Tsugumomo

One day Kagami Kazuya, a completely ordinary boy, suddenly encounters Kiriha, a beautiful girl in a kimono. Even though Kazuya has no recollection of meeting her before, Kiriha calls out "Long time no see" to him. It turns out Kiriha is actually a tsukumogami whose true identity is the precious obi Kazuya carries around that used to belong to his late mother. All kinds of bizarre phenomena unfold around the sadistic beauty Kiriha in this supernatural action comedy!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - The Scent of Cherry Blossoms

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[00:07] Kazyua
    When the obi, wound up
    like a cocoon, unfurled...
[00:16] Kazyua
    a girl emerged, like a vision of white.
[00:24] Kazyua
    A youkai? A fairy?
[00:27] Kazyua
    There was no way I could know.
[00:29] Kazyua
    And yet...
[00:34] Kazyua
    her scent was comfortingly familiar.
SIGN    Tsukumogami:
SIGN    When, after many years, an object gains a soul
SIGN    and eventually, the ability to transform.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[01:07] Character Signs
    Kiriha
[01:11] Character Signs
    Kagami Kazuya
[01:16] Character Signs
    Kokuyou
[01:16] Character Signs
    Kukuri
[01:19] Character Signs
    Chikaishi Chisato
[01:21] Character Signs
    Shiramine Shirou
[01:21] Character Signs
    Osanai Osamu
SIGN    Kettle
SIGN    The Scent of Cherry Blossoms
SIGN    "The Scent of Cherry Blossoms."
[02:29] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Huh?
[02:34] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Where am I?
[02:37] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Wait... This is where we part?
[02:41] (Flashback) Kazuya
    No!
[02:45] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Don't go!
[02:48] Kazuya
    Don't go!
[02:54] Chisato
    Eek!
[02:58] Chisato
    How could you, you perv?!
[03:00] Chisato
    This is what I get for trying to
    wake you from a bad dream?!
SIGN    Chikaishi Chisato
[03:04] Kazuya
    Ouch...
SIGN    Kagami Kazuya
[03:05] Kazuya
    What was that for?
[03:07] Chisato
    I could ask you the same thing!
[03:09] Kazuya
    White, huh?
[03:10] ---
    Unbelievable!
[03:11] Chisato
    Groping a classmate's chest wasn't enough?
[03:14] Chisato
    You had to look directly up her skirt, too?!
[03:16] Chisato
    Have you any shame or decency?!
SIGN    Shiramine Shirou
SIGN    Osanai Osamu
[03:17] Shiro
    Once she gets going,
    she'll be at it for an hour.
[03:19] Chisato
    Take a long, hard look at your life!
[03:21] Osame
    Getting lectured by a braided,
    bespectacled class representative...
[03:23] Chisato
    It may be after school, but that doesn't mean
[03:24] Osame
    Some of us would pay to experience that.
[03:25] Chisato
    you can nap in the classroom like a layabout!
[03:28] Chisato
    As a student, your first priority
    is your academic pursuits...
[03:32] Kazuya
    Finally got away...
[03:40] Kazuya
    Chisato's lectures feel like
    they last forever.
[03:47] Kazuya
    That dream...
[04:01] Kazuya
    So it's even showing up in my dreams now.
[04:04] Kazuya
    This kimono sash, or obi,
    belonged to my late mother.
[04:07] Kazuya
    While I don't remember her all that well...
[04:11] Kazuya
    I keep her obi, with its familiar,
    comforting scent, near me at all times.
[04:20] Kazuya
    The scent of cherry blossoms...
[04:24] Kazuya
    Well, better get going
    before Chisato finds me.
[04:34] Kazuya
    A wig?
[04:37] Kazuya
    I don't remember that being here.
[04:47] Kazuya
    What the—?!
[04:49] Chisato
    Where did Kazuya-kun go?
[04:52] Chisato
    I was going to walk home with him...
[04:55] Kazuya
    Help!
[04:59] Kazuya
    Stop!
[05:05] Kazuya
    Wh-What is that thing?!
[05:07] Kiriha
    An amasogi.
[05:10] Kiriha
    Hark. Here it comes!
[05:14] Kazuya
    Wha... Huh?
[05:18] Kazuya
    Oh...
[05:20] Kazuya
    Well... I guess I'm dead.
[05:25] Kiriha
    Fool!
[05:56] Kiriha
    It has been a long time, Kazuya.
[06:03] Kazuya
    Who are you?
[06:06] Kiriha
    You little...
[06:08] Kiriha
    ingrate!
[06:18] Kiriha
    Aha. Look who has come.
[06:23] Kazuya
    Look, something crazy dangerous
    is going on around here.
[06:27] Kazuya
    You'd better get away, fast!
[06:28] Kiriha
    Kazuya...
[06:30] Kiriha
    that is the host.
[06:40] Kiriha
    Do not covet the possessions of others.
[06:44] Kiriha
    This one belongs to me, fool.
[06:49] Kazuya
    I belong to you?
[06:51] Kiriha
    I saved your life—twice.
[06:53] Kiriha
    Do not complain.
[06:56] Kazuya
    First I get attacked by a youkai,
[06:58] Kazuya
    now I get made into the underling of one?
[07:03] Kiriha
    Who are you calling a youkai, imbecile?!
[07:06] Kiriha
    I am a tsukumogami!
[07:08] Kazuya
    Same difference!
[07:09] Kiriha
    What did you say, idiot?!
[07:11] Host
    Kazuya-san...
[07:12] Kazuya
    No!
[07:14] Kiriha
    This is your hour of reckoning, Kazuya.
[07:16] Kiriha
    Agree to serve me, and I can save you.
[07:18] Kazuya
    Fine!
[07:20] Kazuya
    I'll be your servant or whatever
    you want, just save me!
[07:24] Kiriha
    I accept!
[07:27] Host
    Kazuya-san...
[07:30] Kiriha
    You must get past me first!
[07:33] Kiriha
    Obi Strike!
[07:35] Kiriha
    Followed by... an Obi Slam!
[07:40] Kazuya
    Amazing...
[07:42] Kazuya
    But you're going to kill her doing that!
[07:46] Kiriha
    It won't perish so easily.
[07:48] Kiriha
    See?
[08:05] Kiriha
    Take this!
[08:08] Kiriha
    Once more!
[08:19] Kiriha
    It seems your desire is quite strong.
[08:22] Kiriha
    But giving rise to an amasogi,
[08:24] Kiriha
    and then losing control to it
    won't grant your wish.
[08:27] Kiriha
    Return to your senses.
[08:30] Kiriha
    Be not a slave to your emotions.
[08:32] Kiriha
    You must rebuke the amasogi yourself.
[08:35] Kiriha
    That way, your atonement shall be mild.
[08:41] Host
    If I can't have him...
[08:44] Host
    I'll destroy him!
[08:46] Kiriha
    Shield Weave!
[08:49] Kiriha
    Kazuya!
[08:52] Kazuya
    I-I'm okay! It just grazed me.
[08:57] Kiriha
    You have exhausted my mercy!
[09:08] Kiriha
    You and that amasogi can
    be skewered together!
SIGN    Spiral
[09:14] Kiriha
    Spiral Weave!
SIGN    Spiral Weave
[09:18] Kazuya
    Don't!
[09:27] Kiriha
    You ought be grateful to Kazuya.
[09:36] Kazuya
    So she was wearing that wig...
[09:40] Kazuya
    Why'd she attack me, though?
[09:43] Kiriha
    The wig became possessed by
    your classmate's feelings for you.
[09:47] Kiriha
    turning it into an amasogi.
[09:50] Kazuya
    An amasogi?
[09:51] Kiriha
    Something born of the desire to have you.
[09:54] Kiriha
    A sort of instant tsukumogami, you could say.
[09:57] Kiriha
    It then took control of this one.
[10:00] Kiriha
    If you had been captured...
[10:02] Kiriha
    every orifice on your body may have been
    violated till its lust was appeased.
[10:07] Kazuya
    Every orifice?
[10:09] Kazuya
    S-Still, I gotta say, being liked
    that much by a girl is pretty...
[10:15] Kiriha
    Just so you know, that one is a boy.
[10:19] Kazuya
    No way!
[10:22] Kazuya
    A-Anyway, could you
    explain exactly what just—
[10:27] Kazuya
    Huh?
[10:28] Teacher
    You there!
[10:30] Teacher
    What are you doing here
    this late after hours?!
[10:33] Kazuya
    Sorry! This, uh, girl fainted and...
[10:36] Teacher
    What?! Did you do this?!
[10:38] Kazuya
    No, I didn't do anything!
[10:46] Kazuya
    I'm home...
[10:47] Kasumi
    Welcome home, Ya-kun!
[10:49] Kasumi
    I've drawn a bath! We can share it!
[10:51] Kazuya
    No thanks. I'm not a kid anymore!
[11:05] Kazuya
    I honestly can't remember her...
[11:08] Kazuya
    That girl who saved me...
[11:12] Kazuya
    Who was she, anyway?
[11:14] Kazuya
    She seemed to know me, yet...
[11:17] Kazuya
    nothing rings a bell.
[11:20] Kazuya
    She said she was a tsukumogami...
SIGN    Tsukumogami: After a long period of time...
    becomes a youkai...
[11:27] Kazuya
    "Not a youkai," my foot.
[11:30] Kazuya
    After I fell off the roof, I couldn't find
    my mom's obi, no matter where I looked.
[11:37] Kazuya
    Which means she must be...
[11:42] (Flashback) Kazuya
    No...
[11:44] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Don't go!
[11:53] Kazuya
    That dream again...
[12:15] Kiriha
    Tsugumomo!
[12:20] Kiriha
    This is Tsugumomo!
[12:25] Kasumi
    Ya-kun!
[12:27] Kasumi
    Are you okay?!
[12:29] (Flashback) ---
    Hup!
[12:35] Kasumi
    Huh?
[12:36] Kazuya
    I-It's nothing.
[12:38] Kasumi
    Huh? But you let out an awful scream...
[12:41] Kazuya
    Really, it's no big deal! I just...
[12:43] Kazuya
    I just slipped and fell a bit!
[12:45] Kasumi
    Really? Well, okay, then.
[12:47] Kazuya
    Yeah, seriously! I'm fine now!
[12:54] Kazuya
    So, uh...
[12:57] Kiriha
    You imbecile!
[12:59] Kiriha
    Is that any way to treat your savior?!
[13:02] Kazuya
    But if my sister finds out—
[13:10] Kiriha
    Ahem...
[13:11] Kiriha
    Rude as your lack of memory of me may be,
[13:14] Kiriha
    I shall graciously explain, in detail.
[13:17] Kiriha
    To start with, I am...
[13:18] Kazuya
    A tsukumogami born from
    a kimono's obi, right?
[13:21] Kiriha
    What, have you remembered?
[13:24] Kazuya
    No, but it was the logical conclusion.
[13:27] Kazuya
    The obi-like cloths that sprang
    out of my backpack
[13:30] Kazuya
    and the girl that appeared out of them.
[13:34] Kazuya
    And the same scent of cherry
    blossoms as my mom's obi.
[13:40] Kazuya
    Plus, the obi went missing from my bag.
[13:43] Kazuya
    What else could you be but
    the tsukumogami of that obi?
[13:48] Kiriha
    Well answered, for a fool.
[13:51] Kiriha
    Indeed.
[13:52] Kiriha
    The finger-woven pure silk
    ceremonial obi, Ayasakura.
[13:56] Kiriha
    I am its tsukumogami... Kiriha.
[14:00] Kiriha
    And you shall address me
    with a -sama on the end!
[14:02] Kiriha
    Got it, servant?
[14:04] Kazuya
    "Servant"?
[14:06] Kazuya
    Listen, Kiriha...san.
[14:09] Kiriha
    I told you to use -sama!
[14:10] Kazuya
    Of course, I'm grateful to you
    for saving my life.
[14:15] Kazuya
    But...
[14:16] Kazuya
    I don't think that deal was valid,
    given your threat and my position.
[14:20] Kazuya
    And besides, the obi belongs to me.
[14:24] Kazuya
    If anything, I'd be the master...
[14:29] Kazuya
    Forget I said anything.
[14:31] Kiriha
    Very good!
[14:32] Kiriha
    In that case, time for your
    first task, my servant.
SIGN    Now Selling Chilled Noodles!
[14:39] Clerk
    Welcome!
SIGN    Chocolate Snack
    Mushroom Kingdom
SIGN    Dorayaki
[14:42] SFX
    Sweets!
[14:43] Kazuya
    Will that do?
[14:45] Kiriha
    Yay, sweets!
[14:49] Kiriha
    You forgot the pudding!
[14:53] Kiriha
    When I ask for sweets
    I obviously mean pudding!
[14:55] Kazuya
    How was I supposed to know?!
[14:57] Kiriha
    What?! You owe an apology
    to the god of pudding!
[15:00] Kazuya
    So you'll still eat them.
SIGN    Now Selling Chilled Noodles!
[15:02] Clerk
    Welcome!
[15:04] SFX
    Pudding!
[15:09] Kiriha
    That's the ticket!
[15:10] Kiriha
    Delectable!
[15:12] Kiriha
    Pud-pud-pudding! Tasty pudding!
[15:16] Kiriha
    Wherefore art thou pudding?
[15:17] Kazuya
    You could have just asked
    for pudding to begin with.
[15:23] Kiriha
    Pud-pud-pudding! Pudding!
[15:23] Kazuya
    Well, I'm going downstairs for dinner.
[15:27] Kazuya
    Try and keep it down, okay?
[15:29] Kiriha
    Aye, you are dismissed!
[15:35] Kazuya
    Thanks for the food.
[15:36] Kasumi
    Eat up!
[15:37] Kasumi
    I made enough for seconds.
[15:39] Kazuya
    Okay.
[15:41] Kasumi
    By the way, Ya-kun, you were sure
    making a lot of noise today.
[15:45] Kasumi
    Rein it in a bit, or you'll
    bother the neighbors.
[15:48] Kazuya
    R-Right...
[15:50] Kazuya
    Man, these boiled veggies are great!
[15:52] Kasumi
    Really? I'm glad you like it!
[15:55] Kasumi
    Hm? Did I just hear laughter?
[15:58] Kazuya
    I-It's probably just the TV...
[16:00] Inoue Kikuko
    I'm seventeen years old!
[16:02] Kiriha
    Oh, please!
[16:03] Kazuya
    Anyway, how long was Dad's
    business trip again?
[16:07] Kasumi
    A bit longer? It seems he's still busy.
[16:13] Kiriha
    Damn it all!
    That combo is practically cheating!
[16:17] Kasumi
    You're sure that's not someone upstairs?
[16:19] Kazuya
    Wow, the miso soup is great, too!
[16:21] Kazuya
    You can really taste the stock...
[16:23] Kasumi
    What's wrong, Ya-kun?
    You're acting kind of weird.
[16:27] Kasumi
    Have you finally realized
    how attractive I am?!
[16:30] Kasumi
    Do you want to marry me now?!
[16:32] Kazuya
    Uh, I'm not so sure about that...
[16:34] Announcer
    You lose!
[16:37] Kiriha
    Oh, I am done!
[16:39] Kiriha
    Ducking all the damn time! Why don't
    you go home and be a family man?!
[16:43] Kiriha
    Anything else interesting around here?
[16:51] Kiriha
    Ah, yes. It has been too long since my last.
[16:54] Kazuya
    I'm turning into a nervous wreck down here...
[16:57] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san? Could you please keep it down?
[17:02] Kazuya
    Huh?
[17:05] Kazuya
    Where'd she go?
[17:08] Kazuya
    Did she leave already?
[17:13] Kasumi
    Ya-kun, go ahead and take your bath!
[17:16] Kazuya
    Okay!
[17:19] Kasumi
    I'll join you in a second!
[17:21] Kazuya
    Please don't!
[17:30] Kazuya
    Where did Kiriha-san vanish off to?
[17:32] Kazuya
    Is she prowling for more snacks?
[17:35] Kazuya
    Let's just hope she doesn't run
    into my sister while she's at it.
[17:49] Sign
    Possibility one.
SIGN    Response 1
[17:50] Kiriha
    Kazuya, you pervert!
[17:52] Kazuya
    Possibility two.
SIGN    Response 2
[17:52] Kiriha
    You have some nerve to try
    to peep on me in the bath!
[17:56] Kazuya
    I swear. I-I didn't do it on purpose.
[18:03] Kiriha
    What are you doing?
[18:05] Kazuya
    Y-Yes?!
[18:07] Kiriha
    You are here to wash my back, yes?
[18:09] Kiriha
    Get to it, then.
[18:15] Kazuya
    So she took the third option.
[18:18] Kiriha
    There, that's the spot. Keep it up.
[18:23] Kiriha
    Well done! My turn.
[18:25] Kiriha
    Go on.
[18:26] Kazuya
    Hey!
[18:27] Kiriha
    You are fortunate, Kazuya!
[18:29] Kiriha
    You have the privilege to be
    washed by me tonight!
[18:32] Kazuya
    That's fine! You don't have to!
[18:33] Kiriha
    Why are you so embarrassed?
[18:35] Kiriha
    We used to bathe together all the time...
[18:38] Kazuya
    Th-That was a long time ago!
[18:40] Kazuya
    Even if I don't remember it...
[18:55] Kazuya
    It's true, though.
[18:57] Kazuya
    This feels familiar.
[19:05] Kiriha
    You have certainly grown, Kazuya...
[19:09] Kiriha
    You were this little once!
[19:11] Kazuya
    Come on, don't be silly.
[19:13] Kiriha
    Your dick, of course.
[19:15] Kiriha
    And firm and proud it stands!
[19:17] Kiriha
    Has my nude form aroused you?
[19:18] Kazuya
    No! That's not—
[19:20] Kazuya
    Don't look!
[19:23] Kiriha
    What, still hiding its head in that hood?
[19:26] Kiriha
    Here, allow me.
[19:28] Kazuya
    Huh? Wha—
[19:29] Kiriha
    Come on already!
[19:30] Kazuya
    S-Stop!
[19:37] Kiriha
    You act like a ninny
    over something trivial.
[19:40] Kazuya
    It's a very delicate matter,
    involving a very delicate body part!
[19:45] Kiriha
    Not very manly, are you?
[19:48] Kiriha
    Oh, look at the time.
[19:50] Kiriha
    Let's head to bed, Kazuya.
[19:52] Kazuya
    Oh, I'll go get the guest futon.
[19:57] Kiriha
    Why?
[19:59] Kazuya
    Huh?
[20:03] Kazuya
    Huh?!
[20:06] Kazuya
    This isn't a good idea...
[20:09] Kazuya
    Boys and girls past a certain age...
[20:11] Kazuya
    shouldn't... well...
[20:14] Kiriha
    But nothing has changed.
    We always slept together, did we not?
[20:21] Kazuya
    Come to think of it, you're right.
[20:23] Kazuya
    Well, good night, then.
[20:25] Kiriha
    Aye. Good night.
[20:37] Kazuya
    She appeared so suddenly.
[20:39] Kazuya
    Just when I thought she'd saved me,
    she starts calling me her servant.
[20:44] Kazuya
    Now she seems to have
    made herself at home.
[20:47] Kazuya
    And yet... for some reason,
    this all feels perfectly natural.
[20:54] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san sleeping beside me,
    with her comforting, familiar scent.
[21:10] Kazuya
    How am I supposed to sleep like this?!
[21:33] Kokuyo
    The malison has grown slightly denser.
[21:37] Kokuyo
    What shall we do?
[21:39] Kukuri
    Ain't no need to rush it.
[21:42] Kukuri
    'Specially so soon after that incident.
[21:44] Kukuri
    For now, let's keep an eye on things.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] Kazuya
    My childhood friend Chisato and I end
    up trapped in the school's library.
[23:25] Kazuya
    Our search for the cause gets us dragged
    into an even more bizarre situation.
[23:29] ---
    Next time, Tsugumomo Chapter 2:
    "The Library and the Childhood Friend."
SIGN    The Library and the Childhood Friend
SIGN    Don't miss it!
[23:33] ---
    Don't miss it!

Season 1

E2 - The Library and the Childhood Friend

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[00:14] K2
    Kazuya!
[00:18] K2
    Come, it is morning.
[00:24] K2
    Honestly, sleeping later than
    your master? How impudent.
[00:38] K1
    Cut it out, Sis...
[00:40] K1
    I barely got any sleep because
    of that weird youkai...
[00:46] K2
    Who are you calling a weird youkai...
[00:49] K2
    you hooded dingus!
SIGN    Amasogi:
SIGN    A quick-forming tsukumogami that comes to life after a relatively short time,
SIGN    causing supernatural phenomena with little restraint.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[01:23] Character Signs
    Kiriha
[01:27] Character Signs
    Kagami Kazuya
[01:32] Character Signs
    Kokuyou
[01:32] Character Signs
    Kukuri
[01:35] Character Signs
    Chikaishi Chisato
[01:36] Character Signs
    Shiramine Shirou
[01:36] Character Signs
    Osanai Osamu
SIGN    Kettle
SIGN    The Library and the Childhood Friend
SIGN    "The Library and the Childhood Friend."
[02:42] K1
    I can still make it in time!
[02:44] K1
    As long as I haven't been
    called for attendance yet...
[02:48] K1
    I'm barely in the clear!
[02:52] Teacher
    Not by a long shot.
[03:00] Chi
    You've let yourself go!
[03:03] Chi
    Being tardy is an insult to the very
    foundations of wholesome academic life!
[03:08] Chi
    Think about what you've done!
[03:09] (K1
    But there was this youkai, see...
[03:09] Shiro
    They're at it again.
[03:12] Yama
    The class rep is stern as ever
    with our esteemed Kagami.
[03:12] (Chi
    Don't make up childish excuses!
[03:14] (K1
    Okay...
[03:16] Chi
    Are you even listening?!
[03:16] K1
    This is all Kiriha-san's fault.
[03:21] (Flashback) K1
    It's already past eight!
    I know I set my alarm clock!
[03:25] (Flashback) K2
    Oh, that thing?
[03:27] (Flashback) K2
    It rang most obnoxiously, so I silenced it.
[03:30] (Flashback) K1
    You dummy!
[03:33] (Flashback) K1
    I'm heading out!
[03:34] (Flashback) K2
    Aye!
[03:37] (Flashback) K1
    Why are you following me?!
[03:39] (Flashback) K2
    A servant can't simply run
    off without his master.
[03:42] (Flashback) K2
    Besides, we've never been apart before.
[03:44] (Flashback) K1
    That was when you were an obi!
[03:47] K1
    This is bad.
[03:48] K1
    If she takes this "servant"
    business to school...
[03:52] (Flashback) K2
    Servant! Servant!
[03:54] (Flashback) (Girls
    Oh my God, do you see that?
SIGN    Kagami Kazuya Opinion Poll
SIGN    Pretty Cool
SIGN    Not cool
SIGN    Scrub
[03:56] K1
    Kagami Kazuya Inc.'s stocks will crash!
[03:59] (Flashback) K1
    Fine. I'll take you to school.
[04:03] (Flashback) K2
    But of course.
[04:04] (Flashback) K1
    Though, if I can humbly make a request...
[04:09] (Flashback) K2
    I am an obi again. Will that do?
[04:11] (Flashback) K1
    Perfectly! Thank you so much.
[04:14] (Flashback) K1
    Now, let me put you in
    a bag to keep you clean.
[04:17] (Flashback) K2
    A commendable precaution!
[04:18] (Flashback) K1
    And in this box, so you won't
    get damaged from being jostled!
[04:22] (Flashback) K2
    How considerate!
[04:23] (Flashback) K1
    Lastly, I'll tie up the box
    so it won't open if dropped!
[04:27] (Flashback) K2
    Awfully thorough, aren't you?
[04:29] (Flashback) K1
    Okay, I'm heading out!
[04:30] (Flashback) K2
    Aye. Take care!
[04:33] (Flashback) K2
    Kazuya!
[04:39] K1
    Serves her right! That stupid youkai.
[04:41] Shiro
    What, remember a joke or something?
[04:44] Yama
    Perhaps the class rep wrung him out too hard.
[04:47] K1
    Sorry, it's nothing!
[04:49] Shiro
    Anyway, like I was saying...
[04:52] Shiro
    they say that after school, when hardly
    anyone's around, a ghost will appear!
[04:58] Yama
    How incredibly unrealistic.
[04:59] Shiro
    But there have been multiple eyewitnesses!
[05:02] Shiro
    Saying they saw a weird, hairy
    thing or a giant slug!
[05:06] Yama
    That sounds more like some kind of
    unidentified animal than a ghost.
SIGN    That
[05:11] K1
    They're probably talking about that*...*
[05:13] Shiro
    Kazuya, are you even listening?
[05:15] K1
    Sorry, I was zoning out!
[05:17] Shiro
    What I'm saying is, this is the
    perfect time for a test of courage!
[05:21] Shiro
    Invite a cute girl to wander
    the dark hallways, just the two of you!
[05:25] Shiro
    Huddled up close—holding hands, even!
[05:25] Sign
    Top 4 Hottest Girls in the Grade
    Misago Misako-san
[05:28] Shiro
    If you're lucky, a kiss!
[05:29] Shiro
    If you're sly, a fondle!
[05:31] Shiro
    Play it right, and sweet Eden awaits!
[05:33] Shiro
    Go, go, go!
[05:36] Shiro
    Now that's what I call adolescence!
SIGN    Swift
SIGN    Death
SIGN    to Evil
[05:42] K1
    What did I do?
[05:44] Chi
    That's your idea of adolescence?
[05:46] Chi
    Instead of plotting such ridiculous schemes,
[05:49] Chi
    you should be double-checking
    your reports that are due fifth period.
[05:53] K1
    Reports?
[05:54] ---
    I totally forgot!
[05:55] K1
    Please, Osamu! Let me copy yours!
[05:58] Yama
    Certainly, in exchange for
    20 pages of screentone.
[06:00] Chi
    Copy?
[06:04] Chi
    Copy what, exactly?
[06:06] Chi
    We still have lunch!
    I'll even join you, but do it yourself!
[06:10] K1
    No!
[06:13] Shiro
    Forgive us, Kazuya.
    There's nothing we can do.
[06:15] Yama
    Amen.
SIGN    Library
[06:22] K1
    There's no way I'll finish in time.
[06:24] K1
    Let me copy yours.
[06:25] Chi
    It's plenty doable!
[06:27] Chi
    Move your hands, not your mouth!
[06:29] K1
    But...
[06:31] Chi
    And that one's incorrect!
[06:33] Chi
    How could Prince Shotoku have been
    a Warring States warlord?
[06:38] K1
    Fine, I'll do it. Happy?
[06:41] Chi
    Very good.
[06:55] K1
    Did I get something else wrong?
[06:56] Chi
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[06:59] Chi
    I just remembered how
    I used to help you study.
[07:02] K1
    Oh, that's right! You used
    to come over and tutor me.
[07:08] K1
    Thank you for your assistance.
[07:10] Chi
    Well, you're quite welcome.
[07:12] K1
    I was falling behind back then,
    so you were a huge help.
[07:15] Chi
    And you're all caught up now?
[07:18] K1
    Sorry, I guess I'm not much better.
[07:33] Chi
    Well...
[07:35] Chi
    if you wouldn't mind...
[07:38] Chi
    I could come to your house again...
[07:42] Chi
    and help you study?
[07:45] Chi
    I mean, I do enjoy teaching others and all.
[07:49] K1
    Really? Sure, I'd be...
[07:55] K1
    Actually, maybe not now!
[07:57] Chi
    R-Really?
[07:58] Chi
    Sorry for being so meddlesome.
[08:01] K1
    Oh, no, not at all!
[08:03] K1
    Oh, that was the last page.
[08:06] K1
    I finished the report,
    so I'll go put the books back.
[08:08] Chi
    Good job.
[08:11] Chi
    I'll head back to class.
[08:14] K1
    Sure. Thanks, Chisato!
[08:33] Chi
    Huh?
[08:35] K1
    Let's see...
[08:37] K2
    There you are.
[08:42] K2
    Ka...zu...ya...
[08:52] Chi
    Kazuya-kun? Is something wrong?
[08:57] K1
    Nothing at all.
[08:58] Chi
    What happened to your face?!
[09:00] K1
    It's okay. Yeah.
[09:02] K1
    I'm fine, actually.
[09:04] K1
    Anyway, weren't you going back to class?
[09:08] Chi
    I was, but the door wouldn't open.
[09:17] ---
    Open!
[09:20] Chi
    The windows won't open, either!
[09:25] K1
    Both the windows and the doors.
    Every exit has been cut off.
[09:29] K1
    Which means...
[09:32] K1
    we're trapped in here?
[09:40] Kiriha
    Tsugumomo!
[09:46] Chi
    This is Tsugumomo.
[09:57] K1
    Nothing's working.
[10:00] K1
    We can't even break the doors or windows,
    much less open them.
[10:04] Chi
    This is bad.
[10:08] K2
    You seem to be in quite the quandary, Kazuya.
[10:12] K2
    Your due comeuppance for
    trying to leave me behind!
[10:16] K1
    Not wearing any...?
[10:20] K1
    Wait over there a second, Chisato!
[10:24] ---
    Right...
[10:30] K2
    What is this? Feeling amorous
    this early in the day?
[10:33] K1
    N-No! I told you not to come out!
[10:37] K1
    Wait, are you doing
    this to get back at me?!
[10:42] K2
    I'd hardly bother with such roundabout means.
[10:48] K2
    You should know I'd simply beat you silly!
[10:51] K1
    That's true...
[10:53] K2
    Anyway, should misfortune
    befall you around here,
[10:56] K2
    it is safe to assume
    a tsukumogami is the cause.
[10:59] K1
    A tsukumogami? Like you?
[11:06] K2
    Not like me at all, imbecile!
[11:09] K2
    Listen well. Tsukumogami generally
    fall into two categories.
[11:13] K2
    Some, like myself,
[11:14] K2
    arise from objects or tools after
    many years, and are known as "tsugumomo".
[11:20] K2
    In contrast, that which
    attacked you yesterday,
[11:23] K2
    was a sort of tsukumogami that arises quickly
    from human emotions, known as "amasogi".
[11:30] K2
    Tsugumomo have fully-developed
    consciousnesses,
[11:33] K2
    and are enlightened creatures. Like myself.
[11:36] K1
    Uh-huh...
[11:37] K2
    But amasogi are like newborn babies.
[11:41] K2
    Thus, they tend to
    cause problems like this.
[11:45] K2
    We shall need help to resolve this.
[11:47] K2
    That girl will do nicely.
[11:49] K1
    Huh?!
[11:50] K1
    Wait a second!
[11:57] K2
    Your patience was appreciated, girl.
[12:00] Chi
    It's nice to meet you. I'm Chikaishi Chisato.
[12:03] K2
    Right. I'm Kiriha the tsukumoga—
[12:07] K1
    That's not right! Do it like we agreed.
[12:09] K2
    Fo demanfing...
[12:12] K2
    Uh, I am Kazuya's... cousin? Here to...
[12:17] K2
    check? Check out the school.
[12:19] K2
    Uh, my name is Obina Kiriha.
    Nice to meet you.
[12:23] Chi
    A likely story.
[12:24] K1
    So um, Kiriha-san loves occult stuff,
    and knows a lot about strange phenomena.
[12:30] K1
    She said she could help us find a way out!
[12:34] Chi
    I see.
[12:38] Chi
    In other words...
[12:40] Chi
    this supernatural situation is being
    caused by one of these "amasogi"?
[12:44] K2
    Exactly! You're quite a sharp girl.
[12:47] K2
    Now, to address our escape.
[12:51] K2
    Clearly, smashing doors and windows was all
    your imbecile mind could imagine,
[12:56] K2
    but I'm more clever than that.
[12:57] K1
    Yeah, sure.
[13:01] K2
    We'll use these.
[13:05] K1
    What are they?
[13:06] K2
    Kimono clasps interwoven with my hair.
[13:09] K2
    They should react to amasogi,
    tsugumomo, or any other spirits.
[13:13] K1
    And we can find the amasogi with this?
[13:16] K2
    That's right.
[13:17] K2
    This was caused by something around
    here being animated by a wish.
[13:22] K2
    Once we learn that wish,
    the resolution may prove simple.
[13:26] Chi
    Who would benefit from
    trapping us in the library?
[13:31] K1
    I can't think of anyone.
[13:33] K2
    Further speculation won't get us anywhere.
[13:36] K2
    Now, get looking!
[13:38] K1
    Yeah, all right.
[13:50] Chi
    I found it!
[13:53] K2
    Already, eh?
[13:54] Chi
    I think it's this book.
[13:58] K1
    Mine detects something, too!
[14:00] K2
    Another book? Are there two amasogis?
SIGN    Of course! I get it now!
SIGN    Sleep Well, Grow Well!
SIGN    Easy tips for getting taller
SIGN    The never-before-revealed secret to growth
SIGN    Yabuki Jouji
[14:05] K1
    This one, too!
[14:07] Chi
    And this one!
[14:08] K1
    And another!
[14:09] Chi
    This one, too!
[14:10] K1
    Even this one!
[14:11] Chi
    It keeps going off!
[14:14] K1
    Kiriha-san, they seem to be
    reacting to everything.
[14:19] K2
    Well, in that case,
[14:21] K2
    any means shall do if we can escape.
[14:25] K2
    So we'll just smash the door down!
[14:28] K1
    We're back to that?!
[14:32] K2
    Spiral Weave!
[14:38] K1
    I'll explain everything later.
[14:41] K2
    Look! I am nearly through the barrier!
[15:00] K1
    What in the world?
[15:06] K2
    Well, now! It seems the
    entire study is the amasogi!
[15:11] K2
    Get back!
[15:13] K1
    Come on!
[15:16] K2
    Shield Weave!
[15:19] K1
    Kiriha-san, above you!
SIGN    Sledgehammer
[15:27] K2
    Sledgehammer Weave!
SIGN    Sledgehammer Weave
[15:32] K2
    Is that all you have?
[15:34] K1
    Kiriha-san!
[15:44] K2
    Ready to play, huh?
[15:49] K2
    Run, Kazuya!
[16:01] K2
    This way!
[16:23] K2
    They're only targeting me?
[16:37] Chi
    Looks like it stopped chasing us.
[16:42] K2
    Most disappointing! I was
    hoping for a bit more fun!
[16:50] K1
    You just had to open your mouth!
[16:52] K2
    Seems it wishes to have more fun, too.
[17:05] K2
    The books protected the girl?
[17:07] K2
    That's it!
[17:17] K2
    Kazuya!
[17:19] K2
    Think back on your conversation
    with the girl since coming to this study!
[17:23] K1
    Wh-Why now?
[17:25] K2
    H-Hurry!
[17:26] K1
    Uh, well, Chisato took me to the library...
[17:30] K2
    Aye!
[17:32] K1
    And she brought books from the shelves...
[17:35] K2
    And then?!
[17:38] K1
    And I mistook Prize Sudoku
    for a Warring States warlord!
[17:41] Chi
    It was Prince Shotoku!
[17:43] K2
    Doesn't matter! What else?!
[17:45] K1
    And then...
[17:47] K1
    she asked to come to my house
    to help me study, and I refused!
[17:50] K2
    That's it!
[17:55] K1
    Kiriha-san!
[17:57] K2
    Th-This thing's host is that girl!
[18:01] K1
    Chisato?
[18:03] K1
    What do you mean?!
[18:04] K2
    Slow to catch on, aren't you?
[18:06] K2
    Desires are what give birth to amasogi!
[18:09] K2
    So grant her desire!
[18:11] K1
    Chisato's desire?
[18:14] K1
    Of course.
[18:16] K1
    Chisato!
[18:16] Chi
    Y-Yes?
[18:22] K1
    Would you...
[18:24] K1
    come by my house sometime, to tutor me?
[18:31] Chi
    Sure.
[18:55] ---
    We're back?
[18:58] K2
    Well, well. You ought be thankful I was here!
[19:02] K1
    Thank you, Kiriha-san.
[19:05] K1
    I think I understand amasogi
    a little better now.
[19:08] K2
    A good experience, then.
[19:11] K1
    And, Chisato...
[19:13] Chi
    Y-Yes?
[19:15] K1
    I'm sorry I didn't realize
    how you felt sooner.
[19:20] Chi
    How I... feel?
[19:23] K1
    Chisato...
[19:24] K1
    you really love teaching people, don't you?
[19:31] K2
    Honestly, Kazuya...
[19:32] K1
    Crap, we've got two minutes
    till fifth period!
[19:34] Chi
    Oh, no! My perfect attendance record!
[19:47] Chisato
    Thanks for having me.
[19:52] Chisato
    Kazuya-kun?
[19:55] Chisato
    Huh?
[19:57] Chisato
    Kazuya-kun, I'm coming in.
[20:03] Chisato
    Caught in the very act!
[20:04] K1
    Ow!
[20:06] Chi
    How shameless! And obscene!
[20:09] K1
    Chisato? Why are you—
[20:11] Chi
    You asked to study at one o'clock!
[20:14] K1
    Oh, right. My alarm—
[20:16] K1
    Again?!
SIGN    Clock #2
[20:18] K2
    What's all the fuss?
[20:20] Chi
    I brought these. Help yourself.
[20:24] K2
    Well done!
[20:26] Chi
    Kazuya-kun, Kiriha-san,
    I'm sorry about yesterday.
[20:32] Chi
    I still can't believe it happened,
    not to mention that it was my fault...
[20:37] K2
    No need to blame yourself, Chisato.
[20:40] K2
    There was another, bigger cause—
[20:43] K2
    malison.
[20:44] Chi
    "Malison"?
[20:45] K1
    What's malison?
[20:47] K2
    Let's see...
SIGN    Malison
[20:49] K2
    You might say malison is
    the distortions in reality—the gaps.
[20:52] K2
    Perhaps the root of all creation,
[20:54] K2
    or the remnants of it.
[20:56] K1
    I don't follow at all...
[20:58] K2
    I'm not surprised.
[20:59] K2
    It exists everywhere, like air,
[21:01] K2
    but it reacts to people's wills,
    warping the laws of reality.
[21:05] K2
    In theory, with the power of malison,
[21:08] K2
    one could shape the world to one's will.
[21:10] K1
    Seriously? You could do anything?
[21:13] K2
    At its normal density,
    malison's effects are limited.
[21:17] K2
    But think about how bizarre
    what happened yesterday was.
[21:21] Chi
    You mean the library incident was caused
    by abnormally high-density malison?
[21:25] K2
    Precisely.
[21:27] K2
    But it's rare that sufficient malison
    accumulates in one place
[21:31] K2
    to produce an amasogi that powerful.
[21:34] K1
    Then why did it happen?
[21:36] K2
    The local god who oversees
    this area is at fault.
[21:39] K1
    Local god?
[21:41] K2
    Aye.
[21:41] K2
    It's all that idiot Kukuri's fault.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:21] Kazuya
    A mysterious priestess named
    Kokuyou takes us to a shrine,
[23:27] Kazuya
    where a god in a Noh mask awaits us!
[23:29] ---
    Next time, Tsugumomo
    Chapter 3: "Kukuri-hime."
SIGN    Kukuri-hime
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!

Season 1

E3 - Kukuri-hime

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[00:03] Kokuyo
    You there.
[00:08] Shirou
    Th... They're huge!
[00:14] Kokuyo
    You are Kagami Kazuya, are you not?
[00:17] Shirou
    No, not me.
[00:22] Kokuyou
    But you look just like him.
[00:23] Shirou
    In what universe?
SIGN    Kagami Kazuya
[00:25] Kokuyou
    I see. I have no business with you, then.
[00:27] Shirou
    Wh-Whoa, hang on a second!
[00:29] Shirou
    I can't let a chance like this slip by!
[00:32] Kokuyou
    What is it? I am quite busy.
[00:35] Shirou
    Well...
[00:36] Shirou
    Kazuya and I are friends, actually.
[00:39] Kokuyou
    What? Take me to him, now.
[00:43] Shirou
    Sure thing! But in exchange...
SIGN    Local Gods:
SIGN    Guardians enshrined in each region,
SIGN    who enforce the laws of creation by managing malison levels.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[01:16] Character Signs
    Kiriha
[01:20] Character Signs
    Kagami Kazuya
[01:25] Character Signs
    Kokuyou
[01:25] Character Signs
    Kukuri
[01:28] Character Signs
    Chikaishi Chisato
[01:30] Character Signs
    Shiramine Shirou
[01:30] Character Signs
    Osanai Osamu
SIGN    Kettle
SIGN    Kukuri-hime
[02:29] ---
    "Kukuri-hime."
[02:40] (Flashback) Kukuri
    Should Kazuya-san awaken,
[02:42] (Flashback) Kukuri
    the situation will rapidly turn grave.
[02:44] (Flashback) Kukuri
    This necessitates emergency measures.
[02:47] (Flashback) Kiriha
    Measures...
[02:49] (Flashback) Kikuri
    I'll seal away the excess spiritual energy,
    along with all his memories of this incident.
[02:55] (Flashback) Kikuri
    That ought stabilize him.
[02:58] (Flashback) Kiriha
    Then, please!
[02:59] (Flashback) Kikuri
    The problem then becomes what happens to you.
[03:03] (Flashback) Kikuri
    A tsukumogami forgotten by its owner
[03:06] (Flashback) Kikuri
    will very quickly lose its power.
[03:09] (Flashback) Kikuri
    At worst, you might revert
    to no more than a mere obi.
[03:13] (Flashback) Kikuri
    For a tsukumogami,
    it would be akin to dying.
[03:19] (Flashback) Kiriha
    It matters not.
[03:24] Dad
    You forget anything, Kazuya?
[03:26] Dad
    Did you use the bathroom?
[03:28] Dad
    I'm gonna be home early tonight,
    so let's have dinner as a family.
[03:32] Kazuya
    Sure! I'm heading out, now.
[03:36] Kiriha
    My goodness.
[03:38] Kazuya
    What's up?
[03:40] Kiriha
    Kazuaki is quite the doting father.
[03:42] Kazuya
    I guess so.
[03:43] Kazuya
    He used to be more normal, I hear.
[03:47] Shirou
    Hey, Kazuya!
[03:50] Shirou
    Go to hell!
[03:55] Kazuya
    What was that for?!
[03:57] Shirou
    Stuff it!
[03:58] Shirou
    I had a world of trouble thanks to you!
SIGN    Yesterday
[04:02] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    Now, hurry up and tell me
    where Kagami Kazuya is.
[04:06] (Flashback) Shirou
    Take it easy. We've barely met.
[04:10] (Flashback) Shirou
    Why not chat a bit first?
[04:12] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    I must attend to my commandment
    as quickly as possible.
[04:16] (Flashback) Shirou
    Why don't you at least order something?
[04:18] (Flashback) Shirou
    My treat!
[04:25] Shirou
    Damn you, Kazuya.
[04:27] Shirou
    You could have told me
    you knew a girl like this!
[04:30] Shirou
    Even if she's a little... well, a lot weird.
[04:33] Shirou
    Her hotness more than makes up for it!
[04:36] Shirou
    Especially that chest!
[04:38] Shirou
    How glorious!
[04:40] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    It's your treat, you said?
[04:42] (Flashback) Shirou
    Sure! Order whatever you want.
[04:45] (Flashback) Waitress
    Have you decided on your order?
[04:47] (Flashback) Shirou
    Let's see...
[04:49] (Flashback) Shirou
    Bring me a sirloin steak.
[04:52] (Flashback) Waitress
    The sirloin steak, then?
[04:54] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    With both soy garlic sauce
    and tomato garlic sauces.
[04:57] (Flashback) Waitress
    Soy garlic sauce and
    tomato garlic sauce...
[04:59] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    Also, the mushroom and grated radish
    hamburger steak and a beef stew.
[05:04] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    A seafood doria and a Japanese
    teriyaki chicken doria,
[05:07] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    the shrimp and macaroni gratin,
    the deluxe beef curry,
[05:10] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    the free-range chicken cutlets,
    and the stewed flounder.
[05:12] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    Also, the tuna tataki over rice and
    extra-fluffy rice omelet with ripe tomatoes,
[05:17] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    the wild vegetable soba,
    tofu and vegetable soup...
[05:19] (Flashback) Shirou
    Wait—
[05:20] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    The Shanghai fried rice with clear sauce,
[05:22] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    the stone-baked supreme pizza...
[05:23] (Flashback) Shirou
    Whoa, hold—
[05:24] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    ...and the pappardelle
    di melanzane con pomodorini.
[05:28] (Flashback) Servers
    Here's part of your order.
[05:30] (Flashback) Servers
    Here's more of your order.
[05:32] (Flashback) Servers
    Sorry about the wait!
[05:34] (Flashback) Servers
    Here's the rest!
[06:09] (Flashback) Servers
    She finished it all!
[06:13] (Flashback) Servers
    Please, take this assortment
    of cakes as a reward.
[06:16] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    Right. Thank you.
[06:19] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    The meal was most appreciated. Farewell, now.
[06:23] (Flashback) Servers
    Thanks for dining with us!
[06:28] (Flashback) Shirou
    Well, I'd better get going—
[06:32] (Flashback) Servers
    Sir...
[06:34] Shirou
    So they took all the money I had,
[06:37] Shirou
    and on top of that, I'm in debt to Osamu now!
[06:39] Osamu
    Don't worry.
[06:40] Osamu
    You need but provide 500,000
    yen's worth of service.
[06:43] Osamu
    Erasing, screen tones...
    I've got plenty of work in mind.
[06:48] Shirou
    Right on, Osamu-sama! Just name it.
[06:52] Shirou
    After this, Shiramine Shirou
[06:54] Shirou
    was subjected to a summer
    of doujinshi creation hell.
[06:59] Kazuya
    Anyway, you said this lady
    was looking for me?
[07:02] Shirou
    I have no idea who she could be.
[07:04] Shirou
    Quit playing dumb!
    You can't deny the evidence!
[07:07] Kazuya
    So what am I supposed to say?
[07:13] (Flashback) Kukuri
    You knucklehead!
[07:15] (Flashback) Kukuri
    Ya get treated to a meal at a restaurant...
[07:18] (Flashback) Kukuri
    and ya end up forgettin' your job?!
[07:20] (Flashback) Kukuri
    You birdbrain!
[07:21] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    I'm terribly sorry.
[07:23] (Flashback) Kukuri
    Apologies ain't gonna cut it!
[07:25] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    Lately, all I've had to eat are
    edible grass and mayonnaise,
[07:30] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    with my occasional sources of protein
    being frogs, snakes, and rats.
[07:34] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    I'm afraid the vision of
    such a feast stole my heart.
[07:39] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    The cause of all our ills is
    this shrine's donation situation.
[07:42] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    Maybe if its deity were notable enough
    to have been in the Kojiki records...
[07:46] (Flashback) Kukuri
    So you're gonna go there?!
    When ya know I'm sore 'bout that?!
[07:49] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    I think you must be hearing things.
SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[07:51] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    Who would dare call you a forgettable god,
[07:54] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    barely mentioned in a single
    sentence of the Nihon Shoki?
[07:57] (Flashback) Kukuri
    You, clearly!
[07:58] (Flashback) Kukuri
    I've done had it! Just bring
    Kagami Kazuya here already!
[08:03] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    I shall.
[08:03] (Flashback) Kukuri
    Make contact after he leaves school.
[08:06] (Flashback) Kukuri
    Got it? Don't go causin' a ruckus!
[08:09] (Flashback) Kukuri
    And don't bring the washcloth girl.
[08:17] Shirou
    So that being the case...
[08:18] Shirou
    I challenge you, with lunch on the line.
[08:21] Shirou
    I'm flat broke here, man!
[08:23] Shirou
    Besides, Kasumi-san personally
    prepares your lunches, right?
[08:27] Kazuya
    What do you see in that sister of mine?
[08:30] Shirou
    Come on. Arm wrestle me.
[08:35] Kiriha
    Arm wrestling, is it?
[08:37] Kazuya
    You know about that?
[08:38] Kiriha
    Naturally! It was quite the pastime of mine.
[08:42] Students
    My lunch!
[08:44] Students
    Oh, no! Mine's gone, too!
[08:46] Students
    I was really looking forward
    to that cutlet sandwich!
[08:48] Kazuya
    What the...
[08:50] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san, you didn't—
[08:53] Kazuya
    Sorry...
[08:54] Kiriha
    As long as you understand.
[08:56] Chi
    Could it be another amasogi?
[08:58] Kazuya
    Nah, it's just a thief or something.
[09:01] Kiriha
    But what human could
    consume the lunches of so many?
[09:06] Kokuyou
    Is Kagami Kazuya in here?!
[09:08] Everyone
    Found one!
[09:09] Shirou
    Wait! That's her!
[09:12] Shirou
    The bottomless stomach!
[09:14] Kokuyou
    Who are you?
[09:15] Shirou
    The guy who paid for your meal yesterday!
[09:18] Shirou
    Pay me back! Or let me fondle your tits!
[09:20] Kokuyou
    You were most generous to me yesterday.
[09:23] Kokuyou
    But you were the one who offered to pay.
[09:25] Shirou
    Not for every item on the menu!
[09:27] Shirou
    I got screwed over because of you!
[09:29] Kokuyou
    I'm sorry to hear that.
[09:31] Kokuyou
    But I have no money.
    You may rub my breasts.
[09:34] Shirou
    Yeah, I figured,
[09:35] Shirou
    but what are cops for
    if you can talk your way—
[09:38] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    But I have no money.
    You may rub my breasts.
[09:41] Chi
    Judgment!
SIGN    Decultu—
[09:44] Kokuyou
    That matter aside,
[09:46] ---
    Kagami Kazuya, you're coming with me.
[09:48] Kazuya
    Huh?
[09:50] Kiriha
    I think not!
[09:52] Kiriha
    I can hardly have you running
    off with my servant.
[09:56] Kazuya
    You promised you wouldn't come out!
[09:58] Kokuyou
    Do not hinder my commandment,
    lowly tsukumogami.
[10:02] Kiriha
    I take it you serve her? She failed
    to teach you any manners, I see.
[10:06] Kokuyou
    I was strictly told not to bring you along.
[10:09] Kokuyou
    Begone, washcloth girl.
[10:13] Kiriha
    What did you just say?
[10:15] Kokuyou
    We have no need of you, washcloth girl.
[10:19] Kiriha
    S-So Kukuri's dog dares bark at me?!
[10:22] Kiriha
    Face me, you ogress!
[10:23] Kazuya
    Let's handle this calmly! Okay?!
[10:26] Kiriha
    Unhand me, Kazuya!
[10:29] Kokuyou
    Lost your nerve?
[10:30] Kiriha
    What?!
[10:31] Kazuya
    Easy, easy! Let's resolve
    this in a peaceful way!
[10:37] Kiriha
    I know.
[10:39] Kiriha
    You, with the demon teats.
[10:41] Kokuyou
    What is it, washcloth girl?
[10:43] Kiriha
    Let us settle this dispute
    with a bout of arm wrestling.
[10:48] Kokuyou
    Very well.
[10:56] Kokuyou
    And why must I change into this outfit?
[10:59] Shirou
    That's the official arm wrestling uniform!
[11:02] Kazuya
    So it was your idea?
[11:03] Chi
    I can't believe you're at it again—
[11:05] Kazuya
    So it'll be a single
    round of arm wrestling.
[11:08] Kazuya
    If Kiriha-san wins,
    she comes with us to the shrine.
[11:11] Kazuya
    If she loses, she has to stay here.
[11:13] Kazuya
    I can't help but notice that
    I have to go either way.
[11:17] Kiriha
    Kazuya, here.
[11:19] Kiriha
    Remove this desk. It's in the way.
[11:23] Kiriha
    Each of us may use only one arm.
[11:25] Kiriha
    Both feet must remain planted at all times.
[11:28] Kiriha
    Fail to do so and you lose.
[11:29] Kiriha
    Connect with a clean blow
    to the face and you win.
[11:32] Kiriha
    If I win, you will take me to her.
[11:36] Kokuyou
    I accept.
[11:40] Shirou
    I thought this was arm wrestling?
[11:41] Kiriha
    Oh, it is.
[11:44] Kiriha
    But this is how we do it.
[12:27] PE
    Hey! What are you kids doing?!
[12:30] PE
    It's way past the end of lunch break!
[12:32] Shirou
    Sorry, we got a little absorbed
    in the arm wresting match.
[12:36] PE
    Arm wrestling?
[12:38] PE
    What are you talking about?
[12:41] PE
    Huh?
[12:44] Kokuyou
    A deal's a deal.
[12:46] Kokuyou
    Follow if you must, washcloth girl.
[12:49] Kiriha
    Call me that again and
    I will rend you asunder!
[12:52] Chi
    There goes my spotless attendance record...
[12:56] Kazuya
    Why'd you come along, anyway?
[12:58] Chi
    I had no idea there was
    a shrine on this mountain.
[13:02] Kiriha
    Unheard of by the locals. What a sorry state.
[13:06] Kazuya
    It's my first time coming this way.
[13:09] Kazuya
    Except... it somehow feels like it's not.
SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[13:14] Kokuyou
    Here we are.
[13:16] Kokuyou
    Welcome to Hakusan Shrine.
[13:27] Kokuyou
    The mistress will now
    grace us with her presence.
SIGN    Kokuyou Conqueror of the entire menu!
[13:53] Kokuyou
    Tsugumomo.
[13:59] Kiku
    This is Tsugumomo.
[14:11] (Flashback) Kiku
    No surprise against this porcelain amasogi.
[14:13] (Flashback) Kiku
    A silk obi won't make a scratch.
[14:16] (Flashback) Kiku
    Will you call upon a hammer
    tsukumogami instead?
[14:19] (Flashback) Kanaka
    Nope, it's fine!
[14:20] (Flashback) Kanaka
    Let's go, Kiriha-chan!
[14:31] Kiku
    Behold the Great Incarnation of
    Hakusan-Myouri, Kukuri-hime no Ookami.
[14:36] Kazuya
    A mask?
[14:38] Kazuya
    Is she the goddess of this shrine?
[14:40] Chi
    That's a Noh mask—
    a ko-omote, to be exact.
[14:43] Kiriha
    Look at you, so desperate to seem impressive.
[14:45] Kiriha
    What's this, Kukuri?
[14:47] Kiriha
    Our much belated reunion,
    and you greet me in a Noh mask?
[14:51] Kokuyou
    Watch your mouth!
[14:53] Kiku
    I remember asking for only Kazuya-san...
[14:57] Kokuyou
    I'm terribly sorry.
[14:59] Kokuyou
    I was challenged by the washcloth girl.
[15:02] Kiriha
    And I dominated her!
[15:03] Kokuyou
    You barely won.
[15:05] Kiku
    I see. Arm wrestling, was it?
[15:07] Kiku
    Time hasn't dulled your skills, Kiriha.
[15:10] Kiriha
    Naturally!
[15:11] Kiriha
    I'm the one who leads you,
    125 wins to 123 losses.
[15:15] Kiriha
    What chance could your disciple have had?
[15:20] Kiku
    No, the record is actually 124 battles,
    123 losses, and 1 draw, to my advantage.
[15:26] Kiku
    Perhaps your mind has grown
    frail in lieu of your body.
[15:30] Kiriha
    Sounds to me like you've gone senile!
[15:32] Kiriha
    And what exactly do you mean, one draw?!
[15:34] Kiku
    Do you not recall the battle
    we called off due to heavy rain?
[15:38] Kiriha
    That drizzle was an excuse
    to dodge an imminent loss!
[15:40] Kiku
    At any rate, you do not
    have more wins than me!
[15:43] Kiku
    Stop making up stories!
[15:45] Kiriha
    Face the facts, you goddess of idiocy!
[15:47] Kiku
    How dare you, you washcloth youkai?!
[15:49] Kazuya
    Hey! No fighting, please!
[15:53] Kiku
    Now, the reason I summoned...
[15:54] Kiriha
    Hold. Before that...
[15:56] Kiriha
    The seal was to last until he had fully
    matured. Why has it broken already?
[16:01] Kiriha
    And the disruptions in malison...
[16:04] Kiriha
    Is there something at work here?
[16:06] Kiku
    The seal has not been completely broken.
[16:10] Kiku
    Its effect has weakened,
[16:12] Kiku
    but his memories tied to the truth
    remain sealed, don't they?
[16:15] Kiriha
    Yes.
[16:16] Kiriha
    But this is untenable.
[16:19] Kiriha
    You should reapply the seal
    and soothe the malison disruption.
[16:24] Kiku
    I cannot do that just yet.
[16:27] Kiriha
    What?!
[16:28] Kiku
    However, there is a solution.
[16:32] Kiku
    Kagami Kazuya.
[16:33] Kazuya
    Yes?
[16:34] Kiku
    You will see to the exorcism of
    the phenomena in this region.
[16:39] Kiku
    I call upon you to be a malison cleanser.
[16:41] Kazuya
    Malison cleanser?
[16:43] Kazuya
    Me? Not Kiriha-san?
[16:45] Kiriha
    Impossible!
[16:47] Kiriha
    Stop with your sadistic jokes!
[16:49] Kiriha
    You can have your priestess there
    handle the malison cleansing!
[16:52] Kiku
    I'm afraid I'm not joking.
[16:55] Kiku
    Kagami Kazuya-san...
[16:58] Kiku
    Over the last few days, you've been party
    to several strange occurrences, yes?
[17:02] Kazuya
    Yes...
[17:04] Kazuya
    In this ordinary town,
    such aberrations occur only around you.
[17:09] Kazuya
    Do you understand why that is?
[17:12] Kazuya
    No...
[17:14] Kiriha
    Enough, Kukuri!
[17:15] Kiku
    It is because you are the beacon
    that attracts the malison.
[17:22] Kiku
    The root of danger to all people,
    wherever you may go...
[17:26] Kiku
    That is what you are.
[17:30] Kiku
    The otherworldly threats caused by malison
    ought be dealt with by their very cause.
[17:35] Kiku
    Logical, wouldn't you say?
[17:37] Kiriha
    Ignore her, Kazuya!
[17:39] Kiriha
    That lying serpent simply
    wants you to do her bidding!
[17:43] Kiriha
    We're leaving!
[17:52] Kiriha
    A barrier?
[17:53] Kiku
    This is hallowed ground.
[17:55] Kiku
    I'm afraid you'll have no freedom until
    I receive an agreeable answer.
[18:00] Kiku
    Do you absolutely refuse?
[18:03] Kiriha
    Of course! Now drop this and let us through!
[18:09] Kiku
    I'm afraid I have no choice, then.
[18:12] Kiku
    I suppose I can at least
    eliminate the seed of calamity.
[18:18] Kokuyou
    Pardon me.
[18:22] Kazuya
    Chisato!
[18:26] Kiriha
    A hostage?! That's underhanded!
[18:28] Kiku
    I am simply removing the innocent bystander.
[18:31] Kiku
    I'll ask again...
[18:33] Kiku
    Will you accept the duty
    of cleansing the malison?
[18:36] Kazuya
    M-Me?
[18:38] Kiriha
    Enough!
[18:41] Kiku
    Very well. I won't tell
    you not to fight back.
[18:45] Kiku
    Run as you may, and make the most
    of your fleeting final moments.
[18:49] Kiriha
    Have you gone mad, Kukuri?!
[18:55] Kiku
    Bear witness...
[18:57] Kiku
    to the power of Kukuri-hime
    the water goddess.
[19:00] Kiku
    Now, dance for me, O droplets of water.
[19:06] Kiku
    Water Pressure.
[19:09] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[19:10] Kiriha
    Get back, Kazuya!
[19:12] Kiku
    Pierce them, spouts of water...
[19:16] Kiriha
    Double-Woven Shield Weave!
[19:19] Kiku
    Water Spear.
[19:23] Kiriha
    She got through both layers like nothing!
[19:29] Kiriha
    Wing Weave!
[19:32] Kiriha
    I won't play your game!
[19:42] Kiku
    Did you think the barrier
    did not extend to the sky?
[19:46] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[19:47] Kiirha
    Do not speak, lest you bite your tongue!
[19:50] Kiriha
    There is no way out. In that case...
[19:56] Kiriha
    The weakening of the seal...
    Her refusal to show her face...
[19:59] Kiriha
    It may very well mean...
[20:02] Kiriha
    Sledgehammer Weave!
[20:03] Kiku
    Water Curtain.
[20:06] Kiriha
    Greater Strike!
[20:10] Kiriha
    I have you now! Spiral Weave!
[20:13] Kiku
    Water Mirage. I'm afraid I have you now.
[20:21] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[20:23] Kiku
    It was clever of you to aim for the Noh mask.
[20:26] Kiku
    As you have surmised, my power
    is currently tied to this mask.
[20:31] Kiku
    Not that such knowledge will help you.
[20:34] Kazuya
    Are you okay, Kiriha-san?
[20:42] Kazuya
    That's enough, Kiriha-san!
    I'll do what she wants!
[20:46] Kiriha
    Fool...
[20:48] Kiriha
    You needn't put yourself in the line of fire.
[20:52] Kiriha
    Just be silent, and stay behind me!
[20:54] Kazuya
    But I...
[20:55] Kiku
    Let us put an end to this, then.
[21:05] Kiku
    O noble white mountain peaks,
[21:10] Kiku
    gush forth with a blessed torrent...
[21:15] Kiriha
    She's using the full incantation!
[21:19] Kiku
    By the will of those whose
    dominion is all that swirls...
SIGN    Water Impact
[21:24] Kiku
    Water Impact!
[21:34] Kiriha
    What now?!
[21:36] Kiriha
    How do I stop this?!
[21:43] Kiku
    It's over.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:21] Kazuya
    After taking the local god
    Kukuri-hime's attack,
[23:23] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san is in big trouble!
[23:24] Kazuya
    Her power spent,
    she's unable to keep fighting.
[23:27] Kazuya
    I need to help her! But how?!
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 4: "Trials of the Local God"!
SIGN    Trials of the Local God
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Art by Nishijima Daisuke

