E7 - Kanayama-san

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[00:00] K3
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[00:05] K2
    And you said the malison
    levels would stay low!
[00:08] K2
    A high of 10%?! We nearly drowned
    in supernatural trouble!
[00:12] K2
    You goddess of idiocy!
[00:14] K3
    Gimme a break! C'mon, ease up!
[00:16] K1
    All right, I think that's enough.
[00:19] K2
    No mercy for fools!
[00:24] ---
    Now, the finisher:
    One Thousand Years of Death!
[00:27] K3
    Whoa, that ain't funny!
[00:29] K4
    Kukuri-sama.
[00:31] K3
    K-Kokuyou! Help me out here!
[00:33] K4
    I'm terribly sorry, but I must be going.
[00:37] K1
    Kokuyou-san, what's with the uniform?
[00:40] K4
    The costs of repairing the shrine,
    paying for a new malison forecast,
[00:43] K4
    and general living expenses have
    obligated me to take on a part-time job.
[00:47] K4
    Now, if you'll excuse me.
[00:50] K3
    Kokuyou!
[00:52] K2
    Oh, there's no escape for you!
[00:55] K3
    Off!
[00:56] K3
    This local goddess ain't no pushover!
[00:58] K3
    Take this! Water Impact!
[01:05] K2
    What was that supposed to be?!
[01:07] K3
    Shoot! I done forgot how weak
    I was outside of the shrine!
[01:11] K2
    Have some more!
[01:12] K1
    Come on, Kiriha-san.
[01:13] K1
    If you don't tone it down,
    you won't get any pudding.
[01:17] K2
    I can hardly miss out on pudding
    because of some goddess of idiocy.
[01:21] K1
    I'll go buy some, so just
    behave and wait here, okay?
[01:24] K2
    Aye.
[01:28] K2
    Now, why don't we have a little chat, Kukuri?
SIGN    Concentration.
SIGN    A game where you place the 52 cards other than the joker face down,
SIGN    and take turns flipping  them over to find pairs.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[02:02] Character Signs
    Kiriha
[02:06] Character Signs
    Kagami Kazuya
[02:11] Character Signs
    Kokuyou
[02:11] Character Signs
    Kukuri
[02:14] Character Signs
    Chikaishi Chisato
[02:15] Character Signs
    Shiramine Shirou
[02:15] Character Signs
    Osanai Osamu
SIGN    Kettle
SIGN    Kanayama-san
SIGN    "Kanayama-san."
SIGN    South Kamioka Park
[03:19] K2
    Kukuri...
[03:20] K2
    You managed to brush me off before,
[03:23] K2
    but why is your strength so depleted?
[03:26] K2
    You've taken on this young appearance
    and are barely able to wield your power.
[03:32] K3
    I can't say yet.
[03:34] K3
    I'll let you know when the time's right.
[03:37] K2
    Tell me now.
[03:39] K2
    I don't appreciate having to heed
    your whim without knowing why.
[03:42] K2
    Does it have something
    to do with forcing Kazuya
[03:45] K2
    to become the malison cleanser?
[03:50] K2
    Keeping quiet, eh?
[03:52] K2
    I can force you to speak, you realize.
[03:56] K3
    Go 'head and try.
[03:58] K3
    But...
[04:00] K3
    ...wait till this here
    Hakusan Kukuri Dam is finished!
[04:04] K2
    It's to manage the water for
    the townsfolk in the foothills?
[04:07] K2
    I suppose I must.
[04:08] K3
    Time to resume construction!
SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[04:11] Boys
    Look out!
SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[04:17] Boys
    Check it out! A pair of mud monsters!
SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[04:20] Boys
    Talk about dirty!
[04:22] K2
    Get over here!
[04:24] K3
    My... My dam...
[04:27] Kids
    Get a load of the poop monster!
[04:29] K2
    What did you call me?! Poop?!
[04:32] K3
    Dam...
[04:33] K1
    What just happened?
[04:38] K3
    Why the blazes am I doin' this?
