# TONIKAWA: Over The Moon For You
Nasa Yuzaki falls in love at first sight after an encounter with the mysterious Tsukasa. When Nasa earnestly confesses his feelings, she replies, "I'll date you, but only if we're married." Nasa and Tsukasa's cute and precious newlywed life of love is about to begin!
# Season 1
# E1 - Marriage
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYWMGGP8R/marriage)
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**[00:17] Nasa**
* It's like my life is being*
* sucked up by this snow.*
**[00:22] Nasa**
*Am I going to die?*
**[00:25] Nasa**
*My entire body feels like it's on fire.*
**[00:27] Nasa**
*I didn't realize dying would hurt this much.*
**[00:32] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You'll be okay.
**[00:35] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
It takes more than this to kill someone.
**[00:38] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Besides, you're not ready to die yet, right?
**[00:42] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
So... hang in there.
**[00:47] Nasa**
* I heard a kind voice as my consciousness*
* started to slip away...*
**[00:52] Nasa**
*It was the first time my wife ever spoke to me.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
**[02:27] Nasa**
*Let's say you get married*
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun
stands up!
***SIGN*** Thank you for
being born!
***SIGN*** Happy birthday!
***SIGN*** First Bath
**[02:29] Nasa**
*and end up having kids.*
**[02:31] Nasa**
*Let me offer one piece of advice:*
**[02:36] (Flashback) Dad**
He's full of energy!
**[02:38] (Flashback) Mom**
What should we name him?
**[02:40] Dad**
Good question. I want him to be big,
like the universe itself!
***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** Marriage
**[02:43] Dad**
Let's call him Nasa,
with the kanji for "starry sky"!
**[02:46] Nasa**
*Please, give your kid a normal name!*
***SIGN*** Yuzaki Nasa
***SIGN*** Usakame Kindergarden
**[02:50] Nasa**
*By the time I was in kindergarten...*
**[02:52] (Flashback) Teacher**
Let's see, your name is...
***SIGN*** Admission Form
**[02:55] (Flashback) Teacher**
Yuzaki...
**[02:57] (Flashback) Teacher**
Nasa, huh?
**[03:00] Nasa**
* Whenever an adult saw what my*
* name was, they'd chuckle a bit.*
**[03:05] (Flashback) Girl**
Hey, hey! Are you gonna
be an astronaut, Nasa-kun?
**[03:10] (Flashback) Nasa**
I don't think so, why?
**[03:13] (Flashback) Girl**
Then why's your name Nasa? That's weird!
**[03:17] Nasa**
*At the time, I didn't realize*
**[03:18] ---**
* NASA was also the American National*
* Aeronautics and Space Administration.*
**[03:23] Girl**
Everyone knows about NASA!
**[03:23] Nasa**
* But I did realize that people*
* were making fun of me...*
**[03:27] Nasa**
*And I really hated that.*
**[03:30] Nasa**
* So I wanted to become someone*
* people would respect.*
**[03:34] Nasa**
*So that anyone who heard my name,*
***SIGN*** Success
**[03:36] ---**
*no matter where in the world they were from,*
**[03:38] Nasa**
*they'd think, "Wow, he's even better than NASA!"*
**[03:43] Nasa**
* There's something inside me that lets me*
* push myself to the limit, once I get motivated.*
**[03:48] Nasa**
* Because of that, by the time I was*
* in my third year of middle school...*
**[03:51] (Flashback) ---**
What?!
**[03:52] (Flashback) Yanagi**
Tsukuba University's affiliated high school?!
**[03:54] (Flashback) Yanagi**
B-But, Yuzaki-kun, that school's famous for
only wanting people who score in the top 30%!
**[03:59] (Flashback) Nasa**
Right.
**[04:00] (Flashback) Nasa**
But...
**[04:01] (Flashback) Nasa**
I think I can get in!
**[04:04] Nasa**
*Look how ready I am!*
**[04:05] (Flashback) Yanagi**
Well, with your grades,
**[04:08] (Flashback) ---**
you probably could get an A-rating
from the big public schools...
**[04:11] (Flashback) Yanagi**
But do you have a backup school?
**[04:13] (Flashback) Yanagi**
There's a risk of wasting money, not to
mention recommendation being—
**[04:15] (Flashback) Nasa**
Sensei...
**[04:17] (Flashback) Nasa**
I don't need a backup school.
**[04:20] (Flashback) Nasa**
Because I'm getting into my top choice!
**[04:22] (Flashback) ---**
My name is Yuzaki Nasa!
**[04:24] (Flashback) ---**
And I'll reach the speed
of light before NASA does!
**[04:27] (Flashback) Yanagi**
I guess grades and common
sense aren't synonymous.
**[04:30] (Flashback) Yanagi**
But... wait! On the off-chance you fail,
**[04:32] (Flashback) ---**
you'll end up losing a whole year!
**[04:34] (Flashback) Nasa**
There is no off-chance.
**[04:36] (Flashback) Nasa**
Because I'm going to reach
the speed of light—
**[04:37] Yanagi**
You know what, never mind!
**[04:41] (Flashback) Yanagi**
Look, there's still time before entrance exams.
**[04:43] (Flashback) Yanagi**
Take some time and discuss what
you're going to do with your parents.
**[04:47] (Flashback) Nasa**
I don't intend to turn to my
parents for advice. It's my life.
**[04:51] (Flashback) Yanagi**
Well, you never know what
fate has in store for you.
**[04:55] (Flashback) Yanagi**
If you let your guard down,
it could cost you everything.
**[04:59] (Flashback) Nasa**
No matter what fate has in store for me...
**[05:02] (Flashback) Nasa**
I know I'll be able to manage!
**[05:08] Nasa**
*And I genuinely believed that.*
**[05:10] Nasa**
*After reinventing myself through sheer effort,*
**[05:12] ---**
* I was sure that I could deal with*
* anything fate had in store for me.*
***SIGN*** February 2018 National Middle School Trial Exam Results Sheet Name: Yuzaki Nasa School Year: 3rd National Ranking: 1st Collective Score Across Five Subjects: 498/500
**[05:16] Nasa**
*But then...*
**[05:17] (Flashback) Nasa**
First place again! At this rate,
the entrance exam will be no problem.
**[05:25] Nasa**
*I let my guard down...*
**[05:27] Nasa**
*and stumbled across the fate that awaited me.*
**[05:31] Nasa**
*I didn't have words for it.*
**[05:32] Nasa**
*She was just really cute!*
**[05:38] Nasa**
*What school does she go to?*
**[05:40] Nasa**
* Is she the same age as me?*
* Wait, younger, maybe?*
**[05:44] Nasa**
*No, it doesn't matter!*
**[05:47] Nasa**
*I think talking to this girl right now is what...*
**[05:50] (Flashback) Nasa**
E-Excuse me!
**[05:51] Nasa**
*...I was born to do!*
**[05:53] (Flashback) Nasa**
Would you—
**[06:02] Nasa**
* I let my guard down...*
* and it cost me everything.*
**[06:06] Nasa**
*I never thought I would die like this.*
**[06:10] Nasa**
*I didn't even get to learn her name...*
**[06:14] Nasa**
* I don't want to die! I don't want*
* to die! I don't want to die!*
**[06:17] Nasa**
* If I die like this, what was the point*
* of being born in the first place?!*
**[06:22] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You'll be okay.
**[06:24] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
It takes more than this to kill someone.
**[06:29] Nasa**
*It's her...*
**[06:31] Nasa**
*Blood? Why is she bleeding?*
**[06:33] (Flashback) Driver**
A-A-A-Are you okay?!
**[06:37] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Yeah, I am.
**[06:39] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
But could you get him to a hospital?
**[06:42] (Flashback) Driver**
Whoa, wait! I know he's in bad shape,
**[06:44] (Flashback) Driver**
but didn't you take the brunt of the
the hit when you got in front of him?!
**[06:52] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You really shouldn't try to talk.
**[06:54] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You might not be dying,
but you're hurt pretty bad.
**[06:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
No thanks necessary.
**[06:58] (Flashback) ---**
Get some rest, and when you wake up,
forget you ever saw me.
**[07:04] Nasa**
* As I saw her heading toward*
* the moon while leaving...*
**[07:08] Nasa**
*It was as if she was Princess Kaguya.*
**[07:13] Nasa**
*My consciousness left me...*
**[07:16] Nasa**
*And so did you.*
**[07:19] Nasa**
* "The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter" is the story*
* of a couple who didn't get to be together.*
**[07:24] Nasa**
*Princess Kaguya returned to the moon,*
**[07:26] ---**
* and nobody, not her adopted father*
* nor the emperor, could stop her.*
***SIGN*** Do you really want...
***SIGN*** Do you really want...
***SIGN*** to just sleep like this?
***SIGN*** You never even
got her name.
***SIGN*** If you let her go now,
***SIGN*** you may never see her again—
***SIGN*** you may never see her again—
***SIGN*** Miracles don't
happen twice.
**[07:39] (Flashback) Driver**
Right! We're over by the place, at the thing!
**[07:41] (Flashback) Driver**
Yes, please! Send an ambulance as fast as—
**[07:43] (Flashback) Nasa**
Don't worry about me!
**[07:49] (Flashback) Driver**
Are you okay?!
**[07:50] (Flashback) Nasa**
Did you see where that girl went?
**[07:53] (Flashback) Driver**
Look, you really should lie down!
**[07:55] (Flashback) Nasa**
Now is not the time!
**[07:58] (Flashback) Driver**
I'm pretty sure this is exactly the time...
**[08:01] (Flashback) Nasa**
I understand why you would want
me to go to the hospital.
**[08:04] (Flashback) Nasa**
I'd feel the same way if I ran someone over!
**[08:07] (Flashback) Nasa**
Because they could die!
**[08:09] (Flashback) Driver**
If you understand all that,
why are you doing this?
**[08:11] (Flashback) Nasa**
Because...
**[08:13] (Flashback) Nasa**
She's just really cute!
**[08:15] (Flashback) Driver**
I don't understand what he's trying to say,
**[08:17] (Flashback) ---**
but I can tell he really means it!
**[08:19] (Flashback) Nasa**
That being the case, goodbye, mister!
**[08:24] (Flashback) Driver**
Wait!
**[08:36] Nasa**
* I don't know if I'll be able to find her,*
* but if this is fate, then...*
**[08:41] Nasa**
*I know—*
**[08:44] Nasa**
*There she is!*
**[08:48] (Flashback) Nasa**
Excuse me...
**[08:51] (Flashback) Nasa**
Thank you for before. I survived, thanks to you!
**[08:55] (Flashback) Nasa**
My name is Yuzaki Nasa!
**[08:57] (Flashback) ---**
Written with the characters for
"starry sky," but pronounced "Nasa"!
**[09:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Well, this is impressive.
**[09:03] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You're able to move with those injuries?
**[09:05] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I mentioned this before,
but you're pretty badly hurt.
**[09:08] (Flashback) Nasa**
I just had to thank you!
**[09:14] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
All right, take that wet
coat off and have a seat.
**[09:19] (Flashback) Nasa**
You don't mind?!
**[09:20] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
What I do mind is you being covered in blood.
**[09:23] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
After I went to the trouble of saving you...
**[09:25] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You've only got one life,
so take better care of it, okay?
**[09:28] Nasa**
*Is this the smell of her shampoo?*
**[09:31] Nasa**
*Do girls really smell this good?*
**[09:38] (Flashback) Nasa**
W-W-W-Wait—
**[09:42] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You've lost a lot of blood.
You need to stay warm.
**[09:46] Nasa**
* The warmth from her coat and*
* this intensely sweet aroma...*
**[09:51] Nasa**
*It's enough to knock me out!*
**[09:54] Nasa**
*And...*
**[09:55] Nasa**
*This girl is just seriously, really cute!*
**[10:02] (Flashback) Nasa**
You're not cold?
**[10:04] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Of course I am. It's snowing outside.
**[10:07] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
But I think I should call for help.
**[10:10] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You could actually die at this rate.
**[10:14] (Flashback) Nasa**
I'm fi—
**[10:16] (Flashback) Nasa**
Huh... wha?
**[10:18] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Both of your legs are broken, you know.
**[10:21] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
And the adrenaline from the
accident is about to wear off.
**[10:26] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Pretty soon, you'll find it
hard to stay conscious.
**[10:29] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
If you care about staying alive,
just wait right there.
**[10:32] (Flashback) ---**
I'll call an ambulance.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Goodbye, now.
**[10:37] (Flashback) ---**
Look after yourself.
**[10:44] Nasa**
*My whole body's burning.*
**[10:48] Nasa**
*My consciousness is fading...*
**[10:50] Nasa**
*But...*
**[10:54] (Flashback) Nasa**
Wait!
**[11:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
A-Are you crazy?! You could seriously die!
**[11:05] (Flashback) Nasa**
You looked just like Princess Kaguya before!
**[11:10] (Flashback) Nasa**
When the people from the moon came for her,
**[11:12] (Flashback) ---**
neither the old man nor the
emperor fought for Kaguya,
**[11:14] (Flashback) ---**
even though they cared about her!
**[11:18] (Flashback) Nasa**
But... if you know you'll
never see someone again,
**[11:22] (Flashback) Nasa**
you should fight for them,
chase after them, and try to get them back!
**[11:26] (Flashback) Nasa**
Even if it means dying!
If you really love them...
**[11:34] (Flashback) Nasa**
And I...
**[11:36] (Flashback) Nasa**
love you.
**[11:40] (Flashback) Nasa**
I just met you, and I don't
even know your name yet,
**[11:45] (Flashback) Nasa**
but all the same, would you go out with me?
**[11:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Fair enough.
**[12:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
We can be together... if you'll marry me.
**[12:08] (Flashback) Nasa**
Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
**[12:10] Nasa**
*The way I answered instantly in that moment*
**[12:13] ---**
*is something I will always be proud of.*
**[12:17] Nasa**
*And after giving my answer... I passed out.*
**[12:22] Nasa**
* When I woke up, the cherry*
* blossoms were starting to fall.*
**[12:27] Nasa**
*I was told that if she hadn't protected me,*
**[12:30] ---**
*I probably would've died instantly.*
**[12:34] Nasa**
* In the end, she was gone before*
* I could even learn her name.*
**[12:38] (Flashback) Nasa**
Would you go out with me?
**[12:42] Nasa**
* Based on what's happened,*
* should I consider myself rejected?*
**[12:46] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
We can be together... if you'll marry me.
**[12:50] Nasa**
* Looking back now, maybe that response*
* was her way of turning me down.*
**[12:58] Nasa**
* My days after waking up were*
* filled with studying and rehab.*
**[13:01] Nasa**
* I missed my chance to take the exams*
* and ended up losing that year...*
**[13:06] Nasa**
*So I took them in the following year.*
**[13:08] Nasa**
*I had a top score,*
**[13:10] ---**
* but just didn't feel like going to*
* high school and declined the offers I got.*
**[13:13] Nasa**
*I put my talents to use working a service job*
**[13:16] ---**
*in the hopes of meeting her again,*
**[13:18] Nasa**
*but the day never came.*
**[13:21] Nasa**
* I knew my parents would get*
* anxious if I worked too much,*
**[13:25] ---**
* so I rented a small apartment,*
* where I lived alone.*
**[13:28] Nasa**
*And I turned 18...*
**[13:32] Nasa**
It's amazing how much money you can
earn if you lose yourself in the work.
***SIGN*** Household Finances
***SIGN*** Total Assets
***SIGN*** Monthly Income & Expenditures
***SIGN*** Bank Account
***SIGN*** Credit Card
**[13:37] (Flashback) Nasa**
But it's not money that I want.
**[13:43] Nasa**
*I just wish I could see her again.*
**[13:48] (Flashback) Nasa**
Yes, how can I help—
**[13:52] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Hey. We meet again.
**[13:56] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Right, I forgot to mention this,
but my name is Tsukasa.
**[14:02] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Is it all right if I come in?
**[14:05] (Flashback) ---**
We've got something important to discuss.
**[14:08] Nasa**
* This picks up where*
* "The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter" left off.*
**[14:12] Nasa**
* After getting Princess*
* Kaguya back from the moon,*
**[14:14] ---**
*we'll live happily ever after.*
**[14:17] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Come on now, darling.
**[14:19] Nasa**
*The story of a married couple!*
***SIGN*** Yuzaki
**[14:25] Nasa**
*I can't deny that I have questions.*
**[14:28] Nasa**
* Even if I've been thinking*
* of her all this time...*
**[14:30] Tsukasa**
Pardon me.
**[14:32] Nasa**
* The fact of the matter is,*
* we're almost total strangers.*
**[14:36] Nasa**
* And yet, when she came into my*
* home, my thoughts were on...*
**[14:41] Nasa**
*Oh, crap! I've never had a girl over before!*
**[14:47] Nasa**
Sorry it's not much.
**[14:48] Tsukasa**
Don't worry. And thank you.
**[14:52] Nasa**
*But man, this girl is seriously cute!*
**[14:57] Nasa**
* The whole place smells a bit better*
* just from her being in here!*
**[15:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
My name is Tsukasa.
**[15:04] Nasa**
*So this is Tsukasa-chan...*
**[15:06] Nasa**
* I do have questions, but still,*
* Tsukasa-chan is so cute!*
**[15:12] Tsukasa**
Not going to sit down?
**[15:13] Nasa**
S-Sorry!
**[15:16] Nasa**
So what did you want to discuss?
**[15:23] Nasa**
What's this?
**[15:25] Tsukasa**
Our marriage registration.
**[15:29] Nasa**
M-M-M-Marriage registration?!
**[15:31] Tsukasa**
Wh... What are you so shocked about?
**[15:35] Nasa**
I-I mean...
**[15:37] Tsukasa**
Didn't we have an agreement?
**[15:39] Tsukasa**
I said I would be with you if you married me,
**[15:41] Tsukasa**
and you said yes right away.
**[15:43] Nasa**
Okay, that's technically true, but...
**[15:46] Nasa**
M-M-Marri-ri—
**[15:49] Tsukasa**
Well, never mind, then—
**[15:50] Nasa**
H-Hang on!
**[15:52] Nasa**
I'm shocked, yeah, but I never
said I wouldn't do it!
**[15:55] Nasa**
I still love you, and I want to be together!
None of that has changed!
**[15:59] Nasa**
So... if a marriage registration is what
it takes, or anything else for that matter,
**[16:04] Nasa**
I'll sign!
**[16:07] Tsukasa**
Uh, I see.
**[16:10] Nasa**
* I'm only now realizing I shouted about how*
* I loved her in the heat of the moment.*
***SIGN*** Marriage Registration
***SIGN*** Wife to Be
***SIGN*** Tsuku
***SIGN*** yomi
***SIGN*** Tsukasa
***SIGN*** Birthdate
***SIGN*** 3rd
***SIGN*** April
***SIGN*** 16 Years Old
***SIGN*** Tokyo Shibuya Ward 7-7
**[16:16] Nasa**
*S-So this is a marriage registration...*
**[16:19] Nasa**
* W-Wow. This is really bringing*
* the reality of it home.*
**[16:24] Nasa**
I'm curious... What's this about witnesses?
***SIGN*** Tsukuyomi Tokiko
***SIGN*** April 23rd
***SIGN*** Age 81
***SIGN*** Toranomon, Minato Ward
**[16:27] Tsukasa**
It's just part of getting married.
**[16:30] Tsukasa**
But all you really need is to get their seal,
**[16:34] Tsukasa**
so if push comes to shove, you get
a random passerby to vouch for you.
**[16:37] Nasa**
That works?!
**[16:38] Tsukasa**
There's also the matter of your seal,
family registration, and identification...
**[16:43] Tsukasa**
Have you got all that?
**[16:44] Nasa**
Uh, yeah...
***SIGN*** Yuzaki
**[16:48] Nasa**
*Still, is this really okay?*
**[16:51] Nasa**
* I'm going with the flow*
* and filling it out, but...*
**[16:55] Nasa**
*Maybe this is a bad idea?*
**[16:57] ---**
* If you think about it,*
* it seems a lot like a scam—*
***SIGN*** Smile
**[17:00] Nasa**
*Scams aren't such a big deal!*
**[17:02] ---**
* If there's trouble, I'll deal*
* with it when it happens!*
**[17:05] Nasa**
*Because I'm Yuzaki Nasa!*
***SIGN*** Name: Yuzaki Nasa
Age: 18
**[17:07] ---**
* The man who'll hit the speed*
* of light sooner than NASA!*
**[17:12] Nasa**
Here it is!
**[17:15] Tsukasa**
Right, thanks.
**[17:18] Tsukasa**
Oh, so that's how you write "Yuzaki."
**[17:24] Tsukasa**
Yuzaki... Yuzaki Tsukasa, huh?
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
I have to say, my new name
has a nice ring to it.
**[17:33] Tsukasa**
I like it.
**[17:35] Nasa**
Th-Thanks...
**[17:39] Tsukasa**
I know we both have our concerns,
**[17:41] ---**
and we're bound to run into trouble...
**[17:44] Tsukasa**
But I think I'm a pretty
good judge of character,
**[17:47] ---**
and I haven't said anything untrue.
**[17:50] Tsukasa**
And above all...
**[17:51] Tsukasa**
I put my faith in you.
**[17:54] Tsukasa**
I'm not perfect, but I hope
you'll take care of me.
**[17:58] Nasa**
* I definitely have concerns...*
* but for today...*
**[18:02] Nasa**
The feeling's mutual!
***SIGN*** Husband to Be Wife to Be
***SIGN*** Yu zaki Nasa Tsuku yomi Tsukasa
***SIGN*** May 5th Age 18 April 3rd Age 16
**[18:05] Nasa**
*I honestly don't care.*
**[18:08] Tsukasa**
Well, we had better get going.
**[18:10] Nasa**
Wait, where are we going this late at night?
**[18:13] Tsukasa**
Where else?
**[18:15] Tsukasa**
The ward office.
**[18:20] Tsukasa**
Since we filled out the paperwork,
we need to turn it in.
**[18:24] Nasa**
Is the office going to be open this late?
**[18:27] Tsukasa**
They've got a late-night desk.
**[18:29] Tsukasa**
Marriage registrations are
accepted 24 hours a day.
**[18:33] Nasa**
I had no idea.
**[18:35] Tsukasa**
During the day, people are busy with work,
**[18:37] Tsukasa**
and there are people like celebrities
**[18:39] ---**
who might want to get married
without a lot of public attention.
**[18:43] Nasa**
Makes sense.
**[18:45] Nasa**
*Marriage...*
**[18:46] Nasa**
*Getting married.*
**[18:48] Nasa**
* Is turning in a piece of paper*
* really all we need to get married?*
**[18:48] Tsukasa**
Yuzaki Tsukasa... Yuzaki Tsukasa...
Yuzaki Tsukasa...
**[18:53] Tsukasa**
Yuzaki Tsukasa.
**[18:56] Tsukasa**
Good, I think I'm getting used to it.
**[18:58] Tsukasa**
It does have a lovely ring to it, right?
**[19:01] Nasa**
Y-Yeah, I think so!
**[19:03] Nasa**
But here I am, with "starry sky"
being pronounced "Nasa."
**[19:08] ---**
Talk about weird...
**[19:10] Nasa**
* Wait... Come to think of it, I don't*
* think she's ever laughed at my name.*
**[19:17] Tsukasa**
NASA was founded in 1958 to compete
with the Soviet space program.
**[19:25] Tsukasa**
It was made up of 18,000
specially selected experts.
**[19:30] Tsukasa**
They took a dream that nobody would've
thought possible for humanity,
**[19:34] Tsukasa**
and through knowledge, diligence,
courage, and patience,
**[19:37] Tsukasa**
they collectively made it a reality.
**[19:40] Tsukasa**
Traveling into space is much
more difficult than it sounds.
**[19:44] Tsukasa**
It requires a literally astronomical
amount of trial and error,
**[19:48] Tsukasa**
and at the end of that endless struggle,
**[19:52] ---**
they were even able to
send people to the moon.
**[19:56] Tsukasa**
"Nasa," written with the
characters for "starry sky"...
**[19:59] Tsukasa**
I think it's a fantastic name.
**[20:02] Nasa**
* It felt like an ache that had been stuck in my*
* chest from the day I was born melted away.*
**[20:09] Nasa**
*This marriage still doesn't feel real,*
**[20:12] Nasa**
* but right now, I genuinely*
* want to marry this girl.*
**[20:19] Worker**
A marriage registration?
Sure, it'll be just one moment.
**[20:20] [SONG] Sign**
If you need assistance,
please call on the intercom
**[20:24] Worker**
Okay, here we are...
**[20:27] Worker**
Let's see... Oh, you're underage?
**[20:30] Worker**
In that case, we'll need
your guardian's approval.
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
Yes, I've got it right here.
**[20:36] Worker**
Okay, that covers all the paperwork.
**[20:39] Worker**
I'll go ahead and get it submitted.
**[20:42] Nasa**
Excuse me... Is it really okay
to do this without any parents?
**[20:46] Worker**
There's no law that says
they have to be present,
**[20:48] ---**
so it shouldn't be a problem.
**[20:51] Worker**
Besides, a marriage between young
folks is a thing worth celebrating.
**[20:55] Worker**
I'm honestly jealous that you get
to marry such a beautiful bride.
**[21:00] Worker**
All right, that takes care
of the registration.
**[21:03] ---**
Congratulations on your marriage.
**[21:04] Worker**
We also hand these out as wedding gifts,
so feel free to take it.
**[21:12] Nasa**
I didn't know they gave out stuff like this.
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
It probably depends on the office.
**[21:17] Nasa**
I'm still surprised getting
married is so easy.
**[21:20] Nasa**
It almost doesn't feel real.
**[21:24] Tsukasa**
Would you like to hold hands, then?
**[21:27] Nasa**
C-Can I?!
**[21:29] Tsukasa**
I mean, we are married.
**[21:31] Nasa**
Oh, right... then...
**[21:41] Nasa**
*So soft!*
**[21:43] Nasa**
*Girls are this soft?!*
**[21:46] Nasa**
* Human hands are this warm...*
* and feel this good?*
**[21:50] Nasa**
*This is marriage?! It's fantastic!*
**[21:54] Nasa**
It's all-I-can-grab with this hand
until I die! Marriage is awesome!
**[21:59] Tsukasa**
Uh... that's a little too hard. It hurts.
**[22:02] Nasa**
Oh! Sorry!
**[22:04] Tsukasa**
Also, I'm not sure I like the
sound of "all-I-can-grab."
**[22:08] Nasa**
Did I say that out loud?!
**[22:10] Nasa**
Oh, man, that sucks!
**[22:13] Nasa**
What does that even mean?!
This isn't a buffet!
**[22:17] Tsukasa**
We're married now, aren't we?
**[22:20] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[22:26] Tsukasa**
All-you-can-grab from now on...
**[22:29] Tsukasa**
I guess you're right!
**[22:32] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[22:33] Nasa**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting*
**[22:36] Nasa**
* and ended up together, with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
**[22:44] Tsukasa**
By the way, there's something
I need to take care of,
**[22:47] ---**
so could you take the plant back home first?
**[22:50] Nasa**
Uh, sure.
**[22:51] Tsukasa**
By the way, do you have
two futons at your place?
**[22:56] Nasa**
Uh, no, just the one bed...
**[23:00] Tsukasa**
I see. Well, I'll see you later.
**[23:02] Nasa**
Huh? Hey, wait!
**[23:05] Nasa**
Futons?
**[23:06] Nasa**
* If we're married, that means we'll*
* be living together at my place?*
**[23:11] Nasa**
*Which would mean...*
**[23:13] Nasa**
We're going to sleep together tonight?!
**[23:15] ---**
In that bed?! Together?!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Tsukasa**
Right, time for bed, then.
**[23:32] Nasa**
You're staying the night?!
**[23:33] Tsukasa**
Of course I am. We're married now.
**[23:36] Tsukasa**
So I'm going to be staying here every night.
**[23:38] Nasa**
Th-Then... that means...
**[23:40] Nasa**
This is going to be our momentous
first night together?!
# E2 - The First Night
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR71VV83R/the-first-night)
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**[00:11] Nasa**
*We just turned in our marriage registration.*
**[00:15] Nasa**
*So that means I'm married to her now, right?*
**[00:19] Nasa**
*Which means... It means... It means...*
**[00:28] Nasa**
* We're going to live together*
* in this apartment?!*
**[00:32] Nasa**
*And if we're living together, that means...*
**[00:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
All-you-can-grab from now on...
**[00:39] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I guess you're right!
**[00:42] Nasa**
All-I-can-grab!
**[00:45] Nasa**
*My name is Yuzaki Nasa.*
**[00:48] Nasa**
*My wife's name is Tsukasa.*
**[00:50] Nasa**
*One night, when the moon was shining bright,*
**[00:52] Nasa**
*a certain girl saved my life.*
**[00:55] Nasa**
* This really cute girl ended up being the wife*
* I would promise to spend the future with.*
**[01:01] Nasa**
*After falling in love at first sight,*
**[01:03] ---**
*I proposed to her that very day.*
**[01:05] Nasa**
*And after taking what I said to heart,*
**[01:08] ---**
*a while later, she appeared before me.*
**[01:11] Nasa**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting,*
**[01:15] Nasa**
* and ended up together with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** The First Night
**[02:53] Nasa**
What should I do?
**[02:55] Nasa**
I'm really not mentally prepared
to live with someone.
**[03:00] Nasa**
Unsurprisingly, there's only
one bed in this place.
**[03:04] Nasa**
So will we sleep in this bed?! Together?!
**[03:08] Nasa**
* No, I need to calm down*
* and think this through.*
**[03:11] ---**
*This bed...*
**[03:12] Nasa**
It's a semi-single bed that I chose
**[03:14] ---**
so I'd have the most usable
space possible in this room.
**[03:18] Nasa**
It's only 80 centimeters across.
**[03:20] Nasa**
Your average guy has shoulders
about 45 centimeters wide...
**[03:23] Nasa**
And it's 40 centimeters
for a woman, which means...
**[03:26] Nasa**
It's five centimeters too
small to fit both of us.
**[03:28] Nasa**
Not to mention,
comfortable circadian rhythms
**[03:31] ---**
call for a semi-double bed that's
at least 120 centimeters wide.
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**[03:36] Nasa**
Should I grab one off Prime right now?!
***SIGN*** Semi-double bed
***SIGN*** Deliver
***SIGN*** Kitchen Store
**[03:38] Nasa**
No... I doubt even online shopping could
get a semi-double bed here within an hour.
***SIGN*** JINUSSIEY Beds and Mattresses
***SIGN*** Sponsored
***SIGN*** Best Seller
**[03:47] Nasa**
*What's your deal, bigshot CEOs?!*
**[03:49] Nasa**
*You couldn't have innovated a little harder?!*
**[03:52] Nasa**
Wait, no, it's fine.
**[03:54] Nasa**
It's not time to panic yet.
**[03:56] Nasa**
I need to calmly analyze the situation.
**[04:01] Nasa**
Even at 80 centimeters across,
**[04:04] ---**
it wouldn't be impossible for
both of us to sleep on this bed.
**[04:08] Nasa**
*What if, say, she rested her head on my arm?!*
**[04:12] Nasa**
We'd be partly overlapping in this case,
**[04:14] ---**
which should more than make up
for the missing five centimeters.
**[04:17] Nasa**
Or maybe I could hold her like
a body pillow while we sleep?!
**[04:21] Tsukasa**
Uh, no, I have my doubts about being
comfortable enough to sleep in that position.
**[04:26] Tsukasa**
Sorry. The door was unlocked, so...
**[04:31] Nasa**
How long have you been back?!
**[04:33] Tsukasa**
I came in around the time you were acting
like Sendo-kun from *Slam Dunk* to calm down.
**[04:37] Nasa**
Please don't leave me hanging
for so long next time!
**[04:40] Tsukasa**
Well, I knocked, but you didn't answer,
**[04:43] Tsukasa**
and I thought I might disturb the neighbors
if I rang the bell at this hour.
**[04:47] Nasa**
W-Well... I'm sorry, then.
**[04:50] Nasa**
So what did you need to do?
**[04:52] Tsukasa**
Oh, I just went and picked up my suitcase.
**[04:56] Tsukasa**
Coin lockers aren't free, after all.
**[05:00] Nasa**
* That's probably got her*
* necessities in it, right?*
**[05:03] Nasa**
* Does that mean she doesn't*
* have a home to go back to?*
**[05:06] Nasa**
*Then... is she really staying here tonight?*
**[05:10] Nasa**
*I-I need to confirm!*
**[05:13] Nasa**
W-Wow, it got kind of late while
we were running around, huh?
**[05:18] Tsukasa**
True.
**[05:20] Nasa**
C-Care for some coffee?
**[05:21] Tsukasa**
Thanks, but I'm all right.
**[05:26] Nasa**
Is no one at your place going to be
worried about you being out so late?
**[05:32] Tsukasa**
I don't really have a place anymore, so...
**[05:36] Nasa**
Th-Then... are y-y-y-you going to...
s-s-stay the night here?
**[05:44] Tsukasa**
Well, I'd planned on spending
every night here from now on.
**[05:48] Nasa**
E-Every night?!
**[05:49] Tsukasa**
Yeah. I mean, we *are* married.
**[05:52] Tsukasa**
You're spilling that, by the way.
**[05:54] Nasa**
Eh? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[05:58] Tsukasa**
Need any help?
**[05:59] Nasa**
No, I've got it!
**[06:01] Tsukasa**
But you've only got one bed, I see...
**[06:05] Tsukasa**
I'd hate to be in the way.
**[06:06] Nasa**
You'd be no such thing!
**[06:08] Nasa**
If anything, I could sleep on the floor!
**[06:10] Nasa**
One bed is plenty, don't you think?!
**[06:13] Tsukasa**
I'd still hate for you to get sick or something.
**[06:16] Tsukasa**
I think I'll just spend the
night at a capsule hotel.
**[06:24] Tsukasa**
You don't have to be so anxious.
**[06:25] Tsukasa**
I'm your wife, okay?
**[06:28] Tsukasa**
I'm not going anywhere.
***SIGN*** I'm your wife ♥
**[06:32] Nasa**
*I took major damage off that one.*
**[06:37] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[06:39] Nasa**
J-Just... That was kind of unexpected.
**[06:45] Nasa**
* That's right... I'm already*
* married to this girl.*
**[06:50] Nasa**
*But... why, exactly?*
**[06:52] Nasa**
*Why did she marry me?*
**[06:56] Nasa**
*I thought that she was really cute.*
**[07:00] Nasa**
* And she saved my life,*
* which is why I fell for her.*
**[07:06] Nasa**
*But... I haven't done anything for her.*
**[07:09] Nasa**
*All I've done is...*
**[07:13] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
We can be together... if you'll marry me.
**[07:18] (Flashback) Nasa**
Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
**[07:19] Nasa**
*...agree to her conditions.*
**[07:21] Sign/Dialog**
Is there any reason
**[07:22] Sign/Dialog**
*Is there any reason for her to love me?*
**[07:23] Sign/Dialog**
for her to love me...
**[07:25] Sign/Dialog**
I can't think of any..
**[07:26] Sign/Dialog**
*I can't think of any.*
**[07:27] Nasa**
Why did you marry me?
**[07:31] Tsukasa**
Why?
**[07:34] Tsukasa**
That's a pretty silly question to ask, darling.
**[07:38] Nasa**
How is it silly?!
**[07:40] ---**
I mean, to be blunt,
we barely know each other!
**[07:42] Tsukasa**
Well, I guess that's true.
**[07:44] Tsukasa**
In that case, why did you marry me?
**[07:49] Nasa**
Well... I... uh...
**[07:52] Nasa**
B-Because I love you.
**[07:55] Tsukasa**
I figured as much.
**[07:56] Nasa**
Why the smug look?
**[07:58] Tsukasa**
But that means you should understand.
**[08:00] Tsukasa**
I wouldn't get married to someone I didn't love.
**[08:06] Tsukasa**
My husband must be pretty goofy to
not even realize something like that.
**[08:10] Nasa**
Hey, "goofy" is a little...
**[08:12] Nasa**
Th-Then when did you fall in love with me?
**[08:19] Tsukasa**
That I'm not telling.
**[08:20] Nasa**
Hey, no fair!
**[08:22] Tsukasa**
I should get going for today. Sleep well, okay?
**[08:26] Nasa**
W-Wait!
**[08:38] Nasa**
*I suddenly felt really anxious...*
**[08:40] Nasa**
*Like she might disappear on me again.*
**[08:44] Nasa**
Hey!
**[08:46] Nasa**
I think... you should stay after all!
**[08:49] Tsukasa**
But the bed...
**[08:51] Nasa**
I'll go buy one!
**[08:52] Nasa**
I'll go to DonQui or anywhere else that's
open and buy a futon, so just... don't leave!
**[08:59] Nasa**
* I felt like, if I let her leave,*
* I'd never see her again.*
**[09:06] Tsukasa**
Memory foam.
**[09:08] Tsukasa**
If we're going to buy one,
**[09:09] ---**
I want to try something a
little fancy, with memory foam!
***SIGN*** The Bargain Heaven
***SIGN*** Don Quijote
**[09:13] Nasa**
*My wife takes her curiosity seriously.*
**[09:23] Nasa**
They've got a lot of variety here.
**[09:25] Tsukasa**
Yeah.
**[09:26] Nasa**
You can pick whichever you like, okay?
**[09:28] Nasa**
I'll pick up the tab.
**[09:30] Tsukasa**
Then is this futon my first
present from my husband?
**[09:36] Nasa**
I-I guess so...
**[09:38] Tsukasa**
I see. I should take the choice seriously, then.
**[09:42] Tsukasa**
I have to say, there's a bigger variety of
types and prices with futons than I imagined.
***SIGN*** Feather Futon
**[09:47] Tsukasa**
What exactly is the difference between
a feather futon and a down futon?
**[09:51] Nasa**
Feathers are the big ones you see on wings,
**[09:55] Nasa**
but down means at least 50% of it
is the finer, softer natal feathers.
**[10:00] Nasa**
Feathers retain less heat than down.
**[10:04] Nasa**
But since they're easier to collect,
they're a lot cheaper.
**[10:10] Tsukasa**
And what about this shape-retaining stuff?
**[10:13] Nasa**
That's the so-called memory foam,
which is really low-resistance polyurethane.
**[10:16] ---**
The one you said you wanted.
**[10:18] Tsukasa**
And this "hot spring" futon?
**[10:21] Nasa**
That's a type of cotton futon that uses
***SIGN*** Special Price on Hot Spring Futons
***SIGN*** Mattress
***SIGN*** Futon Cover
***SIGN*** Hot Springs Futon
***SIGN*** Mattress
**[10:23] ---**
tourmaline mixed with the cotton
to increase its heat retention.
**[10:28] Tsukasa**
Looks like my husband's quite studious.
**[10:31] Nasa**
Yep! I'm pretty confident when
it comes to memorization!
**[10:35] Nasa**
*I just realized something. Am I...*
**[10:40] Nasa**
*on a date?!*
**[10:42] Nasa**
* Which means... circumstances permitting...*
* I could hold her hand?*
**[10:47] Nasa**
* I went a little too hard last time,*
* but it's o-okay, right?*
**[10:51] Nasa**
*After all, she is my wife.*
**[11:06] Tsukasa**
There's some more over there,
so let's take a look!
**[11:14] Nasa**
*I see...*
***SIGN*** The Bargain Heaven
***SIGN*** Don Quijote
**[11:17] Nasa**
*I guess DonQui really is heaven!*
**[11:23] Nasa**
That was heavier than I thought.
**[11:25] Tsukasa**
Good work, and thanks.
**[11:27] Nasa**
Is this really what you want, though?
***SIGN*** Fluuuffy
Fluuuffy
Futon
**[11:30] Nasa**
There were fancier, more expensive options...
**[11:32] Tsukasa**
That's all right. I like this one.
**[11:35] Tsukasa**
So, can I try it out?
**[11:37] Nasa**
Of course!
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
Oh, yes, this is very nice!
**[11:44] Tsukasa**
We made a good choice.
**[11:46] Tsukasa**
So this is how it feels...
**[11:46] Nasa**
*A-A girl...*
**[11:48] Tsukasa**
It's feeling pretty...
**[11:50] Nasa**
*is lying on a futon in my place?!*
**[11:53] Nasa**
If DonQui is heaven,
then is this super heaven?!
**[11:59] Tsukasa**
Hey.
**[12:01] Tsukasa**
Why don't you try lying down too, darling?
**[12:07] Tsukasa**
Wh-What's wrong?!
**[12:09] Nasa**
*That one was a little* too *lethal.*
**[12:12] Nasa**
I-It's okay. I bought that
for you, so I'm fine.
**[12:17] Tsuksa**
You sure? It's really comfortable.
**[12:19] Tsuksa**
Well, it's pretty late, so let's get to bed.
**[12:22] Nasa**
G-Good point! We should
really turn in for the day!
**[12:27] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[12:29] Tsukasa**
But I'm wondering,
**[12:30] ---**
does this place not have a bath?
**[12:33] Nasa**
Uh, yeah, I usually visit the local
bathhouse first thing in the morning.
**[12:38] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[12:39] Tsukasa**
Actually, now that I look around,
**[12:41] ---**
you don't have any of the stuff
I need to spend the night.
**[12:44] Nasa**
Like what?
**[12:45] Tsukasa**
Like a guest hair brush, or hair clips...
**[12:49] Tsukasa**
Things like that.
**[12:51] Nasa**
I can go pick that stuff up at
the convenience store, then!
**[12:54] Tsukasa**
Even underwear?
**[12:56] Nasa**
M-Maybe not that...
**[12:58] Nasa**
S-Since I don't know your preferences.
**[13:01] Tsukasa**
True enough.
**[13:03] Tsukasa**
Why don't we go for a stroll and
drop by the convenience store?
**[13:06] Nasa**
Eh? Are you sure?
**[13:07] Tsukasa**
Of course.
**[13:08] Tsukasa**
Besides...
**[13:12] Tsukasa**
This hand is all-I-can-grab, right?
**[13:17] Nasa**
*Holding is pretty good...*
**[13:20] Nasa**
*but getting held is even better!*
**[13:31] Nasa**
*On the other side of this thin door,*
**[13:33] ---**
*a girl is changing into her pajamas...*
**[13:36] Nasa**
Glorious! So this is marriage?!
**[13:39] Nasa**
This is making me rethink everything
school taught me about ethics!
**[13:43] Nasa**
To think, all it takes is a piece of paper
for a man and a woman to sleep together!
***SIGN*** Husband to Be Wife to Be
***SIGN*** Yu zaki Nasa Tsuku yomi Tsukasa
***SIGN*** May 5th Age 18 April 3rd Age 16
**[13:47] Nasa**
Is that really a good idea?! Is this how
marriage is supposed to work?!
**[13:52] Nasa**
What if one thing leads to another?!
***SIGN*** Note: There's no problem if one thing leads to another
**[13:56] Tsukasa**
Here I am.
**[14:00] Tsukasa**
Thanks for buying the pajamas, too.
**[14:04] Tsukasa**
They're really nice.
**[14:08] Tsukasa**
A-Are you okay?!
**[14:10] Nasa**
*She's so cute, my heart almost gave out.*
**[14:13] Nasa**
Uh, it's nothing.
**[14:15] Nasa**
I-I should get changed, too.
**[14:18] Tsukasa**
You can change out here if you want.
**[14:21] Nasa**
No, I can't!
**[14:22] Tsukasa**
Why not?
**[14:23] Nasa**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Why? 'Cause...
**[14:26] Nasa**
I-It'd be embarrassing.
***SIGN*** It'd be embarrassing.
**[14:29] Tsukasa**
I see. I'd be embarrassed
if you saw me nude, too,
**[14:34] ---**
so I suppose I understand.
**[14:36] Nasa**
S-See?!
**[14:37] Nasa**
So...
**[14:41] Nasa**
*She'd be embarrassed?*
**[14:43] Nasa**
*Do I take that to mean she sees me as a man?*
**[14:48] Nasa**
*And that she's just as nervous around me?!*
**[14:51] Nasa**
*It sure doesn't look that way.*
**[14:53] Nasa**
* But does she really have any*
* interest in me, romantically?*
**[15:00] Nasa**
Here I am.
**[15:02] Nasa**
Huh?
**[15:05] Nasa**
Wh-What's up with that hair?
**[15:08] Tsukasa**
What do you mean?
**[15:09] Tsukasa**
It's hard to sleep with your
hair down when it's long,
**[15:12] ---**
plus you can damage it.
**[15:14] Nasa**
*Unbelievable!*
**[15:16] Nasa**
*She's cute even with her hair up!*
**[15:19] Nasa**
Well, I'm gonna turn the lights off.
**[15:21] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[15:27] Nasa**
* The way she looked, lit only*
* by the faint moonlight...*
**[15:30] Nasa**
*was as beautiful as any artistic masterpiece.*
**[15:34] Nasa**
* So entrancing, I felt like I wasn't*
* likely to sleep any time soon.*
**[15:38] Tsukasa**
Thanks for today.
**[15:41] Nasa**
F-For what?
**[15:42] Tsukasa**
You helped me out with so much.
**[15:44] ---**
It must've been a lot, right?
**[15:46] Nasa**
N-Not at all!
**[15:47] Nasa**
*And I meant what I said.*
**[15:51] Nasa**
Besides...
**[15:52] Nasa**
I'm really glad that we got to
make that promise come true.
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[16:02] Tsukasa**
Then goodnight, darling.
**[16:08] Nasa**
G-Goodnight...
**[16:10] Nasa**
*Man, I nearly lost it just now!*
**[16:16] Nasa**
*I once heard something about a song that goes,*
**[16:19] ---**
* "When you can't sleep and it's 2 AM,*
* and aggravation starts to knock on the door."*
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[16:24] Nasa**
*But right now, my heart's pounding so hard,*
**[16:26] ---**
* I don't think I'll be sleeping at*
* two in the morning, or even four!*
***SIGN*** Zzzz...
**[16:33] Nasa**
*Her breathing's changed.*
**[16:35] Nasa**
*That must mean she's in a deeper sleep now.*
**[16:44] Nasa**
*Wow! She's really asleep!*
**[16:48] Nasa**
*My wife is so cute.*
**[16:52] Nasa**
*I'd like to just lay here and watch her.*
**[16:59] Nasa**
*Huh... is my wife... a restless sleeper?*
**[17:05] Nasa**
*Aw, her hair's down.*
**[17:08] Nasa**
*So much for having trouble sleeping like that.*
**[17:11] Nasa**
* And she's not even in the*
* futon we bought anymore.*
**[17:15] Nasa**
*She's gonna catch a chill like that...*
**[17:17] Nasa**
* Which could make her sick!*
* So I should really fix up her futon!*
**[17:21] Nasa**
*So in that case...*
**[17:25] Nasa**
*I probably shouldn't hug her like this, right?*
**[17:29] Nasa**
* It's actually fine, right?*
* We are married, after all!*
***SIGN*** Conflict in Progress
**[17:38] Nasa**
*One goodnight kiss won't hurt, right?!*
***SIGN*** A Fairly Terrible Conclusion to Reach
**[17:42] Nasa**
*Okay!*
**[17:53] Nasa**
* But... if we're going to*
* do this for the first time...*
**[17:58] ---**
*I'd rather she be awake.*
**[18:02] Nasa**
*I'll be good tonight and...*
**[18:11] Nasa**
*What?! What is this?*
**[18:19] Nasa**
*Is that water I hear?*
**[18:23] Nasa**
*Oh, I see.*
**[18:25] Nasa**
*She went to get some water. Thank goodness.*
**[18:28] ---**
* I thought she might've noticed*
* I was trying to kiss her.*
**[18:41] Nasa**
*What, what?! Why's she standing behind me?!*
**[18:44] Nasa**
* C-Could she be thinking about*
* hugging me while I sleep, too...*
**[18:48] Nasa**
*or maybe even kissing me?!*
**[18:57] Nasa**
*Huh? Uh, hello?*
**[19:08] Nasa**
*No fair!*
**[19:09] Nasa**
*In the end, I never got my cover back.*
**[19:18] Nasa**
* When I woke up, I thought it*
* might have all been a dream.*
**[19:22] Nasa**
* But I really did spend the*
* night with my bride!*
**[19:29] Nasa**
*Oh, she's confused about why her hair is down?*
**[19:36] Nasa**
*And why she's got two sets of covers...*
**[19:40] Nasa**
*Because you took mine last night.*
**[19:48] Nasa**
Wh-Whoa, hang on, Tsukasa-san!
I'm here! Right here beside you!
**[19:55] Tsukasa**
Um... it's pretty embarrassing to
do this with so much light, so...
**[19:59] Tsukasa**
G-Good point!
**[20:01] Tsukasa**
I'll go get changed in the next room!
**[20:06] Tsukasa**
*Man... None of that was a dream after all?*
**[20:11] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
It's pretty embarrassing to do
this with so much light, so...
**[20:15] Nasa**
*Would it be fine if it was darker?!*
**[20:18] Nasa**
*Also... I could tell from the little bit I saw...*
**[20:21] Nasa**
*She wasn't wearing a bra.*
**[20:25] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[20:27] Tsukasa**
Did you just call me "Tsukasa-san"?
**[20:31] Tsukasa**
When you caught that peek, I mean.
**[20:34] Nasa**
*She noticed?!*
**[20:43] Tsukasa**
Well, did you call me "Tsukasa-san"?
**[20:45] Nasa**
I... I guess I did say that, yes.
**[20:48] Tsukasa**
Well, we're both Yuzakis now,
**[20:51] ---**
so I guess I should think
about what to call you.
**[20:55] Nasa**
G-Good point...
**[20:57] Tsukasa**
And after thinking it over...
**[20:59] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun!
**[21:02] Nasa**
*S-Something about it tickles a little!*
**[21:05] Nasa**
I... I see.
**[21:08] Tsukasa**
It's settled, then.
**[21:09] Nasa**
I-In that case, maybe I should
call you... Tsukasa-chan?
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
H-Hey, why use "chan"?!
**[21:19] Tsukasa**
It makes me sound like a child!
**[21:22] Nasa**
I just thought it would be cuter...
**[21:28] Tsukasa**
Fine.
**[21:30] Tsukasa**
If that's what you want, darling.
**[21:32] Nasa**
Huh? What happened to using my name?
**[21:37] Tsukasa**
Th-That's going to take a bit to get used to.
**[21:40] Tsukasa**
G-Gradually.
**[21:44] Nasa**
You're right! We can take
it slow, Tsukasa-chan!
**[21:51] Tsukasa**
This is exactly what I'm talking about!
**[21:53] Nasa**
Wh-What are you so mad about?!
**[21:54] ---**
*And this is how our newlywed lives began.*
**[21:55] Tsukasa**
The way you're pressing the issue!
**[21:57] Nasa**
Okay! Just... calm down!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Tsukasa**
I need makeup remover, toner, and foundation...
**[23:34] Nasa**
Girls have it rough, huh?
**[23:35] Tsukasa**
Is that bathhouse close by?
**[23:37] Nasa**
Yeah! A classmate of mine from middle
school and a kouhai live there.
**[23:41] Nasa**
They might peek in on the baths
sometimes, but they're good people!
**[23:44] ---**
What?
# E3 - Sisters
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G607VV20R/sisters)
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***SIGN*** Tachibana
***SIGN*** No. 3
***SIGN*** Everything's
a Bargain!!
**[00:11] ---**
All right, I guess I'll make breakfast.
**[00:17] Nasa**
You're wearing an apron!
**[00:19] Tsukasa**
Yes... because I'm going to make breakfast.
**[00:22] Nasa**
You look like someone's wife!
**[00:23] Tsukasa**
Uh, I *am* someone's wife. Yours.
**[00:26] Nasa**
Oh, right! You are a wife! *My* wife!
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Tofu
***SIGN*** White Miso
***SIGN*** Ground Beef
***SIGN*** Garlic
***SIGN*** Shirataki Noodles
***SIGN*** Chrysanthemum Greens
**[02:03] Tsukasa**
Wow, you actually cook, I see.
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Sisters
**[02:06] Nasa**
That's right!
**[02:07] Nasa**
When I started living on
my own, I figured it all out.
**[02:10] Nasa**
The building blocks of my body...
**[02:12] Nasa**
are the foods that I eat!
***SIGN*** Iron
***SIGN*** Vitamin
**[02:15] Tsukasa**
I did a scientific analysis of the
nutritional needs of an adult male,
***SIGN*** Bone
***SIGN*** Vitamin
***SIGN*** Adipose Tissue
***SIGN*** Water
***SIGN*** Vitamin
***SIGN*** Dietary Fiber
***SIGN*** Minerals, etc.
***SIGN*** Protein
***SIGN*** Sugars
**[02:19] Tsukasa**
and created a dietary plan that
perfectly accommodates it all.
***SIGN*** Muscle
***SIGN*** Carbohydrates
***SIGN*** Fats
***SIGN*** Body Heat and
Energy Fuel
***SIGN*** Nutritional Needs
***SIGN*** Protein
***SIGN*** Minerals
**[02:25] Nasa**
The answer I arrived at,
and the ultimate menu, is...
**[02:29] Nasa**
Hot pot, every day!
**[02:30] Nasa**
If you throw it all in there
every day and boil it,
**[02:32] ---**
you avoid any nutritional deficiencies,
**[02:34] Nasa**
and above all else, it's super efficient!
**[02:36] Tsukasa**
And... how does that taste?
**[02:38] Nasa**
The same way every day, of course!
**[02:40] Nasa**
It also ensures that I can
manage the seasoning easily!
**[02:43] Nasa**
There's absolutely no waste!
**[02:45] Tsukasa**
No offense, but that's science, not cooking.
**[02:48] Nasa**
Wait, what do you mean?!
**[02:50] Tsukasa**
Give me ten minutes, and I'll show
you what cooking's really about.
**[03:01] Nasa**
* A-Amazing! I didn't expect a*
* Shokugeki so early in the morning!*
**[03:07] Nasa**
Y-You really did all this in ten minutes?
**[03:10] Nasa**
W-Well, time to eat.
**[03:14] Nasa**
*It's delicious!*
**[03:15] Nasa**
* The ingredients should all be the same,*
* but it's nothing like my ultimate menu!*
**[03:19] Nasa**
*It's also amazing how smug she looks!*
**[03:22] Nasa**
*Like some queen who just conquered the world!*
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
I'm just pleased that my
darling likes my cooking.
**[03:32] Nasa**
You're quite a cook, huh?
**[03:34] Tsukasa**
I just got better with practice
over a long time, that's all.
**[03:38] Tsukasa**
I can make just about anything,
as long as I have the ingredients.
**[03:41] Tsukasa**
Which, by the way...
**[03:42] Tsukasa**
includes sushi, provided
I have good enough fish.
**[03:45] Nasa**
Even sushi?!
**[03:49] Tsukasa**
You mentioned that bathhouse
that opens early...
**[03:53] Nasa**
Yeah. It should be open by now.
**[03:55] Nasa**
* Come to think if it, I didn't*
* take a bath yesterday.*
**[03:59] Nasa**
Would you like to go there now?
**[04:01] Tsukasa**
Are you sure? I take a while to wash my hair.
**[04:04] Nasa**
It's okay. I'll just wait.
**[04:07] Tsukasa**
Okay. Thank you.
**[04:09] Nasa**
You're totally welcome!
***SIGN*** m 82 97 l 82 251 148 252 145 97
***SIGN*** He's
honest
about
his
desires.
**[04:12] Nasa**
* I wanna see what she looks like*
* fresh out of the bath so bad!*
**[04:16] Tsukasa**
Is the bathhouse close by?
**[04:18] Nasa**
About five minutes on foot.
**[04:20] Nasa**
People can walk around 80 meters a minute,
**[04:23] Nasa**
so it's about 400 meters away.
**[04:25] Tsukasa**
Uh, all right, then.
**[04:27] Tsukasa**
Do you have shampoo and stuff for washing up?
**[04:30] Nasa**
Of course!
***SIGN*** Supreme Soap
**[04:31] Nasa**
I still have some stuff I bought before!
**[04:33] Nasa**
You can use these!
**[04:36] Tsukasa**
Thanks.
**[04:37] Tsukasa**
But... that's not exactly
what I'm looking for.
**[04:42] Nasa**
What's this?
**[04:43] Tsukasa**
Toner. It helps keep your skin moisturized.
**[04:46] Nasa**
And this?
**[04:47] Tsukasa**
Face serum.
**[04:48] Tsukasa**
To keep the skin insulated.
**[04:50] Nasa**
What about this?
**[04:52] Tsukasa**
Lotion. It actually moisturizes your skin.
**[04:56] Nasa**
Is your skin really that dry?
**[04:58] Tsukasa**
Nope. That's why I didn't buy any cream.
**[05:03] Nasa**
I guess girls use all kinds
of stuff nowadays, huh?
**[05:07] Tsukasa**
What are you talking about?
Serum's been around since the Edo period,
**[05:10] Tsukasa**
and lotion goes back even further.
**[05:13] Nasa**
R-Really?!
**[05:16] Nasa**
*I get it.*
**[05:17] ---**
* It's that historical foundation*
* of taking care of their skin*
**[05:20] ---**
*that helps make girls smell so nice!*
**[05:23] Nasa**
* I can't imagine what kind of shape she'll*
* be in after getting out of the bath!*
**[05:27] Nasa**
*I'm on the edge of my seat!*
**[05:31] Tsukasa**
This is the bathhouse you were talking about?
***SIGN*** Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
**[05:33] Nasa**
Yep, that's right!
**[05:35] Tsukasa**
They're not being shy about
the names they use, are they?
**[05:37] Nasa**
It's a good bathhouse, though.
**[05:40] Kaname**
Welcome, Senpai! You're here early, as usual...
**[05:44] Kaname**
Huh?
**[05:46] Kaname**
You've got a girl with you?
**[05:47] Nasa**
Yeah. Good morning, Kaname-chan.
**[05:49] Nasa**
And this is...
**[05:51] Kaname**
You're actually interested in girls?
**[05:54] Kaname**
I thought for sure you had studied to the
point that your libido withered away.
**[05:58] Nasa**
H-Hey! Even I have a libido!
**[06:02] Kaname**
Oh my gosh! Why are you yelling about
your libido first thing in the morning?
**[06:06] Kaname**
Shouting such things in front of a delicate
young high school girl like myself...
**[06:10] Kaname**
Maybe you really are a perv, after all!
**[06:12] Nasa**
Y-You're the one who brought it up!
**[06:15] Tsukasa**
Uh, Nasa-kun, who's this?
**[06:17] Nasa**
Oh, she was my kouhai in middle school...
**[06:20] Kaname**
Arisugawa Kaname! I'm 15 years old.
**[06:23] Nasa**
She's pretty amazing.
**[06:25] Nasa**
She's been managing the bathhouse
for years now to help out her family.
**[06:29] ---**
Wow...
**[06:30] Kaname**
Aw, it's no big deal!
**[06:33] Kaname**
I just rope in exhibitionist customers by
working the desk, which means big bucks!
**[06:39] Kaname**
Y'know, like Senpai here!
**[06:40] Nasa**
Don't say stuff that could
lead to misunderstandings!
**[06:43] Tsukasa**
You're an exhibitionist?
**[06:44] Nasa**
I am not!
***SIGN*** ...whisper
**[06:46] Nasa**
She's a great girl, but she's
always making dirty jokes.
**[06:48] Nasa**
Try not to take them seriously.
**[06:50] Kaname**
Oh, come on, I'm wounded.
**[06:54] Kaname**
I'd rather the guy who
doesn't have anything great
**[06:56] ---**
beneath the waist stop acting like
I'm the queen of pervy humor!
**[06:59] Nasa**
This is literally what I'm talking about!
**[07:03] Tsukasa**
Please don't "hmm" so thoughtfully
at remarks like that.
**[07:06] Kaname**
Still, the way you two are acting...
**[07:08] Kaname**
Is she seriously your girlfriend?
**[07:11] Nasa**
Well, it's more like...
**[07:14] Nasa**
We're married!
**[07:17] Kaname**
Married?!
***SIGN*** Mar
***SIGN*** ried
**[07:20] Nasa**
Yeah! Since yesterday.
**[07:22] Kaname**
That's sudden! That's a
little too sudden, Senpai!
**[07:26] Kaname**
I dunno how it came to this,
but congratulations on your marriage.
***SIGN*** Business Hours
7AM - 1AM
Open Every Day
**[07:30] Kaname**
There'll be no charge today,
in lieu of a present.
***SIGN*** Grade-Schooler
**[07:34] Nasa**
Really?! Thanks!
***SIGN*** Adult
**[07:36] Kaname**
It's not much of a present, though,
since all we have are the baths, anyway.
**[07:39] Kaname**
Now, let's have the blushing
bride walk this way!
**[07:43] Tsukasa**
Thank you very much.
**[07:45] Tsukasa**
I'll see you later, then, Nasa-kun.
**[07:48] Nasa**
O-Okay.
**[07:51] Nasa**
W-Well, I guess I should go in, too.
**[07:54] Kaname**
Hold it!
**[07:55] Kaname**
Who said you could just waltz
into our bath without paying?
**[07:59] Nasa**
You just said there was no charge today...
**[08:02] Kaname**
I was talking about for your wife!
**[08:03] Kaname**
If you wanna bathe for free,
**[08:05] ---**
you have an obligation to
explain what happened first!
**[08:08] Nasa**
I do?!
**[08:10] Kaname**
That's right! Do you realize how shocked
I am to hear about you being married?!
**[08:17] Nasa**
Wait... Kaname-chan, does that mean you...
**[08:20] Kaname**
I mean, isn't it obvious?!
**[08:22] Kaname**
I thought you would spend your
entire life without a woman,
**[08:25] ---**
and when you hit 30, you'd look
at me vacantly and say,
**[08:27] ---**
"I'm finally a wizard."
**[08:29] ---**
And then I'd gently respond with, "That's right,
you can use magic now, can't you?"
**[08:34] ---**
I used to dream about that moment!
**[08:36] Nasa**
That's not something you
should be dreaming about!
**[08:39] Kaname**
Besides, your wife doesn't
look any older than me.
**[08:42] Nasa**
True, she said she's 16.
**[08:45] Kaname**
Sixteen?!
**[08:46] Kaname**
You damned lolicon! I'll straighten you out!
**[08:49] Nasa**
Who are you calling a lolicon?!
**[08:51] Crowd**
Did you hear? That guy's a lolicon!
**[08:53] Crowd**
Oh, gross!
**[08:54] Crowd**
He's apparently a lolicon.
**[08:55] Nasa & Kaname**
Sorry! Excuse us! Sorry!
**[08:56] Crowd**
Be sure to avoid him...
**[08:59] Kaname**
Hey! Don't embarrass me like that!
**[09:01] Nasa**
I'm the one who should be saying that!
**[09:04] Kaname**
Actually, Senpai... you haven't told
Aya-nee that you're married yet, have you?
**[09:10] Nasa**
Why would I tell Aya-san about it?
**[09:13] Kaname**
See, this is why everyone calls you
an egghead with math for brains.
**[09:16] Nasa**
Well, please don't from now on?
**[09:18] Kaname**
I guess it's fine. We'll keep Aya-nee
in the dark about this for now.
**[09:23] Kaname**
So, when's the ceremony gonna be?
**[09:25] Nasa**
A ceremony?
**[09:26] Nasa**
I hadn't really thought about that at all.
**[09:30] Nasa**
Besides, aren't wedding ceremonies
just a waste of money nowadays?
**[09:33] ---**
Kind of inefficient.
**[09:34] Kaname**
What about a ring?
**[09:36] Nasa**
Do you really think I need one?
**[09:38] Kaname**
I'm almost afraid to ask, but have
you even proposed to her?
**[09:42] Nasa**
Proposed to her?
**[09:44] Nasa**
I guess, technically, no.
**[09:47] Kaname**
I see.
**[09:48] Kaname**
So, in spite of being married,
**[09:50] ---**
you seem to have no idea
what it actually entails.
**[09:55] Kaname**
It's true that if you think about efficiency,
**[09:58] ---**
a ceremony, a ring, and a proposal
might be a waste of time.
**[10:01] Kaname**
And yet, when you put it in those terms,
**[10:03] ---**
isn't getting married in the
first place pretty inefficient?!
**[10:08] Kaname**
Seriously!
**[10:10] Kaname**
Listen up, Senpai.
**[10:11] Kaname**
The fact that you chose this girl
and got married to her
**[10:15] Kaname**
means that you have a responsibility
to make her happy!
**[10:19] Kaname**
And that's not something
that was decided by law,
**[10:22] ---**
or something anyone will
hold you accountable for!
**[10:25] Kaname**
It's something you need to dedicate
yourself to, to show how you really feel!
**[10:31] Nasa**
How I really feel?
**[10:33] Nasa**
That's awfully mature of you,
considering you're only 15.
**[10:37] Kaname**
What does my age have to do with anything?!
**[10:40] Kaname**
My point is, you married her fully
prepared to make her happy, right?
**[10:44] Nasa**
Of course I did.
**[10:46] Nasa**
I will live to make her happy!
**[10:51] Nasa**
It's true that we haven't had a ceremony,
**[10:54] ---**
and that I don't have a ring, and I haven't
even proposed to her properly yet!
**[10:57] Nasa**
But I'm confident that I can make her happy!
**[10:59] Nasa**
And the reason is...
**[11:01] Kaname**
The reason is?!
**[11:02] Tsukasa**
Sorry, Nasa-kun, I forgot to
get the stuff we bought—
**[11:06] Nasa**
Because I love Tsukasa-chan!
**[11:13] Kaname**
Hearing you yell that in the
middle of the street is a little...
**[11:17] Nasa**
I-I'll be careful from now on.
**[11:20] Nasa**
Here you go.
**[11:23] Nasa**
* O-Oh, this is bad. I think*
* I might have upset her.*
**[11:26] Tsukasa**
Seeing you shout that in
front of other people is...
**[11:29] Tsukasa**
really embarrassing for me.
**[11:31] Nasa**
R-Right!
**[11:36] Tsukasa**
But... it's just embarrassing.
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
It still... makes me happy.
**[11:46] Nasa**
R-Right...
***SIGN*** Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
***SIGN*** Men
**[11:55] Nasa**
*I'm sure of it. There's no doubt.*
**[12:00] Nasa**
*This... is a bath episode!*
***SIGN*** Secret Hot Spring
**[12:04] Nasa**
Bath episodes! The kind that occur
randomly in anime and games!
***SIGN*** Secret Hot Spring
**[12:08] Nasa**
Where the heroine takes her clothes
off for basically no reason!
**[12:12] Nasa**
Those situations always call for a setting
shift to a bathhouse or a hot spring,
***SIGN*** Secret Hot Spring
**[12:15] ---**
and in the end...
**[12:16] Nasa**
A wash bucket will get sent flying
with a scream of, "Eek, pervert!"
**[12:20] ---**
in a zany bit of antics! I think!
**[12:24] Nasa**
* Which makes this a lucky day*
* when I should get to see*
**[12:27] ---**
* my wife naked just by going*
* about my day as normal!*
**[12:37] Nasa**
Hey! What are you doing here, Kaname-chan?!
**[12:41] Kaname**
Well, I'm kind of in charge around here,
and cleaning comes with the territory.
**[12:45] Nasa**
Then how long were you standing there?!
**[12:47] Kaname**
Since the part where you started passionately
narrating how bathhouse episodes work.
**[12:53] Nasa**
That was a pretty long time!
**[12:54] Kaname**
Come on, quit shouting.
**[12:57] Kaname**
You're already tiny enough! Barking like
that just makes you seem smaller.
**[13:00] Nasa**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you mean, tiny?!
**[13:03] Kaname**
Your height, of course!
What did you think I meant?
**[13:10] Tsukasa**
No one's around?
**[13:23] Tsukasa**
Doesn't seem to be anyone
at all. In that case...
**[13:44] Tsukasa**
That feels great!
**[13:49] Tsukasa**
It's like the whole place is reserved for me.
**[13:53] Tsukasa**
"Oh, this is heavenly!" Or so they say.
**[14:00] Tsukasa**
Someone else is here?
**[14:01] Aya**
Oh, I'm really, really sorry!
**[14:04] Aya**
I-I wasn't trying to hide!
**[14:07] Aya**
I'm the owner's eldest daughter,
**[14:09] ---**
and I usually take a bath
before we open for business,
**[14:12] Aya**
but I fell asleep.
**[14:14] Tsukasa**
Oh, you don't need to apologize.
**[14:17] Aya**
Yes, but you looked over here while
you were still dressed, right?
**[14:21] Tsukasa**
Well... yes.
**[14:23] Aya**
Which means you're probably bashful.
**[14:26] Aya**
And the thought of someone like that being
seen in a delicate state by someone like me...
**[14:31] Aya**
I can't think of any way to make
it up to you, other than dying!
**[14:34] Aya**
I'm so, so sorry! I'm sorry you were
exposed in front of a person like me!
**[14:38] Aya**
I'm sorry for being born!
Really, I'm so, so sorry!
**[14:40] Tsukasa**
* Oh, I see. She's one of*
* those "hapless beauties."*
**[14:40] Tsukasa**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[14:44] Tsukasa**
No, it's all right. You didn't
see anything too embarrassing.
**[14:49] Aya**
N-No, I did! I very clearly did see!
**[14:53] Aya**
You thought no one was around,
and got a little happy about it.
**[14:56] ---**
You even starting humming! I saw it!
**[15:00] Tsukasa**
Well, I guess you're right about that.
**[15:04] Aya**
I know!
**[15:06] Aya**
Not only that, but you actually used
that old cliché, "Oh, this is heavenly!"
**[15:14] Aya**
No girl would want anyone to hear them
say something that embarrassing!
**[15:18] Aya**
If it was me, I'd think about killing myself!
**[15:20] Aya**
So... can I wash your back to make up for it?
**[15:26] Aya**
As a daughter of this bathhouse,
I can't let a customer leave
**[15:29] ---**
after going through an experience like that!
**[15:31] Aya**
After visiting our baths, I want
you to be cleansed in body and soul.
**[15:35] Aya**
Because this is a bathhouse!
**[15:37] Aya**
So you need to be cleansed!
**[15:39] Aya**
Like in a bathhouse!
**[15:43] Tsukasa**
No, actually, I'm really anxious
about being touched, so...
**[15:47] Aya**
That's perfectly all right!
**[15:49] Aya**
I'll just be cleaning you off with
our special microbubble shower!
**[15:53] Aya**
I swear, as the daughter of this bathhouse...
**[15:56] Aya**
I swear!
**[15:58] Kaname**
Sweepy-sweepy...
**[16:00] Nasa**
Hey, how long are you going to hang around?
**[16:02] Kaname**
Well, I'm not done cleaning yet!
**[16:05] Kaname**
You should probably get out of the hot
water before it gets to your head, Senpai.
**[16:08] Nasa**
I'm not getting out because
you're still standing there!
**[16:10] Kaname**
Oh, it doesn't bother me!
**[16:12] Kaname**
I'm already used to seeing your junk.
**[16:14] Nasa**
Well, it bothers *me*!
**[16:16] Nasa**
Please, just get out.
**[16:21] Tsukasa**
Oh, that feels nice.
**[16:23] Aya**
Doesn't it?
**[16:24] Aya**
My father told me it's
the microbubble shower
**[16:26] ---**
that's been passed down through the
Arisugawa family for generations!
**[16:30] Tsukasa**
I'm pretty sure he was messing with you.
**[16:33] Aya**
I have to say, your skin is really beautiful.
**[16:37] Aya**
It's like silk.
**[16:40] Tsukasa**
Oh... thank you.
**[16:43] Aya**
But wait.
**[16:44] Aya**
Isn't silk made from from a
fluid that moth larvae secrete?
**[16:49] Aya**
As pretty as it is, I'm not sure we should
compare people's skin to something like that.
**[16:54] Tsukasa**
Uh, your internal monologue is leaking.
**[16:57] Aya**
I think the comparison needs to
be with something truly beautiful!
**[17:00] Tsukasa**
H-Hello?
**[17:01] Aya**
Let's see... what is there?
**[17:05] Aya**
Your skin... is like an iPhone X!
**[17:11] Aya**
* Dummy! Even if it's made by a company*
* famous for their focus on aesthetics,*
**[17:15] Aya**
* why would you compare someone's*
* skin to consumer electronics?!*
**[17:18] Aya**
I'm so, so sorry! I just wanted
to get across how beautiful it is!
**[17:23] Tsukasa**
It's okay. It did get across, sort of.
**[17:26] Aya**
Really?!
**[17:27] Aya**
Thank you so much!
**[17:29] Tsukasa**
* Something about this girl*
* reminds me of Nasa-kun.*
**[17:34] Aya**
My name is Arisugawa Aya!
**[17:36] Aya**
I hope you continue to enjoy our bathhouse.
**[17:40] Tsukasa**
I'm Yuzaki Tsukasa. Nice to meet you.
**[17:44] Aya**
Yuzaki?
**[17:45] Aya**
Yuzaki... Are you a relative
of Nasa-kun's or something?
**[17:51] Tsukasa**
Uh... well, now that you mention it...
**[17:54] Tsukasa**
I am.
**[17:59] Aya**
Oh, I see. Right, right, like his
little sister or something!
**[18:03] Aya**
Wow, I had no idea! It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[18:07] Tsukasa**
Likewise.
**[18:09] Nasa**
*I can't gather any strength.*
**[18:12] Nasa**
*Am I really going to die?*
**[18:15] Nasa**
*Even though I was able to marry you...*
**[18:21] Nasa**
Huh? What was I...
**[18:23] Nasa**
That was an oddly realistic dream...
**[18:26] Nasa**
Sorry,
Nasa-kun
**[18:28] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[18:32] Nasa**
You were waiting?!
**[18:33] Tsukasa**
Yep. Good morning.
**[18:35] Nasa**
You could've woken me up...
**[18:38] Tsukasa**
I guess I could have,
**[18:41] Tsukasa**
but you looked really cute in your sleep.
**[18:44] Aya**
Oh, good morning, Nasa-kun.
**[18:46] Nasa**
Oh, Aya-san.
**[18:48] Aya**
Finally awake?
**[18:50] Tsukasa**
Thanks for earlier.
**[18:52] Nasa**
From the looks of it, you've already met?
**[18:54] Aya**
Yep, and I've heard everything.
**[18:55] Aya**
She's from your family, right?
**[18:58] Nasa**
Family...
***SIGN*** Family
***SIGN*** m 38 119 l 38 329 168 329 167 117
***SIGN*** A group of people
related either by
consanguinity,
by recognized birth,
or affinity,
by marriage
or other relationship.
(From Wiki○○dia)
**[19:05] Nasa**
Right...
**[19:06] Nasa**
That's right! We're family!
**[19:09] Aya**
She's really cute!
**[19:12] Tsukasa**
How do you know Aya-san?
**[19:16] Nasa**
We were in the same class in middle school.
**[19:18] Aya**
Nasa-kun has really helped the bathhouse a lot.
**[19:22] Aya**
Our family has always run this place.
**[19:25] Aya**
But after our grandfather died years ago,
business took a turn for the worse.
**[19:30] Aya**
Our father got obsessed with the mascot
that he created for advertising purposes,
**[19:35] Aya**
ultimately sinking all our savings into it,
**[19:37] Aya**
then running away with the idol
he hired to voice the mascot.
**[19:41] Aya**
And just when it seemed like our
family would be out on the street—
**[19:44] Tsukasa**
Slow down. There are too many
points I have questions about.
**[19:49] (Flashback) Nasa**
There are two budgetary deficiencies here.
**[19:52] (Flashback) Nasa**
Also, take these documents to the legal
affairs bureau and the tax office.
**[19:55] (Flashback) Nasa**
That should get you a subsidy.
**[19:58] (Flashback) Aya**
O-Okay!
***SIGN*** Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
**[20:00] Aya**
Thanks to Nasa-kun, our business
fortunes turned all the way around,
**[20:02] ---**
and we doubled our customer base.
**[20:04] Nasa**
Aw, all I did was help people
realize how great this place is.
**[20:07] Aya**
But if nobody had helped us at the time...
**[20:11] Aya**
Our relatives and friends wouldn't do
anything, we were really in trouble...
**[20:16] Aya**
and you were the only one who helped us.
**[20:21] Aya**
Thank you so much for all your help, Nasa-kun!
**[20:28] Nasa**
Oh, likewise. I appreciate
everything you guys do, too.
**[20:31] Aya**
You've been a life-saver!
**[20:33] Nasa**
No, I'm just returning the favor.
**[20:35] Aya**
Well, Nasa-kun, see you next time!
**[20:37] Nasa**
Thanks for having us!
**[20:39] Nasa**
It was a nice bathhouse, right?
**[20:41] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[20:42] Tsukasa**
But I'm more surprised by you, Nasa-kun.
**[20:46] Tsukasa**
And...
**[20:47] Tsukasa**
Aya-san is pretty cute, isn't she?
**[20:51] Nasa**
She really is!
**[20:52] Nasa**
She's super cute, isn't she?
**[20:56] Nasa**
She was always really popular,
even in middle school.
**[21:00] Nasa**
And her looks have gotten even
more polished since high school!
**[21:05] Nasa**
With how cute she is, you'd have a hard
time finding anyone who doesn't like her...
**[21:10] Nasa**
Huh?
**[21:12] Nasa**
*The mood suddenly feels weird...*
**[21:14] Nasa**
*Wait, that's—*
**[21:17] Crowd**
Congratulations!
**[21:19] Nasa**
*Th-That's a...*
**[21:21] Kaname**
* A marriage with no ring, no ceremony,*
* and no proposal? You suck!*
**[21:25] Nasa**
* Could it be that she's disappointed about*
* being married without any of those things?!*
**[21:31] Nasa**
H-Hey!
**[21:33] Nasa**
A-Are you really worried about... that?
**[21:37] Nasa**
"That"?
**[21:39] (Flashback) ---**
Thank you, Nasa-kun!
**[21:43] Nasa**
N-No! I'm not worried about that at all!
**[21:46] Nasa**
It's not like that!
**[21:48] Nasa**
*She's super worried about it!*
**[21:51] Tsukasa**
I mean, it's easy to understand why
someone would feel that way.
**[21:54] ---**
Given how special and pretty, and, well...
**[21:57] Nasa**
* Then she thinks a wedding*
* ceremony would be special?!*
**[22:01] Nasa**
*Of course. She is a girl.*
**[22:03] Tsukasa**
Really, it's not like that!
**[22:05] Tsukasa**
It's not that I'm jealous... I just...
**[22:10] Tsukasa**
I want to be pretty.
**[22:14] Tsukasa**
I want you to say I look pretty, too.
**[22:18] Nasa**
* I see! They do say a wedding dress exists for*
* the day when a girl will look her prettiest!*
**[22:28] Nasa**
I understand!
**[22:32] Nasa**
I can't commit just now,
so give me some time to think!
**[22:36] Nasa**
Uh, what exactly do you mean when you say—
**[22:40] Nasa**
I mean I can't do it just yet!
**[22:41] Nasa**
So please, give me a bit of time!
**[22:43] Nasa**
Here's the key to the apartment!
**[22:45] Nasa**
I've got some things to look up,
so head home without me!
**[22:48] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun?!
**[22:51] Nasa**
I really can't do it right now,
but it'll be okay.
**[22:55] Nasa**
I'm the man who'll reach the
speed of light before NASA!
**[22:58] Nasa**
I make the impossible possible!
**[23:01] Tsukasa**
*Is that how hard it is to say I look pretty?*
**[23:05] Nasa**
I'll see you later!
**[23:06] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun, hang on—
**[23:23] Chitose**
*I have you now, Nee-sama.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Tsukasa**
Darling, I know this is sudden,
but it's time for a battle.
**[23:33] Tsukasa**
I need you to take someone on.
**[23:35] Nasa**
Got it! I'll do my best!
**[23:37] Tsukasa**
That was strangely accepting of you.
**[23:38] Tsukasa**
I should've figured.
**[23:39] Nasas**
So who am I up against?
**[23:40] Tsukasa**
A rich girl and her maids.
**[23:42] Tsukasa**
I'll be honest with you, she's kind of a pain.
# E4 - Promise
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRVM99P3R/promise)
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**[00:09] Tsukasa**
* It's like the drops of life I lost are*
* being buried underneath this snow.*
**[00:15] Tsukasa**
*Leaving no trace behind, smothered by white,*
**[00:19] Tsukasa**
* along with my footsteps,*
* like they were never there at all.*
**[00:25] Tsukasa**
* How much longer do I have*
* until this cold night ends?*
**[00:31] Tsukasa**
* How much longer will I have to wait*
* before I have a warm home to return to?*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Promise
**[02:12] Tsukasa**
*I get home and open the door,*
**[02:15] ---**
* but there's no one waiting*
* to welcome me back.*
**[02:21] Tsukasa**
* It's things like this that drive*
* home how alone you really are.*
**[02:27] Tsukasa**
* I didn't think my husband would leave*
* me alone the day after we got married.*
**[02:34] Tsukasa**
Good grief...
**[02:37] Tsukasa**
Well, there's something to be said for
waiting at home for your beloved, too.
**[02:42] Tsukasa**
*No, wait, never mind! I take that back!*
***SIGN*** m 45 41 l 46 252 128 252 128 42
***SIGN*** She was
embarrassed
to hear
herself
say that.
**[02:48] Tsukasa**
*But when is he going to come back?*
**[02:52] Tsukasa**
*He doesn't have a key,*
**[02:53] Tsukasa**
*so I can't go out until he does.*
**[02:56] Tsukasa**
* It'd be one thing if I had*
* a cell phone, but I don't.*
**[03:00] Tsukasa**
* Oh, well! Why don't*
* I flex my domestic muscles*
**[03:03] ---**
* and shock him with how*
* clean the apartment is?*
**[03:10] Tsukasa**
* Everything's already spotless...*
* Impressive, darling.*
**[03:14] Nasa**
* The man who will reach the speed*
* of light faster than NASA!*
***SIGN*** m 84 71 l 83 175 154 176 153 70
***SIGN*** He's a
capable
guy.
**[03:18] Tsukasa**
* Wait, this is bad. I won't have anything*
* to show off with at this rate.*
**[03:22] Tsukasa**
* But there has to be some spot*
* he hasn't cleaned already.*
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
* Maybe inside the closet,*
* or underneath his bed...*
**[03:30] Tsukasa**
* But what if I go digging*
* around in these spots*
**[03:33] ---**
* and see something that's*
* not meant to be found?*
**[03:36] Tsukasa**
* From his personality, I wouldn't*
* assume he has stuff like that...*
**[03:40] Tsukasa**
*But how can I be sure?*
**[03:43] Tsukasa**
*Wh-What if he surprises me?*
**[03:46] Tsukasa**
*Well, given how clean the place is,*
**[03:50] Tsukasa**
* I'm sure he keeps even the*
* out-of-the-way spots tidy.*
**[03:53] Tsukasa**
*Yeah.*
***SIGN*** m 38 37 l 37 254 142 254 140 38
***SIGN*** On the
off-chance
she found
anything,
she'd be
shocked,
so she
glosses
over the
issue.
**[03:59] Tsukasa**
That just leaves...
**[04:01] Tsukasa**
* The other thing that can be done*
* around the house is cooking!*
**[04:05] Tsukasa**
* I'll make something delicious*
* that'll knock his socks off!*
**[04:10] Tsukasa**
*But will he be back for lunch?*
**[04:14] Tsukasa**
*Oh, he's already back.*
**[04:17] Tsukasa**
Welcome home. That didn't take very—
**[04:23] Chi**
We meet again, Nee-sama.
**[04:27] Tsukasa**
Chitose? Why are you...
**[04:29] Chi**
I had noticed you were missing,
**[04:32] ---**
but to think you were in this
shabby little apartment...
**[04:36] Chi**
This place isn't fit for someone like—
**[04:41] Chi**
Wait, why?!
**[04:43] Chi**
Why'd you shut the door on me, Nee-sama?!
**[04:46] Chi**
Come on, open up! Open up, please!
**[04:49] Chi**
Open the door, Nee-sama!
**[04:52] Tsukasa**
Could you stop banging on the door?
**[04:55] ---**
You're disturbing the neighbors.
**[04:57] Chi**
So mean!
**[04:58] Chi**
You're treating me like a total stranger,
and after I came to pick you up!
***SIGN*** Yuzaki
**[05:02] Tsukasa**
I never said anything about
wanting to be picked up.
**[05:06] Chi**
I know, but...
**[05:08] Chi**
I'm really sorry! Truly! I was wrong!
**[05:12] Chi**
So please, hear me out!
**[05:20] Tsukasa**
And what do you mean, "pick me up"?
Am I your kid sister now?
**[05:25] Chi**
But your sudden disappearance has
left Great Grandmother so worried...
**[05:30] Tsukasa**
You know how much trouble
I cause for Tokiko by being around.
**[05:35] Tsukasa**
Besides, does she even know that you're here?
**[05:40] Chi**
Well... no...
**[05:42] Tsukasa**
You begged her to tell you
where I was, didn't you?
**[05:45] ---**
*Gulp...*
**[05:45] Tsukasa**
And then you didn't listen to
her when she tried to stop you,
**[05:49] ---**
and came here in broad daylight?
**[05:51] Chi**
Well... I...
**[05:54] Chi**
It was all out of concern for—
**[05:57] Tsukasa**
Don't try to cling to me and
muddle the conversation.
**[06:00] Chi**
That hurts! Nee-sama,
that seriously hurts! Please!
**[06:05] Tsukasa**
Look, just go home for today.
**[06:07] ---**
And pass a message along to Tokiko.
**[06:10] Tsukasa**
Tell her that I'm married.
**[06:13] Chi**
Married?!
**[06:15] Chi**
You're married?!
**[06:18] Chi**
Nee-sama, what do you mean by "married"?!
**[06:20] Tsukasa**
That I'm literally married.
**[06:22] Tsukasa**
Anyway, I'm fine, so don't worry.
**[06:27] Tsukasa**
I'll come by the house to say
hello when the time is right.
**[06:29] Tsukasa**
Until then, Chitose, you need to go home.
**[06:41] Nasa**
Excuse me...
**[06:43] Nasa**
Are you okay?
**[06:47] Chi**
I'm totally fine! Just leave me alone!
**[06:54] Nasa**
You can use this.
**[06:56] Nasa**
I can't just ignore someone crying like that.
**[07:01] Nasa**
What? Someone from your
family won't come home?
**[07:04] Chi**
Well, we're not related by blood, but...
**[07:08] Nasa**
Sounds pretty complicated.
**[07:10] Nasa**
Have you talked to the police?
**[07:12] Chi**
I can't!
**[07:14] Chi**
That sort of thing would just cause
problems for Nee-sama, so I can't.
**[07:19] Chi**
She's like a butterfly with glass wings.
**[07:22] Chi**
A glass butterfly that flies through
the night, trying to reach the moon...
**[07:25] Chi**
She's easily hurt, delicate,
**[07:27] ---**
and disappears the second you
let her out of your sight.
**[07:31] Chi**
But she's still someone I care a lot about.
**[07:36] Nasa**
I see. I wish I could help somehow.
**[07:43] Chi**
You're awfully nice, mister.
**[07:46] Chi**
Putting up with a middle schooler's
ridiculous story like this...
**[07:51] Chi**
Didn't you have something you needed to do?
**[07:55] Nasa**
Well, I was actually looking
for a place to propose.
**[07:59] Chi**
Propose? There's actually a place
on a hill in town that'd be—
**[08:02] Tsukasa**
Oh, darling.
**[08:03] Tsukasa**
I thought I heard your voice.
**[08:06] Nasa**
Oh, sorry. I'm back.
**[08:09] Tsukasa**
"D-Darling"?
**[08:11] Nasa**
After thinking about it,
**[08:13] ---**
I realized you'd be stuck at home
since we only have one key.
**[08:17] Tsukasa**
I appreciate it. The way you're always
so considerate makes me happy.
**[08:21] Nasa**
You're very welcome.
**[08:23] Chi**
It's you...
**[08:25] Chi**
You're the one Nee-sama married?!
**[08:29] Chi**
You can't have her!
**[08:30] Chi**
I will not let you have Nee-sama!
**[08:34] Nasa**
Uh, what?
**[08:36] Tsukasa**
Well, this is bad. Looks like things
are going to escalate into battle.
**[08:40] Nasa**
Wait, do you know her, Tsukasa-chan?
**[08:42] Tsukasa**
Yeah. She's from the family I used to live with.
**[08:46] Nasa**
You used to live with her?
**[08:48] Chi**
And that's why I'll—
**[08:51] Nasa**
Hello there! My name is Yuzaki Nasa.
**[08:55] Nasa**
That's "Nasa," written with the
characters for "starry sky"!
**[08:57] Nasa**
It's so nice to meet you!
**[08:58] Chi**
Uh... yeah... nice to meet you.
**[09:01] Chi**
Wait, no!
**[09:03] Chi**
I'm going to—
**[09:04] Nasa**
So what's your name?
**[09:06] Chi**
It doesn't matter what my name is!
**[09:08] Nasa**
It's kind of inconvenient if I don't
know what to call you, though.
**[09:12] Chi**
Th-That's...
**[09:14] Nasa**
So what's your name?
**[09:16] Chi**
I-It's Chitose.
**[09:18] Chi**
Kaginoji Chitose.
**[09:19] Nasa**
Chitose-chan, then!
**[09:21] Nasa**
What a lovely name!
**[09:22] Chi**
Hey, show some respect!
**[09:24] Nasa**
You mentioned being in
middle school, so are you 14?
**[09:28] Nasa**
There's no sense in talking out here.
Why don't you come inside?
**[09:30] Chi**
Would you listen to me?!
**[09:33] Tsukasa**
* Impressive. He's overwhelming Chitose*
* with his command of the conversation.*
**[09:37] Nasa**
Well, since it's lunch time, would
you like to get something to eat?
**[09:40] Chi**
I would not!
**[09:42] Chi**
I haven't accepted you as Nee-sama's husband!
**[09:46] Nasa**
I see. You're totally justified
in feeling that way.
***SIGN*** m 31 33 l 126 32 129 242 31 242
***SIGN*** High-Level
Rhetoric
Lesson 1:
Don't refute
what the
other
person says.
**[09:50] Nasa**
It's true that Tsukasa-chan and I
haven't known each other for long,
**[09:53] ---**
so it'd be hard to accept
something like marriage.
***SIGN*** m 31 32 l 128 32 129 144 32 144
***SIGN*** Lesson 2:
Objectively
address their
concerns in
order.
**[09:55] Nasa**
It happened so suddenly,
and we're both still pretty young.
**[09:59] Nasa**
But isn't that why we should talk it over?
**[10:01] Nasa**
We could take this somewhere else
and calmly discuss what's happened.
***SIGN*** m 31 33 l 32 162 125 162 126 33
***SIGN*** Lesson 3:
Propose a
practical
resolution.
**[10:05] Nasa**
I think all we're really
lacking here is discourse.
**[10:10] Tsukasa**
*I think this guy might be kind of amazing.*
**[10:13] Tsukasa**
Darling, I'm afraid Chitose
isn't the easily convinced type.
**[10:18] Nasa**
It's okay.
**[10:20] ---**
I'm sure we'll be able to make her understand
that we've become husband and wife.
**[10:25] Tsukasa**
*Husband and wife?*
**[10:28] Chitose**
You can take your discourse and stuff it!
**[10:31] Chitose**
If you'd just die...
**[10:33] Chitose**
that would be enough...
**[10:36] Chitose**
to resolve everything!
**[10:41] Chitose**
You get your wish! Let's move
this conversation elsewhere!
**[10:45] Nasa**
Hey...
**[10:46] Nasa**
Hey!
**[10:50] Tsukasa**
Well, this is trouble.
**[10:54] Nasa**
Excuse me, but isn't this
going a little too far?
**[10:57] Nasa**
Even if she knows who you are,
Tsukasa-chan might go to the police.
**[11:00] Chi**
No need to worry. She would never do that.
**[11:05] Chi**
I will be holding on to your phone, however.
**[11:09] Nasa**
When did you grab that?!
**[11:11] Chi**
Still, you must be quite the swindler
if you were able to trick my Nee-sama.
**[11:15] Chi**
Why would she marry someone like you?
**[11:19] Nasa**
You do have a point there.
**[11:22] Nasa**
Could it be that...
**[11:24] Nasa**
I'm actually hot?
**[11:26] Chi**
Would you please die?
**[11:28] Chi**
Well, it doesn't matter.
I'm going to correct this mistake.
**[11:35] Chi**
That said, I am classy,
so I won't stoop to torture.
**[11:40] Chi**
There's a simple way to wreck your marriage
without resorting to that kind of thing.
**[11:45] Nasa**
What are you talking about?
**[11:49] Chi**
Tabloid journalism.
**[11:51] Nasa**
*That* is *pretty effective!*
**[11:53] Chi**
All I need is evidence of your infidelity
**[11:56] ---**
for Nee-sama to come to her senses
and realize she's made a mistake!
**[12:00] Chi**
And then you'll be divorced in no time!
**[12:04] Chi**
That being the case,
Charlotte, Aurora, come on!
**[12:09] Char**
Hi! Welcome home, Chitose-chan!
**[12:13] Aur**
Welcome home, Miss.
**[12:16] Aur**
Who is this?
**[12:17] Char**
He's so cute!
**[12:19] Char**
Is he a guest?
**[12:20] Chi**
I have a special mission for you two.
**[12:25] Chi**
I need tabloid pics of this man!
**[12:28] Aur**
Tabloid pics? What do you mean?
**[12:34] Char**
Oh, right! Okay, I see.
**[12:39] Char**
I just need to take some of
*those* pictures with him, right?
**[12:43] Aur**
Charlotte! Aren't you being a little
too quick to agree to this?!
**[12:47] Aur**
Even if the little miss did ask you—
**[12:50] Char**
Well, he is really cute...
**[12:53] Chi**
Charlotte! Slow down! I didn't say
you needed to take things that far!
**[12:58] Aur**
And do you have no concept of hesitation?!
**[13:00] Aur**
Hesitate a little!
**[13:02] Chi**
What I want is to take some pictures that prove
how worthless Nee-sama's husband here is,
**[13:06] Chi**
and get her to lose interest in him!
**[13:09] Chi**
All we need is for her to stop
liking him! Do you understand?!
**[13:13] Char**
Oh, I get it.
**[13:15] Char**
But Chitose-chan...
**[13:17] Char**
Your guest has run off.
**[13:22] Chi**
Why didn't you say something sooner?!
**[13:24] Char**
Well, you were trying so hard to explain...
**[13:28] Chi**
Never mind that! Just find him!
**[13:31] Char**
Right!
**[13:31] Aur**
'Kay!
**[13:32] Nasa**
*Wow, my wife knows some intense people.*
**[13:37] Nasa**
*But if she lived here before,*
**[13:39] ---**
* does that mean her room is*
* somewhere in this place?*
**[13:43] Aur**
Sir?
**[13:45] Char**
Aw, I can't find him at all!
**[13:48] Chi**
Show yourself!
**[13:49] Nasa**
This is bad...
**[13:55] Nasa**
*Huh? This room...*
**[13:59] Nasa**
*It smells like Tsukasa-chan!*
***SIGN*** m 44 35 l 138 36 141 192 45 192
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun's
inner pervert
is beginning
to awaken.
**[14:05] Nasa**
* How many people truly realize how out-of-reach*
* something like this is on our planet?*
**[14:11] Nasa**
* Since we can all see it every day,*
* we fail to understand just how rare it is.*
**[14:16] Nasa**
* But there have only been six opportunities*
* in recorded history to retrieve any,*
**[14:21] Nasa**
* with only a small amount*
* having been brought back.*
**[14:24] Nasa**
Plagioclase?
**[14:26] Nasa**
But the composition...
**[14:27] ---**
There's way too much calcium.
**[14:30] Nasa**
* Something that we're able to look at,*
* but not able to obtain...*
**[14:34] Nasa**
*Kaguya's castle, shining in the night sky.*
**[14:40] Nasa**
This...
**[14:42] Nasa**
It's a moon rock!
**[14:49] Nasa**
* They're preventing oxidization by keeping*
* it enclosed and pumping out the oxygen,*
**[14:53] ---**
*while pumping in nitrogen.*
**[14:55] Nasa**
* I doubt anyone would go that*
* far if it wasn't the real deal.*
**[14:59] Nasa**
* The moon rocks retrieved by NASA*
* are all American national treasures.*
**[15:04] Nasa**
* With the exception of samples*
* on display in museums,*
**[15:07] ---**
* the majority of them should*
* be in storage in Houston.*
**[15:11] Nasa**
*If this really is what I think it is...*
**[15:14] Nasa**
*It can't be.*
**[15:19] Char**
Oh, that's no good.
**[15:23] Char**
You see, there are a lot of very
important things in this room
**[15:28] Char**
that belong to someone very important!
**[15:34] Char**
Therefore, anyone who intrudes...
**[15:38] Char**
gets speedy annihilation under
Slay Evil Immediately rules!
**[15:41] Nasa**
Isn't that the wrong sword
for Slaying Evil Immediately?!
**[15:44] Char**
No worries! It's the sense of justice
that we both share, after all!
**[15:49] Nasa**
I never said that!
**[15:51] Aur**
Charlotte, stop that!
**[15:53] Chi**
You have to be careful in that room!
**[15:55] Chi**
It's where Nee-sama's moon rock is—
**[16:05] Charlotte**
What's that coming out?!
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***SIGN*** The most
important
things tend
to break.
**[16:06] Nasa**
Oh, no! The nitrogen in the case!
**[16:08] Nasa**
Without that nitrogen, oxygen will
get inside, and the rock will oxidize!
**[16:12] Nasa**
I'm going to need a screwdriver
and some masking tape! Quick!
**[16:15] Aur**
Right!
**[16:21] Chi**
C-Can you fix it?
**[16:23] Nasa**
I know how it works,
so I should be able to.
**[16:26] Aur**
Is he some kind of genius?
**[16:29] Nasa**
From the way you reacted...
is this rock the real deal?
**[16:33] Chi**
Of course it is.
**[16:35] Chi**
Great Grandmother practically
begged to borrow it
**[16:37] ---**
so that it could bring
Nee-sama some comfort.
**[16:40] Nasa**
Wait, why would Tsukasa-chan need it?
**[16:43] Chi**
"Why"?
**[16:46] Chi**
Do you not know who Nee-sama is?
**[16:52] Nasa**
There. That should do it.
**[16:55] Char**
Thank you!
**[16:56] Aur**
Wow.
**[16:57] Chi**
Do you seriously not know
anything about Nee-sama's past?
**[17:03] Nasa**
Well, I guess it's true that she
hasn't told me much about it.
**[17:07] Nasa**
But there are lots of things I do know.
**[17:10] Nasa**
She's got really warm hands,
***SIGN*** m 67 54 l 183 54 186 225 68 225
***SIGN*** Note: This
protagonist
isn't good at
much besides
studying.
**[17:12] Nasa**
and she's a good cook...
**[17:14] Nasa**
And she's a restless sleeper!
**[17:17] Nasa**
She puts her hair up in buns
when she goes to bed, too.
**[17:19] Nasa**
Other than that...
**[17:20] Nasa**
Her smile is very cute!
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***SIGN*** Dummy.
**[17:24] Chi**
Even I know all that!
**[17:33] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
It's okay.
**[17:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
If you can find the courage
to reach out to me,
**[17:39] (Flashback) ---**
I'll make sure to grab your hand.
**[17:42] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
So hang in there.
**[17:52] Chi**
* From that day when you took*
* my hand and saved my life,*
**[17:56] ---**
* I decided I wanted to*
* dedicate that life to you.*
**[17:59] Chi**
*But now...*
**[18:02] Chi**
Why you?
**[18:04] Chi**
Why? Why are *you* married to Nee-sama
when you don't know anything?!
**[18:10] Chi**
I'm the only one who can
make her wish come true!
**[18:13] Chi**
I'm the one who needs to marry Nee-sama!
**[18:20] Char**
Hang on, Chitose-chan!
**[18:21] Char**
We owe him for saving
Tsukasa-chan's rock just now!
**[18:26] Char**
Sorry about this, but...
**[18:31] Char**
We really are grateful.
**[18:34] Nasa**
Wait, why are you taking pictures?!
**[18:37] Aur**
Uh, good question! My body moved on its own.
**[18:40] Aur**
Maybe someone used a Command Seal on me?
**[18:42] Nasa**
What kind of excuse is that?!
**[18:46] Aur**
Don't worry. To make it up to you, I'll...
**[18:49] Aur**
just composite it in Photoshop...
**[18:51] Nasa**
Why would you fabricate evidence
right in front of me?!
**[18:54] Aur**
There.
**[18:55] Aur**
Oh, my! I had no idea
I took a picture like this!
**[18:59] Nasa**
Now, hang on! That picture
doesn't match the assets you used!
**[19:01] Nasa**
And it was fast! Fast, and good!
**[19:04] ---**
You should quit working as a maid
and get a job in Hollywood!
