# Season 1
# E1 - 40% And Below! Tracen Academy Special Make-up Exams
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60XNJ0PR/40-and-below-tracen-academy-special-make-up-exams)
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***SIGN*** *UMAYON*!
***SIGN*** 40% And Below! Tracen Academy Special Make-up Exams
***SIGN*** Make-up Exams
Language
***SIGN*** Round 1
***SIGN*** Special Make-up Exams
***SIGN*** Language
***SIGN*** Middle school year 3, 40% and below
**[00:15] Tokai**
The Tracen Academy Make-up Exam Special!
**[00:17] Tokai**
We've got three up for a language test.
**[00:20] Tokai**
I'm your host, Tokai Teio.
***SIGN*** Tokai Teio
***SIGN*** Silence Suzuka
**[00:21] Tokai**
With me is Silence Suzuka-san
to provide commentary.
**[00:24] Tokai**
I'm looking forward to this.
**[00:26] Silence**
So am I.
**[00:27] Tokai**
Introducing each of the horse girls...
**[00:30] Tokai**
First in Bracket 1 is Grass Wonder!
***SIGN*** Grass Wonder
**[00:33] Tokai**
She was ill on the day of the
exam, so she's with us today.
**[00:36] Tokai**
In Bracket 2, El Condor Pasa!
***SIGN*** El Condor Pasa
**[00:39] Silence**
You can see the confidence in her smile.
**[00:42] Tokai**
Lastly, in Bracket 3, Special Week!
***SIGN*** Special Week
**[00:45] Tokai**
She's clearly sleep-deprived.
**[00:47] Silence**
I told her it was a bad idea to cram.
**[00:49] Tokai**
These three are always in the spotlight.
**[00:52] Tokai**
Will they give us a good race tonight?
***SIGN*** Air Groove
**[00:56] Air Groove**
All right, begin.
**[00:58] Tokai**
And they're off!
**[01:00] Tokai**
They're neck-and-neck!
**[01:01] Tokai**
What's this? El Condor Pasa
is off to a good start!
**[01:05] Tokai**
She writes with confidence!
**[01:07] Silence**
It seems she's been studying hard.
**[01:09] Tokai**
Grass Wonder is right behind
her, quietly catching up!
**[01:14] Silence**
She's going steady.
**[01:15] Tokai**
And at the rear of the pack, Special Week!
**[01:19] Silence**
I can't watch.
**[01:21] Tokai**
She's out of the straight stretch
and into the third corner!
**[01:25] Tokai**
And Special Week pulls ahead!
**[01:27] Silence**
I-I always believed in her, of course.
**[01:29] Tokai**
What's this? It's Fukukitaru's
special dice pencil!
**[01:34] Tokai**
Special Week is taking a leap of faith!
**[01:37] Silence**
That's not the kind of faith you need!
**[01:39] Tokai**
They're all neck-and-neck
past the fourth corner.
**[01:41] Tokai**
It's the final stretch!
**[01:43] ---**
They're down to the final flicks of the pen!
**[01:47] Tokai**
El Paso and Grass Wonder's pens stand still!
**[01:50] Silence**
It's a long-form question.
**[01:51] ---**
They'll need to read it to answer it.
**[01:54] Tokai**
Meanwhile, here comes Special Week!
**[01:54] Tokai**
Four! Three! Three! Six! One!
**[01:56] Tokai**
Special Week takes the lead!
**[01:58] Tokai**
She's not even trying to hide her die!
**[02:01] Silence**
Spe-chan...
**[02:02] Tokai**
It's almost over.
**[02:04] Tokai**
Will Special Week prevail?
**[02:05] Tokai**
Will Grass and El catch up?
**[02:07] Special**
There!
**[02:08] Special**
I'm done!
**[02:10] Tokai**
It's Special Week!
**[02:11] Tokai**
Special Week comes in first!
**[02:15] Tokai**
What did you think, Suzuka-san?
**[02:18] Special**
That was amazing pen work.
**[02:20] Special**
Though...
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
**[02:23] Special**
What matters is your score.
**[02:26] Tokai**
See you at the next race!
**[02:28] Tokai**
Bye-bye!
# E2 - Newly Filmed! The Tracen Academy Video Introduction
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYW47V5N6/newly-filmed-the-tracen-academy-video-introduction)
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**[00:00] ---**
*UMAYON*!
***SIGN*** Newly Filmed! The Tracen Academy Video Introduction
**[00:07] Narration**
Racing and concerts.
**[00:11] Narration**
The combination of both has
enchanted countless people
**[00:13] Narration**
with the entertainment spectacle
known as the Twinkle Series.
**[00:19] Tokai**
Isn't the Prez standing out a little too much?
***SIGN*** Air Groove
***SIGN*** Symboli Rudolf
***SIGN*** Tokai Teio
**[00:21] Groove**
She represents the entire school.
It's only natural.
**[00:23] Rudolf**
It didn't necessarily need to be me, but...
**[00:26] Tokai**
Then you should've used some
more stuff with me in it!
**[00:30] Narrator**
And nurturing the stars of the future
**[00:33] Narrator**
is the Japanese Horse Girl
Training Center Academy,
***SIGN*** Campus Introduction
**[00:36] Narrator**
also known as Tracen Academy.
**[00:38] Tokai**
I didn't know that was Tracen's full name!
**[00:40] Narration**
Tracen Academy has both a middle
and a high school curriculum,
**[00:41] Rudolf**
You didn't?
**[00:43] Tokai**
Come on, I bet Spe-chan doesn't, either!
**[00:46] Narration**
with all students residing in dorms.
**[00:46] Tokai**
Hey, look, recycled footage!
**[00:48] Groove**
Shut up and watch!
**[00:51] Narration**
Classes feature the same curriculum
as public middle schools,
**[00:56] Narration**
with the eventual goal of
moving on to practical,
**[00:57] Tokai**
Look at how smart I look!
**[01:00] Narration**
specialized education regarding racing.
**[01:00] Groove**
Shame that's not how you usually are.
**[01:04] Groove**
Ready... go!
**[01:08] Teo**
Peek.
**[01:08] Narration**
Designed to help give rise
to stars of the future,
**[01:09] Teo**
Peek.
**[01:11] Narration**
Tracen Academy prides itself on having
the finest facilities in Japan.
**[01:11] Teo**
Peek...
**[01:14] Tokai**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** The Training Track
**[01:16] Signs/Narration**
The training track.
***SIGN*** The Training Pool
**[01:18] Signs/Narration**
The training pool.
***SIGN*** The Training Gym
**[01:21] Signs/Narration**
The training gym.
**[01:23] Narration**
There are also external locations
that host training camps,
***SIGN*** Summer Training Camp
**[01:26] Narration**
all to help ensure the students
have a successful debut.
