Train to the End of the World
In a seemingly ordinary rural town, something strange is happening to the residents. But Shizuru Chikura is more concerned for her missing friend. Determined to find her, Shizuru and three other girls board an abandoned train and travel to the outside world, unsure if they’ll make it back alive. As they venture toward the unknown, the question looms: What awaits them at the final stop?
- Season 1
- E1 - I'll Be Going Now
- E2 - Suppose, Maybe, Presumably
- E3 - Short, Happy, and Easy
- E4 - Why Are You Hiding Your Butt?
- E5 - I'll Be Reduced to Bones
- E6 - Was What I Said That Awful?
- E7 - A Zombie That Laughs Is No Zombie at All
- E8 - Isn't That Bad Karma?
- E9 - More Boring Than I Thought
- E10 - A True Symbol of Rebellion and Decadence
- E11 - Maybe She's a Lost Cause...
- E12 - Recap ~So Far on Train to the End of the World~
- E13 - What Was Normal Again?
Season 1
E1 - I'll Be Going Now
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[00:27] Group
Congratulations!
[00:41] Pontaro
Welcome to the 7G Network Launch Ceremony!
[00:44] Pontaro
You're none other than the
77,777th person here!
SIGN Congrats on Being 77,777th
[00:48] Pontaro
Tell us your name!
[00:49] Yoka
Huh?
[00:49] Yoka
A-Ah...
[00:52] Yoka
Nakatomi Yoka.
[00:54] Pontaro
Welcome, Yoka-san!
[00:56] Pontaro
I'm the head of the Spread 7G Worldwide
Committee, Poison Pontaro!
[01:01] Pontaro
Yoka-san, what do you expect from 7G,
which will connect the world at record speed?
[01:08] Yoka
What do I expect?
[01:09] Pontaro
Yes!
[01:10] Pontaro
Instant communication and contact
with anyone, anywhere!
[01:13] Pontaro
That's the magic of the new
technology that is 7G!
[01:15] Pontaro
We couldn't catch up at all for 5G!
[01:17] Pontaro
Totally late to the game with 6G!
[01:19] Pontaro
But now, we'll reclaim our
national honor with 7G!
[01:22] Pontaro
There were those who opposed us!
[01:24] Pontaro
Smear campaigns, even!
[01:26] Pontaro
But we didn't back down in the face
of their baseless fake news!
[01:29] Pontaro
All the world's leading technologies,
crammed, stuffed, and hammered into 7G!
[01:33] Pontaro
Tap directly into the thoughts in your brain
for an omni-device approach!
[01:37] Pontaro
Thoughts, instantly broadcast!
Visions, instantly made real!
[01:39] Pontaro
Harness the very power of God, only with...
[01:42] Pontaro
7G!
[01:43] Yoka
Um, can I leave—
[01:46] Pontaro
Without further ado...
[01:47] Pontaro
Let us all be witnesses!
[01:49] Pontaro
For this historic moment
paving the way to tomorrow!
[01:52] Pontaro
Five!
[01:53] Group
Four!
[01:55] Group
Three!
[01:56] Group
Two!
[01:58] Group
One!
[01:59] Pontaro
Open the...
[02:01] Group
Future!
[02:06] Pontaro
Open the future!
[02:36] Pontaro
What the hell?!
SIGN Train to the End of the World
SIGN About 2 Years Later
[04:16] Iguchi
Shizuru.
SIGN Agano Station
SIGN Episode 1 I'll Be Going Now
[04:18] Iguchi
Are you even thinking about your future?
SIGN Career Path Survey
SIGN Year 2 - Chikura Shizuru
SIGN 1st Pref.
SIGN 2nd Pref.
SIGN 3rd Pref.
SIGN 4th Pref.
SIGN Higher Ed.
Employment
Other
SIGN Higher Ed.
Employment
Other
SIGN Higher Ed.
Employment
Other
SIGN Higher Ed.
Employment
Other
SIGN Look for her
SIGN Look for her
SIGN Look for her
SIGN Look for her
[04:22] Iguchi
Do you really think I'd accept
these ridiculous answers?
[04:25] Iguchi
Besides, it's already been two years—
[04:29] Iguchi
Sorry.
[04:31] Nadeshiko
This is an Agano Station District broadcast.
[04:35] Nadeshiko
The Black Leopard caravan will be
arriving soon at Agano-juku-mae.
[04:40] Nadeshiko
Please gather if you have packages to send
or receive or wish to make any purchases.
[04:49] Masaharu
Oh?
[04:50] Masaharu
If it isn't Kazuyo-san and Granny Oito.
[04:52] Oito
Why, we ran into each other by the bridge.
[04:55] Masaharu
I thought you two got into a fight
over some burlap sacks.
[04:59] Kazuyo
That's all behind us now.
[05:01] Oito
And have you made up with
Kikko-chan yet, Masaharu?
[05:04] Masaharu
Well, not exactly.
[05:06] Kazuyo
Moaned about her cooking again, I'm sure.
[05:08] Oito
Don't complain when she's the one making it.
[05:11] Masaharu
You say that, but I'm a bear,
and she's a muntjac.
[05:14] Masaharu
Our tastes are night and day now.
[05:16] Kazuyo
Tastes?
[05:17] Kazuyo
How small-minded.
[05:19] Masaharu
Am not!
[05:20] Kazuyo
In the end, it's just food.
[05:22] Oito
That's right.
[05:23] Oito
Agano got off easy with animals.
[05:25] Oito
Why, I hear there are places
where everyone turned into trees.
[05:29] Masaharu
Trees?
[05:29] Kazuyo
The ones covering the mountains!
[05:31] Oito
We're lucky to be animals who can move!
[05:33] Masaharu
You think?
[05:34] Masaharu
As a bear, I get hungry so quickly.
[05:36] Kazuyo
If only you had turned
into a tree, Masaharu.
[05:39] Kazuyo
Or a rock, or a mushroom,
or a horsehair worm.
[05:41] Masaharu
Wow, that's harsh.
[05:42] Oito
Once you get used to it,
life as an animal isn't so bad.
[05:45] Masaharu
I mean, sure.
[05:47] Masaharu
I've spent two years as a bear.
[05:49] Masaharu
I'm used to it by now.
[05:50] Kazuyo
That's right.
[05:51] Kazuyo
Atsushi just turned into an aye-aye,
and he still hasn't gotten over it.
[05:55] Masaharu
That was Atsushi I saw
roaming around at night?
[05:58] Masaharu
He's that age already, huh?
[06:01] Kazuyo
He said he'd have left Agano
if he'd known this would happen.
[06:04] Oito
He can leave all he wants, but Agano folk
will always turn into birds or beasts.
[06:08] Kazuyo
Oh, right.
[06:09] Kazuyo
Even if you leave, you're still stuck
turning into an animal, huh?
[06:12] Masaharu
That reminds me.
[06:13] Masaharu
Remember the kid who went missing
before the 7G incident?
[06:15] Kazuyo
I wonder what she's up to now.
[06:18] Kazuyo
I think that Chikura girl
is still looking for her.
[06:20] Masaharu
It'd be one thing if she were in Agano,
[06:22] Masaharu
but what if she turned into an animal
in an unfamiliar place, all alone?
[06:26] Kazuyo
What else can you do but adapt?
[06:27] Masaharu
Ugh.
[06:28] Masaharu
At least we don't have to pay for
health insurance or pensions anymore.
[06:32] Oito
It's not like there are even any clinics left,
[06:35] Oito
and all that fussy bureaucracy's
a thing of the past now.
[06:38] Kazuyo
If you go all the way out to Inariyama Park,
[06:39] Kazuyo
you can find a really good doctor in the area.
[06:42] Kazuyo
Or so I hear, anyway.
[06:44] Masaharu
Not happening!
[06:45] Masaharu
Who knows how many years
you'd waste trying to get out there.
[06:48] Oito
Or whether you can even make it there alive.
[06:51] Masaharu
Also, you don't even know whether
they're a human doctor or not.
[06:54] Kazuyo
A human doctor, you say?
[06:56] Masaharu
They might be a doctor who treats humans.
[06:58] Masaharu
Or a doctor who's still a human.
[07:00] Kazuyo
Oh, you mean they might treat humans
but not be human anymore?
[07:03] Kazuyo
Or they can't treat humans,
but they happen to be in human form?
[07:07] Kazuyo
That skilled doctor
in Inariyama Park, that is.
[07:10] Akira
Is that like that "poop that
tastes like curry" thing?
[07:12] Reimi
That's so gross, Akira.
[07:13] Akira
Huh?
[07:14] Akira
I'm just asking a metaphysical question here.
[07:16] Reimi
The heck's that mean?
[07:17] Oito
You girls.
[07:19] Oito
Are you going on about curry and
whatnot because you're hungry?
[07:22] Oito
If you don't mind crickets,
I'm happy to share some of mine.
[07:25] Reimi
No, thank you!
[07:26] Akira
There's nothing wrong with
eating bugs nowadays.
[07:28] Reimi
No way! They're not cute!
[07:29] Akira
I heard that they're nutritious.
[07:31] Reimi
Nutrition's not the issue!
[07:33] Reimi
Since the incident, we get a huge
rice harvest six times a year,
[07:36] Reimi
not to mention bitter melon,
so I get plenty of calories.
[07:38] Reimi
What I really need
is cuteness and adventure!
[07:40] Akira
Ugh, here comes the rampant escapism.
[07:43] Akira
Or is it just excessive optimism?
Head in the clouds?
[07:45] Reimi
I know exactly what you're
trying to say, Akira.
[07:48] Reimi
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
[07:50] Akira
Bingo!
[07:51] Reimi
You make me so mad!
[07:52] Akira
Learn more words.
[07:55] Nadeshiko
Don't resort to fighting, no matter what!
[07:58] Reimi
Akira started it!
[07:58] Nadeshiko
No! Bad!
[08:01] Akira
You got yelled at!
[08:03] Akira
You got yelled at by Nadeko-chan!
[08:04] Nadeshiko
That goes for you too, Akira-chan!
[08:07] Akira
Okay.
[08:08] Nadeshiko
There.
[08:09] Nadeshiko
Good girl, Akira-chan.
[08:11] Nadeshiko
You're a good girl too, Reimi-chan.
[08:12] Masaharu
They sure are late.
[08:14] Masaharu
Hey, Nadeko-chan.
[08:15] Masaharu
Don't you think the Black Leopard
caravan is awfully late?
[08:18] Kazuyo
I'll say. We've been waiting all this time.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN FROM:
Black Leopard Delivery
SUB: Delivery Notice
Thank you for your
continued business.
We will arrive shortly
[08:20] Nadeshiko
I received a message on my PHS,
[08:22] Nadeshiko
which should mean they're pretty close.
[08:24] Akira
What if everyone from Black
Leopard got wiped out?
[08:27] Reimi
That'd be bad!
[08:28] Reimi
My mook is supposed to arrive today.
[08:30] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan's not here, either.
[08:32] Reimi
You're right. That's new.
[08:34] Akira
Doesn't she have her career consultation
with Iguchi-sensei today?
[08:37] Reimi
Oh, career stuff, huh?
[08:39] Akira
Not that there's any point to discussing it.
[08:41] Oito
What a sad thing to say.
[08:43] Akira
Come now.
[08:44] Akira
There's nothing sad about it.
[08:46] Akira
Just cold, hard facts.
[08:47] Kazuyo
Oh? Is that Zenjiro-san I spot?
[08:50] Akira
A scenic hallmark of Agano.
[08:52] Kazuyo
He used to be so tall and handsome.
[08:54] Kazuyo
But when he came back
to Agano two years ago,
[08:56] Kazuyo
he'd become unable to say anything
other than "choo-choo."
[08:59] Akira
The weird thing about Zenjiro-san
is that he managed to stay human.
[09:03] Akira
Everyone else in Agano turns into an animal
[09:06] Akira
when they turn 21 years
and three months old.
[09:09] Nadeshiko
Now that you mention it...
[09:10] Reimi
That's right.
[09:11] Reimi
We'll eventually turn into
some sort of animal, too.
[09:16] Nadeshiko
And you can't pick which one.
[09:18] Masaharu
Sure are late...
[09:19] Kazuyo
There you go again.
[09:20] Masaharu
Can you blame me?
[09:21] Masaharu
I might be able to eat meat
for the first time in so long!
[09:24] Nadeshiko
Do you prefer eating meat, then?
[09:27] Nadeshiko
Over rice, sweet potatoes, and bitter melon?
[09:29] Masaharu
Well, duh!
[09:30] Masaharu
Meat is so good.
[09:32] Masaharu
I'd love me some meat.
[09:33] Masaharu
A steak, tender and bloody rare...
[09:36] Masaharu
No, super rare.
[09:38] Masaharu
Hell, I'd chomp down on some raw meat!
[09:41] Masaharu
Wait...
[09:51] Shizuru
Hey, now!
[09:52] Shizuru
You greedy little sun bear!
[09:54] Masaharu
Huh? What was I just...
[09:56] Shizuru
Masa-san, that's no good!
[09:57] Shizuru
You went total bear mode just now.
[09:59] Masaharu
Wait, really? No joke?
[10:01] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, how was your
meeting after school?
[10:03] Shizuru
Huh? Meeting?
[10:04] Shizuru
Oh, it was totally no big deal.
[10:06] Nadeshiko
He asked you about your career path, right?
[10:08] Shizuru
Yeah, he asked what I wanted to do,
[10:10] Shizuru
so I said, "look for her,"
and he gave me a lecture.
[10:13] Akira
By "her," you mean...
[10:31] Shizuru
They're here.
[10:47] Neko
Sorry we're late!
[10:50] Masaharu
Taka-san, you're hogging all of it?!
[10:52] Taka
First come, first served!
[10:54] Oito
Nothing but meat on the brain. How childish.
[10:56] Neko
Looks like another bumper harvest for Agano.
[10:58] Neko
I'm real grateful.
[10:59] Shizuru
How was it, Neko-nii?
[11:00] Shizuru
Did you hear anything?
[11:01] Neko
Nope, another bust this time.
[11:04] Shizuru
Oh...
[11:05] Shizuru
What about rumors?
[11:06] Shizuru
Like new faces in town, or people leaving.
[11:09] Shizuru
Any rumors like that?
[11:11] Neko
Nope, none that I heard.
[11:14] Neko
Not many settlements are equipped
for outside communication,
[11:17] Neko
so you'd expect news to bubble up
quickly if anyone new appeared.
[11:20] Neko
How about you?
[11:21] Shizuru
Nothing to report here in Agano.
[11:23] Shizuru
I'm out patrolling every day, too.
[11:25] Neko
I see...
[11:26] Neko
You three.
[11:27] Neko
I finally found the things you asked for.
[11:29] Reimi
Yes!
[11:29] Reimi
My NeriAli mook!
[11:31] Akira
You know that's a secondhand copy?
[11:33] Reimi
I'll take what I can get.
[11:34] Reimi
It's not like they put out
new books anymore.
[11:37] Nadeshiko
Wow, I'm surprised you found that.
[11:39] Nadeshiko
An Alice in Nerima Land, um...
SIGN Alice in Nerima Land
Official Fanbook
[11:41] Reimi
It's a mook.
[11:42] Reimi
This takes me back!
[11:44] Reimi
Up until the 7G incident, it aired every
Thursday night at 12:30 on Teletama.
SIGN Episode 1
Down the Escalator to Dark Nerima
SIGN Episode 2
Su-chan's Demise
[11:50] Akira
I laughed at all the surreal poisons.
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN The Arrival of Chaos,
Emperor of Terror
SIGN Episode 4
SIGN Encounter with the
Horsehair Worm Man
[11:52] Reimi
Such an adorable, romantic story.
[11:54] Nadeshiko
Are you talking about the same show?
[11:56] Group
Yeah.
[11:57] Shizuru
Hey, listen, Neko-san.
[11:58] Shizuru
Please let me work with you!
[12:00] Neko
Huh? Not a chance.
[12:02] Neko
Nothing's going to change my mind.
[12:03] Neko
It's too dangerous.
[12:04] Shizuru
I'm a 2-dan in Agano jiu-jitsu, you know.
[12:09] Neko
After the 7G incident,
Bear was the first one to fall.
[12:13] Neko
Pelican, Kangaroo, and Hikyaku
followed, one after another.
[12:17] Neko
We keep going because we're
the only delivery company left,
[12:20] Neko
but that could change at any time.
[12:23] Neko
I'll make sure to tell you
if I find out anything.
[12:26] Neko
So just be patient.
[12:27] Neko
Just like how I found that book,
[12:29] Neko
maybe things will just work out eventually.
[12:32] Shizuru
"Maybe"?
[12:33] Shizuru
Don't talk your way out of this!
[12:37] Shizuru
Dang it. Neko-san's a tough one.
[12:39] Nadeshiko
There they go.
[12:40] Reimi
Another month of waiting...
[12:42] Akira
Or more, depending on how things go.
[12:45] Akira
Huh?
[12:45] Akira
Nadeko-chan, you bought something?
[12:47] Akira
What is it?
[12:48] Nadeshiko
Oh, this?
[12:49] Nadeshiko
It's a sweet myrtle flower shrub.
[12:51] Reimi
Sweet what?
[12:52] Reimi
Let me see.
[12:53] Shizuru
Why flowers?
[12:55] Shizuru
Will it even grow here?
[12:56] Shizuru
The only things that grow in Agano are rice,
barleywheat, and bitter melon.
[13:00] Nadeshiko
Yeah.
[13:01] Nadeshiko
But I really wanted some sweet myrtle
for some reason.
[13:04] Nadeshiko
I wonder why I suddenly wanted it.
[13:07] Nadeshiko
What could the reason be?
[13:08] Reimi
Don't ask us.
[13:10] Akira
Sweet myrtle?
[13:11] Akira
Huh? I think, in the past...
[13:13] Reimi
So what'd you buy, Akira?
[13:14] Akira
The Book of Black Magic by Tatsuhiko.
[13:17] Reimi
Tatsuhiko?
[13:18] Akira
The only Tatsuhiko it could be
is Shibusawa Tatsuhiko!
[13:21] Reimi
That's not true.
[13:24] Akira
What's up, Shizuru-chan?
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[13:26] Nadeshiko
There are still places
that publish newspapers?
[13:28] Reimi
"Diamond Gates Amplified Further," it says.
[13:31] Reimi
What's that mean?
[13:32] Nadeshiko
Wait, is that...
[13:33] Reimi
What now?
[13:34] Nadeshiko
Yoka-chan!
[13:35] Reimi
Huh? No way.
[13:37] Reimi
Yoka-chan! That's Yoka-chan!
[13:39] Akira
Huh? You mean our Yoka-chan?
[13:41] Reimi
What other Yoka-chan could it be?
[13:43] Reimi
Whoa, what's going on?
[13:44] Reimi
When was this photo taken?
[13:45] Nadeshiko
It says last month.
[13:46] Reimi
For real?
[13:47] Reimi
I don't believe it!
[13:48] Shizuru
What's she doing in Ikebukuro?
[13:51] Shizuru
I need to tell Grandma Koyuki!
[13:53] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan!
[13:56] Shizuru
On that day two years ago,
the world changed entirely.
[14:02] Shizuru
The distance between train stations,
and between towns,
[14:05] Shizuru
suddenly grew to impossible lengths.
[14:07] Shizuru
And it wasn't just the geography.
[14:08] Shizuru
All the people and living things
completely changed.
[14:12] Shizuru
In Agano, all the grown-ups
turned into animals.
[14:16] Shizuru
And while they can still reason like humans,
[14:19] Shizuru
I get the feeling that they'll
fully turn into animals eventually.
[14:24] Shizuru
But it could be a lot worse
than it is in Agano.
SIGN Koyuki
Yoka
SIGN Nakatomi
[14:29] Shizuru
Grandma!
[14:30] Shizuru
Grandma Koyuki!
[14:31] Shizuru
Look!
[14:46] Shizuru
It took everyone by surprise at first.
[14:49] Shizuru
Shock from being turned into weird animals,
[14:51] Shizuru
as well as anger and utter despair.
[14:54] Shizuru
A number of folks formed a survey team
and ventured outside Agano.
[14:59] Shizuru
Half of them got cold feet
and came running back.
[15:02] Shizuru
The other half never returned.
[15:04] Nadeshiko
Grandma Koyuki was crying.
[15:06] Reimi
I mean, she did find out that
her only grandchild is alive.
[15:10] Reimi
They must be tears of joy.
[15:11] Nadeshiko
That makes sense.
[15:12] Reimi
Grandma Koyuki's not getting
any younger, either.
[15:14] Akira
Guinea pigs die after five or six years.
[15:17] Reimi
Huh?
[15:17] Reimi
Why would you say that, Akira?
[15:20] Akira
You brought up her age, Reimi!
[15:22] Reimi
Learn to have some sympathy!
[15:23] Akira
I was trying to teach you something!
[15:24] Nadeshiko
Play nice!
[15:27] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan!
[15:30] Reimi
Got you!
[15:39] Shizuru
I'm home.
[15:42] Shizuru
They say these phenomena were caused
by the 7G network going haywire.
[15:48] Shizuru
That said, no one knows how
to change it all back.
[15:51] Shizuru
Or, well, I feel like no one really wants to.
[15:57] Shizuru's Mother
Welcome home.
[15:58] Shizuru
I'm back.
[15:59] Shizuru's Mother
I made dinner.
[16:01] Shizuru's Mother
I wish it wasn't just the
usual bitter melon and rice.
[16:03] Shizuru's Mother
Make sure you heat it up first.
[16:05] Shizuru
Yeah, thanks.
[16:06] Shizuru
7G is to thank, or maybe to blame,
for the fact that we barely get electricity.
[16:12] Shizuru
We don't get TV or internet,
but we can use PHS over short distances.
[16:17] Shizuru
The fridge works, but the breaker trips
with both the fridge and microwave running.
[16:22] Shizuru
We can't use energy as much
as we want, like we used to.
[16:26] Shizuru
Heck, I'm not even sure if this is electricity.
[16:29] Shizuru
It's more like an energy similar to
electricity that runs along the rails.
[16:37] (Flashback) Yoka
I see now.
[16:38] (Flashback) Yoka
So that's what you're like, Shizuru.
[16:41] (Flashback) Shizuru
Huh?
[16:42] (Flashback) Shizuru
What's that supposed to mean?
[16:44] (Flashback) Shizuru
I could say the same about you, Yoka!
[16:46] (Flashback) Yoka
That's right.
[16:48] (Flashback) Yoka
This is how I am.
[16:51] (Flashback) Yoka
Sorry!
[16:53] (Flashback) Shizuru
What are you sorry about?!
[16:54] (Flashback) Shizuru
I don't care about you anymore, Yoka!
[16:59] Shizuru
What did she mean, that's what I'm like?
[17:02] Shizuru
That was the last time I saw Yoka.
[17:05] Shizuru
We haven't met since,
[17:06] Shizuru
and I've had no luck searching for her.
[17:09] Shizuru
No wonder I couldn't find her.
She's in Ikebukuro!
[17:12] Shizuru
I was sure she had to be near Agano.
[17:15] Shizuru
I spent two whole years looking for her!
[17:17] Shizuru
Sheesh!
[17:19] Shizuru
Pochi-san.
[17:21] Shizuru
Pochi-san, I wonder why you didn't turn human.
[17:25] Shizuru
All the human grown-ups turn into animals,
[17:28] Shizuru
so it wouldn't be weird if you turned human.
[17:31] Shizuru
It all makes sense.
[17:32] Shizuru
If Yoka was nearby,
you would have let me know.
[17:36] Shizuru
Since she's your owner.
[17:38] Shizuru
How come I never noticed?
[17:43] Shizuru
Good evening.
[17:45] Group
Hello there.
[17:51] Shizuru
What's the matter, Zenjiro-san?
[17:53] Shizuru
It's dangerous to be on the tracks.
[17:55] Shizuru
Let's head back.
[17:56] Zenjiro
C-Cap...
[17:59] Shizuru
Cap?
[18:04] Shizuru
What?
[18:06] Shizuru
Is this string from a cap?
[18:08] Shizuru
Pochi-san, do you recognize this?
[18:12] Shizuru
What? You do?
[18:14] Shizuru
Hey!
[18:15] Shizuru
Zenjiro-san, that's dangerous!
[18:28] Shizuru
Is there something inside?
[18:47] Shizuru
Yeah, yeah.
[18:47] Shizuru
Here's your choo-choo cap.
[18:50] Zenjiro
That damn rotten dunghead Pontaro!
[18:52] Zenjiro
How many times did I tell him
to give up on 7G?
[18:55] Zenjiro
There's no way anyone
would adopt that standard!
[18:56] Shizuru
What?!
[18:57] Zenjiro
Ignoring the many researchers who warned
that it threatened the laws of physics!
[19:02] Zenjiro
Blindly accepting only the unreliable data
from those who sought to profit!
[19:05] Zenjiro
Instead of being happy with the worst,
why'd you have to insist on the double worst?
[19:08] Zenjiro
You no-good piece of living waste!
[19:09] Zenjiro
Not only did you get in my way,
[19:11] Zenjiro
you even wibble-wobbled me
with wibble-wobble surgery!
[19:13] Zenjiro
You incorrigible, sly scoundrel!
[19:16] Zenjiro
But just you wait!
[19:17] Zenjiro
I'll make sure I put an end to 7G!
[19:19] Zenjiro
I won't let you take over Ikebukuro!
[19:21] Shizuru
Wait, did you say "Ikebukuro"?
[19:23] Zenjiro
I sure did.
[19:24] Zenjiro
I can't leave Ikebukuro alone like this!
[19:25] Zenjiro
I must stop him immediately!
[19:27] Zenjiro
It looks like I, Taira Zenjiro, am left with
no choice but to ride this 2000 series—
[19:30] Zenjiro
Well, no, that's...
[19:33] Zenjiro
You're Chikura Shizuru, aren't you?
[19:35] Zenjiro
I once saw you get stuck in a ditch...
[19:37] Shizuru
Never mind that!
[19:38] Shizuru
More importantly, how do you
ride this 2000 whatever?
[19:40] Shizuru
Can you drive this thing, Zenjiro-san?
[19:43] Zenjiro
Can I drive this thing?
[19:45] Zenjiro
Of course—
[19:49] Shizuru
What?!
[19:50] Shizuru
Wait, why?!
[19:51] Shizuru
Let's try this again!
[19:53] Shizuru
Why?!
[19:54] Shizuru
One more time!
[19:56] Shizuru
Ah, jeez!
[20:00] Shizuru
What the heck?
[20:02] Shizuru
The cap doesn't turn you back? Really?
[20:05] Shizuru
Hey, you.
[20:07] Shizuru's Mother
I see.
[20:09] Shizuru's Mother
Do your best to stay safe out there.
[20:10] Shizuru
Thanks, Mom.
[20:13] Shizuru
I'll be going.
[20:14] Shizuru's Mother
If you happen to meet an arrogant wolverine,
[20:16] Shizuru's Mother
tell him to snap out of it
and come back home.
[20:20] Shizuru
Okay.
[20:21] Shizuru
I'll make sure I tell Dad.
[20:23] Iguchi
Hoshi Nadeshiko.
[20:24] Nadeshiko
Here.
[20:25] Iguchi
Kuga Reimi.
[20:26] Reimi
Here.
[20:26] Iguchi
Shinonome Akira.
[20:28] Akira
Here.
[20:28] Iguchi
Nakatomi Yoka... is taking an absence.
[20:31] Iguchi
Chikura Shizuru.
[20:32] Iguchi
Shizuru's out again?
[20:35] Iguchi
None of you know what Shizuru's up to?
[20:37] Nadeshiko
When I ran into her two nights ago,
she said she solved the mystery of the cap.
[20:41] Nadeshiko
She was running with Pochi-san
by Agano-juku-mae.
[20:44] Akira
What mystery?
[20:45] Akira
Wait, what's she ditching class to do?
[20:47] Reimi
Delinquency?
[20:48] Reimi
Is Shizuru-chan turning into a delinquent?
[20:50] Iguchi
There's really no point to
delinquent conduct out here,
[20:52] Iguchi
so there's no need to worry about that.
[20:57] Shizuru
Iguchi-sensei, thank you
for everything you've done.
[20:59] Shizuru
I'm dropping out of school!
[21:00] Group
What?!
[21:03] Shizuru
Check, check, check.
[21:04] Shizuru
Check, check, check, check.
[21:06] Zenjiro
Check!
[21:07] Zenjiro
I can't go with you, because reasons,
but it looks like you'll be just fine.
[21:10] Zenjiro
Go out there and see the world
ravaged by 7G with your own eyes!
[21:13] Zenjiro
I look forward to hearing back from you.
[21:15] Zenjiro
And remember, the most important
thing for survival is—
[21:18] Shizuru
Ah, right in the middle of talking again!
[21:21] Shizuru
Well, it's all good.
[21:22] Shizuru
I got the gist of it.
[21:23] Reimi
Not good!
[21:24] Nadeshiko
It's not good!
[21:24] Akira
Not good at all!
[21:25] Shizuru
Whoa, you scared me!
[21:26] Nadeshiko
Don't give me that, Shizuru-chan!
[21:28] Reimi
You're dropping out of school?
[21:30] Shizuru
Yeah.
[21:31] Shizuru
Take care of everyone.
[21:32] Shizuru
I'll be going now.
[21:33] Akira
Huh? Where?
[21:35] Shizuru
Ikebukuro.
[21:37] Reimi
Wait, for real?
[21:38] Nadeshiko
Why all of a sudden?
[21:39] Shizuru
It's not sudden at all.
[21:41] Shizuru
I took the time to prepare.
[21:46] Akira
Whoa! It's leaving!
[21:48] Reimi
Hold on. I'll go too.
[21:49] Reimi
I'll go with you!
[21:50] Group
What?!
[21:51] Nadeshiko
Wait!
[21:52] Akira
Really? Hey! No way!
SIGN 30 Stops Left Until Ikebukuro
E2 - Suppose, Maybe, Presumably
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SIGN Nakatomi Yoka
[00:00] (Flashback) Iguchi
Okay, why don't you introduce yourself?
SIGN Train to the End of the World
SIGN Episode 2 Suppose, Maybe, Presumably
[02:11] Reimi
Wowie!
[02:14] Reimi
Look at all this water!
[02:16] Reimi
Is this the Koma River?
[02:17] Reimi
So this is what the world
outside Agano looks like now!
[02:20] Akira
Carefree, aren't we?
[02:22] Reimi
Hey, now!
[02:23] Reimi
You're such a wet blanket, Akira.
[02:25] Reimi
I know you're excited, deep down.
[02:26] Reimi
You need to show some more emotion!
[02:29] Akira
How could I possibly be excited?
[02:31] Akira
We left without any notice.
[02:32] Akira
And what's with those hands?
[02:34] Akira
Don't do it.
[02:35] Akira
Stay back!
[02:37] Reimi
Tickle, tickle!
[02:39] Nadeshiko
C'mon, you two.
SIGN We're off on a trip, but
we'll be just fine, so
please don't worry about
us.
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SIGN we'll be just fine, so
please don't worry about
us.
It'd be great if you
SIGN please don't worry about
us.
It'd be great if you
could let Reimi-chan and
SIGN us.
It'd be great if you
could let Reimi-chan and
Akira-chan's families
SIGN It'd be great if you
could let Reimi-chan and
Akira-chan's families
know (^^)
[02:45] Reimi
Hey, when are we arriving at Ikebukuro?
[02:47] Reimi
Like, tomorrow?
[02:48] Akira
It's somewhere not even the
Black Leopard caravan can go.
[02:50] Akira
Tomorrow's not happening.
[02:52] Reimi
What?
[02:52] Reimi
But it only took a little
over an hour before.
[02:55] Reimi
I know everything got all stretched out,
[02:57] Reimi
but it can't be that bad now, right?
[02:59] Akira
You're way too optimistic.
[03:00] Akira
It's completely possible that
if we don't take this seriously,
[03:03] Akira
we could succumb to the elements
before ever reaching Ikebukuro.
[03:05] Reimi
Now, hold on.
[03:06] Reimi
Sometimes, you find that
once you actually get going,
[03:09] Reimi
it ends up taking barely any time at all.
[03:11] Reimi
Maybe not one day, but like, three?
[03:13] Akira
Not a chance.
[03:14] Akira
It'll take a whole month, at least.
[03:16] Akira
Maybe more!
[03:17] Reimi
Two weeks!
[03:18] Akira
Three months!
[03:19] Reimi
I know.
[03:20] Reimi
I'm sure Shizuru-chan's
thought about all this.
[03:22] Reimi
Let's ask.
[03:23] Group
Hey, how long's it gonna take?
[03:24] Shizuru
Don't distract me! It's dangerous!
[03:26] Nadeshiko
I mean, Shizuru-chan only
just learned how to drive.
[03:30] Nadeshiko
That must be it.
[03:35] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, aren't we going a little fast?
[03:41] Nadeshiko
I really think this is too fast.
[03:43] Nadeshiko
Can't we go slower?
[03:45] Shizuru
I'm trying.
[03:46] Nadeshiko
What?
[03:47] Shizuru
I'm trying, but it's not slowing down.
[03:49] Group
What?!
[03:52] Reimi
Curve!
[03:53] Akira
Curve, curve!
[03:55] Akira
Curve again!
[03:58] Reimi
Curve, curve, curve!
[04:02] Nadeshiko
Sharp curve!
[04:04] Group
Curve!
[04:16] Akira
I thought I was gonna die.
[04:18] Akira
Now I know what they mean by "memento mori."
[04:20] Nadeshiko
Are we going to be okay, Shizuru-chan?
[04:22] Shizuru
I think so.
[04:24] Shizuru
This looked a lot easier when
Zenjiro-san was teaching me.
[04:29] Nadeshiko
Zenjiro-san?
[04:30] Shizuru
He can go back to normal.
[04:31] Shizuru
But only for five minutes a day.
[04:33] Shizuru
So I had him teach me.
[04:34] Reimi
What?
[04:35] Akira
That's impossible.
[04:36] Shizuru
I swear, I swear.
[04:37] Shizuru
He turned into a hottie, too.
[04:38] Group
A hottie?!
[04:39] Nadeshiko
Lying is bad, Shizuru-chan.
[04:41] Shizuru
I swear it's the truth! Seriously!
[04:42] Shizuru
How else could I have learned
to drive a train?
[04:45] Shizuru
You know Zenjiro-san used to be
an elite railway worker, right?
[04:48] Akira
I thought that was just a rumor.
[04:50] Reimi
So it was true?
[04:51] Nadeshiko
What do you mean, "only for five minutes?"
[04:53] Shizuru
You know how train conductors wear a cap?
[04:55] Shizuru
He turned back when I put it on him.
[04:57] Nadeshiko
Listen to me, Shizuru-chan.
[04:58] Nadeshiko
Lying really is a bad thing to do.
[05:00] Shizuru
I swear, I swear!
[05:02] Shizuru
Swear it on my life!
[05:03] Shizuru
That's how I learned to drive this thing!
[05:05] Shizuru
Trust me!
[05:06] Reimi
Actually, is this really the
right way to Ikebukuro?
[05:09] Reimi
We're not going the wrong way, are we?
[05:11] Akira
Huh?
[05:12] Shizuru
Chichibu's back there, right?
[05:14] Shizuru
That means Ikebukuro's this way.
[05:16] Reimi
Oh, that makes sense.
[05:18] Akira
I see.
[05:19] Reimi
You know, they have model scouts
and butlers in Ikebukuro.
[05:23] Reimi
As well as detectives and murderers.
[05:25] Reimi
If you don't pay attention, you'll be
stabbed, run over, and scammed!
[05:29] Reimi
Spine-tingling, yet stylish!
[05:31] Akira
That's a very distorted view there.
[05:33] Reimi
Make sure you don't get ripped off, either.
[05:35] Akira
What?
[05:35] Akira
Reimi, you've got money?
[05:36] Reimi
Sure do!
[05:37] Reimi
I've been saving up.
[05:39] Reimi
Ah!
[05:39] Shizuru
Nice! How much?
[05:41] Reimi
My piggy bank!
[05:42] Shizuru
Like 20,000 yen?
[05:43] Reimi
Wait, my piggy bank!
[05:45] Nadeshiko
What's wrong, Reimi-chan?
[05:46] Reimi
My piggy bank's back home...
[05:47] Akira
Ah, she left it at home.
[05:49] Reimi
All I've got is 250 yen.
[05:50] Akira
That's rough!
[05:51] Reimi
What about you?
[05:52] Reimi
How much do you have, Akira?
[05:54] Akira
You won't get any personal
information out of me.
[05:56] Reimi
Let me borrow some money!
[05:58] Akira
I'm not loaning any money.
[05:59] Reimi
So cheap!
[06:00] Shizuru
I've got plenty of cash,
so I'll let you borrow some.
[06:03] Reimi
For real?
[06:04] Reimi
Shizuru-chan, my savior!
[06:05] Reimi
How much are we talking?
[06:06] Shizuru
I've got a little over 3,000 yen,
so 1,000 yen or so.
[06:09] Group
That's nothing!
[06:09] Shizuru
No way! It's a lot!
[06:11] Reimi
What do they say in times like these?
[06:12] Reimi
"If you don't have bread,
let them eat snacks?"
[06:14] Nadeshiko
I think that's slightly off.
[06:16] Akira
"You have to crack a few eggs
to make an omelet."
[06:18] Reimi
That's it. Something like that.
[06:19] Akira
No, that's the answer.
[06:20] Reimi
1,250 yen, huh?
[06:22] Reimi
What should I buy with this?
[06:23] Nadeshiko
I think food would come first.
[06:25] Reimi
Oh, I want some boba tea, I think it was?
[06:27] Reimi
Also some shrshuruli, and French toast...
[06:30] Nadeshiko
I meant something more normal.
[06:32] Nadeshiko
Like canned goods, or hardtack.
[06:34] Reimi
Ugh, that's boring.
[06:35] Reimi
Dream a little bigger, Nadeko-chan.
[06:37] Nadeshiko
Well, I mean, we didn't
bring anything with us.
[06:39] Reimi
What?
[06:40] Nadeshiko
We came here straight after school.
[06:42] Reimi
You're right.
[06:44] Reimi
We don't have anything to eat.
[06:46] Shizuru
I brought some food with me.
[06:47] Reimi
Really? Awesome!
[06:48] Nadeshiko
Why?
[06:49] Shizuru
Even I know to prep a little.
[06:51] Akira
Can we see?
[06:52] Shizuru
Yeah, go ahead.
[06:53] Akira
Packing for survival means the
bare necessities, as well as...
[06:57] Akira
What's this?
[06:58] Akira
A meditation paddle?
[06:59] Reimi
Don't you know?
[07:00] Reimi
It's for measuring pasta.
[07:02] Akira
So where's the pasta?
[07:03] Akira
That's Su-chan from NeriAli!
[07:05] Reimi
You're right!
[07:06] Reimi
Why do you have this, Shizuru-chan?
[07:08] Shizuru
Oh, I found it at my house.
[07:09] Akira
Let me see, Nadeko-chan.
[07:10] Reimi
Can I have it? Pretty please?
[07:11] Shizuru
Sure, I don't mi—
[07:12] Akira
I do.
[07:12] Reimi
She gave it to me.
[07:13] Nadeshiko
Stop fighting! Play nice!
SIGN Chicken Noodles
SIGN Tanaka Rice
SIGN Bonito Flakes
SIGN Soybeans
SIGN Kanpyo
SIGN Dashi Base
[07:15] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, this was
the only food in there.
[07:19] Shizuru
Huh?
[07:20] Shizuru
I'm sure I brought more than that.
[07:22] Nadeshiko
As well as those.
[07:23] Shizuru
Oh, the bitter melon?
[07:25] Shizuru
I know it's an Agano specialty,
[07:26] Shizuru
but I'm not a big fan.
[07:30] Shizuru
What's wrong with me?!
[07:32] Shizuru
I got too excited!
[07:32] Shizuru
Or, well, I got a little confused.
[07:34] Akira
Ah, you get like that sometimes.
[07:36] Akira
I guess you could call it tunnel vision.
[07:38] Reimi
It couldn't have been worse timing, really.
[07:40] Nadeshiko
Maybe it would've helped if you'd made a list.
[07:42] Nadeshiko
Um...
[07:44] Nadeshiko
This is everything that we have with us.
[07:48] Shizuru
You know the real problem?
[07:50] Group
The real problem?
[07:51] Shizuru
Undies.
[07:53] Reimi
Really?
[07:54] Akira
Undies...
[07:55] Nadeshiko
Girls shouldn't be saying... that!
[07:57] Shizuru
Underwear, then.
[07:58] Nadeshiko
That's no better!
[07:59] Akira
It's true that we don't know
how long it'll be to Ikebukuro.
[08:03] Reimi
We're stuck in these clothes?
[08:04] Akira
It's said that Isabella, Queen of Castile,
made an oath to pray for victory,
[08:07] Akira
and didn't change her undies
for nine months.
[08:10] Shizuru
You think we'll find Yoka
if I don't change mine?
[08:13] Nadeshiko
Calm down, Shizuru-chan!
[08:14] Shizuru
Huh? Oh.
[08:16] Akira
We can buy some when
we get to Higashi-Agano.
[08:18] Nadeshiko
We'll need to stock up on food, as well.
[08:20] Nadeshiko
Something that'll keep.
[08:22] Reimi
I'm hungry.
[08:23] Reimi
Ow!
[08:23] Akira
Do you have a death wish?
[08:24] Akira
The fat, hungry ones always die first
in survival horror movies.
[08:28] Reimi
I'm not fat!
[08:28] Nadeshiko
Hold on a little bit.
[08:30] Nadeshiko
Just for now.
[08:31] Reimi
Hold on, huh?
[08:32] Reimi
I'm bad at that...
[08:34] Reimi
I bet you were gonna say,
"Reimi sucks at doing that."
[08:37] Akira
Aw, man. You beat me to it.
[08:39] Akira
Now I don't wanna say it.
[08:40] Reimi
Seriously?
[08:41] Nadeshiko
Settle down.
[08:50] Reimi
Are we at Ikebukuro yet?
[08:52] Akira
Are you going to keep asking that?
[08:54] Reimi
What's the problem?
[08:54] Reimi
I'm just curious.
[08:56] Akira
Are you stupid or something?
[08:59] Reimi
That superior attitude
of yours is a real problem.
[09:02] Reimi
Akira the killer sniveler!
[09:04] Akira
I may have been a crybaby,
but that was over ten years ago!
[09:07] Reimi
Hmph!
[09:08] Akira
Flunking monkey Reimi!
[09:09] Reimi
I only got a zero that one time!
[09:11] Reimi
And it was a quiz!
[09:12] Nadeshiko
Cut it out, both of you!
[09:14] Akira
If you hate me so much,
you should have just stayed in Agano!
[09:16] Reimi
I didn't say I hate you!
[09:18] Reimi
Don't put words in my mouth!
[09:18] Nadeshiko
Akira-chan. Reimi-chan.
[09:19] Reimi
You made the choice to ride this train, too!
[09:21] Akira
If you and Nadeko-chan hadn't hopped on,
I wouldn't have come!
[09:24] Nadeshiko
We just got caught up in
the moment back then.
[09:27] Nadeshiko
We all did.
[09:28] Shizuru
You didn't have to come, you know.
[09:33] Shizuru
I was planning to go alone from the start.
[09:38] Reimi
Shizuru-chan, you're always so...
[09:44] Nadeshiko
The bitter melon...
[09:46] Reimi
Is it just me, or is it growing
even faster than usual?
[09:48] Akira
Also, check out this fog.
[09:51] Reimi
Where are we?
[09:52] Akira
Don't tell me we passed Higashi-Agano.
[10:05] Shizuru
Reimi, you have good eyesight, right?
[10:07] Shizuru
Do you see something out there?
[10:09] Reimi
What, are you trying to scare me?
[10:10] Nadeshiko
Out there?
[10:12] Reimi
I don't really see anything...
[10:15] Reimi
Huh?
[10:16] Reimi
What is that?
[10:17] Akira
What?!
[10:18] Reimi
Something's coming this way.
[10:19] Nadeshiko
What do you mean, "something"?
[10:20] Reimi
That's...
[10:21] Akira
It's Komassie!
[10:22] Group
Komassie?
[10:23] Akira
The plesiosaur said to have been living
in the Koma River to this very day!
[10:31] Shizuru
Ah.
[10:32] Shizuru
It's Komassie.
[10:36] Shizuru
It's Komassie...
[10:48] Swan Hermit
Is that a train?
[10:53] Swan Hermit
Who are you folks?
[10:55] Akira
Watch out!
[10:56] Akira
That's gotta be a murderer, here to kill us!
[10:58] Swan Hermit
Indeed!
[10:59] Swan Hermit
They call me the fiercest serial killer
across all of the Koma River...
[11:03] Swan Hermit
Hey! That's a little rude!
[11:08] Shizuru
Um, who are you?
[11:10] Swan Hermit
My name is of little importance!
[11:15] Swan Hermit
Or, well, um... I mean...
[11:18] Swan Hermit
I've been traveling up the Koma River,
jotting down notes and doing research.
[11:22] Swan Hermit
I haven't seen anyone in ages,
so you took me by surprise.
[11:26] Swan Hermit
Anyway, what are you doing here?
[11:28] Shizuru
Um, we're trying to get to Ikebukuro.
[11:31] Swan Hermit
Huh, Ikebukuro?
[11:32] Swan Hermit
Now that's something.
[11:33] Swan Hermit
I'm from Ikebukuro myself.
[11:35] Swan Hermit
I admire your courage—
[11:36] Shizuru
Seriously?!
[11:37] Shizuru
Ikebukuro? That's amazing!
[11:39] Swan Hermit
Naw, it's not a big deal.
[11:41] Shizuru
I've never met anyone from Ikebukuro before!
[11:44] Swan Hermit
Oh, really?
[11:45] Reimi
Do you know Seibu? Tobu?
Naka-Ikebukuro Park?
[11:48] Reimi
The Ikebus? Animate?
[11:49] Akira
Junkudo? Sanseido?
[11:51] Reimi
Also, boba tea!
[11:52] Reimi
What's the hottest café right now?
[11:54] Swan Hermit
Dunno.
[11:55] Reimi
"Dunno"?!
[11:56] Akira
So he has no idea.
[11:58] Swan Hermit
Hold it!
