UMAYON
The horse girls are back to charm you in this special, bite-size anime. Umayon comes alive as a cute and eye-catching anime! At a school-turned-training facility, the girls will race, perform, and train... but that's not all! Saddle up for a short-form anime that displays the laidback school days of the horse girls! Aaaaand, they're off!

Season 1

E1 - 40% And Below! Tracen Academy Special Make-up Exams
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SIGN    UMAYON!
SIGN    40% And Below! Tracen Academy Special Make-up Exams
SIGN    Make-up Exams
    Language
SIGN    Round 1
SIGN    Special Make-up Exams
SIGN    Language
SIGN    Middle school year 3, 40% and below
[00:15] Tokai
    The Tracen Academy Make-up Exam Special!
[00:17] Tokai
    We've got three up for a language test.
[00:20] Tokai
    I'm your host, Tokai Teio.
SIGN    Tokai Teio
SIGN    Silence Suzuka
[00:21] Tokai
    With me is Silence Suzuka-san 
    to provide commentary.
[00:24] Tokai
    I'm looking forward to this.
[00:26] Silence
    So am I.
[00:27] Tokai
    Introducing each of the horse girls...
[00:30] Tokai
    First in Bracket 1 is Grass Wonder!
SIGN    Grass Wonder
[00:33] Tokai
    She was ill on the day of the
    exam, so she's with us today.
[00:36] Tokai
    In Bracket 2, El Condor Pasa!
SIGN    El Condor Pasa
[00:39] Silence
    You can see the confidence in her smile.
[00:42] Tokai
    Lastly, in Bracket 3, Special Week!
SIGN    Special Week
[00:45] Tokai
    She's clearly sleep-deprived.
[00:47] Silence
    I told her it was a bad idea to cram.
[00:49] Tokai
    These three are always in the spotlight.
[00:52] Tokai
    Will they give us a good race tonight?
SIGN    Air Groove
[00:56] Air Groove
    All right, begin.
[00:58] Tokai
    And they're off!
[01:00] Tokai
    They're neck-and-neck!
[01:01] Tokai
    What's this? El Condor Pasa
    is off to a good start!
[01:05] Tokai
    She writes with confidence!
[01:07] Silence
    It seems she's been studying hard.
[01:09] Tokai
    Grass Wonder is right behind
    her, quietly catching up!
[01:14] Silence
    She's going steady.
[01:15] Tokai
    And at the rear of the pack, Special Week!
[01:19] Silence
    I can't watch.
[01:21] Tokai
    She's out of the straight stretch
    and into the third corner!
[01:25] Tokai
    And Special Week pulls ahead!
[01:27] Silence
    I-I always believed in her, of course.
[01:29] Tokai
    What's this? It's Fukukitaru's
    special dice pencil!
[01:34] Tokai
    Special Week is taking a leap of faith!
[01:37] Silence
    That's not the kind of faith you need!
[01:39] Tokai
    They're all neck-and-neck
    past the fourth corner.
[01:41] Tokai
    It's the final stretch!
[01:43] ---
    They're down to the final flicks of the pen!
[01:47] Tokai
    El Paso and Grass Wonder's pens stand still!
[01:50] Silence
    It's a long-form question.
[01:51] ---
    They'll need to read it to answer it.
[01:54] Tokai
    Meanwhile, here comes Special Week!
[01:54] Tokai
    Four! Three! Three! Six! One!
[01:56] Tokai
    Special Week takes the lead!
[01:58] Tokai
    She's not even trying to hide her die!
[02:01] Silence
    Spe-chan...
[02:02] Tokai
    It's almost over.
[02:04] Tokai
    Will Special Week prevail?
[02:05] Tokai
    Will Grass and El catch up?
[02:07] Special
    There!
[02:08] Special
    I'm done!
[02:10] Tokai
    It's Special Week!
[02:11] Tokai
    Special Week comes in first!
[02:15] Tokai
    What did you think, Suzuka-san?
[02:18] Special
    That was amazing pen work.
[02:20] Special
    Though...
SIGN    1st
SIGN    2nd
[02:23] Special
    What matters is your score.
[02:26] Tokai
    See you at the next race!
[02:28] Tokai
    Bye-bye!

E2 - Newly Filmed! The Tracen Academy Video Introduction
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[00:00] ---
    UMAYON!
SIGN    Newly Filmed! The Tracen Academy Video Introduction
[00:07] Narration
    Racing and concerts.
[00:11] Narration
    The combination of both has
    enchanted countless people
[00:13] Narration
    with the entertainment spectacle
    known as the Twinkle Series.
[00:19] Tokai
    Isn't the Prez standing out a little too much?
SIGN    Air Groove
SIGN    Symboli Rudolf
SIGN    Tokai Teio
[00:21] Groove
    She represents the entire school. 
    It's only natural.
[00:23] Rudolf
    It didn't necessarily need to be me, but...
[00:26] Tokai
    Then you should've used some
    more stuff with me in it!
[00:30] Narrator
    And nurturing the stars of the future
[00:33] Narrator
    is the Japanese Horse Girl
    Training Center Academy,
SIGN    Campus Introduction
[00:36] Narrator
    also known as Tracen Academy.
[00:38] Tokai
    I didn't know that was Tracen's full name!
[00:40] Narration
    Tracen Academy has both a middle 
    and a high school curriculum,
[00:41] Rudolf
    You didn't?
[00:43] Tokai
    Come on, I bet Spe-chan doesn't, either!
[00:46] Narration
    with all students residing in dorms.
[00:46] Tokai
    Hey, look, recycled footage!
[00:48] Groove
    Shut up and watch!
[00:51] Narration
    Classes feature the same curriculum 
    as public middle schools,
[00:56] Narration
    with the eventual goal of 
    moving on to practical,
[00:57] Tokai
    Look at how smart I look!
[01:00] Narration
    specialized education regarding racing.
[01:00] Groove
    Shame that's not how you usually are.
[01:04] Groove
    Ready... go!
[01:08] Teo
    Peek.
[01:08] Narration
    Designed to help give rise 
    to stars of the future,
[01:09] Teo
    Peek.
[01:11] Narration
    Tracen Academy prides itself on having 
    the finest facilities in Japan.
[01:11] Teo
    Peek...
[01:14] Tokai
    Yeah!
SIGN    The Training Track
[01:16] Signs/Narration
    The training track.
