E9 - She's a Doormat
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[00:03] Olivia
If there's no reason for your kindness,
are you just doing this on a whim?
[00:07] Olivia
I wanted to become friends
with the two of you,
[00:11] Olivia
but this is no different from being your pet.
[00:15] Olivia
I'm a human! I'm not some companion animal!
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[01:59] Luxion
A pet, huh?
[02:01] Luxion
She's probably feeling dejected
because she had such intense malice
[02:04] Luxion
directed toward her at the academy.
[02:06] Luxion
I don't think you need to worry about it.
[02:08] Leon
I can't not worry.
[02:11] Leon
I've got a heart as delicate as glass.
[02:14] Luxion
Your heart is made of
bulletproof glass, Master.
[02:19] Leon
Well, it's for the best.
[02:21] Leon
I got ahead of myself and got involved with
the protagonist and rich girl antagonist,
[02:25] Leon
and now I'm paying for it.
[02:27] Luxion
In this case, I believe the cause
was you preventing Olivia's growth.
[02:32] Leon
I prevented her growth? Don't be ridiculous.
[02:35] Leon
I've helped her in all kinds of ways.
[02:38] Luxion
And that's preventing Olivia's mental growth.
[02:44] Luxion
I'm sure Olivia made a very cute pet.
[02:48] Luxion
After all, in this world,
she's valuable to you as a doormat.
[03:04] Luxion
Are you satisfied?
[03:06] Leon
I wish I could hit you again,
but my hand hurts now.
[03:17] Greg
Ugh.
[03:18] Leon
Man, you look at me like you really hate me.
[03:24] Leon
Practicing your sword skills?
[03:26] Brad
Yeah, that's right.
[03:28] Leon
Why don't you practice your magic?
[03:30] Leon
Isn't magic your specialty?
[03:33] Brad
I know that. I'm doing this
so I can defeat you someday.
[03:37] Brad
We've decided to work hard until that day.
[03:40] Leon
Are you stupid? I'm not
fighting you guys again.
[03:44] Leon
You'll be losers for life.
[03:46] Brad
Wha—
[03:53] Leon
You have nothing to say to that?
[03:56] Brad
If I have time for that, I'd rather practice
my swing as many times as possible.
[04:02] Brad
After all, of the five
of us, I'm the weakest.
[04:07] Brad
I want Marie to look at me.
[04:10] Brad
When the five of us are together,
I worry I'm overshadowed by the others.
[04:16] Brad
Of course, I'm number one
when it comes to appearance,
[04:19] Brad
but I've fallen behind in other ways.
[04:23] Leon
He just casually called
himself the most handsome.
[04:26] Leon
What's so great about her?
It's not like she's that good-looki—
[04:30] Brad
It's not about her looks!
It's what's on the inside!
[04:32] Leon
Well, she's terrible on the inside, too!
[04:37] Brad
Wh-What is this hunk of metal
wandering around your ship?
[04:42] Brad
But this is a good opportunity.
[04:47] Brad
Let us fight, Bartfort!
[04:49] Leon
No way. It's too cold out.
[04:51] Brad
Don't waste your breath!
[04:55] Leon
Why do you want to challenge me to
a type of fight you're not good at?
[04:58] Leon
Are you stupid?
[05:00] Brad
My academic grades are better than yours!
[05:02] Brad
I want to be proud of who
I am when I face Marie!
[05:06] Leon
These guys are doing their best
to face Marie their own way.
[05:11] Leon
In contrast, I'm...
[05:17] Brad
Now I'll press the attack!
[05:25] Brad
Ow.
[05:25] Leon
You've gotta be stupid.
[05:29] Brad
I thought I could do it.
[05:30] Leon
Maybe after another decade of training.
[05:32] Brad
Next time, I swear I will defeat you!
[05:42] Luxion
That looked fun.
[05:43] Leon
You sent that robot out here
with wooden swords, didn't you?
[05:47] Luxion
Yes.
[05:49] Leon
They sure are putting a lot
of thought into things.
[05:54] Leon
All for that good-for-nothing girl, though.
[06:07] Kyle
This is why I didn't want to come here!
[06:09] Kyle
This dungeon's monsters are strong!
[06:12] Marie
Don't give up!
[06:14] Marie
There's a bright future
waiting for us up ahead!
[06:19] Marie
I need to do whatever it takes to retrieve
that item before the protagonist does.
[06:24] Marie
It's not like I can count on Prince Julius!
[06:33] Julius
I've come up with an idea, Jilk.
