# E13 - SNS
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**[00:05] ---**
* One night, when the moon was*
* shining bright, a girl saved my life.*
**[00:10] ---**
* She was so cute, and one day we would share*
* a future together as husband and wife.*
**[00:15] ---**
* Living together under the same roof,*
* our newlywed life would begin.*
**[00:20] ---**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting,*
**[00:23] ---**
* and ended up together, with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 13
**[02:00] Nasa**
Here.
**[02:04] Nasa**
Your smartphone showed up, Tsukasa-chan.
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
This is incredible, darling!
**[02:17] Tsukasa**
It's like the dawn of a new era!
**[02:19] Tsukasa**
I can finally be one of those
insta-girls who are just so grammable!
**[02:22] Nasa**
*I didn't know she was into that stuff.*
**[02:24] Tsukasa**
Could you set it up for me right now?
**[02:28] Tsukasa**
Because I have no idea how
stuff like this works!
**[02:34] Nasa**
Sure thing.
**[02:36] Nasa**
Here you go. It's all set up.
**[02:39] Tsukasa**
Thanks.
**[02:40] Tsukasa**
So... how do I take a picture with this thing?
**[02:43] Nasa**
First you need to open the
camera app, and then...
**[02:48] Tsukasa**
Okay, that's going to be my wallpaper.
**[02:50] Nasa**
You're using my picture for the wallpaper?!
**[02:53] Tsukasa**
Yep.
**[02:53] Tsukasa**
It came out really cute.
**[02:55] Nasa**
What?! Come on, that's kinda embarrassing!
**[02:59] Tsukasa**
Oh, we should trade
contact information, too.
**[03:01] Nasa**
Huh? Contact info?
***SIGN*** Address Book
***SIGN*** Yuzaki Tsukasa
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** Father
***SIGN*** Mother
***SIGN*** Grandfather
**[03:04] Nasa**
Oh, for your address book.
**[03:06] Tsukasa**
Yeah. Because, you know...
**[03:09] Tsukasa**
I want yours to be the first entry in it.
**[03:16] Nasa**
I-I see! Okay, Let me get your contact info, too.
***SIGN*** Notes
***SIGN*** Phone Number
***SIGN*** Ring Tone
***SIGN*** E-mail Address
***SIGN*** Cosmos
**[03:22] Tsukasa**
Wow, you can put a lot of
info in the address book.
***SIGN*** Mom
**[03:26] Nasa**
I guess so.
***SIGN*** Contacts
**[03:27] Nasa**
Besides the phone number and address,
there's social media details, and...
***SIGN*** Add name and relationship
***SIGN*** Spouse > Yuzaki Tsukasa
**[03:44] Nasa**
You can only have one person listed
under that heading, after all.
***SIGN*** Spouse > Yuzaki Nasa
**[03:58] Tsukasa**
I've obtained the smartphone skill Line!
**[04:02] ---**
Huh?
**[04:04] Kaname**
Oh, you mean you've got a
phone and can use Line now?
**[04:09] Tsukasa**
Exactly!
**[04:11] Tsukasa**
This is nothing like the Sengoku period,
when we used smoke signals and drums!
**[04:16] Tsukasa**
I bet old Nobunaga would've actually
taken over Japan if he had one of these.
**[04:17] Nobunaga**
Hello?
**[04:20] Kaname**
That's a heck of a comparison to make!
**[04:22] Kaname**
In that case, do you want
to trade Line contact info?
**[04:29] Kaname**
She can seriously be so
cute at times like this...
**[04:33] Tsukasa**
So how does this work?
**[04:36] Kaname**
First, you generate a QR code.
**[04:40] Kaname**
Okay, that ought to do it.
***SIGN*** Arisugawa Kaname
**[04:45] Tsukasa**
What exactly is this icon and profile pic?
**[04:47] Kaname**
It's my favorite sexy radish!
**[04:49] Kaname**
Cute, right?
**[04:51] Tsukasa**
I'm not sure about that part, but it's
interesting how it conveys your personality.
**[04:55] Kaname**
Sure is!
**[04:56] Kaname**
And Senpai's is some old dude
I've never heard of before.
***SIGN*** Yuzaki Nasa
**[05:00] Tsukasa**
That's John von Neumann.
He invented the modern computer—
**[05:04] Aya**
What're you up to?
**[05:06] Tsukasa**
Oh, I have a smartphone now, so...
**[05:09] Kaname**
We were trading Line contacts.
**[05:11] Aya**
Oh, swap contacts with me, too!
