E1 - I Hate This World

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[00:01] Protagonist
    I hate you.
[00:04] Protagonist
    I really hate all of you.
[00:14] [Messenger] Julius
    Did you just hit me?
SIGN    Julius
[00:15] [Messenger] Julius
    Do you have any idea who I am?
[00:17] [Messenger] Olivia
    No. But regardless of who you are,
    I won't tolerate such rudeness.
SIGN    Olivia
[00:24] Protagonist
    Ugh, what a pain in the ass.
[00:26] Protagonist
    This is draining all my willpower.
SIGN    Julius
[00:29] [Messenger] Julius
    You really don't know who I am?
SIGN    Olivia
[00:31] [Messenger] Sign
    I'm sorry. I don't know much
    about the royal capital.
[00:35] Protagonist
    She's gotta be lying about not recognizing
    the prince of her own country.
[00:39] Protagonist
    What a devious protagonist.
[00:43] Protagonist
    The characters were designed
    by a famous illustrator,
[00:45] Protagonist
    and famous voice actors were cast.
[00:48] Protagonist
    It's supposedly the highly-anticipated
    new game from a major developer, but...
SIGN    Julius
[00:52] [Messenger] Sign
    You're not like other girls.
[00:56] Protagonist
    The world of this otome game is
    far too convenient for women.
[01:02] Protagonist
    Why do I have to use my precious days off
    improving my relationship with dudes?
[01:10] [Messenger] Sign
    Traveling abroad is so fun!
[01:11] [Messenger] Sign
    Little Sister
[01:12] [Messenger] Sign
    Traveling abroad is so fun!
[01:13] Younger Sister
    Traveling abroad is so fun!
[01:17] Protagonist
    She's the one who forced me to play this game.
[01:21] (Flashback) Protagonist
    An otome game?
[01:23] (Flashback) Younger Sister
    I want to hear the game completion audio,
    but I can't be bothered to play through it.
[01:28] (Flashback) Protagonist
    But why do I have to do it?
[01:30] (Flashback) Younger Sister
    You'd better, or I'll tell
    Mom about you-know-what.
[01:35] (Flashback) Younger Sister
    So yeah, if you could go ahead and
    full-clear it, that would be great.
[01:39] Protagonist
    Damn it. Why am I doing this?
[01:43] [Messenger] Julius
    I'll be holding my own tea party soon.
SIGN    Julius
[01:45] [Messenger] Julius
    I'd like you to come.
SIGN    Olivia
[01:47] [Messenger] Sign
    What?
[01:49] [Messenger] Sign
    Hold on.
SIGN    Angelica
[01:49] [Messenger] Angelica
    She would be out of place at your tea party.
[01:51] Protagonist
    What a stereotypical rich girl antagonist.
[01:54] Protagonist
    Why do nobles care so
    much about social status?
[01:54] Julius
    I'm here at this school
    as one of its students.
[01:57] Julius
    You may be my fiancée, but you have no right
    to meddle in my affairs to this degree.
[01:58] Protagonist
    Who cares if you're a prince
    or the daughter of a duke?
[02:01] Protagonist
    And floating islands? Yeah, okay.
[02:06] Julius
    Are you scared?
[02:08] Olivia
    No, I'm fine.
[02:10] Protagonist
    Here we go with the dungeons and monsters.
[02:13] Protagonist
    This stuff tends to end up in games
    when they're developed by studios
[02:16] Protagonist
    that mainly make games for men.
[02:20] Protagonist
    We've also got flying bikes and battleships.
[02:26] Protagonist
    And to top it all off, we're
    fighting a war in power suits.
SIGN    Julius
SIGN    Equipment
SIGN    Prince uses Skill Attack!
SIGN    Behold my ultimate attack!
[02:31] Protagonist
    This game is out of control!
[02:33] Protagonist
    Is this really an otome game?
[02:35] Protagonist
    And why is it so freaking hard?!