[06:35] Julius
What do you think of
sneaking out of the palace
[06:37] Julius
and meeting up with Greg and Brad?
[06:40] Jilk
A fine idea. I am impressed, Your Highness.
[06:44] Julius
But how should we escape?
[06:48] Julius
I've got an idea, Jilk.
[06:49] Jilk
Most impressive, Your Highness.
[06:51] Julius
We'll wear masks. We should get cloaks, too.
[06:54] Jilk
I see. We'll disguise ourselves and escape.
[06:57] Jilk
But how shall we make the
necessary arrangements?
[07:01] Julius
I've got an idea, Jilk.
[07:03] Jilk
Most impressive, Your Highness.
[07:05] Mylene
What?
[07:06] Jilk
Budget request for cloaks and masks.
[07:08] Jilk
Purpose: entertainment.
[07:11] Mylene
What were they thinking, submitting a request
[07:13] Mylene
for a disguise to the royal palace itself?
[07:17] Mylene
Perhaps those boys really
are stupid after all.
[07:22] Servant
Your budget request has been denied.
[07:37] Leon
Ugh, a sausage fest first
thing in the morning.
[07:39] Greg
It's not like I want to see your face
first thing in the morning, either.
[07:43] Brad
More importantly, what are we
going to do about the sky pirates?
[07:46] Brad
The main force is still out there, isn't it?
[07:50] Leon
In the game, they can be left alone
until midway through the second year.
[07:55] Leon
But this is an opportunity to
acquire the Holy Necklace...
[07:59] Leon
We've located the pirates' hideout.
[08:03] Leon
If we wait a bit longer before going in—
[08:06] Luxion
Master, it seems the pirates
have decided to attack first.
[08:11] Leon
They acted faster than I expected.
[08:13] Greg
Is it the pirates?
[08:16] Leon
Yeah, looks like it.
[08:18] Greg
We'll fight, too.
[08:19] Greg
Let me borrow an Armor,
even if it's falling apart!
[08:22] Brad
Me, too. I found something that looked
usable among the pirates' Armor.
[08:26] Both
Please!
[08:27] Leon
No. You need to consider your own posit—
[08:32] Greg
We know we'd be holding you back,
[08:34] Greg
but we can't just sit by and watch.
[08:37] Brad
We want to fight, too.
[08:39] Greg
Bartfort!
[08:44] Leon
Let me check the Armor first.
[08:46] Leon
After that, you can do whatever you want.
[08:52] Olivia
Why did I say those awful things to him?
[08:57] Olivia
Mr. Leon helped me.
[09:01] Olivia
Just getting to be by his side was a miracle.
[09:06] Olivia
I'm the one who selfishly
sought more than that.
[09:10] Olivia
Why?
[09:14] Olivia
Wh-What was that?
[09:24] Olivia
A barrier?
[09:32] Olivia
Mr. Leon!
[09:37] Leon
What a pain.
[09:42] Leon
All right. That just leaves...
[09:47] Leon
Damn it!
[09:53] Olivia
P-Please let me through!
[09:58] Olivia
Let me through!
[10:04] Olivia
Mr. Leon!
[10:15] Olivia
Huh?
[10:24] Boss
What is this trash?
[10:28] Boss
You're a pretty girl, aren't you?
[10:32] Brad
No, you don't!
[10:36] Olivia
Wh-Who are you?
[10:37] Brad
It's Brad! Flee, quickly!
[10:40] Boss
You bastard. A brat like
you shouldn't get too cocky!
[10:47] Olivia
Mr. Brad!
[10:53] Greg
It's so hard!
[10:55] Boss
I've been through far worse
shit than you have, kid!
[11:03] Leon
Out of the way!
[11:06] Pirate B
I-Is he a monster?
[11:07] Pirate C
Who is this guy?
[11:09] Leon
Don't kill them! Capture them all!
[11:12] Luxion
That's an absurd request.
You're struggling because of that.
[11:15] Leon
The guy who blew me away earlier
was probably the pirate boss.
[11:20] Leon
If we can just do something about him...
[11:25] Pirate B
Take this!
[11:26] Pirate C
Die!
[11:28] Luxion
Master, your reaction speed has decreased.
[11:31] Luxion
Your operation technique and other
capabilities have deteriorated, as well.
[11:34] Leon
Yeah, well, sorry I haven't practiced enough!
[11:36] Luxion
Actually, I believe it is a mental problem.
[11:39] Leon
Shut up!
[11:40] Pirate B
You little...
