E0 - TONIKAWA: Over The Moon For You ~Uniform~
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[00:16] Tsukasa
Good morning.
[00:22] Nasa
I don't think I'll ever get used
to starting the day like this...
[00:27] Nasa
One night, when the moon was shining bright,
[00:30] Nasa
a certain girl saved my life.
[00:32] Nasa
This really cute girl ended up being the wife
I would promise to spend the future with.
[00:38] Nasa
Now, living under the same roof,
our newlywed life has begun.
[00:42] Nasa
This is the story of a couple
who had a strange first meeting,
[00:46] ---
and ended up together with an
irreplaceable bond between them.
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN ~ Uniform ~
[01:03] Tsukasa
Darling, what are you doing?
[01:06] Nasa
Some tables I was asked to put together.
[01:08] Nasa
This job involves building a database.
[01:10] Tsukasa
So, you're programming right now?
[01:13] Nasa
Yep, I sure am.
[01:14] Tsukasa
And me playing a video game right
next to you doesn't distract you?
[01:19] Nasa
Not really.
[01:20] Nasa
It's no bother at all.
[01:22] Tsukasa
That's impressive.
[01:24] Tsukasa
I'd be way too curious to be able to focus.
[01:28] Tsukasa
I wonder...
[01:31] Tsukasa
Just how much focus does my darling have?
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[01:36] MC
This time on Traveling Q*...
SIGN Finding the Quiz Champion at the Ends of the Earth!!
[01:38] MC
It's a global mental gymnastics special!
[01:43] Taki
We're glad to have you*
with us again this week!
[01:45] Taki
I'm your host, Taki-chan!
SIGN Natsuki Taki
SIGN Q-kun
[01:49] Taki
I hope you're ready to run
some Qs through your head!
[01:50] Tsukasa
Look, darling!
[01:52] ---
It's the girl we met at the service area!
[01:54] Nasa
Oh, I remember her!
[01:56] Tsukasa
Are you any good at quiz
shows like this, darling?
[01:59] Nasa
I don't think so, not really.
[02:01] Nasa
My knowledge tends to be
tailored toward passing exams.
[02:04] Tsukasa
He says that,
[02:06] Tsukasa
but at the same time, his hands
haven't stopped for a second.
[02:09] Tsukasa
He's not just...
[02:11] Tsukasa
slapping a bunch of keys at random, is he?
[02:14] Tsukasa
Well, there are figs in the fridge.
[02:17] ---
Why don't we put them on the line in a bet?
[02:18] Nasa
Aw, I dunno about that...
[02:21] Taki
And here's our first question!
[02:23] Sign
Question 1
[02:25] MC
Here we have Ruka-chan and her mom.
SIGN Ruka-chan
SIGN Mom
[02:28] MC
Ruka-chan's mom is 4 times Ruka's own age.
SIGN Age
SIGN Age x 4
SIGN Age + 4
[02:31] MC
After four years, Mom will
be 3 times Ruka-chan's age.
SIGN Age x 3
[02:36] Taki
So, how old are Ruka-chan
and her mom right now?
SIGN What ages are Ruka-chan and her mom?
[02:41] Ruka
That's a hard one.
[02:44] Ruka
My mom is 43 years old, but...
[02:47] Taki
That's not part of the quiz!
[02:49] Tsukasa
W-Well, if her mom is 25,
then Ruka-chan would be...
[02:55] Nasa
Ruka-chan is eight, and her mom is 32.
[02:58] Tsukasa
Huh?
[02:59] Nasa
That's the answer.
[03:01] Nasa
If we suppose the mom is somewhere
between 20 and 100 years old,
[03:06] Nasa
there are 21 patterns where
she's four times her daughter's age.
[03:09] Nasa
If you then add 4, and look
for a quotient of 3,
[03:14] Nasa
the only choice is the pair of 12 and 36,
[03:16] Nasa
which means that right now,
they're eight and 32 years old.
[03:20] Nasa
I kind of brute forced the answer, though.
[03:23] Nasa
There's probably a better
way to figure it out.
[03:25] Nasa
Simultaneous equations would
probably be the cleanest.
