# UNDER NINJA
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Within the shadows of Japan, a covert battle wages on. Around 200,000 ninjas still exist carrying out deadly missions as a secret organization, National Intelligence of NINJA, or NIN. But a challenger arises: UNDER NINJA. Known as UN, these ninjas oppose NIN at every turn. One such UN is Kuro, a high school loner sent to the front lines. What will be his fate and which faction will prevail?
# Season 1
# E1 - Throw a Rock, Hit a Ninja
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQJP2X/throw-a-rock-hit-a-ninja)
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**[00:05] Captain**
Get ready. Go!
**[00:17] Delta 1**
Clear!
**[00:18] Delta 2**
Clear!
**[00:19] Delta 3**
Clear!
**[00:19] Delta 4**
All clear!
**[00:21] Captain**
Here!
**[00:27] Captain**
Rock 'n' roll!
**[00:31] Captain**
Freeze! Hands up!
**[00:34] Delta 1**
Shit, what the hell is this?
**[00:37] Delta 2**
Is it a bomb?
**[00:39] Captain**
Nah, it ain't a bomb. It's a sword.
**[00:42] Captain**
Look carefully.
**[00:43] Captain**
His thumb for pressing the phone's
detonation button and his head
**[00:47] Captain**
got slashed off by a sword.
**[00:50] Captain**
Nobody else can do this but ninja.
**[00:53] Captain**
Look what's on the corner of the desk.
**[00:57] Captain**
It's an origami.
**[00:59] Delta 1**
Ninja... I wanted to see them for real.
**[01:02] Captain**
Are you kidding me? You wanna die?
**[01:05] Captain**
Thank God and your mommy
you didn't see them.
**[01:14] Hibi**
Mind the pipe.
**[01:16] Hibi**
It's surprisingly easy to trip on.
**[01:18] Kuro**
Uh-huh.
**[01:31] Hibi**
Looks like we're all here.
**[03:06] Hibi**
Careful. There's gum on the ground.
***SIGN*** Episode 1: Throw a Rock, Hit a Ninja
**[03:09] Kuro**
Yeah.
**[03:10] Hibi**
It's been a long time, Kumogakure Kuro.
**[03:14] Hibi**
Then again, I guess I saw you at that
run-down apartment the other day.
**[03:17] Hibi**
You've always been great at
escaping and staying hidden.
**[03:24] Kuro**
Your burns from the lightning
strike healed, Hibi?
**[03:30] Hibi**
I'm covering it up with makeup, man.
**[03:32] Hibi**
But the scars won't heal
until I take you down.
**[03:37] Hibi**
Which I wouldn't mind doing right now.
**[03:41] Hibi**
Are you listening?
**[03:43] Kuro**
Hang on, my dick's kinda...
**[03:46] Kuro**
Oh, damn it. I stepped on the gum.
**[03:51] Kuro**
I noticed you staring.
**[03:54] Kuro**
What's your real name?
**[03:55] Suzuki**
Wait, me?
**[03:57] Suzuki**
I've got a bunch of Ninja Handles, but...
**[04:00] Suzuki**
My real name's Suzuki.
**[04:02] Kuro**
Suzuki...
**[04:04] Kuro**
The second most common
name in the country. You win.
**[04:07] Kuro**
Well, Hibi is, like, 1,500th,
so he can't compete.
**[04:11] Kuro**
1,500th... Pfft.
**[04:15] Kuro**
So, you guys ask me to come to
this roof, which is super visible...
**[04:19] Kuro**
Are you stupid or something?
**[04:21] Hibi**
I mean, isn't the normal routine to gather
everybody and have a cool-looking pose-off?
**[04:26] Kuro**
We're not in *Jump*, man.
**[04:28] Kuro**
A sniper could take us all out.
Let's call it a day already.
**[04:31] Suzuki**
Wait, really?
**[04:33] Suzuki**
I don't read manga.
**[04:35] Hachiya**
I'm not familiar, either.
**[04:37] Hibi**
I've always wanted to assemble
the team like this, though...
**[04:40] Hachiya**
I get what you're saying, Kuro-san,
**[04:43] Hachiya**
but take a look over there.
**[04:47] Hachiya**
The enemy's assembled, too.
**[04:49] Kuro**
So they're just as stupid?
**[04:54] Kuro**
Who're we dealing with here, Hachiya?
**[04:57] Hachiya**
The Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare's
Rear Support Maneuvers Division 2.
**[05:00] Hachiya**
They're called the Rear-Enders.
**[05:04] Kuro**
Hachiya...
**[05:06] Kuro**
Does anyone actually do
ganguro-style fashion anymore?
**[05:09] Hachiya**
This is bad. They're
definitely coming after us.
**[05:12] Hibi**
Then I'll make the first move.
**[05:16] Kuro**
Seriously, quit acting like we're in *Jump*.
**[05:19] Kuro**
Who's the strongest one here?
**[05:24] Hachiya**
Well, definitely not me.
**[05:27] Kuro**
Ultimately, results are all
that matters with shinobi.
**[05:30] Kuro**
I beat the dick-slicing foreigner,
so that makes me strongest.
**[05:34] Kuro**
If I take their strongest
fighter out, this'll be over.
**[05:38] Kuro**
Hachiya, who's their strongest?
**[05:42] Hachiya**
Going by their builds, probably her.
**[05:46] Kuro**
Nah. Usually you can count on
the biggest to be number two.
**[05:50] Kuro**
Number one's gotta be her.
**[05:54] Kuro**
She'll have some kind of
ultimate form, like Frieza,
**[05:57] Kuro**
that'll result in a simpler design.
**[06:00] Hibi**
You actually love *Jump*, don't you, Kuro?
***SIGN*** You've got a laser pointer, don't you?
***SIGN*** The school's got ears everywhere.
***SIGN*** I've got one, but what do you need it for?
***SIGN*** And yeah, I know.
***SIGN*** Be ready for my signal. And good.
***SIGN*** You'll want to hit her arm with the laser.
***SIGN*** The real enemy is the director.
***SIGN*** Yeah, that makes sense.
**[06:26] Kuro**
All right, I'm heading out.
**[06:29] Hachiya**
Be careful.
**[06:32] Kuro**
Down we go...
**[06:39] Kuro**
How'd it even come to this?
***SIGN*** September 9th
***SIGN*** July 22nd
**[06:57] (Flashback) Kuro**
Seven out of ten.
**[07:11] (Flashback) Kuro**
Four out of ten.
**[07:22] (Flashback) Kuro**
Zero out of ten.
**[07:29] (Flashback) Kuro**
I'm so bored.
**[07:32] (Flashback) Kato**
Sure seems like it.
**[07:41] (Flashback) Kato**
What is this? Assassination practice?
**[07:44] (Flashback) Kuro**
N-No! Nothing that fancy.
**[07:47] (Flashback) Kato**
I'm coming in.
**[07:48] (Flashback) Kuro**
Yeah, please, go right ahead!
**[07:53] (Flashback) Kato**
It's so damn hot.
**[07:55] (Flashback) Kuro**
S-Sure is.
**[07:57] Kuro**
*I didn't notice him at all...*
**[08:00] Kuro**
*He must be a career ninja.*
**[08:06] (Flashback) Kato**
You not gonna offer me a cold drink?
**[08:09] (Flashback) Kuro**
Sorry about that!
**[08:10] (Flashback) Kato**
I was joking. I already saw there was no fridge.
**[08:15] (Flashback) Kuro**
I, uh, share a fridge with the
person in the next room over...
**[08:20] (Flashback) Kato**
Lately, so many non-career ninja
have been failing to get any jobs
**[08:24] (Flashback) Kato**
that there've been rumors of
some making a break for it.
**[08:29] (Flashback) Kato**
So, despite the extra work, we've been
making the rounds to check on them.
**[08:32] (Flashback) Kuro**
S-Sir, I would never consider running away!
**[08:35] (Flashback) Kuro**
All I need is a job, and I'll work my butt off.
**[08:38] (Flashback) Kato**
It's no skin off the organization's ass
how many of you run off, really.
**[08:44] (Flashback) Kuro**
That's fair, yeah.
**[08:46] (Flashback) Kato**
Regulations are what they are, though.
**[08:49] (Flashback) Kato**
Remember that any attempt
to escape will get you erased.
**[08:52] (Flashback) Kuro**
O-Of course, sir.
**[08:56] (Flashback) Kato**
So...
**[09:01] (Flashback) Kato**
I have a job for you.
**[09:03] (Flashback) Kuro**
Y-You do? What is it?
**[09:06] (Flashback) Kuro**
Oh, I have to figure that
out myself, right? Okay.
**[09:11] (Flashback) Kato**
I have to say, the famous Kumogakure
clan has really fallen off.
**[09:30] (Flashback) Kato**
What's this? Going for my eyes?
**[09:32] (Flashback) Kuro**
N-No, it's just...
**[09:35] (Flashback) Kuro**
The toothpick in the ceiling fell.
**[09:38] (Flashback) Kato**
Oh, this?
**[09:44] (Flashback) Kato**
I'd say that's a ten out of ten.
**[09:50] (Flashback) Kuro**
Holy shit...
**[09:52] (Flashback) Kuro**
Well, the box seems normal enough.
**[09:55] (Flashback) Kuro**
A blazer? Seems like part of a school uniform.
**[09:58] (Flashback) Kuro**
And it comes with a hoodie...
**[10:01] (Flashback) Kuro**
Why, though?
**[10:20] (Flashback) Kuro**
Huh...
**[10:24] (Flashback) Kuro**
I get it. Dress for the ninja jobs you want.
**[10:32] (Flashback) Kuro**
I guess I'm supposed to
infiltrate this school.
**[10:40] School worker**
*Hello, this is Kodan High School.*
**[10:43] Kuro**
*That was a close one.*
**[10:44] Kuro**
* Just remembered that parents usually*
* handle the transfer process.*
**[10:48] Kuro**
* I could claim to be the father, but that'd*
* seem out of place with the time of day.*
**[10:53] Kuro**
*It'd make more sense for the mother to call.*
**[10:56] Kuro**
*Unless specified otherwise,*
**[10:58] Kuro**
* a Genin is supposed to move*
* as soon as an order is received.*
**[11:02] Kuro**
* This lady's the only woman*
* in this apartment complex...*
**[11:06] Kuro**
*and she's not around.*
**[11:08] Kuro**
* And is it really wise to leave your window*
* wide open with your underwear out to dry?*
**[11:16] (Flashback) Kuro**
Kawado-san? You in?
**[11:21] (Flashback) Kawado**
Hey, Kumogakure-kun,
can you get me some toilet paper?
**[11:27] (Flashback) Kuro**
Uh, sure, okay.
**[11:29] (Flashback) Kuro**
Where do you keep it, again?
**[11:35] (Flashback) Kawado**
It's in the damn bathroom, obviously!
**[11:39] (Flashback) Kuro**
Couldn't you get it yourself, then?
**[11:42] (Flashback) Kawado**
I obviously can't! Why is this
old dump laid out like this?!
**[11:47] (Flashback) Kawado**
And who the fuck leaves
the toilet paper so far away?!
**[11:50] Kawado**
That piece-of-shit landlord!
Does he not wipe his ass?!
**[11:54] (Flashback) Kuro**
Well, she's obviously hammered.
**[11:54] Kawado**
This is bullshit!
**[11:56] (Flashback) Kuro**
But considering I don't have
anyone else I can ask...
**[12:01] (Flashback) Kawado**
You can come in,
but if you look, you're dead.
**[12:04] (Flashback) Kawado**
I'll have you cast out of society!
**[12:07] Kuro**
*Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh?*
**[12:12] Kuro**
*I am a shinobi.*
**[12:14] Kuro**
*And I make the impossible possible.*
**[12:33] (Flashback) Kuro**
Here you go.
**[12:39] (Flashback) Kawado**
Quit looking!
**[12:44] (Flashback) Kawado**
Hello? Is this Kodan High School?
**[12:48] (Flashback) Kawado**
It's me! Y'know, me?
**[12:51] (Flashback) Kawado**
Come on, who else could it be?
Now gimme whoever's in charge.
**[12:56] (Flashback) Kawado**
What for? C'mon, you know why!
**[12:59] (Flashback) Kawado**
It's because my son's
going to enroll over there!
**[13:05] (Flashback) Kuro**
Huh? Well, she's had
a little bit to drink, yes.
**[13:09] (Flashback) Kuro**
She's not normally this bad.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Kuro**
Yes. I'm fine.
**[13:15] (Flashback) Kuro**
Thanks for your help.
**[13:17] (Flashback) Kuro**
Kawado-san.
**[13:18] (Flashback) Kuro**
Masterful performance. I appreciate it.
**[13:22] (Flashback) Kuro**
You helped create a really
convincing family background.
**[13:24] (Flashback) Kawado**
Oh, for real?
**[13:26] (Flashback) Kawado**
I played a stepmother a lot
at the role-playing club, so...
**[13:31] (Flashback) Kuro**
Bravo.
**[13:33] (Flashback) Kawado**
Okay, now drinks are on you,
like you promised!
**[13:41] (Flashback) Kuro**
Gonna need to borrow these, Ono-san.
**[13:47] (Flashback) Kuro**
Here. Beer.
**[13:49] (Flashback) Kuro**
Just the one, though.
**[13:51] (Flashback) Kawado**
How come your room is
connected to your neighbor's?
**[13:55] (Flashback) Kuro**
Not sure. It's been like that since I moved in.
**[14:00] (Flashback) Kuro**
Thanks to that, I don't
need my own refrigerator.
**[14:03] (Flashback) Kuro**
So, the entrance exam seems to have
a minimum English score required...
**[14:07] (Flashback) Kuro**
How hard would that be for
the second year of high school?
**[14:13] (Flashback) Kawado**
You're really gonna ask me, when I
dropped out three days into high school?
**[14:18] (Flashback) Kuro**
Sorry.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Kuro**
I never attended class myself.
**[14:23] (Flashback) Kawado**
Come to think of it, where is your mom?
**[14:26] (Flashback) Kuro**
According to my father, she said "trouble's
here" after I was born and then was gone.
***SIGN*** Mother:
Father:
***SIGN*** Trouble (Kuro) is here.
Kuro (9th son) is here.
**[14:33] (Flashback) Kuro**
But my father misheard her,
**[14:36] (Flashback) Kuro**
and ended up signing the paperwork
under the wrong impression.
**[14:39] (Flashback) Kawado**
Wait, that's why your name is Kuro?
**[14:43] (Flashback) Kuro**
Yep.
**[14:44] (Flashback) Kawado**
Not because you're the youngest out of nine?
**[14:48] (Flashback) Kuro**
I'm an only child.
**[14:52] (Flashback) Kuro**
I was actually best friends
in middle school with a guy
**[14:56] (Flashback) Kuro**
whose name was "Miracle,"
written with the kanji for "kiseki."
**[14:59] (Flashback) Kuro**
But he died in a lightning strike.
**[15:06] (Flashback) Kuro**
It's actually a sad story...
**[15:08] (Flashback) Kawado**
Oh, my sides!
**[15:11] (Flashback) Kawado**
How old are you, anyway?!
**[15:13] (Flashback) Kuro**
Seventeen years old.
**[15:18] (Flashback) Kawado**
I-I could've sworn you were older!
**[15:21] (Flashback) Kawado**
When I sleep, it's usually on
the upper shelf in the closet,
**[15:24] (Flashback) Kawado**
with Ono-san on the floor.
**[15:26] (Flashback) Kawado**
Like Doraemon?
**[15:29] (Flashback) Kuro**
Oh, here it comes, here it comes...
**[15:32] (Flashback) Kuro**
Watch this.
**[15:35] (Flashback) Kawado**
Nailed it!
**[15:57] (Flashback) Kuro**
Thanks for the drinks.
**[15:59] (Flashback) Ono**
Oh, what a relief! I've got some work!
**[16:07] (Flashback) Ono**
Time for a celebratory beer!
**[16:12] (Flashback) Ono**
I could've sworn I just saw someone.
**[16:27] (Flashback) Ono**
Hey! Kumogakure-kun, what the heck?
**[16:30] (Flashback) Ono**
Did you drink all my beer?!
**[16:34] (Flashback) Ono**
Huh? He's gone.
**[16:38] (Flashback) Ono**
You're the one who drank all
my precious beer, aren't you?!
**[16:42] (Flashback) Kawado**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[16:45] (Flashback) Ono**
I've got the evidence right here.
***SIGN*** Ono
**[16:47] (Flashback) Ono**
I wrote this! And I found
the can in your room!
**[16:52] (Flashback) Kawado**
Ono is a name I used
when I worked as a hostess.
**[16:56] (Flashback) Ono**
Oh, come on! Don't lie!
**[16:58] (Flashback) Ono**
I can go to the police
about this, you realize?!
**[17:02] (Flashback) Kawado**
The cops? That works out perfect.
**[17:04] (Flashback) Kawado**
I can tell them how you stole my underwear.
**[17:09] (Flashback) Ono**
I did no such thing!
**[17:12] (Flashback) Kawado**
Then where the hell are they?
**[17:36] Kato**
I see.
**[17:37] Kato**
So the top brass want to deal
with the MHLW's Rear-Enders.
**[17:43] Kato**
And why wasn't I told about this?
**[17:46] Ozu**
Partly because you don't take apprentices.
**[17:49] Kato**
What about Onikobe?
**[17:51] Ozu**
The woman's a serial killer.
**[17:53] Ozu**
She's too dangerous to let into the country.
**[17:55] Ozu**
More importantly, out of the four
Genin we sent into Kodan High School,
***SIGN*** Shinobin
**[18:00] Ozu**
three were taught personally by us Chunin.
**[18:04] Ozu**
But Kumogakure Kuro's
got no record to speak of.
**[18:11] Ozu**
So I checked his file to see
what he's done before...
**[18:15] Ozu**
And what the hell is this?
**[18:17] Ozu**
He spends his days lazing
about a run-down apartment.
**[18:21] Ozu**
Sometimes he leeches beer off
his neighbor and goes into hiding.
**[18:25] Ozu**
You sure this kid isn't just some NEET?
**[18:35] Kato**
But it was Kumogakure Kuro
who took that foreigner down.
***SIGN*** September 9th
***SIGN*** July 23rd
**[18:53] (Flashback) Ozu**
Well, what can I help you with?
**[18:57] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Yes. Where do I find ninja?
**[19:03] (Flashback) Ozu**
Do you understand Japanese?
**[19:05] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Yes.
**[19:06] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Little bit.
**[19:08] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Kanji is very hard.
**[19:11] (Flashback) Foreigner**
I come to Japan to become ninja.
**[19:15] (Flashback) Ozu**
Yeah, okay, I see that.
**[19:18] (Flashback) Ozu**
We actually get a lot of
foreigners asking about that.
**[19:21] (Flashback) Foreigner**
So, where can I meet a ninja?
**[19:25] (Flashback) Ozu**
Well, one's right behind you.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Ninja! Where are you?
**[19:34] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Is it you?
**[19:36] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Or him?
**[19:37] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Who is it?
**[19:39] (Flashback) Ozu**
Whoa, hey! Don't swing that sword around!
**[19:42] (Flashback) Foreigner**
No.
**[19:44] (Flashback) Foreigner**
This is an umbrella. I buy in Asakusa.
**[19:48] (Flashback) Ozu**
I noticed, but it's still dangerous, okay?
**[19:52] (Flashback) Ozu**
There's a Japanese saying...
**[19:58] (Flashback) Ozu**
"Throw a stone, and you'll hit a ninja."
**[20:02] (Flashback) Foreigner**
I know the saying.
**[20:04] (Flashback) Foreigner**
What does it mean?
**[20:06] (Flashback) Ozu**
It means there are so many ninja around,
you can throw a rock at random and hit one.
**[20:11] (Flashback) Ozu**
That's what.
**[20:14] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Where are they?!
**[20:15] (Flashback) Ozu**
Easy there. There's more to the saying.
**[20:19] (Flashback) Ozu**
"Throw a stone, and you'll hit a ninja...
**[20:22] (Flashback) Ozu**
but you won't know who it hit.
**[20:25] (Flashback) Ozu**
They're everywhere, and nobody knows."
**[20:29] (Flashback) Ozu**
That's how ninja are.
**[20:31] (Flashback) Ozu**
You won't find any ninja in Japan who
actually look like ninja, the way you do.
**[20:36] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Ninja...
**[20:40] Narrator**
After the war in the Pacific
theater drew to a close,
**[20:43] Narrator**
upon arriving in Japan, the Allied General
Headquarters issued Special Order 1,
**[20:49] Narrator**
demanding the Imperial forces
and Ministry of Home Affairs
**[20:52] Narrator**
provide the roster of affiliated ninja,
along with their surrender.
**[20:57] Narrator**
Securing the Japanese ninja,
who had been the most consistent threat
**[21:00] Narrator**
over the course of the war
to the Allied powers,
**[21:02] Narrator**
was considered to be crucial to the US,
**[21:05] Narrator**
establishing their superpower
position in the post-war status quo.
**[21:09] Narrator**
In fact, while he was stationed in Japan,
MacArthur had come under attack by ninja,
**[21:14] Narrator**
only for the situation to be resolved
by a faction of pro-American ninja.
**[21:20] Narrator**
Ultimately, however, the majority of ninja
organizations were dissolved by the GHQ.
**[21:27] Narrator**
But in the seven decades following the war,
**[21:30] Narrator**
the world entered an era of religious
and ethnic wars, as well as terrorism.
**[21:37] Narrator**
The ninja, thought extinct,
**[21:40] Narrator**
would demonstrate their abilities
on the front lines of these conflicts,
**[21:43] Narrator**
performing assassination and
sabotage missions in absolute secrecy.
**[21:48] Narrator**
And these numerous ninja have infiltrated
**[21:51] Narrator**
the majority of Japan's public
and private institutions,
**[21:56] Narrator**
where they monitor the people in secret.
**[22:01] (Flashback) Kato**
Got a delivery here.
**[22:09] Narration**
The ninja had survived.
**[22:13] Narration**
They are rumored to number 200,000.
**[22:17] Narration**
Ninja still exist in Japan to this day.
***SIGN*** Episode 2: I Want to Be a Ninja
**[23:56] Kuro**
Kato's the tenth most common
family name in Japan, you know.
**[23:59] Kato**
Your point is?
**[24:00] Kuro**
I just barely win.
**[24:02] Kuro**
Since Kumogakure is within the top nine
most common family names in Japan.
**[24:07] Kato**
No, I really doubt that.
# E2 - I Want to Be a Ninja
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ1EDN/i-want-to-be-a-ninja)
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**[00:17] Kuro**
Surrender and I can guarantee you'll live.
**[00:21] Kuro**
You can't think the government
has a chance against shinobi.
**[00:24] Mako**
I have my doubts about you being
able to win with that attitude.
**[00:28] Mako**
This rotating twister dagger...
**[00:31] Mako**
is more than capable of piercing
that blade-proof hoodie of yours.
**[00:36] Kuro**
Take a look at the back of your hand.
**[00:44] Kuro**
Finally noticed?
**[00:47] Kuro**
Did you really think shinobi like us would
**[00:49] Kuro**
infiltrate enemy territory
without fire support?
**[00:52] Kuro**
When I give the signal,
your arm will evaporate.
**[00:55] Kuro**
Our reach extends to
anywhere in the atmosphere...
**[01:01] Kuro**
with our "Escape."
**[01:11] Hachiya**
Granted, that's a lie.
**[01:15] Kato**
The incident this summer where
someone was cutting off male organs.
**[01:21] Kato**
There was a decent amount of talk about it.
***SIGN*** Shinobin
**[01:25] Kato**
The foreigner responsible for it
**[01:27] Kato**
made a lot of noise about ninja,
so the top brass were concerned.
**[01:32] Kato**
They selected a handful of Genin
and sent them after the foreigner.
**[01:38] Ozu**
Yeah. I remember it all right.
***SIGN*** September 9th
**[01:42] Ozu**
Because I was the foreigner's
first point of contact.
***SIGN*** July 23rd
***SIGN*** Nimble, invisible.
***SIGN*** Nightly Japanese agent... ninja.
***SIGN*** They're everywhere,
but impossible to find.
***SIGN*** There's something so philosophical about that.
***SIGN*** I want to be a ninja.
***SIGN*** Episode 2: "I Want to Be a Ninja"
**[04:01] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Where are you, ninja?
***SIGN*** Foot and Bicycle Traffic
**[04:19] (Flashback) Sasama**
All right, you little squirts!
**[04:22] (Flashback) Sasama**
Drink the breast milk!
Breast milk, fresh from the tap!
**[04:28] (Flashback) Kid A**
It's him! It's Mr. Breast Milk!
**[04:32] (Flashback) Sasama**
Come on, step right up and
have a drink! It's breast milk!
**[04:35] (Flashback) Sasama**
You can even suck from
the source, if you want!
**[04:42] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Ninja...
***SIGN*** Wh-What the...
***SIGN*** Some kind of ninja code?!
***SIGN*** Why so close to the ground?
***SIGN*** To keep it hidden from view?!
***SIGN*** Are there more?!
***SIGN*** Anything else?!
***SIGN*** Anywhere!
***SIGN*** Warning: If you piss here,
I'll cut your rotten rod off.
***SIGN*** This is it.
***SIGN*** Hey, it's you.
***SIGN*** Kinda surprised you actually called.
***SIGN*** Me?
***SIGN*** I'm in Germany.
***SIGN*** For work.
***SIGN*** With you having left,
***SIGN*** there's more to do.
***SIGN*** So, what do you want?
***SIGN*** I see it.
***SIGN*** Warning: If you piss here,
I'll cut your rotten rod off.
***SIGN*** No doubt about it.
***SIGN*** This is a message from the ninja.
***SIGN*** As for what it means...
***SIGN*** Whoa.
***SIGN*** Pardon me.
***SIGN*** It says to cut the dick off of anyone taking a piss on the wall.
***SIGN*** Rod is slang for dick.
***SIGN*** You'll wanna cut two or three off,
***SIGN*** and then the ninja will make contact with you.
***SIGN*** Don't mention it. I'm glad to help.
***SIGN*** If you're able to infiltrate the
world's greatest order of killers,
***SIGN*** it only stands to benefit us.
***SIGN*** And until then, consider your daughter
***SIGN*** to be in our care.
***SIGN*** Infants can be quite handy, after all.
***SIGN*** If I cut three dicks off,
***SIGN*** I can become a ninja.
***SIGN*** If I become a ninja,
***SIGN*** I can save my daughter.
**[06:42] (Flashback) Driver**
Ai-chan! You want a lift back to your place?
**[06:45] (Flashback) Kawado**
Oh, that's cool. I'm gonna
drop by the convenience store.
**[06:49] (Flashback) Driver**
Okay.
**[06:50] (Flashback) Kawado**
Good work today.
**[06:53] (Flashback) Kawado**
Y'know, I should probably
give Ono-san some beer.
**[07:02] (Flashback) Old dude**
Hey, girlie, what're you staring at?
**[07:05] (Flashback) Old dude**
You some kinda perv,
sizing up my schlong like that?
**[07:08] (Flashback) Old dude**
If you want a better look...
**[07:10] (Flashback) Kawado**
Dickhead.
**[07:11] (Flashback) Old dude**
Huh?! You want a piece of this?!
**[07:13] (Flashback) Kawado**
Dickhead.
**[07:14] (Flashback) Old dude**
Hey! Get back here!
**[07:15] (Flashback) Kawado**
Dickhead!
**[07:16] (Flashback) Old dude**
You got no vocabulary, do you?!
**[07:18] (Flashback) Kawado**
Dickhead!
**[07:20] Kawado**
*Huh, a foreigner.*
**[07:28] (Flashback) Ono**
That stupid girl...
**[07:31] (Flashback) Ono**
She chugs all of my beer,
**[07:35] (Flashback) Ono**
and then accuses me
of stealing her underwear!
**[07:38] (Flashback) Kuro**
Ono-san!
**[07:40] (Flashback) Kuro**
Why are you wearing Kawado-san's bra?
**[07:45] (Flashback) Kuro**
Why don't you tell me all
about it over some drinks?
**[07:48] (Flashback) Ono**
W-Well, actually, Kawado-san drank
all my booze, so I've got none...
**[07:54] (Flashback) Kuro**
Oh, don't worry.
**[07:56] (Flashback) Kuro**
There's that plum brandy
underneath the kitchenette
**[07:59] (Flashback) Kuro**
that your elderly mom sends you every year.
**[08:03] (Flashback) Ono**
How do you know about that?!
**[08:06] (Flashback) Kuro**
Well, cheers.
**[08:08] (Flashback) Ono**
Well... sure. Cheers.
**[08:16] (Flashback) Kuro**
Missus Ono's plum brandy really hits the spot!
**[08:20] (Flashback) Kuro**
I think I'll have some more.
**[08:22] (Flashback) Kuro**
Oh, don't mind me. I can pour it myself.
**[08:27] (Flashback) Ono**
How exactly are you familiar
with its taste, anyway?
**[08:34] (Flashback) Kuro**
So, regarding this bra situation...
**[08:40] (Flashback) Ono**
Well... it was about two weeks ago.
**[08:44] (Flashback) Ono**
Since I had been fired from my
old job, I was drunk off my ass,
**[08:47] (Flashback) Ono**
and on my way back to the apartment.
**[08:51] (Flashback) Ono**
That evening, it was weirdly hot.
**[08:54] (Flashback) Ono**
There was no breeze at all.
Just an overall creepy night.
**[08:58] (Flashback) Ono**
And when I glanced upward at random...
**[09:03] (Flashback) Ono**
There was a bra flying in the sky!
**[09:07] (Flashback) Ono**
You can imagine how shocked I was!
**[09:10] (Flashback) Ono**
And as disturbing a sight
as it was, I jumped after it!
**[09:15] (Flashback) Ono**
But when I caught it, I got the
feeling someone was watching me.
**[09:20] (Flashback) Ono**
So, despite being creeped out the entire time...
**[09:24] (Flashback) Ono**
I cast my gaze downward.
**[09:30] (Flashback) Ono**
And there he was! Between
the apartment and the wall!
**[09:34] (Flashback) Ono**
He was white as a sheet, and staring
at me with his eyes wide open!
**[09:39] (Flashback) Ono**
It was the ghost of a little boy!
**[09:43] (Flashback) Kuro**
I think that was probably just some
freshly pubescent neighborhood kid
**[09:48] (Flashback) Kuro**
who was flying a drone, actually.
**[09:51] (Flashback) Kuro**
He's been peeping on Kawado-san's
room pretty regularly.
**[09:55] (Flashback) Kuro**
I guess he's upgraded to stealing underwear.
**[09:58] (Flashback) Ono**
Don't you think that's the kind of thing
you should tell Kawado-san?!
**[10:01] (Flashback) Kuro**
More importantly, if you'd explained what
happened and returned the bra to Kawado-san,
**[10:06] (Flashback) Kuro**
wouldn't that have avoided any issues?
**[10:10] (Flashback) Ono**
Th-The thing is... I rushed
inside my room, terrified.
**[10:18] (Flashback) Ono**
And then I suddenly felt nauseous...
and the bra was there, so...
**[10:23] (Flashback) Ono**
Now, I did take it to the laundromat
to clean it the next day!
**[10:27] (Flashback) Ono**
But I realized... Wouldn't it be even
weirder if I returned it freshly washed?
**[10:31] (Flashback) Ono**
So I've been unable to give it back...
**[10:34] (Flashback) Kuro**
Ono-san... That doesn't explain
why you're wearing it, though.
***SIGN*** I want to be a ninja
**[10:46] News**
* Last night, a man was assaulted*
* on the street in 2-chome*
**[10:49] News**
*in Nerima Ward's Koinu neighborhood.*
**[10:53] News**
*The victim was seriously injured,*
**[10:54] News**
* and the police are treating the*
* incident as randomly targeted.*
**[10:55] (Flashback) Kawado**
So tired...
