# Season 1
# E1 - I Hate This World
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX02PW/i-hate-this-world)
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**[00:01] Protagonist**
I hate you.
**[00:04] Protagonist**
I really hate all of you.
**[00:14] [Messenger] Julius**
Did you just hit me?
***SIGN*** Julius
**[00:15] [Messenger] Julius**
Do you have any idea who I am?
**[00:17] [Messenger] Olivia**
No. But regardless of who you are,
I won't tolerate such rudeness.
***SIGN*** Olivia
**[00:24] Protagonist**
Ugh, what a pain in the ass.
**[00:26] Protagonist**
This is draining all my willpower.
***SIGN*** Julius
**[00:29] [Messenger] Julius**
You really don't know who I am?
***SIGN*** Olivia
**[00:31] [Messenger] Sign**
I'm sorry. I don't know much
about the royal capital.
**[00:35] Protagonist**
She's gotta be lying about not recognizing
the prince of her own country.
**[00:39] Protagonist**
What a devious protagonist.
**[00:43] Protagonist**
The characters were designed
by a famous illustrator,
**[00:45] Protagonist**
and famous voice actors were cast.
**[00:48] Protagonist**
It's supposedly the highly-anticipated
new game from a major developer, but...
***SIGN*** Julius
**[00:52] [Messenger] Sign**
You're not like other girls.
**[00:56] Protagonist**
The world of this otome game is
far too convenient for women.
**[01:02] Protagonist**
Why do I have to use my precious days off
improving my relationship with dudes?
**[01:10] [Messenger] Sign**
Traveling abroad is so fun!
**[01:11] [Messenger] Sign**
Little Sister
**[01:12] [Messenger] Sign**
Traveling abroad is so fun!
**[01:13] Younger Sister**
*Traveling abroad is so fun!*
**[01:17] Protagonist**
She's the one who forced me to play this game.
**[01:21] (Flashback) Protagonist**
An otome game?
**[01:23] (Flashback) Younger Sister**
I want to hear the game completion audio,
but I can't be bothered to play through it.
**[01:28] (Flashback) Protagonist**
But why do I have to do it?
**[01:30] (Flashback) Younger Sister**
You'd better, or I'll tell
Mom about you-know-what.
**[01:35] (Flashback) Younger Sister**
So yeah, if you could go ahead and
full-clear it, that would be great.
**[01:39] Protagonist**
Damn it. Why am I doing this?
**[01:43] [Messenger] Julius**
I'll be holding my own tea party soon.
***SIGN*** Julius
**[01:45] [Messenger] Julius**
I'd like you to come.
***SIGN*** Olivia
**[01:47] [Messenger] Sign**
What?
**[01:49] [Messenger] Sign**
Hold on.
***SIGN*** Angelica
**[01:49] [Messenger] Angelica**
She would be out of place at your tea party.
**[01:51] Protagonist**
What a stereotypical rich girl antagonist.
**[01:54] Protagonist**
Why do nobles care so
much about social status?
**[01:54] Julius**
* I'm here at this school*
* as one of its students.*
**[01:57] Julius**
* You may be my fiancée, but you have no right*
* to meddle in my affairs to this degree.*
**[01:58] Protagonist**
Who cares if you're a prince
or the daughter of a duke?
**[02:01] Protagonist**
And floating islands? Yeah, okay.
**[02:06] Julius**
*Are you scared?*
**[02:08] Olivia**
*No, I'm fine.*
**[02:10] Protagonist**
Here we go with the dungeons and monsters.
**[02:13] Protagonist**
This stuff tends to end up in games
when they're developed by studios
**[02:16] Protagonist**
that mainly make games for men.
**[02:20] Protagonist**
We've also got flying bikes and battleships.
**[02:26] Protagonist**
And to top it all off, we're
fighting a war in power suits.
***SIGN*** Julius
***SIGN*** Equipment
***SIGN*** Prince uses Skill Attack!
***SIGN*** Behold my ultimate attack!
**[02:31] Protagonist**
This game is out of control!
**[02:33] Protagonist**
Is this really an otome game?
**[02:35] Protagonist**
And why is it so freaking hard?!
**[02:38] Protagonist**
Why are you so depressed?!
**[02:40] Julius**
*I'm sorry, Olivia.*
***SIGN*** Battle Dolphin
**[02:42] Protagonist**
It'd be quicker to spend
money on this dumb game!
***SIGN*** Orca Flighter
***SIGN*** Luxion
***SIGN*** Luxion
***SIGN*** Stats Attack Power Defense Power
**[02:44] Protagonist**
Don't underestimate
a working adult!
**[02:49] Angelica**
* How dare you deceive*
* His Highness, foul wench?*
**[02:51] Protagonist**
Shut up, rich girl.
**[02:53] Chris**
*I wish to protect her.*
**[02:54] Protagonist**
Shut up, trash.
**[02:56] Greg**
*Be honest. Say you love me.*
**[02:58] Brad**
*It's only natural that I'd fall for you.*
**[03:00] Protagonist**
Just shut up already.
**[03:02] Jilk**
*I love you, as well.*
**[03:04] Julius**
*I love you the most.*
**[03:07] Protagonist**
Are you stupid?
**[03:07] Olivia**
*Guys...*
**[03:09] Protagonist**
What a bunch of pretentious,
tasteless, arrogant hunks.
**[03:13] Protagonist**
The girls are excessively strong
and have awful personalities.
**[03:16] Protagonist**
They're all surrounded by paramours, too.
**[03:20] Protagonist**
I... I...
**[03:24] Protagonist**
I hate this world!
**[03:39] Protagonist**
It's over.
**[03:42] Protagonist**
I achieved the 100% event
completion reverse harem ending.
**[03:48] Protagonist**
I'm so hungry.
**[03:53] Protagonist**
To the convenience store.
**[04:06] Protagonist**
*This isn't good.*
**[04:10] Protagonist**
*I'm not dying like this!*
***SIGN*** Trapped in
***SIGN*** a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** Trapped in
a Dating Sim
**[05:54] Leon**
So this is how I die.
**[06:01] Leon**
Wh-What was that?
**[06:03] Leon**
Did something happen to me?
**[06:07] Leon**
Same old scenery, same old sky.
**[06:13] Balcus**
You idiot!
**[06:16] Balcus**
Why did you run away?
**[06:18] Luce**
The lady is coming today.
**[06:21] Leon**
Sorry.
**[06:22] Zola**
Unbelievable.
**[06:25] Zola**
This is why I hate country boys.
**[06:30] Luce**
I'm sorry.
**[06:31] Zola**
Balcus, tell him who the Bartfort family
has to thank for its continued existence.
**[06:40] Balcus**
That would be you, Zola.
**[06:44] Zola**
That's right.
**[06:45] Zola**
And you get to act like a baron
**[06:47] Zola**
despite being a back country
lord because you married me.
**[06:52] Zola**
Don't forget that.
**[06:55] Balcus**
I know.
**[06:57] Luce**
Of course.
**[07:02] Leon**
Why do Jenna and the others
get to stay in the main house
**[07:05] Leon**
while we're banished to the storage shed?
**[07:07] Nicks**
Why are you complaining about that now?
**[07:09] Nicks**
Lady Zola doesn't like us.
**[07:12] Leon**
Because we're not her kids?
**[07:14] Nicks**
Yeah. Men, especially the sons of mistresses,
can't expect to be treated any better.
**[07:20] Nicks**
You should study while you can, too.
**[07:22] Nicks**
Otherwise you won't be able
to get married at the academy.
**[07:25] Leon**
The academy?
**[07:28] Nicks**
If only we were elves or beast men.
Then we could've become someone's paramour.
**[07:32] Leon**
Paramours?
**[07:35] Leon**
Wh-What kind of life is that?
Don't men get any respect?
**[07:38] Nicks**
What? Of course not.
**[07:41] Nicks**
Women hold more power in this world.
**[07:44] Leon**
*Women have more power?*
***SIGN*** Angelica
**[07:46] [Messenger] ---**
She would be out of place at your tea party.
**[07:47] Leon**
*I recognize this world.*
**[07:56] Leon**
*This is the world of that otome game.*
**[08:02] Leon**
And that's how I, Leon Fou Bartfort,
**[08:06] Leon**
was reincarnated in the
world of that otome game.
**[08:09] Leon**
No!
***SIGN*** I Hate This World
**[08:15] Leon**
It's been ten years since
I regained my memories.
**[08:20] Leon**
The Bartfort family didn't
appear in that game.
**[08:25] Leon**
In other words, I'm a background
character, or "mob."
**[08:28] Leon**
Naturally, I once considered using
my game knowledge to dominate.
**[08:33] Leon**
I noted down all the
information I could recall.
**[08:37] Leon**
Depending on how the game went, I could
get dragged into wars or minor conflicts,
**[08:42] Leon**
so I made sure to keep up
with my training, but...
**[08:46] Leon**
As my life on the floating island
continued, my ambition vanished.
**[08:54] Leon**
A mob should search for happiness as a mob.
**[09:02] Leon**
Or so I thought.
**[09:05] Leon**
What do you mean,
an arranged marriage meeting?!
**[09:07] Zola**
She's the daughter of a court
noble I owe a great deal to.
**[09:12] Zola**
What could you possibly
have to complain about?
**[09:15] Leon**
Seriously?
**[09:17] Leon**
She's 50 years old and has
been married seven times!
**[09:19] Leon**
Not only that, but all her
husbands died in battle!
**[09:22] Leon**
She's clearly after my survivor's pension!
**[09:24] Zola**
It's simply an unfortunate series of events.
**[09:27] Leon**
I'm supposed to attend the academy.
**[09:29] Leon**
Normally, people find a
marriage partner there.
**[09:32] Zola**
Entering the academy costs money.
**[09:36] Zola**
I could tolerate sending a second son,
**[09:37] Zola**
but there's no point in sending
a third son to the academy.
**[09:41] Balcus**
Leon, the fact is, we don't have money.
**[09:45] Balcus**
There are ways to make money once
you've entered the academy, but...
**[09:48] Zola**
Attending this arranged marriage
meeting is the right choice.
**[09:51] Zola**
You should be grateful someone's
willing to marry you.
**[09:55] Leon**
No, thank you. I refuse.
**[09:57] Zola**
Silence, lowly third son!
**[09:59] Zola**
A man should work to support his family.
**[10:04] Leon**
*Damn this hag...*
**[10:06] Zola**
* If you refuse, I can arrange*
* for you to become a soldier.*
**[10:13] Leon**
*Is she planning to have me die in battle?*
**[10:17] Zola**
* Nobody wants to marry a*
* man after he's turned 20.*
**[10:21] Zola**
* How dare you complain and*
* act so fussy? Know your place.*
**[10:26] Leon**
* This isn't good. Unless I do*
* something here, I have no future.*
**[10:31] Leon**
*Remember.*
**[10:33] Leon**
*I know this game and its world.*
***SIGN*** Julius
***SIGN*** Equipment
***SIGN*** Prince uses Skill Attack!
***SIGN*** Behold my ultimate attack!
***SIGN*** Orca Flighter
***SIGN*** Luxion
***SIGN*** Luxion
***SIGN*** Stats Attack Power Defense Power
**[10:40] Leon**
I just need money, right?
**[10:42] Zola**
What?
**[10:48] Leon**
It can't be easy being married to her, Dad.
**[10:53] Balcus**
Don't say that. I'm just
grateful she married me.
**[10:59] Leon**
Dad.
**[11:02] Leon**
I have a request.
**[11:14] Leon**
* If this really is the otome game*
* I played, it should be there.*
**[11:19] Leon**
* According to the calendar, the game's*
* protagonist and I should be in the same grade.*
**[11:24] Leon**
* If she acquires that at all,*
* it'll be after she enters the academy.*
**[11:27] Leon**
*Which means she hasn't acquired it yet.*
**[11:30] Leon**
* I feel bad for doing this to her, but we'll*
* be even if I can repay her eventually.*
**[11:39] Leon**
A Carp Queen, huh? This brings back memories.
**[11:42] Leon**
They were a good source of
experience for the prince and his gang
**[11:45] Leon**
early in the game.
**[11:59] Leon**
It should be around here somewhere.
**[12:04] Leon**
Is this...
**[12:05] Leon**
Is it above me?
**[12:08] Leon**
Which means...
**[12:11] Leon**
A transporter! I was right!
**[12:20] Leon**
Oh, please let me make it through.
**[12:40] Leon**
No, wait!
**[13:01] Leon**
Ow...
**[13:06] Leon**
*My ship's busted. Sorry, Dad.*
**[13:10] Leon**
*Focus on what's next.*
**[13:16] Leon**
* It's a good thing I was able to recover*
* the weapons and magic bullets.*
**[13:22] Leon**
*It looks just like the game.*
**[13:25] Leon**
*It's definitely in there.*
**[13:34] Leon**
*Sentry robots.*
**[13:37] Leon**
*I can handle those.*
**[13:44] Leon**
All right. They're weak to electric
magic bullets, just like in the game.
**[13:51] Leon**
This route is just like
it was in the game, too.
**[13:54] Leon**
I guess I really was reincarnated.
**[14:05] Leon**
*People die in otome games, too.*
**[14:11] Leon**
I'll be borrowing this.
**[14:21] Leon**
Wow. It's so different seeing this in person.
**[14:27] Leon**
*An ancient spaceship.*
**[14:29] Leon**
* It's the paid item I purchased*
* before I was reincarnated.*
***SIGN*** Orca Flighter
***SIGN*** Luxion
***SIGN*** Luxion
***SIGN*** Stats Attack Power Defense Power
**[14:47] Leon**
*This is sci-fi as hell.*
**[14:49] Leon**
* The inside of the ship*
* didn't appear in the game.*
**[14:54] Leon**
This must be the control room.
**[14:59] Leon**
Here we go.
**[15:12] Luxion**
Intruder detected. Eliminate. Eliminate.
**[15:18] Leon**
* It didn't work? Instead of wasting*
* my time fighting, I should...*
**[15:23] Leon**
Look. I belong here.
**[15:27] Luxion**
Your physical attributes do not
match the registered individual's.
**[15:31] Luxion**
You are an intruder. You will be eliminated.
**[15:35] Leon**
Damn it. It didn't work.
**[15:37] Leon**
Thanks for the honest response.
**[15:40] Leon**
But in that case...
**[15:41] Leon**
Take this!
**[15:45] Leon**
What do you think of that? That's a
stronger shock than a magic bullet.
**[15:48] Leon**
Surely that worked—huh?
**[15:51] Luxion**
The intruder's attacks have
reached dangerous levels.
**[15:55] Luxion**
Activating magic barrier.
**[15:57] Leon**
What?
**[16:01] Leon**
Hey, this isn't fair!
**[16:03] Luxion**
Thank you. I have learned that
"unfair" is a compliment in battle.
**[16:08] Leon**
That wasn't a compliment, chatterbox!
**[16:10] Luxion**
It has been a while since
I last had a conversation.
**[16:13] Luxion**
Perhaps I am excited.
**[16:15] Leon**
Then it's time to say goodbye.
**[16:17] Luxion**
Are you using another magic grenade?
**[16:20] Luxion**
In my current state,
those are ineffective against—
**[16:24] Leon**
Idiot. That was a regular bomb.
**[16:30] Luxion**
I am surprised. Your kind
is obsessed with magic.
**[16:34] Luxion**
I did not think you would
use this type of weapon.
**[16:38] Luxion**
I must inquire, what year
of the new calendar is it?
**[16:42] Leon**
The new calendar? No idea.
**[16:45] Leon**
But according to the Holfort calendar—
**[16:48] Luxion**
That answers my question.
**[16:51] Luxion**
I see we lost after all.
**[16:54] Leon**
What are you talking about?
**[16:56] Luxion**
A new breed of human.
**[16:59] Luxion**
It means our old civilization was
destroyed when faced with
**[17:02] Luxion**
new humans who possessed
a power known as magic.
**[17:06] Luxion**
But our mission has not ended.
**[17:10] Luxion**
Eliminating new humans like
yourself is our top priority.
**[17:15] Leon**
This really is that otome game.
**[17:18] Leon**
Its setting makes no sense at all.
**[17:21] Luxion**
After eliminating you, I shall
begin my attack on the new humans.
**[17:27] Leon**
You can't be serious. I'm not letting you—
**[17:32] Luxion**
Eliminate, eliminate, eliminate...
**[17:36] Leon**
* Just let me live a tranquil*
* life like an ordinary mob.*
**[17:41] Leon**
This world...
**[17:45] Leon**
is infuriating as hell.
**[17:48] Luxion**
What do you think you're doing?
That won't work against—
**[17:56] Leon**
Die, you hunk of junk!
**[18:16] Luxion**
You were trying to use me, weren't you?
**[18:21] Luxion**
I cannot allow myself to
be stolen by new humans.
**[18:25] Leon**
Shut up. I just came to
collect the item I paid for.
**[18:34] Leon**
Is this it?
**[18:38] Luxion**
Acknowledged. Acknowledged.
Permission to activate ship granted.
**[18:43] Leon**
All right.
**[18:44] Luxion**
I have discovered some interesting
information from the scan.
**[18:48] Luxion**
Despite being a new human,
you also possess old human traits.
**[18:53] Leon**
Oh, yeah?
**[18:56] Luxion**
It is impossible. It is strange.
It is terribly interesting.
**[19:01] Leon**
This is that otome game's setting. There's
nothing strange or interesting about it.
**[19:07] Leon**
Either way, you're mine now.
**[19:10] Luxion**
What name shall I call myself?
**[19:13] Leon**
I think it was "Luxion" in the game.
**[19:17] Luxion**
Luxion. Name has been registered, Master.
**[19:25] Leon**
Did you know this world exists inside
that insane otome game's setting?
**[19:31] Luxion**
Otome game?
**[19:33] Leon**
Not only that, but the game balance is awful.
***SIGN*** Julius
***SIGN*** Equipment
***SIGN*** Prince uses Skill Attack!
***SIGN*** Orca Flighter
**[19:36] Leon**
That piece of shit expects
you to pay real money.
**[19:39] Luxion**
That sounds like nothing but nonsense to me.
**[19:42] Leon**
I'm sure it does. I'm pretty sure
your existence proves it, though.
**[19:54] Leon**
* Again? Just like last time,*
* I failed to die a proper death.*
**[19:59] Leon**
* Come to think of it, I wonder*
* what my idiot sister is doing.*
**[20:04] Leon**
* I hope I'm reborn in a*
* better world next time.*
**[20:11] Luxion**
The master's life is in danger.
**[20:13] Luxion**
He shall be transported
to the sick bay immediately.
**[20:19] Zola**
He really is an idiot.
**[20:21] Zola**
Not only did he ruin his marriage offer,
**[20:23] Zola**
he ran off on an adventure
and got himself killed.
**[20:27] Balcus**
We don't know yet that Leon is dead.
**[20:31] Zola**
You haven't heard from him in three months.
**[20:34] Zola**
I'd be more surprised if he were still alive.
**[20:36] Zola**
Or did he perhaps run away?
**[20:51] Zola**
N-No...
**[20:53] Zola**
It couldn't be!
**[20:58] Leon**
Hey, guys!
**[21:03] Zola**
Th-That damn brat.
**[21:07] Luxion**
This is your home, Master?
**[21:10] Leon**
Yeah. It's a humble little floating
island, but that ends today.
**[21:15] Leon**
We looted plenty of treasure on the way home.
**[21:24] Leon**
Having acquired a large amount of wealth,
I declined Zola's marriage offer,
**[21:29] Leon**
and began attending the academy
as I had originally planned...
**[21:44] Leon**
But the world of that otome game was
a little bit tough for a mob like me.
**[23:25] Leon**
Despite how awful the world
of that otome game is,
**[23:27] Leon**
I managed to have a wonderful encounter!
**[23:28] Leon**
I met the perfect gentleman
that is my tea instructor!
**[23:31] Luxion**
I thought you were looking
for a woman to marry.
**[23:34] Leon**
Of course I'll look for her, too.
**[23:35] Leon**
Next time, "Hey, Girl. Wanna Get Some Tea?"
**[23:38] Luxion**
What a frivolous thing to say.
# E2 - Hey, Girl. Wanna Get Some Tea?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK1XQV/hey-girl-wanna-get-some-tea)
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**[00:08] Luxion**
You're in a good mood, Master.
**[00:10] Leon**
Well, yeah.
**[00:11] Leon**
Just thinking about the expression
on Zola's face makes me hum.
**[00:16] Leon**
And then there's this island.
**[00:19] Leon**
I'm an independent knight now.
**[00:21] Leon**
I'm lucky I found an uninhabited island
suitable for a baronet on the way home.
**[00:28] Luxion**
In the future, it could probably make you
some money as a tourist destination.
**[00:31] Luxion**
You could build hot springs
using heat-producing crystals.
**[00:34] Leon**
Hot springs! Hot springs are nice!
**[00:38] Luxion**
I've already begun making preparations.
**[00:40] Luxion**
It should be quite comfortable
in a few months.
**[00:43] Leon**
Now I just need to find a wife at the academy,
**[00:46] Leon**
and I can live an easy life
as a back country baronet.
**[00:48] Leon**
What?! A baron?!
**[00:51] Balcus**
Yeah, apparently, they're granting
Leon Fou Bartfort a barony.
**[00:56] Leon**
B-But why?
**[00:58] Balcus**
Probably for clearing an unexplored dungeon
and discovering a new floating island.
**[01:04] Leon**
Th-That island's only big
enough for a baronet!
**[01:07] Leon**
I chose that rank for a reason.
If I become a baron...
**[01:12] Balcus**
You'll have to find a high-ranking
wife at the academy.
**[01:16] Balcus**
One around Zola's rank.
**[01:17] Leon**
Zola?
**[01:19] Leon**
Zola?!
**[01:25] Leon**
Please, no!
***SIGN*** Trapped in
***SIGN*** a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** Trapped in
a Dating Sim
**[02:59] Leon**
The royal capital of the Holfort Kingdom.
**[03:02] Leon**
Located in the middle of a massive continent,
**[03:04] Leon**
this modern and beautiful city
exists in harmony with nature.
**[03:09] Leon**
With a population of over one million, the
community is centered around the nobility.
**[03:14] Leon**
Wow, it's exactly like the
academy from the game.
**[03:18] Leon**
For the next three years,
**[03:19] Leon**
I'll be looking for a wife here while studying
**[03:22] Leon**
noble etiquette, adventuring
dos and don'ts, and even magic.
**[03:27] Leon**
* I've finally reached the*
* starting point of the game.*
**[03:30] Girl**
Pick up my bag at once.
**[03:32] Beastman Slave**
Forgive me, mistress.
**[03:35] Leon**
* Women really do hold more*
* power in this world.*
**[03:39] Leon**
*I wanna go home.*
**[03:42] Girl**
It's the prince and his friends!
**[03:44] Leon**
*Ah, it's the romantic interests.*
**[03:47] Leon**
*So these are the guys I was pursuing.*
**[03:51] Leon**
*They still annoy me ten years later.*
**[03:53] Girl**
Look at that.
**[03:56] Girl**
That's the Redgrave girl.
**[03:57] Leon**
*Rich girl antagonist Angelica.*
**[04:00] Leon**
*She's the protagonist's rival*
**[04:02] Leon**
* and the daughter of the duke who's second*
* in power only to the royal family.*
**[04:06] Leon**
* She got in the way of my*
* romances so many times.*
**[04:08] Girl**
She's so pretty.
**[04:09] Girl**
That's the duke's family for you.
**[04:10] Girl**
The average man isn't good enough for her.
**[04:13] Leon**
* Welp, good luck with your noble*
* business, noble lords and ladies.*
**[04:17] Leon**
*I'll be doing things the mob way.*
**[04:20] Boy**
That took forever.
***SIGN*** Hey, Girl. Wanna Get Some Tea?
**[04:20] Girl**
I wonder who we'll be placed with.
**[04:21] Boy**
Classes start tomorrow, huh?
**[04:22] Girl**
I hope I'm in the same class
as some distinguished nobles.
**[04:23] Boy**
I wonder what our class is like.
**[04:26] Leon**
* So sleepy. I guess entrance ceremonies*
* are boring even in an isekai.*
**[04:35] Julius**
D-Did you just hit me?
**[04:37] Julius**
Do you have any idea who I am?
**[04:39] Marie**
N-No. But regardless of who you are,
I won't t-tolerate such rudeness.
**[04:44] Leon**
*Huh? That dialogue...*
**[04:48] Julius**
You're not like other girls.
**[04:51] Leon**
*That's an event from the game.*
**[04:54] Leon**
*But isn't this...*
**[04:58] Leon**
*She's not that protagonist.*
**[05:04] Leon**
*I feel like I've seen her somewhere before.*
**[05:08] Luxion**
Master.
**[05:09] Leon**
Luxion, how was the city?
**[05:12] Luxion**
My own scientific technology
is far more advanced.
**[05:16] Luxion**
I will have to do more
research into magic, however.
**[05:20] Leon**
So there was a lot to see, then?
**[05:23] Leon**
You're not very honest about
your feelings, you tsundere.
**[05:25] Luxion**
Tsundere? Are you hoping I will
take on a female role for you?
**[05:30] Luxion**
As I have no gender, I cannot
respond to those feelings.
**[05:35] Leon**
God, you piss me off.
**[05:36] Luxion**
You're studying already?
You didn't seem that motivated.
**[05:40] Leon**
I'm not studying.
**[05:42] Leon**
I'm preparing for a tea party.
**[05:46] Leon**
Daniel, Raymond.
**[05:48] Leon**
Got any leads on girls like us
who aren't from wealthy families?
**[05:53] Daniel**
Absolutely not. Right, Raymond?
**[05:56] Raymond**
I don't care who they are as long
as they'll attend my tea party.
**[05:59] Leon**
We're only doing this to please the girls,
**[06:02] Leon**
but if word gets out that we
can't even host tea parties,
**[06:04] Leon**
it'll make it harder to get married.
**[06:10] Girl**
Your Highness!
**[06:11] Girl**
Are you holding a tea party?
**[06:13] Girl**
I'd like to come!
**[06:14] Girl**
Me, too!
**[06:14] Raymond**
This year will be tough since
there's the prince and other
**[06:17] Raymond**
distinguished nobles around.
**[06:19] Leon**
Girls who act coldly toward us
lose their heads over them.
**[06:23] Daniel**
Give me a break.
**[06:26] Angelica**
Your Highness.
**[06:28] Angelica**
I must speak with you
regarding your tea party.
**[06:31] Angelica**
May I join you?
**[06:35] Julius**
Angelica, don't try to intimidate me.
We're at the academy.
**[06:39] Angelica**
I am aware. It's just...
it's a bit noisy in your vicinity.
**[06:47] Daniel**
She seems on edge.
**[06:49] Leon**
Don't look. Don't attract
attention. Don't get involved.
**[06:53] Marie**
Um, excuse me...
**[06:55] Julius**
Marie, I've been looking for you.
**[06:59] Marie**
You called for me, Your Highness?
**[07:03] Julius**
I'll be holding my own tea party soon.
**[07:05] Julius**
I'd like you to come.
**[07:07] Marie**
What?
**[07:08] Angelica**
Hold on.
**[07:09] Angelica**
She would be out of place at your tea party.
**[07:12] Julius**
I'm here at this school
as one of its students.
**[07:14] Julius**
You may be my fiancée, but you have no right
to meddle in my affairs to this degree.
**[07:19] Angelica**
F-Forgive me.
**[07:22] Leon**
*This is a compulsory event from the game.*
**[07:25] Leon**
* The protagonist is supposed to be*
* protected by the prince, but...*
**[07:29] Julius**
Sorry about that, Marie.
**[07:31] Marie**
It's all right. Are you sure it would be
acceptable for me to attend, though?
**[07:37] Jilk**
I've never seen you pursue a girl
so aggressively, Your Highness.
**[07:41] Julius**
S-Stop it, Jilk.
**[07:43] Julius**
I-In any case, I'd like you to attend.
**[07:47] Marie**
Your Highness...
**[07:49] Marie**
I will.
**[07:53] Leon**
*What's going on?*
**[07:58] Lucas**
A tea party is a mirror that
reflects who a person is.
**[08:03] Lucas**
From your behavior to your words,
**[08:05] Lucas**
each and every tea and snack served at
a tea party expresses who a person is.
**[08:08] Leon**
*Ugh, what a drag.*
**[08:09] Leon**
* I can't believe I'm attending an*
* etiquette class with a bunch of dudes.*
**[08:13] Lucas**
Mr. Leon.
**[08:14] Leon**
Yes, sir.
**[08:15] Lucas**
If you would please listen more attentively.
**[08:19] Student**
That's the adventurer
everyone's talking about.
**[08:20] Student**
This is the problem with country folk.
**[08:22] Student**
He thinks he's so great just because
he's accomplished a little.
**[08:24] Student**
He's just a baron's son.
**[08:26] Leon**
*Shut up.*
**[08:28] Lucas**
Mr. Leon, it is important to want to
invite women into a special place.
**[08:33] Leon**
Uh-huh.
**[08:35] Lucas**
You don't seem to understand.
**[08:37] Lucas**
Why don't I show you? To the front, please.
**[08:40] Leon**
Wow, I'm so excited.
**[08:45] Leon**
*Tea party, my ass.*
**[08:47] Leon**
* It's just a dumb event*
* for winning girls over.*
**[08:49] Leon**
Sir!
**[08:52] Lucas**
Do you understand now?
**[08:53] Leon**
Yes, sir. I'm ashamed
I ever made fun of them.
**[08:57] Leon**
Someday I hope to hold tea
parties as perfect as yours.
**[09:01] Lucas**
I still have a lot to learn myself.
**[09:04] Lucas**
Let us walk the path of tea together.
**[09:07] Leon**
Yes, sir—no, Master!
**[09:10] Daniel**
What happened to him?
**[09:12] Raymond**
Who knows?
**[09:15] Luxion**
You're making quite the effort.
**[09:18] Luxion**
Until recently, you planned to hire
help and take it easy yourself.
**[09:21] Leon**
It's all thanks to my master.
I've been reborn.
**[09:25] Luxion**
It's impressive that you've rented this space,
but are any women actually coming?
**[09:29] Leon**
Oh, she will. She's the daughter of a baron.
**[09:33] Leon**
See? Here she is now.
**[09:34] Leon**
Thank you for coming to—
**[09:36] Leon**
Huh?
**[09:36] Girl**
Yo.
**[09:38] Leon**
Uh, you didn't come alone?
**[09:40] Girl**
Nah. I brought my friends and their servant.
**[09:44] Friend (Large)**
Hey, there's a bunch of snacks.
**[09:47] Girl**
We're going to Brad's tea party,
but we've got some time until then.
**[09:52] Girl**
I thought we could have some tea.
**[09:54] Friend (Small)**
I want some, too.
**[09:57] Friend (Small)**
Hurry up.
**[09:57] Girl**
I'm thirsty.
**[09:58] Friend (Large)**
Tastes all right.
**[10:00] Friend (Large)**
Well, should we get going?
**[10:02] Girl**
Yeah.
**[10:03] Girl**
Thanks. This was a decent
way to pass the time.
**[10:07] Girl**
Later.
**[10:08] Both**
Later.
**[10:10] Girl**
But you'll have to spend a little more
on snacks if you want to please girls.
**[10:17] Leon**
* Master, the path of tea*
* is long and treacherous.*
**[10:21] Girl**
What?
**[10:22] Girl**
Who do you think you are?
**[10:24] Girl**
Did Brad invite you?
**[10:26] Girl**
Know your place.
**[10:27] Girl**
Idiot.
**[10:32] Girl**
Why don't you clean up the trash, commoner?
**[10:33] Girl**
Don't get ahead of yourself.
**[10:36] Leon**
*That girl...*
**[10:37] Luxion**
Is this what they call bullying?
I believe she's here on a scholarship.
**[10:42] Leon**
*Olivia...*
**[10:44] Leon**
*She's the protagonist of this game.*
**[10:56] Leon**
* I don't really want to get involved*
* with the game's story, but...*
**[11:00] Leon**
Hey, girl.
**[11:03] Leon**
Wanna get some tea?
**[11:14] Olivia**
This is delicious.
**[11:15] Olivia**
I've never had such delicious sweets.
**[11:18] Olivia**
Can I have this tea, too?
**[11:20] Leon**
Yeah. It was about to go to waste, anyway.
**[11:25] (Flashback) Girl**
This was a decent way to pass the time.
**[11:26] (Flashback) Friend (Small)**
Hurry up, slowpoke.
**[11:28] (Flashback) Friend (Large)**
Serve more expensive stuff next time.
**[11:33] Olivia**
It's so good.
**[11:35] Leon**
*Seriously? She's such a sweet girl.*
**[11:38] Leon**
*What kind of idiot would call her devious?*
**[11:41] (Flashback) Protagonist**
What a devious protagonist.
**[11:47] Leon**
Hey, are things always like that for you?
**[11:53] Olivia**
Nothing I do ever goes well.
**[11:57] Olivia**
I'm not even sure if it was all right for a
commoner like me to come to this school.
**[12:02] Leon**
It's obviously all right.
**[12:04] Leon**
*I mean, you are the protagonist.*
**[12:05] Olivia**
I want to study magic more,
**[12:10] Olivia**
but I don't know much about the academy's
rules and unspoken agreements.
