OVA OVA - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    My Dear Tsukumogami [00:08] Kazuya     My name is Kagami Kazuya,     and I live with a particular girl. [00:13] Kazuya     Kiriha-san, it's morning. [00:17] Kazuya     Her name is Kiriha-san, and     she's an obi sash tsukumogami. [00:21] Kazuya     Wake up, Kiriha-san. [00:24] Kazuya     Come on! [00:28] Kazuya     You're naked again?! [00:31] Kazuya     Two out of three times,     Kiriha-san will be naked in the morning. [00:36] Kazuya     Get dressed already! [00:39] Kiriha     Kazuya... [00:44] Kiriha     Put my underwear on me! [00:47] Kazuya     Again?! [00:52] Kazuya     Come on, raise your hips. [00:59] Kazuya     Okay, sit up. [01:06] Kazuya     Good grief... [01:11] Kazuya     Hey, Kiriha-san! Wake up already! [01:16] Kazuya     And you buttoned your shirt wrong again! [01:21] Kiriha     Fix it for me. [01:23] Kazuya     You need to get your act together. [01:25] Kazuya     It takes a lot of effort [01:26] Kazuya     to combat my baser instincts while     getting her dressed every morning. [01:31] Kazuya     That is quite the view... [01:33] Kazuya     No, no, I can't! [01:41] Students     Huh? Is she a transfer student? [01:41] Kiriha     At school, she does manage     to look pretty sharp. [01:46] Teacher     Therefore, [01:47] Teacher     the area of this parallelogram [01:50] Teacher     would be two times that of this triangle, [01:53] Teacher     and by multiplying base by height... [01:56] Teacher     And based on that, [01:58] Teacher     we refer to the intersection of     these two lines on the graph as "a." [02:09] Kiriha     Kazuya! You're not eating? [02:11] Kiriha     Give me yours, then! [02:14] Kazuya     Honestly... [02:16] Kiriha     The rolled omelet, too! [02:17] Kazuya     Really? You're not shy, are you? [02:20] Kiriha     Quickly, now! [02:21] Kazuya     Avoiding attention is... difficult. [02:22] Kazuya     Then there won't be any for me. SIGN    After School SIGN    After School [02:27] Kiriha     Sugary, sugary! Oh, how sweet it is! [02:33] Kazuya     I can't lower my guard on the     way back from school, either. [02:38] Sign     Sweets Shop Kanmi [02:38] Sign     Today's     special:     pudding! [02:39] Kiriha     Pudding! [02:40] Kazuya     I'm managing our allowances, and... [02:44] Kiriha     Come on, Kazuya! It's apparently Pudding Day! [02:47] Kiriha     It's the perfect occasion to indulge, isn't it? [02:50] Kazuya     It isn't at all! You've already     spent too much this month. [02:53] Kazuya     I need to act like a proper tsukumogami     master sometimes and be firm! [02:59] Kazuya     Okay, okay, fine! [03:02] Crowd     What's up with that? [03:03] Crowd     Good question. [03:04] Kazuya     Or at least... I try to. [03:14] Kazuya     In the end, I usually end up paying anyway. [03:17] Kazuya     This means I have to refrain from     buying the things I want instead. [03:22] Kiriha     Kazuya! [03:23] Kazuya     But... [03:25] Kiriha     Go on! It's good. [03:34] Kiriha     Well? [03:35] Kazuya     Yeah, it really is good. [03:36] Kiriha     As I said! [03:38] Kazuya     I do like seeing Kiriha-san     in a good mood, though. [03:46] Kazuya     Once I'm back in my room,     I can finally relax. Or so I think... [03:56] Kazuya     Kiriha-san's casual wear is... very casual. [04:01] Kazuya     You might say it's better than her     being nude, but I'm not so sure... [04:05] Kazuya     given the way it casually     rouses my inner beast. [04:10] Kazuya     And then... [04:12] Kazuya     Once a day, my greatest trial awaits. [04:17] Kazuya     Bath time... [04:20] Kazuya     When Kiriha-san takes her bath,     she always drags me along with her. [04:26] Kazuya     Why start with the bottom?! [04:30] Kazuya     So good! [04:32] Kazuya     You're leaving them on the floor again? [04:35] Kazuya     There's something visceral about     the lingering body heat... [04:38] Kiriha     What's keeping you? [04:40] Kiriha     Get in here already. [04:42] Kiriha     And she never even tries to cover up! [04:45] Kiriha     What's that? [04:47] Kiriha     Already standing at attention? [04:50] Kazuya     S-Stop it! [04:52] Kiriha     