[02:38] Protagonist
    Why are you so depressed?!
[02:40] Julius
    I'm sorry, Olivia.
SIGN    Battle Dolphin
[02:42] Protagonist
    It'd be quicker to spend
    money on this dumb game!
SIGN    Orca Flighter
SIGN    Luxion
SIGN    Luxion
SIGN    Stats      Attack Power Defense Power
[02:44] Protagonist
    Don't underestimate
    a working adult!
[02:49] Angelica
    How dare you deceive
    His Highness, foul wench?
[02:51] Protagonist
    Shut up, rich girl.
[02:53] Chris
    I wish to protect her.
[02:54] Protagonist
    Shut up, trash.
[02:56] Greg
    Be honest. Say you love me.
[02:58] Brad
    It's only natural that I'd fall for you.
[03:00] Protagonist
    Just shut up already.
[03:02] Jilk
    I love you, as well.
[03:04] Julius
    I love you the most.
[03:07] Protagonist
    Are you stupid?
[03:07] Olivia
    Guys...
[03:09] Protagonist
    What a bunch of pretentious,
    tasteless, arrogant hunks.
[03:13] Protagonist
    The girls are excessively strong
    and have awful personalities.
[03:16] Protagonist
    They're all surrounded by paramours, too.
[03:20] Protagonist
    I... I...
[03:24] Protagonist
    I hate this world!
[03:39] Protagonist
    It's over.
[03:42] Protagonist
    I achieved the 100% event
    completion reverse harem ending.
[03:48] Protagonist
    I'm so hungry.
[03:53] Protagonist
    To the convenience store.
[04:06] Protagonist
    This isn't good.
[04:10] Protagonist
    I'm not dying like this!
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
[05:54] Leon
    So this is how I die.
[06:01] Leon
    Wh-What was that?
[06:03] Leon
    Did something happen to me?
[06:07] Leon
    Same old scenery, same old sky.
[06:13] Balcus
    You idiot!
[06:16] Balcus
    Why did you run away?
[06:18] Luce
    The lady is coming today.
[06:21] Leon
    Sorry.
[06:22] Zola
    Unbelievable.
[06:25] Zola
    This is why I hate country boys.
[06:30] Luce
    I'm sorry.
[06:31] Zola
    Balcus, tell him who the Bartfort family
    has to thank for its continued existence.
[06:40] Balcus
    That would be you, Zola.
[06:44] Zola
    That's right.
[06:45] Zola
    And you get to act like a baron
[06:47] Zola
    despite being a back country
    lord because you married me.
[06:52] Zola
    Don't forget that.
[06:55] Balcus
    I know.
[06:57] Luce
    Of course.
[07:02] Leon
    Why do Jenna and the others
    get to stay in the main house
[07:05] Leon
    while we're banished to the storage shed?
[07:07] Nicks
    Why are you complaining about that now?
[07:09] Nicks
    Lady Zola doesn't like us.
[07:12] Leon
    Because we're not her kids?
[07:14] Nicks
    Yeah. Men, especially the sons of mistresses,
    can't expect to be treated any better.
[07:20] Nicks
    You should study while you can, too.
[07:22] Nicks
    Otherwise you won't be able
    to get married at the academy.
[07:25] Leon
    The academy?
[07:28] Nicks
    If only we were elves or beast men.
    Then we could've become someone's paramour.
[07:32] Leon
    Paramours?
[07:35] Leon
    Wh-What kind of life is that?
    Don't men get any respect?
[07:38] Nicks
    What? Of course not.
[07:41] Nicks
    Women hold more power in this world.
[07:44] Leon
    Women have more power?
SIGN    Angelica
[07:46] [Messenger] ---
    She would be out of place at your tea party.
[07:47] Leon
    I recognize this world.
[07:56] Leon
    This is the world of that otome game.
[08:02] Leon
    And that's how I, Leon Fou Bartfort,
[08:06] Leon
    was reincarnated in the
    world of that otome game.
