E10 - Unlike You Wannabe Nobles

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[00:03] Leon
    So this is the air bike from Lady Clarice.
[00:06] Luxion
    It's far more advanced than the one
    you rode at the academy festival.
[00:10] Luxion
    I've named it "Schwert."
[00:12] Leon
    I'm the one who owns it.
[00:14] Leon
    So, what does "Schwert" mean?
[00:17] Luxion
    It means "sword."
[00:19] Leon
    Hey, I like it!
[00:21] Leon
    It's metallic and pointy,
    so that's a perfect name for it!
[00:26] Luxion
    Now, let's get modding.
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
[02:02] Daniel
    Have you tried being happier about it?
[02:04] Raymond
    Yeah, you've been promoted.
[02:07] Leon
    I didn't want to get promoted.
[02:10] Raymond
    But you won't have any
    trouble finding a wife now.
[02:13] Raymond
    See? The girls are looking at you.
[02:17] Girl A
    I heard he got promoted again.
[02:18] Girl B
    He could be a winning ticket now.
[02:20] Girl C
    Personally, I hate him, though.
[02:23] Leon
    They're practically admitting that
    they're only after my status!
[02:26] Leon
    No freakin' way!
[02:27] Daniel
    I can't deny that.
[02:29] Raymond
    Well, you might be able to develop
    a relationship with someone.
[02:33] Raymond
    The school trip's coming up.
[02:35] Leon
    The school trip event...
[02:37] Leon
    Every year, all three grades
    go on a trip together.
[02:40] Leon
    The students are split into three groups.
[02:43] Leon
    In the game, you head to the same
    destination as your romantic interest,
[02:46] Leon
    where you get to improve
    your relationship score.
[02:48] Leon
    There are also items that can only
    be acquired at your destination,
[02:51] Leon
    so I decided to head to the
    southern floating island
[02:54] Leon
    where the item I want can be found.
[02:57] Leon
    I guess we're going our separate ways.
[02:59] Daniel
    You'll be with Lady Angelica
    and Ms. Olivia, right?
[03:02] Raymond
    Why don't you apologize
    and make up with them?
[03:04] Leon
    What? Why would I apologize to them?
[03:07] Daniel
    Because it's bound to be your fault.
[03:09] Raymond
    Totally.
[03:10] Both
    Yup, yup.
[03:12] Leon
    Exactly what kind of person
    do you guys think I am?
SIGN    Unlike You Wannabe Nobles
[03:21] Leon
    This is nothing like the school
    trips I'm familiar with.
[03:24] Luxion
    This is a luxury passenger ship, after all.
[03:26] Luxion
    Apparently, you'll even get to enjoy
    water skiing at your destination.
[03:29] Leon
    I know. I'm planning to take Schwert
    for a test drive while I'm there.
[03:34] Leon
    Anyway...
[03:42] Deirdre
    We'll have such a marvelous
    time once we arrive.
[03:45] Deirdre
    I'll tell you all about my
    forefathers' heroic exploits.
[03:50] Girl
    Ms. Deirdre!
[03:52] Girl
    I'm looking forward to it!
[03:53] Leon
    If I want to get married, I'll have
    to put in some effort while I'm here.
[03:58] Girl
    Mr. Chris!
[03:59] Girl A
    Mr. Chris!
[03:59] Girl B
    Where are you heading next?
[04:00] Girl C
    Come eat with me.
[04:01] Girl D
    Join me on the pool deck.
[04:05] Girl
    Mr. Chris!
[04:05] Leon
    The handsome romantic interests are
    getting as much attention as ever.
[04:08] Leon
    I wish they'd follow the game's story and
    get together with Ms. Olivia already.
[04:17] Leon
    Not that it's any of my business.
[04:22] Follower A
    I've chosen to forsake the duke's family.
[04:25] Follower B
    Me, too. They're on their way out since her
    engagement to the prince was called off.
[04:31] Follower A
    We're supposed to pull the
    string and throw it out a window?
[04:33] Follower B
    Yeah. They said not to attract any attention.
[04:53] Olivia
    It's like a dream.
[04:57] Olivia
    If only the three of us could stroll
    through this beautiful place together...
[05:07] Olivia
    Is it even all right for me
    to remain at the academy?
[05:41] Priestess
    You must be students from the academy.
[05:44] Priestess
    Are you here to visit the shrine?
[05:45] Leon
    Actually, uh...
[05:47] Priestess
    This shrine is dedicated to marriage.