SIGN    The Training Pool
[01:18] Signs/Narration
    The training pool.
SIGN    The Training Gym
[01:21] Signs/Narration
    The training gym.
[01:23] Narration
    There are also external locations
    that host training camps,
SIGN    Summer Training Camp
[01:26] Narration
    all to help ensure the students 
    have a successful debut.
[01:28] Tokai
    Wait, wasn't that place we stayed
    at for the training camp kinda old?
[01:31] Ruolf
    I thought that gave it an air of elegance.
[01:33] Groove
    Could you not whine
    about every little thing?
SIGN    Dance Studio
[01:37] Narration
    Other than races, there are dance studios
    to help prepare for performances,
SIGN    Outdoor Stage
[01:41] Narration
    as well as outdoor stages on the grounds.
SIGN    Cafeteria
[01:43] Narration
    The buffet-style cafeteria is also a
    cherished location to the student body,
[01:48] Narration
    and is always buzzing with energy.
SIGN    Tracen Academy Student Council President
    Symboli Rudolf
[01:51] Rudolf
    "Eclipse first, the rest nowhere."
[01:54] Rudolf
    That is the academy's motto.
[01:56] Rudolf
    In order to ensure your standing,
    everyone needs both the help
[02:00] Rudolf
    of their friends and the encouragement
    of their competitors.
[02:02] Teio
    I am Tokai Teio!
[02:03] Rudolf
    Would you like to join us as we
    race down the stage of dreams?
[02:06] Teio
    So cool!
[02:09] Teio
    That was really good!
[02:11] Rudolf
    I think this year's school
    introduction turned out great.
[02:15] Rudolf
    That said, if I did have
    to point out one thing...
[02:18] Rudolf
    Right.
[02:19] Both
    You were in way too many shots!
[02:22] Teio
    You guys were in it, too!
[02:24] Teio
    You were too obvious about it!
[02:26] Rudolf
    This calls for re-shoots...

E3 - The World You've Dreamed of Is Right in Front of You
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[00:00] ---
    UMAYON!
[00:02] Magazine signs
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[00:02] Magazine signs
    Gold
[00:02] Magazine signs
    City
[00:02] Magazine signs
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[00:02] Magazine signs
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:02] Magazine signs
    A once-in-a-century
    horse girl beauty
[00:02] Magazine signs
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[00:02] Magazine signs
    Mesmerizing
[00:02] Magazine signs
    You'll
[00:02] Magazine signs
    lose yourself
[00:02] Magazine signs
    in her eyes
[00:02] Magazine signs
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The World You've Dreamed of Is Right in Front of You
[00:05] Yukino
    City-san's so pretty!
[00:07] Mayano
    Well, she's a professional model, after all.
[00:10] Yukino
    Ah, I really look up to her.
SIGN    Mayano Top Gun
SIGN    Yukino Bijin
[00:13] Mayano
    It's like she lives in a different world!
[00:18] City
    You make it sound like
    a bigger deal than it is.
[00:20] Both
    City-san!
[00:22] City
    Good morning.
[00:24] Mayano
    Are you headed out to another job?
SIGN    Gold City
[00:26] City
    Yep. A photo shoot for a magazine.
[00:28] Mayano
    Celebrities really do
    lead totally different lives.
[00:32] City
    Seriously, it's not that big a deal.
[00:35] City
    Hey, do you two wanna come along?
    To the shoot, I mean.
[00:38] Mayano
    Can we?!
[00:40] City
    Sure, as long as you just sit and watch.
[00:42] Yukino
    B-But... won't we be in the way?
[00:45] Yukino
    We'd just be a nuisance,
    two randoms hanging about. And, um...
[00:51] City
    Oh, hey, Manager.
[00:52] City
    I'm bringing two of the younger girls
    from my school to the shoot today.
[01:00] Cameraman
    Lookin' good.
[01:02] Cameraman
    Look this way, please.
[01:04] Cameraman
    That expression! That's the shot!
[01:08] Cameraman
    All right, take five, people.
[01:11] City
    See? Not as glamorous
    as you imagined, right?
[01:14] Yukino
    That ain't true at all!
    You were dazzling out there!
[01:18] Yukino
    But y'know, it really does feel
    like a whole other world to me.
[01:22] Mayano
    You think so?
[01:25] Mayano
    To me, it seems less out-of-reach than before.
[01:28] Mayano
    I mean, think about it.
    We're getting a peek behind the curtain!
[01:34] City
    You're a sharp one, Mayano.
[01:38] City
    Yukino, are you sure you don't just think that
    because you're afraid to follow your dreams?
[01:44] City
    At first, I had no idea if I could
    handle this sort of thing, either.
[01:50] City
    But it wouldn't feel right to give up
    without even trying, you know?
[01:54] City
    So I figured I had to give it a shot.
[01:58] City
    Isn't that the first step to
    making your dreams come true?
[02:02] Yukino
    City-san...
[02:05] City
    Sorry. That was kinda corny, wasn't it?
[02:08] Yukino
    Oh, n-no, not at all.
[02:10] Mayano
    A celebrity's words carry a lot of weight, huh?
[02:13] City
    Mayano...
[02:15] Cameraman
    All right, let's get back to work.
[02:18] Mayano
    Yukippe!
[02:20] Mayano
    Look! It's the magazine the shoot was for!
[02:23] Mayano
    See? It's us...
[02:25] Mayano
    Gorgeous
    Natural Smile
[02:25] Mayano
    Gorgeous
    Natural Smile
[02:25] Mayano
    And we're sitting next to City-san!

E4 - The Opera: "Alas, It Is My Fate"
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    UMAYON!
SIGN    The Opera: "Alas, It Is My Fate"
[00:05] Fuji
    Oh, dear Maruze! Tell me the name of
    the one who has stolen your affections.
SIGN    Maruzensky
SIGN    Fuji Kiseki
[00:09] Maru
    She is like the sun,
[00:11] Maru
    shining her light upon the world.
[00:12] Maru
    Yes! And her name is...
[00:16] Opera
    It is...
SIGN    T.M. Opera O
[00:18] Opera
    T.M. Opera O!
[00:20] Opera
    Let's hear it now for T.M. Opera O!
[00:24] Opera
    The most powerful, beautiful,
    glorious ray of light in the world!
[00:30] Opera
    I bring my unlimited love to you, as well!