Season 1

E4 - Trials of the Local God

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[00:06] Kuku
    Water Impact.
[00:27] Chi
    Oh, no.
[00:36] Kuku
    Oho.
[00:38] Kiriha
    How's that, Kukuri?
    This is my greatest defense.
[00:42] Kiriha
    Wall Weave: Shelter Formation!
SIGN    Malison Cleanser.
SIGN    An exorcist for supernatural phenomena,
SIGN    chosen by the local god of each region.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[01:14] Character Signs
    Kiriha
[01:18] Character Signs
    Kagami Kazuya
[01:23] Character Signs
    Kokuyou
[01:23] Character Signs
    Kukuri
[01:26] Character Signs
    Chikaishi Chisato
[01:28] Character Signs
    Shiramine Shirou
[01:28] Character Signs
    Osanai Osamu
SIGN    Kettle
SIGN    Trials of the Local God
SIGN    "Trials of the Local God."
[02:33] Kuku
    The Shelter Formation.
[02:35] Kuku
    You defended yourself with eight obi, I see.
[02:38] Kuku
    But I also see it has taken
    quite the heavy toll.
[02:46] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[02:47] Kazuya
    You've shrunk?!
[02:49] Kuku
    I doubt you're in any shape
    to block a second Water Impact.
[02:53] Kuku
    Will you reconsider?
[02:55] Kiriha
    I think not!
[02:58] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[02:59] Kiriha
    Kazuya, if I fall, so be it.
[03:02] Kiriha
    Do as Kukuri says.
[03:04] Kiriha
    All will have been for nothing if you die.
[03:06] Kazuya
    I can't just...
[03:08] Kuku
    O noble...
[03:10] Kazuya
    Just give up already!
[03:12] Kazuya
    I just have to do this malison
    cleansing thing, right?!
[03:15] Kiriha
    You can't.
[03:17] Kuku
    ...gush forth with a blessed torrent...
[03:20] Kazuya
    Why are you so against this?!
[03:22] Kiriha
    Why, you ask?
[03:24] Kiriha
    Because this is my reason for being here!
[03:28] Kiriha
    Wall Weave!
[03:31] Kuku
    Water Impact.
[03:41] Kiriha
    It's no good. I'm faltering.
[03:46] Kiriha
    Forgive me...
[03:48] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[03:49] Kiriha
    Forgive me, Kanaka.
    I promised, but...
[03:57] Kanak
    Hey. Hey!
[04:02] Kanak
    Howdy!
[04:06] Kazuya
    Who are you?
[04:07] Kazuya
    Wait, where am I?!
[04:09] Kazuya
    We were fighting a goddess,
    and got engulfed in water...
[04:13] Kanaka
    Sounds rough! Water Impact is no joke.
[04:16] Kanaka
    Kukuri-chan's got no mercy!
[04:18] Kanaka
    Meanwhile, Kiriha-chan doesn't
    know when she's beat.
[04:21] Kanaka
    She was dealing with a water goddess!
[04:23] Kanaka
    Talk about getting in over your head.
[04:26] Kanaka
    Get it?!
[04:32] Kazuya
    I should go. I really
    don't have time for this.
[04:35] Kanaka
    I actually need to ask a favor of you.
[04:39] Kazuya
    A favor?
[04:40] Kanak
    Save Kiriha-chan.
[04:43] Kazuya
    Me, save her?
[04:45] Kazuya
    From that goddess?
[04:46] Kanaka
    No, no. The thing is,
    she's bound by an old arrangement.
[04:50] Kanaka
    I want you to free her from it.
[04:54] Kazuya
    She's bound? What am I supposed to do?
[04:58] Kanakka
    Well, that's simple!
[05:00] Kanakka
    Get strong!
[05:02] Kanakka
    So that you can protect her,
    instead of being protected by her!
[05:06] Kazuya
    That's crazy!
[05:07] Kanak
    Is not!
[05:09] Kanak
    But for now, here's how to use your abilities
    to escape this predicament!
[05:17] Kazuya
    Let's see...
[05:19] Kazuya
    An ultimate attack... and her true name?
[05:22] Kanaka
    Yes! You've got the gist of it!
[05:25] Kanaka
    Take it from here!
[05:26] Kazuya
    Wait a second! What is
    Kiriha-san's true name?!
[05:30] Kanaka
    You should know it already.
    Good luck, Kazuya!
[05:45] Kiriha
    Are you awake, Kazuya?
[05:47] Kuku
    How resilient.
[05:50] Kuku
    But you don't have time to recuperate.
[05:54] Kiriha
    Shield Weave!
[05:55] Kazuya
    Wait!
[05:56] Kazuya
    Change back into an obi, Kiriha-san!
[05:58] Kazuya
    I'll use you.
[06:00] Kiriha
    You'll what?!
[06:01] Kazuya
    You can't fight on your own
    anymore! Isn't that right?!
[06:04] Kiriha
    Don't be ridiculous!
    You're my servant! Do not defy me!
[06:10] Kazuya
    Your master, Kagami Kazuya, commands you!
[06:13] Kazuya
    Return to your original form, Ayasakura!
[06:21] Kiriha
    Where did you learn how to use true names?!
[06:24] Kiriha
    Do you realize what you've done?!
[06:26] Kiriha
    Now you must be the one to face Kukuri!
[06:27] Kazuya
    Ow, ow, ow...
[06:30] Kazuya
    I know.
[06:31] Kazuya
    Let's fight together!
[06:33] Kiriha
    Y-You fool! Know your place!
[06:36] Kazuya
    You don't have any strength left, do you?
[06:40] Kiriha
    Have you a strategy?
[06:43] Kazuya
    I do!
[06:45] Kiriha
    Very well.
[06:47] Kukuri
    Improvisation born of desperation.
[06:51] Kukuri
    But will it actually work?
[06:58] Kukuri
    Water Pressure.
[06:59] Kiriha
    It comes!
[07:00] Kazuya
    Shield Weave!
[07:02] Kazuya
    Huh?
[07:07] Kazuya
    Whoops.
[07:08] Kiriha
    That was pathetic!
[07:09] Kazuya
    Ow! I'll get it right the next time!
[07:13] Kukuri
    Water Wheel.
[07:20] Kazuya
    Whoa!
[07:21] Kiriha
    Hah! Did you see that, Kukuri?!
[07:24] Kiriha
    Behold Kazuya's skill!
[07:26] Kukuri
    He certainly learns quickly.
[07:29] Kukuri
    Then let us see how you handle my full force.
[07:34] Kukuri
    O noble white mountain peaks,
    gush forth with a blessed torrent...
[07:44] Kiriha
    Another big one!
[07:46] Kiriha
    And if we don't weather this, we're finished!
[07:51] Kiriha
    Show me how you wield an obi, Kazuya!
[07:55] Kazuya
    Right!
[07:56] Kazuya
    Flowing serpent, heed my will.
[08:01] Kazuya
    Twisting Water Wyrm!
[08:08] Kiriha
    What now?
[08:10] (Flashback) Kanaka
    I guarantee Kukuri-chan's finishing
    blow will be a water snake.
[08:15] (Flashback) Kanaka
    So all you have to do is...
[08:17] Kazuya
    Shield Weave!
[08:21] Kiriha
    Fool! You can't defend against
    that thing with a single shield!
[08:28] Kazuya
    Watershed!
SIGN    Shield Weave: Watershed
[08:32] Kukuri
    Impossible!
[08:39] Kazuya
    Spiral Weave!
[08:42] Kukuri
    Chilling Water Curtain!
[08:44] Kiriha
    Ice?!
[08:46] Kazuya
    Layered Edge!
SIGN    Spiral Weave:
SIGN    Spiral Weave: Layered Edge
[08:54] Kiriha
    This technique!
[09:16] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[09:18] Kukuri
    You were very close.
[09:20] Kukuri
    It's impressive you cut through my defenses,
[09:23] Kukuri
    but it seems you were
    unable to strike me down.
[09:26] Kukuri
    Now, then...
[09:26] Kazuya
    Stop it! Let go of Kiriha-san!
[09:30] Kukuri
    Then what will you do?
[09:36] Kazuya
    I understand.
[09:39] Kazuya
    I, Kagami Kazuya, accept the
    duty of malison cleansing!
[09:43] Kazuya
    That's what you wanted, right?!
    Now, please, let go of Kiriha-san!
[09:46] Kukuri
    You will be held to your words.
[09:50] Kiriha
    Kazuya...
[09:53] ---
    Kiriha-san!
[09:57] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san, are you okay? Are you injured?
[10:03] Kiriha
    I'm fine, you fool.
[10:09] Kukuri
    And so the matter is settled
    just as it should have been.
[10:13] Kukuri
    I have high hopes for you,
    our new malison cleanser.
[10:36] Kiriha
    Tsugumomo!
[10:40] Kukuri
    This here's Tsugumomo!
[10:56] K3
    No! Don't look!
[11:03] K2
    What happened to you?!
[11:06] K2
    I see! Well, that explains the Noh mask!
[11:09] K2
    Your power really was tied to it!
[11:14] K3
    You've done shrunk, same as me!
[11:17] K2
    Hold, now!
[11:24] K3
    What's the big idea?
[11:25] K2
    You certainly made sport
    of me earlier, didn't you?
[11:29] K3
    Now see, I got a right good
    reason for all this...
[11:32] K2
    Save your excuses for later.
[11:34] K2
    First, let me repay your kind treatment.
[11:37] K3
    H-Hang on! I'm a goddess, ya know!
[11:40] K3
    I'm a goddess over here!
[11:42] K2
    Who cares, you imbecile?!
[11:46] K3
    Not the thighs!
[11:49] K3
    Yer exposing my unmentionables!
[11:53] K2
    How's that? Well?
[11:54] K2
    Why not some more?
[11:59] K2
    So you're telling me
[12:02] K2
    this was all a ruse to
    get Kazuya to command me?
[12:06] K3
    Darn straight!
    I warn't about to kill Kazuyan.
[12:09] K3
    With my divinity dryin' up
    puttin' me in a pickle,
[12:12] K3
    he was just the tsugumomo wielder I needed!
[12:15] K3
    But knowin' Kiriha, I reckoned
    she wouldn't be awful keen
[12:19] K3
    on puttin' Kazuyan in harm's way.
[12:23] K3
    So I gave him a nudge to make
    sure he had to use you!
[12:26] K1
    That was a nudge?
[12:28] K3
    Kiriha would have to mind orders
    once commanded by her true name.
[12:33] K3
    Meanin' all I had to do was convince Kazuyan!
[12:37] K3
    Well, them's the breaks!
[12:39] K3
    Lookin' forward to workin' with you!
[12:43] K2
    Y-You...
[12:44] K2
    little pest!
[12:50] K1
    Come on, Kiriha-san!
[12:51] Chi
    She's just a child!
[12:52] K3
    I ain't no kid!
[12:55] K4
    Enough, you impertinent fool.
[12:56] K3
    Don't just sit there! Do something!
[13:02] K3
    Blargh...
[13:13] Chi
    Well, I'm this way.
[13:15] K1
    Sorry, Chisato. I'll make
    this up to you later.
[13:19] K2
    My apologies for the trouble, Chisato.
[13:21] K2
    We'll see you tomorrow.
[13:31] K1
    Hey, Kiriha-san...
[13:35] K1
    Well... this whole malison cleanser thing.
[13:38] K1
    I know I was kind of forced into it...
[13:42] K1
    but I'll try to do a good job at it.
[13:47] K1
    So I'll be counting on your help.
[13:50] K2
    Aye.
[14:00] (Flashback) K1
    Well, we'll head back now.
[14:02] (Flashback) K3
    Countin' on ya!
[14:08] (Flashback) K2
    Kukuri.
[14:11] (Flashback) K2
    Make sure that Kazuya doesn't...
[14:15] (Flashback) K3
    I know.
[14:23] K4
    Is this for the best?
[14:26] K3
    I dunno.
[14:27] K3
    Nothin' for it but to have faith in Kazuyan.
[14:36] K3
    So... what're we gonna do 'bout this?
[14:39] K4
    I'm not sure.
[14:44] K4
    The ventilation has certainly improved.
[14:47] K3
    No doubt.
[14:55] K1
    You really did shrink.
[14:59] K2
    Enough grousing! You're a lowly servant!
[15:03] K2
    I won't be stuck in this form,
[15:05] K2
    but it may be some time
    before I am fully restored.
[15:08] K1
    You're sure you're not hurt anywhere?
[15:13] K2
    Do not treat me like a child!
[15:17] K1
    Well, as long as you're okay.
[15:20] K2
    Are you really that concerned?
[15:23] K1
    Well yes, I'm worried.
[15:25] K2
    In that case, why don't
    you take a thorough look?
[15:30] K1
    Hey, wait a sec!
[15:35] K1
    I should've known better...
[15:37] K2
    Why act so defeated? You were
    the one who wanted to see.
[15:45] K2
    Yes, that's the spot.
[15:47] K1
    Yeah, yeah.
[15:50] K2
    Your hands feel much larger now.
[15:53] K1
    Only because you shrank, Kiriha-san.
[15:55] K2
    I imagine you're larger down there now, too.
[15:58] K1
    I-I am not!
[16:04] K2
    The tub is so much bigger!
[16:06] K1
    No playing in the bath!
[16:08] K2
    Very well...
[16:18] (Flashback) K1
    Spiral Weave: Layered Edge!
[16:23] K1
    The eightfold layered Spiral Weave...
[16:26] K1
    That was Kanaka's technique.
[16:37] (Flashback) K5
    Say, Kiriha-chan...
[16:41] (Flashback) K5
    If anything...
[16:42] (Flashback) K5
    Hypothetically, if anything were to
    happen to me, take care of Kazuya.
[16:48] (Flashback) K2
    Someone as hard to kill as you?
    Don't be silly!
[16:53] (Flashback) K5
    Is that a no?
[16:56] (Flashback) K2
    Fine. Fine, then.
[16:58] (Flashback) K2
    Should that happen, I will keep Kazuya safe.
[17:02] (Flashback) K5
    Kiriha-chan...
[17:05] (Flashback) K5
    Thank you.
[17:07] (Flashback) K2
    R-Right...
[17:11] K2
    Kazuya...
[17:12] K1
    Huh?
[17:13] K2
    I'll keep...
[17:16] K2
    you sablub-blub...
[17:25] K2
    That was careless of me.
[17:28] K2
    Kazuya...
[17:30] K2
    I fear I am done for.
[17:32] K1
    Oh, come on. You just got a little dizzy.
[17:35] K2
    Pudding... One last pudding before I...
[17:38] K1
    I'm not falling for that.
[17:40] K2
    Pudding...
[17:47] K6
    Old clothes? Of mine?
[17:49] K1
    Yeah. Just on the off chance
    you still have them.
[17:54] K1
    From around preschool, if possible.
[17:58] K6
    What's this about?
[18:00] K1
    Well... I just...
[18:09] K6
    Oh, no! Have you discovered that
    you're into that sort of thing?!
[18:14] K6
    Don't do this to me, Ya-kun!
[18:16] K6
    Only pain and suffering lies down that path!
[18:21] K6
    This may be my chance.
[18:22] K6
    I have to teach him the
    charms of an older woman!
[18:25] K6
    And then I'll take a firm
    hold of Ya-kun's heart!
[18:29] K6
    Bring it on! Your big sis
    will always welcome you!
[18:32] K1
    Never mind. Sorry for
    interrupting your cooking.
[18:40] Chi
    Old clothes?
[18:42] Chi
    I'll take a look, but I don't know if
    I can get them to you immediately.
[18:45] K1
    Yeah, that figures.
    Sorry for the sudden request.
[18:48] Chi
    I'm sorry. I'll get on it as soon as I can.
[18:51] K1
    Yeah, thanks. I'll see you later.
[18:58] K1
    I guess I can look through my clothes
    for something she could wear.
[19:21] O
    I've brought them.
[19:26] K1
    Osamu...
[19:28] O
    Here are the items you requested.
[19:32] K1
    Thanks.
[19:34] K1
    Sorry for springing this on you.
    I appreciate it.
[19:38] O
    I will not pry.
[19:41] O
    You have your reasons for
    desiring little girls' clothing.
[19:46] O
    I suppose it just means
[19:48] O
    we all have our inner shadows
    that we keep hidden from others.
[19:52] K1
    Please stop. You don't even
    know the half of it.
[19:58] K2
    Oh, well done, Kazuya!
[20:00] K2
    Give it to me, quickly now!
[20:01] K2
    You bought pudding, yes?
[20:03] K1
    Oh, well, I did buy some while I was out.
[20:07] K1
    Here. I borrowed some
    clothes for you to wear.
[20:12] K1
    My clothes wouldn't fit you,
[20:14] K1
    and I'd feel bad making you stay
    in obi form all the time.
[20:19] K2
    How considerate!
[20:21] K2
    You're finally learning
    to think like a servant!
[20:35] K2
    Kazuya...
[20:38] K2
    what in the world...
[20:40] K2
    made you select...
[20:43] K2
    these clothes?!
[20:44] K1
    Well, I asked Osamu just in case
    he had some, and he lent me these.
[20:49] K2
    Osamu? The kid with the glasses?
[20:52] K2
    What on Earth is he?
[20:54] K1
    Not sure.
[20:56] K1
    He says they're reference
    materials for his manga...
[20:59] K2
    I'm hardly sure if this
    qualifies as clothing.
[21:03] K2
    It's just a string.
[21:05] K1
    Well, hopefully a few of these
    are actually wearable.
[21:10] K2
    So, which of these costumes
    is to your liking?
[21:13] K2
    If you're insistent, I might
    consider wearing one of them.
[21:18] K1
    No, that's all right.
[21:20] K2
    No need to be modest.
[21:21] K1
    No, seriously, it's fine.
[21:29] O
    Kagami-kun...
[21:30] K1
    Oh, Osamu. About yesterday—
[21:34] O
    You must have enjoyed yourself yesterday.
[21:38] K1
    Well...
[21:39] K1
    Osamu? Now hiss'n leer—
[21:41] K1
    Listen, Osamu, just wait, it's not—
[21:44] Chi
    What's this about hissing, Kazuya-kun?
[21:46] K1
    It's nothing.
[21:47] Chi
    How suspicious...
[21:48] K1
    Seriously, it's nothing!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] K1
    Now that I've been chosen
    as the malison cleanser,
[23:23] K1
    Kiriha-san is going to
    teach me how to wield an obi.
[23:25] K1
    Just then, another amasogi case happens!
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 5: "Training"!
SIGN    Training
SIGN    Don't miss it!
[23:32] K1
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Art by Sekiya Asami

Season 1

E5 - Training

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[00:03] K1
    Training?
[00:05] K1
    Right now?
[00:06] K2
    Precisely!
[00:07] K2
    As a malison cleanser,
    you'll be expected to have fortitude.
[00:10] K1
    Nah. I had P.E. today, so I'm already tired.
[00:14] K2
    Fool!
[00:16] K2
    Obi Torture!
[00:22] K1
    Kiriha-san? Are you...?
[00:25] K2
    That's right.
[00:26] K2
    Since my battle with Kukuri,
    I have been unable to project myself.
[00:30] K2
    Worse, I'm consigned to this frail form.
[00:32] K2
    Suppose an incident like with the hair
    beast or book monster occurs again.
[00:37] K2
    I would be unable to aid you.
[00:41] K2
    So in spite of myself, I'll train you
    till you are fit to be malison cleanser
[00:45] K2
    and impart the art of wielding an obi to you.
[00:48] K2
    Now, it's time to train!
SIGN    Malison Atonement
SIGN    When amasogi are created from human desire,
SIGN    their destruction will bring a proportionate misfortune upon the host.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[01:19] Character Signs
    Kiriha
[01:23] Character Signs
    Kagami Kazuya
[01:28] Character Signs
    Kokuyou
[01:28] Character Signs
    Kukuri
[01:31] Character Signs
    Chikaishi Chisato
[01:32] Character Signs
    Shiramine Shirou
[01:32] Character Signs
    Osanai Osamu
SIGN    Kettle
SIGN    Training
SIGN    "Training."
[02:49] K1
    This is... too much to ask of
    an indoorsy guy like me...
[02:54] K2
    You are being pathetic!
[02:55] K2
    Have you no mettle at all?!
[02:57] K2
    Next, you will run while carrying me!
[02:59] K1
    What?! That's impossible!
[03:07] K2
    You stand little chance as a malison
    cleanser if this is already taxing you.
[03:11] K2
    Now buck up.
    We're proceeding with your training.
[03:16] K2
    Frankly, your obi technique during our
    battle with Kukuri was astonishing.
[03:21] K2
    I had no idea you had such skill.
[03:25] K1
    R-Really?
[03:26] K2
    So now let's see you demonstrate it again.
[03:30] K2
    First, the Shield Weave.
[03:32] K1
    Okay.
[03:34] K1
    Shield Weave!
[03:38] K2
    What are you doing?!
    Put some willpower in it!
[03:41] K2
    And you need two obi for the Shield Weave!
[03:44] K2
    Project them!
[03:45] K1
    Uh... Well...
[03:49] K1
    How?
[03:56] K2
    Unable to project, much less use
    a single obi with any skill.
[04:01] K2
    What was that mastery you
    displayed fighting Kukuri, then?
[04:04] K1
    I-I'm not really sure... myself...
[04:09] K2
    We will return home for today.
[04:11] K1
    Thank goodness!
[04:12] K2
    You will, of course, carry me back running.
[04:19] K2
    Now then, listen closely, Kazuya.
[04:23] K2
    First, you need to understand
    the nature of myself, the tsugumomo.
[04:27] K2
    One must know a tool to use it.
[04:30] K2
    Obvious, yes?
[04:32] K1
    I see.
[04:33] K2
    Tsugumomo are generally
    able to take human forms.
[04:36] K2
    Do you understand why?
[04:38] K1
    Let's see... To interact with people
    and talk to them?
[04:42] K2
    Wrong!
[04:44] K2
    For the most part,
    we tsugumomo are human tools.
[04:48] K2
    Without a wielder, the amount of
    power we can exercise is greatly limited!
[04:54] K1
    I get it...
[04:55] K1
    This lets you operate independently,
    without your owner around.
[04:58] K2
    Precisely.
[05:00] K2
    However, the human form has its limitations.
[05:09] K2
    How would you describe my body, Kazuya?
[05:13] K1
    I-It's small and soft and w-warm...
[05:17] K2
    Right. Tsukumogami or not,
    when in human form,
[05:21] K2
    there is little that makes
    us different from one.
[05:24] K2
    We have skin, muscles, bones, and entrails.
[05:30] K2
    Which is to say, injuries that would kill
    a human are equally fatal
[05:34] K2
    to tsukumogami in human form.
[05:37] K2
    Similarly, if I am damaged
    beyond repair as an obi,
[05:41] K2
    it would surely be fatal.
[05:44] K1
    I can understand the limits you have
    as a human, but what about as an obi?
[05:48] K2
    I suppose I've never tested the limits...
[05:52] K2
    But I can recover from minor cuts
    and tears with relative ease.
[05:56] K1
    Wow...
[05:57] K2
    By the way, Kazuya...
[05:59] K1
    What?
[06:00] K2
    I see you're equally happy with this form.
[06:04] K1
    It's just a physiological reaction!
[06:10] K2
    Vex me though it may,
    tsukumogami cannot exist without humans.
[06:14] K2
    The power to sustain
    our existence as tsukumogami
[06:17] K2
    comes from our bonds with our owners.
[06:20] K2
    Until our battle at the shrine,
    I had not accepted you as my owner.
[06:25] K2
    After spending what power I had stored,
[06:27] K2
    I had to draw from the very power sustaining
    my existence, leaving me like this.
[06:32] K2
    Kukuri's reversion to that youthful form
[06:35] K2
    is likely proof her power has waned as well.
[06:37] K1
    I see.
[06:40] K2
    There is still much to explain,
[06:42] K2
    but first, I'll train you in
    the obi techniques you can handle now.
[06:50] K3
    Say what?!
[06:52] K3
    Whaddya mean ya couldn't
    get no more money?!
[06:55] K4
    I suppose it simply means that modern
    people lack faith in the divine.
[06:59] Carpenters
    You've got to work with us here, Kukuri-chan.
[07:01] Carpenters
    We can't fix the shrine up without money.
[07:05] K3
    But... But I'm the god
    of this region, y'know?
[07:10] K3
    Ain't there anythin' you can do?
[07:14] Carpenters
    Well... for now,
[07:16] Carpenters
    we've at least put some
    stopgap measures in place.
[07:19] Carpenters
    Give us a call once you've got the cash!
[07:21] K3
    All of you, get back here!
[07:27] K4
    I was hoping the carpentry tool tsugumomo
    would be of more help.
[07:30] K3
    Whatta buncha ingrates!
[07:32] K4
    We'll simply need to endure
    this state of affairs for now.
[07:46] K1
    I did it!
[07:48] K2
    Too slow! Too sloppy!
[07:51] K2
    Like this!
[07:53] K1
    Okay...
[07:55] K2
    Go on, once more.
[07:57] K1
    Fine...
[08:07] K3
    I did it!
[08:09] K4
    Too slow. And too sloppy, I'm afraid.
[08:12] K4
    I doubt it would pass muster.
[08:16] K4
    Like this.
[08:19] K4
    It's started to rain harder.
[08:22] K3
    It sure has.
[08:28] K2
    Got it! This time, the pudding is mine!
[08:30] K1
    Hey, you used both hands!
[08:32] K2
    H-How dare you?!
[08:39] K3
    It ain't gonna hold!
[08:41] K4
    Hang in there! If we can just get
    this board in place, we should—
[08:52] K1
    Shoot!
[08:54] K1
    Is something wrong?
[08:57] K2
    I have the feeling something
    most excellent has happened.
[09:04] K3
    My... My shrine...
[09:06] K4
    Please, hold it together.
[09:10] K3
    Where the heck are we gonna live now?
[09:13] K4
    Do not worry. I have a place in mind.
[09:21] K2
    Too close, fool!
[09:23] K2
    Again!
[09:27] K3
    What's this s'posed ta be?
[09:29] K1
    Training his sense of range.
[09:31] K1
    Those who display mastery of
    range are masters in battle!
[09:34] K1
    You must grasp how far the obi will reach!
[09:36] K1
    A distance of one jou and one shaku!
[09:40] K1
    Now you are too far away, you coward!
[09:46] C
    One jou and one shaku is 4.17 meters.
[09:49] C
    By practicing barely avoiding getting hit,
[09:53] C
    he'll learn to grasp his effective range.
[09:56] K3
    Ain't much point in trainin'
    basics now, though, is there?
[10:00] K3
    Considerin' that right big wallop
    ya busted out on me,
[10:03] K3
    do ya really needta go over this?
[10:05] K2
    It seems that was a total fluke.
[10:13] K2
    This is all he can manage now.
[10:15] K2
    We've a long way to go.
[10:18] K3
    Wh-What am I gonna do?!
[10:19] K3
    Have I done screwed the pooch makin'
    Kazuyan the malison cleanser?!
[10:23] K4
    Either way, it's too late now.
[10:27] K3
    W-Well, hang in there!
[10:29] K3
    Anyway, Kokuyou, we oughta
    be on our way home!
[10:33] K2
    Hey.
[10:34] K2
    Where are you going? The Hakusan
    Shrine's in the other direction.
SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[10:44] Sign
    You... A playground slide...
    It's too perfect, Kukuri!
[10:48] K3
    Can it! This is all your fault, anyway!
[10:51] K2
    My, my! If the local god is in this state,
[10:54] K2
    there's bound to be more
    supernatural trouble soon!
[10:56] K3
    You ain't gotta worry about that.
[10:59] K3
    Let's see...
[11:01] K3
    According to the Yagokokoro malison forecast,
    this week has a projected low of 0%,
[11:06] K3
    with a high of 10%.
[11:08] K3
    Nothin's gonna happen for a spell yet.
[11:09] K1
    Really?
[11:21] K1
    Tsugumomo!
[11:27] K3+4
    Tsugumomo...
SIGN    Student Council Office
[11:34] K1
    Why would the student
    council be calling for me?
[11:37] K2
    Don't just stand there! Let's deal
    with this and return to training.
[11:43] K1
    Kagami here.
[11:44] T
    Very good! Come in, please!
[11:48] K1
    Pardon me...
[11:50] T
    Welcome, Kagami-kun!
[11:52] ---
    I am the student council
    president, Tadata Tadataka.
SIGN    Student Council President
    Tadata Tadataka
[11:56] ---
    I suppose it's been a while.
[12:01] K1
    I think this the first time I've
    ever spoken to you, actually.
[12:06] T
    So cold! But maybe if I do this...
[12:10] T
    Remember now?
[12:12] K1
    From the wig amasogi incident!
[12:16] T
    Terribly sorry about that!
[12:18] T
    I'm afraid my feelings
    for you overwhelmed me!
[12:23] T
    And for the record, it's not that I like men.
[12:27] T
    I like you, in particular!
[12:28] T
    Only you!
[12:30] K1
    Can't say I'm glad about that!
[12:32] K2
    How long is this going to take?!
[12:35] K1
    Hey, don't come out!
[12:37] K2
    Get to the point already, Tadataka.
[12:39] T
    Well, if it isn't Kiriha-san!
    And looking so cute!
[12:43] K1
    You two know each other?
[12:44] T
    Yes!
[12:45] T
    She was kind enough to explain
    amasogi to me after that incident.
[12:49] K2
    Enough! Your business?
[12:52] K1
    The Tabletop RPG Association?
[12:55] T
    Tabletop RPGs are
    role-playing games that you play
[12:58] T
    using pencil and paper,
    rather than a computer.
[13:03] K1
    And what's going on with this association?
[13:06] T
    Well, they've taken over the Social Studies
    Research Club's room, which is a problem.
[13:11] T
    The representative I sent to reprimand them
[13:13] T
    came running back
    talking about a monster.
[13:17] K1
    A monster?
[13:18] T
    I thought if anyone could figure this out,
    it would be you two.
[13:23] O
    Oho?
[13:24] O
    What an odd grouping.
[13:27] K1
    Osamu. What brings you here?
[13:29] O
    I'm heading to the Manga Club's room.
[13:32] O
    By the way, who is this adorable young lady?
[13:37] K2
    I am Kazuya's master, Kiriha.
[13:40] K2
    It's a pleasure.
[13:43] O
    You never cease to amaze me, Kagami-kun.
[13:45] O
    For a young girl to be your mistress...
[13:47] K1
    Don't take her seriously!
[13:48] T
    It's gone?!
[13:51] T
    The club room!
[13:53] T
    It's supposed to be right here!
[13:56] O
    Oh? That is odd.
[13:58] O
    I'm certain the Social Studies
    Research Club was here.
[14:02] K2
    Let's see. If this reacts, we can
    be sure an amasogi is involved.
[14:12] K4
    Kukuri-sama, this forecast
    is from two months ago.
[14:15] K3
    What? Oh, crap!
[14:17] K3
    I forgot, I ain't even
    bought the newest volume.
[14:20] K2
    This calls for a retreat, right now!
[14:22] K2
    We're in no shape to deal with this!
[14:24] O
    Could you explain what's going on?
[14:26] K1
    After we get back...
[14:29] T
    What in the world? This was a hallway before!
[14:35] N
    I've been waiting for you, President.
[14:38] T
    You're... Nakajima-kun!
[14:40] T
    Today, you'll be accepting the Tabletop
    RPG Association as an official club,
[14:45] T
    and assigning us a club room.
[14:47] T
    I just need your signature on the form...
[14:49] T
    My answer hasn't changed!
[14:51] T
    You haven't fulfilled all the qualifications!
[14:54] K1
    Tadata-san, could you maybe just
    lie and tell him you agree to—
[14:57] T
    Vacate that club room, now!
[15:00] N
    I thought you'd say that.
[15:02] N
    Well, in that case,
[15:04] N
    it seems we'll have to roll for initiative!
[15:09] N
    My minotaur is complete!
[15:21] K1
    How is this fair?!
[15:23] N
    Work them over gently, minotaur!
[15:29] K1
    How is this gentle?!
[15:31] K1
    Tadata-san, just sign for him!
[15:33] T
    I'm a student council president to the bone!
    I won't negotiate with terrorists!
[15:38] T
    This way, too?
[15:41] T
    The science room is open! Hurry!
[15:46] T
    Let's escape from the veranda!
[15:50] K2
    This is...
[15:52] K2
    The door and windows are
    just drawings! They're fake!
[15:55] K2
    So it was a trap.
[15:59] N
    And you failed your spot check!
[16:04] K2
    It seems we can't simply run, Kazuya!
[16:06] K2
    Think! We're dealing with an amasogi.
[16:09] K2
    Understanding it may be our way out of this!
[16:12] K1
    Uh... Well...
[16:18] K1
    I know!
[16:19] K1
    That sketchbook must be the amasogi,
[16:22] K1
    and it has the power to
    manifest anything drawn in it!
[16:25] K2
    Which means?
[16:27] K1
    If these things were drawn,
    maybe they can be erased!
[16:36] T
    Now!
[16:37] T
    Take this!
[16:42] T
    Trying to wash away my minotaur?!
[16:45] T
    However!
[16:47] T
    It's not enough! My creation
    can easily tank such an attack!
[16:52] T
    In that case...
[16:54] T
    how about this?!
[16:57] N
    A-A fire extinguisher?!
[17:01] N
    It's being whited out!
[17:03] N
    My minotaur!
[17:06] K1
    Now's our chance!
[17:07] T
    Right!
[17:11] K1
    If this is another drawing,
    then I can erase it!
[17:19] K1
    Just barely had enough left.
[17:24] K1
    There's another wall?!
[17:28] N
    I prepared another wall, just in case.
[17:32] N
    Surrender, or get TPK'ed.
[17:35] N
    There's nowhere to run, now!
[17:37] N
    Why don't you just give
    up and sign the paper?
[17:42] O
    Oh? He's redrawn the arm that was lost.
[17:46] O
    But it's shoddy draftsmanship.
    Not likely to be very functional.
[17:51] T
    It doesn't change the fact
    that it's a threat.
[17:54] K2
    So there's one in the hallway too.
[17:57] K1
    A fire extinguisher!
[17:58] K2
    But look where it sits.
[18:02] T
    I've put you three in danger.
[18:04] T
    I'll settle this myself.
[18:07] K1
    Tadata-san didn't do anything wrong.
[18:09] K1
    This happened because
    malison is drawn to me!
[18:13] K1
    Wait, Tadata-san!
[18:16] K1
    You don't need to give in
    to his bullying!
[18:19] T
    But Kagami-kun, we're out of options.
[18:22] K1
    No, we're not.
[18:23] K1
    Kiriha-san!
[18:25] K2
    Aye.
[18:26] N
    What now? You'll get hurt
    if you try to show off.
[18:39] K1
    Mastery of range is mastery
    of battle! Which means...
[18:44] ---
    The distance an obi can reach:
    one jou and one shaku!
[18:50] N
    Wha?!
[18:51] K2
    Well done, Kazuya!
[18:55] K1
    Take this!
[19:03] O
    I see.
[19:06] O
    So all of this strange phenomena
[19:08] O
    was caused by a being called an amasogi?
[19:12] O
    And that monster was generated by finishing
    an incomplete drawing in this sketchbook
[19:17] O
    in order to get it to appear.
[19:19] K1
    That's not a toy!
[19:22] O
    Erasing or tearing the drawing
    causes the creations to vanish.
[19:26] O
    A most well-designed item.
[19:28] K2
    Listen, you.
[19:29] N
    Y-Yes?!
[19:30] K2
    When amasogi are destroyed by another,
    their creator suffers a malison atonement.
[19:35] K2
    End it yourself.
[19:42] K2
    Good. And that settles that!
[19:44] T
    Nakajima-kun, we have a lot to discuss.
[19:48] T
    Come with me to the student council office.
[19:51] N
    Heck no!
[19:52] N
    You idiot!
[19:56] K2
    He had another page hidden?!
[19:58] T
    Are we done for?
[19:59] O
    Not to worry.
[20:02] K1
    Osamu?
[20:04] O
    I have his sketchbook right here.
[20:07] K2
    D-Didn't we have him destroy it?
[20:10] O
    I swapped it out with my own sketchbook,
    suspecting something like this might happen.
[20:15] O
    Now, then, this is a
    simple matter to resolve.
[20:19] O
    I will use this sketchbook...
[20:21] O
    to draw a monster more
    powerful than a minotaur.
[20:29] O
    Check.
[20:36] O
    My flare dragon is complete.
[20:41] O
    Mate.
SIGN    Manga Research Club
[20:45] K1
    Tracing?
[20:47] K2
    What do you mean?
[20:48] K1
    You place of paper over the
    model you intend to use,
[20:51] K1
    and by shining light from below,
    you proceed to copy it.
[20:56] N
    I copied the monster art from
    one of my tabletop RPG rule books.
[21:00] O
    That explains the sloppiness of
    your hastily redrawn minotaur arm.
[21:06] N
    Right.
[21:07] O
    Still, using it to manifest monsters?
[21:10] O
    What a waste.
[21:13] O
    Kiriha-san.
[21:15] O
    I'd like to draw you real quick.
[21:19] O
    In your future form, actually.
[21:20] K2
    Hey, I haven't agreed...
[21:23] K1
    She's got ten times the curves!
    A bodacious Kiriha-san!
[21:26] K2
    What are you doing?!
[21:27] K2
    You're infringing on my image rights!
[21:30] K1
    Now, now. Look how beautiful
    you are when you're big...
[21:34] K2+
    Mind your manners, slave!
[21:36] K1
    Ten times more sadistic, too?!
[21:38] K2
    Get on with it, then.
[21:39] K1
    The sketchbook amasogi
[21:41] K1
    was dealt with at the hands of its host.
[21:47] K2+
    Yes...
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:21] K1
    An amasogi has plunged the school
    into a dating sim universe!
[23:25] K1
    The culprit's objective is a Chisato end?
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Tsugumomo, Chapter 6:
SIGN    Memories and Childhood Friends
[23:31] ---
    "Memories and Childhood Friends."
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    It's a sunshower!
SIGN    Illustration by Otoi Rekomaru

Season 1

E6 - Memories and Childhood Friends

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[00:04] H
    Please accept this!
SIGN    Ookado Hiroshi
[00:13] C
    I'm sorry.
[00:16] H
    Wh-Why? Please, tell me why!
[00:19] C
    Uh... Well...
[00:21] H
    Am I just too ugly or something?
[00:29] C
    I already like someone else.
[00:30] C
    So I'm sorry.
[00:34] H
    It can't be...
[00:40] K1
    Chisato likes someone, huh?
SIGN    Gal Games:
SIGN    The general term for games whose main appeal is a cast of charming girls.
SIGN    A form of culture. A type of philosophy.
SIGN    A way of life!
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[01:13] Character Signs
    Kiriha
[01:17] Character Signs
    Kagami Kazuya
[01:22] Character Signs
    Kokuyou
[01:22] Character Signs
    Kukuri
[01:25] Character Signs
    Chikaishi Chisato
[01:27] Character Signs
    Shiramine Shirou
[01:27] Character Signs
    Osanai Osamu
SIGN    Kettle
SIGN    Memories and Childhood Friends
SIGN    "Memories and Childhood Friends."
[02:32] K1
    Hey, Chisato.
[02:33] C
    Yes?
[02:34] K1
    Someone confessed to you
    on the roof today, right?
[02:38] K1
    Are you popular with the guys or something?
[02:40] C
    You were spying on me?! How vulgar!
[02:43] K1
    So, who's this guy you like, Chisato?
[02:47] C
    N-None of your business!
[02:49] C
    You can't expect me to just tell you!
[02:52] K1
    What's the big deal? Just tell me.
[02:54] C
    No! Pervert!
[02:56] K1
    You're no fun.
[02:57] K2
    Tell me, Chisato.
[02:59] K2
    Did you bring pudding today?
[03:01] C
    Oh, I already put the pudding
    in the refrigerator!
[03:04] K1
    Come on, Kiriha-san. That's rude.
[03:09] K2
    Whatever is this?
[03:10] C
    H-Hey!
[03:12] K1
    What is it?
[03:13] K2
    Here.
[03:15] K1
    A doll? A really worn-out one, at that.
[03:19] K1
    Just what is this, Chisato?
[03:24] C
    It's nothing.
[03:30] H
    Damn it! I thought she was homely
    enough that I had a shot.
[03:34] H
    But she likes someone else?!
    What a freaking slut!
[03:37] H
    In this world, even I...
[03:40] H
    H-Huh?
SIGN    Then you need simply wish
[03:42] Sign/O
    "Then you need simply wish"?
[03:51] K1
    What the heck?
[03:52] Crowd
    Oh, cut it out!
[03:54] K1
    It's like there's a buzz in the air.
[03:57] K1
    And the guys and girls are
    mingling more than usual...
[04:00] K1
    It's not even Valentine's Day season.
[04:01] T2
    I'm so late!
SIGN    Crash
[04:05] K1
    Yeowch...
[04:07] K1
    Watch it, geez!
[04:10] T2
    Ow!
[04:13] T2
    H-Hey! You just saw my
    underwear, didn't you?!
SIGN    ????
    1) Never mind that. Are you hurt?
    2) Your striped panties? Nope, didn't see 'em!
    3) You run into me, and you're the one who's mad!?
    4) Free Response
[04:26] K1
    What is this?
SIGN    ???? 1) Never mind that. Are you hurt? 2) Your striped panties? Nope, didn't see 'em! 3) You run into me, and you're the one who's mad!? 4) Free Response
[04:31] K1
    U-Uh...
SIGN    ???? 1) Never mind that. Are you hurt? 2) Your striped panties? Nope, didn't see 'em! 3) You run into me, and you're the one who's mad!? 4) Free Response
[04:33] K1
    "Your striped panties? Nope, didn't see 'em!"
[04:38] T2
    You are the worst!
[04:40] K1
    Ow, ow, ow...
[04:40] T2
    The nerve of some people!
[04:46] K1
    What was that about?
[04:52] K1
    What is going on?!
[04:55] S
    Hey, Kazuya!
[04:57] S
    You're late, man.
[04:59] K1
    What's all this?
[05:00] S
    You mean to tell me you don't know
    about this once-in-a-lifetime event?
[05:04] S
    Today, after school,
[05:05] S
    if you successfully ask a girl out under
    the legendary cherry blossom tree,
[05:09] S
    your relationship is destined to work out!
[05:12] K1
    Cherry blossom tree?
[05:13] S
    You better hurry, man!
[05:15] S
    Only one couple gets to seal the deal!
[05:18] K1
    Do we even have a cherry blossom tree?
[05:22] K1
    I guess we do.
[05:26] K2
    I've already figured it out, Kazuya.
[05:29] K2
    This is the handiwork of a gal game amasogi.
[05:32] K1
    A gal game?
[05:34] K2
    Precisely!
[05:35] K2
    To be exact, one of
    the "dating sim" variety.
[05:39] K2
    Such games involve raising
    your target's affection
[05:41] K2
    in order to enter a romantic relationship.
[05:44] K1
    Oh, I think I borrowed
    one of those from Osamu.
[05:47] K1
    You play those sorts of
    games too, Kiriha-san?
[05:50] K2
    Aye. They're more enjoyable than I expected.
[05:55] K2
    The game amasogi is likely somewhere
    on the school grounds and running.
[05:59] K2
    Which would mean...
[06:00] K1
    It must be somewhere with a TV.
[06:06] K1
    Chisato and that guy she rejected?
[06:11] H
    Yes! Scored a combo!
[06:15] K1
    Hey, Chisato...
[06:18] C
    Please don't call out to me
    like you know me...
[06:21] C
    Kagami-kun.
[06:24] K1
    What's gotten into you, Chisato?
[06:26] C
    Oh! He's scaring me, Hiroshi-kun!
[06:28] K1
    You! What did you do to her?
[06:30] H
    Hey, quit with the false accusations!
[06:33] K1
    But she rejected you yesterday!
[06:36] H
    Shut up! You're grasping
    at straws, and you know it!
[06:40] K1
    If you're threatening her into this—
[06:47] C
    Don't be so terrible to Hiroshi-kun!
[06:49] C
    It's revolting.
[06:51] C
    Let's go, Hiroshi-kun.
[06:53] H
    Sure.
[06:57] H
    You two are childhood friends, right?
[06:59] H
    Tough luck for you.
[07:01] H
    Nobody can beat me when
    it comes to Pure Heart.
[07:05] H
    Nothing you do can stop me now.
[07:07] H
    Give it up, pal!
[07:13] K2
    Pure Heart...
[07:17] K2
    Kazuya, listen!
[07:19] K2
    It's him! He is the amasogi's owner!
[07:22] K1
    How can you tell?
[07:23] K2
    Fool!
[07:24] K2
    Who else would know the title of the game?!
[07:29] C
    So as I was saying,
[07:31] C
    would you like to study together
    for the upcoming test?
[07:34] H
    I've got her affection
    just short of maxed out.
[07:36] H
    Chikaishi Chisato's ending
[07:38] H
    is practically mine!
[07:40] K1
    Hold it!
[07:42] K1
    You're using an amasogi, aren't you?!
[07:46] H
    Ookado Fan Squadron!
[07:50] ODF
    Reporting!
[07:52] ODF
    Don't—
[07:52] ODF
    you—
[07:53] ODF
    touch—
[07:54] ODF
    Ookado-kun!
SIGN    Ookado
[07:57] ---
    Somebody help!
[07:57] H
    Serves you right.
[07:59] K1
    Get back here!
[08:05] K2
    Listen, Kazuya.
[08:06] K2
    I will find the amasogi
    and turn the game off.
[08:10] K2
    You have to win Chisato back.
[08:15] K1
    Okay. I understand.
SIGN    Manga Research Club
[08:20] O
    I see.
[08:22] O
    That makes this uncanny
    situation much clearer.
[08:27] O
    Pure Heart, is it?
[08:28] K1
    Yeah! You're the only one
    I can turn to, Osamu!
[08:32] O
    Very well.
[08:33] O
    I've cleared all the characters in
    Phone already. Leave it to me.
[08:37] O
    Phone?
SIGN    P.H. One
[08:39] O
    It'll only cost you 30
    pages of inking assistance.
[08:41] K1
    Aw, come on!
SIGN    Pure Heart System!
SIGN    Regular Response or Free Response You can express yourself however you want!!
SIGN    A day's schedule
SIGN    Head to
    school(Done)
SIGN    First Period
    Between Classes(Done)
SIGN    Second Period
    Between Classes(Done)
SIGN    Third Period
    (You are here)Between Classes
    Fourth Period
SIGN    Lunch
SIGN    Break Time
SIGN    Fifth Period Cleanup
SIGN    After School (1)
SIGN    After School (2)
SIGN    Confession Event
[08:46] O
    The Pure Heart system!
[08:48] O
    In addition to the options
    presented during events,
[08:51] O
    you can raise heroines' affection levels
    with free responses and actions!
SIGN    In addition to the default options,
    you can use free actions and responses
    to level up your affection!!
[08:54] O
    A completely flexible
    dating simulation system!
SIGN    A day's schedule
[08:57] O
    During each predetermined
    phase of the school day,
SIGN    Head to school (Done)
SIGN    First Period
    Between Classes (Done)
[09:00] O
    you activate events
    with your target character,
SIGN    Second Period
    Between Classes (Done)
SIGN    Third Period
    (You are here) Between Classes
[09:02] O
    raise their affection,
SIGN    Lunch
SIGN    Between classes
SIGN    Fifth Period/Cleanup
[09:03] O
    and, in the final phase after school,
    confess your feelings!
SIGN    After School (1)
SIGN    Fifth Period/Cleanup
SIGN    After School (1)
SIGN    After School (2)
SIGN    After School (2)
SIGN    Confession Event
[09:05] O
    This leads to the ending.
[09:07] O
    Now, with your current disadvantage,
[09:09] O
    the only way to make a comeback
    is by using the free entry option.
SIGN    Regular or Free Response
[09:15] O
    By fully grasping the esteemed
    Chikaishi's personality,
[09:18] O
    you'll need to come to the
    best possible response.
[09:21] K1
    Got it!
[09:23] K1
    It's time to conquer Chikaishi Chisato!
SIGN    Human x Spirit Romance Simulation!?
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Starting Today You Are My Servant
[09:30] C
    Tsugumomo!
[09:36] T2
    Tsugumomo.
[09:38] K1
    The school is enveloped in a bizarre aura
SIGN    ???? 1) Never mind that. Are you hurt? 2) Your striped panties? Nope, didn't see 'em! 3) You run into me, and you're the one who's mad!? 4) Free Response
[09:41] K1
    caused by the gal game amasogi spawned by
    Ookado Hiroshi's desire to woo Chisato.
SIGN    Ookado Hiroshi
[09:45] K1
    Kiriha-san is searching on her
    own to try and find the amasogi.
[09:48] K1
    Meanwhile, in order to stop Ookado,
[09:51] K1
    I set out to conquer
    Chikaishi Chisato myself!
[10:40] K1
    There she is!
[10:42] K1
    Chisato! Wait up!
[10:47] C
    What is it? I was going to
    meet with Hiroshi-kun.
[10:51] K1
    So cold!
[10:52] O
    Catching up with our
    less-than-esteemed Ookado
[10:55] O
    will require you to build a combo
    by continually raising her affection.
[10:59] O
    Godspeed.
[11:02] C
    If you need something,
    could you make it quick?
SIGN    Chikaishi Chisato
    1) Did you see that show last night?
    2) Did you cut your hair?
    3)Something perverted
    4)Free Response
[11:06] K1
    Here we go!
[11:08] K1
    The default answers are predictably lame.
SIGN    4) Free Response
[11:11] K1
    I have to think for myself!
[11:13] K1
    The best answer, knowing what I
    do about Chisato's personality...
[11:17] K1
    There was a problem I didn't
    get in math today!
[11:20] K1
    Could you please help me with it?!
[11:27] C
    It would be my duty as class representative.
[11:29] C
    Very well.
[11:30] K1
    All right! Her affection went up!
[11:35] C
    You use the formula here...
SIGN    Chikaishi Chisato
    1) I don't understand the formula.
    2) You're good at teaching.
    3) Your eyebrows sure are thick, Chisato
    4) Free Response
[11:48] K1
    Your hands are beautiful, Chisato.
[11:54] C
    Please take this seriously.
[11:56] ---
    What went wrong?!
[11:58] O
    Use your context clues, my friend.
[12:08] O
    Listen closely. This may be your last chance.
[12:12] C
    Why am I eating lunch with you two?
[12:16] O
    This pair of lonely gentlemen
[12:18] O
    wished to adorn their lunch table
    with a delicate flower.
[12:23] C
    A flower...?
[12:25] K1
    Why are you scoring points, Osamu?!
[12:28] O
    Consider it a simple bit of
    conversational lubricant.
[12:30] C
    Sheesh. Flattery like that
    won't get you anywhere.
SIGN    Chikaishi Chisato
    1) Your lunch looks tasty.
    2) Can I have your fried egg?
    3) You're a good cook, Chisato.
    4) Free Response
[12:36] K1
    The third answer seems too good to pass up.
[12:40] O
    But the default answers won't be good enough!
[12:43] K1
    Something even better than option three...
[12:45] K1
    Something like...
[12:47] K1
    Y'know, Chisato, your lunches...
[12:49] C
    Yes?
[12:51] K1
    They seem like the kind a mom would make.
[12:56] C
    What...
[12:57] C
    What are you saying? And so suddenly...
[13:01] O
    Well done!
[13:02] O
    More than a simple compliment,
    putting her in the position of a mother
[13:06] O
    is the best possible way
    to praise her efforts!
[13:09] C
    You can have a bit, if you'd like.
[13:11] K1
    Thank you!
SIGN    Chikaishi Chisato
    1) Wow! It's so good!
    2) I kind of prefer them sweeter
    3) I could make this better
    4) Free Response
[13:17] ---
    Wow, this egg is so fluffy!
[13:20] ---
    I could eat this every day!
[13:23] ---
    Chisato, you'd make a great wife!
[13:30] ---
    I kept the combo going!
    I might manage this after all!
[13:32] O
    Right! Keep at it!
[13:34] C
    By the way, Kazuya-kun,
[13:36] C
    is Kiriha-san not with you today?
[13:41] O
    No window?
[13:44] O
    This must be a free-input conversation event!
[13:47] O
    If he answers carelessly—
[13:48] K1
    Yeah.
[13:49] K1
    She's probably off napping
    in her gym clothes.
[13:54] C
    Sleeping... in gym clothes...
    in the same bed...
[14:02] O
    Her affection's gone down.
[14:05] K1
    Why?! There wasn't even a window!
[14:07] O
    Stay calm. The conversation
    event isn't over yet.
[14:11] O
    There are negative combos
    as well as positive ones.
[14:14] O
    You need to get out of this
    with your next response.
[14:18] C
    You must like gym clothes, then, Kagami-kun.
[14:21] K1
    Well, they were probably the
    most decent of the lot...
[14:26] C
    So you dress her in lots of
    other costumes, is that it?
[14:29] K1
    Well, she can't go around naked all day!
[14:31] C
    She lets you see her naked?
[14:35] K1
    H-Hey, Osamu!
[14:38] ---
    Something just showed up!
SIGN    Chikaishi Chisato Chisato is totes mad!
[14:41] ---
    What is that?! A bomb?!
[14:42] O
    Please, defuse it quickly!
[14:46] C
    You are awful!
[14:53] K2
    And you return with
    your tail between your legs.
[14:56] K1
    This game is impossible.
[14:57] O
    That negative combo couldn't have
    come at a worse moment.
[15:01] O
    Your affection level is
    probably sub-zero by now.
[15:04] K1
    Kiriha-san, did you find the amasogi?
[15:07] K2
    Afraid not. It was nowhere to be found.
[15:10] K2
    Osamu, is there nothing else
    he can do game-wise?
[15:14] O
    There's only one way to maximize
    her affection level at this point.
[15:20] K1
    Really?!
[15:21] K2
    Why not mention it sooner?!
[15:23] O
    Because relying on standard
    combos was must less risky.
[15:28] O
    This isn't a legitimate method.
[15:30] O
    It's what you might call an exploit.
[15:33] O
    I'm not even sure if it will help,
    in this situation.
[15:36] O
    But we have no other options.
[15:39] K2
    We'll have to take this gamble.
[15:41] K1
    So what do I do?
[15:43] O
    It's known as an NTR combo.
[15:46] K1
    NTR...
[15:50] O
    Even though it's referred to as a
    combo, you only have one chance.
[15:54] O
    After school, when normally
    the only option is to confess,
[15:57] O
    there is a certain sequence of inputs
    that will trigger a conversation event.
SIGN    After School (1)
SIGN    Trigger Conversation
SIGN    After School (2)
[16:02] ---
    By using this bug,
[16:04] ---
    you can exceed the maximum
    level of affection.
[16:07] ---
    In other words...
[16:09] K1
    In other words...?
[16:11] O
    With a single sentence,
[16:12] O
    you can blow our less-than-esteemed Ookado's
    affection score out of the water!
SIGN    Kagami
SIGN    Ookado
[16:18] O
    Being a childhood friend
[16:19] O
    is a significant advantage
    in your situation.
[16:22] O
    There should be some kind
    of hint in your past.
[16:25] O
    If you can say something that will
    max out her affection in short order...
[16:38] H
    Chisato.
[16:42] C
    Hiroshi-kun.
[16:44] H
    I want to tell you that I...
[16:46] K1
    Hold it right there!
[16:54] K1
    Hold that confession... right there...
[16:58] H
    What now?
[16:59] H
    No one wants to hear from you now.
[17:01] C
    That's right, Kagami-kun. Please leave.
[17:07] H
    I'm guessing you're trying
    to pull an NTR combo.
[17:11] H
    Did you think I wouldn't know about that?
[17:14] H
    So what if you can bypass the score limit?
[17:15] H
    There's no way you can turn
    this around with a single line!
[17:21] K1
    It took me a while to borrow these.
[17:33] K1
    Here. Let's play house again.
[17:42] (Flashback) C
    Here, Kazuya-kun, you're the daddy.
[17:45] (Flashback) K1
    Huh? Playing house again?
[17:50] (Flashback) Goons
    He's playing house again!
[17:52] (Flashback) Goons
    What a sissy!
[17:55] (Flashback) K1
    I don't wanna! I'm not doing this anymore!
[18:02] (Flashback) C
    Oh... Okay.
[18:05] (Flashback) C
    But...
[18:07] (Flashback) C
    Keep the daddy doll, Kazuya-kun.
[18:10] (Flashback) C
    And I'll keep the mommy doll.
[18:13] (Flashback) C
    So we can play house again.
[18:17] (Flashback) C
    I'll be waiting.
[18:27] C
    How could I...
[18:30] C
    How could I say no to that?
[18:43] H
    Impossible!
[18:51] O
    Magnificent.
[18:52] H
    I couldn't even win in a game?!
[18:55] H
    This is too much!
[18:55] K2
    Wait! You need to destroy the amasogi!
[18:58] O
    A loser, both in-game and in real life.
[19:02] O
    It must be mortifying.
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[19:04] K1
    Man, I'm tired!
[19:08] K2
    I'm sure he's still hiding
    somewhere in the school.
[19:12] K2
    We'll find him and extract
    the location of the amasogi.
[19:15] K2
    You two just rest there.
[19:18] C
    Are you okay, Kazuya-kun?
[19:23] K1
    I'm fine! You should rest, too, Chisato.
[19:27] K1
    Oh, right. Her affection
    is still maxed out.
[19:33] C
    Then I'll take a nap on the other bed.
[19:38] K1
    Okay.
[19:40] K1
    Sleep tight.
[20:08] K1
    What?!
[20:13] C
    Kazuya-kun...
[20:21] C
    Let's make love.
[20:23] O
    What did you just say?
[20:25] H
    Like I said, I was running it
    on a PC in the computer lab.
[20:30] K2
    Does that mean something to you, Osamu?
[20:32] O
    The PC version of Pure Heart...
[20:35] O
    In other words, it's Pure Heart...
[20:37] O
    X-Rated Edition!
[20:41] O
    That is to say, a porn game.
[20:44] K1
    Hang on, Chisato!
    You're under the amasogi's influence—
[20:47] C
    It doesn't matter.
[20:49] C
    Right now, I want to become
    one with you, Kazuya.
[20:53] K1
    Not there!
[20:55] O
    At this rate, those two
    will enter the final event.
[20:59] K2
    That's bad! That's really bad!
[21:01] O
    The two of us will shut the game down.
[21:03] O
    Kiriha-san, hurry to them!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[21:08] K2
    Kazuya!
[21:24] O
    So, how far did they get, actually?
[21:27] K2
    By the time I arrived...
[21:30] K2
    they had already separated.
[21:32] K2
    None of my interrogation techniques
    could work it out of him.
[21:37] K2
    I suppose it doesn't matter.
[21:44] K2
    They once more share the
    memory of playing house.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] K1
    With the shrine destroyed, Kukuri-chan
    and Kokuyou-san are in real trouble.
[23:24] K1
    They ask the neighboring local god,
    Kanayama-san, for a loan,
[23:26] K1
    but a dreadful game awaits them!
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 7: "Kanayama-san."
SIGN    Kanayama-san
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by Tagame Gengoroh