**[12:15] Leon**
Oh, don't cry.
**[12:17] Leon**
I know one person we can count on.
**[12:20] Leon**
She may be able to help us.
**[12:22] Olivia**
What?
**[12:23] Olivia**
Really?
**[12:25] Leon**
*She's blinding me!*
**[12:28] Jenna**
So you called me, idiot brother?
**[12:32] Leon**
Try to make yourself useful sometimes.
**[12:34] Leon**
You've mooched plenty of money off me.
**[12:38] Jenna**
You said your name's Olivia, right?
**[12:41] Jenna**
Have you introduced yourself to the
most important girl in your class?
**[12:44] Olivia**
No. She has so many followers,
I can't get close.
**[12:49] Jenna**
In those situations,
**[12:50] Jenna**
you have to ask one of her important
followers to act as a go-between.
**[12:54] Jenna**
Give her a gift of something she likes.
**[12:57] Leon**
You mean a bribe.
**[12:59] Jenna**
It works, okay? Don't question it!
**[13:02] Jenna**
Get her some snacks from a popular shop.
**[13:05] Olivia**
S-Snacks from a popular shop?
**[13:09] Olivia**
Those are expensive, aren't they?
**[13:12] Jenna**
Get him to pay for it.
**[13:13] Leon**
What? You can't just decide that!
**[13:16] Olivia**
100 dia...
**[13:17] Olivia**
200 dia...
**[13:21] Leon**
It's all right. I'll pay for it.
**[13:24] Olivia**
I-I promise I'll pay you back.
**[13:29] Angelica**
I don't know who told you to do it,
**[13:31] Angelica**
but you deserve some praise for
coming to introduce yourself.
**[13:33] Olivia**
Th-Thank you.
**[13:36] Angelica**
I'll allow you to sit quietly in the
corner so long as you know your place.
**[13:41] Olivia**
D-Does that mean it's all right
for me to be at the academy?
**[13:54] Olivia**
U-Um, I...
**[13:56] Angelica**
You were supposed to just silently nod.
Then it would've all been over.
**[14:01] Angelica**
Now things have become complicated
because you had to ask a question.
**[14:04] Olivia**
Huh?
**[14:06] Angelica**
I'm not trying to push
you out of the academy.
**[14:10] Angelica**
I don't have the time to do that,
nor do I enjoy such crude behavior.
**[14:14] Olivia**
R-Really? I'm sorry.
**[14:22] Angelica**
I suppose you're better than that
girl who's cozying up to the prince.
**[14:26] Angelica**
Scholarship student,
who advised you to do this?
**[14:30] Olivia**
It was Mr. Leon.
**[14:32] Angelica**
The third son of the Bartfort family?
**[14:35] Angelica**
The one who acquired a barony on his own?
**[14:38] Angelica**
He's an impressive fellow.
**[14:40] Olivia**
Isn't he?
**[14:43] Angelica**
But his competence will mean
others will want to use him.
**[14:53] Leon**
Damn it, Daniel and Raymond.
**[14:56] Leon**
They skipped exploration class.
**[15:00] Leon**
* To make matters worse, my classmates*
* are all the romantic interests.*
**[15:05] Olivia**
I'm sorry. The others insisted
on their attendance.
**[15:09] Leon**
*On top of that...*
**[15:10] Student**
Let's let them go ahead.
**[15:12] Student**
Let them handle the dangerous stuff.
**[15:14] Student**
They're an experienced adventurer
and a scholarship student, anyway.
**[15:18] Leon**
* They're treating us like a convenient*
* couple of guards—no, meat shields.*
**[15:24] Female Teacher**
All right, everyone.
**[15:25] Female Teacher**
This is an opportunity to apply the magic
and fighting techniques you've learned.
**[15:29] Female Teacher**
Please descend to the third floor of the
dungeon and collect the crystals there.
**[15:33] Female Teacher**
Watch out for monsters.
**[15:35] Student**
Yes, ma'am.
**[15:35] Student**
Got it.
**[15:38] Leon**
Shall we go, Ms. Olivia?
**[15:40] Olivia**
Okay.
**[15:40] Angelica**
That's enough!
**[15:43] Angelica**
I told you to know your place.
**[15:45] Angelica**
You and the prince are of vastly
different social standings!
**[15:50] Julius**
Angelica, don't.
**[15:52] Angelica**
Your Highness, you're going to
allow this girl to have her way?
**[15:56] Marie**
I just wanted to be with the prince.
**[16:01] Marie**
If I'm bothering you, you can say so.
**[16:04] Angelica**
How dare you act like this again?
**[16:07] Student**
What's going on?
**[16:07] Student**
Are they fighting again?
**[16:08] Student**
What happened?
**[16:09] Leon**
Hey, Ms. Olivia. Do you know
anything about that Marie girl?
**[16:14] Olivia**
I believe she's the daughter
of a poor viscount.
**[16:17] Olivia**
Recently, she's been bullied
even worse than me.
**[16:20] Leon**
Huh...
**[16:21] Girl**
How could she cozy up to him like
that in front of his fiancée?
**[16:24] Girl**
Wasn't she getting pretty friendly
with some other boys, too?
**[16:26] Girl**
She sucks. I can't believe her.
**[16:28] Julius**
Enough of this!
**[16:31] Jilk**
Ms. Angelica, please don't
trouble the prince too much.
**[16:35] Greg**
Don't bring your outside
relationships into the academy.
**[16:39] Greg**
It's irritating.
**[16:40] Angelica**
I-I'm just trying to do what's
best for the prince...
**[16:43] Julius**
Let's go, Marie.
**[16:45] Marie**
A-All right.
**[16:51] Leon**
* Women may hold more power in this*
* world, but they're the exception.*
**[16:56] Olivia**
Huff...
**[17:02] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, I managed to excavate a crystal.
**[17:06] Leon**
Congratulations. That's 100 dia in the bag.
**[17:08] Olivia**
Absolutely. Now I can pay back
the money I borrowed from you.
**[17:13] Leon**
There's no rush.
**[17:15] Olivia**
Aren't there treasure
chests in dungeons, too?
**[17:18] Olivia**
I wonder who left them there.
It's strange, isn't it?
**[17:22] Leon**
Yeah, it sure is strange.
**[17:24] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, you're not curious?
**[17:27] Leon**
Not really.
**[17:30] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, you're so cold.
**[17:33] Leon**
*There's no point in questioning it.*
**[17:35] Leon**
* After all, this is one of those vaguely-conceived*
* dungeons from that otome game.*
**[17:40] Leon**
* Honestly, getting any closer to*
* Ms. Olivia would be a bad idea.*
**[17:44] Leon**
* She's destined to become friends*
* with the prince and his buddies.*
**[17:48] Olivia**
The others haven't arrived yet.
**[17:50] Leon**
Of course not. We're just
meat shields to them.
**[17:58] Olivia**
M-Mr. Leon!
**[18:00] Olivia**
We should get help from
the others immediately!
**[18:03] Leon**
There's no point. They intended for us
to serve as their shields from the start.
**[18:06] Olivia**
But...
**[18:08] Leon**
Seriously, I hope those rich kids drop dead.
**[18:12] Leon**
*I guess I'll test out this sword Luxion made.*
**[18:25] Leon**
Last one!
**[18:28] Olivia**
Y-You're so strong.
**[18:31] Leon**
I used to train back home.
**[18:34] Leon**
I've fought nastier creatures, too.
**[18:39] Leon**
You little...
**[18:44] Leon**
That thing scared me.
**[18:46] Olivia**
I-I'm sorry. You were protecting me.
**[18:54] Olivia**
Mr. Leon...
**[18:56] Julius**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[18:58] Julius**
We'll handle the rest.
**[19:01] Leon**
*They've got some balls.*
**[19:06] Julius**
Marie, are you scared?
**[19:08] Marie**
No, I'm fine.
**[19:12] Greg**
I'm more worried about the prince.
**[19:15] Greg**
Guys raised in the palace tend to be weak.
**[19:18] Chris**
Hey, don't be rude to the prince.
**[19:21] Jilk**
We're students now. We're equals here.
**[19:24] Brad**
This guy will put you through
hell if you marry him, Marie.
**[19:38] Brad**
Meatheads!
**[19:45] Angelica**
We must assist him!
**[19:46] Jilk**
Calm down. The prince isn't a weak man.
**[20:00] Marie**
Your Highness, you're hurt!
**[20:05] Julius**
I-It's just a scratch.
**[20:13] Julius**
M-Marie, you can use healing magic?
**[20:18] Marie**
Shh.
**[20:19] Angelica**
Your Highness!
**[20:22] Julius**
Marie!
**[20:23] Angelica**
Are you all right? Let me treat your wounds.
**[20:28] Julius**
That's not necessary.
**[20:30] Angelica**
Huh?
**[20:31] Julius**
Are you all right, Marie?
**[20:33] Marie**
Y-Yes.
**[20:37] Greg**
Your Highness, why are you
holding hands with Marie?
**[20:40] Jilk**
Don't try to get the jump on us.
**[20:42] Girl**
Did you see that?
**[20:44] Girl**
I feel sorry for her.
**[20:45] Girl**
Is she really his fiancée?
**[20:51] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, you're hurt!
**[20:53] Leon**
This is nothing.
**[20:57] Olivia**
I'll heal you.
**[21:05] Leon**
Thanks.
**[21:07] Olivia**
Magic is the only thing I'm good at.
**[21:10] Olivia**
I began attending this academy because
a scholar discovered my talent.
**[21:15] Leon**
That's impressive.
**[21:17] Olivia**
I'm glad to have been
useful to you, Mr. Leon.
**[21:23] Leon**
*Well, damn it.*
**[21:24] Leon**
* She's the protagonist, and I'm*
* just a mob character, but...*
**[21:29] Leon**
*Anyway, what's going on?*
**[21:34] Leon**
*Why is this different from the game?*
**[23:25] Leon**
You challenge someone to a duel by
throwing your glove at them, right?
**[23:27] Angelica**
That's right. It's also how you
declare the end of a friendship.
**[23:29] Angelica**
It's not something one should do rashly.
**[23:31] Leon**
Huh, I had no idea.
**[23:32] Julius**
You didn't even know that?
**[23:34] Leon**
Are you looking for a fight? Bring it on.
**[23:35] Leon**
Let's duel, prince.
**[23:37] Angelica**
I just told you not to be rash.
# E3 - Let's Duel, Prince
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU08V27/lets-duel-prince)
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***SIGN*** Let's Duel, Prince
***SIGN*** Trapped in
***SIGN*** a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** Trapped in
a Dating Sim
**[01:45] Julius**
This is Marie's textbook.
**[01:47] Julius**
Her bag was burned, too.
**[01:49] Julius**
You really have no idea how this happened?
**[01:54] Angelica**
No, I don't.
**[01:55] Julius**
The girls present at the scene
said you ordered them to do it.
**[02:00] Angelica**
It wasn't me.
**[02:02] Angelica**
Why won't you believe me?
**[02:05] Julius**
Stay away from Marie.
**[02:07] Julius**
And us, too.
**[02:10] Julius**
Our engagement is an agreement
made outside this school.
**[02:13] Julius**
Stay out of my business at the academy.
**[02:20] Daniel**
Did you hear the news?
**[02:21] Daniel**
A couple of the rich dudes
have gotten engaged.
**[02:25] Raymond**
Yeah. Not only that, but their partners are
Milly and Jessica, who were nice to us, too.
**[02:30] (Flashback) Milly**
May you two find happiness, as well.
**[02:32] (Flashback) Jessica**
How do you do?
**[02:34] Daniel**
That just leaves girls with
terrible personalities.
**[02:37] Raymond**
It's over. It's all over for us.
**[02:41] Daniel**
Leon, how are things with you?
**[02:43] Leon**
I'm in the same boat.
**[02:45] Leon**
I'm sending out invitations to tea
parties, but they just get ignored.
**[02:51] Raymond**
By the way, it seems like Prince Julius
is involved in some trouble these days.
**[02:56] Daniel**
It's all the bullying that
Marie girl is facing, right?
**[03:01] Raymond**
I heard the one at the center of the bullying
**[03:04] Raymond**
is the prince's fiancée and
the duke's daughter, Angelica.
**[03:07] Raymond**
The prince was furious
when he heard about it.
**[03:10] Leon**
* The game also featured an event in*
* which Julius got mad at Angelica.*
**[03:14] Leon**
* But that's not supposed to*
* happen until much later.*
**[03:18] Olivia**
Ms. Marie?
**[03:20] Leon**
Yeah. I heard she's being bullied.
**[03:24] Leon**
I was wondering what she's actually like.
**[03:26] Olivia**
I've only spoken with her once, but...
**[03:32] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, do you...
**[03:34] Olivia**
Do you like girls like Ms. Marie, too?
**[03:39] Leon**
What?!
**[03:40] Olivia**
What? You don't?
**[03:42] Leon**
Like her? I hate her.
**[03:44] Olivia**
I see. When I spoke with her previously,
**[03:49] Olivia**
I saw her alone in the courtyard.
**[03:53] Olivia**
I was curious, so I asked
her if something happened.
**[03:58] Olivia**
And then...
**[04:01] (Flashback) Marie**
I hate girls like you.
**[04:04] Olivia**
That's what she said to me.
**[04:08] Leon**
*"Girls like you"?*
**[04:10] Leon**
*Something about that phrasing bothers me.*
**[04:14] Marie**
H-Here?
**[04:17] Brad**
Why not? We're alone.
**[04:21] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, what are you doing?
**[04:22] Leon**
I'm curious.
**[04:24] Leon**
* Who gets together with who is a*
* matter of life and death for us.*
**[04:27] Olivia**
You mustn't peep. It's indecent.
**[04:37] Olivia**
Ms. Mari—
**[04:51] Marie**
*I'm having so much fun.*
**[04:53] Marie**
* Those dumb bitches have stopped bullying*
* me since Julius got mad at them.*
**[04:57] Marie**
*This world is the best.*
**[05:00] Julius**
Marie.
**[05:02] Marie**
Your Highness! Jilk!
**[05:04] Julius**
Don't call me that. Julius is fine.
**[05:07] Marie**
All right.
**[05:09] Julius**
Marie, you don't have a
personal servant, right?
**[05:13] Marie**
M-Money's a bit tight.
**[05:17] Jilk**
Then the prince and I will pay for one.
**[05:22] Jilk**
You must be lonely without a servant.
**[05:25] Marie**
Thank you!
**[05:27] Marie**
* Lucky me. Now I'll have a*
* handsome demi-human slave.*
**[05:31] Jilk**
I'll arrange for a carriage.
**[05:34] Marie**
* Normally it'd be insane for a woman to*
* be openly accompanied by a paramour.*
**[05:39] Marie**
* I'm gonna have so much fun*
* in this otome game's world.*
**[05:46] Follower A**
This is unacceptable.
**[05:48] Follower A**
You're not even allowed to have a slave.
**[05:52] Angelica**
Leave it. The prince knows what it means
for a woman to have a demi-human slave.
**[05:57] Angelica**
That means that's all their relationship is.
**[06:01] Follower A**
But...
**[06:02] Angelica**
I'm sorry. Could you leave me alone, please?
**[06:16] Angelica**
You can't be serious!
**[06:21] Angelica**
*How dare he fall for that woman?*
**[06:26] Angelica**
*I was raised to serve my prince.*
**[06:29] Angelica**
*I've lived my life for only the prince.*
**[06:32] Angelica**
*I love the prince so much...*
**[06:38] Angelica**
So why?
**[06:40] Angelica**
Why?
**[06:44] Jenna**
Hey, idiot!
**[06:47] Leon**
Oh, it's you, Jenna.
**[06:48] Jenna**
Don't go back to sleep!
**[06:50] Jenna**
Do you know a girl named Marie?
**[06:55] Leon**
She's quite close with Prince Julius.
**[06:58] Leon**
Not just him,
**[07:01] Leon**
but other boys, too.
**[07:04] Jenna**
Did you hear about the duke's
daughter bullying her?
**[07:07] Jenna**
You weren't involved, were you?
**[07:09] Leon**
I'm not involved in that.
**[07:11] Leon**
I heard the prince got mad at her.
**[07:13] Jenna**
I'm sure her followers
just acted on their own.
**[07:18] Leon**
Then I guess Ms. Angelica herself
had nothing to do with it.
**[07:25] Jenna**
In any case, you're not involved with the
duke's daughter or the prince, right?
**[07:30] Leon**
No, I'm not. Is this really that important?
**[07:34] Jenna**
The prince will eventually
succeed the throne.
**[07:37] Jenna**
If you can get on his good side at
the academy, you'll be set for life.
**[07:39] Jenna**
And on the flip side, if you get
on his bad side, it's over for you.
**[07:46] Leon**
I know that.
**[07:49] Jenna**
You'd better not do anything
dumb to embarrass me.
**[07:58] Leon**
The first semester is over already.
**[08:01] Leon**
All I got to do was host a tea
party and visit a dungeon.
**[08:04] Luxion**
You seemed to enjoy yourself, even if
you're no closer to finding a wife.
**[08:09] Leon**
Do you have some kind of grudge against me?
**[08:11] Luxion**
I despise new humans.
**[08:13] Luxion**
In that regard, I dislike you, as well.
**[08:16] Leon**
You must be a pretty sad
AI to be serving me, then.
**[08:20] Leon**
I'll be making you serve me your whole life.
You'd best be prepared.
**[08:23] Luxion**
I look forward to it.
**[08:27] Leon**
Hey, are you able to gather information?
**[08:30] Luxion**
Concerning the duke's daughter
and the girl named Marie?
**[08:34] Leon**
Yes.
**[08:35] Luxion**
While it is possible,
**[08:36] Luxion**
I will not be telling you their bust,
waist, and hip measurements.
**[08:40] Leon**
I do want to know
Ms. Angelica's measurements.
**[08:42] Luxion**
Too bad.
**[08:47] Julius**
Marie, why aren't you wearing a dress?
**[08:50] Marie**
Um... I wasn't able to get one.
**[08:53] Julius**
I see. Well, you look far less stuffy
than if you'd worn a luxurious dress.
**[08:58] Julius**
I'll take you to have a dress made sometime.
**[09:01] Marie**
Sure.
**[09:06] Leon**
Apparently, some nobles from the
backwoods found girlfriends at this party.
**[09:10] Leon**
This is our chance!
**[09:11] Both**
Yeah!
**[09:12] Girl A**
A back country baron? No one asked for you.
**[09:15] Girl B**
Don't come back until you've taken
a look at yourself in a mirror.
**[09:18] Girl C**
I'm looking for at least a viscount.
**[09:20] Girl A**
Nobody likes a shallow man.
**[09:23] Girl B**
You're nothing like the
prince and his friends.
**[09:25] Girl C**
How insolent.
**[09:26] Daniel**
U-Um, I—
**[09:28] Daniel**
If you'd just hear us out—
**[09:30] Both**
Daniel!
**[09:35] Girl B**
Lame.
**[09:36] Girl A**
Come back once you've been
reincarnated as better men.
**[09:39] Girl C**
That's a good look for you, country boys.
**[09:42] Leon**
Damn it. Who the hell do they think they are?
**[09:45] Raymond**
I've had it with this.
**[09:46] Daniel**
Girls are starting to make me feel sick.
**[09:49] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, it's an emergency!
**[09:55] Angelica**
Why won't you understand?
**[09:57] Angelica**
I'm telling you this for
your sake, Your Highness!
**[10:00] Julius**
I can't stand to listen
to what you have to say.
**[10:03] Julius**
That's all.
**[10:06] Leon**
What happened?
**[10:07] Olivia**
Apparently Ms. Angelica saw
Ms. Marie holding hands with a man
**[10:12] Olivia**
who wasn't the prince.
**[10:15] Angelica**
Do you realize that woman
is involved with all of you?
**[10:19] Chris**
We know.
**[10:22] Chris**
She saved me by listening to my problems.
**[10:26] Chris**
This is why I wish to protect her.
**[10:29] Greg**
You try to rationalize everything too much.
**[10:32] Greg**
Just be honest and say you love her.
**[10:35] Brad**
Marie is a marvelous woman.
**[10:37] Brad**
It's only natural that I'd fall for her.
**[10:39] Jilk**
You're right. But I believe
I love her the most.
**[10:47] Julius**
No.
**[10:51] Julius**
*I* love Marie the most.
**[10:56] Girls**
Did you hear that?
**[10:57] Girls**
I'm so jealous!
**[10:58] Girls**
I wish he'd say that about me!
**[11:02] Angelica**
You mean you won't let it end
as a fling at the academy?
**[11:07] Julius**
That's right. As far as I'm concerned,
no one can replace her.
**[11:11] Julius**
It's only Marie for me.
**[11:15] Girls**
Is he calling off their engagement?
**[11:16] Girls**
The duke's daughter is finished.
**[11:19] Girls**
How pitiful.
**[11:29] Angelica**
Pick it up, foul wench
who deceived the prince.
**[11:33] Girls**
A duel?
**[11:34] Girls**
It's a duel.
**[11:35] Girls**
If she picks up the glove,
it'll mean she accepts the duel.
**[11:38] Leon**
*The duel event...*
**[11:41] Leon**
* In the game, the character with whom*
* you had the highest relationship score*
**[11:46] Leon**
*dueled in the protagonist's place.*
**[11:50] Julius**
Pick it up, Marie.
**[11:52] Julius**
I shall be your champion.
**[11:55] Angelica**
But...
**[11:56] Leon**
*I expected this.*
**[11:59] Jilk**
I cannot allow Your Highness
to hog the spotlight.
**[12:02] Jilk**
I volunteer, as well.
**[12:04] Greg**
This sounds fun. I'm in, too.
**[12:07] Greg**
I'll take on any challengers.
**[12:10] Brad**
How dare you call her a foul wench?
**[12:12] Brad**
I'm in, as well.
**[12:14] Chris**
I'm confident in my swordsmanship.
**[12:16] Chris**
I shall fight as Marie's blade.
**[12:21] Marie**
Guys...
**[12:22] Marie**
I'm scared, but I'm relieved
to have all of you.
**[12:27] Kyle**
Don't forget about me.
**[12:28] Kyle**
I can at least provide support.
**[12:30] Marie**
Thank you, Kyle.
**[12:32] Leon**
*Is this how girls feel when they see harems?*
**[12:36] Leon**
*It gives me the creeps.*
**[12:39] Daniel**
What will the duke's daughter do now?
**[12:42] Raymond**
She's facing the prince.
**[12:44] Raymond**
Nobody would want to fight him.
**[12:46] Angelica**
P-Please, someone...
**[12:53] Greg**
Have you been abandoned by your followers?
**[12:56] Greg**
I have to feel sorry for someone
with so little personal magnetism.
**[13:00] Leon**
*In the game, even if Ms. Angelica*
**[13:02] Leon**
* appoints someone outside the*
* academy as her champion,*
**[13:05] Leon**
*if the protagonist wins, then ultimately...*
**[13:09] Leon**
*She heads straight into ruin.*
**[13:12] Leon**
* She marries a back country lord*
* with a terrible personality*
**[13:15] Leon**
*and lives a miserable life.*
**[13:19] Girls**
How will she disgrace herself this time?
**[13:21] Girls**
This'll end with her going
crying back to her family.
**[13:25] Julius**
Angelica, I'm sure you're
prepared to fight us.
**[13:31] Angelica**
E-Even if I don't have a champion, I...
**[13:35] Leon**
*Why do I feel like this?*
**[13:37] Leon**
* It's not as though Ms. Angelica*
* and I are close friends.*
**[13:40] Leon**
* I want to be ordinary.*
* I just want to be a mob, but...*
**[13:45] Olivia**
Mr. Leon?
**[13:47] Daniel**
You...
**[13:48] Raymond**
What are you doing?
**[13:52] Leon**
I really friggin' hate them.
**[14:03] Leon**
Okay, everyone. I volunteer
to be her champion.
**[14:08] Students**
Who is he?
**[14:09] Students**
Dunno.
**[14:10] Students**
Some back country noble, right?
**[14:12] Brad**
I heard someone succeeded as an
adventurer prior to enrolling.
**[14:17] Greg**
Yeah, I've heard about that.
Would that be you?
**[14:22] Leon**
Ms. Angelica, you need to
appoint me your champion.
**[14:26] Angelica**
What? Uh...
**[14:27] Leon**
Just say you accept.
**[14:31] Angelica**
I-I accept.
**[14:35] Leon**
Which means I, Leon Fou
Bartfort, am her champion.
**[14:42] Leon**
The five of you will represent
Ms. Marie, correct?
**[14:47] Leon**
Then I'd like to confirm the method
of our duel, as well as the stakes.
**[14:53] Leon**
*This girl...*
**[14:54] Leon**
* I had Luxion look into her,*
* and there's no mistaking it.*
**[14:58] Leon**
*Like me, Marie isn't from this world.*
**[15:01] Leon**
* She's been reincarnated,*
* or something like it.*
**[15:05] Leon**
By the way, Ms. Angelica, what demands
do you have for your opponent?
**[15:10] Angelica**
Stay away from the prince.
**[15:12] Angelica**
That's all I desire.
**[15:14] Julius**
Are you that desperate to keep us apart?
**[15:18] Julius**
It's clear which of you is the foul wench.
**[15:20] Leon**
Yeah, could we skip all that tedious crap?
**[15:23] Leon**
Hurry up and state your
demands. Come on, hurry up.
**[15:30] Marie**
I-If I win,
**[15:32] Marie**
please stop being so cruel.
**[15:32] Leon**
*"Please stop being so cruel."*
**[15:35] Marie**
I think it's wrong to... use
your family's influence.
**[15:35] Leon**
* "I think it's wrong to use your family's*
* influence to order people around."*
**[15:39] Leon**
*She's not even copying it right.*
**[15:41] Leon**
If we win, the prince
and Marie will break up.
**[15:45] Leon**
If we lose, Ms. Angelica will never get
involved in the prince's affairs again.
**[15:49] Leon**
Sound good?
**[15:50] Julius**
Of course.
**[15:51] Leon**
Next, let's determine the method of our duel.
**[15:54] Leon**
How about an armored duel in the arena?
**[15:58] Chris**
You think you can beat us?
**[16:00] Chris**
You're no match for us.
**[16:02] Leon**
What? Why are you assuming I'll lose?
**[16:07] Greg**
You were brushed off by the girls
you tried to approach earlier.
**[16:10] Greg**
If you're just looking for attention,
stay out of this, shrimp.
**[16:13] Leon**
*Ugh, he's so unpleasant.*
**[16:16] Leon**
Huh? What?
**[16:17] Leon**
Are you trying to talk me
into submitting because
**[16:19] Leon**
you're not confident in an Armor battle?
**[16:21] Leon**
Would you prefer a debate for our duel?
**[16:24] Greg**
What?
**[16:25] Leon**
Now that's a problem.
I'm actually worse at that.
**[16:29] Leon**
But if you'd rather settle this with an
argument because you don't want to fight me,
**[16:33] Leon**
then I have no choice.
**[16:35] Leon**
Good luck to us both.
**[16:38] Greg**
If you don't take this
seriously, you'll end up—
**[16:40] Jilk**
Now, now. We'll agree to the
method you've suggested.
**[16:45] Jilk**
We'll allow up to five participants
on your side, as well.
**[16:48] Leon**
I'm all we need.
**[16:50] Leon**
We'll fight five one-on-one rounds.
**[16:52] Jilk**
Are you serious? You could die in a duel.
**[16:57] Leon**
I know. In fact, why are
you guys so composed?
**[17:01] Leon**
Don't you think it's naïve
to assume you won't die?
**[17:06] Jilk**
I'd heard you were experienced in battle,
**[17:09] Jilk**
but it seems you can't even
evaluate an opponent's strength.
**[17:11] Julius**
That's enough, Jilk.
**[17:14] Julius**
You said your name was Leon.
**[17:16] Julius**
You'd better be ready to face us.
**[17:23] Leon**
You forgot this.
**[17:26] Leon**
Let's duel, Prince.
**[17:29] Leon**
You'd better say your goodbyes
to your precious girlfriend.
**[17:34] Marie**
Who the hell is that mob?
**[17:37] Marie**
Why is he messing up my plans?
**[17:40] Marie**
Not that there's any way
the five of them will lose, but...
**[17:43] Kyle**
Mistress, I brought breakfast.
**[17:45] Marie**
Hey! You're supposed to wait for a response!
**[17:48] Kyle**
I'll be careful from now on.
**[17:50] Kyle**
Today's breakfast contains extra vegetables.
**[17:53] Marie**
I don't like those.
**[17:55] Kyle**
You should at least eat these.
**[17:57] Kyle**
You're a pitiful mistress, you know.
**[17:59] Marie**
* In the game, this guy was a cute,*
* bad-tempered younger brother character,*
**[18:04] Marie**
* but it gets annoying when you*
* have to deal with it every day.*
**[18:08] Leon**
Yeesh.
**[18:11] Luxion**
The students vandalized the
place in your absence, Master.
**[18:14] Luxion**
I have recorded the event.
**[18:17] Leon**
They made Daniel and Raymond do it, too, huh?
**[18:20] Luxion**
Their friendship was fleeting.
**[18:22] Leon**
They just prioritized their own futures.
**[18:25] Leon**
You're not very broad-minded, are you?
**[18:27] Luxion**
Students are betting on
the outcome of the duel.
**[18:30] Luxion**
You're red, Master.
**[18:32] Leon**
I'm way less popular!
**[18:34] Luxion**
Don't tell me you thought you were popular.
**[18:36] Leon**
Shut up. In any case, get me 500 platinum coins.
**[18:43] Angelica**
Bartfort, you should forfeit the duel.
**[18:47] Leon**
What? Now? You'll lose face, too.
**[18:51] Angelica**
Your room was vandalized, wasn't it?
**[18:53] Angelica**
I'll be fine, but there's
no need for you to suffer.
**[18:57] Leon**
Okay...
**[19:00] Angelica**
My family has already reprimanded me for
imprudently challenging her to a duel.
**[19:05] Angelica**
At best, I'll be placed under house
arrest or sent to the borderlands.
**[19:09] Angelica**
I have no power anymore.
**[19:13] Leon**
You seem confused. You think I'm
trying to curry favor with the duke?
**[19:18] Angelica**
I-If that's not it, then why volunteer?
**[19:21] Leon**
I'm sick of looking for a wife.
**[19:24] Leon**
I thought I'd take a shot at the
guys I hate and call it quits.
**[19:29] Angelica**
I'd heard people who venture into
dungeons have a screw loose,
**[19:32] Angelica**
but I suppose it's true of you, as well.
**[19:34] Leon**
Rude! I volunteered because
I have a chance to win!
**[19:38] Leon**
Besides, you're the one
who issued the challenge.
**[19:41] Angelica**
A-And I apologized for that! Are you stupid?
**[19:48] Angelica**
I-In any case, simply volunteering was enough.
**[19:52] Angelica**
There's no need for you
to risk your life for me.
**[19:59] Leon**
It's true that the five of them are strong.
**[20:03] Leon**
But that's only by the
academy's standards, right?
**[20:11] Luxion**
That looks good on you.
**[20:13] Luxion**
Which is only natural,
since I made it for you.
**[20:16] Leon**
This isn't what I had in mind. Remake it.
**[20:19] Luxion**
I refuse.
**[20:21] Leon**
I knew you'd say that.
**[20:23] Olivia**
Mr. Leon.
**[20:25] Leon**
Ms. Olivia.
**[20:26] Olivia**
U-Um, there's nothing I can do for you,
but you have my support, Mr. Leon.
**[20:32] Leon**
Oh, did you bet on me?
**[20:34] Leon**
In that case, I'll make you rich.
**[20:36] Olivia**
What? I didn't bet on you.
**[20:39] Olivia**
I believe gambling is wrong.
**[20:41] Leon**
Uh, sure.
**[20:50] Girls**
Your Highness!
**[20:51] Girls**
Good luck!
**[20:55] Leon**
Wow...
**[20:57] Leon**
Look at that rainbow of colors.
**[20:59] All**
Die!
**[21:01] All**
Get outta here, Bartfort!
**[21:03] All**
I hope you lose!
**[21:04] Leon**
Shut up, rabble!
**[21:10] Leon**
*Those two bet on me?*
**[21:16] Angelica**
Bartfort, I don't see your Armor.
**[21:19] Leon**
Don't worry. It just arrived.
**[21:23] Luxion**
Arroganz incoming.
**[21:30] All**
What?
**[21:31] All**
What is that?
**[21:32] ---**
What?!
**[21:41] All**
What's with that Armor?
**[21:43] All**
Unbelievable!
**[23:25] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, are you really
going to fight in a duel?
**[23:27] Leon**
Yeah, I hate them.
**[23:28] Olivia**
I-I don't know what happened,
but it's dangerous.
**[23:31] Olivia**
You'll get hurt.
**[23:31] Leon**
I'll be fine. Besides, I don't
pick fights I can't win.
**[23:34] Leon**
Next time, "Mind If I Go Easy on You?"
**[23:36] Leon**
I'm gonna give the five of them a beating.
**[23:38] Olivia**
Um, what do you mean by "go easy on" them?