[05:49] Priestess
    It's said to be very effective.
[05:51] Angelica
    What?
[05:52] Olivia
    Marriage?
[05:54] Leon
    So this is the event where the protagonist
[05:57] Leon
    and romantic interest
    visit the shrine together.
[05:59] Priestess
    Yup, yup.
[06:01] Angelica
    We should start by making an offering.
[06:05] Olivia
    Y-You're giving them that much?
[06:07] Angelica
    Is this not correct?
[06:09] Angelica
    At the temple, it's normal
    to donate about this much.
[06:16] Leon
    God, please help me find a wife.
[06:19] Leon
    Find me a kind woman with common sense!
[06:22] Leon
    I'm into mature, sexy
    women who will coddle me!
[06:26] Leon
    And if she's a little naughty, even better!
[06:28] Leon
    Ow, ow, ow!
[06:28] Angelica
    Don't say things like that
    in a holy place, you fool!
[06:31] ---
    Ha, ha, ha.
[06:40] Leon
    I wonder if Lady Angelica hopes to marry
    someone more respectable than the prince.
[06:46] Leon
    For Ms. Olivia, someone other than the
    disappointing Greg and Brad could be—
[06:50] Leon
    No, I guess Julius and
    Jilk are hopeless, too.
[06:54] Leon
    No, that's not right.
[06:57] Leon
    As long as he makes Ms. Olivia
    happy, anyone will do.
[07:04] Priestess
    Academy students, these are
    our shrine's famous charms.
[07:09] Priestess
    Take one as a souvenir.
[07:11] Angelica
    Charms?
[07:16] Leon
    That's right! This is what I was looking for!
[07:20] Leon
    The randomly acquired Luck Charm,
[07:22] Leon
    Battle Charm, and
    Elemental Protection Charm!
[07:27] Leon
    I wanted these items so badly,
    I pulled some strings to make sure
[07:31] Leon
    I'd end up at the southern floating
    island on the school trip.
[07:31] Leon
    Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[07:35] Leon
    Bless you, school trip event!
[07:37] Priestess
    U-Um, those are for the three of you.
[07:42] Angelica
    Oh, we don't need them.
[07:44] Olivia
    You keep them, Mr. Leon.
[07:47] Leon
    No, you might as well take one.
[07:49] Leon
    Let's open them together.
[07:51] Angelica
    Leon...
[07:55] Angelica
    If you insist.
[07:57] Olivia
    Thank you.
[07:59] Leon
    Here we go. Come on, big money.
[08:02] Priestess
    There are no winners or losers!
[08:04] Priestess
    There are just different varieties!
[08:06] Leon
    Ready, and...
[08:09] Angelica
    What is this?
[08:10] Olivila
    It's beautiful.
[08:12] Leon
    Red and white Elemental
    Protection Charms, huh?
[08:15] Leon
    I'm glad you two got those.
[08:18] Leon
    I've got no affinity for
    those colored elements.
[08:20] Olivia
    Affinity?
[08:21] Angelica
    What does that mean?
[08:23] Leon
    In any case, you keep those.
[08:26] Leon
    I got something good, too.
[08:29] Angelica
    It's different from ours.
[08:31] Olivia
    Are those swords?
[08:33] Leon
    Yeah, it's a Battle Charm.
[08:36] Leon
    It's an item that enhances
[08:39] Leon
    close-quarters combat abilities
    and increases physical attributes.
[08:43] Leon
    It's shaped a little differently from
    the one I'm familiar with, though.
[08:47] Priestess
    Are the charms to your liking?
[08:48] Leon
    Yes, thank you.
[08:51] Priestess
    Thank you for visiting the shrine.
[08:54] Priestess
    The three of you must have
    prayed for your friendship.
[08:58] Leon
    Huh?
[09:06] Luxion
    Master, did you not head into the
    dungeon to get the Holy Bracelet
[09:11] Luxion
    because you hadn't acquired that charm yet?
[09:15] Luxion
    I thought it was odd that you weren't
    in more of a hurry with Marie around.
[09:19] Luxion
    Is she not attempting to take
    the protagonist's place?
[09:23] Leon
    As long as she's played the game
    thoroughly, she won't do anything stupid.
[09:29] Leon
    We're screwed if we head down the war route.
[09:39] Hertrude
    It's nearly time.
[09:44] Chris
    Bartfort.
[09:46] Chris
    I heard you fought Brad.
[09:48] Chris
    You and I should have our own sword fight.
[09:52] Leon
    But Brad challenged me to
    something he's not good at.
