E4 - The Green April

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[01:42] Bam
    What?
[01:46] Rak
    Huh?
[01:50] Bam
    Rachel!
[01:54] Bam
    Rachel!
[01:59] Khun
    Rachel? The girl you're looking for?
[02:09] Bam
    Yeah, but it's not her.
[02:16] Bam
    After all, she would've...
[02:21] Leroro
    Are you listening, everyone?
[02:25] Leroro
    Since the challengers can no longer fight,
    we'll move on to the next game.
[02:31] Leroro
    If you'd like to participate,
    please press your buzzer.
[02:33] Shibisu
    Hold up!
[02:36] Shibisu
    Anaak, get down from there!
[02:38] Shibisu
    I, the team's weakest member, will sit there.
[02:42] Shibisu
    As the team's strongest member,
     you should defend me.
[02:43] Hatz
    The team's strongest member?
[02:47] Shibisu
    Don't interrupt me, damn it!
[02:49] Leroro
    If the individual who
    initially donned the crown
[02:52] Leroro
    leaves the throne for
    any reason, their team loses.
[02:56] Shibisu
    What? You never told us that rule.
[02:59] Leroro
    A detailed explanation of the rules
    was posted in your waiting room.
[03:04] Shibisu
    What?!
[03:04] Rak
    "Returning to your waiting room during
    the game will result in disqualification."
SIGN    Crown Game Rules
SIGN    • The time limit is 5 minutes
SIGN    • Up to 5 teams can participate
SIGN    • The game is conducted over 5 rounds
SIGN    • Returning to your waiting room during the game
      will result in disqualification
SIGN    • Entering another team's waiting room will result in disqualification
SIGN    • A member of the team that acquires the crown must wear the crown
      and stay seated on this chair (throne) until the end of the game
[03:08] Rak
    "Entering another team's waiting room
    will result in disqualification."
[03:12] Khun
    Wow. You can read, gator?
[03:14] Rak
    What?!
[03:15] Shibisu
    You're saying it's our fault for
    pressing the buzzer without reading it?
[03:18] Leroro
    That's correct.
[03:20] Anaak
    Enough talk. Let's begin.
[03:23] Shibisu
    Hey!
[03:24] Leroro
    Okay.
[03:25] Leroro
    In that case, please press your buzzer if
[03:28] Leroro
    you'd like to participate
    in the next game.
[03:31] Shibisu
    Our team is divided!
[03:36] Hatz
    What are you worried about, Shibisu?
[03:38] Shibisu
    Huh?
[03:39] Hatz
    We just have to defend the throne with
    my sword skills and your killing arts.
[03:45] Shibisu
    Killing arts?
[03:54] Shibisu
    What? You believed that?
[03:58] Hatz
    It's only natural to
    trust your teammates.
[04:01] Shibisu
    Hatz, I love you!
[04:03] Leroro
    You have five seconds to sign up.
[04:07] Rak
    Time to hunt a lizard.
[04:08] Leroro
    Four...
[04:11] Khun
    Not yet.
[04:13] Leroro
    Three...
[04:13] Khun
    Gator, it's not time for that yet.
[04:16] Shibisu
    Please, let there be either
    zero participants or weak ones!
[04:17] Leroro
    Two...
[04:19] Rak
    If you insist, give me ten chocolate
    bars, and you have a deal.
[04:21] Leroro
    One...
[04:24] Khun
    Yeah, yeah.
[04:25] Bam
    You must be hungry.
[04:30] Leroro
    Zero!
[04:33] Leroro
    The time to sign up has ended.
[04:45] Hatz
    Another grate is opening.
[05:03] Leroro
    Let the second round begin!
[05:08] Shibisu
    Has our famous team that
    made a bloody crossing
[05:10] Shibisu
    through the Shinsu been dissolved?
[05:13] Serena
    I don't remember teaming up
    with a lame guy like you.
[05:18] Shibisu
    So now you've teamed up with that horned guy.
[05:22] Shibisu
    Where's your other teammate?
[05:23] Serena
    Huh? Oh.
[05:29] Serena
    It means we're more than enough to
    take out someone as lame as you!
[05:35] Shibisu
    You're absolutely right.
[05:37] Shibisu
    But while you may kill me, I'll never run.
[05:41] Shibisu
    A lame man can be persistent.
[05:43] Shibisu
    Don't underestimate me, hag!
[05:49] Deod
    Ordinarily, we would've crossed
    swords fair and square.
[05:54] Deod
    No hard feelings, swordsman.
[05:57] Clocker
    What we want is...
[06:00] Clocker
    The crown!
[06:07] Deod
    Clocker, stop the boy's movements!
[06:10] Clocker
    Got it!
[06:24] Deod
    Damn! You and your little tricks!
