E9 - She's a Doormat Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Olivia     If there's no reason for your kindness,     are you just doing this on a whim? [00:07] Olivia     I wanted to become friends     with the two of you, [00:11] Olivia     but this is no different from being your pet. [00:15] Olivia     I'm a human! I'm not some companion animal! SIGN    Trapped in SIGN    a Dating Sim SIGN    Trapped in     a Dating Sim SIGN    She's a Doormat [01:59] Luxion     A pet, huh? [02:01] Luxion     She's probably feeling dejected     because she had such intense malice [02:04] Luxion     directed toward her at the academy. [02:06] Luxion     I don't think you need to worry about it. [02:08] Leon     I can't not worry. [02:11] Leon     I've got a heart as delicate as glass. [02:14] Luxion     Your heart is made of     bulletproof glass, Master. [02:19] Leon     Well, it's for the best. [02:21] Leon     I got ahead of myself and got involved with     the protagonist and rich girl antagonist, [02:25] Leon     and now I'm paying for it. [02:27] Luxion     In this case, I believe the cause     was you preventing Olivia's growth. [02:32] Leon     I prevented her growth? Don't be ridiculous. [02:35] Leon     I've helped her in all kinds of ways. [02:38] Luxion     And that's preventing Olivia's mental growth. [02:44] Luxion     I'm sure Olivia made a very cute pet. [02:48] Luxion     After all, in this world,     she's valuable to you as a doormat. [03:04] Luxion     Are you satisfied? [03:06] Leon     I wish I could hit you again,     but my hand hurts now. [03:17] Greg     Ugh. [03:18] Leon     Man, you look at me like you really hate me. [03:24] Leon     Practicing your sword skills? [03:26] Brad     Yeah, that's right. [03:28] Leon     Why don't you practice your magic? [03:30] Leon     Isn't magic your specialty? [03:33] Brad     I know that. I'm doing this     so I can defeat you someday. [03:37] Brad     We've decided to work hard until that day. [03:40] Leon     Are you stupid? I'm not     fighting you guys again. [03:44] Leon     You'll be losers for life. [03:46] Brad     Wha— [03:53] Leon     You have nothing to say to that? [03:56] Brad     If I have time for that, I'd rather practice     my swing as many times as possible. [04:02] Brad     After all, of the five     of us, I'm the weakest. [04:07] Brad     I want Marie to look at me. [04:10] Brad     When the five of us are together,     I worry I'm overshadowed by the others. [04:16] Brad     Of course, I'm number one     when it comes to appearance, [04:19] Brad     but I've fallen behind in other ways. [04:23] Leon     He just casually called     himself the most handsome. [04:26] Leon     What's so great about her?     It's not like she's that good-looki— [04:30] Brad     It's not about her looks!     It's what's on the inside! [04:32] Leon     Well, she's terrible on the inside, too! [04:37] Brad     Wh-What is this hunk of metal     wandering around your ship? [04:42] Brad     But this is a good opportunity. [04:47] Brad     Let us fight, Bartfort! [04:49] Leon     No way. It's too cold out. [04:51] Brad     Don't waste your breath! [04:55] Leon     Why do you want to challenge me to     a type of fight you're not good at? [04:58] Leon     Are you stupid? [05:00] Brad     My academic grades are better than yours! [05:02] Brad     I want to be proud of who     I am when I face Marie! [05:06] Leon     These guys are doing their best     to face Marie their own way. [05:11] Leon     In contrast, I'm... [05:17] Brad     Now I'll press the attack! [05:25] Brad     Ow. [05:25] Leon     You've gotta be stupid. [05:29] Brad     I thought I could do it. [05:30] Leon     Maybe after another decade of training. [05:32] Brad     Next time, I swear I will defeat you! [05:42] Luxion     That looked fun. [05:43] Leon     You sent that robot out here     with wooden swords, didn't you? [05:47] Luxion     Yes. [05:49] Leon     They sure are putting a lot     of thought into things. [05:54] Leon     All for that good-for-nothing girl, though. [06:07] Kyle     This is why I didn't want to come here! [06:09] Kyle     This dungeon's monsters are strong! [06:12] Marie     Don't give up! [06:14] Marie     There's a bright future     waiting for us up