[11:59] Swan Hermit
There's one thing I can
say for sure, probably.
[12:02] Shizuru
What is it?
[12:04] Swan Hermit
After the 7G incident,
[12:06] Swan Hermit
the whole world disappeared, other than
everything along the Seibu Ikebukuro line.
[12:10] Shizuru
What?!
[12:11] Swan Hermit
Or so I suppose, maybe,
as a matter of presumption.
[12:14] Shizuru
Suppose, maybe, presumably?
[12:16] Shizuru
Which is it, then?!
[12:17] Swan Hermit
The fungi to the east tower high overhead,
[12:20] Swan Hermit
brazenly conspiring to subjugate.
[12:22] Swan Hermit
Further yet to the east,
[12:24] Swan Hermit
those in harmony with goats, untrue to their
name, charge recklessly as wild boars!
[12:28] Reimi
So what does that mean?
[12:29] Reimi
What's he saying?
[12:30] Akira
I know what this is.
[12:31] Akira
A poor imitation of a monologue
from absurdist theater.
[12:33] Nadeshiko
Oh, I see.
[12:34] Nadeshiko
Is that why it feels so exaggerated?
[12:36] Shizuru
We should get going.
[12:37] Swan Hermit
Huh?
[12:38] Swan Hermit
Hey, wait, wait! Please!
[12:40] Swan Hermit
My point is, I wouldn't head
toward Ikebukuro if I were you!
[12:44] Shizuru
Why not?
[12:45] Swan Hermit
It's awfully, terribly, unbelievably bad
out there, I hear, supposedly!
[12:49] Shizuru
Or so you presume.
[12:51] Swan Hermit
Yep.
[12:52] Shizuru
Okay, off we go.
[12:53] Swan Hermit
Hey, wait!
[12:55] Swan Hermit
Since you came all this way,
give me something!
[12:57] Swan Hermit
Pretty please!
[13:00] Swan Hermit
I'll give you something good! Real good!
[13:02] Swan Hermit
Let's trade!
[13:03] Shizuru
Something good?
[13:04] Swan Hermit
I drew this map myself.
[13:06] Swan Hermit
It'll totally be helpful.
[13:07] Swan Hermit
I super recommend it.
[13:08] Shizuru
Ah, thanks.
[13:10] Swan Hermit
Also, a word of advice.
[13:11] Swan Hermit
Don't believe anything you hear.
[13:13] Shizuru
Huh?
[13:13] Swan Hermit
Believe only the things
you've confirmed yourself.
[13:16] Swan Hermit
Oh, that doesn't apply to what I say.
[13:18] Shizuru
Myself...
[13:21] Akira
This guy's talking the very
definition of nonsense.
[13:24] Swan Hermit
Ow, that stings!
[13:27] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan.
[13:28] Nadeshiko
Why don't you give him this?
[13:29] Nadeshiko
I think it's your dad's.
[13:30] Nadeshiko
It's not like we need it.
[13:32] Swan Hermit
M-My word!
[13:33] Swan Hermit
That great modern convenience,
a heated tobacco device!
[13:36] Swan Hermit
Well, the cartridge!
[13:37] Shizuru
If you're happy with that, it's yours.
[13:39] Swan Hermit
Thank you! Merci! Grazie! Khop khun kha!
[13:42] Shizuru
You're welcome.
[13:43] Shizuru
Take care, gramps.
[13:45] Swan Hermit
Leave it to me!
[13:46] Swan Hermit
I'll go up the Koma River, studying and
exploring along the Seibu Ikebukuro line,
[13:50] Swan Hermit
solving all the mysteries...
[13:52] Swan Hermit
Wait, hold on.
[13:53] Swan Hermit
Don't call me "gramps"!
[13:55] Swan Hermit
I'm still young!
[13:57] Reimi
He sure was a weirdo.
[13:59] Nadeshiko
It's the first time in a while we've
met a human grown-up, though.
[14:02] Nadeshiko
Other than Neko-san and his crew.
[14:04] Akira
Oh, that's true.
[14:05] Shizuru
He kinda looked like he should
be selling talismans.
[14:08] Reimi
Oh, I can see it.
[14:10] Reimi
The shady and totally bogus ones.
[14:11] Shizuru
That's the first time I've met someone
weirder than Zenjiro-san.
[14:14] Akira
That reminds me.
[14:16] Akira
Why didn't Zenjiro-san come with us?
[14:18] Reimi
Ew. I don't want him here.
[14:20] Reimi
Where would he sleep?
[14:21] Akira
You're being a little too superficial here.
[14:23] Akira
If he was here, we could ask him
all sorts of things.
[14:26] Shizuru
Zenjiro-san said he didn't
want to leave Agano.
[14:28] Shizuru
He couldn't leave.
[14:29] Reimi
Why not?
[14:31] Shizuru
Whenever he tries to leave Agano,
he gets really nasty headaches and vertigo.
[14:35] Shizuru
He said it's because of the
wibble-wobble surgery.
[14:38] Akira
What if it's psychological suggestion?
[14:39] Nadeshiko
Suggestion?
[14:41] Nadeshiko
Like brainwashing or hypnosis?
[14:43] Akira
Yeah.
[14:43] Akira
What if that wibble-wobble state of his
is just a form of suggestion,
[14:47] Akira
and there's no actual basis to any of it?
[14:49] Shizuru
He does have a scar on his forehead, though.
[14:52] Akira
That's true.
[14:54] Reimi
Well, anyway, I'm glad Zenjiro-san's not here.
[14:57] Nadeshiko
Oh, Reimi-chan.
[14:59] Shizuru
Another person would mean
less food for us, too.
[15:02] Nadeshiko
On that note, Shizuru-chan,
why did you decide to go to Ikebukuro?
[15:07] Shizuru
When you come right
out and ask like that...
[15:10] Nadeshiko
It was for Yoka-chan, right?
[15:13] Reimi
Just because you couldn't find her
anywhere near Agano?
[15:15] Akira
Reimi, do you have to say it like that?
[15:17] Reimi
What? It's true.
[15:19] Reimi
Isn't it, Shizuru-chan?
[15:20] Shizuru
Well, yeah.
[15:22] Nadeshiko
Because you saw that photo in the newspaper?
[15:24] Shizuru
Yeah, something like that.
[15:27] Akira
How are you going to find her?
[15:29] Akira
Doesn't seem likely.
[15:30] Reimi
You never know.
[15:31] Reimi
Maybe as soon as we reach Ikebukuro,
[15:33] Reimi
Yoka-chan will come up to us
and go, "Long time no see!"
[15:36] Akira
Yeah, totally.
[15:37] Akira
Wouldn't that be nice.
[15:39] Nadeshiko
You know, Shizuru-chan.
[15:41] Nadeshiko
If you'd left Agano without
saying anything to us,
[15:45] Nadeshiko
you could have ended up making us sad,
just like when Yoka-chan disappeared on you.
[15:51] Shizuru
Oh, huh.
[15:53] Shizuru
I didn't think about that.
[15:55] Shizuru
Sorry.
[15:57] Nadeshiko
Let's have you apologize for one more thing.
[15:59] Shizuru
Huh?
[16:00] Nadeshiko
For suggesting we shouldn't have come along.
[16:06] Shizuru
Sorry.
[16:08] Nadeshiko
Yoka-chan is our friend too, you know.
[16:13] Shizuru
Yeah.
[16:15] Reimi
C'mon, isn't that enough?
[16:17] Shizuru
No, I really am sorry.
[16:18] Shizuru
I wasn't thinking about your feelings.
[16:20] Nadeshiko
As long as you understand now.
[16:22] Reimi
Yep, yep!
[16:23] Reimi
Now that that's settled,
let's head back to Agano.
[16:25] Shizuru
Huh?!
[16:26] Akira
Are you stupid?
[16:27] Nadeshiko
What are you saying, Reimi-chan?
[16:29] Reimi
Huh? We need to prepare properly.
[16:31] Reimi
Clothes, food, blankets, camping gear.
[16:34] Reimi
Oh, wouldn't some scented candles be great?
[16:37] Akira
Oh.
[16:38] Nadeshiko
They would.
[16:39] Reimi
Not getting enough sleep causes stress.
[16:40] Shizuru
Wait, hold on.
[16:42] Shizuru
Go back after coming this far?
[16:43] Shizuru
Isn't that a waste?
[16:44] Nadeshiko
I can't help but worry about
our lack of supplies, though.
[16:48] Akira
Wait, I never agreed
to this trip to begin with.
[16:52] Reimi
When we go back to Agano,
you can stay behind by yourself, then.
[16:55] Akira
I don't want to be all by myself!
[17:07] Zenjiro
Koyuki-san, sorry to make you do all this.
[17:10] Akira
In that case, I want to bring
Prince Takaoka's Travels.
[17:14] Reimi
What's that?
[17:14] Akira
A novel. You wouldn't have heard of it.
[17:16] Reimi
Oh, yeah?
[17:17] Reimi
Then I'm bringing jalapeño chips,
which I know you can't eat.
[17:21] Reimi
They're so good.
[17:22] Nadeshiko
We'll need to submit absence letters, too.
[17:25] Nadeshiko
Or should it be a longer leave of absence?
[17:28] Shizuru
All right! I'm gonna start her up!
[17:43] Reimi
What's going on?
[17:44] Reimi
It wasn't like this before.
[17:47] Akira
The water level's risen.
[17:49] Akira
But why?
[17:49] Shizuru
The map!
[17:50] Shizuru
The one from that shady hermit!
[17:59] Reimi
What's that sound?
[18:04] Akira
Ah, Morse.
[18:05] Akira
This is Morse code.
[18:07] Shizuru
Ah!
[18:07] Shizuru
I forgot I asked Grandma Koyuki!
[18:09] Nadeshiko
To send us Morse code?
[18:10] Shizuru
No, no.
[18:12] Shizuru
Zenjiro-san.
[18:13] Zenjiro
They're not responding!
[18:14] Zenjiro
We promised to contact each other
at 5:00 p.m. every day!
[18:17] Zenjiro
Agano here! Please respond!
[18:22] Shizuru
Huh? What?
[18:24] Shizuru
Dot dash dash?
SIGN Japanese Morse Code
[18:25] Shizuru
A little slower...
[18:27] Shizuru
What was "A" again?
[18:33] Reimi
So fast!
[18:34] Reimi
Is that right?
[18:35] Reimi
You're not just making it up?
[18:36] Akira
Shut up.
[18:40] Zenjiro
"Water level rising"?
[18:41] Zenjiro
Do they mean the Koma River?
[18:43] Akira
"Motor flooding dangerous.
Flee to higher ground."
[18:47] Akira
So he says.
[18:47] Shizuru
What?!
[18:49] Shizuru
Wait, no, which way do we go?
[18:51] Shizuru
We're in trouble!
[18:52] Akira
Hold it.
[18:53] Akira
Spoken verbiage doesn't work here.
[18:54] Akira
Advance or retreat? Please advise.
[18:58] Akira
"GSI surveys say Agano and Higashi-Agano's
elevations choo-choo choo..."
[19:03] Akira
"Choo"?
[19:05] Shizuru
Our five minutes are up!
[19:06] Nadeshiko
What do we do, Shizuru-chan?
[19:26] Shizuru
Forward!
[19:32] Akira
It's coming!
[19:33] Akira
It's right behind us!
[19:34] Nadeshiko
Calm down, calm down!
[19:44] Reimi
Faster!
[19:45] Reimi
Go faster!
[19:46] Shizuru
I'm trying!
[19:56] Shizuru
Forward!
[19:57] Shizuru
Let's go!
[19:58] Shizuru
Move!
[20:20] Shizuru
We can't go back.
[20:23] Reimi
But, well, it's for the best.
[20:25] Akira
How so?
[20:26] Reimi
Now we have to keep going.
[20:28] Nadeshiko
Yeah.
[20:29] Akira
What about those scented candles?
[20:32] Reimi
They can wait until we get to Ikebukuro.
[20:34] Akira
I thought you only had one thousand yen.
[20:35] Reimi
Let me borrow some money.
[20:36] Akira
No.
[20:37] Akira
I'm not loaning any money.
[20:38] Reimi
So stingy!
[20:39] Shizuru
Hey!
[20:41] Shizuru
Are we really going to Ikebukuro?
[20:44] Reimi
Looks like it.
[20:45] Akira
It's our only option now.
[20:47] Nadeshiko
What about you?
[20:50] Shizuru
I'm going.
[20:51] Shizuru
I'll go and find Yoka!
[21:45] Reimi
It's Higashi-Agano!
[21:54] Resident 1
Hey there.
[21:55] Resident 1
Welcome to Higashi-Agano.
[21:57] Reisdent 2
We don't get many visitors here.
[21:59] Resident 3
I'll say.
[22:02] Keiko
Please, feel free to rest a while here.
E3 - Short, Happy, and Easy
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SIGN Nakatomi Yoka
[00:00] (Flashback) Iguchi
Okay, why don't you introduce yourself?
[00:05] (Flashback) Shizuru
Whoops, I forgot.
[00:08] (Flashback) Shizuru
Ah, sorry!
[00:09] (Flashback) Shizuru
I'm sorry.
[00:10] (Flashback) Shizuru
Does it hurt that much?
[00:12] (Flashback) Shizuru
Sorry, sorry.
[00:13] (Flashback) Shizuru
Are you okay?
[00:14] (Flashback) Shizuru
Can you stand?
[00:15] (Flashback) Shizuru
Try standing up.
[00:18] (Flashback) Shizuru
Huh.
[00:19] (Flashback) Shizuru
So that's what your face
looks like, Nakatomi-san.
[00:23] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
Be nice, Shizuru-chan.
[00:24] (Flashback) Reimi
Hey, I'm Reimi.
[00:26] (Flashback) Reimi
Feel free to call me Reimi.
[00:28] (Flashback) Reimi
Wait, that's the same.
[00:29] (Flashback) Akira
Your full name is Flunking Reimi.
[00:31] (Flashback) Reimi
No, it isn't!
[00:32] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
Sorry to frighten you, Nakatomi-san.
[00:34] (Flashback) Shizuru
There's nothing to be scared of.
[00:36] (Flashback) Shizuru
We won't bite.
SIGN Train to the End of the World
[02:15] Nadeshiko
Are you all residents of Higashi-Agano?
SIGN Episode 3 Short, Happy, and Easy
[02:18] Keiko
Yes, we are.
[02:19] Keiko
Is this a train?
[02:21] Nadeshiko
Yes, that's right.
[02:22] Keiko
It's been so long since I've seen one.
[02:24] Keiko
Where, pray tell, are you from?
[02:27] Shizuru
Agano, one stop over.
[02:28] Resident
Agano?
[02:28] Resident
Agano, she says.
[02:29] Resident
Agano...
[02:30] Resident
Agano, huh?
[02:32] Keiko
My goodness.
[02:33] Keiko
That's quite the journey nowadays.
[02:35] Keiko
I imagine it was harrowing.
[02:37] Shizuru
Yeah, I guess.
[02:39] Keiko
Is everyone in Agano faring well?
[02:42] Shizuru
I suppose you could say that.
[02:44] Keiko
Please, feel free to cultivate—
I mean, recuperate here for the time being.
[02:49] Keiko
Fortunately, Higashi-Agano's
dwindling population
[02:54] Keiko
means we have plenty of housing to spare.
[02:55] Reimi
Whoa, we'd love to!
[02:57] Keiko
By all means.
[02:57] Resident
Yes.
[02:58] Resident
Great idea.
[02:59] Nadeshiko
I'm afraid we don't have much money.
[03:02] Keiko
Oh, that won't be a problem.
[03:04] Reimi
Yay!
[03:05] Nadeshiko
Thank you very much.
[03:10] Resident
Good evening.
[03:12] Group
Good evening.
[03:14] Nadeshiko
Everyone here is so friendly.
[03:16] Reimi
It's nothing like Agano.
[03:18] Reimi
Back home, it's carnivores
versus herbivores,
[03:19] Reimi
and they even had to cancel
the summer festival.
[03:21] Shizuru
Yeah, over what the
shrine offerings should be.
[03:25] Shizuru
I was, like, who cares?
[03:27] Akira
Should've just gone with the Agano specialties:
rice, bitter melon, and barleywheat.
[03:32] Keiko
Bitter melon?
[03:33] Shizuru
Huh?
[03:34] Shizuru
Matsuta-san, do you hate bitter melon?
[03:37] Keiko
Ah, no!
[03:38] Keiko
I wouldn't go that far.
[03:41] Reimi
It's totally uncute.
[03:43] Reimi
Bitter melon just feels a lot more rustic
than zucchini or bell peppers.
[03:47] Akira
I think it's good.
[03:48] Reimi
Typical Akira.
[03:50] Reimi
Will we really be okay?
[03:52] Reimi
In a big city like Ikebukuro, that is.
[03:55] Akira
We have no idea if it's still like that now.
[03:57] Shizuru
Matsuta-san, have you
ever been to Ikebukuro?
[04:00] Keiko
I used to live there,
but I moved back to Higashi-Agano.
[04:04] Reimi
I'm so jealous!
[04:05] Reimi
What was it like?
[04:06] Reimi
It's more urban than this place, right?
[04:08] Keiko
Let me think.
[04:09] Keiko
I believe it was.
[04:10] Shizuru
You believe?
[04:11] Keiko
My apologies.
[04:13] Keiko
It's no longer of any concern to me.
[04:15] Shizuru
Have you seen this girl before?
[04:18] Shizuru
Near Ikebukuro.
[04:19] Keiko
I can't say.
[04:20] Shizuru
I guess that's only natural.
[04:26] (Flashback) Yoka
There, I'm done.
[04:28] (Flashback) Yoka
Do these bangs look okay?
[04:30] (Flashback) Shizuru
Yeah, yeah.
[04:30] (Flashback) Yoka
C'mon, look a little closer.
[04:33] (Flashback) Shizuru
I'm fine with them if you are.
[04:35] (Flashback) Shizuru
Let's take a photo!
[04:36] (Flashback) Shizuru
To celebrate my new bangs.
[04:43] Akira
Shizuru-chan.
[04:45] Reimi
What are you doing?
[04:46] Reimi
Hurry up.
[04:48] Reimi
Huh! Not too shabby!
[04:50] Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan!
[04:51] Keiko
Why, yes.
[04:53] Keiko
In Higashi-Agano, we believe
in treating our guests with hospitality.
[04:57] Keiko
I recommend our mist sauna in particular.
[05:00] Keiko
Well, I say "recommend,"
[05:01] Keiko
but you simply must.
[05:02] Keiko
Please make sure you use it.
[05:04] Nadeshiko
Ah, sure.
[05:06] Keiko
Till we meet again, then.
[05:10] Nadeshiko
Do we reek of sweat?
[05:12] Shizuru
Where is this sauna, anyway?
[05:14] Akira
There?
[05:15] Reimi
Huh, looks fancy!
[05:21] Reimi
Wow! Check out this mist!
[05:23] Shizuru
Nice! Let's go inside.
[05:25] Reimi
You could totally detox here.
[05:28] Akira
I'll pass.
[05:29] Reimi
Why?
[05:30] Nadeshiko
Akira-chan, let's take this chance
to wash and dry our clothes.
[05:33] Akira
No, thanks.
[05:34] Akira
Maybe if I was alone, but I'm
not going in with everyone.
[05:37] Reimi
I get it.
[05:38] Reimi
You're too shy to undress in front of us.
[05:40] Nadeshiko
There's nothing to be ashamed of.
[05:41] Akira
Anyway, I'm good.
[05:45] Akira
I wonder...
[05:47] Akira
Was it really the right move to leave Agano?
[05:50] Akira
There's no way I'd want to remain
there alone, though.
[06:10] Keiko
Pardon my intrusion.
[06:12] Keiko
I thought you might be hungry
after the sauna.
[06:15] Akira
Oh, thank you very much.
[06:21] Akira
Mushrooms...
[06:22] Keiko
Do you not like them?
[06:24] Akira
Huh?
[06:25] Akira
Oh, no, I'm fine with them.
[06:26] Keiko
I'm glad to hear it.
[06:28] Keiko
This mixed rice is delicious.
[06:30] Keiko
It's made with matsutake.
[06:32] Keiko
Did you go in the mist sauna?
[06:34] Akira
Ah, yeah, technically.
[06:37] Akira
The others did.
[06:38] Keiko
That's great to hear.
[06:40] Keiko
Please, rest up plenty for the night.
[06:42] Keiko
Take it nice and easy.
[06:45] Akira
Thanks.
[06:54] Shizuru
What's with all the food, Akira?
[06:56] Nadeshiko
What's going on?
[06:58] Akira
Matsuta-san brought this over earlier.
[07:01] Reimi
They pulled out all the stops!
[07:02] Nadeshiko
That sauna session made me hungry.
[07:05] Nadeshiko
Let's dig in.
[07:06] Shizuru
I want this pork-wrapped enoki!
[07:08] Akira
Hang on!
[07:09] Shizuru
What?
[07:10] Akira
Don't you think it's weird?
[07:11] Shizuru
What's weird?
[07:12] Akira
The people here!
[07:12] Reimi
Huh? You think?
[07:14] Reimi
I think they're nice.
[07:15] Reimi
Mushrooms on their heads aside.
[07:16] Akira
Yeah!
[07:17] Akira
What's the deal with those?!
[07:18] Reimi
Wanna ask?
[07:19] Nadeshiko
You shouldn't do that.
[07:21] Reimi
Huh? Why not?
[07:21] Shizuru
Oh, I know.
[07:22] Shizuru
It's like asking someone
if they're wearing a wig.
[07:25] Shizuru
Etiquette. Manners.
[07:27] Reimi
Oh, is that why?
[07:28] Akira
Not the point!
[07:29] Reimi
What's the big deal if they have mushrooms?
[07:31] Reimi
Everyone in Agano's an animal, you know.
[07:33] Shizuru
The folks here aren't obsessed with meat.
[07:35] Shizuru
They're friendly.
[07:36] Shizuru
Higashi-Agano's a nice place.
[07:38] Akira
So unconcerned...
[07:56] Akira
Reimi.
[07:57] Akira
Hey, Reimi.
[07:59] Akira
Flunking Reimi!
[08:03] Akira
Fine! I can go to the bathroom by myself!
[08:11] Akira
How come there's a huge sauna right there,
but the bathroom's so far away?
[08:16] Akira
Who designed this place?
[08:23] Resident
Finally...
[08:24] Resident
Some new blood.
[08:34] Resident
Outsiders are so dumb.
[08:37] Resident
They don't suspect a thing.
[08:38] Resident
They just do everything we say.
[08:40] Resident
We'll get them in one fell swoop.
[08:41] Resident
The faster, the better.
[08:43] Keiko
They'll be joining us soon.
[08:46] Resident
It's for their own good.
[08:48] Resident
We're doing them a favor.
[08:54] Resident
Who's there?!
[09:12] Shizuru
What's wrong?
[09:17] Akira
Shizuru-chan...
[09:19] Reimi
I'm wide awake now.
[09:21] Nadeshiko
What happened?
[09:30] Shizuru
Matsuta-san?
[09:31] Keiko
The unfamiliar surroundings
must have given her a bad dream.
[09:35] Reimi
Don't scare us like that.
[09:37] Shizuru
Akira, apologize to Matsuta-san.
[09:39] Shizuru
Say sorry for screaming and making a fuss.
[09:42] Keiko
Think nothing of it.
[09:43] Keiko
Have yourselves a good night.
[09:47] Nadeshiko
Let's go back to sleep.
[09:49] Akira
This place is scary.
[09:50] Akira
We gotta leave right away!
[09:52] Reimi
You can't be serious.
[09:53] Reimi
What a scaredy-cat.
[09:55] Akira
No!
[09:56] Akira
I'm not just crying wolf!
[09:57] Shizuru
Snuggle up with her, Reimi.
[09:59] Reimi
No way.
[10:00] Reimi
Akira turns in her sleep.
[10:02] Nadeshiko
Let's stop by the bathroom, Akira-chan.
[10:04] Nadeshiko
You still need to go, right?
[10:05] Akira
Yeah.
[10:07] Akira
Are you there?
[10:08] Nadeshiko
I'm right here.
[10:09] Akira
Don't you move, Nadeko-chan!
[10:12] Nadeshiko
Got it.
[10:16] Nadeshiko
Not a star in the sky.
[10:18] Nadeshiko
Is tomorrow another cloudy day?
[10:24] Akira
You're being tricked!
[10:25] Shizuru
Conspiracy nut, much?
[10:27] Reimi
Akira sure loves that Freemanson stuff.
[10:29] Akira
Mason!
[10:30] Nadeshiko
It's okay.
[10:32] Nadeshiko
We'll be leaving soon.
[10:36] Shizuru
Yikes.
[10:37] Shizuru
All this in one night?
[10:38] Reimi
Did it get too much sunlight?
[10:40] Nadeshiko
There's no way.
[10:41] Nadeshiko
It's been cloudy all this time.
[10:42] Nadeshiko
Also, this place is really damp
compared to Agano.
[10:45] Nadeshiko
These vines have spread everywhere.
[10:47] Reimi
Ah, they've fruited already.
[10:53] Reimi
They say the bitter part
is chock-full of nutrients.
[10:56] Shizuru
Why are you so stunned?
[10:58] Shizuru
Huh? Why?
[10:59] Keiko
Direct sunlight does nothing
but harm all living things!
[11:04] Keiko
Heat! Desiccation!
[11:05] Keiko
The laws of the universe dictate
that you'll wilt and burn to a crisp!
[11:08] Shizuru
Huh...
[11:09] Keiko
Growing heartily, flowering, and bearing fruit
in such conditions is abnormal!
[11:14] Keiko
The world went haywire thanks to life
that prefers warm climates and sunlight!
[11:19] Shizuru
Um...
[11:20] Keiko
In any case, make sure you tear off
all the bitt—all of that!
[11:24] Shizuru
Oh, sure.
[11:25] Shizuru
That was our plan anyw—
[11:26] Keiko
How revolting.
[11:30] Nadeshiko
She really hates it.
[11:31] Shizuru
Well, guess we have to pick
all of these now.
[11:34] Akira
What if it's all part of their plot?
[11:36] Shizuru
What plot, exactly? Whose?
[11:38] Akira
To prevent us from leaving this place.
[11:40] Reimi
Again with your weird delusions.
[11:42] Akira
I'm not delusional!
[11:43] Shizuru
Akira.
[11:44] Shizuru
You're on bitter melon pruning duty with me.
[11:46] Shizuru
Reimi and Nadeko-chan,
you go shopping in the meantime.
[11:49] Akira
What?!
[11:50] Shizuru
We need some food that
won't spoil, don't we?
[11:52] Akira
It's dangerous!
[11:53] Nadeshiko
You're right.
[11:54] Nadeshiko
I am a bit worried about what we have.
[11:56] Akira
Nadeko-chan!
[11:57] Reimi
Does Higashi-Agano have
any convenience stores?
[11:59] Reimi
I can't wait!
[12:00] Akira
Reimi!
[12:01] Shizuru
Thanks.
[12:05] Akira
Shi... Re... Na...
[12:12] Akira
What's the big idea?!
[12:13] Akira
Bad! Bad idea!
[12:15] Shizuru
Why's that?
[12:16] Shizuru
You take the other side, Akira.
[12:18] Akira
I thought we were going to Ikebukuro!
[12:20] Shizuru
We sure are.
[12:21] Akira
Where's your enthusiasm?!
[12:23] Akira
I don't know how you can be so relaxed!
[12:27] Akira
I'll go check up on them!
[12:40] Akira
What's going on?!
[12:42] Akira
This is bad!
[12:53] Akira
Reimi! Nadeko-chan!
[12:56] Reimi
She said we can take these for free.
SIGN The Original Nostalgic Flavor
SIGN Chicken Noodles
SIGN For Emergency Supplies
SIGN Long-Life Hardtack
SIGN Always Safe & Refreshing
SIGN Emergency Drinking Water
[12:58] Nadeshiko
Are you really sure?
[12:59] Keiko
We don't need them anymore.
[13:02] Akira
Anymore?
[13:04] Keiko
Y-You girls need them more than we do.
[13:07] Reimi
So generous of you!
[13:09] Nadeshiko
This should be more than enough
for the time being.
[13:12] Akira
You know we can't repay
any of your kindness.
[13:15] Akira
We're about to head out soon.
[13:16] Reimi
People in Higashi-Agano
are nice, unlike Agano.
[13:20] Nadeshiko
Not to mention serene.
[13:21] Nadeshiko
They're benevolent folks at heart.
[13:23] Keiko
That's not true at all.
[13:25] Keiko
Higashi-Agano had its fair share of
worried and discontented humans.
[13:31] Keiko
But, you see, we came to a realization
after the 7G incident.
[13:34] Keiko
Instead of a miserable life
filled with suffering,
[13:38] Keiko
it's better to live a short,
satisfying life to its fullest.
[13:43] Keiko
Once I came to terms with that,
all of my anger subsided.
[13:47] Reimi
That's so deep, Matsuta-san.
[13:50] Nadeshiko
Do you think we can learn
to think that way, too?
[13:53] Keiko
Yes, I know you can.
[13:55] Keiko
It won't be long for you all.
[13:59] Akira
Hey!
[14:00] Akira
Let's get going already!
[14:01] Akira
Shizuru-chan was worried about you.
[14:03] Nadeshiko
Worried? Why?
[14:05] Reimi
I wish I could be like Matsuta-san.
[14:08] Akira
No! We're going to Ikebukuro!
[14:10] Reimi
What? Ikebukuro?
[14:12] Reimi
Can't we stay in Higashi-Agano?
[14:14] Nadeshiko
That sounds nice.
[14:15] Akira
We can't do that!
[14:16] Akira
We need to go find Yoka-chan!
[14:22] Akira
Shizuru-chan?
[14:23] Akira
You didn't prune the bitter melon.
[14:24] Shizuru
Bitter melon?
[14:26] Shizuru
Right, the bitter melon.
[14:27] Shizuru
I started feeling like there wasn't
any point to any of this.
[14:31] Akira
What?!
[14:31] Shizuru
Can we really make it to Ikebukuro?
[14:34] Shizuru
I don't think we can.
[14:36] Akira
You're kidding me!
[14:38] Akira
We only just set out yesterday!
[14:39] Shizuru
Even if we get there, it's not
going to make any difference.
[14:43] Akira
I thought you wanted to find Yoka-chan!
[14:45] Shizuru
Even if we find her,
it might not change anything.
[14:49] Shizuru
Heck, she might not even want to see us.
[14:52] Akira
You don't know that unless you find her!
[14:55] Akira
Hey!
[14:55] Akira
Reimi, Nadeko-chan, back me up here!
[14:57] Shizuru
I'm sleepy.
[15:01] Reimi
Pipe down, Akira.
[15:04] Nadeshiko
Who wants to stay alive
if it's miserable and awful?
[15:07] Nadeshiko
You can't beat a short,
happy, and easy life.
[15:12] Akira
Damn it! They're goners!
[15:14] Akira
Five o'clock!
[15:19] Akira
Akira here. Now in Higashi-Agano.
[15:23] Zenjiro
Agano here. Report your situation.
[15:26] Akira
Lots of mushrooms.
[15:27] Akira
Too many mushrooms.
SIGN Agano Station
[15:28] Akira
Tell me risk level of mushrooms.
[15:30] Zenjiro
What? Mushrooms?
[15:32] Zenjiro
Leave it to me!
[15:33] Akira
"Matsutake for scent, shimeji for flavor"?
[15:36] Akira
"Use dogs, not pigs, for truffles"?
[15:38] Akira
"Black preferred over white"?
[15:40] Zenjiro
Mushrooms sometimes grow
in a circular, ring-like shape.
[15:44] Zenjiro
This was believed to be the work
of fairies or witches in olden times.
[15:47] Zenjiro
In fact, this happens due to
fungal growth and death cycles.
[15:51] Zenjiro
They also say mushrooms grow
where lightning has struck, but...
[15:54] Akira
I don't care about lightning!
[15:56] Akira
How do you avoid and escape mushrooms?!
[15:59] Akira
"Mushrooms like moist, dark choo-choo..."
[16:01] Akira
"Choo choo-choo, choo choo-choo..."
[16:07] Akira
We wasted our precious five minutes
on dumb mushroom trivia!
[16:20] Akira
Bitter melon!
[16:23] Akira
Go away!
[16:27] Resident
Why fight back?
[16:29] Resident
Just join us.
[16:31] Akira
Shut up!
[16:32] Resident
What do you gain from living like this?
[16:35] Akira
I'd gain even less from
turning into a mushroom!
[16:37] King Oyster
It's okay.
[16:38] King Oyster
Mushrooms don't worry.
[16:40] Enoki
Mushrooms don't suffer.
[16:41] Fly Agaric
Mushrooms don't think.
[16:43] Group
Let's all become mushrooms.
[16:46] Akira
No way in hell!
[16:47] Resident
It's fun.
[16:53] Akira
Mushrooms!
[16:54] Akira
Army of mushrooms!
[17:00] Reimi
Be quiet, Akira.
[17:02] Nadeshiko
I want a peaceful life.
[17:04] Shizuru
No thoughts, just drifting along.
[17:08] Akira
Snap out of it!
[17:09] Akira
What was all that talk
about going to Ikebukuro?!
[17:12] Nadeshiko
Ikebukuro...
[17:13] Akira
Didn't you want to go to Ikebukuro
and act all trendy?!
[17:16] Reimi
Trendy?
[17:17] Akira
What happened to finding Yoka?!
[17:20] Shizuru
Yoka...
[17:21] Akira
Do you really want to stay here
growing mushrooms?!
[17:26] Shizuru
Yoka.
[17:30] Shizuru
Yoka left Agano and disappeared on us
without a word.
[17:35] Shizuru
Who cares about her?
[17:37] Akira
That's not right!
[17:38] Akira
She's our friend!
[17:39] Shizuru
Friend...
[17:41] Shizuru
Was she really our friend?
[17:43] Shizuru
She wouldn't have left us
if she was a friend.
[17:46] Shizuru
And it's not like I understood
how Yoka felt at all.
[17:53] (Flashback) Yoka
Shizuru, you have so much
to gain by studying.
[17:57] (Flashback) Shizuru
What? I'm fine losing.
[18:00] (Flashback) Yoka
You haven't handed in your future
career form yet, have you?
[18:04] (Flashback) Shizuru
Career, huh?
[18:05] (Flashback) Yoka
Do you know what you want to be?
[18:07] (Flashback) Shizuru
I sure do.
[18:08] (Flashback) Shizuru
I want to be really smart!
[18:10] (Flashback) Yoka
You'll need to study for that.
[18:12] (Flashback) Shizuru
Again with the studying?
[18:15] (Flashback) Shizuru
Do you know, Yoka?
[18:17] (Flashback) Yoka
I do.
[18:17] (Flashback) Shizuru
What? What is it?
[18:19] (Flashback) Yoka
I want to go to Ikebukuro.
[18:20] (Flashback) Shizuru
Don't play dumb!
[18:21] (Flashback) Shizuru
You can do that by taking one train!
[18:23] (Flashback) Shizuru
Maybe I should become an MMA fighter
with my Agano jiu-jitsu.
[18:27] (Flashback) Shizuru
I want to fight an anteater.
[18:29] (Flashback) Yoka
Sounds good to me.
[18:30] (Flashback) Shizuru
Take this seriously!
[18:32] (Flashback) Yoka
I'm being serious.
[18:34] Shizuru
Yoka...
[18:35] Akira
That's right!
[18:37] Akira
We're going to Ikebukuro to see Yoka-chan!
[18:39] Shizuru
See Yoka in Ikebukuro.
[18:50] Akira
Yeah!
[18:50] Shiitake
Don't do it!
[18:51] Enoki
You'd give up that peace and quiet?!
[18:52] Shimeji
Don't be a rebel!
[18:54] Shizuru
I'll be the one to decide
whether to live an easy life or not!
[19:00] Akira
Shizuru-chan!
[19:06] Shizuru
Who're you?
[19:08] Shizuru
I'm kidding!
[19:09] Shizuru
Just a clever little joke.
[19:11] Akira
Sheesh!
[19:11] Shizuru
Sorry, sorry.
[19:13] Shizuru
Let's yank those mushrooms off
of Nadeko-chan and Reimi.
[19:15] Akira
Yeah.
[19:15] King Oyster
Don't you realize how good you have it?!
[19:17] Porcini
Protect our new brethren!
[19:19] Shizuru
They're not yours!
[19:25] Reimi
Huh?
[19:26] Nadeshiko
What was I doing?
[19:29] Group
Mushroom! Mushroom!
[19:31] Shizuru
The mushrooms have taken over their minds!
[19:34] Reimi
What do we do?
[19:34] Nadeshiko
We can't get away while
we're surrounded like this.
[19:39] Shizuru
Bitter melon...
[19:40] Shizuru
Maybe if I...
[19:43] Shizuru
Take care of the rest.
[19:44] Reimi
What?!
[19:45] Nadeshiko
Wait!
[19:46] Shizuru
Bitter melon!
[19:53] Keiko
Stop! Please stop!
[19:55] Shizuru
Are you happy being fed on
and controlled by mushrooms?
[19:59] Keiko
I told you to stop, damn it!
[20:04] Shizuru
Um...
[20:05] Shizuru
Matsuta-san?
[20:05] Keiko
Whaddaya want?
[20:07] Keiko
For cryin' out loud!
[20:08] Keiko
Mind yer own business!
[20:10] Keiko
We were tryin' to do you a favor!
[20:12] Shizuru
A favor?
[20:14] Keiko
We chose the path of the mushroom!
[20:17] Keiko
To hell with spendin' decades in this
godforsaken world with no future!
[20:20] Keiko
Growing mushrooms, turning into
happy, hippie homebodies,
[20:23] Keiko
and dying in one to two years
is a way better option!
[20:26] Shizuru
Dying in one to two years?
[20:28] Keiko
What's the point in goin' to Ikebukuro?
[20:30] Keiko
It's a waste of time!
[20:31] Shizuru
I have a friend I want to see again.
[20:34] Keiko
And then what?
[20:35] Keiko
Hell, I bet ya won't even find her.
[20:38] Shizuru
I'm still going to go.
[20:39] Shizuru
I won't be happy until
I go and see for myself!
[20:42] Keiko
Ya damn fool!
[20:43] Keiko
I hope ya choke on yer own blood
and end up miserable and half-dead.
[20:48] Keiko
Don't come cryin' to me then.
[20:54] Shizuru
Let's go.
[20:57] Keiko
Have it yer way.
[21:03] Akira
Um...
[21:04] Akira
Thanks for the food.
[21:07] Keiko
Whatever.
[21:24] Shizuru
Mushrooms, huh?
[21:26] Reimi
I wonder how it feels.
[21:28] Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan, you had some
growing on you already.
[21:31] Reimi
You too, Nadeko-chan.
[21:33] Reimi
If they grew bigger, we might
have been okay dying like that.
[21:38] Nadeshiko
Maybe it feels good in its own way.
[21:40] Nadeshiko
Just going with the flow.
[21:42] Nadeshiko
It was a mysterious feeling...
or, well, just weird.
[21:45] Akira
Hang on!
[21:46] Akira
You should all be thanking me!
[21:48] Reimi
For what?
[21:49] Akira
Saving your butts!
[21:51] Reimi
Yeah, yeah, thanks a ton.
[21:52] Akira
Say it like you mean it!
[21:54] Akira
Hey!
[21:55] Akira
Even Pochi-san shows me no respect!
[21:57] Nadeshiko
What's wrong?
[21:58] Akira
Nothing!
SIGN 29 Stops Left Until Ikebukuro
E4 - Why Are You Hiding Your Butt?
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[00:00] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
Here's the school garden.
[00:02] (Flashback) Reimi
Nadeko-chan's awesome.
[00:04] (Flashback) Reimi
She can grow all sorts
of flowers and veggies.
[00:06] (Flashback) Akira
She's got a green thumb.
[00:08] (Flashback) Reimi
What was that? Tom Thumb?
[00:10] (Flashback) Akira
It's someone who's good at gardening.
[00:13] (Flashback) Reimi
Tom is?
[00:13] (Flashback) Akira
No! Your thumb!
[00:14] (Flashback) Reimi
Huh?
[00:15] (Flashback) Reimi
You never make any sense, Akira.
[00:18] (Flashback) Shizuru
Is something there?
[00:20] (Flashback) Shizuru
Oh, that?
[00:21] (Flashback) Shizuru
Nadeko-chan, what's the name of this flower?
[00:24] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
Oh, it's called sweet myrtle.
[00:27] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
You can use it herbally
or make liquor from it.
[00:29] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
Also, you can eat the berries that grow.
[00:31] (Flashback) Akira
Huh.
[00:31] Reimi
I wanna eat some!
[00:33] (Flashback) Yoka
It looks kind of like a star.
[00:37] (Flashback) Akira
I see fish.
[00:38] (Flashback) Reimi
Ah, don't do that, Akira. It's dangerous.
[00:41] (Flashback) Akira
What?
[00:42] (Flashback) Reimi
If you look into the eyes of
your reflection in the river,
[00:44] (Flashback) Reimi
they say you'll die in three days.
[00:45] (Flashback) Akira
Eh?!
[00:46] (Flashback) Reimi
Did you lock eyes just now?
[00:48] (Flashback) Akira
I did, I think...
[00:50] (Flashback) Akira
A-Am I going to die?
[00:53] (Flashback) Akira
You think I'm going to die?
[00:54] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan, that's enough fibbing.
[00:57] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
They say that so you won't
lean over the bridge and fall.
[01:01] (Flashback) Shizuru
Yoka-chan, watch out!
[01:04] (Flashback) Shizuru
Seriously, watch out! You'll fall!
[01:07] (Flashback) Shizuru
Staring into your own eyes
in the river is dangerous.
[01:13] (Flashback) Yoka
Thanks.
[01:15] (Flashback) Shizuru
I wanna become a master of Agano jiu-jitsu
[01:18] (Flashback) Shizuru
and fight an anteater!
[01:19] (Flashback) Shizuru
I wanna become really smart!
[01:21] (Flashback) Shizuru
I wanna be able to eat
all sorts of mushrooms!
[01:24] (Flashback) Shizuru
I totally wanna find some little people!
[01:26] (Flashback) Yoka
You're amazing, Shizuru-chan.
[01:27] (Flashback) Shizuru
Huh, really?
[01:28] (Flashback) Shizuru
Aw, shucks...
[01:30] (Flashback) Yoka
Hey, Shizuru-chan...
[01:32] (Flashback) Yoka
Why?
[01:32] (Flashback) Shizuru
Why what?
[01:34] (Flashback) Yoka
Why are you so amazing?
[01:36] (Flashback) Shizuru
Why am I amazing?
[01:37] (Flashback) Yoka
Yeah.
[01:37] (Flashback) Shizuru
Huh, I wonder why.
[01:40] (Flashback) Shizuru
Cuz I do what I want,
and I go where I want, maybe?
[01:45] (Flashback) Yoka
That's amazing.
[01:46] (Flashback) Yoka
I can't do anything.
[01:48] (Flashback) Shizuru
Then cheer me on!
[01:50] (Flashback) Yoka
Huh?
[01:50] (Flashback) Yoka
Sure, I'll cheer you on.
[01:52] (Flashback) Yoka
I think I can do that, maybe.
[01:54] (Flashback) Shizuru
Me too!
[01:55] (Flashback) Shizuru
I'll be cheering, too.
[01:56] (Flashback) Shizuru
I'll cheer you on, Yoka.
[01:58] (Flashback) Shizuru
I'll cheer hard as I can!
[02:00] (Flashback) Yoka
Me?
[02:00] (Flashback) Shizuru
Yeah.
[02:03] (Flashback) Shizuru
Let's promise on that big,
twinkling promise star.
[02:07] (Flashback) Yoka
Promise star?
[02:08] (Flashback) Shizuru
I just made up that name.
[02:10] (Flashback) Yoka
I think its name is Sirius.
[02:13] (Flashback) Shizuru
Let's make that our name, then.
[02:16] (Flashback) Yoka
Okay.
SIGN Train to the End of the World
[03:56] Reimi
How long's it been since
we left Higashi-Agano?
[03:59] Nadeshiko
Two or three hours?
[04:00] Reimi
These stations are so far apart.
[04:03] Nadeshiko
They used to be so close
before the 7G incident.
[04:06] Reimi
Why didn't I take the train more?
[04:09] Nadeshiko
We all took it for granted.
[04:11] Reimi
Ikebukuro would have taken
no time at all back then.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN 31 Agano
30 Higashi-Agano
29 Musashi-Yokote
28 Koma
27 Higashi-Hanno
26 Hanno
25 Motokaji
24 Bushi
23 Irumashi
22 Inariyama-koen
21 Musashi-Fujisawa
20 Sayamagaoka
19 Kotesashi
18 Nishi-Tokorozawa
17 Tokorozawa
16 Akitsu
15 Kiyose
14 Higashi-Kurume
13 Hibarigaoka
12 Hoya
11 Oizumi-gakuen
10 Shakujii-koen
09 Nerima-Takanodai
08 Fujimidai
07 Nakamurabashi
06 Nerima
05 Sakuradai
04 Ekoda
03 Higashi-Nagasaki
02 Shiinamachi
01 Ikebukuro
[04:15] Nadeshiko
It's exactly thirty stops from
Agano to Ikebukuro Station,
[04:19] Nadeshiko
which means we have twenty-nine stops left.
[04:21] Reimi
That's so far! It's gonna be a long trip.
SIGN Rapid Express/F Liner
SIGN Rapid Express
Express
Commuter Express
Rapid
Commuter Semi Express
Semi Express
[04:23] Reimi
I wonder if Yoka-chan's doing okay.
[04:25] Nadeshiko
I'm sure she is.
[04:26] Reimi
Think she'll be surprised?
[04:27] Nadeshiko
Yeah.
[04:28] Nadeshiko
I'm sure she'll be really
happy to see all of us.
[04:31] Reimi
I hope we don't end up as grandmas
by the time we reach Ikebukuro.
[04:36] Reimi
Wait, never mind.
[04:37] Reimi
We'd be animals instead.
[04:38] Nadeshiko
Animals, huh?
[04:41] Reimi
Didn't Matsuta-san say your lifespan gets
cut short if those mushrooms grow on you?
[04:46] Reimi
That you could die in as little as one year.