[04:41] K3
    Well, it's Kazuya's duty to wash my back...
[04:46] K3
    But you were too embarrassed
    to let him in with us.
[04:50] K3
    That was the normal way to react!
[04:53] K2
    As if you were so pure and innocent.
[04:55] K3
    Huh?
[04:59] K3
    Is it me, or is your chest gettin' bigger?
[05:02] K2
    Oh, now that you mention it...
[05:05] K2
    I feel as though I've gotten taller, too.
[05:08] K2
    My spiritual energy seems to be
    recovering thanks to my holder, Kazuya.
[05:16] K2
    So, what about it?
[05:20] K2
    We were discussing something in the sandbox!
[05:22] K3
    Give it a rest!
[05:23] K3
    I told you, I can't say!
[05:25] K2
    I see, I see...
[05:26] K2
    Then why not settle things with a game?
[05:28] K2
    Shiritori!
[05:29] K3
    That ain't the point!
[05:31] K2
    I'll go first!
[05:33] K3
    You can't just start and—
[05:35] K2
    Washboard!
[05:38] K3
    Dunce!
[05:40] K2
    Excrement!
[05:41] K3
    Treacherous!
[05:43] K2
    Stupid!
[05:44] K3
    Dimwit!
[05:45] K2
    Twerp!
[05:46] K3
    Poor-mannered-youkai!
[05:47] K2
    Ignoramus-goddess!
[05:54] K1
    After thanking me for use of the bath,
    Kukuri-chan headed back to the park.
[05:59] K1
    That was great.
[06:00] K5
    I'm glad you liked it.
[06:02] K5
    Aw, you left so much!
[06:05] K1
    Sorry...
[06:06] NK2
    Honestly!
[06:08] K1
    Gotta save some for Kiriha-san...
[06:11] K5
    You haven't taken in a dog or
    a cat or something, have you?
[06:14] K1
    No, of course not!
[06:16] K5
    No pets, okay?
[06:17] K5
    You know Dad's allergic.
[06:20] K6
    Sorry, son.
[06:21] K2
    That's right, Kazuya.
[06:23] K2
    You're enough of a dog as it is.
[06:25] K1
    Yeah, yeah...
[06:29] K5
    Excuse me! Do not call Ya-kun
    a dog, you freeloading youkai!
[06:33] K2
    Who are you calling a youkai?!
    I am a tsukumogami!
[06:35] K2
    What? Kiriha-san, how...?
SIGN    That Day
[06:39] K2
    I've already met with these two
    since the day after that day.
[06:45] K2
    Don't forget, I'm the tsukumogami born
    from a memento of your mother's.
[06:49] K2
    It's not strange I'd be
    acquainted with your family.
[06:52] K1
    Now that you mention it,
    that makes sense, but still...
[06:56] K1
    Wait, then... Dad, you know Kiriha-san?
[07:00] K6
    Yeah, I do.
[07:02] K6
    She and I go back quite a ways, in fact...
[07:37] K6
    She's like a sister-in-law.
[07:41] K2
    That didn't quite hit the spot.
[07:43] K2
    Kazuaki, bring me pudding.
[07:45] K6
    Coming right up.
[07:47] K1
    The head of the household
    is being pushed around...
[07:50] SFX
    Pudding!
[07:54] K1
    Come to think of it, I forgot
    to give Kukuri-chan some pudding.
[07:58] K2
    All this running around...
[08:01] K1
    I have some for Kokuyou-san, too.
    Let's hurry and drop them off.
[08:05] K2
    Right.
SIGN    South Kamioka Park
[08:08] K1
    Huh?
[08:12] K2
    What in the world?!
[08:14] K3
    Kiriha!
[08:15] K3
    My... My shrine done been...
[08:19] K2
    What happened to it?
[08:20] K4
    It was classified as a playground
    hazard and removed.
[08:24] K1
    Kokuyou-san?
[08:25] K4
    A child was apparently injured
    on the playhouse slide.
[08:29] K4
    One of the city officials
    was harangued by the mother
[08:32] K4
    and arranged to have it removed.