[09:56] Leon
    You want to sword fight me when
    you're a skilled swordsman?
[10:00] Chris
    I've never thought of myself
    as a skilled swordsman.
[10:04] Chris
    My father says I have no talent for it.
[10:07] Leon
    Then why don't you get Marie to console you?
[10:10] Chris
    You know nothing about me!
[10:12] Chris
    You've never worked a day in your life!
[10:17] Leon
    What's going on?
[10:18] Chris
    An alarm?
[10:28] Leon
    You're kidding.
[10:29] Student
    What's happening?
[10:30] Student
    Monsters?
[10:30] Chris
    Calm down, everyone! Head inside the ship!
[10:32] Student
    What's going on?
[10:33] Leon
    That mark...
[10:35] Luxion
    That's the crest of the Principality of Fanoss.
[10:38] Leon
    The Principality of Fanoss...
[10:40] Leon
    Originally belonging to
    a duke of the kingdom,
[10:43] Leon
    they declared their independence
    and now call themselves a nation.
[10:46] Leon
    They're not supposed to show
    up until the end of the game.
[10:50] Leon
    Why? It's too soon.
[10:54] Luxion
    I'll instruct the main ship 
    and the Partner to attack.
[10:56] Luxion
    Just give the word, Master.
[10:58] Leon
    Send them immediately.
    How much time do we have?
[11:07] Leon
    A monster airship?
[11:09] Leon
    It's the princess.
[11:11] Angelica
    Leon!
[11:12] Angelica
    Why is the Principality attacking?
[11:17] Angelica
    Princess Hertrude...
[11:19] Leon
    You know her?
[11:20] Angelica
    Yes, I met her once before.
[11:27] Hertrude
    I, first princess of the Principality of Fanoss,
    Hertrude Sera Fanoss, have a message for you.
[11:35] Hertrude
    We have declared war on the Holfort Kingdom.
[11:40] Hertrude
    Children of the kingdom's foolish
    nobles, surrender or die.
[11:46] Hertrude
    I shall grant you time to make your decision.
[11:49] Hertrude
    I'll wait one hour.
[11:52] Angelica
    A d-declaration of war?
[11:54] Angelica
    Is she trying to take us hostage?
[11:57] Leon
    Why is this third-year event happening now?
[12:02] Leon
    Where did I go wrong?
[12:13] Gelatt
    How do you do, people of the kingdom?
[12:16] Gelatt
    My name is Gelatt.
[12:18] Gelatt
    Now, then...
[12:19] Gelatt
    Children of nobles ranking as barons
    or higher will be taken prisoner.
[12:24] Gelatt
    We have no interest in anyone
    ranked lower than that.
[12:27] Gelatt
    We have no need for demi-human
    slaves or the ship's crew, either.
[12:30] Student
    What?
[12:30] Student
    They're not interested in knights?
[12:32] Student
    But...
[12:32] Leon
    This isn't good.
[12:33] Student
    We're not even worth anything as hostages?
[12:33] Leon
    What should I do? How can
    I get us out of this?
[12:34] Student
    But my favorites...
[12:39] Angelica
    I am Angelica Rapha Redgrave.
[12:42] Angelica
    I believe you're at least
    familiar with my family's name.
[12:45] Gelatt
    Well, well.
[12:46] Angelica
    I'm the only hostage you need.
     Let the others go.
[12:51] Gelatt
    I wasn't expecting a duke's
    daughter to be aboard this ship.
[12:54] Gelatt
    I applaud your courage to step forward.
[12:58] Gelatt
    This way, please.
[13:00] Olivia
    A-Angie!
[13:02] Leon
    Hey, wait!
[13:06] Boy A
    You idiot! Don't do anything stupid!
[13:07] Boy B
    Nobody made her say it!
[13:09] Leon
    Let go! Are you guys insane?
[13:11] Gelatt
    Ah, he cares so deeply about his friend.
[13:18] Angelica
    Leon...
[13:23] Gelatt
    Let's give these nobles one last job.
[13:29] Gelatt
    I want you to punish him.
[13:33] Gelatt
    Come on, hurry up!
[13:35] Boy
    No hard feelings.
[13:43] Olivia
    Mr. Leon!
[13:45] Angelica
    Stop! Don't do this!
[13:47] Gelatt
    That's not how you ask
    someone to do something.
[13:51] Gelatt
    That's hardly fitting behavior
    for a duke's daughter.
[13:58] Angelica
    P-Please stop.