[00:32] Opera
    That is my fate as king...
[00:33] Opera
    The fate of T.M. Opera O!
[00:35] Opera
    T.M. Opera O!
[00:39] Maru
    Opera O-sama!
[00:41] Maru
    I may only be one of
    the multitudes to you...
[00:44] Maru
    But to me, you are my one and only ray of light!
[00:47] Fuji
    You could never understand how she suffers.
[00:50] Fuji
    The time has come for me
    to restore her smile!
[00:52] Fuji
    Let us duel!
[00:53] Maru
    Fuji, you mustn't!
[00:54] Falco
    She's right, dear brother!
[00:55] Falco
    You may be doing it
    for love, but I still worry!
SIGN    Smart Falcon
[00:57] Fuji
    Dear sister, are you worried about me?
[00:59] Falco
    No, I'm worried about Opera O-sama.
[01:01] Maru
    Yeah, she's worried about Opera O-sama.
[01:03] Fuji
    Et tu, dear sister?
[01:04] Fuji
    I will regain their love by my hand!
[01:07] Fuji
    I challenge you, with their love as the prize!
[01:08] Opera
    I refuse no comers,
    be it in romance or combat!
[01:11] Opera
    For that is my fate as T.M. Opera O!
[01:16] Falco
    Why must they fight?
[01:19] Maru
    Is my beauty such a crime?
[01:21] Both
    Please do not fight over me!
[01:24] Falco
    They're fighting over me!
[01:25] Maru
    It's totally over me!
[01:26] Falco
    Me!
[01:27] Maru
    Me!
[01:27] Falco
    Me!
[01:28] Maru
    Me!
[01:28] Opera
    Stop this!
[01:29] Opera
    Fighting cannot give rise to love...
[01:33] Opera
    For love is a heart that
    can be accepting of others.
[01:38] Fuji
    Opera O-sama's love was even
    able to receive my sword.
[01:46] Fuji
    And that is truly love!
    Opera O-sama has limitless...
[01:55] All
    ...love!
[01:58] All
    T.M. Opera O!
[02:02] All
    Let's hear it for T.M. Opera O!
[02:05] All
    The most powerful, beautiful,
    glorious ray of light in the world!
[02:11] All
    Bringing her unlimited love to you, too...
[02:13] All
    That is the king's...
[02:16] All
    T.M. Opera O's fate!
[02:22] Opera
    That was a smashing success!
[02:23] Falco
    I'm not so sure about that.
[02:25] Fuji
    Come on, it wasn't a bad change of pace.
[02:26] Maru
    I get to be the star next time!
[02:27] Falco
    Hey, no fair!

E5 - A Major Clash?! The Ramen Cup (GII)
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[00:00] ---
    UMAYON!
[00:02] Store sign
    Three Furlongs Ramen
[00:03] Special
    A mega-size, with garlic and soy sauce, please!
SIGN    A Major Clash?! The Ramen Cup (GII)
[00:05] Chef
    Got it.
[00:05] Oguri
    I'll have the same.
[00:06] Chef
    Got it.
[00:07] Taiki
    Same here!
[00:08] Chef
    Got it.
[00:08] Sign
    Round
[00:08] Sign
    Two
[00:08] Sign
    Ramen Cup GII
[00:09] Chef
    Three mega-sizes coming up!
[00:11] Teio
    Our second race is for the GII Ramen Cup!
[00:13] Teio
    These three horse girls will be tackling
    bowls of ramen stacked to the sky!
[00:17] Teio
    I'm your host, Tokai Teio.
    And on commentary...
[00:19] Fine
    That would be me, Fine Motion.
[00:22] Teio
    Introducing our horse girls...
[00:24] Teio
    First, in Bracket 1, it's Special Week!
SIGN    Special Week
[00:26] Fine
    We're in her neck of the woods.
    You can see how at home she is.
[00:30] Teio
    In Bracket 2, it's Oguri Cap!
SIGN    Oguri Cap
[00:32] Fine
    She might be drooling,
    but she's keeping her cool.
[00:35] Teio
    And in Bracket 3, we have Taiki Shuttle!
SIGN    Taiki Shuttle
[00:38] Fine
    She looks a little caught up in the
    excitement, but it should be fine.
[00:41] Chef
    Here you go!
[00:42] BG signs
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[00:42] BG signs
    ç    Ice is
    self-service
[00:42] BG signs
    ç    Ice is
    self-service
[00:42] BG signs
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[00:42] BG signs
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:42] BG signs
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:42] BG signs
    Let us know your
    preferred amount of
    vegetables,
    garlic, and oil
[00:42] BG signs
    Let us know your
    preferred amount of
    vegetables,
    garlic, and oil
[00:44] Girls
    Time to eat.
[00:46] Teio
    And the horse girls are off!
[00:48] Teio
    Taiki Shuttle is the first to make her move,
[00:50] Teio
    with Oguri Cap quietly shadowing her...
[00:53] Teio
    And bringing up the rear is Special Week!
[00:55] Teio
    Oguri Cap is taking her noodles out
    from underneath her vegetables!
[00:58] Teio
    But Special Week's legs... or rather,
    her chopsticks, have come to a stop!
[01:02] Fine
    No, she's... she's turning it upside down!
[01:05] Teio
    What do you mean?
[01:05] Signs
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[01:05] Signs
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:05] Signs
    Host
[01:05] Signs
    Commentary
[01:07] Fine
    With such a large serving,
[01:08] Fine
    your noodles run the risk of getting
    soggy from soaking up too much soup,
[01:11] Fine
    so swapping the vegetables and noodles
    around keeps both in good condition!
[01:15] Teio
    I see!
[01:17] Fine
    Oguri Cap's strategy seems to
    be maintaining a steady pace.
[01:21] Teio
    We've got three competitors
    with distinct styles in this race!
[01:24] Teio
    As they come around the final corner,
    which one will break away from the pack?
[01:27] Teio
    Oh, and Taiki Shuttle's
    chopsticks aren't looking too good!
[01:30] Teio
    You can clearly see she's slowing down!
[01:32] Signs
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[01:32] Signs
    Host
[01:32] Signs
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:32] Signs
    Commentary
[01:32] Fine
    Her noodles must've
    sucked up too much soup...
[01:35] Fine
    Hang in there, Taiki!