SIGN How long do turtles live?
SIGN Suirenji Ruka
[03:30] Tsukasa
Darling, is math your specialty?
[03:32] Nasa
Nah. I just practiced until
I got the hang of it.
[03:36] Taki
The answer is eight and 32 years old!
[03:39] Nasa
Oh, great! I got it.
[03:41] Tsukasa
O-Okay, I see...
[03:43] Tsukasa
I guess this isn't enough to distract him.
[03:48] Tsukasa
Not that I have any good reason
to distract him, mind you.
[03:52] Aya
Okay, I'm caught up on the situation!
[03:55] Aya
Mankind will go extinct!
[03:57] Aya
...extinct!
[03:57] Aya
...extinct!
[03:58] Nasa
Aya-san?!
[03:58] Tsukasa
Aya?!
[03:59] Aya
Your little quiz game
with figs on the line...
[04:01] Aya
I'm joining the fray!
[04:03] Nasa
How do you know about that
if you just got here?!
[04:06] Charl
I see!
[04:07] Charl
Well, I happen to like figs, too.
[04:10] Charl
So count me in!
[04:11] Tsukasa
Charlotte?
[04:13] Tsukasa
And you're here on your own?
[04:15] Charl
Yep!
[04:16] Charl
Chitose-chan told me to check in on you.
[04:18] Charl
I also brought somen noodles as a gift.
[04:21] Tsukasa
Thank you...
[04:22] Taki
And now for question two!
[04:23] Sign
Question 2
[04:25] Taki
This next one's a bit harder!
SIGN 21 Chocolate Bars
[04:28] MC
Here we have 21 chocolate bars!
[04:30] MC
With two people taking turns picking
them up, in groups of one to four...
[04:34] MC
The person to grab the
last one is the winner!
[04:35] MC
Grab the Last One to Win
[04:35] MC
Grab the Last One to Win
[04:36] Taki
And so, how do you win?
SIGN What's the trick to winning?!
[04:39] Taki
What's the secret trick to ensure
you get the last chocolate?!
[04:42] Aya
Uh, wait a second...
[04:44] Charlotte
I'm not even sure what they're asking.
[04:46] Tsukasa
You can make sure you win? How would you...
[04:49] Nasa
You have to go first, and choose just one.
[04:52] Both
Huh?
[04:53] Nasa
Well, to get the 21st chocolate,
[04:56] Nasa
you need to make sure the other person
lands within the range of 17-20,
[05:00] Nasa
which means you need to get the 16th one.
[05:02] Nasa
To make sure you get the
16th one, you'll want the 11th.
[05:05] Nasa
To get the 11th, you'll want the 6th.
[05:07] Nasa
If you follow that logic all the way back,
you realize you need the first bar.
[05:11] Nasa
That question was easier, to be honest.
[05:15] Aya
Tsukacchan, this is bad!
[05:16] Aya
There's no way we'll win this unless
we can distract Nasa-kun!
[05:20] Tsukasa
Maybe so, but...
[05:21] Charl
In that case, I have a great idea!
[05:25] Charl
Come with me!
[05:26] Aya
What is it?
[05:27] Charl
We're having a strategy meeting!
[05:29] Aya
R-Right!
[05:32] Aya
So, what's your great idea?
[05:35] Charl
What better way is there to distract a boy...
[05:39] Charl
than with a charming girl? Right?
[05:43] Aya
But he's already got an adorable wife.
[05:46] Charl
She needs to do more than just exist!
[05:48] Charl
It's time to really pour on the charm.
[05:50] Charl
Which is to say...
[05:52] Charl
She needs to put on my maid's uniform
[05:54] Charl
and seduce her darling!
[05:57] Tsukasa
What?! A maid's uniform?!
[06:00] Charl
Yep! There's not a guy on this planet
who doesn't love maid uniforms.
[06:04] Charl
So, if she puts mine on...
[06:07] Aya
Nasa-kun will be so distracted,
he'll make a mistake!
[06:10] Tsukasa
Wait, but even if—
[06:12] Aya
No ifs, ands, or buts!