SIGN    Off-Limits
[08:36] K2
    Oh, the brat from before.
[08:38] K2
    I seem to recall him skinning his knee...
[08:42] K3
    Where am I s'posed to sleep from now on?
[08:45] K2
    Fair enough. I suppose
    I'll arrange something.
[08:50] K5
    Ya-kun, I keep telling you,
[08:52] K5
    we can't keep any pets. Go put them back.
[08:55] K1
    Uh, it's okay...
[08:57] K1
    They're people.
[08:58] Kokyou
    We appreciate the hospitality.
[09:04] K2+3
    Tsugumomo!
[09:10] T
    Tsugumomo.
[09:18] K1
    You sleep like an animal, Kiriha-san.
[09:21] K1
    And wear just as much underwear.
[09:23] K1
    Good morning...
[09:24] K5
    Good morning, Ya-kun.
[09:32] K4
    Satisfied?
[09:34] K1
    K-Kokuyou-san?!
[09:36] K1
    That wasn't on purpose!
[09:38] K4
    You need not worry.
[09:40] K4
    It seems playing with my chest
[09:41] K4
    is considered by men to be
    a reward surpassing all.
[09:47] K4
    I am truly grateful for
    what you've done for us.
[09:50] K4
    Do as you may!
[09:52] K3
    No! Kazuyan, you're such a perv!
[09:55] K1
    Kukuri-chan? What are you two doing here?
[09:58] K1
    Oh yeah.
SIGN    Last night
[10:02] (Flashback) Sign
    We want to at least give
    them a place to sleep...
[10:06] (Flashback) K6
    Kazuya, don't you realize what providing
    housing for two people entails?
[10:12] (Flashback) K5
    That's right.
[10:13] (Flashback) K5
    I'd do almost anything for you,
    Ya-kun, but there are limits.
[10:16] (Flashback) K5
    I can't...
[10:17] (Flashback) K5
    I can't abide you sharing a roof
    with such a dynamite pair of tits!
[10:22] (Flashback) K5
    What if there's an incident?!
[10:24] (Flashback) K1
    S-Sis...
[10:26] (Flashback) K2
    Are you certain about this, Kazuaki?
[10:28] (Flashback) K6
    Even at your request,
    Kiriha-san, I'm afraid not.
[10:34] (Flashback) K2
    "June 22nd. Clear skies."
[10:37] (Flashback) K2
    "To me, you are like a sunflower."
[10:41] (Flashback) K1/Sign
    "From the day I saw you, it's like
    I was possessed by your charm. "
[10:46] (Flashback) K1/Sign
    "Your smile, your voice, and your very gaze"
[10:50] (Flashback) K1/Sign
    "seem to bring light
    to those around you,"
[10:52] (Flashback) K1/Sign
    "like a goddess"—
[10:58] (Flashback) K6
    You're welcome to stay.
    Think of our home as your own.
[11:01] (Flashback) K3
    Yay!
[11:02] (Flashback) K5
    Wha—Dad?!
SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[11:05] K4
    We'll be in your care, starting today.
[11:07] K3
    Yay!
[11:09] K3
    A tatami floor!
[11:10] K3
    A proper tatami floor to sleep on!
[11:11] K1
    Part of our house became
    holy ground overnight.
[11:12] K4
    A proper floor indeed, Kukuri-sama.
[11:14] K3
    The offering box goes here!
[11:16] K2
    Don't get carried away.
[11:18] K3
    Honest though, we're right grateful.
[11:21] K3
    I was about done eatin'
    edible bugs and grass.
[11:25] K2
    Finish that quickly.
[11:26] K2
    We've got somewhere to go today.
[11:28] K3
    Where's that?
[11:30] K3
    No way!
[11:34] K3
    I ain't goin', no how!
[11:36] K2
    If you borrow some money,
    you can buy the malison forecast!
[11:40] K2
    You are such a nuisance!
[11:42] K2
    If you won't go, then explain why!
[11:44] K3
    I can't! That's part of the deal!