[01:36] Teio
    This has turned into a face-off
    between Oguri Cap and Special Week!
[01:39] Teio
    Both of them are hurtling
    toward the finish!
[01:41] Teio
    Will it be Oguri Cap?!
[01:43] Teio
    Or Special Week?!
[01:44] Teio
    Oguri Cap is in the lead, but Special
    Week has finished her noodles!
[01:49] Teio
    She's entering the final stretch
    with incredible speed!
[01:51] Teio
    But Oguri Cap isn't slowing down at all!
[01:53] Teio
    Will Special manage an upset?
    Or will Oguri hold steady?
[01:56] Teio
    Oguri! Special! Oguri! Special!
[01:59] Both
    Thanks for the meal.
[02:01] Teio
    And they finish neck-and-neck!
[02:04] Fine
    This is up to the judges now.
[02:04] Fine
    That was delicious.
[02:04] Signs
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[02:04] Signs
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:04] Signs
    Host
[02:04] Signs
    Commentary
[02:05] Teio
    It is? But nobody took a photo...
[02:07] Teio
    I'm in heaven...
[02:09] Fine
    Look at their bowls.
[02:11] Teio
    You can clearly see that Oguri
    Cap has drunk more of her soup!
[02:15] Teio
    Oguri Cap has come out on
    top at the Ramen Cup GII!
[02:15] Sign
    UMAYON
[02:15] Sign
    Results
[02:18] Sign
    Soup Amount
[02:19] Teio
    Oguri Cap takes first place!
[02:22] Store sign
    Three Furlongs Ramen
[02:22] Teio
    Well, everyone, we'll see
    you at the next race!
[02:25] Fine
    Bye-bye!
[02:27] Trio
    Thanks for the meal!

E6 - An Elegant Lunch for Elegant Young Ladies
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    UMAYON!
SIGN    An Elegant Lunch for Elegant Young Ladies
[00:04] Fine
    I found a guide for that
    place we discussed.
SIGN    Fine Motion
[00:07] Fine
    Do you think we should
    have lunch there tomorrow?
[00:10] Mack
    I would love to join you!
SIGN    King Halo
SIGN    Mejiro McQueen
[00:12] Halo
    That sounds good to me.
[00:15] Fine
    Let's discuss the dress code, then...
[00:18] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[00:18] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[00:18] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[00:18] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[00:18] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[00:18] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
SIGN    Ines Fujin
[00:19] Ainess
    There isn't one.
[00:20] Sign
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[00:20] Sign
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 0 0 l 14 0 l 14 -2 l 24 8 l 0 8 l 0 0 l 0 0
[00:20] Sign
    Guide
[00:20] Sign
    Guide
[00:20] Sign
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[00:20] Sign
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 0 0 l 14 0 l 14 -2 l 24 8 l 0 8 l 0 0 l 0 0
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    Guide
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    Guide
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[00:20] Sign
    Guide
[00:20] Sign
    Guide
[00:21] Old Guy
    Thanks for the meal.
[00:21] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[00:21] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[00:21] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[00:21] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[00:21] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[00:21] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[00:22] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[00:22] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[00:22] Fine
    But everyone coming out of
    there has been wearing a suit.
[00:24] Ines
    Those are just office workers.
[00:27] Ines
    You're free to wear whatever.
[00:28] Fine
    Really?
[00:30] Mack
    You're so knowledgeable, Ines-san.
[00:32] Halo
    You'll be a great help.
[00:33] Ines
    This is making me kind of nervous...
[00:36] Waitress
    Welcome!
[00:38] Fine
    The atmosphere's different
    from a ramen restaurant!
[00:41] Mack
    Party of four. Could you show us to our seats?
[00:44] Ines
    McQueen-chan, hold up a sec!
[00:47] Ines
    You can just sit anywhere that's open.
[00:49] Mack
    I-I see.
[00:52] Halo
    Can I see the menu?
[00:54] Waitress
    The menu's right there.
[00:55] Halo
    Huh? Th-This thing?
[00:58] Ines
    Do you all understand how to order?
[01:00] Fine
    I studied up on it, so I should be okay.
[01:03] Mack
    Medium? Large? Um...
[01:07] Waitress
    We've also got "champion size"
    on the secret menu.
[01:10] Waitress
    But it's a serving that adult men
    have trouble getting through.
[01:13] Halo
    That sounds like an order fit for a king!
[01:16] Mack
    Are you sure about that?
[01:18] Halo
    A champion is one who
    overcomes all challenges!
[01:20] Halo
    I will prove the mantra
    "you are what you eat"!
[01:22] Fine
    Okay, I'll go ahead and order.
[01:24] Fine
    Excuse m—
[01:25] Customer
    Gimme a medium, extra juice, no tears, with egg.
[01:29] Halo
    What did he just say?!
[01:30] Mack
    Is it like specifying how
    you want your steak cooked?
[01:32] Fine
    Oh, I get it now! Leave this to me!
[01:35] Fine
    Order! Three mediums, one champion!
[01:37] Ines
    That's how the server talks to the kitchen!
[01:40] Fine
    Double serving with soy sauce!
[01:41] Ines
    And that's only for certain
    ramen restaurants!
[01:45] Server
    Here's your order.
[01:48] Server
    Three mediums and...
[01:49] Server
    one champion for you.
[01:51] Halo
    N-Now this looks like a worthy challenge!
[01:55] Everyone
    Time to eat!
[01:57] Mack
    What do I do with this egg?
[01:58] Ines
    You pour it over your dish,
    or use it as a dip, like with sukiyaki.
[02:03] Everyone
    Thank you for the meal!
[02:05] Halo
    I did it...
[02:07] Fine
    I guess we should get the check, then.
[02:09] Fine
    Excuse me!
[02:10] Fine
    We're paying by card.
[02:11] Ines
    Just let me pay for it, okay?!
[02:14] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:14] Server
    Thanks, come again!
[02:16] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:16] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:16] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:16] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:16] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:16] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:16] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:16] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:16] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:16] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:16] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:16] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:16] Restaurant sign
    BEEF BOWLS
[02:16] Ines
    So how'd you like your first
    visit to a beef bowl place?
[02:19] Mack
    It was quite the valuable experience.
[02:22] Halo
    Thank you so much, Ines-san.
[02:24] Fine
    I'd love to try a monjayaki place next time.
[02:26] Ines
    Wait, next time?!

