E5 - Rings
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SIGN Tachibana
SIGN No. 3
SIGN Everything's
a Bargain!!
[00:08] Tsukasa
Oh, darling!
[00:09] Tsukasa
This is big! We'd better turn on the TV!
[00:15] Tsukasa
Wait... now that I think about it...
[00:17] Tsukasa
Where is the TV?
[00:20] Nasa
I don't have one.
[00:21] Tsukasa
What?! You don't have a TV?!
[00:24] Nasa
N-No...
[00:26] Tsukasa
Even though Space Jawsnado: Maximum Mission
is gonna be on this afternoon?!
[00:31] Nasa
Jaw...? U-Uh, wh-what is that?
[00:33] Tsukasa
It's a movie where sharks fly through
the sky and wage war in space!
[00:38] Nasa
Is it any good?
[00:39] Tsukasa
Yes, it is!
[00:41] Nasa
O-Oh, I see...
[00:43] Nasa
I don't really watch a lot of movies, so...
[00:45] Tsukasa
Argh!
[00:47] Tsukasa
Y-You've at least seen Terminator, right?
[00:51] Nasa
I don't think so...
[00:52] Tsukasa
What about Star Wars?
[00:53] Nasa
I know the name.
[00:55] Nasa
That's where they fight in space, right?
[00:57] Tsukasa
The Human Centipede?
[00:58] Nasa
Oh, Tsukino Mito talked
about that on the internet.
[01:02] Nasa
I haven't seen it, but it sounded funny.
[01:04] Tsukasa
What have you done for your entire life?
[01:07] Nasa
I-Is it that serious?
[01:09] Tsukasa
Darling, listen to me.
[01:10] Tsukasa
I would never get pushy about my
hobby to the point of treating
[01:14] ---
certain movies like they should
be part of compulsory education.
[01:18] Nasa
R-Right...
[01:19] Tsukasa
But, for example, say that a popular series
finally gets a long-awaited sequel!
[01:26] Tsukasa
I want to be able to share
that excitement with you!
[01:28] Tsukasa
The amazement at such a
miraculous, sudden occurrence!
[01:32] Nasa
"Huh, there was a movie like that?"
[01:35] Tsukasa
The thought of that kind of
reaction is just depressing to me!
[01:38] Tsukasa
That big of a gap in excitement
is too much for me to bear!
[01:41] Nasa
I... I think I understand
where you're coming from...
[01:45] Tsukasa
And as sweet as you are,
[01:46] ---
knowing that I feel this way would be enough
to make you want to check out some old movies.
[01:54] Tsukasa
But!
[01:55] Tsukasa
As simple as it might sound,
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden Mobile Galactic Wars II
SIGN Zoku Mobile Galactic Wars
[01:57] ---
you could end up dealing
with a massive series of titles!
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars
[01:59] Tsukasa
Numbered entries like "II" and
"III" need no mention,
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden II Mobile Galactic Wars III
SIGN New Mobile Galactic Wars
[02:03] Tsukasa
but when you include spin-offs and
stories set in the same universe,
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden III Mobile Galactic Wars IV
SIGN New Mobile Galactic Wars II
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden IV
[02:07] Tsukasa
sometimes the title doesn't even indicate
where those entries originated from!
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars
The Black Hole Front
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars Kiwami
SIGN Super Mobile Galactic Wars
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars Alternative
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars: A New Beginning
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars: REBIRTH
SIGN Galax-on!
[02:13] Nasa
O-Okay...
[02:14] Tsukasa
And!
[02:15] Tsukasa
To get the most thorough
enjoyment out of a title,
[02:17] ---
you can't afford to skip checking
out the director's previous works!
[02:21] Tsukasa
You could have someone who made his
debut with a sci-fi horror B-movie...
[02:26] Tsukasa
before getting his big break with
a low-budget sci-fi action flick,
[02:30] Tsukasa
and then going on to make the
biggest movie in the world!
[02:33] Tsukasa
I'm saying that by taking a holistic
approach to viewing a film,
[02:36] ---
including the director's style and history,
[02:38] Tsukasa
you can enjoy a movie more fully!
[02:40] Tsukasa
You can't underestimate how
deep the old movie hole goes!
[02:43] Tsukasa
It's like stepping into a world of boundless
knowledge that stretches out forever!
[02:48] Tsukasa
Do you understand?!
[02:50] Nasa
I-I understand how strongly you feel.
