E6 - News

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[00:08] Nasa
    If I had to explain how this happened
    after a few days of cohabitation...
SIGN    Minutes earlier.
[00:14] Nasa
    My wife seems to go a bit
    feral when she's asleep.
[00:18] Nasa
    Is this how it is for all girls?
[00:21] Nasa
    She puts her hair up every day before bed,
[00:23] ---
    but it comes loose almost instantly.
[00:35] Nasa
    And she must have a high body temperature,
[00:37] ---
    because she always goes to drink water.
[00:40] Nasa
    And on her way back, while half-asleep,
    she tries to grab my covers.
[00:45] Nasa
    But tonight...
[00:56] Nasa
    And currently...
[00:59] Nasa
    What do I do?
[01:01] Nasa
    Is it okay if I hold her like this?
[01:04] Nasa
    But what if she wakes up from the contact?
[01:10] Nasa
    No! Even if she wakes up from me
    grabbing her, it's not a problem!
[01:13] Nasa
    Because Tsukasa-chan is my wife!
[01:20] Nasa
    I've never held her before...
[01:23] Nasa
    I didn't know that girls were so warm.
[01:26] Nasa
    And she smells so good,
    it's giving me brain static.
[01:30] Nasa
    This is dangerous! She's so warm,
    and smells so good, and...
[01:36] Nasa
    Oh, wow! These make great hand rests!
SIGN    That's not what
     those are for.
[01:40] Nasa
    This is too much! Seriously!
[01:59] Nasa
    A few minutes after falling asleep,
[02:01] ---
    my wife rolled back onto her futon.
[02:05] Nasa
    But before she did...
    I smooched her three more times.
[02:14] Tsukasa
    Didn't get enough sleep?
[02:16] Nasa
    Kind of.
[02:17] Nasa
    I didn't get a wink of sleep after that.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
[03:51] Nasa
    After last night's events, I realized...
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    News
[03:55] Nasa
    I really want a double bed!
[03:59] Nasa
    Not for anything perverted, mind you!
[04:01] Nasa
    I mean, I can't have my wife sleeping
    on the floor all the time, can I?
[04:05] Nasa
    And if we're going to be
    living together from now on,
[04:08] ---
    it's inefficient to have two
    separate sleeping spaces.
[04:12] Nasa
    Plus... y'know, with the
    thing being the way it is,
[04:16] Nasa
    and that being all that...
[04:18] Nasa
    But that means moving.
[04:21] Nasa
    This place is a little
    cramped for two people.
[04:24] Nasa
    I'd want at least a one-bedroom apartment
[04:27] ---
    so that we'd have a separate living room...
[04:30] Nasa
    A living room...
[04:32] Nasa
    We could get a bigger TV, then.
[04:35] Nasa
    Yeah! And that'd mean getting a sofa, right?
[04:39] Nasa
    And then we could have
    movie nights together.
SIGN    He recalls the body warmth he felt yesterday.
[04:55] Nasa
    But there's more to it than that!
[04:58] Nasa
    A bigger apartment means having a bath.
[05:03] Tsukasa
    Say, darling?
[05:06] Tsukasa
    Do you want to join me?
[05:09] Nasa
    Listen, Tsukasa-chan!
[05:10] Nasa
    Would you like to move into a bigger place?!
[05:14] Tsukasa
    A bigger place?
[05:16] Tsukasa
    Not really. Things are fine the way they are.
[05:20] Nasa
    But, y'know, this place is pretty tiny!
[05:26] Tsukasa
    True, but... that helps
    me feel closer to you.
[05:32] Nasa
    I-I hadn't considered that!
[05:35] Nasa
    I guess things are great either way!
[05:39] Nasa
    The world is full of protagonists who
    want to become the king of the pirates,
[05:44] ---
    or eradicate titans from the world.
[05:47] ---
    And like them, I have a
    dream I can't give up on:
[05:50] ---
    to sleep in the same bed as my wife!
[05:53] Kaname
    You moving, Senpai?