E7 - Time to Hunt Rhinoceros Beetles! BNW
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    UMAYON!
SIGN    Time to Hunt Rhinoceros Beetles! BNW
[00:03] Taishin
    Rhinoceros beetles?
[00:04] Ticket
    Yeah! Some kids in the neighborhood
    were bugging me to find some.
SIGN    Winning Ticket
[00:08] Taishin
    You've gotta help.
[00:09] Hayahide
    They're nocturnal.
SIGN    Biwa Hayahide
[00:11] Hayahide
    You won't find any during the day.
[00:12] Hayahide
    Besides, we don't even know where
    their habitat would be around here.
[00:17] Ticket
    I'll ask the locals if they have any idea!
[00:19] Taishin
    You really are a social butterfly.
[00:22] Hayahide
    It's probably better to say we're
    going for early morning training
SIGN    Narita Taishin
[00:25] Hayahide
    than to stay out at night to look for them.
[00:27] Taishin
    Good idea! I'm starting to get excited.
[00:29] Ticket
    Okay! Tomorrow, we go rhinoceros beetle
    hunting first thing in the morning!
[00:34] Taishin
    Yeah!
[00:34] Hayahide
    Understood.
[00:37] Ticket
    We're almost to the spot she told me about.
[00:40] Taishin
    It said on the internet that you can attract
    them with white cloth if you shine a light on it.
[00:46] Ticket
    I bet we could use a flashlight to get
    a bunch to land on Hayahide's hair!
[00:50] Hayahide
    Don't!
[00:52] Ticket
    Here it is! The leaf landmark
    she told me about!
[00:55] Hayahide
    Your landmark was
    something that precarious?
[00:58] Taishin
    Seems like it could blow
    away in a stiff breeze.
[01:00] Ticket
    It's still here, so there's nothing to
    worry about! It's just ahead now!
[01:03] Ticket
    Let's see...
[01:05] Trio
    There they are!
[01:07] Taishin
    Local tips are really something...
[01:09] Ticket
    Thank you, farmer lady!
[01:11] Hayahide
    F-Fascinating...
[01:13] Ticket
    Got 'em!
[01:15] Ticket
    This probably isn't enough, though.
[01:17] Hayahide
    Did you get any other tips?
[01:19] Ticket
    She also said we could try
    kicking one of these trees.
[01:21] Hayahide
    Don't kick it hard enough to damage it.
[01:23] Ticket
    Gotcha!
[01:25] Ticket
    Winning Kick!
[01:30] Taishin
    Got one! It's a male!
[01:32] Ticket
    I found a stag beetle!
[01:35] Ticket
    Hayahide! There's one in your hair!
[01:38] Hayahide
    G-G-G-Get it off!
[01:40] Ticket
    We really did catch one with your hair.
[01:44] Hayahide
    S-Sorry about that, Ticket!
[01:46] Ticket
    Don't worry, I'm fine.
[01:51] Trio
    Hornets!
[01:52] Ticket
    Come to think of it, that lady did warn me
    that there were hornet nests out here, too!
[01:56] Hayahide
    And you waited until now to tell us that?!
[01:59] Taishin
    These things fly way too fast!
[02:02] Hayahide
    Run like you're on a 3200-meter course!
[02:05] Taishin
    Are they still after us?!
[02:06] Ticket
    They are!
[02:08] Hayahide
    We'll have to jump in the water!
[02:16] Hayahide
    They finally left...
[02:17] Taishin
    What a nightmare.
[02:18] Ticket
    I'm pretty sure we all just
    beat our personal best times!
[02:22] Special
    You're all up early! Morning training?
[02:27] Trio
    That's right!

E8 - Hero Theater: Uma Soldier V!!
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[00:00] ---
    UMAYON—
[00:01] ---
    UMA SOLDIER V!
SIGN    Hero Theater: Uma Soldier V!!
[00:04] Manha
    Roar.
[00:04] Sign
    Monster Horse Girl
    Dark Manhattan C
[00:07] Tachyon
    Very good.
[00:09] Tachyon
    It seems my experiment is a success!
[00:09] Sign
    Evil Scientist
    Dr. Mad Tachyon
[00:11] Pega
    Hold it right there!
[00:13] Tachyon
    Who are you?
[00:15] Pega
    Red Pegasus!
[00:16] Sign
    The Burning Crimson Flame of Justice
    Red Pegasus
[00:19] Bakushi
    Pink Bakushino!
[00:20] Sign
    A Blast of Righteous Cherry Blossoms
    Pink Bakushino
[00:23] Urara
    Pink Urara!
[00:24] Sign
    The First Storm of Spring That Rains Justice
    Pink Urara
[00:27] Suzuka
    Green Suzuka!
[00:27] Sign
    The Gale of Righteousness
    Green Suzuka
[00:34] Sign
    The Cerulean Heavens of Justice
    Blue Sky
[00:35] Sky
    Blue Sky.
[00:36] Pega
    Horse girls in the name of justice:
[00:38] Pega
    Uma Soldier V!
[00:42] Tachyon
    Excellent. New subjects to experiment on—
[00:44] Suzuka
    Excuse me!
[00:45] Suzuka
    Could you hang on a second?
[00:48] Suzuka
    Uh, two of you have the same color.
[00:50] Urara
    Well, yeah, but...
[00:52] Bakushi
    Considering our names,
    how could we pick any other color?
[00:55] Pega
    Good guys never sweat the details!
[00:58] Suzuka
    Are you kidding me?!
[00:59] Blue
    I thought you were going to lay into me.
[01:02] Suzuka
    Well, I definitely could, but...
[01:04] Suzuka
    Never mind.
[01:05] Pega
    Whatever the case, Uma Soldier V
    will uphold the peace in the city!
[01:09] Tacyon
    Fascinating.
[01:10] Manha
    Roar.
[01:12] Hishi
    Hold it right there, people!
[01:13] Pega
    Commander Hishiama?!
[01:15] Hishi
    If you're the good guys, then fight
    one-on-one, fair and square!
[01:15] Sign
    Commander Hishiama
[01:19] Suzuka
    That defeats the purpose of a team!
[01:20] Pega
    I follow you! Roger that!
[01:21] Suzuka
    Seriously?!
[01:22] Pega
    In that case, go get 'er, Pink!
[01:25] Pinks
    Roger!
