E2 - On the Subject of Happiness Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Hot-Blooded Teacher     Can you guys solve this formula?! [00:04] Hot-Blooded Teacher     You'll never make it into     Harvard if you can't! [00:05] Nasa     That's not the right equation. [00:07] Nasa     I think it was copied from a model problem,      but they left out a line. [00:12] Tsukasa     I'm impressed you even noticed. [00:15] Tsukasa     I bet you gave your teachers a     hard time in school, didn't you? [00:19] Nasa     Aw, come on. I did not. [00:26] Nasa     Wait, now that I think about it... [00:29] Nasa     Maybe I did? [00:30] Tsukasa     I knew it. SIGN    TONIKAWA SIGN    TONIKAWA SIGN    Episode 2 On the Subject of Happiness SIGN    1st SIGN    2nd SIGN    3rd SIGN    4th SIGN    5th [02:05] Naoko     Looks like my class's average in the     mock exams has dropped again... [02:09] Naoko     Actually, no. [02:11] Naoko     These are typical grades for this school. [02:16] Naoko     But the student who was single-handedly     raising the curve a lot has gone... [02:20] Teacher A     Yanagi-sensei? [02:21] Teacher A     About the report for the PTA     that I asked you to do... [02:24] Naoko     Oh, uh... [02:26] Naoko     Sorry! I'll have it finished today! [02:29] Naoko     Being a teacher means having no breaks. [02:33] Naoko     Your daily classes, your lesson plans, [02:35] Naoko     overseeing club activities,     excursions, the PTA... [02:38] Naoko     And if a student causes a problem,     you need to be available 24/7 to respond. [02:42] Naoko     It's not even a high-paying job, either. [02:46] Naoko     But I'm still working hard today for my— [02:48] Taniguchi     Yanagi-sensei? [02:51] Taniguchi     Would you like to go to an     amusement park with me? [02:54] Naoko     Huh? [02:55] Taniguchi     I mean, I just happened     to get two tickets, so... [02:59] Taniguchi     If you don't mind, I'd— [03:00] Naoko     What are you talking about, Taniguchi-sensei? [03:03] Naoko     I don't have the time! [03:05] Taniguchi     B-But don't you think it's important     to relax now and then? [03:08] Naoko     Don't be ridiculous. Of course not. [03:14] Naoko     Unbelievable. How can he think about that     sort of thing when he's a teacher, too? [03:23] Nasa     Huh? Yanagi-sensei? [03:25] Nasa     It is you! [03:28] Naoko     Oh! Yuzaki-kun! [03:30] Nasa     Yep! It's been a while. [03:33] Naoko     It really has! Have you been doing well? [03:35] Nasa     Yes, thank you for asking. [03:37] Naoko     I heard you had a pretty rough time. [03:40] Naoko     You were hospitalized and ended     up not going to high school. [03:43] Nasa     Well, it's definitely been a busy time... [03:45] Naoko     Busy? [03:50] Naoko     Yuzaki-kun, there's, uh, something     on your left ring finger. [03:53] Nasa     Oh, the ring? [03:55] Nasa     Yeah, I actually got married. [03:59] Nasa     Married... Married... Married... Married... [04:03] Naoko     D-Don't tell me, Yuzaki-kun... [04:05] Naoko     You became a delinquent after being unable     to enroll and got snared by a bad girl?! [04:09] Nasa     And let me tell you— [04:10] Naoko     Yuzaki-kun! [04:12] Naoko     It's time for a house call! [04:14] Nasa     Huh? But I already gradu— [04:15] Naoko     It's a background check! [04:17] Naoko     Take me to your house right now! [04:21] Tsukasa     Who might she be, darling? [04:24] Nasa     Er, well... [04:26] Nasa     I think I mentioned her before... [04:28] Naoko     So this is Yuzaki-kun's wife? [04:33] Naoko     Man, what the heck? She's really cute! [04:36] Nasa     Huh? [04:37] Naoko     You married someone this gorgeous? [04:39] Nasa     Y-Yeah... [04:42] Nasa     This is my homeroom teacher     from middle school. [04:45] Naoko     My name is Yanagi Naoko. [04:47] Tsukasa     Oh, you're a teacher. [04:52] Tsukasa     I apologize for not saying     this earlier, Yanagi-sensei. [04:55] Tsukasa     I'm Nasa's wife, Yuzaki Tsukasa. [04:57] Naoko     Oh, right! It's a pleasure to meet you. SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget [05:03] Nasa     Her introducing herself as my     wife has got me flustered. [05:06] Naoko     She seems really nice!     