# E9 - She's a Doormat
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**[00:03] Olivia**
If there's no reason for your kindness,
are you just doing this on a whim?
**[00:07] Olivia**
I wanted to become friends
with the two of you,
**[00:11] Olivia**
but this is no different from being your pet.
**[00:15] Olivia**
I'm a human! I'm not some companion animal!
***SIGN*** Trapped in
***SIGN*** a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** Trapped in
a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** She's a Doormat
**[01:59] Luxion**
A pet, huh?
**[02:01] Luxion**
She's probably feeling dejected
because she had such intense malice
**[02:04] Luxion**
directed toward her at the academy.
**[02:06] Luxion**
I don't think you need to worry about it.
**[02:08] Leon**
I can't *not* worry.
**[02:11] Leon**
I've got a heart as delicate as glass.
**[02:14] Luxion**
Your heart is made of
bulletproof glass, Master.
**[02:19] Leon**
Well, it's for the best.
**[02:21] Leon**
I got ahead of myself and got involved with
the protagonist and rich girl antagonist,
**[02:25] Leon**
and now I'm paying for it.
**[02:27] Luxion**
In this case, I believe the cause
was you preventing Olivia's growth.
**[02:32] Leon**
I prevented her growth? Don't be ridiculous.
**[02:35] Leon**
I've helped her in all kinds of ways.
**[02:38] Luxion**
And that's preventing Olivia's mental growth.
**[02:44] Luxion**
I'm sure Olivia made a very cute pet.
**[02:48] Luxion**
After all, in this world,
she's valuable to you as a doormat.
**[03:04] Luxion**
Are you satisfied?
**[03:06] Leon**
I wish I could hit you again,
but my hand hurts now.
**[03:17] Greg**
Ugh.
**[03:18] Leon**
Man, you look at me like you really hate me.
**[03:24] Leon**
Practicing your sword skills?
**[03:26] Brad**
Yeah, that's right.
**[03:28] Leon**
Why don't you practice your magic?
**[03:30] Leon**
Isn't magic your specialty?
**[03:33] Brad**
I know that. I'm doing this
so I can defeat you someday.
**[03:37] Brad**
We've decided to work hard until that day.
**[03:40] Leon**
Are you stupid? I'm not
fighting you guys again.
**[03:44] Leon**
You'll be losers for life.
**[03:46] Brad**
Wha—
**[03:53] Leon**
You have nothing to say to that?
**[03:56] Brad**
If I have time for that, I'd rather practice
my swing as many times as possible.
**[04:02] Brad**
After all, of the five
of us, I'm the weakest.
**[04:07] Brad**
I want Marie to look at me.
**[04:10] Brad**
When the five of us are together,
I worry I'm overshadowed by the others.
**[04:16] Brad**
Of course, I'm number one
when it comes to appearance,
**[04:19] Brad**
but I've fallen behind in other ways.
**[04:23] Leon**
* He just casually called*
* himself the most handsome.*
**[04:26] Leon**
What's so great about her?
It's not like she's that good-looki—
**[04:30] Brad**
It's not about her looks!
It's what's on the inside!
**[04:32] Leon**
Well, she's terrible on the inside, too!
**[04:37] Brad**
Wh-What is this hunk of metal
wandering around your ship?
**[04:42] Brad**
But this is a good opportunity.
**[04:47] Brad**
Let us fight, Bartfort!
**[04:49] Leon**
No way. It's too cold out.
**[04:51] Brad**
Don't waste your breath!
**[04:55] Leon**
Why do you want to challenge me to
a type of fight you're not good at?
**[04:58] Leon**
Are you stupid?
**[05:00] Brad**
My academic grades are better than yours!
**[05:02] Brad**
I want to be proud of who
I am when I face Marie!
**[05:06] Leon**
* These guys are doing their best*
* to face Marie their own way.*
**[05:11] Leon**
*In contrast, I'm...*
**[05:17] Brad**
Now I'll press the attack!
**[05:25] Brad**
Ow.
