# E7 - Kanayama-san

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**[00:00] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow, ow, ow, ow!<br>**[00:05] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you said the malison<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;levels would stay low!<br>**[00:08] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A high of 10%?! We nearly drowned<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in supernatural trouble!<br>**[00:12] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You goddess of idiocy!<br>**[00:14] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gimme a break! C'mon, ease up!<br>**[00:16] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, I think that's enough.<br>**[00:19] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No mercy for fools!<br>**[00:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, the finisher:<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One Thousand Years of Death!<br>**[00:27] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa, that ain't funny!<br>**[00:29] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kukuri-sama.<br>**[00:31] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-Kokuyou! Help me out here!<br>**[00:33] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm terribly sorry, but I must be going.<br>**[00:37] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kokuyou-san, what's with the uniform?<br>**[00:40] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The costs of repairing the shrine,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;paying for a new malison forecast,<br>**[00:43] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and general living expenses have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;obligated me to take on a part-time job.<br>**[00:47] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, if you'll excuse me.<br>**[00:50] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kokuyou!<br>**[00:52] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, there's no escape for you!<br>**[00:55] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Off!<br>**[00:56] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This local goddess ain't no pushover!<br>**[00:58] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take this! Water Impact!<br>**[01:05] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that supposed to be?!<br>**[01:07] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shoot! I done forgot how weak<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was outside of the shrine!<br>**[01:11] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have some more!<br>**[01:12] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, Kiriha-san.<br>**[01:13] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you don't tone it down,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you won't get any pudding.<br>**[01:17] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can hardly miss out on pudding<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because of some goddess of idiocy.<br>**[01:21] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll go buy some, so just<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;behave and wait here, okay?<br>**[01:24] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aye.<br>**[01:28] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, why don't we have a little chat, Kukuri?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Concentration.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A game where you place the 52 cards other than the joker face down,
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and take turns flipping  them over to find pairs.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsugumomo
<br>**[02:02] Character Signs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kiriha<br>**[02:06] Character Signs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kagami Kazuya<br>**[02:11] Character Signs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kokuyou<br>**[02:11] Character Signs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kukuri<br>**[02:14] Character Signs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chikaishi Chisato<br>**[02:15] Character Signs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiramine Shirou<br>**[02:15] Character Signs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Osanai Osamu<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kettle
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanayama-san
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kanayama-san."
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;South Kamioka Park
<br>**[03:19] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kukuri...<br>**[03:20] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You managed to brush me off before,<br>**[03:23] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but why is your strength so depleted?<br>**[03:26] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've taken on this young appearance<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and are barely able to wield your power.<br>**[03:32] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't say yet.<br>**[03:34] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll let you know when the time's right.<br>**[03:37] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell me now.<br>**[03:39] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't appreciate having to heed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your whim without knowing why.<br>**[03:42] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Does it have something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to do with forcing Kazuya<br>**[03:45] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to become the malison cleanser?<br>**[03:50] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keeping quiet, eh?<br>**[03:52] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can force you to speak, you realize.<br>**[03:56] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go 'head and try.<br>**[03:58] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[04:00] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...wait till this here<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakusan Kukuri Dam is finished!<br>**[04:04] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's to manage the water for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the townsfolk in the foothills?<br>**[04:07] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suppose I must.<br>**[04:08] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Time to resume construction!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakusan Shrine
<br>**[04:11] Boys**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look out!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakusan Shrine
<br>**[04:17] Boys**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Check it out! A pair of mud monsters!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakusan Shrine
<br>**[04:20] Boys**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Talk about dirty!<br>**[04:22] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get over here!<br>**[04:24] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My... My dam...<br>**[04:27] Kids**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get a load of the poop monster!<br>**[04:29] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you call me?! Poop?!<br>**[04:32] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dam...<br>**[04:33] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What just happened?<br>**[04:38] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why the blazes am I doin' this?<br>**[04:41] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it's Kazuya's duty to wash my back...<br>**[04:46] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you were too embarrassed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to let him in with us.<br>**[04:50] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was the normal way to react!<br>**[04:53] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As if you were so pure and innocent.<br>**[04:55] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[04:59] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it me, or is your chest gettin' bigger?<br>**[05:02] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, now that you mention it...<br>**[05:05] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel as though I've gotten taller, too.<br>**[05:08] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My spiritual energy seems to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;recovering thanks to my holder, Kazuya.<br>**[05:16] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, what about it?