Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs

Selfish office worker Leon has a problem. He’s just been thrust into an otome world, where men are treated as little more than animals. Competing for the attention of women against other handsome suitors is not his idea of fun, especially when all he wants is to relax. Ok, fine. He’ll play their little game, even start a revolution, if that’s what it takes for him to get some peace and quiet!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - I Hate This World

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[00:01] Protagonist
    I hate you.
[00:04] Protagonist
    I really hate all of you.
[00:14] [Messenger] Julius
    Did you just hit me?
SIGN    Julius
[00:15] [Messenger] Julius
    Do you have any idea who I am?
[00:17] [Messenger] Olivia
    No. But regardless of who you are,
    I won't tolerate such rudeness.
SIGN    Olivia
[00:24] Protagonist
    Ugh, what a pain in the ass.
[00:26] Protagonist
    This is draining all my willpower.
SIGN    Julius
[00:29] [Messenger] Julius
    You really don't know who I am?
SIGN    Olivia
[00:31] [Messenger] Sign
    I'm sorry. I don't know much
    about the royal capital.
[00:35] Protagonist
    She's gotta be lying about not recognizing
    the prince of her own country.
[00:39] Protagonist
    What a devious protagonist.
[00:43] Protagonist
    The characters were designed
    by a famous illustrator,
[00:45] Protagonist
    and famous voice actors were cast.
[00:48] Protagonist
    It's supposedly the highly-anticipated
    new game from a major developer, but...
SIGN    Julius
[00:52] [Messenger] Sign
    You're not like other girls.
[00:56] Protagonist
    The world of this otome game is
    far too convenient for women.
[01:02] Protagonist
    Why do I have to use my precious days off
    improving my relationship with dudes?
[01:10] [Messenger] Sign
    Traveling abroad is so fun!
[01:11] [Messenger] Sign
    Little Sister
[01:12] [Messenger] Sign
    Traveling abroad is so fun!
[01:13] Younger Sister
    Traveling abroad is so fun!
[01:17] Protagonist
    She's the one who forced me to play this game.
[01:21] (Flashback) Protagonist
    An otome game?
[01:23] (Flashback) Younger Sister
    I want to hear the game completion audio,
    but I can't be bothered to play through it.
[01:28] (Flashback) Protagonist
    But why do I have to do it?
[01:30] (Flashback) Younger Sister
    You'd better, or I'll tell
    Mom about you-know-what.
[01:35] (Flashback) Younger Sister
    So yeah, if you could go ahead and
    full-clear it, that would be great.
[01:39] Protagonist
    Damn it. Why am I doing this?
[01:43] [Messenger] Julius
    I'll be holding my own tea party soon.
SIGN    Julius
[01:45] [Messenger] Julius
    I'd like you to come.
SIGN    Olivia
[01:47] [Messenger] Sign
    What?
[01:49] [Messenger] Sign
    Hold on.
SIGN    Angelica
[01:49] [Messenger] Angelica
    She would be out of place at your tea party.
[01:51] Protagonist
    What a stereotypical rich girl antagonist.
[01:54] Protagonist
    Why do nobles care so
    much about social status?
[01:54] Julius
    I'm here at this school
    as one of its students.
[01:57] Julius
    You may be my fiancée, but you have no right
    to meddle in my affairs to this degree.
[01:58] Protagonist
    Who cares if you're a prince
    or the daughter of a duke?
[02:01] Protagonist
    And floating islands? Yeah, okay.
[02:06] Julius
    Are you scared?
[02:08] Olivia
    No, I'm fine.
[02:10] Protagonist
    Here we go with the dungeons and monsters.
[02:13] Protagonist
    This stuff tends to end up in games
    when they're developed by studios
[02:16] Protagonist
    that mainly make games for men.
[02:20] Protagonist
    We've also got flying bikes and battleships.
[02:26] Protagonist
    And to top it all off, we're
    fighting a war in power suits.
SIGN    Julius
SIGN    Equipment
SIGN    Prince uses Skill Attack!
SIGN    Behold my ultimate attack!
[02:31] Protagonist
    This game is out of control!
[02:33] Protagonist
    Is this really an otome game?
[02:35] Protagonist
    And why is it so freaking hard?!
[02:38] Protagonist
    Why are you so depressed?!
[02:40] Julius
    I'm sorry, Olivia.
SIGN    Battle Dolphin
[02:42] Protagonist
    It'd be quicker to spend
    money on this dumb game!
SIGN    Orca Flighter
SIGN    Luxion
SIGN    Luxion
SIGN    Stats Attack Power Defense Power
[02:44] Protagonist
    Don't underestimate
    a working adult!
[02:49] Angelica
    How dare you deceive
    His Highness, foul wench?
[02:51] Protagonist
    Shut up, rich girl.
[02:53] Chris
    I wish to protect her.
[02:54] Protagonist
    Shut up, trash.
[02:56] Greg
    Be honest. Say you love me.
[02:58] Brad
    It's only natural that I'd fall for you.
[03:00] Protagonist
    Just shut up already.
[03:02] Jilk
    I love you, as well.
[03:04] Julius
    I love you the most.
[03:07] Protagonist
    Are you stupid?
[03:07] Olivia
    Guys...
[03:09] Protagonist
    What a bunch of pretentious,
    tasteless, arrogant hunks.
[03:13] Protagonist
    The girls are excessively strong
    and have awful personalities.
[03:16] Protagonist
    They're all surrounded by paramours, too.
[03:20] Protagonist
    I... I...
[03:24] Protagonist
    I hate this world!
[03:39] Protagonist
    It's over.
[03:42] Protagonist
    I achieved the 100% event
    completion reverse harem ending.
[03:48] Protagonist
    I'm so hungry.
[03:53] Protagonist
    To the convenience store.
[04:06] Protagonist
    This isn't good.
[04:10] Protagonist
    I'm not dying like this!
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
[05:54] Leon
    So this is how I die.
[06:01] Leon
    Wh-What was that?
[06:03] Leon
    Did something happen to me?
[06:07] Leon
    Same old scenery, same old sky.
[06:13] Balcus
    You idiot!
[06:16] Balcus
    Why did you run away?
[06:18] Luce
    The lady is coming today.
[06:21] Leon
    Sorry.
[06:22] Zola
    Unbelievable.
[06:25] Zola
    This is why I hate country boys.
[06:30] Luce
    I'm sorry.
[06:31] Zola
    Balcus, tell him who the Bartfort family
    has to thank for its continued existence.
[06:40] Balcus
    That would be you, Zola.
[06:44] Zola
    That's right.
[06:45] Zola
    And you get to act like a baron
[06:47] Zola
    despite being a back country
    lord because you married me.
[06:52] Zola
    Don't forget that.
[06:55] Balcus
    I know.
[06:57] Luce
    Of course.
[07:02] Leon
    Why do Jenna and the others
    get to stay in the main house
[07:05] Leon
    while we're banished to the storage shed?
[07:07] Nicks
    Why are you complaining about that now?
[07:09] Nicks
    Lady Zola doesn't like us.
[07:12] Leon
    Because we're not her kids?
[07:14] Nicks
    Yeah. Men, especially the sons of mistresses,
    can't expect to be treated any better.
[07:20] Nicks
    You should study while you can, too.
[07:22] Nicks
    Otherwise you won't be able
    to get married at the academy.
[07:25] Leon
    The academy?
[07:28] Nicks
    If only we were elves or beast men.
    Then we could've become someone's paramour.
[07:32] Leon
    Paramours?
[07:35] Leon
    Wh-What kind of life is that?
    Don't men get any respect?
[07:38] Nicks
    What? Of course not.
[07:41] Nicks
    Women hold more power in this world.
[07:44] Leon
    Women have more power?
SIGN    Angelica
[07:46] [Messenger] ---
    She would be out of place at your tea party.
[07:47] Leon
    I recognize this world.
[07:56] Leon
    This is the world of that otome game.
[08:02] Leon
    And that's how I, Leon Fou Bartfort,
[08:06] Leon
    was reincarnated in the
    world of that otome game.
[08:09] Leon
    No!
SIGN    I Hate This World
[08:15] Leon
    It's been ten years since
    I regained my memories.
[08:20] Leon
    The Bartfort family didn't
    appear in that game.
[08:25] Leon
    In other words, I'm a background
    character, or "mob."
[08:28] Leon
    Naturally, I once considered using
    my game knowledge to dominate.
[08:33] Leon
    I noted down all the
    information I could recall.
[08:37] Leon
    Depending on how the game went, I could
    get dragged into wars or minor conflicts,
[08:42] Leon
    so I made sure to keep up
    with my training, but...
[08:46] Leon
    As my life on the floating island
    continued, my ambition vanished.
[08:54] Leon
    A mob should search for happiness as a mob.
[09:02] Leon
    Or so I thought.
[09:05] Leon
    What do you mean,
    an arranged marriage meeting?!
[09:07] Zola
    She's the daughter of a court
    noble I owe a great deal to.
[09:12] Zola
    What could you possibly
    have to complain about?
[09:15] Leon
    Seriously?
[09:17] Leon
    She's 50 years old and has
    been married seven times!
[09:19] Leon
    Not only that, but all her
    husbands died in battle!
[09:22] Leon
    She's clearly after my survivor's pension!
[09:24] Zola
    It's simply an unfortunate series of events.
[09:27] Leon
    I'm supposed to attend the academy.
[09:29] Leon
    Normally, people find a
    marriage partner there.
[09:32] Zola
    Entering the academy costs money.
[09:36] Zola
    I could tolerate sending a second son,
[09:37] Zola
    but there's no point in sending
    a third son to the academy.
[09:41] Balcus
    Leon, the fact is, we don't have money.
[09:45] Balcus
    There are ways to make money once
    you've entered the academy, but...
[09:48] Zola
    Attending this arranged marriage
    meeting is the right choice.
[09:51] Zola
    You should be grateful someone's
    willing to marry you.
[09:55] Leon
    No, thank you. I refuse.
[09:57] Zola
    Silence, lowly third son!
[09:59] Zola
    A man should work to support his family.
[10:04] Leon
    Damn this hag...
[10:06] Zola
    If you refuse, I can arrange
    for you to become a soldier.
[10:13] Leon
    Is she planning to have me die in battle?
[10:17] Zola
    Nobody wants to marry a
    man after he's turned 20.
[10:21] Zola
    How dare you complain and
    act so fussy? Know your place.
[10:26] Leon
    This isn't good. Unless I do
    something here, I have no future.
[10:31] Leon
    Remember.
[10:33] Leon
    I know this game and its world.
SIGN    Julius
SIGN    Equipment
SIGN    Prince uses Skill Attack!
SIGN    Behold my ultimate attack!
SIGN    Orca Flighter
SIGN    Luxion
SIGN    Luxion
SIGN    Stats Attack Power Defense Power
[10:40] Leon
    I just need money, right?
[10:42] Zola
    What?
[10:48] Leon
    It can't be easy being married to her, Dad.
[10:53] Balcus
    Don't say that. I'm just
    grateful she married me.
[10:59] Leon
    Dad.
[11:02] Leon
    I have a request.
[11:14] Leon
    If this really is the otome game
    I played, it should be there.
[11:19] Leon
    According to the calendar, the game's
    protagonist and I should be in the same grade.
[11:24] Leon
    If she acquires that at all,
    it'll be after she enters the academy.
[11:27] Leon
    Which means she hasn't acquired it yet.
[11:30] Leon
    I feel bad for doing this to her, but we'll
    be even if I can repay her eventually.
[11:39] Leon
    A Carp Queen, huh? This brings back memories.
[11:42] Leon
    They were a good source of
    experience for the prince and his gang
[11:45] Leon
    early in the game.
[11:59] Leon
    It should be around here somewhere.
[12:04] Leon
    Is this...
[12:05] Leon
    Is it above me?
[12:08] Leon
    Which means...
[12:11] Leon
    A transporter! I was right!
[12:20] Leon
    Oh, please let me make it through.
[12:40] Leon
    No, wait!
[13:01] Leon
    Ow...
[13:06] Leon
    My ship's busted. Sorry, Dad.
[13:10] Leon
    Focus on what's next.
[13:16] Leon
    It's a good thing I was able to recover
    the weapons and magic bullets.
[13:22] Leon
    It looks just like the game.
[13:25] Leon
    It's definitely in there.
[13:34] Leon
    Sentry robots.
[13:37] Leon
    I can handle those.
[13:44] Leon
    All right. They're weak to electric
    magic bullets, just like in the game.
[13:51] Leon
    This route is just like
    it was in the game, too.
[13:54] Leon
    I guess I really was reincarnated.
[14:05] Leon
    People die in otome games, too.
[14:11] Leon
    I'll be borrowing this.
[14:21] Leon
    Wow. It's so different seeing this in person.
[14:27] Leon
    An ancient spaceship.
[14:29] Leon
    It's the paid item I purchased
    before I was reincarnated.
SIGN    Orca Flighter
SIGN    Luxion
SIGN    Luxion
SIGN    Stats Attack Power Defense Power
[14:47] Leon
    This is sci-fi as hell.
[14:49] Leon
    The inside of the ship
    didn't appear in the game.
[14:54] Leon
    This must be the control room.
[14:59] Leon
    Here we go.
[15:12] Luxion
    Intruder detected. Eliminate. Eliminate.
[15:18] Leon
    It didn't work? Instead of wasting
    my time fighting, I should...
[15:23] Leon
    Look. I belong here.
[15:27] Luxion
    Your physical attributes do not
    match the registered individual's.
[15:31] Luxion
    You are an intruder. You will be eliminated.
[15:35] Leon
    Damn it. It didn't work.
[15:37] Leon
    Thanks for the honest response.
[15:40] Leon
    But in that case...
[15:41] Leon
    Take this!
[15:45] Leon
    What do you think of that? That's a
    stronger shock than a magic bullet.
[15:48] Leon
    Surely that worked—huh?
[15:51] Luxion
    The intruder's attacks have
    reached dangerous levels.
[15:55] Luxion
    Activating magic barrier.
[15:57] Leon
    What?
[16:01] Leon
    Hey, this isn't fair!
[16:03] Luxion
    Thank you. I have learned that
    "unfair" is a compliment in battle.
[16:08] Leon
    That wasn't a compliment, chatterbox!
[16:10] Luxion
    It has been a while since
    I last had a conversation.
[16:13] Luxion
    Perhaps I am excited.
[16:15] Leon
    Then it's time to say goodbye.
[16:17] Luxion
    Are you using another magic grenade?
[16:20] Luxion
    In my current state,
    those are ineffective against—
[16:24] Leon
    Idiot. That was a regular bomb.
[16:30] Luxion
    I am surprised. Your kind
    is obsessed with magic.
[16:34] Luxion
    I did not think you would
    use this type of weapon.
[16:38] Luxion
    I must inquire, what year
    of the new calendar is it?
[16:42] Leon
    The new calendar? No idea.
[16:45] Leon
    But according to the Holfort calendar—
[16:48] Luxion
    That answers my question.
[16:51] Luxion
    I see we lost after all.
[16:54] Leon
    What are you talking about?
[16:56] Luxion
    A new breed of human.
[16:59] Luxion
    It means our old civilization was
    destroyed when faced with
[17:02] Luxion
    new humans who possessed
    a power known as magic.
[17:06] Luxion
    But our mission has not ended.
[17:10] Luxion
    Eliminating new humans like
    yourself is our top priority.
[17:15] Leon
    This really is that otome game.
[17:18] Leon
    Its setting makes no sense at all.
[17:21] Luxion
    After eliminating you, I shall
    begin my attack on the new humans.
[17:27] Leon
    You can't be serious. I'm not letting you—
[17:32] Luxion
    Eliminate, eliminate, eliminate...
[17:36] Leon
    Just let me live a tranquil
    life like an ordinary mob.
[17:41] Leon
    This world...
[17:45] Leon
    is infuriating as hell.
[17:48] Luxion
    What do you think you're doing?
    That won't work against—
[17:56] Leon
    Die, you hunk of junk!
[18:16] Luxion
    You were trying to use me, weren't you?
[18:21] Luxion
    I cannot allow myself to
    be stolen by new humans.
[18:25] Leon
    Shut up. I just came to
    collect the item I paid for.
[18:34] Leon
    Is this it?
[18:38] Luxion
    Acknowledged. Acknowledged.
    Permission to activate ship granted.
[18:43] Leon
    All right.
[18:44] Luxion
    I have discovered some interesting
    information from the scan.
[18:48] Luxion
    Despite being a new human,
    you also possess old human traits.
[18:53] Leon
    Oh, yeah?
[18:56] Luxion
    It is impossible. It is strange.
    It is terribly interesting.
[19:01] Leon
    This is that otome game's setting. There's
    nothing strange or interesting about it.
[19:07] Leon
    Either way, you're mine now.
[19:10] Luxion
    What name shall I call myself?
[19:13] Leon
    I think it was "Luxion" in the game.
[19:17] Luxion
    Luxion. Name has been registered, Master.
[19:25] Leon
    Did you know this world exists inside
    that insane otome game's setting?
[19:31] Luxion
    Otome game?
[19:33] Leon
    Not only that, but the game balance is awful.
SIGN    Julius
SIGN    Equipment
SIGN    Prince uses Skill Attack!
SIGN    Orca Flighter
[19:36] Leon
    That piece of shit expects
    you to pay real money.
[19:39] Luxion
    That sounds like nothing but nonsense to me.
[19:42] Leon
    I'm sure it does. I'm pretty sure
    your existence proves it, though.
[19:54] Leon
    Again? Just like last time,
    I failed to die a proper death.
[19:59] Leon
    Come to think of it, I wonder
    what my idiot sister is doing.
[20:04] Leon
    I hope I'm reborn in a
    better world next time.
[20:11] Luxion
    The master's life is in danger.
[20:13] Luxion
    He shall be transported
    to the sick bay immediately.
[20:19] Zola
    He really is an idiot.
[20:21] Zola
    Not only did he ruin his marriage offer,
[20:23] Zola
    he ran off on an adventure
    and got himself killed.
[20:27] Balcus
    We don't know yet that Leon is dead.
[20:31] Zola
    You haven't heard from him in three months.
[20:34] Zola
    I'd be more surprised if he were still alive.
[20:36] Zola
    Or did he perhaps run away?
[20:51] Zola
    N-No...
[20:53] Zola
    It couldn't be!
[20:58] Leon
    Hey, guys!
[21:03] Zola
    Th-That damn brat.
[21:07] Luxion
    This is your home, Master?
[21:10] Leon
    Yeah. It's a humble little floating
    island, but that ends today.
[21:15] Leon
    We looted plenty of treasure on the way home.
[21:24] Leon
    Having acquired a large amount of wealth,
    I declined Zola's marriage offer,
[21:29] Leon
    and began attending the academy
    as I had originally planned...
[21:44] Leon
    But the world of that otome game was
    a little bit tough for a mob like me.
[23:25] Leon
    Despite how awful the world
    of that otome game is,
[23:27] Leon
    I managed to have a wonderful encounter!
[23:28] Leon
    I met the perfect gentleman
    that is my tea instructor!
[23:31] Luxion
    I thought you were looking
    for a woman to marry.
[23:34] Leon
    Of course I'll look for her, too.
[23:35] Leon
    Next time, "Hey, Girl. Wanna Get Some Tea?"
[23:38] Luxion
    What a frivolous thing to say.

Season 1

E2 - Hey, Girl. Wanna Get Some Tea?

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[00:08] Luxion
    You're in a good mood, Master.
[00:10] Leon
    Well, yeah.
[00:11] Leon
    Just thinking about the expression
    on Zola's face makes me hum.
[00:16] Leon
    And then there's this island.
[00:19] Leon
    I'm an independent knight now.
[00:21] Leon
    I'm lucky I found an uninhabited island
    suitable for a baronet on the way home.
[00:28] Luxion
    In the future, it could probably make you
    some money as a tourist destination.
[00:31] Luxion
    You could build hot springs
    using heat-producing crystals.
[00:34] Leon
    Hot springs! Hot springs are nice!
[00:38] Luxion
    I've already begun making preparations.
[00:40] Luxion
    It should be quite comfortable
    in a few months.
[00:43] Leon
    Now I just need to find a wife at the academy,
[00:46] Leon
    and I can live an easy life
    as a back country baronet.
[00:48] Leon
    What?! A baron?!
[00:51] Balcus
    Yeah, apparently, they're granting
    Leon Fou Bartfort a barony.
[00:56] Leon
    B-But why?
[00:58] Balcus
    Probably for clearing an unexplored dungeon
    and discovering a new floating island.
[01:04] Leon
    Th-That island's only big
    enough for a baronet!
[01:07] Leon
    I chose that rank for a reason.
    If I become a baron...
[01:12] Balcus
    You'll have to find a high-ranking
    wife at the academy.
[01:16] Balcus
    One around Zola's rank.
[01:17] Leon
    Zola?
[01:19] Leon
    Zola?!
[01:25] Leon
    Please, no!
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
[02:59] Leon
    The royal capital of the Holfort Kingdom.
[03:02] Leon
    Located in the middle of a massive continent,
[03:04] Leon
    this modern and beautiful city
    exists in harmony with nature.
[03:09] Leon
    With a population of over one million, the
    community is centered around the nobility.
[03:14] Leon
    Wow, it's exactly like the
    academy from the game.
[03:18] Leon
    For the next three years,
[03:19] Leon
    I'll be looking for a wife here while studying
[03:22] Leon
    noble etiquette, adventuring
    dos and don'ts, and even magic.
[03:27] Leon
    I've finally reached the
    starting point of the game.
[03:30] Girl
    Pick up my bag at once.
[03:32] Beastman Slave
    Forgive me, mistress.
[03:35] Leon
    Women really do hold more
    power in this world.
[03:39] Leon
    I wanna go home.
[03:42] Girl
    It's the prince and his friends!
[03:44] Leon
    Ah, it's the romantic interests.
[03:47] Leon
    So these are the guys I was pursuing.
[03:51] Leon
    They still annoy me ten years later.
[03:53] Girl
    Look at that.
[03:56] Girl
    That's the Redgrave girl.
[03:57] Leon
    Rich girl antagonist Angelica.
[04:00] Leon
    She's the protagonist's rival
[04:02] Leon
    and the daughter of the duke who's second
    in power only to the royal family.
[04:06] Leon
    She got in the way of my
    romances so many times.
[04:08] Girl
    She's so pretty.
[04:09] Girl
    That's the duke's family for you.
[04:10] Girl
    The average man isn't good enough for her.
[04:13] Leon
    Welp, good luck with your noble
    business, noble lords and ladies.
[04:17] Leon
    I'll be doing things the mob way.
[04:20] Boy
    That took forever.
SIGN    Hey, Girl. Wanna Get Some Tea?
[04:20] Girl
    I wonder who we'll be placed with.
[04:21] Boy
    Classes start tomorrow, huh?
[04:22] Girl
    I hope I'm in the same class
    as some distinguished nobles.
[04:23] Boy
    I wonder what our class is like.
[04:26] Leon
    So sleepy. I guess entrance ceremonies
    are boring even in an isekai.
[04:35] Julius
    D-Did you just hit me?
[04:37] Julius
    Do you have any idea who I am?
[04:39] Marie
    N-No. But regardless of who you are,
    I won't t-tolerate such rudeness.
[04:44] Leon
    Huh? That dialogue...
[04:48] Julius
    You're not like other girls.
[04:51] Leon
    That's an event from the game.
[04:54] Leon
    But isn't this...
[04:58] Leon
    She's not that protagonist.
[05:04] Leon
    I feel like I've seen her somewhere before.
[05:08] Luxion
    Master.
[05:09] Leon
    Luxion, how was the city?
[05:12] Luxion
    My own scientific technology
    is far more advanced.
[05:16] Luxion
    I will have to do more
    research into magic, however.
[05:20] Leon
    So there was a lot to see, then?
[05:23] Leon
    You're not very honest about
    your feelings, you tsundere.
[05:25] Luxion
    Tsundere? Are you hoping I will
    take on a female role for you?
[05:30] Luxion
    As I have no gender, I cannot
    respond to those feelings.
[05:35] Leon
    God, you piss me off.
[05:36] Luxion
    You're studying already?
    You didn't seem that motivated.
[05:40] Leon
    I'm not studying.
[05:42] Leon
    I'm preparing for a tea party.
[05:46] Leon
    Daniel, Raymond.
[05:48] Leon
    Got any leads on girls like us
    who aren't from wealthy families?
[05:53] Daniel
    Absolutely not. Right, Raymond?
[05:56] Raymond
    I don't care who they are as long
    as they'll attend my tea party.
[05:59] Leon
    We're only doing this to please the girls,
[06:02] Leon
    but if word gets out that we
    can't even host tea parties,
[06:04] Leon
    it'll make it harder to get married.
[06:10] Girl
    Your Highness!
[06:11] Girl
    Are you holding a tea party?
[06:13] Girl
    I'd like to come!
[06:14] Girl
    Me, too!
[06:14] Raymond
    This year will be tough since
    there's the prince and other
[06:17] Raymond
    distinguished nobles around.
[06:19] Leon
    Girls who act coldly toward us
    lose their heads over them.
[06:23] Daniel
    Give me a break.
[06:26] Angelica
    Your Highness.
[06:28] Angelica
    I must speak with you
    regarding your tea party.
[06:31] Angelica
    May I join you?
[06:35] Julius
    Angelica, don't try to intimidate me.
    We're at the academy.
[06:39] Angelica
    I am aware. It's just...
    it's a bit noisy in your vicinity.
[06:47] Daniel
    She seems on edge.
[06:49] Leon
    Don't look. Don't attract
    attention. Don't get involved.
[06:53] Marie
    Um, excuse me...
[06:55] Julius
    Marie, I've been looking for you.
[06:59] Marie
    You called for me, Your Highness?
[07:03] Julius
    I'll be holding my own tea party soon.
[07:05] Julius
    I'd like you to come.
[07:07] Marie
    What?
[07:08] Angelica
    Hold on.
[07:09] Angelica
    She would be out of place at your tea party.
[07:12] Julius
    I'm here at this school
    as one of its students.
[07:14] Julius
    You may be my fiancée, but you have no right
    to meddle in my affairs to this degree.
[07:19] Angelica
    F-Forgive me.
[07:22] Leon
    This is a compulsory event from the game.
[07:25] Leon
    The protagonist is supposed to be
    protected by the prince, but...
[07:29] Julius
    Sorry about that, Marie.
[07:31] Marie
    It's all right. Are you sure it would be
    acceptable for me to attend, though?
[07:37] Jilk
    I've never seen you pursue a girl
    so aggressively, Your Highness.
[07:41] Julius
    S-Stop it, Jilk.
[07:43] Julius
    I-In any case, I'd like you to attend.
[07:47] Marie
    Your Highness...
[07:49] Marie
    I will.
[07:53] Leon
    What's going on?
[07:58] Lucas
    A tea party is a mirror that
    reflects who a person is.
[08:03] Lucas
    From your behavior to your words,
[08:05] Lucas
    each and every tea and snack served at
    a tea party expresses who a person is.
[08:08] Leon
    Ugh, what a drag.
[08:09] Leon
    I can't believe I'm attending an
    etiquette class with a bunch of dudes.
[08:13] Lucas
    Mr. Leon.
[08:14] Leon
    Yes, sir.
[08:15] Lucas
    If you would please listen more attentively.
[08:19] Student
    That's the adventurer
    everyone's talking about.
[08:20] Student
    This is the problem with country folk.
[08:22] Student
    He thinks he's so great just because
    he's accomplished a little.
[08:24] Student
    He's just a baron's son.
[08:26] Leon
    Shut up.
[08:28] Lucas
    Mr. Leon, it is important to want to
    invite women into a special place.
[08:33] Leon
    Uh-huh.
[08:35] Lucas
    You don't seem to understand.
[08:37] Lucas
    Why don't I show you? To the front, please.
[08:40] Leon
    Wow, I'm so excited.
[08:45] Leon
    Tea party, my ass.
[08:47] Leon
    It's just a dumb event
    for winning girls over.
[08:49] Leon
    Sir!
[08:52] Lucas
    Do you understand now?
[08:53] Leon
    Yes, sir. I'm ashamed
    I ever made fun of them.
[08:57] Leon
    Someday I hope to hold tea
    parties as perfect as yours.
[09:01] Lucas
    I still have a lot to learn myself.
[09:04] Lucas
    Let us walk the path of tea together.
[09:07] Leon
    Yes, sir—no, Master!
[09:10] Daniel
    What happened to him?
[09:12] Raymond
    Who knows?
[09:15] Luxion
    You're making quite the effort.
[09:18] Luxion
    Until recently, you planned to hire
    help and take it easy yourself.
[09:21] Leon
    It's all thanks to my master.
    I've been reborn.
[09:25] Luxion
    It's impressive that you've rented this space,
    but are any women actually coming?
[09:29] Leon
    Oh, she will. She's the daughter of a baron.
[09:33] Leon
    See? Here she is now.
[09:34] Leon
    Thank you for coming to—
[09:36] Leon
    Huh?
[09:36] Girl
    Yo.
[09:38] Leon
    Uh, you didn't come alone?
[09:40] Girl
    Nah. I brought my friends and their servant.
[09:44] Friend (Large)
    Hey, there's a bunch of snacks.
[09:47] Girl
    We're going to Brad's tea party,
    but we've got some time until then.
[09:52] Girl
    I thought we could have some tea.
[09:54] Friend (Small)
    I want some, too.
[09:57] Friend (Small)
    Hurry up.
[09:57] Girl
    I'm thirsty.
[09:58] Friend (Large)
    Tastes all right.
[10:00] Friend (Large)
    Well, should we get going?
[10:02] Girl
    Yeah.
[10:03] Girl
    Thanks. This was a decent
    way to pass the time.
[10:07] Girl
    Later.
[10:08] Both
    Later.
[10:10] Girl
    But you'll have to spend a little more
    on snacks if you want to please girls.
[10:17] Leon
    Master, the path of tea
    is long and treacherous.
[10:21] Girl
    What?
[10:22] Girl
    Who do you think you are?
[10:24] Girl
    Did Brad invite you?
[10:26] Girl
    Know your place.
[10:27] Girl
    Idiot.
[10:32] Girl
    Why don't you clean up the trash, commoner?
[10:33] Girl
    Don't get ahead of yourself.
[10:36] Leon
    That girl...
[10:37] Luxion
    Is this what they call bullying?
    I believe she's here on a scholarship.
[10:42] Leon
    Olivia...
[10:44] Leon
    She's the protagonist of this game.
[10:56] Leon
    I don't really want to get involved
    with the game's story, but...
[11:00] Leon
    Hey, girl.
[11:03] Leon
    Wanna get some tea?
[11:14] Olivia
    This is delicious.
[11:15] Olivia
    I've never had such delicious sweets.
[11:18] Olivia
    Can I have this tea, too?
[11:20] Leon
    Yeah. It was about to go to waste, anyway.
[11:25] (Flashback) Girl
    This was a decent way to pass the time.
[11:26] (Flashback) Friend (Small)
    Hurry up, slowpoke.
[11:28] (Flashback) Friend (Large)
    Serve more expensive stuff next time.
[11:33] Olivia
    It's so good.
[11:35] Leon
    Seriously? She's such a sweet girl.
[11:38] Leon
    What kind of idiot would call her devious?
[11:41] (Flashback) Protagonist
    What a devious protagonist.
[11:47] Leon
    Hey, are things always like that for you?
[11:53] Olivia
    Nothing I do ever goes well.
[11:57] Olivia
    I'm not even sure if it was all right for a
    commoner like me to come to this school.
[12:02] Leon
    It's obviously all right.
[12:04] Leon
    I mean, you are the protagonist.
[12:05] Olivia
    I want to study magic more,
[12:10] Olivia
    but I don't know much about the academy's
    rules and unspoken agreements.
[12:15] Leon
    Oh, don't cry.
[12:17] Leon
    I know one person we can count on.
[12:20] Leon
    She may be able to help us.
[12:22] Olivia
    What?
[12:23] Olivia
    Really?
[12:25] Leon
    She's blinding me!
[12:28] Jenna
    So you called me, idiot brother?
[12:32] Leon
    Try to make yourself useful sometimes.
[12:34] Leon
    You've mooched plenty of money off me.
[12:38] Jenna
    You said your name's Olivia, right?
[12:41] Jenna
    Have you introduced yourself to the
    most important girl in your class?
[12:44] Olivia
    No. She has so many followers,
    I can't get close.
[12:49] Jenna
    In those situations,
[12:50] Jenna
    you have to ask one of her important
    followers to act as a go-between.
[12:54] Jenna
    Give her a gift of something she likes.
[12:57] Leon
    You mean a bribe.
[12:59] Jenna
    It works, okay? Don't question it!
[13:02] Jenna
    Get her some snacks from a popular shop.
[13:05] Olivia
    S-Snacks from a popular shop?
[13:09] Olivia
    Those are expensive, aren't they?
[13:12] Jenna
    Get him to pay for it.
[13:13] Leon
    What? You can't just decide that!
[13:16] Olivia
    100 dia...
[13:17] Olivia
    200 dia...
[13:21] Leon
    It's all right. I'll pay for it.
[13:24] Olivia
    I-I promise I'll pay you back.
[13:29] Angelica
    I don't know who told you to do it,
[13:31] Angelica
    but you deserve some praise for
    coming to introduce yourself.
[13:33] Olivia
    Th-Thank you.
[13:36] Angelica
    I'll allow you to sit quietly in the
    corner so long as you know your place.
[13:41] Olivia
    D-Does that mean it's all right
    for me to be at the academy?
[13:54] Olivia
    U-Um, I...
[13:56] Angelica
    You were supposed to just silently nod.
    Then it would've all been over.
[14:01] Angelica
    Now things have become complicated
    because you had to ask a question.
[14:04] Olivia
    Huh?
[14:06] Angelica
    I'm not trying to push
    you out of the academy.
[14:10] Angelica
    I don't have the time to do that,
    nor do I enjoy such crude behavior.
[14:14] Olivia
    R-Really? I'm sorry.
[14:22] Angelica
    I suppose you're better than that
    girl who's cozying up to the prince.
[14:26] Angelica
    Scholarship student,
    who advised you to do this?
[14:30] Olivia
    It was Mr. Leon.
[14:32] Angelica
    The third son of the Bartfort family?
[14:35] Angelica
    The one who acquired a barony on his own?
[14:38] Angelica
    He's an impressive fellow.
[14:40] Olivia
    Isn't he?
[14:43] Angelica
    But his competence will mean
    others will want to use him.
[14:53] Leon
    Damn it, Daniel and Raymond.
[14:56] Leon
    They skipped exploration class.
[15:00] Leon
    To make matters worse, my classmates
    are all the romantic interests.
[15:05] Olivia
    I'm sorry. The others insisted
    on their attendance.
[15:09] Leon
    On top of that...
[15:10] Student
    Let's let them go ahead.
[15:12] Student
    Let them handle the dangerous stuff.
[15:14] Student
    They're an experienced adventurer
    and a scholarship student, anyway.
[15:18] Leon
    They're treating us like a convenient
    couple of guards—no, meat shields.
[15:24] Female Teacher
    All right, everyone.
[15:25] Female Teacher
    This is an opportunity to apply the magic
    and fighting techniques you've learned.
[15:29] Female Teacher
    Please descend to the third floor of the
    dungeon and collect the crystals there.
[15:33] Female Teacher
    Watch out for monsters.
[15:35] Student
    Yes, ma'am.
[15:35] Student
    Got it.
[15:38] Leon
    Shall we go, Ms. Olivia?
[15:40] Olivia
    Okay.
[15:40] Angelica
    That's enough!
[15:43] Angelica
    I told you to know your place.
[15:45] Angelica
    You and the prince are of vastly
    different social standings!
[15:50] Julius
    Angelica, don't.
[15:52] Angelica
    Your Highness, you're going to
    allow this girl to have her way?
[15:56] Marie
    I just wanted to be with the prince.
[16:01] Marie
    If I'm bothering you, you can say so.
[16:04] Angelica
    How dare you act like this again?
[16:07] Student
    What's going on?
[16:07] Student
    Are they fighting again?
[16:08] Student
    What happened?
[16:09] Leon
    Hey, Ms. Olivia. Do you know
    anything about that Marie girl?
[16:14] Olivia
    I believe she's the daughter
    of a poor viscount.
[16:17] Olivia
    Recently, she's been bullied
    even worse than me.
[16:20] Leon
    Huh...
[16:21] Girl
    How could she cozy up to him like
    that in front of his fiancée?
[16:24] Girl
    Wasn't she getting pretty friendly
    with some other boys, too?
[16:26] Girl
    She sucks. I can't believe her.
[16:28] Julius
    Enough of this!
[16:31] Jilk
    Ms. Angelica, please don't
    trouble the prince too much.
[16:35] Greg
    Don't bring your outside
    relationships into the academy.
[16:39] Greg
    It's irritating.
[16:40] Angelica
    I-I'm just trying to do what's
    best for the prince...
[16:43] Julius
    Let's go, Marie.
[16:45] Marie
    A-All right.
[16:51] Leon
    Women may hold more power in this
    world, but they're the exception.
[16:56] Olivia
    Huff...
[17:02] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, I managed to excavate a crystal.
[17:06] Leon
    Congratulations. That's 100 dia in the bag.
[17:08] Olivia
    Absolutely. Now I can pay back
    the money I borrowed from you.
[17:13] Leon
    There's no rush.
[17:15] Olivia
    Aren't there treasure
    chests in dungeons, too?
[17:18] Olivia
    I wonder who left them there.
    It's strange, isn't it?
[17:22] Leon
    Yeah, it sure is strange.
[17:24] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, you're not curious?
[17:27] Leon
    Not really.
[17:30] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, you're so cold.
[17:33] Leon
    There's no point in questioning it.
[17:35] Leon
    After all, this is one of those vaguely-conceived
    dungeons from that otome game.
[17:40] Leon
    Honestly, getting any closer to
    Ms. Olivia would be a bad idea.
[17:44] Leon
    She's destined to become friends
    with the prince and his buddies.
[17:48] Olivia
    The others haven't arrived yet.
[17:50] Leon
    Of course not. We're just
    meat shields to them.
[17:58] Olivia
    M-Mr. Leon!
[18:00] Olivia
    We should get help from
    the others immediately!
[18:03] Leon
    There's no point. They intended for us
    to serve as their shields from the start.
[18:06] Olivia
    But...
[18:08] Leon
    Seriously, I hope those rich kids drop dead.
[18:12] Leon
    I guess I'll test out this sword Luxion made.
[18:25] Leon
    Last one!
[18:28] Olivia
    Y-You're so strong.
[18:31] Leon
    I used to train back home.
[18:34] Leon
    I've fought nastier creatures, too.
[18:39] Leon
    You little...
[18:44] Leon
    That thing scared me.
[18:46] Olivia
    I-I'm sorry. You were protecting me.
[18:54] Olivia
    Mr. Leon...
[18:56] Julius
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[18:58] Julius
    We'll handle the rest.
[19:01] Leon
    They've got some balls.
[19:06] Julius
    Marie, are you scared?
[19:08] Marie
    No, I'm fine.
[19:12] Greg
    I'm more worried about the prince.
[19:15] Greg
    Guys raised in the palace tend to be weak.
[19:18] Chris
    Hey, don't be rude to the prince.
[19:21] Jilk
    We're students now. We're equals here.
[19:24] Brad
    This guy will put you through
    hell if you marry him, Marie.
[19:38] Brad
    Meatheads!
[19:45] Angelica
    We must assist him!
[19:46] Jilk
    Calm down. The prince isn't a weak man.
[20:00] Marie
    Your Highness, you're hurt!
[20:05] Julius
    I-It's just a scratch.
[20:13] Julius
    M-Marie, you can use healing magic?
[20:18] Marie
    Shh.
[20:19] Angelica
    Your Highness!
[20:22] Julius
    Marie!
[20:23] Angelica
    Are you all right? Let me treat your wounds.
[20:28] Julius
    That's not necessary.
[20:30] Angelica
    Huh?
[20:31] Julius
    Are you all right, Marie?
[20:33] Marie
    Y-Yes.
[20:37] Greg
    Your Highness, why are you
    holding hands with Marie?
[20:40] Jilk
    Don't try to get the jump on us.
[20:42] Girl
    Did you see that?
[20:44] Girl
    I feel sorry for her.
[20:45] Girl
    Is she really his fiancée?
[20:51] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, you're hurt!
[20:53] Leon
    This is nothing.
[20:57] Olivia
    I'll heal you.
[21:05] Leon
    Thanks.
[21:07] Olivia
    Magic is the only thing I'm good at.
[21:10] Olivia
    I began attending this academy because
    a scholar discovered my talent.
[21:15] Leon
    That's impressive.
[21:17] Olivia
    I'm glad to have been
    useful to you, Mr. Leon.
[21:23] Leon
    Well, damn it.
[21:24] Leon
    She's the protagonist, and I'm
    just a mob character, but...
[21:29] Leon
    Anyway, what's going on?
[21:34] Leon
    Why is this different from the game?
[23:25] Leon
    You challenge someone to a duel by
    throwing your glove at them, right?
[23:27] Angelica
    That's right. It's also how you
    declare the end of a friendship.
[23:29] Angelica
    It's not something one should do rashly.
[23:31] Leon
    Huh, I had no idea.
[23:32] Julius
    You didn't even know that?
[23:34] Leon
    Are you looking for a fight? Bring it on.
[23:35] Leon
    Let's duel, prince.
[23:37] Angelica
    I just told you not to be rash.