[06:15] Aya
It's...
[06:17] Aya
It's for the sake of the figs!
[06:20] Aya
So, please!
[06:21] Aya
Become a maid!
[06:26] Tsukasa
O-Okay...
[06:30] Aya
Nasa-kun!
[06:32] Charl
Here we go!
[06:33] Aya
Let's see how you handle this!
[06:44] Nasa
Why's she dressed like that?!
[06:45] Aya
This is your chance, Tsukacchan!
[06:46] Aya
Finish him off with the thing!
[06:48] Tsukasa
D-Do I seriously have to say it?
[06:50] Aya
Of course you do!
[06:51] Charl
This ends here! Go, go!
[07:01] Tsukasa
A-Are you prepared to lose... m-master?
[07:10] Charl
There it is!
[07:11] MC
Now, how many prime numbers
are there between 1 and 10?
[07:15] Nasa
Four of them.
[07:16] Taki
That's correct!
SIGN Congratulations, Winner
SIGN About 4?
[07:18] Taki
Ruka-chan is our winner!
[07:21] Aya
Why was he able to answer?!
[07:23] Charl
No fair!
[07:24] Aya
Why, why, why, why?!
[07:26] Aya
And why weren't you affected by
seeing her like this, Nasa-kun?!
[07:31] Nasa
Well... I was.
[07:34] Nasa
It's so cute... I thought I might die.
[07:39] Tsukasa
Thanks...
[07:41] Tsukasa
You wanna... eat those figs?
[07:43] Nasa
Let's all share them.
[07:50] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan dressed like a maid...
[07:57] Nasa
That was super awesome!
[07:59] Nasa
I think I get it. No wonder
maid cafés are so popular.
[08:03] Nasa
I mean, you get served by girls
in that kind of outfit, right?
[08:06] Nasa
I can see the appeal...
[08:08] Nasa
It's not even a little risque,
but so powerful...
[08:11] Nasa
It's totally crazy!
[08:13] Nasa
It'd be enough to put the perfect
superman down for the count!
[08:17] Nasa
I wonder if she'd wear it again!
[08:20] Nasa
No, calm down. That's asking too much.
[08:23] Nasa
It might have been cute, but I can't just
ask her to wear a maid uniform again.
[08:30] Nasa
But that maid uniform was really cute.
[08:35] Tsukasa
I didn't realize he was
into that kind of thing.
[08:38] Tsukasa
But would he be glad if I wore it again?
[08:44] Tsukasa
Darling...
[08:46] Nasa
Y-Yes? Wh-What is it, Tsukasa-chan?
[08:50] Tsukasa
Do you want me to wear the uniform again?
[08:53] Nasa
Th-That's not it!
[08:55] Nasa
It's more like, it looks really great, or I
want to see you looking cute again, or sorta...
[08:57] Tsukasa
Ch-Charlotte...
[08:59] Tsukasa
Sh-She said there were extras, and left it behind.
[09:04] Tsukasa
See?
[09:07] Nasa
I see.
[09:09] Tsukasa
Do you want me to put it on again?
[09:14] Nasa
Uh... well...
[09:16] Nasa
Of course!
[09:26] Tsukasa
Some other time!
[09:28] Tsukasa
You're kind of scaring me!
[09:29] Nasa
I'm not scary!
[09:29] Tsukasa
It'll just have to wait!
[09:31] Nasa
You'll never find a more mild-mannered guy!
[09:33] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?!
[09:37] Kaname
What kinda cosplay are you into, Senpai?
[09:40] Nasa
Wh-Wh-Where did that come from?!
[09:42] Kaname
It's actually a big issue.
[09:44] Kaname
You're gonna need to know what cosplay
your wife can wear to get you going,
[09:49] Kaname
for when the time comes.
[09:51] Nasa
Whoa, whoa, what "time" are we talking about?!
[09:53] Kaname
Obviously, for when things
start to cool off at night.
[09:56] Nasa
Believe me, it's still plenty thrilling!
[09:59] Kaname
Really, the fact that anyone still turns
bright red at the sight of a maid uniform...