[11:44] Luxion
Master, I have confirmed the
pirate boss is on the deck.
[11:47] Luxion
Olivia is in danger.
[11:49] Leon
Livia? Why'd you let her outside?!
[11:52] Luxion
I am sorry. It would seem the work
robots shut down temporarily.
[11:57] Luxion
Something must have disabled them.
[12:00] Leon
Damn it!
[12:04] Luxion
Master.
[12:06] Luxion
Allowing them to join the battle
was the right choice.
[12:09] Luxion
They are fighting to protect Olivia.
[12:13] Greg
Let's go, Brad.
[12:14] Brad
Ready when you are.
[12:19] Leon
Yeah. This is how it should be.
[12:24] Leon
The protagonist belongs with the
handsome romantic interests.
[12:29] Leon
I don't belong at Livia's side.
[12:33] Leon
After all, I'm a mob character.
[12:37] Leon
But I have my own role to play.
[12:42] Leon
Increase power output.
We'll use number three.
[12:45] Leon
I'll crush them.
[12:55] Brad
D-Damn...
[12:57] Greg
So this is the end...
[12:59] Boss
You guys were a pain in the ass.
[13:02] Boss
Come here, girl.
[13:05] Boss
If you run, I'll kill these two.
[13:09] Olivia
Th-This is my fault.
[13:12] Olivia
I'm a burden. I'm useless.
[13:15] Olivia
All I do is cause trouble for everyone else.
[13:18] Olivia
I...
[13:50] Boss
S-Spare me! I surrender! I surrender!
[13:54] Leon
Surrender? Come on, now.
[13:57] Leon
You're a famous pirate. That's no fun.
[14:00] Leon
Try fighting back until the end.
[14:05] Leon
Come on, fight back!
[14:08] Boss
S-Spare me! Please spare me!
[14:13] Olivia
M-Mr. Leon, don't!
[14:16] Leon
Don't you think you're asking too
much after all the havoc you wrought?
[14:19] Leon
Why don't you tell your
subordinates to surrender first?
[14:25] Leon
Hey, found it.
[14:28] Boss
G-Give that back! That's important!
[14:31] Leon
I don't care. If you've got a
problem, come and get it.
[14:46] Olivia
Mr. Leon...
[14:55] Leon
It's over.
[15:00] Olivia
Mr. Brad!
[15:01] Olivia
I'll heal you right away.
[15:03] Brad
Th-Thank you.
[15:05] Olivia
Don't thank me. You were hurt because of me.
[15:07] Brad
You're wrong about that.
We're trying to become knights.
[15:11] Brad
A knight should be kind to women—ow!
[15:17] Brad
You're skilled in the same magics as Marie.
[15:20] Olivia
Ms. Marie is skilled in healing magic, too?
[15:22] Brad
Yeah, she's our goddess.
[15:25] Brad
With Marie around, no injury
is ever... too... much...
[15:31] Olivia
Mr. Brad?
[15:35] Leon
You make a good couple.
[15:37] Olivia
Huh?
[15:39] Leon
I guess everything's made to end
up where it belongs after all.
[15:46] Olivia
Mr. Leon?
[15:49] Leon
Greg, you're pretty strong.
[15:51] Greg
Are you being sarcastic?
More importantly, I'm sorry.
[15:54] Greg
I broke the Armor we acquired.
[15:57] Leon
What you did was more than worth it.
[16:00] Leon
I'm going to bring Brad inside.
Will you help me carry him?
[16:02] Greg
He got hurt?
[16:04] Leon
He's all right. Ms. Olivia healed him.
[16:12] Olivia
Mr. Leon, why?
[16:26] Olivia
Please call me Livia.
[16:37] Leon
They'd amassed all this treasure, huh?
[16:40] Luxion
Well, they were pirates.
[16:42] Luxion
I doubt we can expect a reward
from the Wayne family,
[16:47] Luxion
but I believe we will also receive
the bounty from the palace.
[16:51] Leon
I'm thankful for that,
[16:54] Leon
but were you able to find
evidence linking the pirates
[16:56] Leon
to Count Offrey's family and Stephanie,
who orchestrated this mess?
[17:00] Luxion
Yes. I discovered documents
of their correspondence.
[17:04] Leon
Good. That'll get rid of the trash.
[17:08] Leon
The kingdom will improve slightly.
[17:11] Leon
Actually, I guess the entire
kingdom itself is trash.
[17:13] Luxion
I would not hesitate to destroy
this kingdom and this world.