**[10:59] News**
*And now, our next story.*
**[11:00] (Flashback) Kawado**
That's close by.
***SIGN*** Late July 24th
**[11:06] Sasama**
Not getting a lot of pressure
out of my stream tonight...
**[11:12] Narrator**
Despite it being for a mission, he was
reluctant to grab another man's organ.
**[11:18] Narrator**
Thus, he would think back to the oden
he had eaten on his first day in Japan,
**[11:23] Narrator**
in order to better execute his task.
**[11:26] Narrator**
By imagining the penis as a
fried tofu pouch wiener roll,
**[11:30] Narrator**
he was able to dull his sense of revulsion...
**[11:33] Narrator**
But he soon realized his mistake.
**[11:37] Narrator**
The shaft that he had been imagining as a
piece of oden... was actually a piece of oden.
**[11:44] (Flashback) Foreigner**
He'll get behind me!
**[11:46] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Or not?!
**[12:00] (Flashback) Sasama**
Not moving the way I'd like to...
**[12:02] Foreigner**
*A ninja.*
**[12:04] Foreigner**
*I thought I would need three dicks, but...*
**[12:06] Foreigner**
*I've managed to make contact.*
**[12:09] Foreigner**
*What is this feeling of elation?*
**[12:11] Foreigner**
* Is it the joy of getting to fight a member*
* of the world's greatest league of killers?*
**[12:16] Sasama**
* A karambit knife?*
* Some Russian assassin, then?*
**[12:20] Foreigner**
* For a moment... even*
* if it was just a moment...*
**[12:23] Foreigner**
* That thrill was stronger than*
* my dedication to my daughter!*
**[13:13] Foreigner**
* I need to be cautious of*
* those tricky ninja moves.*
**[13:18] Foreigner**
* Gotta think of him as moving*
* in 3D, not just on a plane.*
**[13:40] (Flashback) Sasama**
Om anichi...
**[13:43] (Flashback) Sasama**
Marishiei...
**[13:46] (Flashback) Sasama**
Sowaka.
***SIGN*** He vanished?!
***SIGN*** But just the torso?!
***SIGN*** That must be ninjutsu...
***SIGN*** A camouflage technique, maybe.
***SIGN*** My attacks amounted to nothing...
***SIGN*** Ninja live up to their reputation.
***SIGN*** The same day, 8 hours prior
**[14:21] (Flashback) Kuro**
I'm not getting much from wearing this.
**[14:25] (Flashback) Kuro**
Bras really are more fun to take
off someone else than wear yourself.
**[14:29] (Flashback) Kuro**
Y'know, I've never had the desire
to steal one before...
**[14:33] (Flashback) Kuro**
Yet, once Ono-san was gone, I had the
urge to grab this without asking him.
**[14:37] (Flashback) Kuro**
Is it just their inherent charm?
**[14:41] (Flashback) Kato**
You seem bored.
**[14:49] (Flashback) Kato**
And you talk to yourself. A lot.
**[14:51] (Flashback) Kato**
You haven't spilled any classified
information like that, have you?
**[14:54] (Flashback) Kuro**
Of course not!
**[14:56] (Flashback) Kuro**
This is just... rehearsing
the kind of act to put on
**[14:58] (Flashback) Kuro**
when I want to play a weirdo
that people want distance from.
**[15:04] (Flashback) Kato**
So that hoodie was inside the
package I gave you last time?
**[15:09] (Flashback) Kuro**
Oh, right. Along with a high school uniform...
**[15:13] Kato**
*Looks like it's blade-proof and bulletproof.*
***SIGN*** Marishiten
**[15:18] Kato**
*Marishiten 4.0?*
**[15:26] (Flashback) Kuro**
So... want anything to drink?
**[15:29] (Flashback) Kato**
I'm not in the mood to be served
drinks by someone dressed like you.
**[15:32] (Flashback) Kato**
I want an update on the progress of your job.
**[15:35] (Flashback) Kuro**
Right.
**[15:36] (Flashback) Kuro**
After opening the package I received,
**[15:38] (Flashback) Kuro**
I discerned that the mission was
to infiltrate a high school...
**[15:41] (Flashback) Kuro**
So I've been on standby at home until
the entrance exam, which is this Saturday.
**[15:46] (Flashback) Kato**
I see. That means you've got
three days of free time, then?
**[15:51] (Flashback) Kato**
Have you heard of the Nerima Slasher?
**[15:53] (Flashback) Kuro**
Yeah, from the web.
Something about dicks getting cut off?
**[15:58] (Flashback) Kato**
Your job...
**[16:00] (Flashback) Kato**
is to dispose of him within three days.
**[16:08] Kuro**
* That career ninja froze for a*
* second when he saw the hoodie.*
**[16:13] Kuro**
*There must be something more to it.*
**[16:21] Kuro**
Om anichi marishiei sowaka.
**[16:29] Mako**
Ridiculous. Is that the
latest Marishiten model?
**[16:32] Mako**
The Metro PD's leaks were accurate.
**[16:34] Mako**
It only conceals the upper body,
with the rest being clear as day.
**[16:58] Kato**
Say, Ozu...
**[17:00] Kato**
You ever seen a Marishisten 4.0?
**[17:03] Ozu**
No. Don't they only go
to front-line operators?
**[17:07] Kato**
You'd think so.
**[17:10] Kato**
* Sasama-san was hinting*
* about this on that day...*
***SIGN*** September 9th
***SIGN*** July 25th
**[17:24] (Flashback) Junna**
Blue hoodie...
**[17:27] (Flashback) Junna**
A foreigner with blond hair and glasses...
**[17:30] (Flashback) Junna**
In a blue hoodie...
**[17:33] (Flashback) Sasama**
Whatcha looking for?
**[17:35] (Flashback) Junna**
None of your business, Mr. Breast Milk!
**[17:37] (Flashback) Sasama**
You been eating properly?
**[17:40] (Flashback) Junna**
Sure have. Steak, and pasta
Napolitan, and fried oysters...
**[17:44] (Flashback) Junna**
But the thing is, I'm on a diet.
**[17:47] (Flashback) Sasama**
A diet?
**[17:51] (Flashback) Sasama**
Little kids gotta eat, drink, and poop plenty!
**[17:55] (Flashback) Sasama**
Here, have some breast milk!
**[17:57] (Flashback) Junna**
Ew, there it is! The breast milk!
**[18:00] (Flashback) Sasama**
So a kid is looking for the foreigner...
**[18:04] (Flashback) Sasama**
But on whose orders?
**[18:11] (Flashback) Junna**
Blue hoodie, blond with glasses...
**[18:19] (Flashback) Junna**
I found the foreigner!
**[18:20] (Flashback) Junna**
Now he'll let me borrow the drone!
**[18:23] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Are you a ninja?
**[18:27] (Flashback) Junna**
I'm not a ninja. I'm playing hide-and-seek.
**[18:29] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Hide and... seek?
**[18:32] (Flashback) Junna**
I found you, Mr. Foreigner, so you lose!
**[18:36] (Flashback) Foreigner**
I lost?
**[18:37] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Yes, I have indeed lost. I even used a gun...
**[18:42] (Flashback) Foreigner**
But I wasn't able to defeat
a ninja in urban combat.
**[18:46] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Could you please bring me
my matsugo no mizu?
**[18:50] (Flashback) Junna**
What the heck is that?
Some water from Matsuko?
**[18:53] (Flashback) Foreigner**
No, it's... a last drink of water before dying.
**[18:59] (Flashback) Junna**
Sure, here you go.
**[19:05] (Flashback) Foreigner**
I feel alive again.
**[19:07] (Flashback) Junna**
Dying and reviving! You sure keep busy.
**[19:10] (Flashback) Foreigner**
How old are you?
**[19:15] (Flashback) Junna**
I'm ten.
**[19:17] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Ten years old...
**[19:19] (Flashback) Foreigner**
My daughter was just born recently.
**[19:24] (Flashback) Foreigner**
I wanted to watch her grow up.
**[19:28] (Flashback) Foreigner**
But... I doubt I'll ever see her again.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Junna**
Why?
**[19:32] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Because I failed my mission.
**[19:36] (Flashback) Foreigner**
The ninja won't let me escape...
**[19:39] (Flashback) Foreigner**
And my employers won't forgive my failure.
**[19:44] (Flashback) Junna**
But why?! Come on! It'll be okay!
**[19:47] (Flashback) Junna**
Just leave it to me!
**[19:49] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Th-Thank you, but...
please don't shake the shrine.
**[19:57] (Flashback) Kato**
It's good to see you again, Sasama-san.
**[20:01] (Flashback) Sasama**
Kato... Want some breast milk?
**[20:04] (Flashback) Kato**
No, thank you.
**[20:08] (Flashback) Kato**
Sasama-san...
**[20:10] (Flashback) Kato**
Why did you step down?
**[20:14] (Flashback) Sasama**
The fighting in Timbuktu was nasty.
**[20:18] (Flashback) Sasama**
Surrounded on all sides,
kilometers deep. Nowhere to run.
**[20:22] (Flashback) Sasama**
Kato, you're one of the few
people I trust to watch my back.
**[20:28] (Flashback) Sasama**
I thought having you guys at my back
would let me move forward,
**[20:32] (Flashback) Sasama**
so I opened the doors in front of me.
**[20:35] (Flashback) Sasama**
I kept doing that, and after every door,
there were only more doors. Never an exit.
**[20:42] (Flashback) Sasama**
It was depressing, Kato.
**[20:45] (Flashback) Sasama**
Have some breast milk. It's nutritious.
**[20:49] (Flashback) Kato**
Is this your way of criticizing
the organization?
**[20:54] (Flashback) Kato**
First Class Ninja Sasama.
**[20:58] (Flashback) Sasama**
Former, actually.
**[21:01] (Flashback) Sasama**
It's been seventy years
since the war ended,
**[21:03] (Flashback) Sasama**
but the Prime Minister still hasn't made
use of his priority command over us.
**[21:10] (Flashback) Sasama**
There are 290,000 police officers,
230,000 JSDF officers,
**[21:15] (Flashback) Sasama**
and 200,000 of us.
**[21:18] (Flashback) Sasama**
So how is it that over 90%
of our numbers are in Japan?
**[21:22] (Flashback) Sasama**
Why is it that the top of the Chunin class
have been recalled from overseas duty,
**[21:27] (Flashback) Sasama**
and stuck working on missions
inside our borders?
**[21:31] (Flashback) Sasama**
Why is a militarized organization of our size
not under civilian control by the government?
**[21:38] (Flashback) Kato**
UN.
**[21:41] (Flashback) Sasama**
Exactly. All of these questions
lead to the same thing.
**[21:52] (Flashback) Sasama**
Under Ninja.
**[22:02] Kato**
*Gone already.*
**[22:04] Kato**
*But things are starting to get dicey...*
**[22:12] Ozu**
Something wrong, Kato?
**[22:16] Kato**
No... It's nothing.
***SIGN*** Episode 3: "Boobs: So Close, Yet So Far"
**[23:55] Kuro**
Ono is apparently the 70th most
common family name in Japan.
**[23:58] Ono**
That's so half-assed...
Makes me wanna say, "Oh, no!"
**[24:02] Kuro**
Wow. That was annoying.
I think I'll tell her about the bra.
**[24:04] Ono**
Please, not that!
**[24:06] Kuro**
See, that was when you
should've said, "Oh, no!"
**[24:08] Ono**
You're a funny guy.
# E3 - Boobs: So Close, Yet So Far
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U49W5M/boobs-so-close-yet-so-far)
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**[00:17] Hachiya**
An eye gouge and an arm break...
Kuro-san is pretty ruthless.
**[00:22] Hachiya**
From the sound of it,
I think her arm's shattered.
**[00:26] Hibi**
Nah. He had her joint over the rail,
so it's probably dislocated.
**[00:30] Hibi**
If he was serious,
he'd have snapped her neck.
**[00:33] Hachiya**
Well, I'm going to take her
to the nurse's office.
**[00:37] Hibi**
You know Seduction Arts?
**[00:41] Hachiya**
That's so dated.
**[00:42] Hachiya**
The term is "Grade-2 Operator
in Romantic Entanglement Actions."
**[00:52] Eita**
Yamada-san... Did you just hear
a scream coming from up above?
**[00:56] Kuro**
That voice...
***SIGN*** September 9th
**[00:58] Kuro**
Eita?
***SIGN*** July 24th
**[01:03] Narration**
On that summer evening,
**[01:05] Narration**
the boy found himself standing in a daze
in front of the apartment building.
**[01:10] Narration**
What he saw had lulled him into a trance.
**[01:14] Narration**
The bra he had failed to steal
was hanging from the wall.
**[01:18] Narration**
He could sense that it was a trap.
**[01:21] Narration**
But at the same time, adolescent
fantasies were stirring in his mind.
**[01:26] Narration**
If the woman this bra had
belonged to was responsible...
**[01:31] Narration**
Could she be waiting on the other side
of the window, with no bra on at all?
**[01:53] (Flashback) Kuro**
Pretty effective.
**[01:56] (Flashback) Kuro**
But the batteries on
this thing don't last long.
**[01:58] (Flashback) Kuro**
Gonna be tricky figuring out
when to use the invisibility.
***SIGN*** Episode 3: "Boobs: So Close, Yet So Far"
**[03:35] Eita**
*What just happened to me?*
**[03:38] Eita**
*Oh, I collapsed after grabbing the bra.*
**[03:43] Eita**
* This must be a room in*
* that run-down building...*
**[03:47] Eita**
*The question is who it belongs to.*
**[03:51] (Flashback) Kawado**
Hurry and put it on me.
**[04:04] (Flashback) Ono**
Excuse me? Did you just sigh?
**[04:07] (Flashback) Ono**
I was nice enough to bring you
inside after I saw you out cold
**[04:10] (Flashback) Ono**
with that bra in your hands!
**[04:13] (Flashback) Ono**
Okay, you just clicked your tongue at me!
**[04:15] (Flashback) Ono**
I know you're the underwear thief, y'know!
**[04:18] (Flashback) Eita**
I'm remaining silent.
I want legal defense present.
**[04:23] (Flashback) Eita**
Until then, I'm not saying another word.
**[04:25] (Flashback) Ono**
What, did they teach you
about that at school yesterday?
**[04:30] (Flashback) Kuro**
Better not sit up yet.
**[04:33] (Flashback) Kuro**
You might've hit your head when you fell.
**[04:37] (Flashback) Kuro**
Why'd you collapse? Does that happen often?
**[04:40] (Flashback) Eita**
No... I remember there was this pain
in my left shoulder, and then I passed out.
**[04:45] (Flashback) Kuro**
Sounds like anemia.
**[04:47] (Flashback) Kuro**
I may or may not have heard something
about pickled eggplant being good for that.
**[04:51] (Flashback) Kuro**
Eat.
**[04:52] (Flashback) Ono**
That sounds made-up.
**[04:57] (Flashback) Eita**
I don't really like pickled foods.
Especially eggplant.
**[05:01] (Flashback) Kuro**
I hear you.
**[05:02] (Flashback) Kuro**
Ever since I tried the stuff Ono-san's mom
sends him, I don't like it anymore, either.
**[05:06] (Flashback) Ono**
Come on, Kuro-kun, that's just rude!
**[05:09] (Flashback) Kawado**
Anyone home?
**[05:11] (Flashback) Kawado**
Hey, you're drinking!
**[05:14] (Flashback) Kawado**
I want in!
**[05:15] (Flashback) Kawado**
Oh, right.
**[05:17] (Flashback) Kawado**
Here, Ono-san. I got you
a beer, so now we're even!
**[05:21] (Flashback) Ono**
Er, you actually drank more than one, but...
**[05:24] (Flashback) Kawado**
Aw, quit whining!
**[05:27] (Flashback) Kawado**
So, what's with the kid?
**[05:30] (Flashback) Ono**
W-Well... He's...
**[05:34] (Flashback) Kuro**
He actually...
**[05:36] (Flashback) Kuro**
found this bra, and went
out of his way to deliver it.
**[05:42] (Flashback) Kawado**
You did?! Well, thanks!
**[05:46] (Flashback) Eita**
It's fine...
**[05:47] (Flashback) Kawado**
Ooh, pickled eggplant!
**[05:52] (Flashback) Kuro**
Hey, kid.
**[05:54] (Flashback) Kuro**
You don't want the bra anymore?
**[05:57] (Flashback) Eita**
Uh, no.
**[05:59] (Flashback) Eita**
I think I'm okay now.
Considering I almost became a criminal...
**[06:03] (Flashback) Eita**
I appreciate you all not saying anything.
**[06:05] (Flashback) Kuro**
Yeah, you already did break the law, though.
**[06:08] (Flashback) Kuro**
What middle school do you go to, anyway?
**[06:11] (Flashback) Eita**
Er, I'm actually in high school.
**[06:15] (Flashback) Eita**
At Kodan High.
**[06:17] (Flashback) Kuro**
Seriously? You're that old?
**[06:20] (Flashback) Kuro**
You ought to know better, then.
Maybe I should call the cops.
**[06:25] (Flashback) Eita**
Wait! Please don't! I'll do anything!
**[06:28] (Flashback) Kuro**
Your school... Kodan High. What's it like?
**[06:32] (Flashback) Eita**
I'm not sure what you mean by that.
**[06:34] (Flashback) Eita**
Plus, I haven't been going to class lately...
**[06:39] (Flashback) Kuro**
Cutting classes, huh?
**[06:40] (Flashback) Eita**
Yeah.
**[06:41] (Flashback) Kuro**
You've got time to spare, then.
**[06:45] (Flashback) Kuro**
I'm looking for a blond foreigner
wearing a blue hoodie and glasses.
**[06:50] (Flashback) Kuro**
You find him... and I'll send you this pic.
***SIGN*** At that time
**[06:54] Sasama**
Om anichi...
**[06:57] (Flashback) Sasama**
Marishiei...
**[06:59] (Flashback) Sasama**
Sowaka.
***SIGN*** That must be ninjutsu...
***SIGN*** A camouflage technique, maybe.
**[07:13] (Flashback) Junna**
Hey, welcome home, drone guy.
**[07:15] (Flashback) Eita**
Where'd you get that from?
**[07:17] (Flashback) Junna**
'Cuz you're always flying
your drone, drone guy.
**[07:20] (Flashback) Junna**
Hey, let me borrow it!
**[07:23] (Flashback) Eita**
Not happening.
**[07:24] (Flashback) Eita**
Anyway, did they lock you out again?
**[07:28] (Flashback) Eita**
Hang on...
**[07:29] (Flashback) Eita**
If you can find the blond foreigner with
glasses, I'll let you borrow my drone.
**[07:35] (Flashback) Junna**
Really?!
**[07:38] (Flashback) Kid 1**
Hey, free skateboard!
**[07:40] (Flashback) Kid 2**
Nice...
**[07:42] (Flashback) Kid 1**
Looks like it's still good, too.
**[07:44] (Flashback) Kuro**
Hey, kid.
**[07:48] (Flashback) Kuro**
That's mine.
**[07:50] (Flashback) Kid 1**
It's mine now. I picked it out of the trash.
**[07:54] (Flashback) Kuro**
Easy there. I'm not asking you to give it away.
**[08:01] (Flashback) Kuro**
How about we trade?
**[08:04] (Flashback) Kuro**
It belongs to a college student.
**[08:06] (Flashback) Kid 1**
Dude, we're in elementary school!
Why would we care?
**[08:10] (Flashback) Kid 2**
Y-Yeah!
**[08:12] (Flashback) Kuro**
Is that right? Because it sounds like bull.
**[08:16] (Flashback) Kuro**
You're old enough to get kicked out
of the women's area at the public bath.
**[08:19] (Flashback) Kuro**
That makes boobs seem so close,
yet so far away.
**[08:23] (Flashback) Kuro**
Someday, you're gonna need to unhook a bra.
**[08:28] (Flashback) Kuro**
It would only benefit you to
figure out how ahead of time.
**[08:32] (Flashback) Kid 1**
Wh-What do you think?
**[08:34] (Flashback) Kid 2**
I-It's your call.
**[08:37] (Flashback) Kuro**
You can enjoy that skateboard right now...
**[08:40] (Flashback) Kuro**
or invest in your future with this bra.
**[08:44] (Flashback) Kuro**
Which is better in the long run?
***SIGN*** At that time
**[08:48] (Flashback) Junna**
I found the foreigner!
**[08:50] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Are you a ninja?
**[08:54] (Flashback) Junna**
This is my house.
**[09:00] (Flashback) Junna**
It's okay. They're gone.
**[09:03] (Flashback) Junna**
They'd get mad if they found out.
**[09:05] (Flashback) Junna**
I'm not actually supposed to be in here.
**[09:08] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Then where do you sleep?
**[09:12] (Flashback) Junna**
In here.
**[09:13] (Flashback) Foreigner**
This is... the bathroom, though.
**[09:16] (Flashback) Junna**
That's right. I'm not his daughter,
so I have to sleep here.
***SIGN*** Child abuse...
***SIGN*** In a country as wealthy as this?
**[09:26] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Junna-san, isn't it hard
sleeping in the bath?
**[09:30] (Flashback) Junna**
Not really. I'm used to it by now.
**[09:33] (Flashback) Junna**
I bet you're hungry, huh?
**[09:35] (Flashback) Junna**
Here! Have a cucumber.
**[09:37] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Thank you.
**[09:38] (Flashback) Junna**
I hate them, myself.
**[10:01] (Flashback) Kawado**
Knock it off!
**[10:03] (Flashback) Kawado**
What the hell? That's you, isn't it, Kuro-kun?!
**[10:07] (Flashback) Kuro**
Kawado-san?
**[10:09] (Flashback) Kuro**
Care to join me?
**[10:11] (Flashback) Kawado**
Come on, lift me up!
**[10:16] (Flashback) Kuro**
You're as heavy... as I figured.
**[10:19] (Flashback) Kawado**
If you knew beforehand,
then shut up about it.
**[10:30] (Flashback) Kawado**
Well, let's drink up!
**[10:34] (Flashback) Kuro**
Wait, are you treating me?
**[10:37] (Flashback) Kawado**
You bring that up after opening it?
**[10:41] (Flashback) Kawado**
Sure, it's my treat.
**[10:47] (Flashback) Kawado**
This is like one of those bier gardens!
Tastes better this way!
**[10:53] (Flashback) Kuro**
No work today?
**[10:55] (Flashback) Kawado**
That's right. It's my time of the month, so...
**[10:58] (Flashback) Kuro**
I see. I'd say you earned the rest.
**[11:00] (Flashback) Kawado**
You're basically in your
apartment all the time, huh?
**[11:05] (Flashback) Kuro**
Yeah. Haven't really gone
anywhere since I moved in.
**[11:09] (Flashback) Kawado**
You're a shut-in! What do
you do for food and stuff?
**[11:14] (Flashback) Kuro**
Early on, the landlady would feed me
lunch when checking in on things...
**[11:20] (Flashback) Kuro**
But she's been bedridden,
which means I've had to improvise.
**[11:25] (Flashback) Kuro**
I eat hyorogan and wild grass,
**[11:28] (Flashback) Kuro**
and treat myself to small
portions of Ono-san's rice.
**[11:31] (Flashback) Kawado**
Just get a job!
**[11:34] (Flashback) Kuro**
It's not as bad as "if I get a job, I lose," but...
**[11:37] (Flashback) Kuro**
I do feel like I'd rather die than get a job.
**[11:40] (Flashback) Kawado**
That's even worse!
**[11:42] (Flashback) Kawado**
What do you do about rent and stuff, then?
**[11:46] (Flashback) Kuro**
Y'know how my room's connected
to Ono-san's through the closet?
**[11:50] (Flashback) Kuro**
I'm technically staying in his guest room.
**[11:56] (Flashback) Kuro**
I was looking for somewhere to move,
**[11:58] (Flashback) Kuro**
when I came upon him getting mugged by
middle schoolers in front of the station.
**[12:03] (Flashback) Kuro**
I saved him, and it ended with me moving in.
**[12:08] (Flashback) Kawado**
You sure sound like you've
got enough energy for a job.
**[12:13] (Flashback) Kuro**
When I think about working,
I start feeling tired.
**[12:18] (Flashback) Kuro**
So I sleep.
**[12:19] (Flashback) Kawado**
Don't sleep!
**[12:21] (Flashback) Kawado**
Don't you have that entrance exam
coming up? You gonna be okay?
**[12:25] (Flashback) Kuro**
Studying also makes me tired,
so... I'm not sure.
**[12:29] (Flashback) Kawado**
In that case, why do
you want to go to school?
**[12:33] (Flashback) Kawado**
Well, I guess... you could say I've got
a nosy relative who got on my case.
**[12:40] (Flashback) Kawado**
Ugh, I know what that's like.
**[12:42] (Flashback) Kawado**
When I dropped out, this egghead relative
of mine would not shut up about it!
**[12:48] (Flashback) Kuro**
Why'd you drop out, Kawado-san?
**[12:52] (Flashback) Kawado**
Well...
**[12:57] (Flashback) Kawado**
Most people don't remember it,
**[12:59] (Flashback) Kawado**
but my parents died in that mess
near the end of February, in 2010.
**[13:06] (Flashback) Kawado**
I didn't really have time
for school after that.
**[13:11] (Flashback) Kuro**
The end of February 2010...
**[13:14] (Flashback) Kuro**
February 22 on the 22nd year of Heisei...
***SIGN*** Ni-Ni Ni Ni-Ni Incident
**[13:17] (Flashback) Kuro**
The Nin-Nin-Ni Ni-Nin Incident.
The ninja disaster.
**[13:23] (Flashback) Kawado**
I gotta pee. Need to change my pad, too.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Kuro**
Okay.
**[13:29] (Flashback) Kuro**
Be careful on your way down.
**[13:32] (Flashback) Kawado**
I know.
**[13:35] (Flashback) Kawado**
I'm not gonna fall or anything!
**[13:39] (Flashback) Kawado**
Easy does it...
**[13:54] (Flashback) Kuro**
What the heck?
**[13:56] (Flashback) Kawado**
Kuro-kun?!
**[13:58] (Flashback) Kawado**
Kuro-kun! Don't move! I'll call an ambulance!
**[14:03] (Flashback) Kuro**
What about the bathroom, Kawado-san?
**[14:04] (Flashback) Kawado**
Too late now!
**[14:10] Kuro**
*It's got an airbag installed? I see.*
**[14:18] Rear-Ender 2**
Well, our leader's being dragged
off by the teddy bear guy.
**[14:21] Rear-Ender 2**
What do we do now?
**[14:23] Rear-Ender 1**
What do you mean?
The enemy is still in front of us.
**[14:27] Rear Ender 2**
Come to think of it,
wasn't there a girl with them?
**[14:48] Rear Ender 2**
Hey, are you okay?
**[14:57] Suzuki**
Surrender already.
**[14:59] Suzuki**
Or the next one's aimed at your face.
That'll leave a nasty scar.
**[15:04] Kato**
Suzuki was the first to engage
the dick-chopping foreigner, right?
**[15:10] Ozu**
Yeah. She's got a ton of ninja handles.
**[15:13] Ozu**
Like your student, Onikobe,
**[15:16] Ozu**
she graduated from the Ninja Technical
School's Kunoichi Program...
***SIGN*** September 9th
**[15:19] Ozu**
at the top of her class.
***SIGN*** July 25th
**[15:25] (Flashback) Junna**
Drone guy! Hey, drone guy!
**[15:29] (Flashback) Eita**
Seriously, why do you call... me... that?
**[15:34] (Flashback) Junna**
Gimme that drone!
**[15:37] (Flashback) Junna**
Come on, the drone!
**[15:43] (Flashback) Junna**
It's flying! It really flies!
**[15:45] (Flashback) Junna**
I'll let you go next!
**[15:47] (Flashback) Junna**
Do you know how to use it?
**[15:48] (Flashback) Foreigner**
I've flown a few suicide drones before.
**[15:52] Eita**
* The blond foreigner in a*
* blue hoodie and glasses...*
**[15:56] Eita**
*I gotta call Kuro-san.*
**[15:59] Yoshida**
* Just when I thought it*
* had quieted down some...*
**[16:02] Yoshida**
*There's that drone again.*
**[16:05] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Yoshida-sensei.
**[16:06] (Flashback) Yoshida**
Oh, right, right.
**[16:07] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Thank you so much for letting
me see your manuscript.
**[16:12] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Your depiction of the grief these ninja go
through was so vivid. I was honestly touched.
**[16:17] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Excellent work!
**[16:19] (Flashback) Yoshida**
I'm glad to hear that. It's quite a relief.
**[16:23] (Flashback) Suzuki**
This scene where the ninja
are all wiped out, especially,
**[16:26] (Flashback) Suzuki**
had me holding my sides in laughter.
**[16:28] (Flashback) Yoshida**
Uh, that's supposed to be a tragic scene...
**[16:32] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Now, I'd like to talk to you about
a few edits I was thinking of.
**[16:35] (Flashback) Yoshida**
R-Right.
**[16:38] (Flashback) Hibi**
Hey!
**[16:39] (Flashback) Hibi**
Crossing up upon the bypass,
heading to paradise in first class!
**[16:44] (Flashback) Hibi**
With an eye looking on the
future, and even the past!
**[16:47] (Flashback) Hibi**
And then...
**[16:48] (Flashback) Taira**
Shut the fuck up and walk, baldo.
**[16:51] (Flashback) Hibi**
Oh, sure.
**[16:53] Hibi**
*That's my master for you.*
**[16:54] Hibi**
* He's bald himself, but he calls me,*
* with my long hair, baldo.*
**[17:00] (Flashback) Suzuki**
First, I'd cut this part. It's just repeating
what was on the previous page.
**[17:04] (Flashback) Yoshida**
B-But that's...
**[17:06] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Let's drop this entire chapter, too.
**[17:09] (Flashback) Yoshida**
Wh-Whoa, that's basically
a rewrite at that point!
**[17:12] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Oh, this can go, too.
**[17:15] Suzuki**
And this scene at the beginning...
I'd like you to rewrite that.
**[17:15] (Flashback) Yoshida**
What happened to all that praise?
**[17:20] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Oh, sorry, the office is calling.
***SIGN*** Capture the foreigner.
2-X-X Nishiki-cho in Nerima City.
Murayama Flats.
***SIGN*** Understood
**[17:28] Suzuki**
Sensei, a question...
***SIGN*** Roger that
***SIGN*** Roger that
**[17:31] (Flashback) Suzuki**
What's the name of this slu—
I mean, apartment building?
**[17:36] (Flashback) Yoshida**
It's Murayama Flats.
***SIGN*** Capture the foreigner.
2-X-X Nishiki-cho in Nerima City.
Murayama Flats.
**[17:41] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Sorry, my boss has urgent business for me.
**[17:46] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Please have the corrections ready
before 3:00 PM tomorrow.
**[17:48] (Flashback) Yoshida**
W-W-Wait! There's no way!
**[17:51] (Flashback) Suzuki**
If you'll excuse me.
**[17:55] (Flashback) Yoshida**
W-Wait...
**[18:03] Suzuki**
*Yoshida-sensei.*
**[18:05] Suzuki**
*He's so anxious and hunched over.*
**[18:09] Suzuki**
* He'll probably be up all night*
* with those corrections.*
**[18:12] Suzuki**
*Good luck. I'll see you again tomorrow.*
***SIGN*** Cigarettes
**[18:16] (Flashback) Taira**
Pops, gimme some smokes and matches.
**[18:19] (Flashback) Owner**
Store's not even open anymore.
You should head on out of here.
**[18:23] (Flashback) Taira**
Don't be like that! Help a guy out.
**[18:25] (Flashback) Owner**
Who the hell gets their orders from
color-coded matches in this day and age?
**[18:30] (Flashback) Owner**
These days, there's those Marishitens
and that Escape thing...