**[01:28] Tokai**
Wait, wasn't that place we stayed
at for the training camp kinda old?
**[01:31] Ruolf**
I thought that gave it an air of elegance.
**[01:33] Groove**
Could you not whine
about every little thing?
***SIGN*** Dance Studio
**[01:37] Narration**
Other than races, there are dance studios
to help prepare for performances,
***SIGN*** Outdoor Stage
**[01:41] Narration**
as well as outdoor stages on the grounds.
***SIGN*** Cafeteria
**[01:43] Narration**
The buffet-style cafeteria is also a
cherished location to the student body,
**[01:48] Narration**
and is always buzzing with energy.
***SIGN*** Tracen Academy Student Council President
Symboli Rudolf
**[01:51] Rudolf**
"Eclipse first, the rest nowhere."
**[01:54] Rudolf**
That is the academy's motto.
**[01:56] Rudolf**
In order to ensure your standing,
everyone needs both the help
**[02:00] Rudolf**
of their friends and the encouragement
of their competitors.
**[02:02] Teio**
I am Tokai Teio!
**[02:03] Rudolf**
Would you like to join us as we
race down the stage of dreams?
**[02:06] Teio**
So cool!
**[02:09] Teio**
That was really good!
**[02:11] Rudolf**
I think this year's school
introduction turned out great.
**[02:15] Rudolf**
That said, if I did have
to point out one thing...
**[02:18] Rudolf**
Right.
**[02:19] Both**
You were in way too many shots!
**[02:22] Teio**
You guys were in it, too!
**[02:24] Teio**
You were too obvious about it!
**[02:26] Rudolf**
This calls for re-shoots...
# E3 - The World You've Dreamed of Is Right in Front of You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJXVW06/the-world-youve-dreamed-of-is-right-in-front-of-you)
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*UMAYON*!
**[00:02] Magazine signs**
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**[00:02] Magazine signs**
Gold
**[00:02] Magazine signs**
City
**[00:02] Magazine signs**
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**[00:02] Magazine signs**
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**[00:02] Magazine signs**
A once-in-a-century
horse girl beauty
**[00:02] Magazine signs**
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**[00:02] Magazine signs**
Mesmerizing
**[00:02] Magazine signs**
You'll
**[00:02] Magazine signs**
lose yourself
**[00:02] Magazine signs**
in her eyes
**[00:02] Magazine signs**
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***SIGN*** The World You've Dreamed of Is Right in Front of You
**[00:05] Yukino**
City-san's so pretty!
**[00:07] Mayano**
Well, she's a professional model, after all.
**[00:10] Yukino**
Ah, I really look up to her.
***SIGN*** Mayano Top Gun
***SIGN*** Yukino Bijin
**[00:13] Mayano**
It's like she lives in a different world!
**[00:18] City**
You make it sound like
a bigger deal than it is.
**[00:20] Both**
City-san!
**[00:22] City**
Good morning.
**[00:24] Mayano**
Are you headed out to another job?
***SIGN*** Gold City
**[00:26] City**
Yep. A photo shoot for a magazine.
**[00:28] Mayano**
Celebrities really do
lead totally different lives.
**[00:32] City**
Seriously, it's not that big a deal.
**[00:35] City**
Hey, do you two wanna come along?
To the shoot, I mean.
**[00:38] Mayano**
Can we?!
**[00:40] City**
Sure, as long as you just sit and watch.
**[00:42] Yukino**
B-But... won't we be in the way?
**[00:45] Yukino**
We'd just be a nuisance,
two randoms hanging about. And, um...
**[00:51] City**
Oh, hey, Manager.
**[00:52] City**
I'm bringing two of the younger girls
from my school to the shoot today.
**[01:00] Cameraman**
Lookin' good.
**[01:02] Cameraman**
Look this way, please.
**[01:04] Cameraman**
That expression! That's the shot!
**[01:08] Cameraman**
All right, take five, people.
**[01:11] City**
See? Not as glamorous
as you imagined, right?
**[01:14] Yukino**
That ain't true at all!
You were dazzling out there!
**[01:18] Yukino**
But y'know, it really *does* feel
like a whole other world to me.
**[01:22] Mayano**
You think so?
**[01:25] Mayano**
To me, it seems less out-of-reach than before.
**[01:28] Mayano**
I mean, think about it.
We're getting a peek behind the curtain!
**[01:34] City**
You're a sharp one, Mayano.
**[01:38] City**
Yukino, are you sure you don't just think that
because you're afraid to follow your dreams?
**[01:44] City**
At first, I had no idea if I could
handle this sort of thing, either.
**[01:50] City**
But it wouldn't feel right to give up
without even trying, you know?
**[01:54] City**
So I figured I had to give it a shot.
**[01:58] City**
Isn't that the first step to
making your dreams come true?
**[02:02] Yukino**
City-san...
**[02:05] City**
Sorry. That was kinda corny, wasn't it?
**[02:08] Yukino**
Oh, n-no, not at all.
**[02:10] Mayano**
A celebrity's words carry a lot of weight, huh?
**[02:13] City**
Mayano...
**[02:15] Cameraman**
All right, let's get back to work.
**[02:18] Mayano**
Yukippe!
**[02:20] Mayano**
Look! It's the magazine the shoot was for!
**[02:23] Mayano**
See? It's us...
**[02:25] Mayano**
Gorgeous
Natural Smile
**[02:25] Mayano**
Gorgeous
Natural Smile
**[02:25] Mayano**
And we're sitting next to City-san!
# E4 - The Opera: "Alas, It Is My Fate"
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63K2J3E6/the-opera-alas-it-is-my-fate)
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**[00:00] ---**
*UMAYON*!
***SIGN*** The Opera: "Alas, It Is My Fate"
**[00:05] Fuji**
Oh, dear Maruze! Tell me the name of
the one who has stolen your affections.
***SIGN*** Maruzensky
***SIGN*** Fuji Kiseki
**[00:09] Maru**
She is like the sun,
**[00:11] Maru**
shining her light upon the world.
**[00:12] Maru**
Yes! And her name is...
**[00:16] Opera**
It is...
***SIGN*** T.M. Opera O
**[00:18] Opera**
T.M. Opera O!
**[00:20] Opera**
Let's hear it now for T.M. Opera O!
**[00:24] Opera**
The most powerful, beautiful,
glorious ray of light in the world!
**[00:30] Opera**
I bring my unlimited love to you, as well!
**[00:32] Opera**
That is my fate as king...
**[00:33] Opera**
The fate of T.M. Opera O!
**[00:35] Opera**
T.M. Opera O!
**[00:39] Maru**
Opera O-sama!
**[00:41] Maru**
I may only be one of
the multitudes to you...
**[00:44] Maru**
But to me, you are my one and only ray of light!