**[19:07] Nasa**
But—
***SIGN*** Rumble
**[19:11] Tsukasa**
Well, this is quite a picture.
**[19:14] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan! I-It's not what you think!
**[19:16] Nasa**
She just edited it in Ph-Photoshop—
**[19:18] Tsukasa**
Anyone who could manipulate a picture that
quickly should get a job in Hollywood!
**[19:22] Nasa**
You are totally correct!
I was saying the same thing!
**[19:25] Nasa**
How'd she even do this?!
There's not a single trace of the composite!
**[19:25] Aur**
Tabloid journalism did the trick.
They're already fighting.
**[19:28] Char**
Yep.
**[19:28] Nasa**
And the positioning is
totally natural-looking!
**[19:30] Chitose**
Do you see now, Nee-sama?
This man is terrible!
**[19:34] Chitose**
It would be in your best interests
to get divorced immediately!
**[19:38] Nasa**
Divorced?!
**[19:38] Tsukasa**
You're right. This calls for
a very serious discussion.
**[19:42] Nasa**
Oh, no!
**[19:43] Tsukasa**
That being the case, you're coming with me.
**[19:45] Tsukasa**
We need to talk in private.
**[19:48] Nasa**
Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
**[19:49] Tsukasa**
Don't try to get friendly with me!
**[19:53] Tsukasa**
If I was Lum-chan, you'd be lit
up like a power plant right now!
**[19:58] Nasa**
Aw...
**[20:00] Chi**
That worked as planned.
**[20:03] Aur**
Wait, did they actually just escape?
**[20:09] Nasa**
Um, er, Tsukasa-chan,
that picture was really just—
**[20:16] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[20:19] Tsukasa**
Did you really think a picture like
this would be enough to upset me?
**[20:25] Nasa**
Then what was that?
**[20:27] Tsukasa**
An act to help us escape.
**[20:29] Tsukasa**
And if I was really angry, it'd be...
**[20:33] Tsukasa**
much worse.
**[20:35] Chi**
Get back here, Nee-sama!
**[20:38] Tsukasa**
Oh, she's already caught on.
**[20:40] Tsukasa**
Come on, Nasa-kun! Let's get out of here!
**[20:43] Tsukasa**
This way!
**[20:45] Nasa**
Okay!
**[20:49] Tsukasa**
Chitose doesn't know about this passage.
**[20:53] Nasa**
*I don't know anything about your past.*
**[20:57] Nasa**
* I get the feeling it's more harsh*
* and difficult than I can imagine.*
**[21:04] Nasa**
*But that's not an issue to me.*
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
This way!
**[21:11] Nasa**
* What really matters to me is*
* the warmth of your hand...*
**[21:17] Nasa**
*your incredibly cute smile...*
**[21:19] Nasa**
*and the future we're going to build together.*
**[21:30] Nasa**
Is this... a church?
**[21:33] Tsukasa**
That's right. It's the
Church of Alexanmarco.
**[21:36] Tsukasa**
An old church on a hill
that nobody uses anymore.
**[21:39] Tsukasa**
That mansion was built in the Meiji era,
**[21:42] Tsukasa**
and the escape passage was prepared
in the event of an emergency.
**[21:48] Tsukasa**
This place is really beautiful...
**[21:51] Tsukasa**
So I wanted you to see it!
**[21:56] Nasa**
*I see...*
**[21:59] Nasa**
*That's the whole point.*
**[22:03] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan.
**[22:06] Nasa**
From now on, when anything
good happens to me,
**[22:08] ---**
you'll be the first to hear about it.
**[22:12] Nasa**
And if anything sad happens to you,
**[22:14] ---**
I'll share in that sadness.
**[22:17] Nasa**
We'll share with each other,
**[22:19] Nasa**
and support each other...
**[22:22] Nasa**
That's the kind of couple I want us to be.
**[22:27] Nasa**
I swear, I won't ever make
you regret choosing me.
**[22:34] Tsukasa**
This sounds like a proposal.
**[22:38] Nasa**
It is one.
**[22:40] Nasa**
I love you.
**[23:22] Nasa**
*That was the day I swore to love you forever.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Kaname**
How's newlywed life treating you, Senpai?
**[23:32] Nasa**
Kaname-chan, I think I've
learned what true happiness is.
**[23:36] Kaname**
Your gross observations aside,
**[23:38] ---**
you're forgetting something important.
**[23:39] Kaname**
And I'm talking about a
pretty critical omission!
**[23:41] Kaname**
Seriously, stupid, did you really not notice?!
# E5 - Rings
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR07VV80Y/rings)
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***SIGN*** Tachibana
***SIGN*** No. 3
***SIGN*** Everything's
a Bargain!!
**[00:08] Tsukasa**
Oh, darling!
**[00:09] Tsukasa**
This is big! We'd better turn on the TV!
**[00:15] Tsukasa**
Wait... now that I think about it...
**[00:17] Tsukasa**
Where is the TV?
**[00:20] Nasa**
I don't have one.
**[00:21] Tsukasa**
What?! You don't have a TV?!
**[00:24] Nasa**
N-No...
**[00:26] Tsukasa**
Even though *Space Jawsnado: Maximum Mission*
is gonna be on this afternoon?!
**[00:31] Nasa**
Jaw...? U-Uh, wh-what is that?
**[00:33] Tsukasa**
It's a movie where sharks fly through
the sky and wage war in space!
**[00:38] Nasa**
Is it any good?
**[00:39] Tsukasa**
Yes, it is!
**[00:41] Nasa**
O-Oh, I see...
**[00:43] Nasa**
I don't really watch a lot of movies, so...
**[00:45] Tsukasa**
Argh!
**[00:47] Tsukasa**
Y-You've at least seen *Terminator*, right?
**[00:51] Nasa**
I don't think so...
**[00:52] Tsukasa**
What about *Star Wars*?
**[00:53] Nasa**
I know the name.
**[00:55] Nasa**
That's where they fight in space, right?
**[00:57] Tsukasa**
*The Human Centipede*?
**[00:58] Nasa**
Oh, Tsukino Mito talked
about that on the internet.
**[01:02] Nasa**
I haven't seen it, but it sounded funny.
**[01:04] Tsukasa**
What have you *done* for your entire life?
**[01:07] Nasa**
I-Is it that serious?
**[01:09] Tsukasa**
Darling, listen to me.
**[01:10] Tsukasa**
I would never get pushy about my
hobby to the point of treating
**[01:14] ---**
certain movies like they should
be part of compulsory education.
**[01:18] Nasa**
R-Right...
**[01:19] Tsukasa**
But, for example, say that a popular series
finally gets a long-awaited sequel!
**[01:26] Tsukasa**
I want to be able to share
that excitement with you!
**[01:28] Tsukasa**
The amazement at such a
miraculous, sudden occurrence!
**[01:32] Nasa**
"Huh, there was a movie like that?"
**[01:35] Tsukasa**
The thought of that kind of
reaction is just depressing to me!
**[01:38] Tsukasa**
That big of a gap in excitement
is too much for me to bear!
**[01:41] Nasa**
I... I think I understand
where you're coming from...
**[01:45] Tsukasa**
And as sweet as you are,
**[01:46] ---**
knowing that I feel this way would be enough
to make you want to check out some old movies.
**[01:54] Tsukasa**
But!
**[01:55] Tsukasa**
As simple as it might sound,
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden Mobile Galactic Wars II
***SIGN*** Zoku Mobile Galactic Wars
**[01:57] ---**
you could end up dealing
with a massive series of titles!
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars
**[01:59] Tsukasa**
Numbered entries like "II" and
"III" need no mention,
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden II Mobile Galactic Wars III
***SIGN*** New Mobile Galactic Wars
**[02:03] Tsukasa**
but when you include spin-offs and
stories set in the same universe,
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden III Mobile Galactic Wars IV
***SIGN*** New Mobile Galactic Wars II
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden IV
**[02:07] Tsukasa**
sometimes the title doesn't even indicate
where those entries originated from!
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars
The Black Hole Front
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars Kiwami
***SIGN*** Super Mobile Galactic Wars
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars Alternative
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars: A New Beginning
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars: REBIRTH
***SIGN*** Galax-on!
**[02:13] Nasa**
O-Okay...
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
And!
**[02:15] Tsukasa**
To get the most thorough
enjoyment out of a title,
**[02:17] ---**
you can't afford to skip checking
out the director's previous works!
**[02:21] Tsukasa**
You could have someone who made his
debut with a sci-fi horror B-movie...
**[02:26] Tsukasa**
before getting his big break with
a low-budget sci-fi action flick,
**[02:30] Tsukasa**
and then going on to make the
biggest movie in the world!
**[02:33] Tsukasa**
I'm saying that by taking a holistic
approach to viewing a film,
**[02:36] ---**
including the director's style and history,
**[02:38] Tsukasa**
you can enjoy a movie more fully!
**[02:40] Tsukasa**
You can't underestimate how
deep the old movie hole goes!
**[02:43] Tsukasa**
It's like stepping into a world of boundless
knowledge that stretches out forever!
**[02:48] Tsukasa**
Do you understand?!
**[02:50] Nasa**
I-I understand how strongly you feel.
**[02:53] Nasa**
*She normally seems so cool and laid back,*
**[02:56] ---**
*but Tsukasa-chan really loves movies.*
**[03:00] Char**
Hey...
**[03:02] Char**
Are we gonna go after
Tsukasa-chan and her husband?
**[03:05] Aur**
No. *Jawsnado* is airing this afternoon.
**[03:09] Chitose**
That's right. I'm sure Nee-sama
is going to be watching.
**[03:11] Chitose**
Interrupting her could get you killed.
**[03:14] Char**
Is a movie with such a sloppy
plot really any good?
**[03:17] Chitose**
You just don't get it!
**[03:17] {simultaneously}Aur**
That's part of the appeal!
**[03:24] Nasa**
There are so many choices...
**[03:27] Nasa**
Which is better, LCD or OLED?
**[03:30] Tsukasa**
Why not get the cheaper one?
**[03:32] Nasa**
Panasonic or Sony... which has better color?
**[03:37] Tsukasa**
Why not get the cheaper one?
**[03:39] Nasa**
You don't have any preferences
for the picture or sound quality?
**[03:43] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[03:44] Tsukasa**
A good movie is good no matter
what the picture quality is!
**[03:50] Nasa**
*That sounded kind of profound.*
**[03:53] Tsukasa**
Besides, you're offering to buy a
TV that you don't need for my sake.
**[04:00] Tsukasa**
That alone makes me really happy.
**[04:07] Nasa**
*This has been a good shopping trip.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
***SIGN*** Men
***SIGN*** Women
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Rings
**[05:42] Nasa**
So I told her,
***SIGN*** Men
***SIGN*** Women
**[05:44] Nasa**
"We'll share with each other,
and support each other..."
**[05:46] Nasa**
"That's the kind of couple I want us to be."
**[05:48] Nasa**
Like that!
**[05:51] Kaname**
And... then your wife laughed her head off
because that comment was so gross, or...
**[05:55] Nasa**
No, no, she didn't! She was really moved!
**[05:58] ---**
Quit trying to rewrite my precious moments!
**[06:00] Kaname**
W-Well, late or not, it's good
that you proposed to her.
**[06:05] Nasa**
I guess so.
**[06:07] Nasa**
* Although it wasn't really just*
* a proposal. I kissed her, too.*
**[06:13] Nasa**
*I had no idea that lips were so soft.*
**[06:19] Nasa**
* Oh, just thinking about*
* it has me feeling toasty!*
**[06:23] Kaname**
* Gross! It seems like Senpai has*
* achieved new heights of gross!*
**[06:28] Kaname**
But are words alone really enough?
**[06:33] Kaname**
I'm talking about rings!
**[06:36] ---**
If you're married, don't you
think you should have rings?
**[06:40] Nasa**
I'm not sure she would
want something like that...
**[06:43] Kaname**
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-There it is!
**[06:47] Kaname**
One of the top three things that husbands
like to pretend are special about their wives!
**[06:52] Nasa**
T-Top three things?!
**[06:54] Kaname**
Number one!
**[06:56] Kaname**
"Well, y'know, I brought up the idea of
going on a trip for our anniversary..."
**[06:59] Tsukasa**
"I just get nervous at those expensive
hot springs. Let's relax at home!"
**[07:03] Kaname**
"So she doesn't really like that sort of thing!"
**[07:06] Kaname**
Number two!
**[07:08] Kaname**
"Y'know, my wife is such a good cook that
**[07:10] ---**
whenever I bring up the idea
of going out somewhere nice..."
**[07:13] Tsukasa**
"I don't really know how to appreciate
fancy food. I'll make something myself!"
**[07:16] Kaname**
"And then she just whips up something
awesome out of whatever we have!"
**[07:19] Kaname**
And number three!
**[07:21] Kaname**
"See, when it comes to name brands
and jewelry and stuff..."
**[07:24] Tsukasa**
"I don't need anything expensive like that!"
**[07:27] Kaname**
"She's just not interested!"
**[07:30] Kaname**
It's like...
**[07:31] Kaname**
Don't be so stupid!
**[07:34] Kaname**
When are you guys gonna realize
that's just your wives being nice?!
**[07:42] Kaname**
That's what I mean.
**[07:46] Tsukasa**
* I didn't think he'd be the type*
* to go in for a kiss like that.*
**[07:59] CM**
*It's the symbol of our love.*
**[08:02] CM**
*It's such a lovely diamond ring.*
**[08:05] News**
*Our next story...*
**[08:07] News**
* Three major convenience*
* store franchises have—*
**[08:10] Nasa**
* I guess it's true that most girls wouldn't*
* come out and ask for an expensive ring.*
**[08:15] Sign**
m 573 37 l 606 37 610 307 573 307
***SIGN*** °
This
is
his
personal
opinion.
**[08:16] Nasa**
But how much does a diamond
ring cost, anyway?
**[08:20] Nasa**
There's that old saying about them
costing three months' salary...
**[08:24] Tsukasa**
Sorry for the wait.
**[08:26] Nasa**
Tsukasa...chan...
**[08:31] Nasa**
* I never caught her fresh*
* out of the bath before!*
**[08:39] Tsukasa**
W-Well, let's head home.
**[08:42] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[08:45] Nasa**
Oh, I'm going to be heading
to work this afternoon.
**[08:50] Tsukasa**
You are?
**[08:51] Nasa**
I took the day off yesterday
without much warning...
**[08:54] ---**
so I should really go in today.
**[08:56] Nasa**
I'll be back by nine tonight.
**[09:01] Tsukasa**
Nine, huh?
**[09:06] Tsukasa**
Hey, darling, is that a park?
**[09:10] Nasa**
Oh, yeah.
**[09:12] Tsukasa**
You want to stop by, then?
**[09:17] Tsukasa**
What a pretty park.
**[09:19] Nasa**
And it's so quiet, with no one around.
**[09:24] Tsukasa**
Why don't you have a seat, darling?
**[09:27] Nasa**
I think I will, then.
**[09:41] Nasa**
* Wait, what is this?*
* Am I supposed to do something?*
**[09:45] Nasa**
*We're sitting together in a quiet park,
silently looking out at a lake. What* is *this?*
**[09:58] Nasa**
* Could it be she's lonely because*
* I won't be back until tonight?*
**[10:03] Nasa**
*S-S-So cute!*
**[10:06] Nasa**
* If that's true, my wife*
* is so unbelievably cute!*
**[10:35] Char**
They're smooching.
**[10:36] Aur**
Yes, they are.
**[10:38] Char**
Should we report this to Chitose-chan?
**[10:41] Aur**
I wouldn't! She'd get so mad,
the house might catch fire! Don't do it!
**[10:48] Tsukasa**
H-Honestly! It's the middle of the
day and we're outdoors, you know!
**[10:52] Nasa**
S-S-Sorry!
**[10:54] Nasa**
But... I just... thought you looked lonely.
**[10:58] Tsukasa**
I-It would've been embarrassing
if someone saw us!
**[11:01] Aur**
*Someone did see you.*
**[11:03] Char**
*Yeah, you were seen.*
**[11:05] Tsukasa**
And darling, I'm surprised by
how aggressive you can be.
**[11:09] Nasa**
I-I'm not usually!
**[11:12] Nasa**
I-It's just... when it's you... I feel that way...
**[11:18] Tsukasa**
Perv.
**[11:19] Nasa**
It's not like that! You're just
too cute, Tsukasa-chan!
**[11:24] Tsukasa**
Stop it, dummy! You're not supposed
to shout things like that!
**[11:27] Nasa**
But you're just so cute!
**[11:28] Char**
What exactly are we looking at?
**[11:31] Aur**
How should I know?
**[11:35] Nasa**
I'm going now.
**[11:37] Tsukasa**
Okay. Have a safe trip.
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[11:43] Nasa**
Well... it's just...
**[11:45] Nasa**
You won't be gone when I get back, right?
**[11:53] Tsukasa**
If you're worried about it,
**[11:55] Tsukasa**
hurry back as soon as you can.
**[12:00] Nasa**
Okay! I'm going!
**[12:02] Tsukasa**
Have a safe trip.
**[12:15] Nasa**
*I have to say, she was so cute at the park...*
**[12:20] Nasa**
*She felt lonely because I was going to work.*
**[12:23] ---**
*That's cute enough to kill me.*
**[12:27] Nasa**
*I feel kind of bad about leaving her, though.*
**[12:31] Nasa**
*Not to mention I miss her myself.*
**[12:35] Nasa**
* If only there was some way to ease*
* that loneliness, even when we're apart...*
**[12:43] Nasa**
*Maybe that's what the ring is for?*
**[12:45] Nasa**
* Something to remind me of*
* you when you're not here.*
**[12:48] Nasa**
*Something to show you that I'm with you.*
**[12:51] Nasa**
That must be it!
**[12:53] Nasa**
That's what rings are for!
**[12:56] Nasa**
Rings that are like our
eternal love given form!
**[13:02] Nasa**
*I was sure that a miracle would happen.*
**[13:05] Nasa**
* That I'd be able to meet you again*
* after we were separated on that day.*
**[13:11] Nasa**
*So I took a bunch of service and delivery jobs.*
**[13:14] Nasa**
*Searching for you among all those people...*
**[13:20] Nasa**
* But I never found you,*
* and the lonely nights continued.*
**[13:27] Nasa**
*I was so sad for so long.*
**[13:33] Nasa**
*But now...*
**[13:41] Nasa**
*Something smells good. Is she cooking fish?*
**[13:45] Nasa**
I'm home.
**[13:46] Tsukasa**
Welcome home. I hope you
had a good day at work.
**[13:54] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[13:55] Nasa**
Do you want an engagement ring?
**[14:00] Tsukasa**
An engagement ring?
**[14:02] Nasa**
Yeah! As the symbol of our love!
**[14:04] Nasa**
A diamond shining on your ring finger!
**[14:08] Nasa**
Our relationship shining
with our eternal love!
**[14:12] Nasa**
It's so dreamy!
**[14:14] Tsukasa**
* My husband is suddenly*
* acting very romantic.*
**[14:18] Tsukasa**
I'm not sure I need one, though.
**[14:21] Tsukasa**
We're already married, so getting
an engagement ring would be weird.
**[14:25] Nasa**
B-But what about having a diamond ring on
both our fingers to represent our love?
**[14:32] Tsukasa**
Both our fingers?
**[14:33] [SONG] Sign**
Wedding Rings
**[14:34] Tsukasa**
Darling, are you talking about wedding rings?
***SIGN*** Engagement Rings
**[14:39] Nasa**
Are wedding rings and
engagement rings different?
**[14:43] Tsukasa**
An engagement ring is the gift that's given
to the wife-to-be during the proposal.
**[14:48] ---**
That's the one that's supposed
to cost three months' salary.
**[14:52] Tsukasa**
They tend to have big diamonds
and look really gorgeous.
**[14:56] Tsukasa**
That's an engagement ring.
**[14:59] Tsukasa**
The man gives it to the woman,
so there's only one.
**[15:03] Tsukasa**
And since they tend to look flashy,
**[15:08] ---**
you usually only wear them at
parties or formal occasions.
**[15:13] Tsukasa**
Now, what you were talking
about is wedding rings.
**[15:16] Tsukasa**
Both husband and wife have one,
and they wear them on their ring fingers.
**[15:20] Tsukasa**
The designs tend to differ
for men and women,
**[15:23] ---**
but you're meant to wear them all day,
**[15:26] Tsukasa**
so simpler ones are usually preferred.
**[15:29] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[15:31] Nasa**
That means we need three rings total, between
the engagement ring and wedding rings...
**[15:36] Tsukasa**
No, no.
**[15:38] Tsukasa**
Getting an engagement ring would
be kind of weird after a proposal,
**[15:43] ---**
much less being married already.
**[15:45] Tsukasa**
And we don't really need wedding rings,
either. It'd be a waste of money.
**[15:50] Nasa**
B-B-B-B-B-B-But why?
**[15:52] Nasa**
Don't you want a symbol of
our everlasting love?
**[15:56] Tsukasa**
W-Well, the idea is definitely romantic.
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
But like I said before,
diamonds are expensive,
**[16:03] ---**
and it'd be a waste of money.
I already appreciate the sentiment.
**[16:06] Nasa**
B-But it's the symbol of our love...
**[16:10] Nasa**
Wouldn't it be best to have
diamond wedding rings
**[16:12] ---**
as the best possible embodiment of our love?
**[16:15] Tsukasa**
Y-You really want this that badly?
**[16:19] Tsukasa**
*He's not going to give up without a struggle.*
**[16:23] Tsukasa**
* And I'm pretty sure my darling*
* doesn't realize what a diamond costs.*
**[16:31] Tsukasa**
In that case, let's go to
Omotesando tomorrow.
**[16:36] Nasa**
Omotesando?
**[16:38] Tsukasa**
Yeah. The Honey Winston store in Omotesando!
**[16:53] Nasa**
I-Is this one-carat diamond
ring part of a pair?
**[16:58] Clerk**
No, that's the price for a single ring.
**[17:02] Clerk**
One-carat prices tend to
start at 3.4 million yen.
**[17:07] Clerk**
We have higher-grade pieces available.
**[17:10] ---**
Should I bring them out?
**[17:12] Nasa**
Uh, no! I think...
**[17:14] Nasa**
*T-To be honest...*
**[17:16] Nasa**
* These would be expensive even*
* if you knocked two digits off!*
**[17:21] Nasa**
Wh-Why are the diamonds here so expensive?
**[17:25] Clerk**
Sir, that is because we at Honey Winston deal
in the highest-quality diamonds on Earth!
**[17:33] Clerk**
Certainly, a lower-quality diamond
would be fine for a casual accessory...
**[17:38] Clerk**
But engagement rings and wedding rings are
irreplaceable, once-in-a-lifetime diamonds!
**[17:44] Clerk**
Can you imagine thinking this
every time you looked at yours?
**[17:49] Clerk**
"I bet there are much
nicer diamonds out there!"
**[17:53] Clerk**
But at Honey Winston,
that will not be a concern!
**[17:57] Clerk**
Because no company in the world deals
with higher-quality diamonds than us!
**[18:04] Nasa**
I-I see...
**[18:05] Nasa**
* True, it is a once-in-a-lifetime buy,*
* and I'd hate to regret it.*
**[18:09] Nasa**
*And they're expensive...*
**[18:11] Nasa**
*Expensive, but not totally out of reach!*
***SIGN*** Total Assets
**[18:14] Nasa**
*Plus...*
**[18:19] Nasa**
Uh, th-th-then... I-I'll take—
**[18:22] Tsukasa**
Let's give you a second
to calm down, darling!
**[18:26] Clerk**
Thank you for dropping by.
***SIGN*** Harappa Park
**[18:32] Tsukasa**
Darling, calm down for a second.
**[18:34] Tsukasa**
I thought seeing the prices
would get you to back down,
**[18:37] Tsukasa**
not charge in head-first.
**[18:38] Nasa**
But a diamond is
once-in-lifetime purchase!
**[18:41] ---**
And Honey Winston's are
the best in the world...
**[18:44] Tsukasa**
If you plan on buying an engagement ring and
a pair of wedding rings, that'd be three!
**[18:48] Tsukasa**
I don't know how much money you have,
**[18:49] ---**
but do you really want to
spend that much on rings?
**[18:52] Nasa**
But... the symbol of our love...
**[18:54] Tsukasa**
*He's really set on this, huh?*
**[18:57] Tsukasa**
Then let's go to Okachimachi
this time! Come on.
**[19:01] Nasa**
Okachimachi?
***SIGN*** Super Cheap
***SIGN*** Diamond Market
***SIGN*** MEGA
**[19:05] Nasa**
The one-carat diamond that was
3,600,000 yen before is 298,000 here?!
**[19:10] Clerk**
Now, that's not the nicest quality,
**[19:12] ---**
so I'm betting you can tell it's
less impressive than others.
**[19:16] Nasa**
N-Now that you mention it...
**[19:17] Clerk**
But get a load of this one!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Best Value!!
Top Recommendation!!
**[19:19] Nasa**
Oh, wow!
**[19:20] Nasa**
This one is so shiny,
and it's only 680,000 yen!
**[19:23] Nasa**
What's with this town, Tsukasa-chan?
Everything is super cheap!
**[19:26] Tsukasa**
Simmer down there, darling.
**[19:30] Tsukasa**
680,000 yen isn't actually cheap.
**[19:33] Nasa**
Huh?!
**[19:36] Nasa**
I mean, it was cheaper than Honey Winston,
**[19:39] ---**
but even I could tell the 300,000 yen
one-carat diamond was duller...
**[19:44] Nasa**
But if you go for higher quality,
the price jumps to 500,000 or 600,000!
**[19:48] Tsukasa**
Do you get it now?
Diamonds are too expensive.
**[19:51] Tsukasa**
You should use that money on something
more practical than some tiny rocks.
**[19:56] Nasa**
But if you had a ring...
**[19:59] Nasa**
I thought you'd be less lonely.
**[20:03] Tsukasa**
Less lonely?
**[20:06] Nasa**
Well, I thought that with a ring,
even if we were separated,
**[20:11] ---**
we'd have something to
remind us of each other...
**[20:14] Nasa**
So that we'd be less lonely
when we were apart.
**[20:18] Tsukasa**
*Oh, I see.*
**[20:20] Tsukasa**
*He wanted it for my sake.*
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
Thank you.
**[20:37] Tsukasa**
I love you.
***SIGN*** Super Cheap
***SIGN*** Diamond Market
**[20:40] Clerk**
These are the lowest-priced
diamond rings we have!
***SIGN*** Big Savings!!
**[20:44] Clerk**
It's 32,000 yen for the pair!
**[20:50] Nasa**
We ended up getting the
cheapest pair of rings.
**[20:53] Nasa**
Are you sure these are the
wedding rings you want?
**[20:56] Tsukasa**
Of course!
**[20:58] Tsukasa**
I mean, I'll remember today
whenever I look at this ring.
**[21:04] Tsukasa**
I'll remember how Honey Winston had you beat,
**[21:08] Tsukasa**
and how we ended up getting the
cheapest diamonds in Okachimachi.
**[21:14] Tsukasa**
And...
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
I'll remember how kind you are,
**[21:18] ---**
and how much you care about me,
every time I look at it.
**[21:24] Tsukasa**
I'm sure that'll give it a
shine that will never fade.
**[21:28] Tsukasa**
I know I won't ever forget
**[21:30] Tsukasa**
the fact that you loved me.
**[21:36] Tsukasa**
That'll stay with me.
**[21:40] Tsukasa**
Plus, 32,000 yen isn't cheap, either.
**[21:45] Nasa**
You've got a point.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Tsukasa**
You only need a witness to turn
in a wedding registration,
**[23:32] ---**
but you need a guarantor
when you're renting a place.
**[23:35] Nasa**
We're not going to be able to get
just any random person this time.
**[23:38] Tsukasa**
We might end up indebted to the emperor of
something-or-other if we're not careful.
**[23:41] Nasa**
Does that mean...
**[23:41] ---**
we're finally going to have
to jump *that* hurdle?!
# E6 - News
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6M844086/news)
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**[00:08] Nasa**
* If I had to explain how this happened*
* after a few days of cohabitation...*
***SIGN*** Minutes earlier.
**[00:14] Nasa**
* My wife seems to go a bit*
* feral when she's asleep.*
**[00:18] Nasa**
*Is this how it is for all girls?*
**[00:21] Nasa**
*She puts her hair up every day before bed,*
**[00:23] ---**
*but it comes loose almost instantly.*
**[00:35] Nasa**
*And she must have a high body temperature,*
**[00:37] ---**
*because she always goes to drink water.*
**[00:40] Nasa**
* And on her way back, while half-asleep,*
* she tries to grab my covers.*
**[00:45] Nasa**
*But tonight...*
**[00:56] Nasa**
*And currently...*
**[00:59] Nasa**
*What do I do?*
**[01:01] Nasa**
*Is it okay if I hold her like this?*
**[01:04] Nasa**
*But what if she wakes up from the contact?*
**[01:10] Nasa**
* No! Even if she wakes up from me*
* grabbing her, it's not a problem!*
**[01:13] Nasa**
*Because Tsukasa-chan is my wife!*
**[01:20] Nasa**
*I've never held her before...*
**[01:23] Nasa**
*I didn't know that girls were so warm.*
**[01:26] Nasa**
* And she smells so good,*
* it's giving me brain static.*
**[01:30] Nasa**
* This is dangerous! She's so warm,*
* and smells so good, and...*
**[01:36] Nasa**
*Oh, wow! These make great hand rests!*
***SIGN*** That's not what
those are for.
**[01:40] Nasa**
*This is too much! Seriously!*
**[01:59] Nasa**
*A few minutes after falling asleep,*
**[02:01] ---**
*my wife rolled back onto her futon.*
**[02:05] Nasa**
* But before she did...*
* I smooched her three more times.*
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
Didn't get enough sleep?
**[02:16] Nasa**
Kind of.
**[02:17] Nasa**
*I didn't get a wink of sleep after that.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
**[03:51] Nasa**
*After last night's events, I realized...*
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** News
**[03:55] Nasa**
*I really want a double bed!*
**[03:59] Nasa**
*Not for anything perverted, mind you!*
**[04:01] Nasa**
* I mean, I can't have my wife sleeping*
* on the floor all the time, can I?*
**[04:05] Nasa**
* And if we're going to be*
* living together from now on,*
**[04:08] ---**
* it's inefficient to have two*
* separate sleeping spaces.*
**[04:12] Nasa**
* Plus... y'know, with the*
* thing being the way it is,*
**[04:16] Nasa**
*and that being all that...*
**[04:18] Nasa**
*But that means moving.*
**[04:21] Nasa**
* This place is a little*
* cramped for two people.*
**[04:24] Nasa**
*I'd want at least a one-bedroom apartment*
**[04:27] ---**
*so that we'd have a separate living room...*
**[04:30] Nasa**
*A living room...*
**[04:32] Nasa**
*We could get a bigger TV, then.*
**[04:35] Nasa**
*Yeah! And that'd mean getting a sofa, right?*
**[04:39] Nasa**
* And then we could have*
* movie nights together.*
***SIGN*** He recalls the body warmth he felt yesterday.
**[04:55] Nasa**
*But there's more to it than that!*
**[04:58] Nasa**
*A bigger apartment means having a bath.*
**[05:03] Tsukasa**
Say, darling?
**[05:06] Tsukasa**
Do you want to join me?
**[05:09] Nasa**
Listen, Tsukasa-chan!
**[05:10] Nasa**
Would you like to move into a bigger place?!
**[05:14] Tsukasa**
A bigger place?
**[05:16] Tsukasa**
Not really. Things are fine the way they are.
**[05:20] Nasa**
But, y'know, this place is pretty tiny!
**[05:26] Tsukasa**
True, but... that helps
me feel closer to you.
**[05:32] Nasa**
I-I hadn't considered that!
**[05:35] Nasa**
*I guess things are great either way!*
**[05:39] Nasa**
* The world is full of protagonists who*
* want to become the king of the pirates,*
**[05:44] ---**
*or eradicate titans from the world.*
**[05:47] ---**
* And like them, I have a*
* dream I can't give up on:*
**[05:50] ---**
*to sleep in the same bed as my wife!*
**[05:53] Kaname**
You moving, Senpai?
**[05:56] Nasa**
Well, it's not set in stone yet.
**[06:00] Nasa**
But that place is so small, two people
sleeping there is kind of pushing it.
**[06:04] Kaname**
Wait, are the two of you not
sleeping in the same bed?
**[06:09] Nasa**
Naturally. I'm in the bed, and she
sleeps in a futon on the floor.
**[06:13] Kaname**
So I guess you haven't fallen
asleep holding hands, then.
**[06:19] Nasa**
*Falling asleep... holding hands?!*
**[06:22] Tsukasa**
Say, darling... will you hold
my hand until I fall asleep?
**[06:29] Nasa**
I-I see! All I need to do is get
us on the same surface level,
**[06:32] ---**
and then I can live out that dream!
**[06:35] Nasa**
I hadn't anticipated this!
**[06:37] Kaname**
"Surface level"?
**[06:38] Kaname**
Does she even want to move, though?
**[06:41] Nasa**
Well, she said she doesn't mind
the lack of space at all.
**[06:45] Kaname**
What a nice wife!
**[06:48] Nasa**
Plus, if we do move, we'd probably
want a place with a bath,
**[06:52] ---**
which means not coming here every morning.
**[06:57] Nasa**
So maybe things are fine the way they are.
**[06:59] Kaname**
Well, that works out great!
**[07:02] Kaname**
Although...
**[07:03] Kaname**
If I got married to a guy who
had us living indefinitely
**[07:06] ---**
in a tiny studio apartment with
no bath, I'd kick his butt.
**[07:09] Kaname**
And if he gave me any "a tiny
home isn't so bad" nonsense,
**[07:12] ---**
I'd burn the place down
as an excuse to move out!
**[07:18] Nasa**
* She's right. It's not like we can live*
* in that tiny place indefinitely.*
**[07:22] Nasa**
* But if I try to force the issue*
* about getting into a bigger place...*
**[07:27] Tsukasa**
I see. I guess you're not
comfortable having me so close by.
**[07:31] Tsukasa**
Goodbye.
**[07:32] Nasa**
That's not it!
**[07:33] Nasa**
It's not that I don't want you around!
**[07:35] Nasa**
It's about different surface levels!
**[07:39] Nasa**
*I'll have to choose my words carefully,*
**[07:42] ---**
*so as not to upset her.*
**[07:44] Nasa**
I'm home.
**[07:54] Nasa**
Sorry!
**[07:55] Tsukasa**
Er, no, I should apologize!
**[07:58] Nasa**
So as we've seen...
**[07:59] Nasa**
Having a lack of living space can
give rise to unfortunate accidents.
**[08:04] Nasa**
Although I would personally not use
those words to describe what happened.
**[08:08] Nasa**
That being the case, I'd like to present
the benefits of moving into a bigger place.
**[08:16] Tsukasa**
R-Right. Please, continue.
**[08:19] Nasa**
First of all, Tsukasa-san,
**[08:20] ---**
you've stated you were fine
with the way things are.
**[08:24] Tsukasa**
W-Well, moving takes a lot of time and money,
**[08:30] ---**
so I figured things would be fine as-is.
**[08:32] Nasa**
I see.
**[08:34] Nasa**
But if we move into a bigger place,
**[08:37] Nasa**
we can buy a projector
**[08:38] ---**
and watch movies with the same kind of
immersion that you would get in a theater!
**[08:43] Tsukasa**
W-Well, as amazing as that sounds,
it's not really justification for...
**[08:49] Nasa**
Furthermore, we'll put shelving
on one of the walls
**[08:51] ---**
and set out all of your
favorite DVDs for display!
***SIGN*** F
u
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l
L
i
b
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a
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**[08:55] Tsukasa**
W-W-Would that also apply to manga?!
**[08:59] Nasa**
I assure you, it would.
**[09:01] Tsukasa**
R-Remarkable...
**[09:03] Tsukasa**
B-But there's still the cost to consider.
**[09:07] Nasa**
There's one other thing, a bit of
information I dug up independently...
**[09:12] Nasa**
If we were sleeping on
the same level surface,
**[09:14] ---**
we could go to bed while holding hands.
**[09:18] Tsukasa**
W-Well, if we find the right property...
**[09:22] Tsukasa**
If we're going to get a new place,
won't we need a guarantor?
**[09:27] Nasa**
A guarantor?
**[09:29] Nasa**
I assumed we'd get my parents to do it,
like with my current place...
**[09:32] Nasa**
Wait.
**[09:34] Nasa**
Come to think of it, I didn't
tell them I got married.
**[09:38] Nasa**
It's probably going to come as a
surprise to hear it out of nowhere.
**[09:43] Tsukasa**
Of course it is.
**[09:45] Tsukasa**
Any parents who wouldn't be
surprised are probably crazy.
***SIGN*** Mom
**[09:50] Tsukasa**
Should I talk to them, too?
**[09:52] Nasa**
No.
**[09:54] Nasa**
Not just yet, anyway. Go on in.
**[09:56] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[10:00] Tsukasa**
Good luck!
**[10:08] Nasa**
Oh, hey.
**[10:12] Nasa**
Yeah, it's been a while.
**[10:16] Nasa**
So there was something
I wanted to let you know.
**[10:22] Nasa**
Yeah. The thing is...
**[10:25] Nasa**
I got married, so...
**[10:31] Nasa**
* My mom just made a sound*
* I've never heard before.*
**[10:35] Nasa**
Look, it's okay!
**[10:38] Nasa**
The girl? I told you about
her before, remember?
**[10:42] Nasa**
From the accident.
She was the one who saved me.
**[10:45] Nasa**
Right! The super-cute girl!
**[10:49] Nasa**
I just wanted to let you know.
**[10:51] ---**
I know. Believe me, I understand.
I'll call again later.
**[10:56] Tsukasa**
H-How'd it go?
**[10:58] Nasa**
Good. There should be no problems.
**[11:01] Tsukasa**
There's no way that's true.
**[11:03] Tsukasa**
And what exactly did you tell your
parents about me after the accident?
**[11:09] Nasa**
I said the cutest girl
in the universe saved me.
**[11:13] Tsukasa**
D-Don't you think that description is gonna
make meeting them kind of awkward?!
**[11:17] Nasa**
Not at all. You *are* the cutest
in the universe, Tsukasa-chan!
**[11:25] Tsukasa**
Still, I do think that we
should go and see them.
**[11:34] Nasa**
You're right about that.
**[11:38] Nasa**
Meeting the parents, huh?
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
Feeling nervous about it?
**[11:44] Nasa**
I hate to admit it,
**[11:47] Nasa**
but I'm kind of embarrassed.
**[11:49] Nasa**
It's just that you're so cute...
**[11:51] ---**
Like, *really* cute, so introducing you
to my parents is kind of embarrassing.
**[11:56] Nasa**
Plus, my parents are pretty weird,
**[12:00] ---**
so I just know they're going
to say something stupid.
**[12:03] Tsukasa**
They are?
**[12:07] Nasa**
It's from my mom. That's rare.
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** I'm onto you.
**[12:13] Nasa**
Well, that's an ominous message.
***SIGN*** Wh... What about...?
***SIGN*** Nasa
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Your place is too small
for a married couple
to live in, right?
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** So right now,
Nasa-kun...
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** You're thinking
about moving!!
***SIGN*** Mom
**[12:25] Mom**
I've figured it all out!
**[12:27] Mom**
That call yesterday was because
you weren't sure what to do
**[12:29] ---**
about a guarantor for your new place!
**[12:31] Mom**
In other words, you were
feeling us out about that,
**[12:34] ---**
and *just so happened* to
inform us about your wedding.
**[12:36] Mom**
Your mother has seen the truth!
**[12:37] Mom**
Now go ahead and try to deny it if you can!
**[12:42] Tsukasa**
That explains it. You get your
intelligence from your parents, then.
**[12:46] Nasa**
Yeah, but...
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Now go ahead and try
to deny it if you can!
***SIGN*** Now go ahead and try
to deny it, if you can!
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
**[12:49] Nasa**
See, this is what I was talking about!
**[12:51] Nasa**
They both act like this!
**[12:53] ---**
That's why I didn't want you to meet them!
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** But unless you introduce us, we're
not going to be your guarantors.
**[13:00] Tsukasa**
She's got you there.
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** But unless you introduce us, we're
not going to be your guarantors.
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Make sure to come home this week.
And of course, bring your new wife.
**[13:04] Tsukasa**
You heard her.
**[13:07] Nasa**
Seriously! These parents of
mine are just so... seriously!
**[13:09] Tsukasa**
Still, if I had to guess...
she does seem kind of mad.
**[13:14] Nasa**
Y-Yeah, probably.
**[13:17] Tsukasa**
We've only got one option, then.
**[13:19] Tsukasa**
Let's visit them as soon as we can.
**[13:21] Nasa**
Huh? B-But...
**[13:23] Tsukasa**
It's okay.
**[13:25] Tsukasa**
Even if they're mad,
they're your parents, so...
**[13:28] Tsukasa**
It'll be okay.
**[13:37] Tsukasa**
Where do your parents live, anyway?
**[13:43] Nasa**
In Nara Prefecture.
**[13:45] Chitose**
What? They're going to
introduce her to his parents?
**[13:49] Char**
Yep. All the way over in Nara, apparently.
**[13:52] Chitose**
Nara?
**[13:54] Chitose**
You mean he's not originally from Tokyo?
**[13:57] Char**
Seems so!
**[14:00] Aur**
I guess, depending on how you look at it,
**[14:03] ---**
this could also be their honeymoon.
**[14:10] Nasa**
* Wait, isn't this the perfect*
* opportunity for a honeymoon?*
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Kyoto
***SIGN*** Nara
**[14:15] Nasa**
* The typical route from Tokyo to Nara*
* involves taking the Shinkansen to Kyoto,*
**[14:20] ---**
*and then the Kintetsu Railway to Nara.*
***SIGN*** Transfer
**[14:22] Nasa**
* So if we presume we're staying*
* the night at their house,*
***SIGN*** Parents'
House
**[14:25] Nasa**
* that means I'll be able to see the*
* sights in Kyoto and Nara with my wife.*
**[14:29] Nasa**
Introducing Tsukasa-chan to my
parents doesn't sound great,
**[14:33] ---**
but if I think of it as a honeymoon...
**[14:36] Nasa**
Maybe going home won't be so bad.
**[14:39] Tsukasa**
If that's the case...
**[14:41] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?!
**[14:42] Tsukasa**
If we're going on a trip,
there's something I'd like to buy.
**[14:47] Tsukasa**
I want to get a camera.
**[14:51] Nasa**
Yeah, it makes sense to want a
camera if you're going sightseeing.
**[14:54] Tsukasa**
I didn't want to take pictures
of the local sights, though.
**[15:00] Tsukasa**
I wanted pictures of my
life with you, Nasa-kun.
**[15:05] Nasa**
Our life?
**[15:07] Tsukasa**
I want to take one picture a day,
**[15:11] ---**
to leave a little record of where we've been.
**[15:14] Nasa**
Every day?
**[15:15] Tsukasa**
Yep, every day.
**[15:17] Tsukasa**
The whole point is to do it every day.
**[15:19] Tsukasa**
Don't worry. I'm going to stick to it.
**[15:22] Tsukasa**
People tend to forget something
in their daily routine...
**[15:28] Tsukasa**
That every single day they have with
the person they love is precious.
**[15:34] Tsukasa**
So I want to make a record of
our time together, bit by bit.
**[15:39] Tsukasa**
A secret diary of our married life.
**[15:43] Nasa**
Secret...
**[15:45] Tsukasa**
Do you not like the sound of it?
**[15:48] Nasa**
O-O-O-Of course not!
**[15:50] Nasa**
It sounds great to me!
**[15:54] Nasa**
*A secret between just the two of us?*
**[15:56] Nasa**
*That actually sounds kind of exciting!*
**[15:58] Nasa**
*It's a great idea!*
**[16:00] Nasa**
* And being able to have a detailed*
* record of your daily life*
**[16:03] ---**
* is something that only modern*
* technology makes viable!*
**[16:06] Nasa**
I-In that case, can I take a
picture of you, Tsukasa-chan?
**[16:10] Tsukasa**
Huh? Me?
**[16:12] Nasa**
Here I go!
**[16:21] Tsukasa**
H-How's it look?
**[16:23] Nasa**
*I-I'm not exactly sure why, but...*
**[16:26] Nasa**
* Something about this camera*
* is really exciting!*
***SIGN*** Something awakened in the boy that day.
**[16:31] Nasa**
C-C-C-Can I take a few more?
**[16:44] Nasa**
*This is bad! I can't stop!*
**[16:51] Tsukasa**
Darling... can I see the camera?
**[16:54] Nasa**
Huh?!
**[17:01] Tsukasa**
That should do for today.
**[17:04] Tsukasa**
Now I'll never forget the
day my husband decided to
**[17:06] ---**
suddenly shoot a bunch of
pictures of me, his eyes bloodshot.
**[17:09] ---**
It'll be the first picture.
**[17:11] Nasa**
Th-That's so embarrassing!
**[17:17] Nasa**
Pictures you would never want anyone else
to see will be part of our memories!
**[17:28] Nasa**
So this is the bus terminal for night buses...
**[17:32] Nasa**
Hey, Tsukasa-chan, come here for a sec!
**[17:35] Tsukasa**
Over there?
**[17:40] Nasa**
Now look this way!
**[17:44] Nasa**
* This is crazy! She's so cute,*
* no matter what kind of picture I take!*
**[17:48] Nasa**
I'm gonna need more than
just a 64GB memory card!
**[17:51] Nasa**
So, so crazy!
**[17:52] Sign**
m 441 19 l 562 19 563 181 441 182
***SIGN*** The crazier thing
is how he tends
to get fixated on
things and then
go to extremes.
***SIGN*** Akuma Meeter
***SIGN*** Kyoto • Osaka • Kobe
***SIGN*** The Manstar
***SIGN*** Kyoto • Umeda, Osaka
**[17:59] Nasa**
Are you sure you wouldn't
rather take the Shinkansen?
**[18:02] Nasa**
I've got enough money to
get us into first class.
**[18:06] Tsukasa**
It's okay.
**[18:07] Tsukasa**
A bus works just fine.
We'll sleep, and then we'll be there.
**[18:11] Tsukasa**
Plus... only 150 years ago, it'd take two weeks
to make the trip on foot on the Tokaido.
**[18:17] Tsukasa**
Being able to make the trip in a single
night is like a dream come true.
**[18:20] Nasa**
Uh, I'm not sure you should be comparing
totally different periods of history!
**[18:26] Nasa**
Huh, so this is what it looks on the inside.
**[18:29] Tsukasa**
It's nice and clean.
**[18:32] Tsukasa**
What time will we reach Kyoto?
**[18:35] Nasa**
Sometime around 6:00 AM tomorrow.
**[18:38] Nasa**
There'll be stops at service
areas every two hours,
**[18:42] Nasa**
with one of those stops lasting 50 minutes.
**[18:44] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[18:46] Nasa**
But if you want to, you can just
sleep through the stops, too.
**[18:49] Tsukasa**
I definitely want to get off.
**[18:51] Nasa**
Really?
**[18:53] Tsukasa**
I mean, it's a late-night
stop at a service area!
**[18:55] Tsukasa**
How could you not be excited?!
**[18:58] Tsukasa**
I might end up ordering a bowl
of udon for no good reason!
**[19:00] Tsukasa**
Or buttered potatoes!
**[19:01] Tsukasa**
They might even have
hamburger vending machines!
**[19:04] Nasa**
R-Really?
**[19:06] Driver**
*The bus will be departing soon.*
**[19:10] Tsukasa**
It's finally time...
**[19:13] Tsukasa**
I'm really looking forward to
meeting your parents, Nasa-kun.
**[19:18] Nasa**
I just hope you won't be disappointed.
**[19:22] Tsukasa**
There's no way I could be.
**[19:25] Tsukasa**
I'm sure they're nice people.
**[19:28] Chitose**
Why didn't they take the Shinkansen?
**[19:31] Char**
Maybe they couldn't afford it?
**[19:33] Chitose**
Well, it doesn't matter.
Let's get going after that bus.
**[19:37] Char**
Okay!
**[19:38] Aur**
Wait, you want to follow
them all the way to Nara?!
**[19:41] Chitose**
That's right.
**[19:43] Aur**
Tokiko-san is going to be mad!
**[19:45] Chitose**
I don't care!
**[19:47] Chitose**
Meeting his parents and
getting their approval?!
**[19:50] Chitose**
Oh, I don't think so!
**[19:52] Chitose**
I haven't approved of their marriage at all!
**[19:59] Char**
I forget, is Chitose-chan
her mom or something?
**[20:03] Aur**
She's technically not even her sister.
**[20:06] Nasa**
*I know all I'm doing is sitting,*
**[20:10] ---**
* but this is kind of uncomfortable.*
* It's hard to sleep.*
**[20:13] Nasa**
* But we're not supposed to take out our*
* smartphones or any sources of light.*
**[20:16] Nasa**
*What should I do?*
**[20:20] Nasa**
* A-Amazing. Even with the*
* rock-hard seats and lack of space,*
**[20:24] ---**
*she's already out like a light.*
**[20:26] Nasa**
*And man, she looks as cute asleep as ever!*
**[20:30] Nasa**
* Given the circumstances,*
* I kinda wish she'd lean on me.*
***SIGN*** E • da • ya • n
**[20:39] Nasa**
*N-Now I really can't sleep!*
***SIGN*** Bus Parking
**[20:43] Driver**
*We will take a 50-minute break here.*
**[20:48] Tsukasa**
That was quite a nap!
**[20:50] Tsukasa**
There's something really convenient about
being able to travel so far while sleeping.
**[20:54] Tsukasa**
Huh?
**[20:57] Tsukasa**
A-Are you okay?!
**[20:59] Tsukasa**
Darling, did you have trouble sleeping?
**[21:02] Nasa**
Uh... well... did the hardness of the
seat or the incline not bother you?
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
Not at all. The air conditioning was on,
too, so it was really comfortable.
**[21:13] Nasa**
*I had a vague idea about this before,*
**[21:16] Nasa**
*but my wife is super-duper tough!*
**[21:19] Nasa**
* Her ability to adapt to her*
* surroundings is incredible.*
**[21:22] Nasa**
*She honestly was comfortable inside that bus!*
**[21:25] Nasa**
* But I guess it makes sense, when I consider*
* how she saved me when we first met.*
**[21:30] Nasa**
*She's got to be stronger than average!*
**[21:33] Tsukasa**
Do you think we should've taken
the Shinkansen after all?
**[21:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
A bus works just fine.
**[21:38] Nasa**
*Is she thinking it might be her fault?*
**[21:41] Nasa**
* Oh, no! I can't let her worry*
* about something like this!*
**[21:48] Nasa**
Don't worry!
**[21:50] Nasa**
I was actually totally fine, too!
**[21:52] Nasa**
Now, let's check out the food court!
**[21:55] Nasa**
A service area late at night!
This sure is exciting!
**[22:04] Aur**
Well, they certainly get along.
**[22:07] Char**
He is so sweet!
**[22:09] Char**
Do you really wanna break
up such a nice couple?
**[22:13] Aur**
Do you have no human empathy?
**[22:15] Chitose**
Shut up!
**[22:17] Chitose**
It doesn't matter how well they get along!
**[22:20] Aur**
Oh, she's getting mad at us now.
**[22:21] Char**
She sure is.
**[22:23] Chitose**
I said shut up!
**[22:25] Chitose**
Listen up! There's a reason the
phrase "Narita divorce" exists!
**[22:30] Chitose**
Honeymoons are extremely
dangerous to spouses!
**[22:33] Chitose**
I'm going to teach them that!
**[22:36] [SONG] Sign**
To Be Continued!!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Aur**
Well, they've left for their honeymoon trip.
**[23:33] Chitose**
Unbelievable! Who does he think he is,
getting so lovey-dovey on his honeymoon?!
**[23:37] Char**
Wouldn't he be acting lovey-dovey
*because* it's their honeymoon?
**[23:40] Chitose**
Shut up!
**[23:41] Chitose**
I'm going to teach them just how
dangerous this trip really is!
# E7 - Trip
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***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Trip
**[01:38] Aur**
Well, they certainly get along.
**[01:40] Char**
He is so sweet!
**[01:42] Char**
Do you really wanna break
up such a nice couple?
**[01:45] Aur**
Do you have no human empathy?
**[01:48] Chitose**
Shut up!
**[01:49] Chitose**
It doesn't matter how well they get along!
**[01:52] Aur**
Oh, she's getting mad at us now.
**[01:54] Char**
She sure is.
**[01:55] Aur**
I said shut up!
**[01:57] Aur**
Honeymoons are so dangerous for couples
that the phrase "Narita divorce" exists!
**[02:03] Aur**
Narita divorce?
**[02:05] Char**
It's when newlyweds run into the smallest
problems during their honeymoon,
**[02:09] Char**
and they blow up so bad over them, they divorce
as soon as they're back at Narita Airport!
**[02:12] Chitose**
Exactly!
**[02:13] Chitose**
Even the smallest issue can
spell doom for a romance!
**[02:16] Aur**
And you're going to arrange
for that kind of issue?
**[02:20] Chitose**
I won't need to.
**[02:21] Chitose**
It's already happening!
**[02:25] Nasa**
Huh?
**[02:26] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[02:27] Nasa**
It's gone! I don't have my wallet!
**[02:29] Nasa**
Shoot, it must be on the bus! I forgot it!
**[02:33] Nasa**
Sorry, one sec!
**[02:35] Tsukasa**
Darling?!
**[02:37] Tsukasa**
Honestly...
**[02:40] Chitose**
He forgot his wallet? What an airhead.
**[02:44] Chitose**
This is bound to bring her
rage to the verge of eruption!
**[02:49] Nasa**
Found it.
**[02:52] Nasa**
Huh?
**[02:53] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan? What's wrong?
**[02:55] Nasa**
You could've waited at the rest area.
**[02:58] Tsukasa**
Well, I could have, but...
**[03:01] Tsukasa**
I'd rather go with you than wait.
**[03:05] Nasa**
Thanks. Let's get going, then.
**[03:07] Tsukasa**
Yeah.
**[03:12] Char**
They really get along, huh?
**[03:13] Aur**
They do.
**[03:15] Chitose**
That was only the beginning.
**[03:17] Chitose**
The real trouble is still brewing!
***SIGN*** Jumbo Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Daiei Chinese Food
***SIGN*** Continental Cafeteria
**[03:23] Nasa**
I can see why you'd be excited
about this food court!
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
Ramen, curry, and buttered potatoes!
**[03:28] ---**
I don't know where to start!
**[03:30] Tsukasa**
What are you going to get, Nasa-kun?
**[03:31] Nasa**
Good question...
**[03:34] Nasa**
I guess I'll get a beef bowl from Hurunoya!
**[03:37] Tsukasa**
Darling, are you crazy?!
**[03:39] Tsukasa**
Why would you come to such a treasure trove
of food only to choose a chain restaurant?!
**[03:43] Tsukasa**
You can eat that stuff back at home!
**[03:45] Nasa**
B-But it's good...
**[03:47] Tsukasa**
It might be good, but there's a
limit to how much you can eat!
**[03:50] Tsukasa**
Why not try something new?!
**[03:52] Tsukasa**
If you give up, that's when the game is over!
**[03:54] Nasa**
What're you going to get, then?
**[03:57] Tsukasa**
Me?
**[03:58] Nasa**
*Wh-What's the fearless smile for?*
**[04:00] Tsukasa**
Unlike you, darling, I was very observant.
**[04:04] Tsukasa**
Did you happen to miss the sign
we passed over by the entrance?
***SIGN*** It's all the rage!
**[04:09] [SONG] Sign**
As featured on the 5/15 episode of
Hirunendesu!
***SIGN*** Lime Udon
**[04:10] [SONG] ---**
As featured on the 5/15 episode of
Hirunendesu!
**[04:12] Nasa**
*H-Hirunendesu!*?
**[04:14] Tsukasa**
Exactly! *Hirunendesu!* never steers you wrong!
**[04:16] Tsukasa**
So I'm going to be eating that lime udon!
**[04:21] Tsukasa**
Let's go buy a bowl!
**[04:23] Char**
They're having fun, huh?
**[04:24] Aur**
It seems like they're having a ton of fun.
**[04:27] Server**
Okay, one lime udon.
**[04:28] ---**
This'll let you know when your order is ready.
**[04:30] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[04:32] Tsukasa**
Now, listen, darling.
**[04:34] ---**
At this time of year, soba places serve
something called sudachi soba,
**[04:37] Tsukasa**
which is basically noodles with a big
helping of sudachi citrus on top.
**[04:41] ---**
But this lime udon only *looks* similar.
It's completely different otherwise.
**[04:46] ---**
For one thing, it uses
limes instead of sudachi!
**[04:48] ---**
And instead of soba noodles, it's udon,
**[04:50] ---**
which basically means the only thing
**[04:52] ---**
it has in common with its inspiration
is a passing resemblance.
**[04:55] Nasa**
Is that a good idea?
**[04:57] Tsukasa**
I personally appreciate the
boldness of what they're trying!
**[05:01] Tsukasa**
I want you to have the same
willingness to try new things!
**[05:04] Tsukasa**
Coming!
**[05:05] [SONG] Red text**
Recommended
**[05:08] Nasa**
It doesn't look quite like the picture.
**[05:10] Tsukasa**
W-Well, I expected as much.
**[05:13] Tsukasa**
I'll go ahead and try it out.
**[05:20] Nasa**
Well?
**[05:22] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[05:23] Tsukasa**
It tastes like someone put some
lime slices on top of cold udon!
**[05:28] Nasa**
*What the heck,* Hirunendesu!*?*
**[05:29] Tsukasa**
It's shocking how little
surprise there is to it.
**[05:32] Tsukasa**
It's exactly what you would expect,
to the point that it's unexpected!
**[05:36] Nasa**
A-Are you trying to say it's not good?
**[05:39] Tsukasa**
You should try it, darling.
**[05:42] Tsukasa**
Here, say "ahh."
**[05:50] Nasa**
It... really doesn't taste interesting
enough to bother commenting on.
**[05:54] Tsukasa**
Right?!
**[05:55] Tsukasa**
But I don't think it's bad.
**[05:58] Nasa**
It might be better if you eat
the lime with it, though.
**[06:03] Tsukasa**
D-Darling, are you telling
me to bite into a lime?
**[06:06] Nasa**
Well, you were talking about trying
new things, so I figure it's worth a try!
***SIGN*** Sssss
**[06:26] Tsukasa**
Hey! What are you taking pictures for?!
**[06:28] Nasa**
What do you mean, why?
**[06:30] Nasa**
You were really cute!
**[06:33] Tsukasa**
Come on! Don't take pictures of funny faces!
**[06:36] Nasa**
Go on, eat some more!
**[06:37] Tsukasa**
No way!
**[06:38] Char**
They're still having plenty of fun, huh?
**[06:40] Aur**
When is the trouble supposed to kick in?
***SIGN*** Su
***SIGN*** lk
**[06:44] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[06:46] Tsukasa**
Your picking on me has left me deeply hurt.
**[06:50] Tsukasa**
This is one of those situations where
you'll have to win my favor back.
**[06:55] Tsukasa**
So what're you going to do?
**[06:57] Chitose**
Here we go!
**[06:58] Chitose**
Some minor trouble! And it's gonna
lead directly to their divorce!
**[07:02] Nasa**
Then do you want to get some soft serve?
**[07:06] Tsukasa**
Soft serve?
**[07:07] Tsukasa**
I-If you think that's enough to cheer
me up, you need to try harder!
**[07:14] Nasa**
Then you can choose what I eat, Tsukasa-chan.
**[07:19] Nasa**
And I'll share a bit with you,
so we can eat it together.
**[07:24] Tsukasa**
I-I'm really going to pick
what I want to eat, okay?!
**[07:27] Nasa**
Go right ahead.
**[07:28] Tsukasa**
Th-Then...
***SIGN*** Nom
**[07:33] Nasa**
Is it good?
**[07:35] Tsukasa**
I-It's not bad.
**[07:37] Tsukasa**
And since this melon bread is a local
specialty, I'm willing to forgive you.
**[07:42] Nasa**
I'm glad.
**[07:43] Nasa**
Anyway, I need to use the
bathroom before we head out.
**[07:48] Nasa**
What about you?
**[07:49] Tsukasa**
I'll wait here.
**[07:51] Nasa**
Okay. I'll be right back,
so don't go anywhere.
**[07:54] ---**
Sure.
**[07:55] Char**
Seems like that little bit of trouble...
**[07:57] Aur**
...just ended up adding spice to their flirting.
**[08:07] Chitose**
I am so disappointed.
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
It's pretty good, though.
**[08:13] Chitose**
I wasn't talking about your melon bread!
**[08:17] Chitose**
What are you doing in a
place like this, Nee-sama?!
**[08:21] Chitose**
Eating melon bread in a service area
and acting lovey-dovey with your husband!
**[08:25] Chitose**
Like you're some normal girl!
**[08:27] Tsukasa**
You're giving me too much credit.
**[08:30] ---**
From the day I met you,
I've only been one thing...
**[08:34] ---**
A normal 16-year-old girl.
**[08:38] Chitose**
That's not true at all! You're—
**[08:40] Reporter**
Everyone!
**[08:41] Reporter**
Hello there!
**[08:42] Reporter**
Today we're here at a
late-night service area!
**[08:47] Chitose**
What is that supposed to be?
**[08:48] Tsukasa**
That's...
**[08:50] Tsukasa**
*Hirunendesu!*
**[08:53] Tsukasa**
It's the morning show, *Hirunendesu!*
**[08:55] Tsukasa**
I knew they showed up to film
at service areas sometimes,
**[08:58] Tsukasa**
but I didn't think they'd be
here shooting at this hour!
**[09:01] Tsukasa**
I was careless!
**[09:04] Tsukasa**
We could end up part of
their ranking at this rate!
**[09:06] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan! The bus is about
to pull out, so we should...
**[09:10] Nasa**
Wait, aren't you...
**[09:12] Tsukasa**
There's no time for that, darling!
**[09:15] Tsukasa**
If we don't hurry, we'll end up fodder
for their "hidden hot spots" reporting!
**[09:19] Chitose**
Hold it!
**[09:21] Aur**
We should really get out of here, too.
**[09:23] Chitose**
What? Why?
**[09:24] Aur**
If we end up on *Hirunendesu!*, the mistress will
find out where we are, and we'll be in trouble!
**[09:30] Chitose**
Why?
**[09:31] Chitose**
Why did you do it?
**[09:32] Chitose**
Why...
**[09:34] Chitose**
Why did you marry that guy, Nee-sama?!
**[09:39] Driver**
*We're now departing.*
***SIGN*** Nara
**[09:43] Tsukasa**
That was a close one.
**[09:44] Nasa**
Wasn't that the girl you know?
**[09:47] Tsukasa**
Yeah, Chitose.
**[09:49] Tsukasa**
It seems like she's opposed to our marriage.
**[09:52] Tsukasa**
I suppose it just shows a marriage doesn't
only involve the people who get married.
**[09:56] Tsukasa**
Some people were bound to be against it.
**[09:58] Nasa**
I see...
**[10:00] Tsukasa**
I wonder about your parents.
**[10:03] Tsukasa**
It's one thing if they
aren't thrilled about it,
**[10:05] ---**
but what if they're actually against it?
**[10:07] Nasa**
It's okay.
**[10:09] Nasa**
I'm sure I'll be able to convince them.
**[10:13] Tsukasa**
Thanks.
**[10:17] Chitose**
Ugh, I can't believe they got away!
**[10:20] Aur**
Yum! This meat sushi is so good!
**[10:22] Char**
This ramen is great, too!
**[10:24] Chitose**
Why are you enjoying the service area?!
**[10:26] Aur**
It'll be okay.
**[10:27] Aur**
We've got a luxury car that can
catch up to that bus in no time.
**[10:31] Aur**
So for now, let's eat!
**[10:32] Reporter**
And you get this lime udon every time?
**[10:35] Woman**
Yes, that's right!
**[10:37] Reporter**
It looks so good!
**[10:39] Char**
I see they put lime slices on the udon.
**[10:40] Char**
Isn't that the idol, Taki-chan?
**[10:42] ---**
Are limes a local specialty around here?
**[10:42] Aur**
Celebrities really are cute.
**[10:44] ---**
I'm not sure. I guess they might be.
**[10:45] Chitose**
Would you two focus?!
**[10:47] Char**
So what do you like most about lime udon?
**[10:47] Char**
And she's working so late at night.
**[10:50] ---**
I guess it's the refreshing flavor.
**[10:52] Char**
I know! We can just ask her.
**[10:52] Char**
That's a good point!
Citrus is always refreshing!
**[10:59] Nasa**
* For some reason, I couldn't get*
* those words out of my head.*
**[11:04] (Flashback) Chitose**
Why did you marry that guy?!
**[11:08] Nasa**
* Marriage has existed for so long*
* that it's hard to trace its origins.*
**[11:13] Nasa**
* There are no countries without*
* an equivalent tradition.*
**[11:16] Nasa**
* It's likely something that existed before humans*
* gained the knowledge that they have now.*
**[11:21] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
It seems like she's opposed to our marriage.
**[11:27] Nasa**
*Even if she is, I...*
**[11:32] Tsukasa**
Darling? Darling?
**[11:35] ---**
Darling?
**[11:37] Tsukasa**
Darling, we're here.
**[11:42] Nasa**
Uh, s-sorry!
**[11:44] Tsukasa**
You really don't have to apologize.
**[11:49] Nasa**
That was such a long trip!
**[11:52] Tsukasa**
It took no time at all.
**[11:53] Nasa**
* It's about 35 minutes on the*
* Kintetsu Railway to get to Nara.*
**[11:56] Nasa**
*So if we head to my parents' house tonight,*
**[11:58] Nasa**
* that means we can spend half*
* the day sightseeing in Kyoto!*
**[12:02] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, is there
anywhere you want to go?
**[12:05] Tsukasa**
Where I want to go?
**[12:06] Nasa**
Yeah!
**[12:07] Tsukasa**
Oh, there is, actually!
**[12:09] Tsukasa**
I hear there's a great bakery.
**[12:12] Nasa**
A bakery?
**[12:13] Tsukasa**
Yeah, a bakery!
**[12:14] Tsukasa**
Or maybe a cute little café!
**[12:16] Tsukasa**
And the—
**[12:17] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, are you crazy?!
**[12:18] Nasa**
They have bakeries and cafés in Tokyo!
**[12:21] Nasa**
If you want cute cafés,
Jinbocho is filled with them!
**[12:25] Nasa**
They're always full of manga artists
meeting with their editors!
**[12:27] Nasa**
That's not what I meant!
**[12:29] ---**
There has to be stuff that we
can only see in Kyoto, right?!
**[12:32] Tsukasa**
Only in Kyoto?
**[12:34] Tsukasa**
Oh, right, right! I forgot all about it!
**[12:37] Tsukasa**
The Manga Museum!
**[12:40] Tsukasa**
I've always wanted to check it out!
**[12:43] ---**
It's supposed to be nearby, so let's—
**[12:44] Nasa**
Not that!
**[12:46] Nasa**
We be here in Kyoto,
**[12:47] Nasa**
with shrines and temples to go to,
**[12:48] Nasa**
tradition is the mission,
get the historical view!
**[12:51] Tsukasa**
I'm not sure the rapping is necessary.
**[12:53] Tsukasa**
Oh, you meant old places...
**[12:56] Nasa**
*Old places?!*
**[12:58] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, do you not have
any interest in historical stuff?
**[13:03] Tsukasa**
I wouldn't go that far. It's just that...
***SIGN*** Crestfallen
**[13:10] Tsukasa**
Oh, of course I do!
**[13:12] Tsukasa**
I just love old places!
**[13:14] Nasa**
Really?!
**[13:15] Nasa**
Then let's go and really take in Kyoto!
**[13:17] Tsukasa**
Okay...
**[13:18] Nasa**
Come on, this way!
***SIGN*** Kimono Rentals
***SIGN*** Kinoya
**[13:23] Clerk**
Okay, now I'll help you put it on.
**[13:26] Tsukasa**
Oh, I can handle it on my own, actually.
**[13:41] Tsukasa**
Here I am.
**[13:50] Tsukasa**
What do you think?
**[13:53] Nasa**
You look really beautiful.
**[13:57] Tsukasa**
Thank you.
**[13:59] Chitose**
Isn't it a little early in the morning
to be all over each other?!
**[14:02] Chitose**
First the service area, and now Kyoto!
Do you two ever stop?!
**[14:06] Tsukasa**
Ch-Chitose?
**[14:09] Tsukasa**
The three of you are starting to
resemble a certain villain trio.
**[14:13] Chitose**
Don't use old-timey anime to describe me!
**[14:15] Chitose**
I know you're on your way to
meet his parents or whatever,
**[14:18] Chitose**
but in terms of relatives, I'm the
closest thing you have to one!
**[14:22] Tsukasa**
Not even close.
**[14:23] Chitose**
Which means unless I accept your marriage,
**[14:26] ---**
it's not legitimate, even if
you did submit the paperwork!
**[14:28] Tsukasa**
Uh, what kind of sense does that make?
**[14:33] (Flashback) Nasa**
I'm sure I'll be able to convince them.
**[14:36] Nasa**
In that case, why don't
the two of us discuss it?
**[14:39] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun?
**[14:40] Nasa**
Sorry. I really wanted to see
the Kyoto sights with you,
**[14:45] Nasa**
but I want our marriage to be something
that lots of people can be happy about.
**[14:50] Tsukasa**
I understand.
**[14:51] Chitose**
Wait, why should I—
**[14:52] Char**
In that case, why doesn't Tsukasa-chan
come with us to enjoy some tasty pastries?
**[14:56] Tsukasa**
Wh-What about trendy cafés?
**[14:58] Aur**
Naturally, we've scoped them out.
**[15:00] Aur**
Also...
**[15:00] Aur**
We've already got tickets
to the Manga Museum!
***SIGN*** International Manga Museum
**[15:06] Nasa**
I-It's okay. Go enjoy yourself.
***SIGN*** International Manga Museum
**[15:09] Tsukasa**
Th-Thank you, darling!
**[15:14] Nasa**
Now, I guess we should check out
Kyoto while discussing this.
**[15:18] CHitose**
It takes more than just
talk to understand someone.
**[15:22] CHitose**
Someone's nature only truly comes
through in intimate situations!
**[15:27] CHitose**
That being the case,
I'll pretend to be your girlfriend,
**[15:31] ---**
and you'll have to entertain me!
**[15:34] CHitose**
And based on that,
**[15:35] ---**
I'll be able to judge whether or
not you're worthy of Nee-sama!
**[15:40] CHitose**
* Just you wait... I'll prove*
* how worthless this guy is!*
**[15:46] Nasa**
So if I can prove I'm
worthy of Tsukasa-chan,
**[15:50] ---**
you'll accept our marriage?
**[15:51] Chitose**
Of course!
**[15:52] ---**
But I highly doubt that'll happen,
based on what I've seen so far.
**[15:56] Nasa**
I see.
**[15:57] Nasa**
But I'm sure you'll understand once you
see the kind of escort I can provide.
**[16:01] Chitose**
I'm at a total loss as to where
you get that confidence from.
**[16:05] Nasa**
Well, if I had to be specific...
**[16:06] Nasa**
I'd probably say it comes from love.
***SIGN*** Love
**[16:10] Chitose**
What kind of unscientific nonsense is that?!
**[16:12] Nasa**
Hey, a rickshaw!
**[16:14] Nasa**
Let's get a ride in it!
**[16:17] Chitose**
Get back here!
***SIGN*** French Bread
***SIGN*** Menmendo
**[16:21] Char**
So what do you like about him?
**[16:26] ---**
Huh?
**[16:27] Char**
I mean your husband!
**[16:29] Tsukasa**
Well...
**[16:30] Char**
What was it about Nasa-san
that made you fall for him?
**[16:34] Char**
Did you get butterflies in your stomach?
**[16:36] Char**
Did he make your heart pound?!
**[16:39] Tsukasa**
L-Look, I don't know if...
**[16:41] Char**
But how are we gonna accept
it if you don't answer?!
**[16:42] Aur**
*I've never seen her react like this before.*
**[16:44] Aur**
*So cute!*
**[16:44] Char**
So come on—
**[16:46] Tsukasa**
Enough already!
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
I guess if I had to pick... I dunno...
**[16:50] Tsukasa**
I guess what I'm trying to say is...
**[16:53] Tsukasa**
H-He's just... really cute.
**[16:59] Char**
Then it was love at first sight?!
**[17:01] Tsukasa**
No, no!
**[17:02] Tsukasa**
I'm so jealous!
**[17:02] Tsukasa**
It wasn't like that!
**[17:03] ---**
What *was* it like, then?
**[17:03] Aur**
*I see. So that's her type.*
**[17:06] Tsukasa**
W-Well, for example...
**[17:08] Tsukasa**
One time, he was introducing
me to a friend...
**[17:12] (Flashback) Nasa**
Arisugawa Kaname-chan.
**[17:13] (Flashback) Nasa**
She's pretty amazing.
**[17:15] Tsukasa**
He'll usually start with praising someone.
**[17:17] Tsukasa**
I think someone's personality
colors how they say things.
**[17:22] Tsukasa**
So you can tell from their choice of words
**[17:25] ---**
whether their outlook is positive or negative.
**[17:31] Tsukasa**
So when I heard that...
**[17:33] Tsukasa**
I thought, "Oh, he really is nice."
**[17:37] Char**
So he's totally your type, then?
**[17:41] Tsukasa**
W-Were you even listening?!
**[17:43] Char**
Sure I was!
**[17:44] Char**
He's exactly what you're after,
inside and out,
**[17:47] ---**
so you decided to marry him right away!
**[17:48] Tsukasa**
N-No, I'm saying...
**[17:49] Char**
Am I wrong?
**[17:52] Tsukasa**
N-Not exactly...
**[17:54] Char**
I knew it!
**[17:58] Chitose**
Getting around in a rickshaw is
more interesting than I thought.
**[18:00] Nasa**
Right?!
**[18:02] Nasa**
I did a bunch of research beforehand,
***SIGN*** Kyoto Strategy Guide
**[18:04] Nasa**
and decided to give it a
try once we got to Kyoto!
**[18:08] Chitose**
Are you... always like this?
**[18:10] ---**
Huh?
**[18:11] Nasa**
Oh, there's a place that sells
really good dango up ahead!
**[18:16] Nasa**
Here you go!
**[18:17] Nasa**
They're supposed to be really good.
**[18:24] Chitose**
What the heck? It tastes amazing!
**[18:26] Nasa**
Really? That's great!
**[18:30] Chitose**
And this was something else
you looked up for the trip?
**[18:31] [SONG] Sign**
Dango Shop
**[18:33] Nasa**
Of course!
**[18:34] Nasa**
I spare no effort, whether it comes to
tests at school or going out on dates!
**[18:38] Chitose**
I see...
**[18:40] Chitose**
But I doubt Nee-sama had much interest in
places like this, even after coming to Kyoto.
**[18:45] Nasa**
You're right about that.
**[18:47] Nasa**
She wanted to go to bakeries
and the Manga Museum...
**[18:50] Nasa**
I kind of panicked!
**[18:51] Chitose**
I thought as much.
**[18:54] Chitose**
That's what I mean when I say you
don't know anything about her.
**[18:58] Chitose**
And since you don't know
anything about her...
**[19:00] Chitose**
Why exactly are you in love with her?!
**[19:04] Nasa**
Well... there's...
**[19:08] Nasa**
There's just so much,
I don't know where to start.
**[19:11] ---**
Huh?
**[19:12] Nasa**
Like how cute her smile is,
or how good a cook she is,
**[19:15] Nasa**
and there's just no limit to how cute
the aspects of her personality are.
**[19:19] Chitose**
That's no different than me!
**[19:21] Chitose**
The way she's always so cool and collected!
**[19:24] Chitose**
And the fact that she's incredibly athletic!
**[19:27] Nasa**
Wait, Tsukasa-chan is athletic?!
**[19:29] Chitose**
That's right! You're married
to her and didn't know that?
**[19:34] Chitose**
Are you jealous?
Jealous that you didn't know?
**[19:38] Nasa**
O-On top of everything else...
**[19:40] Nasa**
She's really athletic, too?
Just how cute can one person be?
**[19:44] Chitose**
Don't turn my words into
fuel for your fantasies!
**[19:49] Chitose**
*I hate this!*
**[19:51] Chitose**
Damn it! Why you?!
**[19:54] Nasa**
Wait!
**[19:56] Chitose**
* If someone's personality shows in*
* how they talk about something,*
**[19:59] Chitose**
*then it's already pretty obvious.*
**[20:02] Chitose**
*Because I know Nee-sama...*
**[20:05] Chitose**
* And I know that this is the*
* type of person she would love!*
**[20:10] Chitose**
*Which is why I hate this!*
**[20:13] Chitose**
I know her better!
**[20:17] Chitose**
I've known her for longer,
and I know that I know her better!
**[20:23] Chitose**
So why did she choose to marry you,
someone who doesn't know anything?!
**[20:28] Nasa**
Chitose-chan... two years ago,
she saved my life.
**[20:34] Nasa**
I was careless and got hit by a truck.
**[20:37] Nasa**
If she hadn't been there to shield me,
I would've died on the spot.
**[20:41] Nasa**
So I think that I'm really lucky.
**[20:44] Chitose**
She saved my life, too.
**[20:46] Nasa**
That's not what I feel lucky about.
**[20:49] Nasa**
I feel lucky that I met her.
**[20:52] Nasa**
They say it's 0.0000034%.
**[20:57] Nasa**
There's this thing called
the Drake equation...
**[20:59] Nasa**
A formula that was used to
explore a fanciful idea.
**[21:01] Nasa**
It was originally formulated to
express the likelihood of life
**[21:05] ---**
existing beyond Earth in the universe,
**[21:08] Nasa**
but someone once used a variant of it
**[21:09] ---**
to express the likelihood of meeting
the person you're fated to be with.
**[21:13] Nasa**
The chance of it happening
is said to be 0.0000034%.
**[21:18] Nasa**
Granted, it's based on conjecture,
**[21:22] ---**
so there's not exactly a
sound scientific basis to it.
**[21:24] Nasa**
But I think it might be closer
to the truth than people realize.
**[21:28] Nasa**
The moment I saw her, it felt like fate.
**[21:33] Nasa**
I don't care if it sounds illogical,
**[21:35] ---**
or if nobody understands.
**[21:38] Nasa**
But...
**[21:40] Nasa**
It felt like I found something I had been
searching for since before I was born.
**[21:44] Chitose**
Wh-Who cares about fate?!
**[21:46] Chitose**
All that really boils down to is instinct!
**[21:49] Nasa**
Bernhard Riemann theorized
that the zeta function
**[21:53] ---**
would predict the distribution
of prime numbers,
**[21:55] Nasa**
and then mathematicians around
the world spent 150 years
**[21:59] ---**
trying to prove whether he was right.
**[22:01] Nasa**
Even something like gravitational waves
were hypothesized by Einstein first,
**[22:06] Nasa**
before being observed for
the first time a century later.
**[22:08] Nasa**
Some of the most scientific principles
in the world are only proven
**[22:14] ---**
after someone intuits them first.
**[22:16] Nasa**
I know that I don't know
her as well as you do,
**[22:21] Nasa**
but I intend to spend my entire
life proving our love is real.
**[22:27] Nasa**
You don't get married because
you've proven you're in love...
**[22:31] Nasa**
You get married so that you can prove it.
**[22:37] Tsukasa**
So did you manage to convince Chitose?
**[22:41] Nasa**
I'm not sure.
**[22:42] Nasa**
But she said she'd go back to Tokyo for now.
**[22:47] Tsukasa**
I see.
***SIGN*** Departure Time
***SIGN*** Service
***SIGN*** Destination
***SIGN*** The train is now arriving
**[22:53] Tsukasa**
Then I guess it's finally
time to meet your parents.
**[22:56] Nasa**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Tsukasa**
I'm finally meeting your parents.
**[23:32] Nasa**
You don't have to be nervous, Tsukasa-chan!
**[23:34] Nasa**
Leave worrying about my weirdo parents to me.
**[23:37] Tsukasa**
I guess the apple doesn't
fall far from the tree.
**[23:39] Tsukasa**
Okay, I won't worry, then.
**[23:41] Nasa**
I-It's always a relief to see how
quick you are to understand.
# E8 - Parents
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1QKK8K6/parents)
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***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** Parents
**[01:38] Tsukasa**
I have to say, I'm surprised to
find out that you're from Nara.
**[01:42] Nasa**
Nope. I'm from Tokyo, born and raised.
**[01:46] Tsukasa**
Huh? Then are your parents from Nara?
**[01:49] Nasa**
Nope! They've got no real
connection to the place at all.
**[01:52] Tsukasa**
Then why are they living there?
**[01:55] Nasa**
Like I said before,
my parents are pretty weird.
***SIGN*** Kintetsu Nara Station
***SIGN*** Kintetsu
**[02:00] Nasa**
My father's actually an archaeologist.
**[02:03] Nasa**
He used to teach at a national
university in Tokyo,
**[02:07] Nasa**
but after I moved out...
**[02:09] (Flashback) Enishi**
I think I want to do excavations and
stuff in the heart of archaeology, Nara!
**[02:14] Nasa**
So he said.
**[02:16] Tsukasa**
Is... Nara the heart of archaeology?
**[02:18] Nasa**
I have no idea.
**[02:19] Tsukasa**
And your mother was okay with that?
***SIGN*** Taxi Boarding
**[02:21] Nasa**
Well, she's strange in her own way.
**[02:24] (Flashback) Kanoko**
Nara! I love it!
**[02:25] (Flashback) Kanoko**
I can't wait to see some authentic deer!
**[02:28] Nasa**
So she was completely on board with the move.
**[02:30] Tsukasa**
"Authentic" deer?
**[02:34] Tsukasa**
Do you think I'll be able
to get along with them?
**[02:37] Nasa**
It'll be fine!
**[02:38] Nasa**
I'll make it work!
**[02:40] Tsukasa**
How are you going to
introduce me to them, then?
**[02:44] Nasa**
Well, of course...
**[02:46] Nasa**
"This is my wife, the cutest
girl in the universe!"
***SIGN*** Cutest in the universe!!
**[02:52] Tsukasa**
Please... please don't.
**[02:55] ---**
Huh?!
**[03:01] Tsukasa**
This is near the Kasuga Grand Shrine.
**[03:03] Nasa**
Wow. How'd you know?
**[03:06] Tsukasa**
Well, even after a thousand years,
**[03:08] ---**
it's not like the mountains move that much.
**[03:12] Tsukasa**
Okay, let's put that aside
and meet some parents!
**[03:16] Nasa**
Are you actually nervous?
**[03:19] Tsukasa**
W-Well, of course...
I've never been married before.
**[03:22] ---**
Why wouldn't I be?
**[03:23] Nasa**
I see. I'm pretty nervous that my parents
are going to do something stupid, too.
**[03:31] Tsukasa**
Someone's peeking out.
**[03:32] Nasa**
She sure is.
**[03:34] Nasa**
What are you doing, Mom?
**[03:37] Kanoko**
W-Welcome home, Nasa-kun.
**[03:38] Nasa**
Thanks.
**[03:39] Kanoko**
Is that your wife?
**[03:42] Kanoko**
The one you were trying to find for
so long? The cutest in the universe?
**[03:45] Nasa**
That's right.
**[03:46] Kanoko**
I see...
**[03:47] Nasa**
So I wanted to properly introduce her.
**[03:49] Kanoko**
Wait! I'm not emotionally prepared yet!
**[03:53] Nasa**
Come on in, Tsukasa-chan!
**[03:55] Kanoko**
W-W-W-W-Wait a—
**[03:56] Tsukasa**
Hello, Mother. My name is Yuzaki Tsukasa.
**[04:00] Tsukasa**
I appreciate you making
the time to meet us today.
**[04:04] Kanoko**
Wow, my name's Yuzaki, too!
What a coincidence!
**[04:08] Kanoko**
Wait, no! I'm Nasa's mother, Kanoka!
**[04:11] Kanoko**
I-I-It's a pleasure to meet you!
**[04:13] Nasa**
Where's Dad?
**[04:15] Kanoka**
He's in the living room.
**[04:16] Kanoka**
But he's so nervous, he hasn't
budged since this morning.
**[04:20] Nasa**
Is he actually okay?!
**[04:22] Kanoka**
Wh-Why don't you drop your
things off in your room?!
**[04:25] Kanoka**
I'll go get some tea ready
and wait in the living room!
**[04:28] Nasa**
Hey, wait!
**[04:29] Tsukasa**
I get the feeling I'm being avoided.
**[04:32] Nasa**
No, she's just like that.
**[04:34] Tsukasa**
Thank you for taking time out of
your busy schedule to see us today.
**[04:38] Tsukasa**
It's not much, but I hope you enjoy it.
**[04:41] Enishi**
Y-Yes, thanks...
**[04:43] Enishi**
I'm Nasa's father, Enishi.
**[04:47] Nasa**
Come on! Could you relax a
little and accept your gift?!
**[04:50] Nasa**
We bought it for you!
**[04:51] Enishi**
S-Sorry...
**[04:53] Nasa**
Look, you're the ones who
insisted we come over.
**[04:56] Nasa**
Can't you get it together a little?
**[04:57] Enishi**
Y-You make it sound so easy, Nasa-kun,
**[05:00] Enishi**
but we weren't really mentally
prepared for this! Y'know?
**[05:03] Kanoka**
That's right! Tell him!
**[05:04] Enishi**
Seriously! Right?!
**[05:05] Kanoka**
It feels like my heart's
going to jump out of my—
**[05:06] Tsukasa**
I'm so sorry.
**[05:08] Tsukasa**
I'm sure the sudden news
must have come as a shock.
**[05:11] Enishi**
No! I-I-It's just, well...
**[05:16] Enishi**
That said, Nasa-kun...
**[05:18] Enishi**
I think the bath should be ready.
Why don't you hop on in?
**[05:23] ---**
Huh?!
**[05:24] Nasa**
What are you talking about?!
**[05:26] ---**
The introductions haven't even finished yet!
**[05:27] Nasa**
And you want me to get in the bath?
**[05:29] Enishi**
No. I think you should.
**[05:31] Enishi**
In fact, I'm telling you to!
**[05:33] Kanoka**
Come on, now, Nasa-kun! This way to the bath!
**[05:37] Nasa**
Are you two serious?!
**[05:39] Enishi**
Look, I want to talk to
Tsukasa-san without you around!
**[05:43] Enishi**
Take a hint, would you?!
**[05:44] Nasa**
That makes me want to stay *more*!
**[05:45] Nasa**
You want to talk without
me here, now of all times?
**[05:48] Nasa**
How am I supposed to take that
as anything but a bad sign?!
**[05:50] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun.
**[05:52] Tsukasa**
It's okay. Go ahead and have your bath.
**[05:55] Nasa**
Huh? Er, but...
**[05:57] Tsukasa**
It's okay. I'm glad to have
the chance to talk with him.
**[06:02] Tsukasa**
So go on.
**[06:05] Nasa**
Okay, then...
**[06:07] Nasa**
But even if you're against our
marriage, it doesn't matter!
**[06:09] Kanoka**
Don't worry about it!
**[06:12] Tsukasa**
So, Father, what did you want to discuss?
**[06:19] Nasa**
I wonder if Tsukasa-chan's gonna be okay.
**[06:21] Nasa**
I just hope Dad doesn't do anything stupid.
**[06:26] Tsukasa**
Your parents seem lovely, Nasa-kun.
**[06:29] Nasa**
They do?
**[06:31] Nasa**
They're as weird as ever,
chasing me into the bath
**[06:33] ---**
in the middle of a conversation...
**[06:34] Tsukasa**
He told me all kinds of interesting
things while you were in the bath.
**[06:39] ---**
What?!
**[06:40] Nasa**
That's what I was worried about!
**[06:43] Nasa**
What kinds of things, exactly?
**[06:45] Tsukasa**
I'm not telling!
**[06:47] ---**
Huh?!
**[06:48] Tsukasa**
So is this your room, Nasa-kun?
**[06:51] Nasa**
Technically, yeah.
**[06:52] Nasa**
Although there's nothing of mine in it.
I only stayed here when I helped them move in.
**[06:56] Tsukasa**
There's not a lot in your apartment
in Tokyo either, though.
**[07:00] Nasa**
Correct you are!
**[07:01] Nasa**
In the event of an emergency,
**[07:03] ---**
all my important documents and
personal seal are in a safe deposit box.
**[07:05] ---**
I keep my PC's data in the cloud...
**[07:07] Nasa**
And with the exception of my
wallet, keys, and phone,
**[07:09] ---**
which I always have on me, the only
things I would miss if I lost them...
**[07:12] Nasa**
are my wedding ring and my
pictures of you, I guess.
**[07:15] Nasa**
But I carry those around with me, too!
**[07:18] Nasa**
Even if the apartment building
burns down, I'll be set!
**[07:21] Tsukasa**
You put a lot of focus on personal security!
**[07:24] Kanoko**
Nasa-kun?
**[07:26] Nasa**
What's up, Mom?
**[07:28] Kanoko**
You're staying the night, right?
**[07:30] Nasa**
Of course.
**[07:32] Nasa**
We'll spend the night and take
the overnight bus back tomorrow.
**[07:35] Kanoka**
Okay... So, um...
**[07:37] Kanoka**
One might have sufficed,
**[07:39] Kanoka**
but there's a futon for
Tsukasa-san in the closet, too.
**[07:42] Nasa**
Huh? Oh, thanks.
**[07:44] Kanoka**
U-Uh, by the way...
**[07:46] Kanoka**
R-Remember, our room is next to yours!
**[07:49] Nasa**
Uh, yeah? I know.
**[07:51] Kanoka**
Th-The soundproofing is decent,
but I wouldn't put my faith in it!
**[07:55] ---**
Huh?
**[07:56] Kanoka**
J-Just... don't overdo it!
**[07:59] Tsukasa**
What was that about?
**[08:00] Nasa**
No idea. She just told me there's a
futon for you in the closet and...
**[08:04] Nasa**
*That's it!*
**[08:05] Nasa**
* Now that I think about it, I'll be sleeping*
* in this room alone with my wife tonight!*
**[08:10] Nasa**
*And without even trying to,*
**[08:12] ---**
* we'll be on the same level,*
* like I've wanted for so long!*
***SIGN*** High
***SIGN*** Height Difference: 60 cm
***SIGN*** Low
**[08:15] (Flashback) Mom**
R-Remember, our room is next to yours!
**[08:18] Nasa**
*That's what she was trying to warn me about!*
**[08:21] Nasa**
* I appreciate the sentiment,*
* but also I kinda wish she hadn't!*
**[08:24] Nasa**
* But... sleeping in a room with a girl,*
* while my parents are next door...*
**[08:29] Nasa**
* That's embarrassing, but somehow,*
* also super exciting!*
**[08:32] Nasa**
*I can't stop my heart from pounding!*
**[08:34] Nasa**
* A-Am I really allowed to*
* do something this amazing?!*
**[08:37] Nasa**
* Isn't there some kind of law*
* against it? Is it really okay?!*
**[08:41] Tsukasa**
I guess I should probably take a bath, too.
**[08:44] Nasa**
R-Right! Take your time!
**[08:47] Nasa**
I'll go ahead and set out the futons!
**[08:49] Tsukasa**
O-Okay.
**[08:52] Nasa**
*My parents will be in the next room over,*
**[08:54] Nasa**
* but I'll be sleeping with a girl... Something*
* about that seems ethically questionable.*
**[08:57] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[08:59] Tsukasa**
I just realized we'll be sleeping on
the same level for the first time, huh?
**[09:03] Nasa**
S-S-S-Sure will!
**[09:05] Tsukasa**
We might as well go to bed, then.
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[09:09] Nasa**
*My wife is sleeping next to me.*
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[09:12] Nasa**
* She's there, with her guard down,*
* just within my reach!*
**[09:17] Nasa**
* No, no! My parents are on*
* the other side of that wall.*
**[09:21] Nasa**
*That's just too weird.*
**[09:26] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[09:29] Nasa**
Listen...
**[09:30] Nasa**
Do you want to sleep on my arm?!
**[09:34] Nasa**
Y-You don't have to if you don't want to!
I was just thinking that, uh, maybe...
**[09:40] Tsukasa**
D-Don't mind if I do, then.
**[09:45] Nasa**
* W-Wow! So this is what it's like*
* when a girl sleeps on your arm.*
**[09:49] Nasa**
* I can feel her body temperature*
* directly through my arm!*
**[09:53] Nasa**
* And I only realize this*
* after actually doing it...*
**[09:57] Nasa**
*but this is pretty painful!*
***SIGN*** Weight
***SIGN*** Blood
***SIGN*** Numbness
**[09:59] Nasa**
*Maybe our positioning is bad?*
**[10:01] ---**
* The pressure's on a particular area that's*
* making the rest of my arm go numb.*
**[10:05] Nasa**
* But I can feel her body warmth,*
* and she smells so good!*
**[10:08] Nasa**
*It's like a marriage of heaven and hell!*
**[10:11] Tsukasa**
Is your arm getting tired, darling?
**[10:13] Nasa**
Huh? N-No, of course not!
**[10:16] Tsukasa**
Oh, really?
**[10:20] Tsukasa**
I knew it. Your arm's asleep.
**[10:22] Nasa**
Th-That was mean!
**[10:24] Tsukasa**
Well, you were trying to act tough.
**[10:26] Tsukasa**
But I don't want to make
you suffer any more, so...
**[10:30] Nasa**
Okay, I'll give up on the the arm,
**[10:33] Nasa**
but I want a goodnight kiss instead.
**[10:38] Nasa**
I don't think I'll be able to
recover with anything less.
**[10:41] Nasa**
Please give me a goodnight kiss!
**[10:43] Nasa**
With you taking the initiative!
**[10:49] Tsukasa**
F-Fine... if you insist.
**[10:55] Tsukasa**
Why are your eyes open?
**[10:57] Nasa**
Well, because I want to see it happen.
**[10:59] Tsukasa**
It's embarrassing to do this
while you're watching.
**[11:03] Nasa**
And you're cute even when you're embarrassed.
**[11:15] Nasa**
Thank you. Goodnight.
**[11:17] Tsukasa**
G-Goodnight...
**[11:21] Enishi**
Did you just hear that—
**[11:23] Kanoka**
Go to sleep already!
**[11:31] Tsukasa**
Oh, right, we're at my husband's parents' house.
**[11:39] Tsukasa**
Last night...
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
* Honestly, he always chooses*
* moments like that to get feisty.*
**[11:45] Tsukasa**
Well, I should probably get changed...
**[11:49] Tsukasa**
* This is different! I have to*
* get changed in front of him!*
**[11:54] Tsukasa**
*Glance...*
**[11:55] Tsukasa**
* W-Well, it should be fine,*
* since he's still asleep.*
**[12:02] Nasa**
*Wh-What do I do?!*
**[12:04] Nasa**
* Well, I mean, the gentlemanly thing*
* would be to pretend I'm still asleep.*
**[12:09] Nasa**
*Glance...*
**[12:14] Tsukasa**
*Oh, I guess he just turned over.*
**[12:18] Nasa**
*That was a little too stimulating!*
**[12:27] Tsukaasa**
The way the wind smells around
here really takes me back.
**[12:31] Enishi**
Good morning. You're an
early riser, aren't you?
**[12:33] Tsukasa**
Oh, good morning, Father.
**[12:36] Enishi**
F-F-F-F-Fath—
**[12:39] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[12:40] Tsukasa**
W-W-Well, I just got a little
embarrassed hearing that...
**[12:45] Tsukasa**
Anyway, where's Nasa-kun?
**[12:47] Tsukasa**
He's still asleep.
**[12:48] Tsukasa**
I don't think he got a lot of
sleep on the bus ride over.
***SIGN*** Zzz
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[12:52] Nasa**
* I was so excited over my defenseless wife,*
* I couldn't get any sleep.*
***SIGN*** "The Truth"
**[12:56] Enishi**
I see. He's still asleep, then.
**[13:00] Enishi**
Still in bed... Yep...
**[13:03] Enishi**
* Crap! I can't think of anything*
* to talk about with my son's wife!*
**[13:07] Enishi**
*Should I talk about the weather?*
**[13:09] ---**
* No! That won't hold up*
* for more than a minute!*
**[13:11] Enishi**
* I can't think of a single thing a young*
* person would want to talk about!*
**[13:14] Tsukasa**
I hear that you're an archaeologist.
**[13:18] Enishi**
Th-Th-That's right!
**[13:19] Enishi**
Are you interested in history, perhaps?
**[13:22] Enishi**
In that case, I can show you
my office! How about it?!
**[13:24] Tsukasa**
Sure! I'd love to.
**[13:29] ---**
Wow...
**[13:31] Tsukasa**
That is a lot of books!
**[13:34] Enishi**
R-Right?!
**[13:36] Enishi**
Really gives off a "researcher" vibe, right?!
**[13:37] Enishi**
Seems pretty something-grammable, right?!
**[13:41] Tsukasa**
I guess Nasa-kun gets his
intelligence from you.
**[13:45] Enishi**
No...
**[13:46] Enishi**
I can't really compare to him, sadly.
**[13:50] Enishi**
It makes it hard to maintain
any parental dignity.
**[13:53] Enishi**
He'd probably say this room
is a waste of space, and that
**[13:56] ---**
I should just scan everything
and store it in the cloud.
**[14:00] Enishi**
That said, it's mostly things
normal people wouldn't understand.
**[14:08] Enishi**
Did you find something interesting?
**[14:10] Tsukasa**
Not really.
**[14:11] Tsukasa**
I was just thinking, if someone
was seriously studying
**[14:14] ---**
a love letter I wrote in
the middle of the night,
**[14:16] Tsukasa**
I'd probably be embarrassed to death.
**[14:20] Enishi**
Love... letter?
**[14:22] Enishi**
Can you actually—
**[14:24] Nasa**
Dad? What're you doing?
**[14:26] Tsukasa**
Oh, good morning, Nasa-kun.
**[14:28] Tsukasa**
Your father was just
showing me where he works.
**[14:31] Nasa**
His work?
**[14:32] Nasa**
Oh, sorry.
**[14:34] Nasa**
You must be humoring him, since you're
not interested in history at all.
**[14:37] Tsukasa**
Th-That's not true!
**[14:39] Nasa**
What? But in Kyoto...
**[14:41] Tsukasa**
I like history! Love it! Even those
old properties are fascinating!
**[14:45] Tsukasa**
Look, this letter is really interesting!
**[14:49] Nasa**
But I can't even tell what it says...
**[14:52] Tsukasa**
W-Well, there's still the
feeling of the old paper...
**[14:54] Kanoko**
Everyone! Breakfast is ready!
**[14:57] Nasa**
Coming!
**[14:58] Nasa**
Let's go, Tsukasa-chan.
**[15:00] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[15:06] Tsukasa**
Father, thank you for showing me this.
**[15:10] Enishi**
Sure...
**[15:16] Nasa**
Honestly, Dad, your reference
material is such a waste of space.
**[15:20] Nasa**
You should really just scan it
all and upload it to the cloud.
**[15:26] Tsukasa**
I call this chapter "Let's Take Pictures
All Over Nara With My Husband!"
**[15:30] ---**
Huh?
**[15:31] Tsukasa**
I've realized my mistake.
**[15:33] Nasa**
About what?
**[15:34] Tsukasa**
It's true that I'm not that interested
in old properties and papers,
**[15:37] ---**
but I've realized that won't do.
**[15:39] Tsukasa**
And then I had a flash of inspiration!
**[15:42] Tsukasa**
Take a boring old Buddhist temple,
**[15:43] ---**
add my darling, and what do you know?
***SIGN*** Fun
**[15:46] Tsukasa**
It suddenly becomes a lot more fun!
**[15:48] Tsukasa**
In other words, it's about
overwriting memories!
**[15:50] Tsukasa**
This will make Nara a lot of fun to explore!
**[15:53] Tsukasa**
I'm a genius with a veritable
treasure trove of ideas!
**[15:56] Nasa**
You don't have to force yourself
to have a good time.
**[15:58] Tsukasa**
But...
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
Chitose and the others got in the way in Kyoto,
**[16:02] ---**
so it wasn't much of a date.
**[16:05] Nasa**
*That was such a cute thing to say!*
**[16:09] Nasa**
Okay! Let's start by seeing
the Great Buddha of Nara!
**[16:12] Nasa**
We'll take in the city's sights today!
**[16:14] Tsukasa**
Yeah!
**[16:17] Nasa**
So this is Nara's Great Buddha.
**[16:19] ---**
I've never seen it before! It really is big!
**[16:22] Tsukasa**
I'm going to take the picture now, darling,
**[16:25] Tsukasa**
so please make a fun pose.
**[16:26] Nasa**
Huh?! That's kind of a vague request!
**[16:28] Tsukasa**
Come on, quickly!