**[05:14] Tsukasa**
Sure, gladly.
***SIGN*** Arisugawa Aya
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
**[05:23] Tsukasa**
These really do get people's
personalities across...
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
**[05:25] Kaname**
It makes it really obvious what
they're into at the moment.
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
**[05:28] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
**[05:35] Nasa**
What? You want me to come
to the office for a day?
**[05:40] Nasa**
Well, okay, I understand.
**[05:43] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[05:44] Nasa**
My old job asked me to come
in and help out for a day.
**[05:47] Tsukasa**
You mean the really difficult place where
you worked before you married me?
**[05:52] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[05:53] ---**
I had a senpai there
who helped me out a lot
**[05:56] Nasa**
and insisted on me coming in.
**[05:59] Nasa**
We used to go to the movies a lot, too.
**[06:04] Tsukasa**
This was a guy, right?
**[06:06] Nasa**
Yeah. He knew a lot about
manga and anime, too.
**[06:09] Nasa**
He taught me a lot.
**[06:12] Nasa**
He would talk about that stuff
all day while we were working.
**[06:15] Nasa**
And it was a topic he would
only bring up with me.
**[06:19] Nasa**
I was kind of depressed at the time,
**[06:21] ---**
so I appreciated the company.
***SIGN*** Bask...
**[06:25] Tsukasa**
Are you sure that wasn't because you were the
only one who paid him any attention, darling?
**[06:29] Nasa**
What?! That can't be the case! I... think...
**[06:34] Nasa**
Anyway, I'm probably going
to be staying the night,
**[06:38] ---**
but I'll let you know once
I find out when I can leave.
**[06:40] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[06:42] ---**
I understand.
**[06:43] Nasa**
Good luck helping at the
bathhouse, Tsukasa-chan.
**[06:46] Nasa**
I'm heading out.
**[06:48] Tsukasa**
Have a safe trip.
**[06:55] ---**
Huh...
**[06:56] Kaname**
So that means Senpai won't
be coming back today?
**[07:00] Tsukasa**
Right.
**[07:01] Tsukasa**
Well, he said he'd try to get
home as soon as possible,
**[07:04] Tsukasa**
but even then, it might not be until morning.
**[07:09] Kaname**
You miss him?
**[07:11] Tsukasa**
H-How could I possibly miss him when
he's only going to be gone for one day?!
**[07:18] Kaname**
Well, you've got a phone now,
**[07:20] ---**
so if you miss him, you could
always send him a sticker!
**[07:24] Tsukasa**
A sticker?
**[07:25] Tsukasa**
B-Being married means being
linked at the heart!
**[07:28] ---**
A little separation isn't going
to make me that anxious!
**[07:38] [SONG] Sign**
Bored...
***SIGN*** Test.
Well?
Did it come through?
It did!
That's great~
Everything's in working order, then!
**[07:48] Tsukasa**
*For some reason...*
**[07:50] Tsukasa**
*I'm super lonely!*
**[07:52] Tsukasa**
* No, wait, that can't be. Even if*
* he's going to be gone all day,*
**[07:56] Tsukasa**
*it hasn't even been an hour yet!*
***SIGN*** L
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l
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s
s
**[08:02] Tsukasa**
*What kind of sticker am I about to send?!*
***SIGN*** L
o
n
e
l
i
n
e
s
s
***SIGN*** can be
lethal...
**[08:05] Tsukasa**
* Something like this can't be*
* anything more than a nuisance!*
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
*Nasa-kun is working hard right now.*
**[08:14] ---**
* If I send him a sticker like this,*
* it'll just distract him...*
**[08:20] Tsukasa**
*Right?*
***SIGN*** Good luck with work
**[08:24] Tsukasa**
*This shouldn't be a nuisance, right?*
**[08:30] [SONG] Sign**
Hmmmmm
**[08:33] Tsukasa**
* No, I shouldn't pester him.*
* It'll just get in the way.*
**[08:39] Aya**
Nasa-kun's not around today?
**[08:41] Tsukasa**
No. Although I have to ask,
**[08:44] ---**
why exactly are you here
in the middle of the day?
**[08:47] Aya**
It has to be lonely being separated
when you're newlyweds!
**[08:51] Tsukasa**
Did you hear what I asked?
**[08:52] Aya**
But I bet Nasa-kun is lonely too,
**[08:55] ---**
so you'll probably get a
bunch of stickers from him.
**[09:00] Tsukasa**
No...
**[09:01] Tsukasa**
Not a single one.