Nothing like I imagined. [05:10] Nasa     Wait, what did you imagine?! [05:13] Naoko     Hang on, I can't let my guard down yet. [05:15] Naoko     She might have some kind of horrible secret. [05:23] Tsukasa     Would you like to join us for dinner? [05:26] Naoko     N-No, I couldn't! [05:27] Naoko     Barging into a former student's house,      and then being treated— [05:31] Naoko     Delicious! [05:33] Naoko     What is this? Do you eat delicious     meals like this every day, Yuzaki-kun? [05:38] Nasa     Well, yes. [05:40] Tsukasa     Please, help yourself. [05:41] Naoko     Really?! [05:44] Naoko     I can't remember the last     time I had a meal this good! [05:47] Naoko     It's been nothing but convenience store     food and instant noodles lately... [05:53] Naoko     H-Hang on, Naoko! Don't let     her suck you in so easily! [05:57] Naoko     Even if she's a great chef, [05:59] Naoko     for someone to get married so young...     There has to be some issue! [06:03] Nasa     This burdock root is fantastic! [06:05] Tsukasa     Right? I thought you might like it. [06:09] Nasa     Yeah! Everything you make     is so good, Tsukasa-chan! [06:13] Tsukasa     Isn't it, though? [06:15] Nasa     Look at you, master chef! [06:22] Naoko     I get it now... [06:24] Naoko     You can taste the depths of her love. [06:31] Naoko     Yuzaki-kun, what are you     going to do in the future? [06:33] Nasa     Huh? [06:34] Naoko     I mean, think about it. [06:35] Naoko     Most married people get a corporate job, [06:38] Naoko     or get a high school     certification and go to college. [06:41] Nasa     I'm honestly not thinking     about it too much right now. [06:46] Nasa     It's true that I could     probably get into college, [06:49] Nasa     and if I take on more work,     I'd probably make more money... [06:52] Nasa     But right now my priority is spending as     much time as possible with Tsukasa-chan. [06:57] Naoko     Don't you get anxious     thinking about your future? [07:01] Nasa     Well, you can never predict the future. [07:03] Nasa     Which is why I think it's     important to enjoy the present. [07:08] Nasa     I'm sure my future self     will figure something out. [07:13] Nasa     Tsukasa-chan, let me help you. [07:14] Tsukasa     Thank you, darling. [07:18] Naoko     Enjoy the present... [07:21] Naoko     Thank you for the meal. [07:23] Naoko     I'll see you around, Yuzaki-kun. [07:25] Nasa     Sure. Thanks for coming by today. [07:28] Tsukasa     Have a safe walk home, Sensei. [07:30] Naoko     Right. Thanks again! [07:38] Naoko     I see... [07:39] Naoko     Life is supposed to be about being happy. [07:45] Naoko     Every day spent just running     around being anxious [07:49] Naoko     is another day of that life gone forever. SIGN    Taniguchi-sensei [08:03] Naoko     Hello? This is Yanagi. I was wondering... [08:07] Naoko     Did you still want to go     to that amusement park? [08:11] Naoko     Thank goodness. [08:13] Naoko     Then let's go together. [08:16] Naoko     Work? It'll be okay. [08:18] Naoko     My future self will figure something out. [08:23] Sign     Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse [08:23] Sign     Women [08:23] Sign     Men [08:23] Kaname     You're really looking the part of     a bathhouse clerk lately, Tsukassan. [08:28] Tsukasa     You think so? As long as     I'm being helpful, I'm glad. [08:33] Tsukasa     Welcome to... [08:34] Tsukasa     the... bathhouse? [08:38] Kaname     Okay, he looks scary. [08:40] Tsukasa     Y-Yeah, I guess. [08:45] Ginga     There a Yuzaki who