E11 - Friends Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:11] Chitose     The apartment's gone! [00:12] Char     Wow, very sharp observation! [00:15] Chitose     What is this?! Where'd Nee-sama go?! [00:18] Chitose     Has her entire home gone missing this time?! [00:20] Aur     I asked some of the locals, and they     said the whole place burned down. [00:24] Chitose     A fire?! [00:25] Chitose     I'm sure Nee-sama is fine,     but what about that Nasa guy? [00:28] Aur     It seems to have happened while they     were in Nara, so he should be fine. [00:32] Nasa     I-I see. [00:34] Aur     "Chitose was relieved to     find out he was unharmed." [00:37] Aur     "What she didn't realize was that these     were the first stirrings of love." [00:42] Chitose     Don't frame my thoughts     with your faulty narration! [00:44] Aur     Feisty as ever, I see! [00:47] Chitose     Look, what we need to do is     find Nee-sama and find her now! [00:50] Chitose     Honestly, what is it with her and disappearing? [00:54] Chitose     She's right there! [00:56] Tsukasa     Oh, it's Chitose. SIGN    TONIKAWA SIGN    TONIKAWA SIGN    Episode 11 SIGN    Friends [02:28] Tsukasa     O-Oh, it's Chitose. [02:30] Chitose     What's the meaning of this, Nee-sama?! [02:33] Tsukasa     Well... [02:34] Tsukasa     We were out of detergent,     so I bought some more. [02:37] Chitose     That is not what I meant! [02:39] Chitose     Your house is gone! [02:41] Chitose     That's what I was asking about! [02:44] Tsukasa     Oh, that. It was really a huge shock. [02:47] Tsukasa     Well, see ya. [02:49] Chitose     Explain what happened! [02:50] Chitose     And actually, where are you living     if your place burned down?! [02:55] Tsukasa     Well, I mean... [02:58] Tsukasa     Right here. [02:59] Chitose     What?! Isn't this... [03:01] Chitose     You're living in a park now? [03:03] Tsukasas     I sure am. You'd be surprised     how cold it can get at night. [03:08] Tsukasas     Hop inside for a sec. I do have     gas and electricity, at least. [03:12] Chitose     You have gas in this... thing?! [03:15] Chitose     Actually, even if you do get gas,     you probably aren't allowed to use it. [03:22] Chitose     Ugh! Where'd you go this time?! [03:26] Aur     She really is gullible. [03:29] Tsukasa     I'm home. [03:30] Nasa     Welcome back. [03:36] Tsukasa     That's a lot of stuff, isn't it? [03:38] Tsukasa     And I see a few select treasures. [03:43] Tsukasa     What's wrong, darling? [03:45] Nasa     I was just wondering what this is. [03:47] Tsukasa     You don't know? It's a takoyaki plate. [03:50] Nasa     Wait, what does it have to do with takoyaki? [03:53] Tsukasa     Well, you use it to grill takoyaki, of course. [03:56] Nasa     Wow, really? So this is     how you make takoyaki? [04:01] Tsukasa     Darling, to be as smart as you are, [04:03] ---     there are certain things that     you're pretty ignorant about. [04:05] Tsukasa     Since you found it, do you     want to have takoyaki tonight? [04:09] Nasa     Really?! [04:10] Tsukasa     It's pretty simple to make. [04:12] Nasa     In that case, let's do the thing! [04:14] Tsukasa     What thing? [04:15] Nasa     The favorite pastime of cool young people! [04:18] Nasa     A tako party! [04:20] Kaname     A takoyaki party? [04:22] Tsukasa     Since you've been kind enough to put us up, [04:24] ---     I thought I'd ask you about it. [04:25] Tsukasa     It won't be just takoyaki, of course. [04:28] Kaname     That sounds good to me! [04:31] Nasa     All cool young people love a     good tako party! Tako party! [04:35] Kaname     I'm wondering where you got that idea... [04:37] Tsukasa     There's also the fact that I     haven't talked with Aya much, [04:41] Tsukasa     so I thought this would be a nice     chance to get to know her better. [04:45] Kaname     Well, I don't mind, but... [04:48] Nasa     But what? [04:49] Kaname     Remember Aya-nee's whole situation? [04:52] Kaname     