**[09:03] Aya**
Huh?! R-Really?!
**[09:06] Aya**
Well, he's probably busy with work,
**[09:08] ---**
or working in an underground
forced labor camp with no signal...
**[09:10] Aya**
It has to be something like that!
**[09:12] ---**
Not that I know, but it
sure sounds like trouble!
**[09:15] Tsukasa**
You're right, he probably is just busy.
**[09:23] Aya**
W-Well, I have the new RE to play.
**[09:27] Tsukasa**
Yeah... Good luck.
**[09:30] Tsukasa**
Wait, no! Go to school!
**[09:33] Tsukasa**
Honestly...
**[09:35] Tsukasa**
* But she's right. He hasn't*
* contacted me at all.*
**[09:40] Tsukasa**
* Could it be that he doesn't*
* really miss me that much?!*
**[09:43] Tsukasa**
* No, hang on, this is Nasa-kun we're*
* talking about. There's no way.*
**[09:47] Tsukasa**
* He's probably just really busy,*
* or isn't allowed to use his phone.*
**[09:51] Tsukasa**
* I hear that's the case in*
* a lot of workplaces now—*
**[09:53] Customer**
Excuse me.
**[09:55] Nasa**
Hello, welcome!
**[09:57] Customer**
I hate to trouble you,
**[09:59] ---**
but do you folks have towels that we can use?
**[10:02] Tsukasa**
Sure, if you could just bring the ticket
that you get from the vending machine...
**[10:04] Tsukasa**
* He said he'd let me know*
* when he's almost done,*
**[10:07] Tsukasa**
*so I need to focus on work until then, too!*
**[10:16] Tsukasa**
Things are so convenient nowadays.
**[10:18] ---**
You just need to play with your
phone to see pictures and video.
**[10:35] Tsukasa**
*It's already 7:00, and no word from Darling.*
**[10:42] Tsukasa**
*Did he really forget about me?*
**[10:48] Tsukasa**
*Oh, shoot! I'm actually making myself sad!*
**[10:53] Tsukasa**
*How stupid can I be?!*
**[10:54] ---**
* Getting worked up into a*
* depression all on my own...*
**[10:58] Tsukasa**
*But...*
**[10:59] ---**
*But...*
***SIGN*** Sorry, I can't use my phone at work...
***SIGN*** I really miss you, Tsukasa-chan...
***SIGN*** Sorry, I can't use my phone at work...
***SIGN*** I miss you, too.
**[11:14] Tsukasa**
*We might be separated,*
**[11:16] ---**
*but we're still in each other's hearts.*
***SIGN*** I don't think I'll be heading
home until morning though (sweat)
**[11:23] Tsukasa**
*So... it's fine.*
**[11:26] Tsukasa**
*I'm not lonely... I'm not!*
***SIGN*** I don't think I'm heading home until after
dawn so go ahead and get some sleep
**[11:40] Tsukasa**
My first night alone...
**[11:42] Tsukasa**
Well, there's bound to be a few
of those over a long married life.
**[11:46] Tsukasa**
* I should be proud of Darling*
* for focusing on his work.*
**[11:50] Tsukasa**
* Instead of complaining about how*
* lonely I am, I should just go to bed.*
**[11:59] Tsukasa**
* Seriously, that wasn't*
* because I'm feeling lonely!*
**[12:03] Tsukasa**
It was just...
**[12:04] Tsukasa**
Just in case he comes back tonight!
**[12:09] Tsukasa**
He could still end up finishing
early in the morning.
**[12:12] Tsukasa**
And if the futon isn't out,
**[12:14] ---**
he'll have to get it out himself,
despite being exhausted!
**[12:18] Tsukasa**
That'd just be pitiful!
**[12:20] Tsukasa**
I'd feel terrible for him!
**[12:22] Tsukasa**
So this is not a problem!
**[12:24] Tsukasa**
He can rest easy!
**[12:26] Tsukasa**
And that being the case,
**[12:28] Tsukasa**
goodnight!
**[12:35] Tsukasa**
*Things have been so lively lately...*
**[12:40] Tsukasa**
*So it seems... extra quiet.*
**[12:50] Nasa**
Finally managed to finish...
**[12:52] Nasa**
I didn't expect it to take
until four in the morning.
**[12:55] Nasa**
Then again, it's always been
like that over there.
**[12:58] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan has to be in bed by now.
**[13:01] Nasa**
I feel like I'm ready to collapse...
**[13:03] ---**
I bet the second I lie down, I'll be out cold.