[10:03] Kaname
You're a cheap date, aren't you?
[10:05] Nasa
Did Aya-san tell you about yesterday?
[10:08] Aya
Of course!
[10:09] Aya
Your newlywed life is a communal
treasure in this household!
[10:12] Aya
I have an obligation to report the facts!
[10:16] Nasa
Do you have to share every
little thing without asking?!
[10:19] Kaname
So, are maids, like, your number one choice?
[10:25] Nasa
Maid uniforms are nice and all, but...
[10:27] Nasa
If I had a favorite, it'd be...
a lab coat and glasses, maybe?
[10:33] Aya
Nasa-kun, you're so pervy!
[10:35] Nasa
I mean, you made it sound like
I had to pick something!
[10:38] Tsukasa
What's this about a lab coat and glasses?
[10:40] Nasa
Well, y'know, it's like the
glasses go with the lab coat,
[10:43] Nasa
and the lab coat goes with the glasses...
[10:45] Nasa
And that's where love comes from!
[10:51] Kaname
I guess cosplay is fine and all,
[10:53] Kaname
but the two of you haven't done any normal
romantic stuff like people your age do, right?
[10:59] Nasa
Huh?
[11:00] Tsukasa
She's right. I've never gone out with
a girl before now, or even liked one.
[11:06] Tsukasa
Is this how a relationship is supposed to be?
[11:10] Tsukasa
In terms of age, we're high school students.
[11:13] Tsukasa
So shouldn't there be romantic events
that people our age encounter?
[11:17] Tsukasa
What exactly is normal romance
for high schoolers, anyway?!
[11:20] Kaname
Isn't it obvious?
[11:22] Kaname
Dates in your school uniforms.
[11:24] Nasa
Huh?
[11:25] Aya
Exactly!
[11:26] Aya
Going on dates in school uniforms has
become a global movement at this point!
[11:29] Aya
The term "seifuku date" has been
adopted all over the world!
[11:34] Nasa
Is it seriously that big of a deal now?!
[11:37] Kaname
I can't blame you for not knowing.
[11:38] Kaname
Math nerds like you usually don't
know squat about the world at large.
SIGN ° This is her personal opinion
[11:42] Nasa
I see... Well, we never went to
high school, so we don't have uniforms.
[11:48] Aya
No worries there!
[11:50] Aya
I happen to have uniforms
from all kinds of schools!
[11:53] Nasa
Why do you have so many?!
[11:55] Aya
It's totally normal.
[11:57] Aya
All Japanese high school students
have multiple uniforms!
SIGN ° Actual numbers may vary
[12:01] Kaname
Uniform dates are hot in Germany right now,
[12:04] ---
and the girls over there have
eight or nine per person!
SIGN ° Citation needed
[12:06] Nasa
Really?
[12:08] Nasa
But even if she had one...
[12:10] Nasa
Does Tsukasa-chan seem like she'd wear it?
[12:13] Aya
I getcha.
[12:15] Kaname
Still!
[12:16] Kaname
Are you really just gonna give up, Senpai?!
[12:19] Kaname
As a man...
[12:21] Kaname
No, as a husband!
[12:23] Kaname
Don't you want to see your wife
dressed like a schoolgirl?!
[12:27] Kaname
...girl?!
[12:28] Kaname
...girl?!
[12:29] Nasa
I do!
[12:30] Kaname
A version of her that
no one else has ever seen...
[12:33] Kaname
I'm talking about rarity!
[12:35] Kaname
SSS rarity, the kind that no amount
of gacha luck could ever bring you!
[12:40] Kaname
Can you die without ever
seeing it for yourself?!
[12:44] Nasa
I really want to. Please!
[12:47] Aya
Leave it to me, then!
[12:49] Aya
I swear, I'll get Tsukacchan
into a school uniform!
[12:53] Aya
...uniform!
[12:54] Aya
...uniform!
[12:56] Aya
Tsukacchan, do you have a sec?
[12:58] Tsukasa
Shouldn't you be in school?
[13:00] Aya
That doesn't matter right now!
[13:02] Aya
Don't you want to go on a date with
Nasa-kun while wearing a school uniform?