Season 1

E7 - Kanayama-san

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[00:00] K3
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[00:05] K2
    And you said the malison
    levels would stay low!
[00:08] K2
    A high of 10%?! We nearly drowned
    in supernatural trouble!
[00:12] K2
    You goddess of idiocy!
[00:14] K3
    Gimme a break! C'mon, ease up!
[00:16] K1
    All right, I think that's enough.
[00:19] K2
    No mercy for fools!
[00:24] ---
    Now, the finisher:
    One Thousand Years of Death!
[00:27] K3
    Whoa, that ain't funny!
[00:29] K4
    Kukuri-sama.
[00:31] K3
    K-Kokuyou! Help me out here!
[00:33] K4
    I'm terribly sorry, but I must be going.
[00:37] K1
    Kokuyou-san, what's with the uniform?
[00:40] K4
    The costs of repairing the shrine,
    paying for a new malison forecast,
[00:43] K4
    and general living expenses have
    obligated me to take on a part-time job.
[00:47] K4
    Now, if you'll excuse me.
[00:50] K3
    Kokuyou!
[00:52] K2
    Oh, there's no escape for you!
[00:55] K3
    Off!
[00:56] K3
    This local goddess ain't no pushover!
[00:58] K3
    Take this! Water Impact!
[01:05] K2
    What was that supposed to be?!
[01:07] K3
    Shoot! I done forgot how weak
    I was outside of the shrine!
[01:11] K2
    Have some more!
[01:12] K1
    Come on, Kiriha-san.
[01:13] K1
    If you don't tone it down,
    you won't get any pudding.
[01:17] K2
    I can hardly miss out on pudding
    because of some goddess of idiocy.
[01:21] K1
    I'll go buy some, so just
    behave and wait here, okay?
[01:24] K2
    Aye.
[01:28] K2
    Now, why don't we have a little chat, Kukuri?
SIGN    Concentration.
SIGN    A game where you place the 52 cards other than the joker face down,
SIGN    and take turns flipping them over to find pairs.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[02:02] Character Signs
    Kiriha
[02:06] Character Signs
    Kagami Kazuya
[02:11] Character Signs
    Kokuyou
[02:11] Character Signs
    Kukuri
[02:14] Character Signs
    Chikaishi Chisato
[02:15] Character Signs
    Shiramine Shirou
[02:15] Character Signs
    Osanai Osamu
SIGN    Kettle
SIGN    Kanayama-san
SIGN    "Kanayama-san."
SIGN    South Kamioka Park
[03:19] K2
    Kukuri...
[03:20] K2
    You managed to brush me off before,
[03:23] K2
    but why is your strength so depleted?
[03:26] K2
    You've taken on this young appearance
    and are barely able to wield your power.
[03:32] K3
    I can't say yet.
[03:34] K3
    I'll let you know when the time's right.
[03:37] K2
    Tell me now.
[03:39] K2
    I don't appreciate having to heed
    your whim without knowing why.
[03:42] K2
    Does it have something
    to do with forcing Kazuya
[03:45] K2
    to become the malison cleanser?
[03:50] K2
    Keeping quiet, eh?
[03:52] K2
    I can force you to speak, you realize.
[03:56] K3
    Go 'head and try.
[03:58] K3
    But...
[04:00] K3
    ...wait till this here
    Hakusan Kukuri Dam is finished!
[04:04] K2
    It's to manage the water for
    the townsfolk in the foothills?
[04:07] K2
    I suppose I must.
[04:08] K3
    Time to resume construction!
SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[04:11] Boys
    Look out!
SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[04:17] Boys
    Check it out! A pair of mud monsters!
SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[04:20] Boys
    Talk about dirty!
[04:22] K2
    Get over here!
[04:24] K3
    My... My dam...
[04:27] Kids
    Get a load of the poop monster!
[04:29] K2
    What did you call me?! Poop?!
[04:32] K3
    Dam...
[04:33] K1
    What just happened?
[04:38] K3
    Why the blazes am I doin' this?
[04:41] K3
    Well, it's Kazuya's duty to wash my back...
[04:46] K3
    But you were too embarrassed
    to let him in with us.
[04:50] K3
    That was the normal way to react!
[04:53] K2
    As if you were so pure and innocent.
[04:55] K3
    Huh?
[04:59] K3
    Is it me, or is your chest gettin' bigger?
[05:02] K2
    Oh, now that you mention it...
[05:05] K2
    I feel as though I've gotten taller, too.
[05:08] K2
    My spiritual energy seems to be
    recovering thanks to my holder, Kazuya.
[05:16] K2
    So, what about it?
[05:20] K2
    We were discussing something in the sandbox!
[05:22] K3
    Give it a rest!
[05:23] K3
    I told you, I can't say!
[05:25] K2
    I see, I see...
[05:26] K2
    Then why not settle things with a game?
[05:28] K2
    Shiritori!
[05:29] K3
    That ain't the point!
[05:31] K2
    I'll go first!
[05:33] K3
    You can't just start and—
[05:35] K2
    Washboard!
[05:38] K3
    Dunce!
[05:40] K2
    Excrement!
[05:41] K3
    Treacherous!
[05:43] K2
    Stupid!
[05:44] K3
    Dimwit!
[05:45] K2
    Twerp!
[05:46] K3
    Poor-mannered-youkai!
[05:47] K2
    Ignoramus-goddess!
[05:54] K1
    After thanking me for use of the bath,
    Kukuri-chan headed back to the park.
[05:59] K1
    That was great.
[06:00] K5
    I'm glad you liked it.
[06:02] K5
    Aw, you left so much!
[06:05] K1
    Sorry...
[06:06] NK2
    Honestly!
[06:08] K1
    Gotta save some for Kiriha-san...
[06:11] K5
    You haven't taken in a dog or
    a cat or something, have you?
[06:14] K1
    No, of course not!
[06:16] K5
    No pets, okay?
[06:17] K5
    You know Dad's allergic.
[06:20] K6
    Sorry, son.
[06:21] K2
    That's right, Kazuya.
[06:23] K2
    You're enough of a dog as it is.
[06:25] K1
    Yeah, yeah...
[06:29] K5
    Excuse me! Do not call Ya-kun
    a dog, you freeloading youkai!
[06:33] K2
    Who are you calling a youkai?!
    I am a tsukumogami!
[06:35] K2
    What? Kiriha-san, how...?
SIGN    That Day
[06:39] K2
    I've already met with these two
    since the day after that day.
[06:45] K2
    Don't forget, I'm the tsukumogami born
    from a memento of your mother's.
[06:49] K2
    It's not strange I'd be
    acquainted with your family.
[06:52] K1
    Now that you mention it,
    that makes sense, but still...
[06:56] K1
    Wait, then... Dad, you know Kiriha-san?
[07:00] K6
    Yeah, I do.
[07:02] K6
    She and I go back quite a ways, in fact...
[07:37] K6
    She's like a sister-in-law.
[07:41] K2
    That didn't quite hit the spot.
[07:43] K2
    Kazuaki, bring me pudding.
[07:45] K6
    Coming right up.
[07:47] K1
    The head of the household
    is being pushed around...
[07:50] SFX
    Pudding!
[07:54] K1
    Come to think of it, I forgot
    to give Kukuri-chan some pudding.
[07:58] K2
    All this running around...
[08:01] K1
    I have some for Kokuyou-san, too.
    Let's hurry and drop them off.
[08:05] K2
    Right.
SIGN    South Kamioka Park
[08:08] K1
    Huh?
[08:12] K2
    What in the world?!
[08:14] K3
    Kiriha!
[08:15] K3
    My... My shrine done been...
[08:19] K2
    What happened to it?
[08:20] K4
    It was classified as a playground
    hazard and removed.
[08:24] K1
    Kokuyou-san?
[08:25] K4
    A child was apparently injured
    on the playhouse slide.
[08:29] K4
    One of the city officials
    was harangued by the mother
[08:32] K4
    and arranged to have it removed.
SIGN    Off-Limits
[08:36] K2
    Oh, the brat from before.
[08:38] K2
    I seem to recall him skinning his knee...
[08:42] K3
    Where am I s'posed to sleep from now on?
[08:45] K2
    Fair enough. I suppose
    I'll arrange something.
[08:50] K5
    Ya-kun, I keep telling you,
[08:52] K5
    we can't keep any pets. Go put them back.
[08:55] K1
    Uh, it's okay...
[08:57] K1
    They're people.
[08:58] Kokyou
    We appreciate the hospitality.
[09:04] K2+3
    Tsugumomo!
[09:10] T
    Tsugumomo.
[09:18] K1
    You sleep like an animal, Kiriha-san.
[09:21] K1
    And wear just as much underwear.
[09:23] K1
    Good morning...
[09:24] K5
    Good morning, Ya-kun.
[09:32] K4
    Satisfied?
[09:34] K1
    K-Kokuyou-san?!
[09:36] K1
    That wasn't on purpose!
[09:38] K4
    You need not worry.
[09:40] K4
    It seems playing with my chest
[09:41] K4
    is considered by men to be
    a reward surpassing all.
[09:47] K4
    I am truly grateful for
    what you've done for us.
[09:50] K4
    Do as you may!
[09:52] K3
    No! Kazuyan, you're such a perv!
[09:55] K1
    Kukuri-chan? What are you two doing here?
[09:58] K1
    Oh yeah.
SIGN    Last night
[10:02] (Flashback) Sign
    We want to at least give
    them a place to sleep...
[10:06] (Flashback) K6
    Kazuya, don't you realize what providing
    housing for two people entails?
[10:12] (Flashback) K5
    That's right.
[10:13] (Flashback) K5
    I'd do almost anything for you,
    Ya-kun, but there are limits.
[10:16] (Flashback) K5
    I can't...
[10:17] (Flashback) K5
    I can't abide you sharing a roof
    with such a dynamite pair of tits!
[10:22] (Flashback) K5
    What if there's an incident?!
[10:24] (Flashback) K1
    S-Sis...
[10:26] (Flashback) K2
    Are you certain about this, Kazuaki?
[10:28] (Flashback) K6
    Even at your request,
    Kiriha-san, I'm afraid not.
[10:34] (Flashback) K2
    "June 22nd. Clear skies."
[10:37] (Flashback) K2
    "To me, you are like a sunflower."
[10:41] (Flashback) K1/Sign
    "From the day I saw you, it's like
    I was possessed by your charm. "
[10:46] (Flashback) K1/Sign
    "Your smile, your voice, and your very gaze"
[10:50] (Flashback) K1/Sign
    "seem to bring light
    to those around you,"
[10:52] (Flashback) K1/Sign
    "like a goddess"—
[10:58] (Flashback) K6
    You're welcome to stay.
    Think of our home as your own.
[11:01] (Flashback) K3
    Yay!
[11:02] (Flashback) K5
    Wha—Dad?!
SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[11:05] K4
    We'll be in your care, starting today.
[11:07] K3
    Yay!
[11:09] K3
    A tatami floor!
[11:10] K3
    A proper tatami floor to sleep on!
[11:11] K1
    Part of our house became
    holy ground overnight.
[11:12] K4
    A proper floor indeed, Kukuri-sama.
[11:14] K3
    The offering box goes here!
[11:16] K2
    Don't get carried away.
[11:18] K3
    Honest though, we're right grateful.
[11:21] K3
    I was about done eatin'
    edible bugs and grass.
[11:25] K2
    Finish that quickly.
[11:26] K2
    We've got somewhere to go today.
[11:28] K3
    Where's that?
[11:30] K3
    No way!
[11:34] K3
    I ain't goin', no how!
[11:36] K2
    If you borrow some money,
    you can buy the malison forecast!
[11:40] K2
    You are such a nuisance!
[11:42] K2
    If you won't go, then explain why!
[11:44] K3
    I can't! That's part of the deal!
[11:46] K2
    What's that even mean?!
[11:47] K2
    See, we're already here.
SIGN    Kanara Shrine
[11:53] K1/Shrine Sign
    Kanara Shrine?
[11:54] K1/Shrine Sign
    We're borrowing money from here?
[11:56] K2
    That's right.
[11:57] K2
    Now, call on her.
[11:59] K3
    Hey, Taguri.
[12:01] K3
    It's me. Let us in.
[12:03] T
    Certainly.
[12:12] K3
    Ow!
[12:15] K2
    What is this?
[12:19] T
    Welcome to the Kanara Shrine.
[12:23] T
    I am Kanayamabime-no-kami, Taguri.
[12:26] T
    I don't believe I've met you two before.
[12:29] K2
    Aye. I'm Kiriha, a tsukumogami.
[12:32] K1
    Uh... I'm Kagami Kazuya.
[12:36] T
    It's nice to meet you.
[12:37] T
    So, Kukuri-chan, did you come
    to borrow some more money?
[12:42] K3
    Yeah...
[12:43] K3
    I know I ain't paid you back for
    last time yet, and I'm sorry...
[12:47] T
    Oh, it's perfectly fine!
[12:49] T
    In that case,
[12:51] T
    we can do this the usual way.
[12:56] T
    Here we are.
[12:58] K1
    Are we playing Concentration?
[13:01] T
    That's right! Let's have some fun.
[13:04] K2
    What's this got to do with borrowing money?
[13:07] T
    If you collect the
    pairs that offer money,
[13:09] T
    I'll loan you the amount printed on them.
SIGN    Loan
    Ten Thousand Yen
[13:12] K2
    I see.
[13:13] K3
    Kiriha... Kazuyan...
[13:16] K3
    No holdin' back, y'hear?
[13:18] K3
    We gotta get all the cards.
[13:20] K3
    And if push comes to shove...
[13:24] K2
    Aye.
[13:25] K2
    Understood. I'll keep that in mind.
[13:28] T
    We'll roll dice to decide turn order.
SIGN    Second Player Kazuya
SIGN    First Player Kiriha
SIGN    Third Player Kukuri
[13:34] K2
    Looks like I'm up first.
[13:35] T
    And I'm last.
SIGN    Game Start
[13:40] Sign
    Now then...
[13:41] Sign
    Where to start?
SIGN    Loan
    Five Thousand Yen
SIGN    Loan
    Five Thousand Yen
[13:50] K1
    That's 5,000 yen already!
[13:53] K2
    Excellent! Off to a good start!
[13:55] K3
    Heck yeah! Keep it up!
SIGN    Loan
    Ten Thousand Yen
SIGN    Loan
    Twenty Thousand Yen
[14:02] K2
    Well, you can only be so lucky.
[14:04] T
    So close, though.
[14:05] K1
    My turn next, then.
SIGN    Boobie Smooching
SIGN    Booty Fondling
[14:14] K2
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What in the hell?!
[14:16] K3
    Simmer down!
[14:18] K3
    With these cards,
SIGN    Booty Fondling
SIGN    Boobie Smooching
[14:20] K3
    if you get a pair, you can
    demand the act written on them.
[14:23] K2
    That isn't the issue!
[14:24] K2
    It's the smooching and fondling
    I'm concerned about!
[14:27] K3
    This here game of Concentration....
[14:30] K3
    was created by Taguri to satisfy
    certain... interests she's got.
[14:36] K1
    Certain interests?
SIGN    Little Girls Only
[14:42] T
    Thank you, Kukuri-chan.
[14:46] T
    You brought me such a
    delectable little friend...
[14:49] K2
    I'm going home!
[14:50] K3
    No, you ain't!
[14:51] K2
    Let go of me!
[14:54] K2
    There are some things you
    should warn people about!
[14:57] K3
    I had to keep that secret
    as part of the loan deal!
[15:02] K3
    But we do have a shot!
[15:05] K3
    We just gotta grab all the cards!
[15:07] K2
    Well obviously, but...
[15:08] K2
    Blast it, I suppose we've no choice.
[15:10] T
    Aw. It's your turn next, Kukuri-chan.
[15:13] T
    Hurry up, please.
[15:16] K3
    If I can just find the partner of a
    card what's been flipped already...
SIGN    Cards that have been flipped: -Loan of ten thousand yen -Loan of twenty thousand yen -Boobie Smooching -Booty fondling
SIGN    Ear Nibbling
[15:22] K3
    This is a new one!
[15:24] K2
    Calm yourself, Kukuri!
[15:25] K2
    You simply need to guess where
    the other Ear Nibbling card is!
[15:28] K3
    Y-You're right. I can't be losin' my focus.
[15:32] K3
    Gotta sharpen my senses...
[15:34] K3
    I can do this.
[15:36] K3
    I can see it!
[15:37] K3
    This is the one!
SIGN    Armpit Sniff
[15:39] K2
    "This is the one," my foot!
[15:41] K2
    Don't get our hopes up, goddess of idiocy!
[15:44] T
    Now then...
[15:45] T
    I certainly hope I can get a pair.
SIGN    Licking and Smooching
[15:51] K1
    A new card... That's a relief.
[15:54] K2
    Good.
[15:55] K2
    Next round, we'll strip the table bare!
[15:57] Not-Tachiki
    However, when it came to this game,
[16:00] Not-Tachiki
    Kanayama Taguri proved she was, indeed...
SIGN    Licking and Smooching
[16:08] Not-Tachiki
    ...a goddess.
[16:09] T
    Now then...
[16:11] T
    Who do I choose?
[16:14] T
    Do I go for the lips of Kiriha-chan,
[16:16] T
    whose cute button mouth conceals
    dangerous-looking fangs?
[16:19] T
    Or Kukuri-chan, whose lips are as
    dewy as a flowers in the morning?
[16:26] T
    I know.
[16:37] T
    Thanks for that! Now, let's continue.
[16:41] K1
    There's no telling what kind of
    horrors the other cards have!
[16:45] Not-Tachiki
    Luckily, Taguri's first turn
    ended with her next attempt.
[16:49] Not-Tachiki
    But on her second turn,
    Taguri scored the Candy Stick Game.
SIGN    Candy Stick Game
[17:02] Not-Tachiki
    Her momentum showed no signs of slowing.
SIGN    Neck Nape Licky-Licky
[17:05] Not-Tachiki
    Neck Nape Licky-Licky...
SIGN    Foot Sole Licky-Licky
[17:12] Not-Tachiki
    ...and Foot Sole Licky-Licky.
    A licky-licky doubleheader.
SIGN    Kitty Cat Suit
[17:21] Sign
    Kitty Cat Suit.
SIGN    Bunny Girl
[17:25] Sign
    Bunny Girl.
[17:27] Sign
    Kanayama Taguri stood untouchable.
[17:30] Sign
    None can outmaneuver her in this game.
[17:35] Sign
    I'd love to get a touchy-feely one, next.
SIGN    Psst...
[17:39] Sign
    And I know just where the cards are.
SIGN    Psst...
[17:42] K3
    This is bad. Real bad!
[17:44] K2
    At this rate all the remaining
    cards will be Taguri's.
[17:48] K1
    Huh? Why?
[17:49] Not-Tachiki
    Allow me to explain.
[17:51] Not-Tachiki
    Only one card remains unflipped
    from the previous rounds of play.
[17:55] Not-Tachiki
    It's possible to ascertain which
    card this is from the others.
[18:00] Not-Tachiki
    Which means that, if she makes no mistakes,
[18:02] Not-Tachiki
    Taguri can take the remaining
    cards with her next turn.
[18:05] Not-Tachiki
    The partner of the card
    that hasn't been touched yet
[18:08] Not-Tachiki
    is this one, isn't it?
SIGN    Full Body Massage
[18:12] Not-Tachiki
    She was correct. Indeed,
    all hope seemed lost.
[18:16] K3
    This is our last chance to make our move!
[18:19] K2
    All right, then!
[18:21] K2
    Say, Taguri...
[18:23] K2
    Wh-Where's the privy?
[18:25] K2
    I can't hold it much longer.
[18:26] K2
    Oh, my. Then I had best tell you.
[18:29] K2
    It's at the end of the hallway.
    Hurry along, now.
[18:33] K2
    I'm scared to go alone...
[18:35] K2
    C-Can you come with me?
[18:46] K3
    Now!
[18:52] K1
    W-Will that actually be enough?
[18:55] K3
    It will! She'll fall for it, no doubt!
[18:58] K2
    Enough! I can clean myself off, fool!
[19:01] T
    No need to be shy, now.
[19:09] K2
    Sheesh...
[19:10] T
    Here we are. Let's continue, shall we?
[19:15] K2
    You better have pulled it off.
[19:17] K3
    Naturally.
[19:22] T
    Oh? The cards have been moved.
SIGN    Psst...
SIGN    Psst...
[19:28] K3
    Wh-What?
[19:30] K3
    You sayin' we cheated or somethin'?
[19:34] T
    I'm a god whose domain
    is metals of all kinds...
[19:37] T
    Which means I've memorized
    even the faintest blemishes
[19:40] T
    on the surfaces of these brass playing cards.
[19:43] T
    The fingerprints on a card that
    Kukuri-chan flipped before are gone,
[19:47] T
    yet a card that hasn't been
    touched before has them.
[19:51] K2
    That's a false accusation!
[19:52] K3
    We ain't moved no cards!
[19:55] T
    Then, instead of the
    card that hasn't been touched,
[19:58] T
    let's check this one.
[20:01] T
    And if this card has been swapped
    with "Full Body Massage"
[20:05] T
    you two won't mind spending
    the night, will you?
[20:17] T
    Wh-What in the world?!
SIGN    Nipple Rubby
[20:19] K2
    Now then, I believe it's my turn!
[20:23] K2
    There!
SIGN    Full Body Massage
[20:25] T
    That can't be!
[20:26] T
    The cards are in the same position?
[20:29] T
    I see!
[20:30] T
    To make it seem like they were swapped,
[20:33] T
    they removed the fingerprints
    on Nipple Rubby
[20:35] T
    and put them on the untouched
    Full Body Massage!
[20:40] K2
    When you played Kukuri before,
[20:42] K2
    she realized that you were
    reading the fingerprints!
[20:45] K3
    And there you have it!
[20:49] T
    I guess you've seen through me.
[20:53] T
    But the thing is...
SIGN    Prohibited
    Do not touch cards
    if it isn't your turn.
[21:01] Not Tachiki
    "Do not touch cards if it isn't your turn."
[21:04] T
    It's against the rules to touch
    the cards when it's not your turn.
[21:08] T
    When that happens, the rest of the
    cards belong to your opponent.
[21:15] Not-Tachiki
    Behold the might of Kanayama Taguri.
[21:17] Not-Tachiki
    None can outmaneuver her in this game!
[21:20] K3
    No!
[21:21] K3
    No way!
[21:22] T
    Now...
[21:24] T
    I hope you two are ready!
SIGN    Total Obtained: 175,000 yen
[21:32] Sign
    Kiriha, Kukuri, and Kazuya
    obtained 175,000 yen.
[21:37] Sign
    But the price they paid was far too great.
[21:42] K2
    Goo-goo.
[21:43] T
    Come see me again!
[21:46] K2+K3
    Never again!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] K1
    With a tsukumogami and now
    a local god in the house,
[23:23] K1
    the Kagami residence is at the
    whims of selfish little girls!
[23:25] K1
    And at school, somehow,
    Shirou has become super popular!
[23:28] ---
    Next time on Tsugumomo, Chapter 8:
SIGN    A Certain Day in the Kagami Household
    The Super Popular Fragrance
[23:30] ---
    "A Certain Day in the Kagami Household
    The Super Popular Fragrance"!
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Thanks for watching.
SIGN    Illustration by: Coolkyoushinja

Season 1

E8 - A Certain Day in the Kagami Household / The Super Popular Fragrance

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[00:01] TV
    And next up is the shock
    comedian, Eko-chan!
[00:16] Kazuaki
    Excuse me...
SIGN    Peanuts & Rice Crisps
[00:31] Radio
    Bottom of the third,
    tied at 3-3 with Kaneda at bat.
[00:37] Radio
    The pitcher lets it go, and—
SIGN    Pudding.
SIGN    The intoxicating aroma of perfectly caramelized granulated sugar,
SIGN    the gentle sweetness and texture of the marriage of egg and milk,
SIGN    and the faintest hint of vanilla tickling the nose with—
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[01:07] Character Signs
    Kiriha
[01:11] Character Signs
    Kagami Kazuya
[01:16] Character Signs
    Kokuyou
[01:16] Character Signs
    Kukuri
[01:19] Character Signs
    Chikaishi Chisato
[01:21] Character Signs
    Shiramine Shirou
[01:21] Character Signs
    Osanai Osamu
SIGN    Kettle
SIGN    A Certain Day in the Kagami Household
SIGN    "A Certain Day in the Kagami Household."
[02:52] Kasumi
    Pudding.
SIGN    Pork Cutlet Sauce
[03:20] Kasumi
    Ya-kun!
[03:23] Kasumi
    Please.
[03:25] Kukuri
    Cabbage!
[03:26] Kiriha
    Potatoes.
[03:28] Kasumi
    Oh!
[03:30] Kiriha
    Come, what's the matter?
[03:32] Kukuri
    Whachu say?!
[03:36] Kiriha
    Come get me!
[03:36] Kukuri
    You're right gettin' my goat here!
SIGN    Super Hummer
SIGN    Cashews & Almonds
SIGN    Bamboo Shoot Empire
SIGN    Snacks Candy
SIGN    Biscuits Chocolate
SIGN    Pork Cutlet
    Sauce
SIGN    Pork Cutlet Sauce
SIGN    Intense Milk
[04:36] (Flashback) Kazuya
    I'm home!
[04:39] (Flashback) Kukuri
    Welcome home, hun!
[04:42] (Flashback) Kukuri
    Do you want dinner? A bath?
[04:45] (Flashback) Kukuri
    Or maybe...
SIGN    Big Sale!!
SIGN    WASHI no
    PUDDING 3 for
[05:05] [SONG] Karaoke sign
    The Pudding Song
    Lyrics, Composition, Arrangement: Kiriha
[05:10] Kiriha
    I want some pudding.
SIGN    (The way it's so jiggly)
[05:16] Kiriha
    Let's eat some pudding.
[05:19] Kiriha
    (The way it melts in your mouth)
[05:21] Kiriha
    I'd stake my life
[05:24] Kiriha
    if it meant getting to eat pudding.
[05:26] Boy
    Pudding... Pudding...
[05:28] Mom
    Don't imitate her!
[05:30] Kiriha
    Pudding, pudding,
    all the pudding in the world...
[05:35] Women
    She must really love pudding.
[05:37] Women
    Poor thing.
[05:38] Kiriha
    Oh, how I want some.
[05:41] Kiriha
    Second verse...
[05:42] Kazuya
    Enough!
SIGN    Mizu Youkan
    Red bean flavor
[06:04] Kukuri
    Mizu youkan, youkan, mizu youkan, youkan...
[06:11] Kukuri
    Shall we eat some?
[06:20] Kiriha
    Come, Kukuri.
SIGN    The line for register 5 ends here.
SIGN    Super Hummer
[06:40] Kokuyou
    Thank you for shopping with us.
[06:43] Kukuri
    Kokuyou!
[06:44] Kukuri
    Jiggle-jiggle!
[06:45] Kokuyou
    Oh.
[06:49] Radio
    Is he squaring to bunt?
[06:51] Radio
    Wait, there it goes! Look at it fly!
[06:53] Radio
    A home run bunt!
[06:55] Kiriha
    P-P-Pudding, p-p-pudding...
[06:57] Kiriha
    Hey, hey, hey!
[06:59] Kiriha
    Taste how the vanilla custard
    and caramel melt together!
[07:04] Kazuya
    We're back.
[07:05] Kukuri
    We're home!
[07:06] Kokuyou
    We've returned from the store.
[07:08] Kiriha
    Here, we bought what you asked for.
[07:15] Everyone
    Time to eat!
[07:18] Kazuaki
    Right, I thought so too... Guess not.
[07:30] Kokuyou
    Delicious.
[07:34] Everyone
    Thanks for the meal!
[07:35] Kiriha
    Pudding, pudding, pudding!
[07:45] Kiriha
    So good!
SIGN    Pork Cutlet Sauce Mizu youkan Intense Milk
SIGN    Mizu youkan
[08:11] Kiriha
    Pudding, pudding, pudding!
[08:12] Kukuri
    Mizu youkan!
[08:14] Kiriha
    Pudding, pudding!
[08:16] Kukuri
    Mizu youkan!
[08:17] Kiriha
    Pudding, pudding!
[08:19] Kukuri
    Mizu youkan!
[08:21] Both
    Thanks for the snack!
[08:27] Kiriha
    Tsugumomo!
[08:33] Kazuya
    Tsugumomo...
SIGN    The Super Popular Fragrance
SIGN    "The Super Popular Fragrance."
[08:43] C
    Kazuya-kun...
[08:45] K3
    Kazuyan.
[08:50] K1
    This insane situation...
    It all started this morning.
SIGN    Shirou-sama
[09:02] K1
    What the heck?!
[09:05] S
    Hey, Kazuya, Class Rep, and Osamu!
    Running kinda late, huh?
[09:09] Guys
    Wh-Wh-What the hell is this, Shirou?!
[09:12] Guys
    You've always just been MCS!
[09:15] Guys
    The Mojo-lacking Champion Shiramine!
SIGN    (Mojo-lacking)
[09:19] Guys
    What gives?!
[09:21] S
    How's this?
[09:22] Girl
    Oh!
[09:23] S
    What's wrong?
[09:24] Girl
    Shirou-sama, you naughty boy!
[09:25] Girl
    Shirou-sama, me, too!
[09:28] S
    Like this, then?
[09:29] Girl
    Ooh!
[09:30] Girl
    Me, too! Do me, too!
[09:35] C
    Inappropriate!
[09:37] C
    Please disperse this supremely
    perverse harem immediately!
[09:42] Girl
    Whatever, you four-eyed square!
[09:43] Girl
    Don't try and ruin our romance!
[09:46] Girl
    That's right!
[09:47] Girl
    Tell her!
[09:49] S
    Come on, my babies, don't fight over me!
[09:59] O
    Our esteemed Shiramine,
    whom no girl has ever paid any mind,
[10:03] O
    has become overwhelmingly popular overnight.
[10:06] O
    It hardly seems like a natural phenomenon.
[10:09] K2
    Indeed!
[10:11] K2
    It's supernatural!
[10:14] K2
    I'm certain this is an amasogi's doing.
[10:17] K1
    Come on, Kiriha-san!
    I keep asking you not to come out!
[10:20] K1
    If the others see you...
[10:23] K2
    Pipe down, you servile oaf!
[10:28] K2
    Who will notice amid this commotion?
[10:31] K2
    According to the malison forecast,
[10:33] K2
    we're in for some denser malison
    over the next few days.
SIGN    Malison forecast
[10:37] K2
    I had expected something to happen.
[10:40] K2
    Now, Kazuya, it's for precisely these
    matters that a malison cleanser is needed.
[10:45] K2
    Let's see you work your magic.
[10:47] K1
    But what do I do?
[10:48] K2
    Think for yourself!
[10:50] K1
    O-Okay.
[10:57] K1
    H-Hey, Shirou!
[11:01] K1
    Shirou, listen to me!
[11:03] S
    And how may I help you, Kazuya-kun?
[11:06] S
    I'm quite busy with all
    this popularity I have.
[11:09] S
    Surely you noticed.
[11:10] K1
    I know that you used some kind of tool
    to get popular like this!
[11:18] Guys
    A tool?
[11:20] C
    Is it a good idea to reveal
    that in front of everyone?
[11:22] K2
    Good grief.
[11:23] K1
    Any love you get using
    it isn't the real deal!
[11:27] K1
    It's fake! An illusion!
[11:29] Guys
    A tool...
[11:30] Guys
    ...to get popular?
[11:31] Guys
    Then anyone can have...
[11:32] Guys
    ...a harem?
[11:35] Guys
    A harem?!
[11:36] K1
    Now, Shirou! Destroy the
    tool and erase its effects!
[11:40] Shirou
    Wh-What are you, stupid?
[11:41] Shirou
    You're wrong, stupid!
[11:42] Shirou
    They've just finally noticed
    my charms, stupid!
[11:45] Shirou
    I-It's not because I used
    some magical cologne!
[11:50] K2
    Shot himself in the foot.
[11:51] Guys
    A popularity cologne...
[11:56] Shirou
    O-Oh, no!
[11:58] Guys
    Give us some!
[12:05] K2
    We've no choice. Kazuya!
[12:09] Guys
    Give it! Give it to us!
[12:12] Guys
    Harem, harem!
[12:13] S
    Dumbasses! No way am I giving it up!
[12:16] S
    It belongs to me!
[12:19] K1
    Obi Strike!
SIGN    We Love
    Shirou-sama
[12:24] S
    Won't... give it... up...
[12:26] K1
    Sorry, guys.
[12:29] O
    Kagami-kun.
[12:31] O
    I'm afraid it's not over just yet.
[12:33] Guys
    Popularity...
[12:36] C
    They're acting strange.
[12:38] K1
    Is the amasogi causing this, too?
[12:41] K2
    The desire that spawned the amasogi
    likely resonates too strongly with them.
[12:45] Guys
    Give it up!
[12:46] K2
    They're not in their right minds.
[12:48] Guys
    Give it to us!
[12:50] S
    Stop! Leave me alone!
[12:52] K1
    Shirou, we're getting out of here!
[12:54] Guys
    Give...
[12:55] Guys
    Us...
[12:55] Guys
    Popularity!
[13:00] Guys
    Wanna get...
[13:01] Guys
    All the chicks...
[13:02] Guys
    Cologne!
[13:03] K2
    To think a single amasogi
    could frenzy them like this...
[13:06] K2
    How desperate are these losers?
[13:08] K1
    Well, you know.
[13:10] K1
    No other choice!
[13:12] K1
    There!
[13:16] C
    Up ahead, too!
[13:17] Guys
    Make us popular!
[13:18] Guys
    Give it!
[13:20] Guys
    Harem!
[13:22] O
    This way.
[13:28] S
    Ow! Ow! Ow!
[13:31] S
    I won't give it up! Never, damn it all!
[13:39] O
    In here.
[13:40] S
    Ow!
[13:45] S
    Ow, ow, ow...
[13:47] O
    We can wait them out here.
[13:50] Guys
    Want girls...
[13:53] Guys
    Want girls...
[13:58] Guys
    Want...
[13:59] Guys
    ...girls!
[14:01] K2
    Don't panic, Kazuya. Cast these beasts aside!
[14:04] K1
    Sledgehammer Weave!
[14:07] K1
    Spiral Weave!
[14:18] K1
    Care to explain?
[14:21] S
    Fine...
[14:23] S
    Yesterday...
[14:25] (Flashback) M
    No, thank you.
[14:28] (Flashback) S
    Wh-Why...?
[14:30] (Flashback) M
    Two months ago, it was
    Suganuma-san the third-year.
[14:34] (Flashback) M
    A month ago it was the first-years
    Miwa-san, followed by Suzuki-san.
[14:39] (Flashback) M
    A week ago it was Akashi-san,
    and then three days ago,
[14:42] (Flashback) M
    you told Shiraishi-san in
    Class 4 you liked her, right?
[14:49] (Flashback) M
    A girl wants someone with eyes for her alone.
[14:54] (Flashback) M
    Goodbye.
[15:02] (Flashback) S
    What's the deal here?
    She seemed to know all about me.
[15:06] (Flashback) S
    Who's the asshole spreading
    the word about all my attempts?
[15:11] (Flashback) S
    Damn it! After I practically
    drenched myself in this crap!
[15:17] (Flashback) S
    So much for "The Hot Guys' Cologne
    that makes all the girls want you!"
SIGN    Do you want all the girls to want you?
SIGN    The super-popular
SIGN    Hot Guys' Cologne
[15:25] (Flashback) S
    Let's see, here.
[15:26] (Flashback) S
    "Wanna score? Here's your ticket!"
[15:29] (Flashback) S
    "The cutting edge Hot Guys' Cologne
    that unleashes your pheromones"?
[15:33] (Flashback) S
    "A splash of this, and all
    the girls will want you"?!
[15:36] (Flashback) S
    "Drench yourself till you reek,
    and you'll be a go-go girl magnet!"
[15:39] (Flashback) ---
    "Caution: May make you too popular."
[15:42] (Flashback) ---
    This is what I needed!
SIGN    Boingy
[15:43] (Flashback) ---
    I'm so gonna buy it!
[15:44] (Flashback) S
    I'm gonna be a go-go
    girl magnet for sure with this!
[15:48] (Flashback) S
    Aw, this is just too good!
[15:54] (Flashback) S
    I should've known better.
[15:59] (Flashback) S
    What a rip-off.
[16:02] (Flashback) S
    Guess I'll pick up Weekly Boingy:
    Heavy Breathing Special and head home.
[16:05] (Flashback) Cologne
    Let's not be hasty.
[16:11] (Flashback) Cologne
    You needn't give up.
[16:16] (Flashback) Cologne
    Try using me once again.
[16:23] S
    And so, I used it.
[16:27] S
    Sorry for trying.
[16:29] K1
    So that's what happened...
[16:31] K2
    If we get any closer, it could affect us.
[16:35] K2
    Careful, now.
[16:36] C
    I understand.
[16:39] K1
    If you don't destroy an amasogi yourself,
    you'll suffer malison atonement.
SIGN    Atonement
[16:42] K1
    Basically, the backlash causes
    bad things to happen.
[16:46] K1
    You'll handle it, right?
[16:47] S
    Yeah, I get it.
[16:57] (Flashback) Girls
    Shirou-sama!
[16:59] (Flashback) Girls
    Oh! We love you!
[17:03] S
    It was fun while it lasted.
[17:05] K1
    Shirou...
[17:06] S
    I know.
[17:07] (Flashback) Girls
    Shirou-sama!
[17:09] K1
    Shirou!
[17:10] S
    I know, okay?!
[17:13] S
    Of this life, I have plenty of
    regrets, but screw it!
[17:27] K1
    Too strong!
[17:28] K1
    This amasogi's effect is too strong!
[17:32] K1
    Help!
[17:35] K1
    I'm home!
[17:44] K5
    Welcome home.
[17:45] K5
    Why the rush?
[17:47] K5
    Goodness, look at your state!
[17:50] K1
    I just had a bit of a fall.
[17:51] K1
    I'll go take a bath to clean off.
[18:03] K1
    What a relief...
[18:06] K1
    Now then.
[18:09] K1
    What do I do with this?
    I brought it along without thinking.
[18:12] K1
    I should've made him
    properly destroy it on the spot.
[18:15] K1
    I guess I can ask him tomorrow.
[18:18] K5
    Ya-kun?
[18:23] K5
    How's the water?
[18:27] K1
    Just right!
[18:29] K1
    That scared me. I'm glad she's normal.
[18:33] K5
    Ya-kun.
[18:35] K1
    Yes?
[18:36] K5
    Can I join you?
[18:39] K1
    Come on, quit joking.
[18:51] K1
    Nee-chan! Your clothes—
[18:55] K5
    Well, I can't bathe with them on.
[18:59] K1
    But that's not the...
[19:01] K4
    Pardon the intrusion.
[19:03] K4
    I will wash your back.
[19:05] K3
    We're gonna join ya!
[19:08] K4
    Consider it an expression of gratitude.
[19:10] K3
    No need to thank us!
[19:12] K4
    Now, Kazuya... Let's clean off together.
[19:15] K3
    Y'know, Kazuyan, if ya rub bodies
    like this, it cleans both of them!
[19:20] K1
    Help!
[19:22] C/K2
    Hold it right there!
[19:26] C
    Kazuya-kun is mine!
[19:28] K2
    No, he belongs to me!
[19:31] K1
    This just got even more complicated!
[19:34] K6
    You've gotten so big, Ya-kun...
[19:42] K4
    What's the matter? You're so stiff.
[19:48] K3
    Does that feel good, Kazuyan?
[19:52] K3
    Does it?
[19:55] K2
    Say, now, what's the matter?
[19:59] K2
    Surely you can handle more.
[20:05] C
    Kazuya-kun, that tickles.
[20:08] K4
    We can put it between mine, like this...
[20:11] C
    It's twitching so much.
[20:15] K6
    Look at all that!
[20:17] K3
    But Kazuyan's still rock hard.
[20:21] C
    It's so warm, Kazuya-kun...
[20:23] K2
    Well, let me try this time.
[20:29] K4
    How was that?
[20:32] K4
    Does it feel good?
[20:33] K1
    Just now... three times...
[20:36] K1
    They were all watching,
    and it happened... three times.
[20:39] K2
    Now, then... let's decide who goes first.
[20:45] K1
    First...?
[20:47] K3
    Ain't it obvious?
[20:49] K4
    The order in which we'll be deflowering you.
[20:55] K2
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[20:57] K2
    One more time!
[20:59] K2
    One more time!
[21:01] K2
    One more time!
[21:02] K2
    One more time!
[21:02] Kazuya
    Sorry, Shirou. The only
    way I get out of this...
[21:04] K2
    One more time!
[21:06] K2
    One more time!
[21:07] K2
    One more time!
[21:09] Kazuya
    is by doing this!
[21:09] K2
    One more time!
[21:11] K2
    One more time!
[21:24] Guy
    My eyes... They're burning...
[21:31] K1
    Afterward, as his malison atonement,
[21:34] K1
    Shirou began emitting an intensely foul odor.
[21:36] Guy
    It stings!
[21:37] K1
    Our class was like hell, and the
    suffering lasted a whole week.
[21:46] Shirou
    What's going on?
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] K1
    A female student who shouldn't exist
    is appearing like a ghost.
[23:24] K1
    We start digging into what
    seems like a haunting,
[23:27] K1
    when we discover the
    truth behind the trouble!
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Tsugumomo, Chapter 9: "Letter."
SIGN    Letter
[23:32] K1
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by: Kazama Ayami

Season 1

E9 - Letter

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SIGN    Kamioni:
SIGN    Born from regrets that reside in the hair of the departed.
SIGN    An incredibly powerful amasogi that can manipulate its hair at will.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[00:41] Character Signs
    Kiriha
[00:45] Character Signs
    Kagami Kazuya
[00:50] Character Signs
    Kokuyou
[00:50] Character Signs
    Kukuri
[00:53] Character Signs
    Chikaishi Chisato
[00:54] Character Signs
    Shiramine Shirou
[00:54] Character Signs
    Osanai Osamu
SIGN    Kettle
SIGN    Letter
SIGN    "Letter."
SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[02:00] K3
    Water Pressure!
[02:03] K2
    Kazuya!
[02:03] K1
    Shield Weave!
[02:07] K2
    Good! Now reweave without
    giving her an opening!
[02:11] K1
    Huh? Uh, let's...
[02:14] K2
    Untangle it, already!
[02:15] ---
    Got it!
[02:16] K1
    Obi Strike!
[02:19] K3
    Too slow!
[02:24] K2
    That was pathetic, you dullard.
[02:26] K2
    You take too long to change patterns.
[02:28] K3
    He ain't gonna become a master overnight.
[02:31] K2
    Do not coddle him!
[02:32] K2
    A hundred basic weaving drills, now!
[02:42] O
    You seem rather exhausted, Kagami-kun.
[02:45] K1
    Kiriha-san is running me ragged
    every morning and night...
[02:49] C
    Well, don't you go falling asleep in class.
[02:52] K1
    No promises.
[02:56] PA
    Kagami Kazuya, Osanai Osamu,
    and Chikaishi Chisato of Class 2-2,
[03:02] PA
    please report to the student council office.
[03:05] O
    I wonder what it is?
[03:07] C
    If he's looking for us three,
    that must mean...
[03:10] K1
    ...nothing good, that's for sure.
SIGN    Student Council Office
[03:15] T
    Come right on—
[03:19] K1
    A-Are you okay?!
[03:26] T
    Pardon me. Took a bit of a spill.
[03:33] T
    Now, have a seat.
[03:34] K1
    Whoa, hang on! Don't try and brush that off!
[03:37] K2
    I can explain.
[03:39] K1
    You can, Kiriha-san?
[03:43] K2
    Tadataka's hair has fallen out
    due to malison atonement.
[03:49] K2
    Tadataka's desires created a pseudo-kamioni,
    which I destroyed.
[03:55] K2
    An amasogi goes peacefully if it fulfills
    its desire or is destroyed by its host,
[04:01] K2
    but when destroyed by another,
    causes malison atonement.
[04:05] T
    As such, I'm smooth as a baby, head to toe.
[04:08] C
    Y-You mean, if my amasogi
    had been destroyed...
[04:13] C
    Good morning!
[04:17] K2
    Don't jump to conclusions.
[04:19] K2
    The atonement depends on
    the nature of the amasogi.
[04:22] K2
    For the record, the more
    powerful the amasogi,
[04:25] K2
    the greater the atonement.
[04:26] O
    I see...
[04:28] T
    Apparently I won't be stuck
    this way, at least.
[04:32] T
    So I'm going to just be patient.
[04:35] T
    Now, let's get down to business.
[04:53] T
    And that's the gist of it.
[04:55] T
    When former Class 1-5 students are alone,
[04:58] T
    this girl appears to them,
    seemingly demanding something.
SIGN    Nago Eiko
[05:03] K1
    That's what you needed us for?
[05:05] K2
    How asinine.
[05:06] K2
    Simply warn the girl to stop lurking
    about and be done with it.
[05:10] T
    Well, there was something
    I forgot to mention...
[05:13] T
    That girl, Nago Eiko,
[05:17] T
    died two years ago.
[05:22] T
    And so, I would like you
    all to investigate this.
[05:26] K1
    Wh-Why us?
[05:28] K2
    Who else? To my knowledge,
    ghosts don't exist.
[05:32] K2
    Which means this girl's presence
    is likely an amasogi at work.
[05:37] K2
    It makes sense that we would look into it.
[05:39] O
    We should start by asking around, then.
[05:42] K2
    Aye.
[05:46] Students
    She jumped in the evening, I heard.
[05:48] Students
    Also, there was no suicide note.
[05:52] Students
    She was quiet, and never really stood out.
[05:55] Students
    But a little bit before she died,
[05:57] Students
    she suddenly became more lively and cheerful.
[06:00] Students
    I wonder if that was what
    she was really like?
[06:03] Students
    She was in a fan club for this
    one boy named Nishina Yuuichi.
[06:08] Students
    And I also heard she had a little sister
    who was all smart and athletic.
[06:13] Students
    Again? How many times are
    people gonna drag this up?
[06:17] O
    Again?
[06:17] Student
    I think her name was Nanakai?
[06:19] Student
    Some first-year in the newspaper
    club who keeps digging into it.
[06:23] Student
    Can't people just let us forget about it?
[06:25] ---
    Hmm...
[06:27] O
    That covers what we were able to gather.
[06:30] C
    We could use more clues.
[06:33] T
    It'd be worth looking into
    the Nishina Yuuichi fan club.
[06:36] T
    That, and talking to Nanakai
    Nanako from the newspaper club.
[06:40] N
    Please wait, Kosakabe-san!
[06:43] N
    Please, I need to know what really happened!
[06:46] K4
    I quit the fan club already,
    so I have no idea!
[06:50] N
    Anything will do! Please, just talk to me!
[06:53] K4
    I said I don't know!
[06:56] K1
    Excuse me.
[07:00] K1
    Are you Nanakai-san from the newspaper club?
[07:04] N
    And who are you?
[07:08] N
    It's a ghost story, you know!
[07:11] N
    Our school—our plain ol' boring school—
    is suddenly haunted!
[07:16] N
    You'd have to be crazy to not get excited!
[07:19] N
    Don't you all agree?
[07:21] K1
    W-Well...
[07:23] O
    Were you speaking with someone
    from the Nishina Yuuichi fan club just now?
[07:27] N
    Yeah, I was hoping she'd have a lead...
[07:37] N
    Kosakabe-san, are you okay?
[07:40] K
    L-Look...
[07:49] K1
    Nago-san...?
[07:51] NN
    Where is it...?
[07:56] NN
    Where is the letter?
[07:58] K2
    Capture her, Kazuya!
[07:59] K1
    R-Right!
[08:00] K1
    Obi Binding!
[08:05] K2
    It's a kamioni?!
[08:07] K2
    Brace yourself, Kazuya!
[08:08] K1
    Shield Weave!
[08:12] K2
    Come on, stay focused!
[08:14] K1
    Right!
[08:15] K1
    Obi Strike!
[08:20] C
    She...
[08:21] T
    She ran away.
[08:27] K2
    Too slow!
[08:29] K2
    I've seen faster-moving glaciers!
[08:32] K1
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[08:34] N
    So, what exactly is this?!
[08:35] N
    Fighting with an obi?
    And the obi turns into a girl?!
[08:39] O
    I wonder what letter she meant.
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[08:45] K2
    This amasogi is a kamioni.
[08:47] K2
    A dangerous foe born from regrets that
    linger in the hair of the deceased.
[08:52] K1
    It's different from Tadata-san's, then?
[08:55] K2
    He was still alive, and the
    hair wasn't real, either.
[09:00] K2
    It was what you might call a pseudo-kamioni.
[09:04] C
    If it's an amasogi,
    it must have a host somewhere, right?
[09:08] K2
    Right.
[09:09] K2
    A living human whose wishes resonate
    with the deceased's regrets.
[09:13] K1
    And if we exorcise it by force,
[09:16] K1
    the host will suffer malison atonement?
[09:18] K2
    Aye. It must have some
    kind of goal it's after.
[09:23] K2
    And if it's revenge,
    we'll need to prevent it.
[09:27] K2
    You heard all that, didn't you, Kosakabe?
[09:30] ---
    Tell us anything and everything you know.
[09:37] K4
    Okay...
[09:40] K4
    It was shortly after we entered this school.
[09:42] K4
    There was this boy in our class
    who was really cute.
[09:45] K4
    Us girls who were in to him
    would fawn over him together.
[09:49] K4
    That was the Nishina Yuuichi Fan Club.
[09:52] K4
    We got along well on the understanding
    that we'd share him.
[09:56] K4
    But then, Nishina-kun took
    an interest in Nago-san...
[10:01] K4
    After that, things got awkward.
[10:04] K4
    It was too much for me, so I left the group.
[10:07] K4
    I can't say for sure, but I think
    Nago-san might have been bullied.
[10:13] K4
    Muratsuki-san was the leader.
[10:16] K4
    Actually, I think she was the first
    one to discover the body, too.
SIGN    Kosakabe Yuu, Muratsuki Sakumi, ... Tarako, ... Kanako
[10:27] T
    Muratsuki and the others are
    important witnesses in this case.
[10:31] C
    There's a good chance the
    amasogi will visit them, too.
[10:35] K1
    Nanakai-san said she'd look into that, too.
[10:42] T
    Come in.
[10:43] Secretary
    Excuse me.
[10:44] Secretary
    President, I have the
    details you asked about.
[10:48] T
    Thank you! What did you find?
[10:50] Secretary
    It looks like Nago-san's sister is
    actually enrolled here.
[10:55] T
    That's odd.
[10:57] T
    I have the student roster memorized,
    and there's no other Nago in it.
[11:01] Secretary
    That's the thing.
[11:03] Secretary
    After her parents divorced,
    her family name changed.
[11:06] Secretary
    Now she goes by...
[11:14] K2
    Hurry, Kazuya! Weave it like I told you!
[11:17] K1
    Uh... Obi Wheels?
[11:22] Girl
    Gah!
[11:42] N
    Tsu-gu-mo-mo!
[11:47] NN
    Tsugumomo.
[11:51] M
    St-Stay away!
[11:57] NN
    Where is the letter?
[12:00] M
    I-I don't know!
[12:02] M
    I know nothing about any suicide note!
[12:04] K1
    Hold it right there!
[12:12] K1
    I'm glad we made it.
[12:14] K1
    I know you're somewhere around here!
[12:16] K1
    Come on out...
[12:18] K1
    Nanakai Nanako-san!
[12:20] K1
    No...
[12:22] K1
    Nago Nanako-san!
[12:24] N
    I guess you figured it out.
[12:29] K1
    Why are you doing this?
[12:30] N
    I just wanted to know why
    my sister took her own life.
[12:42] N
    So when, as if responding to my wish,
    that lock of my sister's hair took her form,
[12:47] N
    I thought I could use it
    to find out the truth.
[12:52] K2
    Strange...
[12:54] K2
    Kamioni are born when the deceased's
    regrets resonate with the host's desires.
[12:59] K2
    But it's not like her sister wished
    to know why she killed herself.
[13:02] K1
    So what's that mean?
[13:03] K2
    Something else is going on here.
[13:05] K2
    Some other link between the younger's
    wishes and the elder's regrets.
[13:10] K2
    What's this letter, then?
[13:12] N
    It's the only thing this mindless version
    of my sister has said on her own.
[13:18] N
    Muratsuki-san...
[13:20] N
    If you knew the letter was a suicide note,
    surely you know more.
[13:25] N
    Like where it is.
[13:26] K1
    Note?
[13:29] M
    They should've just gotten together!
[13:33] M
    They both liked each other...
[13:36] M
    But, not wanting to betray us,
    Nago-san started to avoid Nishina-kun
[13:42] M
    So we started harassing her
    to make her leave the club.
[13:45] M
    I'm sorry...
[13:47] M
    We couldn't put aside our jealousy
    and encourage their relationship.
[13:51] N
    Then my sister killed herself because
    she couldn't take the bullying?
[13:54] M
    That can't be it!
[13:57] M
    The day she died, she...
[13:59] M
    She really let us have it.
    Everything she'd been bottling up inside.
[14:04] M
    She seemed so different.
[14:07] M
    Then she left, saying she was going to
    tell Nishina-kun how she felt.
[14:12] M
    When I saw her headed towards
    the roof after school...
[14:17] M
    I hesitated, but decided
    to go after her and apologize...
[14:23] M
    All that was left were
    her shoes and a letter...
[14:26] M
    A suicide note!
[14:29] N
    Why did you hide it?
[14:30] M
    Why wouldn't I?!
[14:32] M
    Just think about it!
[14:34] M
    What if she'd named names
    and blamed us for her suicide in it?
[14:39] M
    I was so scared...
[14:40] M
    I couldn't bring myself to
    read it, or get rid of it...
[14:44] K1
    Then you still have it?
[14:46] M
    Yes...
[14:47] M
    I'm sorry.
[14:48] M
    I'll bring it right away.
[14:55] N
    "Nanako-chan, by the time you read this,
    I will probably already be gone."
[15:02] NN
    I'm a filthy person.
[15:05] NN
    I may seem quiet, but there were dark
    sentiments swirling around inside of me.
[15:11] NN
    I couldn't ask out the boy I liked.
[15:14] NN
    I couldn't stand up for myself to bullies.
[15:16] NN
    I didn't have the courage to speak
    my feelings, or to act on them.
[15:22] NN
    I was finally starting to get
    fed up with myself...
[15:26] NN
    when the growth appeared.
[15:29] NN
    It got bigger and uglier
    with each passing day
[15:32] NN
    until it resembled a human face.
[15:37] NN
    Unable to turn to anyone,
    I was terrified and suffering.
[15:42] NN
    But then...
[15:43] (Flashback) Student
    You didn't prepare these documents?
[15:45] (Flashback) NN
    I'm sorry...
[15:46] (Flashback) Student
    What do you expect us to do now?!
[15:48] (Flashback) NN
    I'm sor—
[15:48] (Flashback) NN
    Cry me a river, hypocrite!
[15:51] (Flashback) NN
    Sure, give yourself the easy jobs!
[15:53] (Flashback) NN
    Then dump a team's work on me!
[15:55] Eiko
    The growth would say the things
    that I felt deep inside.
[15:55] (Flashback) (Student
    R-Right...
[16:00] Eiko
    After that, my life began to change.
[16:03] Eiko
    I started speaking frankly and
    stopped caring what others thought.
[16:08] Eiko
    The growth said that it would go
    away once my wish was fulfilled.
[16:13] Eiko
    And I thought my wish
    could only be one thing...
[16:17] Eiko
    To tell him how I felt.
[16:21] Eiko
    He said he'd go out with me.
    I felt like I could fly!
[16:26] Eiko
    But... the growth said my
    wish wasn't granted yet.
[16:31] Eiko
    That it had to prevent someone
    from stealing Nishina-kun from me.
[16:36] Eiko
    Someone who was cuter than me,
    more cheerful, smarter, and more athletic—
[16:42] N
    "My little sister"?
[16:46] N/NN
    "The growth says that Nanako-chan
    can't be allowed to live."
[16:50] N/NN
    It says that Nanako-chan will
    steal everything from me...
[16:55] N/NN
    That Nanako-chan is a hindrance.
[16:58] N/NN
    Deep down, that's how I felt
    about you, Nanako-chan.
[17:03] N/NN
    I'm so sorry. I don't think I can
    hold the growth back anymore.
[17:09] N/NN
    But...
[17:10] N/NN
    you're my little sister,
    who means so much to me.
[17:13] N/NN
    And nothing can change
    the fact that I love you.
[17:18] N
    No...
[17:20] N
    Then the reason my sister jumped...
[17:22] N
    was to protect me?
[17:26] N
    Onee-chan! I was the one
    who should have died!
[17:32] K2
    "I should have died."
[17:35] K2
    Then the reason the amasogi
    was looking for the letter...
[17:38] K2
    was to make the younger sister feel that way?
[17:42] ---
    Don't tell me—
[17:45] NN
    Nanako-chan...
[17:47] K2
    Kazuya!
[17:51] K1
    Shield Weave!
[17:55] K1
    Obi Strike!
[18:01] K2
    It's just a projection! Don't worry!
[18:03] K2
    Ready another one!
[18:05] K1
    Right!
[18:08] K1
    Shield Wea—
[18:15] K2
    Kazuya! Are you all right?!
[18:17] K1
    What is this...?
[18:19] K2
    Don't you see?
[18:20] K2
    The amasogi has even recreated
    the elder sister's growth.
[18:24] K2
    The growth wants to achieve the
    goal it failed at two years ago.
[18:30] K2
    And just as it had hoped,
[18:32] K2
    the younger sister's wish for death has
    boosted the kamioni's power to its limit!
[18:43] K2
    Run, Kazuya! You won't
    survive fighting this one!
[18:51] K2
    Kazuya!
[18:52] K1
    I can't run. I can't leave Nanako-san behind.
[18:56] K1
    This only happened because
    malison is drawn to me.
[19:00] K1
    So it's my responsibility to resolve it!
[19:04] K1
    Sledgehammer Weave!
[19:08] K2
    Kazuya, wait!
[19:21] K2
    Shield Weave, two layers!
[19:23] K1
    Double-Woven!
[19:28] K2
    You want to die that badly, fool?!
[19:30] K2
    I suppose I have to humor you, then!
[19:32] K1
    Kiriha-san!
[19:33] K2
    That hair armor will be tough!
[19:35] K2
    Do exactly as I say to breach it!
[19:38] K1
    But... if we destroy it,
    the malison atonement...
[19:41] K2
    This is not a foe to show mercy on!
[19:43] K2
    For now, prioritize keeping Nanako alive!
[19:50] K2
    Kazuya, your weakness is that you take
    too long to weave your next form!
[19:54] K2
    It's time to overcome that handicap!
[19:56] K1
    Right!
[19:58] K1
    Obi Strike!
[20:00] K2
    You need to strike faster!
[20:02] K2
    Too slow! More!
[20:08] K2
    Now!
[20:11] K1
    Spiral Weave!
[20:25] NN
    Nanako-chan...
[20:39] N
    Onee-chan...
[20:45] K2
    Listen, Nanako. Don't misinterpret
    what you just learned.
[20:49] K2
    It's true that the growth was born
    from your sister's darker feelings.
[20:55] K2
    But your sister was willing to
    end her life to restrain it.
[21:00] K2
    She won out over it!
[21:03] K2
    Her love for you was far stronger
    than any fleeting wavering she felt.
[21:09] K2
    So don't wish for your own death anymore,
[21:13] K2
    lest your sister's sacrifice
    have been in vain.
[21:17] K2
    Understand?
[21:19] N
    Yes...
[21:24] K2
    Now then, Kazuya...
[21:26] K2
    Your obi technique today... was not bad.
[21:31] K2
    You have my praise.
[21:33] K1
    Really?
[21:33] K2
    However!
[21:35] K2
    I told you to run, and you defied me!
[21:38] K2
    You fool!
[21:41] K2
    You dare defy your master?!
[21:43] K1
    I-I'm sorry!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] K1
    As I struggle to cope with the
    atonement caused by the amasogi,
[23:23] K1
    I'm left knocked out by a malison cleanser
    girl who appears out of nowhere!
[23:27] K1
    She seems to want... a duel?!
[23:30] ---
    Next time on Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 10: "Nude in the Futon."
SIGN    Nude in the Futon
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by Nagabe

Season 1

E10 - Naked in the Futon

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[00:25] S
    What do you say?
[00:26] H
    After surviving that,
    I got no room to complain.
[00:30] H
    Sumeragi Sunao,
[00:32] H
    I hereby accept you as a malison cleanser.
[00:37] S
    Thank you!
[00:40] S
    If you'll excuse me.
[00:41] H
    You sure you don't wanna rethink this?
[00:44] H
    Going to Kamioka, I mean.
[00:46] H
    You could deal with the malison
    around here too, y'know.
[00:49] S
    I'm sure.
[00:51] S
    Guess your mind's made up.
[00:54] S
    Fair enough. I won't try and stop you.
[00:56] S
    Good luck over there.
[00:58] S
    Thank you!
[00:59] S
    I don't wanna hear from you again
    until you're at work in Kamioka.
SIGN    Vendetta
SIGN    A personal battle that is waged
SIGN    to avenge and restore honor to a killed parent or sibling.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[01:32] Character Signs
    Kiriha
[01:36] Character Signs
    Kagami Kazuya
[01:41] Character Signs
    Kokuyou
[01:41] Character Signs
    Kukuri
[01:44] Character Signs
    Chikaishi Chisato
[01:45] Character Signs
    Shiramine Shirou
[01:45] Character Signs
    Osanai Osamu
SIGN    Kettle
SIGN    Nude in the Futon
SIGN    "Nude in the Futon."
SIGN    Student Council Office
[02:52] T
    I see...
[02:53] T
    So a lock of her late sister's
    hair became an amasogi,
[02:56] T
    and the growth that was revived along with it
[02:59] T
    plotted this whole incident.
[03:02] C
    Well, Nanako-chan was okay in the end.
[03:05] K1
    Yeah. I'm glad there was
    no malison atonement.
[03:13] T
    Come in.
[03:19] T
    Nanako-san!
[03:20] K1
    Great timing! We were explaining
    what happened yesterday.
[03:24] T
    Did anything happen since then?
[03:32] Sign
    I can't talk anymore.
[03:34] K1
    Malison atonement?!
[03:36] T
    The result of her amasogi being destroyed...
[03:38] C
    But she was fine yesterday!
[03:40] K1
    Kiriha-san?
[03:42] K2
    Malison atonement does not
    necessarily occur immediately.
[03:45] K1
    I'm so sorry, Nanakai-san.
    If I hadn't destroyed the kamioni...
SIGN    It's my own responsibility.
[03:53] K1
    But...
[03:57] K2
    She's right. Nanako is entirely at fault here.
[04:00] K1
    No one else is responsible.
[04:02] K1
    Kiriha-san! Do you have to put it that way?
[04:05] K2
    We're finished here for today.
SIGN    Kiriha-san's right, you know.
[04:20] K1
    I still don't think you had to
    be so blunt, Kiriha-san.
[04:23] K2
    Silence! Let's head home
    and enjoy some pudding.
[04:26] K2
    Man...
[04:29] S
    Hey!
[04:53] K2
    Who are you?!
[04:54] K2
    And why are you attacking Kazuya?!
    If you have a reason, let's hear it!
[04:57] S
    I have a reason.
[04:59] S
    And the right!
[05:09] K2
    Down here, fool!
[05:24] S
    You don't hit hard enough.
[05:31] K1
    Kiriha-san!
[05:37] S
    Pathetic.
[05:39] S
    And you're supposed to be a malison cleanser?
[05:46] K2
    Don't touch Kazuya, you rampaging shrew!
[05:49] K2
    If only I could project...
[05:52] K2
    Kazuya!
[05:53] K2
    Obi Strike!
[06:05] S
    I remember telling you to
    stay out of this, Kotetsu.
[06:08] K
    S-Sorry.
[06:09] K
    But I thought she couldn't project,
    so when she did...
[06:13] S
    Be quiet.
[06:14] S
    A tool has no place talking back.
[06:18] K1
    Now change back already.
[06:20] K
    O-Okay!
[06:31] K2
    A sword tsugumomo?!
[06:34] K2
    Has it taken you over?
    Are you tsukumo-possessed?
[06:38] S
    I'm not fragile enough to lose
    my willpower to a spirit.
[06:41] K2
    Then why attack Kazuya?!
[06:43] K2
    State your name and reason!
[06:45] S
    My name is Sumeragi Sunao.
[06:47] S
    I'm a malison cleanser.
[06:49] S
    My reason is to test your skill.
[06:52] S
    Kagami Kazuya!
[06:53] K1
    Yes?!
[06:54] S
    You're a malison cleanser,
    yet you can't defend yourself?
[06:58] S
    You're not fit to replace Kanaka-sama!
[07:02] K1
    Kanaka-sama?
[07:04] S
    Are you playing dumb?
[07:06] S
    I never would've expected
    Kanaka-sama's son to be this sad!
[07:08] K1
    Kanaka... My mother...
[07:11] K1
    Huh...?
[07:18] K2
    Girl... How do you know of Kanaka?
[07:22] K2
    I remember! You're—
[07:26] K2
    Where are you going?!
[07:29] S
    Follow me.
[07:30] S
    I'm going to report what happened
    to the local god.
[07:34] K2
    The local god?
[07:36] K1
    Isn't that...?
[07:45] K3
    Kukuri-hime no Ookami has descended!
[07:49] K2
    Have you, now?
[07:52] K2
    I think not!
[07:54] S
    What are you doing to the goddess?!
[07:58] S
    Are you all right?
[08:01] K1
    Kiriha-san, rein it in a bit.
[08:06] (Flashback) K1
    Spiral Weave!
[08:11] (Flashback) K1
    You dare defy your master?!
[08:14] (Flashback) K1
    I-I'm sorry!
[08:16] S
    What's the meaning of this?
[08:18] S
    Why is a clown like that
    using Kanaka-sama's obi?
[08:21] (Flashback) K4
    Sunao-sama...
[08:25] (Flashback) K4
    It can't be!
[08:26] (Flashback) K3
    I'm afraid it is true.
    Kanaka has passed away.
[08:29] (Flashback) K3
    Her obi is currently wielded by him
[08:32] (Flashback) K3
    as part of his duty as malison cleanser.
[08:35] (Flashback) S
    This can't be. Kanaka-sama is...
[08:39] (Flashback) S
    Kukuri-hime-sama, I have a request.
[08:45] S
    And so, I asked permission
[08:46] S
    to test the strength of the malison cleanser
    who had taken Kanaka-sama's position.
[08:54] K3
    And I told her it was a-okay!
[08:56] K3
    Filled her in on what Kazuyan
    and Kiriha have been up to, too!
[09:01] K1
    That's why they knew Kiriha-san
    couldn't project herself.
[09:06] S
    Thank you again, Kukuri-hime-sama.
[09:10] K3
    'Tweren't nothin'!
[09:11] K2
    Oh, it was something.
    Expect your joints to be dislocated later.
[09:16] S
    I must ask, Kukurihime-sama...
[09:19] S
    Since ancient times,
    a region's malison cleanser
[09:22] S
    has been the one person
    most suited to the task.
[09:25] S
    Isn't that right?
[09:26] K3
    Yep! Mighty impressed ya know that.
[09:28] S
    After testing their strength,
    I believe they are not up to the task.
[09:34] S
    That being the case,
    I would like to take their place.
[09:38] S
    And as two parties claim
    the role in this region,
[09:41] S
    there's only one way to settle
    to whom the duty falls.
[09:47] S
    Kagami Kazuya! I challenge you to a duel!
[09:50] K1/K2
    Huh?!
[09:58] S
    Tsugumomo!
[10:04] S
    Tsugumomo.
[10:21] (Flashback) H
    I don't think so.
[10:25] (Flashback) S
    But I must carry out my vendetta
    on my brother's killer!
[10:28] (Flashback) S
    Please, lend me a powerful tsukumogami!
[10:31] (Flashback) S
    I don't care if I lose a few limbs—
[10:33] (Flashback) S
    I don't even care if I die!
[10:36] (Flashback) H
    Know your place, little girl!
[10:38] (Flashback) H
    You're not a tsugumomo's master!
[10:40] (Flashback) H
    And either way,
    you're not a malison cleanser!
[10:43] (Flashback) H
    This was a foe Suou couldn't beat!
[10:47] (Flashback) H
    What makes you think you stand a chance?
[10:51] (Flashback) H
    Listen to me, Sunao.
[10:53] (Flashback) H
    Don't you remember what Suou always said?
[10:56] (Flashback) H
    He wanted you to grow up and
    find happiness like a normal girl.
[11:01] (Flashback) H
    That was why Suou accepted the
    burden of becoming a malison cleanser.
[11:05] (Flashback) H
    He lost his life for that desire!
[11:10] (Flashback) H
    Try and respect that, Sunao.
[11:12] (Flashback) H
    That's the best way you can honor him.
[11:16] (Flashback) H
    Understand?
[11:18] (Flashback) H
    Well, now...
[11:23] (Flashback) K4
    Suou-sama...
[11:26] (Flashback) K4
    It's all because I wasn't strong enough...
[11:29] (Flashback) S
    Hey!
[11:33] (Flashback) K4
    Ow...
[11:35] (Flashback) K4
    What was that for?
[11:38] (Flashback) S
    How long are you going to blubber,
     you worthless baby?!
[11:41] (Flashback) S
    I'm going to use you!
[11:45] (Flashback) S
    My brother would always say
    how amazing you were, Kotetsu.
[11:49] (Flashback) S
    How he could rely on you!
[11:51] (Flashback) S
    But now he's dead!
[11:54] (Flashback) S
    And all because you were too weak!
[11:56] (Flashback) S
    He lost because his tool was flawed!
[12:00] (Flashback) S
    Well, be grateful, because I'm
    going to use you anyway!
[12:04] (Flashback) S
    You may be a loser,
    but you'll help in my vendetta!
[12:12] (Flashback) S
    I don't see it!
[12:14] (Flashback) S
    Are you sure this is where it went?
[12:16] (Flashback) K4
    I'm sorry...
[12:17] (Flashback) K4
    It should be around here...
[12:20] (Flashback) S
    Did it run? Should I keep going?
[12:22] (Flashback) K4
    We're nearly in Kamioka.
[12:24] (Flashback) K4
    If it escaped into Kamioka,
    then that region's malison cleanser—
[12:28] (Flashback) S
    They'll get it instead?! Not on my watch!
[12:31] (Flashback) K4
    What?! But—
[12:34] (Flashback) K4
    I sense it! The same presence as before!
[12:37] S
    The object of my vendetta is ahead.
    It's time to avenge my brother!
[12:43] (Flashback) K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spiral Weave!<br>**[12:59] (Flashback) K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm covered in blood!<br>**[13:00] (Flashback) K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could you not have done a cleaner job of it?!<br>**[13:03] (Flashback) K
    My bad, my bad. Got a bit carried away,
    having a challenge for once.
[13:07] (Flashback) S
    My vendetta...
[13:09] (Flashback) S
    It's dead... Killed...
[13:13] (Flashback) S
    My brother's killer...
[13:15] (Flashback) S
    I was supposed to avenge him!
[13:19] (Flashback) S
    But she...
[13:26] (Flashback) K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey. Yoo-hoo!<br>**[13:30] (Flashback) K
    Oh, you're awake.
[13:32] (Flashback) S
    Huh? I...
[13:35] (Flashback) K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry about that! You really went flying.<br>**[13:38] (Flashback) K
    Come on, that was mean, Kiriha-chan.
[13:41] (Flashback) K2
    After she ran out of the bushes brandishing
    a sword tsukumogami at you?
[13:45] (Flashback) K2
    Why would I show mercy?
[13:46] (Flashback) K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's no excuse!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You still need to take it easy.<br>**[13:50] (Flashback) K
    Now then, do you mind if
    I ask what this is about?
[14:00] (Flashback) S
    You fool.
[14:02] (Flashback) S
    A complete amateur like you
    had no hope against this thing.
[14:05] (Flashback) S
    Isn't that right, Kanaka?
[14:09] (Flashback) K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You poor thing!<br>**[14:10] (Flashback) S**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You poor little darling!<br>**[14:14] (Flashback) S**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You...<br>**[14:15] (Flashback) S**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You killed my brother's killer!<br>**[14:18] (Flashback) S**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means...<br>**[14:20] (Flashback) S**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're now the object of my vendetta!<br>**[14:24] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[14:25] (Flashback) K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, hold on.<br>**[14:27] (Flashback) K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shouldn't you be grateful to the person<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who put an end to your vendetta?<br>**[14:31] (Flashback) S**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! It should have been mine!<br>**[14:33] (Flashback) K2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Exactly what sense does that make?<br>**[14:35] (Flashback) S**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because... Because...<br>**[14:37] (Flashback) S**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to take vengeance on *someone*!<br>**[14:40] (Flashback) S**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can he rest in peace if I don't?!<br>**[14:42] (Flashback) S**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So my vendetta's against you! I'll beat you!<br>**[14:47] (Flashback) K
    Okay, then! You can have
    your vendetta with me.
[14:50] (Flashback) K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll take you on.<br>**[14:53] (Flashback) K
    I'll be waiting, then!
[14:57] (Flashback) K2
    What in the world are you
    thinking, you fool?!
[14:59] (Flashback) K`
    Come on! I felt bad for her.
[15:06] (Flashback) S
    Got it!
[15:08] S
    After that, I challenged
    Kanaka-sama many times,
[15:12] S
    but I never stood a chance.
[15:14] S
    To strengthen my fundamentals, I entered
    the malison cleanser school Tsuzuraden,
[15:19] S
    where I've been training.
[15:21] S
    But when I returned to Kamioka,
    Kanaka-sama was gone,
[15:26] S
    a half-baked obi wielder in her stead.
[15:28] S
    My vendetta was with Kanaka-sama!
[15:30] S
    At the same time, she was
    my master whom I admired!
[15:32] S
    You are not fit to follow in her footsteps!
[15:35] S
    I will defeat you, and become
    Kanaka-sama's replacement!
[15:41] K2
    Don't get too full of yourself, warthog girl!
[15:43] S
    Quiet, tool.
[15:47] S
    Kagami Kazuya, you will accept my challenge.
[15:51] K2
    Very well, then! Right, Kazuya?
[16:03] K2
    Get up Kazuya. It's time to train.
[16:09] K1
    Nope.
[16:10] K2
    Huh? Why not?
[16:12] K1
    Lots of reasons.
[16:13] K2
    You'll let that girl get away
    with all she said?
[16:16] K2
    You fool!
[16:23] K2
    Explain yourself.
[16:25] K1
    I mean...
[16:27] K1
    Tadata-san lost his hair...
[16:30] K1
    And Nanakai-san can't talk anymore...
[16:32] K1
    It's all because I attract malison, isn't it?
[16:36] K1
    If I go outside, more things
    like that will happen.
[16:40] K1
    Wouldn't the world be better off without me?
[16:45] K1
    So I won't leave.
[16:46] K2
    What of school?
[16:47] K1
    Won't go.
[16:48] K2
    And food?
[16:49] K1
    My sister will bring it to me.
[16:52] K2
    What about malison cleansing?
[16:53] K1
    Had enough.
[16:55] K2
    Have you?
[16:57] K2
    Was it not you who said the malison
    you attract was your own responsibility?
[17:04] K1
    Sumeragi-san says she wants to do it instead.
[17:07] K1
    So let her.
[17:08] K2
    And you'll just live life
    hidden away in here?
[17:12] K1
    That's right. If that's
    what's best for everyone,
[17:15] K1
    then it's fine by me.
[17:20] K2
    Clothes off, now!
[17:31] K1
    Kiriha-san, why are we naked?
[17:34] K1
    I don't get it.
[17:37] K2
    You do.
[17:40] K2
    This makes you feel at ease, doesn't it?
[17:47] K2
    Do you really think this solves
    anything, Kazuya?
[17:51] K2
    Is this because you don't
    want to cause others trouble?
[17:54] K2
    Are you sure it's not just
    that you want to run away?
[17:57] K1
    That's not it...
[17:59] K2
    You could end up fighting
    even more fearsome amasogi.
[18:02] K2
    You might have to witness someone
    else suffer malison atonement.
[18:07] K2
    And you want to escape that fate.
[18:09] K1
    That's not it!
[18:11] K1
    People have to suffer because of me.
[18:15] K1
    Even you must think it's
    a pain to deal with me, Kiriha-san.
[18:20] K2
    You absolute fool!
[18:24] K2
    When have I ever called you
    troublesome or burdensome?!
[18:30] K2
    Listen to me!
[18:31] K2
    Even if you were a toxic-cloud-spewing
    blight upon all of creation,
[18:37] K2
    I alone would still stand by you!
[18:39] K2
    Cause all the trouble you want!
[18:42] K2
    If that's the price of your existence,
    the rest of the world can pay it!
[18:46] K2
    I will allow it!
[18:47] K2
    And if your heart pains, then I'll soothe it!
[18:51] K2
    And if the pain is still too much,
[18:52] K2
    then put an end to it,
    as a malison cleanser!
[18:55] K2
    You will always have my aid!
[18:57] K1
    Kiriha-san...
[18:58] K2
    Men, spirits, even gods...
    We all aid and rely on others to live.
[19:04] K2
    I wouldn't be able to maintain this form
    if you weren't here to wield me.
[19:09] K2
    Understand, Kazuya?
[19:11] K2
    You needn't be the exception to that rule.
[19:15] K2
    Don't think you'd be better off dead.
[19:19] K2
    I... Well, I...
[19:22] K2
    I'd...
[19:26] K2
    I'd be lonely if you were gone.
[19:34] K1
    Okay.
[19:35] K1
    I'll do my best as a malison cleanser.
[19:52] K2
    It's cold!
[19:54] K1
    Why did you grow all of a sudden?!
[19:57] K2
    You're one to talk, considering.
[19:59] K1
    No!
[20:01] K2
    There were signs, mind you.
[20:03] K2
    I was finally able to project myself
    yesterday. It's not that strange.
[20:08] K2
    Now, then, Kazuya...
[20:10] K2
    Do you remember what Sunao said?
[20:14] K1
    Yeah...
[20:16] (Flashback) S
    I also have a ranged slashing attack.
[20:21] (Flashback) S
    Empty Blade.
[20:23] (Flashback) S
    An earth-channeled strike.
[20:25] (Flashback) S
    Ground Tracer.
[20:27] (Flashback) S
    That about covers it.
[20:29] (Flashback) K1
    Why show me all your techniques?
[20:32] (Flashback) K2
    That confident, are you?
[20:33] (Flashback) S
    I've seen Kanaka-sama's
    techniques many times.
[20:36] (Flashback) S
    It's only fair.
[20:38] (Flashback) S
    You have a week. Try and come
    up with a plan in the meantime.
[20:44] K1
    I've never seen such confidence.
[20:46] K2
    Aye.
[20:47] K2
    In both wielder skill and
    the tsukumogami match-up,
[20:50] K2
    they have the upper hand.
[20:52] K2
    Well, Kazuya?
    They clearly have the advantage.
[20:59] K1
    But I can't just give up.
[21:02] K2
    Well said!
[21:05] K2
    Let's make this interesting, then!
[21:07] K2
    If you win, I'll give you a reward.
[21:11] K2
    What would you like me to do?
[21:14] K1
    Uh... Um...
[21:17] K5
    Ya-kun, it's morning!
[21:19] K3
    Up'n at 'em!
[21:22] K5
    What do you think you're doing?!
[21:24] K3
    That ain't right, Kiriha!
[21:25] K2
    What is it with you two?!
[21:27] K5
    I will not allow this!
[21:29] K3
    How far did y'all get?!
[21:31] K2
    Enough! Let me go!
[21:33] K3
    It was just the two of you, wasn't it?!
[21:34] K5
    Give up already!
[21:36] K1
    Thank you, Kiriha-san.
[21:38] K2
    Let me go, blast it!
[21:39] K3
    So was he... inside?!
[21:41] K2
    Indeed he was! Inside the futon.
[21:43] K5
    Ya-kun! How could you do this
    when you have me?!
[21:46] K1
    You've got it all wrong!
[21:47] K3
    So how was he?!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] K1
    The time has come for me to fight Sunao-san
    for the mantle of malison cleanser.
[23:24] K1
    She's really strong, but I have to win!
[23:27] K1
    This time, I'll protect Kiriha-san!
[23:30] ---
    Next time on Tsugumomo, Chapter 11: "Duel."
SIGN    Duel
SIGN    Don't miss it!
[23:33] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by Ooshima Towa

