# E3 - Boobs: So Close, Yet So Far
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**[00:17] Hachiya**
An eye gouge and an arm break...
Kuro-san is pretty ruthless.
**[00:22] Hachiya**
From the sound of it,
I think her arm's shattered.
**[00:26] Hibi**
Nah. He had her joint over the rail,
so it's probably dislocated.
**[00:30] Hibi**
If he was serious,
he'd have snapped her neck.
**[00:33] Hachiya**
Well, I'm going to take her
to the nurse's office.
**[00:37] Hibi**
You know Seduction Arts?
**[00:41] Hachiya**
That's so dated.
**[00:42] Hachiya**
The term is "Grade-2 Operator
in Romantic Entanglement Actions."
**[00:52] Eita**
Yamada-san... Did you just hear
a scream coming from up above?
**[00:56] Kuro**
That voice...
***SIGN*** September 9th
**[00:58] Kuro**
Eita?
***SIGN*** July 24th
**[01:03] Narration**
On that summer evening,
**[01:05] Narration**
the boy found himself standing in a daze
in front of the apartment building.
**[01:10] Narration**
What he saw had lulled him into a trance.
**[01:14] Narration**
The bra he had failed to steal
was hanging from the wall.
**[01:18] Narration**
He could sense that it was a trap.
**[01:21] Narration**
But at the same time, adolescent
fantasies were stirring in his mind.
**[01:26] Narration**
If the woman this bra had
belonged to was responsible...
**[01:31] Narration**
Could she be waiting on the other side
of the window, with no bra on at all?
**[01:53] (Flashback) Kuro**
Pretty effective.
**[01:56] (Flashback) Kuro**
But the batteries on
this thing don't last long.
**[01:58] (Flashback) Kuro**
Gonna be tricky figuring out
when to use the invisibility.
***SIGN*** Episode 3: "Boobs: So Close, Yet So Far"
**[03:35] Eita**
*What just happened to me?*
**[03:38] Eita**
*Oh, I collapsed after grabbing the bra.*
**[03:43] Eita**
* This must be a room in*
* that run-down building...*
**[03:47] Eita**
*The question is who it belongs to.*
**[03:51] (Flashback) Kawado**
Hurry and put it on me.
**[04:04] (Flashback) Ono**
Excuse me? Did you just sigh?
**[04:07] (Flashback) Ono**
I was nice enough to bring you
inside after I saw you out cold
**[04:10] (Flashback) Ono**
with that bra in your hands!
**[04:13] (Flashback) Ono**
Okay, you just clicked your tongue at me!
**[04:15] (Flashback) Ono**
I know you're the underwear thief, y'know!
**[04:18] (Flashback) Eita**
I'm remaining silent.
I want legal defense present.
**[04:23] (Flashback) Eita**
Until then, I'm not saying another word.
**[04:25] (Flashback) Ono**
What, did they teach you
about that at school yesterday?
**[04:30] (Flashback) Kuro**
Better not sit up yet.
**[04:33] (Flashback) Kuro**
You might've hit your head when you fell.
**[04:37] (Flashback) Kuro**
Why'd you collapse? Does that happen often?
**[04:40] (Flashback) Eita**
No... I remember there was this pain
in my left shoulder, and then I passed out.
**[04:45] (Flashback) Kuro**
Sounds like anemia.
**[04:47] (Flashback) Kuro**
I may or may not have heard something
about pickled eggplant being good for that.
**[04:51] (Flashback) Kuro**
Eat.
**[04:52] (Flashback) Ono**
That sounds made-up.
**[04:57] (Flashback) Eita**
I don't really like pickled foods.
Especially eggplant.
**[05:01] (Flashback) Kuro**
I hear you.
**[05:02] (Flashback) Kuro**
Ever since I tried the stuff Ono-san's mom
sends him, I don't like it anymore, either.
**[05:06] (Flashback) Ono**
Come on, Kuro-kun, that's just rude!
**[05:09] (Flashback) Kawado**
Anyone home?
**[05:11] (Flashback) Kawado**
Hey, you're drinking!
**[05:14] (Flashback) Kawado**
I want in!
**[05:15] (Flashback) Kawado**
Oh, right.