[05:56] Nasa
    Well, it's not set in stone yet.
[06:00] Nasa
    But that place is so small, two people
    sleeping there is kind of pushing it.
[06:04] Kaname
    Wait, are the two of you not
    sleeping in the same bed?
[06:09] Nasa
    Naturally. I'm in the bed, and she
    sleeps in a futon on the floor.
[06:13] Kaname
    So I guess you haven't fallen
    asleep holding hands, then.
[06:19] Nasa
    Falling asleep... holding hands?!
[06:22] Tsukasa
    Say, darling... will you hold
    my hand until I fall asleep?
[06:29] Nasa
    I-I see! All I need to do is get
    us on the same surface level,
[06:32] ---
    and then I can live out that dream!
[06:35] Nasa
    I hadn't anticipated this!
[06:37] Kaname
    "Surface level"?
[06:38] Kaname
    Does she even want to move, though?
[06:41] Nasa
    Well, she said she doesn't mind
    the lack of space at all.
[06:45] Kaname
    What a nice wife!
[06:48] Nasa
    Plus, if we do move, we'd probably
    want a place with a bath,
[06:52] ---
    which means not coming here every morning.
[06:57] Nasa
    So maybe things are fine the way they are.
[06:59] Kaname
    Well, that works out great!
[07:02] Kaname
    Although...
[07:03] Kaname
    If I got married to a guy who
    had us living indefinitely
[07:06] ---
    in a tiny studio apartment with
    no bath, I'd kick his butt.
[07:09] Kaname
    And if he gave me any "a tiny
    home isn't so bad" nonsense,
[07:12] ---
    I'd burn the place down
    as an excuse to move out!
[07:18] Nasa
    She's right. It's not like we can live
    in that tiny place indefinitely.
[07:22] Nasa
    But if I try to force the issue
    about getting into a bigger place...
[07:27] Tsukasa
    I see. I guess you're not
    comfortable having me so close by.
[07:31] Tsukasa
    Goodbye.
[07:32] Nasa
    That's not it!
[07:33] Nasa
    It's not that I don't want you around!
[07:35] Nasa
    It's about different surface levels!
[07:39] Nasa
    I'll have to choose my words carefully,
[07:42] ---
    so as not to upset her.
[07:44] Nasa
    I'm home.
[07:54] Nasa
    Sorry!
[07:55] Tsukasa
    Er, no, I should apologize!
[07:58] Nasa
    So as we've seen...
[07:59] Nasa
    Having a lack of living space can
    give rise to unfortunate accidents.
[08:04] Nasa
    Although I would personally not use
    those words to describe what happened.
[08:08] Nasa
    That being the case, I'd like to present
    the benefits of moving into a bigger place.
[08:16] Tsukasa
    R-Right. Please, continue.
[08:19] Nasa
    First of all, Tsukasa-san,
[08:20] ---
    you've stated you were fine
    with the way things are.
[08:24] Tsukasa
    W-Well, moving takes a lot of time and money,
[08:30] ---
    so I figured things would be fine as-is.
[08:32] Nasa
    I see.
[08:34] Nasa
    But if we move into a bigger place,
[08:37] Nasa
    we can buy a projector
[08:38] ---
    and watch movies with the same kind of
    immersion that you would get in a theater!
[08:43] Tsukasa
    W-Well, as amazing as that sounds,
     it's not really justification for...
[08:49] Nasa
    Furthermore, we'll put shelving
    on one of the walls
[08:51] ---
    and set out all of your
    favorite DVDs for display!
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[08:55] Tsukasa
    W-W-Would that also apply to manga?!
[08:59] Nasa
    I assure you, it would.
[09:01] Tsukasa
    R-Remarkable...
[09:03] Tsukasa
    B-But there's still the cost to consider.
[09:07] Nasa
    There's one other thing, a bit of
    information I dug up independently...
[09:12] Nasa
    If we were sleeping on
    the same level surface,
[09:14] ---
    we could go to bed while holding hands.
[09:18] Tsukasa
    W-Well, if we find the right property...