[04:49] Nadeshiko
She did say that.
[04:50] Reimi
But you're super happy
while you're alive, right?
[04:53] Nadeshiko
Yeah...
[04:55] Reimi
What do you think, Akira?
[04:57] Akira
About what?
[04:58] Reimi
I mean, for example...
[04:59] Reimi
If you got to read super-fun books,
[05:02] Reimi
would you be okay dying a little sooner
than everyone else?
[05:04] Akira
Can't we drop this topic?!
[05:06] Reimi
It won't be long before
the folks back there—
[05:08] Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan.
[05:09] Nadeshiko
It was really scary for Akira-chan.
[05:12] Nadeshiko
She was so scared,
but she still saved all of us.
[05:16] Reimi
Oh, yeah.
[05:17] Reimi
That's right.
[05:18] Reimi
Sorry, Akira.
[05:19] Akira
It's fine.
[05:20] Reimi
Wait, what's been going on with you
and Pochi-san this whole time?
[05:25] Reimi
Pochi-san keeps sniffing your butt.
[05:27] Reimi
Did you not change your undies?
[05:28] Akira
Huh?!
[05:28] Nadeshiko
Hey, Reimi-chan!
[05:31] Reimi
Ah.
[05:32] Reimi
Would your underwear, perchance—
[05:33] Nadeshiko
Not what I meant!
[05:34] Akira
We did the laundry just now!
[05:36] Akira
Didn't you see me change?!
[05:38] Reimi
I didn't.
[05:39] Reimi
You didn't let anyone see you change.
[05:41] Akira
I hung mine to dry afterward!
[05:43] Reimi
Oh, yeah, you did.
[05:44] Akira
Stupid Reimi.
SIGN Episode 4 Why Are You Hiding Your Butt?
[05:51] Shizuru
We've arrived at Musashi-Yokote Station.
[06:00] Reimi
Um...
[06:01] Nadeshiko
Doesn't look dangerous, at least.
[06:03] Nadeshiko
Doesn't look like anything, really.
[06:06] Reimi
I'm fine as long as it's not so damp.
[06:09] Reimi
Wait, look. A goat, a goat!
[06:11] Nadeshiko
Oh, yeah. Musashi-Yokote was famous
for the goats that lived near the station.
[06:14] Reimi
Like this one?
[06:15] Akira
I don't think so.
[06:16] Shizuru
It stood up!
[06:17] Nadeshiko
The goats in Musashi-Yokote stand on two legs?
[06:19] Reimi
Huh, I never knew that.
[06:20] Nadeshiko
No, that was a question!
[06:23] Reimi
What's it doing?
[06:24] Shizuru
Wait, is it coming this way?
[06:26] Akira
Yes, yes, yes it is!
[06:40] Reimi
What are those things?!
[06:41] Akira
They look like Baphomet!
[06:42] Reimi
You mean those are helmets?!
[06:43] Reimi
So we can communicate?
[06:44] Reimi
Hey, stop ramming into us!
[06:48] Reimi
What on earth is the deal
with those helmets?!
[06:50] Akira
Baphomet dates back to the 14th century, when
King Philip IV targeted the Knights Templar—
[06:55] Nadeshiko
Pochi-san!
[06:56] Nadeshiko
It's okay, don't be scared!
[06:57] Akira
Shizuru-chan!
[06:58] Akira
Faster, faster!
[06:58] Shizuru
I'm trying, okay?!
[07:13] Nadeshiko
What was the deal with those goats?
[07:16] Nadeshiko
What were they after?
[07:18] Reimi
No clue.
[07:20] Reimi
Are there twenty-eight more stations of that?
[07:24] Nadeshiko
Stop it.
[07:24] Nadeshiko
Don't say that.
[07:32] Shizuru
Take turns driving, you mean?
[07:34] Nadeshiko
Yes.
[07:35] Nadeshiko
We can't let you be the only one.
[07:37] Reimi
Oh, yeah.
[07:37] Reimi
I guess you have been driving
ever since we left Agano.
[07:41] Shizuru
It's fine, it's fine.
[07:43] Shizuru
It was my idea to go to Ikebukuro.
[07:45] Nadeshiko
That doesn't matter now.
[07:47] Shizuru
I think it does.
[07:48] Nadeshiko
No, it doesn't.
[07:49] Reimi
Yeah, it really doesn't.
[07:51] Reimi
What do you think, Akira?
[07:52] Akira
Huh?
[07:53] Reimi
We should all take turns driving, right?
[07:56] Akira
Ah, yeah.
[07:57] Reimi
Yeah!
[07:58] Reimi
After all...
[08:01] Reimi
Why?
[08:02] Akira
Huh?
[08:03] Reimi
Why do you think that?
[08:04] Akira
Well, obviously it's dangerous if she gets
tired and falls asleep at the controls.
[08:08] Akira
If we take turns driving the train,
that means more time spent moving,
[08:12] Akira
which makes it more efficient.
[08:14] Akira
We'll get to Ikebukuro faster that way.
[08:16] Reimi
Yeah, yeah.
[08:16] Reimi
I was thinking the same thing as Akira.
[08:18] Nadeshiko
See? It's all for the best.
[08:21] Shizuru
Yeah.
[08:22] Shizuru
Thanks.
[08:23] Reimi
You need to get some rest, too.
[08:25] Reimi
We don't know how long
it'll be to Ikebukuro.
[08:28] Akira
I'm glad you're learning.
[08:29] Akira
You were so sure it'd only be three days.
[08:31] Reimi
Aren't I amazing?
[08:32] Akira
But can you really drive this thing?
[08:34] Reimi
I sure can!
[08:35] Reimi
You know Densha de Go?
[08:36] Reimi
I've played games like those before.
[08:38] Nadeshiko
Then once we finish eating
and fold the laundry,
[08:40] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan can give us a crash course.
[08:42] Shizuru
Okay.
[08:43] Reimi
Let's wrap up dinner real quick.
[08:45] Reimi
I used to hate bitter melon.
[08:48] Reimi
But it tastes good nowadays.
[08:50] Reimi
I'm so mature now.
[08:50] Nadeshiko
It's even tastier eating it here like this.
[08:53] Shizuru
Now I know why Neko-nii's crew pays
good money to buy Agano bitter melon.
[08:58] Shizuru
It may be bitter, but it's sweet, too.
[09:00] Nadeshiko
And it has "umami," I think it was.
[09:02] Reimi
Oh, I know what that is.
[09:03] Reimi
Umami, umami.
[09:04] Shizuru
Now, if I don't eat bitter melon at least
once a day, I don't feel so great.
[09:08] Reimi
I totally get you.
[09:10] Reimi
What's up?
[09:11] Akira
Bathroom.
[09:12] Nadeshiko
Should I come?
[09:13] Akira
I'm fine by myself.
[09:15] Shizuru
Oh, have fun.
[09:16] Reimi
If it just looked a little cuter,
it'd be perfect.
[09:25] Reimi
If those mushrooms grow on you,
you could die in as little as one year.
[09:30] Akira
No way! It's fine!
[09:32] Akira
I'm totally fine!
[09:33] Akira
This is a boil, not a mushroom!
[09:35] Akira
I get boils really easily.
[09:38] Akira
Don't worry. No problem.
[09:39] Akira
I swear on Tatsuhiko that I'm fine!
[10:20] Shizuru
Let's get out of here!
[10:21] Shizuru
Nadeko-chan, accelerate!
[10:22] Nadeshiko
Ah, okay!
[10:39] Reimi
Akira, come over here!
[10:41] Reimi
If you don't wash yourself properly,
Pochi-san will sniff your butt again.
[10:45] Akira
Shut up, moron!
[10:46] Akira
Flunking Reimi!
[11:15] Akira
Peace. Tranquility.
[11:18] Akira
I want to stay like this forever.
[11:29] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, do we stop or keep going?
[11:32] Shizuru
For now, we won't stop.
[11:34] Shizuru
Let's keep moving slowly.
[11:36] Reimi
Shizuru-chan, there are
a ton of golf balls here.
[11:38] Akira
You're right. There's so many.
[11:41] Reimi
Oh, no!
[11:42] Nadeshiko
What's wrong?
[11:42] Reimi
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
[11:43] Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan, you're scaring me.
[11:45] Nadeshiko
Just tell us.
[11:46] Reimi
I just had an awful thought.
[11:48] Reimi
The goat people in Musashi-Yokote Station...
[11:50] Reimi
The weird root things at Koma Station...
[11:53] Reimi
The golf balls here...
[11:55] Reimi
What if the people who lived nearby...
[12:03] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan!
[12:09] Reimi
It's raining golf ball people!
[12:11] Nadeshiko
No!
[12:16] Reimi
Ugh, ew, ew, ew!
[12:18] Reimi
What's with all these creepy stops?!
[12:20] Reimi
Shizuru-chan, let's get this over with!
[12:22] Reimi
That thing you said... Um, what was it?
[12:24] Reimi
Lunch Pack?
[12:25] Shizuru
You mean "switchback."
SIGN Hanno
SIGN Higashi-Hanno
SIGN Seibu Ikebukuro Line
SIGN Seibu Ikebukuro Line
[12:26] Shizuru
Starting here, the other end will be in front.
[12:28] Shizuru
Let's move all our belongings back here.
[12:30] Nadeshiko
Okay.
[12:31] Reimi
All these stops are so scary!
[12:33] Reimi
They're just getting worse as we go.
[12:35] Reimi
I wish we could talk to someone,
even if they're not human, like in Agano.
[12:38] Akira
Don't say that.
[12:40] Reimi
Are you gonna make fun of me again?
[12:42] Akira
Y'know, being able to talk...
[12:45] Akira
means being able to lie,
or say hurtful things,
[12:48] Akira
or start arguments.
[12:51] Akira
If it means getting rid
of a source of conflict,
[12:54] Akira
I feel like not being able to talk is fine.
[12:57] Akira
Then you can stay real still.
[13:00] Akira
In a dark, quiet, and damp...
[13:04] Akira
Huh, what?
[13:05] Akira
What are you doing?!
[13:06] Reimi
Why are you hiding your butt?
[13:07] Akira
I'm not hiding it!
[13:09] Reimi
Akira.
[13:11] Reimi
Let me see!
[13:12] Akira
No!
[13:13] Reimi
Show me!
[13:13] Akira
No way!
[13:16] Reimi
Meanie!
[13:16] Reimi
Like I'd give up that easily!
[13:17] Akira
Stop it!
[13:18] Reimi
I'm not stopping!
[13:20] Nadeshiko
Let's have a look.
[13:26] Nadeshiko
Akira-chan, is this...
[13:28] Akira
No, no, no!
[13:29] Reimi
How long have you...
[13:30] Akira
I'm okay!
[13:31] Akira
I feel totally fine!
[13:32] Shizuru
Is something wrong?
[13:33] Nadeshiko
Akira-chan has mushrooms growing on her!
[13:35] Shizuru
What?!
[13:35] Nadeshiko
I've got her, so take the other end!
[13:37] Akira
No, don't pull them off!
[13:39] Akira
I've finally achieved tranquility!
[13:41] Reimi
You dummy!
[13:42] Reimi
You'll die in one to two years like this!
[13:44] Akira
That's fine!
[13:45] Akira
Pessimism is cool, anyway!
[13:46] Akira
I don't want to live a life plagued
with fear in this topsy-turvy world!
[13:51] Reimi
You've always been like this!
[13:53] Reimi
Cynical, snarky, and always
laughing at others!
[13:55] Akira
Cram it!
[13:56] Akira
Flunking monkey Reimi!
[13:58] Reimi
You never say anything
when stuff happens to you
[14:00] Reimi
and act tough even when things
take a turn for the worse!
[14:02] Akira
Mushroom, mushroom, mushroom!
[14:03] Reimi
Even though you're a scaredy-cat
and a big crybaby!
[14:17] Reimi
What was that?
[14:20] Reimi
Akira!
[14:21] Reimi
Akira!
[14:22] Reimi
Hey, Akira!
[14:23] Nadeshiko
Are you okay, Akira-chan?
[14:24] Shizuru
Akira!
[14:27] Akira
Reimi-chan, Shizuru-chan, and Nadeko-chan.
[14:31] Akira
You're all so weird.
[14:32] Akira
Akira's doing good as always.
[14:35] Akira
Hunky-dory!
[14:38] Reimi
Akira?
[14:39] Akira
That's me!
[14:40] Nadeshiko
Something's off about her.
[14:42] Akira
What do you mean, Nadeko-chan?
[14:44] Akira
Akira's not off at all!
[14:46] Akira
Hmph!
[14:47] Reimi
Why?!
[14:48] Akira
Hmph, hmph! Hm-hm-hmph!
[14:48] Reimi
We turned back to normal, right?!
[14:50] Akira
Hey, Reimi-chan!
[14:52] Akira
Don't yell so loud!
[14:54] Akira
Bad girl!
[14:54] Nadeshiko
Maybe the mushrooms already grew too much?
[14:58] Nadeshiko
They were really long.
[14:59] Reimi
What?
[15:00] Reimi
You mean we pulled out something
we shouldn't have as well?
[15:03] Shizuru
Let's sit her up for now.
[15:04] Reimi
C'mon, Akira.
[15:05] Akira
'Kay.
[15:08] Akira
Up I go.
[15:10] Akira
Huh?
[15:11] Akira
Oopsie.
[15:12] Akira
I can't move how I want.
[15:16] Akira
Why is that?
[15:18] Reimi
Is this... my fault?
[15:22] Akira
Doesn't that feel good?
[15:24] Akira
Who's a cute wittle dog?
[15:25] Reimi
Her soul. We pulled out her soul.
[15:26] Akira
Your face is so flabby.
[15:28] Reimi
That irritating hipster soul of hers!
[15:31] Shizuru
No good.
[15:32] Shizuru
I don't see a hospital on here.
[15:33] Shizuru
That swan hermit's map—
I mean, scrawl—is useless!
[15:37] Reimi
Let's go back to Agano!
[15:38] Reimi
The water might have receded by now.
[15:39] Nadeshiko
No one back home can treat her.
[15:41] Nadeshiko
Not to mention, the tracks are all bent.
[15:43] Reimi
Hey, what do we do if Akira ends up dying?
[15:46] Reimi
I really don't want that to happen!
[15:48] Shizuru
Calm down. It'll be fine.
[15:50] Nadeshiko
Yeah.
[15:50] Nadeshiko
I'm sure we'll be able to fix her, Reimi-chan.
[15:52] Nadeshiko
Okay?
[15:53] Reimi
But I was the one who...
[15:57] Akira
Starting today, I'm going
to call you Anthony!
[16:03] Reimi
Please, Zenjiro-san, help us somehow!
[16:06] Reimi
I'll stop calling you a stupid old fart,
no matter what you do from now on!
[16:09] Zenjiro
What?!
[16:10] Zenjiro
That sounds like it's
affected her brain directly!
[16:13] Zenjiro
I've got this!
[16:14] Zenjiro
If you're in Hanno...
[16:15] Shizuru
"I know a good doctor with a foul mouth."
[16:19] Shizuru
"Used to be colleagues."
[16:22] Shizuru
"In grade school,
pooped pants and blamed me."
[16:27] Shizuru
"Cheated on test, recorder saliva incident,
blamed me for everything."
[16:33] Shizuru
"Now in Inariyama Parchoo-choo choo-choo..."
[16:39] Reimi
Stupid old fart!
[16:40] Nadeshiko
Inariyama...
[16:42] Nadeshiko
Does he mean Inariyama Park?
[16:44] Shizuru
Yeah, I think so.
[16:46] Reimi
Ah, the poop that tastes like curry!
[16:47] Nadeshiko
We've had enough poop talk for one day!
[16:49] Reimi
No, no.
[16:50] Reimi
Akira mentioned it back then!
[16:52] Reimi
Kazuyo-san said there's a good doctor
in Inariyama Park.
[16:56] Shizuru
Really?!
[16:56] Shizuru
Kazuyo-san, the capybara?
[16:58] Reimi
Yeah.
[16:58] Reimi
But they don't know who it is
or if they're human.
[17:01] Nadeshiko
We don't even know what
Inariyama Park looks like nowadays.
[17:05] Shizuru
Don't panic.
[17:07] Shizuru
Calm down.
[17:10] Shizuru
We'll head there, steadily but quickly.
[17:24] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan.
[17:26] Reimi
How's it look, Shizuru-chan?
[17:28] Shizuru
Well, I didn't see anyone!
[17:32] Shizuru
But you can use the bathrooms here.
[17:34] Shizuru
They have running water.
[17:36] Reimi
I might go as well, then.
[17:38] Nadeshiko
Me too.
[17:39] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan.
[17:40] Shizuru
Yeah, okay.
[17:41] Shizuru
I'll look after Akira.
[17:42] Nadeshiko
Thanks.
[17:43] Reimi
Finally, someone who can talk!
[17:45] Jizo
Well, duh!
[17:46] Jizo
I'm a jizo, dang it!
[17:47] Reimi
What's Inariyama Park like?
[17:49] Reimi
Is there a human doctor there?
[17:50] Jizo
Don't ask me!
[17:52] Jizo
We can't move, you know.
[17:54] Jizo
That said, it's real nice not having
to move once you get used to it.
[17:57] Jizo
Ticks me off that I can't eat
these offerings, though.
[18:00] Jizo
Inariyama-koen Station is
two stops from here, right?
[18:03] Jizo
That's all I know.
[18:04] Jizo
Dunno about any doctors.
[18:06] Jizo
Sorry.
SIGN Irumashi
[18:23] Akira
Innards. Innards.
[18:27] Akira
Innards.
[18:40] Reimi
Okay, Nadeko-chan.
[18:42] Reimi
Take care of Akira.
[18:43] Nadeshiko
Sure.
[18:43] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, take care of Reimi-chan.
[18:45] Shizuru
Yeah, okay.
[18:46] Reimi
Why do I need taking care of?
[18:48] Shizuru
You sometimes lose sight of the big picture.
[18:51] Reimi
Huh? Who, me?
[18:53] Reimi
Don't know what you mean.
[19:02] Reimi
Hey, there's nothing here!
[19:03] Shizuru
For real.
[19:05] Shizuru
Not a soul in sight, doctor or otherwise.
[19:09] Reimi
Something's ringing.
[19:12] Shizuru
That way!
[19:13] Reimi
Hmm, I see something.
[19:15] Reimi
Looks like a wall.
[19:16] Shizuru
No way... I don't see anything.
[19:18] Shizuru
You really do have a vision of 25.
[19:21] Reimi
No, it's only 2.5.
[19:25] Reimi
It stopped.
[19:25] Shizuru
Let's check it out.
[19:27] Reimi
Shizuru-chan! Look, a town!
[19:30] Reimi
Looks empty, though.
[19:32] Shizuru
There was that weird ringing just now, though.
[19:34] Reimi
Yeah, I heard it.
[19:35] Reimi
A person must have set it off.
[19:37] Shizuru
Let's circle around and scope things—
[19:39] Reimi
No, we don't have much time.
[19:41] Reimi
We need to find a doctor quick
and have them look at Akira.
[19:49] Shizuru
So close!
[19:50] Reimi
More like small!
[19:52] Reimi
What is this? Are we Gulliver?
[19:53] Reimi
This is kind of cute.
[19:55] Reimi
It's like we're at whatsit World Square.
[19:57] Shizuru
I think everything was smaller there.
[20:00] Reimi
I guess there really is no one here.
[20:02] Shizuru
Looks like it.
[20:07] Shizuru
A plane?!
[20:08] Reimi
Wow, haven't seen that in a while!
[20:18] Group
Ow, ow, ow!
[20:19] Group
What? What?
[20:20] Reimi
That hurts!
[20:21] Shizuru
Actually, it's more itchy than painful!
[20:23] Reimi
Oh, you're right.
[20:24] Reimi
Man, I'm itchy!
[20:25] Group
Ow! Itchy! Ow! Itchy!
[20:28] Shizuru
Over here!
[20:32] Shizuru
No way...
[20:34] Reimi
Toy soldiers!
[20:39] Group
Ow! Itchy! Ow! Itchy!
[20:44] Shizuru
What?!
[20:45] Shizuru
How many are there?!
[20:46] Reimi
Hey, we're not here to...
[20:50] Group
Ow! Itchy! Ow! Itchy!
[21:01] Reimi
A-Akira...
[21:07] (Flashback) Reimi
Akira!
[21:09] (Flashback) Reimi
Akira, wait!
[21:13] (Flashback) Reimi
I finally caught up!
[21:16] (Flashback) Akira
What's wrong?
SIGN Iron Monty's
Splendid Wednesday
[21:16] (Flashback) Reimi
I have no idea how to study
for tomorrow's Japanese test!
[21:20] (Flashback) Reimi
Tell me how I can get a good score!
[21:22] (Flashback) Akira
If I did that, you'd stop
being Flunking Reimi.
[21:25] (Flashback) Reimi
I'm fine with that!
[21:27] (Flashback) Reimi
I want to stop!
[21:29] (Flashback) Akira
Tear out the parts you want to memorize
from a textbook or dictionary, put them
[21:33] (Flashback) Akira
between two Togo rice crackers, and eat it.
[21:35] (Flashback) Reimi
Wow! You're so smart, Akira!
[21:46] (Flashback) Reimi
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[21:55] Reimi
Ow...
[22:01] Reimi
Eh?
[22:03] Reimi
What the hell?!
E5 - I'll Be Reduced to Bones
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[00:00] (Flashback) Shizuru
What's the point of studying?
[00:02] (Flashback) Shizuru
I don't get it.
[00:04] (Flashback) Yoka
To figure out what you don't get, maybe?
[00:08] (Flashback) Shizuru
Yoka, sometimes I don't get you, either.
[00:19] (Flashback) Reimi
Shizuru-chan, what'd you wish for?
[00:21] (Flashback) Shizuru
Not telling!
[00:22] (Flashback) Shizuru
What'd you wish for?
[00:23] (Flashback) Yoka
What?!
[00:24] (Flashback) Yoka
I'm not saying!
SIGN 31st Agano Archery Competition
[00:33] (Flashback) Shizuru
Get him, Nadeko-chan!
[00:35] (Flashback) Shizuru
Kick his butt!
[00:35] Group
Kick his butt!
[00:38] (Flashback) Group
Kick his butt! Go, go!
[00:41] Yoka
You can do it...
[00:42] (Flashback) Yoka
Kick his butt!
SIGN Train to the End of the World
[02:20] Reimi
What the hell?!
[02:22] Reimi
Are you okay, Shizuru-chan?!
SIGN Episode 5 I'll Be Reduced to Bones
[02:24] Reimi
Those tiny soldiers we saw
must have done this to us!
[02:27] Shizuru
I'm alive.
[02:28] Reimi
I can't move at all!
[02:30] Reimi
How about you?
[02:36] Shizuru
No use.
[02:36] Shizuru
Man, they really got us good, though,
with those missile-looking things.
[02:39] Reimi
They didn't just look it,
those were missiles!
[02:42] Reimi
The mini-mini soldiers unloaded those
nasty, itchy bullets on us, too!
[02:45] Reimi
I know what it is!
[02:47] Reimi
The bullets hurt less
because they're so small!
[02:49] Shizuru
Really?
[02:50] Reimi
I dunno, probably!
[02:51] Reimi
Anyway, we need to get these off!
[02:53] Shizuru
Yeah, you're right.
[02:54] Reimi
Ah, sheesh!
[03:13] Captain
Who in the world are you?
[03:15] Reimi
Take these off first.
[03:16] Captain
Answer me.
[03:17] Reimi
No way. Untie me, and I'll talk.
[03:20] Captain
You can stay tied up until you die, then.
[03:24] Shizuru
We came from Agano!
[03:26] Captain
Agano?
[03:28] Captain
The people in Agano didn't change, either?
[03:30] Shizuru
Either? Did you say "either"?
[03:32] Captain
I'm asking if the folks
in Agano stayed the same!
[03:35] Shizuru
It hasn't happened yet, but we'll
eventually turn into animals.
[03:39] Captain
Why did you come here?
[03:42] Shizuru
For a walk.
[03:43] Reimi
We're trying to find medical help!
[03:44] Shizuru
Why'd you tell him?!
[03:45] Reimi
I shouldn't have?
[03:47] Shizuru
I was going to tell him little by little!
[03:48] Reimi
I didn't know that!
[03:50] Shizuru
If you spill the beans,
we have nothing to bargain with!
[03:52] Reimi
What? I said I'd talk if they untied us.
[03:55] Shizuru
That's why that guy tried to leave!
[03:56] Shizuru
You can't take that attitude from the start!
[03:59] Reimi
Well, that guy annoys me a lot!
[04:01] Shizuru
He annoys me just as much!
[04:03] Captain
Spin the blades!
[04:11] Shizuru
What, what?!
[04:12] Reimi
H-H-Hey!
[04:14] Reimi
Ow! Stop th—Ow!
[04:15] Shizuru
Sorry! We're sorry!
[04:15] Reimi
Ow! My face! It hurts!
[04:17] Captain
Stop the blades.
[04:20] Captain
Quit your damn yapping!
[04:21] Captain
I'm the one asking the questions!
[04:23] Captain
Who said you could argue?!
[04:25] Captain
Or insult me, for that matter?!
[04:27] Reimi
He's really mad all of a sudden.
[04:28] Captain
I'm not mad!
[04:29] Captain
You little girls can't make me mad!
[04:31] Captain
I'm the captain here!
[04:32] Captain
Why would the captain get mad at—
[04:34] Soldier
Captain.
[04:34] Captain
Yeah, all right!
[04:36] Captain
Surely you can find medical
help in Agano, too.
[04:39] Reimi
We're looking for someone called the Doctor.
[04:43] Captain
You know the Doctor?
[04:44] Reimi
We pulled some mushrooms off of our friend,
and now she might die!
[04:48] Captain
Mushrooms?
[04:49] Captain
Is that due to 7G as well?
[04:51] Reimi
Obviously!
[04:53] Reimi
It is, right?
[04:54] Shizuru
Has to be.
[04:56] Captain
It's just like the Boss said.
[04:59] Shizuru
What's gotten into them?
[05:00] Captain
We need to report this at once.
[05:01] Reimi
Hey!
[05:02] Reimi
We talked, so untie us!
[05:04] Captain
I never agreed to that.
[05:06] Captain
We can't let news of our town
reach outside ears.
[05:08] Reimi
Why not?
[05:09] Captain
It was a decision made by our astute boss.
[05:12] Reimi
"Boss"?
[05:13] Captain
On the Boss's orders, your skeletons
will be displayed tomorrow,
[05:16] Captain
next to the Akebono elephant
fossil in Sayama City Museum.
[05:19] Shizuru
Wait, skeletons?
[05:21] Reimi
We'd die if we became skeletons!
[05:22] Reimi
That's a death sentence!
[05:24] Reimi
Hey, wait!
[05:26] Reimi
Let us go, you puny little insects!
[05:30] Nadeshiko
Current, check.
[05:31] Nadeshiko
Voltage, check.
[05:32] Akira
Nadeko-chan! Anthony!
[05:34] Akira
Come here!
[05:35] Nadeshiko
Okay, give me a minute.
[05:37] Nadeshiko
Pochi-san. Akira-chan's calling you!
[05:40] Akira
Quick, come here!
[05:41] Nadeshiko
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
[05:42] Nadeshiko
Check!
[05:44] Nadeshiko
What's wrong, Akira-chan?
[05:45] Akira
Where did Reimi-chan and Shizuru-chan go?
[05:48] Akira
Akira's bored all alone here.
[05:51] Nadeshiko
I bet you are.
[05:52] Nadeshiko
They'll be back in no time.
Can you wait a little longer?
[05:55] Akira
I bet they took a detour
to grab some ice cream!
[05:58] Akira
So I'll play with Anthony instead.
[06:02] Nadeshiko
Pochi-san. She's in your paws
while I finish my inspection.
[06:06] Akira
Anthony, you're so fluffy and cute.
[06:09] Akira
Your face keeps getting scrunchier.
[06:13] Reimi
Agh, my wrists hurt!
[06:15] Shizuru
Stop that. You'll make them bleed.
[06:17] Reimi
We've got more pressing issues here!
[06:18] Shizuru
You'll snap your bracelet!
[06:20] Shizuru
Hear me out here.
[06:23] Reimi
Sure.
[06:23] Shizuru
We know that the Doctor
is here in this town.
[06:26] Reimi
Yeah.
[06:27] Shizuru
Now we just need to find them.
[06:29] Reimi
Huh?
[06:29] Reimi
How about a way to break free?
[06:31] Shizuru
No idea yet.
[06:32] Reimi
There!
[06:33] Reimi
That's the important part!
[06:34] Reimi
You got my hopes up! I regret it now!
[06:36] Reimi
Isn't there something we can do?
[06:41] Reimi
Hey, hey!
[06:42] Reimi
Hey, wait! Wait up, lady!
[06:44] Reimi
Undo these ropes, please!
[06:46] Shizuru
We're not here to harm you.
[06:49] Shizuru
All we want is for this Doctor
person to help our friend!
[06:53] Lady
If I talk to you, the Boss will
have my skeleton put on display.
[06:57] Reimi
Seriously, who is this boss, anyway?!
[06:59] Lady
If I tell you, I'll be reduced to bones.
[07:01] Shizuru
Then why did you approach us?
[07:03] Shizuru
You must have had a reason!
[07:05] Lady
I'm in charge of cleaning this area,
so I was checking for trash.
[07:09] Lady
If anything's dirty,
I'll be reduced to bones.
[07:12] Reimi
How about this?
[07:12] Reimi
We'll help you pick up garbage!
[07:14] Reimi
Hey!
[07:15] Shizuru
Pee.
[07:17] Reimi
Shizuru-chan?!
[07:19] Shizuru
I'll pee myself, right here.
[07:20] Shizuru
I've needed to use the
bathroom this whole time.
[07:22] Shizuru
I can't hold it in, so I'll just pee here.
[07:26] Shizuru
The park will end up a mess, but oh well.
[07:28] Reimi
I need to pee, too!
[07:30] Reimi
Like, a lot!
[07:31] Reimi
Not my problem.
[07:32] Shizuru
If you untie us, I promise
we'll take down the Boss.
[07:35] Reimi
Shizuru-chan's a real badass,
with her Agano jiu-jitsu!
[07:38] Reimi
And I'm... pretty badass, too!
[07:39] Shizuru
Help us and become a skeleton,
[07:42] Shizuru
or get peed on and become a skeleton.
[07:44] Shizuru
Pick one.
[07:47] Reimi
Ah, a little came out.
[07:49] Reimi
Thanks, lady!
[07:50] Lady
Ow, ow, ow...
[07:52] Reimi
Oh, sorry.
[07:52] Shizuru
We'll beat up the Boss.
[07:54] Shizuru
But take us to the Doctor first.
[07:56] Lady
The Doctor's been captured by the Boss.
[07:58] Shizuru
What? No way!
[08:00] Lady
So, first we'll need to help someone
who knows the Doctor's whereabouts.
[08:03] Reimi
No one's here.
[08:05] Lady
We've been placed under a curfew.
[08:07] Shizuru
Why's the Doctor imprisoned, anyway?
[08:10] Lady
Let me start from the beginning.
[08:12] Lady
Most likely, our transformation
was caused by that 7G incident.
[08:17] Lady
After first swelling greatly in size,
the recoil caused the town to turn small.
[08:21] Lady
Amidst the chaos, one person
brought the townsfolk together.
[08:24] Lady
That would be the Doctor,
Gappa Makoto Ångström-san.
[08:27] Reimi
Sounds amazing, name and all!
[08:29] Lady
The people appointed
Makoto-sensei as their leader,
[08:31] Lady
and were able to sustain their way of life
without issue, other than their size.
[08:35] Lady
But that was before the Boss arrived.
[08:38] Lady
The Boss seized control
of the town in no time,
[08:41] Lady
imprisoning Makoto-sensei
in an unknown location.
[08:45] Reimi
Is the Boss really that strong?
[08:46] Lady
In time, the town was divided between
the Inariyama upper class, loyal to the Boss,
[08:51] Lady
and the Inariyama lower class,
who were deprived of their freedom.
[08:54] Lady
We lower-class citizens are
under constant supervision
[08:58] Lady
and exist solely for infrastructure upkeep.
[09:00] Reimi
Infrastructure? Is that like influenza?
[09:02] Lady
We're forced to maintain the military base
[09:04] Lady
and generate electricity to be
used by the Boss for his enjoyment.
[09:07] Reimi
That's awful!
[09:08] Lady
Everyone has given up.
[09:10] Lady
But if Makoto-sensei were to return,
[09:13] Lady
maybe we could all unite and fight back!
[09:15] Shizuru
That's why you came to us?
[09:17] Lady
Yes.
[09:23] Reimi
What now, Shizuru-chan?
[09:43] Lady
Please!
[09:44] Lady
Tell us where they've taken Makoto-sensei.
[09:47] Lady
As a former upper-class citizen,
I'm sure you know.
[09:51] Shizuru
Um...
[09:52] Shizuru
We promise not to rat you out.
[09:55] Nadeshiko
Let's see...
[09:56] Nadeshiko
Currently in Inariyama Park.
[09:58] Nadeshiko
Searching for physician.
[10:00] Zenjiro
Why a physician, of all things?
[10:02] Zenjiro
Is someone sick?!
[10:02] Nadeshiko
What?
[10:03] Nadeshiko
Didn't we say Akira-chan had
mushrooms growing on her?
[10:05] Zenjiro
Heard about mushrooms.
[10:07] Zenjiro
This physician stuff's new!
[10:08] Nadeshiko
Didn't you say there was a
physician in Inariyama Park?
[10:10] Zenjiro
No!
[10:11] Zenjiro
That's not whachoo choo-choo...
[10:15] Akira
Nadeko-chan, are you in trouble?
[10:17] Nadeshiko
You can tell from my face?
[10:18] Akira
Actually, Akira is in trouble, too.
[10:21] Akira
My body feels heavy, and I can't move.
[10:23] Nadeshiko
Akira-chan!
[10:25] Akira
But no need to worry!
[10:26] Akira
When I'm in trouble, Reimi-chan
always shows up to save the day.
[10:31] (Flashback) Reimi
My tummy hurt so much, you know!
[10:34] (Flashback) Akira
I didn't think you'd actually eat it!
[10:36] (Flashback) Reimi
There's nothing left of my textbook now!
[10:37] Akira
Serves you right for taking the easy way out!
[10:39] (Flashback) Reimi
We're not friends anymore!
[10:41] (Flashback) Akira
See if I care!
[10:42] (Flashback) Boy A
Hey, whatcha reading?
[10:45] (Flashback) Boy B
Ugh, looks boring!
[10:46] (Flashback) Boy B
Nothing but words!
[10:47] (Flashback) Akira
I think it's fun...
[10:49] (Flashback) Boy C
Huh?!
[10:50] (Flashback) Boy C
Did you just laugh at us because
Nishi-Agano's on the Chichibu Line?!
[10:53] (Flashback) Akira
Stop it!
[10:55] (Flashback) Reimi
Hey, you!
[10:56] (Flashback) Reimi
What d'you think you're doing to Akira?!
[10:59] Akira
But she's a teensy bit late today.
[11:02] Akira
She's in for a scolding
when she gets back. Hmph.
[11:05] Nadeshiko
Yeah.
[11:06] Nadeshiko
Okay!
[11:07] Nadeshiko
I'll give her a scolding, too!
[11:09] Akira
Please do.
SIGN JASDF
SIGN My Awesome Base
[11:43] Lady
Makoto-sensei!
[11:45] Makoto
Yamada, what's going on?
[11:46] Reimi
We can talk after.
[11:47] Reimi
We'll save you, so come here!
[11:58] Boss
What are you vermin doing in my base?
[12:02] Reimi
He's huge!
[12:02] Reimi
Or, well, normal.
[12:03] Shizuru
It all makes sense now.
[12:05] Captain
How did you escape?!
[12:06] Reimi
Not telling, dummy!
[12:07] Boss
If you act out of line any further,
[12:09] Boss
I'll rip your heads off
and beat you to a pulp!
[12:12] Reimi
You're the one acting out of line here!
[12:13] Reimi
We heard everything.
[12:14] Boss
Hey, little close there. What's your deal?
[12:16] Reimi
I had no idea why everyone was obeying you.
[12:19] Reimi
It's just because you're big!
[12:21] Boss
Hey, what do you know?!
[12:22] Boss
I can't stand dumb,
arrogant gyaru like you—
[12:25] Reimi
I totally hate guys like you, too.
[12:27] Boss
Hey, hold on.
[12:28] Boss
I hate you way, way, way more!
[12:30] Boss
Hey, c'mon. What are you doing?
[12:32] Boss
Shoot them already!
[12:33] Captain
Fire!
[12:34] Captain
Engage!
[12:36] Reimi
That barely even stings!
[12:38] Reimi
Hi-yah!
[12:39] Captain
Launch tranq missiles!
[12:42] Reimi
There!
[12:43] Reimi
You won't get me twice with that!
[12:44] Boss
I know what you're up to!
[12:46] Boss
You rats want to cozy up to the
Doctor and take over this town!
[12:49] Reimi
Huh?
[12:50] Boss
Over my dead body, you dumb gyaru!
[12:52] Reimi
What are you, stupid?
[12:53] Boss
Ha!
[12:58] Reimi
Nice one, Shizuru-chan!
[13:00] Shizuru
Leave them to me.
[13:00] Shizuru
Get the doc to Akira!
[13:01] Reimi
What?
[13:02] Shizuru
Hurry!
[13:02] Boss
Don't just stand there!
[13:04] Boss
Shoot the Doctor already!
[13:05] Captain
Fire, fire, fire, fire!
[13:08] Shizuru
Hi-yah!
[13:11] Boss
Don't let them escape!
[13:12] Boss
Fire, fire, fire!
[13:25] Reimi
I'm here!
[13:26] Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan!
[13:27] Akira
So slow!
[13:28] Akira
Action figures!
[13:30] Nadeshiko
Wait, what?!
[13:31] Reimi
The Doctor and some folks from Inariyama.
[13:33] Reimi
Once Akira's better,
we gotta go help Shizuru-chan.
[13:35] Nadeshiko
Shizu... What's going on?!
[13:36] Reimi
Look, Akira.
[13:37] Reimi
We brought a physician.
[13:38] Makoto
Wait. I'm no physician.
[13:40] Reimi
What?!
[13:41] Reimi
Aren't you a doctor?!
[13:42] Makoto
I'm a scientist.
[13:44] Reimi
Then you're no help! You can't fix her!
[13:47] Makoto
Why don't you tell me what happened first?
[13:49] Reimi
What's the point if you're not a physician?!
[13:51] Nadeshiko
When we pulled out these mushrooms
growing from her butt a few hours ago,
[13:54] Nadeshiko
her entire personality changed.
[13:55] Nadeshiko
She's slowly becoming unable to move her body.
[13:58] Makoto
Let me take a look.
[14:02] Makoto
Akira-kun, was it?
[14:03] Makoto
After the mushrooms were pulled, has anything
changed other than your body feeling heavy?
[14:06] Akira
Lemme see...
[14:09] Akira
It feels cold and empty inside my head.
[14:11] Makoto
You girls lucked out.
[14:13] Makoto
If this is caused by 7G,
a physician can't help her.
[14:15] Reimi
So, can you help her, Sensei?
[14:17] Makoto
Not so fast.
[14:18] Makoto
This isn't my area of specialty as a scientist.
[14:20] Makoto
But as a researcher who was involved
with 7G, I can venture a guess.
[14:23] Group
What?
[14:24] Lady
You worked on 7G?!
[14:25] Man
So the reason that the Boss
was scared of you...
[14:28] Makoto
He knew of my experience and figured
I might be able to return the town to normal.
[14:32] Makoto
We refer to what occurred as the
"7G wave brain phenomenon."
[14:37] Reimi
Seven ele— what?
[14:38] Makoto
Under the effects of 7G, one's perception
can cause drastic changes to one's own body.
[14:44] Makoto
By undoing said perception—
[14:45] Reimi
In simpler terms!
[14:46] Makoto
In other words, the changes to Akira-kun
[14:49] Makoto
result from her perception that a vital part
of her got pulled out with the mushrooms.
[14:53] Makoto
Which means that to convince her
that she's back to normal,
[14:55] Makoto
you need to feed her some mushrooms.
[14:57] Reimi
What?
[14:57] Makoto
Mushrooms. Don't you have any?
[14:59] Nadeshiko
No, we don't.
[15:01] Reimi
Are we going back to Higashi-Agano?!
[15:02] Makoto
No. I believe there were some
growing in the Boss's room.
[15:05] Nadeshiko
Mushrooms?!
[15:06] Makoto
If Zenjiro were still alive, he might
have found a better course of action.
[15:10] Reimi
What? Did you say Zenjiro?
[15:12] Nadeshiko
Do you mean Taira Zenjiro from Agano?
[15:15] Makoto
How do you know him?!
[15:16] Makoto
Is he still alive?!
[15:18] Nadeshiko
He's alive... though his brain is addled.
[15:21] Nadeko
Zenjiro...
[15:29] (Flashback) Pontaro
Wibble-wobble, go!
[15:31] (Flashback) Surgeon
Commencing wibble-wobble surgery.
[15:41] (Flashback) Zenjiro
Run for it!
[15:43] (Flashback) Zenjiro
Don't stop! Hurry!
[15:45] (Flashback) Zenjiro
Get out of here!
[15:50] Makoto
I owe Zenjiro my life.
[15:53] Makoto
But for now, Akira-kun comes first.
[16:01] Shizuru
Where... am I?
[16:05] Boss
This is my room.
[16:07] Shizuru
What do you want with me?
[16:09] Shizuru
Gonna execute me and put my bones on display?
[16:11] Boss
Yeah, that's a good idea!
[16:13] Shizuru
Now that I can move,
I don't see myself losing to you.
[16:16] Boss
Ah, yes, that's true...
[16:19] Shizuru
Why are you doing all this?
[16:21] Shizuru
You're just bullying the weak.
[16:23] Boss
I've always... liked bases.
[16:27] Shizuru
What?
[16:28] Boss
Aren't they awesome?
[16:29] Boss
They've got fighter jets, choppers,
and all sorts of vehicles.
[16:33] Boss
I've always been a fan,
but I could never tell anyone.
[16:36] Boss
But, you know, I made some friends
for the very first time.
[16:38] Boss
And I told them I wanted to work at a base.
[16:41] Boss
That got a round of laughs.
[16:43] Boss
They said there's no way.
That I wasn't smart or athletic enough.
[16:49] Boss
And then the 7G stuff happened,
and I came here.
[16:52] Boss
I bet you think it's stupid,
or that I'm crazy.
[16:57] Boss
Hey.
[16:58] Boss
Why are you crying?
[16:59] Shizuru
It's nothing.
[17:02] Shizuru
Have you ever been to Ikebukuro?
[17:05] Boss
What?
[17:05] Boss
You're going to Ikebukuro?!
[17:07] Boss
That's asking for trouble!
[17:08] Boss
Don't put yourself in danger.
Just stay here with me.
[17:11] Boss
Yeah? Yeah?
[17:13] Boss
By the way...
[17:15] Boss
If you decide to stay here,
I don't mind letting your friends go...
[17:24] Reimi
Hand over Shizuru-chan and your mushrooms!
[17:26] Boss
This is why I can't stand gyaru!
[17:33] Reimi
Give up already, you jerk!
[17:36] Boss
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
[17:37] Boss
Stupid ginormous gyaru!
[17:38] Boss
I won't hand my base over to you!
[17:55] Reimi
What?
[18:11] (Flashback) Akira
Here.
[18:13] (Flashback) Akira
Sorry about your textbook.
[18:15] (Flashback) Reimi
Whoa!
[18:16] (Flashback) Reimi
It's fine!
[18:22] Boss
Direct hit on target!
[18:23] Makoto
Hey!
[18:24] Makoto
This isn't looking good!
[18:25] Shizuru
Yeah, it sure isn't.
[18:27] Shizuru
For him.
[18:29] Makoto
What?
[18:34] Boss
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[18:35] Boss
You morons! Help!
[18:36] Boss
Help me!
[19:49] Reimi
Huh?
[19:50] Reimi
Did I do it again?
[19:53] Shizuru
You did it again.
[20:02] Akira
It tastes yucky!
[20:04] Akira
Please, no more!
[20:05] Akira
Hm-hm-hmph!
[20:08] Makoto
Didn't work, huh?
[20:09] Nadeshiko
What now?
[20:11] Nadeshiko
It won't be long before Akira-chan...
[20:14] Reimi
This isn't the Akira I know!
SIGN Marquis de Sade
Justine
Translated by
Shibusawa Tatsuhiko
[20:17] Reimi
You need to be crabby and stubborn,
and read complicated books like this!
[20:22] Akira
What's that book again?
[20:24] Reimi
It's your favorite treat!
[20:28] Reimi
Eat it! Akira!
[20:28] Makoto
Her favorite?
[20:30] Shizuru
H-Hey, Reimi!
[20:31] Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan!
[20:32] Makoto
Wait!
[20:32] Shizuru
What?
[20:33] Makoto
It might just work.
[20:34] Reimi
This is for back then!
[20:40] Akira
What's the big idea, stupid Reimi?!
[20:42] Akira
You want me to die?
[20:43] Akira
What are you, a sadist?!
[20:45] Reimi
Sadi?
[20:45] Akira
Sadism!
[20:46] Akira
Deriving pleasure from pain!
[20:47] Akira
Becoming sexually aroused by inflicting
bodily pain or mental distress on others!
[20:53] Akira
If you don't get it,
read some Marquis de Sade!
[20:54] Akira
Well, not that an idiot
would get anything out of it.
[20:57] Reimi
Akira!
[21:00] Akira
Ah!
[21:01] Akira
My precious Tatsuhiko!
[21:02] Akira
I only have one more copy of this!
[21:05] Akira
And that's for preservation purposes,
so I can't read it!
[21:07] Reimi
Akira!
[21:09] Akira
Get off of me!
[21:11] Boss
Put me down! Put me down right now!
[21:13] Reimi
Where are you taking him?
[21:14] Makoto
There's a deserted island on Sayama Lake,
which grew humongous from 7G.
[21:18] Boss
Put me down, damn it!
[21:18] Makoto
It won't prove easy to escape from there.
[21:20] Boss
Don't leave me in that empty place!
