Season 1
- E1 - Throw a Rock, Hit a Ninja
- E2 - I Want to Be a Ninja
- E3 - Boobs: So Close, Yet So Far
- E4 - Do You Know What the Ninja Code Says?
- E5 - Kumogakure Is Within the Top 10 Common Family Names in Japan (Lying)
- E6 - The Lid on This Hellish Cauldron Has Come Off
- E7 - Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow?
- E8 - Every Last Ninja on the Surface Will Be Annihilated
- E9 - I'm Gonna Go Down in Shinobi History
- E10 - DAYS GONE BY AND DAYS TO COME
- E11 - Kuro Finally Took Up a Sword
- E12 - Business as Usual, Wrapped Up Tidy
E1 - Throw a Rock, Hit a Ninja
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[00:05] Captain
Get ready. Go!
[00:17] Delta 1
Clear!
[00:18] Delta 2
Clear!
[00:19] Delta 3
Clear!
[00:19] Delta 4
All clear!
[00:21] Captain
Here!
[00:27] Captain
Rock 'n' roll!
[00:31] Captain
Freeze! Hands up!
[00:34] Delta 1
Shit, what the hell is this?
[00:37] Delta 2
Is it a bomb?
[00:39] Captain
Nah, it ain't a bomb. It's a sword.
[00:42] Captain
Look carefully.
[00:43] Captain
His thumb for pressing the phone's
detonation button and his head
[00:47] Captain
got slashed off by a sword.
[00:50] Captain
Nobody else can do this but ninja.
[00:53] Captain
Look what's on the corner of the desk.
[00:57] Captain
It's an origami.
[00:59] Delta 1
Ninja... I wanted to see them for real.
[01:02] Captain
Are you kidding me? You wanna die?
[01:05] Captain
Thank God and your mommy
you didn't see them.
[01:14] Hibi
Mind the pipe.
[01:16] Hibi
It's surprisingly easy to trip on.
[01:18] Kuro
Uh-huh.
[01:31] Hibi
Looks like we're all here.
[03:06] Hibi
Careful. There's gum on the ground.
SIGN Episode 1: Throw a Rock, Hit a Ninja
[03:09] Kuro
Yeah.
[03:10] Hibi
It's been a long time, Kumogakure Kuro.
[03:14] Hibi
Then again, I guess I saw you at that
run-down apartment the other day.
[03:17] Hibi
You've always been great at
escaping and staying hidden.
[03:24] Kuro
Your burns from the lightning
strike healed, Hibi?
[03:30] Hibi
I'm covering it up with makeup, man.
[03:32] Hibi
But the scars won't heal
until I take you down.
[03:37] Hibi
Which I wouldn't mind doing right now.
[03:41] Hibi
Are you listening?
[03:43] Kuro
Hang on, my dick's kinda...
[03:46] Kuro
Oh, damn it. I stepped on the gum.
[03:51] Kuro
I noticed you staring.
[03:54] Kuro
What's your real name?
[03:55] Suzuki
Wait, me?
[03:57] Suzuki
I've got a bunch of Ninja Handles, but...
[04:00] Suzuki
My real name's Suzuki.
[04:02] Kuro
Suzuki...
[04:04] Kuro
The second most common
name in the country. You win.
[04:07] Kuro
Well, Hibi is, like, 1,500th,
so he can't compete.
[04:11] Kuro
1,500th... Pfft.
[04:15] Kuro
So, you guys ask me to come to
this roof, which is super visible...
[04:19] Kuro
Are you stupid or something?
[04:21] Hibi
I mean, isn't the normal routine to gather
everybody and have a cool-looking pose-off?
[04:26] Kuro
We're not in Jump, man.
[04:28] Kuro
A sniper could take us all out.
Let's call it a day already.
[04:31] Suzuki
Wait, really?
[04:33] Suzuki
I don't read manga.
[04:35] Hachiya
I'm not familiar, either.
[04:37] Hibi
I've always wanted to assemble
the team like this, though...
[04:40] Hachiya
I get what you're saying, Kuro-san,
[04:43] Hachiya
but take a look over there.
[04:47] Hachiya
The enemy's assembled, too.
[04:49] Kuro
So they're just as stupid?
[04:54] Kuro
Who're we dealing with here, Hachiya?
[04:57] Hachiya
The Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare's
Rear Support Maneuvers Division 2.
[05:00] Hachiya
They're called the Rear-Enders.
[05:04] Kuro
Hachiya...
[05:06] Kuro
Does anyone actually do
ganguro-style fashion anymore?
[05:09] Hachiya
This is bad. They're
definitely coming after us.
[05:12] Hibi
Then I'll make the first move.
[05:16] Kuro
Seriously, quit acting like we're in Jump.
[05:19] Kuro
Who's the strongest one here?
[05:24] Hachiya
Well, definitely not me.
[05:27] Kuro
Ultimately, results are all
that matters with shinobi.
[05:30] Kuro
I beat the dick-slicing foreigner,
so that makes me strongest.
[05:34] Kuro
If I take their strongest
fighter out, this'll be over.
[05:38] Kuro
Hachiya, who's their strongest?
[05:42] Hachiya
Going by their builds, probably her.
[05:46] Kuro
Nah. Usually you can count on
the biggest to be number two.
[05:50] Kuro
Number one's gotta be her.
[05:54] Kuro
She'll have some kind of
ultimate form, like Frieza,
[05:57] Kuro
that'll result in a simpler design.
[06:00] Hibi
You actually love Jump, don't you, Kuro?
SIGN You've got a laser pointer, don't you?
SIGN The school's got ears everywhere.
SIGN I've got one, but what do you need it for?
SIGN And yeah, I know.
SIGN Be ready for my signal. And good.
SIGN You'll want to hit her arm with the laser.
SIGN The real enemy is the director.
SIGN Yeah, that makes sense.
[06:26] Kuro
All right, I'm heading out.
[06:29] Hachiya
Be careful.
[06:32] Kuro
Down we go...
[06:39] Kuro
How'd it even come to this?
SIGN September 9th
SIGN July 22nd
[06:57] (Flashback) Kuro
Seven out of ten.
[07:11] (Flashback) Kuro
Four out of ten.
[07:22] (Flashback) Kuro
Zero out of ten.
[07:29] (Flashback) Kuro
I'm so bored.
[07:32] (Flashback) Kato
Sure seems like it.
[07:41] (Flashback) Kato
What is this? Assassination practice?
[07:44] (Flashback) Kuro
N-No! Nothing that fancy.
[07:47] (Flashback) Kato
I'm coming in.
[07:48] (Flashback) Kuro
Yeah, please, go right ahead!
[07:53] (Flashback) Kato
It's so damn hot.
[07:55] (Flashback) Kuro
S-Sure is.
[07:57] Kuro
I didn't notice him at all...
[08:00] Kuro
He must be a career ninja.
[08:06] (Flashback) Kato
You not gonna offer me a cold drink?
[08:09] (Flashback) Kuro
Sorry about that!
[08:10] (Flashback) Kato
I was joking. I already saw there was no fridge.
[08:15] (Flashback) Kuro
I, uh, share a fridge with the
person in the next room over...
[08:20] (Flashback) Kato
Lately, so many non-career ninja
have been failing to get any jobs
[08:24] (Flashback) Kato
that there've been rumors of
some making a break for it.
[08:29] (Flashback) Kato
So, despite the extra work, we've been
making the rounds to check on them.
[08:32] (Flashback) Kuro
S-Sir, I would never consider running away!
[08:35] (Flashback) Kuro
All I need is a job, and I'll work my butt off.
[08:38] (Flashback) Kato
It's no skin off the organization's ass
how many of you run off, really.
[08:44] (Flashback) Kuro
That's fair, yeah.
[08:46] (Flashback) Kato
Regulations are what they are, though.
[08:49] (Flashback) Kato
Remember that any attempt
to escape will get you erased.
[08:52] (Flashback) Kuro
O-Of course, sir.
[08:56] (Flashback) Kato
So...
[09:01] (Flashback) Kato
I have a job for you.
[09:03] (Flashback) Kuro
Y-You do? What is it?
[09:06] (Flashback) Kuro
Oh, I have to figure that
out myself, right? Okay.
[09:11] (Flashback) Kato
I have to say, the famous Kumogakure
clan has really fallen off.
[09:30] (Flashback) Kato
What's this? Going for my eyes?
[09:32] (Flashback) Kuro
N-No, it's just...
[09:35] (Flashback) Kuro
The toothpick in the ceiling fell.
[09:38] (Flashback) Kato
Oh, this?
[09:44] (Flashback) Kato
I'd say that's a ten out of ten.
[09:50] (Flashback) Kuro
Holy shit...
[09:52] (Flashback) Kuro
Well, the box seems normal enough.
[09:55] (Flashback) Kuro
A blazer? Seems like part of a school uniform.
[09:58] (Flashback) Kuro
And it comes with a hoodie...
[10:01] (Flashback) Kuro
Why, though?
[10:20] (Flashback) Kuro
Huh...
[10:24] (Flashback) Kuro
I get it. Dress for the ninja jobs you want.
[10:32] (Flashback) Kuro
I guess I'm supposed to
infiltrate this school.
[10:40] School worker
Hello, this is Kodan High School.
[10:43] Kuro
That was a close one.
[10:44] Kuro
Just remembered that parents usually
handle the transfer process.
[10:48] Kuro
I could claim to be the father, but that'd
seem out of place with the time of day.
[10:53] Kuro
It'd make more sense for the mother to call.
[10:56] Kuro
Unless specified otherwise,
[10:58] Kuro
a Genin is supposed to move
as soon as an order is received.
[11:02] Kuro
This lady's the only woman
in this apartment complex...
[11:06] Kuro
and she's not around.
[11:08] Kuro
And is it really wise to leave your window
wide open with your underwear out to dry?
[11:16] (Flashback) Kuro
Kawado-san? You in?
[11:21] (Flashback) Kawado
Hey, Kumogakure-kun,
can you get me some toilet paper?
[11:27] (Flashback) Kuro
Uh, sure, okay.
[11:29] (Flashback) Kuro
Where do you keep it, again?
[11:35] (Flashback) Kawado
It's in the damn bathroom, obviously!
[11:39] (Flashback) Kuro
Couldn't you get it yourself, then?
[11:42] (Flashback) Kawado
I obviously can't! Why is this
old dump laid out like this?!
[11:47] (Flashback) Kawado
And who the fuck leaves
the toilet paper so far away?!
[11:50] Kawado
That piece-of-shit landlord!
Does he not wipe his ass?!
[11:54] (Flashback) Kuro
Well, she's obviously hammered.
[11:54] Kawado
This is bullshit!
[11:56] (Flashback) Kuro
But considering I don't have
anyone else I can ask...
[12:01] (Flashback) Kawado
You can come in,
but if you look, you're dead.
[12:04] (Flashback) Kawado
I'll have you cast out of society!
[12:07] Kuro
Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh?
[12:12] Kuro
I am a shinobi.
[12:14] Kuro
And I make the impossible possible.
[12:33] (Flashback) Kuro
Here you go.
[12:39] (Flashback) Kawado
Quit looking!
[12:44] (Flashback) Kawado
Hello? Is this Kodan High School?
[12:48] (Flashback) Kawado
It's me! Y'know, me?
[12:51] (Flashback) Kawado
Come on, who else could it be?
Now gimme whoever's in charge.
[12:56] (Flashback) Kawado
What for? C'mon, you know why!
[12:59] (Flashback) Kawado
It's because my son's
going to enroll over there!
[13:05] (Flashback) Kuro
Huh? Well, she's had
a little bit to drink, yes.
[13:09] (Flashback) Kuro
She's not normally this bad.
[13:12] (Flashback) Kuro
Yes. I'm fine.
[13:15] (Flashback) Kuro
Thanks for your help.
[13:17] (Flashback) Kuro
Kawado-san.
[13:18] (Flashback) Kuro
Masterful performance. I appreciate it.
[13:22] (Flashback) Kuro
You helped create a really
convincing family background.
[13:24] (Flashback) Kawado
Oh, for real?
[13:26] (Flashback) Kawado
I played a stepmother a lot
at the role-playing club, so...
[13:31] (Flashback) Kuro
Bravo.
[13:33] (Flashback) Kawado
Okay, now drinks are on you,
like you promised!
[13:41] (Flashback) Kuro
Gonna need to borrow these, Ono-san.
[13:47] (Flashback) Kuro
Here. Beer.
[13:49] (Flashback) Kuro
Just the one, though.
[13:51] (Flashback) Kawado
How come your room is
connected to your neighbor's?
[13:55] (Flashback) Kuro
Not sure. It's been like that since I moved in.
[14:00] (Flashback) Kuro
Thanks to that, I don't
need my own refrigerator.
[14:03] (Flashback) Kuro
So, the entrance exam seems to have
a minimum English score required...
[14:07] (Flashback) Kuro
How hard would that be for
the second year of high school?
[14:13] (Flashback) Kawado
You're really gonna ask me, when I
dropped out three days into high school?
[14:18] (Flashback) Kuro
Sorry.
[14:19] (Flashback) Kuro
I never attended class myself.
[14:23] (Flashback) Kawado
Come to think of it, where is your mom?
[14:26] (Flashback) Kuro
According to my father, she said "trouble's
here" after I was born and then was gone.
SIGN Mother:
Father:
SIGN Trouble (Kuro) is here.
Kuro (9th son) is here.
[14:33] (Flashback) Kuro
But my father misheard her,
[14:36] (Flashback) Kuro
and ended up signing the paperwork
under the wrong impression.
[14:39] (Flashback) Kawado
Wait, that's why your name is Kuro?
[14:43] (Flashback) Kuro
Yep.
[14:44] (Flashback) Kawado
Not because you're the youngest out of nine?
[14:48] (Flashback) Kuro
I'm an only child.
[14:52] (Flashback) Kuro
I was actually best friends
in middle school with a guy
[14:56] (Flashback) Kuro
whose name was "Miracle,"
written with the kanji for "kiseki."
[14:59] (Flashback) Kuro
But he died in a lightning strike.
[15:06] (Flashback) Kuro
It's actually a sad story...
[15:08] (Flashback) Kawado
Oh, my sides!
[15:11] (Flashback) Kawado
How old are you, anyway?!
[15:13] (Flashback) Kuro
Seventeen years old.
[15:18] (Flashback) Kawado
I-I could've sworn you were older!
[15:21] (Flashback) Kawado
When I sleep, it's usually on
the upper shelf in the closet,
[15:24] (Flashback) Kawado
with Ono-san on the floor.
[15:26] (Flashback) Kawado
Like Doraemon?
[15:29] (Flashback) Kuro
Oh, here it comes, here it comes...
[15:32] (Flashback) Kuro
Watch this.
[15:35] (Flashback) Kawado
Nailed it!
[15:57] (Flashback) Kuro
Thanks for the drinks.
[15:59] (Flashback) Ono
Oh, what a relief! I've got some work!
[16:07] (Flashback) Ono
Time for a celebratory beer!
[16:12] (Flashback) Ono
I could've sworn I just saw someone.
[16:27] (Flashback) Ono
Hey! Kumogakure-kun, what the heck?
[16:30] (Flashback) Ono
Did you drink all my beer?!
[16:34] (Flashback) Ono
Huh? He's gone.
[16:38] (Flashback) Ono
You're the one who drank all
my precious beer, aren't you?!
[16:42] (Flashback) Kawado
I don't know what you're talking about.
[16:45] (Flashback) Ono
I've got the evidence right here.
SIGN Ono
[16:47] (Flashback) Ono
I wrote this! And I found
the can in your room!
[16:52] (Flashback) Kawado
Ono is a name I used
when I worked as a hostess.
[16:56] (Flashback) Ono
Oh, come on! Don't lie!
[16:58] (Flashback) Ono
I can go to the police
about this, you realize?!
[17:02] (Flashback) Kawado
The cops? That works out perfect.
[17:04] (Flashback) Kawado
I can tell them how you stole my underwear.
[17:09] (Flashback) Ono
I did no such thing!
[17:12] (Flashback) Kawado
Then where the hell are they?
[17:36] Kato
I see.
[17:37] Kato
So the top brass want to deal
with the MHLW's Rear-Enders.
[17:43] Kato
And why wasn't I told about this?
[17:46] Ozu
Partly because you don't take apprentices.
[17:49] Kato
What about Onikobe?
[17:51] Ozu
The woman's a serial killer.
[17:53] Ozu
She's too dangerous to let into the country.
[17:55] Ozu
More importantly, out of the four
Genin we sent into Kodan High School,
SIGN Shinobin
[18:00] Ozu
three were taught personally by us Chunin.
[18:04] Ozu
But Kumogakure Kuro's
got no record to speak of.
[18:11] Ozu
So I checked his file to see
what he's done before...
[18:15] Ozu
And what the hell is this?
[18:17] Ozu
He spends his days lazing
about a run-down apartment.
[18:21] Ozu
Sometimes he leeches beer off
his neighbor and goes into hiding.
[18:25] Ozu
You sure this kid isn't just some NEET?
[18:35] Kato
But it was Kumogakure Kuro
who took that foreigner down.
SIGN September 9th
SIGN July 23rd
[18:53] (Flashback) Ozu
Well, what can I help you with?
[18:57] (Flashback) Foreigner
Yes. Where do I find ninja?
[19:03] (Flashback) Ozu
Do you understand Japanese?
[19:05] (Flashback) Foreigner
Yes.
[19:06] (Flashback) Foreigner
Little bit.
[19:08] (Flashback) Foreigner
Kanji is very hard.
[19:11] (Flashback) Foreigner
I come to Japan to become ninja.
[19:15] (Flashback) Ozu
Yeah, okay, I see that.
[19:18] (Flashback) Ozu
We actually get a lot of
foreigners asking about that.
[19:21] (Flashback) Foreigner
So, where can I meet a ninja?
[19:25] (Flashback) Ozu
Well, one's right behind you.
[19:31] (Flashback) Foreigner
Ninja! Where are you?
[19:34] (Flashback) Foreigner
Is it you?
[19:36] (Flashback) Foreigner
Or him?
[19:37] (Flashback) Foreigner
Who is it?
[19:39] (Flashback) Ozu
Whoa, hey! Don't swing that sword around!
[19:42] (Flashback) Foreigner
No.
[19:44] (Flashback) Foreigner
This is an umbrella. I buy in Asakusa.
[19:48] (Flashback) Ozu
I noticed, but it's still dangerous, okay?
[19:52] (Flashback) Ozu
There's a Japanese saying...
[19:58] (Flashback) Ozu
"Throw a stone, and you'll hit a ninja."
[20:02] (Flashback) Foreigner
I know the saying.
[20:04] (Flashback) Foreigner
What does it mean?
[20:06] (Flashback) Ozu
It means there are so many ninja around,
you can throw a rock at random and hit one.
[20:11] (Flashback) Ozu
That's what.
[20:14] (Flashback) Foreigner
Where are they?!
[20:15] (Flashback) Ozu
Easy there. There's more to the saying.
[20:19] (Flashback) Ozu
"Throw a stone, and you'll hit a ninja...
[20:22] (Flashback) Ozu
but you won't know who it hit.
[20:25] (Flashback) Ozu
They're everywhere, and nobody knows."
[20:29] (Flashback) Ozu
That's how ninja are.
[20:31] (Flashback) Ozu
You won't find any ninja in Japan who
actually look like ninja, the way you do.
[20:36] (Flashback) Foreigner
Ninja...
[20:40] Narrator
After the war in the Pacific
theater drew to a close,
[20:43] Narrator
upon arriving in Japan, the Allied General
Headquarters issued Special Order 1,
[20:49] Narrator
demanding the Imperial forces
and Ministry of Home Affairs
[20:52] Narrator
provide the roster of affiliated ninja,
along with their surrender.
[20:57] Narrator
Securing the Japanese ninja,
who had been the most consistent threat
[21:00] Narrator
over the course of the war
to the Allied powers,
[21:02] Narrator
was considered to be crucial to the US,
[21:05] Narrator
establishing their superpower
position in the post-war status quo.
[21:09] Narrator
In fact, while he was stationed in Japan,
MacArthur had come under attack by ninja,
[21:14] Narrator
only for the situation to be resolved
by a faction of pro-American ninja.
[21:20] Narrator
Ultimately, however, the majority of ninja
organizations were dissolved by the GHQ.
[21:27] Narrator
But in the seven decades following the war,
[21:30] Narrator
the world entered an era of religious
and ethnic wars, as well as terrorism.
[21:37] Narrator
The ninja, thought extinct,
[21:40] Narrator
would demonstrate their abilities
on the front lines of these conflicts,
[21:43] Narrator
performing assassination and
sabotage missions in absolute secrecy.
[21:48] Narrator
And these numerous ninja have infiltrated
[21:51] Narrator
the majority of Japan's public
and private institutions,
[21:56] Narrator
where they monitor the people in secret.
[22:01] (Flashback) Kato
Got a delivery here.
[22:09] Narration
The ninja had survived.
[22:13] Narration
They are rumored to number 200,000.
[22:17] Narration
Ninja still exist in Japan to this day.
SIGN Episode 2: I Want to Be a Ninja
[23:56] Kuro
Kato's the tenth most common
family name in Japan, you know.
[23:59] Kato
Your point is?
[24:00] Kuro
I just barely win.
[24:02] Kuro
Since Kumogakure is within the top nine
most common family names in Japan.
[24:07] Kato
No, I really doubt that.
E2 - I Want to Be a Ninja
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[00:17] Kuro
Surrender and I can guarantee you'll live.
[00:21] Kuro
You can't think the government
has a chance against shinobi.
[00:24] Mako
I have my doubts about you being
able to win with that attitude.
[00:28] Mako
This rotating twister dagger...
[00:31] Mako
is more than capable of piercing
that blade-proof hoodie of yours.
[00:36] Kuro
Take a look at the back of your hand.
[00:44] Kuro
Finally noticed?
[00:47] Kuro
Did you really think shinobi like us would
[00:49] Kuro
infiltrate enemy territory
without fire support?
[00:52] Kuro
When I give the signal,
your arm will evaporate.
[00:55] Kuro
Our reach extends to
anywhere in the atmosphere...
[01:01] Kuro
with our "Escape."
[01:11] Hachiya
Granted, that's a lie.
[01:15] Kato
The incident this summer where
someone was cutting off male organs.
[01:21] Kato
There was a decent amount of talk about it.
SIGN Shinobin
[01:25] Kato
The foreigner responsible for it
[01:27] Kato
made a lot of noise about ninja,
so the top brass were concerned.
[01:32] Kato
They selected a handful of Genin
and sent them after the foreigner.
[01:38] Ozu
Yeah. I remember it all right.
SIGN September 9th
[01:42] Ozu
Because I was the foreigner's
first point of contact.
SIGN July 23rd
SIGN Nimble, invisible.
SIGN Nightly Japanese agent... ninja.
SIGN They're everywhere,
but impossible to find.
SIGN There's something so philosophical about that.
SIGN I want to be a ninja.
SIGN Episode 2: "I Want to Be a Ninja"
[04:01] (Flashback) Foreigner
Where are you, ninja?
SIGN Foot and Bicycle Traffic
[04:19] (Flashback) Sasama
All right, you little squirts!
[04:22] (Flashback) Sasama
Drink the breast milk!
Breast milk, fresh from the tap!
[04:28] (Flashback) Kid A
It's him! It's Mr. Breast Milk!
[04:32] (Flashback) Sasama
Come on, step right up and
have a drink! It's breast milk!
[04:35] (Flashback) Sasama
You can even suck from
the source, if you want!
[04:42] (Flashback) Foreigner
Ninja...
SIGN Wh-What the...
SIGN Some kind of ninja code?!
SIGN Why so close to the ground?
SIGN To keep it hidden from view?!
SIGN Are there more?!
SIGN Anything else?!
SIGN Anywhere!
SIGN Warning: If you piss here,
I'll cut your rotten rod off.
SIGN This is it.
SIGN Hey, it's you.
SIGN Kinda surprised you actually called.
SIGN Me?
SIGN I'm in Germany.
SIGN For work.
SIGN With you having left,
SIGN there's more to do.
SIGN So, what do you want?
SIGN I see it.
SIGN Warning: If you piss here,
I'll cut your rotten rod off.
SIGN No doubt about it.
SIGN This is a message from the ninja.
SIGN As for what it means...
SIGN Whoa.
SIGN Pardon me.
SIGN It says to cut the dick off of anyone taking a piss on the wall.
SIGN Rod is slang for dick.
SIGN You'll wanna cut two or three off,
SIGN and then the ninja will make contact with you.
SIGN Don't mention it. I'm glad to help.
SIGN If you're able to infiltrate the
world's greatest order of killers,
SIGN it only stands to benefit us.
SIGN And until then, consider your daughter
SIGN to be in our care.
SIGN Infants can be quite handy, after all.
SIGN If I cut three dicks off,
SIGN I can become a ninja.
SIGN If I become a ninja,
SIGN I can save my daughter.
[06:42] (Flashback) Driver
Ai-chan! You want a lift back to your place?
[06:45] (Flashback) Kawado
Oh, that's cool. I'm gonna
drop by the convenience store.
[06:49] (Flashback) Driver
Okay.
[06:50] (Flashback) Kawado
Good work today.
[06:53] (Flashback) Kawado
Y'know, I should probably
give Ono-san some beer.
[07:02] (Flashback) Old dude
Hey, girlie, what're you staring at?
[07:05] (Flashback) Old dude
You some kinda perv,
sizing up my schlong like that?
[07:08] (Flashback) Old dude
If you want a better look...
[07:10] (Flashback) Kawado
Dickhead.
[07:11] (Flashback) Old dude
Huh?! You want a piece of this?!
[07:13] (Flashback) Kawado
Dickhead.
[07:14] (Flashback) Old dude
Hey! Get back here!
[07:15] (Flashback) Kawado
Dickhead!
[07:16] (Flashback) Old dude
You got no vocabulary, do you?!
[07:18] (Flashback) Kawado
Dickhead!
[07:20] Kawado
Huh, a foreigner.
[07:28] (Flashback) Ono
That stupid girl...
[07:31] (Flashback) Ono
She chugs all of my beer,
[07:35] (Flashback) Ono
and then accuses me
of stealing her underwear!
[07:38] (Flashback) Kuro
Ono-san!
[07:40] (Flashback) Kuro
Why are you wearing Kawado-san's bra?
[07:45] (Flashback) Kuro
Why don't you tell me all
about it over some drinks?
[07:48] (Flashback) Ono
W-Well, actually, Kawado-san drank
all my booze, so I've got none...
[07:54] (Flashback) Kuro
Oh, don't worry.
[07:56] (Flashback) Kuro
There's that plum brandy
underneath the kitchenette
[07:59] (Flashback) Kuro
that your elderly mom sends you every year.
[08:03] (Flashback) Ono
How do you know about that?!
[08:06] (Flashback) Kuro
Well, cheers.
[08:08] (Flashback) Ono
Well... sure. Cheers.
[08:16] (Flashback) Kuro
Missus Ono's plum brandy really hits the spot!
[08:20] (Flashback) Kuro
I think I'll have some more.
[08:22] (Flashback) Kuro
Oh, don't mind me. I can pour it myself.
[08:27] (Flashback) Ono
How exactly are you familiar
with its taste, anyway?
[08:34] (Flashback) Kuro
So, regarding this bra situation...
[08:40] (Flashback) Ono
Well... it was about two weeks ago.
[08:44] (Flashback) Ono
Since I had been fired from my
old job, I was drunk off my ass,
[08:47] (Flashback) Ono
and on my way back to the apartment.
[08:51] (Flashback) Ono
That evening, it was weirdly hot.
[08:54] (Flashback) Ono
There was no breeze at all.
Just an overall creepy night.
[08:58] (Flashback) Ono
And when I glanced upward at random...
[09:03] (Flashback) Ono
There was a bra flying in the sky!
[09:07] (Flashback) Ono
You can imagine how shocked I was!
[09:10] (Flashback) Ono
And as disturbing a sight
as it was, I jumped after it!
[09:15] (Flashback) Ono
But when I caught it, I got the
feeling someone was watching me.
[09:20] (Flashback) Ono
So, despite being creeped out the entire time...
[09:24] (Flashback) Ono
I cast my gaze downward.
[09:30] (Flashback) Ono
And there he was! Between
the apartment and the wall!
[09:34] (Flashback) Ono
He was white as a sheet, and staring
at me with his eyes wide open!
[09:39] (Flashback) Ono
It was the ghost of a little boy!
[09:43] (Flashback) Kuro
I think that was probably just some
freshly pubescent neighborhood kid
[09:48] (Flashback) Kuro
who was flying a drone, actually.
[09:51] (Flashback) Kuro
He's been peeping on Kawado-san's
room pretty regularly.
[09:55] (Flashback) Kuro
I guess he's upgraded to stealing underwear.
[09:58] (Flashback) Ono
Don't you think that's the kind of thing
you should tell Kawado-san?!
[10:01] (Flashback) Kuro
More importantly, if you'd explained what
happened and returned the bra to Kawado-san,
[10:06] (Flashback) Kuro
wouldn't that have avoided any issues?
[10:10] (Flashback) Ono
Th-The thing is... I rushed
inside my room, terrified.
[10:18] (Flashback) Ono
And then I suddenly felt nauseous...
and the bra was there, so...
[10:23] (Flashback) Ono
Now, I did take it to the laundromat
to clean it the next day!
[10:27] (Flashback) Ono
But I realized... Wouldn't it be even
weirder if I returned it freshly washed?