<br>**[05:20] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We were discussing something in the sandbox!<br>**[05:22] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give it a rest!<br>**[05:23] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you, I can't say!<br>**[05:25] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see, I see...<br>**[05:26] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then why not settle things with a game?<br>**[05:28] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiritori!<br>**[05:29] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That ain't the point!<br>**[05:31] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll go first!<br>**[05:33] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't just start and—<br>**[05:35] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Washboard!<br>**[05:38] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dunce!<br>**[05:40] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excrement!<br>**[05:41] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Treacherous!<br>**[05:43] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stupid!<br>**[05:44] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dimwit!<br>**[05:45] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Twerp!<br>**[05:46] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poor-mannered-youkai!<br>**[05:47] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ignoramus-goddess!<br>**[05:54] K1**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After thanking me for use of the bath,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kukuri-chan headed back to the park.*<br>**[05:59] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was great.<br>**[06:00] K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm glad you liked it.<br>**[06:02] K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw, you left so much!<br>**[06:05] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry...<br>**[06:06] NK2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honestly!<br>**[06:08] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Gotta save some for Kiriha-san...*<br>**[06:11] K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You haven't taken in a dog or<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a cat or something, have you?<br>**[06:14] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, of course not!<br>**[06:16] K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No pets, okay?<br>**[06:17] K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know Dad's allergic.<br>**[06:20] K6**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, son.<br>**[06:21] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right, Kazuya.<br>**[06:23] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're enough of a dog as it is.<br>**[06:25] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, yeah...<br>**[06:29] K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me! Do not call Ya-kun<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a dog, you freeloading youkai!<br>**[06:33] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who are you calling a youkai?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am a tsukumogami!<br>**[06:35] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Kiriha-san, how...?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That Day
<br>**[06:39] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've already met with these two<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since the day after that day.<br>**[06:45] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't forget, I'm the tsukumogami born<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from a memento of your mother's.<br>**[06:49] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not strange I'd be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;acquainted with your family.<br>**[06:52] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that you mention it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that makes sense, but still...<br>**[06:56] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, then... Dad, you know Kiriha-san?<br>**[07:00] K6**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I do.<br>**[07:02] K6**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She and I go back quite a ways, in fact...<br>**[07:37] K6**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's like a sister-in-law.<br>**[07:41] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That didn't quite hit the spot.<br>**[07:43] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kazuaki, bring me pudding.<br>**[07:45] K6**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Coming right up.<br>**[07:47] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The head of the household<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is being pushed around...<br>**[07:50] SFX**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Pudding!*<br>**[07:54] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it, I forgot<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to give Kukuri-chan some pudding.<br>**[07:58] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All this running around...<br>**[08:01] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have some for Kokuyou-san, too.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's hurry and drop them off.<br>**[08:05] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;South Kamioka Park
<br>**[08:08] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[08:12] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What in the world?!<br>**[08:14] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kiriha!<br>**[08:15] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My... My shrine done been...<br>**[08:19] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What happened to it?<br>**[08:20] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was classified as a playground<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hazard and removed.<br>**[08:24] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kokuyou-san?<br>**[08:25] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A child was apparently injured<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the playhouse slide.<br>**[08:29] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One of the city officials<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was harangued by the mother<br>**[08:32] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and arranged to have it removed.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Off-Limits
<br>**[08:36] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, the brat from before.*<br>**[08:38] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I seem to recall him skinning his knee...*<br>**[08:42] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where am I s'posed to sleep from now on?<br>**[08:45] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fair enough. I suppose<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll arrange something.<br>**[08:50] K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ya-kun, I keep telling you,<br>**[08:52] K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we can't keep any pets. Go put them back.<br>**[08:55] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, it's okay...<br>**[08:57] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're people.<br>**[08:58] Kokyou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We appreciate the hospitality.<br>**[09:04] K2+3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Tsugumomo*!<br>**[09:10] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Tsugumomo*.<br>**[09:18] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You sleep like an animal, Kiriha-san.<br>**[09:21] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And wear just as much underwear.<br>**[09:23] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning...<br>**[09:24] K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning, Ya-kun.<br>**[09:32] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Satisfied?<br>**[09:34] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-Kokuyou-san?!<br>**[09:36] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That wasn't on purpose!<br>**[09:38] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need not worry.<br>**[09:40] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems playing with my chest<br>**[09:41] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is considered by men to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a reward surpassing all.<br>**[09:47] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am truly grateful for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what you've done for us.<br>**[09:50] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do as you may!<br>**[09:52] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! Kazuyan, you're such a perv!<br>**[09:55] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kukuri-chan? What are you two doing here?<br>**[09:58] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh yeah.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Last night