[14:01] Angelica
    I'm begging you.
[14:06] Gelatt
    Too bad! I reject your request!
[14:14] Gelatt
    Now, come this way.
[14:17] Gelatt
    Or do you want to expose
    all the students to danger?
[14:25] Olivia
    Wait!
[14:26] Olivia
    Don't go, Angie!
[14:29] Follower A
    Don't you dare.
[14:30] Follower B
    You know what'll happen if you do, don't you?
[14:32] Leon
    Don't touch her, you shitheads!
[14:32] Girl
    Stay out of this.
[14:35] Leon
    Stop!
[14:36] Leon
    You won't get away with this!
[14:37] Boy C
    Shut up!
[14:43] Hertrude
    It's good to see you again, Angelica.
[14:46] Hertrude
    I never thought we'd be reunited like this.
[14:49] Angelica
    Do you really intend to go to war?
[14:52] Angelica
    You know how much stronger the
    kingdom is than your principality.
[14:55] Hertrude
    You're right. It's true that overcoming that
    difference in power would be difficult.
[15:00] Hertrude
    But behold.
[15:02] Gelatt
    Your Highness, we should
    discuss the hostages first.
[15:05] Hertrude
    Ah, that's right.
[15:07] Angelica
    What are you talking about? I surrendered
    myself so you'd let the others go.
[15:11] Hertrude
    Only two students resisted
    when you were taken away.
[15:15] Hertrude
    How cold and spineless they are.
[15:18] Hertrude
    They're not fit to be nobles.
[15:29] Leon
    Come on, don't cry.
[15:32] Olivia
    I failed to save Angie.
[15:35] Olivia
    I can't get you out of here, either.
[15:38] Leon
    I can't handle crying girls.
[15:41] Leon
    But maybe the ability to shed tears
    for another is an impressive thing.
[15:51] Olivia
    Mr. Chris...
[15:52] Chris
    Bartfort, an envoy from
    the Principality just arrived.
[15:56] Leon
    And?
[15:57] Chris
    Angelica is the only
    hostage they'll be taking.
[16:00] Chris
    They'll begin the attack in an hour.
[16:03] Chris
    We're to die like nobles, apparently.
[16:07] Leon
    Figures.
[16:09] Chris
    This ship has six Armors.
[16:11] Chris
    I want us to buy time for
    the others to escape.
[16:16] Chris
    I need your help.
[16:17] Leon
    No way. They turned their backs on Angie.
[16:22] Leon
    Let them all fall.
[16:25] Chris
    Leon Fou Bartfort.
[16:28] Chris
    Please save us.
[16:30] Leon
    No.
[16:34] Chris
    Sorry to have bothered you.
[16:36] Leon
    You idiot. I wasn't done talking.
[16:42] Leon
    I'm not so kind as to help
    people who don't do anything.
[16:48] Leon
    If we're doing this, we're all doing this.
[16:54] Chris
    Guys, listen to me.
[16:56] Chris
    I understand why you lost your nerve
    in the face of so many enemies.
[17:00] Chris
    But for all of us to survive, we have to fight.
[17:03] Chris
    Please help!
[17:06] Chris
    If we don't stand up to them
    now, we'll die like dogs.
[17:09] Mob
    Shut up!
[17:10] Mob
    First-year brat!
[17:12] Mob
    Don't get ahead of yourself!
[17:12] Mob
    Sit down! You've been disinherited!
[17:14] Mob
    We can't beat them!
[17:16] Follower A
    This is all Angelica's fault!
[17:17] Follower A
    All she did was save her own skin!
[17:19] Follower B
    What a pathetic excuse for a duke's daughter!
[17:24] Leon
    Quit your whining, scumbags.
[17:29] Leon
    Listen to me.
[17:31] Leon
    I'm a knight with an official barony
    and lower fifth rank to boot.
[17:36] Leon
    I have more status than the
    instructors who lead us.
[17:39] Leon
    And I'm ordering you to fight.
[17:42] Leon
    Die fighting. It's better than being killed.
[17:47] Mob
    What?!
[17:48] Mob
    You can't be serious!
[17:48] Mob
    I don't want to die!
[17:49] Mob
    You can go fight!
[17:51] Leon
    Oh, you bet I'll fight.
    After all, I'm a real noble.
[17:55] Leon
    Unlike you wannabe nobles.
[17:59] Mob
    What?
[18:00] Deirdre
    Wannabe nobles, you say?
[18:05] Deirdre
    How dare you? I'm the daughter of an earl.