[11:46] K2
    What's that even mean?!
[11:47] K2
    See, we're already here.
SIGN    Kanara Shrine
[11:53] K1/Shrine Sign
    Kanara Shrine?
[11:54] K1/Shrine Sign
    We're borrowing money from here?
[11:56] K2
    That's right.
[11:57] K2
    Now, call on her.
[11:59] K3
    Hey, Taguri.
[12:01] K3
    It's me. Let us in.
[12:03] T
    Certainly.
[12:12] K3
    Ow!
[12:15] K2
    What is this?
[12:19] T
    Welcome to the Kanara Shrine.
[12:23] T
    I am Kanayamabime-no-kami, Taguri.
[12:26] T
    I don't believe I've met you two before.
[12:29] K2
    Aye. I'm Kiriha, a tsukumogami.
[12:32] K1
    Uh... I'm Kagami Kazuya.
[12:36] T
    It's nice to meet you.
[12:37] T
    So, Kukuri-chan, did you come
    to borrow some more money?
[12:42] K3
    Yeah...
[12:43] K3
    I know I ain't paid you back for
    last time yet, and I'm sorry...
[12:47] T
    Oh, it's perfectly fine!
[12:49] T
    In that case,
[12:51] T
    we can do this the usual way.
[12:56] T
    Here we are.
[12:58] K1
    Are we playing Concentration?
[13:01] T
    That's right! Let's have some fun.
[13:04] K2
    What's this got to do with borrowing money?
[13:07] T
    If you collect the
    pairs that offer money,
[13:09] T
    I'll loan you the amount printed on them.
SIGN    Loan
    Ten Thousand Yen
[13:12] K2
    I see.
[13:13] K3
    Kiriha... Kazuyan...
[13:16] K3
    No holdin' back, y'hear?
[13:18] K3
    We gotta get all the cards.
[13:20] K3
    And if push comes to shove...
[13:24] K2
    Aye.
[13:25] K2
    Understood. I'll keep that in mind.
[13:28] T
    We'll roll dice to decide turn order.
SIGN    Second Player Kazuya
SIGN    First Player Kiriha
SIGN    Third Player Kukuri
[13:34] K2
    Looks like I'm up first.
[13:35] T
    And I'm last.
SIGN    Game Start
[13:40] Sign
    Now then...
[13:41] Sign
    Where to start?
SIGN    Loan
    Five Thousand Yen
SIGN    Loan
    Five Thousand Yen
[13:50] K1
    That's 5,000 yen already!
[13:53] K2
    Excellent! Off to a good start!
[13:55] K3
    Heck yeah! Keep it up!
SIGN    Loan
    Ten Thousand Yen
SIGN    Loan
    Twenty Thousand Yen
[14:02] K2
    Well, you can only be so lucky.
[14:04] T
    So close, though.
[14:05] K1
    My turn next, then.
SIGN    Boobie Smooching
SIGN    Booty Fondling
[14:14] K2
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What in the hell?!
[14:16] K3
    Simmer down!
[14:18] K3
    With these cards,
SIGN    Booty Fondling
SIGN    Boobie Smooching
[14:20] K3
    if you get a pair, you can
    demand the act written on them.
[14:23] K2
    That isn't the issue!
[14:24] K2
    It's the smooching and fondling
    I'm concerned about!
[14:27] K3
    This here game of Concentration....
[14:30] K3
    was created by Taguri to satisfy
    certain... interests she's got.
[14:36] K1
    Certain interests?
SIGN    Little Girls Only
[14:42] T
    Thank you, Kukuri-chan.
[14:46] T
    You brought me such a
    delectable little friend...
[14:49] K2
    I'm going home!
[14:50] K3
    No, you ain't!
[14:51] K2
    Let go of me!
[14:54] K2
    There are some things you
    should warn people about!
[14:57] K3
    I had to keep that secret
    as part of the loan deal!
[15:02] K3
    But we do have a shot!
[15:05] K3
    We just gotta grab all the cards!
[15:07] K2
    Well obviously, but...