**[00:47] Fuji**
You could never understand how she suffers.
**[00:50] Fuji**
The time has come for me
to restore her smile!
**[00:52] Fuji**
Let us duel!
**[00:53] Maru**
Fuji, you mustn't!
**[00:54] Falco**
She's right, dear brother!
**[00:55] Falco**
You may be doing it
for love, but I still worry!
***SIGN*** Smart Falcon
**[00:57] Fuji**
Dear sister, are you worried about me?
**[00:59] Falco**
No, I'm worried about Opera O-sama.
**[01:01] Maru**
Yeah, she's worried about Opera O-sama.
**[01:03] Fuji**
Et tu, dear sister?
**[01:04] Fuji**
I will regain their love by my hand!
**[01:07] Fuji**
I challenge you, with their love as the prize!
**[01:08] Opera**
I refuse no comers,
be it in romance or combat!
**[01:11] Opera**
For that is my fate as T.M. Opera O!
**[01:16] Falco**
Why must they fight?
**[01:19] Maru**
Is my beauty such a crime?
**[01:21] Both**
Please do not fight over me!
**[01:24] Falco**
They're fighting over me!
**[01:25] Maru**
It's totally over me!
**[01:26] Falco**
Me!
**[01:27] Maru**
Me!
**[01:27] Falco**
Me!
**[01:28] Maru**
Me!
**[01:28] Opera**
Stop this!
**[01:29] Opera**
Fighting cannot give rise to love...
**[01:33] Opera**
For love is a heart that
can be accepting of others.
**[01:38] Fuji**
Opera O-sama's love was even
able to receive my sword.
**[01:46] Fuji**
And that is truly love!
Opera O-sama has limitless...
**[01:55] All**
...love!
**[01:58] All**
T.M. Opera O!
**[02:02] All**
Let's hear it for T.M. Opera O!
**[02:05] All**
The most powerful, beautiful,
glorious ray of light in the world!
**[02:11] All**
Bringing her unlimited love to you, too...
**[02:13] All**
That is the king's...
**[02:16] All**
T.M. Opera O's fate!
**[02:22] Opera**
That was a smashing success!
**[02:23] Falco**
I'm not so sure about that.
**[02:25] Fuji**
Come on, it wasn't a bad change of pace.
**[02:26] Maru**
I get to be the star next time!
**[02:27] Falco**
Hey, no fair!
# E5 - A Major Clash?! The Ramen Cup (GII)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR79EW3V6/a-major-clash-the-ramen-cup-gii)
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**[00:00] ---**
*UMAYON*!
**[00:02] Store sign**
Three Furlongs Ramen
**[00:03] Special**
A mega-size, with garlic and soy sauce, please!
***SIGN*** A Major Clash?! The Ramen Cup (GII)
**[00:05] Chef**
Got it.
**[00:05] Oguri**
I'll have the same.
**[00:06] Chef**
Got it.
**[00:07] Taiki**
Same here!
**[00:08] Chef**
Got it.
**[00:08] Sign**
Round
**[00:08] Sign**
Two
**[00:08] Sign**
Ramen Cup GII
**[00:09] Chef**
Three mega-sizes coming up!
**[00:11] Teio**
Our second race is for the GII Ramen Cup!
**[00:13] Teio**
These three horse girls will be tackling
bowls of ramen stacked to the sky!
**[00:17] Teio**
I'm your host, Tokai Teio.
And on commentary...
**[00:19] Fine**
That would be me, Fine Motion.
**[00:22] Teio**
Introducing our horse girls...
**[00:24] Teio**
First, in Bracket 1, it's Special Week!
***SIGN*** Special Week
**[00:26] Fine**
We're in her neck of the woods.
You can see how at home she is.
**[00:30] Teio**
In Bracket 2, it's Oguri Cap!
***SIGN*** Oguri Cap
**[00:32] Fine**
She might be drooling,
but she's keeping her cool.
**[00:35] Teio**
And in Bracket 3, we have Taiki Shuttle!
***SIGN*** Taiki Shuttle
**[00:38] Fine**
She looks a little caught up in the
excitement, but it should be fine.
**[00:41] Chef**
Here you go!
**[00:42] BG signs**
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**[00:42] BG signs**
ç Ice is
self-service
**[00:42] BG signs**
ç Ice is
self-service
**[00:42] BG signs**
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**[00:42] BG signs**
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**[00:42] BG signs**
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**[00:42] BG signs**
Let us know your
preferred amount of
vegetables,
garlic, and oil
**[00:42] BG signs**
Let us know your
preferred amount of
vegetables,
garlic, and oil
**[00:44] Girls**
Time to eat.
**[00:46] Teio**
And the horse girls are off!
**[00:48] Teio**
Taiki Shuttle is the first to make her move,
**[00:50] Teio**
with Oguri Cap quietly shadowing her...
**[00:53] Teio**
And bringing up the rear is Special Week!
**[00:55] Teio**
Oguri Cap is taking her noodles out
from underneath her vegetables!
**[00:58] Teio**
But Special Week's legs... or rather,
her chopsticks, have come to a stop!
**[01:02] Fine**
No, she's... she's turning it upside down!
**[01:05] Teio**
What do you mean?
**[01:05] Signs**
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**[01:05] Signs**
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**[01:05] Signs**
Host
**[01:05] Signs**
Commentary
**[01:07] Fine**
With such a large serving,
**[01:08] Fine**
your noodles run the risk of getting
soggy from soaking up too much soup,
**[01:11] Fine**
so swapping the vegetables and noodles
around keeps both in good condition!
**[01:15] Teio**
I see!
**[01:17] Fine**
Oguri Cap's strategy seems to
be maintaining a steady pace.
**[01:21] Teio**
We've got three competitors
with distinct styles in this race!
**[01:24] Teio**
As they come around the final corner,
which one will break away from the pack?
**[01:27] Teio**
Oh, and Taiki Shuttle's
chopsticks aren't looking too good!
**[01:30] Teio**
You can clearly see she's slowing down!
**[01:32] Signs**
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**[01:32] Signs**
Host
**[01:32] Signs**
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**[01:32] Signs**
Commentary
**[01:32] Fine**
Her noodles must've
sucked up too much soup...
**[01:35] Fine**
Hang in there, Taiki!
**[01:36] Teio**
This has turned into a face-off
between Oguri Cap and Special Week!
**[01:39] Teio**
Both of them are hurtling
toward the finish!
**[01:41] Teio**
Will it be Oguri Cap?!
**[01:43] Teio**
Or Special Week?!
**[01:44] Teio**
Oguri Cap is in the lead, but Special
Week has finished her noodles!
**[01:49] Teio**
She's entering the final stretch
with incredible speed!