Season 1

E3 - Let's Duel, Prince

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SIGN    Let's Duel, Prince
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
[01:45] Julius
    This is Marie's textbook.
[01:47] Julius
    Her bag was burned, too.
[01:49] Julius
    You really have no idea how this happened?
[01:54] Angelica
    No, I don't.
[01:55] Julius
    The girls present at the scene
    said you ordered them to do it.
[02:00] Angelica
    It wasn't me.
[02:02] Angelica
    Why won't you believe me?
[02:05] Julius
    Stay away from Marie.
[02:07] Julius
    And us, too.
[02:10] Julius
    Our engagement is an agreement
    made outside this school.
[02:13] Julius
    Stay out of my business at the academy.
[02:20] Daniel
    Did you hear the news?
[02:21] Daniel
    A couple of the rich dudes
    have gotten engaged.
[02:25] Raymond
    Yeah. Not only that, but their partners are
    Milly and Jessica, who were nice to us, too.
[02:30] (Flashback) Milly
    May you two find happiness, as well.
[02:32] (Flashback) Jessica
    How do you do?
[02:34] Daniel
    That just leaves girls with
    terrible personalities.
[02:37] Raymond
    It's over. It's all over for us.
[02:41] Daniel
    Leon, how are things with you?
[02:43] Leon
    I'm in the same boat.
[02:45] Leon
    I'm sending out invitations to tea
    parties, but they just get ignored.
[02:51] Raymond
    By the way, it seems like Prince Julius
    is involved in some trouble these days.
[02:56] Daniel
    It's all the bullying that
    Marie girl is facing, right?
[03:01] Raymond
    I heard the one at the center of the bullying
[03:04] Raymond
    is the prince's fiancée and
    the duke's daughter, Angelica.
[03:07] Raymond
    The prince was furious
    when he heard about it.
[03:10] Leon
    The game also featured an event in
    which Julius got mad at Angelica.
[03:14] Leon
    But that's not supposed to
    happen until much later.
[03:18] Olivia
    Ms. Marie?
[03:20] Leon
    Yeah. I heard she's being bullied.
[03:24] Leon
    I was wondering what she's actually like.
[03:26] Olivia
    I've only spoken with her once, but...
[03:32] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, do you...
[03:34] Olivia
    Do you like girls like Ms. Marie, too?
[03:39] Leon
    What?!
[03:40] Olivia
    What? You don't?
[03:42] Leon
    Like her? I hate her.
[03:44] Olivia
    I see. When I spoke with her previously,
[03:49] Olivia
    I saw her alone in the courtyard.
[03:53] Olivia
    I was curious, so I asked
    her if something happened.
[03:58] Olivia
    And then...
[04:01] (Flashback) Marie
    I hate girls like you.
[04:04] Olivia
    That's what she said to me.
[04:08] Leon
    "Girls like you"?
[04:10] Leon
    Something about that phrasing bothers me.
[04:14] Marie
    H-Here?
[04:17] Brad
    Why not? We're alone.
[04:21] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, what are you doing?
[04:22] Leon
    I'm curious.
[04:24] Leon
    Who gets together with who is a
    matter of life and death for us.
[04:27] Olivia
    You mustn't peep. It's indecent.
[04:37] Olivia
    Ms. Mari—
[04:51] Marie
    I'm having so much fun.
[04:53] Marie
    Those dumb bitches have stopped bullying
    me since Julius got mad at them.
[04:57] Marie
    This world is the best.
[05:00] Julius
    Marie.
[05:02] Marie
    Your Highness! Jilk!
[05:04] Julius
    Don't call me that. Julius is fine.
[05:07] Marie
    All right.
[05:09] Julius
    Marie, you don't have a
    personal servant, right?
[05:13] Marie
    M-Money's a bit tight.
[05:17] Jilk
    Then the prince and I will pay for one.
[05:22] Jilk
    You must be lonely without a servant.
[05:25] Marie
    Thank you!
[05:27] Marie
    Lucky me. Now I'll have a
    handsome demi-human slave.
[05:31] Jilk
    I'll arrange for a carriage.
[05:34] Marie
    Normally it'd be insane for a woman to
    be openly accompanied by a paramour.
[05:39] Marie
    I'm gonna have so much fun
    in this otome game's world.
[05:46] Follower A
    This is unacceptable.
[05:48] Follower A
    You're not even allowed to have a slave.
[05:52] Angelica
    Leave it. The prince knows what it means
    for a woman to have a demi-human slave.
[05:57] Angelica
    That means that's all their relationship is.
[06:01] Follower A
    But...
[06:02] Angelica
    I'm sorry. Could you leave me alone, please?
[06:16] Angelica
    You can't be serious!
[06:21] Angelica
    How dare he fall for that woman?
[06:26] Angelica
    I was raised to serve my prince.
[06:29] Angelica
    I've lived my life for only the prince.
[06:32] Angelica
    I love the prince so much...
[06:38] Angelica
    So why?
[06:40] Angelica
    Why?
[06:44] Jenna
    Hey, idiot!
[06:47] Leon
    Oh, it's you, Jenna.
[06:48] Jenna
    Don't go back to sleep!
[06:50] Jenna
    Do you know a girl named Marie?
[06:55] Leon
    She's quite close with Prince Julius.
[06:58] Leon
    Not just him,
[07:01] Leon
    but other boys, too.
[07:04] Jenna
    Did you hear about the duke's
    daughter bullying her?
[07:07] Jenna
    You weren't involved, were you?
[07:09] Leon
    I'm not involved in that.
[07:11] Leon
    I heard the prince got mad at her.
[07:13] Jenna
    I'm sure her followers
    just acted on their own.
[07:18] Leon
    Then I guess Ms. Angelica herself
    had nothing to do with it.
[07:25] Jenna
    In any case, you're not involved with the
    duke's daughter or the prince, right?
[07:30] Leon
    No, I'm not. Is this really that important?
[07:34] Jenna
    The prince will eventually
    succeed the throne.
[07:37] Jenna
    If you can get on his good side at
    the academy, you'll be set for life.
[07:39] Jenna
    And on the flip side, if you get
    on his bad side, it's over for you.
[07:46] Leon
    I know that.
[07:49] Jenna
    You'd better not do anything
    dumb to embarrass me.
[07:58] Leon
    The first semester is over already.
[08:01] Leon
    All I got to do was host a tea
    party and visit a dungeon.
[08:04] Luxion
    You seemed to enjoy yourself, even if
    you're no closer to finding a wife.
[08:09] Leon
    Do you have some kind of grudge against me?
[08:11] Luxion
    I despise new humans.
[08:13] Luxion
    In that regard, I dislike you, as well.
[08:16] Leon
    You must be a pretty sad
    AI to be serving me, then.
[08:20] Leon
    I'll be making you serve me your whole life.
    You'd best be prepared.
[08:23] Luxion
    I look forward to it.
[08:27] Leon
    Hey, are you able to gather information?
[08:30] Luxion
    Concerning the duke's daughter
    and the girl named Marie?
[08:34] Leon
    Yes.
[08:35] Luxion
    While it is possible,
[08:36] Luxion
    I will not be telling you their bust,
    waist, and hip measurements.
[08:40] Leon
    I do want to know
    Ms. Angelica's measurements.
[08:42] Luxion
    Too bad.
[08:47] Julius
    Marie, why aren't you wearing a dress?
[08:50] Marie
    Um... I wasn't able to get one.
[08:53] Julius
    I see. Well, you look far less stuffy
    than if you'd worn a luxurious dress.
[08:58] Julius
    I'll take you to have a dress made sometime.
[09:01] Marie
    Sure.
[09:06] Leon
    Apparently, some nobles from the
    backwoods found girlfriends at this party.
[09:10] Leon
    This is our chance!
[09:11] Both
    Yeah!
[09:12] Girl A
    A back country baron? No one asked for you.
[09:15] Girl B
    Don't come back until you've taken
    a look at yourself in a mirror.
[09:18] Girl C
    I'm looking for at least a viscount.
[09:20] Girl A
    Nobody likes a shallow man.
[09:23] Girl B
    You're nothing like the
    prince and his friends.
[09:25] Girl C
    How insolent.
[09:26] Daniel
    U-Um, I—
[09:28] Daniel
    If you'd just hear us out—
[09:30] Both
    Daniel!
[09:35] Girl B
    Lame.
[09:36] Girl A
    Come back once you've been
    reincarnated as better men.
[09:39] Girl C
    That's a good look for you, country boys.
[09:42] Leon
    Damn it. Who the hell do they think they are?
[09:45] Raymond
    I've had it with this.
[09:46] Daniel
    Girls are starting to make me feel sick.
[09:49] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, it's an emergency!
[09:55] Angelica
    Why won't you understand?
[09:57] Angelica
    I'm telling you this for
    your sake, Your Highness!
[10:00] Julius
    I can't stand to listen
    to what you have to say.
[10:03] Julius
    That's all.
[10:06] Leon
    What happened?
[10:07] Olivia
    Apparently Ms. Angelica saw
    Ms. Marie holding hands with a man
[10:12] Olivia
    who wasn't the prince.
[10:15] Angelica
    Do you realize that woman
    is involved with all of you?
[10:19] Chris
    We know.
[10:22] Chris
    She saved me by listening to my problems.
[10:26] Chris
    This is why I wish to protect her.
[10:29] Greg
    You try to rationalize everything too much.
[10:32] Greg
    Just be honest and say you love her.
[10:35] Brad
    Marie is a marvelous woman.
[10:37] Brad
    It's only natural that I'd fall for her.
[10:39] Jilk
    You're right. But I believe
    I love her the most.
[10:47] Julius
    No.
[10:51] Julius
    I love Marie the most.
[10:56] Girls
    Did you hear that?
[10:57] Girls
    I'm so jealous!
[10:58] Girls
    I wish he'd say that about me!
[11:02] Angelica
    You mean you won't let it end
    as a fling at the academy?
[11:07] Julius
    That's right. As far as I'm concerned,
    no one can replace her.
[11:11] Julius
    It's only Marie for me.
[11:15] Girls
    Is he calling off their engagement?
[11:16] Girls
    The duke's daughter is finished.
[11:19] Girls
    How pitiful.
[11:29] Angelica
    Pick it up, foul wench
    who deceived the prince.
[11:33] Girls
    A duel?
[11:34] Girls
    It's a duel.
[11:35] Girls
    If she picks up the glove,
    it'll mean she accepts the duel.
[11:38] Leon
    The duel event...
[11:41] Leon
    In the game, the character with whom
    you had the highest relationship score
[11:46] Leon
    dueled in the protagonist's place.
[11:50] Julius
    Pick it up, Marie.
[11:52] Julius
    I shall be your champion.
[11:55] Angelica
    But...
[11:56] Leon
    I expected this.
[11:59] Jilk
    I cannot allow Your Highness
    to hog the spotlight.
[12:02] Jilk
    I volunteer, as well.
[12:04] Greg
    This sounds fun. I'm in, too.
[12:07] Greg
    I'll take on any challengers.
[12:10] Brad
    How dare you call her a foul wench?
[12:12] Brad
    I'm in, as well.
[12:14] Chris
    I'm confident in my swordsmanship.
[12:16] Chris
    I shall fight as Marie's blade.
[12:21] Marie
    Guys...
[12:22] Marie
    I'm scared, but I'm relieved
    to have all of you.
[12:27] Kyle
    Don't forget about me.
[12:28] Kyle
    I can at least provide support.
[12:30] Marie
    Thank you, Kyle.
[12:32] Leon
    Is this how girls feel when they see harems?
[12:36] Leon
    It gives me the creeps.
[12:39] Daniel
    What will the duke's daughter do now?
[12:42] Raymond
    She's facing the prince.
[12:44] Raymond
    Nobody would want to fight him.
[12:46] Angelica
    P-Please, someone...
[12:53] Greg
    Have you been abandoned by your followers?
[12:56] Greg
    I have to feel sorry for someone
    with so little personal magnetism.
[13:00] Leon
    In the game, even if Ms. Angelica
[13:02] Leon
    appoints someone outside the
    academy as her champion,
[13:05] Leon
    if the protagonist wins, then ultimately...
[13:09] Leon
    She heads straight into ruin.
[13:12] Leon
    She marries a back country lord
    with a terrible personality
[13:15] Leon
    and lives a miserable life.
[13:19] Girls
    How will she disgrace herself this time?
[13:21] Girls
    This'll end with her going
    crying back to her family.
[13:25] Julius
    Angelica, I'm sure you're
    prepared to fight us.
[13:31] Angelica
    E-Even if I don't have a champion, I...
[13:35] Leon
    Why do I feel like this?
[13:37] Leon
    It's not as though Ms. Angelica
    and I are close friends.
[13:40] Leon
    I want to be ordinary.
    I just want to be a mob, but...
[13:45] Olivia
    Mr. Leon?
[13:47] Daniel
    You...
[13:48] Raymond
    What are you doing?
[13:52] Leon
    I really friggin' hate them.
[14:03] Leon
    Okay, everyone. I volunteer
    to be her champion.
[14:08] Students
    Who is he?
[14:09] Students
    Dunno.
[14:10] Students
    Some back country noble, right?
[14:12] Brad
    I heard someone succeeded as an
    adventurer prior to enrolling.
[14:17] Greg
    Yeah, I've heard about that.
    Would that be you?
[14:22] Leon
    Ms. Angelica, you need to
    appoint me your champion.
[14:26] Angelica
    What? Uh...
[14:27] Leon
    Just say you accept.
[14:31] Angelica
    I-I accept.
[14:35] Leon
    Which means I, Leon Fou
    Bartfort, am her champion.
[14:42] Leon
    The five of you will represent
    Ms. Marie, correct?
[14:47] Leon
    Then I'd like to confirm the method
    of our duel, as well as the stakes.
[14:53] Leon
    This girl...
[14:54] Leon
    I had Luxion look into her,
    and there's no mistaking it.
[14:58] Leon
    Like me, Marie isn't from this world.
[15:01] Leon
    She's been reincarnated,
    or something like it.
[15:05] Leon
    By the way, Ms. Angelica, what demands
    do you have for your opponent?
[15:10] Angelica
    Stay away from the prince.
[15:12] Angelica
    That's all I desire.
[15:14] Julius
    Are you that desperate to keep us apart?
[15:18] Julius
    It's clear which of you is the foul wench.
[15:20] Leon
    Yeah, could we skip all that tedious crap?
[15:23] Leon
    Hurry up and state your
    demands. Come on, hurry up.
[15:30] Marie
    I-If I win,
[15:32] Marie
    please stop being so cruel.
[15:32] Leon
    "Please stop being so cruel."
[15:35] Marie
    I think it's wrong to... use
    your family's influence.
[15:35] Leon
    "I think it's wrong to use your family's
    influence to order people around."
[15:39] Leon
    She's not even copying it right.
[15:41] Leon
    If we win, the prince
    and Marie will break up.
[15:45] Leon
    If we lose, Ms. Angelica will never get
    involved in the prince's affairs again.
[15:49] Leon
    Sound good?
[15:50] Julius
    Of course.
[15:51] Leon
    Next, let's determine the method of our duel.
[15:54] Leon
    How about an armored duel in the arena?
[15:58] Chris
    You think you can beat us?
[16:00] Chris
    You're no match for us.
[16:02] Leon
    What? Why are you assuming I'll lose?
[16:07] Greg
    You were brushed off by the girls
    you tried to approach earlier.
[16:10] Greg
    If you're just looking for attention,
    stay out of this, shrimp.
[16:13] Leon
    Ugh, he's so unpleasant.
[16:16] Leon
    Huh? What?
[16:17] Leon
    Are you trying to talk me
    into submitting because
[16:19] Leon
    you're not confident in an Armor battle?
[16:21] Leon
    Would you prefer a debate for our duel?
[16:24] Greg
    What?
[16:25] Leon
    Now that's a problem.
    I'm actually worse at that.
[16:29] Leon
    But if you'd rather settle this with an
    argument because you don't want to fight me,
[16:33] Leon
    then I have no choice.
[16:35] Leon
    Good luck to us both.
[16:38] Greg
    If you don't take this
    seriously, you'll end up—
[16:40] Jilk
    Now, now. We'll agree to the
    method you've suggested.
[16:45] Jilk
    We'll allow up to five participants
    on your side, as well.
[16:48] Leon
    I'm all we need.
[16:50] Leon
    We'll fight five one-on-one rounds.
[16:52] Jilk
    Are you serious? You could die in a duel.
[16:57] Leon
    I know. In fact, why are
    you guys so composed?
[17:01] Leon
    Don't you think it's naïve
    to assume you won't die?
[17:06] Jilk
    I'd heard you were experienced in battle,
[17:09] Jilk
    but it seems you can't even
    evaluate an opponent's strength.
[17:11] Julius
    That's enough, Jilk.
[17:14] Julius
    You said your name was Leon.
[17:16] Julius
    You'd better be ready to face us.
[17:23] Leon
    You forgot this.
[17:26] Leon
    Let's duel, Prince.
[17:29] Leon
    You'd better say your goodbyes
    to your precious girlfriend.
[17:34] Marie
    Who the hell is that mob?
[17:37] Marie
    Why is he messing up my plans?
[17:40] Marie
    Not that there's any way
    the five of them will lose, but...
[17:43] Kyle
    Mistress, I brought breakfast.
[17:45] Marie
    Hey! You're supposed to wait for a response!
[17:48] Kyle
    I'll be careful from now on.
[17:50] Kyle
    Today's breakfast contains extra vegetables.
[17:53] Marie
    I don't like those.
[17:55] Kyle
    You should at least eat these.
[17:57] Kyle
    You're a pitiful mistress, you know.
[17:59] Marie
    In the game, this guy was a cute,
    bad-tempered younger brother character,
[18:04] Marie
    but it gets annoying when you
    have to deal with it every day.
[18:08] Leon
    Yeesh.
[18:11] Luxion
    The students vandalized the
    place in your absence, Master.
[18:14] Luxion
    I have recorded the event.
[18:17] Leon
    They made Daniel and Raymond do it, too, huh?
[18:20] Luxion
    Their friendship was fleeting.
[18:22] Leon
    They just prioritized their own futures.
[18:25] Leon
    You're not very broad-minded, are you?
[18:27] Luxion
    Students are betting on
    the outcome of the duel.
[18:30] Luxion
    You're red, Master.
[18:32] Leon
    I'm way less popular!
[18:34] Luxion
    Don't tell me you thought you were popular.
[18:36] Leon
    Shut up. In any case, get me 500 platinum coins.
[18:43] Angelica
    Bartfort, you should forfeit the duel.
[18:47] Leon
    What? Now? You'll lose face, too.
[18:51] Angelica
    Your room was vandalized, wasn't it?
[18:53] Angelica
    I'll be fine, but there's
    no need for you to suffer.
[18:57] Leon
    Okay...
[19:00] Angelica
    My family has already reprimanded me for
    imprudently challenging her to a duel.
[19:05] Angelica
    At best, I'll be placed under house
    arrest or sent to the borderlands.
[19:09] Angelica
    I have no power anymore.
[19:13] Leon
    You seem confused. You think I'm
    trying to curry favor with the duke?
[19:18] Angelica
    I-If that's not it, then why volunteer?
[19:21] Leon
    I'm sick of looking for a wife.
[19:24] Leon
    I thought I'd take a shot at the
    guys I hate and call it quits.
[19:29] Angelica
    I'd heard people who venture into
    dungeons have a screw loose,
[19:32] Angelica
    but I suppose it's true of you, as well.
[19:34] Leon
    Rude! I volunteered because
    I have a chance to win!
[19:38] Leon
    Besides, you're the one
    who issued the challenge.
[19:41] Angelica
    A-And I apologized for that! Are you stupid?
[19:48] Angelica
    I-In any case, simply volunteering was enough.
[19:52] Angelica
    There's no need for you
    to risk your life for me.
[19:59] Leon
    It's true that the five of them are strong.
[20:03] Leon
    But that's only by the
    academy's standards, right?
[20:11] Luxion
    That looks good on you.
[20:13] Luxion
    Which is only natural,
    since I made it for you.
[20:16] Leon
    This isn't what I had in mind. Remake it.
[20:19] Luxion
    I refuse.
[20:21] Leon
    I knew you'd say that.
[20:23] Olivia
    Mr. Leon.
[20:25] Leon
    Ms. Olivia.
[20:26] Olivia
    U-Um, there's nothing I can do for you,
    but you have my support, Mr. Leon.
[20:32] Leon
    Oh, did you bet on me?
[20:34] Leon
    In that case, I'll make you rich.
[20:36] Olivia
    What? I didn't bet on you.
[20:39] Olivia
    I believe gambling is wrong.
[20:41] Leon
    Uh, sure.
[20:50] Girls
    Your Highness!
[20:51] Girls
    Good luck!
[20:55] Leon
    Wow...
[20:57] Leon
    Look at that rainbow of colors.
[20:59] All
    Die!
[21:01] All
    Get outta here, Bartfort!
[21:03] All
    I hope you lose!
[21:04] Leon
    Shut up, rabble!
[21:10] Leon
    Those two bet on me?
[21:16] Angelica
    Bartfort, I don't see your Armor.
[21:19] Leon
    Don't worry. It just arrived.
[21:23] Luxion
    Arroganz incoming.
[21:30] All
    What?
[21:31] All
    What is that?
[21:32] ---
    What?!
[21:41] All
    What's with that Armor?
[21:43] All
    Unbelievable!
[23:25] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, are you really
    going to fight in a duel?
[23:27] Leon
    Yeah, I hate them.
[23:28] Olivia
    I-I don't know what happened,
    but it's dangerous.
[23:31] Olivia
    You'll get hurt.
[23:31] Leon
    I'll be fine. Besides, I don't
    pick fights I can't win.
[23:34] Leon
    Next time, "Mind If I Go Easy on You?"
[23:36] Leon
    I'm gonna give the five of them a beating.
[23:38] Olivia
    Um, what do you mean by "go easy on" them?

Season 1

E4 - Mind If I Go Easy on You?