[21:24] Makoto
I'm off to find Zenjiro.
[21:26] Makoto
We might find a way to improve
this state of affairs.
[21:29] Shizuru
What about here?
[21:30] Lady
We've decided to form our
own vigilance committee.
[21:33] Shizuru
Oh, yeah. I guess you do have weapons.
[21:36] Reimi
Doctor, you're headed in the
opposite direction as us.
[21:38] Makoto
Just look at our size.
[21:40] Makoto
Who knows how long it'll take, even if we
load a vehicle with all the fuel we have.
[21:43] Reimi
Be careful. You don't know what's out there.
[21:46] Reimi
I guess that goes for us as well.
[21:47] Makoto
It's the same for every journey
with a destination.
[21:50] Makoto
That's why the courage to take
that first step is worth so much.
[22:01] Akira
I'll make you another bracelet.
[22:04] Reimi
Really?!
SIGN 21 Stops Left Until Ikebukuro
E6 - Was What I Said That Awful?
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[00:07] Shizuru
What?
[00:08] Shizuru
I don't know about that name.
[00:10] Akira
No way.
[00:11] Reimi
Why not?
[00:11] Reimi
What's wrong with the Glorious Angel?
[00:14] Akira
It sounds skanky.
[00:15] Akira
And totally brainless.
[00:16] Reimi
Call it ritzy, at least!
[00:18] Reimi
If you're so picky, you suggest something.
[00:20] Akira
What?
[00:21] Akira
How about... the Ātman?
[00:24] Reimi
The heck is that?
[00:25] Nadeshiko
What about something simple,
like the Ikebukuro Express?
[00:28] Reimi
Right to the point.
[00:29] Shizuru
Makes it sound faster than it is, though.
[00:32] Nadeshiko
Do you have any ideas, Shizuru?
[00:35] Shizuru
Maybe... the Apogee?
[00:37] Reimi
The what G?
[00:38] Akira
Apogee.
[00:39] Akira
The farthest point that the moon
or a satellite reaches from Earth.
[00:43] Nadeshiko
Huh...
[00:44] Reimi
Pretty snazzy.
[00:45] Reimi
Apogee sounds good to me.
[00:46] Reimi
Okay.
[00:47] Reimi
Starting today, you're the Apogee.
[00:49] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, you're interested
in stars and outer space?
[00:52] Akira
News to me.
[00:54] Shizuru
Not me. Yoka.
[00:56] Nadeshiko
Yoka-chan?
[00:58] Shizuru
She taught me the word.
[01:00] Reimi
That's still a surprise.
[01:01] Reimi
Yoka-chan seemed like she'd be into
picture books or cutesy stuff.
[01:06] Nadeshiko
On that note, why did she go off to Ikebukuro?
[01:09] Nadeshiko
All by her lonesome, too.
[01:11] Reimi
I know, right?
[01:12] Reimi
That's what I've been wondering.
[01:14] Akira
Yoka-chan didn't seem at all like
someone who'd do stuff on her own.
[01:18] Nadeshiko
That's right.
[01:19] Nadeshiko
And yet she wandered off
to Ikebukuro all alone.
[01:22] Nadeshiko
That's what's weird—
or, well, hard to explain.
[01:24] Akira
It's a bit of an enigma.
[01:26] Nadeshiko
Hmm...
[01:27] Reimi
What else is there in Ikebukuro?
[01:29] Akira
They have bookstores,
an arts theater, an aquarium...
[01:33] Reimi
Huh, would she go to any of those?
[01:35] Akira
Doesn't fit my image of her at all.
[01:37] Reimi
Yeah, right?
[01:38] Reimi
Yoka-chan was the type to fit in
but never really take charge.
[01:42] Reimi
She always hung out in the back with a smile.
[01:44] Nadeshiko
Maybe we didn't really know
much about Yoka-chan at all.
[01:50] Reimi
Stop it, Nadeko-chan!
[01:51] Reimi
That's too sad to think about!
SIGN Train to the End of the World
[03:26] Akira
"When it's farthest from the Earth,
the moon is 400,000 choo-choo..."
[03:31] Akira
Ugh, five minutes!
[03:33] Akira
Seriously, it's never enough!
[03:35] Reimi
These rock when you roast them
and sprinkle some salt on.
[03:39] Nadeshiko
If we have leftovers, we can
make bamboo shoot rice, too.
[03:41] Akira
Pochi-san!
SIGN CAUTION: BRIDGE OVERHEAD
[03:45] Nadeshiko
Is something wrong, Akira-chan?
[03:46] Akira
Pochi-san just threw up!
[03:48] Reimi
What?!
[03:50] Nadeshiko
Cats vomit all the time.
SIGN Episode 6 Was What I Said That Awful?
[03:52] Akira
It's his first time throwing up
since we left Agano.
[03:55] Nadeshiko
Did he eat something bad?
[03:56] Shizuru
He's fine.
[04:01] Akira
What if something's wrong with Pochi-san?
[04:03] Reimi
We need him to look for Yoka-chan
when we get to Ikebukuro.
[04:07] Reimi
He's the only one who can pick up on her scent.
[04:10] Akira
Which is why we need him to stay healthy!
[04:14] Nadeshiko
How old is Pochi-san again?
[04:15] Reimi
Pochi-san's been around ever
since we were kids, right?
[04:20] Nadeshiko
That'd make him around 13 or 14 years old?
[04:23] Reimi
Whoa, he's a real grandpa!
[04:24] Akira
You're the worst!
[04:25] Akira
Weren't you the one who yelled at me
when I mentioned Grandma Koyuki's age?!
[04:30] Reimi
That was different!
[04:31] Akira
No, it's not!
[04:32] Akira
If Pochi-san dies... he's gone for good!
[04:38] Reimi
Hey now, Akira...
[04:39] Shizuru
It's fine, it's fine.
[04:42] Shizuru
He's probably just fine.
[04:44] Reimi
Shizuru-chan, that wasn't very convincing.
[04:47] Nadeshiko
Aren't you worried about him?
[04:48] Nadeshiko
You were the one who brought him along.
[04:51] Shizuru
Hey, hold it.
[04:52] Shizuru
I didn't drag him along or anything.
[04:54] Shizuru
Pochi-san decided to follow me.
[04:56] Reimi
This again?
[04:58] Nadeshiko
Do you want to say that you didn't
drag us into all of this—
[05:03] Nadeshiko
that we decided to follow you here?
[05:05] Nadeshiko
Maybe you're right, but that's
a little insensitive.
[05:08] Nadeshiko
I shouldn't have to tell you again.
[05:10] Shizuru
Um...
[05:11] Nadeshiko
Tell me, Shizuru-chan.
[05:13] Nadeshiko
Why did Yoka-chan go to Ikebukuro?
[05:15] Shizuru
What?
[05:16] Nadeshiko
I think you must have an idea.
[05:18] Shizuru
Why ask that now?
[05:19] Nadeshiko
Is now a bad time to ask?
[05:22] Nadeshiko
Why?
[05:24] Shizuru
I mean, I can answer...
[05:27] Shizuru
We had a fight.
[05:28] Reimi
Knew it!
[05:30] Nadeshiko
About what?
[05:32] Shizuru
I don't want to talk about it.
[05:35] Shizuru
I really don't.
[05:37] Nadeshiko
You said something to Yoka-chan,
or did something to her.
[05:41] Reimi
What? Yoka-chan got mad at you?
[05:43] Akira
I can't imagine Yoka-chan crying.
[05:45] Shizuru
I don't really get it myself.
[05:48] Nadeshiko
You don't get it?
[05:49] Nadeshiko
You did something to her, right?
[05:51] Shizuru
All she said to me was, "Now I get it."
[05:54] Shizuru
Whoa, that's a shocker!
[05:56] (Flashback) Yoka
You think so?
[05:57] (Flashback) Shizuru
Totally!
[05:59] (Flashback) Shizuru
Huh? So what?
[06:00] (Flashback) Shizuru
By outer space, you mean the stuff up there?
[06:02] (Flashback) Shizuru
You spend your time thinking
about that, Yoka?
[06:04] (Flashback) Shizuru
Never would have guessed!
[06:06] (Flashback) Shizuru
What do they call that again?
[06:08] (Flashback) Shizuru
Oh, right.
[06:09] (Flashback) Shizuru
It was astronomy! Astronomy!
[06:11] (Flashback) Yoka
Actually, I want to work on new
planetary probes and space stations,
[06:16] (Flashback) Yoka
developing and simulating
guidance and control syst—
[06:18] Shizuru
How do you get a job doing all of that?
[06:20] (Flashback) Yoka
Huh?
[06:21] (Flashback) Yoka
Study hard at a university,
write a thesis...
[06:25] (Flashback) Shizuru
Then what?
[06:26] (Flashback) Yoka
Send an application to a research
center when there's an opening.
[06:29] (Flashback) Shizuru
An application? That's it?
[06:31] (Flashback) Yoka
Yeah, I guess...
[06:33] (Flashback) Shizuru
Huh...
[06:36] (Flashback) Shizuru
I'm not sure I totally get it,
but won't it be super hard?
[06:40] (Flashback) Yoka
I know that.
[06:41] (Flashback) Yoka
Even so, I still...
[06:43] (Flashback) Shizuru
You're amazing, Yoka.
[06:46] (Flashback) Yoka
No, I'm not.
[06:50] (Flashback) Shizuru
Man, but... Y'know...
[06:51] (Flashback) Shizuru
Outer space? Probes?
[06:53] (Flashback) Shizuru
I'd never even consider
doing that for a living.
[06:56] (Flashback) Shizuru
How do you even come up with that?
[06:58] (Flashback) Shizuru
Honestly, though?
[06:59] (Flashback) Shizuru
It doesn't sound very realistic to me.
[07:02] (Flashback) Yoka
Realistic?
[07:03] (Flashback) Shizuru
All that stuff.
[07:05] (Flashback) Yoka
All that stuff...
[07:06] (Flashback) Shizuru
I mean, we're just regular folks.
[07:09] (Flashback) Shizuru
I figure that kinda stuff is best saved
for people who are more exceptional.
[07:13] (Flashback) Shizuru
Oh, I'm not trying to make
fun of you or anything.
[07:16] (Flashback) Shizuru
But this is some real far-fetched stuff
you're talking about.
[07:21] (Flashback) Yoka
Is it really?
[07:22] (Flashback) Shizuru
Totally!
[07:23] (Flashback) Shizuru
Going from Agano to the stars,
outer space, the galaxy?
[07:26] (Flashback) Shizuru
No way! Not happening!
[07:27] (Flashback) Shizuru
You're just embarrassing yourself
with such high hopes.
[07:30] (Flashback) Shizuru
You need to accept reality
and compromise a little.
[07:33] (Flashback) Shizuru
C'mon, now!
[07:34] (Flashback) Shizuru
How about something more normal?
[07:36] (Flashback) Shizuru
Normal's all you'll ever be,
[07:37] (Flashback) Shizuru
so do you really need to worry about
all this exceptional-people stuff?
[07:41] (Flashback) Shizuru
I mean, I think it's great that
you're thinking about all that,
[07:44] (Flashback) Shizuru
but it'll be rough when you don't make it.
[07:46] (Flashback) Shizuru
Like, you gotta know
you've got no chance, right?
[07:48] (Flashback) Shizuru
Well, not like I would either.
[07:50] (Flashback) Shizuru
Guess we're the same.
[07:53] (Flashback) Shizuru
What's up?
[07:54] (Flashback) Yoka
What do you mean?
[07:56] (Flashback) Shizuru
You suddenly went quiet.
[07:57] (Flashback) Shizuru
Did I say something weird?
[08:00] (Flashback) Yoka
Not really.
[08:01] (Flashback) Yoka
It's just that now I get it.
[08:02] (Flashback) Shizuru
Get what, exactly?
[08:04] (Flashback) Shizuru
If you have a problem with what
I said, say it to my face!
[08:08] (Flashback) Yoka
You're entitled to your opinion.
[08:09] (Flashback) Shizuru
You're really pushing me away, huh?
[08:12] (Flashback) Shizuru
Insensitive much?
[08:13] (Flashback) Shizuru
I don't think I said anything wrong here.
[08:19] (Flashback) Yoka
I see now.
[08:21] (Flashback) Yoka
So that's what you're like, Shizuru.
[08:23] (Flashback) Shizuru
Huh?
[08:24] (Flashback) Shizuru
What's that supposed to mean?
[08:26] (Flashback) Shizuru
I could say the same about you, Yoka!
[08:29] (Flashback) Yoka
That's right.
[08:30] (Flashback) Yoka
This is how I am.
[08:33] (Flashback) Yoka
Sorry!
[08:35] (Flashback) Shizuru
What are you sorry about?!
[08:37] (Flashback) Shizuru
I don't care about you anymore, Yoka!
[08:41] Reimi
I think you're to blame here, Shizuru-chan.
[08:44] Reimi
I'd feel so awful and angry
if you put me down like that.
[08:47] Akira
Especially for laughing
at the things I like.
[08:50] Shizuru
I know—
[08:51] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan already realizes
that she said some awful things.
[08:56] Shizuru
Did I really?
[08:58] Shizuru
Was what I said that awful?
[09:00] Reimi
Well, that's the whole reason Yoka-chan
went to Ikebukuro on her own, isn't it?
[09:04] Akira
Why Ikebukuro, though?
[09:06] Reimi
Beats me. I wonder why.
[09:08] Reimi
Hey, why Ikebukuro?
[09:10] Shizuru
I don't know.
[09:11] Akira
But your fight is the reason
Yoka-chan ran away from Agano.
[09:15] Akira
I don't think you can deny that.
[09:17] Nadeshiko
Even if you don't think
you said anything wrong,
[09:20] Nadeshiko
if Yoka-chan ended up being
hurt by it, then that's wrong.
[09:24] Akira
Hold on.
[09:26] Akira
Shizuru-chan, don't you want to find
Yoka-chan and apologize to her?
[09:29] Shizuru
Still...
[09:30] Shizuru
Isn't Yoka just as bad for leaving
without so much as a word?
[09:35] Reimi
Well, let's just say both of you
are partly to blame.
[09:39] Nadeshiko
I can't say much, since this
is a matter between you two,
[09:42] Nadeshiko
but I'm disappointed that you
couldn't tell us this until now.
[09:46] Reimi
Oh, yeah!
[09:48] Reimi
Yep.
[09:48] Reimi
I'm not sure why you kept it a secret from us.
[09:51] Akira
A sense of guilt?
[09:52] Shizuru
Not really.
[09:53] Shizuru
It's not like I dragged you
all out here with me.
[09:56] Nadeshiko
There you go again!
[09:57] Reimi
Really?!
[09:58] Akira
Don't give us that!
[09:59] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, do you think of us
as a bother for tagging along?
[10:03] Nadeshiko
I thought we all wanted to go
to Ikebukuro together.
[10:05] Nadeshiko
Are you saying you don't feel that way?
[10:07] Shizuru
I just wanted to go to Ikebukuro. That's all.
[10:11] Nadeshiko
All by yourself, you mean?
[10:14] Shizuru
Yeah, maybe!
[10:15] Reimi
What? Seriously?!
[10:16] Akira
A little late for that!
[10:18] Shizuru
Okay, sorry. You're right.
[10:20] Shizuru
Yeah, maybe I'm better off alone.
[10:22] Shizuru
Maybe we're all better off.
[10:25] Reimi
Shizuru-chan, what are you doing?
[10:27] Shizuru
Leaving.
[10:28] Shizuru
I'll go by myself.
[10:29] Group
What?!
[10:29] Shizuru
Sorry.
[10:31] Reimi
Wait, right now?!
[10:33] Akira
It's dark outside!
[10:35] Reimi
Hey!
[10:36] Reimi
Stop her, Nadeko-chan!
[10:37] Reimi
She's going off by herself!
[10:40] Nadeshiko
Maybe she just needs to calm down.
[10:42] Akira
What?
[10:43] Akira
You're going to let her go?
[10:44] Nadeshiko
Would forcing her to come back
really be better?
[10:47] Akira
Well...
[10:48] Nadeshiko
She needs time to cool off.
[10:50] Nadeshiko
And so do we.
[10:56] Reimi
Pochi-san?
[10:57] Akira
You're going with Shizuru-chan?
[10:59] Reimi
What? Don't go!
[11:01] Akira
Pochi-san will do something
about Shizuru-chan.
[11:05] Reimi
Really?
[11:12] Shizuru
Pochi-san.
[11:14] Shizuru
Go back with the others.
[11:15] Shizuru
They'll say I dragged you along with me again.
[11:19] Shizuru
Guess they didn't say that.
[11:21] Shizuru
I'm fine, really.
[11:23] Shizuru
You're here of your own will!
[11:26] Shizuru
I'm insensitive, you know!
[11:30] Nadeshiko
Let's eat dinner.
[11:31] Reimi
I don't get it.
[11:32] Reimi
How can you stay so calm, Nadeko-chan?!
[11:35] Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan.
[11:36] Nadeshiko
I won't answer you if you're just trying
to take your anger out on me.
[11:42] Reimi
I'm sorry.
[11:44] Reimi
It was about 65% anger,
but 35% of me really wants to know.
[11:49] Nadeshiko
Think about it.
[11:50] Nadeshiko
The only way to get to Ikebukuro
is along the train tracks.
[11:54] Nadeshiko
And there's only one set of tracks.
[11:56] Nadeshiko
As long as we follow this path,
we're sure to catch up to Shizuru-chan.
[11:59] Reimi
Oh, you're right!
[12:00] Akira
Nadeko-chan.
[12:02] Akira
You looked really scary there for a moment.
[12:03] Nadeshiko
What? Really?
[12:08] Nadeshiko
Let's eat up so we can all feel better.
[12:10] Reimi
Time to dig in!
[12:14] Reimi
You know what?
[12:15] Reimi
When it comes down to it,
the Apogee here is Shizuru-chan's train.
[12:19] Akira
She could have called it the Perigee.
[12:21] Reimi
The what G?
[12:22] Akira
Perigee.
[12:23] Akira
Apogee is when the moon is
farthest away from the Earth,
[12:27] Akira
and perigee is when it's the closest.
[12:28] Nadeshiko
The distance between
Shizuru-chan and Yoka-chan?
[12:30] Akira
I can't say for sure.
[12:32] Akira
But since we're on our way to meet her,
[12:34] Akira
giving it a faraway name, instead
of a close one, feels a bit wrong.
[12:38] Reimi
A little, yeah.
[12:40] Reimi
More rice!
[12:41] Akira
What? That was quick!
[12:43] Reimi
Yay! First come, first served!
[12:44] Akira
You'll get fat.
[12:45] Reimi
What?
[12:46] Nadeshiko
Don't be mean to her!
[12:55] Shizuru
I don't want to take the long way.
[12:58] Shizuru
Shortcut time!
[13:01] Shizuru
Next stop is Kiyose, huh?
[13:02] Shizuru
We'll get there in no time.
[13:04] Shizuru
We need to hurry as much
as we can to Ikebukuro.
[13:08] Nadeshiko
We'll stay here for the night,
[13:10] Nadeshiko
and set off tomorrow in the morning.
[13:12] Reimi
It'll be awkward if we catch up
to Shizuru-chan right away.
[13:16] Akira
For all of us.
[13:19] Reimi
I forgive Shizuru-chan.
[13:22] Akira
What's this now?
[13:23] Reimi
We're friends, aren't we?
[13:25] Akira
Does that mean Yoka-chan's not her friend,
because they never made up?
[13:29] Reimi
Huh? Um...
[13:31] Nadeshiko
That's not right.
[13:32] Nadeshiko
Fighting and making up
are both part of being friends.
[13:35] Akira
But you stop seeing each other
if you never make up.
[13:39] Akira
Are you still friends?
[13:40] Akira
Even if you never see each other again?
[13:43] Reimi
No more, no more!
[13:44] Reimi
Thinking about hard stuff right before bed
will give you nightmares!
[13:48] Shizuru
That's weird.
[13:50] Shizuru
We should have been out of there
in an hour or so,
[13:53] Shizuru
but we've been climbing for three hours.
[13:54] Shizuru
Is it supposed to take this long?
[13:56] Shizuru
No way, right?
[13:58] Shizuru
Pochi-san.
[13:59] Shizuru
Where's your response?
[14:00] Shizuru
If I talk to myself, that just
makes me a weirdo.
[14:06] Shizuru
I'm stupid.
[14:08] Shizuru
Why am I so stupid?
[14:11] Shizuru
Would it be best to go back?
[14:13] Shizuru
Should I?
[14:20] Shizuru
I've made up my mind.
[14:21] Shizuru
Let's go back.
[14:24] Shizuru
Huh?
[14:26] Shizuru
Which way was it again?
[14:30] Shizuru
When you find yourself lost,
the number-one rule is to climb up, not down!
[14:43] Shizuru
Pochi-san?
[14:46] Shizuru
What's that weird smell?
[14:53] Shizuru
Hey, Pochi...
[14:54] Shizuru
Huh?
[14:56] Shizuru
Poch—
[15:07] Shizuru
Seriously?!
[15:09] Shizuru
Pochi-san!
[15:12] Shizuru
Where are you all from?!
[15:14] Shizuru
Is it Kiyose?!
[15:22] Shizuru
Don't mess with Agano jiu-jitsu!
[15:26] Shizuru
Pochi-san!
[15:33] Shizuru
Hey! Go away!
[15:34] Shizuru
Shut up!
[15:40] Kuroki
Halt.
[15:50] Kuroki
The first one in ages.
[15:56] Kuroki
Let's bring her along.
[16:00] Shizuru
Hey, hold it right there!
[16:02] Kuroki
Pipe down.
[16:11] Akira
I don't see her.
[16:12] Nadeshiko
Did we miss her somewhere?
[16:14] Nadeshiko
Maybe we passed her.
[16:16] Reimi
We've been going pretty slowly, though.
[16:18] Akira
We have.
[16:19] Akira
Nadeko-chan, what if Shizuru-chan
strayed from the tracks?
[16:23] Akira
And if she did, where did it happen?
[16:26] Reimi
Yeah, where?
[16:27] Akira
I'm the one asking here.
[16:28] Reimi
It's not like I know, either.
[16:30] Reimi
Should we go back?
[16:32] Akira
What?!
[16:32] Reimi
Keep going, then?
[16:34] Akira
We've come pretty far since morning.
[16:35] Reimi
Nadeko-chan said to calm down, right?
[16:38] Reimi
What if Shizuru-chan
calmed down and came back?
[16:41] Akira
Back where?
[16:41] Reimi
Where we were when she ran off.
[16:43] Akira
Who would run off and then come right back?
[16:45] Reimi
You never know, do you?
[16:47] Akira
We're talking about Shizuru-chan.
[16:48] Reimi
Ah...
[16:49] Reimi
We don't know whether Shizuru-chan
would follow the tracks to begin with.
[16:53] Nadeshiko
The roads are more dangerous
than the tracks.
[16:56] Reimi
Yeah...
[16:57] Reimi
But this is Shizuru-chan
we're talking about.
[17:02] Reimi
Huh? Huh?
[17:03] Akira
What?
[17:03] Reimi
Be quiet!
[17:04] Akira
What now?!
[17:09] Nadeshiko
No way!
[17:11] Akira
It's the Black Leopard caravan!
[17:12] Akira
It's Neko-nii and his crew!
[17:19] Kuroki
What's your name?
[17:20] Shizuru
Chikura Shizuru.
[17:22] Shizuru
A second-year at Agano High School.
[17:23] Kuroki
Agano High, huh?
[17:24] Kuroki
I'm Kuroki Mito.
[17:26] Kuroki
You can call me Kuroki-san.
[17:28] Shizuru
Kuroki...san, you're a zombie, right?
[17:31] Kuroki
What's this now?
[17:32] Shizuru
Ah, well...
[17:33] Shizuru
Just wondering why you're
the only one who can talk.
[17:39] Kuroki
Why can I talk, you ask?
Because I'm the queen of the zombies.
[17:43] Shizuru
The queen of the zombies?!
[17:45] Neko
Ikebukuro by train?
[17:47] Neko
What a reckless idea.
[17:49] Reimi
Hey, Neko-nii-san.
[17:50] Reimi
Do you have any more news for us?
[17:51] Reimi
The latest Ikebukuro news.
[17:53] Neko
The latest I have is pretty old now.
[17:57] Neko
And it's all second-hand.
[17:58] Reimi
That's totally fine.
[18:00] Neko
Well, Agano's pretty weird,
but Ikebukuro's even worse.
[18:04] Neko
Like being stretched out into billboards,
or turned into egg custard and steamed.
[18:08] Akira
What?
[18:09] Reimi
You're not making any sense.
[18:11] Neko
I figured you'd say that.
[18:12] Nadeshiko
Um...
[18:12] Nadeshiko
Is it true that the world outside of the
Seibu Ikebukuro line doesn't exist?
[18:17] Neko
I can't say for certain,
since I haven't looked into it myself.
[18:21] Neko
That said, I can't deny the possibility.
[18:23] Neko
Especially with what I've heard from
those searching for other rail lines.
[18:26] Nadeshiko
You'll be looping back
around after this, right?
[18:30] Neko
Huh? Yeah.
[18:31] Nadeshiko
If you see Shizuru-chan in a town,
or while moving as a caravan,
[18:34] Nadeshiko
tell her she can come back any time,
and that we'll be waiting.
[18:39] Neko
That's fine by me... if I can find her.
[18:42] Reimi
Hey, can't you be a little more confident?
[18:44] Neko
I'm sure you've all seen already,
[18:47] Neko
but 7G turned the world into
an incredibly vast expanse.
[18:51] Neko
The possibility of running
into a specific person...
[18:54] Neko
Ikebukuro's a gauntlet, but this
area shows signs of danger, too.
[18:58] Neko
You girls should leave as soon as you can.
[19:00] Nadeshiko
What's the danger?
[19:01] Neko
Zombies.
[19:03] Akira
You mean corpses of the undead variety?
[19:05] Akira
We've just received eyewitness
reports of migratory zombies.
[19:09] Reimi
Migratory zombies?
[19:11] Kuroki
Zombies are surprisingly fragile.
[19:13] Kuroki
They rot in the heat
and freeze and snap in the cold.
SIGN Extra-Strong
Deodorizer
Fefreze
[19:16] Kuroki
They get mushy in the rain,
but they can't dry out too much, either.
[19:21] Shizuru
Makes sense.
[19:22] Kuroki
That's why they're constantly on the move,
searching for the perfect climate and soil.
[19:27] Shizuru
I see.
[19:28] Kuroki
I act as their compass.
[19:30] Kuroki
As the queen, I have a duty to lead them.
[19:33] Shizuru
I understand now.
SIGN Offerings
[19:35] Kuroki
You seem listless.
[19:36] Kuroki
Are you hungry?
[19:37] Shizuru
Huh? Yes, I suppose.
[19:40] Kuroki
For now, give her a part to eat.
[19:42] Shizuru
A part?
[19:44] Shizuru
Huh? P-Part?
[19:46] Kuroki
Eat up.
[19:47] Kuroki
Help yourself.
[19:49] Shizuru
Oh, um...
[19:50] Shizuru
I try to avoid stuff like beef jerky
because it gets stuck in my teeth.
[19:54] Kuroki
I see.
[19:55] Kuroki
What about you?
[19:56] Kuroki
Want some?
[20:00] Kuroki
Guess he doesn't.
[20:04] Shizuru
So does it taste like dried meat?
[20:07] Kuroki
I wouldn't know.
[20:08] Kuroki
I've never had any.
[20:10] Shizuru
What?
[20:10] Kuroki
I'm the queen.
[20:12] Kuroki
I have my own special diet.
SIGN Yasaka's
Corned Beef
[20:15] Neko
Sorry I can't join you.
[20:17] Neko
I've got my own work to do.
[20:19] Nadeshiko
Oh, no! It's fine.
[20:20] Neko
Be careful.
[20:22] Neko
If you run into zombies,
the best thing to do is just stay still.
[20:25] Neko
The trick I mentioned is
nothing more than a theory.
[20:30] Group
Zombies...
[20:32] Reimi
Those things, right?
[20:32] Reimi
Drooping eyeballs, rotting flesh,
eats brains, bites people?
[20:36] Akira
That's pretty much it.
[20:37] Nadeshiko
If you get bitten by a zombie,
you turn into one?
[20:39] Akira
Usually, yeah.
[20:40] Reimi
What do we do if Shizuru becomes a zombie?
[20:43] Akira
You see pretty smart ones nowadays
[20:45] Akira
that retain their personality
from before they died.
[20:48] Reimi
So they don't attack?
[20:49] Akira
They do.
[20:51] Reimi
Neko-nii-san!
[20:53] Reimi
We should go with Neko-nii-san!
[20:55] Reimi
We might still be able to catch up!
[20:57] Akira
Wait, what about Shizuru-chan?!
[20:59] Reimi
If Shizuru-chan's a zombie, being with
Neko-nii-san would be better and safer!
[21:03] Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan, are you saying you'd abandon
Shizuru-chan if she was a zombie?
[21:07] Nadeshiko
She wouldn't be your friend anymore?
[21:09] Reimi
She's my friend but also a zombie!
[21:11] Akira
She's a zombie but also our friend!
[21:13] Akira
She'd still be our friend
as a zombie... I think.
[21:18] Reimi
You know...
[21:19] Reimi
If a woman's dating
a terrible guy and she says,
[21:22] Reimi
"He's a good person, when he's
not gambling or drinking"...
[21:26] Reimi
You know how everyone responds,
"He does drink, which makes him bad"?
[21:32] Reimi
Is that what we're talking about here?
[21:35] Nadeshiko
No...
[21:36] Akira
Not really.
[21:38] Nadeshiko
Actually, it's the opposite!
[21:39] Nadeshiko
"He's such a slob, but I love him!"
[21:41] Nadeshiko
Or, "He's so selfish, but I forgive him!"
[21:43] Reimi
You mean like, "She's such a zombie,
but she's still my friend"?
[21:48] Reimi
"Shizuru-chan said all those awful things,
but she's still my friend!"
[21:52] Reimi
Do you think that's what Yoka-chan thinks?
[21:54] Nadeshiko
She does.
[21:56] Nadeshiko
I'm sure she does.
[21:58] Akira
We'll need to bring Shizuru-chan
to Yoka-chan to find out!
[22:01] Reimi
Yeah!
E7 - A Zombie That Laughs Is No Zombie at All
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[00:01] Shizuru
H-Hold it right there!
[00:04] Shizuru
Where are you taking me?
[00:06] Kuroki
That way.
[00:08] Shizuru
How many zombies are there
in this flock... swarm... pack?!
[00:13] Kuroki
Dunno.
[00:14] Kuroki
I've never counted.
[00:15] Shizuru
They used to be people, right?
[00:17] Shizuru
And they turned into zombies after 7G?
[00:20] Kuroki
Who knows?
[00:20] Shizuru
"Who knows"?!
[00:22] Shizuru
What are they going to do with me?
[00:23] Kuroki
Eat you...
[00:25] Shizuru
What?!
[00:25] Kuroki
I think? I mean, they're zombies.
[00:27] Shizuru
The heck?!
[00:28] Shizuru
I saw you eating canned food!
[00:30] Shizuru
That doesn't seem right to me!
[00:31] Kuroki
I can't provide for every last zombie here.
[00:34] Shizuru
You're the queen, aren't you?!
[00:36] Shizuru
At least keep your subjects under control!
[00:38] Shizuru
Also, my panties are going
to be in full view here!
[00:40] Kuroki
Panties...
[00:40] Shizuru
Hey!
[00:43] Kuroki
If you promise not to run away,
I'll untie you.
[00:46] Shizuru
I won't run.
[00:47] Kuroki
You swear?
[00:48] Shizuru
I swear!
[00:50] Kuroki
Untie her.
[00:52] Kuroki
We'll make her walk.
SIGN Train to the End of the World
[02:27] Nadeshiko
Looks good.
[02:28] Nadeshiko
We'll be able to spot it from a distance.
[02:31] Akira
Make sure you stay close by!
[02:33] Akira
Or else you're good as dead!
[02:35] Reimi
Yeah, Akira.
[02:37] Reimi
You always run off on your own.
[02:38] Akira
I was talking about you!
[02:39] Nadeshiko
Okay, let's get going.
SIGN Episode 7 A Zombie That Laughs Is No Zombie at All
[02:41] Nadeshiko
Off we go!
[02:45] Reimi
Wait, how do we find Shizuru-chan?
[02:47] Reimi
And what if the zombies already got her?
[02:50] Akira
Zombies come out at night.
[02:51] Reimi
Ah.
[02:52] Akira
Zombies have bad eyesight.
[02:54] Reimi
Guess that makes sense.
[02:56] Akira
Zombies love brains.
[02:57] Reimi
What?
[02:58] Akira
That's why...
SIGN Aluminum Foil
[03:00] Akira
You take this, and do this...
[03:02] Akira
and make a fake brain.
[03:04] Group
What?
[03:05] Akira
Zombies can't resist brains.
[03:07] Akira
If they see a brain, they'll approach it.
[03:09] Akira
So if anything happens,
throw the brain to buy some time.
[03:22] Reimi
That didn't buy us any time!
[03:24] Reimi
In fact, it attracted them!
[03:25] Akira
Don't make any sudden movements!
[03:27] Nadeshiko
What?!
[03:27] Akira
Zombies can't tell you apart
if you pretend to be one of them.
[03:30] Akira
Zombies move slowly.
[03:32] Akira
Zombies... don't scream.
[03:47] Reimi
They're onto us.
[03:48] Reimi
They're totally onto us!
[03:50] Akira
I'll distract them.
[03:54] Reimi
Way too close!
[03:55] Akira
Shut up!
[03:59] Nadeshiko
Akira-chan, Reimi-chan.
[04:01] Nadeshiko
Now's our chance.
[04:13] Nadeshiko
Patience. Be patient.
[04:14] Reimi
I know, but will this really work?
[04:17] Akira
Zombies don't attack their own.
[04:18] Reimi
Yeah, but will paint really fool them...
[04:25] Reimi
It did!
[04:28] Nadeshiko
Let's move slowly away.
[04:29] Akira
Sounds good.
[04:37] Reimi
Is that Shizuru-chan's?
[04:43] Reimi
Shizuru-chan's totally a zombie now.
[04:45] Nadeshiko
We don't know that for sure.
[04:47] Reimi
What if Shizuru-chan can't think
about anything except eating brains?
[04:52] Akira
Forgetting all about Yoka-chan?
[04:53] Nadeshiko
No. That won't happen.
[04:55] Nadeshiko
It'll be fine.
[05:06] Akira
A palanquin?
[05:08] Reimi
Oh, I see her.
[05:09] Reimi
Shizuru-chan's there.
[05:10] Reimi
Pochi-san, too.
[05:11] Akira
Turning blue?
[05:12] Reimi
Brown.
[05:13] Akira
Brown?
[05:14] Akira
So the rotting's begun?
[05:16] Reimi
Nope, fluffy as ever.
[05:17] Akira
Huh?
[05:17] Reimi
Pochi-san, right?
[05:19] Akira
No, the human! Shizuru-chan!
[05:21] Reimi
Her face looks normal to me.
[05:24] Nadeshiko
Yeah, it does.
[05:25] Akira
So she's not a zombie yet?
[05:27] Reimi
Then why is she being so obedient?
[05:30] Reimi
You'd think she would go and start trouble.
[05:32] Nadeshiko
She absolutely would.
[05:34] Reimi
Oh, she looks surprised.
[05:36] Reimi
She fell down and landed on her butt.
[05:38] Akira
I can see that from here.
[05:39] Nadeshiko
Is she saying something?
[05:41] Nadeshiko
Hey, Shiz—
[05:42] Akira
We're in zombie mode! Zombie mode!
[05:45] Reimi
Huh? Is she itchy?
[05:47] Reimi
Has she started to turn?
[05:48] Akira
No.
[05:49] Akira
I think she's asking if we're
zombies or still human.
[05:52] Nadeshiko
Oh, because of our face paint.
[05:53] Reimi
Nadeko-chan, you look
the worst with that azure.
[05:56] Nadeshiko
Azure...
[05:57] Nadeshiko
It even sounds like a zombie moaning.
[05:59] Akira
Would "sky blue" be better?
[06:01] Shizuru
What?
[06:01] Shizuru
Can't move your eyeballs?
[06:03] Shizuru
Arms about to fall off?
[06:04] Shizuru
Need more brains?
[06:05] Shizuru
Oh, no! Oh, no!
[06:07] Kuroki
What's wrong?
[06:10] Kuroki
What's with those three?
[06:15] Kuroki
Hey!
[06:16] Kuroki
Huh, your ex-human ex-friends?
[06:19] Reimi
"Ex"?!
[06:20] Nadeshiko
"Friends"?!
[06:20] Akira
"Human"?!
[06:21] Kuroki
Or are they your human ex-friends?
[06:26] Kuroki
Or maybe...
[06:27] Kuroki
Ex-human friends?
[06:29] Kuroki
Human friends?
[06:31] Shizuru
Do you really need to sweat the details?
[06:33] Shizuru
All this ex or not stuff!
[06:34] Kuroki
Yes, I do!
[06:35] Kuroki
I won't abide rebellion.
[06:37] Kuroki
You can still speak, which means either
you've only just turned into zombies,
[06:41] Kuroki
or you're just pretending.
[06:44] Kuroki
Don't feel like answering?
[06:47] Kuroki
So be it.
[06:48] Kuroki
Your bodies will tell us
whether you're really zombies.
[06:51] Reimi
Our bodies?!
[06:52] Kuroki
Hey.
[06:53] Kuroki
Bring the you-know-what.
[06:54] Akira
An iron maiden?
[06:56] Akira
A brazen bull?
[06:57] Akira
A Judas cradle?
[07:02] Nadeshiko
Udon?!
[07:03] Kuroki
This is no ordinary udon.
[07:05] Kuroki
It's a Musashino specialty.
[07:06] Kuroki
Thick noodles simmered in miso
with seasonal veggies and pork.
[07:10] Kuroki
A toothsome, country-style udon.
[07:13] Kuroki
Shake a bit of shichimi pepper on here...
[07:20] Kuroki
Chew down on the springy noodles
and slurp the broth,
[07:25] Kuroki
with bites of pork in between...
[07:26] Shizuru
Eating all by yourself again?
[07:28] Kuroki
I'm special because I'm the queen.
[07:31] Kuroki
Zombies usually don't have any appetite.
[07:35] Kuroki
You didn't show any reaction
to the simmered udon.
[07:38] Kuroki
It looks like you really are zombies.
[07:40] Reimi
Uh-huh. We're zombies, all right.
[07:42] Akira
We come in zombie peace.
[07:44] Kuroki
I still can't say with complete confidence.
[08:03] Reimi
Ah, you died again!
[08:05] Akira
You suck.
[08:08] Kuroki
Even so, I'm the queen, so I don't
need to let anyone else have a turn.
[08:12] Nadeshiko
No.
[08:13] Nadeshiko
It's a snap of the wrist to reload...
[08:15] Kuroki
What was that?
[08:17] Nadeshiko
Ah, so frustrating...
[08:18] Kuroki
Frustrating?
[08:19] Kuroki
Zombies don't fret.
[08:21] Kuroki
Thus, they don't get frustrated.
[08:22] Nadeshiko
I'm not.
[08:24] Kuroki
Really?
[08:25] Kuroki
Wanna try?
[08:26] Nadeshiko
I... won't!
[08:28] Nadeshiko
Zombies don't play games.
[08:30] Kuroki
What if the queen commands you to?
[08:33] Nadeshiko
Why, you!
[08:34] Nadeshiko
Damn it!
[08:36] Nadeshiko
Eat this!
[08:37] Nadeshiko
Headshot!
[08:39] Reimi
Nadeko-chan's like a whole different person
when she plays games.
[08:42] Akira
And when she holds a bow.
[08:44] Reimi
She'd be unstoppable
if she had a bow in the game.
[08:46] Nadeshiko
Die, damn it!
[08:49] Nadeshiko
Hell yes!
[08:50] Nadeshiko
Stupid zombies!
[08:51] Kuroki
You're pretty good at this.
[08:55] Nadeshiko
All thanks to you.
[08:57] Kuroki
You have pretty fast reactions for a zombie.
[09:02] Shizuru
That's because, you know...
[09:03] Shizuru
She still has her reflexes,
since she only just turned into a zombie.
[09:06] Shizuru
Right?
[09:07] Nadeshiko
Yes, yes!
[09:12] Kuroki
Zombies don't laugh.
[09:14] Kuroki
A zombie that laughs is no zombie at all.
[09:18] Kuroki
Which means...
[09:19] Group
Which means?
[09:21] Kuroki
You're human.
[09:24] Kuroki
Tie them up!
[09:25] Shizuru
Stop it!
[09:27] Kuroki
If you're on their side,
that makes you an enemy, too!
[09:30] Kuroki
I'll eat all your brains!
[09:31] Shizuru
Just try it!
[09:40] Shizuru
Hi-yah!
[09:46] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan!
[09:47] Akira
Wow.
[09:49] Nadeshiko
Ah, it came off.
[09:50] Reimi
Are these guys actually super weak?
[09:52] Akira
Maybe we can win this.
[09:55] Nadeshiko
That's amazing, Akira-chan!
[09:57] Reimi
She's scared of ghosts,
but she can handle zombies just fine.
[10:00] Nadeshiko
Take this!
[10:08] Shizuru
We can do this!
[10:17] Shizuru
How?!
[10:21] Akira
They stuck back together!
[10:23] Shizuru
What the heck?
[10:24] Reimi
Endless zombies!
[10:25] Kuroki
Zombies don't die.
[10:27] Shizuru
Not fair!
[10:27] Kuroki
That's just how their bodily systems work.
[10:29] Kuroki
Nothing unfair about it.
[10:30] Nadeshiko
System? Stim...
[10:33] Neko
We've just received eyewitness
reports of migratory zombies.
[10:37] (Flashback) Reimi
Migratory zombies?
[10:39] (Flashback) Neko
They're a real pain in the neck.
[10:41] (Flashback) Neko
However much you beat them,
they keep coming back.
[10:43] (Flashback) Neko
They're weak but never die.
[10:44] (Flashback) Reimi
How are you supposed to deal with that?
[10:48] (Flashback) Neko
I haven't confirmed it, but it seems
zombies are weak to stimulation.
[10:51] (Flashback) Group
Stimulation?
[10:52] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
You mean, like, from living things?
[10:55] (Flashback) Reimi
They attack humans, don't they?
[10:56] (Flashback) Neko
Well, you shouldn't take it too seriously.
[10:59] (Flashback) Neko
Yep.
[11:00] (Flashback) Akira
Are you talking about sexual
or erotic stimulation?
[11:03] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
Akira-chan!
[11:04] (Flashback) Reimi
Ew, are you saying zombies are pervs?
[11:06] (Flashback) Neko
No, they can't handle it.
It's like their weak point.
[11:09] (Flashback) Akira
Zombies are the very
personification of death.
[11:12] (Flashback) Akira
Thanatos, as it were.
[11:14] (Flashback) Akira
Yin. Destruction. Annihilation.
[11:15] (Flashback) Akira
Opposite it lies...
[11:17] (Flashback) Akira
Eros.
[11:18] Akira
A mindset that values sensuality.
[11:18] (Flashback) Reimi
Akira-chan's going on
about weird stuff again.
[11:20] Akira
A yearning for beauty, goodness,
and all living things.
[11:21] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
Shh!
[11:24] (Flashback) Reimi
I don't know what she's
talking about anymore.
[11:27] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
Are we still talking about zombies?
[11:28] (Flashback) Neko
Be careful.
[11:29] (Flashback) Neko
It's best if you can avoid zombies altogether,
[11:32] (Flashback) Neko
but if they get close,
the ground rule is to stay still.
[11:34] (Flashback) Neko
What I mentioned is just
one possible zombie theory.
[11:39] Nadeshiko
Erotic!
[11:42] Shizuru
Nade—
[11:44] Nadeshiko
No! You've got it wrong!
[11:45] Nadeshiko
You see, we're talking about eroticism!
[11:47] Shizuru
E-Erotic?!
[11:48] Nadeshiko
No!
[11:49] Nadeshiko
Um, let's get this straight, Shizuru-chan!
[11:51] Akira
What Neko-nii-san mentioned?
[11:53] Nadeshiko
Yeah, that!
[11:54] Nadeshiko
Please, Akira-chan!
[11:55] Nadeshiko
Say something erotic!
[11:57] Group
What?!
[11:57] Nadeshiko
Anything's fine! Hurry!
[12:00] Akira
Something erotic, something erotic...
[12:02] Akira
I know, that English novel!
[12:05] Akira
"Mellors laid his hand in pure desire,
stroking the silky slope of her loins."
[12:14] Akira
"His fingers traveled down,
coming nearer to the very quick of her."
[12:20] Akira
"Connie's resistance was gone,
left without shame."
[12:24] Akira
"Spreading her lovely thighs,
she went all open to him."
[12:29] Akira
"She felt his manhood risen against her
with amazing assertion."
[12:35] Reimi
Pervy...
[12:36] Shizuru
I swear, Akira...
[12:39] Reimi
Nadeko-chan, don't be gross!
[12:46] Reimi
He's laughing?
[12:48] Shizuru
I thought zombies didn't laugh.
[12:51] Nadeshiko
He exploded!
[12:55] Shizuru
Akira, you're amazing!
[12:57] Kuroki
How do they know the zombies' weakness?!
[13:11] Reimi
More erotic stuff!
[13:12] Akira
What about grotesque?
[13:14] Reimi
Nope!
[13:14] Akira
I'm all out!
[13:15] Reimi
Think something up!
[13:17] Akira
No way!
[13:17] Akira
You come up with something!
[13:19] Reimi
Something pervy, something pervy...
[13:21] Nadeshiko
T... Tw... Th...
[13:24] Nadeshiko
Throbbing!
[13:25] Shizuru
Whoa, that's kinda hot!
[13:27] Akira
H...
[13:28] Akira
Hanky-panky!
[13:31] Shizuru
Huh? Hanky?
[13:33] Nadeshiko
K... C...
[13:34] Nadeshiko
Crawling!
[13:37] Shizuru
Nadeko-chan, crawling doesn't sound dirty!
[13:52] Reimi
Ugh, so icky!
[13:54] Nadeshiko
It'd sound dirty if you said "sticky."