There, there, there, there! [05:00] Kiriha     That was no small amount. [05:03] Kazuya     Lately, I feel like I'm not     lasting as long as I used to.... [05:07] Kazuya     Huh? [05:08] Kiriha     What is it? [05:09] Kazuya     I just realized the sponge isn't there... [05:12] Kazuya     I'll go grab a towel. [05:14] Kiriha     Why not just use your hands? [05:18] Kiriha     My bare hands?! [05:22] Kiriha     O-Okay... here I come. [05:29] Kiriha     Rubbing her body like this [05:32] Kiriha     makes me all the more conscious of     Kiriha-san's petite, supple body, [05:37] Kiriha     whether I want to be or not. [05:44] Kiriha     I-I don't know if I should... [05:46] Kiriha     What's the issue? Get a move on. [05:50] Kazuya     O-Okay! [05:55] Kazuya     S-So soft! [05:58] Kazuya     They're not massive,     but they're so squishy... [06:01] Kazuya     Like marshmallows! [06:05] Kiriha     That's enough with the chest. [06:07] Kazuya     Sorry! I spaced out. [06:09] Kazuya     I'll rinse you off now. [06:12] Kazuya     Why? You're not finished yet. [06:16] Kazuya     There, too?! [06:18] Kazuya     Here I go... [06:37] Kazuya     Did she just— [06:45] Kazuya     For the first time, I feel like     I've gotten some retaliation. [06:51] Kiriha     Don't get full of yourself. [06:52] Kazuya     Whatever do you mean? [06:59] Kazuya     This is my second defeat in     the course of five minutes... [07:04] Kiriha     Kazuya! [07:07] Kiriha     Let's get to sleep. [07:09] Kazuya     Right... [07:14] Kazuya     I managed to make it through     another day, somehow. [07:18] Kazuya     Totally audacious, without a shred of shame... [07:21] Kazuya     Completely free-spirited, and one of a kind. [07:25] Kazuya     Every day with Kiriha-san is full of trouble. [07:31] Kazuya     It's hard to restrain myself, but still... [07:34] Kazuya     I don't want to ruin the way     our relationship is now. [07:41] Kazuya     I hope things stay this way forever. [07:43] Kiriha     Stop that, Kazuya... [07:46] Kiriha     That's not going to fit in there. [07:48] Kazuya     What're you dreaming about?! [07:51] Kazuya     I honestly wish these days would never end. SIGN    Tsugumomo [07:58] Kiriha     Tsugumomo! [08:02] Kazuya     Through a series of events, [08:04] Kazuya     the Kagami household is now hosting     our local goddess and her priestess. [08:09] Kukuri     Ow, hot! [08:16] Kiriha     Hey, Kazuya! SIGN    Kiriha, who has shrunk      after said series of events SIGN    Kiriha, who has shrunk      after said series of events [08:20] ---     Let's go to the bathhouse. [08:21] Kazuya     Huh? Uh, okay. SIGN    At the Bathhouse [08:23] Bathhouse sign     Capybara Bathhouse [08:26] Kiriha     Nyah! No underpants for you! [08:30] Kukuri     Cut that out, Kiriha! [08:35] Chisato     Hey! You could hurt yourself running around. [08:38] Kiriha     Oh, Chisato! You're here, too? [08:41] Chisato     Kiriha-san? What a coincidence. [08:45] Kukuri     Hey, if it ain't Chisato! [08:53] Kukuri     What's wrong? [08:54] Chisato     Uh, nothing... [08:59] Kiriha     Last one in's a rotten egg! [09:08] Chisato     See? I tried to warn you. [09:11] Kiriha     Damn you! [09:21] Kukuri     What was that for?! [09:24] Kukuri     Cut it out! [09:25] Chisato     Honestly... [09:29] Chisato     If Kiriha-san and the others are here... [09:33] Chisato     Is Kazuya-kun with them? [09:42] Kukuri     Yeah! I'm first in! [09:46] Kiriha     I have you now! SIGN    One Thousand Years of Death [09:52] Sign/Kiriha     One Thousand Years of Death! [09:57] Chisato     What happened?! [09:59] Kiriha     Oh, nothing! She just took a bit of a spill. [10:04] Kukuri     Chew on that! SIGN    Fist of the Water God Secret Technique:     Watery Grave [10:07] Kiriha     What was that for, you poverty goddess?! [10:08] Kukuri     Shut yer yap, you rag youkai! [10:17] Chisato     Will you two start behaving now? [10:33] Chisato     Put some clothes on! [10:39] Sign     Porakitan Hemorrhoid Cream [10:44] Kiriha     Damn you, Kukuri! This calls for     four-fingered impalement next time! SIGN    Tsugumomo [10:53] Chisato     Tsugumomo! SIGN    My Dear Master [10:56] Sunao     