<br>**[10:02] (Flashback) Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We want to at least give<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;them a place to sleep...<br>**[10:06] (Flashback) K6**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kazuya, don't you realize what providing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;housing for two people entails?<br>**[10:12] (Flashback) K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[10:13] (Flashback) K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd do almost anything for you,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ya-kun, but there are limits.<br>**[10:16] (Flashback) K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't...<br>**[10:17] (Flashback) K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't abide you sharing a roof<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with such a dynamite pair of tits!<br>**[10:22] (Flashback) K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What if there's an incident?!<br>**[10:24] (Flashback) K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-Sis...<br>**[10:26] (Flashback) K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you certain about this, Kazuaki?<br>**[10:28] (Flashback) K6**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even at your request,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kiriha-san, I'm afraid not.<br>**[10:34] (Flashback) K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"June 22nd. Clear skies."<br>**[10:37] (Flashback) K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"To me, you are like a sunflower."<br>**[10:41] (Flashback) K1/Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"From the day I saw you, it's like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was possessed by your charm. "<br>**[10:46] (Flashback) K1/Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Your smile, your voice, and your very gaze"<br>**[10:50] (Flashback) K1/Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"seem to bring light<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to those around you,"<br>**[10:52] (Flashback) K1/Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"like a goddess"—<br>**[10:58] (Flashback) K6**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're welcome to stay.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Think of our home as your own.<br>**[11:01] (Flashback) K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay!<br>**[11:02] (Flashback) K5**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wha—Dad?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakusan Shrine
<br>**[11:05] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll be in your care, starting today.<br>**[11:07] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay!<br>**[11:09] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A tatami floor!<br>**[11:10] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A proper tatami floor to sleep on!<br>**[11:11] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Part of our house became<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;holy ground overnight.<br>**[11:12] K4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A proper floor indeed, Kukuri-sama.<br>**[11:14] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The offering box goes here!<br>**[11:16] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't get carried away.<br>**[11:18] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honest though, we're right grateful.<br>**[11:21] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was about done eatin'<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;edible bugs and grass.<br>**[11:25] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Finish that quickly.<br>**[11:26] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've got somewhere to go today.<br>**[11:28] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where's that?<br>**[11:30] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way!<br>**[11:34] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I ain't goin', no how!<br>**[11:36] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you borrow some money,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you can buy the malison forecast!<br>**[11:40] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are such a nuisance!<br>**[11:42] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you won't go, then explain why!<br>**[11:44] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't! That's part of the deal!<br>**[11:46] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that even mean?!<br>**[11:47] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See, we're already here.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanara Shrine
<br>**[11:53] K1/Shrine Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanara Shrine?<br>**[11:54] K1/Shrine Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're borrowing money from here?<br>**[11:56] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[11:57] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, call on her.<br>**[11:59] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Taguri.<br>**[12:01] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's me. Let us in.<br>**[12:03] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Certainly.<br>**[12:12] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow!<br>**[12:15] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[12:19] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome to the Kanara Shrine.<br>**[12:23] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Kanayamabime-no-kami, Taguri.<br>**[12:26] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't believe I've met you two before.<br>**[12:29] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aye. I'm Kiriha, a tsukumogami.<br>**[12:32] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh... I'm Kagami Kazuya.<br>**[12:36] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's nice to meet you.<br>**[12:37] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, Kukuri-chan, did you come<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to borrow some more money?<br>**[12:42] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah...<br>**[12:43] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know I ain't paid you back for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;last time yet, and I'm sorry...<br>**[12:47] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it's perfectly fine!<br>**[12:49] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case,<br>**[12:51] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we can do this the usual way.<br>**[12:56] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here we are.<br>**[12:58] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are we playing Concentration?<br>**[13:01] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right! Let's have some fun.<br>**[13:04] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this got to do with borrowing money?<br>**[13:07] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you collect the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pairs that offer money,<br>**[13:09] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll loan you the amount printed on them.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Loan<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ten Thousand Yen
<br>**[13:12] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[13:13] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kiriha... Kazuyan...<br>**[13:16] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No holdin' back, y'hear?<br>**[13:18] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We gotta get all the cards.<br>**[13:20] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if push comes to shove...<br>**[13:24] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aye.<br>**[13:25] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Understood. I'll keep that in mind.<br>**[13:28] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll roll dice to decide turn order.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Second Player Kazuya
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First Player Kiriha
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Third Player Kukuri
<br>**[13:34] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like I'm up first.<br>**[13:35] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I'm last.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Game Start