**[16:30] Nasa**
U-Um...
**[16:31] Nasa**
Then... here.
**[16:34] Tsukasa**
Oh, wow, that was great!
You're the best, darling!
**[16:38] Nasa**
That didn't sound very sincere at all!
**[16:42] Tsukasa**
That turned out great!
**[16:43] Tsukasa**
I'll have to show it to Father later.
**[16:46] Nasa**
You really don't have to!
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
Nope. He asked me to take care of you,
**[16:51] Tsukasa**
and I want to show him how
well we get along, too.
**[16:54] Tsukasa**
Okay, for our next stop,
**[16:56] Tsukasa**
let's head to Horyuji!
**[16:58] Nasa**
So this is Horyuji.
**[17:01] Nasa**
And it's really been around for 1,400 years?
**[17:03] Tsukasa**
Yep. It caught on fire from
a lightning strike in 670,
**[17:08] Tsukasa**
but it's still been standing for 1,300 years.
**[17:10] Nasa**
Wow... I have to say, you really know
your history, despite your lack of interest.
**[17:15] Tsukasa**
Not really. I just have a good memory.
**[17:18] Nasa**
I'm amazed that such a fancy building
from so far back is still intact.
**[17:22] Tsukasa**
You're right about that.
**[17:24] Tsukasa**
Even though the person who built it is
being phased out of the history books.
**[17:27] Nasa**
That's a kind of blunt way of putting it!
**[17:29] Tsukasa**
All right, darling,
it's time for another fun pose.
**[17:34] Nasa**
Huh? There are no fun poses for Horyuji!
**[17:37] Tsukasa**
Sure there are!
**[17:38] Tsukasa**
A five-story tower should remind
you of rescuing your lover
**[17:40] ---**
by fighting enemies on each
floor while shouting, "Achya!"
**[17:43] Tsukasa**
Where there's an urban legend that she
attacks you if you loop around 24 times!
**[17:46] Nasa**
Instead of that...
**[17:48] Nasa**
Why don't we take a picture
with the two of us?
**[17:50] Tsukasa**
The two of us?
**[17:52] Nasa**
Yeah. You know...
**[17:53] Nasa**
Like a selfie, but with both
of us close together in it.
**[17:58] Tsukasa**
You can be pretty pervy sometimes, darling.
**[18:01] Nasa**
Th-Th-That's not what I meant by it!
**[18:03] Nasa**
It's not that I just want you
to cling to me, Tsukasa-chan!
**[18:15] Tsukasa**
Satisfied, darling?
**[18:18] Nasa**
Yeah. But this is a sacred place...
**[18:21] ---**
I get the feeling Prince Shotoku
would get mad.
**[18:25] Tsukasa**
He would never get mad
over something like this.
**[18:29] Tsukasa**
Well, where should we go next?
**[18:32] Nasa**
Oh, let's see...
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**[18:34] Nasa**
There's a place called Heijo Palace.
**[18:36] Nasa**
Let's check it out.
**[18:37] Tsukasa**
Heijo Palace? Just so you know...
**[18:40] Tsukasa**
There's nothing there.
**[18:43] Nasa**
Come on, that can't be true.
**[18:45] Nasa**
It's from when Nara was Japan's capital!
**[18:49] Nasa**
There has to be something left!
**[18:53] Nasa**
There's really nothing left!
**[18:54] Tsukasa**
See what I mean?
**[18:56] Tsukasa**
There was a materials shortage when
they were moving the capital to Kyoto,
**[19:00] Tsukasa**
so they took apart the buildings
here and reused them over there.
**[19:02] Nasa**
Is that true?!
**[19:03] Tsukasa**
The Suzaku Gate over there
was mostly taken apart.
**[19:06] Tsukasa**
What you see is a recreation based on what
little documentation was left, built in 1998.
**[19:10] Tsukasa**
And it's still not an exact match...
**[19:13] Nasa**
* She acts like she doesn't care,*
* but she's super well-informed.*
**[19:17] Tsukasa**
But it was really here.
**[19:20] Tsukasa**
1,300 years ago, it was all here.
**[19:24] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[19:26] Nasa**
Over 100,000 people laughed, cried,
loved and were loved, and lived out their lives.
**[19:32] Nasa**
Ordinary lives that aren't any
different from what people have now.
**[19:35] Nasa**
Even if there's hardly any
trace of them left anymore.
**[19:42] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[19:45] Tsukasa**
But things are different now.
**[19:48] Tsukasa**
Now, all you do is press
a button to make a video,
**[19:50] Tsukasa**
and if you upload it to YouTube, proof that
you were alive will be there forever!
**[19:54] Tsukasa**
I bet in 1,000 years, people will still be
cracking up at Mizutamari Bond's videos!
**[19:59] Nasa**
You're really zigzagging
between romance and realism!
**[20:02] Tsukasa**
With that being the case, darling, you should
leave a record of something funny, too!
**[20:06] Tsukasa**
Hurry! It's already recording!
**[20:08] Nasa**
Uh, then... my name is Yuzaki Nasa.
**[20:11] ---**
I got married the other day.
**[20:13] Nasa**
And the person recording
this video is my wife,
**[20:17] Nasa**
and she's so cute—
**[20:19] Tsukasa**
Darling, stop right there!
**[20:20] Nasa**
What?
**[20:22] Tsukasa**
Well... it's just... this video
is clearly a death flag for you.
**[20:26] ---**
Huh?
**[20:27] Tsukasa**
It's got that "I'm going to get married
after the war is over" vibe to it.
**[20:30] Tsukasa**
It's giving me a real bad feeling.
**[20:32] Nasa**
Then could you just delete it?!
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
Nope! I'm going to show
it to your parents, too.
**[20:38] Nasa**
When did you and Dad
become such good friends?
**[20:41] Tsukasa**
Well, I made a very important promise to him.
**[20:43] Nasa**
And what's that?
**[20:46] Tsukasa**
I'm not telling.
**[20:51] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
So, Father, what did you want to discuss?
**[20:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
U-Um, Father?!
**[20:59] (Flashback) Enishi**
Thank you so much for saving my son's life.
**[21:05] (Flashback) Enishi**
If you hadn't done what you did,
Nasa-kun would've died.
**[21:09] (Flashback) Enishi**
When the police told me
he'd been hit by a truck...
**[21:13] (Flashback) ---**
I couldn't breathe.
**[21:15] (Flashback) Enishi**
But then they told me that he
wasn't in any mortal danger
**[21:18] (Flashback) ---**
because someone had helped him.
**[21:21] (Flashback) Enishi**
You've done so much for us.
**[21:24] (Flashback) Enishi**
I'm truly, truly grateful!
**[21:28] (Flashback) Enishi**
Nasa-kun's a better son than we deserve.
**[21:31] (Flashback) Enishi**
I have no idea how a pair of oddballs like
us managed to raise such a good boy.
**[21:37] (Flashback) Enishi**
He's our pride and joy.
**[21:41] (Flashback) Enishi**
Which is why... the fact that you
saved him, and chose to marry him...
**[21:47] (Flashback) Enishi**
is something that we could
only be happy about.
**[21:52] (Flashback) Enishi**
But before congratulating you,
I just had to thank you.
**[21:58] (Flashback) Enishi**
Thank you so much for saving him.
**[22:01] (Flashback) Enishi**
And please, look after my son.
**[22:09] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I'm really touched to hear all of that.
**[22:13] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
As far as I'm concerned...
it's an honor to join your family.
**[22:18] (Flashback) Enishi**
Oh, no, the honor's all mine!
**[22:21] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I feel the same way.
**[22:27] Tsukasa**
Thanks for having us.
**[22:29] Enishi**
Come visit again.
**[22:30] Kanoka**
Sorry we couldn't offer much hospitality.
**[22:33] Tsukasa**
No, I had a really good time.
**[22:35] Enishi**
I'll try to take some whatever-grammable
pictures before you come by again.
**[22:38] Tsukasa**
I'll make sure to take lots of
funny pictures of Nasa-kun, too.
**[22:42] Enishi**
I'm looking forward to it.
**[22:44] Enishi**
Look after my son once you
get back to Tokyo, please.
**[22:48] Tsukasa**
Of course!
**[22:52] Nasa**
It wasn't exactly peaceful,
but it was a fun trip, wasn't it?
**[22:56] Tsukasa**
I think so. And I got to take
lots of funny pictures of you.
**[22:59] Nasa**
Aw...
**[23:01] Tsukasa**
Still, as much fun as it was,
**[23:04] Tsukasa**
I think our little place together
is where I feel most at ease.
**[23:09] Nasa**
I think so, too.
**[23:14] Nasa**
* And so, our first trip*
* together came to an end.*
**[23:18] Nasa**
*We returned to our life in our own home,*
**[23:21] Nasa**
*our newlywed life in a tiny apartment...*
**[23:27] Nasa**
*Or not.*
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**[23:30] Nasa**
That being the case, we're going to
need to build a new life, it seems!
**[23:35] Nasa**
First, let's go get some new clothes!
**[23:36] ---**
Gotta cover the basic needs before
you worry about being classy!
**[23:38] Tsukasa**
Okay. I think you need to learn
**[23:41] ---**
a thing or two about women's fashion
before you worry about class, though.
# E9 - Daily Life
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G671VVZ36/daily-life)
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**[00:09] Nasa**
Is everything okay?!
**[00:10] Wataru**
Oh... Yuzaki-kun...
**[00:12] Nasa**
Landlord! Was anyone hurt?!
**[00:14] Wataru**
I-It's fine.
**[00:16] Wataru**
Nothing got burnt up except the building.
**[00:17] Tsukasa**
* If you were to ask me what*
* I love about my husband,*
**[00:20] ---**
*I'd have quite a few answers for you.*
**[00:23] Nasa**
Thank goodness... Well, if nothing
else, at least nobody got hurt.
**[00:23] Tsukasa**
*Like the way he worries about other people*
**[00:26] ---**
*more than his own home that burned down.*
**[00:28] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[00:29] Nasa**
Did you have anything
important in the apartment?
**[00:31] Tsukasa**
No, everything was in my suitcase.
**[00:34] Tsukasa**
What about your things, Nasa-kun?
**[00:37] Nasa**
Good question...
**[00:39] Nasa**
Landlord.
**[00:41] Nasa**
Is it okay if I look around inside?
**[00:44] Wataru**
Huh? Sure.
**[00:48] Nasa**
Oh, there it is!
**[00:50] Nasa**
The pot is cracked,
**[00:51] ---**
but it should be fine if we transplant it.
**[00:54] Nasa**
I'm glad it didn't burn up.
**[00:56] Nasa**
Must've been safe because
it was on a windowsill.
**[01:00] Tsukasa**
* And the way he cherishes even the*
* smallest details about our relationship.*
**[01:04] Tsukasa**
I have to say, it certainly
burned all the way down.
**[01:08] Nasa**
The landlord said it was
apparently a lightning strike.
**[01:12] Tsukasa**
It's great that the sapling survived,
but everything else is gone.
**[01:15] Nasa**
Including your new futon.
**[01:19] Nasa**
I don't think we need to worry, though.
**[01:22] Nasa**
My bank book and other important things
are in the safety deposit box,
**[01:25] Nasa**
and I've got renter's
insurance for my furniture.
**[01:27] Tsukasa**
Isn't it really hard to actually get
claims paid with insurance?
**[01:30] Nasa**
Not a problem!
**[01:32] Nasa**
I've looked up exactly how to get
your insurance payout, just in case
***SIGN*** Good Smiles and Security
***SIGN*** Insurance
***SIGN*** Insurance designed
to bring smiles to each
individual customer.
**[01:36] ---**
something like this ever happened!
**[01:39] Nasa**
All the documentation is in my safe
deposit box and the cloud,
**[01:41] ---**
so there should be no problems!
**[01:43] Tsukasa**
* The way he can be relied on to*
* react calmly and precisely,*
**[01:47] ---**
*even in the face of sudden misfortune.*
**[01:51] Nasa**
I'm feeling pretty tired, so for now,
let's head to the bathhouse.
**[01:55] Nasa**
We can think about what to do
next while having a good soak.
**[01:58] Tsukasa**
Good idea.
**[02:00] Tsukasa**
* A sudden stroke of bad luck that*
* was in no way his own fault...*
**[02:05] Tsukasa**
* And yet he hasn't uttered a*
* single word of anger or regret.*
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun...
**[02:17] Tsukasa**
I love you!
**[02:21] Tsukasa**
*It really reminds me of how wonderful he is.*
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**[03:57] Nasa**
* Still, what are we going*
* to do about a new place?*
**[04:01] Nasa**
*Even places billed as "move-in ready"*
**[04:03] ---**
* still take about a week before*
* you can actually move in.*
**[04:07] Nasa**
* I guess we can sleep at*
* a cheap hotel until then?*
**[04:10] Nasa**
*A hotel?!*
**[04:12] Nasa**
*No, no, it's because we have to!*
**[04:14] ---**
*It's not anything dirty!*
**[04:17] Nasa**
* And staying at a hotel with your*
* wife is a totally normal thing!*
**[04:21] Kaname**
Senpai...
**[04:22] Kaname**
You seem awfully excited for someone
whose house just burnt down.
**[04:31] Nasa**
Kaname-chan?! How long have
you been standing there?!
**[04:34] Kaname**
Since you started having dirty thoughts.
**[04:37] Nasa**
I wasn't! I was not! I wasn't
thinking anything like that at all!
**[04:41] Kaname**
Sure you were.
**[04:43] Kaname**
I can see the proof.
**[04:45] Nasa**
Please stop!
**[04:46] Nasa**
And don't call it "proof"!
**[04:52] Kaname**
I see.
**[04:53] ---**
You're definitely gonna need to
figure out where to stay for a while.
**[04:58] Kaname**
In that case, you wanna stay here until
you get your new place sorted out?
**[05:02] Kaname**
If you don't mind the little detached
unit we have, you can set up there.
**[05:07] Nasa**
Really, Kaname-chan?! Thanks so much!
**[05:10] Tsukasa**
What's up, darling?
**[05:12] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[05:13] Nasa**
Kaname-chan says we can stay here
until we find a new place to move into!
**[05:18] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[05:19] Kaname**
Of course!
**[05:20] Kaname**
The only reason we still live
here is thanks to Senpai!
**[05:24] Nasa**
Oh, thank you so much!
**[05:26] Kaname**
Let me show you the building.
**[05:28] Nasa**
Okay!
**[05:32] Tsukasa**
* I think it speaks to how*
* forthright and honest he is*
**[05:36] Tsukasa**
* when he can react so sincerely*
* to people's kindness.*
**[05:40] Tsukasa**
* I personally prefer someone who's magnanimous*
* enough to openly accept that sort of thing,*
**[05:47] ---**
* rather than being reluctant*
* or acting guilty about it.*
**[05:54] Kaname**
Here's the building we don't use.
**[05:57] Nasa**
It's actually pretty big!
**[05:59] Kaname**
It's got two futons already,
**[06:01] ---**
so you won't have any
problem getting to sleep.
**[06:03] Nasa**
If we're really going to live here,
**[06:06] ---**
we should probably ask your mom and Aya-san.
**[06:09] Kaname**
I'm sure it's fine, but I'll go
and check if you're worried.
**[06:15] Kaname**
Make yourselves at home.
**[06:17] Nasa**
Okay!
**[06:18] Nasa**
We're lucky we found a place to stay
this quickly, aren't we, Tsukasa-chan?
**[06:23] Tsukasa**
It's not luck.
**[06:25] Tsukasa**
If people reach out right
away when you're in trouble,
**[06:29] ---**
it's a sign that you're well-liked.
**[06:32] Tsukasa**
And you're well-liked, darling.
**[06:34] Nasa**
Y-You think so?
**[06:36] Tsukasa**
I do.
**[06:37] Tsukasa**
It means you've lived the kind of life
that makes people eager to help you.
**[06:42] Nasa**
* If you asked me what I love*
* about you, Tsukasa-chan,*
**[06:46] ---**
*I'd have any number of answers.*
**[06:48] Nasa**
* There's the way you pay*
* real attention to me...*
**[06:52] Nasa**
* Which is what makes me happier than*
* I can describe when you compliment me.*
**[07:00] Kaname**
Senpai! Aya-nee and Mom both said okay!
**[07:04] Both**
Thank you!
**[07:05] Nasa**
We're really so grateful!
**[07:05] Kaname**
Aw, don't mention it.
**[07:07] Tsukasa**
Yeah, it's a real relief.
**[07:10] Kaname**
*Now, then.*
**[07:10] Kaname**
*Senpai living here is all fine and dandy,*
***SIGN*** Hmmm...
**[07:13] ---**
*but how's this gonna work with Aya-nee?*
**[07:16] Kaname**
*She likes Senpai.*
**[07:19] Kaname**
* But she's such an airhead,*
* she still hasn't realized he's married.*
**[07:27] Kaname**
Hey, Aya-nee.
**[07:29] Aya**
What is it, Kaname-chan?
**[07:30] Kaname**
What's it like to be living with
the guy you have a crush on?
**[07:34] Aya**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you
talking about, Kaname-chan?!
**[07:37] Aya**
I-I-I don't like Nasa-kun that way!
**[07:39] Kaname**
* She's my sister, and even I'm amazed*
* she's convinced nobody has noticed.*
**[07:39] Aya**
I mean, sure, he's kind
of dreamy, and really nice!
**[07:45] Nasa**
Aya-san!
**[07:47] Nasa**
Thank you so much for letting us stay here.
**[07:50] Aya**
Oh, it's nothing!
W-W-W-W-W-We're glad to have you!
**[07:53] Aya**
I-I-I-I-I-It must have been
so rough, with that fire...
**[07:55] Nasa**
It came as a real shock!
**[07:58] Nasa**
But we're just glad that nobody got hurt.
**[08:01] Aya**
Well, I'm glad you weren't
hurt either, Nasa-kun!
**[08:04] Kaname**
* How can you not notice the guy you*
* like has a ring on his ring finger?!*
**[08:08] Kaname**
*I mean, wouldn't most people notice?*
**[08:11] ---**
* Does being an airhead give you some*
* sort of superior obliviousness?!*
**[08:15] Aya**
That reminds me, I heard you
visited your parents in Nara.
**[08:19] Nasa**
Yeah. They really wanted me to
introduce Tsukasa-chan to them.
**[08:23] Aya**
Introduce her... to your parents?
**[08:26] Aya**
* Introduce her to his parents...*
* Introduce her to his parents?*
**[08:29] Signs/Dialog**
* Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan*
* have the same family name.*
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan have the same family name.
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan have the same family name.
**[08:31] Signs/Dialog**
*Wait, wasn't she his sister?*
**[08:32] Signs/Dialog**
*His parents have never met her.*
***SIGN*** Wait, wasn't she his sister?
**[08:33] Signs/Dialog**
* A girl he really gets along with,*
* with the same family name,*
***SIGN*** Wait, wasn't she his sister?
***SIGN*** Wait, wasn't she his sister?
**[08:35] ---**
*he would want to introduce to his parents—*
***SIGN*** His parents have never met her.
**[08:38] Kaname**
*Is she gonna catch on?!*
***SIGN*** Wait, wasn't she his sister?
**[08:40] Aya**
Yeah, you wanna stay on good
terms with your parents!
**[08:42] Sign**
m 70 58 l 133 58 134 234 68 234
***SIGN*** She
wasn't
able to
sort
through
her
thoughts.
**[08:45] Nasa**
Yeah, I guess we are on
good terms with them.
**[08:48] Aya**
Yup, yup, and that's a good thing!
**[08:51] Kaname**
*This is frightening!*
**[08:52] Kaname**
* She's my sister, but this is*
* horror movie levels of stupid!*
**[08:56] Mom**
I just spoke with Tsukasa-chan!
**[08:58] Aya**
Oh, Mom.
**[08:59] Aya**
Isn't Tsukasa-chan the sweetest?
**[09:01] Mom**
She is!
**[09:02] Mom**
Just what I'd expect from Nasa-kun's wife!
**[09:08] Aya**
W-Wife?
**[09:11] Mom**
Well, yeah. The two of them are married.
**[09:15] Mom**
The two of them are married...
The two of them are married...
***SIGN*** The two of them are married...
The two of them are married...
The two of them are married...
The two of them are married...
**[09:18] ---**
The two of them are married...
**[09:21] Aya**
Nasa-kun got married?!
**[09:23] Aya**
Why?! When?!
**[09:25] Mom**
Um, how do you not know this, Aya?
**[09:28] Mom**
I thought you had a crush on Nasa-kun.
**[09:35] Aya**
How could you say that, Mom?!
**[09:39] Kaname**
I want to apologize for how airheaded
and insensitive my family can be.
**[09:43] Nasa**
It's okay.
**[09:45] Aya**
*My first love ended before I even knew it.*
**[09:49] Aya**
*I first noticed him when I was ten years old.*
**[09:52] Aya**
* He was able to solve a difficult question*
* that no one else in class could with ease.*
**[09:57] Aya**
*I thought he seemed really smart at the time.*
**[10:02] Aya**
*And—*
**[10:02] Mom**
Okay, then!
**[10:03] Mom**
No more flashbacks.
**[10:05] Mom**
The bottom line is that Aya-chan's
had her heart broken!
***SIGN*** Heartbreak
**[10:09] Mom**
Now, go cut your hair or enroll in school
overseas to get over it real quick!
**[10:16] Mom**
And make sure to pay for it yourself.
**[10:19] Aya**
What a brush-off! You're totally
brushing off my broken heart!
**[10:22] Aya**
I can't recover from hurt like this that fast!
**[10:24] Mom**
Well, my husband cheated on me and
then ran off with a younger woman!
**[10:29] Mom**
And you wanna complain just because
your first love wasn't reciprocated?!
**[10:31] Aya**
Can you not compare my situation
to your heavy-duty trauma?!
**[10:34] Aya**
It's just gonna make my sadness
sound light as a feather!
***SIGN*** Grargh
**[10:38] Kaname**
I'm just... so sorry, Senpai,
**[10:41] Kaname**
that my family's a bunch of goons.
**[10:43] Nasa**
No, I should apologize.
**[10:45] Nasa**
Because I... well... never noticed.
**[10:50] Kaname**
You don't have to look so
torn up over it, Senpai.
**[10:53] Kaname**
It's wrong to expect someone to understand
how you feel without telling them.
**[10:58] Kaname**
She didn't have the guts to try and
change the future, so she lost.
**[11:02] Kaname**
That's all there is to it.
**[11:05] Kaname**
Isn't that right, Aya-nee?!
**[11:08] Aya**
* That's right. This is all*
* because I wasn't brave enough.*
**[11:14] Aya**
*Do I just let it end in tears?*
**[11:16] Aya**
*No, I can't.*
**[11:17] ---**
*If I just dwell in sorrow,*
**[11:20] ---**
* that'll really mean my first*
* romance amounted to nothing.*
**[11:24] Aya**
*That's right, Aya!*
**[11:25] ---**
* It's when you lose that you*
* need to hold your head high!*
**[11:28] Aya**
Nasa-kun...
**[11:33] Aya**
Congratulations on your wedding.
**[11:37] Aya**
Hold on to your wife, okay?
**[11:42] Nasa**
Thanks.
**[11:44] Aya**
Kaname-chan, I've made a decision.
**[11:47] Aya**
I'm going to work up the courage I need...
**[11:50] Aya**
to make my debut as the beautiful
**[11:52] Aya**
game-streaming YouTuber, Aya-Pi!
***SIGN*** Please subscribe
***SIGN*** to Aya-Pi's channel ♥
***SIGN*** Live
***SIGN*** Gameplay with commentary!
**[11:55] Kaname**
I-I dunno about that.
**[11:57] Aya**
Why not?!
**[12:00] Aya**
And thus, my first love came to an end.
***SIGN*** — Several Days Later —
**[12:05] Tsukasa**
Darling,
**[12:06] Tsukasa**
we've got a bit of dirty laundry
that I'd like to take care of.
**[12:10] Nasa**
I can go take care of it
at the laundromat, then.
**[12:14] Tsukasa**
No... I'd rather you didn't.
**[12:18] Nasa**
Are you worried about the the money?
**[12:21] Tsukasa**
No, it's not that.
**[12:23] Nasa**
Oh, is it something about
laundry being the woman's job?
**[12:28] Nasa**
Don't worry, that kind of
old-fashioned thinking isn't—
**[12:30] Tsukasa**
It's not that, either.
**[12:32] Nasa**
Then why?
**[12:36] Tsukasa**
It's.... embarrassing to
let you see my underwear.
**[12:41] Nasa**
I-I see... Yeah, that'd be
embarrassing for me, too.
**[12:46] Tsukasa**
Right?
**[12:47] Nasa**
* It's true. You wouldn't want people*
* looking at your underwear.*
**[12:49] Nasa**
*Underwear...*
**[12:51] Nasa**
*Even if I'd like to see my wife's!*
**[12:55] Nasa**
I-In that case, we could each wash our own—
**[12:58] Tsukasa**
That's no good, either.
**[12:59] Tsukasa**
I know I'm the one who brought it up,
but that's too much extra effort.
**[13:02] Tsukasa**
I think I should probably just
wash your laundry, too.
**[13:07] Nasa**
O-Okay, then.
**[13:08] Nasa**
I guess we do have a fair amount built up.
**[13:10] Tsukasa**
Well, we still haven't washed
our clothes from the trip.
**[13:14] Kaname**
Hey, Tsukasa-san, got a minute?
**[13:17] Tsukasa**
Yes?
**[13:17] Kaname**
Mom says she needs your help with something.
**[13:22] Tsukasa**
Oh, okay.
**[13:23] Tsukasa**
I'll be right back, Nasa-kun.
**[13:26] Nasa**
O-Okay.
**[13:35] Nasa**
*My wife wore these clothes.*
**[13:38] Nasa**
*W-Would she get mad if I touched them?*
**[13:41] Nasa**
*I mean, it's not underwear.*
**[13:43] Nasa**
* And even if it was, she did just*
* leave it out in the open.*
**[13:49] Nasa**
Oh, y'know, if she's
going to the laundromat,
**[13:52] ---**
I should probably go and
put these in some bags.
**[13:55] Nasa**
I-I guess I have to! It'll save time!
**[13:59] Nasa**
Boy, I sure am a considerate husband!
**[14:07] Kaname**
Wow, I guess you're a man after all, Senpai.
**[14:11] Nasa**
K-Kaname-chan?! When did you come in?!
**[14:13] Kaname**
Around the point you started
that farce of a monologue!
**[14:17] Nasa**
Wait, I thought you went with Tsukasa-chan!
**[14:20] Kaname**
I got the feeling I was missing
a show, so I came back!
**[14:24] Nasa**
Y-Your instincts are scary sharp.
**[14:26] Kaname**
I gotta say, it's a relief to see that
**[14:29] ---**
you actually do have the guts
to make a move sometimes.
**[14:32] Kaname**
Can't wait to see what happens tonight!
**[14:37] Nasa**
*Now I definitely can't make any moves!*
**[14:41] Nasa**
A net?
**[14:42] Tsukasa**
Yeah. Women's underwear
can be pretty delicate.
**[14:46] Tsukasa**
So you put them in a net before washing them.
**[14:48] Nasa**
I see.
**[14:49] Tsukasa**
You can't tell it's underwear
when it's in there, right?
**[14:52] Nasa**
* Living with a girl is teaching*
* me a lot I didn't know.*
**[14:58] Nasa**
Here we are. This is the the
laundromat the Arisugawas run.
**[15:02] Tsukasa**
I didn't know they ran a place like this, too.
**[15:04] Nasa**
Laundromats offer a pretty good return
on relatively low cost, after all.
**[15:08] Nasa**
Let's load up the clothes.
**[15:10] Tsukasa**
Right.
**[15:13] Nasa**
It's kind of strange to see our
clothes being washed together, huh?
**[15:19] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[15:21] Nasa**
It's kind of rare to see you in a
track suit like this, Tsukasa-chan.
**[15:26] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[15:28] Tsukasa**
Just... don't look too close. It's embarrassing.
**[15:32] Nasa**
Why?
**[15:34] Tsukasa**
Well... since I lost a few in the fire,
**[15:39] Tsukasa**
the underwear that's being washed
right now is... everything.
**[15:44] Nasa**
What?! You're not wearing any underwear?!
**[15:47] Tsukasa**
Hey! Don't shout it like that!
**[15:50] Nasa**
Th-Then... there's nothing
on under that track suit?
**[15:54] Tsukasa**
Th-That's right.
**[15:57] Tsukasa**
So... don't look too closely.
**[16:00] Nasa**
*Crap! My wife is being super cute!*
**[16:03] Nasa**
*I want to hug her and kiss her right now!*
**[16:06] Nasa**
* But it feels like Kaname-chan*
* will show up if I do...*
**[16:09] Nasa**
*But she's so cute!*
**[16:11] ---**
* I want to hug my braless,*
* pantyless wife so much!*
**[16:15] Nasa**
*But still...*
**[16:16] Nasa**
*In that case, let's compromise!*
**[16:20] Tsukasa**
Wait, why'd you take a picture?!
**[16:23] Nasa**
Well... it felt like kind of a waste.
**[16:26] Tsukasa**
A waste of what, exactly?!
**[16:27] Nasa**
It's like... I managed to pull an
Ultra-Rare variant of my wife.
**[16:32] Nasa**
Excuse me?!
**[16:35] Kaname**
I think you should probably go
buy some clothes for your wife!
**[16:39] Nasa**
Why?
**[16:40] Kaname**
What do you mean, why?
**[16:42] ---**
Most of her clothes went
up in the fire, remember?
**[16:45] (Flashback) Kaname**
The underwear that's being washed
right now is... everything.
**[16:51] Nasa**
B-But we did the laundry,
**[16:53] ---**
so it should be fine for a while, right?
**[16:55] Kaname**
Stupid!
**[16:57] Kaname**
A girl can't maintain her girliness
without buying some new clothes.
**[17:01] Kaname**
Cute girls only stay cute through
their diligent efforts to do so!
**[17:07] Kaname**
Understand?! The moment you stop
supporting her efforts to be cute,
**[17:11] Kaname**
she stops being your cute wife
and becomes your friendly roommate!
**[17:16] Kaname**
You okay with that, Senpai?!
**[17:22] Tsukasa**
Clothes shopping?
**[17:24] Tsukasa**
I guess you do always wear
the same sweatshirt.
**[17:28] Nasa**
Not for me!
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
For me?
**[17:31] Nasa**
Right. You lost stuff in the fire, right?
**[17:34] Tsukasa**
Now that you mention it,
**[17:35] ---**
the summer clothes and pajamas
I left behind are all gone now.
**[17:39] Tsukasa**
But are you sure?
**[17:40] ---**
Women's clothes can be kind of expensive.
**[17:43] Nasa**
I-It'll be perfectly fine!
**[17:45] Nasa**
* Plus, I want to see my wife look cute*
* in a bunch of different outfits!*
**[17:49] Tsukasa**
I'm curious, darling. Where do
you normally buy your clothes?
**[17:54] Nasa**
The clothes section of a department store.
**[17:57] Tsukasa**
Okay, let's go to Harajuku, then.
**[18:06] Nasa**
So many clothes...
**[18:08] Tsukasa**
That's Harajuku for you.
**[18:10] Tsukasa**
I'll try on a few outfits.
Tell me what you think.
**[18:14] Nasa**
S-Sure!
**[18:21] Tsukasa**
Wh-What do you think?
**[18:23] Nasa**
*My wife looks good in anything!*
**[18:26] Tsukasa**
Well, does it suit me?
**[18:28] Nasa**
It does! You're really cute!
**[18:30] Tsukasa**
Thanks.
**[18:33] Nasa**
It's cute... really cute, but...
**[18:36] Nasa**
I-I think... it might be a little... revealing.
**[18:41] Nasa**
I know clothes for summer are like that,
**[18:43] ---**
but the idea of another guy seeing
so much of you is... kinda...
**[18:48] Tsukasa**
You're more possessive
than I thought, Nasa-kun.
**[18:52] Tsukasa**
Then can you pick some out for me?
**[18:54] ---**
Huh?
**[18:55] Tsukasa**
Some clothes you think would look cute on me.
**[19:00] Nasa**
Got it! I'll go pick some out!
**[19:15] Tsukasa**
You've got surprisingly girly taste, darling.
**[19:18] Nasa**
Y-You look really cute, though!
**[19:21] Tsukasa**
Oh, I know we came for clothes, but...
**[19:26] Tsukasa**
I want to get some underwear, too.
Is that okay?
**[19:32] Nasa**
U-Um... are men allowed in this section?
**[19:37] Tsukasa**
Well, I would think so.
**[19:38] Nasa**
B-But...
**[19:43] Nasa**
* It feels like I could get*
* arrested just for standing here.*
**[19:45] Tsukasa**
Don't worry so much.
**[19:47] Tsukasa**
You won't look suspicious as
long as you're holding my hand.
**[19:50] Tsukasa**
Come on!
**[19:53] Nasa**
Thanks...
**[19:54] Nasa**
There really is a huge selection
of women's underwear, though.
**[19:57] Tsukasa**
I guess you're right.
**[19:59] Nasa**
* Tsukasa-chan is going to be wearing*
* whatever she chooses, right?*
**[20:05] Nasa**
*I wonder what it's gonna be...*
**[20:11] Tsukasa**
On second thought, I should
pick them out myself.
**[20:14] Nasa**
*I've been cut loose!*
**[20:15] Nasa**
Wait! If you leave me alone,
I'm gonna get arrested!
**[20:19] Tsukasa**
It's fine.
**[20:20] ---**
Just don't look suspicious...
**[20:21] Tsukasa**
*Well, that's super suspicious-looking.*
**[20:24] Tsukasa**
Okay, sit here.
**[20:26] Tsukasa**
Just make a face that screams,
"I'm tagging along with my wife,"
**[20:30] ---**
and you'll be fine.
**[20:31] Nasa**
I-I will?
**[20:33] Tsukasa**
Just give me a second, okay?
**[20:35] ---**
Okay.
**[20:39] Nasa**
* I wonder... how much does*
* women's underwear cost, anyway?*
***SIGN*** 5 Digits
**[20:46] Nasa**
*Th-That much?!*
**[20:48] Nasa**
* No wonder they put them in*
* nets to wash them carefully.*
***SIGN*** Bra
***SIGN*** Panty
***SIGN*** Total
***SIGN*** Credit
***SIGN*** Change
**[20:51] Nasa**
They're not *all* super expensive, I guess...
**[20:55] Nasa**
But are you sure you want such cheap ones?
**[20:57] Tsukasa**
Of course. They're ultimately
disposable, after all.
**[21:00] Tsukasa**
I appreciate this.
**[21:02] ---**
I managed to get lots of cute
underwear, thanks to you.
**[21:05] Nasa**
That's great.
**[21:07] Tsukasa**
And you didn't even get arrested.
**[21:11] Nasa**
*But we're married...*
**[21:14] ---**
* So will I get to see my wife*
* in her underwear someday?*
**[21:19] Nasa**
H-Hey...
**[21:22] Tsukasa**
What's wrong, darling?
**[21:24] Nasa**
Well... i-if I asked to see... then...
**[21:30] Nasa**
would you show me what you look
like in your cute underwear?
**[21:38] Tsukasa**
I guess... as much as you want.
**[21:43] Tsukasa**
N-Now, let's go get some clothes for you!
**[21:46] Nasa**
Y-Yeah! Let's get me some clothes!
**[21:48] Tsukasa**
R-R-Right! S-Stylish ones! Right?!
**[21:51] Nasa**
Yeah s-s-s-stylish style!
**[21:54] Nasa**
* We were both so embarrassed,*
* we dropped the subject immediately.*
**[21:55] Tsukasa**
I wonder what you'll look good in!
**[21:58] Nasa**
I wonder...
**[21:59] Nasa**
Stylish ones!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you want to take
a detour on the way home today?
**[23:33] Tsukasa**
Your voice is trembling, darling.
**[23:36] Tsukasa**
And you're sweating an awful lot.
**[23:38] Nasa**
I-I dunno about that!
**[23:41] Tsukasa**
I wonder what you've got up your sleeve.
# E10 - The Way Home
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6Q9GGX26/the-way-home)
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**[00:11] Nasa**
*When she showed me to this unit...*
**[00:13] (Flashback) Kaname**
This building used to be where my
stupid dad did all his nerd crap.
**[00:18] (Flashback) Kaname**
There are all kinds of things
he had in storage,
**[00:21] (Flashback) ---**
so feel free to use anything you need.
**[00:24] Nasa**
*And as grateful as I am for that,*
**[00:30] Nasa**
*once it's all out in the open...*
**[00:33] Nasa**
* It makes the room look*
* really old-fashioned.*
**[00:40] Nasa**
C-Can I help with anything?
**[00:42] Tsukasa**
Well, if you want to help...
**[00:45] Tsukasa**
Can you get really good and hungry?
**[00:48] Nasa**
S-Sure!
***SIGN*** Rumble
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** The Way Home
**[02:25] Nasa**
Wow! Tonkatsu!
**[02:27] Nasa**
I didn't know people made this at home.
**[02:29] Tsukasa**
It's a fair bit of work, but yeah.
**[02:32] (Flashback) Kanoko**
You don't fry it, you buy it!
**[02:34] (Flashback) Kanoko**
That's the Yuzaki family motto!
**[02:36] Nasa**
That's what my mom always said,
so the idea never occurred to me.
**[02:39] Tsukasa**
I'm not sure I want to
inherit that family motto.
**[02:41] Nasa**
Oh, well! Time to eat!
**[02:44] Nasa**
Huh? I didn't see a rice
cooker in this place.
**[02:48] Nasa**
How'd you make the rice?
**[02:50] Tsukasa**
What do you mean?
**[02:51] ---**
There was a ceramic pot, so I used that.
**[02:53] Nasa**
Huh? You can cook rice in a pot?!
**[02:56] Tsukasa**
The human race was doing it that
way for hundreds of years, y'know.
**[03:00] Tsukasa**
Come on, eat up before it gets cold.
**[03:03] Nasa**
R-Right. I will.
**[03:08] Nasa**
So good! What is this?! The pork is juicy!
**[03:12] Tsukasa**
I'm glad!
**[03:13] Nasa**
Is this some special kind of pork?
**[03:16] Tsukasa**
Nope. It was on sale at the supermarket.
**[03:19] Tsukasa**
If you start at a lower temperature,
**[03:20] ---**
then re-fry it at a high temperature,
**[03:22] Tsukasa**
the outside becomes nice and crispy
while the inside stays juicy.
**[03:27] Nasa**
It honestly tastes so good
that I could eat it every day!
**[03:30] Tsukasa**
Every day might be overdoing it,
but let me know when you want it again.
**[03:34] Tsukasa**
Listen up, darling.
**[03:36] Tsukasa**
The thing about tonkatsu...
**[03:38] ---**
is that the people who are able
to eat it whenever they want
**[03:39] ---**
Tonkatsu King
**[03:41] ---**
are the best kind of people.
**[03:42] Nasa**
*I don't know what that's all about,*
**[03:44] ---**
*but she sounds very passionate about tonkatsu.*
**[03:47] Nasa**
The sauce is pretty great, too.
**[03:50] Tsukasa**
Oh, I also made that.
**[03:52] Nasa**
Th-The sauce, too?!
**[03:54] Tsukasa**
I want to cook you all kinds of things...
**[03:57] Tsukasa**
so your tongue will be for my personal use.
**[04:04] Tsukasa**
Now, come on, eat up while it's still hot!
**[04:07] Nasa**
R-Right!
**[04:09] Nasa**
*Sh-She's right.*
**[04:11] ---**
* I'm going to eat more of her cooking for*
* the rest of my life than anything else!*
**[04:17] Nasa**
*My wife's home cooking...*
**[04:21] Nasa**
Thanks for the food!
**[04:22] Tsukasa**
I'm glad you liked it.
**[04:25] Nasa**
Let me help you!
**[04:27] Tsukasa**
Don't worry about it.
**[04:29] Tsukasa**
Why don't you watch some TV, darling?
**[04:32] Nasa**
I guess I will, then.
**[04:36] Nasa**
Huh? There's no picture.
**[04:39] Nasa**
Wait, there it is. I guess
that's how CRT TVs work.
**[04:44] Kaname**
Senpai!
**[04:46] Nasa**
Kaname-chan? What's up?
**[04:48] Kaname**
We got one of these from a guest,
**[04:51] ---**
and I was wondering if
you two wanted in on it.
**[04:53] Nasa**
Wow, muskmelon! Thanks!
**[04:55] Tsukasa**
It looks so good!
**[04:57] Kaname**
I'd better get going, then.
**[04:58] Nasa**
Already?
**[05:00] Kaname**
I'd hate to get in your way, y'know.
**[05:02] Kaname**
Feel free to enjoy yourselves all night long!
**[05:04] Kaname**
Don't worry, I don't think the sound
carries all the way to the house.
**[05:08] Nasa**
Uh, K-Kaname-chan?!
**[05:11] Kaname**
Goodnight!
**[05:14] Nasa**
I wonder what she was going on about...
**[05:18] Tsukasa**
S-Since she left it for us,
**[05:20] ---**
maybe we should go ahead and cut the melon?
**[05:22] Nasa**
G-Good idea!
**[05:26] Nasa**
These melons are kind of...
majestic-looking, aren't they?
**[05:29] Tsukasa**
Agreed.
**[05:30] Nasa**
Let's go ahead...
**[05:36] Nasa**
So sweet!
**[05:38] Tsukasa**
So good!
**[05:40] Nasa**
I'm really impressed!
**[05:42] ---**
I didn't know melon was so good.
**[05:44] Tsukasa**
Seriously.
**[05:45] Nasa**
To give us such a tasty melon...
**[05:47] ---**
Kaname-chan and the guest
who left it are both really nice.
**[05:50] Tsukasa**
We'll have to do something nice for her.
**[05:53] Nasa**
Being able to just kick back and eat
melon with you like this is great.
**[05:56] Tsukasa**
I think so, too.
**[05:59] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[06:01] Nasa**
Say "ahh."
**[06:04] Tsukasa**
U-Um, I don't know about
doing that sort of thing...
***SIGN*** Blush
***SIGN*** Blush
**[06:09] Nasa**
*She's embarrassed! That's so cute!*
***SIGN*** Blush
***SIGN*** Blush
**[06:12] Nasa**
But remember how you fed me the
lime udon back at the service area?
**[06:15] Tsukasa**
That was just because I wanted you to taste it.
**[06:19] Nasa**
But it's just the two of us right now...
**[06:22] Nasa**
And there are all kinds of
embarrassing things I want to try!
**[06:32] Tsukasa**
Ahh...
**[06:42] Nasa**
I-Is it good?
**[06:45] Tsukasa**
It was very good.
**[06:49] ---**
What?
**[06:50] Nasa**
A new place for us to move into?
**[06:52] Nasa**
Okay. Okay.
**[06:55] Nasa**
Understood!
**[06:56] Kaname**
Who was that?
**[06:58] Nasa**
My former landlord.
**[07:00] Nasa**
He asked if I was interested in moving
into the new place he's having built.
**[07:03] Kaname**
Aw, you're moving out already?
**[07:06] Nasa**
No, it's not decided yet.
**[07:09] Nasa**
But we can't impose on
your family indefinitely.
**[07:13] Kaname**
Yeah, living here probably
makes it hard to get it on.
**[07:16] Nasa**
Were you even listening to me?!
**[07:18] Kaname**
But maybe thought of me watching
would add a little extra spice to it!
**[07:24] Nasa**
I-I-I'm not into that!
**[07:27] ---**
Huh?
**[07:28] Tsukasa**
A new apartment?
**[07:30] Nasa**
Well, it turns out
**[07:31] ---**
a new apartment building is going to go
up on the lot where ours burned down.
**[07:35] Nasa**
And he offered to let us move in without
any security deposit or initial fee,
**[07:39] Nasa**
along with keeping the
same rent I had before!
**[07:42] Tsukasa**
That's quite a deal.
**[07:44] Nasa**
There's supposed to be a model room, too.
**[07:46] ---**
Do you want to check it out today?
**[07:48] Tsukasa**
Sure.
**[07:53] Tsukasa**
The model room for our new
apartment... is in this place?
**[07:56] Tsukasa**
And he said you'd be paying the same rent?
**[07:58] Nasa**
Yeah. 48,000 yen a month.
**[08:01] Tsukasa**
Is your landlord an oil baron or something?
**[08:03] Nasa**
I'm pretty sure the key and the map
I was given say this is the place.
***SIGN*** Directions
***SIGN*** Here
**[08:07] Tsukasa**
Someone probably made a mistake somewhere.
**[08:10] Nasa**
Well, since we're here, let's check it out.
**[08:13] Nasa**
I mean, when else are we going to get a
chance to go into such a fancy building?
**[08:17] Tsukasa**
I see. Pretending to be
celebrities, then, darling?
**[08:21] Tsukasa**
We shan't wait another moment, in that case!
**[08:23] ---**
Huh?!
**[08:24] Nasa**
"Shan't"?!
**[08:28] Tsukasa**
Look at how exquisite it is, darling!
**[08:30] ---**
The mark of any celebrity's apartment
building: a decorated hallway!
**[08:33] Nasa**
Wow...
**[08:34] Nasa**
And the doors are huge, too.
**[08:37] Tsukasa**
They definitely make an impression.
**[08:39] Tsukasa**
I bet over half the people
who live here are YouTubers!
**[08:42] Tsukasa**
I saw a video that said they have the best
hourly pay of any occupation in Japan!
**[08:45] Nasa**
I'm not sure how accurate that is.
**[08:53] Nasa**
I had no idea the view from a high-rise
apartment was so incredible.
**[08:56] Tsukasa**
The ceiling is really high, too.
**[08:58] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:00] Tsukasa**
Look, darling! You can look
outside from the bath!
**[09:04] Nasa**
You're right. I guess this is what
they call a bath with a view.
**[09:11] Tsukasa**
I can definitely see how this would
make someone feel like a winner.
**[09:14] Nasa**
T-True enough.
**[09:16] Tsukasa**
That said, I think I like the idea of a place
with a bath, even if it doesn't have a view.
**[09:21] Nasa**
* That's right, the next place we*
* move to should have a bath.*
**[09:26] Nasa**
*Will that mean it's finally shared bathtime?!*
**[09:28] Nasa**
* Just a month a half! A month and a half*
* from now, my wife and I will—*
**[09:33] Tsukasa**
You want to try getting in, darling?
**[09:35] Nasa**
Th-That's all right! I'm saving it for later!
**[09:39] Tsukasa**
It's huge!
**[09:41] Nasa**
I think that's a queen-size bed.
**[09:43] Nasa**
I guess you can get one like this
when you have so much space.
**[09:46] Tsukasa**
I guess so.
**[09:48] Nasa**
H-Hey, when we move into our new place...
**[09:52] Nasa**
Would you like to sleep in the same bed?
**[09:56] Tsukasa**
Uh, well...
**[10:00] Tsukasa**
I think...
**[10:02] Tsukasa**
I'd like that, too.
***SIGN***
From: Kijima (Landlord)
Subject: re: About the model room
To: (me)
Yuzaki Nasa-sama,
It's Kijima the landlord again. I apologize
for sending so many emails.
I wanted to let you know that there was
an error in the information I sent you about
the model room. I'm so sorry for the trouble.
I've attached the correct information.
Please refer to the file.
I apologize again for the mistake.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Kijima
**[10:11] Nasa**
Looks like that was the
wrong model room, after all.
**[10:14] Tsukasa**
That makes sense.
**[10:16] Tsukasa**
Still, I enjoyed having a look around.
**[10:19] Nasa**
I did, too.
**[10:21] Nasa**
I'll work hard so that we can live
in a place like that someday.
**[10:24] Tsukasa**
That sounds promising.
**[10:26] Tsukasa**
But...
**[10:28] Tsukasa**
If I'm being honest, I think I would
like any kind of place we lived in.
**[10:32] Tsukasa**
A big home would be something
I could take pride in,
**[10:36] Tsukasa**
and a small one would let me
feel your warmth up close.
**[10:39] Tsukasa**
In an older place, we could experience
all the little quirks together,
**[10:42] Tsukasa**
and in newer one, we'd be leaving traces
of our life together over time.
**[10:45] Tsukasa**
No matter where we live,
**[10:47] ---**
I'm sure there'll be some problems,
and some things we'll like about it.
**[10:51] Tsukasa**
Home is what you make of it, after all.
**[10:54] Tsukasa**
But I think that's why it doesn't
really matter that much...
**[10:57] Tsukasa**
Because wherever you are
is the place that I belong.
**[11:03] Nasa**
*It's not just you.*
**[11:05] Tsukasa**
Now, let's hit up the convenience
store on our way home!
**[11:05] Nasa**
*I'm pretty sure that's the case for me, too!*
**[11:19] Kaname**
*My name is Arisugawa Kaname.*
**[11:21] Kaname**
* I'm 15 years old, in my first year of*
* high school, and I work at a bathhouse.*
**[11:26] Kaname**
*My mornings start early.*
**[11:28] I'm up at 5**
*I'm up at 5:30 to get the place ready to open.*
**[11:31] I'm up at 5**
*And I do it every day!*
**[11:34] I'm up at 5**
* But because I've got my act together,*
* it's never a problem!*
**[11:38] I'm up at 5**
*I am so amazing! A real go-getter!*
**[11:41] I'm up at 5**
* But balancing things out with school*
* does have its difficulties.*
**[11:47] Tsukasa**
Need some help?
**[11:48] Kaname**
Oh, Tsukasa-san.
**[11:51] Tsukasa**
Would you like me to help?
**[11:53] Kaname**
No, that's okay!
**[11:55] ---**
A young lady shouldn't be cleaning up a
bathhouse first thing in the morning!
**[11:59] Tsukasa**
You're... younger than I am, though.
**[12:01] Kaname**
*Stare...*
**[12:03] Kaname**
*This is Yuzaki Tsukasa-san,*
**[12:05] ---**
* the wife of the person*
* I respect more than anyone else.*
**[12:09] Kaname**
* Some stuff happened, and right*
* now they're living with us.*
**[12:12] Kaname**
* But to be honest, I don't really*
* know what she's like yet.*
**[12:16] Tsukasa**
Do you always clean up by
yourself every morning?
**[12:18] Kaname**
Uh, yeah, I guess.
**[12:21] Kaname**
While I'm at school, my mom runs things.
**[12:24] Tsukasa**
I see. You're a really hard worker.
**[12:28] Tsukasa**
I think I misspoke when
I asked if you wanted my help.
**[12:33] Tsukasa**
I hate the idea of just imposing on
you without giving anything back.
**[12:37] Tsukasa**
I'm not Nasa-kun. I haven't
known your family for very long.
**[12:42] Tsukasa**
So I'd really appreciate it
if you'd let me help you out.
**[12:47] Kaname**
*I might not know much about her yet...*
**[12:49] Kaname**
*but that smile is practically cheating.*
**[12:52] Kaname**
Okay, then! You can help
me clean the place up.
**[12:56] Tsukasa**
Thank you.
**[13:00] Kaname**
Y'know, calling you Tsukasa-san feels kind
of formal, now that I think about it.
**[13:04] Kaname**
So...
**[13:06] Kaname**
Can I call you Tsukassan instead?
***SIGN*** Tsukassan
**[13:12] Tsukasa**
I'd like that!
**[13:13] Tsukasa**
What should I call you, then?
**[13:15] Tsukasa**
Kana-san?
**[13:16] Kaname**
Y-You can just call me Kaname!
**[13:21] Tsukasa**
I'd be glad to, Kaname.
**[13:23] Kaname**
In that case, Tsukassan,
let's start cleaning up.
**[13:26] Kaname**
You'll want to hit any spots
that this robot can't reach.
**[13:30] Tsukasa**
A robot?
**[13:31] Tsukasa**
Wow, I didn't know they sold these.
**[13:33] Kaname**
They actually don't.
**[13:35] Kaname**
Senpai took a store-bought
cleaning unit and customized it.
**[13:39] Kaname**
He also set up an automated
bucket-cleaner for us.
**[13:44] Kaname**
According to him...
**[13:46] Both**
"The key is innovating!"
**[13:48] (Flashback) Nasa**
You need to design revolutionary
ideas that redefine the system!
**[13:52] Kaname**
And he went on to come up with all
kinds of innovations for the bathhouse.
**[13:57] Kaname**
I personally think he might be the reincarnation
of a certain armor-clad businessman.
**[14:02] Kaname**
That said, there are plenty of spots the robot
can't get to, like the walls and the drains.
**[14:07] Kaname**
I'll handle the women's bath.
**[14:09] Kaname**
If you could handle the
men's bath, Tsukassan.
**[14:11] Tsukasa**
Roger.
**[14:15] Kaname**
* Now, let's see what one of these modern*
* girls knows about cleaning a bath!*
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
**[14:26] Kaname**
Have you done this before?
**[14:28] Tsukasa**
Not exactly.
**[14:29] Tsukasa**
But I have to say, I'm impressed.
**[14:31] Tsukasa**
Even with the robot,
**[14:33] ---**
cleaning every corner takes a ton of work,
**[14:35] Tsukasa**
and some spots are so soiled that
many would hesitate to clean them.
**[14:38] Tsukasa**
This is no easy job.
**[14:40] ---**
You really deserve respect
for doing this every day.
**[14:43] Tsukasa**
You're honestly amazing.
**[14:46] Kaname**
* I think I'm starting to understand*
* why Senpai likes her.*
**[14:53] Tsukasa**
You actually use firewood
in this day and age?
**[14:55] Kaname**
It can use oil too, but this is cheaper.
**[14:59] Kaname**
And thanks to Senpai upgrading all
the piping to modern standards,
**[15:03] ---**
the heat retention is really good.
**[15:05] Tsukasa**
He did that, too?
**[15:07] Kaname**
This bathhouse is full of
systems he's responsible for.
**[15:10] Kaname**
It's thanks to him that our family
business was able to recover.
**[15:15] Kaname**
Come to think of it,
I should've said this sooner...
**[15:20] Kaname**
I'm really grateful to you
for saving Senpai's life.
**[15:26] Kaname**
If you hadn't risked your life to save him...
**[15:28] ---**
The thought of Senpai being gone...
**[15:32] Kaname**
I can never thank you enough, really.
**[15:36] Tsukasa**
I'm glad I was able to save him, too.
**[15:40] Tsukasa**
That truck was coming up so fast...
**[15:46] Tsukasa**
I wondered if he was trying to kill himself.
**[15:49] Tsukasa**
And I ended up moving before I could think.
**[15:52] Kaname**
And you weren't hurt, Tsukassan?
**[15:54] Tsukasa**
Of course I was!
**[15:55] ---**
My head was split open,
and I had broken bones.
**[15:59] Tsukasa**
But I'm still glad I was able to save him...
**[16:02] Tsukasa**
To save the person I would come
to love more than anything else.
**[16:08] Kaname**
Senpai's a lucky guy!
**[16:10] Tsukasa**
I completely agree.
**[16:17] Kaname**
All right, Tsukassan, I'm heading out!
**[16:20] Tsukasa**
Have a safe trip!
**[16:21] Kaname**
See you later!
**[16:25] Nasa**
Good morning, Tsukasa-chan.
**[16:27] Tsukasa**
Good morning, darling.
**[16:29] Nasa**
When did you and Kaname-chan
become such good friends?
**[16:32] Tsukasa**
It's only natural we would.
**[16:34] ---**
Huh?
**[16:35] Tsukasa**
Because we both care about the same person.
**[16:38] ---**
Wha?
**[16:40] Tsukasa**
Come on, let's have breakfast.
**[16:44] Aya**
*Th-This is bad!*
**[16:46] Aya**
* My position as big sister*
* is being reduced to nothing!*
**[16:49] Aya**
*I don't factor into daily life!*
**[16:50] Aya**
* I'm not even going to have*
* a route in the main game.*
**[16:52] Aya**
*I'll be stuck in a spin-off!*
**[16:55] Tsukasa**
What do you like, Nasa-kun?
**[17:00] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[17:01] Tsukasa**
Not what I meant...
**[17:03] Tsukasa**
I mean what you like to eat!
Your favorite food.
**[17:06] Nasa**
Oh, food.
**[17:08] Tsukasa**
And not your all-purpose-hotpot from before.
**[17:12] Nasa**
In that case, I ran a behavior analysis once.
**[17:15] Tsukasa**
Behavior analysis?
**[17:16] Nasa**
I altered independent variables to track
**[17:18] ---**
how much the dependent variables would vary,
**[17:21] ---**
to check things out mathematically.
**[17:23] Tsukasa**
This is sounding really complicated,
considering how simple the question was.
**[17:27] Nasa**
And the conclusion I came to...
**[17:28] Nasa**
was curry!
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
That's a pretty straightforward conclusion.
**[17:32] Nasa**
Yep!
**[17:33] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[17:34] Tsukasa**
But in that case, we don't
have the ingredients...
**[17:38] Nasa**
Is this about tomorrow's dinner?
**[17:40] Tsukasa**
Yeah. But we don't have any curry powder,
**[17:43] ---**
so I'm thinking about going to get some.
**[17:44] Nasa**
I'll go with you, then.
**[17:46] Tsukasa**
Why? I'm just running to the supermarket.
**[17:49] Nasa**
It'll make a nice evening stroll!
**[17:51] Nasa**
Together.
**[17:55] Mom**
Hey, where are you two going?
**[17:57] Tsukasa**
Out for an evening stroll.
**[17:59] Nasa**
To buy some curry powder.
**[18:00] Mom**
Oh, I see.
**[18:03] Mom**
Nasa-kun, come here.
**[18:06] Nasa**
What is it?
**[18:08] Mom**
Since you're going out, you might want to
take the route that goes by Otogi Park.
**[18:11] Nasa**
But why?
**[18:12] Mom**
There's no one over there at this hour,
**[18:14] Mom**
so it's the perfect spot
to do all kinds of things!
**[18:17] Nasa**
All kinds of things?!
**[18:18] Nasa**
B-But I wasn't planing on doing anything!
**[18:22] Mom**
Oh, you! You're married,
so what's the problem?
**[18:24] Mom**
It's important for married couples
to spice things up sometimes!
**[18:27] Nasa**
I-I-I don't think we need extra spice yet!
**[18:30] Nasa**
* Good grief! Now I think I see how*
* Kaname-chan ended up the way she is.*
**[18:34] Tsukasa**
What are you talking about?
**[18:36] Nasa**
Nothing! Just discussing the trade
troubles between America and China!
**[18:39] Tsukasa**
That's a pretty complex subject
to discuss before an errand.
**[18:42] Nasa**
C-Come on, Tsukasa-chan!
**[18:46] ---**
O-Okay...
**[18:47] Mom**
Be safe out there!
**[18:52] Tsukasa**
We managed to get the curry powder, but...
**[18:55] Nasa**
We worked up an appetite
while wandering around...
**[18:58] Tsukasa**
...and ended up bringing a snack back.
**[19:00] Nasa**
Well, things like this are part of
the fun of taking an evening stroll.
**[19:05] Nasa**
It's so warm!
**[19:07] Tsukasa**
And it's still cold at night,
so it helps you warm up.
**[19:13] Tsukasa**
An evening stroll can be a lot of fun.
**[19:15] Nasa**
I agree.
**[19:17] Nasa**
If we were a high school couple,
**[19:19] ---**
we'd have to worry about our
parents waiting at the door.
**[19:22] Tsukasa**
But we're married, so we don't.
**[19:25] Tsukasa**
Also, why exactly are we walking
where there are no other people?
**[19:29] (Flashback) Mom**
There's no one out over there at this hour,
**[19:31] (Flashback) Mom**
so it's the perfect spot
to do all kinds of things!
**[19:34] Nasa**
I-It's a total coincidence, I assure you!
**[19:37] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[19:38] Nasa**
It r-r-r-really is!
**[19:41] Tsukasa**
What exactly were you planning
to do with a girl like me
**[19:45] ---**
in a dark, deserted place like this?
**[19:47] Nasa**
K-Kiss you!
**[19:49] Nasa**
I was planning to kiss you.
**[19:52] Tsukasa**
I s-see...
**[19:55] Tsukasa**
That's a very manly assertion, darling.
**[19:57] Nasa**
Yes! I didn't want to lie!
**[19:59] Tsukasa**
I see. That's quite admirable.
**[20:02] Nasa**
That being the case...
**[20:02] Tsukasa**
Now, hang on a second!
**[20:04] Nasa**
Why?
**[20:05] Tsukasa**
W-Well...
**[20:07] Tsukasa**
That meat bun had a lot of garlic in it.
**[20:12] Nasa**
I don't care about the garlic!
**[20:14] ---**
We're married for one thing,
plus, I ate one, too!
**[20:16] Tsukasa**
Even so, I'm self-conscious about it!
**[20:19] Tsukasa**
So I think I'll have to
take a rain check for today.
**[20:24] Nasa**
I should've gotten us red bean buns.
**[20:27] Nasa**
Or maybe grilled sweet potatoes...
**[20:30] Tsukasa**
But...
**[20:31] Tsukasa**
It's so quiet.
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
Kind of like you and I are the
only ones in the whole wide world.
**[20:40] Nasa**
*She might not want a kiss, but...*
**[20:50] Nasa**
*Oh, shoot!*
**[20:52] ---**
* I just wanted to hug her gently, but I*
* ended up panicking and jumping onto her!*
**[20:56] Nasa**
*But... my wife... is shockingly soft!*
**[21:01] Nasa**
* Are all girls this soft?*
* Or is Tsukasa-chan special?!*
**[21:06] Tsukasa**
I-If you grab me from behind,
**[21:09] ---**
you'll scare me.
**[21:11] Nasa**
Sorry. I wanted to go more slowly, but...
**[21:16] Tsukasa**
Honestly...
**[21:19] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[21:21] Nasa**
How are you enjoying life,
being married to me?
**[21:25] Tsukasa**
How am I...? What brought on this question?
**[21:29] Nasa**
I just felt like asking.
**[21:34] Tsukasa**
I'm learning a lot of new things every day.
**[21:39] Tsukasa**
Sometimes it's funny,
and sometimes it's frustrating,
**[21:42] ---**
and there are moments like now
where I'm really excited...
**[21:46] Tsukasa**
It feels like I'm learning about all
kinds of emotions for the first time.
**[21:51] Tsukasa**
I think that I'm going to learn all kinds
of new feelings thanks to you, Nasa-kun.
**[21:59] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[22:04] Nasa**
Your body is so slender and hot.
**[22:09] Tsukasa**
It's hot right now because of you.
**[22:13] Nasa**
I've never felt like this before.
**[22:17] Tsukasa**
Neither have I.
**[22:21] Tsukasa**
* I'm going through so many*
* new firsts, thanks to you.*
**[22:25] Tsukasa**
* I think all these new beginnings*
* I'm experiencing are yours.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Aya**
All the cool, hip modern kids have
gaming parties with their friends!
**[23:34] Chitose**
So why exactly am I here?
**[23:36] Aya**
Incidentally, the winner will receive
a special favor from Nasa-kun!
**[23:40] Chitose**
Count me in!
**[23:41] Aya**
Yay! I just love a girl who knows
how to get with the program!
# E11 - Friends
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXM775P6/friends)
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**[00:11] Chitose**
The apartment's gone!
**[00:12] Char**
Wow, very sharp observation!
**[00:15] Chitose**
What is this?! Where'd Nee-sama go?!
**[00:18] Chitose**
Has her entire home gone missing this time?!
**[00:20] Aur**
I asked some of the locals, and they
said the whole place burned down.
**[00:24] Chitose**
A fire?!
**[00:25] Chitose**
I'm sure Nee-sama is fine,
but what about that Nasa guy?
**[00:28] Aur**
It seems to have happened while they
were in Nara, so he should be fine.
**[00:32] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[00:34] Aur**
"Chitose was relieved to
find out he was unharmed."
**[00:37] Aur**
"What she didn't realize was that these
were the first stirrings of love."
**[00:42] Chitose**
Don't frame my thoughts
with your faulty narration!
**[00:44] Aur**
Feisty as ever, I see!
**[00:47] Chitose**
Look, what we need to do is
find Nee-sama and find her now!
**[00:50] Chitose**
Honestly, what is it with her and disappearing?
**[00:54] Chitose**
She's right there!
**[00:56] Tsukasa**
Oh, it's Chitose.
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** Friends
**[02:28] Tsukasa**
O-Oh, it's Chitose.
**[02:30] Chitose**
What's the meaning of this, Nee-sama?!
**[02:33] Tsukasa**
Well...
**[02:34] Tsukasa**
We were out of detergent,
so I bought some more.
**[02:37] Chitose**
That is *not* what I meant!
**[02:39] Chitose**
Your house is gone!
**[02:41] Chitose**
That's what I was asking about!
**[02:44] Tsukasa**
Oh, that. It was really a huge shock.
**[02:47] Tsukasa**
Well, see ya.
**[02:49] Chitose**
Explain what happened!
**[02:50] Chitose**
And actually, where are you living
if your place burned down?!
**[02:55] Tsukasa**
Well, I mean...
**[02:58] Tsukasa**
Right here.
**[02:59] Chitose**
What?! Isn't this...
**[03:01] Chitose**
You're living in a park now?
**[03:03] Tsukasas**
I sure am. You'd be surprised
how cold it can get at night.
**[03:08] Tsukasas**
Hop inside for a sec. I do have
gas and electricity, at least.
**[03:12] Chitose**
You have gas in this... thing?!
**[03:15] Chitose**
Actually, even if you do get gas,
you probably aren't allowed to use it.
**[03:22] Chitose**
Ugh! Where'd you go this time?!
**[03:26] Aur**
*She really is gullible.*
**[03:29] Tsukasa**
I'm home.
**[03:30] Nasa**
Welcome back.
**[03:36] Tsukasa**
That's a lot of stuff, isn't it?
**[03:38] Tsukasa**
And I see a few select treasures.
**[03:43] Tsukasa**
What's wrong, darling?
**[03:45] Nasa**
I was just wondering what this is.
**[03:47] Tsukasa**
You don't know? It's a takoyaki plate.
**[03:50] Nasa**
Wait, what does it have to do with takoyaki?
**[03:53] Tsukasa**
Well, you use it to grill takoyaki, of course.
**[03:56] Nasa**
Wow, really? So this is
how you make takoyaki?
**[04:01] Tsukasa**
Darling, to be as smart as you are,
**[04:03] ---**
there are certain things that
you're pretty ignorant about.
**[04:05] Tsukasa**
Since you found it, do you
want to have takoyaki tonight?
**[04:09] Nasa**
Really?!
**[04:10] Tsukasa**
It's pretty simple to make.
**[04:12] Nasa**
In that case, let's do the thing!
**[04:14] Tsukasa**
What thing?
**[04:15] Nasa**
The favorite pastime of cool young people!
**[04:18] Nasa**
A tako party!
**[04:20] Kaname**
A takoyaki party?
**[04:22] Tsukasa**
Since you've been kind enough to put us up,
**[04:24] ---**
I thought I'd ask you about it.
**[04:25] Tsukasa**
It won't be just takoyaki, of course.
**[04:28] Kaname**
That sounds good to me!
**[04:31] Nasa**
All cool young people love a
good tako party! Tako party!
**[04:35] Kaname**
I'm wondering where you got that idea...
**[04:37] Tsukasa**
There's also the fact that I
haven't talked with Aya much,
**[04:41] Tsukasa**
so I thought this would be a nice
chance to get to know her better.
**[04:45] Kaname**
Well, I don't mind, but...
**[04:48] Nasa**
But what?
**[04:49] Kaname**
Remember Aya-nee's whole situation?
**[04:52] Kaname**
About you and the marriage.
**[04:55] Nasa**
R-Right...
**[04:56] Kaname**
So I'm honestly not sure how
she feels about Tsukassan.
**[05:02] Chitose**
I have you now, Nee-sama!
**[05:04] Tsukasa**
Chitose? And here I thought I'd lost you.
**[05:08] Chitose**
Why would you even try to?
**[05:10] Tsukasa**
Because I thought it'd be a
pain if you knew where I lived.
**[05:13] Chitose**
Isn't that kind of mean?
**[05:14] Chitose**
What is this place, anyway?
**[05:17] Kaname**
It's that most public of
gathering places, a bathhouse.
**[05:20] Chitose**
And you are?
**[05:21] Kaname**
The lady in charge around here,
Arisugawa Kaname.
**[05:25] Chitose**
Well, what is Nee-sama doing here?
**[05:27] Kaname**
The Yuzakis are living here!
**[05:31] Chitose**
She lives here?
**[05:34] Tsukasa**
Yep, that's right.
**[05:37] Tsukasa**
I've been sleeping here, like this.
**[05:40] Chitose**
In a place like this...
with milk bottles for a pillow?!
**[05:45] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you shouldn't
lie to her like that.
**[05:47] Nasa**
Chitose-chan's really gullible.
**[05:51] Chitose**
Seriously, where do you live?
**[05:53] Tsukasa**
The building out back.
**[05:55] Char**
Wow, this place is really something!
**[05:58] Aur**
I've never been in a bathhouse before!
**[06:01] Char**
Hey, is it okay if we go in?
**[06:03] Chitose**
That's not what we're here for!
**[06:06] Kaname**
Now, now, don't be like that.
**[06:08] Kaname**
If you refresh yourself with a bath,
**[06:09] ---**
you'll have a cooler head
for your discussion.
**[06:12] Chitose**
R-Really?
**[06:14] Char**
Then let's all jump in!
**[06:18] Chitose**
"Service, service."
**[06:20] Char**
Your skin is *so* smooth!
**[06:23] Aur**
Hey! No touching!
**[06:29] Aur**
Get a move on.
**[06:35] Aur**
I-I can take another five minutes...
**[06:46] Aur**
What a wonderful bath!
**[06:47] Char**
We should come again!
**[06:49] Chitose**
I think so!
**[06:50] Chitose**
See you next time!
**[06:52] Kaname**
Bye, now!
**[06:55] Chitose**
Wait, no!
**[06:56] Kaname**
She's pretty fun.
**[06:58] Tsukasa**
Sometimes.
**[06:59] Kaname**
The bath was nice, though, right?
**[07:01] Chitose**
Well, certainly!
**[07:03] Chitose**
Wait, that's a totally different matter!
**[07:06] Chitose**
Anyway!
**[07:07] Chitose**
Does that mean you're living
here as a guest, Nee-sama?
**[07:10] Tsukasa**
That's right.
**[07:10] Chitose**
If you're going to be staying
at a place like this—
**[07:13] Kaname**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[07:15] Chitose**
No, I didn't mean anything bad by it!
**[07:17] Chitose**
Honestly, I didn't!
**[07:18] ---**
This is a really wonderful bathhouse!
**[07:21] Aur**
She's so weak!
**[07:22] Chitose**
But I'm saying, if you're
going to impose on someone,
**[07:25] ---**
why not do it at my place?!
**[07:28] Tsukasa**
Unfortunately, I just can't.
**[07:32] CHitose**
Why not, Nee-sama?! Why can't you?!
**[07:35] CHitose**
Do you really hate me that much?
**[07:37] Tsukasa**
The reason is...
**[07:39] Tsukasa**
This place has a Mega Drive.
**[07:44] ---**
Huh?
**[07:45] Nasa**
What kind of reason is that?
**[07:47] Chitose**
Wait, they have a MD here?
**[07:50] Chitose**
I-I guess I understand, then.
**[07:52] Kaname**
*She does?*
**[07:54] Nasa**
*She seems to.*
**[07:55] Tsukasa**
That's why I can't stay at your place!
**[07:58] Chitose**
Nee-sama, please!
**[08:00] Kaname**
Uh, what were they talking about again?
**[08:04] Nasa**
I think it just means they're all good friends.
**[08:06] Chitose**
Then we'll just buy a MD for the house!
**[08:08] Chitose**
There's bound to be plenty of
people selling them online!
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
Whoa, come on, now.
I-It's not just about the console.
**[08:14] Tsukasa**
D-Do you really think th-that'd
be enough to change my mind?
**[08:18] Nasa**
*She seems like she's about to!*
**[08:20] Chitose**
Then I'll get a Pippin and a
Laser Active while I'm at it!
**[08:26] Chitose**
I'll get a Pyuta, an SG-10000, even a P/ECE!
**[08:30] Chitose**
So just come and stay with me!
**[08:33] Aya**
Yes! I'd love to!
**[08:38] Chitose**
Who even are you?!
**[08:39] Tsukasa**
Aya...
**[08:42] Kaname**
This here is my older sister.
**[08:44] Aya**
I'm Aya, her big sister.
**[08:45] Aya**
It's nice to meet you!
**[08:47] Aya**
So when are you going to
get that Laser Active?!
**[08:49] ---**
I've always wanted to try one out!
**[08:52] Kaname**
Since we're all here, why don't
we all attend the tako party?
**[08:55] Nasa**
Oh, great idea!
**[08:57] Nasa**
We can use the tako party as a chance
to get to know each other better!
**[09:00] Chitose**
Tako... party?
**[09:02] Aya**
You mean like all the cool young people do?!
**[09:05] Tsukasa**
Sure. There'll be more
food than takoyaki, too.
**[09:08] Tsukasa**
But with this many people,
I'm going to need more groceries.
**[09:12] Char**
We had a feeling this might happen!
**[09:13] Aur**
Good thing we thought ahead.
**[09:15] Kaname**
Damn, I want a maid now.
**[09:18] Aya**
Who are they?
**[09:19] Tsukasa**
Yeah, this should actually be enough.
**[09:22] Tsukasa**
Darling, I'm going to head
back and start getting ready.
**[09:26] Nasa**
Sure. I'm looking forward to it.
**[09:28] Aya**
Can Tsukasa-san really cook?
**[09:31] Kaname**
Probably.
**[09:32] Aya**
I saw on TV that young people
nowadays can't cook at all!
**[09:36] Aya**
They don't even know the
"NaNiNuNeNo" of cooking!
***SIGN*** Na - Natto
***SIGN*** Ni - Nihonshu
***SIGN*** Nu - Nuka (rice bran)
***SIGN*** Ne - Negi (onions)
***SIGN*** No - Nodoguro (blackthroat seaperch)
**[09:39] Aya**
So can she really cook?
**[09:41] Kaname**
I think you mean the "SaShiSuSeSo."
**[09:43] Aya**
This'll be a good chance to see if she's
good enough to be Nasa-kun's wife!
**[09:49] Chitose**
He's the one who's not good enough!
**[09:51] Kaname**
You're against them being married?
**[09:55] Chitose**
I'm not against it.
It's just that I don't accept it.
**[09:58] Aya**
Exactly! What kind of wife can't even cook?
**[10:03] Kaname**
And can you cook, Aya-nee?
**[10:05] Aya**
Of course not!
**[10:07] ---**
After all, I am a "young person nowadays"!
**[10:09] Kaname**
That's an airtight argument.
**[10:11] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan's a great cook.
**[10:14] Nasa**
You don't need to worry.
**[10:16] Aya**
He's not exactly an objective judge!
**[10:18] ---**
We'll have to try it ourselves to be sure.
**[10:19] Chitose**
I know without trying it that
Nee-sama's cooking is fantastic.
**[10:24] Kaname**
I'm sorry about my sister here, Senpai.
**[10:26] Kaname**
I'll really rake her over the coals later.
**[10:29] Nasa**
I-It's okay. This is turning out
to be a crazy party, though.
**[10:42] Tsukasa**
I got a little into it and made
too much, so be sure to eat lots.
**[10:45] Nasa**
Now then, I'd like to
start this takoyaki party
**[10:48] Nasa**
to bring the Arisugawas, the Yuzakis, and
Chitose and her friends closer together!
**[10:54] Everyone**
Cheers!
**[10:57] Chitose**
Why am I joining in?
**[10:58] Char**
Oh, it's fine!
**[11:01] Aya**
You made all of this, Tsukasa-chan?
**[11:03] Tsukasa**
The maids helped, too.
**[11:06] Aur**
She was so on top of things,
all we really did was get the plates ready.
**[11:10] Aya**
Well, food is supposed to taste good,
not just look good!
**[11:14] Aya**
It tastes so good!
**[11:16] ---**
What the heck? It's like I'm at a restaurant!
**[11:19] Tsukasa**
There's plenty more, so eat up.
**[11:23] Aya**
This pasta, too! The aroma of the cheese really
hits you and makes it taste even better!
**[11:27] Tsukasa**
I see! I'm glad you can appreciate it!
**[11:30] Tsukasa**
You really know good food, Aya.
**[11:33] Aya**
You think so?
**[11:35] Aya**
*Maybe I know food!*
**[11:38] Aya**
Wait, no! I didn't come
here to be encouraged!
**[11:41] Aya**
I'm...
**[11:42] Aya**
I... I was...
**[11:47] Chitose**
What? Do you have a problem with
Nee-sama's cooking or something?
**[11:50] Aya**
None! Because it all tasted super good!
**[11:52] Chitose**
Wha?
***SIGN*** Boom!!
**[11:54] Aya**
But it takes more to be a
wife than being a good cook!
**[12:00] Aya**
That being the case...
**[12:02] Aya**
Now that we've all had something to eat,
**[12:03] ---**
I say it's time to start this party!
**[12:07] Tsukasa**
Sounds good.
**[12:09] Nasa**
Tako parties sure are lively!
**[12:11] Kaname**
There's... no takoyaki yet, though.
**[12:23] Nasa**
They're only on the fifth one? I thought
there were tons of sequels already.
**[12:27] Nasa**
I've played the second one before.
**[12:29] Nasa**
Is this one good?
**[12:30] Both**
Yes, it is!
**[12:31] Nasa**
I see...
**[12:33] Kaname**
You should probably teach him how to play,
**[12:36] ---**
if he's never touched it before.
**[12:38] Chitose**
Knowing the rules does make
watching more interesting.
**[12:43] Tsukasa**
Okay, darling, take the controller.
**[12:45] Nasa**
Okay.
**[12:48] Chitose**
I'm curious, what kind of video
games have you played before?
**[12:51] Nasa**
Let's see... Solitaire...
**[12:55] Nasa**
And Minesweeper.
**[12:57] Tsukasa**
You said you've played the second game, though?
**[13:00] Nasa**
That's right. Dad had it on the
Super Famicom when I was little.
**[13:05] Nasa**
*Perfect K.O.!*
**[13:06] Nasa**
I see. Games really have come a long way.
**[13:10] Nasa**
The characters look more realistic,
**[13:12] ---**
and the super moves are all gone.
**[13:14] Tsukasa**
* No... you just didn't*
* use the inputs for them.*
**[13:18] Tsukasa**
*Hadoken!*
**[13:19] Tsukasa**
*Perfect K.O.!*
**[13:20] Aya**
Nasa-kun's pretty bad at this.
**[13:22] Chitose**
A little *too* bad, I'd say.
**[13:24] Kaname**
I think even I could beat him.
**[13:27] Tsukasa**
And you're good, Kaname?
**[13:29] Kaname**
Well, not as good as my sister.
**[13:32] Kaname**
But she's always bugging
me to play against her.
**[13:34] Kaname**
*Hadoken!*
**[13:37] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[13:39] ---**
You know how to block, and how
to use special moves, too.
**[13:42] Kaname**
Aya-nee gets really obnoxious
if I don't take it seriously.
**[13:48] Tsukasa**
Well, well, that certainly explains it.
**[13:51] Tsukasa**
I guess I should shift up a gear!
**[13:55] Tsukasa**
*Shoryuken!*
**[13:56] Tsukasa**
*K.O.!*
**[13:57] Kaname**
Whoa, you're pretty good.
**[14:00] Nasa**
Nicely done, Tsukasa-chan!
**[14:02] Chitose**
Nee-sama's great at video games!
**[14:04] Kaname**
Sure looks like it.
**[14:07] Chitose**
She also really hates losing.
**[14:10] Kaname**
Looks like it.
**[14:11] Tsukasa**
M-Maybe a little.
**[14:14] Tsukasa**
I think it's time to really
get this show on the road.
**[14:19] Nasa**
I'm glad everyone's having fun.
**[14:20] Char**
If everyone's going to be playing,
**[14:23] Char**
wouldn't it be more exciting
if the winner got a prize?
**[14:27] Tsukasa**
A prize?
**[14:28] Nasa**
Good idea.
**[14:30] Nasa**
But do we have anything that
would be a good prize?
**[14:35] Char**
We will now be holding the first ever
Yuzaki Household's Strongest Tournament!
**[14:42] Tsukasa**
Strongest...
**[14:43] Nasa**
...Tournament?
**[14:45] Char**
The winner will receive a favor from
the head of the Yuzaki household,
**[14:48] Char**
Yuzaki Nasa, in which he will
perform any task asked!
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**[14:55] ---**
Huh?
**[14:57] Nasa**
Well, I guess that's fine...
**[14:58] Aur**
And that settles it!
**[15:01] Kaname**
What exactly are the limits on
what you can ask for, anyway?
**[15:04] Aur**
Anything that's physically possible, right?
**[15:08] Aur**
Probably.
**[15:09] Kaname**
Probably?
**[15:10] Nasa**
A-As long I'm able to...
**[15:12] Chitose**
Anything he can do? All right!
**[15:16] Aya**
I can't think of anything specific,
**[15:17] ---**
but I'd love to get him to do something!
**[15:20] Tsukasa**
I'd better win this to protect my darling!
**[15:24] Aur**
Anything you can think of...
**[15:26] Kaname**
Come on, Tsukassan already kicked my butt,
**[15:29] Kaname**
and if Aya-nee is in this,
I don't stand a chance.
**[15:33] Kaname**
You all can have fun with Senpai.
**[15:36] Tsukasa**
Looks like it's just the three
of us in this tournament, then.
**[15:39] Chitose**
Nee-sama or not, don't expect any mercy.
**[15:44] Chitose**
I've been training online
ever since you moved out!
**[15:48] Chitose**
Don't expect me to be the same
person I was back in the day!
**[15:52] Aya**
I haven't been reviewing games and
streaming commentary just for fun!
***SIGN*** Aya☆
**[15:57] Aya**
For a wedding present, I'll let Tsukasa-san
be the seeded competitor in this tourney!
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
You're sure?
**[16:01] Chitose**
That suits me.
**[16:02] ---**
You can see how much I've improved
**[16:04] ---**
and use the time to come up with a strategy.
**[16:09] Chitose**
*Fight!*
**[16:10] Nasa**
Everyone seems to be getting along!
**[16:12] Nasa**
The tako party really did the trick.
**[16:14] Kaname**
Even if the tako part doesn't apply yet.
**[16:18] Chitose**
*If I win...*
**[16:20] Chitose**
I'll make you walk through the neighborhood
**[16:22] ---**
while doing a naked handstand
so that Nee-san loses interest in you!
**[16:27] Chitose**
*Naked?!*
**[16:28] Aya**
Who should I pick?
**[16:32] Aya**
*Cyclone!*
**[16:34] Tsukasa**
Let's see just how much you've improved.
**[16:37] Chitose**
This will be over in a second!
**[16:43] Chitose**
*K.O.!*
**[16:46] Aya**
Yay, I won!
**[16:48] Chitose**
What just happened?
**[16:49] Tsukasa**
How are you so good?
**[16:53] Chitose**
That... That didn't count!
**[16:55] Chitose**
I think my controller
wasn't plugged in tight!
**[16:59] Aya**
Sure, okay. I'll take you on
as many times as you need.
**[17:02] Aya**
*I've got you now!*
**[17:04] Aya**
*K.O.!*
**[17:06] Aya**
*K.O.!*
**[17:08] Aya**
*Perfect K.O.!*
**[17:10] Chitose**
Unbelievable... I couldn't win even once.
**[17:13] Aya**
Oh, my. Done already?
**[17:15] Nasa**
Aya-san is really good at video games.
**[17:18] Kaname**
I really wish she'd dedicate a little
bit of that energy to studying.
**[17:22] Aya**
Now, I'd say it's your turn, Tsukasa-san.
**[17:25] Tsukasa**
* Chitose wasn't bad at all.*
* Aya is just too good!*
**[17:29] Tsukasa**
* But I should have a chance if I'm*
* using a character I know well enough!*
**[17:34] Aya**
Let's have a good match.
**[17:36] Aya**
I'll show you what I'm capable of.
**[17:39] Aya**
And I'll destroy you.
**[17:43] Aya**
*Okay! Let's go!*
**[17:47] Aya**
*Hadoken!*
**[17:49] Kaname**
Tsukassan really knows what she's doing.
**[17:52] Nasa**
Looks like it.
**[17:53] Chitose**
When she lived with me, there were
times when she would play all day long.
**[17:58] Kaname**
That's almost kind of admirable.
**[18:02] Kaname**
Here it comes!
**[18:05] Tsukasa**
Hey! Wasn't that kind of cheap?
**[18:07] Aya**
On the battlefield,
I'll take that as a compliment!
**[18:11] Aya**
*I'll end it here!*
**[18:13] Aya**
*This is everything I've got!*
**[18:16] Aya**
*Here it comes!*
**[18:20] Aya**
*K.O.!*
**[18:21] Aya**
Yay!
**[18:22] Tsukasa**
No...
**[18:23] Aya**
Tsukasa-san, you'd have more
solid footing if you weren't
**[18:26] ---**
always trying to bait certain responses!
**[18:28] Tsukasa**
It's just been a long time.
**[18:31] Tsukasa**
I've just forgotten the timing for the
buttons because it's been so long!
**[18:35] Kaname**
That's kinda childish, as far as excuses go.
**[18:38] Aya**
What do you say? Want to keep going?
***SIGN*** Super Rare Item
**[18:46] Tsukasa**
I request a change of game!
**[18:47] Tsukasa**
We'll play this next!
**[18:50] Aya**
What is that?
**[18:51] Tsukasa**
Darling, hook it up, please!
**[18:53] Tsukasa**
And get those things I asked you for ready!
**[18:56] Nasa**
If you insist...
**[18:58] Aya**
Wait, what? What is this?
**[19:03] Aya**
The original *Street Fighter*?!
And what's with the controller?
**[19:07] Nasa**
The history of fighting games can be said
to be the history of *Street Fighter*.
**[19:11] Nasa**
But the first game actually
used a special controller.
**[19:15] Nasa**
I've had darling recreate that controller!
**[19:19] Nasa**
I had to get creative.
**[19:21] Chitose**
I doubt she's played this one.
**[19:23] Kaname**
Tsukassan really does hate to lose.
**[19:30] Aya**
*Huh? What's with this game?*
**[19:32] ---**
*I can't pull off a Hadoken or a Shoryuken!*
**[19:35] Aya**
*And how exactly does this controller work?!*
**[19:38] Aya**
*How do I fierce punch?! Or forward kick?!*
**[19:45] Tsukasa**
I have to say, I am good.
**[19:47] Tsukasa**
Mastering retro games on top of
everything else. Truly brilliant!
**[19:50] Tsukasa**
What now? Care for more?
**[19:53] Aya**
O-Of course!
**[19:58] Chitose**
I think they've forgotten
all about the prize.
**[20:01] Kaname**
They probably just wanted
to play video games.
**[20:05] Nasa**
I'm amazed she's willing to keep going
in a game she's never played before
**[20:08] ---**
at such a disadvantage.
**[20:09] Kaname**
My sister hates to lose when
it comes to games, too.
**[20:14] Nasa**
She can't stand a chance,
though, considering.
**[20:19] Kaname**
Well, I'm not so sure about that.
**[20:21] Kaname**
I'm probably what most people
would describe as a hard worker.
**[20:25] Kaname**
But my sister... she's stupid,
but I'm pretty sure she's a natural.
**[20:29] Kaname**
So knowing her...
**[20:33] Tsukasa**
*Okay! That should do it!*
**[20:38] Tsukasa**
What the...
**[20:39] Tsukasa**
*Has she figured out how the controller works?*
**[20:44] Tsukasa**
Fair enough. No more holding back, then!
**[20:46] Aya**
That suits me fine!
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
You're pretty good.
**[21:17] Aya**
You, too.
**[21:19] Chitose**
Is there any point to this
bizarre budding friendship?
**[21:23] Kaname**
Uh... anyone else want takoyaki?
**[21:33] Nasa**
Wow, you're good at this, Tsukasa-chan.
**[21:37] Tsukasa**
I guess so.
**[21:37] Aya**
Yummy!
**[21:41] Aur**
Whoa, there!
**[21:43] Char**
Say "ahh"!
**[21:44] Chitose**
Don't you dare!
**[21:49] Tsukasa**
Don't try to flip it over all at once.
**[21:51] ---**
You can turn it a bit at a time, darling.
**[21:53] Nasa**
Okay.
**[21:54] Nasa**
Is... Is this right?
**[21:57] Tsukasa**
Like this... and then this.
**[21:58] Nasa**
Hey, it worked! Wow!
**[22:00] Tsukasa**
It helps to do this, too.
**[22:02] Nasa**
Wow, it looks perfect!
**[22:05] Char**
Chitose-chan! What's up?
**[22:07] Chitose**
Nothing!
**[22:08] Aur**
You still don't approve of them?
**[22:11] Chitose**
Not really. As long as she's happy,
I have nothing to say.
**[22:17] Aur**
You finally got a clue!
**[22:19] Char**
You're growing!
**[22:20] Chitose**
Shut up, you stupid jerks!
**[22:23] Nasa**
Tako parties sure can get rowdy, huh?
**[22:26] Tsukasa**
Sure can.
**[22:30] Char**
Thanks again!
**[22:31] Char**
See you next time!
**[22:41] Nasa**
That was a fun party, huh?
**[22:43] Tsukasa**
It was.
**[22:44] Tsukasa**
It was lively, and I had a great time.
**[22:48] Tsukasa**
Maybe we should have another sometime.
**[22:50] Nasa**
I'd rather not be a prize again, though.
**[22:54] Nasa**
Actually, you forgot about it
somewhere along the way...
**[22:57] Nasa**
but what were you going to do if you won?
**[23:14] Tsukasa**
I was going to do that.
**[23:16] Nasa**
Okay.
**[23:18] Nasa**
You can do that whenever you want, you know.
**[23:21] Tsukasa**
S-Sometimes, then.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:31] Nasa**
In sickness and in health...
**[23:35] Tsukasa**
I swear to love and support you.
**[23:39] Nasa**
Because we're...
**[23:40] Tsukasa**
From here on, always...
**[23:42] Both**
...going to be married.
# E12 - Husband and Wife
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZ433PKY/husband-and-wife)
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***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** Husband and Wife
**[01:40] Nasa**
Yes, this is Yuzaki.
**[01:42] Nasa**
What? The system's down?
**[01:44] Nasa**
Okay... okay, I see.
That does sound pretty serious.
**[01:49] Nasa**
All right, I'll see what I can do about it.
***SIGN*** Can't log in from app Emulator is working correctly Problem is on the web side? Data discrepancy? Check thoroughly! Check for post-emergency response errors
**[01:53] ---**
I'll get back to you when I'm done.
**[01:56] Tsukasa**
Problems, darling?
**[01:58] Nasa**
Nothing serious, but it
might take a bit of work.
**[02:03] Tsukasa**
Well, be careful.
**[02:05] Tsukasa**
You tend to be one of those people who
never knows when to step on the brakes.
**[02:10] Nasa**
Brakes?
**[02:14] Nasa**
Aw, come on, Tsukasa-chan. I'm not that bad!
**[02:17] Tsukasa**
If that's really what you think, darling,
you might need to re-examine yourself.
**[02:22] ---**
Huh?
**[02:33] Nasa**
* There are many things*
* humans do not understand.*
**[02:37] Nasa**
*In particular, about themselves...*
**[02:40] Nasa**
*Which is why, when they do notice something,*
**[02:44] Nasa**
*it's often too late.*
***SIGN*** Mail sent
**[02:49] Nasa**
There!
**[02:50] Nasa**
Whew, finally done!
**[02:53] Nasa**
Sorry if I made it hard to get any rest.
**[02:55] Tsukasa**
No, it's fine.
**[02:56] Tsukasa**
But, darling, your face
is looking kind of red.
**[03:00] Nasa**
Huh? I feel totally fine, though.
**[03:06] Tsukasa**
Darling... where's the thermometer?
**[03:09] Nasa**
Seriously, it's nothing—
**[03:13] Tsukasa**
Here!
**[03:14] Tsukasa**
Put it under your arm.
**[03:16] Nasa**
You really want to take my temperature?
**[03:19] Nasa**
I don't really feel bad at all,
so I don't see the need.
**[03:24] Nasa**
39.8 degrees!
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
You are going to the hospital right now!
**[03:29] ---**
Huh?!
**[03:30] ---**
Oral Medication
**[03:34] Tsukasa**
That's a pretty textbook
summer cold you've got there.
**[03:37] Nasa**
I guess so.
**[03:38] Tsukasa**
How are you feeling?
**[03:41] Nasa**
The second I saw I had a fever,
I suddenly felt kind of dizzy.
**[03:46] Nasa**
Now that I think about it,
my body kind of ached this morning,
**[03:49] ---**
but I didn't think anything of it.
**[03:51] Tsukasa**
Why exactly didn't you?
**[03:53] Tsukasa**
Well, it doesn't matter.
**[03:54] Tsukasa**
Your cute newlywed wife is going to
look after you until you get better!
**[03:58] Nasa**
But I don't want you to catch my cold.
**[04:02] Nasa**
I'll be fine on my own.
**[04:05] Tsukasa**
You don't have to worry about me.
**[04:07] Tsukasa**
I don't get hurt or sick.
**[04:10] Nasa**
*She doesn't get hurt... or sick?*
**[04:12] Nasa**
*No good... I can't think straight...*
**[04:16] Tsukasa**
So, darling, is there
anything you want to eat?
**[04:35] Tsukasa**
* What if I had nothing else to*
* do while looking after him?!*
**[04:38] Tsukasa**
*As his cute newlywed wife,*
**[04:40] ---**
* there are all kinds of things I'd*
* like to do to help him get better,*
**[04:43] Tsukasa**
*but I don't know what else to do.*
**[04:46] Tsukasa**
*I guess for now...*
**[04:48] Tsukasa**
*I'll take some cute sleeping pictures.*
***SIGN*** Sigh
**[04:56] Nasa**
I feel a lot better after getting some sleep.
**[04:59] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[05:01] Tsukasa**
That's a relief.
**[05:02] Nasa**
Yeah, compared to before...
**[05:04] Nasa**
Wow, I actually slept a while.
**[05:07] Nasa**
It's already 8:00 PM...
**[05:09] Tsukasa**
Darling! Are you hungry?!
**[05:12] Tsukasa**
Is there anything you want to eat?
Or maybe you're thirsty?
**[05:15] Tsukasa**
I bought some fruit!
**[05:16] Nasa**
O-Oh, thanks...
**[05:18] Nasa**
But I'm not sure I have much of an appetite yet.
**[05:22] Tsukasa**
I see...
**[05:23] Tsukasa**
*Sulk...*
***SIGN*** Sulk
**[05:24] Nasa**
*Huh?! Did she just get really depressed?!*
**[05:26] Tsukasa**
I wanted to do all kinds of things
as your cute newlywed wife
**[05:30] ---**
to help you get better!
**[05:32] Tsukasa**
As your cute newlywed wife!
**[05:34] Nasa**
I see... Sorry about that!
**[05:36] Nasa**
In that case, I was sweating pretty bad,
**[05:38] ---**
so could you bring me a change of clothes?
**[05:41] Tsukasa**
Clothes?
**[05:42] Tsukasa**
Wouldn't you need to wipe yourself down first?
**[05:45] Nasa**
Well, I guess.
**[05:47] Tsukasa**
In that case...
**[05:48] Tsukasa**
I'll wipe you down, so...
**[05:50] Tsukasa**
Strip!
**[05:53] Nasa**
No, no, I can do it myself!
**[05:55] Tsukasa**
No, you can't!
**[05:55] Tsukasa**
It's more effective if your cute
newlywed wife wipes your back!
**[05:59] Tsukasa**
So strip!
**[06:05] Tsukasa**
Okay, here I go.
**[06:07] Nasa**
R-Right.
**[06:09] Tsukasa**
Oh, is it cold?
**[06:10] Nasa**
No, it's okay.
**[06:22] Tsukasa**
Well? Am I getting it all?
**[06:24] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[06:26] Nasa**
It feels really nice.
**[06:28] Nasa**
It's making me feel hot in
a different sense, though.
**[06:32] Tsukasa**
Okay, it's time to wipe below.
**[06:34] Tsukasa**
Take the rest off!
**[06:35] Tsukasa**
Huh?! Th-The rest as in... my underwear, too?
**[06:38] Tsukasa**
That's right. You need to change those, too!
**[06:41] Nasa**
No, really! I can handle that part!
**[06:43] Tsukasa**
But as your cute newlywed wife,
I want to help you out!
**[06:47] Nasa**
It's fine!
**[06:48] Nasa**
It's seriously fine!
**[06:50] Tsukasa**
It is?
**[06:51] Nasa**
Yes, it is!
**[06:52] Nasa**
You'd be embarrassed if our positions
were reversed, wouldn't you?
**[06:55] Tsukasa**
Reversed...
**[07:00] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah, true enough.
**[07:02] Nasa**
See?
**[07:03] Tsukasa**
B-But...
**[07:06] Tsukasa**
If it was you, Nasa-kun, I wouldn't mind it.
**[07:12] Tsukasa**
D-Darling, since you seem
to be feeling better,
**[07:15] ---**
do you want to eat some fruit?
**[07:17] Nasa**
Y-Yeah, I think I do.
**[07:21] Tsukasa**
Here, now say "ahh."
**[07:27] Tsukasa**
Is it good?
**[07:29] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[07:30] Tsukasa**
I'm glad!
**[07:32] Nasa**
* Maybe getting sick every*
* once in a while isn't so bad.*
**[07:37] Tsukasa**
I'm just glad you weren't too sick.
**[07:40] Nasa**
Yeah. I'm sorry to have worried you.
**[07:44] Tsukasa**
Oh, I wasn't worried.
**[07:46] Tsukasa**
It's just a cold,
**[07:47] ---**
so I figured you'd feel better
with some medicine and rest.
**[07:50] Nasa**
I-I see...
**[07:52] Nasa**
I don't get sick very often, though,
so it came as a bit of a shock.
**[07:55] Tsukasa**
If you ask me,
**[07:57] Tsukasa**
I bet it's not that you
don't get sick or injured,
**[08:00] ---**
it's just that you don't notice when you do.
**[08:03] Tsukasa**
When we first met,
**[08:06] ---**
you chased me through snow in
spite of being pretty badly hurt.
**[08:09] Tsukasa**
Most wouldn't have been able to
move around with those injuries.
**[08:12] Nasa**
N-Now that you mention it...
**[08:14] Tsukasa**
You might not have noticed this time,
either, if I hadn't pointed it out.
**[08:18] Tsukasa**
It's important to know when to slow down.
**[08:20] Tsukasa**
Because if you don't,
sometimes you can die. Understand?
**[08:22] Nasa**
Yeah, I'm sorry! I'm really sorry.
**[08:29] Tsukasa**
When we first met, I told you this:
**[08:32] Tsukasa**
"You've only got one life,
so take better care of it."
**[08:38] Tsukasa**
You really do only have one, so...
**[08:43] Nasa**
Um...
**[08:44] Tsukasa**
Anyway, it's important to let the
healing process fully run its course,
**[08:48] ---**
so let's go to bed.
**[08:50] Nasa**
O-Okay.
**[08:55] Nasa**
*Tsukasa-chan is totally right.*
**[08:59] Nasa**
* Now that I'm married, I need to*
* take better care of myself.*
**[09:05] Nasa**
Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
**[09:07] Nasa**
*Huh... did I imagine it?*
**[09:15] Nasa**
Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
**[09:17] Tsukasa**
I lied.
**[09:20] Tsukasa**
About not being worried...
**[09:23] Tsukasa**
I'm really glad you're feeling better.
**[09:30] Nasa**
I'm sorry you had to worry, Tsukasa-chan.
**[09:34] Tsukasa**
Seriously...
**[09:35] Tsukasa**
What a terrible thing to do, darling.
**[09:37] Nasa**
I think I might have been a bit more
focused than usual this time...
**[09:41] Nasa**
Because I wanted to go with
you to the summer festival.
**[09:44] Tsukasa**
The summer festival...
**[09:45] Tsukasa**
*Come to think of it, I saw a flyer for it.*
***SIGN*** Summer Festival
**[09:49] Nasa**
I think I might've gone into high gear
to try and finish work in time for it.
**[09:55] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun...
**[09:56] Nasa**
But there's no point if you end
up having to worry about me.
**[10:01] Nasa**
So I'll be more careful from now on!
**[10:04] Tsukasa**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Smooch
***SIGN*** Smooch
***SIGN*** Smooch
***SIGN*** Smooch
***SIGN*** Smooch
***SIGN*** Smooch
**[10:16] Tsukasa**
Um, hang on...
**[10:19] Tsukasa**
Stop!
**[10:21] Tsukasa**
You might be feeling frisky,
but you're still not better yet, darling!
**[10:24] Nasa**
Sorry.
**[10:25] Nasa**
The way you worried about
me was just so cute...