Season 1

E11 - Duel

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[00:02] K2
    You haven't forgotten, have you?
[00:08] K2
    The obi's range is...
[00:13] K2
    One jou and one shaku.
[00:16] K2
    It seems your body remembers, at least.
[00:19] K1
    Sure does.
[00:21] K2
    The issue is our opponent's range.
[00:25] K2
    Sunao's weapon is a sword...
SIGN    1 Ken
[00:29] K2
    Which makes her range at most a single ken.
[00:32] Sign
    Conversely, our obi's reach is
     one jou and one shaku.
SIGN    One Jou One Shaku
[00:35] Sign
    Normally, that would mean we could
    attack from outside a sword's range.
[00:40] Sign
    However...
[00:42] K1
    Empty Blade and...
[00:43] K1
    Ground Tracer.
[00:45] K2
    Precisely.
SIGN    4 Ken
[00:46] K2
    I'd estimate they have a range of four ken.
[00:49] Sign
    Which gives them the reach advantage.
[00:52] Sign
    There's also how the tsukumogami match up.
[00:55] Sign
    I'm an obi tsukumogami.
[00:57] Sign
    While an average blade can't damage me much,
[01:00] Sign
    a sword tsukumogami
    is a different matter.
[01:05] Sign
    A sword's blade can tear right through silk.
[01:07] Sign
    That doesn't change, even if
    both objects are tsukumogami.
[01:12] C
    So they have the upper hand on us
[01:14] C
    with reach at medium range and
    a well-matched tsukumogami up close.
[01:17] C
    Does that sum it up?
[01:19] K2
    Yes.
[01:21] K2
    However, we have plans.
[01:33] H
    Nice, strong strikes.
[01:43] H
    Well done.
[01:45] S
    Thank you for sparring with me.
[01:47] H
    No prob. It was a nice workout.
[01:50] H
    So, whadya make of your odds?
[01:53] S
    I have absolutely no chance of losing.
[01:57] S
    Their limited skill was clear
    from our previous spar.
[02:01] S
    What's more, my training with Kanaka-sama
    has taught me most of the obi's techniques.
[02:07] S
    Whatever plan they might
    come up with during this week
[02:10] S
    will be no match for my might.
[02:14] H
    Same attitude as ever.
[02:16] T
    Excuse me... May I mention something?
[02:19] S
    What?
[02:20] S
    I'm in the middle of
    speaking with Honoka-sama.
[02:23] T
    I-I'm sorry... But...
[02:26] H
    And strict with your tsugumomo as ever, too.
[02:29] H
    What's up, Kotetsu?
[02:31] H
    Go ahead.
[02:32] K
    Right!
[02:35] K
    While he pales in comparison to Sunao-sama,
    Kagami Kazuya is still a malison cleanser.
[02:39] K
    He must have passed the qualification test.
[02:42] K
    It may be unwise
    to underestimate him...
[02:44] S
    Are you saying I'm too cocky?!
[02:47] K
    I'm sorry!
[02:49] S
    Their local god,
    Kukuri-sama, is a water goddess.
[02:53] S
    She would have tested Kagami Kazuya
    with her water powers.
[02:57] S
    That obi tsukumogami has
    always excelled in defense.
[03:01] S
    They most likely defended with a Wall Weave.
[03:04] S
    However, Wall Weave's weakness
    is that it renders the user immobile.
[03:09] S
    Once he's inside, it'll be easy
    to tear it apart with a sword.
[03:14] S
    I need my tsukumogami to follow
    my orders promptly, and that's it.
[03:19] S
    I don't need a tool giving me opinions.
[03:23] K
    I'm sorry...
SIGN    Projection.
SIGN    One of the abilities afforded to tsukumogami.
SIGN    By expending spiritual energy,
SIGN    they are able to create and control copies of themselves.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[03:59] Character Signs
    Kiriha
[04:03] Character Signs
    Kagami Kazuya
[04:08] Character Signs
    Kokuyou
[04:08] Character Signs
    Kukuri
[04:11] Character Signs
    Chikaishi Chisato
[04:12] Character Signs
    Shiramine Shirou
[04:12] Character Signs
    Osanai Osamu
SIGN    Kettle
SIGN    Duel
SIGN    "Duel."
[05:19] K2
    Don't be so prudish!
    You'll make me catch a cold!
[05:27] K2
    Need you still be so embarrassed around me?
[05:30] K1
    This would be embarrassing no matter what.
[05:36] K2
    Now then, Kazuya.
[05:38] K2
    Before the duel I need to tell you something.
[05:43] (Flashback) K3
    Right, you got it.
[05:45] (Flashback) K3
    I'll oversee your duel!
[05:48] (Flashback) K3
    But I can't have either of ya
    gettin' hurt or kickin' the bucket.
[05:52] (Flashback) K3
    And so...
[05:54] (Flashback) K3
    ...we'll use these!
[05:56] (Flashback) K2
    What are these? Adult toys?
[05:58] (Flashback) K3
    Heck no!
[06:02] (Flashback) K3
    These here are water dolls.
[06:05] (Flashback) K3
    We've had duels between folks
    aimin' to be malison cleanser before.
[06:08] (Flashback) K3
    But it warn't like we could allow
    a buncha duels to the death.
[06:12] (Flashback) K3
    These cast a barrier of
    water 'round the fighters,
[06:15] (Flashback) K3
    transferrin' any damage to the doll.
[06:20] (Flashback) K3
    The thing is...
[06:21] K2
    The thing is, the water doll
    only protects the fighters.
[06:26] K2
    Which means Kotetsu and I can be damaged.
[06:31] K2
    However, we also have projections.
[06:35] K2
    My projections are not as
    strong as my real self,
[06:38] K2
    but can be regenerated
    as long as I have spiritual power.
[06:40] K2
    The real obi is also capable
    of a level of recovery, but...
[06:45] K2
    Recovery consumes spiritual power,
    limiting your maneuverability.
SIGN    Now healing
[06:50] Sign
    If your control over the obi wavers,
    you'll naturally lose.
[06:55] Sign
    You can currently project two obi.
[06:58] Sign
    Including the real obi,
    you have three at your dispense.
[07:01] Sign
    You need to use your head
    when deciding which to use.
[07:05] Sign
    But don't hesitate to use
    the real one... to use me.
[07:10] Sign
    Understand?
[07:12] K1
    Okay.
[07:21] K2
    What is it?
[07:24] K2
    You seem like you have something to say.
[07:27] K1
    Well...
[07:30] K1
    The real obi being damaged would mean
    you getting hurt, right, Kiriha-san?
[07:37] K1
    I guess we're way past that point,
[07:40] K1
    but I don't like the idea
    of you getting hurt.
[07:45] K1
    I'll do my best.
[07:48] K1
    I'll win the duel and protect you!
[07:53] K1
    I just gotta work hard to pull off both!
[07:56] K1
    Winning is important,
    but you're important to me, too!
[08:07] K2
    Wha...
[08:09] K2
    What in the world are you saying?!
[08:12] K2
    That's supposed to be my role!
[08:16] K2
    Focus on the task at hand, fool!
[08:19] K1
    Why?!
[08:26] K2
    Now to bed, so we'll be rested tomorrow!
[08:37] K2
    Kazuya...
[08:40] K2
    You've done well, and in only a week.
[08:45] K1
    I have?
[08:46] K2
    Yes. Very well.
[08:49] K2
    And since you have...
[08:51] K2
    How about this?
[08:53] K2
    I'll be sure to sleep very soundly tonight!
[08:55] K2
    I won't even notice a bit of fondling.
[08:58] K1
    Wh-What are you saying?!
[09:06] K1
    Fondling...
[09:18] K1
    It's not funny!
[09:21] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, sorry!<br>**[09:24] K
    So, what's up?
[09:27] K1
    Kiriha-san is never exactly gentle with me,
[09:29] K1
    but today she was more brutal than ever!
[09:33] K1
    Blew up at me for no reason...
    What was I supposed to do?
[09:37] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Ya-kun, you blockhead!<br>**[09:44] K
    The thing is, Kiriha-chan has
    always been protecting people.
[09:48] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That goes for me, you,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and her previous wielder.<br>**[09:53] K
    It's been especially true
    for you, hasn't it, Ya-kun?
[09:58] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And now you tell her *you'll* protect *her*!<br>**[10:02] K
    You probably startled her...
[10:04] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or perhaps took her breath away.<br>**[10:07] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that why?<br>**[10:09] K
    Kiriha-chan is such a little darling!
[10:12] K1
    I-I guess so.
[10:15] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you've done all sorts of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;naughty things with her.<br>**[10:24] K
    First this, then that, and to top it off...
[10:26] K1
    C-Cut it out!
[10:27] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And not only that, but with other girls, too!<br>**[10:32] Girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kazuya...<br>**[10:35] K
    You're so dirty, Ya-kun.
[10:38] K1
    Stop teasing me with illusions!
[10:41] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the one creating<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;those illusions, Ya-kun.<br>**[10:44] K
    This is your dream, remember?
[10:48] K1
    I made them?
[10:50] K1
    Then I should be able
    to get rid of them, too!
[10:55] Dudes
    Kazuya!
[11:02] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well done!<br>**[11:04] K
    Someone in your position needs
    at least that much self-control.
[11:09] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You may as well experiment with her.<br>**[11:12] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Experiment?!<br>**[11:13] K
    Yes, experiment.
[11:14] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I doubt Kiriha-chan would be angry.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She'd probably be very gentle.<br>**[11:23] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love it...<br>**[11:26] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love how things are now.<br>**[11:31] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kiriha-san, Kukuri-chan,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kokuyou-san, and Chisato...<br>**[11:35] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love how we all hang out now.<br>**[11:39] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If something more were to happen,<br>**[11:42] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it might change things too much.<br>**[11:48] K
    I see.
[11:53] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's dawn. I'd better get going.<br>**[11:56] K1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodbye, previous malison cleanser lady.<br>**[12:00] K
    Right. Bye, now.
[12:05] K1
    The previous malison cleanser...
[12:08] K1
    Huh? Wasn't the previous
    malison cleanser my mom?
[12:13] K1
    If my mom was the previous malison
    cleanser, then that means she's... uh...
[12:21] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I wouldn't bother. That part's sealed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;away so that you can't connect the dots.<br>**[12:27] K
    Take it easy.
    You'll remember sooner or later.
[12:31] K`
    I'll be waiting until then.
[12:47] K1
    Macho, macho, macho...
[12:53] K1+2
    Tsugumomo!
[12:59] S+K
    Tsugumomo.
[13:10] K3
    The pact is sealed.
[13:12] K3
    Now any damage y'all take is gonna
    affect the water doll instead.
[13:17] K3
    Three things can decide this here match.
[13:20] K3
    Leavin' the range of the water dolls,
    namely the shrine grounds.
[13:23] K3
    Your water doll gettin' broke.
[13:26] K3
    And forfeitin'.
[13:28] K3
    Any of those means you lose.
    Keep that in mind.
[13:31] K3
    Now, this duel to determine
    the malison cleanser of Kamioka
[13:37] K3
    will be held under the auspices of
    the Great Incarnation of Hakusan-Myouri,
[13:41] K3
    Kukuri-hime no Ookami.
[13:45] S
    To become a malison cleanser
    like my brother...
[13:47] S
    To surpass Kanaka-sama,
    who stole my vendetta...
[13:51] S
    I've been training myself to
    the limit since I was young.
[13:55] S
    But he...
[13:58] (Flashback) S
    It just kind of happened?!
[14:00] (Flashback) K1
    Well, yeah...
[14:02] (Flashback) K1
    At first, Kukuri-chan ordered me to do it,
    so I didn't really have a choice.
[14:08] S
    He "just kinda" became Kanaka-sama's
    successor, and a malison cleanser?!
[14:13] S
    He's my enemy, all right.
[14:16] S
    I'll teach him the error of his soft ways!
[14:21] K
    Suou-sama lost his life because
    I wasn't strong enough...
[14:25] K
    If we lose this battle as well,
    it'll be because of me again.
[14:31] K
    I can't let that happen!
[14:36] K1
    Ignorant and unprepared, I was swept
    into the role of malison cleanser.
[14:40] K1
    But now, it's different.
[14:43] K1
    If I'm the one causing trouble for others,
[14:46] K1
    I should be the one who solves it.
[14:48] K1
    That's why I'll keep
    being a malison cleanser.
[14:53] K1
    And besides...
[14:54] (Flashback) S
    Kotetsu? What's that got to do with you?
[14:58] (Flashback) K1
    Why do you treat him...?
[15:01] (Flashback) S
    Kotetsu is just a tool.
[15:03] (Flashback) S
    He belongs to me,
    so I can use him how I please.
[15:07] K1
    Tsugumomo are more than that.
    They're partners.
[15:11] K1
    I can't lose to Sunao-san,
    who treats hers like a tool!
[15:15] K3
    Y'all ready to go?
[15:20] S
    They'll try to attack from
    outside my sword's range.
[15:24] S
    I'll close the gap immediately
    and end this quickly.
[15:28] K2
    It's time to pay them back, Kazuya!
[15:30] K1
    Yeah!
[15:33] K3
    Fight fairly and honorably!
[15:37] K3
    Begin!
[15:39] S
    He's closing in?!
[15:41] K1
    Dummy Weave!
[15:58] K1
    Dummy Weave!
[16:00] S
    That again?
[16:03] S
    I'll tear it to shreds!
[16:05] K2
    Get ready, Kazuya!
[16:06] K2
    Just as we planned, now!
[16:07] K1
    Right!
[16:10] S
    Empty Blade!
[16:17] K
    Sunao-sama?!
[16:20] K1
    A hit!
[16:21] K2
    But a light one.
[16:22] K2
    Stay on your toes and hold this range.
[16:24] K2
    We might be poorly matched,
    but that's a projection technique.
[16:28] K2
    It's less potent than the real sword.
[16:30] K2
    Which means it can be defended against!
[16:32] K2
    Further, she can't chain those
    as she needs to charge.
[16:35] K2
    We'll aim for the counter-attack
    after parrying her strike!
[16:42] H
    I see. Going for the riposte, huh?
[16:46] K3
    You came by, Honoka?
[16:48] H
    Yeah. Only by avatar, if you don't mind.
[16:53] H
    I heard he was a coward, unreliable,
    and totally lacking in skill...
[16:58] H
    But the boy's putting on a good show.
[17:01] H
    They make nice rivals, don't you think?
[17:03] K3
    Darn straight.
[17:08] S
    He has my range figured out.
[17:11] S
    He uses the obi doll to defend,
[17:12] S
    then closes the gap just enough
    for him to be able to attack.
[17:18] K2
    She's starting to parry the Obi Strikes.
[17:20] K1
    We're taking the offensive!
[17:24] K1
    Tangle Ball!
[17:26] S
    I've never seen that technique.
[17:30] K
    Sunao-sama, you should step back!
[17:32] S
    Shut up! Only losers retreat!
[17:37] S
    It became a Sledgehammer
    Weave in an instant?!
[17:42] K3
    Ain't that something?
    They got her on the ropes.
[17:46] H
    This shouldn't be so one-sided.
[17:50] H
    Sunao, don't tell me...
[17:53] K4
    By the time that feint turns into an
    actual attack, it's too late to react!
[17:57] K4
    You should stay back and come up with a plan!
[18:00] S
    Are you serious?
[18:02] S
    I'll take everything he's got,
    and make it clear who's stronger!
[18:07] H
    ...is just what she'd be thinking.
[18:09] K2
    Sunao seems to want more.
[18:11] K2
    Why don't we oblige her?
[18:14] K1
    Tangle Ball!
[18:29] K2
    We still have the momentum!
    Keep attacking her!
[18:40] K3
    Looks like my Kazuyan's got the advantage.
[18:42] H
    They've barely even started!
[18:46] K2
    She's blocked everything we threw at her.
[18:48] K2
    But a sword's offensive by nature.
[18:51] K2
    If we don't let her attack, she'll never win.
[18:55] S
    So this is what they came up with...
[18:58] S
    I'll smash them along
    with their little scheme!
[19:01] K2
    She's going to be expecting
    us to counter-attack.
[19:04] K2
    Go after her!
[19:05] K1
    Right!
[19:09] S
    Empty Blade...
[19:11] S
    Second Sword!
[19:15] K3
    Kazuyan!
[19:17] H
    There we go!
[19:18] K1
    Consecutive strikes?
[19:19] K2
    Get out of her range!
[19:21] S
    Ground Tracer!
[19:24] K1
    It exceeded its range?!
[19:30] K2
    We need to reformulate our plan!
    Keep your distance!
[19:32] K1
    Right!
[19:38] S
    A stone?
[19:40] K1
    Archery Weave!
[19:46] H
    Well, sure looks like the tables have turned.
[19:49] K3
    They've barely even started!
[19:51] H
    Seems they were aiming for the openings
    that Empty Blade and Ground Tracer create,
[19:56] H
    but they didn't account for this.
[19:58] K3
    She's firin' off multiple attacks, and at greater range.
[20:01] K3
    Did she ration her spiritual power?
[20:04] H
    You got it.
[20:05] H
    Reducing each attack's power lets her
    chain them and extend their range.
[20:09] H
    Which is pretty damn hard
    to pull off, if I might add.
[20:13] K3
    Kazuyan's still got plenty
    up his sleeve, you'll see!
[20:21] K1
    If we don't do something...
[20:22] K2
    Wait! The second strike—
[20:28] K1
    Kiriha-san! That was the real—
[20:30] K2
    I'm fine!
[20:34] K2
    This tactic won't work anymore. What now?
[20:40] K1
    Your projection!
[20:41] K2
    The recovery must be
    draining my spiritual energy!
[20:51] K2
    Fool! Why didn't you defend
    with a Shield Weave?!
[20:56] S
    You're mine!
[20:58] S
    They're in my sword's range now!
[21:00] S
    Try Shield Weaving or Wall Weaving this!
[21:03] K2
    Kazuya! What are you doing?!
[21:05] K1
    I need two obi for the Shield Weave.
[21:08] K1
    With one of the projections gone,
    I'd need to use the original obi!
[21:12] K1
    But if I use it now... Kiriha-san will...
[21:15] (Flashback) K2
    Don't hesitate to use me.
[21:17] (Flashback) K1
    I'll win the duel and protect you!
[21:21] K1
    I won't hesitate to use it...
[21:23] K1
    But I won't let Kiriha-san get hurt, either!
[21:27] K1
    Hand Weave!
[21:30] K
    This technique's new!
[21:32] S
    It doesn't matter!
SIGN    Hand Weave:
[21:44] K1/sign
    Hand Weave: Watershed!
SIGN    Hand Weave: Watershed
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] K1
    After surviving a do-or-die situation,
    the battle enters its final stage.
[23:26] K1
    Who will win this no-holds-barred showdown?
[23:28] ---
    Next time on the final episode of
    Tsugumomo, Chapter 12: "Partner."
SIGN    Partner
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by Kuzushiro

Season 1

E12 - Partner

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[00:01] Kiriha
    This tactic won't work anymore. What now?
[00:06] Kazuya
    Your projection!
[00:14] Kiriha
    Fool! Why didn't you defend
    with a Shield Weave?!
[00:19] Sunao
    You're mine!
[00:20] Sunao
    They're in my sword's range now!
[00:23] Sunao
    Try Shield Weaving or Wall Weaving this!
[00:26] Kazuya
    I won't hesitate to use it...
[00:27] Kazuya
    But I won't let Kiriha-san get hurt, either!
[00:30] Kazuya
    Hand Weave!
[00:33] Sunao
    It doesn't matter!
SIGN    Hand Weave: Watershed
[00:38] Kazuya
    Hand Weave: Watershed!
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[01:00] Character Signs
    Kiriha
[01:04] Character Signs
    Kagami Kazuya
[01:09] Character Signs
    Kokuyou
[01:09] Character Signs
    Kukuri
[01:12] Character Signs
    Chikaishi Chisato
[01:14] Character Signs
    Shiramine Shirou
[01:14] Character Signs
    Osanai Osamu
SIGN    Kettle
SIGN    Partner
SIGN    "Partner."
[02:18] Honoka
    He redirected it!
[02:19] Kukuri
    Try blockin' with an obi,
    and a sword will slice clean through.
[02:22] Kukuri
    But that ain't the case with redirectin'!
[02:24] Sunao
    My full-force attack was
    shut down... and by a mere obi!
[02:27] Kotetsu
    Sunao-sama! Here they come!
[02:33] Sunao
    My water doll can't take much more!
[02:38] Kazuya
    She's retreating?
[02:39] Kiriha
    She's made room to catch her breath!
[02:41] Kiriha
    Don't give her the chance!
[02:43] ---
    Right!
[02:45] Sunao
    Don't get so cocky!
[02:50] Kotetsu
    Sunao-sama! You must save
    your spiritual energy—
[02:52] Sunao
    Shut up!
[02:57] Sunao
    A projection...
[02:58] Sunao
    I can't do any damage like this!
[03:01] Sunao
    In that case...
[03:02] Sunao
    off the parry...
[03:03] Sunao
    Empty Blade!
[03:08] Kazuya
    A counter...
[03:09] Kiriha
    We can't take initiative
    from a distance anymore!
[03:17] Kukuri
    They've stopped.
[03:18] HOnoka
    Hmm. Whoever moves first
    is at a disadvantage, now.
[03:22] Kiriha
    We have two obi at our disposal right now.
[03:24] Kiriha
    We can block attacks, but not strike back.
[03:26] Kiriha
    Staying defensive is wisest.
[03:28] Sunao
    Ranged attacks won't work anymore.
[03:30] Sunao
    And they won't come after me,
    since attacking leaves them open.
[03:34] Sunao
    Getting within the sword's
    range is my only hope.
[03:37] Sunao
    But my water doll can't take much more.
[03:40] Sunao
    If I take any damage while
    closing in, I'll lose.
[03:45] Honoka
    It's over.
[03:47] Kukuri
    Giving up already? That ain't like you.
[03:49] Honoka
    The more they dawdle,
    the more the obi recovers.
[03:53] Honoka
    Once they're back to three obi,
    it's game over.
[03:55] Kukuri
    Didn't Sunao withstand your big one
     during the regional god trial?
[04:00] Kukuri
    Ain't she got some
    trump card to turn the tables?
[04:02] Honoka
    She does, in a sense.
[04:04] Honoka
    The technique with which
    Sunao staved off Skyfire.
[04:06] Kukuri
    Skyfire?! Were you testin' her
     or murderin' her?!
SIGN    Skyfire
[04:09] Honoka
    Well, I had a hunch Sunao could take it.
[04:12] Honoka
    And the fact is, she did!
[04:14] Honoka
    That technique is plenty potent
[04:17] Honoka
    but only works within the sword's range.
[04:20] Honoka
    And with how things stand,
    Sunao won't be able to get them to close in.
[04:26] Kukuri
    I wouldn't be so sure.
[04:30] Kazuya
    I can't.
[04:31] Kiriha
    But why?!
[04:32] Kiriha
    We're sure to win if we
    stay on the defensive!
[04:35] Kazuya
    That isn't good enough.
[04:37] Kazuya
    We can't truly win unless
    we face Sunao-san at her best!
[04:41] Kiriha
    Kazuya... Why does it matter so to you?
[04:44] Kazuya
    Tsugumomo are more than just tools.
[04:47] Kazuya
    The only way we can make her
    understand that is by winning!
[04:51] Kazuya
    By showing her our all!
[04:55] Kiriha
    Very well. Understood!
[04:56] Kiriha
    Let's give her everything we have!
[04:59] ---
    Right!
[05:02] Kotetsu
    They're closing in on us?!
[05:04] Kotetsu
    But if they'd stayed away and
    recovered, they'd have won!
[05:07] Sunao
    No, I get it! I know what he's thinking!
[05:11] Sunao
    Victory means triumphing
    over your opponent's all!
[05:13] Sunao
    That's it, isn't it?
[05:16] Sunao
    Fine then,
[05:17] Sunao
    I'll take you on!
[05:20] Honoka
    Kotetsu can do more than project
    blades of spiritual energy.
[05:24] Honoka
    He can also shroud the
    blade in spiritual energy
[05:28] Honoka
    to reduce resistance and boost its speed.
[05:31] Honoka
    Show them, Sunao.
[05:32] ---
    The technique that overcame Skyfire—
    your secret strike, Winged Cutter!
[05:36] Kukuri
    When a tsukumogami overwhelms its wielder,
    it's called tsukumo-possession.
[05:41] Kukuri
    A tsukumo-possessed human
    gains incredible power,
[05:45] Kukuri
    at the cost of losing control
    being physically drained.
[05:49] Kukuri
    But if the two are in perfect harmony
    and share a deep bond,
[05:54] Kukuri
    a type of controlled
    tsukumo-possession is possible!
[05:58] Kukuri
    And it's called...
[05:59] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[06:00] Kiriha
    Right!
SIGN    Divine Possession
[06:06] Kazuya
    Divine Possession!
[06:13] Sunao
    Secret strike...
SIGN    Winged Cutter
[06:16] Sunao
    Winged Cutter!
[06:18] Kazuya
    Power Obi!
[06:37] Honoka
    Divine Possession?!
[06:39] Honoka
    I didn't know any human could use it!
[06:41] Kiriha
    The slightest lapse will cost us!
[06:43] Kiriha
    Every move must be quick and precise!
[06:46] Kotetsu
    This clash is too dangerous!
[06:47] Kotetsu
    We should regroup—
[06:48] Sunao
    No backing down!
[06:54] Kukuri
    They're even?!
[06:55] Honoka
    No.
[07:09] Kazuya
    Power Obi...
SIGN    Coiling
[07:11] Kazuya
    Coiling Serpent!
SIGN    Serpent
[07:37] Kukuri
    That does it.
[07:39] Kukuri
    The winner is Kagami Kazuya!
[07:57] Kazuya
    Ow!
[07:59] Kazuya
    What was that for?!
[08:07] Kukuri
    That was mighty cool, Kazuyan!
[08:09] Kazuya
    Well... thanks.
[08:12] Kiriha
    You're grinning like a buffoon!
[08:14] Sunao
    Kotetsu!
[08:20] Sunao
    Your spiritual energy was too spent
    to maintain the barrage.
[08:24] Sunao
    That and the accumulated damage Kotetsu
    had taken are what decided the match.
[08:28] Sunao
    Honoka-sama...
[08:30] Honoka
    The blade is in one piece. Don't worry.
[08:34] Honoka
    They could have snapped Kotetsu,
    you know. Show some gratitude.
[08:42] Sunao
    Right.
[08:58] Kazuya
    I thought she considered
    tsukumogami mere tools.
[09:02] Kiriha
    No one who really thinks as such
    could demonstrate that much power.
[09:12] Kukuri
    Well, heck! That was some fight!
[09:15] Kiriha
    With an obvious outcome.
[09:17] Kukuri
    Looked to me like y'all cut it pretty close.
[09:21] Kiriha
    Well, it wouldn't be much of a
    contest if we simply dominated.
[09:25] Kukuri
    There you go again!
[09:26] Kukuri
    I reckon we oughta head home and celebrate!
[09:29] Kiriha
    Since when is it your home? It's mine!
[09:32] Kukuri
    It ain't yours, either, Kiriha!
[09:36] Kukuri/Kiriha
    Kazuyan?!
    Kazuya?!
[09:41] Kazuya/Sunao
    Tsugumomo.
[09:46] Everybody
    Tsugumomo!
[10:01] Kukuri
    Then the reason Kazuyan collapsed...
[10:05] Kiriha
    Aye. An effect of Divine Possession.
[10:09] Kiriha
    It's a technique that involves a
    tsukumogami and its user becoming one.
[10:14] Kiriha
    It temporarily grants inhuman power.
[10:18] Kiriha
    But in ruthlessly drawing forth that power,
[10:21] Kiriha
    it puts a commensurate strain on the body.
[10:24] Kukuri
    Which done put him in this here state.
[10:27] Kukuri
    Y'all didn't barely even use it.
[10:30] Kukuri
    Don't s'pose you know when he'll recover?
[10:32] Kiriha
    I should like to think this is temporary,
    and he'll be back to normal soon.
[10:37] Kukuri
    Still, talk about dangerous.
[10:40] Kukuri
    If Divine Possession had worn off
    'fore you'd beaten Sunao,
[10:44] Kukuri
    you'd have had to protect the immobile
    Kazuyan while fightin', right?
[10:49] Kiriha
    It wouldn't have even gone that far.
[10:52] Kiriha
    I was spiritually depleted to the point
    that I couldn't have projected an obi.
[10:58] Kiriha
    We only tested whether Divine Possession
    was usable during training,
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    We can't
    do this
    for long!
[11:01] Kiriha
    but didn't keep it up long enough
    to cause such side effects.
[11:05] Kiriha
    This was the first time we used it seriously.
[11:08] Kiriha
    I didn't think the result
    would be this severe.
[11:11] Kukuri
    A technique you gotta be
    sure you'll win with, huh?
[11:15] Kukuri
    Not somethin' you can pull out whenever.
[11:17] Kasumi
    Hey!
[11:19] Kasumi
    Dinner's ready!
[11:22] Kukuri
    Kazuyan!
[11:24] Kukuri
    Say, "Ahh!"
[11:26] Kazuya
    A-Ahh...
[11:30] Kukuri
    So, whatcha wanna eat next?
[11:33] Kazuya
    Uh, I guess the salad...
[11:36] Kukuri
    Say, "Ahh!"
[11:38] Kasumi
    Wait, what happened to Ya-kun?!
[11:40] Kiriha
    Don't worry. He'll be fine again soon enough.
[11:44] Kasumi
    Don't tell me you forced
    Ya-kun into a dark room
[11:47] Kasumi
    and subjected him to such hardcore treatment
    that he can't even stand anymore?!
[11:51] Kasumi
    But perhaps I could be the one to heal
    Ya-kun's injured body and heart...
[11:55] Kukuri
    You like it, Kazuyan?
[11:57] Kiriha
    My, aren't you enjoying yourself.
[11:59] Kukuri
    N-No! I ain't been thinking a mite
    'bout how we're like newlyweds!
[12:05] Kiriha
    How about it, Kukuri? Why not help
    Kazuya with more than just eating?
[12:09] Kukuri
    I-I don't mind.
[12:14] Kukuri
    Aw...
[12:15] Kukuri
    Aw, shoot...
[12:17] Kukuri
    Not like this!
[12:20] Kazuya
    It's okay, Kiriha-san.
    It won't hurt to skip a single day's bath.
[12:25] Kiriha
    What are you talking about?
    You worked up quite a sweat today!
[12:30] Kiriha
    Didn't you offer to help?
[12:32] Kiriha
    Have you always been such
    an uncaring god, Kukuri?
[12:35] Kukuri
    But I can't help bein' embarrassed.
[12:38] Kukuri
    I mean, yeah, I wanna help Kazuyan, but...
[12:42] Kukuri
    But...
[12:45] Kiriha
    I've a brilliant suggestion, then.
[12:49] Kiriha
    Now then, Kazuya.
[12:50] Kiriha
    Sorry for the wait. You can relax now.
[12:55] Kazuya
    I'm not sure how you expect
    me to do that, considering.
[12:59] Kiriha
    Displeased, Kazuya?
    It must be Kukuri's fault, then.
[13:04] Kukuri
    Forgive me, Kazuyan.
[13:06] Kukuri
    I'm just so dang embarrassed.
[13:08] Kazuya
    Oh, no, it's not your fault, Kukuri-chan!
[13:11] Kiriha
    Here.
[13:12] Kukuri
    Okay.
[13:15] Kiriha
    Now, turn this way.
[13:16] Kazuya
    Hey!
[13:16] Kazuya
    My face is touching them!
[13:18] Kiriha
    So what if it is? Pipe down.
[13:20] Kukuri
    I-I'm gonna wash you now, Kazuyan.
[13:23] Kazuya
    R-Right, thanks.
[13:30] Kiriha
    Aren't you high-and-mighty, Kazuya?
    Making a local god wash your back.
[13:36] Kukuri
    No kiddin', Kazuyan.
[13:38] Kazuya
    You're the one making her do it, Kiriha-san!
[13:41] Kazuya
    Kukuri-chan, you can stop
    if you're uncomfortable.
[13:44] Kukuri
    It's okay.
[13:46] Kukuri
    You did a downright fine job today.
[13:52] Kiriha
    Now then...
[13:54] Kukuri
    There, now turn this way.
[13:58] Kiriha
    Hup.
[14:08] Kiriha
    What's the matter, Kukuri?
    Hurry up and wash it.
[14:12] Kiriha
    His dick.
[14:13] Kukuri
    Don't blurt it out!
[14:14] Kukuri
    You don't have to do that part!
    I can wash it myself, once I can move again!
[14:19] Kiriha
    Don't be foolish. That part
    needs washing the most!
[14:22] Kukuri
    Th-That's right.
[14:24] Kukuri
    The only reason Kazuyan's like this
[14:26] Kukuri
    is 'cause I done made him
    become a malison cleanser.
[14:31] Kukuri
    He's always tendin' to our needs,
    and what's more,
[14:34] Kukuri
    soon 'nuff he might be
    "tendin' to my needs" every night!
[14:38] Kukuri
    All right! I'll wash it!
[14:40] Kukuri
    It's cleanin' time!
[14:43] Kukuri
    Brace yourself!
[14:44] Kazuya
    Hang on a second!
[14:45] Kazuya
    Just give me five min—
[14:52] Kukuri
    It... It's in battle mode!
[14:58] Kazuya
    I mean, you're clinging to me
    and washing me, naked...
[15:02] Kukuri
    En... En garde!
[15:03] Kazuya
    W-Wait! That's enough!
[15:04] Kazuya
    Enough! You don't have to—
[15:19] Kiriha
    Blasted Kukuri. Says she'll take care
    of you, then falls asleep first.
[15:24] Kiriha
    Now then, Kazuya.
[15:27] Kiriha
    I remember promising you a reward if you won.
[15:29] Kazuya
    Did you?
[15:31] Kiriha
    I did.
[15:34] Kiriha
    What kind of reward should I give you?
[15:36] Kazuya
    H-Hang on...
[15:38] Kiriha
    There's no one to interfere now.
[15:40] Kazuya
    Kukuri is right there!
[15:42] Kiriha
    Forget the child. She won't
    wake now that she's asleep.
[15:45] Kazuya
    B-But...
[15:47] Kiriha
    Now...
[15:48] Kiriha
    There's no escape for you, Kazuya.
[15:57] Kiriha
    There!
[15:58] Kiriha
    There!
[15:59] Kazuya
    Wait—
[16:00] Kiriha
    There!
[16:01] Kazuya
    Stop! My underpants—
[16:18] Kukuri
    Well, look at the time.
[16:20] Kukuri
    Hey, Kazuyan. Rise and shine!
[16:26] Kukuri
    Sheesh. Up you go!
[16:30] Kukuri
    Oh, no!
[16:33] Kukuri
    What in tarnation are y'all doin' now?!
[16:35] Kiriha
    Pipe down! It's still early.
[16:39] Kazuya
    She made an obi.
[16:41] Kazuya
    And I can move.
[16:42] Kukuri
    Y'all did this as I was sleepin' beside?!
[16:45] Kukuri
    Heaven may forgive you, but I ain't gonna!
[16:48] Kiriha
    So says the child who couldn't
    even stay awake at night.
[16:51] Kiriha
    Right, Kazuya?
[16:52] Kukuri
    Kazuyan! What did you do?!
[16:54] Kazuya
    To be honest, I kinda
    passed out part way through.
[16:58] Kazuya
    As far as I can remember...
[17:00] Kukuri
    So, how was it? Gimme details!
[17:03] Kasumi
    Damn it all!
[17:05] Kasumi
    What did you do to Ya-kun, you horny youkai?!
[17:07] Kukuri
    Yeah! Don't spare any detail!
[17:09] Kazuya
    I seriously don't remember.
[17:11] Kiriha
    Could you all quiet down?
[17:13] Kasumi
    I can't let you live with this
    lewd tsukumogami anymore!
[17:16] Kasumi
    Ya-kun, you should move into my room!
[17:18] Kazuya
    Uh, I'll pass.
[17:22] TV
    Tonight's top story:
[17:23] TV
    The truth behind the rumors.
[17:25] TV
    Not so hot after all?
    Beware the cologne hoax.
[17:28] TV
    Amagaki-san is reporting live from the scene.
[17:30] Kazuya
    There she is.
[17:31] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[17:32] Reporter
    Thank you.
[17:33] Reporter
    I'm here at the factory that
    produced this suspicious cologne,
[17:34] Kazuya
    I'm heading to school.
[17:35] Kiriha
    Aye. Get going, then.
[17:36] Reporter
    where a crowd of men duped by the advertising
[17:38] Kazuya
    You'd usually force me to take you along.
[17:40] Reporter
    are protesting in outrage.
[17:42] Guys
    Want girls!
[17:42] Kiriha
    You've taken care of what we discussed?
[17:45] Kukuri
    Yeah, of course. Right, Kokuyou?
[17:47] Kokuyou
    Yes. The preparations have been put in order.
[17:50] Kukuri
    I got a lotta clout 'round here, y'know!
[17:54] Kukuri
    I gotta say, I didn't 'spect
    you to be so considerate.
[17:59] Kiriha
    It's a master's duty to see
    to their servant's well-being.
SIGN    Sumeragi Estate
SIGN    Death
    To
    Enemies
    Upon
    Sight
SIGN    Sunao's Mother
    Sumeragi Suzuri
[18:15] Suzuri
    Sunao, you are the heir to the Sumeragi clan.
[18:19] Suzuri
    The successor to our
    Sumeragi School of swordsmanship.
[18:21] Suzuri
    But what's this?
[18:23] Suzuri
    You attack this boy without warning,
[18:25] Suzuri
    force him into a duel,
    and not only do you lose,
[18:28] Suzuri
    you return with Kotetsu damaged!
[18:31] Suzuri
    This is an outrage!
[18:34] Suzuri
    You engaged in a legitimate duel as a
    woman of the Sumeragi clan—and lost.
[18:39] Suzuri
    Such a woman cannot inherit this house,
[18:42] Suzuri
    much less our school, which prides
    itself on unmatched prowess.
[18:46] Sunao
    No!
[18:48] Suzuri
    There are two ways for you to
    inherit the house and the school.
[18:52] Suzuri
    One is to see the person
    who defeated you dead.
[18:56] Suzuri
    But that is unrealistic.
[18:58] Sunao
    I see...
[18:59] Suzuri
    That being the case, you must
    choose the other option.
[19:04] Suzuri
    You must marry Kagami Kazuya.
[19:10] ---
    What?!
[19:16] Kokyuyou
    I must ask, Kukuri-sama...
[19:18] Kukuri
    What's up?
SIGN    Kamioka Bakery
[19:19] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    You haven't forgotten, have you?
[19:21] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    About repairing the shrine...
[19:24] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    I'm unable to cover the cost
    with just my part-time jobs.
[19:27] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    Isn't this the sort of situation where
    your clout would be of assistance?
[19:33] Kukuri
    Easier said than done.
[19:35] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    Perhaps you have Kanayama-sama
    cover the full cost.
[19:39] Kukuri
    Anything but that! I'll be scarred for life!
SIGN    Kanara Shrine
SIGN    Little Girls Only
[19:49] Taguri
    Kukuri-chan should be coming
    by for more money soon.
[19:54] Taguri
    I wonder what I can get her to do this time?
[20:01] Honoka
    The heat never gets
    any easier to bear, does it?
SIGN    Is it true you had supernatural trouble, too?!
SIGN    I've got multiple eyewitness reports!
[20:30] Shirou
    Hey, Kazuya.
[20:31] Chisato
    Good morning.
[20:35] Kazuya
    A transfer student? At this time of year?
[20:38] Chisato
    Yes, I heard about it from Iraha-sensei.
[20:40] Shirou
    What?!
[20:41] Shirou
    Here's hoping she's cute!
[20:43] Osamu
    It could be a boy, you realize.
[20:44] Shirou
    No, it's a girl! A cute girl!
[20:47] Shirou
    A beautiful girl with huge boobs!
SIGN    Mount Everest
[20:51] Shirou
    Mountains!
[20:53] Teacher
    Good morning, class.
[20:57] Teacher
    I know this is sudden, but I'd like
    you all to meet your new classmate.
[21:04] Teacher
    Come on in.
SIGN    Obina Kiriha
[21:14] Kiriha
    The name's Obina Kiriha!
[21:16] Kiriha
    Nice to meet you!
[21:18] Boys
    Yeah!
[21:41] Kazuya
    What brought this on, Kiriha-san?
[21:44] Kiriha
    I can't leave my foolish servant alone,
    lest he get into mischief.
[21:47] Shirou
    Hey, Kazuya!
[21:48] Shirou
    What's the deal between you two?!
[21:50] Kazuya
    I'm not sure where to...
[21:51] Kiriha
    Oh, we're quite intimate.
[21:53] Shirou
    What?!
SIGN    Tsugumomo:
SIGN    After a many years, a tool ascends,
SIGN    obtaining many special abilities and sentience,
SIGN    and often becoming a partner to humans.
SIGN    Illustration by Hamada Yoshikazu

Season 2

Season 2

E1 - The Troubleshooters' Office

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[00:21] Kazuya
    Who is she?
[00:26] Kazuya
    My sister?
[00:28] Kazuya
    And...
[00:31] Kazuya
    Mom?
[00:36] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san?!
[00:47] Kazuya
    Why?
[00:52] Kazuya
    Why...
[00:59] Kazuya
    ...did we end up like this?
SIGN    Tsugumomo:
SIGN    A tsukumogami spirit that has transformed after many years,
SIGN    obtaining a body and soul indistinguishable from a human's.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    Chapter 1
SIGN    The Troubleshooters' Office
SIGN    "The Troubleshooters' Office"!
[02:47] Kazuya
    Okay, enough! It's too hot as it is!
[02:51] Kazuya
    How am I supposed to sleep like this?!
[02:54] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san! How many times do I have
    to ask you to wear panties in bed?!
SIGN    Tsukumogami born from an obi sash
     Kiriha

[02:57] Kiriha
    Wasn't on purpose. They always seem
    to find their own way off of me.
SIGN    Local Goddess
     Kukuri

SIGN    Local Goddess's Priestess
     Kokuyou
[03:01] Kukuri
    Why were we sleepin' in here, again?
[03:03] Kokuyou
    I accompanied you to the washroom
    in the night, then followed you here.
[03:06] Kukuri
    You sure that wasn't
    the night before last?
[03:08] Kiriha
    None of this matters!
    Back to bed, Kazuya...
[03:10] Kazuya
    Hey, Kiriha-san!
[03:15] Kasumi
    How many times do I have to tell
    you to stop tempting Ya-kun?!
[03:17] Kasumi
    You tsukumogami tart!
[03:19] Kazuya
    Stop!
SIGN    Older sister
    Kagami Kasumi
[03:23] Kasumi
    Come on, Ya-kun. If you don't get ready
    and eat soon, you're going to be late.
[03:28] Kazuya
    You're right!
[03:32] Kazuya
    Come on, Kiriha-san, aren't you coming?
[03:36] Kazuya
    We need to explain everything
    to the others today.
[03:42] Osamu
    You seem exhausted as usual, Kagami-kun.
SIGN     Osanai Osamu

SIGN    Shiramine Shirou
[03:45] Chisato
    It's because he never allows enough time.
SIGN     Chikaishi Chisato

[03:48] Kazuya
    I wish I had more to allow, believe me...
[03:50] Guys
    Hey, Obina-san.
[03:52] Guys
    Where'd you go to school before this?
[03:54] Guys
    Is that your natural hair color?
[03:55] Guys
    Got any hobbies?
[03:56] Guys
    What music do you like?
[03:57] Kiriha
    What is all this?
[03:58] Kiriha
    How am I meant to answer
    so many questions at once?
[04:00] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san sure is a hit...
[04:03] Guys
    Hey, Kagami.
[04:03] Guys
    You're good friends with Obina-san, right?
[04:06] Guys
    Did you grow up together or something?
[04:07] Kazuya
    Uh, sorta.
[04:09] Shirou
    Then she must've lived in
    your neighborhood, huh?
[04:13] Kiriha
    Neighborhood? We live in
    the same house, in fact.
[04:17] Shirou
    Well, if you were friends back then,
[04:19] Shirou
    did you bathe together and
    sleep together and all that?
[04:23] Kiriha
    Don't be foolish.
[04:24] Kiriha
    We still sleep together,
    to say nothing of bathing.
[04:28] Kiriha
    It's Kazuya's duty to
    wash my back, after all.
[04:31] Shirou
    Judgment time!
SIGN    Classroom 2-2 Provisional Courtroom
SIGN    Defendant Kagami Kazuya
[04:38] Shirou
    This perversion trial, held by
    our class of wholesome young men,
[04:41] Shirou
    has now convened!
SIGN    Judge S.S
SIGN    Homeroom Teacher Iraha Isuzu
[04:44] Teacher
    Okay, everyone to your seats.
[04:46] Teacher
    What the—
[04:47] Kazuya
    Sensei!
[04:48] Shirou
    Defendant Kagami Kazuya!
SIGN    Judge S.S
[04:50] Shirou
    You are charged with cohabiting
[04:52] Shirou
    with a beautiful girl and engaging
    in lascivious activities!
[04:55] Kazuya
    It's a misunderstanding!
    Kiriha-san's just confused, that's all!
[04:58] Kazuya
    Her memory's, like... y'know!
SIGN    Key Witness Obina Kiriha
[04:59] Kiriha
    Rude.
[05:00] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[05:01] Kazuya
    No more jokes! Please?!
[05:03] Chisato
    Your honor!
SIGN    Juror C.C
[05:04] Chisato
    I've seen the defendant in the bath and
    sleeping with Kiriha-san with my own eyes.
[05:09] Kazuya
    Chisato?!
[05:10] Shirou
    I see no grounds for
    defense in this case!
[05:10] Kazuya
    Sensei! Sensei, I don't
    think this is a legal trial!
[05:12] Shirou
    In the name of this assembly
    of wholesome young men...
[05:14] Teacher
    I don't know what you expect me to do!
[05:16] Shirou
    you are hereby sentenced
    to the maximum punishment!
SIGN    Guilty of perversion in the first degree
    Execution by turtle-shell bondage pendulum
SIGN    Culture Club Room Annex
SIGN    Culture Club Room Annex
[05:30] Shirou
    A tsukumogami, huh?
[05:32] Kiriha
    Indeed I am.
[05:33] Kiriha
    An obi tsukumogami, in fact.
[05:36] Kiriha
    I've been attending to exorcisms
    in this area with Kazuya here.
[05:40] Osamu
    I see.
[05:42] Osamu
    Then the younger form you had
    before was only temporary?
SIGN    It's me!
[05:45] Osamu
    That is a shame.
[05:47] Kiriha
    It is?
[05:47] Osamu
    I meant to say, a surprise.
[05:50] Osamu
    Incidentally, Kagami-kun...
[05:53] Osamu
    This is a vacant room meant
    for one of the culture clubs.
[05:55] Shirou
    Oh, yeah. What did you wanna talk about?
[05:58] Shirou
    And for the record, there is no
    possible defense for the fact
[06:01] Shirou
    that you're cohabiting with a babe!
[06:02] Kazuya
    What are you even...
[06:06] Kazuya
    To be honest, I need to
    ask you all for help.
[06:10] Kazuya
    You've seen it yourselves already,
[06:13] Kazuya
    but strange things keep
    happening at this school.
[06:19] Chisato
    You mean the incidents caused by amasogi?
[06:21] Shirou
    Oh, that thing where people's desires
    turn stuff supernatural, right?
[06:26] Shirou
    Man, that was pure hell.
SIGN     Shirou's atonement was
     smelling foul (for one week)

[06:29] Kazuya
    The longer an amasogi causes trouble,
[06:31] Kazuya
    the more intense the atonement it results in.
[06:34] Kazuya
    So I want to try to gather information
    that'll help us deal with them faster.
SIGN    New Extracurricular Group Submission
SIGN    Group name: The Troubleshooters' Office
SIGN    Requested by: Class 2-2 Kagami Kazuya
SIGN    Group Goal:
SIGN    Member list:
[06:39] Kazuya
    Which is why I'm thinking
    of turning this room...
[06:43] Kazuya
    into a place where students can
    come for help with their problems.
[06:45] Shirou
    Like, counseling?
[06:47] Shirou
    What the heck?
[06:48] Osamu
    I understand.
[06:50] Osamu
    By getting information on rumors
    and troubles arising among students...
[06:53] Chisato
    We might be able to
    uncover clues on amasogi!
[06:56] Kazuya
    Right!
[06:57] Kazuya
    But we wouldn't be able to do it alone.
[07:00] Osamu
    I assume that's where we come in.
[07:03] Shirou
    I gotta ask, why does all this stuff
    keep happening at our school, anyway?
[07:09] Osamu
    A good question. I wonder if
    there's a particular cause.
[07:15] Kazuya
    There's...
[07:18] Kiriha
    The birth of an amasogi is tied
    to something called malison.
[07:23] Shirou
    Malaysian?
[07:24] Kiriha
    No.
[07:25] Kiriha
    Malison... is like a type of fog that has
    the power to make wishes come true.
[07:31] Kiriha
    It occurs naturally throughout the world,
SIGN    Malison
[07:34] Kiriha
    having a subtle influence
    over all things that happen.
[07:38] Kiriha
    We tsukumogami are generally the
    result of the accumulation of malison
[07:44] Kiriha
    over an extended period of time.
[07:46] Kiriha
    However, should an abnormally rich
    amount of malison come under
[07:50] Kiriha
    the influence of an intense desire or wish,
[07:53] Kiriha
    it can create an instant tsukumogami,
[07:55] Kiriha
    one born without any
    rational intelligence.
[07:57] Kiriha
    That's what amasogi are.
[08:00] Osamu
    Then this malison gathers
    more easily in our school?
[08:03] Shirou
    Yeah, but I'm asking why!
[08:06] Kiriha
    Because someone who attends
    school here has a condition
[08:09] Kiriha
    that causes them to attract malison.
[08:14] Kiriha
    They're born into every age,
[08:18] Kiriha
    dubbed "scorned children,"
    and treated as the source of the scourge.
[08:22] Kazuya
    And it turns out...
[08:25] Kazuya
    that I'm one of those scorned children.
[08:27] Shirou
    So this stuff is happening
    because of you, Kazuya?
[08:32] Kazuya
    Yeah. And honestly, I should probably
    be dealing with this stuff by myself—
[08:37] Kiriha
    You're wrong there.
[08:40] Kiriha
    It's true that denser malison increases
    the likelihood of amasogi being born,
[08:46] Kiriha
    but shunning the scorned children
[08:49] Kiriha
    merely results in the malison
    collecting elsewhere.
[08:52] Kiriha
    All that changes is the time and place
    in which the amasogi are born.
[08:56] Kiriha
    The real reason that amasogi are born
[08:58] Kiriha
    is a heart so weak that
    it is overtaken by avarice.
[09:03] Kiriha
    No one has the right to pass that
    blame on to the scorned child.
[09:07] Kiriha
    They are not at fault.
[09:15] Shirou
    Yeah, you've got a point.
[09:18] Shirou
    I'm the one who actually used
    that amasogi cologne, after all.
[09:23] Osamu
    Right, it wasn't Kagami-kun's fault.
[09:27] Osamu
    The best thing for us to do is
    prevent more damage where possible.
[09:31] Shirou
    And that's what this
    troubleshooting office is for?
[09:34] Shirou
    All right, I'm in!
[09:37] Osamu
    I'll be splitting my time with the
    manga club, but I'll join you.
[09:41] Chisato
    I'd love to help, too.
SIGN    New Extracurricular Group Submission
    
    Group name: The Troubleshooters' Office
    
    Requested by: Class 2-2 Kagami Kazuya
    
    Group Goal:
    
    Member list:
    Class 2-2 Shiramine Shirou
    Class 2-2 Osanai Osamu
    Class 2-2 Chikaishi Chisato
    Class 2-2 Obina Kiriha
[09:49] Kiriha
    You may enter!
SIGN    Hello
[09:52] Tadataka
    Hello! Did everything go well, then?
SIGN    Student Council President
     Tadata Tadataka
SIGN    Newspaper Club
     Nanakai Nanako
[09:56] Kazuya
    What are you two doing here?
[09:57] Kiriha
    I gave them word ahead of time.
[10:00] Kiriha
    It's thanks to Tadataka that we
    have use of this room, you know.
[10:04] Tadataka
    Oh, it was the least I could do!
[10:06] Nanako sign
    I'll help, too.
[10:07] Kazuya
    But you both had to go through
    atonement because of me...
[10:11] Kiriha
    Stop that.
[10:13] Kiriha
    I just said it wasn't your fault.
[10:16] Kiriha
    And besides...
[10:17] Kiriha
    Nanako!
[10:23] Nanako
    I'm grateful... to you... Kagami-senpai.
[10:27] Kazuya
    Her voice!
[10:28] Kiriha
    Atonement is basically one's punishment
    for giving in to an amasogi's temptation.
[10:32] Nanako sign
    It's coming back
    little by little.
[10:33] Kiriha
    If you accept that and are penitent,
    the effects will weaken in time.
[10:38] Tadataka
    I'm starting to see some hope, as well.
[10:41] Kiriha
    Listen well. Blaming yourself
    is not only pointless,
[10:44] Kiriha
    but will also have the opposite effect.
[10:47] Kiriha
    Understood?
[10:50] Kazuya
    Yeah.
[10:52] Kazuya
    Thank you, everyone!
[10:54] Kiriha
    Very good! It's time for the
    Troubleshooters' Office to get to work.
[11:01] Sign
    Troubleshooters' Office!
    First Club Meeting
[11:02] Kazuya
    And so...
[11:04] Kiriha
    Let's waste no time.
    Has anyone heard anything?
[11:08] Shirou
    Yeah, question!
[11:09] Shirou
    Why can't I get a girlfriend?!
[11:10] Kiriha
    Your personality.
[11:14] Chisato
    Come to think of it...
[11:17] Kiriha
    What is it?
[11:18] Chisato
    Well, there's something
    that came to mind.
[11:26] Tadataka
    The student council's been privy
    to some information, as well.
[11:30] Kazuya
    What kind of information?
[11:33] Tadataka
    It seems that lately, underwear seems
    to go missing after swimming classes.
[11:38] Tadataka
    We've had the odd report of
    such incidents here and there.
[11:43] Kazuya
    An... underwear thief?
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[11:47] Kiriha
    Tsugu Tsugumomo!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugumomo ♥
[11:52] Chisato
    Tsugu Tsugumomo!
[11:59] Kazuya
    Thanks for agreeing to help, Chisato.
[12:02] Kazuya
    I really do need you.
[12:04] Chisato
    Kazuya-kun...
[12:16] Mimane
    Here we go...
[12:18] Mimane
    Hey! Still asleep?
[12:23] Mimane
    Okay, fast asleep.
[12:25] Mimane
    All right!
[12:29] Azami
    Don't make so much noise.
[12:30] Mimane
    Aye-aye, sir!
[12:35] Mimane
    Okay, it's gone!
[12:37] Mimane
    Looks like smooth sailing.
[12:49] Shirou
    C... No, B.
[12:51] Osamu
    One vote for B.
[12:53] Kazuya
    Shirou, just for the record...
[12:55] Shirou
    Come on, man, I'm not gonna
    steal anybody's underwear.
[12:58] Shirou
    It's what's on the inside that counts.
[13:00] Osamu
    And if there's a need, you can just buy some.
[13:02] Kazuya
    Right...
[13:05] Kazuya
    Chisato!
[13:07] Chisato
    Wh-What is it?
[13:09] Kazuya
    I was wondering...
[13:13] Chisato
    W-Wondering something about me?
[13:15] Kazuya
    Well...
[13:17] Kazuya
    Do you swim with your glasses on?
[13:21] Sign
    Girls' Changing Room
[13:23] Chisato
    Sheesh... I must still be half-asleep...
[13:37] Frog
    Ribbit!
[13:41] Chisato
    Ribbit?
SIGN    Amasogi?!
    Class rep spots a mysterious creature
    The story of Chikaishi Chisato's strange encounter
[13:43] Chisato
    And that's what happened...
[13:47] Osamu
    And you think this creature was
    the one stealing underwear?
[13:50] Kazuya
    It wasn't a cat or anything, was it?
[13:53] Kiriha
    It's most likely an amasogi.
SIGN    The Yagokoro
    Malison Forecast
[13:55] Kiriha
    The malison forecast today
    was rather unsettling.
[13:57] ---
    Malison Density
    80%
[13:59] Shirou
    Osamu, this calls for...
[14:01] Osamu
    Right. An undercover operation.
[14:04] Shirou
    Now then, people...
[14:05] Shirou
    We need to requisition your panties.
[14:08] Chisato
    Under no circumstances!
[14:11] Tadataka
    If mine will suffice, you can have them.
[14:13] Shirou
    It obviously has to be a girl's!
[14:15] Chisato
    That's sexual harassment!
[14:16] Kiriha
    Amasogi are like animals, true enough.
[14:19] Kiriha
    A bit of bait might be just what we need...
[14:28] Kazuya
    Sorry about this, Kiriha-san.
[14:29] Kiriha
    Put them on, take them off...
    You just can't seem to decide, can you?
[14:33] Kazuya
    Well, you always sit around
    the house without any on!
[14:37] Kazuya
    Uh, forget I said anything.
[14:39] Shirou
    Does this really have
    any chance of working?
[14:42] Osamu
    It is a fairly primitive trap.
[14:48] Kazuya
    Did we catch something?
[14:51] Kiriha
    Careful, now.
[14:52] ---
    Right.
[14:57] Shirou
    What the hell?
[14:59] Osamu
    A frog... embroidered on a
    pair of underpants, it seems.
[15:02] Osamu
    Little girls' panties.
[15:04] Osamu
    I'm guessing the size is 120.
[15:07] Kazuya
    Hey, Chisato...
[15:09] Kazuya
    Isn't this pair...
[15:12] Chisato
    No, it's not!
[15:16] Frog
    Ribbit!
[15:19] Kazuya
    It ran!
[15:21] Kiriha
    After it, Kazuya!
[15:38] Kazuya
    It's gathering malison?!
[15:45] Frog
    Ribbit!
[15:48] Kiriha
    Seems ready for a fight.
[15:57] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[15:57] Kiriha
    Right!
[16:04] Kiriha
    It's collecting malison
    from the surroundings.
[16:06] Kiriha
    Best to wrap this up quickly.
[16:08] ---
    Right!
[16:11] Frog
    Ribbit!
[16:12] Kazuya
    Shield Weave!
[16:15] Kiriha
    Grab it!
[16:16] Kazuya
    Hand Weave!
[16:17] Frog
    Ribbit!
[16:23] Kazuya
    Sledgehammer Weave!
[16:32] Kazuya
    No effect!
[16:33] Kiriha
    Squishy little beast, isn't it?!
[16:35] Chisato
    Kazuya-kun!
[16:38] Shirou
    What the hell is that?!
[16:39] Osamu
    I would assume it's the berserk amasogi.
[16:41] Shirou
    But it's a pair of p-p-p-panties!
[16:44] Shirou
    Indeed it is.
[16:45] Kazuya
    Hey, Chisato!
[16:46] Kazuya
    That pair belongs to you, doesn't it?!
[16:50] Kazuya
    I know it does!
    I remember seeing them before!
[16:53] Chisato
    Why do you remember that?!
[16:54] Frog
    Ribbit!
[16:58] Shirou
    Whoa, it's even bigger!
[17:00] Kiriha
    You need to admit it, Chisato!
[17:02] Kazuya
    That's right! You were so desperate for
    underwear, it gave birth to an amasogi!
[17:07] Shirou
    Damn, Chikaishi... Seriously?
[17:09] Chisato
    This is exactly why I
    didn't want to admit it!
[17:12] Chisato
    Not to mention, I have no such desire!
[17:14] Kazuya
    You don't?
[17:15] Kiriha
    I thought that seemed odd.
[17:19] Chisato
    Kazuya-kun!
[17:32] Kiriha
    All right, Kazuya! We can't let this
    thing continue to run rampant!
[17:35] Kiriha
    We need to silence it in one blow!
[17:37] Frog
    Ribbit!
[17:43] Kazuya
    Three-point... Spiral Weave!
SIGN    Three-point Spiral Weave
[17:49] Frog
    Ribbit!
[17:59] Kazuya
    What do we do about this?
[18:01] Chisato
    It's true that those are mine, but...
[18:05] Chisato
    They're from when I was little,
    and they'd been put away for so long...
[18:09] Chisato
    I have no idea how this happened.
[18:12] Kazuya
    What was it, then?
[18:14] Kiriha
    Kazuya.
[18:16] Kiriha
    Strip.
[18:18] Kiriha
    I said strip, boy!
[18:19] Kazuya
    Okay!
[18:26] Kiriha
    I think it was lonely.
[18:32] Kiriha
    There's sorrow in unused, discarded items.
[18:36] Kiriha
    Let this be its small comfort.
[19:23] Chisato
    Was this for the best?
[19:27] Kiriha
    Wouldn't you prefer to be with the
    one you longed for in the end?
[19:36] Chisato
    I guess so.
[19:40] Kazuya
    Um...
[19:43] Kazuya
    My underpants...
[19:58] Frog
    Ribbit...
[20:02] Kazuya
    Thanks for the meal.
[20:03] Kiriha
    I am stuffed!
[20:05] Kasumi
    Would it kill you to
    clean up after yourself?!
[20:07] Sign
    Student claims to be a witness
[20:07] Osamu
    I believe it was due to an
    atmospheric plasma discharge.
[20:14] Kazuya
    I wonder what that frog's deal actually was...
[20:18] ---
    Aye...
[20:19] Kiriha
    If Chisato didn't give rise to the amasogi,
[20:22] Kiriha
    it must have occurred naturally.
[20:24] Kazuya
    But that's supposed to
    take a long time, right?
[20:29] Kiriha
    If a decade or so was
    enough to animate them,
[20:31] Kiriha
    the world would be crawling
    with tsukumogami.
[20:33] Kiriha
    Dense malison or not,
    there'd have to be more to it...
[20:37] Kasumi
    Ya-kun, is this all your laundry?
[20:40] Kazuya
    Yeah.
[20:42] Kasumi
    No underpants...
[20:44] Kasumi
    Did he lose them?
    Did they fall off? Or maybe...
[20:47] Web auction Signs
    Men > Underaged
[20:47] Web auction Signs
    Super rare! Fresh! °A beautiful boy's under cludes pictures!)
[20:47] ---
    Remaining Time:
[20:47] ---
    hour
[20:47] ---
    Current price:
[20:47] ---
    5,000,000,000,000,000 yen (0 yen tax)
[20:47] ---
    Shipping: Seller pays
[20:47] ---
    Purchase
[20:48] Kasumi
    How much was it?!
    How much did they go for?!
[20:51] Kazuya
    Do you think there'll
    be trouble again soon?
[20:55] Kiriha
    No need to worry.
[20:57] Kiriha
    Is that not why we called upon your friends?
[21:01] Kazuya
    I guess you're right.
[21:03] Kiriha
    Now, then...
[21:05] Kiriha
    Sir, do you feel itchy anywhere else?
[21:10] Kazuya
    No, not really.
[21:11] Kiriha
    What about here?
[21:14] Kazuya
    Hey!
[21:15] ---
    Or perhaps...
[21:17] Kiriha
    down here?
[21:19] Kiriha
    Perky as usual, I see!
[21:21] Kazuya
    No!
[21:27] Mimane
    Looks like it went down already.
[21:30] Akito
    That's fine.
[21:32] Yasuki
    Do we have another lead?
[21:35] Arumi
    Yes.
[21:37] Akito
    For now, we'll do things Azami's way.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] Kazuya
    Sunao-san, who challenged
    me to a duel before,
[23:22] Kazuya
    asked me to come to her house alone.
[23:25] Kazuya
    I wasn't sure what to expect,
    but what happened still surprised me!
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 2: "The False Fiancée."
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[23:32] ---
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Season 2