<br>**[13:40] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now then...<br>**[13:41] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where to start?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Loan<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Five Thousand Yen
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Loan<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Five Thousand Yen
<br>**[13:50] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's 5,000 yen already!<br>**[13:53] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excellent! Off to a good start!<br>**[13:55] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heck yeah! Keep it up!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Loan<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ten Thousand Yen
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Loan<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Twenty Thousand Yen
<br>**[14:02] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, you can only be so lucky.<br>**[14:04] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So close, though.<br>**[14:05] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My turn next, then.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boobie Smooching
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Booty Fondling
<br>**[14:14] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Wh-Wh-What in the hell?!<br>**[14:16] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Simmer down!<br>**[14:18] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With these cards,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Booty Fondling
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boobie Smooching
<br>**[14:20] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you get a pair, you can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;demand the act written on them.<br>**[14:23] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That isn't the issue!<br>**[14:24] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the smooching and fondling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm concerned about!<br>**[14:27] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This here game of Concentration....<br>**[14:30] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was created by Taguri to satisfy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;certain... interests she's got.<br>**[14:36] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Certain interests?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Little Girls Only
<br>**[14:42] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, Kukuri-chan.<br>**[14:46] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You brought me such a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;delectable little friend...<br>**[14:49] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going home!<br>**[14:50] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, you ain't!<br>**[14:51] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let go of me!<br>**[14:54] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are some things you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;should warn people about!<br>**[14:57] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had to keep that secret<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as part of the loan deal!<br>**[15:02] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But we do have a shot!<br>**[15:05] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We just gotta grab all the cards!<br>**[15:07] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well obviously, but...<br>**[15:08] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Blast it, I suppose we've no choice.<br>**[15:10] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw. It's your turn next, Kukuri-chan.<br>**[15:13] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry up, please.<br>**[15:16] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I can just find the partner of a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;card what's been flipped already...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cards that have been flipped: -Loan of ten thousand yen -Loan of twenty thousand yen -Boobie Smooching -Booty fondling
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ear Nibbling
<br>**[15:22] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a new one!<br>**[15:24] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Calm yourself, Kukuri!<br>**[15:25] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You simply need to guess where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the other Ear Nibbling card is!<br>**[15:28] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You're right. I can't be losin' my focus.<br>**[15:32] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gotta sharpen my senses...<br>**[15:34] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can do this.<br>**[15:36] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can see it!<br>**[15:37] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the one!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Armpit Sniff
<br>**[15:39] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"This is the one," my foot!<br>**[15:41] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't get our hopes up, goddess of idiocy!<br>**[15:44] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now then...<br>**[15:45] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I certainly hope I can get a pair.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Licking and Smooching
<br>**[15:51] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A new card... That's a relief.<br>**[15:54] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good.<br>**[15:55] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next round, we'll strip the table bare!<br>**[15:57] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, when it came to this game,<br>**[16:00] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanayama Taguri proved she was, indeed...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Licking and Smooching
<br>**[16:08] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...a goddess.<br>**[16:09] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now then...<br>**[16:11] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who do I choose?<br>**[16:14] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do I go for the lips of Kiriha-chan,<br>**[16:16] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;whose cute button mouth conceals<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;dangerous-looking fangs?<br>**[16:19] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or Kukuri-chan, whose lips are as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;dewy as a flowers in the morning?<br>**[16:26] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know.<br>**[16:37] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks for that! Now, let's continue.<br>**[16:41] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no telling what kind of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;horrors the other cards have!<br>**[16:45] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Luckily, Taguri's first turn<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ended with her next attempt.<br>**[16:49] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But on her second turn,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taguri scored the Candy Stick Game.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Candy Stick Game
<br>**[17:02] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her momentum showed no signs of slowing.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Neck Nape Licky-Licky
<br>**[17:05] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Neck Nape Licky-Licky...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Foot Sole Licky-Licky
<br>**[17:12] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and Foot Sole Licky-Licky.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A licky-licky doubleheader.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kitty Cat Suit
<br>**[17:21] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kitty Cat Suit.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bunny Girl
<br>**[17:25] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bunny Girl.<br>**[17:27] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanayama Taguri stood untouchable.<br>**[17:30] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;None can outmaneuver her in this game.<br>**[17:35] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd love to get a touchy-feely one, next.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Psst...
<br>**[17:39] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I know just where the cards are.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Psst...
