E2 - Hey, Girl. Wanna Get Some Tea?

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[00:08] Luxion
    You're in a good mood, Master.
[00:10] Leon
    Well, yeah.
[00:11] Leon
    Just thinking about the expression
    on Zola's face makes me hum.
[00:16] Leon
    And then there's this island.
[00:19] Leon
    I'm an independent knight now.
[00:21] Leon
    I'm lucky I found an uninhabited island
    suitable for a baronet on the way home.
[00:28] Luxion
    In the future, it could probably make you
    some money as a tourist destination.
[00:31] Luxion
    You could build hot springs
    using heat-producing crystals.
[00:34] Leon
    Hot springs! Hot springs are nice!
[00:38] Luxion
    I've already begun making preparations.
[00:40] Luxion
    It should be quite comfortable
    in a few months.
[00:43] Leon
    Now I just need to find a wife at the academy,
[00:46] Leon
    and I can live an easy life
    as a back country baronet.
[00:48] Leon
    What?! A baron?!
[00:51] Balcus
    Yeah, apparently, they're granting
    Leon Fou Bartfort a barony.
[00:56] Leon
    B-But why?
[00:58] Balcus
    Probably for clearing an unexplored dungeon
    and discovering a new floating island.
[01:04] Leon
    Th-That island's only big
    enough for a baronet!
[01:07] Leon
    I chose that rank for a reason.
    If I become a baron...
[01:12] Balcus
    You'll have to find a high-ranking
    wife at the academy.
[01:16] Balcus
    One around Zola's rank.
[01:17] Leon
    Zola?
[01:19] Leon
    Zola?!
[01:25] Leon
    Please, no!
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
[02:59] Leon
    The royal capital of the Holfort Kingdom.
[03:02] Leon
    Located in the middle of a massive continent,
[03:04] Leon
    this modern and beautiful city
    exists in harmony with nature.
[03:09] Leon
    With a population of over one million, the
    community is centered around the nobility.
[03:14] Leon
    Wow, it's exactly like the
    academy from the game.
[03:18] Leon
    For the next three years,
[03:19] Leon
    I'll be looking for a wife here while studying
[03:22] Leon
    noble etiquette, adventuring
    dos and don'ts, and even magic.
[03:27] Leon
    I've finally reached the
    starting point of the game.
[03:30] Girl
    Pick up my bag at once.
[03:32] Beastman Slave
    Forgive me, mistress.
[03:35] Leon
    Women really do hold more
    power in this world.
[03:39] Leon
    I wanna go home.
[03:42] Girl
    It's the prince and his friends!
[03:44] Leon
    Ah, it's the romantic interests.
[03:47] Leon
    So these are the guys I was pursuing.
[03:51] Leon
    They still annoy me ten years later.
[03:53] Girl
    Look at that.
[03:56] Girl
    That's the Redgrave girl.
[03:57] Leon
    Rich girl antagonist Angelica.
[04:00] Leon
    She's the protagonist's rival
[04:02] Leon
    and the daughter of the duke who's second
    in power only to the royal family.
[04:06] Leon
    She got in the way of my
    romances so many times.
[04:08] Girl
    She's so pretty.
[04:09] Girl
    That's the duke's family for you.
[04:10] Girl
    The average man isn't good enough for her.
[04:13] Leon
    Welp, good luck with your noble
    business, noble lords and ladies.
[04:17] Leon
    I'll be doing things the mob way.
[04:20] Boy
    That took forever.
SIGN    Hey, Girl. Wanna Get Some Tea?
[04:20] Girl
    I wonder who we'll be placed with.
[04:21] Boy
    Classes start tomorrow, huh?
[04:22] Girl
    I hope I'm in the same class
    as some distinguished nobles.
[04:23] Boy
    I wonder what our class is like.
[04:26] Leon
    So sleepy. I guess entrance ceremonies
    are boring even in an isekai.
[04:35] Julius
    D-Did you just hit me?
[04:37] Julius
    Do you have any idea who I am?
[04:39] Marie
    N-No. But regardless of who you are,
    I won't t-tolerate such rudeness.
[04:44] Leon
    Huh? That dialogue...
[04:48] Julius
    You're not like other girls.
[04:51] Leon
    That's an event from the game.
[04:54] Leon
    But isn't this...
[04:58] Leon
    She's not that protagonist.
[05:04] Leon
    I feel like I've seen her somewhere before.
[05:08] Luxion
    Master.
[05:09] Leon
    Luxion, how was the city?
[05:12] Luxion
    My own scientific technology
    is far more advanced.
[05:16] Luxion
    I will have to do more
    research into magic, however.