ahead! [06:19] Marie     I need to do whatever it takes to retrieve     that item before the protagonist does. [06:24] Marie     It's not like I can count on Prince Julius! [06:33] Julius     I've come up with an idea, Jilk. [06:35] Julius     What do you think of     sneaking out of the palace [06:37] Julius     and meeting up with Greg and Brad? [06:40] Jilk     A fine idea. I am impressed, Your Highness. [06:44] Julius     But how should we escape? [06:48] Julius     I've got an idea, Jilk. [06:49] Jilk     Most impressive, Your Highness. [06:51] Julius     We'll wear masks. We should get cloaks, too. [06:54] Jilk     I see. We'll disguise ourselves and escape. [06:57] Jilk     But how shall we make the     necessary arrangements? [07:01] Julius     I've got an idea, Jilk. [07:03] Jilk     Most impressive, Your Highness. [07:05] Mylene     What? [07:06] Jilk     Budget request for cloaks and masks. [07:08] Jilk     Purpose: entertainment. [07:11] Mylene     What were they thinking, submitting a request [07:13] Mylene     for a disguise to the royal palace itself? [07:17] Mylene     Perhaps those boys really     are stupid after all. [07:22] Servant     Your budget request has been denied. [07:37] Leon     Ugh, a sausage fest first     thing in the morning. [07:39] Greg     It's not like I want to see your face     first thing in the morning, either. [07:43] Brad     More importantly, what are we     going to do about the sky pirates? [07:46] Brad     The main force is still out there, isn't it? [07:50] Leon     In the game, they can be left alone     until midway through the second year. [07:55] Leon     But this is an opportunity to     acquire the Holy Necklace... [07:59] Leon     We've located the pirates' hideout. [08:03] Leon     If we wait a bit longer before going in— [08:06] Luxion     Master, it seems the pirates     have decided to attack first. [08:11] Leon     They acted faster than I expected. [08:13] Greg     Is it the pirates? [08:16] Leon     Yeah, looks like it. [08:18] Greg     We'll fight, too. [08:19] Greg     Let me borrow an Armor,     even if it's falling apart! [08:22] Brad     Me, too. I found something that looked     usable among the pirates' Armor. [08:26] Both     Please! [08:27] Leon     No. You need to consider your own posit— [08:32] Greg     We know we'd be holding you back, [08:34] Greg     but we can't just sit by and watch. [08:37] Brad     We want to fight, too. [08:39] Greg     Bartfort! [08:44] Leon     Let me check the Armor first. [08:46] Leon     After that, you can do whatever you want. [08:52] Olivia     Why did I say those awful things to him? [08:57] Olivia     Mr. Leon helped me. [09:01] Olivia     Just getting to be by his side was a miracle. [09:06] Olivia     I'm the one who selfishly     sought more than that. [09:10] Olivia     Why? [09:14] Olivia     Wh-What was that? [09:24] Olivia     A barrier? [09:32] Olivia     Mr. Leon! [09:37] Leon     What a pain. [09:42] Leon     All right. That just leaves... [09:47] Leon     Damn it! [09:53] Olivia     P-Please let me through! [09:58] Olivia     Let me through! [10:04] Olivia     Mr. Leon! [10:15] Olivia     Huh? [10:24] Boss     What is this trash? [10:28] Boss     You're a pretty girl, aren't you? [10:32] Brad     No, you don't! [10:36] Olivia     Wh-Who are you? [10:37] Brad     It's Brad! Flee, quickly! [10:40] Boss     You bastard. A brat like     you shouldn't get too cocky! [10:47] Olivia     Mr. Brad! [10:53] Greg     It's so hard! [10:55] Boss     I've been through far worse     shit than you have, kid! [11:03] Leon     Out of the way! [11:06] Pirate B     I-Is he a monster? [11:07] Pirate C     Who is this guy? [11:09] Leon     Don't kill them! Capture them all! [11:12] Luxion     That's an absurd request.     