**[10:31] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[10:32] Nasa**
Yes?
**[10:32] Tsukas**
Remember what I said about slowing down?
**[10:35] Nasa**
R-Right.
**[10:36] Tsukasa**
I was seriously worried about you,
**[10:39] ---**
so if you want me to stop being worried,
cut it out and just go to sleep already!
**[10:42] Nasa**
Sorry! I'm really sorry.
**[10:49] Nasa**
*Having someone worry about you...*
**[10:53] Nasa**
* Who in the world would seriously worry this*
* much about you, other than your spouse?*
**[11:05] Kaname**
If you're going to the summer festival,
you should probably wear a yukata, right?
**[11:09] Tsukasa**
A yukata?
**[11:10] Kaname**
Yeah!
**[11:11] Kaname**
Since you're a married couple,
**[11:13] ---**
I figure both of you wearing yukatas while
you walk around would add to the mood.
**[11:17] Tsukasa**
Tying the obi is kind of a pain, though.
**[11:20] Kaname**
No, I'm telling you...
**[11:22] Kaname**
If you wear a yukata,
**[11:23] ---**
your ailing husband is gonna
feel tons better, Tsukassan!
**[11:26] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[11:27] Kaname**
Yes!
**[11:28] Kaname**
Because yukatas are super hot!
**[11:31] Tsukasa**
How's that work?
**[11:33] Kaname**
Hey, now, there's a scientific basis for it!
**[11:36] Kaname**
Only a crazy person would
doubt the synergy between
**[11:39] ---**
a housewife, a yukata, and a lazy afternoon!
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
You don't need to put a
perverted spin on everything!
**[11:44] Kaname**
Don't be like that!
**[11:46] Kaname**
Please, take it with you.
**[11:52] Nasa**
Oh...Yukatas, huh?
**[11:55] Tsukasa**
And according to Kaname-chan,
yours will be a perfect fit.
**[11:58] (Flashback) Kaname**
I've scoped out every nook and cranny
on Senpai to gauge his exact size!
***SIGN*** Privacy
Protection
***SIGN*** Wow♥
***SIGN*** Bipedal
***SIGN*** Mobile Joints
**[12:02] Nasa**
Wait!
**[12:02] Nasa**
What size is she talking about?!
**[12:05] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[12:07] Tsukasa**
I'm going to get changed,
so can you turn around?
**[12:10] Nasa**
Oh, right.
**[12:15] Nasa**
* My cute wife is getting*
* changed right behind me.*
**[12:20] Nasa**
*Well, we are married,*
**[12:22] Nasa**
*so no one would get mad, but...*
**[12:26] Nasa**
*Is this really...*
**[12:27] Nasa**
*a situation where I can't look?!*
**[12:30] Nasa**
U-Um, hey...
**[12:32] Nasa**
Is it okay if... I watch you change?
**[12:37] Tsukasa**
Do you... want to watch?
**[12:39] Nasa**
Y-Yes, if possible, I think so.
**[12:42] Tsukasa**
I see...
**[12:44] Tsukasa**
Darling, you're pretty forthright
with this kind of thing, aren't you?
**[12:48] Nasa**
Yes! I mean, I would feel bad if
I took a peek without looking, so...
**[12:52] Tsukasa**
As in, you would want to see either way?
**[12:55] Nasa**
Uh, well, I wouldn't say that...
**[12:56] Tsukasa**
W-Well...
**[12:58] Tsukasa**
If you really want to that badly...
**[13:02] Nasa**
Really?!
**[13:03] Tsukasa**
J-Just a peek, okay?!
**[13:06] Nasa**
Well, in that case...
**[13:19] Tsukasa**
Darling, I said you could peek,
but you're staring pretty hard.
**[13:24] Nasa**
Well... you're just incredibly pretty...
**[13:27] Tsukasa**
Well, thank you.
**[13:29] Tsukasa**
You need to get changed, too.
**[13:30] Tsukasa**
If you don't hurry,
the fireworks are going to start.
**[13:34] Nasa**
Right.
**[13:36] Nasa**
But...
**[13:38] Nasa**
The yukata... really looks good on you.
**[13:42] Tsukasa**
Th-Thank you.
**[13:52] Tsukasa**
Really, we don't have time for this!
We need to get going!
**[13:55] Nasa**
Oh, sorry.
**[13:57] Tsukasa**
I swear...
**[13:58] Tsukasa**
You can be so direct sometimes.
**[14:05] Tsukasa**
Have you got everything?
**[14:07] Nasa**
Yeah. I've got the camera, too.
**[14:09] Tsukasa**
Won't taking pictures of
the fireworks be hard?
**[14:12] Nasa**
Not a problem!
**[14:14] Nasa**
I'm primarily bringing it to take pictures
of you looking cute in a yukata!
**[14:19] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[14:20] Nasa**
Oh, that was so cute!
**[14:22] Tsukasa**
Wait, why are you taking them now?!
**[14:23] Nasa**
Hey! Don't take it!
**[14:24] Tsukasa**
Give me that!
**[14:32] Tsukasa**
Wow, there are a lot of stalls open.
**[14:36] Nasa**
There sure are.
**[14:37] Nasa**
Do you want anything?
**[14:40] Tsukasa**
Let's see...
***SIGN*** T
h
e
K
i
n
g
o
f
F
l
a
v
o
r
s
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Beer Set
***SIGN*** Beer
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Large
***SIGN*** Small
**[14:42] Tsukasa**
Takoyaki! Let's buy a
box and eat it together.
**[14:45] Nasa**
When we just had a takoyaki
party the other day?
**[14:48] Tsukasa**
The thing is, darling, I prefer
takoyaki that isn't fried at all.
**[14:52] Tsukasa**
And most of the major takoyaki
chains in Kanto fry them, right?
**[14:55] Tsukasa**
But I think personally that not
frying them is the better method,
**[14:58] ---**
so when I see people making them the right
way in places like this, I get this urge that—
**[15:01] Nasa**
Got it, got it! Let me get those for you!
**[15:07] Nasa**
Here you go.
**[15:09] Tsukasa**
This is the traditional
takoyaki I was hoping for.
**[15:12] Nasa**
I guess so.
**[15:13] Tsukasa**
Well, then, let's eat.
**[15:15] Tsukasa**
Careful, they're hot.
**[15:18] Nasa**
What's wrong?
**[15:19] Tsukasa**
Well, it's just...
**[15:21] Tsukasa**
I was wondering if the same husband
**[15:24] ---**
who wanted to see me change
would also want me to feed him.
**[15:28] Nasa**
Th-That's okay...
**[15:29] Tsukasa**
I guess that makes sense, considering we
did that a lot when you were sick.
**[15:34] Nasa**
No, that's not what I mean...
**[15:36] Tsukasa**
Oh well, let's just eat.
**[15:40] Tsukasa**
Why do you... think... takoyaki is so hot?
**[15:45] Nasa**
That's part of what makes it so good, though.
**[15:47] Nasa**
You know...
**[15:48] Nasa**
There's still some time before the fireworks.
**[15:51] ---**
What should we do?
***SIGN*** Goldfish Catching
***SIGN*** 1 Try:
300 Yen
You can have 3 even if
you don't catch any
**[15:52] Aya**
I have the perfect thing for you two!
**[15:54] Aya**
Why not try and catch some goldfish?
**[15:57] Nasa**
H-Huh?
**[15:58] Nasa**
Aya-san and... Chitose-chan?
**[16:01] Aya**
Kaname-chan asked us to help
out the local businesses!
**[16:04] Chitose**
That doesn't explain why I have to be here!
**[16:08] Aya**
Aw, come on, why wouldn't
you help a friend in need?
**[16:12] Chitose**
Since when am I your friend?!
**[16:15] Aur**
Oh, quit fussing.
***SIGN*** Nom nom nom
**[16:17] Char**
It's good for you to get out of
the house every once in a while.
**[16:19] Chitose**
You two are just goofing around and eating!
**[16:22] Chitose**
Anyway!
**[16:23] Chitose**
It's 300 yen for a net.
Are you gonna try or not?
**[16:26] Tsukasa**
All that complaining, but she still helps.
**[16:28] Nasa**
She's such a nice girl!
**[16:30] Tsukasa**
Well, I don't mind trying goldfish catching,
since it's such a highlight of festivals.
**[16:34] Nasa**
It's a highlight?
**[16:35] Tsukasa**
I am incredibly good at it, though.
**[16:39] Aya**
You are?
**[16:40] Tsukasa**
That's right, little old
Tsukasa-chan can probably
**[16:42] ---**
scoop up a hundred goldfish
with one of those nets.
**[16:45] Aya**
I don't know if that's a good idea!
**[16:47] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
In that case, why doesn't my darling
show us all how impressive he can be?
**[16:53] Nasa**
Wait, me?!
**[16:55] Nasa**
O-Okay.
**[16:57] Nasa**
I'll give it a try.
**[16:59] Aur**
Yeah, good luck!
**[17:01] Char**
Go get them fishies!
**[17:03] Aya**
You can do it, Nasa-kun!
**[17:05] Chitose**
That'll be 300 yen, then.
**[17:07] Chitose**
You get to try until the net breaks.
**[17:10] Nasa**
Here I go!
**[17:17] Nasa**
*Got it!*
**[17:24] Chitose**
And you're done.
**[17:27] Aya**
Well, the rest of us are going to
catch the fireworks once they start.
**[17:32] Char**
See you later!
**[17:33] Chitose**
See ya.
**[17:35] Tsukasa**
I guess everyone has their
strengths and weaknesses.
**[17:38] Nasa**
I-I guess so...
**[17:39] Tsukasa**
The way the net fell apart the second it
hit the water had me smiling bemusedly.
**[17:45] Tsukasa**
And you're so impressive when you're
in front of a computer, too.
**[17:51] Tsukasa**
Well, since we're here, why don't
we go offer a prayer at the shrine?
**[17:55] ---**
Huh?
**[17:56] Tsukasa**
"Please make sure my darling's
net doesn't fall apart!"
**[17:58] Nasa**
You really think that's a wish
worthy of divine intervention?
**[18:01] Tsukasa**
I wouldn't worry about it.
Gods are pretty generous.
**[18:06] Nasa**
But first, maybe we should request
that our marriage stays happy.
**[18:09] Tsukasa**
Oh, good point.
**[18:12] Tsukasa**
A happy marriage, world peace,
stability throughout the universe...
**[18:16] Nasa**
*Those are big wishes!*
**[18:18] Tsukasa**
Also...
**[18:19] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun's health.
**[18:21] Tsukasa**
And please keep his net from falling apart.
**[18:25] Nasa**
I was wondering something yesterday.
**[18:28] Nasa**
About how many people really worry
for me, other than my wife...
**[18:34] Nasa**
I couldn't think of many.
**[18:38] Tsukasa**
Hypothetically, let's say you start
eating ramen three times a day,
**[18:42] ---**
and posting reviews about it online.
**[18:46] Tsukasa**
That's obviously bad for your health,
**[18:48] ---**
not to mention flying in
the face of common sense.
**[18:50] Nasa**
T-True enough.
**[18:52] Tsukasa**
Acquaintances might think
that kind of thing is funny,
**[18:56] ---**
and people on the internet
might praise you for it.
**[18:59] Tsukasa**
Your friends and family
might worry about it,
**[19:02] ---**
but they're not around you all the time,
and you might argue with them.
**[19:07] Tsukasa**
But the thing is, I would
definitely stop you.
**[19:11] Tsukasa**
Because your life is something
I really care about.
**[19:14] Tsukasa**
We could get into a fight about it.
**[19:17] Tsukasa**
It might make things really awkward,
**[19:19] ---**
and there might be days where we
don't talk to each other as a result.
**[19:21] Tsukasa**
But I'll still stop you.
**[19:23] Tsukasa**
Because nobody who finds that kind of thing
funny genuinely cares about your well-being.
**[19:28] Tsukasa**
But it's important to me.
**[19:31] Tsukasa**
You're more important to me than anything.
**[19:43] Nasa**
Thank you, Tsukasa-chan.
**[19:46] Tsukasa**
I want you to live.
**[19:52] Kaname**
Hey, Senpai!
**[19:55] Kaname**
The fireworks are gonna start
while you two are making out!
**[19:58] Nasa**
H-Hey, wait!
**[20:00] Nasa**
We weren't making out or anything!
**[20:02] TSukasa**
Th-That's right! We were just
asking the gods about stuff!
**[20:05] Kaname**
Oh, yeah?
**[20:06] Chitose**
Shouldn't we head over there if we
want a good view of the fireworks?
**[20:10] Aya**
You might be right.
**[20:11] Aur**
It's almost time, isn't it?
**[20:13] Char**
Let's try to hurry, then!
**[20:16] Nasa**
Well, since we're all here,
**[20:18] ---**
why don't we take a picture together?
**[20:20] Tsukasa**
Is that going to work when it's so dark?
**[20:22] Nasa**
It'll be fine, see?
**[20:25] Nasa**
They turn out pretty good
in spite of how dark it is.
**[20:28] Tsukasa**
Th-That is not a small number of pictures.
**[20:31] Nasa**
Right?
**[20:32] Tsukasa**
And some of them clearly
look "off" or even kind of bad.
**[20:35] Tsukasa**
Shouldn't you delete the
ones with funny faces?
**[20:39] Nasa**
I'm not deleting them.
**[20:41] Nasa**
I mean, you're really cute in all of them!
**[20:47] Tsuaksa**
Well... in that case...
**[20:54] Nasa**
Wow, look at that!
**[20:55] Kaname**
Tsukassan! Senpai!
**[20:58] Kaname**
What're you doing?
**[20:59] Kaname**
You're not gonna be able
to see from over there!
**[21:03] Nasa**
Okay, we're coming!
**[21:05] Nasa**
Well...
**[21:06] Nasa**
Let's go, Tsukasa-chan.
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
Yeah.
**[21:31] Nasa**
*When summer comes back around,*
**[21:33] ---**
*I want to watch the fireworks with you again.*
**[21:35] Nasa**
* We'll wear yukatas, eat takoyaki,*
* and catch goldfish together.*
**[21:41] Nasa**
*No matter how many seasons pass us by,*
**[21:43] ---**
* I'll take your hand and look*
* up into the night sky with you.*
**[21:48] Nasa**
* Over and over again, like those*
* flowers of light blooming in the sky.*
**[21:52] Nasa**
*Over and over again...*
**[21:55] Nasa**
*Because the two of us are married.*
**[22:03] Nasa**
*Time and time again.*
**[22:09] Nasa**
We're home!
**[22:12] Tsukasa**
We are.
# E12.5 - Flashbacks
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNJ00EQR/flashbacks)
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**[00:08] ---**
* Everyone, it is a pleasure to*
* see you on this lovely day,*
**[00:12] ---**
* on which we will check in on the newlywed*
* life of Yuzaki Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-san.*
**[00:22] ---**
* Why don't we start with a look at*
* the beginning of their romance?*
**[00:30] ---**
*The groom's name is Yuzaki Nasa.*
**[00:33] Nasa**
*This is marriage?! It's fantastic!*
**[00:37] ---**
*The bride's name is Tsukasa.*
**[00:40] Tsukasa**
Welcome home. I hope you
had a good day at work.
**[00:43] ---**
*On a night when the moon shone bright,*
**[00:45] ---**
*Nasa-kun's life was saved by a certain girl.*
**[00:49] ---**
*This girl, who is really cute,*
**[00:51] ---**
* would end up being his future wife,*
* with whom he would share his life.*
**[00:55] ---**
* Nasa-kun fell in love with her at first sight*
* and proposed on the very day they met.*
**[01:02] (Flashback) Nasa**
And I...
**[01:04] (Flashback) Nasa**
love you.
**[01:07] ---**
* Taken in by his direct appeal,*
* she would eventually appear before him.*
**[01:12] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Hey. We meet again.
**[01:14] Nasa**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting*
**[01:17] Nasa**
* and ended up together, with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Really Giddy
**[02:58] Narr**
* And thus, Nasa-kun and*
* Tsukasa-san were married.*
***SIGN*** Recap Episode
***SIGN*** Flashbacks
**[03:01] ---**
* First, let's get a glimpse of*
* their newly-married life.*
**[03:09] Tsukasa**
Oh, yes, this is very nice!
**[03:12] Tsukasa**
We made a good choice.
**[03:14] Tsukasa**
So this is how it feels...
**[03:14] Nasa**
*A-A girl...*
**[03:16] Tsukasa**
It's feeling pretty...
**[03:17] Nasa**
*is lying on a futon in my place?!*
**[03:21] Nasa**
If DonQui is heaven,
then is this super heaven?!
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
Hey.
**[03:29] Tsukasa**
Why don't you try lying down too, darling?
**[03:34] Nasa**
I will live to make her happy!
**[03:39] Nasa**
It's true that we haven't had a ceremony,
**[03:41] ---**
and that I don't have a ring, and I haven't
even proposed to her properly yet!
**[03:44] Nasa**
But I'm confident that I can make her happy!
**[03:47] Nasa**
And the reason is...
**[03:48] Kaname**
The reason is?!
**[03:50] Tsukasa**
Sorry, Nasa-kun, I forgot to
get the stuff we bought—
**[03:54] Nasa**
Because I love Tsukasa-chan!
**[04:00] Kaname**
Hearing you yell that in the
middle of the street is a little...
**[04:05] Nasa**
I-I'll be careful from now on.
**[04:08] Nasa**
Here you go.
**[04:10] Nasa**
* O-Oh, this is bad. I think*
* I might have upset her.*
**[04:16] Tsukasa**
But... it's just embarrassing.
**[04:21] Tsukasa**
It still... makes me happy.
**[04:26] Nasa**
R-Right...
**[04:31] Tsukasa**
Besides, you're offering to buy a
TV that you don't need for my sake.
**[04:39] Tsukasa**
That alone makes me really happy.
**[04:45] Nasa**
*This has been a good shopping trip.*
**[04:55] Nasa**
* Could it be she's lonely because*
* I won't be back until tonight?*
**[05:00] Nasa**
*S-S-So cute!*
**[05:03] Nasa**
* If that's true, my wife*
* is so unbelievably cute!*
**[05:23] Nasa**
I'm going now.
**[05:24] Tsukasa**
Okay. Have a safe trip.
**[05:29] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[05:31] Nasa**
Well... it's just...
**[05:33] Nasa**
You won't be gone when I get back, right?
**[05:41] Tsukasa**
If you're worried about it,
**[05:43] Tsukasa**
hurry back as soon as you can.
**[05:48] Nasa**
Okay! I'm going!
**[05:50] Tsukasa**
Have a safe trip.
**[05:52] Nasa**
Listen, Tsukasa-chan!
**[05:54] Nasa**
Would you like to move into a bigger place?!
**[05:57] Tsukasa**
A bigger place?
**[05:59] Tsukasa**
Not really. Things are fine the way they are.
**[06:04] Nasa**
But, y'know, this place is pretty tiny!
**[06:09] Tsukasa**
True, but... that helps
me feel closer to you.
**[06:15] Nasa**
I-I hadn't considered that!
**[06:18] Nasa**
*I guess things are great either way!*
**[06:22] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[06:24] Tsukasa**
Your picking on me has left me deeply hurt.
**[06:28] Tsukasa**
This is one of those situations where
you'll have to win my favor back.
**[06:33] Tsukasa**
So what're you going to do?
**[06:35] Nasa**
Then do you want to get some soft serve?
**[06:38] Tsukasa**
Soft serve?
**[06:40] Tsukasa**
I-If you think that's enough to cheer
me up, you need to try harder!
**[06:46] Nasa**
Then you can choose what I eat, Tsukasa-chan.
**[06:51] Nasa**
And I'll share a bit with you,
so we can eat it together.
***SIGN*** Nom
**[07:00] Nasa**
Is it good?
**[07:01] Tsukasa**
I-It's not bad.
**[07:03] Tsukasa**
And since this melon bread is a local
specialty, I'm willing to forgive you.
**[07:08] Nasa**
I'm glad.
**[07:21] Tsukasa**
Here I am.
**[07:31] Tsukasa**
What do you think?
**[07:34] Nasa**
You look really beautiful.
**[07:37] Tsukasa**
Thank you.
**[07:39] Nasa**
H-Hey...
**[07:42] Tsukasa**
What's wrong, darling?
**[07:44] Nasa**
Well... i-if I asked to see... then...
**[07:50] Nasa**
would you show me what you look
like in your cute underwear?
**[07:58] Tsukasa**
I guess... as much as you want.
**[08:01] ---**
*W-Well, now!*
**[08:04] ---**
*It must be nice to be young.*
***SIGN*** Really Excited
**[08:17] ---**
*As for those early newlywed nights,*
**[08:20] ---**
*those are just as packed with excitement.*
**[08:24] Nasa**
*Wow! She's really asleep!*
**[08:26] Nasa**
*My wife is so cute.*
**[08:30] Nasa**
*I'd like to just lay here and watch her.*
**[08:35] Nasa**
*Huh... is my wife... a restless sleeper?*
**[08:40] Nasa**
*Aw, her hair's down.*
**[08:43] Nasa**
* And she's not even in the*
* futon we bought anymore.*
**[08:46] Nasa**
*She's gonna catch a chill like that...*
**[08:48] Nasa**
* Which could make her sick!*
* So I should really fix up her futon!*
**[08:53] Nasa**
*So in that case...*
**[08:55] Nasa**
*One goodnight kiss won't hurt, right?!*
***SIGN*** A Fairly Terrible Conclusion to Reach
**[09:00] Nasa**
*Okay!*
**[09:05] Nasa**
* But... if we're going to*
* do this for the first time...*
**[09:09] ---**
*I'd rather she be awake.*
**[09:12] Nasa**
*I'll be good tonight and...*
**[09:16] Nasa**
*What?! What is this?*
**[09:21] Nasa**
*She went to get some water. Thank goodness.*
**[09:23] ---**
* I thought she might've noticed*
* I was trying to kiss her.*
**[09:30] Nasa**
*What, what?! Why's she standing behind me?!*
**[09:33] Nasa**
* C-Could she be thinking about*
* hugging me while I sleep, too...*
**[09:37] Nasa**
*or maybe even kissing me?!*
**[09:43] Nasa**
Huh? Uh, hello?
**[09:55] Nasa**
*And currently...*
**[09:58] Nasa**
*Is it okay if I hold her like this?*
**[10:03] Nasa**
*But what if she wakes up from the contact?*
**[10:09] Nasa**
* No! Even if she wakes up from me*
* grabbing her, it's not a problem!*
**[10:12] Nasa**
*Because Tsukasa-chan is my wife!*
**[10:19] Nasa**
*I've never held her before...*
**[10:22] Nasa**
*I didn't know that girls were so warm.*
**[10:25] Nasa**
* And she smells so good,*
* it's giving me brain static.*
**[10:30] Nasa**
* This is dangerous! She's so warm,*
* and smells so good, and...*
**[10:35] Nasa**
*Oh, wow! These make great hand rests!*
***SIGN*** That's not what
those are for.
**[10:39] Nasa**
*This is too much! Seriously!*
**[10:51] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[10:55] Nasa**
Listen...
**[10:56] Nasa**
Do you want to sleep on my arm?!
**[10:59] Nasa**
Y-You don't have to if you don't want to!
I was just thinking that, uh, maybe...
**[11:04] Tsukasa**
D-Don't mind if I do, then.
**[11:09] Nasa**
* W-Wow! So this is what it's like*
* when a girl sleeps on your arm.*
**[11:13] Nasa**
* I can feel her body temperature*
* directly through my arm!*
**[11:17] Nasa**
* And I only realize this*
* after actually doing it...*
**[11:21] Nasa**
*but this is pretty painful!*
***SIGN*** Weight
***SIGN*** Blood
***SIGN*** Numbness
**[11:23] Nasa**
*Maybe our positioning is bad?*
**[11:25] ---**
* The pressure's on a particular area that's*
* making the rest of my arm go numb.*
**[11:29] Nasa**
* But I can feel her body warmth,*
* and she smells so good!*
**[11:32] Nasa**
*It's like a marriage of heaven and hell!*
**[11:35] Tsukasa**
Is your arm getting tired, darling?
**[11:37] Nasa**
Huh? N-No, of course not!
**[11:40] Tsukasa**
Oh, really?
**[11:44] Tsukasa**
I knew it. Your arm's asleep.
**[11:46] Nasa**
Th-That was mean!
**[11:48] Tsukasa**
Well, you were trying to act tough.
**[11:50] Tsukasa**
But I don't want to make
you suffer any more, so...
**[11:54] Nasa**
Okay, I'll give up on the the arm,
**[11:57] Nasa**
but I want a goodnight kiss instead.
**[12:02] Nasa**
I don't think I'll be able to
recover with anything less.
**[12:05] Nasa**
Please give me a goodnight kiss!
**[12:07] Nasa**
With you taking the initiative!
**[12:13] Tsukasa**
F-Fine... if you insist.
**[12:19] Tsukasa**
Why are your eyes open?
**[12:21] Nasa**
Well, because I want to see it happen.
**[12:23] Tsukasa**
It's embarrassing to do this
while you're watching.
**[12:27] Nasa**
And you're cute even when you're embarrassed.
**[12:37] Nasa**
*Oh, shoot!*
**[12:39] ---**
* I just wanted to hug her gently, but I*
* ended up panicking and jumping onto her!*
**[12:43] Nasa**
*But... my wife... is shockingly soft!*
**[12:47] Nasa**
* Are all girls this soft?*
* Or is Tsukasa-chan special?!*
**[12:53] Tsukasa**
I-If you grab me from behind,
**[12:56] ---**
you'll scare me.
**[12:58] Nasa**
Sorry. I wanted to go more slowly, but...
**[13:02] Tsukasa**
Honestly...
**[13:03] ---**
* It seems restless nights are going to*
* continue for Nasa-kun for a while yet.*
**[13:07] ---**
* As I said before, it must*
* be nice to be young.*
***SIGN*** Really Particular
**[13:16] ---**
* Now, let's take a quick look at the hobbies*
* and skills of our bride and groom.*
**[13:23] ---**
* Tsukasa-san's cooking is on par*
* with that of a professional chef.*
**[13:32] Nasa**
* A-Amazing! I didn't expect a*
* Shokugeki so early in the morning!*
**[13:38] ---**
* There's also her deep love*
* for and knowledge of films,*
**[13:40] ---**
*everything from B-movies to big blockbusters!*
**[13:44] Tsukasa**
To get the most thorough
enjoyment out of a title,
**[13:46] ---**
you can't afford to skip checking
out the director's previous works!
**[13:50] Tsukasa**
I'm saying that by taking a holistic
approach to viewing a film,
**[13:52] ---**
including the director's style and history,
**[13:54] Tsukasa**
you can enjoy a movie more fully!
**[13:56] ---**
*Then there's her variety of gaming skills,*
**[13:59] ---**
* covering everything from*
* retro titles to the latest hits!*
**[14:03] Tsukasa**
I guess I should shift up a gear!
**[14:09] Kaname**
Whoa, you're pretty good.
**[14:10] Chitose**
Nee-sama's great at video games!
**[14:13] Kaname**
Sure looks like it.
**[14:17] ---**
* Meanwhile, Nasa-kun's consulting talents*
* are dazzling, even at his tender age.*
**[14:24] (Flashback) Nasa**
There are two budgetary deficiencies here.
**[14:26] (Flashback) Nasa**
Also, take these documents to the legal
affairs bureau and the tax office.
**[14:30] (Flashback) Nasa**
That should get you a subsidy.
**[14:32] ---**
*Installing new systems at minimal cost,*
**[14:34] ---**
*streamlining business expenditures...*
**[14:36] ---**
*Using limited resources strategically,*
**[14:38] ---**
* he was able to revive the business of*
* a bathhouse on the verge of failure.*
**[14:42] Both**
"The key is innovating!"
**[14:45] (Flashback) Nasa**
You need to design revolutionary
ideas that redefine the system!
**[14:49] Kaname**
And he went on to come up with all
kinds of innovations for the bathhouse.
**[14:53] ---**
* Their variety of interests and abilities*
* adds extra richness to their newlywed life.*
***SIGN*** Really Lively
**[15:05] ---**
* Now, our newlyweds just happen to*
* have a variety of wonderful friends.*
**[15:10] Kaname**
Besides, your wife doesn't
look any older than me.
**[15:14] Nasa**
True, she said she's 16.
**[15:15] ---**
*At times, they offer rebukes.*
**[15:16] Kaname**
Sixteen?!
**[15:18] Kaname**
You damned lolicon! I'll straighten you out!
**[15:21] Nasa**
Who are you calling a lolicon?!
**[15:22] ---**
* At times, they offer*
* passionate encouragement.*
**[15:25] Chi**
It's you...
**[15:26] Chi**
You're the one Nee-sama married?!
**[15:30] Chi**
You can't have her!
**[15:31] Chi**
I will not let you have Nee-sama!
**[15:34] ---**
* And at other times, they offer*
* camaraderie in the buff.*
**[15:38] Aya**
I have to say, your skin is really beautiful.
**[15:42] Aya**
It's like silk.
**[15:44] Tsukasa**
Oh... thank you.
**[15:46] Aya**
But wait.
**[15:47] Aya**
I think the comparison needs to
be with something truly beautiful!
**[15:51] Aya**
Let's see... what is there?
**[15:54] Aya**
Your skin... is like an iPhone X!
**[15:59] ---**
*They're our couple's support network!*
***SIGN*** Really Precious
**[16:07] ---**
*Tsukasa-san and Nasa-kun...*
**[16:09] ---**
* A loving couple who admire,*
* and seek to know, one another.*
**[16:12] ---**
* There are things in their lives that*
* might seem mundane to most people,*
**[16:16] ---**
* but to the two of them,*
* they are truly precious moments.*
**[16:21] Tsukasa**
"Nasa," written with the
characters for "starry sky"...
**[16:24] Tsukasa**
I think it's a fantastic name.
**[16:27] Nasa**
* It felt like an ache that had been stuck in my*
* chest from the day I was born melted away.*
**[16:34] Nasa**
*This marriage still doesn't feel real,*
**[16:37] Nasa**
* but right now, I genuinely*
* want to marry this girl.*
**[16:46] Nasa**
We ended up getting the
cheapest pair of rings.
**[16:49] Nasa**
Are you sure these are the
wedding rings you want?
**[16:52] Tsukasa**
Of course!
**[16:55] Tsukasa**
I mean, I'll remember today
whenever I look at this ring.
**[17:01] Tsukasa**
I'll remember how Honey Winston had you beat,
**[17:05] Tsukasa**
and how we ended up getting the
cheapest diamonds in Okachimachi.
**[17:11] Tsukasa**
And...
**[17:12] Tsukasa**
I'll remember how kind you are,
**[17:14] ---**
and how much you care about me,
every time I look at it.
**[17:20] Tsukasa**
I'm sure that'll give it a
shine that will never fade.
**[17:25] Tsukasa**
I know I won't ever forget
**[17:27] Tsukasa**
the fact that you loved me.
**[17:32] Tsukasa**
That'll stay with me.
**[17:37] Tsukasa**
I wanted pictures of my
life with you, Nasa-kun.
**[17:42] Nasa**
Our life?
**[17:44] Tsukasa**
I want to take one picture a day,
**[17:48] ---**
to leave a little record of where we've been.
**[17:51] Nasa**
Every day?
**[17:52] Tsukasa**
Yep, every day.
**[17:54] Tsukasa**
The whole point is to do it every day.
**[17:57] Tsukasa**
Don't worry. I'm going to stick to it.
**[18:00] Tsukasa**
People tend to forget something
in their daily routine...
**[18:05] Tsukasa**
That every single day they have with
the person they love is precious.
**[18:11] Tsukasa**
So I want to make a record of
our time together, bit by bit.
**[18:17] Tsukasa**
A secret diary of our married life.
**[18:23] Chitose**
Wh-Who cares about fate?!
**[18:25] Chitose**
All that really boils down to is instinct!
**[18:28] Nasa**
Bernhard Riemann theorized
that the zeta function
**[18:32] ---**
would predict the distribution
of prime numbers,
**[18:34] Nasa**
and then mathematicians around
the world spent 150 years
**[18:37] ---**
trying to prove whether he was right.
**[18:40] Nasa**
Even something like gravitational waves
were hypothesized by Einstein first,
**[18:44] Nasa**
before being observed for
the first time a century later.
**[18:47] Nasa**
Some of the most scientific principles
in the world are only proven
**[18:53] ---**
after someone intuits them first.
**[18:55] Nasa**
I know that I don't know
her as well as you do,
**[19:00] Nasa**
but I intend to spend my entire
life proving our love is real.
**[19:06] Nasa**
You don't get married because
you've proven you're in love...
**[19:10] Nasa**
You get married so that you can prove it.
**[19:17] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
So, Father, what did you want to discuss?
**[19:24] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
U-Um, Father?!
**[19:26] (Flashback) Enishi**
Thank you so much for saving my son's life.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Enishi**
If you hadn't done what you did,
Nasa-kun would've died.
**[19:36] (Flashback) Enishi**
When the police told me
he'd been hit by a truck...
**[19:39] (Flashback) ---**
I couldn't breathe.
**[19:41] (Flashback) Enishi**
But then they told me that he
wasn't in any mortal danger
**[19:45] (Flashback) ---**
because someone had helped him.
**[19:48] (Flashback) Enishi**
You've done so much for us.
**[19:51] (Flashback) Enishi**
I'm truly, truly grateful!
**[19:55] (Flashback) Enishi**
Nasa-kun's a better son than we deserve.
**[19:58] (Flashback) Enishi**
I have no idea how a pair of oddballs like
us managed to raise such a good boy.
**[20:04] (Flashback) Enishi**
He's our pride and joy.
**[20:08] (Flashback) Enishi**
Which is why... the fact that you
saved him, and chose to marry him...
**[20:14] (Flashback) Enishi**
is something that we could
only be happy about.
**[20:18] (Flashback) Enishi**
But before congratulating you,
I just had to thank you.
**[20:24] (Flashback) Enishi**
Thank you so much for saving him.
**[20:28] (Flashback) Enishi**
And please, look after my son.
**[20:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I'm really touched to hear all of that.
**[20:40] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
As far as I'm concerned...
it's an honor to join your family.
**[20:47] ---**
*A father's love for his son...*
**[20:50] ---**
* That is the earnestness that allows him to*
* bow his head and offer sincere thanks.*
**[20:55] ---**
*And to be able to accept that so graciously...*
**[20:58] ---**
*What a wonderful wife!*
***SIGN*** Really New Material
**[21:09] ---**
* And now let's take a look at what's*
* coming next for our newlywed couple.*
**[21:14] ---**
* What cute sights do Tsukasa-san*
* and Nasa-kun have in store for us?*
**[21:18] ---**
*I'm looking forward to it!*
***SIGN*** There's more of Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-san's
***SIGN*** heart-throbbing excitement to come!
**[21:39] ---**
* We'll wrap things up with Nasa-kun's*
* proposal to Tsukasa-san.*
**[21:44] ---**
* Here's hoping for a bright*
* future for our young couple,*
**[21:48] ---**
*and for the audience of* TONIKAWA*!*
**[21:50] ---**
*Until we meet again!*
**[21:53] Tsukasa**
This place is really beautiful...
**[21:56] Tsukasa**
So I wanted you to see it!
**[22:02] Nasa**
*I see...*
**[22:04] Nasa**
*That's the whole point.*
**[22:08] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan.
**[22:11] Nasa**
From now on, when anything
good happens to me,
**[22:14] ---**
you'll be the first to hear about it.
**[22:17] Nasa**
And if anything sad happens to you,
**[22:20] ---**
I'll share in that sadness.
**[22:23] Nasa**
We'll share with each other,
**[22:25] Nasa**
and support each other...
**[22:28] Nasa**
That's the kind of couple I want us to be.
**[22:33] Nasa**
I swear, I won't ever make
you regret choosing me.
**[22:40] Tsukasa**
This sounds like a proposal.
**[22:43] Nasa**
It is one.
**[22:45] Nasa**
I love you.
**[23:30] Nasa**
In sickness and in health...
**[23:34] Tsukasa**
I swear to love and support you.
**[23:38] Nasa**
Because we're...
**[23:39] Tsukasa**
From here on, always...
**[23:41] Both**
...going to be married.
# E13 - SNS
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDWQK5/sns)
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**[00:05] ---**
* One night, when the moon was*
* shining bright, a girl saved my life.*
**[00:10] ---**
* She was so cute, and one day we would share*
* a future together as husband and wife.*
**[00:15] ---**
* Living together under the same roof,*
* our newlywed life would begin.*
**[00:20] ---**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting,*
**[00:23] ---**
* and ended up together, with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 13
**[02:00] Nasa**
Here.
**[02:04] Nasa**
Your smartphone showed up, Tsukasa-chan.
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
This is incredible, darling!
**[02:17] Tsukasa**
It's like the dawn of a new era!
**[02:19] Tsukasa**
I can finally be one of those
insta-girls who are just so grammable!
**[02:22] Nasa**
*I didn't know she was into that stuff.*
**[02:24] Tsukasa**
Could you set it up for me right now?
**[02:28] Tsukasa**
Because I have no idea how
stuff like this works!
**[02:34] Nasa**
Sure thing.
**[02:36] Nasa**
Here you go. It's all set up.
**[02:39] Tsukasa**
Thanks.
**[02:40] Tsukasa**
So... how do I take a picture with this thing?
**[02:43] Nasa**
First you need to open the
camera app, and then...
**[02:48] Tsukasa**
Okay, that's going to be my wallpaper.
**[02:50] Nasa**
You're using my picture for the wallpaper?!
**[02:53] Tsukasa**
Yep.
**[02:53] Tsukasa**
It came out really cute.
**[02:55] Nasa**
What?! Come on, that's kinda embarrassing!
**[02:59] Tsukasa**
Oh, we should trade
contact information, too.
**[03:01] Nasa**
Huh? Contact info?
***SIGN*** Address Book
***SIGN*** Yuzaki Tsukasa
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** Father
***SIGN*** Mother
***SIGN*** Grandfather
**[03:04] Nasa**
Oh, for your address book.
**[03:06] Tsukasa**
Yeah. Because, you know...
**[03:09] Tsukasa**
I want yours to be the first entry in it.
**[03:16] Nasa**
I-I see! Okay, Let me get your contact info, too.
***SIGN*** Notes
***SIGN*** Phone Number
***SIGN*** Ring Tone
***SIGN*** E-mail Address
***SIGN*** Cosmos
**[03:22] Tsukasa**
Wow, you can put a lot of
info in the address book.
***SIGN*** Mom
**[03:26] Nasa**
I guess so.
***SIGN*** Contacts
**[03:27] Nasa**
Besides the phone number and address,
there's social media details, and...
***SIGN*** Add name and relationship
***SIGN*** Spouse > Yuzaki Tsukasa
**[03:44] Nasa**
You can only have one person listed
under that heading, after all.
***SIGN*** Spouse > Yuzaki Nasa
**[03:58] Tsukasa**
I've obtained the smartphone skill Line!
**[04:02] ---**
Huh?
**[04:04] Kaname**
Oh, you mean you've got a
phone and can use Line now?
**[04:09] Tsukasa**
Exactly!
**[04:11] Tsukasa**
This is nothing like the Sengoku period,
when we used smoke signals and drums!
**[04:16] Tsukasa**
I bet old Nobunaga would've actually
taken over Japan if he had one of these.
**[04:17] Nobunaga**
Hello?
**[04:20] Kaname**
That's a heck of a comparison to make!
**[04:22] Kaname**
In that case, do you want
to trade Line contact info?
**[04:29] Kaname**
She can seriously be so
cute at times like this...
**[04:33] Tsukasa**
So how does this work?
**[04:36] Kaname**
First, you generate a QR code.
**[04:40] Kaname**
Okay, that ought to do it.
***SIGN*** Arisugawa Kaname
**[04:45] Tsukasa**
What exactly is this icon and profile pic?
**[04:47] Kaname**
It's my favorite sexy radish!
**[04:49] Kaname**
Cute, right?
**[04:51] Tsukasa**
I'm not sure about that part, but it's
interesting how it conveys your personality.
**[04:55] Kaname**
Sure is!
**[04:56] Kaname**
And Senpai's is some old dude
I've never heard of before.
***SIGN*** Yuzaki Nasa
**[05:00] Tsukasa**
That's John von Neumann.
He invented the modern computer—
**[05:04] Aya**
What're you up to?
**[05:06] Tsukasa**
Oh, I have a smartphone now, so...
**[05:09] Kaname**
We were trading Line contacts.
**[05:11] Aya**
Oh, swap contacts with me, too!
**[05:14] Tsukasa**
Sure, gladly.
***SIGN*** Arisugawa Aya
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
**[05:23] Tsukasa**
These really do get people's
personalities across...
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
**[05:25] Kaname**
It makes it really obvious what
they're into at the moment.
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
**[05:28] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
**[05:35] Nasa**
What? You want me to come
to the office for a day?
**[05:40] Nasa**
Well, okay, I understand.
**[05:43] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[05:44] Nasa**
My old job asked me to come
in and help out for a day.
**[05:47] Tsukasa**
You mean the really difficult place where
you worked before you married me?
**[05:52] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[05:53] ---**
I had a senpai there
who helped me out a lot
**[05:56] Nasa**
and insisted on me coming in.
**[05:59] Nasa**
We used to go to the movies a lot, too.
**[06:04] Tsukasa**
This was a guy, right?
**[06:06] Nasa**
Yeah. He knew a lot about
manga and anime, too.
**[06:09] Nasa**
He taught me a lot.
**[06:12] Nasa**
He would talk about that stuff
all day while we were working.
**[06:15] Nasa**
And it was a topic he would
only bring up with me.
**[06:19] Nasa**
I was kind of depressed at the time,
**[06:21] ---**
so I appreciated the company.
***SIGN*** Bask...
**[06:25] Tsukasa**
Are you sure that wasn't because you were the
only one who paid him any attention, darling?
**[06:29] Nasa**
What?! That can't be the case! I... think...
**[06:34] Nasa**
Anyway, I'm probably going
to be staying the night,
**[06:38] ---**
but I'll let you know once
I find out when I can leave.
**[06:40] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[06:42] ---**
I understand.
**[06:43] Nasa**
Good luck helping at the
bathhouse, Tsukasa-chan.
**[06:46] Nasa**
I'm heading out.
**[06:48] Tsukasa**
Have a safe trip.
**[06:55] ---**
Huh...
**[06:56] Kaname**
So that means Senpai won't
be coming back today?
**[07:00] Tsukasa**
Right.
**[07:01] Tsukasa**
Well, he said he'd try to get
home as soon as possible,
**[07:04] Tsukasa**
but even then, it might not be until morning.
**[07:09] Kaname**
You miss him?
**[07:11] Tsukasa**
H-How could I possibly miss him when
he's only going to be gone for one day?!
**[07:18] Kaname**
Well, you've got a phone now,
**[07:20] ---**
so if you miss him, you could
always send him a sticker!
**[07:24] Tsukasa**
A sticker?
**[07:25] Tsukasa**
B-Being married means being
linked at the heart!
**[07:28] ---**
A little separation isn't going
to make me that anxious!
**[07:38] [SONG] Sign**
Bored...
***SIGN*** Test.
Well?
Did it come through?
It did!
That's great~
Everything's in working order, then!
**[07:48] Tsukasa**
*For some reason...*
**[07:50] Tsukasa**
*I'm super lonely!*
**[07:52] Tsukasa**
* No, wait, that can't be. Even if*
* he's going to be gone all day,*
**[07:56] Tsukasa**
*it hasn't even been an hour yet!*
***SIGN*** L
o
n
e
l
i
n
e
s
s
**[08:02] Tsukasa**
*What kind of sticker am I about to send?!*
***SIGN*** L
o
n
e
l
i
n
e
s
s
***SIGN*** can be
lethal...
**[08:05] Tsukasa**
* Something like this can't be*
* anything more than a nuisance!*
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
*Nasa-kun is working hard right now.*
**[08:14] ---**
* If I send him a sticker like this,*
* it'll just distract him...*
**[08:20] Tsukasa**
*Right?*
***SIGN*** Good luck with work
**[08:24] Tsukasa**
*This shouldn't be a nuisance, right?*
**[08:30] [SONG] Sign**
Hmmmmm
**[08:33] Tsukasa**
* No, I shouldn't pester him.*
* It'll just get in the way.*
**[08:39] Aya**
Nasa-kun's not around today?
**[08:41] Tsukasa**
No. Although I have to ask,
**[08:44] ---**
why exactly are you here
in the middle of the day?
**[08:47] Aya**
It has to be lonely being separated
when you're newlyweds!
**[08:51] Tsukasa**
Did you hear what I asked?
**[08:52] Aya**
But I bet Nasa-kun is lonely too,
**[08:55] ---**
so you'll probably get a
bunch of stickers from him.
**[09:00] Tsukasa**
No...
**[09:01] Tsukasa**
Not a single one.
**[09:03] Aya**
Huh?! R-Really?!
**[09:06] Aya**
Well, he's probably busy with work,
**[09:08] ---**
or working in an underground
forced labor camp with no signal...
**[09:10] Aya**
It has to be something like that!
**[09:12] ---**
Not that I know, but it
sure sounds like trouble!
**[09:15] Tsukasa**
You're right, he probably is just busy.
**[09:23] Aya**
W-Well, I have the new RE to play.
**[09:27] Tsukasa**
Yeah... Good luck.
**[09:30] Tsukasa**
Wait, no! Go to school!
**[09:33] Tsukasa**
Honestly...
**[09:35] Tsukasa**
* But she's right. He hasn't*
* contacted me at all.*
**[09:40] Tsukasa**
* Could it be that he doesn't*
* really miss me that much?!*
**[09:43] Tsukasa**
* No, hang on, this is Nasa-kun we're*
* talking about. There's no way.*
**[09:47] Tsukasa**
* He's probably just really busy,*
* or isn't allowed to use his phone.*
**[09:51] Tsukasa**
* I hear that's the case in*
* a lot of workplaces now—*
**[09:53] Customer**
Excuse me.
**[09:55] Nasa**
Hello, welcome!
**[09:57] Customer**
I hate to trouble you,
**[09:59] ---**
but do you folks have towels that we can use?
**[10:02] Tsukasa**
Sure, if you could just bring the ticket
that you get from the vending machine...
**[10:04] Tsukasa**
* He said he'd let me know*
* when he's almost done,*
**[10:07] Tsukasa**
*so I need to focus on work until then, too!*
**[10:16] Tsukasa**
Things are so convenient nowadays.
**[10:18] ---**
You just need to play with your
phone to see pictures and video.
**[10:35] Tsukasa**
*It's already 7:00, and no word from Darling.*
**[10:42] Tsukasa**
*Did he really forget about me?*
**[10:48] Tsukasa**
*Oh, shoot! I'm actually making myself sad!*
**[10:53] Tsukasa**
*How stupid can I be?!*
**[10:54] ---**
* Getting worked up into a*
* depression all on my own...*
**[10:58] Tsukasa**
*But...*
**[10:59] ---**
*But...*
***SIGN*** Sorry, I can't use my phone at work...
***SIGN*** I really miss you, Tsukasa-chan...
***SIGN*** Sorry, I can't use my phone at work...
***SIGN*** I miss you, too.
**[11:14] Tsukasa**
*We might be separated,*
**[11:16] ---**
*but we're still in each other's hearts.*
***SIGN*** I don't think I'll be heading
home until morning though (sweat)
**[11:23] Tsukasa**
*So... it's fine.*
**[11:26] Tsukasa**
*I'm not lonely... I'm not!*
***SIGN*** I don't think I'm heading home until after
dawn so go ahead and get some sleep
**[11:40] Tsukasa**
My first night alone...
**[11:42] Tsukasa**
Well, there's bound to be a few
of those over a long married life.
**[11:46] Tsukasa**
* I should be proud of Darling*
* for focusing on his work.*
**[11:50] Tsukasa**
* Instead of complaining about how*
* lonely I am, I should just go to bed.*
**[11:59] Tsukasa**
* Seriously, that wasn't*
* because I'm feeling lonely!*
**[12:03] Tsukasa**
It was just...
**[12:04] Tsukasa**
Just in case he comes back tonight!
**[12:09] Tsukasa**
He could still end up finishing
early in the morning.
**[12:12] Tsukasa**
And if the futon isn't out,
**[12:14] ---**
he'll have to get it out himself,
despite being exhausted!
**[12:18] Tsukasa**
That'd just be pitiful!
**[12:20] Tsukasa**
I'd feel terrible for him!
**[12:22] Tsukasa**
So this is not a problem!
**[12:24] Tsukasa**
He can rest easy!
**[12:26] Tsukasa**
And that being the case,
**[12:28] Tsukasa**
goodnight!
**[12:35] Tsukasa**
*Things have been so lively lately...*
**[12:40] Tsukasa**
*So it seems... extra quiet.*
**[12:50] Nasa**
Finally managed to finish...
**[12:52] Nasa**
I didn't expect it to take
until four in the morning.
**[12:55] Nasa**
Then again, it's always been
like that over there.
**[12:58] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan has to be in bed by now.
**[13:01] Nasa**
I feel like I'm ready to collapse...
**[13:03] ---**
I bet the second I lie down, I'll be out cold.
**[13:11] Nasa**
*Better be careful so I don't wake her up.*
**[13:16] Tsukasa**
Welcome home.
**[13:17] Nasa**
Huh?
**[13:19] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you're still awake?
**[13:21] Tsukasa**
I couldn't sleep for some reason.
**[13:23] Nasa**
I see. Sorry about that.
**[13:26] Tsukasa**
It's okay.
**[13:29] Tsukasa**
You worked really hard!
**[13:34] Tsukasa**
So what now? Do you want something to drink?
**[13:37] Nasa**
Nah, I'm seriously tired...
I'm going straight to bed.
**[13:42] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[13:43] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[13:44] Nasa**
You put my futon out! Thank you.
**[13:47] Tsukasa**
U-Uh, yeah, it was nothing!
**[14:00] Tsukasa**
Well... goodnight.
**[14:04] Nasa**
Uh... yeah.
**[14:06] Nasa**
* That might be the first time Tsukasa-chan's*
* taken the initiative for a kiss!*
***SIGN*** ba-bump ba-bump
**[14:11] Tsukasa**
*What's going on?*
***SIGN*** ba-bump ba-bump
**[14:13] ---**
*Maybe I'm imagining it,*
**[14:15] ---**
* but she seems a little*
* more aggressive tonight...*
**[14:17] Tsukasa**
Say, darling?
**[14:19] Tsukasa**
Is it okay if I visit your futon today?
**[14:25] Nasa**
S-Sure. B-By all means.
**[14:29] Tsukasa**
E-Excuse me, then.
**[14:35] Nasa**
*S-Seriously, what's going on?*
**[14:38] Nasa**
* My normally cool wife seems to be*
* wanting a lot of attention today!*
**[14:44] Nasa**
*Could it be that she missed me that much?*
**[14:52] Nasa**
*But it was only a day! And yet...*
**[14:55] Nasa**
* Could she really have a*
* hidden side this cute?!*
**[14:58] Tsukasa**
You still haven't given me
a goodnight kiss, Nasa-kun.
**[15:03] Nasa**
Huh? You want me to kiss you?
**[15:07] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[15:09] Tsukasa**
Because we were apart all day.
**[15:13] Tsukasa**
So I want... a little more attention.
**[15:16] Nasa**
*That was powerful!*
**[15:19] Nasa**
Me, too!
**[15:21] Nasa**
I really missed you, Tsukasa-chan.
**[15:26] Tsukasa**
H-How much?
**[15:28] Nasa**
This much.
**[15:42] Nasa**
*It's four in the morning.*
**[15:45] Nasa**
* The Arisugawa family is*
* bound to be sound asleep.*
**[15:50] Nasa**
*This might just be...*
**[15:53] Nasa**
*my big chance!*
**[15:55] Nasa**
* We're married, after all...*
* It's p-perfectly natural.*
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[16:03] Tsukasa**
Could you... Could you hold me tight?
**[16:08] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you are so cute.
**[16:23] Tsukasa**
I love you.
**[16:32] Tsukasa**
* I was so lonely last night,*
* I got into a really weird mood...*
**[16:36] Tsukasa**
* And I said a bunch of extremely*
* embarrassing stuff!*
**[16:39] Tsukasa**
But we're married, so when we're alone,
**[16:42] ---**
it doesn't matter what kind of
embarrassing stuff we say.
**[16:45] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Could you hold me tight?
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
* I-I don't care how lonely I was!*
* What the hell was I thinking?!*
**[16:54] Tsukasa**
* Now I won't know how to*
* face him when he wakes up!*
**[16:59] Tsukasa**
* And if Kaname and the others*
* heard us talking like that...*
**[17:04] Kaname**
Did you have fun last night?
**[17:06] Tsukasa**
Wh-What are you talking about?!
**[17:08] Kaname**
That's just my way of saying hello.
**[17:10] Tsukasa**
Could you make your morning
greeting a little less tawdry?!
**[17:13] Kaname**
Come on, even if you wanted to have fun,
**[17:16] ---**
Senpai probably isn't back yet, right?
**[17:18] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun actually came
back early in the morning.
**[17:21] Kaname**
Wait, did you guys really
have fun while I was asleep?!
**[17:28] Tsukasa**
Of course not!
**[17:30] Kaname**
Did the thought of Aya-nee overhearing you
**[17:32] ---**
during her late-night gaming
sessions make it even hotter?!
**[17:35] Tsukasa**
Seriously, stop it!
**[17:38] Tsukasa**
Th-There was nothing strange going on!
**[17:41] Tsukasa**
Besides, we're married,
**[17:44] Tsukasa**
so certain things other people might be
jealous of are important to our relationship.
**[17:49] Kaname**
Yeah, I don't really need
the societal justification.
**[17:54] ---**
Huh?
**[17:55] Kaname**
I just wanna catch a glimpse
of that strange action!
**[18:00] Tsukasa**
It's not a show!
**[18:01] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[18:04] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[18:05] Nasa**
There you are.
**[18:08] Nasa**
Um.... Good morning.
**[18:14] Tsukasa**
Yeah... Good morning.
**[18:20] Kaname**
Y-You really did have fun last night.
**[18:23] Tsukasa**
N-Not the way you're thinking!
**[18:23] Nasa**
What? What're you talking about?
**[18:25] Tsukasa**
Seriously!
**[18:26] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, what did you tell her?
**[18:32] Charlotte**
Good morning! Time to wake up, Chitose-chan!
**[18:39] Charlotte**
Oh, my! What an alluring sleeping figure!
**[18:47] Charlotte**
It's morning, Chitose-chan.
**[18:50] Chitose**
Is that any reason to
invade my personal space?!
**[18:53] Charlotte**
It didn't seem like you were
going to wake up otherwise!
**[18:56] Charlotte**
So...
**[18:58] Chitose**
I'll get up, so get off me!
**[19:06] Charlotte**
Okay, I'll help you get changed, then!
**[19:10] Chitose**
Hey, dummy, watch the hands!
**[19:12] Charlotte**
I'm just helping you get undressed!
**[19:14] Chitose**
Who needs help with that?!
**[19:15] Charlotte**
It's fine!
**[19:17] Aurora**
*I don't believe this is sexual harassment.*
**[19:19] Aurora**
*This maid is just absent-mindedly suggestive.*
**[19:26] Charlotte**
By the way, I overheard something.
**[19:29] Charlotte**
Apparently Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan
had a lot of fun last night!
**[19:35] Chitose**
What is that supposed to mean?!
**[19:38] Charlotte**
Well, earlier...
**[19:39] Charlotte**
When I was at the bathhouse this morning,
**[19:42] ---**
I overheard them talking about it.
**[19:44] Chitose**
Do you go there every morning or something?!
**[19:47] Chitose**
W-Well, what's wrong with that?
**[19:50] Chitose**
Th-They *are* married!
**[19:52] ---**
Even if they did that sort of thing...
**[19:53] Charlotte**
What sort of thing, though?
**[19:56] Charlotte**
I wanna know what kind of
fun they were having, too!
**[20:01] Chitose**
Seriously, you're way too close!
**[20:04] Chitose**
I mean stuff like holding
hands or hugging in bed!
**[20:09] Charlotte**
You mean like what I do
with you, Chitose-chan?
**[20:11] Chitose**
What are you implying?!
**[20:13] Chitose**
It's...
**[20:16] Chitose**
a lot more intense than that!
**[20:21] Aurora**
Intense?!
**[20:23] Charlotte**
In other words, the two
of them really get along!
**[20:28] Aurora**
That's what it boils down to, yeah.
**[20:32] Charlotte**
That's a good thing!
**[20:35] Charlotte**
Just like me and you, Aurora.
We get along too, right?
**[20:39] Aurora**
Y-Yeah, I guess...
**[20:42] Charlotte**
Then do you wanna hold hands
when we go to sleep tonight?
**[20:50] Aurora**
W-Well, if you—
**[20:54] Charlotte**
Joking! I was just joking!
**[20:57] ---**
Goodnight!
**[21:03] Aurora**
What a temptress.
**[21:12] Nasa**
I-I have to get up early tomorrow,
so we should head to bed, huh?
**[21:17] Tsukasa**
G-Good idea.
**[21:20] Nasa**
If we look sleep-deprived again,
**[21:22] ---**
there's no telling what
Kaname-chan will say.
**[21:25] Tsukasa**
You're right.
***SIGN*** Unread messages below
***SIGN*** Have fun again tonight
**[21:33] Tsukasa**
L-Let's get to sleep, darling!
**[21:35] Nasa**
R-Right!
**[21:38] Nasa**
Goodnight, Tsukasa-chan.
**[21:44] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[21:47] Nasa**
What about my goodnight kiss?
**[21:50] Tsukasa**
B-But if we do that...
**[21:56] Tsukasa**
Well... uh...
**[22:01] Tsukasa**
Um....
**[22:06] Tsukasa**
Fine.
***SIGN*** Have fun again tonight
***SIGN*** Having fun
# Season 2
# E0 - TONIKAWA: Over The Moon For You ~Uniform~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXK8G9/tonikawa-over-the-moon-for-you-uniform)
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**[00:16] Tsukasa**
Good morning.
**[00:22] Nasa**
* I don't think I'll ever get used*
* to starting the day like this...*
**[00:27] Nasa**
*One night, when the moon was shining bright,*
**[00:30] Nasa**
*a certain girl saved my life.*
**[00:32] Nasa**
* This really cute girl ended up being the wife*
* I would promise to spend the future with.*
**[00:38] Nasa**
* Now, living under the same roof,*
* our newlywed life has begun.*
**[00:42] Nasa**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting,*
**[00:46] ---**
* and ended up together with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** ~ Uniform ~
**[01:03] Tsukasa**
Darling, what are you doing?
**[01:06] Nasa**
Some tables I was asked to put together.
**[01:08] Nasa**
This job involves building a database.
**[01:10] Tsukasa**
So, you're programming right now?
**[01:13] Nasa**
Yep, I sure am.
**[01:14] Tsukasa**
And me playing a video game right
next to you doesn't distract you?
**[01:19] Nasa**
Not really.
**[01:20] Nasa**
It's no bother at all.
**[01:22] Tsukasa**
*That's impressive.*
**[01:24] Tsukasa**
*I'd be way too curious to be able to focus.*
**[01:28] Tsukasa**
*I wonder...*
**[01:31] Tsukasa**
*Just how much focus does my darling have?*
***SIGN*** Traveling Q
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**[01:36] MC**
*This time on* Traveling Q*...*
***SIGN*** Finding the Quiz Champion at the Ends of the Earth!!
**[01:38] MC**
*It's a global mental gymnastics special!*
**[01:43] Taki**
* We're glad to have you*
* with us again this week!*
**[01:45] Taki**
*I'm your host, Taki-chan!*
***SIGN*** Natsuki Taki
***SIGN*** Q-kun
**[01:49] Taki**
* I hope you're ready to run*
* some Qs through your head!*
**[01:50] Tsukasa**
Look, darling!
**[01:52] ---**
It's the girl we met at the service area!
**[01:54] Nasa**
Oh, I remember her!
**[01:56] Tsukasa**
Are you any good at quiz
shows like this, darling?
**[01:59] Nasa**
I don't think so, not really.
**[02:01] Nasa**
My knowledge tends to be
tailored toward passing exams.
**[02:04] Tsukasa**
*He says that,*
**[02:06] Tsukasa**
* but at the same time, his hands*
* haven't stopped for a second.*
**[02:09] Tsukasa**
*He's not just...*
**[02:11] Tsukasa**
*slapping a bunch of keys at random, is he?*
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
Well, there are figs in the fridge.
**[02:17] ---**
Why don't we put them on the line in a bet?
**[02:18] Nasa**
Aw, I dunno about that...
**[02:21] Taki**
*And here's our first question!*
**[02:23] Sign**
Question 1
**[02:25] MC**
*Here we have Ruka-chan and her mom.*
***SIGN*** Ruka-chan
***SIGN*** Mom
**[02:28] MC**
*Ruka-chan's mom is 4 times Ruka's own age.*
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Age x 4
***SIGN*** Age + 4
**[02:31] MC**
* After four years, Mom will*
* be 3 times Ruka-chan's age.*
***SIGN*** Age x 3
**[02:36] Taki**
* So, how old are Ruka-chan*
* and her mom right now?*
***SIGN*** What ages are Ruka-chan and her mom?
**[02:41] Ruka**
*That's a hard one.*
**[02:44] Ruka**
*My mom is 43 years old, but...*
**[02:47] Taki**
*That's not part of the quiz!*
**[02:49] Tsukasa**
W-Well, if her mom is 25,
then Ruka-chan would be...
**[02:55] Nasa**
Ruka-chan is eight, and her mom is 32.
**[02:58] Tsukasa**
Huh?
**[02:59] Nasa**
That's the answer.
**[03:01] Nasa**
If we suppose the mom is somewhere
between 20 and 100 years old,
**[03:06] Nasa**
there are 21 patterns where
she's four times her daughter's age.
**[03:09] Nasa**
If you then add 4, and look
for a quotient of 3,
**[03:14] Nasa**
the only choice is the pair of 12 and 36,
**[03:16] Nasa**
which means that right now,
they're eight and 32 years old.
**[03:20] Nasa**
I kind of brute forced the answer, though.
**[03:23] Nasa**
There's probably a better
way to figure it out.
**[03:25] Nasa**
Simultaneous equations would
probably be the cleanest.
***SIGN*** How long do turtles live?
***SIGN*** Suirenji Ruka
**[03:30] Tsukasa**
Darling, is math your specialty?
**[03:32] Nasa**
Nah. I just practiced until
I got the hang of it.
**[03:36] Taki**
*The answer is eight and 32 years old!*
**[03:39] Nasa**
Oh, great! I got it.
**[03:41] Tsukasa**
*O-Okay, I see...*
**[03:43] Tsukasa**
*I guess this isn't enough to distract him.*
**[03:48] Tsukasa**
* Not that I have any good reason*
* to distract him, mind you.*
**[03:52] Aya**
Okay, I'm caught up on the situation!
**[03:55] Aya**
Mankind will go extinct!
**[03:57] Aya**
...extinct!
**[03:57] Aya**
...extinct!
**[03:58] Nasa**
Aya-san?!
**[03:58] Tsukasa**
Aya?!
**[03:59] Aya**
Your little quiz game
with figs on the line...
**[04:01] Aya**
I'm joining the fray!
**[04:03] Nasa**
How do you know about that
if you just got here?!
**[04:06] Charl**
I see!
**[04:07] Charl**
Well, I happen to like figs, too.
**[04:10] Charl**
So count me in!
**[04:11] Tsukasa**
Charlotte?
**[04:13] Tsukasa**
And you're here on your own?
**[04:15] Charl**
Yep!
**[04:16] Charl**
Chitose-chan told me to check in on you.
**[04:18] Charl**
I also brought somen noodles as a gift.
**[04:21] Tsukasa**
Thank you...
**[04:22] Taki**
*And now for question two!*
**[04:23] Sign**
Question 2
**[04:25] Taki**
*This next one's a bit harder!*
***SIGN*** 21 Chocolate Bars
**[04:28] MC**
*Here we have 21 chocolate bars!*
**[04:30] MC**
* With two people taking turns picking*
* them up, in groups of one to four...*
**[04:34] MC**
* The person to grab the*
* last one is the winner!*
**[04:35] MC**
*Grab the Last One to Win*
**[04:35] MC**
*Grab the Last One to Win*
**[04:36] Taki**
*And so, how do you win?*
***SIGN*** What's the trick to winning?!
**[04:39] Taki**
* What's the secret trick to ensure*
* you get the last chocolate?!*
**[04:42] Aya**
Uh, wait a second...
**[04:44] Charlotte**
I'm not even sure what they're asking.
**[04:46] Tsukasa**
You can make sure you win? How would you...
**[04:49] Nasa**
You have to go first, and choose just one.
**[04:52] Both**
Huh?
**[04:53] Nasa**
Well, to get the 21st chocolate,
**[04:56] Nasa**
you need to make sure the other person
lands within the range of 17-20,
**[05:00] Nasa**
which means you need to get the 16th one.
**[05:02] Nasa**
To make sure you get the
16th one, you'll want the 11th.
**[05:05] Nasa**
To get the 11th, you'll want the 6th.
**[05:07] Nasa**
If you follow that logic all the way back,
you realize you need the first bar.
**[05:11] Nasa**
That question was easier, to be honest.
**[05:15] Aya**
Tsukacchan, this is bad!
**[05:16] Aya**
There's no way we'll win this unless
we can distract Nasa-kun!
**[05:20] Tsukasa**
Maybe so, but...
**[05:21] Charl**
In that case, I have a great idea!
**[05:25] Charl**
Come with me!
**[05:26] Aya**
What is it?
**[05:27] Charl**
We're having a strategy meeting!
**[05:29] Aya**
R-Right!
**[05:32] Aya**
So, what's your great idea?
**[05:35] Charl**
What better way is there to distract a boy...
**[05:39] Charl**
than with a charming girl? Right?
**[05:43] Aya**
But he's already got an adorable wife.
**[05:46] Charl**
She needs to do more than just exist!
**[05:48] Charl**
It's time to really pour on the charm.
**[05:50] Charl**
Which is to say...
**[05:52] Charl**
She needs to put on my maid's uniform
**[05:54] Charl**
and seduce her darling!
**[05:57] Tsukasa**
What?! A maid's uniform?!
**[06:00] Charl**
Yep! There's not a guy on this planet
who doesn't love maid uniforms.
**[06:04] Charl**
So, if she puts mine on...
**[06:07] Aya**
Nasa-kun will be so distracted,
he'll make a mistake!
**[06:10] Tsukasa**
Wait, but even if—
**[06:12] Aya**
No ifs, ands, or buts!
**[06:15] Aya**
It's...
**[06:17] Aya**
It's for the sake of the figs!
**[06:20] Aya**
So, please!
**[06:21] Aya**
Become a maid!
**[06:26] Tsukasa**
O-Okay...
**[06:30] Aya**
Nasa-kun!
**[06:32] Charl**
Here we go!
**[06:33] Aya**
Let's see how you handle this!
**[06:44] Nasa**
Why's she dressed like that?!
**[06:45] Aya**
This is your chance, Tsukacchan!
**[06:46] Aya**
Finish him off with the thing!
**[06:48] Tsukasa**
D-Do I seriously have to say it?
**[06:50] Aya**
Of course you do!
**[06:51] Charl**
This ends here! Go, go!
**[07:01] Tsukasa**
A-Are you prepared to lose... m-master?
**[07:10] Charl**
There it is!
**[07:11] MC**
* Now, how many prime numbers*
* are there between 1 and 10?*
**[07:15] Nasa**
Four of them.
**[07:16] Taki**
That's correct!
***SIGN*** Congratulations, Winner
***SIGN*** About 4?
**[07:18] Taki**
*Ruka-chan is our winner!*
**[07:21] Aya**
Why was he able to answer?!
**[07:23] Charl**
No fair!
**[07:24] Aya**
Why, why, why, why?!
**[07:26] Aya**
And why weren't you affected by
seeing her like this, Nasa-kun?!
**[07:31] Nasa**
Well... I was.
**[07:34] Nasa**
It's so cute... I thought I might die.
**[07:39] Tsukasa**
Thanks...
**[07:41] Tsukasa**
You wanna... eat those figs?
**[07:43] Nasa**
Let's all share them.
**[07:50] Nasa**
*Tsukasa-chan dressed like a maid...*
**[07:57] Nasa**
*That was super awesome!*
**[07:59] Nasa**
I think I get it. No wonder
maid cafés are so popular.
**[08:03] Nasa**
I mean, you get served by girls
in that kind of outfit, right?
**[08:06] Nasa**
I can see the appeal...
**[08:08] Nasa**
It's not even a little risque,
but so powerful...
**[08:11] Nasa**
It's totally crazy!
**[08:13] Nasa**
It'd be enough to put the perfect
superman down for the count!
**[08:17] Nasa**
I wonder if she'd wear it again!
**[08:20] Nasa**
No, calm down. That's asking too much.
**[08:23] Nasa**
It might have been cute, but I can't just
ask her to wear a maid uniform again.
**[08:30] Nasa**
But that maid uniform was really cute.
**[08:35] Tsukasa**
* I didn't realize he was*
* into that kind of thing.*
**[08:38] Tsukasa**
*But would he be glad if I wore it again?*
**[08:44] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[08:46] Nasa**
Y-Yes? Wh-What is it, Tsukasa-chan?
**[08:50] Tsukasa**
Do you want me to wear the uniform again?
**[08:53] Nasa**
Th-That's not it!
**[08:55] Nasa**
It's more like, it looks really great, or I
want to see you looking cute again, or sorta...
**[08:57] Tsukasa**
Ch-Charlotte...
**[08:59] Tsukasa**
Sh-She said there were extras, and left it behind.
**[09:04] Tsukasa**
See?
**[09:07] Nasa**
I see.
**[09:09] Tsukasa**
Do you want me to put it on again?
**[09:14] Nasa**
Uh... well...
**[09:16] Nasa**
Of course!
**[09:26] Tsukasa**
Some other time!
**[09:28] Tsukasa**
You're kind of scaring me!
**[09:29] Nasa**
I'm not scary!
**[09:29] Tsukasa**
It'll just have to wait!
**[09:31] Nasa**
You'll never find a more mild-mannered guy!
**[09:33] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?!
**[09:37] Kaname**
What kinda cosplay are you into, Senpai?
**[09:40] Nasa**
Wh-Wh-Where did that come from?!
**[09:42] Kaname**
It's actually a big issue.
**[09:44] Kaname**
You're gonna need to know what cosplay
your wife can wear to get you going,
**[09:49] Kaname**
for when the time comes.
**[09:51] Nasa**
Whoa, whoa, what "time" are we talking about?!
**[09:53] Kaname**
Obviously, for when things
start to cool off at night.
**[09:56] Nasa**
Believe me, it's still plenty thrilling!
**[09:59] Kaname**
Really, the fact that anyone still turns
bright red at the sight of a maid uniform...
**[10:03] Kaname**
You're a cheap date, aren't you?
**[10:05] Nasa**
Did Aya-san tell you about yesterday?
**[10:08] Aya**
Of course!
**[10:09] Aya**
Your newlywed life is a communal
treasure in this household!
**[10:12] Aya**
I have an obligation to report the facts!
**[10:16] Nasa**
Do you have to share every
little thing without asking?!
**[10:19] Kaname**
So, are maids, like, your number one choice?
**[10:25] Nasa**
Maid uniforms are nice and all, but...
**[10:27] Nasa**
If I had a favorite, it'd be...
a lab coat and glasses, maybe?
**[10:33] Aya**
Nasa-kun, you're so pervy!
**[10:35] Nasa**
I mean, you made it sound like
I had to pick something!
**[10:38] Tsukasa**
What's this about a lab coat and glasses?
**[10:40] Nasa**
Well, y'know, it's like the
glasses go with the lab coat,
**[10:43] Nasa**
and the lab coat goes with the glasses...
**[10:45] Nasa**
And that's where love comes from!
**[10:51] Kaname**
I guess cosplay is fine and all,
**[10:53] Kaname**
but the two of you haven't done any normal
romantic stuff like people your age do, right?
**[10:59] Nasa**
Huh?
**[11:00] Tsukasa**
* She's right. I've never gone out with*
* a girl before now, or even liked one.*
**[11:06] Tsukasa**
*Is this how a relationship is supposed to be?*
**[11:10] Tsukasa**
*In terms of age, we're high school students.*
**[11:13] Tsukasa**
* So shouldn't there be romantic events*
* that people our age encounter?*
**[11:17] Tsukasa**
What exactly is normal romance
for high schoolers, anyway?!
**[11:20] Kaname**
Isn't it obvious?
**[11:22] Kaname**
Dates in your school uniforms.
**[11:24] Nasa**
Huh?
**[11:25] Aya**
Exactly!
**[11:26] Aya**
Going on dates in school uniforms has
become a global movement at this point!
**[11:29] Aya**
The term "seifuku date" has been
adopted all over the world!
**[11:34] Nasa**
Is it seriously that big of a deal now?!
**[11:37] Kaname**
I can't blame you for not knowing.
**[11:38] Kaname**
Math nerds like you usually don't
know squat about the world at large.
***SIGN*** ° This is her personal opinion
**[11:42] Nasa**
I see... Well, we never went to
high school, so we don't have uniforms.
**[11:48] Aya**
No worries there!
**[11:50] Aya**
I happen to have uniforms
from all kinds of schools!
**[11:53] Nasa**
Why do you have so many?!
**[11:55] Aya**
It's totally normal.
**[11:57] Aya**
All Japanese high school students
have multiple uniforms!
***SIGN*** ° Actual numbers may vary
**[12:01] Kaname**
Uniform dates are hot in Germany right now,
**[12:04] ---**
and the girls over there have
eight or nine per person!
***SIGN*** ° Citation needed
**[12:06] Nasa**
Really?
**[12:08] Nasa**
But even if she had one...
**[12:10] Nasa**
Does Tsukasa-chan seem like she'd wear it?
**[12:13] Aya**
I getcha.
**[12:15] Kaname**
Still!
**[12:16] Kaname**
Are you really just gonna give up, Senpai?!
**[12:19] Kaname**
As a man...
**[12:21] Kaname**
No, as a husband!
**[12:23] Kaname**
Don't you want to see your wife
dressed like a schoolgirl?!
**[12:27] Kaname**
...girl?!
**[12:28] Kaname**
...girl?!
**[12:29] Nasa**
I do!
**[12:30] Kaname**
A version of her that
no one else has ever seen...
**[12:33] Kaname**
I'm talking about rarity!
**[12:35] Kaname**
SSS rarity, the kind that no amount
of gacha luck could ever bring you!
**[12:40] Kaname**
Can you die without ever
seeing it for yourself?!
**[12:44] Nasa**
I really want to. Please!
**[12:47] Aya**
Leave it to me, then!
**[12:49] Aya**
I swear, I'll get Tsukacchan
into a school uniform!
**[12:53] Aya**
...uniform!
**[12:54] Aya**
...uniform!
**[12:56] Aya**
Tsukacchan, do you have a sec?
**[12:58] Tsukasa**
Shouldn't you be in school?
**[13:00] Aya**
That doesn't matter right now!
**[13:02] Aya**
Don't you want to go on a date with
Nasa-kun while wearing a school uniform?
**[13:05] Tsukasa**
What are you talking about?
**[13:07] Aya**
Are you gonna do a school
uniform date or not?!
**[13:11] Tsukasa**
Well, no? I don't have a school uniform.
**[13:15] Aya**
I can lend you one!
**[13:16] Tsukasa**
No, that's okay.
**[13:17] Tsukasa**
Besides, wearing a uniform when
you're not actually a student...
**[13:20] Tsukasa**
That's kinda embarrassing.
**[13:22] Aya**
Oh, I see.
**[13:25] Aya**
Well, you are cute, Tsukacchan...
**[13:28] Aya**
But you probably wouldn't
look good in a uniform.
**[13:32] Aya**
You've got a point. I guess
that's all there is to it.
**[13:34] Tsukasa**
Now, hold on!
**[13:36] Tsukasa**
How can we know unless I try it on?!
***SIGN*** Competitive Streak Activated
**[13:40] Aya**
Aw, come on, it's *so* obvious!
**[13:43] Aya**
There's no way a cool beauty like you
would look good in a school uniform.
**[13:47] Tsukasa**
Okay, in that case...
**[13:50] Tsukasa**
Bring the uniform here!
**[13:52] Tsukasa**
I'll try it on!
**[13:55] Aya**
She says she'll try it.
**[13:56] Nasa**
How'd you manage that?!
**[14:01] Nasa**
Why are you two here?
**[14:02] Aya**
Aw, come on!
**[14:03] Kaname**
You can't just have her all to yourself.
**[14:06] Nasa**
Doesn't seem like the kind of
thing you show off, is all...
**[14:10] Kaname**
*I guess he's...*
**[14:11] Aya**
*...actually pretty particular about this stuff.*
**[14:14] Tsukasa**
I've finished changing.
**[14:15] Aya**
Come on in, then!
**[14:20] Nasa**
* School uniforms are really magical,*
* as far as clothing goes.*
**[14:25] Nasa**
* They manage to be cute in a way*
* that's impossible to argue against!*
**[14:28] Tsukasa**
Wh-What do you think?
**[14:29] Aya**
Wow!
**[14:30] Kaname**
You're super cute!
**[14:32] Aya**
Now, next up...
**[14:33] Kaname**
Hold this...
**[14:34] Kaname**
And say the line!
**[14:38] Tsukasa**
"I-I'm gonna be late!"
**[14:41] Aya**
So cute! You're so cute,
I think my heart's gonna stop!
**[14:44] Kaname**
Now, pretend like you ran into someone!
**[14:49] Tsukasa**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[14:50] Aya**
Now suddenly become
self-conscious about your skirt!
**[14:53] Aya**
"Eek!"
**[14:54] Aya**
"What do you think you're
looking at, you pervert?!"
**[14:57] Tsukasa**
How much more of this do I have to do?!
**[14:59] Kaname**
C'mon, it's fine!
**[15:01] Aya**
The more you do, the more
cuteness is on display!
**[15:04] Aya**
You think so too, don't you, Nasa-kun?
**[15:13] Nasa**
It's... really incredibly cute... yeah.
**[15:20] Tsukasa**
Thanks.
**[15:26] Aya**
Sorry, Tsukacchan.
**[15:28] Aya**
I wanted you to try the uniform on,
**[15:30] Aya**
so I lied about thinking you
wouldn't look good in it.
**[15:33] Tsukasa**
Wait, you did?
**[15:34] Aya**
And now that you've got it on, why not just
head straight for a date at a theme park?
**[15:39] Tsukasa**
I dunno...
**[15:40] Nasa**
That'd be a little...
**[15:42] Kaname**
What's there to be embarrassed
about after all this?
**[15:46] Aya**
That's right!
**[15:51] Nasa**
*If only we really could...*
**[16:03] Nasa**
But, man, Tsukasa-chan was really
cute in that school uniform.
**[16:08] Nasa**
* What is it about those*
* uniforms that's so exciting?*
**[16:12] Nasa**
*It's actually kind of incredible!*
**[16:14] Nasa**
* I wonder if she'd be*
* willing to wear it again...*
**[16:18] Tsukasa**
Darling, your internal
monologue is leaking again.
**[16:22] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?!
**[16:24] Tsukasa**
You said something similar the other day.
**[16:26] Nasa**
I'm sorry for all the weird requests!
**[16:28] Nasa**
I mean, it seems like I
keep making them lately...
**[16:28] Tsukasa**
It's nothing worth apologizing over...
**[16:30] Nasa**
That's no good! I really should know better!
**[16:33] Nasa**
I'm such a dummy!
**[16:33] Tsukasa**
Did I really look that good in the uniform?
**[16:36] Nasa**
O-Of course.
**[16:38] Nasa**
It was like... it hit
on an instinctual level.
**[16:41] Nasa**
Something about it really got me going.
**[16:45] Tsukasa**
I guess you have that side to you, too.
**[16:48] Nasa**
Huh?! Well, yeah...
**[16:52] Nasa**
Of course I do.
**[16:54] Nasa**
There's no point in lying, so...
**[16:56] Nasa**
The fact is, it got me going.
**[16:58] Tsukasa**
I-I see.
**[17:00] Tsukasa**
I have to admit, I'm impressed with how
manly you can be about stuff like this.
**[17:03] Nasa**
Right! Because I don't believe
in lying about my own feelings!
**[17:07] Tsukasa**
O-Okay. That's pretty
praiseworthy, to be honest.
**[17:10] Nasa**
Thank you very much!
**[17:14] Tsukasa**
In that case...
**[17:18] Tsukasa**
Sh-Should I try it on again?
**[17:21] Tsukasa**
...on again?
***SIGN*** Boom
**[17:22] Tsukasa**
...on again?
**[17:24] Nasa**
Will you?!
**[17:24] Tsukasa**
Yeah. If it'd make you that happy...
**[17:27] Nasa**
It would! Really happy! Super happy!
**[17:29] Nasa**
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy!
**[17:29] Tsukasa**
Okay... I'll go get changed.
**[17:42] Tsukasa**
I'm done changing.
**[17:44] Nasa**
Come right on in!
**[17:52] Tsukasa**
S-So, what do you think this time?
**[17:55] Nasa**
Um... well...
**[18:00] Nasa**
You're so cute, I'm speechless.
**[18:04] Tsukasa**
Th-Thanks.
**[18:07] Tsukasa**
Still, there's something really weird about
wearing a uniform when I don't go to school.
**[18:15] Tsukasa**
It feels like I'm doing something naughty.
**[18:21] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, can I touch you?
**[18:24] Tsukasa**
N-No, I think that might be a little too much...
**[18:34] Tsukasa**
Sir, this is a hands-off establishment.
**[18:39] Tsukasa**
But... if you want to take
my socks off, that'd be fine.
**[18:46] Nasa**
I-In that case...
**[18:59] Tsukasa**
I said no touching.
**[19:02] Nasa**
S-Sorry, but I just...
**[19:16] Tsukasa**
Okay, then, as punishment,
**[19:18] Tsukasa**
you have to take the other sock off.
**[19:22] Nasa**
O-Okay.
**[19:24] Nasa**
But first...
**[19:27] Nasa**
One more time.
**[19:30] Tsukasa**
Don't lick my leg...
**[19:38] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[19:41] Tsukasa**
How long are you going to be in bed?
**[19:50] Nasa**
Ts-Tsukasa-chan... That outfit...
**[19:54] Tsukasa**
You have work today, right?
**[19:56] Tsukasa**
You'd better hurry up and get ready...
**[19:59] Tsukasa**
Or you're gonna be *so* late!
**[20:03] Nasa**
You're right!
**[20:04] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[20:05] Nasa**
Yeah?
**[20:06] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[20:07] Nasa**
Huh?
**[20:08] Tsukasa**
Darling!
**[20:12] Tsukasa**
Good morning, darling.
**[20:16] Tsukasa**
You had a huge smile on your face.
**[20:19] Tsukasa**
Pleasant dreams, I take it?
**[20:20] Nasa**
Huh?! Uh, yeah!
**[20:22] Tsukasa**
Breakfast is ready.
**[20:24] Tsukasa**
You have work today, right?
**[20:29] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[20:31] Nasa**
Listen...
**[20:33] Nasa**
Next time, could you wake
me with the uniform on?
**[20:35] Tsukasa**
What?!
**[20:36] Tsukasa**
Why on earth would I do that?!
**[20:38] Nasa**
*That morning...*
**[20:39] Nasa**
Just once, please!
**[20:40] Nasa**
* I think something may have*
* awakened inside me.*
**[20:40] Tsukasa**
But why?!
**[20:42] Nasa**
I just want to see what it's like!
# E1 - All because of you
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKDJ9K/all-because-of-you)
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**[00:01] Nasa**
*On a white, snowy night,*
**[00:04] Nasa**
*my life was leaving me in a pool of red.*
**[00:08] Nasa**
Am I really going to die?
**[00:11] Tsukasa**
Probably.
**[00:12] Tsukasa**
You would've survived
if you hadn't chased me.
**[00:15] Tsukasa**
What a ridiculous waste of your life.
**[00:19] Nasa**
Still... I'm glad I went after you.
**[00:24] Nasa**
Because... I was able to marry you.
**[00:39] Nasa**
Uh... Is this...
**[00:44] Nasa**
another world?
**[00:45] Nasa**
Can't be.
**[00:51] Tsukasa**
Oh, good morning, darling.
**[00:53] Nasa**
G-Good morning, Tsukasa-chan!
**[00:58] Tsukasa**
What's wrong? You look shook.
**[01:01] Nasa**
Well, I was just surprised when
you popped up so suddenly.
**[01:07] Tsukasa**
Well, why don't we get to breakfast?
**[01:11] Nasa**
*We've been married for a while now, but...*
**[01:15] Nasa**
*I'm definitely not used to it yet.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
**[02:52] Nasa**
*My wife is extremely cute.*
**[02:58] Tsukasa**
I don't know how I feel
about that shark movie.
**[03:02] Nasa**
Really? I like the way it depicted
the family's relationship,
**[03:05] Nasa**
and the story was pretty easy to follow.
**[03:08] Tsukasa**
Oh, come on, darling!
**[03:09] Tsukasa**
I don't want familial love and ease
of comprehension from shark movies!
**[03:13] Tsukasa**
I want to wonder, "Wait,
sharks don't actually fly, right?"
**[03:18] Tsukasa**
Or, "Why would they waste budget
on a scene like this?!"
**[03:21] Tsukasa**
And, "What in the world am I watching?"
That's the good stuff!
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
Do you get me?
**[03:27] Nasa**
I-I see. That is enlightening.
**[03:31] Nasa**
* Every day is full of surprises*
* with Tsukasa-chan.*
**[03:35] Nasa**
* She saved my life on that*
* snowy night two years ago,*
**[03:39] Nasa**
* and took her leave before*
* I even knew her name.*
**[03:42] Nasa**
* We were then suddenly reunited and*
* began our married life together.*
**[03:47] Nasa**
*We turned in our marriage registration,*
**[03:48] Nasa**
*I proposed to her,*
**[03:50] Nasa**
*we bought wedding rings,*
**[03:51] Nasa**
*visited my parents,*
**[03:53] Nasa**
*had our house burn down,*
**[03:55] Nasa**
*and started living with my friends.*
**[03:57] Nasa**
*Things have been really busy.*
**[04:02] Tsukasa**
You've been working all day,
haven't you, darling?
**[04:06] Nasa**
Yeah. I wanted to get this
data turned in a little early.
**[04:12] Tsukasa**
So you're saying you don't have time to
entertain your adorable newlywed wife?
**[04:18] Nasa**
Huh?!
**[04:20] Nasa**
Are you saying you want me to pay
attention to you, Tsukasa-chan?
**[04:23] Tsukasa**
I really do!
**[04:24] Tsukasa**
Your newlywed wife was disappointed
by that movie and wants attention!
**[04:29] Nasa**
Well, it's still early... Wanna go to the movies?
**[04:34] Tsukasa**
You mean it?
**[04:36] Tsukasa**
Yeah! That sounds great! I'd love to go!
**[04:39] Tsukasa**
Is it gonna be okay, though?
**[04:40] Tsukasa**
I'm not being a nuisance, am I?
**[04:42] Nasa**
It'll be fine. I'll finish this right up.
**[04:45] Tsukasa**
Okay, in that case, I'll root for you
by your side so you can finish faster!
**[04:49] Nasa**
Th-That's okay.
**[04:52] Nasa**
It'd probably be a better idea
to go ahead and get ready.
**[04:56] Tsukasa**
Got it!
**[04:57] Nasa**
Was there a movie you
were looking forward to?
**[05:00] Nasa**
You seem really excited.
**[05:02] Nasa**
I was wondering if you've been
wanting to go for a while now.
**[05:06] Nasa**
You could've gone without me, y'know.
**[05:09] Tsukasa**
Don't be silly!
**[05:11] Tsukasa**
The fun part is getting
to go *with you*, darling.
**[05:17] Nasa**
I figured we should go to a good
theater if we were gonna go out,
**[05:21] Nasa**
and this place really is nice!
**[05:23] Tsukasa**
It sure is.
**[05:25] Tsukasa**
Let's go on in, then, darling.
**[05:27] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[05:30] Tsukasa**
Th-These are premium luxury seats!
**[05:34] Tsukasa**
Should we really be splurging like this?
**[05:36] Nasa**
Well, since we don't go out a lot...
**[05:39] Nasa**
How about it? Want to get
any drinks or popcorn?
**[05:43] Tsukasa**
That's a real gamble with
this movie, darling.
**[05:46] Nasa**
Huh?
**[05:47] Tsukasa**
It's two and a half hours long.
**[05:50] Tsukasa**
You'll be doomed if you need to use
the bathroom partway through.
**[05:52] Nasa**
G-Good point...
**[05:56] Tsukasa**
It's about to start.
**[05:58] Nasa**
* I think, in the old days, couples went*
* to the theater to hold hands, kiss,*
**[06:03] Nasa**
* and use the darkness as*
* a chance to fool around.*
**[06:07] Nasa**
* I'm not getting that impression*
* from my wife at all, though.*
**[06:13] Nasa**
* Still, it's really cute how she*
* enjoys the movie so earnestly.*
**[06:18] Nasa**
*Oh, the movie started.*
**[06:25] Nasa**
* My wife as she's thrown for a loop*
* by an unexpected plot twist.*
**[06:29] Nasa**
* My wife as she's surprised*
* by a shocking development.*
**[06:33] Nasa**
* My wife getting excited*
* as the tension ramps up.*
**[06:36] Nasa**
* My wife filled with dread at the danger*
* the heroes find themselves in.*
**[06:39] Nasa**
*And at the climax...*
**[06:42] Nasa**
* My wife unable to stop crying*
* because she's so moved.*
**[06:45] Nasa**
*Wow, she really is enjoying this movie.*
**[06:50] Nasa**
*We should come again.*
**[06:53] Kaname**
A date at the movies, huh?
**[06:55] Kaname**
You two really seem to enjoy life. Nice.
***SIGN*** Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
**[06:57] Nasa**
Wait, how do you know about that?
**[06:59] Kaname**
Tsukassan mentioned it when she was working.
**[07:02] Kaname**
Said she had a great time!
**[07:04] Nasa**
I see. That's good to know.
**[07:06] Kaname**
I'm thrilled you two are
enjoying newlywed life.
**[07:10] Kaname**
But that said... are you two
not going to have a wedding?
**[07:17] Nasa**
Good question. I don't think
we've even talked about it.
**[07:21] Kaname**
Your parents didn't ask about it?
**[07:23] Nasa**
Nope. It's never even come up.
**[07:25] Kaname**
What about Tsukassan's family?
**[07:28] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan's?
**[07:30] Nasa**
I'm not sure. I *think* they're glad for her...
**[07:34] Nasa**
But if it was an actual wedding, I'm not sure.
**[07:39] Nasa**
Well, there are a lot of couples
who don't bother anymore.
**[07:43] Nasa**
Would you want one if you got married?
**[07:46] Kaname**
Well, if it's an option.
**[07:50] Kaname**
I'd want a super fancy one,
with a gondola and fireworks!
***SIGN*** Husband
**[07:56] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[07:58] Kaname**
You might want to ask her about it, though.
**[08:02] Kaname**
Weddings are basically for the
sake of the bride, anyway.
**[08:05] Kaname**
Besides, I'm sure you want to see it...
**[08:09] Kaname**
The sight of your beautiful
wife in a wedding dress.
**[08:17] Nasa**
She's right. I *would* like to see that.
**[08:22] Tsukasa**
A wedding?
**[08:24] Nasa**
Yeah. Kaname-chan mentioned it today.
**[08:29] Tsukasa**
This chopped burdock you
made is delicious, darling.
**[08:33] Nasa**
Really? Thanks.
**[08:36] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, do you want to have a wedding?
**[08:39] Tsukasa**
Well, let me think...
**[08:42] Tsukasa**
A wedding, huh?
**[08:45] Tsukasa**
Not at all, no.
**[08:48] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[08:50] Tsukasa**
I mean, a wedding means a gathering
of dozens of friends and relatives.
**[08:55] Tsukasa**
And a reception includes stuff like
cutting the cake and speeches...
**[08:59] Tsukasa**
To top it off, you have to kiss
in front of a bunch of people.
**[09:03] Tsukasa**
Plus, having to wear something
as fancy as a wedding dress...
**[09:09] Tsukasa**
That'd be...
**[09:11] Tsukasa**
j-just plain embarrassing.
**[09:15] Nasa**
I see! That does really
sound like a good idea!
**[09:18] Tsukasa**
Were you even listening to me?
**[09:20] Nasa**
Yes! I would like to see you wearing
a super fancy wedding dress!
**[09:24] Tsukasa**
Okay, but see, I was trying
to say that'd be embarrassing!
**[09:28] Nasa**
Well, they say there's
no time like the present.
**[09:34] Nasa**
Let's see if we can have a
wedding somewhere next week!
**[09:40] Tsukasa**
Excuse me?
**[09:42] Nasa**
Huh? Did I do something wrong?
**[09:45] Tsukasa**
That's like a line out of
an isekai story, darling.
**[09:51] Tsukasa**
Oh, I get what this is.
**[09:57] Tsukasa**
Thank you for the meal.
**[09:59] Nasa**
Th-Thank you for the meal...
**[10:05] Tsukasa**
I have to say, your kung fu is weak, darling.
**[10:09] Nasa**
Wh-What do you mean?
**[10:13] Tsukasa**
I'm saying you have no idea what
a wedding ceremony involves.
**[10:17] Nasa**
I don't?
**[10:18] Tsukasa**
You don't!
**[10:20] Tsukasa**
Let's start with question one:
**[10:22] Tsukasa**
How do you arrange a wedding ceremony?
**[10:24] Tsukasa**
You're a clever one, darling,
**[10:26] Tsukasa**
so let's have you act out your answer.
**[10:29] Tsukasa**
Three, two, one, action.
**[10:32] Nasa**
Huh?! Act it out?!
**[10:34] Nasa**
Well, uh... First, you call the venue, and then...
**[10:38] Nasa**
Hello, is this the venue?
**[10:40] Nasa**
Um, I'd like to have a wedding.
**[10:43] Nasa**
What days are available?
**[10:46] Nasa**
Oh, I see. So Friday is available?
**[10:50] Nasa**
I'd like a reservation for two on Friday night...
**[10:52] Kaname**
You think this is going out for drinks?!
**[10:55] Nasa**
Kaname-chan?
**[10:56] Kaname**
What do you think a wedding is?!
**[10:58] Kaname**
You ain't gonna get a gondola *or*
fireworks with a single phone call!
**[11:01] Nasa**
Huh?!
**[11:02] Tsukasa**
What gondola?
**[11:04] Kaname**
Sorry for barging in.
**[11:06] Kaname**
One of the neighbors gave us a watermelon,
so I thought I'd share.
**[11:09] Tsukasa**
Thanks for that.
**[11:15] Tsukasa**
This is really good watermelon.
**[11:18] Kaname**
Sure is.
**[11:20] Tsukasa**
Anyway, Kaname, it seems my darling has
no idea how much of a trial a wedding is.
**[11:27] Kaname**
Sure seems like it.
**[11:29] Nasa**
I-It's a trial?!
**[11:31] Kaname**
Just for example, how much
do you think a wedding costs?
**[11:36] Nasa**
Good question... On the cheap side,
probably around 150,000 or 160,000 yen?
**[11:44] Tsukasa**
That's just *wrong*.
**[11:45] Kaname**
He's got a severe case of "ignorance
of things I don't care about."
**[11:49] Nasa**
What, am I wrong?
**[11:51] Kaname**
Well, for starters, Senpai...
**[11:54] Kaname**
Here's the minimum estimate for a wedding at
a certain kingdom that's considered magical.
**[12:01] Nasa**
S-Seven million yen?!
**[12:05] Kaname**
And there's the reality check.
**[12:08] Tsukasa**
Looks like it.
**[12:10] Nasa**
But... seven million?!
You could buy a car for that!
**[12:14] Kaname**
Yep, you sure could.
**[12:16] Tsukasa**
If you get far enough from the city,
you could even buy a house for that.
**[12:21] Nasa**
Seriously?
**[12:23] Nasa**
I always thought a wedding was, like...
**[12:26] Nasa**
You promise to love each
other in front of a priest,
**[12:29] Nasa**
your wife cries a little bit while
reading a letter from her parents,
**[12:34] Nasa**
and you basically wrap it up in one day.
**[12:38] Nasa**
Is it actually a whole process that involves
a bunch of traveling over an entire year?
**[12:44] Kaname**
You're not a band, and it's not a tour!
**[12:46] Tsukasa**
Why would you need to travel all over?
**[12:48] Nasa**
I just can't imagine why it'd
cost this much otherwise!
**[12:54] Nasa**
I-I see... So that's it.
**[12:59] Nasa**
No wonder everyone cries so emotionally.
**[13:02] Kaname**
They sure do.
**[13:05] Kaname**
It'd be kind of a waste of money not to.
**[13:17] Charlotte**
Very, very nice! Keep it up, Chitose-chan!
**[13:20] Chitose**
Fight back a bit more during
this next round, Charlotte!
**[13:24] Chitose**
Aurora, how long have we been going?
**[13:26] Aurora**
Five minutes.
**[13:27] Chitose**
I can't stop wondering.
**[13:29] Chitose**
What are those two going
to do about a wedding?
**[13:33] Aurora**
Those two?
**[13:36] Aurora**
You mean Conan-kun and Amuro-san?!
**[13:39] Chitose**
Not them!
**[13:41] Chitose**
I mean Nee-sama and that
husband of hers! Them!
**[13:46] Charlotte**
That really is a good question!
**[13:53] Charlotte**
Come on!
**[13:54] Aurora**
Don't young folks these days
worry less about formalities?
**[13:54] Chitose**
Easy!
**[14:00] Charlotte**
And Tsukasa-chan gets embarrassed easily!
**[14:02] Charlotte**
In my homeland,
weddings usually have 200 guests,
**[14:07] Charlotte**
and over 1,000 isn't unheard of!
**[14:10] Charlotte**
That'd be rough if you're easily embarrassed.
**[14:12] Chitose**
How does anyone even know that many people?!
**[14:16] Aurora**
With a number like that, there's bound
to be a few strangers in there.
**[14:21] Charlotte**
It's mostly...
**[14:23] Charlotte**
complete strangers!
**[14:25] Chitose**
Why so casual?!
**[14:37] Aurora**
Still, it's not like the
families have met yet, either.
**[14:42] Aurora**
A wedding might be a good
way to arrange that.
**[14:45] Aurora**
Here.
**[14:47] Charlotte**
Would you go if you were
invited, Chitose-chan?
**[14:50] Chitose**
I mean... of course I would.
**[14:53] Charlotte**
Wow, really?
**[14:55] Aurora**
If you go, you can't try to ruin it.
**[14:58] Chitose**
I'd do no such thing!
**[15:01] Chitose**
I might be annoyed about her being married...
**[15:04] Chitose**
But I'd like Grandmother to see
Nee-sama in a wedding dress.
**[15:10] Charlotte**
For Tokiko-sama...
**[15:13] Aurora**
Now that you mention it... yeah.
**[15:18] [SONG] Sign**
We're closed for today
***SIGN*** See you tomorrow!
**[15:28] Nasa**
Seven million is on the pricey side,
**[15:30] Nasa**
but even the average is still
in the 3-4 million range.
**[15:33] Nasa**
I had no idea weddings were so expensive.
**[15:37] Nasa**
It's practically an event of a lifetime...
**[15:40] Nasa**
But what's this "betrothal money"?
***SIGN*** Expenses Outside of the Ceremony
***SIGN*** Introductory Lunch Meeting
***SIGN*** 60,000 yen
***SIGN*** Engagement Party (Venue) 180,000 yen
***SIGN*** Betrothal Money
***SIGN*** 1,000,000 yen
**[15:44] Nasa**
It's another million outside
of the cost of the ceremony.
**[15:48] Aya**
Betrothal money is—
**[15:50] Nasa**
Whoa, you scared me!
**[15:52] Nasa**
A-Aya-san?
**[15:54] Nasa**
You were here all along?
**[15:56] Nasa**
What are you doing here, actually?
**[15:58] Nasa**
Well, the thing is,
**[16:00] Nasa**
I was playing video games in the living room
all day before Kaname-chan got mad at me,
**[16:07] Nasa**
so I lied about going to clean the baths,
and have been gaming in here!
**[16:11] Tsukasa**
That's just gonna make her madder!
**[16:13] Aya**
Putting that aside,
betrothal money is something that
**[16:17] Aya**
one side presents to the other,
along with the engagement gifts,
**[16:22] Aya**
to help prepare for the wedding.
**[16:26] Aya**
As smart as you are, you really don't know
much about this sort of thing, do you?
**[16:30] Nasa**
I guess that's true.
**[16:32] Nasa**
I didn't even know how expensive weddings
were until Kaname-chan taught me about it.