**[05:17] (Flashback) Kawado**
Here, Ono-san. I got you
a beer, so now we're even!
**[05:21] (Flashback) Ono**
Er, you actually drank more than one, but...
**[05:24] (Flashback) Kawado**
Aw, quit whining!
**[05:27] (Flashback) Kawado**
So, what's with the kid?
**[05:30] (Flashback) Ono**
W-Well... He's...
**[05:34] (Flashback) Kuro**
He actually...
**[05:36] (Flashback) Kuro**
found this bra, and went
out of his way to deliver it.
**[05:42] (Flashback) Kawado**
You did?! Well, thanks!
**[05:46] (Flashback) Eita**
It's fine...
**[05:47] (Flashback) Kawado**
Ooh, pickled eggplant!
**[05:52] (Flashback) Kuro**
Hey, kid.
**[05:54] (Flashback) Kuro**
You don't want the bra anymore?
**[05:57] (Flashback) Eita**
Uh, no.
**[05:59] (Flashback) Eita**
I think I'm okay now.
Considering I almost became a criminal...
**[06:03] (Flashback) Eita**
I appreciate you all not saying anything.
**[06:05] (Flashback) Kuro**
Yeah, you already did break the law, though.
**[06:08] (Flashback) Kuro**
What middle school do you go to, anyway?
**[06:11] (Flashback) Eita**
Er, I'm actually in high school.
**[06:15] (Flashback) Eita**
At Kodan High.
**[06:17] (Flashback) Kuro**
Seriously? You're that old?
**[06:20] (Flashback) Kuro**
You ought to know better, then.
Maybe I should call the cops.
**[06:25] (Flashback) Eita**
Wait! Please don't! I'll do anything!
**[06:28] (Flashback) Kuro**
Your school... Kodan High. What's it like?
**[06:32] (Flashback) Eita**
I'm not sure what you mean by that.
**[06:34] (Flashback) Eita**
Plus, I haven't been going to class lately...
**[06:39] (Flashback) Kuro**
Cutting classes, huh?
**[06:40] (Flashback) Eita**
Yeah.
**[06:41] (Flashback) Kuro**
You've got time to spare, then.
**[06:45] (Flashback) Kuro**
I'm looking for a blond foreigner
wearing a blue hoodie and glasses.
**[06:50] (Flashback) Kuro**
You find him... and I'll send you this pic.
***SIGN*** At that time
**[06:54] Sasama**
Om anichi...
**[06:57] (Flashback) Sasama**
Marishiei...
**[06:59] (Flashback) Sasama**
Sowaka.
***SIGN*** That must be ninjutsu...
***SIGN*** A camouflage technique, maybe.
**[07:13] (Flashback) Junna**
Hey, welcome home, drone guy.
**[07:15] (Flashback) Eita**
Where'd you get that from?
**[07:17] (Flashback) Junna**
'Cuz you're always flying
your drone, drone guy.
**[07:20] (Flashback) Junna**
Hey, let me borrow it!
**[07:23] (Flashback) Eita**
Not happening.
**[07:24] (Flashback) Eita**
Anyway, did they lock you out again?
**[07:28] (Flashback) Eita**
Hang on...
**[07:29] (Flashback) Eita**
If you can find the blond foreigner with
glasses, I'll let you borrow my drone.
**[07:35] (Flashback) Junna**
Really?!
**[07:38] (Flashback) Kid 1**
Hey, free skateboard!
**[07:40] (Flashback) Kid 2**
Nice...
**[07:42] (Flashback) Kid 1**
Looks like it's still good, too.
**[07:44] (Flashback) Kuro**
Hey, kid.
**[07:48] (Flashback) Kuro**
That's mine.
**[07:50] (Flashback) Kid 1**
It's mine now. I picked it out of the trash.
**[07:54] (Flashback) Kuro**
Easy there. I'm not asking you to give it away.
**[08:01] (Flashback) Kuro**
How about we trade?
**[08:04] (Flashback) Kuro**
It belongs to a college student.
**[08:06] (Flashback) Kid 1**
Dude, we're in elementary school!
Why would we care?
**[08:10] (Flashback) Kid 2**
Y-Yeah!
**[08:12] (Flashback) Kuro**
Is that right? Because it sounds like bull.
