E6 - Battle of Dogs and Cats, Part One / Battle of Dogs and Cats, Part Two / Night Picnic

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    BATTLE OF DOGS AND CATS, PART ONE
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    THIRD STREET CRAZY CATS
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    The Third Street Crazy Cats.
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    A large, intimidating force on Third Street
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    whose overwhelming
    power kept the town on an even keel.
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    However, a creeping evil
    stole up on the peaceful Third Street.
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    This is a chronicle
    of the Third Street Crazy Cats' battle.
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    Another peaceful day in town, huh?
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    Looks like no one needs
    the Third Street Crazy Cats today.
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    The peace is good,
    but isn't it about time we change our name?
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    It really ignores my presence.
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    Can't beat weather like this.
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    Did you hear a word I said?
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    Bippity Boppity Bull!
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    Wh-What?!
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    That's...
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    the Solitary King of Destruction, Bull!
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    He looks furious!
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    What's up?
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    Everyone, look at that!
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    THE SOLITARY KING OF DESTRUCTION, BULL
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    My mood is like I smashed through my limit,
    I see anyone laughing, they're gonna step in it.
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    Here he comes!
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    Look! He's badly injured!
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    You're up!
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    Your fever hasn't gone down yet.
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    You need more sleep.
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    Jesus! A golden beckoning cat in hell!
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    A rendezvous with an angel in a white coat!
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    Ow!
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    Lie down already.
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    We haven't fallen so low
    that we'd square off against someone who's hurt.
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    Consider this a temporary truce, Bull.
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    Crap. Now I owe you a favor.
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    Never mind that. What happened?
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    Those guys... The Seventh Street Kings
    have their sights set on this town!
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    What?
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    The Seventh Street Young Kings.
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    SEVENTH STREET YOUNG KINGS
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    A nefarious group that has Seventh Street under
    its paw and led by Waka, a young upstart husky.
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    They're a gang that has been extending
    its influence by fair means or foul.
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    I used to be a member of the Young Kings.
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    But I quit after having a beef with Waka
    and became the Solitary King
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    who supports this town from the shadows.
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    That just means you're all alone, right?
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    Waka intends to take over Third Street.
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    But right now
    I'm in no condition to protect the town!
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    In the first place, it's not Bull's town, right?
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    Koma!
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    It'll be okay! Third Street has us!
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    The Third Street Crazy Cats with Bull
    will maintain the peace in this town!
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    And what about me?
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    We got the scoop.
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    Count us in as reinforcements!
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    You're the legendary Mad Dog Brothers,
    Kuro and Gon!
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    MAD DOG BROTHERS, KURO AND GON
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    You're back in town?
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    We can't ignore the trouble in town,
    and no one can stand up when I punch them down!
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    We'll go all out for some long-awaited revelry.
    Drawing the line like a turf-enforcing cavalry.
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    With Kuro and Gon on our side,
    anything is possible!
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    You guys...
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    We'll definitely win this battle!
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    I swear it in the name of the Third Street Crazy
    Cats with Bull, featuring the Mad Dog Brothers!
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    Yeah!
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    But what about me?
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    I see, I see.
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    Laugh it up while you still can.
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    I finally made it up.
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    We're falling!
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    It looks like Third Street, where Bull escaped to,
    isn't going to be an easy job, Waka.
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    And did they get the drop on you over there?
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    Yes! That's what happened!
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    Those guys are pretty tough!
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    We just fell out of a tree.
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    Whose fault is it
    that I'm covered in scrapes and bruises?
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    I'm starving.
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    You're a moron, Dragon!
    I want to get out of this partnership already!
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    Sit down!
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    Sheesh. Waka, what do you think?
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    I don't like how Bull is trying to defy me.
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    I think he needs to be taught
    just how scary I can be.
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    Ow!
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    But thanks to this,
    an angel came down to Earth.
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    Bull, let's check your temperature.
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    Here you go, Bull. Open wide.
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    Bull, I have to give you a shot!
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    Bull...
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    Still a scaredy-cat, huh?
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    Has playing nice
    with the cats even de-fanged you?
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    I trust you are in good health, Lord Waka?
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    Jeez. You look scary,
    but you're actually a weakling, Bull.
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    I'm cooler than you.
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    This is why he was banished from the gang.
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    Banished? Don't make me sound like an ogre.
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    I beg your pardon, Waka.
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    Even now, Bull and I are friends, right?
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    This is the last paper.
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    Maybe I'll try to look for a new shortcut
    on the way home.
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    Is that... Bull?
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    He must have energy to burn
    if he's going out at night with those injuries.
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    SEVENTH STREET YOUNG KINGS
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    Hey, what did you have for dinner last night?
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    I had tofu hamburger steak.