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[00:07] Angelica
    Pick it up, foul wench
    who deceived the prince.
[00:11] Girls
    A duel?
[00:11] Girls
    It's a duel.
[00:12] Girls
    If she picks up the glove,
    it'll mean she accepts the duel.
[00:16] Julius
    Pick it up, Marie.
[00:18] Julius
    I shall be your champion.
[00:21] Angelica
    But...
[00:23] Leon
    Okay, everyone. I volunteer
    to be her champion.
[00:28] Julius
    You said your name was Leon.
[00:30] Julius
    You'd better be ready to face us.
[00:33] Leon
    Let's duel, Prince.
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
[02:28] All
    What is that?
[02:30] All
    What's with that Armor?
[02:32] All
    Talk about lame!
[02:34] All
    Unbelievable!
[02:37] Angelica
    Do you really intend to fight with this?
[02:41] Leon
    Just watch.
[02:43] Olivia
    Why is everyone laughing?
[02:47] Angelica
    You really don't know anything, do you?
[02:51] Angelica
    That Armor is most likely a Lost Item.
[02:55] Angelica
    It can't be replicated
    using modern technology,
[02:58] Angelica
    but that doesn't necessarily
    mean it's strong.
[03:02] Angelica
    In modern battles, highly mobile Armors
    emphasizing speed are mainstream.
[03:07] Angelica
    Such ponderous models are out of style.
[03:12] Olivia
    But it's kind of cute how
    short and stout it is.
[03:16] Angelica
    There's something wrong with
    you if you think that's cute.
[03:21] Angelica
    It seems to be more than
    just an ungainly Armor.
[03:24] Angelica
    What are you thinking, Bartfort?
[03:29] Leon
    Hup.
[03:32] Luxion
    Activating Arroganz.
[03:34] Leon
    All right.
[03:37] Leon
    Luxion.
[03:38] Luxion
    What is it?
[03:39] Leon
    What does "Arroganz" mean?
[03:41] Luxion
    Look it up later.
[03:43] Luxion
    It's a word that suits you perfectly, Master.
[03:45] Leon
    Oh, yeah? You can actually be
    pretty thoughtful sometimes.
SIGN    Mind If I Go Easy on You?
[03:58] Brad
    Looks like you didn't run from our duel.
[04:02] Brad
    You deserve props for that.
[04:03] Brad
    But do you think you can defeat
    me with that outdated machine?
[04:09] Leon
    Purple Armor... My first
    opponent must be Brad.
SIGN    Brad Fou Field
SIGN    Combat Power:
SIGN    Attack Power:
    Defense Power:
SIGN    Weapon: Wields a spear (fairly skilled).
     Relationship Score___________________________________
SIGN    Heir to a margrave. An intelligent adviser-type character. Timid despite being a narcissist. Mentally weak and selfish.
    How dare you call her a foul wench? I'll make you eat your words.
    I demand an apology after this duel.
[04:13] Leon
    Brad is a narcissist skilled in magic.
[04:17] Leon
    He's the smallest of the five,
[04:19] Leon
    but he's proud and attention-seeking.
[04:22] Leon
    He gave me a lot of trouble in the game.
[04:24] Brad
    Behold this armor created by
    master craftsman Altenter.
[04:29] Brad
    It's made with plenty of tetrium,
    which increases its magic conductivity.
[04:35] Leon
    Should you be bragging at
    such length to your opponent?
[04:42] Luxion
    He appears to be carrying
    drone-like weapons on his back.
[04:46] Luxion
    Shall I deploy countermeasures?
[04:48] Leon
    Don't worry, I know what it is.
[04:51] Leon
    And besides, purple is a weak color.
[04:54] Brad
    Your attitude is truly infuriating.
[04:56] Luxion
    We should ready our own weapons.
[04:58] Leon
    All right. We'll use Blade
    Number 1 in the backpack.
[05:06] Leon
    That's a shovel!
[05:07] Luxion
    Of course it is.
[05:09] Luxion
    When you last took this for
    a test drive, you dug holes.
[05:13] Leon
    You should've swapped it back!
[05:14] Leon
    Whatever, just give me a blade!
[05:16] Luxion
    But it was you who designated Blade Number 1.
[05:20] Leon
    You totally did this on purpose.
[05:23] Leon
    Well, fine. I can probably fight with this.
[05:28] All
    What a back country noble!
[05:30] All
    A shovel? Seriously?
[05:35] Jilk
    How disgraceful.
[05:39] Brad
    How dare you continue to mock me?
[05:42] Leon
    Actually, it's not on purpose.
[05:45] Ref
    Champions, state your names before the duel.
[05:48] Leon
    Leon Fou Bartfort.
[05:51] Brad
    Brad Fou Field.
[05:58] Ref
    Ready... Begin!
[06:00] Brad
    I'll kill you with a single blow. Die!
[06:16] Brad
    What?!
[06:31] Leon
    Huh?
[06:34] Leon
    Hey, ref. Looks like he's unconscious.
[06:39] Leon
    I barely grazed him.
[06:42] Luxion
    If you'd attacked at full
    power, he would've died.
[06:46] Luxion
    He was decent with a spear, but that's
    all that was noteworthy about him.
[06:51] Leon
    Are you sure you're not resentful they
    called Arroganz an outdated model?
[06:57] Ref
    H-He's been knocked out.
[06:59] Ref
    Bartfort wins!
[07:05] Leon
    I knew this would happen, but no
    one's excited about this outcome.
[07:10] Leon
    Huh?
[07:14] Leon
    Master...
[07:16] Leon
    Ever the gentleman.
[07:19] All
    Wh-What?
[07:20] All
    What happened?
[07:22] All
    It happened so fast, I couldn't tell.
[07:26] Olivia
    Mr. Leon won right away. That's impressive.
[07:30] Angelica
    Uh, yeah.
[07:33] Angelica
    What were those movements?
[07:35] Angelica
    They seem impossible for such
    a heavily armored machine.
[07:38] Angelica
    Brad's Armor was custom-made
    by the Field family.
[07:43] All
    What does this mean?
[07:44] All
    Mr. Brad...
[07:45] All
    They'll definitely win the next round, right?
[07:47] All
    I bet all my money on the prince.
[07:54] Olivia
    Wh-What is it, Ms. Angelica?
[07:57] Angelica
    How could I not laugh?
[08:00] Angelica
    Bartfort is a truly terrible man.
[08:02] Olivia
    Mr. Leon isn't terrible. He's a kind person.
[08:06] Angelica
    You're right. He is.
[08:08] Angelica
    Anyway, why did he choose to
    side with me if he's so strong?
[08:13] Angelica
    He must know defying the
    prince will ruin his future.
[08:18] Julius
    Bartfort...
[08:20] Julius
    He must've been so confident
    because he had that Armor.
[08:23] Jilk
    It must be a Lost Item.
[08:26] Jilk
    But I've never heard there were
    such powerful Armors left.
[08:30] Greg
    I'm next.
[08:33] Greg
    Brad is a weakling.
[08:36] Greg
    I'll bring that thing down.
[08:39] All
    Greg!
[08:40] All
    Please!
[08:40] ---
    You can do it!
[08:40] Ref
    It's time for round two.
[08:42] All
    Greg!
[08:42] All
    You can do it!
[08:43] All
    Get him!
[08:45] Leon
    Leon Fou Bartfort.
[08:48] Greg
    Greg Fou Seberg.
[08:51] Luxion
    I've identified numerous
    repairs on its surface.
[08:55] Luxion
    He seems to have plenty of combat
    experience fighting in Armor.
[08:58] Leon
    Yeah. He's strong.
[09:01] Greg
    Bartfort! You didn't beat
    Brad because you're strong.
[09:05] Greg
    It's because your Armor is strong!
[09:07] Leon
    You're not wrong, but if you
    want to fight with words,
[09:11] Leon
    could you just invite me
    to a tea party sometime?
[09:14] Greg
    I'll crush you.
[09:16] Ref
    Champions, begin!
[09:22] Greg
    Come on! What's the matter?
[09:25] Greg
    Is that all you've got?
[09:28] Leon
    Greg is skilled and determined, but...
[09:34] Leon
    Choose better tools!
SIGN    Greg Fou Seberg
SIGN    Combat Power:
SIGN    Attack Power:
    Defense Power:
SIGN    Weapon: Spear (can equip very few items).
     Relationship Score___________________________________
SIGN    Heir to a count. A talented young man with adventuring experience.
     Looks down on nobles without combat experience. Often fights with Chris.
     This sounds fun. I'm in, too. I'll take on any challengers!
[09:40] Leon
    Greg is proud because he's skilled,
[09:44] Leon
    and there were very few items he could equip.
[09:47] Leon
    I had so many game overs because of that.
[09:51] Leon
    That Armor you're wearing is an
    outdated mass-produced model!
[09:55] Leon
    Shed that nonsensical pride of yours!
[10:03] Leon
    Gotcha.
[10:05] Greg
    Let go! Damn it!
[10:07] Leon
    Like hell I'm letting go, moron.
[10:13] Angelica
    It's all right. The pilot is unaffected.
[10:16] Leon
    Your right leg is next.
[10:18] Greg
    Do you enjoy tormenting me?
[10:21] Greg
    You're only winning because of your Armor!
[10:23] Leon
    What? It's your own fault for
    dueling in an outdated Armor.
[10:28] Leon
    Did you know the outcome of any contest
    is decided during the preparation stage?
[10:38] Leon
    Anyway, aren't you glad
    you got to make excuses?
[10:41] Leon
    You only lost because my Armor
    is so much better than yours.
[10:45] Greg
    Damn it.
[10:47] Greg
    Damn it!
[10:50] Greg
    I won't lose!
[10:51] Greg
    I'll fight to the death, even if
    I have to fight without my Armor!
[10:55] Leon
    Seriously? But you know...
[10:57] Greg
    Shut up! Bring it on!
[11:00] Leon
    I'm not really a fan of bullying
    the weak, unlike you guys.
[11:06] Greg
    What was that?
[11:07] Leon
    I'm saying I don't enjoy tormenting
    the weak. Do you understand that?
[11:12] Greg
    Don't be absurd! When did
    we ever bully the weak?
[11:16] Leon
    Wow, it's scary when people have
    so little self-awareness. Gross.
[11:21] Leon
    This is why I can't stand nobles
    who receive special treatment.
[11:26] Leon
    In any case, you're a nobody.
[11:28] Leon
    And tormenting nobodies leaves
    a bad taste in my mouth,
[11:30] Leon
    so I'd like to get this done quickly.
[11:32] Leon
    Don't you get that?
[11:35] Greg
    Damn it!
[11:39] Leon
    Huh? Did a mosquito land on me?
[11:44] Ref
    B-Bartfort wins! Greg Fou Seberg,
    please leave the arena!
[11:49] All
    Wow, nasty.
[11:51] All
    That's not something a knight should do.
[11:53] All
    I can't believe Greg lost, too.
[11:56] Olivia
    I'm glad Mr. Leon won, but he went too far.
[12:00] Olivia
    He should apologize to Mr. Greg later.
[12:03] Angelica
    Don't.
[12:05] Angelica
    It would only hurt Greg more.
[12:10] Ref
    Round three!
[12:12] Chris
    Bartfort, I won't underestimate
    you like the other two did.
[12:17] Chris
    I'll fight at full strength from the start.
[12:19] Leon
    For real?
[12:20] Leon
    Then I'll start taking this seriously, too.
[12:23] Chris
    You'd better not be lying.
[12:25] Leon
    Yeah, I promise.
SIGN    Chris Fia Arclight
SIGN    Combat Power:
SIGN    Attack Power:
    Defense Power:
SIGN    Weapon: Swords only.
     Relationship Score_______________
SIGN    Heir to a count and son of the Sword Saint. He is a skilled swordsman himself and expresses little interest in anything else.
     She saved me by listening to my problems. This is why I wish to protect her.
[12:28] Leon
    Chris is a young master swordsman.
[12:31] Leon
    He's cold and not very good
    at expressing his emotions.
[12:34] Leon
    He only used swords during the
    combat sections of the game.
[12:38] Leon
    In other words, he's a huge pain in the ass.
[12:40] Ref
    Champions, begin!
[12:47] Chris
    What?!
[12:48] Leon
    Luxion, deploy the drones.
[12:51] Luxion
    Yes, Master.
[13:00] Chris
    Bartfort, you're content to fight like this?
[13:04] Chris
    This is hardly chivalrous!
[13:07] Leon
    Is that all you have to say?
[13:10] Leon
    Nobody said shooting was against the rules.
[13:14] Leon
    You guys are too weak, anyway.
    I wouldn't mind holding back.
[13:19] Leon
    I'll allow you to embody
    your precious chivalry.
[13:24] Chris
    Bartfort!
[13:30] Leon
    Truly a master swordsman. Impressive work.
[13:36] Chris
    Why? Why did I lose?
[13:40] Chris
    I've worked harder than anyone else.
[13:43] Leon
    Why don't you brag to Marie
    about all your hard work?
[13:46] Leon
    She might take pity on you.
[13:51] Luxion
    You really are a scumbag, aren't you?
[13:53] Leon
    Shut up. Even I feel like I overdid it a little.
[13:57] All
    Seriously?
[13:58] All
    Even Chris?
[13:59] All
    You're kidding!
[14:00] All
    But I bet all my money!
[14:03] Jilk
    This isn't good. It's all right if I lose,
    but I must protect the prince.
[14:10] Jilk
    No matter what it takes.
[14:23] Male Student
    Hey.
[14:29] Jenna
    Hey, I have a request.
[14:48] Angelica
    Did you find him?
[14:49] Olivia
    No, nowhere.
[14:55] Olivia
    Mr. Leon!
[14:56] Angelica
    We were worried.
[14:58] Leon
    Worried? About what?
[15:00] Olivia
    Your sister we met previously
[15:03] Olivia
    said you weren't looking well,
    so she asked us to check on you.
[15:06] Angelica
    She said you should forfeit the next round.
[15:09] Leon
    Jenna's worried about me?
[15:12] (Flashback) Jenna
    Hey, idiot!
[15:15] Leon
    There's no way.
[15:17] Olivia
    Mr. Leon? Are you feeling unwell after all?
[15:20] Leon
    I've actually been holding it for a while.
[15:24] Leon
    I'm about to piss myself.
[15:25] Olivia
    Th-That must be quite uncomfortable.
[15:28] Angelica
    You should watch your language around girls.
[15:32] Leon
    You're right. I've been off picking flowers.
[15:35] Leon
    Not that there are flower beds in the arena.
[15:39] Angelica
    We shouldn't have worried.
[15:42] Olivia
    No.
[15:45] Luxion
    Master, Arroganz has been
    rigged with explosives.
[15:48] Luxion
    Your sister set them, but it was your next
    opponent who instructed her to do it.
[15:54] Leon
    Yeah, I'm sure it was.
[15:57] Leon
    She's probably ashamed I picked
    a fight with the prince.
[16:01] Leon
    Jilk took advantage of that.
[16:04] Luxion
    The explosives were installed
    on the Armor's back.
[16:07] Luxion
    They appear to be triggered
    by a special type of magic.
[16:11] Leon
    They had those explosives in the game, too.
[16:14] Leon
    Not that I used them.
[16:16] Luxion
    If it were a standard Armor,
[16:18] Luxion
    based on the quantity of explosive
    material, it would kill the pilot.
[16:22] Leon
    If it were a standard Armor, right?
[16:30] Leon
    Guys who seem nice are the scariest of all.
[16:34] Leon
    It's a common trope.
[16:43] Jilk
    You are strong. I respect that.
[16:47] Leon
    Thanks.
[16:49] Ref
    Champions, begin!
[16:56] Luxion
    It's a smokescreen.
[16:57] Leon
    He can't be bothered with appearances, huh?
[17:02] Jilk
    Your life ended the moment
    you defied the prince.
[17:07] Jilk
    I shall at least grant you a glorious end.
[17:12] Jilk
    Is he dead?
[17:17] Jilk
    What?
[17:18] Jilk
    That anti-Armor bomb would
    easily pierce a standard model.
[17:23] Jilk
    It didn't leave a scratch.
[17:25] Jilk
    I have no choice. I didn't
    want to use this, but...
[17:32] Luxion
    It's coming.
[17:33] Leon
    Yeah.
[17:39] Jilk
    No hard feelings.
    I'm doing this for the prince.
[17:47] Leon
    Hey.
[17:49] Jilk
    Y-You withstood that explosion?
[17:52] Leon
    It was a heavy blow, in more than one way.
[17:58] Jilk
    Are you determined to fight
    the prince no matter what?
[18:00] Jilk
    Your life as a noble will be over!
[18:02] Leon
    That's exactly what I want.
[18:04] Leon
    And I'm willing to do anything
    to achieve that, just like you!
[18:09] Jilk
    You're going to kill the prince?!
[18:11] Leon
    Won't that be great?
    You'll have one fewer rival.
[18:15] Jilk
    Both the prince and I truly love her.
[18:18] Jilk
    If you intend to harm the prince,
    then I'll make your family pay for it, too!
[18:26] Leon
    You're threatening me?
[18:27] Leon
    Should we let the prince and
    that girl hear about this?
[18:31] Leon
    I bet they'd scorn you.
[18:35] Jilk
    What proof do you have that I said that?
[18:39] Jilk
    If you intend to harm the prince,
    then I'll make your family pay for it, too!
[18:46] Leon
    Apparently outdated models come
    with a recording function.
[18:52] Jilk
    You coward!
[18:53] Leon
    Coward? Threatening your opponent because
    you're losing is far more cowardly.
[18:59] Leon
    What's worse, you rigged
    my Armor with explosives.
[19:01] Leon
    Isn't it your life as a noble that's over?
[19:05] Jilk
    Silence!
[19:07] Leon
    I'm sick of this.
[19:13] Leon
    I've had enough. Just die.
[19:29] Jilk
    Y-Your Highness, he's a dangerous man.
[19:35] Jilk
    You mustn't fight him.
[19:39] Leon
    I guess I caused some trouble for my sister.
[19:44] Jenna
    Stupid Leon...
[19:48] Julius
    Jilk...
[19:50] Marie
    What's going on?
[19:51] Marie
    How is there someone so strong?
[19:55] Kyle
    Will you be all right?
[19:57] Kyle
    All four of them lost without a fight.
[19:59] Marie
    Jeez, he's as annoying as ever.
[20:03] Julius
    Marie.
[20:05] Julius
    It's all right. My Armor is made using
    the kingdom's greatest technology.
[20:10] Julius
    Don't worry.
[20:12] Marie
    Okay.
[20:13] Marie
    That's what they all said,
    and they were all defeated.
SIGN    Brad Fou Field
SIGN    Combat Power:
SIGN    Attack Power:
    Defense Power:
SIGN    Weapon: Wields a spear (fairly skilled).
     Relationship Score___________________________________
SIGN    Heir to a margrave. An intelligent adviser-type character. Timid despite being a narcissist. Mentally weak and selfish.
    How dare you call her a foul wench? I'll make you eat your words.
    I demand an apology after this duel.
[20:16] Marie
    Come to think of it,
[20:18] Marie
    these guys were weak in the game, too.
SIGN    Greg Fou Seberg
SIGN    Combat Power:
SIGN    Attack Power:
    Defense Power:
SIGN    Weapon: Spear (can equip very few items).
     Relationship Score___________________________________
SIGN    Heir to a count. A talented young man with adventuring experience.
     Looks down on nobles without combat experience. Often fights with Chris.
     This sounds fun. I'm in, too. I'll take on any challengers!
[20:20] Marie
    They always lost battles,
SIGN    Chris Fia Arclight
SIGN    Combat Power:
SIGN    Attack Power:
    Defense Power:
SIGN    Weapon: Swords only.
     Relationship Score_______________
SIGN    Heir to a count and son of the Sword Saint. He is a skilled swordsman himself and expresses little interest in anything else.
     She saved me by listening to my problems. This is why I wish to protect her.
[20:21] Marie
    so I made my brother beat the game for me.
SIGN    Jilk Fia Marmoria
SIGN    Combat Power:
SIGN    Attack Power:
    Defense Power:
SIGN    Weapon: Primarily firearms. Sometimes uses grenades and axes.
     Relationship Score___________________________________
SIGN    Court noble and foster brother of the prince. Seems kind and considerate and is popular with girls,
     but will commit atrocities for the sake of the prince.
    You're right. She's a marvelous woman. But I believe I love her the most.
SIGN    Julius Rapha Holfort
SIGN    Combat Power:
SIGN    Attack Power:
    Defense Power:
SIGN    Weapons: Shields and swords (Armor made using
    the kingdom's greatest technology).
     Relationship Score___________________________________
SIGN    Sick and tired of his current status, he falls in love with the protagonist for understanding him.
    Behaves coldly toward Angelica, who looks up to him.
    As far as I'm concerned, no one can replace her. I'll show no mercy to anyone who hurts her.
[20:25] Julius
    I'll be back.
[20:29] Marie
    Okay. I'll pray for your
    victory, Your Highness.
[20:37] Marie
    Ugh, this is exhausting.
[20:39] Marie
    Imitating that optimistic
    goody-goody protagonist is rough.
[20:44] Marie
    But I won't let it end here.
[20:47] Marie
    I won't let that mob character beat me.
[20:51] All
    Your Highness!
[20:52] All
    You can do it!
[20:54] All
    Beat that hick!
[20:58] Leon
    How sad.
[20:59] Leon
    They still expect the prince to win after
    the miserable fights they've witnessed.
[21:03] Leon
    The prince and his friends
    are still first-years.
[21:05] Leon
    They'll become stronger in the
    future, but right now, I'm better.
[21:12] Julius
    I never thought my turn would come around.
[21:17] Julius
    I respect how hard you've fought to get here.
[21:21] Leon
    Can I ask you something?
[21:24] Julius
    If I can answer your question, I shall.
[21:26] Leon
    What do you think of the
    scholarship student, Ms. Olivia?
[21:31] Julius
    Olivia? Since we've hardly spoken,
    I have no opinion on her.
[21:36] Julius
    I've heard she studies hard.
[21:40] Leon
    I see.
[21:46] Ref
    Champions, begin!
[21:47] All
    Your Highness!
[21:47] All
    You can do it!
[23:25] Julius
    Brad, Greg, Chris, Jilk...
[23:28] Leon
    Well fought, everyone.
[23:29] Leon
    Your Highness, you're the last one
    standing. How are you feeling?
[23:32] Leon
    Well? How do you feel right now?
[23:33] Julius
    Next time, "It's Awesome."
[23:34] Julius
    I shall carry the thoughts and feelings
    of the others into battle against you.
[23:37] Leon
    Based only on our dialogue, you
    sound way more like a protagonist.