**[18:34] (Flashback) Owner**
A buncha fancy gizmos with
old-fashioned names stuck on 'em.
**[18:37] (Flashback) Owner**
Which leaves guys like us
treated like antiques!
**[18:41] (Flashback) Taira**
I happen to like antiques, myself.
**[18:44] (Flashback) Taira**
The thing about tech is you can't
rely on it in the heat of the moment,
**[18:48] (Flashback) Taira**
when your life is on the line.
**[18:50] (Flashback) Hibi**
I hear the cheers, they come at me for years!
**[18:54] (Flashback) Taira**
Come on, Hibi, let's go.
**[18:55] (Flashback) Hibi**
Where to?
**[18:58] (Flashback) Taira**
Time for your first mission
at Murayama Flats.
**[19:01] (Flashback) Taira**
Consider everyone you run into an enemy.
**[19:04] (Flashback) Hibi**
Hell yeah. Finally some combat.
**[19:11] Suzuki**
* The target is on the shared balcony*
* on the second floor...*
**[19:24] (Flashback) Junna**
Hey, let me see it already!
**[19:36] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Pardon me!
**[19:40] (Flashback) Junna**
Ow...
**[19:45] (Flashback) Junna**
Hey! What the heck was that?
**[19:47] (Flashback) Suzuki**
You okay? Any injuries?
**[19:49] (Flashback) Junna**
Yeah! I skinned my knee!
**[19:52] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Sorry about that. But civilian
casualties come with the job.
**[19:56] (Flashback) Suzuki**
If you want to file a complaint,
**[19:58] (Flashback) Suzuki**
submit it to the local
courthouse within 30 days.
**[20:02] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Not that it'll matter.
**[20:04] (Flashback) Suzuki**
You're a high schooler, so you ought
to understand what's going on.
**[20:07] (Flashback) Suzuki**
If you want to avoid trouble,
keep that mouth zipped.
**[20:10] (Flashback) Eita**
I-I won't say a word!
**[20:13] (Flashback) Suzuki**
That drone of yours has
really complicated things.
**[20:17] (Flashback) Suzuki**
And I had an appointment
at the beautician later...
**[20:19] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Now I'm gonna be late.
**[20:21] (Flashback) Eita**
I-I'm sorry, but... I also
have no idea what's going on.
**[20:28] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Well, I'll still win in the end.
**[20:48] (Flashback) Foreigner**
She vanished?!
**[20:50] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Damn it!
**[21:27] Suzuki**
*He's had electrocution conditioning.*
**[21:30] Suzuki**
*I screwed up.*
**[21:33] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Was there bulletproof gel in her shirt?
**[21:38] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Is that enough to block .22 LR rounds?
**[21:43] Suzuki**
* If hitting his heart with the taser won't*
* work, I'll have to aim for his head.*
**[21:48] Suzuki**
* I'll intercept his shot with my hand and*
* then redirect it to avoid a critical wound.*
**[21:54] Suzuki**
*I am not dying here.*
**[21:57] Foreigner**
*Her movements... She's not begging for mercy.*
**[22:00] Foreigner**
*Are ninja that fixated on survival?*
**[22:05] (Flashback) Hibi**
Yo, yo, is someone playing with my yo-yo?
**[22:11] (Flashback) Hibi**
Damn, you both look like shit.
**[22:14] (Flashback) Hibi**
You pick a fight with the wrong person?
**[22:19] (Flashback) Hibi**
Well, the star's here now.
So where's my applause?
***SIGN*** Episode 4: "Do You Know What the Ninja Code Says?"
**[23:55] Kuro**
Suzuki is the second most common family
name in Japan. You got me beat.
**[23:59] Suzuki**
Do you really care that much?
**[24:01] Kuro**
Isn't it nice to be highly ranked?
**[24:02] Kuro?**
There are 1,700,000 Suzukis across the—
**[24:06] Suzuki**
Let me stop you right there!
**[24:07] Suzuki**
And damn, you must really love *Jump*.
# E4 - Do You Know What the Ninja Code Says?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU295KE/do-you-know-what-the-ninja-code-says)
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**[00:06] Terrorist**
Yeah, I know.
**[00:07] Terrorist**
I'll take those yankees down with me.
**[00:12] Terrorist**
Hm?
***SIGN*** Hey. What's going on?
***SIGN*** Hey!
**[00:25] Terrorist**
Shit!
**[00:32] (Flashback) Captain**
Freeze!
**[00:34] Delta 1**
Shit, what the hell is this?
**[00:37] Captain**
It's a sword.
**[00:38] Captain**
Look carefully.
**[00:40] Captain**
His thumb for pressing the phone's
detonation button and his head
**[00:43] Captain**
got slashed off by a sword.
**[00:46] Captain**
Nobody else can do this but ninja.
**[00:51] (Flashback) Onikobe**
Good to hear from you again,
Ninja Chief Kato.
**[00:54] Kato**
*Sorry to bother you mid-mission.*
**[00:56] (Flashback) Onikobe**
Not at all. I just finished.
**[00:57] Kato**
*I'll get right to the point.*
**[00:59] Kato**
* What version of Marishiten*
* are you currently outfitted with?*
**[01:03] (Flashback) Onikobe**
Sir. It's a Marishiten 3.5,
**[01:06] (Flashback) Onikobe**
official designation: Custom Powered
Active Camouflage Mk 10, Ninja Chief Kato.
**[01:13] (Flashback) Kato**
I see. Very good.
**[01:15] Onikobe**
*Yes, sir. If you'll excuse me.*
**[01:18] Kato**
* Then the Marishiten that Kumogakure*
* has is the latest model...*
**[01:23] Kato**
* Does that mean this is where*
* the front line for this war is?*
**[01:28] (Flashback) Hibi**
Damn, you both look like shit.
**[01:32] (Flashback) Hibi**
Well, the star's here now.
So where's my applause?
**[01:44] Foreigner**
*Another one?*
**[01:46] Suzuki**
*Good!*
**[01:48] Suzuki**
* He can shoot me in the rear,*
* but that won't be a fatal shot.*
**[01:53] Suzuki**
*Better to regroup.*
**[01:56] (Flashback) Hibi**
Well, it's one-on-one now,
so how about you—
**[02:10] (Flashback) Hibi**
What was I gonna say again?
**[02:13] Foreigner**
*What are these ninja fully capable of?!*
***SIGN*** Episode 4: "Do You Know What the Ninja Code Says?"
**[04:09] (Flashback) Junna**
Mr. Foreigner!
**[04:12] Suzuki**
*Multiple shinobi on the same mission...*
**[04:15] Suzuki**
* What's command trying to do*
* by having us compete here?*
**[04:18] Suzuki**
*Well, speculation won't get me anywhere.*
**[04:21] Suzuki**
* And if the alternative is getting*
* chewed out by my teacher...*
**[04:24] Suzuki**
*I'd rather help the target.*
**[04:30] (Flashback) Hibi**
You look wiped already.
Might as well give up.
**[04:43] (Flashback) Hibi**
What now? Is the chick from
before flying that thing?
**[04:46] Foreigner**
*Who's flying it? The woman?*
**[04:50] Foreigner**
*Then they aren't working together?*
**[04:53] (Flashback) Hibi**
Well, whatever.
Two-on-one's funner odds anyway.
**[04:56] (Flashback) Hibi**
I'll smash the drone while I'm at it.
**[04:59] (Flashback) Eita**
No!
**[05:01] (Flashback) Eita**
Please don't do that!
**[05:05] (Flashback) Hibi**
Who the hell are you?
***SIGN*** Nishiki-cho 2-chome Neighborhood Association
**[05:10] (Flashback) Ozu**
Huh? You're on this, too, Taira-san?
**[05:13] (Flashback) Ozu**
Y'know, you're not supposed to
smoke on the street in Nerima ward.
**[05:20] (Flashback) Taira**
I don't get what the bosses
are thinking here, Ozu.
**[05:24] (Flashback) Ozu**
Do you really need to know?
**[05:26] (Flashback) Ozu**
We're better off just busying
ourselves with the work.
**[05:32] (Flashback) Sasama (M)**
You two need to realize that if you
turn your back on the enemy in war,
**[05:36] (Flashback) Sasama (M)**
it will cost you your life.
**[05:38] (Flashback) Taira**
Captai—
**[05:40] (Flashback) Taira**
Er, Sasama-san.
**[05:43] (Flashback) Sasama (M)**
You runts want some breast milk?
**[05:46] (Flashback) Ozu**
Sasama-san, are you trying to say that
this is a war... and you're our enemy?
**[05:51] (Flashback) Shimada**
Ozu, have you forgotten that in our world,
**[05:56] (Flashback) Sasama (M)**
"to know" and "to die" may
as well mean the same thing?
**[06:01] (Flashback) Taira**
Sasama-san, we're just grunts.
**[06:05] (Flashback) Taira**
We can't go through life
without getting curious.
**[06:14] (Flashback) Sasama (M)**
If nothing else, you punks
talk a big game now...
**[06:21] (Flashback) Kuro**
Huh? It's going into an
apartment building's lot.
**[06:30] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
Aw, what the fuck is this?!
**[06:34] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
Junna! Why are you outside?! Huh?!
**[06:37] (Flashback) Junna**
I... I...
**[06:39] Foreigner**
*This man is her father?*
**[06:43] (Flashback) Junna**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[06:47] (Flashback) Hibi**
Civilians, huh? That's a pain.
**[06:51] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
I told you to stay your ass inside
when you get home from school!
**[06:55] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
Don't you see this masked freak
and this foreigner out here?!
**[06:59] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
How many times do I have to tell you
to stop making me worry like this?!
**[07:04] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
Do you need another lesson, is that it?!
**[07:08] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
One shot!
**[07:10] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
Two shots!
**[07:12] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
Three shots!
**[07:15] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
Four shots!
**[07:19] (Flashback) Junna**
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
**[07:22] (Flashback) Hibi**
Who the hell is this guy?
Maybe I should just take him down, too.
**[07:27] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
You listening to me, damn it?!
**[07:36] (Flashback) Hibi**
Huh? What? What the...
**[07:43] (Flashback) Hibi**
This is...
**[07:48] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
Junna!
**[08:04] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Hands off the civvies, okay?
**[08:18] (Flashback) Hibi**
That was Kuro.
**[08:21] (Flashback) Hibi**
Come on! Show yourself!
**[08:30] (Flashback) Hibi**
Damn it, that hurt, man!
**[08:37] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
Wh-What the hell?!
***SIGN*** You really do deserve to die.
**[08:41] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad**
I... I don't know what you're saying!
**[08:47] (Flashback) Junna**
Daddy!
***SIGN*** Go and live.
**[09:08] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Ninja...
**[09:32] (Flashback) Taira**
So, who took him down?
**[09:39] (Flashback) Taira**
Already gone?
**[09:47] (Flashback) Kato**
Are you sure about this? You need
to be on the scene to claim the credit.
**[09:52] (Flashback) Kuro**
Well... it seems like a pain, so...
***SIGN*** September 9th 12:46 p.m.
**[10:05] Eita**
Yamada-san...
**[10:06] Eita**
Did you just hear a scream
coming from up above?
**[10:11] Eita**
Yamada-san?
**[10:13] Yamada**
Huh? Did you say something?
**[10:23] Suzuki**
Surrender already.
**[10:25] Suzuki**
Or the next one's aimed at your face.
That'll leave a nasty scar.
**[10:33] Hibi**
The whole group's been subdued.
**[10:36] Hibi**
Wait. I didn't get to do anything.
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[10:42] Hachiya**
There. That should do it.
**[10:47] Hachiya**
Sorry about this. Those people
I'm with are kind of crazy...
**[10:50] Hachiya**
I don't really know how to deal with them.
**[10:54] Mako**
Why'd you help me? I'm your enemy.
**[11:00] Hachiya**
I've been... curious about you for a while now.
**[11:12] Hachiya**
You always wear that makeup...
and you're always on your own, right?
**[11:19] Mako**
I don't need friends.
**[11:21] Hachiya**
That's kumadori makeup, right? From kabuki?
**[11:25] Mako**
You know about kumadori?
**[11:27] Hachiya**
Well, yeah!
**[11:29] Hachiya**
The other two just had ganguro-style
makeup... but not you.
**[11:35] Hachiya**
I think you have a complex
about the way you look.
**[11:41] Mako**
I don't want a lecture from you.
**[11:44] Hachiya**
You want people to believe the kumadori
makeup is meant to show you're the leader...
**[11:49] Hachiya**
But I think otherwise.
**[11:51] Hachiya**
We infiltrated the school, but you
made really obvious contact...
**[11:55] Hachiya**
and lost on purpose, right?
**[11:59] Hachiya**
The fact that you lost isn't what I care about.
**[12:02] Hachiya**
It's your makeup that I find interesting.
**[12:10] Hachiya**
Is it okay if I come over there?
**[12:15] Mako**
It's fine...
**[12:24] Mako**
What?
**[12:26] Hachiya**
You have such pretty, straight hair.
**[12:31] Hachiya**
Mine's naturally curly. When it
gets humid, it's just the worst.
**[12:35] Hachiya**
I've always wished I had straight hair.
**[12:37] Mako**
I-It's not that great.
**[12:39] Hachiya**
You're wearing red kumadori makeup.
**[12:44] Hachiya**
Villains wear blue.
**[12:46] Hachiya**
Oni and yokai wear brown.
**[12:49] Hachiya**
But red... is the color for the protagonist.
**[12:53] Hachiya**
You might not realize it,
but you want to be the star.
**[12:57] Hachiya**
I think maybe you want people
to pay more attention to you.
**[13:03] Hachiya**
Sorry, I didn't mean to get so analytical.
**[13:06] Hachiya**
I just want to get to know you better, so...
**[13:10] Hachiya**
"It's true!"
**[13:11] Hachiya**
"This runt loves to run his mouth!"
**[13:15] Hachiya**
"Better watch yourself.
He's trying to be slick and win you over!"
**[13:20] Hachiya**
S-Stupid! Don't say weird stuff like that.
**[13:23] Hachiya**
"It's the truth, though!"
**[13:25] Hachiya**
Stop it!
**[13:27] Hachiya**
"Hey, you smiled for the first time!"
**[13:30] Hachiya**
"I'm this guy's master."
**[13:32] Hachiya**
You've got that backwards!
Sorry for all the weirdos around me.
**[13:36] Hachiya**
"I'm not a weirdo!"
**[13:39] Hachiya**
So, as you can see, I can barely
talk without a teddy bear.
**[13:45] Hachiya**
I'm like you. Trapped inside my own shell.
**[13:50] Hachiya**
I'm sure you know this already,
but in my organization,
**[13:54] Hachiya**
they kidnap small children
and call it "recruitment,"
**[13:58] Hachiya**
turning them into completely
loyal killing machines.
**[14:04] Hachiya**
I'm no different.
**[14:06] Hachiya**
The only thing I have from before
I was kidnapped is this teddy bear.
**[14:12] Hachiya**
He's like a part of me.
**[14:19] Hachiya**
But... I'm willing to put him down...
**[14:23] Hachiya**
if you're willing to take your makeup off.
**[14:28] Hachiya**
"Aw, come on."
**[14:32] Mako**
You don't need to do that...
**[14:36] Hachiya**
I want...
**[14:38] Hachiya**
to see the real you.
**[14:46] Mako**
Okay...
**[14:56] Kato**
This student of yours, Hachiya Shion...
He didn't engage the foreigner.
**[15:02] Kato**
Seems to have just sat back and watched.
**[15:06] Ozu**
Hachiya-kun isn't exactly a typical genin.
**[15:12] Kato**
So, how exactly was the dick-slicing
foreigner dealt with, anyway?
**[15:18] Ozu**
That's right, you weren't there...
***SIGN*** September 9th
***SIGN*** July 25th
**[15:34] (Flashback) Taira**
Out of the three you fought,
who was the strongest?
**[15:39] (Flashback) Foreigner**
The conditions were different each time,
**[15:43] (Flashback) Foreigner**
so it's hard to make a generalization.
**[15:45] (Flashback) Foreigner**
But the one at the end, who was waiting
inside the vehicle, was the scariest.
**[15:53] (Flashback) Foreigner**
I sensed another, too, but they never showed.
**[15:59] (Flashback) Foreigner**
I wonder what that was about...
**[16:05] Ozu**
* He actually realized my*
* student was there, too.*
**[16:11] (Flashback) Taira**
Gotta say, you can walk pretty well,
what with the bag and all.
**[16:21] (Flashback) Sasama (M)**
Okay. You can take it off him now.
**[16:27] (Flashback) Sasama (M)**
And help me out of this thing, would you?
**[16:30] (Flashback) Ozu**
You sure?
**[16:33] (Flashback) Sasama (M)**
It's hot, damn it!
**[16:36] (Flashback) Ozu**
What was the passcode again?
**[16:39] (Flashback) Sasama (M)**
It's 0355. It sounds like
"old man go go" out loud.
**[16:43] (Flashback) Ozu**
Let's see... 0355.
**[17:02] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
I should've said so earlier, but...
**[17:05] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
The name's Sasama. It's a pleasure.
**[17:08] (Flashback) Ozu**
If it's too hot, why wear that thing at all?
**[17:11] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
Oh, come on.
**[17:13] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
The Ninja Lab has been on my ass
about testing a new Marishiten beta.
**[17:18] (Flashback) Ozu**
You're already an urban legend, y'know.
**[17:21] (Flashback) Ozu**
Folks on the Internet were posting
about an old man with no torso.
**[17:24] (Flashback) Ozu**
Though I'm sure intel has
already deleted the videos...
***SIGN*** He vanished?!
***SIGN*** But just the torso?!
**[17:30] (Flashback) Taira**
It's the lab's fault for making
a buncha half-baked crap.
**[17:33] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
We're not supposed to use any full-spec
Marishiten inside Japan's borders.
**[17:38] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
It's part of our deal with the police.
**[17:41] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
We've got plenty of enemies,
at home and abroad.
**[17:46] (Flashback) Ozu**
Yeah, if someone had a full-spec model,
**[17:48] (Flashback) Ozu**
they could waltz in through the front door
of the Prime Minister's residence
**[17:51] (Flashback) Ozu**
and do whatever they wanted.
**[17:54] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
Our already limited freedom in Japan
**[17:58] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
is the result of the trust
we've built with the police.
**[18:01] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
Part of that is limiting
the arsenal we utilize.
**[18:05] (Flashback) Taira**
Is the Ministry of Defense
the problem, then?
***SIGN*** Ministry of
Defense
**[18:08] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
On the surface, at least, we're in a honeymoon
phase with the current administration.
**[18:12] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
They're working with the Ninja Lab
to co-develop weapons, even.
**[18:15] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
The issue is the faction descended from the
old Imperial Army's Nakano Military School...
**[18:19] (Flashback) Taira**
That'd be the Ministry of Health, Labour and
Welfare's Rear Support Maneuvers Division 2.
**[18:24] (Flashback) Ozu**
They're the ones called
the Rear-Enders, right?
**[18:27] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
That's what they publicly
call their action teams, yeah.
**[18:29] (Flashback) Ozu**
And you think the prime minister
is giving them orders in secret?
**[18:34] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
Do I really need to spell it out?
**[18:36] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
If you sit in the central seat of power,
**[18:38] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
you're gonna resent a secondary
layer being out there.
**[18:42] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
Which is an opportunity for our true enemy,
**[18:44] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
who is encouraging these rivalries,
and plotting the government's downfall...
**[18:48] (Flashback) Taira**
And that's Under Ninja.
**[18:58] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
To go underground for the 70-plus years since
the war while dodging our intel network,
**[19:04] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
you'd need the resources of an
organization bigger than ours.
**[19:08] (Flashback) Ozu**
You think they're making their move?
**[19:10] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
I'd say it's our job to find that out.
**[19:14] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
The old Imperial Army Nakano School had
two branch schools: the Futamata School and...
**[19:19] (Flashback) Taira**
The Egota School in Nerima.
**[19:21] (Flashback) Ozu**
And where the Egota School used to stand...
**[19:25] (Flashback) Ozu**
is Kodan High School.
**[19:28] (Flashback) Ozu**
I get it now. This ties
the whole thing together.
**[19:32] (Flashback) Ozu**
And that's why the genin
are being sent to infiltrate it.
**[19:41] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
What is it? You look like
you've got something to say.
**[19:45] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Why would you talk about
all of this in front of me?
**[19:52] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Even if you're going to kill me,
it seems careless.
**[19:59] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
You don't seem to understand.
**[20:02] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
We're talking about it because
you're already one of us.
**[20:07] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
Even if they weren't armed
with lethal weapons,
**[20:10] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
you still managed to fight on
even terms against two genin.
**[20:14] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
Our international department wants you.
**[20:19] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
As of today, you are shinobi.
**[20:31] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
And do you know what the shinobi code says?
**[20:34] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
Your employers, your family, your old life...
**[20:39] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
You must cast it all away.
***SIGN*** Oh, it's you.
***SIGN*** I'm surprised you're alive.
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** You were able to infiltrate the ninja?
***SIGN*** No one has ever managed that before.
***SIGN*** Excellent!
***SIGN*** Whoa.
***SIGN*** You all right?
***SIGN*** Y-You... betrayed us...
***SIGN*** Hey, hey,
***SIGN*** these are gonna be your last words.
***SIGN*** Better choose them carefully.
***SIGN*** Aw, he's done for already...
**[21:37] Shimada**
* This is Shimada with the*
* international department.*
**[21:39] Shimada**
*Your daughter is safe.*
**[21:43] (Flashback) Shimada**
We're going to dismantle your organization.
**[21:48] (Flashback) Shimada**
If you want to see your daughter,
**[21:50] (Flashback) Shimada**
you need to rendezvous ASAP
and participate in the operation.
**[21:53] (Flashback) Shimada**
That is all.
**[22:10] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
What's the matter?
**[22:12] (Flashback) Sasama (F)**
You've got a mission, right? Then get going.
**[22:19] (Flashback) Foreigner**
Yes, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Episode 5: "Kumogakure Is Within the Top 10 Common Family Names in Japan (Lying)"
**[23:55] Kuro**
Looks like Hibi is somewhere around the 1500s
for the most common family names in Japan.
**[23:58] Hibi**
You giving me shit about my name?
**[24:00] Kuro**
Of course not.
**[24:01] Kuro**
"Miracle" being written
with the kanji "Kiseki"
**[24:03] Kuro**
is something I tell people about when
I drink with them, and they love it.
**[24:05] Hibi**
So my name's gone viral, huh?
**[24:07] Kuro**
Wow, he has no idea
they were laughing at him.
# E5 - Kumogakure Is Within the Top 10 Common Family Names in Japan (Lying)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD2P02/kumogakure-is-within-the-top-10-common-family-names-in-japan-lying)
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**[00:02] Noguchi**
*Lunch is taking forever.*
**[00:04] Noguchi**
* I had no idea being on*
* the outs sucked this hard.*
**[00:07] Noguchi**
* And it's not like I can get the groups*
* I used to look down on to accept me...*
**[00:16] Sato**
*I can't think of anyone.*
**[00:19] Sato**
*But I really wanna talk to someone...*
**[00:23] Sato**
*A boy with no torso.*
**[00:26] Sato**
*I wanna tell someone about it. But...*
**[00:31] Sato**
*If they think I'm some kinda occult maniac,*
**[00:33] Sato**
* I'll be even more of an outcast*
* than I already am.*
**[00:39] Noguchi**
*That plain girl from class...*
**[00:41] Sato**
*That flashy girl from class...*
**[00:44] Noguchi**
What're you up to?
**[00:45] Sato**
Uh, well, outside...
**[00:48] Sato**
I mean, not right now, but before...
**[00:52] Noguchi**
Huh? Kuro-kun?
**[00:56] Sato**
Oh, Kumogakure-kun?
**[00:59] Sato**
You call the transfer
student by his given name?
**[01:02] Sato**
Do you know him?
**[01:03] Noguchi**
No, not exactly!
**[01:06] Noguchi**
I mean, I guess you could
say that, technically...
***SIGN*** September 9th
***SIGN*** July 27th
**[01:15] Kuro**
*Transfer exams, huh?*
**[01:18] Kuro**
*I really hate having to go to school.*
**[01:22] Kuro**
*Maybe I'm better off getting ready to die.*
**[01:26] Kuro**
* A teacher was supposed to be waiting,*
* but I don't see anyone.*
**[01:31] Kuro**
*'Kay, better leave, then.*
**[01:32] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Excuse me. You're in the way.
***SIGN*** Episode 5: "Kumogakure Is Within the Top 10 Common Family Names in Japan (Lying)"
**[03:10] Noguchi**
Hey, isn't it kinda hot to wear
a hoodie underneath your blazer?
**[03:14] (Flashback) Kuro**
Yeah, it is.
**[03:16] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Then why not take it off?
**[03:19] (Flashback) Kuro**
Don't wanna.
**[03:20] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Man, you're kinda annoying.
**[03:23] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Are you—
**[03:24] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Oh, Noguchi.
**[03:25] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Let's start your extra lessons.
**[03:27] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
And you must be the transfer student...
Kamikakushi, was it?
**[03:32] (Flashback) Kuro**
Kumogakure, actually.
**[03:34] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Kumogakure? Never met someone
with that name before.
**[03:38] (Flashback) Kuro**
It's not that rare.
**[03:40] (Flashback) Kuro**
They make a ranking of the most
common family names every year,
**[03:43] (Flashback) Kuro**
and it's always in the top ten.
**[03:44] (Flashback) Noguchi**
What? It is?!
**[03:47] (Flashback) Kuro**
It's common knowledge. Ask anyone.
**[03:49] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Oh, come on, now...
**[03:51] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
You can't just lie about stuff like that.
**[03:53] (Flashback) Noguchi**
It was a lie?! That is so annoying!
**[03:57] (Flashback) Kuro**
Wait, it was a lie?
**[03:59] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
You're asking me?
**[04:01] (Flashback) Kuro**
Noguchi, the teacher says not to lie.
**[04:04] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
I was telling you that, actually.
**[04:08] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Can we drop this subject?
I'm getting confused.
**[04:14] (Flashback) Homeroom teach**
One other thing...
**[04:15] (Flashback) Homeroom teach**
If you end up enrolling here,
you'll need to shave your facial hair.
**[04:20] (Flashback) Kuro**
I actually would like to, sir...
**[04:23] (Flashback) Kuro**
But my mother works in
the "hospitality" industry,
**[04:26] (Flashback) Kuro**
and she has a monopoly on all our
devices for removing body hair.
**[04:30] (Flashback) Kuro**
She never lets me use them.
**[04:34] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Uh... I-I see.
**[04:37] (Flashback) Noguchi**
What's your mom do? I've been thinking
about getting into that stuff.
**[04:40] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Whoa, now...
**[04:42] (Flashback) Kuro**
She does outcalls.
**[04:43] (Flashback) Kuro**
She's pretty open about her work,
so you can ask her about it.
**[04:46] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Noguchi, you need to focus on your extra
lessons so you can improve your test scores,
**[04:51] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
or you might actually get held back.
**[04:54] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Your livelihood is on the line.
**[04:57] (Flashback) Noguchi**
How am I supposed to know what I wanna
do with my life when I'm not even 18?
**[05:09] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Uh, Kumogakure-kun? Go ahead and sit down.
**[05:13] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Dude, you're creeping me out.
**[05:15] (Flashback) Kuro**
Don't mind me.
**[05:22] (Flashback) Kuro**
This'll do.
**[05:23] (Flashback) Noguchi**
After all that?! Why so close?
**[05:26] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Okay, Noguchi, let's get
your lessons taken care of.
**[05:29] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
As for you, feel free to start
with English, Japanese, or math.
**[05:33] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Let me know when you're done.
**[05:34] (Flashback) Kuro**
Okay.
**[05:38] Kuro**
*Just like Hachiya said...*
**[05:42] (Flashback) Hachiya**
Pardon me.
**[05:44] (Flashback) Ono**
Who in the world are you?!
**[05:47] (Flashback) Hachiya**
My name's Hachiya Shion.
**[05:49] (Flashback) Hachiya**
It's a pleasure to make your acquie—
er, your acquaintance.
**[05:54] (Flashback) Ono**
Hey! No shoes in here!
**[05:57] (Flashback) Ono**
"Shut up, dickhead!"
**[05:59] (Flashback) Ono**
These are for all of you.
**[06:01] (Flashback) Kawado**
Hey, how thoughtful!
**[06:03] (Flashback) Hachiya**
That'll be 500 yen apiece.
**[06:05] (Flashback) Ono**
You're charging? And highway robbery...
**[06:08] (Flashback) Kuro**
So. You need something?
**[06:11] (Flashback) Ono**
Th-That's right!
What are you even doing here?
**[06:14] (Flashback) Hachiya**
"Pipe down, dickhead!"
***SIGN*** I was at the scene of the encounter with the foreigner yesterday.
***SIGN*** During your exam tomorrow, pay attention to the floor.
***SIGN*** I actually did sense someone else was around.
***SIGN*** And I appreciate the help.
**[06:33] (Flashback) Hachiya**
My intention was to finish off the foreigner
**[06:37] (Flashback) Hachiya**
after he was exhausted from the fight
at the apartment building...
**[06:41] (Flashback) Hachiya**
But because of you, my first
battle never came to be,
**[06:44] (Flashback) Hachiya**
causing my master embarrassment,
which I deeply regret.
**[06:51] (Flashback) Hachiya**
Oh, that'll be 2,500 yen.
**[06:53] (Flashback) Ono**
Wait, I have to pay?!
**[06:56] (Flashback) Hachiya**
Kumogakure Kuro-kun.
**[06:59] (Flashback) Hachiya**
I'll be waiting at Kodan High School.
**[07:03] Kuro**
*The answers are on the floor.*
**[07:05] Kuro**
*"Japanese"... This must cover that section.*
**[07:09] Homeroom Teacher**
After the fall of the Kamakura shogunate
**[07:09] Kuro**
* Guess I'll fill in the answers,*
* and with the leftover time,*
**[07:11] Homeroom Teacher**
came the Kenmu era and its
new governing structure.
**[07:13] Kuro**
* I'll go back and add enough mistakes*
* to make it seem natural.*
**[07:16] Homeroom Teacher**
The samurai class at the time
rebelled against this,
**[07:18] Homeroom Teacher**
and that became known as the Nakasendai War.
**[07:21] Homeroom Teacher**
Then...
**[07:24] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Ew! Ew!
**[07:26] (Flashback) Homeroom Teacher**
What is it, Noguchi?
**[07:28] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Bugs! Everywhere!
**[07:31] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Are those eggs or something?
**[07:34] (Flashback) Noguchi**
There are so many and they're
different colors and it's nasty!
**[07:39] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
I think they might be rice grains, not eggs...
**[07:42] (Flashback) Kuro**
Oh, those things will give
you the nastiest rash.
**[07:47] (Flashback) Kuro**
The Japanese name for them is "Pseudo-Rice."
**[07:51] (Flashback) Kuro**
Pretty rare, actually,
and their eggs are crazy toxic.
**[07:54] (Flashback) Kuro**
They're set up like that, two at a time,
**[07:57] (Flashback) Kuro**
so that right after birth,
the male and female pairs
**[08:00] (Flashback) Kuro**
can start reproducing immediately.
**[08:04] (Flashback) Noguchi**
That's somehow even worse!
**[08:07] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
D-Do bugs like that really exist?
**[08:10] (Flashback) Kuro**
It's a big world, you know.
**[08:12] (Flashback) Kuro**
Much bigger than what we cover in class.
**[08:15] (Flashback) Kuro**
There are all kinds of bugs like that,
which may or may not exist.
**[08:19] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Well, better safe than sorry.
**[08:21] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Noguchi, grab a broom.
**[08:24] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Roger that!
**[08:32] (Flashback) Kuro**
Oh, my eraser fell.
**[08:37] (Flashback) Kuro**
Let's see...