You're struggling because of that. [11:15] Leon     The guy who blew me away earlier     was probably the pirate boss. [11:20] Leon     If we can just do something about him... [11:25] Pirate B     Take this! [11:26] Pirate C     Die! [11:28] Luxion     Master, your reaction speed has decreased. [11:31] Luxion     Your operation technique and other     capabilities have deteriorated, as well. [11:34] Leon     Yeah, well, sorry I haven't practiced enough! [11:36] Luxion     Actually, I believe it is a mental problem. [11:39] Leon     Shut up! [11:40] Pirate B     You little... [11:44] Luxion     Master, I have confirmed the     pirate boss is on the deck. [11:47] Luxion     Olivia is in danger. [11:49] Leon     Livia? Why'd you let her outside?! [11:52] Luxion     I am sorry. It would seem the work     robots shut down temporarily. [11:57] Luxion     Something must have disabled them. [12:00] Leon     Damn it! [12:04] Luxion     Master. [12:06] Luxion     Allowing them to join the battle     was the right choice. [12:09] Luxion     They are fighting to protect Olivia. [12:13] Greg     Let's go, Brad. [12:14] Brad     Ready when you are. [12:19] Leon     Yeah. This is how it should be. [12:24] Leon     The protagonist belongs with the     handsome romantic interests. [12:29] Leon     I don't belong at Livia's side. [12:33] Leon     After all, I'm a mob character. [12:37] Leon     But I have my own role to play. [12:42] Leon     Increase power output.     We'll use number three. [12:45] Leon     I'll crush them. [12:55] Brad     D-Damn... [12:57] Greg     So this is the end... [12:59] Boss     You guys were a pain in the ass. [13:02] Boss     Come here, girl. [13:05] Boss     If you run, I'll kill these two. [13:09] Olivia     Th-This is my fault. [13:12] Olivia     I'm a burden. I'm useless. [13:15] Olivia     All I do is cause trouble for everyone else. [13:18] Olivia     I... [13:50] Boss     S-Spare me! I surrender! I surrender! [13:54] Leon     Surrender? Come on, now. [13:57] Leon     You're a famous pirate. That's no fun. [14:00] Leon     Try fighting back until the end. [14:05] Leon     Come on, fight back! [14:08] Boss     S-Spare me! Please spare me! [14:13] Olivia     M-Mr. Leon, don't! [14:16] Leon     Don't you think you're asking too     much after all the havoc you wrought? [14:19] Leon     Why don't you tell your     subordinates to surrender first? [14:25] Leon     Hey, found it. [14:28] Boss     G-Give that back! That's important! [14:31] Leon     I don't care. If you've got a     problem, come and get it. [14:46] Olivia     Mr. Leon... [14:55] Leon     It's over. [15:00] Olivia     Mr. Brad! [15:01] Olivia     I'll heal you right away. [15:03] Brad     Th-Thank you. [15:05] Olivia     Don't thank me. You were hurt because of me. [15:07] Brad     You're wrong about that.     We're trying to become knights. [15:11] Brad     A knight should be kind to women—ow! [15:17] Brad     You're skilled in the same magics as Marie. [15:20] Olivia     Ms. Marie is skilled in healing magic, too? [15:22] Brad     Yeah, she's our goddess. [15:25] Brad     With Marie around, no injury     is ever... too... much... [15:31] Olivia     Mr. Brad? [15:35] Leon     You make a good couple. [15:37] Olivia     Huh? [15:39] Leon     I guess everything's made to end     up where it belongs after all. [15:46] Olivia     Mr. Leon? [15:49] Leon     Greg, you're pretty strong. [15:51] Greg     Are you being sarcastic?     More importantly, I'm sorry. [15:54] Greg     I broke the Armor we acquired. [15:57] Leon     What you did was more than worth it. [16:00] Leon     I'm going to bring Brad inside.     Will you help me carry him? [16:02] Greg     He got hurt? [16:04] Leon     He's all right. Ms. Olivia healed him. [16:12] Olivia     Mr. Leon, why? [16:26] Olivia     Please call me Livia. [16:37] Leon     They'd amassed all this treasure, huh? [16:40] Luxion     Well, they were pirates. [16:42] Luxion     I doubt we can expect a reward     from the Wayne family, [16:47] Luxion     but I believe we will also receive     the bounty from the palace. [16:51] Leon     I'm thankful for that, [16:54] Leon     but were you able to find     evidence linking the pirates [16:56] Leon     to Count Offrey's family and Stephanie,     who orchestrated this mess? [17:00] Luxion     Yes. I discovered documents     of their correspondence. [17:04] Leon     Good. That'll get rid of the trash. [17:08] Leon     The kingdom will improve slightly. [17:11] Leon     Actually, I guess the entire     kingdom itself is trash. [17:13] Luxion     I would not hesitate to destroy     this kingdom and this world. [17:18] Luxion     After destroying it, it would be possible     for me to create a world that suits you. [17:23] Leon     