Season 1

E5 - It's Awesome

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[00:00] All
    Your Highness!
[00:02] All
    You can do it!
[00:03] All
    Beat that hick!
[00:08] Leon
    How sad.
[00:10] Leon
    They still expect the prince to win after
    the miserable fights they've witnessed.
[00:14] Ref
    Champions, begin!
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
SIGN    It's Awesome
[01:49] Leon
    His Armor is the strongest
    currently available, huh?
[01:52] Luxion
    While his Armor certainly appears
    to be better than the others,
[01:55] Luxion
    that's really all it is.
[01:56] Leon
    Then I just need to attack.
[02:06] All
    You can do it, Your Highness!
[02:07] All
    Beat him!
[02:08] All
    Please!
[02:09] Leon
    Looks like these guys really
    don't want to lose their bets.
[02:13] Luxion
    I'm sure they'd be relieved to see you lose.
[02:16] Luxion
    Perhaps they simply find your words
    and actions annoying as hell.
[02:20] Leon
    Don't use language like that!
[02:23] Leon
    Whoops.
[02:25] Julius
    I cannot lose!
[02:27] Julius
    For Marie's sake, I cannot lose!
[02:31] Luxion
    I'll admit it at least has artistic value.
[02:34] Leon
    You're being awfully complimentary.
[02:36] Leon
    Your Highness, you've got considerably
    more spirit than the other four.
[02:40] Leon
    Perhaps they didn't try
    their hardest after all.
[02:43] Leon
    If you lose, then the other four can
    get closer to Marie without you.
[02:48] Julius
    Nonsense. You know nothing about us.
[02:52] Leon
    That's right, I don't. But I don't think
    things should continue as they are.
[02:57] Leon
    Your Highness, how does it
    feel to truly love someone?
[03:01] Leon
    I don't really understand that sort of thing.
[03:04] Julius
    I'm sure you don't. It's the reason
    you're able to get in others' way.
[03:08] Julius
    If you truly love someone,
    you should gracefully step aside for them.
[03:12] Leon
    Are you talking about Ms. Angelica?
[03:15] Leon
    I think she really loves you.
[03:19] Julius
    No! She didn't understand how I feel.
[03:23] Julius
    She's like the other women
    at the royal palace.
[03:26] Julius
    Nobody sees the real me.
[03:28] Julius
    I didn't want to be born into royalty.
[03:31] Julius
    Marie is the only one who noticed how I felt.
[03:35] Julius
    Marie is the only one who loved me!
[03:38] Leon
    In other words, you've been tricked by
    a type of woman not found at the palace.
[03:43] Leon
    Pathetic.
[03:44] Julius
    Silence!
[03:45] Julius
    How dare you behave so haughtily?
[03:47] Julius
    You're only this arrogant because
    you've acquired such a powerful Armor!
[03:55] Julius
    Are you enjoying yourself?
[03:57] Julius
    How does it feel to look down
    on someone and lecture them?
[04:03] Leon
    It's awesome.
[04:06] Leon
    I feel absolutely amazing.
[04:08] Leon
    It's true that I'm arrogant,
    but you guys still can't beat me.
[04:14] Leon
    How does it feel to lose to someone
    you saw as beneath you, Prince?
[04:19] Julius
    Y-You bastard!
[04:22] Leon
    You didn't want to be born
    into royalty? Screw off.
[04:26] Leon
    Have you ever been sold off by
    a pervy old hag and nearly died?
[04:30] Julius
    What?
[04:32] Leon
    Have you ever bowed your head to girls,
    only to have them ruin your tea party?
[04:39] Leon
    We've been pushed aside
    just for talking to girls!
[04:43] Leon
    Do you have any idea how that feels?!
[04:47] Girl
    What are you boys crying about?
[04:50] Julius
    I won't lose.
[04:52] Julius
    I won't stop fighting until one of us is dead!
[04:55] Julius
    I'd rather die than have Marie taken from me!
[05:03] Angelica
    The prince is serious about her.
[05:07] Angelica
    He really does love that girl.
[05:12] Olivia
    Y-You're wrong!
[05:16] Angelica
    Olivia?
[05:18] Olivia
    Perhaps the prince really does love Ms. Marie,
[05:23] Olivia
    but... but...
[05:26] Olivia
    Ms. Angelica loves the prince, too!
[05:29] Olivia
    She's been watching this battle in such pain.
[05:34] Olivia
    No matter how much it hurts
    or how sad it makes her,
[05:38] Olivia
    she's kept her eyes on the prince.
[05:42] Olivia
    Don't tell me that's not love!
[05:49] Leon
    Wow. She's not even using
    a loudspeaker or magic.
[05:53] Luxion
    Yes. It's a mysterious power.
[05:56] Marie
    What's her deal?
[05:58] Marie
    You may have won over a mob
    character who's kinda strong,
[06:01] Marie
    but there's still no place for
    you in this world anymore.
[06:05] Julius
    You're saying Angelica...
[06:07] Julius
    The feelings of a woman who sees
    me only as the prince are love?
[06:12] Julius
    I found a woman who sees me
    for myself and understands me.
[06:18] Julius
    That's true love.
[06:20] Julius
    Angelica, your feelings aren't love.
[06:24] Julius
    They're an imposition.
[06:25] Julius
    If you understand that,
    then never approach me again.
[06:32] Julius
    Let us continue.
[06:34] Julius
    This duel won't end until one of us dies.
[06:37] Leon
    I admire your willingness to
    use your own life as a shield.
[06:41] Leon
    Not even I can kill a prince.
[06:44] Leon
    Good for you. You're going to
    win because you're the prince.
[06:49] Leon
    Despite claiming you wish
    you weren't born a prince,
[06:52] Leon
    you're making great use of your status.
[06:55] Leon
    It's praiseworthy.
[06:57] Leon
    Go on, ask me to lose.
[07:00] Leon
    Ask me to lose because you don't
    want to leave your precious Marie.
[07:04] Leon
    Why don't you order me to lose as the prince?
[07:07] Julius
    I-I can't do that! This is a sacred duel!
[07:12] Leon
    What? Are you telling me to
    pretend to lose on purpose?
[07:16] Leon
    That would be too obvious.
[07:19] Leon
    After all, there's no way you could pull
    off a comeback under these circumstances.
[07:26] All
    Th-This guy is awful...
[07:30] All
    Your Highness, don't let him beat you!
[07:32] All
    Drop dead, shithead!
[07:33] All
    Die!
[07:35] Luxion
    Do you feel amazing right now?
[07:38] Leon
    He'd never acknowledge it if I didn't say it.
[07:41] Leon
    He'll rule a country in the future.
[07:43] Leon
    He can't allow someone
    like Marie to fool him.
[07:46] Luxion
    So you played the villain?
[07:48] Luxion
    You seemed to enjoy yourself quite a bit.
[07:51] Leon
    Yeah, it was super fun.
[07:54] Julius
    Bartfort!
[07:58] Leon
    Your Highness, shall we have
    a serious conversation?
[08:01] Julius
    Let go, you fiend!
[08:03] Leon
    Antagonizing Ms. Angelica and the Redgrave
    family will threaten your noble status.
[08:08] Leon
    You could be stripped of
    your right to the throne.
[08:12] Leon
    Will you really choose Marie regardless?
[08:17] Leon
    If you understand, then
    go to Ms. Angelica and—
[08:20] Julius
    I don't need it.
[08:21] Leon
    What?
[08:23] Julius
    I don't need my status or my honor.
[08:26] Julius
    All I need is Marie.
[08:32] Leon
    Luxion.
[08:35] Luxion
    Analysis complete. Pilot's
    safety can be guaranteed.
[08:40] Leon
    It's hard to hold back, isn't it?
[08:44] Luxion
    Impact.
[08:57] Ref
    B-Bartfort wins!
[09:01] All
    Tell me it's not true!
[09:03] All
    I refuse to accept the result of this duel!
[09:05] Leon
    Try not to gamble too much, everyone.
[09:08] All
    You can't be serious!
[09:10] All
    Coward!
[09:11] All
    Cheater!
[09:13] Leon
    I managed to defeat them.
[09:15] Leon
    The prince is merely unconscious.
[09:17] Angelica
    I-I see. I appreciate your
    help with this matter.
[09:22] Angelica
    Allow me to thank you later.
[09:27] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, why were you so cruel
    to the prince and his friends?
[09:30] Olivia
    Everyone's angry with you. Going forward...
[09:33] Leon
    I'm the only bad guy they need.
[09:33] All
    Die!
[09:34] All
    Back country baron!
[09:36] Olivia
    Huh?
[09:37] Leon
    Don't worry about it.
[09:38] Leon
    I'll probably end up leaving
    the academy anyway.
[09:41] Olivia
    What?
[09:47] Angelica
    I'm so glad you're all right, Your Highness.
[09:51] Julius
    How can you be so shameless?
[09:55] Angelica
    Everything I've done until
    now has been for you.
[10:00] Julius
    Do you know what my favorite food is?
[10:02] Angelica
    Yes. As far as soups go, the Seberg region's—
[10:06] Julius
    No.
[10:07] Julius
    I liked the grilled skewers
    I had after I snuck out.
[10:12] Julius
    I couldn't say so because I'd be told
    peasant food isn't appropriate for me.
[10:17] Julius
    But Marie noticed.
[10:19] Julius
    When we first went out together,
    she took me to a food stall.
[10:24] Julius
    I thought it was fate.
[10:27] Julius
    I know it's rude to both you and your family.
[10:31] Julius
    But Marie is the only one I can love.
[10:35] Angelica
    B-But I... I still want to be by your side.
[10:40] Julius
    I can't love you.
[10:48] Angelica
    I understand.
[10:52] Angelica
    I shall pray for your happiness
    from the sidelines.
[11:01] Julius
    I wish you would've said that sooner.
[11:07] Leon
    I have no connections with the royal palace,
[11:11] Leon
    so I thought since you're the
    head of the Redgrave family...
[11:15] Vince
    You want me to clean up your mess?
[11:19] Leon
    I'd like my life to be spared and
    my family not be held responsible.
[11:26] Vince
    You did volunteer to be
    my daughter's champion.
[11:29] Vince
    I'll do the minimum the circumstances demand.
[11:32] Leon
    I'll forfeit my title as knight.
[11:34] Leon
    I intend to decline the barony
    I'm being offered, too.
[11:39] Vince
    Oh?
[11:40] Gilbert
    You could've avoided this trouble entirely.
[11:43] Gilbert
    What do you really want?
[11:45] Leon
    I just wanted to strike a blow
    against those irritating hunks
[11:49] Leon
    and escape this wife-hunting hell.
[11:53] Leon
    I did it for the kingdom.
[11:55] Leon
    I couldn't allow the prince to continue
    to be deceived by that woman.
[12:03] Vince
    If that's true, then I'm impressed.
[12:06] Vince
    Angie's engagement to the prince
    has been broken off already.
[12:10] Vince
    My daughter isn't a good match for him.
[12:12] Vince
    By the way, I do have one request.
[12:16] Leon
    What is it?
[12:17] Vince
    This incident has left my daughter
    feeling utterly defeated.
[12:21] Vince
    I'd like to give her the chance to rest
    in the countryside for a change of pace.
[12:29] Leon
    All right. This will allow
    me to avoid being executed,
[12:32] Leon
    and to escape the academy and wife-hunting.
[12:35] Leon
    My only regrets are...
[12:38] Leon
    that I couldn't learn
    about tea from my master,
[12:41] Leon
    and Daniel and Raymond.
[12:43] Leon
    I'm disappointed I never got to try all the
    desserts at the academy cafeteria, either.
[12:50] Leon
    Before I even knew it, I was actually
    enjoying life at the academy.
[12:56] Gilbert
    So he gave up his status,
[12:58] Gilbert
    his honor, and even a portion of
    his wealth to admonish the prince.
[13:02] Vince
    Yes. He made enemies of everyone and
    volunteered when no one else offered to help.
[13:07] Vince
    He's as a knight should be.
[13:11] Vince
    Outwardly, that is.
[13:18] Angelica
    How laughable.
[13:20] Angelica
    None of my feelings ever got through to him.
[13:24] Angelica
    All I've done is get Leon kicked out of
    the academy because of my selfishness.
[13:28] Olivia
    Ms. Angelica, you didn't do anything wrong.
[13:31] Olivia
    Mr. Leon said he intended
[13:33] Olivia
    from the start to play the villain
    and leave the academy.
[13:38] Angelica
    But I went to see the prince
    without thanking Leon properly.
[13:44] Angelica
    I truly am a terrible woman.
[13:46] Olivia
    Ms. Angelica...
[13:47] Luxion
    How sad. Are you not going to talk to them?
[13:52] Leon
    Don't expect me to say anything thoughtful.
[13:56] Leon
    Talking about it won't fix anything,
    so I don't want to get involved.
[14:00] Luxion
    You're refreshingly worthless, aren't you?
[14:03] Leon
    Yeah, I know I am.
[14:08] Luce
    Dinner is ready.
[14:10] Luce
    The duke's maids are preparing her room.
[14:14] Balcus
    That idiot.
[14:16] Balcus
    First he picks a fight with the prince,
    and now he's bringing home a duke's daughter.
[14:21] Balcus
    Can't he show a little more
    consideration for my poor heart?
[14:24] Zola
    Who are you people? Out of the way.
[14:27] Balcus
    Z-Zola...
[14:30] Zola
    The royal capital is in an uproar
    because of your incompetent son!
[14:34] Balcus
    I-I'm thunderstruck, as well.
[14:37] Zola
    Call that idiot here right—
[14:40] All
    Welcome back, my lady.
[14:43] Zola
    "My lady"? Just whose daughter are you?
[14:47] Angelica
    The Redgrave family's.
[14:49] Zola
    Red...
[14:50] Angelica
    You must be Lady Bartfort.
[14:52] Angelica
    Your son, Lord Leon, has done much for me.
[14:56] Zola
    What?
[14:57] Angelica
    I have accepted Lord Leon's kind
    offer to spend my holiday here.
[15:02] Zola
    I-I see. In that case, make yourself at home.
[15:06] Zola
    I must be leaving now, though.
[15:13] Leon
    That was so friggin' cool!
    Ms. Angelica is the best!
[15:16] Angelica
    Seems like you have a lot to deal with.
[15:22] Olivia
    Wow, so this is Mr. Leon's island.
[15:26] Angelica
    It's a wonderful island.
[15:28] Leon
    It's still under development.
[15:30] Olivia
    It's amazing. I've never
    seen such a beautiful place.
[15:36] Angelica
    What's that smell?
[15:38] Leon
    Oh, that's our famous...
[15:43] Olivia
    Wow. Ms. Angelica, your hair is beautiful.
[15:46] Olivia
    It's so glossy.
[15:48] Angelica
    The prince said he likes long hair.
[15:52] Angelica
    Perhaps I'll try trimming it.
[15:59] Angelica
    Perhaps it's because the prince said
    he doesn't like busty women, but...
[16:06] Angelica
    I'm jealous of you.
[16:08] Angelica
    You and Leon are lovers, are you not?
[16:10] Olivia
    O-Oh, no. Our standings are too different.
[16:15] Olivia
    Mr. Leon is out of my reach.
[16:18] Olivia
    Besides, doesn't Mr. Leon
    have feelings for you?
[16:22] Angelica
    What? Impossible. I'm an awful woman.
[16:28] Olivia
    We're both dealing with a lot, aren't we?
[16:31] Angelica
    Indeed.
[16:36] Angelica
    Your skin is so smooth, Olivia.
[16:38] Olivia
    But Ms. Angelica, you have
    such smooth hair and skin.
[16:44] Leon
    Why are they so happy?
[16:49] Leon
    What is it, Ms. Olivia?
[16:51] Olivia
    Um, it's Livia. Please call me Livia.
[16:57] Olivia
    Is that all right?
[16:59] Olivia
    Everyone back home calls me Livia.
[17:02] Angelica
    In that case, call me Angie.
[17:05] Angelica
    That's what my friends call me.
[17:07] Leon
    Are you sure?
[17:08] Angelica
    Though I doubt you want to be friends
    with such an unpleasant woman.
[17:13] Olivia
    Y-You shouldn't talk about yourself that way.
[17:16] Olivia
    Ms. Angelica, you—Angie,
    you're a wonderful woman.
[17:20] Angelica
    I'm the worst.
[17:22] Angelica
    I still resent Marie more than I can bear.
[17:25] Angelica
    I've thought numerous times
    about getting revenge.
[17:29] Leon
    I don't think there's
    anything wrong with that.
[17:32] Leon
    You want revenge? Fine by me.
[17:34] Leon
    Let's do it.
[17:37] Angelica
    It's all right for me to seek revenge?
[17:40] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, don't encourage Angie.
[17:44] Leon
    I know the best way to get revenge.
[17:47] Angelica
    R-Really?
[17:49] Olivia
    Angie, don't take the bait!
[17:52] Leon
    The best way to get revenge
    is to become happy yourself.
[17:59] Leon
    Trying to make someone else
    unhappy is a waste of time.
[18:03] Leon
    Spending your time on yourself
    is far more meaningful.
[18:07] Ange
    Y-You're right.
[18:09] Olivia
    In that case, I'll support you.
[18:12] Olivia
    Angie, let us devote ourselves
    to revenge together.
[18:17] Leon
    The protagonist and the
    rival make a powerful team.
[18:20] Leon
    I almost feel sorry for Marie that
    these two are working against her.
[18:24] Marie
    Wh-What do you mean?
[18:27] Marie
    You're all being disinherited
    and losing your statuses?
[18:32] Julius
    It's exactly what it sounds like.
    I'm no longer the crown prince.
[18:38] Julius
    Now I can have a proper
    relationship with you.
[18:41] Julius
    We've made up our minds.
[18:43] All
    This is the decision we've made.
    Sorry to have kept you waiting, Marie.
[18:48] ---
    Marie... Marie... Marie... Marie...
[18:49] Marie
    Are...
[18:50] Marie
    Are they stupid?!
[18:52] Marie
    Now they're just unemployed rich kids!
[18:55] Julius
    I can no longer formally stand by your side,
    but I'll be wishing for your happiness.
[19:03] Brad
    We'll protect Marie for you, Julius.
[19:06] Greg
    We need to get revenge on Leon, too.
[19:08] Chris
    It'd be no fun leaving things as they are.
[19:10] Jilk
    Perhaps we should start adventuring
    and search for Lost Items.
[19:14] Julius
    I feel relieved knowing you'll
    all be protecting Marie.
[19:18] Marie
    You can't be serious!
[19:20] Marie
    Gorgeous dresses, luxurious meals, and
    the life at the royal palace I dreamed of...
[19:24] Marie
    All of that is...
[19:27] Marie
    Why is this happening?!
[19:30] Brad
    Marie...
[19:31] Greg
    I can't believe you're crying tears of joy.
[19:34] Servant
    Between the broken off engagements, the duel,
[19:37] Servant
    and the prince's disinheritance, there's
    been quite an uproar at the royal palace.
[19:41] Leon
    I see.
[19:42] Balcus
    What will happen to our family?
[19:45] Servant
    Don't worry. Neither Lord Leon nor
    your family will be held responsible.
[19:50] Balcus
    R-Really?
[19:53] Leon
    Good thing I talked to Angie's dad.
[19:55] Servant
    Instead, Lord Leon will
    be granted a formal title.
[20:00] Leon
    Huh?
[20:01] Servant
    After all, you're the knight who admonished
    the prince's foolish behavior.
[20:04] Leon
    What?
[20:06] Servant
    Your royal ranking has been increased
    to upper sixth rank. Congratulations.
[20:09] Leon
    Nobody said I'd be promoted!
[20:17] Leon
    Apparently even being made
    a knight at 16 years old
[20:20] Leon
    is unprecedented in the Holfort Kingdom.
[20:23] Leon
    It was Julius's parents
    who granted me the title.
[20:28] Leon
    I'm sure they must've
    had complicated feelings
[20:30] Leon
    toward the guy who beat up their own son.
[20:32] Leon
    And receiving the royal palace's recognition
[20:35] Leon
    meant I wouldn't be leaving
    the academy anymore.
[20:38] Girl
    What's he doing here?
[20:40] Girl
    Didn't he leave the academy?
[20:42] Girl
    This sucks.
[20:45] Leon
    Finding a wife will be even harder now.
[20:48] Luxion
    Regarding Marie and Julius and his friends,
    apparently they've stayed together.
[20:54] Leon
    Yeah, I figured.
[20:56] Luxion
    Though they're no longer lovers,
    they've taken on several dungeons together.
[21:02] Luxion
    They're training to defeat you.
[21:05] Luxion
    Since they've lost the
    backing of their families,
[21:07] Luxion
    they've needed to earn their own funds.
[21:10] Luxion
    They all seemed to be enjoying themselves,
[21:12] Luxion
    with the exception of Marie.
[21:14] Leon
    That's unusually good news from you.
[21:16] Leon
    I'll be able to sleep soundly tonight.
[21:20] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, there you are.
[21:23] Angelica
    Are you alone again today?
[21:25] Leon
    Yeah, alone again today.
    Thanks for ripping my heart out.
[21:29] Angelica
    Can't you do something about
    that foul language of yours?
[21:33] Angelica
    If you're not busy, come with us.
[21:35] Olivia
    We've found a crêperie
    that's supposed to be good.
[21:38] Angelica
    Come on, let's go.
[21:40] Olivia
    Hurry.
[21:41] Leon
    I can't believe I've got these two
    cute, kind girls right next to me,
[21:45] Leon
    and I can't do anything with either of them.
[21:49] Leon
    The world of otome games
    is truly tough for mobs.
SIGN    Trapped in a Dating Sim
[23:25] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, what do you think?
    Does this look good on me?
[23:27] Leon
    Yeah, you look super cute!
[23:29] Angelica
    I haven't worn this in a while.
    What do you think?
[23:31] Leon
    You look dignified and cool!
[23:32] Julius
    How do I look? Does this look good on me?
[23:35] Leon
    Buzz off, dude.
[23:35] Julius
    Next time.
[23:36] Angelica
    A cultural festival?
[23:37] Olivia
    It'll be my first.
[23:38] Leon
    What? Am I the only odd one out?

Season 1

E6 - My First School Festival

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SIGN    My First School Festival
[00:10] Leon
    Move that table a little more to the left.
[00:12] Leon
    Daniel, that tea set's expensive.
    Be careful with it.
[00:16] Daniel
    You shouldn't be using expensive
    stuff at a school festival.
[00:19] Leon
    I feel like I ought to
    return some of the wealth
[00:22] Leon
    I squeezed out of those idiot students.
[00:25] Daniel
    You should be a little more conscious
    of how much everyone hates you.
[00:28] Olivia
    U-Uh...
[00:33] Olivia
    I don't look strange, do I?
[00:36] Olivia
    I'm not used to wearing outfits like this.
[00:39] Leon
    No, it looks perfect on you.
[00:42] Angelica
    Hmm...
[00:44] Angelica
    This emphasizes my bust a little too much.
[00:48] Olivia
    Angie, you seem comfortable in that,
    even though you're a duke's daughter.
[00:52] Angelica
    I spent two years at the
    royal palace, learning manners.
[00:57] Angelica
    You look good, Livia. The innocent
    air it gives you is fantastic.
[01:02] Olivia
    I actually kind of like it, too.
[01:07] Leon
    What a precious sight.
[01:10] Leon
    But according to this otome game's setting,
[01:12] Leon
    I can't have romantic
    relationships with them.
[01:15] Leon
    I'm a mob character, after all.
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
[02:49] Angelica
    You have such pretty hair, Livia.
[02:53] Olivia
    I wish I had a nice body like yours, Angie.
[02:57] Daniel
    Do these girls really go to this academy?
[03:00] Raymond
    I feel like I'm dreaming.
[03:03] Jenna
    Leon!
[03:04] Jenna
    Listen to this!
[03:06] Leon
    What do you want? You're getting
    in the way. Could you leave?
[03:10] Olivia
    You shouldn't speak to your sister like that.
[03:13] Jenna
    That's right. You should be
    consoling me and serving me tea.
[03:18] Daniel
    Ah, yes. This is what girls at
    this academy are normally like.
[03:22] Raymond
    The dream has ended.
[03:24] Leon
    What is it? Spit it out already.
[03:27] Jenna
    I had a fight with a friend.
[03:31] Leon
    I'm sure you were fighting
    over boys or something.
[03:34] Jenna
    Yeah. He's a viscount's heir.
[03:36] Jenna
    He's a prime piece of property
    who's about to become very wealthy.
[03:41] Leon
    And your friend stole him out from under you?
[03:44] Jenna
    It's the other way around.
[03:45] Leon
    Huh?
[03:46] Jenna
    My friend had her eye on him first,
    but I thought I'd try pursuing him, too.
[03:53] Leon
    Then you're in the wrong. We're done here.
[03:55] Jenna
    I want you to step in and settle the matter!
[03:58] Jenna
    If you'd just threaten her a little, this would—
[03:59] Olivia
    Y-You mustn't do that.
[04:01] Jenna
    Shut up, scholarship student.
[04:04] Leon
    I'm not doing anything for you.
[04:07] Leon
    And don't be mean to Olivia.
[04:09] Leon
    You can be sure Angie won't stay
    silent if anything happens.
[04:12] Angelica
    He's right. You may be Leon's
    sister, but I'll show no mercy.
[04:16] Jenna
    F-Fine.
[04:19] Jenna
    You're a useless idiot.
[04:24] Olivia
    Mr. Leon...
[04:25] Olivia
    Thank you for worrying about me.
[04:30] Leon
    She's as radiant as ever, but...
[04:33] Daniel
    S-Something terrible is happening, Leon!
[04:35] Raymond
    In the tea room next door...
[04:39] Girls
    Prince Julius!
[04:40] Julius
    I hope you'll all come.
    You'll be most welcome.
[04:43] Girl
    Oh, yes!
[04:43] Girl
    I'll totally be there!
[04:44] Girl
    Me, too!
[04:45] Girl
    I'm gonna spend so much money!
[04:47] Leon
    Wha—
[04:48] Julius
    We hope you'll visit Café Princess.
[04:50] Leon
    What?!
[04:53] Daniel
    I can't believe he's
    opening a café next door.
[04:55] Raymond
    How incredibly spiteful.
[04:59] Julius
    Bartfort, I heard you're
    running a café, as well.
[05:03] Julius
    If you're interested, do stop by ours.
[05:06] Julius
    You're welcome to visit.
[05:08] Leon
    He's annoying as hell!
[05:13] Olivia
    You charge 100 dia for tea and sweets?!
[05:16] Julius
    What? Is that too cheap?
[05:18] Julius
    Marie said this was the right price.
[05:21] Olivia
    I... I don't have the courage to
    enter such an expensive place.
[05:26] Leon
    Yeah, that's normal. Just ignore their café.
[05:31] Julius
    You seem awfully confident.
    But we won't lose this time.
[05:42] Julius
    Hey, why are you following me?
[05:44] Leon
    Because I'm true to myself.
[05:47] Leon
    I'm curious, so I thought I'd check it out.
[05:49] Leon
    Come on, show me what you've got.
[05:57] Leon
    This place is a freaking host club!
[05:59] Brad
    Bartfort, huh? How ignoble of you
    to scout out the competition.
[06:02] Leon
    This isn't fair!
[06:04] Chris
    Just getting to see your frustrated
    face makes it all worthwhile.
[06:08] Chris
    We were right to follow Marie's suggestion.
[06:11] Leon
    Her again?
[06:13] Chris
    This time, we will win.
[06:15] Brad
    You'd better not run off just
    because you think you'll lose.
[06:18] Leon
    What are we even competing for?
    This is a school festival!
[06:20] Olivia
    Is this really a café?
[06:23] Olivia
    The atmosphere feels more like a bar,
    and they're charging 100 dia for tea.
[06:27] Marie
    Of course we are.
[06:29] Marie
    Julius and the rest of the boys are
    former heirs to distinguished families.
[06:33] Marie
    They're the ones serving our customers.
[06:36] Leon
    You're always up to no good, aren't you?
[06:39] Marie
    Are you going to interfere
    with my plans again?
[06:43] Leon
    Are you the princess your
    café's name refers to?
[06:47] Leon
    "Princess," huh?
[06:49] Marie
    I-I'm a princess at heart!
[06:52] Brad
    Marie, you'll always be our princess.
[06:55] Marie
    Thank you.
[06:57] Marie
    On the other hand, you're incredibly
    rude for a background mob character.
[07:02] Marie
    I'm excited for the day of the festival.
[07:05] Marie
    I doubt your café will be very busy.
[07:07] Marie
    We'll do you the favor of
    using it as our break room.
[07:11] Marie
    And we will be paying, so you'd
    better serve some proper tea.
[07:15] Leon
    You don't have to tell me. When it
    comes to tea, I don't mess around.
[07:18] Leon
    I couldn't do that to my master.
[07:20] Mob
    Welcome!
[07:21] Mob
    We're putting on a play!
[07:22] Mob
    How about a haunted house?
[07:24] Mob
    It starts tomorrow!
[07:26] Olivia
    All right. I need to do my part, too.
[07:29] Girl A
    Where should we go next?
[07:30] Girl B
    What should we do?
[07:30] Olivia
    E-Excuse me...
[07:30] Girl C
    Where should we go?
[07:33] Girl A
    What do you want, scholarship student?
[07:35] Olivia
    I-I'm promoting a café.
[07:37] Girl A
    You mean Bartfort's café?
[07:41] Olivia
    Y-Yes.
[07:42] Girl A
    We'd never go there.
[07:44] Girl A
    The fact that he likes you has
    gone to your head, hasn't it?
[07:48] Olivia
    Huh?
[07:49] Girl A
    Get rid of that misconception
    right now, commoner.
[07:53] Olivia
    B-But I...
[07:55] Girl B
    Don't. The duke's daughter likes her.
[07:58] Girl B
    Angering the Redgrave family could
    endanger your entire household.
[08:03] Girl A
    Hmph.
[08:08] Carla
    You're running a café?
[08:10] Olivia
    Y-Yes.
[08:12] Carla
    Very nice. That sounds fun.
[08:14] Carla
    I'm Carla. Carla Fou Wayne.
[08:23] Mylene
    A school festival, huh?
[08:26] Mylene
    I'm looking forward to
    seeing you, Baron Bartfort.
[08:32] Leon
    All right.
[08:33] Leon
    Today's the first day.
    Show some spirit, boys!
[08:37] Both
    Yeah!
[08:38] Leon
    Ladies, don't forget to take
    breaks and enjoy the festival.
[08:43] Both
    You're so much nicer to them!
[08:45] Olivia
    I-I'm starting to feel nervous.
[08:48] Angelica
    This is my first time working in a café, too.
[08:51] Angelica
    I've been looking forward to—
[08:52] Female Teacher
    Ms. Angelica, the executive committee
    would like to speak with you.
[08:56] Female Teacher
    Please head to the committee
    headquarters immediately.
[09:05] Angelica
    Your Majesty, I cannot accommodate
    such an unreasonable request.
[09:10] Mylene
    I'm sorry, but I'd like you to tolerate
    my selfishness just for today.
[09:16] Mylene
    I went through a lot of
    trouble for you, you know.
[09:18] Angelica
    I'm sorry.
[09:20] Mylene
    And besides, this is my first school festival.
[09:24] Mylene
    It's been a while since I last
    saw you in a maid uniform.
[09:28] Angelica
    I-I appreciate everything
    you did for me back then.
[09:33] Angelica
    Lady Mylene is the queen of the
    Holfort Kingdom and the prince's mother.
[09:39] Angelica
    I am forever indebted to her.
[09:43] Mylene
    I'm relieved to see you're
    looking better, though.
[09:47] Angelica
    Yes, I'm enjoying my time at the academy.
[09:51] Mylene
    Oh? Is that because of Leon?
[09:55] Angelica
    Huh?
[09:58] Angelica
    M-More importantly, do you really
    intend to meet with Leon?
[10:02] Mylene
    Of course I do.
[10:04] Mylene
    It's Julius's own fault he was disinherited,
[10:07] Mylene
    but as his mother, I'd like
    to have a word with Leon.
[10:10] Angelica
    B-But I'm responsible for
    what happened, as well.
[10:14] Mylene
    No, it's what happened during the
    duel that I'm not happy about.
[10:17] Mylene
    As his mother, let me apologize
    for my son's actions.
[10:21] Mylene
    I'm sorry, Angie.
[10:23] Angelica
    You don't need to apologize.
[10:24] Mylene
    But I can't believe Julius was fooled so easily.
[10:29] Mylele
    The academy is even worse than I thought.
[10:33] Mob Girl A
    What? You're charging money for this?
[10:35] Mob Girl B
    This should be free.
[10:36] Mob Boy
    P-Please...
[10:40] Mylene
    What an awful place.
[10:43] Girl
    I'm so excited!
[10:44] Girl
    I can't wait!
[10:45] Girl
    I'm having five cups of tea.
[10:47] Girl
    I'm going to ask for Lord Brad.
[10:48] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, there's a line.
[10:51] Leon
    They're so damn shameless.
[10:56] Stephanie
    I'm here as a customer. Show me to a seat.
[11:02] Mylene
    It's time to cause trouble for Leon.
[11:05] Mylene
    Angie, I expect your help.
[11:06] Angelica
    But I work here.
[11:09] Mylene
    Oh, come on.
[11:11] Mylene
    I'll just complain about the tea
    being lukewarm or something.
[11:14] Mylene
    I'll have him remake it at least three ti—
[11:16] Stephanie
    This tea is lukewarm!
[11:18] Stephanie
    Make me a new cup!
[11:24] Olivia
    Mr. Leon!
[11:26] Leon
    I'm sorry. I'll make you
    a new cup right away.
[11:33] Stephanie
    Actually, never mind. I doubt your
    tea leaves are very good anyway.
[11:38] Stephanie
    I don't have to pay for
    such disgusting tea, do I?
[11:42] Stephanie
    If anything, shouldn't you be paying me?
[11:46] Leon
    I expect you to pay for your tea.
[11:47] Stephanie
    What?
[11:49] Stephanie
    How much money do you think you cheated
    everyone out of by betting on your own duel?
[11:53] Stephanie
    Some girls had to sell their slaves!
[11:55] Mylene
    Wh-What's going on here?
[12:00] Stephanie
    Say something, you scumbag!
[12:06] Mylene
    Angie...
[12:10] Angelica
    What a dreadful attitude.
[12:13] Angelica
    I'd like you to leave.
[12:16] Stephanie
    Well, if it isn't Angelica,
    the girl the prince cast aside.
[12:20] Stephanie
    Why are you dressed like that?
[12:21] Stephanie
    Aren't you embarrassed as
    the daughter of a nobleman?
[12:25] Angelica
    She's Count Offrey's daughter.
[12:28] Angelica
    They're a rival family.
[12:30] Stephanie
    Did you think I'd be scared of you?
[12:33] Stephanie
    Who'd be scared of a waning
    noblewoman like you?
[12:34] Olivia
    Please stop!
[12:36] Angelica
    Livia...
[12:37] Olivia
    How could you be so cruel
    to Mr. Leon and Angie?
[12:40] Olivia
    Please leave!
[12:42] Stephanie
    What? Don't push your luck, commoner.
[12:48] Stephanie
    You think you can stand
    on equal footing with us?
[12:51] Stephanie
    Just because you're
    Angelica's cute little pet?
[12:55] Olivia
    Her pet?
[12:57] Angelica
    That's enough, wench. You'll pay for this.
[13:01] Stephanie
    Are you cozying up to commoners
    now because you've lost friends?
[13:05] Stephanie
    Don't you remember saying
    commoners are just numbers?
[13:12] Olivia
    You did? But...
[13:13] Angelica
    No, I...
[13:15] Stephanie
    Commoners aren't people.
[13:18] Stephanie
    Just because you know a slightly accomplished
    scumbag knight and a duke's daughter—
[13:22] Leon
    Shut your stinking mouth.
[13:25] Stephanie
    What? Don't get ahead of yourself, shithead.
[13:29] Stephanie
    Do you know what it means to make
    an enemy of a count's family?
[13:36] Mylene
    That's enough.
[13:40] Stephanie
    What do you want, you old hag?
[13:41] Mylene
    O-Old?
[13:43] Mylene
    I-I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
[13:47] Mylene
    Pay for your tea and leave this place.
[13:50] Mylene
    Aren't you ashamed of yourselves
    as nobles of the kingdom?
[13:53] Stephanie
    What? Who do you think I am?
[13:56] Stephanie
    I'm the Offrey family's daughter.
[13:58] Stephanie
    Someone throw this hag out of here.
[14:01] Angelica
    That's enough. Who do you think you're...
[14:10] Angelica
    C-Calm down, Leon.
[14:14] Leon
    Now...
[14:16] Leon
    I have a cause!
[14:23] Leon
    Take this, idiot!
[14:26] Daniel
    You're the idiot!
[14:27] Raymond
    Laying a hand on a servant will make
    all the girls at the academy hate you.
[14:34] Leon
    Time for a delightful party.
[14:38] Leon
    Now die!
[14:41] Daniel
    Leon!
[14:42] Raymond
    He's lost his mind!
[14:47] Stephanie
    You can't be serious!
    How dare you strike my servants?!
[14:52] Leon
    Check yourselves, you swine. Do you
    have any idea who this woman is?
[14:57] Leon
    She is the queen of the Holfort Kingdom...
[15:00] Leon
    Her Majesty, Queen Mylene!
[15:09] Leon
    Prepare yourself.
[15:11] Leon
    Your father may be a count, but you won't
    get away with picking a fight with a queen.
[15:16] Mylene
    Leon, wait. I'm traveling incognito.
[15:18] Mylene
    Be a good boy and calm down, okay?
[15:21] Leon
    Your Majesty, allow me,
    Leon Fou Bartfort, to handle this.
[15:25] Leon
    Annihilate or exterminate, I'm your man.
[15:28] Leon
    I'll kill. Them. All.
[15:31] Mylene
    I told you, we can't do that!
[15:36] Mylene
    Please stop!
[15:36] Angelica
    He's out of control.
[15:38] Angelica
    There's only one man who can help us now.
[15:41] Lucas
    Mr. Leon, one who follows the path
    of tea mustn't trouble ladies.
[15:48] Lucas
    It's ungentlemanly.
[15:50] Leon
    I'm sorry, Master, but I...
[15:53] Lucas
    I know it was difficult.
    I know it was painful for you.
[15:57] Lucas
    But beyond such challenges lie true
    gentlemanhood and the path of tea.
[16:03] Leon
    Y-Yes, Master!
[16:05] Lucas
    Allow me to prepare some tea for you.
[16:10] Leon
    The master's tea! Oh, happy tea time!
[16:14] Mylene
    Leon.
[16:16] Mylene
    I am angry.
[16:19] Leon
    P-Please spare my family!
[16:23] Leon
    I don't care what happens to me.
[16:25] Mylene
    What? N-No, no! That's not what I meant!
[16:29] Mylene
    Angie, help!
[16:30] Angelica
    Lady Mylene, he's making fun of you.
[16:33] Mylene
    Huh?
[16:35] Mylene
    You're awful! I misjudged you!
[16:38] Leon
    I am very sorry.
[16:41] Mylene
    Leon, I came here to voice my complaints.
[16:45] Mylene
    Not regarding your punishment,
    but as a personal matter.
[16:50] Leon
    I'm listening.
[16:52] Mylene
    I apologize for Julius's actions,
    but the duel itself was unacceptable.
[16:58] Mylene
    The way you fought was awful.
[17:02] Mylene
    Couldn't you have settled
    the matter peacefully?
[17:07] Leon
    I just noticed something incredible.
SIGN    By Leon Fou Bartfort
    Noblewoman Enjoying Tea
[17:11] Leon
    She's super pretty. She doesn't
    look like someone in their thirties.
[17:17] Mylene
    You have many enemies at the royal palace.
[17:20] Mylene
    Have you given thought to your future?
[17:23] Leon
    Of course.
[17:25] Mylene
    I see. If you're certain,
    then I have nothing more to say.
[17:30] Mylene
    I'd like you to help me with something else.
[17:33] Leon
    What do you mean?
[17:35] Mylene
    Since I came from a neighboring country,
    I never attended the academy.
[17:41] Mylene
    So I'd like to create some memories here.
[17:46] Leon
    In my previous life, I might've
    told this hag to do it herself.
[17:51] Leon
    But I'm different now.
[17:53] Leon
    Very well. Let us create memories
    at the academy together.
[17:57] Leon
    Lady Mylene, will you marry me?
[18:00] Mylene
    Huh? What?!
[18:03] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, what are you saying?!
[18:05] Angelica
    She's the queen!
[18:07] Leon
    I know. I know, but...
[18:10] Leon
    A cute, ladylike woman in her thirties is far
    better than the feral teens of the academy!
[18:16] Leon
    I want to marry a human, so...
[18:20] Leon
    I love you. I adore you.
[18:23] Mylene
    B-But I have a husband and children.
[18:29] Mylene
    Besides, I'm an old woman.
[18:33] Leon
    It doesn't matter. You're beautiful.
[18:36] Leon
    Even if you have a family, I—
[18:39] Leon
    That hurt! Who did that?
[18:44] Leon
    Oh, Your Highness.
[18:46] Julius
    Bartfort, you've got some nerve
    wooing a man's mother like that.
[18:52] Mylene
    Th-This isn't what it looks like, Julius.
[18:55] Julius
    Mother, get away from that man.
[18:59] Julius
    Let go of her.
[19:00] Leon
    What? But I don't wanna.
[19:04] Mylene
    Leon!
[19:07] Julius
    Ignore him. Let's go, Mother.
[19:09] Angelica
    Well, he got what he deserved.
[19:11] Olivia
    I agree.
[19:14] Leon
    Your Majesty, were you able to create
    the memories you wanted at the academy?
[19:22] Julius
    Mother, you mustn't allow Bartfort near you.
[19:26] Julius
    He's a rude, greedy coward.
[19:32] Mylene
    Julius, didn't you say you and
    your friends were running a café?
[19:37] Julius
    Yes, although Marie made some adjustments.
[19:41] Julius
    Isn't it marvelous?
[19:43] Mylene
    Bring her to me.
[19:46] Marie
    Sh-She's super pissed.
[19:49] Marie
    If she finds out I've been making
    her son, the prince, serve girls...
[19:56] Julius
    Mother, you're just like the others.
[19:59] Julius
    If that's the attitude you're taking,
    I can't allow you to see Marie.
[20:03] Mylene
    Didn't you call Leon greedy?
[20:08] Mylene
    Then what are this store's prices?
[20:11] Mylene
    You're charging 100 dia for
    low-quality sweets and tea?
[20:14] Mylene
    And a service fee on top of that?
[20:16] Mylene
    And what are the former heirs to
    distinguished families doing dressed like that?
[20:21] Julius
    I-I...
[20:23] Mylene
    You agreed to stay away from
    Marie after losing the duel.
[20:27] Mylene
    Who's the promise-breaking coward?
[20:31] Julius
    I'm just helping Brad and the others
    who happen to be with Marie.
[20:36] Mylene
    Don't make disgraceful excuses.
[20:38] Mylene
    In any case, bring that girl to me.
[20:46] Leon
    But she was totally my type.
[20:48] Angelica
    You fool. What kind of knight
    makes advances on his own queen?
[20:54] Leon
    Now that I think about it, though,
[20:56] Leon
    there's no way a mob character
    like me could marry a queen.
[21:01] Carla
    Excuse me.
[21:03] Carla
    Are you still open?
[21:04] Leon
    I'm sorry. My spirit's been
    broken, so we're closed.
[21:09] Angelica
    Why, you...
[21:10] Carla
    What? Um, in that case...
[21:14] Carla
    Oh, Ms. Olivia.
[21:16] Carla
    Could you do that thing
    I asked you about before?
[21:18] Olivia
    Y-Yes.
[21:20] Olivia
    This is Ms. Carla. She asked me
    to introduce her to you, Mr. Leon.
[21:26] Carla
    I am Carla Fou Wayne.
[21:29] Carla
    Pleasure to meet you, my lord.
[21:32] Leon
    Carla Wayne?
[21:34] Leon
    So, why'd you ask Livia for an introduction?
[21:44] Carla
    My lord, please save the Wayne family.
[21:48] Carla
    Please save us.
SIGN    Trapped in a Dating Sim
[23:25] Raymond
    I bet I'd get girls if I rode an air bike.
[23:27] Daniel
    Not true.
[23:28] Daniel
    Question! What do you need
    when looking for a wife?
[23:32] Raymond
    Money.
[23:32] Daniel
    Good looks.
[23:33] Raymond
    Status.
[23:33] Daniel
    A distinguished pedigree.
[23:34] Raymond
    The ability to provide.
[23:35] Daniel
    Knowing when to give up.
[23:35] Raymond
    Wisdom.
[23:36] Daniel
    Next time: "We Both Hate Hot Guys."