**[08:16] (Flashback) Kuro**
You're old enough to get kicked out
of the women's area at the public bath.
**[08:19] (Flashback) Kuro**
That makes boobs seem so close,
yet so far away.
**[08:23] (Flashback) Kuro**
Someday, you're gonna need to unhook a bra.
**[08:28] (Flashback) Kuro**
It would only benefit you to
figure out how ahead of time.
**[08:32] (Flashback) Kid 1**
Wh-What do you think?
**[08:34] (Flashback) Kid 2**
I-It's your call.
**[08:37] (Flashback) Kuro**
You can enjoy that skateboard right now...
**[08:40] (Flashback) Kuro**
or invest in your future with this bra.
**[08:44] (Flashback) Kuro**
Which is better in the long run?
***SIGN*** At that time
**[08:48] (Flashback) Junna**
I found the foreigner!
**[08:50] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Are you a ninja?
**[08:54] (Flashback) Junna**
This is my house.
**[09:00] (Flashback) Junna**
It's okay. They're gone.
**[09:03] (Flashback) Junna**
They'd get mad if they found out.
**[09:05] (Flashback) Junna**
I'm not actually supposed to be in here.
**[09:08] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Then where do you sleep?
**[09:12] (Flashback) Junna**
In here.
**[09:13] (Flashback) Foreigner**
This is... the bathroom, though.
**[09:16] (Flashback) Junna**
That's right. I'm not his daughter,
so I have to sleep here.
***SIGN*** Child abuse...
***SIGN*** In a country as wealthy as this?
**[09:26] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Junna-san, isn't it hard
sleeping in the bath?
**[09:30] (Flashback) Junna**
Not really. I'm used to it by now.
**[09:33] (Flashback) Junna**
I bet you're hungry, huh?
**[09:35] (Flashback) Junna**
Here! Have a cucumber.
**[09:37] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Thank you.
**[09:38] (Flashback) Junna**
I hate them, myself.
**[10:01] (Flashback) Kawado**
Knock it off!
**[10:03] (Flashback) Kawado**
What the hell? That's you, isn't it, Kuro-kun?!
**[10:07] (Flashback) Kuro**
Kawado-san?
**[10:09] (Flashback) Kuro**
Care to join me?
**[10:11] (Flashback) Kawado**
Come on, lift me up!
**[10:16] (Flashback) Kuro**
You're as heavy... as I figured.
**[10:19] (Flashback) Kawado**
If you knew beforehand,
then shut up about it.
**[10:30] (Flashback) Kawado**
Well, let's drink up!
**[10:34] (Flashback) Kuro**
Wait, are you treating me?
**[10:37] (Flashback) Kawado**
You bring that up after opening it?
**[10:41] (Flashback) Kawado**
Sure, it's my treat.
**[10:47] (Flashback) Kawado**
This is like one of those bier gardens!
Tastes better this way!
**[10:53] (Flashback) Kuro**
No work today?
**[10:55] (Flashback) Kawado**
That's right. It's my time of the month, so...
**[10:58] (Flashback) Kuro**
I see. I'd say you earned the rest.
**[11:00] (Flashback) Kawado**
You're basically in your
apartment all the time, huh?
**[11:05] (Flashback) Kuro**
Yeah. Haven't really gone
anywhere since I moved in.
**[11:09] (Flashback) Kawado**
You're a shut-in! What do
you do for food and stuff?
**[11:14] (Flashback) Kuro**
Early on, the landlady would feed me
lunch when checking in on things...
**[11:20] (Flashback) Kuro**
But she's been bedridden,
which means I've had to improvise.
**[11:25] (Flashback) Kuro**
I eat hyorogan and wild grass,
**[11:28] (Flashback) Kuro**
and treat myself to small
portions of Ono-san's rice.
**[11:31] (Flashback) Kawado**
Just get a job!
**[11:34] (Flashback) Kuro**
It's not as bad as "if I get a job, I lose," but...
**[11:37] (Flashback) Kuro**
I do feel like I'd rather die than get a job.
**[11:40] (Flashback) Kawado**
That's even worse!
**[11:42] (Flashback) Kawado**
What do you do about rent and stuff, then?