[13:57] Reimi
I guess that might sound naughty to some.
[13:59] Akira
S... S...
[14:00] Akira
Squirming. Is that erotic?
[14:02] Nadeshiko
I'm not sure.
[14:03] Nadeshiko
Guess it depends?
[14:05] Shizuru
B...
[14:07] Shizuru
Bicker, bicker. Yell, yell.
[14:09] Reimi
What?
[14:10] Shizuru
Mope, mope.
[14:12] Shizuru
Dilly-dally.
[14:13] Shizuru
Bad, bad.
[14:14] Shizuru
Worry, worry.
[14:16] Shizuru
B-Beg, beg.
[14:21] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, save that for Yoka-chan.
[14:35] Akira
Our train is here.
[14:37] Akira
Agano's over here.
SIGN Ikebukuro
SIGN Us
SIGN Agano
SIGN Sacred Tree
[14:38] Akira
Ikebukuro's that way.
[14:40] Akira
And the zombies are around here.
SIGN Ikebukuro
[14:41] Reimi
What?
[14:42] Shizuru
Do we go through the zombies?
[14:44] Reimi
With our train?
[14:45] Akira
Grinding and snapping through them?
[14:47] Nadeshiko
I kind of... really don't want that.
[14:49] Shizuru
Oh, yeah. It's almost five.
[14:51] Shizuru
Time to report to Zenjiro-san.
[14:52] Shizuru
Zenjiro-san might be able
to teach us something dirty!
[14:55] Akira
Huh? You can teach us a song?
[14:57] Shizuru
Awesome!
[14:58] Akira
Nadeko-chan!
[14:58] Akira
I'll dictate, so write it down.
[15:00] Nadeshiko
Got it.
[15:02] Zenjiro
Let me sing you a song!
[15:19] Kuroki
You won't get away.
[15:21] Kuroki
Zombies, have at them!
[15:22] Kuroki
Capture the humans!
[15:29] Shizuru
Ugh, look at that!
[15:30] Nadeshiko
What if it doesn't work?
[15:32] Shizuru
We won't know till we try.
[15:40] Group
Tonight's a sweaty lovemaking festival!
[15:43] Group
The lady back home, get her hot,
strip her, spread her, line her up!
[15:48] Group
Hey! Get rubbing, thrusting, ram-a-lama!
[15:51] Group
Wham bam, ram-a-lam, bam ba-bam bam!
[15:53] Shizuru
And again!
[15:54] Group
Wham bam, ram-a-lam, bam ba-bam bam!
[16:03] Kuroki
Really?!
[16:05] Shizuru
It worked, it worked!
[16:06] Shizuru
Zenjiro-san's amazing!
[16:08] Shizuru
I think that's the first time
he's actually been helpful.
[16:14] Nadeshiko
They're not coming here.
[16:16] Shizuru
What's the big deal?!
[16:17] Akira
Moving in a pack isn't very
zombie-like to begin with.
[16:21] Reimi
Huh? Really?
[16:23] Akira
Well, it means there's a chain of command,
with a leader and followers.
[16:27] Akira
I didn't know zombies even had a hierarchy.
[16:30] Shizuru
That's right.
[16:31] Shizuru
They're taking commands
from the zombie queen.
[16:34] Nadeshiko
Wait, Shizuru-chan!
[16:36] Nadeshiko
Where are you going?
[16:37] Shizuru
Off to talk with the queen.
[16:38] Group
What?!
[16:40] Nadeshiko
Talk with her?
[16:41] Nadeshiko
No, you can't!
[16:43] Reimi
You think you can talk
things out with a zombie?
[16:46] Shizuru
You see, the queen probably isn't a zombie.
[16:48] Group
Huh?
[16:49] Shizuru
She was the only one eating real food, right?
[16:52] Shizuru
Like udon.
[16:53] Shizuru
Not that she gave us any.
[16:55] Nadeshiko
But isn't that because she's the queen?
[16:58] Shizuru
That's her excuse. I think.
[17:00] Shizuru
She'd be in trouble
if they knew she was human.
[17:03] Reimi
I guess, yeah.
[17:05] Reimi
After she pretended to be their queen.
[17:07] Akira
So use that to threaten her?
[17:09] Nadeshiko
What if she really is a real zombie?
[17:12] Shizuru
If she really is a real zombie,
I'll fight her.
[17:15] Shizuru
Not even the queen can come back
if she's smashed into pieces.
[17:18] Nadeshiko
Smashed into pieces?!
[17:19] Shizuru
Don't mess with Agano jiu-jutsu!
[17:21] Nadeshiko
I'll go with you.
[17:22] Nadeshiko
You've got your Agano jiu-jitsu,
[17:24] Nadeshiko
and I have Agano archery and my
hours in The House of the Dead!
[17:33] Shizuru
Hey! We want to talk!
[17:35] Kuroki
What?
[17:40] Kuroki
Stop!
[17:47] Shizuru
Why?
[17:49] Kuroki
Why what?
[17:50] Shizuru
Because they'll eat you if they find out?
[17:58] (Flashback) Kuroki
What?
[17:59] (Flashback) Kuroki
What happened?
[18:01] (Flashback) Kuroki
Where'd everyone go?
[18:17] (Flashback) Kuroki
What?
[18:17] (Flashback) Kuroki
What's going on?
[18:20] (Flashback) Kuroki
Oh, no! They can see my panties!
[18:24] (Flashback) Kuroki
Is it the panties?
[18:28] Shizuru
You've been their queen ever since?
[18:32] Reimi
Pretending you're a zombie?
[18:33] Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan!
[18:35] Kuroki
I didn't want to pretend,
but I didn't have a choice.
[18:38] Shizuru
Which station's closest to your house?
[18:40] Kuroki
Hoya.
[18:41] Shizuru
You didn't think to go back?
[18:43] Kuroki
I did, but still...
[18:45] Reimi
You couldn't have the zombies find out?
[18:48] Kuroki
That's true too, but...
[18:55] (Flashback) Kuroki
Don't move!
[19:04] (Flashback) Kuroki
I need to go back!
[19:39] (Flashback) Kuroki
You were waiting for me?
[19:49] (Flashback) Kuroki
Good job surviving the mold, my subjects!
[19:51] (Flashback) Kuroki
The queen commends you!
[20:00] Reimi
I see...
[20:02] Reimi
A master and her servants. How nice!
[20:04] Reimi
So you took the zombies with you
to wander around together.
[20:07] Kuroki
If I didn't, they'd grow mold
and fall to pieces.
[20:11] Nadeshiko
Makes sense.
[20:12] Shizuru
I guess you were a pretty nice queen.
[20:14] Kuroki
I didn't have any other choice.
[20:16] Shizuru
Nope.
[20:17] Shizuru
You've been a good queen to them.
[20:19] Kuroki
Thanks.
[20:21] Reimi
We're on our way to Ikebukuro.
[20:23] Reimi
How 'bout you, Kurokin?
[20:24] Akira
When'd you get so friendly with her?
[20:26] Reimi
It's fine! We're friends!
[20:28] Kuroki
Friends...
[20:29] Nadeshiko
Want to come with us to Ikebukuro,
Kurokin-chan?
[20:32] Kuroki
Ikebukuro... with friends...
[20:37] Kuroki
Together...
[20:41] Kuroki
I can't do that. I'm the queen.
[20:44] Reimi
But, you know...
[20:45] Kuroki
Sorry for holding you up.
[20:48] Kuroki
I haven't seen any humans in so long
that I just wanted to talk.
[20:52] Kuroki
But if you have somewhere to go,
I shouldn't be stopping you.
[20:58] Kuroki
I'll tell the zombies not
to attack any humans.
[21:01] Akira
You'll still be feared and hated, and you
might even end up being attacked yourself.
[21:06] Kuroki
I'm used to it.
[21:07] Akira
What?
[21:07] Kuroki
But I'm different from how I used to be,
[21:11] Kuroki
and now I have these zombies here with me.
[21:13] Kuroki
There's no need for you to worry.
[21:15] Shizuru
Got it.
[21:19] Kuroki
Be careful on your journey.
[21:21] Kuroki
I hear that Ikebukuro has its own queen.
[21:24] Reimi
See you later!
[21:25] Reimi
We'll stop by on our way back!
[21:26] Akira
Watch your panties!
[21:27] Nadeshiko
You can reload with a
small snap of the wrist!
[21:31] Nadeshiko
Good luck beating chapter one!
[21:31] Kuroki
Be especially careful of the queen!
[21:38] Reimi
You think Kurokin was bullied as a kid?
[21:41] Akira
Huh? That doesn't matter!
[21:42] Shizuru
Sure it does.
[21:44] Akira
What?
[21:44] Shizuru
The past is linked to who you are now,
[21:47] Shizuru
as well as who you'll be in the future.
[21:49] Nadeshiko
For better or for worse.
[21:51] Reimi
For richer, for poorer.
[21:53] Akira
Not quite.
[21:54] Reimi
Why not?
[21:55] Reimi
Everyone and their dog, then.
[21:56] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan.
[21:56] Akira
Getting colder.
[21:57] Reimi
What?!
[21:58] Reimi
How about pearls before swine?
[21:59] Akira
Totally off!
[22:00] Reimi
Substance over style?
[22:02] Akira
Not even close!
SIGN 14 Stops Left Until Ikebukuro
[22:04] Reimi
The hunter becomes the hunted?
[22:05] Akira
Nope!
E8 - Isn't That Bad Karma?
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[00:20] Akira
I don't see anything here.
[00:22] Reimi
Yeah.
[00:29] Group
Itchy, itchy, itchy!
[00:31] Nadeshiko
Itchy!
[00:32] Nadeshiko
Itchy, itchy, itchy!
[00:34] Reimi
What's going on?!
[00:35] Akira
7G!
[00:36] Shizuru
Is making us itchy?!
[00:36] Akira
Damn you, Higashi-Kurume!
[00:38] Reimi
This is the worst one yet!
[00:39] Shizuru
Nadeko-chan, up the speed!
[00:41] Nadeshiko
I'm so itchy, I can't!
[00:42] Nadeshiko
Dying! Dying!
[01:09] Akira
Are we okay this time?
[01:15] Nadeshiko
Looks like it.
[01:21] Akira
No! That was beyond my control!
[01:23] Akira
I'm sorry!
[01:24] Akira
Sorry for turning a blind eye!
[01:26] Akira
I really am!
[01:26] Reimi
Mr. Badger! Mr. Badger!
[01:27] Reimi
Please rest in peace, Mr. Badger!
[01:31] Nadeshiko
Dad! Come back, Dad!
[01:33] Nadeshiko
I should have stopped you two
from arguing back then!
SIGN Train to the End of the World
[03:17] Reimi
Onward, Apogee!
[03:18] Reimi
Go east!
[03:20] Nadeshiko
You sure are excited.
SIGN Episode 8 Isn't That Bad Karma?
[03:21] Reimi
Well, duh.
[03:22] Reimi
Remember what that weird
old guy in Hoya said?
[03:24] Reimi
NeriAli's up ahead!
[03:26] Akira
Was he telling the truth?
[03:27] Akira
Did Oizumi-gakuen really
turn into NeriAli Land?
[03:30] Reimi
It's the 7G incident.
[03:32] Reimi
Anything goes.
[03:33] Nadeshiko
I guess we have run into a lot
of far-fetched things so far.
[03:36] Reimi
Right, right?
SIGN Darkizumites
Denizens of Dark Nerima. Kindhearted, gentle, and hate conflict. As a result, they end up
oppressed by Chaos and his men. Used to be normal humans, but their extreme dependency
has slowly turned them pig-like. It's said that too much dependency can turn them
into full-blown pigs, but none of them seem to care. They're really fine with that?
A great number of them love beef.
[03:37] Reimi
Everyone in Oizumi-gakuen turned
into the Darkizumites from NeriAli.
SIGN Alice
Mischievous third-year in high school who went through the
roller coaster that is: No. 2 in the school hierarchy -> Complete recluse ->
Young leader of Dark Nerima. Searching online for the incident that
turned her into a recluse still turns up hits, so don't look it up.
So what if she wet herself once? I'd even say a screw-up like that
is a must for a character brimming with charisma like Alice!
What do you think?
[03:41] Reimi
There's also people who became
Alice, Iron Monty, Su-chan,
SIGN Iron Monty
A professional torturer who keeps torture devices from all over the world
on hand. Has a great deal of pride. Hails from a long line of torturers.
Takes his work seriously, but sometimes loses himself to torturer's high
(ecstasy felt by torturers). Goes on about how at the heart of torture is a
relationship of trust between torturer and torturee. Whatever that means.
Very sensitive to pain, and makes a huge fuss over minor scrapes.
Calls in sick to work.
SIGN Su-chan
Highly suicidal girl. Keeps a noose around her neck to die at any time
as part of her personal identity. Goes into a panic and faints when the
noose is taken off. She says it feels like walking in public naked.
Averse to hardship and adversity, she always complains with
"Dying, dying!" When something happens to her, gets angry with
"Are you trying to kill me?" Sings a weird song when she feels happy.
Wants to visit Sugamo Prison someday. It's gone, girl.
[03:44] Reimi
and even Opie, the opium poppy.
SIGN Opie
An opium poppy come to life. Releases a white fluid when
under stress or beat to a pulp. This white fluid makes you
feel really, really good. All your worries melt away
and it feelsh like nuthin' mattersh. But no need fer worry.
The magic of genetic engineerin' meansh ya won't get
addicted. Heheh. Heheheheheh. Whew, feelsh like heaven. Urp.
SIGN Alice in Nerima Land
Official Fanbook
[03:46] Reimi
I'm so jealous of whoever got to be Alice!
[03:49] Akira
Wait, that means we'll also run
into Alice's nemesis, Chaos.
SIGN Chaos
Norfolk terrier. Boss of Dark Nerima, as you all know.
Bad to the bone. Loves decay and chaos above all.
Claims that Japanese wolves went extinct because he
devoured them all. Rather than using violence to rule,
he's better at exploiting weaknesses and picking away
at them. Good at uncovering trauma and feels extreme
joy when degrading and humiliating others.
In short, this puppy's one big troublemaker.
[03:52] Nadeshiko
Not only Chaos, but his
minions Man-Cow, Rugger Man,
SIGN Man-Cow
An abomination that's part cow, part human.
Fires breast milk in all directions
and can't stop itself when it gets started.
Its breast milk is acidic and making contact
results in a furious itch, as well as mysterious
rashes. Has four all-season tires in place of legs
and can traverse any terrain. Fueled by breast milk,
of course. Extremely scared of weaning.
SIGN Rugger Man
A rugby player who wanted to be a baseball player, which
is why he uses baseball phrases like "Hey, batter batter"
or "nice swing". Has no love of rugby and doesn't care
if you mix it up with gridiron football. The canoe he rides
runs on hydropower. Slapping it makes it go faster, but if
it gets in a bad mood, sometimes it ignores Rugger Man
and speeds off wherever it likes (mainly down
Senkawa-dori and Kyuwaseda-dori).
SIGN Calico Cat
A rare male calico. The one who brought Alice to Dark Nerima.
Calls himself a video game enthusiast. Never skips his workouts,
but aren't those muscles more of a turn-off? As for why he works out,
bluntly put, "So I can snatch new consoles and games and make a run
for it." Hates shooters, action games, RPGs, and simulation games.
[03:55] Nadeshiko
Calico Cat, Jonidan, Guilt Incarnate,
SIGN Jonidan
The reincarnation of a jonidan sumo wrestler sacrificed to the gods.
The patterns on his body are said to be a vestige, but there are rumors
he drew them on himself. Look up "wicker man" for more details.
Regrets only making it to the jonidan division in sumo wrestling,
but there are no records to be found of him at all, so some think
he's just a chubby guy telling porkies.
SIGN Guilt Incarnate
Just like his name says, the personification of all the guilt
in the world. From that, you'd think he'd be clingy, but he's
actually very easygoing. Obviously thinks saying sorry will
fix everything, which can get on your nerves. Sometimes
attacks by firing a guilt beam from his head. His guilt beam
is extremely sour. It's said to taste like black vinegar.
SIGN Quarter Evening Cicada,
Quarter Brown Cicada, Et Cetera
Claims to be an elite specimen with all the best traits of cicadas,
but he's really just a mixed breed. Rare example of a cicada bad
at playing dead who gets found out instantly. Constantly receives
stern warnings from the All-Japan Association of Cicadas Playing
Dead. Despite this, he's always caught off guard and is easily
tricked by other cicadas playing dead. His hilarious reactions
are a big hit with the crowd.
[03:57] Nadeshiko
Quarter Evening Cicada,
Quarter Brown Cicada, Et Cetera,
SIGN Walkers
Shogi pawns. They talk with thick accents that have no rhyme
or reason to them. Very arrogant despite being weak.
They side with those stronger than them and lead carefree lives.
[04:00] Nadeshiko
and the enemy grunts, the Walkers.
[04:03] Nadeshiko
I can't help but be scared.
[04:04] Akira
It's okay, Nadeko-chan.
[04:06] Akira
He said NeriAli World is set after
the end of the series finale.
SIGN Episode 25
A Doggone Loser Yowls!
But Only the Norfolk Terrier
SIGN Episode 25
A Doggone Loser Yowls!
But Only the Norfolk Terrier
SIGN Top 3 Important Items in NeriAli
SIGN Top 3 Important Items in NeriAli
SIGN 1. Fountain of Captured Pieces
SIGN 2. Russian Washlet
SIGN 3. Scythe
[04:10] Nadeshiko
Oh, yeah.
[04:11] Nadeshiko
They defeat Chaos and the other bad guys
and put them inside a shogi bag.
[04:16] Reimi
Exactly.
[04:17] Reimi
I feel sorry for the people
who became Walkers.
[04:20] Alice
Su-chan, you're too slow!
[04:21] Alice
Take that noose off already!
[04:23] Su-chan
Nuh-uh!
[04:24] Su-chan
I'll die if I take this off!
[04:25] Su-chan
It's my identity!
[04:26] Opie
If Man-Cow and the others catch us,
we'll be put to death!
[04:29] Opie
We're dead either way!
[04:32] Alice
Iron Monty!
[04:33] Iron Monty
You got it!
[04:36] Iron Monty
Mon!
[04:38] Su-chan
Dying, dying, dying!
[04:40] (Flashback) Shizuru
Does Iron Monty get off on hurting people?
[04:42] (Flashback) Yoka
He used to be a pro torturer.
[04:44] (Flashback) Yoka
He takes pride in his torture,
[04:46] (Flashback) Yoka
but he hates being in pain himself.
[04:50] (Flashback) Shizuru
And Su-chan's the one who
always attempts suicide?
[04:53] (Flashback) Yoka
Yep.
[04:53] (Flashback) Shizuru
Opie's the one who spews
freaky juice when hurt,
[04:57] (Flashback) Shizuru
which makes everyone feel good?
[04:59] (Flashback) Yoka
Yeah, but it's been genetically
altered to be harmless to humans.
[05:03] (Flashback) Shizuru
Oh, who's this guy?
[05:04] (Flashback) Shizuru
The boss?
[05:05] (Flashback) Yoka
He's called Chaos.
[05:06] (Flashback) Shizuru
Because he KOs people with his stomping?
[05:08] (Flashback) Yoka
I think that's a part of it,
but it's written differently.
[05:11] (Flashback) Yoka
The spelling is a little more difficult.
[05:13] Chaos
Look here.
[05:15] Chaos
I came up with a real good idea last night.
[05:19] (Flashback) Shizuru
It looks like Alice doesn't
have any chance of winning.
[05:22] (Flashback) Yoka
Don't worry.
[05:23] (Flashback) Yoka
The world of Dark Oizumi
may seem topsy-turvy,
[05:26] (Flashback) Yoka
but it's all actually a shogi board.
[05:28] (Flashback) Yoka
When all's said and done, they all
have to obey the rules of shogi.
[05:31] (Flashback) Yoka
And so, once Alice figures that out,
[05:34] (Flashback) Yoka
she uses hasami shogi to
take down Chaos and his men,
[05:37] (Flashback) Yoka
leaving her free to return to Nerima.
[05:39] (Flashback) Yoka
But then, you won't believe
what happens next!
[05:42] (Flashback) Yoka
Oh, no!
[05:43] (Flashback) Yoka
I got carried away and started spoiling it!
[05:45] (Flashback) Yoka
I'm so sorry!
[05:46] (Flashback) Shizuru
It's fine, really.
[05:47] (Flashback) Shizuru
I don't mind.
[05:54] Reimi
Sounds like they're partying!
[06:07] Stall Walker 1
Welcome, welcome!
[06:08] Stall Walker 1
A crappy welcome to you!
[06:09] Stall Walker 2
Everything's cheap, cheap!
[06:10] Stall Walker 2
Cheap and shoddy!
SIGN Signature Gutton Candy
SIGN Signature Gutton Candy
[06:11] Stall Walker 3
Die right up and have a look!
[06:13] Stall Walker 4
Only 300 yen apiece!
[06:15] Reimi
Ugh, why's this place full of Walkers?
[06:17] Akira
I don't see any Darkizumites.
[06:20] Shizuru
You're right. But why?
[06:21] Reimi
The heck?
[06:22] Reimi
This isn't NeriAli at all!
[06:24] Akira
You said it.
[06:25] Nadeshiko
Um, excuse me.
[06:26] Walker 1
What, human girl?
[06:28] Nadeshiko
Is there some sort of festival going on?
[06:30] Walker 1
Why, we're celebrating the victory
of our mighty leader, Chaos-sama!
[06:34] Reimi
Huh? Why Chaos?
[06:35] Reimi
What about Alice?
[06:36] Walker 1
Alice-pi and her slimy
weasels are right there!
SIGN HERE LIES
ALICE
SIGN HERE LIES
IRON MONTY
SIGN HERE LIES
OPIE
[06:40] Reimi
Alice! Iron Monty! Opie!
[06:42] Reimi
What happened to them?
[06:43] Walker 1
They're dead!
[06:44] Reimi
Huh? No way!
[06:45] Akira
Su-chan's missing.
[06:46] Nadeshiko
Is this a festival under the pretense
that Alice and the others died?
[06:49] Walker 1
Ignorance sure is a scary thing!
[06:51] Walker 1
Ali-li-lice tried to fight
back with hasami shogi,
[06:54] Walker 1
only to have the tables turned
on her with gunjin shogi!
SIGN HERE LIES ALICE
[06:56] Walker 1
That's what we're celebrating tonight!
[06:58] Reimi
You're lying!
[06:58] Walker 1
Here's the proof!
[07:00] Walker 1
See what happens to the
Darkizumites who defy us!
[07:02] Reimi
Huh? Where are they?
[07:07] Reimi
No, no, no!
[07:08] Reimi
This would never happen in NeriAli!
[07:10] Walker 1
All right, fine.
[07:12] Walker 1
The four of you, tell these kids
how it went down!
[07:15] Jonidan
Jonidan, silver-general-turned-engineer.
[07:17] Jonidan
I ensnared that torture-loving freak in a trap
and subjected him to torture.
[07:21] Quarter
Knight-turned-cavalry, Quarter the Cicada.
[07:24] Quarter
I kicked that no-good druggie to death!
[07:27] Guilt Incarnate
I, Guilt Incarnate, lance-turned-spy,
[07:31] Guilt Incarnate
launched a sneak attack on the noose girl.
[07:33] Guilt Incarnate
But she got away from me at the last moment.
[07:35] Guilt Incarnate
I'm sorry!
[07:35] Calico Cat
Gold-general-turned-mine reporting in.
[07:38] Calico Cat
I killed Alice in an explosion!
SIGN Chaos-sama in
Chaos Land
[07:41] Reimi
This isn't NeriAli at all!
[07:42] Calico Cat
That's right.
[07:43] Calico Cat
You're in Chaos-sama in Chaos Land now.
[07:45] Calico Cat
A magical kingdom you can enter
but never leave.
[07:49] Calico Cat
Sucks to be you.
[07:50] Reimi
Huh?
[07:50] Reimi
What's all this nonsense you made up?
[07:52] Reimi
Whatever!
[07:53] Reimi
This place isn't NeriAli at all!
[07:55] Reimi
Let's head to Ikebukuro already!
[07:57] Quarter
Death for you!
[07:58] Guilt Incarnate
Sorry, that's a death sentence.
[08:00] Jonidan
Death to them!
[08:01] Calico Cat
Death penalty.
[08:06] Chaos
Huh? Where are you from?
[08:08] Chaos
You cocky little kids.
[08:09] Akira
Agano.
[08:10] Chaos
And where are you going?
[08:12] Reimi
We told you, Ikebukuro!
[08:13] Chaos
I can't let you do that.
[08:15] Chaos
Someone who's a real pain told me
not to let anyone through.
[08:19] Chaos
All of you, capture them!
[08:20] Chaos
No more failures!
[08:22] Chaos
Like that time with the animal!
[08:24] Akira
What now?
[08:25] Reimi
What do you mean, "what now?"
[08:26] Shizuru
For now, we need to run away!
[08:35] Akira
I know, the escalator!
[08:37] Shizuru
What about it?
[08:38] Akira
You know, in the real NeriAli,
[08:40] Akira
this is where the entrance to Dark Nerima is.
[08:43] Reimi
Oh, I get it!
[08:43] Reimi
You mean, it might let us
find a place to hide out!
[08:48] Reimi
Oh, bingo!
[08:50] Reimi
Just like in the show! I'm impressed.
[08:52] Reimi
And, and!
[08:53] Reimi
Beyond here lies a world of oddities!
[08:57] Darkizumiite 1
Spare us!
[08:58] Darkizumiite 2
We're nobodies!
[08:59] Darkizumiite 3
We have nothing here.
[09:00] Reimi
Where are we?
SIGN 12-Cheese
SIGN Beef Bowl
SIGN Medium: 480 yen
(tax included)
SIGN Large: 600 yen
(tax included)
SIGN Mozzarella Samsø Cheddar Gorgonzola
Camembert Coulommiers Chaource Gouda
Raclette Valençay Pecorino String Cheese
SIGN Beef Bowl
Scrambled Egg
and Beef Bowl
Beef Plate
Salad
Raw Egg
SIGN M 320 yen
L 400 yen
M 380 yen
L 460 yen
M 260 yen
L 340 yen
80 yen
50 yen
SIGN WE DON'T
SERVE
PORK
BOWLS
[09:01] Nadeshiko
What are you doing here?
[09:02] Darkizumiite 3
We're just hiding,
so please don't rat us out.
[09:05] Reimi
Huh, a secret hideout?
[09:07] Akira
A resistance group! So cool!
[09:09] Darkizumiite 1
We wouldn't dare.
[09:10] Reimi
Hey, hey. Why'd all this happen?
[09:12] Reimi
I thought the Darkizumites were
living happy lives with Alice.
[09:16] Darkizumiite 3
We were, but the shogi bag trapping
the bad guys inside suddenly tore open,
[09:20] Darkizumiite 3
and out came Chaos and the others.
[09:22] Darkizumiite 5
Then Chaos took over in no time,
and now we're here!
[09:24] Darkizumiite 5
It's been like this for a week!
[09:25] Shizuru
So this all happened recently?
[09:28] Akira
Why all of a sudden?
[09:32] Reimi
What's that?
[09:33] Darkizumiite 5
Nothing, nothing!
[09:34] Reimi
How fishy.
[09:39] Su-chan
Don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me!
[09:41] Reimi
It's Su-chan!
[09:43] Reimi
I'm so happy!
[09:44] Reimi
Can you autograph this? Please!
[09:46] Su-chan
Are you going to kill me?
[09:47] Group
No, we're not!
[09:49] Nadeshiko
So the folks of Dark Oizumi
gave you a place to hide, Su-chan?
[09:53] Su-chan
Who are you?
[09:54] Nadeshiko
Just a passing stranger.
[09:55] Reimi
They're after us, just like you.
[09:58] Shizuru
Hey, is it true that Alice
and the rest are dead?
[10:01] Su-chan
It's more like they disappeared
instead of died.
[10:03] Akira
Like in The Human Vapor?
[10:05] Su-chan
They got ambushed in gunjin shogi
and went kaboom.
[10:08] Nadeshiko
"Kaboom"?
[10:09] Su-chan
Literal explosions.
[10:11] Su-chan
I managed to run away, but the
other three ended up as shards.
[10:15] Shizuru
Shards?
[10:16] Su-chan
If the shards still exist, we can bring
Alice and the others back to life.
[10:20] Su-chan
That's why Chaos sealed the shards away.
[10:22] Shizuru
Where?
[10:23] Su-chan
Their graves.
[10:24] Reimi
I see.
SIGN HERE LIES
ALICE
SIGN HERE LIES
IRON MONTY
SIGN HERE LIES
OPIE
[10:25] Reimi
You need the special scythe that the
gravedigger has to open a grave, right?
SIGN Signature Gutton Candy
SIGN Signature Gutton Candy
[10:29] Akira
I saw the gravedigger running a stall.
[10:31] Reimi
Ah, I remember him.
[10:32] Nadeshiko
Bring the shards, and...
[10:34] Nadeshiko
Oh, I know!
[10:35] Su-chan
Exactly.
[10:36] Su-chan
Place the shards in the legendary
Fountain of Captured Pieces,
[10:39] Su-chan
and it'll bring them back to life.
[10:40] Akira
Wait a minute.
[10:41] Akira
Isn't that what they used before
to bring Man-Cow back?
[10:44] Nadeshiko
In the book, they said it's pretty risky.
[10:47] Darkizumiite 5
Risky or not, it's the only option we have!
[10:49] Shizuru
So you mean we steal the
gravedigger's scythe by force,
[10:52] Shizuru
open up the graves by force,
[10:54] Shizuru
and bring the shards to the Fountain
of Captured Pieces by force...
[10:57] Reimi
And hooray, Alice is back!
[10:59] Nadeshiko
Where was the Fountain
of Captured Pieces, again?
[11:01] Darkizumiite 3
In Chaos's holiday home.
[11:03] Nadeshiko
That sounds impossible.
[11:04] Darkizumiite 1
Not an issue. Take a look.
[11:06] Darkizumiite 5
We risked our lives to steal this
from his holiday home.
[11:08] Darkizumiite 5
We swapped it out with
diluted iodine tincture.
[11:11] Darkizumiite 5
Swimming in that will sting you
right in the you-know-where.
[11:13] Shizuru
I don't really get it, but sure!
[11:15] Reimi
I'm all pumped up!
[11:19] Guard Walker 1
Who goes there?!
[11:20] Shizuru
What a rude question, gano!
[11:22] Shizuru
Walker N501Y accompanied
by four others, gano!
[11:25] Reimi
Agano.
[11:25] Akira
Higashi-Agano.
[11:26] Nadeshiko
Nishi-Agano.
[11:27] Su-chan
Musashi-Agano!
[11:29] Guard Walker 1
Oh, I do apologize.
[11:30] Guard Walker 2
So, how goes it?
[11:30] Shizuru
Everything normal, gano.
[11:32] Shizuru
Nice and chaotic, koma.
[11:34] Reimi
Bushi bushi.
[11:35] Akira
Iruma.
[11:35] Nadeshiko
Kotesashi!
[11:36] Su-chan
Sugamo Prison.
[11:39] Su-chan
Sugamo Prison.
[11:40] Su-chan
Pri-pri-prison.
[11:41] Shizuru
Hey, mister, what'll it run me?
[11:43] Stall Walker 3
Didja hit yer head?
[11:44] Stall Walker 3
It's all free on account of our victory!
[11:46] Stall Walker 3
A batty beetle knows better!
[11:47] Reimi
We'll take five freshly made ones, then!
[11:49] Stall Walker 3
Okay, five it is.
[11:51] Stall Walker 3
Been squeezing out entrails for thirty years.
[11:53] Stall Walker 3
So delicious, they're practically to die for.
[11:54] Stall Walker 3
Actually, just die! Die!
[11:56] Nadeshiko
Wow! You're an expert at this, mister!
[11:58] Stall Walker 3
You bet yer sweet bottom!
[11:59] Shizuru
Make mine even bigger!
[12:00] Reimi
The next Chaos right here!
[12:01] Akira
Fujimidai!
[12:03] Group
Fujimidai!
[12:04] Stall Walker 3
Okay, let's really get 'er going!
[12:06] Stall Walker 3
Pile 'er on high!
[12:11] Stall Walker 3
Why's this gone haywire?
[12:14] Stall Walker 3
A niño like me working entrails
for fifty years, slipping up?
[12:17] Stall Walker 3
Pwha?!
[12:20] Group
Tokorozawa-zawa! Tokorozawa-zawa!
[12:28] Shizuru
Doing this feels wrong.
[12:28] Group
Tokorozawa-zawa! Tokorozawa-zawa!
[12:30] Su-chan
Do it like you're beheading them for real.
[12:32] Shizuru
Here I go!
[12:38] Shizuru
What's this?
[12:39] Su-chan
A shard.
[12:40] Shizuru
Not what I expected.
[12:41] Group
Tokorozawa-zawa! Tokorozawa-zawa!
[12:45] Group
Tokorozawa-zawa! Tokorozawa-zawa!
[12:46] Shizuru
Okay, let's book it!
[12:50] Reimi
Yay! It really worked.
[12:51] Su-chan
I owe you all for this.
[12:52] Su-chan
Thanks.
[12:57] Stall Walker 3
Eureekus!
[12:59] Stall Walker 3
It's the suicidal girl!
[13:00] Guilt Incarnate
Sorry! Prepare yourself!
[13:04] Stall Walker 3
Ouch!
[13:04] Guilt Incarnate
Sorry!
[13:05] Shizuru
Su-chan, hurry!
[13:09] Darkizumiite 1
Oh, Alice!
[13:10] Darkizumiite 2
Iron Monty!
[13:11] Darkizumiite 3
Opie...
[13:12] Reimi
How can you tell?
[13:13] Darkizumiite 2
From their scent.
[13:19] Guilt Incarnate
Sorry, but what are you doing?!
[13:21] Guilt Incarnate
Sheesh, I'm fed up with this!
[13:31] Shizuru
What? What happened?!
[13:32] Su-chan
Oh, no!
[13:33] Su-chan
They're dead, dead, dead!
[13:34] Darkizumiite 4
But why?!
[13:35] Darkizumiite 4
Did we steal the wrong stuff?!
[13:36] Darkizumiite 5
There's absolutely no way!
[13:37] Darkizumiite 2
Did they change the settings on
the Fountain of Captured Pieces?
[13:40] Darkizumiite 5
And who exactly did that?!
[13:41] Darkizumiite 2
Don't ask me!
[13:49] Guilt Incarnate
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[13:51] Reimi
Wh-What do we do?!
[13:52] Reimi
There!
[13:53] Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan, you're making it worse!
[14:03] Darkizumiite 1
Su-chan!
[14:04] Darkizumiite 2
Su-chan, our last hope, is gone!
[14:06] Darkizumiite 3
It's all over!
[14:13] Group
O! H! V!
[14:17] Darkizumiite 2
We're done for!
[14:17] Darkizumiite 3
It's no use! It's over!
[14:18] Darkizumiite 5
They'll kill all of us!
[14:20] Darkizumiite 1
The end! Fin! Finito!
[14:21] Reimi
It's too early to give up!
[14:22] Nadeshiko
Yeah, I'm sure we can make things work...
[14:24] Darkizumiite 4
Spare us your fake concern!
[14:25] Darkizumiite 5
It's the end for all of us!
[14:26] Darkizumiite 1
Alice!
[14:27] Nadeshiko
That's not true!
[14:33] Nadeshiko
Snap out of it already!
[14:36] Nadeshiko
Alice and her friends are gone for good!
[14:39] Nadeshiko
You can't change what's already happened!
[14:41] Nadeshiko
It's too late for all these regrets!
[14:44] Nadeshiko
It's all over!
[14:45] Nadeshiko
There's no point in thinking over and over
about what you could have done after the fact.
SIGN Entrance
Ceremony
[14:58] Nadeshiko
So instead, let's think about what
we can do now—and act on it.
[15:05] Darkizumiite 2
Alice.
[15:06] Darkizumiite 3
She's just like Alice.
[15:08] Darkizumiite 5
The spitting image of her.
[15:10] Darkizumiite 1
She might be able to bring us
back to the old, fun times!
[15:13] Darkizumiite 5
Hey!
[15:14] Darkizumiite 4
Yeah!
[15:14] Darkizumiite 4
Voila!
[15:16] Darkizumiite 4
Alice left these behind.
[15:18] Darkizumiite 4
Go on!
[15:18] Nadeshiko
What do you mean, "go on"?
[15:19] Reimi
Wait, are those the real deal?
[15:21] Reimi
I wanna try 'em on!
[15:21] Darkizumiite 1
You're the only one who can save Dark Oizumi!
[15:24] Darkizumiite 2
We've been waiting for you!
[15:25] Nadeshiko
No, I'm not!
[15:26] Darkizumiite 2
Go on, just change.
[15:26] Darkizumiite 3
I'll cover their eyes!
[15:27] Nadeshiko
Hey, wait!
[15:28] Nadeshiko
I get it! I can dress myself!
[15:29] Darkizumiite 5
Go on!
[15:34] Darkizumiite 2
She looks just like her!
[15:35] Darkizumiite 1
A dead ringer!
[15:36] Darkizumiite 4
A little chubby, but otherwise perfect!
[15:38] Nadeshiko
Chubby?!
[15:38] Reimi
I'm so jealous...
[15:40] Group
P! C! R!
[15:42] Darkizumiite 2
Looking at them closely...
[15:43] Darkizumiite 5
There's a resemblance.
[15:44] Darkizumiite 2
Squint and they look like the real thing.
[15:46] Darkizumiite 1
Dead ringers.
[15:47] Darkizumiite 1
Opie and Iron Monty!
[15:49] Shizuru
Yeah, right!
[15:50] Akira
I, for one, am flattered.
[15:51] Reimi
No fair!
[15:52] Reimi
What about me, then?
[15:53] Darkizumiite 1
Su-chan, I guess.
[15:54] Reimi
You guess?!
[15:55] Group
We're begging you!
[15:56] Darkizumiite 3
How wonderful!
[15:57] Darkizumiite 5
Perfection.
[15:58] Shizuru
Aren't these just cosplay?
[16:00] Akira
Powers not included, right?
[16:01] Darkizumiite 1
Rest assured.
[16:02] Darkizumiite 1
I'm sure that we were normal
humans like you in the past.
[16:05] Darkizumiite 1
But now, we're Darkizumites in body
and mind, overdependency and all.
[16:09] Darkizumiite 2
So dressing up like that might just
give you their powers, too!
[16:13] Guilt Incarnate
I apologize, but prepare yourselves!
[16:16] Guilt Incarnate
Sorry, what is this? Sorry!
[16:18] Walker
This is pickled ginger juice!
[16:20] Guilt Incarnate
My eyes sting!
[16:21] Darkizumiite 3
Now's your chance!
[16:27] Shizuru
Where are we?
[16:28] Group
Check! Check! Check!
[16:31] Jonidan
Seize them! Time for some tough love!
[16:37] Reimi
Oh, yeah, Nadeko-chan.
[16:38] Reimi
That thing on your skirt.
[16:40] Reimi
It turns into a bow!
[16:41] Nadeshiko
This thing?
[16:41] Akira
That's right.
[16:42] Akira
It's a multi-weapon that the Horsehair
Worm Man made from an umbrella!
[16:45] Nadeshiko
I don't have any arrows, though.
[16:47] Akira
We're surrounded by grave markers!
[16:48] Nadeshiko
What?
[16:49] Nadeshiko
Isn't that bad karma?
[16:50] Akira
Karmic retribution stopped being
a thing after 7G. Probably...
[16:54] Nadeshiko
You really think so?
[16:56] Nadeshiko
I don't know who you are, but sorry!
[17:02] Shizuru
Agano archery's something else.
[17:04] Guilt Incarnate
Sorry, but prepare yourselves!
[17:08] Akira
Huh?
[17:14] Akira
A lance, and now a knight?
[17:16] Akira
That's not gunjin shogi!
[17:18] Chaos
What are you spineless cowards doing?
[17:19] Chaos
You're on a battlefield!
[17:21] Chaos
Bring a little more chaos!
[17:36] Reimi
That hurts!
[17:43] Akira
I've figured it out!
[17:44] Nadeshiko
Figured what out?
[17:45] Akira
They're all following the rules of shogi!
[17:47] Reimi
I don't know how to play shogi!
[17:49] Akira
I'm starting to feel like none
of this is chaotic at all.
[17:52] Akira
Shizuru-chan!
[17:53] Akira
Calico Cat is a shogi gold general!
[17:54] Shizuru
So what?
[17:55] Akira
Gold generals can't move
diagonally backwards!
[17:56] Shizuru
I see. No wonder!
SIGN HERE LIES
CALICO CAT
[18:04] Nadeshiko
Wow, you're amazing, Akira-chan.
[18:06] Guilt Incarnate
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
[18:08] Nadeshiko
Guilt Incarnate was a lance, wasn't he?
[18:12] Guilt
Sorry!
[18:15] Jonidan
Tottari, tottari, tottari!
[18:16] Reimi
Hey, stop, you creep!
[18:18] Akira
Reimi!
[18:19] Akira
Jonidan is a silver general,
[18:20] Akira
so his weak spots are directly
to his left, right, and back!
SIGN HERE LIES
JONIDAN
[18:31] Nadeshiko
Agano archery target leading
should handle a jumping knight.
[18:39] Rugger Man
Nice swing!
[18:40] Rugger Man
Nice swing! Nice swing!
[18:46] Rugger Man
No prob, no prob, no prob, no prob!
[18:52] Rugger Man
Game set.
[18:55] Akira
Now!
SIGN HERE LIES
MAN-COW
[19:09] Akira
I knew it.
[19:11] Akira
They may be shogi pieces,
but they go down like dominoes.
[19:13] Walker
Run away!
[19:17] Walker
Anything but that!
[19:19] Walker
I can't take this!
[19:20] Walker
Run for it!
[19:22] Chaos
Hey!
[19:23] Chaos
Don't leave the king behind and
run away, you stupid pawns!
[19:28] Akira
Hey, we know what's going on, Chaos.
[19:30] Akira
You say chaos this, chaos that,
but you're not chaotic at all.
[19:33] Nadeshiko
It looks like you can't
escape the rules of shogi.
[19:35] Shizuru
So you're just a lapdog that dreams of chaos.
[19:38] Reimi
How sad.
[19:39] Chaos
Shut up!
[19:39] Chaos
I'm plenty chaotic!
[19:40] Akira
Besides, a game of shogi
without any pawns is a lost cause!
[19:43] Nadeshiko
Give it up already!
[19:44] Darkizumiite
Kill him! Kill him!
[19:47] Chaos
Tokiwaman!
[19:47] Chaos
Add to subscription!
[19:49] Akira
Grab him!
[19:54] Akira
That sure is an old-looking design
that doesn't fit with NeriAli.
[19:58] Chaos
Look at what you've done!
[19:59] Chaos
The Witch Queen of Ikebukuro
will hear about this!
[20:02] Chaos
Yoka-hime will not tolerate your actions!
[20:05] Shizuru
Yoka?
[20:06] Shizuru
By "Yoka-hime," do you mean Yoka?
[20:08] Shizuru
Nakatomi Yoka?!
[20:10] Chaos
Yeah! You sure do know a lot
for a bunch of backwater hicks!
[20:13] Reimi
Of course we know her! She's our friend!
[20:15] Nadeshiko
We're going to Ikebukuro to meet her!
[20:17] Chaos
What?!
[20:18] Chaos
She'd never give you insolent
punks the time of day!
[20:20] Chaos
She's Yoka, the Witch Queen!
[20:22] Chaos
The fearsome ruler of Ikebukuro,
not to mention the entire world!
[20:25] Shizuru
You're lying!
[20:26] Chaos
You'll all be turned into egg custard!
[20:27] Chaos
Serves you right!
[20:29] Chaos
Must report, must report!
[20:32] Nadeshiko
What does he mean by Witch Queen?
[20:35] Akira
That said, now we know Yoka-chan is safe.
[20:38] Nadeshiko
That's true.
[20:39] Reimi
Chaos must have been bluffing.
[20:42] Group
Thank you!
[20:44] Darkizumiite 6
Now Oizumi-gakuen can finally be at peace!
[20:47] Darkizumiite 3
Please continue to watch over us
for eternity, Queen Alice-sama.
[20:53] Nadeshiko
What? No can do.
[20:55] Nadeshiko
We need to head over to Ikebukuro.
[20:58] Darkizumiite 1
Who will be our ruler, then?!
[20:59] Reimi
Take care of it yourselves.
[21:01] Darkizumiite 5
We have dependency issues, you know!
[21:02] Darkizumiite 5
What if the Walkers come
back to settle the score?!
[21:05] Nadeshiko
Good luck.
[21:05] Nadeshiko
I'm sure you can handle it.
[21:06] Darkizumiite 5
How irresponsible!
[21:07] Nadeshiko
Are we really?
[21:08] Reimi
Whatever. Just give us back our clothes.
[21:10] Darkizumiite 2
Hey, wait...
[21:21] Nadeshiko
You know...
[21:23] Nadeshiko
The 7G incident has to be the reason that
the town became NeriAli World, right?
[21:28] Reimi
Then, out of nowhere,
Chaos and the Walkers came back
[21:32] Reimi
and turned it into Bad Guy World.
[21:34] Nadeshiko
Why did that happen
after they were fine for so long?
[21:37] Akira
Someone deliberately tampered
with the world of NeriAli?
[21:40] Reimi
But why?
[21:41] Akira
I'm not sure.
[21:42] Nadeshiko
They gained gunjin shogi powers
for a short amount of time,
[21:46] Nadeshiko
and the settings for the Fountain of
Captured Pieces got changed, too.
[21:49] Reimi
All these mysteries worry me,
but what concerns me the most is still...
[21:55] Akira
Yeah.
[21:56] Nadeshiko
Of course.
[22:04] Shizuru
Yoka...
[22:07] Shizuru
the Witch Queen?
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[00:05] Pochi
Good morning.
[00:10] Yoka
Morning...
[00:13] Pochi
It's a lovely day outside.
[00:16] Yoka
It sure is.
[00:18] Yoka
Pochi, what's my schedule for today?
[00:21] Pochi
You're free to do as you want until noon.
[00:24] Pochi
Pontaro-san will be joining you for lunch.
[00:27] Yoka
Pontaro...