**[01:51] Teio**
But Oguri Cap isn't slowing down at all!
**[01:53] Teio**
Will Special manage an upset?
Or will Oguri hold steady?
**[01:56] Teio**
Oguri! Special! Oguri! Special!
**[01:59] Both**
Thanks for the meal.
**[02:01] Teio**
And they finish neck-and-neck!
**[02:04] Fine**
This is up to the judges now.
**[02:04] Fine**
That was delicious.
**[02:04] Signs**
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**[02:04] Signs**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:04] Signs**
Host
**[02:04] Signs**
Commentary
**[02:05] Teio**
It is? But nobody took a photo...
**[02:07] Teio**
I'm in heaven...
**[02:09] Fine**
Look at their bowls.
**[02:11] Teio**
You can clearly see that Oguri
Cap has drunk more of her soup!
**[02:15] Teio**
Oguri Cap has come out on
top at the Ramen Cup GII!
**[02:15] Sign**
UMAYON
**[02:15] Sign**
Results
**[02:18] Sign**
Soup Amount
**[02:19] Teio**
Oguri Cap takes first place!
**[02:22] Store sign**
Three Furlongs Ramen
**[02:22] Teio**
Well, everyone, we'll see
you at the next race!
**[02:25] Fine**
Bye-bye!
**[02:27] Trio**
Thanks for the meal!
# E6 - An Elegant Lunch for Elegant Young Ladies
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0XNJKPY/an-elegant-lunch-for-elegant-young-ladies)
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**[00:00] ---**
*UMAYON*!
***SIGN*** An Elegant Lunch for Elegant Young Ladies
**[00:04] Fine**
I found a guide for that
place we discussed.
***SIGN*** Fine Motion
**[00:07] Fine**
Do you think we should
have lunch there tomorrow?
**[00:10] Mack**
I would love to join you!
***SIGN*** King Halo
***SIGN*** Mejiro McQueen
**[00:12] Halo**
That sounds good to me.
**[00:15] Fine**
Let's discuss the dress code, then...
**[00:18] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[00:18] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[00:18] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[00:18] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[00:18] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[00:18] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
***SIGN*** Ines Fujin
**[00:19] Ainess**
There isn't one.
**[00:20] Sign**
m 0 0 l 0 0 l 0 0 l 14 0 l 14 -2 l 24 8 l 0 8 l 0 0 l 0 0
**[00:20] Sign**
m 0 0 l 0 0 l 0 0 l 14 0 l 14 -2 l 24 8 l 0 8 l 0 0 l 0 0
**[00:20] Sign**
Guide
**[00:20] Sign**
Guide
**[00:20] Sign**
m 0 0 l 0 0 l 0 0 l 14 0 l 14 -2 l 24 8 l 0 8 l 0 0 l 0 0
**[00:20] Sign**
m 0 0 l 0 0 l 0 0 l 14 0 l 14 -2 l 24 8 l 0 8 l 0 0 l 0 0
**[00:20] Sign**
Guide
**[00:20] Sign**
Guide
**[00:20] Sign**
m 0 0 l 0 0 l 0 0 l 14 0 l 14 -2 l 24 8 l 0 8 l 0 0 l 0 0
**[00:20] Sign**
m 0 0 l 0 0 l 0 0 l 14 0 l 14 -2 l 24 8 l 0 8 l 0 0 l 0 0
**[00:20] Sign**
Guide
**[00:20] Sign**
Guide
**[00:21] Old Guy**
Thanks for the meal.
**[00:21] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[00:21] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[00:21] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[00:21] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[00:21] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[00:21] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[00:22] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[00:22] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[00:22] Fine**
But everyone coming out of
there has been wearing a suit.
**[00:24] Ines**
Those are just office workers.
**[00:27] Ines**
You're free to wear whatever.
**[00:28] Fine**
Really?
**[00:30] Mack**
You're so knowledgeable, Ines-san.
**[00:32] Halo**
You'll be a great help.
**[00:33] Ines**
This is making me kind of nervous...
**[00:36] Waitress**
Welcome!
**[00:38] Fine**
The atmosphere's different
from a ramen restaurant!
**[00:41] Mack**
Party of four. Could you show us to our seats?
**[00:44] Ines**
McQueen-chan, hold up a sec!
**[00:47] Ines**
You can just sit anywhere that's open.
**[00:49] Mack**
I-I see.
**[00:52] Halo**
Can I see the menu?
**[00:54] Waitress**
The menu's right there.
**[00:55] Halo**
Huh? Th-This thing?
**[00:58] Ines**
Do you all understand how to order?
**[01:00] Fine**
I studied up on it, so I should be okay.
**[01:03] Mack**
Medium? Large? Um...
**[01:07] Waitress**
We've also got "champion size"
on the secret menu.
**[01:10] Waitress**
But it's a serving that adult men
have trouble getting through.
**[01:13] Halo**
That sounds like an order fit for a king!
**[01:16] Mack**
Are you sure about that?
**[01:18] Halo**
A champion is one who
overcomes all challenges!
**[01:20] Halo**
I will prove the mantra
"you are what you eat"!
**[01:22] Fine**
Okay, I'll go ahead and order.
**[01:24] Fine**
Excuse m—
**[01:25] Customer**
Gimme a medium, extra juice, no tears, with egg.
**[01:29] Halo**
What did he just say?!
**[01:30] Mack**
Is it like specifying how
you want your steak cooked?
**[01:32] Fine**
Oh, I get it now! Leave this to me!
**[01:35] Fine**
Order! Three mediums, one champion!
**[01:37] Ines**
That's how the server talks to the kitchen!
**[01:40] Fine**
Double serving with soy sauce!
**[01:41] Ines**
And that's only for certain
ramen restaurants!
**[01:45] Server**
Here's your order.
**[01:48] Server**
Three mediums and...
**[01:49] Server**
one champion for you.
**[01:51] Halo**
N-Now *this* looks like a worthy challenge!
**[01:55] Everyone**
Time to eat!
**[01:57] Mack**
What do I do with this egg?
**[01:58] Ines**
You pour it over your dish,
or use it as a dip, like with sukiyaki.
**[02:03] Everyone**
Thank you for the meal!
**[02:05] Halo**
I did it...
**[02:07] Fine**
I guess we should get the check, then.
**[02:09] Fine**
Excuse me!
**[02:10] Fine**
We're paying by card.
**[02:11] Ines**
Just let me pay for it, okay?!
**[02:14] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:14] Server**
Thanks, come again!
**[02:16] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:16] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:16] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:16] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:16] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:16] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:16] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:16] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:16] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:16] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:16] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:16] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:16] Restaurant sign**
BEEF BOWLS
**[02:16] Ines**
So how'd you like your first
visit to a beef bowl place?