[06:26] Bam
    Wow...
[06:28] Khun
    How can they drag them down?
[06:33] Hatz
    Enough talk. Bring it on, all of you.
[06:39] King
    The time has come to use my Super Inferno Punch.
[06:47] Shibisu
    Damn it!
[06:49] Serena
    Die!
[06:53] Serena
    You can't hit a woman in the face!
[06:55] Shibisu
    How can you say that when
    you're trying to stab me?
[06:58] Serena
    I was just trying to stab you
    a little, not enough to kill you!
[07:01] Shibisu
    What's this?
[07:03] Shibisu
    Has my masculine appearance
    made your heart flutter?
[07:07] Serena
    What?! I'll kill you!
[07:09] Serena
    I'll stab you until my face is covered in blood!
[07:12] Shibisu
    So she says, but she won't take the bait.
[07:16] Shibisu
    It's not as though these two
    are exceptionally strong.
[07:20] Shibisu
    Their other teammate has been
    sleeping this whole time.
[07:23] Shibisu
    Curious.
[07:24] Serena
    An opening!
[07:26] Bam
    Shibisu!
[07:29] Serena
    Did you think teaming up with monsters
    had made you stronger, Mr. Ordinary?
[07:34] Shibisu
    Crap!
[07:40] Shibisu
    Sorry, Anaak! Hatz!
[07:51] Shibisu
    Hatz!
[07:53] Hatz
    Who closes their eyes during a fight?
[07:57] Serena
    What are you guys doing?
[08:00] Serena
    What happened to your Super Inferno Punch?!
[08:02] Shibisu
    I knew you'd save me, my friend!
[08:04] Shibisu
    I love you!
[08:05] Hatz
    Get away from me.
[08:06] Hatz
    Where's their other teammate?
[08:08] Shibisu
    He's sleeping over there.
[08:10] Hatz
    Sleeping? While his teammates
    are fighting for their lives?
[08:17] Rak
    I want to hunt them now.
[08:19] Rak
    Why did you stop me, blue turtle?
[08:22] Bam
    It's still only the second round.
[08:23] Khun
    Under ordinary circumstances,
    we should've fought.
[08:28] Both
    What?
[08:30] Lauroe
    Let's participate in this round.
[08:34] (Flashback) Serena
    What? Are you stupid?
[08:37] (Flashback) Serena
    You think we'd last until
    the end if we entered now?
[08:43] (Flashback) Lauroe
    You're the stupid one.
[08:44] (Flashback) Serena
    What did you say?!
[08:46] (Flashback) Hoh
    Let's listen to what Lauroe has to say.
[08:50] (Flashback) Lauroe
    In this game, the team sitting
    on the throne is at a disadvantage
[08:54] (Flashback) Lauroe
    until the second or third
    round at the latest.
[08:57] Khun
    As the game progresses, the number
    of participants increases.
[09:01] Khun
    No matter how much they fight
    the team sitting on the throne...
[09:04] (Flashback) Lauroe
    Other teams will interfere.
[09:06] (Flashback) Lauroe
    In the worst case,
[09:08] (Flashback) Lauroe
    it's likely another team will steal
    the crown from under their noses.
[09:12] Khun
    Rather than stopping other teams
    while going for the crown,
[09:16] Khun
    it's easier to just sit on the throne now.
[09:19] Rak
    Then why don't we participate?
    Why don't we fight?
[09:23] Bam
    Because Anaak is on the throne.
[09:28] (Flashback) Hoh
    Still, I doubt we can take
    the crown from that girl.
[09:34] (Flashback) Lauroe
    I can do it.
[09:35] (Flashback) Both
    What?
[09:36] (Flashback) Lauroe
    Use whatever methods you want.
[09:38] (Flashback) Lauroe
    Just get the guy in the track suit and
    the swordsman away from the throne.
[09:43] (Flashback) Lauroe
    Leave the rest to me.
[09:58] Hatz
    Anaak, move!
[10:00] Hatz
    That's Shinsu!
[10:02] Hatz
    He's a Wave Controller!
[10:09] Khun
    Someone who could use Shinsu
    was hiding among us.
[10:20] Shibisu
    Touch our cutie, and I'll kill you!
[10:25] Shibisu
    Anaak!
[10:30] Shibisu
    She's okay!
[10:31] Hatz
    Okay? How is this okay?
[10:33] Shibsu
    Huh?
[10:42] Anaak
    I was sleeping so peacefully, too.
[10:45] Lauroe
    I know. Being woken up is infuriating.
[10:52] Lauroe
    Give up. I can attack the
    throne from anywhere.
[11:04] Anaak
    Ignition.
[11:06] Hatz
    They made Anaak angry.