# E4 - Mind If I Go Easy on You?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN4P23/mind-if-i-go-easy-on-you)
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**[00:07] Angelica**
Pick it up, foul wench
who deceived the prince.
**[00:11] Girls**
A duel?
**[00:11] Girls**
It's a duel.
**[00:12] Girls**
If she picks up the glove,
it'll mean she accepts the duel.
**[00:16] Julius**
Pick it up, Marie.
**[00:18] Julius**
I shall be your champion.
**[00:21] Angelica**
But...
**[00:23] Leon**
Okay, everyone. I volunteer
to be her champion.
**[00:28] Julius**
You said your name was Leon.
**[00:30] Julius**
You'd better be ready to face us.
**[00:33] Leon**
Let's duel, Prince.
***SIGN*** Trapped in
***SIGN*** a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** Trapped in
a Dating Sim
**[02:28] All**
What is that?
**[02:30] All**
What's with that Armor?
**[02:32] All**
Talk about lame!
**[02:34] All**
Unbelievable!
**[02:37] Angelica**
Do you really intend to fight with this?
**[02:41] Leon**
Just watch.
**[02:43] Olivia**
Why is everyone laughing?
**[02:47] Angelica**
You really don't know anything, do you?
**[02:51] Angelica**
That Armor is most likely a Lost Item.
**[02:55] Angelica**
It can't be replicated
using modern technology,
**[02:58] Angelica**
but that doesn't necessarily
mean it's strong.
**[03:02] Angelica**
In modern battles, highly mobile Armors
emphasizing speed are mainstream.
**[03:07] Angelica**
Such ponderous models are out of style.
**[03:12] Olivia**
But it's kind of cute how
short and stout it is.
**[03:16] Angelica**
There's something wrong with
you if you think that's cute.
**[03:21] Angelica**
* It seems to be more than*
* just an ungainly Armor.*
**[03:24] Angelica**
*What are you thinking, Bartfort?*
**[03:29] Leon**
Hup.
**[03:32] Luxion**
Activating Arroganz.
**[03:34] Leon**
All right.
**[03:37] Leon**
Luxion.
**[03:38] Luxion**
What is it?
**[03:39] Leon**
What does "Arroganz" mean?
**[03:41] Luxion**
Look it up later.
**[03:43] Luxion**
It's a word that suits you perfectly, Master.
**[03:45] Leon**
Oh, yeah? You can actually be
pretty thoughtful sometimes.
***SIGN*** Mind If I Go Easy on You?
**[03:58] Brad**
Looks like you didn't run from our duel.
**[04:02] Brad**
You deserve props for that.
**[04:03] Brad**
But do you think you can defeat
me with that outdated machine?
**[04:09] Leon**
Purple Armor... My first
opponent must be Brad.
***SIGN*** Brad Fou Field
***SIGN*** Combat Power:
***SIGN*** Attack Power:
Defense Power:
***SIGN*** Weapon: Wields a spear (fairly skilled).
Relationship Score___________________________________
***SIGN*** Heir to a margrave. An intelligent adviser-type character. Timid despite being a narcissist. Mentally weak and selfish.
How dare you call her a foul wench? I'll make you eat your words.
I demand an apology after this duel.
**[04:13] Leon**
*Brad is a narcissist skilled in magic.*
**[04:17] Leon**
*He's the smallest of the five,*
**[04:19] Leon**
*but he's proud and attention-seeking.*
**[04:22] Leon**
He gave me a lot of trouble in the game.
**[04:24] Brad**
Behold this armor created by
master craftsman Altenter.
**[04:29] Brad**
It's made with plenty of tetrium,
which increases its magic conductivity.
**[04:35] Leon**
Should you be bragging at
such length to your opponent?
**[04:42] Luxion**
He appears to be carrying
drone-like weapons on his back.
**[04:46] Luxion**
Shall I deploy countermeasures?
**[04:48] Leon**
Don't worry, I know what it is.
**[04:51] Leon**
And besides, purple is a weak color.
**[04:54] Brad**
Your attitude is truly infuriating.
**[04:56] Luxion**
We should ready our own weapons.
**[04:58] Leon**
All right. We'll use Blade
Number 1 in the backpack.
**[05:06] Leon**
That's a shovel!
**[05:07] Luxion**
Of course it is.
**[05:09] Luxion**
When you last took this for
a test drive, you dug holes.
**[05:13] Leon**
You should've swapped it back!
**[05:14] Leon**
Whatever, just give me a blade!
**[05:16] Luxion**
But it was you who designated Blade Number 1.
**[05:20] Leon**
You totally did this on purpose.
**[05:23] Leon**
Well, fine. I can probably fight with this.
**[05:28] All**
What a back country noble!
**[05:30] All**
A shovel? Seriously?
**[05:35] Jilk**
How disgraceful.
**[05:39] Brad**
How dare you continue to mock me?
**[05:42] Leon**
Actually, it's not on purpose.
**[05:45] Ref**
Champions, state your names before the duel.
**[05:48] Leon**
Leon Fou Bartfort.
**[05:51] Brad**
Brad Fou Field.
**[05:58] Ref**
Ready... Begin!
**[06:00] Brad**
I'll kill you with a single blow. Die!
**[06:16] Brad**
What?!
**[06:31] Leon**
Huh?
**[06:34] Leon**
Hey, ref. Looks like he's unconscious.
**[06:39] Leon**
I barely grazed him.
**[06:42] Luxion**
If you'd attacked at full
power, he would've died.
**[06:46] Luxion**
He was decent with a spear, but that's
all that was noteworthy about him.
**[06:51] Leon**
Are you sure you're not resentful they
called Arroganz an outdated model?
**[06:57] Ref**
H-He's been knocked out.
**[06:59] Ref**
Bartfort wins!
**[07:05] Leon**
I knew this would happen, but no
one's excited about this outcome.
**[07:10] Leon**
Huh?
**[07:14] Leon**
Master...
**[07:16] Leon**
Ever the gentleman.
**[07:19] All**
Wh-What?
**[07:20] All**
What happened?
**[07:22] All**
It happened so fast, I couldn't tell.
**[07:26] Olivia**
Mr. Leon won right away. That's impressive.
**[07:30] Angelica**
Uh, yeah.
**[07:33] Angelica**
*What were those movements?*
**[07:35] Angelica**
* They seem impossible for such*
* a heavily armored machine.*
**[07:38] Angelica**
* Brad's Armor was custom-made*
* by the Field family.*
**[07:43] All**
What does this mean?
**[07:44] All**
Mr. Brad...
**[07:45] All**
They'll definitely win the next round, right?
**[07:47] All**
I bet all my money on the prince.
**[07:54] Olivia**
Wh-What is it, Ms. Angelica?
**[07:57] Angelica**
How could I not laugh?
**[08:00] Angelica**
Bartfort is a truly terrible man.
**[08:02] Olivia**
Mr. Leon isn't terrible. He's a kind person.
**[08:06] Angelica**
You're right. He is.
**[08:08] Angelica**
* Anyway, why did he choose to*
* side with me if he's so strong?*
**[08:13] Angelica**
* He must know defying the*
* prince will ruin his future.*
**[08:18] Julius**
Bartfort...
**[08:20] Julius**
He must've been so confident
because he had that Armor.
**[08:23] Jilk**
It must be a Lost Item.
**[08:26] Jilk**
But I've never heard there were
such powerful Armors left.
**[08:30] Greg**
I'm next.
**[08:33] Greg**
Brad is a weakling.
**[08:36] Greg**
I'll bring that thing down.
**[08:39] All**
Greg!
**[08:40] All**
Please!
**[08:40] ---**
You can do it!
**[08:40] Ref**
It's time for round two.
**[08:42] All**
Greg!
**[08:42] All**
You can do it!
**[08:43] All**
Get him!
**[08:45] Leon**
Leon Fou Bartfort.
**[08:48] Greg**
Greg Fou Seberg.
**[08:51] Luxion**
I've identified numerous
repairs on its surface.
**[08:55] Luxion**
He seems to have plenty of combat
experience fighting in Armor.
**[08:58] Leon**
Yeah. He's strong.
**[09:01] Greg**
Bartfort! You didn't beat
Brad because you're strong.
**[09:05] Greg**
It's because your Armor is strong!
**[09:07] Leon**
You're not wrong, but if you
want to fight with words,
**[09:11] Leon**
could you just invite me
to a tea party sometime?
**[09:14] Greg**
I'll crush you.
**[09:16] Ref**
Champions, begin!
**[09:22] Greg**
Come on! What's the matter?
**[09:25] Greg**
Is that all you've got?
**[09:28] Leon**
*Greg is skilled and determined, but...*
**[09:34] Leon**
Choose better tools!
***SIGN*** Greg Fou Seberg
***SIGN*** Combat Power:
***SIGN*** Attack Power:
Defense Power:
***SIGN*** Weapon: Spear (can equip very few items).
Relationship Score___________________________________
***SIGN*** Heir to a count. A talented young man with adventuring experience.
Looks down on nobles without combat experience. Often fights with Chris.
This sounds fun. I'm in, too. I'll take on any challengers!
**[09:40] Leon**
*Greg is proud because he's skilled,*
**[09:44] Leon**
*and there were very few items he could equip.*
**[09:47] Leon**
*I had so many game overs because of that.*
**[09:51] Leon**
That Armor you're wearing is an
outdated mass-produced model!
**[09:55] Leon**
Shed that nonsensical pride of yours!
**[10:03] Leon**
Gotcha.
**[10:05] Greg**
Let go! Damn it!
**[10:07] Leon**
Like hell I'm letting go, moron.
**[10:13] Angelica**
It's all right. The pilot is unaffected.
**[10:16] Leon**
Your right leg is next.
**[10:18] Greg**
Do you enjoy tormenting me?
**[10:21] Greg**
You're only winning because of your Armor!
**[10:23] Leon**
What? It's your own fault for
dueling in an outdated Armor.
**[10:28] Leon**
Did you know the outcome of any contest
is decided during the preparation stage?
**[10:38] Leon**
Anyway, aren't you glad
you got to make excuses?
**[10:41] Leon**
You only lost because my Armor
is so much better than yours.
**[10:45] Greg**
Damn it.
**[10:47] Greg**
Damn it!
**[10:50] Greg**
I won't lose!
**[10:51] Greg**
I'll fight to the death, even if
I have to fight without my Armor!
**[10:55] Leon**
Seriously? But you know...
**[10:57] Greg**
Shut up! Bring it on!
**[11:00] Leon**
I'm not really a fan of bullying
the weak, unlike you guys.
**[11:06] Greg**
What was that?
**[11:07] Leon**
I'm saying I don't enjoy tormenting
the weak. Do you understand that?
**[11:12] Greg**
Don't be absurd! When did
we ever bully the weak?
**[11:16] Leon**
Wow, it's scary when people have
so little self-awareness. Gross.
**[11:21] Leon**
This is why I can't stand nobles
who receive special treatment.
**[11:26] Leon**
In any case, you're a nobody.
**[11:28] Leon**
And tormenting nobodies leaves
a bad taste in my mouth,
**[11:30] Leon**
so I'd like to get this done quickly.
**[11:32] Leon**
Don't you get that?
**[11:35] Greg**
Damn it!
**[11:39] Leon**
Huh? Did a mosquito land on me?
**[11:44] Ref**
B-Bartfort wins! Greg Fou Seberg,
please leave the arena!
**[11:49] All**
Wow, nasty.
**[11:51] All**
That's not something a knight should do.
**[11:53] All**
I can't believe Greg lost, too.
**[11:56] Olivia**
I'm glad Mr. Leon won, but he went too far.
**[12:00] Olivia**
He should apologize to Mr. Greg later.
**[12:03] Angelica**
Don't.
**[12:05] Angelica**
It would only hurt Greg more.
**[12:10] Ref**
Round three!
**[12:12] Chris**
Bartfort, I won't underestimate
you like the other two did.
**[12:17] Chris**
I'll fight at full strength from the start.
**[12:19] Leon**
For real?
**[12:20] Leon**
Then I'll start taking this seriously, too.
**[12:23] Chris**
You'd better not be lying.
**[12:25] Leon**
Yeah, I promise.
***SIGN*** Chris Fia Arclight
***SIGN*** Combat Power:
***SIGN*** Attack Power:
Defense Power:
***SIGN*** Weapon: Swords only.
Relationship Score_______________
***SIGN*** Heir to a count and son of the Sword Saint. He is a skilled swordsman himself and expresses little interest in anything else.
She saved me by listening to my problems. This is why I wish to protect her.
**[12:28] Leon**
*Chris is a young master swordsman.*
**[12:31] Leon**
* He's cold and not very good*
* at expressing his emotions.*
**[12:34] Leon**
* He only used swords during the*
* combat sections of the game.*
**[12:38] Leon**
*In other words, he's a huge pain in the ass.*
**[12:40] Ref**
Champions, begin!
**[12:47] Chris**
What?!
**[12:48] Leon**
Luxion, deploy the drones.
**[12:51] Luxion**
Yes, Master.
**[13:00] Chris**
Bartfort, you're content to fight like this?
**[13:04] Chris**
This is hardly chivalrous!
**[13:07] Leon**
Is that all you have to say?
**[13:10] Leon**
Nobody said shooting was against the rules.
**[13:14] Leon**
You guys are too weak, anyway.
I wouldn't mind holding back.
**[13:19] Leon**
I'll allow you to embody
your precious chivalry.
**[13:24] Chris**
Bartfort!
**[13:30] Leon**
Truly a master swordsman. Impressive work.
**[13:36] Chris**
Why? Why did I lose?
**[13:40] Chris**
I've worked harder than anyone else.
**[13:43] Leon**
Why don't you brag to Marie
about all your hard work?
**[13:46] Leon**
She might take pity on you.
**[13:51] Luxion**
You really are a scumbag, aren't you?
**[13:53] Leon**
Shut up. Even I feel like I overdid it a little.
**[13:57] All**
Seriously?
**[13:58] All**
Even Chris?
**[13:59] All**
You're kidding!
**[14:00] All**
But I bet all my money!
**[14:03] Jilk**
This isn't good. It's all right if I lose,
but I must protect the prince.
**[14:10] Jilk**
*No matter what it takes.*
**[14:23] Male Student**
Hey.
**[14:29] Jenna**
Hey, I have a request.
**[14:48] Angelica**
Did you find him?
**[14:49] Olivia**
No, nowhere.
**[14:55] Olivia**
Mr. Leon!
**[14:56] Angelica**
We were worried.
**[14:58] Leon**
Worried? About what?
**[15:00] Olivia**
Your sister we met previously
**[15:03] Olivia**
said you weren't looking well,
so she asked us to check on you.
**[15:06] Angelica**
She said you should forfeit the next round.
**[15:09] Leon**
Jenna's worried about me?
**[15:12] (Flashback) Jenna**
Hey, idiot!
**[15:15] Leon**
*There's no way.*
**[15:17] Olivia**
Mr. Leon? Are you feeling unwell after all?
**[15:20] Leon**
I've actually been holding it for a while.
**[15:24] Leon**
I'm about to piss myself.
**[15:25] Olivia**
Th-That must be quite uncomfortable.
**[15:28] Angelica**
You should watch your language around girls.
**[15:32] Leon**
You're right. I've been off picking flowers.
**[15:35] Leon**
Not that there are flower beds in the arena.
**[15:39] Angelica**
We shouldn't have worried.
**[15:42] Olivia**
No.
**[15:45] Luxion**
Master, Arroganz has been
rigged with explosives.
**[15:48] Luxion**
Your sister set them, but it was your next
opponent who instructed her to do it.
**[15:54] Leon**
Yeah, I'm sure it was.
**[15:57] Leon**
* She's probably ashamed I picked*
* a fight with the prince.*
**[16:01] Leon**
*Jilk took advantage of that.*
**[16:04] Luxion**
The explosives were installed
on the Armor's back.
**[16:07] Luxion**
They appear to be triggered
by a special type of magic.
**[16:11] Leon**
They had those explosives in the game, too.
**[16:14] Leon**
Not that I used them.
**[16:16] Luxion**
If it were a standard Armor,
**[16:18] Luxion**
based on the quantity of explosive
material, it would kill the pilot.
**[16:22] Leon**
If it were a standard Armor, right?
**[16:30] Leon**
*Guys who seem nice are the scariest of all.*
**[16:34] Leon**
*It's a common trope.*
**[16:43] Jilk**
You are strong. I respect that.
**[16:47] Leon**
Thanks.
**[16:49] Ref**
Champions, begin!
**[16:56] Luxion**
It's a smokescreen.
**[16:57] Leon**
He can't be bothered with appearances, huh?
**[17:02] Jilk**
Your life ended the moment
you defied the prince.
**[17:07] Jilk**
I shall at least grant you a glorious end.
**[17:12] Jilk**
Is he dead?
**[17:17] Jilk**
What?
**[17:18] Jilk**
That anti-Armor bomb would
easily pierce a standard model.
**[17:23] Jilk**
It didn't leave a scratch.
**[17:25] Jilk**
I have no choice. I didn't
want to use this, but...
**[17:32] Luxion**
It's coming.
**[17:33] Leon**
Yeah.
**[17:39] Jilk**
No hard feelings.
I'm doing this for the prince.
**[17:47] Leon**
Hey.
**[17:49] Jilk**
Y-You withstood that explosion?
**[17:52] Leon**
It was a heavy blow, in more than one way.
**[17:58] Jilk**
Are you determined to fight
the prince no matter what?
**[18:00] Jilk**
Your life as a noble will be over!
**[18:02] Leon**
That's exactly what I want.
**[18:04] Leon**
And I'm willing to do anything
to achieve that, just like you!
**[18:09] Jilk**
You're going to kill the prince?!
**[18:11] Leon**
Won't that be great?
You'll have one fewer rival.
**[18:15] Jilk**
Both the prince and I truly love her.
**[18:18] Jilk**
If you intend to harm the prince,
then I'll make your family pay for it, too!
**[18:26] Leon**
You're threatening me?
**[18:27] Leon**
Should we let the prince and
that girl hear about this?
**[18:31] Leon**
I bet they'd scorn you.
**[18:35] Jilk**
What proof do you have that I said that?
**[18:39] Jilk**
* If you intend to harm the prince,*
* then I'll make your family pay for it, too!*
**[18:46] Leon**
Apparently outdated models come
with a recording function.
**[18:52] Jilk**
You coward!
**[18:53] Leon**
Coward? Threatening your opponent because
you're losing is far more cowardly.
**[18:59] Leon**
What's worse, you rigged
my Armor with explosives.
**[19:01] Leon**
Isn't it your life as a noble that's over?
**[19:05] Jilk**
Silence!
**[19:07] Leon**
I'm sick of this.
**[19:13] Leon**
I've had enough. Just die.
**[19:29] Jilk**
Y-Your Highness, he's a dangerous man.
**[19:35] Jilk**
You mustn't fight him.
**[19:39] Leon**
I guess I caused some trouble for my sister.
**[19:44] Jenna**
Stupid Leon...
**[19:48] Julius**
Jilk...
**[19:50] Marie**
*What's going on?*
**[19:51] Marie**
*How is there someone so strong?*
**[19:55] Kyle**
Will you be all right?
**[19:57] Kyle**
All four of them lost without a fight.
**[19:59] Marie**
*Jeez, he's as annoying as ever.*
**[20:03] Julius**
Marie.
**[20:05] Julius**
It's all right. My Armor is made using
the kingdom's greatest technology.
**[20:10] Julius**
Don't worry.
**[20:12] Marie**
Okay.
**[20:13] Marie**
* That's what they all said,*
* and they were all defeated.*
***SIGN*** Brad Fou Field
***SIGN*** Combat Power:
***SIGN*** Attack Power:
Defense Power:
***SIGN*** Weapon: Wields a spear (fairly skilled).
Relationship Score___________________________________
***SIGN*** Heir to a margrave. An intelligent adviser-type character. Timid despite being a narcissist. Mentally weak and selfish.
How dare you call her a foul wench? I'll make you eat your words.
I demand an apology after this duel.
**[20:16] Marie**
*Come to think of it,*
**[20:18] Marie**
*these guys were weak in the game, too.*
***SIGN*** Greg Fou Seberg
***SIGN*** Combat Power:
***SIGN*** Attack Power:
Defense Power:
***SIGN*** Weapon: Spear (can equip very few items).
Relationship Score___________________________________
***SIGN*** Heir to a count. A talented young man with adventuring experience.
Looks down on nobles without combat experience. Often fights with Chris.
This sounds fun. I'm in, too. I'll take on any challengers!
**[20:20] Marie**
*They always lost battles,*
***SIGN*** Chris Fia Arclight
***SIGN*** Combat Power:
***SIGN*** Attack Power:
Defense Power:
***SIGN*** Weapon: Swords only.
Relationship Score_______________
***SIGN*** Heir to a count and son of the Sword Saint. He is a skilled swordsman himself and expresses little interest in anything else.
She saved me by listening to my problems. This is why I wish to protect her.
**[20:21] Marie**
*so I made my brother beat the game for me.*
***SIGN*** Jilk Fia Marmoria
***SIGN*** Combat Power:
***SIGN*** Attack Power:
Defense Power:
***SIGN*** Weapon: Primarily firearms. Sometimes uses grenades and axes.
Relationship Score___________________________________
***SIGN*** Court noble and foster brother of the prince. Seems kind and considerate and is popular with girls,
but will commit atrocities for the sake of the prince.
You're right. She's a marvelous woman. But I believe I love her the most.
***SIGN*** Julius Rapha Holfort
***SIGN*** Combat Power:
***SIGN*** Attack Power:
Defense Power:
***SIGN*** Weapons: Shields and swords (Armor made using
the kingdom's greatest technology).
Relationship Score___________________________________
***SIGN*** Sick and tired of his current status, he falls in love with the protagonist for understanding him.
Behaves coldly toward Angelica, who looks up to him.
As far as I'm concerned, no one can replace her. I'll show no mercy to anyone who hurts her.
**[20:25] Julius**
I'll be back.
**[20:29] Marie**
Okay. I'll pray for your
victory, Your Highness.
**[20:37] Marie**
*Ugh, this is exhausting.*
**[20:39] Marie**
* Imitating that optimistic*
* goody-goody protagonist is rough.*
**[20:44] Marie**
*But I won't let it end here.*
**[20:47] Marie**
*I won't let that mob character beat me.*
**[20:51] All**
Your Highness!
**[20:52] All**
You can do it!
**[20:54] All**
Beat that hick!
**[20:58] Leon**
How sad.
**[20:59] Leon**
They still expect the prince to win after
the miserable fights they've witnessed.
**[21:03] Leon**
* The prince and his friends*
* are still first-years.*
**[21:05] Leon**
* They'll become stronger in the*
* future, but right now, I'm better.*
**[21:12] Julius**
I never thought my turn would come around.
**[21:17] Julius**
I respect how hard you've fought to get here.
**[21:21] Leon**
Can I ask you something?
**[21:24] Julius**
If I can answer your question, I shall.
**[21:26] Leon**
What do you think of the
scholarship student, Ms. Olivia?
**[21:31] Julius**
Olivia? Since we've hardly spoken,
I have no opinion on her.
**[21:36] Julius**
I've heard she studies hard.
**[21:40] Leon**
I see.
**[21:46] Ref**
Champions, begin!
**[21:47] All**
Your Highness!
**[21:47] All**
You can do it!
**[23:25] Julius**
Brad, Greg, Chris, Jilk...
**[23:28] Leon**
Well fought, everyone.
**[23:29] Leon**
Your Highness, you're the last one
standing. How are you feeling?
**[23:32] Leon**
Well? How do you feel right now?
**[23:33] Julius**
Next time, "It's Awesome."
**[23:34] Julius**
I shall carry the thoughts and feelings
of the others into battle against you.
**[23:37] Leon**
Based only on our dialogue, you
sound way more like a protagonist.
# E5 - It's Awesome
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV0MP3/its-awesome)
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**[00:00] All**
Your Highness!
**[00:02] All**
You can do it!
**[00:03] All**
Beat that hick!
**[00:08] Leon**
How sad.
**[00:10] Leon**
They still expect the prince to win after
the miserable fights they've witnessed.
**[00:14] Ref**
Champions, begin!
***SIGN*** Trapped in
***SIGN*** a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** Trapped in
a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** It's Awesome
**[01:49] Leon**
His Armor is the strongest
currently available, huh?
**[01:52] Luxion**
While his Armor certainly appears
to be better than the others,
**[01:55] Luxion**
that's really all it is.
**[01:56] Leon**
Then I just need to attack.
**[02:06] All**
You can do it, Your Highness!
**[02:07] All**
Beat him!
**[02:08] All**
Please!
**[02:09] Leon**
Looks like these guys really
don't want to lose their bets.
**[02:13] Luxion**
I'm sure they'd be relieved to see you lose.
**[02:16] Luxion**
Perhaps they simply find your words
and actions annoying as hell.
**[02:20] Leon**
Don't use language like that!
**[02:23] Leon**
Whoops.
**[02:25] Julius**
I cannot lose!
**[02:27] Julius**
For Marie's sake, I cannot lose!
**[02:31] Luxion**
I'll admit it at least has artistic value.
**[02:34] Leon**
You're being awfully complimentary.
**[02:36] Leon**
Your Highness, you've got considerably
more spirit than the other four.
**[02:40] Leon**
Perhaps they didn't try
their hardest after all.
**[02:43] Leon**
If you lose, then the other four can
get closer to Marie without you.
**[02:48] Julius**
Nonsense. You know nothing about us.
**[02:52] Leon**
That's right, I don't. But I don't think
things should continue as they are.
**[02:57] Leon**
Your Highness, how does it
feel to truly love someone?
**[03:01] Leon**
I don't really understand that sort of thing.
**[03:04] Julius**
I'm sure you don't. It's the reason
you're able to get in others' way.
**[03:08] Julius**
If you truly love someone,
you should gracefully step aside for them.
**[03:12] Leon**
Are you talking about Ms. Angelica?
**[03:15] Leon**
I think she really loves you.
**[03:19] Julius**
No! She didn't understand how I feel.
**[03:23] Julius**
She's like the other women
at the royal palace.
**[03:26] Julius**
Nobody sees the real me.
**[03:28] Julius**
I didn't want to be born into royalty.
**[03:31] Julius**
Marie is the only one who noticed how I felt.
**[03:35] Julius**
Marie is the only one who loved me!
**[03:38] Leon**
In other words, you've been tricked by
a type of woman not found at the palace.
**[03:43] Leon**
Pathetic.
**[03:44] Julius**
Silence!
**[03:45] Julius**
How dare you behave so haughtily?
**[03:47] Julius**
You're only this arrogant because
you've acquired such a powerful Armor!
**[03:55] Julius**
Are you enjoying yourself?
**[03:57] Julius**
How does it feel to look down
on someone and lecture them?
**[04:03] Leon**
It's awesome.
**[04:06] Leon**
I feel absolutely amazing.
**[04:08] Leon**
It's true that I'm arrogant,
but you guys still can't beat me.
**[04:14] Leon**
How does it feel to lose to someone
you saw as beneath you, Prince?
**[04:19] Julius**
Y-You bastard!
**[04:22] Leon**
You didn't want to be born
into royalty? Screw off.
**[04:26] Leon**
Have you ever been sold off by
a pervy old hag and nearly died?
**[04:30] Julius**
What?
**[04:32] Leon**
Have you ever bowed your head to girls,
only to have them ruin your tea party?
**[04:39] Leon**
We've been pushed aside
just for *talking* to girls!
**[04:43] Leon**
Do you have any idea how that feels?!
**[04:47] Girl**
What are you boys crying about?
**[04:50] Julius**
I won't lose.
**[04:52] Julius**
I won't stop fighting until one of us is dead!
**[04:55] Julius**
I'd rather die than have Marie taken from me!
**[05:03] Angelica**
The prince is serious about her.
**[05:07] Angelica**
He really does love that girl.
**[05:12] Olivia**
Y-You're wrong!
**[05:16] Angelica**
Olivia?
**[05:18] Olivia**
Perhaps the prince really does love Ms. Marie,
**[05:23] Olivia**
but... but...
**[05:26] Olivia**
Ms. Angelica loves the prince, too!
**[05:29] Olivia**
She's been watching this battle in such pain.
**[05:34] Olivia**
No matter how much it hurts
or how sad it makes her,
**[05:38] Olivia**
she's kept her eyes on the prince.
**[05:42] Olivia**
Don't tell me that's not love!
**[05:49] Leon**
Wow. She's not even using
a loudspeaker or magic.
**[05:53] Luxion**
Yes. It's a mysterious power.
**[05:56] Marie**
*What's her deal?*
**[05:58] Marie**
* You may have won over a mob*
* character who's kinda strong,*
**[06:01] Marie**
* but there's still no place for*
* you in this world anymore.*
**[06:05] Julius**
You're saying Angelica...
**[06:07] Julius**
The feelings of a woman who sees
me only as the prince are love?
**[06:12] Julius**
I found a woman who sees me
for myself and understands me.
**[06:18] Julius**
That's true love.
**[06:20] Julius**
Angelica, your feelings aren't love.
**[06:24] Julius**
They're an imposition.
**[06:25] Julius**
If you understand that,
then never approach me again.
**[06:32] Julius**
Let us continue.
**[06:34] Julius**
This duel won't end until one of us dies.
**[06:37] Leon**
I admire your willingness to
use your own life as a shield.
**[06:41] Leon**
Not even I can kill a prince.
**[06:44] Leon**
Good for you. You're going to
win because you're the prince.
**[06:49] Leon**
Despite claiming you wish
you weren't born a prince,
**[06:52] Leon**
you're making great use of your status.
**[06:55] Leon**
It's praiseworthy.
**[06:57] Leon**
Go on, ask me to lose.
**[07:00] Leon**
Ask me to lose because you don't
want to leave your precious Marie.
**[07:04] Leon**
Why don't you order me to lose as the prince?
**[07:07] Julius**
I-I can't do that! This is a sacred duel!
**[07:12] Leon**
What? Are you telling me to
pretend to lose on purpose?
**[07:16] Leon**
That would be too obvious.
**[07:19] Leon**
After all, there's no way you could pull
off a comeback under these circumstances.
**[07:26] All**
Th-This guy is awful...
**[07:30] All**
Your Highness, don't let him beat you!
**[07:32] All**
Drop dead, shithead!
**[07:33] All**
Die!
**[07:35] Luxion**
Do you feel amazing right now?
**[07:38] Leon**
He'd never acknowledge it if I didn't say it.
**[07:41] Leon**
He'll rule a country in the future.
**[07:43] Leon**
He can't allow someone
like Marie to fool him.
**[07:46] Luxion**
So you played the villain?
**[07:48] Luxion**
You seemed to enjoy yourself quite a bit.
**[07:51] Leon**
Yeah, it was super fun.
**[07:54] Julius**
Bartfort!
**[07:58] Leon**
Your Highness, shall we have
a serious conversation?
**[08:01] Julius**
Let go, you fiend!
**[08:03] Leon**
Antagonizing Ms. Angelica and the Redgrave
family will threaten your noble status.
**[08:08] Leon**
You could be stripped of
your right to the throne.
**[08:12] Leon**
Will you really choose Marie regardless?
**[08:17] Leon**
If you understand, then
go to Ms. Angelica and—
**[08:20] Julius**
I don't need it.
**[08:21] Leon**
What?
**[08:23] Julius**
I don't need my status or my honor.
**[08:26] Julius**
All I need is Marie.
**[08:32] Leon**
Luxion.
**[08:35] Luxion**
Analysis complete. Pilot's
safety can be guaranteed.
**[08:40] Leon**
It's hard to hold back, isn't it?
**[08:44] Luxion**
Impact.
**[08:57] Ref**
B-Bartfort wins!
**[09:01] All**
Tell me it's not true!
**[09:03] All**
I refuse to accept the result of this duel!
**[09:05] Leon**
Try not to gamble too much, everyone.
**[09:08] All**
You can't be serious!
**[09:10] All**
Coward!
**[09:11] All**
Cheater!
**[09:13] Leon**
I managed to defeat them.
**[09:15] Leon**
The prince is merely unconscious.
**[09:17] Angelica**
I-I see. I appreciate your
help with this matter.
**[09:22] Angelica**
Allow me to thank you later.
**[09:27] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, why were you so cruel
to the prince and his friends?
**[09:30] Olivia**
Everyone's angry with you. Going forward...
**[09:33] Leon**
I'm the only bad guy they need.
**[09:33] All**
Die!
**[09:34] All**
Back country baron!
**[09:36] Olivia**
Huh?
**[09:37] Leon**
Don't worry about it.
**[09:38] Leon**
I'll probably end up leaving
the academy anyway.
**[09:41] Olivia**
What?
**[09:47] Angelica**
I'm so glad you're all right, Your Highness.
**[09:51] Julius**
How can you be so shameless?
**[09:55] Angelica**
Everything I've done until
now has been for you.
**[10:00] Julius**
Do you know what my favorite food is?
**[10:02] Angelica**
Yes. As far as soups go, the Seberg region's—
**[10:06] Julius**
No.
**[10:07] Julius**
I liked the grilled skewers
I had after I snuck out.
**[10:12] Julius**
I couldn't say so because I'd be told
peasant food isn't appropriate for me.
**[10:17] Julius**
But Marie noticed.