Hey! What are you standing around for? [10:59] Sunao     You're my property, aren't you? [11:02] Sunao     So you should wash my back! [11:04] Kotetsu     B-But... [11:07] Sunao     But what? [11:08] Kotetsu     Tsukumogami or not, I am a boy... [11:11] Kotetsu     And... bathing with a girl seems like... [11:14] Sunao     Would you quit yapping? [11:16] Sunao     Act like a man! [11:20] Sunao     Pathetic. You need to get your     act together, like my brother. [11:26] Sunao     Hey... [11:27] Sunao     Yours seems kind of weird. [11:30] Sunao     If I remember right, my brother's was more... [11:33] Kotetsu     Wait— [11:34] Sunao     Like this! [11:36] Kotetsu     And Sunao-sama didn't stop there... [11:38] Sunao     Kotetsu, do my homework. [11:41] Kotetsu     She never stops issuing crazy demands... [11:41] Sunao     Kotetsu, give me your dorayaki. [11:45] Sunao     Kotetsu, you're the one who broke that vase. [11:53] Kotetsu     I surrender! [11:54] Sunao     Kotetsu, you are such a wimp. [12:01] Kotetsu     Sunao-sama? [12:09] Kotetsu     Sunao-sama... [12:11] Kotetsu     Your uniform is going to get all     wrinkled if you sleep like that. [12:17] Sunao     Shut up. [12:19] Sunao     Take it off of me, then. [12:22] Kotetsu     But... [12:23] Sunao     I'm tired, okay? Hurry up. [12:26] Kotetsu     O-Okay. Then... [12:35] Kotetsu     Um, what should I do next? [12:38] Sunao     It's tight. [12:40] Sunao     Around my chest. [12:41] Koetsu     Oh, right. [12:46] Koetsu     Um... [12:58] Koetsu     P-Pardon me. [13:11] Koetsu     Um, Sunao-sama, you'll have     to raise your rear end... [13:28] Koetsu     Sunao-sama! [13:36] Sunao     Brother... [13:46] Kotetsu     Sleep well. SIGN    Tsugumomo [13:55] Sunao     Tsugumomo. SIGN    Kokuyou's Gratitude [14:02] Kazuya     I don't often find myself     alone with Kokuyou-san. [14:06] Kazuya     I wonder if I should say something... [14:09] Kazuya     But what should we talk about? [14:12] Kokuyou     Kazuya. [14:14] Kokuyou     Shall I give you a "boob job"? [14:17] Kazuya     A wh-wh-wh-what?! [14:18] Floating sign     Boob Job [14:19] Kokuyou     Boob job. [14:22] Floating sign     I am grateful to you.     You've been quite kind to Kukuri-sama. [14:27] Floating sign     I've been thinking of a way     to show you my gratitude... [14:30] Floating sign     However, I'm a crow that has transformed,     so I have no idea what you might like. [14:37] Floating sign     If I were as adorable as Kukuri-sama, [14:41] Floating sign     I'm sure you would enjoy my company more... [14:45] Floating sign     But all I have to offer are     these slovenly breasts. [14:49] Kazuya     That's not true! [14:51] Kazuya     You're pretty, with statuesque features, [14:54] Kazuya     and you're tall, like a model! [14:56] Kazuya     And having big boobs is a very good thing! [14:59] Kazuya     You're a very attractive lady, Kokuyou-san! [15:03] Kazuya     Although, it's kind of embarrassing     to say all that to your face... [15:08] Kokuyou     I've never really been concerned     about my appearance... [15:11] Kokuyou     But being praised for it isn't a bad feeling. [15:16] Kokuyou     Thank you. [15:19] Kazuya     It's no big deal... [15:21] Kokuyou     Now, then, [15:22] Kokuyou     since you find my appearance suitable... [15:26] Kokuyou     Let us begin. [15:33] Kiriha     Hey! We're back. [15:34] Kukuri     We're ho— [15:37] Floating sign     Boob Job [15:37] Kukuri     B-B-B-Boob job?! [15:38] Kazuya     No! Not yet! [15:40] Kokuyou     Would you care to join us, Kukuri-sama? [15:44] Kukuri     You know dang well that I can't! [15:47] Kokuyou     My apologies, then. [15:51] Kukuri     Quit laughing! SIGN    Tsugumomo [15:55] Kokyou     Tsugumomo. SIGN    The Last Stand [16:00] Kiriha     All right, out with it, Kazuya. [16:03] Kukuri     Yeah, Kazuyan. Let's empty that tank. [16:08] Kiriha     You need a better grip,     or he'll miss his mark. [16:11] Kukuri     It's all squishy... [16:13] Kiriha     Come, now! Try a bit harder. [16:15] Kukuri     Ya gotta have a delicate touch, though. [16:18] Kazuya     Why is this happening to me? SIGN    After the Battle Against Sunao SIGN    After the Battle Against Sunao [16:22] Kiriha     A side effect of Divine Possession... [16:25] Kiriha     I didn't think he'd be this     exhausted for so long. [16:28] Kukuri     You okay, Kazuyan? Does it hurt anywhere? [16:31] Kazuya     No, I'm okay. But... [16:34] Kiriha     What is it? [16:35] Kukuri     What's up? You can tell us anything! [16:38] Kazuya     I kinda... need to use the bathroom. [16:42] Kukuri     Come on, let's get that outta there. [16:45] Kazuya     This really isn't what I was asking for! [16:48] Kiriha     It doesn't usually take so long. [16:50] Kiriha     This is getting tiresome.     