# E3 - The Immortal and the Oni
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***SIGN*** The Immortal and the Oni
***SIGN*** Episode Three
**[01:54] Lord Godard**
How does everything taste?
**[01:56] Tsugaru**
It's quite delicious.
**[01:59] Tsugaru**
I didn't know what I would've done
if we were served fresh blood.
**[02:03] Tsugaru**
I was gonna try and say my granny's
will forbade me to have any.
**[02:07] Tsugaru**
But you do mainly consume blood?
**[02:10] Lord Godard**
We do.
**[02:11] Lord Godard**
If we don't have blood regularly,
we lose energy.
**[02:16] Lord Godard**
That being said, we no
longer consume human blood.
**[02:21] Lord Godard**
Ms. Rindo, do you not need to eat?
**[02:25] Aya**
Don't mind me.
**[02:26] Aya**
Even if I'd like to eat,
I'm afraid that I cannot.
**[02:29] Aya**
I've put on a few pounds lately, you see.
**[02:32] Tsugaru**
Master, stop.
**[02:34] Tsugaru**
I totally just spit my bread out.
**[02:40] Claude**
Father, can we really
leave this matter to them?
**[02:45] Lord Godard**
It's true that they're a bit odd,
**[02:46] Lord Godard**
but they've been logical
about the investigation.
**[02:49] Claude**
They go beyond "a bit odd."
**[02:52] Raoul**
I don't really think we
can trust them either.
**[02:55] Raoul**
Not to mention, they tried to put
one over on the carriage driver.
**[02:58] Mark**
W-Were you there?
**[03:00] Raoul**
Yeah.
**[03:01] Raoul**
I heard the sound of a carriage,
**[03:03] Raoul**
so I hid nearby, hoping to get
a look at the detectives.
**[03:06] Tsugaru**
On top of the crumbling tower, right?
**[03:08] Raoul**
Y-You saw me?
**[03:13] Raoul**
He's *like* a vampire.
**[03:19] Lord Godard**
Anyway, I believe they
are capable detectives.
**[03:22] Claude**
Capable detectives, huh?
**[03:23] Mark**
Oh, no thank you...
**[03:25] Claude**
If you ask me, they seem
like cheap con artists.
**[03:30] Mark**
Er...
**[03:31] Mark**
By the way, Ms. Severed Head,
how did you know about Natalie earlier?
**[03:36] Aya**
That's quite simple. I could
tell by looking at your clothes.
**[03:40] Claude**
Who's Natalie?
**[03:41] Raoul**
That severed head mentioned that
**[03:43] Raoul**
the driver had stopped drinking
because his wife yelled at him.
**[03:47] Aya**
Your vest...
**[03:48] Aya**
Around the stomach, the color is faded
and the seams are worn.
**[03:52] Aya**
It must get soiled frequently, and your
wife scrubs it clean every time.
**[03:56] Aya**
You have a habit of spilling
food on your clothes.
**[03:59] Aya**
Usually, adults only do that
when they're severely drunk.
**[04:03] Aya**
Your facial hair is unkempt,
but the collar of your shirt is clean,
**[04:07] Aya**
and some of the buttons have been replaced.
**[04:10] Aya**
That suggests your wife
regularly irons and mends it.
**[04:14] Aya**
Your vest appears to have been
last washed about a week ago,
**[04:20] Aya**
but there don't seem to be any
new stains around your stomach.
**[04:23] Aya**
Which would mean that you
haven't had a drink in a week.
**[04:26] Aya**
But why?
**[04:28] Aya**
Because someone sternly
told you to stop drinking.
**[04:31] Aya**
For example, a scrupulous housewife
sick of having to wash
**[04:34] Aya**
her drunken husband's dirty clothes.
**[04:37] Aya**
She seems attentive and rather lovely.
**[04:40] Aya**
You should treasure her.
**[04:41] Mark**
I will...
**[04:43] Claude**
That's amazing.
**[04:45] Claude**
You remind me of that famous
detective from London.
**[04:48] Claude**
I think his name was Charles... No, Cielo...
**[04:50] Shizuku**
Sherlock Holmes.
**[04:52] Claude**
That's it.
**[04:53] Aya**
I'm quite flattered to be compared
to the great Mister Holmes.