[10:31] (Flashback) Ono
So I've been unable to give it back...
[10:34] (Flashback) Kuro
Ono-san... That doesn't explain
why you're wearing it, though.
SIGN I want to be a ninja
[10:46] News
Last night, a man was assaulted
on the street in 2-chome
[10:49] News
in Nerima Ward's Koinu neighborhood.
[10:53] News
The victim was seriously injured,
[10:54] News
and the police are treating the
incident as randomly targeted.
[10:55] (Flashback) Kawado
So tired...
[10:59] News
And now, our next story.
[11:00] (Flashback) Kawado
That's close by.
SIGN Late July 24th
[11:06] Sasama
Not getting a lot of pressure
out of my stream tonight...
[11:12] Narrator
Despite it being for a mission, he was
reluctant to grab another man's organ.
[11:18] Narrator
Thus, he would think back to the oden
he had eaten on his first day in Japan,
[11:23] Narrator
in order to better execute his task.
[11:26] Narrator
By imagining the penis as a
fried tofu pouch wiener roll,
[11:30] Narrator
he was able to dull his sense of revulsion...
[11:33] Narrator
But he soon realized his mistake.
[11:37] Narrator
The shaft that he had been imagining as a
piece of oden... was actually a piece of oden.
[11:44] (Flashback) Foreigner
He'll get behind me!
[11:46] (Flashback) Foreigner
Or not?!
[12:00] (Flashback) Sasama
Not moving the way I'd like to...
[12:02] Foreigner
A ninja.
[12:04] Foreigner
I thought I would need three dicks, but...
[12:06] Foreigner
I've managed to make contact.
[12:09] Foreigner
What is this feeling of elation?
[12:11] Foreigner
Is it the joy of getting to fight a member
of the world's greatest league of killers?
[12:16] Sasama
A karambit knife?
Some Russian assassin, then?
[12:20] Foreigner
For a moment... even
if it was just a moment...
[12:23] Foreigner
That thrill was stronger than
my dedication to my daughter!
[13:13] Foreigner
I need to be cautious of
those tricky ninja moves.
[13:18] Foreigner
Gotta think of him as moving
in 3D, not just on a plane.
[13:40] (Flashback) Sasama
Om anichi...
[13:43] (Flashback) Sasama
Marishiei...
[13:46] (Flashback) Sasama
Sowaka.
SIGN He vanished?!
SIGN But just the torso?!
SIGN That must be ninjutsu...
SIGN A camouflage technique, maybe.
SIGN My attacks amounted to nothing...
SIGN Ninja live up to their reputation.
SIGN The same day, 8 hours prior
[14:21] (Flashback) Kuro
I'm not getting much from wearing this.
[14:25] (Flashback) Kuro
Bras really are more fun to take
off someone else than wear yourself.
[14:29] (Flashback) Kuro
Y'know, I've never had the desire
to steal one before...
[14:33] (Flashback) Kuro
Yet, once Ono-san was gone, I had the
urge to grab this without asking him.
[14:37] (Flashback) Kuro
Is it just their inherent charm?
[14:41] (Flashback) Kato
You seem bored.
[14:49] (Flashback) Kato
And you talk to yourself. A lot.
[14:51] (Flashback) Kato
You haven't spilled any classified
information like that, have you?
[14:54] (Flashback) Kuro
Of course not!
[14:56] (Flashback) Kuro
This is just... rehearsing
the kind of act to put on
[14:58] (Flashback) Kuro
when I want to play a weirdo
that people want distance from.
[15:04] (Flashback) Kato
So that hoodie was inside the
package I gave you last time?
[15:09] (Flashback) Kuro
Oh, right. Along with a high school uniform...
[15:13] Kato
Looks like it's blade-proof and bulletproof.
SIGN Marishiten
[15:18] Kato
Marishiten 4.0?
[15:26] (Flashback) Kuro
So... want anything to drink?
[15:29] (Flashback) Kato
I'm not in the mood to be served
drinks by someone dressed like you.
[15:32] (Flashback) Kato
I want an update on the progress of your job.
[15:35] (Flashback) Kuro
Right.
[15:36] (Flashback) Kuro
After opening the package I received,
[15:38] (Flashback) Kuro
I discerned that the mission was
to infiltrate a high school...
[15:41] (Flashback) Kuro
So I've been on standby at home until
the entrance exam, which is this Saturday.
[15:46] (Flashback) Kato
I see. That means you've got
three days of free time, then?
[15:51] (Flashback) Kato
Have you heard of the Nerima Slasher?
[15:53] (Flashback) Kuro
Yeah, from the web.
Something about dicks getting cut off?
[15:58] (Flashback) Kato
Your job...
[16:00] (Flashback) Kato
is to dispose of him within three days.
[16:08] Kuro
That career ninja froze for a
second when he saw the hoodie.
[16:13] Kuro
There must be something more to it.
[16:21] Kuro
Om anichi marishiei sowaka.
[16:29] Mako
Ridiculous. Is that the
latest Marishiten model?
[16:32] Mako
The Metro PD's leaks were accurate.
[16:34] Mako
It only conceals the upper body,
with the rest being clear as day.
[16:58] Kato
Say, Ozu...
[17:00] Kato
You ever seen a Marishisten 4.0?
[17:03] Ozu
No. Don't they only go
to front-line operators?
[17:07] Kato
You'd think so.
[17:10] Kato
Sasama-san was hinting
about this on that day...
SIGN September 9th
SIGN July 25th
[17:24] (Flashback) Junna
Blue hoodie...
[17:27] (Flashback) Junna
A foreigner with blond hair and glasses...
[17:30] (Flashback) Junna
In a blue hoodie...
[17:33] (Flashback) Sasama
Whatcha looking for?
[17:35] (Flashback) Junna
None of your business, Mr. Breast Milk!
[17:37] (Flashback) Sasama
You been eating properly?
[17:40] (Flashback) Junna
Sure have. Steak, and pasta
Napolitan, and fried oysters...
[17:44] (Flashback) Junna
But the thing is, I'm on a diet.
[17:47] (Flashback) Sasama
A diet?
[17:51] (Flashback) Sasama
Little kids gotta eat, drink, and poop plenty!
[17:55] (Flashback) Sasama
Here, have some breast milk!
[17:57] (Flashback) Junna
Ew, there it is! The breast milk!
[18:00] (Flashback) Sasama
So a kid is looking for the foreigner...
[18:04] (Flashback) Sasama
But on whose orders?
[18:11] (Flashback) Junna
Blue hoodie, blond with glasses...
[18:19] (Flashback) Junna
I found the foreigner!
[18:20] (Flashback) Junna
Now he'll let me borrow the drone!
[18:23] (Flashback) Foreigner
Are you a ninja?
[18:27] (Flashback) Junna
I'm not a ninja. I'm playing hide-and-seek.
[18:29] (Flashback) Foreigner
Hide and... seek?
[18:32] (Flashback) Junna
I found you, Mr. Foreigner, so you lose!
[18:36] (Flashback) Foreigner
I lost?
[18:37] (Flashback) Foreigner
Yes, I have indeed lost. I even used a gun...
[18:42] (Flashback) Foreigner
But I wasn't able to defeat
a ninja in urban combat.
[18:46] (Flashback) Foreigner
Could you please bring me
my matsugo no mizu?
[18:50] (Flashback) Junna
What the heck is that?
Some water from Matsuko?
[18:53] (Flashback) Foreigner
No, it's... a last drink of water before dying.
[18:59] (Flashback) Junna
Sure, here you go.
[19:05] (Flashback) Foreigner
I feel alive again.
[19:07] (Flashback) Junna
Dying and reviving! You sure keep busy.
[19:10] (Flashback) Foreigner
How old are you?
[19:15] (Flashback) Junna
I'm ten.
[19:17] (Flashback) Foreigner
Ten years old...
[19:19] (Flashback) Foreigner
My daughter was just born recently.
[19:24] (Flashback) Foreigner
I wanted to watch her grow up.
[19:28] (Flashback) Foreigner
But... I doubt I'll ever see her again.
[19:31] (Flashback) Junna
Why?
[19:32] (Flashback) Foreigner
Because I failed my mission.
[19:36] (Flashback) Foreigner
The ninja won't let me escape...
[19:39] (Flashback) Foreigner
And my employers won't forgive my failure.
[19:44] (Flashback) Junna
But why?! Come on! It'll be okay!
[19:47] (Flashback) Junna
Just leave it to me!
[19:49] (Flashback) Foreigner
Th-Thank you, but...
please don't shake the shrine.
[19:57] (Flashback) Kato
It's good to see you again, Sasama-san.
[20:01] (Flashback) Sasama
Kato... Want some breast milk?
[20:04] (Flashback) Kato
No, thank you.
[20:08] (Flashback) Kato
Sasama-san...
[20:10] (Flashback) Kato
Why did you step down?
[20:14] (Flashback) Sasama
The fighting in Timbuktu was nasty.
[20:18] (Flashback) Sasama
Surrounded on all sides,
kilometers deep. Nowhere to run.
[20:22] (Flashback) Sasama
Kato, you're one of the few
people I trust to watch my back.
[20:28] (Flashback) Sasama
I thought having you guys at my back
would let me move forward,
[20:32] (Flashback) Sasama
so I opened the doors in front of me.
[20:35] (Flashback) Sasama
I kept doing that, and after every door,
there were only more doors. Never an exit.
[20:42] (Flashback) Sasama
It was depressing, Kato.
[20:45] (Flashback) Sasama
Have some breast milk. It's nutritious.
[20:49] (Flashback) Kato
Is this your way of criticizing
the organization?
[20:54] (Flashback) Kato
First Class Ninja Sasama.
[20:58] (Flashback) Sasama
Former, actually.
[21:01] (Flashback) Sasama
It's been seventy years
since the war ended,
[21:03] (Flashback) Sasama
but the Prime Minister still hasn't made
use of his priority command over us.
[21:10] (Flashback) Sasama
There are 290,000 police officers,
230,000 JSDF officers,
[21:15] (Flashback) Sasama
and 200,000 of us.
[21:18] (Flashback) Sasama
So how is it that over 90%
of our numbers are in Japan?
[21:22] (Flashback) Sasama
Why is it that the top of the Chunin class
have been recalled from overseas duty,
[21:27] (Flashback) Sasama
and stuck working on missions
inside our borders?
[21:31] (Flashback) Sasama
Why is a militarized organization of our size
not under civilian control by the government?
[21:38] (Flashback) Kato
UN.
[21:41] (Flashback) Sasama
Exactly. All of these questions
lead to the same thing.
[21:52] (Flashback) Sasama
Under Ninja.
[22:02] Kato
Gone already.
[22:04] Kato
But things are starting to get dicey...
[22:12] Ozu
Something wrong, Kato?
[22:16] Kato
No... It's nothing.
SIGN Episode 3: "Boobs: So Close, Yet So Far"
[23:55] Kuro
Ono is apparently the 70th most
common family name in Japan.
[23:58] Ono
That's so half-assed...
Makes me wanna say, "Oh, no!"
[24:02] Kuro
Wow. That was annoying.
I think I'll tell her about the bra.
[24:04] Ono
Please, not that!
[24:06] Kuro
See, that was when you
should've said, "Oh, no!"
[24:08] Ono
You're a funny guy.
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[00:17] Hachiya
An eye gouge and an arm break...
Kuro-san is pretty ruthless.
[00:22] Hachiya
From the sound of it,
I think her arm's shattered.
[00:26] Hibi
Nah. He had her joint over the rail,
so it's probably dislocated.
[00:30] Hibi
If he was serious,
he'd have snapped her neck.
[00:33] Hachiya
Well, I'm going to take her
to the nurse's office.
[00:37] Hibi
You know Seduction Arts?
[00:41] Hachiya
That's so dated.
[00:42] Hachiya
The term is "Grade-2 Operator
in Romantic Entanglement Actions."
[00:52] Eita
Yamada-san... Did you just hear
a scream coming from up above?
[00:56] Kuro
That voice...
SIGN September 9th
[00:58] Kuro
Eita?
SIGN July 24th
[01:03] Narration
On that summer evening,
[01:05] Narration
the boy found himself standing in a daze
in front of the apartment building.
[01:10] Narration
What he saw had lulled him into a trance.
[01:14] Narration
The bra he had failed to steal
was hanging from the wall.
[01:18] Narration
He could sense that it was a trap.
[01:21] Narration
But at the same time, adolescent
fantasies were stirring in his mind.
[01:26] Narration
If the woman this bra had
belonged to was responsible...
[01:31] Narration
Could she be waiting on the other side
of the window, with no bra on at all?
[01:53] (Flashback) Kuro
Pretty effective.
[01:56] (Flashback) Kuro
But the batteries on
this thing don't last long.
[01:58] (Flashback) Kuro
Gonna be tricky figuring out
when to use the invisibility.
SIGN Episode 3: "Boobs: So Close, Yet So Far"
[03:35] Eita
What just happened to me?
[03:38] Eita
Oh, I collapsed after grabbing the bra.
[03:43] Eita
This must be a room in
that run-down building...
[03:47] Eita
The question is who it belongs to.
[03:51] (Flashback) Kawado
Hurry and put it on me.
[04:04] (Flashback) Ono
Excuse me? Did you just sigh?
[04:07] (Flashback) Ono
I was nice enough to bring you
inside after I saw you out cold
[04:10] (Flashback) Ono
with that bra in your hands!
[04:13] (Flashback) Ono
Okay, you just clicked your tongue at me!
[04:15] (Flashback) Ono
I know you're the underwear thief, y'know!
[04:18] (Flashback) Eita
I'm remaining silent.
I want legal defense present.
[04:23] (Flashback) Eita
Until then, I'm not saying another word.
[04:25] (Flashback) Ono
What, did they teach you
about that at school yesterday?
[04:30] (Flashback) Kuro
Better not sit up yet.
[04:33] (Flashback) Kuro
You might've hit your head when you fell.
[04:37] (Flashback) Kuro
Why'd you collapse? Does that happen often?
[04:40] (Flashback) Eita
No... I remember there was this pain
in my left shoulder, and then I passed out.
[04:45] (Flashback) Kuro
Sounds like anemia.
[04:47] (Flashback) Kuro
I may or may not have heard something
about pickled eggplant being good for that.
[04:51] (Flashback) Kuro
Eat.
[04:52] (Flashback) Ono
That sounds made-up.
[04:57] (Flashback) Eita
I don't really like pickled foods.
Especially eggplant.
[05:01] (Flashback) Kuro
I hear you.
[05:02] (Flashback) Kuro
Ever since I tried the stuff Ono-san's mom
sends him, I don't like it anymore, either.
[05:06] (Flashback) Ono
Come on, Kuro-kun, that's just rude!
[05:09] (Flashback) Kawado
Anyone home?
[05:11] (Flashback) Kawado
Hey, you're drinking!
[05:14] (Flashback) Kawado
I want in!
[05:15] (Flashback) Kawado
Oh, right.
[05:17] (Flashback) Kawado
Here, Ono-san. I got you
a beer, so now we're even!
[05:21] (Flashback) Ono
Er, you actually drank more than one, but...
[05:24] (Flashback) Kawado
Aw, quit whining!
[05:27] (Flashback) Kawado
So, what's with the kid?
[05:30] (Flashback) Ono
W-Well... He's...
[05:34] (Flashback) Kuro
He actually...
[05:36] (Flashback) Kuro
found this bra, and went
out of his way to deliver it.
[05:42] (Flashback) Kawado
You did?! Well, thanks!
[05:46] (Flashback) Eita
It's fine...
[05:47] (Flashback) Kawado
Ooh, pickled eggplant!
[05:52] (Flashback) Kuro
Hey, kid.
[05:54] (Flashback) Kuro
You don't want the bra anymore?
[05:57] (Flashback) Eita
Uh, no.
[05:59] (Flashback) Eita
I think I'm okay now.
Considering I almost became a criminal...
[06:03] (Flashback) Eita
I appreciate you all not saying anything.
[06:05] (Flashback) Kuro
Yeah, you already did break the law, though.
[06:08] (Flashback) Kuro
What middle school do you go to, anyway?
[06:11] (Flashback) Eita
Er, I'm actually in high school.
[06:15] (Flashback) Eita
At Kodan High.
[06:17] (Flashback) Kuro
Seriously? You're that old?
[06:20] (Flashback) Kuro
You ought to know better, then.
Maybe I should call the cops.
[06:25] (Flashback) Eita
Wait! Please don't! I'll do anything!
[06:28] (Flashback) Kuro
Your school... Kodan High. What's it like?
[06:32] (Flashback) Eita
I'm not sure what you mean by that.
[06:34] (Flashback) Eita
Plus, I haven't been going to class lately...
[06:39] (Flashback) Kuro
Cutting classes, huh?
[06:40] (Flashback) Eita
Yeah.
[06:41] (Flashback) Kuro
You've got time to spare, then.
[06:45] (Flashback) Kuro
I'm looking for a blond foreigner
wearing a blue hoodie and glasses.
[06:50] (Flashback) Kuro
You find him... and I'll send you this pic.
SIGN At that time
[06:54] Sasama
Om anichi...
[06:57] (Flashback) Sasama
Marishiei...
[06:59] (Flashback) Sasama
Sowaka.
SIGN That must be ninjutsu...
SIGN A camouflage technique, maybe.
[07:13] (Flashback) Junna
Hey, welcome home, drone guy.
[07:15] (Flashback) Eita
Where'd you get that from?
[07:17] (Flashback) Junna
'Cuz you're always flying
your drone, drone guy.
[07:20] (Flashback) Junna
Hey, let me borrow it!
[07:23] (Flashback) Eita
Not happening.
[07:24] (Flashback) Eita
Anyway, did they lock you out again?
[07:28] (Flashback) Eita
Hang on...
[07:29] (Flashback) Eita
If you can find the blond foreigner with
glasses, I'll let you borrow my drone.
[07:35] (Flashback) Junna
Really?!
[07:38] (Flashback) Kid 1
Hey, free skateboard!
[07:40] (Flashback) Kid 2
Nice...
[07:42] (Flashback) Kid 1
Looks like it's still good, too.
[07:44] (Flashback) Kuro
Hey, kid.
[07:48] (Flashback) Kuro
That's mine.
[07:50] (Flashback) Kid 1
It's mine now. I picked it out of the trash.
[07:54] (Flashback) Kuro
Easy there. I'm not asking you to give it away.
[08:01] (Flashback) Kuro
How about we trade?
[08:04] (Flashback) Kuro
It belongs to a college student.
[08:06] (Flashback) Kid 1
Dude, we're in elementary school!
Why would we care?
[08:10] (Flashback) Kid 2
Y-Yeah!
[08:12] (Flashback) Kuro
Is that right? Because it sounds like bull.
[08:16] (Flashback) Kuro
You're old enough to get kicked out
of the women's area at the public bath.
[08:19] (Flashback) Kuro
That makes boobs seem so close,
yet so far away.
[08:23] (Flashback) Kuro
Someday, you're gonna need to unhook a bra.
[08:28] (Flashback) Kuro
It would only benefit you to
figure out how ahead of time.
[08:32] (Flashback) Kid 1
Wh-What do you think?
[08:34] (Flashback) Kid 2
I-It's your call.
[08:37] (Flashback) Kuro
You can enjoy that skateboard right now...
[08:40] (Flashback) Kuro
or invest in your future with this bra.
[08:44] (Flashback) Kuro
Which is better in the long run?
SIGN At that time
[08:48] (Flashback) Junna
I found the foreigner!
[08:50] (Flashback) Foreigner
Are you a ninja?
[08:54] (Flashback) Junna
This is my house.
[09:00] (Flashback) Junna
It's okay. They're gone.
[09:03] (Flashback) Junna
They'd get mad if they found out.
[09:05] (Flashback) Junna
I'm not actually supposed to be in here.
[09:08] (Flashback) Foreigner
Then where do you sleep?
[09:12] (Flashback) Junna
In here.
[09:13] (Flashback) Foreigner
This is... the bathroom, though.
[09:16] (Flashback) Junna
That's right. I'm not his daughter,
so I have to sleep here.
SIGN Child abuse...
SIGN In a country as wealthy as this?
[09:26] (Flashback) Foreigner
Junna-san, isn't it hard
sleeping in the bath?
[09:30] (Flashback) Junna
Not really. I'm used to it by now.
[09:33] (Flashback) Junna
I bet you're hungry, huh?
[09:35] (Flashback) Junna
Here! Have a cucumber.
[09:37] (Flashback) Foreigner
Thank you.
[09:38] (Flashback) Junna
I hate them, myself.
[10:01] (Flashback) Kawado
Knock it off!
[10:03] (Flashback) Kawado
What the hell? That's you, isn't it, Kuro-kun?!
[10:07] (Flashback) Kuro
Kawado-san?
[10:09] (Flashback) Kuro
Care to join me?
[10:11] (Flashback) Kawado
Come on, lift me up!
[10:16] (Flashback) Kuro
You're as heavy... as I figured.
[10:19] (Flashback) Kawado
If you knew beforehand,
then shut up about it.
[10:30] (Flashback) Kawado
Well, let's drink up!
[10:34] (Flashback) Kuro
Wait, are you treating me?
[10:37] (Flashback) Kawado
You bring that up after opening it?
[10:41] (Flashback) Kawado
Sure, it's my treat.
[10:47] (Flashback) Kawado
This is like one of those bier gardens!
Tastes better this way!
[10:53] (Flashback) Kuro
No work today?
[10:55] (Flashback) Kawado
That's right. It's my time of the month, so...
[10:58] (Flashback) Kuro
I see. I'd say you earned the rest.
[11:00] (Flashback) Kawado
You're basically in your
apartment all the time, huh?
[11:05] (Flashback) Kuro
Yeah. Haven't really gone
anywhere since I moved in.
[11:09] (Flashback) Kawado
You're a shut-in! What do
you do for food and stuff?
[11:14] (Flashback) Kuro
Early on, the landlady would feed me
lunch when checking in on things...
[11:20] (Flashback) Kuro
But she's been bedridden,
which means I've had to improvise.
[11:25] (Flashback) Kuro
I eat hyorogan and wild grass,
[11:28] (Flashback) Kuro
and treat myself to small
portions of Ono-san's rice.
[11:31] (Flashback) Kawado
Just get a job!
[11:34] (Flashback) Kuro
It's not as bad as "if I get a job, I lose," but...
[11:37] (Flashback) Kuro
I do feel like I'd rather die than get a job.
[11:40] (Flashback) Kawado
That's even worse!
[11:42] (Flashback) Kawado
What do you do about rent and stuff, then?
[11:46] (Flashback) Kuro
Y'know how my room's connected
to Ono-san's through the closet?
[11:50] (Flashback) Kuro
I'm technically staying in his guest room.
[11:56] (Flashback) Kuro
I was looking for somewhere to move,
[11:58] (Flashback) Kuro
when I came upon him getting mugged by
middle schoolers in front of the station.
[12:03] (Flashback) Kuro
I saved him, and it ended with me moving in.
[12:08] (Flashback) Kawado
You sure sound like you've
got enough energy for a job.
[12:13] (Flashback) Kuro
When I think about working,
I start feeling tired.
[12:18] (Flashback) Kuro
So I sleep.
[12:19] (Flashback) Kawado
Don't sleep!
[12:21] (Flashback) Kawado
Don't you have that entrance exam
coming up? You gonna be okay?
[12:25] (Flashback) Kuro
Studying also makes me tired,
so... I'm not sure.
[12:29] (Flashback) Kawado
In that case, why do
you want to go to school?
[12:33] (Flashback) Kawado
Well, I guess... you could say I've got
a nosy relative who got on my case.
[12:40] (Flashback) Kawado
Ugh, I know what that's like.
[12:42] (Flashback) Kawado
When I dropped out, this egghead relative
of mine would not shut up about it!
[12:48] (Flashback) Kuro
Why'd you drop out, Kawado-san?
[12:52] (Flashback) Kawado
Well...
[12:57] (Flashback) Kawado
Most people don't remember it,
[12:59] (Flashback) Kawado
but my parents died in that mess
near the end of February, in 2010.
[13:06] (Flashback) Kawado
I didn't really have time
for school after that.
[13:11] (Flashback) Kuro
The end of February 2010...
[13:14] (Flashback) Kuro
February 22 on the 22nd year of Heisei...
SIGN Ni-Ni Ni Ni-Ni Incident
[13:17] (Flashback) Kuro
The Nin-Nin-Ni Ni-Nin Incident.
The ninja disaster.
[13:23] (Flashback) Kawado
I gotta pee. Need to change my pad, too.
[13:26] (Flashback) Kuro
Okay.
[13:29] (Flashback) Kuro
Be careful on your way down.
[13:32] (Flashback) Kawado
I know.
[13:35] (Flashback) Kawado
I'm not gonna fall or anything!
[13:39] (Flashback) Kawado
Easy does it...
[13:54] (Flashback) Kuro
What the heck?
[13:56] (Flashback) Kawado
Kuro-kun?!
[13:58] (Flashback) Kawado
Kuro-kun! Don't move! I'll call an ambulance!
[14:03] (Flashback) Kuro
What about the bathroom, Kawado-san?
[14:04] (Flashback) Kawado
Too late now!
[14:10] Kuro
It's got an airbag installed? I see.
[14:18] Rear-Ender 2
Well, our leader's being dragged
off by the teddy bear guy.
[14:21] Rear-Ender 2
What do we do now?
[14:23] Rear-Ender 1
What do you mean?
The enemy is still in front of us.
[14:27] Rear Ender 2
Come to think of it,
wasn't there a girl with them?
[14:48] Rear Ender 2
Hey, are you okay?
[14:57] Suzuki
Surrender already.
[14:59] Suzuki
Or the next one's aimed at your face.
That'll leave a nasty scar.
[15:04] Kato
Suzuki was the first to engage
the dick-chopping foreigner, right?
[15:10] Ozu
Yeah. She's got a ton of ninja handles.
[15:13] Ozu
Like your student, Onikobe,
[15:16] Ozu
she graduated from the Ninja Technical
School's Kunoichi Program...
SIGN September 9th
[15:19] Ozu
at the top of her class.
SIGN July 25th
[15:25] (Flashback) Junna
Drone guy! Hey, drone guy!
[15:29] (Flashback) Eita
Seriously, why do you call... me... that?
[15:34] (Flashback) Junna
Gimme that drone!
[15:37] (Flashback) Junna
Come on, the drone!
[15:43] (Flashback) Junna
It's flying! It really flies!
[15:45] (Flashback) Junna
I'll let you go next!
[15:47] (Flashback) Junna
Do you know how to use it?
[15:48] (Flashback) Foreigner
I've flown a few suicide drones before.
[15:52] Eita
The blond foreigner in a
blue hoodie and glasses...
[15:56] Eita
I gotta call Kuro-san.
[15:59] Yoshida
Just when I thought it
had quieted down some...
[16:02] Yoshida
There's that drone again.
[16:05] (Flashback) Suzuki
Yoshida-sensei.
[16:06] (Flashback) Yoshida
Oh, right, right.
[16:07] (Flashback) Suzuki
Thank you so much for letting
me see your manuscript.
[16:12] (Flashback) Suzuki
Your depiction of the grief these ninja go
through was so vivid. I was honestly touched.
[16:17] (Flashback) Suzuki
Excellent work!
[16:19] (Flashback) Yoshida
I'm glad to hear that. It's quite a relief.
[16:23] (Flashback) Suzuki
This scene where the ninja
are all wiped out, especially,
[16:26] (Flashback) Suzuki
had me holding my sides in laughter.
[16:28] (Flashback) Yoshida
Uh, that's supposed to be a tragic scene...
[16:32] (Flashback) Suzuki
Now, I'd like to talk to you about
a few edits I was thinking of.
[16:35] (Flashback) Yoshida
R-Right.
[16:38] (Flashback) Hibi
Hey!
[16:39] (Flashback) Hibi
Crossing up upon the bypass,
heading to paradise in first class!
[16:44] (Flashback) Hibi
With an eye looking on the
future, and even the past!
[16:47] (Flashback) Hibi
And then...
[16:48] (Flashback) Taira
Shut the fuck up and walk, baldo.
[16:51] (Flashback) Hibi
Oh, sure.
[16:53] Hibi
That's my master for you.
[16:54] Hibi
He's bald himself, but he calls me,
with my long hair, baldo.
[17:00] (Flashback) Suzuki
First, I'd cut this part. It's just repeating
what was on the previous page.
[17:04] (Flashback) Yoshida
B-But that's...
[17:06] (Flashback) Suzuki
Let's drop this entire chapter, too.
[17:09] (Flashback) Yoshida
Wh-Whoa, that's basically
a rewrite at that point!
[17:12] (Flashback) Suzuki
Oh, this can go, too.
[17:15] Suzuki
And this scene at the beginning...
I'd like you to rewrite that.
[17:15] (Flashback) Yoshida
What happened to all that praise?
[17:20] (Flashback) Suzuki
Oh, sorry, the office is calling.
SIGN Capture the foreigner.
2-X-X Nishiki-cho in Nerima City.
Murayama Flats.
SIGN Understood
[17:28] Suzuki
Sensei, a question...
SIGN Roger that
SIGN Roger that
[17:31] (Flashback) Suzuki
What's the name of this slu—
I mean, apartment building?
[17:36] (Flashback) Yoshida
It's Murayama Flats.
SIGN Capture the foreigner.
2-X-X Nishiki-cho in Nerima City.
Murayama Flats.