[05:20] Leon
    So there was a lot to see, then?
[05:23] Leon
    You're not very honest about
    your feelings, you tsundere.
[05:25] Luxion
    Tsundere? Are you hoping I will
    take on a female role for you?
[05:30] Luxion
    As I have no gender, I cannot
    respond to those feelings.
[05:35] Leon
    God, you piss me off.
[05:36] Luxion
    You're studying already?
    You didn't seem that motivated.
[05:40] Leon
    I'm not studying.
[05:42] Leon
    I'm preparing for a tea party.
[05:46] Leon
    Daniel, Raymond.
[05:48] Leon
    Got any leads on girls like us
    who aren't from wealthy families?
[05:53] Daniel
    Absolutely not. Right, Raymond?
[05:56] Raymond
    I don't care who they are as long
    as they'll attend my tea party.
[05:59] Leon
    We're only doing this to please the girls,
[06:02] Leon
    but if word gets out that we
    can't even host tea parties,
[06:04] Leon
    it'll make it harder to get married.
[06:10] Girl
    Your Highness!
[06:11] Girl
    Are you holding a tea party?
[06:13] Girl
    I'd like to come!
[06:14] Girl
    Me, too!
[06:14] Raymond
    This year will be tough since
    there's the prince and other
[06:17] Raymond
    distinguished nobles around.
[06:19] Leon
    Girls who act coldly toward us
    lose their heads over them.
[06:23] Daniel
    Give me a break.
[06:26] Angelica
    Your Highness.
[06:28] Angelica
    I must speak with you
    regarding your tea party.
[06:31] Angelica
    May I join you?
[06:35] Julius
    Angelica, don't try to intimidate me.
    We're at the academy.
[06:39] Angelica
    I am aware. It's just...
    it's a bit noisy in your vicinity.
[06:47] Daniel
    She seems on edge.
[06:49] Leon
    Don't look. Don't attract
    attention. Don't get involved.
[06:53] Marie
    Um, excuse me...
[06:55] Julius
    Marie, I've been looking for you.
[06:59] Marie
    You called for me, Your Highness?
[07:03] Julius
    I'll be holding my own tea party soon.
[07:05] Julius
    I'd like you to come.
[07:07] Marie
    What?
[07:08] Angelica
    Hold on.
[07:09] Angelica
    She would be out of place at your tea party.
[07:12] Julius
    I'm here at this school
    as one of its students.
[07:14] Julius
    You may be my fiancée, but you have no right
    to meddle in my affairs to this degree.
[07:19] Angelica
    F-Forgive me.
[07:22] Leon
    This is a compulsory event from the game.
[07:25] Leon
    The protagonist is supposed to be
    protected by the prince, but...
[07:29] Julius
    Sorry about that, Marie.
[07:31] Marie
    It's all right. Are you sure it would be
    acceptable for me to attend, though?
[07:37] Jilk
    I've never seen you pursue a girl
    so aggressively, Your Highness.
[07:41] Julius
    S-Stop it, Jilk.
[07:43] Julius
    I-In any case, I'd like you to attend.
[07:47] Marie
    Your Highness...
[07:49] Marie
    I will.
[07:53] Leon
    What's going on?
[07:58] Lucas
    A tea party is a mirror that
    reflects who a person is.
[08:03] Lucas
    From your behavior to your words,
[08:05] Lucas
    each and every tea and snack served at
    a tea party expresses who a person is.
[08:08] Leon
    Ugh, what a drag.
[08:09] Leon
    I can't believe I'm attending an
    etiquette class with a bunch of dudes.
[08:13] Lucas
    Mr. Leon.
[08:14] Leon
    Yes, sir.
[08:15] Lucas
    If you would please listen more attentively.
[08:19] Student
    That's the adventurer
    everyone's talking about.
[08:20] Student
    This is the problem with country folk.
[08:22] Student
    He thinks he's so great just because
    he's accomplished a little.
[08:24] Student
    He's just a baron's son.
[08:26] Leon
    Shut up.
[08:28] Lucas
    Mr. Leon, it is important to want to
    invite women into a special place.
[08:33] Leon
    Uh-huh.
[08:35] Lucas
    You don't seem to understand.
[08:37] Lucas
    Why don't I show you? To the front, please.
[08:40] Leon
    Wow, I'm so excited.
[08:45] Leon
    Tea party, my ass.
[08:47] Leon
    It's just a dumb event
    for winning girls over.
[08:49] Leon
    Sir!
[08:52] Lucas
    Do you understand now?
[08:53] Leon
    Yes, sir. I'm ashamed
    I ever made fun of them.