**[16:40] Aya**
Well, they're expensive, and they
can take an entire year to arrange.
**[16:45] Nasa**
What?! Wait, that can't be right, can it?
**[16:47] Nasa**
I mean, people get married
every day at Omotesando...
**[16:51] Aya**
And every one of those couples has been
planning for that day a year in advance!
**[16:57] Nasa**
What?!
**[16:58] Nasa**
B-But a whole year? What exactly
takes that long to arrange?!
**[17:03] Aya**
That is a very valid question.
**[17:10] Aya**
The mystery only seems to grow.
**[17:13] Nasa**
I... I guess it does.
**[17:16] Tsukasa**
Well, for one thing, if you're
inviting friends and coworkers,
**[17:20] Tsukasa**
you need to send out invitations, right?
**[17:22] Tsukasa**
And that needs to be two or
three months in advance.
**[17:25] Tsukasa**
Then there's confirming RSVPs,
seating arrangements...
**[17:29] Tsukasa**
Say your parents live out in the country.
**[17:31] Tsukasa**
You can't exactly go, "We're getting
married! Come by tomorrow!"
**[17:36] Tsukasa**
Everything needs to be arranged.
So no matter what...
**[17:41] Tsukasa**
It ends up taking time.
**[17:44] Tsukasa**
Care for some fruit milk, darling?
**[17:47] Nasa**
Sure, thanks.
**[17:50] Aya**
An indirect smooch!
**[17:52] Tsukasa**
Then there's choosing the menu,
the table decorations,
**[17:57] Tsukasa**
getting an emcee, selecting the party favors...
**[18:00] Tsukasa**
Just a ton of things to do.
**[18:03] Tsukasa**
Which is why, personally, I'm not
interested in investing all that effort.
**[18:07] Aya**
That's not right!
**[18:10] Aya**
You won't know if it's worth
the effort until you try!
**[18:14] Aya**
I'm sure Nasa-kun wants to see
Tsukacchan in a wedding dress!
**[18:18] Aya**
He wants to see it and get excited over it!
**[18:19] Tsukasa**
What do you mean by "excited"?!
**[18:21] Tsukasa**
And do you realize the kind of price
tag we're talking about here?!
**[18:26] Nasa**
Still, though...
**[18:27] Nasa**
Three or four million isn't exactly out
of reach, with a bit of dedication.
**[18:32] Tsukasa**
Darling, that kind of
dedication is unnecessary!
**[18:34] Tsukasa**
That's not where you need
to dedicate anything!
**[18:36] Aya**
Very well! Let's buy an issue of *Zexy*!
**[18:40] Nasa**
*Zexy*? The wedding magazine they
sell at convenience stores?
**[18:44] Aya**
Precisely!
**[18:45] Aya**
The first step toward a
wedding is buying *Zexy*!
**[18:48] Aya**
And that's why the two of you will
buy and read *Zexy* together!
**[18:51] Aya**
Never read it myself, but there's
bound to be helpful info in there!
**[18:58] Tsukasa**
I-I guess we're going to the
convenience store, then.
**[19:02] Tsukasa**
We needed milk for tomorrow, anyway.
**[19:05] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[19:09] Nasa**
Will this work for milk?
***SIGN*** Tasty
Milk
**[19:11] Tsukasa**
Yeah. But we're out of butter,
too, so we'll also need that.
**[19:16] Nasa**
That just leaves *Zexy*. *Zexy*...
**[19:21] Tsukasa**
Darling!
**[19:22] Tsukasa**
I'm feeling like ice cream.
***SIGN*** Chocolate
***SIGN*** Big Monaka
***SIGN*** Crispity Crunchety!!
**[19:24] Tsukasa**
You want to split this?
**[19:27] Nasa**
Sounds good.
**[19:29] Nasa**
So, ice cream and a copy of *Zexy*...
**[19:31] Nasa**
It's heavy!
**[19:33] Nasa**
I never picked one up before,
so I didn't realize it was so thick!
**[19:36] Tsukasa**
It's like a phone book.
***SIGN*** Zexy Capital Region Edition
Our special feature addressing your pre-wedding jitters♥
Top 100 Venues in the Capital Region
What you need for your wedding preparations
Your one source for before, during, and after your wedding!
Special Mega-Issue!!
**[19:38] Nasa**
It comes with extras,
and it's still only 300 yen!
**[19:40] Tsukasa**
That's quite a bargain.
**[19:43] Nasa**
"Top 100 Venues in the Capital Region"?
**[19:46] Nasa**
There are that many just around Tokyo?
**[19:49] Tsukasa**
There's something embarrassing
about buying it together, though.
**[19:53] Nasa**
Why?
**[19:55] Tsukasa**
I mean, come on...
**[19:57] Tsukasa**
It's a magazine that a couple thinking about
getting married would probably buy, so...
**[20:03] Tsukasa**
How do I put this? It gives
off real happiness vibes.
**[20:07] Nasa**
I-I guess it does.
**[20:10] Tsukasa**
Right?
**[20:14] Tsukasa**
Man, I got so self-conscious,
I was bright red at the register.
**[20:20] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[20:22] Nasa**
Well, to cool down, how about some ice cream?
**[20:25] Tsukasa**
Appreciate it.
**[20:30] Tsukasa**
Here you go, darling.
**[20:31] Nasa**
Thanks.
***SIGN*** Surveying an Actual Wedding Ceremony
What to Be Careful About!!
**[20:34] Nasa**
Y'know, reading this...
**[20:37] Nasa**
There really is a ton of stuff to
decide on before a wedding ceremony.
**[20:42] Tsukasa**
Right?
**[20:43] Tsukasa**
There are a lot of couples who
even get into fights about it.
**[20:47] Tsukasa**
I read about it in *Spirits*!
**[20:49] Nasa**
*In* Spirits*?! She got this info from manga?!*
**[20:52] Tsukasa**
Granted, you're enough of a sweetheart
that I doubt we'd get into a fight.
**[20:58] Tsukasa**
But I like things how they are
right now. All... lovey-dovey.
**[21:03] Nasa**
What'd you say, Tsukasa-chan?
**[21:07] Tsukasa**
I don't think I'm gonna tell you.
**[21:10] Tsukasa**
I just think that, instead of overcoming
the nightmare of arranging a ceremony,
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
we should go to the movies, eat together,
**[21:19] Tsukasa**
go to the convenience store,
share some ice cream...
**[21:23] Tsukasa**
The way things are now is
peaceful, and that's a relief.
**[21:28] Nasa**
I see.
**[21:30] Nasa**
So we shouldn't think about a
wedding ceremony right now?
**[21:34] Tsukasa**
We shouldn't! It's too soon for us.
**[21:38] Tsukasa**
Someday, when the time comes
for us to be truly blessed...
**[21:42] Tsukasa**
That'll be the chance
**[21:47] Tsukasa**
for the two of us to take our
time and really think it over.
**[21:51] Tsukasa**
Our wedding, that is.
**[21:54] Tsukasa**
We only just got married, after all.
**[21:59] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[22:01] Nasa**
You're right.
**[22:05] Tsukasa**
Today was really nice.
**[22:08] Nasa**
I'm glad we went to the movies together.
**[22:12] Nasa**
You smell so nice, Tsukasa-chan.
**[22:15] Tsukasa**
Come on, your breath tickles.
**[22:19] Nasa**
But, y'know,
**[22:21] Nasa**
I really would like to see
you in a wedding dress.
**[22:28] Tsukasa**
Then maybe in private...
I'll show it to only you.
**[22:33] Nasa**
Really?
**[22:35] Tsukasa**
Yeah.
**[22:36] Nasa**
Then that'll be our private wedding ceremony.
**[22:42] Nasa**
Do you promise to honor and love Yuzaki Nasa?
**[22:47] Tsukasa**
Yes, I do.
**[22:50] Tsukasa**
Yuzaki Nasa, do you—
**[22:52] Nasa**
Yes, I do!
**[22:53] Tsukasa**
C'mon, darling, let me finish!
**[23:00] Nasa**
And now, I may kiss the bride.
**[23:08] Nasa**
*My wife is always so incredible.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Nasa**
The other day, someone in town
asked me, "Are you happy right now?"
**[23:29] Tsukasa**
Oh, yeah, that does happen sometimes.
**[23:31] Nasa**
And I replied right away!
**[23:32] Nasa**
"Yes, I am!"
**[23:33] Nasa**
"A meteor could hit
**[23:34] Nasa**
or aliens could invade,
**[23:35] Nasa**
but I'd still be the happiest
man in the universe!"
**[23:37] Tsukasa**
You're unstoppable, huh, darling?
# E2 - On the Subject of Happiness
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0D17N/on-the-subject-of-happiness)
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**[00:02] Hot-Blooded Teacher**
*Can you guys solve this formula?!*
**[00:04] Hot-Blooded Teacher**
* You'll never make it into*
* Harvard if you can't!*
**[00:05] Nasa**
That's not the right equation.
**[00:07] Nasa**
I think it was copied from a model problem,
but they left out a line.
**[00:12] Tsukasa**
I'm impressed you even noticed.
**[00:15] Tsukasa**
I bet you gave your teachers a
hard time in school, didn't you?
**[00:19] Nasa**
Aw, come on. I did not.
**[00:26] Nasa**
Wait, now that I think about it...
**[00:29] Nasa**
Maybe I did?
**[00:30] Tsukasa**
I knew it.
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 2 On the Subject of Happiness
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** 3rd
***SIGN*** 4th
***SIGN*** 5th
**[02:05] Naoko**
Looks like my class's average in the
mock exams has dropped again...
**[02:09] Naoko**
Actually, no.
**[02:11] Naoko**
*These are typical grades for this school.*
**[02:16] Naoko**
* But the student who was single-handedly*
* raising the curve a lot has gone...*
**[02:20] Teacher A**
Yanagi-sensei?
**[02:21] Teacher A**
About the report for the PTA
that I asked you to do...
**[02:24] Naoko**
Oh, uh...
**[02:26] Naoko**
Sorry! I'll have it finished today!
**[02:29] Naoko**
*Being a teacher means having no breaks.*
**[02:33] Naoko**
*Your daily classes, your lesson plans,*
**[02:35] Naoko**
* overseeing club activities,*
* excursions, the PTA...*
**[02:38] Naoko**
* And if a student causes a problem,*
* you need to be available 24/7 to respond.*
**[02:42] Naoko**
*It's not even a high-paying job, either.*
**[02:46] Naoko**
*But I'm still working hard today for my—*
**[02:48] Taniguchi**
Yanagi-sensei?
**[02:51] Taniguchi**
Would you like to go to an
amusement park with me?
**[02:54] Naoko**
Huh?
**[02:55] Taniguchi**
I mean, I just happened
to get two tickets, so...
**[02:59] Taniguchi**
If you don't mind, I'd—
**[03:00] Naoko**
What are you talking about, Taniguchi-sensei?
**[03:03] Naoko**
I don't have the time!
**[03:05] Taniguchi**
B-But don't you think it's important
to relax now and then?
**[03:08] Naoko**
Don't be ridiculous. Of course not.
**[03:14] Naoko**
* Unbelievable. How can he think about that*
* sort of thing when he's a teacher, too?*
**[03:23] Nasa**
Huh? Yanagi-sensei?
**[03:25] Nasa**
It *is* you!
**[03:28] Naoko**
Oh! Yuzaki-kun!
**[03:30] Nasa**
Yep! It's been a while.
**[03:33] Naoko**
It really has! Have you been doing well?
**[03:35] Nasa**
Yes, thank you for asking.
**[03:37] Naoko**
I heard you had a pretty rough time.
**[03:40] Naoko**
You were hospitalized and ended
up not going to high school.
**[03:43] Nasa**
Well, it's definitely been a busy time...
**[03:45] Naoko**
Busy?
**[03:50] Naoko**
Yuzaki-kun, there's, uh, something
on your left ring finger.
**[03:53] Nasa**
Oh, the ring?
**[03:55] Nasa**
Yeah, I actually got married.
**[03:59] Nasa**
*Married... Married... Married... Married...*
**[04:03] Naoko**
*D-Don't tell me, Yuzaki-kun...*
**[04:05] Naoko**
* You became a delinquent after being unable*
* to enroll and got snared by a bad girl?!*
**[04:09] Nasa**
And let me tell you—
**[04:10] Naoko**
Yuzaki-kun!
**[04:12] Naoko**
It's time for a house call!
**[04:14] Nasa**
Huh? But I already gradu—
**[04:15] Naoko**
It's a background check!
**[04:17] Naoko**
Take me to your house right now!
**[04:21] Tsukasa**
Who might she be, darling?
**[04:24] Nasa**
Er, well...
**[04:26] Nasa**
I think I mentioned her before...
**[04:28] Naoko**
*So this is Yuzaki-kun's wife?*
**[04:33] Naoko**
Man, what the heck? She's really cute!
**[04:36] Nasa**
Huh?
**[04:37] Naoko**
You married someone this gorgeous?
**[04:39] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[04:42] Nasa**
This is my homeroom teacher
from middle school.
**[04:45] Naoko**
My name is Yanagi Naoko.
**[04:47] Tsukasa**
Oh, you're a teacher.
**[04:52] Tsukasa**
I apologize for not saying
this earlier, Yanagi-sensei.
**[04:55] Tsukasa**
I'm Nasa's wife, Yuzaki Tsukasa.
**[04:57] Naoko**
Oh, right! It's a pleasure to meet you.
***SIGN*** Fidget
***SIGN*** Fidget
***SIGN*** Fidget
***SIGN*** Fidget
***SIGN*** Fidget
***SIGN*** Fidget
***SIGN*** Fidget
***SIGN*** Fidget
**[05:03] Nasa**
* Her introducing herself as my*
* wife has got me flustered.*
**[05:06] Naoko**
She seems really nice!
Nothing like I imagined.
**[05:10] Nasa**
Wait, what did you imagine?!
**[05:13] Naoko**
*Hang on, I can't let my guard down yet.*
**[05:15] Naoko**
*She might have some kind of horrible secret.*
**[05:23] Tsukasa**
Would you like to join us for dinner?
**[05:26] Naoko**
N-No, I couldn't!
**[05:27] Naoko**
Barging into a former student's house,
and then being treated—
**[05:31] Naoko**
Delicious!
**[05:33] Naoko**
What is this? Do you eat delicious
meals like this every day, Yuzaki-kun?
**[05:38] Nasa**
Well, yes.
**[05:40] Tsukasa**
Please, help yourself.
**[05:41] Naoko**
Really?!
**[05:44] Naoko**
* I can't remember the last*
* time I had a meal this good!*
**[05:47] Naoko**
* It's been nothing but convenience store*
* food and instant noodles lately...*
**[05:53] Naoko**
* H-Hang on, Naoko! Don't let*
* her suck you in so easily!*
**[05:57] Naoko**
*Even if she's a great chef,*
**[05:59] Naoko**
* for someone to get married so young...*
* There has to be some issue!*
**[06:03] Nasa**
This burdock root is fantastic!
**[06:05] Tsukasa**
Right? I thought you might like it.
**[06:09] Nasa**
Yeah! Everything you make
is so good, Tsukasa-chan!
**[06:13] Tsukasa**
Isn't it, though?
**[06:15] Nasa**
Look at you, master chef!
**[06:22] Naoko**
*I get it now...*
**[06:24] Naoko**
*You can taste the depths of her love.*
**[06:31] Naoko**
Yuzaki-kun, what are you
going to do in the future?
**[06:33] Nasa**
Huh?
**[06:34] Naoko**
I mean, think about it.
**[06:35] Naoko**
Most married people get a corporate job,
**[06:38] Naoko**
or get a high school
certification and go to college.
**[06:41] Nasa**
I'm honestly not thinking
about it too much right now.
**[06:46] Nasa**
It's true that I could
probably get into college,
**[06:49] Nasa**
and if I take on more work,
I'd probably make more money...
**[06:52] Nasa**
But right now my priority is spending as
much time as possible with Tsukasa-chan.
**[06:57] Naoko**
Don't you get anxious
thinking about your future?
**[07:01] Nasa**
Well, you can never predict the future.
**[07:03] Nasa**
Which is why I think it's
important to enjoy the present.
**[07:08] Nasa**
I'm sure my future self
will figure something out.
**[07:13] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, let me help you.
**[07:14] Tsukasa**
Thank you, darling.
**[07:18] Naoko**
*Enjoy the present...*
**[07:21] Naoko**
Thank you for the meal.
**[07:23] Naoko**
I'll see you around, Yuzaki-kun.
**[07:25] Nasa**
Sure. Thanks for coming by today.
**[07:28] Tsukasa**
Have a safe walk home, Sensei.
**[07:30] Naoko**
Right. Thanks again!
**[07:38] Naoko**
*I see...*
**[07:39] Naoko**
*Life is supposed to be about being happy.*
**[07:45] Naoko**
* Every day spent just running*
* around being anxious*
**[07:49] Naoko**
*is another day of that life gone forever.*
***SIGN*** Taniguchi-sensei
**[08:03] Naoko**
Hello? This is Yanagi. I was wondering...
**[08:07] Naoko**
Did you still want to go
to that amusement park?
**[08:11] Naoko**
Thank goodness.
**[08:13] Naoko**
Then let's go together.
**[08:16] Naoko**
Work? It'll be okay.
**[08:18] Naoko**
My future self will figure something out.
**[08:23] Sign**
Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
**[08:23] Sign**
Women
**[08:23] Sign**
Men
**[08:23] Kaname**
You're really looking the part of
a bathhouse clerk lately, Tsukassan.
**[08:28] Tsukasa**
You think so? As long as
I'm being helpful, I'm glad.
**[08:33] Tsukasa**
Welcome to...
**[08:34] Tsukasa**
the... bathhouse?
**[08:38] Kaname**
Okay, he looks scary.
**[08:40] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah, I guess.
**[08:45] Ginga**
There a Yuzaki who lives here?
**[08:49] Tsukasa**
That'd be me.
**[08:51] Tsukasa**
What do you want?
**[08:53] Ginga**
I'm looking for a dude called
Yuzaki Nasa, not *you*.
**[08:58] Ginga**
He's here, right?
**[09:00] Ginga**
Real smart guy. You write his name like
"starry sky," but say it like "Nasa."
**[09:04] Kaname**
*What does the yakuza want with Senpai?!*
**[09:06] Tsukasa**
Too bad.
**[09:09] Kaname**
*Wha?!*
**[09:10] Tsukasa**
I've got nothing to tell some
punk kid who's got no manners.
**[09:14] Tsukasa**
This is a bathhouse. If you're
not going in, then leave.
**[09:17] Ginga**
Say what?!
**[09:18] Kaname**
Wh-Wh-Whoa there, Tsukassan!
**[09:21] Kaname**
Aren't you scared? He might be
one of those ya-*youknowwhats*!
**[09:25] Tsukasa**
What if he is?
**[09:27] Tsukasa**
I have no reason to fear this twerp.
**[09:31] Kaname**
* Tsukassan's one of those people who*
* never backs down from stuff like this!*
**[09:35] Tsukasa**
So what's it gonna be? Either take a
bath or get out. Make up your mind.
**[09:38] Ginga**
Y-You little...
**[09:41] Ginga**
How much does it cost, then, punk?!
**[09:43] Tsukasa**
It's 500 yen to enter!
**[09:44] Tsukasa**
Another 1,000 if you wanna use the sauna!
**[09:46] Tsukasa**
You can get a towel set for 1,300!
**[09:48] Tsukasa**
And students get a
100-yen discount, you punk!
**[09:50] Ginga**
Gimme the towel set, then.
For one high school student, please!
**[09:52] Tsukasa**
Thank you very much! You can get your
ticket at the machine over there!
***SIGN*** Bathhouse Ticket
***SIGN*** Bathhouse Ticket
**[09:58] Ginga**
Who the hell are you supposed to be?
**[10:01] Tsuksa**
I should be asking you that.
**[10:03] Tsuksa**
If you mean any harm to my husband,
you're gonna suffer for it.
**[10:08] Nasa**
Oh!
**[10:09] Nasa**
It's Ginga-kun! Good to see you again.
**[10:13] Ginga**
Big Bro Nasa!
**[10:15] Ginga**
It's been a while, sir.
**[10:17] Kaname**
G-Ginga-kun?
**[10:21] Kaname**
Senpai, is this guy a relative of yours?
**[10:25] Nasa**
Yep. This is Ginga-kun, my cousin.
**[10:27] Nasa**
How'd you guess?
***SIGN*** Nasa
***SIGN*** (Starry Sky)
***SIGN*** Ginga
***SIGN*** (Galaxy)
**[10:30] Kaname**
The name helped, I'd say.
**[10:33] Tsukasa**
He's your cousin, darling?
**[10:36] Nasa**
Yep! Onimaru Ginga-kun.
**[10:38] Nasa**
He's 17 years old and in high school.
**[10:40] Ginga**
Bro, I gotta ask, who's this lady?
**[10:44] Nasa**
Oh, I didn't introduce you yet!
**[10:47] Nasa**
See, I got married.
**[10:49] Nasa**
This is my wife, Tsukasa-chan.
**[10:51] Ginga**
Y-Your wife?!
**[10:54] Nasa**
Yep.
**[10:55] Ginga**
Bro... When did you climb the
stairway to adulthood?
**[10:59] Nasa**
Whoa! Ginga-kun?!
**[11:01] Nasa**
Ginga-kun!
**[11:04] Ginga**
I'm so sorry!
**[11:06] Ginga**
I had no idea my bro was
married, and I acted real rude!
**[11:10] Nasa**
I'm sorry, too. I really
should've told you already.
**[11:14] Tsukasa**
Darling, he's not in the yakuza, is he?
**[11:17] Nasa**
Aw, come on! Ginga-kun's a
normal high school student.
**[11:22] Nasa**
He does a lot of extracurricular activities.
He's even the student council president.
**[11:27] Ginga**
Yes, sir. I'm running my own crew.
**[11:30] Kaname**
You're *sure* he's a high school student?
**[11:33] Ginga**
Big Bro Nasa here's had my
back since I was a runt.
**[11:38] Ginga**
I've basically been chasing
him my whole life.
**[11:42] Ginga**
The other day, we had a
beef with another squad,
**[11:44] Ginga**
and he gave me some advice
on how to squash it.
**[11:48] Nasa**
Oh, when I helped you win your athletic meet
***SIGN*** Athletic Meet
**[11:50] Nasa**
by teaching you about
Clausewitz's theory of war?
**[11:52] Tsukasa**
So when he says "another squad,"
he means a different school?
**[11:55] Ginga**
He gave me some advice on
how to survive a raid, too.
**[11:59] Nasa**
Right, that was how to handle pop quizzes.
**[12:03] Kaname**
So, "surviving" in academic terms?
**[12:05] Ginga**
Bro's advice has got our earnings up, too,
**[12:10] Ginga**
which has made the boss happy.
**[12:12] Kaname**
The... boss?
**[12:13] Tsukasa**
Maybe he means the principal?
**[12:16] Ginga**
But before I get down to it...
**[12:18] Ginga**
I gotta ask you something, Bro.
**[12:22] Nasa**
What's that?
**[12:24] Ginga**
I know it ain't exactly cool to ask, but...
**[12:28] Ginga**
Wh-Why'd you get married?
**[12:32] Nasa**
Why? Well,
**[12:36] Nasa**
because I love her, I'd say.
**[12:37] Tsukasa**
Seriously, don't say that stuff
in front of other people!
**[12:41] Ginga**
In that case...
**[12:42] Ginga**
C-Can you, like, kiss her?
**[12:47] Ginga**
How am I supposed to buy that
it's true love otherwise?!
**[12:50] Ginga**
If it's for real, you could kiss
her in front of me, right?!
**[12:54] Tsukasa**
What the heck are you talking about, man?!
**[12:56] Ginga**
It's a big deal!
**[12:59] Ginga**
If you're his wife,
you're practically a sister to me!
**[13:02] Ginga**
That means I'm ready to put
my life on the line for you!
**[13:05] Ginga**
And I ain't gonna do that
unless this is the real deal!
**[13:08] Kaname**
Gin-san's right!
**[13:09] Kaname**
How am I supposed to believe your love's for
real when I never hear any moaning at night?!
**[13:14] Kaname**
So you may kiss the bride!
**[13:15] Tsukasa**
Are you two stupid or something?!
**[13:17] Tsukasa**
Darling, say something!
**[13:20] Nasa**
I don't mind.
**[13:22] Nasa**
I have absolutely no doubts about
my love for you, Tsukasa-chan.
**[13:26] Nasa**
So I don't mind letting them see us kiss.
**[13:28] Tsukasa**
Well, maybe you should?!
**[13:31] Nasa**
But if you're too embarrassed...
**[13:34] Nasa**
Then I want to respect that.
**[13:42] Tsukasa**
F-Fine... then.
**[13:52] Ginga**
I-I get it already!
**[13:55] Ginga**
I can tell you two really love each other.
**[13:59] Ginga**
So that's enough.
**[14:01] Nasa**
Huh? Really?
**[14:03] Ginga**
Yeah. It's plenty.
**[14:06] Ginga**
Besides, I don't really wanna
see something so... scandalous.
**[14:12] Tsukasa**
It was your idea in the first place!
**[14:14] Kaname**
Why'd you stop it at the good part?!
You weenie yakuza!
**[14:18] Ginga**
Sis, please! Calm down! I'm begging you!
**[14:23] Nasa**
So what actually brought
you by today, Ginga-kun?
**[14:26] Ginga**
I actually need your
brains for something, Bro.
**[14:31] Tsukasa**
This had better not involve bank fraud.
**[14:34] Nasa**
Come on.
**[14:35] Ginga**
First, I've got something you need to see.
**[14:38] Ginga**
Hey!
***SIGN*** ° They're all high school students
**[14:40] Student A**
All right, boys! Handle it carefully,
or you're dead!
**[14:43] Students B&C**
Yes, sir!
**[14:46] Students B&C**
Pardon us!
**[14:48] Ginga**
This is what I need your
help with, Big Bro Nasa.
**[14:55] Tsukasa**
Isn't that...
**[14:57] Kaname**
It's one of those things used
for carrying another thing.
**[15:02] Kaname**
It really is a cat! You took in a cat?!
**[15:05] Ginga**
Yeah. One of my boys found him collapsed
this morning. Seems to have lost his mom.
**[15:11] Tsukasa**
Wait, why'd you bring him here?!
**[15:13] Ginga**
Well, it's kinda our fault, but...
**[15:18] Ginga**
At first we figured we could just
feed it, then drop it back off,
**[15:22] Ginga**
but it seems like if you abandon
a cat after taking it in,
**[15:25] Ginga**
you're in violation of animal welfare laws.
***SIGN*** ° In certain cases, yes
**[15:29] Ginga**
It ain't like we can turn to the cops,
**[15:33] Ginga**
so we been looking for an owner,
trying to find out if he's lost.
**[15:36] Ginga**
The whole crew's been freaking
out since we picked him up.
**[15:40] Tsukasa**
Well, you're a real
precious bunch, aren't you?!
**[15:42] Ginga**
Which is why I figured
I should turn to you, Bro.
**[15:47] Ginga**
I remembered you took real good
care of a cat back in the day.
**[15:52] Tsukasa**
Is that right?
**[15:53] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[15:54] Nasa**
But I have to say, Ginga-kun...
**[15:57] Nasa**
You took that kitten in, and then came here?
**[16:01] Nasa**
The first stop you should've
made was the vet.
**[16:04] Ginga**
Yes, sir!
**[16:04] Ginga**
All right, people, bring the car around!
**[16:07] Students**
Yes, sir!
**[16:11] Vet**
Oh, you took in a kitten?
***SIGN*** Dadakri Animal Hospital
***SIGN*** Tokyo Veterinary Center
**[16:14] Nasa**
Yes. We'd like to check
for viruses and parasites,
**[16:16] Nasa**
get flea and tick treatment,
and have him groomed after the checkup.
**[16:22] Nasa**
And if they're available,
the FVRCP immunizations!
**[16:26] Vet**
Oh, sure thing. You know your stuff.
**[16:28] Vet**
We'll be holding on to him
for about two hours, then.
**[16:31] Vet**
So, what's his name?
**[16:34] Nasa**
Uh, I wouldn't really know...
**[16:37] Tsukasa**
We haven't even seen him yet.
**[16:39] Vet**
I'll let him out for a bit, then.
**[16:50] Tsukasa**
*That is weirdly menacing.*
**[16:53] Vet**
Well, he's certainly lively!
**[16:56] Nasa**
Uh, he's really gnawing on you there!
**[16:58] Vet**
It's quite all right.
So, what should I call him?
**[17:02] Nasa**
Wh-What do you think?
**[17:04] Tsukasa**
Let's see...
**[17:08] Tsukasa**
His back is brown
with a white square on it...
**[17:11] Tsukasa**
Let's go with Toast.
**[17:13] Nasa**
Huh? T-Toast?
**[17:15] Tsukasa**
Yeah! It's cute, right?
**[17:21] Nasa**
* Well, at least his name*
* should be cute, I guess.*
**[17:26] Tsukasa**
So what are we going to do with him?
**[17:28] Nasa**
Well, even if we look for
someone to adopt him,
**[17:31] Nasa**
we'll have to look after him
for the time being, at least.
**[17:34] Nasa**
I'd feel uneasy about letting
Ginga-kun and his friends handle it...
**[17:37] Nasa**
And a proper checkup means holding on
to him for at least two or three months.
**[17:42] Tsukasa**
If we can't find anyone to
adopt Toast, should we do it?
**[17:52] Nasa**
To be honest, I'm not feeling
too confident about that.
**[17:56] Tsukasa**
I hear you.
**[17:57] Ginga**
Bro! How's the kid doing?!
**[18:01] Nasa**
Oh, he seems good.
**[18:03] Ginga**
That's a big relief. Hate to
see a sick kid, y'know?
**[18:08] Nasa**
We'll look after him for the time being,
so we're about to go shopping.
**[18:12] Ginga**
For real?! That's a huge relief!
**[18:15] Ginga**
In that case, we can grab the stuff for you.
**[18:17] Ginga**
My boys can get all the white powder
and pieces you might need.
***SIGN*** White Powder
***SIGN*** Powdered Milk
***SIGN*** Pieces
***SIGN*** Toys
**[18:22] Nasa**
Let's word things differently, okay?
**[18:24] Ginga**
Lemme just have them go and grab it.
**[18:27] Nasa**
It's not that simple, Ginga-kun.
**[18:30] Nasa**
You need to make sure the kitty
litter is safe to ingest.
***SIGN*** Synthetic Base
**[18:33] Nasa**
And watch out for stuff
with a synthetic base.
***SIGN*** Synthetic Base
**[18:36] Nasa**
Even the natural stuff can have
antimicrobials, deodorizers,
***SIGN*** Antimicrobials
***SIGN*** Deodorizers
***SIGN*** Synthetically-Produced Mixtures
**[18:39] Nasa**
and other synthetic stuff
mixed in, which is a no-go.
***SIGN*** Antimicrobials
***SIGN*** Deodorizers
***SIGN*** Synthetically-Produced Mixtures
**[18:42] Nasa**
For food, make sure it's a kind
that's safe for people to eat.
**[18:46] Nasa**
Nothing labeled "oatmeal" that's
made out of mystery ingredients.
**[18:49] Nasa**
And a lot of the cheaper stuff uses
grains that are hard for cats to digest,
**[18:53] Nasa**
so let's avoid those and—
**[18:53] Ginga**
Slow down a sec!
**[18:55] Nasa**
Anyway, making sure a pet stays healthy
**[18:57] Nasa**
requires a fair amount of knowledge, effort,
and resources. Good luck with the search.
**[19:03] Ginga**
Got it!
**[19:05] Tsukasa**
You know a lot about cats, darling.
**[19:08] Nasa**
Well, people can manage their own health,
**[19:11] Nasa**
but pets don't have that option.
**[19:14] Nasa**
Their health is their owner's responsibility,
and it's a serious one.
**[19:19] Tsukasa**
Any pet you take care
of is bound to be happy.
**[19:23] Nasa**
Y-You think so?
**[19:25] Vet**
Sorry about the wait.
***SIGN*** Dadakri Animal Hospital
***SIGN*** Tokyo Veterinary Center
**[19:27] Vet**
There didn't seem to be any problems.
**[19:31] Nasa**
That's a relief. Was he a handful?
**[19:34] Vet**
Nope, he settled down a lot
after having some food.
**[19:37] Tsukasa**
Good for you, Toast.
**[19:40] Tsukasa**
Seems like you're healthy!
**[19:42] Tsukasa**
Aw, stop that.
**[19:44] Nasa**
* I realized that when you add cute*
* to cute, the result is double cute.*
**[19:50] Nasa**
Okay, let's head home.
**[19:51] Nasa**
You're part of the family now, Toast.
**[19:56] Nasa**
Why?!
**[20:13] Nasa**
What's wrong?
**[20:18] Nasa**
*Is he asking to be fed?*
**[20:22] Nasa**
*Ugh, it's still the middle of the night.*
**[20:24] Nasa**
*Is it just me...*
**[20:27] Nasa**
* or have I been marked as the*
* one it's okay to wake up?*
**[20:36] Nasa**
*Wow, he's really scarfing it down.*
**[20:43] Nasa**
* Oh, and now that he's got a full stomach,*
* he's lost interest in me.*
**[20:54] Nasa**
* Huh? Is it me, or is this a huge*
* difference in treatment?*
**[20:59] Tsukasa**
That must've been rough, waking
up in the middle of the night.
**[21:01] Tsukasa**
But I think that means
he trusts you, darling.
**[21:05] Nasa**
Is that it?
**[21:07] Tsukasa**
Of course.
**[21:08] Tsukasa**
He's just like me in that sense,
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
which is why he'll turn to you
for attention from time to time.
**[21:14] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you want attention from me?
**[21:17] Tsukasa**
Of course.
**[21:21] Tsukasa**
You think I'd sleep so defenselessly
around someone I didn't trust?
**[21:29] Tsukasa**
But I have to say...
**[21:31] Tsukasa**
Cats are really cute.
**[21:33] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[21:36] Nasa**
But you are, too, Tsukasa-chan.
**[21:42] Tsukasa**
Then... between me and Toast, who's cuter?
**[21:46] Nasa**
Well, uh...
**[21:50] Tsukasa**
Well what?
**[21:58] Nasa**
How long have you been there, Kaname-chan?!
**[22:01] Kaname**
Since around the time you were
getting into the newlywed routine.
**[22:03] Tsukasa**
I-It's not what you think it is!
**[22:10] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, look! Toast is eating.
**[22:14] Tsukasa**
Hey, you're right. He's so cute.
**[22:19] Nasa**
H-He really is...
**[22:21] Tsukasa**
That's right.
**[22:23] Nasa**
*Since she just got out of the bath,*
**[22:25] Nasa**
*she smells really amazing up close.*
**[22:31] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[22:34] Tsukasa**
Oh, is that why you called me over?
**[22:36] Nasa**
N-No, I mean...
**[22:38] Nasa**
You said you wanted attention
from me this afternoon, so...
**[22:43] Nasa**
I was wondering how...
**[22:45] Nasa**
exactly... you wanted attention, so...
**[22:49] Tsukasa**
I will admit it...
**[22:51] Tsukasa**
I've been wanting more attention lately.
***SIGN*** Stare
***SIGN*** Stare
**[23:07] Nasa**
U-Uh, Toast?
**[23:09] Tsukasa**
C-Could you turn away for a sec?
**[23:14] Nasa**
Wait, no...
**[23:15] Tsukasa**
I'll give you a treat later, okay?
**[23:18] Nasa**
C-Come on, seriously...
**[23:20] Tsukasa**
Just five seconds. We'll be
done in five seconds, okay?
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Chitose**
Next up is "That Time I Reincarnated
in a Dreamy Magical Kingdom."
**[23:29] Aurora**
I hear you can go these days
without needing to reincarnate first.
**[23:31] Aurora**
And it's right near the city.
**[23:33] Charlotte**
You know what that means! Let's go!
**[23:35] Chitose**
Just you wait! I'll see right through
their stupid lovey-dovey magic!
# E3 - Before the Fireworks Go Out
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN0VJ5/before-the-fireworks-go-out)
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***SIGN*** Muffy Resort
Perfect Guidebook
***SIGN*** Muffy Resort
Perfect Guidebook
**[00:06] (Flashback) Ginga**
This is for taking care of the kid,
and your wedding present.
**[00:10] (Flashback) Ginga**
I'd be honored if you'd accept.
**[00:16] (Flashback) Nasa**
Oh, wow!
**[00:17] (Flashback) Nasa**
Couples' tickets to that theme park in Maihama!
**[00:20] (Flashback) Ginga**
Yes, sir. I figured young lovers
oughta have a good time, y'know?
**[00:24] (Flashback) Nasa**
This is great! Thanks, Ginga-kun!
**[00:26] (Flashback) Ginga**
You two enjoy yourselves.
**[00:31] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, is this your first
time going to the Dream Kingdom?
**[00:34] Tsukasa**
Do you think I'd be this
excited if it wasn't?
**[00:37] Nasa**
Good point.
**[00:39] Tsukasa**
They even say there's a superstition
about a spell being cast on you...
**[00:42] Tsukasa**
Sounds about right.
**[00:44] Tsukasa**
Now that you mention it,
have you been there before?
**[00:47] Nasa**
Yep. Twice, when I was little.
**[00:49] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[00:50] Tsukasa**
In that case...
**[00:52] Tsukasa**
You must know all the tips and tricks!
**[00:55] Tsukasa**
Let's get to bed early so
we'll be ready for tomorrow.
**[00:59] Tsukasa**
We're not gonna win tomorrow
without a strategy gui—
**[01:02] Nasa**
*That was fast! She's already out!*
**[01:05] Nasa**
*She's really looking forward to it, huh?*
**[01:07] Nasa**
* I'm actually getting nervous about*
* how high her anticipation is.*
**[01:12] Nasa**
*I'm counting on you, Dream Kingdom!*
**[01:13] Nasa**
* You somehow have to surpass my*
* wife's overflowing hype levels!*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 3 Before the Fireworks Go Out
**[02:53] Nasa**
* But the skies were clear*
* when we left the house...*
**[02:56] Nasa**
I-I guess it started raining, Tsukasa-chan.
**[02:59] Tsukasa**
Sure did!
**[03:00] Tsukasa**
Since we don't have time to buy
umbrellas, let's rush to the entrance!
**[03:05] Tsukasa**
Come on! It's almost opening time!
We better get going!
**[03:10] Cast Member**
Okay, folks, have a good time!
***SIGN*** Muffy Ride On
**[03:15] Tsukasa**
Wow!
**[03:17] Tsukasa**
So this is what it's like...
**[03:19] Tsukasa**
There's cute stuff every way you turn!
**[03:22] Tsukasa**
How do you even know where to start?
**[03:24] Nasa**
Let's start with getting passes
for the most popular attractions,
**[03:28] Nasa**
and then see what we'll be able
to ride in the meantime.
**[03:31] Tsukasa**
Those are the priority passes, right?
**[03:34] Tsukasa**
We'll definitely need those!
**[03:36] Tsukasa**
Let's get to it!
**[03:37] Nasa**
But first...
**[03:43] Tsukasa**
Of course! Raincoats!
**[03:45] Tsukasa**
These are gonna come in handy!
**[03:48] Nasa**
*I only bought them so we'd keep dry, but...*
**[03:50] Nasa**
*My wife is super cute in a raincoat!*
**[03:57] Nasa**
I guess rain can be nice sometimes!
**[04:01] Chitose**
I keep asking, but...
**[04:03] Chitose**
Why did we have to come here in the rain?
**[04:06] Charlotte**
Now, now. I'm pretty sure we're gonna
get a glimpse of something fun.
**[04:14] Chitose**
Oh, hell no!
**[04:16] Chitose**
What are those two doing having a date at
an amusement park, being all lovey-dovey?!
**[04:20] Aurora**
I mean, they're married.
**[04:22] Aurora**
A lovey-dovey date at an amusement
park seems par for the course.
**[04:26] Aurora**
Which is why, today...
**[04:28] Aurora**
We're here to see how those two
flirt here, at an amusement park,
**[04:32] Aurora**
for the historical record!
**[04:34] Chitose**
How is that historically significant?!
**[04:36] Charlotte**
But first...
**[04:38] Charlotte**
I got our passes, so let's head to
Big Thunder Fujiyama right now!
**[04:42] Aurora**
Well-played, Charlotte!
**[04:44] Chitose**
I thought we were following them?
**[04:46] Aurora**
Yeah, but don't you wanna
hit the rides first?
**[04:56] Tsukasa**
I wanna check that out!
**[04:58] Nasa**
What?
***SIGN*** Kerenagure Mansion
**[05:00] Nasa**
Oh, Kerenagure Mansion.
**[05:02] Nasa**
Okay, let's check it out.
**[05:11] Tsukasa**
The atmosphere in here is really something.
**[05:13] Nasa**
Sure is.
**[05:17] Tsukasa**
Look, darling! Get a load of that thing!
**[05:19] Nasa**
It's pretty impressive.
**[05:21] Nasa**
*I see. This kind of detailed production*
**[05:25] Nasa**
* must be pretty striking*
* when it's your first time.*
**[05:28] Tsukasa**
Looks like we get in these!
**[05:31] Nasa**
* Still, this attraction's*
* been around for a long time.*
**[05:35] Nasa**
* I'm not sure if it'll really*
* impress Tsukasa-chan.*
**[05:39] Nasa**
* I'm counting on you, Dream Kingdom!*
* Show off your potential!*
**[05:49] Nasa**
*Look at that!*
**[05:51] Nasa**
*Seems like a good reaction!*
**[05:54] Nasa**
How'd you like your first
visit to that attraction?
**[05:58] Nasa**
Looks like you enjoyed it. I'm glad.
**[06:01] Tsukasa**
This place really is amazing!
**[06:03] Tsukasa**
We've got to make sure
to clear the entire park!
**[06:05] Nasa**
Okay, then, next is...
**[06:08] Nasa**
This one! Space Sagittarius Tours!
**[06:10] Tsukasa**
Oh, the one based on the
popular movie series?
**[06:17] Tsukasa**
Wow, they did a good job of
reproducing the look of the films.
**[06:22] Nasa**
You can tell?
**[06:23] Tsukasa**
There's the android from Episode III.
**[06:26] Tsukasa**
That's the space ship from Episode V.
**[06:30] Nasa**
You really know a lot about this stuff, huh?
**[06:34] Tsukasa**
It's common knowledge, dear.
**[06:44] Nasa**
*This really is cool!*
**[06:46] Nasa**
*Keep it up, Dream Kingdom!*
**[06:48] Nasa**
*I bet Tsukasa-chan is loving this!*
**[06:54] Nasa**
That was really amazing, huh, Tsukasa-chan?
**[06:57] Nasa**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[06:59] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[07:01] Tsukasa**
I wanna go on that one again.
**[07:04] Tsukasa**
But if we do, it'll eat into our
time for riding other stuff...
**[07:10] Naoko**
The crowd's light today because of the rain.
**[07:12] Naoko**
You'll get a chance again later.
**[07:16] Nasa**
Yanagi-sensei! What brings you here?
**[07:19] Naoko**
Oh, come on. Everyone goes to theme parks.
**[07:22] Naoko**
I took a cue from you two and
decided I could use a break.
**[07:27] Nasa**
I see! So, are you here with your boyfriend?
**[07:31] Naoko**
Well... no...
**[07:33] Naoko**
I'm actually with here with
another teacher from work.
**[07:37] Naoko**
I've never gone to one of
these places with a boyfriend.
**[07:40] Naoko**
In fact, I've never had a boyfriend.
**[07:43] Nasa**
I'm really sorry.
**[07:45] Naoko**
Oh, but the coworker who
came with me is a man!
**[07:49] Naoko**
So maybe, from a distance,
we look like we're together?
**[07:52] Nasa**
I-I bet you do! You're bound
to look like a couple!
**[07:55] Tsukasa**
Where is the other teacher
you came with, though?
**[07:58] Naoko**
I think he's getting a pass for one
of the more popular attractions.
**[08:04] Naoko**
This is actually my first time here,
and I don't really get how it works.
**[08:09] Naoko**
He said he won the tickets
to the park, too, I think.
**[08:16] Tsukasa**
*Would you really invite a coworker*
**[08:18] Tsukasa**
* you're not interested in with tickets*
* you just happened to win?*
**[08:21] Tsukasa**
*No! The answer is no, I say!*
**[08:23] Tsukasa**
* The idea that he was able to stumble*
* into tickets so conveniently*
**[08:26] Tsukasa**
*is already out of the question!*
**[08:28] Naoko**
But considering how nice this place is,
**[08:31] Naoko**
I bet it'd be wonderful
to come here on a date.
**[08:35] Tsukasa**
Is that a possibility with
this coworker of yours?
**[08:40] Naoko**
Oh, no way! I'm so boring,
**[08:44] Naoko**
there's no way he'd be interested!
**[08:47] Naoko**
His name is Taniguchi-sensei,
**[08:50] Naoko**
and he's pretty sweet,
always inviting me to movies and such,
**[08:53] Naoko**
because he knows I don't get out much.
**[08:56] Tsukasa**
* A rom-com! This situation is*
* directly out of a rom-com!*
**[09:00] Tsukasa**
* Taniguchi-sensei is the protagonist,*
* and Yanagi-sensei the love interest!*
**[09:04] Tsukasa**
* It's a romantic comedy about*
* the efforts of Taniguchi-sensei*
**[09:08] Tsukasa**
*to romance the super-oblivious Yanagi-sensei!*
**[09:11] Tsukasa**
*Which means we need to get out of here fast!*
**[09:14] Tsukasa**
* If Taniguchi-sensei comes back,*
* the date he arranged at a theme park*
**[09:18] Tsukasa**
* could end up falling apart due to*
* the appearance of acquaintances!*
**[09:22] Tsukasa**
*It's clear to me what needs to be done.*
**[09:26] Tsukasa**
* Evacuate! We clear out at full speed,*
* with no regard for manners or shame!*
**[09:30] Tsukasa**
Oh, darling! Isn't it time for
that ride we got a pass for?
**[09:34] Nasa**
Huh? No, not ye—
**[09:36] Tsukasa**
But we better line up right away,
before the seats are all full!
**[09:39] Tsukasa**
Gotta hurry!
**[09:41] Tsukasa**
Well, Sensei, we'll see you around!
**[09:44] Naoko**
Okay! Let's all have a good time!
**[09:48] Tsukasa**
That was a really close one, darling.
**[09:51] Tsukasa**
We almost ended up torpedoing
Taniguchi-sensei's plan.
**[09:56] Nasa**
Wait, what do you mean?
**[09:58] Tsukasa**
I mean that he probably
didn't win those tickets!
**[10:03] Nasa**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What makes you say that?
**[10:05] Tsukasa**
He had to act like he did in
order to invite Yanagi-sensei.
**[10:09] Tsukasa**
As smart as you are, darling, you're really
clueless about this sort of thing.
**[10:15] Tsukasa**
There's only one reason a guy would
ask a girl to an amusement park.
**[10:20] Tsukasa**
I'm saying Taniguchi-sensei
likes Yanagi-sensei.
**[10:26] Nasa**
Really?!
**[10:27] Tsukasa**
That's right! And having acquaintances around
would put a damper on a romantic mood, right?
**[10:31] Nasa**
Oh, yeah...
**[10:33] Nasa**
But from the way Yanagi-sensei
was talking about it,
**[10:36] Nasa**
I don't think she has any clue at all.
**[10:39] Tsukasa**
I don't think she does.
Which is why I'm betting...
**[10:43] Tsukasa**
Taniguchi-sensei is playing for keeps.
**[10:46] Tsukasa**
It's a do-or-die challenge,
like entering the World Cup.
**[10:50] Tsukasa**
But putting that aside,
**[10:52] Tsukasa**
we should head to our next attraction.
**[10:55] Nasa**
Sure.
**[10:59] Nasa**
This one is next!
**[11:00] Tsukasa**
How do I even describe this?
**[11:02] Tsukasa**
They really went for it with this one!
**[11:03] Nasa**
Yeah. They're definitely not being shy.
**[11:07] Nasa**
Hey, Tsukasa-chan, there's Yanagi-sensei.
**[11:11] Nasa**
Looking at them like this, I bet
anyone could tell he's interested.
**[11:14] Tsukasa**
It's basically written all over his face.
**[11:17] Tsukasa**
He made the right move inviting her,
**[11:19] Tsukasa**
but unless he earns enough
points with this outing,
**[11:22] Tsukasa**
she's just gonna think he's a "nice guy."
**[11:26] Nasa**
Now, what's his play?
**[11:27] Tsukasa**
How will Taniguchi make his approach?
**[11:33] Nasa**
And he reaches out!
**[11:34] Tsukasa**
Can Taniguchi pull this off?!
**[11:41] Nasa**
No goal!
**[11:42] Tsukasa**
He's really feeling that
indecision right now!
**[11:47] Nasa**
Th-This is a pretty tense conflict.
**[11:51] Tsukasa**
It's really frustrating, actually!
**[11:53] Tsukasa**
There's no way he'll be able to earn points
from Yanagi-sensei if he's being so timid!
**[11:59] Nasa**
You're right about that.
**[12:00] Nasa**
He might have a fatal mental weakness.
**[12:04] Nasa**
And Yanagi-sensei does seem kind
of dense about this sort of thing.
**[12:08] Tsukasa**
I guess she's the same type as you, darling.
**[12:11] Nasa**
Aw, come on! I think I'm pretty perceptive.
**[12:17] Tsukasa**
Still, with how dense she is, it might
end up having the reverse effect.
**[12:22] Tsukasa**
This attraction is a dark,
slightly scarier one...
**[12:26] Naoko**
Th-This is pretty exciting, huh?
**[12:29] Taniguchi**
Y-Yeah, I think so.
**[12:31] Naoko**
Um, Taniguchi-sensei...
**[12:33] Naoko**
I, um... scare pretty easily, so...
**[12:39] Naoko**
Is it okay if we hold hands
until the ride's over?
**[12:45] Nasa**
Goal!
**[12:46] Tsukasa**
Taniguchi ends up giving up a goal instead!
**[12:54] Nasa**
That really was one heck of a goal.
**[12:57] Tsukasa**
She landed it clean, too.
**[13:00] Tsukasa**
You think he has any chance
of turning this around?
**[13:02] Nasa**
I'm not really sure.
**[13:05] Nasa**
But there's still eating out, seeing the
lights, the parade, and the fireworks show.
**[13:10] Nasa**
So he'll have more chances to rack up points!
**[13:13] Tsukasa**
Wait, there's all that stuff, too?
That sounds awesome!
**[13:28] Tsukasa**
Taniguchi-sensei really
isn't getting anywhere.
**[13:32] Nasa**
If he likes her, he should just tell her.
**[13:35] Tsukasa**
I'm sure even teachers don't have
the answers when it comes to love.
**[13:42] Taniguchi**
*Should I tell her now? Or is it too early?*
**[13:46] Taniguchi**
*Do I need a more romantic atmosphere first?!*
**[13:49] Taniguchi**
*Somebody, please, tell me!*
**[13:52] Naoko**
Why did you invite me today, anyway?
**[13:56] Taniguchi**
Uh, well, er, I...
**[13:59] Taniguchi**
* This is bad! I didn't think she'd*
* give me an opening like this!*
**[14:03] Taniguchi**
*Wait, but maybe it's my chance!*
**[14:06] Taniguchi**
* I can use a good old-fashioned,*
* "Well, obviously because I like you, Sensei!"*
**[14:11] Taniguchi**
*Okay!*
**[14:12] Taniguchi**
W-Well, it's because...
**[14:14] Girl**
Hey, why did you invite me today?
**[14:16] Guy**
W-Well... the reason is...
**[14:19] Guy**
Because I like you, obviously!
**[14:22] Taniguchi**
* What are you doing, kid?! In front*
* of all these people?! Seriously?!*
**[14:25] Girl**
Oh, I'm so glad! Then you want to go out?
**[14:27] Guy**
Yeah, of course!
**[14:28] Taniguchi**
*You stupid, crazy idiot!*
**[14:30] Taniguchi**
* Don't you realize there are tons of*
* people in your situation in this park?!*
**[14:35] Taniguchi**
*And Yanagi-sensei is paying close attention!*
**[14:37] Girl**
Wait, so that stuff about winning
the tickets wasn't true, was it?
**[14:41] Taniguchi**
*Please! Please stop, I'm begging you!*
**[14:44] Taniguchi**
*You're ruining my plan!*
**[14:46] Guy**
Well, yeah, of course!
**[14:48] Guy**
I said that because I wanted
to invite you on a date.
**[14:51] Taniguchi**
*And I am done.*
**[14:54] Yanagi**
Did you hear all that, Taniguchi-sensei?
**[14:56] Taniguchi**
Y-Yeah.
**[14:58] Taniguchi**
I guess not many people actually
win tickets like you did, huh?
**[15:05] Taniguchi**
*Thank... goodness?*
**[15:06] Taniguchi**
*I guess she didn't catch on!*
**[15:09] Taniguchi**
* Wait, if she didn't figure*
* it out after all that...*
**[15:12] Taniguchi**
* It means she has absolutely no*
* romantic interest in me, right?*
**[15:15] Taniguchi**
*That seems like despairingly bad odds.*
**[15:18] Taniguchi**
* How do I even broach the*
* subject of romance now?*
**[15:23] Naoko**
Oh, look, Taniguchi-sensei.
**[15:25] Naoko**
What's that crowd in
front of the clock tower?
**[15:31] Taniguchi**
Oh, I think it's a wedding.
**[15:34] Naoko**
A w-wedding?
**[15:36] Naoko**
People get married at theme parks?
**[15:39] Taniguchi**
They do. It costs a whole
lot of money, though.
**[15:43] Naoko**
But it's pouring today...
And her dress is soaked.
**[15:48] Taniguchi**
Yeah, but it's not like they can call it off.
**[15:53] Taniguchi**
*I bet they were hoping for better weather.*
**[15:55] Taniguchi**
*They're starting their new life together.*
**[15:58] Taniguchi**
*Still, he's doing better than I am right now.*
**[16:02] Taniguchi**
They look happy.
**[16:05] Taniguchi**
I mean, look at them.
**[16:07] Taniguchi**
They just got married, and they've
already been put through a test like this,
**[16:12] Taniguchi**
but see how they're smiling?
**[16:15] Taniguchi**
A couple that can get through
something like this while smiling
**[16:18] Taniguchi**
is probably going to be okay,
no matter what happens.
**[16:22] Taniguchi**
* Meanwhile, here I am,*
* not even at the starting line.*
**[16:25] Taniguchi**
*No! I can't give up yet!*
**[16:28] Taniguchi**
*I need to try to reach Yanagi-sensei!*
**[16:30] Taniguchi**
S-Since it's almost time for lunch,
**[16:34] Taniguchi**
why don't we head into
one of the restaurants?
**[16:38] Naoko**
Sure, I'd love to!
**[16:43] Tsukasa**
What are we getting on next?
**[16:45] Nasa**
Why don't we grab lunch first?
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
Good point. Hunger can be a
detriment to fun, after all.
**[16:52] Nasa**
Yep.
**[16:58] Aurora**
The sweets hunt and jungle
picnic were both great!
**[17:03] Charlotte**
Aren't theme parks just
the best, Chitose-chan?
**[17:06] Chitose**
Yeah!
**[17:08] Chitose**
Oh, I forgot!
**[17:10] Aurora**
It looks like they were flirting just fine,
even if we weren't around to see it all.
**[17:17] Chitose**
After them!
**[17:18] Charlotte**
Hang on, Chitose-chan!
**[17:21] Tsukasa**
Oh, wow, a buffet!
**[17:25] Nasa**
Grab anything you'd like.
**[17:28] Tsukasa**
Since we're here, how about a game, darling?
**[17:32] Nasa**
A game?
**[17:32] Tsukasa**
Yeah. Instead of picking out your own food,
**[17:35] Tsukasa**
we pick out the food we think the
other will like, and then exchange.
**[17:40] Nasa**
I get it! That does sound like fun.
**[17:42] Tsukasa**
I know exactly what foods you like, after all.
**[17:46] Nasa**
I'm not gonna lose, though!
**[17:48] Aurora**
Even at the buffet...
**[17:50] Charlotte**
There's a whole spectrum
of flirting out there, huh?
**[17:53] Aurora**
That does seem like fun, though.
Let's go in and try it ourselves!
**[17:57] Charlotte**
I'm in!
**[17:59] Chitose**
They're bound to notice us if we do!
**[18:01] Chitose**
And then they'll get super mad!
**[18:05] Aurora**
Not a problem! Now we've
got the perfect disguises.
**[18:08] Charlotte**
Not at all suspicious, right?
**[18:10] Chitose**
I don't think I've seen anything
more suspicious, you dummy!
**[18:12] Aurora**
Aw, don't sweat it.
**[18:13] Charlotte**
Put this on, Chitose-chan!
**[18:16] Chitose**
Hey!
**[18:16] Chitose**
How am I supposed to eat in this thing?!
**[18:21] Aurora**
What kind of fool gets curry at a buffet?
**[18:25] Charlotte**
Fried shrimp, huh?
**[18:28] Aurora**
Okay, that is way too much sausage!
**[18:31] Charlotte**
Oh, no, he put the cakes
next to the curry...
**[18:37] Aurora**
Oh, man, she's gonna be so mad.
**[18:40] Charlotte**
Definitely.
**[18:42] Chitose**
Serves him right! Not that I can see.
**[18:46] Tsukasa**
How'd it go, darling?
**[18:49] Tsukasa**
What's wrong, darling?
**[18:51] Nasa**
Um, well, I, er...
**[18:54] Nasa**
I think I'm gonna take another look!
**[18:57] Tsukasa**
It's okay. I won't get mad,
no matter what you picked.
**[19:01] Nasa**
Y-Yeah, but...
**[19:03] Tsukasa**
Even if the cakes are
brushing against the curry,
**[19:06] Tsukasa**
and the plating is total chaos,
I'll still enjoy it.
**[19:09] Nasa**
How did you know?!
**[19:11] Tsukasa**
Like I said, I know exactly
what you're like, darling.
**[19:15] Aurora**
I see! Yet another way of flirting, then!
**[19:19] Charlotte**
This is so educational!
**[19:20] Chitose**
It is not!
**[19:29] Muffy**
Hi! I'm Muffy!
**[19:32] Little Girl**
Yay! I love Muffy!
**[19:32] Tsukasa**
You can hug him and get a picture of it?!
**[19:34] Nasa**
Yeah, you sure can!
**[19:38] Aurora**
I bet he wants to hug her instead.
**[19:41] Charlotte**
I bet he wants to do a lot more than that.
**[19:44] Chitose**
Quit being pervs at the theme park!
**[19:48] Tsukasa**
Muffy!
**[19:49] Muffy**
Thanks for coming today! Ha-ha!
**[19:52] Tsukasa**
Wow! You're even fluffier than I imagined!
**[19:55] Muffy**
I'm the fluffiest fella in the world! Ha-ha!
**[19:59] Tsukasa**
So cute!
**[20:02] Nasa**
Let's take a picture to remember this! Ha-ha!
**[20:05] Nasa**
*Seeing Tsukasa-chan so excited...*
**[20:07] Nasa**
* It's a side of her I don't*
* usually see. That's so cute.*
**[20:11] Nasa**
*I'm glad we came here.*
**[20:13] Aurora**
I guess Tsukasa-san likes
stuff like that, too.
**[20:17] Charlotte**
It is cute, after all.
**[20:19] Charlotte**
Do you wanna take a picture
too, Chitose-chan?
**[20:24] Chitose**
Y-Yeah.
**[20:27] Chitose**
So fluffy!
**[20:29] Chitose**
So cute!
**[20:31] Aurora**
Must be rough being a tsundere.
**[20:33] Charlotte**
Right?
**[20:35] Tsukasa**
The sky has completely cleared up.
**[20:37] Nasa**
The parade and fireworks come next.
**[20:40] Tsukasa**
Really? That sounds great!
**[20:43] Nasa**
There's Yanagi-sensei and Taniguchi-sensei!
**[20:46] Tsukasa**
The vibe seems different now.
**[20:48] Tsukasa**
Who knows...
**[20:50] Tsukasa**
Maybe the magic is working on them!
**[20:53] Nasa**
Do you think Taniguchi-sensei
told her how he feels?
***SIGN*** ° Not yet.
***SIGN*** He's being a huge wimp.
**[20:59] Taniguchi**
* Things should be going in*
* a positive direction.*
**[21:01] Taniguchi**
* And after today's events,*
* I'm sure about something!*
**[21:04] Taniguchi**
*I really like her!*
**[21:06] Taniguchi**
* I don't want to let anyone*
* else have Yanagi-sensei!*
**[21:08] Taniguchi**
* Which is why I need to tell her how*
* I feel, so we can start dating!*
**[21:15] Naoko**
Thanks for inviting me out
today, Taniguchi-sensei.
**[21:19] Taniguchi**
Oh, r-right.
**[21:20] Naoko**
I had a lot of fun with you!
**[21:25] Taniguchi**
*I love her!*
**[21:34] Naoko**
It's so beautiful.
**[21:39] Taniguchi**
Yanagi-sensei...
**[21:41] Taniguchi**
I had a great time today with you, too.
**[21:46] Naoko**
Really?
**[21:48] Naoko**
You wanna get married, then?
**[21:51] Taniguchi**
What... did you just say?
**[21:54] Naoko**
Well, I mean...
**[21:59] Naoko**
Er, sorry! I know that was sudden!
**[22:01] Naoko**
It's just, y'know...
**[22:03] Naoko**
Um, well...
**[22:05] Naoko**
I felt really comfortable today.
**[22:08] Naoko**
Like being with you all the time
makes sense, or makes me feel at ease...
**[22:13] Naoko**
So I was thinking, with someone like that...
**[22:16] Naoko**
Life would be really nice.
**[22:29] Taniguchi**
I feel the same way.
**[22:35] Taniguchi**
I like you, Yanagi-sensei.
**[22:43] Tsukasa**
Now that's magical.
**[22:51] Aurora**
Things are looking good, huh?
**[22:53] Charlotte**
Really! They get along so well.
**[22:57] Chitose**
We're going home.
**[22:58] Charlotte**
You don't want to say hi?
**[23:01] Chitose**
We had our fun already.
**[23:03] Chitose**
I don't see the need for anything else.
**[23:07] Aurora**
I guess even a professional wet blanket
knows when to respect the mood.
**[23:10] Chitose**
What did you just call me?!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Kaname**
I think Japanese people need to
be more casual about kissing!
**[23:28] Nasa**
Well, it's a pretty subjective issue...
**[23:30] Kaname**
Good morning kisses! Goodbye kisses!
**[23:32] Kaname**
Kisses for a job well done! And...
**[23:34] Kaname**
"Sorry, I really want to finish this quest
today, so go to bed before me" kisses!
**[23:38] Nasa**
Now that's a practical one!
# E4 - Spots to Kiss
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV13G5/spots-to-kiss)
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**[00:00] Nasa**
*My name is Yuzaki Nasa.*
**[00:03] Nasa**
*My wife's name is Tsukasa.*
**[00:05] Nasa**
*On a night when the moon was shining bright,*
**[00:07] Nasa**
*a certain girl saved my life.*
**[00:10] Nasa**
* And that really cute girl would one day be*
* the wife with whom I would share a future!*
**[00:16] Nasa**
* I fell in love at first sight, and proposed*
* to her the same day we met.*
**[00:20] Nasa**
* And trusting how earnest I seemed*
* to be, she one day returned to me.*
**[00:26] Nasa**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting,*
**[00:29] Nasa**
* and ended up together with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 4 Spots to Kiss
**[02:06] Tsukasa**
*My husband is a man you can rely on.*
**[02:09] Tsukasa**
* He's not physically imposing,*
* nor all that strong.*
**[02:13] Tsukasa**
*And yet...*
**[02:15] Kaname**
Senpai!
**[02:18] Nasa**
What's wrong?
**[02:19] Kaname**
I was hoping you could help me.
**[02:21] Kaname**
You think you can fix this thing?
**[02:25] Nasa**
A vacuum, huh?
**[02:27] Kaname**
It suddenly won't turn on anymore.
**[02:31] Nasa**
As long as it's not critically damaged,
I should be able to.
**[02:37] Kaname**
What exactly would count as
"critical damage," anyway?
**[02:40] Nasa**
Well, if the LSI or any integrated
circuits are broken,
**[02:43] Nasa**
the odds of fixing it are pretty bad.
**[02:47] Nasa**
But that stuff usually doesn't break.
**[02:50] Kaname**
I see...
**[02:52] Nasa**
I'd say 80-90% of the time, it's a
problem with the electrical systems.
**[02:55] Nasa**
Usually either some soldering came
loose or a cord's been broken...
**[02:59] Nasa**
Maybe even some parts rusting. Most of
the time, it's something like that.
**[03:04] Tsukasa**
Here you go.
**[03:05] Kaname**
Oh, thank you.
**[03:09] Nasa**
This means the solder point here is loose...
**[03:13] Nasa**
So we fill it in a little.
**[03:20] Nasa**
There you go. It's working.
**[03:24] Kaname**
You're such a big help, Senpai!
**[03:28] Nasa**
I'm just glad I could get it working.
**[03:30] Aya**
I have a request for the
ever-helpful Nasa-kun!
**[03:34] Nasa**
Aya-san?
**[03:35] Kaname**
What do you want?
**[03:37] Aya**
I'll have you know I'm in a bit of a pinch!
More than a bit! A *huge* pinch, in fact!
**[03:42] Aya**
I've got finals coming up
at the end of the month!
**[03:47] Aya**
What was that sigh for?! How do you
already know where this is going?!
**[03:51] Aya**
However, as you have guessed,
I haven't studied at all!
**[03:54] Aya**
My attendance is pretty bad, too, so Aya's
in a real "fail the year" kinda pinch!
**[03:58] Aya**
I can't afford a failing grade! I'll fail the year!
**[04:02] Aya**
This may be Aya's biggest
and most painful pinch yet!
**[04:05] Kaname**
You get what you deserve.
**[04:06] Aya**
From what I was able to figure out,
**[04:08] Aya**
the trend for getting grades up
**[04:09] Aya**
is asking a smart friend instead of
going to cram school or getting a tutor!
**[04:13] Aya**
That's how it works in
both *Magazine* and *Jump*!
**[04:16] Aya**
So teach me, Nasa-kun!
**[04:18] Nasa**
Uh, I only graduated middle school.
**[04:21] Nasa**
Teaching a high school student
when I never went to high school is—
**[04:24] Aya**
But you're smart!
**[04:26] Aya**
So I'm sure you can teach real good!
**[04:30] Nasa**
Can I, though?
**[04:32] Tsukasa**
Why not take a look at her
books to get a better idea?
**[04:36] Nasa**
Can you show them to me?
**[04:38] Aya**
Yay!
**[04:40] Sign**
Math III
**[04:41] Nasa**
* I dunno, though...*
* I mean, high school material...*
**[04:47] Aya**
Nasa-kun...
**[04:48] Aya**
You just thought, "Wait, how can she not
understand such simple material?" Didn't you?
**[04:54] Nasa**
I... wouldn't go that far.
**[04:57] Aya**
But you did think it was easy, didn't you?
**[04:59] Nasa**
If this is as hard as it gets... yeah.
**[05:02] Aya**
Th-Then can you teach me?
**[05:04] Nasa**
Well... I don't really know
where you're at right now,
**[05:08] Nasa**
so could you show me some of your quizzes?
**[05:10] Aya**
Okay!
**[05:14] Nasa**
Th-This is really... something.
**[05:16] Aya**
Tee-hee!
**[05:17] Kaname**
Don't you "tee-hee" us.
**[05:19] Aya**
But studying is so...
**[05:21] Kaname**
Yeah, yeah...
**[05:22] Nasa**
Okay.
**[05:23] Nasa**
I'm going to put together a series
of once-daily worksheets for you.
**[05:27] Nasa**
Can you promise to work on them
until you've got them memorized?
**[05:30] Aya**
Will that be enough?
**[05:32] Nasa**
Yep. That's all you have to do.
**[05:34] Nasa**
We'll start tomorrow, so could
you bring all your books in?
**[05:38] Aya**
Okay!
**[05:40] Tsukasa**
Are you sure about this?
**[05:41] Nasa**
It should be fine. Especially if the
goal is just to not fail on her finals.
**[05:45] Nasa**
I've got a knack for predicting
the questions on exams.
**[05:50] Nasa**
If you look at the statistics for past tests
and imagine the mindset of the test writers,
**[05:54] Nasa**
you can pretty easily stay
one step ahead of them.
**[05:57] Nasa**
It's utilizing this ability to its full extent
**[06:00] Nasa**
that got me ranked #1 in the nation!
**[06:03] Tsukasa**
* I was asking about the work that*
* he'd have to sink into this, actually.*
**[06:10] Tsukasa**
* But my darling doesn't even*
* consider that kind of thing.*
**[06:14] Tsukasa**
*When people say someone is reliable,*
**[06:16] Tsukasa**
* they probably mean people who*
* don't expect anything in return.*
**[06:20] Nasa**
So that means...
**[06:21] Nasa**
The answer should be three.
**[06:24] Aya**
This is so hard...
**[06:26] Nasa**
I'll explain again from the beginning, then.
**[06:29] Nasa**
Honestly, Nasa-kun, how can you even
memorize these long chains of weird codes?
**[06:36] Nasa**
They're not weird chains.
**[06:39] Nasa**
Each one of these formulas represents
**[06:41] Nasa**
the history of mathematicians,
who were all seeking answers.
**[06:47] Nasa**
For example, calculus is the
result of work Newton did
**[06:51] Nasa**
prior to his discovery of gravity
by applying Kepler's laws.
**[06:55] Nasa**
Then there's the relationship
between energy and mass,
**[06:57] Nasa**
which Einstein expressed as E = mc²,
**[07:00] Nasa**
something he came up with after
studying light for over a decade.
**[07:04] Nasa**
These formulas are the results of
decades, centuries, even millennia
**[07:09] Nasa**
of humanity's knowledge.
They're fragments of wisdom.
**[07:13] Nasa**
The fact that we only have to memorize them
is thanks to the work of our predecessors.
**[07:17] Nasa**
Wouldn't you feel bad if you got it wrong?
**[07:21] Aya**
I-I think I'll keep at it a bit longer.
**[07:24] Nasa**
That's the spirit! So, like I said,
from the top again...
**[07:28] Tsukasa**
*My husband is a lovely man.*
**[07:32] Tsukasa**
*He's capable of doing so much on his own,*
**[07:34] Tsukasa**
* but he never thinks those things are*
* the sole result of just his efforts.*
**[07:38] Tsukasa**
* He has gratitude and respect*
* for those who came before him.*
**[07:41] Tsukasa**
*That's really cool of him.*
**[07:47] Nasa**
*My wife is really kind.*
**[07:50] Nasa**
* She pays a lot of attention to other*
* people, and is considerate of them.*
**[07:55] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[07:57] Nasa**
What's up?
**[07:58] Tsukasa**
Is this another worksheet for Aya-san?
**[08:00] Nasa**
Nope. I made all of those already.
**[08:03] Nasa**
The rest will depend on how hard she tries.
**[08:06] Nasa**
What I'm doing now is a putting together
an HR system for a senpai of mine.
**[08:11] Nasa**
They're going independent and
getting into the VTuber business!
**[08:15] Nasa**
You're interested in that stuff, aren't you?
**[08:17] Tsukasa**
I'd say so, but...
**[08:19] Tsukasa**
Darling, you've been sitting
like that this whole time.
**[08:23] Nasa**
That is true, yeah.
**[08:24] Tsukasa**
And yet you're still banging on that keyboard
**[08:27] Tsukasa**
without ever taking a break.
**[08:29] Tsukasa**
Doesn't it wear you out?
**[08:31] Nasa**
I guess my shoulders and back do kinda hurt.
**[08:37] Tsukasa**
Darling. I need you to stop working for a sec.
**[08:41] Nasa**
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[08:43] Tsukasa**
Yeah, you are definitely stiff as a rock.
**[08:47] Nasa**
What?! What was that?!
**[08:49] Tsukasa**
You're going to end up
hurting yourself someday.
**[08:52] Tsukasa**
And that being the case, darling, take off
your hoodie and lie down right here.
**[08:58] Tsukasa**
I'm gonna give you a massage.
**[09:00] Nasa**
Aw, that's fine! I'd feel
guilty for troubling you!
**[09:03] Tsukasa**
Less quibbling and more laying down!
**[09:06] Tsukasa**
Don't worry about it so much.
We're married, remember?
**[09:15] Nasa**
I don't think I've ever gotten
a massage like this before.
**[09:20] Tsukasa**
Really? Well, good for you.
That means I'm your first.
**[09:25] Tsukasa**
Okay, I'm starting.
**[09:27] Nasa**
*I can't see Tsukasa-chan behind me, but...*
**[09:31] Nasa**
* Her slender fingers are*
* rubbing my body so forcefully.*
**[09:35] Nasa**
*This is a lot more exciting than I expected!*
**[09:38] Tsukasa**
How's that?
**[09:39] Nasa**
It feels really good.
**[09:43] Tsukasa**
This is kind of an awkward position.
**[09:48] Nasa**
O-Oh, my!
**[09:49] Tsukasa**
Don't move now, darling.
**[09:54] Tsukasa**
You are very stiff, sir.
**[09:56] Tsukasa**
You should really be a little
more health-conscious!
**[10:00] Nasa**
I-I'll try.
**[10:05] Nasa**
* Gotta admit, I had no idea*
* massages could feel this good.*
**[10:09] Nasa**
* Something about having Tsukasa-chan*
* touch me all over like this...*
**[10:14] Nasa**
*I wanna give* her *a massage!*
**[10:17] Nasa**
*Wait, no, I don't mean anything dirty by that!*
**[10:20] Nasa**
* It's just, I'd feel bad if*
* I didn't return the favor...*
**[10:24] Tsukasa**
Okay, let's finish off with a hand massage.
**[10:28] Tsukasa**
Turn around for me.
**[10:38] Nasa**
This is kind of embarrassing.
**[10:42] Tsukasa**
Is it?
**[10:46] Tsukasa**
There, and now...
**[10:49] Tsukasa**
All done.
**[10:52] Tsukasa**
How's that? Feeling a little better?
**[10:55] Nasa**
Y-Yeah. And I was wondering...
**[10:58] Nasa**
I want to give you a massage, too.
**[11:02] Nasa**
I want you to feel good, too!
**[11:06] Tsukasa**
I appreciate the thought, but...
**[11:08] Tsukasa**
I tend to heal fast and never get sick,
**[11:12] Tsukasa**
so I don't get too stiff.
**[11:15] Tsukasa**
H-Hang on, don't be so
obviously disappointed!
**[11:18] Tsukasa**
Okay, then...
**[11:21] Tsukasa**
Maybe a shoulder rub would be good?
**[11:25] Nasa**
Thank you!
**[11:26] Nasa**
I'm gonna try real hard to
make you feel good, okay?!
**[11:30] Tsukasa**
Okay. But mind your phrasing, please.
**[11:36] Nasa**
* When my wife pulls her hair back*
* and shows the nape of her neck...*
**[11:40] Nasa**
*It's like... peak housewife stuff.*
**[11:43] Nasa**
Okay... here I go.
**[11:45] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[11:47] Nasa**
I'm really gonna do it, okay?
**[11:48] Tsukasa**
Yeah, I get it! Just come on!
**[11:56] Nasa**
* I've never touched her*
* shoulders like this before.*
**[11:59] Nasa**
*They're so soft, but warm...*
**[12:02] TSukasa**
Darling!
**[12:04] Nasa**
What's wrong?
**[12:06] Tsukasa**
I get nervous when people touch me.
**[12:10] Tsukasa**
So, well...
**[12:13] Tsukasa**
Be gentle, okay?
**[12:17] Nasa**
I-I'll try!
**[12:22] Nasa**
H-How's that?
**[12:27] Tsukasa**
I didn't think I needed it,
**[12:31] Tsukasa**
but this does feel really good.
**[12:34] Tsukasa**
Thank you, darling.
**[12:36] Nasa**
Sure!
**[12:37] Tsukasa**
*My wife is so cute!*
**[12:41] Tsukasa**
*And...*
**[12:48] Tsukasa**
*She's just really cute!*
**[12:53] Kaname**
How many times do you and
Tsukassan kiss every day, Senpai?
**[12:59] Kaname**
I'm asking for nitty-gritty details about
your marriage's physical intimacy, is all.
**[13:04] Nasa**
Could you not, please?
**[13:06] Kaname**
See, the thing is,
**[13:08] Kaname**
I was going down a YouTube rabbit hole,
looking for the sexiest material I could find...
**[13:12] Nasa**
What on earth made you do
that in the first place?
**[13:15] Kaname**
And there was this ex-athlete
lady whose channel came up.
**[13:19] Kaname**
And as for the content there...
**[13:22] Kaname**
A video from a reality show talked about how
many times she and her husband kissed in a day!
**[13:28] Kaname**
And wow, it was really something!
**[13:29] Kaname**
They kiss like nuts, I'm telling you!
All over the place!
**[13:32] Kaname**
It's real smooch-smooch-smoochie
smooch-smooch-smooching!
**[13:34] Nasa**
I get it. Please stop now.
**[13:36] Kaname**
So after I finished it, I got curious...
**[13:39] Kaname**
How is it for you?
**[13:42] Kaname**
How many times do the
Yuzakis do it in a day?!
**[13:45] Nasa**
Could you not wonder that kind of thing?!
**[13:48] Kaname**
So, for real though, how many times?!
**[13:51] Kaname**
How many times do you and Tsukassan
get that tongue action going on
**[13:54] Kaname**
as you slurp on each other's lips?!
**[13:57] Nasa**
Could you not describe things
as disturbingly as possible?!
**[14:00] Kaname**
You say that, but I think it's a good thing.
**[14:03] Nasa**
What is?
**[14:04] Kaname**
A married couple should get along well.
**[14:06] Kaname**
And if you get along, isn't it
natural to be more intimate?
**[14:11] Kaname**
Which is why Kaname-chan
here has a hot tip for you!
**[14:16] Kaname**
Did you know you could kiss
more places than the lips?
**[14:21] Nasa**
What exactly do you mean?
**[14:22] Kaname**
This is something I found while trying to
find the sexiest images I could on Twitter...
**[14:28] Nasa**
Seriously, what goes through
your head when you do this?
**[14:32] Kaname**
Apparently the meaning behind a kiss
varies depending on where it lands!
**[14:39] Kaname**
A kiss on the ear, for instance!
**[14:41] Kaname**
It's supposed to be seductive.
**[14:44] Kaname**
A kiss to the throat represents need.
**[14:46] Kaname**
A kiss on the palm is supplication.
**[14:48] Kaname**
And a kiss on the shin is a sign of obedience!
**[14:53] Kaname**
Is that hot or what?!
**[14:55] Nasa**
Y-Yeah, I guess...
**[14:58] Kaname**
Which is why I have poured
my heart and soul
**[15:01] Kaname**
into collating the kiss data
I've collected for you.
**[15:03] Kaname**
It's yours now,
**[15:06] Kaname**
so I hope you can enjoy more profound
physical intimacy with your wife!
**[15:10] Nasa**
C-Come on, I don't need this
weirdly specific kind of help!
**[15:14] Kaname**
Don't want it, then?
***SIGN*** List •Kiss on the hair Longing •Kiss on the forehead Blessing •Kiss on the cheek Trust •Kiss on the ear Seduction •Kiss on the nose Good Will •Kiss on the lips Attraction •Kiss on the chin Embarrassment •Kiss on the throat Need •Kiss on the wrist Desire •Kiss on the arm Attachment •Kiss on the chest Passion •Kiss on the palm Supplication •Kiss on the fingertips Admiration •Kiss on the waist Binding •Kiss on the shin Obedience
**[15:17] Nasa**
S-Since you made it, I'll take it...
**[15:26] Nasa**
* So the meaning changes*
* depending on the location...*
**[15:30] Tsukasa**
Darling.
**[15:31] Nasa**
Yes?!
**[15:32] Tsukasa**
I need some vegetables, so I'm
gonna head to the supermarket.
**[15:35] Nasa**
Oh, in that case, I'll go, too. It's kind of late.
**[15:39] Nasa**
*And I need to cool off...*
**[15:51] Tsukasa**
Since we're out, let's take a detour back.
**[15:55] Tsukasa**
It's an evening stroll date.
**[15:57] Nasa**
Sure.
**[16:03] Nasa**
*I don't mind taking walks at night like this.*
**[16:07] Nasa**
* When there's a faint breeze,*
* and we're walking outside...*
**[16:11] Nasa**
*When we're walking outside...*
**[16:14] Nasa**
* I can catch the faint, sweet smell*
* coming from Tsukasa-chan's hair!*
**[16:18] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[16:20] Tsukasa**
What are you sniffing at?
**[16:22] Nasa**
W-Well, I just... It's...
**[16:26] Nasa**
Y-Your hair smells nice, so I was sniffing it.
**[16:32] Tsukasa**
It's really charming how, despite being smart,
at times you really don't seem that way.
**[16:37] Nasa**
Was that even a compliment?!
**[16:38] Tsukasa**
Still...
**[16:40] Tsukasa**
You could've just asked,
and I'd let you touch it.
**[16:45] Nasa**
For real?!
**[16:46] Tsukasa**
W-Well, yeah.
**[16:48] Nasa**
Th-Then...
**[16:50] Nasa**
Can I touch your hair?
**[16:57] Tsukasa**
G-Go ahead.
**[16:59] Nasa**
O-Okay, then.
**[17:06] Nasa**
Your hair is really silky, Tsukasa-chan.
**[17:08] Tsukasa**
Th-Thanks...
**[17:12] Tsukasa**
* A kiss on the ear, for instance!*
* It's supposed to be seductive.*
**[17:19] Kaname**
*A kiss to the throat represents need.*
**[17:24] Kaname**
*A kiss on the palm is supplication.*
**[17:27] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[17:29] Nasa**
T-Tsukasa-chan!
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
Wh-Whoa, hang on!
**[17:33] Tsukasa**
I mean... what if someone
sees us? It'd be embarrassing.
**[17:36] Nasa**
But it's so dark out. It's probably fine.
**[17:39] Tsukasa**
No... When you think you can't be seen,
**[17:42] Tsukasa**
it usually just means you don't
realize you're being seen.
**[17:45] Nasa**
I see.
**[17:47] Nasa**
But even so,
**[17:48] Nasa**
we're being really careful,
so I think it might be fine!
**[17:53] Nasa**
Also, we're already married! So even if
someone does see, we're in the clear, right?
**[17:58] Tsukasa**
It's really charming how, despite being smart,
at times you really don't seem that way.
**[18:03] Nasa**
Again, is that supposed
to be a compliment?!
**[18:09] Nasa**
What is it?
**[18:15] Nasa**
It's Yanagi-sensei!
**[18:17] Tsukasa**
Isn't that the guy from the theme park?
**[18:20] Nasa**
Yeah. Taniguchi-sensei.
**[18:22] Tsukasa**
They seem to getting along.
**[18:24] Nasa**
Sure do.
**[18:33] Tsukasa**
W-Was that—
**[18:34] Nasa**
They're already like that?!
**[18:36] Tsukasa**
Does this mean the confession
actually worked?!
**[18:39] Tsukasa**
Wh-Wh-What do we do?
**[18:41] Nasa**
I-I-I'm not sure!
**[18:43] Tsukasa**
Let's get out of here, fast!
**[18:44] Nasa**
But we can't move, not now!
**[19:05] Nasa**
*That was such a shock...*
**[19:09] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[19:12] Tsukasa**
Kaname gave us these.
**[19:15] Tsukasa**
She's really generous, the way
she always shares with us.
**[19:19] Nasa**
Th-That she is...
**[19:24] Tsukas**
They're good and sweet, aren't they?
**[19:28] Nasa**
They are!
**[19:29] Nasa**
* According to the data, a kiss*
* on the eyelid is for yearning...*
**[19:33] Nasa**
* And a kiss on the back of*
* the hand is for affection!*
**[19:36] Tsukasa**
Hey, come to think of it...
**[19:37] Tsukasa**
She gave me a list of different kiss locations
and their meanings along with the grapes.
***SIGN*** List
•Kiss on the hair Longing
•Kiss on the forehead Blessing
•Kiss on the cheek Trust
•Kiss on the ear Seduction
•Kiss on the nose Good Will
•Kiss on the lips Attraction
•Kiss on the chin Embarrassment
•Kiss on the throat Need
•Kiss on the wrist Desire
**[19:45] Nasa**
She gave that to you, too?!
**[19:47] Tsukasa**
Wait, she gave it to you, too?
**[19:49] Nasa**
That girl, seriously...
**[19:51] Tsukasa**
It's pretty interesting, though.
**[19:53] Tsukasa**
People are always thinking about this
kind of thing, no matter the age.
**[19:57] Tsukasa**
Apparently the cheek is for trust,
and the arm for attachment.
**[20:06] Tsukasa**
U-Uh, Nasa-kun?
**[20:09] Nasa**
A kiss on the throat is supposed
to represent need...
**[20:12] Tsukasa**
Jeez, where did that come from?
**[20:16] Tsukasa**
In that case, I'll...
**[20:22] Tsukasa**
A kiss on the ear is supposed
to be for seduction.
**[20:30] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, can I see your hand?
**[20:35] Tsukasa**
Like this?
**[20:39] Nasa**
*A kiss on the wrist shows desire.*
**[20:43] Nasa**
*The palm is supplication.*
**[20:46] Tsukasa**
*Fingertips are for admiration.*
**[20:49] Tsukasa**
*A kiss to the forehead is a blessing.*
**[20:53] Tsukasa**
*And on top of the head is longing.*
**[20:57] Tsukasa**
What else was there?
**[21:00] Nasa**
There's also... the chest... and the stomach.
**[21:04] Tsukasa**
The chest and the stomach, huh?
**[21:07] Nasa**
Is it okay if I do it from
on top of your clothes?
**[21:11] Nasa**
I guess...
**[21:13] Nasa**
But what's it mean?
**[21:18] Nasa**
I forget.
**[21:31] Kaname**
Senpai, do you two ever make out in the park?
**[21:35] Kaname**
Well, the other night, I saw you go for it,
but then Tsukassan stopped you,
**[21:40] Kaname**
and instead you sniffed her hair a bunch.
**[21:43] Nasa**
You saw all that, Kaname-chan?!
**[21:45] Kaname**
Well, of course I did!
**[21:47] Kaname**
Everybody did.
**[21:49] Nasa**
What?!
**[21:51] Nasa**
* I remember thinking we shouldn't*
* fool around outside anymore.*
**[21:55] [SONG] Ending sign**
Closed for the Day
***SIGN*** Sorry!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Nasa**
The relaxing effects of
a hot spring are amazing!
**[23:27] Nasa**
Even better than music and
aromatherapy, they say!
**[23:30] Tsukasa**
Getting away from the
city probably helps, too.
**[23:32] Nasa**
Hot springs really are relaxing.
**[23:34] Nasa**
But then...
**[23:36] Both**
Why are we both feeling so nervous instead?
# E5 - The Exciting Expert of the Hot Springs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV8ZM1/the-exciting-expert-of-the-hot-springs)
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**[00:02] Arisugawa Mom**
I'm home!
**[00:06] Kaname**
Huh? And who were you again?
**[00:09] Arisugawa Mom**
How awful!
**[00:10] Arisugawa Mom**
Did you really forget your
mom's face, Kaname-chan?!
**[00:13] Kaname**
Come to think of it, I remember
there being some mom
**[00:15] Kaname**
who ditched her daughters
to go hang out overseas.
**[00:17] Arisugawa Mom**
Your mom was feeling unstable, okay?!
**[00:20] Arisugawa Mom**
Her husband running off with some
younger woman was a real shock!
**[00:23] Arisugawa Mom**
So she tends to do crazy stuff
out of the blue sometimes!
**[00:25] Arisugawa Mom**
Do you understand?!
**[00:27] Arisugawa Mom**
Please say you do!
**[00:30] Kaname**
You actually realize it's crazy, huh?
**[00:32] Arisugawa Mom**
But it's gonna be okay!
**[00:34] Arisugawa Mom**
Because your mom has come home with
a lovely gift for her daughters!
**[00:40] Nasa**
A pair of tickets to a hot spring?
**[00:42] Kaname**
Yep. Seems like my mom won it in a contest.
**[00:47] Kaname**
But we can't go, so I figured I'd
ask if you and Tsukassan wanted to.
**[00:53] Nasa**
No, no, we couldn't do that.
**[00:55] Nasa**
You should go with your family.
**[00:57] Nasa**
I thought about that,
**[01:00] Nasa**
but they're only good through June.
**[01:03] Nasa**
Which means my sister will
be in the middle of finals.
**[01:07] Nasa**
I've gotta tend to the bathhouse.
And as far as mom goes...
**[01:11] Arisugawa Mom**
Hot springs remind me of my honeymoon
with my runaway husband.
**[01:16] Nasa**
Why enter the contest, then?
**[01:19] Arisugawa Mom**
I dunno!
**[01:20] Nasa**
I mean, I'm happy to accept them,
**[01:23] Nasa**
but are you sure?
**[01:24] Kaname**
Of course I'm sure!
**[01:26] Kaname**
Besides, you two haven't actually
gone on a honeymoon yet, right?
**[01:31] Nasa**
Oh, right...
**[01:32] Kaname**
There you go!
**[01:37] Nasa**
Kaname-chan said to use
these for our honeymoon.
**[01:42] Tsukasa**
That's really generous of her.
**[01:44] Nasa**
Right?
**[01:45] Tsukasa**
What kind of hot spring is it, anyway?
**[01:47] Nasa**
It's supposed to be really amazing.
**[01:49] Nasa**
The rooms come with open-air baths.
**[01:56] Nasa**
Wh-What should we do?
**[01:59] Tsukasa**
What do you mean?
**[02:00] Nasa**
Well... I mean... it'd be just the two of us.
**[02:06] Tsukasa**
R-Right... I see what you mean.
**[02:10] Tsukasa**
But... we're married, so...
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
We might as well go, right?
**[02:22] Nasa**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 5 The Exciting Expert of the Hot Springs
**[03:54] Kaname**
All right, you two have fun!
**[03:57] Kaname**
I'll take good care of Toast!
**[03:59] Kaname**
Don't worry about souvenirs!
Just make sure to enjoy yourselves!
**[04:04] Nasa**
I-It's nice how the weather
has really cleared up.
**[04:07] Tsukasa**
G-Good point. Even though it's June.
**[04:12] Tsukasa**
So... how are we making the trip?
**[04:14] Nasa**
Well... I thought we'd start with the train.
**[04:17] Tsukasa**
Will we really be able to make
it there without any trouble?
**[04:21] Nasa**
What do you mean?
**[04:22] Tsukasa**
Well, remember when we went to Nara before?
**[04:26] Nasa**
Oh, yeah, I remember.
When Chitose-chan showed up.
**[04:30] Tsukasa**
Which means we have no idea
when she might pop up,
**[04:34] Tsukasa**
so we better be careful!
**[04:36] Chitose**
Wow, a trip to a hot spring? Fancy that.
**[04:40] Aurora**
Huh...
**[04:40] Charlotte**
Are we not going after them?
**[04:42] Chitose**
Of course not.
**[04:43] Chitose**
I have stuff to do.
Finals are coming up, and I'm busy!
**[04:48] Chitose**
Besides, I'm not rude enough to crash
a married couple's private time.
**[04:52] Aurora**
Wow! After all the rude stuff she's
done before! Chitose is growing!
**[04:57] Charlotte**
I'm so proud of you, Chi-chan!
**[04:59] Chitose**
Stop making fun of me!
***SIGN*** Hot Spring
**[05:04] Nasa**
Y'know, this might be my first
time visiting a hot spring.
***SIGN*** This train is a special direct service line to the hot spring in Nagano
***SIGN*** The time now is:
**[05:07] Nasa**
Have you gone before, Tsukasa-chan?
**[05:10] Tsukasa**
Oh, good question.
**[05:12] Tsukasa**
Well, Japanese people have always
had a fondness for hot springs.
**[05:15] Tsukasa**
Even Yoshimune liked to visit Kusatsu.
**[05:18] Tsukasa**
I didn't expect the two of us
to visit one together, though.
**[05:22] Nasa**
Are you feeling nervous?
**[05:27] Tsukasa**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Why would I feel nervous?
**[05:30] Nasa**
Well, your face looks a little tight...
**[05:33] Tsukasa**
I-I-I-I-It's not because
I'm nervous, not at all!
**[05:36] Tsukasa**
I'm just looking forward to the hot
spring so much that I'm shaking!
**[05:40] Nasa**
I see! Well, that's a good thing.
**[05:42] Tsukasa**
Sure is! W-Would you like to eat lunch?
**[05:46] Nasa**
Oh, sure.
**[05:47] Nasa**
* Even if that's true,*
* I'm super nervous myself!*
**[05:56] Tsukasa**
Th-This is a huge inn...
**[05:59] Nasa**
I-It really is massive.
**[06:02] Tsukasa**
Are we sure this is the right place?
**[06:06] Nasa**
It should be...
**[06:07] Tsukasa**
I guess we should go in for now.
**[06:14] Tsukasa**
W-Wow!
**[06:17] Nasa**
This is crazy luxurious!
**[06:20] Nasa**
Are you sure this is the right room?!
**[06:22] Staff**
Yes, it certainly is.
**[06:24] Staff**
The open-air bath is part of the room,
but we also have a larger, 24-hour bathhouse,
**[06:30] Staff**
which you're free to make use of.
**[06:33] Nasa**
I guess this is the right room after all.
**[06:36] Tsukasa**
L-Looks like it.
**[06:37] Nasa**
Well, since we're here,
why don't we hop in the bath?
**[06:41] Nasa**
N-No, I meant... the big one!
**[06:44] Tsukasa**
Oh, of course!
**[06:49] Tsukasa**
So let's spend an hour in the big bath,
and then we'll take a look around town.
**[06:55] Nasa**
Right. We'll meet up in the
room around 4:00 PM, then.
**[06:58] Tsukasa**
S-Sure.
**[07:00] Nasa**
What is it?
**[07:02] Tsukasa**
W-Well, it's just...
**[07:06] Tsukasa**
N-Never mind.
**[07:09] Tsukasa**
*At the moment, I can't help but wonder...*
**[07:11] Tsukasa**
*How is Nasa-kun so relaxed?!*
**[07:14] Tsukasa**
* I'm completely on edge about*
* visiting a hot spring together.*
**[07:18] Tsukasa**
* So how is my darling*
* maintaining his composure?*
**[07:22] Tsukasa**
*Could he be used to it or something?*
**[07:27] Nasa**
I'll see you later, then.
**[07:28] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:33] Nasa**
Well, I guess I'll hit the bath.
**[07:45] Nasa**
She wasn't kidding when she
said the baths were big!
**[07:48] Nasa**
Kaname-chan's place isn't bad or anything,
but you can tell the hot spring difference.
**[07:53] Nasa**
So, here I am, on a hot spring
trip with Tsukasa-chan...
**[07:57] Nasa**
It doesn't feel real for some reason,
which would explain why I'm not nervous.
**[08:02] Nasa**
* Maybe when a situation is too perfect, you end*
* up getting a bizarrely peaceful feeling?*
**[08:08] Nasa**
*My head's empty. Completely empty.*
**[08:11] Nasa**
*Almost so quiet that it scares me.*
**[08:15] Nasa**
* Is this that "water still as*
* a mirror" mental state?!*
**[08:17] Nasa**
* Aw, no! I'm on a hot springs trip with my wife!*
* This is no time to reach enlightenment!*
**[08:23] Nasa**
It's like a second attempt at a honeymoon!
**[08:25] Nasa**
Which means I need to do everything
I can to make it a memorable one!
**[08:31] Nasa**
* I've got 50 minutes until*
* Tsukasa-chan gets out of the bath!*
**[08:33] Nasa**
* I'll research everything I can*
* about Kusatsu in the meantime,*
**[08:36] Nasa**
* and make sure to provide the best*
* escort around town possible!*
**[08:38] Nasa**
*And with that settled...*
**[08:39] Nasa**
Hey, Jiri!
**[08:41] Jiri**
*How can I help you?*
**[08:45] Nasa**
* All right, all right, I think*
* I've got the broad outline.*
**[08:48] Nasa**
* First thing that comes to mind with Kusatsu*
* is the Yubatake, with all the hot springs.*
**[08:52] Nasa**
* Next is yumomi, the water-turning*
* process. It's crucial.*
**[08:56] Nasa**
*There's also getting onsen dumplings,*
**[08:59] Nasa**
* tempura maitake mushrooms,*
* and soba noodles.*
**[09:01] Nasa**
* And Kusatsu-style mochi*
* makes a good souvenir.*
**[09:03] Nasa**
* If I can cover all these bases,*
* this trip will be Kusatsu as heck!*
**[09:07] Nasa**
With that settled,
it's time to get my research on!
**[09:10] Nasa**
I've got 40 minutes left! First, I'll scope
out the locations on the grounds of the inn!
**[09:17] Tokiko**
Sorry, could you help me?
**[09:19] Tokiko**
Do you know where the front desk is?
**[09:23] Tokiko**
This place is so huge, I'm a bit lost...
**[09:26] Nasa**
Oh... I just got here myself,
so I'm not really sure.
**[09:29] Tsukiko**
This place is downright massive. It's hard for
an old timer to get the lay of the the land.
**[09:35] Tsukiko**
I wish my husband was here, but he
passed away so much sooner than me.
**[09:42] Tsukiko**
Kusatsu meant so much to us, but now that
I'm here alone, I have no idea what to do.
**[09:47] Nasa**
Then...
**[09:49] Nasa**
In that case, I can show you the way!
**[09:51] Tsukiko**
Really? Oh, I don't know what to say!
**[09:54] Nasa**
*It'll be okay! I still have 30 minutes!*
**[09:57] Nasa**
* Once I get her to the front desk,*
* I'll head straight to the Yubatake!*
***SIGN*** Ladies
**[10:23] Aya**
I think young people
should have more freedom.
**[10:27] Kaname**
Got tired of studying for the finals, huh?
**[10:30] Aya**
That's right! I'm totally worn out!
I wanted to go to the hot spring, too!
**[10:34] Aya**
I wanted to take a bath, get in the sauna,
drink some milk, and then sleep!
**[10:37] Aya**
Sleep as much as possible! Do you get me?!
**[10:39] Kaname**
Can't say that I don't, but...
**[10:42] Kaname**
Okay, how about a change of pace, then?
**[10:45] Aya**
What do you mean?
**[10:47] Kaname**
Well, it might not be a hot spring,
but this is still a bathhouse,
**[10:50] Kaname**
and once the customers are gone, you can
use the big baths as much as you want.
**[10:57] Aya**
That's my Kaname-chan! Thanks!
**[11:00] Kaname**
Aw, it's not that big a deal.
**[11:09] Aya**
So...
**[11:11] Aya**
What exactly am I doing?
**[11:13] Kaname**
You're going to be helping
me out for a change of pace.
**[11:16] Aya**
What?! So the way I'm changing things
up is to go from studying to working?
**[11:21] Kaname**
Damn right.
**[11:22] Kaname**
It's not like you're studying to get
into Tokyo University or anything, right?
**[11:26] Kaname**
You just want to avoid a failing grade
**[11:28] Kaname**
so you don't have to repeat a year.
That's bare-minimum level.
**[11:30] Aya**
W-Well...
**[11:32] Kaname**
And if you're so spineless that two or
three days of that has left you wiped out,
**[11:36] Kaname**
then give up on studying and learn how
to work right now, you get me?! Slacker!
**[11:41] Aya**
This is sister abuse...
**[11:44] Aya**
B-But it's so hard!
**[11:46] Aya**
I usually sleep through class, so I don't
understand any of this stuff! Y'know?!
**[11:51] Kaname**
It amazes me how you can be totally honest
about how you deserve what you're getting.
**[11:55] Aya**
I've always been good at coming
up with excuses to slack off!
**[11:58] Kaname**
Yeah, you suck, all right.
**[12:00] Kaname**
But hey, it's all right.
**[12:03] Kaname**
I never thought you'd be able
to fill in for Tsukassan,
**[12:07] Kaname**
so I called in some help.
**[12:09] Chitose**
"Called in some help"?
**[12:11] Chitose**
Why do I have to help you clean
up your bathhouse, exactly?!
**[12:15] Kaname**
Why? Well, I figured you'd be lonely with
Tsukassan away on her hot spring trip.
**[12:21] Chitose**
That doesn't add up to me helping
with your family business!
**[12:24] Chitose**
And what point is there in wearing
a swimsuit to clean a bathhouse?!
**[12:28] Chitose**
It's not like I can't
clean in regular clothes!
**[12:31] Kaname**
But I figured we could have some
fun since you're in a swimsuit!
**[12:37] Chitose**
What's the big idea?!
**[12:38] Kaname**
Just goofing around for a change of pace!