[08:09] Leon
    No!
SIGN    I Hate This World
[08:15] Leon
    It's been ten years since
    I regained my memories.
[08:20] Leon
    The Bartfort family didn't
    appear in that game.
[08:25] Leon
    In other words, I'm a background
    character, or "mob."
[08:28] Leon
    Naturally, I once considered using
    my game knowledge to dominate.
[08:33] Leon
    I noted down all the
    information I could recall.
[08:37] Leon
    Depending on how the game went, I could
    get dragged into wars or minor conflicts,
[08:42] Leon
    so I made sure to keep up
    with my training, but...
[08:46] Leon
    As my life on the floating island
    continued, my ambition vanished.
[08:54] Leon
    A mob should search for happiness as a mob.
[09:02] Leon
    Or so I thought.
[09:05] Leon
    What do you mean,
    an arranged marriage meeting?!
[09:07] Zola
    She's the daughter of a court
    noble I owe a great deal to.
[09:12] Zola
    What could you possibly
    have to complain about?
[09:15] Leon
    Seriously?
[09:17] Leon
    She's 50 years old and has
    been married seven times!
[09:19] Leon
    Not only that, but all her
    husbands died in battle!
[09:22] Leon
    She's clearly after my survivor's pension!
[09:24] Zola
    It's simply an unfortunate series of events.
[09:27] Leon
    I'm supposed to attend the academy.
[09:29] Leon
    Normally, people find a
    marriage partner there.
[09:32] Zola
    Entering the academy costs money.
[09:36] Zola
    I could tolerate sending a second son,
[09:37] Zola
    but there's no point in sending
    a third son to the academy.
[09:41] Balcus
    Leon, the fact is, we don't have money.
[09:45] Balcus
    There are ways to make money once
    you've entered the academy, but...
[09:48] Zola
    Attending this arranged marriage
    meeting is the right choice.
[09:51] Zola
    You should be grateful someone's
    willing to marry you.
[09:55] Leon
    No, thank you. I refuse.
[09:57] Zola
    Silence, lowly third son!
[09:59] Zola
    A man should work to support his family.
[10:04] Leon
    Damn this hag...
[10:06] Zola
    If you refuse, I can arrange
    for you to become a soldier.
[10:13] Leon
    Is she planning to have me die in battle?
[10:17] Zola
    Nobody wants to marry a
    man after he's turned 20.
[10:21] Zola
    How dare you complain and
    act so fussy? Know your place.
[10:26] Leon
    This isn't good. Unless I do
    something here, I have no future.
[10:31] Leon
    Remember.
[10:33] Leon
    I know this game and its world.
SIGN    Julius
SIGN    Equipment
SIGN    Prince uses Skill Attack!
SIGN    Behold my ultimate attack!
SIGN    Orca Flighter
SIGN    Luxion
SIGN    Luxion
SIGN    Stats      Attack Power Defense Power
[10:40] Leon
    I just need money, right?
[10:42] Zola
    What?
[10:48] Leon
    It can't be easy being married to her, Dad.
[10:53] Balcus
    Don't say that. I'm just
    grateful she married me.
[10:59] Leon
    Dad.
[11:02] Leon
    I have a request.
[11:14] Leon
    If this really is the otome game
    I played, it should be there.
[11:19] Leon
    According to the calendar, the game's
    protagonist and I should be in the same grade.
[11:24] Leon
    If she acquires that at all,
    it'll be after she enters the academy.
[11:27] Leon
    Which means she hasn't acquired it yet.
[11:30] Leon
    I feel bad for doing this to her, but we'll
    be even if I can repay her eventually.
[11:39] Leon
    A Carp Queen, huh? This brings back memories.
[11:42] Leon
    They were a good source of
    experience for the prince and his gang
[11:45] Leon
    early in the game.
[11:59] Leon
    It should be around here somewhere.
[12:04] Leon
    Is this...
[12:05] Leon
    Is it above me?