About you and the marriage. [04:55] Nasa     R-Right... [04:56] Kaname     So I'm honestly not sure how     she feels about Tsukassan. [05:02] Chitose     I have you now, Nee-sama! [05:04] Tsukasa     Chitose? And here I thought I'd lost you. [05:08] Chitose     Why would you even try to? [05:10] Tsukasa     Because I thought it'd be a     pain if you knew where I lived. [05:13] Chitose     Isn't that kind of mean? [05:14] Chitose     What is this place, anyway? [05:17] Kaname     It's that most public of     gathering places, a bathhouse. [05:20] Chitose     And you are? [05:21] Kaname     The lady in charge around here,      Arisugawa Kaname. [05:25] Chitose     Well, what is Nee-sama doing here? [05:27] Kaname     The Yuzakis are living here! [05:31] Chitose     She lives here? [05:34] Tsukasa     Yep, that's right. [05:37] Tsukasa     I've been sleeping here, like this. [05:40] Chitose     In a place like this...     with milk bottles for a pillow?! [05:45] Nasa     Tsukasa-chan, you shouldn't     lie to her like that. [05:47] Nasa     Chitose-chan's really gullible. [05:51] Chitose     Seriously, where do you live? [05:53] Tsukasa     The building out back. [05:55] Char     Wow, this place is really something! [05:58] Aur     I've never been in a bathhouse before! [06:01] Char     Hey, is it okay if we go in? [06:03] Chitose     That's not what we're here for! [06:06] Kaname     Now, now, don't be like that. [06:08] Kaname     If you refresh yourself with a bath, [06:09] ---     you'll have a cooler head     for your discussion. [06:12] Chitose     R-Really? [06:14] Char     Then let's all jump in! [06:18] Chitose     "Service, service." [06:20] Char     Your skin is so smooth! [06:23] Aur     Hey! No touching! [06:29] Aur     Get a move on. [06:35] Aur     I-I can take another five minutes... [06:46] Aur     What a wonderful bath! [06:47] Char     We should come again! [06:49] Chitose     I think so! [06:50] Chitose     See you next time! [06:52] Kaname     Bye, now! [06:55] Chitose     Wait, no! [06:56] Kaname     She's pretty fun. [06:58] Tsukasa     Sometimes. [06:59] Kaname     The bath was nice, though, right? [07:01] Chitose     Well, certainly! [07:03] Chitose     Wait, that's a totally different matter! [07:06] Chitose     Anyway! [07:07] Chitose     Does that mean you're living     here as a guest, Nee-sama? [07:10] Tsukasa     That's right. [07:10] Chitose     If you're going to be staying     at a place like this— [07:13] Kaname     What's that supposed to mean? [07:15] Chitose     No, I didn't mean anything bad by it! [07:17] Chitose     Honestly, I didn't! [07:18] ---     This is a really wonderful bathhouse! [07:21] Aur     She's so weak! [07:22] Chitose     But I'm saying, if you're     going to impose on someone, [07:25] ---     why not do it at my place?! [07:28] Tsukasa     Unfortunately, I just can't. [07:32] CHitose     Why not, Nee-sama?! Why can't you?! [07:35] CHitose     Do you really hate me that much? [07:37] Tsukasa     The reason is... [07:39] Tsukasa     This place has a Mega Drive. [07:44] ---     Huh? [07:45] Nasa     What kind of reason is that? [07:47] Chitose     Wait, they have a MD here? [07:50] Chitose     I-I guess I understand, then. [07:52] Kaname     She does? [07:54] Nasa     She seems to. [07:55] Tsukasa     That's why I can't stay at your place! [07:58] Chitose     Nee-sama, please! [08:00] Kaname     Uh, what were they talking about again? [08:04] Nasa     I think it just means they're all good friends. [08:06] Chitose     Then we'll just buy a MD for the house! [08:08] Chitose     There's bound to be plenty of     people selling them online! [08:11] Tsukasa     Whoa, come on, now.     