lives here? [08:49] Tsukasa     That'd be me. [08:51] Tsukasa     What do you want? [08:53] Ginga     I'm looking for a dude called     Yuzaki Nasa, not you. [08:58] Ginga     He's here, right? [09:00] Ginga     Real smart guy. You write his name like     "starry sky," but say it like "Nasa." [09:04] Kaname     What does the yakuza want with Senpai?! [09:06] Tsukasa     Too bad. [09:09] Kaname     Wha?! [09:10] Tsukasa     I've got nothing to tell some     punk kid who's got no manners. [09:14] Tsukasa     This is a bathhouse. If you're     not going in, then leave. [09:17] Ginga     Say what?! [09:18] Kaname     Wh-Wh-Whoa there, Tsukassan! [09:21] Kaname     Aren't you scared? He might be     one of those ya-youknowwhats! [09:25] Tsukasa     What if he is? [09:27] Tsukasa     I have no reason to fear this twerp. [09:31] Kaname     Tsukassan's one of those people who     never backs down from stuff like this! [09:35] Tsukasa     So what's it gonna be? Either take a     bath or get out. Make up your mind. [09:38] Ginga     Y-You little... [09:41] Ginga     How much does it cost, then, punk?! [09:43] Tsukasa     It's 500 yen to enter! [09:44] Tsukasa     Another 1,000 if you wanna use the sauna! [09:46] Tsukasa     You can get a towel set for 1,300! [09:48] Tsukasa     And students get a     100-yen discount, you punk! [09:50] Ginga     Gimme the towel set, then.     For one high school student, please! [09:52] Tsukasa     Thank you very much! You can get your     ticket at the machine over there! SIGN    Bathhouse Ticket SIGN    Bathhouse Ticket [09:58] Ginga     Who the hell are you supposed to be? [10:01] Tsuksa     I should be asking you that. [10:03] Tsuksa     If you mean any harm to my husband,     you're gonna suffer for it. [10:08] Nasa     Oh! [10:09] Nasa     It's Ginga-kun! Good to see you again. [10:13] Ginga     Big Bro Nasa! [10:15] Ginga     It's been a while, sir. [10:17] Kaname     G-Ginga-kun? [10:21] Kaname     Senpai, is this guy a relative of yours? [10:25] Nasa     Yep. This is Ginga-kun, my cousin. [10:27] Nasa     How'd you guess? SIGN    Nasa SIGN    (Starry Sky) SIGN    Ginga SIGN    (Galaxy) [10:30] Kaname     The name helped, I'd say. [10:33] Tsukasa     He's your cousin, darling? [10:36] Nasa     Yep! Onimaru Ginga-kun. [10:38] Nasa     He's 17 years old and in high school. [10:40] Ginga     Bro, I gotta ask, who's this lady? [10:44] Nasa     Oh, I didn't introduce you yet! [10:47] Nasa     See, I got married. [10:49] Nasa     This is my wife, Tsukasa-chan. [10:51] Ginga     Y-Your wife?! [10:54] Nasa     Yep. [10:55] Ginga     Bro... When did you climb the     stairway to adulthood? [10:59] Nasa     Whoa! Ginga-kun?! [11:01] Nasa     Ginga-kun! [11:04] Ginga     I'm so sorry! [11:06] Ginga     I had no idea my bro was     married, and I acted real rude! [11:10] Nasa     I'm sorry, too. I really     should've told you already. [11:14] Tsukasa     Darling, he's not in the yakuza, is he? [11:17] Nasa     Aw, come on! Ginga-kun's a     normal high school student. [11:22] Nasa     He does a lot of extracurricular activities.     He's even the student council president. [11:27] Ginga     Yes, sir. I'm running my own crew. [11:30] Kaname     You're sure he's a high school student? [11:33] Ginga     Big Bro Nasa here's had my     back since I was a runt. [11:38] Ginga     I've basically been chasing     him my whole life. [11:42] Ginga     The other day, we had a     beef with another squad, [11:44] Ginga     and he gave me some advice     on how to squash it. [11:48] Nasa     Oh, when I helped you win your athletic meet SIGN    Athletic Meet [11:50] Nasa     by teaching you about     Clausewitz's theory of war? [11:52] Tsukasa     So when he says "another squad,"      he means a different school? [11:55] Ginga     He gave me some advice on     how to survive a raid, too. [11:59] Nasa     Right, that was how to handle pop