[17:41] (Flashback) Suzuki
Sorry, my boss has urgent business for me.
[17:46] (Flashback) Suzuki
Please have the corrections ready
before 3:00 PM tomorrow.
[17:48] (Flashback) Yoshida
W-W-Wait! There's no way!
[17:51] (Flashback) Suzuki
If you'll excuse me.
[17:55] (Flashback) Yoshida
W-Wait...
[18:03] Suzuki
Yoshida-sensei.
[18:05] Suzuki
He's so anxious and hunched over.
[18:09] Suzuki
He'll probably be up all night
with those corrections.
[18:12] Suzuki
Good luck. I'll see you again tomorrow.
SIGN Cigarettes
[18:16] (Flashback) Taira
Pops, gimme some smokes and matches.
[18:19] (Flashback) Owner
Store's not even open anymore.
You should head on out of here.
[18:23] (Flashback) Taira
Don't be like that! Help a guy out.
[18:25] (Flashback) Owner
Who the hell gets their orders from
color-coded matches in this day and age?
[18:30] (Flashback) Owner
These days, there's those Marishitens
and that Escape thing...
[18:34] (Flashback) Owner
A buncha fancy gizmos with
old-fashioned names stuck on 'em.
[18:37] (Flashback) Owner
Which leaves guys like us
treated like antiques!
[18:41] (Flashback) Taira
I happen to like antiques, myself.
[18:44] (Flashback) Taira
The thing about tech is you can't
rely on it in the heat of the moment,
[18:48] (Flashback) Taira
when your life is on the line.
[18:50] (Flashback) Hibi
I hear the cheers, they come at me for years!
[18:54] (Flashback) Taira
Come on, Hibi, let's go.
[18:55] (Flashback) Hibi
Where to?
[18:58] (Flashback) Taira
Time for your first mission
at Murayama Flats.
[19:01] (Flashback) Taira
Consider everyone you run into an enemy.
[19:04] (Flashback) Hibi
Hell yeah. Finally some combat.
[19:11] Suzuki
The target is on the shared balcony
on the second floor...
[19:24] (Flashback) Junna
Hey, let me see it already!
[19:36] (Flashback) Foreigner
Pardon me!
[19:40] (Flashback) Junna
Ow...
[19:45] (Flashback) Junna
Hey! What the heck was that?
[19:47] (Flashback) Suzuki
You okay? Any injuries?
[19:49] (Flashback) Junna
Yeah! I skinned my knee!
[19:52] (Flashback) Suzuki
Sorry about that. But civilian
casualties come with the job.
[19:56] (Flashback) Suzuki
If you want to file a complaint,
[19:58] (Flashback) Suzuki
submit it to the local
courthouse within 30 days.
[20:02] (Flashback) Suzuki
Not that it'll matter.
[20:04] (Flashback) Suzuki
You're a high schooler, so you ought
to understand what's going on.
[20:07] (Flashback) Suzuki
If you want to avoid trouble,
keep that mouth zipped.
[20:10] (Flashback) Eita
I-I won't say a word!
[20:13] (Flashback) Suzuki
That drone of yours has
really complicated things.
[20:17] (Flashback) Suzuki
And I had an appointment
at the beautician later...
[20:19] (Flashback) Suzuki
Now I'm gonna be late.
[20:21] (Flashback) Eita
I-I'm sorry, but... I also
have no idea what's going on.
[20:28] (Flashback) Suzuki
Well, I'll still win in the end.
[20:48] (Flashback) Foreigner
She vanished?!
[20:50] (Flashback) Foreigner
Damn it!
[21:27] Suzuki
He's had electrocution conditioning.
[21:30] Suzuki
I screwed up.
[21:33] (Flashback) Foreigner
Was there bulletproof gel in her shirt?
[21:38] (Flashback) Foreigner
Is that enough to block .22 LR rounds?
[21:43] Suzuki
If hitting his heart with the taser won't
work, I'll have to aim for his head.
[21:48] Suzuki
I'll intercept his shot with my hand and
then redirect it to avoid a critical wound.
[21:54] Suzuki
I am not dying here.
[21:57] Foreigner
Her movements... She's not begging for mercy.
[22:00] Foreigner
Are ninja that fixated on survival?
[22:05] (Flashback) Hibi
Yo, yo, is someone playing with my yo-yo?
[22:11] (Flashback) Hibi
Damn, you both look like shit.
[22:14] (Flashback) Hibi
You pick a fight with the wrong person?
[22:19] (Flashback) Hibi
Well, the star's here now.
So where's my applause?
SIGN Episode 4: "Do You Know What the Ninja Code Says?"
[23:55] Kuro
Suzuki is the second most common family
name in Japan. You got me beat.
[23:59] Suzuki
Do you really care that much?
[24:01] Kuro
Isn't it nice to be highly ranked?
[24:02] Kuro?
There are 1,700,000 Suzukis across the—
[24:06] Suzuki
Let me stop you right there!
[24:07] Suzuki
And damn, you must really love Jump.
E4 - Do You Know What the Ninja Code Says?
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[00:06] Terrorist
Yeah, I know.
[00:07] Terrorist
I'll take those yankees down with me.
[00:12] Terrorist
Hm?
SIGN Hey. What's going on?
SIGN Hey!
[00:25] Terrorist
Shit!
[00:32] (Flashback) Captain
Freeze!
[00:34] Delta 1
Shit, what the hell is this?
[00:37] Captain
It's a sword.
[00:38] Captain
Look carefully.
[00:40] Captain
His thumb for pressing the phone's
detonation button and his head
[00:43] Captain
got slashed off by a sword.
[00:46] Captain
Nobody else can do this but ninja.
[00:51] (Flashback) Onikobe
Good to hear from you again,
Ninja Chief Kato.
[00:54] Kato
Sorry to bother you mid-mission.
[00:56] (Flashback) Onikobe
Not at all. I just finished.
[00:57] Kato
I'll get right to the point.
[00:59] Kato
What version of Marishiten
are you currently outfitted with?
[01:03] (Flashback) Onikobe
Sir. It's a Marishiten 3.5,
[01:06] (Flashback) Onikobe
official designation: Custom Powered
Active Camouflage Mk 10, Ninja Chief Kato.
[01:13] (Flashback) Kato
I see. Very good.
[01:15] Onikobe
Yes, sir. If you'll excuse me.
[01:18] Kato
Then the Marishiten that Kumogakure
has is the latest model...
[01:23] Kato
Does that mean this is where
the front line for this war is?
[01:28] (Flashback) Hibi
Damn, you both look like shit.
[01:32] (Flashback) Hibi
Well, the star's here now.
So where's my applause?
[01:44] Foreigner
Another one?
[01:46] Suzuki
Good!
[01:48] Suzuki
He can shoot me in the rear,
but that won't be a fatal shot.
[01:53] Suzuki
Better to regroup.
[01:56] (Flashback) Hibi
Well, it's one-on-one now,
so how about you—
[02:10] (Flashback) Hibi
What was I gonna say again?
[02:13] Foreigner
What are these ninja fully capable of?!
SIGN Episode 4: "Do You Know What the Ninja Code Says?"
[04:09] (Flashback) Junna
Mr. Foreigner!
[04:12] Suzuki
Multiple shinobi on the same mission...
[04:15] Suzuki
What's command trying to do
by having us compete here?
[04:18] Suzuki
Well, speculation won't get me anywhere.
[04:21] Suzuki
And if the alternative is getting
chewed out by my teacher...
[04:24] Suzuki
I'd rather help the target.
[04:30] (Flashback) Hibi
You look wiped already.
Might as well give up.
[04:43] (Flashback) Hibi
What now? Is the chick from
before flying that thing?
[04:46] Foreigner
Who's flying it? The woman?
[04:50] Foreigner
Then they aren't working together?
[04:53] (Flashback) Hibi
Well, whatever.
Two-on-one's funner odds anyway.
[04:56] (Flashback) Hibi
I'll smash the drone while I'm at it.
[04:59] (Flashback) Eita
No!
[05:01] (Flashback) Eita
Please don't do that!
[05:05] (Flashback) Hibi
Who the hell are you?
SIGN Nishiki-cho 2-chome Neighborhood Association
[05:10] (Flashback) Ozu
Huh? You're on this, too, Taira-san?
[05:13] (Flashback) Ozu
Y'know, you're not supposed to
smoke on the street in Nerima ward.
[05:20] (Flashback) Taira
I don't get what the bosses
are thinking here, Ozu.
[05:24] (Flashback) Ozu
Do you really need to know?
[05:26] (Flashback) Ozu
We're better off just busying
ourselves with the work.
[05:32] (Flashback) Sasama (M)
You two need to realize that if you
turn your back on the enemy in war,
[05:36] (Flashback) Sasama (M)
it will cost you your life.
[05:38] (Flashback) Taira
Captai—
[05:40] (Flashback) Taira
Er, Sasama-san.
[05:43] (Flashback) Sasama (M)
You runts want some breast milk?
[05:46] (Flashback) Ozu
Sasama-san, are you trying to say that
this is a war... and you're our enemy?
[05:51] (Flashback) Shimada
Ozu, have you forgotten that in our world,
[05:56] (Flashback) Sasama (M)
"to know" and "to die" may
as well mean the same thing?
[06:01] (Flashback) Taira
Sasama-san, we're just grunts.
[06:05] (Flashback) Taira
We can't go through life
without getting curious.
[06:14] (Flashback) Sasama (M)
If nothing else, you punks
talk a big game now...
[06:21] (Flashback) Kuro
Huh? It's going into an
apartment building's lot.
[06:30] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
Aw, what the fuck is this?!
[06:34] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
Junna! Why are you outside?! Huh?!
[06:37] (Flashback) Junna
I... I...
[06:39] Foreigner
This man is her father?
[06:43] (Flashback) Junna
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[06:47] (Flashback) Hibi
Civilians, huh? That's a pain.
[06:51] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
I told you to stay your ass inside
when you get home from school!
[06:55] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
Don't you see this masked freak
and this foreigner out here?!
[06:59] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
How many times do I have to tell you
to stop making me worry like this?!
[07:04] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
Do you need another lesson, is that it?!
[07:08] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
One shot!
[07:10] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
Two shots!
[07:12] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
Three shots!
[07:15] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
Four shots!
[07:19] (Flashback) Junna
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
[07:22] (Flashback) Hibi
Who the hell is this guy?
Maybe I should just take him down, too.
[07:27] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
You listening to me, damn it?!
[07:36] (Flashback) Hibi
Huh? What? What the...
[07:43] (Flashback) Hibi
This is...
[07:48] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
Junna!
[08:04] (Flashback) Suzuki
Hands off the civvies, okay?
[08:18] (Flashback) Hibi
That was Kuro.
[08:21] (Flashback) Hibi
Come on! Show yourself!
[08:30] (Flashback) Hibi
Damn it, that hurt, man!
[08:37] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
Wh-What the hell?!
SIGN You really do deserve to die.
[08:41] (Flashback) Junna Stepdad
I... I don't know what you're saying!
[08:47] (Flashback) Junna
Daddy!
SIGN Go and live.
[09:08] (Flashback) Foreigner
Ninja...
[09:32] (Flashback) Taira
So, who took him down?
[09:39] (Flashback) Taira
Already gone?
[09:47] (Flashback) Kato
Are you sure about this? You need
to be on the scene to claim the credit.
[09:52] (Flashback) Kuro
Well... it seems like a pain, so...
SIGN September 9th 12:46 p.m.
[10:05] Eita
Yamada-san...
[10:06] Eita
Did you just hear a scream
coming from up above?
[10:11] Eita
Yamada-san?
[10:13] Yamada
Huh? Did you say something?
[10:23] Suzuki
Surrender already.
[10:25] Suzuki
Or the next one's aimed at your face.
That'll leave a nasty scar.
[10:33] Hibi
The whole group's been subdued.
[10:36] Hibi
Wait. I didn't get to do anything.
SIGN Nurse's Office
[10:42] Hachiya
There. That should do it.
[10:47] Hachiya
Sorry about this. Those people
I'm with are kind of crazy...
[10:50] Hachiya
I don't really know how to deal with them.
[10:54] Mako
Why'd you help me? I'm your enemy.
[11:00] Hachiya
I've been... curious about you for a while now.
[11:12] Hachiya
You always wear that makeup...
and you're always on your own, right?
[11:19] Mako
I don't need friends.
[11:21] Hachiya
That's kumadori makeup, right? From kabuki?
[11:25] Mako
You know about kumadori?
[11:27] Hachiya
Well, yeah!
[11:29] Hachiya
The other two just had ganguro-style
makeup... but not you.
[11:35] Hachiya
I think you have a complex
about the way you look.
[11:41] Mako
I don't want a lecture from you.
[11:44] Hachiya
You want people to believe the kumadori
makeup is meant to show you're the leader...
[11:49] Hachiya
But I think otherwise.
[11:51] Hachiya
We infiltrated the school, but you
made really obvious contact...
[11:55] Hachiya
and lost on purpose, right?
[11:59] Hachiya
The fact that you lost isn't what I care about.
[12:02] Hachiya
It's your makeup that I find interesting.
[12:10] Hachiya
Is it okay if I come over there?
[12:15] Mako
It's fine...
[12:24] Mako
What?
[12:26] Hachiya
You have such pretty, straight hair.
[12:31] Hachiya
Mine's naturally curly. When it
gets humid, it's just the worst.
[12:35] Hachiya
I've always wished I had straight hair.
[12:37] Mako
I-It's not that great.
[12:39] Hachiya
You're wearing red kumadori makeup.
[12:44] Hachiya
Villains wear blue.
[12:46] Hachiya
Oni and yokai wear brown.
[12:49] Hachiya
But red... is the color for the protagonist.
[12:53] Hachiya
You might not realize it,
but you want to be the star.
[12:57] Hachiya
I think maybe you want people
to pay more attention to you.
[13:03] Hachiya
Sorry, I didn't mean to get so analytical.
[13:06] Hachiya
I just want to get to know you better, so...
[13:10] Hachiya
"It's true!"
[13:11] Hachiya
"This runt loves to run his mouth!"
[13:15] Hachiya
"Better watch yourself.
He's trying to be slick and win you over!"
[13:20] Hachiya
S-Stupid! Don't say weird stuff like that.
[13:23] Hachiya
"It's the truth, though!"
[13:25] Hachiya
Stop it!
[13:27] Hachiya
"Hey, you smiled for the first time!"
[13:30] Hachiya
"I'm this guy's master."
[13:32] Hachiya
You've got that backwards!
Sorry for all the weirdos around me.
[13:36] Hachiya
"I'm not a weirdo!"
[13:39] Hachiya
So, as you can see, I can barely
talk without a teddy bear.
[13:45] Hachiya
I'm like you. Trapped inside my own shell.
[13:50] Hachiya
I'm sure you know this already,
but in my organization,
[13:54] Hachiya
they kidnap small children
and call it "recruitment,"
[13:58] Hachiya
turning them into completely
loyal killing machines.
[14:04] Hachiya
I'm no different.
[14:06] Hachiya
The only thing I have from before
I was kidnapped is this teddy bear.
[14:12] Hachiya
He's like a part of me.
[14:19] Hachiya
But... I'm willing to put him down...
[14:23] Hachiya
if you're willing to take your makeup off.
[14:28] Hachiya
"Aw, come on."
[14:32] Mako
You don't need to do that...
[14:36] Hachiya
I want...
[14:38] Hachiya
to see the real you.
[14:46] Mako
Okay...
[14:56] Kato
This student of yours, Hachiya Shion...
He didn't engage the foreigner.
[15:02] Kato
Seems to have just sat back and watched.
[15:06] Ozu
Hachiya-kun isn't exactly a typical genin.
[15:12] Kato
So, how exactly was the dick-slicing
foreigner dealt with, anyway?
[15:18] Ozu
That's right, you weren't there...
SIGN September 9th
SIGN July 25th
[15:34] (Flashback) Taira
Out of the three you fought,
who was the strongest?
[15:39] (Flashback) Foreigner
The conditions were different each time,
[15:43] (Flashback) Foreigner
so it's hard to make a generalization.
[15:45] (Flashback) Foreigner
But the one at the end, who was waiting
inside the vehicle, was the scariest.
[15:53] (Flashback) Foreigner
I sensed another, too, but they never showed.
[15:59] (Flashback) Foreigner
I wonder what that was about...
[16:05] Ozu
He actually realized my
student was there, too.
[16:11] (Flashback) Taira
Gotta say, you can walk pretty well,
what with the bag and all.
[16:21] (Flashback) Sasama (M)
Okay. You can take it off him now.
[16:27] (Flashback) Sasama (M)
And help me out of this thing, would you?
[16:30] (Flashback) Ozu
You sure?
[16:33] (Flashback) Sasama (M)
It's hot, damn it!
[16:36] (Flashback) Ozu
What was the passcode again?
[16:39] (Flashback) Sasama (M)
It's 0355. It sounds like
"old man go go" out loud.
[16:43] (Flashback) Ozu
Let's see... 0355.
[17:02] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
I should've said so earlier, but...
[17:05] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
The name's Sasama. It's a pleasure.
[17:08] (Flashback) Ozu
If it's too hot, why wear that thing at all?
[17:11] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
Oh, come on.
[17:13] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
The Ninja Lab has been on my ass
about testing a new Marishiten beta.
[17:18] (Flashback) Ozu
You're already an urban legend, y'know.
[17:21] (Flashback) Ozu
Folks on the Internet were posting
about an old man with no torso.
[17:24] (Flashback) Ozu
Though I'm sure intel has
already deleted the videos...
SIGN He vanished?!
SIGN But just the torso?!
[17:30] (Flashback) Taira
It's the lab's fault for making
a buncha half-baked crap.
[17:33] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
We're not supposed to use any full-spec
Marishiten inside Japan's borders.
[17:38] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
It's part of our deal with the police.
[17:41] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
We've got plenty of enemies,
at home and abroad.
[17:46] (Flashback) Ozu
Yeah, if someone had a full-spec model,
[17:48] (Flashback) Ozu
they could waltz in through the front door
of the Prime Minister's residence
[17:51] (Flashback) Ozu
and do whatever they wanted.
[17:54] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
Our already limited freedom in Japan
[17:58] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
is the result of the trust
we've built with the police.
[18:01] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
Part of that is limiting
the arsenal we utilize.
[18:05] (Flashback) Taira
Is the Ministry of Defense
the problem, then?
SIGN Ministry of
Defense
[18:08] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
On the surface, at least, we're in a honeymoon
phase with the current administration.
[18:12] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
They're working with the Ninja Lab
to co-develop weapons, even.
[18:15] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
The issue is the faction descended from the
old Imperial Army's Nakano Military School...
[18:19] (Flashback) Taira
That'd be the Ministry of Health, Labour and
Welfare's Rear Support Maneuvers Division 2.
[18:24] (Flashback) Ozu
They're the ones called
the Rear-Enders, right?
[18:27] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
That's what they publicly
call their action teams, yeah.
[18:29] (Flashback) Ozu
And you think the prime minister
is giving them orders in secret?
[18:34] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
Do I really need to spell it out?
[18:36] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
If you sit in the central seat of power,
[18:38] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
you're gonna resent a secondary
layer being out there.
[18:42] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
Which is an opportunity for our true enemy,
[18:44] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
who is encouraging these rivalries,
and plotting the government's downfall...
[18:48] (Flashback) Taira
And that's Under Ninja.
[18:58] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
To go underground for the 70-plus years since
the war while dodging our intel network,
[19:04] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
you'd need the resources of an
organization bigger than ours.
[19:08] (Flashback) Ozu
You think they're making their move?
[19:10] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
I'd say it's our job to find that out.
[19:14] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
The old Imperial Army Nakano School had
two branch schools: the Futamata School and...
[19:19] (Flashback) Taira
The Egota School in Nerima.
[19:21] (Flashback) Ozu
And where the Egota School used to stand...
[19:25] (Flashback) Ozu
is Kodan High School.
[19:28] (Flashback) Ozu
I get it now. This ties
the whole thing together.
[19:32] (Flashback) Ozu
And that's why the genin
are being sent to infiltrate it.
[19:41] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
What is it? You look like
you've got something to say.
[19:45] (Flashback) Foreigner
Why would you talk about
all of this in front of me?
[19:52] (Flashback) Foreigner
Even if you're going to kill me,
it seems careless.
[19:59] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
You don't seem to understand.
[20:02] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
We're talking about it because
you're already one of us.
[20:07] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
Even if they weren't armed
with lethal weapons,
[20:10] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
you still managed to fight on
even terms against two genin.
[20:14] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
Our international department wants you.
[20:19] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
As of today, you are shinobi.
[20:31] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
And do you know what the shinobi code says?
[20:34] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
Your employers, your family, your old life...
[20:39] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
You must cast it all away.
SIGN Oh, it's you.
SIGN I'm surprised you're alive.
SIGN Huh?
SIGN You were able to infiltrate the ninja?
SIGN No one has ever managed that before.
SIGN Excellent!
SIGN Whoa.
SIGN You all right?
SIGN Y-You... betrayed us...
SIGN Hey, hey,
SIGN these are gonna be your last words.
SIGN Better choose them carefully.
SIGN Aw, he's done for already...
[21:37] Shimada
This is Shimada with the
international department.
[21:39] Shimada
Your daughter is safe.
[21:43] (Flashback) Shimada
We're going to dismantle your organization.
[21:48] (Flashback) Shimada
If you want to see your daughter,
[21:50] (Flashback) Shimada
you need to rendezvous ASAP
and participate in the operation.
[21:53] (Flashback) Shimada
That is all.
[22:10] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
What's the matter?
[22:12] (Flashback) Sasama (F)
You've got a mission, right? Then get going.
[22:19] (Flashback) Foreigner
Yes, ma'am!
SIGN Episode 5: "Kumogakure Is Within the Top 10 Common Family Names in Japan (Lying)"
[23:55] Kuro
Looks like Hibi is somewhere around the 1500s
for the most common family names in Japan.
[23:58] Hibi
You giving me shit about my name?
[24:00] Kuro
Of course not.
[24:01] Kuro
"Miracle" being written
with the kanji "Kiseki"
[24:03] Kuro
is something I tell people about when
I drink with them, and they love it.
[24:05] Hibi
So my name's gone viral, huh?
[24:07] Kuro
Wow, he has no idea
they were laughing at him.
E5 - Kumogakure Is Within the Top 10 Common Family Names in Japan (Lying)
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[00:02] Noguchi
Lunch is taking forever.
[00:04] Noguchi
I had no idea being on
the outs sucked this hard.
[00:07] Noguchi
And it's not like I can get the groups
I used to look down on to accept me...
[00:16] Sato
I can't think of anyone.
[00:19] Sato
But I really wanna talk to someone...
[00:23] Sato
A boy with no torso.
[00:26] Sato
I wanna tell someone about it. But...
[00:31] Sato
If they think I'm some kinda occult maniac,
[00:33] Sato
I'll be even more of an outcast
than I already am.
[00:39] Noguchi
That plain girl from class...
[00:41] Sato
That flashy girl from class...
[00:44] Noguchi
What're you up to?
[00:45] Sato
Uh, well, outside...
[00:48] Sato
I mean, not right now, but before...
[00:52] Noguchi
Huh? Kuro-kun?
[00:56] Sato
Oh, Kumogakure-kun?
[00:59] Sato
You call the transfer
student by his given name?
[01:02] Sato
Do you know him?
[01:03] Noguchi
No, not exactly!
[01:06] Noguchi
I mean, I guess you could
say that, technically...
SIGN September 9th
SIGN July 27th
[01:15] Kuro
Transfer exams, huh?
[01:18] Kuro
I really hate having to go to school.
[01:22] Kuro
Maybe I'm better off getting ready to die.
[01:26] Kuro
A teacher was supposed to be waiting,
but I don't see anyone.
[01:31] Kuro
'Kay, better leave, then.
[01:32] (Flashback) Noguchi
Excuse me. You're in the way.
SIGN Episode 5: "Kumogakure Is Within the Top 10 Common Family Names in Japan (Lying)"
[03:10] Noguchi
Hey, isn't it kinda hot to wear
a hoodie underneath your blazer?
[03:14] (Flashback) Kuro
Yeah, it is.
[03:16] (Flashback) Noguchi
Then why not take it off?
[03:19] (Flashback) Kuro
Don't wanna.
[03:20] (Flashback) Noguchi
Man, you're kinda annoying.
[03:23] (Flashback) Noguchi
Are you—
[03:24] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Oh, Noguchi.
[03:25] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Let's start your extra lessons.
[03:27] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
And you must be the transfer student...
Kamikakushi, was it?
[03:32] (Flashback) Kuro
Kumogakure, actually.
[03:34] (Flashback) Noguchi
Kumogakure? Never met someone
with that name before.
[03:38] (Flashback) Kuro
It's not that rare.
[03:40] (Flashback) Kuro
They make a ranking of the most
common family names every year,
[03:43] (Flashback) Kuro
and it's always in the top ten.
[03:44] (Flashback) Noguchi
What? It is?!
[03:47] (Flashback) Kuro
It's common knowledge. Ask anyone.
[03:49] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Oh, come on, now...
[03:51] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
You can't just lie about stuff like that.
[03:53] (Flashback) Noguchi
It was a lie?! That is so annoying!
[03:57] (Flashback) Kuro
Wait, it was a lie?
[03:59] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
You're asking me?
[04:01] (Flashback) Kuro
Noguchi, the teacher says not to lie.
[04:04] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
I was telling you that, actually.
[04:08] (Flashback) Noguchi
Can we drop this subject?
I'm getting confused.
[04:14] (Flashback) Homeroom teach
One other thing...
[04:15] (Flashback) Homeroom teach
If you end up enrolling here,
you'll need to shave your facial hair.
[04:20] (Flashback) Kuro
I actually would like to, sir...
[04:23] (Flashback) Kuro
But my mother works in
the "hospitality" industry,
[04:26] (Flashback) Kuro
and she has a monopoly on all our
devices for removing body hair.
[04:30] (Flashback) Kuro
She never lets me use them.
[04:34] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Uh... I-I see.
[04:37] (Flashback) Noguchi
What's your mom do? I've been thinking
about getting into that stuff.
[04:40] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Whoa, now...
[04:42] (Flashback) Kuro
She does outcalls.
[04:43] (Flashback) Kuro
She's pretty open about her work,
so you can ask her about it.
[04:46] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Noguchi, you need to focus on your extra
lessons so you can improve your test scores,
[04:51] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
or you might actually get held back.
[04:54] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Your livelihood is on the line.
[04:57] (Flashback) Noguchi
How am I supposed to know what I wanna
do with my life when I'm not even 18?
[05:09] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Uh, Kumogakure-kun? Go ahead and sit down.
[05:13] (Flashback) Noguchi
Dude, you're creeping me out.
[05:15] (Flashback) Kuro
Don't mind me.
[05:22] (Flashback) Kuro
This'll do.
[05:23] (Flashback) Noguchi
After all that?! Why so close?
[05:26] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Okay, Noguchi, let's get
your lessons taken care of.
[05:29] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
As for you, feel free to start
with English, Japanese, or math.
[05:33] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Let me know when you're done.
[05:34] (Flashback) Kuro
Okay.
[05:38] Kuro
Just like Hachiya said...
[05:42] (Flashback) Hachiya
Pardon me.
[05:44] (Flashback) Ono
Who in the world are you?!
[05:47] (Flashback) Hachiya
My name's Hachiya Shion.
[05:49] (Flashback) Hachiya
It's a pleasure to make your acquie—
er, your acquaintance.
[05:54] (Flashback) Ono
Hey! No shoes in here!
[05:57] (Flashback) Ono
"Shut up, dickhead!"
[05:59] (Flashback) Ono
These are for all of you.
[06:01] (Flashback) Kawado
Hey, how thoughtful!
[06:03] (Flashback) Hachiya
That'll be 500 yen apiece.
[06:05] (Flashback) Ono
You're charging? And highway robbery...
[06:08] (Flashback) Kuro
So. You need something?
[06:11] (Flashback) Ono
Th-That's right!
What are you even doing here?
[06:14] (Flashback) Hachiya
"Pipe down, dickhead!"
SIGN I was at the scene of the encounter with the foreigner yesterday.
SIGN During your exam tomorrow, pay attention to the floor.
SIGN I actually did sense someone else was around.
SIGN And I appreciate the help.
[06:33] (Flashback) Hachiya
My intention was to finish off the foreigner
[06:37] (Flashback) Hachiya
after he was exhausted from the fight
at the apartment building...
[06:41] (Flashback) Hachiya
But because of you, my first
battle never came to be,
[06:44] (Flashback) Hachiya
causing my master embarrassment,
which I deeply regret.
[06:51] (Flashback) Hachiya
Oh, that'll be 2,500 yen.
[06:53] (Flashback) Ono
Wait, I have to pay?!
[06:56] (Flashback) Hachiya
Kumogakure Kuro-kun.
[06:59] (Flashback) Hachiya
I'll be waiting at Kodan High School.
[07:03] Kuro
The answers are on the floor.
[07:05] Kuro
"Japanese"... This must cover that section.
[07:09] Homeroom Teacher
After the fall of the Kamakura shogunate
[07:09] Kuro
Guess I'll fill in the answers,
and with the leftover time,
[07:11] Homeroom Teacher
came the Kenmu era and its
new governing structure.
[07:13] Kuro
I'll go back and add enough mistakes
to make it seem natural.