I-It's not just about the console. [08:14] Tsukasa     D-Do you really think th-that'd     be enough to change my mind? [08:18] Nasa     She seems like she's about to! [08:20] Chitose     Then I'll get a Pippin and a     Laser Active while I'm at it! [08:26] Chitose     I'll get a Pyuta, an SG-10000, even a P/ECE! [08:30] Chitose     So just come and stay with me! [08:33] Aya     Yes! I'd love to! [08:38] Chitose     Who even are you?! [08:39] Tsukasa     Aya... [08:42] Kaname     This here is my older sister. [08:44] Aya     I'm Aya, her big sister. [08:45] Aya     It's nice to meet you! [08:47] Aya     So when are you going to     get that Laser Active?! [08:49] ---     I've always wanted to try one out! [08:52] Kaname     Since we're all here, why don't     we all attend the tako party? [08:55] Nasa     Oh, great idea! [08:57] Nasa     We can use the tako party as a chance     to get to know each other better! [09:00] Chitose     Tako... party? [09:02] Aya     You mean like all the cool young people do?! [09:05] Tsukasa     Sure. There'll be more     food than takoyaki, too. [09:08] Tsukasa     But with this many people,     I'm going to need more groceries. [09:12] Char     We had a feeling this might happen! [09:13] Aur     Good thing we thought ahead. [09:15] Kaname     Damn, I want a maid now. [09:18] Aya     Who are they? [09:19] Tsukasa     Yeah, this should actually be enough. [09:22] Tsukasa     Darling, I'm going to head     back and start getting ready. [09:26] Nasa     Sure. I'm looking forward to it. [09:28] Aya     Can Tsukasa-san really cook? [09:31] Kaname     Probably. [09:32] Aya     I saw on TV that young people     nowadays can't cook at all! [09:36] Aya     They don't even know the     "NaNiNuNeNo" of cooking! SIGN    Na - Natto SIGN    Ni - Nihonshu SIGN    Nu - Nuka (rice bran) SIGN    Ne - Negi (onions) SIGN    No - Nodoguro (blackthroat seaperch) [09:39] Aya     So can she really cook? [09:41] Kaname     I think you mean the "SaShiSuSeSo." [09:43] Aya     This'll be a good chance to see if she's     good enough to be Nasa-kun's wife! [09:49] Chitose     He's the one who's not good enough! [09:51] Kaname     You're against them being married? [09:55] Chitose     I'm not against it.     It's just that I don't accept it. [09:58] Aya     Exactly! What kind of wife can't even cook? [10:03] Kaname     And can you cook, Aya-nee? [10:05] Aya     Of course not! [10:07] ---     After all, I am a "young person nowadays"! [10:09] Kaname     That's an airtight argument. [10:11] Nasa     Tsukasa-chan's a great cook. [10:14] Nasa     You don't need to worry. [10:16] Aya     He's not exactly an objective judge! [10:18] ---     We'll have to try it ourselves to be sure. [10:19] Chitose     I know without trying it that     Nee-sama's cooking is fantastic. [10:24] Kaname     I'm sorry about my sister here, Senpai. [10:26] Kaname     I'll really rake her over the coals later. [10:29] Nasa     I-It's okay. This is turning out     to be a crazy party, though. [10:42] Tsukasa     I got a little into it and made     too much, so be sure to eat lots. [10:45] Nasa     Now then, I'd like to     start this takoyaki party [10:48] Nasa     to bring the Arisugawas, the Yuzakis, and     Chitose and her friends closer together! [10:54] Everyone     Cheers! [10:57] Chitose     Why am I joining in? [10:58] Char     Oh, it's fine! [11:01] Aya     You made all of this, Tsukasa-chan? [11:03] Tsukasa     The maids helped, too. [11:06] Aur     She was so on top of things,     all we really did was get the plates ready. [11:10] Aya     Well, food is supposed to taste good,      not just look good! [11:14] Aya     It tastes so good! [11:16] ---     What the heck? It's like I'm at a restaurant! [11:19] Tsukasa     There's plenty more, so eat up. [11:23] Aya     This pasta, too! The aroma of the cheese really     hits you and makes it taste even better! [11:27] Tsukasa     I see! I'm glad you can appreciate it! [11:30] Tsukasa     You really know good food, Aya. [11:33] Aya     You think so? [11:35] Aya     Maybe I know food! [11:38] Aya     Wait, no! I didn't come     here to be encouraged! [11:41] Aya     I'm... [11:42] Aya     I... I was... [11:47] Chitose     What? Do you have a problem with     