[13:05] Tsukasa
What are you talking about?
[13:07] Aya
Are you gonna do a school
uniform date or not?!
[13:11] Tsukasa
Well, no? I don't have a school uniform.
[13:15] Aya
I can lend you one!
[13:16] Tsukasa
No, that's okay.
[13:17] Tsukasa
Besides, wearing a uniform when
you're not actually a student...
[13:20] Tsukasa
That's kinda embarrassing.
[13:22] Aya
Oh, I see.
[13:25] Aya
Well, you are cute, Tsukacchan...
[13:28] Aya
But you probably wouldn't
look good in a uniform.
[13:32] Aya
You've got a point. I guess
that's all there is to it.
[13:34] Tsukasa
Now, hold on!
[13:36] Tsukasa
How can we know unless I try it on?!
SIGN Competitive Streak Activated
[13:40] Aya
Aw, come on, it's so obvious!
[13:43] Aya
There's no way a cool beauty like you
would look good in a school uniform.
[13:47] Tsukasa
Okay, in that case...
[13:50] Tsukasa
Bring the uniform here!
[13:52] Tsukasa
I'll try it on!
[13:55] Aya
She says she'll try it.
[13:56] Nasa
How'd you manage that?!
[14:01] Nasa
Why are you two here?
[14:02] Aya
Aw, come on!
[14:03] Kaname
You can't just have her all to yourself.
[14:06] Nasa
Doesn't seem like the kind of
thing you show off, is all...
[14:10] Kaname
I guess he's...
[14:11] Aya
...actually pretty particular about this stuff.
[14:14] Tsukasa
I've finished changing.
[14:15] Aya
Come on in, then!
[14:20] Nasa
School uniforms are really magical,
as far as clothing goes.
[14:25] Nasa
They manage to be cute in a way
that's impossible to argue against!
[14:28] Tsukasa
Wh-What do you think?
[14:29] Aya
Wow!
[14:30] Kaname
You're super cute!
[14:32] Aya
Now, next up...
[14:33] Kaname
Hold this...
[14:34] Kaname
And say the line!
[14:38] Tsukasa
"I-I'm gonna be late!"
[14:41] Aya
So cute! You're so cute,
I think my heart's gonna stop!
[14:44] Kaname
Now, pretend like you ran into someone!
[14:49] Tsukasa
Ow, ow, ow...
[14:50] Aya
Now suddenly become
self-conscious about your skirt!
[14:53] Aya
"Eek!"
[14:54] Aya
"What do you think you're
looking at, you pervert?!"
[14:57] Tsukasa
How much more of this do I have to do?!
[14:59] Kaname
C'mon, it's fine!
[15:01] Aya
The more you do, the more
cuteness is on display!
[15:04] Aya
You think so too, don't you, Nasa-kun?
[15:13] Nasa
It's... really incredibly cute... yeah.
[15:20] Tsukasa
Thanks.
[15:26] Aya
Sorry, Tsukacchan.
[15:28] Aya
I wanted you to try the uniform on,
[15:30] Aya
so I lied about thinking you
wouldn't look good in it.
[15:33] Tsukasa
Wait, you did?
[15:34] Aya
And now that you've got it on, why not just
head straight for a date at a theme park?
[15:39] Tsukasa
I dunno...
[15:40] Nasa
That'd be a little...
[15:42] Kaname
What's there to be embarrassed
about after all this?
[15:46] Aya
That's right!
[15:51] Nasa
If only we really could...
[16:03] Nasa
But, man, Tsukasa-chan was really
cute in that school uniform.
[16:08] Nasa
What is it about those
uniforms that's so exciting?
[16:12] Nasa
It's actually kind of incredible!
[16:14] Nasa
I wonder if she'd be
willing to wear it again...
[16:18] Tsukasa
Darling, your internal
monologue is leaking again.
[16:22] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?!
[16:24] Tsukasa
You said something similar the other day.
[16:26] Nasa
I'm sorry for all the weird requests!
[16:28] Nasa
I mean, it seems like I
keep making them lately...