E2 - The False Fiancée

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[00:08] Kiriha
    Ka...!
[00:18] Kazuya
    And that was the dream.
    What do you think, Kukuri-chan?
[00:26] Kukuri
    A black obi... and the woman usin' it?
[00:30] Kukuri
    Those have gotta be his
    memories of that day.
[00:34] Kukuri
    But all those memories are s'posed to
    be sealed away. What coulda caused this?
[00:42] Kukuri
    It's 'cause they used Divine Possession!
[00:46] Kukuri
    That technique melds the minds of
    a tsugumomo an' their wielder.
[00:51] Kukuri
    Did their memories get mixed up, too?
[00:57] Kukuri
    So... what happened after that?
[01:01] Kazuya
    Well, the dream ended there.
[01:05] Kazuya
    But something about the lady with
    the black obi felt really familiar.
[01:11] Kukuri
    He's gonna get back the memories we
    went to the trouble of lockin' away!
[01:15] Kukuri
    I gotta tell Kiriha to avoid
    usin' Divine Possession!
SIGN    Meanwhile, at the Sumeragi Residence
SIGN    Meanwhile, at the Sumeragi Residence
[01:20] Kiriha
    Pardon me!
[01:23] Kiriha
    Pardon me!
[01:30] Kiriha
    Pardon—
[01:35] Kiriha
    Hey, Sunao!
[01:37] Kiriha
    What is this? What happened to you?!
SIGN    Sunao's father
    Sumeragi Susumu
[01:50] Susumu
    Sunao-chan!
[01:55] Susumu
    Are you all right?!
[01:56] Susumu
    No pulled muscles?! No broken bones?!
[02:00] Susumu
    Let's get you to a hospital ASAP!
[02:01] Suzuri
    Susumu-san.
[02:06] Suzuri
    You cannot baby her.
[02:08] Suzuri
    The inheritor of the Sumeragi
    school has to be better than this.
SIGN    Sunao's mother
    Sumeragi Suzuri
[02:11] Dad
    Cut her some slack!
[02:14] Dad
    Sunao-chan's already tuckered out!
[02:17] Sunao
    It's all right, Father.
[02:21] Sunao
    Mother is right...
[02:23] Susumu
    S-Sunao-chan?
SIGN    Sumeragi School
[02:30] Suzuri{also signs}
    Sumeragi School...
SIGN    Tsuka Habaki
[02:32] Suzuri{also signs}
    Tsuka Habaki!
[02:34] Dad
    Sunao-chan!
[02:42] Sunao
    I want to apologize for how rude I've been.
[02:46] Kiriha
    Well, your tune certainly has changed.
[02:51] Sunao
    The duel the other day...
[02:53] Sunao
    That was something I one-sidedly
    forced Kazuya-kun into.
[03:00] Sunao
    But after being beaten by the two of you,
[03:03] Sunao
    I realized how misguided I was.
[03:07] Sunao
    And now, I'm embarrassed about
    the way I've been behaving.
[03:17] Kiriha
    Well, you swore vengeance on
    Kanaka after she saved your life,
[03:21] Kiriha
    a vendetta you then sought
    to take out on Kazuya,
[03:25] Kiriha
    to say nothing of your insults toward me,
    another who helped save your life.
[03:28] Kiriha
    What a pitiful brain you must have.
[03:33] Sunao
    I'm sorry. When my temper
    gets going, I just...
[03:37] Kiriha
    Incidentally, what's become of Kotetsu?
[03:41] Sunao
    A swordsmith is repairing his grip.
[03:45] Sunao
    The blade itself didn't take any damage.
[03:47] Kiriha
    That's a relief.
[03:50] Sunao
    Yes.
[03:52] Sunao
    I need to apologize to him, as well.
[03:56] Sunao
    When I was little, I blamed
    Kotetsu for my brother's death.
[04:02] Sunao
    I didn't want to admit that
    the amasogi was stronger,
[04:04] Sunao
    so I laid all the blame on Kotetsu and
    treated him coldly, like a mere tool.
[04:11] Sunao
    But Kazuya-kun made me realize
    how wrong I was about it all.
[04:17] Kiriha
    The amasogi that struck down your brother
[04:19] Kiriha
    was a match for someone as fierce
    as Kanaka, despite its injuries.
[04:24] Kiriha
    A typical malison exorcist
    would have stood no chance.
[04:27] Kiriha
    You can take pride in that.
[04:29] Sunao
    Right.
[04:33] Sunao
    Kiriha-sama...
[04:34] Kiriha
    What is it?
[04:35] Sunao
    The reason I asked you here
    is because I had a question
[04:38] Sunao
    that I doubt you would want
    to answer around Kazuya-kun.
[04:43] Kiriha
    About Kanaka, then...
[04:44] Sunao
    Right. How did Kanaka-sama pass away?
[04:50] Sunao
    Was she sick, or was it
    some kind of accident?
[04:52] Kiriha
    No.
[04:54] Kiriha
    Kanaka was possessed by an amasogi.
[04:58] Sunao
    Then she...
[04:59] Kiriha
    Right.
[05:03] Kiriha
    I killed Kanaka.
SIGN    Marriage: A promise to spend your life with someone.
SIGN    Even a verbal agreement will be considered authentic,
SIGN    so be careful what you say.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
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SIGN    Chapter 2
SIGN    The False Fiancée
SIGN    "The False Fiancée."
[06:54] Kazuya
    Talk about fancy.
[06:57] Kazuya
    I came over since Sunao-san asked me to, but...
[07:09] Kazuya
    I can't take another step.
[07:11] Kazuya
    Every one of my senses is
    warning me of imminent danger.
[07:17] Susumu
    You'll pay! For harming my darling
    Sunao-chan with those filthy mitts,
[07:25] Susumu
    and not only that, but what's more...
[07:29] Suzuri
    Susumu-san.
[07:36] Kazuya
    It's gone?
[07:37] Kazuya
    That ominous feeling just vanished...
[07:42] Suzuri
    Thank you for coming.
    I'm Sunao's mother, Sumeragi Suzuri.
[07:47] Kazuya
    H-Hello! I'm Kagami Kazuya.
[07:51] Suzuri
    I'm sorry if my daughter
    troubled you the other day.
[07:54] Kazuya
    Oh, not at all!
[07:56] Suzuri
    Please, come right in.
[07:59] Kazuya
    Sure.
[08:01] Kazuya
    Pardon m—
[08:02] Kazuya
    ...eee?!
[08:04] Suzuri
    Oh, excuse me. We made a bit of a mess.
[08:06] Sign
    Suzuri
[08:08] Kazuya
    A bit?!
[08:09] Suzuri
    Right this way, please.
[08:11] Kazuya
    O-Okay...
[08:22] Sunao
    Th-Thank you for coming... Kazuya-sama.
[08:27] Kazuya
    Kazuya-sama?!
[08:31] Suzuri
    Please, take your time.
[08:40] Kazuya
    Your mom is really pretty.
[08:42] Suzuri
    On the outside, sure.
[08:45] Kazuya
    So, what did you want to talk about?
[08:49] Sunao
    I talked to Kiriha-sama.
[08:51] Sunao
    About how you attract
    supernatural aberrations...
[08:54] Sunao
    And how you work as a malison exorcist
    to atone for the damage that causes.
[08:59] Sunao
    She also—
[09:00] (Flashback) Kiriha
    Not a word to anyone else.
[09:06] Sunao
    My point is, I let my emotions get out of
    control, and I insulted and attacked you.
[09:12] Sunao
    I'm sorry about that.
[09:14] Sunao
    Plus... you helped me realize
    something important.
[09:19] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Tsukumogami aren't tools.
[09:21] (Flashback) Kazuya
    They're our partners!
[09:24] Sunao
    So... thank you.
[09:31] Sunao
    What?
[09:32] Kazuya
    I thought you were kind of
    aggressive and scary, Sunao-san...
[09:38] Kazuya
    But you apologized when you felt bad
    about something, and even thanked me.
[09:43] Kazuya
    You really are honest about your feelings...
[09:48] Kazuya
    Just like the meaning of your name.
[09:56] Sunao
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
[09:58] Kazuya
    Sorry. Was that weird?
[10:02] Sunao
    He sounded like my brother again...
[10:09] Kazuya
    You need something?
[10:10] Sunao
    Yes.
[10:11] Sunao
    I didn't ask you over just to apologize.
[10:15] Kazuya
    So, what is it?
[10:16] Sunao
    Well... I...
[10:21] Sunao
    Could...
[10:23] Sunao
    you and I...
[10:26] Sunao
    Will you go out with me?!
[10:30] Kazuya
    Um... and you don't mean, like,
    going out on an errand?
[10:35] Sunao
    Right.
[10:36] Kazuya
    You mean in the romantic sense?
[10:38] Sunao
    That's right!
[10:41] Sunao
    Y-You've got it all wrong!
[10:43] Sunao
    Listen! My mom says I have to!
[10:47] Sunao
    The Sumeragi School of swordsmanship
    is supposed to be unparalleled,
[10:49] Sunao
    so this is the only way I can still run it!
[10:52] Sunao
    I lost to you! If I lose,
    I can't inherit the school!
[10:55] Sunao
    So if we get married, we're family,
    and the loss doesn't count!
[10:59] Sunao
    Okay?!
[11:00] Kazuya
    No, not okay! I mean, marriage?!
[11:02] Sunao
    If this doesn't work, I'll be punished!
    Disinherited, even!
[11:06] Sunao
    So please! Pretend you're
    my boyfriend, just for today!
[11:10] Kazuya
    B-But you can't just keep lying to her.
[11:13] Kazuya
    I'm sure if you just apologize...
[11:15] Sunao
    Are you crazy?!
[11:16] Sunao
    Every single one of my mom's "punishments"
    are like the wrath of God!
[11:20] Sunao
    I'm begging you! Do me this favor!
[11:23] Kazuya
    Punishment...
[11:25] Sunao
    Say no and we'll write this off
    by writing you off! Permanently!
[11:30] Suzuri
    Sunao?
[11:33] Suzuri
    Is there anything wrong?
[11:35] Sunao
    W-Well? How's that feel... K-Kazuya?
[11:40] Kazuya
    F-Feels great... S-Sunao...
[11:43] Suzuri
    It seems you've figured things out.
[11:45] Sunao
    Yes!
[11:47] Sunao
    We're going to see each
    other romantically.
[11:50] Sunao
    Kazuya was so glad. Right?
[11:54] Sunao
    Do you wanna die?
[11:56] Kazuya
    I get it, I get it!
[11:58] Kazuya
    I'll be going out with Sunao-san.
[12:01] Kazuya
    I hope we have your blessing.
[12:03] Suzuri
    Of course. I'm glad to hear it.
[12:05] Sunao
    See, Mother? We're already this close!
[12:09] Sunao
    Right, Kazuya? We're not lying, right?!
[12:12] Kazuya
    Right, right, right!
[12:14] Suzuri
    Why, of course.
[12:16] Suzuri
    I have complete faith that you're not
    just playing house to placate me.
[12:22] Suzuri
    In that case, why don't the two of
    you get to know each other better?
[12:28] Suzuri
    Everything is ready.
[12:31] Suzuri
    It's time for some naked intimacy.
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu Tsugumomo!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu Tsugumomo.
SIGN    Twenty Years Ago
SIGN    Twenty Years Ago
[12:55] (Flashback) Suzuri
    Try harder.
[12:57] (Flashback) Students
    Thank you for your instruction...
[13:00] (Flashback) Students
    Damn.
[13:01] (Flashback) Students
    Ow...
[13:02] (Flashback) Students
    Suzuri-san is super strong, as usual.
[13:06] (Flashback) Students
    No one's ever been able
    to score a point on her.
[13:09] (Flashback) Students
    I hear if you can land a point on her,
    you'll get to marry into the family.
[13:12] (Flashback) Students
    Seriously?!
[13:13] (Flashback) Students
    But I can't imagine being able to best her.
[13:16] (Flashback) Students
    Hey, where's Susumu?
[13:18] (Flashback) Students
    Well, since he never improves,
    practicing with him is a waste of time,
[13:23] (Flashback) Students
    so he's cleaning the place up instead.
[13:25] (Flashback) Students
    That's messed up!
[13:36] (Flashback) Susumu
    It's not like that!
[13:43] (Flashback) Susumu
    I'm so sorry, miss!
[13:46] Suzuri
    Only my father has ever been
    able to land a strike on me...
[13:51] Suzuri
    You're going to take responsibility
    for taking my first time.
[13:56] Suzuri
    And that means becoming a man
    befitting of the Sumeragi School!
[14:01] Narrator
    And six years later, the two
    of them were happily married.
[14:07] Suzuri
    It's time for some naked intimacy.
[14:10] Sunao
    M-Mother?!
[14:13] Suzuri
    Is this not commonplace
    for young people these days?
[14:17] Suzuri
    Or was what you were saying
    about going out just a lie?
[14:27] Sunao
    Get in here before she catches on!
[14:39] Sunao
    Don't look at me!
[14:40] Kazuya
    R-Right!
[14:42] Suzuri
    Now, why don't you wash his back?
[14:46] Both
    She's going to watch?!
[14:47] Sunao
    You'd better not look at me in the mirror!
[14:50] ---
    R-Right...
[14:56] Sunao
    How did this even happen?
[14:59] Suzuri
    It's your turn to be washed, Sunao.
[15:02] Sunao
    No way! He's gonna touch me?!
[15:05] Suzuri
    Is there a problem?
[15:06] Sunao
    Well...
[15:09] Susumu
    Unacceptable. Absolutely unacceptable!
[15:14] Susumu
    Even I don't get to bathe
    with Sunao-chan anymore!
[15:19] Susumu
    And now this worm, whom I don't know
    from a horse's ass, just waltzes in here...
[15:21] Sunao
    Hey! Watch the creepy hands.
[15:23] Kazuya
    Sorry, they're kind of shaky...
[15:26] Sunao
    Whatever, let's just get in the hot water.
[15:28] Susumu
    Kagami Kazuya.
[15:30] Susumu
    Once you enter this water, I will
    unleash all my rage on your weak point!
[15:41] Susumu
    There you are!
[15:42] Susumu
    Take this!
[15:44] Susumu
    A Thousand Years of Death!
[15:49] Susumu
    This feeling...
[15:56] Suzuri
    Well, now.
[15:57] Suzuri
    It looks like the bath
    has been contaminated.
[15:59] Suzuri
    I guess you two won't
    get to soak after all.
[16:02] Kazuya
    R-Right...
[16:11] Sunao
    What is this supposed to be?!
[16:12] Suzuri
    I've prepared a place for
    you to sleep, of course.
[16:15] Suzuri
    Aren't all young people doing it these days?
[16:18] Suzuri
    Or is this talk about going out a lie?
[16:24] Sunao
    Kazuya... please.
[16:34] Suzuri
    You're leaving your clothes on?
[16:41] Kazuya
    Wh-What do we do about this?
[16:44] Sunao
    We wait it out.
[16:47] Sunao
    Give it some time,
    and then say we're finished.
[16:49] Kazuya
    Makes sense.
[16:52] Suzuri
    Save the pillow talk for
    after you've finished.
[16:55] Suzuri
    I'll be waiting out here.
[17:02] Sunao
    W-We just have to do this!
[17:04] Kazuya
    D-Do what?!
[17:05] Sunao
    D-Don't be stupid! We'll just be acting!
[17:08] Sunao
    It just has to sound like we're doing it!
[17:11] Kazuya
    U-Uh...
[17:12] Sunao
    Get on with it!
[17:14] Kazuya
    Come on, come on!
    Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
[17:17] Sunao
    Why in English?!
[17:18] Kazuya
    I mean, how am I supposed to know?!
[17:20] Sunao
    I-It's supposed to be like...
    "Can I touch you?" and "You're so pretty."
[17:26] Sunao
    That kind of stuff. I think.
[17:28] Kazuya
    O-Okay!
[17:30] ---
    Then...
[17:31] Sunao
    Hey—
[17:33] Sunao
    Come on, you have to do it right!
[17:36] Sunao
    And remember, we're only acting.
[17:38] Kazuya
    Okay... Sunao.
[17:42] Kazuya
    You're pretty, Sunao.
[17:47] Kazuya
    Can I touch you?
[17:48] Sunao
    Y-Yes...
[17:51] Sunao
    B-Be gentle.
[17:56] Kazuya
    Does that feel good?
[17:59] Sunao
    Don't actually touch me!
[18:00] Kazuya
    Ow!
[18:01] Kazuya
    You're the one who said to do it right!
[18:03] Sunao
    I didn't mean to... actually...
[18:09] Kazuya
    You're cute, Sunao.
[18:14] Sunao
    Something's wrong with me.
[18:17] Kazuya
    Sunao...
[18:20] Sunao
    We're only acting...
[18:23] Sunao
    I know it's just pretend, and yet...
[18:34] Sunao
    I love you.
[18:39] Susumu
    I don't think so!
[18:42] Susumu
    There you are!
[18:43] Susumu
    Taste my coup de grâce!
    Ten Thousand Years of Death!
[18:47] ---
    Eek!
[18:49] Susumu
    "Eek"?
[18:52] Susumu
    I'm so sorry, Sunao-chan!
[18:54] Susumu
    Damn you!
[18:57] Susumu
    This time I won't miss!
[19:01] Kazuya
    You okay?
[19:03] Sunao
    He missed my weak points...
[19:06] Suzuri
    What an unpleasant interruption.
[19:09] Suzuri
    It's okay now. Go right ahead.
[19:12] Kazuya
    A-Actually, we already finished.
[19:19] Suzuri
    Oh, excellent work. That was fast.
[19:22] Kazuya
    Fast...
[19:30] Suzuri
    Sunao.
[19:38] Suzuri
    Let's see here...
[19:41] Suzuri
    It's... still intact.
[19:47] Suzuri
    I see.
[19:49] Suzuri
    The two of you were trying to deceive me.
[19:54] Sunao
    M-M-Mother! It's not...
[19:57] Suzuri
    Come along, now.
[20:08] Suzuri
    It's time for your punishment.
[20:19] Sunao
    Let me walk you to the gate.
[20:21] Suzuri
    Come visit again.
[20:23] Susumu
    Don't listen to her!
[20:25] Susumu
    Damn it, you're going too far.
[20:28] Susumu
    This nonsense about getting
    married because she lost...
[20:32] Suzuri
    When Sunao told me how their duel went,
    it gave me a good impression of him.
[20:39] Suzuri
    The way she described him is
    what gave me that impression.
[20:43] Suzuri
    Do you understand what I'm saying?
[20:46] Susumu
    No way!
[20:48] Susumu
    I should kill him now,
    while I have the chance—
[20:52] Suzuri
    Don't be rude, now, Susumu-san.
[20:54] Kazuya
    You want to train together
    as malison exorcists?
[20:56] Sunao
    Yeah. I need to show Mother that we're
    getting along every now and then.
[21:01] Kazuya
    Huh? Do we really need to?
    She already figured out you were lying.
[21:06] Sunao
    I haven't been disinherited yet,
    so the lie is still in effect!
[21:10] Kazuya
    Okay...
[21:11] Sunao
    And about that stuff before...
[21:13] Sunao
    That thing where I said...
    I l-loved you... and kissed you...
[21:20] Sunao
    All that was, uh...
    just pretend, or like...
[21:25] Kazuya
    It was really convincing.
[21:28] Kazuya
    You're a heck of an actress!
[21:30] Kazuya
    I knew the truth, but still got really nervous!
[21:34] ---
    Th...
[21:35] Sunao
    Th-That's right, I was acting!
[21:37] Sunao
    Of course! Don't get the wrong idea, now!
[21:40] Kazuya
    Ow, ow, ow!
[21:46] Suzuri
    Sunao, you're making too much noise.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] Kazuya
    The champion of striking out,
    Shiramine Shirou, has a girlfriend now?!
[23:24] Kazuya
    What we didn't know was
[23:25] Kazuya
    that this freak occurrence would be
    part of a case involving two girls!
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 3: "Shirou-kun's Big Day!"
SIGN    Shirou-kun's Big Day
SIGN    Don't miss it!
[23:33] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by: Samejima En

Season 2

E3 - Shirou-kun's Big Day!

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SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[00:15] Kokuyou
    Thank you for your efforts, Kukuri-sama.
[00:17] Kukuri
    Kokuyou!
[00:19] Kokuyou
    I've brought you a kettle
    with something to drink.
[00:21] Kukuri
    Seriously?! Lemme drink some of...
[00:25] ---
    Eh?
[00:26] Kokuyou
    Kukuri-sama!
[00:31] Kazuya
    I had no idea that happened!
[00:32] Kiriha
    I suspected something was amiss.
SIGN    Tickle Punishment
SIGN    Tickle Punishment
[00:35] Kiriha
    So I tickled her until she confessed.
[00:36] Kazuya
    So what do we do?
[00:38] Kiriha
    We remain calm.
[00:40] Kiriha
    Keeping abreast of the town's malison
    levels is one of Kukuri's duties.
[00:44] Kiriha
    And if you focus on your
    malison cleansing duties,
[00:46] Kiriha
    it will take some of that burden off her.
[00:51] Teacher
    Set...
[00:58] Teacher
    Hey, Mizushima.
[01:01] Teacher
    Mizushima!
[01:04] Teacher
    What's up with you?
    Your time improved again!
[01:08] Teacher
    Where've you been
    keeping all this speed?
[01:11] Mitsu
    Th-Thank you.
SIGN    Mizushima Mitsuri
[01:14] Teacher
    Aw, come on, aren't you happy about it?
[01:16] Mana
    Hey!
SIGN    Manaka Mana
[01:19] Mana
    You can't single Mittsun out like that!
[01:22] Mana
    Regardless, you did great, Mittsun!
[01:25] Mana
    Looks like you've got me beat
    at the 100-meter now.
[01:28] Mitsu
    Thanks, Manana!
[01:30] Mitsu
    You've always been my goal.
[01:33] Mitsu
    You help keep me motivated!
SIGN    Tsukumo-possession.
SIGN    A state in which a tsukumogami takes control of its wielder.
SIGN    Can result in a temporary burst of incredible power.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    Chapter 3
SIGN    Shirou-kun's Big Day!
[03:28] Kazuya
    "Shirou-kun's Big Day!"
[03:30] Sign
    Troubleshooters'
    Office
[03:33] Kiriha
    Now, then...
[03:35] Kiriha
    We'll have to sort through
    everyone's concerns
[03:37] Kiriha
    to see if we can find any
    signs of aberration trouble.
[03:42] Kazuya
    "My mother says I can't
    have any dirty books."
[03:44] Osamu
    Breaking that taboo by enjoying
    them in secret is half of the fun.
[03:48] Kazuya
    "I have trouble with probabilities
    and simultaneous equations​."
[03:50] Chihaya
    Always review what you've learned,
    and do practice drills!
[03:53] Kazuya
    "My best friend is better than
    me at everything, and it's hard."
[03:55] Kiriha
    None but you can determine your own worth!
[03:58] Kiriha
    Anything else?
[03:59] Osamu
    I'm seeing a lot of
    Shiramine-related submissions.
[04:03] Osamu
    "He won't take no for an answer."
    "He's a pain."
[04:05] Osamu
    "He tries to flirt with
    anyone remotely feminine."
[04:07] Shirou
    Whoa, whoa, talk about rude!
[04:09] Shirou
    I'm not hitting on just anybody!
[04:12] Shirou
    I only go after the ones with big boobs.
[04:16] Chisato
    You lascivious, lewd lecher!
[04:18] Chisato
    The majority of our requests
    seem to be about you!
[04:22] Chisato
    Justice is served.
[04:24] ---
    For pity's sake...
SIGN    6
[04:25] ---
    Romance advice:
[04:25] ---
    2
[04:25] ---
    Shiramine Shirou:
[04:25] ---
    Advertisements:
[04:25] ---
    1
[04:25] ---
    Trivia:
[04:25] ---
    1
SIGN    Schoolwork trouble:
[04:26] Kiriha
    Doesn't seem like there's
    anything supernatural afoot.
[04:29] Kiriha
    We'll leave it at that, then.
[04:31] Shirou
    Oh, crap! I've got places to be!
[04:34] Shirou
    I sent Manaka Mana-san from the track team
[04:37] Shirou
    a love letter and asked her
    to meet me on the roof!
[04:40] Kazuya
    Another girl?
[04:41] Shirou
    She's pretty, and busty,
    and friendly, and busty,
[04:45] ---
    Shirou-kun...
[04:45] Shirou
    and a great runner, and seriously busty!
[04:47] Shirou
    She's my whole world right now!
[04:49] Shirou
    See ya!
[04:52] Chisato
    Would it kill you to learn?!
[04:58] Shirou
    My beloved Manaka-san...
[05:00] Shirou
    Today, I'm finally gonna get a girlfriend!
[05:03] Shirou
    Sorry, were you waiting long?
[05:08] Shirou
    Huh?
[05:09] Mitsu
    Y-You're the one who sent me this, right?
[05:14] Mitsu
    There was no sender on it, so I
    thought it might be a prank...
SIGN    Class Roster
SIGN    Ayukawa Akina
SIGN    Andou Akihiko
SIGN    Ishikawa Ichirou
[05:19] Shirou
    According to my database of
    girls who attend Kamioka East...
SIGN    Hashimoto Michio
SIGN    Manaka Mana
SIGN    Mishima Mitsuo
SIGN    Mizushima Mitsuri
[05:21] Shirou
    This girl is Mizushima Mitsuri!
[05:23] Shirou
    Her number on the roster is 22!
SIGN    Manaka Mana
SIGN    Mizushima Mitsuri
[05:32] Mitsu
    S-So are you serious about this letter?
[05:35] Mitsu
    About liking me and...
    wanting to go out with me?
[05:38] Mitsu
    Even though Manana...
    There's a girl in my class, Manaka-san,
[05:42] Mitsu
    who's prettier and has
    a great personality...
[05:45] Mitsu
    Compared to her, I'm just a pebble...
[05:48] Shirou
    Th-That's not true at all!
[05:50] Shirou
    In terms of cuteness, I'd say you're
    possibly even better than Manaka-san.
[05:55] Shirou
    A-Anyway, about the letter...
[05:56] Mitsu
    Cute?
[05:57] Shirou
    I-It turns out I, uh, I actually
    didn't realize that was your...
[05:58] Mitsu
    H-He thinks I'm cuter than Manana?
[06:03] Shirou
    You listening?
[06:04] Mitsu
    Huh? Ah... O-Okay!
[06:07] Mitsu
    I'd be glad to go out with
    you, if you'll have me!
[06:11] Mitsu
    Bye!
[06:12] Shirou
    Wha?!
[06:17] Shirou
    What now?
SIGN    Mizushima Household
SIGN    Mizushima Household
[06:23] MItsu
    Amazing... This is amazing, Mitsu!
[06:26] MItsu
    I managed to beat Manana
    at the 100-meter dash,
[06:28] MItsu
    and now a guy said that
    I'm cuter than her!
[06:32] MItsu
    I'm winning?
[06:34] MItsu
    I've got her beat!
[06:36] MItsu
    I'm finally better at
    something than Manana!
SIGN    The Next Day
SIGN    The Next Day
[06:43] Guys
    Wh-What the hell?!
[06:46] Guys
    Impossible!
[06:47] Guys
    The guy who misses every shot he takes...
[06:50] Guys
    Shiramine Shirou has a girlfriend now?!
[06:53] Shirou
    Uh, Mizushima-san, maybe we
    should be less obvious...
[06:59] Mitsu
    Call me Mitsuri.
[07:00] Mitsu
    We are going out now.
[07:04] Kiriha
    To think any girl would want to date Shirou...
[07:07] Kazuya
    Wasn't he supposed to be
    confessing to a different girl?
[07:10] Chisato
    He's incorrigible!
[07:12] Osamu
    I need to ask for detailed reports on his
    first date, first kiss, and first experience.
[07:17] Crowd
    Shiramine-kun is totally
    going to cheat on her.
[07:20] Crowd
    Mizushima's in for a bad time.
[07:26] Mitsu
    Manana!
[07:27] Mana
    You should break up right now.
[07:32] Mitsu
    I-It's none of your business, Manana!
[07:35] Mitsu
    He's my boyfriend.
[07:37] Mana
    It is my business! I'm your friend, aren't I?
[07:39] Mana
    This guy tries to get with
    every girl he lays eyes on.
[07:43] Mana
    You shouldn't do this.
[07:44] Mitsu
    That's not true!
[07:46] Mitsu
    Shirou-kun wrote about how
    he liked me in a letter!
[07:49] Mitsu
    He said I'm cute!
[07:51] Mana
    I'm trying to tell you that
    he says that to every girl!
[07:54] Mana
    Open your eyes!
[07:56] Mana
    I'm worried about you, Mittsun.
[07:58] Mana
    Y-You say that...
[08:00] Mana
    but you're just jealous that
    I got a boyfriend before you!
[08:05] Mana
    That has to be it! Because you've
    always looked down on me!
[08:10] Mana
    You're just jealous!
[08:12] Mana
    Mittsun...
[08:15] Mana
    Fine, then!
[08:16] Mana
    Do what you want.
[08:25] Mitsu
    Hey, I made some cookies for you.
[08:29] Shirou
    O-Okay...
[08:32] Mitsu
    Are they good?
[08:35] Shirou
    Listen...
[08:36] Mitsu
    Thank you, Shirou-kun.
[08:40] Mitsu
    See, I've always looked up to Manana.
[08:45] Mitsu
    She's cute... and pretty... and tall...
[08:49] Mitsu
    She's a fast runner... and she's smart.
[08:52] Mitsu
    Even her personality is great.
[08:54] Mitsu
    But I finally outdid her!
    I beat her best time.
[09:01] Mitsu
    And not just that, but you said I was cuter!
[09:06] Mitsu
    So I'm really happy right now.
[09:12] Shirou
    I...
[09:14] Shirou
    I've put myself out there to a lot of girls.
[09:16] Shirou
    Basically every one that was my type.
[09:19] Shirou
    I realize it's given me a bad reputation,
[09:21] Shirou
    and it's part of the reason
    I'm not very popular...
[09:24] Shirou
    But I don't let it bother me.
    I don't get nervous because of it.
[09:27] Shirou
    Because I still like who I am.
[09:32] Shirou
    But you've been measuring
    yourself against someone else.
[09:36] Shirou
    You might be happy right now,
    but that'll only be temporary.
[09:41] Shirou
    You need to decide what
    you're worth for yourself.
[09:46] Shirou
    And...
[09:48] Shirou
    That love letter...
[09:51] Shirou
    I meant to put it in
    Manaka-san's shoe box.
[09:55] Shirou
    I'm sorry.
[09:59] Mitsu
    How could you?
[10:01] Mitsu
    I finally...
[10:04] Mitsu
    I finally beat her...
[10:07] Mitsu
    You liar! You said I was cute!
[10:10] Shirou
    H-Hang on a sec!
    I wasn't lying about that—
[10:10] Mitsu
    Liar, liar, liar!
[10:24] Shirou
    That's the thing that goes
    off around aberrations...
[10:29] Shirou
    Is there an amasogi in her bag?!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[10:34] Mitsu
    Tsugu Tsugumomo!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[10:39] Mitsu
    Tsugu Tsugumomo.
[10:46] Shirou
    Mizushima-san.
[10:48] Shirou
    Have you come across anything
    with strange powers that
[10:52] Shirou
    you've been using lately?
[10:54] Mitsu
    Strange?
[10:57] Mitsu
    N-No! I haven't.
[10:59] Mitsu
    That's a weird question, Shirou-kun.
[11:03] Shirou
    So you have...
[11:05] Shirou
    Whatever it is, it's probably
    an amasogi, and it's dangerous.
[11:09] Shirou
    You really need to destroy it
    before something bad happens.
[11:13] Shirou
    Besides, anything you get from it
    isn't going to be worth the trouble.
[11:17] Shirou
    It'll be an illusion, and a temporary one at that.
[11:21] Mitsu
    N-No...
[11:22] Mitsu
    You're wrong! You have to be!
[11:24] Mitsu
    I finally found something to be proud of!
[11:26] Mitsu
    It can't be an illusion!
[11:28] Shirou
    Mizushima-san!
[11:30] Sign
    Troubleshooters'
    Office
[11:31] Kiriha
    Say what?!
[11:33] Kiriha
    The girl has an amasogi?
[11:35] Shirou
    Y-Yeah...
[11:37] Osamu
    "My best friend is better than
    me at everything, and it's hard."
[11:41] Osamu
    One of the notes we received
    was from Mizushima-san.
[11:45] Kiriha
    Where's she gone, then?
    And what was the amasogi?
[11:49] Shirou
    Well, she ran off before I could check...
[11:54] Kiriha
    We need to find her as soon as possible!
[11:57] Shirou
    I-Is this really that bad?
[11:58] Kiriha
    It's worse!
[12:01] Kiriha
    The amasogi that Nanako
    created nearly killed her...
[12:05] Kiriha
    This girl has lost
[12:07] Kiriha
    the long-desired sense of affirmation
    that the amasogi gave her.
[12:12] Kiriha
    I hope she won't get
    any weird ideas, but...
[12:14] Kazuya
    We'd better stop her, fast!
[12:17] Sign
    Manaka
[12:20] Kazuya
    Wait!
[12:22] Kiriha
    You actually showed up.
[12:24] Kazuya
    Please snap out of it,
[12:26] Kazuya
    Mizushima Mitsuri-san!
[12:29] Kazuya
    You were so distraught at your best friend,
    Manaka Mana-san, always outdoing you...
[12:34] Kazuya
    And thanks to the amasogi,
    you were finally able to beat her.
[12:38] Kazuya
    But when Shirou found out the truth,
[12:42] Kazuya
    you were so frightened of losing
    the sense of triumph it gave you
[12:46] Kazuya
    that you came here to kill Manaka-san!
[12:54] Mitsu
    Me, kill Manana?
[12:56] Mitsu
    What the heck?!
[12:58] Mitsu
    I could never do that.
    She's my best friend.
[13:02] Kazuya
    Huh?
[13:04] Kiriha
    You're completely off the mark!
    Some detective you are!
[13:07] Kazuya
    You're the one who said
    she'd get a weird idea!
[13:11] Mana
    Hey! Why are you all making
    a fuss outside my house?
[13:15] Mitsu
    Manana!
[13:16] Mana
    Did you need something?
    It's kind of late.
[13:21] Mitsu
    Well... I wanted to return these to you.
[13:29] Kazuya
    Shoes?
[13:30] Mitsu
    I was really happy when
    you gave me these shoes.
[13:36] Mitsu
    So I practiced every day with them on.
[13:39] Mitsu
    But that was when my times
    stopped improving...
[13:44] Mitsu
    And I figured I just didn't
    have any potential.
[13:48] Mitsu
    But then,
[13:49] Mitsu
    the shoes got caught on a corner and
    tore, so I had my mom fix them.
[13:55] Mitsu
    In the meantime, I bought and
    wore another pair just like them,
[13:58] Mitsu
    so you wouldn't notice.
[14:01] Mitsu
    And then I suddenly felt a lot lighter.
[14:04] Mitsu
    My times started improving drastically.
[14:07] Mitsu
    That was when Shirou-kun told me about
    these strange tools called amasogi.
[14:15] Mitsu
    My new times were because of an amasogi...
[14:20] Mitsu
    I thought that was the case... but I was wrong.
[14:23] Mitsu
    The replacement shoes
    weren't the ones in my bag.
[14:28] Mitsu
    It was the shoes you gave me, Manana!
[14:33] Mitsu
    I didn't suddenly get faster!
    I was being slowed down before!
[14:38] Mitsu
    Why...
[14:39] Mitsu
    Why did you do this to me?!
[14:43] Mana
    Do you remember when we first met?
[14:48] Mana
    I was short, and totally ordinary.
[14:51] Mana
    You were the center of attention...
[14:54] Mana
    I looked up to you... No, I loved you.
[15:00] Mana
    That's why I tried to get
    good at sprints, like you...
[15:04] Mana
    and started acting more cheerful, like you.
[15:07] Mana
    I even did my hair the same way.
[15:09] Mana
    And then you became my friend!
[15:13] Mana
    One day, you started to say I was your goal.
[15:17] Mana
    I thought, if I could get out in front of you,
[15:19] Mana
    maybe you'd start to like me in the same way...
[15:22] Mana
    So I had to always be better than you.
[15:27] Mana
    But then...
[15:28] Mana
    You gradually began to catch up to me.
[15:31] Mana
    I knew I wouldn't be able to
    stay as your goal for long...
[15:36] Mana
    And that was when I found those shoes.
[15:42] Mana
    It's true. Your times weren't
    improving because of these shoes...
[15:46] Mana
    Because of me.
[15:48] Mana
    And now it's all over...
    You'll never fall in love with me now.
[15:53] Mana
    You probably even hate me.
[15:56] Mitsu
    Manana...
[15:58] Mana
    You'll never be mine.
[16:00] Mana
    And if you won't be mine...
[16:08] Kiriha
    That was too close!
[16:11] Mana
    Stay out of this.
[16:14] Kiriha
    Well, this one's certainly out for blood!
[16:16] Kiriha
    Grab the girl and let's escape!
[16:18] Kazuya
    Obi Wheels!
[16:32] Kiriha
    She's catching up!
[16:34] Kiriha
    We need to face her somewhere
    no one else will get involved!
[16:36] Kazuya
    Right!
[16:41] Mitsu
    Hey, what's going on?!
[16:43] Kazuya
    The explanation will have to wait.
[16:44] Kiriha
    Incoming!
[16:46] Kazuya
    Shield Weave!
[16:52] Kiriha
    Pull back! The shield's not going to hold!
[17:02] Kiriha
    We might've chosen our
    battleground poorly...
[17:06] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san, let's use Divine Possession!
[17:09] Kiriha
    No! That's our last resort!
[17:11] Kiriha
    Don't be so quick to rely on it!
[17:18] Kiriha
    Our defenses can't hold!
    Destroy the shoes!
[17:21] Kazuya
    But... the atonement!
[17:23] Kiriha
    That shouldn't be your
    concern right now!
[17:26] Mitsu
    Manana...
[17:28] (Flashback) Mana
    And if you won't be mine...
[17:32] Kazuya
    Archery Weave!
[17:42] Mitsu
    Manana!
[17:43] Kazuya
    Stay back!
[17:59] Mana
    M-Mittsun?
[18:02] Mitsu
    Why? Why did you give up so easily?!
[18:05] Mitsu
    Even if I got mad, you could still apologize!
[18:08] Mitsu
    You could've worked hard so
    that I'd fall for you someday!
[18:12] Mitsu
    Why won't you be the Manana
    who's my best friend again?
[18:18] Mana
    I... was so terrible to you...
    I was betraying you this whole time...
[18:23] Mana
    But you're willing to forgive me?
[18:27] Mitsu
    Because I wouldn't be who
    I am now without you.
[18:34] Mana
    Mittsun...
[18:35] Mitsu
    But just so you know,
    I don't like girls that way!
[18:39] Mitsu
    So don't get the wrong idea!
[18:42] Kazuya
    I wasn't sure how it was
    going to turn out, but...
[18:44] Kiriha
    Now she just needs to destroy the shoes
    herself, and the matter will be settled.
[18:49] Akito
    I don't think so.
[18:54] Mana
    Mittsun...
[18:56] Mana
    Run.
[18:59] Mana
    Mi... Mittsun... You're my...
[19:08] Kazuya
    Woven Legs!
[19:15] Kiriha
    This is bad! She's even more powerful now!
[19:18] Mana
    Please...
[19:20] Mana
    I can't control it...
[19:22] Mana
    I don't want to hurt Mittsun.
[19:25] Mana
    You have to kill me!
[19:27] Mitsu
    Manana!
[19:28] Mitsu
    Please, save her!
[19:31] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[19:32] Kiriha
    We've got no choice!
[19:34] Kiriha
    I'm not about to ignore the
    pleas of a pair of dear friends!
SIGN    Divine Possession
SIGN    Divine Possession
[19:42] Sign/Kazuya
    Divine Possession!
[19:52] Kazuya
    Power Obi: Hand Blade!
[19:57] Kiriha
    Shoes are counted together as one pair.
[19:59] Kiriha
    Destroy one, and sure enough...
[20:09] Mitsu
    Manana!
[20:10] Mana
    Mittsun?
[20:14] Mitsu
    Manana!
[20:20] Shirou
    I never would've guessed Manaka-san
    was the one behind the amasogi.
[20:27] Kiriha
    What is it?
[20:32] Mana
    Hello there.
[20:33] Kazuya
    M-Manaka-san...
[20:36] Mana
    Not long after I got home,
    I suddenly couldn't walk.
[20:40] Mana
    It took a while for me to calm down.
[20:43] Kazuya
    It's because I couldn't fix this
    without destroying the amasogi...
[20:46] Mana
    No.
[20:48] Mana
    I'm just paying for the trouble I caused.
[20:50] Mana
    If anything, I'm grateful to you.
[20:51] Chisato
    What happened with Mizushima-san?
[20:56] Mana
    She's right behind me!
[21:04] Mitsu
    I was surprised, too.
[21:06] Mitsu
    It looks like the amasogi was slowing down
    more than just how fast I could run.
[21:12] Mitsu
    Thanks for loaning me a uniform, Manana.
[21:14] Mana
    Well, you can't wear
    your old one anymore!
[21:18] Shirou
    Mizushima-san.
[21:20] Mitsu
    Shirou-kun?
[21:22] Shirou
    Would you be willing to
    go out with me again?!
[21:24] Mitsu
    Sorry.
[21:26] ---
    Augh!
[21:27] Kazuya
    Don't "Augh!" Shirou!
[21:29] Chisato
    You never learn!
[21:30] Mana
    He's certainly brave...
[21:30] Shirou
    I sure don't!
[21:31] Kazuya
    Maybe you should!
[21:32] Chisato
    Stop trying to spin this!
[21:34] Chisato
    Goodness gracious...
[21:35] Kazuya
    Seriously, Shirou.
[21:36] ---
    Are you even listening?
[21:38] Kiriha
    Still... the timing of how
    she lost control like that...
[21:43] Kiriha
    hardly seems like a coincidence.
[21:45] Kiriha
    What, exactly, is going on here?
SIGN    Next episode preview
[23:20] Kazuya
    It's our daily life,
    but a little bit different...
[23:22] Kazuya
    Because now I'm a girl,
    and Kiriha-san's a guy?!
[23:25] Kazuya
    What threat awaits us when we
    enter this gender-swapped world
[23:28] Kazuya
    to figure out what's going on?
[23:30] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 4: "Swapped!"
SIGN    Swapped!
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by: Minase Mayu

Season 2

E4 - Swapped!

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[00:09] Kirio
    Well.
[00:10] Kirio
    Good morning, Kazumi.
[00:14] Brother
    Damn it!
[00:16] Brother
    Get your damned dirty paws off my Mi-chan!
[00:19] Kazumi
    That's enough, Sis...
[00:24] Kirio
    Damn that Kasumi! Was she trying to kill me?
SIGN     Obi Sash Tsukumogami
     Kirio

SIGN     Malison Exorcist
     Kagami Kazumi
[00:27] Kazumi
    She wouldn't if you'd just behave.
[00:30] Shitone
    'Sup?
SIGN     Shiramine Shitone

SIGN     Osanai Osane

SIGN     Chikaishi Chikao

[00:31] Chikao
    Good morning, Kagami.
[00:32] Osane
    Good morning.
[00:36] Kazumi
    Something feels... off.
[00:38] Chikao
    You think so, too?
[00:40] Kirio
    What? Did you forget to put these on?
[00:44] Chiako
    What do you think you're doing?!
[00:45] Kirio
    You wanted to see as badly as I did!
[00:47] Shirone
    Same old same old.
[00:49] Osane
    Yes. It seems that way.
[00:52] Osane
    Wait.
[00:53] Osane
    Everyone, try to remember...
[00:58] Osane
    exactly where we are.
[00:58] Sign
    This is a dream
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    Chapter 4
SIGN    Swapped!
[02:34] Kazuma
    "Swapped!"
SIGN     Some Days Earlier

SIGN     Some Days Earlier

[02:37] Iraha
    Satou-san?
[02:38] Satou
    Here.
[02:39] Iraha
    Takayama-kun?
[02:41] Iraha
    Takayama-kun?
[02:43] Sign
    Attendance
[02:46] Iraha
    A lot of people absent today...
[02:48] Student A
    Sensei, we can't have class like this!
[02:52] Student B
    He's right. We should have
    a study period instead.
[02:56] Iraha
    I'm going to consult with the other teachers.
[02:59] Iraha
    Study quietly until I get back, okay?
[03:01] Boys
    Yeah!
[03:02] Student A
    Hey, wanna do versus mode?
[03:03] Student B
    I'm starving, dude.
[03:05] Student
    Eat your lunch, then!
[03:06] Iraha
    Keep it down, okay?
[03:08] Students
    Sure!
[03:12] Shirou
    Hey.
[03:14] Shirou
    You hear about how Takayama's been absent
[03:16] Shirou
    because of some kinda sleeping sickness?
[03:18] Chisato
    A sleeping sickness?
[03:19] Shirou
    He won't wake up, no matter what they try.
[03:22] Shirou
    The doctors have even thrown in the towel.
[03:25] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san?
[03:26] Kiriha
    Indeed. This calls for the
    Troubleshooters' Office.
[03:29] Sign
    Troubleshooters'
    Office
[03:31] Tadataka
    The sleeping sickness that has been
    spreading among the second-years
SIGN    Today's Subject:
    The Sleeping Sickness
     -More students have
    started missing classes
    over the last few days
     -Seems to be spreading among
    second-years
     -Once asleep, they don't wake up
[03:35] Tadataka
    started a few days ago,
SIGN    Takayama Takashi
SIGN    Sick Sick Sick Sick
SIGN    Chikaishi Chisato
SIGN    Nazuki Natsuki
SIGN    Sick Sick Sick Sick
SIGN    Mikawa Mitsuo
SIGN    Sick Sick Sick Sick
SIGN    Misa Misako
SIGN    Sick Sick
[03:38] Tadataka
    and at this point,
    has affected about half of them.
[03:40] Shirou
    Even in the other classes?
[03:43] Kiriha
    There's no doubt this is an amasogi's doing.
[03:47] Kazuya
    We'd better solve it fast, then.
[03:49] Kiriha
    Right. And on that note...
[03:52] Kiriha
    I've arranged for an advisor
    to help this club of ours
[03:55] Kiriha
    deal with these ever-increasing
    cases of aberrations.
[03:58] Shirou
    Is it a woman?
[04:00] Kiriha
    Yes.
[04:00] Shirou
    Is she young?
[04:01] Kiriha
    She looks that way, yes.
SIGN     Pillowy

SIGN     Pillowy

[04:02] Shirou
    Is she... pillowy?
[04:05] Kiriha
    No.
[04:06] Kukuri
    I'm your advisor, Shirayama Kukuri.
SIGN    Shirayama Kukuri-sensei
[04:08] Osamu
    Yes!
[04:08] Sign
    Advisor
[04:10] Chisato
    A regional goddess... as an advisor?
[04:12] Kazuya
    Anything goes, huh?
SIGN    Fashion Glasses
[04:15] Kukuri
    That bein' the case,
SIGN     The room of the first victim,
     Takayama Takashi

SIGN     The room of the first victim,
     Takayama Takashi

[04:17] Kukuri
    you can leave this whole mess to me.
[04:20] Kukuri
    If an aberration's behind it all,
    we check the first student who got sick.
SIGN     Mother's Testimony

SIGN     Mother's Testimony

[04:26] Kiriha
    According to his mother, she thought
    he'd left for school as usual,
[04:31] Kiriha
    but when she got home from work,
[04:32] Kiriha
    he was still asleep in his room.
[04:35] Kukuri
    I've seen a ruckus caused by
    a tsukumogami pillow before.
[04:40] Kukuri
    The wielder at the time ended up
    draggin' other folks into his dream.
[04:45] Chisato
    That does sound similar
    to this sleeping sickness.
[04:48] Kukuri
    Yep.
[04:49] Kukuri
    Which is why I figure this here
    pillow oughta be our amasogi!
[04:54] Kukuri
    Huh?
[04:57] Chisato
    We checked the first three students
    who fell to the sleeping sickness,
[04:57] Signs; right to left
    Mikawa Mitsuo
[04:57] Signs; right to left
    Takayama Takashi
[04:57] Signs; right to left
    Nazuki Natsuki
[05:00] Chisato
    but there was no sign of the amasogi.
[05:03] Tadataka
    I see...
[05:04] Kiriha
    This is what you "figured"?
[05:06] Kiriha
    Because you were completely off.
[05:08] Kukuri
    I mean, it seemed real sketchy...
[05:10] Osamu
    The reasoning of looking into the
    first victims made sense, but...
[05:15] Shirou
    Those guys, huh?
[05:16] Signs; right to left
    Mikawa Mitsuo
[05:16] Signs; right to left
    Takayama Takashi
[05:16] Signs; right to left
    Nazuki Natsuki
[05:17] Shirou
    They always were hanging
    out, come to think of it.
[05:20] Shirou
    No telling what kind of
    trouble they got up to.
[05:20] (Flashback) Guys
    Man, that's nasty!
[05:23] (Flashback) Guys
    I don't get you!
[05:23] (Flashback) Iraha
    Come on, it's time for class.
[05:27] Kazuya
    Is there some clue about
    the three of them?
SIGN    Attendance
[05:32] Kazuya
    Wait a minute...
[05:36] Kazuya
    Sensei!
[05:39] Iraha
    What's wrong?
[05:42] Kazuya
    The attendance sheet.
[05:44] Kazuya
    The first day he was absent,
[05:46] Kazuya
    Takayama's mother didn't
    know he was still asleep.
SIGN    Shiramine Shirou
SIGN    Takayama Takashi
SIGN    Chikaishi Chisato
SIGN    Nazuki Natsuki
[05:49] Kazuya
    But you marked Takayama
    and his friends as "sick,"
[05:52] Kazuya
    without even checking with their parents!
[05:56] Kazuya
    Which means... you must have known
    why they were absent from the start.
[06:02] Iraha
    I...
[06:03] Kazuya
    Sensei, we know all about
    these kinds of incidents!
[06:07] Kazuya
    You have to tell us what's
    going on so we can help you!
[06:16] Chisato
    Sensei!
[06:25] Kazuya
    Sorry for barging in like this.
[06:29] Kiriha
    It seems this pillow is the amasogi.
[06:32] Chisato
    Then after she wakes up,
    we need to ask her to destroy it.
[06:37] Kukuri
    Nah. She fled into her dreams.
[06:42] Kukuri
    Isuzu ain't gonna wake up on her own.
[06:45] Kiirha
    What if we destroy the pillow?
[06:47] Kukuri
    All the folks inside her dream
    are gonna end up stuck there.
[06:50] Kazuya
    What do we do, then?
[06:54] Kukuri
    This is the kinda thing you
    need Shirayama-sensei for!
[06:58] Bakura
    Hey there. I'm the dreaming
    pillow tsugumomo, Bakura.
SIGN    Dreaming Pillow Tsugumomo
     Bakura

[07:04] Kukuri
    Bakura-chan's got the power to
    get people in and outta dreams!
[07:08] Kiriha
    I see. The idea is to try to convince
    Isuzu within her dream, then?
[07:13] Bakura
    That would be ideal, since it
    would avoid malison atonement.
[07:19] Bakura
    If you're unable to convince her,
[07:22] Bakura
    the same pillow amasogi should
    exist in her dream realm,
[07:27] Bakura
    and you'll need to destroy that.
[07:31] Kazuya
    So either convince her... or destroy
    the pillow inside her dream?
[07:35] Bakura
    The dream realm is distinct from reality,
    but connected by your mind.
[07:42] Bakura
    So if you're hurt inside the dream,
    it will have an affect on your body.
[07:51] Bakura
    Therefore, to minimize the danger,
    we'll be splitting your minds up,
[07:58] Bakura
    and your other half will be the one
    that enters the dream realm.
[08:05] Kazuya
    Other half?
[08:07] Bakura
    On your initial entry into the dream,
[08:09] Bakura
    you may be confused
    and not realize it's a dream.
[08:14] Osamu
    In that case, maybe we could agree on a
    keyword I can write in my sketchbook?
[08:20] Osamu
    Once we see that, it should
    help us realize the truth.
[08:23] Kiriha
    Tadataka, be ready in case things go awry.
[08:26] Tadataka
    Leave it to me.
[08:28] Bakura
    Here we go, then.
[08:31] Bakura
    People and dreams,
[08:32] Bakura
    connected in a fleeting moment,
    in which all can be as they truly wish...
[08:42] Kazumi
    That's right! We're inside Iraha-sensei's dream!
[08:46] Kazumi
    In reality, I'm a boy, and Kirio-kun is a girl!
[08:50] Kirio
    And our goal here is to
    talk sense into Isuzu!
[08:54] Kazumi
    I didn't realize this is what
    she meant by our "other half"!
[08:56] Kazumi
    It's kind of awkward to run!
[08:58] Kirio
    I didn't realize these got in the way so much...
[09:01] Kazumi
    Iraha-sensei!
[09:04] Iraha
    What's wrong? You shouldn't
    be running in the hallway.
[09:07] Kazumi
    We've come to bring you back.
[09:11] Kirio
    Release the students from this dream!
[09:13] Kirio
    Or else we'll be forced to destroy
    that pillow of yours.
[09:16] Kirio
    An amasogi capable of something on this scale
[09:18] Kirio
    is going to result in a fierce atonement!
[09:20] Kazumi
    Sensei, please!
[09:26] Iraha
    You actually made your
    way into this dream, huh?
[09:29] Iraha
    You two live up to your reputation.
[09:31] Kirio
    What?
[09:33] Iraha
    I knew you'd try to destroy the pillow, too.
[09:37] Iraha
    I'm thinking your friends are waiting nearby,
[09:40] Iraha
    waiting to destroy the pillow
    you stole from my room
[09:42] Iraha
    inside the dream when you
    give them the signal, right?
[09:45] Iraha
    Such a shame, though. That one's a decoy.
[09:53] Kirio
    How did you know all this?
[09:56] Iraha
    I can't let anyone interrupt this dream.
[10:00] Iraha
    It's time for your shadows
    to consume you, too.
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[10:17] Kazumi
    Tsugu Tsugumomo!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[10:22] Kirio
    Tsugu Tsugumomo!
[10:25] Kirio
    Who are they?
[10:27] Kirio
    Is that us?!
[10:43] Kirio
    They can use obis, too?!
[10:45] Kazumi
    This must be what Bakura-san warned us about!
[10:48] (Flashback) Bakura
    There's one other thing to warn you about.
[10:51] (Flashback) Bakura
    Inside the dream, there's a
    chance your shadow selves,
[10:56] (Flashback) Bakura
    the portion of yourselves that you normally
    suppress, might come to the surface.
[11:01] (Flashback) Bakura
    If you encounter your shadow in the dream...
[11:04] (Flashback) Kazuya
    What'll happen?
[11:06] (Flashback) Bakura
    It'll attack you and try to take your place.
[11:11] Kazumi
    Sledgehammer Weave!
[11:16] Kirio
    I suppose anyone would be evenly
    matched with their own shadow.
[11:19] Chikao
    Kagami!
[11:25] Chikao
    Are these...
[11:26] Osamu
    The shadows of the other
    students, most likely.
[11:29] Iraha
    That's right. And they're
    all so well-behaved.
[11:32] Iraha
    You know, people grow a lot by
    grappling with their shadows.
[11:39] Iraha
    If all of you can accept your shadows,
    I'll release the others from this dream.
[11:45] Iraha
    That way, everyone at school
    will be more obedient.
[11:49] Iraha
    That's a win for everyone, isn't it?
[11:51] Chikao
    It isn't! You're just trying to control
    your students by forcing them to obey!
[11:55] Chikao
    We can't do as you ask.
[11:59] Iraha
    Fair enough. In that case...
[12:02] Iraha
    I'll have to educate you, too!
[12:10] Iraha
    They escaped...
[12:19] Kirio
    What is this? How are we being forced back?!
[12:21] Kazumi
    I thought we were supposed
    to be evenly matched!
[12:25] Kazuya
    Even? What're you talking about?
[12:28] Kazuya
    The two of you can only generate
    three obis, including the original.
[12:32] Kazuya
    But us?
[12:36] Kazuya
    We can tap into all our latent strength,
[12:39] Kazuya
    with none of the subconscious restraint.
[12:42] Kazumi
    Eight obis?!
[12:44] Kirio
    We have to fight back somehow!
[12:54] Kirio
    Hey, Kazumi!
[13:03] Kazuya
    From now on, you will be
    controlled by your own shadow.
[13:11] Kirio
    Get your hands off my girl!
[13:15] Sign
    Impregnable Fortress
    
    of Safety
[13:20] Isuzu
    That was the shadow of Iraha Isuzu.
[13:24] Isuzu
    She's trying to make everyone subservient
    by dragging them into this dream.
[13:29] Chikao
    You're...
[13:31] Isuzu
    I'm the real Iraha Isuzu.
[13:34] ---
    Huh?!
[13:35] Chikao
    But... you look...
[13:37] Isuzu
    Well, we're inside a dream.
[13:39] Isuzu
    Apparently, it's possible
    to change how you look.
[13:42] Chikao
    If you really are Iraha-sensei,
    can you explain how this happened?
[13:52] Isuzu
    My students didn't take me seriously.
[13:55] Isuzu
    That's why they'd never listen to me,
[13:58] Isuzu
    and I could never bring
    any order to my classes.
[14:01] (Flashback) Isuzu
    Everyone! Quiet down!
[14:04] Isuzu
    That's what I was worrying about
    when I stumbled upon that pillow.
SIGN    No talking!!
[14:09] Isuzu
    Inside my dreams, I could
    do exactly what I wanted.
SIGN    Please be quiet
[14:14] Isuzu
    But in reality, I was the same as usual...
[14:18] Isuzu
    And before I realized what was going on,
[14:20] Isuzu
    I ended up dragging many
    students into my dream.
[14:25] Isuzu
    I think that's what my
    shadow wanted all along.
[14:29] Isuzu
    I managed to escape from her, and I've been
    hiding from her by staying in this form.
[14:37] Chikao
    To resolve this, we need to get
    our hands on the amasogi pillow...
[14:42] Isuzu
    I'm pretty sure the shadow Isuzu has it.
[14:46] Chikao
    We need to think of a way to steal it.
[14:48] Shitone
    But how? Kazumi's busy,
    and if it's only us...
[14:59] Osane
    I have an idea.
[15:06] Iraha
    This is where you've been hiding?
[15:09] Iraha
    Are you finally done playing hide-and-seek?
[15:12] Isuzu
    I was wrong to hope that my dreams
    could help me change for the better.
[15:17] Isuzu
    Now, give my students back!
[15:24] Iraha
    A pointer?!
[15:25] Iraha
    How could she do that with a pointer?!
[15:27] Sign
    Split Down the Center
[15:30] Sign
    Raging Inferno Surges Forth
[15:37] Isuzu
    There it is! She was hiding it inside her body?
[15:42] Isuzu
    Now, if I can just destroy it...
[15:48] Sign
    Burst of Strange Strength
[15:48] Iraha
    Oh, I see. You used yojijukugo idioms.
[15:51] Iraha
    How fitting for a Japanese language teacher.
[15:54] Iraha
    A power born from the dream...
[15:59] Iraha
    But unfortunately for you,
    this is a nightmare.
[16:04] Iraha
    And if you can use this power,
    then, as your shadow, so can I.
[16:06] Sign
    Burst of Strange Strength
SIGN    Transforming of an Apparition
[16:22] Kazumi
    I can't gather my strength...
[16:24] Kazuya
    Don't waste your time resisting.
[16:27] Kazuya
    I'm you.
[16:29] Kazuya
    And you can't surpass yourself.
[16:34] Kazumi
    Surpass myself?
[16:37] Kazumi
    Kirio-kun!
[16:39] Kirio
    Right you are.
[16:48] Kazuya
    What a waste of time.
[16:50] Kazuya
    But... the end result is going to be same!
[16:55] Kazumi
    If this shadow is using all of my skills...
[17:00] Kazumi
    Then I just have to go past that!
[17:02] Kazuya
    Take this!
[17:05] Kazumi
    Faster than yesterday...
    Stronger than yesterday...
[17:08] Kazumi
    The same way...
[17:10] Kazumi
    I always do!
SIGN    Spiral Weave: Eightfold Edges
[17:12] Sign/Kazuya
    Spiral Weave: Eightfold Edges!
[17:17] Kazuya
    She was able to use eight, too?!
    And that shape...
[17:21] Kazuya
    Did she use a weave I don't
    know at the last second?!
[17:25] Kirio
    Go, Kazumi!
[17:27] Kazumi/Sign
    Spiral Weave:
SIGN    Spiral Weave: Flowering Eight Folds!
[17:30] Kazumi/Sign
    Flowering Eight Folds!
[17:32] Kazuya
    Impossible!
[17:42] Isuzu
    A spider...
[17:46] Isuzu
    Help!
[17:49] Iraha
    Wh-What are those things?
[17:55] Osane
    My sketchbook creations.
[17:59] Shirane
    And my popularity fragrance!
[18:01] Shirane
    I'll keep the students out of your hair!
[18:04] Iraha
    How can ordinary students
    like you do this?!
[18:07] Osane
    These powers come from the
    amasogis we were involved with.
[18:10] Osane
    We got the idea from how Sensei
    was able to change her appearance.
[18:14] Chikao
    We'll hold her down. Use that
    opportunity to get the pillow, Sensei!
[18:21] Iraha
    You pests!
[18:25] Iraha
    Hang on! I'll get you free!
[18:39] Kazumi
    Sledgehammer Weave!
[18:43] Chikao
    You're late, Kagami!
[18:45] Kazumi
    Sorry!
[18:46] Kazumi
    I had to help Shitone preserve
    her virtue on the way here!
[18:49] Shitone
    Crap! It works too well!
[18:53] Chikao
    Kagami! The pillow is inside her!
[18:55] Kirio
    Remember to have Isuzu finish it!
[18:57] Kazumi
    Got it!
[19:01] Kazumi
    Sensei!
[19:02] Isuzu
    Roger that!
[19:07] Sign/Isuzu
    One Shot, One Kill!
SIGN    One Shot, One Kill
[19:24] Isuzu
    Thank you. You all saved me.
[19:28] Shitone
    All's well that ends well.
[19:30] Chikao
    Your willpower is what won in the end.
[19:32] Chikao
    Besides, we couldn't do much on our own...
[19:36] Kirio
    All those acrobatics must've torn it open.
[19:42] Kazumi
    Eek!
[19:43] Kirio
    No worries. I can cover you up.
[19:46] Chikao
    Hey! What're you doing?!
[19:48] Bakura
    Hey! Good work, everyone.
[19:53] Chikao
    Bakura-san!
[19:54] Kirio
    Right. The amasogi's creator
    destroyed it herself.
[19:57] Bakura
    That's a relief.
[19:59] Bakura
    I'll be waiting for you all to return.
[20:03] Kazumi
    Wait, how do we get back?
[20:05] Bakura
    You're inside a dream.
[20:08] Bakura
    So if you go to sleep here,
    you'll wake up in reality.
[20:14] Osane
    I suppose we'll all head
    home and go to bed, then.
[20:19] Shitone
    Kind of an anticlimax, huh?
[20:21] Kirio
    All right, off we go, Kazumi. Homeward bound.
[20:26] Kazumi
    I've got a really bad feeling about this.
[20:28] Kirio
    It's going to be a long night...
[20:29] Bakura
    See you soon.
[20:31] Chikao
    Hey! What are you planning to do to Kagami?!
[20:33] Isuzu
    Hey, no inappropriate relations!
SIGN     The Next Day