**[11:46] (Flashback) Kuro**
Y'know how my room's connected
to Ono-san's through the closet?
**[11:50] (Flashback) Kuro**
I'm technically staying in his guest room.
**[11:56] (Flashback) Kuro**
I was looking for somewhere to move,
**[11:58] (Flashback) Kuro**
when I came upon him getting mugged by
middle schoolers in front of the station.
**[12:03] (Flashback) Kuro**
I saved him, and it ended with me moving in.
**[12:08] (Flashback) Kawado**
You sure sound like you've
got enough energy for a job.
**[12:13] (Flashback) Kuro**
When I think about working,
I start feeling tired.
**[12:18] (Flashback) Kuro**
So I sleep.
**[12:19] (Flashback) Kawado**
Don't sleep!
**[12:21] (Flashback) Kawado**
Don't you have that entrance exam
coming up? You gonna be okay?
**[12:25] (Flashback) Kuro**
Studying also makes me tired,
so... I'm not sure.
**[12:29] (Flashback) Kawado**
In that case, why do
you want to go to school?
**[12:33] (Flashback) Kawado**
Well, I guess... you could say I've got
a nosy relative who got on my case.
**[12:40] (Flashback) Kawado**
Ugh, I know what that's like.
**[12:42] (Flashback) Kawado**
When I dropped out, this egghead relative
of mine would not shut up about it!
**[12:48] (Flashback) Kuro**
Why'd you drop out, Kawado-san?
**[12:52] (Flashback) Kawado**
Well...
**[12:57] (Flashback) Kawado**
Most people don't remember it,
**[12:59] (Flashback) Kawado**
but my parents died in that mess
near the end of February, in 2010.
**[13:06] (Flashback) Kawado**
I didn't really have time
for school after that.
**[13:11] (Flashback) Kuro**
The end of February 2010...
**[13:14] (Flashback) Kuro**
February 22 on the 22nd year of Heisei...
***SIGN*** Ni-Ni Ni Ni-Ni Incident
**[13:17] (Flashback) Kuro**
The Nin-Nin-Ni Ni-Nin Incident.
The ninja disaster.
**[13:23] (Flashback) Kawado**
I gotta pee. Need to change my pad, too.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Kuro**
Okay.
**[13:29] (Flashback) Kuro**
Be careful on your way down.
**[13:32] (Flashback) Kawado**
I know.
**[13:35] (Flashback) Kawado**
I'm not gonna fall or anything!
**[13:39] (Flashback) Kawado**
Easy does it...
**[13:54] (Flashback) Kuro**
What the heck?
**[13:56] (Flashback) Kawado**
Kuro-kun?!
**[13:58] (Flashback) Kawado**
Kuro-kun! Don't move! I'll call an ambulance!
**[14:03] (Flashback) Kuro**
What about the bathroom, Kawado-san?
**[14:04] (Flashback) Kawado**
Too late now!
**[14:10] Kuro**
*It's got an airbag installed? I see.*
**[14:18] Rear-Ender 2**
Well, our leader's being dragged
off by the teddy bear guy.
**[14:21] Rear-Ender 2**
What do we do now?
**[14:23] Rear-Ender 1**
What do you mean?
The enemy is still in front of us.
**[14:27] Rear Ender 2**
Come to think of it,
wasn't there a girl with them?
**[14:48] Rear Ender 2**
Hey, are you okay?
**[14:57] Suzuki**
Surrender already.
**[14:59] Suzuki**
Or the next one's aimed at your face.
That'll leave a nasty scar.
**[15:04] Kato**
Suzuki was the first to engage
the dick-chopping foreigner, right?
**[15:10] Ozu**
Yeah. She's got a ton of ninja handles.
**[15:13] Ozu**
Like your student, Onikobe,
**[15:16] Ozu**
she graduated from the Ninja Technical
School's Kunoichi Program...
***SIGN*** September 9th
**[15:19] Ozu**
at the top of her class.
***SIGN*** July 25th
**[15:25] (Flashback) Junna**
Drone guy! Hey, drone guy!
**[15:29] (Flashback) Eita**
Seriously, why do you call... me... that?
**[15:34] (Flashback) Junna**
Gimme that drone!