[09:22] Tsukasa
    If we're going to get a new place,
     won't we need a guarantor?
[09:27] Nasa
    A guarantor?
[09:29] Nasa
    I assumed we'd get my parents to do it,
     like with my current place...
[09:32] Nasa
    Wait.
[09:34] Nasa
    Come to think of it, I didn't
    tell them I got married.
[09:38] Nasa
    It's probably going to come as a
    surprise to hear it out of nowhere.
[09:43] Tsukasa
    Of course it is.
[09:45] Tsukasa
    Any parents who wouldn't be
    surprised are probably crazy.
SIGN    Mom
[09:50] Tsukasa
    Should I talk to them, too?
[09:52] Nasa
    No.
[09:54] Nasa
    Not just yet, anyway. Go on in.
[09:56] Tsukasa
    Okay.
[10:00] Tsukasa
    Good luck!
[10:08] Nasa
    Oh, hey.
[10:12] Nasa
    Yeah, it's been a while.
[10:16] Nasa
    So there was something
    I wanted to let you know.
[10:22] Nasa
    Yeah. The thing is...
[10:25] Nasa
    I got married, so...
[10:31] Nasa
    My mom just made a sound
    I've never heard before.
[10:35] Nasa
    Look, it's okay!
[10:38] Nasa
    The girl? I told you about
    her before, remember?
[10:42] Nasa
    From the accident.
    She was the one who saved me.
[10:45] Nasa
    Right! The super-cute girl!
[10:49] Nasa
    I just wanted to let you know.
[10:51] ---
    I know. Believe me, I understand.
    I'll call again later.
[10:56] Tsukasa
    H-How'd it go?
[10:58] Nasa
    Good. There should be no problems.
[11:01] Tsukasa
    There's no way that's true.
[11:03] Tsukasa
    And what exactly did you tell your
    parents about me after the accident?
[11:09] Nasa
    I said the cutest girl
    in the universe saved me.
[11:13] Tsukasa
    D-Don't you think that description is gonna
    make meeting them kind of awkward?!
[11:17] Nasa
    Not at all. You are the cutest 
    in the universe, Tsukasa-chan!
[11:25] Tsukasa
    Still, I do think that we
    should go and see them.
[11:34] Nasa
    You're right about that.
[11:38] Nasa
    Meeting the parents, huh?
[11:41] Tsukasa
    Feeling nervous about it?
[11:44] Nasa
    I hate to admit it,
[11:47] Nasa
    but I'm kind of embarrassed.
[11:49] Nasa
    It's just that you're so cute...
[11:51] ---
    Like, really cute, so introducing you 
    to my parents is kind of embarrassing.
[11:56] Nasa
    Plus, my parents are pretty weird,
[12:00] ---
    so I just know they're going
    to say something stupid.
[12:03] Tsukasa
    They are?
[12:07] Nasa
    It's from my mom. That's rare.
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    I'm onto you.
[12:13] Nasa
    Well, that's an ominous message.
SIGN    Wh... What about...?
SIGN    Nasa
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Your place is too small
     for a married couple
     to live in, right?
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    So right now,
     Nasa-kun...
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    You're thinking
     about moving!!
SIGN    Mom
[12:25] Mom
    I've figured it all out!
[12:27] Mom
    That call yesterday was because
    you weren't sure what to do
[12:29] ---
    about a guarantor for your new place!
[12:31] Mom
    In other words, you were
    feeling us out about that,
[12:34] ---
    and just so happened to
    inform us about your wedding.
[12:36] Mom
    Your mother has seen the truth!
[12:37] Mom
    Now go ahead and try to deny it if you can!
[12:42] Tsukasa
    That explains it. You get your
    intelligence from your parents, then.
[12:46] Nasa
    Yeah, but...
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Now go ahead and try
     to deny it if you can!
SIGN    Now go ahead and try 
    to deny it, if you can!
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
[12:49] Nasa
    See, this is what I was talking about!
[12:51] Nasa
    They both act like this!