SIGN     The Next Day

[20:37] Isuzu
    Excuse me, Takayama-kun!
    Where is your homework?
[20:41] Kazuya
    Sensei seems to be feeling a lot better.
[20:41] ---
    Huh?
[20:42] Isuzu
    Don't "huh" me!
[20:44] Kirio
    That's what she's really like.
[20:47] Kirio
    She's been repressing herself up until now.
[20:47] Isuzu
    Think about what you did!
[20:49] Takayama
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[20:51] Kiriha
    You're free to unleash all your pent-up
    aggression on me, if you like.
[20:56] Kazuya
    You're the one who just unleashed on me.
[21:00] ---
    And after I told you it hurt...
[21:02] Kiriha
    I was, er, caught up in the moment...
    you know, having trouble holding back...
[21:05] Isuzu
    Obina-san! You're not
    supposed to make them cry!
[21:08] Kiriha
    Sorry...
[22:41] Shitone
    You can do whatever you want, Shirou-kun.
[22:47] Shitone
    No good!
[22:48] Shitone
    I'm not getting turned on at all!
[22:50] Osane
    It's only natural. Right now, we're women.
[22:54] Osane
    It stands to reason we'd be attracted to men.
[22:57] Shitone
    Wait, hang on a second...
[23:00] Shitone
    Maybe...
[23:01] Shitone
    I'm just not turned on
    from looking at myself!
[23:04] Osane
    Please settle down.
SIGN     Visual Metaphor

SIGN     Visual Metaphor

[23:13] Shitone
    I feel like I've gained a new perspective.
[23:16] Osane
    You owe me big for this!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] Kazuya
    Kotetsu-kun is unconscious
    and won't wake up.
[23:23] Kazuya
    Sunao-san is worried about him,
[23:24] Kazuya
    so we accompany her to a mysterious
    altar in the mountains.
[23:27] Kazuya
    Will the two of them be reunited?
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 5: "Sunao and Kotetsu."
SIGN    Sunao and Kotetsu
[23:33] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by: KAKERU

Season 2

E5 - Sunao and Kotetsu

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[00:01] Kiriha
    Say, Kazuya.
[00:02] Kazuya
    Yes?
SIGN    Tsugumomo 3
[00:03] Sign
    Hamada Yoshikazu
[00:03] Kiriha
    Hurry and hand me the next one!
SIGN    Tsugumomo 3
[00:03] Sign
    Hamada Yoshikazu
SIGN    Tsugumomo 3
[00:04] Sign
    Hamada Yoshikazu
SIGN    Tsugumomo 3
[00:04] Sign
    Hamada Yoshikazu
[00:06] Kazuya
    I'm not done reading it.
[00:08] Kiriha
    What? You're awfully slow.
[00:12] Kazuya
    Hey, don't eat in bed!
[00:18] Kiriha
    What's this? Did you order some
    "inspiration" for your self-abuse?
[00:22] Kazuya
    I did no such thing!
[00:24] Kazuya
    Coming.
[00:29] Kazuya
    Huh? Sunao-san...
SIGN    The mortality of tsukumogami.
SIGN    A tsukumogami will return to being an inanimate object
[00:36] below kettle
    Kettle
SIGN    if all of its spiritual power is exhausted.
SIGN    To a tsukumogami, this is not dissimilar to death.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    Chapter 5
SIGN    Sunao and Kotetsu
[02:16] ---
    "Sunao and Kotetsu."
[02:19] Kukuri
    Whaddaya mean Kotetsu ain't wakin' up?
[02:22] Sunao
    Well...
[02:23] Sunao
    His hilt was repaired yesterday, and he
    was sent home from the swordsmith,
[02:27] Sunao
    but I keep calling to him,
    and there's no response.
[02:31] Sunao
    I had Honoka-sama take
    a look right away, and...
[02:36] (Flashback) Honoka
    As a tsukumogami, he's not quite dead,
[02:40] (Flashback) Honoka
    but his spiritual strength
    is just about gone.
[02:42] (Flashback) Honoka
    If he doesn't wake soon, you'll have
    nothing but a regular sword left.
[02:46] Kazuya
    That's terrible!
    Is there anything you can do?
[02:49] Sunao
    She told me there was one option.
[02:53] Kukuri
    An echo stone from the Cave
    of the Divine Navel, huh?
[02:55] Kazuya
    An echo stone?
[02:57] Kukuri
    It's an altar made from stone
[02:59] Kukuri
    that's been bathin' in spirit
    energy for hundreds of years.
[03:03] Kukuri
    It's become a kinda spiritual amplifier
[03:07] Kukuri
    that can even let people
    hear the voices of objects
[03:09] Kukuri
    that ain't become tsukumogami yet.
[03:12] Kukuri
    That oughta let you talk
    to Kotetsu, all right.
[03:16] Kazuya
    Wait, so why didn't you
    head straight there?
[03:21] Sunao
    Well...
[03:23] (Flashback) Honoka
    The Cave of the Divine Navel
    is a spiritually unstable spot.
[03:27] (Flashback) Honoka
    There's no telling what could happen.
[03:29] (Flashback) Honoka
    Right now, you're just a
    normal human with a sword.
[03:33] (Flashback) Honoka
    It's too great a risk to let you go alone.
[03:37] Sunao
    Since the Divine Navel can amplify
    the voices of even inanimate objects,
[03:42] Sunao
    someone as powerful as Honoka-sama
    can't go with me, either.
[03:46] Kazuya
    I see.
[03:48] Kiriha
    Indeed. And that's where we come in, yes?
[03:51] Kiriha
    Very well, then. In that case,
    let's get a move on.
[03:54] Kazuya
    Right now?
[03:56] Kiriha
    Yes, right now!
[03:57] Train Sign
    Tawami
[03:57] Announcer
    The train arriving on track 14 is...
[03:57] Train Sign
    Departures
[03:57] Train Sign
    Tawami
[03:57] Train Sign
    Scheduled Stops
[03:57] Train Sign
    Scheduled Stops
[03:57] Train Sign
    Scheduled Stops
[03:57] Train Sign
    Tawami
[04:01] Kazuya
    Fast!
[04:03] Kazuya
    Huge!
[04:04] Kazuya
    Spacious!
[04:06] Kiriha
    Well, would you look at that?
[04:08] Kiriha
    The room even has a bath attached to it!
[04:12] Kazuya
    A room like this has to cost a fortune!
[04:14] Kazuya
    I don't have that kind of money!
[04:17] Kiriha
    Would you calm yourself?
    Our accommodations have been arranged for.
[04:20] Kazuya
    Really?
[04:21] Kiriha
    Indeed. We already had
    our tickets, didn't we?
[04:25] Kazuya
    You've got a point.
[04:26] Kiriha
    Hey! That's enough sulking, Sunao.
[04:29] Kiriha
    You get to indulge a bit
    on someone else's coin.
[04:32] Kiriha
    Why not enjoy yourself?
[04:34] Sunao
    Sorry... I was just thinking about
    what I'll say to Kotetsu tomorrow.
[04:40] Kazuya
    Just tell him how you really feel.
[04:42] Kiriha
    He's right. That's what Kotetsu
    would want to hear, as well.
[04:47] Sunao
    I've treated Kotetsu terribly all this time.
[04:51] Sunao
    I want to give him a
    real apology tomorrow.
[05:05] Kazuya
    I don't necessarily need
    to be in here, do I?
[05:08] Kiriha
    What're you on about?
    Don't waste an opportunity for mixed bathing.
[05:11] Sunao
    If you insist, Kiriha-sama...
[05:17] Kiriha
    Oh, come now. Someone's being bashful.
[05:21] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[05:23] Kiriha
    You really should make sure it's clean.
[05:25] Kiriha
    No telling what kind of
    use it might see tonight.
[05:28] Kazuya
    It won't be doing anything!
[05:29] Kazuya
    C-Cut it out!
[05:35] Kiriha
    Well, Sunao...
[05:37] Kiriha
    Do you want Kazuya to wash you?
[05:44] Kiriha
    What a feast!
[05:46] Kiriha
    Eat, now! Don't let an opportunity
    like this pass you by!
[05:51] Kazuya
    We should eat.
[05:53] Kazuya
    I'm not sure we can finish it all, though.
[05:55] Kiriha
    Oh, that looks good, too!
[05:58] Kiriha
    Now, feed me!
[05:59] ---
    Sheesh...
[06:00] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san, this isn't
    exactly good table manners.
[06:06] Kiriha
    How dare you feed me
    wasabi, you imbecile?!
[06:08] Kazuya
    You were literally asking for it!
[06:10] Kiriha
    That one next.
[06:11] Kazuya
    Come on, you can feed yourself.
[06:14] Kiriha
    This really is quite good!
[06:22] Sunao
    You two sleep together?!
[06:24] Kazuya
    She always forces the issue...
[06:27] Kiriha
    What are you talking about?
    I know you love it.
[06:29] ---
    "Always"?
[06:31] Kazuya
    You just have no concept of restraint!
[06:34] Kiriha
    Less talk, more service!
[06:36] Kazuya
    Hey! Stop grinding on me!
[06:36] Kiriha
    There, there, there!
[06:39] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[06:40] Kiriha
    What? Finally in the mood?
[06:42] Kazuya
    No! We should be more considerate.
[06:45] Kazuya
    Sunao-san's sad because
    she can't see Kotetsu-kun.
[06:49] Kazuya
    I feel bad about the two of us getting
    along too well in front of her.
[06:53] Kiriha
    You don't understand a thing.
[06:56] Kiriha
    Sunao's mistaken about something.
[06:58] Kiriha
    Even if she's able to
    see Kotetsu tomorrow,
[07:01] Kiriha
    I don't think she'll be able to
    bring him back as things stand.
[07:04] Kazuya
    But why?
[07:06] Kiriha
    Because she doesn't understand
    how Kotetsu feels.
[07:10] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san, do you know why
    Kotetsu-kun isn't waking up?!
[07:13] Kiriha
    Of course. I'm a tsukumogami
    myself, you know.
[07:18] Kiriha
    I believe Honoka and Kukuri know, as well.
[07:20] Kazuya
    Then shouldn't somebody tell her?!
[07:22] Kiriha
    Imbecile. This isn't the kind of
    thing you can just explain away.
[07:26] Kazuya
    But what if she doesn't catch on?
[07:31] Kiriha
    Which is why, in order to
    make her realize the truth...
[07:35] Kazuya
    Yeah?
[07:36] Kiriha
    We are going to continue to fool around!
[07:38] ---
    But why?!
[07:41] Kiriha
    How do you like that, then?!
[07:53] Sunao
    Kotetsu!
[07:55] Sunao
    What's wrong, Kotetsu?
    Are you feeling sick?
[08:00] Sunao
    Listen, there's something
    I really need to tell you.
[08:05] Sunao
    After everything I've done—
[08:07] Kotetsu
    I'm sorry.
[08:09] Sunao
    No! I'm the one who should apologize.
[08:12] Sunao
    Ever since I was little, I always—
[08:14] Kotetsu
    I'm so useless.
[08:16] Sunao
    No! That was—
[08:18] Kotetsu
    I'm the reason your brother died.
[08:21] Sunao
    Listen to me! The truth is—
[08:24] Kotetsu
    Because I'm just a tool.
[08:29] Kotetsu
    I'm sorry, Sunao-sama.
[08:31] Sunao
    Kotetsu...
[08:32] Kotetsu
    I can't stay with you anymore.
[08:36] Sunao
    Kotetsu!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[09:21] Sunao
    Tsugu Tsugumomo!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[09:26] Kotetsu
    Tsugu Tsugumomo.
[09:32] Kiriha
    It's farther away than I thought!
[09:34] Kiriha
    Kazuya, carry me.
[09:37] Kiriha
    You could just turn into an obi.
[09:40] Kiriha
    Come on, you need to stay
    with us, or you'll get lost.
[09:45] Kiriha
    Spoilsport!
[09:47] Sunao
    We're almost there.
[09:56] Kazuya
    This is the Cave of the Divine Navel?
[10:03] Kazuya
    Looks deep.
[10:05] Kiriha
    I can already feel the spiritual pressure.
[10:10] Kazuya
    Sunao-san, slow down! It's dangerous!
[10:14] Kiriha
    She's too tense...
[10:33] Kazuya
    It's huge!
[10:38] Kiriha
    The moss is glowing?
[10:55] Sunao
    This must be the echo stone.
[11:24] Sunao
    Please wake up.
[11:44] Sunao
    Kotetsu!
[11:46] Sunao
    Kotetsu!
[11:52] Sunao
    Kotetsu, listen to me, please!
[11:56] Sunao
    I... I was always so mean to you!
[12:01] Sunao
    I blamed you for my brother
    dying, called you a tool...
[12:07] Sunao
    You're not waking up because
    you hate me, right?
[12:13] Sunao
    And that's fine...
[12:16] Sunao
    You can find a partner who'll
    actually take good care of you!
[12:21] Sunao
    Just... please wake up, Kotetsu!
[12:30] Sunao
    Kotetsu...
[12:40] Kiriha
    They're amasogi!
[12:45] Kiriha
    Obi Jab!
[12:52] Kazuya
    They're after Kotetsu-kun?
[12:55] Sunao
    Are these...
[12:57] Sunao
    The amasogi that Kotetsu
    and I exorcised?!
[13:01] Kiriha
    If the echo stone created them...
[13:05] Kiriha
    then they're Kotetsu's feelings!
[13:07] Kiriha
    You could call them the
    manifestation of his self-doubt!
[13:10] Kiriha
    If they reach him, he's done for!
[13:12] Kiriha
    Keep calling out to Kotetsu, Sunao!
[13:15] Kiriha
    We'll occupy them in the meantime!
[13:21] Kiriha
    You have to give Kotetsu
    what he really wants!
[13:25] Sunao
    Kotetsu! Kotetsu!
[13:27] Sunao
    What he really wants?
[13:32] Sunao
    It's not an apology from me?
[13:38] Kazuya
    There's no end to them!
[13:41] Kiriha
    Stay on your toes!
[13:43] Sunao
    I don't understand...
[13:45] Sunao
    Kotetsu.
[13:47] Sunao
    Kotetsu...
[13:50] Sunao
    Kotetsu!
[13:55] Kotetsu
    I can hear Sunao-sama's voice.
[13:58] Kotetsu
    But I bet I'm just hearing
    it because I want to.
[14:04] Kotetsu
    I was never any help to her.
[14:08] Kotetsu
    And I let Suou-sama die.
[14:11] Kotetsu
    Even if I wake up, I know
    what Sunao-sama will say...
[14:16] Kotetsu
    "I don't need you."
[14:18] Suou
    You must be terrified of hearing those words.
[14:23] Kotetsu
    Suou-sama?
[14:25] Kotetsu
    It's because I let you...
[14:29] Suou
    That's not what you need right now.
[14:33] Suou
    You're a sword. Fear and doubt
    will only dull your edge.
[14:39] Suou
    You need to focus on what
    you want the most instead.
[14:45] Kotetsu
    What I want the most?
[14:58] Kiriha
    That's the aberration that
    killed Sunao's brother!
[15:04] Kiriha
    It's not like the weaklings
    we've been dealing with.
[15:07] Kiriha
    Be on your guard!
[15:10] Kazuya
    Right!
[15:24] Kiriha
    Kazuya!
[15:32] Sunao
    Stop!
[15:37] Sunao
    Kotetsu!
[15:40] Kazuya
    You can't, Sunao-san!
[15:42] Sunao
    Let go of me!
[15:44] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san, let's use Divine Possession!
[15:47] Kiriha
    We can't!
[15:48] Kazuya
    Why?!
[15:49] Kiriha
    If Divine Possession runs out before
    we can finish it off, we will all die!
[15:54] Kazuya
    But...
[15:55] Kiriha
    This amasogi's strength is a reflection
    of the strength of Kotetsu's self-doubt.
[16:01] Kiriha
    If Kotetsu won't wake up, I don't think...
[16:06] Sunao
    Kotetsu!
[16:15] Sunao
    No...
[16:19] Sunao
    I...
[16:22] Sunao
    I wanted to apologize...
[16:26] Sunao
    I just wanted him to live on...
[16:33] Kotetsu
    Sunao-sama is crying?
[16:36] Kotetsu
    Please don't cry.
[16:38] Kotetsu
    I want to protect her. To help her.
[16:43] Kotetsu
    That's all I...
[16:47] Sunao
    That's all I...
[16:49] Sunao
    All I wanted...
[16:57] Sunao
    No.
[17:02] Sunao
    That's not all.
[17:06] Sunao
    I finally understand.
[17:09] Sunao
    I...
[17:10] Kotetsu
    I...
[17:13] Sunao
    ...want to be...
[17:13] Kotetsu
    ...want to be...
[17:18] Kotetsu
    ..with Sunao-sama!
[17:18] Sunao
    ...with Kotetsu!
[17:35] Sunao
    Kotetsu...
[17:36] Kotetsu
    I'm so sorry, Sunao-sama.
[17:39] Kotetsu
    I... I thought you didn't
    want me anymore...
[17:44] Kotetsu
    That you didn't need me anymore,
    and I was so scared!
[17:51] Sunao
    Dummy! You should know better!
[17:54] Sunao
    I'm the one who needs to apologize!
[17:58] Kotetsu
    Sunao-sama!
[18:00] Sunao
    Kotetsu!
[18:04] Kazuya
    What a relief!
[18:07] Kirha
    Would you stop bawling?
[18:10] Kazuya
    Wait, the amasogi—
[18:19] Kazuya
    That's...
[18:23] Kiriha
    Considering how connected
    they are, it's only natural.
[18:30] Kazuya
    Divine Possession.
[18:36] Kazuya
    Seriously, I am so glad that
    Kotetsu-kun made it back!
[18:41] Kiriha
    This is tedious. How long do
    you intend to keep sobbing?
[18:46] Kazuya
    But...
[18:47] Kiriha
    Look, the problem's been resolved.
[18:50] Kiriha
    We should take this night to relax.
[18:53] Kiriha
    Especially given the state she's in.
[18:57] Sunao
    What the heck is this?!
[18:59] Kotesu
    Sunao-sama!
[19:01] Kazuya
    It's kind of like a side effect
    of the Divine Possession...
[19:04] Kotetsu
    A side effect?!
[19:06] Kotetsu
    Wh-Wh-What's going to happen to her?!
[19:08] Kiriha
    Relax. She'll just be too
    exhausted to move for a night.
[19:14] Kotetsu
    Oh, no! Sunao-sama!
[19:17] Kiriha
    That being the case,
    make sure you take care of her.
[19:28] Kotetsu
    I can't see a thing!
[19:30] Kazuya
    Why am I blindfolded?
[19:33] Sunao
    You've got to be kidding me...
[19:37] Kiriha
    Time to wash all the sweat,
    tears, and other miscellany away!
[19:44] Kotetsu
    E-Excuse me, then...
[19:47] Sunao
    Where are you touching?!
[19:48] Kauzya
    I don't have an answer for that...
[19:51] Kotetsu
    I-I'm so sorry! I really have no idea!
[19:58] Sunao
    I can't deal with this!
[20:00] Kazuya
    You'll have to help her with
    the toilet as well, mind you.
[20:03] Sunao
    Absolutely not!
SIGN    Some Days Later
SIGN    Some Days Later
[20:06] Kukuri
    Well, that's good to hear!
[20:09] K & S
    Thank you for everything.
[20:11] Kukuri
    Good to have ya back. Yes, indeedy.
[20:17] Kiriha
    The thought of your
    wielder not wanting you
[20:20] Kiriha
    is enough to cause this
    kind of commotion.
[20:23] Kiriha
    Tsugumomo are quite fragile creatures.
[20:27] Kiriha
    Keep that in mind.
[20:29] Kazuya
    No need to worry. I want to be
    with you forever, Kiriha-san.
[20:36] Sunao
    You even paid for our stay...
    I can't begin to thank you enough.
[20:43] Kukuri
    I paid for what, now?
[20:44] Kokuyou
    Kukuri-sama.
[20:46] Kokuyou
    You have a guest.
[20:48] Kukuri
    Well, that don't happen
    every day. For me?
[20:51] Kokuyou
    Yes.
[20:52] Kokuyou
    It's Kanayama Taguri-sama.
SIGN     Neighbor Goddess
     Kanayama Taguri

[20:55] Taguri
    Good afternoon.
[20:57] Taguri
    I've come for her, as promised.
[21:00] Kukuri
    Wait, what promise is this?
[21:02] Kiriha
    Right. Take her away!
[21:07] Taguri
    Come along, now.
[21:09] Taguri
    This will be fun.
[21:13] Kukuri
    Why?! What the heck?!
[21:15] Kazuya
    Were our expenses paid by...
[21:17] Kiirha
    Correct.
[21:18] Kiirha
    Taguri paid for it all in exchange for
    Kukuri staying over for three days.
[21:23] Kukuri
    No!
[21:26] Narration
    And so,
[21:27] Narration
    by sacrificing Kukuri for three nights
    in exchange for travel and lodging,
[21:30] Narration
    this case came to a close.
SIGN    Little Girls Only
[21:33] Narration
    What became of Kukuri while in
[21:34] SIgn
    Kanayama Shrine
[21:35] Narration
    Taguri's clutches could only
    be described as tragic.
[21:38] Taguri
    Now, Kukuri-chan,
    let's have lots of fun together...
[21:44] Kukuri
    No!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] Kazuya
    Four students have been involved
    with recent amasogi trouble.
[23:23] Kazuya
    And they've been acting with an
    agenda in mind this entire time.
[23:26] Kazuya
    What is at the core of
    this feud between the gods
[23:27] Kazuya
    and tsukumogami that stretches
    back into the distant past?
[23:30] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 6: "The Lost Village."
SIGN    The Lost Village
[23:33] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by: masha

Season 2

E6 - The Lost Village

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[00:00] Sign
    Troubleshooters'
    Office
[00:00] Kiriha
    Someone talked you into it?!
[00:02] Iraha
    Yes. After we left the dream,
    it started coming back to me.
[00:07] Iraha
    I think the pillow was
    given to me by someone.
[00:11] Kiriha
    What?!
[00:12] Kiriha
    And just who was it?!
[00:14] Iraha
    I can't remember it very clearly.
[00:16] Iraha
    I think it may have been a student.
[00:18] Kazuya
    Do you think someone is
    trying to cause trouble?
[00:22] Kiirha
    Most likely.
[00:24] Kiirha
    The way the shoe amasogi went berserk...
[00:26] Kiirha
    And the matter of the underpants amasogi...
[00:29] Kiirha
    It all seems a little too convenient
    to be simple malison disturbances.
[00:33] Kiirha
    If someone were arranging them,
    it'd go a long way toward explaining it.
[00:37] Kazuya
    But why would someone do that?
[00:39] Kiriha
    I have no answer to that,
    but we'll need to be on our guard.
[00:43] Mimane
    Aw, this is so, so, so boring!
[00:48] Yasuki
    Quiet down, Mimane.
[00:51] Mimane
    But things were just getting
    fun thanks to that pillow!
[00:55] Mimane
    And then those two had to mess it up again!
[00:58] Mimane
    Let's just kick their butts already!
[01:00] Akito
    Not happening. We promised
    not to do anything to them.
[01:05] Mimane
    What's up with you, Akito?!
[01:06] Mimane
    Fine, then! I'll do it by myself!
[01:12] Akito
    Both of you, stop!
[01:16] Akito
    I apologize, Azami.
    I'll talk some sense into Mimane.
[01:20] Azami
    Keep your promise.
[01:22] Azami
    Or no more help.
[01:25] Azami
    You're the ones short on time.
[01:31] Yasuki
    Can we really trust her?
[01:34] Yasuki
    We still have no idea who
    she is or what she's after.
[01:37] Arumi
    She was the only clue that my
    fortune pointed us toward.
[01:40] Arumi
    I believe we should do as she says for now.
[01:43] Akito
    No matter who she is, we need her help.
[01:47] Mimane
    Meh!
[01:49] Akito
    That's right. This is all to obtain a shard.
[01:53] Akito
    If we can manage that, we'll be saved.
SIGN    Tsukumogami and their masters.
SIGN    A master is critical for a tsukumogami, to replenish their spent strength.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    Chapter 6
SIGN    The Lost Village
SIGN    "The Lost Village."
SIGN    Several Hundred Years Ago
SIGN    Several Hundred Years Ago
[03:42] Akito
    At a certain house,
[03:43] Akito
    there were three tools that had been
    lovingly used for three generations.
[03:47] Akito
    At around the same time,
    they ascended, becoming tsukumogami.
[03:52] (Flashback) Hifumi
    We tsukumogami want to be of use to you.
[03:55] (Flashback) Hifumi
    Please, direct us as you see fit.
[03:59] (Flashback) Hifumi
    But first, we have three wishes
    we would like you to agree to,
[04:02] (Flashback) Hifumi
    after which we will share our true names
    with you, and accept you as our master.
[04:07] (Flashback) Master
    Very well. What are they?
[04:09] (Flashback) Hifumi
    Right...
[04:10] (Flashback) Hifumi
    Since the three of us are sworn siblings,
[04:14] (Flashback) Hifumi
    we ask that you allow us to stay together.
[04:19] (Flashback) Hifumi
    And while we are tools,
    we do have personhood, as well,
[04:23] (Flashback) Hifumi
    and would like to be treated as such.
[04:26] (Flashback) Hifumi
    Finally, there are limitations
    to the powers of tsukumogami,
[04:30] (Flashback) Hifumi
    so we ask that you do not demand
    more than is safe to provide.
[04:35] (Flashback) Master
    Very well.
[04:37] (Flashback) Master
    I welcome you all as guests in this house.
[04:42] Akito
    Arumi, the crystal ball,
    has the power to see the future,
[04:47] Akito
    but her predictions become less
    accurate the further she is,
[04:49] Akito
    in both time and distance, from the subject.
[04:51] Akito
    She was mostly used to gain insight into
[04:53] Akito
    the immediate future and to
    help make major decisions.
[04:58] Akito
    As a pair of scissors,
[04:59] Akito
    I may not be a weapon,
    but I do have an edge.
[05:02] Akito
    That meant I was skilled in combat
    and used as a bodyguard.
[05:06] Akito
    And the one who saw the most use...
[05:10] Akito
    was Hifumi, a die that could manipulate fate.
[05:14] Akito
    Since her rolls could result in good luck,
    she served a far more critical role.
[05:21] Akito
    We were honored to see how much
    our master relied on Hifumi,
[05:25] Akito
    and were proud of her for it.
[05:27] (Flashback) Hifumi
    You think I'm more amazing?
    What are you talking about?
[05:31] (Flashback) Hifumi
    Arumi can see the future
    and help avoid danger.
[05:35] (Flashback) Hifumi
    Akito is strong enough to protect people.
[05:38] (Flashback) Hifumi
    It's about who's right for the job,
    and we all serve our purpose well!
[05:42] (Flashback) Hifumi
    You two need more confidence!
[05:45] (Flashback) Arumi
    As long as we're able to make people happy.
[05:55] Akito
    We lived peaceful lives, for a while.
[06:03] Akito
    But then...
[06:11] Akito
    After a while, strange monsters
    began to appear in the village.
[06:16] Akito
    And around the same time,
    Hifumi began to lose her strength.
[06:20] Akito
    Naturally, we had questions.
[06:23] (Flashback) Hifumi
    My die...
[06:25] (Flashback) Hifumi
    It can manipulate fate based on the rolls,
[06:28] (Flashback) Hifumi
    but not always for the better.
[06:33] (Flashback) Hifumi
    Should it roll a one, it brings
    misfortune to whomever rolls it...
[06:37] (Flashback) Hifumi
    And if you continue to roll in spite of that,
[06:41] (Flashback) Hifumi
    the misfortune accumulates into a curse...
[06:43] (Flashback) Hifumi
    One that turns people into monsters.
[06:47] Akito
    Our master had become obsessed
    with Hifumi's powers.
[06:53] Akito
    To ensure he would have only good luck,
    he would hire villagers to roll the die...
[07:00] Akito
    and have them continue
    until they became monsters.
[07:05] Akito
    She tried to stop him, but...
[07:09] (Flashback) Master
    And you don't care what
    becomes of the other two?
[07:15] Akito
    And so she was forced into compliance.
[07:21] Akito
    We told the villagers the truth
    about what was happening.
[07:25] Akito
    We thought we were saving
    them, as well as Hifumi.
[07:31] Akito
    But...
[07:33] Akito
    It didn't work out that way.
[07:36] Akito
    The rage of the villagers showed no mercy
    to the tool that had been used against them.
[07:51] Akito
    Hifumi... All of us...
[07:54] Akito
    All we wanted was to be of use.
[08:07] Akito
    After leaving the village, we served
    several new masters, one after another.
[08:12] Akito
    But every time, they would
    inevitably disappoint us...
[08:16] Akito
    until, after fleeing our fourteenth master,
[08:19] Akito
    we lost all interest in
    serving anyone ever again.
[08:26] Akito
    A tsukumogami without a master
    loses their strength over time.
[08:31] Akito
    As we wandered, we began to
    sense our end approaching.
[09:03] Akito
    It was then...
[09:07] Akito
    that the door opened.
[09:12] (Flashback) Akito
    Where are we?
[09:18] (Flashback) Arumi
    Stop!
[09:24] (Flashback) Akito
    Who's there?!
[09:29] (Flashback) Akito
    We mean no harm! Please, lower your bow!
[09:33] (Flashback) Akito
    We wandered in here,
    following a strange red bowl!
[09:36] (Flashback) Akito
    If we aren't welcome, we will leave!
[09:40] (Flashback) Akito
    Arumi, I don't think he's willing to talk.
[09:43] (Flashback) Arumi
    Right.
[09:46] (Flashback) Arumi
    Three. Four. Half.
[09:50] (Flashback) Arumi
    One. Seven. Half.
[09:52] (Flashback) Arumi
    Two. Five.
[09:54] (Flashback) Yasuki
    Foresight? In that case...
[09:56] (Flashback) Arumi
    He's using fire!
[09:57] (Flashback) Arumi
    Two beats from now, a radius of ten jou!
[09:59] (Flashback) Yasuki
    Piercing Spirit Archery:
[10:01] (Flashback) Yasuki
    Blazing Red Arrow!
[10:10] Yasuki
    They parried it?
[10:11] Akito
    But...
[10:12] Akito
    I don't know if I can do it again.
[10:14] Akito
    What do I do?!
[10:16] (Flashback) Mimane
    Wow! What was that, huh?!
[10:20] (Flashback) Mimane
    So neat! Where are you from?
    What do you want?
[10:23] (Flashback) Mimane
    What are these? Scissors?
[10:24] (Flashback) Mimane
    Tell me about the outside!
[10:29] Sign
    Shared Fate, Shared Dream
[10:42] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Nothing like a tsugumomo with a fine behind.
[10:49] (Flashback) Tanmen
    So, I am the elder of this village,
    Tanmen the bowl tsukumogami.
[10:54] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Everyone calls me Old Bowl.
[10:58] Akito
    A tsukumogami's true form can give away
    a lot about their powers and weaknesses.
[11:03] Akito
    Is he trying to demonstrate
    that he means us no harm?
[11:07] (Flashback) Akito
    It's nice to meet you.
    I'm Akito, a pair of scissors.
[11:10] (Flashback) Arumi
    I'm Arumi, the crystal ball.
[11:14] (Flashback) Tanmen
    I'd like to welcome the two of
    you to Mayoiga, the lost village.
[11:19] (Flashback) Tanmen
    I also apologize for the reception
    our guard, Yasuki, gave you.
[11:23] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Terribly sorry.
[11:25] (Flashback) Tanmen
    There's a limit to the number of
    tsukumogami we can welcome here.
[11:29] (Flashback) Tanmen
    And more than anything, we can't have the
    gods or their hounds finding our village.
[11:36] (Flashback) Akito
    It's all right. But I'd like to
    know more about this place.
[11:42] (Flashback) Akito
    Everyone here is a tsukumogami...
[11:46] (Flashback) Akito
    And I don't sense the presence of any humans.
[11:48] (Flashback) Akito
    We were on the verge of losing all
    strength before arriving here,
[11:53] (Flashback) Akito
    but we're both feeling much better now.
[11:57] (Flashback) Akito
    Where does this power come from?
[11:59] (Flashback) Tanmen
    A long time ago,
[12:01] (Flashback) Tanmen
    there was a house tsukumogami
    that had a grand black front gate.
[12:06] (Flashback) Tanmen
    The terrible treatment our kind
    was receiving wounded his heart,
[12:12] (Flashback) Tanmen
    and he wished that tsukumogami
    could survive without humans.
[12:16] (Flashback) ---
    And thus, he became our
    paradise himself: our Mayoiga.
[12:24] (Flashback) Akito
    This place can support all these
    tsukumogami without any humans?!
[12:26] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Unfortunately, I can't answer
    all your questions yet.
[12:30] (Flashback) Tanmen
    But rest assured, this place
    is a paradise for tsukumogami.
[12:35] (Flashback) Tanmen
    I imagine the two of you have become
    fed up with humans as well, yes?
[12:38] (Flashback) Tanmen
    You're welcome to remain here, as one of us.
[12:44] (Flashback) Akito
    Thank you, sir.
[12:47] Akito
    After we arrived in Mayoiga, it wasn't
    long before we began to fit in.
[12:54] (Flashback) Mimane
    This sucks!
[12:55] Akito
    Mimane, the mirror, was always
    looking for things to amuse her.
[12:59] (Flashback) Mimane
    Huh? And then? Eh?
[12:59] Akito
    When we first arrived, she would buffet us
    with questions from morning to night.
[13:02] (Flashback) Mimane
    What? But why?
[13:03] Akito
    Even Arumi and I grew tired of it.
[13:03] (Flashback) Mimane
    Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[13:06] Akito
    Yasuki the bow was the exact opposite,
[13:09] Akito
    speaking only when necessary.
[13:12] (Flashback) Yasuki
    I apologize for before.
[13:16] (Flashback) Yasuki
    Mimane starts to sulk about wanting to leave
    the village whenever newcomers appear.
[13:21] (Flashback) Akito
    That's why you were shooting at us?
[13:25] Akito
    He made a terrible first impression,
    but it seems he's really just overprotective.
[13:36] (Flashback) Chikage
    Not bad at all!
[13:38] Akito
    Chikage, the spear, is said to be
    the fiercest warrior in Mayoiga.
[13:42] Akito
    Old Bowl trusts her implicitly, and she
    would often organize the other tsukumogami.
[13:42] (Flashback) Chikage
    Up for another round?
[13:44] (Flashback) Akito
    Yes, please.
[13:47] Akito
    With no domineering or greedy
    humans to be found,
[13:51] Akito
    Mayoiga really was a
    paradise for tsukumogami.
[13:55] Akito
    But it had its mysteries, as well.
[14:00] (Flashback) Akito
    A bath like this, inside a house?
[14:04] Akito
    What was the power that
    kept the village going?
[14:07] Akito
    Why did Old Bowl let us in after telling
    us there was a limit to the population?
[14:13] Akito
    And why were they hiding from the gods?
[14:16] Akito
    Even Mimane wouldn't offer any answers.
[14:21] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Fitting in well, son?
[14:25] (Flashback) Akito
    Yes.
[14:26] (Flashback) Tanmen
    That's good to hear.
[14:29] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Out of curiosity, have you known
    that Arumi girl for a while?
[14:34] (Flashback) Akito
    Yes, we're like siblings. We've known each
    other for as long as we can remember.
[14:39] (Flashback) Tanmen
    I see.
[14:41] (Flashback) Tanmen
    A very nice ass on that one.
[14:48] Akito
    A great deal of time then passed.
[14:52] Akito
    We had started to consider the
    village our second birthplace.
[14:58] Akito
    But one day...
[15:00] (Flashback) Villager
    Everyone, come quickly!
[15:02] (Flashback) Villager
    It's Danjurou and Kirihime...
[15:05] (Flashback) Akito
    They've reverted to their original forms?
[15:08] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Lost their spiritual power.
[15:11] (Flashback) Akito
    I thought that couldn't happen here?
[15:14] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Arumi, Akito... I need to
    speak with the two of you.
[15:21] (Flashback) Akito
    Where are we?
[15:23] (Flashback) Tanmen
    The center of Mayoiga.
[15:24] (Flashback) Tanmen
    A hallway that leads to the cornerstone
    everything was built on.
[15:28] (Flashback) Tanmen
    This is the tsukumogami
    of the lost village...
[15:34] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Miurahi-sama.
[15:37] (Flashback) Arumi
    He's mummified?
[15:40] (Flashback) Akito
    How did he end up like this?
[15:44] (Flashback) Tanmen
    It began over a thousand years ago...
[15:48] (Flashback) Tanmen
    There was a volcanic eruption,
    and a resulting catastrophe.
[15:50] (Flashback) Tanmen
    As the people began to starve and suffer,
[15:53] (Flashback) Tanmen
    the tsukumogami that served
    them suffered from abuse...
[15:56] (Flashback) Tanmen
    and many lost their power as a result.
[16:00] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Miurahi-sama regretted this deeply,
    and appealed to the god of this region.
[16:05] (Flashback) Tanmen
    He wished to create a place where
    tsukumogami on the verge of
[16:10] (Flashback) Tanmen
    passing away could rest, if only temporarily.
[16:14] (Flashback) Tanmen
    But his wish fell upon deaf ears.
[16:18] (Flashback) Tanmen
    The god whose duty was to look after
    that area shirked their responsibility.
[16:23] (Flashback) Tanmen
    And as he saw his fellows fall one by one,
[16:26] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Miurahi-sama gathered a chosen
    group of tsukumogami...
[16:34] (Flashback) Tanmen
    and slew the region's god.
[16:36] (Flashback) Akito
    That's why you all fear the gods...
[16:40] (Flashback) Akito
    But why kill one?
[16:42] (Flashback) Tanmen
    For a shard.
[16:43] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Gods who are entrusted with a region to
    oversee carry a shard within themselves.
[16:49] (Flashback) Tanmen
    A fragment of the pillar, Ame-no-Mihashira.
[16:51] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Crystallized malison, capable of dictating
    the nature of existence itself.
[16:57] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Miurahi-sama embedded the
    shard within himself,
[17:01] (Flashback) Tanmen
    obtaining the very power of a god.
[17:03] (Flashback) Tanmen
    But the power was immense,
[17:06] (Flashback) Tanmen
    with even the slightest wavering thought
    growing into a maelstrom, given form.
[17:11] (Flashback) Tanmen
    So Miurahi-sama decided to
    sever his own consciousness,
[17:14] (Flashback) Tanmen
    meditating on the sole purpose of
[17:16] (Flashback) Tanmen
    maintaining Mayoiga,
    until he was mummified.
[17:18] (Flashback) Tanmen
    But that shard is on the verge
    of losing its strength...
[17:23] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Seeing this inevitability,
    Miurahi-sama had us seek out tsukumogami
[17:28] (Flashback) Tanmen
    who have grown tired of the ways of men.
[17:30] (Flashback) Akito
    You mean...
[17:31] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Correct.
[17:32] (Flashback) Tanmen
    In order to obtain another shard,
    we must once again slay a god.
[17:39] Akito
    I see. That definitely isn't the kind of
    thing you tell someone on their first day here.
[17:44] Akito
    Killing a god isn't a simple task.
[17:47] Akito
    Even if it succeeds, it means becoming
    the target of a divine vendetta.
[17:52] Akito
    Now that we know the truth, if we
    refuse, we'll probably be killed.
[17:55] Akito
    Could the two of us escape?
[17:58] Akito
    But that would mean more
    hardship for Arumi...
[18:03] Akito
    I don't want to lose anyone else.
[18:07] Akito
    Never again.
[18:13] (Flashback) Arumi
    I feel the same way, brother.
[18:25] Akito
    As the limit of the shard's power
    drew near, our planning commenced
[18:29] Akito
    with the selection of the god
    who would be the best target.
[18:33] (Flashback) Tanmen
    The god we killed before, Iwanagahime,
[18:36] (Flashback) Tanmen
    had grown weak after using
    her power to cope with a famine.
[18:41] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Regardless, facing her with 108 powerful
    tsukumogami still resulted in a battle
[18:46] (Flashback) Tanmen
    that lasted seven days and nights,
    with over a hundred casualties.
[18:51] (Flashback) Tanmen
    As such, the gods still seek to punish us.
[18:54] (Flashback) Tanmen
    Which means we cannot afford to make
    any moves that will get us noticed.
[18:59] (Flashback) Akito
    Arumi.
[19:00] (Flashback) Arumi
    Right.
[19:09] (Flashback) Arumi
    My power, High Foresight,
[19:11] (Flashback) Arumi
    should be able to show us the path
    that leads to the future we desire.
[19:17] Akito
    Arumi's predictions can
    only be used once a month.
[19:20] Akito
    So, once a month, we had her take a look.
[19:24] Akito
    Every time, the crystal ball
    showed nothing but
[19:27] Akito
    the villagers of Mayoiga,
    with nothing out of the ordinary.
[19:29] Akito
    Which meant that staying the current
    course would be for the best.
[19:34] Akito
    But more villagers lost their
    strength as time passed...
[19:38] (Flashback) Villagers
    Hey, woman! Are these predictions any good?!
[19:43] (Flashback) Villagers
    It's been thirty years now,
    with nothing to show for it!
[19:46] (Flashback) Arumi
    If the results are the same,
    that means we're doing the right thing.
[19:46] Akito
    Some of the tsukumogami demanded
    that we take immediate action.
[19:49] (Flashback) Arumi
    It's not time to act yet...
[19:50] (Flashback) Villagers
    Don't be a fool!
[19:52] Akito
    But not long after that, there was a
    change in the crystal ball's vision...
[19:57] (Flashback) Tanmen
    What is that?
[19:59] Akito
    A black shape was revealed
    within the crystal ball.
[20:02] Akito
    And just as we had seen, we found it
    in a forest among the mountains.
[20:09] (Flashback) Akito
    It'd be dangerous to approach.
[20:11] (Flashback) Chikage
    True enough, but someone's
    decided to scout ahead.
[20:14] (Flashback) Mimane
    Wow, what is this thing?!
[20:16] (Flashback) Yasuki
    Mimane!
[20:22] Akito
    The black shape seemed to attack anyone
    who approached, almost defensively.
[20:27] Akito
    We attacked from every direction,
    and were able to capture it.
[20:30] (Flashback) Mimane
    Blood Mirror!
[20:32] (Flashback) Mimane
    Gotcha!
[20:37] (Flashback) Tanmen
    And this is the lead that
    the fortune led us to?
[20:55] Akito
    The black obi tsukumogami who appeared
    before us said her name was Azami.
[21:01] Akito
    She didn't share much else about herself...
[21:05] Akito
    But the fortune turned out to be true.
[21:08] Akito
    She knew which regional god was at their
    weakest, and how to weaken them further.
[21:13] Akito
    She had the exact information
    our village needed.
[21:19] Akito
    So, with Azami's guidance,
    we headed toward that region.
[21:24] Akito
    That was where we encountered
    another Azami, who was waiting.
[21:29] ---
    She gave us three conditions for her help.
[21:33] ---
    We had to give rise to
[21:34] ---
    supernatural aberrations that would
    drain the regional god's strength,
[21:37] ---
    continue doing so until Azami said to stop...
[21:41] ---
    and stay away from the malison exorcists.
[21:45] ---
    We agreed to her conditions,
    and have been acting as she requested.
[21:49] (Flashback) Akito
    We can't afford to lose Azami's help yet.
[21:53] (Flashback) Akito
    Keep that in mind.
[21:56] (Flashback) Mimane
    Fine.
[22:17] Kiriha
    Hey! Sorry for the wait.
[22:20] Kazuya
    It's okay.
[22:21] Kazuya
    But that new game hasn't been installed yet.
[22:24] Kiriha
    Say what?!
[22:26] Kiriha
    Why in the—
[24:00] (Flashback) Arumi
    I can't believe Mayoiga
    even has a hot spring.
[24:04] (Flashback) Mimane
    Impressive, huh?
[24:15] (Flashback) Mimane
    Hey, hey! What exactly is
    your relationship with Akito?
[24:20] (Flashback) Arumi
    We're sworn siblings who were
    born in the same storehouse.
[24:24] (Flashback) Mimane
    Sworn siblings? What is that?
    So you're not lovers?
[24:28] (Flashback) Arumi
    Lovers?! He and I would never...
[24:31] (Flashback) Mimane
    Huh? But why not?
[24:35] (Flashback) Mimane
    These are huge!
[24:37] (Flashback) Mimane
    And he never does this?
[24:39] (Flashback) Arumi
    He does not!
[24:40] (Flashback) Mimane
    Why not? They're so big!
[24:42] (Flashback) Arumi
    I don't know!
[24:43] (Flashback) Mimane
    Hey, you're different here, too!
    Let me see, come on!
[24:47] (Flashback) Arumi
    Wha... S-Stop!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:51] Kazuya
    A fighting game amasogi has
    appeared at the arcade?!
[24:54] Kazuya
    And an even more terrifying
    threat awaits us at school!
[24:58] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
SIGN    Versus! The Romantic Quiz Board Game
[25:00] ---
    Chapter 7: "Versus! The Romantic Quiz Board Game."
[25:02] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by: Coolkyousinnjya

Season 2

E7 - Versus

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[00:05] Kiriha
    What is this place?!
[00:07] MC
    Ladies and gentlemen!
[00:10] MC
    Welcome to the combat
    paradise of Ironman Fist!
[00:15] Akito
    This bizarre, arbitrary turn of events...
[00:17] Akito
    It has to be an amasogi.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Versus
[01:58] Mimane
    You suck at this, Akito!
[02:00] Akito
    You didn't catch anything yourself.
[02:02] Akito
    Haven't you had enough fun?
[02:04] Mimane
    Nope! You said you'd take
    me out for the whole day!
[02:08] Mimane
    And you've gotta actually entertain me!
[02:10] Akito
    Okay, fine...
[02:12] Game
    Ironman Fist*!
[02:15] Mimane
    I wanna play you in that!
[02:20] Kazuya
    Wh-What the?!
[02:22] Mimane
    Hey, it's that guy! Kagami Kazuya!
[02:27] Kazuya
    Could you get down?
[02:28] Akito
    The malison exorcist and his tsugumomo!
[02:29] Kiriha
    Is this a friend of yours?
[02:31] Akito
    I've been able to keep an eye on*
    them by pretending to be a student,
[02:35] Akito
    but I didn't expect to run into him here...
[02:38] Mimane
    Kiriha's here, too!
[02:40] Kiriha
    Have we met?
[02:42] Akito
    Try and bluff through this, Mimane!
[02:44] Mimane
    Let's see...
[02:46] Mimane
    I'm Miyou Mimane! I go to
    the same school as you guys!
[02:51] Kiriha
    You look more like an
    elementary school student.
[02:53] Akito
    W-Well, that should work,
    but we need to get out of here...
[02:56] Mimane
    Akito!
[02:56] Mimane
    Let's play with Kazuya!
[02:59] Akito
    That idiot!
[03:00] Kazuya
    Hey, Ashimine-kun!
    It's me, Kagami, from class.
[03:04] Kazuya
    Didn't expect to see you here.
[03:05] Mimane
    Hup!
[03:06] Kazuya
    Would you like to play, too?
[03:08] Akito
    Uh, no, that's...
[03:10] Mimane
    Come on, Akito!
[03:11] Akito
    Mimane, no...
[03:15] Akito
    Azami?
[03:17] Akito
    Is she upset that we've made contact
    with the malison exorcist?!
[03:23] Kiriha
    It's reacting...
[03:34] Akito
    Azami must've radiated enough
    malison to create an amasogi.
[03:37] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san, do you think...
[03:39] Kiriha
    Yes, it's definitely an amasogi.
[03:42] Kazuya
    We'd better deal with it fast, then.
[03:44] Kiriha
    Easier said than done. We don't know
    anything about the amasogi's true form,
[03:48] Kiriha
    its master, or the wish...
[03:54] Hiroki
    Welcome to the world of Ironman Fist!
SIGN    The Amasogi's True Form
[03:57] Hiroki
    And I'm the tournament's organizer,
    Hirohashi Hiroki, age 33!
SIGN    Its Master
[04:02] Hiroki
    And I just wanna play video games!
SIGN    His Wish
[04:06] Trio
    That's simple enough.
[04:07] Hiroki
    Time for a red-hot clash between
    rugged competitors of wrought metal!
[04:10] Hiroki
    Let the Ironman Fist tournament begin!
[04:15] Kiriha
    In essence, we're inside a fighting game.
[04:18] Kiriha
    So we'll need to win a 4-on-4 team battle
[04:20] Kiriha
    and have that Hirohashi fellow
    destroy the game's cabinet.
[04:25] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[04:27] Kiriha
    You can enjoy the show from there.
    I'll handle all three foes.
[04:31] Akito
    For now, we should cooperate with
    them so we can escape this place.
[04:36] MC
    Our opening match is
    Kiriha of Team Exorcist...
SIGN    Kiriha
[04:39] MC
    versus Daruman of Team Kamioka Empire!
SIGN    Daruman
[04:44] ---
    Fight!
[04:46] Kiriha
    I see no point in wasting
    time on this nonsense!
[04:49] Kiriha
    Spiral Weave!
[04:53] Kiriha
    Why can't I weave a spiral?!
[04:56] Kazuya
    I get it! Spiral Weave is a finishing move,
[04:59] Kazuya
    so you can't use it without
    building up the meter first!
[05:02] Kiriha
    What?! The fighting game
    logic goes that far?!
[05:07] Kiriha
    Ow!
[05:09] Kiriha
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[05:11] Kiriha
    I can't move! What is this,
    one of those infinite combos?!
[05:14] Kazuya
    No, Kiriha-san!
[05:15] Kazuya
    It's a low attack, so you can't
    block it if you're standing!
[05:19] Kiriha
    So annoying...
SIGN    Middle Kick
[05:27] ---
    K.O.!
[05:29] MC
    Daruman wins!
[05:31] ---
    Perfect!
[05:33] Mimane
    That was weak, Kiriha!
[05:35] Kazuya
    Are you okay, Kiriha-san?
[05:36] MC
    And now comes the penalty for the loser!
[05:39] ---
    Penalty?
[05:42] MC
    It's a bikini and cat ears!
[05:45] Akito
    Her costume was changed?
[05:47] Kazuya
    I get it! If you lose, the other
    player gets to edit your costume!
[05:51] Kiriha
    This is so aggravating...
[05:53] Kazuya
    Wait, you're embarrassed, Kiriha-san?
[05:56] Kazuya
    That's a shock.
[05:57] Kiriha
    Do you think I'm some sort of exhibitionist?
[06:02] Kiriha
    It's not the same as
    being on display for you.
[06:04] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san...
[06:06] MC
    Now, it's time for the next
    fighter to come on down!
[06:10] Akito
    I'll go.
[06:11] Kazuya
    Ashimine-kun?
[06:12] Mimane
    Wait, what about me?!
[06:13] Akito
    It'll be okay. I'm somewhat
    familiar with this game.
[06:15] MC
    Daruman versus Team Exorcist's
    second man, Ashimine Akito!
SIGN    Daruman
SIGN    Ashimine Akito
[06:21] ---
    Fight!
[06:27] Kazuya
    He's blocking everything!
[06:28] Mimane
    Yeah, he's way better than Kiriha!
[06:30] Kiriha
    Hush up.
[06:32] Akito
    I can't risk exposing my identity.
[06:35] Akito
    But if this is all he can do...
[06:38] Akito
    I can win barehanded!
[06:41] ---
    K.O.!
[06:42] MC
    The winner is Ashimine Akito!
[06:44] MC
    Now, what penalty costume awaits our loser—
[06:47] Akito
    None.
[06:49] MC
    Next up for Kamioka Empire is Kenshiro!
SIGN    Kenshiro
SIGN    Ashimine Akito
[06:54] Kazuya
    Swords?!
[06:55] Kiriha
    That's cheating!
[06:57] MC
    Not at all! Weapons are
    legal in this tournament!
[07:01] ---
    Fight!
[07:04] Kazuya
    He's standing his ground?! That's crazy!
[07:06] Akito
    This is still a video game. It's not hard
    to predict the paths of these swords.
[07:10] Akito
    At the moment of impact,
    I change my hands into scissors...
[07:13] Akito
    and defend.
[07:14] Akito
    This way, they won't notice.
[07:19] Akito
    Time to put this meter to use!
[07:24] ---
    Unarmed Counter!
SIGN    Unarmed Counter
[07:26] Kazuya
    He won!
[07:27] Mimane
    Nice, Akito!
[07:28] Kiriha
    No, not quite!
[07:33] ---
    Draw!
[07:35] MC
    We've got a double K.O.!
[07:37] MC
    And that means both teams get a penalty!
[07:43] MC
    An eccentric choice!
[07:47] ---
    Amazing!
[07:48] MC
    And highly rated to boot!
[07:50] Akito
    But I'm the one who lost.
[07:52] Kenshiro
    The costume is chosen at
    the winner's discretion.
[07:54] Kenshiro
    Go ahead and pick something.
[07:55] Akito
    I already said don't want to!
[07:57] MC
    On to our next match! Both teams are
    fielding their penultimate fighters,
SIGN    Qigong Master
    Namikawa
[08:00] MC
    with Qigong Master Namikawa
    representing Kamioka Empire!
[08:02] MC
    His opponent...
SIGN    Little Fighting Girl
    Miyou Mimane
[08:04] Mimane
    Right here! It's finally my turn!
[08:06] Akito
    Listen. Don't use your powers.
[08:09] Akito
    They'll figure out your identity.
[08:10] Mimane
    Got it! You can count on me!
SIGN    Qigong Master
    Namikawa
SIGN    Little Fighting Girl
    Miyou Mimane
[08:12] MC
    Miyou Mimane!
[08:15] ---
    Fight!
[08:17] Namikawa
    Qi Blast!
[08:21] Mimane
    Blood Mirror!
[08:25] Mimane
    Attack Symmetry!
SIGN    Blood Mirror: Attack Symmetry
[08:31] Kiriha
    What was that move?!
[08:32] MC
    Winner: Mimane!
[08:34] Kazuya
    What's with the mirror?
[08:36] Kiriha
    It's nothing a normal human could use.
[08:38] Akito
    Mimane!
[08:42] Hiroki
    I didn't think my turn would actually come...
[08:46] Hiroki
    Fascinating!
[08:49] MC
    It's him! The captain of Kamioka
    Empire, Almighty Hiroki!
SIGN    Almighty Hiroki
[08:54] MC
    Versus the Little Fighting
    Girl, Miyou Mimane!
SIGN    Little Fighting Girl
    Miyou Mimane
[08:58] ---
    Fight!
[08:59] Mimane
    Okay!
[09:02] MC
    Look at that speed!
[09:04] MC
    What can Hiroki do?!
[09:13] Kiriha
    He can hit her from that distance?!
[09:16] Hiroki
    Squirm all you want!
    I can still nail you with this!
SIGN    Extendable Limbs
[09:20] ---
    K.O.!
[09:21] MC
    The winner is Almighty Hiroki!
[09:24] MC
    What penalty costume is coming up next?
[09:27] MC
    Naked with an apron!
[09:30] Kazuya
    If weapons are allowed...
[09:32] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[09:33] Kiriha
    Of course!
[09:35] Kazuya
    Get equipped with: Tsukumogami!
SIGN    Almighty Hiroki
SIGN    Kagami Kazuya
[09:37] MC
    It's the head of Team
    Exorcist, Kagami Kazuya!
[09:40] MC
    This match will decide everything!
[09:42] ---
    Fight!
[09:43] Hiroki
    Time to show you exactly
    why I'm called "Almighty"!
[09:47] {Sign also says}
    Mode Change: Grappler!
SIGN    Mode Change: Grappler!!!
[09:49] MC
    There it is! His specialty, mode changing!
[09:52] Kiriha
    Avoid getting grabbed. Keep your distance!
[09:54] Kazuya
    Right!
[09:55] Hiroki
    You're not getting away!
[09:56] Hiroki
    Vacuum!
[09:58] MC
    And Hiroki tries to pull his opponent in!
    He's dead-set on grappling!
[10:04] Kazuya
    Woven Legs!
[10:08] Akito
    He's fast!
[10:10] Hiroki
    I can see why you went last. In that case...
[10:13] ---
    Mode Change:
[10:15] ---
    Flame!
[10:18] Kazuya
    Obi Jab!
[10:20] Hiroki
    Fireball!
[10:25] Kiriha
    Here he comes!
[10:27] MC
    Folks, this combo is as heavy as it is hot!
[10:30] Akito
    I guess this is it...
[10:36] Kazuya
    Fan Weave!
[10:39] MC
    M-My flames!
[10:42] Kazuya
    Power Obi:
[10:44] Kazuya
    Hundred Flowers!
SIGN    Power Obi: Hundred Flowers
[10:48] ---
    K.O.!
[10:49] MC
    Winner: Kazuya!
[10:52] Mimane
    All right!
[10:54] Akito
    He's strong. Even stronger than I expected.
[11:09] Kiriha
    We're back, then.
[11:11] Kazuya
    Looks like the amasogi's master destroyed it.
[11:13] Kazuya
    That takes care of everything.
[11:15] Kiriha
    I'm cold after wearing next to nothing.
    Need to use the lavatory.
[11:19] Hiroki
    Thank you, Kazuya!
[11:21] Hiroki
    Fighting you made me realize something.
[11:23] Hiroki
    I was really hungry for a
    real pulse-pounding fight!
[11:27] Kazuya
    S-Sure...
[11:28] Hiroki
    All right, I'm gonna take tomorrow
    off work and travel!
[11:32] Akito
    Uh, shouldn't a 33-year-old get back to work?
[11:36] Akito
    Azami!
[11:37] Akito
    She really is mad!
[11:40] Akito
    Mimane, Azami's in a bad mood! We need
    to get away from Kazuya and Kiriha, fast!
[11:45] Mimane
    I get you.
[11:46] Mimane
    Kazuya!
[11:49] Mimane
    Smooch!
[11:51] Akito
    Why?!
[11:52] Mimane
    That was "Mimane, go and kiss Kazuya," right?
[11:55] Akito
    No!
[12:07] Kazuya
    Are you okay?
[12:11] Kazuya
    Here, you can wipe your face with this.
[12:17] Akito
    Azami calmed down in a flash...
[12:20] Kiriha
    Kazuya!
[12:21] Kiriha
    What was that noise?
[12:23] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san.
[12:24] Kazuya
    The ceiling suddenly collapsed in.
[12:26] Kazuya
    And this girl was...
[12:28] Kazuya
    Huh?
[12:30] Kiriha
    No matter, then.
[12:31] Kiriha
    More importantly, Mimane...
[12:34] Kiriha
    You're a mirror tsugumomo, aren't you?
[12:36] Mimane
    Yup!
[12:37] Sign/Akito
    Idiot!
SIGN    Idiot
[12:41] Kiriha
    Quite the handy power you
    have there. Let's be friends!
[12:45] Mimane
    Sure!
[12:46] Kazuya
    Does that mean you're her
    partner, Ashimine-kun?
[12:49] Akito
    Th-That's right.
[12:51] Akito
    This has only gotten more complicated...
SIGN    The Romantic Quiz Board Game
[12:57] Yasuki
    Mimane's identity has been exposed.
[12:59] Yasuki
    You need to be more cautious, Akito.
[13:02] Akito
    I'm sorry.
[13:03] Mimane
    Seriously, get it together!
[13:05] Akito
    And whose fault was it?!
[13:06] Akito
    Regardless, we can't risk them
    finding out anything else.
[13:10] Akito
    Better to avoid them as much as possible.
[13:15] Akito
    Yet here we are!
[13:18] Kiriha
    You got caught up in this one, too?
    Your luck seems terrible.
[13:22] Akito
    Tell me about it!
[13:24] Akito
    A different amasogi caught me...
[13:26] Kiriha
    Who's the girl?
[13:28] Akito
    O-Oh, this is my sister.
[13:30] Arumi
    I'm Ashimine Arumi.
[13:37] Banner sign
    Romantic Quiz Board Game
[13:37] Wakana
    Welcome, everyone!
SIGN    Wakisaka Wakana
[13:39] Wakana
    You've been invited to this game
    as a pair of nice-looking couples!
[13:44] Kazuya
    What game?
[13:46] Wakana
    I call it the Romantic Quiz Board Game!
[13:48] Sign
    Romantic Quiz Board Game
[13:50] Wakana
    You make progress based
    on your rolls of the dice,
[13:52] Wakana
    receiving questions depending on the space.
[13:54] Wakana
    Each couple will have to work
    together and aim for the goal!
[13:57] Arumi
    Couples?
[13:58] Kiriha
    Free us right now!
[14:00] Wakana
    Not happening!
[14:02] Wakana
    The only way to free everyone
    is to win the game!
[14:06] Kazuya
    Wait, are these all couples from school?!
[14:09] Kiriha
    I will not humor this prattle!
[14:12] Kazuya
    Watch out, Kiriha-san!
[14:14] Wakana
    Nice try.
[14:16] Wakana
    But you can only move forward
    by rolling the dice.
[14:20] Wakana
    I'll be waiting at the goal, everyone!
[14:24] ---
    One other thing:
[14:26] ---
    the first couple to reach the goal will
    earn the right to ask the other pair
[14:29] ---
    one question that must be answered!
[14:31] ---
    I'm sure you're curious about how
    things are in their relationship!
[14:34] ---
    Good luck, now!
[14:37] Kiriha
    Quite the little voyeur, isn't she?
[14:39] Kiriha
    You two can wait here. We'll head
    to the goal and destroy the amasogi.
[14:44] Akito
    No, we'd like to help.
[14:46] Akito
    Working together will improve
    our odds of getting out of this.
[14:48] Kazuya
    Thanks, Ashimine-kun!
[14:51] Akito
    This "reward question" is a concern.
[14:53] Akito
    I need to make sure we win this, to keep
    our identities and the plan a secret.
[14:58] Kazuya
    There!
[15:00] Kazuya
    We both rolled two.
[15:03] Akito
    Next should be the question.
[15:05] Kazuya
    I wonder what it'll be about.
[15:07] Wakana/Sign
    Question:
[15:08] Wakana/Sign
    Question:
[15:09] Wakana/Sign
    How many times have you had intercourse?
[15:10] Wakana/Sign
    How many times
    have you had intercourse?
[15:12] Kazuya
    This quiz is sexual harassment!
[15:14] Kazuya
    What about in dreams?
[15:15] Kiriha
    I doubt that counts.
[15:16] Akito
    We haven't, right?
[15:17] Arumi
    No...
[15:19] Both
    Zero times!
[15:21] Wakana
    Correct!
[15:22] Akito
    I guess the questions will
    be about our relationships.
[15:25] Akito
    I doubt the two of us, who've
    been together for centuries,
[15:27] Akito
    would lose to a team that's
    only formed recently.
[15:32] Kiriha
    Seems we'll be operating
    separately from here on.
[15:34] Kiriha
    Good luck to you.
[15:36] Akito
    Yeah. You, too.
[15:38] Akito
    Okay, we're out in front now.
[15:40] Akito
    Let's make sure it stays that way.
[15:42] Arumi
    Right.
[15:42] Sign
    Question:
[15:43] Wakana
    Here's a question for the man.
[15:45] Sign/Wakana
    Tell us your partner's most sensitive spot!
[15:45] Sign/Wakana
    Tell us your partner's
    most sensitive spot!
[15:46] Sign/Wakana
    Tell us your partner's
    most sensitive spot!
[15:49] Akito
    What kind of question is that?!
[15:51] Arumi
    B-Brother, maybe we should forf—
[15:53] Akito
    Wait!
[15:54] Akito
    We can't afford to let them win.
[15:58] Akito
    Come to think of it...
[15:59] (Flashback) Mimane
    Y'know, if you go like this to Arumi in the bath,
[16:02] (Flashback) Mimane
    she starts yelping happily!
[16:04] Akito
    That must be it!
[16:07] Akito
    The answer is her chest!
[16:10] Wakana
    Specifically?
[16:11] Aktio
    S-Specifically...?
[16:12] Aktio
    Her n-nipples!
[16:15] Wakana
    Wrong! The answer is her c—
[16:17] Arumi
    No!
[16:22] Akito
    How long was I unconscious?!
[16:24] Akito
    Is this the penalty for
    getting a wrong answer?
[16:26] Arumi
    N-No...
[16:27] Arumi
    You were asleep for about five minutes.
[16:29] Sign
    Wrong Answer
[16:29] Arumi
    The penalty was being sent back to the start.
[16:34] Arumi
    That and... my scarf.
[16:36] Arumi
    It seems the game continues
    until the girl is stripped nude.
[16:39] Akito
    So one article of clothing
    for each wrong answer...
SIGN    Scarf
SIGN    Bra
SIGN    Shirt
[16:42] Akito
    That means we can afford six more mistakes.
SIGN    Shorts
SIGN    Uniform
SIGN    Stockings
SIGN    Slippers
[16:47] Akito
    Kazuya and Kiriha might be moving
    ahead while we're here.
[16:50] Akito
    Let's get a move on!
[16:51] Arumi
    Okay.
[16:52] Sign/Wakana
    How many times have you kissed?
[16:52] Sign/Wakana
    How many times have you kissed?
[16:53] Both
    Zero!
[16:54] Sign/Wakana
    Correct!
[16:55] Sign/Wakana
    Correct!
[16:55] Sign/Wakana
    A question for the girl!
    Where is your partner most sensitive?
[16:56] Sign/Wakana
    A question for the girl!
    Where is your partner most sensitive?
[16:59] Arumi
    B-Bellybutton!
[17:01] Wakana
    The correct answer is the fre—
[17:02] Akito
    Nope!
[17:03] Sign/Wakana
    How many times do you
    do it by yourself in a week?
[17:03] Sign/Wakana
    How many times do you do
    it by yourself in a week?
[17:05] Arumi
    I don't!
[17:07] Wakana
    The correct answer is—
[17:07] Arumi
    I don't!
[17:16] Kiriha
    You've certainly missed a few.
[17:18] Akito
    She's only missing her scarf...
[17:20] Akito
    You only got one question wrong?
[17:22] Kazuya
    The questions weren't that hard.
[17:24] Kiriha
    A bit disappointing, really.
[17:26] Akito
    I underestimated them...
[17:28] Wakana
    I'm glad to see you've all made it here!
[17:31] Wakana
    Now, it's time for the final question!
[17:34] Wakana
    Either of you can answer this one.
[17:37] Wakana
    Who has he loved the most in his life?
[17:42] Wakana
    Now, ladies, I'm sure you
    thought, "It's obviously me!"
[17:46] Wakana
    Non, non, non!
[17:48] Wakana
    To be frank, guys just want
    an outlet for their urges!
[17:52] Wakana
    They might not actually date the
    girl they're most interested in!
[17:55] Wakana
    An honest answer might send your girl into
    a frenzy that'd lead to an instant split!
[18:01] Wakana
    And that means no crossing the goal!
[18:03] Wakana
    After all, to win, you need
    to reach the goal as a couple.
[18:07] Wakana
    And no couples have made it
    past this final hurdle so far!
[18:10] Wakana
    Now, let's hear those answers!
[18:13] Kiriha
    Ridiculous.
[18:14] Kiriha
    The answer is obviously Kiriha!
[18:16] Kiriha
    Why the hell not?!
[18:19] Wakana
    Nice try! Back to the start you go.
[18:21] Kiriha
    But what's the right answer?!
[18:24] Wakana
    Now, then...
[18:25] Wakana
    It's your turn.
[18:28] Akito
    Who is the girl I love the most?
[18:32] Akito
    I've never paid much mind to
    love or romance, honestly.
[18:36] Akito
    I wouldn't know where to begin...
[18:39] Wakana
    Better answer quickly,
    or you'll be counted out!
[18:42] Arumi
    Brother, do you not know?
[18:46] Akito
    I hate to admit it, but I don't have a clue.
[18:49] Arumi
    Can I answer, then?
[18:53] Akito
    Do you know who it is?!
[18:57] Arumi
    Yes.
[19:00] Kiriha
    Why, you little—
[19:03] Kiriha
    We're back in the school.
[19:05] Kiriha
    Akito and Arumi must've won.
[19:07] Akito
    Hey, you two.
[19:08] Kiriha
    Well, how'd it go?
[19:11] Akito
    Wakisaka Wakana willingly destroyed the
    amasogi as our reward for finishing the game.
[19:17] Akito
    She was upset about being dumped,
[19:20] Akito
    and gave rise to the board game amasogi
    in order to break couples up.
[19:24] Kiirha
    Dealing with the aberration
    without incurring an atonement...
[19:28] Kiirha
    Kazuya?
[19:29] Kazuya
    Yeah.
[19:30] Kazuya
    Ashimine-kun, we actually started a club to
    deal with supernatural trouble like this.
[19:36] Kazuya
    Would you be willing to join and help us out?
[19:41] Akito
    I can't go around helping solve these cases!
[19:45] Akito
    S-Sorry, but I don't think I can...
[19:48] Kiriha
    Come to think of it, Mimane was
    telling me all about you...
[19:53] Kiriha
    It's on the tip of my tongue.
    Something about the bath?
[19:56] (Flashback) Mimane
    Hey, let me see it!
[19:58] (Flashback) Akito
    Cut it out!
[19:59] Akito
    Damn it, Mimane!
[20:02] Akito
    All right. I'll help.
[20:05] Arumi
    Brother?!
[20:06] Kiriha
    Good boy.
[20:06] Kazuya
    Thanks a bunch, Ashimine-kun!
[20:09] Akito
    That being the case... I've joined
    the troubleshooters' office.
[21:47] Kukuri
    What? You mean ta tell me ya
    ain't Kazuya's number one gal?!
[21:51] Kiriha
    It seems so!
[21:52] Kiriha
    Most likely a case of him failing to see
    my charms due to the close proximity.
[21:58] Kiriha
    What are you squirming for?
[22:00] Kukuri
    Just wonderin' if I got a nice
    nightgown I could wear tonight...
[22:02] Kiriha
    Going straight for the kill, eh?!
[22:03] Kasumi
    Time to break out that pair of underwear...
[22:05] Kiriha
    The pervert sister!
[22:06] Kokuyou
    If that is what Kazuya desires,
    then I suppose I must.
[22:09] Kiriha
    Et tu, Kokuyou?!
[22:10] Kiriha
    How do you all have the nerve
    to assume you're number one?!
[22:13] Kokuyou
    Why don't we simply ask him, then?
[22:15] Kazuya
    Stop it!
[22:17] Kazuya
    Let me go!
[22:17] Kukuri
    We're gettin' an answer whether
    you like it or not, Kazuyan!
[22:20] Kukuri
    Sensei!
[22:21] Bakura
    Hello there!
[22:23] Bakura
    It's the dream expert, Bakura-chan!
[22:25] ---
    And here's #55 from my pillow collection:
    "Getting Lovey-Dovey With You-Know-Who"!
[22:31] Kiriha
    Time for lights out!
[22:33] Sign
    Z
    z
    z
    .
    .
    .
[22:33] Kazuya
    Zzz...
[22:40] Bakura
    The object of Kazuya-san's
    affections should be up ahead.
[22:47] Kukuri
    There she is!
[22:48] Kiriha
    Let's see just who the thieving hussy is!
[22:54] Kukuri
    Who the...
[22:55] Kiriha
    That's Kazuya after he turned
    into a girl in a dream.
[22:59] Bakura
    I suppose a female version of himself
    would be the ideal partner
[23:02] Bakura
    he could truly share everything with.
[23:05] Bakura
    It seems Kazuya-san's become
    fixated on the idea ever since
[23:09] Bakura
    becoming a girl during
    his dream the other day.
[23:14] Kiriha
    Let's head back.
[23:14] Kukuri
    Yup.
[23:15] Kokuyou
    Right.
[23:16] Kasumi
    Good idea.
[23:16] Bakura
    Sure thing.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:21] Kazuya
    With new members in the
    troubleshooters' office,
[23:23] Kazuya
    we're ready for any supernatural trouble!
[23:24] Kazuya
    Or so we thought, but then a group of
    mysterious tsukumogami appear in town!
[23:28] Kazuya
    And they're trying to
    attack the regional god?!
[23:30] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 8: "New Club Members."
SIGN    New Club Members
[23:33] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by Amahara