[08:57] Leon
    Someday I hope to hold tea
    parties as perfect as yours.
[09:01] Lucas
    I still have a lot to learn myself.
[09:04] Lucas
    Let us walk the path of tea together.
[09:07] Leon
    Yes, sir—no, Master!
[09:10] Daniel
    What happened to him?
[09:12] Raymond
    Who knows?
[09:15] Luxion
    You're making quite the effort.
[09:18] Luxion
    Until recently, you planned to hire
    help and take it easy yourself.
[09:21] Leon
    It's all thanks to my master.
    I've been reborn.
[09:25] Luxion
    It's impressive that you've rented this space,
    but are any women actually coming?
[09:29] Leon
    Oh, she will. She's the daughter of a baron.
[09:33] Leon
    See? Here she is now.
[09:34] Leon
    Thank you for coming to—
[09:36] Leon
    Huh?
[09:36] Girl
    Yo.
[09:38] Leon
    Uh, you didn't come alone?
[09:40] Girl
    Nah. I brought my friends and their servant.
[09:44] Friend (Large)
    Hey, there's a bunch of snacks.
[09:47] Girl
    We're going to Brad's tea party,
    but we've got some time until then.
[09:52] Girl
    I thought we could have some tea.
[09:54] Friend (Small)
    I want some, too.
[09:57] Friend (Small)
    Hurry up.
[09:57] Girl
    I'm thirsty.
[09:58] Friend (Large)
    Tastes all right.
[10:00] Friend (Large)
    Well, should we get going?
[10:02] Girl
    Yeah.
[10:03] Girl
    Thanks. This was a decent
    way to pass the time.
[10:07] Girl
    Later.
[10:08] Both
    Later.
[10:10] Girl
    But you'll have to spend a little more
    on snacks if you want to please girls.
[10:17] Leon
    Master, the path of tea
    is long and treacherous.
[10:21] Girl
    What?
[10:22] Girl
    Who do you think you are?
[10:24] Girl
    Did Brad invite you?
[10:26] Girl
    Know your place.
[10:27] Girl
    Idiot.
[10:32] Girl
    Why don't you clean up the trash, commoner?
[10:33] Girl
    Don't get ahead of yourself.
[10:36] Leon
    That girl...
[10:37] Luxion
    Is this what they call bullying?
    I believe she's here on a scholarship.
[10:42] Leon
    Olivia...
[10:44] Leon
    She's the protagonist of this game.
[10:56] Leon
    I don't really want to get involved
    with the game's story, but...
[11:00] Leon
    Hey, girl.
[11:03] Leon
    Wanna get some tea?
[11:14] Olivia
    This is delicious.
[11:15] Olivia
    I've never had such delicious sweets.
[11:18] Olivia
    Can I have this tea, too?
[11:20] Leon
    Yeah. It was about to go to waste, anyway.
[11:25] (Flashback) Girl
    This was a decent way to pass the time.
[11:26] (Flashback) Friend (Small)
    Hurry up, slowpoke.
[11:28] (Flashback) Friend (Large)
    Serve more expensive stuff next time.
[11:33] Olivia
    It's so good.
[11:35] Leon
    Seriously? She's such a sweet girl.
[11:38] Leon
    What kind of idiot would call her devious?
[11:41] (Flashback) Protagonist
    What a devious protagonist.
[11:47] Leon
    Hey, are things always like that for you?
[11:53] Olivia
    Nothing I do ever goes well.
[11:57] Olivia
    I'm not even sure if it was all right for a
    commoner like me to come to this school.
[12:02] Leon
    It's obviously all right.
[12:04] Leon
    I mean, you are the protagonist.
[12:05] Olivia
    I want to study magic more,
[12:10] Olivia
    but I don't know much about the academy's
    rules and unspoken agreements.
[12:15] Leon
    Oh, don't cry.
[12:17] Leon
    I know one person we can count on.
[12:20] Leon
    She may be able to help us.
[12:22] Olivia
    What?
[12:23] Olivia
    Really?
[12:25] Leon
    She's blinding me!
[12:28] Jenna
    So you called me, idiot brother?
[12:32] Leon
    Try to make yourself useful sometimes.
[12:34] Leon
    You've mooched plenty of money off me.
[12:38] Jenna
    You said your name's Olivia, right?
[12:41] Jenna
    Have you introduced yourself to the
    most important girl in your class?
[12:44] Olivia
    No. She has so many followers,
    I can't get close.
[12:49] Jenna
    In those situations,
[12:50] Jenna
    you have to ask one of her important
    followers to act as a go-between.
[12:54] Jenna
    Give her a gift of something she likes.
[12:57] Leon
    You mean a bribe.