[02:53] Nasa
She normally seems so cool and laid back,
[02:56] ---
but Tsukasa-chan really loves movies.
[03:00] Char
Hey...
[03:02] Char
Are we gonna go after
Tsukasa-chan and her husband?
[03:05] Aur
No. Jawsnado is airing this afternoon.
[03:09] Chitose
That's right. I'm sure Nee-sama
is going to be watching.
[03:11] Chitose
Interrupting her could get you killed.
[03:14] Char
Is a movie with such a sloppy
plot really any good?
[03:17] Chitose
You just don't get it!
[03:17] {simultaneously}Aur
That's part of the appeal!
[03:24] Nasa
There are so many choices...
[03:27] Nasa
Which is better, LCD or OLED?
[03:30] Tsukasa
Why not get the cheaper one?
[03:32] Nasa
Panasonic or Sony... which has better color?
[03:37] Tsukasa
Why not get the cheaper one?
[03:39] Nasa
You don't have any preferences
for the picture or sound quality?
[03:43] Tsukasa
Darling...
[03:44] Tsukasa
A good movie is good no matter
what the picture quality is!
[03:50] Nasa
That sounded kind of profound.
[03:53] Tsukasa
Besides, you're offering to buy a
TV that you don't need for my sake.
[04:00] Tsukasa
That alone makes me really happy.
[04:07] Nasa
This has been a good shopping trip.
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SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
SIGN Men
SIGN Women
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN Rings
[05:42] Nasa
So I told her,
SIGN Men
SIGN Women
[05:44] Nasa
"We'll share with each other,
and support each other..."
[05:46] Nasa
"That's the kind of couple I want us to be."
[05:48] Nasa
Like that!
[05:51] Kaname
And... then your wife laughed her head off
because that comment was so gross, or...
[05:55] Nasa
No, no, she didn't! She was really moved!
[05:58] ---
Quit trying to rewrite my precious moments!
[06:00] Kaname
W-Well, late or not, it's good
that you proposed to her.
[06:05] Nasa
I guess so.
[06:07] Nasa
Although it wasn't really just
a proposal. I kissed her, too.
[06:13] Nasa
I had no idea that lips were so soft.
[06:19] Nasa
Oh, just thinking about
it has me feeling toasty!
[06:23] Kaname
Gross! It seems like Senpai has
achieved new heights of gross!
[06:28] Kaname
But are words alone really enough?
[06:33] Kaname
I'm talking about rings!
[06:36] ---
If you're married, don't you
think you should have rings?
[06:40] Nasa
I'm not sure she would
want something like that...
[06:43] Kaname
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-There it is!
[06:47] Kaname
One of the top three things that husbands
like to pretend are special about their wives!
[06:52] Nasa
T-Top three things?!
[06:54] Kaname
Number one!
[06:56] Kaname
"Well, y'know, I brought up the idea of
going on a trip for our anniversary..."
[06:59] Tsukasa
"I just get nervous at those expensive
hot springs. Let's relax at home!"
[07:03] Kaname
"So she doesn't really like that sort of thing!"
[07:06] Kaname
Number two!
[07:08] Kaname
"Y'know, my wife is such a good cook that
[07:10] ---
whenever I bring up the idea
of going out somewhere nice..."
[07:13] Tsukasa
"I don't really know how to appreciate
fancy food. I'll make something myself!"
[07:16] Kaname
"And then she just whips up something
awesome out of whatever we have!"
[07:19] Kaname
And number three!
[07:21] Kaname
"See, when it comes to name brands
and jewelry and stuff..."
[07:24] Tsukasa
"I don't need anything expensive like that!"
[07:27] Kaname
"She's just not interested!"
[07:30] Kaname
It's like...
[07:31] Kaname
Don't be so stupid!
[07:34] Kaname
When are you guys gonna realize
that's just your wives being nice?!
[07:42] Kaname
That's what I mean.
[07:46] Tsukasa
I didn't think he'd be the type
to go in for a kiss like that.
[07:59] CM
It's the symbol of our love.
[08:02] CM
It's such a lovely diamond ring.
[08:05] News
Our next story...
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store franchises have—
[08:10] Nasa
I guess it's true that most girls wouldn't
come out and ask for an expensive ring.
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This
is
his
personal
opinion.
[08:16] Nasa
But how much does a diamond
ring cost, anyway?
[08:20] Nasa
There's that old saying about them
costing three months' salary...
[08:24] Tsukasa
Sorry for the wait.