[15:08] K2
    Blast it, I suppose we've no choice.
[15:10] T
    Aw. It's your turn next, Kukuri-chan.
[15:13] T
    Hurry up, please.
[15:16] K3
    If I can just find the partner of a
    card what's been flipped already...
SIGN    Cards that have been flipped: -Loan of ten thousand yen -Loan of twenty thousand yen -Boobie Smooching -Booty fondling
SIGN    Ear Nibbling
[15:22] K3
    This is a new one!
[15:24] K2
    Calm yourself, Kukuri!
[15:25] K2
    You simply need to guess where
    the other Ear Nibbling card is!
[15:28] K3
    Y-You're right. I can't be losin' my focus.
[15:32] K3
    Gotta sharpen my senses...
[15:34] K3
    I can do this.
[15:36] K3
    I can see it!
[15:37] K3
    This is the one!
SIGN    Armpit Sniff
[15:39] K2
    "This is the one," my foot!
[15:41] K2
    Don't get our hopes up, goddess of idiocy!
[15:44] T
    Now then...
[15:45] T
    I certainly hope I can get a pair.
SIGN    Licking and Smooching
[15:51] K1
    A new card... That's a relief.
[15:54] K2
    Good.
[15:55] K2
    Next round, we'll strip the table bare!
[15:57] Not-Tachiki
    However, when it came to this game,
[16:00] Not-Tachiki
    Kanayama Taguri proved she was, indeed...
SIGN    Licking and Smooching
[16:08] Not-Tachiki
    ...a goddess.
[16:09] T
    Now then...
[16:11] T
    Who do I choose?
[16:14] T
    Do I go for the lips of Kiriha-chan,
[16:16] T
    whose cute button mouth conceals
    dangerous-looking fangs?
[16:19] T
    Or Kukuri-chan, whose lips are as
    dewy as a flowers in the morning?
[16:26] T
    I know.
[16:37] T
    Thanks for that! Now, let's continue.
[16:41] K1
    There's no telling what kind of
    horrors the other cards have!
[16:45] Not-Tachiki
    Luckily, Taguri's first turn
    ended with her next attempt.
[16:49] Not-Tachiki
    But on her second turn,
    Taguri scored the Candy Stick Game.
SIGN    Candy Stick Game
[17:02] Not-Tachiki
    Her momentum showed no signs of slowing.
SIGN    Neck Nape Licky-Licky
[17:05] Not-Tachiki
    Neck Nape Licky-Licky...
SIGN    Foot Sole Licky-Licky
[17:12] Not-Tachiki
    ...and Foot Sole Licky-Licky.
    A licky-licky doubleheader.
SIGN    Kitty Cat Suit
[17:21] Sign
    Kitty Cat Suit.
SIGN    Bunny Girl
[17:25] Sign
    Bunny Girl.
[17:27] Sign
    Kanayama Taguri stood untouchable.
[17:30] Sign
    None can outmaneuver her in this game.
[17:35] Sign
    I'd love to get a touchy-feely one, next.
SIGN    Psst...
[17:39] Sign
    And I know just where the cards are.
SIGN    Psst...
[17:42] K3
    This is bad. Real bad!
[17:44] K2
    At this rate all the remaining
    cards will be Taguri's.
[17:48] K1
    Huh? Why?
[17:49] Not-Tachiki
    Allow me to explain.
[17:51] Not-Tachiki
    Only one card remains unflipped
    from the previous rounds of play.
[17:55] Not-Tachiki
    It's possible to ascertain which
    card this is from the others.
[18:00] Not-Tachiki
    Which means that, if she makes no mistakes,
[18:02] Not-Tachiki
    Taguri can take the remaining
    cards with her next turn.
[18:05] Not-Tachiki
    The partner of the card
    that hasn't been touched yet
[18:08] Not-Tachiki
    is this one, isn't it?
SIGN    Full Body Massage
[18:12] Not-Tachiki
    She was correct. Indeed,
    all hope seemed lost.
[18:16] K3
    This is our last chance to make our move!
[18:19] K2
    All right, then!