**[05:25] Leon**
You've gotta be stupid.
**[05:29] Brad**
I thought I could do it.
**[05:30] Leon**
Maybe after another decade of training.
**[05:32] Brad**
Next time, I swear I will defeat you!
**[05:42] Luxion**
That looked fun.
**[05:43] Leon**
You sent that robot out here
with wooden swords, didn't you?
**[05:47] Luxion**
Yes.
**[05:49] Leon**
They sure are putting a lot
of thought into things.
**[05:54] Leon**
All for that good-for-nothing girl, though.
**[06:07] Kyle**
This is why I didn't want to come here!
**[06:09] Kyle**
This dungeon's monsters are strong!
**[06:12] Marie**
Don't give up!
**[06:14] Marie**
There's a bright future
waiting for us up ahead!
**[06:19] Marie**
* I need to do whatever it takes to retrieve*
* that item before the protagonist does.*
**[06:24] Marie**
It's not like I can count on Prince Julius!
**[06:33] Julius**
I've come up with an idea, Jilk.
**[06:35] Julius**
What do you think of
sneaking out of the palace
**[06:37] Julius**
and meeting up with Greg and Brad?
**[06:40] Jilk**
A fine idea. I am impressed, Your Highness.
**[06:44] Julius**
But how should we escape?
**[06:48] Julius**
I've got an idea, Jilk.
**[06:49] Jilk**
Most impressive, Your Highness.
**[06:51] Julius**
We'll wear masks. We should get cloaks, too.
**[06:54] Jilk**
I see. We'll disguise ourselves and escape.
**[06:57] Jilk**
But how shall we make the
necessary arrangements?
**[07:01] Julius**
I've got an idea, Jilk.
**[07:03] Jilk**
Most impressive, Your Highness.
**[07:05] Mylene**
What?
**[07:06] Jilk**
*Budget request for cloaks and masks.*
**[07:08] Jilk**
*Purpose: entertainment.*
**[07:11] Mylene**
What were they thinking, submitting a request
**[07:13] Mylene**
for a disguise to the royal palace itself?
**[07:17] Mylene**
Perhaps those boys really
are stupid after all.
**[07:22] Servant**
Your budget request has been denied.
**[07:37] Leon**
Ugh, a sausage fest first
thing in the morning.
**[07:39] Greg**
It's not like I want to see your face
first thing in the morning, either.
**[07:43] Brad**
More importantly, what are we
going to do about the sky pirates?
**[07:46] Brad**
The main force is still out there, isn't it?
**[07:50] Leon**
* In the game, they can be left alone*
* until midway through the second year.*
**[07:55] Leon**
* But this is an opportunity to*
* acquire the Holy Necklace...*
**[07:59] Leon**
We've located the pirates' hideout.
**[08:03] Leon**
If we wait a bit longer before going in—
**[08:06] Luxion**
Master, it seems the pirates
have decided to attack first.
**[08:11] Leon**
They acted faster than I expected.
**[08:13] Greg**
Is it the pirates?
**[08:16] Leon**
Yeah, looks like it.
**[08:18] Greg**
We'll fight, too.
**[08:19] Greg**
Let me borrow an Armor,
even if it's falling apart!
**[08:22] Brad**
Me, too. I found something that looked
usable among the pirates' Armor.
**[08:26] Both**
Please!
**[08:27] Leon**
No. You need to consider your own posit—
**[08:32] Greg**
We know we'd be holding you back,
**[08:34] Greg**
but we can't just sit by and watch.
**[08:37] Brad**
We want to fight, too.
**[08:39] Greg**
Bartfort!
**[08:44] Leon**
Let me check the Armor first.
**[08:46] Leon**
After that, you can do whatever you want.
**[08:52] Olivia**
*Why did I say those awful things to him?*
**[08:57] Olivia**
*Mr. Leon helped me.*
**[09:01] Olivia**
*Just getting to be by his side was a miracle.*
**[09:06] Olivia**
* I'm the one who selfishly*
* sought more than that.*
**[09:10] Olivia**
Why?