Season 2

E8 - New Club Members

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[00:09] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Please be my friend.
[00:18] (Flashback) Kanaka
    Hey!
[00:20] (Flashback) Kiriha
    He's made another amasogi?
[00:22] (Flashback) Kanaka
    And I keep telling him not to.
[00:25] (Flashback) Kanaka
    Come on, you created it,
    so you have to send it back.
[00:28] (Flashback) Kazuya
    O-Okay...
[00:33] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Bye-bye, Mr. Eraser.
[00:37] (Flashback) Kanaka
    That's it! Good boy!
[00:41] Kazuya
    These are... my memories.
[00:52] Kazuya
    That's right. Mom was a malison exorcist.
[00:55] Kazuya
    A really strong one.
[00:57] Kazuya
    I wonder why she died.
[01:00] Kazuya
    Actually... I had forgotten everything
    about her, not just how she died.
[01:06] Kanaka
    Because that's the point of the seal.
[01:09] Kazuya
    Seal?
[01:10] Kanaka
    Yes. It's almost gone, though.
[01:13] Kazuya
    But why?
[01:16] Kazuya
    Wait... Aren't you the exorcist
    who came before me?
[01:20] Kazuya
    But the exorcist before me was Mom... so...
[01:22] Kazuya
    Huh?
[01:26] Kanaka
    You need to get ready, Kazuya.
[01:30] Kanaka
    It won't be long now.
    I'm looking forward to it.
[01:33] Kazuya
    Hey, wait!
[01:41] Kazuya
    What won't be long?
[01:55] Kiriha
    Bring more pudding...
SIGN    Malison Crossing.
SIGN    The ability to travel through malison,
SIGN    with the destination being limited to the location of the other Azami.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    Chapter 8
SIGN    New Club Members
SIGN    "New Club Members."
[03:49] Akito
    That being the case,
[03:51] Akito
    Mimane and I are going to be working
    with the troubleshooters' office.
[03:55] Akito
    I realize you don't like the idea of
    us getting near the exorcist, Azami...
[04:00] Akito
    But there's something to be gained in knowing
[04:03] Akito
    how they'll react to our
    plans going forward, too.
[04:05] Akito
    So, will you allow us do this?
[04:10] Akito
    Azami?
[04:11] Mimane
    Hey, answer already!
[04:30] Azami
    Wh-What do you want?! If you
    need something, out with it.
[04:33] Akito
    R-Right...
[04:35] Akito
    I was asking about us joining
    the troubleshooters' office.
[04:37] Azami
    Fine. Do as you will.
[04:40] Azami
    But no harm is to come to the exorcist.
[04:42] Yasuki
    If Azami doesn't mind,
    then I suppose it's fine.
[04:45] Mimane
    Yay!
[04:46] Yasuki
    But that group's advisor is
    the goddess of this region.
[04:51] Yasuki
    And our goal is to take her shard.
[04:55] Yasuki
    I'm not sure how smart
    it is to get close to her.
[04:59] Akito
    There are risks, but there are also benefits.
[05:01] Akito
    We'll have to fight the
    exorcist eventually,
[05:03] Akito
    and this will let us learn
    about his abilities.
[05:07] Akito
    Not only that, but we'll be around when they
[05:10] Akito
    get rid of the aberrations that we caused.
[05:12] Akito
    Which means we might be able to hinder them.
[05:15] Mimane
    You worry too much, Yasuki!
[05:19] Yasuki
    Fine. Just be sure to keep an eye out...
[05:23] Yasuki
    for Mimane.
[05:24] Akito
    Of course.
[05:25] Mimane
    Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
[05:27] Akito
    Let's head to the club room, Mimane.
[05:29] Mimane
    Seriously, what's the deal?!
[05:42] Azami
    The situation...
[05:43] Azami
    ...hasn't changed.
[05:45] Azami
    The disruptions in malison are
    starting to weaken the goddess.
[05:49] Azami
    And on your end?
[05:52] Azami
    Still asleep.
[05:54] Azami
    I see.
[05:55] Azami
    Wait.
[05:57] Azami
    I will.
[06:06] Sign
    Troubleshooters'
    Office
[06:09] Mimane
    I'm Miyou Mimane, a mirror tsugumomo!
[06:11] Akito
    And I'm her partner, Ashimine Akito.
[06:15] Chisato
    You had a tsugumomo, Ashimine-kun?
[06:18] Shirou
    You have a sister, don't you?
[06:21] Akito
    Y-Yes.
[06:22] Shirou
    With big boo—
[06:25] Kiriha
    The two of them will take point when
    dealing with amasogi, like Kazuya and me.
[06:31] Akito
    But we're not suited for combat.
    I don't know if you should expect much.
[06:36] Kiriha
    There's actually an aberration
    to deal with right now.
[06:40] Kiriha
    So why don't we see what you two can do?
[06:48] Akito
    What is this thing?
[06:50] Kazuya
    A sea urchin?
[06:51] Shirou
    What's that stinky fruit called?
[06:52] Osamu
    Do you mean durians?
[06:54] Akito
    Did you do this, Mimane?
[06:55] Mimane
    Wasn't me!
[06:57] Akito
    It must be naturally occurring, then.
[06:59] Osamu
    I think this amasogi may have been created
    out of a desire to withdraw from society.
[07:04] Akito
    Then the master is inside it?
[07:06] Kiriha
    Doesn't seem any amount of
    convincing will work in this case.
[07:09] Kiriha
    Why don't you try and take care of it?
[07:12] Mimane
    Hey, I have a good idea!
[07:17] Mimane
    First, I get your whole body
    reflected in the Blood Mirror...
[07:21] Mimane
    Then I can borrow your appearance and powers!
[07:23] ---
    Uh-huh...
[07:25] ---
    Blood Mirror: Silhouette!
[07:28] Blood Mirror
    It's Obina Kiriha!
[07:31] Kiriha
    You really are a mirror!
[07:32] Kiriha
    As beautiful as the real deal!
[07:34] Mimane
    Not just looks, either!
[07:36] Mimane
    Here we go, Akito!
[07:39] Akito
    I see.
[07:40] Akito
    In that case... Obi Jab!
[07:43] Akito
    Ashimine-kun can use obi techniques?
[07:45] Kiriha
    He must've learned it from
    the battle in the arcade.
[07:50] Osamu
    It doesn't seem effective, though.
[07:53] Kiriha
    Very well, we'll teach you a few more.
[07:56] Akito
    Spear Weave!
[07:58] Akito
    Spiral Weave!
[08:00] Akito
    Sledgehammer Weave!
[08:06] Mimane
    Akito, it's not working!
[08:09] Kiriha
    Awfully durable, isn't it?
[08:11] Kazuya
    They must really not want to go outside.
[08:15] Shirou
    This calls for boobs.
[08:17] Chisato
    Was I not hitting you hard enough?
[08:20] Shirou
    No, you've got it all wrong!
[08:21] Shirou
    I mean like Ama-no-Iwato! The myth!
[08:24] Shirou
    Ama-no-Uzume did a naked
    dance in front of the cave,
[08:27] Shirou
    and then the goddess Amaterasu came out!
[08:29] Shirou
    Which means she was lured out with boobs!
[08:34] Mimane
    Got it! Here!
[08:36] Kiriha
    Don't use my body for this!
[08:40] Osamu
    No response, it seems.
[08:42] Shirou
    I guess Kiriha-san doesn't have enough volume.
[08:47] Mimane
    I know!
[08:48] Mimane
    Wait a sec!
[08:49] Kiriha
    Hey! Put some clothes on!
[08:53] Mimane
    I'm back!
[08:54] ---
    Blood Mirror: Silhouette!
[08:58] ---
    Ashimine Arumi!
[09:01] Shirou
    Now these are some honkers!
[09:02] Arumi
    Mimane!
[09:04] Mimane
    Owie...
[09:06] Kiriha
    Nothing from Arumi, either?
[09:07] Mimane
    I know! What if the Silhouette and the
    real deal offer a double dose of boobies?
[09:11] Arumi
    Why don't you get naked yourself?!
[09:18] Kiriha
    If we forget about Shirou's idea,
    I'm not sure what our options are...
[09:27] Kiriha
    Well, that settles that!
[09:28] Kiriha
    Troublesome as it was...
[09:30] Kiriha
    It didn't play out as I imagined,
    but your powers seem quite handy.
[09:33] Kiriha
    We'll be counting on you going forward.
[09:36] Akito
    Thank you.
[09:37] Kukuri
    Looks like ya got this one
    wrapped up. Nice work!
[09:42] Akito
    The patron deity of Hakusan Shrine,
    Kukuri-hime no Kami!
[09:46] Kukuri
    Nice to meet ya! I'm yer
    advisor, Shirayama Kukuri!
[09:49] Akito
    Ashimine Akito.
[09:51] Mimane
    I'm Miyou Mimane!
[09:52] Akito
    That's the goddess of this region?
[09:54] Akito
    She just seems like a little girl...
[09:55] Kukuri
    So yer Mimane-chan—
[09:57] Kukuri
    Wait, what happened to your clothes?!
[10:00] Mimane
    Oh, some stuff!
[10:02] Kukuri
    C'mon, girl, ya gotta be more careful!
[10:03] Akito
    I barely sense any spiritual force.
[10:05] Akito
    Why even wait at this point?
[10:06] Mimane
    I guess!
[10:09] (Flashback) Azami
    It's too soon to move on the goddess.
[10:11] (Flashback) Azami
    She must be weaker.
[10:14] Akito
    I don't think we can trust Azami...
[10:16] Akito
    But we need her powers to contact
    and travel to Mayoiga.
[10:17] ---
    C'mon, cover up yer front!
[10:21] Akito
    You understand, don't you, Mimane?
    Choose your words carefully.
[10:24] Mimane
    Hey, aren't you a goddess, Kukuri?
[10:27] Kukuri
    How'd ya know that?
[10:27] Akito
    Mimane!
[10:29] Mimane
    So show me your powers! Come on!
[10:32] Kukuri
    Sure thing!
[10:34] Kukuri
    Get a load of this!
[10:36] Kukuri
    The great swell from the
    heavens, Water Impact!
[10:42] Kiriha
    You idiot goddess!
[10:44] Kiriha
    What do you think you're doing?!
[10:47] Akito
    The goddess of this land is taking a
    drubbing from a normal tsugumomo...
[10:47] Kuuri
    Ow, ow, ow!
[10:52] Yasuki
    I see.
[10:54] Yasuki
    The obi techniques of the exorcists,
    and the status of the goddess...
[10:57] Yasuki
    Looks like we've already made some gains.
[11:00] Yasuki
    Although Mimane's behavior is concerning.
[11:02] Akito
    Right. We'll have to warn
    her to be more careful.
[11:04] Arumi
    Where exactly is she, anyway?
[11:07] Akito
    What the?!
[11:11] Mimane
    I'm here to spend the night!
[11:13] Kiriha
    Well, that's abrupt.
[11:15] Mimane
    Well, you see, Akito wants
    to know lots about Kazuya!
[11:18] Kazuya
    About me?
[11:19] Mimane
    Yup!
[11:20] Mimane
    So let me see your wiener, Kazuya!
[11:23] Kazuya
    Why?!
[11:24] Mimane
    It's like an elephant's trunk! Pawoo!
[11:26] Kazuya
    Don't pull on it!
[11:27] Kukuri
    Kinda noisy down there, huh?
[11:29] Kokuyou
    Kukuri-sama...
[11:30] Kukuri
    I getcha, Kokuyou.
[11:32] Kukuri
    It's a regional goddess's job to get
    ridda all the built-up malison...
[11:37] Kokyou
    Is something the matter?
[11:39] Kukuri
    I think someone crossed
    the field around the town.
[11:43] Kukuri
    Four of 'em... All tsugumomo, too.
[11:46] Kokuyou
    Four at once strikes me as odd.
[11:49] Kukuri
    True enough.
[11:50] Kukuri
    We oughta hear 'em out,
    since that's the custom.
[11:53] Kukuri
    Can ya go bring 'em over?
[11:54] Kokuyou
    Right.
[11:57] Kukuri
    Be careful!
[11:59] Mimane
    It's the goddess!
[12:01] Kukuri
    What's she doin' here?!
[12:03] Kiriha
    Spending the night, apparently.
[12:05] Mimane
    Hey, y'know, Kazuya's...
[12:07] Kazuya
    Don't say anything!
[12:09] Kukuri
    What's the matter with you, Kazuyan?
[12:10] Kazuya
    Sulk...
[12:11] Mimane
    Y'know, Kazuya's wiener
    is cuter than Akito's!
[12:15] Mimane
    It's littler, and has a wrapping on
    top, and is like a little elephant!
[12:19] Kazuya
    I can never go to school again...
[12:21] Kiriha
    You shouldn't sob over such trivial matters.
[12:23] Kiriha
    Besides, you've had that
    "hood" your entire life.
[12:27] Kukuri
    She's right, Kazuyan!
    It ain't all about size!
[12:30] Kukuri
    Not to mention...
[12:33] Mimane
    Are you sick?
[12:34] Kukuri
    Naw, just got a chill from
    bein' out in the night wind.
[12:37] Mimane
    You should take a bath, too, Kukuri!
[12:40] Kukuri
    W-Wait—
[12:41] Kiriha
    She's a real bundle of energy.
[12:44] Mimane
    Wow, so tiny!
[12:46] Mimane
    Cute! So this is what a goddess is like, huh?
[12:47] Kukuri
    What the heck are you doin'?!
[12:49] Kukuri
    Cut it out! I'm a goddess,
    dang it! And yer club advisor!
[12:53] Mimane
    Aw, come on! Let me see better!
[12:59] Kiriha
    What did you do?
[13:00] Kukuri
    Got overheated...
[13:07] Kazuya
    Kokuyou-san?!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[13:12] Mimane
    Tsugu Tsugumomo!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[13:17] Kokyou
    Tsugu Tsugumomo.
[13:23] Kukuri
    Kokuyou...
[13:24] Taguri
    I performed first aid, but she's hurt badly.
[13:28] Kazuya
    She's all beat up... Who did this?!
[13:30] Kiriha
    What happened out there, Taguri?
[13:33] Taguri
    Well...
[13:34] Kokuyou
    I...
[13:35] Kukuri
    Kokuyou!
[13:37] Kokyou
    I should explain myself.
[13:38] Kukuri
    You oughta lie down!
[13:39] Kokuyou
    I'm the only one who knows the entire story.
[13:44] Kokuyou
    I encountered the four tsukumogami
    Kukuri-sama spoke of on the outskirts of town.
[13:51] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    I serve the goddess of this land, Kamioka.
[13:55] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    I would like to know why you are here.
[13:57] (Flashback) Genbu
    We ran away from our tyrannical
    masters, and made our way here.
[14:04] (Flashback) Genbu
    We'd like to ask for sanctuary
    from this region's goddess.
[14:07] (Flashback) Jungo
    A land's goddess is supposed to offer
    protection to wandering tsukumogami.
[14:12] (Flashback) Senga
    We'd like to call upon her kindness.
[14:15] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    I understand the situation.
[14:17] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    However, the four of you all fleeing
    together strikes me as strange.
[14:21] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    Not only that, but you've come
    this far with little explanation.
[14:25] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    Wouldn't it make the most sense
    to turn to your own local god?
[14:29] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    If they then send you this way, I will
    gladly introduce you to my mistress.
[14:33] (Flashback) Kyouka
    We try to do this the easy way, and the
    goddess's servant starts getting uppity...
[14:39] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    If your circumstances are murky enough
    that you would not turn to your own deity,
[14:43] (Flashback) Kokuyou
    then I will by no means allow you
    to meet with Kukuri-sama!
[15:09] (Flashback) Taguri
    Oh, my. You've really taken a beating.
[15:12] (Flashback) Taguri
    What a nasty bunch.
[15:15] (Flashback) Taguri
    This girl is the priestess
    of the regional goddess.
[15:17] (Flashback) Taguri
    Did you all attack her knowing that?
[15:20] (Flashback) Taguri
    If you still want to fight, I'll take you on.
[15:32] Taguri
    Afterward, I brought her here
    while she was unconscious.
[15:37] Kukuri
    I'm real sorry, Kokuyou!
    I shouldn't have sent ya by yer lonesome.
[15:42] Kokuyou
    No... I'm at fault for letting
    those tsugumomo get the best of me.
[15:47] Kazuya
    Why would they have attacked
    Kokuyou-san in the first place?
[15:51] Taguri
    The fact that they're a group of renegade
    tsukumogami brings a possibility to mind.
[15:55] Taguri
    Don't you think, Kukuri-chan?
[15:58] Kukuri
    They might be from Mayoiga.
[16:00] Kiriha
    Mayoiga? What's that?
[16:02] Kukuri
    A real long time ago...
[16:04] Kukuri
    A buncha tsukumogami who were
    fed up with bein' exploited by humans
[16:08] Kukuri
    asked their local goddess for
    protection, but were turned away.
[16:13] Kukuri
    They ended up killing her and taking
    the shard that gave her powers.
[16:18] Kukuri
    The tsukumogami who led them
    embedded that shard in his chest,
[16:24] ---
    and used the power of the gods to
    create a paradise for tsukumogami
[16:29] ---
    with no masters: Mayoiga.
[16:32] Taguri
    The residents of Mayoiga are
    still in hiding from the gods,
[16:37] Taguri
    so this seems plausible.
[16:38] Kazuya
    Then the four of them...
[16:41] Kukuri
    Yeah. They're after me.
[16:45] Kukuri
    The power they stole from the regional
    goddess ain't gonna last forever.
[16:50] Kukuri
    I figure they were on the
    hunt for a weakened goddess,
[16:53] Kukuri
    right as the power sustainin'
    them was runnin' out...
[16:57] Kukuri
    So they wanna kill me and take my shard.
[17:03] Taguri
    To be honest, I was followed here.
[17:07] Taguri
    So they're likely to attack this
    place as soon as they've regrouped.
[17:13] Kukuri
    Then I gotta—
[17:14] Taguri
    What's the point in their target
    waltzing out to greet them?
[17:19] Taguri
    I can take two. That leaves
    two for Kiriha and Kazuya...
[17:24] Taguri
    That might be a bit too much.
[17:26] Kiirha
    Not quite. We've happened
    upon some additional soldiers.
[17:33] Akito
    An attack from Mayoiga?!
[17:35] Mimane
    Yeah! Here's what they looked like.
[17:40] Akito
    These are...
[17:41] Akito
    Genbu, the axe.
[17:43] Akito
    Kyouka, the flute.
[17:45] Akito
    Senga, the fan.
[17:46] Akito
    And Jungou, the shield.
[17:48] Arumi
    The four of them wanted to attack
    the goddess as soon as possible.
[17:53] Arumi
    They were agitating for it.
[17:54] Yasuki
    Right. But how did they get out of Mayoiga?
[17:58] Akito
    The other Azami wouldn't have just let
    them leave without doing something.
[18:03] Akito
    But she's not here...
[18:05] Akito
    Did Azami not notice they left?
[18:07] Akito
    Or maybe...
[18:09] Yasuki
    This might be our chance.
[18:11] Yasuki
    If we work together with them, we can
    defeat the regional goddess, her comrade,
[18:16] Yasuki
    and the malison exorcists...
[18:18] Mimane
    Nope!
[18:19] Mimane
    Way too optimistic, Yasuki.
[18:21] Yasuki
    What?
[18:22] Mimane
    The real reason I came here was to
    ascertain how strong the goddess is.
[18:27] Akito
    And?
[18:28] Mimane
    Well, as it stands, even all
    eight of us couldn't handle her!
[18:33] Akito
    That can't be!
[18:34] Mimane
    Aw, come on, trust me!
    I've been looking real closely!
[18:40] Mimane
    So where's your weak spot, Kukuri?
[18:40] Kukuri
    What the heck?! Quit starin'!
[18:43] Mimane
    Aw, come on! Tell me!
[18:48] Arumi
    I don't think the two of
    you should see any more!
[18:50] Mimaine
    What? But I was just
    getting to the good stuff!
[18:53] Arumi
    No means no!
[18:57] Kazuya
    Thanks for coming over, Ashimine-kun.
[19:00] Akito
    Mimane told me what's going on.
[19:03] Akito
    We'll help however we can.
[19:06] Mimane
    Y'know, my blood mirror
    can talk to other mirrors!
[19:11] Taguri
    That's handy.
[19:12] Mimane
    It can show anything I see, too!
[19:15] Kukuri
    But I'm a goddess!
[19:19] Taguri
    Let's be friends!
[19:21] Mimane
    Sure!
[19:23] Kazuya
    Are they actually going to attack?
[19:25] Kiriha
    Yes... and they'll want to strike
    before we can strengthen our defenses.
[19:30] Taguri
    One other thing. We should
    take them alive, if we can.
[19:35] Taguri
    I want to make sure any pests buzzing
    around Kukuri-chan are made to suffer.
[19:39] Taguri
    And we could also interrogate them, I guess.
[19:41] Kiriha
    Like it's an afterthought?!
[19:43] Kiriha
    Speak of the devil. Here they come.
[19:53] Kazuya
    They hurt Kokuyou-san...
[19:55] Kazuya
    And they want to kill Kukuri-chan.
SIGN    Not long after
    Akito and Arumi
    arrived in Mayoiga...

SIGN    Not long after
    Akito and Arumi
    arrived in Mayoiga...

[21:42] Mimane
    Come on, let's go to the bath!
[21:46] Arumi
    No. You're just going to misbehave again.
[21:48] Mimaine
    I will not! I'm just gonna touch your boobs.
[21:51] Arumi
    I said no!
[21:53] Mimane
    But you were going
    "Oh! Oh!" like you liked it!
[21:55] Arumi
    I was not!
[21:57] Akito
    You weren't what?
[21:58] Arumi
    Brother!
[21:59] Arumi
    It's nothing!
[22:01] Chikage
    You two seem to be getting along.
[22:02] Arumi
    How can I help you, Chikage-san?
[22:05] Chikage
    I brought a futon for you two.
[22:08] Arumi
    Just the one for the two of us?
[22:10] Chikage
    We didn't have any more to spare.
[22:13] Chikage
    Sorry about that!
[22:14] Arumi
    I'm not sure if...
[22:15] Akito
    I could make do with a cushion.
[22:15] Arumi
    I've been with my brother this
    entire time, but sleeping with him?
[22:17] Chikage
    You know Arumi-chan would
    feel guilty if you did that!
[22:20] Akito
    Well, I'm going to spar with Chikage.
[22:23] Arumi
    R-Right!
[22:26] Arumi
    I'll be sleeping with him tonight...
[22:30] Arumi
    Brother? You're back early.
[22:36] Arumi
    We can't! This is too sudden!
[22:38] Arumi
    I know it was only an oath,
    but we're still siblings...
[22:42] Arumi
    Um... Brother...
[22:47] Arumi
    Just, please, be gentle.
[22:50] Mimane
    Sure, you got it!
[22:53] Arumi
    Mimane?
[22:54] Mimane
    You figured it out?
[22:56] Arumi
    What are you doing?!
[22:57] Mimane
    I figured you'd let Akito touch your boobs!
[23:01] Arumi
    You little—
[23:03] Akito
    What's going on? Why the commotion—
[23:09] Arumi
    Please wait! There's a
    reasonable explanation!
[23:13] Narration
    Arumi and Mimane's "special relationship."
[23:16] Narration
    This misunderstanding wasn't
    cleared up for a while.
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[23:20] Kazuya
    Four assailants have arrived in Kamioka.
[23:22] Kazuya
    Faced with powerful tsukumogami,
    we struggle in battle.
[23:25] Kazuya
    But the fighting didn't end there, either.
[23:27] Kazuya
    Even more enemies are after Kukuri-chan!
[23:30] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 9: "Assassins."
SIGN    Assassins
SIGN    Don't miss it!
[23:33] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by: Kurosawa R

Season 2

E9 - Assassins

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[00:03] Kiriha
    Here they come.
[00:05] Kazuya
    These are the tsukumogami from Mayoiga...
[00:08] Akito
    We'll take the man in the motorcycle jacket.
[00:10] Taguri
    That leaves tubby and the beanpole for me.
[00:12] Kiriha
    And we take the woman.
[00:14] Kazuya
    Okay!
[00:24] Genbu
    Stay out of this, Akito.
[00:26] Genbu
    They already know you're
    from Mayoiga, don't they?
[00:30] Akito
    It's not the right time yet.
[00:32] Akito
    Stay away from the regional god.
[00:35] Genbu
    Do you know how many of our comrades
    have died waiting for "the right time"?!
[00:42] Akito
    I'm sorry.
[00:50] Genbu
    I never liked you, anyway.
[00:56] Akito
    The feeling's mutual.
SIGN    Kanayama Hexagonal Adamantine Pillar
[01:05] Jungou
    What the?!
[01:06] Senga
    A barrier?
[01:07] Taguri
    Right.
[01:09] Taguri
    And no one will get in the way here.
[01:12] Taguri
    Now, let's enjoy ourselves.
[01:19] Kiriha
    Kazuya! What's wrong?!
[01:24] Kyouka
    Seriously? This is pathetic.
SIGN    Tremor Tone Flute: Sound Wall
[01:31] {also sign}
    Tremor Tone Flute: Sound Wall!
[01:35] ---
    My Tremor Tone Flute has no weaknesses.
[01:38] ---
    If this is all her malison exorcist can do,
[01:40] ---
    this region's goddess won't be any trouble.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    Chapter 9
SIGN    Assassins
SIGN    "Assassins."
[03:29] Mimane
    Need any help, Akito?
[03:36] Akito
    That won't be necessary.
[03:41] Genbu
    I guess training with Mayoiga's strongest
    fighter makes a difference after all.
[03:44] Mimane
    Nice, Akito!
[03:47] Akito
    I've never landed a single
    hit on Chikage, though.
[03:52] Genbu
    You think this is gonna be easy?
[03:54] Genbu
    Don't take it personally, Akito!
SIGN    Axe
[03:56] Genbu
    Battle Axe:
SIGN    Divide
[04:00] Genbu
    Divide!
[04:07] Genbu
    Battle Axe: Shave!
SIGN    Shave
[04:11] Genbu
    Battle Axe: Reform!
SIGN    Reform
[04:14] Akito
    There was nothing there,
    but I was still slashed!
[04:17] Mimane
    Akito!
[04:19] Genbu
    I'm dominating him! I've got this!
[04:26] Genbu
    When did he cut me?
[04:29] Akito
    Take your friends and go back to Mayoiga.
[04:33] Akito
    Or it'll be more than a
    flesh wound next time.
[04:37] Genbu
    You never cease pissing me off.
[04:39] Genbu
    But I'm not about to back down!
[04:49] Akito
    He blocked with one arm? Wait...
[04:56] Akito
    My body...
[04:57] Akito
    That's a scissors case.
[04:59] Genbu
    That's right.
[05:00] Genbu
    Tsukumogami like us are bound by the
    logic of the items from which we are born.
[05:06] Genbu
    Now, you're done, Akito!
[05:12] Taguri
    Adamantine Column!
SIGN    Kanayama Hexagonal Adamantine Pillar
SIGN    Heavenly Defense: Risen Shield
[05:17] Jungou
    Heavenly Defense: Risen Shield!
SIGN    Fighting Fans: Fan Dance
[05:22] Senga
    Fighting Fans: Fan Dance!
[05:25] Taguri
    Adamantine Coins!
[05:27] Jungou
    You're wasting your time!
[05:30] Senga
    Fighting Fans: Scattered Flowers!
[05:34] Taguri
    Adamantine Column, protect me!
[05:37] Jungou
    Heavenly Defense: Shield Opening!
SIGN    Kanayama Hexagonal Adamantine Pillar
[05:47] Senga
    Fool.
[05:49] Senga
    You must've underestimated us,
    thinking we're ordinary tsukumogami.
[05:54] Jungou
    A tsukumogami's power gains more breadth and becomes more vast the older they get.
[06:00] Jungou
    We've got powers that rival
    those of your average deity.
[06:11] Kyouka
    I missed? Lucky for you.
[06:17] Kiriha
    We can't get closer at this rate.
    We need to back away for now.
[06:22] Kiriha
    Kazuya?!
[06:23] Kazuya
    Woven Legs!
[06:27] Kyouka
    Tremor Tone Flute: Hammering Pipe Note!
[06:35] Kyouka
    You're finished!
[06:35] Kiriha
    I don't think so!
[06:36] Kiriha
    Shield Weave!
[06:43] Kiriha
    Invisible shock waves... What do we do?
[06:46] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san...
[06:49] Kazuya
    Let's use Divine Possession.
[06:52] Kazuya
    We have to beat her!
[06:54] Kiriha
    What are you saying, you imbecile?!
[06:55] Kiriha
    What if Divine Possession runs out
    before we find a way to take her down?
[07:00] Kiriha
    You usually fight smarter than this!
[07:03] Kiriha
    It's not like you to lose your head in a rage!
[07:06] Kazuya
    But she...
[07:08] Kyouka
    Aw, done already?
[07:12] Kyouka
    I have to say, the crow priestess
    put up a much better fight.
[07:17] Kiriha
    What?
[07:18] Kyouka
    It was a fierce fight,
[07:20] Kyouka
    but she remained at a safe distance
    while throwing out sharp attacks...
[07:25] Kyouka
    That said, she was completely outnumbered,
    so all she could really do was run.
[07:30] Kyouka
    And that's why, whenever I saw an opening,
    I shattered the smaller bones in her body.
[07:37] Kyouka
    One at a time... bit by bit.
[07:42] Kyouka
    That cool look on her face
    started to warp in agony...
[07:47] Kyouka
    And before long, she couldn't
    choke back her anguished moans.
[07:51] Kyouka
    But I'm not satisfied in the least.
[07:54] Kyouka
    I need to hear the melody of my
    prey's last cries before dying...
[07:59] Kyouka
    So I need to make sure
    I finish the crow off.
[08:05] Kyouka
    And when I get to this region's goddess,
    I'll spend twice the time...
[08:10] Kyouka
    I mean, the death of a god?
[08:13] Kyouka
    That's the kind of sound you'd be
    lucky to hear once in a lifetime!
[08:21] Kyouka
    I'm really looking forward to it.
[08:23] Kiriha
    You wretch!
[08:24] Kazuya
    Ayasakura.
[08:26] Kazuya
    Divine Possession.
[08:31] Kyouka
    No way...
[08:32] Kyouka
    Divine Possession?!
[08:34] Kyouka
    When a master and their tsukumogami unite
    as one... I've never seen it before!
[08:39] Kiriha
    Kazuya commanded me?
[08:41] Kiriha
    With my real name, so I couldn't refuse?
[08:46] Kyouka
    High Impact Note: Four Part Harmony!
[08:53] Kyouka
    Hammering Pipe Note!
[08:55] Kazuya
    Obi Drum!
[08:57] Kyouka
    He canceled it out with a lower tone?!
[09:02] Kyouka
    I won't be able to defend in time.
[09:04] Kyouka
    In that case...
[09:06] ---
    Tremor Tone Flute, Final Technique:
SIGN    Eight Grand High Pitch Impacts
[09:11] ---
    Eight Grand...
[09:13] ---
    High Pitch Impacts!
[09:18] ---
    Yes!
[09:20] ---
    Rest in pieces, malison exorcist!
SIGN    Sound-Proof Shield Weave
[09:29] Kazuya
    Sound-Proof Shield Weave.
[09:32] Kyouka
    It can't be...
[09:37] Kyouka
    W-Wait...
[09:39] Kiriha
    Don't, Kazuya! Don't kill her!
[09:42] Kazuya
    Coiling Serpent!
[10:02] Kiriha
    You stopped short...
[10:06] Jungou
    That was easy.
    So much for this resident goddess.
[10:09] Senga
    Well, that just leaves the
    one in charge of this region.
[10:12] Jungou
    Right.
[10:13] Taguri
    True enough...
[10:16] Taguri
    You Mayoiga tsukumogami
    shouldn't be underestimated.
[10:21] Senga
    Scattered Flowers hit her dead-on!
[10:23] Jungou
    Did it not affect her?!
[10:26] Taguri
    Oh, you'll need more than
    that to get through to me.
[10:32] Taguri
    Now, then...
[10:35] Taguri
    I've got an idea of your power,
    so it's time to put an end to this.
[10:44] Jungou
    That thing is bad news!
    Put everything you've got into blocking it!
[10:47] Jungou
    Heavenly Defense: Meteorite Shield!
[10:49] Senga
    Fighting Fans: Stone Headpiece!
[10:52] Taguri
    Adamantine Column...
SIGN    Adamantine Column:
    Armor-Piercing Stream
[10:58] Taguri
    Armor-Piercing Stream.
[11:05] Taguri
    I didn't expect to be forced
    to open one of my columns.
[11:10] Taguri
    Oh? And I was going to
    leave one of you alive...
[11:13] Taguri
    Oh, well.
[11:16] Taguri
    It's only natural that anyone who
    goes after Kukuri-chan dies for it.
[11:20] Genbu
    This is the end, Akito!
[11:28] Genbu
    What the hell are these?!
[11:30] Genbu
    Chopsticks?!
[11:32] Akito
    We knew you were coming,
    so we had time to prepare.
[11:37] Akito
    Mimane brought those chopsticks
    from a neighborhood restaurant.
[11:42] Akito
    They're made of iron birch,
[11:45] Akito
    also known as "axe-breaking birch."
SIGN    Axe-Breaking Birch
[11:50] Genbu
    Using the same trick that I did, huh?
[11:53] Genbu
    Then I guess I'll have to hit you with
    my best move to beat your best, right?!
[12:00] Genbu
    Battle-Axe...
[12:03] Genbu
    God Axe Slash!
SIGN    God Axe Slash
[12:08] Akito
    Great Scissors' Edge.
SIGN    Great Scissors' Edge
[12:23] Mimane
    And Taguri said not to destroy him...
[12:26] Akito
    It wouldn't have mattered.
[12:28] Akito
    Genbu wouldn't have given up any secrets,
    even if he was tortured until it destroyed him.
[12:33] Mimane
    Something's funny about this, though.
[12:35] Mimane
    Didn't Genbu and the others
    know they'd be fighting you?
[12:39] Mimane
    Not to mention the exorcist
    and the goddess...
[12:42] Akito
    Right.
[12:42] Mimane
    Doesn't it seem like, even if they had won,
[12:45] Mimane
    they wouldn't have had the
    strength to return to Mayoiga?
[12:49] Mimane
    It's not as if they could use
    malison crossing like us.
[12:52] Mimane
    So how were they gonna bring the shard back?
[12:58] Akito
    That's it! Genbu and the
    others were a distraction!
[13:01] Akito
    He'll have allies that are
    targeting the regional goddess!
[13:04] Sign
    Hakusan Shrine
[13:08] ---
    Patron deity of Hakusan Shrine,
    Kukuri-hime no Kami...
[13:12] ---
    We're here to take your life.
[13:15] Kukuri
    Assassins from Mayoiga.
[13:17] Kukuri
    Yer after my shard, huh?
[13:20] Kukuri
    We know that you've become so weak, you can't
    even summon water like you normally do.
[13:30] Kukuri
    I'll end this with one blow
    so you won't suffer.
[13:35] ---
    Death From Above: Five-Ring Shattering!
SIGN    Death From Above:
    Five-Ring Shattering
[13:49] Mimane
    Yahoo!
[13:50] Mimane
    Hey, Super Kazuya!
[13:52] Kazuya
    I'm glad to see you're okay!
[13:54] Akito
    We can talk later!
[13:55] Akito
    There might be others attacking
    Kukuri-hime as we speak!
[14:00] Kazuya
    Kukuri-chan...
[14:17] Kazuya
    Impossible...
[14:19] Kazuya
    You're supposed to be weakened to
    the point of near-helplessness!
[14:23] Kazuya
    But you were able to take Rokkaku
    out in the blink of an eye?!
[14:27] Kazuya
    That shouldn't be possible!
[14:33] Kukuri
    After what you've done to
    Kokuyou, yer gonna pay.
[14:41] Kukuri
    Fist of the Water God!
[14:45] Kukuri
    She's still weakened! Let's get her!
[14:48] Kukuri
    Yeah!
[14:49] Kazuya
    Kukuri-chan!
[14:51] Kazuya
    A barrier? I can't get through!
[14:53] Kazuya
    Kukuri-chan!
[15:58] Kazuya
    Amazing...
[16:02] Akito
    She's still this strong
    after having been weakened?!
[16:09] Kukuri
    Well, yer the last man standin' now.
[16:13] Kukuri
    Whaddaya say?
[16:17] Kukuri
    I'm not going back
    empty-handed after all this!
[16:21] Kukuri
    Answer the summons of my rod,
    abominable fish of the uncanny seas!
[16:25] Kukuri
    Asura Tooth!
SIGN    Asura Tooth
SIGN    Fist of the Water God:
    Glorious Aqua Needle
[16:45] Kukuri
    Fist of the Water God: Glorious Aqua Needle!
[16:51] Kazuya
    The barrier...
[16:53] Kazuya
    The enemy must have put it up!
[16:56] Kazuya
    Kukuri-chan!
[16:59] Kukuri
    Kazuyan!
[17:00] Kukuri
    I guess yer okay, huh?
[17:02] Kazuya
    Yeah!
[17:03] Kazuya
    You did great, Kukuri-chan!
    That was incredible!
[17:06] Kukuri
    Aw, t'weren't nothin'.
[17:09] Taguri
    He's right. That really was something.
[17:11] Mimane
    Not bad, Kukuri!
[17:17] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san.
[17:18] Kukuri
    Looks like yer okay, too, Kiriha!
[17:20] Kukuri
    Go ahead an' praise me!
[17:22] Kiriha
    Why'd you have to kill
    them all, you imbecile?!
[17:27] Kukuri
    Wait, why?! Somebody else
    hadda leave one alive, right?!
[17:32] Kazuya
    We can go over the details
    after we get back...
[17:39] Kukuri
    They...
[17:40] Kukuri
    They're all busted.
[17:43] Kukuri
    Now we can't ask 'em about Mayoiga!
[17:45] Kiriha
    You destroyed more than anyone else!
[17:48] Kukuri
    Wait, wasn't the flute
    tsugumomo still in one piece?
[17:52] Kiriha
    True enough, and yet...
[17:56] (Flashback) Kazuya
    You're going to tell us everything
    about your comrades and Mayoiga.
[18:05] (Flashback) Kiriha
    Is she still resisting?!
[18:11] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Huh?
[18:12] Kiriha
    And there you have it.
[18:14] Kukuri
    I getcha. Guess she used up too much
    strength to maintain her tsukumogami form.
[18:20] Kukuri
    In that case...
[18:23] Kukuri
    Kazuyan's gonna need to be
    her temp partner for a bit.
[18:27] Kukuri
    That oughta restore enough spiritual
    power to bring her back.
[18:32] Kazuya
    I see...
[18:34] Kazuya
    I hope that works.
[18:38] Kukuri
    Well, I don't figure there's gonna
    be any more attacks just yet.
[18:42] Kukuri
    Good work, people! Much appreciated!
[18:46] Taguri
    Anything for you, Kukuri-chan!
[18:49] Taguri
    You must be tired.
    Would you like to take a break?
[18:53] Kukuri
    Would I?!
[18:57] Kiriha
    In that case, Kukuri,
    let's head to the living room.
[19:01] Kiriha
    We can't be making a fuss around
    Kokuyou when she's sleeping.
[19:05] Kukuri
    Ya got a point there!
[19:06] Kiriha
    Clearly...
[19:09] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san...
[19:12] Kazuya
    I'm sorry, Kiriha-san...
    about forcing you with the command...
[19:32] Akito
    We'll go ahead and head back now.
[19:35] Kukuri
    Much obliged, you two!
[19:38] Mimane
    Aw, I wanted to spend the night!
[19:41] Akito
    We've got bigger concerns right now.
[19:43] Mimane
    Harrumph!
[19:45] Akito
    For the time being, we don't have to
    worry about intel on Mayoiga leaking...
[19:50] Akito
    But we've lost even more villagers.
[19:53] Akito
    For now, we should head back to the
    village and report on what's happened.
[19:57] Arumi
    Brother!
[20:01] Akito
    Arumi?
[20:03] Arumi
    There's trouble...
[20:04] Akito
    What? What is it?
[20:07] Arumi
    It's Mayoiga...
[20:08] Arumi
    There's been a revolt!
[21:44] Taguri
    Here we are, Kazuya-kun.
[21:47] Kukuri
    Wait long?
[21:48] Kazuya
    I-I'm sorry about this.
[21:50] Kazuya
    I always say one day without a
    bath wouldn't kill me, but...
[21:54] Kukuri
    That ain't gonna do, Kazuya!
[21:56] Kukuri
    Bathin's like laundry for your body!
[21:59] Kukuri
    Wouldn't do to fall behind, y'know?
[22:03] Kazuya
    Uh, Kukuri-chan...
[22:06] Kazuya
    What about a blindfold?
    Because I'll see everything otherwise.
[22:11] Kukuri
    Don't sweat it, now!
[22:14] Kukuri
    Come on, it's time to get ya clean!
[22:16] Kazuya
    What's gotten into you, Kukuri-chan?
[22:19] Taguri
    Oh, the celebratory party got
    a little bit out of hand.
SIGN    Ahahahaha
[22:24] Kazuya
    A little bit?!
[22:25] Kazuya
    Come on, snap out of it, Kukuri-chan!
[22:29] Kukuri
    If I go like this, we both get clean together!
    Two birds with one stone!
[22:33] Taguri
    Kukuri-chan is cute even when she's smashed!
[22:35] Kazuya
    Why are you filming this?!
[22:36] Taguri
    For a permanent record.
[22:38] Kazuya
    Neither of us want that!
[22:41] Kukuri
    I heard all about it, Kazuyan...
[22:43] Kukuri
    Why you used Divine Possession.
SIGN     Her Imagination
SIGN     Her Imagination
[22:46] Kukuri
    Ya got all fired up over
    Kokuyou on my behalf, huh?
[22:47] (Flashback) Kazuya?
    How dare you hurt Kukuri-chan?!
[22:50] Kazuya
    W-Well, kind of...
[22:52] Kukuri
    So this is just me showin' my gratitude!
[22:58] Kukuri
    I'm startin' to feel light-headed...
    and it's kinda nice...
[23:02] Kazuya
    Kanayama-san, help!
[23:04] Taguri
    That'll be 20,000 yen.
[23:05] Kazuya
    You're charging?!
[23:06] Taguri
    I can take it from there.
    Come on, Kukuri-chan.
[23:14] Kazuya
    Oh, come on!
[23:15] Taguri
    Well, it's a good thing we're in the bath!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] Kazuya
    With the regional goddess under
    attack, it's an emergency!
[23:22] Kazuya
    And in preparation for the next battle,
    the Kagami household gets help from...
[23:24] Kazuya
    Sunao-san?!
[23:26] Kazuya
    Meanwhile, the revolt in Mayoiga
    leads to a final decision...
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 10: "Revolt."
SIGN    Revolt
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by: Nakamura Kanko

Season 2

E10 - Revolt

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[00:02] Kukuri
    I feel real bad...
[00:04] Kazuya
    Are you okay, Kukuri-chan?
[00:10] Taguri
    Kukuri-chan's cute even when she's smashed!
[00:13] Kiriha
    Pathetic, letting your
    drinking get away from you.
[00:17] Kiriha
    Now, Taguri...
[00:20] Kiriha
    Hey!
[00:21] Kiriha
    A regional goddess has come under assault.
    That's more or less unheard of.
[00:26] Kiriha
    How are you two planning to deal with this?
[00:28] Taguri
    Good question...
[00:30] Taguri
    For now, I've contacted Takamagahara.
[00:33] Kazuya
    Takamagahara?
[00:35] Taguri
    Yes.
[00:35] Taguri
    They essentially manage the
    gods that govern Japan.
[00:39] Kazuya
    Wow. So they might send
    another god to come and help?
[00:44] Taguri
    Sadly, that's not likely.
[00:47] Taguri
    Minor deities like myself lose their
    strength if they leave their territory,
[00:53] Taguri
    and when one domain has two gods in it,
[00:55] Taguri
    it creates a spiritual imbalance
    that causes malison disturbances.
[01:00] Taguri
    Which would mean more aberrations,
    and even more strain on Kukuri-chan.
[01:06] Kazuya
    So we can't have Honoka-sama
    come and help, either?
[01:10] Kiriha
    Do you mean to tell me we're out of options?
[01:12] Taguri
    Not at all.
[01:13] Taguri
    The gods of this region
[01:15] Taguri
    will spare no effort to help, myself included.
[01:18] Taguri
    And it sounds like Takamagahara
    sent a message to Tsuzuraden.
[01:22] Taguri
    I'm sure they'll send
    someone qualified to help.
[01:27] Kazuya
    Tsuzuraden... That's where they
    train malison exorcists, right?
[01:33] Kiriha
    I'm not sure we can expect much from them.
[01:38] Kiriha
    Who could that be at this hour?
[01:42] Kiriha
    You two?
[01:44] Sunao
    It's good to see you again, Kiriha-sama.
SIGN    The power of a regional god.
SIGN    Gods who oversee dominions are not able to wield their full strength freely.
SIGN    This is why they require the aid of malison exorcists.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    Chapter 10
SIGN    Revolt
[03:29] ---
    "Revolt."
[03:43] Akito
    What the...
[03:44] Mimane
    Hey, hey, what the heck's going on here?!
[03:48] Arumi
    Brother, we're under attack!
[03:53] Mimane
    What are these grimy things?!
[03:56] Azami
    Clay from a pottery wheel.
[03:57] Akito
    A pottery wheel?
[03:58] Akito
    That'd be Sanjuurou...
[04:00] Akito
    But he's usually only able to create
    enough clay for a single body!
[04:05] Yasuki
    Stay on your toes. They're not done.
[04:09] Azami
    Shield Weave.
[04:13] Yasuki
    There's no end to them...
[04:14] Azami
    Only one of the clay dummies is real.
[04:18] Azami
    Find it. Kill it.
[04:20] Akito
    But Sanjuurou is...
[04:21] Azami
    He's destroyed many of Mayoiga's tsukumogami.
[04:26] Akito
    Mimane!
[04:28] Mimane
    Gotcha!
[04:31] Mimane
    Found him!
[04:32] Mimane
    Four rows from the back,
    seventh from the right!
[04:47] Arumi
    Why would Sanjuurou attack us?
[04:51] Akito
    What in the world is happening in Mayoiga?
[04:54] Chikage
    Hey!
[04:56] Aktio
    Chikage?
[04:57] Chikage
    Good work.
[04:59] Chikage
    I'm glad you're all okay.
[05:00] Arumi
    It's good to see you, too, Chikage-san.
[05:03] Akito
    What's going on around here?
[05:05] Chikage
    Well, this guy was the last
    of the troublemakers...
[05:11] Chikage
    But you're better off asking
    Old Bowl for the details.
[05:13] Mimane
    Chikage!
[05:16] Mimane
    We're back, Chikage!
[05:18] Chikage
    Hey, there. Good to see you.
[05:27] ---
    Shared Fate, Shared Dream
[05:28] Akito
    The entire radical group rebelled together?!
[05:30] ---
    Shared Fate, Shared Dream
[05:31] Bowl
    That's right.
[05:31] Bowl
    They insisted on attacking the
    regional god as soon as possible
[05:34] Bowl
    and would not listen to reason.
[05:37] Akito
    I see. And with Genbu and
    the others having left...
[05:40] Bowl
    Indeed.
[05:41] Bowl
    Genbu and his group were at
    the center of the radicals,
[05:44] Bowl
    and consequently were keeping them in check.
[05:47] Bowl
    With their leaders gone,
    the rest decided to run amok.
[05:52] Yasuki
    But Chikage and the other village
    leaders are among our most powerful.
[05:56] Yasuki
    The agitators should've known they stood no
    chance, especially without Genbu's group.
[06:01] Bowl
    And that is why they committed
    the most forbidden of acts...
[06:06] Bowl
    Feeding on humans.
[06:09] Bowl
    A tsukumogami gets their strength
    by working for a human.
[06:14] Bowl
    But they performed the heretical art
    that involves devouring a human's life,
[06:18] Bowl
    man-eating.
[06:20] Bowl
    Man-eating tsukumogami gain incredible power,
[06:24] Bowl
    but over time, they gradually lose
    their minds, becoming monsters.
[06:28] Bowl
    Mayoiga is a gathering of tsukumogami
    who are unable to bear the humans' tyranny.
[06:33] Bowl
    But even so, without humans,
    there can be no tsukumogami.
[06:37] Bowl
    As such, we are forbidden to defy the
    laws of nature. Do you understand?
[06:41] Akito
    Yes, sir.
[06:44] Bowl
    Good. Now, tell me what's
    happened on your end...
[06:46] Bowl
    Shared Fate, Shared Dream
[06:51] Bowl
    I see. Genbu and the others were killed...
[06:54] Bowl
    Weakened or otherwise,
    a regional god is still a god.
[06:56] Bowl
    At this point, I doubt the entire
    village would stand any chance.
[07:02] Bowl
    And Miurahi-sama's shard will
    only last a month or two more.
[07:06] Bowl
    We're running out of time.
[07:08] Bowl
    I'd like to consult a fortune
    before deciding what to do next...
[07:15] Bowl
    Where is Arumi, anyway?
    Mimane and Azami, as well.
[07:18] Bowl
    They weren't killed, were they?!
[07:22] Akito
    They just got a bit muddy
    and headed to the bath.
[07:23] (Flashback) Chikage
    I can't believe you!
[07:26] Bowl
    Okay—
[07:28] Bowl
    Th-The toilet! I just need to use the toilet!
[07:31] Bowl
    Release me!
[07:41] Chikage
    Mimane can be such a little nuisance.
[07:43] Arumi
    I'm glad no one was hurt.
[07:47] Chikage
    Hey! Rinse off first!
[07:53] Chikage
    Azami, that mound's a
    projection of yours, right?
[07:57] Chikage
    You take pretty good care of it.
[08:00] Azami
    Yes. It's important.
[08:02] Azami
    Very important.
[08:04] Mimane
    Then I'll help you wash it!
[08:07] Azami
    No need.
[08:08] Mimane
    Aw, come on!
[08:13] Mimane
    Boing, boing!
[08:16] Azami
    Hands off.
[08:18] Mimane
    Then I'll wash you off instead, Azami!
    Would that be okay?
[08:22] Azami
    Well... fine.
[08:25] Arumi
    I feel like I should warn her...
[08:28] Mimane
    Squish, squish! Rub, rub!
[08:32] Mimane
    There you go! Washy-wash!
[08:32] Azami
    That's enough! I'm already clean!
[08:42] Bowl
    Oh, dear... I really do need
    to use the toilet now...
[08:48] Bowl
    Oh... n-no...
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[08:56] Azami/Mimane
    Tsugu Tsugumomo.
[08:56] Azami/Mimane
    Tsugumomo!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[09:01] Sunao
    Tsugu Tsugumomo.
[09:10] Kazuya
    I always feel refreshed after a full
    day of recuperating from exhaustion.
[09:20] Kazuya
    Sunao-san?!
[09:25] Kazuya
    I see.
SIGN    Fall Seven Times
    and Rise Up Eight
[09:26] Kazuya
    So the two of you are here to help out.
[09:30] Kukuri
    Normally you only get one malison
    exorcist per regional god...
[09:34] Kukuri
    But the folks at Tsuzuraden
    made emergency arrangements.
[09:38] Sunao
    That being the case, we'll be
    staying here for the time being.
[09:42] Kotetsu
    Thank you for having us.
[09:43] Kazuya
    Wait, you're going to be living here?!
[09:46] Kukuri
    You got it!
[09:48] Kazuya
    And that uniform...
SIGN    Sumeragi Sunao
[09:54] Sunao
    I'm Sumeragi Sunao.
[09:55] Sunao
    It's nice to meet you all.
[09:58] Sunao
    I'm in the same school as him...
[10:00] Sunao
    Say, "Ah!"
[10:03] Sunao
    N-Not now...
[10:07] Sunao
    Where does he sit?
[10:10] Sunao
    Huh?
[10:12] Shirou
    Hey! 2-4's supposed to have
    a hot new transfer student!
[10:16] Shirou
    And she's legit cute!
[10:18] Kazuya
    We know.
[10:19] Kiriha
    So she's in another class?
[10:20] Shirou
    Man, talk about a lukewarm response.
[10:26] Classmates
    Sumeragi-san seems kind of down.
[10:29] Classmates
    Maybe she misses her old school?
[10:33] Sunao
    It's not over yet!
    I'll still have plenty of chances!
[10:36] Classmates
    And now she's fired up?
[10:38] Classmates
    That's the look of someone
    with prey on their mind.
[10:41] Sign
    Troubleshooters'
    Office
[10:42] Shirou
    What?!
[10:43] Shirou
    The beautiful transfer student's
    joining the Troubleshooters' Office?!
[10:46] Shirou
    Explain, Kazuya!
[10:49] Kazuya
    This is Sumeragi Sunao-san.
    She used to go to school in Komiya—
[10:52] Shirou
    Not that part!
[10:54] Shirou
    I'm asking why in the hell you
    have yet another hot lady friend!
[10:58] Kazuya
    She's a malison exorcist, too!
[11:01] Kazuya
    There was actually an attack
    from this place called Mayoiga,
[11:04] Kazuya
    whose tsukumogami are targeting Kukuri-chan.
[11:07] Kazuya
    That's why she's here to help.
[11:10] Chisato
    I had no idea.
[11:13] Osamu
    Then Sumeragi has a tsugumomo, as well?
[11:16] Sunao
    Yes.
[11:23] Kotetsu
    I'm the sword tsukumogami, Kotetsu.
[11:26] Kotetsu
    It's nice to meet you.
[11:28] Chisato
    Nice to meet you.
[11:29] Shirou
    That explains the sudden transfer.
[11:32] Shirou
    Must be a drag having to commute
    from the next town over, though.
[11:35] Sunao
    Oh, it's not a problem.
    I'm staying at the Kagami house.
[11:39] Shirou
    Oh, well, that's a relief!
[11:42] Shirou
    How many times, you bastard?!
[11:44] Shirou
    How many times are you
    going to hog all the fun?!
[11:47] Chisato
    Four women staying at the Kagami house...
[11:49] Chisato
    Plus his sister.
[11:51] Chisato
    Maybe I should move in, too?
[11:54] Shirou
    Let's count your sins!
[11:55] Kazuya
    It wasn't my idea!
[11:59] Sign
    Cheating
    Bastard
[11:59] Sign
    Please do not touch!
[12:00] Sunao
    Is this little talk over?
[12:02] Sunao
    I need to see you for a sec.
[12:06] Sunao
    You know why I called you out here, right?
[12:11] Kazuya
    No, not at all...
[12:12] ---
    What?!
[12:13] Kazuya
    Oh, wait, is this about before?
[12:17] Kazuya
    The thing about training together?
[12:19] Sunao
    Exactly!
[12:20] Kazuya
    Ow!
[12:21] Sunao
    Now apologize for standing me up when
    I spent every single day waiting for you!
[12:28] Kazuya
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[12:30] Sunao
    Granted, you probably would've wussed out
    and not been able to stick with my training!
[12:35] Sunao
    But you can't escape now!
    Because... Because...
[12:39] Sunao
    Because we live together now!
[12:42] Kotetsu
    Sunao-sama!
[12:45] Sunao
    Put your back into it!
[12:46] Sunao
    Your footwork is terrible!
[12:48] Sunao
    And...
[12:49] Sunao
    your defense is weak!
[12:51] Sunao
    Well?!
[12:52] Kazuya
    I admit defeat.
[12:53] Sunao
    You've gotten a little bit better,
[12:55] Sunao
    but your unarmed martial arts
    still have a long way to go.
[12:58] Kazuya
    I-I guess so. You're really strong, Sunao-san.
[13:03] Sunao
    Honestly, you need to get it together.
[13:05] Sunao
    You'll never be able to
    inherit our school otherwise.
[13:08] Kazuya
    Huh? Inherit?
[13:10] Sunao
    That's not what I meant!
[13:11] Sunao
    I didn't mean to imply we'd be getting
    married or you'd join my family!
[13:14] Sunao
    You just need to shape up, is all!
[13:17] Kazuya
    Okay...
[13:18] Sunao
    Ugh, I can't believe that
    actually made me sweat...
[13:22] Sunao
    Anyway, let's spar with
    our tsugumomo this time.
[13:25] Sunao
    Where's Kiriha-sama?
[13:26] Kazuya
    Well, she's been kind of busy lately...
[13:36] Kazuya
    Um... You could've just
    gone in first, Sunao-san.
[13:41] Sunao
    Don't be stupid. Guests shouldn't
    be the first ones in the bath.
[13:46] Sunao
    Plus, there are other concerns.
[13:51] (Flashback) Mom
    Staying at the Kagami household?
[13:53] (Flashback) Mom
    Given the circumstances,
    I expect you to fulfill your duty.
[13:57] (Flashback) Sunao
    Right!
[13:58] (Flashback) Mom
    This is actually an opportunity.
[14:01] Sign
    Fait accompli
    "Established Fact"
    When something has happened before
    anyone has a chance to protest,
    creating a forced state of acceptance
[14:01] (Flashback) Mom
    It's the perfect chance to begin a
    physical relationship with Kazuya-san.
[14:05] (Flashback) Sunao
    Mother?!
[14:06] (Flashback) Mom
    If you intend to inherit the
    Sumeragi school of swordplay,
[14:09] (Flashback) Mom
    there's no better partner than someone
    who was able to defeat you in combat.
[14:14] (Flashback) Mom
    This works out for you, as well,
    given your affection for him.
[14:19] (Flashback) Sunao
    I-I never said that I...
[14:21] (Flashback) Mom
    Did you think I wouldn't notice
    this photo in your bag?
[14:27] (Flashback) Mom
    Use this chance to grow closer to him.
[14:31] (Flashback) Mom
    You know what will happen if you
    fail to accomplish anything...
[14:34] (Flashback) Mom
    Don't you?
[14:40] Sunao
    It was her idea.
[14:41] Kazuya
    I see.
[14:43] Sunao
    Anyway, this is to fool her!
[14:46] Sunao
    So we'll bathe together! Okay?
[14:49] Kazuya
    R-Right!
[14:50] Kazuya
    Uh, well, I'll wash off now,
    so could you hand me a sponge?
[14:55] Sunao
    Oh, right.
[14:58] Sunao
    Here.
[14:59] Kazuya
    Thanks.
[15:04] Kazuya
    What?!
[15:05] Sunao
    Don't look, stupid!
[15:13] Sunao
    It's a bit cramped, huh?
[15:15] Kazuya
    Well, yeah.
[15:16] Kazuya
    Our house isn't as big as yours...
[15:20] Kazuya
    Oh, sorry.
[15:25] Sunao
    Hey.
[15:27] Sunao
    Did something happen with Kiriha-sama?
[15:30] Kazuya
    Well, when Mayoiga attacked, I gave
    Kiriha-san a command with her real name.
[15:38] Kazuya
    I promised I wouldn't do it again,
    but she just won't forgive me...
[15:42] Kazuya
    I don't know what to do.
[15:44] Sunao
    That's not all you don't know.
[15:48] Sunao
    For instance, you don't
    know why she's really mad.
[15:51] Kazuya
    You do?! Could you tell me?!
[15:53] Sunao
    Keep the blindfold on, stupid!
[15:57] Sunao
    Listen. I think Kiriha-sama's problem is...
[16:01] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[16:02] Kazuya
    Please, hear me out, Kiriha-san.
[16:04] Kazuya
    I...
[16:06] Kazuya
    I want...
[16:08] Kazuya
    You're the only tsukumogami I want to
    partner with for my entire life, Kiriha-san!
[16:13] ---
    Huh?!
[16:14] (Flashback) Sunao
    I'm sure being treated like a tool came as a
[16:18] (Flashback) Sunao
    bigger shock to her than
    being given a command.
[16:21] (Flashback) Sunao
    Think about it. Tools can
    be replaced, can't they?
[16:24] (Flashback) Kazuya
    But I didn't mean to...
[16:27] (Flashback) Sunao
    It doesn't matter what you intended,
    dummy, if that's the way she took it.
[16:33] Kiriha
    What in the world brought this on?!
[16:35] Kazuya
    Well... there's no one who can replace you.
[16:39] Kazuya
    You're... the only person like
    you that I know, Kiriha-san.
[16:43] Kazuya
    So...
[16:44] Kazuya
    that means you're really important to me!
[16:50] Kiriha
    Pudding, then.
[16:52] Kiriha
    Ten richly-smooth puddings from
    Hamachiya, and you'll be absolved.
[16:56] Kazuya
    Okay!
[17:00] Kukuri
    All right, time for some tsugumomo sparring.
[17:03] Kukuri
    Now, we can't have ya getting wiped
    out too bad, so no Divine Possession.
[17:08] Kukuri
    Ready, and...
[17:11] Kukuri
    Begin!
[17:13] Kazuya
    Obi Jab!
[17:14] Kotetsu
    Five?! He could only project three before!
[17:16] Sunao
    I can handle that!
[17:18] ---
    Empty Blade: Four Claws!
[17:20] Kazuya
    Shield Weave!
[17:26] Kiriha
    She's faster to strike now.
[17:28] Kazuya
    And she doesn't leave herself
    open after attacking anymore.
[17:30] Kazuya
    Four-Point Knife Thrust!
[17:32] Sunao
    Secret Sword:
[17:33] Sunao
    Wing Blade!
[17:39] Shirou
    Holy cow!
[17:44] Kiriha
    Very nice, you two!
[17:46] Kiriha
    You're nothing like you were before.
[17:48] Sunao
    Thank you very much.
[17:49] Sunao
    The two of you have improved a lot, as well.
[17:52] Kukuri
    You done real good to come this far!
[17:54] Kukuri
    Seems like we got some reliable help.
[17:56] Kiriha
    I'd still say we've got the edge.
[17:59] Sunao
    Oh, we'll surpass you in no time.
[18:01] Kazuya
    Sunao-san!
[18:04] Kazuya
    Thank you so much for
    helping me with Kiriha-san!
[18:09] Sunao
    You don't need to thank me. You helped
    me with Kotetsu before, remember?
[18:13] Kazuya
    Sunao-san...
[18:15] Kazuya
    You know, Sunao-san, when I think of you...
[18:18] Sunao
    Wait, is he...
[18:20] Kazuya
    I couldn't ask for a better friend!
[18:26] Kazuya
    Um, Sunao-san?
[18:28] Kiriha
    What's with you two? Did you have a fight?
[18:31] Kazuya
    I really don't know.
[18:33] Kazuya
    You have to help me, Kiriha-san!
[18:36] Kazuya
    You've gotta know something, Kiriha-san!
[18:38] Kiriha
    Cease your pestering.
[18:40] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san, please!
[18:42] Kiriha
    You're pitiful.
[18:49] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Thanks for helping us,
    Ashimine-kun, Mimane-chan.
[18:53] (Flashback) Mimane
    Don't sweat it!
[18:57] (Flashback) Akito
    What will you do when that
    flute tsukumogami is revived?
[19:01] (Flashback) Akito
    Torture answers out of her?
[19:03] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Of course not. I'd never do that.
[19:06] (Flashback) Kazuya
    It's true that we could use answers,
[19:09] (Flashback) Kazuya
    but I don't think forcing it is a good idea.
[19:12] (Flashback) Kazuya
    I asked Kukuri-chan about it,
    and apparently Mayoiga is
[19:15] (Flashback) Kazuya
    where a bunch of tsukumogami who had
    terrible human partners have gathered.
[19:20] (Flashback) Kazuya
    She might've been treated
    poorly by humans, too.
[19:24] (Flashback) Kazuya
    If she does wake up, I'd like
    to find her a good partner.
[19:29] (Flashback) Akito
    Do you think you'll actually be able to?
[19:32] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Probably not by myself, but if I ask the
    other exorcists and the gods for help...
[19:37] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Maybe we can find good partners for all
    tsukumogami in Mayoiga, not just her.
[19:44] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Then they wouldn't have
    to fight the gods, right?
[19:50] Akito
    Tsukumogami and humans can't coexist.
[19:53] Akito
    I've seen proof enough
    of that, for centuries.
[19:57] Akito
    He's just being naïve.
[19:59] Arumi
    Brother.
[20:01] Arumi
    Old Bowl is calling for everyone.
[20:04] Akito
    All right.
[20:06] Bowl
    To decide on how to deal with things going
    forward, I've had Arumi read a fortune.
[20:12] Bowl
    And what she saw was two shards.
[20:16] Akito
    Two of them?
[20:17] Bowl
    With that as a sign,
    I've come to a decision.
[20:21] Bowl
    Please come out, Miurahi-sama.
[20:28] Miurahi
    This is the first time
    I'm meeting some of you.
[20:30] Miurahi
    Given how long I've been
    asleep, that's only natural.
[20:34] Miurahi
    So allow me to introduce myself.
[20:36] Miurahi
    I am Miurahi, the tsukumogami of Mayoiga.
[20:40] Miurahi
    Old Bowl has brought me up
    to date on what has transpired.
[20:43] Miurahi
    My failings have caused you
    all a great deal of trouble.
[20:48] Miurahi
    I'm sorry.
[20:50] Bowl
    Come now, there's no need
    for that, Miurahi-sama!
[20:53] Chikage
    I'm more worried about how the shard
    goes out of control when you're awake.
[20:57] Chikage
    Are you okay?
[20:59] Miurahi
    Yes. The shard has lost the majority
    of its power, compared to before.
[21:04] Miurahi
    I can control it now.
[21:06] Miurahi
    As ironic as that is...
[21:08] Bowl
    Before we discuss this matter,
    waking Miurahi-sama was my decision.
[21:14] Bowl
    And I did so because I believe we
    no longer have the luxury of waiting.
[21:20] Bowl
    The two shards shone in the crystal ball...
[21:23] Bowl
    I believe it speaks to a confrontation between
    Miurahi-sama and the regional goddess,
[21:27] Bowl
    each with their own shard.
[21:31] Chikage
    Then you wanted a meeting about...
[21:35] Bowl
    Mayoiga is going to attack
    the land of the goddess.
[21:40] Bowl
    We will eliminate any resident
    gods and malison exorcists.
[21:46] Miurahi
    And I will defeat the regional goddess.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] Kazuya
    A giant ship comes floating
    in from the mountains.
[23:22] Kazuya
    The tsukumogami of Mayoiga have
    come at us with an all-out attack.
[23:26] Kazuya
    The final battle begins on the
    grounds of Hakusan Shrine.
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 11: "Total War."
SIGN    Total War
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by: Konogi Yoshiru