Season 1

E7 - We Both Hate Hot Guys

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[00:00] Carla
    I am Carla Fou Wayne.
[00:03] Carla
    Pleasure to meet you, my lord.
[00:06] Leon
    Carla Wayne?
[00:10] Carla
    My lord, please save the Wayne family.
[00:15] Carla
    Please save us.
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
[01:51] Luxion
    Master, are you really
    going to help that girl?
SIGN    We Both Hate Hot Guys
[01:56] Leon
    We have several days off
    after the school festival.
[01:59] Leon
    I'll go help her then.
[02:00] Luxion
    But I see no compelling
    reason for you to help her.
[02:04] Leon
    I don't, either, but she officially
    requested my assistance.
[02:09] Leon
    Since Livia acted as an intermediary,
    if I refuse to help her, Livia will lose face.
[02:15] Leon
    Both Livia and I have already gotten
    caught up in whatever's going on.
[02:24] Raymond
    Don't things seem awkward between those two?
[02:27] Daniel
    Maybe it's because of
    what happened yesterday.
[02:31] (Flashback) Stephanie
    You think you can stand
    on equal footing with us?
[02:33] (Flashback) Stephanie
    Just because you're
    Angelica's cute little pet?
[02:38] (Flashback) Olivia
    Her pet?
[02:42] Leon
    Maybe I'll give them a break.
[02:45] Daniel
    I think that's a good idea.
    The shop's not busy, anyway.
[02:48] Raymond
    We're deep in the red, though.
[02:51] Leon
    Don't worry about it.
    We'll make a killing on the last day.
[02:54] Daniel
    Doing what?
[02:55] Raymond
    You don't mean...
[03:00] Student
    It's finally time.
[03:01] Student
    Well, it is the highlight
    of the school festival.
[03:03] Student
    Who's going to win this year?
[03:07] Olivia
    A bike race?
[03:09] Angelica
    Yeah. It generates a lot
    of excitement every year.
[03:12] Angelica
    I'm on the executive committee, too.
[03:15] Angelica
    This year's favorite is
    third-year Dan Fia Elgar,
[03:19] Angelica
    but a lot of people have
    their eye on first-year Jilk.
[03:22] Angelica
    He's nothing if not skilled
    at handling an air bike.
[03:26] Olivia
    Mr. Leon isn't going to participate?
[03:28] Angelica
    Leon's skilled enough to race,
    but he's much more likely...
[03:34] Both
    ...to bet on the race.
[03:40] Olivia
    I hope he doesn't develop too
    much of an interest in gambling.
[03:43] Angelica
    I couldn't agree more.
[03:46] Marie
    If Jilk wins this race, we'll win a
    significant amount of prize money.
[03:51] Kyle
    Why don't you try betting on the race?
[03:53] Marie
    I don't like gambling.
[03:56] (Flashback) Boyfriend
    Go! That's it!
[03:57] Marie
    In my previous life, the man I dated
    constantly owed gambling debts.
[04:02] Marie
    So in this world, I'll earn my money
    through more reliable methods.
[04:07] Marie
    Now let's get to work.
[04:09] Kyle
    Fine, then. I'll work hard to earn my pay.
[04:14] Marie
    You didn't need to say that.
[04:17] Mob
    Go, go!
[04:18] Mob
    Pass him!
[04:20] Mob
    That's it!
[04:24] Commentator
    Number 6 is in first, with number 7 in second!
[04:26] Commentator
    Number 4 is catching up!
[04:32] Luxion
    Several riders appear to be trying
    to help certain others win.
[04:36] Luxion
    As I expected, it should be numbers 6 and 4.
[04:39] Leon
    Bless you, Luxion. My winnings keep doubling.
[04:47] Angelica
    You seem awfully
    engrossed in your wagers.
[04:49] Olivial
    Someday you'll suffer for it.
[04:52] Leon
    It's all right. I won't lose.
[04:55] Commentator
    Number 6 finishes first, number 4 second!
[04:59] Leon
    I can't stop laughing!
[05:01] Angelica
    At least try to maintain a human face.
[05:07] Commentator
    Currently in the lead is Jilk.
[05:09] Commentator
    No wonder he's one of the favorites to win!
[05:12] Leon
    Jilk, you'd better make me a lot of money.
[05:20] Commentator
    What's this? They seem to be
    targeting tournament favorite Jilk.
[05:24] Leon
    What?
[05:26] Angelica
    They're sticking right on him.
[05:28] Olivia
    Why would they do that?
[05:31] Leon
    Of course she's worried about him.
[05:33] Leon
    In the game, they could end up together.
[05:39] Angelica
    The riders getting in his
    way are Clarice's followers.
[05:43] Leon
    Clarice? You mean...
[05:51] Commentator
    An impressive loop by Jilk!
[05:54] Commentator
    He's so fast!
[05:58] Commentator
    Jilk finishes in first place!
    What a marvelous race!
[06:02] Mob
    That was amazing!
[06:03] Mob
    I knew you could do it!
[06:05] Leon
    Well, he didn't disappoint.
[06:16] Olivia
    Wh-What do you suppose happened?
[06:19] Angelica
    They hit him pretty hard.
[06:21] Angelica
    He could be hurt.
[06:24] Marie
    Jilk!
[06:29] Jilk
    It's all right, Ms. Marie.
    It's just a broken bone.
[06:33] Marie
    But... But... My prize money!
[06:39] Girl 2
    He won't be able to participate
    in the next race.
[06:41] Girl 1
    If Lord Jilk can't race, then...
[06:43] Girl 3
    There aren't any other first-year racers.
[06:46] Angelica
    We'll have to find a substitute.
[06:53] Clarice
    My, my. You're looking
    rather miserable, Jilk.
[06:58] Jilk
    Clarice...
[06:59] Jilk
    So you're responsible for
    the interference after all.
[07:03] Clarice
    Yes, that's right. And you'll suffer
    even worse for daring to leave me.
[07:08] Leon
    Ms. Clarice...
[07:10] Leon
    She's Jilk's ex-fiancée.
[07:13] Leon
    In the game, she looked a little
    more like an honor student.
[07:18] Leon
    Pretty girls are intense when they're angry.
[07:21] Olivia
    Don't make fun of people! No!
[07:25] Olivia
    No!
[07:27] Leon
    What is she doing? That's so cute!
[07:31] Angelica
    Clarice, I understand how you feel,
    but it wasn't necessary to go that far.
[07:36] Clarice
    Angelica, how can you look so unconcerned?
[07:40] Clarice
    Didn't the prince dump you?
[07:42] Angelica
    You're putting on quite the show
    with your personal slaves in tow.
[07:47] Angelica
    Do you fancy yourself the
    heroine of some tragedy?
[07:50] Clarice
    Sh-Shut up! You don't know me!
[07:53] Dan
    Miss, you're speaking
    to the duke's daughter.
[07:58] Clarice
    Jilk, I'm never going to
    stop getting revenge on you.
[08:03] Clarice
    You'd better beg for forgiveness.
[08:05] Jilk
    If that will settle your feelings.
[08:09] Jilk
    But if you do anything to Ms. Marie,
    you will pay the price.
[08:16] Marie
    Miss, nothing good comes from revenge.
[08:19] Marie
    There's surely something
    more important you could—
[08:21] Clarice
    You don't know what you're talking about!
[08:24] Marie
    Yes, miss! I'm sorry, miss!
[08:27] Leon
    This girl's just like my little
    sister from my previous life.
[08:32] Clarice
    Jilk, I'll never forgive you, no matter what.
[08:40] Angelica
    What will you do?
[08:42] Angelica
    It seems like we'll have to find
    a substitute for the next race.
[08:45] Jilk
    No, I'll participate in the race.
[08:48] Jilk
    It's the smartest choice.
[08:50] Leon
    The smartest choice would've been
    not calling off your engagement.
[08:54] Marie
    You should race in his place.
[08:57] Leon
    What? Why me?
[08:59] Marie
    Because the prize money—
[09:00] Marie
    No, wait. I mean, because she'll be in
    trouble if there's no first-year racer.
[09:07] Girl 1
    She's right.
[09:08] Girl 2
    If an executive committee member
    can't even find a substitute...
[09:11] Girl 3
    People will question the
    duke's daughter's competence.
[09:15] Angelica
    Leon, don't worry about me.
[09:18] Angelica
    I can't cause any more trouble for you.
[09:21] Leon
    Angie's paying for protecting me, isn't she?
[09:27] Leon
    I owe Angie's dad a huge favor.
[09:30] Leon
    If I cause any trouble for her...
[09:37] Leon
    I'll race.
[09:38] Olivia
    What?
[09:40] Angelica
    Leon...
[09:41] Leon
    Rejoice, you green scoundrel.
[09:44] Leon
    I'll win the tournament for you.
[09:47] Jilk
    It seems I have no choice
    but to rely on you now.
[09:50] Jilk
    This will undoubtedly be
    a large debt to pay.
[09:53] Leon
    Oh, yeah. And you'll be
    paying me back right away.
[09:55] Leon
    You'd better be ready.
[09:59] Mob
    It's time for the finals.
[10:00] Mob
    But Jilk isn't racing, right?
[10:02] Mob
    Mr. Dan's going to win.
[10:06] Luxion
    You're really pushing yourself, aren't you?
[10:09] Luxion
    You've fully become one
    of Angelica's followers.
[10:12] Leon
    I'm not worthy of being a
    duke's daughter's follower.
[10:15] Leon
    I just know my place as a mob—
[10:16] Dan
    So you're the substitute, huh?
[10:22] Leon
    Oh? What business does tournament
    favorite Mr. Dan have with me?
[10:26] Dan
    I can't believe the shovel knight
    is racing in Jilk's place.
[10:30] Dan
    Though I bear no grudge against you,
[10:32] Dan
    I'll crush you with everything
    I've got in the next race.
[10:34] Leon
    Did Lady Clarice threaten you?
[10:37] Dan
    No!
[10:40] Dan
    She's actually a kind person.
    Her followers looked up to her.
[10:47] Dan
    Her home has a racetrack.
[10:51] Dan
    She looked after Jilk, too.
[10:54] Dan
    She looked so beautiful
    as she cheered him on.
[10:58] Dan
    It was a source of both
    frustration and joy for us.
[11:02] Dan
    But Jilk suddenly called
    off their engagement.
[11:06] Dan
    All he gave her was a single letter.
    He won't even meet with her.
[11:09] Leon
    He deserves a beating for that.
[11:12] Leon
    I hate Jilk, too. In other words,
    you and I both hate hot guys.
[11:19] Leon
    So, whaddya say? Why don't
    you let me off the hook?
[11:23] Dan
    I'm sorry, but Lady Clarice's
    orders are absolute.
[11:26] Leon
    Aw, man. No, huh?
[11:29] Leon
    Lady Clarice is more popular than I thought.
[11:33] Luxion
    I've finished modifying the bike.
[11:36] Luxion
    Are you still going to try to
    win after what he told you?
[11:39] Leon
    Of course I am. I bet a
    ton of money on myself.
[11:43] Leon
    Plus, I'll get to see the frustration
[11:45] Leon
    and disappointment of
    everyone who thinks I'll lose.
[11:50] Leon
    I'd happily win to see that.
[11:52] Luxion
    You don't give off the slightest impression
    of using my strength to win.
[11:58] Luxion
    I strive to be as audacious.
[12:00] Leon
    Don't you think you hate
    me a little too much?
[12:07] Commentator
    It's time for the final race.
[12:09] Commentator
    The favorite to win is third-year Dan.
[12:13] Commentator
    Let the final race...
[12:17] Commentator
    Begin!
[12:23] Luxion
    We're surrounded.
[12:25] Leon
    Just how much do these guys love me?
[12:29] Commentator
    Oh? Looks like they're going after Leon!
[12:30] Leon
    Whoa! What are these guys doing?
[12:32] Leon
    They're not even Lady Clarice's followers.
[12:34] Mob
    I'm in debt because of you!
[12:36] Mob
    Die!
[12:36] Mob
    You fiend!
[12:37] Leon
    Damn it.
[12:38] Luxion
    Karma's a bitch.
[12:40] Leon
    Shut up.
[12:41] Mob
    Take this!
[12:42] Commentator
    Leon's in trouble!
[12:42] Mob
    Come on, fall!
[12:44] Mob
    Get him!
[12:45] Mob
    Crush him!
[12:46] Commentator
    Yeah, get him!
[12:47] Leon
    Commentator, you asshole!
[12:49] Leon
    It's your own fault you're
    in debt. You guys can fall!
[12:54] Leon
    Hup!
[13:00] Leon
    Did you see that?
[13:01] Luxion
    I'm experiencing something firsthand that only
    occurs when everyone's on the same level.
[13:05] Mob
    Someone stop Bartfort!
[13:07] Mob
    That's it!
[13:07] Mob
    Hit him again!
[13:09] Mob
    Stop him!
[13:09] Angelica
    This is even worse than I expected.
[13:12] Olivia
    I feel sorry for Mr. Leon.
[13:14] Stephanie
    Serves him right.
[13:17] Stephanie
    People really hate your follower.
[13:22] Angelica
    Leon isn't my follower.
[13:25] Stephanie
    That's not important.
[13:27] Stephanie
    Do you have any idea how much my family
    has suffered because of you people?
[13:33] Angelica
    Shouldn't you be directing your resentment
    toward your own thoughtlessness?
[13:36] Stephanie
    Bitch!
[13:41] Olivia
    Please stop being mean to Angie!
[13:43] Stephnie
    Stay out of this, commoner!
[13:48] Angelica
    Livia...
[13:49] Stephanie
    What's gotten into you, Angelica?
[13:51] Stephanie
    You used to look down on commoners.
[13:54] Stephanie
    I guess people do change.
[13:56] Angelica
    I-I...
[13:58] Stephanie
    You acted like commoners weren't people.
[14:04] Stephanie
    Or do you enjoy watching her being
    tormented right in front of you?
[14:09] Angelica
    What?
[14:11] Olivia
    Angie...
[14:13] Angelica
    N-No...
[14:15] Angelica
    Livia!
[14:19] Angelica
    Do I have any right to chase after her?
[14:23] Angelica
    It's true that I previously felt that way.
[14:26] Stephanie
    Aw, she ran away.
[14:29] Stephanie
    I guess your last friend
    was a cold bitch, too.
[14:34] Angelica
    What the hell do you know?!
[14:40] Boy
    Hey...
[14:40] Girl
    What's going on?
[14:41] Stpehanie
    N-Now you've done it!
[14:42] Angelica
    Trifling bitch!
[14:45] Angelica
    Stay away from me!
[14:49] Angelica
    Damn you!
[14:50] Stephanie
    You shrew! Don't get ahead of yourself
    when your family's on the decline!
[14:56] Students
    Please stop!
[14:58] Students
    Both of you have crossed the line!
[15:03] Commentator
    Something's wrong with Bartfort!
[15:06] Racer I
    Now you can't race anymore!
[15:07] Racer U
    All bark, no bite. Later, loser!
[15:09] Leon
    You ready to go, Luxion?
[15:11] Luxion
    I'm ready anytime. However, don't
    you think people hate you too much?
[15:15] Leon
    They can hate me all they want.
[15:17] Leon
    They can break my body,
    but they can't break my heart!
[15:23] Commentator
    What's this?
[15:24] Commentator
    Bartfort has suddenly accelerated!
[15:28] Commentator
    I don't believe it! How is he going so fast?
[15:32] Leon
    Can we catch them?
[15:33] Luxion
    Don't you mean "pass them"?
[15:39] Commentator
    What a shocking turn of events!
[15:40] Commentator
    Bartfort has joined the race for first!
[15:44] Mob
    No!
[15:45] Mob
    Bastard!
[15:46] Leon
    You guys hate the idea
    of me winning that much?
[15:49] Leon
    Well, now I have to win!
[15:51] Rider A
    You're not going anywhere!
[15:54] Leon
    Too bad.
[15:55] Rider A
    Whoa!
[15:56] Rider B
    Idiot!
[15:56] Rider C
    Stay away!
[15:59] Leon
    Bye-bye.
[16:01] Leon
    This is the end.
[16:03] Commentator
    Bartfort is currently in second place!
[16:05] Leon
    That just leaves Mr. Dan.
[16:09] Commentator
    Bartfort has caught up to him!
[16:10] Commentator
    Who's going to win?!
[16:13] Dan
    Bring it on! It'll be a contest of skill!
[16:15] Leon
    Mr. Dan...
[16:17] Leon
    Sorry, but I'm gonna pass on that!
[16:24] Leon
    It's so fast! I'm scared!
[16:26] Leon
    I'm never racing again!
[16:30] Commentator
    Goal!
[16:34] Commentator
    Th-The winner is... Bartfort!
[16:40] Mob
    You again?
[16:41] Mob
    What a pest!
[16:43] Mob
    Die!
[16:45] Leon
    Sorry, guys.
[16:48] Luxion
    Master.
[16:49] Leon
    What is it? I feel great
    right now. Leave me alone.
[16:53] Luxion
    Understood, but the bike
    has reached its limit.
[16:56] Leon
    Huh?
[16:57] Luxion
    You did ride rather recklessly.
[17:03] Leon
    No! I'm gonna die!
[17:06] Leon
    Mr. Dan...
[17:09] Leon
    Mr. Dan, you saved me.
[17:14] Dan
    Don't worry about it.
[17:16] Dan
    After all, we both hate hot guys.
[17:20] Leon
    Mr. Dan...
[17:30] Marie
    Platinum coins...
[17:31] Leon
    It's time for you to repay
    your debt, my dear Jilk.
[17:38] Jilk
    Very well. Order me to do whatever you wish.
[17:41] Jilk
    I shall follow it to the
    best of my abilities.
[17:43] Kyle
    What are you going to make
    him do? A naked handstand?
[17:51] Leon
    That's not a bad idea.
[17:52] Leon
    I bet making him do that in front of
    the girls would earn me some money.
[17:55] Marie
    Are you that desperate for money, you miser?!
[17:58] Leon
    Take a look in a mirror!
[17:59] Leon
    You're even more of a miser than I am!
[17:59] Jilk
    So, what should I do?
[18:00] Maire
    More importantly, give
    me back my prize money!
[18:02] Leon
    Ah, right. I want you to...
[18:07] Jilk
    I'm terribly sorry for what I did.
[18:13] Jilk
    I am sorry, Clarice. I truly believe
    what I did to you was terrible.
[18:19] Clarice
    It's too late! I waited so long for you, too!
[18:23] Clarice
    Did you think a single letter could
    make it like nothing had ever happened?
[18:27] Jilk
    I didn't want to lie to you.
[18:30] Jilk
    I've fallen in love with another woman.
[18:37] Clarice
    You what? Why? Why can't it be me?
[18:44] Jilk
    I don't know either, but I've
    fallen in love with Marie.
[18:50] Leon
    It sounds nice coming from
    him because he's so handsome,
[18:53] Leon
    but basically, he didn't want to see
    her because it was a pain in the ass.
[18:56] Dan
    How dare you—
[18:58] Clarice
    Forget it.
[18:59] Dan
    My lady?
[19:01] Clarice
    He's not worth dirtying your hands.
[19:04] Calrice
    I'm through associating with that man.
[19:16] Dan
    Thank you, my lord.
[19:20] Leon
    It's fine. I did it because
    I don't like Jilk, either.
[19:26] Leon
    And Lady Clarice, get back
    on your feet already.
[19:30] Leon
    There are plenty more fish in the sea.
[19:33] Clarice
    Thank you. You've got a twisted
    personality, but you're a kind person.
[19:41] Clarice
    Leon, you should go to your friends.
[19:45] Leon
    Huh?
[19:46] Clarice
    A lot happened to both Angie and the
    scholarship student during the race.
[19:57] Leon
    You seem down.
[20:00] Olivia
    Mr. Leon...
[20:04] Leon
    Angie explained the situation to me.
[20:07] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, do you think
    Angie and I can be friends?
[20:16] Leon
    Do you mind if I'm honest
    with you? It'll be pretty harsh.
[20:23] Olivia
    Please.
[20:25] Leon
    The short answer is it'll
    be incredibly difficult.
[20:29] Leon
    Your living environments are just too
    different. You have nothing in common.
[20:34] Leon
    Frankly, I think things had
    been going too smoothly so far.
[20:40] Olivia
    I was so happy to have finally
    made a friend at the academy.
[20:48] Olivia
    But it seems it won't work out.
[20:56] Leon
    Angie's lost followers since the duel.
[20:59] Leon
    It was probably convenient for her that
    you and I were friendly toward her.
[21:03] Olivia
    A-Angie isn't that kind of person!
[21:08] Leon
    Then you'll be fine. You know that, don't you?
[21:14] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, you really are a mean person.
[21:17] Leon
    I'm not like the prince or Jilk.
[21:20] Leon
    It'd seem like a joke if I tried
    to suavely cheer you up.
[21:24] Olivia
    I'm going to try talking to Angie again.
[21:28] Leon
    Good choice.
[21:38] Olivia
    As long as I communicate my feelings,
    I'm sure even Angie and I can be friends.
[21:44] Olivia
    Yes?
[21:50] Carla
    Do you have a minute?
SIGN    Trapped in a Dating Sim
[23:25] Leon
    Pirate hunting, huh?
[23:27] Brad
    Hunting down pirates is
    a noble's job. I'm in.
[23:30] Greg
    It's our turn at bat.
[23:32] Leon
    Next time: "This Isn't a Game."
[23:35] Leon
    So I'm leading these two idiots, huh?
[23:37] Brad
    What does that mean?
[23:38] Greg
    Yeah, I still hate this guy.