Nee-sama's cooking or something? [11:50] Aya     None! Because it all tasted super good! [11:52] Chitose     Wha? SIGN    Boom!! [11:54] Aya     But it takes more to be a     wife than being a good cook! [12:00] Aya     That being the case... [12:02] Aya     Now that we've all had something to eat, [12:03] ---     I say it's time to start this party! [12:07] Tsukasa     Sounds good. [12:09] Nasa     Tako parties sure are lively! [12:11] Kaname     There's... no takoyaki yet, though. [12:23] Nasa     They're only on the fifth one? I thought     there were tons of sequels already. [12:27] Nasa     I've played the second one before. [12:29] Nasa     Is this one good? [12:30] Both     Yes, it is! [12:31] Nasa     I see... [12:33] Kaname     You should probably teach him how to play, [12:36] ---     if he's never touched it before. [12:38] Chitose     Knowing the rules does make     watching more interesting. [12:43] Tsukasa     Okay, darling, take the controller. [12:45] Nasa     Okay. [12:48] Chitose     I'm curious, what kind of video     games have you played before? [12:51] Nasa     Let's see... Solitaire... [12:55] Nasa     And Minesweeper. [12:57] Tsukasa     You said you've played the second game, though? [13:00] Nasa     That's right. Dad had it on the     Super Famicom when I was little. [13:05] Nasa     Perfect K.O.! [13:06] Nasa     I see. Games really have come a long way. [13:10] Nasa     The characters look more realistic, [13:12] ---     and the super moves are all gone. [13:14] Tsukasa     No... you just didn't     use the inputs for them. [13:18] Tsukasa     Hadoken! [13:19] Tsukasa     Perfect K.O.! [13:20] Aya     Nasa-kun's pretty bad at this. [13:22] Chitose     A little too bad, I'd say. [13:24] Kaname     I think even I could beat him. [13:27] Tsukasa     And you're good, Kaname? [13:29] Kaname     Well, not as good as my sister. [13:32] Kaname     But she's always bugging     me to play against her. [13:34] Kaname     Hadoken! [13:37] Tsukasa     I see. [13:39] ---     You know how to block, and how     to use special moves, too. [13:42] Kaname     Aya-nee gets really obnoxious     if I don't take it seriously. [13:48] Tsukasa     Well, well, that certainly explains it. [13:51] Tsukasa     I guess I should shift up a gear! [13:55] Tsukasa     Shoryuken! [13:56] Tsukasa     K.O.! [13:57] Kaname     Whoa, you're pretty good. [14:00] Nasa     Nicely done, Tsukasa-chan! [14:02] Chitose     Nee-sama's great at video games! [14:04] Kaname     Sure looks like it. [14:07] Chitose     She also really hates losing. [14:10] Kaname     Looks like it. [14:11] Tsukasa     M-Maybe a little. [14:14] Tsukasa     I think it's time to really     get this show on the road. [14:19] Nasa     I'm glad everyone's having fun. [14:20] Char     If everyone's going to be playing, [14:23] Char     wouldn't it be more exciting     if the winner got a prize? [14:27] Tsukasa     A prize? [14:28] Nasa     Good idea. [14:30] Nasa     But do we have anything that     would be a good prize? [14:35] Char     We will now be holding the first ever     Yuzaki Household's Strongest Tournament! [14:42] Tsukasa     Strongest... [14:43] Nasa     ...Tournament? [14:45] Char     The winner will receive a favor from     the head of the Yuzaki household, [14:48] Char     Yuzaki Nasa, in which he will     perform any task asked! SIGN    Y     o     u          c     a     n          a     s     k          Y     u     z     a     k     i          N     a     s     a SIGN    t     o          d     o          a     n     y          o     n     e          t     h     i     n     g [14:55] ---     Huh? [14:57] Nasa     Well, I guess that's fine... [14:58] Aur     And that settles it! [15:01] Kaname     What exactly are the limits on     what you can ask for, anyway? [15:04] Aur     Anything that's physically possible, right? [15:08] Aur     Probably. [15:09] Kaname     Probably? [15:10] Nasa     A-As long I'm able to... [15:12] Chitose     Anything he