[12:53] ---
    That's why I didn't want you to meet them!
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    But unless you introduce us, we're
     not going to be your guarantors.
[13:00] Tsukasa
    She's got you there.
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    But unless you introduce us, we're
     not going to be your guarantors.
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Make sure to come home this week.
     And of course, bring your new wife.
[13:04] Tsukasa
    You heard her.
[13:07] Nasa
    Seriously! These parents of
    mine are just so... seriously!
[13:09] Tsukasa
    Still, if I had to guess...
    she does seem kind of mad.
[13:14] Nasa
    Y-Yeah, probably.
[13:17] Tsukasa
    We've only got one option, then.
[13:19] Tsukasa
    Let's visit them as soon as we can.
[13:21] Nasa
    Huh? B-But...
[13:23] Tsukasa
    It's okay.
[13:25] Tsukasa
    Even if they're mad,
    they're your parents, so...
[13:28] Tsukasa
    It'll be okay.
[13:37] Tsukasa
    Where do your parents live, anyway?
[13:43] Nasa
    In Nara Prefecture.
[13:45] Chitose
    What? They're going to
    introduce her to his parents?
[13:49] Char
    Yep. All the way over in Nara, apparently.
[13:52] Chitose
    Nara?
[13:54] Chitose
    You mean he's not originally from Tokyo?
[13:57] Char
    Seems so!
[14:00] Aur
    I guess, depending on how you look at it,
[14:03] ---
    this could also be their honeymoon.
[14:10] Nasa
    Wait, isn't this the perfect
    opportunity for a honeymoon?
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Kyoto
SIGN    Nara
[14:15] Nasa
    The typical route from Tokyo to Nara
    involves taking the Shinkansen to Kyoto,
[14:20] ---
    and then the Kintetsu Railway to Nara.
SIGN    Transfer
[14:22] Nasa
    So if we presume we're staying
    the night at their house,
SIGN    Parents'
     House
[14:25] Nasa
    that means I'll be able to see the
    sights in Kyoto and Nara with my wife.
[14:29] Nasa
    Introducing Tsukasa-chan to my
    parents doesn't sound great,
[14:33] ---
    but if I think of it as a honeymoon...
[14:36] Nasa
    Maybe going home won't be so bad.
[14:39] Tsukasa
    If that's the case...
[14:41] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?!
[14:42] Tsukasa
    If we're going on a trip,
    there's something I'd like to buy.
[14:47] Tsukasa
    I want to get a camera.
[14:51] Nasa
    Yeah, it makes sense to want a
    camera if you're going sightseeing.
[14:54] Tsukasa
    I didn't want to take pictures
    of the local sights, though.
[15:00] Tsukasa
    I wanted pictures of my
    life with you, Nasa-kun.
[15:05] Nasa
    Our life?
[15:07] Tsukasa
    I want to take one picture a day,
[15:11] ---
    to leave a little record of where we've been.
[15:14] Nasa
    Every day?
[15:15] Tsukasa
    Yep, every day.
[15:17] Tsukasa
    The whole point is to do it every day.
[15:19] Tsukasa
    Don't worry. I'm going to stick to it.
[15:22] Tsukasa
    People tend to forget something
    in their daily routine...
[15:28] Tsukasa
    That every single day they have with
    the person they love is precious.
[15:34] Tsukasa
    So I want to make a record of
    our time together, bit by bit.
[15:39] Tsukasa
    A secret diary of our married life.
[15:43] Nasa
    Secret...
[15:45] Tsukasa
    Do you not like the sound of it?
[15:48] Nasa
    O-O-O-Of course not!
[15:50] Nasa
    It sounds great to me!
[15:54] Nasa
    A secret between just the two of us?
[15:56] Nasa
    That actually sounds kind of exciting!
[15:58] Nasa
    It's a great idea!
[16:00] Nasa
    And being able to have a detailed
    record of your daily life
[16:03] ---
    is something that only modern
    technology makes viable!
[16:06] Nasa
    I-In that case, can I take a
    picture of you, Tsukasa-chan?