<br>**[17:42] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is bad. Real bad!<br>**[17:44] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At this rate all the remaining<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cards will be Taguri's.<br>**[17:48] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Why?<br>**[17:49] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Allow me to explain.<br>**[17:51] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only one card remains unflipped<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the previous rounds of play.<br>**[17:55] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's possible to ascertain which<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;card this is from the others.<br>**[18:00] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means that, if she makes no mistakes,<br>**[18:02] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taguri can take the remaining<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cards with her next turn.<br>**[18:05] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The partner of the card<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that hasn't been touched yet<br>**[18:08] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is this one, isn't it?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Full Body Massage
<br>**[18:12] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She was correct. Indeed,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all hope seemed lost.<br>**[18:16] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is our last chance to make our move!*<br>**[18:19] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*All right, then!*<br>**[18:21] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say, Taguri...<br>**[18:23] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Where's the privy?<br>**[18:25] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't hold it much longer.<br>**[18:26] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, my. Then I had best tell you.<br>**[18:29] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's at the end of the hallway.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry along, now.<br>**[18:33] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm scared to go alone...<br>**[18:35] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C-Can you come with me?<br>**[18:46] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now!<br>**[18:52] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Will that actually be enough?<br>**[18:55] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It will! She'll fall for it, no doubt!<br>**[18:58] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enough! I can clean myself off, fool!<br>**[19:01] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No need to be shy, now.<br>**[19:09] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sheesh...<br>**[19:10] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here we are. Let's continue, shall we?<br>**[19:15] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You better have pulled it off.*<br>**[19:17] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Naturally.*<br>**[19:22] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh? The cards have been moved.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Psst...
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Psst...
<br>**[19:28] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What?<br>**[19:30] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You sayin' we cheated or somethin'?<br>**[19:34] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a god whose domain<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is metals of all kinds...<br>**[19:37] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means I've memorized<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even the faintest blemishes<br>**[19:40] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the surfaces of these brass playing cards.<br>**[19:43] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The fingerprints on a card that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kukuri-chan flipped before are gone,<br>**[19:47] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;yet a card that hasn't been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;touched before has them.<br>**[19:51] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a false accusation!<br>**[19:52] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We ain't moved no cards!<br>**[19:55] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, instead of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;card that hasn't been touched,<br>**[19:58] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let's check this one.<br>**[20:01] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if this card has been swapped<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with "Full Body Massage"<br>**[20:05] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you two won't mind spending<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the night, will you?<br>**[20:17] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What in the world?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nipple Rubby
<br>**[20:19] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now then, I believe it's my turn!<br>**[20:23] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Full Body Massage
<br>**[20:25] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That can't be!*<br>**[20:26] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The cards are in the same position?*<br>**[20:29] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I see!*<br>**[20:30] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*To make it seem like they were swapped,*<br>**[20:33] T**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they removed the fingerprints*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on Nipple Rubby*<br>**[20:35] T**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and put them on the untouched*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Full Body Massage!*<br>**[20:40] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you played Kukuri before,<br>**[20:42] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she realized that you were<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;reading the fingerprints!<br>**[20:45] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And there you have it!<br>**[20:49] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess you've seen through me.<br>**[20:53] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the thing is...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prohibited<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do not touch cards<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if it isn't your turn.
<br>**[21:01] Not Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Do not touch cards if it isn't your turn."<br>**[21:04] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's against the rules to touch<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the cards when it's not your turn.<br>**[21:08] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When that happens, the rest of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cards belong to your opponent.<br>**[21:15] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Behold the might of Kanayama Taguri.<br>**[21:17] Not-Tachiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;None can outmaneuver her in this game!<br>**[21:20] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[21:21] K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way!<br>**[21:22] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now...<br>**[21:24] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hope you two are ready!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Total Obtained: 175,000 yen
<br>**[21:32] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kiriha, Kukuri, and Kazuya <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;obtained 175,000 yen.<br>**[21:37] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the price they paid was far too great.<br>**[21:42] K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goo-goo.<br>**[21:43] T**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come see me again!<br>**[21:46] K2+K3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never again!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next Episode Preview
<br>**[23:20] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With a tsukumogami and now<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a local god in the house,<br>**[23:23] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Kagami residence is at the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;whims of selfish little girls!<br>**[23:25] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And at school, somehow,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shirou has become super popular!<br>**[23:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time on *Tsugumomo*, Chapter 8:<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Certain Day in the Kagami Household <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Super Popular Fragrance
<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"A Certain Day in the Kagami Household<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Super Popular Fragrance"!<br>**[23:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't miss it!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't miss it!
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<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Illustration by: Coolkyoushinja
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