can do? All right! [15:16] Aya     I can't think of anything specific, [15:17] ---     but I'd love to get him to do something! [15:20] Tsukasa     I'd better win this to protect my darling! [15:24] Aur     Anything you can think of... [15:26] Kaname     Come on, Tsukassan already kicked my butt, [15:29] Kaname     and if Aya-nee is in this,     I don't stand a chance. [15:33] Kaname     You all can have fun with Senpai. [15:36] Tsukasa     Looks like it's just the three     of us in this tournament, then. [15:39] Chitose     Nee-sama or not, don't expect any mercy. [15:44] Chitose     I've been training online     ever since you moved out! [15:48] Chitose     Don't expect me to be the same     person I was back in the day! [15:52] Aya     I haven't been reviewing games and     streaming commentary just for fun! SIGN    Aya☆ [15:57] Aya     For a wedding present, I'll let Tsukasa-san     be the seeded competitor in this tourney! [16:00] Tsukasa     You're sure? [16:01] Chitose     That suits me. [16:02] ---     You can see how much I've improved [16:04] ---     and use the time to come up with a strategy. [16:09] Chitose     Fight! [16:10] Nasa     Everyone seems to be getting along! [16:12] Nasa     The tako party really did the trick. [16:14] Kaname     Even if the tako part doesn't apply yet. [16:18] Chitose     If I win... [16:20] Chitose     I'll make you walk through the neighborhood [16:22] ---     while doing a naked handstand     so that Nee-san loses interest in you! [16:27] Chitose     Naked?! [16:28] Aya     Who should I pick? [16:32] Aya     Cyclone! [16:34] Tsukasa     Let's see just how much you've improved. [16:37] Chitose     This will be over in a second! [16:43] Chitose     K.O.! [16:46] Aya     Yay, I won! [16:48] Chitose     What just happened? [16:49] Tsukasa     How are you so good? [16:53] Chitose     That... That didn't count! [16:55] Chitose     I think my controller     wasn't plugged in tight! [16:59] Aya     Sure, okay. I'll take you on     as many times as you need. [17:02] Aya     I've got you now! [17:04] Aya     K.O.! [17:06] Aya     K.O.! [17:08] Aya     Perfect K.O.! [17:10] Chitose     Unbelievable... I couldn't win even once. [17:13] Aya     Oh, my. Done already? [17:15] Nasa     Aya-san is really good at video games. [17:18] Kaname     I really wish she'd dedicate a little     bit of that energy to studying. [17:22] Aya     Now, I'd say it's your turn, Tsukasa-san. [17:25] Tsukasa     Chitose wasn't bad at all.     Aya is just too good! [17:29] Tsukasa     But I should have a chance if I'm     using a character I know well enough! [17:34] Aya     Let's have a good match. [17:36] Aya     I'll show you what I'm capable of. [17:39] Aya     And I'll destroy you. [17:43] Aya     Okay! Let's go! [17:47] Aya     Hadoken! [17:49] Kaname     Tsukassan really knows what she's doing. [17:52] Nasa     Looks like it. [17:53] Chitose     When she lived with me, there were     times when she would play all day long. [17:58] Kaname     That's almost kind of admirable. [18:02] Kaname     Here it comes! [18:05] Tsukasa     Hey! Wasn't that kind of cheap? [18:07] Aya     On the battlefield,     I'll take that as a compliment! [18:11] Aya     I'll end it here! [18:13] Aya     This is everything I've got! [18:16] Aya     Here it comes! [18:20] Aya     K.O.! [18:21] Aya     Yay! [18:22] Tsukasa     No... [18:23] Aya     Tsukasa-san, you'd have more     solid footing if you weren't [18:26] ---     always trying to bait certain responses! [18:28] Tsukasa     It's just been a long time. [18:31] Tsukasa     I've just forgotten the timing for the     buttons because it's been so long! [18:35] Kaname     That's kinda childish, as far as excuses go. [18:38] Aya     What do you say? Want to keep going? SIGN    Super Rare Item [18:46] Tsukasa     I request a change of game! [18:47] Tsukasa     We'll play this next! [18:50] Aya     What is that? [18:51] Tsukasa     Darling, hook it up, please! [18:53] Tsukasa     And get those things I asked you for ready! [18:56] Nasa     If you insist... [18:58] Aya     Wait, what? What is this? [19:03] Aya     The original Street Fighter?!     