I'll just wring it out of him. [16:53] Kazuya     Wait— [16:54] Kazuya     Hang on! [16:56] Kukuri     Battle mode! [16:57] Kazuya     No! That's not what I was trying to— [17:03] Kukuri     It almost got in my eyes! [17:08] Kukuri     We're out of options. [17:09] Kukuri     This calls for the last resort. [17:12] Kazuya     No! Anything but that! [17:16] Kukuri     Give it up, Kazuyan! [17:18] Kukuri     We ain't got any other choice! [17:22] Kukuri     That oughta do! [17:23] Kiriha     It suits you, Kazuya. [17:27] Kazuya     And so, yet again, I lost something     that can never be recovered. SIGN    Tsugumomo [17:35] Kukuri     Tsugumomo... [17:40] ---     "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou naked?     Please put on some clothes." [17:41] Kazuya     Kiriha-san likes to read with me. [17:47] Kiriha     This one's next! [17:48] Kazuya     Yeah, okay. [17:50] Kazuya     "You're quite the little masochist." [17:52] Kazuya     "You'll make a delicious meal for us." [17:55] Kazuya     "No, don't say that!" [18:00] Kazuya     Where'd you get this? [18:02] Sign     Succubus Spa [18:03] Kazuya     That's one less hiding spot for me, I guess! [18:04] Sign     Special Edition     Carnivorous Busty Beauties! [18:06] Kiriha     Come on, Kazuya, it's nothing     to be embarrassed about. [18:07] Sign     These     Titties     Pack a     Punch! [18:09] Kiriha     Now, tell me, which is your favorite? [18:12] Kazuya     I can't tell you that! [18:14] Kiriha     Then let's run a few trials. [18:20] Kazuya     But why? [18:22] Kazuya     And why is the whole gang here? [18:25] Kiriha     All right, then... [18:27] Kiriha     Let's start with this. SIGN     Castle Amasogian SIGN     Castle Amasogian [18:38] Kiriha     And now you are my servant for eternity. [18:52] Kiriha     Wh-What's this? I'm impressed you have     the guts to try and pin me down. [19:00] Kiriha     Well, now! I didn't know you     were into that kind of thing. [19:05] Kazuya     This is so cruel... SIGN    Somewhere in Amasogian Apartment Complex SIGN    Somewhere in Amasogian Apartment Complex [19:12] Kokuyou     Please, don't... [19:13] Kokuyou     My husband... My children... SIGN     Amasogian Forest SIGN     Amasogian Forest [19:21] Sunao     I won't suffer this kind of humiliation! [19:25] Sunao     Just kill me! SIGN    That Perfume Returns [19:27] Kokuyou     It seems these are some     rather unrealistic fantasies [19:31] Kokuyou     intended to provide a degree of self-comfort. [19:33] Sunao     Disgusting. [19:34] Kazuya     Don't! Don't analyze them! [19:34] Sign     The Return [19:37] Kiriha     Let's see, next is... [19:39] Kukuri     That's right, Mommy's right here! [19:41] Kazuya     Goo-goo, ga-ga... [19:43] Kiriha     Well, this is a bit revolting. [19:44] Chisato     You want someone to do this for you? [19:46] Kazuya     I asked you to stop! [19:48] Chisato     If this will help you, Kazuya-kun... [19:51] Kazuya     Please make it stop! [19:53] Kukuri     He's actually crying! [19:54] Kiriha     No cuckold material, though. [19:57] Kazuya     Why would you do this? [20:00] Kiriha     Pure curiosity. [20:02] Kiriha     Now, then, for the last book... [20:04] Kukuri     That's the one that was     hidden in the toilet tank. [20:08] Kokuyou     Does that mean it's the     most special selection? [20:13] Kotetsu     Are you sure? I'm a boy, you know. [20:17] Sign     Tsukimono!     Our Summer of Passion [20:22] Kiriha     You swing that way, too, Kazuya? [20:25] Kazuya     Uh, that one isn't mine... [20:29] Kiriha     Then whose is it?