**[08:52] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Somebody touched my ass!
**[08:55] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Settle down, Noguchi! There's no one
close enough to you to have done that!
**[08:59] Homeroom Teach**
Easy now, Noguchi! Deep breaths! Come on!
**[09:00] Kuro**
* That'll buy me a few seconds.*
* Let's fill in the Japanese answers first...*
**[09:04] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Augh, I stepped on the eggs!
**[09:10] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Honestly, why'd they have to be laid
in the middle of a classroom?
**[09:16] Kuro**
*There go my English answers.*
**[09:18] Kuro**
* I need to protect the math answers*
* at my feet, at least...*
**[09:24] Kuro**
*Ninpo: Water Escape Technique.*
**[09:27] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Sensei, I think maybe we
should wrap it up for the...
**[09:33] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Sensei! The floor! Look!
**[09:36] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Kumogakure-kun?!
**[09:37] (Flashback) Noguchi**
He totally just pissed himself!
**[09:40] (Flashback) Noguchi**
I'm gonna grab a rag!
**[09:42] (Flashback) Kuro**
Th-The truth is...
**[09:44] (Flashback) Kuro**
I've been so nervous since yesterday...
**[09:47] (Flashback) Kuro**
And it made me so thirsty,
I drank a bunch of deep ocean water...
**[09:51] (Flashback) Kuro**
And now, because of all the salt...
**[09:55] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
Ocean water?
**[09:57] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
And you didn't seem nervous at all before.
**[10:00] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Here. Sensei, take him to the bathroom.
**[10:02] (Flashback) Homeroom teach**
R-Right, I guess I should.
**[10:06] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Buck up! You're a man, aren't you?
**[10:09] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Didn't they used to say,
"Boys, be ambidextrous"?
**[10:12] (Flashback) Homeroom teacher**
Okay, okay...
**[10:14] (Flashback) Homeroom teacher**
And it was "be ambitious."
**[10:17] (Flashback) Kuro**
Sensei... I think... after what's happened...
**[10:22] (Flashback) Kuro**
I don't know if I'll be able to handle
the English and math tests...
**[10:28] (Flashback) Kuro**
But I did finish the Japanese language portion...
**[10:31] (Flashback) Kuro**
So is it okay if I get a bare
minimum passing score?
**[10:35] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
It's fine! Just go to the bathroom and—
**[10:37] (Flashback) Kuro**
I'll take that as an affirmative, then.
**[10:40] (Flashback) Kuro**
I've got your word.
**[10:42] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach**
You scare me, son.
**[10:46] (Flashback) Noguchi**
What a freak.
**[10:51] Kuro**
*I have to keep coming here?*
**[10:53] Kuro**
*What a pain.*
**[10:58] (Flashback) Mysterious Student**
I'll be looking forward to seeing you
during the new semester!
**[11:04] (Flashback) Mysterious Student**
Kumogakure-kun!
**[11:08] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Who was that?
**[11:10] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Let's walk partway back together.
**[11:12] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Are those...
**[11:13] (Flashback) Kuro**
My "used" underwear.
**[11:15] (Flashback) Kuro**
Wanna buy them?
**[11:16] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Why would I?!
**[11:22] (Flashback) Kuro**
Well, wanna come in?
**[11:26] (Flashback) Noguchi**
We had basically no conversation on
the way here, and now you drop that?!
**[11:30] (Flashback) Kawado**
Welcome home!
**[11:31] (Flashback) Kawado**
How was school?
**[11:33] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Is this...
**[11:35] (Flashback) Kuro**
My mother.
**[11:36] (Flashback) Noguchi**
So young! Ma'am, you're
really young and really cute!
**[11:42] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Uh... so do the two of you live together?
**[11:46] (Flashback) Kawado**
Why do you ask?
**[11:49] (Flashback) Noguchi**
It's just... I only saw one futon, so...
**[11:54] (Flashback) Noguchi**
What is this pause supposed to mean?!
**[11:58] (Flashback) Kawado**
Does it surprise you?
A young, beautiful mother like me
**[12:01] (Flashback) Kawado**
and her son, at the peak of puberty,
sleeping in the same room?
**[12:06] (Flashback) Noguchi**
No, not really! Families come in all kinds.
**[12:09] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Also, I never said "beautiful."
**[12:13] (Flashback) Kawado**
Don't worry. Kuro sleeps on the second floor.
**[12:16] (Flashback) Kuro**
So, how's the class I'm about to join?
**[12:19] (Flashback) Noguchi**
What do you mean, "how"?
**[12:21] (Flashback) Kuro**
Like... the number of cliques, their hierarchy...
**[12:24] (Flashback) Kuro**
Individual remarkables and deplorables...
**[12:26] (Flashback) Kuro**
The landscape of any bullying,
any romantic situations...
**[12:30] (Flashback) Kuro**
Any shoplifters, smokers,
drinkers, fighters...
**[12:34] (Flashback) Kuro**
An outline of any good blackmail material...
**[12:37] (Flashback) Kuro**
Also, rumors. Basically anything you know.
**[12:41] (Flashback) Kuro**
Now, spill, please.
**[12:42] (Flashback) Noguchi**
What the hell? You are so scary.
**[12:46] (Flashback) Noguchi**
I don't know how things are with the guys,
but the girls have four main groups.
**[12:50] (Flashback) Kuro**
And where do you fit in?
**[12:53] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Well, before, I was in
the most popular group...
**[12:59] (Flashback) Noguchi**
But lately, a bunch of stuff has happened,
and I'm kinda floating around.
**[13:04] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Was any part of that funny?
**[13:07] (Flashback) Kuro**
Any rumors about the school in general?
**[13:09] (Flashback) Noguchi**
I'm trying to remember...
**[13:12] (Flashback) Kawado**
Stuff like, "Someone showed porn
to a statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro
**[13:14] (Flashback) Kawado**
and it started looking hunched over."
**[13:17] (Flashback) Kawado**
Damn TV won't turn on!
**[13:20] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Oh, the school apparently used
to be, like... a military base?
**[13:24] (Flashback) Noguchi**
And there's a tunnel leading underground
in the woods behind the campus.
**[13:27] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Some students who went in there
on a lark ended up going missing.
**[13:32] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Also, the director is scary.
**[13:35] (Flashback) Kawado**
Director?
**[13:37] (Flashback) Noguchi**
He does all kinds of odd
jobs around the school.
**[13:40] Kuro**
*A director...*
**[13:42] (Flashback) Kawado**
Hey, it's on!
**[13:44] (Flashback) Kawado**
This show has been so wild lately.
Hate to miss it!
***SIGN*** Me and Old Dudes
**[13:49] Takachiho**
* All right, you good little old dudes!*
* How are you doing?*
**[13:53] Takachiho**
*It's me, Miss Takachiho!*
**[13:55] Old dudes**
*Where are we?*
**[13:57] Noguchi**
*Old dudes?*
**[13:59] Old Dude**
* How the fuck do you think we're doing?*
* Where even is this?*
**[14:03] Takachiho**
* Oh, you're the boy who's been*
* a shut-in for ten years.*
**[14:07] Takachiho**
* But lately, you've been getting violent*
* with your mother, haven't you?*
**[14:13] Old Dude**
* Do you realize how, while we waste time*
* here, my anime backlog is growing?!*
**[14:17] Old Dude**
*Let me go home already!*
**[14:20] Takachiho**
* Unfortunately for you, this isn't*
* an intervention or anything.*
**[14:24] Takachiho**
*Although your mother did ask for my help.*
**[14:28] Takachiho**
*You've been abusing animals,*
**[14:31] Takachiho**
* and lately, you've even been getting*
* violent with neighborhood kids.*
**[14:35] Takachiho**
*So she asked me to deal with you.*
**[14:40] Old Dude**
* You wanna "deal" with me?! What the fuck*
* is your wrinkly ass talking about?!*
**[14:43] Old Dude**
*I'm untouchable!*
**[14:45] Old Dude**
* My dad's a government big shot! I can do*
* whatever I want, and he'll cover it up!*
**[14:49] Old Dude**
*Even if I kill you!*
**[15:02] Old Dude**
*Ow!*
**[15:03] Old Dude**
*Help! Mommy!*
**[15:06] Old Dudes**
*What the hell?!*
**[15:07] Old Dudes**
*Is this for real?! Or a prank?!*
**[15:08] Takachiho**
*Now then, everyone, let's all quiet down!*
**[15:11] Takachiho**
* Today, we're going to keep playing*
* until there's only one of you left.*
**[15:16] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Ew, you can see their insides...
**[15:19] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Weird how fast you get used to it, though.
**[15:22] (Flashback) Kawado**
I know, right?
**[15:24] (Flashback) Kawado**
If you watch it all the time,
it stops being stimulating enough.
**[15:29] Kuro**
*That's a popular show from the Ninja
Broadcast Company,* Me and Old Dudes*.*
**[15:34] Kuro**
* They take criminals and accomplices that*
* the police can't touch from Japan and abroad*
**[15:40] Kuro**
*and execute them publically.*
**[15:43] Kuro**
*Why's it airing on civilian TV?*
**[15:53] (Flashback) Kato**
Get in.
**[16:00] (Flashback) Eita**
School, huh?
**[16:05] (Flashback) Eita**
Kuro-san... You're serious
about protecting me, right?
**[16:10] (Flashback) Kuro**
Yeah. Five hundred yen a pop.
**[16:12] (Flashback) Eita**
You want me to pay?!
I thought this was... a friend thing.
**[16:15] (Flashback) Kuro**
But this is work.
**[16:17] (Flashback) Eita**
It's... work?
**[16:20] (Flashback) Junna**
Hey, it's the shut-in guy!
**[16:22] (Flashback) Junna**
Finally going back to school? Have fun!
**[16:25] (Flashback) Eita**
Shut up!
**[16:26] (Flashback) Eita**
You must be pretty cheery
about not getting beaten anymore.
**[16:29] (Flashback) Junna**
Aw, shut up!
**[16:34] (Flashback) Eita**
Whose house is that?
**[16:40] (Flashback) Noguchi**
How do you know where I live?
**[16:42] (Flashback) Kuro**
What do you mean?
**[16:43] (Flashback) Kuro**
Don't you remember how I followed you home
without you noticing the other day?
**[16:46] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Gross! Don't do that kind of thing!
**[16:50] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Why are we walking to school
together? Seriously.
**[16:53] (Flashback) Noguchi**
And Eita-kun's coming back to class, huh?
**[16:56] (Flashback) Eita**
Y-Yeah. Because Kuro-kun
said he'd protect me...
**[17:00] (Flashback) Kuro**
Well, aren't you two chummy?
**[17:04] (Flashback) Noguchi**
We went to the same schools
our whole lives, that's all!
**[17:07] (Flashback) Noguchi**
He's been bullied by the guys,
which is, y'know, bad and all...
**[17:12] (Flashback) Noguchi**
But because he tried to plant
a camera in the girls' bathroom,
**[17:14] (Flashback) Noguchi**
none of them will take his side.
**[17:17] (Flashback) Eita**
I keep saying, that was all
a big misunderstanding!
**[17:20] (Flashback) Eita**
When I snuck into the girls' bathroom
to set up the camera,
**[17:23] (Flashback) Eita**
there was already a microphone.
**[17:25] (Flashback) Eita**
And when I told the teacher about it...
**[17:28] (Flashback) Noguchi**
But you did go into the girls'
bathroom with a camera.
**[17:31] (Flashback) Eita**
Well...
**[17:34] Kuro**
* A microphone. Likely planted*
* by an ally or an enemy.*
**[17:38] Kuro**
* Better be careful what I say*
* on school grounds.*
**[17:42] (Flashback) Eita**
Huh? It's the director.
**[17:45] (Flashback) Eita**
What's he doing here?
**[17:49] (Flashback) Kuro**
So that's him...
**[18:06] Kuro**
*Three hundred twenty-one yen.*
**[18:18] Kuro**
*He can use clairaudience, huh?*
**[18:21] (Flashback) Teacher**
Okay, I'm going to introduce
the transfer student now.
**[18:25] (Flashback) Teacher**
This is Kumogakure Kuro-kun,
who will be joining us from today on.
**[18:31] (Flashback) Boy Student**
He's barefoot?
**[18:32] (Flashback) Girl Student**
He's barefoot...
**[18:34] (Flashback) Teacher**
And then... come on, Eita!
**[18:36] (Flashback) Teacher**
You're not a transfer student!
What're you standing up for?
**[18:40] (Flashback) Eita**
Oh, that's, er...
**[18:44] (Flashback) Teacher**
Go on! Both of you, sit down.
**[18:52] (Flashback) Azuma**
How about you leave and then
come back in through the rear door?
**[18:56] (Flashback) Azuma**
'Cause if you step over my leg, you're dead.
**[19:05] (Flashback) Azuma**
Ow! You little—
**[19:08] (Flashback) Eita**
Wait, that wasn't me!
**[19:11] (Flashback) Eita**
My leg just...
**[19:13] (Flashback) Azuma**
This isn't over, Eita.
**[19:16] (Flashback) Azuma**
Did you pull that shit knowing my dad
was an assemblyman for Nerima Ward?
**[19:19] (Flashback) Noguchi**
I thought he lost the last election, though.
**[19:23] (Flashback) Azuma**
Well... I mean, he did, but...
**[19:30] (Flashback) Eita**
Well, this is off to a great start!
**[19:33] (Flashback) Eita**
Do you want me to become a shut-in again?
**[19:35] (Flashback) Kuro**
Don't worry about him.
**[19:36] (Flashback) Eita**
Kuro-san!
**[19:45] (Flashback) Eita**
Who's that?
**[19:46] (Flashback) Kuro**
I'll be back later.
**[20:18] Yamada**
Sorry to ask for your help.
**[20:21] Eita**
It's fine! This box is really light!
**[20:24] Eita**
*Well, would you look at this?*
**[20:27] Eita**
* I've been in the same class as her*
* for the past two years,*
**[20:29] Eita**
* and Yamada Mitsuki-san*
* has finally spoken to me.*
**[20:33] Eita**
* She's the prettiest girl in our year,*
* she's cheerful and sensible,*
**[20:36] Eita**
* she treats everybody equally,*
* and she's beloved by guys and girls.*
**[20:41] Eita**
* And now I'm walking alone with her*
* in a deserted part of the campus...*
**[20:46] Eita**
*Could this be...*
**[20:49] Eita**
Can you think of an affectionate way someone
might refer to a sweet-natured adult cat?
**[20:55] Yamada**
Um... A pussycat?
**[20:58] Eita**
*I might even end up losing my virgnity!*
**[21:01] Eita**
*I need to prepare mentally!*
**[21:03] Azuma**
Hey, it's Eita!
**[21:05] Azuma**
Fancy running into you back here.
**[21:07] Yamada**
You asked me to bring him, Azuma-kun.
**[21:10] Eita**
Yamada-san?!
**[21:12] Yamada**
Good luck, Eita-kun!
**[21:15] Yamada**
See ya!
**[21:18] Azuma**
I actually had some questions for you.
**[21:22] Eita**
U-Uh...
**[21:30] Azuma**
I'm trying to talk here.
**[21:33] Azuma**
Lately I've been seeing
**[21:35] Azuma**
a bunch of nasty anonymous postings
on social media, targeted at yours truly.
**[21:40] Azuma**
You know anything about that?
**[21:42] Eita**
N-No...
**[21:44] Azuma**
No? 'Cause when I looked it up,
some of these posts...
**[21:49] Azuma**
were from a day when we had class.
A pop quiz, in fact.
**[21:53] Azuma**
So it couldn't be anyone from our class.
**[21:56] Azuma**
With the exception of you, Eita-kun,
who didn't come in that day.
**[22:01] Azuma**
You were talking all that shit
about me, weren't you?
**[22:04] Eita**
N-No! No! It wasn't me!
**[22:07] Noheji**
Eita, it has to be you.
**[22:11] Eita**
Ah... um...
**[22:18] Noheji**
Who the hell are you?
***SIGN*** Episode 6: "The Lid on This Hellish Cauldron Has Come Off"
**[23:55] Kuro**
I notice you don't have a family name, Eita.
**[23:57] Eita**
That is obviously untrue.
I have one like anyone else.
**[23:59] Kuro**
Let's hear it, then.
**[24:00] Eita**
My family name is... Huh?
**[24:02] Eita**
Wait, what is this?!
Why can't I say my family name?!
**[24:05] Kuro**
I'll tell you why. Because it hasn't
come up in the source material yet.
**[24:08] Eita**
What source material?!
# E6 - The Lid on This Hellish Cauldron Has Come Off
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3M5WK/the-lid-on-this-hellish-cauldron-has-come-off)
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**[00:03] Azuma**
Okay, what is this?
Who are you supposed to be?
**[00:06] Eita**
*Kuro-san... Has he come to save me?*
**[00:10] Azuma**
Hey, Noheji. Who do you think this is?
**[00:13] Azuma**
...is how I make a feint before one of these!
**[00:16] Azuma**
Huh? He didn't even budge.
**[00:21] Noheji**
That's a sanchin stance...
**[00:23] Noheji**
This dude must do karate.
**[00:26] Noheji**
Might wanna watch yourself, Azuma.
**[00:30] Azuma**
Hey! Don't hide in there. Come on out.
**[00:46] Noheji**
You want some of this?!
**[00:48] Eita**
* A tactical baton?*
* Were they gonna use that on me?!*
**[00:52] Eita**
*But... I have my assassin that I paid to—*
**[00:57] Eita**
*Why is he behind me?!*
**[00:58] Kuro**
Listen up, Eita.
**[01:00] Kuro**
Right hand is rock, left hand is paper.
**[01:03] Eita**
Right and left... What?
**[01:05] Noheji**
What the hell are you talking about?!
**[01:09] Kuro**
Now, relax for me.
**[01:15] Noheji**
Wh-What the?!
**[01:27] Eita**
Ow!
**[01:31] Kuro**
* The invisibility's worn off.*
* I guess a charge really doesn't last long.*
**[01:37] Kuro**
You can take it from here.
Finish them off if you want.
**[01:41] Kuro**
You did it, so it's your call.
**[01:43] Eita**
I'm not sure what I should do...
**[01:46] Kuro**
One thing.
**[01:49] Kuro**
Where's the director's office?
**[01:52] Eita**
He's usually in the boiler room.
***SIGN*** Episode 6: "The Lid on This Hellish Cauldron Has Come Off"
**[03:38] Kuro**
This must be it.
**[03:49] Director**
I guess I'm impressed.
**[03:52] Director**
Heading straight into
enemy territory like this...
**[03:56] Director**
The invisibility you ninja love
so much won't work on me.
**[04:05] Director**
I didn't think you'd come here quite
so soon, Kumogakure Kuro-kun.
**[04:11] Kuro**
I can come back later, then.
**[04:15] Director**
Come on, why don't you relax
and have a cup of tea?!
**[04:32] Director**
Impressive.
**[04:34] Director**
To blow that dart with such precise timing...
**[04:37] Director**
And the latest NIN armor.
It lives up to its reputation.
**[04:42] Director**
The blade resistance has improved
almost as much as the invisibility.
**[04:47] Director**
With an older model, your arm
would be on the ground right now.
**[04:50] Kuro**
Give up now.
Escape has already targeted you.
**[04:55] Kuro**
Attack again and your arm will evaporate.
**[05:01] Director**
It's an honor to be in the cross hairs
of NIN's ultimate weapon, Escape.
**[05:06] Director**
On the roof before, it was
Hachiya-kun's laser pointer...
**[05:11] Director**
But I'd be thrilled if the
real deal was aimed at me.
**[05:15] Kuro**
Care to find out?
**[05:17] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Ew, you can see their insides...
**[05:19] (Flashback) Noguchi**
Weird how fast you get used to it, though.
**[05:22] (Flashback) Kawado**
I know, right?
**[05:23] (Flashback) Kawado**
If you watch it all the time,
it stops being stimulating enough.
**[05:28] (Flashback) Kuro**
Pardon me.
**[05:30] (Flashback) Kato**
Sit.
**[05:31] (Flashback) Kuro**
Sir.
**[05:34] (Flashback) Kuro**
I was wondering...
**[05:35] (Flashback) Kato**
What is it?
**[05:37] (Flashback) Kuro**
The popular show from the
Ninja Broadcast Company,
**[05:39] (Flashback) Kuro**
*Me and Old Dudes*, was airing on regular TV.
**[05:45] (Flashback) Kato**
Normally, the signal is scrambled
so that civilian TVs can't pick it up.
**[05:51] (Flashback) Kato**
But there's a selection of households
that can view it normally.
**[05:55] (Flashback) Kuro**
Is it part of the support offered
to victims of the Ninja Disaster?
**[05:58] (Flashback) Kato**
There are times when the aims of shinobi
and the government don't align.
**[06:03] (Flashback) Kato**
Should it come to that, our last bastion
**[06:05] (Flashback) Kato**
will be the support we
have among the citizenry.
**[06:08] (Flashback) Kato**
One of our jobs as shinobi is to see
that public resentment doesn't fall on us.
**[06:13] (Flashback) Kuro**
"What the people don't know won't hurt them."
**[06:18] (Flashback) Kato**
I didn't bring you in for chitchat.
**[06:21] (Flashback) Kato**
Command has decided to
provide you additional gear
**[06:23] (Flashback) Kato**
for your infiltration of Kodan High School.
**[06:25] (Flashback) Kuro**
The mission's danger rating
has increased, then?
**[06:29] (Flashback) Kato**
Choose whatever you like.
**[06:31] (Flashback) Kato**
This is a drone shuriken.
**[06:33] (Flashback) Kato**
It's the latest model, and automatically
follows a target until it connects.
**[06:39] (Flashback) Kato**
There's also a folding handgun.
The foreigner we took in the other day—
**[06:45] (Flashback) Kuro**
Then...
**[06:47] (Flashback) Kuro**
Can I have what's in the boxes?
**[06:52] (Flashback) Kato**
These are mine.
**[06:54] (Flashback) Kuro**
Sorry...
**[06:55] (Flashback) Kato**
What else?
**[06:58] (Flashback) Kuro**
Is that a weapon, too?
**[07:02] (Flashback) Kato**
It's an Italian self-driving motorcycle
with onboard AI, Teo.
**[07:08] (Flashback) Kato**
Hey, Teo. Wake up.
**[07:11] (Flashback) Kato**
I said wake up!
**[07:15] Teo**
*Huh? Uh, right!*
**[07:18] Teo**
*What's up?*
**[07:19] (Flashback) Kato**
Looks like you've finally got a partner.
**[07:21] Teo**
*Oh, shit! For real?!*
**[07:23] (Flashback) Kuro**
So is it, like... remote-controlled, or...
**[07:27] Teo**
* No, man! I'm talking to you*
* of my own free will.*
**[07:30] Teo**
*And come on, seriously? That's not a girl!*
**[07:34] (Flashback) Teo**
Sorry, buddy, but only chicks
are allowed to straddle me.
**[07:37] (Flashback) Kuro**
I'll take him.
**[07:38] Teo**
*Come on! Listen when I talk to you!*
**[07:42] (Flashback) Kato**
The plan was to scrap him
due to difficulty of use.
**[07:45] Teo**
*Wait, seriously?!*
**[07:47] (Flashback) Kato**
Pipe down.
**[07:48] (Flashback) Kato**
What else?
**[07:51] (Flashback) Kuro**
Anything else you're
comfortable parting with...
**[07:54] (Flashback) Kuro**
And the targeting device for Escape.
**[07:59] Director**
If they actually authorized
a lowly genin to use Escape,
**[08:04] Director**
then Nerima is going to be set ablaze again,
like during the 22-2-22 incident.
***SIGN*** Escape Unit Zero
**[08:58] Director**
It seems the lid on this hellish
cauldron has just come off...
**[09:05] Director**
Kuro-kun.
**[09:13] Kuro**
Looks like the hoodie has GPS
and a mic installed, too.
***SIGN*** Hmph.
***SIGN*** I didn't think you'd actually receive authorization.
***SIGN*** It saved my life.
***SIGN*** You could've been hit.
***SIGN*** It's not *that* precise.
**[09:42] Nekohira**
*I am a cat.*
**[09:44] Nekohira**
*One without a name yet.*
**[09:47] Nekohira**
*Or... I had one?*
**[09:50] Nekohira**
* There was some crass woman on the first*
* floor who called me... Shinobu? I think.*
**[09:57] Nekohira**
*Wait... I have awareness that I'm a cat?*
**[10:02] Nekohira**
* Actually, the fact that I know the word*
* "awareness" makes me one amazing cat.*
**[10:08] Nekohira**
*Some kinda super cat?*
**[10:10] Nekohira**
* Wait, no, the real issue is the fact that*
* I understand Japanese in the first place.*
**[10:19] Nekohira**
*What was I thinking again?*
**[10:23] Nekohira**
*I'm actually kinda hungry.*
**[10:35] Nekohira**
*There she is. She even sleeps seedy.*
**[10:40] Nekohira**
*Defenseless, too.*
**[10:43] Nekohira**
*Okay, rise and shine!*
**[10:51] Kawado**
That tickles!
**[10:53] Kawado**
Oh, Shinobu.
**[11:00] Kawado**
You woke me up at the perfect time.
**[11:03] Kawado**
Good boy, Shinobu.
***SIGN*** Me and Old Dudes
**[11:06] Takachiho**
* All right, you good little old dudes!*
* How are you doing?*
**[11:10] Takachiho**
*It's me, Miss Takachiho!*
**[11:10] Kawado**
This is when the *Me and Old Dudes* rerun airs.
**[11:14] Kawado**
Wanna watch with me?
**[11:19] Old Dude**
*Ow! Help! Mommy!*
**[11:23] Nekohira**
*Huh... Something about this is familiar.*
**[11:26] Old Dudes**
*What the hell?!*
**[11:27] Nekohira**
*Actually, I think I was there...*
**[11:28] Old Dudes**
*Is this for real?! Or a prank?!*
**[11:30] Takachiho**
*Now then, everyone, let's all quiet down!*
**[11:34] Takachiho**
* Today, we're going to keep playing*
* until there's only one of you left.*
**[11:38] Nekohira**
*I fought there, and then... those ninja...*
**[11:45] Nekohira**
*killed me!*
**[11:51] Nekohira**
*But... why am I a cat?*
**[11:55] Nekohira**
*If I remember right...*
**[12:00] (Flashback) Researcher**
Hello there, son. I take it you're awake?
**[12:03] (Flashback) Researcher**
It's quite impressive that
you managed to survive
**[12:06] (Flashback) Researcher**
against our Rainbow Hound
until the very end.
**[12:11] (Flashback) Researcher**
Out of respect for your tenacity,
we've kept a portion of your brain intact.
**[12:18] (Flashback) Researcher**
We've had real trouble with
mortality rates post-transplant...
**[12:22] (Flashback) Researcher**
So we have big hopes for you!
**[12:38] Nekohira**
*So my brain...*
**[12:42] Nekohira**
*was transplanted into this cat?*
**[12:49] Kawado**
Huh? Kuro-kun?
**[12:51] Kawado**
Aren't you back kinda early?
**[12:54] Kuro**
I was sleepy, so I left early.
**[12:56] Kawado**
On your first day?!
**[12:58] Kawado**
Look, I get how you feel,
but don't get kicked out, okay?
**[13:02] Kuro**
Well, who knows what'll happen?
**[13:06] Nekohira**
*This guy...*
**[13:15] Nekohira**
*He's the one who killed me!*
**[13:20] Kawado**
Huh? Shinobu, what's got you so upset?
**[13:25] Kawado**
Oh, Kuro-kun, if you're bored,
why don't we drink in Ono-san's room?
**[13:30] Nekohira**
* Wait, I could've sworn*
* I was thinking something...*
**[13:40] Kawado**
Kuro-kun?
**[13:41] Kuro**
Oh... Sure.
**[13:46] Kato**
You've made it home safely,
**[13:49] Kato**
Onikobe.
**[13:51] Onikobe**
Sir! The new recruit relieved me of duty.
**[13:55] Onikobe**
What battlefield am I to be sent to next?
**[14:00] Kato**
Your next battlefield...
**[14:03] Kato**
is right here.
**[14:08] Eita**
* The first day since the*
* bullies were dealt with...*
**[14:11] Eita**
*It's like a whole new world.*
**[14:13] Eita**
* Azuma made some excuse about being*
* hospitalized, like a politician would...*
**[14:17] Eita**
*And I don't see Noheji, either.*
**[14:20] Eita**
*Kuro-san also isn't here, for some reason...*
**[14:24] Eita**
*And everyone believes I kicked their asses.*
**[14:27] Eita**
* I think my life might*
* actually be turning around!*
**[14:29] Eita**
*Maybe I'll become popular?!*
**[14:33] Eita**
*Ow...*
**[14:36] Noheji**
Hey. Mind if I have a word?
**[14:46] Eita**
* This has gotta be payback*
* for yesterday, right?*
**[14:49] Noheji**
Eita.
**[14:53] Noheji**
Please! You've gotta bring that
transfer student, Kuro-san, around.
**[15:00] Noheji**
It's like... I know he's the
one who actually hit me,
**[15:04] Noheji**
and he... Kuro-san...
**[15:06] Noheji**
is one of those folks you're not
supposed to talk about in this country.
**[15:09] Noheji**
He's a ninja, isn't he?!
**[15:11] Eita**
*You just said it out loud.*
**[15:12] Noheji**
And he's probably staying at
your house for some reason, right?
**[15:17] Eita**
Not exactly...
**[15:18] Noheji**
Please! You've gotta help me meet Kuro-san!
**[15:21] Eita**
Come on, I don't know
what you expect me to—
**[15:23] Kuro**
What's up?
**[15:25] Eita**
You were here?!
**[15:30] Noheji**
You kicked my ass like it was nothing!
And I have a request!
**[15:36] Eita**
*Not happening...*
**[15:37] Noeheji**
Will you help me in a fight against
some guys from another school?!
**[15:41] Eita**
*Kuro-san's got an exclusive contract with me.*
**[15:44] Kuro**
What are the details?
**[15:47] Eita**
You're gonna hear him out?
**[15:56] Ono**
Kuro-kun's actually at school.
**[16:00] Kato**
Aw, that's a problem.
This package is actually perishable.
**[16:03] Ono**
Oh, I can hold it for him, then.
**[16:06] Ono**
He doesn't have a refrigerator, anyway.
**[16:08] Kato**
You're a lifesaver!
**[16:10] Kato**
Can I get your stamp?
**[16:11] Ono**
Uh, one second...
**[16:15] Kato**
I really appreciate it.
**[16:17] Ono**
Now, where did I put that thing?
**[16:42] Kato**
You've been living here longer than
anyone else in the building, right?
**[16:45] Ono**
Hate to admit it, but it
really is like home to me...
**[16:49] Kato**
I'm curious, when did Kumogakure-san move in?
**[16:53] Ono**
Kuro-kun kinda forced his way in...
**[16:57] Ono**
Huh? Feels kinda like it was pretty recent,
but also like he's always been there...
**[17:02] Ono**
Huh?
**[17:03] Kato**
*He's been hypnotized.*
**[17:07] Kato**
* Controlled so that his memories*
* of Kumogakure are hazy.*
**[17:23] Noheji**
Thanks to my dad, I grew up reading
*Gorillaman* and *Be-Bop*, stuff like that.
**[17:27] Kuro**
I read those, too.
**[17:28] Noheji**
Really?! They're pretty great, right?
**[17:31] Noheji**
So, I've always looked up
to Yankee-style punks...
**[17:34] Noheji**
But as I'm sure you know,
they're kind of an endangered species.
**[17:39] Noheji**
A brawl with guys from another school...
I figured that was just a dream.
**[17:42] Noheji**
So I was picking on weaklings instead,
which is in no way satisfying.
**[17:46] Eita**
**That *was the reason I was being bullied?*
**[17:49] Kuro**
So, where's this going?