**[04:56] Aya**
Though I must say, I'm not
as much of a genius as he is.
**[04:59] Claude**
Have you ever met him?
**[05:00] Aya**
No, I have not met him in person.
**[05:03] Aya**
I hope I never meet him, in fact.
**[05:06] Aya**
I hear he's quite the weirdo.
**[05:09] Aya**
Now then, Lord Godard, there are a few
things I'd like for you to tell me.
**[05:13] Lord Godard**
What might that be?
**[05:14] Aya**
It's about the night Madame
Hannah was murdered.
**[05:17] Aya**
The body was discovered
just past 1:30 AM, correct?
**[05:21] Aya**
Did you have lunch around
midnight that day, as well?
**[05:25] Lord Godard**
Yes, with everyone in the mansion.
**[05:27] Aya**
When did you finish your meal?
**[05:29] Lord Godard**
I believe around 12:30.
**[05:32] Aya**
About an hour before the body was found, then.
**[05:35] Aya**
What did she do after she
was done with her meal?
**[05:39] Lord Godard**
As usual,
**[05:41] Lord Godard**
she said she was going to
rest for a bit in her room.
**[05:46] Lord Godard**
I went up to the study on the second floor,
**[05:48] Lord Godard**
and was chatting with Claude.
**[05:51] Aya**
Did any of you see Madame
Hannah after your meal?
**[05:58] Aya**
So you were with Claude after the meal?
**[06:01] Lord Godard**
Y-Yes. We were talking about
the management of the town.
**[06:06] Lord Godard**
Charlotte tagged along.
She was playing with her dolls.
**[06:11] Lord Godard**
When 1:00 AM came around,
Claude and I left the study together
**[06:15] Lord Godard**
and parted ways in the entry hall.
**[06:19] Lord Godard**
I always go out hunting
on Mondays at that hour.
**[06:23] Lord Godard**
So I went to the storage room
to get my rifle.
**[06:25] Lord Godard**
Nothing seemed amiss there at the time.
**[06:30] Tsugaru**
Which suggests the weapon was taken,
and your wife attacked, after that.
**[06:35] Aya**
So it would seem.
**[06:40] Lord Godard**
Not a minute after I left the mansion,
**[06:42] Lord Godard**
Raoul said that he wanted to go look
at plants, so he tagged along.
**[06:48] Lord Godard**
He was with me the whole time in the forest.
**[06:51] Lord Godard**
I fired my rifle three times, but I failed
to hit my target even once.
**[06:55] Claude**
What? You didn't hit anything then?
**[06:57] Aya**
What do you mean?
**[06:58] Claude**
Well, I heard the three gunshots
go off deep in the forest.
**[07:02] Aya**
Deep in the forest... How curious.
**[07:07] Aya**
By the way, where did you go after
you parted ways with Lord Godard?
**[07:11] Claude**
I returned to my room and was by myself.
**[07:14] Claude**
I left Charlotte with Giselle.
**[07:17] Claude**
She wouldn't shut up about
wanting to sing.
**[07:19] Aya**
Understood. Let's move on.
**[07:21] Aya**
Raoul, what were you doing during the thirty
minutes after you finished eating,
**[07:26] Aya**
but before you went hunting?
**[07:27] Raoul**
Why are you asking me that?
**[07:30] Raoul**
You're questioning us because
you suspect us, is that it?
**[07:33] Lord Godard**
Ms. Rindo, don't tell me you
think one of *us* killed Hannah.
**[07:37] Aya**
Yes, that is what I believe.
**[07:39] Lord Godard**
I-Impossible... That's just absurd.
**[07:42] Aya**
Well, Raoul. Would you care to enlighten me?
**[07:46] Aya**
If you can't tell me, I'll have
to assume that there's quite a reason.
**[07:52] Raoul**
I'm the opposite of my brother.
I was in my room until one.
**[07:56] Raoul**
But I was with my father
when the murder happened,
**[08:00] Raoul**
so I'm not the murderer.
**[08:01] Aya**
But there's a bit of a time gap between
when Lord Godard checked the storage room
**[08:06] Aya**
and when you exited the mansion.
**[08:10] Raoul**
Vampires may be fast, but we can't
commit a murder in a minute.