[08:26] Nasa
Tsukasa...chan...
[08:31] Nasa
I never caught her fresh
out of the bath before!
[08:39] Tsukasa
W-Well, let's head home.
[08:42] Nasa
Yeah.
[08:45] Nasa
Oh, I'm going to be heading
to work this afternoon.
[08:50] Tsukasa
You are?
[08:51] Nasa
I took the day off yesterday
without much warning...
[08:54] ---
so I should really go in today.
[08:56] Nasa
I'll be back by nine tonight.
[09:01] Tsukasa
Nine, huh?
[09:06] Tsukasa
Hey, darling, is that a park?
[09:10] Nasa
Oh, yeah.
[09:12] Tsukasa
You want to stop by, then?
[09:17] Tsukasa
What a pretty park.
[09:19] Nasa
And it's so quiet, with no one around.
[09:24] Tsukasa
Why don't you have a seat, darling?
[09:27] Nasa
I think I will, then.
[09:41] Nasa
Wait, what is this?
Am I supposed to do something?
[09:45] Nasa
We're sitting together in a quiet park,
silently looking out at a lake. What is this?
[09:58] Nasa
Could it be she's lonely because
I won't be back until tonight?
[10:03] Nasa
S-S-So cute!
[10:06] Nasa
If that's true, my wife
is so unbelievably cute!
[10:35] Char
They're smooching.
[10:36] Aur
Yes, they are.
[10:38] Char
Should we report this to Chitose-chan?
[10:41] Aur
I wouldn't! She'd get so mad,
the house might catch fire! Don't do it!
[10:48] Tsukasa
H-Honestly! It's the middle of the
day and we're outdoors, you know!
[10:52] Nasa
S-S-Sorry!
[10:54] Nasa
But... I just... thought you looked lonely.
[10:58] Tsukasa
I-It would've been embarrassing
if someone saw us!
[11:01] Aur
Someone did see you.
[11:03] Char
Yeah, you were seen.
[11:05] Tsukasa
And darling, I'm surprised by
how aggressive you can be.
[11:09] Nasa
I-I'm not usually!
[11:12] Nasa
I-It's just... when it's you... I feel that way...
[11:18] Tsukasa
Perv.
[11:19] Nasa
It's not like that! You're just
too cute, Tsukasa-chan!
[11:24] Tsukasa
Stop it, dummy! You're not supposed
to shout things like that!
[11:27] Nasa
But you're just so cute!
[11:28] Char
What exactly are we looking at?
[11:31] Aur
How should I know?
[11:35] Nasa
I'm going now.
[11:37] Tsukasa
Okay. Have a safe trip.
[11:41] Tsukasa
What's wrong?
[11:43] Nasa
Well... it's just...
[11:45] Nasa
You won't be gone when I get back, right?
[11:53] Tsukasa
If you're worried about it,
[11:55] Tsukasa
hurry back as soon as you can.
[12:00] Nasa
Okay! I'm going!
[12:02] Tsukasa
Have a safe trip.
[12:15] Nasa
I have to say, she was so cute at the park...
[12:20] Nasa
She felt lonely because I was going to work.
[12:23] ---
That's cute enough to kill me.
[12:27] Nasa
I feel kind of bad about leaving her, though.
[12:31] Nasa
Not to mention I miss her myself.
[12:35] Nasa
If only there was some way to ease
that loneliness, even when we're apart...
[12:43] Nasa
Maybe that's what the ring is for?
[12:45] Nasa
Something to remind me of
you when you're not here.
[12:48] Nasa
Something to show you that I'm with you.
[12:51] Nasa
That must be it!
[12:53] Nasa
That's what rings are for!
[12:56] Nasa
Rings that are like our
eternal love given form!
[13:02] Nasa
I was sure that a miracle would happen.
[13:05] Nasa
That I'd be able to meet you again
after we were separated on that day.
[13:11] Nasa
So I took a bunch of service and delivery jobs.
[13:14] Nasa
Searching for you among all those people...
[13:20] Nasa
But I never found you,
and the lonely nights continued.
[13:27] Nasa
I was so sad for so long.
[13:33] Nasa
But now...
[13:41] Nasa
Something smells good. Is she cooking fish?
[13:45] Nasa
I'm home.
[13:46] Tsukasa
Welcome home. I hope you
had a good day at work.
[13:54] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan...
[13:55] Nasa
Do you want an engagement ring?