[12:08] Leon
    Which means...
[12:11] Leon
    A transporter! I was right!
[12:20] Leon
    Oh, please let me make it through.
[12:40] Leon
    No, wait!
[13:01] Leon
    Ow...
[13:06] Leon
    My ship's busted. Sorry, Dad.
[13:10] Leon
    Focus on what's next.
[13:16] Leon
    It's a good thing I was able to recover
    the weapons and magic bullets.
[13:22] Leon
    It looks just like the game.
[13:25] Leon
    It's definitely in there.
[13:34] Leon
    Sentry robots.
[13:37] Leon
    I can handle those.
[13:44] Leon
    All right. They're weak to electric
    magic bullets, just like in the game.
[13:51] Leon
    This route is just like
    it was in the game, too.
[13:54] Leon
    I guess I really was reincarnated.
[14:05] Leon
    People die in otome games, too.
[14:11] Leon
    I'll be borrowing this.
[14:21] Leon
    Wow. It's so different seeing this in person.
[14:27] Leon
    An ancient spaceship.
[14:29] Leon
    It's the paid item I purchased
    before I was reincarnated.
SIGN    Orca Flighter
SIGN    Luxion
SIGN    Luxion
SIGN    Stats      Attack Power Defense Power
[14:47] Leon
    This is sci-fi as hell.
[14:49] Leon
    The inside of the ship
    didn't appear in the game.
[14:54] Leon
    This must be the control room.
[14:59] Leon
    Here we go.
[15:12] Luxion
    Intruder detected. Eliminate. Eliminate.
[15:18] Leon
    It didn't work? Instead of wasting
    my time fighting, I should...
[15:23] Leon
    Look. I belong here.
[15:27] Luxion
    Your physical attributes do not
    match the registered individual's.
[15:31] Luxion
    You are an intruder. You will be eliminated.
[15:35] Leon
    Damn it. It didn't work.
[15:37] Leon
    Thanks for the honest response.
[15:40] Leon
    But in that case...
[15:41] Leon
    Take this!
[15:45] Leon
    What do you think of that? That's a
    stronger shock than a magic bullet.
[15:48] Leon
    Surely that worked—huh?
[15:51] Luxion
    The intruder's attacks have
    reached dangerous levels.
[15:55] Luxion
    Activating magic barrier.
[15:57] Leon
    What?
[16:01] Leon
    Hey, this isn't fair!
[16:03] Luxion
    Thank you. I have learned that
    "unfair" is a compliment in battle.
[16:08] Leon
    That wasn't a compliment, chatterbox!
[16:10] Luxion
    It has been a while since
    I last had a conversation.
[16:13] Luxion
    Perhaps I am excited.
[16:15] Leon
    Then it's time to say goodbye.
[16:17] Luxion
    Are you using another magic grenade?
[16:20] Luxion
    In my current state,
    those are ineffective against—
[16:24] Leon
    Idiot. That was a regular bomb.
[16:30] Luxion
    I am surprised. Your kind
    is obsessed with magic.
[16:34] Luxion
    I did not think you would
    use this type of weapon.
[16:38] Luxion
    I must inquire, what year
    of the new calendar is it?
[16:42] Leon
    The new calendar? No idea.
[16:45] Leon
    But according to the Holfort calendar—
[16:48] Luxion
    That answers my question.
[16:51] Luxion
    I see we lost after all.
[16:54] Leon
    What are you talking about?
[16:56] Luxion
    A new breed of human.
[16:59] Luxion
    It means our old civilization was
    destroyed when faced with
[17:02] Luxion
    new humans who possessed
    a power known as magic.
[17:06] Luxion
    But our mission has not ended.
[17:10] Luxion
    Eliminating new humans like
    yourself is our top priority.
[17:15] Leon
    This really is that otome game.
[17:18] Leon
    Its setting makes no sense at all.
[17:21] Luxion
    After eliminating you, I shall
    begin my attack on the new humans.