**[08:14] Aya**
By the way, while you were in
your room, did you hear any noises?
**[08:18] Raoul**
No, not at all.
**[08:19] Aya**
I see. Thank you very much.
Next, Ms. Giselle.
**[08:24] Giselle**
Y-Y-Yes, ma'am?
**[08:25] Aya**
Where did you go, and what did you
do, after lunch ended at 12:30 AM?
**[08:29] Giselle**
I-I cleaned up the kitchen, a-and then
went to the laundry room at 1:00 AM.
**[08:36] Giselle**
That's what I do every day.
**[08:39] Giselle**
On my way, I ran into those two.
**[08:41] Giselle**
Miss Lottie seemed bored, so I sang
her some songs while I did the laundry.
**[08:48] Giselle**
So from 1:00 AM until
the body was discovered,
**[08:51] Giselle**
you were with Miss Charlotte the whole time?
**[08:54] Giselle**
I believe that I went to the bathroom once.
**[08:58] Giselle**
But that only took a minute or two.
Otherwise, I was with Miss Charlotte.
**[09:03] Aya**
I see.
**[09:04] Aya**
Miss Charlotte, is that true?
**[09:07] Charlotte**
Yes.
**[09:08] Aya**
Very good. Thank you.
**[09:11] Aya**
Next, Mr. Alfred.
**[09:14] Aya**
Where did you go, and what did
you do, after the meal?
**[09:17] Alfred**
I went down to the office in the basement
and was adjusting the master's schedule.
**[09:22] Alfred**
Other than that, nothing.
**[09:25] Aya**
Which means you were by
yourself the whole time.
**[09:28] Alfred**
Indeed, that is correct.
**[09:30] Aya**
Did you hear any noise when
you were in that room?
**[09:34] Alfred**
No, not at all.
**[09:35] Aya**
Thank you very much.
**[09:38] Aya**
This means that we've managed to
narrow down the ones without an alibi
**[09:42] Aya**
after 1:00 AM to two people...
**[09:43] Aya**
Mister Alfred and Claude.
**[09:46] Alfred**
I-I would never!
**[09:48] Claude**
Give me a break.
**[09:49] Lord Godard**
Ms. Rindo! There's no way that
Claude would kill his mother.
**[09:54] Lord Godard**
Alfred can't be the killer, either!
**[09:56] Lord Godard**
He's not the sort of human that
would engage in hunting.
**[09:59] Aya**
Lord Godard, I'm fairly certain
I explained this earlier.
**[10:03] Aya**
There are far too many factors that
make it highly implausible
**[10:06] Aya**
that this was done by an outsider.
**[10:09] Lord Godard**
Yes, but...
**[10:17] Giselle**
Miss Charlotte!
**[10:20] Tsugaru**
Thanks for the meal.
**[10:24] Tsugaru**
It's strange that you can sorta
plop animal blood onto a dish like that
**[10:27] Tsugaru**
and have it looking like
some expensive cuisine.
**[10:32] Tsugaru**
The Japanese do say that blood
is thicker than saltwater fish,
**[10:35] Tsugaru**
so it might actually be tasty.
**[10:37] Aya**
It's "thicker than water."
And the phrase involves "koi."
**[10:39] Tsugaru**
Koi? I can't say that I recommend eating
koi. They're very... fishy.
**[10:44] Aya**
Honestly, once you get on a roll,
you never know when to quit.
**[10:47] Aya**
Shizuku, say something.
**[10:49] Shizuku**
Please jump in a pond and
feed yourself to the koi.
**[10:52] Tsugaru**
S-So cold... and unkind.
**[10:56] Tsugaru**
By the way, Master, how goes the investigation?
**[10:59] Aya**
Logical deductions made
based upon the facts
**[11:02] Aya**
have revealed two mutually
contradictory factors.
**[11:05] Aya**
Thus, my scrutiny continues.
**[11:07] Tsugaru**
That was as clear as mud.
**[11:09] Aya**
Exactly, it's as clear as mud to me.
You're keeping up so well!
**[11:13] Tsugaru**
But you talked like you
knew everything earlier.
**[11:16] Aya**
That was mostly to buy us time.
**[11:19] Aya**
Anyway, Shizuku.