[01:26] Suzuka
    What happened to one-on-one?!
[01:27] Manha
    Crackle, crackle, crackle...
[01:28] Suzuka
    That was way too fast!
[01:29] Pega
    Now it's actually one-on-one!
[01:31] Suzuka
    I don't know where to begin with that...
[01:33] Suzuka
    Blue, help!
[01:35] Suzuka
    She's asleep?!
[01:37] Bakushi
    She's a tough one!
[01:38] Pega
    All right, girls! You know what to do!
[01:41] Suzuka
    Right...
[01:41] Pega
    With our carrots combined:
[01:45] Pega
    Uma Soldier Bazooka!
[01:48] Tachyon
    Let me explain! The Uma Soldier
    Bazooka converts the power of justice
[01:51] Tachyon
    into an unlimited source
    of energy, then fires it,
[01:53] Tachyon
    making it the Uma Soldier's ultimate weapon!
[01:55] Suzuka
    Why are you doing the explaining?!
[01:56] Pega
    The energy is at the starting gate!
[01:58] Pega
    Fire!
[02:00] Manha
    They got me!
[02:01] Pega
    How's that?!
[02:03] Pega
    I pulled the trigger, so that
    counts as a one-on-one, right?
[02:05] Suzuka
    Does it really?
[02:07] Tachyon
    It's not over yet!
[02:08] Tachyon
    If she drinks this black tea, Cafe will be
    revived and grow to a colossal size!
[02:12] Suzuka
    Oh, no!
[02:13] Manha
    I don't like black tea.
[02:16] Tachyon
    Curse you, Uma Soldier V!
[02:18] Suzuka
    But why?!
[02:20] Pega
    And that's the power of justice!
[02:23] Suzuka
    I can't take this anymore!
[02:26] Narrator
    Don't give up, Green!
    For the sake of peace and quiet!

E9 - Make the Dream Come True! Getaway Sisters
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    UMAYON!
SIGN    Make the Dream Come True! Getaway Sisters
[00:04] Falco
    Starting today, there are going to be...
[00:07] Falco
    five members of Getaway Sisters!
[00:10] Falco
    That's what happened in my dream,
SIGN    Getaway
SIGN    Sisters
SIGN    Getaway
SIGN    Sisters
SIGN    Getaway
SIGN    Sisters
SIGN    Getaway
SIGN    Sisters
SIGN    Getaway
SIGN    Sisters
SIGN    Getaway
SIGN    Sisters
SIGN    Getaway
SIGN    Sisters
SIGN    Smart Falcon
SIGN    Getaway
SIGN    Sisters
[00:12] Falco
    so I think we should add two more members!
SIGN    Silence Suzuka
SIGN    Mihono Bourbon
[00:16] Suzuka
    Well, this is sudden.
[00:17] Na
    The Getaway Sisters!
[00:19] Na
    A group of evasive-racing horse girls that
[00:21] Na
    Smart Falcon randomly
    turned into a horse-dol unit!
[00:24] Falco
    According to Fukukitaru-chan...
[00:25] (Flashback) Machikate
    The horse girls who manage to evade you
    today will be the new members of your group!
SIGN    Matikanefukukitaru
[00:30] Falco
    ...she said!
[00:31] Bourb
    There's something inherently
    contradictory about that statement.
[00:34] Falco
    Inspiration is the most important
    thing with stuff like this!
[00:37] Falco
    Come on, let's go!
SIGN    Maruzensky
[00:40] Falco
    Let's start by going after all the
    horse girls with evasive racing styles!
[00:44] Maru
    Hi! Good afternoon, every—
[00:48] Falco
    Ines-san! Can we talk for a second?
SIGN    Ines Fujin
[00:50] Ines
    Sorry! Some other time!
[00:53] Falco
    We tried to recruit her...
[00:54] Bourb
    ...and she ran away.
[00:56] Suzuka
    Which means...
[00:57] Trio
    She's our new member!
[01:00] Falco
    Ines-san! Wait up!
[01:03] Ines
    Huh? What're you doing?
[01:05] Ines
    I don't know what you want, but if
    you can keep up, I'll hear you out!
[01:09] Bourb
    Very well.
[01:10] Ines
    It's on!
[01:11] Falco
    Wait!
[01:14] Sign
    Uma Mart
[01:14] Sign
    Uma Mart
[01:15] Sign
    Time-Limited Sale
[01:15] Sign
    Time-Limited Sale
[01:15] Sign
    Time-Limited Sale
[01:15] ---
    16:00-17:00
    Only
[01:15] ---
    16:00-17:00
    Only
[01:15] ---
    One showcase item per customer!
[01:15] ---
    One showcase item per customer!
[01:15] ---
    One showcase item per customer!
[01:18] Ines
    Thanks for lining up with me.
[01:21] Falco
    You're... You're welcome...
[01:23] Ines
    So what did you want to talk about?
[01:25] Falco
    Ines-san, we want you to
    join the Getaway Sisters!
[01:29] Ines
    Huh? Getaway... You mean the idol group?
[01:31] Falco
    We're horse-dols!
[01:32] Ines
    I mean, I'm not really the idol type...
[01:36] Ines
    And I have my part-time job...
[01:38] Falco
    You'll get paid work, too!
[01:40] Falco
    It should help make things easier!
[01:41] Ines
    Okay, I'll give it a shot!
[01:43] Falco
    Yay!
[01:44] Maru
    Falco-chan!
[01:47] Ines
    M-Maruzen-senpai?!
[01:50] Maru
    Please! You have to let
    me join your idol group!
[01:53] Ines
    Horse-dol group!
[01:54] Sign
    Photo Finish
[01:54] Maru
    Didn't I do a great job of
    getting away from all of you?!
[01:58] Bourb
    It was more like you caught up with us.
[02:00] Maru
    Oh, who cares about semantics?!
[02:02] Maru
    I want to race through
    my youth with all of you!
[02:06] Maru
    I want to get away from
    my unremarkable self!
[02:09] Falco
    I understand. Please join us.
[02:12] Maru
    Can I?!
[02:14] Falco
    The way you want to get away from
    something, but not running itself...
[02:17] Falco
    I couldn't ask for more!
[02:19] Maru
    Falco-chan... Thank you so much!
[02:24] Sign
    Getaway
    Sisters!!
[02:24] Sign
    Getaway
    Sisters!!