**[02:19] Mack**
It was quite the valuable experience.
**[02:22] Halo**
Thank you so much, Ines-san.
**[02:24] Fine**
I'd love to try a monjayaki place next time.
**[02:26] Ines**
Wait, next time?!
# E7 - Time to Hunt Rhinoceros Beetles! BNW
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J053EVR/time-to-hunt-rhinoceros-beetles-bnw)
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**[00:00] ---**
*UMAYON*!
***SIGN*** Time to Hunt Rhinoceros Beetles! BNW
**[00:03] Taishin**
Rhinoceros beetles?
**[00:04] Ticket**
Yeah! Some kids in the neighborhood
were bugging me to find some.
***SIGN*** Winning Ticket
**[00:08] Taishin**
You've gotta help.
**[00:09] Hayahide**
They're nocturnal.
***SIGN*** Biwa Hayahide
**[00:11] Hayahide**
You won't find any during the day.
**[00:12] Hayahide**
Besides, we don't even know where
their habitat would be around here.
**[00:17] Ticket**
I'll ask the locals if they have any idea!
**[00:19] Taishin**
You really are a social butterfly.
**[00:22] Hayahide**
It's probably better to say we're
going for early morning training
***SIGN*** Narita Taishin
**[00:25] Hayahide**
than to stay out at night to look for them.
**[00:27] Taishin**
Good idea! I'm starting to get excited.
**[00:29] Ticket**
Okay! Tomorrow, we go rhinoceros beetle
hunting first thing in the morning!
**[00:34] Taishin**
Yeah!
**[00:34] Hayahide**
Understood.
**[00:37] Ticket**
We're almost to the spot she told me about.
**[00:40] Taishin**
It said on the internet that you can attract
them with white cloth if you shine a light on it.
**[00:46] Ticket**
I bet we could use a flashlight to get
a bunch to land on Hayahide's hair!
**[00:50] Hayahide**
Don't!
**[00:52] Ticket**
Here it is! The leaf landmark
she told me about!
**[00:55] Hayahide**
Your landmark was
something that precarious?
**[00:58] Taishin**
Seems like it could blow
away in a stiff breeze.
**[01:00] Ticket**
It's still here, so there's nothing to
worry about! It's just ahead now!
**[01:03] Ticket**
Let's see...
**[01:05] Trio**
There they are!
**[01:07] Taishin**
Local tips are really something...
**[01:09] Ticket**
Thank you, farmer lady!
**[01:11] Hayahide**
F-Fascinating...
**[01:13] Ticket**
Got 'em!
**[01:15] Ticket**
This probably isn't enough, though.
**[01:17] Hayahide**
Did you get any other tips?
**[01:19] Ticket**
She also said we could try
kicking one of these trees.
**[01:21] Hayahide**
Don't kick it hard enough to damage it.
**[01:23] Ticket**
Gotcha!
**[01:25] Ticket**
Winning Kick!
**[01:30] Taishin**
Got one! It's a male!
**[01:32] Ticket**
I found a stag beetle!
**[01:35] Ticket**
Hayahide! There's one in your hair!
**[01:38] Hayahide**
G-G-G-Get it off!
**[01:40] Ticket**
We really did catch one with your hair.
**[01:44] Hayahide**
S-Sorry about that, Ticket!
**[01:46] Ticket**
Don't worry, I'm fine.
**[01:51] Trio**
Hornets!
**[01:52] Ticket**
Come to think of it, that lady did warn me
that there were hornet nests out here, too!
**[01:56] Hayahide**
And you waited until *now* to tell us that?!
**[01:59] Taishin**
These things fly way too fast!
**[02:02] Hayahide**
Run like you're on a 3200-meter course!
**[02:05] Taishin**
Are they still after us?!
**[02:06] Ticket**
They are!
**[02:08] Hayahide**
We'll have to jump in the water!
**[02:16] Hayahide**
They finally left...
**[02:17] Taishin**
What a nightmare.
**[02:18] Ticket**
I'm pretty sure we all just
beat our personal best times!
**[02:22] Special**
You're all up early! Morning training?
**[02:27] Trio**
That's right!
# E8 - Hero Theater: Uma Soldier V!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZJN50Z6/hero-theater-uma-soldier-v)
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**[00:00] ---**
*UMAYON—*
**[00:01] ---**
*UMA SOLDIER V*!
***SIGN*** Hero Theater: Uma Soldier V!!
**[00:04] Manha**
Roar.
**[00:04] Sign**
Monster Horse Girl
Dark Manhattan C
**[00:07] Tachyon**
Very good.
**[00:09] Tachyon**
It seems my experiment is a success!
**[00:09] Sign**
Evil Scientist
Dr. Mad Tachyon
**[00:11] Pega**
Hold it right there!
**[00:13] Tachyon**
Who are you?
**[00:15] Pega**
Red Pegasus!
**[00:16] Sign**
The Burning Crimson Flame of Justice
Red Pegasus
**[00:19] Bakushi**
Pink Bakushino!
**[00:20] Sign**
A Blast of Righteous Cherry Blossoms
Pink Bakushino
**[00:23] Urara**
Pink Urara!
**[00:24] Sign**
The First Storm of Spring That Rains Justice
Pink Urara
**[00:27] Suzuka**
Green Suzuka!
**[00:27] Sign**
The Gale of Righteousness
Green Suzuka
**[00:34] Sign**
The Cerulean Heavens of Justice
Blue Sky
**[00:35] Sky**
Blue Sky.
**[00:36] Pega**
Horse girls in the name of justice:
**[00:38] Pega**
Uma Soldier V!
**[00:42] Tachyon**
Excellent. New subjects to experiment on—
**[00:44] Suzuka**
Excuse me!
**[00:45] Suzuka**
Could you hang on a second?
**[00:48] Suzuka**
Uh, two of you have the same color.
**[00:50] Urara**
Well, yeah, but...
**[00:52] Bakushi**
Considering our names,
how could we pick any other color?
**[00:55] Pega**
Good guys never sweat the details!
**[00:58] Suzuka**
Are you kidding me?!
**[00:59] Blue**
I thought you were going to lay into me.
**[01:02] Suzuka**
Well, I definitely could, but...
**[01:04] Suzuka**
Never mind.
**[01:05] Pega**
Whatever the case, Uma Soldier V
will uphold the peace in the city!
**[01:09] Tacyon**
Fascinating.
**[01:10] Manha**
Roar.
**[01:12] Hishi**
Hold it right there, people!
**[01:13] Pega**
Commander Hishiama?!
**[01:15] Hishi**
If you're the good guys, then fight
one-on-one, fair and square!
**[01:15] Sign**
Commander Hishiama
**[01:19] Suzuka**
That defeats the purpose of a team!
**[01:20] Pega**
I follow you! Roger that!