[11:16] Serena
    Lauroe!
[11:20] Anaak
    You said you can attack
    the throne from anywhere?
[11:23] Anaak
    Then I can kill all of you from here!
[11:36] Lauroe
    Damn. Did I attack prematurely?
[11:39] Leroro
    Giving in to your emotions?
    You disappoint me, Anaak Jahad.
[11:46] Leroro
    That weapon must be...
[11:49] Rak
    That weapon is crazy.
[11:52] Khun
    Let's not play this game.
[11:53] Rak
    Huh?
[11:55] Khun
    Using an Ignition Weapon's
    got to be against the rules.
[11:58] Khun
    That kid shouldn't have that.
[12:06] Bam
    It's acting strange.
[12:13] Anaak
    This ends now!
[12:20] Bam
    Please calm down!
[12:28] Anaak
    The Black March?
[12:35] Lauroe
    Hey!
[12:36] Lauroe
    What are you doing?
[12:38] Serena
    Can't you tell? We're fleeing!
[12:40] Lauroe
    What? We'll be disqualified if
    we return to our waiting room!
[12:44] Serena
    That's fine with me!
[12:45] Serena
    I've run away 100,000 times,
    so I know when I'm screwed!
[12:50] Lauroe
    No way. I hate this.
[12:51] Serena
    You idiot, just give up!
[12:53] Serena
    There's no need to die over a bonus game!
[13:02] Serena
    You brat.
[13:03] Leroro
    According to the rules, Team Serena,
    Hoh, and Lauroe is disqualified.
[13:10] Shibisu
    We did it, Anaak!
[13:14] Shibisu
    Anaak?
[13:18] Khun
    Bam, are you okay?
[13:20] Bam
    Y-Yeah, better than before, at least.
[13:23] Rak
    I know what it is.
[13:25] Rak
    That thing wants to fight me!
[13:30] Khun
    Yeah, yeah.
[13:32] Bam
    Khun, watch out!
[13:45] Anaak
    Why?
[13:50] Anaak
    Why do you have the Black March?
[13:55] Bam
    What?
[14:04] Anaak
    You're not worthy of that blade.
[14:07] Khun
    She's more dangerous than we thought.
[14:10] Anaak
    Stay out of this.
[14:11] Shibisu
    Anaak!
[14:13] Shibisu
    Why did you leave the throne?
[14:15] Shibisu
    You even entered another waiting room!
[14:17] Shibisu
    We've been disqualified!
[14:20] Anaak
    Give it to me.
[14:21] Shibisu
    You left because you wanted that thing?
[14:24] Anaak
    That thing? Are you serious?
[14:28] Shibisu
    Ow!
[14:30] Anaak
    That's one of the 13 Month Series
    forged by master craftsman Ashul Edwaru,
[14:36] Anaak
    the Black March.
[14:38] Shibisu
    You mean the legendary weapons
    King Jahad of this tower
[14:42] Shibisu
    bestows upon his princesses?
[14:44] Anaak
    That's right.
[14:46] Shibisu
    But how do you know about that?
[14:48] Hatz
    It smells like your weapon.
[14:51] Anaak
    Of course it does.
[14:53] Anaak
    This weapon is one of the
    13 Month Series, the Green April.
[14:59] Anaak
    And I am a Princess of Jahad.
[15:03] Khun
    Jahad...
[15:07] Shibisu
    A p-princess?!
[15:09] Anaak
    You're Bam, right?
[15:10] Anaak
    Hand it over. You shouldn't
    have that weapon.
[15:16] Bam
    I can't.
[15:17] Anaak
    What?
[15:19] Bam
    I borrowed this from Yuri.
[15:21] Bam
    I can't give it to you.
[15:26] Rak
    That's it, black turtle.
[15:27] Rak
    Don't be beaten by a lizard.
[15:30] Anaak
    I see. In that case...
[15:38] Leroro
    I won't allow any more of this behavior.
[15:42] Leroro
    Dropouts, return to your
    waiting room immediately.
[15:49] Shibisu
    Don't get mad at the test administrator!
[15:52] Hatz
    Anaak.
[15:54] Anaak
    Bam, let's make a bet.
[15:57] Bam
    A bet?
[15:57] Anaak
    Yeah, for the Green April and the Black March.
[16:03] Leroro
    That sounds interesting.
[16:06] Bam
    Lero Ro?
[16:07] Leroro
    As long as the crown game can continue,
     I have no problem with it.
[16:13] Anaak
    If your team survives until
    the end of the crown game,
[16:18] Anaak
    I'll give you the Green April.
[16:20] Bam
    What?
[16:20] Anaak
    But if you lose, then I win.
[16:25] Anaak
    The Black March will be mine.
[16:27] Bam
    No way. Why would I make a bet like that?