[07:16] Homeroom Teacher
The samurai class at the time
rebelled against this,
[07:18] Homeroom Teacher
and that became known as the Nakasendai War.
[07:21] Homeroom Teacher
Then...
[07:24] (Flashback) Noguchi
Ew! Ew!
[07:26] (Flashback) Homeroom Teacher
What is it, Noguchi?
[07:28] (Flashback) Noguchi
Bugs! Everywhere!
[07:31] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Are those eggs or something?
[07:34] (Flashback) Noguchi
There are so many and they're
different colors and it's nasty!
[07:39] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
I think they might be rice grains, not eggs...
[07:42] (Flashback) Kuro
Oh, those things will give
you the nastiest rash.
[07:47] (Flashback) Kuro
The Japanese name for them is "Pseudo-Rice."
[07:51] (Flashback) Kuro
Pretty rare, actually,
and their eggs are crazy toxic.
[07:54] (Flashback) Kuro
They're set up like that, two at a time,
[07:57] (Flashback) Kuro
so that right after birth,
the male and female pairs
[08:00] (Flashback) Kuro
can start reproducing immediately.
[08:04] (Flashback) Noguchi
That's somehow even worse!
[08:07] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
D-Do bugs like that really exist?
[08:10] (Flashback) Kuro
It's a big world, you know.
[08:12] (Flashback) Kuro
Much bigger than what we cover in class.
[08:15] (Flashback) Kuro
There are all kinds of bugs like that,
which may or may not exist.
[08:19] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Well, better safe than sorry.
[08:21] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Noguchi, grab a broom.
[08:24] (Flashback) Noguchi
Roger that!
[08:32] (Flashback) Kuro
Oh, my eraser fell.
[08:37] (Flashback) Kuro
Let's see...
[08:52] (Flashback) Noguchi
Somebody touched my ass!
[08:55] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Settle down, Noguchi! There's no one
close enough to you to have done that!
[08:59] Homeroom Teach
Easy now, Noguchi! Deep breaths! Come on!
[09:00] Kuro
That'll buy me a few seconds.
Let's fill in the Japanese answers first...
[09:04] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Augh, I stepped on the eggs!
[09:10] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Honestly, why'd they have to be laid
in the middle of a classroom?
[09:16] Kuro
There go my English answers.
[09:18] Kuro
I need to protect the math answers
at my feet, at least...
[09:24] Kuro
Ninpo: Water Escape Technique.
[09:27] (Flashback) Noguchi
Sensei, I think maybe we
should wrap it up for the...
[09:33] (Flashback) Noguchi
Sensei! The floor! Look!
[09:36] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Kumogakure-kun?!
[09:37] (Flashback) Noguchi
He totally just pissed himself!
[09:40] (Flashback) Noguchi
I'm gonna grab a rag!
[09:42] (Flashback) Kuro
Th-The truth is...
[09:44] (Flashback) Kuro
I've been so nervous since yesterday...
[09:47] (Flashback) Kuro
And it made me so thirsty,
I drank a bunch of deep ocean water...
[09:51] (Flashback) Kuro
And now, because of all the salt...
[09:55] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
Ocean water?
[09:57] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
And you didn't seem nervous at all before.
[10:00] (Flashback) Noguchi
Here. Sensei, take him to the bathroom.
[10:02] (Flashback) Homeroom teach
R-Right, I guess I should.
[10:06] (Flashback) Noguchi
Buck up! You're a man, aren't you?
[10:09] (Flashback) Noguchi
Didn't they used to say,
"Boys, be ambidextrous"?
[10:12] (Flashback) Homeroom teacher
Okay, okay...
[10:14] (Flashback) Homeroom teacher
And it was "be ambitious."
[10:17] (Flashback) Kuro
Sensei... I think... after what's happened...
[10:22] (Flashback) Kuro
I don't know if I'll be able to handle
the English and math tests...
[10:28] (Flashback) Kuro
But I did finish the Japanese language portion...
[10:31] (Flashback) Kuro
So is it okay if I get a bare
minimum passing score?
[10:35] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
It's fine! Just go to the bathroom and—
[10:37] (Flashback) Kuro
I'll take that as an affirmative, then.
[10:40] (Flashback) Kuro
I've got your word.
[10:42] (Flashback) Homeroom Teach
You scare me, son.
[10:46] (Flashback) Noguchi
What a freak.
[10:51] Kuro
I have to keep coming here?
[10:53] Kuro
What a pain.
[10:58] (Flashback) Mysterious Student
I'll be looking forward to seeing you
during the new semester!
[11:04] (Flashback) Mysterious Student
Kumogakure-kun!
[11:08] (Flashback) Noguchi
Who was that?
[11:10] (Flashback) Noguchi
Let's walk partway back together.
[11:12] (Flashback) Noguchi
Are those...
[11:13] (Flashback) Kuro
My "used" underwear.
[11:15] (Flashback) Kuro
Wanna buy them?
[11:16] (Flashback) Noguchi
Why would I?!
[11:22] (Flashback) Kuro
Well, wanna come in?
[11:26] (Flashback) Noguchi
We had basically no conversation on
the way here, and now you drop that?!
[11:30] (Flashback) Kawado
Welcome home!
[11:31] (Flashback) Kawado
How was school?
[11:33] (Flashback) Noguchi
Is this...
[11:35] (Flashback) Kuro
My mother.
[11:36] (Flashback) Noguchi
So young! Ma'am, you're
really young and really cute!
[11:42] (Flashback) Noguchi
Uh... so do the two of you live together?
[11:46] (Flashback) Kawado
Why do you ask?
[11:49] (Flashback) Noguchi
It's just... I only saw one futon, so...
[11:54] (Flashback) Noguchi
What is this pause supposed to mean?!
[11:58] (Flashback) Kawado
Does it surprise you?
A young, beautiful mother like me
[12:01] (Flashback) Kawado
and her son, at the peak of puberty,
sleeping in the same room?
[12:06] (Flashback) Noguchi
No, not really! Families come in all kinds.
[12:09] (Flashback) Noguchi
Also, I never said "beautiful."
[12:13] (Flashback) Kawado
Don't worry. Kuro sleeps on the second floor.
[12:16] (Flashback) Kuro
So, how's the class I'm about to join?
[12:19] (Flashback) Noguchi
What do you mean, "how"?
[12:21] (Flashback) Kuro
Like... the number of cliques, their hierarchy...
[12:24] (Flashback) Kuro
Individual remarkables and deplorables...
[12:26] (Flashback) Kuro
The landscape of any bullying,
any romantic situations...
[12:30] (Flashback) Kuro
Any shoplifters, smokers,
drinkers, fighters...
[12:34] (Flashback) Kuro
An outline of any good blackmail material...
[12:37] (Flashback) Kuro
Also, rumors. Basically anything you know.
[12:41] (Flashback) Kuro
Now, spill, please.
[12:42] (Flashback) Noguchi
What the hell? You are so scary.
[12:46] (Flashback) Noguchi
I don't know how things are with the guys,
but the girls have four main groups.
[12:50] (Flashback) Kuro
And where do you fit in?
[12:53] (Flashback) Noguchi
Well, before, I was in
the most popular group...
[12:59] (Flashback) Noguchi
But lately, a bunch of stuff has happened,
and I'm kinda floating around.
[13:04] (Flashback) Noguchi
Was any part of that funny?
[13:07] (Flashback) Kuro
Any rumors about the school in general?
[13:09] (Flashback) Noguchi
I'm trying to remember...
[13:12] (Flashback) Kawado
Stuff like, "Someone showed porn
to a statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro
[13:14] (Flashback) Kawado
and it started looking hunched over."
[13:17] (Flashback) Kawado
Damn TV won't turn on!
[13:20] (Flashback) Noguchi
Oh, the school apparently used
to be, like... a military base?
[13:24] (Flashback) Noguchi
And there's a tunnel leading underground
in the woods behind the campus.
[13:27] (Flashback) Noguchi
Some students who went in there
on a lark ended up going missing.
[13:32] (Flashback) Noguchi
Also, the director is scary.
[13:35] (Flashback) Kawado
Director?
[13:37] (Flashback) Noguchi
He does all kinds of odd
jobs around the school.
[13:40] Kuro
A director...
[13:42] (Flashback) Kawado
Hey, it's on!
[13:44] (Flashback) Kawado
This show has been so wild lately.
Hate to miss it!
SIGN Me and Old Dudes
[13:49] Takachiho
All right, you good little old dudes!
How are you doing?
[13:53] Takachiho
It's me, Miss Takachiho!
[13:55] Old dudes
Where are we?
[13:57] Noguchi
Old dudes?
[13:59] Old Dude
How the fuck do you think we're doing?
Where even is this?
[14:03] Takachiho
Oh, you're the boy who's been
a shut-in for ten years.
[14:07] Takachiho
But lately, you've been getting violent
with your mother, haven't you?
[14:13] Old Dude
Do you realize how, while we waste time
here, my anime backlog is growing?!
[14:17] Old Dude
Let me go home already!
[14:20] Takachiho
Unfortunately for you, this isn't
an intervention or anything.
[14:24] Takachiho
Although your mother did ask for my help.
[14:28] Takachiho
You've been abusing animals,
[14:31] Takachiho
and lately, you've even been getting
violent with neighborhood kids.
[14:35] Takachiho
So she asked me to deal with you.
[14:40] Old Dude
You wanna "deal" with me?! What the fuck
is your wrinkly ass talking about?!
[14:43] Old Dude
I'm untouchable!
[14:45] Old Dude
My dad's a government big shot! I can do
whatever I want, and he'll cover it up!
[14:49] Old Dude
Even if I kill you!
[15:02] Old Dude
Ow!
[15:03] Old Dude
Help! Mommy!
[15:06] Old Dudes
What the hell?!
[15:07] Old Dudes
Is this for real?! Or a prank?!
[15:08] Takachiho
Now then, everyone, let's all quiet down!
[15:11] Takachiho
Today, we're going to keep playing
until there's only one of you left.
[15:16] (Flashback) Noguchi
Ew, you can see their insides...
[15:19] (Flashback) Noguchi
Weird how fast you get used to it, though.
[15:22] (Flashback) Kawado
I know, right?
[15:24] (Flashback) Kawado
If you watch it all the time,
it stops being stimulating enough.
[15:29] Kuro
That's a popular show from the Ninja
Broadcast Company, Me and Old Dudes*.
[15:34] Kuro
They take criminals and accomplices that*
the police can't touch from Japan and abroad
[15:40] Kuro
and execute them publically.
[15:43] Kuro
Why's it airing on civilian TV?
[15:53] (Flashback) Kato
Get in.
[16:00] (Flashback) Eita
School, huh?
[16:05] (Flashback) Eita
Kuro-san... You're serious
about protecting me, right?
[16:10] (Flashback) Kuro
Yeah. Five hundred yen a pop.
[16:12] (Flashback) Eita
You want me to pay?!
I thought this was... a friend thing.
[16:15] (Flashback) Kuro
But this is work.
[16:17] (Flashback) Eita
It's... work?
[16:20] (Flashback) Junna
Hey, it's the shut-in guy!
[16:22] (Flashback) Junna
Finally going back to school? Have fun!
[16:25] (Flashback) Eita
Shut up!
[16:26] (Flashback) Eita
You must be pretty cheery
about not getting beaten anymore.
[16:29] (Flashback) Junna
Aw, shut up!
[16:34] (Flashback) Eita
Whose house is that?
[16:40] (Flashback) Noguchi
How do you know where I live?
[16:42] (Flashback) Kuro
What do you mean?
[16:43] (Flashback) Kuro
Don't you remember how I followed you home
without you noticing the other day?
[16:46] (Flashback) Noguchi
Gross! Don't do that kind of thing!
[16:50] (Flashback) Noguchi
Why are we walking to school
together? Seriously.
[16:53] (Flashback) Noguchi
And Eita-kun's coming back to class, huh?
[16:56] (Flashback) Eita
Y-Yeah. Because Kuro-kun
said he'd protect me...
[17:00] (Flashback) Kuro
Well, aren't you two chummy?
[17:04] (Flashback) Noguchi
We went to the same schools
our whole lives, that's all!
[17:07] (Flashback) Noguchi
He's been bullied by the guys,
which is, y'know, bad and all...
[17:12] (Flashback) Noguchi
But because he tried to plant
a camera in the girls' bathroom,
[17:14] (Flashback) Noguchi
none of them will take his side.
[17:17] (Flashback) Eita
I keep saying, that was all
a big misunderstanding!
[17:20] (Flashback) Eita
When I snuck into the girls' bathroom
to set up the camera,
[17:23] (Flashback) Eita
there was already a microphone.
[17:25] (Flashback) Eita
And when I told the teacher about it...
[17:28] (Flashback) Noguchi
But you did go into the girls'
bathroom with a camera.
[17:31] (Flashback) Eita
Well...
[17:34] Kuro
A microphone. Likely planted
by an ally or an enemy.
[17:38] Kuro
Better be careful what I say
on school grounds.
[17:42] (Flashback) Eita
Huh? It's the director.
[17:45] (Flashback) Eita
What's he doing here?
[17:49] (Flashback) Kuro
So that's him...
[18:06] Kuro
Three hundred twenty-one yen.
[18:18] Kuro
He can use clairaudience, huh?
[18:21] (Flashback) Teacher
Okay, I'm going to introduce
the transfer student now.
[18:25] (Flashback) Teacher
This is Kumogakure Kuro-kun,
who will be joining us from today on.
[18:31] (Flashback) Boy Student
He's barefoot?
[18:32] (Flashback) Girl Student
He's barefoot...
[18:34] (Flashback) Teacher
And then... come on, Eita!
[18:36] (Flashback) Teacher
You're not a transfer student!
What're you standing up for?
[18:40] (Flashback) Eita
Oh, that's, er...
[18:44] (Flashback) Teacher
Go on! Both of you, sit down.
[18:52] (Flashback) Azuma
How about you leave and then
come back in through the rear door?
[18:56] (Flashback) Azuma
'Cause if you step over my leg, you're dead.
[19:05] (Flashback) Azuma
Ow! You little—
[19:08] (Flashback) Eita
Wait, that wasn't me!
[19:11] (Flashback) Eita
My leg just...
[19:13] (Flashback) Azuma
This isn't over, Eita.
[19:16] (Flashback) Azuma
Did you pull that shit knowing my dad
was an assemblyman for Nerima Ward?
[19:19] (Flashback) Noguchi
I thought he lost the last election, though.
[19:23] (Flashback) Azuma
Well... I mean, he did, but...
[19:30] (Flashback) Eita
Well, this is off to a great start!
[19:33] (Flashback) Eita
Do you want me to become a shut-in again?
[19:35] (Flashback) Kuro
Don't worry about him.
[19:36] (Flashback) Eita
Kuro-san!
[19:45] (Flashback) Eita
Who's that?
[19:46] (Flashback) Kuro
I'll be back later.
[20:18] Yamada
Sorry to ask for your help.
[20:21] Eita
It's fine! This box is really light!
[20:24] Eita
Well, would you look at this?
[20:27] Eita
I've been in the same class as her
for the past two years,
[20:29] Eita
and Yamada Mitsuki-san
has finally spoken to me.
[20:33] Eita
She's the prettiest girl in our year,
she's cheerful and sensible,
[20:36] Eita
she treats everybody equally,
and she's beloved by guys and girls.
[20:41] Eita
And now I'm walking alone with her
in a deserted part of the campus...
[20:46] Eita
Could this be...
[20:49] Eita
Can you think of an affectionate way someone
might refer to a sweet-natured adult cat?
[20:55] Yamada
Um... A pussycat?
[20:58] Eita
I might even end up losing my virgnity!
[21:01] Eita
I need to prepare mentally!
[21:03] Azuma
Hey, it's Eita!
[21:05] Azuma
Fancy running into you back here.
[21:07] Yamada
You asked me to bring him, Azuma-kun.
[21:10] Eita
Yamada-san?!
[21:12] Yamada
Good luck, Eita-kun!
[21:15] Yamada
See ya!
[21:18] Azuma
I actually had some questions for you.
[21:22] Eita
U-Uh...
[21:30] Azuma
I'm trying to talk here.
[21:33] Azuma
Lately I've been seeing
[21:35] Azuma
a bunch of nasty anonymous postings
on social media, targeted at yours truly.
[21:40] Azuma
You know anything about that?
[21:42] Eita
N-No...
[21:44] Azuma
No? 'Cause when I looked it up,
some of these posts...
[21:49] Azuma
were from a day when we had class.
A pop quiz, in fact.
[21:53] Azuma
So it couldn't be anyone from our class.
[21:56] Azuma
With the exception of you, Eita-kun,
who didn't come in that day.
[22:01] Azuma
You were talking all that shit
about me, weren't you?
[22:04] Eita
N-No! No! It wasn't me!
[22:07] Noheji
Eita, it has to be you.
[22:11] Eita
Ah... um...
[22:18] Noheji
Who the hell are you?
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[23:55] Kuro
I notice you don't have a family name, Eita.
[23:57] Eita
That is obviously untrue.
I have one like anyone else.
[23:59] Kuro
Let's hear it, then.
[24:00] Eita
My family name is... Huh?
[24:02] Eita
Wait, what is this?!
Why can't I say my family name?!
[24:05] Kuro
I'll tell you why. Because it hasn't
come up in the source material yet.
[24:08] Eita
What source material?!
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[00:03] Azuma
Okay, what is this?
Who are you supposed to be?
[00:06] Eita
Kuro-san... Has he come to save me?
[00:10] Azuma
Hey, Noheji. Who do you think this is?
[00:13] Azuma
...is how I make a feint before one of these!
[00:16] Azuma
Huh? He didn't even budge.
[00:21] Noheji
That's a sanchin stance...
[00:23] Noheji
This dude must do karate.
[00:26] Noheji
Might wanna watch yourself, Azuma.
[00:30] Azuma
Hey! Don't hide in there. Come on out.
[00:46] Noheji
You want some of this?!
[00:48] Eita
A tactical baton?
Were they gonna use that on me?!
[00:52] Eita
But... I have my assassin that I paid to—
[00:57] Eita
Why is he behind me?!
[00:58] Kuro
Listen up, Eita.
[01:00] Kuro
Right hand is rock, left hand is paper.
[01:03] Eita
Right and left... What?
[01:05] Noheji
What the hell are you talking about?!
[01:09] Kuro
Now, relax for me.
[01:15] Noheji
Wh-What the?!
[01:27] Eita
Ow!
[01:31] Kuro
The invisibility's worn off.
I guess a charge really doesn't last long.
[01:37] Kuro
You can take it from here.
Finish them off if you want.
[01:41] Kuro
You did it, so it's your call.
[01:43] Eita
I'm not sure what I should do...
[01:46] Kuro
One thing.
[01:49] Kuro
Where's the director's office?
[01:52] Eita
He's usually in the boiler room.
SIGN Episode 6: "The Lid on This Hellish Cauldron Has Come Off"
[03:38] Kuro
This must be it.
[03:49] Director
I guess I'm impressed.
[03:52] Director
Heading straight into
enemy territory like this...
[03:56] Director
The invisibility you ninja love
so much won't work on me.
[04:05] Director
I didn't think you'd come here quite
so soon, Kumogakure Kuro-kun.
[04:11] Kuro
I can come back later, then.
[04:15] Director
Come on, why don't you relax
and have a cup of tea?!
[04:32] Director
Impressive.
[04:34] Director
To blow that dart with such precise timing...
[04:37] Director
And the latest NIN armor.
It lives up to its reputation.
[04:42] Director
The blade resistance has improved
almost as much as the invisibility.
[04:47] Director
With an older model, your arm
would be on the ground right now.
[04:50] Kuro
Give up now.
Escape has already targeted you.
[04:55] Kuro
Attack again and your arm will evaporate.
[05:01] Director
It's an honor to be in the cross hairs
of NIN's ultimate weapon, Escape.
[05:06] Director
On the roof before, it was
Hachiya-kun's laser pointer...
[05:11] Director
But I'd be thrilled if the
real deal was aimed at me.
[05:15] Kuro
Care to find out?
[05:17] (Flashback) Noguchi
Ew, you can see their insides...
[05:19] (Flashback) Noguchi
Weird how fast you get used to it, though.
[05:22] (Flashback) Kawado
I know, right?
[05:23] (Flashback) Kawado
If you watch it all the time,
it stops being stimulating enough.
[05:28] (Flashback) Kuro
Pardon me.
[05:30] (Flashback) Kato
Sit.
[05:31] (Flashback) Kuro
Sir.
[05:34] (Flashback) Kuro
I was wondering...
[05:35] (Flashback) Kato
What is it?
[05:37] (Flashback) Kuro
The popular show from the
Ninja Broadcast Company,
[05:39] (Flashback) Kuro
Me and Old Dudes, was airing on regular TV.
[05:45] (Flashback) Kato
Normally, the signal is scrambled
so that civilian TVs can't pick it up.
[05:51] (Flashback) Kato
But there's a selection of households
that can view it normally.
[05:55] (Flashback) Kuro
Is it part of the support offered
to victims of the Ninja Disaster?
[05:58] (Flashback) Kato
There are times when the aims of shinobi
and the government don't align.
[06:03] (Flashback) Kato
Should it come to that, our last bastion
[06:05] (Flashback) Kato
will be the support we
have among the citizenry.
[06:08] (Flashback) Kato
One of our jobs as shinobi is to see
that public resentment doesn't fall on us.
[06:13] (Flashback) Kuro
"What the people don't know won't hurt them."
[06:18] (Flashback) Kato
I didn't bring you in for chitchat.
[06:21] (Flashback) Kato
Command has decided to
provide you additional gear
[06:23] (Flashback) Kato
for your infiltration of Kodan High School.
[06:25] (Flashback) Kuro
The mission's danger rating
has increased, then?
[06:29] (Flashback) Kato
Choose whatever you like.
[06:31] (Flashback) Kato
This is a drone shuriken.
[06:33] (Flashback) Kato
It's the latest model, and automatically
follows a target until it connects.
[06:39] (Flashback) Kato
There's also a folding handgun.
The foreigner we took in the other day—
[06:45] (Flashback) Kuro
Then...
[06:47] (Flashback) Kuro
Can I have what's in the boxes?
[06:52] (Flashback) Kato
These are mine.
[06:54] (Flashback) Kuro
Sorry...
[06:55] (Flashback) Kato
What else?
[06:58] (Flashback) Kuro
Is that a weapon, too?
[07:02] (Flashback) Kato
It's an Italian self-driving motorcycle
with onboard AI, Teo.
[07:08] (Flashback) Kato
Hey, Teo. Wake up.
[07:11] (Flashback) Kato
I said wake up!
[07:15] Teo
Huh? Uh, right!
[07:18] Teo
What's up?
[07:19] (Flashback) Kato
Looks like you've finally got a partner.
[07:21] Teo
Oh, shit! For real?!
[07:23] (Flashback) Kuro
So is it, like... remote-controlled, or...
[07:27] Teo
No, man! I'm talking to you
of my own free will.
[07:30] Teo
And come on, seriously? That's not a girl!
[07:34] (Flashback) Teo
Sorry, buddy, but only chicks
are allowed to straddle me.
[07:37] (Flashback) Kuro
I'll take him.
[07:38] Teo
Come on! Listen when I talk to you!
[07:42] (Flashback) Kato
The plan was to scrap him
due to difficulty of use.
[07:45] Teo
Wait, seriously?!
[07:47] (Flashback) Kato
Pipe down.
[07:48] (Flashback) Kato
What else?
[07:51] (Flashback) Kuro
Anything else you're
comfortable parting with...
[07:54] (Flashback) Kuro
And the targeting device for Escape.
[07:59] Director
If they actually authorized
a lowly genin to use Escape,
[08:04] Director
then Nerima is going to be set ablaze again,
like during the 22-2-22 incident.
SIGN Escape Unit Zero
[08:58] Director
It seems the lid on this hellish
cauldron has just come off...
[09:05] Director
Kuro-kun.
[09:13] Kuro
Looks like the hoodie has GPS
and a mic installed, too.
SIGN Hmph.
SIGN I didn't think you'd actually receive authorization.
SIGN It saved my life.
SIGN You could've been hit.
SIGN It's not that precise.
[09:42] Nekohira
I am a cat.
[09:44] Nekohira
One without a name yet.
[09:47] Nekohira
Or... I had one?
[09:50] Nekohira
There was some crass woman on the first
floor who called me... Shinobu? I think.
[09:57] Nekohira
Wait... I have awareness that I'm a cat?
[10:02] Nekohira
Actually, the fact that I know the word
"awareness" makes me one amazing cat.
[10:08] Nekohira
Some kinda super cat?
[10:10] Nekohira
Wait, no, the real issue is the fact that
I understand Japanese in the first place.
[10:19] Nekohira
What was I thinking again?
[10:23] Nekohira
I'm actually kinda hungry.
[10:35] Nekohira
There she is. She even sleeps seedy.
[10:40] Nekohira
Defenseless, too.
[10:43] Nekohira
Okay, rise and shine!
[10:51] Kawado
That tickles!
[10:53] Kawado
Oh, Shinobu.
[11:00] Kawado
You woke me up at the perfect time.
[11:03] Kawado
Good boy, Shinobu.
SIGN Me and Old Dudes
[11:06] Takachiho
All right, you good little old dudes!
How are you doing?
[11:10] Takachiho
It's me, Miss Takachiho!
[11:10] Kawado
This is when the Me and Old Dudes rerun airs.
[11:14] Kawado
Wanna watch with me?
[11:19] Old Dude
Ow! Help! Mommy!
[11:23] Nekohira
Huh... Something about this is familiar.
[11:26] Old Dudes
What the hell?!
[11:27] Nekohira
Actually, I think I was there...
[11:28] Old Dudes
Is this for real?! Or a prank?!
[11:30] Takachiho
Now then, everyone, let's all quiet down!
[11:34] Takachiho
Today, we're going to keep playing
until there's only one of you left.
[11:38] Nekohira
I fought there, and then... those ninja...
[11:45] Nekohira
killed me!
[11:51] Nekohira
But... why am I a cat?
[11:55] Nekohira
If I remember right...
[12:00] (Flashback) Researcher
Hello there, son. I take it you're awake?
[12:03] (Flashback) Researcher
It's quite impressive that
you managed to survive
[12:06] (Flashback) Researcher
against our Rainbow Hound
until the very end.
[12:11] (Flashback) Researcher
Out of respect for your tenacity,
we've kept a portion of your brain intact.
[12:18] (Flashback) Researcher
We've had real trouble with
mortality rates post-transplant...
[12:22] (Flashback) Researcher
So we have big hopes for you!
[12:38] Nekohira
So my brain...
[12:42] Nekohira
was transplanted into this cat?
[12:49] Kawado
Huh? Kuro-kun?
[12:51] Kawado
Aren't you back kinda early?
[12:54] Kuro
I was sleepy, so I left early.
[12:56] Kawado
On your first day?!
[12:58] Kawado
Look, I get how you feel,
but don't get kicked out, okay?
[13:02] Kuro
Well, who knows what'll happen?
[13:06] Nekohira
This guy...
[13:15] Nekohira
He's the one who killed me!
[13:20] Kawado
Huh? Shinobu, what's got you so upset?
[13:25] Kawado
Oh, Kuro-kun, if you're bored,
why don't we drink in Ono-san's room?
[13:30] Nekohira
Wait, I could've sworn
I was thinking something...
[13:40] Kawado
Kuro-kun?
[13:41] Kuro
Oh... Sure.
[13:46] Kato
You've made it home safely,
[13:49] Kato
Onikobe.
[13:51] Onikobe
Sir! The new recruit relieved me of duty.
[13:55] Onikobe
What battlefield am I to be sent to next?
[14:00] Kato
Your next battlefield...
[14:03] Kato
is right here.
[14:08] Eita
The first day since the
bullies were dealt with...
[14:11] Eita
It's like a whole new world.
[14:13] Eita
Azuma made some excuse about being
hospitalized, like a politician would...
[14:17] Eita
And I don't see Noheji, either.
[14:20] Eita
Kuro-san also isn't here, for some reason...
[14:24] Eita
And everyone believes I kicked their asses.
[14:27] Eita
I think my life might
actually be turning around!
[14:29] Eita
Maybe I'll become popular?!
[14:33] Eita
Ow...
[14:36] Noheji
Hey. Mind if I have a word?
[14:46] Eita
This has gotta be payback
for yesterday, right?
[14:49] Noheji
Eita.
[14:53] Noheji
Please! You've gotta bring that
transfer student, Kuro-san, around.
[15:00] Noheji
It's like... I know he's the
one who actually hit me,
[15:04] Noheji
and he... Kuro-san...
[15:06] Noheji
is one of those folks you're not
supposed to talk about in this country.
[15:09] Noheji
He's a ninja, isn't he?!
[15:11] Eita
You just said it out loud.
[15:12] Noheji
And he's probably staying at
your house for some reason, right?
[15:17] Eita
Not exactly...
[15:18] Noheji
Please! You've gotta help me meet Kuro-san!
[15:21] Eita
Come on, I don't know
what you expect me to—
[15:23] Kuro
What's up?
[15:25] Eita
You were here?!
[15:30] Noheji
You kicked my ass like it was nothing!
And I have a request!
[15:36] Eita
Not happening...
[15:37] Noeheji
Will you help me in a fight against
some guys from another school?!
[15:41] Eita
Kuro-san's got an exclusive contract with me.
[15:44] Kuro
What are the details?
[15:47] Eita
You're gonna hear him out?