[18:21] K2
    Say, Taguri...
[18:23] K2
    Wh-Where's the privy?
[18:25] K2
    I can't hold it much longer.
[18:26] K2
    Oh, my. Then I had best tell you.
[18:29] K2
    It's at the end of the hallway.
    Hurry along, now.
[18:33] K2
    I'm scared to go alone...
[18:35] K2
    C-Can you come with me?
[18:46] K3
    Now!
[18:52] K1
    W-Will that actually be enough?
[18:55] K3
    It will! She'll fall for it, no doubt!
[18:58] K2
    Enough! I can clean myself off, fool!
[19:01] T
    No need to be shy, now.
[19:09] K2
    Sheesh...
[19:10] T
    Here we are. Let's continue, shall we?
[19:15] K2
    You better have pulled it off.
[19:17] K3
    Naturally.
[19:22] T
    Oh? The cards have been moved.
SIGN    Psst...
SIGN    Psst...
[19:28] K3
    Wh-What?
[19:30] K3
    You sayin' we cheated or somethin'?
[19:34] T
    I'm a god whose domain
    is metals of all kinds...
[19:37] T
    Which means I've memorized
    even the faintest blemishes
[19:40] T
    on the surfaces of these brass playing cards.
[19:43] T
    The fingerprints on a card that
    Kukuri-chan flipped before are gone,
[19:47] T
    yet a card that hasn't been
    touched before has them.
[19:51] K2
    That's a false accusation!
[19:52] K3
    We ain't moved no cards!
[19:55] T
    Then, instead of the
    card that hasn't been touched,
[19:58] T
    let's check this one.
[20:01] T
    And if this card has been swapped
    with "Full Body Massage"
[20:05] T
    you two won't mind spending
    the night, will you?
[20:17] T
    Wh-What in the world?!
SIGN    Nipple Rubby
[20:19] K2
    Now then, I believe it's my turn!
[20:23] K2
    There!
SIGN    Full Body Massage
[20:25] T
    That can't be!
[20:26] T
    The cards are in the same position?
[20:29] T
    I see!
[20:30] T
    To make it seem like they were swapped,
[20:33] T
    they removed the fingerprints
    on Nipple Rubby
[20:35] T
    and put them on the untouched
    Full Body Massage!
[20:40] K2
    When you played Kukuri before,
[20:42] K2
    she realized that you were
    reading the fingerprints!
[20:45] K3
    And there you have it!
[20:49] T
    I guess you've seen through me.
[20:53] T
    But the thing is...
SIGN    Prohibited
    Do not touch cards
    if it isn't your turn.
[21:01] Not Tachiki
    "Do not touch cards if it isn't your turn."
[21:04] T
    It's against the rules to touch
    the cards when it's not your turn.
[21:08] T
    When that happens, the rest of the
    cards belong to your opponent.
[21:15] Not-Tachiki
    Behold the might of Kanayama Taguri.
[21:17] Not-Tachiki
    None can outmaneuver her in this game!
[21:20] K3
    No!
[21:21] K3
    No way!
[21:22] T
    Now...
[21:24] T
    I hope you two are ready!
SIGN    Total Obtained: 175,000 yen
[21:32] Sign
    Kiriha, Kukuri, and Kazuya 
    obtained 175,000 yen.
[21:37] Sign
    But the price they paid was far too great.
[21:42] K2
    Goo-goo.
[21:43] T
    Come see me again!
[21:46] K2+K3
    Never again!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] K1
    With a tsukumogami and now
    a local god in the house,
[23:23] K1
    the Kagami residence is at the
    whims of selfish little girls!
[23:25] K1
    And at school, somehow,
    Shirou has become super popular!
[23:28] ---
    Next time on Tsugumomo, Chapter 8:
SIGN    A Certain Day in the Kagami Household 
    The Super Popular Fragrance
[23:30] ---
    "A Certain Day in the Kagami Household
    The Super Popular Fragrance"!
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Thanks for watching.
SIGN    Illustration by: Coolkyoushinja