**[12:41] Chitose**
I never said anything about needing
a change of pace in the first place!
**[12:44] Chitose**
Don't just stand there, say something!
**[12:49] Kaname**
That's the spirit!
**[12:50] Kaname**
The best part of a bathhouse is seeing
just how much skin will be on display!
**[12:53] Aya**
Stop it! You're going to take everything off!
**[12:57] Chitose**
You wanted a change of pace, right?!
Nudity would be different!
**[13:01] Aya**
Fine! Two can play at that game!
**[13:03] Chitose**
Stop it!
**[13:07] Chitose**
Ugh, what is the point of
this cheap sex appeal?!
**[13:11] Chitose**
What even is going on here?! Couldn't we be
doing something else?! Seriously! Come on!
**[13:16] Kaname**
Oh, yeah! Now it's a real bathhouse episode!
**[13:19] Aya/Chitose**
What are you even talking about?!
**[13:28] Tsukasa**
* I have to admit, Yoritomo really hit the*
* jackpot when he discovered this place.*
**[13:32] Tsukasa**
* There's still something about going on a*
* trip together that's embarrassing somehow,*
**[13:37] Tsukasa**
*despite living together.*
**[13:40] Tsukasa**
*An open-air bath in our room...*
**[13:45] Tsukasa**
N-No more!
**[13:47] Tsukasa**
I'll overheat if I keep thinking
about this in a hot bath!
**[13:50] Tsukasa**
*There'll be plenty of time to bathe later,*
**[13:53] Tsukasa**
* so I may as well get out a bit*
* early and head back to the room.*
***SIGN*** Reception
***SIGN*** Aizawa Hot Springs
**[13:57] Tsukiko**
You have been such a sweetheart,
and a huge lifesaver.
**[14:01] Nasa**
Aw, it's nothing.
**[14:03] Nasa**
* Just 25 minutes left!*
* Gotta get out of here, fast!*
**[14:06] Nasa**
W-Well, I should get going...
**[14:07] Tsukiko**
Oh, no. I don't think I know
the way back to my room now.
**[14:12] Tsukiko**
But I can't keep imposing on you...
**[14:17] Nasa**
I-It's okay!
**[14:20] Nasa**
I'll walk you back to your room!
**[14:23] Tokiko**
You're sure you don't mind?
**[14:25] Nasa**
O-Of course!
**[14:27] Tokiko**
I'm sure your wife must be happy,
being married to a dear like you.
**[14:33] Nasa**
How'd you know I was married?
**[14:35] Tokiko**
It's the ring, honey.
**[14:38] Tokiko**
My own husband died early, so I don't have
as many memories with him as I'd like.
**[14:46] Tokiko**
How are you finding married life?
**[14:48] Nasa**
W-Well, let me see...
**[14:50] Nasa**
Every day is full of surprises.
**[14:53] Nasa**
There's so much to enjoy
and that I don't see coming.
**[14:59] Tokiko**
You must really love your wife!
**[15:02] Nasa**
W-Well, that's...
**[15:04] Tokiko**
Come, now, no need to be embarrassed.
**[15:07] Tokiko**
Being married is truly special.
**[15:11] Tokiko**
Nothing like parents, siblings,
friends, or even lovers.
**[15:15] Tokiko**
You'll understand what I mean in time.
**[15:21] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[15:23] Nasa**
Oh, Tsukasa-chan.
**[15:26] Tsukasa**
Hey. What do you think you're doing here?
**[15:30] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, do you know this lady?
**[15:33] Tsukasa**
I more than know her.
This is Tsukuyomi Tokiko.
***SIGN*** Tsukuyomi Tokiko
***SIGN*** April 23rd
***SIGN*** Age 81
**[15:38] Tsukasa**
She was our signatory witness
when we got married.
**[15:41] Tsukasa**
She's Chitose's grandmother.
**[15:43] Nasa**
What?!
**[15:44] Chitose**
That a problem?
**[15:46] Nasa**
I had no idea! I'm so sorry!
**[15:49] Tokiko**
Oh, no, no. It's perfectly fine.
**[15:52] Tokiko**
I didn't really mean to trick you, either.
**[15:55] Tokiko**
Well, I was actually dead-set on it,
**[15:58] Tokiko**
and I'm kind of disappointed
the ruse is over already.
**[16:01] Nasa**
* She's one of those*
* honest-but-troublesome types!*
**[16:04] Tsukasa**
This is just mean-spirited! Why would you lie
just to try and test my good-natured husband?
**[16:09] Tokiko**
Now, now, it wasn't a test.
**[16:13] Tokiko**
I just used my natural acting
ability to get close to him,
**[16:16] Tokiko**
and then started enjoying myself so much
**[16:20] Tokiko**
that I decided to push as far as
I could to see what would happen.
**[16:24] Tsukasa**
That's exactly what you call a lie!
**[16:26] Tokiko**
You should honestly be praising my
willingness to push my limits at this age.
**[16:33] Tsukasa**
Not happening!
**[16:35] Tokiko**
I wouldn't have had to come here
in the first place if you weren't
**[16:40] Tokiko**
too embarrassed to introduce your husband.
**[16:43] Tsukasa**
That doesn't excuse coming
all the way out here!
**[16:45] Nasa**
Come on, Tsukasa-chan, I should
still properly introduce myself.
**[16:52] Tokiko**
He got you! He got you
with perfect logic, too.
**[16:56] Tsukasa**
Quit laughing!
**[16:58] Tokiko**
If we're going to do this,
why don't we head back to my room?
**[17:01] Tokiko**
I made sure to get the biggest
suite on the premises.
**[17:07] Nasa**
Well, let's make this official.
**[17:08] Nasa**
My name is Yuzaki Nasa,
and I married Tsukasa-san recently.
**[17:13] Nasa**
I know it's a bit late, but I want to
thank you for acting as our witness.
**[17:18] Nasa**
It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
**[17:22] Tokiko**
I've been wanting to meet
you for a long time.
**[17:25] Nasa**
Me?
**[17:27] Tokiko**
Of course. I was wondering what kind of
person could melt the ice queen's heart.
**[17:33] Tsukasa**
Hey!
**[17:34] Tokiko**
I see now, though. Very interesting.
So this is your type?
**[17:39] Tsukasa**
You seriously need to stop.
**[17:40] Nasa**
Come on, it's okay. And it's
honestly a relief to hear.
**[17:44] Nasa**
But still...
**[17:46] Nasa**
Are you really staying in this
huge room by yourself?
**[17:48] Tokiko**
Of course! Despite appearances, I am fairly...
**[17:52] Tokiko**
Well, considerably...
**[17:53] Tokiko**
Actually, let's say *significantly* wealthy.
**[17:55] Tokiko**
Don't get any ideas, though.
**[17:57] Tokiko**
I worked hard to acquire every yen of it in
the burnt-out rubble at the end of the war.
**[18:02] Tokiko**
I was so diligent. A master of diligence.
Im so impressive!
**[18:05] Tokiko**
Am I amazing or what?
**[18:07] Nasa**
She seems fun.
**[18:09] Tsukasa**
I-I guess...
**[18:10] Tokiko**
I can see why she'd choose you, though.
**[18:13] Tokiko**
So clever, and so sweet, too.
**[18:16] Tokiko**
I was amazed you were able to tell
that stone was a moon rock so easily.
**[18:23] Nasa**
Moon rock?
**[18:26] Nasa**
Oh, at Chitose-chan's house!
**[18:29] Nasa**
Well, there was the placard
that listed its makeup.
**[18:32] Nasa**
And you were using nitrogen
to keep it from oxidizing.
**[18:35] Nasa**
I figured you wouldn't do all
that if it wasn't the real deal.
**[18:39] Tokiko**
I see. Still, it's very impressive, honestly.
**[18:42] Tokiko**
Knowing she has a partner like
you is a great relief for me.
**[18:47] Tokiko**
I'm sure you'll be able to
accomplish what I couldn't...
**[18:52] Tokiko**
no, what nobody else has
been able to all these years.
**[19:02] Nasa**
What do you mean?
***SIGN*** Here we go
The Big Three Tour Card
***SIGN*** Here we go
The Big Three Tour Card
**[19:11] Nasa**
What's this?
**[19:12] Tokiko**
"Here we go! The Big Three Tour Card."
**[19:15] Nasa**
"Here We Go Big Three"?
**[19:17] Tokiko**
If you're able to visit the three
big day-trip hot springs in Kusatsu,
**[19:20] Tokiko**
that nice little ticket can earn you the
title of Kusatsu Hot Springs Expert.
**[19:25] Nasa**
Hot springs expert?!
**[19:26] Tokiko**
I get the feeling you'll be up to any challenge
**[19:31] Tokiko**
in pursuit of becoming a hot springs expert.
**[19:33] Nasa**
I don't understand where this joke is going.
**[19:36] Tsukasa**
Enough already! We're not here
to indulge your comedy act.
**[19:40] Tokiko**
You are so mean. And I was
being completely serious.
**[19:45] Tokiko**
Fair enough, though. This should
be plenty for today.
**[19:48] Tokiko**
I'd hate to take up time you could be
using to fool around here in Kusatsu.
**[19:53] Tsukasa**
Y-You...
**[19:55] Tokiko**
But are you sure about this, Nasa-kun?
**[19:56] Nasa**
What?
**[19:57] Tokiko**
I'm sure you've noticed,
but this girl can be incredibly bashful.
**[20:02] Tokiko**
Which means she's awful at expressing
sentiments like love and affection.
**[20:09] Tsukasa**
Hey! Darling, don't agree with her!
**[20:12] Tokiko**
I'm sure you think you're conveying your
love without putting it into words,
**[20:17] Tokiko**
but you need to be able to say it, too.
**[20:20] Tsukasa**
Y-You don't need to tell me! I have been!
**[20:22] Tokiko**
Whatever you've been doing, I'm pretty
sure the normal amount would be double,
**[20:26] Tokiko**
so you need to work on saying it more.
**[20:28] Tsukasa**
I don't need your advice!
**[20:30] Tsukasa**
I say that sort of thing
when we're alone, so...
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
I don't need you worrying about it!
**[20:36] Tokiko**
Did you hear, that, dearie?
**[20:38] Tokiko**
She's going to really express how much
she loves you once you're alone!
**[20:42] Tokiko**
You should get your hopes up!
**[20:44] Nasa**
Uh, yeah...
**[20:47] Tsukasa**
Could you please shut your mouth?!
**[20:50] Tokiko**
I know you usually like to
march to your own drummer,
**[20:54] Tokiko**
but it wouldn't hurt to take a bit
of advice every now and then.
**[20:57] Tokiko**
Well, I hope you two enjoy
the rest of your trip.
**[21:01] Tokiko**
The yumomi process is quite interesting,
so you should check it out.
**[21:05] Nasa**
Thank you.
**[21:06] Tokiko**
Still, I'm truly glad...
**[21:10] Tokiko**
that she met someone so wonderful.
Take good care of her, Nasa-kun.
**[21:16] Tokiko**
She can be a pain in certain ways,
but generally speaking, she's a kind one.
**[21:21] Nasa**
Right!
**[21:23] Tsukasa**
You never know when to stop, huh?
**[21:26] Tsukasa**
Honestly, what is her deal?
**[21:30] Nasa**
She's really funny.
**[21:32] Nasa**
And that was some good advice.
**[21:36] Tsukasa**
What part do you mean?
**[21:37] Nasa**
The stuff about expressing
your love... maybe.
**[21:55] [SONG] Ending sign**
Closed for the Day
***SIGN*** Sorry!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Nasa**
What souvenirs should we get for the others?
**[23:27] Tsukasa**
Kaname wants something
a little crude and funny,
**[23:29] Tsukasa**
and Aya mentioned some
kind of local merchandise
**[23:31] Tsukasa**
made in collaboration with some anime.
**[23:33] Nasa**
You actually went and asked them! Nice!
**[23:35] Tsukasa**
Actually, they volunteered the
info before I could ask them.
# E6 - Underneath the Moon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGQ054/underneath-the-moon)
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***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
**[01:30] Girl**
Oh, wow!
**[01:32] Girl**
An open air bath!
**[01:33] Boy**
Wha... What?!
**[01:34] Boy**
What's she doing in the men's bath?!
**[01:36] Boy**
Th-This is bad! If she finds me out here,
**[01:39] Boy**
this time I'm seriously gonna be—
**[01:44] Girl**
Eek! What are you doing here?!
**[01:44] sign**
Thud!!
***SIGN*** What
will
become
of
their
romance
...!?
***SIGN*** This week is a double feature! To be continued on page 285!
**[01:47] Boy**
I should be asking you that!
**[01:52] Nasa**
* Of course, that's how it'd*
* go in a typical rom-com...*
***SIGN*** Episode 6 Underneath the Moon
**[01:55] Nasa**
*since those characters aren't even dating.*
**[01:57] Nasa**
*But we're married!*
**[01:59] Nasa**
*That's way beyond just dating!*
***SIGN*** Twin Strike Swordsman TV Anime Now Airing !!
Weekly Shonen
Sunday
Kamen Butler
Creator: Sayama Satoru
Art: Aki Futaba
***SIGN*** The new saga begins!
**[02:02] Nasa**
* The idea of the two of us visiting a hot*
* spring together is both socially and legally*
**[02:06] Nasa**
*completely unproblematic!*
**[02:08] Tsukasa**
Here I am.
**[02:12] Tsukasa**
Since they had it, I went and
borrowed this cute yukata.
**[02:15] Tsukasa**
What do you think?
**[02:16] Nasa**
Uh... well...
**[02:17] Nasa**
Yeah. It looks amazing on you.
**[02:20] Tsukasa**
Really? That's great.
**[02:26] Nasa**
*She's so cute, I'm going to die!*
**[02:28] Nasa**
W-Well, why don't we take a look around?
**[02:31] Tsukasa**
Sure.
**[02:39] Nasa**
So this is the hot spring field, Yubatake...
**[02:42] Tsukasa**
It's one of the things Kusatsu is famous for.
**[02:44] Nasa**
That's true. But I wonder
how long it's been here for.
**[02:50] Tsukasa**
According to the explanation here...
***SIGN*** Kyoho 11 (1726)
**[02:52] Tsukasa**
Since around year 11 of the Kyoho era.
**[02:54] Nasa**
Wow. For 300 years, huh?
**[02:58] Nasa**
What exactly does the Yubatake do, though?
**[03:03] Nasa**
What's up with those wooden devices?
**[03:05] Tsukasa**
They're hot water conduits.
**[03:07] Nasa**
Conduits?
**[03:08] Tsukasa**
They help cool the spring water,
which is too hot when it surfaces,
**[03:11] Tsukasa**
in addition to making hot spring powder.
**[03:13] Nasa**
Oh, I see.
**[03:17] Nasa**
Hot spring powder?
**[03:18] Tsukasa**
You have absolutely no clue about
things you're not interested in, huh?
**[03:22] Tsukasa**
It's a powder that's kind of like bath salts.
***SIGN*** Kusatsu
Souvenirs
***SIGN*** Hot Spring Powder
***SIGN*** Souvenirs
**[03:24] Tsukasa**
They sell it all over the place here.
**[03:27] Nasa**
Huh...
***SIGN*** Kusatsu Souvenir Hot Spring Powder
**[03:28] Nasa**
Then we should buy some for Kaname-chan
and the others on our way back.
**[03:33] Tsukasa**
Sounds good.
***SIGN*** Hot Spring Eggs
**[03:37] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, they've got
hot spring eggs for sale!
**[03:40] Tsukasa**
Makes sense that they would
in a hot springs town.
**[03:49] Tsukasa**
Hey, darling!
**[03:51] Nasa**
Since we're on our honeymoon,
**[03:53] Nasa**
I thought it'd be a good idea
to capture some memories.
**[03:56] Tsukasa**
I don't really mind, but you
should let me know beforehand.
**[04:02] Tsukasa**
Come on, what did I just say?!
**[04:05] Nasa**
*I think I'm getting better at photography.*
**[04:14] Tsukasa**
I don't mind you taking pictures, but be
careful you don't drop it and break it.
**[04:19] Nasa**
Don't worry!
**[04:20] Nasa**
Even if I did, I'd do whatever
it takes to salvage the data.
**[04:25] Tsukasa**
That sounds like something you
could pull off, to be honest.
**[04:29] Nasa**
By the way, what exactly is your
relationship with Tokiko-san?
**[04:34] Tsukasa**
Well...
**[04:37] Tsukasa**
I mean, we're not related by blood,
but she was basically my guardian.
**[04:42] Tsukasa**
She's known me since I was little... so...
**[04:47] Tsukasa**
She's way too attached to me!
**[04:50] Tsukasa**
The second I let my guard down,
she starts fretting!
**[04:53] Nasa**
That's a little harsh, Tsukasa-chan.
**[04:57] Tsukasa**
That said, I'm pretty sure she's glad.
**[05:02] Tsukasa**
That I found such a lovely husband.
**[05:07] Nasa**
W-Well, I'm glad if she's glad!
**[05:11] Tsukasa**
And I'm sure she is.
**[05:14] Tsukasa**
Is it me or does something
around here smell really good?
**[05:18] Nasa**
I think so.
**[05:21] [SONG] Wooden sign**
Open
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** Pottery
***SIGN*** Yakitori
**[05:21] Nasa**
Look at that place.
**[05:24] Tsukasa**
Looks appetizing.
**[05:25] Nasa**
S-Sure does.
**[05:27] Nasa**
There's always an itch to eat at places
like this when you're on a trip.
**[05:30] [SONG] Sign**
Grilled Skewer Menu
**[05:30] [SONG] Sign**
• Wagyu Steak Skewers
**[05:30] [SONG] Sign**
• Pork Jowl Skewers
**[05:30] [SONG] Sign**
• Salty Beef Tongue Skewers
**[05:30] [SONG] Sign**
• Chicken Gizzards
**[05:30] Nasa**
Okay!
**[05:31] Nasa**
Why don't we grab those steak skewers?
**[05:34] [SONG] Zoom in sign**
• Wagyu Steak Skewers
**[05:34] Tsukasa**
B-But, darling, don't you
think that's a bit expensive?
**[05:38] Nasa**
I-It's fine!
**[05:40] Nasa**
I'm a wonderful husband that
you can rely on, after all.
**[05:48] Tsukasa**
Darling, these are fantastic!
**[05:51] Nasa**
Really? That's good.
**[05:54] Nasa**
Come to think of it, I brought this
thing Tokiko-san gave me, but...
**[05:55] Sign**
Special Pass
Kusatsu's Top Three Hot Springs
Goritsunoyu, Kotakinoyu, Tonokawara Open Air Baths
**[05:59] Nasa**
This "Tonokawara" place is
supposed to be famous, right?
**[06:02] Tsukasa**
Are you interested in their
open air bath, darling?
**[06:06] Nasa**
I'm not sure...
**[06:10] Tsukasa**
Okay, here's your half.
**[06:12] Nasa**
Thanks.
**[06:18] Nasa**
Well, since I just used the big bath,
**[06:21] Nasa**
and I want to use the open air bath in
our room later, I guess I'll pass for now.
**[06:27] Tsukasa**
The one... in our room, huh?
**[06:31] Nasa**
I mean...
**[06:33] Tsukasa**
Oh, look, darling!
**[06:41] Tsukasa**
This is Tonokawara, the eastern riverbed.
**[06:43] Nasa**
Wow, that's a lot of hot spring water.
**[06:46] Tsukasa**
Kusatsu definitely earned its reputation.
**[06:50] Tsukasa**
The ground's toasty, too.
**[06:52] Nasa**
I-It sure is...
**[06:54] Nasa**
* Even if we're married, isn't asking*
* to bathe together a real challenge?!*
**[07:00] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
The one... in our room, huh?
**[07:02] Nasa**
*I know we're married,
but* because *we're married,*
**[07:06] Nasa**
* there are some things that*
* are hard to bring up!*
**[07:09] Tsukasa**
What's wrong, darling?
**[07:13] Nasa**
Oh, uh, it's nothing.
**[07:17] Nasa**
* When I calm down and think*
* about it for a second...*
**[07:23] Nasa**
* Is it really okay to get in*
* a bath with a girl this cute?!*
**[07:30] Nasa**
* It's suddenly feeling like*
* a real possibility now.*
**[07:33] Nasa**
* Before, it felt way too fantastical*
* to be a possibility.*
**[07:36] Nasa**
*Am I really allowed to go down this route?*
***SIGN*** The Famous Tonokawara Park's
Giant Open Air Bath
**[07:39] Tsukasa**
Looks like the open air bath is this way.
**[07:43] Tsukasa**
And depending on the time
of day, it's mixed bathing.
**[07:45] Nasa**
*Mixed bathing?!*
**[07:47] Tsukasa**
Well, I'd be too embarrassed to go into a
place like that without a swimsuit, though.
**[07:52] Nasa**
*Swimsuit? Of course! A swimsuit!*
**[07:55] Nasa**
* Then again, wearing a swimsuit in*
* our own private room is kind of weird.*
**[07:59] Nasa**
*And besides, we didn't pack any!*
**[08:02] Nasa**
T-Tsukasa-chan, did you want
to visit this open air bath?
**[08:09] Tsukasa**
Well...
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
N-Not this one, I think.
**[08:15] Nasa**
*I-I see. Not* this *one...*
**[08:20] Nasa**
Th-This riverbed sure is warm.
**[08:22] Tsukasa**
S-Sure is!
**[08:25] Nasa**
Let's check somewhere else out.
**[08:27] Tsukasa**
Sounds good to me!
**[08:29] Girl**
Ha ha!
***SIGN*** What's Important in Love
**[08:30] Girl**
Tough luck!
**[08:31] Girl**
I was actually wearing a swimsuit
underneath the towel!
**[08:31] Girl**
Fwip
**[08:36] Girl**
Did you think I was gonna go
into a mixed bath naked?
**[08:39] Girl**
Pfft! You perv!
**[08:41] Boy**
Stupid! Don't get my hopes up!
**[08:41] sign**
Bang!!
***SIGN*** Sorry
for
getting
your
hopes
up
**[08:44] Girl**
Eek!
**[08:45] Girl**
The horndog's mad!
**[08:50] Nasa**
*See, in a rom-com, it could be a coincidence,*
**[08:52] Nasa**
* or maybe a trick by a third party could lead*
* to them being in the bath at the same time.*
**[08:56] Nasa**
*But we're married!*
**[08:58] Nasa**
* It takes courage to do that*
* sort of thing together!*
***SIGN*** It's a deal
**[09:02] Nasa**
*Because you both have to agree to it!*
**[09:04] Nasa**
*"Let's get in the bath together!"*
**[09:07] Nasa**
* Saying those words is a*
* hurdle that's so dang high!*
**[09:12] Nasa**
*Can I really say it to her?*
**[09:14] Nasa**
*Do I...*
**[09:17] Nasa**
*Do I have the courage to say it?!*
**[09:24] Staff**
Now, please enjoy.
**[09:26] Nasa**
I-I never knew inns had fancy
spreads like this for dinner.
**[09:31] Tsukasa**
We should remember to thank Kaname.
**[09:34] Nasa**
We really should.
**[09:35] Tsukasa**
Come on, let's eat while it's still fresh.
**[09:43] Tsukasa**
This is good!
**[09:49] Nasa**
You're right!
**[09:50] Nasa**
Do you think it's all locally sourced?
**[09:53] Tsukasa**
Most likely.
**[09:54] Tsukasa**
The type of food they serve probably
depends on what's in season, too.
**[09:58] Tsukasa**
That means it's fresh and tastes better.
**[10:02] Nasa**
That makes me want to come
back at a different time of year.
**[10:05] Tsukasa**
True.
**[10:06] Tsukasa**
There are probably dishes that
you can only get here, too.
**[10:10] Tsukasa**
This looks good!
**[10:16] Nasa**
* Seeing Tsukasa do things she*
* doesn't get to do at home...*
**[10:19] Nasa**
*Very nice!*
**[10:25] Tsukasa**
What's wrong, darling?
**[10:28] Nasa**
Oh, just...
**[10:29] Nasa**
Being able to come to an inn like this,
and eating a fancy dinner together...
**[10:34] Nasa**
It makes for a nice change of pace, is all.
**[10:38] Tsukasa**
I'm glad we get to enjoy
this feast together, too.
**[10:42] Nasa**
And seeing a different side of you
from at home makes it twice as tasty.
**[10:48] Tsukasa**
D-Does it?
**[10:51] Tsukasa**
Dinner was delicious, wasn't it, darling?
**[10:54] Nasa**
I-It sure was.
**[10:57] Tsukasa**
There's something really nice about
taking a relaxing trip to a hot spring.
**[11:01] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[11:03] Nasa**
*Sh-Should I bring it up now?*
**[11:06] Nasa**
*We ate dinner. We've had a minute to relax.*
**[11:09] Tsukasa**
*Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?!*
**[11:11] Tsukasa**
*We finished dinner, and now what comes next?!*
**[11:14] Tsukasa**
*I mean, the obvious answer is bath time.*
**[11:19] Tsukasa**
*B-B-But, but...*
**[11:21] Nasa**
* Isn't this a moment that*
* calls for manliness?!*
**[11:26] Nasa**
* Asking her what we do next*
* would be a dereliction of duty!*
**[11:29] Nasa**
*It'd be signing off on my weakness!*
**[11:31] Nasa**
* Even if she refuses, a real*
* man dies facing forward!*
**[11:36] Nasa**
*And so...*
**[11:37] Nasa**
H-Hey...
**[11:40] Nasa**
Let's...
**[11:41] Nasa**
get in the bath together.
**[11:46] Tsukasa**
I-I see. Impressive, darling.
**[11:49] Tsukasa**
You came out and just said it.
**[11:51] Nasa**
Right! Because I want to be manly.
**[11:54] Tsukasa**
M-Makes sense. That's pretty rugged of you.
**[11:58] Nasa**
So... what do you say?
**[12:05] Tsukasa**
W-Well, let's see...
**[12:08] Tsukasa**
Okay, but could you get in first?
**[12:18] Nasa**
*Th-This is it! Me and Tsukasa-chan...*
**[12:29] Nasa**
*Is this really happening?*
**[12:33] Nasa**
* It feels so unreal...*
* like my mind is all fluffy.*
**[12:41] Tsukasa**
Is it okay if I turn the lights down some?
**[12:45] Tsukasa**
It's too embarrassing with them on.
**[12:48] Nasa**
S-Sure! No problem at all!
**[12:51] Nasa**
*I-Is this actually reality?!*
**[12:54] Nasa**
*Or is it a dream?!*
**[13:00] Tsukasa**
Hey. You can't look yet.
**[13:04] Nasa**
S-S-S-S-Sorry!
**[13:12] Nasa**
*The sight of her lit by the moon*
**[13:15] Nasa**
* was so radiant, I couldn't*
* stand to look directly at her.*
**[13:35] Nasa**
*I had no idea what to say.*
**[13:40] Nasa**
* But the only thing I can say for sure*
* is that this was really happening...*
**[13:45] Nasa**
*And my wife is really cute.*
**[13:58] Nasa**
Uh, well, er...
**[14:02] Nasa**
The m-moon is pretty.
**[14:05] Tsukasa**
In the Natsume Soseki sense?
**[14:09] Nasa**
Oh, right, when he was translating
the English phrase "I love you,"
**[14:14] Nasa**
but thought it should be less direct
to suit Japanese culture.
**[14:17] Tsukasa**
If you're going to say it...
**[14:18] Tsukasa**
I'd rather you use words that were direct.
**[14:21] Tsukasa**
B-Because you're the only one
allowed to say them to me.
**[14:32] Nasa**
I love you, Tsukasa-chan.
**[14:40] Nasa**
That reminds me of what Tokiko-san said,
about how you express that sort of sentiment.
**[14:47] Tsukasa**
You bring that up now?!
**[14:48] Nasa**
I mean...
**[14:50] Nasa**
When she said it, I realized that you're
not very direct about it yourself.
**[14:58] Tsukasa**
That's not true.
**[15:01] Tsukasa**
You just didn't notice before.
I say it a fair amount.
**[15:06] Nasa**
But she also said that however much
you say it is half the normal amount.
**[15:10] Tsukasa**
Y-You shouldn't take anything
she says seriously!
**[15:13] Nasa**
Are you not going to say it today, then?
**[15:17] Tsukasa**
W-Well, I...
**[15:20] Tsukasa**
Wh-What is that look for?!
**[15:23] Tsukasa**
Fine, then! I'll say it, okay?!
**[15:29] Tsukasa**
I l-love you, Nasa-kun.
**[15:35] Nasa**
I think I'm gonna collapse...
**[15:37] Tsukasa**
Hey! No naked collapsing!
**[15:42] Nasa**
Still, hearing you say it
like that makes me so happy,
**[15:46] Nasa**
and I even love how you get embarrassed, too.
**[15:55] Nasa**
H-Hey!
**[15:55] Tsukasa**
Take that! And that!
**[15:57] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
It felt like you were making fun of me.
**[16:04] Tsukasa**
So I paid you back.
**[16:06] Nasa**
Aw!
**[16:07] Nasa**
I can do that, too!
**[16:10] Tsukasa**
Hey! How is that fair?!
**[16:15] Nasa**
* It's hard to put into words, but it*
* felt like we both had a great time.*
**[16:20] Nasa**
*And at the same time, I wondered...*
**[16:23] Both**
* How exactly does the timing*
* work for getting out of here?*
**[16:27] Nasa**
*It's getting a little too hot in here,*
**[16:29] Nasa**
* but between being naked and other*
* issues, what am I supposed to do?*
**[16:32] Tsukasa**
* B-But it's not like we can*
* stay in here forever.*
**[16:37] Tsukasa**
*Let's see...*
**[16:39] Nasa**
H-Hot springs feel great, huh?
**[16:41] Tsukasa**
S-Sure do!
**[16:43] Tsukasa**
What a wonderful trip!
**[16:45] Nasa**
* We were both really dizzy*
* by the time we got out.*
**[16:55] Tsukasa**
This is embarrassing, so don't stare, okay?
**[17:02] Nasa**
* I remember now. Yesterday,*
* we came here together,*
**[17:05] Nasa**
* and then we got in the*
* open air bath together.*
**[17:08] Nasa**
*And then...*
**[17:10] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Hey. You can't look yet.
**[17:13] Nasa**
*This is bad! Real bad!*
**[17:15] Nasa**
*I'm going to die of happiness!*
**[17:18] Nasa**
* Even after a good night's sleep,*
* I still can't calm down!*
**[17:24] Nasa**
*But Tsukasa-chan sure was cute yesterday...*
**[17:28] Tsukasa**
Good morning, darling.
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
I see your internal monologue
is leaking again this morning.
**[17:33] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?! Where were you?
**[17:36] Tsukasa**
I woke up early this morning,
so I went and used the big baths.
**[17:40] Tsukasa**
Why don't you go, too? Breakfast
is going to be served soon.
**[17:43] Nasa**
G-Got it! I'll do that.
**[17:52] Nasa**
Wow, the service here is really something.
**[17:56] Tsukasa**
It is. Even the breakfast is very luxurious.
**[17:59] Tsukasa**
Let's eat it before it gets cold.
**[18:02] Nasa**
Okay. Thanks for the food.
**[18:05] Nasa**
* I had the feeling my wife was being*
* a little distant this morning...*
**[18:08] Nasa**
*But I think I understand why.*
**[18:11] Nasa**
* It's just like Tokiko-san said.*
* My wife can be really shy at times.*
**[18:17] Nasa**
* Which is why she has a tendency to put*
* up a cool facade to hide that fact.*
**[18:22] Sign**
He's right
**[18:23] Tsukasa**
* I'm so embarrassed about yesterday,*
* I can barely look at him!*
**[18:29] Tsukasa**
* He saw so much more than I'm used to,*
* and my body still feels hot!*
**[18:35] Tsukasa**
* Just thinking about it makes my*
* face feel like it's on fire.*
**[18:39] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[18:41] Tsukasa**
Y-Yes?!
**[18:42] Nasa**
I was just thinking this breakfast was good.
**[18:45] Tsukasa**
I-It is! It's really delicious.
**[18:49] Nasa**
We've still got time before we head home,
**[18:51] Nasa**
so do you want to get in the bath again?
**[18:53] Tsukasa**
W-Well, y'know, I'm not against the idea...
**[18:59] Tsukasa**
But doing it when it's so bright out is still...
a little too embarrassing, I think.
**[19:05] Nasa**
Oh, no, I meant that since we have
this ticket from Tokiko-san,
**[19:09] Nasa**
we could visit one of the
baths outside of the inn.
**[19:14] Tsukasa**
Th-Then you should've
been specific about that!
**[19:16] Nasa**
S-Sorry...
**[19:18] Nasa**
I don't mind if it's bright out, though.
**[19:23] Tsukasa**
S-Some other time, okay?
**[19:26] Nasa**
* I found another reason to survive*
* at all costs on that day.*
**[19:30] Nasa**
Well, let's grab souvenirs for
the others and then head home.
**[19:33] Tsukasa**
Sounds good. We had a
great stay at this place.
**[19:37] Nasa**
Should we really leave without
letting Tokiko-san know?
**[19:41] Tsukasa**
It's fine. We can see her whenever in Tokyo.
**[19:44] Nasa**
Really? But...
**[19:46] Tokiko**
Come, now. The least you
could do is say goodbye.
**[19:51] Tokiko**
I'm sure you think you can see me
whenever, but I'm a busy woman.
**[19:57] Tsukasa**
Would a busy woman really
be here right now?!
**[20:00] Tokiko**
Ever hear of the term "self-care" before?
**[20:03] Tokiko**
I don't even know how long I have left...
**[20:08] Tsukasa**
Do what you want!
**[20:12] Tokiko**
I was wondering, are you two
not going to have a ceremony?
**[20:15] Tokiko**
May as well do it up big time.
**[20:17] Nasa**
Oh, right...
**[20:19] Tsukasa**
You know damn well we won't!
**[20:21] Tsukasa**
A wedding would be... so...
**[20:24] Tsukasa**
embarrassing.
**[20:25] Tokiko**
Oh, is that right? You'd be embarrassed?
**[20:29] Tokiko**
Well, since we're all here,
let's take a picture together.
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
I don't see why we need to—
**[20:36] Nasa**
Good idea. I'd love to!
**[20:38] Tsukasa**
Darling?!
**[20:39] Tsukasa**
Excuse me, ma'am?
Could you take a picture of us?
**[20:44] Staff**
Okay, say cheese!
***SIGN*** Aizawa Hot Springs Inn
**[20:49] Tsukasa**
Ugh, Tokiko did it again...
**[20:51] Nasa**
Well, it's nice that she came to see us off.
**[20:55] Nasa**
Besides, taking that picture together
is a nice memento, don't you think?
**[20:59] Tsukasa**
You really don't need to
humor her so much, darling.
**[21:04] Tsukasa**
I mean, it's our honeymoon. I'd rather
have the memories be of just us...
**[21:13] Nasa**
Th-Then why don't we make one last memory
of this trip to Kusatsu? Just the two of us.
**[21:22] Nasa**
It might be from being in the hot spring,
but your hands are really warm, Tsukasa-chan.
**[21:27] Tsukasa**
I-It's not because of the hot spring...
**[21:31] Tsukasa**
It's because I get excited when you touch me.
**[21:36] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[21:38] Tsukasa**
Yeah.
**[21:39] Nasa**
Okay, let's find those souvenirs.
**[21:42] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah.
***SIGN*** Hot Springs
**[21:47] Nasa**
The time really flew by, huh?
**[21:49] Tsukasa**
That it did.
**[21:51] Nasa**
* Man, going to a hot spring*
* as a couple was amazing.*
**[21:55] Nasa**
*It feels like we've gotten a lot closer.*
**[22:00] Nasa**
* And we've made so, so many*
* great new memories.*
**[22:03] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[22:05] Tsukasa**
You're making an interesting
face there. Everything okay?
**[22:09] Nasa**
O-Oh, I was thinking about the great time we
had in Kusatsu, and the smile just... surfaced!
**[22:17] Tsukasa**
Well, I had a great time, too.
**[22:21] Tsukasa**
I'd love to go on another trip like this.
**[22:26] Nasa**
G-Good idea.
**[22:28] Nasa**
Maybe to Hakone or Atami next time.
**[22:31] Tsukasa**
It doesn't have to be to a hot spring.
**[22:34] Tsukasa**
Let's visit all kinds of places.
**[22:36] Tsukasa**
And we'll make lots of memories together.
**[22:40] Tsukasa**
The thought of building up those
memories with you makes me happy.
**[22:46] Nasa**
Yeah. Me, too.
**[22:48] Nasa**
Will you join me in the bath again,
even if it's not at a hot spring?
**[22:52] Tsukasa**
Let me think...
**[22:55] Tsukasa**
A-As long as you turn off the lights,
I wouldn't be totally opposed to the idea.
**[23:01] Nasa**
But then I won't be able to see how
cute you are when you're embarrassed.
**[23:06] Tsukasa**
You don't need to see that anyway.
**[23:08] Nasa**
You were really cute, though.
**[23:16] Tsukasa**
You were super cute yourself, darling.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Nasa**
We meet all kinds of different
people in life, don't we?
**[23:28] Kaname**
Why are you getting all lyrical on me?
**[23:30] Nasa**
I'm grateful to have met
you, too, Kaname-chan!
**[23:32] Nasa**
Then how about you act like it for once?!
**[23:33] Nasa**
You could start by sharing some
embarrassing couple stuff with me!
**[23:37] Nasa**
You're making all that gratitude
I felt seem wasted!
# E7 - An Expanding World
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ1N02/an-expanding-world)
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***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 7 An Expanding World
**[01:35] Tsukasa**
It sure is hot, darling.
**[01:39] Nasa**
Sure is.
**[01:41] Tsukasa**
It was pouring non-stop after we
got back from the hot spring,
**[01:45] Tsukasa**
but now it's like summer kicked
into high gear all of a sudden.
**[01:47] Nasa**
You've got that right.
**[01:50] Tsukasa**
That talk about it being a
cooler summer this year...
**[01:53] Tsukasa**
Where did it even come from?
**[01:56] Nasa**
Well, the news always tends
to prop up theories like that.
**[02:00] Tsukasa**
Y'know, there's something I've only
noticed now that summer's started.
**[02:05] Tsukasa**
The AC in this room...
**[02:09] Tsukasa**
does not work at all.
**[02:11] Nasa**
It definitely does not.
**[02:15] Nasa**
I can't focus on work when it's this hot,
**[02:17] Nasa**
and I doubt it's good for us or Toast!
**[02:19] Nasa**
I'm gonna go buy an air conditioner!
**[02:23] Nasa**
So, is it okay if we install a new
air conditioner in that building?
**[02:26] Kaname**
It's not a problem, but...
**[02:30] Kaname**
I mean, most of the time, you won't actually
have your AC until two weeks after buying it.
**[02:35] Tsukasa**
B-But why?!
**[02:38] Kaname**
I mean, they need to be installed, right?
***SIGN*** July 17
***SIGN*** July 11
***SIGN*** July 16
***SIGN*** July 10
***SIGN*** July 15
***SIGN*** July 9
***SIGN*** July 8
***SIGN*** July 7
***SIGN*** Not available.
**[02:42] Kaname**
And in heat this bad,
***SIGN*** July 6
**[02:44] Kaname**
it's probably gonna be hard to pencil
in an install date anytime soon.
***SIGN*** July 5
**[02:48] Tsukasa**
O-Oh, no...
**[02:50] Nasa**
Oh, no worries there.
**[02:51] Nasa**
I can install it!
**[02:54] Kaname**
*Well, damn, dude.*
**[02:55] Tsukasa**
*He really is reliable.*
**[02:58] Nasa**
So let's go and buy that AC!
***SIGN*** Multi-Camera Tokyo
**[03:06] Tsukasa**
There are all kinds of different
air conditioners, huh?
**[03:09] Nasa**
There sure are.
***SIGN*** CLEARANCE SALE!!
***SIGN*** CLEARANCE SALE!!
**[03:10] Tsukasa**
The prices are totally different, too.
**[03:13] Tsukasa**
I wonder how much of a
functional difference there is.
**[03:17] Tsukasa**
It's hard to know which one to
pick with such a wide selection.
***SIGN*** Trade-In
Discount
Applicable
**[03:20] Nasa**
Excuse me, I'd like this one.
**[03:23] Clerk**
Sure, let me just make sure it's in stock.
**[03:25] Tsukasa**
So fast!
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
I-Is it okay to decide so quickly
without looking at all the options?
**[03:29] Tsukasa**
Are you sure you don't want to compare a few?
**[03:31] Nasa**
It's okay. I've got a good
idea of how they work.
**[03:34] Tsukasa**
How do you even know about that?!
**[03:37] Clerk**
We do have it in stock.
**[03:38] Nasa**
Can we get it delivered today?
**[03:41] Clerk**
Sure, we can do that.
**[03:43] Nasa**
It'll be delivered at 4:00 PM.
**[03:46] Tsukasa**
That's kinda impressive...
**[03:48] Nasa**
Seriously! We live in a convenient world.
***SIGN*** Air Conditioning
Fans • Associated Products
Now on Sale
**[03:51] Tsukasa**
I was talking about you, darling.
**[03:53] Nasa**
Huh?
**[03:56] Tsukasa**
So, where to next?
**[03:58] Nasa**
Well, you need some special gear to install
an AC, so we're off to rent those.
***SIGN*** Nakiri Technical
**[04:05] Nasa**
Here we are. This place belongs to
someone I've known for a long time.
***SIGN*** Nakiri *Technical*
**[04:10] Nasa**
Hello there!
**[04:12] Nakiri**
Whoa.
**[04:14] Nakiri**
Well, look who it is. Hello there, Nasa-kun.
**[04:17] Nasa**
Good to see you again, Nakiri-san.
**[04:20] Nakiri**
Likewise.
**[04:21] Tsukasa**
*I-It's a young woman.*
**[04:24] Nakiri**
What brings you by today?
**[04:26] Nasa**
I wanted to borrow the tools for
installing an air conditioner.
**[04:29] Nakiri**
Yeah, with this sudden heat. Makes sense.
**[04:32] Nakiri**
Let's see, you'll need a
vacuum pump, a duct cutter...
**[04:37] Nakiri**
Now, where are the flaring tools?
**[04:38] Tsukasa**
U-Um, darling, how do you know her?
**[04:43] Nasa**
That's Nakiri Ouka-san.
**[04:45] Nasa**
We were classmates in middle school.
**[04:47] Tsukasa**
What?! Then you're the same age?
**[04:49] Nasa**
Yep.
**[04:51] Nasa**
By the way, Nakiri-san, I got married!
**[04:54] Nakiri**
Oh, is that right?
**[04:57] Nakiri**
Is white an okay color for the slim duct?
**[04:59] Nasa**
Sure.
**[05:00] Nasa**
And this is my wife, Tsukasa-chan.
**[05:03] Tsukasa**
I-It's nice to meet you. I'm Tsukasa.
**[05:06] Nakiri**
Yeah, I'm Nakiri Ouka. It's a pleasure.
**[05:10] Tsukasa**
*She doesn't seem even mildly surprised.*
**[05:13] Nakiri**
That just leaves the hole saw and...
**[05:17] Nakiri**
Wait, you're married, Nasa-kun?!
**[05:20] Nakiri**
For real?! Since when?!
**[05:21] Tsukasa**
Kinda slow...
**[05:22] Nasa**
Well, it was fairly recently, to be honest.
**[05:25] Nakiri**
I bet! But you could've said something!
**[05:27] Nakiri**
It came as such a shock that
it took a while to sink in!
**[05:30] Nasa**
Sorry about that. It did come up kind of late...
**[05:33] Nakiri**
W-Well, regardless, congratulations.
**[05:37] Nakiri**
This isn't much, but...
**[05:39] Nakiri**
Have some sealant paste in lieu of a gift.
**[05:42] Nasa**
Oh, hey, thanks!
**[05:45] Nakiri**
Still, to think that Nasa-kun is
married now... That's a real shocker.
**[05:50] Nakiri**
Where did you even meet, anyway?
**[05:52] Nasa**
On the street!
**[05:55] Nasa**
I happened to catch a glimpse of her,
**[05:58] Nasa**
and it was love at first sight.
**[06:00] Nakiri**
I-I see...
**[06:03] Nakiri**
To be honest, I figured you were like me.
**[06:06] Nakiri**
The type who'd never really have any
interest in, or chance for, that sort of thing.
**[06:10] Nasa**
Well, I can see how you
would've thought that.
**[06:14] Nasa**
I'm pretty sure if I hadn't met Tsukasa-chan,
you would've been right.
**[06:19] Nasa**
I was never all that concerned about romance.
**[06:22] Nasa**
I don't think I ever will be again, either.
**[06:25] Nasa**
I'm pretty sure my lifetime's worth of
romantic love is all for Tsukasa-chan!
**[06:32] Nakiri**
I-I see...
**[06:34] Nakiri**
You never fail to impress.
**[06:38] Nakiri**
I-I'll waive your rental fees for today.
**[06:41] Nasa**
Really?! Thanks!
**[06:45] Nasa**
Okay, all installed.
**[06:50] Nasa**
Wow, air conditioning really
does make the place more comfy!
**[06:54] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah, it does.
**[06:58] (Flashback) Nasa**
I'm pretty sure my lifetime's worth of
romantic love is all for Tsukasa-chan!
**[07:05] Nasa**
Since it's cooled down a bit,
I think I'll raise the temperature.
**[07:09] Tsukasa**
I-I'm still feeling warm, so maybe not.
**[07:12] Nasa**
You sure?
**[07:13] Tsukasa**
And since I'm sweaty,
I'm gonna go take a bath.
**[07:17] Nasa**
Okay.
**[07:29] Tsukasa**
There's something really nice about a
cool room after getting out the bath!
**[07:34] Nasa**
*My wife is cute when enjoying cool air, too!*
**[07:37] Nasa**
All right, Tsukasa-chan,
how about we head to bed?
**[07:40] Tsukasa**
Yeah.
**[07:43] Nasa**
I'll turn everything off, then.
**[07:45] Tsukasa**
Okay. Goodnight.
**[08:01] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[08:04] Nasa**
What's wrong?
**[08:06] Tsukasa**
Is it just me, or does turning off
the AC before bed... make it hot?
**[08:09] Nasa**
Oh, sorry! Were you having trouble sleeping?
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
I wouldn't go that far, but...
**[08:15] Tsukasa**
There's the feeling of going
from a comfy room with the AC on
**[08:18] Tsukasa**
to a room where summer is in full effect.
**[08:21] Tsukasa**
How do I put this? It's like the
contrast is making it hard to sleep.
**[08:25] Nasa**
I-I see...
**[08:27] Nasa**
In that case, why don't I set
it to turn off in an hour?
**[08:30] Tsukasa**
I think that's a brilliant idea, darling.
**[08:36] Nasa**
Sleep tight.
**[08:37] Tsukasa**
Goodnight.
**[08:46] Nasa**
*Is it just me, or is it super cold now?*
**[08:50] Nasa**
* Huh? What did I have the*
* temperature set to, again?*
***SIGN*** Remote
***SIGN*** Automatic
***SIGN*** Stop
***SIGN*** AC
**[08:54] Nasa**
*I think it was 26 degrees...*
**[08:56] Nasa**
*Has 26 degrees always been this cold?*
**[08:59] Nasa**
*Are newer model ACs this cold?*
**[09:03] Nasa**
* Aw, man, I can't sleep! It's a hot night,*
* but I'm too cold to sleep!*
**[09:08] Nasa**
*And how is it that, when I'm this cold,*
**[09:10] Nasa**
*Tsukasa-chan is totally...*
***SIGN*** Brrr brrr
**[09:12] Tsukasa**
Darling, I'm cold.
**[09:14] Nasa**
I know, right?! It really is, isn't it?!
**[09:18] Tsukasa**
Maybe 26 degrees was too cold?
**[09:21] Nasa**
I guess so.
***SIGN*** Air Direction
***SIGN*** Up/Down
***SIGN*** Air Pressure
**[09:22] Nasa**
Let's set it to 28 degrees instead.
**[09:25] Tsukasa**
Good idea. We can see how that works out.
**[09:32] Nasa**
*This is pretty comfortable for me.*
**[09:35] Nasa**
* I bet Tsukasa-chan will be*
* able to sleep well now, too.*
**[09:44] Nasa**
*Okay, she looks like she's super hot!*
**[09:47] Nasa**
*Do girls run warmer than guys?*
**[09:51] Nasa**
*Although, with that said...*
**[09:58] Nasa**
*It's pretty nice.*
**[10:00] Nasa**
*Wait, no!*
**[10:01] Nasa**
*I'd hate for her to be uncomfortable.*
**[10:03] Nasa**
*Let's set it to 27 degrees...*
**[10:07] Nasa**
* And have the sleep timer*
* turn it off in an hour.*
**[10:25] Nasa**
* How are humans able to do that*
* sort of thing unconsciously?*
**[10:30] Nasa**
* This is a little chilly for me, but as*
* long as Tsukasa-chan is comfortable.*
**[10:34] Nasa**
*Goodnight...*
**[10:49] Tsukasa**
Oh, sorry. Did I wake you?
**[10:52] Tsukasa**
I woke up from the heat. Sorry.
**[10:57] Nasa**
Let's leave the AC on a
bit longer while we sleep.
**[11:00] Tsukasa**
You sure?
**[11:01] Nasa**
Well, newer models have
better energy efficiency,
**[11:04] Nasa**
and there's no point in having it
if we're sitting around being hot.
**[11:08] Tsukasa**
Thanks, darling.
**[11:10] Nasa**
I like it to be comfy, too.
**[11:14] Tsukasa**
I love you.
**[11:18] Tsukasa**
Sleep well, darling.
**[11:20] Nasa**
G-Goodnight...
**[11:24] Nasa**
* After that, we both were a little*
* too heated up to sleep.*
**[11:29] Nasa**
*So we ended up setting the AC to 26.5.*
**[11:42] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[11:43] Kyuuma**
Hey, Kaname.
**[11:45] Kyuuma**
I wanted your help with something
involving the summer festival.
**[11:48] Kyuuma**
Shiba-san's asking me to help out.
**[11:51] Kyuuma**
What do you think?
**[11:53] Kyuuma**
I mean, I'd personally rather not, but...
**[11:56] Kyuuma**
But you know how Shiba-san is.
That could start another argument.
**[11:59] Kyuuma**
Which is why I wanted to ask you...
**[12:01] Kyuuma**
What should I do, Kaname?
**[12:05] Kyuuma**
Wait, who are you?!
**[12:07] Tsukasa**
I should be asking that!
**[12:09] Kyuuma**
What are you doing here,
lady?! You're not Kaname!
**[12:12] Tsukasa**
I'm just a part-timer who's
filling in for Kaname!
**[12:17] Kyuuma**
Oh, huh. I see.
**[12:22] Kyuuma**
This is rough. I could
seriously use her advice.
**[12:26] Kyuuma**
Okay, there's no other way.
**[12:29] Kyuuma**
I'll just pretend you're Kaname and ask you!
**[12:33] Kyuuma**
So, there's apparently a lot of trouble
going into the summer festival...
**[12:36] Tsukasa**
Okay, this isn't going to work!
**[12:38] Kyuuma**
It's not?!
**[12:39] Tsukasa**
Why would it?!
**[12:40] Tsukasa**
Besides, would *you* be interested in
hearing out a total stranger's problem?
**[12:46] Kyuuma**
But don't you like helping people
who seem to be in trouble?
**[12:49] Tsukasa**
I don't think this falls under that category!
**[12:51] Tsukasa**
For the record, I don't even know your name!
**[12:55] Kyuuma**
My name?
**[12:56] Tsukasa**
That's right!
**[12:57] Kyuuma**
Come on, baby. Do we really need names?
**[13:01] Kyuuma**
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
**[13:03] Tsukasa**
You're the only one who needs something!
**[13:06] Kyuuma**
Come on, don't sweat the details.
**[13:08] Kyuuma**
Anyway, Shiba-san was asking me...
**[13:10] Tsukasa**
Don't get into my personal space
like it's the natural thing to do!
**[13:13] Tsukasa**
Who even is this Shiba-san person?!
**[13:15] Tsukasa**
Because I have no idea!
**[13:17] Kyuuma**
Wait, you've never heard of Shiba-san?!
**[13:19] Kyuuma**
You know who I'm talking about! Come on!
**[13:22] Kyuuma**
The Shiba-san who tends to be too reckless
on Twitter and is always getting flamed.
**[13:26] Tsukasa**
Well, I'm glad I don't know Shiba-san!
**[13:28] Kyuuma**
Hey, Shiba-san's so bad!
**[13:30] Kyuuma**
Just a little too righteous
for these modern times!
**[13:34] Tsukasa**
That's not making them sound any better!
**[13:36] Kyuuma**
They just make a lot of political statements
informed by heavily-biased news sources!
**[13:41] Tsukasa**
This Shiba-san is sounding
like serious bad news!
**[13:43] Tsukasa**
And who even cares about them, anyway?!
**[13:46] Tsukasa**
My point is that I can't
help you with your issue!
**[13:52] Kyuuma**
What if you put your hair up in pigtails?
**[13:55] Tsukasa**
What?
**[13:56] Kyuuma**
You've never heard of them?
**[13:57] Tsukasa**
That's not what I meant.
**[13:59] Tsukasa**
Why should I do my hair in pigtails?
**[14:02] Tsukasa**
And this is a bathhouse.
**[14:04] Tsukasa**
If you're not going to go in,
then get out of here already.
**[14:06] Kyuuma**
Let's table that for a minute.
**[14:09] Kyuuma**
As you're already aware, I came
here to ask for Kaname's advice.
**[14:13] Tsukasa**
I wasn't exactly aware of that.
**[14:15] Kyuuma**
But I'm quite a busy woman!
**[14:17] Kyuuma**
Which is why I can't just loaf
around here waiting for her!
**[14:21] Tsukasa**
And?
**[14:22] Kyuuma**
Y'know how she has her hair in pigtails?
**[14:24] Kyuuma**
Maybe if you did your hair the same way,
**[14:27] Kyuuma**
you'd be more willing to hear me out!
**[14:30] Tsukasa**
What is going on in your brain?!
**[14:32] Kyuuma**
Aw, no good?
**[14:33] Tsukasa**
Absolutely not! I'm confused as
to how you ever thought otherwise!
**[14:37] Kyuuma**
I guess that's a no-go...
**[14:39] Tsukasa**
*Seriously, what is with her?*
**[14:44] Tsukasa**
*And now she's asleep.*
**[14:46] Tsukasa**
*It's pretty clear she's a kid,*
**[14:49] Tsukasa**
*but she's kinda... incredibly pretty.*
**[14:54] Kaname**
Hey, it's Kyuuma-chan.
**[14:57] Kyuuma**
Kaname-chan! Welcome home!
**[14:59] Kaname**
Uh, I'm back, I guess.
**[15:01] Tsukasa**
Kyuuma-chan?
**[15:02] Kaname**
This is Kagami Kyuuma-chan.
A classmate of mine.
**[15:06] Kyuuma**
Where the heck have you
been, Kaname? I was waiting!
**[15:09] Kaname**
Uh, I was at school, Kyuuma-chan.
**[15:12] Kyuuma**
Huh? School?
**[15:13] Kaname**
Exactly. Why weren't you there, by the way?
**[15:17] Kyuuma**
Uh, well, I'm just... k-kinda stupid, so...
**[15:22] Kaname**
That I knew.
**[15:24] Kyuuma**
Wait, we had class today?!
**[15:26] Kyuuma**
You should've told me! I had
perfect attendance before!
**[15:30] Tsukasa**
Why did you think it was a day off, anyway?
**[15:32] Kyuuma**
Because everyone in class was
talking about summer break.
**[15:35] Kyuuma**
I thought it had started already.
**[15:37] Tsukasa**
Is this girl gonna be okay?
**[15:38] Kaname**
Not even a little bit, no.
**[15:41] Kaname**
Kyuuma-chan here is dumber than
most people think is possible,
**[15:43] Kaname**
so I worry about her a lot.
**[15:45] Kyuuma**
Aw, don't try and flatter me!
**[15:48] Kaname**
That wasn't any kind of flattery, Kyuuma-chan!
**[15:51] Kaname**
So, what did you need?
**[15:53] Kyuuma**
Oh, I actually needed to ask for
your advice about something...
**[15:56] Kyuuma**
Wait, did you just call me dumb?!
**[15:59] Kyuuma**
Who are you calling dumb?!
**[16:01] Tsukaname**
*This is going nowhere fast.*
**[16:03] Nasa**
Huh?
**[16:04] Nasa**
I thought I heard a plucky voice.
**[16:07] Nasa**
It's Kyuuma-chan!
**[16:08] Kyuuma**
Hey, Yuzaki-paisen! It's been a while.
**[16:11] Nasa**
It sure has.
**[16:12] Nasa**
You're as energetic as ever.
**[16:15] Tsukasa**
Welcome home, darling.
**[16:17] Nasa**
I'm back.
**[16:18] Kyuuma**
Huh?
**[16:19] Kyuuma**
Yuzaki-paisen, when you say you're back...
**[16:22] Nasa**
Yeah, I've been actually staying
here at Kaname-chan's place.
**[16:25] Kyuuma**
You have?
**[16:26] Nasa**
Yep.
**[16:27] Nasa**
And while I'm updating you, I got married.
**[16:32] Kyuuma**
You married Kaname, Paisen?!
**[16:35] Nasa**
No, Kyuuma-chan.
**[16:37] Kaname**
Did you not notice the person
that called him "darling"?
**[16:41] Nasa**
This is my wife, Yuzaki Tsukasa-san.
**[16:44] Tsukasa**
Nice to meet you.
**[16:46] Kyuuma**
So that's why you called him "darling"?!
**[16:50] Tsukasa**
So you *did* hear that?
**[16:51] Kaname**
How did you get the idea that I was the
one married to Senpai, in that case?
**[16:56] Kyuuma**
I see! Well, ain't that something?
**[16:58] Kyuuma**
It's a real shock, but congratulations.
**[17:02] Nasa**
Thanks.
**[17:03] Nasa**
Well, Tsukasa-chan, I need to return
the tools I borrowed from Nakiri-san.
**[17:08] Tsukasa**
Okay. Tell her I said thanks.
**[17:12] Nasa**
Got it. I will.
**[17:14] Kaname**
Have a safe trip.
***SIGN*** Bath Tickets
**[17:17] Kyuuma**
To think that Yuzaki-paisen got married...
**[17:20] Kyuuma**
Well, I still don't get much about
romance at all, much less marriage.
**[17:26] Kyuuma**
Do you smooch and stuff when you get married?
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
Well, it's not like we don't, but...
**[17:34] Kyuuma**
But what?
**[17:35] Kyuuma**
How many times in a day?
**[17:37] Kyuuma**
Who usually initiates?
**[17:40] Kyuuma**
When did you last kiss?
**[17:43] Kyuuma**
When you kiss—
**[17:44] Tsukasa**
Okay, pipe down! I'm not
playing 20 questions with you!
**[17:47] Tsukasa**
Besides, I thought you were
here to talk to Kaname!
**[17:51] Tsukasa**
So talk to her already!
**[17:52] Kyuuma**
Oh, right, I forgot about that.
**[17:55] Kyuuma**
Kaname, I need some advice on something!
**[17:58] Kaname**
What?
**[18:02] Kyuuma**
I dunno, though...
**[18:03] Kaname**
What is it?
**[18:05] Kyuuma**
I mean, I did want to get your advice.
**[18:09] Kyuuma**
But Häagen...
**[18:10] Kaname**
Häagen?
**[18:12] Kyuuma**
I don't think I'm gonna
talk without any Häagen.
**[18:19] Tsukasa**
You're the one asking her for advice!
**[18:21] Tsukasa**
Where does ice cream even enter into it?!
**[18:23] Kaname**
And Häagen?! Trying to get the
good stuff while you're at it?!
**[18:28] Kyuuma**
B-But problems like this are always
better with a tasty snack...
**[18:33] Kaname**
I don't even know what problem
it is yet, so just ask!
**[18:38] Kyuuma**
Then will you buy me
the ice cream afterward?
**[18:40] Tsukasa**
Sure, whatever, okay?!
**[18:42] Kyuuma**
I dunno, though...
**[18:43] Kaname**
You don't even care anymore, do you?!
**[18:46] Kyuuma**
Okay, I've made up my mind!
**[18:48] Kyuuma**
I think I'm gonna go grab that Häagen,
and then I'll be back for advice!
**[18:53] Kyuuma**
So I'll catch you later, Kaname!
**[18:55] Kaname**
Wait, hold on, Kyuuma-chan!
**[18:59] Tsukasa**
She's an odd girl.
**[19:01] Kaname**
Yeah.
**[19:02] Kaname**
The thing is...
**[19:04] Kaname**
As crazy as she is,
**[19:06] Kaname**
and as impossible as it is to understand
anything she says or does...
**[19:09] Kyuuma**
Kaname! Hey, Kaname! What flavor do you want?
**[19:12] Kaname**
S-Strawberry, then.
**[19:14] Kyuuma**
'Kay! Consider it done!
**[19:20] Kaname**
So there you have it...
**[19:21] Kaname**
She's just really cute, y'know?
**[19:24] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[19:28] Nasa**
Nakiri-san! Thanks a bunch for the tools.
**[19:32] Nakiri**
Hey. Did the installation go well?
**[19:35] Nasa**
Yep!
**[19:36] Nasa**
Pretty smoothly, I guess.
**[19:38] Nakiri**
That's good to hear.
**[19:40] Nakiri**
I'm still having trouble believing
you got married, Nasa-kun.
**[19:46] Nakiri**
I don't really have a desire to,
so it's hard to picture.
**[19:50] Nakiri**
Is being married a good thing?
**[19:53] Nasa**
Well, it probably depends on the person.
**[19:56] Nasa**
But I think it's pretty good.
**[19:59] Nakiri**
I-I see. In what ways?
**[20:02] Nasa**
Well, let's see. For one thing...
**[20:06] Nasa**
My wife always smells great!
**[20:10] Nakiri**
She does?!
**[20:11] Nasa**
Yeah! It's really pretty incredible!
**[20:15] Nasa**
When we walk together at night,
**[20:17] Nasa**
I always end up standing downwind.
**[20:20] Nasa**
And there's this sweet scent,
like I'm in a field of flowers!
**[20:25] Nasa**
Sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go crazy!
**[20:28] Nakiri**
W-Well, that is certainly...
**[20:30] Nakiri**
I think it may be a bit advanced for me.
**[20:33] Nakiri**
Anything else come to mind?
**[20:36] Nasa**
Oh, right!
**[20:37] Nasa**
Nakiri-san, did you know that girls
**[20:39] Nasa**
will buy cookies based on
the design of the package?
**[20:43] Nakiri**
Th-That's crazy!
**[20:45] Nakiri**
Who even does that?!
**[20:47] Nakiri**
Shouldn't you buy cookies
based on their flavor?!
**[20:49] Nasa**
I was surprised at first, too.
**[20:52] Nasa**
I asked her, "Shouldn't you pick
food based on how it tastes?"
**[20:56] Nasa**
But then, she told me...
**[20:59] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Well, of course the taste matters,
**[21:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
but the cuteness of the
packaging matters, too.
**[21:04] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Besides, if they put
effort into the package,
**[21:06] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
they're bound to put it into the taste, too.
**[21:09] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
And if the box is cute,
**[21:11] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
it makes you more excited
when you pick it up, right?
**[21:15] Nakiri**
She does have a point there, I think.
**[21:19] Nakiri**
It's like how I get excited
about a rotary engine,
**[21:22] Nakiri**
and start thinking if I get
a car, it's gotta be an RX-7.
**[21:26] Nasa**
It's the same thing!
**[21:27] Nakiri**
Girls buy cookies based on the packaging...
**[21:30] Nakiri**
This is pretty educational! Anything else?
**[21:32] Nasa**
Well, do you know about this?
**[21:35] Nasa**
Girls...
**[21:39] Nasa**
tend to prefer to drink warm water.
**[21:41] Nakiri**
W-Warm water?!
**[21:44] Nakiri**
Th-That sounds like room
temperature nonsense!
**[21:46] Nakiri**
Everyone knows the best drinks
are the ice cold ones!
**[21:51] Nasa**
Apparently not, actually!
**[21:53] Nasa**
According to my wife...
**[21:54] (Flashback) Nasa**
Here, Tsukasa-chan.
**[21:56] Tsukasa**
No thanks.
**[21:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
If you drink that cold stuff all
the time, you'll catch a chill.
**[22:02] Nasa**
Listen closely, Nakiri-san!
**[22:03] Nasa**
By drinking warm water intentionally,
**[22:06] Nasa**
girls are trying to avoid feeling cold!
And they do it on purpose!
**[22:10] Nasa**
Do you understand how
delicate that makes them?!
**[22:13] Nakiri**
I-I had no idea.
**[22:16] Nakiri**
There's a lot to learn about girls.
**[22:19] Nasa**
There sure is!
**[22:21] Nasa**
But the best thing about getting married,
to me, is how my world has expanded.
**[22:26] Nakiri**
The world?
**[22:27] Nasa**
Right!
**[22:28] Nasa**
By living together,
**[22:30] Nasa**
I'm discovering things every day
that I had no idea about.
**[22:34] Nasa**
I go to places I've never been before, think
about things I never considered before,
**[22:38] Nasa**
experience emotions I've never felt,
**[22:40] Nasa**
meet people I wouldn't have met otherwise...
**[22:43] Nasa**
All of those things combined
**[22:46] Nasa**
have made me feel like I have
more potential than before.
**[22:50] Nasa**
It feels like the world itself is bigger.
**[23:02] Nasa**
Well, Nakiri-san, I'll be seeing you!
**[23:06] Nakiri**
Sure. Until next time.
**[23:12] Nakiri**
*Your world expanding by meeting new people...*
**[23:18] Nakiri**
*Maybe I...*
**[23:20] Nakiri**
*should look for a wife, too.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Aya**
Life is a sauna!
**[23:27] Kaname**
Great, my sister's lost her marbles again.
**[23:30] Aya**
There are times when people
must show restraint.
**[23:32] Kaname**
You oughta make that your phone's wallpaper
and re-read it a hundred times over.
**[23:35] Aya**
Which is why I will restrain myself by
giving up on this gacha some other time!
**[23:38] Kaname**
Okay, we're done here!
# E8 - When You Actually Like It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8QM2P/when-you-actually-like-it)
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**[00:02] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[00:03] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Do you love me?
**[00:06] (Flashback) Nasa**
Huh? Y-Yeah, of course I do.
**[00:12] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I see.
**[00:17] Nasa**
So that's what happened.
**[00:19] Nasa**
Do you think I've done something
to make her doubt my love?
**[00:23] Kaname**
I see. This is quite a fascinating
case study, I think.
**[00:27] Nasa**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[00:29] Kaname**
Here's an example...
**[00:31] Kaname**
Say you're looking at a work of cubism.
**[00:32] Kaname**
Whether or not you see it as a work of art
or just doodles depends on the person.
**[00:38] Kaname**
In the same way,
**[00:39] Kaname**
even individual words can be interpreted
differently between men and women!
**[00:43] Nasa**
Huh? I-Interpreted differently?
**[00:46] Kaname**
Yep.
**[00:47] Kaname**
You have a cat, don't you, Senpai?
**[00:50] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[00:51] Kaname**
To put it in those terms,
what Tsukassan said amounts to purring.
**[00:58] Nasa**
What?
**[00:58] Kaname**
She already knows that you love her.
**[01:01] Kaname**
She got closer to you and
started purring like that
**[01:03] Kaname**
because she wanted you
to show some affection.
**[01:06] Kaname**
What would you do if a cat did
something like that, Senpai?
**[01:10] Kaname**
You'd probably want to
pet them for a while, right?
**[01:13] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[01:14] Kaname**
And yet what was your response?!
**[01:17] Tsukasa**
Do you love me?
**[01:20] Nasa**
Huh? Oh, yeah, of course I do.
**[01:25] Kaname**
How could you be so cold to a purring kitty?!
***SIGN*** Ack
**[01:29] Kaname**
And you're wondering if she's questioning
your love?! Well, I sure as hell am!
**[01:33] Nasa**
I-Is that what it was?!
**[01:35] Kaname**
That's right!
**[01:36] Kaname**
And there's only one appropriate
response for that situation:
**[01:40] Kaname**
You've gotta show your affection to her
until she's satisfied! It's the only way!
**[01:46] Tsukasa**
*Well, I don't think he was annoyed, but...*
**[01:52] Tsukasa**
*It probably was annoying.*
**[01:54] Tsukasa**
*It has to be, right?*
***SIGN*** How He Truly Feels
Does he get annoyed when you ask,
"Do you love me?"
**[01:56] Tsukasa**
*That's why I don't ask too often.*
**[01:59] Tsukasa**
* You're the only one allowed to whisper*
* sweet nothings to me, you know.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 8 When You Actually Like It
**[03:36] Nasa**
* If there's one thing I've learned in the*
* relatively short time I've been married,*
**[03:42] Nasa**
* it's the importance of expressing*
* things verbally with women.*
**[03:46] (Flashback) Kaname**
Consider the words, "I love you."
**[03:50] (Flashback) Kaname**
A cutie pie like me is probably going to hear
that from no shortage of guys in the future,
**[03:56] (Flashback) Kaname**
in no less than five different
languages, I'd wager.
**[03:59] (Flashback) Kaname**
But Tsukassan is married, and you're the
only one allowed to say that to her!
**[04:05] (Flashback) Kaname**
So if you stop saying it to her?
**[04:07] (Flashback) Kaname**
It means she'll never hear
those words ever again!
**[04:12] (Flashback) Kaname**
The same applies to other stuff, too!
**[04:14] (Flashback) Kaname**
Telling a girl she's cute or
pretty is like watering a flower!
**[04:20] (Flashback) Kaname**
You must never forget your responsibility!
**[04:24] Nasa**
*I don't think I've been forgetting,*
**[04:27] Nasa**
* but I'll admit I haven't been*
* too aggressive about saying it.*
**[04:30] Nasa**
* What's considered the right timing to*
* tell someone you love them, though?*
**[04:34] Nasa**
*Isn't it a little weird to tell someone,*
**[04:36] Nasa**
* "You're pretty," or "You're so cute,"*
* during daily life, with no real lead-in?*
**[04:40] Nasa**
* And when you consider I lived 18 years*
* never needing to say those kinds of things,*
**[04:44] Nasa**
* I don't know how I'm suddenly*
* supposed to adapt.*
**[04:48] Nasa**
* But if I don't figure something out,*
* I'll be letting Tsukasa-chan down!*
**[04:52] Nasa**
* And it is true that I think about*
* how cute she is every day!*
**[04:56] Nasa**
*That's right! This is totally doable!*
***SIGN*** TV
***SIGN*** Sunday Music
Party
***SIGN*** The Hot New Idol Group!!
**[05:00] Idol Trio**
*What did you think of that song?*
**[05:02] Idol trio**
* I was really anxious about*
* singing it for the first time!*
**[05:03] Nasa**
You're way prettier than
those idols, Tsukasa-chan.
**[05:10] Nasa**
* Yeah, I get the feeling*
* that's a terrible idea!*
**[05:13] Nasa**
* First there's the "Where'd that*
* comparison come from?" factor,*
**[05:15] Nasa**
* and what if Tsukasa-chan*
* likes that idol group?!*
**[05:19] Nasa**
* And more than that, it sounds*
* like either flattery or sarcasm!*
**[05:22] Nasa**
*Which means the best timing is probably...*
**[05:32] Nasa**
Good morning, Tsukasa-chan.
**[05:35] Nasa**
You're as incredibly cute as ever today.
**[05:39] Tsukasa**
Uh... okay. Thank you.
**[05:43] Tsukasa**
I'm going to get changed and
help out at the bathhouse.
**[05:49] Nasa**
*Well, that didn't work!*
**[05:51] Nasa**
*What did I do wrong?*
**[05:52] Nasa**
* I know there's more to it*
* than just saying the words.*
**[05:55] Nasa**
* And I really did put a lot*
* of thought into that one!*
**[05:58] Nasa**
*But this confirms a theory of mine.*
**[06:01] Nasa**
* To be honest, I was pretty sure*
* beforehand, but this settles it!*
**[06:03] Nasa**
* I need to practice before*
* this will turn out right!*
**[06:07] Nasa**
* These words that I never had any use*
* for in the 18 years I've been alive...*
**[06:11] Nasa**
* Of course I won't be able to use them*
* right in my daily life all of a sudden!*
**[06:15] Nasa**
*That much should've been obvious!*
**[06:17] Nasa**
* But just because I'm not good at it now*
* doesn't mean it should stay that way!*
**[06:22] Nasa**
*Loving words are like English!*
**[06:24] Nasa**
* You gotta keep learning and practicing,*
* or you'll never be any good!*
**[06:27] Nasa**
*I'm gonna start by studying with shojo manga!*
**[06:33] Tsukasa**
* My husband has started reading shojo manga*
* whenever he takes a break from work.*
**[06:39] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[06:42] Nasa**
Shojo manga is pretty interesting!
**[06:45] Tsukasa**
* My husband, as a rule,*
* has no sense of proportion.*
***SIGN*** Read
**[06:49] Tsukasa**
* When he gets into something, he absorbs*
* huge amounts of it as quickly as possible.*
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
**[06:55] Tsukasa**
*To be honest, it's kind of cute...*
**[06:59] Tsukasa**
* But when I see him focusing so*
* intently on something like this,*
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
**[07:04] Tsukasa**
*I kinda wanna mess with him!*
***SIGN*** Desire for mischief activated!
**[07:15] Nasa**
Toast?! Come on, why are you eating my hair?!
**[07:19] Nasa**
Hey! What is this persistent urge
of yours to eat my head?! Seriously!
**[07:26] Tsukasa**
Now, now, Toast, you can't interrupt Daddy.
**[07:31] Tsukasa**
You are honestly such a
troublesome little kitty.
**[07:33] Tsukasa**
We'll need to be careful.
**[07:35] Nasa**
I-Is it okay if I read a bit more?
**[07:38] Tsukasa**
Of course. Enjoy yourself.
**[07:40] Tsukasa**
*Lately, I've developed a guilty pleasure.*
**[07:44] Tsukasa**
* When I see my darling with*
* that serious look on his face,*
**[07:47] Tsukasa**
*I feel this pressing urge to mess with him.*
**[07:51] Tsukasa**
* I know better than to indulge when*
* he's busy with work, of course,*
**[07:56] Tsukasa**
* but if it's not work,*
* then it can't hurt, right?*
**[08:00] Tsukasa**
Darling, have you felt worn out lately?
**[08:03] Nasa**
Huh? Not at all, why?
**[08:05] Tsukasa**
No, I'm sure you have.
This calls for a massage.
**[08:09] Tsukasa**
That being the case,
let me rub your shoulders.
**[08:11] Nasa**
O-Okay, thanks.
**[08:14] Tsukasa**
Now, then...
**[08:16] Tsukasa**
Here!
**[08:19] Nasa**
Hang on, Tsukasa-chan!
Why were you tickling me?
**[08:22] Tsukasa**
Wait, did I do that wrong?
**[08:24] Nasa**
Y-Yeah, you did! You can't go after
my ribs out of the blue like that.
**[08:28] Tsukasa**
I see. I won't do it without warning again.
**[08:32] Nasa**
Exactly. If you're going to rub something,
make it my shoulders, please.
**[08:35] Nasa**
Okay?
**[08:36] Tsukasa**
Okay, I've got it.
**[08:38] Tsukasa**
Tsukasa-chan never lies!
**[08:40] Tsukasa**
Now, let me just rub your sides.
**[08:45] Nasa**
Hey! No! I asked you not to tickle me!
**[08:48] Tsukasa**
But I warned you beforehand this time.
**[08:52] Nasa**
A warning doesn't change anything!
**[08:54] Nasa**
You rub the shoulders!
The shoulders, por favor!
**[08:57] Tsukasa**
I think your Spanish might be
a little advanced for me.
**[08:59] Nasa**
It wasn't advanced at all!
**[09:01] Nasa**
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
**[09:04] Nasa**
Come on, that look makes it
obvious what you're trying to do!
**[09:07] Tsukasa**
Sorry, sorry! You were just too cute,
the way you were focused on that manga.
**[09:12] Nasa**
Come on...
**[09:14] Tsukasa**
What made you suddenly start
reading shojo manga, though?
**[09:19] Nasa**
W-Well, there was... n-no real reason, I'd say.
**[09:23] Nasa**
* It'd be way too embarrassing to admit*
* that I started because I was trying*
**[09:26] Nasa**
*to figure out how to express my love better,*
**[09:28] Nasa**
* but then got hooked because*
* of how entertaining they are!*
**[09:32] Tsukasa**
Darling. You tried to brush
that off, didn't you?
**[09:35] Nasa**
Huh?! Wh-What makes you say that?
**[09:37] Tsukasa**
Tsukasa-chan is pretty perceptive
about this kind of thing.
**[09:41] Tsukasa**
So stop being embarrassed and tell
the truth. What brought all this on?
**[09:44] Nasa**
Well, it's like I said...
**[09:46] Tsukasa**
Like what you said?
**[09:58] Tsukasa**
Ugh, you're so cute, I just had to kiss you.
**[10:01] Tsukasa**
What's the big idea? Seriously.
**[10:02] Nasa**
What's what big idea? What?
**[10:04] Tsukasa**
Now fess up and tell the truth!
**[10:07] Nasa**
Well, um...
**[10:10] Nasa**
I wanted to convey how much I love you.
**[10:15] Nasa**
And saying stuff like that...
If it's before you're going out,
**[10:19] Nasa**
all you need to do is find the right
moment to admit how you feel, right?
**[10:25] Nasa**
But once you're married,
**[10:27] Nasa**
I think you need to be able to tell someone
that sort of thing casually in daily life.
**[10:31] Nasa**
But it's hard to do that sort of thing
without practice or study, so...
**[10:38] Tsukasa**
So you thought you'd read
shojo manga for study?
**[10:43] Nasa**
Y-Yeah. And then it was so
interesting, I got hooked.
**[10:48] Tsukasa**
I-I see.
**[10:50] Tsukasa**
Damn, darling, how cute *are* you?
**[10:54] Tsukasa**
Well, I appreciate you thinking about
that sort of thing so seriously.
**[10:58] Tsukasa**
Now, why don't you show me
the fruits of your study?
**[11:03] Nasa**
Huh?!
**[11:04] Tsukasa**
Now!
**[11:05] Nasa**
Wait, are you still making fun of me now?
**[11:08] Tsukasa**
Not at all, no! I'm totally serious!
**[11:11] Nasa**
I know you're not!
**[11:12] Tsukasa**
I'm being super serious right now.
Tsukasa-chan never lies!
**[11:15] Tsukasa**
So now.
**[11:16] Nasa**
Y-You're being serious right now?
**[11:18] Tsukasa**
Very much so.
**[11:20] Nasa**
Well...
**[11:23] Nasa**
T-Tsukasa-chan, I love you the
most in the entire universe.
**[11:30] Tsukasa**
What the heck was that cute nonsense?!
**[11:32] Tsukasa**
Play fair, darling!
**[11:34] Nasa**
Wait, are you mad?!
**[11:37] Tsukasa**
Well, in that case, how about more specifics?
**[11:40] Tsukasa**
How much do you love me?
**[11:42] Nasa**
Well, you're always so cute.
**[11:47] Nasa**
It's like every time I see you,
I feel like I love you more.
**[11:58] Kaname**
Tsukassan... You're in a good mood.
**[12:01] Kaname**
Something nice happen?
**[12:05] Tsukasa**
Not telling.
**[12:13] Kaname**
I'm curious, Senpai. Do you two
ever get in the bath together?
**[12:19] Kaname**
Oh, did you not hear me? I was asking...
**[12:21] Nasa**
I did hear you, actually!
**[12:23] Nasa**
Why are you in the men's
bath like it's no big deal?!
**[12:26] Kaname**
Well?
**[12:27] Kaname**
How about it? What's the answer?
**[12:29] Nasa**
I-I mean, we are married,
so I would like to do that...
**[12:34] Nasa**
But that building doesn't have a bath.
**[12:36] Nasa**
Granted, if we move into a new apartment that
has one, then I'd love to do that every day.
**[12:44] Kaname**
So the desire exists, at least.
**[12:47] Kaname**
In that case, do you wanna join her now?
**[12:49] Nasa**
Huh?
**[12:50] Kaname**
Business hours are over,
and the customers are all gone.
**[12:55] Kaname**
You can pop into the women's
bath now, if you want.
**[12:58] Nasa**
What?! B-But...
**[12:59] Kaname**
You guys already got in the bath
together at Kusatsu, right?
**[13:03] Kaname**
Tsukassan still seems to be bathing,
**[13:06] Kaname**
so I'll unlock the door that
leads to the women's bath.
**[13:10] Kaname**
You two can enjoy some quality time
washing each other's backs or something.
**[13:16] Nasa**
A-Are you sure it's okay?
**[13:17] Kaname**
You bet.
**[13:19] Kaname**
Just don't have too much fun
and make a lot of noise, okay?
**[13:23] Kaname**
Sound really carries in this place.
**[13:26] Nasa**
W-We wouldn't go that far!
**[13:31] Nasa**
Okay, I'm going!
**[13:32] Tsukasa**
Whoa, hang on!
**[13:33] Tsukasa**
Hold on a sec! Are you actually
coming over here, darling?!
**[13:37] Kaname**
Did you hear us?
**[13:39] Tsukasa**
Of course I did!
**[13:41] Tsukasa**
Why am I not a part of this conversation?!
**[13:44] Kaname**
Should I cancel the spousal
quality time, then?
**[13:47] Tsukasa**
Huh? Well, I mean...
**[13:51] Tsukasa**
I-If you... turn the lights off,
then it's okay.
**[13:56] Kaname**
You heard her. Good for you, Senpai.
**[14:00] Kaname**
I'm going to go clean up at the front desk,
**[14:04] Kaname**
so enjoy yourselves!
**[14:09] Nasa**
* Getting in the bath with your*
* wife is a totally normal thing.*
**[14:13] Nasa**
* If anything, it's a good thing! The kind of*
* thing that the government would endorse!*
**[14:18] Nasa**
* Married couples getting along*
* contributes to world peace!*
**[14:23] Nasa**
*I think!*
**[14:25] Nasa**
W-Well, Tsukasa-chan, can I come in?
**[14:29] Tsukasa**
S-Sure... Go ahead.
**[14:54] Nasa**
It...
**[14:57] Nasa**
It's the first time we've done
this since the Kusatsu trip, huh?
**[15:01] Tsukasa**
Th-That's right.
**[15:03] Tsukasa**
Seriously, I have no idea
what Kaname was thinking,
**[15:06] Tsukasa**
suggesting something like
this out of the blue...
**[15:08] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[15:10] Nasa**
I'm kinda glad she did, though.
**[15:13] Tsukasa**
I mean, so am I.
**[15:18] Tsukasa**
Don't look too closely, okay?
**[15:22] Tsukasa**
This isn't like Kusatsu.
**[15:24] Tsukasa**
The water's clear, so...
**[15:28] Tsukasa**
You can see... everything.
**[15:34] Nasa**
*Th-This is bad.*
**[15:36] Nasa**
* She warned us not to make any noise,*
* but I feel like I'm gonna!*
**[15:43] Nasa**
How much do you think voices carry in here?
**[15:46] Tsukasa**
Huh?
**[15:47] Nasa**
Well, it's just that...
**[15:49] Nasa**
We probably shouldn't do anything that
Kaname-chan will be able to hear.
**[16:02] Tsukasa**
Honestly...
**[16:04] Tsukasa**
It's like this stuff is always the
first thing on your mind, Nasa-kun.
**[16:08] Nasa**
Sorry!
**[16:09] Nasa**
Did you not want to?
**[16:14] Tsukasa**
You are so stupid!
**[16:17] Tsukasa**
If I didn't want to...
**[16:20] Tsukasa**
I wouldn't have let you in here at all!
**[16:22] Nasa**
*T-Too stimulating!*
**[16:25] Tsukasa**
Now turn the other way.
**[16:27] Nasa**
O-Okay!
**[16:40] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, are you getting out already?
**[16:42] Tsukasa**
No! I was just thinking
about using the sauna.
**[16:47] Tsukasa**
If you want to join me, feel free, darling.
**[16:55] Nasa**
* If she didn't want to,*
* she wouldn't have let me in.*
**[16:58] Nasa**
*If you really didn't want to...*
**[17:00] Nasa**
*If she didn't—*
**[17:01] Nasa**
*This is like a scene out of a shojo manga!*
**[17:04] Nasa**
*Which means I need to go!*
**[17:07] Nasa**
*Getting into the bath and then the sauna*
**[17:11] Nasa**
*with my wife is for the sake of world peace!*
**[17:18] Nasa**
*S-So hot!*
**[17:20] Nasa**
*Come to think of it, the sauna here...*
**[17:23] Nasa**
*has the temperature set really high!*
**[17:26] Nasa**
* In a setup like this, I'll have*
* maybe five minutes to do stuff!*
**[17:31] Nasa**
* But will I be able to maintain*
* my libidinous feelings—*
**[17:35] Nasa**
* I mean, my love for my wife,*
* in the midst of this scorching heat?!*
**[17:39] Nasa**
*Will I?*
**[17:41] Nasa**
*Will I?!*
**[17:45] Tsukasa**
Darling, you came.
**[17:47] Nasa**
*Yeah, this'll be easy!*
**[17:49] Nasa**
C-Can I sit next to you?
**[17:51] Tsukasa**
Of course.
**[17:53] Tsukasa**
I love how hot the sauna here is.
**[17:56] Nasa**
D-Do you?
**[17:59] Nasa**
How long do you usually stay in the sauna?
**[18:02] Tsukasa**
As long as I can, of course.
**[18:04] Nasa**
*Well, that's very manly!*
**[18:06] Tsukasa**
You see, a sauna, darling...
**[18:09] Tsukasa**
is a battle against yourself.
**[18:11] Tsukasa**
Amidst this overwhelming heat,
**[18:14] Tsukasa**
you're able to ask yourself
the hard questions.
**[18:17] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[18:22] Nasa**
*This isn't what I expected!*
**[18:25] Nasa**
You must love saunas, huh, Tsukasa-chan?
**[18:28] Tsukasa**
Not exactly, no.
**[18:30] Nasa**
Huh?
**[18:31] Tsukasa**
It's not me that loves saunas.
All of humanity does!
**[18:35] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[18:38] Nasa**
* Despite a mostly naked man and woman*
* being together in a dark, enclosed space,*
**[18:42] Nasa**
*the atmosphere isn't even a little spicy!*
**[18:45] Nasa**
* Well, I guess fooling around in a sauna*
* room is a bad idea in the first place.*
**[18:51] Nasa**
* But mankind has always*
* challenged new frontiers!*
**[18:58] Nasa**
Wh-What are you doing, Tsukasa-chan?
**[19:02] Tsukasa**
Creating some steam so it'll get hotter in here.
**[19:05] Tsukasa**
I was feeling like more of a challenge.
**[19:08] Nasa**
That's not the kind of challenge I meant!
**[19:11] Tsukasa**
Do you like saunas, darling?
**[19:13] Nasa**
Well, let's see...
**[19:15] Nasa**
I-I'm not great with them, to be honest.
**[19:19] Nasa**
Which is why I usually get out after two or
three minutes, when it becomes unbearable.
**[19:23] Tsukasa**
You've got the wrong idea, darling.
**[19:25] Tsukasa**
A sauna begins with enduring
the first three minutes.
**[19:29] Tsukasa**
The first three minutes are before
your body gets used to the heat,
**[19:32] Tsukasa**
so it can be uncomfortable, and even painful.
**[19:35] Tsukasa**
Which is why amateurs can't bear those first
three minutes, and tend to run out right away.
**[19:37] Nasa**
Amateurs?!
**[19:41] Tsukasa**
But that's wrong!
**[19:42] Tsukasa**
You endure the first three minutes,
and that's when the first door opens!
**[19:46] Nasa**
What door?
**[19:47] Tsukasa**
And when that door opens,
**[19:49] Tsukasa**
the heat spreads throughout your body,
and then it becomes comfortable!
**[19:52] Tsukasa**
The heat is our friend!
**[19:54] Nasa**
We're friends?!
**[19:56] Tsukasa**
You need to hang in there until
that friendship blossoms.
**[19:59] Tsukasa**
Let's open the door together, darling!
**[20:02] Nasa**
*Oh, boy, she seems really serious about this.*
**[20:05] Nasa**
O-Okay, I'll try my best.
**[20:10] Aya**
Kaname-chan!
**[20:13] Aya**
Did you drain the bathwater already?
**[20:15] Kaname**
Not yet. But don't go in the women's bath.
**[20:19] Aya**
Why not?
**[20:20] Kaname**
Because Senpai and Tsukassan are having
some private time in there right now.
**[20:25] Aya**
What the heck?!
That's straight out of a rom-com!
**[20:27] Kaname**
Well, they're already married,
**[20:29] Kaname**
so there won't be any of that
"Ew, perv!" stuff like in rom-coms.
**[20:32] Aya**
That just means it's gonna
be even more intense!
**[20:35] Kaname**
Anyway, if you're going in,
make sure to use the men's bath.
**[20:37] Aya**
G-Got it.
**[20:39] Aya**
All the customers left already, right?
**[20:44] Ginga**
Aw, crap. I dozed off in the sauna.
**[20:49] Sign**
m 251 285 l 251 333 393 333 393 285
***SIGN*** 3 Minutes Later
**[20:51] Nasa**
*This is bad. No doors are opening at all.*
**[20:54] Nasa**
*And this heat doesn't seem at all friendly!*
**[20:57] Nasa**
* Is my wife seriously,*
* seriously enduring this heat?*
**[21:01] Nasa**
*It's getting harder and harder to endure!*
**[21:04] Nasa**
*Is this really okay, Tsukasa-chan?!*
**[21:12] Nasa**
* I'll try to commune with*
* the heat for a bit longer.*
**[21:15] Nasa**
*But even if I do, time's running out.*
**[21:18] Nasa**
*Which means my only choice is to....*
**[21:24] Nasa**
*Even if the heat wipes me out,*
**[21:26] Nasa**
*I want to have some contact!*
**[21:28] Nasa**
* As I see my wife enduring*
* the heat of the sauna,*
**[21:31] Nasa**
* glistening with sweat,*
* she's as cute as she's ever been!*
**[21:34] Nasa**
* Normally, I wouldn't be able to touch*
* someone like that, but we're married!*
**[21:38] Nasa**
* And married couples getting along*
* contributes to world peace!*
**[21:42] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[21:46] Tsukasa**
It's already hot enough.
Are you sure you want to?
**[21:49] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[21:51] Nasa**
Because my feelings for you
burn way hotter than this.
**[21:59] Tsukasa**
Looks like your practice
is paying off, darling.
**[22:02] Nasa**
Aw, come on!
**[22:04] Nasa**
If you're gonna make fun
of me, then take this!
**[22:07] Tsukasa**
H-Hey! My towel's gonna fall off.
**[22:10] Nasa**
W-Would that be a bad thing?
**[22:14] Tsukasa**
W-Well... n-not really...
**[22:23] Sign/Aya**
Eek! Who the heck are you?!
**[22:28] Tsukasa**
What was that, darling?
**[22:30] Nasa**
Aya-san's voice, I think.
**[22:33] Tsukasa**
The sound in here really seems
to carry. Let's get out.
**[22:37] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[22:38] Aya**
Why were you in there when I was going in?!
***SIGN*** Gripe
**[22:42] Aya**
What is wrong with you?!
Unbelievable! Give me a break!
**[22:42] Ginga**
Well, it *was* the men's bath...
**[22:45] Aya**
I don't wanna hear your logic!
**[22:47] Aya**
I wanna know how you're
going to make this right!
**[22:49] Ginga**
Make it right?
**[22:51] Aya**
Are you going to, or not?! Which is it?!
***SIGN*** Gripe
**[22:53] Kaname**
Sorry about all this, Senpai.
**[22:56] Kaname**
Seems this rom-com nonsense got in your way.
**[23:01] Tsukasa**
Good grief. Just when things were going well...
**[23:04] Tsukasa**
What a shame.
**[23:06] Nasa**
It was a shame?
**[23:08] Tsukasa**
I mean, it's a shame what happened to Aya!
**[23:11] Nasa**
I-I see...
**[23:14] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[23:16] Tsukasa**
What else?
**[23:17] Nasa**
Right...
**[23:20] Nasa**
* I thought about how I'd like to*
* get in the sauna together again.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Naoko**
Yuzaki-kun, do you ever argue
with your wife about food?
**[23:28] Nasa**
Not at all. Do you, Yanagi-sensei?
**[23:31] Naoko**
About whether fried eggs get
soy sauce or Worcestershire,
**[23:33] Naoko**
and whether or not to mix
your curry into your rice.
**[23:35] Nasa**
Still, food does taste better when you
have someone to share it with, right?
**[23:37] Naoko**
You really are an honor student!
# E9 - A Summer Day
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2Z5JE/a-summer-day)
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**[00:04] (Flashback) Girl**
It's all burnt up...
**[00:07] (Flashback) Girl**
Where am I supposed to go now?
**[00:11] (Flashback) Woman**
It's all right. You're still alive.
**[00:17] (Flashback) Woman**
For now, you should eat these ohagi.
**[00:26] Tokiko**
I remember it all so clearly...
**[00:29] Tokiko**
Like it was yesterday.
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Channel
***SIGN*** Disc Menu
***SIGN*** Recording List
***SIGN*** Start Menu
***SIGN*** Display
***SIGN*** Sub-Menu
***SIGN*** Channel
***SIGN*** Volume
***SIGN*** Program Guide
**[02:02] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[02:04] Tsukasa**
I think the DVR is broken.
***SIGN*** Episode 9 A Summer Day
**[02:08] Nasa**
What makes you say that?
**[02:10] Tsukasa**
I mean, look, I keep pressing, but...
**[02:13] Nasa**
Can I see that for a sec?
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
Here.
**[02:17] Nasa**
*It's probably just dead batteries.*
**[02:22] Nasa**
There we go. It's working.
**[02:27] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[02:28] Tsukasa**
You just thought, "Wow,
what a dummy," didn't you?
**[02:31] Nasa**
What?! Of course not!
**[02:34] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[02:36] Tsukasa**
You didn't think I was pitiful
for being unable to deal with
**[02:39] Tsukasa**
something as basic as dead batteries?
**[02:41] Nasa**
I would never!
**[02:43] Tsukasa**
Really? Well, I guess that's okay, then.
**[02:48] Nasa**
*My wife is an amazing person.*
**[02:52] Nasa**
*She has a real air of mystery around her,*
**[02:54] Nasa**
*she's a deft hand with most things,*
**[02:56] Nasa**
* and I've never seen her afraid*
* or losing her composure.*
**[03:00] Nasa**
* Even when there are scary-looking*
* customers at the bathhouse sometimes...*
**[03:04] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
We don't serve customers with tattoos here.
**[03:07] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
If you would still like to enter,
you'll need to cover it up with this tape.
**[03:11] (Flashback) Customer**
S-Sure...
**[03:13] Nasa**
*I honestly think she's too good for me.*
**[03:16] Nasa**
* Which is why, occasionally... there are*
* moments that I can't help but smile at.*
**[03:21] Tsukasa**
Y'know, I think my phone
is playing tricks on me.
**[03:24] Nasa**
What tricks?
**[03:25] Tsukasa**
It says my password is wrong.
**[03:28] Nasa**
Did you forget it?
**[03:29] Tsukasa**
Of course not!
**[03:30] Tsukasa**
But you don't have to enter your
password that often anymore, right?
**[03:34] Tsukasa**
Most of the time, it goes "dink" and
automatically fills in your ID and password!
**[03:41] Tsukasa**
So when it tells me to enter them
the old-fashioned way all of a sudden...
**[03:45] Tsukasa**
And I tried hard!
**[03:47] Tsukasa**
But it keeps saying the password that
I was so confident about is wrong!
**[03:53] Tsukasa**
Maybe it was changed by
some sort of super hacker?!
**[03:56] Nasa**
*Well, that's a wild theory!*
**[04:00] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you haven't changed the
password since I set it up for you, right?
**[04:05] Tsukasa**
Huh? Of course not.
**[04:08] Nasa**
In that case...
**[04:12] Nasa**
There. I got in.
**[04:14] Tsukasa**
Darling... I'm amazed you remember that
nonsensical string of characters so easily.
**[04:19] Tsukasa**
Well, there is actually a meaning behind it.
**[04:22] Tsukasa**
But I think you should probably change it.
**[04:24] Nasa**
It has to be complicated,
but something you can remember.
**[04:29] Tsukasa**
Yeah, that's impossible.
**[04:31] Nasa**
* I didn't realize we were*
* discussing what's possible.*
**[04:34] Nasa**
In that case, should I manage
your password for you?
**[04:37] Tsukasa**
Would you?
**[04:38] Tsukasa**
I see! So this is the "dividing
the housework" part of marriage!
**[04:42] Nasa**
*I don't think so, no.*
**[04:45] Nasa**
What did you do before
we were married, though?
**[04:47] Tsukasa**
Oh, Tokiko took care of that kind of thing.
**[04:51] Tsukasa**
She might not look the part,
but she's a hardcore STEM type.
**[04:54] Nasa**
Really? Wow.
**[04:56] Tokiko**
I know Python, too.
**[04:59] Nasa**
Y'know, I think it's really cute how some
things actually give you trouble, Tsukasa-chan.
**[05:04] Tsukasa**
You really do think I'm a
dummy, don't you, darling?
**[05:09] Nasa**
What?! I don't think that at all!
**[05:12] Tsukasa**
No, you do.
**[05:14] Tsukasa**
Tsukasa-chan is the kind of girl
who picks up on these things.
**[05:17] Tsukasa**
Y'know what this is?
**[05:18] Tsukasa**
This is genuinely one of those "happy wife,
happy life" type situations.
**[05:23] Nasa**
That kind of sounds like extortion, but...
**[05:27] Nasa**
How about some cake, then?
**[05:32] Nasa**
Oh, come on! Don't give
me that exasperated look!
**[05:35] Tsukasa**
You're trying to cheer me up
with cake in this day and age?
**[05:37] Tsukasa**
It's not the old days anymore, darling.
**[05:41] Nasa**
Then... 168 apologems in
your favorite mobile game?
**[05:46] Nasa**
Okay, that sure is a face.
**[05:49] Tsukasa**
Darling! I know this was my idea,
but you don't have to suck up *that* much!
**[05:54] Tsukasa**
Maybe try for something
a little more practical!
**[05:57] Nasa**
S-Sorry...
**[06:00] Tsukasa**
Well, since it's the best option
so far, I'll settle for that cake.
**[06:04] Tsukasa**
And that being the case,
let's go and pick one out.
**[06:07] Nasa**
O-Okay...
**[06:09] Tsukasa**
All that aside, though,
I'm glad you're so reliable, darling.
**[06:15] Nasa**
I am?
**[06:17] Tsukasa**
Of course! I appreciate you
always being there to help me.
**[06:20] Nasa**
I see. Well...
**[06:24] Nasa**
This is all the thanks I need.
**[06:27] Tsukasa**
Honestly... You always want
to do stuff like this.
**[06:30] Nasa**
Yeah. But when I catch your scent,
**[06:33] Nasa**
it makes me want to do whatever you say.
**[06:35] Tsukasa**
O-Okay, enough! That tickles...
**[06:39] Kaname**
And that's why you went out for cake, huh?
**[06:43] Nasa**
Yep! My wife really is funny, huh?
**[06:47] Kaname**
Uh-huh...
**[06:48] Nasa**
The only thing I worry about
is if she's always that funny,
**[06:53] Nasa**
or if it's because she's married to me.
**[06:57] Kaname**
That is the least worrying
worry I ever heard of.
**[07:00] Kaname**
Still, isn't that a good thing?
Finding your partner cute, I mean.
**[07:05] Nasa**
And there was one other
thing I wanted to mention...
**[07:08] Nasa**
The other day, something similar happened.
**[07:12] Kaname**
What do you mean?
**[07:14] Kaname**
* Look at me, the girl who listens to this nonsense*
* without registering a hint of disdain on her face!*
**[07:19] Kaname**
*Ain't I great?*
**[07:20] Naoko**
Good afternoon!
**[07:22] Nasa**
Oh, Yanagi-sensei!
**[07:27] Tsukasa**
Help yourself.
**[07:28] Naoko**
Thanks.
**[07:29] Nasa**
So, what brings you by today?
**[07:33] Naoko**
I think... there's gonna be a marriage.
**[07:37] Nasa**
For who?
**[07:38] Naoko**
For me! Me! Your old homeroom
teacher, Yanagi-chan!
**[07:42] Nasa**
Oh, congratulations!
**[07:45] Tsukasa**
Congratulations.
**[07:46] Naoko**
It's not purely good news, though.
**[07:51] Nasa**
What do you mean?