[15:56] Ono
Kuro-kun's actually at school.
[16:00] Kato
Aw, that's a problem.
This package is actually perishable.
[16:03] Ono
Oh, I can hold it for him, then.
[16:06] Ono
He doesn't have a refrigerator, anyway.
[16:08] Kato
You're a lifesaver!
[16:10] Kato
Can I get your stamp?
[16:11] Ono
Uh, one second...
[16:15] Kato
I really appreciate it.
[16:17] Ono
Now, where did I put that thing?
[16:42] Kato
You've been living here longer than
anyone else in the building, right?
[16:45] Ono
Hate to admit it, but it
really is like home to me...
[16:49] Kato
I'm curious, when did Kumogakure-san move in?
[16:53] Ono
Kuro-kun kinda forced his way in...
[16:57] Ono
Huh? Feels kinda like it was pretty recent,
but also like he's always been there...
[17:02] Ono
Huh?
[17:03] Kato
He's been hypnotized.
[17:07] Kato
Controlled so that his memories
of Kumogakure are hazy.
[17:23] Noheji
Thanks to my dad, I grew up reading
Gorillaman and Be-Bop, stuff like that.
[17:27] Kuro
I read those, too.
[17:28] Noheji
Really?! They're pretty great, right?
[17:31] Noheji
So, I've always looked up
to Yankee-style punks...
[17:34] Noheji
But as I'm sure you know,
they're kind of an endangered species.
[17:39] Noheji
A brawl with guys from another school...
I figured that was just a dream.
[17:42] Noheji
So I was picking on weaklings instead,
which is in no way satisfying.
[17:46] Eita
That was the reason I was being bullied?
[17:49] Kuro**
So, where's this going?
[17:52] Noheji
It turns out there's a
missing link here in Nerima.
[17:56] Noheji
A regular coelacanth high school!
[17:59] Kuro
And where is it?
[18:01] Noheji
The Nerima Ward School...
[18:03] Noheji
Yankii High!
[18:09] Kato
Onikobe, what did you find
in Kumogakure's room?
[18:13] Onikobe
Sir, the tea table he had was
an auto-deploying defense shield.
[18:19] Onikobe
Also, installed beneath his floor
[18:21] Onikobe
was a shelter capable of
withstanding a bunker buster.
[18:26] Onikobe
I believe the building itself
still has more secrets.
[18:30] Onikobe
Escape would be able to destroy it.
I don't think it poses any real threat.
[18:35] Kato
What about the other residents?
[18:38] Onikobe
They're normal civilians, sir.
[18:40] Onikobe
I'd have them under control in three minutes.
[18:44] Kato
You think that too, huh?
[18:46] Kato
I'll admit, going into that building,
even I tend to lower my guard.
[18:49] Kato
Rather, it's set up in a way
to make me lower it.
[18:52] Kato
They're so easygoing, it's unnatural.
[18:54] Kato
They don't betray any kind of presence...
[18:56] Kato
The same way a jonin would.
[18:59] Onikobe
You think they're Kumogakure's bodyguards?
[19:02] Kato
Can't tell. But we're at war.
[19:06] Kato
There's no telling what might happen.
[19:12] Hibi
What? You need something?
[19:14] Kuro
Hey, Hibi.
[19:15] Kuro
We're gonna go pick a fight with
Yankii High School for no reason. You in?
[19:18] Hibi
Oh, hell yeah.
[19:19] Eita
So casual?!
[19:20] Hibi
More importantly, did the school
get hit with a laser yesterday?
[19:25] Kuro
It was Escape. I called in fire support.
[19:28] Hibi
Are you shitting me?
[19:30] Hibi
That's top secret ninja tech,
and you made the call?
[19:33] Hibi
I can dodge lightning, but not that bad boy.
[19:36] Kuro
The lightning did hit you, though.
[19:39] Noheji
I hate to interrupt, but...
[19:43] Noheji
Are you the legendary delinquent
who single-handedly beat
[19:45] Noheji
the ass of every punk in Nerima
and eastern Tokyo,
[19:48] Noheji
Thunder Hibi-san?!
[19:51] Hibi
So you've heard of me.
[19:54] Noheji
This is awesome!
[19:55] Noheji
You were my hero in elementary school!
[19:59] Noheji
Wait... What are you doing
in this school, though?
[20:01] Noheji
You'd have to be a fair bit older...
[20:06] Hibi
It's part of the job.
[20:07] Hibi
I wouldn't ask any more questions.
[20:09] Noheji
Right! You got it!
[20:11] Eita
What is with these people?
[20:13] Eita
They're making it super obvious
that they're ninja.
[20:16] Hibi
But Kuro, if they let you use Escape,
[20:19] Hibi
then this mission is probably a lot
more dangerous than we thought.
[20:23] Hibi
What's going on?
[20:25] Kuro
I have no clue, but command
wouldn't give a second thought
[20:28] Kuro
to blowing the whole school away.
[20:32] Hibi
We're looking at a second
22-2-22 incident, then...
[20:38] Hibi
You know, though,
[20:40] Hibi
I wish we had a reason to raid these guys
rather than it being totally random.
[20:44] Noheji
In terms of motivation for brawls,
someone's girl being stolen is a big one.
[20:49] Kuro
I was wondering, who's that girl
who had you carrying the box, Eita?
[20:55] Eita
Yamada-san?
[20:57] Noheji
That's her.
[20:59] Noheji
She's the prettiest girl in school,
but she's kinda... Well, just look at her.
[21:04] Noheji
Makes people tend to keep their distance.
[21:06] Eita
Ew, she's eating her boogers.
[21:09] Kuro
Boogers are actually a natural
supplement, rich in vitamin D.
[21:14] Kuro
I'm impressed.
[21:16] Eita
You're lying. I know you're lying.
[21:18] Kuro
Do you really think she'll cooperate?
[21:22] Kuro
By letting those punks get on her case.
[21:29] Noheji
She says it's okay.
[21:31] Eita
That was fast!
[21:34] Eita
They said to put my hair in a pompadour
since we're going to Yankii High...
[21:39] Eita
But I don't wanna.
[21:42] Lady
Ei-chan! How's your mom been?
[21:45] Lady
I heard you're going back to school!
[21:47] Eita
Yeah...
[21:48] Lady
Oh, pomade, huh?
[21:51] Lady
Back in school, feeling saucy...
Got a date or something?
[21:55] Lady
Well, you make sure to take care
of your mother, Ei-chan!
[21:59] Lady
Thanks, come again!
[22:02] Eita
I seriously have no idea what
that lady's deal is.
[22:05] Eita
I've asked Mom about her
and she says she doesn't know.
[22:09] Eita
Just who is she?
SIGN Episode 7: "Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow?"
[23:55] Kuro
Yours is somewhere around the 6800s for
common family names in Japan, Ozu-san.
[23:59] Ozu
That's a shockamole!
[24:00] Kuro
A... shocka-what?
[24:03] Ozu
I'm saying it's a shock, obviously.
[24:05] Ozu
It's a regular holy guacamole
shockamole, you see.
[24:08] Kuro
I'm sorry, could you speak Japanese?
E7 - Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow?
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[00:10] Lady
Welcome...
[00:13] Lady
Well.
[00:38] Lady
You think a cheap little toy
like that is gonna get me off?
[00:42] Lady
Whip it out, sonny. Let's have some fun.
[00:51] Lady
Multiple enemies... no, only one presence.
[01:08] Eita
Maybe I should go back to being a shut-in.
[01:12] Suzuki
I finally get to see
Yoshida Akikazu-sensei again...
[01:15] Suzuki
I can't wait to give him
a lot of negative criticism.
SIGN Episode 7: "Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow?"
[03:11] Saruta
Damn, this is a lot of blood!
[03:16] Saruta
Pretty impressive, though.
[03:17] Saruta
I guess if you're old-school enough a ninja,
[03:20] Saruta
you try to fulfill your duty to the very end.
[03:30] Lady
The voice I heard from the other
direction wasn't an illusion...
[03:35] Lady
but from a speaker installed in the shuriken.
[03:39] Saruta
Come on now, granny, no spoilers.
[03:46] Lady
Expanding your invisibility
suit for a moment...
[03:50] Lady
to blow the blood I got on it off...
and restore its complete invisibility...
[03:55] Lady
probably also... can neutralize some attacks...
[04:03] Lady
Commander Sasama... Big Sis Takachiho...
[04:07] Lady
I'll be... passing on... first...
[04:19] Saruta
That's one down.
SIGN One Month Ago
[04:35] (Flashback) Saruta
Already?!
[04:37] (Flashback) UN
You seem to be surprised.
[04:40] (Flashback) UN
I know you're a failure, but you were trying
to flee your shinobi organization,
[04:44] (Flashback) UN
without a means to escape overseas.
[04:48] (Flashback) UN
Did you really think you could survive?
[04:54] (Flashback) Saruta
True enough...
[04:56] (Flashback) Saruta
But I... was betting on a rumor I heard.
[04:59] (Flashback) UN
And what might that rumor be?
[05:02] (Flashback) UN
Defecting to UN?
[05:05] (Flashback) UN
Working for us?
[05:08] (Flashback) Saruta
You're really with UN?
[05:11] (Flashback) Saruta
You've got the wrong idea here.
[05:13] (Flashback) Saruta
I didn't run because I wanted to survive.
[05:20] (Flashback) Saruta
The idea of living long enough for
my ninja skills to fade with age...
[05:25] (Flashback) Saruta
I'd rather die than go through that.
[05:28] (Flashback) Saruta
I'll be blunt with you:
[05:31] (Flashback) Saruta
As long as I get to fight,
I'll side with anyone!
[05:36] (Flashback) Saruta
Put me on a battlefield!
[05:38] (Flashback) Saruta
Give me a place where I can die fighting!
[05:43] (Flashback) UN
Very well.
[05:45] (Flashback) UN
I know the perfect place for you.
[05:51] (Flashback) Saruta
Gonna kill, and kill, and kill...
[05:55] (Flashback) Saruta
And keep killing until the day I die!
[06:08] Saruta
Now, who dies next?
[06:21] Yoshida
I finally finished my manuscript, so I'm
going to get a good night's sleep for once.
[06:27] Yoshida
Nobunaga, oh how he died, at Honnoji...
[06:32] Yoshida
That Akechi, he went rogue,
and it was such bad news!
[06:36] Yoshida
Along came Hideyoshi and...
[06:39] Yoshida
I think I had some strawberry
milk in my fridge.
[06:45] Suzuki
Oh, Yoshida-sensei.
[06:47] Suzuki
This manuscript is wonderfu—
[06:49] Suzuki
Eek! Sensei, what are you doing?!
We don't know each other that well yet!
[06:53] Yoshida
Whoa, hang on! I was just in the bath!
[06:57] Yoshida
What are you even doing here
in the first place, Suzuki-san?
[07:02] Suzuki
I came to pick up your manuscript.
[07:05] Suzuki
The door was unlocked.
[07:08] Yoshida
What? I'm pretty sure I locked it.
[07:10] Yoshida
And I thought I had a different editor now?
[07:14] Suzuki
No,
[07:16] Suzuki
I'm going to be your editor
until the day I die.
[07:18] Yoshida
U-Until death?
[07:22] Junna
You know the lady from the convenience store?
[07:25] Junna
I think she knows me, too.
[07:29] Junna
She was the one who went to the
"child welfare center" or whatever.
[07:34] Eita
I see.
[07:35] Eita
So she's not a bad person.
[07:38] Eita
Question, though: why are you at my place?
[07:42] Junna
Mom is late getting home,
[07:45] Junna
and you're the only one I know
who can take me to the store.
[07:49] Eita
You already know I just got back from there.
[07:52] Eita
Plus, you don't have any money.
You just wanna use mine.
[07:57] Junna
You're so cheap!
[07:59] Junna
I'm gonna go by myself and
when the police take me in,
[08:02] Junna
I'm gonna tell them the weird high school
kid in my building messed with me!
[08:09] Eita
Don't! They might actually come after me!
[08:17] Suzuki
I rejected the majority of the manuscript.
[08:20] Suzuki
Now I can visit him on the way
home from school tomorrow!
SIGN Emergency Shinobi Notice
[08:28] Suzuki
An emergency shinobi notice?
SIGN Emergency Shinobi Notice
September 10 7:17PM
[08:31] Suzuki
There was an attack at a convenience store...
[08:34] Suzuki
A shinobi was killed.
[08:37] Suzuki
She was one of our teachers...
[08:39] Suzuki
I honestly thought the old bat was immortal.
[08:45] Suzuki
Complete invisibility...
[08:46] Suzuki
Does this mean UN is behind the attack?
[08:51] Suzuki
And if they targeted a kunoichi...
[08:54] Suzuki
If the attacker left the store
[08:55] Suzuki
and then immediately ran into another
kunoichi walking around at night...
[09:05] Suzuki
Bingo!
[09:17] Suzuki
They really are invisible...
And they're concealing their presence.
[09:21] Suzuki
It really is different from the downgraded
Marishiten they let us use domestically.
[09:25] Suzuki
Yoshida-sensei... I might die today.
[09:34] Junna
Huh? It's the violent lady.
[09:37] Junna
What'cha doing?
[09:40] Suzuki
Junna, run!
[09:55] Junna
Hey, it's Stitches! Where've you been?
[10:00] Junna
I was worried about you.
[10:05] Suzuki
Okay... I'm putting my weapon
down, so let the girl go.
[10:10] Suzuki
Damn it... I lost track of them when
Junna showed up and caught my attention.
[10:15] Suzuki
The Ninja Lab came up with
this poison. D9-49-9386.
[10:20] Suzuki
If I can tag them, they'll die in two seconds.
[10:23] Suzuki
But that's long enough
for Junna to be killed...
[10:35] Saruta
Is that cat talking?
SIGN Is that you, Saruta?
[10:41] Saruta
Are you... Nekohira?!
[10:43] Junna
Violent lady...
[10:45] Junna
This cat is talking funny!
[10:47] Junna
And I can hear a man
behind me for some reason.
[10:51] Suzuki
Just don't move!
[10:53] Suzuki
The enemy's a male...
And what's with that cat?
[10:57] Junna
This is kinda scary!
[10:59] Junna
Ow, ow, ow!
[11:00] Suzuki
Don't hurt her! She's a civilian!
What do you want?
[11:04] Suzuki
Good. As long as he's got a hold
on her, I can buy more time.
[11:09] Nekohira
Hey, Saruta. That kunoichi...
[11:12] Nekohira
Isn't that Suzuki?
[11:15] Saruta
No way! Her face and voice
are totally different.
[11:18] Saruta
This is the girl they've got
infiltrating Kodan High School.
[11:23] Nekohira
It's easy to change your appearance.
[11:27] Nekohira
You know this already,
but I've got a real smell fetish.
[11:30] Nekohira
And becoming a cat
has given it a huge boost.
[11:32] Nekohira
I still remember the smell
of Suzuki's sweat vividly!
[11:40] (Flashback) Saruta
U-Um... Would you please...
I mean, do you wanna... well...
[11:46] (Flashback) Saruta
g-go out with me?
[11:49] (Flashback) Suzuki
I'm sorry!
[11:53] (Flashback) Suzuki
I know exactly how you feel, Saruta-kun.
[11:57] (Flashback) Suzuki
I feel the same way.
[12:00] (Flashback) Saruta
Suzuki-san...
[12:02] (Flashback) Suzuki
But when we graduate,
[12:04] (Flashback) Suzuki
there's no telling what kind of ninja
duty we'll be assigned to, right?
[12:07] (Flashback) Suzuki
Onikobe is going to be an overseas operator,
and who knows what'll happen to me?
[12:12] Saruta
I saw her shoulders heaving as she walked
away, and all I could do was watch...
[12:18] (Flashback) Nekohira
Hey, Saruta! I came up with a cat language!
[12:21] (Flashback) Nekohira
Check it!
SIGN Ninja Technical School - Day of Graduation
[12:26] Teacher
The Kunoichi Program has
two valedictorians this year:
[12:30] (Flashback) Teacher
Suzuki and Onikobe.
[12:32] (Flashback) Teacher
The two of them have used the seduction
arts over the last three years,
[12:37] (Flashback) Teacher
resulting in 24 confessions for each
of them, numbering a total of 48.
[12:41] (Flashback) Teacher
And none of those 48 idiots realized
they were in a honey trap.
[12:46] (Flashback) Nekohira
O-Onikobe... You're kidding me.
[12:50] Saruta
I'll never forget the smug look on her face!
[12:55] Nekohira
Please, Saruta.
[12:56] Nekohira
Kill me while I've still got my memories!
[13:00] Nekohira
Come on, Saruta! Are you listening?
[13:03] Saruta
Oh, sorry.
[13:05] Nekohira
Oh, no... Hurry... My memories...
[13:13] Junna
Stitches ran off...
[13:16] Junna
Now what do I do?
[13:21] Saruta
This isn't where you die.
[13:25] Saruta
It'll be at Kodan High School.
[13:33] Suzuki
Are you okay?
[13:35] Junna
Not even a little!
[13:38] Saruta
Suzuki...
[13:39] Saruta
Dying in a school suits you perfectly.
[13:45] Taira
Well?
[13:46] Ranran
"Well" nothing. It doesn't even
show up on the footage.
[13:51] Ranran
See? Magazines fall over.
Plastic bottles, too.
[13:54] Ranran
They're not even being careful.
[13:56] Ranran
After this is when the lady gets cut down,
but you can't see the blade, either.
[14:03] Taira
Just get to the point.
[14:05] Taira
Was that thing built by the Ninja Lab?
[14:08] Ranran
Unfortunately, nothing exists
in my department
[14:12] Ranran
that can erase visibility for
a sword quite so perfectly.
[14:16] Ranran
This tech would have every
mouth back at the lab watering.
[14:22] Onikobe
Ninja Chief Kato, it's dangerous
to operate individually.
[14:26] Kato
Who do you think you're talking to?
[14:29] Onikobe
But, sir, this emergency
summons is suspicious.
[14:32] Onikobe
Might it be a trap?
[14:34] Onikobe
I should attend as your guard.
[14:36] Kato
You'll be on standby.
[14:38] Onikobe
My Marishiten's sensors are
picking up multiple readings.
[14:42] Onikobe
There are people in Marishiten 3.5s,
and they've already surrounded us.
[14:47] Kato
Did you not hear me when I said
you're on standby, Onikobe?
[14:51] Onikobe
Sir!
[14:55] Ozu
Come to think of it,
there was that overseas mission...
[14:58] Ozu
We were cleaning up a drug cartel after a
crackdown by the Navy SEALs, but it went south,
[15:03] Ozu
and we were trapped in wetlands just
like these with Commander Sasama.
[15:08] Ozu
I think the Marishiten model
at the time was 2.0?
[15:11] Ozu
They were so damn heavy,
on the fritz from the humidity...
[15:14] Ozu
Then the drug trafficking tunnels we were
hiding in got lit up with a flamethrower.
[15:18] Ozu
Everyone died but the three of us.
[15:22] Ozu
You and I got cooked pretty bad
protecting Chief Sasama.
[15:26] Ozu
Granted, that led to the Ninja Lab
giving me my old face back,
[15:30] Ozu
so I could finally come back to Japan.
[15:32] Ozu
And yet I find myself bored.
[15:35] Ozu
Maybe in the end, we've got an urge
to seek out conflict after all!
[15:39] Kato
Could you can the chitchat?
[15:42] Ozu
Relax. I mean, they might
think they're hidden,
[15:45] Ozu
but you can tell how much bloodlust
we're surrounded by, right?
[15:48] Kato
Yeah.
[15:50] Ozu
The Rainbow Hound is around, too.
[15:54] Ozu
Which means... Well, you know.
[15:59] Kato
The Rainbow Hound...
[16:01] Kato
Kumogakure Nijiro is nearby.
[16:05] Kato
And if the Rainbow Hound is part of security,
then there must be jonin class around...
[16:12] Sasama
Hey, there you are.
[16:14] Kato
Sasama...san?
[16:17] Sasama
Kato, have you lost some weight?
[16:24] Kato
Could it be?!
[16:25] Taira
Hey. Been a while, Kato.
[16:30] Taira
Why's Onikobe in Japan, working with you?
[16:35] Taira
And can you explain how, as soon as
she gets back, there was a killing?
[16:42] Sasama
Lower the sword, Taira.
[16:49] Suzuki
Hey, Onikobe.
[16:51] Suzuki
I know you're in there. Come on out.
[16:54] Suzuki
I haven't seen you since graduation.
Let's chat.
[17:01] Suzuki
Wow, going invisible? What's up?
[17:04] Suzuki
I'm putting myself out here.
Are you that scared of losing to me?
[17:16] Suzuki
Relax. The people who are
hiding won't make a move.
[17:24] Suzuki
So fast—
[17:38] Suzuki
Okay, stop.
[17:40] Suzuki
You really are a lot stronger.
[17:42] Suzuki
I guess I don't stand a
chance against someone
[17:45] Suzuki
who's been fighting on the front lines...
[17:47] Suzuki
I got attacked last night.
[17:49] Suzuki
By someone with complete invisibility.
[17:52] Onikobe
You think that was me?
[17:54] Suzuki
Hardly. You would've kept
going until I was dead.
[17:59] Suzuki
But the bigwigs suspect you and your boss.
[18:02] Suzuki
The attacker knew that I was
infiltrating a school on a mission.
[18:07] Suzuki
This is speculation,
[18:09] Suzuki
but I think it might be one of the classmates
we caught with our honey trap project.
[18:14] Suzuki
Can you think of anyone who'd hate us?
[18:17] Onikobe
Too many to remember specifics, but...
[18:23] Onikobe
I'll kill them if they come at me.
[18:24] Suzuki
I bet you will! Welcome home, Onikobe.
[18:29] Suzuki
Hard to tell with everyone wearing masks.
[18:32] Suzuki
All the guys in our class
asked you out, right?
[18:36] Onikobe
A few of the girls, too.
[18:37] Suzuki
Yeah, you always were a hit with the girls.
[18:41] Suzuki
I can understand why they'd be mad,
but who'd go as far as murder?
[18:46] Onikobe
There was a guy who confessed in cat talk.
[18:50] Suzuki
Oh, I remember!
[18:51] Suzuki
I cracked up when he tried that with me.
[18:54] Suzuki
Just kept meowing, and I had
no idea what he was saying.
[18:57] Onikobe
It was annoying enough
that I considered killing him.
[18:57] Sign
Saruta
[18:57] Sign
Nekohira
[18:59] Suzuki
What was his name? Nekota?
[19:00] Onikobe
No. Nekohira.
[19:03] Suzuki
Neko... Saru...
[19:06] Suzuki
There was that Saruta guy, too.
[19:09] Suzuki
I don't remember him too well,
but he had a real cowardly look to his eyes.
[19:14] Suzuki
Don't really remember anything else...
[19:17] Suzuki
I'm thinking, if things move fast,
[19:18] Suzuki
there'll be an attack at the school
before the end of the week.
[19:22] Suzuki
The Ninja Lab's looking into it, but...
[19:25] Suzuki
According to a kouhai who works there,
[19:27] Suzuki
this might've been a new suit deployed by UN.
[19:32] Suzuki
Newer than your Marishiten 3.5
or the latest 4.0, even.
[19:37] Suzuki
Isn't that exciting?
[19:38] Onikobe
I really wanna fight UN.
[19:41] Suzuki
Wanna kill him together?
[19:42] Onikobe
Yeah.
[19:47] Ozu
Oh my God... That baby is adorable!
[19:51] Sasama
The Ninja Lab thinks that the killing
[19:54] Sasama
was carried out by someone in a
new model of suit deployed by UN.
[19:58] Sasama
Kato, whose orders are you under?
[20:02] Kato
Okay, I understand.
[20:04] Kato
That explains why you have someone
higher-ranked than a jonin with you.
[20:08] Sasama
You're exactly right, Kato.
[20:11] Sasama
You're looking at one of the
seven chief NIN officers, Tara.
[20:19] Ozu
Seriously?!
[20:20] Ozu
I thought he was Commander Sasama's
kid and gave him head pats!
[20:24] Sasama
It hasn't been long since the surgery,
[20:26] Sasama
and we'll have to wait a while
before he's able to converse,
[20:30] Sasama
but he's here in order to establish
the lines of communication.
[20:33] Kato
A brain transplant...
[20:35] Kato
I had heard there was a success
with animals, but even humans now?
[20:40] Ozu
Wait.
[20:41] Ozu
What happened to
Commander Sasama's kid, then?
[20:45] Ozu
Did they—
[20:51] Ozu
So cute! Like a little dumpling!
[20:54] Sasama
All right, Kato.
[20:56] Sasama
Either you've been under orders from
someone else without my knowledge...
[21:00] Sasama
Or maybe you've been acting
on your own, without any orders.
[21:05] Sasama
All I need to do is ask the functional
head of NIN, Tara, to learn the truth.
[21:12] Kato
By all means, then.
[21:15] Sasama
I know better than most that you
wouldn't crack under NIN torture.
[21:24] Sasama
But I'm willing to overlook this string
of unilateral calls you've made.
[21:29] Sasama
In exchange, I want you to
demonstrate your loyalty to NIN.
[21:35] Sasama
Crawl between the Rainbow Hound's legs.
[21:41] Suzuki
Hey!
[21:42] Suzuki
Now they're suspecting me because of you!
[21:46] Onikobe
Should I take her hostage...
or fight with her help?
[21:50] Suzuki
What now?
[21:52] Suzuki
Do I let myself get taken hostage,
or fight with Onikobe
[21:56] Suzuki
and try to get injured enough
to take tomorrow off school?
[22:00] Suzuki
If UN really does attack the school,
regardless of how the fight turns out,
[22:06] Suzuki
there's a chance NIN will use Escape.
[22:08] Suzuki
And if that happens, I die either way.
[22:11] Suzuki
Oh, Yoshida-sensei...
[22:15] Suzuki
I can't die. He'd be so sad.
[22:19] Suzuki
A shinobi's true job is to survive.
[22:22] Suzuki
Wait for me, Yoshida-sensei!
SIGN Episode 8: "Every Last Ninja on the Surface Will Be Annihilated"
[23:55] Kuro
Noguchi is ranked in the 90s for most
common Japanese family names.
[23:58] Noguchi
For real? You're not lying again?
[24:01] Kuro
Come on, now. I've got an
"I die if I lie" disease.
[24:04] Noguchi
If that's a lie, then you're dead.
[24:06] Kuro
I am? Why?
[24:07] Noguchi
I don't know! And you probably won't!
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[00:01] Sasama
I want you to demonstrate
your loyalty to NIN.
[00:05] Sasama
Crawl between the Rainbow Hound's legs, Kato.
[00:16] Sasama
What's wrong, Kato?
[00:18] Sasama
Too proud to crawl under there?
[00:22] Sasama
Or is it that you refuse to
swear fealty to Tara? To NIN?
[00:44] Sasama
What do you think, Kato?
[00:45] Sasama
What's the view like from between
the Rainbow Hound's legs?
[00:56] Kato
Despite how old and faded they've become,
the seven leaders still cling to power.
[01:02] Kato
NIN might be done for.
[01:10] Suzuki
Huh? They're gone.
[01:14] Suzuki
I guess we don't have to fight.
[01:17] Suzuki
Now I have to go to school after all.
[01:20] Onikobe
Chief Ninja Kato's vitals are still active.
[01:23] Onikobe
He's alive.
[01:26] Noguchi
When I wake up, it'll be Monday.
[01:29] Noguchi
I really don't wanna go to school...
[03:10] ---
LIVE
Rocket launched with
satellite cargo "forgotten"
SIGN Episode 8: "Every Last Ninja on the Surface Will Be Annihilated"
[03:10] News Announcer
NASA has said the satellite scheduled
to be aboard the rocket
[03:14] News Announcer
that was recently launched was,
due to an error, not loaded.
[03:17] News Announcer
According to workers involved with
the launch, the one in charge of...
[03:18] Noguchi Dad
What the heck?!
[03:22] Noguchi
I saw something!
There was something there!
[03:24] Noguchi
Eyes! Floating eyes! Above my bed!
[03:27] Nocuchi Dad
Eyes? You sure it wasn't Mii-chan?
[03:30] Noguchi
You know how she likes to sleep on your chest,
on account of it not being too bumpy.
[03:36] Noguchi
First off, rude!
[03:37] Noguchi
And Mii-chan is right there!
[03:40] Dad
Hey, she is. And she's so cute!
[03:44] Noguchi
Mom, is this house haunted or something?!
[03:47] Noguchi Mom
Don't be rude. Your father begged
the bank to give us a 40-year loan
[03:51] Noguchi Mom
instead of a 30-year one to pay
for this house, you know.
[03:55] Nocuchi Dad
That's right.
[03:56] Nocuchi Dad
I'm probably gonna die before it's paid off,
too, so good luck with that.
[04:00] Noguchi
No way! Quit trying to stick
me with a bunch of debt!
[04:06] Noguchi
Talking to those two is exhausting...
[04:12] Noguchi
Well, I don't think anyone's here.
[04:19] Noguchi
Man, what was that all about?
[04:28] Noguchi
Better get some sleep.
[04:40] Noguchi
It happened again! It happened again!
[04:42] Kuro
Would you knock it off with the screaming?
[04:44] Kuro
It's just me. Kuro.
[04:46] Kuro
No perverts here.
[04:48] Noguchi
Kuro-kun?
[04:50] Noguchi
What are you doing in my house?!
[04:53] Kuro
Am I not allowed to just come in?