[00:29] Yoka
Okay, got it.
[00:31] Yoka
No one else is coming over?
[00:33] Pochi
Correct.
[00:34] Pochi
No one will come here, so rest assured.
[00:36] Yoka
I see.
[00:38] Yoka
Let's have breakfast.
[00:39] Yoka
I need to leave for school at 8:30.
[00:42] Pochi
Understood.
[00:43] Pochi
Please change into these first, then.
[00:47] Yoka
Did I do my homework?
[00:49] Pochi
You did.
[00:50] Yoka
Really?
[00:51] Yoka
Thanks, Pochi.
[00:53] Pochi
You're welcome.
[00:56] Yoka
Time to eat.
[00:58] Pochi
Go on.
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SIGN Study Hall
SIGN Train to the End of the World
[02:55] Pontaro
Oh, Yoka-hime!
[02:57] Pontaro
I see you're looking healthier,
cooler, and sexier than ever.
[03:01] Yoka
Hello.
[03:02] Pontaro
To think you'd greet a humble
servant such as myself!
[03:05] Pontaro
I, Poison Pontaro, am overcome with joy.
[03:07] Pontaro
Which is to say, I'm honored beyond words!
[03:10] Yoka
What's for lunch?
[03:12] Pochi
Ten-times-spicy curry with
an Agano bitter melon salad in vinegar.
[03:17] Yoka
Agano...
[03:19] Pontaro
This rural menu might not be
to Yoka-hime's taste!
[03:22] Pontaro
In other words, make her something different!
[03:25] Pontaro
Pronto!
[03:26] Yoka
Bitter melon's fine.
[03:27] Yoka
But why bitter melon?
[03:29] Pochi
We got some in stock through Hoya.
[03:31] Pochi
It seems it was brought in via caravan.
[03:33] Yoka
Huh...
[03:39] Yoka
Agano...
[03:40] Pontaro
Well, well, well!
[03:42] Pontaro
Pochi-kun, thanks for all your hard work!
[03:44] Pontaro
"Pochi-kun" begins with a "Po,"
just like the humble "Pontaro."
[03:46] Pontaro
As fellow "Po"s, we should both serve
the princess with the utmost loyalty!
[03:50] Pochi
That is what I strive to do.
[03:52] Pontaro
Sheesh, Pochicchi, you only
ever think about the princess!
[03:56] Pontaro
How cute!
[03:58] Pochi
You want to eat, too?
[03:59] Pontaro
Yes, of course.
[04:00] Pontaro
Yes, yes!
[04:02] Pontaro
Time to dig in!
[04:06] Yoka
Um...
[04:07] Yoka
Gontaro-san?
[04:09] Pontaro
It's Pontaro, but yes?
[04:11] Yoka
Tontaro-san, who are you again?
[04:13] Pontaro
Excuse me?
[04:14] Yoka
You come over to hang out a lot.
[04:16] Yoka
I was wondering why, exactly.
[04:17] Pontaro
Oh, come now!
[04:19] Pontaro
Surely you jest, Princess!
[04:21] Pontaro
To think you'd forget your loyal subject.
[04:23] Pontaro
I'm Poison Pontaro, the mayor.
[04:26] Pontaro
Please do try and remember!
[04:27] Yoka
You're going on about
princesses and subjects,
[04:30] Yoka
but I don't really get what you mean.
[04:31] Yoka
I'm no—
[04:32] Pontaro
What are you saying?!
[04:34] Pontaro
Have you forgotten?
[04:35] Pontaro
The day you came to Ikebukuro,
[04:37] Pontaro
which is to say, the day Ikebukuro
welcomed you as our princess—
[04:40] Yoka
When I came to Ikebukuro...
[04:43] Pontaro
—the one who greeted you was none
other than myself, Pontaro!
[04:46] Pontaro
You don't remember?
[04:47] Pontaro
How tragic!
[04:48] Pontaro
If I may put it in more
specialized terminology,
[04:52] Pontaro
it truly is so sad!
[05:00] (Flashback) Man 1
That girl did?
[05:01] (Flashback) Pontaro
There's no mistaking it.
[05:02] (Flashback) Pontaro
She became the trigger, all right.
[05:04] (Flashback) Pontaro
Her personal effects suggest
her name is Nakatomi Yoka.
SIGN Episode 9 More Boring Than I Thought
[05:06] (Flashback) Pontaro
A high school girl living in Agano.
[05:08] (Flashback) Man 2
Seeing how it turned out, we'd have been
better off heeding those warnings.
[05:12] (Flashback) Pontaro
Hey, now.
[05:12] (Flashback) Pontaro
Let's stick to the story that
everything went as planned.
[05:15] (Flashback) Pontaro
No matter what, it's too late
to say that 7G was a failure.
[05:18] (Flashback) Man 1
How do we change it all back?
[05:19] (Flashback) Pontaro
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[05:21] (Flashback) Pontaro
No way we're taking the blame.
[05:22] (Flashback) Pontaro
We'll play dumb and keep things as they are.
[05:24] (Flashback) Pontaro
No one knows what went on here.
[05:25] (Flashback) Pontaro
Well, one person does,
but his brain's mush now.
[05:27] (Flashback) Pontaro
All we need to do now
is handle things with her.
[05:29] (Flashback) Pontaro
Listen up.
[05:30] (Flashback) Pontaro
Don't ever let her out of your sight.
[05:32] (Flashback) Pochi
Understood.
[05:33] (Flashback) Pontaro
Slip up in any way, and no more chow for you!
[05:36] (Flashback) Pochi
Good morning.
[05:38] (Flashback) Yoka
Morning.
[05:40] (Flashback) Yoka
Huh?
[05:41] (Flashback) Yoka
What was I doing, again?
[05:44] (Flashback) Yoka
Everything's a blur.
[05:48] (Flashback) Pochi
I think it's about time we got up.
[05:50] (Flashback) Yoka
Why?
[05:51] (Flashback) Pochi
We need to go for a walk.
[05:54] (Flashback) Pochi
I was told that it's important to poop.
[05:57] (Flashback) Pochi
Hurry and wake up.
[06:00] (Flashback) Pochi
Let's go for a walk.
[06:04] (Flashback) Yoka
You remind me of Pochi-san.
[06:05] (Flashback) Pochi
"Pochi"?
[06:06] (Flashback) Yoka
My big dog who loves walks
and is always by my side.
[06:11] (Flashback) Yoka
Not to mention how strong and kind he is.
[06:13] (Flashback) Pochi
Is that so?
[06:15] (Flashback) Pochi
Then please, call me Pochi.
[06:18] (Flashback) Pochi
I'll always be at your side.
[06:20] (Flashback) Pochi
I've taken on a large body now.
[06:22] (Flashback) Pochi
It's most likely strong.
[06:24] (Flashback) Pochi
I may not be able to reach
the heights I once did,
[06:28] (Flashback) Pochi
but that shouldn't pose much of a problem.
[06:31] (Flashback) Yoka
But you're...
[06:32] (Flashback) Pochi
I'm Pochi.
[06:33] (Flashback) Pochi
Let's go for a walk.
[06:37] (Flashback) Yoka
So this is Ikebukuro?
[06:38] (Flashback) Pochi
It appears so.
[06:40] (Flashback) Yoka
Really?
[06:42] (Flashback) Yoka
It's different from what I was expecting.
[06:45] (Flashback) Pochi
Apparently it's like this now.
[06:47] (Flashback) Yoka
I'm not sure whether it's more amazing
or more boring than I thought.
[06:51] (Flashback) Pochi
It might become a more
bustling place in the future.
[06:55] (Flashback) Yoka
More bustling?
[06:55] (Flashback) Pochi
Yes.
[06:56] (Flashback) Pochi
After all, you're here
in Ikebukuro, Yoka-sama.
[07:04] (Flashback) Yoka
That seems unrelated.
[07:06] (Flashback) Pochi
I hear otherwise.
[07:07] (Flashback) Pochi
The current Ikebukuro is deeply
related to you, Yoka-sama.
[07:11] (Flashback) Yoka
You have a point.
[07:12] (Flashback) Yoka
It'd be better if it were
bustling instead of desolate.
[07:15] (Flashback) Pochi
That's right.
[07:16] (Flashback) Yoka
While we're at it, taller and bigger, too.
[07:22] (Flashback) Yoka
With a less distant, more beautiful sky.
[07:27] (Flashback) Yoka
The city sure is nice.
[07:29] (Flashback) Yoka
You feel better when everything's so lively.
[07:31] (Flashback) Pochi
Do you feel bad when it's quiet?
[07:35] (Flashback) Yoka
When it's quiet...
[07:37] (Flashback) Yoka
When something happens, and it's quiet...
[07:39] (Flashback) Yoka
I don't know if I feel bad, exactly.
[07:41] (Flashback) Yoka
I'm fine with it being quiet, but...
[07:42] (Flashback) Yoka
Um, let me think...
[07:50] (Flashback) Yoka
Anyway, the city's nice, too.
[07:52] (Flashback) Pochi
Yes, I agree.
[07:54] Pontaro
The other day, I made my men go search
the Shibuya, Shinjuku, and Ueno areas,
[07:59] Pontaro
but they were nowhere to be found.
[08:00] Yoka
Huh, that's rough.
[08:02] Pontaro
However, thanks to your authority,
[08:05] Pontaro
Ikebukuro is in great shape,
with everything going smoothly!
[08:07] Yoka
Dark matter.
[08:08] Pontaro
What?
[08:09] Yoka
Did they ever find any?
[08:11] Pontaro
Eh...
[08:12] Yoka
Pochi?
[08:12] Pochi
It's neutrinos that they say
have been detected.
[08:16] Yoka
I thought those weren't dark matter.
[08:19] Yoka
Who was it that discovered them?
[08:20] Yoka
Oh, that's right.
[08:22] Yoka
The one who likes video games.
[08:23] Pontaro
"Games"?
[08:24] Yoka
Video games.
[08:28] Pontaro
Games aside...
[08:29] Pontaro
Princess!
[08:30] Pontaro
There are intruders in Ikebukuro
who bear a grudge against you!
[08:33] Yoka
Bear a grudge?
[08:34] Pontaro
That's right!
[08:35] Pontaro
They harp on about how the world's
gone weird and crazy or whatnot!
[08:40] Grudge Holder
There you are, foul witch!
[08:41] Grudge Holder
Bring back the world that disappeared!
[08:43] Yoka
Bring it back?
[08:45] Yoka
I don't really understand.
[08:46] Grudge Holder
You've gone and erased everything!
[08:48] Yoka
Me? I erased it?
[08:50] Yoka
Why?
[08:50] Grudge Holder
Don't play dumb!
[08:51] Grudge Holder
Thanks to you and that
7G incident you brought about,
[08:54] Grudge Holder
the world's gotten all messed up!
[08:56] Yoka
Do you hate this world?
[08:59] Grudge Holder
It's not a matter of love or hate!
[09:00] Yoka
But you think it's messed up, right?
[09:03] Pontaro
What utter disrespect!
[09:05] Pontaro
You dare go against the
authority of the princess?
[09:07] Grudge Holder
Shut up!
[09:08] Grudge Holder
Why must the other train lines
be sacrificed?!
[09:13] Yoka
You're wrong.
[09:14] Yoka
Nothing's been sacrificed.
[09:16] Yoka
It's always been this way.
[09:17] Yoka
And it always will be, too.
[09:19] Grudge Holder
To hell with this way!
[09:21] Grudge Holder
Bring back the old world!
[09:23] Yoka
I know nothing about the world you mean.
[09:25] Pontaro
That's right!
[09:26] Pontaro
It doesn't exist! It can't!
[09:27] Grudge Holder
I know about your powers!
[09:30] Grudge Holder
Witch of Ikebukuro!
[09:31] Grudge Holder
The Ikebukuro you've created
is nothing but a sham!
[09:34] Yoka
Liar...
[09:35] Pontaro
That's right!
[09:36] Pontaro
These people are simply delusional!
[09:38] Pontaro
This old world of theirs never existed!
[09:41] Pontaro
And even if it did, to blame
the princess of all people...
[09:44] Pontaro
Oh! Oh, my!
[09:46] Pontaro
This reeks of a conspiracy!
[09:48] Pontaro
Unforgivable!
[09:56] Pontaro
Serves you right, you no-good egg custard!
[09:59] Pontaro
This is what you get for defying the princess!
[10:01] Pontaro
Which is to say,
die while you're steaming hot!
[10:02] Pontaro
Hot, hot!
[10:03] Pontaro
You sure are damn hot!
[10:04] Pontaro
Aw, man. I ate another one.
[10:06] Pochi
Let us go back.
[10:07] Pochi
It's quite windy here.
[10:11] Yoka
Why did that man hate this world?
[10:14] Pochi
I couldn't say.
[10:15] Yoka
It's fun, right?
[10:16] Pochi
If you think it's fun,
then I, too, find it fun.
[10:21] Yoka
Is it really fun?
[10:23] Yoka
What does it mean to be fun?
[10:26] Pontaro
Pochi, can I have a word with you?
[10:29] Yoka
I don't like that Montaro or whoever.
[10:32] Pochi
I'll be right back.
[10:34] Pontaro
Don't you forget who you're in debt to.
[10:38] Pontaro
You nameless, blockheaded dumbbell.
[10:40] Pontaro
Without me, you'd just be
a member of the loser club.
[10:44] Pochi
Is that all you had to say to me?
[10:45] Pontaro
Do your job!
[10:47] Pontaro
She gets weirdly emotionally unstable lately!
[10:50] Pontaro
If you notice anything out of the ordinary,
let me know right away!
[10:54] Pochi
I understand.
[10:55] Pontaro
Do you really?!
[10:57] Pontaro
If you do anything to betray me,
[10:59] Pontaro
you'll wish you got turned into egg custard!
[11:06] Reimi
This doesn't feel like the
Ikebukuro line at all.
[11:09] Akira
You're only saying this now?
[11:11] Reimi
I bet Mom and Dad would be real
surprised if they could see all this.
[11:15] Akira
You think?
[11:16] Akira
They might just go, "Huh..."
[11:18] Nadeshiko
Reimi, your dad's a naked mole-rat,
and your mom's a tree-kangaroo, right?
[11:24] Reimi
Yeah. And Grandpa's a trilobite.
[11:25] Akira
Oh, shoot!
[11:27] Akira
I forgot to return my books to the library.
[11:29] Nadeshiko
You'll get a fine.
[11:30] Reimi
I bet they're just more weird books.
[11:32] Reimi
It's all right. No one's borrowing those.
[11:33] Nadeshiko
No, it's not, Reimi-chan!
[11:35] Nadeshiko
That's not the issue.
[11:36] Shizuru
This is bad...
[11:38] Nadeshiko
See, Shizuru-chan agrees.
[11:39] Shizuru
I feel like I left my lunch box
behind half-eaten.
[11:42] Group
What?!
[11:43] Shizuru
I think on top of my bed, or inside...
[11:46] Reimi
Ugh!
[11:47] Nadeshiko
What do you mean, "inside"?
[11:49] Shizuru
Well, I just...
[11:51] Akira
I'm sure your mom took care of it!
[11:53] Reimi
Yeah, yeah.
[11:54] Reimi
Don't red pandas wash
their hands before eating?
[11:56] Nadeshiko
You're thinking of raccoons.
[11:58] Reimi
Huh?
[11:59] Reimi
So red pandas don't wash themselves?
[12:00] Shizuru
She always washes the dishes
after cooking and stuff.
[12:03] Reimi
Then it's fine.
[12:05] Akira
What's with that optimism?
[12:06] Nadeshiko
You think that's overly positive?
[12:07] Reimi
Akira, didn't you say
her mom would handle it?
[12:10] Akira
I mean, yeah...
[12:10] Shizuru
Someone'll take care of it...
[12:14] Shizuru
Thanks for coming along with me!
[12:16] Akira
What's this, out of the blue?
[12:18] Reimi
Don't scare me like that!
[12:19] Shizuru
Oh, just felt like it.
[12:21] Nadeshiko
We didn't just tag along.
[12:23] Nadeshiko
We came because we wanted to.
[12:25] Reimi
Yeah, it's been pretty fun.
[12:27] Akira
Once we get back,
[12:28] Akira
I'll need to write a travelogue before
I turn 21 years and three months old.
[12:31] Reimi
Oh, I'll totally read it!
[12:33] Reimi
Wait, I'll be in it, right?
[12:34] Akira
I guess you'll have to be.
[12:36] Reimi
Make me real awesome in it!
[12:37] Reimi
The strong, beautiful, and smart Reimi-chan!
[12:40] Akira
Nuh-uh.
[12:40] Akira
I need to put down the truth.
[12:42] Reimi
What do you mean? It's all true!
[12:44] Akira
Well, we don't know if we'll
even make it back to Agano.
[12:48] Reimi
You mean we might end up
staying in Ikebukuro?
[12:50] Reimi
Nah, probably not.
[12:51] Akira
No way!
[12:53] Akira
Well, I guess it's possible.
[12:55] Nadeshiko
What?
[12:56] Nadeshiko
We need to go back with Yoka-chan!
[12:58] Nadeshiko
Everyone's waiting back home.
[12:59] Reimi
That's true.
[13:01] Akira
Are they really?
[13:02] Shizuru
Huh?
[13:08] Nadeshiko
What's that?
[13:13] Akira
The hermit! In the swan boat!
[13:15] Nadeshiko
The old man who gave us the map?
[13:16] Reimi
That shady guy!
[13:17] Shizuru
Hey, look!
[13:19] Reimi
Isn't he in trouble?
[13:20] Nadeshiko
Do we leave him be?
[13:21] Shizuru
No way, no way!
[13:27] Nadeshiko
We need something to...
[13:29] Nadeshiko
Out of the way, you two!
[13:30] Reimi
What?
[13:30] Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan, bring the rope!
[13:32] Reimi
Huh? Okay!
[13:33] Akira
What now, Nadeko-chan?
[13:34] Nadeshiko
Stop the train, Shizuru-chan!
[13:36] Shizuru
Okay!
[13:44] Swan Hermit
Help me!
[13:46] Nadeshiko
Land!
[13:53] Swan Hermit
Good golly, I thought I was dead.
[13:56] Shizuru
Weren't you going up the Ikebukuro line?
[13:59] Shizuru
Why'd you come from Ikebukuro?
[14:00] Swan Hermit
No, I had passed Agano,
[14:03] Swan Hermit
and was heading deeper and deeper west
in hopes of reaching Nishi-Agano.
[14:07] Akira
Huh?
[14:08] Akira
But you came from Ikebukuro's direction.
[14:10] Nadeshiko
Did you make a wide turn somewhere?
[14:12] Swan Hermit
There's absolutely...
[14:14] Swan Hermit
a possibility that happened.
[14:15] Shizuru
What the heck?
[14:17] Swan Hermit
Let me see the map.
[14:19] Swan Hermit
The one I gave you last time.
[14:22] Shizuru
Where'd we put it?
[14:23] Reimi
Beats me.
[14:24] Nadeshiko
Here it is.
[14:25] Swan Hermit
Can't you treat it with more care?!
[14:26] Shizuru
Everything on it is way too vague!
[14:29] Akira
It's like heta-uma anti-art.
[14:30] Swan Hermit
This map is the only one that shows
the condition of the world today!
[14:35] Swan Hermit
It's a nugget of wisdom!
[14:36] Swan Hermit
Do you remember?
[14:37] Swan Hermit
We first met here!
[14:39] Swan Hermit
And now we're here.
[14:41] Nadeshiko
Is that so?
[14:43] Reimi
Huh?
[14:44] Reimi
Is this mushroom for Higashi-Agano?
[14:47] Shizuru
Huh?
[14:47] Shizuru
And this is Musashi-Yokote's goat people?
[14:50] Nadeshiko
These are... the tiny people of Inariyama?
[14:52] Akira
This one seems like a
really long shot, but...
[14:54] Akira
Chaos from NeriAli?
[14:55] Shizuru
So this map was right all along?
[14:57] Swan Hermit
Didn't I just say?
[14:58] Swan Hermit
It's a nugget of wisdom.
[14:59] Shizuru
Who'd think a guy meandering about in a
swan boat would know all about these places?
[15:05] Swan Hermit
How do you think humans learned about
galaxies 13.4 billion light years away?
[15:11] Shizuru
No idea.
[15:12] Swan Hermit
An inquisitive mind, I say!
[15:14] Swan Hermit
And the ability to calmly observe.
[15:16] Shizuru
I see...
[15:17] Swan Hermit
My inquisition drove me to devote myself
to journeying up the Koma River.
[15:21] Reimi
Ah, I think you mentioned that.
[15:23] Swan Hermit
And for whatever reason, we now
find ourselves reunited here.
[15:26] Swan Hermit
What an intriguing phenomenon!
[15:28] Akira
Are you sure you didn't turn back
without realizing it?
[15:30] Reimi
Oh, yeah. People like that
forget what they did all the time.
[15:33] Reimi
Your brain goes senile as you get old.
[15:35] Swan Hermit
That's not it!
[15:35] Swan Hermit
There's nothing abnormal with my brain!
[15:38] Swan Hermit
If there's anything abnormal here,
it's the world we live in!
[15:41] Swan Hermit
Ah, you think I'm just
pointing out the obvious.
[15:44] Swan Hermit
Mushrooms, pseudo-giants, zombies,
and the now-mighty Koma River!
[15:48] Swan Hermit
It's true that the world has changed greatly.
[15:50] Swan Hermit
But I'm talking about the changes
that are still happening as we speak!
[15:53] Shizuru
Um, what do you mean, still happening?
[15:56] Swan Hermit
The world is contracting,
Ikebukuro is expanding,
[15:58] Swan Hermit
and the rules governing the world
grow ever more turbulent!
[16:01] Shizuru
All this difficult stuff is going
right over my head...
[16:03] Akira
By expanding, is that a figure
of speech for prosperity?
[16:06] Swan Hermit
No, it's literally expanding!
[16:07] Swan Hermit
Ikebukuro is swelling up
like a fleshy balloon!
[16:10] Reimi
That's a real gross image.
[16:12] Nadeshiko
What will happen after all that swelling?
[16:14] Swan Hermit
It'll disappear.
[16:15] Akira
You mean Ikebukuro? Agano?
[16:17] Swan Hermit
It'll all disappear.
[16:19] Nadeshiko
Can't we stop it?
[16:20] Swan Hermit
Nope!
[16:21] Shizuru
You're certain?
[16:21] Swan Hermit
That's the facts.
[16:22] Reimi
Hold on a sec.
[16:24] Reimi
The city has leaders and stuff, right?
[16:26] Reimi
Why don't they do anything?
[16:28] Nadeshiko
Do they not exist?
[16:30] Shizuru
I never thought about it.
[16:31] Reimi
You really need to think about this stuff.
[16:34] Swan Hermit
It's no use.
[16:34] Swan Hermit
If they felt like doing anything,
they'd have done it by now.
[16:37] Nadeshiko
Yeah, that's true.
[16:39] Shizuru
Looks like all we can do is take
matters into our own hands.
[16:42] Swan Hermit
I don't know about that.
[16:43] Shizuru
What?
[16:43] Swan Hermit
I can't help but feel that
there are powers in Ikebukuro
[16:48] Swan Hermit
trying to stop those
who would fix this disordered world.
[16:51] Swan Hermit
If you head to Ikebukuro, you might have
to face off against those fearsome powers.
[16:57] Swan Hermit
Are you prepared to handle that?
[16:58] Swan Hermit
I can't say I am.
[17:00] Makoto
Don't move! Stay still!
[17:04] Makoto
"Where's my cap?"
[17:06] Makoto
"It'll affect the post office
with chapped hands."
[17:08] Makoto
"Consult a tiny squeeze of eye drops."
[17:11] Makoto
Is it no good without his usual hat?
[17:14] Makoto
Further recovery from Pontaro's
wibble-wobble surgery is impossible, then?
[17:17] Makoto
Huh? Hold on.
[17:19] Makoto
"If 7G isn't stopped,
even Ikebukuro will disappear."
[17:22] Makoto
"Must find cause of 7G
and repair broken world."
[17:28] Makoto
"Need to ruin Pontaro's future plans
and put an end to them."
[17:33] Makoto
Has he recovered a bit?
[17:34] Makoto
Wait a minute.
[17:36] Makoto
What do you mean, Ikebukuro will disappear?
[17:38] Makoto
"Increase in entropy."
[17:39] Makoto
"Miniature version of cosmic expansion."
[17:42] Makoto
"The Big Rip."
[17:43] Makoto
"The soap bubbles popped."
[17:45] Makoto
"They popped, and they're gone."
[17:46] Makoto
Forget the theory! When will it disappear?!
[17:48] Makoto
"Choo-choo choo-choo-choo..."
[17:52] Makoto
"No idea"?!
[17:55] Makoto
"It could be tomorrow. It could be
two billion years from now."
[17:59] Makoto
"No one can predict it."
[18:01] Makoto
Zenjiro...
[18:02] Makoto
I wouldn't expect to hear those
words out of an engineer.
[18:05] Makoto
I get it, I get it!
[18:06] Makoto
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[18:08] Makoto
If we can't avoid
annihilation via expansion...
[18:12] Nadeshiko
Why don't you put a stop to your journey?
[18:14] Reimi
Yeah! It's too dangerous, hermit!
[18:16] Swan Hermit
Don't be ridiculous!
[18:18] Swan Hermit
The world continues to change,
now and in the future!
[18:21] Swan Hermit
How could I turn my eyes away?!
[18:23] Shizuru
How irrational.
[18:24] Swan Hermit
Life is all about being irrational!
[18:26] Shizuru
Did you lead an irrational life before 7G?
[18:30] Swan Hermit
Indeed.
[18:30] Swan Hermit
To sum it up, it was a big, old, absurd mess!
[18:33] Akira
What did you do in Ikebukuro?
[18:35] Swan Hermit
Being grown-up means not
asking questions like that.
[18:39] Swan Hermit
My nugget of wisdom, revised edition!
[18:41] Shizuru
A new map?
[18:42] Swan Hermit
That's right.
[18:43] Swan Hermit
If you're headed to Ikebukuro,
I'm sure it'll be of use.
[18:47] Reimi
Then this is thanks for the map.
[18:48] Reimi
Take it with you.
[18:49] Reimi
We'll probably be able to find more food,
but I dunno about you.
[18:53] Nadeshiko
This as well.
[18:54] Nadeshiko
There's no guarantee that it won't
be cold wherever you end up.
[18:58] Swan Hermit
I'll happily accept those.
[19:00] Akira
You say that, but we might suddenly
run into each other again tomorrow.
[19:03] Swan Hermit
That's also possible.
[19:04] Swan Hermit
Nothing is certain in this world of ours.
[19:07] Nadeshiko
Be careful!
[19:08] Swan Hermit
I could say the same to you.
[19:10] Shizuru
What?
[19:10] Swan Hermit
If you think Ikebukuro is safe and bustling
because of its expansion, you're dead wrong.
[19:15] Swan Hermit
It's the complete opposite!
[19:16] Shizuru
What do you mean?
[19:17] Swan Hermit
Its citizens can't escape,
so they're trapped inside.
[19:20] Swan Hermit
I'm out here purely due to a stroke of luck!
[19:23] Swan Hermit
The Witch Queen of Ikebukuro
is like staring into an abyss!
[19:26] Reimi
Abyss?
[19:28] Swan Hermit
She's made up of mystery,
fear, and the unknown.
[19:31] Nadeshiko
By the Witch of Ikebukuro,
do you mean Yoka-chan?
[19:34] Swan Hermit
That may very well have been
her name, but I forget!
[19:37] Shizuru
Yoka would never do anything bad!
[19:39] Swan Hermit
People change. As does the world.
[19:42] Swan Hermit
Do you know of anything
that always stays the same?
[19:45] Shizuru
Sure I do!
[19:47] Swan Hermit
I see.
[19:48] Swan Hermit
But that only appears to be the same.
[19:51] Akira
Since anything unchanging must always
be moving to stay where it is...
[19:56] Swan Hermit
Exactly.
[19:57] Swan Hermit
Nothing is eternal or indestructible.
[19:59] Reimi
Why do you have to ruin
the mood at the very end?
[20:02] Swan Hermit
Forget what I said, then!
[20:03] Akira
Not happening!
[20:03] Akira
We already heard you!
[20:05] Swan Hermit
I want to learn about the ever-changing,
[20:08] Swan Hermit
and you want to restore the indestructible.
[20:10] Swan Hermit
That's what makes this interesting!
[20:12] Swan Hermit
If I find Nishi-Agano, which lies
beyond your hometown of Agano,
[20:17] Swan Hermit
or if I unexpectedly run into the
Seibu Shinjuku or Tobu Tojo line,
[20:22] Swan Hermit
that's when I'll head back!
[20:23] Swan Hermit
With that, fare thee well!
[20:25] Akira
He left with a cool line.
[20:27] Nadeshiko
How exactly is he planning to go back?
[20:29] Shizuru
Who knows...
[20:36] Nadeshiko
Kusamochi?
[20:37] Reimi
What? Sounds tasty!
[20:38] Akira
What's this one, then?
[20:39] Akira
Curry?
[20:40] Akira
But it's in a bowl.
[20:41] Shizuru
I can tell he looked into all of this,
[20:43] Shizuru
but that hermit's drawings
really aren't great.
[20:45] Reimi
I want some kusamochi!
[20:46] Reimi
With chunky anko!
[20:47] Akira
What? It's gotta be smooth!
[20:48] Reimi
You don't get it.
[20:49] Reimi
The real experts like it chunky!
[20:50] Nadeshiko
Do you think Yoka-chan is doing okay?
[20:55] Reimi
I'm sure she is.
[20:56] Nadeshiko
I'm worried, since something
seemed off about her.
[20:59] Nadeshiko
In the photo, she looked
completely different.
[21:02] Akira
I wonder why they're calling her
the Witch of Ikebukuro.
[21:05] Shizuru
I think it must be some sort of
mix-up or mistake. Gotta be!
[21:09] Reimi
Yeah, totally.
[21:10] Reimi
Yoka-chan's always been so quiet!
[21:12] Reimi
No way she could be the witch!
[21:13] Nadeshiko
Maybe Yoka-chan got involved
with some bad people.
[21:28] Pochi
What do you want?
[21:29] Pontaro
I received a report from Oizumi-gakuen.
[21:31] Pontaro
There are some annoying pests
on their way to Ikebukuro.
[21:35] Pontaro
It seems they know the princess.
[21:37] Pontaro
It'll be a big problem if she meets her
old friends and regains her memories.
[21:41] Pontaro
I've placed Shiinamachi on high alert,
but we need to be extra careful.
[21:45] Pontaro
Be prepared to eliminate them.
[21:47] Pontaro
Your job is to protect the princess.
[21:50] Pochi
I know that.
[22:01] Yoka
What am I doing?
[22:05] Yoka
Why am I in a place like this?
E10 - A True Symbol of Rebellion and Decadence
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[00:06] Reimi
All of these are right!
[00:08] Reimi
The mushroom and zombie were on point.
[00:10] Reimi
And this white circle...
[00:11] Reimi
It's not a meat bun, it's a golf ball.
[00:14] Reimi
This funny-looking one's a jizo statue,
[00:16] Reimi
which means the stops coming up...
[00:18] Akira
Kusamochi and a bowl of curry?
[00:19] Nadeshiko
They might be completely different.
[00:21] Nadeshiko
His other pictures weren't
very good, either.
[00:23] Reimi
But I'm sure he's right!
[00:24] Akira
Then the world disappearing...
[00:26] Reimi
That part's wrong!
[00:28] Akira
I knew it'd happen, but not this quickly.
[00:30] Reimi
Don't scare us like that!
[00:32] Akira
I didn't come up with it.
[00:33] Reimi
It sounds even more true when
it's coming from you. No thanks.
[00:36] Nadeshiko
What if, though?
[00:37] Nadeshiko
If the world was going to end,
when would it happen?
[00:41] Nadeshiko
Do you think it'll be after
we turn into animals?
[00:43] Reimi
It better not be sooner!
[00:44] Reimi
We're on our way to find Yoka-chan now!
[00:47] Nadeshiko
That's right.
[00:48] Nadeshiko
I'd like to read Akira-chan's travelogue, too.
[00:50] Reimi
I bet that old guy's just making stuff up.
[00:53] Akira
But he showed up in front of us
when he was headed the other way.
[00:56] Reimi
Could he have a twin?
[00:57] Akira
It's gonna happen. The end of the world.
[01:01] Reimi
Then...
[01:01] Reimi
Today might be my last chance for this.
[01:04] Akira
Cut it out with those hands!
[01:05] Reimi
It's the last time, so I won't stop,
even if you complain!
[01:08] Reimi
Tickle, tickle!
[01:10] Nadeshiko
Stop before you start fighting!
SIGN Train to the End of the World
[02:47] Shizuru
Funny seeing you up here, Pochi-san.
[02:49] Shizuru
Two more stops until Ikebukuro.
SIGN Sakuradai
SIGN Ekoda
SIGN Higashi-Nagasaki
SIGN Shiinamachi
SIGN Ikebukuro
[02:52] Shizuru
Have you caught Yoka's scent?
[02:54] Shizuru
Just here on a whim?
[03:09] Akira
Sorry, Nadeko-chan.
[03:11] Reimi
Are you hurt?!
[03:12] Nadeshiko
I'm fine, I'm fine.
[03:14] Akira
What happened?!
[03:15] Reimi
What?
[03:15] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan!
[03:16] Shizuru
There's something ahead.
[03:22] Akira
Animals?
[03:23] Nadeshiko
Of the stuffed variety?
SIGN Episode 10 A True Symbol of Rebellion and Decadence
[03:35] Reimi
They're not attacking?
[03:36] Reimi
Any chance the chubby one's a kusamochi?
[03:39] Nadeshiko
I don't think so, but let's stay on guard.
[03:50] Shizuru
Huh?
[03:52] Shizuru
Dad?
[03:55] (Flashback) Shizuru's Father
Don't worry!
[03:57] (Flashback) Shizuru's Father
We're just going to check out
some other towns.
[03:59] (Flashback) Shizuru's Father
We'll be back as soon as we
figure out why this happened.
[04:02] (Flashback) Shizuru's Father
I reckon it'll take two hours.
[04:04] (Flashback) Shizuru's Father
Two weeks at most.
[04:08] Shizuru
Wrong guy.
[04:10] Shizuru's Father
Is that you, Shizuru?
[04:11] Shizuru
What? Not the wrong guy?!
[04:13] Shizuru's Father
Oh! It's Shizuru, kyurun!
[04:15] Shizuru's Father
Eisaku, Hide-bo, it's my daughter!
[04:17] Eisaku
That's Shizuru-chan, shupi?
[04:19] Hide-bo
Oh, you're right!
[04:19] Hide-bo
It's really her-ccho!
[04:20] Reimi
Shizuru-chan's dad?!
[04:22] Akira
And the fire department folk
who never came back.
[04:25] Shizuru's Father
Reimi-chan and Akira-chan!
[04:27] Shizuru's Father
Which means...
[04:28] Shizuru's Father
This here's Nadeko-chan!
[04:33] Nadeshiko
That's Pochi-san.
[04:34] Shizuru's Father
Oh, still not one for a joke,
huh, Nadeko-chan?
[04:37] Nadeshiko
It's been much too long.
[04:39] Shizuru
Enough of that.
[04:40] Shizuru's Father
Shizuru, you've grown big
while I've been away, kyurun.
[04:43] Shizuru
You're the one who's shrunk, Dad.
[04:45] Shizuru's Father
Nice one!
[04:45] Shizuru
No, it's not!
[04:47] Reimi
Mister, mister!
[04:48] Reimi
I've gotten pretty tall too, right?
[04:49] Shizuru's Father
Sure have!
[04:51] Shizuru's Father
Nadeko-chan's grown up as well.
[04:52] Shizuru's Father
Akira-chan...
[04:53] Shizuru's Father
Akira-chan's pretty much the same.
[05:00] Shizuru's Father
Pochi-san's scarier than I remember.
[05:03] Shizuru's Father
He's big enough to gobble me up, kyurun!
[05:04] Reimi
Look, look!
[05:05] Reimi
We drove that thing here!
Isn't that awesome?
[05:07] Shizuru's Father
That's one feisty ride you've got there.
[05:10] Reimi
Not surprised at all, huh?
[05:11] Shizuru's Father
Just look around you.
[05:12] Shizuru's Father
It'll take more to make me
quake in my boots.
[05:14] Shizuru
Oh, yeah. Mom said that if I ran into you,
[05:17] Shizuru
I'm to tell you to snap out
of it and come home.
[05:20] Reimi
Now he's quaking in his boots.
[05:21] Shizuru's Father
Was she mad?
[05:22] Shizuru
She was fed up.
[05:23] Shizuru's Father
What do I do?
[05:24] Shizuru's Father
She's even scarier like that!
[05:25] Shizuru
Beats me.
[05:26] Shizuru's Father
I told her I was going to just
scope things out, kyurun.
[05:29] Shizuru
It's been two years.
[05:30] Shizuru's Father
But, but...
[05:31] Shizuru's Father
I've sent back a few letters!
[05:32] Shizuru
Those don't count as letters.
SIGN I'm gonna be a little longer
[05:34] Shizuru
Mom had no words.
[05:36] Eisaku
Is everyone in Agano doing well, shupi?
[05:38] Reimi
Yeah, totally!
[05:39] Reimi
Masaharu-san gets a little carnivorous
once in a while, though.
[05:42] Eisaku
That's Masa for you.
[05:43] Eisaku
He's always been like that.
[05:45] Hide-bo
Even we have our animal
instincts take over at times.
[05:47] Hide-bo
Masa-san's got it worse.
[05:49] Shizuru
So, what have you been doing all this time?
[05:51] Shizuru's Father
Taking a break.
[05:52] Shizuru's Father
Both we and our cart took
a real beating, kyurun.
[05:55] Shizuru
Seriously, why do you keep saying "kyurun"?!
[05:57] Shizuru
And why do you look so round now?
[05:58] Shizuru's Father
Oh, you noticed?
[05:59] Shizuru
Of course I did!
[06:00] Shizuru's Father
Well?
[06:01] Shizuru
It's gross.
[06:02] Shizuru
That's why I was ignoring it,
but it's even grosser that you won't stop.
[06:05] Shizuru's Father
Watch your mouth! I'll get mad,
even with your friends here!
[06:07] Hide-bo
Chikura-san, she's right-ccho!
[06:09] Hide-bo
It really is creepy to have old men
going "kyurun" or "shupi"!
[06:13] Shizuru's Father
We kinda... got turned into this.
[06:17] Shizuru
By who?
[06:17] Shizuru's Father
The folks in Shiinamachi.
[06:19] Shizuru
Why?
[06:20] Shizuru's Father
Well, we ran into a weird
old guy on the way.
[06:22] Shizuru's Father
Said Ikebukuro was a real mess.
[06:24] Shizuru's Father
So we were on our way to check it out, and
they picked a fight with us in Shiinamachi.
[06:29] Shizuru's Father
I don't get it, but I turned all cute.
[06:31] Shizuru
So you lost?
[06:32] Shizuru's Father
We didn't lose, kyurun!
[06:33] Shizuru
No more "kyurun"!
[06:34] Shizuru's Father
If I wasn't an animal, I'd have trounced
them with my Agano jiu-jutsu!
[06:38] Shizuru's Father
I'm telling the truth!
[06:39] Shizuru's Father
I got one of 'em good!
[06:41] Shizuru's Father
Look! My battle trophy!
[06:42] Shizuru
A beret?
[06:43] Shizuru's Father
They were all wearing these.
[06:45] Shizuru's Father
Want it?
[06:45] Shizuru
No thanks.
[06:46] Akira
I do!
[06:47] Shizuru
Eh?
[06:47] Shizuru's Father
Oh, take it. Here.
[06:49] Akira
Rampo, Guevara...
[06:51] Akira
A true symbol of rebellion and decadence!
[06:53] Shizuru's Father
So, what about you?
[06:55] Shizuru's Father
Did you come out here to find us?
[06:56] Shizuru
We're going to Ikebukuro.
To bring Yoka home.
[06:58] Shizuru's Father
Yoka-chan?
[07:00] Eisaku
Chikura-san, so was that
really Yoka-chan, shupi?
[07:02] Shizuru
You met her?!
[07:03] Shizuru's Father
We saw her in Shiinamachi.
[07:06] Shizuru's Father
But, well...
[07:16] Shizuru's Father
She was like your mother coming home
late after drinking.
[07:19] Reimi
Like we'd know that.
[07:20] Shizuru
And?
[07:21] Shizuru's Father
That's it.
[07:22] Shizuru's Father
Things got hairy right after that.
[07:24] Reimi
Think she's still in Shiinamachi?
[07:25] Shizuru's Father
Who knows?
[07:27] Shizuru
Was it even really Yoka?!
[07:29] Shizuru's Father
Well, when you put it like that, maybe not...
[07:32] Shizuru
Which is it?!
[07:33] Shizuru's Father
I don't know, kyurun!
[07:35] Shizuru
I said, stop it with the "kyurun"!
[07:36] Nadeshiko
Um...
[07:37] Nadeshiko
Was there anything you noticed about her?
[07:40] Shizuru's Father
Oh, she really grew out her hair.
[07:43] Shizuru
It was long to begin with!
[07:44] Shizuru's Father
Hey, it almost reached the ground!
[07:46] Shizuru
That can't have been Yoka, then.
[07:49] Shizuru
Yoka cuts her own hair.
[07:51] Shizuru
She's real good at it, too.
[07:55] Shizuru's Father
Thanks a lot, really.
[07:57] Nadeshiko
You have short arms,
so it's the least we could do.
[07:59] Reimi
Oh, it's Zenjiro-san!
[08:01] Shizuru
I forgot!
[08:02] Akira
I couldn't hear it at all.
[08:03] Nadeshiko
That's Reimi-chan for you.
[08:05] Shizuru's Father
Zenjiro?
[08:06] Shizuru's Father
Did he get better, kyurun?
[08:09] Shizuru
Currently past Higashi-Nagasaki.
[08:12] Zenjiro
Sounds like they found Shizuru's father.
[08:15] Makoto
That's not important now!
[08:16] Makoto
You need to tell them what matters!
[08:18] Zenjiro
I know that!
[08:20] Shizuru
Um...
[08:21] Shizuru
"Stay the course and the
world will... disappear"?!
[08:25] Reimi
So it really was true.
[08:27] Shizuru
"However, put an end to it
and turn world normal again"?
[08:34] Shizuru
Maybe we can turn the world back to normal!
[08:38] Shizuru
"Possible if you stop 7G
gone haywire in Ikebukuro."
[08:44] Reimi
Seriously? It's that easy?
[08:45] Zenjiro
Just wait.
[08:47] Shizuru
"Looking into a way now..."
[08:50] Shizuru
"Once we find out, will let you kno—
choo choo-choo..."
[08:54] Shizuru's Father
The hell's he mean by "choo choo-choo"?
[08:56] Shizuru
He still can't talk for long.
[08:58] Shizuru
Although it's not as bad now.
[08:59] Shizuru's Father
What's this about turning
the world normal again?
[09:02] Shizuru's Father
You mean, if we do something in Ikebukuro,
I can go back to being human?!
[09:05] Shizuru
I'm not sure, but he did say Ikebukuro
was their stronghold or whatever before.
[09:09] Shizuru's Father
Then I'll go with you, kyurun!
[09:11] Shizuru's Father
Those beret guys might get
in our way like before.
[09:14] Shizuru
You don't need to come with us.
[09:15] Shizuru's Father
I'd be worried if you kids went alone!
[09:17] Shizuru
We'll be fine.
[09:18] Shizuru
I'm still human, you know.
[09:19] Shizuru's Father
I'm going!
[09:20] Shizuru
You really don't have to!
[09:21] Shizuru's Father
I can't leave something this important
to my daughter and her friends!
[09:24] Shizuru
We're just going to meet Yoka!
[09:27] Shizuru's Father
We might be able to turn
the world back to normal!
[09:29] Shizuru
That doesn't matter!
[09:31] Shizuru's Father
What?
[09:32] Shizuru
I mean, it does! But I don't care!
[09:35] Shizuru's Father
Kyurun?
[09:38] Nadeshiko
It's fine, mister.
[09:40] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan's really strong.
[09:42] Shizuru's Father
Maybe she is, but still...
[09:44] Nadeshiko
I can use a bow,
[09:46] Nadeshiko
Akira-chan's a snappy thinker,
[09:48] Nadeshiko
and Reimi-chan can just plain snap.
[09:50] Reimi
I'll snap real good.
[09:50] Reimi
Show 'em some sexy violence.
[09:52] Nadeshiko
You look weaker than when
you were a real wolverine.
[09:56] Nadeshiko
And what's more, you're hurt.
[09:58] Reimi
If it looks like we can change
the world back, we will.
[10:01] Shizuru's Father
That's one laid-back attitude...
[10:03] Eisaku
Chikura-san.
[10:04] Eisaku
Girls grow up a lot faster in
two years than you'd think, shupi.
[10:09] Eisaku
Have faith in your daughter and let them go.
[10:12] Eisaku
We should go back to Agano and
put our families at ease first.
[10:16] Shizuru
Go and see Mom again.
[10:19] Shizuru
It'll be too late once you fully turn
into animals and can't talk.
[10:24] Shizuru's Father
I guess you've got this in the bag
with the Agano jiu-jitsu I taught you.
[10:29] Shizuru's Father
Okay!
[10:29] Shizuru's Father
Go on, Shizuru!
[10:30] Shizuru's Father
Avenge your father!
[10:35] Reimi
Bye-bye!
[10:36] Nadeshiko
Please be careful!
[10:38] Hide-bo
Thanks!
[10:38] Shizuru's Father
Yeah!
[10:39] Eisaku
You too!
[10:44] Shizuru's Father
Get 'em good!
[10:47] Hide-bo
What you said earlier really got to me.
[10:50] Eisaku
That's what it means to have a family.
[10:52] Hide-bo
You said it.
[10:54] Hide-bo
Even though you're a bachelor.
[10:55] Shizuru's Father
Okay, let's get this cart
back on the tracks!
[10:57] Group
Yessir!
[11:02] Reimi
Man, Shizuru-chan's dad
hasn't changed at all.
[11:06] Shizuru
As big of an idiot as always.