[17:18] Luxion
After destroying it, it would be possible
for me to create a world that suits you.
[17:23] Leon
Sounds nice. Maybe I'll assemble a harem,
[17:27] Leon
with elves and cat-eared beast women.
[17:32] Leon
I guess my thinking is no different
from the academy girls', huh?
[17:37] Luxion
I'm glad you have your answer.
[17:40] Luxion
Do you feel better now that you've taken
out your frustrations on the pirates?
[17:43] Luxion
It's not that Olivia hates you now.
[17:47] Luxion
She's just become emotionally unstable.
[17:50] Leon
I know.
[17:57] Leon
It's just time for me to go back
to being a proper mob character.
[18:04] Luxion
Master, there's a Redgrave
airship headed our way.
[18:12] Leon
Ms. Angelica must've pulled some strings.
[18:15] Leon
Let's let them handle the rest.
[18:18] Brad
What's the meaning of this?!
[18:21] Brad
Ow, my wound.
[18:23] Greg
We aren't the ones who defeated the pirates.
[18:26] Greg
We can't accept this reward.
[18:28] Brad
Are you telling us to take credit
for Bartfort's achievement?
[18:31] Official
You must accept. Baron Bartfort reported
that he simply assisted the two of you.
[18:39] Greg
What?
[18:40] Brad
What does that mean?
[18:42] Official
I was told not to say anything,
[18:44] Official
but the baron has made an
appeal to both your families.
[18:48] Official
He's asked them to reconsider your
disinheritance in light of your exploits.
[18:56] Luxion
Are you sure this is what you wanted?
[18:59] Luxion
It'd be good for me to
see those two reinstated.
[19:04] Luxion
They seem like they'd protect Ms. Olivia.
[19:06] Luxion
There's the matter of Brad and Greg,
but there's also the Offrey family's daughter.
[19:12] Leon
Stephanie, huh?
[19:15] Leon
We can let the royal palace and
the Redgrave family handle her.
[19:20] Leon
They'll inflict a far worse
punishment than I ever could.
[19:27] Luxion
If you're satisfied, then I'm fine with that.
[19:29] Luxion
However, Angelica was upset with you.
[19:33] Luxion
She wanted to know why you made Olivia cry.
[19:35] Leon
Huh? Oh.
[19:44] Leon
Rich girls can be so fussy.
[19:46] Luxion
Do you intend to distance
yourself from Angelica, as well?
[19:49] Leon
Yeah. If anything, we've
been too close until now.
[20:12] Angelica
Will our relationship ever be the same again?
[20:20] Brad
Your Highness, we've made a decision.
[20:23] Julius
A decision? About what?
[20:26] Brad
We want to beat Bartfort as fellow men.
[20:28] Greg
He's an incredible knight,
but someday we'll catch up to him.
[20:33] Julius
Guys...
[20:35] Brad
Your Highness, would it be
possible to see the queen?
[20:39] Greg
We wouldn't be men if we didn't
return the favor we owe him.
[20:45] Leon
Brad, Greg...
[20:48] Leon
Do you guys really hate me that much?
[20:52] Luxion
You've been promoted from upper
sixth to lower fifth rank.
[20:55] Luxion
Those two must have talked
to the palace for you.
[20:58] Leon
There's no way this is acceptable!
[21:01] Leon
That's two ranks higher than my own father!
[21:03] Luxion
Also, you received this letter.
[21:07] Leon
A letter?
[21:10] Leon
The Atlee family? So it's
from Clarice's family.
[21:15] Atlee
Dear Baron Bartfort.
[21:17] Atlee
Thank you for helping my daughter.
[21:20] Atlee
As a token of my appreciation, I'd like
you to accept an air bike as thanks.
[21:25] Atlee
Also, though this may be impertinent of me,
[21:27] Atlee
I have recommended you be promoted to
upper fifth rank after your graduation.
[21:37] Luxion
Congratulations. You'll be
promoted once you graduate.
[21:42] Leon
P-Please, no more! I'm going
on a trip somewhere!
[21:46] Luxion
You can't. Classes start tomorrow.
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[23:26] Leon
You travel abroad every year for your
school trip? Nobles sure are something.
[23:29] Chris
It's an opportunity to gain
knowledge and friends.
[23:31] Leon
I don't understand it.
[23:32] Chris
Next time, "Unlike You Wannabe Nobles."
[23:35] Chris
That's because you're not very aristocratic.
[23:37] Leon
Neither are you, Mr. Disinherited.