Sounds nice. Maybe I'll assemble a harem, [17:27] Leon     with elves and cat-eared beast women. [17:32] Leon     I guess my thinking is no different     from the academy girls', huh? [17:37] Luxion     I'm glad you have your answer. [17:40] Luxion     Do you feel better now that you've taken     out your frustrations on the pirates? [17:43] Luxion     It's not that Olivia hates you now. [17:47] Luxion     She's just become emotionally unstable. [17:50] Leon     I know. [17:57] Leon     It's just time for me to go back     to being a proper mob character. [18:04] Luxion     Master, there's a Redgrave     airship headed our way. [18:12] Leon     Ms. Angelica must've pulled some strings. [18:15] Leon     Let's let them handle the rest. [18:18] Brad     What's the meaning of this?! [18:21] Brad     Ow, my wound. [18:23] Greg     We aren't the ones who defeated the pirates. [18:26] Greg     We can't accept this reward. [18:28] Brad     Are you telling us to take credit     for Bartfort's achievement? [18:31] Official     You must accept. Baron Bartfort reported     that he simply assisted the two of you. [18:39] Greg     What? [18:40] Brad     What does that mean? [18:42] Official     I was told not to say anything, [18:44] Official     but the baron has made an     appeal to both your families. [18:48] Official     He's asked them to reconsider your     disinheritance in light of your exploits. [18:56] Luxion     Are you sure this is what you wanted? [18:59] Luxion     It'd be good for me to     see those two reinstated. [19:04] Luxion     They seem like they'd protect Ms. Olivia. [19:06] Luxion     There's the matter of Brad and Greg,     but there's also the Offrey family's daughter. [19:12] Leon     Stephanie, huh? [19:15] Leon     We can let the royal palace and     the Redgrave family handle her. [19:20] Leon     They'll inflict a far worse     punishment than I ever could. [19:27] Luxion     If you're satisfied, then I'm fine with that. [19:29] Luxion     However, Angelica was upset with you. [19:33] Luxion     She wanted to know why you made Olivia cry. [19:35] Leon     Huh? Oh. [19:44] Leon     Rich girls can be so fussy. [19:46] Luxion     Do you intend to distance     yourself from Angelica, as well? [19:49] Leon     Yeah. If anything, we've     been too close until now. [20:12] Angelica     Will our relationship ever be the same again? [20:20] Brad     Your Highness, we've made a decision. [20:23] Julius     A decision? About what? [20:26] Brad     We want to beat Bartfort as fellow men. [20:28] Greg     He's an incredible knight,     but someday we'll catch up to him. [20:33] Julius     Guys... [20:35] Brad     Your Highness, would it be     possible to see the queen? [20:39] Greg     We wouldn't be men if we didn't     return the favor we owe him. [20:45] Leon     Brad, Greg... [20:48] Leon     Do you guys really hate me that much? [20:52] Luxion     You've been promoted from upper     sixth to lower fifth rank. [20:55] Luxion     Those two must have talked     to the palace for you. [20:58] Leon     There's no way this is acceptable! [21:01] Leon     That's two ranks higher than my own father! [21:03] Luxion     Also, you received this letter. [21:07] Leon     A letter? [21:10] Leon     The Atlee family? So it's     from Clarice's family. [21:15] Atlee     Dear Baron Bartfort. [21:17] Atlee     Thank you for helping my daughter. [21:20] Atlee     As a token of my appreciation, I'd like     you to accept an air bike as thanks. [21:25] Atlee     Also, though this may be impertinent of me, [21:27] Atlee     I have recommended you be promoted to     upper fifth rank after your graduation. [21:37] Luxion     Congratulations. You'll be     promoted once you graduate. [21:42] Leon     P-Please, no more! I'm going     on a trip somewhere! [21:46] Luxion     You can't. Classes start tomorrow. SIGN    Trapped in a Dating Sim [23:26] Leon     You travel abroad every year for your     school trip? Nobles sure are something. [23:29] Chris     It's an opportunity to gain     knowledge and friends. [23:31] Leon     I don't understand it. [23:32] Chris     Next time, "Unlike You Wannabe Nobles." [23:35] Chris     That's because you're not very aristocratic. [23:37] Leon     Neither are you, Mr. Disinherited.