**[15:37] (Flashback) Junna**
Come on, the drone!
**[15:43] (Flashback) Junna**
It's flying! It really flies!
**[15:45] (Flashback) Junna**
I'll let you go next!
**[15:47] (Flashback) Junna**
Do you know how to use it?
**[15:48] (Flashback) Foreigner**
I've flown a few suicide drones before.
**[15:52] Eita**
* The blond foreigner in a*
* blue hoodie and glasses...*
**[15:56] Eita**
*I gotta call Kuro-san.*
**[15:59] Yoshida**
* Just when I thought it*
* had quieted down some...*
**[16:02] Yoshida**
*There's that drone again.*
**[16:05] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Yoshida-sensei.
**[16:06] (Flashback) Yoshida**
Oh, right, right.
**[16:07] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Thank you so much for letting
me see your manuscript.
**[16:12] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Your depiction of the grief these ninja go
through was so vivid. I was honestly touched.
**[16:17] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Excellent work!
**[16:19] (Flashback) Yoshida**
I'm glad to hear that. It's quite a relief.
**[16:23] (Flashback) Suzuki**
This scene where the ninja
are all wiped out, especially,
**[16:26] (Flashback) Suzuki**
had me holding my sides in laughter.
**[16:28] (Flashback) Yoshida**
Uh, that's supposed to be a tragic scene...
**[16:32] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Now, I'd like to talk to you about
a few edits I was thinking of.
**[16:35] (Flashback) Yoshida**
R-Right.
**[16:38] (Flashback) Hibi**
Hey!
**[16:39] (Flashback) Hibi**
Crossing up upon the bypass,
heading to paradise in first class!
**[16:44] (Flashback) Hibi**
With an eye looking on the
future, and even the past!
**[16:47] (Flashback) Hibi**
And then...
**[16:48] (Flashback) Taira**
Shut the fuck up and walk, baldo.
**[16:51] (Flashback) Hibi**
Oh, sure.
**[16:53] Hibi**
*That's my master for you.*
**[16:54] Hibi**
* He's bald himself, but he calls me,*
* with my long hair, baldo.*
**[17:00] (Flashback) Suzuki**
First, I'd cut this part. It's just repeating
what was on the previous page.
**[17:04] (Flashback) Yoshida**
B-But that's...
**[17:06] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Let's drop this entire chapter, too.
**[17:09] (Flashback) Yoshida**
Wh-Whoa, that's basically
a rewrite at that point!
**[17:12] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Oh, this can go, too.
**[17:15] Suzuki**
And this scene at the beginning...
I'd like you to rewrite that.
**[17:15] (Flashback) Yoshida**
What happened to all that praise?
**[17:20] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Oh, sorry, the office is calling.
***SIGN*** Capture the foreigner.
2-X-X Nishiki-cho in Nerima City.
Murayama Flats.
***SIGN*** Understood
**[17:28] Suzuki**
Sensei, a question...
***SIGN*** Roger that
***SIGN*** Roger that
**[17:31] (Flashback) Suzuki**
What's the name of this slu—
I mean, apartment building?
**[17:36] (Flashback) Yoshida**
It's Murayama Flats.
***SIGN*** Capture the foreigner.
2-X-X Nishiki-cho in Nerima City.
Murayama Flats.
**[17:41] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Sorry, my boss has urgent business for me.
**[17:46] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Please have the corrections ready
before 3:00 PM tomorrow.
**[17:48] (Flashback) Yoshida**
W-W-Wait! There's no way!
**[17:51] (Flashback) Suzuki**
If you'll excuse me.
**[17:55] (Flashback) Yoshida**
W-Wait...
**[18:03] Suzuki**
*Yoshida-sensei.*
**[18:05] Suzuki**
*He's so anxious and hunched over.*
**[18:09] Suzuki**
* He'll probably be up all night*
* with those corrections.*
**[18:12] Suzuki**
*Good luck. I'll see you again tomorrow.*
***SIGN*** Cigarettes
**[18:16] (Flashback) Taira**
Pops, gimme some smokes and matches.
**[18:19] (Flashback) Owner**
Store's not even open anymore.
You should head on out of here.
**[18:23] (Flashback) Taira**
Don't be like that! Help a guy out.