Season 2

E11 - Total War

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[00:09] Priest
    More nice weather today.
[00:19] Priest
    Wh-What in the world is that?
[00:22] Priest
    A giant boat... Maybe a boat tsukumogami?
[00:27] Priest
    People... No, they're tsukumogami. Hang on...
[00:32] Priest
    Are those the Mayoiga villagers?!
[00:36] Miyurahi
    A fusion of Mayoiga with the
    fishing boat, Kicchomaru.
[00:39] Miyurahi
    This should ensure that no one will run out
    of spiritual strength during our journey.
[00:45] Mimane
    We're so high up! Wow!
[00:48] Arumi
    Miurahi-sama can do this kind of thing?
[00:50] Akito
    It's incredible...
[00:53] Miyurahi
    No, it's all thanks to the shard.
[00:55] Miyurahi
    The fusion and flight are taken care of.
[00:57] Miyurahi
    Next, we need to be hidden.
[00:59] Miyurahi
    That'll make sure malison exorcists
    and gods don't interfere.
[01:12] Priest
    It vanished?
[01:17] Kukuri
    Say what?!
[01:19] Kukuri
    I getcha.
[01:20] Kiriha
    What is it? Did something happen?
[01:23] Kukuri
    Seems a giant boat just took to the
    skies from the mountains up in Tohoku.
[01:28] Kiriha
    A boat... in the mountains?
[01:31] Kazuya
    Does that mean...
[01:32] Kukuri
    Yeah. I figure it's gotta
    be the Mayoiga folks.
[01:36] Kukuri
    And they're prob'ly headed for Kamioka.
[01:39] Kukuri
    This ain't gonna be like last time.
[01:42] Kukuri
    They're comin' at us with everything
    they've got to settle this.
[01:46] Kazuya
    Oh, no.
[01:48] Kazuya
    What do we do, Kiriha-san?
SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[01:50] Kiriha
    What else?
[01:55] Kiriha
    We face them!
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
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SIGN    Chapter 11
SIGN    Total War
SIGN    "Total War."
[03:35] Taguri
    It's finally time.
[03:40] Kazuya
    Taguri-san, who's this?
[03:42] Taguri
    Oh, this is Old Bell from the Tenshou Shrine.
SIGN    Enshrined Deity of Tenshou Shrine
     Yagokoro Omoinokane no Mikoto
[03:46] Omoikane
    The name's Yagokoro Omoinokane no Mikoto.
[03:49] Omoikane
    Taguri-chan here asked me to help out.
[03:53] Kazuya
    Wait...
[03:55] Kazuya
    Yagokoro-san... as in from
    the malison forecast?
[03:57] Taguri
    Yep! He's a weather god.
[04:00] Taguri
    We're up against quite the little army.
[04:02] Taguri
    You sure you've still got
    enough fight for this?
[04:05] Omoikane
    Well, I'd better charge up
    my vitality while I can!
[04:10] Sign
    Rub Rub Rub Rub Rub Rub Rub
[04:11] Taguri
    Give that another shot after
    you've become a little girl.
[04:15] Kazuya
    Brutal...
[04:16] Kukuri
    Heck no!
[04:18] Kukuri
    Yer hurt, so buzz off!
[04:20] Kokuyou
    I will not.
[04:21] Kokuyou
    This is no time for me to be bedridden.
[04:23] Kazuya
    Kokuyou-san...
[04:24] Kiriha
    You can hardly blame her,
    given the danger Kukuri is in.
[04:27] Kukuri
    Yeah, but...
[04:29] Kazuya
    By the way, you were unable
    to reach Akito and Mimane, right?
[04:32] Kazuya
    Yeah. I was hoping they'd help...
[04:36] Kukuri
    Yer all doing this for my sake...
    I sure am grateful.
[04:41] Kukuri
    But still, we're takin' on a bunch
    of powerful tsukumogami.
[04:46] Kukuri
    If push comes to shove, I'll use my last resort.
[04:54] Miurahi
    We're not to hurt the malison exorcist?
[04:56] Miurahi
    That's going to be difficult.
[04:58] Miurahi
    We're trying to kill the god of this land.
[05:01] Miurahi
    The exorcist will naturally
    try to prevent that.
[05:03] Miurahi
    I doubt we can avoid fighting him.
[05:06] Azami
    It was a deal. Keep your end.
[05:09] Bowl
    You're asking too much, Azami.
[05:12] Bowl
    We'll do what we can, but...
[05:20] Akito
    Please, wait!
[05:21] Akito
    Arumi and I will deal with
    Kagami Kazuya and Kiriha!
[05:24] Akito
    We're acquainted with them.
    We'll be able to keep them occupied!
[05:30] Azami
    Fine.
[05:32] Azami
    But I won't be joining you.
[05:36] Bowl
    Why?
[05:38] Azami
    Because I can't enter Kamioka.
[05:43] Azami
    Not while this barrier stands.
[05:51] Bowl
    We're about to enter the air over Kamioka.
[05:54] Miurahi
    Right.
[05:58] Miurahi
    As you all know, my shard's power
    is on the verge of running out.
[06:02] Miurahi
    We must kill the goddess and take her shard.
[06:06] Miurahi
    Retreating is not even an option anymore.
[06:10] Miurahi
    This will be the battle that
    decides the fate of Mayoiga.
[06:14] Miurahi
    Remember that.
[06:18] Chikage
    What is this?!
[06:20] Bowl
    A mesh of fire?!
[06:22] Bowl
    Our invisibility has been dispelled!
[06:25] Honoka
    There you are!
[06:27] Bowl
    Who goes there?!
[06:30] Honoka
    The goddess of Komiya,
    the area you're flying over...
[06:32] Honoka
    The mighty Hi-no-Kagutsuchi!
[06:34] Chikage
    A different regional goddess?!
[06:35] Chikage
    How did you see through our invisibility?
[06:38] Honoka
    Nothing's easier than ambushing people
    making a beeline for their target.
[06:44] Bowl
    Even if you knew where we were headed,
    that's too little to have guessed...
[06:47] Bowl
    Just how wide of a net did
    you set for us, you monster?!
[06:52] Honoka
    Your stupid scheme's already
    spoiled, so run on home.
[06:55] Honoka
    Go now and I won't even hurt you.
[06:57] Honoka
    Might as well enjoy the time you've got left.
[07:00] Miurahi
    We may be at a disadvantage
    against a goddess,
[07:03] Miurahi
    but we accounted for disruptions
    in malison before setting out.
[07:07] Miurahi
    Mimane, take care of it.
[07:09] Mimane
    Aye-aye, sir!
[07:12] Honoka
    So you wanna do this?
[07:14] Honoka
    Probably underestimating me
    since I'm just a projection.
[07:17] Honoka
    Bad idea!
[07:20] Miurahi
    Defensive positions!
[07:21] Honoka
    Skyfire!
[07:32] Honoka
    So they withstood that, huh?
[07:33] Honoka
    Should've expected as much from such
    a venerable bunch of tsukumogami.
[07:37] Miurahi
    We will not reach our goal if
    we can't evade this goddess!
[07:41] Miurahi
    Let's do this, everyone!
[07:43] Honoka
    You're on!
SIGN    Dragon
[08:29] Honoka
    Karmic Skyfire...
SIGN    Karmic Skyfire: Flame-Eating Raptor
[08:32] Honoka
    Flame-Eater Raptor!
[08:35] Honoka
    Blasted to kindling! Serves you right.
[08:40] Mimane
    Ha ha, fooled you!
[08:43] Mimane
    That was just a phony
    I whipped up with a mirror!
[08:47] Honoka
    No wonder it seemed so easy!
[08:50] Honoka
    There's no way two or three tsukumogami
    could've pulled off a ruse like that.
[08:56] Honoka
    The rest are probably still out
    there, and invisible again.
[09:00] Honoka
    But they can't have gotten far...
[09:04] Honoka
    I get it!
[09:06] Honoka
    They want to slow me down.
    They're using the boat as a decoy,
[09:09] Honoka
    with their main forces heading into Kamioka.
[09:12] Honoka
    Then that's where I'm—
[09:13] Yasuki
    Stop, fire goddess.
[09:15] Honoka
    What is it? I'm done with you fools.
[09:17] Yasuki
    That clash of spiritual power just now is
    likely to disturb malison in this area.
[09:22] Yasuki
    That's going to give rise to
    aberrations that will cause chaos.
[09:26] Yasuki
    The gods of this region, and its
    malison exorcist, will take action...
[09:30] Yasuki
    And we will then hunt them down.
[09:33] Yasuki
    Are you going to abandon your
    duty and let that happen?
[09:37] Hinoka
    You pains in the ass...
[09:48] Miurahi
    I don't believe we've met before.
[09:50] Miurahi
    Arbitrator of the gods, guardian of rainfall...
[09:54] Miurahi
    Symbol of the holy mountains of Kaga,
    one of the great divine pillars...
[09:58] Miurahi
    The patron deity of Hakusan Shrine...
[10:00] Miurahi
    Kukurihime no Kami no Mikoto.
[10:03] Miurahi
    It's an honor to meet you.
[10:05] Kukuri
    The youkai incarnation
    of the Miura residence,
[10:06] Kukuri
    home to wealthy merchants
    of Tsuchibuchi Village...
[10:09] Kukuri
    Founder and leader of the village for
    tsukumogami without masters, Mayoiga.
[10:15] Kukuri
    You must be Miurahi.
    I've been wanting to see you.
[10:19] Miurahi
    Mayoiga is a paradise for tsukumogami
    abandoned by selfish masters
[10:22] Miurahi
    and forsaken by merciless gods.
[10:27] Miurahi
    And now, with the loss of our shard's
    spiritual strength, it is in danger.
[10:32] Miurahi
    Though the gods may save men,
    they did not save us tsukumogami.
[10:36] Miurahi
    You will atone for this injustice
    by surrendering your shard.
[10:41] Kukuri
    It ain't that Iwanagahime
    no Mikoto chose not to
[10:44] Kukuri
    save the tsukumogami a millennium ago.
[10:46] Kukuri
    She couldn't save 'em.
[10:49] Kukuri
    Gods ain't all-powerful.
[10:52] Kukuri
    But we do all we can,
    trying to live up to our duties.
[10:55] Kukuri
    God, human, or tsukumogami,
[10:57] Kukuri
    you do what you can with what
    you've got, and hope for the best.
[11:01] Kukuri
    You reach for more than that,
[11:03] Kukuri
    and it'll all slip through yer fingers.
[11:05] Kukuri
    Those limits apply to everyone.
[11:09] Kukuri
    Tsukumogami can't exist without humans.
[11:12] Kukuri
    And if you've forgotten that...
[11:15] Kukuri
    I ain't giving you anything!
[11:29] Kazuya
    She's being pushed back!
[11:30] Kiriha
    Not good!
[11:31] Kazuya
    Kukuri-chan!
[11:34] Kazuya
    Let me help!
[11:35] Kukuri
    Nah! Just watch my back!
[11:37] Kazuya
    But...
[11:40] Kukuri
    I'm outta options...
[11:43] Kukuri
    Barrier, release!
[11:50] Chikage
    Is that...
[11:52] Miurahi
    It can't be!
SIGN    Patron Deity of Hakusan Shrine
    Kukurihime no Ookami
[11:57] Kukuri
    The Patron Deity of Hakusan Shrine,
    Kukurihime no Ookami!
[12:08] Miurahi
    Impossible! She was supposed
    to have been weakened!
[12:12] Miurahi
    Is this her true form? Her true strength?!
[12:21] Miurahi
    How much power was she
    expending on that barrier?!
[12:25] Kukuri
    Come forth, great swell of the heavens...
[12:29] Kukuri
    Water Impact.
[12:36] Chikage
    Miurahi-sama!
[12:58] Kukuri
    This battle is over.
[12:59] Chikage
    Miurahi-sama!
[13:00] Miurahi
    Stay back!
[13:02] Miurahi
    It's not... over yet....
[13:15] Kazuya
    Please, stop!
[13:17] Kazuya
    If we can find good partners for all of you,
[13:19] Kazuya
    there won't have to be any more fighting!
[13:23] Kazuya
    I'll help! It might not be soon,
    but with someone you can trust, one day...
[13:31] Miurahi
    And when will that be? A thousand
    years from now? Two thousand?
[13:36] Miurahi
    Do the men and gods who look down
    upon us now deign to pity us?
[13:41] Miurahi
    I've committed the crime
    of murdering a god.
[13:45] Miurahi
    There is no other path for me!
[13:59] ---
    Wh... What...
[14:05] Kokuyou
    You were waiting for this...
[14:07] Kokuyou
    For the moment the barrier
    was released. Weren't you?
[14:12] Kokuyou
    Azami.
[14:19] Kokuyou
    The shard? Oh, no!
[14:41] Kazuya
    Is that...
[14:46] Kazuya
    Mom?
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[14:50] Kukuri
    Tsugu Tsugumomo.
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[14:55] Kanaka
    Tsugu Tsugumomo!
[14:58] Sunao
    Kanaka-sama?!
[15:02] Chikage
    Miurahi-sama...
[15:05] Chikage
    Why would they...
[15:09] Akito
    How? How didn't we see this coming?!
[15:13] (Flashback) Miurahi
    I will fight the regional goddess alone.
[15:17] (Flashback) Miurahi
    The rest of you will stay back.
[15:20] (Flashback) Miurahi
    I doubt they want to kill
    anyone unless they need to.
[15:23] (Flashback) Miurahi
    If I step forward by myself,
    I imagine she will do the same.
[15:30] (Flashback) Miurahi
    Could you check and see
    if this decision is wise?
[15:34] (Flashback) Arumi
    Yes.
[15:39] (Flashback) Arumi
    It shouldn't be a problem.
[15:41] (Flashback) Miurahi
    Akito, Arumi, the technique
    you two perform together...
[15:45] (Flashback) Miurahi
    Guiding Foresight and Mental Link?
[15:48] (Flashback) Arumi
    Right. Guiding Foresight lets me
    see a few moments into the future,
[15:52] (Flashback) Arumi
    but I'm unable to move while using it.
[15:55] (Flashback) Arumi
    Which is why...
[15:57] (Flashback) Arumi
    I use this hair ornament to communicate
    what I see to my brother with Mental Link.
[16:03] (Flashback) Miurahi
    I'd like the two of you to monitor
    things from a distance, then.
[16:08] (Flashback) Miurahi
    If you sense anything amiss,
    try to prevent it, or warn me.
[16:14] (Flashback) Akito
    Understood.
[16:17] Akito
    We were watching the future
    with Guiding Foresight!
[16:22] Akito
    Why weren't we able to
    predict Azami's attack?!
[16:25] Akito
    After all this time,
    checking so many fortunes,
[16:29] Akito
    we've always tried to make the
    best decision for Mayoiga!
[16:34] Akito
    And this is the result?!
[16:39] ---
    Tsk.
[16:44] Honoka
    The bow and arrow tsukumogami gets
    duplicated by the mirror tsukumogami...
[16:48] Honoka
    What a damned pain.
[16:51] Honoka
    What's that?
[16:55] Yasuki
    Why did you become visible?!
[16:57] Yasuki
    What's going on, Mifune?!
    She's going to target you!
[16:59] Mifune
    I don't know! But Miurahi-sama's
    power just vanished!
[17:05] Mifune
    I can't... hold on...
[17:14] Bowl
    They're reverting to their original forms!
[17:16] Bowl
    Has Mayoiga's protection vanished?!
[17:20] Bowl
    Shien, can you use your smoke
    to gather up the others?
[17:23] Shien
    I can't! This is as much as I can manage!
[17:33] Mimane
    Guys!
[17:39] Honoka
    How's that?! I got all
    your survivors right here!
[17:43] Bowl
    Wh-Why would you help us?!
[17:45] Honoka
    Why? Because the fight's over!
[17:49] Honoka
    Your boat is falling apart and your
    buddies are running out of strength
[17:52] Honoka
    because Miurahi is dead, right?
[17:55] Honoka
    If you guys come quietly,
    I'll use my power to keep you alive!
[17:59] Honoka
    What's your call?!
[18:02] Honoka
    The longer you wait,
    the more casualties you risk!
[18:07] Bowl
    I understand. We'll obey.
[18:09] Bowl
    Please, help our villagers.
[18:24] Kanaka
    Oh, yikes! I'm naked!
[18:26] Kanaka
    Seriously?
[18:30] Kanaka
    There we go.
[18:35] Kanaka
    Thank you two so much!
[18:38] Kanaka
    Nice work!
[18:45] Kanaka
    Now, then...
[18:46] Kanaka
    Hi, gang! It's been a while!
[18:52] Kiriha
    Impossible...
[18:54] Kiriha
    I know that I killed Kanaka!
[18:58] Kiriha
    I pierced her heart!
[19:00] Kiriha
    So how... is she alive?!
[19:03] Kiriha
    What is this, Kukuri?!
[19:05] Kukuri
    We do not have the time
    for a full explanation.
[19:10] Kukuri
    Kazuya-san, listen closely.
[19:14] Kukuri
    Those two girls, Azami,
    are an amasogi that you created.
[19:21] Kazuya
    Me?
[19:23] Kukuri
    She possessed Kanaka,
    who is now a part of them.
[19:35] Kazuya
    I... I created her?
[19:39] Kazuya
    And Mom was possessed?
[19:43] Kazuya
    And after that...
[19:59] Kiriha
    Kazuya!
[20:02] Kiriha
    Kanaka was strong. But...
[20:06] Kiriha
    A weakness in her mind left her vulnerable,
    and she was tsukumo-possessed.
[20:12] Kazuya
    How...
[20:13] Kiriha
    Kazuya!
[20:14] Kazuya
    How can we save my mom?!
[20:17] Kukuri
    Kanaka is already dead.
[20:19] Kukuri
    What you see is an empty husk
    being manipulated by an amasogi.
[20:23] Kazuya
    But... But she's still my mom!
[20:26] Kazuya
    And those girls...
    If we just talk this through...
[20:28] Kukuri
    It won't work. Their goal
    is incompatible with yours.
[20:33] Kazuya
    Goal? What's their goal?
[20:38] Kukuri
    Azami's... That amasogi's goal...
[20:42] Kukuri
    is to see you dead.
[20:45] Kazuya
    Why?
[20:47] Kukuri
    Kazuya-san, this amasogi must be
    destroyed by the person who created it.
[20:52] Kukuri
    If anyone else does so, you will be
    struck by an atonement curse
[20:56] Kukuri
    equivalent to what she has wrought.
[20:59] Kukuri
    And this amasogi is beyond the pale!
    The atonement won't stop with your death.
[21:05] Kukuri
    The entire town will likely pay the toll.
[21:08] Kukuri
    There is only one to resolve this.
[21:12] Kukuri
    You must slay Azami and Kanaka!
[21:17] Kanaka
    And there you have it!
[21:20] Kanaka
    Ya-kun, you took your sweet time catching on.
[21:23] Kanaka
    But now it's finally time!
[21:28] Kanaka
    Y'know, I've been waiting for
    this moment for a long time.
[21:31] Kanaka
    The moment when...
[21:35] Kanaka
    I get to experience the
    thrill of fighting you.
[21:40] Kazuya
    I have to fight Mom?
[21:44] Kazuya
    I have to... kill...
[21:48] Kazuya
    my mom?
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[23:20] Kazuya
    Azami's goal was using the power of a
    shard to revive my mother, Kagami Kanaka.
[23:25] Kazuya
    And there's only one way to put an
    end to this: I have to kill my mom.
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 12, the final episode: "Decision."
SIGN    Decision
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Illustration by: Uran

Season 2

E12 - Decision

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[00:07] Kazuya
    Mom?
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
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SIGN    Chapter 12
SIGN    Decision
SIGN    "Decision."
[01:46] Kanaka
    Y'know, I've been waiting for
    this moment for a long time.
[01:51] Kanaka
    The moment when I get to experience
    the thrill of fighting you.
[01:55] Kazuya
    I have to... kill... my mom?
[02:00] Kanaka
    Well, it's been a while,
[02:03] Kanaka
    so why don't we all get reacquainted?
[02:06] Chikage
    You!
[02:08] Chikage
    You'll pay for what you did to Miurahi-sama!
[02:10] Kanaka
    Oh, I should thank you!
[02:12] Kanaka
    I'm back on my feet again because of this.
[02:16] Kanaka
    But now that I have it, I don't need you.
[02:18] Kanaka
    Get in my way and I'll have to break you.
[02:22] Chikage
    Enough talk.
[02:24] Chikage
    Give that back!
[02:28] Kanaka
    Oh?
[02:37] Chikage
    Monster...
[02:43] Kukuri
    Kanaka...
[02:45] Kiriha
    Kazuya!
[02:47] Kiriha
    You must run, Kazuya!
[02:49] Kiriha
    You can't...
[02:50] Kiriha
    You don't stand a chance against Kanaka.
[02:53] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san?
[02:58] Akito
    How is she so strong?
[03:02] Akito
    We were watching the future...
[03:04] Akito
    But we never even saw her move.
[03:08] Akito
    And all... barehanded?
[03:18] Arumi
    Brother!
[03:19] Arumi
    We can't.
[03:22] Akito
    No matter what we do,
[03:23] Akito
    we won't win.
[03:25] Kiriha
    Run, Kazuya!
[03:26] Kiriha
    We can at least make sure you...
[03:28] Kukuri
    He cannot leave.
[03:29] Kukuri
    There is no turning back.
[03:31] Kukuri
    Their goal is nothing short
    of killing Kazuya-san.
[03:34] Kukuri
    We should put an end to this now.
[03:37] Kukuri
    We will fight first and keep her from moving.
[03:40] Kukuri
    You will then have to finish
    her off permanently.
[03:44] Kukuri
    You must make sure she dies!
[03:46] Kanaka
    Wow, what's with you guys?
[03:48] Kanaka
    This reunion's been a long time coming,
    but no one's happy to see me?
[03:53] Kukuri
    I've always felt guilty for
    what happened to you, Kanaka.
[03:57] Kanaka
    Then do me a favor and butt out?
[03:59] Kanaka
    I'm way overdue for some family time.
[04:02] Kanaka
    But first... would you mind undoing
    the seal you put on Kazuya?
[04:07] Kanaka
    I want to fight my real son.
[04:10] Kukuri
    I will do no such thing,
    nor allow such a fight.
[04:13] Kukuri
    Kazuya-san will only be
    landing the killing blow.
[04:15] Kanaka
    Oh, okay!
[04:17] Kanaka
    So I get to fight the rest of you first, then?
[04:20] Kukuri
    Correct.
[04:21] Taguri
    If we're going up against Kanaka-chan,
[04:23] Taguri
    we'd better bust out all the stops.
[04:26] Taguri
    Adamantine Pillar!
[04:29] Taguri
    There's still more!
[04:30] Sign
    Kanayama Hexagonal Adamantine Pillar
[04:31] Taguri
    Adamantine Battering Ram!
[04:34] Kanaka
    Very nice!
[04:35] Kanaka
    You're up, Azami-chan!
[04:39] Kanaka
    Here I come!
[04:43] Taguri
    Old Bell!
[04:46] Yagokoro
    Weather Bag:
SIGN    Weather Bag: Lightning Trident
[04:47] Yagokoro
    Lightning Trident!
[04:50] Kanaka
    That was a close one!
[04:51] Sunao
    Kanaka-sama!
[04:54] Sunao
    Sumeragi Sunao is here to face you!
[05:00] Kanaka
    Sunao-chan, you've really grown up!
[05:02] Sunao
    I've still got more!
[05:04] Sunao
    Come, Kotetsu!
[05:05] Kotetsu
    Right!
[05:08] Kanaka
    Oh, wow!
[05:10] Kanaka
    And that's Divine Possession?!
[05:12] Kanaka
    Show me what you've got, Sunao-chan!
[05:17] Sunao/Sign
    War God Strike!
SIGN    War
    God
    Strike
[05:22] Kotetsu
    Did that do it?
[05:24] Sunao
    Not yet.
[05:25] Sunao
    She didn't even dodge...
    She stood and deflected it!
[05:30] Kotetsu
    That's crazy!
[05:32] Taguri
    Adamantine Hammer!
[05:34] Yagokoro
    Weather Bag: Torrential Homing Hail!
[05:37] Kanaka
    Hup!
[05:37] Kukuri
    From greatest heights, at the summit
    of the holy white mountain...
[05:41] Kukuri
    To this place, ebbing and waning,
[05:44] Kukuri
    the snake that rises from the
    riverside to offer last rites...
[05:48] Kukuri
    Everflowing Serpent!
[05:53] Kanaka
    That's not gonna work this time, either!
[05:56] Kanaka
    Watershed!
[06:07] Taguri
    Adamantine Pillar!
[06:07] Yagokoro
    Weather Bag!
[06:12] Taguri
    Armor-Piercing Stream!
[06:14] Yagokoro
    Deicidal Ice!
[06:30] Kukuri
    Kazuya-san, this is your chance!
[06:32] Kiriha
    Kazuya...
[06:34] Kukuri
    Quickly!
[06:37] Kukuri
    Her arms are bare...
[07:29] Kanaka
    This'll be the second time
    we've fought one-on-one, huh?
[07:33] Kanaka
    I really got my butt kicked last time.
[07:35] Kanaka
    It took me until today to recover!
[07:39] Kanaka
    I wonder how it'll go this time.
[07:41] Kukuri
    The result won't change.
[07:43] Kukuri
    This ends now.
[08:17] Kanaka
    Sledgehammer Weave!
[08:20] Kanaka
    Enlarged!
[08:24] Kukuri
    Fist of the Water God's ultimate technique...
[08:28] Sign/Kukuri
    Moonglade Guanyin!
SIGN    Moonglade Guanyin
[08:30] Kanaka
    There it is!
[08:32] Kanaka
    That's how you got me last time.
[08:34] Kanaka
    I'd better get ready!
[08:36] Kanaka/Sign
    Twelve-Layered Power Obi!
SIGN    Twelve-Layered Power Obi
[08:40] Kukuri
    The same technique from before...
[08:42] Kukuri
    Then the outcome won't change!
[09:07] Kiriha
    What happened?
[09:14] Kanaka
    Since the day you beat me, Kukuri-chan...
[09:19] Kanaka
    Half of Azami has remained in this town.
[09:24] Kanaka
    My consciousness was hazy, but I was able to
    watch Kazuya's battles through her eyes...
[09:32] Kanaka
    Which is why things are going
    to be different this time.
[09:51] Kanaka
    Divine Possession.
[10:07] Kiriha
    Kokuyou, don't!
[10:18] Kazuya
    Kokuyou-san!
[10:20] Kanaka
    Well, then...
[10:23] Kanaka
    You ready?
[10:37] (Flashback) Kanaka
    Say, Kiriha-chan...
[10:41] (Flashback) Kanaka
    If... hypothetically, okay?
[10:44] (Flashback) Kanaka
    If something happens to me,
    please take care of Kazuya.
[10:50] (Flashback) Kiriha
    Oh, please, you're practically invincible!
[10:55] (Flashback) Kanaka
    I'm not.
[10:57] (Flashback) Kiriha
    All right, as you wish.
[11:00] (Flashback) Kiriha
    I'll protect Kazuya, should it come to that.
[11:04] (Flashback) Kanaka
    Kiriha-chan...
[11:07] (Flashback) Kanaka
    Thank you.
[11:11] Kiriha
    Kanaka...
[11:13] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san... I...
[11:16] Kiriha
    No one can blame you for being confused.
[11:19] Kiriha
    Kukuri and I didn't explain what happened.
[11:22] Kiriha
    But I can promise you this...
[11:26] Kiriha
    That isn't Kanaka anymore.
[11:30] Kiriha
    It's the amasogi you created.
[11:34] Kiriha
    And it has to be defeated!
[11:39] Kazuya
    Okay.
[11:44] Kazuya
    Divine Possession!
[12:00] Kanaka
    No good.
[12:02] Kanaka
    I thought the two of you
    might have what it takes...
[12:07] Kanaka
    but you don't.
[12:09] Kanaka
    I guess I'll keep my promise
    to Azami-chan, then.
[12:28] Kiriha
    Kazuya...
[12:31] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san?
[12:43] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san! Kiriha-san! Kiriha-san!
[12:50] Kasumi
    Hold it!
[12:55] Kasumi
    You're not killing Ya-kun, you old bitch!
[12:58] Kazuya
    S-Sis?
[13:00] Kasumi
    Get a grip, Ya-kun! I'll manage somehow!
[13:04] Kanaka
    You will? Seriously, Kasumi-chan?
[13:07] Kasumi
    Things are different now!
[13:10] Kasumi
    Saori!
[13:14] Kazuya
    The drain... from Divine Possession...
[13:17] Kasumi
    I can buy you three years!
[13:19] Kasumi
    You have to get stronger than her by then!
[13:26] Kazuya
    Sis...
[13:51] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san?
[13:54] Kazuya
    Sis?
[13:57] Kazuya
    Kukuri-chan? Kokuyou-san?
[14:01] Kazuya
    Sunao-san... Kotetsu-kun?
[14:06] Dad
    Kazuya!
[14:12] Kazuya
    Dad?
[14:14] Kazuya
    Have you seen the others? I can't find them.
[14:17] Dad
    Have a seat. We need to talk.
[14:21] Kazuya
    Okay.
[14:30] Kazuya
    Uh...
[14:31] Dad
    Introduce yourself to our guest.
[14:36] Ouhi
    It's nice to meet you.
[14:37] Ouhi
    I am the head of the malison exorcist
    training school Tsuzuraden,
[14:40] Ouhi
    Oriobana Ouhi.
[14:42] Kazuya
    It's nice to meet you. I'm Kagami Kazuya.
[14:45] Bakura
    Nice to see you again.
[14:48] Kazuya
    Bakura-chan!
[14:49] Kazuya
    So, what's all this about? Where is everyone?
[14:54] Ouhi
    You seem to be a bit confused.
[14:58] Ouhi
    What do you remember before falling asleep?
[15:01] Kazuya
    What do I remember?
[15:03] Kazuya
    Well, Mom came back to
    life at Hakusan Shrine...
[15:08] Kazuya
    She killed Kukuri-chan and Kiriha-san...
[15:12] Kazuya
    And then my sister showed up...
[15:15] Kazuya
    Wow, that's gotta be a dream.
    I must not be fully awake!
[15:20] Ouhi
    Everything you just said really happened.
[15:25] Ouhi
    I understand. Allow me
    to explain what happened.
[15:29] Ouhi
    For now, the threat has passed...
[15:34] Ouhi
    Well, it would be more accurate
    to say that it has been postponed.
[15:41] (Flashback) Ouhi
    From the look of things...
[15:44] (Flashback) Ouhi
    We were too late.
[15:46] (Flashback) Ouhi
    We need to ascertain what happened here.
    Work in teams of two.
[15:50] (Flashback) Ouhi
    Search the area and aid the injured,
[15:53] (Flashback) Ouhi
    and restrain the tsukumogami from Mayoiga.
[15:57] (Flashback) Ouhi
    This shape... Is it one of
    the Mayoiga tsukumogami?
[16:01] (Flashback) Saori
    Not at all.
[16:05] (Flashback) Ouhi
    And you are?
[16:07] (Flashback) Saori
    Kagami Kasumi's tsukumogami,
    Saori the hourglass.
[16:12] (Flashback) Ouhi
    Pardon my rudeness. I am the head
    of Tsuzuraden, Oriobana Ouhi.
[16:18] (Flashback) Ouhi
    Can you explain what happened here?
[16:21] (Flashback) Saori
    By all means!
[16:23] (Flashback) Kasumi
    Hold it!
[16:25] Saori
    By the time Kasumi-sama and I arrived,
    the battle had nearly concluded.
[16:26] (Flashback) Kasumi
    You're not killing Ya-kun, you old bitch!
[16:32] (Flashback) Kasumi
    I can buy you three years!
[16:33] (Flashback) Kasumi
    You have to get stronger than her by then!
[16:46] (Flashback) Kanaka
    Huh? She's not moving fast
    enough to evade, and yet...
[16:50] (Flashback) Kanaka
    Is this her tsukumogami power?
[16:58] (Flashback) Saori
    As the sands of time cease their dance...
[17:02] (Flashback) Kanaka
    Is this...
[17:03] (Flashback) Kasumi
    Let the the flow of time be dammed!
[17:06] (Flashback) Both
    Enshrined Moment!
[17:08] (Flashback) Saori
    To stop Kanaka, Kasumi-sama
    and I deployed a barrier.
[17:17] (Flashback) Saori
    Kanaka, her tsukumogami Azami,
[17:19] (Flashback) Saori
    Kasumi-sama, and myself are now trapped
    inside a frozen moment for three years.
[17:27] (Flashback) Ouhi
    Then I'm not actually speaking to you?
[17:31] (Flashback) Ouhi
    Exactly! I'm an illusion,
    left behind to explain what happened.
[17:36] (Flashback) Ouhi
    I understand.
[17:38] (Flashback) Ouhi
    I'll leave exorcists from Tsuzuraden
    to monitor the situation, as well.
[17:44] (Flashback) Saori
    We appreciate it.
[17:52] Ouhi
    That's what happened after
    you lost consciousness...
[17:55] Ouhi
    And that was three days ago.
[18:00] Ouhi
    Your sister has bought you valuable time.
[18:04] Ouhi
    You now have two years and 362 days.
[18:09] Kazuya
    Sis...
[18:11] Kazuya
    Wait, what happened to the others?
[18:14] Ouhi
    Sumeragi Sunao-san and
    Kotetsu-kun aren't hurt.
[18:17] Ouhi
    They're at home, on standby.
[18:20] Ouhi
    Yagokoro-sama and Kanayama-sama
    were badly injured,
[18:25] Ouhi
    but are recuperating at
    their respective shrines.
[18:29] Ouhi
    Kokuyou-san's injuries
    aren't life-threatening,
[18:32] Ouhi
    and she's being treated by staff from
    the main hall of Hakusan Shrine.
[18:36] Kazuya
    Hakusan Shrine...
[18:38] Kazuya
    Then what about Kukuri-chan?
[18:40] Ouhi
    Kukurihime-sama has passed away.
[18:53] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san! What about Kiriha-san?!
[18:56] Dad
    I need you to remain calm, Kazuya.
[19:01] Dad
    This is Kiriha-san.
[19:20] (Flashback) Ouhi
    Kazuya-san...
[19:22] (Flashback) Ouhi
    I wish that I could give you more time,
    but I'm afraid that's not an option.
[19:29] (Flashback) Ouhi
    We cannot ignore an aberration
    with the strength to kill a god.
[19:34] (Flashback) Ouhi
    The fight against Kanaka
    is a foregone conclusion.
[19:37] (Flashback) Ouhi
    But... even if the greatest
    fighters from Tsuzuraden
[19:41] (Flashback) Ouhi
    were able to slay her in three years' time,
[19:45] (Flashback) Ouhi
    the malison atonement would
    cause a calamity in this town.
[19:49] (Flashback) Ouhi
    There is only one way avoid that:
    you must defeat Kanaka.
[19:57] (Flashback) Ouhi
    That is why you must train at
    Tsuzuraden until that day comes.
[20:01] (Flashback) Ouhi
    Your father has already given his approval.
[20:04] (Flashback) Ouhi
    I'm afraid you have no choice in the matter.
[20:08] (Flashback) Ouhi
    But... I would still rather
    you choose to come.
[20:13] (Flashback) Ouhi
    Kagami Kazuya-san... what will you do?
[20:51] Ouhi
    With the loss of people so close to him,
    at the hands of his own mother...
[20:56] Ouhi
    I thought convincing him
    would be more difficult.
[20:59] Ouhi
    It seems I underestimated him.
[21:04] Kazuya
    I'm going to go with Ouhi-san.
[21:07] Dad
    I see.
[21:09] Kazuya
    You knew everything, didn't you?
[21:12] Dad
    I did.
[21:14] Kazuya
    Thank you.
[21:17] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san and Kukuri-chan... everyone...
[21:20] Kazuya
    They did so much for me.
[21:23] Kazuya
    So now it's my turn to give back.
[21:26] Dad
    I see.
[21:30] Dad
    Kazuya...
[21:32] Dad
    Take care of Kanaka.
[21:38] Kazuya
    Right.
[21:40] Bakura
    I was sure Kazuya-san would
    rise to the challenge.
[21:44] Ouhi
    Do you know him well?
[21:47] Bakura
    People reveal their true
    selves in their dreams.
[21:51] Kazuya
    Sorry about the wait.
[21:54] Kazuya
    I'll be in your care for
    the next three years.
[21:58] Ouhi
    Of course.
[22:00] Kazuya
    I'm going to stop Mom.
SIGN    Illustration by: Hamada Yoshikazu

OVA

OVA

OVA - Untitled

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SIGN    My Dear Tsukumogami
[00:08] Kazuya
    My name is Kagami Kazuya,
    and I live with a particular girl.
[00:13] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san, it's morning.
[00:17] Kazuya
    Her name is Kiriha-san, and
    she's an obi sash tsukumogami.
[00:21] Kazuya
    Wake up, Kiriha-san.
[00:24] Kazuya
    Come on!
[00:28] Kazuya
    You're naked again?!
[00:31] Kazuya
    Two out of three times,
    Kiriha-san will be naked in the morning.
[00:36] Kazuya
    Get dressed already!
[00:39] Kiriha
    Kazuya...
[00:44] Kiriha
    Put my underwear on me!
[00:47] Kazuya
    Again?!
[00:52] Kazuya
    Come on, raise your hips.
[00:59] Kazuya
    Okay, sit up.
[01:06] Kazuya
    Good grief...
[01:11] Kazuya
    Hey, Kiriha-san! Wake up already!
[01:16] Kazuya
    And you buttoned your shirt wrong again!
[01:21] Kiriha
    Fix it for me.
[01:23] Kazuya
    You need to get your act together.
[01:25] Kazuya
    It takes a lot of effort
[01:26] Kazuya
    to combat my baser instincts while
    getting her dressed every morning.
[01:31] Kazuya
    That is quite the view...
[01:33] Kazuya
    No, no, I can't!
[01:41] Students
    Huh? Is she a transfer student?
[01:41] Kiriha
    At school, she does manage
    to look pretty sharp.
[01:46] Teacher
    Therefore,
[01:47] Teacher
    the area of this parallelogram
[01:50] Teacher
    would be two times that of this triangle,
[01:53] Teacher
    and by multiplying base by height...
[01:56] Teacher
    And based on that,
[01:58] Teacher
    we refer to the intersection of
    these two lines on the graph as "a."
[02:09] Kiriha
    Kazuya! You're not eating?
[02:11] Kiriha
    Give me yours, then!
[02:14] Kazuya
    Honestly...
[02:16] Kiriha
    The rolled omelet, too!
[02:17] Kazuya
    Really? You're not shy, are you?
[02:20] Kiriha
    Quickly, now!
[02:21] Kazuya
    Avoiding attention is... difficult.
[02:22] Kazuya
    Then there won't be any for me.
SIGN    After School
SIGN    After School
[02:27] Kiriha
    Sugary, sugary! Oh, how sweet it is!
[02:33] Kazuya
    I can't lower my guard on the
    way back from school, either.
[02:38] Sign
    Sweets Shop Kanmi
[02:38] Sign
    Today's
    special:
    pudding!
[02:39] Kiriha
    Pudding!
[02:40] Kazuya
    I'm managing our allowances, and...
[02:44] Kiriha
    Come on, Kazuya! It's apparently Pudding Day!
[02:47] Kiriha
    It's the perfect occasion to indulge, isn't it?
[02:50] Kazuya
    It isn't at all! You've already
    spent too much this month.
[02:53] Kazuya
    I need to act like a proper tsukumogami
    master sometimes and be firm!
[02:59] Kazuya
    Okay, okay, fine!
[03:02] Crowd
    What's up with that?
[03:03] Crowd
    Good question.
[03:04] Kazuya
    Or at least... I try to.
[03:14] Kazuya
    In the end, I usually end up paying anyway.
[03:17] Kazuya
    This means I have to refrain from
    buying the things I want instead.
[03:22] Kiriha
    Kazuya!
[03:23] Kazuya
    But...
[03:25] Kiriha
    Go on! It's good.
[03:34] Kiriha
    Well?
[03:35] Kazuya
    Yeah, it really is good.
[03:36] Kiriha
    As I said!
[03:38] Kazuya
    I do like seeing Kiriha-san
    in a good mood, though.
[03:46] Kazuya
    Once I'm back in my room,
    I can finally relax. Or so I think...
[03:56] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san's casual wear is... very casual.
[04:01] Kazuya
    You might say it's better than her
    being nude, but I'm not so sure...
[04:05] Kazuya
    given the way it casually
    rouses my inner beast.
[04:10] Kazuya
    And then...
[04:12] Kazuya
    Once a day, my greatest trial awaits.
[04:17] Kazuya
    Bath time...
[04:20] Kazuya
    When Kiriha-san takes her bath,
    she always drags me along with her.
[04:26] Kazuya
    Why start with the bottom?!
[04:30] Kazuya
    So good!
[04:32] Kazuya
    You're leaving them on the floor again?
[04:35] Kazuya
    There's something visceral about
    the lingering body heat...
[04:38] Kiriha
    What's keeping you?
[04:40] Kiriha
    Get in here already.
[04:42] Kiriha
    And she never even tries to cover up!
[04:45] Kiriha
    What's that?
[04:47] Kiriha
    Already standing at attention?
[04:50] Kazuya
    S-Stop it!
[04:52] Kiriha
    There, there, there, there!
[05:00] Kiriha
    That was no small amount.
[05:03] Kazuya
    Lately, I feel like I'm not
    lasting as long as I used to....
[05:07] Kazuya
    Huh?
[05:08] Kiriha
    What is it?
[05:09] Kazuya
    I just realized the sponge isn't there...
[05:12] Kazuya
    I'll go grab a towel.
[05:14] Kiriha
    Why not just use your hands?
[05:18] Kiriha
    My bare hands?!
[05:22] Kiriha
    O-Okay... here I come.
[05:29] Kiriha
    Rubbing her body like this
[05:32] Kiriha
    makes me all the more conscious of
    Kiriha-san's petite, supple body,
[05:37] Kiriha
    whether I want to be or not.
[05:44] Kiriha
    I-I don't know if I should...
[05:46] Kiriha
    What's the issue? Get a move on.
[05:50] Kazuya
    O-Okay!
[05:55] Kazuya
    S-So soft!
[05:58] Kazuya
    They're not massive,
    but they're so squishy...
[06:01] Kazuya
    Like marshmallows!
[06:05] Kiriha
    That's enough with the chest.
[06:07] Kazuya
    Sorry! I spaced out.
[06:09] Kazuya
    I'll rinse you off now.
[06:12] Kazuya
    Why? You're not finished yet.
[06:16] Kazuya
    There, too?!
[06:18] Kazuya
    Here I go...
[06:37] Kazuya
    Did she just—
[06:45] Kazuya
    For the first time, I feel like
    I've gotten some retaliation.
[06:51] Kiriha
    Don't get full of yourself.
[06:52] Kazuya
    Whatever do you mean?
[06:59] Kazuya
    This is my second defeat in
    the course of five minutes...
[07:04] Kiriha
    Kazuya!
[07:07] Kiriha
    Let's get to sleep.
[07:09] Kazuya
    Right...
[07:14] Kazuya
    I managed to make it through
    another day, somehow.
[07:18] Kazuya
    Totally audacious, without a shred of shame...
[07:21] Kazuya
    Completely free-spirited, and one of a kind.
[07:25] Kazuya
    Every day with Kiriha-san is full of trouble.
[07:31] Kazuya
    It's hard to restrain myself, but still...
[07:34] Kazuya
    I don't want to ruin the way
    our relationship is now.
[07:41] Kazuya
    I hope things stay this way forever.
[07:43] Kiriha
    Stop that, Kazuya...
[07:46] Kiriha
    That's not going to fit in there.
[07:48] Kazuya
    What're you dreaming about?!
[07:51] Kazuya
    I honestly wish these days would never end.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[07:58] Kiriha
    Tsugumomo!
[08:02] Kazuya
    Through a series of events,
[08:04] Kazuya
    the Kagami household is now hosting
    our local goddess and her priestess.
[08:09] Kukuri
    Ow, hot!
[08:16] Kiriha
    Hey, Kazuya!
SIGN    Kiriha, who has shrunk
     after said series of events

SIGN    Kiriha, who has shrunk
     after said series of events
[08:20] ---
    Let's go to the bathhouse.
[08:21] Kazuya
    Huh? Uh, okay.
SIGN    At the Bathhouse
[08:23] Bathhouse sign
    Capybara Bathhouse
[08:26] Kiriha
    Nyah! No underpants for you!
[08:30] Kukuri
    Cut that out, Kiriha!
[08:35] Chisato
    Hey! You could hurt yourself running around.
[08:38] Kiriha
    Oh, Chisato! You're here, too?
[08:41] Chisato
    Kiriha-san? What a coincidence.
[08:45] Kukuri
    Hey, if it ain't Chisato!
[08:53] Kukuri
    What's wrong?
[08:54] Chisato
    Uh, nothing...
[08:59] Kiriha
    Last one in's a rotten egg!
[09:08] Chisato
    See? I tried to warn you.
[09:11] Kiriha
    Damn you!
[09:21] Kukuri
    What was that for?!
[09:24] Kukuri
    Cut it out!
[09:25] Chisato
    Honestly...
[09:29] Chisato
    If Kiriha-san and the others are here...
[09:33] Chisato
    Is Kazuya-kun with them?
[09:42] Kukuri
    Yeah! I'm first in!
[09:46] Kiriha
    I have you now!
SIGN    One Thousand Years of Death
[09:52] Sign/Kiriha
    One Thousand Years of Death!
[09:57] Chisato
    What happened?!
[09:59] Kiriha
    Oh, nothing! She just took a bit of a spill.
[10:04] Kukuri
    Chew on that!
SIGN    Fist of the Water God Secret Technique:
    Watery Grave
[10:07] Kiriha
    What was that for, you poverty goddess?!
[10:08] Kukuri
    Shut yer yap, you rag youkai!
[10:17] Chisato
    Will you two start behaving now?
[10:33] Chisato
    Put some clothes on!
[10:39] Sign
    Porakitan Hemorrhoid Cream
[10:44] Kiriha
    Damn you, Kukuri! This calls for
    four-fingered impalement next time!
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[10:53] Chisato
    Tsugumomo!
SIGN    My Dear Master
[10:56] Sunao
    Hey! What are you standing around for?
[10:59] Sunao
    You're my property, aren't you?
[11:02] Sunao
    So you should wash my back!
[11:04] Kotetsu
    B-But...
[11:07] Sunao
    But what?
[11:08] Kotetsu
    Tsukumogami or not, I am a boy...
[11:11] Kotetsu
    And... bathing with a girl seems like...
[11:14] Sunao
    Would you quit yapping?
[11:16] Sunao
    Act like a man!
[11:20] Sunao
    Pathetic. You need to get your
    act together, like my brother.
[11:26] Sunao
    Hey...
[11:27] Sunao
    Yours seems kind of weird.
[11:30] Sunao
    If I remember right, my brother's was more...
[11:33] Kotetsu
    Wait—
[11:34] Sunao
    Like this!
[11:36] Kotetsu
    And Sunao-sama didn't stop there...
[11:38] Sunao
    Kotetsu, do my homework.
[11:41] Kotetsu
    She never stops issuing crazy demands...
[11:41] Sunao
    Kotetsu, give me your dorayaki.
[11:45] Sunao
    Kotetsu, you're the one who broke that vase.
[11:53] Kotetsu
    I surrender!
[11:54] Sunao
    Kotetsu, you are such a wimp.
[12:01] Kotetsu
    Sunao-sama?
[12:09] Kotetsu
    Sunao-sama...
[12:11] Kotetsu
    Your uniform is going to get all
    wrinkled if you sleep like that.
[12:17] Sunao
    Shut up.
[12:19] Sunao
    Take it off of me, then.
[12:22] Kotetsu
    But...
[12:23] Sunao
    I'm tired, okay? Hurry up.
[12:26] Kotetsu
    O-Okay. Then...
[12:35] Kotetsu
    Um, what should I do next?
[12:38] Sunao
    It's tight.
[12:40] Sunao
    Around my chest.
[12:41] Koetsu
    Oh, right.
[12:46] Koetsu
    Um...
[12:58] Koetsu
    P-Pardon me.
[13:11] Koetsu
    Um, Sunao-sama, you'll have
    to raise your rear end...
[13:28] Koetsu
    Sunao-sama!
[13:36] Sunao
    Brother...
[13:46] Kotetsu
    Sleep well.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[13:55] Sunao
    Tsugumomo.
SIGN    Kokuyou's Gratitude
[14:02] Kazuya
    I don't often find myself
    alone with Kokuyou-san.
[14:06] Kazuya
    I wonder if I should say something...
[14:09] Kazuya
    But what should we talk about?
[14:12] Kokuyou
    Kazuya.
[14:14] Kokuyou
    Shall I give you a "boob job"?
[14:17] Kazuya
    A wh-wh-wh-what?!
[14:18] Floating sign
    Boob Job
[14:19] Kokuyou
    Boob job.
[14:22] Floating sign
    I am grateful to you.
    You've been quite kind to Kukuri-sama.
[14:27] Floating sign
    I've been thinking of a way
    to show you my gratitude...
[14:30] Floating sign
    However, I'm a crow that has transformed,
    so I have no idea what you might like.
[14:37] Floating sign
    If I were as adorable as Kukuri-sama,
[14:41] Floating sign
    I'm sure you would enjoy my company more...
[14:45] Floating sign
    But all I have to offer are
    these slovenly breasts.
[14:49] Kazuya
    That's not true!
[14:51] Kazuya
    You're pretty, with statuesque features,
[14:54] Kazuya
    and you're tall, like a model!
[14:56] Kazuya
    And having big boobs is a very good thing!
[14:59] Kazuya
    You're a very attractive lady, Kokuyou-san!
[15:03] Kazuya
    Although, it's kind of embarrassing
    to say all that to your face...
[15:08] Kokuyou
    I've never really been concerned
    about my appearance...
[15:11] Kokuyou
    But being praised for it isn't a bad feeling.
[15:16] Kokuyou
    Thank you.
[15:19] Kazuya
    It's no big deal...
[15:21] Kokuyou
    Now, then,
[15:22] Kokuyou
    since you find my appearance suitable...
[15:26] Kokuyou
    Let us begin.
[15:33] Kiriha
    Hey! We're back.
[15:34] Kukuri
    We're ho—
[15:37] Floating sign
    Boob Job
[15:37] Kukuri
    B-B-B-Boob job?!
[15:38] Kazuya
    No! Not yet!
[15:40] Kokuyou
    Would you care to join us, Kukuri-sama?
[15:44] Kukuri
    You know dang well that I can't!
[15:47] Kokuyou
    My apologies, then.
[15:51] Kukuri
    Quit laughing!
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[15:55] Kokyou
    Tsugumomo.
SIGN    The Last Stand
[16:00] Kiriha
    All right, out with it, Kazuya.
[16:03] Kukuri
    Yeah, Kazuyan. Let's empty that tank.
[16:08] Kiriha
    You need a better grip,
    or he'll miss his mark.
[16:11] Kukuri
    It's all squishy...
[16:13] Kiriha
    Come, now! Try a bit harder.
[16:15] Kukuri
    Ya gotta have a delicate touch, though.
[16:18] Kazuya
    Why is this happening to me?
SIGN    After the Battle Against Sunao
SIGN    After the Battle Against Sunao
[16:22] Kiriha
    A side effect of Divine Possession...
[16:25] Kiriha
    I didn't think he'd be this
    exhausted for so long.
[16:28] Kukuri
    You okay, Kazuyan? Does it hurt anywhere?
[16:31] Kazuya
    No, I'm okay. But...
[16:34] Kiriha
    What is it?
[16:35] Kukuri
    What's up? You can tell us anything!
[16:38] Kazuya
    I kinda... need to use the bathroom.
[16:42] Kukuri
    Come on, let's get that outta there.
[16:45] Kazuya
    This really isn't what I was asking for!
[16:48] Kiriha
    It doesn't usually take so long.
[16:50] Kiriha
    This is getting tiresome.
    I'll just wring it out of him.
[16:53] Kazuya
    Wait—
[16:54] Kazuya
    Hang on!
[16:56] Kukuri
    Battle mode!
[16:57] Kazuya
    No! That's not what I was trying to—
[17:03] Kukuri
    It almost got in my eyes!
[17:08] Kukuri
    We're out of options.
[17:09] Kukuri
    This calls for the last resort.
[17:12] Kazuya
    No! Anything but that!
[17:16] Kukuri
    Give it up, Kazuyan!
[17:18] Kukuri
    We ain't got any other choice!
[17:22] Kukuri
    That oughta do!
[17:23] Kiriha
    It suits you, Kazuya.
[17:27] Kazuya
    And so, yet again, I lost something
    that can never be recovered.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[17:35] Kukuri
    Tsugumomo...
[17:40] ---
    "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou naked?
    Please put on some clothes."
[17:41] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san likes to read with me.
[17:47] Kiriha
    This one's next!
[17:48] Kazuya
    Yeah, okay.
[17:50] Kazuya
    "You're quite the little masochist."
[17:52] Kazuya
    "You'll make a delicious meal for us."
[17:55] Kazuya
    "No, don't say that!"
[18:00] Kazuya
    Where'd you get this?
[18:02] Sign
    Succubus Spa
[18:03] Kazuya
    That's one less hiding spot for me, I guess!
[18:04] Sign
    Special Edition
    Carnivorous Busty Beauties!
[18:06] Kiriha
    Come on, Kazuya, it's nothing
    to be embarrassed about.
[18:07] Sign
    These
    Titties
    Pack a
    Punch!
[18:09] Kiriha
    Now, tell me, which is your favorite?
[18:12] Kazuya
    I can't tell you that!
[18:14] Kiriha
    Then let's run a few trials.
[18:20] Kazuya
    But why?
[18:22] Kazuya
    And why is the whole gang here?
[18:25] Kiriha
    All right, then...
[18:27] Kiriha
    Let's start with this.
SIGN     Castle Amasogian

SIGN     Castle Amasogian

[18:38] Kiriha
    And now you are my servant for eternity.
[18:52] Kiriha
    Wh-What's this? I'm impressed you have
    the guts to try and pin me down.
[19:00] Kiriha
    Well, now! I didn't know you
    were into that kind of thing.
[19:05] Kazuya
    This is so cruel...
SIGN    Somewhere in Amasogian Apartment Complex
SIGN    Somewhere in Amasogian Apartment Complex
[19:12] Kokuyou
    Please, don't...
[19:13] Kokuyou
    My husband... My children...
SIGN     Amasogian Forest

SIGN     Amasogian Forest

[19:21] Sunao
    I won't suffer this kind of humiliation!
[19:25] Sunao
    Just kill me!
SIGN    That Perfume Returns
[19:27] Kokuyou
    It seems these are some
    rather unrealistic fantasies
[19:31] Kokuyou
    intended to provide a degree of self-comfort.
[19:33] Sunao
    Disgusting.
[19:34] Kazuya
    Don't! Don't analyze them!
[19:34] Sign
    The Return
[19:37] Kiriha
    Let's see, next is...
[19:39] Kukuri
    That's right, Mommy's right here!
[19:41] Kazuya
    Goo-goo, ga-ga...
[19:43] Kiriha
    Well, this is a bit revolting.
[19:44] Chisato
    You want someone to do this for you?
[19:46] Kazuya
    I asked you to stop!
[19:48] Chisato
    If this will help you, Kazuya-kun...
[19:51] Kazuya
    Please make it stop!
[19:53] Kukuri
    He's actually crying!
[19:54] Kiriha
    No cuckold material, though.
[19:57] Kazuya
    Why would you do this?
[20:00] Kiriha
    Pure curiosity.
[20:02] Kiriha
    Now, then, for the last book...
[20:04] Kukuri
    That's the one that was
    hidden in the toilet tank.
[20:08] Kokuyou
    Does that mean it's the
    most special selection?
[20:13] Kotetsu
    Are you sure? I'm a boy, you know.
[20:17] Sign
    Tsukimono!
    Our Summer of Passion
[20:22] Kiriha
    You swing that way, too, Kazuya?
[20:25] Kazuya
    Uh, that one isn't mine...
[20:29] Kiriha
    Then whose is it?