quizzes. [12:03] Kaname     So, "surviving" in academic terms? [12:05] Ginga     Bro's advice has got our earnings up, too, [12:10] Ginga     which has made the boss happy. [12:12] Kaname     The... boss? [12:13] Tsukasa     Maybe he means the principal? [12:16] Ginga     But before I get down to it... [12:18] Ginga     I gotta ask you something, Bro. [12:22] Nasa     What's that? [12:24] Ginga     I know it ain't exactly cool to ask, but... [12:28] Ginga     Wh-Why'd you get married? [12:32] Nasa     Why? Well, [12:36] Nasa     because I love her, I'd say. [12:37] Tsukasa     Seriously, don't say that stuff     in front of other people! [12:41] Ginga     In that case... [12:42] Ginga     C-Can you, like, kiss her? [12:47] Ginga     How am I supposed to buy that     it's true love otherwise?! [12:50] Ginga     If it's for real, you could kiss     her in front of me, right?! [12:54] Tsukasa     What the heck are you talking about, man?! [12:56] Ginga     It's a big deal! [12:59] Ginga     If you're his wife,     you're practically a sister to me! [13:02] Ginga     That means I'm ready to put     my life on the line for you! [13:05] Ginga     And I ain't gonna do that     unless this is the real deal! [13:08] Kaname     Gin-san's right! [13:09] Kaname     How am I supposed to believe your love's for     real when I never hear any moaning at night?! [13:14] Kaname     So you may kiss the bride! [13:15] Tsukasa     Are you two stupid or something?! [13:17] Tsukasa     Darling, say something! [13:20] Nasa     I don't mind. [13:22] Nasa     I have absolutely no doubts about     my love for you, Tsukasa-chan. [13:26] Nasa     So I don't mind letting them see us kiss. [13:28] Tsukasa     Well, maybe you should?! [13:31] Nasa     But if you're too embarrassed... [13:34] Nasa     Then I want to respect that. [13:42] Tsukasa     F-Fine... then. [13:52] Ginga     I-I get it already! [13:55] Ginga     I can tell you two really love each other. [13:59] Ginga     So that's enough. [14:01] Nasa     Huh? Really? [14:03] Ginga     Yeah. It's plenty. [14:06] Ginga     Besides, I don't really wanna     see something so... scandalous. [14:12] Tsukasa     It was your idea in the first place! [14:14] Kaname     Why'd you stop it at the good part?!      You weenie yakuza! [14:18] Ginga     Sis, please! Calm down! I'm begging you! [14:23] Nasa     So what actually brought     you by today, Ginga-kun? [14:26] Ginga     I actually need your     brains for something, Bro. [14:31] Tsukasa     This had better not involve bank fraud. [14:34] Nasa     Come on. [14:35] Ginga     First, I've got something you need to see. [14:38] Ginga     Hey! SIGN    ° They're all high school students [14:40] Student A     All right, boys! Handle it carefully,      or you're dead! [14:43] Students B&C     Yes, sir! [14:46] Students B&C     Pardon us! [14:48] Ginga     This is what I need your     help with, Big Bro Nasa. [14:55] Tsukasa     Isn't that... [14:57] Kaname     It's one of those things used     for carrying another thing. [15:02] Kaname     It really is a cat! You took in a cat?! [15:05] Ginga     Yeah. One of my boys found him collapsed     this morning. Seems to have lost his mom. [15:11] Tsukasa     Wait, why'd you bring him here?! [15:13] Ginga     Well, it's kinda our fault, but... [15:18] Ginga     At first we figured we could just     feed it, then drop it back off, [15:22] Ginga     but it seems like if you abandon     a cat after taking it in, [15:25] Ginga     you're in violation of animal welfare laws. SIGN    ° In certain cases, yes [15:29] Ginga     It ain't like we can turn to the cops, [15:33] Ginga     so we been looking for an owner,     trying to find out if he's lost. [15:36] Ginga     The whole crew's been freaking     out since we picked him up. [15:40] Tsukasa     Well, you're a real     precious bunch, aren't you?! [15:42] Ginga     Which is why I figured     I should turn to