**[11:21] Shizuku**
Yes, Lady Aya.
**[11:22] Aya**
I want you to keep an eye on the two servants.
**[11:25] Aya**
Stop them if they try to leave.
**[11:28] Shizuku**
As you wish.
**[11:30] Tsugaru**
Do you think the servants did it?
**[11:32] Aya**
I'd say they're the prime suspects.
**[11:35] Aya**
This murder would've proven
difficult for the others.
**[11:38] Aya**
For Lord Godard, Claude—
**[11:39] Claude**
What's this about me?
**[11:42] Tsugaru**
Well, hello there.
**[11:44] Tsugaru**
Comment allez-vous?
**[11:45] Claude**
I didn't kill my mother, detectives.
**[11:48] Aya**
Oh?
**[11:49] Claude**
You're breaking your necks over nothing.
**[11:51] Aya**
Good sir, my neck is long since broken.
**[11:53] Claude**
Well...
**[11:57] Claude**
There's at least one more neck to break.
**[11:59] Claude**
Father may have signed that pact,
but I'm still a vampire!
**[12:03] Claude**
I can easily snap your neck like a twig.
**[12:07] Tsugaru**
I'll keep that in mind, thanks.
**[12:13] Tsugaru**
Master, are you all right?
**[12:15] Aya**
That was certainly a threat.
**[12:16] Tsugaru**
It sure was. Do you think he's the murderer?
**[12:19] Aya**
It'd be so simple if I could
say without a doubt that he was...
**[12:23] Aya**
But his hands were clean.
**[12:26] Aya**
During our meal, I made sure to pay close
attention to all of the vampires' hands.
**[12:31] Aya**
And all of their hands were pristine.
Not so much as a scratch on them.
**[12:35] Tsugaru**
What exactly does that mean?
**[12:37] Aya**
I guess, for now, we should look for *that*.
**[12:43] Alfred**
Won't you have a seat?
**[12:44] Shizuku**
No, don't mind me.
**[12:49] Giselle**
Have you been an attendant long?
**[12:51] Shizuku**
Ever since I was born.
**[12:53] Giselle**
That must've been very hard.
**[12:55] Shizuku**
From my perspective, you two have it harder.
**[13:00] Alfred**
True. Having to live our lives
at night can prove difficult,
**[13:04] Alfred**
but after twenty years, you get used to it.
**[13:08] Giselle**
I'm still not used to it.
**[13:10] Giselle**
But I've gotten quite skilled at drawing
blood from various animals.
**[13:14] Alfred**
That's a special skill you can
only hone in this household.
**[13:19] Alfred**
It's already 1:00 AM.
**[13:21] Alfred**
I must head to the study.
**[13:23] Shizuku**
You may not.
**[13:24] Shizuku**
Please remain here. I've been
ordered to stay with you both.
**[13:30] Alfred**
But I have work that I must
attend to with the master.
**[13:34] Giselle**
The master actually just headed west
into the forest with Mister Shinuchi.
**[13:38] Alfred**
What? For what reason?
**[13:40] Giselle**
I'm not sure,
**[13:41] Giselle**
but Mister Shinuchi was laughing
about going to look for something.
**[13:46] Alfred**
What is *wrong* with that man?
**[13:49] Alfred**
Oh, I'm terribly sorry for
insulting your master like that.
**[13:52] Shizuku**
Please, go ahead.
**[13:54] Shizuku**
I don't serve the likes of that
lowlife, bastard storyteller wannabe.
**[13:59] Shizuku**
The only one I serve is Lady Aya Rindo.
**[14:05] Aya**
Tsugaru, have you caught a cold?
**[14:07] Tsugaru**
No, I just suddenly felt a chill.
**[14:09] Lord Godard**
Will you be all right? It tends to
be below freezing here at night.
**[14:14] Tsugaru**
Don't worry about me. This ain't nothin'
compared to the winters in Hakodate.
**[14:19] Lord Godard**
Hakodate?
**[14:20] Lord Godard**
Come to think of it,
you mentioned you were from Japan.
**[14:23] Lord Godard**
But I must say, your French is rather good.
**[14:26] Tsugaru**
Well, Master beat it into my brain.
**[14:29] Aya**
I did no such thing. I don't have
the means to beat you, after all.