[11:07] Reimi
I thought he was really funny.
[11:10] Nadeshiko
Wait, what about the tracks
past Higashi-Agano?
[11:13] Nadeshiko
The part that's uncrossable now.
[11:14] Shizuru
I'm sure the water's gone down.
[11:15] Shizuru
If not, they'll come up with something.
[11:17] Nadeshiko
You think so?
[11:18] Shizuru
Dad'll be fine. Even if he is an idiot.
[11:21] Nadeshiko
That's true.
[11:23] Nadeshiko
Oh, not the idiot part.
[11:26] Reimi
You know, what does turning
the world normal again mean?
[11:29] Reimi
I don't really get it.
[11:31] Akira
Isn't it exactly what it sounds like?
[11:33] Nadeshiko
I think he means going back
to how things were before 7G.
[11:37] Reimi
Honestly, I don't know which I prefer now.
[11:40] Reimi
I did want things to go
back if it was possible,
[11:43] Reimi
but I'd already kinda given up.
[11:45] Reimi
Things now are pretty
chill in their own way.
[11:48] Akira
My travelogue is ending up
more and more chaotic.
[11:51] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan.
[11:53] Nadeshiko
I think worse than the world
not going back to normal
[11:56] Nadeshiko
would be you and Yoka-chan
not going back to how you were.
[11:59] Reimi
Me too!
[12:00] Shizuru
Yeah.
[12:04] Reimi
Besides, there's no way we can
stop 7G from running wild.
[12:08] Akira
We don't know that yet.
[12:10] Akira
We could suddenly wake up one day
and find out we have incredible powers.
[12:14] Reimi
Like what?
[12:19] Akira
O sacred bitter melon!
[12:21] Akira
Gather within me and unleash
your bitter meloning power!
[12:32] Reimi
Nothing happened.
[12:34] Reimi
Akira, you fraud.
[12:36] Reimi
Ah, that's mine!
[12:39] Reimi
Give it back!
[12:40] Akira
Yum.
[12:40] Reimi
Spit it out!
[12:41] Akira
Okay, I will.
[12:42] Reimi
Don't spit it out!
[12:43] Nadeshiko
Play nice!
[12:52] Reimi
Hey, the weather's gotten worse.
[12:55] Reimi
The sky's suddenly gone dark with clouds.
[12:58] Reimi
It was clear just a minute ago.
[12:59] Nadeshiko
Oh, you're right.
[13:01] Reimi
Over there.
[13:03] Nadeshiko
Huh?
[13:03] Reimi
Is that Shiinamachi Station?
[13:05] Nadeshiko
Yeah.
[13:05] Reimi
What do we do?
[13:06] Nadeshiko
What do you mean?
[13:07] Reimi
Should we keep going?
[13:09] Reimi
Shizuru's dad said they attacked him.
[13:13] Nadeshiko
Let's go past it!
[13:14] Reimi
Okay!
[13:14] Nadeshiko
I'll go tell Shizuru-chan and the others.
[13:16] Nadeshiko
Oh, you were awake—
[13:22] Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan!
[13:24] Reimi
What the heck?
[13:28] Reimi
We can't get to Ikebukuro like this...
[13:38] Reimi
Ugh, I don't want to get off.
[13:40] Reimi
I just know we're gonna
run into some weirdos.
[13:42] Akira
Either way, we can't move on.
[13:43] Shizuru
It's fine!
[13:44] Shizuru
I'm stronger than my dad.
[13:46] Reimi
Really?
[13:46] Shizuru
Not that I'd know!
[13:47] Reimi
Why'd I get my hopes up?
SIGN Shiinamachi
SIGN Sun Road
[13:55] Reimi
There's nobody here.
[13:57] Nadeshiko
Not even the police.
SIGN Dissidents Yesterday
Egg Custards
Arrestees
SIGN People
People
[14:00] Akira
Egg custard?
[14:01] Reimi
You're right, egg custard.
[14:03] Shizuru
What does that mean?
[14:05] Akira
Steamed to death like egg custard.
[14:06] Akira
Torture akin to Goemon
boiling alive in a cauldron.
[14:08] Nadeshiko
Oh, no!
SIGN Dissidents Yesterday
Egg Custards
Arrestees
[14:09] Reimi
That's scary! Cut it ou—
[14:11] Reimi
Something's stuck to my face!
[14:14] Reimi
The Fukuro Times?
SIGN Poison
SIGN Pontaro
SIGN Stays
SIGN On
SIGN As
SIGN Mayor
[14:16] Reimi
Wait...
[14:17] Reimi
Isn't this Yoka-chan?!
[14:19] Reimi
"Early on the third,"
[14:20] Reimi
"Her Majesty Queen Yoka of Nakatomi attended
an astronomy learning session..."
[14:24] Reimi
They're calling her a queen!
[14:26] Nadeshiko
If this really is Yoka-chan...
[14:29] Reimi
She looks a little too scary
to be Yoka-chan.
[14:31] Akira
A rebellious phase?
[14:32] Nadeshiko
Who are these people next to her?
[14:33] Reimi
They look like bad guys!
[14:35] Nadeshiko
Are these the people in power who don't
want the world to go back to normal?
[14:41] Tokiwaman A
So it's you!
[14:43] Tokiwaman A
The ones trying to reach Ikebukuro!
[14:45] Tokiwaman A
Unfortunately, we can't
let you go to Ikebukuro.
[14:48] Tokiwaman A
Your path ends here in Shiinamachi,
where you'll become our art!
[14:52] Reimi
Huh? What's that mean?
[14:53] Nadeshiko
Become their art...
[14:55] Nadeshiko
In other words, we're going
to serve as their art models.
[14:57] Nadeshiko
They'll probably strip us naked
and do pervy stuff to us!
[15:00] Reimi
You're awful!
[15:01] Tokiwaman A
No, we won't!
[15:02] Shizuru
Oh, that hat!
[15:03] Shizuru
They're probably the ones who attacked Dad!
[15:05] Akira
Wait, that's the kusamochi
from the hermit's map!
[15:08] Tokiwawoman
Ah! You there!
[15:09] Tokiwawoman
That beret!
[15:10] Tokiwawoman
That's the one those weird
animals stole from Mr. T!
[15:13] Tokiwawoman
Give it back!
[15:13] Akira
No way!
[15:14] Tokiwawoman
Grr!
[15:15] Tokiwaman A
It looks like you kids ruined the story
we set up for Oizumi-gakuen!
[15:20] Reimi
Oizumi-gakuen?
[15:21] Nadeshiko
Story?
[15:22] Akira
NeriAli?
[15:23] Reimi
Hey, wait!
[15:24] Reimi
So the ones who made a big mess
of the world of NeriAli...
[15:27] Tokiwaman A
Exactly!
[15:28] Tokiwaman A
Alice posed too large of a threat.
[15:30] Tokiwaman A
Her charisma could have meant
danger for Ikebukuro!
[15:34] Reimi
So it's your fault that Alice died?!
[15:36] Akira
You'll pay!
[15:36] Tokiwaman A
That's my line!
[15:39] Tokiwaman A
Gekiga Beam!
[15:43] Reimi
Nadeko-chan!
[15:46] Nadeshiko
Oh, my.
[15:47] Nadeshiko
I'm perfectly fine.
[15:49] Reimi
No, you're not!
[15:50] Akira
She's way over the top now.
[15:52] Nadeshiko
Over the top in what fashion?!
[15:53] Nadeshiko
Good heavens! What has befallen me?!
[15:55] Tokiwaman F
Her mind will soon turn into that
of the character we invented, as well!
[15:59] Reimi
Turn her back right now!
[16:00] Tokiwaman A
No can do!
[16:01] Tokiwaman F
You can stop its progress
by leaving this town.
[16:03] Tokiwaman F
Just turn back already!
[16:05] Shizuru
It'll be faster to kick their butts
with Agano jiu-jitsu.
[16:07] Tokiwaman F
If you can, that is!
[16:08] Tokiwaman F
Your serialization gets axed here!
[16:13] Reimi
You're cruisin' for a bruisin' now!
[16:14] Reimi
I'll send ya to hell!
[16:16] Tokiwawoman
Hold it! There!
[16:20] Shizuru
Wuh-oh!
[16:21] Shizuru
I can't use my jiu-jitsu!
[16:22] Reimi
But you're one cute cat.
[16:23] Reimi
I dig it.
[16:24] Nadeshiko
We must protect Akira-chan at all costs!
[16:26] Akira
What character will I get turned into?
[16:28] Akira
If I could pick, ukiyo-e?
[16:29] Akira
Or maybe something avant-garde,
like futurism?
[16:32] Tokiwaman A
My new serialization begins here!
[16:36] Tokiwaman A
Hmph!
[16:37] Tokiwaman A
What?!
[16:38] Akira
Fauvism!
[16:40] Akira
Cubism!
[16:41] Akira
German expressionism!
[16:45] Tokiwaman A
What?!
[16:48] Akira
Something came out!
[16:49] Tokiwaman A
Mr. F!
[16:53] Tokiwaman F
I'm scared! I'm scared!
[16:54] Tokiwaman F
What is this?
[16:55] Tokiwaman F
What is this?!
[16:57] Tokiwawoman
So you know how to use
the powers of the beret?!
[17:03] Akira
That's right.
[17:04] Akira
Surreal Bomber!
[17:05] Reimi
Oh, she's just pretendin' she knew.
[17:07] Reimi
I can tell.
[17:08] Nadeshiko
So the beret possesses powers, they say.
[17:10] Shizuru
Maybe that's our key to victowy!
[17:12] Tokiwaman A
Hah! Your pitiful imaginations don't
stand a chance against us mangaka!
[17:16] Tokiwaman A
Take this!
[17:17] Tokiwawoman
Yeah!
[17:18] Tokiwaman F
Uh-huh!
[17:24] Akira
Hi-yah!
[17:35] Reimi
See that?
[17:36] Reimi
That's the imagination of Akira,
the gloomy bookwor—
[17:40] Tokiwaman A
What is this?
[17:41] Tokiwaman A
It makes no sense!
[17:42] Tokiwaman F
You're breaking the conventions here!
[17:44] Reimi
What's the big idea, Akira?
[17:45] Akira
Try it out.
[17:46] Akira
Your thoughts will come to life.
[17:47] Reimi
Okay.
[17:48] Reimi
BL Flash!
[17:54] Tokiwaman A
Mr. F, are you okay?
[17:56] Tokiwaman F
Don't look at me like that, Mr. A...
[17:59] Tokiwaman A
Mr. F...
[17:59] Tokiwawoman
What in the world?
[18:00] Tokiwaman F
Mr. A...
[18:01] Tokiwawoman
I like it!
[18:01] Tokiwawoman
Very nice!
[18:03] Nadeshiko
Sparkly Spur!
[18:07] Tokiwaman A
What's this?
[18:08] Tokiwaman A
I suddenly feel like I shouldn't be here...
[18:10] Tokiwaman F
Like there's no demand for us!
[18:11] Tokiwawoman
Hey, that's not true!
[18:13] Shizuru
Hot-Bwooded Fire!
[18:15] Shizuru
Pew pew!
[18:19] Tokiwaman A
We're going to lose at this rate!
[18:20] Tokiwaman F
Time to show our guts and fight!
[18:21] Tokiwaman F
Prepare yourselves!
[18:23] Tokiwawoman
I'll follow you to the ends of the Earth!
[18:24] Tokiwaman A
We don't need no stinking berets!
[18:31] Tokiwaman A
It can't be!
[18:31] Tokiwaman F
What sloppy plotting!
[18:33] Tokiwawoman
It's sacrilege! Utter sacrilege!
[18:34] Shizuru
Why are you twying to stop us, anyway?
[18:37] Reimi
Yeah, exactamundo!
[18:38] Reimi
Is it 'cause we got that charisma thing
you were jawin' about with Alice?
[18:41] Tokiwaman A
Not in the slightest!
[18:43] Tokiwawoman
We were given the powers of the beret,
so we have to follow orders!
[18:45] Tokiwawoman
That's all it is!
[18:46] Nadeshiko
You were given powers? Truly?
[18:48] Shizuru
What's aww that about?
[18:49] Tokiwawoman
It seems we have no choice...
[18:51] Tokiwawoman
but to tell our tale.
[18:53] Reimi
You can keep it to yerselves!
[18:54] Reimi
Just answer our questions.
[18:56] Tokiwawoman
How many years ago was it?
[18:57] Reimi
I just said, save it!
[18:59] Tokiwaman A
We came to this place with grand ambitions!
[19:02] (Flashback) Tokiwaman A
We'll change the world with manga!
[19:05] Tokiwaman F
But for some reason, our art
styles weren't well-received,
[19:08] Tokiwaman F
and they weren't popular in the least.
[19:10] Tokiwaman F
Days and months of fruitless effort passed by.
[19:14] (Flashback) Tokiwawoman
Stories should follow convention.
[19:16] (Flashback) Tokiwawoman
Clichés are what move people the most.
[19:18] Tokiwaman A
But those no-good editors dismissed us,
calling us out-of-date...
[19:21] Tokiwaman A
Wait, what?!
[19:23] Tokiwaman A
Seriously?
[19:23] Tokiwaman A
You're seriously going to
skip the explanation?!
[19:25] Tokiwaman F
No one moves during a flashback!
[19:27] Tokiwaman F
That's convention, right there!
[19:28] Tokiwawoman
We haven't even gotten to 7G happening!
[19:31] Tokiwaman A
Or how these powers are a paid subscription,
[19:33] Tokiwaman A
or the most important part,
who gave us them!
[19:36] Akira
We'll manage somehow.
[19:38] Group
D'oh!
[19:39] Akira
Artistic expression has no limits!
[19:47] Tokiwaman A
Even if changing times lead to
all sorts of constraints...
[19:51] Tokiwaman F
New forms of expression
in manga will be born!
[19:53] Tokiwawoman
We were the ones who had given up all along!
[19:56] Reimi
They've found enlightenment somehow.
[19:58] Nadeshiko
A matter of no import.
Return us to normal posthaste.
[20:00] Shizuru
Hey, hey!
[20:01] Shizuru
Have you seen this girl befowe?
[20:05] Tokiwaman A
You really do know the queen?!
[20:07] Shizuru
Yoka's our fwiend!
[20:08] Shizuru
We're on our way to find her!
[20:10] Tokiwaman A
That's absurd!
[20:11] Tokiwaman A
She's not someone who
nobodies like you can meet!
[20:15] Tokiwaman F
They say the queen is the mother
of Ikebukuro as we know it,
[20:18] Tokiwaman F
not to mention the mighty being
who gave us these powers!
[20:23] Tokiwawoman
You're a threat to the queen
and this very world itself!
[20:27] Tokiwawoman
That's what Pontaro-sama told us!
[20:29] Shizuru
Pontaro?
[20:30] Reimi
Who's that?
[20:30] Tokiwawoman
You can see him right there!
[20:32] Tokiwawoman
The not-so-tall one next to her!
[20:35] Shizuru
Pontaro...
[20:36] Tokiwaman A
Anyway, if you value your lives,
[20:37] Tokiwaman A
don't do anything to upset the queen!
[20:40] Tokiwaman A
She'll turn you into egg custard!
SIGN Dissidents Yesterday
Egg Custards
Arrestees
SIGN People
People
[20:42] Nadeshiko
We saw the same term on the police box.
Whatever does it mean?
[20:45] Tokiwaman A
Literally what it says!
[20:46] Akira
It really was a form of torture...
[20:47] Reimi
Yoka-chan would never do that!
[20:49] Shizuru
Pontaro! I wemember now!
[20:52] Shizuru
Zenjiro-san mentioned him!
[20:54] (Flashback) Zenjiro
That damn rotten dunghead Pontaro!
[20:57] (Flashback) Zenjiro
How many times did I tell him
to give up on 7G?
[20:59] Shizuru
So he's the one wesponsible for 7G?
[21:02] Reimi
For real?
[21:03] Reimi
What's Yoka-chan doin' with a fink like him?
[21:06] Shizuru
I weally don't know!
[21:07] Akira
An evil vizier!
[21:09] Reimi
A weevil is here?
[21:10] Reimi
What d'ya mean?
[21:11] Nadeshiko
You mean Yoka-chan is being
hoodwinked by that scoundrel?
[21:14] Akira
Or rather, being manipulated by him?
[21:16] Akira
But the Yoka-chan we know
would never trust him.
[21:19] Shizuru
7G...
[21:21] Akira
There is a chance that it plays a role here.
[21:23] Nadeshiko
Then that means we definitely need
to put a stop to it, does it not?
[21:27] Reimi
This is way over my head, dudettes.
[21:35] Reimi
We're back to normal!
[21:36] Nadeshiko
Seems like it.
[21:37] Tokiwaman A
We canceled the subscription for our powers.
[21:40] Tokiwawoman
Fine by me. That thing cost a fortune.
[21:59] Shizuru
So that's...
[22:01] Shizuru
Ikebukuro...
E11 - Maybe She's a Lost Cause...
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[00:03] Owl Woman
All this rain lately sure is a bother.
[00:06] Owl Man
At least it's regular rain.
[00:08] Owl Man
It's been raining nothing but
mackerel at my place lately.
[00:11] Owl Man
Grilled, simmered, I'm sick of it all.
[00:14] Owl Woman
Well, fatty fish you either love or hate...
[00:25] Owl Woman
A train?
[00:26] Owl Man
Don't be stupid.
[00:28] Owl Man
The only thing still running is the Ikebus.
[00:43] Reimi
Too fast, too fast, too fast!
[00:44] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, calm down!
[00:46] Shizuru
Go, go, go!
[00:51] Akira
Hold it!
[00:52] Akira
Ikebukuro Station has bay platforms!
[00:55] Reimi
Huh? What's a bay platform?!
[01:04] Shizuru
Is this Ikebukuro?!
[01:06] Reimi
I thought we were goners.
[01:08] Nadeshiko
Are you okay?
[01:09] Nadeshiko
No one hurt?
[01:10] Reimi
We did it, though!
[01:12] Reimi
We've finally arrived in Ikebukuro!
[01:14] Akira
You see, a bay platform is when
it's a dead end, like this...
[01:20] Reimi
What's up, Pochi-san?
[01:23] Leader
We have intruders!
[01:24] Leader
Eliminate them!
[01:25] Shizuru
What's this, now?
[01:27] Leader
Attack force, advance!
[01:28] Shizuru
No questions asked, huh?!
[01:35] Nadeshiko
Yoka-chan's scent?
[01:36] Shizuru
Let's go!
[01:37] Group
Yeah!
[01:38] Akira
Wait up!
SIGN Train to the End of the World
[03:12] Pochi
Are you awake?
[03:14] Pochi
Breakfast is ready.
[03:20] Yoka
Ah, yeah.
[03:24] Yoka
What's for breakfast today?
[03:26] Pochi
Dried horse mackerel, mushroom scrambled eggs,
and bitter melon miso soup.
[03:31] Yoka
Sounds good.
SIGN Episode 11 Maybe She's a Lost Cause...
[03:33] Yoka
You served bitter melon before, I think...
[03:36] Yoka
Do you like bitter melon?
[03:38] Pochi
No, I wouldn't say that.
[03:41] Pochi
Do you not like bitter melon, Yoka-sama?
[03:43] Pochi
If so, in the future...
[03:44] Yoka
I'm fine with it.
[03:46] Yoka
It just gives me a strange feeling.
[03:49] Pochi
Strange in what way?
[03:51] Yoka
I'm not so sure myself.
[03:53] Yoka
It's not like I've eaten it that often,
but it feels nostalgic in a way.
[03:57] Yoka
That's why I said it's strange.
[03:59] Pochi
I see.
[04:00] Yoka
Where'd you say this was from?
[04:04] Pochi
Well...
[04:08] Yoka
What?
[04:13] Shizuru
Found someone.
[04:14] Shizuru
Let's ask him!
[04:17] Shizuru
Excuse me.
[04:18] Shizuru
Could we have a moment of your time?
[04:20] Shizuru
We're looking for someone
named Nakatomi Yoka.
[04:26] Reimi
Whoa, he's huge.
[04:27] Akira
A kitchen smock?
[04:28] Nadeshiko
Behave, now.
[04:33] Reimi
Huh? What is it?
[04:36] Yoka
What's wrong?
[04:37] Yoka
Is it that Kontaro again?
[04:45] Shizuru
Yo...
[05:07] Yoka
How cute.
[05:09] Yoka
Is this your dog?
[05:11] Yoka
I had a dog a long time ago.
[05:13] Yoka
His name was Pochi-san.
[05:14] Yoka
What's your name?
[05:18] Reimi
Hey, this is Pochi-san!
[05:20] Reimi
How can you not tell?!
[05:22] Nadeshiko
We came from Agano to find you, Yoka-chan.
[05:25] Akira
You're Yoka-chan, aren't you?
[05:39] Yoka
Who are you people?
[05:42] Shizuru
Could it be you're still mad?
[05:47] Yoka
About what?
[05:48] Yoka
Why would I be mad?
[05:51] Shizuru
Well...
[06:08] Yoka
I suddenly feel... really terrible...
[06:12] Yoka
Like something's stabbing my chest...
[06:15] Nadeshiko
Wait, Yoka-chan.
[06:16] Nadeshiko
Do you not recognize us?
[06:18] Reimi
No way! Amnesia?
[06:20] Akira
Did she get wibble-wobble surgery,
like Zenjiro-san?
[06:23] Shizuru
Oh, no!
[06:28] Yoka
My name is Nakatomi Yoka.
[06:31] Yoka
I'm in high school, and I love astronomy.
[06:33] Yoka
I study diligently every day
here in Ikebukuro.
[06:36] Yoka
Studying is fun.
[06:38] Yoka
I like learning about new things.
[06:40] Yoka
It broadens my perspective.
[06:42] Yoka
And my dream when I grow up...
[06:46] Yoka
My dream... when I grow up...
[06:49] Shizuru
Yok—
[06:53] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan!
[06:55] Reimi
Yoka-chan?
[07:00] Pochi
Yoka-sama.
[07:01] Pochi
Please control yourself.
[07:03] Yoka
My name is Nakatomi Yoka...
[07:05] Shizuru
Listen to me, Yoka!
[07:06] Shizuru
You see—
[07:08] Vigilante
Found them.
[07:11] Pontaro
I didn't think you'd find her so soon.
[07:13] Pontaro
Annoying vermin, out to harm the princess!
[07:16] Pontaro
Such impudence, before our
very own Yoka-hime!
[07:18] Pontaro
You're a real pack of scoundrels!
[07:20] Pontaro
That is to say, enemies!
[07:22] Pontaro
Take them down!
[07:23] Pontaro
In other words, pulverize them!
[07:25] Akira
Hey, they mean business!
[07:26] Akira
We'll die!
[07:28] Shizuru
Yoka!
[07:28] Shizuru
Wait, Yoka!
[07:30] Reimi
Shizuru-chan, not now!
[07:31] Nadeshiko
Everyone, this way!
[07:32] Akira
We can't afford to die here!
[07:37] Pontaro
Are you injured, Princess?
[07:39] Yoka
Not really.
[07:44] Pontaro
Why would you keep something
so important here?!
[07:47] Pontaro
You birdbrain!
[07:48] Pontaro
What's the meaning of this?
[07:50] Pontaro
It's them...
[07:51] Pontaro
It must be!
[07:52] Pontaro
They're the reason why the princess is...
[07:53] Pontaro
Capture those girls!
[07:55] Pontaro
Make sure they don't escape!
[07:59] Reimi
Okay, let's go!
[08:00] Reimi
Get moving!
[08:01] Akira
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
[08:07] Pontaro
Why'd you let them get away?!
[08:09] Pontaro
I'll tell the princess to turn
all of you into tokoroten!
[08:13] Pontaro
Not good, not good.
[08:15] Pontaro
Looking at the button and her reaction,
it's best to separate the two.
[08:19] Pontaro
And here I thought I was being cautious.
[08:21] Pontaro
I was a fool, damn it!
[08:26] Pochi
You called?
[08:28] Pontaro
What kind of question is that?
[08:30] Pontaro
You big lunk.
[08:31] Pontaro
We're moving the princess
to another location.
[08:34] Pochi
Why?
[08:34] Pontaro
Because those girls who
got away, thanks to you,
[08:36] Pontaro
might come back and steal her away!
[08:38] Pontaro
Isn't it obvious?!
[08:40] Pochi
She may not agree to that.
[08:43] Pochi
She's quite fond of that apartment.
[08:46] Pontaro
Who cares how fond or attached she is to it?!
[08:49] Pontaro
What, you think you can protect the princess?!
[08:51] Pochi
Of course.
[08:52] Pontaro
If they touch a single hair on
her head, you'll pay the price!
[08:56] Pontaro
Hey!
[08:57] Pontaro
Get me a hand trolley!
[08:58] Pontaro
And some security guards!
[09:02] Reimi
You think maybe that wasn't Yoka-chan?
[09:05] Akira
Huh?
[09:06] Reimi
I mean, something's up.
[09:07] Reimi
That Yoka-chan was weird.
[09:09] Reimi
She didn't even know who we were.
[09:12] Nadeshiko
Something was weird about her, but...
[09:15] Shizuru
I'm pretty sure that was the real Yoka.
[09:18] Nadeshiko
I agree.
[09:19] Nadeshiko
Pochi-san thought it was her, too.
[09:22] Akira
It's gotta be Yoka-chan.
[09:24] Reimi
So was she just seriously angry, then?
[09:27] Reimi
Is she ghosting us?
[09:28] Akira
Ghosting us?
[09:30] Shizuru
Maybe.
[09:31] Shizuru
If I was in her shoes, I probably would.
[09:36] Reimi
Huh? What?
[09:38] Akira
This is Morse. Morse code!
[09:41] Akira
It's Zenjiro-san and Makoto-sensei!
[09:43] Reimi
Why are they using bitter melon?
[09:45] Akira
The roots and vines might have grown
to connect all the way to Agano.
[09:49] Reimi
What?
[09:50] Reimi
From here to Agano?
[09:54] Reimi
Bitter melon's unstoppable!
[09:55] Nadeshiko
So what's Makoto-sensei saying?
[09:57] Akira
"Slice up a bitter melon."
[09:59] Reimi
Huh?
[10:00] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, knife.
[10:04] Makoto
Test, test.
[10:07] Akira
What?
[10:08] Shizuru
The bitter melon is talking
with Makoto-sensei's voice!
[10:10] Akira
Are we even speaking the
same language anymore?
[10:14] Makoto
Not so loud! I can hear you!
[10:17] Reimi
Makoto-sensei!
[10:19] Reimi
Hey! Can you see me?
[10:21] Makoto
No. This is a voice-only line.
[10:24] Reimi
Too bad.
[10:25] Zenjiro
We figured out how to turn
the world back to normal.
[10:27] Reimi
Huh? Who's that?
[10:28] Akira
That's Zenjiro-san!
[10:30] Nadeshiko
You figured it out?
[10:31] Makoto
We haven't found proof,
but it's a fairly credible hypothesis.
[10:35] Zenjiro
The 7G launch should have begun
with a switch—a button.
[10:39] Zenjiro
And that button has been
pressed on this whole time.
[10:42] Makoto
Which means if we push it
once more to turn it off...
[10:45] Nadeshiko
If we push it?
[10:46] Makoto
It should cut off the 7G network.
[10:48] Makoto
The effects of its signal should disappear.
[10:51] Makoto
In other words, we might
go back to how things were.
[10:54] Akira
That's all?
[10:55] Reimi
No way!
[10:56] Reimi
That's too easy!
[10:58] Makoto
Precisely why we had overlooked it.
[11:00] Makoto
We had our hands full dealing
with each individual phenomenon,
[11:03] Makoto
leaving us with no time to identify
the fundamental cause behind it all.
[11:06] Nadeshiko
I suppose that's true.
[11:07] Akira
Where's that button, then?
[11:09] Zenjiro
We don't know.
[11:11] Zenjiro
That said, if I were Pontaro,
[11:13] Zenjiro
I'd hide it and implement
strict security measures.
[11:16] Makoto
In a battle between those
preserving the new status quo
[11:19] Makoto
and those trying to return to the old ways,
[11:21] Makoto
the winner is decided by
whoever has that button.
[11:24] Makoto
We'll contact you again
once we have more information.
[11:27] Makoto
Make sure you eat the bitter melon
you used for this call.
[11:30] Group
Yes.
[11:31] Zenjiro
Don't let that food go to wast—
choo choo-choo choo...
[11:35] Reimi
Huh? He's back to the usual Zenjiro-san.
[11:37] Makoto
I've been able to extend his time in anti-
choo-choo mode to 5 minutes and 38 seconds.
[11:42] Reimi
That's incredible!
[11:44] Makoto
No, I'm still far off from
complete anti-choo-choo.
[11:47] Akira
If you keep on extending it,
will he go back to normal?
[11:49] Makoto
My calculations say it'll take 94 years.
[11:53] Akira
I see.
[11:55] Akira
We need to think about this.
[11:56] Reimi
Any way you look at it, Zenjiro-san's
not gonna be around in 94 years, is he?
[12:00] Akira
Not about that.
[12:01] Nadeshiko
You mean the button?
[12:03] Akira
Basically, there exists something
along the lines of the nuclear football.
[12:07] Reimi
Huh? What's that?
[12:08] Akira
A device that allows the president
to launch nuclear weapons.
[12:11] Akira
His security detail carries it at all times.
[12:13] Reimi
Isn't that risky?
[12:15] Reimi
What if someone steals it from them?
[12:17] Akira
There are loads of books and
movies about exactly that,
[12:19] Akira
but it's never happened in real life.
[12:21] Nadeshiko
Hey...
[12:22] Nadeshiko
Do you think that button is why
Yoka-chan was acting so distant?
[12:26] Reimi
What do you mean?
[12:27] Nadeshiko
If the world changed
with the push of a button,
[12:29] Nadeshiko
then maybe if we press it again
and turn it off,
[12:31] Nadeshiko
both the world and Yoka-chan
will go back to normal.
[12:33] Reimi
Oh, I get it now!
[12:35] Reimi
So that's why she was being so nasty!
[12:37] Akira
Hold on.
[12:38] Akira
Is that really it?
[12:39] Reimi
Well, that's the only explanation!
[12:42] Akira
How simple of you.
[12:43] Akira
People change.
[12:44] Reimi
But it's worth a shot.
[12:45] Shizuru
I want to find that button.
[12:48] Shizuru
If it really is worth a shot,
I'm going to go for it.
[12:50] Reimi
Sounds good! I'm all for it!
[12:52] Akira
What if...
[12:53] Reimi
There goes Akira with
her ifs, ands, or buts!
[12:55] Akira
Hear me out!
[12:56] Akira
It's all well and good to try and find
the button, but where do we even look?
[12:59] Akira
We have two missions here:
locating it, and taking it for ourselves.
[13:08] Reimi
Huh?
[13:09] Reimi
The zombies?
[13:13] Reimi
It's Kurokin!
[13:15] Reimi
But how?
[13:17] Kuroki
It's been a while.
[13:19] Kuroki
After you left, the climate changed
drastically near Hoya Station.
[13:23] Kuroki
If left there, the zombies
would have grown rotten and moldy
[13:26] Kuroki
or dried up and crumbled away.
[13:29] Reimi
Zombies are pretty dainty, huh?
[13:31] Reimi
Who knew?
[13:31] Shizuru
And so you want to team up with us?
[13:34] Kuroki
Our power comes from our numbers.
[13:36] Kuroki
And you have brains? I guess?
[13:39] Akira
Why do you sound so unsure?
[13:40] Nadeshiko
We just heard from Makoto-sensei,
the brains on our team,
[13:43] Nadeshiko
and the answer to our problems may lie
in finding the button to stop 7G.
[13:47] Reimi
The brains on our team? Huh?
[13:49] Akira
That makes you the dumb muscle.
[13:51] Kuroki
Where do we find that button?
[13:53] Nadeshiko
We don't know.
[13:54] Nadeshiko
But it's powerful enough to have turned
the entire world into what it is now.
[13:57] Nadeshiko
So it should be pretty big.
[13:59] Reimi
Oh, like a sake barrel?
[14:01] Kuroki
A sake barrel?
[14:03] Shizuru
What's up?
[14:03] Kuroki
Well...
[14:04] Kuroki
When we were passing by
the department store...
[14:09] Kuroki
Huh? What's wrong?!
[14:18] Kuroki
The zombies showed interest in something
other than brains and cauliflower.
[14:22] Kuroki
Zombies want to go back to being human.
[14:25] Kuroki
Perhaps they were reacting to the
button that has that potential.
[14:31] Kuroki
There's a good chance that
what I saw was that button.
[14:34] Akira
Huh... But there's also a chance it wasn't.
[14:36] Reimi
That department store, huh?
[14:38] Reimi
I've never been.
[14:39] Akira
Huh?
[14:40] Reimi
What was it? "Life should be trendy"?
[14:42] Reimi
And "Fall in love with yourself"?
[14:43] Reimi
I've wanted to go ever since I saw
those ad slogans a long time ago.
[14:46] Akira
What, you're dying to go?
[14:47] Reimi
We came all this way to Ikebukuro!
[14:49] Reimi
What's wrong with taking a look?
[14:51] Akira
You just want to check out
the department store!
[14:53] Akira
To go shopping!
[14:54] Reimi
Just on the side!
[14:56] Reimi
I'll look for that button, too!
[14:57] Akira
You big, fat liar!
[14:58] Nadeshiko
I wouldn't put it past Pontaro to hide it.
[15:01] Nadeshiko
He was acting real high-and-mighty.
[15:03] Kuroki
Poison Pontaro?
[15:04] Kuroki
I've heard nothing but
sketchy rumors about him.
[15:06] Shizuru
Zenjiro-san called him a poopy dunghead, too.
[15:09] Shizuru
Said he thinks about nothing but himself.
[15:12] Nadeshiko
He's involved with 7G, isn't he?
[15:15] Nadeshiko
But he's not trying to fix it.
He's lording over everyone instead.
[15:18] Akira
Well, who'd want to be held responsible
for creating this huge mess?
[15:22] Reimi
How awful can you be, not taking
responsibility for what you did?!
[15:26] Kuroki
I see, like a zombie. In a bad sense.
[15:28] Shizuru
What?
[15:29] Kuroki
Short-sighted, only worried
about yourself in the present.
[15:32] Kuroki
No remorse, no thinking ahead.
[15:34] Kuroki
What's wrong?
[15:36] Shizuru
It's not... entirely nothing.
[15:39] Nadeshiko
Should we go to the department store?
[15:40] Reimi
I'm down!
[15:41] Akira
What about Yoka-chan?
[15:43] Shizuru
Maybe she's a lost cause...
[15:44] Group
What?!
[15:45] Reimi
A lost cause how?!
[15:47] Shizuru
She did ghost us...
[15:48] Reimi
There you go again!
[15:50] Nadeshiko
Listen, Shizuru-chan.
[15:51] Nadeshiko
Now's really not the time for this.
[15:53] Akira
You're scaring me, Nadeko-chan.
[15:55] Nadeshiko
I want to go see Yoka-chan.
[15:57] Nadeshiko
Even if you don't, I will!
[15:59] Reimi
I want to see her, too!
[16:00] Akira
Weren't you going shopping?
[16:02] Reimi
Nuh-uh!
[16:02] Nadeshiko
Are you listening, Shizuru-chan?
[16:04] Shizuru
Does it matter if I am?
[16:05] Nadeshiko
You're going to talk to her,
whether you want to or not.
[16:08] Shizuru
What?!
[16:09] Group
What?!
[16:19] Akira
We'll have to search every nook
and cranny of this place!
[16:21] Reimi
Why do you sound so smug?
[16:23] Akira
I never thought I'd get to say
"search every nook and cranny" in real life.
[16:26] Reimi
Ah.
[16:27] Reimi
Like, "You homewrecker!"
[16:28] Reimi
Or, "Consider it a parting gift."
[16:30] Kuroki
I've always wanted to say,
"What are you, blind?"
[16:33] Reimi
That's what I'm talking about, Kurokin!
[16:35] Akira
There's plenty of phrases you
never get a chance to say.
[16:38] Shizuru
Phrases you didn't get a chance to say...
[16:41] Nadeshiko
You need to tell her, Shizuru-chan.
[16:44] Shizuru
Yeah.
[16:53] Reimi
What?
[16:53] Akira
Maybe they found it!
[17:00] Kuroki
Put these away! Hurry!
[17:02] Employee A
Can I help you find something?
[17:04] Employee A
That's one of our top sellers.
[17:06] Employee A
It'd look great on you.
[17:07] Akira
Ugh, I can't stand it!
[17:08] Akira
That insistent smile!
[17:10] Reimi
There's so many!
[17:11] Kuroki
They'll chase you down if you run. There's only one way out of this!
[17:15] Kuroki
I'm just looking!
[17:21] Painting
World-renowned artists!
[17:22] Painting
Pay in easy installments!
[17:23] Painting
Painted by a living treasure...
[17:24] Painting
A once-in-a-lifetime chance!
[17:26] Akira
Outta my way!
[17:27] Group
You can pay for the damage, right?
[17:29] Shizuru
No way in hell we're paying!
[17:32] Shizuru
Don't try to sucker us into forking over our cash!
[17:37] Reimi
The zombies are reacting to something!
[17:39] Kuroki
Is it the button?!
[17:40] Pontaro
What was that?!
[17:41] Pontaro
A suspicious group in the department store?
[17:43] Leader
The vigilance committee
is headed there as we speak.
[17:46] Pontaro
They're really after the button, huh?
[17:48] Pontaro
Wait, how'd they know where it was?
[17:51] Pontaro
Do we have a traitor?
[17:53] Pontaro
By which I mean, an intelligence leak?
[17:55] Leader
That's unthinkable!
[17:57] Pontaro
How about this, then?
[18:01] Pontaro
You understand, don't you?
[18:03] Pontaro
What's your job?
[18:05] Pochi
To protect Yoka-sama.
[18:09] Pontaro
In which case, do away with those brats
[18:11] Pontaro
and dump their bodies
all the way out past Zoshigaya!
[18:13] Pontaro
And protect that button!
[18:15] Pontaro
If they get ahold of that button,
this world won't stay the same!
[18:18] Pontaro
The masses will start violent riots
and lose all control.
[18:21] Pontaro
If that happens, your precious
little Yoka-sama won't be safe.
[18:26] Pontaro
Protecting the princess and the
button are essentially the same!
[18:29] Pontaro
They're equal!
[18:30] Pontaro
Don't let it fall into their hands!
[18:43] Shizuru
There's something in the pond!
[18:45] Reimi
The button!
[18:46] Akira
Why are they reacting to the button?
[18:48] Kuroki
They're a product of the changes caused by 7G.
[18:50] Kuroki
Maybe they're responding to its energy
or longing for the world we used to live in.
[18:54] Kuroki
Either way, they can sense it.
[18:56] Nadeshiko
We just need to push the button, right?
[18:58] Shizuru
Yeah.
[18:59] Leader
There they are!
[19:00] Reimi
Not again!
[19:01] Shizuru
I'll take care of these guys,
[19:02] Shizuru
so you go get that button!
[19:03] Nadeshiko
I'll help you out!
[19:04] Kuroki
Our job is to grab the button!
[19:14] Akira
Zombies can't go in water!
They'll get waterlogged!
[19:25] Shizuru
Who are you?
[19:26] Pochi
My name is Pochi.
[19:27] Shizuru
Pochi?
[19:29] Shizuru
You're not Pochi...
[19:34] Shizuru
How?!
[19:35] Pochi
I feel the same way.
[19:37] Shizuru
What?!
[19:38] Pochi
I'll protect Yoka-sama.
[19:52] Shizuru
Does Yoka...
[19:53] Shizuru
Does Yoka like things the way they are now?!
[19:56] Pochi
She devotes herself to studying every day.
[19:58] Reimi
Still!
[19:59] Reimi
People call her a witch and stuff!
[20:01] Pochi
That is not something Yoka-sama
has to answer for.
[20:10] Pochi
It doesn't matter what anyone says about her.
[20:13] Pochi
Yoka-sama is perfectly fine the way she is.
[20:24] Nadeshiko
Reimi-chan! Shizuru-chan!
[20:29] Akira
We got the button!
[20:31] Nadeshiko
Press it!
[20:32] Shizuru
Hurry!
[20:48] Akira
Did 7G stop?
[20:57] Kuroki
It's no use!
[20:58] Akira
But why?!
[21:00] Shizuru
No way!
[21:04] Kuroki
Zombie 35! 72!
[21:06] Kuroki
Get away!
[21:06] Kuroki
You're in danger!
[21:11] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan!
[21:13] Nadeshiko
Don't, Pochi-san!
[21:16] Pochi
Pochi-san...
[21:17] Pochi
I can't fight you.
[21:45] Reimi
What?
[21:50] Reimi
Yoka-chan!
[21:52] Reimi
She's on board!
[21:55] Pontaro
You damn fools.
[21:56] Pontaro
Ikebukuro is safe and sound.
[21:59] Pontaro
As long as it has its princess, that is.
E12 - Recap ~So Far on Train to the End of the World~
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[00:01] Shizuru
7G, a visionary new technology.
[00:03] Shizuru
A magical invention that can send data
from person to person, brain to brain.
[00:08] Shizuru
But apparently it all went wrong.
[00:11] Shizuru
For better or worse, it completely
changed the world—and us.
[00:17] Shizuru
And so, we're...
[00:20] Shizuru
I'm on my way to Ikebukuro.
[00:23] Shizuru
There's no way to know when I'll arrive,
or what I'll find there.
[00:29] Shizuru
But I want to find my friend.
SIGN Episode 11.5 Recap So Far on Train to the End of the World
[00:31] Shizuru
I need to make sure I do.
SIGN Train to the End of the World
SIGN Agano Station
[02:06] Neko
Excuse me!
[02:08] Neko
For you three.
[02:09] Reimi
Yes!
[02:10] Reimi
My NeriAli mook!
SIGN Kuga Reimi
SIGN Hoshi Nadeshiko
SIGN Shinonome Akira
[02:12] Nadeshiko
Um...
SIGN Alice in Nerima Land
Official Fanbook
[02:12] Reimi
It's a mook.
[02:14] Reimi
This takes me back!
[02:15] Neko
Nothing's going to change my mind.
[02:16] Neko
It's too dangerous.
[02:17] Shizuru
All we have are barleywheat and bitter melon.
[02:20] Nadeshiko
Yeah.
[02:21] Reimi
So what'd you buy, Akira?
SIGN Chikura Shizuru
[02:22] Akira
It could only be Tatsuhiko!
SIGN Nakatomi Yoka
[02:25] Reimi
Yoka-chan!
[02:26] Shizuru
I need to tell Grandma Koyuki!
SIGN In a world that's undergone radical changes,
Shizuru has been searching for Yoka, who went missing
[02:30] Shizuru
Grandma!
[02:31] Shizuru
Grandma Koyuki!
[02:32] Shizuru
Look!
[02:37] Shizuru's Mother
Do your best to stay safe out there.
[02:39] Shizuru
Thanks, Mom.
[02:40] Iguchi
There's no need for worry...
[02:44] Shizuru
Iguchi-sensei, thank you
for everything you've done.
[02:47] Shizuru
I'm dropping out of school!
[02:48] Group
What?!
SIGN Zenjiro
[02:49] Zenjiro
Go out there and see the world
ravaged by 7G with your own eyes!
[02:52] Zenjiro
I look forward to hearing back from you.
[02:55] Shizuru
Ah, right in the middle of talking again!
[02:58] Reimi
Not good!
[02:58] Nadeshiko
It's not good!
[02:59] Akira
Not good at all!
[02:59] Shizuru
Whoa, you scared me!
[03:02] Akira
Whoa! It's leaving!
[03:04] Reimi
Hold on. I'll go too.
[03:06] Reimi
I'll go with you!
[03:07] Group
What?!
[03:08] Nadeshiko
Wait!
[03:08] Akira
Really? Hey! No way!
SIGN For the first time after the "7G incident," Shizuru and the others
decide to leave their town in search of their friend...
[03:17] Reimi
Curve!
[03:18] Akira
Curve, curve!
[03:20] Akira
Curve again!
[03:23] Reimi
Curve, curve, curve!
[03:32] Swan Hermit
Believe only the things
you've confirmed yourself.
SIGN Swan Hermit
[03:35] Swan Hermit
Oh, that doesn't apply to what I say.
SIGN Agano
SIGN Higashi-Agano
[03:40] Reimi
It's Higashi-Agano!
[03:42] Reisdent 2
We don't get many visitors here.
[03:44] Keiko
Please, feel free to rest a while here.
[03:50] Keiko
We believe in treating
our guests with hospitality.
[03:53] Keiko
I recommend our mist sauna in particular.
[03:55] Keiko
Well, I say "recommend,"
[03:57] Keiko
but you simply must.
[03:58] Keiko
Please make sure you use it.
[04:00] Nadeshiko
Ah, sure.
[04:02] Reimi
Wow! Check out this mist!
[04:05] Shizuru
Nice! Let's go inside.
[04:06] Reimi
You could totally detox here.
[04:09] Akira
I'll pass.
[04:10] Reimi
Why?
[04:15] Resident
Outsiders are so dumb.
[04:22] Resident
Who's there?!
[04:40] Akira
Shizuru-chan?
[04:41] Akira
You didn't prune the bitter melon.
[04:42] Shizuru
Bitter melon?
[04:44] Shizuru
Right, the bitter melon.
[04:46] Shizuru
Even if we find her,
it might not change anything.
[04:50] Akira
Hey!
[04:51] Akira
Reimi, Nadeko-chan, back me up here!
[04:53] Shizuru
I'm sleepy.
[04:57] Reimi
Pipe down, Akira.
[04:59] Nadeshiko
Who wants to stay alive
if it's miserable and awful?
[05:02] Nadeshiko
You can't beat a short,
happy, and easy life.
[05:07] Akira
Bitter melon!
[05:09] Akira
Go away!
[05:12] Akira
Mushrooms!
[05:13] Akira
Army of mushrooms!
[05:17] Akira
What happened to finding Yoka?!
[05:21] Shizuru
Yoka...
[05:24] Shizuru
Who cares about her?
[05:27] Akira
That's not right!
[05:29] Akira
She's our friend!
[05:30] Shizuru
Friend...
[05:32] Shizuru
Was she really our friend?
[05:38] Akira
Yeah!