you, Bro. [15:47] Ginga     I remembered you took real good     care of a cat back in the day. [15:52] Tsukasa     Is that right? [15:53] Nasa     Yeah. [15:54] Nasa     But I have to say, Ginga-kun... [15:57] Nasa     You took that kitten in, and then came here? [16:01] Nasa     The first stop you should've     made was the vet. [16:04] Ginga     Yes, sir! [16:04] Ginga     All right, people, bring the car around! [16:07] Students     Yes, sir! [16:11] Vet     Oh, you took in a kitten? SIGN    Dadakri Animal Hospital SIGN    Tokyo Veterinary Center [16:14] Nasa     Yes. We'd like to check     for viruses and parasites, [16:16] Nasa     get flea and tick treatment,     and have him groomed after the checkup. [16:22] Nasa     And if they're available,     the FVRCP immunizations! [16:26] Vet     Oh, sure thing. You know your stuff. [16:28] Vet     We'll be holding on to him     for about two hours, then. [16:31] Vet     So, what's his name? [16:34] Nasa     Uh, I wouldn't really know... [16:37] Tsukasa     We haven't even seen him yet. [16:39] Vet     I'll let him out for a bit, then. [16:50] Tsukasa     That is weirdly menacing. [16:53] Vet     Well, he's certainly lively! [16:56] Nasa     Uh, he's really gnawing on you there! [16:58] Vet     It's quite all right.     So, what should I call him? [17:02] Nasa     Wh-What do you think? [17:04] Tsukasa     Let's see... [17:08] Tsukasa     His back is brown      with a white square on it... [17:11] Tsukasa     Let's go with Toast. [17:13] Nasa     Huh? T-Toast? [17:15] Tsukasa     Yeah! It's cute, right? [17:21] Nasa     Well, at least his name     should be cute, I guess. [17:26] Tsukasa     So what are we going to do with him? [17:28] Nasa     Well, even if we look for     someone to adopt him, [17:31] Nasa     we'll have to look after him     for the time being, at least. [17:34] Nasa     I'd feel uneasy about letting     Ginga-kun and his friends handle it... [17:37] Nasa     And a proper checkup means holding on     to him for at least two or three months. [17:42] Tsukasa     If we can't find anyone to     adopt Toast, should we do it? [17:52] Nasa     To be honest, I'm not feeling     too confident about that. [17:56] Tsukasa     I hear you. [17:57] Ginga     Bro! How's the kid doing?! [18:01] Nasa     Oh, he seems good. [18:03] Ginga     That's a big relief. Hate to      see a sick kid, y'know? [18:08] Nasa     We'll look after him for the time being,      so we're about to go shopping. [18:12] Ginga     For real?! That's a huge relief! [18:15] Ginga     In that case, we can grab the stuff for you. [18:17] Ginga     My boys can get all the white powder      and pieces you might need. SIGN    White Powder SIGN    Powdered Milk SIGN    Pieces SIGN    Toys [18:22] Nasa     Let's word things differently, okay? [18:24] Ginga     Lemme just have them go and grab it. [18:27] Nasa     It's not that simple, Ginga-kun. [18:30] Nasa     You need to make sure the kitty     litter is safe to ingest. SIGN    Synthetic Base [18:33] Nasa     And watch out for stuff     with a synthetic base. SIGN    Synthetic Base [18:36] Nasa     Even the natural stuff can have     antimicrobials, deodorizers, SIGN    Antimicrobials SIGN    Deodorizers SIGN    Synthetically-Produced Mixtures [18:39] Nasa     and other synthetic stuff     mixed in, which is a no-go. SIGN    Antimicrobials SIGN    Deodorizers SIGN    Synthetically-Produced Mixtures [18:42] Nasa     For food, make sure it's a kind     that's safe for people to eat. [18:46] Nasa     Nothing labeled "oatmeal" that's     made out of mystery ingredients. [18:49] Nasa     And a lot of the cheaper stuff uses     grains that are hard for cats to digest, [18:53] Nasa     so let's avoid those and— [18:53] Ginga     Slow down a sec! [18:55] Nasa     Anyway, making sure a pet stays healthy [18:57] Nasa     requires a fair amount of knowledge, effort,     and resources. Good luck