**[14:33] Tsugaru**
Welp, you've got me there.
**[14:39] Lord Godard**
Ms. Rindo, none of the mansion's
inhabitants are the murderer.
**[14:45] Lord Godard**
The way she was killed was definitely
the work of a vampire hunter.
**[14:48] Lord Godard**
Please investigate in a more logical manner.
**[14:51] Aya**
But I *am* investigating in a logical manner.
**[14:54] Aya**
I'm only paying attention to the obvious.
**[14:57] Lord Godard**
Huh?
**[14:58] Aya**
The site of the hunter attack
is further ahead, is it not?
**[15:02] Aya**
Let us hurry.
**[15:03] Tsugaru**
But you sure do care about your family.
**[15:06] Lord Godard**
I don't wish to lose any more family.
That is all.
**[15:11] Lord Godard**
I've lost so much already.
**[15:13] Tsugaru**
Are you talking about Madame Hannah?
**[15:15] Lord Godard**
Even before I came to this area,
**[15:18] Lord Godard**
I'd lost three members of my family to murder.
**[15:21] Tsugaru**
I see.
**[15:24] Lord Godard**
By the way...
**[15:25] Lord Godard**
Since you're from Japan, you may have heard
about a monster that never dies.
**[15:31] Tsugaru**
Yes, I believe I've heard of
'em. You mean "Fushi"?
**[15:35] Lord Godard**
They're called "Fushi"?
**[15:37] Tsugaru**
In Japanese, that word means "the Immortal."
**[15:41] Tsugaru**
There's only one in the world.
**[15:43] Tsugaru**
They may look human, but they never die,
**[15:47] Tsugaru**
never grow old, never get tired...
**[15:49] Tsugaru**
They're a monster
with a long list of "nevers."
**[15:52] Tsugaru**
I hear they're even around
a thousand years old.
**[15:54] Lord Godard**
According to what my father told me,
**[15:56] Lord Godard**
no matter how badly they are injured,
they will regenerate right on the spot.
**[16:01] Tsugaru**
So I've heard. Hard not to be envious.
**[16:04] Aya**
But you see, there's actually
one way to kill the Immortal.
**[16:08] Aya**
Rather, I should say there's one
kind of creature that can.
**[16:13] Lord Godard**
And what's that?
**[16:15] Aya**
The oni.
**[16:17] Lord Godard**
Oni?
**[16:18] Aya**
In your language, I believe
they're called "diable" or "ogres."
**[16:23] Aya**
In Japan, that word indicates a servant of hell.
**[16:26] Aya**
No monster can withstand the brute
strength produced by an oni's cells.
**[16:32] Aya**
An oni is capable of wounding any creature,
**[16:35] Aya**
no matter how strong its
regenerative powers may be.
**[16:38] Aya**
Therefore, an oni can also kill the Immortal.
**[16:40] Lord Godard**
I see.
**[16:41] Aya**
But amusingly enough,
**[16:43] Aya**
this does not mean that the oni
is the ultimate life form.
**[16:48] Aya**
Oni may have unrivaled brute strength,
but they're not very sturdy.
**[16:51] Aya**
Gunshots or explosions can easily kill them.
**[16:55] Aya**
And most of all, they are
extremely stupid creatures.
**[16:58] Aya**
They were hunted down by humans during
the Great Purge and are now extinct.
**[17:02] Tsugaru**
Not even a single one remains
that's in decent shape.
**[17:06] Tsugaru**
Nothing lasts forever, eh?
**[17:09] Lord Godard**
Ms. Rindo... Could it
be that you're referring
**[17:12] Lord Godard**
to yourselves?
**[17:15] Lord Godard**
The Immortal and the oni.
**[17:17] Tsugaru**
Welp, he's got us, Master.
**[17:19] Aya**
Don't admit it so easily.
**[17:22] Lord Godard**
When you said, "I'm not dead. Therefore,
I'm alive," it made me wonder.
**[17:27] Lord Godard**
But why are you just a severed head—
**[17:29] Aya**
Oh? Is this a surprise attack?
**[17:32] Lord Godard**
Yes. It appears as though
our lantern was too bright.
**[17:37] Lord Godard**
I will not attack humans first.