**[09:14] Olivia**
Wh-What was that?
**[09:24] Olivia**
A barrier?
**[09:32] Olivia**
Mr. Leon!
**[09:37] Leon**
What a pain.
**[09:42] Leon**
All right. That just leaves...
**[09:47] Leon**
Damn it!
**[09:53] Olivia**
P-Please let me through!
**[09:58] Olivia**
Let me through!
**[10:04] Olivia**
*Mr. Leon!*
**[10:15] Olivia**
Huh?
**[10:24] Boss**
What is this trash?
**[10:28] Boss**
You're a pretty girl, aren't you?
**[10:32] Brad**
No, you don't!
**[10:36] Olivia**
Wh-Who are you?
**[10:37] Brad**
It's Brad! Flee, quickly!
**[10:40] Boss**
You bastard. A brat like
you shouldn't get too cocky!
**[10:47] Olivia**
Mr. Brad!
**[10:53] Greg**
It's so hard!
**[10:55] Boss**
I've been through far worse
shit than you have, kid!
**[11:03] Leon**
Out of the way!
**[11:06] Pirate B**
I-Is he a monster?
**[11:07] Pirate C**
Who is this guy?
**[11:09] Leon**
Don't kill them! Capture them all!
**[11:12] Luxion**
That's an absurd request.
You're struggling because of that.
**[11:15] Leon**
The guy who blew me away earlier
was probably the pirate boss.
**[11:20] Leon**
If we can just do something about him...
**[11:25] Pirate B**
Take this!
**[11:26] Pirate C**
Die!
**[11:28] Luxion**
Master, your reaction speed has decreased.
**[11:31] Luxion**
Your operation technique and other
capabilities have deteriorated, as well.
**[11:34] Leon**
Yeah, well, sorry I haven't practiced enough!
**[11:36] Luxion**
Actually, I believe it is a mental problem.
**[11:39] Leon**
Shut up!
**[11:40] Pirate B**
You little...
**[11:44] Luxion**
Master, I have confirmed the
pirate boss is on the deck.
**[11:47] Luxion**
Olivia is in danger.
**[11:49] Leon**
Livia? Why'd you let her outside?!
**[11:52] Luxion**
I am sorry. It would seem the work
robots shut down temporarily.
**[11:57] Luxion**
Something must have disabled them.
**[12:00] Leon**
Damn it!
**[12:04] Luxion**
Master.
**[12:06] Luxion**
Allowing them to join the battle
was the right choice.
**[12:09] Luxion**
They are fighting to protect Olivia.
**[12:13] Greg**
Let's go, Brad.
**[12:14] Brad**
Ready when you are.
**[12:19] Leon**
Yeah. This is how it should be.
**[12:24] Leon**
* The protagonist belongs with the*
* handsome romantic interests.*
**[12:29] Leon**
*I don't belong at Livia's side.*
**[12:33] Leon**
*After all, I'm a mob character.*
**[12:37] Leon**
*But I have my own role to play.*
**[12:42] Leon**
Increase power output.
We'll use number three.
**[12:45] Leon**
I'll crush them.
**[12:55] Brad**
D-Damn...
**[12:57] Greg**
So this is the end...
**[12:59] Boss**
You guys were a pain in the ass.
**[13:02] Boss**
Come here, girl.
**[13:05] Boss**
If you run, I'll kill these two.
**[13:09] Olivia**
*Th-This is my fault.*
**[13:12] Olivia**
*I'm a burden. I'm useless.*
**[13:15] Olivia**
*All I do is cause trouble for everyone else.*
**[13:18] Olivia**
*I...*
**[13:50] Boss**
S-Spare me! I surrender! I surrender!
**[13:54] Leon**
Surrender? Come on, now.
**[13:57] Leon**
You're a famous pirate. That's no fun.
**[14:00] Leon**
Try fighting back until the end.
**[14:05] Leon**
Come on, fight back!