**[17:52] Noheji**
It turns out there's a
missing link here in Nerima.
**[17:56] Noheji**
A regular coelacanth high school!
**[17:59] Kuro**
And where is it?
**[18:01] Noheji**
The Nerima Ward School...
**[18:03] Noheji**
Yankii High!
**[18:09] Kato**
Onikobe, what did you find
in Kumogakure's room?
**[18:13] Onikobe**
Sir, the tea table he had was
an auto-deploying defense shield.
**[18:19] Onikobe**
Also, installed beneath his floor
**[18:21] Onikobe**
was a shelter capable of
withstanding a bunker buster.
**[18:26] Onikobe**
I believe the building itself
still has more secrets.
**[18:30] Onikobe**
Escape would be able to destroy it.
I don't think it poses any real threat.
**[18:35] Kato**
What about the other residents?
**[18:38] Onikobe**
They're normal civilians, sir.
**[18:40] Onikobe**
I'd have them under control in three minutes.
**[18:44] Kato**
You think that too, huh?
**[18:46] Kato**
I'll admit, going into that building,
even I tend to lower my guard.
**[18:49] Kato**
Rather, it's set up in a way
to make me lower it.
**[18:52] Kato**
They're so easygoing, it's unnatural.
**[18:54] Kato**
They don't betray any kind of presence...
**[18:56] Kato**
The same way a jonin would.
**[18:59] Onikobe**
You think they're Kumogakure's bodyguards?
**[19:02] Kato**
Can't tell. But we're at war.
**[19:06] Kato**
There's no telling what might happen.
**[19:12] Hibi**
What? You need something?
**[19:14] Kuro**
Hey, Hibi.
**[19:15] Kuro**
We're gonna go pick a fight with
Yankii High School for no reason. You in?
**[19:18] Hibi**
Oh, hell yeah.
**[19:19] Eita**
*So casual?!*
**[19:20] Hibi**
More importantly, did the school
get hit with a laser yesterday?
**[19:25] Kuro**
It was Escape. I called in fire support.
**[19:28] Hibi**
Are you shitting me?
**[19:30] Hibi**
That's top secret ninja tech,
and you made the call?
**[19:33] Hibi**
I can dodge lightning, but not that bad boy.
**[19:36] Kuro**
The lightning *did* hit you, though.
**[19:39] Noheji**
I hate to interrupt, but...
**[19:43] Noheji**
Are you the legendary delinquent
who single-handedly beat
**[19:45] Noheji**
the ass of every punk in Nerima
and eastern Tokyo,
**[19:48] Noheji**
Thunder Hibi-san?!
**[19:51] Hibi**
So you've heard of me.
**[19:54] Noheji**
This is awesome!
**[19:55] Noheji**
You were my hero in elementary school!
**[19:59] Noheji**
Wait... What are you doing
in this school, though?
**[20:01] Noheji**
You'd have to be a fair bit older...
**[20:06] Hibi**
It's part of the job.
**[20:07] Hibi**
I wouldn't ask any more questions.
**[20:09] Noheji**
Right! You got it!
**[20:11] Eita**
*What is with these people?*
**[20:13] Eita**
* They're making it super obvious*
* that they're ninja.*
**[20:16] Hibi**
But Kuro, if they let you use Escape,
**[20:19] Hibi**
then this mission is probably a lot
more dangerous than we thought.
**[20:23] Hibi**
What's going on?
**[20:25] Kuro**
I have no clue, but command
wouldn't give a second thought
**[20:28] Kuro**
to blowing the whole school away.
**[20:32] Hibi**
We're looking at a second
22-2-22 incident, then...
**[20:38] Hibi**
You know, though,
**[20:40] Hibi**
I wish we had a reason to raid these guys
rather than it being totally random.
**[20:44] Noheji**
In terms of motivation for brawls,
someone's girl being stolen is a big one.
**[20:49] Kuro**
I was wondering, who's that girl
who had you carrying the box, Eita?
**[20:55] Eita**
Yamada-san?
**[20:57] Noheji**
That's her.
**[20:59] Noheji**
She's the prettiest girl in school,
but she's kinda... Well, just look at her.
**[21:04] Noheji**
Makes people tend to keep their distance.
**[21:06] Eita**
*Ew, she's eating her boogers.*
**[21:09] Kuro**
Boogers are actually a natural
supplement, rich in vitamin D.
**[21:14] Kuro**
I'm impressed.
**[21:16] Eita**
You're lying. I know you're lying.
**[21:18] Kuro**
Do you really think she'll cooperate?
**[21:22] Kuro**
By letting those punks get on her case.
**[21:29] Noheji**
She says it's okay.
**[21:31] Eita**
That was fast!
**[21:34] Eita**
* They said to put my hair in a pompadour*
* since we're going to Yankii High...*
**[21:39] Eita**
*But I don't wanna.*
**[21:42] Lady**
Ei-chan! How's your mom been?
**[21:45] Lady**
I heard you're going back to school!
**[21:47] Eita**
Yeah...
**[21:48] Lady**
Oh, pomade, huh?
**[21:51] Lady**
Back in school, feeling saucy...
Got a date or something?
**[21:55] Lady**
Well, you make sure to take care
of your mother, Ei-chan!
**[21:59] Lady**
Thanks, come again!
**[22:02] Eita**
* I seriously have no idea what*
* that lady's deal is.*
**[22:05] Eita**
* I've asked Mom about her*
* and she says she doesn't know.*
**[22:09] Eita**
*Just who is she?*
***SIGN*** Episode 7: "Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow?"
**[23:55] Kuro**
Yours is somewhere around the 6800s for
common family names in Japan, Ozu-san.
**[23:59] Ozu**
That's a shockamole!
**[24:00] Kuro**
A... shocka-what?
**[24:03] Ozu**
I'm saying it's a shock, obviously.
**[24:05] Ozu**
It's a regular holy guacamole
shockamole, you see.
**[24:08] Kuro**
I'm sorry, could you speak Japanese?
# E7 - Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXQ801/meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow)
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**[00:10] Lady**
Welcome...
**[00:13] Lady**
Well.
**[00:38] Lady**
You think a cheap little toy
like that is gonna get me off?
**[00:42] Lady**
Whip it out, sonny. Let's have some fun.
**[00:51] Lady**
*Multiple enemies... no, only one presence.*
**[01:08] Eita**
*Maybe I should go back to being a shut-in.*
**[01:12] Suzuki**
* I finally get to see*
* Yoshida Akikazu-sensei again...*
**[01:15] Suzuki**
* I can't wait to give him*
* a lot of negative criticism.*
***SIGN*** Episode 7: "Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow?"
**[03:11] Saruta**
Damn, this is a lot of blood!
**[03:16] Saruta**
Pretty impressive, though.
**[03:17] Saruta**
I guess if you're old-school enough a ninja,
**[03:20] Saruta**
you try to fulfill your duty to the very end.
**[03:30] Lady**
The voice I heard from the other
direction wasn't an illusion...
**[03:35] Lady**
but from a speaker installed in the shuriken.
**[03:39] Saruta**
Come on now, granny, no spoilers.
**[03:46] Lady**
Expanding your invisibility
suit for a moment...
**[03:50] Lady**
to blow the blood I got on it off...
and restore its complete invisibility...
**[03:55] Lady**
probably also... can neutralize some attacks...
**[04:03] Lady**
Commander Sasama... Big Sis Takachiho...
**[04:07] Lady**
I'll be... passing on... first...
**[04:19] Saruta**
That's one down.
***SIGN*** One Month Ago
**[04:35] (Flashback) Saruta**
Already?!
**[04:37] (Flashback) UN**
You seem to be surprised.
**[04:40] (Flashback) UN**
I know you're a failure, but you were trying
to flee your shinobi organization,
**[04:44] (Flashback) UN**
without a means to escape overseas.
**[04:48] (Flashback) UN**
Did you really think you could survive?
**[04:54] (Flashback) Saruta**
True enough...
**[04:56] (Flashback) Saruta**
But I... was betting on a rumor I heard.
**[04:59] (Flashback) UN**
And what might that rumor be?
**[05:02] (Flashback) UN**
Defecting to UN?
**[05:05] (Flashback) UN**
Working for us?
**[05:08] (Flashback) Saruta**
You're really with UN?
**[05:11] (Flashback) Saruta**
You've got the wrong idea here.
**[05:13] (Flashback) Saruta**
I didn't run because I wanted to survive.
**[05:20] (Flashback) Saruta**
The idea of living long enough for
my ninja skills to fade with age...
**[05:25] (Flashback) Saruta**
I'd rather die than go through that.
**[05:28] (Flashback) Saruta**
I'll be blunt with you:
**[05:31] (Flashback) Saruta**
As long as I get to fight,
I'll side with anyone!
**[05:36] (Flashback) Saruta**
Put me on a battlefield!
**[05:38] (Flashback) Saruta**
Give me a place where I can die fighting!
**[05:43] (Flashback) UN**
Very well.
**[05:45] (Flashback) UN**
I know the perfect place for you.
**[05:51] (Flashback) Saruta**
Gonna kill, and kill, and kill...
**[05:55] (Flashback) Saruta**
And keep killing until the day I die!
**[06:08] Saruta**
Now, who dies next?
**[06:21] Yoshida**
I finally finished my manuscript, so I'm
going to get a good night's sleep for once.
**[06:27] Yoshida**
Nobunaga, oh how he died, at Honnoji...
**[06:32] Yoshida**
That Akechi, he went rogue,
and it was such bad news!
**[06:36] Yoshida**
Along came Hideyoshi and...
**[06:39] Yoshida**
I think I had some strawberry
milk in my fridge.
**[06:45] Suzuki**
Oh, Yoshida-sensei.
**[06:47] Suzuki**
This manuscript is wonderfu—
**[06:49] Suzuki**
Eek! Sensei, what are you doing?!
We don't know each other that well yet!
**[06:53] Yoshida**
Whoa, hang on! I was just in the bath!
**[06:57] Yoshida**
What are you even doing here
in the first place, Suzuki-san?
**[07:02] Suzuki**
I came to pick up your manuscript.
**[07:05] Suzuki**
The door was unlocked.
**[07:08] Yoshida**
What? I'm pretty sure I locked it.
**[07:10] Yoshida**
And I thought I had a different editor now?
**[07:14] Suzuki**
No,
**[07:16] Suzuki**
I'm going to be your editor
until the day I die.
**[07:18] Yoshida**
U-Until death?
**[07:22] Junna**
You know the lady from the convenience store?
**[07:25] Junna**
I think she knows me, too.
**[07:29] Junna**
She was the one who went to the
"child welfare center" or whatever.
**[07:34] Eita**
I see.
**[07:35] Eita**
So she's not a bad person.
**[07:38] Eita**
Question, though: why are you at my place?
**[07:42] Junna**
Mom is late getting home,
**[07:45] Junna**
and you're the only one I know
who can take me to the store.
**[07:49] Eita**
You already know I just got back from there.
**[07:52] Eita**
Plus, you don't have any money.
You just wanna use mine.
**[07:57] Junna**
You're so cheap!
**[07:59] Junna**
I'm gonna go by myself and
when the police take me in,
**[08:02] Junna**
I'm gonna tell them the weird high school
kid in my building messed with me!
**[08:09] Eita**
Don't! They might actually come after me!
**[08:17] Suzuki**
*I rejected the majority of the manuscript.*
**[08:20] Suzuki**
* Now I can visit him on the way*
* home from school tomorrow!*
***SIGN*** Emergency Shinobi Notice
**[08:28] Suzuki**
*An emergency shinobi notice?*
***SIGN*** Emergency Shinobi Notice
September 10 7:17PM
**[08:31] Suzuki**
*There was an attack at a convenience store...*
**[08:34] Suzuki**
*A shinobi was killed.*
**[08:37] Suzuki**
*She was one of our teachers...*
**[08:39] Suzuki**
*I honestly thought the old bat was immortal.*
**[08:45] Suzuki**
*Complete invisibility...*
**[08:46] Suzuki**
*Does this mean UN is behind the attack?*
**[08:51] Suzuki**
*And if they targeted a kunoichi...*
**[08:54] Suzuki**
*If the attacker left the store*
**[08:55] Suzuki**
* and then immediately ran into another*
* kunoichi walking around at night...*
**[09:05] Suzuki**
*Bingo!*
**[09:17] Suzuki**
* They really are invisible...*
* And they're concealing their presence.*
**[09:21] Suzuki**
* It really is different from the downgraded*
* Marishiten they let us use domestically.*
**[09:25] Suzuki**
*Yoshida-sensei... I might die today.*
**[09:34] Junna**
Huh? It's the violent lady.
**[09:37] Junna**
What'cha doing?
**[09:40] Suzuki**
Junna, run!
**[09:55] Junna**
Hey, it's Stitches! Where've you been?
**[10:00] Junna**
I was worried about you.
**[10:05] Suzuki**
Okay... I'm putting my weapon
down, so let the girl go.
**[10:10] Suzuki**
* Damn it... I lost track of them when*
* Junna showed up and caught my attention.*
**[10:15] Suzuki**
* The Ninja Lab came up with*
* this poison. D9-49-9386.*
**[10:20] Suzuki**
*If I can tag them, they'll die in two seconds.*
**[10:23] Suzuki**
* But that's long enough*
* for Junna to be killed...*
**[10:35] Saruta**
Is that cat talking?
***SIGN*** Is that you, Saruta?
**[10:41] Saruta**
Are you... Nekohira?!
**[10:43] Junna**
Violent lady...
**[10:45] Junna**
This cat is talking funny!
**[10:47] Junna**
And I can hear a man
behind me for some reason.
**[10:51] Suzuki**
Just don't move!
**[10:53] Suzuki**
* The enemy's a male...*
* And what's with that cat?*
**[10:57] Junna**
This is kinda scary!
**[10:59] Junna**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[11:00] Suzuki**
Don't hurt her! She's a civilian!
What do you want?
**[11:04] Suzuki**
* Good. As long as he's got a hold*
* on her, I can buy more time.*
**[11:09] Nekohira**
Hey, Saruta. That kunoichi...
**[11:12] Nekohira**
Isn't that Suzuki?
**[11:15] Saruta**
No way! Her face and voice
are totally different.
**[11:18] Saruta**
This is the girl they've got
infiltrating Kodan High School.
**[11:23] Nekohira**
It's easy to change your appearance.
**[11:27] Nekohira**
You know this already,
but I've got a real smell fetish.
**[11:30] Nekohira**
And becoming a cat
has given it a huge boost.
**[11:32] Nekohira**
I still remember the smell
of Suzuki's sweat vividly!
**[11:40] (Flashback) Saruta**
U-Um... Would you please...
I mean, do you wanna... well...
**[11:46] (Flashback) Saruta**
g-go out with me?
**[11:49] (Flashback) Suzuki**
I'm sorry!
**[11:53] (Flashback) Suzuki**
I know exactly how you feel, Saruta-kun.
**[11:57] (Flashback) Suzuki**
I feel the same way.
**[12:00] (Flashback) Saruta**
Suzuki-san...
**[12:02] (Flashback) Suzuki**
But when we graduate,
**[12:04] (Flashback) Suzuki**
there's no telling what kind of ninja
duty we'll be assigned to, right?
**[12:07] (Flashback) Suzuki**
Onikobe is going to be an overseas operator,
and who knows what'll happen to me?
**[12:12] Saruta**
* I saw her shoulders heaving as she walked*
* away, and all I could do was watch...*
**[12:18] (Flashback) Nekohira**
Hey, Saruta! I came up with a cat language!
**[12:21] (Flashback) Nekohira**
Check it!
***SIGN*** Ninja Technical School - Day of Graduation
**[12:26] Teacher**
The Kunoichi Program has
two valedictorians this year:
**[12:30] (Flashback) Teacher**
Suzuki and Onikobe.
**[12:32] (Flashback) Teacher**
The two of them have used the seduction
arts over the last three years,
**[12:37] (Flashback) Teacher**
resulting in 24 confessions for each
of them, numbering a total of 48.
**[12:41] (Flashback) Teacher**
And none of those 48 idiots realized
they were in a honey trap.
**[12:46] (Flashback) Nekohira**
O-Onikobe... You're kidding me.
**[12:50] Saruta**
*I'll never forget the smug look on her face!*
**[12:55] Nekohira**
Please, Saruta.
**[12:56] Nekohira**
Kill me while I've still got my memories!
**[13:00] Nekohira**
Come on, Saruta! Are you listening?
**[13:03] Saruta**
Oh, sorry.
**[13:05] Nekohira**
Oh, no... Hurry... My memories...
**[13:13] Junna**
Stitches ran off...
**[13:16] Junna**
Now what do I do?
**[13:21] Saruta**
This isn't where you die.
**[13:25] Saruta**
It'll be at Kodan High School.
**[13:33] Suzuki**
Are you okay?
**[13:35] Junna**
Not even a little!
**[13:38] Saruta**
*Suzuki...*
**[13:39] Saruta**
*Dying in a school suits you perfectly.*
**[13:45] Taira**
Well?
**[13:46] Ranran**
"Well" nothing. It doesn't even
show up on the footage.
**[13:51] Ranran**
See? Magazines fall over.
Plastic bottles, too.
**[13:54] Ranran**
They're not even being careful.
**[13:56] Ranran**
After this is when the lady gets cut down,
but you can't see the blade, either.
**[14:03] Taira**
Just get to the point.
**[14:05] Taira**
Was that thing built by the Ninja Lab?
**[14:08] Ranran**
Unfortunately, nothing exists
in my department
**[14:12] Ranran**
that can erase visibility for
a sword quite so perfectly.
**[14:16] Ranran**
This tech would have every
mouth back at the lab watering.
**[14:22] Onikobe**
Ninja Chief Kato, it's dangerous
to operate individually.
**[14:26] Kato**
Who do you think you're talking to?
**[14:29] Onikobe**
But, sir, this emergency
summons is suspicious.
**[14:32] Onikobe**
Might it be a trap?
**[14:34] Onikobe**
I should attend as your guard.
**[14:36] Kato**
You'll be on standby.
**[14:38] Onikobe**
My Marishiten's sensors are
picking up multiple readings.
**[14:42] Onikobe**
There are people in Marishiten 3.5s,
and they've already surrounded us.
**[14:47] Kato**
Did you not hear me when I said
you're on standby, Onikobe?
**[14:51] Onikobe**
Sir!
**[14:55] Ozu**
Come to think of it,
there was that overseas mission...
**[14:58] Ozu**
We were cleaning up a drug cartel after a
crackdown by the Navy SEALs, but it went south,
**[15:03] Ozu**
and we were trapped in wetlands just
like these with Commander Sasama.
**[15:08] Ozu**
I think the Marishiten model
at the time was 2.0?
**[15:11] Ozu**
They were so damn heavy,
on the fritz from the humidity...
**[15:14] Ozu**
Then the drug trafficking tunnels we were
hiding in got lit up with a flamethrower.
**[15:18] Ozu**
Everyone died but the three of us.
**[15:22] Ozu**
You and I got cooked pretty bad
protecting Chief Sasama.
**[15:26] Ozu**
Granted, that led to the Ninja Lab
giving me my old face back,
**[15:30] Ozu**
so I could finally come back to Japan.
**[15:32] Ozu**
And yet I find myself bored.
**[15:35] Ozu**
Maybe in the end, we've got an urge
to seek out conflict after all!
**[15:39] Kato**
Could you can the chitchat?
**[15:42] Ozu**
Relax. I mean, they might
think they're hidden,
**[15:45] Ozu**
but you can tell how much bloodlust
we're surrounded by, right?
**[15:48] Kato**
Yeah.
**[15:50] Ozu**
The Rainbow Hound is around, too.
**[15:54] Ozu**
Which means... Well, you know.
**[15:59] Kato**
*The Rainbow Hound...*
**[16:01] Kato**
*Kumogakure Nijiro is nearby.*
**[16:05] Kato**
* And if the Rainbow Hound is part of security,*
* then there must be jonin class around...*
**[16:12] Sasama**
Hey, there you are.
**[16:14] Kato**
Sasama...san?
**[16:17] Sasama**
Kato, have you lost some weight?
**[16:24] Kato**
*Could it be?!*
**[16:25] Taira**
Hey. Been a while, Kato.
**[16:30] Taira**
Why's Onikobe in Japan, working with you?
**[16:35] Taira**
And can you explain how, as soon as
she gets back, there was a killing?
**[16:42] Sasama**
Lower the sword, Taira.
**[16:49] Suzuki**
Hey, Onikobe.
**[16:51] Suzuki**
I know you're in there. Come on out.
**[16:54] Suzuki**
I haven't seen you since graduation.
Let's chat.
**[17:01] Suzuki**
Wow, going invisible? What's up?
**[17:04] Suzuki**
I'm putting myself out here.
Are you that scared of losing to me?
**[17:16] Suzuki**
Relax. The people who are
hiding won't make a move.
**[17:24] Suzuki**
So fast—
**[17:38] Suzuki**
Okay, stop.
**[17:40] Suzuki**
You really are a lot stronger.
**[17:42] Suzuki**
I guess I don't stand a
chance against someone
**[17:45] Suzuki**
who's been fighting on the front lines...
**[17:47] Suzuki**
I got attacked last night.
**[17:49] Suzuki**
By someone with complete invisibility.
**[17:52] Onikobe**
You think that was me?
**[17:54] Suzuki**
Hardly. You would've kept
going until I was dead.
**[17:59] Suzuki**
But the bigwigs suspect you and your boss.
**[18:02] Suzuki**
The attacker knew that I was
infiltrating a school on a mission.
**[18:07] Suzuki**
This is speculation,
**[18:09] Suzuki**
but I think it might be one of the classmates
we caught with our honey trap project.
**[18:14] Suzuki**
Can you think of anyone who'd hate us?
**[18:17] Onikobe**
Too many to remember specifics, but...
**[18:23] Onikobe**
I'll kill them if they come at me.
**[18:24] Suzuki**
I bet you will! Welcome home, Onikobe.
**[18:29] Suzuki**
Hard to tell with everyone wearing masks.
**[18:32] Suzuki**
All the guys in our class
asked you out, right?
**[18:36] Onikobe**
A few of the girls, too.
**[18:37] Suzuki**
Yeah, you always were a hit with the girls.
**[18:41] Suzuki**
I can understand why they'd be mad,
but who'd go as far as murder?
**[18:46] Onikobe**
There was a guy who confessed in cat talk.
**[18:50] Suzuki**
Oh, I remember!
**[18:51] Suzuki**
I cracked up when he tried that with me.
**[18:54] Suzuki**
Just kept meowing, and I had
no idea what he was saying.
**[18:57] Onikobe**
It was annoying enough
that I considered killing him.
**[18:57] Sign**
Saruta
**[18:57] Sign**
Nekohira
**[18:59] Suzuki**
What was his name? Nekota?
**[19:00] Onikobe**
No. Nekohira.
**[19:03] Suzuki**
Neko... Saru...
**[19:06] Suzuki**
There was that Saruta guy, too.
**[19:09] Suzuki**
I don't remember him too well,
but he had a real cowardly look to his eyes.
**[19:14] Suzuki**
Don't really remember anything else...
**[19:17] Suzuki**
I'm thinking, if things move fast,
**[19:18] Suzuki**
there'll be an attack at the school
before the end of the week.
**[19:22] Suzuki**
The Ninja Lab's looking into it, but...
**[19:25] Suzuki**
According to a kouhai who works there,
**[19:27] Suzuki**
this might've been a new suit deployed by UN.
**[19:32] Suzuki**
Newer than your Marishiten 3.5
or the latest 4.0, even.
**[19:37] Suzuki**
Isn't that exciting?
**[19:38] Onikobe**
I really wanna fight UN.
**[19:41] Suzuki**
Wanna kill him together?
**[19:42] Onikobe**
Yeah.
**[19:47] Ozu**
*Oh my God... That baby is adorable!*
**[19:51] Sasama**
The Ninja Lab thinks that the killing
**[19:54] Sasama**
was carried out by someone in a
new model of suit deployed by UN.
**[19:58] Sasama**
Kato, whose orders are you under?
**[20:02] Kato**
Okay, I understand.
**[20:04] Kato**
That explains why you have someone
higher-ranked than a jonin with you.
**[20:08] Sasama**
You're exactly right, Kato.
**[20:11] Sasama**
You're looking at one of the
seven chief NIN officers, Tara.
**[20:19] Ozu**
*Seriously?!*
**[20:20] Ozu**
* I thought he was Commander Sasama's*
* kid and gave him head pats!*
**[20:24] Sasama**
It hasn't been long since the surgery,
**[20:26] Sasama**
and we'll have to wait a while
before he's able to converse,
**[20:30] Sasama**
but he's here in order to establish
the lines of communication.
**[20:33] Kato**
*A brain transplant...*
**[20:35] Kato**
* I had heard there was a success*
* with animals, but even humans now?*
**[20:40] Ozu**
*Wait.*
**[20:41] Ozu**
* What happened to*
* Commander Sasama's kid, then?*
**[20:45] Ozu**
*Did they—*
**[20:51] Ozu**
*So cute! Like a little dumpling!*
**[20:54] Sasama**
All right, Kato.
**[20:56] Sasama**
Either you've been under orders from
someone else without my knowledge...
**[21:00] Sasama**
Or maybe you've been acting
on your own, without any orders.
**[21:05] Sasama**
All I need to do is ask the functional
head of NIN, Tara, to learn the truth.
**[21:12] Kato**
By all means, then.
**[21:15] Sasama**
I know better than most that you
wouldn't crack under NIN torture.
**[21:24] Sasama**
But I'm willing to overlook this string
of unilateral calls you've made.
**[21:29] Sasama**
In exchange, I want you to
demonstrate your loyalty to NIN.
**[21:35] Sasama**
Crawl between the Rainbow Hound's legs.
**[21:41] Suzuki**
Hey!
**[21:42] Suzuki**
Now they're suspecting me because of you!
**[21:46] Onikobe**
* Should I take her hostage...*
* or fight with her help?*
**[21:50] Suzuki**
*What now?*
**[21:52] Suzuki**
* Do I let myself get taken hostage,*
* or fight with Onikobe*
**[21:56] Suzuki**
* and try to get injured enough*
* to take tomorrow off school?*
**[22:00] Suzuki**
* If UN really does attack the school,*
* regardless of how the fight turns out,*
**[22:06] Suzuki**
*there's a chance NIN will use Escape.*
**[22:08] Suzuki**
*And if that happens, I die either way.*
**[22:11] Suzuki**
*Oh, Yoshida-sensei...*
**[22:15] Suzuki**
*I can't die. He'd be so sad.*
**[22:19] Suzuki**
*A shinobi's true job is to survive.*
**[22:22] Suzuki**
*Wait for me, Yoshida-sensei!*
***SIGN*** Episode 8: "Every Last Ninja on the Surface Will Be Annihilated"
**[23:55] Kuro**
Noguchi is ranked in the 90s for most
common Japanese family names.
**[23:58] Noguchi**
For real? You're not lying again?
**[24:01] Kuro**
Come on, now. I've got an
"I die if I lie" disease.
**[24:04] Noguchi**
If that's a lie, then you're dead.
**[24:06] Kuro**
I am? Why?
**[24:07] Noguchi**
I don't know! And you probably won't!
# E8 - Every Last Ninja on the Surface Will Be Annihilated
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0WQGN/every-last-ninja-on-the-surface-will-be-annihilated)
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**[00:01] Sasama**
I want you to demonstrate
your loyalty to NIN.
**[00:05] Sasama**
Crawl between the Rainbow Hound's legs, Kato.
**[00:16] Sasama**
What's wrong, Kato?
**[00:18] Sasama**
Too proud to crawl under there?
**[00:22] Sasama**
Or is it that you refuse to
swear fealty to Tara? To NIN?
**[00:44] Sasama**
What do you think, Kato?
**[00:45] Sasama**
What's the view like from between
the Rainbow Hound's legs?
**[00:56] Kato**
* Despite how old and faded they've become,*
* the seven leaders still cling to power.*
**[01:02] Kato**
*NIN might be done for.*
**[01:10] Suzuki**
Huh? They're gone.
**[01:14] Suzuki**
I guess we don't have to fight.
**[01:17] Suzuki**
*Now I have to go to school after all.*
**[01:20] Onikobe**
*Chief Ninja Kato's vitals are still active.*
**[01:23] Onikobe**
*He's alive.*
**[01:26] Noguchi**
*When I wake up, it'll be Monday.*
**[01:29] Noguchi**
*I really don't wanna go to school...*
**[03:10] ---**
LIVE
Rocket launched with
satellite cargo "forgotten"
***SIGN*** Episode 8: "Every Last Ninja on the Surface Will Be Annihilated"
**[03:10] News Announcer**
* NASA has said the satellite scheduled*
* to be aboard the rocket*
**[03:14] News Announcer**
* that was recently launched was,*
* due to an error, not loaded.*
**[03:17] News Announcer**
*According to workers involved with
the launch, the one in charge of...*
**[03:18] Noguchi Dad**
What the heck?!
**[03:22] Noguchi**
I saw something!
There was something there!
**[03:24] Noguchi**
Eyes! Floating eyes! Above my bed!
**[03:27] Nocuchi Dad**
Eyes? You sure it wasn't Mii-chan?
**[03:30] Noguchi**
You know how she likes to sleep on your chest,
on account of it not being too bumpy.
**[03:36] Noguchi**
First off, rude!
**[03:37] Noguchi**
And Mii-chan is right there!
**[03:40] Dad**
Hey, she is. And she's so cute!
**[03:44] Noguchi**
Mom, is this house haunted or something?!
**[03:47] Noguchi Mom**
Don't be rude. Your father begged
the bank to give us a 40-year loan
**[03:51] Noguchi Mom**
instead of a 30-year one to pay
for this house, you know.
**[03:55] Nocuchi Dad**
That's right.
**[03:56] Nocuchi Dad**
I'm probably gonna die before it's paid off,
too, so good luck with that.
**[04:00] Noguchi**
No way! Quit trying to stick
me with a bunch of debt!
**[04:06] Noguchi**
Talking to those two is exhausting...
**[04:12] Noguchi**
Well, I don't *think* anyone's here.
**[04:19] Noguchi**
Man, what was that all about?
**[04:28] Noguchi**
*Better get some sleep.*
**[04:40] Noguchi**
It happened again! It happened again!
**[04:42] Kuro**
Would you knock it off with the screaming?
**[04:44] Kuro**
It's just me. Kuro.
**[04:46] Kuro**
No perverts here.
**[04:48] Noguchi**
Kuro-kun?
**[04:50] Noguchi**
What are you doing in my house?!
**[04:53] Kuro**
Am I not allowed to just come in?
**[04:55] Noguchi**
Obviously not!
**[04:57] Noguchi**
How'd you even get in?!
**[05:00] Kuro**
The window.
**[05:01] Noguchi**
"The window," my ass!
**[05:03] Noguchi**
You can't just break in! If the school
found out, you could get expelled!
**[05:07] Kuro**
It's fine. The school's gonna be gone soon.
**[05:12] Kuro**
Don't come to school tomorrow, Noguchi.
**[05:17] Kuro**
See ya.
**[05:21] Kuro**
That's all. I'm going now.
**[05:23] Noguchi**
That's all? You're not gonna do anything?
**[05:31] Noguchi**
Hey, wait!
**[05:34] Noguchi**
What's this stuff about the school being gone?
**[05:37] Kuro**
Blown up, probably?
**[05:39] Noguchi**
What the hell?
**[05:40] Noguchi**
Do you wanna come in
for a drink or something?
**[05:43] Kuro**
Nah, I'm tired. Bye.
**[05:47] Noguchi**
Seriously?! You take a huge risk
like this and just waltz off?!