**[01:21] Suzuka**
Seriously?!
**[01:22] Pega**
In that case, go get 'er, Pink!
**[01:25] Pinks**
Roger!
**[01:26] Suzuka**
What happened to one-on-one?!
**[01:27] Manha**
Crackle, crackle, crackle...
**[01:28] Suzuka**
That was way too fast!
**[01:29] Pega**
Now it's actually one-on-one!
**[01:31] Suzuka**
I don't know where to begin with that...
**[01:33] Suzuka**
Blue, help!
**[01:35] Suzuka**
She's asleep?!
**[01:37] Bakushi**
She's a tough one!
**[01:38] Pega**
All right, girls! You know what to do!
**[01:41] Suzuka**
Right...
**[01:41] Pega**
With our carrots combined:
**[01:45] Pega**
Uma Soldier Bazooka!
**[01:48] Tachyon**
Let me explain! The Uma Soldier
Bazooka converts the power of justice
**[01:51] Tachyon**
into an unlimited source
of energy, then fires it,
**[01:53] Tachyon**
making it the Uma Soldier's ultimate weapon!
**[01:55] Suzuka**
Why are *you* doing the explaining?!
**[01:56] Pega**
The energy is at the starting gate!
**[01:58] Pega**
Fire!
**[02:00] Manha**
They got me!
**[02:01] Pega**
How's that?!
**[02:03] Pega**
I pulled the trigger, so that
counts as a one-on-one, right?
**[02:05] Suzuka**
Does it really?
**[02:07] Tachyon**
It's not over yet!
**[02:08] Tachyon**
If she drinks this black tea, Cafe will be
revived and grow to a colossal size!
**[02:12] Suzuka**
Oh, no!
**[02:13] Manha**
I don't like black tea.
**[02:16] Tachyon**
Curse you, Uma Soldier V!
**[02:18] Suzuka**
But why?!
**[02:20] Pega**
And that's the power of justice!
**[02:23] Suzuka**
I can't take this anymore!
**[02:26] Narrator**
* Don't give up, Green!*
* For the sake of peace and quiet!*
# E9 - Make the Dream Come True! Getaway Sisters
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR243NV26/make-the-dream-come-true-getaway-sisters)
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*UMAYON*!
***SIGN*** Make the Dream Come True! Getaway Sisters
**[00:04] Falco**
Starting today, there are going to be...
**[00:07] Falco**
five members of Getaway Sisters!
**[00:10] Falco**
That's what happened in my dream,
***SIGN*** Getaway
***SIGN*** Sisters
***SIGN*** Getaway
***SIGN*** Sisters
***SIGN*** Getaway
***SIGN*** Sisters
***SIGN*** Getaway
***SIGN*** Sisters
***SIGN*** Getaway
***SIGN*** Sisters
***SIGN*** Getaway
***SIGN*** Sisters
***SIGN*** Getaway
***SIGN*** Sisters
***SIGN*** Smart Falcon
***SIGN*** Getaway
***SIGN*** Sisters
**[00:12] Falco**
so I think we should add two more members!
***SIGN*** Silence Suzuka
***SIGN*** Mihono Bourbon
**[00:16] Suzuka**
Well, this is sudden.
**[00:17] Na**
*The Getaway Sisters!*
**[00:19] Na**
*A group of evasive-racing horse girls that*
**[00:21] Na**
* Smart Falcon randomly*
* turned into a horse-dol unit!*
**[00:24] Falco**
According to Fukukitaru-chan...
**[00:25] (Flashback) Machikate**
The horse girls who manage to evade you
today will be the new members of your group!
***SIGN*** Matikanefukukitaru
**[00:30] Falco**
...she said!
**[00:31] Bourb**
There's something inherently
contradictory about that statement.
**[00:34] Falco**
Inspiration is the most important
thing with stuff like this!
**[00:37] Falco**
Come on, let's go!
***SIGN*** Maruzensky
**[00:40] Falco**
Let's start by going after all the
horse girls with evasive racing styles!
**[00:44] Maru**
Hi! Good afternoon, every—
**[00:48] Falco**
Ines-san! Can we talk for a second?
***SIGN*** Ines Fujin
**[00:50] Ines**
Sorry! Some other time!
**[00:53] Falco**
We tried to recruit her...
**[00:54] Bourb**
...and she ran away.
**[00:56] Suzuka**
Which means...
**[00:57] Trio**
She's our new member!
**[01:00] Falco**
Ines-san! Wait up!
**[01:03] Ines**
Huh? What're you doing?
**[01:05] Ines**
I don't know what you want, but if
you can keep up, I'll hear you out!
**[01:09] Bourb**
Very well.
**[01:10] Ines**
It's on!
**[01:11] Falco**
Wait!
**[01:14] Sign**
Uma Mart
**[01:14] Sign**
Uma Mart
**[01:15] Sign**
Time-Limited Sale
**[01:15] Sign**
Time-Limited Sale
**[01:15] Sign**
Time-Limited Sale
**[01:15] ---**
16:00-17:00
Only
**[01:15] ---**
16:00-17:00
Only
**[01:15] ---**
One showcase item per customer!
**[01:15] ---**
One showcase item per customer!
**[01:15] ---**
One showcase item per customer!
**[01:18] Ines**
Thanks for lining up with me.
**[01:21] Falco**
You're... You're welcome...
**[01:23] Ines**
So what did you want to talk about?
**[01:25] Falco**
Ines-san, we want you to
join the Getaway Sisters!
**[01:29] Ines**
Huh? Getaway... You mean the idol group?
**[01:31] Falco**
We're horse-dols!
**[01:32] Ines**
I mean, I'm not really the idol type...
**[01:36] Ines**
And I have my part-time job...
**[01:38] Falco**
You'll get paid work, too!
**[01:40] Falco**
It should help make things easier!
**[01:41] Ines**
Okay, I'll give it a shot!
**[01:43] Falco**
Yay!
**[01:44] Maru**
Falco-chan!
**[01:47] Ines**
M-Maruzen-senpai?!
**[01:50] Maru**
Please! You have to let
me join your idol group!
**[01:53] Ines**
Horse-dol group!
**[01:54] Sign**
Photo Finish
**[01:54] Maru**
Didn't I do a great job of
getting away from all of you?!
**[01:58] Bourb**
It was more like you caught up with us.
**[02:00] Maru**
Oh, who cares about semantics?!
**[02:02] Maru**
I want to race through
my youth with all of you!
**[02:06] Maru**
I want to get away from
my unremarkable self!
**[02:09] Falco**
I understand. Please join us.
**[02:12] Maru**
Can I?!
**[02:14] Falco**
The way you want to get away from
something, but not running itself...
**[02:17] Falco**
I couldn't ask for more!