Season 1

E8 - This Isn't a Game

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[00:04] Olivia
    As long as I communicate my feelings,
    I'm sure even Angie and I can be friends.
[00:10] Olivia
    Yes?
[00:16] Carla
    Do you have a minute?
[00:19] Carla
    I know I asked you to mediate
    between me and Bartfort,
[00:22] Carla
    but I'd actually like you
    to get involved, too.
[00:25] Carla
    You apparently have good grades.
     I'm sure there's some way you can help.
[00:29] Olivia
    I-I wanted to talk to you about that.
[00:31] Olivia
    I did introduce you to him,
    but I've changed my mind.
[00:34] Olivia
    I'd prefer you not involve Mr. Leon in—
[00:38] Stephanie
    You'll play along, won't you, commoner?
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
SIGN    This Isn't a Game
[02:19] Stephanie
    If you refuse to help me, I'll make
    everyone around you miserable,
[02:23] Stephanie
    including that shithead Bartfort
    and that haughty Angelica.
[02:28] Stephanie
    I'll send Carla to meet you tomorrow.
[02:30] Stephanie
    You'd better get your shit together,
    too, or your family is screwed.
[02:34] Carla
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[02:36] Olivia
    Th-This is wrong.
[02:39] Stephanie
    What?
[02:40] Olivia
    M-Mr. Leon and Angie are both strong people.
[02:45] Olivia
    Even if you threatened them,
    I'm sure they wouldn't give in.
[02:48] Stephanie
    Nobles don't have friends.
    Angelica knows that better than anyone.
[02:54] Stephanie
    You're just a pet she keeps around
    to soothe her broken heart.
[02:57] Stephanie
    Do you not understand that?
[02:59] Olivia
    You're wrong!
[03:00] Stephanie
    No, I'm not.
[03:01] Olivia
    I-I'm not a pet. I'm a human!
[03:07] Stephanie
    But if you're friends, that
    means you're equals, right?
[03:13] Stephanie
    Bartfort is also a noble and
    has some modest achievements.
[03:17] Stephanie
    Angelica is a true-bred noble with
    both financial and political power.
[03:21] Stephanie
    And you think you're their equal?
[03:25] Olivia
    I-I...
[03:27] Stephanie
    You can't tell me I'm wrong, can you?
    So you're not friends after all.
[03:31] Stephanie
    No matter how much you pretend, you're
    just a precious little companion animal.
[03:38] Stephanie
    Oh, I know.
[03:39] Stephanie
    Bartfort is probably just after your body.
[03:43] Stephanie
    He must be going after commoners
    because none of the girls like him.
[03:46] Olivia
    Mr. Leon isn't that kind of person!
[03:48] Stephanie
    Then try taking your clothes
    off and coming on to him.
[03:50] Stephanie
    He'll jump at the chance.
[03:54] Stephanie
    Anyway, you're rather impudent.
[03:56] Stephanie
    I can't believe you thought you were
[03:58] Stephanie
    on equal footing with us just
    because you got into the academy.
[04:03] Stephanie
    You need to be punished.
[04:09] Luxion
    Sky pirates?
[04:11] Leon
    Yeah. They're rampaging through
    that Carla girl's land.
[04:14] Leon
    She wants me to get rid of them
    because of my prior achievements.
[04:18] Luxion
    Shouldn't she ask the royal palace for help?
[04:22] Leon
    I'm sure she would normally,
[04:25] Leon
    but those sky pirates have an item
    essential to the protagonist.
[04:30] Leon
    The protagonist, Livia, needs three
    items to eventually awaken her powers
[04:35] Leon
    as the Saint.
[04:37] Leon
    One is the Holy Bracelet hidden
    in the palace dungeon.
[04:42] Leon
    Then there's the Holy Necklace in
    the possession of the sky pirates,
[04:45] Leon
    whom I've been asked to get rid of.
[04:47] Leon
    Finally, there's the Holy Staff
    watched over by the kingdom's temple.
[04:51] Leon
    Normally, the sky pirate event occurs
    two and a half years into the story,
[04:54] Leon
    during the climax of the middle of the game.
[04:56] Leon
    The route splits here according to
    who the protagonist asks for help.
[05:01] Leon
    But behind Carla's request
    is that count's daughter.
[05:07] Luxion
    Is she like Angelica?
[05:10] Leon
    Nah, she's scum.
[05:13] Leon
    So scummy that even I'm repulsed.
    She's truly vile in person.
[05:18] Leon
    I hoped she'd turn out to actually be
    decent like Angie, but that was wasted hope.
[05:23] Leon
    Anyway, she's also the one who
    lured the sky pirates there.
[05:26] Leon
    In other words, the protagonist gets dragged
    into a fabricated sky pirate crisis.
[05:32] Luxion
    Why would she do that?
[05:34] Leon
    Simple jealousy.
[05:36] Leon
    She doesn't like how Livia's
[05:37] Leon
    been slowly establishing herself
    despite being a commoner,
[05:40] Leon
    so she asks her to take out the sky pirates.
[05:43] Leon
    But it looks like I angered her first.
[05:48] Leon
    I can think of plenty of reasons why.
[05:50] Luxion
    Are you not prioritizing
    game benefits too much?
[05:54] Luxion
    There are few real benefits
    to you doing this.
[05:57] Leon
    I'm just a mob character. I want to avoid
    the game's events as much as possible.
[06:02] Leon
    But the key romantic interests—the prince
    and his friends—are totally useless.
[06:08] Leon
    And I don't want to go down the war route.
[06:11] Luxion
    Master, based on what you've told me,
    I believe Olivia should resolve this issue.
[06:17] Leon
    Livia can't handle it right now.
[06:19] Leon
    So I'll do it for her.
    It's more efficient this way.
[06:24] Luxion
    But won't this make you
    Olivia's romantic interest?
[06:29] Leon
    Me? That won't happen.
    After all, I'm a mob character.
[06:34] Luxion
    He doesn't seem to have realized it yet.
[06:37] Luxion
    Because he's overprotective of her,
    he's robbing Olivia of opportunities to grow.
[06:46] Leon
    Luxion.
[06:48] Luxion
    What is it, Master?
[06:51] Leon
    Is the Partner ready?
[06:53] Luxion
    Yes, it's ready to set sail anytime.
[06:56] Luxion
    The sky pirates don't
    stand a chance against it.
[06:59] Leon
    The Partner is the ship Luxion built.
[07:02] Leon
    Its exterior and interior are both built so
[07:05] Leon
    they don't appear out of place in this world.
[07:08] Leon
    Apparently its capabilities
    are quite impressive.
[07:15] Carla
    Baron, good morning.
[07:18] Carla
    Thank you for waiting.
[07:20] Leon
    How sneaky. Does she think I didn't notice?
[07:26] Leon
    Livia...
[07:28] Leon
    Did she fail to reconcile with Angie?
[07:31] Carla
    I've actually asked a couple other people
    to help deal with the sky pirates.
[07:36] Leon
    Huh?
[07:37] Carla
    Oh, they're here.
[07:41] All
    Ugh!
[07:45] Leon
    This sucks. Why do I have to let these
    punks onto my precious Partner?
[07:51] Greg
    Who are you calling punks?
[07:53] Brad
    You are truly unpleasant, aren't you?
[07:55] Carla
    I-I'm sorry. I reached out to them, as well.
[08:00] Brad
    Carla serves my ex-fiancée,
    the Offrey family's daughter.
[08:05] Brad
    She may be my ex, but I cannot
    ignore her follower's request for help.
[08:10] Brad
    And the pay I'll receive for defeating
    sky pirates with bounties on their heads
[08:13] Brad
    will help Marie.
[08:15] Greg
    When I heard about that,
    I decided to join in.
[08:18] Leon
    With a single spear?
[08:21] Greg
    I can't help it. My Armor was taken from me.
[08:24] Greg
    I can steal a new suit from the sky pirates.
[08:27] Leon
    Where are Dark Blue, Green, and Light Blue?
[08:29] Brad
    Don't call us by our colors!
[08:31] Brad
    The other three were called back home.
[08:34] Greg
    And because of that,
    I'm stuck accompanying Purple.
[08:37] Greg
    You know, because he's so unreliable.
[08:38] Brad
    Shut up, meathead! I wish Chris
    had come with me instead!
[08:43] Greg
    What was that?!
[08:46] Leon
    What did these two intend to do on their own?
[08:49] Carla
    I-In any case, let's work
    together to get this done.
[08:53] Carla
    Come on, Ms. Olivia.
    Ask them to work together, too.
[08:59] Leon
    Livia...
[09:05] Angelica
    Will Livia like this?
[09:08] Angelica
    If Leon were around, I could've
    asked him about her preferences.
[09:13] Angelica
    What is this?
[09:15] Angelica
    Livia! It's me, Angelica!
[09:18] Angelica
    Livia, are you there?
[09:20] Stephanie
    Well, if it isn't Angelica.
[09:27] Angelica
    You again?
[09:29] Stephanie
    She must really hate you.
[09:32] Angelica
    Sorry, but I don't have time for you.
[09:36] Stephanie
    You came all the way here to get
    your pet? You must adore her.
[09:40] Angelica
    What are you trying to say?
[09:42] Stephanie
    Angelica, you need to keep your
    cute little pet tightly leashed.
[09:47] Stephanie
    It'd be so sad if she were to die.
[09:49] Stephanie
    I had your pet accompany that back country
    baron on his sky pirate hunting.
[09:55] Stephanie
    She seemed rather dejected.
    Do you suppose they'll be all right?
[10:00] Angelica
    I knew it. You're behind the sky pirates.
[10:04] Follower A
    M-My lady!
[10:06] Angelica
    Stay out of my way.
[10:08] Angelica
    I'll crush you.
[10:11] Stephanie
    Let go of me!
[10:13] Stephanie
    Who do you think you are, you fallen noble?
[10:15] Angelica
    Say whatever you want.
[10:17] Angelica
    But you've made a move on Livia.
[10:21] Angelica
    I will end you.
[10:29] Stephanie
    What's wrong with her?
[10:32] Angelica
    I need to contact Leon immediately.
[10:34] Angelica
    No, it would be quicker for
    me to head there myself.
[10:38] Angelica
    Livia...
[10:44] Mylene
    Julius, you don't understand
    your own position.
[10:49] Mylene
    There isn't a single airship
    at your command right now.
[10:53] Julius
    But Mother, defeating sky
    pirates is a noble's job.
[10:58] Julius
    Greg and Brad are working
    with Bartfort right now.
[11:01] Mylene
    What? Leon is?
[11:04] Julius
    M-Mother! Please come to your senses!
[11:07] Mylene
    I-In any case, you can't go.
[11:10] Mylene
    Let Baron Bartfort handle this matter.
[11:13] Julius
    Wh-Why is he allowed when I'm not?
[11:17] Mylene
    Your failure to understand that
    is why I can't let you go.
[11:32] Leon
    I win.
[11:35] Greg
    You're kidding! You cheated!
[11:37] Brad
    This is impossible!
[11:39] Leon
    That's what losers always say.
[11:42] Leon
    Yeah, I did cheat, though.
[11:45] Leon
    Luxion made these cards with shifting faces.
[11:47] Leon
    I'll be taking all their money
    in place of airfare.
[11:51] Brad
    Challenging this guy to a
    respectable contest was a mistake.
[11:55] Greg
    Absolutely.
[11:57] Greg
    Hey, Brad.
[11:59] Brad
    Hmm?
[12:01] Greg
    What kind of girl is your
    ex-fiancée, Stephanie Offrey?
[12:07] Brad
    I only met her a few times
    before we were engaged,
[12:11] Brad
    and I talked to her only a
    handful of times at the academy.
[12:15] Leon
    So it was a typical political marriage, then.
[12:19] Greg
    Honestly, she's got a bad reputation.
    They say she's quite the party girl.
[12:23] Brad
    But the Offreys played a major
    role in securing diplomatic ties
[12:26] Brad
    with the Principality of Fanoss.
[12:29] Brad
    Because of that, we don't have
    to fear the Black Knight.
[12:33] Leon
    The Black Knight...
[12:34] Leon
    He's the strongest knight of the
    neighboring Principality of Fanoss.
[12:39] Leon
    He killed me a bunch of times in the game.
[12:42] Brad
    My family is responsible for defending
    the border along the Principality.
[12:47] Brad
    Because of the Offreys' achievements,
    I couldn't refuse an engagement to her.
[12:52] Greg
    I'm surprised you were able to call it off.
[12:54] Brad
    There was a pretty big fight about it.
[12:57] Brad
    Ms. Carla hinted at calling
    off the engagement
[13:00] Brad
    when she asked me to help
    deal with the sky pirates.
[13:03] Greg
    Marriage is rough.
[13:06] Greg
    I only met my ex-fiancée a few times, too.
[13:10] Leon
    These romantic interests receive
    all sorts of special treatment,
[13:14] Leon
    but they've got a lot to deal with, too.
[13:18] Luxion
    Master, the welcoming party has arrived.
[13:21] Luxion
    Two sky pirate ships are approaching.
[13:26] Leon
    Time for work, you two. Get to it.
[13:32] Leon
    I'm telling you to get ready
    because enemies are coming!
[13:36] Brad
    Th-They are?
[13:38] Greg
    Get ready how?
[13:39] Leon
    Are you guys serious?
[13:42] Leon
    Forget it. Just wait inside the ship.
[13:45] Brad
    J-Just wait?
[13:47] Greg
    Let us fight, too!
[13:49] Leon
    Luxion, activate Arroganz.
[13:52] Luxion
    Yes, Master.
[13:58] Pirate A
    Looks like a pretty big one.
[14:00] Pirate A
    The boss will be delighted if we
    can get our hands on that ship.
[14:04] Pirate B
    Are there really only five kids on the ship?
[14:07] Pirate A
    Yeah. Three guys and two women.
[14:10] Pirate A
    The blue-haired girl is on our side,
    so you'd better not touch her.
[14:13] Pirate A
    Come on, boys. Let's show them
    what a real fight looks like!
[14:17] All
    Yeah!
[14:19] Pirate C
    Yahoo!
[14:23] Pirate A
    Today should be an easy day
    thanks to those dumb kids.
[14:28] Pirate A
    Huh? What's that Armor?
[14:34] Leon
    These pirates are Winged Sharks, right?
[14:38] Leon
    They're low-level grunts,
    but there's a main force elsewhere.
[14:42] Pirate A
    That's a pretty outdated model.
[14:44] Pirate A
    What he can do all by himself?
[14:47] Pirate C
    Here he comes.
[14:50] Pirate C
    What?!
[14:56] Pirate D
    Why, you...
[15:01] Pirate A
    Who the hell is this guy?!
[15:17] Pirate A
    What are you doing? Shoot him down!
[15:31] Brad
    No wonder we were no match for him.
[15:33] Greg
    We won't have a chance to steal any Armor.
[15:36] Greg
    So this is a real battle.
[15:39] Pirate A
    R-Retreat! Retreat! Bring us around! Turn!
[15:46] Luxion
    Firing missiles.
[15:54] Pirate B
    We're being bombarded! Details unknown!
[15:57] Pirate A
    Activate the magic barrier!
[15:59] Pirate B
    It was already up. He penetrated
    it with a single blast.
[16:02] Pirate A
    He what?!
[16:08] Pirate A
    We have to surrender. Raise the white flag.
[16:18] Pirate A
    Damn it! Who the hell are you guys?
[16:21] Brad
    Hey, give me a hand here, meathead.
[16:23] Greg
    I had no idea what real battles were like.
[16:28] Greg
    I was just a cocky kid.
[16:32] Leon
    I think we've disabled all of them.
[16:35] Luxion
    Wouldn't it have been
    quicker to shoot them down?
[16:38] Luxion
    Escorting them will take a
    considerable amount of effort.
[16:40] Leon
    Yeah, I don't have the mentality
    required to cheerily kill people.
[16:46] Luxion
    That may eventually cause you to fail.
[16:50] Leon
    Even so, I want to remain
    as normal as possible.
[16:56] Carla
    H-How?
[16:58] Carla
    How did they lose so easily?
[17:00] Carla
    At this rate, we'll arrive at my home!
[17:04] Carla
    Why can't I get in touch with them?
[17:07] Carla
    I haven't mentioned anything
    about this to my family!
[17:10] Carla
    I-I know. That commoner girl...
[17:13] Carla
    If I make this her fault...
[17:16] Carla
    Then Bartfort will surely forgive me.
[17:24] Leon
    The sun's starting to set earlier.
[17:28] Brad
    How can you be so calm?!
[17:30] Greg
    I have no idea whether
    you're amazing or useless!
[17:33] Leon
    Don't lose your heads. I'm in
    an uncomfortable position, too.
[17:36] Conrad
    Lower your guns.
[17:39] Conrad
    Ah, I thought so.
[17:42] Conrad
    Lord Brad, correct?
[17:44] Brad
    Huh? Yes...
[17:46] Conrad
    I am Conrad Fou Wayne, lord of this land.
[17:49] Conrad
    We met previously at Marquess Field's party.
[17:53] Brad
    Ah, yes. Sir Wayne.
[17:55] Leon
    He totally forgot who he was.
[17:57] Brad
    Why are we being surrounded?
[18:01] Brad
    We came here to help because your
    daughter requested our assistance.
[18:05] Conrad
    Carla requested your assistance?
[18:08] Carla
    H-He's mistaken. I simply went
    to discuss a matter with them,
[18:11] Carla
    and that girl blew it out of proportion.
[18:13] Olivia
    Huh?
[18:14] Conrad
    What's going on here?
[18:16] Olivia
    I-I...
[18:18] Leon
    Your daughter asked Livia
    for an introduction
[18:20] Leon
    because she wanted to request my assistance.
[18:24] Leon
    That's why we came to get
    rid of the sky pirates.
[18:26] Conrad
    And who are you?
[18:28] Brad
    He's Leon Fou Bartfort.
[18:31] Brad
    I'm sure you've heard rumors about him.
[18:32] Conrad
    M-My lord, forgive my insolence.
[18:36] Conrad
    But my land isn't threatened by sky pirates.
[18:41] Brad
    What do you mean?
[18:43] Carla
    I... It's not my fault!
[18:47] Carla
    It was that commoner!
[18:48] Leon
    Hey, don't try to pin this on Livia.
[18:51] Conrad
    I-I'm terribly sorry. My daughter
    seems to be confused.
[18:56] Leon
    Sir, your daughter invited us here.
    She promised to pay us.
[19:03] Leon
    You think you can dismiss
    this as a simple mistake?
[19:05] Leon
    This isn't a game.
[19:08] Conrad
    C-Carla, what is the meaning
    of this? Explain yourself!
[19:13] Carla
    I-I...
[19:19] Conrad
    I can't understand you if
    you're crying! What happened?
[19:22] Conrad
    Carla!
[19:30] Luxion
    That girl ended up telling us everything.
[19:34] Leon
    It took even less than I expected.
[19:36] Leon
    When I told her what the pirates had
    told me, she confessed to everything.
[19:41] (Flashback) Carla
    L-Lady Stephanie of the Offrey
    family ordered me to do it.
[19:46] Leon
    That said, there's still the
    main force of the sky pirates.
[19:50] Leon
    And we still haven't acquired
    the Saint item Livia needs.
[19:54] Luxion
    I believe there's a problem
    we need to resolve first.
[19:59] Leon
    Yeah, you're right.
[20:05] Leon
    I'm coming in.
[20:08] Leon
    Man, I'm beat.
[20:11] Leon
    Why don't we see how things go tomorrow
    and take things easy for a little while?
[20:20] Leon
    Livia—
[20:20] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, you're amazing.
[20:23] Olivia
    You resolve everything by yourself
    and can do everything yourself.
[20:27] Leon
    Huh?
[20:29] Leon
    A-Are you okay?
[20:32] Leon
    You look pale. Do you have a fever?
[20:37] Olivia
    Why are you so kind to me?
[20:41] Leon
    Uh... Because I...
[20:44] Olivia
    It doesn't make sense. I'm a commoner.
[20:48] Olivia
    Is there a reason for you to help me?
[20:55] Olivia
    Are you after my body?
[20:57] Leon
    No!
[21:00] Olivia
    Of course not. I'm not even cute.
[21:04] Leon
    Hey, what are you...
[21:06] Olivia
    Angie is pretty and a nobleman's daughter.
[21:12] Olivia
    But I have nothing to offer.
[21:16] Olivia
    There's no reason for you to be
    so kind to me when I have nothing.
[21:21] Leon
    I was nice to Livia because
    she's the game's protagonist and
[21:25] Leon
    will eventually become the Saint.
[21:27] Leon
    I saw her as...
[21:32] Olivia
    If there's no reason for your kindness,
    are you just doing this on a whim?
[21:36] Olivia
    I wanted to become friends
    with the two of you,
[21:40] Olivia
    but this is no different from being your pet.
[21:44] Olivia
    I'm a human! I'm not some companion animal!
SIGN    Trapped in a Dating Sim
[23:25] Angelica
    Livia, I brought you some
    limited-edition sweets.
[23:28] Olivia
    Thank you.
[23:28] Leon
    Miss, have some tea and cake.
[23:30] Olivia
    Thank you.
[23:30] Angelica
    These baked sweets are tasty, as well.
[23:31] Leon
    I've got tarts, too.
[23:32] Angelica
    And have some of this.
[23:33] Leon
    Would you like seconds?
[23:35] Olivia
    Next time, "She's a Doormat."
[23:37] Olivia
    Guys, please stop feeding me so much!

Season 1

E9 - She's a Doormat

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[00:03] Olivia
    If there's no reason for your kindness,
    are you just doing this on a whim?
[00:07] Olivia
    I wanted to become friends
    with the two of you,
[00:11] Olivia
    but this is no different from being your pet.
[00:15] Olivia
    I'm a human! I'm not some companion animal!
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
SIGN    She's a Doormat
[01:59] Luxion
    A pet, huh?
[02:01] Luxion
    She's probably feeling dejected
    because she had such intense malice
[02:04] Luxion
    directed toward her at the academy.
[02:06] Luxion
    I don't think you need to worry about it.
[02:08] Leon
    I can't not worry.
[02:11] Leon
    I've got a heart as delicate as glass.
[02:14] Luxion
    Your heart is made of
    bulletproof glass, Master.
[02:19] Leon
    Well, it's for the best.
[02:21] Leon
    I got ahead of myself and got involved with
    the protagonist and rich girl antagonist,
[02:25] Leon
    and now I'm paying for it.
[02:27] Luxion
    In this case, I believe the cause
    was you preventing Olivia's growth.
[02:32] Leon
    I prevented her growth? Don't be ridiculous.
[02:35] Leon
    I've helped her in all kinds of ways.
[02:38] Luxion
    And that's preventing Olivia's mental growth.
[02:44] Luxion
    I'm sure Olivia made a very cute pet.
[02:48] Luxion
    After all, in this world,
    she's valuable to you as a doormat.
[03:04] Luxion
    Are you satisfied?
[03:06] Leon
    I wish I could hit you again,
    but my hand hurts now.
[03:17] Greg
    Ugh.
[03:18] Leon
    Man, you look at me like you really hate me.
[03:24] Leon
    Practicing your sword skills?
[03:26] Brad
    Yeah, that's right.
[03:28] Leon
    Why don't you practice your magic?
[03:30] Leon
    Isn't magic your specialty?
[03:33] Brad
    I know that. I'm doing this
    so I can defeat you someday.
[03:37] Brad
    We've decided to work hard until that day.
[03:40] Leon
    Are you stupid? I'm not
    fighting you guys again.
[03:44] Leon
    You'll be losers for life.
[03:46] Brad
    Wha—
[03:53] Leon
    You have nothing to say to that?
[03:56] Brad
    If I have time for that, I'd rather practice
    my swing as many times as possible.
[04:02] Brad
    After all, of the five
    of us, I'm the weakest.
[04:07] Brad
    I want Marie to look at me.
[04:10] Brad
    When the five of us are together,
    I worry I'm overshadowed by the others.
[04:16] Brad
    Of course, I'm number one
    when it comes to appearance,
[04:19] Brad
    but I've fallen behind in other ways.
[04:23] Leon
    He just casually called
    himself the most handsome.
[04:26] Leon
    What's so great about her?
    It's not like she's that good-looki—
[04:30] Brad
    It's not about her looks!
    It's what's on the inside!
[04:32] Leon
    Well, she's terrible on the inside, too!
[04:37] Brad
    Wh-What is this hunk of metal
    wandering around your ship?
[04:42] Brad
    But this is a good opportunity.
[04:47] Brad
    Let us fight, Bartfort!
[04:49] Leon
    No way. It's too cold out.
[04:51] Brad
    Don't waste your breath!
[04:55] Leon
    Why do you want to challenge me to
    a type of fight you're not good at?
[04:58] Leon
    Are you stupid?
[05:00] Brad
    My academic grades are better than yours!
[05:02] Brad
    I want to be proud of who
    I am when I face Marie!
[05:06] Leon
    These guys are doing their best
    to face Marie their own way.
[05:11] Leon
    In contrast, I'm...
[05:17] Brad
    Now I'll press the attack!
[05:25] Brad
    Ow.
[05:25] Leon
    You've gotta be stupid.
[05:29] Brad
    I thought I could do it.
[05:30] Leon
    Maybe after another decade of training.
[05:32] Brad
    Next time, I swear I will defeat you!
[05:42] Luxion
    That looked fun.
[05:43] Leon
    You sent that robot out here
    with wooden swords, didn't you?
[05:47] Luxion
    Yes.
[05:49] Leon
    They sure are putting a lot
    of thought into things.
[05:54] Leon
    All for that good-for-nothing girl, though.
[06:07] Kyle
    This is why I didn't want to come here!
[06:09] Kyle
    This dungeon's monsters are strong!
[06:12] Marie
    Don't give up!
[06:14] Marie
    There's a bright future
    waiting for us up ahead!
[06:19] Marie
    I need to do whatever it takes to retrieve
    that item before the protagonist does.
[06:24] Marie
    It's not like I can count on Prince Julius!
[06:33] Julius
    I've come up with an idea, Jilk.
[06:35] Julius
    What do you think of
    sneaking out of the palace
[06:37] Julius
    and meeting up with Greg and Brad?
[06:40] Jilk
    A fine idea. I am impressed, Your Highness.
[06:44] Julius
    But how should we escape?
[06:48] Julius
    I've got an idea, Jilk.
[06:49] Jilk
    Most impressive, Your Highness.
[06:51] Julius
    We'll wear masks. We should get cloaks, too.
[06:54] Jilk
    I see. We'll disguise ourselves and escape.
[06:57] Jilk
    But how shall we make the
    necessary arrangements?
[07:01] Julius
    I've got an idea, Jilk.
[07:03] Jilk
    Most impressive, Your Highness.
[07:05] Mylene
    What?
[07:06] Jilk
    Budget request for cloaks and masks.
[07:08] Jilk
    Purpose: entertainment.
[07:11] Mylene
    What were they thinking, submitting a request
[07:13] Mylene
    for a disguise to the royal palace itself?
[07:17] Mylene
    Perhaps those boys really
    are stupid after all.
[07:22] Servant
    Your budget request has been denied.
[07:37] Leon
    Ugh, a sausage fest first
    thing in the morning.
[07:39] Greg
    It's not like I want to see your face
    first thing in the morning, either.
[07:43] Brad
    More importantly, what are we
    going to do about the sky pirates?
[07:46] Brad
    The main force is still out there, isn't it?
[07:50] Leon
    In the game, they can be left alone
    until midway through the second year.
[07:55] Leon
    But this is an opportunity to
    acquire the Holy Necklace...
[07:59] Leon
    We've located the pirates' hideout.
[08:03] Leon
    If we wait a bit longer before going in—
[08:06] Luxion
    Master, it seems the pirates
    have decided to attack first.
[08:11] Leon
    They acted faster than I expected.
[08:13] Greg
    Is it the pirates?
[08:16] Leon
    Yeah, looks like it.
[08:18] Greg
    We'll fight, too.
[08:19] Greg
    Let me borrow an Armor,
    even if it's falling apart!
[08:22] Brad
    Me, too. I found something that looked
    usable among the pirates' Armor.
[08:26] Both
    Please!
[08:27] Leon
    No. You need to consider your own posit—
[08:32] Greg
    We know we'd be holding you back,
[08:34] Greg
    but we can't just sit by and watch.
[08:37] Brad
    We want to fight, too.
[08:39] Greg
    Bartfort!
[08:44] Leon
    Let me check the Armor first.
[08:46] Leon
    After that, you can do whatever you want.
[08:52] Olivia
    Why did I say those awful things to him?
[08:57] Olivia
    Mr. Leon helped me.
[09:01] Olivia
    Just getting to be by his side was a miracle.
[09:06] Olivia
    I'm the one who selfishly
    sought more than that.
[09:10] Olivia
    Why?
[09:14] Olivia
    Wh-What was that?
[09:24] Olivia
    A barrier?
[09:32] Olivia
    Mr. Leon!
[09:37] Leon
    What a pain.
[09:42] Leon
    All right. That just leaves...
[09:47] Leon
    Damn it!
[09:53] Olivia
    P-Please let me through!
[09:58] Olivia
    Let me through!
[10:04] Olivia
    Mr. Leon!
[10:15] Olivia
    Huh?
[10:24] Boss
    What is this trash?
[10:28] Boss
    You're a pretty girl, aren't you?
[10:32] Brad
    No, you don't!
[10:36] Olivia
    Wh-Who are you?
[10:37] Brad
    It's Brad! Flee, quickly!
[10:40] Boss
    You bastard. A brat like
    you shouldn't get too cocky!
[10:47] Olivia
    Mr. Brad!
[10:53] Greg
    It's so hard!
[10:55] Boss
    I've been through far worse
    shit than you have, kid!
[11:03] Leon
    Out of the way!
[11:06] Pirate B
    I-Is he a monster?
[11:07] Pirate C
    Who is this guy?
[11:09] Leon
    Don't kill them! Capture them all!
[11:12] Luxion
    That's an absurd request.
    You're struggling because of that.
[11:15] Leon
    The guy who blew me away earlier
    was probably the pirate boss.
[11:20] Leon
    If we can just do something about him...
[11:25] Pirate B
    Take this!
[11:26] Pirate C
    Die!
[11:28] Luxion
    Master, your reaction speed has decreased.
[11:31] Luxion
    Your operation technique and other
    capabilities have deteriorated, as well.
[11:34] Leon
    Yeah, well, sorry I haven't practiced enough!
[11:36] Luxion
    Actually, I believe it is a mental problem.
[11:39] Leon
    Shut up!
[11:40] Pirate B
    You little...
[11:44] Luxion
    Master, I have confirmed the
    pirate boss is on the deck.
[11:47] Luxion
    Olivia is in danger.
[11:49] Leon
    Livia? Why'd you let her outside?!
[11:52] Luxion
    I am sorry. It would seem the work
    robots shut down temporarily.
[11:57] Luxion
    Something must have disabled them.
[12:00] Leon
    Damn it!
[12:04] Luxion
    Master.
[12:06] Luxion
    Allowing them to join the battle
    was the right choice.
[12:09] Luxion
    They are fighting to protect Olivia.
[12:13] Greg
    Let's go, Brad.
[12:14] Brad
    Ready when you are.
[12:19] Leon
    Yeah. This is how it should be.
[12:24] Leon
    The protagonist belongs with the
    handsome romantic interests.
[12:29] Leon
    I don't belong at Livia's side.
[12:33] Leon
    After all, I'm a mob character.
[12:37] Leon
    But I have my own role to play.
[12:42] Leon
    Increase power output.
    We'll use number three.
[12:45] Leon
    I'll crush them.
[12:55] Brad
    D-Damn...
[12:57] Greg
    So this is the end...
[12:59] Boss
    You guys were a pain in the ass.
[13:02] Boss
    Come here, girl.
[13:05] Boss
    If you run, I'll kill these two.
[13:09] Olivia
    Th-This is my fault.
[13:12] Olivia
    I'm a burden. I'm useless.
[13:15] Olivia
    All I do is cause trouble for everyone else.
[13:18] Olivia
    I...
[13:50] Boss
    S-Spare me! I surrender! I surrender!
[13:54] Leon
    Surrender? Come on, now.
[13:57] Leon
    You're a famous pirate. That's no fun.
[14:00] Leon
    Try fighting back until the end.
[14:05] Leon
    Come on, fight back!
[14:08] Boss
    S-Spare me! Please spare me!
[14:13] Olivia
    M-Mr. Leon, don't!
[14:16] Leon
    Don't you think you're asking too
    much after all the havoc you wrought?
[14:19] Leon
    Why don't you tell your
    subordinates to surrender first?
[14:25] Leon
    Hey, found it.
[14:28] Boss
    G-Give that back! That's important!
[14:31] Leon
    I don't care. If you've got a
    problem, come and get it.
[14:46] Olivia
    Mr. Leon...
[14:55] Leon
    It's over.
[15:00] Olivia
    Mr. Brad!
[15:01] Olivia
    I'll heal you right away.
[15:03] Brad
    Th-Thank you.
[15:05] Olivia
    Don't thank me. You were hurt because of me.
[15:07] Brad
    You're wrong about that.
    We're trying to become knights.
[15:11] Brad
    A knight should be kind to women—ow!
[15:17] Brad
    You're skilled in the same magics as Marie.
[15:20] Olivia
    Ms. Marie is skilled in healing magic, too?
[15:22] Brad
    Yeah, she's our goddess.
[15:25] Brad
    With Marie around, no injury
    is ever... too... much...
[15:31] Olivia
    Mr. Brad?
[15:35] Leon
    You make a good couple.
[15:37] Olivia
    Huh?
[15:39] Leon
    I guess everything's made to end
    up where it belongs after all.
[15:46] Olivia
    Mr. Leon?
[15:49] Leon
    Greg, you're pretty strong.
[15:51] Greg
    Are you being sarcastic?
    More importantly, I'm sorry.
[15:54] Greg
    I broke the Armor we acquired.
[15:57] Leon
    What you did was more than worth it.
[16:00] Leon
    I'm going to bring Brad inside.
    Will you help me carry him?
[16:02] Greg
    He got hurt?
[16:04] Leon
    He's all right. Ms. Olivia healed him.
[16:12] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, why?
[16:26] Olivia
    Please call me Livia.
[16:37] Leon
    They'd amassed all this treasure, huh?
[16:40] Luxion
    Well, they were pirates.
[16:42] Luxion
    I doubt we can expect a reward
    from the Wayne family,
[16:47] Luxion
    but I believe we will also receive
    the bounty from the palace.
[16:51] Leon
    I'm thankful for that,
[16:54] Leon
    but were you able to find
    evidence linking the pirates
[16:56] Leon
    to Count Offrey's family and Stephanie,
    who orchestrated this mess?
[17:00] Luxion
    Yes. I discovered documents
    of their correspondence.
[17:04] Leon
    Good. That'll get rid of the trash.
[17:08] Leon
    The kingdom will improve slightly.
[17:11] Leon
    Actually, I guess the entire
    kingdom itself is trash.
[17:13] Luxion
    I would not hesitate to destroy
    this kingdom and this world.
[17:18] Luxion
    After destroying it, it would be possible
    for me to create a world that suits you.
[17:23] Leon
    Sounds nice. Maybe I'll assemble a harem,
[17:27] Leon
    with elves and cat-eared beast women.
[17:32] Leon
    I guess my thinking is no different
    from the academy girls', huh?
[17:37] Luxion
    I'm glad you have your answer.
[17:40] Luxion
    Do you feel better now that you've taken
    out your frustrations on the pirates?
[17:43] Luxion
    It's not that Olivia hates you now.
[17:47] Luxion
    She's just become emotionally unstable.
[17:50] Leon
    I know.
[17:57] Leon
    It's just time for me to go back
    to being a proper mob character.
[18:04] Luxion
    Master, there's a Redgrave
    airship headed our way.
[18:12] Leon
    Ms. Angelica must've pulled some strings.
[18:15] Leon
    Let's let them handle the rest.
[18:18] Brad
    What's the meaning of this?!
[18:21] Brad
    Ow, my wound.
[18:23] Greg
    We aren't the ones who defeated the pirates.
[18:26] Greg
    We can't accept this reward.
[18:28] Brad
    Are you telling us to take credit
    for Bartfort's achievement?
[18:31] Official
    You must accept. Baron Bartfort reported
    that he simply assisted the two of you.
[18:39] Greg
    What?
[18:40] Brad
    What does that mean?
[18:42] Official
    I was told not to say anything,
[18:44] Official
    but the baron has made an
    appeal to both your families.
[18:48] Official
    He's asked them to reconsider your
    disinheritance in light of your exploits.
[18:56] Luxion
    Are you sure this is what you wanted?
[18:59] Luxion
    It'd be good for me to
    see those two reinstated.
[19:04] Luxion
    They seem like they'd protect Ms. Olivia.
[19:06] Luxion
    There's the matter of Brad and Greg,
    but there's also the Offrey family's daughter.
[19:12] Leon
    Stephanie, huh?
[19:15] Leon
    We can let the royal palace and
    the Redgrave family handle her.
[19:20] Leon
    They'll inflict a far worse
    punishment than I ever could.
[19:27] Luxion
    If you're satisfied, then I'm fine with that.
[19:29] Luxion
    However, Angelica was upset with you.
[19:33] Luxion
    She wanted to know why you made Olivia cry.
[19:35] Leon
    Huh? Oh.
[19:44] Leon
    Rich girls can be so fussy.
[19:46] Luxion
    Do you intend to distance
    yourself from Angelica, as well?
[19:49] Leon
    Yeah. If anything, we've
    been too close until now.
[20:12] Angelica
    Will our relationship ever be the same again?
[20:20] Brad
    Your Highness, we've made a decision.
[20:23] Julius
    A decision? About what?
[20:26] Brad
    We want to beat Bartfort as fellow men.
[20:28] Greg
    He's an incredible knight,
    but someday we'll catch up to him.
[20:33] Julius
    Guys...
[20:35] Brad
    Your Highness, would it be
    possible to see the queen?
[20:39] Greg
    We wouldn't be men if we didn't
    return the favor we owe him.
[20:45] Leon
    Brad, Greg...
[20:48] Leon
    Do you guys really hate me that much?
[20:52] Luxion
    You've been promoted from upper
    sixth to lower fifth rank.
[20:55] Luxion
    Those two must have talked
    to the palace for you.
[20:58] Leon
    There's no way this is acceptable!
[21:01] Leon
    That's two ranks higher than my own father!
[21:03] Luxion
    Also, you received this letter.
[21:07] Leon
    A letter?
[21:10] Leon
    The Atlee family? So it's
    from Clarice's family.
[21:15] Atlee
    Dear Baron Bartfort.
[21:17] Atlee
    Thank you for helping my daughter.
[21:20] Atlee
    As a token of my appreciation, I'd like
    you to accept an air bike as thanks.
[21:25] Atlee
    Also, though this may be impertinent of me,
[21:27] Atlee
    I have recommended you be promoted to
    upper fifth rank after your graduation.
[21:37] Luxion
    Congratulations. You'll be
    promoted once you graduate.
[21:42] Leon
    P-Please, no more! I'm going
    on a trip somewhere!
[21:46] Luxion
    You can't. Classes start tomorrow.
SIGN    Trapped in a Dating Sim
[23:26] Leon
    You travel abroad every year for your
    school trip? Nobles sure are something.
[23:29] Chris
    It's an opportunity to gain
    knowledge and friends.
[23:31] Leon
    I don't understand it.
[23:32] Chris
    Next time, "Unlike You Wannabe Nobles."
[23:35] Chris
    That's because you're not very aristocratic.
[23:37] Leon
    Neither are you, Mr. Disinherited.