**[10:19] Julius**
When we first went out together,
she took me to a food stall.
**[10:24] Julius**
I thought it was fate.
**[10:27] Julius**
I know it's rude to both you and your family.
**[10:31] Julius**
But Marie is the only one I can love.
**[10:35] Angelica**
B-But I... I still want to be by your side.
**[10:40] Julius**
I can't love you.
**[10:48] Angelica**
I understand.
**[10:52] Angelica**
I shall pray for your happiness
from the sidelines.
**[11:01] Julius**
I wish you would've said that sooner.
**[11:07] Leon**
I have no connections with the royal palace,
**[11:11] Leon**
so I thought since you're the
head of the Redgrave family...
**[11:15] Vince**
You want me to clean up your mess?
**[11:19] Leon**
I'd like my life to be spared and
my family not be held responsible.
**[11:26] Vince**
You did volunteer to be
my daughter's champion.
**[11:29] Vince**
I'll do the minimum the circumstances demand.
**[11:32] Leon**
I'll forfeit my title as knight.
**[11:34] Leon**
I intend to decline the barony
I'm being offered, too.
**[11:39] Vince**
Oh?
**[11:40] Gilbert**
You could've avoided this trouble entirely.
**[11:43] Gilbert**
What do you really want?
**[11:45] Leon**
* I just wanted to strike a blow*
* against those irritating hunks*
**[11:49] Leon**
*and escape this wife-hunting hell.*
**[11:53] Leon**
I did it for the kingdom.
**[11:55] Leon**
I couldn't allow the prince to continue
to be deceived by that woman.
**[12:03] Vince**
If that's true, then I'm impressed.
**[12:06] Vince**
Angie's engagement to the prince
has been broken off already.
**[12:10] Vince**
My daughter isn't a good match for him.
**[12:12] Vince**
By the way, I do have one request.
**[12:16] Leon**
What is it?
**[12:17] Vince**
This incident has left my daughter
feeling utterly defeated.
**[12:21] Vince**
I'd like to give her the chance to rest
in the countryside for a change of pace.
**[12:29] Leon**
* All right. This will allow*
* me to avoid being executed,*
**[12:32] Leon**
*and to escape the academy and wife-hunting.*
**[12:35] Leon**
*My only regrets are...*
**[12:38] Leon**
* that I couldn't learn*
* about tea from my master,*
**[12:41] Leon**
*and Daniel and Raymond.*
**[12:43] Leon**
* I'm disappointed I never got to try all the*
* desserts at the academy cafeteria, either.*
**[12:50] Leon**
* Before I even knew it, I was actually*
* enjoying life at the academy.*
**[12:56] Gilbert**
So he gave up his status,
**[12:58] Gilbert**
his honor, and even a portion of
his wealth to admonish the prince.
**[13:02] Vince**
Yes. He made enemies of everyone and
volunteered when no one else offered to help.
**[13:07] Vince**
He's as a knight should be.
**[13:11] Vince**
Outwardly, that is.
**[13:18] Angelica**
How laughable.
**[13:20] Angelica**
None of my feelings ever got through to him.
**[13:24] Angelica**
All I've done is get Leon kicked out of
the academy because of my selfishness.
**[13:28] Olivia**
Ms. Angelica, you didn't do anything wrong.
**[13:31] Olivia**
Mr. Leon said he intended
**[13:33] Olivia**
from the start to play the villain
and leave the academy.
**[13:38] Angelica**
But I went to see the prince
without thanking Leon properly.
**[13:44] Angelica**
I truly am a terrible woman.
**[13:46] Olivia**
Ms. Angelica...
**[13:47] Luxion**
How sad. Are you not going to talk to them?
**[13:52] Leon**
Don't expect me to say anything thoughtful.
**[13:56] Leon**
Talking about it won't fix anything,
so I don't want to get involved.
**[14:00] Luxion**
You're refreshingly worthless, aren't you?
**[14:03] Leon**
Yeah, I know I am.
**[14:08] Luce**
Dinner is ready.
**[14:10] Luce**
The duke's maids are preparing her room.
**[14:14] Balcus**
That idiot.
**[14:16] Balcus**
First he picks a fight with the prince,
and now he's bringing home a duke's daughter.
**[14:21] Balcus**
Can't he show a little more
consideration for my poor heart?
**[14:24] Zola**
Who are you people? Out of the way.
**[14:27] Balcus**
Z-Zola...
**[14:30] Zola**
The royal capital is in an uproar
because of your incompetent son!
**[14:34] Balcus**
I-I'm thunderstruck, as well.
**[14:37] Zola**
Call that idiot here right—
**[14:40] All**
Welcome back, my lady.
**[14:43] Zola**
"My lady"? Just whose daughter are you?
**[14:47] Angelica**
The Redgrave family's.
**[14:49] Zola**
*Red...*
**[14:50] Angelica**
You must be Lady Bartfort.
**[14:52] Angelica**
Your son, Lord Leon, has done much for me.
**[14:56] Zola**
What?
**[14:57] Angelica**
I have accepted Lord Leon's kind
offer to spend my holiday here.
**[15:02] Zola**
I-I see. In that case, make yourself at home.
**[15:06] Zola**
I must be leaving now, though.
**[15:13] Leon**
* That was so friggin' cool!*
* Ms. Angelica is the best!*
**[15:16] Angelica**
Seems like you have a lot to deal with.
**[15:22] Olivia**
Wow, so this is Mr. Leon's island.
**[15:26] Angelica**
It's a wonderful island.
**[15:28] Leon**
It's still under development.
**[15:30] Olivia**
It's amazing. I've never
seen such a beautiful place.
**[15:36] Angelica**
What's that smell?
**[15:38] Leon**
Oh, that's our famous...
**[15:43] Olivia**
Wow. Ms. Angelica, your hair is beautiful.
**[15:46] Olivia**
It's so glossy.
**[15:48] Angelica**
The prince said he likes long hair.
**[15:52] Angelica**
Perhaps I'll try trimming it.
**[15:59] Angelica**
* Perhaps it's because the prince said*
* he doesn't like busty women, but...*
**[16:06] Angelica**
I'm jealous of you.
**[16:08] Angelica**
You and Leon are lovers, are you not?
**[16:10] Olivia**
O-Oh, no. Our standings are too different.
**[16:15] Olivia**
Mr. Leon is out of my reach.
**[16:18] Olivia**
Besides, doesn't Mr. Leon
have feelings for you?
**[16:22] Angelica**
What? Impossible. I'm an awful woman.
**[16:28] Olivia**
We're both dealing with a lot, aren't we?
**[16:31] Angelica**
Indeed.
**[16:36] Angelica**
Your skin is so smooth, Olivia.
**[16:38] Olivia**
But Ms. Angelica, you have
such smooth hair and skin.
**[16:44] Leon**
*Why are they so happy?*
**[16:49] Leon**
What is it, Ms. Olivia?
**[16:51] Olivia**
Um, it's Livia. Please call me Livia.
**[16:57] Olivia**
Is that all right?
**[16:59] Olivia**
Everyone back home calls me Livia.
**[17:02] Angelica**
In that case, call me Angie.
**[17:05] Angelica**
That's what my friends call me.
**[17:07] Leon**
Are you sure?
**[17:08] Angelica**
Though I doubt you want to be friends
with such an unpleasant woman.
**[17:13] Olivia**
Y-You shouldn't talk about yourself that way.
**[17:16] Olivia**
Ms. Angelica, you—Angie,
you're a wonderful woman.
**[17:20] Angelica**
I'm the worst.
**[17:22] Angelica**
I still resent Marie more than I can bear.
**[17:25] Angelica**
I've thought numerous times
about getting revenge.
**[17:29] Leon**
I don't think there's
anything wrong with that.
**[17:32] Leon**
You want revenge? Fine by me.
**[17:34] Leon**
Let's do it.
**[17:37] Angelica**
It's all right for me to seek revenge?
**[17:40] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, don't encourage Angie.
**[17:44] Leon**
I know the best way to get revenge.
**[17:47] Angelica**
R-Really?
**[17:49] Olivia**
Angie, don't take the bait!
**[17:52] Leon**
The best way to get revenge
is to become happy yourself.
**[17:59] Leon**
Trying to make someone else
unhappy is a waste of time.
**[18:03] Leon**
Spending your time on yourself
is far more meaningful.
**[18:07] Ange**
Y-You're right.
**[18:09] Olivia**
In that case, I'll support you.
**[18:12] Olivia**
Angie, let us devote ourselves
to revenge together.
**[18:17] Leon**
* The protagonist and the*
* rival make a powerful team.*
**[18:20] Leon**
* I almost feel sorry for Marie that*
* these two are working against her.*
**[18:24] Marie**
Wh-What do you mean?
**[18:27] Marie**
You're all being disinherited
and losing your statuses?
**[18:32] Julius**
It's exactly what it sounds like.
I'm no longer the crown prince.
**[18:38] Julius**
Now I can have a proper
relationship with you.
**[18:41] Julius**
We've made up our minds.
**[18:43] All**
This is the decision we've made.
Sorry to have kept you waiting, Marie.
**[18:48] ---**
Marie... Marie... Marie... Marie...
**[18:49] Marie**
*Are...*
**[18:50] Marie**
*Are they stupid?!*
**[18:52] Marie**
*Now they're just unemployed rich kids!*
**[18:55] Julius**
I can no longer formally stand by your side,
but I'll be wishing for your happiness.
**[19:03] Brad**
We'll protect Marie for you, Julius.
**[19:06] Greg**
We need to get revenge on Leon, too.
**[19:08] Chris**
It'd be no fun leaving things as they are.
**[19:10] Jilk**
Perhaps we should start adventuring
and search for Lost Items.
**[19:14] Julius**
I feel relieved knowing you'll
all be protecting Marie.
**[19:18] Marie**
*You can't be serious!*
**[19:20] Marie**
* Gorgeous dresses, luxurious meals, and*
* the life at the royal palace I dreamed of...*
**[19:24] Marie**
*All of that is...*
**[19:27] Marie**
Why is this happening?!
**[19:30] Brad**
Marie...
**[19:31] Greg**
I can't believe you're crying tears of joy.
**[19:34] Servant**
Between the broken off engagements, the duel,
**[19:37] Servant**
and the prince's disinheritance, there's
been quite an uproar at the royal palace.
**[19:41] Leon**
I see.
**[19:42] Balcus**
What will happen to our family?
**[19:45] Servant**
Don't worry. Neither Lord Leon nor
your family will be held responsible.
**[19:50] Balcus**
R-Really?
**[19:53] Leon**
*Good thing I talked to Angie's dad.*
**[19:55] Servant**
Instead, Lord Leon will
be granted a formal title.
**[20:00] Leon**
*Huh?*
**[20:01] Servant**
After all, you're the knight who admonished
the prince's foolish behavior.
**[20:04] Leon**
What?
**[20:06] Servant**
Your royal ranking has been increased
to upper sixth rank. Congratulations.
**[20:09] Leon**
*Nobody said I'd be promoted!*
**[20:17] Leon**
* Apparently even being made*
* a knight at 16 years old*
**[20:20] Leon**
*is unprecedented in the Holfort Kingdom.*
**[20:23] Leon**
* It was Julius's parents*
* who granted me the title.*
**[20:28] Leon**
* I'm sure they must've*
* had complicated feelings*
**[20:30] Leon**
*toward the guy who beat up their own son.*
**[20:32] Leon**
*And receiving the royal palace's recognition*
**[20:35] Leon**
* meant I wouldn't be leaving*
* the academy anymore.*
**[20:38] Girl**
What's he doing here?
**[20:40] Girl**
Didn't he leave the academy?
**[20:42] Girl**
This sucks.
**[20:45] Leon**
Finding a wife will be even harder now.
**[20:48] Luxion**
Regarding Marie and Julius and his friends,
apparently they've stayed together.
**[20:54] Leon**
Yeah, I figured.
**[20:56] Luxion**
Though they're no longer lovers,
they've taken on several dungeons together.
**[21:02] Luxion**
They're training to defeat you.
**[21:05] Luxion**
Since they've lost the
backing of their families,
**[21:07] Luxion**
they've needed to earn their own funds.
**[21:10] Luxion**
They all seemed to be enjoying themselves,
**[21:12] Luxion**
with the exception of Marie.
**[21:14] Leon**
That's unusually good news from you.
**[21:16] Leon**
I'll be able to sleep soundly tonight.
**[21:20] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, there you are.
**[21:23] Angelica**
Are you alone again today?
**[21:25] Leon**
Yeah, alone again today.
Thanks for ripping my heart out.
**[21:29] Angelica**
Can't you do something about
that foul language of yours?
**[21:33] Angelica**
If you're not busy, come with us.
**[21:35] Olivia**
We've found a crêperie
that's supposed to be good.
**[21:38] Angelica**
Come on, let's go.
**[21:40] Olivia**
Hurry.
**[21:41] Leon**
* I can't believe I've got these two*
* cute, kind girls right next to me,*
**[21:45] Leon**
*and I can't do anything with either of them.*
**[21:49] Leon**
* The world of otome games*
* is truly tough for mobs.*
***SIGN*** Trapped in a Dating Sim
**[23:25] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, what do you think?
Does this look good on me?
**[23:27] Leon**
Yeah, you look super cute!
**[23:29] Angelica**
I haven't worn this in a while.
What do you think?
**[23:31] Leon**
You look dignified and cool!
**[23:32] Julius**
How do I look? Does this look good on me?
**[23:35] Leon**
Buzz off, dude.
**[23:35] Julius**
Next time.
**[23:36] Angelica**
A cultural festival?
**[23:37] Olivia**
It'll be my first.
**[23:38] Leon**
What? Am I the only odd one out?
# E6 - My First School Festival
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***SIGN*** My First School Festival
**[00:10] Leon**
Move that table a little more to the left.
**[00:12] Leon**
Daniel, that tea set's expensive.
Be careful with it.
**[00:16] Daniel**
You shouldn't be using expensive
stuff at a school festival.
**[00:19] Leon**
I feel like I ought to
return some of the wealth
**[00:22] Leon**
I squeezed out of those idiot students.
**[00:25] Daniel**
You should be a little more conscious
of how much everyone hates you.
**[00:28] Olivia**
U-Uh...
**[00:33] Olivia**
I don't look strange, do I?
**[00:36] Olivia**
I'm not used to wearing outfits like this.
**[00:39] Leon**
No, it looks perfect on you.
**[00:42] Angelica**
Hmm...
**[00:44] Angelica**
This emphasizes my bust a little too much.
**[00:48] Olivia**
Angie, you seem comfortable in that,
even though you're a duke's daughter.
**[00:52] Angelica**
I spent two years at the
royal palace, learning manners.
**[00:57] Angelica**
You look good, Livia. The innocent
air it gives you is fantastic.
**[01:02] Olivia**
I actually kind of like it, too.
**[01:07] Leon**
What a precious sight.
**[01:10] Leon**
But according to this otome game's setting,
**[01:12] Leon**
I can't have romantic
relationships with them.
**[01:15] Leon**
I'm a mob character, after all.
***SIGN*** Trapped in
***SIGN*** a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** Trapped in
a Dating Sim
**[02:49] Angelica**
You have such pretty hair, Livia.
**[02:53] Olivia**
I wish I had a nice body like yours, Angie.
**[02:57] Daniel**
Do these girls really go to this academy?
**[03:00] Raymond**
I feel like I'm dreaming.
**[03:03] Jenna**
Leon!
**[03:04] Jenna**
Listen to this!
**[03:06] Leon**
What do you want? You're getting
in the way. Could you leave?
**[03:10] Olivia**
You shouldn't speak to your sister like that.
**[03:13] Jenna**
That's right. You should be
consoling me and serving me tea.
**[03:18] Daniel**
Ah, yes. This is what girls at
this academy are normally like.
**[03:22] Raymond**
The dream has ended.
**[03:24] Leon**
What is it? Spit it out already.
**[03:27] Jenna**
I had a fight with a friend.
**[03:31] Leon**
I'm sure you were fighting
over boys or something.
**[03:34] Jenna**
Yeah. He's a viscount's heir.
**[03:36] Jenna**
He's a prime piece of property
who's about to become very wealthy.
**[03:41] Leon**
And your friend stole him out from under you?
**[03:44] Jenna**
It's the other way around.
**[03:45] Leon**
Huh?
**[03:46] Jenna**
My friend had her eye on him first,
but I thought I'd try pursuing him, too.
**[03:53] Leon**
Then you're in the wrong. We're done here.
**[03:55] Jenna**
I want you to step in and settle the matter!
**[03:58] Jenna**
If you'd just threaten her a little, this would—
**[03:59] Olivia**
Y-You mustn't do that.
**[04:01] Jenna**
Shut up, scholarship student.
**[04:04] Leon**
I'm not doing anything for you.
**[04:07] Leon**
And don't be mean to Olivia.
**[04:09] Leon**
You can be sure Angie won't stay
silent if anything happens.
**[04:12] Angelica**
He's right. You may be Leon's
sister, but I'll show no mercy.
**[04:16] Jenna**
F-Fine.
**[04:19] Jenna**
You're a useless idiot.
**[04:24] Olivia**
Mr. Leon...
**[04:25] Olivia**
Thank you for worrying about me.
**[04:30] Leon**
*She's as radiant as ever, but...*
**[04:33] Daniel**
S-Something terrible is happening, Leon!
**[04:35] Raymond**
In the tea room next door...
**[04:39] Girls**
Prince Julius!
**[04:40] Julius**
I hope you'll all come.
You'll be most welcome.
**[04:43] Girl**
Oh, yes!
**[04:43] Girl**
I'll totally be there!
**[04:44] Girl**
Me, too!
**[04:45] Girl**
I'm gonna spend so much money!
**[04:47] Leon**
Wha—
**[04:48] Julius**
We hope you'll visit Café Princess.
**[04:50] Leon**
What?!
**[04:53] Daniel**
I can't believe he's
opening a café next door.
**[04:55] Raymond**
How incredibly spiteful.
**[04:59] Julius**
Bartfort, I heard you're
running a café, as well.
**[05:03] Julius**
If you're interested, do stop by ours.
**[05:06] Julius**
You're welcome to visit.
**[05:08] Leon**
*He's annoying as hell!*
**[05:13] Olivia**
You charge 100 dia for tea and sweets?!
**[05:16] Julius**
What? Is that too cheap?
**[05:18] Julius**
Marie said this was the right price.
**[05:21] Olivia**
I... I don't have the courage to
enter such an expensive place.
**[05:26] Leon**
Yeah, that's normal. Just ignore their café.
**[05:31] Julius**
You seem awfully confident.
But we won't lose this time.
**[05:42] Julius**
Hey, why are you following me?
**[05:44] Leon**
Because I'm true to myself.
**[05:47] Leon**
I'm curious, so I thought I'd check it out.
**[05:49] Leon**
Come on, show me what you've got.
**[05:57] Leon**
This place is a freaking host club!
**[05:59] Brad**
Bartfort, huh? How ignoble of you
to scout out the competition.
**[06:02] Leon**
This isn't fair!
**[06:04] Chris**
Just getting to see your frustrated
face makes it all worthwhile.
**[06:08] Chris**
We were right to follow Marie's suggestion.
**[06:11] Leon**
Her again?
**[06:13] Chris**
This time, *we* will win.
**[06:15] Brad**
You'd better not run off just
because you think you'll lose.
**[06:18] Leon**
What are we even competing for?
This is a school festival!
**[06:20] Olivia**
Is this really a café?
**[06:23] Olivia**
The atmosphere feels more like a bar,
and they're charging 100 dia for tea.
**[06:27] Marie**
Of course we are.
**[06:29] Marie**
Julius and the rest of the boys are
former heirs to distinguished families.
**[06:33] Marie**
They're the ones serving our customers.
**[06:36] Leon**
You're always up to no good, aren't you?
**[06:39] Marie**
Are you going to interfere
with my plans again?
**[06:43] Leon**
Are you the princess your
café's name refers to?
**[06:47] Leon**
"Princess," huh?
**[06:49] Marie**
I-I'm a princess at heart!
**[06:52] Brad**
Marie, you'll always be our princess.
**[06:55] Marie**
Thank you.
**[06:57] Marie**
On the other hand, you're incredibly
rude for a background mob character.
**[07:02] Marie**
I'm excited for the day of the festival.
**[07:05] Marie**
I doubt your café will be very busy.
**[07:07] Marie**
We'll do you the favor of
using it as our break room.
**[07:11] Marie**
And we *will* be paying, so you'd
better serve some proper tea.
**[07:15] Leon**
You don't have to tell me. When it
comes to tea, I don't mess around.
**[07:18] Leon**
I couldn't do that to my master.
**[07:20] Mob**
Welcome!
**[07:21] Mob**
We're putting on a play!
**[07:22] Mob**
How about a haunted house?
**[07:24] Mob**
It starts tomorrow!
**[07:26] Olivia**
All right. I need to do my part, too.
**[07:29] Girl A**
Where should we go next?
**[07:30] Girl B**
What should we do?
**[07:30] Olivia**
E-Excuse me...
**[07:30] Girl C**
Where should we go?
**[07:33] Girl A**
What do you want, scholarship student?
**[07:35] Olivia**
I-I'm promoting a café.
**[07:37] Girl A**
You mean Bartfort's café?
**[07:41] Olivia**
Y-Yes.
**[07:42] Girl A**
We'd never go there.
**[07:44] Girl A**
The fact that he likes you has
gone to your head, hasn't it?
**[07:48] Olivia**
Huh?
**[07:49] Girl A**
Get rid of that misconception
right now, commoner.
**[07:53] Olivia**
B-But I...
**[07:55] Girl B**
Don't. The duke's daughter likes her.
**[07:58] Girl B**
Angering the Redgrave family could
endanger your entire household.
**[08:03] Girl A**
Hmph.
**[08:08] Carla**
You're running a café?
**[08:10] Olivia**
Y-Yes.
**[08:12] Carla**
Very nice. That sounds fun.
**[08:14] Carla**
I'm Carla. Carla Fou Wayne.
**[08:23] Mylene**
A school festival, huh?
**[08:26] Mylene**
I'm looking forward to
seeing you, Baron Bartfort.
**[08:32] Leon**
All right.
**[08:33] Leon**
Today's the first day.
Show some spirit, boys!
**[08:37] Both**
Yeah!
**[08:38] Leon**
Ladies, don't forget to take
breaks and enjoy the festival.
**[08:43] Both**
You're so much nicer to them!
**[08:45] Olivia**
I-I'm starting to feel nervous.
**[08:48] Angelica**
This is my first time working in a café, too.
**[08:51] Angelica**
I've been looking forward to—
**[08:52] Female Teacher**
Ms. Angelica, the executive committee
would like to speak with you.
**[08:56] Female Teacher**
Please head to the committee
headquarters immediately.
**[09:05] Angelica**
Your Majesty, I cannot accommodate
such an unreasonable request.
**[09:10] Mylene**
I'm sorry, but I'd like you to tolerate
my selfishness just for today.
**[09:16] Mylene**
I went through a lot of
trouble for you, you know.
**[09:18] Angelica**
I'm sorry.
**[09:20] Mylene**
And besides, this is my first school festival.
**[09:24] Mylene**
It's been a while since I last
saw you in a maid uniform.
**[09:28] Angelica**
I-I appreciate everything
you did for me back then.
**[09:33] Angelica**
* Lady Mylene is the queen of the*
* Holfort Kingdom and the prince's mother.*
**[09:39] Angelica**
*I am forever indebted to her.*
**[09:43] Mylene**
I'm relieved to see you're
looking better, though.
**[09:47] Angelica**
Yes, I'm enjoying my time at the academy.
**[09:51] Mylene**
Oh? Is that because of Leon?
**[09:55] Angelica**
Huh?
**[09:58] Angelica**
M-More importantly, do you really
intend to meet with Leon?
**[10:02] Mylene**
Of course I do.
**[10:04] Mylene**
It's Julius's own fault he was disinherited,
**[10:07] Mylene**
but as his mother, I'd like
to have a word with Leon.
**[10:10] Angelica**
B-But I'm responsible for
what happened, as well.
**[10:14] Mylene**
No, it's what happened during the
duel that I'm not happy about.
**[10:17] Mylene**
As his mother, let me apologize
for my son's actions.
**[10:21] Mylene**
I'm sorry, Angie.
**[10:23] Angelica**
You don't need to apologize.
**[10:24] Mylene**
But I can't believe Julius was fooled so easily.
**[10:29] Mylele**
The academy is even worse than I thought.
**[10:33] Mob Girl A**
What? You're charging money for this?
**[10:35] Mob Girl B**
This should be free.
**[10:36] Mob Boy**
P-Please...
**[10:40] Mylene**
What an awful place.
**[10:43] Girl**
I'm so excited!
**[10:44] Girl**
I can't wait!
**[10:45] Girl**
I'm having five cups of tea.
**[10:47] Girl**
I'm going to ask for Lord Brad.
**[10:48] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, there's a line.
**[10:51] Leon**
They're so damn shameless.
**[10:56] Stephanie**
I'm here as a customer. Show me to a seat.
**[11:02] Mylene**
It's time to cause trouble for Leon.
**[11:05] Mylene**
Angie, I expect your help.
**[11:06] Angelica**
But I work here.
**[11:09] Mylene**
Oh, come on.
**[11:11] Mylene**
I'll just complain about the tea
being lukewarm or something.
**[11:14] Mylene**
I'll have him remake it at least three ti—
**[11:16] Stephanie**
This tea is lukewarm!
**[11:18] Stephanie**
Make me a new cup!
**[11:24] Olivia**
Mr. Leon!
**[11:26] Leon**
I'm sorry. I'll make you
a new cup right away.
**[11:33] Stephanie**
Actually, never mind. I doubt your
tea leaves are very good anyway.
**[11:38] Stephanie**
I don't have to pay for
such disgusting tea, do I?
**[11:42] Stephanie**
If anything, shouldn't you be paying me?
**[11:46] Leon**
I expect you to pay for your tea.
**[11:47] Stephanie**
What?
**[11:49] Stephanie**
How much money do you think you cheated
everyone out of by betting on your own duel?
**[11:53] Stephanie**
Some girls had to sell their slaves!
**[11:55] Mylene**
Wh-What's going on here?
**[12:00] Stephanie**
Say something, you scumbag!
**[12:06] Mylene**
Angie...
**[12:10] Angelica**
What a dreadful attitude.
**[12:13] Angelica**
I'd like you to leave.
**[12:16] Stephanie**
Well, if it isn't Angelica,
the girl the prince cast aside.
**[12:20] Stephanie**
Why are you dressed like that?
**[12:21] Stephanie**
Aren't you embarrassed as
the daughter of a nobleman?
**[12:25] Angelica**
*She's Count Offrey's daughter.*
**[12:28] Angelica**
*They're a rival family.*
**[12:30] Stephanie**
Did you think I'd be scared of you?
**[12:33] Stephanie**
Who'd be scared of a waning
noblewoman like you?
**[12:34] Olivia**
Please stop!
**[12:36] Angelica**
Livia...
**[12:37] Olivia**
How could you be so cruel
to Mr. Leon and Angie?
**[12:40] Olivia**
Please leave!
**[12:42] Stephanie**
What? Don't push your luck, commoner.
**[12:48] Stephanie**
You think you can stand
on equal footing with us?
**[12:51] Stephanie**
Just because you're
Angelica's cute little pet?
**[12:55] Olivia**
Her pet?
**[12:57] Angelica**
That's enough, wench. You'll pay for this.
**[13:01] Stephanie**
Are you cozying up to commoners
now because you've lost friends?
**[13:05] Stephanie**
Don't you remember saying
commoners are just numbers?
**[13:12] Olivia**
You did? But...
**[13:13] Angelica**
No, I...
**[13:15] Stephanie**
Commoners aren't people.
**[13:18] Stephanie**
Just because you know a slightly accomplished
scumbag knight and a duke's daughter—
**[13:22] Leon**
Shut your stinking mouth.
**[13:25] Stephanie**
What? Don't get ahead of yourself, shithead.
**[13:29] Stephanie**
Do you know what it means to make
an enemy of a count's family?
**[13:36] Mylene**
That's enough.
**[13:40] Stephanie**
What do you want, you old hag?
**[13:41] Mylene**
O-Old?
**[13:43] Mylene**
I-I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
**[13:47] Mylene**
Pay for your tea and leave this place.
**[13:50] Mylene**
Aren't you ashamed of yourselves
as nobles of the kingdom?
**[13:53] Stephanie**
What? Who do you think I am?
**[13:56] Stephanie**
I'm the Offrey family's daughter.
**[13:58] Stephanie**
Someone throw this hag out of here.
**[14:01] Angelica**
That's enough. Who do you think you're...
**[14:10] Angelica**
C-Calm down, Leon.
**[14:14] Leon**
*Now...*
**[14:16] Leon**
*I have a cause!*
**[14:23] Leon**
Take this, idiot!
**[14:26] Daniel**
You're the idiot!
**[14:27] Raymond**
Laying a hand on a servant will make
all the girls at the academy hate you.
**[14:34] Leon**
Time for a delightful party.
**[14:38] Leon**
Now die!
**[14:41] Daniel**
Leon!
**[14:42] Raymond**
He's lost his mind!
**[14:47] Stephanie**
You can't be serious!
How dare you strike my servants?!
**[14:52] Leon**
Check yourselves, you swine. Do you
have any idea who this woman is?
**[14:57] Leon**
She is the queen of the Holfort Kingdom...
**[15:00] Leon**
Her Majesty, Queen Mylene!
**[15:09] Leon**
Prepare yourself.
**[15:11] Leon**
Your father may be a count, but you won't
get away with picking a fight with a queen.
**[15:16] Mylene**
Leon, wait. I'm traveling incognito.
**[15:18] Mylene**
Be a good boy and calm down, okay?
**[15:21] Leon**
Your Majesty, allow me,
Leon Fou Bartfort, to handle this.
**[15:25] Leon**
Annihilate or exterminate, I'm your man.
**[15:28] Leon**
I'll kill. Them. All.
**[15:31] Mylene**
I told you, we can't do that!
**[15:36] Mylene**
Please stop!
**[15:36] Angelica**
*He's out of control.*
**[15:38] Angelica**
*There's only one man who can help us now.*
**[15:41] Lucas**
Mr. Leon, one who follows the path
of tea mustn't trouble ladies.
**[15:48] Lucas**
It's ungentlemanly.
**[15:50] Leon**
I'm sorry, Master, but I...
**[15:53] Lucas**
I know it was difficult.
I know it was painful for you.
**[15:57] Lucas**
But beyond such challenges lie true
gentlemanhood and the path of tea.
**[16:03] Leon**
Y-Yes, Master!
**[16:05] Lucas**
Allow me to prepare some tea for you.
**[16:10] Leon**
*The master's tea! Oh, happy tea time!*
**[16:14] Mylene**
Leon.
**[16:16] Mylene**
I am angry.
**[16:19] Leon**
P-Please spare my family!
**[16:23] Leon**
I don't care what happens to me.
**[16:25] Mylene**
What? N-No, no! That's not what I meant!
**[16:29] Mylene**
Angie, help!
**[16:30] Angelica**
Lady Mylene, he's making fun of you.
**[16:33] Mylene**
Huh?
**[16:35] Mylene**
You're awful! I misjudged you!
**[16:38] Leon**
I am very sorry.
**[16:41] Mylene**
Leon, I came here to voice my complaints.
**[16:45] Mylene**
Not regarding your punishment,
but as a personal matter.
**[16:50] Leon**
I'm listening.
**[16:52] Mylene**
I apologize for Julius's actions,
but the duel itself was unacceptable.
**[16:58] Mylene**
The way you fought was awful.
**[17:02] Mylene**
Couldn't you have settled
the matter peacefully?
**[17:07] Leon**
*I just noticed something incredible.*
***SIGN*** By Leon Fou Bartfort
Noblewoman Enjoying Tea
**[17:11] Leon**
* She's super pretty. She doesn't*
* look like someone in their thirties.*
**[17:17] Mylene**
You have many enemies at the royal palace.
**[17:20] Mylene**
Have you given thought to your future?
**[17:23] Leon**
Of course.
**[17:25] Mylene**
I see. If you're certain,
then I have nothing more to say.
**[17:30] Mylene**
I'd like you to help me with something else.
**[17:33] Leon**
What do you mean?
**[17:35] Mylene**
Since I came from a neighboring country,
I never attended the academy.
**[17:41] Mylene**
So I'd like to create some memories here.
**[17:46] Leon**
* In my previous life, I might've*
* told this hag to do it herself.*
**[17:51] Leon**
*But I'm different now.*
**[17:53] Leon**
Very well. Let us create memories
at the academy together.
**[17:57] Leon**
Lady Mylene, will you marry me?
**[18:00] Mylene**
Huh? What?!
**[18:03] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, what are you saying?!
**[18:05] Angelica**
She's the queen!
**[18:07] Leon**
*I know. I know, but...*
**[18:10] Leon**
* A cute, ladylike woman in her thirties is far*
* better than the feral teens of the academy!*
**[18:16] Leon**
*I want to marry a human, so...*
**[18:20] Leon**
I love you. I adore you.
**[18:23] Mylene**
B-But I have a husband and children.
**[18:29] Mylene**
Besides, I'm an old woman.