**[02:19] Maru**
Falco-chan... Thank you so much!
**[02:24] Sign**
Getaway
Sisters!!
**[02:24] Sign**
Getaway
Sisters!!
**[02:24] Sign**
Debut
Concert
**[02:24] Location**
Location
**[02:24] Location**
Tracen's Outdoor Stage
**[02:24] Time**
Time
**[02:24] Time**
This weekend, after classes!!
**[02:24] Falco**
Okay, everybody!
**[02:26] Girls**
Right!
**[02:27] Falco**
Today...
**[02:28] Falco**
We're gonna get away!
# E10 - You Get Spooked, You Lose! Test of Courage Showdown!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G679EWGVY/you-get-spooked-you-lose-test-of-courage-showdown)
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*UMAYON*!
**[00:02] Hishi**
All right! Time for our test of courage!
***SIGN*** You Get Spooked, You Lose! Test of Courage Showdown!
**[00:07] Vodka**
What's the matter? You scared?
***SIGN*** Daiwa Scarlet
***SIGN*** Vodka
**[00:09] Vodka**
You can always back out, y'know.
**[00:11] Daiwa**
I-I-I'm not scared at all!
**[00:13] Daiwa**
You sure *you're* not the one freaking out?
**[00:15] Vodka**
What'd you say?!
**[00:18] Hishi**
Wow, are you two at it again?
***SIGN*** Hishi Amazon
**[00:20] Hishi**
If you wanna settle this,
wait until the test of courage starts.
**[00:24] Fuku**
No, you mustn't!
**[00:25] Daiwa**
Fukukitaru-san?
**[00:26] Fuku**
Shiraoki-sama warned me: "Doom awaits
the quarreling pair in the test of courage!"
***SIGN*** Matikanefukukitaru
**[00:31] Daiwa**
Wh-What the heck?!
**[00:33] Vodka**
You gotta be kidding me!
**[00:34] Hishi**
You heard her. Wanna give it up?
**[00:36] Both**
We're still going!
**[00:37] Fuku**
But it's seriously a bad idea...
**[00:37] Fuku**
Don't wimp out, then!
**[00:38] ---**
Right back at you!
**[00:43] Hishi**
All right, you two ready to go?
**[00:45] Fuku**
I'll tag along to judge.
**[00:47] Hishi**
Okay, have fun!
**[00:51] Daiwa**
I think I'm getting chills...
**[00:52] Vodka**
Guess that's one chicken point for you!
**[00:55] Daiwa**
Huh?! That's rich coming from the
chicken who's walking behind me!
**[00:58] Vodka**
Huh?! Who are you calling a chicken?!
**[01:02] Daiwa**
The path splits?
**[01:03] Vodka**
I thought it was just a straight shot.
**[01:05] Fuku?**
Why don't we go this way?
**[01:07] Daiwa**
No, there's a stone lantern on the left,
so I think that's the way to go.
**[01:11] Vodka**
Are you sure?
**[01:13] Daiwa**
I checked the route this afternoon.
**[01:16] Daiwa**
What the... Another fork in the path?
**[01:19] Vodka**
Whoa, whoa, what's going on here?!
**[01:21] Fuku?**
Okay, why don't we go this way?
**[01:25] Urara**
Boo!
***SIGN*** Haru Urara
**[01:30] Urara**
That was fun!
**[01:32] Cafe**
One horse head... two horse heads...
***SIGN*** Manhattan Cafe
**[01:44] Hishi**
Oh, wow, are you two okay?
**[01:46] Goldy**
Aw, guess I couldn't catch you after all!
***SIGN*** Gold Ship
**[01:48] Daiwa**
Did you really need to take it that far?!
**[01:51] Goldy**
It was so much fun,
I kinda got carried away.
**[01:53] Vodka**
Well, you *kinda* shouldn't have!
**[01:55] Fuku**
Scarlet-san! Vodka-san!
**[01:58] Fuku**
Why'd you run off without me?!
**[02:00] Vodka**
S-Sorry about that.
**[02:02] Daiwa**
I guess we left you out on the path.
**[02:04] Fuku**
On the path? But I didn't even
get the chance to go with you.
**[02:08] Daiwa**
Wait, but...
**[02:09] Vodka**
You were with us up until
the fork in the path, right?
**[02:12] Hishi**
Fukukitaru's been here this whole time,
and there aren't any forks in the path.
**[02:17] Hishi**
I saw you two leave without
her when you set out.
**[02:20] (Flashback) Fuku?**
Why don't we go this way?
**[02:24] Fuku**
Are you two okay?!
**[02:26] Hishi**
Guess the test of courage ends in a draw.
# E11 - Umayon Suspense Theater
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNV4MDXR/umayon-suspense-theater)
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**[00:00] ---**
*UMAYON*!
**[00:02] ---**
The Umayon Tuesday Night Movie
**[00:02] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:02] ---**
The Missing 3 Furlongs
**[00:02] ---**
In Pursuit of the Alibi of the Special Express Train
That Departed from Tracen Academy
**[00:02] ---**
Umayon Suspense Theater
***SIGN*** Eishin Flash
**[00:06] Flash**
I'm impressed you were able to find me.
**[00:08] Nature**
Just chalk it up to a cop's intuition.
***SIGN*** Nice Nature
***SIGN*** Mejiro Ryan
**[00:11] Ryan**
You've got nowhere left to run, Flash!
**[00:13] Nature**
Why don't you tell us all about
the attack on Hayakawa Tazuna?
**[00:19] Flash**
We've been over this already.
**[00:21] Flash**
At the time of the crime, the train
I was on stopped for less than a minute.
**[00:25] Flash**
I couldn't have done it and
gotten back in that time.
**[00:28] Nature**
True enough.
**[00:29] Nature**
But the attack was on a Saturday...
The opening day of the Twinkle series.
**[00:35] Nature**
A special express train, The Carrot,
was running for the event.
**[00:39] Nature**
Because of that, the train you were on would've
stopped at the station for five minutes.
**[00:44] Nature**
Since you're in the competition,
you would've known that.
**[00:47] Nature**
A round trip to the crime scene and
back would've been three furlongs.
**[00:51] Nature**
At your pace of 32.7, you would've
had plenty of time to get there.
**[00:56] Flash**
Do you have proof that I can run at that pace?
**[00:59] Nice**
We looked under every rock we could find...
**[01:02] Nice**
and didn't find any!
**[01:03] Flash**
O-Of course you didn't!
**[01:05] Flash**
There's no way my airtight
alibi can be taken apart.
**[01:08] Flash**
Granted, there's a remote chance that some
oddball keeps track of unofficial stats...
**[01:14] Ryan**
Inspector! What about Air Shakur?!
**[01:16] Flash**
Of course! She keeps
data on every single race!