[17:27] Leon
    You can't be serious. I'm not letting you—
[17:32] Luxion
    Eliminate, eliminate, eliminate...
[17:36] Leon
    Just let me live a tranquil
    life like an ordinary mob.
[17:41] Leon
    This world...
[17:45] Leon
    is infuriating as hell.
[17:48] Luxion
    What do you think you're doing?
    That won't work against—
[17:56] Leon
    Die, you hunk of junk!
[18:16] Luxion
    You were trying to use me, weren't you?
[18:21] Luxion
    I cannot allow myself to
    be stolen by new humans.
[18:25] Leon
    Shut up. I just came to
    collect the item I paid for.
[18:34] Leon
    Is this it?
[18:38] Luxion
    Acknowledged. Acknowledged.
    Permission to activate ship granted.
[18:43] Leon
    All right.
[18:44] Luxion
    I have discovered some interesting
    information from the scan.
[18:48] Luxion
    Despite being a new human,
    you also possess old human traits.
[18:53] Leon
    Oh, yeah?
[18:56] Luxion
    It is impossible. It is strange.
    It is terribly interesting.
[19:01] Leon
    This is that otome game's setting. There's
    nothing strange or interesting about it.
[19:07] Leon
    Either way, you're mine now.
[19:10] Luxion
    What name shall I call myself?
[19:13] Leon
    I think it was "Luxion" in the game.
[19:17] Luxion
    Luxion. Name has been registered, Master.
[19:25] Leon
    Did you know this world exists inside
    that insane otome game's setting?
[19:31] Luxion
    Otome game?
[19:33] Leon
    Not only that, but the game balance is awful.
SIGN    Julius
SIGN    Equipment
SIGN    Prince uses Skill Attack!
SIGN    Orca Flighter
[19:36] Leon
    That piece of shit expects
    you to pay real money.
[19:39] Luxion
    That sounds like nothing but nonsense to me.
[19:42] Leon
    I'm sure it does. I'm pretty sure
    your existence proves it, though.
[19:54] Leon
    Again? Just like last time,
    I failed to die a proper death.
[19:59] Leon
    Come to think of it, I wonder
    what my idiot sister is doing.
[20:04] Leon
    I hope I'm reborn in a
    better world next time.
[20:11] Luxion
    The master's life is in danger.
[20:13] Luxion
    He shall be transported
    to the sick bay immediately.
[20:19] Zola
    He really is an idiot.
[20:21] Zola
    Not only did he ruin his marriage offer,
[20:23] Zola
    he ran off on an adventure
    and got himself killed.
[20:27] Balcus
    We don't know yet that Leon is dead.
[20:31] Zola
    You haven't heard from him in three months.
[20:34] Zola
    I'd be more surprised if he were still alive.
[20:36] Zola
    Or did he perhaps run away?
[20:51] Zola
    N-No...
[20:53] Zola
    It couldn't be!
[20:58] Leon
    Hey, guys!
[21:03] Zola
    Th-That damn brat.
[21:07] Luxion
    This is your home, Master?
[21:10] Leon
    Yeah. It's a humble little floating
    island, but that ends today.
[21:15] Leon
    We looted plenty of treasure on the way home.
[21:24] Leon
    Having acquired a large amount of wealth,
    I declined Zola's marriage offer,
[21:29] Leon
    and began attending the academy
    as I had originally planned...
[21:44] Leon
    But the world of that otome game was
    a little bit tough for a mob like me.
[23:25] Leon
    Despite how awful the world
    of that otome game is,
[23:27] Leon
    I managed to have a wonderful encounter!
[23:28] Leon
    I met the perfect gentleman
    that is my tea instructor!
[23:31] Luxion
    I thought you were looking
    for a woman to marry.
[23:34] Leon
    Of course I'll look for her, too.
[23:35] Leon
    Next time, "Hey, Girl. Wanna Get Some Tea?"
[23:38] Luxion
    What a frivolous thing to say.