[12:59] Jenna
    It works, okay? Don't question it!
[13:02] Jenna
    Get her some snacks from a popular shop.
[13:05] Olivia
    S-Snacks from a popular shop?
[13:09] Olivia
    Those are expensive, aren't they?
[13:12] Jenna
    Get him to pay for it.
[13:13] Leon
    What? You can't just decide that!
[13:16] Olivia
    100 dia...
[13:17] Olivia
    200 dia...
[13:21] Leon
    It's all right. I'll pay for it.
[13:24] Olivia
    I-I promise I'll pay you back.
[13:29] Angelica
    I don't know who told you to do it,
[13:31] Angelica
    but you deserve some praise for
    coming to introduce yourself.
[13:33] Olivia
    Th-Thank you.
[13:36] Angelica
    I'll allow you to sit quietly in the
    corner so long as you know your place.
[13:41] Olivia
    D-Does that mean it's all right
    for me to be at the academy?
[13:54] Olivia
    U-Um, I...
[13:56] Angelica
    You were supposed to just silently nod.
    Then it would've all been over.
[14:01] Angelica
    Now things have become complicated
    because you had to ask a question.
[14:04] Olivia
    Huh?
[14:06] Angelica
    I'm not trying to push
    you out of the academy.
[14:10] Angelica
    I don't have the time to do that,
    nor do I enjoy such crude behavior.
[14:14] Olivia
    R-Really? I'm sorry.
[14:22] Angelica
    I suppose you're better than that
    girl who's cozying up to the prince.
[14:26] Angelica
    Scholarship student,
    who advised you to do this?
[14:30] Olivia
    It was Mr. Leon.
[14:32] Angelica
    The third son of the Bartfort family?
[14:35] Angelica
    The one who acquired a barony on his own?
[14:38] Angelica
    He's an impressive fellow.
[14:40] Olivia
    Isn't he?
[14:43] Angelica
    But his competence will mean
    others will want to use him.
[14:53] Leon
    Damn it, Daniel and Raymond.
[14:56] Leon
    They skipped exploration class.
[15:00] Leon
    To make matters worse, my classmates
    are all the romantic interests.
[15:05] Olivia
    I'm sorry. The others insisted
    on their attendance.
[15:09] Leon
    On top of that...
[15:10] Student
    Let's let them go ahead.
[15:12] Student
    Let them handle the dangerous stuff.
[15:14] Student
    They're an experienced adventurer
    and a scholarship student, anyway.
[15:18] Leon
    They're treating us like a convenient
    couple of guards—no, meat shields.
[15:24] Female Teacher
    All right, everyone.
[15:25] Female Teacher
    This is an opportunity to apply the magic
    and fighting techniques you've learned.
[15:29] Female Teacher
    Please descend to the third floor of the
    dungeon and collect the crystals there.
[15:33] Female Teacher
    Watch out for monsters.
[15:35] Student
    Yes, ma'am.
[15:35] Student
    Got it.
[15:38] Leon
    Shall we go, Ms. Olivia?
[15:40] Olivia
    Okay.
[15:40] Angelica
    That's enough!
[15:43] Angelica
    I told you to know your place.
[15:45] Angelica
    You and the prince are of vastly
    different social standings!
[15:50] Julius
    Angelica, don't.
[15:52] Angelica
    Your Highness, you're going to
    allow this girl to have her way?
[15:56] Marie
    I just wanted to be with the prince.
[16:01] Marie
    If I'm bothering you, you can say so.
[16:04] Angelica
    How dare you act like this again?
[16:07] Student
    What's going on?
[16:07] Student
    Are they fighting again?
[16:08] Student
    What happened?
[16:09] Leon
    Hey, Ms. Olivia. Do you know
    anything about that Marie girl?
[16:14] Olivia
    I believe she's the daughter
    of a poor viscount.
[16:17] Olivia
    Recently, she's been bullied
    even worse than me.
[16:20] Leon
    Huh...
[16:21] Girl
    How could she cozy up to him like
    that in front of his fiancée?
[16:24] Girl
    Wasn't she getting pretty friendly
    with some other boys, too?
[16:26] Girl
    She sucks. I can't believe her.
[16:28] Julius
    Enough of this!
[16:31] Jilk
    Ms. Angelica, please don't
    trouble the prince too much.
[16:35] Greg
    Don't bring your outside
    relationships into the academy.
[16:39] Greg
    It's irritating.
[16:40] Angelica
    I-I'm just trying to do what's
    best for the prince...
[16:43] Julius
    Let's go, Marie.
[16:45] Marie
    A-All right.