**[05:53] Noguchi**
*He really did leave.*
**[05:55] Noguchi**
*What is that guy's deal?*
**[06:02] Yoshida**
*A bunch of rejections and rewrites again.*
**[06:06] Yoshida**
*Does Editor Suzuki hate me or something?*
**[06:10] Yoshida**
*My name is Yoshida Akikazu.*
**[06:13] Yoshida**
*I'm a historical novelist.*
**[06:15] Yoshida**
* In the two decades and change since*
* becoming a writer, I've had no success,*
**[06:19] Yoshida**
*so now I write speculative fiction.*
**[06:21] Yoshida**
* Alternate history sci-fi stories, in other*
* words, in order to make ends meet.*
**[06:27] Yoshida**
I guess I'll go to bed for tonight.
**[06:35] Yoshida**
*I really hope someone shows up tonight.*
**[06:39] Yoshida**
* I make a habit of unlocking*
* my doors and windows,*
**[06:44] Yoshida**
* and putting an eye mask on,*
* before going to bed.*
**[06:46] Yoshida**
* The reason dates back to over ten years ago,*
* when I'd just fallen asleep one night...*
**[06:51] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
Wake up.
**[06:53] Yoshida**
* I've kept up the habit ever since I woke*
* up to a ninja sitting next to my pillow.*
**[07:06] Yoshida**
* He had the kind of bottomless lung capacity*
* you'd expect from a practiced throat-singer.*
**[07:11] Yoshida**
*That was what convinced me he was a ninja.*
**[07:16] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
Close your eyes.
**[07:20] (Flashback) Yoshida**
I'm closing them! They're closed!
**[07:24] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
December 18, 1996...
**[07:28] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
Fifteen terrorists holed up in a Japanese
embassy, taking 100 hostages,
**[07:33] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
including embassy staff and employees
of various Japanese businesses.
**[07:39] Yoshida**
* Is he talking about the Japanese*
* embassy hostage crisis in Peron?*
**[07:44] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
The entire time, the Japanese government put
an emphasis on the safety of the hostages,
**[07:49] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
and pressured the Republic to
take a safety-first approach.
**[07:52] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
Four months later, on April 23, 1997, at dawn...
**[08:00] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
A special forces unit from the
Republic of Peron began their raid.
**[08:04] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
One hostage, two of the team's operators,
and all fifteen terrorists were killed.
**[08:10] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
That's what the public knows of the incident.
**[08:14] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
But an hour before that operation began,
**[08:17] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
a team of seven ninja, including myself,
**[08:19] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
infiltrated the residence through a
different underground access point.
**[08:21] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
We were able to disarm the
terrorists without killing them.
**[08:25] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
And right when the Republic government was
being informed of this bloodless solution...
**[08:28] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
The raid began.
**[08:32] Yoshida**
*Why?*
**[08:33] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
You're wondering why?
**[08:35] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
Because the Republic's administration...
or rather, its president at the time,
**[08:40] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
had planned a political assassination
on one of the hostages.
**[08:45] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
The seven of us ended up having to
fight 200 special forces operators.
**[08:50] Yoshida**
* Two hundred versus seven?!*
* What an incredible disadvantage!*
**[08:54] Yoshida**
* What happened to the ninja?!*
* I just have to know!*
**[08:58] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
No one in Japan knows the truth
about what happened...
**[09:02] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
About the five comrades I lost on that day.
**[09:06] Yoshida**
* And after he said that,*
* the blade across my neck was gone.*
**[09:11] Yoshida**
* I had to wonder if he told me, a writer,*
* because he wanted the world to know.*
**[09:19] Yoshida**
* At the time, I was barely*
* eking out an existence,*
**[09:22] Yoshida**
*with both my water and gas turned off.*
**[09:25] Yoshida**
* I took the risk of turning the story*
* I had been told into a book,*
**[09:28] Yoshida**
*which found a publisher.*
**[09:30] Yoshida**
The Seven Ninja Liberate the Japanese Embassy
*sold decently enough,*
**[09:35] Yoshida**
* but readers thought it was speculative*
* fiction, and no one took it seriously.*
**[09:41] Yoshida**
* But I believe that it found*
* an audience with ninja...*
**[09:46] (Flashback) Ninja 2**
There are people who know
that the February 26th incident
**[09:48] (Flashback) Ninja 2**
was rooted in something that
happened on February 22nd,
**[09:53] (Flashback) Ninja 2**
but you've probably never heard about
the Nin-Nin-Ni-Ni-Nin Incident,
**[09:56] (Flashback) Ninja 2**
which took place on February 22nd
of the 22nd year of Heisei, have you?
**[10:02] (Flashback) Ninja 3**
The Japanese Paleolithic hoax, right?
**[10:05] (Flashback) Ninja 3**
It all started when I was excavating
some ore to use for ninjutsu...
**[10:11] (Flashback) Ninja 4**
You remember those Air Max hunters?
**[10:13] (Flashback) Ninja 4**
Well, we're the reason you don't
hear about them anymore.
**[10:17] Yoshida**
* And so, in that fashion, these ninja*
* would visit me from time to time*
**[10:20] Yoshida**
* to share their exploits, which would*
* otherwise be kept to the shadows of history.*
**[10:25] (Flashback) Sasama**
The hot springs scandal...
**[10:28] (Flashback) Sasama**
I was actually the first one to suspect
something was up with the water quality,
**[10:32] (Flashback) Sasama**
and send it in for appraisal.
**[10:34] Yoshida**
*What is that sound?*
**[10:36] (Flashback) Yoshida**
And how did you know?
**[10:38] (Flashback) Sasama**
I was soaking after a certain mission,
**[10:41] (Flashback) Sasama**
and I could tell that the healing
effects were slower than usual.
**[10:46] (Flashback) Hibi**
Ninja High got hit with lightning,
and what happened to me was frightening!
**[10:50] Yoshida**
*Is he... rapping?*
**[10:52] (Flashback) Hibi**
Duel to the death with a homie to graduate,
**[10:54] (Flashback) Hibi**
we coulda both died, it woulda been fate.
**[10:57] (Flashback) Hibi**
That's what I thought, but then
he lured me to the perfect spot...
**[11:02] (Flashback) Hibi**
I get a bolt to the dome without a fight,
he gets to finish school and see the light!
**[11:08] (Flashback) Hibi**
I get fried, only now here
after I almost died.
**[11:11] (Flashback) Hibi**
Dude gets to complete his graduation arc...
**[11:14] (Flashback) Hibi**
I get left to dwell in the dark.
**[11:17] (Flashback) Hibi**
Been reborn, so call me in a new way,
**[11:20] (Flashback) Hibi**
Miracle Lichtenberg Everyday!
**[11:23] (Flashback) Hibi**
Born in Tokyo, from the 2-2,
**[11:26] (Flashback) Hibi**
and if you see someone creeping,
you can bet they a ninja!
**[11:32] Yoshida**
*I don't think I'll use this one.*
**[11:36] Yoshida**
* It was some ten years after ninja had*
* begun telling me about themselves...*
**[11:43] (Flashback) Yamada**
Wake up.
**[11:46] Yoshida**
*This ninja was different.*
**[11:49] (Flashback) Yamada**
Are you the one writing down
the idle chatter of these shinobi?
**[11:54] Yoshida**
*"These shinobi"? Is she not one?*
**[11:58] Yoshida**
*The atmosphere was tense.*
**[12:00] Yoshida**
* I was far more frightened than when*
* someone had put a blade to my neck,*
**[12:04] Yoshida**
* and my body froze up like*
* I had sleep paralysis.*
**[12:08] (Flashback) Yamada**
Every last ninja on the surface
will be annihilated.
**[12:13] Yoshida**
*She's going to wipe out those ninja?! Why?*
**[12:17] Yoshida**
* I thought I'd braced myself to die for asking*
* that question, but it didn't come out.*
**[12:22] Yoshida**
*So many ninja had told me about the past,*
**[12:25] Yoshida**
* but this woman was the only one*
* who spoke of the future.*
**[13:00] Nekohira**
*Hey. Wake up! I'm hungry!*
**[13:05] Nekohira**
*Man, these boobs are downright criminal.*
**[13:07] Nekohira**
*Look at them jiggle!*
**[13:11] Kawado**
Come on, sir, that costs extra!
**[13:14] Nekohira**
* Wait... NIN's ninja lab*
* transplanted my brain into a cat.*
**[13:22] Nekohira**
*It looks like my human memories are back.*
**[13:27] Nekohira**
* And... the one who delivered a*
* fatal blow to my human body...*
**[13:34] Nekohira**
*was someone from the Kumogakure clan.*
**[13:41] Nekohira**
* I don't think this is the guy who*
* did me in, but he's still an enemy.*
**[13:46] Nekohira**
* And I might not be able to*
* kill him myself anymore...*
**[13:51] Nekohira**
*but Saruta will avenge me.*
**[13:56] Kuro**
I don't think so.
**[13:59] Nekohira**
*He read my mind?!*
**[14:02] Kuro**
Look, I have an idea what happened to you,
**[14:07] Kuro**
but I don't think you're
gonna be killing me.
**[14:10] Kuro**
You should be glad.
Life as a cat has gotta be carefree.
**[14:14] Nekohira**
*Oh, this asshole!*
**[14:17] Nekohira**
*Crap, here it comes.*
**[14:19] Nekohira**
*My head's getting hazy...*
**[14:36] Kuro**
I'm counting on you.
**[14:40] Ono**
Hey, Kuro-kun. Good morning.
**[14:42] Kuro**
Ono-san. Off to get laid
first thing in the morning?
**[14:46] Kuro**
You keep those working girls busy.
**[14:47] Ono**
No! I'm going to my job! Where I work!
**[14:51] Ono**
A fight with Yankii High, huh?
**[14:54] Ono**
Well, back in my day, those kinda inter-school
beefs were just the daily routine.
**[14:58] Ono**
Got into a few scraps myself.
**[15:02] Kuro**
You don't have to lie.
**[15:04] Kuro**
Doesn't making up past glory
like that embarrass you?
**[15:08] Ono**
Uh, it's not made up!
**[15:11] Kuro**
No, I'm pretty sure it is.
**[15:12] Ono**
What makes you so sure?!
**[15:14] Ono**
I'm telling you, it happened!
**[15:16] Ono**
I'll show you my school album tonight!
Come by my room!
**[15:20] Kuro**
I guess delusions can get so vivid it becomes
hard to even realize they're false, huh?
**[15:24] Ono**
Why are you so damn certain I'm lying?!
**[15:28] Ono**
Don't forget to drop by!
**[15:30] Kuro**
Sure. If I'm alive.
**[15:41] Ono**
*No bag, and barefoot...*
**[15:44] Ono**
* It's almost refreshing how*
* brazen you are, Kuro-kun.*
**[15:56] Hibi**
* Hey, Kuro. I think this is the*
* first time you've ever called me.*
**[16:00] Kuro**
There's going to be an attack
on Kodan High School today,
**[16:03] Kuro**
but we'll leave that to a separate unit.
**[16:05] Hibi**
Which means...
**[16:07] Kuro**
We're hitting the real target.
**[16:09] Kuro**
Are you ready, Hibi?
**[16:18] Hibi**
I guess shuddering in anticipation
really is a thing, Kuro!
**[16:24] Eita**
*Oh, damn.*
**[16:27] Eita**
* I'm hanging out with the hottest*
* girl in school, Yamada-san!*
**[16:35] Yoshida**
* Suzuki-san's coming to pick up*
* the manuscript today...*
**[16:43] Yoshida**
*This sensation... It's the same!*
**[16:50] Yoshida**
*It was her!*
**[16:52] Yamada**
Oh, Kiryu-kun? It's been so long!
**[16:55] Yamada**
Where are you?
**[16:57] Yamada**
Space?!
**[16:59] Yamada**
That's so cool!
**[17:00] Eita**
* Kiryu is the most popular*
* guy at school, right?*
**[17:04] Eita**
* I guess it makes sense the hottest girl*
* would have that kinda social circle.*
**[17:09] Yamada**
Sure, I'll pass it on.
**[17:11] Yamada**
See ya! Hope you have fun.
**[17:15] Eita**
Say, Yamada-san... I haven't seen
Kiryu-kun around since he quit the club.
**[17:23] Yamada**
He quit school, I think.
**[17:24] Yamada**
Considering he's in space.
**[17:26] Yamada**
Seems he wanted to play
with Kuro-kun, though.
**[17:29] Eita**
*Space?*
**[17:31] Eita**
*What the hell is she talking about?*
**[17:36] Eita**
Y'know, I have no idea
what Kuro-kun is thinking.
**[17:39] Eita**
Picking a fight with Yankii High...
**[17:41] Eita**
They're so dumb, I hear they dig
to look up their test scores.
**[17:45] Eita**
You might not know about this
since you're a transfer student,
**[17:48] Eita**
but there's a rumor that 70% of the crime
in Nerima stems from Yankii High.
**[17:54] Yankee 1**
Hey!
**[17:56] Eita**
Yeah?
**[17:58] Yankee 1**
Dude, you've been talking crap
about our school this whole time.
**[18:02] Yankee 2**
Granted, it's all true.
**[18:04] Yankee 2**
How about you come with us?
**[18:05] Yankee 1**
I mean, we're not exactly in love
with our alma mater, but...
**[18:09] Yankee 1**
Hearing all those blatant insults
is still annoying, y'know?
**[18:14] Yankee 2**
What's an alma mater again?
**[18:16] Yankee 1**
Google it, man!
**[18:17] Eita**
Um, I'll apologize, so please let me go...
**[18:21] Yankee 1**
If apologies were worth anything,
there'd never be any war, my man.
**[18:25] Yankee 1**
Just crack open a history book.
**[18:28] Yankee 1**
And if you're admitting you were wrong,
**[18:30] Yankee 1**
I'd say compensation comes
with an apology, y'know?
**[18:33] Yamada**
Huh? Eita-kun? What's wrong?
**[18:38] Yankee 2**
She's hot!
**[18:40] Yankee 1**
This guy was spouting nonsense about
our school that may or may not be true,
**[18:43] Yankee 1**
and ruining its rep.
**[18:45] Eita**
Look, I apologized...
**[18:47] Yamada**
Eita-kun tends to get a big
head when he's around me.
**[18:51] Yamada**
I'm sorry! Would you forgive him?
**[18:54] Yankee 1**
Wait, what? Are you two going out?
**[18:57] Yankee 2**
There's no way...
**[18:59] Yamada**
I mean, it's embarrassing to hear
someone come out and ask, but...
**[19:04] Yamada**
I think it's fair to say
we are, right, Eita-kun?
**[19:11] Yankee 1**
*With a twerp like this? What the hell?*
**[19:14] Yankee 2**
*I shoulda gone to a co-ed school...*
**[19:18] Yankee 1**
Well, if he's your boyfriend, I'd say
that calls for collective responsibility!
**[19:22] Yankee 1**
How about you show us your
panties to make up for it?
**[19:25] Eita**
*What? How does that make sense?*
**[19:31] Yamada**
Well, if you'll let my trashy
Eita-kun off the hook...
**[19:37] Yamada**
Okay.
**[19:39] Yankee 2**
*It's okay?!*
**[19:40] Yankee 1**
*Glad I asked, damn.*
**[19:41] Eita**
*Is it, though?!*
**[19:43] Eita**
*And she called me trash...*
**[19:54] Yamada**
You won't be able to see
unless you get closer.
**[20:11] Eita**
Ow!
**[20:29] Yankee 1**
P-Please don't hurt us anymore!
**[20:32] Yamada**
Kumogakure Kuro-kun and
Hibi Miracle-kun and Eita-kun here,
**[20:38] Yamada**
and then one other guy... uh...
**[20:41] Yamada**
whose name I forgot, I think.
**[20:43] Yamada**
But the four of them are going
to raid your school, okay?
**[20:47] Yamada**
So tell all your friends.
**[20:52] Yamada**
Come on, now, Eita-kun.
**[20:54] Eita**
Y-Yeah...
**[20:59] Noguchi**
*Kuro-kun told me to stay home yesterday,*
**[21:02] Noguchi**
*but here I am at school.*
**[21:04] Director**
Excuse me, miss?
**[21:06] Director**
I think his name was Kumogakure-kun...
**[21:08] Director**
Is he not here yet?
***SIGN*** Sawada Glass Repair Company
**[21:13] Yankee 1**
We really appreciate this, man.
**[21:15] Yankee 2**
I think my nose might be broken.
**[21:18] Yankee 1**
Seriously, big thanks
for helping patch us up.
**[21:21] Hibi**
So, who got you guys?
**[21:24] Manager**
It's been a while, young master Kumogakure.
**[21:27] Kuro**
Do you have weapons for me?
**[21:30] Manager**
Of course.
**[21:32] Manager**
It's nearly time. We're all counting on you.
**[21:36] Manager**
You can put it on any finger you like.
**[21:40] Manager**
The GPS installed on it will make
sure a weapon is sent to you,
**[21:44] Manager**
no matter where you are.
**[21:47] Manager**
Do you think you can win this one?
**[21:49] Kuro**
I'd say it's even odds.
**[21:51] Yankee 1**
Oh, yeah, it was this tall dude
with his hair slicked back.
**[21:54] Yankee 1**
He just laid into us when our guard was down!
**[21:58] Yankee 1**
And he said something about some guys
named Kumogakure and Hibi
**[22:02] Yankee 1**
and a few more coming
to our school to rumble!
**[22:08] Hibi**
I think that means the two of us.
**[22:12] Kuro**
Let's go, Hibi.
**[22:14] Kuro**
You two are coming, too.
***SIGN*** Episode 9: "I'm Gonna Go Down in Shinobi History"
**[23:55] Kawado**
Speaking of names, most of the guys who
come to my place use such obvious aliases.
**[24:00] Kuro**
I wonder if Ono-san would use
something like "Amano-san."
**[24:02] Kawado**
Oh, man, I bet he does all kinds
of nasty stuff as Amano-san!
**[24:04] Ono**
Could you two not turn my name into a joke?
**[24:06] Kuro**
Oh, it's Amano-san who hits up the
sex workers first thing in the morning.
**[24:08] Ono**
My name is Ono!
# E9 - I'm Gonna Go Down in Shinobi History
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXW0JE/im-gonna-go-down-in-shinobi-history)
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***SIGN*** Nice
to
meet
you
Ugly
***SIGN*** Idiot
***SIGN*** 4 Lyfe
***SIGN*** Trash
***SIGN*** Learning is
fundamental
***SIGN*** I'm the strongest Invincible
***SIGN*** Takuro
***SIGN*** Bald
Boss
***SIGN*** Furinkazan
***SIGN*** Demon For Real
***SIGN*** Dumb
ass
***SIGN*** Don't fuck with me!
**[00:12] Eita**
*Ugh, this is really bad...*
**[00:16] Eita**
*I'm actually at Yankii High.*
**[00:19] Yamada**
Eita-kun.
**[00:22] Yamada**
Hand.
**[00:24] Eita**
Huh?
**[00:25] Eita**
Oh, sure.
**[00:27] Yamada**
Okay, here goes.
**[00:30] Eita**
Huh?
**[00:34] Yamada**
Help!
**[00:36] Yamada**
Someone! Help me!
**[00:38] Eita**
*What the hell is happening right now?!*
**[00:41] Eita**
*Settle down, Eita. Keep your cool, Eita!*
**[00:46] Eita**
* I've got a very unique*
* situation going on here.*
**[00:49] Eita**
* Let's compartmentalize*
* while also avoiding reality...*
**[00:52] Eita**
* If I focus purely on the positives*
* for me, then right now...*
**[00:57] Eita**
* the fact remains that I am groping the boobs*
* of the school's hottest girl, Yamada-san.*
**[01:03] Yamada**
Someone!
**[01:06] Eita**
*Huh... Feels funny, though.*
**[01:11] Eita**
* Yeah, I was expecting something*
* like Kawado-san's boobs...*
**[01:14] Eita**
* Not that I've touched them, but I expected*
* something like... the softness of rich soil.*
**[01:21] Eita**
*But these aren't like that!*
**[01:24] Eita**
*They're hard! Like rocks!*
**[01:26] Eita**
* I feel a tension, like I'm*
* rock-climbing without a lifeline.*
**[01:29] Eita**
*These things are my only hope for survival!*
**[01:34] Eita**
*Not that I've ever gone rock-climbing.*
**[01:37] Kawarada**
What's this?
**[01:38] Kawarada**
Hey, kid! What are you doing?
**[01:41] Eita**
Uh, well, this is actually...
**[01:46] Yamada**
Help!
**[01:51] Eita**
* I can't shake the feeling that I've stuck my*
* nose into something extremely dangerous.*
***SIGN*** Episode 9: "I'm Gonna Go Down in Shinobi History"
**[03:31] Ranran**
The sun feels so distant...
**[03:34] Ranran**
It really is a subterranean fortress.
**[03:36] Ranran**
They play up the Nin-Nin theme by
claiming 22 basement levels, but...
**[03:39] Ranran**
The truth is, nobody knows
how deep it actually goes.
**[03:42] Ranran**
I wonder how many ninja will
be delving into this hellhole
**[03:46] Ranran**
to endure nightmare missions today...
**[03:58] Taira**
Working overnight?
**[03:59] Ranran**
Hey, Manager Taira.
This'll be night three for me.
**[04:03] Ranran**
Gotta say, things are already looking bad.
**[04:05] Ranran**
Their gear outperforms our
Marishiten in every way.
**[04:09] Ranran**
Considering our latest model is 4.0,
**[04:12] Ranran**
I'd say they're on 5.0.
**[04:15] Taira**
I don't get technobabble. Any weaknesses?
**[04:18] Ranran**
Nope.
**[04:19] Ranran**
First of all, the latest
model of Marishiten, 4.0,
**[04:23] Ranran**
was designed with a focus on mobility,
with domestic usage in mind.
**[04:26] Ranran**
It's a lightly armed model.
**[04:27] Ranran**
Its bullet- and blade-proofing
aren't that strong.
**[04:30] Ranran**
Compared to the 3.5, a heavy-armor
type developed for use during war,
**[04:35] Ranran**
its design principles are different.
**[04:37] Ranran**
And then there's the enemy's new model,
**[04:39] Ranran**
which has all the strengths of both,
and none of the weaknesses.
**[04:42] Ranran**
I find myself once again wondering
how their tech manages to outdo ours.
**[04:48] Taira**
Break it down in simple terms.
**[04:50] Ranran**
Look here.
**[04:53] Ranran**
It took analysis from the
Ninja Lab's Rappa supercomputer
**[04:56] Ranran**
to get us something more substantial.
**[04:59] Ranran**
The suit takes a blow from a
super-high-strength NIN ninja sword,
**[05:03] Ranran**
but its impact protection
system is strong enough
**[05:05] Ranran**
that it doesn't even leave a scratch.
**[05:07] Ranran**
It even maintains its invisibility.
**[05:11] Taira**
What else?
**[05:14] Ranran**
Manger Taira... If we're going to do this,
we should head to the nap room.
**[05:20] Taira**
And you're gonna update
the front lines with this intel?
**[05:22] Ranran**
Yep. About to send the data
to Chief Ninja Kato...
**[05:28] Ranran**
Actually, I might not be lucky enough
to send it in time for the UN attack.
**[05:34] Ranran**
Or maybe a portion of the
data could be corrupted...
**[05:39] Ranran**
What do you think?
**[05:42] Taira**
Go ahead and send everything to him.
**[05:45] Taira**
If he still dies, then that's that.
**[05:47] Ranran**
Sure, by your command.
**[05:51] Ranran**
* I don't mind Chief Ninja Kato,*
* but I really hope Onikobe dies.*
**[05:56] Ranran**
*That said... something about this is bugging me.*
**[06:01] Ranran**
*UN's invisibility suit is clearly over-spec.*
**[06:06] Ranran**
*Like it has some other purpose...*
**[06:13] Ozu**
Hey, Hachiya-kun? Ozu here.
**[06:15] Ozu**
Sorry to bug you during a mission.
You good to talk?
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[06:19] Hachiya**
It's nice to hear from you, Master.
**[06:22] Hachiya**
I'm good. I was just
finishing morning practice.
**[06:25] Ozu**
*There's a NIN Alert,*
**[06:28] Ozu**
* so Kodan High School is about*
* to become a combat zone.*
**[06:32] Hachiya**
I know.
**[06:34] Ozu**
Normally, you wouldn't be on
the scene for something like this.
**[06:38] Ozu**
I'd rather pull you out ASAP, but...
**[06:41] Hachiya**
Considering whose grandson I am...
**[06:44] Hachiya**
It's important that I show up in the field
so the other genin don't get unruly.
**[06:50] Ozu**
Well, if you do encounter an enemy,
be sure to run for it.
**[06:54] Ozu**
Push comes to shove,
**[06:55] Ozu**
use the Rear Support Maneuvers
Division 2 girl you're with as a shield.
**[07:00] Hachiya**
You don't have to tell me. I know.
**[07:03] Hachiya**
And I fully intend to, Master.
**[07:07] Ozu**
* You gotta survive, kid.*
* You're my ticket to getting promoted.*
**[07:13] Ozu**
* The grandson of Tara,*
* one of the seven NIN leaders.*
**[07:18] Suzuki**
Yo, Ninja Lab's loosest &@*$$^,
what the hell kept you?
**[07:22] Suzuki**
What the fuck am I dealing with here?
**[07:24] Suzuki**
Your message? Yeah, I read it. It was bullshit.
**[07:27] Suzuki**
All you did was yap about how
good the enemy's weapons are.
**[07:30] Suzuki**
I want weaknesses, damn it.
**[07:34] Suzuki**
The fuck you mean, "there are none"?!
**[07:36] Homeroom Teacher**
You there!
**[07:38] Homeroom Teacher**
The use of smartphones on
school grounds is prohibited.
**[07:41] Suzuki**
What did you say?
**[07:44] Suzuki**
* He's not quite Yoshida-sensei,*
* but he's rugged, too!*
**[07:47] Suzuki**
*His old man smell isn't bad, either.*
**[07:50] Homeroom Teacher**
Come on, now...
**[07:52] Suzuki**
I'm so sorry, Sensei.
**[07:54] Suzuki**
My maternal grandmother doesn't have
long left... and I just had to talk to her.
**[08:00] Homeroom Teacher**
Well, in that case, I guess...
**[08:03] Suzuki**
I really appreciate it.
**[08:04] Homeroom Teacher**
Just don't make it obvious.
**[08:06] Suzuki**
Okay.
**[08:08] Suzuki**
Come on, &@*$$^ cheese,
you gotta have something for me.
**[08:11] Suzuki**
This is why everyone thinks
the Ninja Lab is useless!
**[08:15] Ranran**
Come on, Senpai, don't be mean.
**[08:18] Ranran**
I don't have any &@*$$^ cheese.
I'll even let you smell to make sure.
**[08:22] Ranran**
I hate to say it, but NIN is at a
complete technological disadvantage.
**[08:27] Ranran**
You're the only one who's ever fought
that new UN suit and survived.
**[08:33] Ranran**
I don't think it was a coincidence
you dodged that first strike.
**[08:37] Ranran**
*Is there anything that you noticed about it?*
**[08:41] Ranran**
*Maybe in terms of smell?*
**[08:43] Suzuki**
Smell, huh?
**[08:44] Suzuki**
I wasn't really paying attention,
since it didn't smell like old man.
**[08:48] Ranran**
By the way, Senpai,
is Onikobe-senpai with you?
**[08:51] Suzuki**
Yeah, she's right next to me.
**[08:56] Ranran**
*This school will be your tomb!*
**[08:58] Ranran**
*Die, Onikobe!*
**[09:01] Onikobe**
Does she hate me or something?
**[09:04] Suzuki**
Considering you're the one who popped
her eye, I doubt she likes you.
**[09:09] Onikobe**
I only did it because she was annoying.
***SIGN*** Chief Ninja Kato
Call
**[09:13] Kato**
*Onikobe. Suzuki. Are you in position?*
**[09:16] Onikobe**
Yes, Chief Ninja Kato. We're ready.
**[09:20] Kato**
Good. Don't even consider trying
to take the enemy alive.
**[09:24] Kato**
Their death is our top priority.
**[09:26] Kato**
During the operation,
you will not be accountable for anything
**[09:31] Kato**
that you do in front of a Ninja Tribunal.
**[09:34] Kato**
The ROE have been lifted.
**[09:44] Kato**
In addition, for this mission,
I will be joining you.
**[09:52] Azuma**
*Damn it, Eita, you little shit...*
**[09:55] Azuma**
* My dad is Azuma, the former*
* Nerima assemblyman!*
**[09:58] Azuma**
* Don't think you'll get away*
* with what you did.*
**[10:02] Azuma**
*The bullying begins anew today.*
**[10:16] Azuma**
I wonder what I should do to him...
**[10:19] Azuma**
Maybe for... a start...
**[10:25] Azuma**
*Huh?*
**[10:27] Azuma**
*Why...*
**[10:29] Azuma**
*Why can I see... my own... back?*
**[10:33] Azuma**
*Wha...*
**[10:35] Saruta**
All good. I killed someone and kept my cool.
**[10:38] Saruta**
Hell, I enjoyed it.
**[10:40] Saruta**
Nekohira... I'm gonna go
down in shinobi history.
**[10:48] Saruta**
Will I be able to collect a hundred heads?
**[10:56] Noguchi**
* I've been standing here this whole*
* time and he hasn't said a thing.*
**[11:00] Noguchi**
*It's so awkward.*
**[11:03] Noguchi**
*Come on... Gotta talk about something...*
**[11:06] Noguchi**
H-Hey, Director, you've been
working here for a long time, right?
**[11:11] Director**
I have.
**[11:12] Noguchi**
I heard rumors about some caves
in the woods behind the school.
**[11:20] Noguchi**
Sorry!
**[11:23] Director**
*Well.*
**[11:25] Director**
* It looks like both NIN and Rear Support*
* Maneuvers Division 2 have given up on this place.*
**[11:30] Noguchi**
U-Um...
**[11:34] Director**
There are caves, but the entrance
is on school grounds.
**[11:38] Noguchi**
Huh?
**[11:40] Director**
You should use them to escape.
**[11:42] Director**
The campus is already surrounded.
It'd be dangerous to leave any other way.
**[11:48] Director**
Don't get swept up
with the other students.
**[11:51] Director**
Survive, and tell people about this disaster.
**[11:56] Noguchi**
* What the hell?*
* Both the director and Kuro-kun...*
**[12:00] Noguchi**
*What's going to happen?*
**[12:04] Ranran**
Suzuki-senpai!
**[12:06] Ranran**
UN's on the scene.
**[12:08] Suzuki**
I need to know the situation, now.
**[12:10] Ranran**
*'Kay!*
**[12:12] Ranran**
Tengen, our surveillance satellite,
has the footage.
**[12:15] Ranran**
There's a decapitated male student.
**[12:19] Ranran**
Looks like he's already on school grounds.
**[12:22] Ranran**
Caution advised.
**[12:24] Suzuki**
Roger.
**[12:25] Ranran**
*If either of you*
**[12:26] Ranran**
can land a GPS marker on UN during battle,
**[12:31] Ranran**
Escape will be able to kill them
via a saturated bombing attack.
**[12:36] Suzuki**
And if we can't?
**[12:38] Ranran**
In that case, we'll use the GPS coordinates
for the two of you as targets.
**[12:43] Ranran**
* This will also be the case*
* if you two are incapacitated.*
**[12:47] Suzuki**
So we'd better kill UN ourselves, then.
**[12:51] Suzuki**
Time for work, Onikobe.
**[12:53] Teacher**
Lunch break is over!
**[12:57] Teacher**
Anyone still out here?
**[13:16] Saruta**
Man, they don't actually roll that well.
**[13:19] Saruta**
School, huh? Never did like it.
**[13:22] Saruta**
Whole place is suffocating.
**[13:25] Saruta**
* I remember during ninja school,*
* on my way to class,*
**[13:28] Saruta**
*I'd kick any stones in the road...*
**[13:32] Saruta**
*Always had my gaze downcast.*
**[13:35] Rear Ender 1**
Hey, Fatty-take!