**[13:11] Nasa**
*Better be careful so I don't wake her up.*
**[13:16] Tsukasa**
Welcome home.
**[13:17] Nasa**
Huh?
**[13:19] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you're still awake?
**[13:21] Tsukasa**
I couldn't sleep for some reason.
**[13:23] Nasa**
I see. Sorry about that.
**[13:26] Tsukasa**
It's okay.
**[13:29] Tsukasa**
You worked really hard!
**[13:34] Tsukasa**
So what now? Do you want something to drink?
**[13:37] Nasa**
Nah, I'm seriously tired...
I'm going straight to bed.
**[13:42] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[13:43] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[13:44] Nasa**
You put my futon out! Thank you.
**[13:47] Tsukasa**
U-Uh, yeah, it was nothing!
**[14:00] Tsukasa**
Well... goodnight.
**[14:04] Nasa**
Uh... yeah.
**[14:06] Nasa**
* That might be the first time Tsukasa-chan's*
* taken the initiative for a kiss!*
***SIGN*** ba-bump ba-bump
**[14:11] Tsukasa**
*What's going on?*
***SIGN*** ba-bump ba-bump
**[14:13] ---**
*Maybe I'm imagining it,*
**[14:15] ---**
* but she seems a little*
* more aggressive tonight...*
**[14:17] Tsukasa**
Say, darling?
**[14:19] Tsukasa**
Is it okay if I visit your futon today?
**[14:25] Nasa**
S-Sure. B-By all means.
**[14:29] Tsukasa**
E-Excuse me, then.
**[14:35] Nasa**
*S-Seriously, what's going on?*
**[14:38] Nasa**
* My normally cool wife seems to be*
* wanting a lot of attention today!*
**[14:44] Nasa**
*Could it be that she missed me that much?*
**[14:52] Nasa**
*But it was only a day! And yet...*
**[14:55] Nasa**
* Could she really have a*
* hidden side this cute?!*
**[14:58] Tsukasa**
You still haven't given me
a goodnight kiss, Nasa-kun.
**[15:03] Nasa**
Huh? You want me to kiss you?
**[15:07] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[15:09] Tsukasa**
Because we were apart all day.
**[15:13] Tsukasa**
So I want... a little more attention.
**[15:16] Nasa**
*That was powerful!*
**[15:19] Nasa**
Me, too!
**[15:21] Nasa**
I really missed you, Tsukasa-chan.
**[15:26] Tsukasa**
H-How much?
**[15:28] Nasa**
This much.
**[15:42] Nasa**
*It's four in the morning.*
**[15:45] Nasa**
* The Arisugawa family is*
* bound to be sound asleep.*
**[15:50] Nasa**
*This might just be...*
**[15:53] Nasa**
*my big chance!*
**[15:55] Nasa**
* We're married, after all...*
* It's p-perfectly natural.*
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[16:03] Tsukasa**
Could you... Could you hold me tight?
**[16:08] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you are so cute.
**[16:23] Tsukasa**
I love you.
**[16:32] Tsukasa**
* I was so lonely last night,*
* I got into a really weird mood...*
**[16:36] Tsukasa**
* And I said a bunch of extremely*
* embarrassing stuff!*
**[16:39] Tsukasa**
But we're married, so when we're alone,
**[16:42] ---**
it doesn't matter what kind of
embarrassing stuff we say.
**[16:45] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Could you hold me tight?
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
* I-I don't care how lonely I was!*
* What the hell was I thinking?!*
**[16:54] Tsukasa**
* Now I won't know how to*
* face him when he wakes up!*
**[16:59] Tsukasa**
* And if Kaname and the others*
* heard us talking like that...*
**[17:04] Kaname**
Did you have fun last night?
**[17:06] Tsukasa**
Wh-What are you talking about?!
**[17:08] Kaname**
That's just my way of saying hello.
**[17:10] Tsukasa**
Could you make your morning
greeting a little less tawdry?!
**[17:13] Kaname**
Come on, even if you wanted to have fun,
**[17:16] ---**
Senpai probably isn't back yet, right?
**[17:18] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun actually came
back early in the morning.
**[17:21] Kaname**
Wait, did you guys really
have fun while I was asleep?!
**[17:28] Tsukasa**
Of course not!
**[17:30] Kaname**
Did the thought of Aya-nee overhearing you
**[17:32] ---**
during her late-night gaming
sessions make it even hotter?!
**[17:35] Tsukasa**
Seriously, stop it!