[14:00] Tsukasa
An engagement ring?
[14:02] Nasa
Yeah! As the symbol of our love!
[14:04] Nasa
A diamond shining on your ring finger!
[14:08] Nasa
Our relationship shining
with our eternal love!
[14:12] Nasa
It's so dreamy!
[14:14] Tsukasa
My husband is suddenly
acting very romantic.
[14:18] Tsukasa
I'm not sure I need one, though.
[14:21] Tsukasa
We're already married, so getting
an engagement ring would be weird.
[14:25] Nasa
B-But what about having a diamond ring on
both our fingers to represent our love?
[14:32] Tsukasa
Both our fingers?
[14:33] [SONG] Sign
Wedding Rings
[14:34] Tsukasa
Darling, are you talking about wedding rings?
SIGN Engagement Rings
[14:39] Nasa
Are wedding rings and
engagement rings different?
[14:43] Tsukasa
An engagement ring is the gift that's given
to the wife-to-be during the proposal.
[14:48] ---
That's the one that's supposed
to cost three months' salary.
[14:52] Tsukasa
They tend to have big diamonds
and look really gorgeous.
[14:56] Tsukasa
That's an engagement ring.
[14:59] Tsukasa
The man gives it to the woman,
so there's only one.
[15:03] Tsukasa
And since they tend to look flashy,
[15:08] ---
you usually only wear them at
parties or formal occasions.
[15:13] Tsukasa
Now, what you were talking
about is wedding rings.
[15:16] Tsukasa
Both husband and wife have one,
and they wear them on their ring fingers.
[15:20] Tsukasa
The designs tend to differ
for men and women,
[15:23] ---
but you're meant to wear them all day,
[15:26] Tsukasa
so simpler ones are usually preferred.
[15:29] Nasa
I-I see.
[15:31] Nasa
That means we need three rings total, between
the engagement ring and wedding rings...
[15:36] Tsukasa
No, no.
[15:38] Tsukasa
Getting an engagement ring would
be kind of weird after a proposal,
[15:43] ---
much less being married already.
[15:45] Tsukasa
And we don't really need wedding rings,
either. It'd be a waste of money.
[15:50] Nasa
B-B-B-B-B-B-But why?
[15:52] Nasa
Don't you want a symbol of
our everlasting love?
[15:56] Tsukasa
W-Well, the idea is definitely romantic.
[16:00] Tsukasa
But like I said before,
diamonds are expensive,
[16:03] ---
and it'd be a waste of money.
I already appreciate the sentiment.
[16:06] Nasa
B-But it's the symbol of our love...
[16:10] Nasa
Wouldn't it be best to have
diamond wedding rings
[16:12] ---
as the best possible embodiment of our love?
[16:15] Tsukasa
Y-You really want this that badly?
[16:19] Tsukasa
He's not going to give up without a struggle.
[16:23] Tsukasa
And I'm pretty sure my darling
doesn't realize what a diamond costs.
[16:31] Tsukasa
In that case, let's go to
Omotesando tomorrow.
[16:36] Nasa
Omotesando?
[16:38] Tsukasa
Yeah. The Honey Winston store in Omotesando!
[16:53] Nasa
I-Is this one-carat diamond
ring part of a pair?
[16:58] Clerk
No, that's the price for a single ring.
[17:02] Clerk
One-carat prices tend to
start at 3.4 million yen.
[17:07] Clerk
We have higher-grade pieces available.
[17:10] ---
Should I bring them out?
[17:12] Nasa
Uh, no! I think...
[17:14] Nasa
T-To be honest...
[17:16] Nasa
These would be expensive even
if you knocked two digits off!
[17:21] Nasa
Wh-Why are the diamonds here so expensive?
[17:25] Clerk
Sir, that is because we at Honey Winston deal
in the highest-quality diamonds on Earth!
[17:33] Clerk
Certainly, a lower-quality diamond
would be fine for a casual accessory...
[17:38] Clerk
But engagement rings and wedding rings are
irreplaceable, once-in-a-lifetime diamonds!
[17:44] Clerk
Can you imagine thinking this
every time you looked at yours?
[17:49] Clerk
"I bet there are much
nicer diamonds out there!"
[17:53] Clerk
But at Honey Winston,
that will not be a concern!
[17:57] Clerk
Because no company in the world deals
with higher-quality diamonds than us!
[18:04] Nasa
I-I see...
[18:05] Nasa
True, it is a once-in-a-lifetime buy,
and I'd hate to regret it.