**[17:40] Lord Godard**
I will, however, strike fear into the
hearts of those who dare defy me.
**[17:45] Lord Godard**
I am still the King of Monsters, after all.
**[18:08] Lord Godard**
Are you the one who killed my wife?
**[18:12] Lord Godard**
No matter. Accept your punishment.
**[18:15] Tsugaru**
Whoa, there! Hold up!
**[18:18] Lord Godard**
Mister Shinuchi.
**[18:19] Lord Godard**
I'm going to kill him here and now.
**[18:21] Lord Godard**
Will you kindly testify on my behalf
that it was self-defense?
**[18:25] Aya**
We must decline. We will not
allow you to kill this man.
**[18:29] Lord Godard**
But why? He tried to take my life.
**[18:32] Lord Godard**
He must've been the one
who killed my wife as well.
**[18:35] Aya**
I'm fairly certain he wasn't.
**[18:38] Aya**
It appears as though this man
just arrived in town today.
**[18:43] Aya**
He has soot on his elbow,
**[18:45] Aya**
likely from resting his arm
against the window of a train.
**[18:49] Aya**
Doesn't he look like he's spent many days
traveling here from the German countryside?
**[18:57] Tsugaru**
The Friedrich-Franz Railway.
The date is three days ago.
**[19:01] Aya**
Mecklenburg...
**[19:03] Aya**
For him to murder your wife in
this mansion three days ago,
**[19:05] Aya**
when he would have been north of
Berlin, is physically impossible.
**[19:09] Aya**
He's not the murderer.
**[19:12] Aya**
Hey, you.
**[19:14] Aya**
Come back here. Don't run.
**[19:16] Josef**
I-I'm sorry! Please spare my life.
**[19:19] Aya**
If you answer my questions, I'll spare you.
**[19:22] Aya**
What's your name?
**[19:24] Josef**
Josef.
**[19:25] Aya**
So you *are* German.
**[19:27] Aya**
All of the vampires here are human allies.
Why did you attack him?
**[19:31] Josef**
To avenge Hugo! This monster killed him.
**[19:35] Lord Godard**
Nonsense. Hugo was the one
who attacked *me*!
**[19:39] Josef**
Silence, monster!
**[19:41] Aya**
So you did know the other hunter.
**[19:43] Aya**
Did you know that Hugo was after Lord Godard?
**[19:47] Josef**
W-We talked about it two weeks ago.
**[19:51] Josef**
I tried to talk him out of it.
**[19:53] Josef**
I said messing with a human ally
was a bad idea.
**[19:55] Josef**
But then he said, fully confident,
**[19:57] Josef**
"Don't worry. I'll be able to slay him for sure."
**[20:00] Josef**
But three days ago, I found out
he messed up, so I rushed here.
**[20:06] Aya**
The last time you talked to Hugo,
he seemed very confident?
**[20:11] Josef**
Yes. He said he'd gained an incredible ally.
**[20:16] Aya**
By the way, Josef, did you know
that Hugo had a silver stake?
**[20:21] Josef**
Silver?
**[20:23] Aya**
You didn't know it was silver?
**[20:26] Josef**
Well, he always kept it in a leather case.
**[20:29] Josef**
No wonder he never showed
it to me, even when I asked.
**[20:33] Aya**
That's enough. Tsugaru, you may release him.
**[20:36] Lord Godard**
Please wait, Ms. Rindo!
**[20:37] Aya**
Well, I'm sure he's learned
his lesson after this,
**[20:41] Aya**
and he doesn't seem to particularly
hate human allies.
**[20:45] Aya**
I'm fairly certain that he
won't try to attack you again.
**[20:47] Aya**
Isn't that right, Josef?
**[20:54] Lord Godard**
I should've punished him more
when I had the chance.
**[20:57] Aya**
Oh, don't be like that.
Let's forgive the poor lad.
**[21:00] Aya**
Because of him, we no longer need
to wander about the forest.
**[21:05] Aya**
Lord Godard, let us return to your mansion.
**[21:08] Aya**
Also, please make sure to gather everyone.
**[21:13] Aya**
Let us put an end to this humorous
and tragic farce of a murder case.
***SIGN*** Farce
***SIGN*** Farce