[16:31] Anaak
    Because once this game ends, I intend to
    kill you and take the Black March anyway.
[16:41] Bam
    I want to protect this sword.
[16:43] Bam
    But I can't be
[16:47] Bam
    the cause of any more trouble.
[16:53] Anaak
    Well? Not a bad deal, right?
[16:58] Anaak
    It may not be much, but at least
    you have a chance of win—
[17:00] Rak
    What did you say?
[17:02] Rak
    You think I'd lose?
[17:05] Bam
    Rak...
[17:06] Khun
    Princesses, rules, whatever.
    I don't like any of this.
[17:09] Bam
    Khun...
[17:10] Rak
    Don't push your luck, lizard!
[17:15] Khun
    Let's go. It's finally time
    for us to fight, gator.
[17:19] Rak
    Yeah.
[17:20] Leroro
    The crown game will now resume.
[17:46] Shibisu
    Anaak!
[17:47] Hatz
    Don't cause any more trouble for the team.
[17:52] Anaak
    What team?
[17:53] Shibisu
    Hey, wait!
[17:57] Endorsi
    What's wrong with calling
    an impostor an impostor?
[18:06] Bam
    I'm sorry.
[18:08] Rak
    Huh?
[18:09] Bam
    I caused all this trouble.
[18:11] Khun
    It's fine. Ultimately, we were able to
    drag the lizard down from her throne.
[18:16] Khun
    Besides, you're amazing.
[18:19] Bam
    Huh?
[18:20] Khun
    You didn't hand the
    Black March over to the lizard.
[18:24] Bam
    That's because Rachel said...
[18:27] (Flashback) Rachel
    Never betray anyone.
[18:29] (Flashback) Rachel
    No matter what happens, especially not girls.
[18:32] (Flashback) Bam
    Wh-Why not?
[18:34] (Flashback) Rachel
    Because betraying a girl is the same as
    making an enemy of the entire world.
[18:40] Bam
    I was just doing as she said.
[18:45] Rak
    What the heck?
[18:51] Bam
    But it was my choice.
[18:55] Bam
    I'm weak and useless.
[18:59] Khun
    You're certainly weak.
[19:02] Bam
    Yeah.
[19:03] Khun
    But that's what makes you amazing.
[19:06] Bam
    Huh?
[19:08] Khun
    Even though your life was on the line,
     you still kept your promise.
[19:14] Khun
    I could never do that.
[19:17] Bam
    Khun...
[19:18] Leroro
    The participants have been selected.
[19:20] Leroro
    The third round will now begin.
[19:23] Rak
    All right! Let's go, double turtles!
[19:27] Lozeal
    Now that no one's on the throne...
[19:29] Katan
    We'll be the quickest to take
    the crown and sit on the throne.
[19:33] Chung
    In other words, it's a contest of speed.
[19:36] Rak
    I don't care who comes first. Bring it on!
[19:39] Khun
    Now that the lizard's gone,
    they're all coming out.
[19:42] Lozeal
    I have a wand that controls Shinsu!
[19:47] Katan
    —a rubbery body!
[19:51] Chung
    —super fast jumps!
[19:57] Lozeal
    This battle...
[19:59] Chung
    ...is...
[20:00] Katan
    ...mine!
[20:18] Bam
    Khun?
[20:19] Khun
    Okay, game over...
[20:21] Khun
    But that wouldn't be interesting.
[20:28] Rak
    What is that dumb turtle talking about?
[20:31] Bam
    Wh-Who knows?
[20:32] Khun
    Come on.
[20:34] Khun
    If you beat me, I'll give you the crown.
[20:37] Katan
    Jerk!
[20:38] Chung
    Kill him!
[20:39] Lozeal
    I'll beat you into shape!
[20:54] Khun
    This is too much work.
[20:56] Khun
    Here.
[21:03] Khun
    Fight among yourselves.
[21:07] Bam
    Has Khun always been like this?
[21:22] Lozeal
    Move!
[21:26] Chung
    Leave it to me!
[21:28] Katan
    No, you don't!
[21:29] Chung
    Die!
[21:30] Lozeal
    You're in the way!
[21:31] Katan
    Stop!
[21:32] All
    The crown is ours!
[21:36] Khun
    You still haven't noticed?
[21:39] Both
    What?
[21:45] Chung
    Two crowns?
[21:47] Rak
    Blue turtle, you're having
    all the fun! I'm bored!
[21:51] Khun
    Sorry, sorry.
[21:55] Endorsi
    I suppose I should be getting ready.
[22:01] Endorsi
    Hey.
[22:02] Endorsi
    It's okay to kill all of them, right?
[22:11] Rachel
    Yes.
[22:14] Rachel
    Of course.