[02:24] Sign
    Debut
    Concert
[02:24] Location
    Location
[02:24] Location
    Tracen's Outdoor Stage
[02:24] Time
    Time
[02:24] Time
    This weekend, after classes!!
[02:24] Falco
    Okay, everybody!
[02:26] Girls
    Right!
[02:27] Falco
    Today...
[02:28] Falco
    We're gonna get away!

E10 - You Get Spooked, You Lose! Test of Courage Showdown!
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    UMAYON!
[00:02] Hishi
    All right! Time for our test of courage!
SIGN    You Get Spooked, You Lose! Test of Courage Showdown!
[00:07] Vodka
    What's the matter? You scared?
SIGN    Daiwa Scarlet
SIGN    Vodka
[00:09] Vodka
    You can always back out, y'know.
[00:11] Daiwa
    I-I-I'm not scared at all!
[00:13] Daiwa
    You sure you're not the one freaking out?
[00:15] Vodka
    What'd you say?!
[00:18] Hishi
    Wow, are you two at it again?
SIGN    Hishi Amazon
[00:20] Hishi
    If you wanna settle this,
    wait until the test of courage starts.
[00:24] Fuku
    No, you mustn't!
[00:25] Daiwa
    Fukukitaru-san?
[00:26] Fuku
    Shiraoki-sama warned me: "Doom awaits
    the quarreling pair in the test of courage!"
SIGN    Matikanefukukitaru
[00:31] Daiwa
    Wh-What the heck?!
[00:33] Vodka
    You gotta be kidding me!
[00:34] Hishi
    You heard her. Wanna give it up?
[00:36] Both
    We're still going!
[00:37] Fuku
    But it's seriously a bad idea...
[00:37] Fuku
    Don't wimp out, then!
[00:38] ---
    Right back at you!
[00:43] Hishi
    All right, you two ready to go?
[00:45] Fuku
    I'll tag along to judge.
[00:47] Hishi
    Okay, have fun!
[00:51] Daiwa
    I think I'm getting chills...
[00:52] Vodka
    Guess that's one chicken point for you!
[00:55] Daiwa
    Huh?! That's rich coming from the
    chicken who's walking behind me!
[00:58] Vodka
    Huh?! Who are you calling a chicken?!
[01:02] Daiwa
    The path splits?
[01:03] Vodka
    I thought it was just a straight shot.
[01:05] Fuku?
    Why don't we go this way?
[01:07] Daiwa
    No, there's a stone lantern on the left,
    so I think that's the way to go.
[01:11] Vodka
    Are you sure?
[01:13] Daiwa
    I checked the route this afternoon.
[01:16] Daiwa
    What the... Another fork in the path?
[01:19] Vodka
    Whoa, whoa, what's going on here?!
[01:21] Fuku?
    Okay, why don't we go this way?
[01:25] Urara
    Boo!
SIGN    Haru Urara
[01:30] Urara
    That was fun!
[01:32] Cafe
    One horse head... two horse heads...
SIGN    Manhattan Cafe
[01:44] Hishi
    Oh, wow, are you two okay?
[01:46] Goldy
    Aw, guess I couldn't catch you after all!
SIGN    Gold Ship
[01:48] Daiwa
    Did you really need to take it that far?!
[01:51] Goldy
    It was so much fun,
    I kinda got carried away.
[01:53] Vodka
    Well, you kinda shouldn't have!
[01:55] Fuku
    Scarlet-san! Vodka-san!
[01:58] Fuku
    Why'd you run off without me?!
[02:00] Vodka
    S-Sorry about that.
[02:02] Daiwa
    I guess we left you out on the path.
[02:04] Fuku
    On the path? But I didn't even
    get the chance to go with you.
[02:08] Daiwa
    Wait, but...
[02:09] Vodka
    You were with us up until
    the fork in the path, right?
[02:12] Hishi
    Fukukitaru's been here this whole time,
    and there aren't any forks in the path.
[02:17] Hishi
    I saw you two leave without
    her when you set out.
[02:20] (Flashback) Fuku?
    Why don't we go this way?
[02:24] Fuku
    Are you two okay?!
[02:26] Hishi
    Guess the test of courage ends in a draw.

E11 - Umayon Suspense Theater
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[00:00] ---
    UMAYON!
[00:02] ---
    The Umayon Tuesday Night Movie
[00:02] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:02] ---
    The Missing 3 Furlongs
[00:02] ---
    In Pursuit of the Alibi of the Special Express Train 
    That Departed from Tracen Academy
[00:02] ---
    Umayon Suspense Theater
SIGN    Eishin Flash
[00:06] Flash
    I'm impressed you were able to find me.
[00:08] Nature
    Just chalk it up to a cop's intuition.
SIGN    Nice Nature
SIGN    Mejiro Ryan
[00:11] Ryan
    You've got nowhere left to run, Flash!
[00:13] Nature
    Why don't you tell us all about
    the attack on Hayakawa Tazuna?
[00:19] Flash
    We've been over this already.
[00:21] Flash
    At the time of the crime, the train
    I was on stopped for less than a minute.
[00:25] Flash
    I couldn't have done it and
    gotten back in that time.
[00:28] Nature
    True enough.
[00:29] Nature
    But the attack was on a Saturday...
    The opening day of the Twinkle series.
[00:35] Nature
    A special express train, The Carrot,
    was running for the event.
[00:39] Nature
    Because of that, the train you were on would've
    stopped at the station for five minutes.
[00:44] Nature
    Since you're in the competition,
    you would've known that.
[00:47] Nature
    A round trip to the crime scene and
    back would've been three furlongs.
[00:51] Nature
    At your pace of 32.7, you would've
    had plenty of time to get there.
[00:56] Flash
    Do you have proof that I can run at that pace?
[00:59] Nice
    We looked under every rock we could find...
[01:02] Nice
    and didn't find any!
[01:03] Flash
    O-Of course you didn't!
[01:05] Flash
    There's no way my airtight
    alibi can be taken apart.
[01:08] Flash
    Granted, there's a remote chance that some
    oddball keeps track of unofficial stats...
[01:14] Ryan
    Inspector! What about Air Shakur?!
[01:16] Flash
    Of course! She keeps
    data on every single race!
[01:19] Flash
    Oh, no!
[01:20] Ryan
    But she was attacked the other day...
[01:24] Nature
    Guess that's a dead end, then.