[04:55] Noguchi
Obviously not!
[04:57] Noguchi
How'd you even get in?!
[05:00] Kuro
The window.
[05:01] Noguchi
"The window," my ass!
[05:03] Noguchi
You can't just break in! If the school
found out, you could get expelled!
[05:07] Kuro
It's fine. The school's gonna be gone soon.
[05:12] Kuro
Don't come to school tomorrow, Noguchi.
[05:17] Kuro
See ya.
[05:21] Kuro
That's all. I'm going now.
[05:23] Noguchi
That's all? You're not gonna do anything?
[05:31] Noguchi
Hey, wait!
[05:34] Noguchi
What's this stuff about the school being gone?
[05:37] Kuro
Blown up, probably?
[05:39] Noguchi
What the hell?
[05:40] Noguchi
Do you wanna come in
for a drink or something?
[05:43] Kuro
Nah, I'm tired. Bye.
[05:47] Noguchi
Seriously?! You take a huge risk
like this and just waltz off?!
[05:53] Noguchi
He really did leave.
[05:55] Noguchi
What is that guy's deal?
[06:02] Yoshida
A bunch of rejections and rewrites again.
[06:06] Yoshida
Does Editor Suzuki hate me or something?
[06:10] Yoshida
My name is Yoshida Akikazu.
[06:13] Yoshida
I'm a historical novelist.
[06:15] Yoshida
In the two decades and change since
becoming a writer, I've had no success,
[06:19] Yoshida
so now I write speculative fiction.
[06:21] Yoshida
Alternate history sci-fi stories, in other
words, in order to make ends meet.
[06:27] Yoshida
I guess I'll go to bed for tonight.
[06:35] Yoshida
I really hope someone shows up tonight.
[06:39] Yoshida
I make a habit of unlocking
my doors and windows,
[06:44] Yoshida
and putting an eye mask on,
before going to bed.
[06:46] Yoshida
The reason dates back to over ten years ago,
when I'd just fallen asleep one night...
[06:51] (Flashback) Ninja 1
Wake up.
[06:53] Yoshida
I've kept up the habit ever since I woke
up to a ninja sitting next to my pillow.
[07:06] Yoshida
He had the kind of bottomless lung capacity
you'd expect from a practiced throat-singer.
[07:11] Yoshida
That was what convinced me he was a ninja.
[07:16] (Flashback) Ninja 1
Close your eyes.
[07:20] (Flashback) Yoshida
I'm closing them! They're closed!
[07:24] (Flashback) Ninja 1
December 18, 1996...
[07:28] (Flashback) Ninja 1
Fifteen terrorists holed up in a Japanese
embassy, taking 100 hostages,
[07:33] (Flashback) Ninja 1
including embassy staff and employees
of various Japanese businesses.
[07:39] Yoshida
Is he talking about the Japanese
embassy hostage crisis in Peron?
[07:44] (Flashback) Ninja 1
The entire time, the Japanese government put
an emphasis on the safety of the hostages,
[07:49] (Flashback) Ninja 1
and pressured the Republic to
take a safety-first approach.
[07:52] (Flashback) Ninja 1
Four months later, on April 23, 1997, at dawn...
[08:00] (Flashback) Ninja 1
A special forces unit from the
Republic of Peron began their raid.
[08:04] (Flashback) Ninja 1
One hostage, two of the team's operators,
and all fifteen terrorists were killed.
[08:10] (Flashback) Ninja 1
That's what the public knows of the incident.
[08:14] (Flashback) Ninja 1
But an hour before that operation began,
[08:17] (Flashback) Ninja 1
a team of seven ninja, including myself,
[08:19] (Flashback) Ninja 1
infiltrated the residence through a
different underground access point.
[08:21] (Flashback) Ninja 1
We were able to disarm the
terrorists without killing them.
[08:25] (Flashback) Ninja 1
And right when the Republic government was
being informed of this bloodless solution...
[08:28] (Flashback) Ninja 1
The raid began.
[08:32] Yoshida
Why?
[08:33] (Flashback) Ninja 1
You're wondering why?
[08:35] (Flashback) Ninja 1
Because the Republic's administration...
or rather, its president at the time,
[08:40] (Flashback) Ninja 1
had planned a political assassination
on one of the hostages.
[08:45] (Flashback) Ninja 1
The seven of us ended up having to
fight 200 special forces operators.
[08:50] Yoshida
Two hundred versus seven?!
What an incredible disadvantage!
[08:54] Yoshida
What happened to the ninja?!
I just have to know!
[08:58] (Flashback) Ninja 1
No one in Japan knows the truth
about what happened...
[09:02] (Flashback) Ninja 1
About the five comrades I lost on that day.
[09:06] Yoshida
And after he said that,
the blade across my neck was gone.
[09:11] Yoshida
I had to wonder if he told me, a writer,
because he wanted the world to know.
[09:19] Yoshida
At the time, I was barely
eking out an existence,
[09:22] Yoshida
with both my water and gas turned off.
[09:25] Yoshida
I took the risk of turning the story
I had been told into a book,
[09:28] Yoshida
which found a publisher.
[09:30] Yoshida
The Seven Ninja Liberate the Japanese Embassy
sold decently enough,
[09:35] Yoshida
but readers thought it was speculative
fiction, and no one took it seriously.
[09:41] Yoshida
But I believe that it found
an audience with ninja...
[09:46] (Flashback) Ninja 2
There are people who know
that the February 26th incident
[09:48] (Flashback) Ninja 2
was rooted in something that
happened on February 22nd,
[09:53] (Flashback) Ninja 2
but you've probably never heard about
the Nin-Nin-Ni-Ni-Nin Incident,
[09:56] (Flashback) Ninja 2
which took place on February 22nd
of the 22nd year of Heisei, have you?
[10:02] (Flashback) Ninja 3
The Japanese Paleolithic hoax, right?
[10:05] (Flashback) Ninja 3
It all started when I was excavating
some ore to use for ninjutsu...
[10:11] (Flashback) Ninja 4
You remember those Air Max hunters?
[10:13] (Flashback) Ninja 4
Well, we're the reason you don't
hear about them anymore.
[10:17] Yoshida
And so, in that fashion, these ninja
would visit me from time to time
[10:20] Yoshida
to share their exploits, which would
otherwise be kept to the shadows of history.
[10:25] (Flashback) Sasama
The hot springs scandal...
[10:28] (Flashback) Sasama
I was actually the first one to suspect
something was up with the water quality,
[10:32] (Flashback) Sasama
and send it in for appraisal.
[10:34] Yoshida
What is that sound?
[10:36] (Flashback) Yoshida
And how did you know?
[10:38] (Flashback) Sasama
I was soaking after a certain mission,
[10:41] (Flashback) Sasama
and I could tell that the healing
effects were slower than usual.
[10:46] (Flashback) Hibi
Ninja High got hit with lightning,
and what happened to me was frightening!
[10:50] Yoshida
Is he... rapping?
[10:52] (Flashback) Hibi
Duel to the death with a homie to graduate,
[10:54] (Flashback) Hibi
we coulda both died, it woulda been fate.
[10:57] (Flashback) Hibi
That's what I thought, but then
he lured me to the perfect spot...
[11:02] (Flashback) Hibi
I get a bolt to the dome without a fight,
he gets to finish school and see the light!
[11:08] (Flashback) Hibi
I get fried, only now here
after I almost died.
[11:11] (Flashback) Hibi
Dude gets to complete his graduation arc...
[11:14] (Flashback) Hibi
I get left to dwell in the dark.
[11:17] (Flashback) Hibi
Been reborn, so call me in a new way,
[11:20] (Flashback) Hibi
Miracle Lichtenberg Everyday!
[11:23] (Flashback) Hibi
Born in Tokyo, from the 2-2,
[11:26] (Flashback) Hibi
and if you see someone creeping,
you can bet they a ninja!
[11:32] Yoshida
I don't think I'll use this one.
[11:36] Yoshida
It was some ten years after ninja had
begun telling me about themselves...
[11:43] (Flashback) Yamada
Wake up.
[11:46] Yoshida
This ninja was different.
[11:49] (Flashback) Yamada
Are you the one writing down
the idle chatter of these shinobi?
[11:54] Yoshida
"These shinobi"? Is she not one?
[11:58] Yoshida
The atmosphere was tense.
[12:00] Yoshida
I was far more frightened than when
someone had put a blade to my neck,
[12:04] Yoshida
and my body froze up like
I had sleep paralysis.
[12:08] (Flashback) Yamada
Every last ninja on the surface
will be annihilated.
[12:13] Yoshida
She's going to wipe out those ninja?! Why?
[12:17] Yoshida
I thought I'd braced myself to die for asking
that question, but it didn't come out.
[12:22] Yoshida
So many ninja had told me about the past,
[12:25] Yoshida
but this woman was the only one
who spoke of the future.
[13:00] Nekohira
Hey. Wake up! I'm hungry!
[13:05] Nekohira
Man, these boobs are downright criminal.
[13:07] Nekohira
Look at them jiggle!
[13:11] Kawado
Come on, sir, that costs extra!
[13:14] Nekohira
Wait... NIN's ninja lab
transplanted my brain into a cat.
[13:22] Nekohira
It looks like my human memories are back.
[13:27] Nekohira
And... the one who delivered a
fatal blow to my human body...
[13:34] Nekohira
was someone from the Kumogakure clan.
[13:41] Nekohira
I don't think this is the guy who
did me in, but he's still an enemy.
[13:46] Nekohira
And I might not be able to
kill him myself anymore...
[13:51] Nekohira
but Saruta will avenge me.
[13:56] Kuro
I don't think so.
[13:59] Nekohira
He read my mind?!
[14:02] Kuro
Look, I have an idea what happened to you,
[14:07] Kuro
but I don't think you're
gonna be killing me.
[14:10] Kuro
You should be glad.
Life as a cat has gotta be carefree.
[14:14] Nekohira
Oh, this asshole!
[14:17] Nekohira
Crap, here it comes.
[14:19] Nekohira
My head's getting hazy...
[14:36] Kuro
I'm counting on you.
[14:40] Ono
Hey, Kuro-kun. Good morning.
[14:42] Kuro
Ono-san. Off to get laid
first thing in the morning?
[14:46] Kuro
You keep those working girls busy.
[14:47] Ono
No! I'm going to my job! Where I work!
[14:51] Ono
A fight with Yankii High, huh?
[14:54] Ono
Well, back in my day, those kinda inter-school
beefs were just the daily routine.
[14:58] Ono
Got into a few scraps myself.
[15:02] Kuro
You don't have to lie.
[15:04] Kuro
Doesn't making up past glory
like that embarrass you?
[15:08] Ono
Uh, it's not made up!
[15:11] Kuro
No, I'm pretty sure it is.
[15:12] Ono
What makes you so sure?!
[15:14] Ono
I'm telling you, it happened!
[15:16] Ono
I'll show you my school album tonight!
Come by my room!
[15:20] Kuro
I guess delusions can get so vivid it becomes
hard to even realize they're false, huh?
[15:24] Ono
Why are you so damn certain I'm lying?!
[15:28] Ono
Don't forget to drop by!
[15:30] Kuro
Sure. If I'm alive.
[15:41] Ono
No bag, and barefoot...
[15:44] Ono
It's almost refreshing how
brazen you are, Kuro-kun.
[15:56] Hibi
Hey, Kuro. I think this is the
first time you've ever called me.
[16:00] Kuro
There's going to be an attack
on Kodan High School today,
[16:03] Kuro
but we'll leave that to a separate unit.
[16:05] Hibi
Which means...
[16:07] Kuro
We're hitting the real target.
[16:09] Kuro
Are you ready, Hibi?
[16:18] Hibi
I guess shuddering in anticipation
really is a thing, Kuro!
[16:24] Eita
Oh, damn.
[16:27] Eita
I'm hanging out with the hottest
girl in school, Yamada-san!
[16:35] Yoshida
Suzuki-san's coming to pick up
the manuscript today...
[16:43] Yoshida
This sensation... It's the same!
[16:50] Yoshida
It was her!
[16:52] Yamada
Oh, Kiryu-kun? It's been so long!
[16:55] Yamada
Where are you?
[16:57] Yamada
Space?!
[16:59] Yamada
That's so cool!
[17:00] Eita
Kiryu is the most popular
guy at school, right?
[17:04] Eita
I guess it makes sense the hottest girl
would have that kinda social circle.
[17:09] Yamada
Sure, I'll pass it on.
[17:11] Yamada
See ya! Hope you have fun.
[17:15] Eita
Say, Yamada-san... I haven't seen
Kiryu-kun around since he quit the club.
[17:23] Yamada
He quit school, I think.
[17:24] Yamada
Considering he's in space.
[17:26] Yamada
Seems he wanted to play
with Kuro-kun, though.
[17:29] Eita
Space?
[17:31] Eita
What the hell is she talking about?
[17:36] Eita
Y'know, I have no idea
what Kuro-kun is thinking.
[17:39] Eita
Picking a fight with Yankii High...
[17:41] Eita
They're so dumb, I hear they dig
to look up their test scores.
[17:45] Eita
You might not know about this
since you're a transfer student,
[17:48] Eita
but there's a rumor that 70% of the crime
in Nerima stems from Yankii High.
[17:54] Yankee 1
Hey!
[17:56] Eita
Yeah?
[17:58] Yankee 1
Dude, you've been talking crap
about our school this whole time.
[18:02] Yankee 2
Granted, it's all true.
[18:04] Yankee 2
How about you come with us?
[18:05] Yankee 1
I mean, we're not exactly in love
with our alma mater, but...
[18:09] Yankee 1
Hearing all those blatant insults
is still annoying, y'know?
[18:14] Yankee 2
What's an alma mater again?
[18:16] Yankee 1
Google it, man!
[18:17] Eita
Um, I'll apologize, so please let me go...
[18:21] Yankee 1
If apologies were worth anything,
there'd never be any war, my man.
[18:25] Yankee 1
Just crack open a history book.
[18:28] Yankee 1
And if you're admitting you were wrong,
[18:30] Yankee 1
I'd say compensation comes
with an apology, y'know?
[18:33] Yamada
Huh? Eita-kun? What's wrong?
[18:38] Yankee 2
She's hot!
[18:40] Yankee 1
This guy was spouting nonsense about
our school that may or may not be true,
[18:43] Yankee 1
and ruining its rep.
[18:45] Eita
Look, I apologized...
[18:47] Yamada
Eita-kun tends to get a big
head when he's around me.
[18:51] Yamada
I'm sorry! Would you forgive him?
[18:54] Yankee 1
Wait, what? Are you two going out?
[18:57] Yankee 2
There's no way...
[18:59] Yamada
I mean, it's embarrassing to hear
someone come out and ask, but...
[19:04] Yamada
I think it's fair to say
we are, right, Eita-kun?
[19:11] Yankee 1
With a twerp like this? What the hell?
[19:14] Yankee 2
I shoulda gone to a co-ed school...
[19:18] Yankee 1
Well, if he's your boyfriend, I'd say
that calls for collective responsibility!
[19:22] Yankee 1
How about you show us your
panties to make up for it?
[19:25] Eita
What? How does that make sense?
[19:31] Yamada
Well, if you'll let my trashy
Eita-kun off the hook...
[19:37] Yamada
Okay.
[19:39] Yankee 2
It's okay?!
[19:40] Yankee 1
Glad I asked, damn.
[19:41] Eita
Is it, though?!
[19:43] Eita
And she called me trash...
[19:54] Yamada
You won't be able to see
unless you get closer.
[20:11] Eita
Ow!
[20:29] Yankee 1
P-Please don't hurt us anymore!
[20:32] Yamada
Kumogakure Kuro-kun and
Hibi Miracle-kun and Eita-kun here,
[20:38] Yamada
and then one other guy... uh...
[20:41] Yamada
whose name I forgot, I think.
[20:43] Yamada
But the four of them are going
to raid your school, okay?
[20:47] Yamada
So tell all your friends.
[20:52] Yamada
Come on, now, Eita-kun.
[20:54] Eita
Y-Yeah...
[20:59] Noguchi
Kuro-kun told me to stay home yesterday,
[21:02] Noguchi
but here I am at school.
[21:04] Director
Excuse me, miss?
[21:06] Director
I think his name was Kumogakure-kun...
[21:08] Director
Is he not here yet?
SIGN Sawada Glass Repair Company
[21:13] Yankee 1
We really appreciate this, man.
[21:15] Yankee 2
I think my nose might be broken.
[21:18] Yankee 1
Seriously, big thanks
for helping patch us up.
[21:21] Hibi
So, who got you guys?
[21:24] Manager
It's been a while, young master Kumogakure.
[21:27] Kuro
Do you have weapons for me?
[21:30] Manager
Of course.
[21:32] Manager
It's nearly time. We're all counting on you.
[21:36] Manager
You can put it on any finger you like.
[21:40] Manager
The GPS installed on it will make
sure a weapon is sent to you,
[21:44] Manager
no matter where you are.
[21:47] Manager
Do you think you can win this one?
[21:49] Kuro
I'd say it's even odds.
[21:51] Yankee 1
Oh, yeah, it was this tall dude
with his hair slicked back.
[21:54] Yankee 1
He just laid into us when our guard was down!
[21:58] Yankee 1
And he said something about some guys
named Kumogakure and Hibi
[22:02] Yankee 1
and a few more coming
to our school to rumble!
[22:08] Hibi
I think that means the two of us.
[22:12] Kuro
Let's go, Hibi.
[22:14] Kuro
You two are coming, too.
SIGN Episode 9: "I'm Gonna Go Down in Shinobi History"
[23:55] Kawado
Speaking of names, most of the guys who
come to my place use such obvious aliases.
[24:00] Kuro
I wonder if Ono-san would use
something like "Amano-san."
[24:02] Kawado
Oh, man, I bet he does all kinds
of nasty stuff as Amano-san!
[24:04] Ono
Could you two not turn my name into a joke?
[24:06] Kuro
Oh, it's Amano-san who hits up the
sex workers first thing in the morning.
[24:08] Ono
My name is Ono!
E9 - I'm Gonna Go Down in Shinobi History
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SIGN Nice
to
meet
you
Ugly
SIGN Idiot
SIGN 4 Lyfe
SIGN Trash
SIGN Learning is
fundamental
SIGN I'm the strongest Invincible
SIGN Takuro
SIGN Bald
Boss
SIGN Furinkazan
SIGN Demon For Real
SIGN Dumb
ass
SIGN Don't fuck with me!
[00:12] Eita
Ugh, this is really bad...
[00:16] Eita
I'm actually at Yankii High.
[00:19] Yamada
Eita-kun.
[00:22] Yamada
Hand.
[00:24] Eita
Huh?
[00:25] Eita
Oh, sure.
[00:27] Yamada
Okay, here goes.
[00:30] Eita
Huh?
[00:34] Yamada
Help!
[00:36] Yamada
Someone! Help me!
[00:38] Eita
What the hell is happening right now?!
[00:41] Eita
Settle down, Eita. Keep your cool, Eita!
[00:46] Eita
I've got a very unique
situation going on here.
[00:49] Eita
Let's compartmentalize
while also avoiding reality...
[00:52] Eita
If I focus purely on the positives
for me, then right now...
[00:57] Eita
the fact remains that I am groping the boobs
of the school's hottest girl, Yamada-san.
[01:03] Yamada
Someone!
[01:06] Eita
Huh... Feels funny, though.
[01:11] Eita
Yeah, I was expecting something
like Kawado-san's boobs...
[01:14] Eita
Not that I've touched them, but I expected
something like... the softness of rich soil.
[01:21] Eita
But these aren't like that!
[01:24] Eita
They're hard! Like rocks!
[01:26] Eita
I feel a tension, like I'm
rock-climbing without a lifeline.
[01:29] Eita
These things are my only hope for survival!
[01:34] Eita
Not that I've ever gone rock-climbing.
[01:37] Kawarada
What's this?
[01:38] Kawarada
Hey, kid! What are you doing?
[01:41] Eita
Uh, well, this is actually...
[01:46] Yamada
Help!
[01:51] Eita
I can't shake the feeling that I've stuck my
nose into something extremely dangerous.
SIGN Episode 9: "I'm Gonna Go Down in Shinobi History"
[03:31] Ranran
The sun feels so distant...
[03:34] Ranran
It really is a subterranean fortress.
[03:36] Ranran
They play up the Nin-Nin theme by
claiming 22 basement levels, but...
[03:39] Ranran
The truth is, nobody knows
how deep it actually goes.
[03:42] Ranran
I wonder how many ninja will
be delving into this hellhole
[03:46] Ranran
to endure nightmare missions today...
[03:58] Taira
Working overnight?
[03:59] Ranran
Hey, Manager Taira.
This'll be night three for me.
[04:03] Ranran
Gotta say, things are already looking bad.
[04:05] Ranran
Their gear outperforms our
Marishiten in every way.
[04:09] Ranran
Considering our latest model is 4.0,
[04:12] Ranran
I'd say they're on 5.0.
[04:15] Taira
I don't get technobabble. Any weaknesses?
[04:18] Ranran
Nope.
[04:19] Ranran
First of all, the latest
model of Marishiten, 4.0,
[04:23] Ranran
was designed with a focus on mobility,
with domestic usage in mind.
[04:26] Ranran
It's a lightly armed model.
[04:27] Ranran
Its bullet- and blade-proofing
aren't that strong.
[04:30] Ranran
Compared to the 3.5, a heavy-armor
type developed for use during war,
[04:35] Ranran
its design principles are different.
[04:37] Ranran
And then there's the enemy's new model,
[04:39] Ranran
which has all the strengths of both,
and none of the weaknesses.
[04:42] Ranran
I find myself once again wondering
how their tech manages to outdo ours.
[04:48] Taira
Break it down in simple terms.
[04:50] Ranran
Look here.
[04:53] Ranran
It took analysis from the
Ninja Lab's Rappa supercomputer
[04:56] Ranran
to get us something more substantial.
[04:59] Ranran
The suit takes a blow from a
super-high-strength NIN ninja sword,
[05:03] Ranran
but its impact protection
system is strong enough
[05:05] Ranran
that it doesn't even leave a scratch.
[05:07] Ranran
It even maintains its invisibility.
[05:11] Taira
What else?
[05:14] Ranran
Manger Taira... If we're going to do this,
we should head to the nap room.
[05:20] Taira
And you're gonna update
the front lines with this intel?
[05:22] Ranran
Yep. About to send the data
to Chief Ninja Kato...
[05:28] Ranran
Actually, I might not be lucky enough
to send it in time for the UN attack.
[05:34] Ranran
Or maybe a portion of the
data could be corrupted...
[05:39] Ranran
What do you think?
[05:42] Taira
Go ahead and send everything to him.
[05:45] Taira
If he still dies, then that's that.
[05:47] Ranran
Sure, by your command.
[05:51] Ranran
I don't mind Chief Ninja Kato,
but I really hope Onikobe dies.
[05:56] Ranran
That said... something about this is bugging me.
[06:01] Ranran
UN's invisibility suit is clearly over-spec.
[06:06] Ranran
Like it has some other purpose...
[06:13] Ozu
Hey, Hachiya-kun? Ozu here.
[06:15] Ozu
Sorry to bug you during a mission.
You good to talk?
SIGN Nurse's Office
[06:19] Hachiya
It's nice to hear from you, Master.
[06:22] Hachiya
I'm good. I was just
finishing morning practice.
[06:25] Ozu
There's a NIN Alert,
[06:28] Ozu
so Kodan High School is about
to become a combat zone.
[06:32] Hachiya
I know.
[06:34] Ozu
Normally, you wouldn't be on
the scene for something like this.
[06:38] Ozu
I'd rather pull you out ASAP, but...
[06:41] Hachiya
Considering whose grandson I am...
[06:44] Hachiya
It's important that I show up in the field
so the other genin don't get unruly.
[06:50] Ozu
Well, if you do encounter an enemy,
be sure to run for it.
[06:54] Ozu
Push comes to shove,
[06:55] Ozu
use the Rear Support Maneuvers
Division 2 girl you're with as a shield.
[07:00] Hachiya
You don't have to tell me. I know.
[07:03] Hachiya
And I fully intend to, Master.
[07:07] Ozu
You gotta survive, kid.
You're my ticket to getting promoted.
[07:13] Ozu
The grandson of Tara,
one of the seven NIN leaders.
[07:18] Suzuki
Yo, Ninja Lab's loosest &@$$^,
what the hell kept you?
[07:22] Suzuki
What the fuck am I dealing with here?
[07:24] Suzuki
Your message? Yeah, I read it. It was bullshit.
[07:27] Suzuki
All you did was yap about how
good the enemy's weapons are.
[07:30] Suzuki
I want weaknesses, damn it.
[07:34] Suzuki
The fuck you mean, "there are none"?!
[07:36] Homeroom Teacher
You there!
[07:38] Homeroom Teacher
The use of smartphones on
school grounds is prohibited.
[07:41] Suzuki
What did you say?
[07:44] Suzuki
He's not quite Yoshida-sensei,
but he's rugged, too!
[07:47] Suzuki
His old man smell isn't bad, either.
[07:50] Homeroom Teacher
Come on, now...
[07:52] Suzuki
I'm so sorry, Sensei.
[07:54] Suzuki
My maternal grandmother doesn't have
long left... and I just had to talk to her.
[08:00] Homeroom Teacher
Well, in that case, I guess...
[08:03] Suzuki
I really appreciate it.
[08:04] Homeroom Teacher
Just don't make it obvious.
[08:06] Suzuki
Okay.
[08:08] Suzuki
Come on, &@$$^ cheese,
you gotta have something for me.
[08:11] Suzuki
This is why everyone thinks
the Ninja Lab is useless!
[08:15] Ranran
Come on, Senpai, don't be mean.
[08:18] Ranran
I don't have any &@$$^ cheese.
I'll even let you smell to make sure.
[08:22] Ranran
I hate to say it, but NIN is at a
complete technological disadvantage.
[08:27] Ranran
You're the only one who's ever fought
that new UN suit and survived.
[08:33] Ranran
I don't think it was a coincidence
you dodged that first strike.
[08:37] Ranran
Is there anything that you noticed about it?
[08:41] Ranran
Maybe in terms of smell?
[08:43] Suzuki
Smell, huh?
[08:44] Suzuki
I wasn't really paying attention,
since it didn't smell like old man.
[08:48] Ranran
By the way, Senpai,
is Onikobe-senpai with you?
[08:51] Suzuki
Yeah, she's right next to me.
[08:56] Ranran
This school will be your tomb!
[08:58] Ranran
Die, Onikobe!
[09:01] Onikobe
Does she hate me or something?
[09:04] Suzuki
Considering you're the one who popped
her eye, I doubt she likes you.
[09:09] Onikobe
I only did it because she was annoying.
SIGN Chief Ninja Kato
Call
[09:13] Kato
Onikobe. Suzuki. Are you in position?
[09:16] Onikobe
Yes, Chief Ninja Kato. We're ready.
[09:20] Kato
Good. Don't even consider trying
to take the enemy alive.
[09:24] Kato
Their death is our top priority.
[09:26] Kato
During the operation,
you will not be accountable for anything
[09:31] Kato
that you do in front of a Ninja Tribunal.
[09:34] Kato
The ROE have been lifted.
[09:44] Kato
In addition, for this mission,
I will be joining you.
[09:52] Azuma
Damn it, Eita, you little shit...
[09:55] Azuma
My dad is Azuma, the former*
Nerima assemblyman!
[09:58] Azuma
Don't think you'll get away
with what you did.
[10:02] Azuma
The bullying begins anew today.
[10:16] Azuma
I wonder what I should do to him...
[10:19] Azuma
Maybe for... a start...
[10:25] Azuma
Huh?
[10:27] Azuma
Why...
[10:29] Azuma
Why can I see... my own... back?
[10:33] Azuma
Wha...
[10:35] Saruta
All good. I killed someone and kept my cool.
[10:38] Saruta
Hell, I enjoyed it.
[10:40] Saruta
Nekohira... I'm gonna go
down in shinobi history.
[10:48] Saruta
Will I be able to collect a hundred heads?
[10:56] Noguchi
I've been standing here this whole
time and he hasn't said a thing.
[11:00] Noguchi
It's so awkward.
[11:03] Noguchi
Come on... Gotta talk about something...
[11:06] Noguchi
H-Hey, Director, you've been
working here for a long time, right?
[11:11] Director
I have.
[11:12] Noguchi
I heard rumors about some caves
in the woods behind the school.
[11:20] Noguchi
Sorry!
[11:23] Director
Well.
[11:25] Director
It looks like both NIN and Rear Support
Maneuvers Division 2 have given up on this place.
[11:30] Noguchi
U-Um...
[11:34] Director
There are caves, but the entrance
is on school grounds.
[11:38] Noguchi
Huh?
[11:40] Director
You should use them to escape.
[11:42] Director
The campus is already surrounded.
It'd be dangerous to leave any other way.
[11:48] Director
Don't get swept up
with the other students.
[11:51] Director
Survive, and tell people about this disaster.
[11:56] Noguchi
What the hell?
Both the director and Kuro-kun...
[12:00] Noguchi
What's going to happen?
[12:04] Ranran
Suzuki-senpai!
[12:06] Ranran
UN's on the scene.
[12:08] Suzuki
I need to know the situation, now.
[12:10] Ranran
'Kay!
[12:12] Ranran
Tengen, our surveillance satellite,
has the footage.
[12:15] Ranran
There's a decapitated male student.