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    For a hamburger,
    don't you think that's blasphemy?
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    But my master makes tofu for a living,
    so it's complicated, you know?
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    Hey, Beh, are you listening to me?
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    There's Bull!
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    About time, sleepyhead!
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    Are your wounds healing up?
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    Yes! Your love has resurrected me!
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    Love is like a phoeni—
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    If you've recovered, then help out here!
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    We're going to take on
    the Seventh Street suckers!
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    S-Sure.
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    Still, you had it out with Waka
    and then quit the gang?
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    You're a real man, Bull.
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    I've never liked Waka's methods either.
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    We'd probably get along, Bull.
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    What's wrong?
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    A liar can't show you his paw.
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    What are you talking about?
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    I saw you.
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    You marched right into
    the Young Kings' hangout.
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    Seriously?
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    Th-Then Bull is a Seventh Street spy?
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    Wait, let's not jump to conclusions!
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    And I had faith in him.
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    Bull.
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    Didn't we become friends?
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    Doggone it!
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    Bull!
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    BATTLE OF DOGS AND CATS, PART TWO
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    There should be nothing to consider.
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    If I stick with Waka,
    I'll be going full throttle down success road.
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    They may look down on me,
    but if I suck it up and laugh it off...
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    What else can I do?
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    From the dog show
    to our respective masters' annual salary
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    to the number of followers on Meowster,
    I lose to Waka every time.
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    526 POSTS, 15 FOLLOWERS
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    KURAMOCHI / THE SOLITARY KING OF DESTRUCTION
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    I've never won once, so what makes me think
    anything could be different now?
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    But they reached out to me...
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    I wasn't prepared to face off
    against feelings like that.
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    Bull!
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    I should've talked to him more.
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    Maybe I was too harsh.
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    That guy's scary, but he has a good heart.
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    Yeah.
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    I wonder if Bull is all alone right now.
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    You didn't do anything wrong, Beh.
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    Were the nights on Third Street
    always this quiet?
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    You're...
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    the Wandering Lone Wolf, Nora!
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    THE WANDERING LONE WOLF, NORA
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    Wait, are you a cat or a wolf?
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    If you're prepared to put your life on the line,
    you could be betrayed, could be fine.
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    You're free to believe in someone or not.
    Making that choice is all we got.
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    What are you doing here?
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    My whiskers were twitching.
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    Tama, do you mean to battle Waka
    and his Seventh Streeters?
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    That's halfhearted.
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    Some Solitary King of Destruction was in
    a heated argument with a high-ranking member.
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    I was prowling through
    their club just a little while ago.
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    They'll probably be here for a while.
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    Bull, what's wrong? Why so serious?
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    You did bring info
    on the Third Streeters, didn't you?
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    That's the condition
    for you to be welcomed back into the gang.
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    Have you forgotten
    Waka's lenient treatment of you?
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    Bull is a clever fellow.
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    He'll be a good spy for me.
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    Right?
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    Well, well, Bull! The prodigal pooch returns.
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    Then you're below me on the ladder now?
    That's hilarious!
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    I want you to call me "Big Bro."
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    I... won't betray my friends!
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    Of course not.
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    You people are the enemies of Third Street.
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    That makes you my enemy!
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    I challenge you to a duel, Waka!
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    Bull brushed aside Waka's temptation
    and challenged him.
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    Bull...
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    Let's see what you got,
    I expect it's not a lot.
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    UPSTART HUSKY, WAKA
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    We've never lost yet.
    So on you, I wouldn't bet.
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    Don't make me laugh.
    You're not strong by half.
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    THE SLEEPY LOST CAT, TAMA
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    With this cat's punch,
    I'm going to eat you as lunch.
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    You and your whole bunch!
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    Get them!
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    Let's go!
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    Looks like the moment of reckoning
    is here, Bull.
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    Bring it! Whatever you've got,
    you're in for a KO!
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    Tama! Time to eat!
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    Takeshi is calling me!
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    Tora! We're having mackerel pike for dinner!
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    Holy mackerel!
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    Pochi!
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    Beh!
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    Momo!
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    Mackerel! Mackerel! Mackerel!
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    I'm stuffed!
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    What should I do tomorrow?
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    Huh? I have the feeling
    that I'm forgetting something.
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    Oh well.
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    THIRD STREET HISTORICAL EXHIBIT
    SPECIAL DISPLAY
    Please do no touch
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    It's a waste to sleep on a moonlit night like this.
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    NIGHT PICNIC
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    Did everyone bring a dish?
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    Yeah!
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    Bananas are fine for a snack,
    but don't eat too many strawberries.
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    They contain xylitol, which is poisonous to us.
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    Okay!
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    All right! Then let's begin our night picnic!