[01:26] Flash
    Seriously, what are you two doing?
[01:29] Flash
    What kind of sloppy investigation is this?!
[01:30] Flash
    Build a solid case before confronting me!
[01:33] Nature
    Yeah, this is kind of embarrassing...
[01:35] Flash
    Shouldn't Shakur getting
    attacked cast suspicion on me?!
[01:38] Ryan
    Why should it?
[01:39] Flash
    Because if you had her data,
    it would shatter my airtight alibi!
[01:44] Nature
    Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
[01:46] Ryan
    Huh? So you attacked Shakur?
[01:49] Flash
    It was May 30th, one year ago.
[01:51] Flash
    The course was 2400 meters.
[01:53] Flash
    My time was 2:26.9, with a 32.7
    split for the final three furlongs.
[01:58] Flash
    Considering she knew my time,
    I couldn't let her go.
[02:02] (Flashback) Shakur
    Data from a year ago? Gimme a sec.
[02:06] (Flashback) Shakur
    I'm done...
[02:08] Nature
    Then what about Hayakawa Tazuna?
[02:10] (Flashback) Tazuna
    I'm done!
[02:14] Flash
    I thought there was no way anyone
    could take apart my airtight alibi.
[02:18] Nature
    Same here, to be honest.
[02:20] Ryan
    You'll need to come with us to the station.
[02:22] Flash
    No, that won't be necessary.
[02:29] Ryan
    No... Why would she...
[02:31] Nature
    She was a genuine perfectionist.
[02:33] Nature
    What she did... no, the way it all
    played out was more than she could bear.
[02:38] Nature
    Come to think of it...
[02:40] Nature
    We forgot to ask why
     she attacked Tazuna-san.

E12 - Today's Main Race! The Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course (G1)
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[00:00] ---
    UMAYON!
SIGN    Today's Main Race! The Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course (G1)
SIGN    Symboli Rudolf
[00:06] Sign
    Twinkle 
    Series Fan
    Appreciation
    Series
[00:06] Sign
    Tokyo
[00:06] Sign
    The Gilded Vessel
    Obstacle Course
[00:08] Sign
    The
    Gilded
    Vessel
[00:08] Sign
    Obstacle
    Course
    GI
[00:09] Sign
    The
    Gilded
    Vessel
[00:09] Sign
    Obstacle
    Course
    GI
SIGN    Gold Ship
SIGN    Tokai Teio
[00:12] Teio
    Time for our final race:
     the Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course G1!
[00:15] Teio
    I'm your host, Tokai Teio,
[00:16] Teio
    and joining me on commentary is the
    organizer for this event, Gold Ship-san.
[00:20] Teio
    Good to have you with us.
[00:22] Golshi
    The pleasure's all mine.
[00:24] Teio
    The racers are at the starting gate.
[00:25] Teio
    In Bracket 1, it's Tamamo Cross.
SIGN    Tamamo Cross
[00:27] Sign
    In Bracket 2, Super Creek.
SIGN    Super Creek
[00:29] Sign
    And in Bracket 3, Hishi Amazon!
SIGN    Hishi Amazon
[00:32] Teio
    These horse girls are all ready to go.
[00:35] Teio
    And they get away cleanly!
    What's our first obstacle?
[00:38] Golshi
    The "find the candy in the flour" challenge.
[00:40] Teio
    Not, like, hurdles or something?!
[00:42] Teio
    The trio reach the obstacle
    almost simultaneously!
[00:45] Teio
    Super Creek is being very suggestive!
    The crowd roars their approval!
[00:50] Teio
    And what about Tamamo Cross?
[00:51] Teio
    She dives in head-first!
[00:53] Teio
    Hishi Amazon follows her lead!
SIGN    Air Groove
[00:55] Teio
    Tamamo Cross is the first one through.
[00:57] Teio
    Tamamo Cross takes the lead
    with Hishi Amazon right on her tail.
[01:01] Teio
    Our two leaders approach the second
    obstacle! What will this one be?
[01:05] Golshi
    A cosplay quick-change race.
[01:07] Teio
    Just how random is the 
    Golden Ship Obstacle Course?!
[01:09] Teio
    Tamamo Cross blazes into the changing booth!
[01:12] Teio
    Hishi Amazon follows suit!
[01:14] Tamamo
    What the heck?!
[01:14] Teio
    And bringing up the rear,
    Super Creek makes her entrance!
[01:16] Hishi
    Is this a joke?!
[01:18] Teio
    The three of them bolt out
    at roughly the same time!
[01:21] Teio
    Tamamo Cross... is wearing
    a preschool smock!
[01:24] Tamamo
    Yer gonna pay for this, Golshi!
[01:26] Teio
    Next up is Super Creek,
[01:28] Teio
    who looks every bit like a young housewife
    who's wandered onto the track!
[01:31] Teio
    And Hishi Amazon is... a magical girl!
    The crowd voices their approval!
[01:37] Hishi
    Golshi...
[01:39] Teio
    As they round the fourth turn,
    the final obstacle awaiting them is...
[01:42] Golshi
    A scavenger hunt!
[01:44] Teio
    So anything goes, huh?!
[01:46] Teio
    Now, let's see what's inside their envelopes.
[01:48] Signs; Left to right
    Golshi-chan
[01:48] Signs; Left to right
    Golshi-sama
[01:49] Signs; Left to right
    The one known
    as Gold Ship
[01:50] Teio
    Golshi?!
[01:52] Golshi
    Looking for me?
[01:54] Teio
    A sudden late entry! A Golshi Warp!
[01:57] Hishi/Tama
    Golshi!
[01:59] Hishi/Tama
    Get back here!
[01:59] Golshi
    Bring it on!
[02:00] Hishi/Tama
    Hold it!
[02:01] Teio
    They're neck and neck into the final 100m!
    Which horse girl will be our winner?!
[02:08] Teio
    They're through the goal! And it's Gold Ship
    in first place! Is that even allowed?!
[02:13] Teio
    Then again, considering who it is,
    maybe we should just accept it!
[02:16] Tama/Hishi
    Like hell we should!
[02:18] Teio
    The Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course,
[02:20] Teio
    our final race of the season, ended up as
    a race with Golshi, for Golshi, by Golshi!
[02:23] Teio
    And with that, we'll see you in the next series!
[02:26] Everybody
    Thanks for watching!