[16:28] Tsukasa
It's nothing worth apologizing over...
[16:30] Nasa
That's no good! I really should know better!
[16:33] Nasa
I'm such a dummy!
[16:33] Tsukasa
Did I really look that good in the uniform?
[16:36] Nasa
O-Of course.
[16:38] Nasa
It was like... it hit
on an instinctual level.
[16:41] Nasa
Something about it really got me going.
[16:45] Tsukasa
I guess you have that side to you, too.
[16:48] Nasa
Huh?! Well, yeah...
[16:52] Nasa
Of course I do.
[16:54] Nasa
There's no point in lying, so...
[16:56] Nasa
The fact is, it got me going.
[16:58] Tsukasa
I-I see.
[17:00] Tsukasa
I have to admit, I'm impressed with how
manly you can be about stuff like this.
[17:03] Nasa
Right! Because I don't believe
in lying about my own feelings!
[17:07] Tsukasa
O-Okay. That's pretty
praiseworthy, to be honest.
[17:10] Nasa
Thank you very much!
[17:14] Tsukasa
In that case...
[17:18] Tsukasa
Sh-Should I try it on again?
[17:21] Tsukasa
...on again?
SIGN Boom
[17:22] Tsukasa
...on again?
[17:24] Nasa
Will you?!
[17:24] Tsukasa
Yeah. If it'd make you that happy...
[17:27] Nasa
It would! Really happy! Super happy!
[17:29] Nasa
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy!
[17:29] Tsukasa
Okay... I'll go get changed.
[17:42] Tsukasa
I'm done changing.
[17:44] Nasa
Come right on in!
[17:52] Tsukasa
S-So, what do you think this time?
[17:55] Nasa
Um... well...
[18:00] Nasa
You're so cute, I'm speechless.
[18:04] Tsukasa
Th-Thanks.
[18:07] Tsukasa
Still, there's something really weird about
wearing a uniform when I don't go to school.
[18:15] Tsukasa
It feels like I'm doing something naughty.
[18:21] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, can I touch you?
[18:24] Tsukasa
N-No, I think that might be a little too much...
[18:34] Tsukasa
Sir, this is a hands-off establishment.
[18:39] Tsukasa
But... if you want to take
my socks off, that'd be fine.
[18:46] Nasa
I-In that case...
[18:59] Tsukasa
I said no touching.
[19:02] Nasa
S-Sorry, but I just...
[19:16] Tsukasa
Okay, then, as punishment,
[19:18] Tsukasa
you have to take the other sock off.
[19:22] Nasa
O-Okay.
[19:24] Nasa
But first...
[19:27] Nasa
One more time.
[19:30] Tsukasa
Don't lick my leg...
[19:38] Tsukasa
Darling?
[19:41] Tsukasa
How long are you going to be in bed?
[19:50] Nasa
Ts-Tsukasa-chan... That outfit...
[19:54] Tsukasa
You have work today, right?
[19:56] Tsukasa
You'd better hurry up and get ready...
[19:59] Tsukasa
Or you're gonna be so late!
[20:03] Nasa
You're right!
[20:04] Tsukasa
Darling?
[20:05] Nasa
Yeah?
[20:06] Tsukasa
Darling...
[20:07] Nasa
Huh?
[20:08] Tsukasa
Darling!
[20:12] Tsukasa
Good morning, darling.
[20:16] Tsukasa
You had a huge smile on your face.
[20:19] Tsukasa
Pleasant dreams, I take it?
[20:20] Nasa
Huh?! Uh, yeah!
[20:22] Tsukasa
Breakfast is ready.
[20:24] Tsukasa
You have work today, right?
[20:29] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan!
[20:31] Nasa
Listen...
[20:33] Nasa
Next time, could you wake
me with the uniform on?
[20:35] Tsukasa
What?!
[20:36] Tsukasa
Why on earth would I do that?!
[20:38] Nasa
That morning...
[20:39] Nasa
Just once, please!
[20:40] Nasa
I think something may have
awakened inside me.
[20:40] Tsukasa
But why?!
[20:42] Nasa
I just want to see what it's like!