[05:38] Shiitake
Don't do it!
[05:39] Enoki
You'd give up that peace and quiet?!
[05:40] Shimeji
Don't be a rebel!
[05:42] Shizuru
I'll be the one to decide
whether to live an easy life or not!
[05:48] Akira
Shizuru-chan!
[05:50] Shizuru
They're not yours!
[05:55] Shizuru
Take care of the rest.
[05:57] Reimi
What?!
[05:57] Nadeshiko
Wait!
[05:58] Shizuru
Bitter melon!
[06:03] Keiko
Stop! Please stop!
[06:05] Shizuru
Are you happy being fed on
and controlled by mushrooms?
[06:09] Keiko
I told you to stop, damn it!
[06:13] Keiko
We chose the path of the mushroom!
[06:16] Keiko
To hell with spendin' decades in this
godforsaken world with no future!
[06:19] Keiko
Growing mushrooms, turning into
happy, hippie homebodies,
[06:22] Keiko
and dying in one to two years
is a way better option!
SIGN They head for Ikebukuro, facing the oddities in each town
[06:27] Shizuru
Let's go.
[06:30] Nadeshiko
It's exactly thirty stops from
Agano to Ikebukuro Station,
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN 31 Agano
30 Higashi-Agano
29 Musashi-Yokote
28 Koma
27 Higashi-Hanno
26 Hanno
25 Motokaji
24 Bushi
23 Irumashi
22 Inariyama-koen
21 Musashi-Fujisawa
20 Sayamagaoka
19 Kotesashi
18 Nishi-Tokorozawa
17 Tokorozawa
16 Akitsu
15 Kiyose
14 Higashi-Kurume
13 Hibarigaoka
12 Hoya
11 Oizumi-gakuen
10 Shakujii-koen
09 Nerima-Takanodai
08 Fujimidai
07 Nakamurabashi
06 Nerima
05 Sakuradai
04 Ekoda
03 Higashi-Nagasaki
02 Shiinamachi
01 Ikebukuro
[06:34] Nadeshiko
which means we have twenty-nine stops left.
[06:36] Reimi
That's so far! It's gonna be a long trip.
SIGN Rapid Express/F Liner
SIGN Rapid Express
Express
Commuter Express
Rapid
Commuter Semi Express
Semi Express
SIGN Agano
SIGN Musashi-Yokote
SIGN Koma
SIGN Higashi-Hanno
SIGN Hanno
SIGN Motokaji
SIGN Bushi
SIGN Irumashi
SIGN Inariyama-koen
[06:40] Reimi
Wait, look. A goat, a goat!
[06:42] Nadeshiko
Oh, yeah. Musashi-Yokote was famous
for the goats that lived near the station.
[06:45] Reimi
Like this one?
[06:46] Akira
I don't think so.
[06:48] Shizuru
Wait, is it coming this way?
[06:49] Akira
Yes, yes, yes it is!
[06:54] Shizuru
Take turns driving, you mean?
[06:56] Reimi
You have been driving
ever since we left Agano.
[06:59] Shizuru
It's fine, it's fine.
[07:00] Shizuru
It was my idea to go to Ikebukuro.
[07:02] Nadeshiko
That doesn't matter now.
[07:04] Shizuru
Oh, have fun.
[07:06] Reimi
If it just looked a little cuter,
it'd be perfect.
[07:12] Reimi
If those mushrooms grow on you,
you could die in as little as one year.
[07:16] Akira
No way! It's fine!
[07:18] Akira
I'm totally fine!
SIGN Agano
SIGN Musashi-Yokote
SIGN Koma
SIGN Higashi-Hanno
SIGN Hanno
SIGN Motokaji
SIGN Bushi
SIGN Irumashi
SIGN Inariyama-koen
[07:29] Reimi
It's raining golf ball people!
[07:31] Nadeshiko
No!
[07:32] Reimi
What's with all these creepy stops?!
[07:34] Reimi
Shizuru-chan, let's get this over with!
[07:36] Reimi
Lunch Pack?
SIGN Hanno
SIGN Higashi-Hanno
SIGN Seibu Ikebukuro Line
SIGN Seibu Ikebukuro Line
[07:37] Shizuru
You mean "switchback."
[07:38] Shizuru
Starting here, the other end
will be in front.
[07:41] Reimi
Let me see!
[07:42] Akira
No!
[07:42] Reimi
Show me!
[07:43] Akira
No way!
[07:45] Nadeshiko
Akira-chan, is this...
[07:47] Akira
No, no, no!
[07:49] Akira
Mushroom, mushroom, mushroom!
[07:49] Reimi
You're a scaredy-cat and a big crybaby!
[07:56] Reimi
Akira?
[07:57] Akira
That's me!
[07:58] Nadeshiko
Something's off about her.
[08:00] Akira
Akira's not off at all!
[08:02] Akira
Hmph!
[08:02] Akira
Who's a cute wittle dog?
[08:02] Reimi
Her soul. We pulled out her soul.
[08:04] Akira
Your face is so flabby.
[08:04] Reimi
That irritating hipster soul of hers!
SIGN Agano
SIGN Musashi-Yokote
SIGN Koma
SIGN Higashi-Hanno
SIGN Hanno
SIGN Motokaji
SIGN Bushi
SIGN Irumashi
SIGN Inariyama-koen
[08:07] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan.
[08:09] Shizuru
You can use the bathrooms here.
[08:10] Shizuru
They have running water.
[08:11] Jizo
Well, duh!
[08:12] Jizo
I'm a jizo, dang it!
[08:13] Jizo
It's real nice not having to move
once you get used to it.
[08:26] Shizuru
For real.
[08:27] Shizuru
Not a soul in sight, doctor or otherwise.
[08:30] Shizuru
So close!
[08:31] Reimi
More like small!
[08:33] Reimi
What is this? Are we Gulliver?
[08:37] Group
Ow! Itchy! Ow! Itchy!
[08:44] Boss
What are you vermin doing in my base?
[08:48] Reimi
He's huge!
[08:49] Reimi
Or, well, normal.
[08:50] Shizuru
It all makes sense now.
[08:51] Boss
Hey, what do you know?!
[08:53] Boss
I can't stand dumb,
arrogant gyaru like you—
[08:56] Reimi
I totally hate guys like you, too.
[08:58] Akira
Action figures!
[09:00] Nadeshiko
Wait, what?!
[09:01] Reimi
The Doctor and some folks from Inariyama.
SIGN Makoto
[09:03] Makoto
Wait. I'm no physician.
[09:05] Reimi
What?!
[09:06] Reimi
Aren't you a doctor?!
[09:07] Makoto
I'm a scientist.
[09:09] Makoto
The changes to Akira-kun
[09:10] Makoto
result from her perception that a vital part
of her got pulled out with the mushrooms.
[09:14] Makoto
You need to feed her some mushrooms.
[09:21] Shizuru
Yeah, this looks bad.
[09:23] Shizuru
For him.
[09:24] Makoto
What?
[09:38] Reimi
Did I do it again?
[09:40] Shizuru
You did it again.
[09:43] Reimi
It's your favorite treat!
[09:46] Reimi
Eat it! Akira!
[09:47] Makoto
Her favorite?
[09:52] Akira
What's the big idea, stupid Reimi?!
[09:54] Akira
You want me to die?
[09:55] Akira
What are you, a sadist?!
[09:57] Reimi
Akira!
[09:59] Makoto
I'm off to find Zenjiro.
SIGN With Akira out of danger, the four girls head for Ikebukuro once more
[10:01] Makoto
We might find a way to improve
this state of affairs.
[10:08] Shizuru
It's fine, it's fine.
[10:10] Shizuru
He's probably just fine.
[10:12] Nadeshiko
Why did Yoka-chan go to Ikebukuro?
[10:15] Shizuru
What?
[10:15] Nadeshiko
I think you must have an idea.
[10:17] Nadeshiko
Why?
[10:19] Shizuru
I mean, I can answer...
[10:22] Shizuru
We had a fight.
[10:24] (Flashback) Yoka
I see now.
[10:26] (Flashback) Yoka
So that's what you're like, Shizuru.
[10:28] (Flashback) Shizuru
Huh?
[10:30] (Flashback) Shizuru
What's that supposed to mean?
[10:32] (Flashback) Shizuru
I could say the same about you, Yoka!
[10:34] (Flashback) Yoka
That's right.
[10:36] (Flashback) Yoka
This is how I am.
[10:39] (Flashback) Yoka
Sorry!
[10:41] (Flashback) Shizuru
What are you sorry about?!
[10:42] (Flashback) Shizuru
I don't care about you anymore, Yoka!
[10:46] Nadeshiko
Even if you don't think
you said anything wrong,
[10:49] Nadeshiko
if Yoka-chan ended up being
hurt by it, then that's wrong.
[10:53] Akira
Hold on.
[10:54] Akira
Shizuru-chan, don't you want to find
Yoka-chan and apologize to her?
[10:58] Shizuru
Still...
[10:59] Shizuru
Isn't Yoka just as bad for leaving
without so much as a word?
[11:04] Reimi
Well, let's just say both of you
are partly to blame.
[11:07] Nadeshiko
I can't say much, since this
is a matter between you two,
[11:11] Nadeshiko
but I'm disappointed that you
couldn't tell us this until now.
[11:15] Shizuru
It's not like I dragged you
all out here with me.
[11:17] Nadeshiko
There you go again!
[11:18] Reimi
Really?!
[11:19] Akira
Don't give us that!
[11:20] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, do you think of us
as a bother for tagging along?
[11:24] Nadeshiko
I thought we all wanted to go
to Ikebukuro together.
[11:27] Nadeshiko
Are you saying you don't feel that way?
[11:29] Shizuru
I just wanted to go to Ikebukuro. That's all.
[11:33] Nadeshiko
All by yourself, you mean?
[11:35] Shizuru
Yeah, maybe!
[11:36] Reimi
What? Seriously?!
[11:38] Akira
A little late for that!
[11:40] Reimi
Shizuru-chan, what are you doing?
[11:42] Shizuru
Leaving.
[11:43] Shizuru
I'll go by myself.
[11:44] Group
What?!
[11:44] Shizuru
Sorry.
[11:46] Shizuru
Pochi-san.
[11:48] Shizuru
Go back with the others.
[11:50] Shizuru
They'll say I dragged you
along with me again.
[11:53] Nadeshiko
Fighting and making up
are both part of being friends.
[11:57] Akira
But you stop seeing each other
if you never make up.
[12:00] Akira
Are you still friends?
[12:02] Shizuru
Poch—
[12:08] Shizuru
Don't mess with Agano jiu-jitsu!
[12:13] Shizuru
Pochi-san!
[12:15] Kuroki
Halt.
[12:17] Kuroki
Let's bring her along.
[12:20] Shizuru
Hey, hold it right there!
SIGN Kuroki
[12:22] Kuroki
I'm Kuroki Mito.
[12:24] Kuroki
You can call me Kuroki-san.
[12:25] Shizuru
Just wondering why you're
the only one who can talk.
[12:31] Kuroki
Why can I talk, you ask?
Because I'm the queen of the zombies.
[12:35] Akira
Make sure you stay close by!
[12:38] Akira
Or else you're good as dead!
[12:39] Reimi
Yeah, Akira.
[12:40] Reimi
You always run off on your own.
[12:42] Akira
I was talking about you!
[12:46] Akira
A palanquin?
[12:48] Reimi
Oh, I see her.
[12:49] Reimi
Shizuru-chan's there.
[12:50] Reimi
Pochi-san, too.
[12:51] Reimi
You'd think she would go and start trouble.
[12:53] Nadeshiko
She absolutely would.
[12:57] Kuroki
What's with those three?
[13:00] Kuroki
Zombies don't laugh.
[13:02] Kuroki
A zombie that laughs is no zombie at all.
[13:10] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan!
[13:11] Akira
Wow.
[13:13] Nadeshiko
Ah, it came off.
[13:14] Reimi
Are these guys actually super weak?
[13:15] Kuroki
Zombies don't die.
[13:17] Shizuru
Not fair!
[13:18] Kuroki
That's just how their bodily systems work.
[13:20] Kuroki
Nothing unfair about it.
[13:21] Nadeshiko
System? Stim...
[13:24] Nadeshiko
Please, Akira-chan!
[13:25] Nadeshiko
Say something erotic!
[13:27] Group
What?!
[13:28] Akira
"Mellors laid his hand in pure desire,
stroking the silky slope of her loins."
[13:36] Akira
"His fingers traveled down,
coming nearer to the very quick of her."
[13:43] Reimi
He's laughing?
[13:44] Shizuru
I thought zombies didn't laugh.
[13:48] Nadeshiko
He exploded!
[13:53] Shizuru
Mope, mope.
[13:55] Shizuru
Dilly-dally.
[13:56] Shizuru
Bad, bad.
[13:57] Shizuru
Worry, worry.
[13:59] Shizuru
B-Beg, beg.
[14:03] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, save that for Yoka-chan.
[14:12] Group
Tonight's a sweaty lovemaking festival!
[14:15] Group
The lady back home, get her hot,
strip her, spread her, line her up!
[14:20] Group
Hey! Get rubbing, thrusting, ram-a-lama!
[14:22] Group
Wham bam, ram-a-lam, bam ba-bam bam!
[14:25] Shizuru
And again!
[14:25] Group
Wham bam, ram-a-lam, bam ba-bam bam!
[14:32] Kuroki
Really?!
[14:34] Nadeshiko
Talk with her?
[14:35] Nadeshiko
No, you can't!
[14:37] Reimi
You think you can talk
things out with a zombie?
[14:40] Shizuru
You see, the queen probably isn't a zombie.
[14:43] Group
Huh?
[14:51] Reimi
I see...
[14:53] Reimi
A master and her servants. How nice!
[14:55] Reimi
So you took the zombies with you
to wander around together.
[14:58] Kuroki
Be careful on your journey.
[15:00] Kuroki
I hear that Ikebukuro has its own queen.
[15:02] Reimi
See you later!
[15:03] Reimi
We'll stop by on our way back!
[15:05] Akira
Watch your panties!
SIGN Agano
SIGN Higashi-Kurume
SIGN Hibarigaoka
SIGN Hoya
SIGN Oizumi-gakuen
[15:16] Nadeshiko
Itchy!
[15:17] Nadeshiko
Itchy, itchy, itchy!
SIGN Agano
SIGN Higashi-Kurume
SIGN Hibarigaoka
SIGN Hoya
SIGN Oizumi-gakuen
[15:26] Akira
Are we okay this time?
[15:31] Nadeshiko
Dad! Come back, Dad!
[15:34] Nadeshiko
I should have stopped you two
from arguing back then!
[15:38] Reimi
Ugh, why's this place full of Walkers?
SIGN Agano
SIGN Higashi-Kurume
SIGN Hibarigaoka
SIGN Hoya
SIGN Oizumi-gakuen
[15:41] Akira
I don't see any Darkizumites.
[15:43] Shizuru
You're right. But why?
SIGN Chaos-sama in
Chaos Land
[15:45] Reimi
This isn't NeriAli at all!
[15:47] Calico Cat
That's right.
[15:48] Akira
Hey, we know what's going on, Chaos.
[15:50] Akira
You say chaos this, chaos that,
but you're not chaotic at all.
[15:53] Nadeshiko
It looks like you can't
escape the rules of shogi.
[15:55] Chaos
The Witch Queen of Ikebukuro
will hear about this!
[15:58] Chaos
Yoka-hime will not tolerate your actions!
[16:02] Shizuru
Yoka?
[16:03] Shizuru
By "Yoka-hime," do you mean Yoka?
[16:05] Shizuru
Nakatomi Yoka?!
[16:07] Pontaro
Oh, Yoka-hime!
[16:09] Pontaro
I see you're looking healthier,
cooler, and sexier than ever.
SIGN Pontaro
[16:13] Yoka
Hello.
[16:14] Pontaro
To think you'd greet a humble
servant such as myself!
[16:17] Pontaro
I, Poison Pontaro, am overcome with joy.
[16:21] (Flashback) Yoka
So this is Ikebukuro?
[16:23] (Flashback) Pochi
It appears so.
[16:24] (Flashback) Yoka
While we're at it, taller and bigger, too.
[16:31] (Flashback) Yoka
With a less distant, more beautiful sky.
[16:34] Yoka
Liar...
[16:36] Pontaro
That's right!
[16:37] Pontaro
These people are simply delusional!
[16:39] Pontaro
This old world of theirs never existed!
[16:41] Pontaro
And even if it did, to blame
the princess of all people...
[16:45] Pontaro
Oh! Oh, my!
[16:47] Pontaro
This reeks of a conspiracy!
[16:49] Pontaro
Unforgivable!
[16:57] Yoka
Why did that man hate this world?
[17:00] Pochi
I couldn't say.
[17:01] Yoka
It's fun, right?
[17:02] Pochi
If you think it's fun,
then I, too, find it fun.
[17:07] Yoka
Is it really fun?
[17:09] Yoka
What does it mean to be fun?
SIGN Pochi
[17:12] Pontaro
Pochi, can I have a word with you?
[17:15] Pochi
I'll be right back.
[17:17] Pontaro
Don't you forget who you're in debt to.
[17:21] Pontaro
You nameless, blockheaded dumbbell.
[17:23] Pontaro
Without me, you'd just be
a member of the loser club.
[17:26] Pontaro
Do you really understand?!
[17:28] Pontaro
If you do anything to betray me,
[17:30] Pontaro
you'll wish you got turned into egg custard!
[17:32] Reimi
You mean we might end up
staying in Ikebukuro?
[17:34] Reimi
Nah, probably not.
[17:36] Shizuru
Huh?
[17:37] Akira
The hermit! In the swan boat!
[17:39] Nadeshiko
The old man who gave us the map?
[17:40] Reimi
That shady guy!
[17:43] Nadeshiko
Stop the train, Shizuru-chan!
[17:45] Shizuru
Okay!
[17:52] Swan Hermit
Help me!
[17:53] Nadeshiko
Land!
[18:01] Swan Hermit
This map is the only one that shows
the condition of the world today!
[18:05] Swan Hermit
It's a nugget of wisdom!
[18:06] Swan Hermit
Ikebukuro is swelling up
like a fleshy balloon!
[18:09] Reimi
That's a real gross image.
[18:11] Nadeshiko
What will happen after all that swelling?
[18:13] Swan Hermit
It'll disappear.
[18:14] Akira
You mean Ikebukuro? Agano?
[18:16] Swan Hermit
It'll all disappear.
[18:19] Makoto
Huh? Hold on.
[18:20] Makoto
"If 7G isn't stopped,
even Ikebukuro will disappear."
[18:24] Makoto
"Must find cause of 7G
and repair broken world."
[18:30] Makoto
"Need to ruin Pontaro's future plans
and put an end to them."
[18:36] Makoto
If we can't avoid
annihilation via expansion...
[18:41] Akira
What happened?!
[18:42] Reimi
What?
[18:42] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan!
[18:43] Shizuru
There's something ahead.
[18:50] Shizuru
Huh?
[18:53] Shizuru
Dad?
[18:54] Makoto
That's not important now!
[18:55] Makoto
You need to tell them what matters!
[18:56] Zenjiro
I know that!
[18:58] Shizuru
"The world will... disappear"?!
[19:00] Reimi
So it really was true.
[19:02] Shizuru
"However, put an end to it
and turn world normal again"?
[19:06] Shizuru's Father
What's this about turning
the world normal again?
[19:09] Shizuru's Father
You mean, if we do something in Ikebukuro,
I can go back to being human?!
[19:12] Shizuru
That doesn't matter!
[19:14] Shizuru's Father
What?
[19:15] Shizuru
I mean, it does! But I don't care!
[19:18] Reimi
Is that Shiinamachi Station?
SIGN Agano
SIGN Shiinamachi
SIGN Ikebukuro
[19:19] Nadeshiko
Yeah.
[19:20] Reimi
What do we do?
[19:21] Reimi
What the heck?
[19:25] Shizuru
That hat!
[19:26] Shizuru
They're probably the ones who attacked Dad!
[19:28] Tokiwaman A
Gekiga Beam!
[19:32] Reimi
Nadeko-chan!
[19:35] Nadeshiko
Oh, my.
[19:36] Nadeshiko
I'm perfectly fine.
[19:37] Reimi
No, you're not!
[19:39] Tokiwaman F
If you can, that is!
[19:40] Tokiwaman F
Your serialization gets axed here!
[19:44] Reimi
You're cruisin' for a bruisin' now!
[19:46] Reimi
I'll send ya to hell!
[19:47] Tokiwawoman
Hold it! There!
[19:51] Shizuru
Wuh-oh!
[19:52] Shizuru
I can't use my jiu-jitsu!
[19:52] Reimi
But you're one cute cat.
[19:54] Tokiwaman A
My new serialization begins here!
[19:58] Akira
Fauvism!
[20:00] Akira
Cubism!
[20:01] Akira
We'll manage somehow.
[20:03] Group
D'oh!
[20:04] Akira
Artistic expression has no limits!
[20:07] Shizuru
Pontaro?
[20:08] Reimi
Who's that?
[20:08] Tokiwawoman
You can see him right there!
[20:10] Tokiwawoman
The not-so-tall one next to her!
[20:12] Shizuru
Pontaro...
SIGN Agano
SIGN Shiinamachi
SIGN Ikebukuro
[20:18] Owl Woman
All this rain sure is a bother.
[20:20] Owl Man
At least it's regular rain.
[20:22] Owl Man
It's been raining nothing but
mackerel at my place lately.
[20:28] Reimi
Too fast, too fast, too fast!
[20:30] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, calm down!
[20:31] Shizuru
Go, go, go!
[20:41] Shizuru
Is this Ikebukuro?!
[20:43] Reimi
I thought we were goners.
[20:45] Nadeshiko
Are you okay?
[20:46] Nadeshiko
No one hurt?
[20:47] Reimi
We did it, though!
[20:49] Reimi
We've finally arrived in Ikebukuro!
[20:51] Shizuru
Let's ask him!
[20:53] Shizuru
Excuse me.
[20:59] Shizuru
Yok—
[21:02] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan!
[21:05] Reimi
Yoka-chan?
[21:08] Pochi
Yoka-sama.
[21:09] Pochi
Please control yourself.
[21:10] Pontaro
Such impudence, before our
very own Yoka-hime!
[21:12] Pontaro
You're a real pack of scoundrels!
[21:14] Pontaro
That is to say, enemies!
[21:16] Pontaro
Take them down!
[21:17] Pontaro
Make sure they don't escape!
[21:19] Reimi
Okay, let's go!
[21:20] Reimi
Get moving!
[21:25] Pontaro
Why'd you let them get away?!
[21:27] Akira
We have two missions here:
locating it, and taking it for ourselves.
[21:34] Reimi
It's Kurokin!
[21:36] Kuroki
It's been a while.
[21:46] Pochi
Yoka-sama is perfectly fine the way she is.
SIGN Shizuru and the others finally find Yoka in Ikebukuro, only to find she's
forgotten about them... What awaits Yoka and Shizuru—and the world?!
[21:56] Reimi
Yoka-chan!
[21:58] Pontaro
Ikebukuro is safe and sound.
[22:01] Pontaro
As long as it has its princess, that is.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Series Finale
SIGN Episode 12 What Was Normal Again?
E13 - What Was Normal Again?
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SIGN Episode 12 What Was Normal Again?
[00:12] Reimi
Yoka-chan!
[00:13] Nadeshiko
What?
[00:14] Reimi
Over there!
[00:14] Reimi
Yoka-chan's on that train!
[00:17] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan!
[00:18] Nadeshiko
He's taking Yoka-chan away!
[00:36] Kuroki
Looks like Pontaro wants to keep Yoka-chan
within arm's reach by any means.
[00:41] Nadeshiko
Is she the key to 7G?
[00:43] Akira
I see! That's why...
[00:44] Shizuru
We need to get Yoka back!
[00:48] Shizuru
It'd be one thing if she chose to go with him,
[00:51] Shizuru
but if he took her against her will,
then that's no good!
[00:54] Group
Yeah.
[01:00] Leader
Don't let them escape!
[01:01] Leader
Or else we're all egg custard!
[01:04] Reimi
Oh, Makoto-sensei.
[01:06] Reimi
Heya!
[01:07] Makoto
Pontaro got away?
[01:10] Zenjiro
What about the button?!
[01:11] Reimi
It was hidden away in a fishy place,
but pushing it didn't do anything.
[01:15] Zenjiro
No! If you're going after him,
take it with you!
[01:17] Nadeshiko
Yoka-chan's more important right now!
[01:19] Reimi
It'd be a pain to go back for it.
[01:20] Zenjiro
What's your goal here?
[01:22] Reimi
Bringing Yoka-chan back?
[01:24] Akira
Yeah!
[01:24] Nadeshiko
And turning the world back to normal?
[01:27] Akira
That's a part of it too, I guess.
[01:28] Zenjiro
Pontaro's not as smart as he thinks he is.
[01:31] Zenjiro
His actions are simple.
[01:33] Zenjiro
He hid the button because it's important.
[01:34] Zenjiro
End of story.
[01:35] Makoto
What's more,
[01:36] Makoto
he was forced to run away without
that all-important button.
[01:41] Yoka
Ugh, why am I...
[01:43] Pontaro
Princess!
[01:44] Pontaro
Princess, Princess!
[01:45] Pontaro
There's no need to worry!
[01:47] Pontaro
You're in safe hands with me.
[01:49] Yoka
Worry? About what?
[01:53] Pontaro
You know, those scoundrels!
[01:55] Yoka
Scoundrels...
[01:56] Pontaro
Yes, yes!
[01:56] Pontaro
They posed a threat to your safety!
[01:59] Pontaro
But please rest assured.
[02:01] Pontaro
I, Pontaro, will wholeheartedly
exert my utmost efforts!
[02:04] Pontaro
Now then, I'm off to assess the situation!
[02:07] Pontaro
Please feel free to carry on
as normal, Princess!
[02:10] Yoka
As normal...
[02:12] Yoka
What was normal again?
[02:14] Yoka
Sleeping, waking up, eating, studying...
[02:18] Yoka
And then... there was someone...
[02:23] Yoka
What was that?!
[02:25] Yoka
Pochi!
[02:26] Yoka
Come here! Are you gone?
[02:28] Kuroki
So that button was significant, too?
[02:31] Reimi
Significant...
[02:32] Reimi
Is it some kind of special button?
[02:34] Akira
Other than just activating 7G...
[02:37] Shizuru
Maybe we need both Yoka and the button?
[02:41] Akira
I see, they form a set!
[02:43] Reimi
What's that mean?
[02:43] Kuroki
It's probably related to why they
call her the Witch of Ikebukuro.
[02:48] Nadeshiko
In other words, Yoka-chan
pressed the button,
[02:50] Nadeshiko
the button gave Yoka-chan her powers,
[02:53] Nadeshiko
and then it changed the world?
[02:54] Reimi
Oh, you're so smart!
[02:56] Akira
That must be it.
[02:57] Zenjiro
That's right!
[02:58] Zenjiro
It needs to be the same person
who pushes the butto—
[03:02] Makoto
Nakatomi Yoka pressed the button,
[03:04] Makoto
so you need to have her press it again.
[03:06] Makoto
I suspect that's the only way to turn both
the world and Nakatomi Yoka back to normal.
[03:18] Reimi
Impressive.
[03:34] Reimi
There's two paths!
[03:35] Reimi
Um, which way do we go again?
[03:37] Shizuru
Um, um...
[03:39] Shizuru
What?
[03:40] Shizuru
You know the way, Pochi-san?
[03:42] Reimi
Way to go, Pochi-san!
[03:50] Pontaro
She's been acting up a lot lately.
[03:53] Pontaro
I need her to be a good
little puppet, or else...
[04:08] Pontaro
Damn it!
[04:09] Pontaro
They sure are stubborn!
[04:11] Pontaro
It's me. Where are you?!
[04:12] Pontaro
Get your butts over here!
[04:14] Shizuru
Yoka...
[04:15] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan, this isn't good!
[04:59] Shizuru
Yoka!
[05:01] Group
Yoka-chan!
[05:03] Shizuru
Yoka!
[05:04] Akira
It's no good! She can't hear us!
[05:09] Pontaro
You pesky brats!
[05:11] Pontaro
I won't let you have the princess!
[05:20] Reimi
Huh? What?
[05:56] Shizuru
My mind is set!
[05:57] Reimi
What?
[05:57] Shizuru
I'm getting on that train!
[05:59] Reimi
No way!
[05:59] Akira
B-B-But how, exactly?!
[06:01] Reimi
I'll join you!
[06:02] Akira
What?
[06:02] Nadeshiko
Me too, then.
[06:03] Akira
What?!
[06:05] Kuroki
Um...
[06:10] Pontaro
Damn it!
[06:11] Pontaro
If by some chance it all goes back to normal,
I'll be the one held accountable for 7G!
[06:15] Pontaro
No way in hell I'm letting that happen!
[06:18] Pontaro
Took you long enough!
[06:19] Chaos
You destroyed my kingdom!
[06:21] Boss
You'll pay the price!
[06:27] Nadeshiko
Out of the way!
[06:30] Boss
I'll turn you into skeletons!
[06:33] Reimi
Get lost!
[06:37] Pontaro
Absolutely useless!
[07:02] Reimi
Watch it!
[07:03] Reimi
You could kill someone with that!
[07:04] Pontaro
You moron!
[07:05] Pontaro
I want all of you dead!
[07:06] Reimi
What?
[07:07] Reimi
You're going to kill us?
[07:08] Pontaro
That's right.
[07:09] Pontaro
You're nothing but bad news for the princess.
Ikebukuro and the princess need each other!
[07:13] Pontaro
There's no Ikebukuro without the princess!
And there's no princess without Ikebukuro!
[07:17] Pontaro
Damn you!
[07:26] Pontaro
It's you...
[07:27] Pontaro
Okay!
[07:28] Pontaro
Beat the living daylights out of them!
[07:32] Pochi
One question.
[07:34] Pochi
What did you mean by
"there's no princess without Ikebukuro"?
[07:38] Pochi
Explain.
[07:39] Pontaro
At the core of 7G energy is Ikebukuro,
[07:42] Pontaro
with the princess as the core
that generates it.
[07:45] Pontaro
The two of them depend on each other.
[07:47] Pontaro
The princess keeps Ikebukuro alive,
and Ikebukuro keeps her alive.
[07:50] Akira
What?
[07:50] Reimi
Huh? What? Huh?
[07:51] Nadeshiko
Shh!
[07:52] Pochi
While eating away at Yoka-sama's life?
[07:54] Reimi
Eating away?!
[07:55] Nadeshiko
What do you mean?
[07:56] Pontaro
Everyone dies eventually.
[07:57] Pontaro
What's wrong with the noble task
of preserving Ikebukuro?!
[08:01] Pochi
And is that what Yoka-sama wants?
[08:03] Pontaro
I think you've got the wrong idea.
[08:05] Pontaro
You're nothing more than a bodyguard.
[08:07] Pochi
The one I serve is Yoka-sama.
[08:10] Pochi
I'm not your bodyguard.
[08:12] Pontaro
What was that?!
[08:13] Pochi
Is it not 7G that is the cause
of Yoka-sama's suffering?
[08:16] Pontaro
And what if it is?!
[08:17] Pochi
If we stop 7G, will her suffering end?
[08:20] Akira
I see now.
[08:21] Akira
7G created Yoka-chan the Witch Queen,
[08:23] Akira
and Yoka-chan created the world of 7G.
[08:26] Shizuru
The button!
[08:26] Reimi
I get it.
[08:27] Nadeshiko
If she presses it...
[08:34] Pontaro
You stupid crow!
[08:37] Shizuru
Why are you...
[08:38] Pochi
Yoka-sama is in your hands.
[08:42] Shizuru
He's not our enemy?
[08:45] Shizuru
When it comes to Yoka, you're on our side.
[08:47] Shizuru
Is that right?
[08:49] Pochi
Yeah.
[09:02] Pochi
Yoka-sama.
[09:04] Yoka
Pochi.
[09:04] Pochi
Please have some tea.
[09:06] Yoka
Thanks.
[09:19] Akira
Will they be okay?
[09:21] Reimi
I think so.
[09:22] Nadeshiko
I'm sure Yoka-chan will understand.
[09:24] Reimi
If she doesn't, I'm sure once
she sees this NeriAli book...
SIGN Alice in Nerima Land
Official Fanbook
[09:28] Akira
Maybe if she reads a little ShibuTatsu...
[09:31] Akira
Nadeko-chan, that's...
[09:33] Nadeshiko
Oh, it's sweet myrtle.
[09:34] Reimi
It's got nothing to do
with Yoka-chan, right?
[09:36] Nadeshiko
You're right.
[09:37] Nadeshiko
Why'd I bring it?
[09:40] Nadeshiko
Oh, yeah.
[09:41] Nadeshiko
Yoka-chan said the flowers
remind her of stars.
[09:44] Group
What?
[09:45] Reimi
When?
[09:46] Nadeshiko
Ages ago, in the school garden.
[09:48] Akira
Huh...
[09:49] Reimi
Yoka-chan was already thinking
about the stars back then?
[09:53] Shizuru
Yoka, recognize me?
[09:55] Shizuru
It's me, Shizuru.
[09:57] Yoka
Shizuru...
[09:59] Shizuru
Did you forget?
[10:00] Shizuru
You don't remember me?
[10:02] Shizuru
You know...
[10:03] Shizuru
I'm not here to ask for your forgiveness.
[10:06] Shizuru
At worst...
[10:07] Shizuru
Maybe "at worst" isn't right.
[10:09] Shizuru
But you don't have to forgive me.
[10:10] Shizuru
I just wanted to apologize for hurting you!
[10:14] Shizuru
Sorry!
[10:15] Nadeshiko
Shizuru-chan's never been good with words.
[10:18] Akira
I feel embarrassed just listening!
[10:20] Shizuru
That wasn't how I really felt!
[10:22] Shizuru
Well, no, I did feel that way a little.
[10:24] Shizuru
You know how stupid I am, right?
[10:26] Shizuru
So it felt like you were
so much better than me.
[10:29] Shizuru
And the better you were,
the more worthless I felt.
[10:33] Shizuru
That's why I was so nasty to you.
[10:35] Shizuru
But by doing that...
[10:37] Shizuru
I was only lowering myself more.
[10:40] Shizuru
I get that now!
[10:54] Reimi
Shizuru-chan!
[10:55] Shizuru
It's totally fine.
[10:56] Shizuru
Yoka's right to be mad at me.
[10:58] Nadeshiko
Yoka-chan!
[11:04] Nadeshiko
Stop it, Yoka-chan!
[11:05] Akira
Hey, why would you hit Shizuru-chan?
[11:08] Reimi
I don't get it, Yoka-chan!
[11:14] Yoka
No... What's going on?
[11:16] Shizuru
Yoka?
[11:17] Shizuru
Do... Do you remember now?
[11:22] Yoka
"Like, you gotta know
you've got no chance, right?"
[11:25] Yoka
"You're just embarrassing yourself
with such high hopes."
[11:28] Yoka
"I don't care about you anymore, Yoka!"
[11:32] Reimi
Hey, stop that, Yoka-chan!
[11:34] Akira
That's scary!
[11:35] Yoka
Why?
[11:37] Yoka
You said it.
[11:38] Shizuru
I did.
[11:40] Shizuru
I said that because I didn't
want you to go away!
[11:45] Shizuru
Now... Now I get it!
[11:47] Shizuru
I know! I really do!
[11:48] Shizuru
It was awful to put you down
and say you couldn't do it!
[11:51] Shizuru
But back then, I didn't want you to leave,
[11:53] Shizuru
even if it meant hurting or mocking you!
[11:56] Yoka
Is that why you came here
to drag me back to Agano?
[12:00] Shizuru
No!
[12:01] Shizuru
I wanted to say sorry for what I said.
[12:03] Shizuru
Also, I wanted to tell you
that I believe in your dreams.
[12:06] Shizuru
That I support you and
I'll be cheering you on!
[12:09] Yoka
How vain, making it all about yourself.
[12:12] Reimi
Hey!
[12:13] Akira
Yoka-chan!
[12:13] Nadeshiko
That's uncalled-for!
[12:14] Nadeshiko
Yoka-chan, you're wrong about that.
[12:16] Nadeshiko
I agree Shizuru-chan said some mean things.
[12:19] Nadeshiko
But she wouldn't have spent two years
looking for you every day out of vanity!
[12:23] Reimi
Or come out to Ikebukuro!
[12:24] Akira
Yeah, it wasn't easy getting here!
[12:26] Yoka
I never asked, and I'm not responsible.
[12:28] Nadeshiko
That's right, you didn't ask us to!
[12:30] Nadeshiko
But if you continue to cut us off,
nothing will change!
[12:33] Yoka
Nothing will change...
[12:34] Shizuru
I used to think it'd be fine
if nothing ever changed.
[12:38] Shizuru
If I could stay in Agano forever,
with you and the others.
[12:42] Shizuru
That's why, at first,
I just wanted to have you come back.
[12:45] Shizuru
But now I know that wouldn't be any fun.
[12:48] Shizuru
It's boring when you know the future
and what it holds.
[12:51] Shizuru
The more mysteries and uncertainty,
the more fun it is!
[12:54] Shizuru
You see, we ran into a lot of
trouble from Agano to Ikebukuro!
[12:59] Shizuru
But it was so much fun!
[13:01] Shizuru
I never would've realized
if I'd stayed in Agano.
[13:03] Reimi
But, well, now the world
has stopped changing.
[13:06] Nadeshiko
It's all come to a standstill.
[13:08] Akira
It's worse than that!
[13:09] Akira
They say it's going to shrink.
[13:10] Shizuru
I want to change and bring about change!
[13:13] Shizuru
Deep down, don't you want—
[13:16] Nadeshiko
Yoka-chan!
[13:16] Reimi
Stop it!
[13:18] Yoka
Don't decide for me how I feel!
[13:27] Reimi
Shizuru-chan!
[13:31] Nadeshiko
Yoka-chan.
[13:33] Nadeshiko
Is your life fun now?
[13:41] Yoka
No, it's not...
[13:49] Yoka
It's not fun.
SIGN Nakatomi Yoka
[14:17] Shizuru
A lot happened back in Agano.
[14:20] Shizuru
Including sad things, painful things,
and awful things.
[14:23] Shizuru
But it was those ups and
downs that made it fun.
[14:27] Nadeshiko
Yoka-chan, you have a dream, don't you?
[14:29] Nadeshiko
As things stand, nothing will change,
[14:31] Nadeshiko
but if the world goes back to normal,
your dream might come true.
[14:34] Nadeshiko
You can work to make it come true.
[14:36] Nadeshiko
The possibility is there.
[14:38] Yoka
The possibility...
[14:39] Shizuru
Yoka.
[14:40] Shizuru
Let's set the world in motion again.
[14:45] Yoka
But...
[14:47] Yoka
It'll be rough if I don't make it.
[14:51] Shizuru
It'll hurt if you fail.
[14:53] Shizuru
But I'll be cheering you on, Yoka!
[14:56] Shizuru
Yeah.
[14:57] Shizuru
I'll cheer as hard as I can!
I'll tell you to do your best!
[15:00] Shizuru
It's way better to try and have regrets
than not do anything at all.
[15:04] Shizuru
So I'll cheer you on!
[15:11] Shizuru
That's Sirius!
[15:12] Reimi
Sirius?
[15:13] Yoka
The promise star...
[15:19] (Flashback) Shizuru
Let's promise on that big,
twinkling promise star.
[15:23] (Flashback) Yoka
Promise star?
[15:24] (Flashback) Shizuru
I just made up that name.
[15:26] (Flashback) Yoka
I think its name is Sirius.
[15:29] (Flashback) Shizuru
Let's make that our name, then.
[15:31] (Flashback) Yoka
Okay.
[15:40] Yoka
I don't deserve to be cheered on.
[15:43] Shizuru
Why not?
[15:44] Yoka
I made fun of you.
[15:46] Yoka
For talking big but never
amounting to anything.
[15:50] Yoka
And you never would.
[15:51] Yoka
You could wither away
and rot for all I cared.
[15:56] Yoka
I laughed at you.
[15:57] Yoka
Cursed you out.
[15:59] Shizuru
That's no curse.
[16:03] Shizuru
It's what I want.
[16:04] Yoka
What?
[16:05] Shizuru
I mean, whether I stay in Agano forever or end up leaving for somewhere else,
[16:09] Shizuru
I'm happy you were thinking
about me regardless.
[16:13] Yoka
Shizuru-chan, you really are so stupid...
[16:18] Reimi
Hey, Yoka-chan.
[16:20] Reimi
Wouldn't you rather be with the rest of us
instead of being all alone here?
[16:23] Akira
That's right.
[16:24] Akira
It'd definitely be more fun that way!
[16:25] Nadeshiko
You can think about the future
when the time comes.
[16:31] Shizuru
Yoka.
[16:51] Yoka
I...
[16:53] Shizuru
It'll be fine.
[17:02] Pontaro
Oh, no, you don't!
[17:07] Nadeshiko
Yoka-chan!
[17:08] Shizuru
Yoka!
[17:14] Shizuru
I've got you!
[17:17] Swan Hermit
That scared me!
[17:20] Swan Hermit
My word!
[17:21] Swan Hermit
Now, that's a surprise!
[17:22] Swan Hermit
If it isn't the Witch Queen!
[17:23] Shizuru
Her name's Yoka. Nakatomi Yoka.
[17:28] Swan Hermit
I see now!
[17:32] Yoka
If the world goes back to normal...
[17:34] Shizuru
Even if it doesn't...
[17:36] Reimi
We'll think about it then!
[17:37] Akira
Optimism!
[17:39] Nadeshiko
Isn't that enough?
[17:59] Pochi
Yoka-sama...
[18:22] Kuroki
You guys...
[18:26] Shizuru
This is, um...
[18:28] Akira
Hey!
[18:29] Reimi
Was Ikebukuro like this before?
[18:30] Akira
Yeah, that!
[18:30] Nadeshiko
I feel like it was, but also not really...
[18:33] Shizuru
It's the old Yoka, at least.
[18:34] Yoka
What?
[18:35] Reimi
Yeah, yeah.
[18:36] Yoka
Really?
[18:37] Akira
Yeah, you're 100% back to the Yoka we know.
[18:40] Nadeshiko
Yep.
[18:41] Yoka
It feels a little different from before.
[18:44] Swan Hermit
That's correct.
[18:46] Swan Hermit
Even if a river appears
to flow in the same way,
[18:48] Swan Hermit
the water itself is different.
[18:50] Swan Hermit
The same goes for towns,
people, and the world.
[18:52] Swan Hermit
They appear the same, but they're not.
[18:54] Swan Hermit
They change over time.
[18:55] Reimi
Thanks for the tidy summary.
[18:59] Swan Hermit
The world can't go back to the way it was.
[19:01] Swan Hermit
It continues to change.
[19:02] Swan Hermit
Now, then!
[19:05] Swan Hermit
Time to see what the world has become!
[19:08] Swan Hermit
Until we meet again!
[19:16] Kuroki
Huh? What?
[19:18] Reimi
Gratitude or admiration...
[19:20] Reimi
It's one or the other. Or both.
[19:22] Kuroki
But they've all gone back to being human...
[19:24] Nadeshiko
Don't think of it as going back.
[19:25] Nadeshiko
The ex-human zombies
turned into brand-new humans!
[19:29] Akira
Makes sense.
[19:30] Kuroki
Am I still your queen?
[19:35] Shizuru
Yeah, that's where you belong.
[19:37] Kuroki
Kurokin!
[19:38] Kuroki
What about you girls?
[19:43] Group
Agano!
[19:49] Reimi
Our destination's set!
[19:51] Reimi
All aboard the Apogee!
[20:00] Yoka
The Apogee?
[20:02] Akira
Shizuru-chan named it.
[20:04] Yoka
Why...
[20:07] Akira
I wonder how Agano's doing.
[20:09] Reimi
More like, what's it like now?
[20:18] Akira
Huh, what?
[20:19] Akira
What's that sound?
[20:20] Reimi
What was it again?
[20:21] Nadeshiko
Oh, I know!
SIGN Incoming Call
[20:23] Makoto
It worked!
[20:25] Makoto
It must be since you stopped 7G.
[20:27] Makoto
Over here?
[20:28] Makoto
Yeah.
[20:29] Makoto
It's a mix of good things,
not-so-good things,
[20:31] Makoto
and things where it's hard to say
either way, all at once.
[20:34] Makoto
I can't say that it's all disappeared.
[20:36] Makoto
There are still a few... or rather,
a lot of residual effects.
[20:39] Makoto
Zenjiro.
[20:40] Makoto
Document everyone's changes.
[20:41] Zenjiro
Goodness me.
[20:42] Zenjiro
The great Makoto-sensei sure is demanding—
[20:47] Makoto
Hmm.
[20:48] Makoto
Today's anti-choo-choo mode lasted
39 seconds longer than yesterday.
[20:52] Makoto
Well, that's how it is here.
[20:53] Makoto
Be careful on your way back.
[20:55] Makoto
You might just have a harder time
on the return trip.
[21:02] Akira
Look!
[21:03] Akira
What's that?
[21:03] Akira
I see something!
[21:04] Nadeshiko
Another train line?
[21:06] Reimi
Huh?
[21:07] Reimi
Could it be the Seibu Shinjuku line?
[21:08] Akira
So it came back?
[21:10] Shizuru
We came back, too.
[21:12] Shizuru
Is "came back" really the right phrase?
[21:15] Shizuru
What if it's a brand-new Shinjuku line
we don't know about?
[21:17] Akira
We might have jumped to
an alternate reality, too.
[21:21] Reimi
Can we really make it back to Agano?
[21:23] Nadeshiko
Right?
[21:23] Yoka
Hey, Shizuru-chan.
[21:25] Yoka
Why did you name it the Apogee?
[21:28] Shizuru
Huh?
[21:30] Shizuru
Ah!
[21:31] Nadeshiko
Good question.
[21:32] Nadeshiko
I wouldn't have expected it
out of Shizuru-chan.
[21:35] Nadeshiko
It's a technical term, too.
[21:36] Akira
Yeah, why?
[21:37] Reimi
Why, why?
[21:44] Shizuru
The moon is farthest away
from Earth at its apogee.
[21:48] Shizuru
So it can only get closer from there.