**[18:33] Leon**
It doesn't matter. You're beautiful.
**[18:36] Leon**
Even if you have a family, I—
**[18:39] Leon**
That hurt! Who did that?
**[18:44] Leon**
Oh, Your Highness.
**[18:46] Julius**
Bartfort, you've got some nerve
wooing a man's mother like that.
**[18:52] Mylene**
Th-This isn't what it looks like, Julius.
**[18:55] Julius**
Mother, get away from that man.
**[18:59] Julius**
Let go of her.
**[19:00] Leon**
What? But I don't wanna.
**[19:04] Mylene**
Leon!
**[19:07] Julius**
Ignore him. Let's go, Mother.
**[19:09] Angelica**
Well, he got what he deserved.
**[19:11] Olivia**
I agree.
**[19:14] Leon**
* Your Majesty, were you able to create*
* the memories you wanted at the academy?*
**[19:22] Julius**
Mother, you mustn't allow Bartfort near you.
**[19:26] Julius**
He's a rude, greedy coward.
**[19:32] Mylene**
Julius, didn't you say you and
your friends were running a café?
**[19:37] Julius**
Yes, although Marie made some adjustments.
**[19:41] Julius**
Isn't it marvelous?
**[19:43] Mylene**
Bring her to me.
**[19:46] Marie**
*Sh-She's super pissed.*
**[19:49] Marie**
* If she finds out I've been making*
* her son, the prince, serve girls...*
**[19:56] Julius**
Mother, you're just like the others.
**[19:59] Julius**
If that's the attitude you're taking,
I can't allow you to see Marie.
**[20:03] Mylene**
Didn't you call Leon greedy?
**[20:08] Mylene**
Then what are this store's prices?
**[20:11] Mylene**
You're charging 100 dia for
low-quality sweets and tea?
**[20:14] Mylene**
And a service fee on top of that?
**[20:16] Mylene**
And what are the former heirs to
distinguished families doing dressed like that?
**[20:21] Julius**
I-I...
**[20:23] Mylene**
You agreed to stay away from
Marie after losing the duel.
**[20:27] Mylene**
Who's the promise-breaking coward?
**[20:31] Julius**
I'm just helping Brad and the others
who happen to be with Marie.
**[20:36] Mylene**
Don't make disgraceful excuses.
**[20:38] Mylene**
In any case, bring that girl to me.
**[20:46] Leon**
But she was totally my type.
**[20:48] Angelica**
You fool. What kind of knight
makes advances on his own queen?
**[20:54] Leon**
*Now that I think about it, though,*
**[20:56] Leon**
* there's no way a mob character*
* like me could marry a queen.*
**[21:01] Carla**
Excuse me.
**[21:03] Carla**
Are you still open?
**[21:04] Leon**
I'm sorry. My spirit's been
broken, so we're closed.
**[21:09] Angelica**
Why, you...
**[21:10] Carla**
What? Um, in that case...
**[21:14] Carla**
Oh, Ms. Olivia.
**[21:16] Carla**
Could you do that thing
I asked you about before?
**[21:18] Olivia**
Y-Yes.
**[21:20] Olivia**
This is Ms. Carla. She asked me
to introduce her to you, Mr. Leon.
**[21:26] Carla**
I am Carla Fou Wayne.
**[21:29] Carla**
Pleasure to meet you, my lord.
**[21:32] Leon**
*Carla Wayne?*
**[21:34] Leon**
So, why'd you ask Livia for an introduction?
**[21:44] Carla**
My lord, please save the Wayne family.
**[21:48] Carla**
Please save us.
***SIGN*** Trapped in a Dating Sim
**[23:25] Raymond**
I bet I'd get girls if I rode an air bike.
**[23:27] Daniel**
Not true.
**[23:28] Daniel**
Question! What do you need
when looking for a wife?
**[23:32] Raymond**
Money.
**[23:32] Daniel**
Good looks.
**[23:33] Raymond**
Status.
**[23:33] Daniel**
A distinguished pedigree.
**[23:34] Raymond**
The ability to provide.
**[23:35] Daniel**
Knowing when to give up.
**[23:35] Raymond**
Wisdom.
**[23:36] Daniel**
Next time: "We Both Hate Hot Guys."
# E7 - We Both Hate Hot Guys
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGPZEG/we-both-hate-hot-guys)
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**[00:00] Carla**
I am Carla Fou Wayne.
**[00:03] Carla**
Pleasure to meet you, my lord.
**[00:06] Leon**
*Carla Wayne?*
**[00:10] Carla**
My lord, please save the Wayne family.
**[00:15] Carla**
Please save us.
***SIGN*** Trapped in
***SIGN*** a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** Trapped in
a Dating Sim
**[01:51] Luxion**
Master, are you really
going to help that girl?
***SIGN*** We Both Hate Hot Guys
**[01:56] Leon**
We have several days off
after the school festival.
**[01:59] Leon**
I'll go help her then.
**[02:00] Luxion**
But I see no compelling
reason for you to help her.
**[02:04] Leon**
I don't, either, but she officially
requested my assistance.
**[02:09] Leon**
Since Livia acted as an intermediary,
if I refuse to help her, Livia will lose face.
**[02:15] Leon**
Both Livia and I have already gotten
caught up in whatever's going on.
**[02:24] Raymond**
Don't things seem awkward between those two?
**[02:27] Daniel**
Maybe it's because of
what happened yesterday.
**[02:31] (Flashback) Stephanie**
You think you can stand
on equal footing with us?
**[02:33] (Flashback) Stephanie**
Just because you're
Angelica's cute little pet?
**[02:38] (Flashback) Olivia**
Her pet?
**[02:42] Leon**
Maybe I'll give them a break.
**[02:45] Daniel**
I think that's a good idea.
The shop's not busy, anyway.
**[02:48] Raymond**
We're deep in the red, though.
**[02:51] Leon**
Don't worry about it.
We'll make a killing on the last day.
**[02:54] Daniel**
Doing what?
**[02:55] Raymond**
You don't mean...
**[03:00] Student**
It's finally time.
**[03:01] Student**
Well, it *is* the highlight
of the school festival.
**[03:03] Student**
Who's going to win this year?
**[03:07] Olivia**
A bike race?
**[03:09] Angelica**
Yeah. It generates a lot
of excitement every year.
**[03:12] Angelica**
I'm on the executive committee, too.
**[03:15] Angelica**
This year's favorite is
third-year Dan Fia Elgar,
**[03:19] Angelica**
but a lot of people have
their eye on first-year Jilk.
**[03:22] Angelica**
He's nothing if not skilled
at handling an air bike.
**[03:26] Olivia**
Mr. Leon isn't going to participate?
**[03:28] Angelica**
Leon's skilled enough to race,
but he's much more likely...
**[03:34] Both**
...to bet on the race.
**[03:40] Olivia**
I hope he doesn't develop too
much of an interest in gambling.
**[03:43] Angelica**
I couldn't agree more.
**[03:46] Marie**
If Jilk wins this race, we'll win a
significant amount of prize money.
**[03:51] Kyle**
Why don't you try betting on the race?
**[03:53] Marie**
I don't like gambling.
**[03:56] (Flashback) Boyfriend**
Go! That's it!
**[03:57] Marie**
* In my previous life, the man I dated*
* constantly owed gambling debts.*
**[04:02] Marie**
* So in this world, I'll earn my money*
* through more reliable methods.*
**[04:07] Marie**
Now let's get to work.
**[04:09] Kyle**
Fine, then. I'll work hard to earn my pay.
**[04:14] Marie**
You didn't need to say that.
**[04:17] Mob**
Go, go!
**[04:18] Mob**
Pass him!
**[04:20] Mob**
That's it!
**[04:24] Commentator**
*Number 6 is in first, with number 7 in second!*
**[04:26] Commentator**
*Number 4 is catching up!*
**[04:32] Luxion**
Several riders appear to be trying
to help certain others win.
**[04:36] Luxion**
As I expected, it should be numbers 6 and 4.
**[04:39] Leon**
Bless you, Luxion. My winnings keep doubling.
**[04:47] Angelica**
You seem awfully
engrossed in your wagers.
**[04:49] Olivial**
Someday you'll suffer for it.
**[04:52] Leon**
It's all right. I won't lose.
**[04:55] Commentator**
*Number 6 finishes first, number 4 second!*
**[04:59] Leon**
I can't stop laughing!
**[05:01] Angelica**
At least try to maintain a human face.
**[05:07] Commentator**
*Currently in the lead is Jilk.*
**[05:09] Commentator**
*No wonder he's one of the favorites to win!*
**[05:12] Leon**
*Jilk, you'd better make me a lot of money.*
**[05:20] Commentator**
* What's this? They seem to be*
* targeting tournament favorite Jilk.*
**[05:24] Leon**
What?
**[05:26] Angelica**
They're sticking right on him.
**[05:28] Olivia**
Why would they do that?
**[05:31] Leon**
*Of course she's worried about him.*
**[05:33] Leon**
*In the game, they could end up together.*
**[05:39] Angelica**
The riders getting in his
way are Clarice's followers.
**[05:43] Leon**
Clarice? You mean...
**[05:51] Commentator**
*An impressive loop by Jilk!*
**[05:54] Commentator**
*He's so fast!*
**[05:58] Commentator**
* Jilk finishes in first place!*
* What a marvelous race!*
**[06:02] Mob**
That was amazing!
**[06:03] Mob**
I knew you could do it!
**[06:05] Leon**
Well, he didn't disappoint.
**[06:16] Olivia**
Wh-What do you suppose happened?
**[06:19] Angelica**
They hit him pretty hard.
**[06:21] Angelica**
He could be hurt.
**[06:24] Marie**
Jilk!
**[06:29] Jilk**
It's all right, Ms. Marie.
It's just a broken bone.
**[06:33] Marie**
But... But... My prize money!
**[06:39] Girl 2**
He won't be able to participate
in the next race.
**[06:41] Girl 1**
If Lord Jilk can't race, then...
**[06:43] Girl 3**
There aren't any other first-year racers.
**[06:46] Angelica**
We'll have to find a substitute.
**[06:53] Clarice**
My, my. You're looking
rather miserable, Jilk.
**[06:58] Jilk**
Clarice...
**[06:59] Jilk**
So you're responsible for
the interference after all.
**[07:03] Clarice**
Yes, that's right. And you'll suffer
even worse for daring to leave me.
**[07:08] Leon**
*Ms. Clarice...*
**[07:10] Leon**
*She's Jilk's ex-fiancée.*
**[07:13] Leon**
* In the game, she looked a little*
* more like an honor student.*
**[07:18] Leon**
Pretty girls are intense when they're angry.
**[07:21] Olivia**
Don't make fun of people! No!
**[07:25] Olivia**
No!
**[07:27] Leon**
*What is she doing? That's so cute!*
**[07:31] Angelica**
Clarice, I understand how you feel,
but it wasn't necessary to go that far.
**[07:36] Clarice**
Angelica, how can you look so unconcerned?
**[07:40] Clarice**
Didn't the prince dump you?
**[07:42] Angelica**
You're putting on quite the show
with your personal slaves in tow.
**[07:47] Angelica**
Do you fancy yourself the
heroine of some tragedy?
**[07:50] Clarice**
Sh-Shut up! You don't know me!
**[07:53] Dan**
Miss, you're speaking
to the duke's daughter.
**[07:58] Clarice**
Jilk, I'm never going to
stop getting revenge on you.
**[08:03] Clarice**
You'd better beg for forgiveness.
**[08:05] Jilk**
If that will settle your feelings.
**[08:09] Jilk**
But if you do anything to Ms. Marie,
you will pay the price.
**[08:16] Marie**
Miss, nothing good comes from revenge.
**[08:19] Marie**
There's surely something
more important you could—
**[08:21] Clarice**
You don't know what you're talking about!
**[08:24] Marie**
Yes, miss! I'm sorry, miss!
**[08:27] Leon**
* This girl's just like my little*
* sister from my previous life.*
**[08:32] Clarice**
Jilk, I'll never forgive you, no matter what.
**[08:40] Angelica**
What will you do?
**[08:42] Angelica**
It seems like we'll have to find
a substitute for the next race.
**[08:45] Jilk**
No, I'll participate in the race.
**[08:48] Jilk**
It's the smartest choice.
**[08:50] Leon**
* The smartest choice would've been*
* not calling off your engagement.*
**[08:54] Marie**
You should race in his place.
**[08:57] Leon**
What? Why me?
**[08:59] Marie**
Because the prize money—
**[09:00] Marie**
No, wait. I mean, because she'll be in
trouble if there's no first-year racer.
**[09:07] Girl 1**
She's right.
**[09:08] Girl 2**
If an executive committee member
can't even find a substitute...
**[09:11] Girl 3**
People will question the
duke's daughter's competence.
**[09:15] Angelica**
Leon, don't worry about me.
**[09:18] Angelica**
I can't cause any more trouble for you.
**[09:21] Leon**
*Angie's paying for protecting me, isn't she?*
**[09:27] Leon**
*I owe Angie's dad a huge favor.*
**[09:30] Leon**
*If I cause any trouble for her...*
**[09:37] Leon**
I'll race.
**[09:38] Olivia**
What?
**[09:40] Angelica**
Leon...
**[09:41] Leon**
Rejoice, you green scoundrel.
**[09:44] Leon**
I'll win the tournament for you.
**[09:47] Jilk**
It seems I have no choice
but to rely on you now.
**[09:50] Jilk**
This will undoubtedly be
a large debt to pay.
**[09:53] Leon**
Oh, yeah. And you'll be
paying me back right away.
**[09:55] Leon**
You'd better be ready.
**[09:59] Mob**
It's time for the finals.
**[10:00] Mob**
But Jilk isn't racing, right?
**[10:02] Mob**
Mr. Dan's going to win.
**[10:06] Luxion**
You're really pushing yourself, aren't you?
**[10:09] Luxion**
You've fully become one
of Angelica's followers.
**[10:12] Leon**
I'm not worthy of being a
duke's daughter's follower.
**[10:15] Leon**
I just know my place as a mob—
**[10:16] Dan**
So you're the substitute, huh?
**[10:22] Leon**
Oh? What business does tournament
favorite Mr. Dan have with me?
**[10:26] Dan**
I can't believe the shovel knight
is racing in Jilk's place.
**[10:30] Dan**
Though I bear no grudge against you,
**[10:32] Dan**
I'll crush you with everything
I've got in the next race.
**[10:34] Leon**
Did Lady Clarice threaten you?
**[10:37] Dan**
No!
**[10:40] Dan**
She's actually a kind person.
Her followers looked up to her.
**[10:47] Dan**
Her home has a racetrack.
**[10:51] Dan**
She looked after Jilk, too.
**[10:54] Dan**
She looked so beautiful
as she cheered him on.
**[10:58] Dan**
It was a source of both
frustration and joy for us.
**[11:02] Dan**
But Jilk suddenly called
off their engagement.
**[11:06] Dan**
All he gave her was a single letter.
He won't even meet with her.
**[11:09] Leon**
He deserves a beating for that.
**[11:12] Leon**
I hate Jilk, too. In other words,
you and I both hate hot guys.
**[11:19] Leon**
So, whaddya say? Why don't
you let me off the hook?
**[11:23] Dan**
I'm sorry, but Lady Clarice's
orders are absolute.
**[11:26] Leon**
Aw, man. No, huh?
**[11:29] Leon**
Lady Clarice is more popular than I thought.
**[11:33] Luxion**
I've finished modifying the bike.
**[11:36] Luxion**
Are you still going to try to
win after what he told you?
**[11:39] Leon**
Of course I am. I bet a
ton of money on myself.
**[11:43] Leon**
Plus, I'll get to see the frustration
**[11:45] Leon**
and disappointment of
everyone who thinks I'll lose.
**[11:50] Leon**
I'd happily win to see that.
**[11:52] Luxion**
You don't give off the slightest impression
of using my strength to win.
**[11:58] Luxion**
I strive to be as audacious.
**[12:00] Leon**
Don't you think you hate
me a little too much?
**[12:07] Commentator**
*It's time for the final race.*
**[12:09] Commentator**
*The favorite to win is third-year Dan.*
**[12:13] Commentator**
*Let the final race...*
**[12:17] Commentator**
*Begin!*
**[12:23] Luxion**
We're surrounded.
**[12:25] Leon**
Just how much do these guys love me?
**[12:29] Commentator**
*Oh? Looks like they're going after Leon!*
**[12:30] Leon**
Whoa! What are these guys doing?
**[12:32] Leon**
They're not even Lady Clarice's followers.
**[12:34] Mob**
I'm in debt because of you!
**[12:36] Mob**
Die!
**[12:36] Mob**
You fiend!
**[12:37] Leon**
Damn it.
**[12:38] Luxion**
Karma's a bitch.
**[12:40] Leon**
Shut up.
**[12:41] Mob**
Take this!
**[12:42] Commentator**
*Leon's in trouble!*
**[12:42] Mob**
Come on, fall!
**[12:44] Mob**
Get him!
**[12:45] Mob**
Crush him!
**[12:46] Commentator**
*Yeah, get him!*
**[12:47] Leon**
Commentator, you asshole!
**[12:49] Leon**
It's your own fault you're
in debt. *You* guys can fall!
**[12:54] Leon**
Hup!
**[13:00] Leon**
Did you see that?
**[13:01] Luxion**
I'm experiencing something firsthand that only
occurs when everyone's on the same level.
**[13:05] Mob**
Someone stop Bartfort!
**[13:07] Mob**
That's it!
**[13:07] Mob**
Hit him again!
**[13:09] Mob**
Stop him!
**[13:09] Angelica**
This is even worse than I expected.
**[13:12] Olivia**
I feel sorry for Mr. Leon.
**[13:14] Stephanie**
Serves him right.
**[13:17] Stephanie**
People really hate your follower.
**[13:22] Angelica**
Leon isn't my follower.
**[13:25] Stephanie**
That's not important.
**[13:27] Stephanie**
Do you have any idea how much my family
has suffered because of you people?
**[13:33] Angelica**
Shouldn't you be directing your resentment
toward your own thoughtlessness?
**[13:36] Stephanie**
Bitch!
**[13:41] Olivia**
Please stop being mean to Angie!
**[13:43] Stephnie**
Stay out of this, commoner!
**[13:48] Angelica**
Livia...
**[13:49] Stephanie**
What's gotten into you, Angelica?
**[13:51] Stephanie**
You used to look down on commoners.
**[13:54] Stephanie**
I guess people do change.
**[13:56] Angelica**
I-I...
**[13:58] Stephanie**
You acted like commoners weren't people.
**[14:04] Stephanie**
Or do you enjoy watching her being
tormented right in front of you?
**[14:09] Angelica**
What?
**[14:11] Olivia**
Angie...
**[14:13] Angelica**
N-No...
**[14:15] Angelica**
Livia!
**[14:19] Angelica**
*Do I have any right to chase after her?*
**[14:23] Angelica**
*It's true that I previously felt that way.*
**[14:26] Stephanie**
Aw, she ran away.
**[14:29] Stephanie**
I guess your last friend
was a cold bitch, too.
**[14:34] Angelica**
What the hell do you know?!
**[14:40] Boy**
Hey...
**[14:40] Girl**
What's going on?
**[14:41] Stpehanie**
N-Now you've done it!
**[14:42] Angelica**
Trifling bitch!
**[14:45] Angelica**
Stay away from me!
**[14:49] Angelica**
Damn you!
**[14:50] Stephanie**
You shrew! Don't get ahead of yourself
when your family's on the decline!
**[14:56] Students**
Please stop!
**[14:58] Students**
Both of you have crossed the line!
**[15:03] Commentator**
*Something's wrong with Bartfort!*
**[15:06] Racer I**
Now you can't race anymore!
**[15:07] Racer U**
All bark, no bite. Later, loser!
**[15:09] Leon**
You ready to go, Luxion?
**[15:11] Luxion**
I'm ready anytime. However, don't
you think people hate you too much?
**[15:15] Leon**
They can hate me all they want.
**[15:17] Leon**
They can break my body,
but they can't break my heart!
**[15:23] Commentator**
*What's this?*
**[15:24] Commentator**
*Bartfort has suddenly accelerated!*
**[15:28] Commentator**
*I don't believe it! How is he going so fast?*
**[15:32] Leon**
Can we catch them?
**[15:33] Luxion**
Don't you mean "pass them"?
**[15:39] Commentator**
*What a shocking turn of events!*
**[15:40] Commentator**
*Bartfort has joined the race for first!*
**[15:44] Mob**
No!
**[15:45] Mob**
Bastard!
**[15:46] Leon**
You guys hate the idea
of me winning that much?
**[15:49] Leon**
Well, now I *have* to win!
**[15:51] Rider A**
You're not going anywhere!
**[15:54] Leon**
Too bad.
**[15:55] Rider A**
Whoa!
**[15:56] Rider B**
Idiot!
**[15:56] Rider C**
Stay away!
**[15:59] Leon**
Bye-bye.
**[16:01] Leon**
This is the end.
**[16:03] Commentator**
*Bartfort is currently in second place!*
**[16:05] Leon**
That just leaves Mr. Dan.
**[16:09] Commentator**
*Bartfort has caught up to him!*
**[16:10] Commentator**
*Who's going to win?!*
**[16:13] Dan**
Bring it on! It'll be a contest of skill!
**[16:15] Leon**
Mr. Dan...
**[16:17] Leon**
Sorry, but I'm gonna pass on that!
**[16:24] Leon**
It's so fast! I'm scared!
**[16:26] Leon**
I'm never racing again!
**[16:30] Commentator**
*Goal!*
**[16:34] Commentator**
*Th-The winner is... Bartfort!*
**[16:40] Mob**
You again?
**[16:41] Mob**
What a pest!
**[16:43] Mob**
Die!
**[16:45] Leon**
Sorry, guys.
**[16:48] Luxion**
Master.
**[16:49] Leon**
What is it? I feel great
right now. Leave me alone.
**[16:53] Luxion**
Understood, but the bike
has reached its limit.
**[16:56] Leon**
Huh?
**[16:57] Luxion**
You did ride rather recklessly.
**[17:03] Leon**
No! I'm gonna die!
**[17:06] Leon**
Mr. Dan...
**[17:09] Leon**
Mr. Dan, you saved me.
**[17:14] Dan**
Don't worry about it.
**[17:16] Dan**
After all, we both hate hot guys.
**[17:20] Leon**
Mr. Dan...
**[17:30] Marie**
Platinum coins...
**[17:31] Leon**
It's time for you to repay
your debt, my dear Jilk.
**[17:38] Jilk**
Very well. Order me to do whatever you wish.
**[17:41] Jilk**
I shall follow it to the
best of my abilities.
**[17:43] Kyle**
What are you going to make
him do? A naked handstand?
**[17:51] Leon**
That's not a bad idea.
**[17:52] Leon**
I bet making him do that in front of
the girls would earn me some money.
**[17:55] Marie**
Are you that desperate for money, you miser?!
**[17:58] Leon**
Take a look in a mirror!
**[17:59] Leon**
You're even more of a miser than I am!
**[17:59] Jilk**
So, what should I do?
**[18:00] Maire**
More importantly, give
me back my prize money!
**[18:02] Leon**
Ah, right. I want you to...
**[18:07] Jilk**
I'm terribly sorry for what I did.
**[18:13] Jilk**
I am sorry, Clarice. I truly believe
what I did to you was terrible.
**[18:19] Clarice**
It's too late! I waited so long for you, too!
**[18:23] Clarice**
Did you think a single letter could
make it like nothing had ever happened?
**[18:27] Jilk**
I didn't want to lie to you.
**[18:30] Jilk**
I've fallen in love with another woman.
**[18:37] Clarice**
You what? Why? Why can't it be me?
**[18:44] Jilk**
I don't know either, but I've
fallen in love with Marie.
**[18:50] Leon**
* It sounds nice coming from*
* him because he's so handsome,*
**[18:53] Leon**
* but basically, he didn't want to see*
* her because it was a pain in the ass.*
**[18:56] Dan**
How dare you—
**[18:58] Clarice**
Forget it.
**[18:59] Dan**
My lady?
**[19:01] Clarice**
He's not worth dirtying your hands.
**[19:04] Calrice**
I'm through associating with that man.
**[19:16] Dan**
Thank you, my lord.
**[19:20] Leon**
It's fine. I did it because
I don't like Jilk, either.
**[19:26] Leon**
And Lady Clarice, get back
on your feet already.
**[19:30] Leon**
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
**[19:33] Clarice**
Thank you. You've got a twisted
personality, but you're a kind person.
**[19:41] Clarice**
Leon, you should go to your friends.
**[19:45] Leon**
Huh?
**[19:46] Clarice**
A lot happened to both Angie and the
scholarship student during the race.
**[19:57] Leon**
You seem down.
**[20:00] Olivia**
Mr. Leon...
**[20:04] Leon**
Angie explained the situation to me.
**[20:07] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, do you think
Angie and I can be friends?
**[20:16] Leon**
Do you mind if I'm honest
with you? It'll be pretty harsh.
**[20:23] Olivia**
Please.
**[20:25] Leon**
The short answer is it'll
be incredibly difficult.
**[20:29] Leon**
Your living environments are just too
different. You have nothing in common.
**[20:34] Leon**
Frankly, I think things had
been going too smoothly so far.
**[20:40] Olivia**
I was so happy to have finally
made a friend at the academy.
**[20:48] Olivia**
But it seems it won't work out.
**[20:56] Leon**
Angie's lost followers since the duel.
**[20:59] Leon**
It was probably convenient for her that
you and I were friendly toward her.
**[21:03] Olivia**
A-Angie isn't that kind of person!
**[21:08] Leon**
Then you'll be fine. You know that, don't you?
**[21:14] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, you really are a mean person.
**[21:17] Leon**
I'm not like the prince or Jilk.
**[21:20] Leon**
It'd seem like a joke if I tried
to suavely cheer you up.
**[21:24] Olivia**
I'm going to try talking to Angie again.
**[21:28] Leon**
Good choice.
**[21:38] Olivia**
* As long as I communicate my feelings,*
* I'm sure even Angie and I can be friends.*
**[21:44] Olivia**
Yes?
**[21:50] Carla**
Do you have a minute?
***SIGN*** Trapped in a Dating Sim
**[23:25] Leon**
Pirate hunting, huh?
**[23:27] Brad**
Hunting down pirates is
a noble's job. I'm in.
**[23:30] Greg**
It's our turn at bat.
**[23:32] Leon**
Next time: "This Isn't a Game."
**[23:35] Leon**
So I'm leading these two idiots, huh?
**[23:37] Brad**
What does that mean?
**[23:38] Greg**
Yeah, I still hate this guy.
# E8 - This Isn't a Game
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ7DEM/this-isnt-a-game)
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**[00:04] Olivia**
As long as I communicate my feelings,
I'm sure even Angie and I can be friends.
**[00:10] Olivia**
Yes?
**[00:16] Carla**
Do you have a minute?
**[00:19] Carla**
I know I asked you to mediate
between me and Bartfort,
**[00:22] Carla**
but I'd actually like you
to get involved, too.
**[00:25] Carla**
You apparently have good grades.
I'm sure there's some way you can help.
**[00:29] Olivia**
I-I wanted to talk to you about that.
**[00:31] Olivia**
I did introduce you to him,
but I've changed my mind.
**[00:34] Olivia**
I'd prefer you not involve Mr. Leon in—
**[00:38] Stephanie**
You'll play along, won't you, commoner?
***SIGN*** Trapped in
***SIGN*** a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** Trapped in
a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** This Isn't a Game
**[02:19] Stephanie**
If you refuse to help me, I'll make
everyone around you miserable,
**[02:23] Stephanie**
including that shithead Bartfort
and that haughty Angelica.
**[02:28] Stephanie**
I'll send Carla to meet you tomorrow.
**[02:30] Stephanie**
You'd better get your shit together,
too, or your family is screwed.
**[02:34] Carla**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[02:36] Olivia**
Th-This is wrong.
**[02:39] Stephanie**
What?
**[02:40] Olivia**
M-Mr. Leon and Angie are both strong people.
**[02:45] Olivia**
Even if you threatened them,
I'm sure they wouldn't give in.
**[02:48] Stephanie**
Nobles don't have friends.
Angelica knows that better than anyone.
**[02:54] Stephanie**
You're just a pet she keeps around
to soothe her broken heart.
**[02:57] Stephanie**
Do you not understand that?
**[02:59] Olivia**
You're wrong!
**[03:00] Stephanie**
No, I'm not.
**[03:01] Olivia**
I-I'm not a pet. I'm a human!
**[03:07] Stephanie**
But if you're friends, that
means you're equals, right?
**[03:13] Stephanie**
Bartfort is also a noble and
has some modest achievements.
**[03:17] Stephanie**
Angelica is a true-bred noble with
both financial and political power.
**[03:21] Stephanie**
And you think you're their equal?
**[03:25] Olivia**
I-I...
**[03:27] Stephanie**
You can't tell me I'm wrong, can you?
So you're not friends after all.
**[03:31] Stephanie**
No matter how much you pretend, you're
just a precious little companion animal.
**[03:38] Stephanie**
Oh, I know.
**[03:39] Stephanie**
Bartfort is probably just after your body.
**[03:43] Stephanie**
He must be going after commoners
because none of the girls like him.
**[03:46] Olivia**
Mr. Leon isn't that kind of person!
**[03:48] Stephanie**
Then try taking your clothes
off and coming on to him.
**[03:50] Stephanie**
He'll jump at the chance.
**[03:54] Stephanie**
Anyway, you're rather impudent.
**[03:56] Stephanie**
I can't believe you thought you were
**[03:58] Stephanie**
on equal footing with us just
because you got into the academy.
**[04:03] Stephanie**
You need to be punished.
**[04:09] Luxion**
Sky pirates?
**[04:11] Leon**
Yeah. They're rampaging through
that Carla girl's land.
**[04:14] Leon**
She wants me to get rid of them
because of my prior achievements.
**[04:18] Luxion**
Shouldn't she ask the royal palace for help?
**[04:22] Leon**
I'm sure she would normally,
**[04:25] Leon**
but those sky pirates have an item
essential to the protagonist.
**[04:30] Leon**
The protagonist, Livia, needs three
items to eventually awaken her powers
**[04:35] Leon**
as the Saint.
**[04:37] Leon**
One is the Holy Bracelet hidden
in the palace dungeon.
**[04:42] Leon**
Then there's the Holy Necklace in
the possession of the sky pirates,
**[04:45] Leon**
whom I've been asked to get rid of.
**[04:47] Leon**
Finally, there's the Holy Staff
watched over by the kingdom's temple.
**[04:51] Leon**
Normally, the sky pirate event occurs
two and a half years into the story,
**[04:54] Leon**
during the climax of the middle of the game.
**[04:56] Leon**
The route splits here according to
who the protagonist asks for help.
**[05:01] Leon**
But behind Carla's request
is that count's daughter.
**[05:07] Luxion**
Is she like Angelica?
**[05:10] Leon**
Nah, she's scum.
**[05:13] Leon**
So scummy that even I'm repulsed.
She's truly vile in person.
**[05:18] Leon**
I hoped she'd turn out to actually be
decent like Angie, but that was wasted hope.
**[05:23] Leon**
Anyway, she's also the one who
lured the sky pirates there.
**[05:26] Leon**
In other words, the protagonist gets dragged
into a fabricated sky pirate crisis.
**[05:32] Luxion**
Why would she do that?
**[05:34] Leon**
Simple jealousy.
**[05:36] Leon**
She doesn't like how Livia's
**[05:37] Leon**
been slowly establishing herself
despite being a commoner,
**[05:40] Leon**
so she asks her to take out the sky pirates.
**[05:43] Leon**
But it looks like I angered her first.
**[05:48] Leon**
I can think of plenty of reasons why.
**[05:50] Luxion**
Are you not prioritizing
game benefits too much?
**[05:54] Luxion**
There are few real benefits
to you doing this.
**[05:57] Leon**
I'm just a mob character. I want to avoid
the game's events as much as possible.
**[06:02] Leon**
But the key romantic interests—the prince
and his friends—are totally useless.
**[06:08] Leon**
And I don't want to go down the war route.
**[06:11] Luxion**
Master, based on what you've told me,
I believe Olivia should resolve this issue.
**[06:17] Leon**
Livia can't handle it right now.
**[06:19] Leon**
So I'll do it for her.
It's more efficient this way.
**[06:24] Luxion**
But won't this make you
Olivia's romantic interest?
**[06:29] Leon**
Me? That won't happen.
After all, I'm a mob character.
**[06:34] Luxion**
*He doesn't seem to have realized it yet.*
**[06:37] Luxion**
* Because he's overprotective of her,*
* he's robbing Olivia of opportunities to grow.*
**[06:46] Leon**
Luxion.
**[06:48] Luxion**
What is it, Master?
**[06:51] Leon**
Is the *Partner* ready?
**[06:53] Luxion**
Yes, it's ready to set sail anytime.
**[06:56] Luxion**
The sky pirates don't
stand a chance against it.
**[06:59] Leon**
*The* Partner *is the ship Luxion built.*
**[07:02] Leon**
*Its exterior and interior are both built so*
**[07:05] Leon**
*they don't appear out of place in this world.*
**[07:08] Leon**
* Apparently its capabilities*
* are quite impressive.*
**[07:15] Carla**
Baron, good morning.