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    Yeah!
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    Look at what I brought first!
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    It's a lineup of all the different kinds
    of kitten kibble that I usually eat!
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    The pieces are so little!
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    And there are so many colors and shapes!
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    It's so cute that I can eat them without guilt!
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    But since it's for kittens,
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    I heard they're really high
    in something called "calories"?
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    That's because kittens need almost
    three times the amount of calories as an adult.
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    So each piece has three times
    the calories of a piece of adult kibble.
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    Tell me that before I eat it!
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    Don't sweat the small stuff!
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    Tonight's our fun picnic!
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    It's so bright!
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    We all know what it is,
    but none of us has had it before!
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    The legendary canned crab!
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    And it's not snow crab, but red king crab!
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    That's a top of the line delicacy
    you'd find at Yotsukoshi Department Store!
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    How did you get that?
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    Tome said it's something called a "year-end gift"
    that he put away for a special occasion!
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    If it's that special,
    won't you get in trouble for taking it?
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    After all, I got to try it once
    and it was so delicious
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    that I wanted all of you to have a taste.
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    It's that good?
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    You bet it is!
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    What's great especially is licking the paper inside,
    which soaks up all the juice!
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    You can just keep licking it!
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    Do you believe that?
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    So not the crab itself...
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    Paper is awesome!
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    I want to lick that paper!
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    You're not talking about crab, but paper?
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    Tonight's snack is canned crab.
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    What you almost never get, canned crab.
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    Huh?
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    Is something wrong, Tora?
[17:06] ---
    When Tome sings that song,
    it's like the lid opens with a "pfft," but...
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    That's strange.
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    Tora.
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    Cans do not open with a song alone!
[17:19] ---
    Wh-What?
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    Well, have some of this and be satisfied.
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    Stewed pumpkin.
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    It should be especially good
    on a chilly spring night.
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    It has less flavor
    than the usual human boiled foods.
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    Salty food is bad for our bodies, right?
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    Correct.
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    This is my special dish!
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    Cake!
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    But we're not supposed to eat
    human cake, are we?
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    These cakes were made for dogs and cats,
    so we can eat them without any problems.
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    And they're gluten-free,
    which helps against allergies!
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    This is gluten-free, too!
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    Protein is the best!
[18:05] ---
    Instead of "gluten-free,"
    that's more like "amino acid-only."
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    Tama and Pochi, show us what you brought!
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    Actually, I was only able to bring a little.
[18:18] ---
    Takeshi gave me a lot of boiled food,
    but I couldn't wait and ate some...
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    Those are chicken tenders!
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    Fancy!
[18:28] ---
    Chicken tenders are great
    to build a man's muscles!
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    They sure smell good.
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    And you brought them nicely sliced, too.
    Good job, Tama.
[18:39] ---
    R-Really?
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    Actually, with mine...
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    It's just the usual rice with tofu dregs,
    no special treats like you guys brought.
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    I've never had that before!
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    Me either!
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    I can't wait to try it!
[18:53] ---
    Really?
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    All right, let's dig in!
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    Thank you for the food!
[19:09] ---
    Nora, come join us!
[19:12] ---
    I've already eaten.
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    Besides, I can see it better from here.
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    A perfect circle!
[19:26] ---
    It's huge!
[19:28] ---
    They call it a "supermoon"
    and it only shows up once a year.
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    A full moon that's especially big.
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    It's beautiful.
[19:38] ---
    Huh? By the way, where's Bull?
[19:40] ---
    I invited him on the way here
    and he said he'd bring a dish over, but...
[19:45] ---
    Bull?
[19:47] ---
    The smoked scent of real German sausage!
[19:50] ---
    Truly gorgeous! I'm sure Momo will enjoy it.
[19:54] ---
    German sausage is the pride of a man!
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    Momo!
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    Oh, Bull!
[20:06] ---
    What a waste of food!
[20:08] ---
    This mischief has just earned you
    a regiment of strict training from tomorrow!
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    That was delicious! I'm full.
[20:22] ---
    All of our houses sure have yummy food.
[20:26] ---
    I can't wait until I get bigger!
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    I wonder what I'll be able to have at home then.
[20:31] ---
    Looking at your lunch brought back memories
    of when I was a kitten, Koma.
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    Me too!
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    I recall that when I was little,
    Tome would feed me right out of his hand.
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    He'd go, "Have some. It's good."
[20:45] ---
    Tome is so nice.
[20:47] ---
    The people at all of our homes are indulgent
    when it comes to their own kids.
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    For all we know,
    Tora could be totally spoiled at home.
[20:54] ---
    I-I'm not! I'm sure
    we've all been hand-fed at some point!
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    Right? Right?
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    Only me?