with the search. [19:03] Ginga     Got it! [19:05] Tsukasa     You know a lot about cats, darling. [19:08] Nasa     Well, people can manage their own health, [19:11] Nasa     but pets don't have that option. [19:14] Nasa     Their health is their owner's responsibility,      and it's a serious one. [19:19] Tsukasa     Any pet you take care     of is bound to be happy. [19:23] Nasa     Y-You think so? [19:25] Vet     Sorry about the wait. SIGN    Dadakri Animal Hospital SIGN    Tokyo Veterinary Center [19:27] Vet     There didn't seem to be any problems. [19:31] Nasa     That's a relief. Was he a handful? [19:34] Vet     Nope, he settled down a lot     after having some food. [19:37] Tsukasa     Good for you, Toast. [19:40] Tsukasa     Seems like you're healthy! [19:42] Tsukasa     Aw, stop that. [19:44] Nasa     I realized that when you add cute     to cute, the result is double cute. [19:50] Nasa     Okay, let's head home. [19:51] Nasa     You're part of the family now, Toast. [19:56] Nasa     Why?! [20:13] Nasa     What's wrong? [20:18] Nasa     Is he asking to be fed? [20:22] Nasa     Ugh, it's still the middle of the night. [20:24] Nasa     Is it just me... [20:27] Nasa     or have I been marked as the     one it's okay to wake up? [20:36] Nasa     Wow, he's really scarfing it down. [20:43] Nasa     Oh, and now that he's got a full stomach,     he's lost interest in me. [20:54] Nasa     Huh? Is it me, or is this a huge     difference in treatment? [20:59] Tsukasa     That must've been rough, waking     up in the middle of the night. [21:01] Tsukasa     But I think that means     he trusts you, darling. [21:05] Nasa     Is that it? [21:07] Tsukasa     Of course. [21:08] Tsukasa     He's just like me in that sense, [21:09] Tsukasa     which is why he'll turn to you     for attention from time to time. [21:14] Nasa     Tsukasa-chan, you want attention from me? [21:17] Tsukasa     Of course. [21:21] Tsukasa     You think I'd sleep so defenselessly     around someone I didn't trust? [21:29] Tsukasa     But I have to say... [21:31] Tsukasa     Cats are really cute. [21:33] Nasa     Y-Yeah... [21:36] Nasa     But you are, too, Tsukasa-chan. [21:42] Tsukasa     Then... between me and Toast, who's cuter? [21:46] Nasa     Well, uh... [21:50] Tsukasa     Well what? [21:58] Nasa     How long have you been there, Kaname-chan?! [22:01] Kaname     Since around the time you were     getting into the newlywed routine. [22:03] Tsukasa     I-It's not what you think it is! [22:10] Nasa     Tsukasa-chan, look! Toast is eating. [22:14] Tsukasa     Hey, you're right. He's so cute. [22:19] Nasa     H-He really is... [22:21] Tsukasa     That's right. [22:23] Nasa     Since she just got out of the bath, [22:25] Nasa     she smells really amazing up close. [22:31] Tsukasa     Darling? [22:34] Tsukasa     Oh, is that why you called me over? [22:36] Nasa     N-No, I mean... [22:38] Nasa     You said you wanted attention     from me this afternoon, so... [22:43] Nasa     I was wondering how... [22:45] Nasa     exactly... you wanted attention, so... [22:49] Tsukasa     I will admit it... [22:51] Tsukasa     I've been wanting more attention lately. SIGN    Stare SIGN    Stare [23:07] Nasa     U-Uh, Toast? [23:09] Tsukasa     C-Could you turn away for a sec? [23:14] Nasa     Wait, no... [23:15] Tsukasa     I'll give you a treat later, okay? [23:18] Nasa     C-Come on, seriously... [23:20] Tsukasa     Just five seconds. We'll be     done in five seconds, okay? SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:25] Chitose     Next up is "That Time I Reincarnated     in a Dreamy Magical Kingdom." [23:29] Aurora     I hear you can go these days     without needing to reincarnate first. [23:31] Aurora     And it's right near the city. [23:33] Charlotte     You know what that means! Let's go! [23:35] Chitose     Just you wait! I'll see right through     their stupid lovey-dovey magic!