[16:10] Tsukasa
    Huh? Me?
[16:12] Nasa
    Here I go!
[16:21] Tsukasa
    H-How's it look?
[16:23] Nasa
    I-I'm not exactly sure why, but...
[16:26] Nasa
    Something about this camera
    is really exciting!
SIGN    Something awakened in the boy that day.
[16:31] Nasa
    C-C-C-Can I take a few more?
[16:44] Nasa
    This is bad! I can't stop!
[16:51] Tsukasa
    Darling... can I see the camera?
[16:54] Nasa
    Huh?!
[17:01] Tsukasa
    That should do for today.
[17:04] Tsukasa
    Now I'll never forget the
    day my husband decided to
[17:06] ---
    suddenly shoot a bunch of
    pictures of me, his eyes bloodshot.
[17:09] ---
    It'll be the first picture.
[17:11] Nasa
    Th-That's so embarrassing!
[17:17] Nasa
    Pictures you would never want anyone else
    to see will be part of our memories!
[17:28] Nasa
    So this is the bus terminal for night buses...
[17:32] Nasa
    Hey, Tsukasa-chan, come here for a sec!
[17:35] Tsukasa
    Over there?
[17:40] Nasa
    Now look this way!
[17:44] Nasa
    This is crazy! She's so cute,
    no matter what kind of picture I take!
[17:48] Nasa
    I'm gonna need more than
    just a 64GB memory card!
[17:51] Nasa
    So, so crazy!
[17:52] Sign
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SIGN    The crazier thing
    is how he tends
    to get fixated on
    things and then
     go to extremes.
SIGN    Akuma Meeter
SIGN    Kyoto • Osaka • Kobe
SIGN    The Manstar
SIGN    Kyoto • Umeda, Osaka
[17:59] Nasa
    Are you sure you wouldn't
    rather take the Shinkansen?
[18:02] Nasa
    I've got enough money to
    get us into first class.
[18:06] Tsukasa
    It's okay.
[18:07] Tsukasa
    A bus works just fine.
    We'll sleep, and then we'll be there.
[18:11] Tsukasa
    Plus... only 150 years ago, it'd take two weeks
    to make the trip on foot on the Tokaido.
[18:17] Tsukasa
    Being able to make the trip in a single
    night is like a dream come true.
[18:20] Nasa
    Uh, I'm not sure you should be comparing
    totally different periods of history!
[18:26] Nasa
    Huh, so this is what it looks on the inside.
[18:29] Tsukasa
    It's nice and clean.
[18:32] Tsukasa
    What time will we reach Kyoto?
[18:35] Nasa
    Sometime around 6:00 AM tomorrow.
[18:38] Nasa
    There'll be stops at service
    areas every two hours,
[18:42] Nasa
    with one of those stops lasting 50 minutes.
[18:44] Tsukasa
    I see.
[18:46] Nasa
    But if you want to, you can just
    sleep through the stops, too.
[18:49] Tsukasa
    I definitely want to get off.
[18:51] Nasa
    Really?
[18:53] Tsukasa
    I mean, it's a late-night
    stop at a service area!
[18:55] Tsukasa
    How could you not be excited?!
[18:58] Tsukasa
    I might end up ordering a bowl
    of udon for no good reason!
[19:00] Tsukasa
    Or buttered potatoes!
[19:01] Tsukasa
    They might even have
    hamburger vending machines!
[19:04] Nasa
    R-Really?
[19:06] Driver
    The bus will be departing soon.
[19:10] Tsukasa
    It's finally time...
[19:13] Tsukasa
    I'm really looking forward to
    meeting your parents, Nasa-kun.
[19:18] Nasa
    I just hope you won't be disappointed.
[19:22] Tsukasa
    There's no way I could be.
[19:25] Tsukasa
    I'm sure they're nice people.
[19:28] Chitose
    Why didn't they take the Shinkansen?
[19:31] Char
    Maybe they couldn't afford it?