**[18:25] (Flashback) Owner**
Who the hell gets their orders from
color-coded matches in this day and age?
**[18:30] (Flashback) Owner**
These days, there's those Marishitens
and that Escape thing...
**[18:34] (Flashback) Owner**
A buncha fancy gizmos with
old-fashioned names stuck on 'em.
**[18:37] (Flashback) Owner**
Which leaves guys like us
treated like antiques!
**[18:41] (Flashback) Taira**
I happen to like antiques, myself.
**[18:44] (Flashback) Taira**
The thing about tech is you can't
rely on it in the heat of the moment,
**[18:48] (Flashback) Taira**
when your life is on the line.
**[18:50] (Flashback) Hibi**
I hear the cheers, they come at me for years!
**[18:54] (Flashback) Taira**
Come on, Hibi, let's go.
**[18:55] (Flashback) Hibi**
Where to?
**[18:58] (Flashback) Taira**
Time for your first mission
at Murayama Flats.
**[19:01] (Flashback) Taira**
Consider everyone you run into an enemy.
**[19:04] (Flashback) Hibi**
Hell yeah. Finally some combat.
**[19:11] Suzuki**
* The target is on the shared balcony*
* on the second floor...*
**[19:24] (Flashback) Junna**
Hey, let me see it already!
**[19:36] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Pardon me!
**[19:40] (Flashback) Junna**
Ow...
**[19:45] (Flashback) Junna**
Hey! What the heck was that?
**[19:47] (Flashback) Suzuki**
You okay? Any injuries?
**[19:49] (Flashback) Junna**
Yeah! I skinned my knee!
**[19:52] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Sorry about that. But civilian
casualties come with the job.
**[19:56] (Flashback) Suzuki**
If you want to file a complaint,
**[19:58] (Flashback) Suzuki**
submit it to the local
courthouse within 30 days.
**[20:02] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Not that it'll matter.
**[20:04] (Flashback) Suzuki**
You're a high schooler, so you ought
to understand what's going on.
**[20:07] (Flashback) Suzuki**
If you want to avoid trouble,
keep that mouth zipped.
**[20:10] (Flashback) Eita**
I-I won't say a word!
**[20:13] (Flashback) Suzuki**
That drone of yours has
really complicated things.
**[20:17] (Flashback) Suzuki**
And I had an appointment
at the beautician later...
**[20:19] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Now I'm gonna be late.
**[20:21] (Flashback) Eita**
I-I'm sorry, but... I also
have no idea what's going on.
**[20:28] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Well, I'll still win in the end.
**[20:48] (Flashback) Foreigner**
She vanished?!
**[20:50] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Damn it!
**[21:27] Suzuki**
*He's had electrocution conditioning.*
**[21:30] Suzuki**
*I screwed up.*
**[21:33] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Was there bulletproof gel in her shirt?
**[21:38] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Is that enough to block .22 LR rounds?
**[21:43] Suzuki**
* If hitting his heart with the taser won't*
* work, I'll have to aim for his head.*
**[21:48] Suzuki**
* I'll intercept his shot with my hand and*
* then redirect it to avoid a critical wound.*
**[21:54] Suzuki**
*I am not dying here.*
**[21:57] Foreigner**
*Her movements... She's not begging for mercy.*
**[22:00] Foreigner**
*Are ninja that fixated on survival?*
**[22:05] (Flashback) Hibi**
Yo, yo, is someone playing with my yo-yo?
**[22:11] (Flashback) Hibi**
Damn, you both look like shit.
**[22:14] (Flashback) Hibi**
You pick a fight with the wrong person?
**[22:19] (Flashback) Hibi**
Well, the star's here now.
So where's my applause?
***SIGN*** Episode 4: "Do You Know What the Ninja Code Says?"
**[23:55] Kuro**
Suzuki is the second most common family
name in Japan. You got me beat.
**[23:59] Suzuki**
Do you really care that much?
**[24:01] Kuro**
Isn't it nice to be highly ranked?
**[24:02] Kuro?**
There are 1,700,000 Suzukis across the—
**[24:06] Suzuki**
Let me stop you right there!
**[24:07] Suzuki**
And damn, you must really love *Jump*.