[18:09] Nasa
And they're expensive...
[18:11] Nasa
Expensive, but not totally out of reach!
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[18:14] Nasa
Plus...
[18:19] Nasa
Uh, th-th-then... I-I'll take—
[18:22] Tsukasa
Let's give you a second
to calm down, darling!
[18:26] Clerk
Thank you for dropping by.
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[18:32] Tsukasa
Darling, calm down for a second.
[18:34] Tsukasa
I thought seeing the prices
would get you to back down,
[18:37] Tsukasa
not charge in head-first.
[18:38] Nasa
But a diamond is
once-in-lifetime purchase!
[18:41] ---
And Honey Winston's are
the best in the world...
[18:44] Tsukasa
If you plan on buying an engagement ring and
a pair of wedding rings, that'd be three!
[18:48] Tsukasa
I don't know how much money you have,
[18:49] ---
but do you really want to
spend that much on rings?
[18:52] Nasa
But... the symbol of our love...
[18:54] Tsukasa
He's really set on this, huh?
[18:57] Tsukasa
Then let's go to Okachimachi
this time! Come on.
[19:01] Nasa
Okachimachi?
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[19:05] Nasa
The one-carat diamond that was
3,600,000 yen before is 298,000 here?!
[19:10] Clerk
Now, that's not the nicest quality,
[19:12] ---
so I'm betting you can tell it's
less impressive than others.
[19:16] Nasa
N-Now that you mention it...
[19:17] Clerk
But get a load of this one!
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[19:19] Nasa
Oh, wow!
[19:20] Nasa
This one is so shiny,
and it's only 680,000 yen!
[19:23] Nasa
What's with this town, Tsukasa-chan?
Everything is super cheap!
[19:26] Tsukasa
Simmer down there, darling.
[19:30] Tsukasa
680,000 yen isn't actually cheap.
[19:33] Nasa
Huh?!
[19:36] Nasa
I mean, it was cheaper than Honey Winston,
[19:39] ---
but even I could tell the 300,000 yen
one-carat diamond was duller...
[19:44] Nasa
But if you go for higher quality,
the price jumps to 500,000 or 600,000!
[19:48] Tsukasa
Do you get it now?
Diamonds are too expensive.
[19:51] Tsukasa
You should use that money on something
more practical than some tiny rocks.
[19:56] Nasa
But if you had a ring...
[19:59] Nasa
I thought you'd be less lonely.
[20:03] Tsukasa
Less lonely?
[20:06] Nasa
Well, I thought that with a ring,
even if we were separated,
[20:11] ---
we'd have something to
remind us of each other...
[20:14] Nasa
So that we'd be less lonely
when we were apart.
[20:18] Tsukasa
Oh, I see.
[20:20] Tsukasa
He wanted it for my sake.
[20:34] Tsukasa
Thank you.
[20:37] Tsukasa
I love you.
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[20:40] Clerk
These are the lowest-priced
diamond rings we have!
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[20:44] Clerk
It's 32,000 yen for the pair!
[20:50] Nasa
We ended up getting the
cheapest pair of rings.
[20:53] Nasa
Are you sure these are the
wedding rings you want?
[20:56] Tsukasa
Of course!
[20:58] Tsukasa
I mean, I'll remember today
whenever I look at this ring.
[21:04] Tsukasa
I'll remember how Honey Winston had you beat,
[21:08] Tsukasa
and how we ended up getting the
cheapest diamonds in Okachimachi.
[21:14] Tsukasa
And...
[21:15] Tsukasa
I'll remember how kind you are,
[21:18] ---
and how much you care about me,
every time I look at it.
[21:24] Tsukasa
I'm sure that'll give it a
shine that will never fade.
[21:28] Tsukasa
I know I won't ever forget
[21:30] Tsukasa
the fact that you loved me.
[21:36] Tsukasa
That'll stay with me.
[21:40] Tsukasa
Plus, 32,000 yen isn't cheap, either.
[21:45] Nasa
You've got a point.
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[23:30] Tsukasa
You only need a witness to turn
in a wedding registration,
[23:32] ---
but you need a guarantor
when you're renting a place.
[23:35] Nasa
We're not going to be able to get
just any random person this time.
[23:38] Tsukasa
We might end up indebted to the emperor of
something-or-other if we're not careful.
[23:41] Nasa
Does that mean...
[23:41] ---
we're finally going to have
to jump that hurdle?!