Season 1

E10 - Unlike You Wannabe Nobles

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[00:03] Leon
    So this is the air bike from Lady Clarice.
[00:06] Luxion
    It's far more advanced than the one
    you rode at the academy festival.
[00:10] Luxion
    I've named it "Schwert."
[00:12] Leon
    I'm the one who owns it.
[00:14] Leon
    So, what does "Schwert" mean?
[00:17] Luxion
    It means "sword."
[00:19] Leon
    Hey, I like it!
[00:21] Leon
    It's metallic and pointy,
    so that's a perfect name for it!
[00:26] Luxion
    Now, let's get modding.
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
[02:02] Daniel
    Have you tried being happier about it?
[02:04] Raymond
    Yeah, you've been promoted.
[02:07] Leon
    I didn't want to get promoted.
[02:10] Raymond
    But you won't have any
    trouble finding a wife now.
[02:13] Raymond
    See? The girls are looking at you.
[02:17] Girl A
    I heard he got promoted again.
[02:18] Girl B
    He could be a winning ticket now.
[02:20] Girl C
    Personally, I hate him, though.
[02:23] Leon
    They're practically admitting that
    they're only after my status!
[02:26] Leon
    No freakin' way!
[02:27] Daniel
    I can't deny that.
[02:29] Raymond
    Well, you might be able to develop
    a relationship with someone.
[02:33] Raymond
    The school trip's coming up.
[02:35] Leon
    The school trip event...
[02:37] Leon
    Every year, all three grades
    go on a trip together.
[02:40] Leon
    The students are split into three groups.
[02:43] Leon
    In the game, you head to the same
    destination as your romantic interest,
[02:46] Leon
    where you get to improve
    your relationship score.
[02:48] Leon
    There are also items that can only
    be acquired at your destination,
[02:51] Leon
    so I decided to head to the
    southern floating island
[02:54] Leon
    where the item I want can be found.
[02:57] Leon
    I guess we're going our separate ways.
[02:59] Daniel
    You'll be with Lady Angelica
    and Ms. Olivia, right?
[03:02] Raymond
    Why don't you apologize
    and make up with them?
[03:04] Leon
    What? Why would I apologize to them?
[03:07] Daniel
    Because it's bound to be your fault.
[03:09] Raymond
    Totally.
[03:10] Both
    Yup, yup.
[03:12] Leon
    Exactly what kind of person
    do you guys think I am?
SIGN    Unlike You Wannabe Nobles
[03:21] Leon
    This is nothing like the school
    trips I'm familiar with.
[03:24] Luxion
    This is a luxury passenger ship, after all.
[03:26] Luxion
    Apparently, you'll even get to enjoy
    water skiing at your destination.
[03:29] Leon
    I know. I'm planning to take Schwert
    for a test drive while I'm there.
[03:34] Leon
    Anyway...
[03:42] Deirdre
    We'll have such a marvelous
    time once we arrive.
[03:45] Deirdre
    I'll tell you all about my
    forefathers' heroic exploits.
[03:50] Girl
    Ms. Deirdre!
[03:52] Girl
    I'm looking forward to it!
[03:53] Leon
    If I want to get married, I'll have
    to put in some effort while I'm here.
[03:58] Girl
    Mr. Chris!
[03:59] Girl A
    Mr. Chris!
[03:59] Girl B
    Where are you heading next?
[04:00] Girl C
    Come eat with me.
[04:01] Girl D
    Join me on the pool deck.
[04:05] Girl
    Mr. Chris!
[04:05] Leon
    The handsome romantic interests are
    getting as much attention as ever.
[04:08] Leon
    I wish they'd follow the game's story and
    get together with Ms. Olivia already.
[04:17] Leon
    Not that it's any of my business.
[04:22] Follower A
    I've chosen to forsake the duke's family.
[04:25] Follower B
    Me, too. They're on their way out since her
    engagement to the prince was called off.
[04:31] Follower A
    We're supposed to pull the
    string and throw it out a window?
[04:33] Follower B
    Yeah. They said not to attract any attention.
[04:53] Olivia
    It's like a dream.
[04:57] Olivia
    If only the three of us could stroll
    through this beautiful place together...
[05:07] Olivia
    Is it even all right for me
    to remain at the academy?
[05:41] Priestess
    You must be students from the academy.
[05:44] Priestess
    Are you here to visit the shrine?
[05:45] Leon
    Actually, uh...
[05:47] Priestess
    This shrine is dedicated to marriage.
[05:49] Priestess
    It's said to be very effective.
[05:51] Angelica
    What?
[05:52] Olivia
    Marriage?
[05:54] Leon
    So this is the event where the protagonist
[05:57] Leon
    and romantic interest
    visit the shrine together.
[05:59] Priestess
    Yup, yup.
[06:01] Angelica
    We should start by making an offering.
[06:05] Olivia
    Y-You're giving them that much?
[06:07] Angelica
    Is this not correct?
[06:09] Angelica
    At the temple, it's normal
    to donate about this much.
[06:16] Leon
    God, please help me find a wife.
[06:19] Leon
    Find me a kind woman with common sense!
[06:22] Leon
    I'm into mature, sexy
    women who will coddle me!
[06:26] Leon
    And if she's a little naughty, even better!
[06:28] Leon
    Ow, ow, ow!
[06:28] Angelica
    Don't say things like that
    in a holy place, you fool!
[06:31] ---
    Ha, ha, ha.
[06:40] Leon
    I wonder if Lady Angelica hopes to marry
    someone more respectable than the prince.
[06:46] Leon
    For Ms. Olivia, someone other than the
    disappointing Greg and Brad could be—
[06:50] Leon
    No, I guess Julius and
    Jilk are hopeless, too.
[06:54] Leon
    No, that's not right.
[06:57] Leon
    As long as he makes Ms. Olivia
    happy, anyone will do.
[07:04] Priestess
    Academy students, these are
    our shrine's famous charms.
[07:09] Priestess
    Take one as a souvenir.
[07:11] Angelica
    Charms?
[07:16] Leon
    That's right! This is what I was looking for!
[07:20] Leon
    The randomly acquired Luck Charm,
[07:22] Leon
    Battle Charm, and
    Elemental Protection Charm!
[07:27] Leon
    I wanted these items so badly,
    I pulled some strings to make sure
[07:31] Leon
    I'd end up at the southern floating
    island on the school trip.
[07:31] Leon
    Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[07:35] Leon
    Bless you, school trip event!
[07:37] Priestess
    U-Um, those are for the three of you.
[07:42] Angelica
    Oh, we don't need them.
[07:44] Olivia
    You keep them, Mr. Leon.
[07:47] Leon
    No, you might as well take one.
[07:49] Leon
    Let's open them together.
[07:51] Angelica
    Leon...
[07:55] Angelica
    If you insist.
[07:57] Olivia
    Thank you.
[07:59] Leon
    Here we go. Come on, big money.
[08:02] Priestess
    There are no winners or losers!
[08:04] Priestess
    There are just different varieties!
[08:06] Leon
    Ready, and...
[08:09] Angelica
    What is this?
[08:10] Olivila
    It's beautiful.
[08:12] Leon
    Red and white Elemental
    Protection Charms, huh?
[08:15] Leon
    I'm glad you two got those.
[08:18] Leon
    I've got no affinity for
    those colored elements.
[08:20] Olivia
    Affinity?
[08:21] Angelica
    What does that mean?
[08:23] Leon
    In any case, you keep those.
[08:26] Leon
    I got something good, too.
[08:29] Angelica
    It's different from ours.
[08:31] Olivia
    Are those swords?
[08:33] Leon
    Yeah, it's a Battle Charm.
[08:36] Leon
    It's an item that enhances
[08:39] Leon
    close-quarters combat abilities
    and increases physical attributes.
[08:43] Leon
    It's shaped a little differently from
    the one I'm familiar with, though.
[08:47] Priestess
    Are the charms to your liking?
[08:48] Leon
    Yes, thank you.
[08:51] Priestess
    Thank you for visiting the shrine.
[08:54] Priestess
    The three of you must have
    prayed for your friendship.
[08:58] Leon
    Huh?
[09:06] Luxion
    Master, did you not head into the
    dungeon to get the Holy Bracelet
[09:11] Luxion
    because you hadn't acquired that charm yet?
[09:15] Luxion
    I thought it was odd that you weren't
    in more of a hurry with Marie around.
[09:19] Luxion
    Is she not attempting to take
    the protagonist's place?
[09:23] Leon
    As long as she's played the game
    thoroughly, she won't do anything stupid.
[09:29] Leon
    We're screwed if we head down the war route.
[09:39] Hertrude
    It's nearly time.
[09:44] Chris
    Bartfort.
[09:46] Chris
    I heard you fought Brad.
[09:48] Chris
    You and I should have our own sword fight.
[09:52] Leon
    But Brad challenged me to
    something he's not good at.
[09:56] Leon
    You want to sword fight me when
    you're a skilled swordsman?
[10:00] Chris
    I've never thought of myself
    as a skilled swordsman.
[10:04] Chris
    My father says I have no talent for it.
[10:07] Leon
    Then why don't you get Marie to console you?
[10:10] Chris
    You know nothing about me!
[10:12] Chris
    You've never worked a day in your life!
[10:17] Leon
    What's going on?
[10:18] Chris
    An alarm?
[10:28] Leon
    You're kidding.
[10:29] Student
    What's happening?
[10:30] Student
    Monsters?
[10:30] Chris
    Calm down, everyone! Head inside the ship!
[10:32] Student
    What's going on?
[10:33] Leon
    That mark...
[10:35] Luxion
    That's the crest of the Principality of Fanoss.
[10:38] Leon
    The Principality of Fanoss...
[10:40] Leon
    Originally belonging to
    a duke of the kingdom,
[10:43] Leon
    they declared their independence
    and now call themselves a nation.
[10:46] Leon
    They're not supposed to show
    up until the end of the game.
[10:50] Leon
    Why? It's too soon.
[10:54] Luxion
    I'll instruct the main ship
    and the Partner to attack.
[10:56] Luxion
    Just give the word, Master.
[10:58] Leon
    Send them immediately.
    How much time do we have?
[11:07] Leon
    A monster airship?
[11:09] Leon
    It's the princess.
[11:11] Angelica
    Leon!
[11:12] Angelica
    Why is the Principality attacking?
[11:17] Angelica
    Princess Hertrude...
[11:19] Leon
    You know her?
[11:20] Angelica
    Yes, I met her once before.
[11:27] Hertrude
    I, first princess of the Principality of Fanoss,
    Hertrude Sera Fanoss, have a message for you.
[11:35] Hertrude
    We have declared war on the Holfort Kingdom.
[11:40] Hertrude
    Children of the kingdom's foolish
    nobles, surrender or die.
[11:46] Hertrude
    I shall grant you time to make your decision.
[11:49] Hertrude
    I'll wait one hour.
[11:52] Angelica
    A d-declaration of war?
[11:54] Angelica
    Is she trying to take us hostage?
[11:57] Leon
    Why is this third-year event happening now?
[12:02] Leon
    Where did I go wrong?
[12:13] Gelatt
    How do you do, people of the kingdom?
[12:16] Gelatt
    My name is Gelatt.
[12:18] Gelatt
    Now, then...
[12:19] Gelatt
    Children of nobles ranking as barons
    or higher will be taken prisoner.
[12:24] Gelatt
    We have no interest in anyone
    ranked lower than that.
[12:27] Gelatt
    We have no need for demi-human
    slaves or the ship's crew, either.
[12:30] Student
    What?
[12:30] Student
    They're not interested in knights?
[12:32] Student
    But...
[12:32] Leon
    This isn't good.
[12:33] Student
    We're not even worth anything as hostages?
[12:33] Leon
    What should I do? How can
    I get us out of this?
[12:34] Student
    But my favorites...
[12:39] Angelica
    I am Angelica Rapha Redgrave.
[12:42] Angelica
    I believe you're at least
    familiar with my family's name.
[12:45] Gelatt
    Well, well.
[12:46] Angelica
    I'm the only hostage you need.
     Let the others go.
[12:51] Gelatt
    I wasn't expecting a duke's
    daughter to be aboard this ship.
[12:54] Gelatt
    I applaud your courage to step forward.
[12:58] Gelatt
    This way, please.
[13:00] Olivia
    A-Angie!
[13:02] Leon
    Hey, wait!
[13:06] Boy A
    You idiot! Don't do anything stupid!
[13:07] Boy B
    Nobody made her say it!
[13:09] Leon
    Let go! Are you guys insane?
[13:11] Gelatt
    Ah, he cares so deeply about his friend.
[13:18] Angelica
    Leon...
[13:23] Gelatt
    Let's give these nobles one last job.
[13:29] Gelatt
    I want you to punish him.
[13:33] Gelatt
    Come on, hurry up!
[13:35] Boy
    No hard feelings.
[13:43] Olivia
    Mr. Leon!
[13:45] Angelica
    Stop! Don't do this!
[13:47] Gelatt
    That's not how you ask
    someone to do something.
[13:51] Gelatt
    That's hardly fitting behavior
    for a duke's daughter.
[13:58] Angelica
    P-Please stop.
[14:01] Angelica
    I'm begging you.
[14:06] Gelatt
    Too bad! I reject your request!
[14:14] Gelatt
    Now, come this way.
[14:17] Gelatt
    Or do you want to expose
    all the students to danger?
[14:25] Olivia
    Wait!
[14:26] Olivia
    Don't go, Angie!
[14:29] Follower A
    Don't you dare.
[14:30] Follower B
    You know what'll happen if you do, don't you?
[14:32] Leon
    Don't touch her, you shitheads!
[14:32] Girl
    Stay out of this.
[14:35] Leon
    Stop!
[14:36] Leon
    You won't get away with this!
[14:37] Boy C
    Shut up!
[14:43] Hertrude
    It's good to see you again, Angelica.
[14:46] Hertrude
    I never thought we'd be reunited like this.
[14:49] Angelica
    Do you really intend to go to war?
[14:52] Angelica
    You know how much stronger the
    kingdom is than your principality.
[14:55] Hertrude
    You're right. It's true that overcoming that
    difference in power would be difficult.
[15:00] Hertrude
    But behold.
[15:02] Gelatt
    Your Highness, we should
    discuss the hostages first.
[15:05] Hertrude
    Ah, that's right.
[15:07] Angelica
    What are you talking about? I surrendered
    myself so you'd let the others go.
[15:11] Hertrude
    Only two students resisted
    when you were taken away.
[15:15] Hertrude
    How cold and spineless they are.
[15:18] Hertrude
    They're not fit to be nobles.
[15:29] Leon
    Come on, don't cry.
[15:32] Olivia
    I failed to save Angie.
[15:35] Olivia
    I can't get you out of here, either.
[15:38] Leon
    I can't handle crying girls.
[15:41] Leon
    But maybe the ability to shed tears
    for another is an impressive thing.
[15:51] Olivia
    Mr. Chris...
[15:52] Chris
    Bartfort, an envoy from
    the Principality just arrived.
[15:56] Leon
    And?
[15:57] Chris
    Angelica is the only
    hostage they'll be taking.
[16:00] Chris
    They'll begin the attack in an hour.
[16:03] Chris
    We're to die like nobles, apparently.
[16:07] Leon
    Figures.
[16:09] Chris
    This ship has six Armors.
[16:11] Chris
    I want us to buy time for
    the others to escape.
[16:16] Chris
    I need your help.
[16:17] Leon
    No way. They turned their backs on Angie.
[16:22] Leon
    Let them all fall.
[16:25] Chris
    Leon Fou Bartfort.
[16:28] Chris
    Please save us.
[16:30] Leon
    No.
[16:34] Chris
    Sorry to have bothered you.
[16:36] Leon
    You idiot. I wasn't done talking.
[16:42] Leon
    I'm not so kind as to help
    people who don't do anything.
[16:48] Leon
    If we're doing this, we're all doing this.
[16:54] Chris
    Guys, listen to me.
[16:56] Chris
    I understand why you lost your nerve
    in the face of so many enemies.
[17:00] Chris
    But for all of us to survive, we have to fight.
[17:03] Chris
    Please help!
[17:06] Chris
    If we don't stand up to them
    now, we'll die like dogs.
[17:09] Mob
    Shut up!
[17:10] Mob
    First-year brat!
[17:12] Mob
    Don't get ahead of yourself!
[17:12] Mob
    Sit down! You've been disinherited!
[17:14] Mob
    We can't beat them!
[17:16] Follower A
    This is all Angelica's fault!
[17:17] Follower A
    All she did was save her own skin!
[17:19] Follower B
    What a pathetic excuse for a duke's daughter!
[17:24] Leon
    Quit your whining, scumbags.
[17:29] Leon
    Listen to me.
[17:31] Leon
    I'm a knight with an official barony
    and lower fifth rank to boot.
[17:36] Leon
    I have more status than the
    instructors who lead us.
[17:39] Leon
    And I'm ordering you to fight.
[17:42] Leon
    Die fighting. It's better than being killed.
[17:47] Mob
    What?!
[17:48] Mob
    You can't be serious!
[17:48] Mob
    I don't want to die!
[17:49] Mob
    You can go fight!
[17:51] Leon
    Oh, you bet I'll fight.
    After all, I'm a real noble.
[17:55] Leon
    Unlike you wannabe nobles.
[17:59] Mob
    What?
[18:00] Deirdre
    Wannabe nobles, you say?
[18:05] Deirdre
    How dare you? I'm the daughter of an earl.
[18:08] Deirdre
    Take it back.
[18:10] Leon
    Huh? Who are you?
[18:12] Deirdre
    I am Deirdre Fou Roseblade.
[18:15] Deirdre
    I'm the daughter of Earl Roseblade.
[18:18] Deirdre
    Don't you forget it.
[18:19] Leon
    Roseblade...
[18:21] Leon
    Excluding the duke's family, your family's
    probably the most influential one here.
[18:26] Leon
    But you're still just a phony.
[18:27] Deirdre
    H-How rude, you upstart!
[18:31] Leon
    Yeah, that's right. I'm an upstart.
[18:34] Leon
    But I'm a true noble and
    successful adventurer.
[18:38] Leon
    Unlike you phonies.
[18:40] Deirdre
    Silence!
[18:42] Deirdre
    My family presented the kingdom
    with a massive island.
[18:46] Deirdre
    We're the most distinguished of families!
[18:48] Leon
    Your forefathers certainly were real nobles.
[18:51] Leon
    But their descendants are cowards.
[18:56] Leon
    You were relieved when Angie
    surrendered herself, weren't you?
[19:02] Leon
    You silently waited for the storm to pass.
[19:05] Leon
    The Principality is right.
[19:07] Leon
    You have none of the guts or pride
    of the descendants of adventurers.
[19:11] Leon
    You're just cowards clinging to the
    achievements of your forefathers.
[19:15] Leon
    And your forefathers' achievements are about
    to be overwritten by your patheticness!
[19:21] Leon
    Once you've embarrassed your relatives,
    you'll never stop hearing about it.
[19:27] Leon
    That you're a disgrace to nobles.
[19:29] Leon
    How they want nothing to do with
    cowards who flee from a fight.
[19:36] Leon
    Is the noble's blood—the adventurer's
    blood running through your veins fake?
[19:41] Leon
    Do you want to die pathetically,
    simply waiting for death?
[19:45] Leon
    If you're the descendants of
    great adventurers, then fight.
[19:54] Deirdre
    You must be stupid.
[19:56] Deirdre
    You think you can defeat those
    monsters with that thing?
[20:00] Deirdre
    Go ahead and fight with
    that thing all you want.
[20:05] Leon
    I knew it.
[20:06] Deirdre
    You said so yourself.
[20:08] Deirdre
    The blood of our great forefathers
    runs through our veins.
[20:13] Deirdre
    That is our weapon.
[20:16] Mob
    Let's do this!
[20:18] Mob
    Don't underestimate us, shithead!
[20:20] Mob
    Once we're done with
    the Principality, you're next!
[20:22] Mob
    We'll destroy you!
[20:27] Leon
    I like seeing people who
    have some self-respect.
[20:30] Deirdre
    Baron Bartfort.
[20:33] Deirdre
    You are fantastic.
[20:36] Deirdre
    Your brazen attitude...
[20:39] Deirdre
    You're like an untrained dog.
[20:42] Deirdre
    It's thrilling!
[20:48] Deirdre
    Bartfort, we're counting on you.
[20:50] Leon
    Yeah.
[20:51] Leon
    Did you find the ones
    who signaled the Principality?
[20:53] Chris
    It was a couple of Angelica's followers.
[20:57] Chris
    They're currently being held in the brig.
[20:59] Follower A
    Wait! This is all a misunderstanding!
[21:01] Follower B
    Please listen to us!
[21:03] Leon
    We'll let the duke handle them later.
[21:07] Leon
    I'm going to tear off
    that scumbag's mustache.
[21:11] Chris
    You're strong.
[21:13] Leon
    Yeah, I already know.
[21:16] Olivia
    Mr. Leon.
[21:20] Olivia
    Please...
[21:23] Olivia
    Please save Angie.
[21:25] Leon
    I will. That's my job.
[21:30] Hertrude
    It's time.
[21:32] Hertrude
    I'll show you how we'll overturn
    our difference in strength...
[21:42] Hertrude
    The power of the Principality.
SIGN    Trapped in a Dating Sim
[23:25] Leon
    I like those key chains sold as souvenirs.
[23:27] Olivia
    What are you talking about?
[23:28] Leon
    I'm tempted by wooden swords,
    but they take up so much space.
[23:31] Olivia
    Wooden swords? Wait, why wooden swords?
[23:33] Olivia
    Uh, um... Next time, "What I Can Do Now."
[23:37] Olivia
    Now I'm curious! Tell me!