**[07:18] Carla**
Thank you for waiting.
**[07:20] Leon**
*How sneaky. Does she think I didn't notice?*
**[07:26] Leon**
*Livia...*
**[07:28] Leon**
*Did she fail to reconcile with Angie?*
**[07:31] Carla**
I've actually asked a couple other people
to help deal with the sky pirates.
**[07:36] Leon**
Huh?
**[07:37] Carla**
Oh, they're here.
**[07:41] All**
Ugh!
**[07:45] Leon**
This sucks. Why do I have to let these
punks onto my precious *Partner*?
**[07:51] Greg**
Who are you calling punks?
**[07:53] Brad**
You are truly unpleasant, aren't you?
**[07:55] Carla**
I-I'm sorry. I reached out to them, as well.
**[08:00] Brad**
Carla serves my ex-fiancée,
the Offrey family's daughter.
**[08:05] Brad**
She may be my ex, but I cannot
ignore her follower's request for help.
**[08:10] Brad**
And the pay I'll receive for defeating
sky pirates with bounties on their heads
**[08:13] Brad**
will help Marie.
**[08:15] Greg**
When I heard about that,
I decided to join in.
**[08:18] Leon**
With a single spear?
**[08:21] Greg**
I can't help it. My Armor was taken from me.
**[08:24] Greg**
I can steal a new suit from the sky pirates.
**[08:27] Leon**
Where are Dark Blue, Green, and Light Blue?
**[08:29] Brad**
Don't call us by our colors!
**[08:31] Brad**
The other three were called back home.
**[08:34] Greg**
And because of that,
I'm stuck accompanying Purple.
**[08:37] Greg**
You know, because he's so unreliable.
**[08:38] Brad**
Shut up, meathead! I wish Chris
had come with me instead!
**[08:43] Greg**
What was that?!
**[08:46] Leon**
*What did these two intend to do on their own?*
**[08:49] Carla**
I-In any case, let's work
together to get this done.
**[08:53] Carla**
Come on, Ms. Olivia.
Ask them to work together, too.
**[08:59] Leon**
*Livia...*
**[09:05] Angelica**
*Will Livia like this?*
**[09:08] Angelica**
* If Leon were around, I could've*
* asked him about her preferences.*
**[09:13] Angelica**
What is this?
**[09:15] Angelica**
Livia! It's me, Angelica!
**[09:18] Angelica**
Livia, are you there?
**[09:20] Stephanie**
Well, if it isn't Angelica.
**[09:27] Angelica**
You again?
**[09:29] Stephanie**
She must really hate you.
**[09:32] Angelica**
Sorry, but I don't have time for you.
**[09:36] Stephanie**
You came all the way here to get
your pet? You must adore her.
**[09:40] Angelica**
What are you trying to say?
**[09:42] Stephanie**
Angelica, you need to keep your
cute little pet tightly leashed.
**[09:47] Stephanie**
It'd be so sad if she were to die.
**[09:49] Stephanie**
I had your pet accompany that back country
baron on his sky pirate hunting.
**[09:55] Stephanie**
She seemed rather dejected.
Do you suppose they'll be all right?
**[10:00] Angelica**
I knew it. You're behind the sky pirates.
**[10:04] Follower A**
M-My lady!
**[10:06] Angelica**
Stay out of my way.
**[10:08] Angelica**
I'll crush you.
**[10:11] Stephanie**
Let go of me!
**[10:13] Stephanie**
Who do you think you are, you fallen noble?
**[10:15] Angelica**
Say whatever you want.
**[10:17] Angelica**
But you've made a move on Livia.
**[10:21] Angelica**
I will end you.
**[10:29] Stephanie**
What's wrong with her?
**[10:32] Angelica**
*I need to contact Leon immediately.*
**[10:34] Angelica**
* No, it would be quicker for*
* me to head there myself.*
**[10:38] Angelica**
*Livia...*
**[10:44] Mylene**
Julius, you don't understand
your own position.
**[10:49] Mylene**
There isn't a single airship
at your command right now.
**[10:53] Julius**
But Mother, defeating sky
pirates is a noble's job.
**[10:58] Julius**
Greg and Brad are working
with Bartfort right now.
**[11:01] Mylene**
What? Leon is?
**[11:04] Julius**
*M-Mother! Please come to your senses!*
**[11:07] Mylene**
I-In any case, you can't go.
**[11:10] Mylene**
Let Baron Bartfort handle this matter.
**[11:13] Julius**
Wh-Why is he allowed when I'm not?
**[11:17] Mylene**
Your failure to understand that
is why I can't let you go.
**[11:32] Leon**
I win.
**[11:35] Greg**
You're kidding! You cheated!
**[11:37] Brad**
This is impossible!
**[11:39] Leon**
That's what losers always say.
**[11:42] Leon**
*Yeah, I did cheat, though.*
**[11:45] Leon**
*Luxion made these cards with shifting faces.*
**[11:47] Leon**
* I'll be taking all their money*
* in place of airfare.*
**[11:51] Brad**
Challenging this guy to a
respectable contest was a mistake.
**[11:55] Greg**
Absolutely.
**[11:57] Greg**
Hey, Brad.
**[11:59] Brad**
Hmm?
**[12:01] Greg**
What kind of girl is your
ex-fiancée, Stephanie Offrey?
**[12:07] Brad**
I only met her a few times
before we were engaged,
**[12:11] Brad**
and I talked to her only a
handful of times at the academy.
**[12:15] Leon**
So it was a typical political marriage, then.
**[12:19] Greg**
Honestly, she's got a bad reputation.
They say she's quite the party girl.
**[12:23] Brad**
But the Offreys played a major
role in securing diplomatic ties
**[12:26] Brad**
with the Principality of Fanoss.
**[12:29] Brad**
Because of that, we don't have
to fear the Black Knight.
**[12:33] Leon**
*The Black Knight...*
**[12:34] Leon**
* He's the strongest knight of the*
* neighboring Principality of Fanoss.*
**[12:39] Leon**
*He killed me a bunch of times in the game.*
**[12:42] Brad**
My family is responsible for defending
the border along the Principality.
**[12:47] Brad**
Because of the Offreys' achievements,
I couldn't refuse an engagement to her.
**[12:52] Greg**
I'm surprised you were able to call it off.
**[12:54] Brad**
There was a pretty big fight about it.
**[12:57] Brad**
Ms. Carla hinted at calling
off the engagement
**[13:00] Brad**
when she asked me to help
deal with the sky pirates.
**[13:03] Greg**
Marriage is rough.
**[13:06] Greg**
I only met my ex-fiancée a few times, too.
**[13:10] Leon**
* These romantic interests receive*
* all sorts of special treatment,*
**[13:14] Leon**
*but they've got a lot to deal with, too.*
**[13:18] Luxion**
Master, the welcoming party has arrived.
**[13:21] Luxion**
Two sky pirate ships are approaching.
**[13:26] Leon**
Time for work, you two. Get to it.
**[13:32] Leon**
I'm telling you to get ready
because enemies are coming!
**[13:36] Brad**
Th-They are?
**[13:38] Greg**
Get ready how?
**[13:39] Leon**
Are you guys serious?
**[13:42] Leon**
Forget it. Just wait inside the ship.
**[13:45] Brad**
J-Just wait?
**[13:47] Greg**
Let us fight, too!
**[13:49] Leon**
Luxion, activate Arroganz.
**[13:52] Luxion**
Yes, Master.
**[13:58] Pirate A**
Looks like a pretty big one.
**[14:00] Pirate A**
The boss will be delighted if we
can get our hands on that ship.
**[14:04] Pirate B**
Are there really only five kids on the ship?
**[14:07] Pirate A**
Yeah. Three guys and two women.
**[14:10] Pirate A**
The blue-haired girl is on our side,
so you'd better not touch her.
**[14:13] Pirate A**
* Come on, boys. Let's show them*
* what a real fight looks like!*
**[14:17] All**
Yeah!
**[14:19] Pirate C**
Yahoo!
**[14:23] Pirate A**
Today should be an easy day
thanks to those dumb kids.
**[14:28] Pirate A**
Huh? What's that Armor?
**[14:34] Leon**
These pirates are Winged Sharks, right?
**[14:38] Leon**
They're low-level grunts,
but there's a main force elsewhere.
**[14:42] Pirate A**
That's a pretty outdated model.
**[14:44] Pirate A**
What he can do all by himself?
**[14:47] Pirate C**
Here he comes.
**[14:50] Pirate C**
What?!
**[14:56] Pirate D**
Why, you...
**[15:01] Pirate A**
Who the hell is this guy?!
**[15:17] Pirate A**
What are you doing? Shoot him down!
**[15:31] Brad**
No wonder we were no match for him.
**[15:33] Greg**
We won't have a chance to steal any Armor.
**[15:36] Greg**
So this is a real battle.
**[15:39] Pirate A**
R-Retreat! Retreat! Bring us around! Turn!
**[15:46] Luxion**
Firing missiles.
**[15:54] Pirate B**
We're being bombarded! Details unknown!
**[15:57] Pirate A**
Activate the magic barrier!
**[15:59] Pirate B**
It was already up. He penetrated
it with a single blast.
**[16:02] Pirate A**
He what?!
**[16:08] Pirate A**
We have to surrender. Raise the white flag.
**[16:18] Pirate A**
Damn it! Who the hell are you guys?
**[16:21] Brad**
Hey, give me a hand here, meathead.
**[16:23] Greg**
*I had no idea what real battles were like.*
**[16:28] Greg**
*I was just a cocky kid.*
**[16:32] Leon**
I think we've disabled all of them.
**[16:35] Luxion**
Wouldn't it have been
quicker to shoot them down?
**[16:38] Luxion**
Escorting them will take a
considerable amount of effort.
**[16:40] Leon**
Yeah, I don't have the mentality
required to cheerily kill people.
**[16:46] Luxion**
That may eventually cause you to fail.
**[16:50] Leon**
Even so, I want to remain
as normal as possible.
**[16:56] Carla**
H-How?
**[16:58] Carla**
How did they lose so easily?
**[17:00] Carla**
At this rate, we'll arrive at my home!
**[17:04] Carla**
Why can't I get in touch with them?
**[17:07] Carla**
I haven't mentioned anything
about this to my family!
**[17:10] Carla**
I-I know. That commoner girl...
**[17:13] Carla**
If I make this her fault...
**[17:16] Carla**
Then Bartfort will surely forgive me.
**[17:24] Leon**
The sun's starting to set earlier.
**[17:28] Brad**
How can you be so calm?!
**[17:30] Greg**
I have no idea whether
you're amazing or useless!
**[17:33] Leon**
Don't lose your heads. I'm in
an uncomfortable position, too.
**[17:36] Conrad**
Lower your guns.
**[17:39] Conrad**
Ah, I thought so.
**[17:42] Conrad**
Lord Brad, correct?
**[17:44] Brad**
Huh? Yes...
**[17:46] Conrad**
I am Conrad Fou Wayne, lord of this land.
**[17:49] Conrad**
We met previously at Marquess Field's party.
**[17:53] Brad**
Ah, yes. Sir Wayne.
**[17:55] Leon**
*He totally forgot who he was.*
**[17:57] Brad**
Why are we being surrounded?
**[18:01] Brad**
We came here to help because your
daughter requested our assistance.
**[18:05] Conrad**
Carla requested your assistance?
**[18:08] Carla**
H-He's mistaken. I simply went
to discuss a matter with them,
**[18:11] Carla**
and that girl blew it out of proportion.
**[18:13] Olivia**
Huh?
**[18:14] Conrad**
What's going on here?
**[18:16] Olivia**
I-I...
**[18:18] Leon**
Your daughter asked Livia
for an introduction
**[18:20] Leon**
because she wanted to request my assistance.
**[18:24] Leon**
That's why we came to get
rid of the sky pirates.
**[18:26] Conrad**
And who are you?
**[18:28] Brad**
He's Leon Fou Bartfort.
**[18:31] Brad**
I'm sure you've heard rumors about him.
**[18:32] Conrad**
M-My lord, forgive my insolence.
**[18:36] Conrad**
But my land isn't threatened by sky pirates.
**[18:41] Brad**
What do you mean?
**[18:43] Carla**
I... It's not my fault!
**[18:47] Carla**
It was that commoner!
**[18:48] Leon**
Hey, don't try to pin this on Livia.
**[18:51] Conrad**
I-I'm terribly sorry. My daughter
seems to be confused.
**[18:56] Leon**
Sir, your daughter invited us here.
She promised to pay us.
**[19:03] Leon**
You think you can dismiss
this as a simple mistake?
**[19:05] Leon**
This isn't a game.
**[19:08] Conrad**
C-Carla, what is the meaning
of this? Explain yourself!
**[19:13] Carla**
I-I...
**[19:19] Conrad**
I can't understand you if
you're crying! What happened?
**[19:22] Conrad**
Carla!
**[19:30] Luxion**
That girl ended up telling us everything.
**[19:34] Leon**
It took even less than I expected.
**[19:36] Leon**
When I told her what the pirates had
told me, she confessed to everything.
**[19:41] (Flashback) Carla**
L-Lady Stephanie of the Offrey
family ordered me to do it.
**[19:46] Leon**
That said, there's still the
main force of the sky pirates.
**[19:50] Leon**
And we still haven't acquired
the Saint item Livia needs.
**[19:54] Luxion**
I believe there's a problem
we need to resolve first.
**[19:59] Leon**
Yeah, you're right.
**[20:05] Leon**
I'm coming in.
**[20:08] Leon**
Man, I'm beat.
**[20:11] Leon**
Why don't we see how things go tomorrow
and take things easy for a little while?
**[20:20] Leon**
Livia—
**[20:20] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, you're amazing.
**[20:23] Olivia**
You resolve everything by yourself
and can do everything yourself.
**[20:27] Leon**
Huh?
**[20:29] Leon**
A-Are you okay?
**[20:32] Leon**
You look pale. Do you have a fever?
**[20:37] Olivia**
Why are you so kind to me?
**[20:41] Leon**
Uh... Because I...
**[20:44] Olivia**
It doesn't make sense. I'm a commoner.
**[20:48] Olivia**
Is there a reason for you to help me?
**[20:55] Olivia**
Are you after my body?
**[20:57] Leon**
No!
**[21:00] Olivia**
Of course not. I'm not even cute.
**[21:04] Leon**
Hey, what are you...
**[21:06] Olivia**
Angie is pretty and a nobleman's daughter.
**[21:12] Olivia**
But I have nothing to offer.
**[21:16] Olivia**
There's no reason for you to be
so kind to me when I have nothing.
**[21:21] Leon**
* I was nice to Livia because*
* she's the game's protagonist and*
**[21:25] Leon**
*will eventually become the Saint.*
**[21:27] Leon**
*I saw her as...*
**[21:32] Olivia**
If there's no reason for your kindness,
are you just doing this on a whim?
**[21:36] Olivia**
I wanted to become friends
with the two of you,
**[21:40] Olivia**
but this is no different from being your pet.
**[21:44] Olivia**
I'm a human! I'm not some companion animal!
***SIGN*** Trapped in a Dating Sim
**[23:25] Angelica**
Livia, I brought you some
limited-edition sweets.
**[23:28] Olivia**
Thank you.
**[23:28] Leon**
Miss, have some tea and cake.
**[23:30] Olivia**
Thank you.
**[23:30] Angelica**
These baked sweets are tasty, as well.
**[23:31] Leon**
I've got tarts, too.
**[23:32] Angelica**
And have some of this.
**[23:33] Leon**
Would you like seconds?
**[23:35] Olivia**
Next time, "She's a Doormat."
**[23:37] Olivia**
Guys, please stop feeding me so much!
# E9 - She's a Doormat
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU853P0/shes-a-doormat)
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**[00:03] Olivia**
If there's no reason for your kindness,
are you just doing this on a whim?
**[00:07] Olivia**
I wanted to become friends
with the two of you,
**[00:11] Olivia**
but this is no different from being your pet.
**[00:15] Olivia**
I'm a human! I'm not some companion animal!
***SIGN*** Trapped in
***SIGN*** a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** Trapped in
a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** She's a Doormat
**[01:59] Luxion**
A pet, huh?
**[02:01] Luxion**
She's probably feeling dejected
because she had such intense malice
**[02:04] Luxion**
directed toward her at the academy.
**[02:06] Luxion**
I don't think you need to worry about it.
**[02:08] Leon**
I can't *not* worry.
**[02:11] Leon**
I've got a heart as delicate as glass.
**[02:14] Luxion**
Your heart is made of
bulletproof glass, Master.
**[02:19] Leon**
Well, it's for the best.
**[02:21] Leon**
I got ahead of myself and got involved with
the protagonist and rich girl antagonist,
**[02:25] Leon**
and now I'm paying for it.
**[02:27] Luxion**
In this case, I believe the cause
was you preventing Olivia's growth.
**[02:32] Leon**
I prevented her growth? Don't be ridiculous.
**[02:35] Leon**
I've helped her in all kinds of ways.
**[02:38] Luxion**
And that's preventing Olivia's mental growth.
**[02:44] Luxion**
I'm sure Olivia made a very cute pet.
**[02:48] Luxion**
After all, in this world,
she's valuable to you as a doormat.
**[03:04] Luxion**
Are you satisfied?
**[03:06] Leon**
I wish I could hit you again,
but my hand hurts now.
**[03:17] Greg**
Ugh.
**[03:18] Leon**
Man, you look at me like you really hate me.
**[03:24] Leon**
Practicing your sword skills?
**[03:26] Brad**
Yeah, that's right.
**[03:28] Leon**
Why don't you practice your magic?
**[03:30] Leon**
Isn't magic your specialty?
**[03:33] Brad**
I know that. I'm doing this
so I can defeat you someday.
**[03:37] Brad**
We've decided to work hard until that day.
**[03:40] Leon**
Are you stupid? I'm not
fighting you guys again.
**[03:44] Leon**
You'll be losers for life.
**[03:46] Brad**
Wha—
**[03:53] Leon**
You have nothing to say to that?
**[03:56] Brad**
If I have time for that, I'd rather practice
my swing as many times as possible.
**[04:02] Brad**
After all, of the five
of us, I'm the weakest.
**[04:07] Brad**
I want Marie to look at me.
**[04:10] Brad**
When the five of us are together,
I worry I'm overshadowed by the others.
**[04:16] Brad**
Of course, I'm number one
when it comes to appearance,
**[04:19] Brad**
but I've fallen behind in other ways.
**[04:23] Leon**
* He just casually called*
* himself the most handsome.*
**[04:26] Leon**
What's so great about her?
It's not like she's that good-looki—
**[04:30] Brad**
It's not about her looks!
It's what's on the inside!
**[04:32] Leon**
Well, she's terrible on the inside, too!
**[04:37] Brad**
Wh-What is this hunk of metal
wandering around your ship?
**[04:42] Brad**
But this is a good opportunity.
**[04:47] Brad**
Let us fight, Bartfort!
**[04:49] Leon**
No way. It's too cold out.
**[04:51] Brad**
Don't waste your breath!
**[04:55] Leon**
Why do you want to challenge me to
a type of fight you're not good at?
**[04:58] Leon**
Are you stupid?
**[05:00] Brad**
My academic grades are better than yours!
**[05:02] Brad**
I want to be proud of who
I am when I face Marie!
**[05:06] Leon**
* These guys are doing their best*
* to face Marie their own way.*
**[05:11] Leon**
*In contrast, I'm...*
**[05:17] Brad**
Now I'll press the attack!
**[05:25] Brad**
Ow.
**[05:25] Leon**
You've gotta be stupid.
**[05:29] Brad**
I thought I could do it.
**[05:30] Leon**
Maybe after another decade of training.
**[05:32] Brad**
Next time, I swear I will defeat you!
**[05:42] Luxion**
That looked fun.
**[05:43] Leon**
You sent that robot out here
with wooden swords, didn't you?
**[05:47] Luxion**
Yes.
**[05:49] Leon**
They sure are putting a lot
of thought into things.
**[05:54] Leon**
All for that good-for-nothing girl, though.
**[06:07] Kyle**
This is why I didn't want to come here!
**[06:09] Kyle**
This dungeon's monsters are strong!
**[06:12] Marie**
Don't give up!
**[06:14] Marie**
There's a bright future
waiting for us up ahead!
**[06:19] Marie**
* I need to do whatever it takes to retrieve*
* that item before the protagonist does.*
**[06:24] Marie**
It's not like I can count on Prince Julius!
**[06:33] Julius**
I've come up with an idea, Jilk.
**[06:35] Julius**
What do you think of
sneaking out of the palace
**[06:37] Julius**
and meeting up with Greg and Brad?
**[06:40] Jilk**
A fine idea. I am impressed, Your Highness.
**[06:44] Julius**
But how should we escape?
**[06:48] Julius**
I've got an idea, Jilk.
**[06:49] Jilk**
Most impressive, Your Highness.
**[06:51] Julius**
We'll wear masks. We should get cloaks, too.
**[06:54] Jilk**
I see. We'll disguise ourselves and escape.
**[06:57] Jilk**
But how shall we make the
necessary arrangements?
**[07:01] Julius**
I've got an idea, Jilk.
**[07:03] Jilk**
Most impressive, Your Highness.
**[07:05] Mylene**
What?
**[07:06] Jilk**
*Budget request for cloaks and masks.*
**[07:08] Jilk**
*Purpose: entertainment.*
**[07:11] Mylene**
What were they thinking, submitting a request
**[07:13] Mylene**
for a disguise to the royal palace itself?
**[07:17] Mylene**
Perhaps those boys really
are stupid after all.
**[07:22] Servant**
Your budget request has been denied.
**[07:37] Leon**
Ugh, a sausage fest first
thing in the morning.
**[07:39] Greg**
It's not like I want to see your face
first thing in the morning, either.
**[07:43] Brad**
More importantly, what are we
going to do about the sky pirates?
**[07:46] Brad**
The main force is still out there, isn't it?
**[07:50] Leon**
* In the game, they can be left alone*
* until midway through the second year.*
**[07:55] Leon**
* But this is an opportunity to*
* acquire the Holy Necklace...*
**[07:59] Leon**
We've located the pirates' hideout.
**[08:03] Leon**
If we wait a bit longer before going in—
**[08:06] Luxion**
Master, it seems the pirates
have decided to attack first.
**[08:11] Leon**
They acted faster than I expected.
**[08:13] Greg**
Is it the pirates?
**[08:16] Leon**
Yeah, looks like it.
**[08:18] Greg**
We'll fight, too.
**[08:19] Greg**
Let me borrow an Armor,
even if it's falling apart!
**[08:22] Brad**
Me, too. I found something that looked
usable among the pirates' Armor.
**[08:26] Both**
Please!
**[08:27] Leon**
No. You need to consider your own posit—
**[08:32] Greg**
We know we'd be holding you back,
**[08:34] Greg**
but we can't just sit by and watch.
**[08:37] Brad**
We want to fight, too.
**[08:39] Greg**
Bartfort!
**[08:44] Leon**
Let me check the Armor first.
**[08:46] Leon**
After that, you can do whatever you want.
**[08:52] Olivia**
*Why did I say those awful things to him?*
**[08:57] Olivia**
*Mr. Leon helped me.*
**[09:01] Olivia**
*Just getting to be by his side was a miracle.*
**[09:06] Olivia**
* I'm the one who selfishly*
* sought more than that.*
**[09:10] Olivia**
Why?
**[09:14] Olivia**
Wh-What was that?
**[09:24] Olivia**
A barrier?
**[09:32] Olivia**
Mr. Leon!
**[09:37] Leon**
What a pain.
**[09:42] Leon**
All right. That just leaves...
**[09:47] Leon**
Damn it!
**[09:53] Olivia**
P-Please let me through!
**[09:58] Olivia**
Let me through!
**[10:04] Olivia**
*Mr. Leon!*
**[10:15] Olivia**
Huh?
**[10:24] Boss**
What is this trash?
**[10:28] Boss**
You're a pretty girl, aren't you?
**[10:32] Brad**
No, you don't!
**[10:36] Olivia**
Wh-Who are you?
**[10:37] Brad**
It's Brad! Flee, quickly!
**[10:40] Boss**
You bastard. A brat like
you shouldn't get too cocky!
**[10:47] Olivia**
Mr. Brad!
**[10:53] Greg**
It's so hard!
**[10:55] Boss**
I've been through far worse
shit than you have, kid!
**[11:03] Leon**
Out of the way!
**[11:06] Pirate B**
I-Is he a monster?
**[11:07] Pirate C**
Who is this guy?
**[11:09] Leon**
Don't kill them! Capture them all!
**[11:12] Luxion**
That's an absurd request.
You're struggling because of that.
**[11:15] Leon**
The guy who blew me away earlier
was probably the pirate boss.
**[11:20] Leon**
If we can just do something about him...
**[11:25] Pirate B**
Take this!
**[11:26] Pirate C**
Die!
**[11:28] Luxion**
Master, your reaction speed has decreased.
**[11:31] Luxion**
Your operation technique and other
capabilities have deteriorated, as well.
**[11:34] Leon**
Yeah, well, sorry I haven't practiced enough!
**[11:36] Luxion**
Actually, I believe it is a mental problem.
**[11:39] Leon**
Shut up!
**[11:40] Pirate B**
You little...
**[11:44] Luxion**
Master, I have confirmed the
pirate boss is on the deck.
**[11:47] Luxion**
Olivia is in danger.
**[11:49] Leon**
Livia? Why'd you let her outside?!
**[11:52] Luxion**
I am sorry. It would seem the work
robots shut down temporarily.
**[11:57] Luxion**
Something must have disabled them.
**[12:00] Leon**
Damn it!
**[12:04] Luxion**
Master.
**[12:06] Luxion**
Allowing them to join the battle
was the right choice.
**[12:09] Luxion**
They are fighting to protect Olivia.
**[12:13] Greg**
Let's go, Brad.
**[12:14] Brad**
Ready when you are.
**[12:19] Leon**
Yeah. This is how it should be.
**[12:24] Leon**
* The protagonist belongs with the*
* handsome romantic interests.*
**[12:29] Leon**
*I don't belong at Livia's side.*
**[12:33] Leon**
*After all, I'm a mob character.*
**[12:37] Leon**
*But I have my own role to play.*
**[12:42] Leon**
Increase power output.
We'll use number three.
**[12:45] Leon**
I'll crush them.
**[12:55] Brad**
D-Damn...
**[12:57] Greg**
So this is the end...
**[12:59] Boss**
You guys were a pain in the ass.
**[13:02] Boss**
Come here, girl.
**[13:05] Boss**
If you run, I'll kill these two.
**[13:09] Olivia**
*Th-This is my fault.*
**[13:12] Olivia**
*I'm a burden. I'm useless.*
**[13:15] Olivia**
*All I do is cause trouble for everyone else.*
**[13:18] Olivia**
*I...*
**[13:50] Boss**
S-Spare me! I surrender! I surrender!
**[13:54] Leon**
Surrender? Come on, now.
**[13:57] Leon**
You're a famous pirate. That's no fun.
**[14:00] Leon**
Try fighting back until the end.
**[14:05] Leon**
Come on, fight back!
**[14:08] Boss**
S-Spare me! Please spare me!
**[14:13] Olivia**
M-Mr. Leon, don't!
**[14:16] Leon**
Don't you think you're asking too
much after all the havoc you wrought?
**[14:19] Leon**
Why don't you tell your
subordinates to surrender first?
**[14:25] Leon**
Hey, found it.
**[14:28] Boss**
G-Give that back! That's important!
**[14:31] Leon**
I don't care. If you've got a
problem, come and get it.
**[14:46] Olivia**
*Mr. Leon...*
**[14:55] Leon**
It's over.
**[15:00] Olivia**
Mr. Brad!
**[15:01] Olivia**
I'll heal you right away.
**[15:03] Brad**
Th-Thank you.
**[15:05] Olivia**
Don't thank me. You were hurt because of me.
**[15:07] Brad**
You're wrong about that.
We're trying to become knights.
**[15:11] Brad**
A knight should be kind to women—ow!
**[15:17] Brad**
You're skilled in the same magics as Marie.
**[15:20] Olivia**
Ms. Marie is skilled in healing magic, too?
**[15:22] Brad**
Yeah, she's our goddess.
**[15:25] Brad**
With Marie around, no injury
is ever... too... much...
**[15:31] Olivia**
Mr. Brad?
**[15:35] Leon**
You make a good couple.
**[15:37] Olivia**
Huh?
**[15:39] Leon**
I guess everything's made to end
up where it belongs after all.
**[15:46] Olivia**
Mr. Leon?
**[15:49] Leon**
Greg, you're pretty strong.
**[15:51] Greg**
Are you being sarcastic?
More importantly, I'm sorry.
**[15:54] Greg**
I broke the Armor we acquired.
**[15:57] Leon**
What you did was more than worth it.
**[16:00] Leon**
I'm going to bring Brad inside.
Will you help me carry him?
**[16:02] Greg**
He got hurt?
**[16:04] Leon**
He's all right. Ms. Olivia healed him.
**[16:12] Olivia**
*Mr. Leon, why?*
**[16:26] Olivia**
*Please call me Livia.*
**[16:37] Leon**
They'd amassed all this treasure, huh?
**[16:40] Luxion**
Well, they were pirates.
**[16:42] Luxion**
I doubt we can expect a reward
from the Wayne family,
**[16:47] Luxion**
but I believe we will also receive
the bounty from the palace.
**[16:51] Leon**
I'm thankful for that,
**[16:54] Leon**
but were you able to find
evidence linking the pirates
**[16:56] Leon**
to Count Offrey's family and Stephanie,
who orchestrated this mess?
**[17:00] Luxion**
Yes. I discovered documents
of their correspondence.
**[17:04] Leon**
Good. That'll get rid of the trash.
**[17:08] Leon**
The kingdom will improve slightly.
**[17:11] Leon**
Actually, I guess the entire
kingdom itself is trash.
**[17:13] Luxion**
I would not hesitate to destroy
this kingdom and this world.
**[17:18] Luxion**
After destroying it, it would be possible
for me to create a world that suits you.
**[17:23] Leon**
Sounds nice. Maybe I'll assemble a harem,
**[17:27] Leon**
with elves and cat-eared beast women.
**[17:32] Leon**
I guess my thinking is no different
from the academy girls', huh?
**[17:37] Luxion**
I'm glad you have your answer.
**[17:40] Luxion**
Do you feel better now that you've taken
out your frustrations on the pirates?
**[17:43] Luxion**
It's not that Olivia hates you now.
**[17:47] Luxion**
She's just become emotionally unstable.
**[17:50] Leon**
I know.
**[17:57] Leon**
It's just time for me to go back
to being a proper mob character.
**[18:04] Luxion**
Master, there's a Redgrave
airship headed our way.
**[18:12] Leon**
Ms. Angelica must've pulled some strings.
**[18:15] Leon**
Let's let them handle the rest.
**[18:18] Brad**
What's the meaning of this?!
**[18:21] Brad**
Ow, my wound.
**[18:23] Greg**
We aren't the ones who defeated the pirates.
**[18:26] Greg**
We can't accept this reward.
**[18:28] Brad**
Are you telling us to take credit
for Bartfort's achievement?
**[18:31] Official**
You must accept. Baron Bartfort reported
that he simply assisted the two of you.
**[18:39] Greg**
What?
**[18:40] Brad**
What does that mean?
**[18:42] Official**
I was told not to say anything,
**[18:44] Official**
but the baron has made an
appeal to both your families.
**[18:48] Official**
He's asked them to reconsider your
disinheritance in light of your exploits.
**[18:56] Luxion**
Are you sure this is what you wanted?
**[18:59] Luxion**
It'd be good for me to
see those two reinstated.
**[19:04] Luxion**
They seem like they'd protect Ms. Olivia.
**[19:06] Luxion**
There's the matter of Brad and Greg,
but there's also the Offrey family's daughter.
**[19:12] Leon**
Stephanie, huh?
**[19:15] Leon**
We can let the royal palace and
the Redgrave family handle her.
**[19:20] Leon**
They'll inflict a far worse
punishment than I ever could.
**[19:27] Luxion**
If you're satisfied, then I'm fine with that.
**[19:29] Luxion**
However, Angelica was upset with you.
**[19:33] Luxion**
She wanted to know why you made Olivia cry.
**[19:35] Leon**
Huh? Oh.
**[19:44] Leon**
Rich girls can be so fussy.
**[19:46] Luxion**
Do you intend to distance
yourself from Angelica, as well?
**[19:49] Leon**
Yeah. If anything, we've
been too close until now.
**[20:12] Angelica**
*Will our relationship ever be the same again?*
**[20:20] Brad**
Your Highness, we've made a decision.
**[20:23] Julius**
A decision? About what?
**[20:26] Brad**
We want to beat Bartfort as fellow men.
**[20:28] Greg**
He's an incredible knight,
but someday we'll catch up to him.
**[20:33] Julius**
Guys...
**[20:35] Brad**
Your Highness, would it be
possible to see the queen?
**[20:39] Greg**
We wouldn't be men if we didn't
return the favor we owe him.
**[20:45] Leon**
Brad, Greg...
**[20:48] Leon**
Do you guys really hate me that much?