**[13:37] Rear Ender 1**
How the hell do you come back with a somen bun
**[13:39] Rear Ender 1**
when I specifically asked for a yakisoba bun?
**[13:41] Rear Ender 1**
You see the problem?
**[13:43] Fatty-take**
It's just... when lunch break is almost over...
**[13:46] Fatty-take**
the most popular stuff is sold out—
**[13:48] Rear Ender 1**
Did I ask you for excuses, Fatty-take?
**[13:51] Rear Ender 2**
She's been in a real mood ever since
Mako-chan took up with that NIN guy.
**[13:56] Rear Ender 1**
This creep looks like he'd
love it if I slugged him.
**[13:59] Fatty-take**
N-No, not at all! Be my guest!
**[14:11] Rear Ender 1**
*Is this NIN?*
**[14:13] Rear Ender 2**
*What's going on here?*
**[14:14] Rear Ender 2**
* Marishiten that are used domestically*
* shouldn't be able to go fully invisible!*
**[14:22] Rear Ender 1**
Don't move, Fatty-take.
**[14:23] Fatty-take**
R-Right!
**[14:24] Rear Ender 1**
Contact Mako-chan right now!
**[14:27] Rear Ender 2**
Right!
**[14:35] Fatty-take**
H-Huh? You... don't weigh much, do you?
**[15:01] Saruta**
You get a ten-second head start.
**[15:03] Saruta**
If I catch you again, you're dead.
**[15:09] Saruta**
*That should kick the panic off.*
**[15:12] Saruta**
*First step is to sow chaos in the school.*
**[15:16] Saruta**
*They used to have me running errands, too...*
**[15:20] (Flashback) Nekohira**
Y'know, when I become a jonin,
**[15:24] (Flashback) Nekohira**
I'm gonna ban the use of cats as weapons.
**[15:28] (Flashback) Saruta**
Nekohira... do you honestly
think you can make jonin?
**[15:34] (Flashback) Nekohira**
What's the harm in talking
about our... dreams?
**[15:43] (Flashback) Nekohira**
Ow!
**[15:45] (Flashback) Juro**
Saruta. Nekohira.
**[15:48] (Flashback) Juro**
Didn't I tell you guys to go buy
hyorogan at the school store?
**[15:55] (Flashback) Juro**
You've got thirty seconds
to buy it and get back here.
**[15:58] (Flashback) Juro**
If you can't manage that...
**[16:01] (Flashback) Juro**
you're dead.
**[16:04] Saruta**
I'll never forget those eyes.
**[16:06] Saruta**
This calls for more... louder... chaos.
**[16:15] Saruta**
Okay, everyone in your seats!
**[16:18] Saruta**
Oh, I guess you're already sitting.
**[16:21] Saruta**
Before class starts, your teacher
has something to tell you.
**[16:25] Saruta**
It turns out he left his body
in the shoe lockers!
**[16:31] Saruta**
*Well, shit. Is this conformity in action?*
**[16:35] Saruta**
Not gonna react? Even a little?
**[16:38] Saruta**
Are your brains working?
**[16:40] Saruta**
* Do these kids not know how to*
* think or act for themselves?*
**[16:45] Saruta**
Oh, well. I blame the system.
**[16:53] Students**
Something's there! Something is in there!
**[16:56] Students**
This is bad!
**[16:59] Students**
Tae-chan!
**[17:09] Girl**
Get a move on already! Go!
**[17:11] Boy**
Shut the fuck up!
**[17:25] Saruta**
Down we go...
**[17:38] Saruta**
Aw, man. The boys' restroom?
**[17:43] Saruta**
You're not a lucky kid, are you?
**[17:47] Saruta**
Well, it is what it is.
**[17:58] Saruta**
Never mind. You get to live.
**[18:02] Saruta**
You won't have to eat in the can anymore.
**[18:05] Saruta**
Hell, as the sole survivor, the press
is gonna be banging down your door.
**[18:15] Balding Teacher**
I don't think I'm getting any signal.
***SIGN*** Faculty Room
**[18:18] Homeroom**
You, too?
**[18:19] Fatty-take**
Excuse me...
**[18:20] Homeroom**
Come on, Fatty-take!
**[18:22] Homeroom**
Class is already—
**[18:25] Fatty-take**
It's just... I-I think an invisible man...
is killing everybody.
**[18:32] Homeroom**
Don't move, Fatty-take!
**[18:34] Students**
No more!
**[18:36] Students**
I don't wanna die!
I don't wanna die!
**[18:38] Suzuki**
Shit. The panic's already set in.
**[18:46] VP**
* This is the vice principal*
* with a message for all students.*
**[18:50] VP**
I've been informed that there is
an intruder on school grounds.
**[18:54] VP**
* For safety's sake, all students are*
* to evacuate to the courtyard.*
**[19:00] Suzuki**
*That's just what he wants.*
**[19:02] VP**
* Please, do not rush,*
* follow your teachers' directions and—*
**[19:08] Director**
*This message is for all students.*
**[19:10] Director**
* The intruder on school grounds*
* was a false report.*
**[19:13] VP**
Wh-Who is that talking?!
**[19:13] Director**
*Please remain in your classrooms.*
**[19:16] Director**
* I repeat, the reporters*
* of an intruder were false.*
**[19:20] Students**
What the hell?
**[19:20] Director**
*Please remain in your classrooms.*
**[19:22] Students**
Who made the report?
**[19:23] Students**
What a pain in the ass...
**[19:25] Director**
* This message is for NIN.*
* The UN has moved to a different building.*
**[19:30] Director**
If you don't pincer him, he'll get away.
**[19:33] Director**
If you're interested in working together,
**[19:35] Director**
head to the blackboard eraser
cleaning station in the hall.
**[19:39] Director**
*You'll be able to reply from there.*
**[19:42] Suzuki**
I guess you want us to
team up, Clairaudience?
**[19:46] Director**
We don't really have a choice.
**[19:49] Suzuki**
* It's been twenty years since*
* he was sent out on loan*
**[19:51] Suzuki**
* from NIN to the Ministry of Welfare's*
* Rear Support Maneuvers Division 2.*
**[19:54] Suzuki**
*I can't even tell whose side he's on anymore.*
**[19:58] Director**
Your ability to search for the enemy
on school grounds is going to be limited,
**[20:02] Director**
and he knows that.
**[20:04] Suzuki**
*Tell me one thing.*
**[20:07] Suzuki**
You're an extremely rare case:
a nukenin who's been allowed live in public.
**[20:13] Suzuki**
You've been here for twenty years. Why?
**[20:17] Suzuki**
What's your reason?
**[20:19] Director**
Watching out for children as they grow up
became my reason for living.
**[20:25] Director**
*Is that a good enough answer?*
**[20:30] Suzuki**
Honestly, hearing about ancient history
from you is a waste of time.
**[20:33] Suzuki**
Will you be handling the pincer attack?
**[20:35] Director**
*I'll be backing you up with my ears.*
**[20:38] Director**
You've got that troublemaker
for a boss, haven't you?
**[20:41] Director**
Bring him in as soon as you can.
**[20:44] Suzuki**
So he says.
**[20:46] Onikobe**
You heard him.
What do you say, Chief Ninja Kato?
**[20:51] Kato**
I'm already headed there.
**[20:54] Kato**
Seems like Clairaudience is just
going to be listening from on high...
**[21:01] Saruta**
* Sounds like the clairaudience user*
* and the NIN agents have linked up.*
**[21:05] Saruta**
*I expected as much.*
**[21:13] Kuro**
Hey, you.
**[21:16] Noheji**
Kuro-san? Hibi-san?
**[21:18] Kuro**
What was your name again?
**[21:21] Noheji**
You mean you didn't know?!
**[21:23] Kuro**
No.
**[21:25] Kuro**
You didn't seem important,
so I didn't think I'd need to.
**[21:27] Noheji**
Damn, man...
**[21:29] Noheji**
I'm Noheji!
**[21:30] Yankii Duo**
Noheji?
**[21:32] Hibi**
*That's a weird name...*
**[21:34] Hibi**
*How's Kuro gonna play this?*
**[21:36] Kuro**
Noheji... 10,895th place...
**[21:40] Kuro**
There are approximately 670 in the country,
most of which are in Tohoku.
**[21:46] Kuro**
To think I'd meet one in Nerima...
**[21:48] Kuro**
Can I please shake your hand?
**[21:49] Noheji**
Uh, sure...
**[21:52] Kuro**
You coulda told me sooner!
**[21:55] Noheji**
W-Well, I kinda thought you
were already in the school.
**[21:59] Hibi**
Why?
**[21:59] Noheji**
Well... uh... I saw someone knocked out.
**[22:05] Yankii 1**
That's Kawarada, the guidance counselor.
**[22:07] Yankii 1**
He's a second-dan in karate.
**[22:11] Eita**
Hey!
**[22:14] Eita**
It's me, Eita!
**[22:16] Eita**
Save me!
***SIGN*** Episode 10: "A Maiden's Chest Is a Precious Thing"
**[23:55] Kato**
Onikobe is rare enough
that it doesn't even rank
**[23:58] Kato**
among the most common
Japanese family names.
**[24:00] Onikobe**
Which do you think is better,
a rare name or a common one?
**[24:03] Kato**
No clue.
**[24:04] Onikobe**
If rare ones are worse,
I'd be extremely weak.
**[24:06] Onikobe**
Maybe I should start going by Sato?
**[24:08] Kato**
You really shouldn't.
# E10 - DAYS GONE BY AND DAYS TO COME
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**[00:19] Yamada**
*I don't know how long I've been here.*
**[00:27] Yamada**
* When the time they call "morning" arrives,*
* I leave my room and go up some stairs.*
**[00:34] Yamada**
* I keep climbing until I lose*
* track of how long it's been,*
**[00:36] Yamada**
*and then, at the top...*
**[00:50] Yamada**
* A fight starts with other children*
* who also went up stairs like those.*
**[01:00] Yamada**
* If you're weak, you just get beat on.*
* If you fall, they keep hitting you.*
**[01:04] Yamada**
* If they hit you for long enough,*
* you stop moving.*
**[01:08] Yamada**
*He's not moving anymore.*
**[01:12] Yamada**
*Hit them before they hit you.*
**[01:15] Yamada**
* To make your enemies stop moving,*
* you have to be stronger than them.*
**[01:19] Yamada**
*If you're strong, you get to leave.*
**[01:24] Yamada**
*When the time called "night" comes,*
**[01:26] Yamada**
* those who can still move go down*
* the stairs, back to their rooms.*
**[01:35] Yamada**
* Morning and night repeat.*
* We go from using our fists to wooden swords...*
**[01:41] Yamada**
*From wooden swords to real ones.*
**[01:46] Yamada**
* And then, I was the last one*
* who could still move.*
***SIGN*** Episode 10 "A Maiden's Chest Is a Precious Thing"
**[03:45] Ranran**
*Like it has some other purpose...*
**[03:49] Saruta**
*This calls for more chaos.*
**[03:57] Kato**
* In addition, for this mission,*
* I will be joining you.*
**[04:01] Student F**
I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die!
**[04:02] (Flashback) Suzuki**
The panic's already set in.
**[04:06] (Flashback) Director**
Watching out for children as they grow up
became my reason for living.
**[04:12] Director**
*Is that a good enough answer?*
**[04:14] (Flashback) Saruta**
Sounds like the clairaudience user
and the NIN agents have linked up.
**[04:17] (Flashback) Saruta**
I expected as much.
**[04:24] Yankee 1**
That's Kawarada, the guidance counselor.
**[04:27] Yankee 1**
He's a second-dan in karate.
**[04:30] Eita**
Hey!
**[04:32] Eita**
It's me, Eita!
**[04:35] Eita**
Save me!
**[04:41] Yankee 1**
Hey, it's him.
**[04:43] Yankee 2**
What's he doing on the roof?
**[04:46] Kuro**
Well, until we get to the roof,
I'd like to discuss your family name in detail.
**[04:52] Noheji**
Uh... there's not that much to tell.
**[04:57] Eita**
They seem pretty relaxed,
all things considered.
**[05:43] Director**
*This message is for all students.*
**[05:45] Director**
* The intruder on school*
* grounds was a false report.*
**[05:47] Director**
* Any students in the halls are*
* to return to their classrooms.*
**[05:51] Director**
* I repeat, the intruder on school*
* grounds was a false report.*
**[05:56] Director**
* Any students in the halls are*
* to return to their classrooms.*
**[05:58] Saruta**
* Looks like that clairaudience dickhead*
* put a damper on the students' panicking.*
**[06:03] Male Student 1**
What the heck is that?
**[06:05] Male Student 1**
A robot? Is this for TV?
**[06:11] Saruta**
Hey, it's the Cube!
**[06:14] Saruta**
They actually started deploying them, huh?
**[06:16] Saruta**
And domestically, too! All for little old me.
**[06:19] Saruta**
I'm really... touched!
**[06:27] Saruta**
Now, then... I'm feeling warmed up enough!
**[06:30] Saruta**
I hope I run into that NIN chick soon!
**[06:34] Saruta**
I'm ready to die in the process,
but I'm hoping to have a bit more fun first.
**[06:44] Hibi**
What the hell is their deal?
**[06:45] Yankee 1**
They're first-years, I think, but...
I don't have a clue.
**[06:52] Yankee 1**
Uh, isn't this...
**[06:54] Yankee 2**
Oh, yeah, I know what you mean! It's, uh...
**[06:56] Noheji**
I think it's those three monkeys.
Y'know, see no evil, hear no evil...
**[07:01] Yankee 1**
Yeah, that!
**[07:02] Yankee 1**
Damn, dude, you're pretty smart.
**[07:04] Noheji**
It's actually pretty common knowledge.
**[07:07] Yankee 1**
So why are the first-years doing it, though?
**[07:11] Yankee 1**
Hey, you! What's going on here?
**[07:13] Yankee 2**
Come on, you idiot.
He's the "speak no evil" monkey.
**[07:17] Yankee 1**
Oh, right.
**[07:19] Yankee 2**
Hey, you! What happened?
**[07:21] Yankee 1**
Uh, he obviously hears no evil.
**[07:23] Yankee 1**
What are you, stupid?
**[07:25] Yankee 2**
Oh, good point.
**[07:26] Yankee 1**
What the hell is this?
**[07:28] Yankee 3**
Sorry! I didn't see!
**[07:29] Yankee 4**
And I didn't hear!
**[07:31] Yankee1+2**
These guys are useless!
**[07:43] Hibi**
Kuro.
**[07:46] Hibi**
I want to fight the UN first.
**[07:52] Hibi**
I want to see how far I can go.
**[07:57] Kuro**
This is where you get off, Noheji.
**[08:00] Kuro**
If you get bored,
you can fight the punks downstairs.
**[08:03] Noheji**
Honestly, I don't have a clue what's going on.
**[08:06] Noheji**
So I think I'll just wait.
**[08:18] Kuro**
I mean, sure, it can't compare
to a name like Noheji...
**[08:22] Kuro**
But "Hibi Miracle" is pretty incredible, too.
**[08:26] Kuro**
Have some confidence.
**[08:27] Hibi**
Y-You think so?
**[08:32] Kuro**
Take the necktie off, Hibi.
**[08:34] Hibi**
Good point.
**[08:35] Kuro**
Don't want the UN choking you out.
**[08:37] Hibi**
The same goes for you!
**[08:39] Kuro**
I'll be fine.
**[08:40] Hibi**
Oh, since we're doing this,
maybe we should be in full shinobi getup.
**[08:46] Kuro**
This is gonna be your first and
last big spotlight. Suit yourself.
**[08:50] Hibi**
Dude, don't jinx me.
**[08:53] Yamada**
Hey...
**[08:56] Yamada**
What're you two even doing?
**[08:58] Yamada**
The fight's already started
at Kodan High School.
**[09:03] Hibi**
*I couldn't sense her at all.*
**[09:07] Yamada**
Who's first?
**[09:12] Yamada**
I wouldn't mind both at once.
**[09:18] Teo**
*Titty lady! Titty lady! Titty lady! Titty lady!*
**[09:23] Kawado**
What?
**[09:25] Teo**
*I wanted to ask for something...*
**[09:27] Kawado**
What is it? You wanna see my tits again?
**[09:30] Teo**
*Well, as far as that goes...*
**[09:32] Teo**
*I mean, I can kinda see them from where I am,*
**[09:35] Teo**
*and I've had my fill, so that's cool.*
**[09:37] Kawado**
Wow. Rude. What is it, then?
**[09:39] Teo**
*Seems to be a bit of an emergency,*
**[09:42] Teo**
* so I'd like you to detach me from this frame*
* and start up my engine, please.*
**[09:47] Kawado**
Yeah, sure.
**[09:49] Kawado**
But can't you start your own engine?
**[09:55] Kawado**
Hey, Shinobu.
**[09:59] Kawado**
You're pretty chatty today, huh?
**[10:01] Kawado**
Not that I can tell what you're saying.
**[10:03] Teo**
*Sounds like he wants to ride me.*
**[10:06] Kawado**
You understand cats?!
**[10:09] Teo**
*Well, y'know. I am an AI.*
**[10:16] Teo**
*You've seen some shit, too, huh?*
**[10:19] Teo**
*Got it. Hop on!*
**[10:21] Kawado**
What'd he say?
**[10:22] Teo**
*I mean, it's kinda confidential.*
**[10:25] Kawado**
It is?!
**[10:28] Teo**
* There you go, just like that!*
* Now give it a big tug!*
**[10:33] Kawado**
What kind of motorcycle has a rope start?!
**[10:37] Teo**
* It's what all the latest models*
* are equipped with.*
**[10:41] Kawado**
Oh, Shinobu, I don't think that's gonna work.
**[10:46] Teo**
*You don't need to worry about him.*
**[10:51] Teo**
*Well, I'm off!*
**[10:53] Pedestrian**
Did a motorcycle just talk?!
On its own?! With a cat riding it?!
**[10:57] Kawado**
I have no idea what's going on, but be safe!
**[11:02] Female Student 2**
I'm wiped. They should just
cancel classes for today.
**[11:05] Female 'Student 3**
They said there's someone trespassing.
Let's go back to class.
**[11:09] Male Student 3**
Hey, where'd the robot go?!
**[11:11] Male Student 3**
Holy crap, there it is!
**[11:14] Female Student 2**
That robot's made of cardboard. Kinda lame.
**[11:18] Female Student 3**
Maybe the third-years made
it for the culture festival.
**[11:20] Female Student 2**
They did?! That is lame.
**[11:28] Kato**
RWS, open.
**[11:33] Kato**
No warning shots. Fire on anyone
who leaves the building.
**[11:37] Female Student 5**
Hey, something came out.
**[11:39] Female Student 4**
What's with all the delivery trucks, anyway?
**[11:41] Director**
* Any students in the halls*
* are to return to class at once.*
**[11:43] Female Student 5**
Dunno.
***SIGN*** Infirmary
**[11:45] Director**
* I repeat, any students in the halls*
* are to return to class at once.*
**[11:48] Mako**
Do you think it's your enemy, Hachiya-kun?
**[11:51] Mako**
Should we escape?
**[11:53] Hachiya**
I'd like to, if we can.
**[11:57] Hachiya**
But NIN has put a barricade around
the perimeter. I think we're trapped.
**[12:01] Hachiya**
It'd be safer to stay in the building.
**[12:03] Mako**
Then I'll call my friends,
and the three of us can protect you!
**[12:09] Hachiya**
I'm sorry, but I got a message...
**[12:12] Hachiya**
"I think your friends are already dead."
**[12:18] Mako**
Joining Rear Support Maneuvers Division 2
means being prepared for any outcome.
**[12:25] Mako**
We were just a ragtag team.
Not great friends or anything...
**[12:35] Mako**
But I want to avenge them.
**[12:38] Hachiya**
Okay.
**[12:40] Director**
There's movement in the southern building.
**[12:43] Director**
An attack near 2-4.
The students fled from there.
**[12:47] Director**
Your boss is pretty impressive.
**[12:50] Director**
With the robot standing in the courtyard,
**[12:52] Director**
* it can prevent the enemy*
* from cutting directly across.*
**[12:55] Director**
*And if his target is the two of you,*
**[12:58] Director**
* head to the connecting*
* hall on the second floor.*
**[13:00] Suzuki**
Got it.
**[13:02] Director**
*I'll update you on any new movement.*
**[13:05] Onikobe**
Hey.
**[13:07] Onikobe**
There are two connecting halls.
**[13:09] Suzuki**
I know.
**[13:10] Onikobe**
Those are 50/50 odds.
**[13:13] Onikobe**
I'd say the best move is to try
to pin him down between us.
**[13:16] Onikobe**
But dividing our strength
could mean we both fail.
**[13:19] Suzuki**
Don't really have a lot of options, though.
**[13:22] Suzuki**
If I find him, I need you to back me up ASAP.
**[13:39] Male Student 4**
This sucks so bad.
**[13:43] Male Student 4**
A foreigner?
**[13:44] Male Student 5**
She's so cute.
**[13:46] Suzuki**
* Ugh, the smell of young men.*
* Makes my nose wanna fall off.*
**[13:51] Suzuki**
*The girls reek just as bad.*
**[13:56] Suzuki**
*The enemy's probably on the opposite end...*
**[13:58] Homeroom Teacher**
Hey, people!
**[14:00] Homeroom Teacher**
The teachers are trying to confirm whether
or not this intruder report is real,
**[14:06] Homeroom Teacher**
so head back to your classrooms!
**[14:08] Male Student**
Sir, isn't the robot in the
courtyard trespassing?
**[14:12] Homeroom Teacher**
We'll look into that, too!
Now get a move on!
**[14:16] Suzuki**
*The rugged teacher!*
**[14:17] Suzuki**
*Maybe I'll go get a quick whiff.*
**[14:20] Homeroom Teacher**
Come on, get back to your classrooms!
**[14:29] E Female Student**
Wha...
**[14:31] Onikobe**
No! Behind you!
**[14:35] Homeroom Teacher**
Now, you, I don't know what class you're in...
**[14:48] Saruta**
Suzuki. You'll go last.
**[14:52] Saruta**
Right now...
**[14:54] Saruta**
Is you, Onikobe!
**[14:58] Saruta**
Sure! Close those eyes!
**[15:13] Kato**
He's made contact with Onikobe.
**[15:17] Ranran**
Here we go!
**[15:18] Ranran**
* But this isn't good enough.*
* Not enough for accurate fire from Escape.*
**[15:23] Ranran**
*Scrap for a bit and buy me some time, okay?*
**[15:26] Ranran**
* That strength is the only*
* thing you're good for.*
**[15:32] Saruta**
Aw, come on!
**[15:35] Saruta**
Is that all you've got, Onikobe?!
**[15:57] Onikobe**
Ninja Chief Kato.
**[16:05] Saruta**
You guys actually whipped out
the strongest war machine
**[16:08] Saruta**
you're allowed to use domestically,
the Cube, all for me!
**[16:12] Saruta**
For a little ol' nukenin like me!
**[16:15] Saruta**
Aw, I'm downright honored!
**[16:18] Saruta**
You need to be at least a
chunin to operate this baby.
**[16:21] Saruta**
Which means... if that's
Onikobe in the Marishiten,
**[16:25] Saruta**
then it's Ninja Chief Kato!
**[16:27] Kato**
Shut up.
**[16:33] Kato**
* Onikobe, see to the wounded.*
* Pull back for now.*
**[16:37] Onikobe**
Sir.
**[16:49] Students**
What the hell?
**[16:50] Students**
What is going on?
**[16:59] Onikobe**
If you get to the Ninja Lab
fast enough, it can be reattached.
**[17:01] Onikobe**
You're out of action for now.
**[17:04] Suzuki**
If I step outside, our people are gonna kill me.
**[17:07] Suzuki**
I'm curious how you're doing, actually.
**[17:10] Suzuki**
The Rear Ender's weapon is in your leg.
**[17:12] Suzuki**
Not bad, Saruta.
**[17:15] Onikobe**
I need to support Ninja Chief Kato.
**[17:23] Kato**
What's the holdup, Ninja Lab?!
**[17:25] Kato**
Hurry! Fire Escape!
**[17:27] Ranran**
I can't get the UN and Cube's coordinates.
**[17:30] Ranran**
And it's a four-story building,
so that just complicates things.
**[17:34] Ranran**
Take him outside the building, please.
**[17:35] Ranran**
*Take him outside the building, please.*
**[17:38] Kato**
What?!
**[17:40] Kato**
He's trying to break free from Cube!
**[17:53] Suzuki**
*Shit.*
**[17:57] Suzuki**
*I'm gonna survive, no matter what!*
**[18:09] Kuro**
You gonna wear your glasses
under the mask, Hibi?
**[18:13] Hibi**
Oh, I forgot.
**[18:17] Kuro**
Hibi. She's human just like us.
**[18:19] Kuro**
Kill her and she's bound to die.
**[18:22] Kuro**
Calm down.
**[18:28] Hibi**
I'm shocked to find out
I can still fear anything.
**[18:43] Hibi**
All right, UN. Let's do this
hand-to-hand, all right?
**[18:47] Yamada**
Sure.
**[20:22] Yamada**
It's cute how you run around like that.
**[20:24] Yamada**
Don't worry.
**[20:26] Yamada**
I won't do anything, so go ahead and stand.
**[20:29] Yamada**
Let's start over.
**[20:32] Kuro**
Stay cool, Hibi.
**[20:34] Kuro**
Smile, smile!
**[20:36] Hibi**
Wait, how could you tell?
With the mask, I mean.
**[20:38] Kuro**
Eh, I can tell.
**[20:41] Kuro**
And she's apparently relaxed enough
to start doing radio calisthenics.
**[20:45] Kuro**
You can't beat her without fully committing.
**[20:47] Kuro**
Treat this fight like an
educational experience.
**[20:51] Hibi**
Yeah. Got it.
**[20:54] Hibi**
Hope you don't mind going
chest-to-chest for this lesson.
**[20:57] Yamada**
But a maiden's chest is a precious thing.
**[21:00] Yamada**
Not loaned out conditionally,
but given out of unconditional love.
**[21:07] Eita**
She let me put my hands
all over it, though...
**[21:11] Kuro**
*Eita? Oh, right, I forgot about him.*
**[21:15] Hibi**
Okay. Test of strength, then.
**[21:17] Hibi**
My arms oughta be stronger!
**[21:20] Yamada**
Okay.
**[21:29] Hibi**
How stupid can you be to
try to out-muscle me?!
**[21:42] Hibi**
Shit!
**[21:48] Hibi**
You fell for it!
**[21:51] Hibi**
My name...
**[21:53] Hibi**
is Miracle "Thunder" Hibi!
***SIGN*** Episode 11 "Kuro Finally Took Up a Sword"
**[23:55] Kuro**
Seems like Nekohira is ranked 66,000th
**[23:58] Kuro**
and Saruta is 2,500th in
common Japanese family names.
**[24:02] Saruta**
I never ran into you during the episode,
**[24:04] Saruta**
but I can kill one of the
Kumogakure clan right now and—
**[24:06] Kuro**
Oh, time's almost up.
**[24:07] Saruta**
What?!
# E11 - Kuro Finally Took Up a Sword
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU048P0/kuro-finally-took-up-a-sword)
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**[00:02] (Flashback) Saruta**
Suzuki.
**[00:03] (Flashback) Onikobe**
Behind you!
**[00:06] (Flashback) Saruta**
You'll go last.
**[00:08] (Flashback) Saruta**
Is that all you've got, Onikobe?!
**[00:12] (Flashback) Onikobe**
Ninja Chief Kato.
**[00:13] (Flashback) Kato**
What's the holdup, Ninja Lab?!
**[00:15] (Flashback) Kato**
Hurry! Fire Escape!
**[00:25] Hibi**
You fell for it!
**[00:28] Hibi**
My name...
**[00:29] Hibi**
is Miracle "Thunder" Hibi!
**[00:39] Kuro**
* A dual-edged blade that fully*
* electrocutes him, as well...*
**[00:43] Kuro**
* Launched through the*
* electric parka made for Hibi,*
**[00:46] Kuro**
* with his electrical resistance*
* born from a lightning strike.*
**[00:50] Kuro**
*The question is, how effective will it be on UN?*
**[01:07] Hibi**
Wh-Where is this strength coming from?!
**[01:11] Hibi**
And the electricity's not working!
**[01:18] Hibi**
Whoa—
**[01:25] Hibi**
* Life... flashing before my eyes...*
* Master's... bald-ass head...*
**[01:35] Yamada**
Sorry, my bad! I'm not supposed to kill you.
**[01:40] Yamada**
Next.
**[01:42] Yamada**
That'd be you, Kuro-kun.
**[01:45] Kuro**
Please-wait-one-moment.
***SIGN*** Episode 11 "Kuro Finally Took Up a Sword"
**[03:23] Noguchi**
I think I just heard
screaming in the distance...
**[03:28] Sato**
Yeah.
**[03:30] Noguchi**
Why'd you leave class, Sato-san?
**[03:34] Sato**
I thought I might land a scoop
for the school newspaper.
**[03:39] Noguchi**
I see.
**[03:41] Sato**
What about you, Noguchi-san?
**[03:43] Noguchi**
Me? Well, the director told me to run in
the direction that had the fewest people.
**[03:50] Noguchi**
Also, to follow the orders from
the blackboard eraser cleaner...
**[03:54] Noguchi**
which brought me here.
**[03:55] Sato**
From the... blackboard eraser cleaner?
**[03:57] Noguchi**
I-It's the truth, though!
**[03:59] Sato**
O-Okay.
**[04:00] Noguchi**
Come on! Stop avoiding eye contact!
**[04:03] Noguchi**
I think the director probably
put some kind of radio in it...
**[04:08] Noguchi**
Don't walk away!
**[04:11] Sato**
I actually love that kinda
thing, so... don't worry.
**[04:16] Noguchi**
Things have just been weird since
Kuro-kun came by my room that night.
**[04:26] Suzuki**
Sorry to trouble you...
**[04:30] Suzuki**
but I could use a lift.
**[04:35] Suzuki**
Noguchi, do you not know
how to support someone?
**[04:39] Suzuki**
This is why you can't score.
**[04:41] Noguchi**
What does me scoring have to do with it?!
**[04:43] Noguchi**
Sato-san, you help, too!
**[04:47] Suzuki**
Nah. Sato's gonna be recording
everything that happens, so that's out.
**[04:52] Suzuki**
Better to lean on the girl who was
at the top of the class caste system,
**[04:55] Suzuki**
despite not being that hot or charming,
and then let it all slip through her fingers.
**[05:00] Noguchi**
Excuse me?!
**[05:01] Noguchi**
Look, I don't know who you are, but—
**[05:03] Sato**
Noguchi-san...
**[05:05] Sato**
That look is perfect.
**[05:08] Noguchi**
No photos!
**[05:17] Noguchi**
Okay, we made it to the gym.
**[05:19] Suzuki**
So far so good, I guess.
**[05:23] Suzuki**
Sato. Make sure to get a good shot
of my beautiful face, wracked with pain.
**[05:27] Sato**
Got it.
**[05:28] Noguchi**
Are we not in a rush?
**[05:31] Director**
*Looks like you made it safely.*
**[05:34] Director**
* There's a door inside the room*
* across from the stage.*
**[05:38] Director**
*Head there.*
**[05:39] Sato**
It really did talk! Although
this one's a fire extinguisher.
**[05:42] Suzuki**
He's got stuff set up all over school.
**[05:45] Suzuki**
Creepy as it is, it came in handy this time.
**[05:48] Director**
* The fire extinguisher is actually*
* wireless, so take it with you.*
**[05:53] Suzuki**
Noguchi, get the fire extinguisher.
**[05:55] Noguchi**
Why me?!
**[05:57] Sato**
Noguchi-san, that was a great expression.
**[05:59] Noguchi**
No photos!