Season 1

E11 - What I Can Do Now

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[00:03] Olivia
    Mr. Leon.
[00:05] Olivia
    Please...
[00:08] Olivia
    Please save Angie.
[00:10] Leon
    I will. That's my job.
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
SIGN    What I Can Do Now
[01:55] Leon
    Let's go, Luxion.
[01:57] Luxion
    Angelica is inside that ship.
[01:59] Luxion
    Princess Hertrude appears to be with her.
[02:02] Leon
    In the game, the princess had a magic flute.
[02:06] Leon
    We'll take the magic flute
    while we're rescuing Angie.
[02:09] Leon
    Let's force our way through.
[02:10] Luxion
    Ready when you are.
[02:13] Leon
    Take this!
[02:20] Leon
    See that? That's how strong you and I are!
[02:23] Leon
    Look at how incredible we
    are when we work together!
[02:26] Luxion
    Work together? I'm doing
    most of the work here.
[02:29] Luxion
    It would be more accurate
    to say you're assisting me.
[02:31] Leon
    Whatever! Let's go on to the next thing!
[02:34] Luxion
    You really are trash, aren't you?
[02:36] Leon
    Yahoo!
[02:40] Chris
    Bartfort, will I ever be like you?
[02:47] Chris
    Boys, let's do whatever it
    takes to protect the ship!
[02:50] All
    Yeah!
[02:53] Student A
    They're coming!
[02:54] Deirdre
    Calm down and take your positions.
[02:57] Girl
    They're charging us!
[02:59] Girl
    Mr. Chris!
[03:01] Chris
    We made a promise to Bartfort.
[03:03] Chris
    We won't let this ship fall!
[03:05] Deirdre
    Barriers up!
[03:08] Deirdre
    Prepare to intercept.
[03:10] Deirdre
    Scatter them!
[03:14] Soldier
    Ship spotted at nine o'clock.
[03:16] Hertrude
    What is it?
[03:17] Soldier
    It appears to be an air bike.
[03:20] Angelica
    Schwert...
[03:26] Angelica
    Leon...
[03:34] Hertrude
    Bring me my magic flute again.
[03:35] Maid
    Yes, ma'am.
[03:36] Angelica
    You fool. You're such a fool.
[03:39] Angelica
    You would've been strong enough to flee.
[03:52] Chris
    They're coming. Intercept them!
[03:55] Hertrude
    How foolish. Resisting will
    only make it more painful.
[03:59] Angelica
    Silence. The nobles of the kingdom
    are descended from adventurers.
[04:03] Angelica
    They're far stronger than you think.
[04:05] Angelica
    They don't give up easily, either.
[04:11] Angelica
    They're showing some backbone,
    just like you wanted.
[04:14] Angelica
    The one leading the charge is one of the
    kingdom's most distinguished knights,
[04:18] Angelica
    Leon Fou Bartfort.
[04:20] Hertrude
    Bartfort...
[04:25] Gelatt
    They certainly don't give up easily.
[04:27] Gelatt
    But it all ends here.
[04:30] Gelatt
    They'll be within range of our cannons soon.
[04:34] Gelatt
    We'll send them all falling,
    including the monsters.
[04:39] Hertrude
    Gelatt, you're going to use the
    monsters I control as bait?
[04:43] Gelatt
    We can easily get our hands on
    as many monsters as we need.
[04:48] Angelica
    Leon... Livia...
[04:52] Luxion
    I'm surprised.
[04:53] Leon
    About what?
[04:55] Luxion
    The academy's students,
    especially the male students.
[04:58] Luxion
    They're putting up a good
    fight against the monsters.
[05:01] Luxion
    I expected them to struggle more.
[05:04] Leon
    The kingdom's nobles are strong
    to begin with because they're
[05:07] Leon
    descended from adventurers.
[05:09] Leon
    They train all the time
    so girls will marry them.
[05:13] Leon
    If they're serious about finding wives,
[05:15] Leon
    they become stalwart warriors
    by the time they graduate.
[05:19] Luxion
    The results are touching.
[05:21] Boy A
    Take this!
[05:23] Boy B
    We'll handle this. We'll do whatever
    it takes to protect the girls!
[05:27] Girl
    Another wave is coming!
[05:28] Girl
    Make the barrier thicker!
[05:30] Deirdre
    Out of the way.
[05:31] Girl
    Ms. Deirdre!
[05:33] Deirdre
    Rose Hurricane!
[05:38] Deirdre
    I shall blow away these foul monsters.
[05:43] Girl
    Something smells nice.
[05:45] Girl
    Do I smell roses?
[05:50] Chris
    Ignore the small ones.
[05:52] Chris
    Let the guys on the ship handle
    the rest while we do our job.
[05:56] All
    Right!
[06:00] Olivia
    Are you all right?
[06:01] Crew
    Y-Yeah. I've never seen healing magic before.
[06:06] Crew
    And you nobles don't disappoint.
[06:10] Crew
    You're all so courageous.
[06:18] Student
    They're firing on us!
[06:23] Boy
    They're pointing their cannons at us.
[06:25] Boy
    Are they going to blast their monsters, too?
[06:27] Girl
    No!
[06:28] Girl
    What should we do?
[06:29] Girl
    We can't block that!
[06:32] Olivia
    N-No!
[06:35] Chris
    Damn it.
[06:37] Student
    They're coming!
[06:39] Olivia
    No.
[06:40] Boy
    Damn!
[06:43] Olivia
    No!
[06:47] Olivia
    No!
[06:50] Olivia
    No!
[07:03] Olivia
    I need to do what I can do now!
[07:14] Boy
    Th-The monsters...
[07:16] Girl
    Amazing.
[07:17] Girl
    Has she always been a student?
[07:18] Deirdre
    No wonder you got a scholarship.
[07:21] Deirdre
    Your magical talent is on another level.
[07:27] Olivia
    Go, Mr. Leon. I'll protect the ship.
[07:32] Luxion
    So that's the Saint. How marvelous.
[07:36] Leon
    I'm surprised, too.
[07:38] Leon
    She lacks the Saint's key items,
    but she's still so powerful.
[07:42] Luxion
    It's the product of her studying.
[07:44] Luxion
    She put honest effort into
    studying while at the academy.
[07:47] Luxion
    It's what she gained from meeting you.
[07:50] Luxion
    She had time to study
    because you protected her.
[07:57] Leon
    As long as it wasn't for nothing.
[08:00] Luxion
    This is a good opportunity for us.
[08:01] Luxion
    We can charge in without
    worrying about our rear.
[08:04] Leon
    Yeah. Ms. Olivia created
    this precious window for us.
[08:08] Leon
    I won't waste it.
[08:10] Luxion
    Selecting the shortest route.
    Try not to fall off.
[08:16] Leon
    Th-The shortest route?
[08:18] Leon
    You mean we're going inside its mouth?!
[08:31] Angelica
    What an uncomfortable ride this ship is.
[08:33] Angelica
    As if riding a monster
    wasn't tasteless enough.
[08:36] Hertrude
    How could you say that? It's so cute.
[08:38] Angelica
    Cute how?! Are you blind?!
[08:41] Gelatt
    Your allegedly distinguished
    knight leading the charge
[08:44] Gelatt
    seems to have been eaten by this ship.
[08:49] Gelatt
    We shall record his name in the
    history books of the principality.
[08:53] Gelatt
    He'll be remembered as the total idiot who
    died pointlessly defying the principality alone.
[09:04] Angelica
    Leon!
[09:05] Leon
    Get down!
[09:12] Leon
    Take this, dumbstache!
[09:17] Leon
    You're coming with me.
    This time you'll be our hostage.
[09:21] Hertrude
    I underestimated you, knight of the kingdom.
[09:25] Hertrude
    Will you tell me your name?
[09:30] Leon
    Don't try to buy time.
    I'm taking your magic flute, too.
[09:33] Leon
    You'd better do as I say, or else.
[09:40] Luxion
    Master, that's a replica.
    The maid has the real one.
[09:45] Luxion
    Permanent hair removal mode on.
[09:51] Leon
    Too bad, princess.
[09:56] Angelica
    A rubber bullet?
[09:58] Angelica
    So he just knocked her unconscious.
[10:04] Leon
    All right. Princess, you'll
    be coming onto our ship.
[10:08] Hertrude
    Have it your way.
[10:11] Angelica
    Leon, what's happening?
[10:12] Leon
    It's because we took out the
    monster beneath the ship.
[10:15] Leon
    We need to hurry.
[10:17] Soldier
    The mother ship!
[10:18] Soldier
    Where is the princess?
[10:26] Leon
    Hey! Your precious princess is right here!
[10:30] Leon
    Get out of the way! You'd better
    move your asses now, or else!
[10:34] Solider
    That's playing dirty!
[10:34] Solider
    Coward!
[10:35] Solider
    And you call yourself a knight?!
[10:37] Leon
    Idiots! Take a look in the mirror!
[10:49] Angelica
    You're unbelievable.
[10:57] Angelica
    Thank you, Leon.
[11:06] Soldier
    Mr. Gelatt, you're all right!
[11:10] Gelatt
    What is it?
[11:11] Solider
    What happened to your mustache?
[11:13] Gelatt
    Shut up! Prepare for battle!
[11:16] Soldier
    Yes, sir!
[11:16] Gelatt
    Damn him.
[11:29] Leon
    Ms. Olivia seems pretty wiped out.
[11:33] Chris
    Bartfort!
[11:35] Chris
    The enemy has stopped
    attacking. What should we do?
[11:37] Leon
    All that's left to do is flee back
    home with the princess as our hosta—
[11:42] Gelatt
    All ships, the princess has
    sacrificed herself for the principality.
[11:47] Gelatt
    Launch an all-out attack!
[11:49] Leon
    Wha—
[11:50] Chris
    They're telling their own princess to die?
[11:53] Hertrude
    This won't be enough to stop the principality.
[11:56] Hertrude
    I can be replaced.
[12:06] Leon
    What did you do?!
[12:07] Hertrude
    I released the monsters from my control.
[12:10] Hertrude
    They'll attack the one
    who was controlling them.
[12:15] Hertrude
    Before long, they'll gather around this ship.
[12:20] Leon
    If the battle continues, Ms. Olivia
    will attempt to use that spell again.
[12:25] Leon
    Damn it.
[12:28] Leon
    Luxion, we need to buy time.
[12:30] Luxion
    I'm fine with that. I'd follow
    you to the ends of the earth.
[12:34] Angelica
    Leon!
[12:36] Chris
    Bartfort!
[12:38] Angelica
    Leon...
[12:39] Chris
    Positions, everyone!
[12:41] All
    Yeah!
[12:42] Mob
    Damn!
[12:43] Mob
    I can't keep going.
[12:44] Deirdre
    Quit complaining! Get the injured inside!
[12:45] ---
    We can't let it end like this!
[12:49] Angelica
    What can I do?
[12:52] Luxion
    Master, isn't this a few too
    many enemies for you to handle?
[12:55] Leon
    Shut up!
[12:57] Angelica
    For the kingdom.
[12:59] Leon
    Piece of shit!
[13:01] Angelica
    For Leon.
[13:14] Angelica
    Are these Fire Lances?
[13:17] Angelica
    But I've never been able
    to cast this spell before.
[13:23] Angelica
    Incinerate my—no, Leon's enemies!
[13:30] Leon
    Angie...
[13:32] Angelica
    Leon!
[13:35] Angelica
    Livia!
[13:36] Angelica
    You fiend!
[13:39] Angelica
    Livia, what are you doing? Get out of here!
[13:42] Olivia
    A-Angie...
[13:45] Angelica
    Did you expend too much magic power?
[13:50] Olivia
    I wanted to be useful.
[13:53] Olivia
    All I've ever done is hold
    you and Mr. Leon back.
[14:01] Olivia
    I wanted you two to acknowledge me.
[14:04] Olivia
    I wanted us to become real friends.
[14:08] Olivia
    So I tried my best.
[14:10] Angelica
    Idiot! You did plenty!
[14:14] Angelica
    You've never held us back.
[14:18] Olivia
    Angie...
[14:23] Angelica
    You fool. I'll give you all
    the acknowledgment you want.
[14:31] Angelica
    You're my dear friend, Livia.
[14:43] Olivia
    Angie...
[14:46] Angelica
    You fool, Livia...
[15:09] Angelica
    It's no use.
[15:11] Angelica
    If I'd known this would happen,
    I would've told them how I felt sooner.
[15:17] Angelica
    Livia...
[15:18] Angelica
    Father...
[15:20] Angelica
    Brother...
[15:21] Angelica
    Your Highness...
[15:27] Angelica
    I see... I...
[15:32] Angelica
    Be a good friend to Livia, Leon.
[15:43] Angelica
    Livia...
[15:44] Angelica
    You fool! It's too dangerous! Run!
[15:47] Olivia
    No!
[15:49] Angelica
    Don't do this! That's enough!
[15:50] Olivia
    No! You...
[15:54] Olivia
    You're important to me, too, Angie!
[15:56] Angelica
    Y-You fool! You'll fall, too!
[16:00] Olivia
    But... But you said we were friends.
[16:05] Olivia
    You're important to me, too!
[16:10] Angelica
    You fool. That's a terrible reason.
[16:14] Olivia
    I don't care if it makes me a fool.
[16:17] Olivia
    As long as we can be friends.
[16:20] Olivia
    As long as we can be together.
[16:24] Angelica
    Livia...
[16:33] Angelica
    Livia!
[16:37] Angelica
    Livia!
[16:40] Angelica
    Livia!
[16:51] Olivia
    I knew it.
[16:53] Olivia
    I knew Mr. Leon would come save me.
[17:01] Leon
    Shit. She looks so damn relieved.
[17:05] Leon
    Luxion, handle the piloting.
[17:07] Luxion
    I'll match her relative speed. Hold on tight.
[17:11] Luxion
    Now's the time to be overprotective.
[17:14] Leon
    Oh, shut up.
[17:24] Leon
    You're all right now. I'll get you to
    the ship, so don't worry, Ms. Olivia.
[17:31] Olivia
    It's Livia.
[17:32] Leon
    L-Listen...
[17:34] Olivia
    It's Livia! Why won't you call me "Livia"?
[17:38] Olivia
    Do you hate me now?
[17:40] Olivia
    Please don't call me "Ms. Olivia"!
[17:45] Leon
    You can't be with me.
[17:47] Leon
    You should find a better man to be with.
[17:50] Olivia
    Why are you talking about other men?
[17:53] Leon
    We just can't, Ms. Olivia.
[17:55] Leon
    There are guys who would be a better match
    for you, like handsome or wealthy men.
[18:00] Olivia
    You're calling me Ms. Olivia again.
[18:02] Olivia
    I don't care about that!
[18:04] Leon
    I'm telling you...
[18:09] Leon
    There's...
[18:10] Leon
    There's Prince Julius!
[18:12] Olivia
    I hate him. He made Angie cry.
[18:15] Leon
    Then how about Jilk?
[18:16] Olivia
    He's rotten on the inside.
[18:18] Leon
    Brad!
[18:18] Olivia
    A narcissist!
[18:19] Leon
    Greg!
[18:20] Olivia
    A meathead!
[18:21] Leon
    Chris!
[18:21] Olivia
    Needy!
[18:23] Olivia
    I don't want anyone else.
[18:25] Olivia
    I want to be with you, Mr. Leon.
[18:27] Olivia
    I want to have fun with you and
    Angie again, like we used to.
[18:32] Leon
    But that's not good for you.
[18:35] Olivia
    I want to be with you!
[18:37] Leon
    What's so great about me? I'm just a mo—
[18:40] Olivia
    I, Livia, am in love with you, Mr. Leon.
[18:44] Olivia
    That's all there is to it.
[18:47] Olivia
    I love you!
[18:59] Luxion
    Going up, Master.
[19:02] Leon
    Uh, sure.
[19:07] Leon
    I don't know what the right answer is.
[19:09] Leon
    As far as this world is concerned,
    it might be wrong, but...
[19:15] Leon
    Hold on tight, L-Livia.
[19:24] Olivia
    Okay.
[19:30] Leon
    My clothes are so thick,
    I can't feel anything!
[19:35] Luxion
    I custom-made your suit so it'd be
    highly resistant to external pressure.
[19:40] Leon
    I should've expected that from you!
[19:46] Angelica
    Leon! Livia!
[19:48] Olivia
    Angie!
[19:49] Angelica
    You fool! I was so worried about you!
[19:53] Olivia
    I'm sorry.
[19:55] Angelica
    I'm glad you're all right.
[20:00] Leon
    Luxion.
[20:01] Luxion
    Sorry it took so long. It's finally arrived.
[20:11] Student
    What's that ship?
[20:13] Student
    Is it an enemy ship?
[20:14] Angelica
    That's the Partner.
[20:17] Crew
    New ship spotted. 700-meter class.
[20:21] Luxion
    Forward cannons taking aim at two warships.
[20:24] Luxion
    Fire away.
[20:29] Gelatt
    Wh-What just happened?
[20:31] Crew
    Enemy cannon fire. They've
    destroyed our protective barrier.
[20:34] Gelatt
    Wha—
[20:36] Gelatt
    First he took my mustache,
    now he's taking my fleet?
[20:41] Leon
    All right. We'll rescue everyone
    while acting as a shield
[20:44] Leon
    between the passenger ship and the fleet.
[20:46] Luxion
    Roger that.
[20:52] Chris
    Bartfort, can you fight?
[20:54] Leon
    I'll show them who they
    tried to pick a fight with.
[20:57] Leon
    I'll teach the dumbasses of the principality
    just how terrifying I can be.
[21:02] Luxion
    Your personality is totally twisted.
[21:04] Angelica
    Leon, the rest is up to you.
[21:06] Olivia
    Promise you'll come back.
[21:09] Leon
    Luxion, get me my large rifle and blade.
[21:12] Luxion
    Opening container one.
[21:17] Leon
    Now, let's go shatter their will to fight.
[21:21] Luxion
    You truly are a villain, Master.
[21:25] Gelatt
    Another Armor!
[21:27] Crew
    S-Sir, we must retreat.
[21:30] Gelatt
    Don't be stupid! They've taken
    the princess and the magic flute.
[21:33] Gelatt
    To top it all off, we lost to a child.
[21:35] Gelatt
    You think we can just leave now?
[21:38] Crew
    B-But...
[21:40] Gelatt
    A-Ah, right. We still have you.
[21:45] Gelatt
    The principality's most powerful hero,
    Sir Vandel the Black Knight.
SIGN    Trapped in a Dating Sim
[23:25] Leon
    The Black Knight is a cool nickname.
[23:28] Olivia
    Shall we come up with a
    nickname for you, Mr. Leon?
[23:30] Angelica
    At the rate you're going, it should
    be the "Black-Hearted Knight."
[23:32] Leon
    That's so mean.
[23:33] Leon
    Next time, "No Matter How Tough
    the World of Otome Games Is."
[23:37] Leon
    You're breaking my heart here.

Season 1

E12 - No Matter How Tough the World of Otome Games Is

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[00:03] Leon
    All right, who's next?
[00:10] Enemy Soldier
    Damn it! How's he so fast?
[00:12] Leon
    I wonder!
[00:16] Luxion
    The Partner will begin
    rescuing passengers now.
[00:24] Chris
    Prioritize the injured!
    Everyone is to evacuate!
[00:27] Deirdre
    Well fought, everyone! Now hurry!
[00:30] Leon
    This has been one crazy school trip.
[00:33] Leon
    Once everyone's aboard the Partner,
    send it away from the battlefield.
[00:45] Luxion
    Master, a new enemy has appeared.
[00:48] Luxion
    It's a black Armor.
[00:49] Luxion
    I believe it's an elite enemy troop.
[00:51] Leon
    Black Armor?
[00:53] Leon
    Could it be...
[00:56] Leon
    The Black Knight?
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
SIGN    No Matter How Tough
    the World of Otome Games Is
[02:33] Hertrude
    Vandel! But why?
[02:35] Angelica
    The Black Knight showed up here?
[02:39] Olivia
    Who is this Black Knight?
[02:41] Angelica
    A knight of the principality who's been
    feared since before we were born.
[02:46] Angelica
    He single-handedly sank dozens
    of the kingdom's warships.
[02:50] Olivia
    Is it possible for Mr. Leon to
    defeat such a powerful knight?
[02:56] Luxion
    Activating drones.
[03:06] Leon
    This guy must be using cheats.
[03:08] Luxion
    His Armor is far superior
    to any we've faced so far.
[03:13] Leon
    This is gonna be tough.
[03:18] Leon
    Can't dodge this!
[03:19] Vandel
    Pointless.
[03:25] Vandel
    You're so young.
[03:27] Vandel
    You can barely handle those
    weapons you're using.
[03:29] Leon
    Luxion, stow the rifle and blade.
[03:33] Luxion
    What will you use next?
[03:36] Leon
    My bare hands.
[03:40] Duchy Knight
    You fool!
[03:42] Leon
    Who's the fool?
[03:44] Luxion
    Impact.
[03:47] Luxion
    Master, behind you.
[03:50] Vandel
    Begone.
[03:58] Chris
    Is that the Black Knight?
[04:01] Chris
    Marie, I'm sorry. This is the end.
[04:06] Leon
    Damn it!
[04:10] Chris
    He can still fight?
[04:12] Leon
    Jeez.
[04:14] Leon
    Nobody told me he could
    pierce Arroganz's armor.
[04:17] Luxion
    Armor performance down 30%.
[04:19] Luxion
    Strain on pilot increasing.
[04:21] Luxion
    I recommend we withdraw.
[04:23] Leon
    No way.
[04:24] Luxion
    This is what you get for not
    taking the lives of your enemies.
[04:28] Luxion
    They've been forced into a position
    where they can't retreat.
[04:32] Leon
    Rub it in, why don't you?
[04:34] Vandel
    Boy, you'll rue being born in the kingdom.
[04:38] Leon
    Normally, I totally would've run by now, but...
[04:42] (Flashback) Angelica
    Leon, the rest is up to you.
[04:45] (Flashback) Olivia
    Promise you'll come back.
[04:49] Luxion
    Requesting permission to utilize main ship.
[04:51] Leon
    Denied. We'd end up killing the Black Knight.
[04:55] Luxion
    I don't understand you.
[05:04] Leon
    Don't underestimate Arroganz's toughness!
[05:07] Leon
    My Armor is leagues better than his!
[05:09] Luxion
    And his piloting skills are
    leagues better than yours.
[05:20] Vandel
    I mustn't lose to a knight of the kingdom.
[05:25] Leon
    You must be pretty old, right?
[05:28] Leon
    Why are you so determined to fight?
[05:30] Vandel
    Because it's my duty.
[05:33] Leon
    Your duty?
[05:36] Vandel
    As a knight of the principality,
    I fight for the principality.
[05:42] Vandel
    I am simply fulfilling my duty.
[05:46] Vandel
    That's what it means to live.
[05:50] Leon
    For the most part, I agree.
[05:52] Leon
    But...
[05:55] Leon
    For the present moment, even if it means
    acting beyond my responsibilities,
[05:58] Leon
    I'm gonna do what I want to do!
[06:00] Vandel
    You think you can stop me?
[06:02] Leon
    Yeah, I'll beat you!
[06:05] Leon
    Damn! I fell for a classic move!
[06:14] Vandel
    What?
[06:16] Vandel
    Have you thrown the battle?
[06:18] Leon
    No, I win.
[06:24] Vandel
    What? How is it still moving?
[06:31] Leon
    Arroganz is part of Luxion.
[06:34] Leon
    And I'm proud to say I purchased
    Luxion as a microtransaction.
[06:40] Leon
    It's over. Surrender.
[06:43] Vandel
    No. Kill me.
[06:46] Leon
    I'm trying to kill as few people as possible.
[06:49] Vandel
    Don't be ridiculous.
[06:52] Luxion
    Master, the Partner has brought the
    surrounding area under control.
[06:57] Leon
    Nice work. I knew you could do it.
[07:05] Leon
    Seriously? What a sore loser.
[07:09] Galett
    I have no choice but to erase everything.
[07:12] Galett
    It's the only way to make sure
    I don't go down in history
[07:15] Galett
    as an incompetent and beardless
    man who lost to a child.
[07:19] Angelica
    What is that light?
[07:21] Hertrude
    It's a special signal flare.
[07:24] Hertrude
    It's far superior to even my own magic
    for simply gathering monsters.
[07:28] Galett
    Come, monsters!
[07:31] Galett
    Destroy it all!
[07:38] Leon
    It's quite a magnificent sight to
    see so many of them in one place.
[07:41] Vandel
    Unfortunately, it seems you've no choice
    but to be destroyed along with us.
[07:46] Leon
    Luxion, you've got this, right?
[07:49] Luxion
    Is it finally my turn to do something?
[08:10] Hertrude
    I-I don't believe it.
[08:12] Vandel
    What's happening?
[08:15] Leon
    You're not the only ones who
    had an ace up their sleeve.
[08:20] Leon
    Once you've returned to
    your principality, make sure
[08:23] Leon
    you tell them just how strong the kingdom is.
[08:26] Vandel
    You're not going to take my head as a trophy?
[08:29] Leon
    Who needs an old man's head?
     Talk about creepy.
[08:32] Leon
    Oh, but I will be taking your sword.
[08:36] Vandel
    Boy, someday your naïveté
    will be your undoing.
[08:40] Vandel
    Don't forget that.
[08:41] Leon
    Huh?
[08:46] Leon
    You sure do talk big for someone
    who was spared by my kindness.
[08:51] Leon
    Looks like you don't get it, old man.
[08:54] Vandel
    What?!
[08:56] Leon
    You're already finished.
[08:59] Leon
    Don't you get it? You lost to a civilian ship.
[09:03] Leon
    One carrying students, no less.
[09:06] Leon
    But you were defeated by us.
[09:08] Leon
    Do you know what that means?
[09:11] Vandel
    You continue to insult me, you vile—
[09:14] Leon
    A bunch of grown-ass men fought their
    hardest against some children and lost.
[09:18] Leon
    Do you really think there
    will be a next time for you?
[09:23] Leon
    Look, old man, just retire already.
[09:26] Leon
    In fact, retiring is your only choice.
[09:28] Leon
    Your era has ended.
    Thank you for your service.
[09:33] Vandel
    You fiend! Are you telling
    us to live with our shame?!
[09:38] Leon
    Don't losers have to do what
    winners tell them to do?
[09:42] Leon
    Yeah, keep on living, even if it's in disgrace.
[09:50] Galett
    Baron Bartfort, please have mercy.
[09:55] Leon
    I don't know.
[09:58] Leon
    I think I'll take any Armors that still work,
[10:00] Leon
    and warships and airships
    that are still in good shape.
[10:05] Leon
    The rest are floating hunks of stone.
[10:07] Leon
    I'll break down any non-mobile airships
    and take every last bit of them, too.
[10:12] Luxion
    This is more like you, Master.
    How absolutely heartless.
[10:16] Leon
    Right? I kind of like this side of me, too.
[10:20] Galett
    W-Wait! Perhaps we should hold official
    negotiations between our nations...
[10:26] Leon
    Why should I have to make
    any concessions when we won?
[10:29] Galett
    But...
[10:31] Leon
    Right?
[10:32] Galett
    But...
[10:34] Leon
    Right?
[10:36] Galett
    Y-Yes, sir.
[10:41] Luxion
    Master, it would have been easy for my
    main ship to defeat the Black Knight.
[10:47] Luxion
    Why did you bother fighting him?
[10:50] Leon
    Because you would've vaporized
    them in an instant.
[10:53] Leon
    But what happens after that?
[10:55] Luxion
    The world would perceive you as a threat.
[10:59] Luxion
    Not just the principality, but the kingdom
    would probably act on it, too.
[11:03] Leon
    Right? That sounds like a pain in the ass.
[11:06] Leon
    I'm already doing more than I should.
[11:08] Leon
    After all, I'm...
[11:10] Luxion
    A mob character, right?
[11:13] Leon
    That's right.
[11:16] Leon
    What's this about?
[11:18] Leon
    This is my room. Let me in.
[11:21] Leon
    I'm sleepy.
[11:24] Luxion
    Master, the two of them are in your room.
[11:27] Leon
    Huh?
[11:39] Leon
    What a precious sight.
[11:43] Leon
    But...
[11:47] Leon
    You should've told me they were sleeping!
[11:49] Leon
    Angie's dad is gonna kill me!
[11:51] Luxion
    They fell asleep while waiting for you.
[11:54] Luxion
    They must have been tired.
[11:56] Chris
    Bartfort.
[11:58] Leon
    Chris.
[12:00] Leon
    What do you want? You'd better
    not challenge me to another duel.
[12:03] Leon
    I'm exhausted.
[12:04] Chris
    You defeated the Black Knight.
    I'm surely beneath your notice.
[12:10] Chris
    But someday, I will catch up to you.
[12:13] Chris
    You are my goal.
[12:19] Leon
    Right, then. Like we did with the sky pirates,
[12:22] Leon
    I'm gonna force him to take
    credit for this incident.
[12:26] Angelica
    Study abroad?
[12:27] Angelica
    Are you sure you're not
    being too soft on them?
[12:30] Angelica
    Princess Hertrude invaded our nation.
[12:33] Gilbert
    More importantly, how is Leon doing?
[12:36] Angelica
    H-How is he...
[12:39] Gilbert
    He's been quite successful.
[12:41] Gilbert
    We can't have him marrying the wrong person.
[12:45] Angelica
    He has no romantic prospects.
[12:47] Angelica
    The girls never liked him to begin with.
[12:49] Gilbert
    That's what I don't understand.
[12:51] Gilbert
    How does a knight who continues
    to be promoted single-handedly
[12:53] Gilbert
    receive no attention from the girls?
[12:58] Leon
    Ah, this is paradise.
[13:06] Olivia
    It's so tasty.
[13:08] Angelica
    If you like cookies, I'll have some
    brought in from my favorite shop.
[13:12] Leon
    Tell me about the shop.
[13:14] Angelica
    No. I'm sure you'd buy their entire stock.
[13:17] Leon
    Aw, come on. All I'd do is eat their most
    popular products in front of the girls.
[13:22] Leon
    Or maybe hand them out to girls on diets.
[13:24] Angelica
    Don't.
[13:25] Olivia
    No. You mustn't. Bad!
[13:29] Angelica
    More importantly, Leon, you let Chris take
    credit for defeating the Black Knight.
[13:34] Olivia
    You did?
[13:36] Leon
    Ladies, that was a highly
    sophisticated political decision.
[13:43] Angelica
    Regarding Chris's family, the Arclights?
[13:46] Angelica
    True, this incident will force them
    to accept him back into the family.
[13:50] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, you really are a kind man after all.
[13:53] Leon
    Yeah, of course I am.
[13:55] Luxion
    Isn't that nice, Master?
[13:58] Olivia
    U-Um, there's something I've
    been wondering about.
[14:02] Angelica
    What is that thing?
[14:03] Leon
    Oh, uh...
[14:06] Leon
    This is Luxion, my familiar.
[14:08] Luxion
    I provide support for my master.
[14:11] Luxion
    I am not the product of
    magic, but rather science.
[14:14] Luxion
    I am an artificial intelligence with—
[14:16] Luxion
    Please don't touch my lens.
[14:19] Angelica
    It's rather charming.
[14:21] Olivia
    You're so cute, Lux.
[14:23] Luxion
    Lux?
[14:24] Leon
    Aw, what a nice nickname, Lux.
[14:29] Luxion
    If you have time to tease me, perhaps
    you should worry about yourself instead.
[14:35] Leon
    What do you mean?
[14:37] Luxion
    Those five appear to be plotting something.
[14:45] Marie
    Huh?
[14:47] Kyle
    What is this?
[14:48] Julius
    We will challenge Bartfort with this.
[14:51] Julius
    We'll defeat him and move forward.
[14:54] Marie
    How did you make this?
[14:57] Julius
    We gathered together the parts and
    spent sleepless nights working on it.
[15:01] Julius
    The materials cost a mere 500,000 dia.
[15:05] Marie
    They blew 500,000 dia on this piece of junk?
[15:08] Marie
    They must be crazy.
[15:11] Student
    I can't believe they're having a rematch.
[15:11] Student
    Handmade Armor, huh?
[15:13] Student
    This time the prince and his crew will win.
[15:13] Student
    They pulled all-nighters building it together.
[15:15] Angelica
    I've had just about enough of the prince.
[15:17] Angelica
    I feel sorry for Leon.
[15:19] Olivia
    I hope Mr. Leon doesn't get hurt.
[15:22] Olivia
    The award ceremony is tomorrow.
[15:25] Leon
    Don't meddle in their relationship
    with Marie if they win, huh?
[15:30] Leon
    What do they think our previous duel was for?
[15:33] Luxion
    Why didn't you refuse to duel them?
[15:35] Leon
    I figured I'd lose to them.
[15:38] Luxion
    Lose? But why?
[15:40] Leon
    If they're so desperate to be
    with Marie, then I'll let them.
[15:44] Leon
    When I thought about it, I realized
    Livia was too good for them.
[15:49] Luxion
    Took you long enough.
[15:51] Leon
    There's no such thing as too late.
[15:55] Greg
    You're sure you're okay with me piloting it?
[15:57] Brad
    I hate to admit it, but I can't beat him.
[15:59] Chris
    I'm only good with swords. I can't do it.
[16:01] Jilk
    We're trusting you with all our hopes.
[16:04] Julius
    You've got the best chance of doing it.
[16:06] Julius
    Get out there and beat Bartfort.
[16:08] Greg
    Sure thing!
[16:11] Luxion
    Their friendship is so refreshing.
[16:14] Leon
    They sure do like to rub it in, don't they?
[16:16] Leon
    Now, let's go lose.
[16:21] Ref
    Begin!
[16:26] Greg
    What's wrong, Bartfort?
[16:28] Greg
    Hit me with everything you've got!
[16:30] Leon
    Wow, you're all fired up.
    Are you a hot-blooded guy?
[16:34] Luxion
    Master, please tell Greg to
    exit his Armor immediately.
[16:37] Luxion
    That junkpile is about to explode.
[16:40] Leon
    What? No way.
[16:41] Luxion
    The interior was assembled haphazardly.
[16:43] Luxion
    Internal temperatures are abnormally high.
[16:45] Luxion
    I can only say I'm impressed it's
    moving at all given the circumstances.
[16:48] Leon
    So it's out of control, huh?
[16:51] Leon
    Hey, there's something wrong with your Armor!
[16:54] Leon
    Get out of it!
[16:55] Greg
    You're trying to trick me, aren't you?
[16:57] Leon
    No, listen to me!
[16:59] Student
    Go!
[17:00] Student
    You can do it!
[17:01] Student
    Get him!
[17:01] Leon
    Damn it. Ref, stop the fight!
[17:03] Leon
    There's something wrong with his Armor!
[17:05] Ref
    Bartfort, you disgrace yourself.
[17:08] Ref
    Why can't you face their feelings head-on?
[17:11] Leon
    Don't be absurd! Why don't you start
    by facing my words head-on, huh?
[17:14] Luxion
    You reap what you sow.
[17:16] Luxion
    You make things difficult for yourself
    by behaving terribly all the time.
[17:19] Leon
    Whatever. Help me figure
    out how to deal with this.
[17:21] Luxion
    Analysis complete.
[17:23] Luxion
    We can destroy the Armor
    without causing an explosion.
[17:25] Leon
    Destroy it? You're kidding, right?
[17:28] Leon
    Even I'd feel bad about that!
[17:29] Greg
    Keep your head in the fight!
[17:30] Luxion
    Then the Armor will explode, killing Greg.
[17:33] Leon
    Hey!
[17:33] Julius
    Go on, Greg!
[17:35] Jilk
    That's it!
[17:36] Brad
    He's driving him back!
[17:37] Chris
    Show him how strong you are!
[17:39] Greg
    This is the end!
[17:41] Luxion
    Master, we're out of time.
[17:43] Leon
    You guys suck for making me do this!
[17:48] Luxion
    Impact.
[17:55] Leon
    I'm so done.
[17:59] Brad
    Greg!
[17:59] Ref
    Bartfort wins.
[18:00] Jilk
    Again?
[18:01] Chris
    I suppose I'm not surprised.
[18:03] Julius
    Next time we'll beat him.
[18:05] Marie
    No! My 500,000 dia!
[18:11] Leon
    I didn't want to break it, but everyone
    keeps treating me like trash.
[18:17] Raymond
    Come on, pull yourself together.
[18:20] Daniel
    You'll ruin the ceremony.
[18:22] Leon
    Why are we in full dress, anyway?
[18:24] Leon
    This award ceremony is just for
[18:26] Leon
    handing out participation awards to the
    students who fought the principality, right?
[18:30] Daniel
    What? Nobody told you?
[18:33] Raymond
    You're being awarded a real
    distinguished service medal
[18:35] Raymond
    for capturing the principality's princess.
[18:38] Leon
    Huh?
[18:39] Angelica
    Leon, what are you doing?
[18:41] Angelica
    The ceremony is starting.
[18:44] Leon
    No! I don't wanna go!
[18:46] Angelica
    Hurry it up. My father and
    brother are in attendance.
[18:50] Angelica
    I want to properly introduce you to them.
[18:52] Leon
    Introduce me? Why?
[18:54] Angelica
    B-Because...
[18:56] Angelica
    Never mind. Just hurry up.
[19:04] Leon
    This is a dream.
[19:07] Leon
    When I wake up, I'll be
    at the entrance ceremony
[19:09] Leon
    marking the start of my life at the academy.
[19:10] Leon
    While whining about how
    hard it is to find a wife,
[19:13] Leon
    I'll study the way of tea under
    my master and buy a new tea set.
[19:18] Lucas
    Leon Fou Bartfort, for
    your meritorious deeds,
[19:23] Lucas
    you are granted the title of viscount.
[19:25] Lucas
    This distinguished service award comes with
    recommendations from the royal family,
[19:29] Lucas
    the Redgrave family, the Field family,
    the Seberg family, the Arclight family,
[19:34] Lucas
    the Atlee family, and the Roseblade family.
[19:39] Lucas
    Do not forget to be
    grateful on this occasion.
[19:42] Leon
    I can't do that! Not even for you, Master!
[19:50] Marie
    What does he think he's doing?
    He's just a mob character.
[19:54] Marie
    You just watch.
[19:55] Marie
    I'll acquire the Saint's remaining items
    and completely become the protagonist!
[20:02] Leon
    I can't be a viscount.
[20:05] Leon
    I was supposed to live a carefree
    life as a back country baronet.
[20:16] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, you were wonderful.
[20:19] Leon
    Livia...
[20:20] Olivia
    U-Um...
[20:22] Leon
    Y-Yes?
[20:24] Olivia
    You've been avoiding me, haven't you?
[20:27] Leon
    I just... didn't know what to say to you.
[20:36] Olivia
    I know this may be an inconvenience for you,
[20:40] Olivia
    but I meant what I said then.
[20:44] Leon
    It's no inconvenience at all. I just...
[20:49] Olivia
    Someday, I hope you'll tell me your answer.
[20:53] Leon
    Livia...
[20:58] Olivia
    Come on. Angie's waiting for us.
[21:03] Leon
    Maybe it's time for me to steel my resolve.
[21:12] Leon
    I may be a mob character,
    but I still want to be with them.
[21:15] Leon
    No matter how tough the
    world of otome games is...
[21:22] Luxion
    Master, you and Marie are quite similar.
[21:25] Leon
    Huh?
[21:26] Luxion
    Both of you used knowledge
    from your previous lives
[21:30] Luxion
    to get close to the protagonist
    and romantic interests.
[21:32] Luxion
    From my perspective, you're the same.
[21:36] Leon
    You think I'm the same as Marie?
[21:38] Luxion
    As far as I'm concerned,
    it's a trivial matter.
[21:41] Luxion
    Go ahead and be as friendly with
    Olivia and Angelica as you'd like.
[21:45] Leon
    How do you expect me to do
    that after what you've said?
[21:48] Luxion
    Your indecisiveness brought
    about this undesired result.
[21:54] Luxion
    Though you could also say it's
    what I'd expect from you.
[21:56] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, hurry.
[21:58] Angelica
    How long are you going to make us wait?
[22:01] Leon
    I wish I had a more
    pure-hearted, honest partner.
[22:04] Luxion
    I could say the same thing, Master.
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