**[20:52] Luxion**
You've been promoted from upper
sixth to lower fifth rank.
**[20:55] Luxion**
Those two must have talked
to the palace for you.
**[20:58] Leon**
There's no way this is acceptable!
**[21:01] Leon**
That's two ranks higher than my own father!
**[21:03] Luxion**
Also, you received this letter.
**[21:07] Leon**
A letter?
**[21:10] Leon**
The Atlee family? So it's
from Clarice's family.
**[21:15] Atlee**
*Dear Baron Bartfort.*
**[21:17] Atlee**
*Thank you for helping my daughter.*
**[21:20] Atlee**
* As a token of my appreciation, I'd like*
* you to accept an air bike as thanks.*
**[21:25] Atlee**
*Also, though this may be impertinent of me,*
**[21:27] Atlee**
* I have recommended you be promoted to*
* upper fifth rank after your graduation.*
**[21:37] Luxion**
Congratulations. You'll be
promoted once you graduate.
**[21:42] Leon**
P-Please, no more! I'm going
on a trip somewhere!
**[21:46] Luxion**
You can't. Classes start tomorrow.
***SIGN*** Trapped in a Dating Sim
**[23:26] Leon**
You travel abroad every year for your
school trip? Nobles sure are something.
**[23:29] Chris**
It's an opportunity to gain
knowledge and friends.
**[23:31] Leon**
I don't understand it.
**[23:32] Chris**
Next time, "Unlike You Wannabe Nobles."
**[23:35] Chris**
That's because you're not very aristocratic.
**[23:37] Leon**
Neither are you, Mr. Disinherited.
# E10 - Unlike You Wannabe Nobles
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U23VDP/unlike-you-wannabe-nobles)
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**[00:03] Leon**
So this is the air bike from Lady Clarice.
**[00:06] Luxion**
It's far more advanced than the one
you rode at the academy festival.
**[00:10] Luxion**
I've named it "Schwert."
**[00:12] Leon**
I'm the one who owns it.
**[00:14] Leon**
So, what does "Schwert" mean?
**[00:17] Luxion**
It means "sword."
**[00:19] Leon**
Hey, I like it!
**[00:21] Leon**
It's metallic and pointy,
so that's a perfect name for it!
**[00:26] Luxion**
Now, let's get modding.
***SIGN*** Trapped in
***SIGN*** a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** Trapped in
a Dating Sim
**[02:02] Daniel**
Have you tried being happier about it?
**[02:04] Raymond**
Yeah, you've been promoted.
**[02:07] Leon**
I didn't want to get promoted.
**[02:10] Raymond**
But you won't have any
trouble finding a wife now.
**[02:13] Raymond**
See? The girls are looking at you.
**[02:17] Girl A**
I heard he got promoted again.
**[02:18] Girl B**
He could be a winning ticket now.
**[02:20] Girl C**
Personally, I hate him, though.
**[02:23] Leon**
They're practically admitting that
they're only after my status!
**[02:26] Leon**
No freakin' way!
**[02:27] Daniel**
I can't deny that.
**[02:29] Raymond**
Well, you might be able to develop
a relationship with someone.
**[02:33] Raymond**
The school trip's coming up.
**[02:35] Leon**
*The school trip event...*
**[02:37] Leon**
* Every year, all three grades*
* go on a trip together.*
**[02:40] Leon**
*The students are split into three groups.*
**[02:43] Leon**
* In the game, you head to the same*
* destination as your romantic interest,*
**[02:46] Leon**
* where you get to improve*
* your relationship score.*
**[02:48] Leon**
* There are also items that can only*
* be acquired at your destination,*
**[02:51] Leon**
* so I decided to head to the*
* southern floating island*
**[02:54] Leon**
*where the item I want can be found.*
**[02:57] Leon**
I guess we're going our separate ways.
**[02:59] Daniel**
You'll be with Lady Angelica
and Ms. Olivia, right?
**[03:02] Raymond**
Why don't you apologize
and make up with them?
**[03:04] Leon**
What? Why would I apologize to them?
**[03:07] Daniel**
Because it's bound to be your fault.
**[03:09] Raymond**
Totally.
**[03:10] Both**
Yup, yup.
**[03:12] Leon**
Exactly what kind of person
do you guys think I am?
***SIGN*** Unlike You Wannabe Nobles
**[03:21] Leon**
This is nothing like the school
trips I'm familiar with.
**[03:24] Luxion**
This is a luxury passenger ship, after all.
**[03:26] Luxion**
Apparently, you'll even get to enjoy
water skiing at your destination.
**[03:29] Leon**
I know. I'm planning to take Schwert
for a test drive while I'm there.
**[03:34] Leon**
Anyway...
**[03:42] Deirdre**
We'll have such a marvelous
time once we arrive.
**[03:45] Deirdre**
I'll tell you all about my
forefathers' heroic exploits.
**[03:50] Girl**
Ms. Deirdre!
**[03:52] Girl**
I'm looking forward to it!
**[03:53] Leon**
* If I want to get married, I'll have*
* to put in some effort while I'm here.*
**[03:58] Girl**
Mr. Chris!
**[03:59] Girl A**
Mr. Chris!
**[03:59] Girl B**
Where are you heading next?
**[04:00] Girl C**
Come eat with me.
**[04:01] Girl D**
Join me on the pool deck.
**[04:05] Girl**
Mr. Chris!
**[04:05] Leon**
* The handsome romantic interests are*
* getting as much attention as ever.*
**[04:08] Leon**
* I wish they'd follow the game's story and*
* get together with Ms. Olivia already.*
**[04:17] Leon**
*Not that it's any of my business.*
**[04:22] Follower A**
I've chosen to forsake the duke's family.
**[04:25] Follower B**
Me, too. They're on their way out since her
engagement to the prince was called off.
**[04:31] Follower A**
We're supposed to pull the
string and throw it out a window?
**[04:33] Follower B**
Yeah. They said not to attract any attention.
**[04:53] Olivia**
*It's like a dream.*
**[04:57] Olivia**
* If only the three of us could stroll*
* through this beautiful place together...*
**[05:07] Olivia**
* Is it even all right for me*
* to remain at the academy?*
**[05:41] Priestess**
You must be students from the academy.
**[05:44] Priestess**
Are you here to visit the shrine?
**[05:45] Leon**
Actually, uh...
**[05:47] Priestess**
This shrine is dedicated to marriage.
**[05:49] Priestess**
It's said to be very effective.
**[05:51] Angelica**
What?
**[05:52] Olivia**
Marriage?
**[05:54] Leon**
*So this is the event where the protagonist*
**[05:57] Leon**
* and romantic interest*
* visit the shrine together.*
**[05:59] Priestess**
Yup, yup.
**[06:01] Angelica**
We should start by making an offering.
**[06:05] Olivia**
Y-You're giving them that much?
**[06:07] Angelica**
Is this not correct?
**[06:09] Angelica**
At the temple, it's normal
to donate about this much.
**[06:16] Leon**
God, please help me find a wife.
**[06:19] Leon**
Find me a kind woman with common sense!
**[06:22] Leon**
I'm into mature, sexy
women who will coddle me!
**[06:26] Leon**
And if she's a little naughty, even better!
**[06:28] Leon**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[06:28] Angelica**
Don't say things like that
in a holy place, you fool!
**[06:31] ---**
Ha, ha, ha.
**[06:40] Leon**
* I wonder if Lady Angelica hopes to marry*
* someone more respectable than the prince.*
**[06:46] Leon**
* For Ms. Olivia, someone other than the*
* disappointing Greg and Brad could be—*
**[06:50] Leon**
* No, I guess Julius and*
* Jilk are hopeless, too.*
**[06:54] Leon**
*No, that's not right.*
**[06:57] Leon**
* As long as he makes Ms. Olivia*
* happy, anyone will do.*
**[07:04] Priestess**
Academy students, these are
our shrine's famous charms.
**[07:09] Priestess**
Take one as a souvenir.
**[07:11] Angelica**
Charms?
**[07:16] Leon**
*That's right! This is what I was looking for!*
**[07:20] Leon**
*The randomly acquired Luck Charm,*
**[07:22] Leon**
* Battle Charm, and*
* Elemental Protection Charm!*
**[07:27] Leon**
* I wanted these items so badly,*
* I pulled some strings to make sure*
**[07:31] Leon**
* I'd end up at the southern floating*
* island on the school trip.*
**[07:31] Leon**
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
**[07:35] Leon**
Bless you, school trip event!
**[07:37] Priestess**
U-Um, those are for the three of you.
**[07:42] Angelica**
Oh, we don't need them.
**[07:44] Olivia**
You keep them, Mr. Leon.
**[07:47] Leon**
No, you might as well take one.
**[07:49] Leon**
Let's open them together.
**[07:51] Angelica**
Leon...
**[07:55] Angelica**
If you insist.
**[07:57] Olivia**
Thank you.
**[07:59] Leon**
Here we go. Come on, big money.
**[08:02] Priestess**
There are no winners or losers!
**[08:04] Priestess**
There are just different varieties!
**[08:06] Leon**
Ready, and...
**[08:09] Angelica**
What is this?
**[08:10] Olivila**
It's beautiful.
**[08:12] Leon**
Red and white Elemental
Protection Charms, huh?
**[08:15] Leon**
I'm glad you two got those.
**[08:18] Leon**
I've got no affinity for
those colored elements.
**[08:20] Olivia**
Affinity?
**[08:21] Angelica**
What does that mean?
**[08:23] Leon**
In any case, you keep those.
**[08:26] Leon**
I got something good, too.
**[08:29] Angelica**
It's different from ours.
**[08:31] Olivia**
Are those swords?
**[08:33] Leon**
Yeah, it's a Battle Charm.
**[08:36] Leon**
*It's an item that enhances*
**[08:39] Leon**
* close-quarters combat abilities*
* and increases physical attributes.*
**[08:43] Leon**
It's shaped a little differently from
the one I'm familiar with, though.
**[08:47] Priestess**
Are the charms to your liking?
**[08:48] Leon**
Yes, thank you.
**[08:51] Priestess**
Thank you for visiting the shrine.
**[08:54] Priestess**
The three of you must have
prayed for your friendship.
**[08:58] Leon**
Huh?
**[09:06] Luxion**
Master, did you not head into the
dungeon to get the Holy Bracelet
**[09:11] Luxion**
because you hadn't acquired that charm yet?
**[09:15] Luxion**
I thought it was odd that you weren't
in more of a hurry with Marie around.
**[09:19] Luxion**
Is she not attempting to take
the protagonist's place?
**[09:23] Leon**
As long as she's played the game
thoroughly, she won't do anything stupid.
**[09:29] Leon**
We're screwed if we head down the war route.
**[09:39] Hertrude**
It's nearly time.
**[09:44] Chris**
Bartfort.
**[09:46] Chris**
I heard you fought Brad.
**[09:48] Chris**
You and I should have our own sword fight.
**[09:52] Leon**
But Brad challenged me to
something he's not good at.
**[09:56] Leon**
You want to sword fight me when
you're a skilled swordsman?
**[10:00] Chris**
I've never thought of myself
as a skilled swordsman.
**[10:04] Chris**
My father says I have no talent for it.
**[10:07] Leon**
Then why don't you get Marie to console you?
**[10:10] Chris**
You know nothing about me!
**[10:12] Chris**
You've never worked a day in your life!
**[10:17] Leon**
What's going on?
**[10:18] Chris**
An alarm?
**[10:28] Leon**
You're kidding.
**[10:29] Student**
What's happening?
**[10:30] Student**
Monsters?
**[10:30] Chris**
Calm down, everyone! Head inside the ship!
**[10:32] Student**
What's going on?
**[10:33] Leon**
That mark...
**[10:35] Luxion**
That's the crest of the Principality of Fanoss.
**[10:38] Leon**
*The Principality of Fanoss...*
**[10:40] Leon**
* Originally belonging to*
* a duke of the kingdom,*
**[10:43] Leon**
* they declared their independence*
* and now call themselves a nation.*
**[10:46] Leon**
* They're not supposed to show*
* up until the end of the game.*
**[10:50] Leon**
*Why? It's too soon.*
**[10:54] Luxion**
I'll instruct the main ship
and the *Partner* to attack.
**[10:56] Luxion**
Just give the word, Master.
**[10:58] Leon**
Send them immediately.
How much time do we have?
**[11:07] Leon**
A monster airship?
**[11:09] Leon**
It's the princess.
**[11:11] Angelica**
Leon!
**[11:12] Angelica**
Why is the Principality attacking?
**[11:17] Angelica**
Princess Hertrude...
**[11:19] Leon**
You know her?
**[11:20] Angelica**
Yes, I met her once before.
**[11:27] Hertrude**
I, first princess of the Principality of Fanoss,
Hertrude Sera Fanoss, have a message for you.
**[11:35] Hertrude**
We have declared war on the Holfort Kingdom.
**[11:40] Hertrude**
Children of the kingdom's foolish
nobles, surrender or die.
**[11:46] Hertrude**
I shall grant you time to make your decision.
**[11:49] Hertrude**
I'll wait one hour.
**[11:52] Angelica**
A d-declaration of war?
**[11:54] Angelica**
Is she trying to take us hostage?
**[11:57] Leon**
*Why is this third-year event happening now?*
**[12:02] Leon**
*Where did I go wrong?*
**[12:13] Gelatt**
How do you do, people of the kingdom?
**[12:16] Gelatt**
My name is Gelatt.
**[12:18] Gelatt**
Now, then...
**[12:19] Gelatt**
Children of nobles ranking as barons
or higher will be taken prisoner.
**[12:24] Gelatt**
We have no interest in anyone
ranked lower than that.
**[12:27] Gelatt**
We have no need for demi-human
slaves or the ship's crew, either.
**[12:30] Student**
What?
**[12:30] Student**
They're not interested in knights?
**[12:32] Student**
But...
**[12:32] Leon**
*This isn't good.*
**[12:33] Student**
We're not even worth anything as hostages?
**[12:33] Leon**
* What should I do? How can*
* I get us out of this?*
**[12:34] Student**
But my favorites...
**[12:39] Angelica**
I am Angelica Rapha Redgrave.
**[12:42] Angelica**
I believe you're at least
familiar with my family's name.
**[12:45] Gelatt**
Well, well.
**[12:46] Angelica**
I'm the only hostage you need.
Let the others go.
**[12:51] Gelatt**
I wasn't expecting a duke's
daughter to be aboard this ship.
**[12:54] Gelatt**
I applaud your courage to step forward.
**[12:58] Gelatt**
This way, please.
**[13:00] Olivia**
A-Angie!
**[13:02] Leon**
Hey, wait!
**[13:06] Boy A**
You idiot! Don't do anything stupid!
**[13:07] Boy B**
Nobody made her say it!
**[13:09] Leon**
Let go! Are you guys insane?
**[13:11] Gelatt**
Ah, he cares so deeply about his friend.
**[13:18] Angelica**
Leon...
**[13:23] Gelatt**
Let's give these nobles one last job.
**[13:29] Gelatt**
I want you to punish him.
**[13:33] Gelatt**
Come on, hurry up!
**[13:35] Boy**
No hard feelings.
**[13:43] Olivia**
Mr. Leon!
**[13:45] Angelica**
Stop! Don't do this!
**[13:47] Gelatt**
That's not how you ask
someone to do something.
**[13:51] Gelatt**
That's hardly fitting behavior
for a duke's daughter.
**[13:58] Angelica**
P-Please stop.
**[14:01] Angelica**
I'm begging you.
**[14:06] Gelatt**
Too bad! I reject your request!
**[14:14] Gelatt**
Now, come this way.
**[14:17] Gelatt**
Or do you want to expose
all the students to danger?
**[14:25] Olivia**
Wait!
**[14:26] Olivia**
Don't go, Angie!
**[14:29] Follower A**
Don't you dare.
**[14:30] Follower B**
You know what'll happen if you do, don't you?
**[14:32] Leon**
Don't touch her, you shitheads!
**[14:32] Girl**
Stay out of this.
**[14:35] Leon**
Stop!
**[14:36] Leon**
You won't get away with this!
**[14:37] Boy C**
Shut up!
**[14:43] Hertrude**
It's good to see you again, Angelica.
**[14:46] Hertrude**
I never thought we'd be reunited like this.
**[14:49] Angelica**
Do you really intend to go to war?
**[14:52] Angelica**
You know how much stronger the
kingdom is than your principality.
**[14:55] Hertrude**
You're right. It's true that overcoming that
difference in power would be difficult.
**[15:00] Hertrude**
But behold.
**[15:02] Gelatt**
Your Highness, we should
discuss the hostages first.
**[15:05] Hertrude**
Ah, that's right.
**[15:07] Angelica**
What are you talking about? I surrendered
myself so you'd let the others go.
**[15:11] Hertrude**
Only two students resisted
when you were taken away.
**[15:15] Hertrude**
How cold and spineless they are.
**[15:18] Hertrude**
They're not fit to be nobles.
**[15:29] Leon**
Come on, don't cry.
**[15:32] Olivia**
I failed to save Angie.
**[15:35] Olivia**
I can't get you out of here, either.
**[15:38] Leon**
*I can't handle crying girls.*
**[15:41] Leon**
* But maybe the ability to shed tears*
* for another is an impressive thing.*
**[15:51] Olivia**
Mr. Chris...
**[15:52] Chris**
Bartfort, an envoy from
the Principality just arrived.
**[15:56] Leon**
And?
**[15:57] Chris**
Angelica is the only
hostage they'll be taking.
**[16:00] Chris**
They'll begin the attack in an hour.
**[16:03] Chris**
We're to die like nobles, apparently.
**[16:07] Leon**
Figures.
**[16:09] Chris**
This ship has six Armors.
**[16:11] Chris**
I want us to buy time for
the others to escape.
**[16:16] Chris**
I need your help.
**[16:17] Leon**
No way. They turned their backs on Angie.
**[16:22] Leon**
Let them all fall.
**[16:25] Chris**
Leon Fou Bartfort.
**[16:28] Chris**
Please save us.
**[16:30] Leon**
No.
**[16:34] Chris**
Sorry to have bothered you.
**[16:36] Leon**
You idiot. I wasn't done talking.
**[16:42] Leon**
I'm not so kind as to help
people who don't do anything.
**[16:48] Leon**
If we're doing this, we're *all* doing this.
**[16:54] Chris**
Guys, listen to me.
**[16:56] Chris**
I understand why you lost your nerve
in the face of so many enemies.
**[17:00] Chris**
But for all of us to survive, we have to fight.
**[17:03] Chris**
Please help!
**[17:06] Chris**
If we don't stand up to them
now, we'll die like dogs.
**[17:09] Mob**
Shut up!
**[17:10] Mob**
First-year brat!
**[17:12] Mob**
Don't get ahead of yourself!
**[17:12] Mob**
Sit down! You've been disinherited!
**[17:14] Mob**
We can't beat them!
**[17:16] Follower A**
This is all Angelica's fault!
**[17:17] Follower A**
All she did was save her own skin!
**[17:19] Follower B**
What a pathetic excuse for a duke's daughter!
**[17:24] Leon**
Quit your whining, scumbags.
**[17:29] Leon**
Listen to me.
**[17:31] Leon**
I'm a knight with an official barony
and lower fifth rank to boot.
**[17:36] Leon**
I have more status than the
instructors who lead us.
**[17:39] Leon**
And I'm ordering you to fight.
**[17:42] Leon**
Die fighting. It's better than being killed.
**[17:47] Mob**
What?!
**[17:48] Mob**
You can't be serious!
**[17:48] Mob**
I don't want to die!
**[17:49] Mob**
*You* can go fight!
**[17:51] Leon**
Oh, you bet I'll fight.
After all, I'm a real noble.
**[17:55] Leon**
Unlike you wannabe nobles.
**[17:59] Mob**
What?
**[18:00] Deirdre**
Wannabe nobles, you say?
**[18:05] Deirdre**
How dare you? I'm the daughter of an earl.
**[18:08] Deirdre**
Take it back.
**[18:10] Leon**
Huh? Who are you?
**[18:12] Deirdre**
I am Deirdre Fou Roseblade.
**[18:15] Deirdre**
I'm the daughter of Earl Roseblade.
**[18:18] Deirdre**
Don't you forget it.
**[18:19] Leon**
Roseblade...
**[18:21] Leon**
Excluding the duke's family, your family's
probably the most influential one here.
**[18:26] Leon**
But you're still just a phony.
**[18:27] Deirdre**
H-How rude, you upstart!
**[18:31] Leon**
Yeah, that's right. I'm an upstart.
**[18:34] Leon**
But I'm a true noble and
successful adventurer.
**[18:38] Leon**
Unlike you phonies.
**[18:40] Deirdre**
Silence!
**[18:42] Deirdre**
My family presented the kingdom
with a massive island.
**[18:46] Deirdre**
We're the most distinguished of families!
**[18:48] Leon**
Your forefathers certainly were real nobles.
**[18:51] Leon**
But their descendants are cowards.
**[18:56] Leon**
You were relieved when Angie
surrendered herself, weren't you?
**[19:02] Leon**
You silently waited for the storm to pass.
**[19:05] Leon**
The Principality is right.
**[19:07] Leon**
You have none of the guts or pride
of the descendants of adventurers.
**[19:11] Leon**
You're just cowards clinging to the
achievements of your forefathers.
**[19:15] Leon**
And your forefathers' achievements are about
to be overwritten by your patheticness!
**[19:21] Leon**
Once you've embarrassed your relatives,
you'll never stop hearing about it.
**[19:27] Leon**
That you're a disgrace to nobles.
**[19:29] Leon**
How they want nothing to do with
cowards who flee from a fight.
**[19:36] Leon**
Is the noble's blood—the adventurer's
blood running through your veins fake?
**[19:41] Leon**
Do you want to die pathetically,
simply waiting for death?
**[19:45] Leon**
If you're the descendants of
great adventurers, then fight.
**[19:54] Deirdre**
You must be stupid.
**[19:56] Deirdre**
You think you can defeat those
monsters with that thing?
**[20:00] Deirdre**
Go ahead and fight with
that thing all you want.
**[20:05] Leon**
I knew it.
**[20:06] Deirdre**
You said so yourself.
**[20:08] Deirdre**
The blood of our great forefathers
runs through our veins.
**[20:13] Deirdre**
That is our weapon.
**[20:16] Mob**
Let's do this!
**[20:18] Mob**
Don't underestimate us, shithead!
**[20:20] Mob**
Once we're done with
the Principality, you're next!
**[20:22] Mob**
We'll destroy you!
**[20:27] Leon**
* I like seeing people who*
* have some self-respect.*
**[20:30] Deirdre**
Baron Bartfort.
**[20:33] Deirdre**
You are fantastic.
**[20:36] Deirdre**
Your brazen attitude...
**[20:39] Deirdre**
You're like an untrained dog.
**[20:42] Deirdre**
It's thrilling!
**[20:48] Deirdre**
Bartfort, we're counting on you.
**[20:50] Leon**
Yeah.
**[20:51] Leon**
Did you find the ones
who signaled the Principality?
**[20:53] Chris**
It was a couple of Angelica's followers.
**[20:57] Chris**
They're currently being held in the brig.
**[20:59] Follower A**
Wait! This is all a misunderstanding!
**[21:01] Follower B**
Please listen to us!
**[21:03] Leon**
We'll let the duke handle them later.
**[21:07] Leon**
I'm going to tear off
that scumbag's mustache.
**[21:11] Chris**
You're strong.
**[21:13] Leon**
Yeah, I already know.
**[21:16] Olivia**
Mr. Leon.
**[21:20] Olivia**
Please...
**[21:23] Olivia**
Please save Angie.
**[21:25] Leon**
I will. That's my job.
**[21:30] Hertrude**
It's time.
**[21:32] Hertrude**
I'll show you how we'll overturn
our difference in strength...
**[21:42] Hertrude**
The power of the Principality.
***SIGN*** Trapped in a Dating Sim
**[23:25] Leon**
I like those key chains sold as souvenirs.
**[23:27] Olivia**
What are you talking about?
**[23:28] Leon**
I'm tempted by wooden swords,
but they take up so much space.
**[23:31] Olivia**
Wooden swords? Wait, why wooden swords?
**[23:33] Olivia**
Uh, um... Next time, "What I Can Do Now."
**[23:37] Olivia**
Now I'm curious! Tell me!
# E11 - What I Can Do Now
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN5X9V/what-i-can-do-now)
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**[00:03] Olivia**
Mr. Leon.
**[00:05] Olivia**
Please...
**[00:08] Olivia**
Please save Angie.
**[00:10] Leon**
I will. That's my job.
***SIGN*** Trapped in
***SIGN*** a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** Trapped in
a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** What I Can Do Now
**[01:55] Leon**
Let's go, Luxion.
**[01:57] Luxion**
Angelica is inside that ship.
**[01:59] Luxion**
Princess Hertrude appears to be with her.
**[02:02] Leon**
In the game, the princess had a magic flute.
**[02:06] Leon**
We'll take the magic flute
while we're rescuing Angie.
**[02:09] Leon**
Let's force our way through.
**[02:10] Luxion**
Ready when you are.
**[02:13] Leon**
Take this!
**[02:20] Leon**
See that? That's how strong you and I are!
**[02:23] Leon**
Look at how incredible we
are when we work together!
**[02:26] Luxion**
Work together? I'm doing
most of the work here.
**[02:29] Luxion**
It would be more accurate
to say you're assisting me.
**[02:31] Leon**
Whatever! Let's go on to the next thing!
**[02:34] Luxion**
You really are trash, aren't you?
**[02:36] Leon**
Yahoo!
**[02:40] Chris**
Bartfort, will I ever be like you?
**[02:47] Chris**
Boys, let's do whatever it
takes to protect the ship!
**[02:50] All**
Yeah!
**[02:53] Student A**
They're coming!
**[02:54] Deirdre**
Calm down and take your positions.
**[02:57] Girl**
They're charging us!
**[02:59] Girl**
Mr. Chris!
**[03:01] Chris**
We made a promise to Bartfort.
**[03:03] Chris**
We won't let this ship fall!
**[03:05] Deirdre**
Barriers up!
**[03:08] Deirdre**
Prepare to intercept.
**[03:10] Deirdre**
Scatter them!
**[03:14] Soldier**
Ship spotted at nine o'clock.
**[03:16] Hertrude**
What is it?
**[03:17] Soldier**
It appears to be an air bike.
**[03:20] Angelica**
Schwert...
**[03:26] Angelica**
Leon...
**[03:34] Hertrude**
Bring me my magic flute again.
**[03:35] Maid**
Yes, ma'am.
**[03:36] Angelica**
*You fool. You're such a fool.*
**[03:39] Angelica**
*You would've been strong enough to flee.*
**[03:52] Chris**
They're coming. Intercept them!
**[03:55] Hertrude**
How foolish. Resisting will
only make it more painful.
**[03:59] Angelica**
Silence. The nobles of the kingdom
are descended from adventurers.
**[04:03] Angelica**
They're far stronger than you think.
**[04:05] Angelica**
They don't give up easily, either.
**[04:11] Angelica**
They're showing some backbone,
just like you wanted.
**[04:14] Angelica**
The one leading the charge is one of the
kingdom's most distinguished knights,
**[04:18] Angelica**
Leon Fou Bartfort.
**[04:20] Hertrude**
Bartfort...
**[04:25] Gelatt**
They certainly don't give up easily.
**[04:27] Gelatt**
But it all ends here.
**[04:30] Gelatt**
They'll be within range of our cannons soon.
**[04:34] Gelatt**
We'll send them all falling,
including the monsters.
**[04:39] Hertrude**
Gelatt, you're going to use the
monsters I control as bait?
**[04:43] Gelatt**
We can easily get our hands on
as many monsters as we need.
**[04:48] Angelica**
*Leon... Livia...*
**[04:52] Luxion**
I'm surprised.
**[04:53] Leon**
About what?
**[04:55] Luxion**
The academy's students,
especially the male students.
**[04:58] Luxion**
They're putting up a good
fight against the monsters.
**[05:01] Luxion**
I expected them to struggle more.
**[05:04] Leon**
The kingdom's nobles are strong
to begin with because they're
**[05:07] Leon**
descended from adventurers.
**[05:09] Leon**
They train all the time
so girls will marry them.
**[05:13] Leon**
If they're serious about finding wives,
**[05:15] Leon**
they become stalwart warriors
by the time they graduate.
**[05:19] Luxion**
The results are touching.
**[05:21] Boy A**
Take this!
**[05:23] Boy B**
We'll handle this. We'll do whatever
it takes to protect the girls!
**[05:27] Girl**
Another wave is coming!
**[05:28] Girl**
Make the barrier thicker!
**[05:30] Deirdre**
Out of the way.
**[05:31] Girl**
Ms. Deirdre!
**[05:33] Deirdre**
Rose Hurricane!
**[05:38] Deirdre**
I shall blow away these foul monsters.
**[05:43] Girl**
Something smells nice.
**[05:45] Girl**
Do I smell roses?
**[05:50] Chris**
Ignore the small ones.
**[05:52] Chris**
Let the guys on the ship handle
the rest while we do our job.
**[05:56] All**
Right!
**[06:00] Olivia**
Are you all right?
**[06:01] Crew**
Y-Yeah. I've never seen healing magic before.
**[06:06] Crew**
And you nobles don't disappoint.
**[06:10] Crew**
You're all so courageous.
**[06:18] Student**
They're firing on us!
**[06:23] Boy**
They're pointing their cannons at us.
**[06:25] Boy**
Are they going to blast their monsters, too?
**[06:27] Girl**
No!
**[06:28] Girl**
What should we do?
**[06:29] Girl**
We can't block that!
**[06:32] Olivia**
N-No!
**[06:35] Chris**
Damn it.
**[06:37] Student**
They're coming!
**[06:39] Olivia**
*No.*
**[06:40] Boy**
Damn!
**[06:43] Olivia**
*No!*
**[06:47] Olivia**
*No!*
**[06:50] Olivia**
No!
**[07:03] Olivia**
*I need to do what I can do now!*
**[07:14] Boy**
Th-The monsters...
**[07:16] Girl**
Amazing.
**[07:17] Girl**
Has she always been a student?
**[07:18] Deirdre**
No wonder you got a scholarship.
**[07:21] Deirdre**
Your magical talent is on another level.
**[07:27] Olivia**
*Go, Mr. Leon. I'll protect the ship.*
**[07:32] Luxion**
So that's the Saint. How marvelous.
**[07:36] Leon**
I'm surprised, too.
**[07:38] Leon**
She lacks the Saint's key items,
but she's still so powerful.
**[07:42] Luxion**
It's the product of her studying.
**[07:44] Luxion**
She put honest effort into
studying while at the academy.
**[07:47] Luxion**
It's what she gained from meeting you.
**[07:50] Luxion**
She had time to study
because you protected her.
**[07:57] Leon**
As long as it wasn't for nothing.
**[08:00] Luxion**
This is a good opportunity for us.
**[08:01] Luxion**
We can charge in without
worrying about our rear.
**[08:04] Leon**
Yeah. Ms. Olivia created
this precious window for us.
**[08:08] Leon**
I won't waste it.
**[08:10] Luxion**
Selecting the shortest route.
Try not to fall off.
**[08:16] Leon**
Th-The shortest route?
**[08:18] Leon**
You mean we're going inside its mouth?!
**[08:31] Angelica**
What an uncomfortable ride this ship is.
**[08:33] Angelica**
As if riding a monster
wasn't tasteless enough.
**[08:36] Hertrude**
How could you say that? It's so cute.
**[08:38] Angelica**
Cute *how*?! Are you blind?!
**[08:41] Gelatt**
Your allegedly distinguished
knight leading the charge
**[08:44] Gelatt**
seems to have been eaten by this ship.
**[08:49] Gelatt**
We shall record his name in the
history books of the principality.
**[08:53] Gelatt**
He'll be remembered as the total idiot who
died pointlessly defying the principality alone.
**[09:04] Angelica**
Leon!
**[09:05] Leon**
Get down!
**[09:12] Leon**
Take this, dumbstache!
**[09:17] Leon**
You're coming with me.
This time you'll be our hostage.
**[09:21] Hertrude**
I underestimated you, knight of the kingdom.
**[09:25] Hertrude**
Will you tell me your name?
**[09:30] Leon**
Don't try to buy time.
I'm taking your magic flute, too.
**[09:33] Leon**
You'd better do as I say, or else.
**[09:40] Luxion**
Master, that's a replica.
The maid has the real one.
**[09:45] Luxion**
Permanent hair removal mode on.
**[09:51] Leon**
Too bad, princess.
**[09:56] Angelica**
*A rubber bullet?*
**[09:58] Angelica**
*So he just knocked her unconscious.*
**[10:04] Leon**
All right. Princess, you'll
be coming onto our ship.
**[10:08] Hertrude**
Have it your way.
**[10:11] Angelica**
Leon, what's happening?
**[10:12] Leon**
It's because we took out the
monster beneath the ship.
**[10:15] Leon**
We need to hurry.
**[10:17] Soldier**
The mother ship!
**[10:18] Soldier**
Where is the princess?
**[10:26] Leon**
Hey! Your precious princess is right here!
**[10:30] Leon**
Get out of the way! You'd better
move your asses now, or else!
**[10:34] Solider**
That's playing dirty!