**[07:52] Nasa**
Is there something you're worried about
when it comes to marrying Taniguchi-sensei?
**[07:56] Naoko**
Hang on, how did you know
it's Taniguchi-sensei?
**[08:00] Naoko**
Actually, you weren't surprised
at the news at all.
**[08:04] Nasa**
Well, I mean...
**[08:08] Nasa**
*We saw you two fooling around in the park!*
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
*We already saw something crazy!*
**[08:14] Nasa**
When I saw you together at the theme
park, you seemed to really get along!
**[08:18] Tsukasa**
I felt the same way.
**[08:19] Naoko**
Oh, is that right?
**[08:22] Nasa**
So, what is it you're worried about?
**[08:25] Tsukasa**
Putting aside how you were fooling
around in the park at night...
**[08:29] Naoko**
Y-You saw that, too?!
**[08:32] Nasa/Tsukasa**
Nope!
**[08:33] Naoko**
Well, whatever.
**[08:35] Naoko**
Actually, I wanted to ask you...
**[08:38] Naoko**
Yuzaki-kun, was there anything you were
worried about when it came to marriage?
**[08:43] Nasa**
Worried?
**[08:45] Nasa**
Nothing at all!
**[08:47] Naoko**
*He can be terrifyingly airheaded at times.*
**[08:50] Naoko**
Well, I expected as much,
but I guess that confirms it.
**[08:54] Nasa**
I was just a little anxious about whether or not
I was allowed to marry someone so wonderful!
**[09:00] Nasa**
Are you nervous about
getting married, Sensei?
**[09:04] Naoko**
The other day, we went out
for beef bowls on a date.
**[09:08] Tsukasa**
Beef bowls?
**[09:09] Nasa**
Is it some sort of, "I can't believe we
had beef bowls on a date!" thing?
**[09:14] Naoko**
Come on, I don't think I'm
a princess or something.
***SIGN*** Order take-out on
your smart phone.
***SIGN*** This is where
beef bowls get good.
***SIGN*** We offer
double meat.
—Ushinoya
**[09:17] Naoko**
I go there by myself all the time.
**[09:20] Naoko**
I go by myself, order one with
double meat, and polish it off.
**[09:25] Naoko**
But this time, I was kind of happy and
anxious about going with the one I love...
**[09:30] Tsukasa**
*She really is a sweetheart.*
**[09:33] Naoko**
I mean, isn't that nice?
**[09:34] Naoko**
Having a relationship where
you can let your guard down.
**[09:37] Nasa**
I think so.
**[09:39] Naoko**
But then, when our bowls came out...
**[09:46] Naoko**
Taniguchi-sensei packed the red
pickled ginger sky-high on his.
**[09:49] Nasa**
Come to think of it,
I've heard of this before.
**[09:52] Tsukasa**
I see. And that choice of his made you uneasy.
**[09:55] Naoko**
It's not that! It's not that simple!
**[10:01] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
I'm sure this comes as a
surprise, Yanagi-sensei.
**[10:04] (Flashback) Naoko**
Y-Yeah.
**[10:06] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
I started eating them like this after
reading about it in a certain manga...
**[10:09] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
And just like they said in the actual manga,
**[10:13] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
it's actually not that good.
**[10:16] Nasa**
It's not?!
**[10:17] Tsukasa**
Then why all the ginger?!
**[10:19] Naoko**
Exactly! I asked that very same question!
**[10:22] Naoko**
And he said...
**[10:23] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
This... is something you can only
understand if you experience it.
**[10:26] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
But I don't want you to eat
it this way, Yanagi-sensei!
**[10:30] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
Please, Yanagi-sensei!
I want you to remain normal!
**[10:36] Naoko**
A real head-scratcher, right?
**[10:38] Tsukasa**
I-I'd say so.
**[10:40] Naoko**
Which is why I figured... I'd try it, too.
**[10:45] Nasa**
What?! You ate one like that, Yanagi-sensei?!
**[10:48] Naoko**
I did! I crossed that line!
The next day, by myself.
**[10:52] Naoko**
And when I anxiously took a bite...
**[10:58] Naoko**
It wasn't particularly good.
**[11:00] Nasa**
Well...
**[11:01] Tsukasa**
That makes sense.
**[11:02] Naoko**
But that's not even the worst part!
**[11:08] Naoko**
It wasn't particularly good,
and I left the restaurant.
**[11:13] Naoko**
And about two days later,
**[11:14] Naoko**
I started getting an insatiable craving for a
beef bowl piled sky-high with red ginger!
**[11:20] Naoko**
And that was when I realized: This is
what Taniguchi-sensei was talking about!
**[11:25] Naoko**
It's a swamp!
**[11:27] Naoko**
A beefy swamp that's impossible
to escape once you've sunk in!
**[11:31] Naoko**
I used to look at people who packed
on the red ginger with disdain!
**[11:36] Naoko**
"How could they be so
ridiculous?!" I'd think!
**[11:38] Naoko**
But... because of him...
I've learned to forgive them.
**[11:45] Tsukasa**
What exactly is the problem here?
**[11:47] Naoko**
People can change.
**[11:49] Naoko**
And falling in love can drive that change.
**[11:52] Naoko**
Is that something to be glad about?
**[11:54] Nasa**
I-I think so?
**[11:56] Nasa**
Consider it personal growth.
**[11:59] Naoko**
I never wanted to grow into a person who
eats a big pile of red ginger on her beef bowl.
**[12:05] Nasa**
Well...
**[12:06] Tsukasa**
That's understandable.
**[12:09] Nasa**
Did you actually mention
this to Taniguchi-sensei?
**[12:13] Naoko**
I... I could never tell him!
**[12:16] Naoko**
I mean, think about it!
**[12:18] Naoko**
He fell in love with the version of
me that didn't pile on red ginger!
**[12:22] Naoko**
There's no way he could love me now that I've
been pickled by all that redness and ginger!
**[12:27] Nasa**
Er...
**[12:29] Tsukasa**
Seriously, what even is this?
**[12:31] Nasa**
W-Well, you still have to be honest
with him about it, right?
**[12:35] Nasa**
If he can't accept you as you are,
getting married seems...
**[12:40] Naoko**
You're right.
**[12:42] Tsukasa**
Hey, darling, what kind of
advice are we giving here?
**[12:47] Naoko**
I understand.
**[12:49] Naoko**
I'll try talking to him.
**[12:52] Naoko**
And I'll ask him if he can accept me as I am!
**[12:59] Nasa**
I hope the two of them can find happiness.
**[13:03] Nasa**
I'll be wishing on the stars for it.
**[13:04] Tsukasa**
I don't know if the stars will
know what to do with that wish.
**[13:08] Nasa**
Well, I couldn't really follow what
she was worried about, to be honest...
**[13:13] Nasa**
But do you wanna hit up a beef bowl place?
**[13:15] Tsukasa**
I was thinking the same thing.
**[13:25] Nasa**
*My wife is cute!*
**[13:29] Tsukasa**
Good morning, Nasa-kun.
**[13:31] Nasa**
* It's like every time I see her,*
* she's cuter... and kinder...*
**[13:34] Nasa**
*So interesting, and fun to be around!*
**[13:36] Nasa**
*I love her more every day!*
**[13:39] Nasa**
*I can't imagine life without her anymore.*
**[13:41] Nasa**
* Even eating together is fun. Food tastes*
* better, and it goes down so smooth.*
**[13:47] Nasa**
*Eating... and eating... and eating more!*
**[13:53] Nasa**
What the heck kind of number is that?!
**[13:56] Nasa**
A-Are you kidding me?
**[13:58] Nasa**
I used to have total control
over my body weight.
**[14:02] Nasa**
* I know I haven't really been*
* paying attention lately,*
**[14:05] Nasa**
* but did I really balloon*
* this much in a few months?!*
**[14:08] Nasa**
*What could have caused it?*
**[14:09] Nasa**
* There's no reason I should have gained*
* so much weight in such a short time...*
**[14:13] Nasa**
*Wait, there is!*
**[14:15] Nasa**
*There clearly is!*
**[14:17] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Care for seconds, darling?
**[14:20] Nasa**
* I-I didn't think a happy marriage*
* could bring this kind of trap with it.*
**[14:25] Nasa**
*B-But what I'm really wondering is...*
**[14:28] Nasa**
* How is she eating the same*
* food and not changing at all?*
**[14:35] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, Tsukasa-chan...
**[14:40] Tsukasa**
Wha—N-Nasa-kun?
**[14:43] Nasa**
*My wife is shockingly slim!*
**[14:47] Nasa**
*How?!*
**[14:51] Tsukasa**
Darling... have you put on weight?
**[14:55] Nasa**
Wh-Wh-What are you talking about, Tsukasa-chan?
**[14:58] Nasa**
D-Does it look like I have?
**[15:01] Tsukasa**
Well, not enough to be visibly noticeable...
**[15:05] Tsukasa**
But how about it?
**[15:07] Tsukasa**
Have you put on weight?
**[15:09] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[15:11] Tsukasa**
I see. This is probably my fault.
**[15:14] Tsukasa**
You're so cute when you're
enjoying your food.
**[15:17] Tsukasa**
I end up making too much.
**[15:20] Nasa**
I-It's not your fault!
**[15:22] Nasa**
I've just been eating too much!
That's not on you!
**[15:26] Tsukasa**
Thank you. But I'll be more careful anyway.
**[15:30] Tsukasa**
Honestly, you don't need
to let it get you down.
**[15:32] Tsukasa**
Even if you got a bit fluffy,
**[15:34] Tsukasa**
I'd still think you're cute!
**[15:39] Tsukasa**
Wh-What's wrong, darling?
**[15:42] Tsukasa**
Why are you so distraught over this?
**[15:44] Nasa**
I-I admit that I may have
let my guard down...
**[15:49] Tsukasa**
Come on, it's fine! Really!
**[15:52] Nasa**
B-But...
**[15:54] Nasa**
Now that I've realized what has happened,
it's possible to correct the mistake!
**[15:58] Nasa**
Diet! In the end, it's just
calorie control and exercise!
**[16:01] Nasa**
If you burn more calories than you
take in, you can't possibly gain weight!
**[16:06] Nasa**
Which is why, as of today,
I am going to start exercising!
**[16:09] Tsukasa**
So he said he was going to start
running ten kilometers a day.
**[16:13] Tsukasa**
Is he any good with exercise?
**[16:16] Kaname**
I think he should be.
**[16:18] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[16:19] Kaname**
He wasn't in any sports clubs or anything,
***SIGN*** 1st Semester 2nd Semester Final
**[16:22] Kaname**
but he was trying to maintain all A grades.
**[16:28] Nasa**
It's as you've heard, Tsukasa-chan!
**[16:30] Nasa**
When I was in school, not only
did I work hard on exercise,
**[16:34] Nasa**
but I did quite a few physical
jobs before we were reunited,
**[16:39] Nasa**
so ten kilometers should be a piece of cake!
**[16:41] Nasa**
Which is why I'm heading out now!
**[16:51] Tsukasa**
Well, that was a rather thorough
setup for a punchline.
**[16:54] Kaname**
Outta shape, huh?
**[16:56] Tsukasa**
Well, since we're done
with the morning cleanup,
**[16:58] Tsukasa**
I think I'll join him.
**[17:00] Kaname**
By all means, go ahead.
**[17:03] Nasa**
*D-Damn it! I may have stopped exercising,*
**[17:06] Nasa**
* and I know I've been doing*
* nothing but desk work lately!*
**[17:09] Nasa**
* And I realize I only ever go for a walk*
* when I go out with Tsukasa-chan...*
**[17:13] Nasa**
* But I didn't think that'd make*
* me fall this far out of shape!*
**[17:16] Nasa**
*Damn it, there's no way I can keep this up...*
**[17:22] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[17:26] Tsukasa**
You okay?
**[17:27] Nasa**
F-Fine...
**[17:29] Nasa**
O-Okay, maybe I'll do some chin-ups next.
**[17:42] Tsukasa**
*This... is pretty bad.*
**[17:45] Tsukasa**
N-Need some help, darling?
**[17:49] Nasa**
It's okay!
**[17:51] Nasa**
I have to get... at least a little stronger!
**[17:55] Nasa**
Strong enough to protect you...
**[17:57] Nasa**
As your husband!
**[18:08] Nasa**
I couldn't even manage one.
**[18:11] Tsukasa**
Oh, it's okay.
**[18:13] Nasa**
But as your husband, shouldn't I...
**[18:15] Tsukasa**
I saved you when we first met, remember?
**[18:20] Tsukasa**
I can keep you safe.
**[18:25] Nasa**
But I wanted to say that...
**[18:29] Tsukasa**
Sorry about that.
**[18:33] Nasa**
It's ready, Tsukasa-chan.
**[18:34] Tsukasa**
Thanks for making this, darling.
**[18:38] Nasa**
I mean, the only hard part is boiling water.
**[18:40] Tsukasa**
I still appreciate it.
**[18:42] Tokiko**
Nothing beats cold noodles
during a hot summer.
**[18:48] Tsukasa**
Damn it! Is this place infested?!
**[18:51] Tokiko**
Good lord, am I a bug now?
**[18:53] Tokiko**
I did you the favor of dropping
by since you never invite me.
**[18:59] Tsukasa**
Don't talk while slurping on noodles!
**[19:02] Nasa**
Now, now...
**[19:04] Nasa**
Thanks for coming by in spite of the heat.
**[19:07] Tokiko**
See that? At least your
husband has some manners.
**[19:11] Tokiko**
Would it kill you to show
the elderly some respect?
**[19:15] Tsukasa**
In what world do I owe you respect?
**[19:18] Tokiko**
And given that it's summer,
**[19:21] Tokiko**
would it kill you to get out of the
house a little and maybe come visit me?
**[19:26] Tokiko**
Oh, I know! Camping! I want to go camping!
**[19:29] Tokiko**
Since I'm here, you should
invite me on a camping trip.
**[19:34] Tsukasa**
Why the heck should I?!
**[19:35] Tokiko**
Why? Because it's all the rage these days.
**[19:38] Tokiko**
I've fallen down a camp video
rabbit hole on YouTube.
**[19:41] Tsukasa**
I don't care!
**[19:43] Tokiko**
The thing about camping
is, it cleanses the heart.
**[19:47] Tokiko**
You can heal your exhausted heart
away from the bustle of the city.
**[19:51] Tokiko**
Sipping on coffee while looking
up at the stars at night...
**[19:54] Tokiko**
It's like a trip on the galactic railroad.
**[19:56] Tokiko**
You become one with heaven and earth,
and recover a bit of your true nature.
**[20:02] Tokiko**
I doubt this means much to you,
**[20:03] Tokiko**
given how much time you spend
staring at that tiny phone screen,
**[20:07] Tokiko**
but that's the kind of experience
camping offers. Understand?
**[20:10] Tsukasa**
I still don't care!
**[20:12] Nasa**
Heaven and earth...
**[20:14] Nasa**
Becoming one with heaven and earth?
**[20:19] Nasa**
That sounds really interesting!
**[20:23] Nasa**
I've never gone camping before.
Is that what it's like?
**[20:28] Nasa**
Of course. It's the ultimate in recuperation.
**[20:31] Tsukasa**
Whoa, hang on a sec, darling!
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
You're not serious, are you?
**[20:35] Nasa**
Of course! Let's give it a shot.
**[20:39] Tokiko**
So we'll all be going
camping together next week.
**[20:43] Tokiko**
Oh, what fun!
**[20:46] Tsukasa**
Quit trying to force the issue!
**[20:49] Tokiko**
Well, if you're dead set
against it, that's fine.
**[20:53] Tokiko**
But would it really hurt to grant the wish of
someone who probably has so little time left?
**[21:00] Tsukasa**
Oh, fine. I'll go camping with you, then.
**[21:03] Tokiko**
Really? Yay!
**[21:06] Tsukasa**
Ugh...
**[21:08] Tokiko**
Well, I'll head home for today.
**[21:10] Tokiko**
This is for you. Share it
with your husband, okay?
**[21:15] Tokiko**
See you soon, you two!
**[21:20] Nasa**
She really is energetic.
**[21:22] Tsukasa**
I guess.
**[21:24] Nasa**
What did she give you, anyway?
**[21:26] Tsukasa**
I'm pretty sure I know without opening it.
**[21:30] Tsukasa**
It's most likely ohagi.
**[21:32] (Flashback) Woman**
It's all right. You're still alive.
**[21:38] (Flashback) Woman**
For now, you should eat these ohagi.
**[21:49] Tsukasa**
She was really happy to
get some as a gift once.
**[21:55] [SONG] Ending sign**
Closed for the Day
***SIGN*** Sorry!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Kyuuma**
Prep is crucial for camping!
**[23:27] Kyuuma**
So I've been watching a
bunch of videos about it!
**[23:29] Tsukasa**
Don't you have anything better to do?
**[23:31] Kyuuma**
First, you're supposed to
go camping on your own!
**[23:33] Tsukasa**
You've clearly only been watching
a certain type of video.
**[23:35] Kyuuma**
Also, actors who don't get much
work anymore do it a lot.
**[23:37] Tsukasa**
I didn't need to know that.
# E10 - Thank You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNJW24/thank-you)
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**[00:06] Nasa**
*I'm still proud of it.*
**[00:11] (Flashback) Nasa**
Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
**[00:12] Nasa**
* The fact that I was able*
* to answer right away.*
**[00:17] Nasa**
*Even now.*
**[00:20] Nasa**
*To this day...*
**[00:34] Nasa**
Did I fall asleep?
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 10 Thank You
**[02:13] Tsukasa**
If stargazing is what you really want to do,
we don't need to go into the mountains.
**[02:18] Nasa**
Uh... Oh, you mean the camping
trip with Tokiko-san?
**[02:23] Tsukasa**
The mountains are swarming
with bugs in summer, you know.
**[02:26] Tsukasa**
You'll get eaten alive.
**[02:28] Tsukasa**
I wouldn't even consider
going if you weren't.
**[02:34] Nasa**
Yeah, but won't it be better to go up
somewhere high to look at the night sky?
**[02:39] Tsukasa**
For the record, there are places in
the city where you can do just that.
**[02:45] Tsukasa**
A certain building in Shibuya, for instance!
**[02:47] Tsukasa**
It has an open roof that offers
a wonderful view of the stars!
**[02:51] Tsukasa**
There's also grassy turf, along with beds
and hammocks for couples to cuddle on!
**[02:57] Tsukasa**
See?! You can go stargazing
without going into the mountains,
**[03:00] Tsukasa**
and without the bugs, even!
**[03:02] Nasa**
Well, that sounds like
a great idea for a date.
**[03:06] Tsukasa**
Fair enough...
**[03:08] Tsukasa**
I just don't get what her deal is.
**[03:10] Tsukasa**
Were the flyers really necessary?
***SIGN*** Come have fun
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
**[03:12] Tsukasa**
What even is an "outdoor home party"?
***SIGN*** Come have fun
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** Come have fun
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** Come have fun
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
**[03:17] Aya**
An "outdoor home party"...
**[03:19] Aya**
Sounds good! Let's go!
**[03:22] Kaname**
Wow, that was fast.
**[03:23] Kaname**
I figured since you're an e-famous shut-in,
you wouldn't be interested in camping.
**[03:27] Aya**
Don't try to make me into
some icon of the indoors.
**[03:31] Aya**
Everyone knows camping is
synonymous with solid *****!
**[03:33] Kaname**
Wait, what? I thought you
were gonna say "snake."
**[03:36] Aya**
I don't actually get what it means,
but it's fun to say.
**[03:39] Aya**
Anarcho Cups!
**[03:41] Kaname**
Are we allowed to say that?!
**[03:43] Aya**
It's camping jargon, and I
have no idea what it means.
**[03:45] Aya**
I just wanted to say it!
**[03:47] Kaname**
You're really cutting it close.
**[03:48] Aya**
As I've demonstrated, camping has a
kind of appeal that is quite seductive.
**[03:54] Aya**
Think of how many people watch camping
videos online to avoid reality!
**[03:58] Aya**
I know all about how great that can be!
**[04:00] Aya**
So now all that's left is to go! To go and
really enjoy that appeal to its fullest!
**[04:04] Kaname**
And there you have it. So is it cool
if my sister and I come along?
**[04:08] Nasa**
Okay. I'll let her know.
**[04:11] Kaname**
Is it okay that we don't
have a clue what to do?
**[04:14] Nasa**
That shouldn't be a problem.
**[04:16] Nasa**
If you're not sure about setting up a tent,
there will be glamping amenities, too.
**[04:19] Kaname**
You mean that setup that's
fancy like a hotel?
**[04:24] Nasa**
Yep. You can make the trip by car,
and sleep in a bed if you want.
**[04:27] Kaname**
That sounds super awesome!
**[04:30] Nasa**
It sure does. It almost
sounds too good to be true!
**[04:33] Tsukasa**
It's fine.
**[04:34] Tsukasa**
Tokiko owns the property and
everything on it, anyway.
**[04:38] Nasa**
Wait, she does?
**[04:40] Tokiko**
Yeah.
**[04:41] Tokiko**
She bought it specifically for
stargazing back in the day,
**[04:45] Tokiko**
but figured it would be a waste to leave it
as-is, so she turned it into a campground.
**[04:48] Nasa**
She did?
**[04:50] Kaname**
That's pretty impressive!
**[04:52] Tsukasa**
Well, since she owned it already...
**[04:54] Tsukasa**
I guess it'd be a waste not to use it.
**[04:57] Kyuuma**
Then I wanna go, too!
**[05:00] Kaname**
Kyuuma-chan?
**[05:01] Nasa**
Good to see you again.
**[05:02] Kyuuma**
See, my thing is...
**[05:03] Kyuuma**
Despite appearances, I've always
thought camping sounded fun!
**[05:07] Tsukasa**
Despite what appearance?
**[05:08] Kaname**
Easy, now. Kyuuma-chan's just dumb.
**[05:11] Kyuuma**
My dad always used to tell me,
**[05:13] Kyuuma**
"Kyuuma, if someone makes you cry,
head up to the mountains!"
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[05:17] Kyuuma**
"Your old man will make sure
they stay buried there!"
**[05:20] Kyuuma**
That's how camping works, right?
**[05:22] Tsukasa**
Not at all, no.
**[05:24] Nasa**
It sounds like your camping party would
shrink a little with every outing.
**[05:27] Kaname**
Kyuuma-chan, remember that anime
about camping from a while back?
**[05:30] Kaname**
It's like that.
**[05:31] Kyuuma**
Oh, yeah! *Laid-Back Ca*—
**[05:35] Kyuuma**
Wait, that's what camping's like?!
I wanna go! I wanna go bad!
**[05:40] Tsukasa**
What exactly did she think it was before?
**[05:40] Kyuuma**
Take me, take me, take me, take me!
**[05:42] Kaname**
Easy, now. Kyuuma-chan's just dumb.
**[05:45] Nasa**
If we're taking a whole group,
I'll invite Ginga-kun and the others.
**[05:48] Tsukasa**
Oh, that sounds good.
**[05:52] Ginga**
You're gonna bury bodies in the hills?!
**[05:54] Nasa**
No, no...
**[05:55] Nasa**
I'm inviting you on a camping trip!
**[05:58] Ginga**
Oh, camping!
**[06:00] Ginga**
I gotta ask, bro, is that lady
from the other day gonna be there?
**[06:08] Nasa**
The lady from the other day?
**[06:11] Nasa**
Oh, you mean Aya-san?
**[06:14] Ginga**
Yeah.
**[06:15] Ginga**
I figure, considering what happened,
**[06:18] Ginga**
I've gotta settle up with her.
**[06:20] Nasa**
I-I see...
**[06:23] Nasa**
* What does he even mean? Whatever it is,*
* I hope it's just rom-com stuff.*
**[06:30] Aurora**
Are you going to attend this
outdoor home party thing, Chitose?
**[06:35] Chitose**
As a fan of Saito Takao-sensei's
*Survival*, of course I am.
**[06:39] Aurora**
Wait, *that's* why?
**[06:40] Charlotte**
Was that really a camping manga, though?
**[06:43] Chitose**
There's also the fact that Nee-sama's husband
looks like he has no clue about camping,
**[06:48] Chitose**
so it'll be a great chance to teach him
how harsh Mother Nature can be!
**[06:52] Charlotte**
Chitose-chan, have you ever
been camping before yourself?
**[06:55] Chitose**
I've learned everything there is to know
about it from Saito Takao-sensei's *Survival*.
**[07:00] Aurora**
Oh, this bodes poorly.
**[07:01] Chitose**
I'll teach that idiot just
how scary rats can be!
**[07:05] Charlotte**
Pretty sure we won't be running into rats...
**[07:08] Aurora**
You think it'd be okay if we came along?
**[07:11] Charlotte**
Aren't we going to be accompanying
Chitose-chan anyway?
**[07:14] Aurora**
But if we're working, that means we can't
exactly take part in any dinners or drinking...
**[07:21] Charlotte**
Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine.
**[07:23] Aurora**
Yeah, you're probably right.
**[07:25] Nasa**
It looks like we'll be camping
with quite a big group.
**[07:29] Tsukasa**
Looks that way. And Chitose's
gang will be coming, too.
**[07:32] Nasa**
Family and friends all assembling together...
**[07:35] Nasa**
That makes it feel like a big deal.
**[07:37] Nasa**
I'm looking forward to it. It'll almost
be like a wedding reception.
**[07:40] Tsukasa**
When you put it that way,
I suddenly feel embarrassed...
**[07:43] Nasa**
Huh? Really?
**[07:45] Tsukasa**
Well, I would be happy about having
our marriage celebrated.
**[07:49] Nasa**
I bet even the stars above
will give us their blessing!
**[07:52] Tsukasa**
There you go being romantic again.
**[07:58] Aya**
I'm so excited for this camping trip!
**[08:00] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[08:01] Ginga**
I agree!
***SIGN*** Campground
***SIGN*** Car
**[08:03] Aurora**
Now, as I mentioned earlier, there are two
routes that take us to our destination.
***SIGN*** Campground
**[08:08] Aurora**
One will escort us directly to
the campground via a vehicle.
***SIGN*** Campground
***SIGN*** Car
**[08:13] Aurora**
The other involves hiking from the foot
of the mountain to our destination.
**[08:17] Aurora**
The hike is estimated to take
around four hours, incidentally.
**[08:21] Aurora**
So, which will it be?
**[08:23] Tsukasa**
Do you even have to ask? Obviously—
**[08:25] Nasa**
I wanna hike!
**[08:27] Tsukasa**
H-Hang on a sec, darling!
**[08:29] Tsukasa**
Are you serious about a four-hour
hike in the mountains?
**[08:31] Nasa**
I mean, we're going camping!
**[08:34] Nasa**
The whole point is to feel the
breath of the wild, right?
**[08:37] Aurora**
Tsukasa-sama.
**[08:38] Aurora**
What should I put you down for?
**[08:41] Tsukasa**
I-I'll be hiking, then...
**[08:44] Aurora**
Very good.
**[08:45] Kaname**
She doesn't want to walk, but she
does want to stick with Senpai!
**[08:50] Kaname**
Is it all right if I take the car, though?
**[08:53] Kaname**
I need to finish some work before we leave.
**[08:55] Aurora**
Understood. I'll be back
later to collect you.
**[08:59] Aya**
Okay!
**[09:00] Aya**
Let's climb us a mountain!
**[09:03] Everyone**
Yeah!
**[09:05] Tsukasa**
Yeah...
**[09:12] Kaname**
Climbing mountains... is really hard!
**[09:16] Tsukasa**
You never miss a cue, do you?
**[09:18] Kaname**
H-How many kilometers do we have left?
**[09:21] Nasa**
That's a weird question to ask.
**[09:23] Nasa**
We've only been walking for twenty minutes.
**[09:26] Ginga**
I notice that Kyuuma girl
hasn't been following us at all.
**[09:31] Ginga**
Is she gonna be okay?
**[09:33] Nasa**
Whoa, she's so far behind...
**[09:36] Ginga**
Want me to nab her?
**[09:38] Tsukasa**
You all can keep going. I'll bring her along.
**[09:43] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan—
**[09:44] Ginga**
Damn, she's fast.
**[09:46] Nasa**
Almost like a ninja...
**[09:49] Nasa**
Well, we'd better keep on moving.
**[09:52] Ginga/Aya**
Roger!
**[09:56] Tsukasa**
What's up?
**[09:58] Kyuuma**
Hey, Paisen's wife!
**[10:00] Kyuuma**
I was just wondering what this flower is.
**[10:03] Tsukasa**
Oh, this is cape jasmine.
**[10:07] Kyuuma**
Cape jasmine?
**[10:08] Tsukasa**
It bears a fruit called "sanshishi."
**[10:11] Tsukasa**
In the old days it was used to
treat bleeding and inflammation.
**[10:14] Kyuuma**
What's inflammation?
**[10:16] Tsukasa**
Basically, when something
is swollen or bruised.
**[10:18] Tsukasa**
You make a poultice out of ground sanshishi,
egg yolk, and buckwheat, then slap it on.
**[10:23] Kyuuma**
Really? And that actually works?
**[10:26] Tsukasa**
Well, probably not as
well as modern medicine.
**[10:29] Tsukasa**
Anyway, we need to get walking
or we won't be able to catch up.
**[10:32] Kyuuma**
Huh? O-Oh, you're right!
**[10:34] Kyuuma**
Still, this is a lot of fun.
I've never seen most of this stuff!
**[10:38] Tsukasa**
Really? I've seen all of it before.
**[10:43] Kyuuma**
Wow! What a cute mushroom!
**[10:45] Kyuuma**
Is it a matsutake?
**[10:46] Tsukasa**
Don't touch it.
**[10:48] Kyuuma**
Why?
**[10:49] Tsukasa**
That's amanita virosa.
Eat it and you're dead.
**[10:53] Kyuuma**
There are poison mushrooms in Japan?!
**[10:55] Tsukasa**
They grow all over the world.
***SIGN*** Amanita virosa
***SIGN*** Amanita virgineoides
***SIGN*** Stubble rosegill
**[10:58] Tsukasa**
As a general rule, if you find a
white mushroom in the mountains,
***SIGN*** False parasol
***SIGN*** Clitocybe connata
**[11:00] Tsukasa**
you should absolutely not eat it.
**[11:03] Tsukasa**
There's an edible type
called stubble rosegill,
**[11:06] Tsukasa**
but you're better off assuming
they're all poisonous.
**[11:10] Kyuuma**
I'm never gonna eat enoki again...
**[11:13] Tsukasa**
That's not the issue.
**[11:16] Tsukasa**
Anything sold in a grocery store is fine!
**[11:18] Tsukasa**
I'm talking about the stuff
growing in the mountains.
**[11:23] Tsukasa**
And we're never going to catch up at
this rate, so let's take a shortcut.
**[11:31] Nasa**
I hope Tsukasa-chan and
Kyuuma-chan will be okay.
**[11:33] Ginga**
I hear you. These mountain trails can
be rough. It might be hard to catch up.
**[11:37] Chitose**
I wouldn't worry if I were you.
**[11:40] Nasa**
Wha... Chitose-chan?
**[11:42] Chitose**
You were taking so long,
I came to see what was up.
**[11:44] Chitose**
You really have no idea who
you're dealing with, do you?
**[11:48] Chitose**
It'd take a lot more than a mountain trail
to give Nee-sama any kind of trouble.
**[11:52] Kyuuma**
Wow, we actually made it!
**[11:56] Tsukasa**
See? The trail can be steep, but if you
know what you're doing, you can manage.
**[12:02] Tsukasa**
We should be able to sit down soon.
Then we'll take a break.
**[12:05] Kyuuma**
You sure?
**[12:06] Kyuuma**
I thought you wanted to catch
up with Paisen and the others.
**[12:09] Tsukas**
No worries there.
**[12:12] Tsukas**
We just did.
**[12:13] Nasa**
Huh? Tsukasa-chan?!
**[12:15] Ginga**
No way!
**[12:16] Nasa**
When did you catch up?
**[12:18] Tsukasa**
Wouldn't be much of a ninja if
I couldn't handle mountaineering.
**[12:21] Nasa**
You're actually a ninja?!
**[12:23] Kyuuma**
Verily she nin-nin is!
**[12:25] Tsukasa**
Okay, okay, the path still
continues for a while.
**[12:29] Tsukasa**
Let's get going.
**[12:30] Chitose**
See what I mean? She's got
stronger legs than most.
**[12:34] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[12:37] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you don't actually
like climbing mountains, right?
**[12:40] Tsukasa**
Of course not. It makes me want to point out
people invented cars and trains for a reason.
**[12:46] Nasa**
But you seem really good at making
your way through the mountains.
**[12:49] Tsukasa**
Well, compared to you, darling.
**[12:52] Nasa**
Y'know, Tsukasa-chan...
I think you're a tsundere.
**[12:55] Tsukasa**
That's not what this is!
**[12:57] Nasa**
Are you mad?
**[12:58] Tsukasa**
I am not.
**[13:03] Nasa**
* She told me that she'd go out*
* with me if I married her.*
**[13:09] Nasa**
* And I replied instantly:*
* "Of course! It'd be my pleasure!"*
**[13:14] Nasa**
*I lost consciousness right after that,*
**[13:16] Nasa**
*so I don't remember the rest very clearly...*
**[13:19] Nasa**
* But I get the feeling that, right before*
* I passed out, she was smiling.*
**[13:26] Tsukasa**
Good morning, darling.
**[13:28] Tsukasa**
Did you sleep well?
**[13:31] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan? Wait... Where are we?
**[13:34] Tsukasa**
The campground. Are you still half-asleep?
**[13:38] Nasa**
Oh, right. I was so exhausted from
walking, I wanted to rest a little...
**[13:42] Tsukasa**
You were only asleep for about ten minutes.
**[13:45] Nasa**
Really? It felt a lot longer.
**[13:49] Nasa**
I have to say, it really
is quiet here in the woods.
**[13:52] Tsukasa**
The weather's nice, too.
**[13:55] Nasa**
Are we pretty far from the others?
**[13:59] Tsukasa**
I think so. I don't hear their voices.
**[14:02] Nasa**
I see...
**[14:05] Nasa**
Well, then—
**[14:06] Tsukasa**
Hang on. "Well, then" what?
**[14:09] Nasa**
I mean... we might as well.
**[14:12] Tsukasa**
Might as well what, exactly?!
**[14:14] Nasa**
It's just... kind of embarrassing
to get into real specifics,
**[14:19] Nasa**
but let's just say I'd like to
kiss you while no one is looking.
**[14:23] Tsukasa**
That was pretty damn specific,
if I'm being honest.
**[14:26] Nasa**
You don't want to?
**[14:27] Tsukasa**
It's not that...
**[14:29] Tsukasa**
But I'd be embarrassed if anyone saw us.
**[14:32] Nasa**
I see.
**[14:33] Tsukasa**
Right?
**[14:34] Nasa**
I personally wouldn't be embarrassed, though.
**[14:37] Tsukasa**
Could you maybe try to be?!
**[14:39] Tokiko**
Oh, who cares if you make out a little?
**[14:42] Tokiko**
It's not like it hurts anyone.
**[14:44] Tsukasa**
People like you showing up is
why I'm in no hurry to start!
**[14:48] Tokiko**
Come on, it's fine. You're already married.
**[14:50] Tokiko**
Physical intimacy is crucial.
**[14:52] Tokiko**
Nasa-kun wants to smooch, doesn't he?
**[14:55] Nasa**
Yes, of course.
**[14:56] Tsukasa**
Don't humor her!
**[15:00] Nasa**
I have to say, this campground is really nice.
**[15:02] Tokiko**
Thank you. Hearing that
makes the trip worthwhile.
**[15:07] Tokiko**
Y'know, I bought this property because
the view of the stars is just lovely.
**[15:11] Nasa**
Really?
**[15:12] Tokiko**
Oh, yes.
**[15:13] Tokiko**
As if the moon is right within arm's reach.
**[15:17] Nasa**
I see. Tonight should be really special, then.
**[15:20] Tokiko**
Yes, you're in for quite a treat.
**[15:23] Tokiko**
She'll probably loosen up a bit once
it gets dark, too, so hang in there.
**[15:28] Nasa**
Sure!
**[15:29] Tsukasa**
Would you buzz off already?!
**[15:31] Tokiko**
Sure, sure.
**[15:33] Tokiko**
By the way, I've prepared a
glamping tent for you two,
**[15:37] Tokiko**
so that's where you'll be staying tonight.
**[15:40] Tokiko**
I'm sure your wife is sick to
death of the old-fashioned kind.
**[15:43] Nasa**
Sounds good! Thank you.
**[15:48] Nasa**
She really is generous, isn't she?
**[15:51] Nasa**
Come to think of it, she told me
something interesting the other day.
**[15:55] Tsukasa**
What's that?
**[15:56] Nasa**
About how spouses have a special relationship.
**[16:00] Nasa**
And Chitose-chan asked me something
about why we got married.
**[16:04] Nasa**
Sometimes I think about that sort of thing...
**[16:10] Tsukasa**
Am I special to you, darling?
**[16:13] Nasa**
You are. You're one of a
kind for me, Tsukasa-chan.
**[16:16] Tsukasa**
I-I see...
**[16:20] Nasa**
Of course.
**[16:22] Nasa**
I guess we should head over to where
the others are playing in the river.
**[16:30] Tsukasa**
Why don't we go for a little walk?
Just the two of us.
**[16:35] Nasa**
Okay... Let's do that.
**[16:41] Nasa**
It sure is quiet out here.
**[16:44] Tsukasa**
Sure is.
**[16:50] Unmarked Aya Adlib**
Kyuuma-chan!
**[16:53] Nasa**
That's Ginga-kun and the others down there.
**[16:56] Tsukasa**
Chitose's gang is with them, too.
**[16:59] Nasa**
That's Kyuuma-chan and
Aya-san who are swimming.
**[17:03] Tsukasa**
With their clothes on, too.
Did they think that through?
**[17:07] Nasa**
Looks like everyone's accounted for, huh?
**[17:10] Tsukasa**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[17:16] Nasa**
Let's head over there for a bit.
**[17:18] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[17:23] Tsukasa**
There's a beautiful stream up here, too!
**[17:26] Nasa**
Seriously!
**[17:27] Nasa**
You wanna wade in it?
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
I'm wearing this long skirt,
though, so it'd get wet.
**[17:34] Nasa**
Allow me, then.
**[17:38] Nasa**
I can hold it up so it won't get wet.
**[17:40] Tsukasa**
H-Hey... I can't really walk like this.
**[17:44] Nasa**
It's okay.
**[17:46] Nasa**
I'll make sure you don't fall.
**[17:48] Tsukasa**
You sure?
**[17:50] Tsukasa**
It's hard to move at all, honestly.
**[17:54] Nasa**
That works out nicely.
**[17:57] Tsukasa**
C-Come on!
**[17:59] Tsukasa**
D-Don't nibble my ear!
**[18:02] Nasa**
Your ears taste good, Tsukasa-chan.
**[18:04] Tsukasa**
S-Stop! Your breath is... It tickles!
**[18:08] Nasa**
I love you.
**[18:10] Tsukasa**
Aw, come on!
**[18:14] Nasa**
Wait, Kyuuma-chan's gone?
**[18:16] Nasa**
You think she's...
**[18:17] Aya**
Stranded?
**[18:18] Aurora**
No, that's not likely.
**[18:21] Aurora**
We're off the trail now,
**[18:22] Aurora**
and these campgrounds are big,
but they're surrounded by a fence,
***SIGN*** Camera
***SIGN*** Entrance
***SIGN*** Camera
**[18:27] Aurora**
on top of being monitored with cameras.
**[18:29] Aurora**
So it's impossible to be stranded
if she's on the grounds.
**[18:32] Nasa**
So she's just lost?
**[18:34] Aurora**
Most likely.
**[18:35] Nasa**
Well, we still need to find her.
It's almost time for dinner,
**[18:38] Nasa**
so let's search for her first.
**[18:46] Nasa**
Huh?
**[18:48] Nasa**
Well...
***SIGN*** Lost
**[18:49] Nasa**
*This isn't good at all!*
**[18:51] Nasa**
*Everyone except me got lost somehow!*
**[18:54] Nasa**
What a mess.
**[18:55] Nasa**
Now I'm going to have to
find every single one of them!
**[19:00] Nasa**
For now, I should head back
to where we all were...
**[19:05] Nasa**
Where even am I?!
**[19:07] Nasa**
She said it was impossible to get stranded,
but it's possible! It's super possible!
**[19:12] Nasa**
Because of how freaking huge it is!
**[19:14] Nasa**
Oh, man, what do I do? I mean, I'm feeling
really exhausted, and my legs hurt...
**[19:21] Nasa**
*F-For now, let's lie down and think.*
**[19:24] Nasa**
*Calm yourself...*
**[19:34] Tsukasa**
What? My darling isn't back yet?
**[19:37] Tsukasa**
Is this one of those "the hunter
becomes the prey" situations?
**[19:41] Aya**
Yeah, that about sums it up.
**[19:43] Tsukasa**
I know this place is big, but it's
not exactly easy to get lost in.
**[19:48] Aya**
Well, he's pretty indoorsy.
**[19:51] Kyuuma**
Jeez, that Paisen is a real handful, huh?
**[19:55] Aya**
And where have you been, Kyuuma-chan?
**[19:57] Kyuuma**
Potty!
**[19:59] Aya**
I... see.
**[20:00] Kyuuma**
Yep!
**[20:05] Nasa**
*I had a dream.*
**[20:07] Nasa**
*A dream of that day.*
**[20:09] Nasa**
*The day when I met her for the first time.*
**[20:14] Nasa**
*Why did she ask me that?*
**[20:16] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[20:17] Nasa**
*What did she really mean?*
**[20:18] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[20:20] Tsukasa**
Darling, if you sleep out here,
the bugs will eat you alive.
**[20:26] Nasa**
Huh? Tsukasa-chan?
**[20:29] Nasa**
Did I fall asleep?
**[20:32] Tsukasa**
Yep. Out like a light.
**[20:34] Nasa**
Wait, it's really dark!
**[20:36] Nasa**
And did Kyuuma-chan turn up?
**[20:38] Tsukasa**
Yes, a long time ago.
**[20:40] Nasa**
Oh, that's good.
**[20:41] Tsukasa**
Come on, we should get going.
**[20:43] Tsukasa**
They're going to start the barbecue.
**[20:46] Nasa**
*Come to think of it, yeah...*
**[20:48] Nasa**
* When she was leaving on that night,*
* I called out, desperate to stop her.*
**[20:55] Nasa**
Hey, Tsukasa-chan.
**[20:57] Nasa**
On that day, you said you'd go
out with me if I married you.
**[21:01] Nasa**
What did you mean by that?
**[21:03] Tsukasa**
Did I never tell you?
**[21:05] Nasa**
N-No, you didn't!
**[21:08] Tsukasa**
I didn't?
**[21:10] Tsukasa**
Well, in that case,
I don't think I'll tell you.
**[21:14] Nasa**
Aw, that's mean!
**[21:17] Tsukasa**
I mean, do you really not know?
**[21:21] Tsukasa**
Because of, "What? Why?"
**[21:25] Tsukasa**
If most people got those kind of conditions
from a girl they barely knew,
**[21:30] Tsukasa**
they'd ask, "What? Why?"
**[21:32] Tsukasa**
At best, they'd be confused or just silent.
**[21:34] Tsukasa**
If nothing else, I really doubt there's
anyone else who'd be able to respond instantly.
**[21:39] Tsukasa**
Suspicion. Doubt. Distrust.
**[21:43] Tsukasa**
Humans can talk about love all day long,
**[21:46] Tsukasa**
but it's never quite clear
how much they really trust.
**[21:50] Tsukasa**
Sometimes, no amount of words
can make them trust someone.
**[21:54] Tsukasa**
A degree of doubt is always there.
**[21:56] Tsukasa**
So when they hear something
strange, they always ask,
**[22:00] Tsukasa**
"What? Why?"
**[22:02] Tsukasa**
Because they don't trust
who they're talking to.
**[22:05] Tsukasa**
But you answered, and right away, at that.
**[22:08] Tsukasa**
"Of course! It'd be my pleasure!"
**[22:12] Tsukasa**
That proves you didn't doubt me.
**[22:16] Tsukasa**
When I wasn't sure about you,
you took a leap of faith for me.
**[22:21] Nasa**
B-But... what if I said it was
just because I was infatuated?
**[22:26] Tsukasa**
That'd be fine, too.
**[22:28] Tsukasa**
Even if you were being silly
or not thinking it through,
**[22:31] Tsukasa**
there'd come a moment when
the truth would shine through.
**[22:34] Tsukasa**
You know how they say that,
with surprise proposals,
**[22:37] Tsukasa**
the face gives the answer away
before the words come out?
**[22:41] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[22:42] Tsukasa**
It's like that.
**[22:44] Tsukasa**
You can find the answer inside of an instant.
**[22:49] Tsukasa**
I fell in love with you because you
were willing to trust me first.
**[22:55] Tsukasa**
You trusted me,
**[22:58] Tsukasa**
so I decided to trust you.
**[23:02] Tsukasa**
Thank you, Nasa-kun.
**[23:05] Nasa**
* Tsukasa-chan, the reason I was able*
* to answer you so quickly that night*
**[23:09] Nasa**
* was because I was overjoyed*
* that you turned my way.*
**[23:14] Nasa**
*I was just so, so happy...*
**[23:17] Nasa**
* And that's why I'll always*
* be proud of my answer.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Ginga**
Big Bro Nasa! I'll make sure to take
down anyone who gets in your way!
**[23:29] Nasa**
Just the sentiment is enough, Ginga-kun!
**[23:31] Ginga**
Yes, sir! I'll cool my heels!
**[23:33] Tsukasa**
He really never calms down, does he?
**[23:35] Nasa**
He's a good kid! He just idolizes
certain problematic figures...
**[23:38] Tsukasa**
I'm not sure how that's "good" at all.
# E11 - On a Moonlit Night
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZN374/on-a-moonlit-night)
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**[00:06] Nasa**
Wow, this is impressive!
**[00:08] Tsukasa**
Feels like we're at a party for the pirate king.
**[00:11] Ginga**
You think it's okay to
help ourselves like this?
**[00:14] Aya**
Well, what good are leftovers gonna do?
**[00:17] Aurora**
Don't overdo it now, Charlotte.
**[00:20] Charlotte**
Same to you, Aurora-chan.
**[00:24] Tsukasa**
Should we really be splurging like this?
**[00:27] Tokiko**
Oh, of course.
**[00:29] Tokiko**
As long as you're willing to
humor me with one thing.
**[00:33] Kaname**
If you'd all pay attention to the stage!
**[00:38] Aya**
That voice...
**[00:39] Kaname**
Ready, and...
***SIGN*** Yuzaki Nasa
& Tsukasa
Surprise Reception
***SIGN*** Yuzaki Nasa
& Tsukasa
Surprise Reception
***SIGN*** Episode 11 On a Moonlit Night
**[00:46] Kyuuma**
Kaname?
**[00:51] Nasa**
Nakiri-san?
**[00:53] Nakiri**
This was a lot of work, you know.
***SIGN*** The Romantic History
of the Yuzakis
***SIGN*** The Romantic History
of the Yuzakis
**[00:58] Kaname**
Two years ago, on a snowy night,
our lovers had their fateful meeting!
**[01:03] Kaname**
"Wow, what a cutie pie!
I can't wait to smooch her!"
**[01:08] Nasa**
Whoa, hang on!
**[01:09] Tsukasa**
What exactly is this montage?!
**[01:11] Kaname**
Those were Yuzaki Nasa's thoughts
after his first glimpse of Tsukassan.
**[01:14] Kaname**
"I have to marry her!"
**[01:17] Kaname**
And yet!
**[01:19] Kaname**
Senpai ended up smooching a truck before
he got a chance with his future wife!
**[01:25] Kaname**
But it was then that the
gears of fate began to spin!
**[01:28] Kaname**
He was saved by the dashing Tsukassan!
**[01:31] Tsukasa**
This narration and these
pictures don't match at all!
***SIGN*** Instant Death
**[01:34] Kaname**
If it hadn't been for her,
he would've died in an instant.
**[01:38] Kaname**
But right after that, Tsukassan disappeared!
**[01:41] Kaname**
"I want to see her again!"
**[01:43] Kaname**
This was how Senpai's
dramatic two years began.
**[01:47] Kaname**
For two years, day in and day
out, he continued his search.
**[01:52] Kaname**
Desperate to see her again, despite
no guarantee that he ever could!
**[01:56] Kaname**
In the pouring rain, in the freezing snow,
**[01:58] Kaname**
through exhaustion and illness,
it was all to see Tsukassan again!
***SIGN*** The Day of His 18th Birthday
**[02:04] Kaname**
Then, on his 18th birthday,
**[02:06] Kaname**
the two were reunited at long last!
***SIGN*** A Fated Reunion
**[02:10] Kaname**
Leading to their marriage,
which brings us to today.
**[02:14] Ginga**
Uh...
**[02:16] Kyuuma**
Bravo!
**[02:19] Everyone**
Congratulations!
**[02:23] Tsukasa**
What exactly is this, Kaname?!
**[02:26] Kaname**
Well, what else do you do
at a wedding reception?
**[02:30] Tsukasa**
R-Reception?
**[02:32] Kaname**
Yep.
**[02:34] Kaname**
Tokiko-san was dead set on making it happen,
**[02:37] Kaname**
and we got Nakiri-san's help
to make sure it was a surprise.
**[02:40] Tokiko**
I planned the whole thing!
**[02:43] Tsukasa**
I've never heard of a
surprise reception before!
**[02:46] Tokiko**
What's the problem?
**[02:48] Tokiko**
You've got all these people
who like you in one place.
**[02:52] Tokiko**
It'd be a waste not to
embarrass you a little.
**[02:55] Tokiko**
Or did you think I was
feeding you all for free?
**[02:57] Tsukasa**
What sense does that make?!
**[02:59] Tokiko**
Be honest. That little montage
was pretty touching, wasn't it?
**[03:04] Tsukasa**
Well...
**[03:06] Kaname**
That's great to hear.
**[03:07] Kaname**
Makes the work we put into it worthwhile.
**[03:11] Chitose**
Did that girl put the whole montage together?
**[03:14] Aurora**
She must really like her senpai.
**[03:16] Charlotte**
What a sweetie!
**[03:18] Kaname**
Now, I'd like to invite our
stars up to the stage!
**[03:23] Tsukasa**
Wait, what?! Why?!
**[03:25] Kaname**
Well, this is literally all about you two.
**[03:28] Tsukasa**
We never asked for that!
**[03:30] Nasa**
Still, Kaname-chan and the others did
put in a lot of effort for our sake.
**[03:35] Ginga**
Damn...
**[03:36] Kyuuma**
That's such a Kaname move!
**[03:38] Aya**
She's been busy with finals and housework, too.
**[03:41] Aya**
Kaname really tackles her goals head-on.
**[03:45] Kaname**
If you'd just step this way...
**[03:49] Tsukasa**
Fine! You just want me up there, right?!
**[03:54] Kaname**
Now that they've joined me on stage,
**[03:56] Kaname**
how about a big round of applause for our
bride and groom, Yuzaki Nasa and Tsukasa?
**[04:02] Tsukasa**
Now that we're on stage,
what exactly is the plan?
**[04:05] Kaname**
Well, it's a reception, so of course we're
going to have a few words from our newlyweds!
***SIGN*** Surprise Reception
~ Speech of Love ~
***SIGN*** Surprise Reception
~ Speech of Love ~
**[04:13] Tsukasa**
Huh?
**[04:14] Nasa**
Words?
**[04:15] Tsukasa**
You can't expect us to
just improvise a speech!
**[04:18] Kaname**
It's fine! It doesn't need
to be formal or anything.
**[04:22] Tsukasa**
A casual one isn't much easier!
**[04:24] Kaname**
If you insist...
**[04:26] Kaname**
You do it, then, Senpai!
**[04:28] Kaname**
This is a perfect chance for you to nail it.
**[04:30] Nasa**
What?! Me?!
**[04:36] Nasa**
Got it.
**[04:37] Tsukasa**
Really?!
**[04:38] Kaname**
Here's your mic.
**[04:43] Nasa**
Well, uh...
**[04:45] Nasa**
Th-Thank you all for joining us
on this auspicious occasion.
**[04:48] Nasa**
Er...
**[04:50] Aya**
I wonder why he gets so
nervous when he's on the mic.
**[04:53] Nasa**
Um... I'm not sure what's
the best way to put this,
**[04:58] Nasa**
but I like Tsukasa-chan...
**[05:00] Nasa**
Like her a lot. No, I love her.
**[05:04] Nasa**
And if I start describing why,
I could go on all night...
**[05:10] Nasa**
But it's my intention to cherish
those feelings as we start our new life,
**[05:16] Nasa**
on a journey together, with the support
of everyone who's gathered here tonight.
**[05:24] Nasa**
Thank you very much for coming.
**[05:28] Ginga**
Congratulations!
**[05:30] Kyuuma**
Good one, good one!
**[05:35] Kaname**
Your hubby's pretty smooth, huh, Tsukassan?
**[05:38] Tsukasa**
Oh, pipe down!
**[05:40] Kaname**
And now for another surprise!
**[05:44] Kaname**
It wouldn't be a reception without this!
**[05:47] Kaname**
They say the first thing
spouses do together...
**[05:49] Kaname**
is cut the cake!
**[05:52] Aya**
That's a huge cake!
**[05:54] Kyuuma**
She hauled that thing up a
mountain! You rock, Kaname!
**[05:58] Kaname**
Yes, if you only knew how cautious
I had to be in bringing it to you all.
**[06:04] Tsukasa**
Hey, so we just cut it with this knife?
**[06:07] Kaname**
Whoa, one sec!
**[06:08] Kaname**
Before we begin...
**[06:14] Tsukasa**
A veil?
**[06:15] Tokiko**
We can save the wedding dress
for your actual wedding,
**[06:20] Tokiko**
but you've got to at least
look the part a little.
**[06:29] Charlotte**
It's so cute!
**[06:31] Aurora**
Amazing how one item can make
her look more like a bride.
**[06:33] Tsukasa**
Unbelievable... What were they thinking?
**[06:36] Nasa**
But you look really beautiful.
**[06:41] Tsukasa**
Th-Thank you.
**[06:45] Kaname**
Now, you may cut the cake!
**[06:50] Ginga**
Congratulations!
**[06:54] Aya**
Looks good!
**[06:55] Charlotte**
Congratulations!
**[07:08] Nasa**
*Why do people get married?*
**[07:12] Nasa**
* It's believed that in ancient Egypt,*
* people would put rings—*
**[07:15] Nasa**
* symbols of eternity—on the left ring finger*
* during wedding ceremonies.*
**[07:20] Nasa**
*Marriage is so ingrained in human history,*
**[07:23] Nasa**
*it's hard to trace its origin.*
**[07:26] Nasa**
* But the question remains:*
* why do people get married?*
**[07:34] Nasa**
That's the summer triangle.
**[07:36] Nasa**
Clockwise from the top,
you can see Vega, Altair, and Deneb.
**[07:41] Nasa**
Vega is in the Lyra constellation,
**[07:42] Nasa**
and Altair is in Aquila.
**[07:44] Nasa**
You can see the Milky Way
in the middle there,
**[07:47] Nasa**
which means those two stars,
in Japanese folklore,
**[07:50] Nasa**
are Orihime and Hikoboshi.
**[07:52] Kaname**
You really know your stuff!
**[07:54] Nasa**
They did name me Nasa,
with the kanji for "starry sky."
**[07:57] Charlotte**
The stars really are beautiful, though.
**[08:00] Aya**
This must be what they mean when they
say it looks like it'll start raining stars.
**[08:03] Nakiri**
I can't tell them apart at all, though.
**[08:05] Ginga**
Yeah, they all look the same to me.
**[08:10] Nakiri**
Say, what's that big red one?
**[08:14] Nasa**
That'd be Antares.
**[08:16] Nasa**
It's at the core of the
Scorpius constellation,
**[08:18] Nasa**
and it's around 720 times
bigger than our sun.
**[08:22] Nasa**
That one is Brachium, part of Libra.
**[08:24] Nasa**
And above it is the double
star system, Zubenelgenubi.
**[08:29] Nakiri**
I'm genuinely curious how
you can tell the difference.
**[08:32] Ginga**
You're not just making stuff up, right?
**[08:35] Nasa**
W-Well, mostly from their positions, I guess?
**[08:38] Aya**
I guess no matter how pretty something is,
you can get bored of staring at it, huh?
**[08:43] Nasa**
Already?!
**[08:44] Kaname**
You'll have to forgive
my bonehead of a sister.
**[08:47] Aya**
I-I do think they're pretty, though!
**[08:52] Tsukasa**
I expected this kind of response...
***SIGN*** Happy Fireworks
***SIGN*** Happy Fireworks
**[08:56] Tsukasa**
So I made sure to bring these along.
**[08:59] Aya**
Fireworks!
**[09:00] Kyuuma**
I want in on this!
**[09:02] Kaname**
Better get some water ready!
**[09:06] Tsukasa**
Sorry to interrupt your explanation.
**[09:09] Nasa**
I'm just glad everyone's excited.
**[09:12] Nasa**
The stars really are
gorgeous up here, though.
**[09:16] Tsukasa**
They are.
**[09:18] Tsukasa**
Should I bring you some coffee?
**[09:20] Nasa**
Good idea.
**[09:23] Chitose**
I'll take one, too.
**[09:26] Tsukasa**
You're not interested in the fireworks?
**[09:29] Chitose**
Did you really think that childish
distraction would work on me?
**[09:32] Kaname**
I'll grab coffee for you all, then.
**[09:35] Nasa**
You sure?
**[09:37] Kaname**
Sure! It's your wedding reception, after all!
**[09:41] Kaname**
How about you come help me, Chi-chan?
**[09:45] Chitose**
Why should I?!
**[09:47] Chitose**
And since when am I Chi-chan?!
**[09:50] Nasa**
Thank you so much for everything
today, Kaname-chan.
**[09:53] Kaname**
Don't mention it! I'm just glad you're happy.
**[09:57] Kaname**
It's great we were all able
to celebrate like this.
**[09:59] Chitose**
Hang on a minute.
**[10:01] Chitose**
I'm not celebrating at all.
**[10:05] Nasa**
I-It's been a while since we've
talked, huh, Chitose-chan?
**[10:10] Nasa**
We met in Kyoto, and since then,
I think only at the takoyaki party?
**[10:14] Chitose**
We barely talked on either
of those occasions, either.
**[10:20] Tsukasa**
Give him a break already.
**[10:23] Nasa**
Something you said back then has
really stuck with me, though.
**[10:29] Nasa**
When you asked why we got married.
**[10:33] Nasa**
I'm pretty sure marriage...
**[10:36] Nasa**
most likely predates the
invention of written language.
**[10:39] Nasa**
Which would mean that it already existed
the moment history was first recorded.
**[10:44] Nasa**
I mean, I got married because
I love Tsukasa-chan...
**[10:49] Nasa**
But I do wonder why falling in love with
someone makes you want to get married.
**[10:57] Tokiko**
I see.
**[10:58] Tokiko**
You've got quite the romantic
head on your shoulders.
**[11:02] Nasa**
Tokiko-san.
**[11:03] Tokiko**
Mind if I join you?
**[11:05] Nasa**
Not at all.
**[11:07] Nasa**
This place is absolutely gorgeous, by the way.
**[11:10] Tokiko**
Yes, it certainly is.
**[11:13] Tokiko**
Your explanation before
was wonderful, as well.
**[11:16] Tokiko**
Such a clever boy.
**[11:18] Nasa**
Aw, it's just a hobby of mine.
**[11:20] Tsukasa**
Since your wife is more interested
in the fireworks than the stars...
**[11:24] Tsukasa**
Why don't we have a chat
about the stars over there?
**[11:28] Nasa**
That sounds good!
**[11:29] Tsukasa**
Now, hang on! What exactly is this?!
**[11:32] Tokiko**
Quit worrying. I just want
to have a chat with Nasa-kun.
**[11:37] Tsukasa**
Is that right? Well, it had
better not be anything weird.
**[11:42] Tokiko**
Oh, come on. Everything I say
is weird, and you know it.
**[11:46] Tokiko**
Now, let's be on our way, Nasa-kun.
**[11:48] Nasa**
Oh, sure.
**[11:49] Tsukasa**
Hey!
**[11:51] Tsukasa**
In that case, don't take him!
**[11:54] Tsukasa**
Come on!
**[11:55] Tsukasa**
Are you listening?!
**[12:00] Tokiko**
So, how is newlywed life treating you?
**[12:03] Nasa**
Let's see...
**[12:05] Nasa**
Well, every day has something new.
**[12:08] Nasa**
I'm learning and discovering so much,
**[12:10] Nasa**
which makes it a lot of fun.
**[12:12] Tokiko**
I see.
**[12:14] Tokiko**
I'm glad to hear that.
**[12:16] Tokiko**
I actually owe you a bit
of an apology, Nasa-kun.
**[12:20] Nasa**
What for?
**[12:21] Tokiko**
It's my fault that it took two
years for you two to be reunited.
**[12:26] Tokiko**
She indulged a selfish request
of mine for two whole years.
**[12:31] Tokiko**
Which is why I'm really grateful that
you waited for her for so long.
**[12:36] Tokiko**
Nasa-kun, do you remember
the night you met her?
**[12:40] Nasa**
To be honest, right after she told me
she'd go out with me if we got married,
**[12:46] Nasa**
I lost consciousness.
**[12:47] Nasa**
So I don't really know how
I ended up in the hospital.
**[12:52] Tokiko**
I see. In that case, you still must not—
**[12:56] Nasa**
But...
**[12:57] Nasa**
I'm not that dense.
**[12:59] Nasa**
I think I have a hunch as to what's going on.
**[13:02] Nasa**
And... even when you account for that,
**[13:07] Nasa**
I'm really glad to be
married to Tsukasa-chan.
**[13:13] Tokiko**
*Oh, I see. Then it really is true.*
**[13:17] Tokiko**
* He's the one to finally*
* make your wish come true.*
**[13:23] Tokiko**
I'm glad. This is such a relief.
**[13:27] Tokiko**
You were talking before about
why people get married, right?
**[13:31] Nasa**
That's right.
**[13:33] Tokiko**
I asked her the same question once before.
**[13:37] Tokiko**
If you're curious, you should ask her.
**[13:40] Tokiko**
Make sure you're alone when
you do. I'm sure she'll tell you.
**[13:44] Tokiko**
Okay, the old lady is done talking.
**[13:46] Tokiko**
Go on, now.
**[13:49] Tokiko**
And thank you.
**[13:51] Tokiko**
Take good care of her.
**[14:00] Nasa**
*It was a moonlit night.*
**[14:11] Nasa**
* I found myself rushing as*
* I was searching for you.*
**[14:16] Nasa**
* From the moment I first saw you,*
* I thought it was destiny.*
**[14:41] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan.
**[14:43] Tsukasa**
Oh, darling.
**[14:44] Nasa**
What brings you out here?
**[14:47] Tsukasa**
Oh, it's nothing important.
**[14:50] Tsukasa**
I just noticed you can
see Mount Fuji from here.
**[14:53] Nasa**
Hey, you're right.
**[14:56] Tsukasa**
Did you finish your talk with Tokiko?
**[14:58] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[14:59] Nasa**
Is everyone still playing with fireworks?
**[15:01] Tsukasa**
Yep. I think the night is going
to last quite a bit longer.
**[15:06] Nasa**
Tokiko-san really cares about
you, doesn't she, Tsukasa-chan?
**[15:10] Tsukasa**
She's always been a little too attached.
**[15:15] Nasa**
The way everyone showed up
to celebrate our marriage...
**[15:18] Nasa**
We need to pay them back someday.
**[15:21] Tsukasa**
Well, I like the idea of us taking
everyone on a surprise trip next time.
**[15:28] Tsukasa**
So, what did Tokiko say?
**[15:30] Nasa**
She asked what it was like
being married to you.
**[15:35] Tsukasa**
She didn't ask anything weird, did she?
**[15:36] Nasa**
Nothing weird, no.
**[15:39] Nasa**
But she said I should ask you about that
"Why do people get married?" question.
**[15:46] Tsukasa**
Of course she did.
**[15:51] Nasa**
What do you think, Tsukasa-chan?
**[15:53] Tsukasa**
Good question...
**[15:55] Tsukasa**
I'm sure there are all sorts of reasons,
**[15:59] Tsukasa**
but I think the big one is
that no one lives forever.
**[16:07] Tsukasa**
Don't worry, I'm not getting
maudlin or anything.
**[16:11] Tsukasa**
It's just something I've noticed over time...
**[16:14] Tsukasa**
No matter what great things you achieve
or how much wealth you acquire,
**[16:18] Tsukasa**
even if your name goes down in history...
**[16:20] Tsukasa**
One day, you'll suddenly be gone.
**[16:25] Tsukasa**
It could be illness. Injury.
**[16:28] Tsukasa**
Maybe a war.
**[16:29] Tsukasa**
Might even be an accident.
**[16:31] Tsukasa**
If you're lucky, you make
it to around 100 years...
**[16:33] Tsukasa**
But you'll get old, and then you'll be gone.
**[16:36] Tsukasa**
You can't fight it, even if you want to.
**[16:38] Tsukasa**
Everyone who is born reaches
the end at some point.
**[16:44] Tsukasa**
And that's exactly why...
**[16:46] Tsukasa**
they want to believe.
**[16:50] Tsukasa**
That if nothing else,
their love will last forever.
**[16:56] Tsukasa**
Even if their bodies fall apart,
what they had will live on eternally.
**[17:09] Tsukasa**
It could be as transient as falling
snow that melts on the ground,
**[17:14] Tsukasa**
or as faint as a whispered prayer.
**[17:16] Tsukasa**
But still, people want a light
that will never fully fade.
**[17:21] Tsukasa**
That's why getting married
involves promises, right?
**[17:25] Tsukasa**
To your parents, your mentors,
and the people who have faith in you.
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
You make a vow on an unbreakable
stone that represents eternity.
**[17:34] Tsukasa**
And...
**[17:35] Tsukasa**
You make it to what we call God,
which may as well be the universe itself.
**[17:42] Tsukasa**
In sickness and in health,
**[17:45] Tsukasa**
in joy and in sorrow,
**[17:48] Tsukasa**
for rich or for poor,
**[17:50] Tsukasa**
you love and honor each other,
**[17:53] Tsukasa**
consoling and aiding each other,
**[17:56] Tsukasa**
dedicating yourselves for
as long as you both live.
**[17:59] Tsukasa**
Creating a love between the two of
you that couldn't exist without both.
**[18:10] Tsukasa**
It's a promise.
**[18:15] Nasa**
*It was a moonlit night.*
**[18:20] Nasa**
* We promised to love each other*
* forever under this starry sky.*
**[18:27] Kyuuma**
Wait, you mean *Draco Bol* doesn't
end after he beats the Demon King?!
**[18:32] Aya**
That's right. Remember when he
said it'd go on "a little bit longer"?
**[18:35] Aurora**
They start fighting aliens
and stuff afterwards,
**[18:38] Aurora**
so it's more like that's
where it really starts.
**[18:40] Kyuuma**
Wow! Making manga must be hard!
**[18:42] Aya**
Seriously!
**[18:49] (Flashback) Kaname**
And that being the case,
**[18:50] (Flashback) Kaname**
we prepared a special glamping tent for you
two that's a bit away from everyone else.
**[18:56] Nasa**
That's what she said, but is this it?
**[18:59] Tsukasa**
It is technically a tent.
**[19:07] Tsukasa**
The roof on this thing is transparent.
You can see the sky.
**[19:11] Nasa**
Talk about romantic...
**[19:13] Tsukasa**
Really.
**[19:14] Nasa**
So I guess...
**[19:16] Nasa**
this is where we sleep tonight.
**[19:19] Nasa**
On a bed...
**[19:21] Nasa**
That's one big bed, huh?
**[19:23] Tsukasa**
S-Sure is. I guess it might be a king?
**[19:27] Tsukasa**
There are cold drinks, too.
**[19:30] Nasa**
W-Wow. We might as well help ourselves.
**[19:35] Nasa**
Anyway, it really is a lovely view!
**[19:40] Tsukasa**
It sure is.
**[19:44] Nasa**
Hey! Is it okay if I get closer?!
**[19:48] Tsukasa**
S-Sure! Go ahead.
**[19:54] Kaname**
*He is a very smart boy.*
**[19:58] Kaname**
* Due to his hard-working nature, he also*
* has an agile mind full of knowledge.*
**[20:04] Kaname**
* And right now, his considerable intelligence*
* was fully focused on one thing:*
**[20:09] Nasa**
*How much can we fool around in here, anyway?*
**[20:12] Kaname**
*What a waste of brainpower!*
**[20:15] Nasa**
* I mean, since we're going to be*
* sleeping in that big bed together,*
**[20:19] Nasa**
* I would like to fool around*
* as much as possible.*
**[20:23] Nasa**
* But it kills me to admit we're inside a tent,*
* which offers just about zero soundproofing.*
**[20:28] Nasa**
*So if my wife starts making sweet sounds,*
**[20:33] Nasa**
*everyone we know might be able to hear!*
**[20:38] Nasa**
*Not that I mind, personally!*
**[20:41] Nasa**
*But speaking from personal experience,*
**[20:44] Nasa**
* since we haven't had a chance*
* to shower and clean ourselves up,*
**[20:48] Nasa**
*Tsukasa-chan might not want to be held at all.*
**[20:52] Nasa**
*That being said...*
**[20:54] Nasa**
*She's also cute when she's a little hesitant!*
**[20:57] Kaname**
*He's just a perv at this point.*
**[21:03] Tsukasa**
Darling, what's the hand for?
**[21:06] Nasa**
Well, y'know...
**[21:07] Nasa**
I wonder!
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
*You do?*
**[21:12] Nasa**
I was just thinking...
the stars are really pretty.
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
What does that have to do with it?
**[21:17] Nasa**
B-But still!
**[21:19] Nasa**
The stars might be pretty,
**[21:20] Nasa**
but you're really pretty
yourself, Tsukasa-chan!
**[21:24] Tsukasa**
Th-Thank you?
**[21:26] Nasa**
Yep.
**[21:29] Nasa**
*Huh? How do I invite her to bed now?*
**[21:33] Nasa**
*Seriously, what do normal couples do?*
**[21:36] Nasa**
* Do they just go, "Let's move to the bed,"*
* when the mood is like this?*
**[21:39] Nasa**
*And wouldn't that be super embarrassing?!*
**[21:42] Nasa**
* Not to mention it's so direct*
* that it's a little scary!*
**[21:44] Nasa**
* Shouldn't there be some sort of*
* code word for adults that we can use?*
**[21:48] Nasa**
*If there is, they should teach it at school!*
**[21:51] Nasa**
*Wh-What do I do?*
**[21:53] Nasa**
* I mean, if possible, I'd like to fool*
* around with my wife on this bed!*
**[22:00] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[22:01] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah?
**[22:03] Nasa**
Would you like to look at the stars
on the b-b-bed instead of over here?
**[22:10] Tsukas**
S-S-Sounds good. That might be
a nice view of the stars, too.
**[22:15] Nasa**
Th-Then I'll turn the lights down
so we can have a better view.
**[22:21] Tsukasa**
S-Sure.
**[22:31] Nasa**
They really are pretty.
**[22:34] Tsukasa**
We can see the moon, too.
**[22:36] Nasa**
Um... d-do you want to
put your head on my arm?
**[22:40] Tsukasa**
I-I see. That's a nice idea, darling.
**[22:48] Nasa**
Th-This sure is a fluffy bed.
**[22:51] Tsukasa**
I-It is.
**[22:54] Nasa**
I had a great time today.
**[22:57] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah. I did, too.
**[23:03] Nasa**
* To be honest, I'm not really*
* sure what to do from here.*
**[23:08] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[23:10] Nasa**
You smell nice.
**[23:13] Tsukasa**
B-But I sweated a lot today.
**[23:17] Nasa**
It still smells really nice.
**[23:20] Tsukasa**
That tickles!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Nasa**
We were united and given the
blessings of many people.
**[23:28] Tsukasa**
I love my husband.
**[23:30] Nasa**
I will make Tsukasa-chan happy.
**[23:32] Nasa**
Fate was kind enough to bring us together,
**[23:34] Nasa**
and now, for all the months
and years that will follow...
**[23:37] Tsukasa**
We'd like to say...
**[23:38] Both**
Thank you.
# E12 - In All the Times to Come, And Beyond
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4J27Z/in-all-the-times-to-come-and-beyond)
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**[00:01] Tokiko**
*I promise, I will make your dream come true.*
**[00:12] Tokiko**
* It was something that no one*
* had ever accomplished...*
**[00:16] Tokiko**
*I was sure I had pulled it off.*
**[00:23] Tokiko**
*Or at least, I thought I had...*
**[00:30] Tokiko**
*I truly feel so helpless.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 12 In All the Times to Come, And Beyond
**[02:06] Nasa**
There's something that feels great
about morning in the mountains.
**[02:10] Nasa**
I can feel my soul being cleansed.
**[02:13] Nasa**
And sleeping in a big bed was fantastic.
**[02:17] Nasa**
Next time we move,
I definitely wanna get one.
**[02:22] Tokiko**
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
**[02:24] Nasa**
Tokiko-san? Good morning.
**[02:27] Tokiko**
Morning.
**[02:28] Nasa**
Are you out for a morning stroll?
**[02:30] Tokiko**
Yep.
**[02:31] Tokiko**
We're in the middle of the great outdoors.
It seems wasteful not to get up early.
**[02:37] Nasa**
I agree.
**[02:38] Nasa**
I invited Tsukasa-chan, too,
but she said it was fine.
**[02:43] Tokiko**
Well, nature doesn't really
interest her that much.
**[02:47] Nasa**
I-I guess you're right.
**[02:50] Tokiko**
Care for some coffee, Nasa-kun?
**[02:54] Nasa**
Were you making some?
**[03:01] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun?
**[03:08] Tokiko**
There you go.
**[03:10] Nasa**
I appreciate it. Thanks for the coffee.
**[03:17] Tokiko**
Are you sure you shouldn't go and wake her?
**[03:21] Nasa**
Why do you ask?
**[03:22] Tokiko**
I mean, look at all this.
It's totally a couple thing.
**[03:28] Tokiko**
Looking at the early morning view, on a
beautiful morning, up in the mountains...
**[03:32] Tokiko**
That seems like something best suited for a
lovey-dovey couple, and not a random old lady.
**[03:38] Nasa**
Oh, but I'm having a great time.
**[03:42] Tokiko**
Really?
**[03:45] Tokiko**
Care for some toast, then?
**[03:47] Tokiko**
This is from a good bakery in Ginza.
**[03:51] Nasa**
You don't mind?
**[03:52] Tokiko**
I bet the smell will be enough
to lure her out of bed, too.
**[03:57] Tokiko**
She's like a rhinoceros beetle that way.
**[03:59] Nasa**
A beetle?
**[04:06] Tokiko**
This multi-roaster does a
fantastic job with toast.
**[04:10] Nasa**
You brought your own, Tokiko-san?
**[04:12] Tokiko**
That's right. I love how compact
they make camping gear.
**[04:18] Nasa**
I see.
**[04:20] Tokiko**
The butter's a really good French brand, too.
**[04:24] Nasa**
That's really something!
**[04:32] Nasa**
This is really good!
**[04:33] Tokiko**
Isn't it? You can always tell
the good stuff from the aroma.
**[04:41] Tokiko**
I appreciate you joining me for this.
**[04:44] Nasa**
Oh, it's actually been a lot
of fun to discover new things.
**[04:48] Tokiko**
What new things?
**[04:50] Nasa**
The toast, the butter, the way you made it...
**[04:53] Nasa**
I can tell you're particular
about the whole process.
**[04:55] Nasa**
That's something that
reminds me of Tsukasa-chan.
**[05:02] Tokiko**
Is that right? I take after her, huh?
**[05:06] Tokiko**
Oh, that reminds me.
**[05:07] Tokiko**
There was something I wanted
to talk to you about, Nasa-kun.
**[05:12] Nasa**
Me?
**[05:12] Tokiko**
Yes.
**[05:14] Tokiko**
I wanted to ask...
**[05:17] Tsukasa**
I knew I smelled something amazing!
**[05:20] Tsukasa**
That's the bread from that
famous bakery in Ginza!
**[05:22] Tokiko**
And here's your rhinoceros beetle,
with her awful timing.
**[05:25] Nasa**
Good morning, Tsukasa-chan.
**[05:27] Tsukasa**
Good morning, darling.
**[05:29] Tsukasa**
And you're eating this without me?! No fair!
**[05:31] Tokiko**
Oh, please. I'll make you some, if you like.
**[05:36] Tsukasa**
Really? Two pieces, then.
**[05:38] Tokiko**
Good grief...
**[05:40] Tokiko**
Tell me, Nasa-kun, are you
sure about this girl?
**[05:45] Tsukasa**
Hey! First thing in the morning
and you want to start with this?!
**[05:48] Tokiko**
I'm just saying, as sweet as he is,
**[05:51] Tokiko**
Nasa-kun could probably land a girl who's
less of a mess first thing in the morning.
**[05:56] Nasa**
Oh, no, I don't intend to marry anyone else.
**[06:02] Tokiko**
You heard him. Bet you liked that, huh?
**[06:05] Tsukasa**
Sh-Shut up!
**[06:20] Nasa**
The camping trip was a lot of fun, huh?
**[06:22] Tsukasa**
It was. Way more than I expected.
**[06:25] Nasa**
I never really understood what the
point of wedding ceremonies was,
**[06:30] Nasa**
but it's probably a lot like that.
**[06:32] Tsukasa**
Like what?
**[06:34] Nasa**
Having everyone affirm your
happiness like that...
**[06:37] Nasa**
A lot of things can happen in life,
**[06:39] Nasa**
but on a day like that, everyone
is just focusing on being happy.
**[06:44] Nasa**
That's the kind of event it is.
**[06:47] Tsukasa**
That makes sense.
**[06:49] Nasa**
Not only that...
**[06:51] Nasa**
Even if it was only a veil,
you looked really cute.
**[06:54] Tsukasa**
W-Well... thanks for that.
**[07:02] (Flashback) Tokiko**
There was something I wanted
to talk to you about, Nasa-kun.
**[07:07] Nasa**
*I wonder what she was going to ask...*
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Kijima (Landlord)
**[07:11] Nasa**
Hey, it's the landlord.
**[07:13] Tsukasa**
Landlord?
**[07:14] Nasa**
Hello?
**[07:17] Nasa**
Understood. Thanks.
**[07:20] Tsukasa**
What was that about?
**[07:22] Nasa**
The apartment building is almost finished.
**[07:25] Tsukasa**
What apartment building?
**[07:27] Nasa**
They're almost done rebuilding
my old place that burned down.
**[07:31] Tsukasa**
You mean we won't be staying
here for free much longer?
**[07:34] Nasa**
It looks that way.
**[07:36] Nasa**
We should be able to move in fairly soon.
**[07:41] Nasa**
I'm kind of nervous.
**[07:43] Tsukasa**
About what?
**[07:45] Nasa**
It'll be just the two of us
for real at that point.
**[07:51] Tsukasa**
Well, yes, it would...
**[07:53] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:55] Nasa**
S-Since it's almost ready,
wanna check the building out?
**[08:00] Tsukasa**
O-Oh, that's a good idea!
**[08:07] Nasa**
Well, that's impressive.
**[08:10] Tsukasa**
Very fancy.
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
And bigger, I think?
**[08:14] Nasa**
I heard they bought some of the surrounding
properties when they rebuilt it.
**[08:17] Nasa**
And... well...
**[08:20] Nasa**
The apartments... have bathtubs, apparently.
**[08:24] Tsukasa**
That sounds conven...ient.
**[08:27] Tsukasa**
W-Well, isn't that something?!
**[08:30] Tsukasa**
Huh, fancy that.
**[08:31] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[08:33] Tsukasa**
W-Would we be buying a b-bed, too?
**[08:37] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[08:39] Nasa**
Probably a double bed.
**[08:43] Tsukasa**
M-Makes sense. That'd be the thing to do.
**[08:46] Nasa**
Y-Yep.
**[08:48] Tsukasa**
Now I'm nervous, too.
**[08:51] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[08:53] Nasa**
But I'm looking forward to it!
**[08:55] Tsukasa**
To what?
**[08:57] Nasa**
T-To what? Well... y'know!
**[09:01] Tsukasa**
So, if we're going to move out,
we need to organize things here.
**[09:05] Nasa**
We don't actually have
that much stuff, I think.
**[09:08] Tsukasa**
Well, we moved in after everything
burned up at the old place.
**[09:12] Tsukasa**
There's also...
**[09:17] Kaname**
Senpai!
**[09:19] Nasa**
K-Kaname-chan?
**[09:20] Kaname**
Senpai, you horndog!
**[09:22] Kaname**
Are you serious about moving out?!
**[09:24] Nasa**
Well, yeah...
**[09:26] Kaname**
Senpai, you pervert! Do you have some
sort of problem with this place?!
**[09:30] Nasa**
Not really, no.
**[09:32] Nasa**
And why are your questions and
insults totally disconnected?
**[09:37] Nasa**
We've just been borrowing this room,
so it's not like we can stay here indefinitely.
**[09:41] Kaname**
You say that, but I bet it's just because
you can't fool around like you want to.
**[09:47] Kaname**
You and Tsukassan both seem like you're
not particular about where you live!
**[09:52] Kaname**
I'm gonna be lonely if
you two just disappear!
**[09:54] Nasa**
But still...
**[09:56] Kaname**
I promise to pretend I didn't see
anything when you fool around at night!
**[09:59] Nasa**
But still!
**[10:01] Tsukasa**
It's okay.
**[10:02] Tsukasa**
You won't get a chance to be that lonely.
**[10:05] Kaname**
Tsukassan?
**[10:06] Tsukasa**
Even when we move out, I'll still be working
at the bathhouse, so I'll be here all the time.
**[10:11] Kaname**
R-Really?!
**[10:13] Tsukasa**
Yeah. I enjoy working the front desk.
**[10:16] Tsukasa**
And I'd miss you, too.
**[10:19] Tsukasa**
If you're not going to do
anything with this room,
**[10:22] Tsukasa**
I think Nasa-kun could work here.
**[10:25] Nasa**
All I really need is my computer.
I can work just about anywhere.
**[10:29] Tsukasa**
So, seriously, you don't need to feel bad.
**[10:33] Tsukasa**
I'd miss you just as much as you'd miss me.
**[10:37] Tsukasa**
Thanks for having us, Kaname.
**[10:39] Kaname**
Well, in that case... I guess I can put up
with not getting to peek in on you at night.
**[10:45] Nasa**
Hang on!
**[10:46] Nasa**
You weren't actually peeking
in on us before now, right?
**[10:57] Nasa**
It was fun and lively staying
at Kaname-chan's house,
**[11:02] Nasa**
but I'm still really looking
forward to our new place.
**[11:05] Tsukasa**
How's that?
**[11:06] Nasa**
Well, it's like...
**[11:09] Nasa**
We're getting closer to being
a real husband and wife.
**[11:12] Tsukasa**
What does being "real" even mean?
**[11:15] Nasa**
A real husband and wife...
**[11:20] Nasa**
can do things like this.
**[11:26] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[11:28] Nasa**
Yes?
**[11:29] Tsukasa**
Well, it's just...
**[11:32] Nasa**
What's wrong?
**[11:34] Tsukasa**
Since we're married, we should be able to talk
to each other about what's on our minds, right?
**[11:39] Nasa**
Huh? Y-Yeah, of course.
**[11:42] Tsukasa**
Which is why I want you to hear me out,
and not take it personally.
**[11:48] Tsukasa**
Promise you won't get mad?
**[11:50] Nasa**
I-I would never!
**[11:53] Tsukasa**
Well, to be honest, darling...
**[11:56] Tsukasa**
Your hugs are crappy!
**[11:57] Tsukasa**
*Crappy! Crappy! Crappy! Crappy!*
**[11:59] Nasa**
*My hugs are crappy?!*
**[12:05] Tsukasa**
Don't be so obviously depressed!
**[12:08] Tsukasa**
Listen to me, darling.
**[12:10] Tsukasa**
You're hugging girls the wrong way.
**[12:16] Tsukasa**
Like just now...
***SIGN*** Tsukasa-chan's
Hugging Lecture
***SIGN*** Class Duty:
Tsukasa/Nasa
***SIGN*** Lifting Graph
***SIGN*** Arms
**[12:17] Tsukasa**
You tend to hug by putting
your arms under mine, right?
**[12:23] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[12:25] Tsukasa**
But the truth is, that's not very
comfortable for shorter girls.
**[12:31] Tsukasa**
This is the kind of position it puts them in!
**[12:37] Tsukasa**
It feels like like when you pick up a cat!
***SIGN*** Form changing based on container=
Are cats actually liquid?
**[12:39] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[12:41] Tsukasa**
So, come over here, darling.
**[12:44] Nasa**
Okay.
**[12:44] Tsukasa**
Do it like this...
**[12:46] Tsukasa**
With your arms up here.
**[12:53] Nasa**
Hey, you're right! This is a much better fit!
**[12:56] Tsukasa**
Right? And if you do it
like this, then I can...
**[13:01] Nasa**
Wow, you're really pulling me in!
**[13:08] Tsukasa**
D-Do you understand how to
hug girls properly now?
**[13:12] Nasa**
Y-Yes! Understood!
**[13:15] Tsukasa**
Do you have anything?
**[13:16] Nasa**
Huh?
**[13:17] Tsukasa**
Things you want to talk to me about.
**[13:21] Nasa**
Let's see... um...
**[13:25] Nasa**
I think a lot, maybe?
**[13:26] Tsukasa**
Really?! L-Like what?
**[13:28] Nasa**
Well...
**[13:30] Nasa**
The first thing is...
**[13:32] Nasa**
Can I touch you when you're sleeping?
**[13:34] Tsukasa**
Huh?
**[13:35] Nasa**
No, wait, not like that!
**[13:37] Nasa**
I don't want to mess with
you while you're sleeping!
**[13:40] Nasa**
Well, I do, but that's not what this is about!
**[13:44] Nasa**
I mean, you're a messy sleeper, right?
**[13:48] Nasa**
So you end up rolling around all over,
**[13:51] Nasa**
and you look cold sometimes, y'know?
Like, your belly gets exposed, for example.
**[13:55] Nasa**
So when that happens, is it okay
if I put you back under the futon,
**[13:59] Nasa**
or adjust your pajamas? That sort of thing.
**[14:02] Tsukasa**
No.
**[14:03] Tsukasa**
Because I'm not a messy sleeper!
**[14:06] Nasa**
Huh?! No, no, you are!
**[14:09] Tsukasa**
I am not! You just made that up, darling!
**[14:12] Nasa**
What?! Come on, you have to admit it!
**[14:15] Tsukasa**
I will not! Because it's not true!
**[14:30] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Two more years.
**[14:32] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
That's how much more of my time you can have.
**[14:35] (Flashback) Tokiko**
Wh-What is this?
**[14:37] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I've found my destiny.
**[14:39] (Flashback) Tokiko**
Destiny?
**[14:40] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Right. Which is why I want you to
promise me that after these two years...
**[14:44] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You'll stop living for my sake.
**[14:49] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You need to live your own life.
**[14:52] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Because people's lives
are fleeting and short.
**[14:57] Tokiko**
* I know that you're the*
* kindest person there is.*
**[15:03] Tokiko**
*And that's why I... why we...*
**[15:07] Tokiko**
*wanted to make your wish come true.*
**[15:10] Tokiko**
*So I really feel so useless.*
**[15:31] Nasa**
* She'd probably be mad if*
* I took a picture of this.*
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Chitose
**[15:40] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, your phone's ringing.
**[15:46] Tsukasa**
Who the heck is calling so early?
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Chitose
**[15:50] Tsukasa**
Chitose?
**[15:52] Tsukasa**
Hello? What's up? It's only seven in the morning.
**[15:58] Tsukasa**
Tokiko *what*?
**[16:02] Tsukasa**
Tokiko!
**[16:07] Tokiko**
Want a donut?
**[16:10] Tsukasa**
Not a half-eaten one, no!
**[16:13] Tsukasa**
And I heard you collapsed! I was worried.
**[16:16] Tokiko**
You were worried? Why, thank you.
**[16:20] Nasa**
Um... Are you feeling all right?
**[16:24] Tokiko**
I'm just fine. Chitose and the
girls made too much of a fuss.
**[16:29] Tokiko**
I get a little dizzy and they
decide to hospitalize me.
**[16:32] Tokiko**
Give us old folks a little credit, you know?
**[16:35] Tsukasa**
You sure this isn't from you overdoing
it with that trip to the mountains?
**[16:39] Tokiko**
I hate to break it to you,
but I wasn't overdoing it.
**[16:42] Tokiko**
That being the case, no need to worry.
**[16:46] Tokiko**
I'll be discharged by tomorrow.
**[16:47] Tsukasa**
Hey! Where do you think you're going?
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
Stay in bed!
**[16:50] Tokiko**
Just to the bathroom, all right?
**[16:52] Tokiko**
And while I'm at it, I'm going to
talk to my doctor, and grab a coffee.
**[16:56] Tokiko**
Grind some levels for me while I'm gone.
**[16:58] Tsukasa**
Huh?!
**[16:59] Tsukasa**
H-Hey, hang on!
**[17:01] Nasa**
I know you're not great at it,
but try not to die too much.
**[17:04] Nasa**
See you in a few, then.
**[17:12] Nasa**
I think I'll go with her.
**[17:17] Tsukasa**
Whoa, hang on! Darling?
**[17:27] Nasa**
Hey...
**[17:29] Nasa**
Are you really okay?
**[17:32] Tokiko**
Oh, dear, you found me already, huh?
**[17:35] Tokiko**
How'd you figure it out?
**[17:37] Tokiko**
Just a feeling?
**[17:39] Nasa**
Not that.
**[17:41] Nasa**
It's your stride.
**[17:43] Nasa**
Compared to when you were in the
mountains, it's a lot smaller.
**[17:48] Nasa**
That made me think something
might really be wrong.
**[17:52] Tokiko**
You are quite impressive, you know that?
**[17:55] Nasa**
Not really.
**[17:56] Tokiko**
People have made a fuss about how great I am,
**[18:00] Tokiko**
but I suppose this shows
there's always someone better.
**[18:02] Nasa**
I don't think it's like that.
**[18:04] Nasa**
Besides, Tsukasa-chan is the
one who's really impressive.
**[18:08] Tokiko**
No, she's normal.
**[18:11] Tokiko**
She is normal.
**[18:12] Tokiko**
A totally normal girl,
with no exceptional talents.
**[18:17] Tokiko**
Which is why I can imagine
it must be a lot of trouble.
**[18:22] Tokiko**
That said, I'd appreciate you not
telling her about my condition.
**[18:26] Nasa**
Oh, okay.
**[18:28] Tokiko**
You saw how worried she was
after hearing I collapsed.
**[18:33] Tokiko**
Honestly, give me a break here.
**[18:36] Nasa**
Um...
**[18:38] Nasa**
There was something you wanted to tell
me at the campground. What was it?
**[18:43] Tokiko**
Oh, you remembered that?
**[18:45] Nasa**
Yes. It sounded pretty important.
**[18:51] Tokiko**
Seeing how sharp you can be at times...
**[18:54] Tokiko**
I'm as relieved as I am jealous.
It's quite the mix of emotions.
**[19:01] Tokiko**
Upsy-daisy.
**[19:06] Tokiko**
There was something I spent
my entire life trying to do.
**[19:11] Tokiko**
And it looks like my part in it
ended before it came to fruition.
**[19:15] Tokiko**
I like to think I was almost there, but...
**[19:18] Tokiko**
It's quite frustrating, all the same.
**[19:21] Tokiko**
But since I tried my best,
even though I failed,
**[19:26] Tokiko**
I don't regret it.
**[19:28] Tokiko**
Which is why this is for you.
**[19:34] Nasa**
Whoa... whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[19:36] Nasa**
Tokiko-san, this is—
**[19:38] Tokiko**
Just a rock.
**[19:40] Tokiko**
A regular old stone, with no
magic powers or anything.
**[19:45] Tokiko**
But the thing is, it took a millennia
of human effort to collect that stone.
**[19:51] Tokiko**
You could say that, after a thousand years,
it amounted to, "Yeah, it's just a rock."
**[19:58] Tokiko**
That's how it goes sometimes.
**[20:01] Tokiko**
Nasa-kun...
**[20:03] Tokiko**
Please make her happy.
**[20:08] Nasa**
*I didn't know what she meant at the time.*
**[20:13] Nasa**
* But... it felt like she was*
* entrusting me with something*
**[20:17] Nasa**
* even more important than the*
* moon rock she handed me.*
**[20:22] Nasa**
Yes. You can leave it to me.
**[20:24] Nasa**
I promise to make Tsukasa-chan happy!
**[20:30] Tokiko**
Well, I'm feeling a bit better
with that off my shoulders.
**[20:35] Tokiko**
Come on, Nasa-kun, let's head—
**[20:37] Tsukasa**
Hey! There you are!
**[20:39] Tokiko**
Well, you had good timing for once.
**[20:43] Tsukasa**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[20:45] Tsukasa**
And why is this game so ludicrously hard?!
**[20:50] Tokiko**
For someone who likes video games so much,
you never get any better at them.
**[20:54] Tsukasa**
E-Excuse me?!
**[20:55] Tokiko**
Anyway, put down the video game.
**[20:58] Tokiko**
The weather's nice,
**[21:00] Tokiko**
so go have a nice little
chat with your husband.
**[21:03] Tsukasa**
You told me to play the damn thing!
**[21:06] Tsukasa**
And the fact that you snuck out here...
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
What were you talking about, anyway?
**[21:11] Tokiko**
That's a secret.
**[21:14] Tokiko**
Right, Nasa-kun?
**[21:17] Nasa**
Well, I wouldn't say it's that big a deal.
**[21:20] Tsukasa**
You were probably filling his head
with more nonsense, weren't you?
**[21:23] Tokiko**
You make me sound so awful.
**[21:26] Tokiko**
If you're that desperate to find out,
try paying closer attention to Nasa-kun.
**[21:31] Tsukasa**
What do you mean by—
**[21:32] Tokiko**
I mean...
**[21:41] Tokiko**
exactly what I said.
**[21:46] Nasa**
W-Well, to be honest...
**[21:51] Nasa**
I told her about how I
want to make you happy.
**[21:55] Tsukasa**
O-Okay.
**[21:59] Tsukasa**
That's... well...
**[22:01] Tsukasa**
Um... er...
**[22:04] Tsukasa**
Th-Thank you.
**[22:10] [SONG] Ending sign**
Closed for the Day
***SIGN*** Sorry!
# High School Days
# E1 - Formulas for the Moon and Stars
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEGN0J/formulas-for-the-moon-and-stars)
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***SIGN*** Otogi Girls' High School
**[00:07] Nasa**
Good morning!
**[00:09] Nasa**
I'll be teaching you all starting today.
My name is Yuzaki.
**[00:13] Nasa**
It's a pleasure to meet you!
**[00:16] Nasa**
* Two people met, and swore*
* to love each other...*
**[00:18] Nasa**
* For all the years and months*
* to follow, and beyond.*
**[00:21] Nasa**
*It's an endless story,*
**[00:23] Nana**
* but one where every day is*
* filled with commonplace joy.*
**[00:27] Nasa**
*This is a continuation of
*The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter*.*
**[00:30] Nasa**
* A story about people who*
* aimed to reach the moon,*
**[00:32] Nasa**
* and about a certain couple*
* with a very blessed marriage.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
**[02:08] Nasa**
Huh? A programming class?
***SIGN*** Formulas for the Moon and Stars
**[02:10] Naoko**
That's right.
**[02:11] Naoko**
Lately, the government has been
distributing computers to kids
**[02:14] (Flashback) Naoko**
and wanting more of an
IT-focused curriculum in schools.
**[02:17] (Flashback) Naoko**
So my school has been trying to beef
up its programming classes, too.
**[02:20] (Flashback) Nasa**
Now that you mention it,
I think I've heard about that.
**[02:23] (Flashback) Naoko**
I've been handling one of the
lessons starting this year...
**[02:26] (Flashback) Nasa**
And I can't make head or tails of it!
**[02:28] (Flashback) Nasa**
I-I see...
**[02:29] (Flashback) Naoko**
So I talked to the principal,
**[02:31] (Flashback) Naoko**
and she says we can bring
in someone from the outside
**[02:34] (Flashback) Naoko**
as a volunteer teacher,
even if they aren't licensed!
**[02:36] (Flashback) Naoko**
And you were the first person
who came to mind, Yuzaki-kun!
**[02:40] (Flashback) Nasa**
Wow... Well, teaching it
would be pretty easy—
**[02:44] (Flashback) Naoko**
We'd like you to teach the rest
of the staff while you're at it.
**[02:48] (Flashback) Nasa**
Anyway, Sensei, what happened
to your marriage plans?
**[02:52] (Flashback) Nasa**
Huh? What?
**[02:54] (Flashback) Naoko**
These programming classes have gone so
poorly that all my spare time has evaporated.
**[02:58] (Flashback) Naoko**
I'm not in any position to be
planning a wedding right now.
**[03:02] (Flashback) Naoko**
We talked about moving
in together for a bit,
**[03:05] (Flashback) Naoko**
but this coding stuff just
won't stick to my brain,
**[03:07] (Flashback) Naoko**
so when I start thinking about moving—
**[03:09] (Flashback) Nasa**
Okay! I'll do it! It'd be my pleasure!
**[03:13] (Flashback) Nasa**
I mean, programming aside, teaching middle
school students shouldn't be too hard.
**[03:17] (Flashback) Naoko**
Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention...
**[03:20] (Flashback) Nasa**
Yes?
**[03:22] (Flashback) Naoko**
I got a new job. I work at
a girls' high school now.
**[03:26] (Flashback) Nasa**
What?!
**[03:29] Nasa**
*And that's how*
**[03:31] Nasa**
* I ended up standing before*
* a class of high school girls.*
**[03:34] Nasa**
So, does anyone have any questions?
**[03:38] Inukai**
Yeah, Sensei, I've got one!
**[03:41] Nasa**
Go ahead, Inukai-san.
**[03:43] Inukai**
How old are you?
**[03:47] Nasa**
My age?
**[03:48] Naoko**
*It'll be totally fine!*
**[03:50] (Flashback) Naoko**
It's a girls' school, but they're
all pretty quiet and well-behaved.
**[03:53] (Flashback) Naoko**
You'll get used to them in no time!
**[03:56] Nasa**
Well, I turned 18 in May.
**[04:03] Naoko**
Hey! Come on, settle down!
**[04:06] Shirogane**
You're overwhelming him!
**[04:08] Shirogane**
Settle down, everyone!
**[04:10] Nasa**
Uh, you're...
**[04:12] Shirogane**
The class representative, Shirogane.
**[04:14] Shirogane**
Please, Sensei, continue.
**[04:15] Nasa**
Oh, thanks.
**[04:17] Nasa**
Well, I know that I'm young,
but I do this for a living,
**[04:21] Nasa**
so I think I should be able to
teach you all about programming.
**[04:24] Usa**
Wow, check out the confidence on Yuzaki-chan!
**[04:27] Nasa**
Usa-san...
**[04:29] Nasa**
Well, I wouldn't put it that way.
**[04:31] Kurenai**
Actually, Sensei, I had a question.
**[04:34] Nasa**
Let's see... Kurenai-san? Go ahead.
**[04:37] Kurenai**
Well, it's just... You're 18, right?
**[04:40] Kurenai**
So I've been wondering... That's a
ring on your ring finger, right?
**[04:46] Nasa**
Oh, that's right.
**[04:47] Nasa**
Because I'm married.
**[04:51] Class**
You're married?!
**[04:56] Naoko**
Come on! Would you all calm down?!
**[04:59] Nasa**
S-Sorry about this, Sensei.
**[05:01] Shirogane**
He's married, Myako.
**[05:03] Shirogane**
Even though he's basically our age...
**[05:05] Myako**
Don't you need to put a
stop to this, Class Rep?
**[05:11] Isaka**
Put a damn sock in it already!
**[05:13] Isaka**
If you don't pipe down,
I'm gonna kick all your asses!
**[05:15] Naoko**
I-Isaka-senpai?!
**[05:16] Isaka**
You oughta know better, Yanagi!
**[05:18] Isaka**
If you can't keep them quiet,
you get an ass-whooping, too!
**[05:20] Naoko**
Right! Sorry!
**[05:24] Jessie**
Isaka-chan can be scary.
**[05:26] Kurenai**
I didn't see that coming...
**[05:28] Nasa**
A-Anyway, how about we start the lesson?
**[05:32] Class**
Yes! Thank you for coming!