**[17:38] Tsukasa**
Th-There was nothing strange going on!
**[17:41] Tsukasa**
Besides, we're married,
**[17:44] Tsukasa**
so certain things other people might be
jealous of are important to our relationship.
**[17:49] Kaname**
Yeah, I don't really need
the societal justification.
**[17:54] ---**
Huh?
**[17:55] Kaname**
I just wanna catch a glimpse
of that strange action!
**[18:00] Tsukasa**
It's not a show!
**[18:01] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[18:04] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[18:05] Nasa**
There you are.
**[18:08] Nasa**
Um.... Good morning.
**[18:14] Tsukasa**
Yeah... Good morning.
**[18:20] Kaname**
Y-You really did have fun last night.
**[18:23] Tsukasa**
N-Not the way you're thinking!
**[18:23] Nasa**
What? What're you talking about?
**[18:25] Tsukasa**
Seriously!
**[18:26] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, what did you tell her?
**[18:32] Charlotte**
Good morning! Time to wake up, Chitose-chan!
**[18:39] Charlotte**
Oh, my! What an alluring sleeping figure!
**[18:47] Charlotte**
It's morning, Chitose-chan.
**[18:50] Chitose**
Is that any reason to
invade my personal space?!
**[18:53] Charlotte**
It didn't seem like you were
going to wake up otherwise!
**[18:56] Charlotte**
So...
**[18:58] Chitose**
I'll get up, so get off me!
**[19:06] Charlotte**
Okay, I'll help you get changed, then!
**[19:10] Chitose**
Hey, dummy, watch the hands!
**[19:12] Charlotte**
I'm just helping you get undressed!
**[19:14] Chitose**
Who needs help with that?!
**[19:15] Charlotte**
It's fine!
**[19:17] Aurora**
*I don't believe this is sexual harassment.*
**[19:19] Aurora**
*This maid is just absent-mindedly suggestive.*
**[19:26] Charlotte**
By the way, I overheard something.
**[19:29] Charlotte**
Apparently Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan
had a lot of fun last night!
**[19:35] Chitose**
What is that supposed to mean?!
**[19:38] Charlotte**
Well, earlier...
**[19:39] Charlotte**
When I was at the bathhouse this morning,
**[19:42] ---**
I overheard them talking about it.
**[19:44] Chitose**
Do you go there every morning or something?!
**[19:47] Chitose**
W-Well, what's wrong with that?
**[19:50] Chitose**
Th-They *are* married!
**[19:52] ---**
Even if they did that sort of thing...
**[19:53] Charlotte**
What sort of thing, though?
**[19:56] Charlotte**
I wanna know what kind of
fun they were having, too!
**[20:01] Chitose**
Seriously, you're way too close!
**[20:04] Chitose**
I mean stuff like holding
hands or hugging in bed!
**[20:09] Charlotte**
You mean like what I do
with you, Chitose-chan?
**[20:11] Chitose**
What are you implying?!
**[20:13] Chitose**
It's...
**[20:16] Chitose**
a lot more intense than that!
**[20:21] Aurora**
Intense?!
**[20:23] Charlotte**
In other words, the two
of them really get along!
**[20:28] Aurora**
That's what it boils down to, yeah.
**[20:32] Charlotte**
That's a good thing!
**[20:35] Charlotte**
Just like me and you, Aurora.
We get along too, right?
**[20:39] Aurora**
Y-Yeah, I guess...
**[20:42] Charlotte**
Then do you wanna hold hands
when we go to sleep tonight?
**[20:50] Aurora**
W-Well, if you—
**[20:54] Charlotte**
Joking! I was just joking!
**[20:57] ---**
Goodnight!
**[21:03] Aurora**
What a temptress.
**[21:12] Nasa**
I-I have to get up early tomorrow,
so we should head to bed, huh?
**[21:17] Tsukasa**
G-Good idea.
**[21:20] Nasa**
If we look sleep-deprived again,
**[21:22] ---**
there's no telling what
Kaname-chan will say.
**[21:25] Tsukasa**
You're right.
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**[21:33] Tsukasa**
L-Let's get to sleep, darling!
**[21:35] Nasa**
R-Right!
**[21:38] Nasa**
Goodnight, Tsukasa-chan.
**[21:44] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[21:47] Nasa**
What about my goodnight kiss?
**[21:50] Tsukasa**
B-But if we do that...
**[21:56] Tsukasa**
Well... uh...
**[22:01] Tsukasa**
Um....
**[22:06] Tsukasa**
Fine.
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