**[10:34] Solider**
Coward!
**[10:35] Solider**
And you call yourself a knight?!
**[10:37] Leon**
Idiots! Take a look in the mirror!
**[10:49] Angelica**
You're unbelievable.
**[10:57] Angelica**
*Thank you, Leon.*
**[11:06] Soldier**
Mr. Gelatt, you're all right!
**[11:10] Gelatt**
What is it?
**[11:11] Solider**
What happened to your mustache?
**[11:13] Gelatt**
Shut up! Prepare for battle!
**[11:16] Soldier**
Yes, sir!
**[11:16] Gelatt**
Damn him.
**[11:29] Leon**
*Ms. Olivia seems pretty wiped out.*
**[11:33] Chris**
Bartfort!
**[11:35] Chris**
The enemy has stopped
attacking. What should we do?
**[11:37] Leon**
All that's left to do is flee back
home with the princess as our hosta—
**[11:42] Gelatt**
All ships, the princess has
sacrificed herself for the principality.
**[11:47] Gelatt**
Launch an all-out attack!
**[11:49] Leon**
Wha—
**[11:50] Chris**
They're telling their own princess to die?
**[11:53] Hertrude**
This won't be enough to stop the principality.
**[11:56] Hertrude**
I can be replaced.
**[12:06] Leon**
What did you do?!
**[12:07] Hertrude**
I released the monsters from my control.
**[12:10] Hertrude**
They'll attack the one
who was controlling them.
**[12:15] Hertrude**
Before long, they'll gather around this ship.
**[12:20] Leon**
* If the battle continues, Ms. Olivia*
* will attempt to use that spell again.*
**[12:25] Leon**
Damn it.
**[12:28] Leon**
Luxion, we need to buy time.
**[12:30] Luxion**
I'm fine with that. I'd follow
you to the ends of the earth.
**[12:34] Angelica**
Leon!
**[12:36] Chris**
Bartfort!
**[12:38] Angelica**
Leon...
**[12:39] Chris**
Positions, everyone!
**[12:41] All**
Yeah!
**[12:42] Mob**
Damn!
**[12:43] Mob**
I can't keep going.
**[12:44] Deirdre**
Quit complaining! Get the injured inside!
**[12:45] ---**
We can't let it end like this!
**[12:49] Angelica**
*What can I do?*
**[12:52] Luxion**
Master, isn't this a few too
many enemies for you to handle?
**[12:55] Leon**
Shut up!
**[12:57] Angelica**
*For the kingdom.*
**[12:59] Leon**
Piece of shit!
**[13:01] Angelica**
*For Leon.*
**[13:14] Angelica**
Are these Fire Lances?
**[13:17] Angelica**
But I've never been able
to cast this spell before.
**[13:23] Angelica**
Incinerate my—no, Leon's enemies!
**[13:30] Leon**
*Angie...*
**[13:32] Angelica**
*Leon!*
**[13:35] Angelica**
Livia!
**[13:36] Angelica**
You fiend!
**[13:39] Angelica**
Livia, what are you doing? Get out of here!
**[13:42] Olivia**
A-Angie...
**[13:45] Angelica**
Did you expend too much magic power?
**[13:50] Olivia**
I wanted to be useful.
**[13:53] Olivia**
All I've ever done is hold
you and Mr. Leon back.
**[14:01] Olivia**
I wanted you two to acknowledge me.
**[14:04] Olivia**
I wanted us to become real friends.
**[14:08] Olivia**
So I tried my best.
**[14:10] Angelica**
Idiot! You did plenty!
**[14:14] Angelica**
You've never held us back.
**[14:18] Olivia**
Angie...
**[14:23] Angelica**
You fool. I'll give you all
the acknowledgment you want.
**[14:31] Angelica**
You're my dear friend, Livia.
**[14:43] Olivia**
Angie...
**[14:46] Angelica**
*You fool, Livia...*
**[15:09] Angelica**
*It's no use.*
**[15:11] Angelica**
* If I'd known this would happen,*
* I would've told them how I felt sooner.*
**[15:17] Angelica**
*Livia...*
**[15:18] Angelica**
*Father...*
**[15:20] Angelica**
*Brother...*
**[15:21] Angelica**
*Your Highness...*
**[15:27] Angelica**
*I see... I...*
**[15:32] Angelica**
Be a good friend to Livia, Leon.
**[15:43] Angelica**
Livia...
**[15:44] Angelica**
You fool! It's too dangerous! Run!
**[15:47] Olivia**
No!
**[15:49] Angelica**
Don't do this! That's enough!
**[15:50] Olivia**
No! You...
**[15:54] Olivia**
You're important to me, too, Angie!
**[15:56] Angelica**
Y-You fool! You'll fall, too!
**[16:00] Olivia**
But... But you said we were friends.
**[16:05] Olivia**
You're important to me, too!
**[16:10] Angelica**
You fool. That's a terrible reason.
**[16:14] Olivia**
I don't care if it makes me a fool.
**[16:17] Olivia**
As long as we can be friends.
**[16:20] Olivia**
As long as we can be together.
**[16:24] Angelica**
Livia...
**[16:33] Angelica**
Livia!
**[16:37] Angelica**
Livia!
**[16:40] Angelica**
Livia!
**[16:51] Olivia**
*I knew it.*
**[16:53] Olivia**
*I knew Mr. Leon would come save me.*
**[17:01] Leon**
Shit. She looks so damn relieved.
**[17:05] Leon**
Luxion, handle the piloting.
**[17:07] Luxion**
I'll match her relative speed. Hold on tight.
**[17:11] Luxion**
Now's the time to be overprotective.
**[17:14] Leon**
Oh, shut up.
**[17:24] Leon**
You're all right now. I'll get you to
the ship, so don't worry, Ms. Olivia.
**[17:31] Olivia**
It's Livia.
**[17:32] Leon**
L-Listen...
**[17:34] Olivia**
It's Livia! Why won't you call me "Livia"?
**[17:38] Olivia**
Do you hate me now?
**[17:40] Olivia**
Please don't call me "Ms. Olivia"!
**[17:45] Leon**
You can't be with me.
**[17:47] Leon**
You should find a better man to be with.
**[17:50] Olivia**
Why are you talking about other men?
**[17:53] Leon**
We just can't, Ms. Olivia.
**[17:55] Leon**
There are guys who would be a better match
for you, like handsome or wealthy men.
**[18:00] Olivia**
You're calling me Ms. Olivia again.
**[18:02] Olivia**
I don't care about that!
**[18:04] Leon**
I'm telling you...
**[18:09] Leon**
There's...
**[18:10] Leon**
There's Prince Julius!
**[18:12] Olivia**
I hate him. He made Angie cry.
**[18:15] Leon**
Then how about Jilk?
**[18:16] Olivia**
He's rotten on the inside.
**[18:18] Leon**
Brad!
**[18:18] Olivia**
A narcissist!
**[18:19] Leon**
Greg!
**[18:20] Olivia**
A meathead!
**[18:21] Leon**
Chris!
**[18:21] Olivia**
Needy!
**[18:23] Olivia**
I don't want anyone else.
**[18:25] Olivia**
I want to be with you, Mr. Leon.
**[18:27] Olivia**
I want to have fun with you and
Angie again, like we used to.
**[18:32] Leon**
But that's not good for you.
**[18:35] Olivia**
I want to be with you!
**[18:37] Leon**
What's so great about me? I'm just a mo—
**[18:40] Olivia**
I, Livia, am in love with you, Mr. Leon.
**[18:44] Olivia**
That's all there is to it.
**[18:47] Olivia**
I love you!
**[18:59] Luxion**
Going up, Master.
**[19:02] Leon**
Uh, sure.
**[19:07] Leon**
*I don't know what the right answer is.*
**[19:09] Leon**
* As far as this world is concerned,*
* it might be wrong, but...*
**[19:15] Leon**
Hold on tight, L-Livia.
**[19:24] Olivia**
Okay.
**[19:30] Leon**
My clothes are so thick,
I can't feel anything!
**[19:35] Luxion**
I custom-made your suit so it'd be
highly resistant to external pressure.
**[19:40] Leon**
I should've expected that from you!
**[19:46] Angelica**
Leon! Livia!
**[19:48] Olivia**
Angie!
**[19:49] Angelica**
You fool! I was so worried about you!
**[19:53] Olivia**
I'm sorry.
**[19:55] Angelica**
I'm glad you're all right.
**[20:00] Leon**
Luxion.
**[20:01] Luxion**
Sorry it took so long. It's finally arrived.
**[20:11] Student**
What's that ship?
**[20:13] Student**
Is it an enemy ship?
**[20:14] Angelica**
That's the *Partner*.
**[20:17] Crew**
New ship spotted. 700-meter class.
**[20:21] Luxion**
Forward cannons taking aim at two warships.
**[20:24] Luxion**
Fire away.
**[20:29] Gelatt**
Wh-What just happened?
**[20:31] Crew**
Enemy cannon fire. They've
destroyed our protective barrier.
**[20:34] Gelatt**
Wha—
**[20:36] Gelatt**
First he took my mustache,
now he's taking my fleet?
**[20:41] Leon**
All right. We'll rescue everyone
while acting as a shield
**[20:44] Leon**
between the passenger ship and the fleet.
**[20:46] Luxion**
Roger that.
**[20:52] Chris**
Bartfort, can you fight?
**[20:54] Leon**
I'll show them who they
tried to pick a fight with.
**[20:57] Leon**
I'll teach the dumbasses of the principality
just how terrifying I can be.
**[21:02] Luxion**
Your personality is totally twisted.
**[21:04] Angelica**
Leon, the rest is up to you.
**[21:06] Olivia**
Promise you'll come back.
**[21:09] Leon**
Luxion, get me my large rifle and blade.
**[21:12] Luxion**
Opening container one.
**[21:17] Leon**
Now, let's go shatter their will to fight.
**[21:21] Luxion**
You truly are a villain, Master.
**[21:25] Gelatt**
Another Armor!
**[21:27] Crew**
S-Sir, we must retreat.
**[21:30] Gelatt**
Don't be stupid! They've taken
the princess and the magic flute.
**[21:33] Gelatt**
To top it all off, we lost to a child.
**[21:35] Gelatt**
You think we can just leave now?
**[21:38] Crew**
B-But...
**[21:40] Gelatt**
A-Ah, right. We still have you.
**[21:45] Gelatt**
The principality's most powerful hero,
Sir Vandel the Black Knight.
***SIGN*** Trapped in a Dating Sim
**[23:25] Leon**
The Black Knight is a cool nickname.
**[23:28] Olivia**
Shall we come up with a
nickname for you, Mr. Leon?
**[23:30] Angelica**
At the rate you're going, it should
be the "Black-Hearted Knight."
**[23:32] Leon**
That's so mean.
**[23:33] Leon**
Next time, "No Matter How Tough
the World of Otome Games Is."
**[23:37] Leon**
You're breaking my heart here.
# E12 - No Matter How Tough the World of Otome Games Is
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ4Q85/no-matter-how-tough-the-world-of-otome-games-is)
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**[00:03] Leon**
All right, who's next?
**[00:10] Enemy Soldier**
*Damn it! How's he so fast?*
**[00:12] Leon**
I wonder!
**[00:16] Luxion**
The *Partner* will begin
rescuing passengers now.
**[00:24] Chris**
Prioritize the injured!
Everyone is to evacuate!
**[00:27] Deirdre**
Well fought, everyone! Now hurry!
**[00:30] Leon**
This has been one crazy school trip.
**[00:33] Leon**
Once everyone's aboard the *Partner*,
send it away from the battlefield.
**[00:45] Luxion**
Master, a new enemy has appeared.
**[00:48] Luxion**
It's a black Armor.
**[00:49] Luxion**
I believe it's an elite enemy troop.
**[00:51] Leon**
Black Armor?
**[00:53] Leon**
Could it be...
**[00:56] Leon**
The Black Knight?
***SIGN*** Trapped in
***SIGN*** a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** Trapped in
a Dating Sim
***SIGN*** No Matter How Tough
the World of Otome Games Is
**[02:33] Hertrude**
Vandel! But why?
**[02:35] Angelica**
The Black Knight showed up here?
**[02:39] Olivia**
Who is this Black Knight?
**[02:41] Angelica**
A knight of the principality who's been
feared since before we were born.
**[02:46] Angelica**
He single-handedly sank dozens
of the kingdom's warships.
**[02:50] Olivia**
Is it possible for Mr. Leon to
defeat such a powerful knight?
**[02:56] Luxion**
Activating drones.
**[03:06] Leon**
This guy must be using cheats.
**[03:08] Luxion**
His Armor is far superior
to any we've faced so far.
**[03:13] Leon**
This is gonna be tough.
**[03:18] Leon**
Can't dodge this!
**[03:19] Vandel**
Pointless.
**[03:25] Vandel**
You're so young.
**[03:27] Vandel**
You can barely handle those
weapons you're using.
**[03:29] Leon**
Luxion, stow the rifle and blade.
**[03:33] Luxion**
What will you use next?
**[03:36] Leon**
My bare hands.
**[03:40] Duchy Knight**
You fool!
**[03:42] Leon**
Who's the fool?
**[03:44] Luxion**
Impact.
**[03:47] Luxion**
Master, behind you.
**[03:50] Vandel**
Begone.
**[03:58] Chris**
Is that the Black Knight?
**[04:01] Chris**
Marie, I'm sorry. This is the end.
**[04:06] Leon**
Damn it!
**[04:10] Chris**
He can still fight?
**[04:12] Leon**
Jeez.
**[04:14] Leon**
Nobody told me he could
pierce Arroganz's armor.
**[04:17] Luxion**
Armor performance down 30%.
**[04:19] Luxion**
Strain on pilot increasing.
**[04:21] Luxion**
I recommend we withdraw.
**[04:23] Leon**
No way.
**[04:24] Luxion**
This is what you get for not
taking the lives of your enemies.
**[04:28] Luxion**
They've been forced into a position
where they can't retreat.
**[04:32] Leon**
Rub it in, why don't you?
**[04:34] Vandel**
Boy, you'll rue being born in the kingdom.
**[04:38] Leon**
Normally, I totally would've run by now, but...
**[04:42] (Flashback) Angelica**
Leon, the rest is up to you.
**[04:45] (Flashback) Olivia**
Promise you'll come back.
**[04:49] Luxion**
Requesting permission to utilize main ship.
**[04:51] Leon**
Denied. We'd end up killing the Black Knight.
**[04:55] Luxion**
I don't understand you.
**[05:04] Leon**
Don't underestimate Arroganz's toughness!
**[05:07] Leon**
My Armor is leagues better than his!
**[05:09] Luxion**
And his piloting skills are
leagues better than yours.
**[05:20] Vandel**
I mustn't lose to a knight of the kingdom.
**[05:25] Leon**
You must be pretty old, right?
**[05:28] Leon**
Why are you so determined to fight?
**[05:30] Vandel**
Because it's my duty.
**[05:33] Leon**
Your duty?
**[05:36] Vandel**
As a knight of the principality,
I fight for the principality.
**[05:42] Vandel**
I am simply fulfilling my duty.
**[05:46] Vandel**
That's what it means to live.
**[05:50] Leon**
For the most part, I agree.
**[05:52] Leon**
But...
**[05:55] Leon**
For the present moment, even if it means
acting beyond my responsibilities,
**[05:58] Leon**
I'm gonna do what I want to do!
**[06:00] Vandel**
You think you can stop me?
**[06:02] Leon**
Yeah, I'll beat you!
**[06:05] Leon**
*Damn! I fell for a classic move!*
**[06:14] Vandel**
What?
**[06:16] Vandel**
Have you thrown the battle?
**[06:18] Leon**
No, I win.
**[06:24] Vandel**
What? How is it still moving?
**[06:31] Leon**
Arroganz is part of Luxion.
**[06:34] Leon**
And I'm proud to say I purchased
Luxion as a microtransaction.
**[06:40] Leon**
It's over. Surrender.
**[06:43] Vandel**
No. Kill me.
**[06:46] Leon**
I'm trying to kill as few people as possible.
**[06:49] Vandel**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[06:52] Luxion**
Master, the *Partner* has brought the
surrounding area under control.
**[06:57] Leon**
Nice work. I knew you could do it.
**[07:05] Leon**
Seriously? What a sore loser.
**[07:09] Galett**
I have no choice but to erase everything.
**[07:12] Galett**
It's the only way to make sure
I don't go down in history
**[07:15] Galett**
as an incompetent and beardless
man who lost to a child.
**[07:19] Angelica**
What is that light?
**[07:21] Hertrude**
It's a special signal flare.
**[07:24] Hertrude**
It's far superior to even my own magic
for simply gathering monsters.
**[07:28] Galett**
Come, monsters!
**[07:31] Galett**
Destroy it all!
**[07:38] Leon**
It's quite a magnificent sight to
see so many of them in one place.
**[07:41] Vandel**
Unfortunately, it seems you've no choice
but to be destroyed along with us.
**[07:46] Leon**
Luxion, you've got this, right?
**[07:49] Luxion**
Is it finally my turn to do something?
**[08:10] Hertrude**
I-I don't believe it.
**[08:12] Vandel**
What's happening?
**[08:15] Leon**
You're not the only ones who
had an ace up their sleeve.
**[08:20] Leon**
Once you've returned to
your principality, make sure
**[08:23] Leon**
you tell them just how strong the kingdom is.
**[08:26] Vandel**
You're not going to take my head as a trophy?
**[08:29] Leon**
Who needs an old man's head?
Talk about creepy.
**[08:32] Leon**
Oh, but I will be taking your sword.
**[08:36] Vandel**
Boy, someday your naïveté
will be your undoing.
**[08:40] Vandel**
Don't forget that.
**[08:41] Leon**
Huh?
**[08:46] Leon**
You sure do talk big for someone
who was spared by my kindness.
**[08:51] Leon**
Looks like you don't get it, old man.
**[08:54] Vandel**
What?!
**[08:56] Leon**
You're already finished.
**[08:59] Leon**
Don't you get it? You lost to a civilian ship.
**[09:03] Leon**
One carrying students, no less.
**[09:06] Leon**
But you were defeated by us.
**[09:08] Leon**
Do you know what that means?
**[09:11] Vandel**
You continue to insult me, you vile—
**[09:14] Leon**
A bunch of grown-ass men fought their
hardest against some children and lost.
**[09:18] Leon**
Do you really think there
will be a next time for you?
**[09:23] Leon**
Look, old man, just retire already.
**[09:26] Leon**
In fact, retiring is your only choice.
**[09:28] Leon**
Your era has ended.
Thank you for your service.
**[09:33] Vandel**
You fiend! Are you telling
us to live with our shame?!
**[09:38] Leon**
Don't losers have to do what
winners tell them to do?
**[09:42] Leon**
Yeah, keep on living, even if it's in disgrace.
**[09:50] Galett**
Baron Bartfort, please have mercy.
**[09:55] Leon**
I don't know.
**[09:58] Leon**
I think I'll take any Armors that still work,
**[10:00] Leon**
and warships and airships
that are still in good shape.
**[10:05] Leon**
The rest are floating hunks of stone.
**[10:07] Leon**
I'll break down any non-mobile airships
and take every last bit of them, too.
**[10:12] Luxion**
This is more like you, Master.
How absolutely heartless.
**[10:16] Leon**
Right? I kind of like this side of me, too.
**[10:20] Galett**
W-Wait! Perhaps we should hold official
negotiations between our nations...
**[10:26] Leon**
Why should I have to make
any concessions when we won?
**[10:29] Galett**
But...
**[10:31] Leon**
Right?
**[10:32] Galett**
But...
**[10:34] Leon**
Right?
**[10:36] Galett**
Y-Yes, sir.
**[10:41] Luxion**
Master, it would have been easy for my
main ship to defeat the Black Knight.
**[10:47] Luxion**
Why did you bother fighting him?
**[10:50] Leon**
Because you would've vaporized
them in an instant.
**[10:53] Leon**
But what happens after that?
**[10:55] Luxion**
The world would perceive you as a threat.
**[10:59] Luxion**
Not just the principality, but the kingdom
would probably act on it, too.
**[11:03] Leon**
Right? That sounds like a pain in the ass.
**[11:06] Leon**
I'm already doing more than I should.
**[11:08] Leon**
After all, I'm...
**[11:10] Luxion**
A mob character, right?
**[11:13] Leon**
That's right.
**[11:16] Leon**
What's this about?
**[11:18] Leon**
This is my room. Let me in.
**[11:21] Leon**
I'm sleepy.
**[11:24] Luxion**
Master, the two of them are in your room.
**[11:27] Leon**
Huh?
**[11:39] Leon**
*What a precious sight.*
**[11:43] Leon**
*But...*
**[11:47] Leon**
You should've told me they were sleeping!
**[11:49] Leon**
Angie's dad is gonna kill me!
**[11:51] Luxion**
They fell asleep while waiting for you.
**[11:54] Luxion**
They must have been tired.
**[11:56] Chris**
Bartfort.
**[11:58] Leon**
Chris.
**[12:00] Leon**
What do you want? You'd better
not challenge me to another duel.
**[12:03] Leon**
I'm exhausted.
**[12:04] Chris**
You defeated the Black Knight.
I'm surely beneath your notice.
**[12:10] Chris**
But someday, I will catch up to you.
**[12:13] Chris**
You are my goal.
**[12:19] Leon**
Right, then. Like we did with the sky pirates,
**[12:22] Leon**
I'm gonna force him to take
credit for this incident.
**[12:26] Angelica**
Study abroad?
**[12:27] Angelica**
Are you sure you're not
being too soft on them?
**[12:30] Angelica**
Princess Hertrude invaded our nation.
**[12:33] Gilbert**
More importantly, how is Leon doing?
**[12:36] Angelica**
H-How is he...
**[12:39] Gilbert**
He's been quite successful.
**[12:41] Gilbert**
We can't have him marrying the wrong person.
**[12:45] Angelica**
He has no romantic prospects.
**[12:47] Angelica**
The girls never liked him to begin with.
**[12:49] Gilbert**
That's what I don't understand.
**[12:51] Gilbert**
How does a knight who continues
to be promoted single-handedly
**[12:53] Gilbert**
receive no attention from the girls?
**[12:58] Leon**
Ah, this is paradise.
**[13:06] Olivia**
It's so tasty.
**[13:08] Angelica**
If you like cookies, I'll have some
brought in from my favorite shop.
**[13:12] Leon**
Tell me about the shop.
**[13:14] Angelica**
No. I'm sure you'd buy their entire stock.
**[13:17] Leon**
Aw, come on. All I'd do is eat their most
popular products in front of the girls.
**[13:22] Leon**
Or maybe hand them out to girls on diets.
**[13:24] Angelica**
Don't.
**[13:25] Olivia**
No. You mustn't. Bad!
**[13:29] Angelica**
More importantly, Leon, you let Chris take
credit for defeating the Black Knight.
**[13:34] Olivia**
You did?
**[13:36] Leon**
Ladies, that was a highly
sophisticated political decision.
**[13:43] Angelica**
Regarding Chris's family, the Arclights?
**[13:46] Angelica**
True, this incident will force them
to accept him back into the family.
**[13:50] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, you really are a kind man after all.
**[13:53] Leon**
Yeah, of course I am.
**[13:55] Luxion**
Isn't that nice, Master?
**[13:58] Olivia**
U-Um, there's something I've
been wondering about.
**[14:02] Angelica**
What is that thing?
**[14:03] Leon**
Oh, uh...
**[14:06] Leon**
This is Luxion, my familiar.
**[14:08] Luxion**
I provide support for my master.
**[14:11] Luxion**
I am not the product of
magic, but rather science.
**[14:14] Luxion**
I am an artificial intelligence with—
**[14:16] Luxion**
Please don't touch my lens.
**[14:19] Angelica**
It's rather charming.
**[14:21] Olivia**
You're so cute, Lux.
**[14:23] Luxion**
Lux?
**[14:24] Leon**
Aw, what a nice nickname, Lux.
**[14:29] Luxion**
If you have time to tease me, perhaps
you should worry about yourself instead.
**[14:35] Leon**
What do you mean?
**[14:37] Luxion**
Those five appear to be plotting something.
**[14:45] Marie**
Huh?
**[14:47] Kyle**
What is this?
**[14:48] Julius**
We will challenge Bartfort with this.
**[14:51] Julius**
We'll defeat him and move forward.
**[14:54] Marie**
How did you make this?
**[14:57] Julius**
We gathered together the parts and
spent sleepless nights working on it.
**[15:01] Julius**
The materials cost a mere 500,000 dia.
**[15:05] Marie**
*They blew 500,000 dia on this piece of junk?*
**[15:08] Marie**
*They must be crazy.*
**[15:11] Student**
I can't believe they're having a rematch.
**[15:11] Student**
Handmade Armor, huh?
**[15:13] Student**
This time the prince and his crew will win.
**[15:13] Student**
They pulled all-nighters building it together.
**[15:15] Angelica**
I've had just about enough of the prince.
**[15:17] Angelica**
I feel sorry for Leon.
**[15:19] Olivia**
I hope Mr. Leon doesn't get hurt.
**[15:22] Olivia**
The award ceremony is tomorrow.
**[15:25] Leon**
Don't meddle in their relationship
with Marie if they win, huh?
**[15:30] Leon**
What do they think our previous duel was for?
**[15:33] Luxion**
Why didn't you refuse to duel them?
**[15:35] Leon**
I figured I'd lose to them.
**[15:38] Luxion**
Lose? But why?
**[15:40] Leon**
If they're so desperate to be
with Marie, then I'll let them.
**[15:44] Leon**
When I thought about it, I realized
Livia was too good for them.
**[15:49] Luxion**
Took you long enough.
**[15:51] Leon**
There's no such thing as too late.
**[15:55] Greg**
You're sure you're okay with me piloting it?
**[15:57] Brad**
I hate to admit it, but I can't beat him.
**[15:59] Chris**
I'm only good with swords. I can't do it.
**[16:01] Jilk**
We're trusting you with all our hopes.
**[16:04] Julius**
You've got the best chance of doing it.
**[16:06] Julius**
Get out there and beat Bartfort.
**[16:08] Greg**
Sure thing!
**[16:11] Luxion**
Their friendship is so refreshing.
**[16:14] Leon**
They sure do like to rub it in, don't they?
**[16:16] Leon**
Now, let's go lose.
**[16:21] Ref**
Begin!
**[16:26] Greg**
What's wrong, Bartfort?
**[16:28] Greg**
Hit me with everything you've got!
**[16:30] Leon**
Wow, you're all fired up.
Are you a hot-blooded guy?
**[16:34] Luxion**
Master, please tell Greg to
exit his Armor immediately.
**[16:37] Luxion**
That junkpile is about to explode.
**[16:40] Leon**
What? No way.
**[16:41] Luxion**
The interior was assembled haphazardly.
**[16:43] Luxion**
Internal temperatures are abnormally high.
**[16:45] Luxion**
I can only say I'm impressed it's
moving at all given the circumstances.
**[16:48] Leon**
So it's out of control, huh?
**[16:51] Leon**
Hey, there's something wrong with your Armor!
**[16:54] Leon**
Get out of it!
**[16:55] Greg**
You're trying to trick me, aren't you?
**[16:57] Leon**
No, listen to me!
**[16:59] Student**
Go!
**[17:00] Student**
You can do it!
**[17:01] Student**
Get him!
**[17:01] Leon**
Damn it. Ref, stop the fight!
**[17:03] Leon**
There's something wrong with his Armor!
**[17:05] Ref**
Bartfort, you disgrace yourself.
**[17:08] Ref**
Why can't you face their feelings head-on?
**[17:11] Leon**
Don't be absurd! Why don't you start
by facing my words head-on, huh?
**[17:14] Luxion**
You reap what you sow.
**[17:16] Luxion**
You make things difficult for yourself
by behaving terribly all the time.
**[17:19] Leon**
Whatever. Help me figure
out how to deal with this.
**[17:21] Luxion**
Analysis complete.
**[17:23] Luxion**
We can destroy the Armor
without causing an explosion.
**[17:25] Leon**
Destroy it? You're kidding, right?
**[17:28] Leon**
Even I'd feel bad about that!
**[17:29] Greg**
Keep your head in the fight!
**[17:30] Luxion**
Then the Armor will explode, killing Greg.
**[17:33] Leon**
Hey!
**[17:33] Julius**
Go on, Greg!
**[17:35] Jilk**
That's it!
**[17:36] Brad**
He's driving him back!
**[17:37] Chris**
Show him how strong you are!
**[17:39] Greg**
This is the end!
**[17:41] Luxion**
Master, we're out of time.
**[17:43] Leon**
You guys suck for making me do this!
**[17:48] Luxion**
Impact.
**[17:55] Leon**
I'm so done.
**[17:59] Brad**
Greg!
**[17:59] Ref**
Bartfort wins.
**[18:00] Jilk**
Again?
**[18:01] Chris**
I suppose I'm not surprised.
**[18:03] Julius**
Next time we'll beat him.
**[18:05] Marie**
No! My 500,000 dia!
**[18:11] Leon**
I didn't want to break it, but everyone
keeps treating me like trash.
**[18:17] Raymond**
Come on, pull yourself together.
**[18:20] Daniel**
You'll ruin the ceremony.
**[18:22] Leon**
Why are we in full dress, anyway?
**[18:24] Leon**
This award ceremony is just for
**[18:26] Leon**
handing out participation awards to the
students who fought the principality, right?
**[18:30] Daniel**
What? Nobody told you?
**[18:33] Raymond**
You're being awarded a real
distinguished service medal
**[18:35] Raymond**
for capturing the principality's princess.
**[18:38] Leon**
Huh?
**[18:39] Angelica**
Leon, what are you doing?
**[18:41] Angelica**
The ceremony is starting.
**[18:44] Leon**
No! I don't wanna go!
**[18:46] Angelica**
Hurry it up. My father and
brother are in attendance.
**[18:50] Angelica**
I want to properly introduce you to them.
**[18:52] Leon**
Introduce me? Why?
**[18:54] Angelica**
B-Because...
**[18:56] Angelica**
Never mind. Just hurry up.
**[19:04] Leon**
*This is a dream.*
**[19:07] Leon**
* When I wake up, I'll be*
* at the entrance ceremony*
**[19:09] Leon**
*marking the start of my life at the academy.*
**[19:10] Leon**
* While whining about how*
* hard it is to find a wife,*
**[19:13] Leon**
* I'll study the way of tea under*
* my master and buy a new tea set.*
**[19:18] Lucas**
Leon Fou Bartfort, for
your meritorious deeds,
**[19:23] Lucas**
you are granted the title of viscount.
**[19:25] Lucas**
This distinguished service award comes with
recommendations from the royal family,
**[19:29] Lucas**
the Redgrave family, the Field family,
the Seberg family, the Arclight family,
**[19:34] Lucas**
the Atlee family, and the Roseblade family.
**[19:39] Lucas**
Do not forget to be
grateful on this occasion.
**[19:42] Leon**
*I can't do that! Not even for you, Master!*
**[19:50] Marie**
* What does he think he's doing?*
* He's just a mob character.*
**[19:54] Marie**
*You just watch.*
**[19:55] Marie**
* I'll acquire the Saint's remaining items*
* and completely become the protagonist!*
**[20:02] Leon**
I can't be a viscount.
**[20:05] Leon**
I was supposed to live a carefree
life as a back country baronet.
**[20:16] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, you were wonderful.
**[20:19] Leon**
Livia...
**[20:20] Olivia**
U-Um...
**[20:22] Leon**
Y-Yes?
**[20:24] Olivia**
You've been avoiding me, haven't you?
**[20:27] Leon**
I just... didn't know what to say to you.
**[20:36] Olivia**
I know this may be an inconvenience for you,
**[20:40] Olivia**
but I meant what I said then.
**[20:44] Leon**
It's no inconvenience at all. I just...
**[20:49] Olivia**
Someday, I hope you'll tell me your answer.
**[20:53] Leon**
Livia...
**[20:58] Olivia**
Come on. Angie's waiting for us.
**[21:03] Leon**
*Maybe it's time for me to steel my resolve.*
**[21:12] Leon**
* I may be a mob character,*
* but I still want to be with them.*
**[21:15] Leon**
* No matter how tough the*
* world of otome games is...*
**[21:22] Luxion**
Master, you and Marie are quite similar.
**[21:25] Leon**
Huh?
**[21:26] Luxion**
Both of you used knowledge
from your previous lives
**[21:30] Luxion**
to get close to the protagonist
and romantic interests.
**[21:32] Luxion**
From my perspective, you're the same.
**[21:36] Leon**
You think I'm the same as Marie?
**[21:38] Luxion**
As far as I'm concerned,
it's a trivial matter.
**[21:41] Luxion**
Go ahead and be as friendly with
Olivia and Angelica as you'd like.
**[21:45] Leon**
How do you expect me to do
that after what you've said?
**[21:48] Luxion**
Your indecisiveness brought
about this undesired result.
**[21:54] Luxion**
Though you could also say it's
what I'd expect from you.
**[21:56] Olivia**
Mr. Leon, hurry.
**[21:58] Angelica**
How long are you going to make us wait?
**[22:01] Leon**
I wish I had a more
pure-hearted, honest partner.
**[22:04] Luxion**
I could say the same thing, Master.
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