**[01:19] Flash**
Oh, no!
**[01:20] Ryan**
But she was attacked the other day...
**[01:24] Nature**
Guess that's a dead end, then.
**[01:26] Flash**
Seriously, what are you two doing?
**[01:29] Flash**
What kind of sloppy investigation is this?!
**[01:30] Flash**
Build a solid case before confronting me!
**[01:33] Nature**
Yeah, this is kind of embarrassing...
**[01:35] Flash**
Shouldn't Shakur getting
attacked cast suspicion on me?!
**[01:38] Ryan**
Why should it?
**[01:39] Flash**
Because if you had her data,
it would shatter my airtight alibi!
**[01:44] Nature**
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
**[01:46] Ryan**
Huh? So *you* attacked Shakur?
**[01:49] Flash**
It was May 30th, one year ago.
**[01:51] Flash**
The course was 2400 meters.
**[01:53] Flash**
My time was 2:26.9, with a 32.7
split for the final three furlongs.
**[01:58] Flash**
Considering she knew my time,
I couldn't let her go.
**[02:02] (Flashback) Shakur**
Data from a year ago? Gimme a sec.
**[02:06] (Flashback) Shakur**
I'm done...
**[02:08] Nature**
Then what about Hayakawa Tazuna?
**[02:10] (Flashback) Tazuna**
I'm done!
**[02:14] Flash**
I thought there was no way anyone
could take apart my airtight alibi.
**[02:18] Nature**
Same here, to be honest.
**[02:20] Ryan**
You'll need to come with us to the station.
**[02:22] Flash**
No, that won't be necessary.
**[02:29] Ryan**
No... Why would she...
**[02:31] Nature**
She was a genuine perfectionist.
**[02:33] Nature**
What she did... no, the way it all
played out was more than she could bear.
**[02:38] Nature**
Come to think of it...
**[02:40] Nature**
We forgot to ask why
she attacked Tazuna-san.
# E12 - Today's Main Race! The Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course (G1)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1XMJDQR/todays-main-race-the-gilded-vessel-obstacle-course-g1)
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**[00:00] ---**
*UMAYON*!
***SIGN*** Today's Main Race! The Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course (G1)
***SIGN*** Symboli Rudolf
**[00:06] Sign**
Twinkle
Series Fan
Appreciation
Series
**[00:06] Sign**
Tokyo
**[00:06] Sign**
The Gilded Vessel
Obstacle Course
**[00:08] Sign**
The
Gilded
Vessel
**[00:08] Sign**
Obstacle
Course
GI
**[00:09] Sign**
The
Gilded
Vessel
**[00:09] Sign**
Obstacle
Course
GI
***SIGN*** Gold Ship
***SIGN*** Tokai Teio
**[00:12] Teio**
Time for our final race:
the Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course G1!
**[00:15] Teio**
I'm your host, Tokai Teio,
**[00:16] Teio**
and joining me on commentary is the
organizer for this event, Gold Ship-san.
**[00:20] Teio**
Good to have you with us.
**[00:22] Golshi**
The pleasure's all mine.
**[00:24] Teio**
The racers are at the starting gate.
**[00:25] Teio**
In Bracket 1, it's Tamamo Cross.
***SIGN*** Tamamo Cross
**[00:27] Sign**
In Bracket 2, Super Creek.
***SIGN*** Super Creek
**[00:29] Sign**
And in Bracket 3, Hishi Amazon!
***SIGN*** Hishi Amazon
**[00:32] Teio**
These horse girls are all ready to go.
**[00:35] Teio**
And they get away cleanly!
What's our first obstacle?
**[00:38] Golshi**
The "find the candy in the flour" challenge.
**[00:40] Teio**
Not, like, hurdles or something?!
**[00:42] Teio**
The trio reach the obstacle
almost simultaneously!
**[00:45] Teio**
Super Creek is being very suggestive!
The crowd roars their approval!
**[00:50] Teio**
And what about Tamamo Cross?
**[00:51] Teio**
She dives in head-first!
**[00:53] Teio**
Hishi Amazon follows her lead!
***SIGN*** Air Groove
**[00:55] Teio**
Tamamo Cross is the first one through.
**[00:57] Teio**
Tamamo Cross takes the lead
with Hishi Amazon right on her tail.
**[01:01] Teio**
Our two leaders approach the second
obstacle! What will this one be?
**[01:05] Golshi**
A cosplay quick-change race.
**[01:07] Teio**
Just how random *is* the
Golden Ship Obstacle Course?!
**[01:09] Teio**
Tamamo Cross blazes into the changing booth!
**[01:12] Teio**
Hishi Amazon follows suit!
**[01:14] Tamamo**
What the heck?!
**[01:14] Teio**
And bringing up the rear,
Super Creek makes her entrance!
**[01:16] Hishi**
Is this a joke?!
**[01:18] Teio**
The three of them bolt out
at roughly the same time!
**[01:21] Teio**
Tamamo Cross... is wearing
a preschool smock!
**[01:24] Tamamo**
Yer gonna pay for this, Golshi!
**[01:26] Teio**
Next up is Super Creek,
**[01:28] Teio**
who looks every bit like a young housewife
who's wandered onto the track!
**[01:31] Teio**
And Hishi Amazon is... a magical girl!
The crowd voices their approval!
**[01:37] Hishi**
Golshi...
**[01:39] Teio**
As they round the fourth turn,
the final obstacle awaiting them is...
**[01:42] Golshi**
A scavenger hunt!
**[01:44] Teio**
So anything goes, huh?!
**[01:46] Teio**
Now, let's see what's inside their envelopes.
**[01:48] Signs; Left to right**
Golshi-chan
**[01:48] Signs; Left to right**
Golshi-sama
**[01:49] Signs; Left to right**
The one known
as Gold Ship
**[01:50] Teio**
Golshi?!
**[01:52] Golshi**
Looking for me?
**[01:54] Teio**
A sudden late entry! A Golshi Warp!
**[01:57] Hishi/Tama**
Golshi!
**[01:59] Hishi/Tama**
Get back here!
**[01:59] Golshi**
Bring it on!
**[02:00] Hishi/Tama**
Hold it!
**[02:01] Teio**
They're neck and neck into the final 100m!
Which horse girl will be our winner?!
**[02:08] Teio**
They're through the goal! And it's Gold Ship
in first place! Is that even allowed?!
**[02:13] Teio**
Then again, considering who it is,
maybe we should just accept it!
**[02:16] Tama/Hishi**
Like hell we should!
**[02:18] Teio**
The Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course,
**[02:20] Teio**
our final race of the season, ended up as
a race with Golshi, for Golshi, by Golshi!
**[02:23] Teio**
And with that, we'll see you in the next series!
**[02:26] Everybody**
Thanks for watching!