[16:51] Leon
    Women may hold more power in this
    world, but they're the exception.
[16:56] Olivia
    Huff...
[17:02] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, I managed to excavate a crystal.
[17:06] Leon
    Congratulations. That's 100 dia in the bag.
[17:08] Olivia
    Absolutely. Now I can pay back
    the money I borrowed from you.
[17:13] Leon
    There's no rush.
[17:15] Olivia
    Aren't there treasure
    chests in dungeons, too?
[17:18] Olivia
    I wonder who left them there.
    It's strange, isn't it?
[17:22] Leon
    Yeah, it sure is strange.
[17:24] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, you're not curious?
[17:27] Leon
    Not really.
[17:30] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, you're so cold.
[17:33] Leon
    There's no point in questioning it.
[17:35] Leon
    After all, this is one of those vaguely-conceived
    dungeons from that otome game.
[17:40] Leon
    Honestly, getting any closer to
    Ms. Olivia would be a bad idea.
[17:44] Leon
    She's destined to become friends
    with the prince and his buddies.
[17:48] Olivia
    The others haven't arrived yet.
[17:50] Leon
    Of course not. We're just
    meat shields to them.
[17:58] Olivia
    M-Mr. Leon!
[18:00] Olivia
    We should get help from
    the others immediately!
[18:03] Leon
    There's no point. They intended for us
    to serve as their shields from the start.
[18:06] Olivia
    But...
[18:08] Leon
    Seriously, I hope those rich kids drop dead.
[18:12] Leon
    I guess I'll test out this sword Luxion made.
[18:25] Leon
    Last one!
[18:28] Olivia
    Y-You're so strong.
[18:31] Leon
    I used to train back home.
[18:34] Leon
    I've fought nastier creatures, too.
[18:39] Leon
    You little...
[18:44] Leon
    That thing scared me.
[18:46] Olivia
    I-I'm sorry. You were protecting me.
[18:54] Olivia
    Mr. Leon...
[18:56] Julius
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[18:58] Julius
    We'll handle the rest.
[19:01] Leon
    They've got some balls.
[19:06] Julius
    Marie, are you scared?
[19:08] Marie
    No, I'm fine.
[19:12] Greg
    I'm more worried about the prince.
[19:15] Greg
    Guys raised in the palace tend to be weak.
[19:18] Chris
    Hey, don't be rude to the prince.
[19:21] Jilk
    We're students now. We're equals here.
[19:24] Brad
    This guy will put you through
    hell if you marry him, Marie.
[19:38] Brad
    Meatheads!
[19:45] Angelica
    We must assist him!
[19:46] Jilk
    Calm down. The prince isn't a weak man.
[20:00] Marie
    Your Highness, you're hurt!
[20:05] Julius
    I-It's just a scratch.
[20:13] Julius
    M-Marie, you can use healing magic?
[20:18] Marie
    Shh.
[20:19] Angelica
    Your Highness!
[20:22] Julius
    Marie!
[20:23] Angelica
    Are you all right? Let me treat your wounds.
[20:28] Julius
    That's not necessary.
[20:30] Angelica
    Huh?
[20:31] Julius
    Are you all right, Marie?
[20:33] Marie
    Y-Yes.
[20:37] Greg
    Your Highness, why are you
    holding hands with Marie?
[20:40] Jilk
    Don't try to get the jump on us.
[20:42] Girl
    Did you see that?
[20:44] Girl
    I feel sorry for her.
[20:45] Girl
    Is she really his fiancée?
[20:51] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, you're hurt!
[20:53] Leon
    This is nothing.
[20:57] Olivia
    I'll heal you.
[21:05] Leon
    Thanks.
[21:07] Olivia
    Magic is the only thing I'm good at.
[21:10] Olivia
    I began attending this academy because
    a scholar discovered my talent.
[21:15] Leon
    That's impressive.
[21:17] Olivia
    I'm glad to have been
    useful to you, Mr. Leon.
[21:23] Leon
    Well, damn it.
[21:24] Leon
    She's the protagonist, and I'm
    just a mob character, but...
[21:29] Leon
    Anyway, what's going on?
[21:34] Leon
    Why is this different from the game?
[23:25] Leon
    You challenge someone to a duel by
    throwing your glove at them, right?
[23:27] Angelica
    That's right. It's also how you
    declare the end of a friendship.
[23:29] Angelica
    It's not something one should do rashly.
[23:31] Leon
    Huh, I had no idea.
[23:32] Julius
    You didn't even know that?
[23:34] Leon
    Are you looking for a fight? Bring it on.
[23:35] Leon
    Let's duel, prince.
[23:37] Angelica
    I just told you not to be rash.