**[05:35] Nasa**
*Whoa, they suddenly switched modes.*
**[05:38] Nasa**
*I guess they really are serious, deep down.*
**[05:40] Nasa**
All right, then, let's start with a general
explanation about programming.
**[05:44] Class**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** I'm at the school~
Kinda nervous
***SIGN*** Good luck with your lessons.
I'm rooting for you.
**[05:49] Tsukasa**
*Nasa-kun, teaching at a girls' school...*
**[05:53] Tsukasa**
* I mean, he's basically doing*
* it to help someone, but...*
**[05:56] Tsukasa**
*A girls' school...*
**[05:58] Tsukasa**
*There'll be a lot of young girls there!*
**[06:01] Tsukasa**
H-Hang on. Just calm down.
**[06:03] Tsukasa**
What am I getting nervous about?
It's ridiculous.
**[06:06] Tsukasa**
*High school girls are pretty fierce, though.*
**[06:09] Tsukasa**
* They're bound to needle him*
* if they find out he's married.*
**[06:14] Nasa**
Okay, that does it for today's lesson.
**[06:19] Nasa**
If you have any questions,
I'll be in the faculty room.
**[06:25] Class**
Sensei! Yuzaki-sensei!
**[06:37] Nasa**
Finally, I can relax.
**[06:39] Kurenai**
Yuzaki-sensei...
**[06:42] Kurenai**
Can I ask you for romantic advice?
**[06:46] Nasa**
Uh, whoa, hang on.
**[06:47] Nasa**
I'm not actually a teacher, so...
**[06:50] Kurenai**
You said you were waiting
for questions, though.
**[06:53] Nasa**
I meant about the class.
**[06:56] Nasa**
Maybe you should talk to another
woman, like Yanagi-sensei?
**[06:59] Kurenai**
That's not happening.
**[07:01] Kurenai**
Yanagi-chan's got zero romantic
experience, after all.
**[07:04] Nasa**
*Well, that's harsh.*
**[07:06] Kurenai**
You'd be surprised how rare it is
**[07:08] Kurenai**
to find someone as young as you are
who actually understands women, Sensei.
**[07:12] Nasa**
O-Okay...
**[07:13] Nasa**
Well, I'm not sure how much help
I'll be, but what's the issue?
**[07:18] Kurenai**
My boyfriend is a serious player...
and he's always cheating on me.
**[07:22] Nasa**
* Whoa, whoa! This is way too serious*
* to drop out of the blue on me!*
**[07:26] Kurenai**
Whenever I go to his house, he's messing
around with other girls, one after another.
**[07:30] Kurenai**
It's seriously the worst.
**[07:32] Nasa**
W-Well, maybe you should
consider breaking up?
**[07:35] Kurenai**
If it was that easy, Sensei,
I wouldn't need advice.
**[07:39] Kurenai**
The other day when I dropped by,
we got in a fight.
**[07:42] Kurenai**
I said, "Who do you care more
about, her or me?!" And he said...
**[07:48] (Flashback) Boyfriend**
Tifa was my first love, so...
**[07:51] Kurenai**
And there you have it.
**[07:52] Nasa**
Wait, is that what you meant by "player"?!
**[07:55] Kurenai**
All he does is play video
games and watch anime.
**[07:57] Kurenai**
He won't even hold my hand.
**[08:00] Nasa**
Th-Thank goodness! This is
actually pretty wholesome!
**[08:03] Kurenai**
There's nothing good about it!
**[08:05] Kurenai**
Every time there's a new season
of TV, he talks about new waifus!
**[08:07] Kurenai**
It's like he's not paying
any attention to me at all!
**[08:10] Nasa**
I-I think that might be okay, for now.
**[08:14] Nasa**
He's probably just anxious because a
girl like you is pursuing him so directly.
**[08:19] Kurenai**
It it really like that?
**[08:22] Kurenai**
But if you say so, maybe it is.
**[08:25] Nasa**
What makes you say that?
**[08:28] Kurenai**
Well, because you seem really trustworthy.
**[08:32] Kurenai**
I mean, you knew all our names
before class even started, right?
**[08:37] Kurenai**
You called me by my name before
anyone told you what it was.
**[08:40] Kurenai**
That's pretty cool for a guest lecturer who's
just here to help us with programming.
**[08:45] Nasa**
*Man, girls are really amazing.*
**[08:47] Nasa**
*They notice stuff like that?*
**[08:49] Kurenai**
It made me think, "He must be married
to someone really wonderful."
**[08:57] Nasa**
Yes! And you're exactly right.
**[09:01] Usa**
I was wondering—
**[09:02] Usa**
What's your given name, Yuzaki-chan?
**[09:06] Nasa**
U-Usa-san? M-My given name?
**[09:09] Kurenai**
Come to think of it, he never mentioned it.
**[09:11] Usa**
Right?
**[09:12] Usa**
I wanna get your contact
info down, so tell me!
**[09:15] Nasa**
Uh, well, it's Nasa. Yuzaki Nasa.
**[09:20] Usa**
That's slick! Nasa in katakana?
**[09:23] Nasa**
No...
**[09:24] Nasa**
It's written with the kanji for
"starry sky" and read as "Nasa."
**[09:28] Kurenai**
O-Oh, I see...
**[09:30] Usa**
That's... well... good for you, huh?
**[09:33] Nasa**
* Wow, it's been a while*
* since I've gotten this reaction.*
**[09:36] Kurenai**
I wouldn't worry, though! We've got
someone with a pretty wild name, too!
**[09:41] Usa**
Exactly, Yuzaki-chan!
**[09:42] Usa**
You don't need to worry
about anyone out-naming you!
**[09:45] Nasa**
Wait, who are you talking about?
**[09:47] Usa**
Oh, you didn't notice?
**[09:49] Usa**
Then again, most people wouldn't be able
to figure it out until they're told.
**[09:52] Kurenai**
It's pretty shocking to hear
what it actually is, right?
**[09:54] Usa**
That being said, our resident princess seems
to be in a bit of a mood again today.
**[09:59] Usa**
She didn't show up for class.
**[10:01] Nasa**
Princess?
**[10:02] Usa**
Yep. She's a bit of a special case,
so that's what we call her.
**[10:07] Nasa**
I'm home.
**[10:09] Tsukasa**
Welcome home.
**[10:11] Tsukasa**
S-So how'd it go?
**[10:12] Nasa**
It was a real ordeal!
**[10:15] Nasa**
They were making such a big fuss.
**[10:18] Tsukasa**
I-I see...
**[10:19] Nasa**
I was really happy when they
complimented you, though.
**[10:23] Nasa**
It came up when I mentioned I was married.
**[10:25] Nasa**
Girls really are sensitive
about that sort of thing, huh?
**[10:27] Nasa**
Someone said they were sure
that you must be wonderful.
**[10:31] Tsukasa**
Well, that's good...
**[10:33] Nasa**
Yeah! I really talked you up!
**[10:37] Nyako**
You think we're going to have
any more programming classes?
**[10:40] Shirogane**
Sure we will. The lesson was
really easy to understand.
**[10:44] Myako**
I guess.
**[10:46] Kurenai**
I wanna hear more about romance.
**[10:49] Kurenai**
I'm curious about what his wife is like, too.
**[10:52] Jessie**
But seriously, for someone as soft-looking
as him to be married? Just how hot is that?
**[10:57] Shirogane**
Cut it out, Jessie.
**[10:58] Myako**
Do not put that idea in my head.
**[11:00] Inukai**
Maybe it'd be hotter if we
actually saw his wife in person.
**[11:04] Usa**
Nice! That's good thinking.
**[11:06] Inukai**
Right?
**[11:08] Kaguya**
This is absolutely insipid.
**[11:10] Inukai**
Aw, come on.
**[11:11] Inukai**
Does the kind of gossip commoners like
not interest you at all, princess?
**[11:15] Kaguya**
Did you think it would?
**[11:17] Kurenai**
Now that you mention it, no.
**[11:19] Shirogane**
You say that, but Yanagi-sensei
told us that he was really smart.
**[11:25] Inukai**
He might even be on your level.
**[11:29] Inukai**
What do you think, Kaguya?
**[11:37] Kaname**
Do you think Tsukassan's the jealous type?
**[11:42] Nasa**
What do you mean?
**[11:43] Kaname**
Jealousy, y'know? Getting jealous.
**[11:45] Kaname**
Wasn't there some old famous guy who said,
"It's because of love that we suffer"?
**[11:49] Nasa**
I'm not positive, but I'm not sure the
person you're talking about is real.
**[11:52] Kaname**
My point is, do you think Tsukassan is cool
with you volunteering to teach at a girls' school?
**[11:58] Nasa**
I mean, she seems to be?
**[12:00] Kaname**
You say that, but what
if you were in her shoes?
**[12:05] Kaname**
What if Tsukassan was volunteering
to be a maid at a boys' school?
**[12:10] Nasa**
Wait, that whole premise makes no sense!
**[12:12] Kaname**
But then what if...
**[12:14] Kaname**
she was going to be a miniskirt-wearing
maid bunny girl at a boys' school?!
**[12:17] Nasa**
And that's just pure fantasy!
**[12:20] Kaname**
And what if it was a nudist
school full of hot guys?!
**[12:24] Nasa**
Just how fantastical do
you want to make this?!
**[12:26] Kaname**
A cute maid and a bunch of nudists...
**[12:29] Kaname**
Even you'd be anxious then, wouldn't you?
**[12:31] Nasa**
Not in the way you're thinking.
**[12:32] Kaname**
And that's why I wonder if she's freaked
out about you going to that girls' school!
**[12:37] Nasa**
You think so?
**[12:39] Kaname**
Although the fact is, this might
be an opportunity for you!
**[12:43] Nasa**
Really?
**[12:44] Kaname**
Indeed!
**[12:45] Kaname**
There's a school of thought...
**[12:50] Kaname**
that a jealous wife is a cute wife.
**[12:52] Nasa**
Cuteness through jealousy?!
**[12:54] Kaname**
"My darling hubby is gonna be stolen
by those high school girls!"
**[12:57] Kaname**
"What the heck?! I'm way cuter than them!"
**[13:01] Kaname**
You might get to see a super
cute reaction like that.
**[13:04] Nasa**
Y-You think so?!
**[13:06] Nasa**
I mean, I have a hard time picturing
Tsukasa-chan acting like that...
**[13:11] Nasa**
But it would be pretty cute.
**[13:13] Kaname**
Right?!
**[13:14] Kaname**
So, good luck with that.
**[13:16] Nasa**
With what, exactly?
**[13:17] Nasa**
*Still, Tsukasa-chan getting jealous...*
**[13:21] Tsukasa**
Is that right?
**[13:22] Nasa**
It's kind of hard to imagine.
***SIGN*** Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
***SIGN*** Another Day
**[13:27] Aya**
I heard Nasa-kun's teaching
at a girls' school?
**[13:30] Kaname**
Well, yeah, but... aren't you a girl
who should be attending school?
**[13:35] Kaname**
It's a weekday, y'know.
**[13:36] Aya**
The new Pokémon just came out!
**[13:38] Aya**
This is no time for school!
**[13:40] Tsukasa**
No, seriously, go to school.
**[13:41] Aya**
And doesn't this make you anxious?
**[13:43] Tsukasa**
Huh?
**[13:44] Aya**
Think about it! He's gonna be
surrounded by cute schoolgirls!
**[13:50] Tsukasa**
N-No, not at all! Wh-Why would
that make me anxious at all?
**[13:54] Aya**
*Wow, listen to that voice tremble.*
**[13:57] Aya**
Don't worry, though! I have a brilliant idea!
**[14:00] Tsukasa**
I really doubt you do, so don't bother.
**[14:03] Aya**
Aw, come on! Hear me out!
It'll be really good!
**[14:06] Tsukasa**
Okay, what exactly is
this good idea of yours?
**[14:08] Aya**
I believe that jealousy is a
tsundere's ultimate weapon!
**[14:14] Aya**
"Unbelievable! I'm way
cuter than those girls!"
**[14:18] Aya**
"Hmph, hmph!"
**[14:19] Aya**
What an adorable attitude!
**[14:19] Tsukasa**
*I really shouldn't have asked.*
**[14:21] Aya**
They can't compete with that!
**[14:22] Aya**
It guarantees that your relationship
will get even better!
**[14:26] Aya**
I've seen this play out in hundreds
of video games and anime series,
**[14:30] Aya**
so I'm sure it'll be fine.
**[14:31] Tsukasa**
O-Oh, yeah?
**[14:33] Aya**
The next time you're alone with him,
subtly bring up the school and try it out.
**[14:38] Aya**
I'm sure Nasa-kun will see
you in a whole new light!
**[14:42] Tsukasa**
Okay, sure.
**[14:45] Tsukasa**
That said, I really doubt Nasa-kun would
be that interested in high school girls.
**[14:53] Nasa**
The weather was really nice again today.
**[14:55] Tsukasa**
It sure was.
**[14:58] Tsukasa**
By the way, I didn't really
get to ask before...
**[15:01] Tsukasa**
How was the girls' school?
**[15:03] Nasa**
Huh?
**[15:03] Tsukasa**
W-Were there any cute girls
that made you nervous?
**[15:08] Nasa**
*Huh? Could this be...*
**[15:10] Nasa**
*Jealousy?!*
**[15:12] Nasa**
*And if I respond with...*
**[15:13] Nasa**
"Yeah, there are so many cuties,
I don't know what to do."
**[15:16] Nasa**
*Then maybe...*
**[15:17] Nasa**
"Ugh! Well, I'm cuter than them!"
**[15:21] Nasa**
*...might be the response I get!*
**[15:24] Nasa**
* I shouldn't make her anxious*
* for no reason, though.*
**[15:26] Nasa**
N-Not really? There weren't
any c-c-cute girls at all!
**[15:33] Tsukasa**
D-Darling...
**[15:34] Nasa**
Hang on! That didn't come out right!
**[15:37] Tsukasa**
Are you sure?
**[15:39] Tsukasa**
You really haven't been
hit by any schoolgirl magic?
**[15:42] Tsukasa**
I have not!
**[15:43] Tsukasa**
That would never work on me!
**[15:46] Tsukasa**
Well, good, then.
**[15:47] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[15:49] Nasa**
I-I'm not interested in
any girls other than you!
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
Oh... I see.
**[16:03] Tsukasa**
Then... say something that proves it.
**[16:08] Nasa**
Something that proves it?
**[16:10] Nasa**
Oh, okay, I will.
**[16:13] Nasa**
Um, I love you, Tsukasa-chan.
**[16:16] Tsukasa**
And then?
**[16:17] Nasa**
And then...?
**[16:18] Nasa**
Well... You're cute, Tsukasa-chan!
**[16:22] Tsukasa**
What else?
**[16:23] Nasa**
I love you lots, Tsukasa-chan!
**[16:25] Tsukasa**
And?
**[16:26] Nasa**
You're my one and only princess, Tsukasa-chan!
**[16:30] Tsukasa**
Well, if you feel that strongly about it.
**[16:34] Tsukasa**
For now, let's head home.
**[16:36] Nasa**
S-Sure...
**[16:38] Tsukasa**
Good luck with the volunteering, okay?
**[16:40] Nasa**
Okay!
**[16:43] Kurenai**
Wow, Jessie. Being married sure is something.
**[16:46] Jessie**
That was quite the show.
**[16:48] Nasa**
The class's comprehension of
programming is honestly pretty dire.
**[16:54] Naoko**
Seriously?
**[16:55] Nasa**
Yes, seriously.
**[16:56] Nasa**
I put together a simple test...
**[16:59] Nasa**
And out of 100 points,
the average score was 28.
**[17:02] Nasa**
The median was around 15,
**[17:05] Nasa**
so I'd say that currently, no one
even understands the basics.
**[17:08] Naoko**
That about covers it,
**[17:10] Naoko**
Principal Azumamiya.
**[17:12] Azumamiya**
Even though they can use smart
phones with no problem...
**[17:15] Nasa**
I actually had the faculty
take a similar test,
**[17:19] Nasa**
and those results were pretty awful, too.
**[17:21] Nasa**
Not quite as bad as the students,
**[17:24] Nasa**
but the trick questions stumped
them just about every time.
**[17:26] Nasa**
I feel there's a real lack of understanding.
**[17:28] Naoko**
There were t-trick questions?
**[17:29] Nasa**
Well, for question three,
it's pretty simple at first glance,
**[17:33] Nasa**
but there's a stipulation that
it needs to be under 128 bytes.
**[17:36] Nasa**
But the answers were all higher than that,
so they can't be counted as correct.
**[17:41] Isaka**
Principal, what is he even talking about?
**[17:43] Azumamiya**
Shh! It's probably something
really complicated.
**[17:46] Nasa**
That being the case,
**[17:47] Nasa**
I've created this academic oversight
system to help direct future lessons.
**[17:52] Nasa**
It provides a visual reference
for how the students are doing,
**[17:57] Nasa**
making the things they're
struggling with clear at a glance.
**[17:59] Azumamiya**
Wh-What the...
**[18:01] Naoko**
Wow!
**[18:02] Isaka**
Can this be applied to other subjects, too?
**[18:05] Nasa**
Sure.
**[18:06] Nasa**
I ran a test with the math scores,
and it turned out like this.
**[18:12] Azumamiya**
This could seriously help
with lesson planning...
**[18:16] Naoko**
And you made this, Yuzaki-kun?
**[18:18] Nasa**
Yep. I enjoy this kind of thing.
**[18:21] Azumamiya**
I see.
**[18:23] Azumamiya**
Yanagi-sensei, may I have a moment?
**[18:25] Naoko**
Oh, sure.
**[18:26] Azumamiya**
What is with that kid?! He's a genius!
**[18:28] Azumamiya**
You dragged a random genius in here?!
**[18:30] Naoko**
He's always had good grades.
**[18:33] Azumamiya**
This goes way beyond that!
**[18:34] Azumamiya**
He's like one of those characters
in an isekai story who shows up
**[18:37] Azumamiya**
and is like, "Oops, did I do that?"
after doing something awesome!
**[18:40] Azumamiya**
But this is fantastic, Yanagi-sensei!
**[18:43] Azumamiya**
With his help, our school could
become number one in the city...
**[18:45] Azumamiya**
No, the number one girls' school in Japan!
**[18:48] Naoko**
But Yuzaki-kun is just volunteering...
**[18:52] Azumamiya**
Whatever are you talking about, Yanagi-sensei?
**[18:55] Azumamiya**
Yuzaki-sensei is our specially
appointed educator.
**[18:59] Naoko**
Specially appointed?!
**[19:01] Isaka**
Do we even have a policy like that?
**[19:03] Azumamiya**
We do now. I just implemented it.
**[19:05] Naoko**
Come on, is that really gonna fly?
**[19:07] Azumamiya**
Sure it will. I'm the principal, you know.
**[19:10] Azumamiya**
If I say it's fine, then it's fine.
**[19:12] Azumamiya**
Besides...
**[19:13] Azumamiya**
Yuzaki-san might be able to attend
to Gekko-san's lessons, too.
**[19:17] Azumamiya**
That being said, it's a pleasure
to have you, Yuzaki-sensei.
**[19:20] Nasa**
Huh? Oh, sure.
**[19:22] Naoko**
Sorry about the extra workload.
**[19:25] Nasa**
It's okay.
**[19:27] Nasa**
This should help you get married sooner, too.
**[19:30] Naoko**
I appreciate it.
**[19:31] Naoko**
There was one other thing
I wanted to ask you...
**[19:35] Nasa**
Hey, can we go into this
classroom for a second?
**[19:39] Naoko**
Is something wrong?
**[19:46] Nasa**
This blackboard...
**[19:47] Naoko**
What about it?
**[19:49] Naoko**
Oh, wow! What is this?
**[19:54] Nasa**
Someone calculated the route
for a trip to the moon.
**[19:59] Naoko**
You can tell, Yuzaki-kun?
**[20:01] Nasa**
Yes. There's just one issue, though.
**[20:06] Nasa**
Whoever wrote this is really clever,
**[20:09] Nasa**
but they might be a little troubled.
**[20:12] Naoko**
Troubled?
**[20:13] Nasa**
Yeah. I think it's a desire to
get away from it all, maybe.
**[20:18] Naoko**
Are you correcting a mistake?
**[20:20] Nasa**
No.
**[20:21] Nasa**
The formula isn't wrong.
**[20:25] Nasa**
I just added a path for returning to Earth.
**[20:31] Nasa**
There was nothing written
about a return trip, so...
**[20:50] Nasa**
I'm home.
**[20:52] Tsukasa**
Welcome back, Nasa-kun.
**[20:53] Tsukasa**
How'd it go this time?
**[20:55] Nasa**
Kind of interesting.
**[20:57] Nasa**
I think there's a smart girl
that I might get along with.
**[21:02] Tsukasa**
Oh, I see...
**[21:04] Nasa**
I didn't mean anything by it!
**[21:06] Tsukasa**
Well, Tsukasa-chan isn't
that smart, after all.
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
I can see how you might
not get along with her...
**[21:11] Nasa**
No, no, no, that is not true!
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
Then do you enjoy talking to me?
**[21:17] Nasa**
Of course I do! It's always tons of fun!
**[21:19] Tsukasa**
In what way?
**[21:21] Nasa**
Huh?
**[21:21] Tsukasa**
What is always fun for
you when you talk to me?
**[21:25] Nasa**
Well...
**[21:27] Nasa**
Your reactions are always so cute...
in a way that's exciting.
**[21:34] Tsukasa**
Well, in that case...
**[21:35] Kurenai**
All right, you two!
**[21:37] Kurenai**
That's enough flirting for now.
**[21:41] Nasa**
Kurenai-san?
**[21:44] Kurenai**
I've got a message from
our princess, Yuzaki-sensei.
**[21:47] Nasa**
A message?
**[21:48] Kurenai**
"Mind your own business, stupid," she says.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Myako**
I can't believe Yuzaki-sensei
is married at his age.
**[23:28] Kurenai**
Are you still on about this, Myako?
**[23:30] Myako**
Are you not curious, Kurenai?
**[23:31] Myako**
I mean, they're married.
**[23:33] Myako**
They might bathe and
do other things together...
**[23:34] Kurenai**
You really like thinking
about that stuff, huh?
**[23:36] Myako**
Did you know he lives at a bathhouse?
**[23:38] Kurenai**
What?
# E2 - Life as a Teacher
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3M2G0/life-as-a-teacher)
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***SIGN*** Otogi Girls' High School
**[00:01] Nasa**
So today I'm going to have
you enter some source code.
**[00:03] [SONG] Blackboard sign**
Pop Quiz
**[00:07] Nasa**
This is going to take the form of a test,
**[00:09] Nasa**
but you really just need to input what you
have on the printout, and you'll be good.
**[00:13] Nasa**
And if you're feeling confident,
I'd like you to modify the code.
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Life as a Teacher
**[01:54] Tsukasa**
Darling...
***SIGN*** The all-new Ramen Bulgaria!!
***SIGN*** So rich!!
***SIGN*** Beyond Super Spicy Ramen
780 yen
***SIGN*** Rice
20 yen
***SIGN*** The all-new Ramen Bulgaria!!
**[01:55] Nasa**
Yes?
**[01:56] Tsukasa**
It's funny how you get the craving for
spicy food when the weather gets hot.
**[02:03] Nasa**
Actually, I can't say I do.
**[02:06] Tsukasa**
B-But why?!
**[02:08] Tsukasa**
Most people get a craving when they see
something described as "super spicy" or "cheesy"!
**[02:12] Tsukasa**
I'm not sure what any of that
has to do with the weather.
**[02:15] Tsukasa**
What are you talking about, anyway?
**[02:17] Tsukasa**
I'm talking about the local ramen place.
**[02:19] Tsukasa**
It has a good reputation and just
finished a remodel. I'd like to go.
**[02:23] Nasa**
Ramen, huh?
**[02:25] Nasa**
We don't eat out often, so it
might be a nice change of pace.
**[02:28] Tsukasa**
I'll go get changed right now!
**[02:31] Nasa**
*A ramen date, huh?*
**[02:34] Nasa**
*This should be fun.*
**[02:40] Myako**
*My name is Miyako Haru.*
**[02:42] Myako**
*I'm 16, and I attend Otogi Girls' High School.*
**[02:44] Myako**
*I come from a wealthy family.*
**[02:46] Myako**
*I'm a bit of an overachiever at school.*
**[02:48] Myako**
*My friends and teachers are all good people.*
**[02:51] Myako**
*Which is why... I'm the one in the wrong.*
**[02:54] Myako**
* For all of my blessings,*
* I'm still not satisfied.*
**[02:58] Myako**
*So I make my way into the underworld alone.*
**[03:02] Myako**
*I have a secret identity.*
**[03:04] Myako**
*A dark, greedy secret that no one else knows.*
***SIGN*** Super Spicy Balkan Style
Ramen Bulgaria
**[03:07] [SONG] Flag sign**
Newly Renovated!
***SIGN*** Location, Genre, Business Name
***SIGN*** Local Results
***SIGN*** Ramen Bulgaria
**[03:08] Myako**
* I give in to my dark impulses*
* to eat ramen around town...*
**[03:11] Myako**
*I'm evil.*
**[03:14] Myako**
* But it's not just that I try*
* out various ramen places.*
**[03:18] Myako**
* I gather various sorts of ramen data,*
* analyze it in detail,*
**[03:21] Myako**
*and post about it on social media.*
**[03:24] Myako**
*I'm a moderately big ramen influencer.*
**[03:28] Myako**
*The mysterious ramen critic, Haru.*
**[03:31] Myako**
* That is my true identity,*
* which none may ever know.*
**[03:37] Worker**
Welcome!
**[03:39] Worker**
Sorry, do you mind sharing a table?
**[03:41] Myako**
That's fine.
**[03:45] Myako**
*I already know what I'm ordering.*
**[03:48] Myako**
* The highlight of the new menu:*
* Beyond Super Spicy Ramen.*
**[03:52] Myako**
* But to make the post comprehensive,*
* I should give the menu a once-over.*
**[04:00] Myako**
*Yuzaki-sensei?! What's he doing here?!*
**[04:03] Myako**
*Is he going to learn my secret?!*
**[04:07] Myako**
*N-No, I can't be sure.*
**[04:09] Myako**
*He's not even my homeroom teacher.*
**[04:10] Myako**
* I'm just one student he*
* teaches every now and then.*
**[04:13] Nasa**
Good evening. Miyako-san, right?
**[04:15] Myako**
* Damn it! He's got the makings*
* of a talented educator!*
**[04:19] Myako**
*What do I do?*
**[04:20] Myako**
* My shameful secret is going*
* to be exposed at this rate.*
**[04:24] Myako**
*If my parents find out...*
**[04:26] Myako**
*I can never go to school again.*
**[04:28] Tsukasa**
Who's this?
**[04:29] Nasa**
This is Miyako-san, one of the
students at the school I teach at.
**[04:33] Tsukasa**
Oh, I see.
**[04:35] Tsukasa**
It's nice to meet you.
I'm Nasa's wife, Tsukasa.
**[04:38] Myako**
Wait, wife?
**[04:39] Myako**
This is your wife, Sensei?
**[04:41] Nasa**
Yep, that's right.
**[04:43] Myako**
She's really cute.
**[04:46] Nasa**
Thanks.
**[04:47] Nasa**
If you're here on your own,
you must really like ramen, huh?
**[04:52] Myako**
Well... it was more a coincidence
than anything, really.
**[04:55] Nasa**
Oh, so you don't eat it often?
**[04:58] Myako**
Uh... well...
**[04:59] [SONG] Posting signs**
Limited time iekei-style
Another day, another ramen
This is the 3rd time this week
**[05:00] [SONG] Posting signs**
I'd eat it every day if I could!
That's how to be a true ramen master!
**[05:00] [SONG] Posting signs**
I'd eat it every day if I could!
That's how to be a true ramen master!
**[05:00] [SONG] Posting signs**
I'd eat it every day if I could!
That's how to be a true ramen master!
**[05:01] Myako**
Yes, that's right!
**[05:01] [SONG] Posting signs**
I'd eat it every day if I could!
That's how to be a true ramen master!
**[05:02] Myako**
* This is my first time having some*
* this week, so it's less than usual!*
**[05:06] Myako**
*I'm not lying!*
**[05:08] Tsukasa**
Putting that aside for a second,
let's go ahead and order.
**[05:11] Nasa**
Good idea.
**[05:13] Tsukasa**
I think I'll try this Beyond Super
Spicy Ramen thing of theirs.
**[05:19] Myako**
* But it was already so spicy*
* before they updated it...*
**[05:22] Myako**
* Would someone this cute really*
* eat something like that?*
**[05:25] Nasa**
It sounds like it'll be really spicy.
Are you gonna be okay?
**[05:28] Tsukasa**
I don't know. But I want to try it.
**[05:31] Nasa**
Okay, then I'll order one that isn't spicy,
**[05:35] Nasa**
and if it's too much for you, we can trade.
**[05:37] Tsukasa**
Got it. Thanks, darling.
**[05:40] Myako**
* That's so nice! Is this*
* what being married is like?*
**[05:44] Nasa**
What about you, Miyako-san?
**[05:46] Myako**
Uh... I think I'll take the
Beyond Super Spicy, too.
**[05:51] Worker**
All right, here's your Beyond Super Spicy!
**[05:57] Tsukasa**
So this is a level beyond.
**[06:00] Myako**
*This isn't good!*
**[06:02] Myako**
* I'm so curious about Sensei that*
* I'm not focusing on the ramen.*
**[06:05] Myako**
*Let's focus on the spice first.*
**[06:10] Myako**
*Now that's a heavy-duty spice!*
**[06:12] Myako**
* It's a level more intense*
* than before the remodel.*
**[06:15] Myako**
* But other than the pure spice,*
* there's a more complex umami...*
**[06:19] Myako**
*I see. It must be stock made with mushrooms.*
**[06:22] Myako**
*And these are... curly noodles?*
**[06:25] Myako**
*They were straight before.*
**[06:27] Myako**
* If it's changed this much,*
* I wonder what the effect will be...*
**[06:41] Myako**
* That was so sexy, I forgot*
* how the noodles tasted.*
**[06:45] Nasa**
I guess people really do use those
hair ties that ramen places have.
**[06:49] Tsukasa**
You almost have to when your hair is long.
**[06:51] Nasa**
But you look cute with your
hair up, too, Tsukasa-chan.
**[06:54] Tsukasa**
Come on, enough with that. Let's eat.
**[06:58] Myako**
*Focus. Focus! Focus everything on your food!*
**[07:04] Nasa**
What's wrong, Tsukasa-chan?
**[07:06] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[07:08] Tsukasa**
It's really spicy!
**[07:11] Nasa**
I'll eat it, then. Let's trade.
**[07:13] Tsukasa**
Yeah. I'm sorry, darling.
**[07:16] Nasa**
It's okay.
**[07:18] Myako**
* I-I don't think all of this*
* sweat is because of the spice!*
**[07:22] Nasa**
That's spicy! Really spicy!
**[07:27] Tsukasa**
Are you going to be okay?
**[07:28] Nasa**
I 'hink 'o...
**[07:31] Tsukasa**
Don't force yourself, okay?
**[07:32] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[07:41] Tsukasa**
*So that's one of darling's students.*
**[07:45] Tsukasa**
* She was every bit as cute as people*
* make schoolgirls out to be.*
**[07:49] Aya**
Nasa-kun having his heart stolen by one
of those girls now that he's a teacher...
**[07:56] Aya**
is completely feasible, I think!
**[07:58] Aya**
Whoa, there! I can sense the
waves of murderous intent!
**[08:01] Aya**
Settle down for a sec and listen!
**[08:02] Aya**
High school girls are cute!
That's just a globally-accepted fact!
**[08:06] Aya**
There's nothing you can do about that!
**[08:08] Aya**
But if you give up because of that,
it's the defeat of intellect!
**[08:12] Aya**
And mankind will have no future!
**[08:15] Tsukasa**
So what exactly am I supposed to do?
**[08:18] Aya**
I'm saying fight fire with fire!
An eye for an eye!
**[08:21] Aya**
To beat a schoolgirl,
you've gotta be a schoolgirl!
**[08:24] Tsukasa**
What?
**[08:25] Aya**
Which is why...
**[08:26] Aya**
I've procured an Otogi Girls'
High School uniform!
**[08:31] Aya**
If you wear this, you'll have Nasa-kun
wrapped around your little finger!
**[08:36] Aya**
You'll be able to compete with
any schoolgirl on equal footing!
**[08:41] Tsukasa**
Come on, we already did that.
We don't need to do it again.
**[08:47] Aya**
You just don't get it.
**[08:51] Aya**
There's no such thing as "too much" cosplay!
**[08:54] Tsukasa**
Don't try to make that
sound like common sense!
**[08:56] Aya**
Come on, I went to all this trouble!
You should wear it!
**[09:00] Tsukasa**
No, seriously, it's fine.
**[09:02] Aya**
Don't be like that!
**[09:08] Kaname**
Senpai, what's that you've got?
**[09:10] Nasa**
The answer sheet for a test.
**[09:12] Nasa**
I had my students at the girls'
school do a programming test.
**[09:15] Kaname**
You had them do a
hand-written programming test?
**[09:19] Nasa**
That'd be so much extra work! Of course not.
**[09:22] Nasa**
I had them actually input some code.
**[09:24] Kaname**
That's what I thought.
Then why is that hand-written?
**[09:28] Nasa**
I think the idea was that I would
have to do extra work
**[09:32] Nasa**
to check whether or not it's right...
**[09:35] Nasa**
But I didn't even need
to check. This is perfect.
**[09:38] Nasa**
This girl is really something!
**[09:40] Nasa**
I'm looking forward to seeing her next time.
**[09:42] Aya**
Never mind that, Nasa-kun!
**[09:44] Aya**
Isn't it time to go shopping with your wife?!
**[09:48] Nasa**
Shopping?
**[09:49] Aya**
Tsukacchan was really looking
forward to going shopping!
**[09:52] Nasa**
Oh, okay. Then she's done at
the front desk of the bathhouse?
**[09:56] Aya**
Yep! She's waiting for you out back.
**[09:59] Aya**
I recommend you go there right now!
**[10:02] Nasa**
Okay, then, I'll do that.
**[10:04] Nasa**
Thanks.
**[10:05] Aya**
Have fun!
**[10:08] Kaname**
This isn't some stupid scheme, is it?
**[10:11] Aya**
No worries! All my schemes are like this!
**[10:14] Nasa**
* She's supposed to be back here...*
* but why is this where she wanted to meet?*
**[10:22] Nasa**
Tsukasa-cha—
**[10:30] Tsukasa**
You're finally here.
**[10:33] Nasa**
Wh-What is this, Tsukasa-chan?
**[10:36] Tsukasa**
Aya got her hands on these clothes,
and begged me to wear them.
**[10:42] Tsukasa**
It's embarrassing, but...
she said you'd like it.
**[10:48] Nasa**
Oh. Is that right?
**[10:49] Tsukasa**
Yes!
**[10:51] Tsukasa**
So... how about it?
**[10:53] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[10:57] Nasa**
You look really cute.
**[11:02] Nasa**
B-But...
**[11:03] Tsukasa**
What?
**[11:04] Nasa**
I don't mind, but do you really want
to wear that when we go shopping?
**[11:12] Tsukasa**
I think I'd die from embarrassment.
**[11:14] Nasa**
I see.
**[11:15] Nasa**
You wanna just go for a quick walk, then?
**[11:19] Tsukasa**
I-I just said I was embarrassed!
Why would I want to go for a walk?!
**[11:24] Nasa**
But since you're wearing such a cute outfit,
I thought I could get some pictures.
**[11:28] Tsukasa**
Pictures?!
**[11:30] Tsukasa**
Y-You want pictures of your wife
in this ridiculous getup?!
**[11:33] Tsukasa**
Are you some kind of sadist, darling?!
**[11:35] Nasa**
N-N-No! It's not that, it's just...
**[11:39] Nasa**
Okay, what if we do it here,
in secret, behind the house?
**[11:43] Tsukasa**
Behind the house?
**[11:44] Tsukasa**
You want to take pictures of your wife
wearing a uniform here in the dark?
**[11:48] Tsukasa**
That seems even more sketchy.
**[11:50] Nasa**
Then... should I not?
**[12:04] Nasa**
It's your fault, y'know.
**[12:06] Nasa**
For looking so cute.
**[12:09] Tsukasa**
It's just... when I think of you being
surrounded by cute schoolgirls...
**[12:14] Tsukasa**
I get a little anxious.
**[12:18] Nasa**
Why would I ever be interested in schoolgirls
when I have such an adorable wife?
**[12:24] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[12:25] Nasa**
Really.
**[12:30] Nasa**
You're so cute, Tsukasa-chan...
**[12:32] Tsukasa**
H-Hey! Not there...
**[12:39] Aya**
So, how'd the uniform work?
**[12:45] Tsukasa**
Well... pretty decently, I think?
**[12:50] Aya**
You ever just want to drain a pond?
**[12:54] Tsukasa**
Drain a pond?
**[12:56] Kaname**
Wasn't that a trend on TV a while back?
**[12:59] Aya**
It's still a trend! They did it this afternoon!
**[13:03] Kaname**
That was a rerun.
**[13:05] Kaname**
And would you please stop
being so easily influenced?
**[13:08] Aya**
Think of it.
**[13:09] Aya**
Isn't it exciting, thinking about what's
there once all the water is gone?
**[13:14] Aya**
I believe that all people are possessed
with the urge to drain ponds!
**[13:18] Aya**
Which is why I want to make that
dream come true by draining one!
**[13:24] Aya**
But this house... doesn't have a pond to drain.
**[13:29] Aya**
It seems our home is completely
devoid of romanticism!
**[13:32] Tsukasa**
What is she babbling about?
**[13:33] Kaname**
Honestly, I'm kinda used to it.
**[13:35] Aya**
I've been thinking.
**[13:37] Aya**
How can I make my dream a reality?
**[13:40] Aya**
And then it came to me!
**[13:43] Kaname**
What stupid scheme is it this time?
**[13:44] Aya**
We're going to dig a pond for the house!
**[13:48] Tsukasa**
*Aw, crap.*
**[13:50] Kaname**
*My sister's gone even nuttier than usual!*
**[13:53] Aya**
So let's dig a pond! Come on!
**[13:56] Aya**
Let's all dig a pond, and then drain it!
**[14:00] Kaname**
Do you even know how to dig a pond?
**[14:03] Aya**
That should be easy!
**[14:05] Aya**
Just dig a hole and put water in it, right?
**[14:07] Kaname**
I feel like putting *you* in a hole.
**[14:09] Tsukasa**
If it was that simple, every hole
you saw would be a pond.
**[14:14] Tsukasa**
You need to make sure the
water doesn't drain out.
**[14:18] Aya**
I see! So digging a pond requires
technical knowledge and ability!
**[14:23] Aya**
Got it! I'll go talk to an expert!
**[14:26] Tsukasa**
Wai—
**[14:28] Kaname**
I'm so sorry she's always like this.
**[14:31] Nasa**
What?
**[14:32] Nasa**
You want to dig a pond?
**[14:34] Aya**
Yeah! Can you do it, Nasa-kun?
**[14:36] Nasa**
I think so, yeah...
**[14:38] Nasa**
But why?
**[14:41] Aya**
You, too, Nasa-kun? I have
to explain that to you, too?
**[14:44] Nasa**
Uh, yeah. Sorry.
**[14:47] Aya**
The reason I want a pond...
**[14:49] Nasa**
Uh-huh.
**[14:50] Aya**
...is so I can drain the water from the pond!
**[14:55] Nasa**
Well...
**[14:57] Nasa**
So you... just want a pond, right?
**[15:01] Aya**
Yes, exactly!
**[15:03] Nasa**
Okay, I'll see what I can do, then.
**[15:05] Aya**
Thank you! I knew I could
rely on you, Nasa-kun!
**[15:09] Tsukasa**
So...
**[15:09] Tsukasa**
You agreed to dig one, then.
**[15:11] Nasa**
Somehow, yeah.
**[15:13] Nasa**
The first step is to dig a hole,
place a waterproof liner,
**[15:17] Nasa**
and then use concrete to hold it in place.
**[15:19] Tsukasa**
Sounds right.
**[15:21] Nasa**
Okay...
**[15:22] Nasa**
I'm really gonna do this. Are you sure?
**[15:25] Aya**
Yes! Go ahead!
**[15:27] Kaname**
Why are you taking charge?
**[15:29] Kaname**
Senpai, I've got work, so I can't help.
**[15:32] Kaname**
Are you sure about this?
**[15:33] Nasa**
Yeah, it's okay.
**[15:35] Aya**
I've got streams, so I can't
help either, but good luck!
**[15:39] Nasa**
Uh... okay.
**[15:41] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, it's pretty hot,
so feel free to go play games inside.
**[15:46] Tsukasa**
Oh, right...
**[15:49] Tsukasa**
But since it's a special occasion,
**[15:51] Tsukasa**
I think I'll watch my darling
do some manual labor.
**[15:55] Tsukasa**
Since I think the sight of him all
sweaty and physical will be a rare one.
**[16:00] Nasa**
Y-You think so?
**[16:02] Nasa**
Okay, I'll start digging.
**[16:03] Tsukasa**
Yep.
**[16:05] Nasa**
Ready, and...
**[16:06] Nasa**
Go!
**[16:15] Tsukasa**
A-Are you okay?
**[16:16] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[16:19] Tsukasa**
Would you... like me to do it?
**[16:21] Nasa**
It's okay! I want to look
cool for you, so I'll do it!
**[16:26] Nasa**
Let's see...
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**[16:30] Nasa**
Okay, got it! Let's try that again!
**[16:58] Tsukasa**
That's quite a hole you've got going.
**[17:00] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[17:02] Tsukasa**
Let me get you some cold tea.
**[17:05] Nasa**
Thanks.
**[17:06] Tsukasa**
Here you go.
**[17:07] Nasa**
Great!
**[17:20] Nasa**
Thanks. That really hit the spot.
**[17:22] Tsukasa**
S-Sure.
**[17:25] Nasa**
What's wrong?
**[17:26] Tsukasa**
It's just... y-you seem different
than usual and kind of...
**[17:34] Tsukasa**
wild and cool.
**[17:39] Nasa**
Th-Thanks.
**[17:41] Tsukasa**
N-Nah, it's nothing.
**[17:43] Nasa**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[17:46] Nasa**
My muscles are still sore.
**[17:49] Nasa**
I guess I got carried away and
worked too much yesterday.
**[17:52] Aya**
Wow!
**[17:54] Nasa**
It'll take about five days
for the concrete to set.
**[17:57] Nasa**
If you want to keep any animals
in it, you'll need to treat it,
**[18:00] Nasa**
and then it should be done.
**[18:03] (Flashback) Kurenai**
I have a question.
**[18:05] (Flashback) Nasa**
Oh, Kurenai-san.
**[18:07] (Flashback) Kurenai**
Did you happen to skip all the way to Harvard?
**[18:10] (Flashback) Nasa**
Huh?
**[18:11] (Flashback) Kurenai**
I mean, since you can teach physics,
classics, and everything else...
**[18:15] (Flashback) Nasa**
No, no! I didn't even go to high school.
**[18:19] (Flashback) Nasa**
I only graduated middle school.
**[18:22] (Flashback) Kurenai**
I see...
**[18:23] (Flashback) Kurenai**
I guess really smart people are
smart with or without school.
**[18:28] (Flashback) Nasa**
I'm not sure that's it, exactly.
**[18:30] (Flashback) Jessie**
We have extra lessons coming up, so it'd
be nice if you could teach us more.
**[18:34] (Flashback) Usa**
We'll head over to your house so you
can give us supplementary classes!
**[18:39] (Flashback) Usa**
I wanna see your wife, too!
**[18:40] (Flashback) Nasa**
Huh?!
**[18:41] (Flashback) Nasa**
But I live in a bathhouse right now.
**[18:45] (Flashback) Nasa**
So that's a little...
**[18:46] (Flashback) Jessie**
Wait, you live in a bathhouse?!
**[18:50] Tsukasa**
And that's how this happened?
**[18:52] Nasa**
Sorry.
**[18:54] Jessie**
So this is Sensei's wife.
**[18:56] Usa**
She's so cute!
**[18:58] Shirogane**
Come on! Stop making a fuss
before it causes problems.
**[19:01] Shirogane**
Remember where you are,
pay your fee, and get inside!
**[19:04] Shirogane**
Sorry about them. How much is it going to be?
**[19:09] Tsukasa**
Oh, you'll want to use the ticket
machine near the entrance.
**[19:12] Shirogane**
Come on, girls, let's get our tickets.
**[19:14] Everyone else**
Okay.
**[19:16] Tsukasa**
So some of your students are serious?
**[19:18] Nasa**
They all are, sometimes.
**[19:20] Kurenai**
Wow, so this is a bathhouse!
**[19:23] Kurenai**
I've never been to one before.
**[19:25] Usa**
Me, neither.
**[19:26] Jessie**
His wife sure was cute, huh?
**[19:29] Shirogane**
She really was.
**[19:31] Myako**
Since she and Sensei are married...
**[19:36] Myako**
They probably bathe together, don't they?
**[19:39] Shirogane**
Drop it.
**[19:41] Kurenai**
Why is that the first place your mind goes?
**[19:44] Kurenai**
There's something kinda visceral about
seeing them together in person, though.
**[19:47] Shirogane**
That's true. They both seem
so mild-mannered, too.
**[19:51] Myako**
But I bet things get crazy at night.
**[19:53] Shirogane**
Seriously! Stop it!
**[19:54] Kurenai**
You're really into that
kind of thing, aren't you?
**[20:00] Myako**
What a huge bath.
**[20:02] Kurenai**
Wow, you're really cute with
your hair down, Class Rep!
**[20:08] Shirogane**
If you want comment on that, Jessie
looks like a completely different person.
**[20:12] Jessie**
Can it!
**[20:13] Usa**
Oh, what's the problem?
**[20:15] Usa**
We all get to see a different
side of each other!
**[20:18] Usa**
And you're all cute!
**[20:20] Shirogane**
Who in the...
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**[20:24] Kaname**
Students from Senpai's school are here?
**[20:27] Tsukasa**
Yeah. High school girls
sure have a lot of energy.
**[20:32] Kaname**
Senpai must be pretty popular.
**[20:37] Kaname**
I mean, think about it.
**[20:38] Kaname**
Would you visit the home of a teacher
you didn't like, even if he was smart?
**[20:42] Kaname**
But that's a good thing.
**[20:44] Kaname**
You want your husband to be
trusted by people, right?
**[20:49] Tsukasa**
I guess that's true.
**[20:51] Kaname**
Or maybe you have a more
possessive side than I thought.
**[20:54] Jessie**
Have you ever been in a sauna before, Myako?
**[20:56] Myako**
No, Jessie.
**[20:58] Myako**
But I do know they're supposed to be hot.
**[21:00] Jessie**
Since we're here, why don't we try it out?
**[21:02] Myako**
Great idea. Let's see exactly
what the fuss is about.
**[21:07] Jessie**
Hot! That sauna's hot!
**[21:10] Shirogane**
Hey, what's all the commotion?
**[21:12] Myako**
It's just...
**[21:14] Jessie**
The sauna is super hot!
**[21:16] Kurenai**
It's really that hot?
**[21:18] Usa**
They say it's supposed to be
good for your skin. Wanna try?
**[21:23] Kurenai**
Oof, that is hot!
**[21:25] Usa**
It certainly is something...
**[21:27] Shirogane**
It's not that bad, though.
**[21:29] Shirogane**
You two made too much of a fuss.
**[21:32] Jessie**
Then how about a contest?
**[21:33] Myako**
Y... Yeah!
**[21:34] Shirogane**
Contest?
**[21:35] Jessie**
Yeah! Whoever stays in the longest
gets free drinks from everyone else!
**[21:40] Shirogane**
You're on. Sounds good to me.
**[21:42] Kurenai**
What do you think?
**[21:43] Usa**
Why not?
**[21:45] Usa**
Since I'm gonna win anyway.
**[21:47] Jessie**
Then let's do this.
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That's so hot!
**[21:57] Usa**
That fruit milk really hits the spot!
**[22:00] Usa**
I can't finish all these,
so feel free to help yourselves!
**[22:04] Usa**
Except for Myako, who bailed out first.
**[22:07] Shirogane**
How did she pull it off?
**[22:09] Jessie**
I wanna know how you got
so competitive, Class Rep.
**[22:13] Kurenai**
Y'know, we came here to study with Sensei,
**[22:18] Kurenai**
but I really don't feel like it anymore.
**[22:21] Shirogane**
Same.
**[22:24] Kurenai**
You wanna grab ramen on the way home?
**[22:25] Usa**
Oh, good idea!
**[22:27] Myako**
I know a good place to hit up. How about it?
**[22:29] Jessie**
I'd rather have a beef bowl.
**[22:31] Shirogane**
Uh, no! We're going straight home!
**[22:34] Tsukasa**
High school girls sure are something.
**[22:36] Nasa**
I-I guess so...
**[22:38] Tsukasa**
Good for you, though,
seeing how they're all cute.
**[22:47] Nasa**
But you're a whole lot cuter, Tsukasa-chan.
**[22:52] Tsukasa**
I thought so.
**[23:00] Aya**
Awesome!
**[23:01] Nasa**
No sign of any leaks.
**[23:01] Aya**
It's a pond!
**[23:02] Nasa**
Looks like it's done!
**[23:02] Aya**
It's a real pond!
**[23:04] Kaname**
Thanks so much for putting up
with my sister's idiocy, Senpai.
**[23:09] Nasa**
I'm just glad it turned out well.
**[23:12] Tsukasa**
It really did turn out nicely.
**[23:15] Tsukasa**
Makes a good addition to the yard.
**[23:18] Aya**
Okay!
**[23:19] Aya**
Now let's drain all the water out of it!
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**[23:25] Ginga**
I seriously can't catch a break these days.
**[23:27] Nasa**
You've got that same scary
look as usual, Ginga-kun.
**[23:30] Ginga**
They're definitely out for blood.
**[23:32] Ginga**
Bro, if anything happens to me,
**[23:35] Ginga**
I need you to look after my boys.
**[23:37] Nasa**
I'm really not sure what you expect me to do!
# E3 - Romance Is, Generally, Pretty Hard
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZXNMP/romance-is-generally-pretty-hard)
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**[00:01] Nasa**
*Sometimes, timing can be a nightmare.*
**[00:05] Nasa**
Wow, this tea is really good.
**[00:08] Tsukasa**
I'm glad you like it.
**[00:10] Nasa**
Thanks for everything, Tsukasa-chan.
**[00:14] Nasa**
Who'd be messaging me this late?
***SIGN*** Shirogane
***SIGN*** Shirogane
***SIGN*** I love you
**[00:21] Tsukasa**
D-Darling?
**[00:24] Nasa**
I-It's not what you think! This has
to be some kind of mistake!
***SIGN*** Shirogane
***SIGN*** This message has been deleted.
**[00:29] Nasa**
S-See? It was deleted!
**[00:31] Nasa**
I think it was really just a mistake!
**[00:33] Tsukasa**
Sulk!
**[00:35] Nasa**
Hang on, Tsukasa-chan!
**[00:37] Nasa**
I swear! It's not like that!
**[00:40] Tsukasa**
Sulk!
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**[02:16] Nasa**
*What in the world was that yesterday?*
**[02:20] Nasa**
* The message was deleted right away,*
* but she probably knows I saw it...*
**[02:26] Shirogane**
Yuzaki-sensei!
**[02:29] Nasa**
Shirogane-san...
**[02:31] Shirogane**
Could I trouble you for a second?
**[02:34] Nasa**
*Yeah, I saw this coming.*
**[02:38] Shirogane**
I'm sure you realize this,
but that was a mistake.
**[02:42] Nasa**
R-Right.
**[02:43] Shirogane**
That was sent to you by accident.
**[02:46] Shirogane**
I don't have those kinds of feelings for you.
**[02:48] Nasa**
O-Of course, I know.
**[02:51] Nasa**
I mean, I'm married, for one thing.
**[02:53] Shirogane**
Exactly!
**[02:54] Shirogane**
I wouldn't fall for someone
who's already married!
**[02:59] Shirogane**
And while we're on the topic, Sensei...
**[03:00] Nasa**
Yes?
**[03:01] Shirogane**
You haven't told anyone
else about this, have you?
***SIGN*** Rumble
**[03:07] Nasa**
Of course not.
**[03:09] Nasa**
Falling in love with someone
is a serious thing.
**[03:14] Nasa**
So I don't think it's right
to make fun of people for it.
**[03:17] Shirogane**
A-As long as you understand.
**[03:19] Nasa**
W-Well, now that we've cleared the air,
**[03:22] Nasa**
I should get going—
**[03:23] Shirogane**
Wait, please!
**[03:26] Shirogane**
I'm really sorry for any
trouble this caused you.
**[03:30] Shirogane**
And, well, I was wondering... if you
could give me some romantic advice...
**[03:37] Nasa**
* I... really just come here to*
* teach programming, y'know...*
**[03:41] Shirogane**
Two months ago,
**[03:43] Shirogane**
Kurenai's boyfriend became a total shut-in.
**[03:46] Shirogane**
We went to his house together,
but couldn't do anything.
**[03:51] Shirogane**
But then the student council president
from her boyfriend's school showed up.
**[03:56] Shirogane**
And as soon as he did,
**[03:58] Shirogane**
he kicked the door in and
dragged her boyfriend out!
**[04:03] Shirogane**
They headed straight to the
riverbank and started brawling.
**[04:07] Shirogane**
Once they both ran out of strength,
they immediately made up.
**[04:12] Shirogane**
And then Kurenai's boyfriend
started going to class again.
**[04:15] Nasa**
Wait. This all happened in the present day?
**[04:18] Shirogane**
I get it. It's such a stupid thing to do.
**[04:21] Shirogane**
Stupid and crazy...
**[04:24] Shirogane**
But... it was so manly,
and it made my heart throb.
**[04:29] Shirogane**
And he said to get in touch
if there was any more trouble.
**[04:33] Shirogane**
So we traded contact info, but...
**[04:36] Shirogane**
Nothing has really happened since.
**[04:39] Nasa**
I see. So, when you were playing
around with your phone,
**[04:42] Nasa**
you accidentally sent that message to me.
**[04:44] Shirogane**
Right.
**[04:45] Shirogane**
To be honest, I never thought
I'd like someone like him!
**[04:49] Shirogane**
He's crazy and violent, and I don't
understand a thing he says!
**[04:53] Shirogane**
But... when I think about him, it's like...
**[04:58] Shirogane**
I start feeling so warm all over.
**[05:02] Nasa**
I see. I understand how you feel.
**[05:05] Nasa**
I felt that kind of longing
for my wife for years.
**[05:08] Shirogane**
You did?
**[05:10] Nasa**
Yeah!
**[05:11] Nasa**
It hurts in the chest, right?
**[05:13] Nasa**
So I'm rooting for you.
**[05:14] Shirogane**
I-In that case...
**[05:16] Shirogane**
Will you help me tell him how I feel?
**[05:24] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[05:25] Nasa**
What kind of romantic
advice should I give her?
**[05:29] Tsukasa**
Let's see...
**[05:30] Tsukasa**
Well, if you really need romantic advice,
**[05:33] Tsukasa**
it'd be a good idea to buy Tsukasa-chan
some really tasty sweets.
**[05:37] Nasa**
I-It would?!
**[05:38] Tsukasa**
Are you really getting dragged into
that kind of stuff at the girls' school?
**[05:42] Nasa**
Yeah...
**[05:44] Nasa**
To be honest, I don't really get
stuff like confessions and whatnot.
**[05:48] Tsukasa**
Why not?
**[05:49] Nasa**
I mean, if you like someone,
why not just tell them?
**[05:52] Tsukasa**
*Oh, yeah, I forgot he was like this.*
**[05:55] Tsukasa**
That's true. You do tend to be pretty direct.
**[05:58] Nasa**
Do I? I always figured it was normal.
**[06:01] Tsukasa**
No, I definitely don't think so.
**[06:04] Tsukasa**
You're able to do that because you're strong.
**[06:08] Tsukasa**
But most people don't start
out strong in that way.
**[06:13] Tsukasa**
Which is why...
**[06:15] Tsukasa**
The thing you need when it
comes to romance is a strategy.
**[06:19] Nasa**
Strategy?
**[06:21] Tsukasa**
Exactly!
**[06:23] Tsukasa**
Listen closely! Romance is
essentially a game of wits!
**[06:26] Tsukasa**
A contest where victory or failure awaits!
**[06:28] Nasa**
It is?!
**[06:29] Tsukasa**
It is! And what is it that you need to win?!
**[06:33] Nasa**
U-Um... to gather intel?
**[06:36] Tsukasa**
Exactly!
**[06:38] Tsukasa**
So step one should be collecting information!
**[06:40] Tsukasa**
Observe the target in secret in
order to learn their weak points!
**[06:43] Tsukasa**
Once you have that,
this romance is a fait accompli!
**[06:48] Nasa**
But that... sounds like stalker behavior.
**[06:53] Tsukasa**
When a cute girl does it,
it's not stalking. It's true love.
**[06:58] Nasa**
*What a double standard!*
**[07:02] Nasa**
Well, okay. I'll give her
advice along those lines.
**[07:06] Tsukasa**
Right! Lay it all out for her.
**[07:10] Aya**
I managed to break 10,000 subscribers
on my streaming channel!
**[07:15] Tsukasa**
Oh, you did? Congratulations.
**[07:18] Aya**
Thanks!
**[07:20] Tsukasa**
That's probably a big deal, right?
**[07:23] Aya**
I think so. Even though all I'm doing is
commentating while playing video games.
**[07:27] Aya**
But I think that might be enough
for people to get it, y'know?
**[07:30] Tsukasa**
G-Get what?
**[07:32] Aya**
My overwhelming wit and class.
**[07:37] Tsukasa**
Yeah, I bet that's it.
**[07:39] Aya**
It so is!
**[07:41] Aya**
I can't help but bewitch people,
even when all I do is talk!
**[07:44] Ginga**
Y'know...
**[07:46] Ginga**
Nothing good comes of drawing
a lot of attention like that.
**[07:51] Tsukasa**
Hey, look who turned up.
**[07:53] Ginga**
Good afternoon, Big Sis. I happened
to be in the neighborhood.
**[07:57] Aya**
What do you mean, nothing good comes of it?!
**[08:00] Ginga**
It's bad for the nerves, for one thing.
**[08:03] Ginga**
Lately, I feel like someone's watching me.
**[08:07] Aya**
What are you talking about?
You're probably just paranoid.
**[08:09] Ginga**
C'mon, I'm not some civvie like you.
**[08:11] Aya**
Civvie?!
**[08:13] Ginga**
Someone has me dead-set in their crosshairs.
**[08:16] Tsukasa**
Well, that definitely sounds like trouble.
**[08:19] Ginga**
Yep.
**[08:20] Aya**
What, like a stalker?
**[08:23] Ginga**
That'd be my bet.
**[08:24] Ginga**
It's like someone's watching
me from a distance,
**[08:27] Ginga**
trying to scope out my
weak points or something.
**[08:30] Tsukasa**
I see. Well, that makes it simple.
**[08:34] Tsukasa**
You need to find whoever's behind this,
and really let them have it!
**[08:39] Ginga**
But it could be some cute schoolgirl
who's got a crush on me!
**[08:43] Tsukasa**
What difference does it make?!
**[08:44] Tsukasa**
You never know when a stalker
will turn dangerous.
**[08:48] Tsukasa**
Doesn't matter if she's a schoolgirl! No mercy!
**[08:51] Ginga**
I get it...
**[08:52] Aya**
It could always just be a mix-up, y'know.
**[08:55] Ginga**
What?!
**[08:56] Aya**
I mean, it'd be one thing if they
had their eye on a babe like me,
**[08:59] Aya**
but who'd be crazy enough to
chase after a goon like you?
**[09:04] Ginga**
Who are you calling a goon?!
I happen to be a real sensitive guy!
**[09:07] Aya**
How?! You're like a bad
attitude in a cheap suit!
**[09:10] Ginga**
How dare you?!
**[09:11] Ginga**
Come with me, then! I'll prove
to you someone's after me!
**[09:15] Aya**
Fine! You're probably
just feeling cold stares!
**[09:18] Ginga**
I'll have you know that I inspire
hot-blooded passion everywhere I go!
**[09:18] Tsukasa**
*A rom-com. They're straight out of a rom-com.*
**[09:21] Aya**
Well, I happen to be extremely gorgeous—
**[09:24] Shirogane**
Looking for his weak points?
**[09:26] Nasa**
Exactly. What better way to start than
by learning about the other person?
**[09:30] Shirogane**
I see... In that case, Sensei,
could you come with me later?
**[09:35] Nasa**
Where to?
**[09:36] Shirogane**
A place that he always passes by.
**[09:38] Shirogane**
I'd like you to see what he's like, too.
**[09:42] Aya**
Come on...
**[09:43] Aya**
No one is paying you any attention at all.
**[09:46] Ginga**
Pipe down. We've barely even started.
**[09:48] Aya**
You sure you didn't imagine it?
**[09:50] Ginga**
It ain't that! They're just being
cautious 'cause you're here.
**[09:54] Aya**
I'm not so sure—wait!
**[09:56] Ginga**
Wh-What is it?!
**[09:58] Aya**
A new crêpe cart! I want crêpes!
**[10:02] Ginga**
Why in the hell would
you scream about that?!
**[10:04] Ginga**
I thought something was going down!
**[10:06] Aya**
But it's a new crêpe cart!
**[10:09] Ginga**
Damn, girl, it's just crêpes...
**[10:13] Ginga**
But you're right, we'd better check it out!
**[10:15] Aya**
Right?!
**[10:18] Shirogane**
He always walks this way.
**[10:21] Nasa**
I see.
**[10:22] Shirogane**
I think it's his route home from school.
**[10:25] Shirogane**
So we should probably hide soon!
**[10:28] Nasa**
We should?
**[10:29] Shirogane**
Well, of course!
**[10:31] Shirogane**
I know you're my teacher, but if
he sees me with another man...
**[10:35] Shirogane**
I don't want him getting the wrong idea.
**[10:38] Nasa**
You must really like him
a lot, Shirogane-san.
**[10:42] Nasa**
I can sort of tell how sincere you are.
**[10:47] Nasa**
I really hope you'll be able
to tell him how you feel.
**[10:51] Shirogane**
Here he comes! That's him!
**[11:04] Shirogane**
Wha...
**[11:05] Nasa**
*Ginga-kun and Aya-san?*
**[11:08] Nasa**
* It's probably just a coincidence that*
* they look like they're on a date...*
**[11:11] Nasa**
Wait... Does this mean the person you like is...
**[11:14] Nasa**
Is...
**[11:17] Nasa**
Hey, wait!
**[11:19] Nasa**
Shirogane-san!
**[11:29] Nasa**
Excuse me, Shirogane-san.
**[11:32] Shirogane**
I'm sorry, Sensei... but it makes sense, huh?
**[11:36] Shirogane**
It's obvious someone as nice
as him would have a girlfriend.
**[11:42] Nasa**
No, I'm pretty sure she's
not Ginga-kun's girlfriend.
**[11:46] Shirogane**
Huh?!
**[11:47] Nasa**
Ginga-kun's a relative of mine,
**[11:49] Nasa**
and that girl is a friend of mine, too.
**[11:51] Shirogane**
What?!
**[11:53] Nasa**
So based on what I know,
those two aren't dating.
**[12:00] Shirogane**
Wh-What a relief!
**[12:03] Nasa**
And with that being the case,
you don't need to cry.
**[12:08] Shirogane**
Thank you for telling me.
**[12:10] Shirogane**
But... I know for sure now.
**[12:14] Shirogane**
I really must like him.
**[12:19] Nasa**
In that case, you should go and tell him.
**[12:23] Shirogane**
Right now?
**[12:25] Nasa**
Yeah!
**[12:25] Shirogane**
B-But that's so... I don't know if I'm ready.
**[12:30] Nasa**
You know, Shirogane-san...
**[12:33] Nasa**
The reason we can see the stars in the sky
is because there are limits to the universe.
**[12:37] Shirogane**
Huh?
**[12:38] Nasa**
If the universe was really endless,
**[12:41] Nasa**
filled with an infinite
number of shining stars,
**[12:45] Nasa**
there are people who theorized that
**[12:47] Nasa**
the sky would be bright
around the clock as a result.
**[12:52] Nasa**
But that's not reality.
**[12:55] Nasa**
As you know, the sky turns dark at night,
**[12:58] Nasa**
with space in between all the stars.
**[13:01] Nasa**
That's a sign that the universe
is a limited space, not infinite.
**[13:07] Nasa**
Even space, as massive as it is, has an end...
**[13:10] Nasa**
And as many stars as there seem
to be, their numbers are finite.
**[13:14] Nasa**
The same goes for opportunity.
**[13:17] Nasa**
It may seem like there'll
always be another chance,
**[13:19] Nasa**
but you only get a certain number.
**[13:21] Nasa**
Which is why you can't
afford to doubt yourself.
**[13:24] Shirogane**
I-I understand.
**[13:27] Shirogane**
I'm going to tell him how I feel!
**[13:30] Nasa**
Good!
**[13:31] Shirogane**
Th-That said...
**[13:34] Shirogane**
What kind of place is best for a confession?
**[13:38] Nasa**
Good question.
**[13:40] Nasa**
Maybe a place where you'll have privacy...
**[13:43] Nasa**
Somewhere dark and secluded?
**[13:47] Aya**
So, I'm noticing no one
has come after you at all.
**[13:51] Aya**
This has gotta just be a misunderstanding.
**[13:53] Ginga**
In that case, I'll just have to set a trap.
**[13:58] Aya**
A trap?
**[13:59] Ginga**
Yeah. Over there, for instance.
**[14:01] Ginga**
If I wait by myself in a dark,
secluded space like that,
**[14:04] Ginga**
it might make them think they have a chance.
**[14:06] Aya**
I see. But what if they actually do show up?
**[14:11] Ginga**
Ain't it obvious?
**[14:13] Ginga**
I lay them out the second I see them.
**[14:17] Ginga**
Well, I'm off.
**[14:19] Aya**
Hey!
**[14:24] Shirogane**
Sensei! Look!
**[14:26] Shirogane**
Ginga-kun just went into a dark, secluded
space by himself for some reason!
**[14:29] Shirogane**
Th-This might be my chance!
**[14:32] Nasa**
I think so!
**[14:35] Shirogane**
Okay, then, off I go!
**[14:37] Nasa**
Yeah! Good luck!
**[14:48] Shirogane**
Excuse me!
**[14:51] Shirogane**
I-I...
**[14:53] Shirogane**
I wanted you to know...
**[14:55] Shirogane**
I like—
**[14:57] Shirogane**
...you?
**[15:02] Shirogane**
Huh?
**[15:05] Punk**
How'd you know I was there?
**[15:08] Ginga**
You thought I wouldn't notice when
someone wanted my blood that badly?
**[15:13] Shirogane**
Huh?!
**[15:14] Punk**
Damn it! This ain't over!
**[15:17] Ginga**
Better luck next time, punk.
**[15:20] Ginga**
Sorry about that, miss. You all right?
**[15:25] Shirogane**
Y-Yes...
**[15:26] Ginga**
It can be rough around these parts.
**[15:29] Ginga**
Be careful on your way home.
**[15:36] Shirogane**
W-Wait!
**[15:39] Shirogane**
Um... I...
**[15:41] Shirogane**
I like you!
**[15:53] Ginga**
That right?
**[15:55] Ginga**
Thanks.
**[16:05] Nasa**
* Maybe romance is a little hard*
* for such a manly man to grasp?*
**[16:12] Tsukasa**
So...
**[16:13] Tsukasa**
What happened to them after that?
**[16:16] Nasa**
Nothing at all, really.
**[16:19] Tsukasa**
Being a teacher must be rough.
**[16:25] Nasa**
Okay, I'm heading out.
**[16:27] Tsukasa**
See you later.
**[16:32] Tsukasa**
* Nasa-kun is off to the*
* girls' school again today.*
**[16:36] Tsukasa**
*I realize it's a job,*
**[16:38] Tsukasa**
* and I can understand why the students*
* like him, with how considerate he is.*
**[16:41] Tsukasa**
*I do, but...*
**[16:44] Tsukasa**
*I... might be feeling jealous.*
**[16:50] Tsukasa**
*It's not like I suspect he's cheating on me.*
**[16:54] Tsukasa**
* Nasa-kun is loyal and serious,*
* so I doubt he'd even considerate it.*
**[17:00] Tsukasa**
*And yet... and in spite of that...*
**[17:03] Tsukasa**
*I still have this... uncomfortable feeling!*
**[17:07] Tsukasa**
*No, what am I even talking about?*
**[17:12] Tsukasa**
*Jealousy is born from a lack of trust.*
**[17:17] Tsukasa**
*It's a sign of your own weakness.*
**[17:21] Tsukasa**
*But...*
**[17:25] Tsukasa**
*A girls' school...*
**[17:27] Tsukasa**
* A place where young, cute girls*
* make a silly fuss all the time.*
**[17:32] Tsukasa**
* What am I gonna do if he thinks, "Huh,*
* my wife isn't like that," in comparison?!*
**[17:40] Tsukasa**
Now, now, calm down.
Nasa-kun wouldn't think like that. It's fine.
**[17:44] Tsukasa**
Boo! Boo!
**[17:46] Tsukasa**
How can you be so sure?!
**[17:47] Tsukasa**
Darling's a red-blooded man, y'know!
**[17:50] Tsukasa**
Yeah, tell her! Tell her!
**[17:53] Tsukasa**
It's not a concern.
**[17:56] Tsukasa**
The reason is because my darling...
**[17:58] Tsukasa**
loves me more than anyone else!
**[18:04] Tsukasa**
*Yeah, that's right!*
**[18:06] Tsukasa**
* There's no room for any*
* doubt that he loves me.*
**[18:11] Tsukasa**
*Which means this is just, y'know...*
**[18:18] Tsukasa**
*Just a bit of loneliness, is all.*
**[18:23] Usa**
Is your wife feeling lonely
now that you have this new gig?
**[18:26] Nasa**
Huh?
**[18:27] Usa**
I mean, I can't imagine a newlywed
wife being cool with her husband
**[18:30] Usa**
running off to a girls' school all the time!
**[18:33] Nasa**
Oh, no, I'm not worried about that.
**[18:36] Nasa**
My wife is the last person
I'd associate with jealousy.
**[18:40] Usa**
But, Sensei, it's people like that
who can be surprisingly possessive!
**[18:45] Nasa**
Huh? Really?
**[18:47] Usa**
I mean, yeah!
**[18:49] Usa**
The cooler and quieter
they are most of the time,
**[18:51] Usa**
the more you can never be
sure what they're thinking.
**[18:54] Usa**
Take our princess, for example.
**[18:56] Usa**
Hey, wait, where is Kaguya?
**[18:59] Kurenai**
Kaguya said she wanted to do some thinking
in that bamboo forest of hers and went home.
**[19:05] Usa**
See?! The cool types are
the most unpredictable!
**[19:08] Nasa**
Y-You might be right.
**[19:11] Nasa**
*But... Tsukasa-chan being jealous?*
**[19:14] Nasa**
* If that was true, it'd be so cute,*
* I wouldn't know what to do.*
**[19:23] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[19:34] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[19:35] Nasa**
What are you doing here?
**[19:37] Tsukasa**
W-Well, I was just...
**[19:39] Tsukasa**
I was taking a walk when
I got chased by a stray dog,
**[19:42] Tsukasa**
and then after helping a lost senior citizen,
**[19:44] Tsukasa**
I saw your school and
figured I'd check it out.
**[19:48] Nasa**
I thought you might've gotten
lonely and came to see me.
**[19:52] Tsukasa**
W-W-W-Well, that's obviously not true!
**[19:54] Tsukasa**
It takes more than this to make me feel lonely!
**[19:58] Nasa**
Oh, okay.
**[19:59] Nasa**
I was a bit lonely, though.
**[20:04] Tsukasa**
You were?
**[20:05] Nasa**
Of course.
**[20:07] Nasa**
I always miss you when
we're apart, Tsukasa-chan.
**[20:09] Tsukasa**
Do you wanna walk home together, then?
**[20:11] Nasa**
No, I have to head back for a little bit.
**[20:16] Tsukasa**
Oh. Really?
**[20:18] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, your... face is doing a thing.
**[20:22] Tsukasa**
So, even though your darling
newlywed wife is here,
**[20:27] Tsukasa**
you'd rather go fool around
with those high school girls?
**[20:32] Nasa**
Not at all.
**[20:34] Nasa**
You're the only one I want to
fool around with, Tsukasa-chan.
**[20:40] Usa**
Oh, damn! And when the
school is right over there!
**[20:44] Kurenai**
Newlyweds will flirt anywhere, huh?
**[20:47] Tsukasa**
W-Well, darling, good luck with work!
**[20:50] Nasa**
Th-Thanks, I'll try hard!
**[20:52] Tsukasa**
Good!
**[20:52] Nasa**
Good luck with what you're doing, too!
**[21:01] Tsukasa**
*Feels like I keep spinning my wheels lately.*
**[21:10] Tsukasa**
*Guess I'll head home for now.*
**[21:36] Kaguya**
Has your long journey finally ended?
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Tsukasa**
I had a dream. One about the distant past.
**[23:28] Kaguya**
I keep having the same dream.
One where someone is crying.
**[23:31] Tsukasa**
I thought there would never be an end
to my aimless, wandering journey.
**[23:34] Tsukasa**
But then I met you...
**[23:37] Kaguya**
Has your long journey finally ended?
# E4 - Across A Thousand Nights
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8EM71/across-a-thousand-nights)
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**[00:09] Kaguya**
I heard a voice on that day.
**[00:12] Kaguya**
On a field glistening with moonlight,
as I reached out to the moon...
**[00:16] Kaguya**
I heard you calling my name.
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** 4 Years Ago
**[01:53] Sign**
Otogi Girls' Middle School
Entrance Ceremony
**[01:54] Kurenai**
*What do I do, what do I do?!*
**[01:56] Kurenai**
*I don't get this math at all!*
***SIGN*** Across a Thousand Nights
**[01:58] Kurenai**
* I have to try to figure this*
* out over my lunch break.*
**[02:04] (Flashback) Kurenai**
Wh-Who are...
**[02:05] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Here, here, and here.
**[02:08] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Memorize these with the 30 minutes you have.
**[02:12] (Flashback) Kaguya**
You should manage to pass.
**[02:14] Kurenai**
*The first impression I got was, "She's magic."*
**[02:19] (Flashback) Kurenai**
Did you hack the test answers?
**[02:23] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Hack?
**[02:24] (Flashback) Kurenai**
I mean, how else could you know
exactly what it was gonna be?
**[02:29] (Flashback) Kaguya**
This school has been around
for a hundred years.
**[02:32] (Flashback) Kaguya**
It's easy to figure out if you consider what
would be on a middle school entrance exam
**[02:36] (Flashback) Kaguya**
and then cross-reference past test questions.
**[02:39] (Flashback) Kurenai**
I-Is... that right?
**[02:40] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Hacking would be a waste of effort.
**[02:43] (Flashback) Kurenai**
You're pretty smart, huh?
**[02:45] (Flashback) Kaguya**
I wouldn't say so.
**[02:47] (Flashback) Kaguya**
But there's something I don't know,
and I'm working to understand it.
**[02:53] (Flashback) Kaguya**
I just want to understand the world.
**[02:57] (Flashback) Kurenai**
Hey! What's your name?
**[02:59] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Kaguya.
**[03:01] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Gekko Kaguya.
**[03:04] Kurenai**
* I thought, "This girl must be some kind*
* of magician who can do anything."*
**[03:08] Kurenai**
* Until, after enrolling, we ended*
* up in the same class together.*
**[03:14] (Flashback) Kurenai**
Kaguya...
**[03:15] (Flashback) Kurenai**
What's that?
**[03:16] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Cucumber.
**[03:17] (Flashback) Kurenai**
I get that, but does it
taste good or something?
**[03:21] (Flashback) Kaguya**
I wouldn't say so.
**[03:23] (Flashback) Kaguya**
But I'm just eating it for the calories
and nutrition, so taste isn't a factor.
**[03:28] (Flashback) Jessie**
Uh, no, I'm pretty sure taste is a big factor!
**[03:30] (Flashback) Kurenai**
What about lunch? Do your
parents not make it for you?
**[03:33] (Flashback) Kaguya**
My parents find me unsettling,
so they've been gone for a while now.
**[03:39] (Flashback) Kurenai**
Uh... sorry.
**[03:40] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Why are you apologizing, Hotaru?
**[03:42] (Flashback) Kaguya**
I think it's a smart choice.
**[03:44] (Flashback) Kaguya**
One should avoid things they can't understand.
**[03:49] Kurenai**
*Kaguya was smarter than we could comprehend.*
**[03:53] (Flashback) Kurenai**
Can you fix this?
**[03:54] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Sure.
**[03:55] Kurenai**
*It's like she knew everything.*
**[03:57] Kurenai**
* From explaining schoolwork to fixing*
* just about anything with ease.*
**[04:03] Kurenai**
* She made it look so easy that*
* one time, I had to ask.*
**[04:07] (Flashback) Kurenai**
Do you ever mess up when
doing stuff like that?
**[04:11] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Do you ever mess up the
multiplication tables for five?
**[04:14] (Flashback) Kurenai**
No, not that, at least.
**[04:16] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Same thing.
**[04:19] (Flashback) Kaguya**
I don't make mistakes.
**[04:21] Kurenai**
*Her home life seemed really chaotic.*
**[04:23] Kurenai**
* At first, she lived with her*
* very elderly grandparents,*
**[04:27] Kurenai**
*but at some point, they died.*
**[04:31] (Flashback) Kurenai**
Kaguya!
**[04:32] (Flashback) Kurenai**
Wake up, Kaguya!
**[04:34] Kurenai**
*She seems to not care about going to school,*
**[04:38] Kurenai**
* so I've gotten into the habit*
* of waking her up every morning.*
**[04:41] (Flashback) Kurenai**
You really ought to tidy up this room.
**[04:43] (Flashback) Kaguya**
It is tidy.
**[04:45] (Flashback) Kurenai**
How?
**[04:46] (Flashback) Kaguya**
I know where to find what
I need. Therefore, it's tidy.
**[04:50] (Flashback) Kurenai**
Then where's the remote
for the air conditioner?
**[04:52] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Underneath my copies of the Analects.
**[04:54] (Flashback) Kurenai**
And the ribbon for your uniform?
**[04:56] (Flashback) Kaguya**
On top of the *Three Billy
Goats Gruff* picture book.
**[04:58] (Flashback) Kurenai**
And where exactly is that book?
**[05:01] (Flashback) Kurenai**
I keep telling you,
**[05:02] (Flashback) Kurenai**
you're supposed to heat
up pre-packaged curry!
**[05:05] (Flashback) Kaguya**
It goes onto hot rice. What's the difference?
**[05:08] (Flashback) Kurenai**
There's a big difference!
**[05:10] Kurenai**
*She really did seem helpless at home.*
**[05:12] Kurenai**
*Which is why....*
**[05:14] Kurenai**
*I started thinking of Kaguya as a princess.*
**[05:17] Kurenai**
* She may have certain gifts,*
* but she's also like*
**[05:20] Kurenai**
* one of those rich girls who*
* needs someone to look after her.*
**[05:25] (Flashback) Usa**
You're always wearing that
mask, huh? Allergies?
**[05:30] Kurenai**
*Uh-oh. She seems mad.*
**[05:33] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Earth's atmosphere doesn't suit me. That's all.
**[05:35] (Flashback) Usa**
Wait, so you're an alien?
**[05:40] (Flashback) Kurenai**
What did you write on your career survey?
**[05:43] (Flashback) Kaguya**
It's a waste of time to speculate
on the unpredictable future.
**[05:48] (Flashback) Kurenai**
You know you're just making it harder for
the teachers with comments like that, right?
**[05:52] (Flashback) Kurenai**
W-Well, personally, I... I was hoping
to make a living off of music.
**[05:58] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Oh, you mean like those videos
you post to YouTube in secret?
**[06:02] (Flashback) Kaguya**
I think the channel was called...
**[06:04] (Flashback) Kurenai**
Hey! How do you know about that?!
**[06:05] (Flashback) Kurenai**
I never told anyone!
**[06:07] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Still, it's a good thing.
**[06:11] (Flashback) Kaguya**
I think that's a beautiful dream.
**[06:17] (Flashback) Kaguya**
I don't have anything like that.
**[06:19] (Flashback) Kaguya**
I just want to know.
**[06:21] (Flashback) Kurenai**
Know?
**[06:22] (Flashback) Kurenai**
What is it you want to know?
**[06:25] (Flashback) Kaguya**
You'll get mad, so I'm not saying.
**[06:27] (Flashback) Kurenai**
I won't get mad!
**[06:29] (Flashback) Kaguya**
I keep having this dream...
**[06:31] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Where someone is crying.
**[06:34] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Reaching out to a moon
that's out of reach...
**[06:37] (Flashback) Kaguya**
And I hear a voice calling my name.
**[06:40] (Flashback) Kaguya**
I want... to put them out of their misery.
**[06:56] (Flashback) Kaguya**
Has your long journey finally ended?
**[07:01] Aya**
I really think you should
say "I love you" more.
**[07:05] Tsukasa**
Huh?
**[07:06] Aya**
We're dealing with a love
expression imbalance!
**[07:10] Tsukasa**
There's an imbalance?
**[07:11] Aya**
Yes!
**[07:12] Aya**
I just get this feeling you're
a little dry on that front.
**[07:17] Aya**
You know how Nasa-kun is.
His love is written all over his face!
**[07:21] Aya**
Anyone can tell from one look
how much he likes you.
**[07:27] Aya**
But you don't give off anything
of the sort, Tsukacchan.
**[07:31] Aya**
Be honest, are you sure you're
not spoiled by Nasa-kun's love?!
**[07:37] Tsukasa**
S-Spoiled by... love?
**[07:39] Aya**
Yes, and it's obvious you are!
**[07:43] Aya**
The reason being—
***SIGN*** Tsukasa Love
**[07:44] Nasa**
I love you! I love you! I love you!
**[07:45] Aya**
Nasa-kun is always going around
talking about how much he loves you!
***SIGN*** Tsukasa Love
**[07:50] Aya**
But you think it's okay to just
give him the cold shoulder!
**[07:54] Aya**
That's the love expression
imbalance I was talking about!
**[07:57] Tsukasa**
N-No...
**[07:59] Tsukasa**
But maybe...
**[08:00] Aya**
These kinds of things are hard for
the party involved to realize.
**[08:04] Aya**
But the people around them can notice it!
**[08:07] Aya**
If you really love him, shouldn't you
make the effort to communicate it?
**[08:12] Tsukasa**
F-Fine...
**[08:15] Tsukasa**
*She's got a point.*
**[08:17] Tsukasa**
* I can't remember telling him*
* I love him much lately.*
**[08:21] Tsukasa**
* And like Aya says, Nasa-kun gives me*
* all the love I could ever ask for.*
**[08:27] Tsukasa**
* That might be why I don't often get*
* the chance to say so on my end.*
**[08:31] Tsukasa**
* But that said, just going up to*
* him and saying it is... kinda...*
**[08:35] Tsukasa**
*Extremely embarrassing!*
**[08:37] Tsukasa**
* Still, I realize it'd be*
* better if I could tell him.*
**[08:43] Tsukasa**
S-Say, darling...
**[08:47] Nasa**
What is it?
**[08:48] Tsukasa**
Well, it's just...
**[08:50] Tsukasa**
*Why do I still get embarrassed about this?!*
**[08:52] Tsukasa**
* All I'm doing is telling him*
* something I feel every day!*
**[08:55] Tsukasa**
* I need to stop blushing and just*
* tell Nasa-kun how much I love him!*
**[09:00] Tsukasa**
S-So... darling, do you...
**[09:05] Tsukasa**
*That's not right!*
**[09:06] Tsukasa**
*That's not the way to go about this!*
**[09:08] Tsukasa**
* It's not about him loving me!*
* I'm supposed to tell him I love him!*
**[09:19] Tsukasa**
Wh-What do you love about me?
**[09:24] Nasa**
Lots of things. How much do you need?
**[09:26] Tsukasa**
There's... that much?
**[09:28] Nasa**
Oh, definitely.
**[09:29] Tsukasa**
Well... let's start with one thing.
**[09:32] Nasa**
Okay. For starters,
**[09:34] Nasa**
you smell really nice.
**[09:35] Tsukasa**
Huh? What do you mean by that?
**[09:38] Nasa**
Really? You can't tell?
**[09:40] Nasa**
You have this sweet, gentle smell.
**[09:44] Nasa**
And I don't mean in the physical sense.
**[09:47] Nasa**
It's more about... your aura, maybe?
**[09:50] Nasa**
Which is why I like to think
of it as the scent of love.
**[09:54] Tsukasa**
Darling... for a guy as smart as you are,
you say some dumb things sometimes.
**[09:59] Nasa**
Huh?! What do you mean?
**[10:01] Tsukasa**
What else?
**[10:02] Nasa**
What else?
**[10:04] Nasa**
Let's see...
**[10:05] Nasa**
There's a lot, but...
**[10:08] Nasa**
I like how you're serious and logical,
**[10:10] Nasa**
and how, when I hug you,
you look a little anxious.
**[10:15] Tsukasa**
Wh-What else?
**[10:17] Nasa**
Let me think...
**[10:18] Nasa**
The way you can use these
delicate, beautiful fingers
**[10:21] Nasa**
to do just about anything,
like cook amazing food.
**[10:28] Nasa**
You also have such soft lips, and your
cheeks turn red when you're embarrassed.
**[10:32] Tsukasa**
I see...
**[10:34] Tsukasa**
You really must love me, darling.
**[10:37] Nasa**
Yep.
**[10:43] Aya**
So? Did you tell Nasa-kun that you love him?
**[10:46] Tsukasa**
Eh?
**[10:47] Aya**
Don't "eh" at me.
**[10:48] Aya**
Did you? Did you not? Which is it?
**[10:52] Aya**
Why won't you look me in the eye?
**[10:54] Tsukasa**
Aya...
**[10:55] Tsukasa**
You don't understand marriage.
**[10:58] Aya**
Excuse me?
**[10:59] Tsukasa**
Listen.
**[10:59] Tsukasa**
When you're married...
**[11:02] Tsukasa**
You can read each other's minds!
***SIGN*** Mind Reading
**[11:03] Aya**
Huh?
**[11:04] Tsukasa**
Y'know how they say people
can be in perfect sync?
**[11:06] Tsukasa**
When you're married, you can communicate
important stuff without saying it out loud.
**[11:10] Tsukasa**
So we're all good! No problems here.
**[11:14] Aya**
I see. Well, okay, then.
**[11:16] Aya**
She says all that, but what
do you think, ladies?
**[11:19] Kurenai**
Good question.
**[11:20] Jessie**
She has a serious problem.
**[11:22] Tsukasa**
Hey!
**[11:24] Myako**
If it's too embarrassing to say, then wouldn't
expressing it via action be the best way?
**[11:29] Aya**
Meaning?
**[11:30] Myako**
I'm saying...
**[11:32] Myako**
You could seduce him with
some sexy underwear.
**[11:36] Myako**
Stimulation is supposed to be good
for getting out of a marriage rut.
**[11:40] Aya**
I see.
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
I don't!
**[11:42] Tsukasa**
And we're not in a rut!
**[11:44] Tsukasa**
This is an issue between us as a couple!
**[11:46] Tsukasa**
No more commentary from the peanut gallery!
**[11:48] Tsukasa**
This is a bathhouse, so go bathe and get out!
**[11:56] Tsukasa**
Honestly...
**[11:57] Tsukasa**
They're such a handful.
**[11:59] Tsukasa**
*That said...*
**[12:00] Tsukasa**
* They're right that I haven't*
* told him I love him lately.*
**[12:04] (Flashback) Myako**
If it's too embarrassing to say, then wouldn't
expressing it via action be the best way?
**[12:08] Myako**
* Wouldn't expressing it via*
* action be the best way?*
**[12:10] Myako**
*Via action? Via action? Via action?*
**[12:14] Tsukasa**
*Action, huh?*
**[12:17] Nasa**
All right, let's head to bed.
**[12:19] Tsukasa**
Uh... just a second, darling.
**[12:21] Nasa**
Huh?
**[12:25] Nasa**
*Did I do something wrong?*
**[12:28] tsukasa**
Darling, could you sit down?
**[12:31] Nasa**
O-Oh, okay.
**[12:34] Nasa**
Wh-What can I do for you?
**[12:36] Tsukasa**
Now close your eyes for a second.
**[12:38] Nasa**
O-Okay.
**[12:46] Nasa**
D-Did I just... get a... k-ki—
**[12:48] Tsukasa**
Whoa, hang on, darling!
**[12:53] Tsukasa**
I have... something very
important to tell you.
**[12:57] Nasa**
S-Something important?
**[12:59] Tsukasa**
That's right.
**[13:00] Tsukasa**
It's very important, so I want
you to listen very closely.
**[13:06] Tsukasa**
Uh, but could you close your eyes again?
**[13:09] Nasa**
O-Okay!
**[13:10] Tsukasa**
Now, then, about this very important thing...
**[13:14] Tsukasa**
Your wife, right now...
**[13:17] Tsukasa**
is wearing some especially cute underwear.
**[13:29] Tsukasa**
Now, let's sleep, darling!
**[13:38] Nasa**
*What was that?! What did she mean?!*
**[13:41] Nasa**
*Does she want me to look and see for myself?!*
**[13:45] Tsukasa**
*Why did I say that?!*
**[13:47] Tsukasa**
* And wasn't that the perfect timing*
* to just tell him I loved him?!*
**[13:54] Kaname**
You've got some real schoolgirl
problems lately, I hear.
**[13:59] Tsukasa**
Huh?
**[13:59] Kaname**
I mean, this is basically
a love confession, right?
**[14:02] Kaname**
You wanna tell your darling
husband you love him.
**[14:06] Tsukasa**
N-N-N-N-Not really!
**[14:08] Tsukasa**
And I'm not worried!
**[14:10] Tsukasa**
I-I-I-It's just about timing,
and I'm totally not embarrassed.
**[14:15] Kaname**
You do realize that when you start thinking
about a confession, you've already lost, right?
**[14:19] Tsukasa**
What?
**[14:20] Kaname**
For example, let's take Kazumiya-kun here.
**[14:24] Kazumiya**
H-Hi there.
**[14:26] Tsukasa**
Wait, who?!
**[14:27] Kaname**
This is my classmate, Kazumiya-kun.
**[14:29] Kaname**
He just happens to have come by today.
**[14:31] Kazumiya**
Kaname-chan said I should
try out the baths here.
**[14:36] Kaname**
So let's demonstrate with Kazumiya-kun.
**[14:41] Kaname**
I love you.
**[14:45] Kaname**
You just need to come
out and say it, like that.
**[14:47] Tsukasa**
Wh-Whoa now, Kaname.
**[14:49] Tsukasa**
That's a little...
**[14:51] Kaname**
Well, I guess being too direct
might be a little embarrassing.
**[14:55] Tsukasa**
Not what I was talking about.
**[14:57] Kaname**
Then how about this instead?
**[15:00] Kaname**
Kazumiya-kun!
**[15:01] Kazumiya**
Y-Yes?
**[15:05] Kaname**
Take me...
**[15:09] Kaname**
See? All too easy.
**[15:11] Tsukasa**
That's one way to describe it.
**[15:13] Kaname**
Honesty's the best policy!
**[15:16] Kaname**
Coupons for some free Hagen.
**[15:19] Kaname**
You two can share some ice cream,
and then your feelings.
**[15:23] Tsukasa**
Th-Thanks...
**[15:27] Nasa**
I'll have to remember to
thank Kaname-chan later.
**[15:29] Tsukasa**
G-Good idea...
**[15:31] Nasa**
What kind are you gonna get?
**[15:34] Tsukasa**
I think...
**[15:37] Tsukasa**
Darling, here's a quiz for you.
**[15:40] Tsukasa**
What flavor of Hagen is
your adorable wife craving?
**[15:45] Nasa**
L-Let's see...
**[15:46] Tsukasa**
Okay, you have five seconds.
**[15:48] Tsukasa**
Four, three, two...
**[15:51] Nasa**
Rum raisin!
**[15:52] Tsukasa**
Correct!
**[15:53] Tsukasa**
Very impressive, darling. How'd you know?
**[15:56] Nasa**
Well, I mean, because
I love you, Tsukasa-chan!
**[16:03] Nasa**
I know all about my beloved wife!
**[16:07] Tsukasa**
That seems like cheating.
**[16:09] Nasa**
Huh?!
**[16:10] Nasa**
Wait, how is that cheating, Tsukasa-chan?
**[16:12] Tsukasa**
Hmph!
**[16:20] Nasa**
Now, here's a question.
What flavor did I get?
**[16:24] Tsukasa**
Strawberry.
**[16:25] Nasa**
Huh? Did you see me buy it?
**[16:27] Tsukasa**
I didn't need to.
**[16:29] Tsukasa**
You always tend to go with the staples,
**[16:32] Tsukasa**
so I figured it'd be either
vanilla or strawberry.
**[16:35] Nasa**
I-I guess so.
**[16:37] Nasa**
But I'm glad you know me
so well, Tsukasa-chan.
**[16:41] Tsukasa**
Well, y'know...
**[16:43] Tsukasa**
*Wait, could this be... my chance to confess?!*
**[16:47] Tsukasa**
* That's it! I can go with the flow*
* and say it just like Nasa-kun did!*
**[16:52] Tsukasa**
That's right! Because I—
**[16:55] Nasa**
Why don't we eat these
over on that park bench?
**[16:58] Tsukasa**
*Oh, come on! Read the room, would you?!*
**[17:02] Nasa**
Want half of my strawberry?
**[17:04] Tsukasa**
Okay. You can have half
of my rum raisin, then.
**[17:07] Nasa**
Being able to share like this
is a good part of being married.
**[17:11] Tsukasa**
I agree.
**[17:13] Nasa**
Huh?
**[17:14] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you've got ice cream on you.
**[17:18] Tsukasa**
W-Wait... darling?!
**[17:21] Nasa**
I was worried your lips might be cold.
**[17:25] Tsukasa**
Enough!
**[17:26] Tsukasa**
Look this way, darling!
**[17:38] Tsukasa**
I love you, dummy.
**[17:42] Nasa**
Ts-Tsukasa-chan?!
**[17:44] Tsukasa**
*I... I went overboard!*
**[17:47] Tsukasa**
* I do it so rarely, I didn't know how much*
* to hold back, and went way overboard!*
**[17:51] Tsukasa**
* That was way too much kissing,*
* and why would I say, "I love you, dummy"?!*
**[17:56] Tsukasa**
*I mean, how embarrassing is that?!*
**[17:58] Tsukasa**
* Darling's bound to be*
* reeling and weirded out.*
**[18:02] Tsukasa**
*Th-This...*
**[18:04] Tsukasa**
*I'm too embarrassed to even look at him!*
**[18:06] Nasa**
*What was that... assault of cuteness?!*
**[18:09] Nasa**
* I wanna marry her right now!*
* Even if we already are!*
**[18:12] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, look this way.
**[18:14] Tsukasa**
No... I can't!
**[18:15] Tsukasa**
I'm too embarrassed to even look at you now.
**[18:19] Nasa**
Ts-Tsukasa-chan...
**[18:20] Tsukasa**
N-No!
**[18:22] Tsukasa**
My face... is kind of weird right now.
**[18:25] Nasa**
N-No, it's not! I want to see how it looks.
**[18:29] Tsukasa**
B-But I'm embarrassed...
**[18:38] Tsukasa**
S-See?
**[18:39] Tsukasa**
I told you I looked weird!
**[18:41] Nasa**
That's not true at all.
**[18:43] Nasa**
You're always cute, Tsukasa-chan.
**[18:46] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[18:49] Nasa**
And I'm thrilled that you said you loved me.
**[18:53] Nasa**
Because I love you, too, Tsukasa-chan.
**[18:58] Tsukasa**
Yeah...
**[19:04] Nasa**
* I had a dream. A dream about*
* a long, long time ago.*
**[19:09] Nasa**
*It was a nostalgic, painful, and sad dream.*
**[19:13] Nasa**
*This is a dream—it has to be.*
**[19:16] Nasa**
* A dream of a distant past*
* that will never return.*
**[19:26] Nasa**
*The second my eyes opened, I understood.*
**[19:28] Nasa**
*Yeah... this is a dream.*
**[19:31] Nasa**
*I think they call these lucid dreams?*
**[19:33] Nasa**
* When you're dreaming,*
* but you're aware of that fact.*
**[19:36] Nasa**
* They're supposed to be rare,*
* so if I'm having one, I want to enjoy it!*
**[19:40] Nasa**
* I always thought dreams were arranged*
* from your past memories, though.*
**[19:44] Nasa**
*So what's with these surroundings?*
**[19:46] Nasa**
* Is this old-timey Japan? But it seems*
* even older than the Sengoku period.*
**[19:51] Nasa**
*Based on the look of the buildings,*
**[19:53] Nasa**
* it's probably around the*
* Asuka or Nara period—*
**[19:55] Traveller**
Good morning, Lord Emperor.
**[19:57] Nasa**
Huh? Uh, good morning.
**[20:01] Nasa**
*Lord Emperor?*
**[20:02] Nasa**
*Where are these memories coming from?*
**[20:06] Nasa**
*A five-story pagoda?*
**[20:08] Nasa**
*Then... is this Horyuji Temple?*
**[20:11] Nasa**
* Oh, I get it. It's probably*
* inspired by our trip to Nara.*
**[20:16] Nasa**
Since it was our first trip together,
it probably made a strong impression.
**[20:22] Nasa**
Huh?
**[20:23] Nasa**
But this pagoda...
**[20:25] Nasa**
It looks really clean... almost new.
**[20:31] Nasa**
*It's Tsukasa-chan!*
**[20:32] Nasa**
*Even in a dream, she's so cute!*
**[20:35] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[20:37] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, what are you doing?
**[20:39] Tsukasa**
Tsukasa... chan?
**[20:40] Nasa**
Wh-What's wrong?
**[20:42] Tsukasa**
I mean, it's fine.
**[20:44] Tsukasa**
I just have a headache from planning
my overseas trip with my sister.
**[20:50] Tsukasa**
And I was impressed by how you
don't seem to be too worried about it.
**[20:53] Nasa**
S-Sorry...
**[20:55] Tsukasa**
It's fine.
**[20:56] Tsukasa**
You might be easygoing, but I'll be
sure to deliver the papers anyway.
**[21:01] Tsukasa**
That's what you want, right?
**[21:03] Tsukasa**
I won't let your dream go unfulfilled.
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
You've done too much for me.
I'm really grateful. Thank you.
**[21:13] Nasa**
Aw, come on, you're making it sound
like this is goodbye forever.
**[21:16] Tsukasa**
It might actually be that.
**[21:19] Tsukasa**
It's a long trip to the continent...
**[21:21] Tsukasa**
On the other side of a vast sea.
**[21:24] Tsukasa**
But I bet it's still closer than the moon.
**[21:28] Tsukasa**
So, like you said, my journey
is going to continue.
**[21:32] Tsukasa**
If anything...
**[21:33] Tsukasa**
I bet it's just beginning.
**[21:47] Nasa**
*I had a dream.*
**[21:49] Nasa**
*A dream about a long, long time ago.*
**[21:52] Nasa**
*In the distant past...*
**[21:53] Nasa**
*Of someone who burned with dreams,*
**[21:55] Nasa**
* and whose life scattered like*
* flower petals, unfulfilled.*
**[21:57] Nasa**
H-Huh? Why am I crying?
**[22:10] Tsukasa**
*I never thought the end would come.*
**[22:14] Tsukasa**
*I expected an ever-growing list of regrets*
**[22:17] Tsukasa**
*as I wandered, lost forever.*
**[22:20] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[22:24] Tsukasa**
Hey, good morning, darling.
**[22:26] Tsukasa**
You're up early today.
**[22:30] Tsukasa**
Wh-What's wrong?
**[22:32] Kaname**
Senpai, are you crying?
**[22:35] Nasa**
Well... it's just...
**[22:45] Tsukasa**
*I had a dream.*
**[22:48] Tsukasa**
*Just this morning. An old, familiar dream.*
**[22:52] Tsukasa**
* A dream from a long, long time ago*
* that I thought would never end.*
**[22:57] Tsukasa**
*Memories of a long journey, now concluded.*
**[23:07] Tsukasa**
You okay, darling?
**[23:10] Nasa**
Uh, well... I had a scary dream.
**[23:13] Tsukasa**
How cute can you be?!
**[23:23] Tsukasa**
Whoa... Nasa-kun?
**[23:29] Nasa**
*This is a continuation of
*The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter*.*
**[23:32] Nasa**
* About how Princess Kaguya was recovered*
* from the moon and happily married.*
**[23:37] Nasa**
*The story of a married couple.*