And what's with the controller? [19:07] Nasa     The history of fighting games can be said     to be the history of Street Fighter. [19:11] Nasa     But the first game actually     used a special controller. [19:15] Nasa     I've had darling recreate that controller! [19:19] Nasa     I had to get creative. [19:21] Chitose     I doubt she's played this one. [19:23] Kaname     Tsukassan really does hate to lose. [19:30] Aya     Huh? What's with this game? [19:32] ---     I can't pull off a Hadoken or a Shoryuken! [19:35] Aya     And how exactly does this controller work?! [19:38] Aya     How do I fierce punch?! Or forward kick?! [19:45] Tsukasa     I have to say, I am good. [19:47] Tsukasa     Mastering retro games on top of     everything else. Truly brilliant! [19:50] Tsukasa     What now? Care for more? [19:53] Aya     O-Of course! [19:58] Chitose     I think they've forgotten     all about the prize. [20:01] Kaname     They probably just wanted     to play video games. [20:05] Nasa     I'm amazed she's willing to keep going     in a game she's never played before [20:08] ---     at such a disadvantage. [20:09] Kaname     My sister hates to lose when     it comes to games, too. [20:14] Nasa     She can't stand a chance,     though, considering. [20:19] Kaname     Well, I'm not so sure about that. [20:21] Kaname     I'm probably what most people     would describe as a hard worker. [20:25] Kaname     But my sister... she's stupid,     but I'm pretty sure she's a natural. [20:29] Kaname     So knowing her... [20:33] Tsukasa     Okay! That should do it! [20:38] Tsukasa     What the... [20:39] Tsukasa     Has she figured out how the controller works? [20:44] Tsukasa     Fair enough. No more holding back, then! [20:46] Aya     That suits me fine! [21:15] Tsukasa     You're pretty good. [21:17] Aya     You, too. [21:19] Chitose     Is there any point to this     bizarre budding friendship? [21:23] Kaname     Uh... anyone else want takoyaki? [21:33] Nasa     Wow, you're good at this, Tsukasa-chan. [21:37] Tsukasa     I guess so. [21:37] Aya     Yummy! [21:41] Aur     Whoa, there! [21:43] Char     Say "ahh"! [21:44] Chitose     Don't you dare! [21:49] Tsukasa     Don't try to flip it over all at once. [21:51] ---     You can turn it a bit at a time, darling. [21:53] Nasa     Okay. [21:54] Nasa     Is... Is this right? [21:57] Tsukasa     Like this... and then this. [21:58] Nasa     Hey, it worked! Wow! [22:00] Tsukasa     It helps to do this, too. [22:02] Nasa     Wow, it looks perfect! [22:05] Char     Chitose-chan! What's up? [22:07] Chitose     Nothing! [22:08] Aur     You still don't approve of them? [22:11] Chitose     Not really. As long as she's happy,     I have nothing to say. [22:17] Aur     You finally got a clue! [22:19] Char     You're growing! [22:20] Chitose     Shut up, you stupid jerks! [22:23] Nasa     Tako parties sure can get rowdy, huh? [22:26] Tsukasa     Sure can. [22:30] Char     Thanks again! [22:31] Char     See you next time! [22:41] Nasa     That was a fun party, huh? [22:43] Tsukasa     It was. [22:44] Tsukasa     It was lively, and I had a great time. [22:48] Tsukasa     Maybe we should have another sometime. [22:50] Nasa     I'd rather not be a prize again, though. [22:54] Nasa     Actually, you forgot about it     somewhere along the way... [22:57] Nasa     but what were you going to do if you won? [23:14] Tsukasa     I was going to do that. [23:16] Nasa     Okay. [23:18] Nasa     You can do that whenever you want, you know. [23:21] Tsukasa     S-Sometimes, then. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:31] Nasa     In sickness and in health... [23:35] Tsukasa     I swear to love and support you. [23:39] Nasa     Because we're... [23:40] Tsukasa     From here on, always... [23:42] Both     ...going to be married.