[12:19] Ranran
Looks like he's already on school grounds.
[12:22] Ranran
Caution advised.
[12:24] Suzuki
Roger.
[12:25] Ranran
If either of you
[12:26] Ranran
can land a GPS marker on UN during battle,
[12:31] Ranran
Escape will be able to kill them
via a saturated bombing attack.
[12:36] Suzuki
And if we can't?
[12:38] Ranran
In that case, we'll use the GPS coordinates
for the two of you as targets.
[12:43] Ranran
This will also be the case
if you two are incapacitated.
[12:47] Suzuki
So we'd better kill UN ourselves, then.
[12:51] Suzuki
Time for work, Onikobe.
[12:53] Teacher
Lunch break is over!
[12:57] Teacher
Anyone still out here?
[13:16] Saruta
Man, they don't actually roll that well.
[13:19] Saruta
School, huh? Never did like it.
[13:22] Saruta
Whole place is suffocating.
[13:25] Saruta
I remember during ninja school,
on my way to class,
[13:28] Saruta
I'd kick any stones in the road...
[13:32] Saruta
Always had my gaze downcast.
[13:35] Rear Ender 1
Hey, Fatty-take!
[13:37] Rear Ender 1
How the hell do you come back with a somen bun
[13:39] Rear Ender 1
when I specifically asked for a yakisoba bun?
[13:41] Rear Ender 1
You see the problem?
[13:43] Fatty-take
It's just... when lunch break is almost over...
[13:46] Fatty-take
the most popular stuff is sold out—
[13:48] Rear Ender 1
Did I ask you for excuses, Fatty-take?
[13:51] Rear Ender 2
She's been in a real mood ever since
Mako-chan took up with that NIN guy.
[13:56] Rear Ender 1
This creep looks like he'd
love it if I slugged him.
[13:59] Fatty-take
N-No, not at all! Be my guest!
[14:11] Rear Ender 1
Is this NIN?
[14:13] Rear Ender 2
What's going on here?
[14:14] Rear Ender 2
Marishiten that are used domestically
shouldn't be able to go fully invisible!
[14:22] Rear Ender 1
Don't move, Fatty-take.
[14:23] Fatty-take
R-Right!
[14:24] Rear Ender 1
Contact Mako-chan right now!
[14:27] Rear Ender 2
Right!
[14:35] Fatty-take
H-Huh? You... don't weigh much, do you?
[15:01] Saruta
You get a ten-second head start.
[15:03] Saruta
If I catch you again, you're dead.
[15:09] Saruta
That should kick the panic off.
[15:12] Saruta
First step is to sow chaos in the school.
[15:16] Saruta
They used to have me running errands, too...
[15:20] (Flashback) Nekohira
Y'know, when I become a jonin,
[15:24] (Flashback) Nekohira
I'm gonna ban the use of cats as weapons.
[15:28] (Flashback) Saruta
Nekohira... do you honestly
think you can make jonin?
[15:34] (Flashback) Nekohira
What's the harm in talking
about our... dreams?
[15:43] (Flashback) Nekohira
Ow!
[15:45] (Flashback) Juro
Saruta. Nekohira.
[15:48] (Flashback) Juro
Didn't I tell you guys to go buy
hyorogan at the school store?
[15:55] (Flashback) Juro
You've got thirty seconds
to buy it and get back here.
[15:58] (Flashback) Juro
If you can't manage that...
[16:01] (Flashback) Juro
you're dead.
[16:04] Saruta
I'll never forget those eyes.
[16:06] Saruta
This calls for more... louder... chaos.
[16:15] Saruta
Okay, everyone in your seats!
[16:18] Saruta
Oh, I guess you're already sitting.
[16:21] Saruta
Before class starts, your teacher
has something to tell you.
[16:25] Saruta
It turns out he left his body
in the shoe lockers!
[16:31] Saruta
Well, shit. Is this conformity in action?
[16:35] Saruta
Not gonna react? Even a little?
[16:38] Saruta
Are your brains working?
[16:40] Saruta
Do these kids not know how to
think or act for themselves?
[16:45] Saruta
Oh, well. I blame the system.
[16:53] Students
Something's there! Something is in there!
[16:56] Students
This is bad!
[16:59] Students
Tae-chan!
[17:09] Girl
Get a move on already! Go!
[17:11] Boy
Shut the fuck up!
[17:25] Saruta
Down we go...
[17:38] Saruta
Aw, man. The boys' restroom?
[17:43] Saruta
You're not a lucky kid, are you?
[17:47] Saruta
Well, it is what it is.
[17:58] Saruta
Never mind. You get to live.
[18:02] Saruta
You won't have to eat in the can anymore.
[18:05] Saruta
Hell, as the sole survivor, the press
is gonna be banging down your door.
[18:15] Balding Teacher
I don't think I'm getting any signal.
SIGN Faculty Room
[18:18] Homeroom
You, too?
[18:19] Fatty-take
Excuse me...
[18:20] Homeroom
Come on, Fatty-take!
[18:22] Homeroom
Class is already—
[18:25] Fatty-take
It's just... I-I think an invisible man...
is killing everybody.
[18:32] Homeroom
Don't move, Fatty-take!
[18:34] Students
No more!
[18:36] Students
I don't wanna die!
I don't wanna die!
[18:38] Suzuki
Shit. The panic's already set in.
[18:46] VP
This is the vice principal
with a message for all students.
[18:50] VP
I've been informed that there is
an intruder on school grounds.
[18:54] VP
For safety's sake, all students are
to evacuate to the courtyard.
[19:00] Suzuki
That's just what he wants.
[19:02] VP
Please, do not rush,
follow your teachers' directions and—
[19:08] Director
This message is for all students.
[19:10] Director
The intruder on school grounds
was a false report.
[19:13] VP
Wh-Who is that talking?!
[19:13] Director
Please remain in your classrooms.
[19:16] Director
I repeat, the reporters
of an intruder were false.
[19:20] Students
What the hell?
[19:20] Director
Please remain in your classrooms.
[19:22] Students
Who made the report?
[19:23] Students
What a pain in the ass...
[19:25] Director
This message is for NIN.
The UN has moved to a different building.
[19:30] Director
If you don't pincer him, he'll get away.
[19:33] Director
If you're interested in working together,
[19:35] Director
head to the blackboard eraser
cleaning station in the hall.
[19:39] Director
You'll be able to reply from there.
[19:42] Suzuki
I guess you want us to
team up, Clairaudience?
[19:46] Director
We don't really have a choice.
[19:49] Suzuki
It's been twenty years since
he was sent out on loan
[19:51] Suzuki
from NIN to the Ministry of Welfare's
Rear Support Maneuvers Division 2.
[19:54] Suzuki
I can't even tell whose side he's on anymore.
[19:58] Director
Your ability to search for the enemy
on school grounds is going to be limited,
[20:02] Director
and he knows that.
[20:04] Suzuki
Tell me one thing.
[20:07] Suzuki
You're an extremely rare case:
a nukenin who's been allowed live in public.
[20:13] Suzuki
You've been here for twenty years. Why?
[20:17] Suzuki
What's your reason?
[20:19] Director
Watching out for children as they grow up
became my reason for living.
[20:25] Director
Is that a good enough answer?
[20:30] Suzuki
Honestly, hearing about ancient history
from you is a waste of time.
[20:33] Suzuki
Will you be handling the pincer attack?
[20:35] Director
I'll be backing you up with my ears.
[20:38] Director
You've got that troublemaker
for a boss, haven't you?
[20:41] Director
Bring him in as soon as you can.
[20:44] Suzuki
So he says.
[20:46] Onikobe
You heard him.
What do you say, Chief Ninja Kato?
[20:51] Kato
I'm already headed there.
[20:54] Kato
Seems like Clairaudience is just
going to be listening from on high...
[21:01] Saruta
Sounds like the clairaudience user
and the NIN agents have linked up.
[21:05] Saruta
I expected as much.
[21:13] Kuro
Hey, you.
[21:16] Noheji
Kuro-san? Hibi-san?
[21:18] Kuro
What was your name again?
[21:21] Noheji
You mean you didn't know?!
[21:23] Kuro
No.
[21:25] Kuro
You didn't seem important,
so I didn't think I'd need to.
[21:27] Noheji
Damn, man...
[21:29] Noheji
I'm Noheji!
[21:30] Yankii Duo
Noheji?
[21:32] Hibi
That's a weird name...
[21:34] Hibi
How's Kuro gonna play this?
[21:36] Kuro
Noheji... 10,895th place...
[21:40] Kuro
There are approximately 670 in the country,
most of which are in Tohoku.
[21:46] Kuro
To think I'd meet one in Nerima...
[21:48] Kuro
Can I please shake your hand?
[21:49] Noheji
Uh, sure...
[21:52] Kuro
You coulda told me sooner!
[21:55] Noheji
W-Well, I kinda thought you
were already in the school.
[21:59] Hibi
Why?
[21:59] Noheji
Well... uh... I saw someone knocked out.
[22:05] Yankii 1
That's Kawarada, the guidance counselor.
[22:07] Yankii 1
He's a second-dan in karate.
[22:11] Eita
Hey!
[22:14] Eita
It's me, Eita!
[22:16] Eita
Save me!
SIGN Episode 10: "A Maiden's Chest Is a Precious Thing"
[23:55] Kato
Onikobe is rare enough
that it doesn't even rank
[23:58] Kato
among the most common
Japanese family names.
[24:00] Onikobe
Which do you think is better,
a rare name or a common one?
[24:03] Kato
No clue.
[24:04] Onikobe
If rare ones are worse,
I'd be extremely weak.
[24:06] Onikobe
Maybe I should start going by Sato?
[24:08] Kato
You really shouldn't.
E10 - DAYS GONE BY AND DAYS TO COME
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[00:19] Yamada
I don't know how long I've been here.
[00:27] Yamada
When the time they call "morning" arrives,
I leave my room and go up some stairs.
[00:34] Yamada
I keep climbing until I lose
track of how long it's been,
[00:36] Yamada
and then, at the top...
[00:50] Yamada
A fight starts with other children
who also went up stairs like those.
[01:00] Yamada
If you're weak, you just get beat on.
If you fall, they keep hitting you.
[01:04] Yamada
If they hit you for long enough,
you stop moving.
[01:08] Yamada
He's not moving anymore.
[01:12] Yamada
Hit them before they hit you.
[01:15] Yamada
To make your enemies stop moving,
you have to be stronger than them.
[01:19] Yamada
If you're strong, you get to leave.
[01:24] Yamada
When the time called "night" comes,
[01:26] Yamada
those who can still move go down
the stairs, back to their rooms.
[01:35] Yamada
Morning and night repeat.
We go from using our fists to wooden swords...
[01:41] Yamada
From wooden swords to real ones.
[01:46] Yamada
And then, I was the last one
who could still move.
SIGN Episode 10 "A Maiden's Chest Is a Precious Thing"
[03:45] Ranran
Like it has some other purpose...
[03:49] Saruta
This calls for more chaos.
[03:57] Kato
In addition, for this mission,
I will be joining you.
[04:01] Student F
I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die!
[04:02] (Flashback) Suzuki
The panic's already set in.
[04:06] (Flashback) Director
Watching out for children as they grow up
became my reason for living.
[04:12] Director
Is that a good enough answer?
[04:14] (Flashback) Saruta
Sounds like the clairaudience user
and the NIN agents have linked up.
[04:17] (Flashback) Saruta
I expected as much.
[04:24] Yankee 1
That's Kawarada, the guidance counselor.
[04:27] Yankee 1
He's a second-dan in karate.
[04:30] Eita
Hey!
[04:32] Eita
It's me, Eita!
[04:35] Eita
Save me!
[04:41] Yankee 1
Hey, it's him.
[04:43] Yankee 2
What's he doing on the roof?
[04:46] Kuro
Well, until we get to the roof,
I'd like to discuss your family name in detail.
[04:52] Noheji
Uh... there's not that much to tell.
[04:57] Eita
They seem pretty relaxed,
all things considered.
[05:43] Director
This message is for all students.
[05:45] Director
The intruder on school
grounds was a false report.
[05:47] Director
Any students in the halls are
to return to their classrooms.
[05:51] Director
I repeat, the intruder on school
grounds was a false report.
[05:56] Director
Any students in the halls are
to return to their classrooms.
[05:58] Saruta
Looks like that clairaudience dickhead
put a damper on the students' panicking.
[06:03] Male Student 1
What the heck is that?
[06:05] Male Student 1
A robot? Is this for TV?
[06:11] Saruta
Hey, it's the Cube!
[06:14] Saruta
They actually started deploying them, huh?
[06:16] Saruta
And domestically, too! All for little old me.
[06:19] Saruta
I'm really... touched!
[06:27] Saruta
Now, then... I'm feeling warmed up enough!
[06:30] Saruta
I hope I run into that NIN chick soon!
[06:34] Saruta
I'm ready to die in the process,
but I'm hoping to have a bit more fun first.
[06:44] Hibi
What the hell is their deal?
[06:45] Yankee 1
They're first-years, I think, but...
I don't have a clue.
[06:52] Yankee 1
Uh, isn't this...
[06:54] Yankee 2
Oh, yeah, I know what you mean! It's, uh...
[06:56] Noheji
I think it's those three monkeys.
Y'know, see no evil, hear no evil...
[07:01] Yankee 1
Yeah, that!
[07:02] Yankee 1
Damn, dude, you're pretty smart.
[07:04] Noheji
It's actually pretty common knowledge.
[07:07] Yankee 1
So why are the first-years doing it, though?
[07:11] Yankee 1
Hey, you! What's going on here?
[07:13] Yankee 2
Come on, you idiot.
He's the "speak no evil" monkey.
[07:17] Yankee 1
Oh, right.
[07:19] Yankee 2
Hey, you! What happened?
[07:21] Yankee 1
Uh, he obviously hears no evil.
[07:23] Yankee 1
What are you, stupid?
[07:25] Yankee 2
Oh, good point.
[07:26] Yankee 1
What the hell is this?
[07:28] Yankee 3
Sorry! I didn't see!
[07:29] Yankee 4
And I didn't hear!
[07:31] Yankee1+2
These guys are useless!
[07:43] Hibi
Kuro.
[07:46] Hibi
I want to fight the UN first.
[07:52] Hibi
I want to see how far I can go.
[07:57] Kuro
This is where you get off, Noheji.
[08:00] Kuro
If you get bored,
you can fight the punks downstairs.
[08:03] Noheji
Honestly, I don't have a clue what's going on.
[08:06] Noheji
So I think I'll just wait.
[08:18] Kuro
I mean, sure, it can't compare
to a name like Noheji...
[08:22] Kuro
But "Hibi Miracle" is pretty incredible, too.
[08:26] Kuro
Have some confidence.
[08:27] Hibi
Y-You think so?
[08:32] Kuro
Take the necktie off, Hibi.
[08:34] Hibi
Good point.
[08:35] Kuro
Don't want the UN choking you out.
[08:37] Hibi
The same goes for you!
[08:39] Kuro
I'll be fine.
[08:40] Hibi
Oh, since we're doing this,
maybe we should be in full shinobi getup.
[08:46] Kuro
This is gonna be your first and
last big spotlight. Suit yourself.
[08:50] Hibi
Dude, don't jinx me.
[08:53] Yamada
Hey...
[08:56] Yamada
What're you two even doing?
[08:58] Yamada
The fight's already started
at Kodan High School.
[09:03] Hibi
I couldn't sense her at all.
[09:07] Yamada
Who's first?
[09:12] Yamada
I wouldn't mind both at once.
[09:18] Teo
Titty lady! Titty lady! Titty lady! Titty lady!
[09:23] Kawado
What?
[09:25] Teo
I wanted to ask for something...
[09:27] Kawado
What is it? You wanna see my tits again?
[09:30] Teo
Well, as far as that goes...
[09:32] Teo
I mean, I can kinda see them from where I am,
[09:35] Teo
and I've had my fill, so that's cool.
[09:37] Kawado
Wow. Rude. What is it, then?
[09:39] Teo
Seems to be a bit of an emergency,
[09:42] Teo
so I'd like you to detach me from this frame
and start up my engine, please.
[09:47] Kawado
Yeah, sure.
[09:49] Kawado
But can't you start your own engine?
[09:55] Kawado
Hey, Shinobu.
[09:59] Kawado
You're pretty chatty today, huh?
[10:01] Kawado
Not that I can tell what you're saying.
[10:03] Teo
Sounds like he wants to ride me.
[10:06] Kawado
You understand cats?!
[10:09] Teo
Well, y'know. I am an AI.
[10:16] Teo
You've seen some shit, too, huh?
[10:19] Teo
Got it. Hop on!
[10:21] Kawado
What'd he say?
[10:22] Teo
I mean, it's kinda confidential.
[10:25] Kawado
It is?!
[10:28] Teo
There you go, just like that!
Now give it a big tug!
[10:33] Kawado
What kind of motorcycle has a rope start?!
[10:37] Teo
It's what all the latest models
are equipped with.
[10:41] Kawado
Oh, Shinobu, I don't think that's gonna work.
[10:46] Teo
You don't need to worry about him.
[10:51] Teo
Well, I'm off!
[10:53] Pedestrian
Did a motorcycle just talk?!
On its own?! With a cat riding it?!
[10:57] Kawado
I have no idea what's going on, but be safe!
[11:02] Female Student 2
I'm wiped. They should just
cancel classes for today.
[11:05] Female 'Student 3
They said there's someone trespassing.
Let's go back to class.
[11:09] Male Student 3
Hey, where'd the robot go?!
[11:11] Male Student 3
Holy crap, there it is!
[11:14] Female Student 2
That robot's made of cardboard. Kinda lame.
[11:18] Female Student 3
Maybe the third-years made
it for the culture festival.
[11:20] Female Student 2
They did?! That is lame.
[11:28] Kato
RWS, open.
[11:33] Kato
No warning shots. Fire on anyone
who leaves the building.
[11:37] Female Student 5
Hey, something came out.
[11:39] Female Student 4
What's with all the delivery trucks, anyway?
[11:41] Director
Any students in the halls
are to return to class at once.
[11:43] Female Student 5
Dunno.
SIGN Infirmary
[11:45] Director
I repeat, any students in the halls
are to return to class at once.
[11:48] Mako
Do you think it's your enemy, Hachiya-kun?
[11:51] Mako
Should we escape?
[11:53] Hachiya
I'd like to, if we can.
[11:57] Hachiya
But NIN has put a barricade around
the perimeter. I think we're trapped.
[12:01] Hachiya
It'd be safer to stay in the building.
[12:03] Mako
Then I'll call my friends,
and the three of us can protect you!
[12:09] Hachiya
I'm sorry, but I got a message...
[12:12] Hachiya
"I think your friends are already dead."
[12:18] Mako
Joining Rear Support Maneuvers Division 2
means being prepared for any outcome.
[12:25] Mako
We were just a ragtag team.
Not great friends or anything...
[12:35] Mako
But I want to avenge them.
[12:38] Hachiya
Okay.
[12:40] Director
There's movement in the southern building.
[12:43] Director
An attack near 2-4.
The students fled from there.
[12:47] Director
Your boss is pretty impressive.
[12:50] Director
With the robot standing in the courtyard,
[12:52] Director
it can prevent the enemy
from cutting directly across.
[12:55] Director
And if his target is the two of you,
[12:58] Director
head to the connecting
hall on the second floor.
[13:00] Suzuki
Got it.
[13:02] Director
I'll update you on any new movement.
[13:05] Onikobe
Hey.
[13:07] Onikobe
There are two connecting halls.
[13:09] Suzuki
I know.
[13:10] Onikobe
Those are 50/50 odds.
[13:13] Onikobe
I'd say the best move is to try
to pin him down between us.
[13:16] Onikobe
But dividing our strength
could mean we both fail.
[13:19] Suzuki
Don't really have a lot of options, though.
[13:22] Suzuki
If I find him, I need you to back me up ASAP.
[13:39] Male Student 4
This sucks so bad.
[13:43] Male Student 4
A foreigner?
[13:44] Male Student 5
She's so cute.
[13:46] Suzuki
Ugh, the smell of young men.
Makes my nose wanna fall off.
[13:51] Suzuki
The girls reek just as bad.
[13:56] Suzuki
The enemy's probably on the opposite end...
[13:58] Homeroom Teacher
Hey, people!
[14:00] Homeroom Teacher
The teachers are trying to confirm whether
or not this intruder report is real,
[14:06] Homeroom Teacher
so head back to your classrooms!
[14:08] Male Student
Sir, isn't the robot in the
courtyard trespassing?
[14:12] Homeroom Teacher
We'll look into that, too!
Now get a move on!
[14:16] Suzuki
The rugged teacher!
[14:17] Suzuki
Maybe I'll go get a quick whiff.
[14:20] Homeroom Teacher
Come on, get back to your classrooms!
[14:29] E Female Student
Wha...
[14:31] Onikobe
No! Behind you!
[14:35] Homeroom Teacher
Now, you, I don't know what class you're in...
[14:48] Saruta
Suzuki. You'll go last.
[14:52] Saruta
Right now...
[14:54] Saruta
Is you, Onikobe!
[14:58] Saruta
Sure! Close those eyes!
[15:13] Kato
He's made contact with Onikobe.
[15:17] Ranran
Here we go!
[15:18] Ranran
But this isn't good enough.
Not enough for accurate fire from Escape.
[15:23] Ranran
Scrap for a bit and buy me some time, okay?
[15:26] Ranran
That strength is the only
thing you're good for.
[15:32] Saruta
Aw, come on!
[15:35] Saruta
Is that all you've got, Onikobe?!
[15:57] Onikobe
Ninja Chief Kato.
[16:05] Saruta
You guys actually whipped out
the strongest war machine
[16:08] Saruta
you're allowed to use domestically,
the Cube, all for me!
[16:12] Saruta
For a little ol' nukenin like me!
[16:15] Saruta
Aw, I'm downright honored!
[16:18] Saruta
You need to be at least a
chunin to operate this baby.
[16:21] Saruta
Which means... if that's
Onikobe in the Marishiten,
[16:25] Saruta
then it's Ninja Chief Kato!
[16:27] Kato
Shut up.
[16:33] Kato
Onikobe, see to the wounded.
Pull back for now.
[16:37] Onikobe
Sir.
[16:49] Students
What the hell?
[16:50] Students
What is going on?
[16:59] Onikobe
If you get to the Ninja Lab
fast enough, it can be reattached.
[17:01] Onikobe
You're out of action for now.
[17:04] Suzuki
If I step outside, our people are gonna kill me.
[17:07] Suzuki
I'm curious how you're doing, actually.
[17:10] Suzuki
The Rear Ender's weapon is in your leg.
[17:12] Suzuki
Not bad, Saruta.
[17:15] Onikobe
I need to support Ninja Chief Kato.
[17:23] Kato
What's the holdup, Ninja Lab?!
[17:25] Kato
Hurry! Fire Escape!
[17:27] Ranran
I can't get the UN and Cube's coordinates.
[17:30] Ranran
And it's a four-story building,
so that just complicates things.
[17:34] Ranran
Take him outside the building, please.
[17:35] Ranran
Take him outside the building, please.
[17:38] Kato
What?!
[17:40] Kato
He's trying to break free from Cube!
[17:53] Suzuki
Shit.
[17:57] Suzuki
I'm gonna survive, no matter what!
[18:09] Kuro
You gonna wear your glasses
under the mask, Hibi?
[18:13] Hibi
Oh, I forgot.
[18:17] Kuro
Hibi. She's human just like us.
[18:19] Kuro
Kill her and she's bound to die.
[18:22] Kuro
Calm down.
[18:28] Hibi
I'm shocked to find out
I can still fear anything.
[18:43] Hibi
All right, UN. Let's do this
hand-to-hand, all right?
[18:47] Yamada
Sure.
[20:22] Yamada
It's cute how you run around like that.
[20:24] Yamada
Don't worry.
[20:26] Yamada
I won't do anything, so go ahead and stand.
[20:29] Yamada
Let's start over.
[20:32] Kuro
Stay cool, Hibi.
[20:34] Kuro
Smile, smile!
[20:36] Hibi
Wait, how could you tell?
With the mask, I mean.
[20:38] Kuro
Eh, I can tell.
[20:41] Kuro
And she's apparently relaxed enough
to start doing radio calisthenics.
[20:45] Kuro
You can't beat her without fully committing.
[20:47] Kuro
Treat this fight like an
educational experience.
[20:51] Hibi
Yeah. Got it.
[20:54] Hibi
Hope you don't mind going
chest-to-chest for this lesson.
[20:57] Yamada
But a maiden's chest is a precious thing.
[21:00] Yamada
Not loaned out conditionally,
but given out of unconditional love.
[21:07] Eita
She let me put my hands
all over it, though...
[21:11] Kuro
Eita? Oh, right, I forgot about him.
[21:15] Hibi
Okay. Test of strength, then.
[21:17] Hibi
My arms oughta be stronger!
[21:20] Yamada
Okay.
[21:29] Hibi
How stupid can you be to
try to out-muscle me?!
[21:42] Hibi
Shit!
[21:48] Hibi
You fell for it!
[21:51] Hibi
My name...
[21:53] Hibi
is Miracle "Thunder" Hibi!
SIGN Episode 11 "Kuro Finally Took Up a Sword"
[23:55] Kuro
Seems like Nekohira is ranked 66,000th
[23:58] Kuro
and Saruta is 2,500th in
common Japanese family names.
[24:02] Saruta
I never ran into you during the episode,
[24:04] Saruta
but I can kill one of the
Kumogakure clan right now and—
[24:06] Kuro
Oh, time's almost up.
[24:07] Saruta
What?!
E11 - Kuro Finally Took Up a Sword
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[00:02] (Flashback) Saruta
Suzuki.
[00:03] (Flashback) Onikobe
Behind you!
[00:06] (Flashback) Saruta
You'll go last.
[00:08] (Flashback) Saruta
Is that all you've got, Onikobe?!
[00:12] (Flashback) Onikobe
Ninja Chief Kato.
[00:13] (Flashback) Kato
What's the holdup, Ninja Lab?!
[00:15] (Flashback) Kato
Hurry! Fire Escape!
[00:25] Hibi
You fell for it!
[00:28] Hibi
My name...
[00:29] Hibi
is Miracle "Thunder" Hibi!
[00:39] Kuro
A dual-edged blade that fully
electrocutes him, as well...
[00:43] Kuro
Launched through the
electric parka made for Hibi,
[00:46] Kuro
with his electrical resistance
born from a lightning strike.
[00:50] Kuro
The question is, how effective will it be on UN?
[01:07] Hibi
Wh-Where is this strength coming from?!
[01:11] Hibi
And the electricity's not working!
[01:18] Hibi
Whoa—
[01:25] Hibi
Life... flashing before my eyes...
Master's... bald-ass head...
[01:35] Yamada
Sorry, my bad! I'm not supposed to kill you.
[01:40] Yamada
Next.
[01:42] Yamada
That'd be you, Kuro-kun.
[01:45] Kuro
Please-wait-one-moment.
SIGN Episode 11 "Kuro Finally Took Up a Sword"
[03:23] Noguchi
I think I just heard
screaming in the distance...
[03:28] Sato
Yeah.
[03:30] Noguchi
Why'd you leave class, Sato-san?
[03:34] Sato
I thought I might land a scoop
for the school newspaper.
[03:39] Noguchi
I see.
[03:41] Sato
What about you, Noguchi-san?
[03:43] Noguchi
Me? Well, the director told me to run in
the direction that had the fewest people.
[03:50] Noguchi
Also, to follow the orders from
the blackboard eraser cleaner...
[03:54] Noguchi
which brought me here.
[03:55] Sato
From the... blackboard eraser cleaner?
[03:57] Noguchi
I-It's the truth, though!
[03:59] Sato
O-Okay.
[04:00] Noguchi
Come on! Stop avoiding eye contact!
[04:03] Noguchi
I think the director probably
put some kind of radio in it...
[04:08] Noguchi
Don't walk away!
[04:11] Sato
I actually love that kinda
thing, so... don't worry.
[04:16] Noguchi
Things have just been weird since
Kuro-kun came by my room that night.
[04:26] Suzuki
Sorry to trouble you...
[04:30] Suzuki
but I could use a lift.
[04:35] Suzuki
Noguchi, do you not know
how to support someone?
[04:39] Suzuki
This is why you can't score.
[04:41] Noguchi
What does me scoring have to do with it?!
[04:43] Noguchi
Sato-san, you help, too!
[04:47] Suzuki
Nah. Sato's gonna be recording
everything that happens, so that's out.
[04:52] Suzuki
Better to lean on the girl who was
at the top of the class caste system,
[04:55] Suzuki
despite not being that hot or charming,
and then let it all slip through her fingers.
[05:00] Noguchi
Excuse me?!
[05:01] Noguchi
Look, I don't know who you are, but—
[05:03] Sato
Noguchi-san...
[05:05] Sato
That look is perfect.
[05:08] Noguchi
No photos!
[05:17] Noguchi
Okay, we made it to the gym.
[05:19] Suzuki
So far so good, I guess.
[05:23] Suzuki
Sato. Make sure to get a good shot
of my beautiful face, wracked with pain.
[05:27] Sato
Got it.
[05:28] Noguchi
Are we not in a rush?
[05:31] Director
Looks like you made it safely.
[05:34] Director
There's a door inside the room
across from the stage.
[05:38] Director
Head there.
[05:39] Sato
It really did talk! Although
this one's a fire extinguisher.