**[14:08] Boss**
S-Spare me! Please spare me!
**[14:13] Olivia**
M-Mr. Leon, don't!
**[14:16] Leon**
Don't you think you're asking too
much after all the havoc you wrought?
**[14:19] Leon**
Why don't you tell your
subordinates to surrender first?
**[14:25] Leon**
Hey, found it.
**[14:28] Boss**
G-Give that back! That's important!
**[14:31] Leon**
I don't care. If you've got a
problem, come and get it.
**[14:46] Olivia**
*Mr. Leon...*
**[14:55] Leon**
It's over.
**[15:00] Olivia**
Mr. Brad!
**[15:01] Olivia**
I'll heal you right away.
**[15:03] Brad**
Th-Thank you.
**[15:05] Olivia**
Don't thank me. You were hurt because of me.
**[15:07] Brad**
You're wrong about that.
We're trying to become knights.
**[15:11] Brad**
A knight should be kind to women—ow!
**[15:17] Brad**
You're skilled in the same magics as Marie.
**[15:20] Olivia**
Ms. Marie is skilled in healing magic, too?
**[15:22] Brad**
Yeah, she's our goddess.
**[15:25] Brad**
With Marie around, no injury
is ever... too... much...
**[15:31] Olivia**
Mr. Brad?
**[15:35] Leon**
You make a good couple.
**[15:37] Olivia**
Huh?
**[15:39] Leon**
I guess everything's made to end
up where it belongs after all.
**[15:46] Olivia**
Mr. Leon?
**[15:49] Leon**
Greg, you're pretty strong.
**[15:51] Greg**
Are you being sarcastic?
More importantly, I'm sorry.
**[15:54] Greg**
I broke the Armor we acquired.
**[15:57] Leon**
What you did was more than worth it.
**[16:00] Leon**
I'm going to bring Brad inside.
Will you help me carry him?
**[16:02] Greg**
He got hurt?
**[16:04] Leon**
He's all right. Ms. Olivia healed him.
**[16:12] Olivia**
*Mr. Leon, why?*
**[16:26] Olivia**
*Please call me Livia.*
**[16:37] Leon**
They'd amassed all this treasure, huh?
**[16:40] Luxion**
Well, they were pirates.
**[16:42] Luxion**
I doubt we can expect a reward
from the Wayne family,
**[16:47] Luxion**
but I believe we will also receive
the bounty from the palace.
**[16:51] Leon**
I'm thankful for that,
**[16:54] Leon**
but were you able to find
evidence linking the pirates
**[16:56] Leon**
to Count Offrey's family and Stephanie,
who orchestrated this mess?
**[17:00] Luxion**
Yes. I discovered documents
of their correspondence.
**[17:04] Leon**
Good. That'll get rid of the trash.
**[17:08] Leon**
The kingdom will improve slightly.
**[17:11] Leon**
Actually, I guess the entire
kingdom itself is trash.
**[17:13] Luxion**
I would not hesitate to destroy
this kingdom and this world.
**[17:18] Luxion**
After destroying it, it would be possible
for me to create a world that suits you.
**[17:23] Leon**
Sounds nice. Maybe I'll assemble a harem,
**[17:27] Leon**
with elves and cat-eared beast women.
**[17:32] Leon**
I guess my thinking is no different
from the academy girls', huh?
**[17:37] Luxion**
I'm glad you have your answer.
**[17:40] Luxion**
Do you feel better now that you've taken
out your frustrations on the pirates?
**[17:43] Luxion**
It's not that Olivia hates you now.
**[17:47] Luxion**
She's just become emotionally unstable.
**[17:50] Leon**
I know.
**[17:57] Leon**
It's just time for me to go back
to being a proper mob character.
**[18:04] Luxion**
Master, there's a Redgrave
airship headed our way.
**[18:12] Leon**
Ms. Angelica must've pulled some strings.
**[18:15] Leon**
Let's let them handle the rest.