[18:08] Deirdre
    Take it back.
[18:10] Leon
    Huh? Who are you?
[18:12] Deirdre
    I am Deirdre Fou Roseblade.
[18:15] Deirdre
    I'm the daughter of Earl Roseblade.
[18:18] Deirdre
    Don't you forget it.
[18:19] Leon
    Roseblade...
[18:21] Leon
    Excluding the duke's family, your family's
    probably the most influential one here.
[18:26] Leon
    But you're still just a phony.
[18:27] Deirdre
    H-How rude, you upstart!
[18:31] Leon
    Yeah, that's right. I'm an upstart.
[18:34] Leon
    But I'm a true noble and
    successful adventurer.
[18:38] Leon
    Unlike you phonies.
[18:40] Deirdre
    Silence!
[18:42] Deirdre
    My family presented the kingdom
    with a massive island.
[18:46] Deirdre
    We're the most distinguished of families!
[18:48] Leon
    Your forefathers certainly were real nobles.
[18:51] Leon
    But their descendants are cowards.
[18:56] Leon
    You were relieved when Angie
    surrendered herself, weren't you?
[19:02] Leon
    You silently waited for the storm to pass.
[19:05] Leon
    The Principality is right.
[19:07] Leon
    You have none of the guts or pride
    of the descendants of adventurers.
[19:11] Leon
    You're just cowards clinging to the
    achievements of your forefathers.
[19:15] Leon
    And your forefathers' achievements are about
    to be overwritten by your patheticness!
[19:21] Leon
    Once you've embarrassed your relatives,
    you'll never stop hearing about it.
[19:27] Leon
    That you're a disgrace to nobles.
[19:29] Leon
    How they want nothing to do with
    cowards who flee from a fight.
[19:36] Leon
    Is the noble's blood—the adventurer's
    blood running through your veins fake?
[19:41] Leon
    Do you want to die pathetically,
    simply waiting for death?
[19:45] Leon
    If you're the descendants of
    great adventurers, then fight.
[19:54] Deirdre
    You must be stupid.
[19:56] Deirdre
    You think you can defeat those
    monsters with that thing?
[20:00] Deirdre
    Go ahead and fight with
    that thing all you want.
[20:05] Leon
    I knew it.
[20:06] Deirdre
    You said so yourself.
[20:08] Deirdre
    The blood of our great forefathers
    runs through our veins.
[20:13] Deirdre
    That is our weapon.
[20:16] Mob
    Let's do this!
[20:18] Mob
    Don't underestimate us, shithead!
[20:20] Mob
    Once we're done with
    the Principality, you're next!
[20:22] Mob
    We'll destroy you!
[20:27] Leon
    I like seeing people who
    have some self-respect.
[20:30] Deirdre
    Baron Bartfort.
[20:33] Deirdre
    You are fantastic.
[20:36] Deirdre
    Your brazen attitude...
[20:39] Deirdre
    You're like an untrained dog.
[20:42] Deirdre
    It's thrilling!
[20:48] Deirdre
    Bartfort, we're counting on you.
[20:50] Leon
    Yeah.
[20:51] Leon
    Did you find the ones
    who signaled the Principality?
[20:53] Chris
    It was a couple of Angelica's followers.
[20:57] Chris
    They're currently being held in the brig.
[20:59] Follower A
    Wait! This is all a misunderstanding!
[21:01] Follower B
    Please listen to us!
[21:03] Leon
    We'll let the duke handle them later.
[21:07] Leon
    I'm going to tear off
    that scumbag's mustache.
[21:11] Chris
    You're strong.
[21:13] Leon
    Yeah, I already know.
[21:16] Olivia
    Mr. Leon.
[21:20] Olivia
    Please...
[21:23] Olivia
    Please save Angie.
[21:25] Leon
    I will. That's my job.
[21:30] Hertrude
    It's time.
[21:32] Hertrude
    I'll show you how we'll overturn
    our difference in strength...
[21:42] Hertrude
    The power of the Principality.
SIGN    Trapped in a Dating Sim
[23:25] Leon
    I like those key chains sold as souvenirs.
[23:27] Olivia
    What are you talking about?
[23:28] Leon
    I'm tempted by wooden swords,
    but they take up so much space.
[23:31] Olivia
    Wooden swords? Wait, why wooden swords?
[23:33] Olivia
    Uh, um... Next time, "What I Can Do Now."
[23:37] Olivia
    Now I'm curious! Tell me!