[05:42] Suzuki
He's got stuff set up all over school.
[05:45] Suzuki
Creepy as it is, it came in handy this time.
[05:48] Director
The fire extinguisher is actually
wireless, so take it with you.
[05:53] Suzuki
Noguchi, get the fire extinguisher.
[05:55] Noguchi
Why me?!
[05:57] Sato
Noguchi-san, that was a great expression.
[05:59] Noguchi
No photos!
[06:10] Noguchi
Hang on!
[06:12] Suzuki
Look, if you hang tough,
I can introduce you to a hot guy.
[06:15] Noguchi
For real?!
[06:16] Director
There'll be a small door beside the stairs.
[06:20] Director
It's not locked, so head in there.
[06:23] Sato
I found it.
[06:28] Sato
There's a stairway that heads underground.
[06:31] Sato
What should we do?
[06:34] Suzuki
We'll just have to go.
[06:37] Director
You three don't have much time.
[06:40] Director
If you want to escape this
school alive, hurry along.
[06:44] Sato
Is this... beneath the gym?
[06:47] Sato
And it goes on for a long way.
[06:50] Director
This is directly beneath the gymnasium.
[06:53] Director
But if Escape attacks,
you'll still be caught in the blast.
[06:57] Director
Keep moving.
[06:59] Noguchi
Hey, what's this "Escape" thing?
[07:02] Suzuki
Escape is a top-secret orbital
weapons platform run by NIN.
[07:07] Suzuki
Anyone who knows about it
[07:09] Suzuki
tends to disappear, along with their entire
family, so you're better off not knowing.
[07:14] Noguchi
But you just said it! And I already heard!
[07:18] Suzuki
All jokes aside, if we make it out of this alive,
[07:23] Suzuki
I'll guarantee your survival.
[07:26] Noguchi
Are you okay?
[07:28] Director
Even getting to the closest exit will
take you thirty minutes at this pace.
[07:34] Director
Can you last that long?
[07:35] Suzuki
Awfully considerate of you, for an enemy.
[07:39] Director
An enemy, huh? Before the war,
we were all the same organization.
[07:43] Suzuki
You realize how long ago that was?
[07:45] Suzuki
You probably weren't even born then.
[07:47] Director
My father was one of the shinobi
in favor of continuing the war.
[07:50] Director
I've been influenced by him,
for better or for worse.
[07:53] Suzuki
It's because those warmongers went
underground and kept up a pointless resistance
[07:57] Suzuki
that the world of shinobi
still doesn't know peace.
[08:03] Director
You really think our absence would be
all it takes for you to have peace?
SIGN Nurse's Office
[08:11] Mako
It's clear. Let's move on.
[08:15] Hachiya
Right.
[08:18] Mako
For now, let's find the director...
rather, the clairaudience user.
[08:22] Hachiya
Mako-chan, what's the connection between
your organization and the clairaudience user?
[08:27] Mako
Well, he's like a satellite unit...
except he's an individual.
[08:33] Mako
He's kept at a comfortable
distance, basically.
[08:36] Sato
Um, can I ask something?
[08:39] Suzuki
Go ahead.
[08:41] Sato
Does this mean that the world
of ninja split in two after the war,
[08:44] Sato
and now those two sides are enemies?
[08:48] Sato
Sorry if I got it wrong.
[08:49] Suzuki
That covers it.
[08:50] Director
Sure does.
[08:52] Noguchi
So casual! Why the sudden lack of gravitas?!
[08:55] Hachiya
Why's he been here for decades?
[09:00] Mako
I'd think NIN would know more about it.
[09:04] Mako
This place used to be a facility
for the Japanese army.
[09:07] Mako
It was an underground laboratory for
the organization that would become NIN,
[09:11] Mako
as well as a communication hub for UN.
[09:16] Mako
It's hallowed ground
for all three organizations.
[09:20] Noguchi
What even is this place?
[09:24] Suzuki
A secret exit to the underground
tunnels used by Under Ninja,
[09:27] Suzuki
and the remains of a secret workshop.
[09:29] Director
Impressive.
[09:32] Mako
Any guard for that kind of place would
need ties to all three organizations.
[09:37] Hachiya
"So the clairaudience user
has ties to UN, too?"
[09:42] Mako
I'm just boots on the ground.
I don't have all the details.
[09:48] Mako
Sorry to change the subject, but...
[10:00] Mako
I believe he's here.
[10:08] Mako
Stay behind me.
[10:13] Mako
I've never resented my lack
of ability like I have today,
[10:17] Mako
but I'll do whatever it takes
to absorb his attack.
[10:20] Mako
Use that chance to get away, Shion-kun!
[10:25] Saruta
Hiding behind a girl's skirt?
Damn, you're one privileged little bastard!
[10:30] Saruta
Hachiya Shion, the grandson of Tara,
one of the seven NIN leaders.
[10:36] Saruta
My real target...
[10:39] Saruta
is you!
[10:47] Hachiya
I know.
[11:10] Saruta
Hopping off my shoulder when I'm invisible...
[11:13] Saruta
Seems like a risky move, grandkid!
[11:18] Hachiya
You went a little kill-crazy.
The smell of blood is all over you.
[11:22] Hachiya
And in close-range combat, you don't need
to see someone to tell where they are.
[11:27] Hachiya
Didn't you undergo nighttime CQB training?
[11:31] Saruta
I'm impressed, grandkid!
[11:33] Saruta
But I guess nobody would follow a dumbass,
even if he was next in line for the top.
[11:38] Mako
I couldn't tell at this range at all...
[11:40] Mako
And I hope my own body odor was okay.
[11:43] Hachiya
I'm your real target, then?
Who put you up to this?
[11:49] Saruta
Gotta say, I'm amazed a lowly ex-genin like
myself gets to talk to a big shot like you.
[11:54] Saruta
Just goes to show you never know
what turns life is gonna take!
[11:58] Hachiya
That life has just about run out, in your case.
[12:15] Hachiya
Escape has locked on to you.
[12:18] Saruta
You're bluffing. They're not gonna
fire when you're right here.
[12:22] Hachiya
I would think you'd understand
how ruthless NIN can be.
[12:34] Ranran
Confirming automated camouflage
shutdown from Escape.
[12:41] Ranran
Laser emitter ready to fire.
[12:55] Ranran
Target confirmed via
Hachiya Shion's targeting marker.
[13:00] Ranran
Margin of error is +/- 10 meters.
[13:03] Ozu
Aw, come on!
[13:06] Ozu
Don't you dare catch Hachiya-kun in this!
[13:08] Ozu
Cancel the shot! Right now!
[13:09] Ranran
I can't operate Escape from here.
[13:12] Ranran
And fire control requires
a jonin's authorization.
[13:17] Ozu
I gotta figure this out!
What are the bosses thinking?
[13:21] Ozu
Are they cutting Hachiya Shion off?
[13:25] Ozu
With the successful brain transplant of
Tara, head of the seven NIN leaders,
[13:28] Ozu
the succession system might be finished.
[13:31] Ozu
Is this part of a clash between the old
administration and the potential new one?
[13:45] Hachiya
Mako! Shoot him!
[13:46] Mako
Right!
[13:51] Saruta
That weapon's a projectile?
[14:08] Ranran
The targeting signal is gone.
[14:11] Ranran
Escape's firing sequence
is automatically shutting down.
[14:25] Hachiya
He must've struck her as he ran...
[14:30] Hachiya
Mako, I would've died if it wasn't for you.
[14:33] Hachiya
You have my thanks as the future head of
the seven NIN leaders, Hachiya Tara Shion.
[14:47] Hachiya
I will never forget you.
Please watch over me.
[14:52] Hachiya
Until the day I am the leader of the seven.
[14:57] Noguchi
Exit... Where's the exit?
[15:00] Suzuki
Over there. Look at that tunnel.
[15:04] Suzuki
They're filled with concrete now,
[15:07] Suzuki
but they used to lead all over the place.
[15:10] Suzuki
I heard there was one that
went all the way to Nagano.
[15:17] Suzuki
Let's take a break.
[15:19] Suzuki
Anyway, this is our best hope for an exit,
[15:21] Suzuki
because there are plenty of other
holes like that leading out of here.
[15:27] Sato
Um... I have another question.
[15:30] Sato
What did the secret workshop make?
[15:33] Suzuki
I could tell you,
[15:35] Suzuki
but I think our fire extinguisher
probably knows better.
[15:38] Director
Take a look at the massive space you're in.
[15:42] Director
What comes to mind?
[15:45] Noguchi
It's so huge...
[15:47] Sato
Yeah.
[15:48] Suzuki
They manufactured counterfeit bills.
[15:50] Noguchi
You answered anyway?!
[15:52] Suzuki
In the 1980s, when people above ground
were enjoying the so-called bubble economy,
[15:57] Suzuki
these guys were down here,
steadily churning out counterfeit yen.
[16:02] Suzuki
There's even a theory saying that's
how the bubble actually burst.
[16:07] Suzuki
Theories on how it turned out vary. Maybe the
copies were so good, no one ever noticed...
[16:11] Suzuki
Maybe someone noticed, but let it continue.
[16:13] Sato
That's a lot of theories.
[16:15] Suzuki
Anyway, since the bubble burst,
Japan's economy has been trending downward.
[16:20] Suzuki
And at the same time,
UN has secured access to massive funding.
[16:23] Director
Although we paid no small cost in personnel.
[16:29] Director
The battle when NIN finally discovered
these tunnels... was gruesome.
[16:36] Director
That was before they had Escape, after all.
[16:40] Director
A lot of the tunnels were bombed,
burying people alive inside them.
[16:46] Director
The women and children who
were working in the workshop
[16:49] Director
were slaughtered without mercy, too.
[16:53] Suzuki
You make it sound like you were there.
[16:55] Director
That's because I was. I saw it myself.
[17:01] Suzuki
I see.
[17:02] Suzuki
I think I understand why you're here now.
[17:07] Director
As the sole survivor, the government,
NIN, and UN decided
[17:13] Director
that my tangential relationship to all three
[17:15] Director
earned me a role as the
gravekeeper for this place.
[17:19] Suzuki
Tell me, girls,
[17:21] Suzuki
doesn't this place seem a little big
for just printing counterfeit bills?
[17:26] Noguchi
More questions?
[17:27] Sato
I mean... it's not like
I've ever made any myself.
[17:30] Suzuki
When it comes to making counterfeit yen,
[17:32] Suzuki
the printing and ink can be handled
with standard equipment.
[17:37] Suzuki
The kind that's easy to acquire.
The real trick comes down to the paper.
[17:42] Suzuki
The ingredients for and manufacture
of the paper is difficult.
[17:46] Suzuki
What NIN was shocked to find
when they discovered this place
[17:50] Suzuki
was a massive paper-producing operation,
bigger than what even we could manage.
[18:13] Kato
He's injured.
SIGN Unknown Data
[18:30] Kato
Onikobe, do you read me?
[18:33] Kato
Head to the roof. We're ending him.
[18:38] Onikobe
Yes, sir.
[18:48] Kuro
I-made-a-mistake.
[18:53] Kuro
The-ring-was-on-my-left-hand.
[18:57] Kuro
I-am-right-handed.
[19:03] Hibi
Why is he talking like a robot? To buy time?
[19:06] Kuro
Swapping-ring-to-right-hand.
[19:10] Kuro
Extending-antenna.
[19:13] Kuro
Raising-hand-for-better-reception.
[19:23] Yamada
Nice breeze, huh?
[19:34] Hibi
Still?! Come on!
[19:35] Yamada
Let's be patient.
[19:59] Hibi
Kuro finally took up a sword...
SIGN Sawada Glass Repair Company
[20:04] Manager
The Ninja Labs' latest weapon,
the katana drone.
[20:09] Manager
Or maybe drone katana?
Well, it seems to have worked.
[20:14] Manager
Avenge Hachiro-kun, Kuro-kun.
[20:21] Kuro
I guess the poison darts didn't work, either.
[20:24] Kuro
The waiting didn't seem to matter.
[20:35] Kuro
So it's not just electricity.
She's resistant to poison, too.
[20:40] Kuro
Wait, look at those muscles.
Maybe the dart didn't even penetrate?
[20:45] Kuro
This sucks.
[20:46] Kuro
I was hoping to chip away at her stamina,
but that's not gonna fly with this monster.
[20:52] Yamada
Wow, amazing! You use swords, Kuro-kun?
[20:55] Yamada
Hang on a sec.
[20:57] Kuro
Hell no, I'm not waiting. What're you, stupid?
[21:00] Hibi
He baits every bit of intel
he can get from the enemy,
[21:03] Hibi
never spilling anything himself,
while talking trash.
[21:06] Hibi
That's Kuro for you!
[21:09] Yamada
Oh, there it is!
[21:34] Yamada
With swords, this'll be over really fast, huh?
[21:38] Kuro
Om anichi...
[21:40] Kuro
Marishiei... sowaka.
[21:46] Yamada
Wow, your upper body went invisible!
[21:52] Teo
For a cat, you're a hell of a rider!
SIGN I used to do this all the time when I was human.
[21:58] Teo
I have no idea what you're saying, but...
[22:01] Teo
Anyone who can handle me knows their stuff!
SIGN Episode 12 "Business as Usual, Wrapped Up Tidy"
[23:55] Kuro
Yamada is ranked 12th among the
most common Japanese family names.
[23:58] Yamada
You really wanna talk about that
when we're about to kill each other?
[24:01] Kuro
I mean, these segments are kinda parallel
to the main story. Not a lot of connection.
[24:05] Yamada
Then instead of waiting for the next episode,
[24:06] Yamada
let's fight to the death now, Kuro-kun!
[24:08] Kuro
Wow. So consistent.
E12 - Business as Usual, Wrapped Up Tidy
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[00:17] Kuro
This woman...
[00:20] Kuro
No. This monster won't allow
the luxury of a second strike.
[00:24] Kuro
And the only way to end it
in one is to take her head off.
[00:28] Kuro
Granted, that's probably
her read on things, too.
[00:31] Kuro
The Marishiten's internal
airbag will protect me.
[00:35] Kuro
The camouflage will lower her
chances of landing a fatal blow.
[00:45] Kuro
I should be able to survive!
SIGN Episode 12 "Business as Usual, Wrapped Up Tidy"
[02:29] Teo
They've got the front gate
blocked off with vehicles.
[02:33] Teo
Got it! Let's rush 'em!
[02:39] Teo
Go!
[02:41] Nekohira
I'm coming, Saruta!
SIGN Onikobe
SIGN Error: Error Code 22222
[04:05] Kato
Onikobe!
[04:08] Kato
It's a trap!
[04:13] Saruta
Onikobe!
[04:16] Saruta
You're coming along for the ride...
[04:19] Saruta
when I die!
SIGN Please don't be too late!
SIGN Huh?!
[04:31] Teo
Shit!
SIGN A door...
SIGN Ah...
SIGN Memories fading again......
SIGN Saruta...
SIGN I'm sorry...
[05:00] Kato
She lowered the visor to
brace against a direct attack.
[05:03] Kato
Nicely done, Onikobe.
[05:06] Onikobe
Ninja Chief Kato...
[05:09] Saruta
Nice try!
[05:22] Kato
Onikobe!
[05:30] Taira
What's up?
[05:32] Ranran
Take a look here, Manager Taira.
[05:34] Taira
What is it?
[05:38] Ranran
Wanna head to the nap room?
[05:40] Taira
Make your report already.
[05:43] Ranran
This is an extrapolation based on footage
from our surveillance satellites.
[05:50] Ranran
This is where the UN kills Onikobe...
[05:53] Ranran
But his suit is empty,
and she receives a counterattack.
[05:56] Taira
Hang on.
[05:58] Taira
If you were watching the whole time,
you would've seen the UN take the suit off.
[06:05] Taira
Why not notify Onikobe?
[06:07] Ranran
But my mission is to analyze the UN suit.
[06:13] Taira
Fair enough. Continue.
[06:15] Ranran
Right.
[06:16] Ranran
So, I had previously assumed the suit
was a weaponized NBC protective suit,
[06:23] Ranran
but between the anti-UV
membrane in the goggles
[06:26] Ranran
and the attachment for an optional
storage unit on the back,
[06:30] Ranran
I now think that the UN suit...
[06:32] Ranran
is actually a modified spacewalk suit.
[06:37] Taira
A-And... if that's true...
[06:41] Taira
What would they be able to do with it?
[06:44] Ranran
Did you see this news report?
[06:48] Taira
They didn't load the satellite...
[06:51] Taira
But the rocket was still launched?
[06:54] Ranran
The suit would've been less
than 100 kilograms as cargo.
[06:57] Ranran
Throw in a life support system, and you'd have
a complete extravehicular mobility unit.
[07:05] Taira
Then the UN is actually after Escape?
[07:09] Taira
That can't be!
[07:11] Ranran
There's more to it than that.
[07:13] Ranran
I believe UN's true goal is the data server
[07:18] Ranran
that contains the personal information
of all 20,000 of NIN's shinobi.
[07:22] Ranran
The reason it's said to be 100% secure
[07:27] Ranran
is because it's stored inside Escape,
which is both in space and invisible.
[07:41] Kato
Ninja Lab! I've locked down the UN!
[07:44] Kato
Bomb him already!
[07:47] Ranran
You need to recommend that the 500
Ninja Committee destroy Escape, now!
[07:51] Ranran
If I were UN, I'd seize control of Escape
while I was stealing the data.
[08:04] Robot
I have a report. I have a report.
[08:08] Robot
The Ninja Lab has determined that
the UN suit is actually a space suit.
[08:14] Robot
UN's target is Escape.
[08:17] Robot
It's recommended that any orders
to fire are canceled at once.
[08:22] Robot
There is a high likelihood that the enemy
is already within Escape's airspace.
[08:26] Robot
If the worst-case scenario proves true,
[08:30] Robot
it will mean both Escape's
store of NIN agent data
[08:33] Robot
and control of the satellite are lost.
[08:36] Robot
It would be wise to consider
Escape's self-destruct mechanism.
[08:39] Nin Leader 1
Ridiculous!
[08:40] Nin Leader 1
Do they realize how much
that thing cost?! A trillion yen!
[08:44] Nin Leader 2
What happened to destroying the subterranean
space below Kodan High School?
[08:47] Nin Leader 3
This plan took four years to put together!
[08:51] Nin Leader 4
Have we even confirmed
a UN is near the satellite?
[08:54] Robot
Not currently.
[08:57] Nin Leader 4
You realize false reports to the 500 Ninja
Committee are punishable by death?
[09:01] Nin Leader 4
Have you considered that?
[09:03] Robot
If a decision is reached now,
before confirmation is made,
[09:07] Robot
it will be possible to protect the personal
data of all 20,000 NIN operatives.
[09:12] Robot
Please, make the call.
[09:16] Robot
An alert is coming in from Escape.
[09:17] Robot
The lock on the emergency
access point has been disabled.
[09:22] Nin Leader 2
It can't be...
[09:26] Nin Leader 4
Fire the laser cannon at
maximum output immediately.
[09:30] Nin Leader 4
And ensure the cooling
mechanism is disabled.
[09:33] Nin Leader 4
We will cook the intruder
inside Escape alive.
[09:37] Nin Leader 4
If that is not possible, then detonate it.
[09:49] PA
Temperature rising. Temperature rising.
[09:52] PA
Temperature rising. Temperature rising.
[09:54] Kiryu
Looks like they caught on.
[09:56] Kiryu
Better hurry, then.
[09:59] Kiryu
Gotta rush!
[10:02] Kiryu
Because NIN is pissed!
[10:48] Kuro
E-Even I...
[10:54] Kuro
couldn't pull it off?
[11:06] Hibi
No fucking way.
SIGN One minute before the murder of Kumogakure Kuro
[11:25] (Flashback) Saruta
I-I think... you're... Instructor Kato...
the teacher, right?
[11:33] (Flashback) Saruta
I doubt you... remember me, but...
[11:38] (Flashback) Saruta
I saw something...
[11:40] (Flashback) Saruta
When I became a nukenin...
and made contact with UN...
[11:47] (Flashback) Saruta
Gonna keep killing until the day I die!
[11:54] (Flashback) Saruta
I saw... something...
[11:57] (Flashback) Saruta
Behind the graves... It was him...
[12:00] (Flashback) Saruta
The disguise... of Commander Sasama!
[12:23] (Flashback) Ozu
Hachiya-kun... Kato...
[12:26] (Flashback) Ozu
Here it comes.
[12:29] (Flashback) Saruta
From now on... there will be even...
[12:33] (Flashback) Saruta
more chaos—
[12:49] (Flashback) Male Student 1
Will you go out with me?
[12:51] (Flashback) Girl Student 2
I'm sorry.
[12:57] (Flashback) Ozu
Ahoy-hoy. We've got work to do.
[13:01] (Flashback) Ozu
Huh? It's just a way of saying hello.
[13:04] (Flashback) Ozu
Contact the governor and have him
set up a disaster response task force.
[13:08] (Flashback) Head Teacher
Wh-What the...
[13:09] (Flashback) Fattytake
S-Sensei!
[13:10] (Flashback) Head Teacher
Fattytake—
[13:13] (Flashback) Ozu
You'll wanna use script A-22 for the media,
cops, and fire department.
[13:20] (Flashback) Ozu
Stick to the plan.
Say the explosion was caused
[13:23] (Flashback) Ozu
by a massive buildup of
methane gas in the sewers.
[13:33] (Flashback) Ozu
The physical cordon of the
area around Kodan High School
[13:36] (Flashback) Ozu
and info control take top priority.
[13:39] (Flashback) Ozu
Business as usual, wrapped up tidy.
[13:41] (Flashback) Ozu
Huh? You know, "wrap it up," like finish it.
[13:44] (Flashback) Ozu
Man, you don't have a clue, do you?
[14:12] Suzuki
Sato, come on!
[14:14] Sato
Right!
[14:15] Suzuki
This is an important part.
Make sure to get it.
[14:17] Sato
Right.
[14:19] Noguchi
Could you please hurry up? This is hard!
[14:24] Eita
That explosion...
[14:26] Eita
Is that what Kuro-san was talking about?
[14:33] Eita
Yamada-san! Your nose!
What happened to your nose?!
[14:35] Eita
I-It's gone!
[14:37] Eita
Y-You okay?
[14:41] Eita
D-Do you have... a head in your hands?
[14:45] Eita
A human head?!
[15:13] Eita
Did I just kick...
[15:21] Ranran
Manager Taira.
[15:22] Ranran
You're sweating bullets. You gonna be okay?
[15:27] Ranran
So, what happened with Escape?
[15:29] Taira
Escape's orbit is decaying.
It's on course for atmospheric re-entry.
[15:36] Ranran
So it's totaled...
[15:38] Ranran
And UN has acquired NIN's personal data
from the server, haven't they?
[15:45] Taira
No...
[15:46] Taira
There was no confirmation of any
large-bandwidth transmissions from Escape.
[15:53] Taira
But there's a good chance a landing unit
[15:55] Taira
containing some kind of storage
medium may have gotten away.
[16:00] Taira
The seven NIN leaders have assembled
[16:03] Taira
at the Grand Ninja Command
to assume operational control.
[16:07] Taira
That means NIN has officially
transitioned to a war footing.
[16:12] 7 Nin 1
Why did they drag us out here?
[16:15] 7 Nin 2
They wanna wreck little Escape.
[16:17] 7 Nin 3
Do just the five of us get to make the call?
[16:21] 7 Nin 2
We sure can. It's a majority
vote among the seven of us.
[16:25] 7 Nin 5
Five of us is a majority, all right.
[16:29] 7 Ninja 3
Uh, which button was it again?
[16:34] 7 Nin 4
The red one! Have you really forgotten that?
[16:39] 7 Nin 2
Do you think Tara-chan's gotten any bigger?
[16:43] 7 Nin 3
He's still a baby.
Can't even talk yet, I hear.
[16:48] 7 Nin 4
I can't wait to be young again, too.
[16:51] 7 Nin 2
Hopefully before we die.
[17:07] Taira
The loss of Escape means losing
our decisive advantage over UN...
[17:17] Taira
With the potential loss of the personal data,
[17:20] Taira
anyone above chunin will be
brought in for the response,
[17:22] Taira
forcing all of them to abandon
their current missions.
[17:28] Taira
These are battlefield conditions.
[17:30] Taira
I'm giving you a field promotion
from genin to chunin.
[17:34] Taira
Hibi... Hibi Ranran...
[17:37] Taira
Your brother, Hibi Miracle, is alive.
[17:42] Hibi
No one should see him like this...
[17:46] Hibi
Wait, his head's gone.
[17:58] Hibi
He's holding something?
[18:04] Hibi
Kuro... You did it, man!
[18:12] Taira
He was able to retrieve a physiological
sample from a UN agent, as well.
[18:16] Taira
It'll be in the Ninja Lab's
hands soon enough.
[18:18] Taira
I want a detailed analysis and report.
[18:22] Taira
By the way, Onikobe died.
[18:25] Taira
Kato, her direct supervisor,
is being put before a Ninja Tribunal.
[18:31] Taira
He's done for.
[18:58] Kawado
Hey, kiddo.
[19:01] Kawado
What is this?
[19:02] Eita
U-Uh... It's about Kuro-san...
[19:06] Kawado
I know. The cops came by earlier.
[19:10] Kawado
Kuro-kun's room is open. Go on in.
[19:13] Kawado
I'll be there soon.
[19:18] Ono
Kuro-kun!
[19:22] Ono
Just the underwear thief...
[19:24] Eita
I am not a...
[19:27] Eita
Y'know, forget it.
[19:29] Ono
That was one hell of an explosion!
[19:33] Ono
I was in a vehicle and I still heard it.
[19:37] Kawado
But you guys were at a different
school, right? What's up with that?
[19:44] Eita
I don't know if you'll believe me, but...
[19:50] Eita
So that's when I got spooked and
kicked the thing she threw down.
[19:57] Eita
And it was... Kuro-san's head, I think.
[20:04] Kawado
His head!
[20:04] Eita
I-Is that funny?
[20:06] Ono
Wait. What about his funeral?
[20:11] Ono
I mean, I got my mourning clothes out, so...
[20:16] Kawado
From what the cops told me,
[20:18] Kawado
the funeral's going to be for relatives only.
[20:23] Ono
I see...
[20:25] Kawado
Feels so weird.
[20:27] Kawado
I saw him this morning,
but by the afternoon, he's gone.
[20:33] (Flashback) Kuro
You're as heavy... as I figured.
[20:37] Ono
Yeah. I talked to him this morning myself.
[20:41] (Flashback) Kuro
I hear you.
[20:42] (Flashback) Kuro
Ever since I tried the stuff Ono-san's mom
sends him, I don't like it anymore, either.
[20:49] (Flashback) Eita
Kuro-san... You're serious
about protecting me, right?
[20:54] (Flashback) Kuro
Yeah. Five hundred yen a pop.
[20:57] Kawado
Not a lot of good memories, actually.
[21:01] Eita
You, too?
[21:03] Kawado
Whatever, let's drink!
I'm gonna have some eggplant.
[21:11] Kawado
What's up?
[21:14] Eita
U-Um, well...
[21:16] Eita
Are boobs, like... hard?
[21:20] Kawado
Look, this is embarrassing,
so turn the lights out.
[21:25] Kawado
Okay, close your eyes...
[21:28] Eita
Right.
[21:29] Kawado
Gently, now.
[21:32] Kawado
Gently, like you're wrapping
your hands around them.
[21:36] Eita
R-Right.
[21:37] Kawado
What do you think, kiddo?
[21:39] Eita
Well...
[21:41] Eita
It's sorta like... I thought
they'd be softer, but...
[21:45] Eita
There's a reality to it,
and they feel really good.
[21:50] Kawado
You heard him!
[21:51] Kawado
Good for you, Ono-san! He likes your tits.
[21:57] Ono
Dunno how to feel about that.
[21:59] Juniro
Excuse me.
[22:04] Juniro
You're being kinda noisy.
Would you mind keeping it down?
[22:09] Eita
K-Kuro?
[22:10] Kawado
Uh, who are you?
[22:12] Juniro
Me?
[22:14] Juniro
I'm Kumogakure Juniro.
[22:17] Kawado
So... your brother...
[22:20] Kawado
Shame what happened to him.
[22:22] Kawado
Come on in.
[22:24] Juniro
That's all right.
[22:26] Juniro
I have to clean up from moving in.
[22:30] Juniro
And to be honest, it's not
like I lived with my brother.
[22:35] Juniro
So I feel kind of... disconnected from it.
[22:39] News Announcer
There are still concerns for the
unaccounted for in the aftermath.
SIGN BREAKING Kodan High School Gas Explosion
[22:45] News Announcer
Additionally, the body of
a Kodan High School student,
SIGN Confirmed death Kumogakure Kuro (24)
[22:50] News Announcer
Kumogakure Kuro, age 24, was found on
the roof of a school in the same district.
[22:54] News Announcer
Any connection to the explosion
is currently under investigation.
[22:59] Noguchi
That was a hell of a day.
[23:02] Noguchi
For today... I just wanna sleep.
[23:19] Noguchi
K-Kumogakure-kun?!
[23:22] Toichi
Heya. I'm Kumogakure Toichi.
[23:31] Juro
Doesn't matter how many times
you look. Kuro's still dead.
[23:37] Juniro
That fact doesn't change,
[23:39] Juniro
but we can change the future
by learning from what's happened,
[23:44] Juniro
Juro-niisan.
[23:50] Juniro
Or rather... Ten-san.