[19:33] Chitose
    Well, it doesn't matter.
    Let's get going after that bus.
[19:37] Char
    Okay!
[19:38] Aur
    Wait, you want to follow
    them all the way to Nara?!
[19:41] Chitose
    That's right.
[19:43] Aur
    Tokiko-san is going to be mad!
[19:45] Chitose
    I don't care!
[19:47] Chitose
    Meeting his parents and
    getting their approval?!
[19:50] Chitose
    Oh, I don't think so!
[19:52] Chitose
    I haven't approved of their marriage at all!
[19:59] Char
    I forget, is Chitose-chan
    her mom or something?
[20:03] Aur
    She's technically not even her sister.
[20:06] Nasa
    I know all I'm doing is sitting,
[20:10] ---
    but this is kind of uncomfortable.
    It's hard to sleep.
[20:13] Nasa
    But we're not supposed to take out our
    smartphones or any sources of light.
[20:16] Nasa
    What should I do?
[20:20] Nasa
    A-Amazing. Even with the
    rock-hard seats and lack of space,
[20:24] ---
    she's already out like a light.
[20:26] Nasa
    And man, she looks as cute asleep as ever!
[20:30] Nasa
    Given the circumstances,
    I kinda wish she'd lean on me.
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[20:39] Nasa
    N-Now I really can't sleep!
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[20:43] Driver
    We will take a 50-minute break here.
[20:48] Tsukasa
    That was quite a nap!
[20:50] Tsukasa
    There's something really convenient about
    being able to travel so far while sleeping.
[20:54] Tsukasa
    Huh?
[20:57] Tsukasa
    A-Are you okay?!
[20:59] Tsukasa
    Darling, did you have trouble sleeping?
[21:02] Nasa
    Uh... well... did the hardness of the
    seat or the incline not bother you?
[21:09] Tsukasa
    Not at all. The air conditioning was on,
     too, so it was really comfortable.
[21:13] Nasa
    I had a vague idea about this before,
[21:16] Nasa
    but my wife is super-duper tough!
[21:19] Nasa
    Her ability to adapt to her
    surroundings is incredible.
[21:22] Nasa
    She honestly was comfortable inside that bus!
[21:25] Nasa
    But I guess it makes sense, when I consider
    how she saved me when we first met.
[21:30] Nasa
    She's got to be stronger than average!
[21:33] Tsukasa
    Do you think we should've taken
    the Shinkansen after all?
[21:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    A bus works just fine.
[21:38] Nasa
    Is she thinking it might be her fault?
[21:41] Nasa
    Oh, no! I can't let her worry
    about something like this!
[21:48] Nasa
    Don't worry!
[21:50] Nasa
    I was actually totally fine, too!
[21:52] Nasa
    Now, let's check out the food court!
[21:55] Nasa
    A service area late at night!
    This sure is exciting!
[22:04] Aur
    Well, they certainly get along.
[22:07] Char
    He is so sweet!
[22:09] Char
    Do you really wanna break
    up such a nice couple?
[22:13] Aur
    Do you have no human empathy?
[22:15] Chitose
    Shut up!
[22:17] Chitose
    It doesn't matter how well they get along!
[22:20] Aur
    Oh, she's getting mad at us now.
[22:21] Char
    She sure is.
[22:23] Chitose
    I said shut up!
[22:25] Chitose
    Listen up! There's a reason the
    phrase "Narita divorce" exists!
[22:30] Chitose
    Honeymoons are extremely
    dangerous to spouses!
[22:33] Chitose
    I'm going to teach them that!
[22:36] [SONG] Sign
    To Be Continued!!
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[23:30] Aur
    Well, they've left for their honeymoon trip.
[23:33] Chitose
    Unbelievable! Who does he think he is,
    getting so lovey-dovey on his honeymoon?!
[23:37] Char
    Wouldn't he be acting lovey-dovey 
    because it's their honeymoon?
[23:40] Chitose
    Shut up!
[23:41] Chitose
    I'm going to teach them just how
    dangerous this trip really is!