**[06:10] Noguchi**
Hang on!
**[06:12] Suzuki**
Look, if you hang tough,
I can introduce you to a hot guy.
**[06:15] Noguchi**
For real?!
**[06:16] Director**
*There'll be a small door beside the stairs.*
**[06:20] Director**
*It's not locked, so head in there.*
**[06:23] Sato**
I found it.
**[06:28] Sato**
There's a stairway that heads underground.
**[06:31] Sato**
What should we do?
**[06:34] Suzuki**
We'll just have to go.
**[06:37] Director**
You three don't have much time.
**[06:40] Director**
If you want to escape this
school alive, hurry along.
**[06:44] Sato**
Is this... beneath the gym?
**[06:47] Sato**
And it goes on for a long way.
**[06:50] Director**
*This is directly beneath the gymnasium.*
**[06:53] Director**
* But if Escape attacks,*
* you'll still be caught in the blast.*
**[06:57] Director**
*Keep moving.*
**[06:59] Noguchi**
Hey, what's this "Escape" thing?
**[07:02] Suzuki**
Escape is a top-secret orbital
weapons platform run by NIN.
**[07:07] Suzuki**
Anyone who knows about it
**[07:09] Suzuki**
tends to disappear, along with their entire
family, so you're better off not knowing.
**[07:14] Noguchi**
But you just said it! And I already heard!
**[07:18] Suzuki**
All jokes aside, if we make it out of this alive,
**[07:23] Suzuki**
I'll guarantee your survival.
**[07:26] Noguchi**
Are you okay?
**[07:28] Director**
* Even getting to the closest exit will*
* take you thirty minutes at this pace.*
**[07:34] Director**
*Can you last that long?*
**[07:35] Suzuki**
Awfully considerate of you, for an enemy.
**[07:39] Director**
* An enemy, huh? Before the war,*
* we were all the same organization.*
**[07:43] Suzuki**
You realize how long ago that was?
**[07:45] Suzuki**
*You probably weren't even born then.*
**[07:47] Director**
My father was one of the shinobi
in favor of continuing the war.
**[07:50] Director**
I've been influenced by him,
for better or for worse.
**[07:53] Suzuki**
It's because those warmongers went
underground and kept up a pointless resistance
**[07:57] Suzuki**
that the world of shinobi
still doesn't know peace.
**[08:03] Director**
* You really think our absence would be*
* all it takes for you to have peace?*
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[08:11] Mako**
It's clear. Let's move on.
**[08:15] Hachiya**
Right.
**[08:18] Mako**
For now, let's find the director...
rather, the clairaudience user.
**[08:22] Hachiya**
Mako-chan, what's the connection between
your organization and the clairaudience user?
**[08:27] Mako**
Well, he's like a satellite unit...
except he's an individual.
**[08:33] Mako**
He's kept at a comfortable
distance, basically.
**[08:36] Sato**
Um, can I ask something?
**[08:39] Suzuki**
Go ahead.
**[08:41] Sato**
Does this mean that the world
of ninja split in two after the war,
**[08:44] Sato**
and now those two sides are enemies?
**[08:48] Sato**
Sorry if I got it wrong.
**[08:49] Suzuki**
That covers it.
**[08:50] Director**
*Sure does.*
**[08:52] Noguchi**
So casual! Why the sudden lack of gravitas?!
**[08:55] Hachiya**
Why's he been here for decades?
**[09:00] Mako**
I'd think NIN would know more about it.
**[09:04] Mako**
This place used to be a facility
for the Japanese army.
**[09:07] Mako**
It was an underground laboratory for
the organization that would become NIN,
**[09:11] Mako**
as well as a communication hub for UN.
**[09:16] Mako**
It's hallowed ground
for all three organizations.
**[09:20] Noguchi**
What even is this place?
**[09:24] Suzuki**
A secret exit to the underground
tunnels used by Under Ninja,
**[09:27] Suzuki**
and the remains of a secret workshop.
**[09:29] Director**
*Impressive.*
**[09:32] Mako**
Any guard for that kind of place would
need ties to all three organizations.
**[09:37] Hachiya**
"So the clairaudience user
has ties to UN, too?"
**[09:42] Mako**
I'm just boots on the ground.
I don't have all the details.
**[09:48] Mako**
Sorry to change the subject, but...
**[10:00] Mako**
I believe he's here.
**[10:08] Mako**
Stay behind me.
**[10:13] Mako**
I've never resented my lack
of ability like I have today,
**[10:17] Mako**
but I'll do whatever it takes
to absorb his attack.
**[10:20] Mako**
Use that chance to get away, Shion-kun!
**[10:25] Saruta**
Hiding behind a girl's skirt?
Damn, you're one privileged little bastard!
**[10:30] Saruta**
Hachiya Shion, the grandson of Tara,
one of the seven NIN leaders.
**[10:36] Saruta**
My real target...
**[10:39] Saruta**
is you!
**[10:47] Hachiya**
I know.
**[11:10] Saruta**
Hopping off my shoulder when I'm invisible...
**[11:13] Saruta**
Seems like a risky move, grandkid!
**[11:18] Hachiya**
You went a little kill-crazy.
The smell of blood is all over you.
**[11:22] Hachiya**
And in close-range combat, you don't need
to see someone to tell where they are.
**[11:27] Hachiya**
Didn't you undergo nighttime CQB training?
**[11:31] Saruta**
I'm impressed, grandkid!
**[11:33] Saruta**
But I guess nobody would follow a dumbass,
even if he was next in line for the top.
**[11:38] Mako**
*I couldn't tell at this range at all...*
**[11:40] Mako**
*And I hope my own body odor was okay.*
**[11:43] Hachiya**
I'm your real target, then?
Who put you up to this?
**[11:49] Saruta**
Gotta say, I'm amazed a lowly ex-genin like
myself gets to talk to a big shot like you.
**[11:54] Saruta**
Just goes to show you never know
what turns life is gonna take!
**[11:58] Hachiya**
That life has just about run out, in your case.
**[12:15] Hachiya**
Escape has locked on to you.
**[12:18] Saruta**
You're bluffing. They're not gonna
fire when you're right here.
**[12:22] Hachiya**
I would think you'd understand
how ruthless NIN can be.
**[12:34] Ranran**
Confirming automated camouflage
shutdown from Escape.
**[12:41] Ranran**
Laser emitter ready to fire.
**[12:55] Ranran**
Target confirmed via
Hachiya Shion's targeting marker.
**[13:00] Ranran**
Margin of error is +/- 10 meters.
**[13:03] Ozu**
*Aw, come on!*
**[13:06] Ozu**
Don't you dare catch Hachiya-kun in this!
**[13:08] Ozu**
Cancel the shot! Right now!
**[13:09] Ranran**
I can't operate Escape from here.
**[13:12] Ranran**
And fire control requires
a jonin's authorization.
**[13:17] Ozu**
* I gotta figure this out!*
* What are the bosses thinking?*
**[13:21] Ozu**
*Are they cutting Hachiya Shion off?*
**[13:25] Ozu**
* With the successful brain transplant of*
* Tara, head of the seven NIN leaders,*
**[13:28] Ozu**
*the succession system might be finished.*
**[13:31] Ozu**
* Is this part of a clash between the old*
* administration and the potential new one?*
**[13:45] Hachiya**
Mako! Shoot him!
**[13:46] Mako**
Right!
**[13:51] Saruta**
That weapon's a projectile?
**[14:08] Ranran**
The targeting signal is gone.
**[14:11] Ranran**
Escape's firing sequence
is automatically shutting down.
**[14:25] Hachiya**
*He must've struck her as he ran...*
**[14:30] Hachiya**
Mako, I would've died if it wasn't for you.
**[14:33] Hachiya**
You have my thanks as the future head of
the seven NIN leaders, Hachiya Tara Shion.
**[14:47] Hachiya**
* I will never forget you.*
* Please watch over me.*
**[14:52] Hachiya**
*Until the day I am the leader of the seven.*
**[14:57] Noguchi**
Exit... Where's the exit?
**[15:00] Suzuki**
Over there. Look at that tunnel.
**[15:04] Suzuki**
They're filled with concrete now,
**[15:07] Suzuki**
but they used to lead all over the place.
**[15:10] Suzuki**
I heard there was one that
went all the way to Nagano.
**[15:17] Suzuki**
Let's take a break.
**[15:19] Suzuki**
Anyway, this is our best hope for an exit,
**[15:21] Suzuki**
because there are plenty of other
holes like that leading out of here.
**[15:27] Sato**
Um... I have another question.
**[15:30] Sato**
What did the secret workshop make?
**[15:33] Suzuki**
I could tell you,
**[15:35] Suzuki**
but I think our fire extinguisher
probably knows better.
**[15:38] Director**
*Take a look at the massive space you're in.*
**[15:42] Director**
*What comes to mind?*
**[15:45] Noguchi**
It's so huge...
**[15:47] Sato**
Yeah.
**[15:48] Suzuki**
They manufactured counterfeit bills.
**[15:50] Noguchi**
You answered anyway?!
**[15:52] Suzuki**
In the 1980s, when people above ground
were enjoying the so-called bubble economy,
**[15:57] Suzuki**
these guys were down here,
steadily churning out counterfeit yen.
**[16:02] Suzuki**
There's even a theory saying that's
how the bubble actually burst.
**[16:07] Suzuki**
Theories on how it turned out vary. Maybe the
copies were so good, no one ever noticed...
**[16:11] Suzuki**
Maybe someone noticed, but let it continue.
**[16:13] Sato**
That's a lot of theories.
**[16:15] Suzuki**
Anyway, since the bubble burst,
Japan's economy has been trending downward.
**[16:20] Suzuki**
And at the same time,
UN has secured access to massive funding.
**[16:23] Director**
*Although we paid no small cost in personnel.*
**[16:29] Director**
The battle when NIN finally discovered
these tunnels... was gruesome.
**[16:36] Director**
That was before they had Escape, after all.
**[16:40] Director**
* A lot of the tunnels were bombed,*
* burying people alive inside them.*
**[16:46] Director**
The women and children who
were working in the workshop
**[16:49] Director**
were slaughtered without mercy, too.
**[16:53] Suzuki**
You make it sound like you were there.
**[16:55] Director**
That's because I was. I saw it myself.
**[17:01] Suzuki**
I see.
**[17:02] Suzuki**
I think I understand why you're here now.
**[17:07] Director**
As the sole survivor, the government,
NIN, and UN decided
**[17:13] Director**
that my tangential relationship to all three
**[17:15] Director**
earned me a role as the
gravekeeper for this place.
**[17:19] Suzuki**
Tell me, girls,
**[17:21] Suzuki**
doesn't this place seem a little big
for just printing counterfeit bills?
**[17:26] Noguchi**
More questions?
**[17:27] Sato**
I mean... it's not like
I've ever made any myself.
**[17:30] Suzuki**
When it comes to making counterfeit yen,
**[17:32] Suzuki**
the printing and ink can be handled
with standard equipment.
**[17:37] Suzuki**
The kind that's easy to acquire.
The real trick comes down to the paper.
**[17:42] Suzuki**
The ingredients for and manufacture
of the paper is difficult.
**[17:46] Suzuki**
What NIN was shocked to find
when they discovered this place
**[17:50] Suzuki**
was a massive paper-producing operation,
bigger than what even we could manage.
**[18:13] Kato**
He's injured.
***SIGN*** Unknown Data
**[18:30] Kato**
Onikobe, do you read me?
**[18:33] Kato**
*Head to the roof. We're ending him.*
**[18:38] Onikobe**
Yes, sir.
**[18:48] Kuro**
I-made-a-mistake.
**[18:53] Kuro**
The-ring-was-on-my-left-hand.
**[18:57] Kuro**
I-am-right-handed.
**[19:03] Hibi**
*Why is he talking like a robot? To buy time?*
**[19:06] Kuro**
Swapping-ring-to-right-hand.
**[19:10] Kuro**
Extending-antenna.
**[19:13] Kuro**
Raising-hand-for-better-reception.
**[19:23] Yamada**
Nice breeze, huh?
**[19:34] Hibi**
Still?! Come on!
**[19:35] Yamada**
Let's be patient.
**[19:59] Hibi**
*Kuro finally took up a sword...*
***SIGN*** Sawada Glass Repair Company
**[20:04] Manager**
The Ninja Labs' latest weapon,
the katana drone.
**[20:09] Manager**
Or maybe drone katana?
Well, it seems to have worked.
**[20:14] Manager**
*Avenge Hachiro-kun, Kuro-kun.*
**[20:21] Kuro**
*I guess the poison darts didn't work, either.*
**[20:24] Kuro**
*The waiting didn't seem to matter.*
**[20:35] Kuro**
* So it's not just electricity.*
* She's resistant to poison, too.*
**[20:40] Kuro**
* Wait, look at those muscles.*
* Maybe the dart didn't even penetrate?*
**[20:45] Kuro**
*This sucks.*
**[20:46] Kuro**
* I was hoping to chip away at her stamina,*
* but that's not gonna fly with this monster.*
**[20:52] Yamada**
Wow, amazing! You use swords, Kuro-kun?
**[20:55] Yamada**
Hang on a sec.
**[20:57] Kuro**
Hell no, I'm not waiting. What're you, stupid?
**[21:00] Hibi**
* He baits every bit of intel*
* he can get from the enemy,*
**[21:03] Hibi**
* never spilling anything himself,*
* while talking trash.*
**[21:06] Hibi**
*That's Kuro for you!*
**[21:09] Yamada**
Oh, there it is!
**[21:34] Yamada**
With swords, this'll be over really fast, huh?
**[21:38] Kuro**
Om anichi...
**[21:40] Kuro**
Marishiei... sowaka.
**[21:46] Yamada**
Wow, your upper body went invisible!
**[21:52] Teo**
*For a cat, you're a hell of a rider!*
***SIGN*** I used to do this all the time when I was human.
**[21:58] Teo**
*I have no idea what you're saying, but...*
**[22:01] Teo**
*Anyone who can handle me knows their stuff!*
***SIGN*** Episode 12 "Business as Usual, Wrapped Up Tidy"
**[23:55] Kuro**
Yamada is ranked 12th among the
most common Japanese family names.
**[23:58] Yamada**
You really wanna talk about that
when we're about to kill each other?
**[24:01] Kuro**
I mean, these segments are kinda parallel
to the main story. Not a lot of connection.
**[24:05] Yamada**
Then instead of waiting for the next episode,
**[24:06] Yamada**
let's fight to the death now, Kuro-kun!
**[24:08] Kuro**
Wow. So consistent.
# E12 - Business as Usual, Wrapped Up Tidy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNG4Q7/business-as-usual-wrapped-up-tidy)
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**[00:17] Kuro**
*This woman...*
**[00:20] Kuro**
* No. This monster won't allow*
* the luxury of a second strike.*
**[00:24] Kuro**
* And the only way to end it*
* in one is to take her head off.*
**[00:28] Kuro**
* Granted, that's probably*
* her read on things, too.*
**[00:31] Kuro**
* The Marishiten's internal*
* airbag will protect me.*
**[00:35] Kuro**
* The camouflage will lower her*
* chances of landing a fatal blow.*
**[00:45] Kuro**
*I should be able to survive!*
***SIGN*** Episode 12 "Business as Usual, Wrapped Up Tidy"
**[02:29] Teo**
* They've got the front gate*
* blocked off with vehicles.*
**[02:33] Teo**
*Got it! Let's rush 'em!*
**[02:39] Teo**
*Go!*
**[02:41] Nekohira**
*I'm coming, Saruta!*
***SIGN*** Onikobe
***SIGN*** Error: Error Code 22222
**[04:05] Kato**
Onikobe!
**[04:08] Kato**
It's a trap!
**[04:13] Saruta**
Onikobe!
**[04:16] Saruta**
You're coming along for the ride...
**[04:19] Saruta**
when I die!
***SIGN*** Please don't be too late!
***SIGN*** Huh?!
**[04:31] Teo**
*Shit!*
***SIGN*** A door...
***SIGN*** Ah...
***SIGN*** Memories fading again......
***SIGN*** Saruta...
***SIGN*** I'm sorry...
**[05:00] Kato**
She lowered the visor to
brace against a direct attack.
**[05:03] Kato**
*Nicely done, Onikobe.*
**[05:06] Onikobe**
Ninja Chief Kato...
**[05:09] Saruta**
Nice try!
**[05:22] Kato**
Onikobe!
**[05:30] Taira**
What's up?
**[05:32] Ranran**
Take a look here, Manager Taira.
**[05:34] Taira**
What is it?
**[05:38] Ranran**
Wanna head to the nap room?
**[05:40] Taira**
Make your report already.
**[05:43] Ranran**
This is an extrapolation based on footage
from our surveillance satellites.
**[05:50] Ranran**
This is where the UN kills Onikobe...
**[05:53] Ranran**
But his suit is empty,
and she receives a counterattack.
**[05:56] Taira**
Hang on.
**[05:58] Taira**
If you were watching the whole time,
you would've seen the UN take the suit off.
**[06:05] Taira**
Why not notify Onikobe?
**[06:07] Ranran**
But my mission is to analyze the UN suit.
**[06:13] Taira**
Fair enough. Continue.
**[06:15] Ranran**
Right.
**[06:16] Ranran**
So, I had previously assumed the suit
was a weaponized NBC protective suit,
**[06:23] Ranran**
but between the anti-UV
membrane in the goggles
**[06:26] Ranran**
and the attachment for an optional
storage unit on the back,
**[06:30] Ranran**
I now think that the UN suit...
**[06:32] Ranran**
is actually a modified spacewalk suit.
**[06:37] Taira**
A-And... if that's true...
**[06:41] Taira**
What would they be able to do with it?
**[06:44] Ranran**
Did you see this news report?
**[06:48] Taira**
They didn't load the satellite...
**[06:51] Taira**
But the rocket was still launched?
**[06:54] Ranran**
The suit would've been less
than 100 kilograms as cargo.
**[06:57] Ranran**
Throw in a life support system, and you'd have
a complete extravehicular mobility unit.
**[07:05] Taira**
Then the UN is actually after Escape?
**[07:09] Taira**
That can't be!
**[07:11] Ranran**
There's more to it than that.
**[07:13] Ranran**
I believe UN's true goal is the data server
**[07:18] Ranran**
that contains the personal information
of all 20,000 of NIN's shinobi.
**[07:22] Ranran**
The reason it's said to be 100% secure
**[07:27] Ranran**
is because it's stored inside Escape,
which is both in space and invisible.
**[07:41] Kato**
Ninja Lab! I've locked down the UN!
**[07:44] Kato**
Bomb him already!
**[07:47] Ranran**
You need to recommend that the 500
Ninja Committee destroy Escape, now!
**[07:51] Ranran**
If I were UN, I'd seize control of Escape
while I was stealing the data.
**[08:04] Robot**
I have a report. I have a report.
**[08:08] Robot**
The Ninja Lab has determined that
the UN suit is actually a space suit.
**[08:14] Robot**
UN's target is Escape.
**[08:17] Robot**
It's recommended that any orders
to fire are canceled at once.
**[08:22] Robot**
There is a high likelihood that the enemy
is already within Escape's airspace.
**[08:26] Robot**
If the worst-case scenario proves true,
**[08:30] Robot**
it will mean both Escape's
store of NIN agent data
**[08:33] Robot**
and control of the satellite are lost.
**[08:36] Robot**
It would be wise to consider
Escape's self-destruct mechanism.
**[08:39] Nin Leader 1**
Ridiculous!
**[08:40] Nin Leader 1**
Do they realize how much
that thing cost?! A trillion yen!
**[08:44] Nin Leader 2**
What happened to destroying the subterranean
space below Kodan High School?
**[08:47] Nin Leader 3**
This plan took four years to put together!
**[08:51] Nin Leader 4**
Have we even confirmed
a UN is near the satellite?
**[08:54] Robot**
Not currently.
**[08:57] Nin Leader 4**
You realize false reports to the 500 Ninja
Committee are punishable by death?
**[09:01] Nin Leader 4**
Have you considered that?
**[09:03] Robot**
If a decision is reached now,
before confirmation is made,
**[09:07] Robot**
it will be possible to protect the personal
data of all 20,000 NIN operatives.
**[09:12] Robot**
Please, make the call.
**[09:16] Robot**
An alert is coming in from Escape.
**[09:17] Robot**
The lock on the emergency
access point has been disabled.
**[09:22] Nin Leader 2**
It can't be...
**[09:26] Nin Leader 4**
Fire the laser cannon at
maximum output immediately.
**[09:30] Nin Leader 4**
And ensure the cooling
mechanism is disabled.
**[09:33] Nin Leader 4**
We will cook the intruder
inside Escape alive.
**[09:37] Nin Leader 4**
If that is not possible, then detonate it.
**[09:49] PA**
*Temperature rising. Temperature rising.*
**[09:52] PA**
*Temperature rising. Temperature rising.*
**[09:54] Kiryu**
Looks like they caught on.
**[09:56] Kiryu**
Better hurry, then.
**[09:59] Kiryu**
Gotta rush!
**[10:02] Kiryu**
Because NIN is pissed!
**[10:48] Kuro**
E-Even I...
**[10:54] Kuro**
couldn't pull it off?
**[11:06] Hibi**
No fucking way.
***SIGN*** One minute before the murder of Kumogakure Kuro
**[11:25] (Flashback) Saruta**
I-I think... you're... Instructor Kato...
the teacher, right?
**[11:33] (Flashback) Saruta**
I doubt you... remember me, but...
**[11:38] (Flashback) Saruta**
I saw something...
**[11:40] (Flashback) Saruta**
When I became a nukenin...
and made contact with UN...
**[11:47] (Flashback) Saruta**
Gonna keep killing until the day I die!
**[11:54] (Flashback) Saruta**
I saw... something...
**[11:57] (Flashback) Saruta**
Behind the graves... It was him...
**[12:00] (Flashback) Saruta**
The disguise... of Commander Sasama!
**[12:23] (Flashback) Ozu**
Hachiya-kun... Kato...
**[12:26] (Flashback) Ozu**
Here it comes.
**[12:29] (Flashback) Saruta**
From now on... there will be even...
**[12:33] (Flashback) Saruta**
more chaos—
**[12:49] (Flashback) Male Student 1**
Will you go out with me?
**[12:51] (Flashback) Girl Student 2**
I'm sorry.
**[12:57] (Flashback) Ozu**
Ahoy-hoy. We've got work to do.
**[13:01] (Flashback) Ozu**
Huh? It's just a way of saying hello.
**[13:04] (Flashback) Ozu**
Contact the governor and have him
set up a disaster response task force.
**[13:08] (Flashback) Head Teacher**
Wh-What the...
**[13:09] (Flashback) Fattytake**
S-Sensei!
**[13:10] (Flashback) Head Teacher**
Fattytake—
**[13:13] (Flashback) Ozu**
You'll wanna use script A-22 for the media,
cops, and fire department.
**[13:20] (Flashback) Ozu**
Stick to the plan.
Say the explosion was caused
**[13:23] (Flashback) Ozu**
by a massive buildup of
methane gas in the sewers.
**[13:33] (Flashback) Ozu**
The physical cordon of the
area around Kodan High School
**[13:36] (Flashback) Ozu**
and info control take top priority.
**[13:39] (Flashback) Ozu**
Business as usual, wrapped up tidy.
**[13:41] (Flashback) Ozu**
Huh? You know, "wrap it up," like finish it.
**[13:44] (Flashback) Ozu**
Man, you don't have a clue, do you?
**[14:12] Suzuki**
Sato, come on!
**[14:14] Sato**
Right!
**[14:15] Suzuki**
This is an important part.
Make sure to get it.
**[14:17] Sato**
Right.
**[14:19] Noguchi**
Could you please hurry up? This is hard!
**[14:24] Eita**
That explosion...
**[14:26] Eita**
Is that what Kuro-san was talking about?
**[14:33] Eita**
Yamada-san! Your nose!
What happened to your nose?!
**[14:35] Eita**
I-It's gone!
**[14:37] Eita**
Y-You okay?
**[14:41] Eita**
D-Do you have... a head in your hands?
**[14:45] Eita**
A human head?!
**[15:13] Eita**
Did I just kick...
**[15:21] Ranran**
Manager Taira.
**[15:22] Ranran**
You're sweating bullets. You gonna be okay?
**[15:27] Ranran**
So, what happened with Escape?
**[15:29] Taira**
Escape's orbit is decaying.
It's on course for atmospheric re-entry.
**[15:36] Ranran**
So it's totaled...
**[15:38] Ranran**
And UN has acquired NIN's personal data
from the server, haven't they?
**[15:45] Taira**
No...
**[15:46] Taira**
There was no confirmation of any
large-bandwidth transmissions from Escape.
**[15:53] Taira**
But there's a good chance a landing unit
**[15:55] Taira**
containing some kind of storage
medium may have gotten away.
**[16:00] Taira**
The seven NIN leaders have assembled
**[16:03] Taira**
at the Grand Ninja Command
to assume operational control.
**[16:07] Taira**
That means NIN has officially
transitioned to a war footing.
**[16:12] 7 Nin 1**
Why did they drag us out here?
**[16:15] 7 Nin 2**
They wanna wreck little Escape.
**[16:17] 7 Nin 3**
Do just the five of us get to make the call?
**[16:21] 7 Nin 2**
We sure can. It's a majority
vote among the seven of us.
**[16:25] 7 Nin 5**
Five of us is a majority, all right.
**[16:29] 7 Ninja 3**
Uh, which button was it again?
**[16:34] 7 Nin 4**
The red one! Have you really forgotten that?
**[16:39] 7 Nin 2**
Do you think Tara-chan's gotten any bigger?
**[16:43] 7 Nin 3**
He's still a baby.
Can't even talk yet, I hear.
**[16:48] 7 Nin 4**
I can't wait to be young again, too.
**[16:51] 7 Nin 2**
Hopefully before we die.
**[17:07] Taira**
The loss of Escape means losing
our decisive advantage over UN...
**[17:17] Taira**
With the potential loss of the personal data,
**[17:20] Taira**
anyone above chunin will be
brought in for the response,
**[17:22] Taira**
forcing all of them to abandon
their current missions.
**[17:28] Taira**
These are battlefield conditions.
**[17:30] Taira**
I'm giving you a field promotion
from genin to chunin.
**[17:34] Taira**
Hibi... Hibi Ranran...
**[17:37] Taira**
Your brother, Hibi Miracle, is alive.
**[17:42] Hibi**
No one should see him like this...
**[17:46] Hibi**
Wait, his head's gone.
**[17:58] Hibi**
He's holding something?
**[18:04] Hibi**
Kuro... You did it, man!
**[18:12] Taira**
He was able to retrieve a physiological
sample from a UN agent, as well.
**[18:16] Taira**
It'll be in the Ninja Lab's
hands soon enough.
**[18:18] Taira**
I want a detailed analysis and report.
**[18:22] Taira**
By the way, Onikobe died.
**[18:25] Taira**
Kato, her direct supervisor,
is being put before a Ninja Tribunal.
**[18:31] Taira**
He's done for.
**[18:58] Kawado**
Hey, kiddo.
**[19:01] Kawado**
What is this?
**[19:02] Eita**
U-Uh... It's about Kuro-san...
**[19:06] Kawado**
I know. The cops came by earlier.
**[19:10] Kawado**
Kuro-kun's room is open. Go on in.
**[19:13] Kawado**
I'll be there soon.
**[19:18] Ono**
Kuro-kun!
**[19:22] Ono**
Just the underwear thief...
**[19:24] Eita**
I am not a...
**[19:27] Eita**
Y'know, forget it.
**[19:29] Ono**
That was one hell of an explosion!
**[19:33] Ono**
I was in a vehicle and I still heard it.
**[19:37] Kawado**
But you guys were at a different
school, right? What's up with that?
**[19:44] Eita**
I don't know if you'll believe me, but...
**[19:50] Eita**
So that's when I got spooked and
kicked the thing she threw down.
**[19:57] Eita**
And it was... Kuro-san's head, I think.
**[20:04] Kawado**
His head!
**[20:04] Eita**
I-Is that funny?
**[20:06] Ono**
Wait. What about his funeral?
**[20:11] Ono**
I mean, I got my mourning clothes out, so...
**[20:16] Kawado**
From what the cops told me,
**[20:18] Kawado**
the funeral's going to be for relatives only.
**[20:23] Ono**
I see...
**[20:25] Kawado**
Feels so weird.
**[20:27] Kawado**
I saw him this morning,
but by the afternoon, he's gone.
**[20:33] (Flashback) Kuro**
You're as heavy... as I figured.
**[20:37] Ono**
Yeah. I talked to him this morning myself.
**[20:41] (Flashback) Kuro**
I hear you.
**[20:42] (Flashback) Kuro**
Ever since I tried the stuff Ono-san's mom
sends him, I don't like it anymore, either.
**[20:49] (Flashback) Eita**
Kuro-san... You're serious
about protecting me, right?
**[20:54] (Flashback) Kuro**
Yeah. Five hundred yen a pop.
**[20:57] Kawado**
Not a lot of good memories, actually.
**[21:01] Eita**
You, too?
**[21:03] Kawado**
Whatever, let's drink!
I'm gonna have some eggplant.
**[21:11] Kawado**
What's up?
**[21:14] Eita**
U-Um, well...
**[21:16] Eita**
Are boobs, like... hard?
**[21:20] Kawado**
Look, this is embarrassing,
so turn the lights out.
**[21:25] Kawado**
Okay, close your eyes...
**[21:28] Eita**
Right.
**[21:29] Kawado**
Gently, now.
**[21:32] Kawado**
Gently, like you're wrapping
your hands around them.
**[21:36] Eita**
R-Right.
**[21:37] Kawado**
What do you think, kiddo?
**[21:39] Eita**
Well...
**[21:41] Eita**
It's sorta like... I thought
they'd be softer, but...
**[21:45] Eita**
There's a reality to it,
and they feel really good.
**[21:50] Kawado**
You heard him!
**[21:51] Kawado**
Good for you, Ono-san! He likes your tits.
**[21:57] Ono**
Dunno how to feel about that.
**[21:59] Juniro**
Excuse me.
**[22:04] Juniro**
You're being kinda noisy.
Would you mind keeping it down?
**[22:09] Eita**
K-Kuro?
**[22:10] Kawado**
Uh, who are you?
**[22:12] Juniro**
Me?
**[22:14] Juniro**
I'm Kumogakure Juniro.
**[22:17] Kawado**
So... your brother...
**[22:20] Kawado**
Shame what happened to him.
**[22:22] Kawado**
Come on in.
**[22:24] Juniro**
That's all right.
**[22:26] Juniro**
I have to clean up from moving in.
**[22:30] Juniro**
And to be honest, it's not
like I lived with my brother.
**[22:35] Juniro**
So I feel kind of... disconnected from it.
**[22:39] News Announcer**
* There are still concerns for the*
* unaccounted for in the aftermath.*
***SIGN*** BREAKING Kodan High School Gas Explosion
**[22:45] News Announcer**
* Additionally, the body of*
* a Kodan High School student,*
***SIGN*** Confirmed death Kumogakure Kuro (24)
**[22:50] News Announcer**
* Kumogakure Kuro, age 24, was found on*
* the roof of a school in the same district.*
**[22:54] News Announcer**
* Any connection to the explosion*
* is currently under investigation.*
**[22:59] Noguchi**
That was a hell of a day.
**[23:02] Noguchi**
For today... I just wanna sleep.
**[23:19] Noguchi**
K-Kumogakure-kun?!
**[23:22] Toichi**
Heya. I'm Kumogakure Toichi.
**[23:31] Juro**
Doesn't matter how many times
you look. Kuro's still dead.
**[23:37] Juniro**
That fact doesn't change,
**[23:39] Juniro**
but we can change the future
by learning from what's happened,
**[23:44] Juniro**
Juro-niisan.
**[23:50] Juniro**
Or rather... Ten-san.