**[18:18] Brad**
What's the meaning of this?!
**[18:21] Brad**
Ow, my wound.
**[18:23] Greg**
We aren't the ones who defeated the pirates.
**[18:26] Greg**
We can't accept this reward.
**[18:28] Brad**
Are you telling us to take credit
for Bartfort's achievement?
**[18:31] Official**
You must accept. Baron Bartfort reported
that he simply assisted the two of you.
**[18:39] Greg**
What?
**[18:40] Brad**
What does that mean?
**[18:42] Official**
I was told not to say anything,
**[18:44] Official**
but the baron has made an
appeal to both your families.
**[18:48] Official**
He's asked them to reconsider your
disinheritance in light of your exploits.
**[18:56] Luxion**
Are you sure this is what you wanted?
**[18:59] Luxion**
It'd be good for me to
see those two reinstated.
**[19:04] Luxion**
They seem like they'd protect Ms. Olivia.
**[19:06] Luxion**
There's the matter of Brad and Greg,
but there's also the Offrey family's daughter.
**[19:12] Leon**
Stephanie, huh?
**[19:15] Leon**
We can let the royal palace and
the Redgrave family handle her.
**[19:20] Leon**
They'll inflict a far worse
punishment than I ever could.
**[19:27] Luxion**
If you're satisfied, then I'm fine with that.
**[19:29] Luxion**
However, Angelica was upset with you.
**[19:33] Luxion**
She wanted to know why you made Olivia cry.
**[19:35] Leon**
Huh? Oh.
**[19:44] Leon**
Rich girls can be so fussy.
**[19:46] Luxion**
Do you intend to distance
yourself from Angelica, as well?
**[19:49] Leon**
Yeah. If anything, we've
been too close until now.
**[20:12] Angelica**
*Will our relationship ever be the same again?*
**[20:20] Brad**
Your Highness, we've made a decision.
**[20:23] Julius**
A decision? About what?
**[20:26] Brad**
We want to beat Bartfort as fellow men.
**[20:28] Greg**
He's an incredible knight,
but someday we'll catch up to him.
**[20:33] Julius**
Guys...
**[20:35] Brad**
Your Highness, would it be
possible to see the queen?
**[20:39] Greg**
We wouldn't be men if we didn't
return the favor we owe him.
**[20:45] Leon**
Brad, Greg...
**[20:48] Leon**
Do you guys really hate me that much?
**[20:52] Luxion**
You've been promoted from upper
sixth to lower fifth rank.
**[20:55] Luxion**
Those two must have talked
to the palace for you.
**[20:58] Leon**
There's no way this is acceptable!
**[21:01] Leon**
That's two ranks higher than my own father!
**[21:03] Luxion**
Also, you received this letter.
**[21:07] Leon**
A letter?
**[21:10] Leon**
The Atlee family? So it's
from Clarice's family.
**[21:15] Atlee**
*Dear Baron Bartfort.*
**[21:17] Atlee**
*Thank you for helping my daughter.*
**[21:20] Atlee**
* As a token of my appreciation, I'd like*
* you to accept an air bike as thanks.*
**[21:25] Atlee**
*Also, though this may be impertinent of me,*
**[21:27] Atlee**
* I have recommended you be promoted to*
* upper fifth rank after your graduation.*
**[21:37] Luxion**
Congratulations. You'll be
promoted once you graduate.
**[21:42] Leon**
P-Please, no more! I'm going
on a trip somewhere!
**[21:46] Luxion**
You can't. Classes start tomorrow.
***SIGN*** Trapped in a Dating Sim
**[23:26] Leon**
You travel abroad every year for your
school trip? Nobles sure are something.
**[23:29] Chris**
It's an opportunity to gain
knowledge and friends.
**[23:31] Leon**
I don't understand it.
**[23:32] Chris**
Next time, "Unlike You Wannabe Nobles."
**[23:35] Chris**
That's because you're not very aristocratic.
**[23:37] Leon**
Neither are you, Mr. Disinherited.