TONIKAWA: Over The Moon For You

Nasa Yuzaki falls in love at first sight after an encounter with the mysterious Tsukasa. When Nasa earnestly confesses his feelings, she replies, "I'll date you, but only if we're married." Nasa and Tsukasa's cute and precious newlywed life of love is about to begin!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Marriage

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[00:17] Nasa
    It's like my life is being
    sucked up by this snow.
[00:22] Nasa
    Am I going to die?
[00:25] Nasa
    My entire body feels like it's on fire.
[00:27] Nasa
    I didn't realize dying would hurt this much.
[00:32] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    You'll be okay.
[00:35] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    It takes more than this to kill someone.
[00:38] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Besides, you're not ready to die yet, right?
[00:42] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    So... hang in there.
[00:47] Nasa
    I heard a kind voice as my consciousness
    started to slip away...
[00:52] Nasa
    It was the first time my wife ever spoke to me.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
[02:27] Nasa
    Let's say you get married
SIGN    Nasa-kun
    stands up!
SIGN    Thank you for
    being born!
SIGN    Happy birthday!
SIGN    First Bath
[02:29] Nasa
    and end up having kids.
[02:31] Nasa
    Let me offer one piece of advice:
[02:36] (Flashback) Dad
    He's full of energy!
[02:38] (Flashback) Mom
    What should we name him?
[02:40] Dad
    Good question. I want him to be big,
    like the universe itself!
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Marriage
[02:43] Dad
    Let's call him Nasa,
    with the kanji for "starry sky"!
[02:46] Nasa
    Please, give your kid a normal name!
SIGN    Yuzaki Nasa
SIGN    Usakame Kindergarden
[02:50] Nasa
    By the time I was in kindergarten...
[02:52] (Flashback) Teacher
    Let's see, your name is...
SIGN    Admission Form
[02:55] (Flashback) Teacher
    Yuzaki...
[02:57] (Flashback) Teacher
    Nasa, huh?
[03:00] Nasa
    Whenever an adult saw what my
    name was, they'd chuckle a bit.
[03:05] (Flashback) Girl
    Hey, hey! Are you gonna
    be an astronaut, Nasa-kun?
[03:10] (Flashback) Nasa
    I don't think so, why?
[03:13] (Flashback) Girl
    Then why's your name Nasa? That's weird!
[03:17] Nasa
    At the time, I didn't realize
[03:18] ---
    NASA was also the American National
    Aeronautics and Space Administration.
[03:23] Girl
    Everyone knows about NASA!
[03:23] Nasa
    But I did realize that people
    were making fun of me...
[03:27] Nasa
    And I really hated that.
[03:30] Nasa
    So I wanted to become someone
    people would respect.
[03:34] Nasa
    So that anyone who heard my name,
SIGN    Success
[03:36] ---
    no matter where in the world they were from,
[03:38] Nasa
    they'd think, "Wow, he's even better than NASA!"
[03:43] Nasa
    There's something inside me that lets me
    push myself to the limit, once I get motivated.
[03:48] Nasa
    Because of that, by the time I was
    in my third year of middle school...
[03:51] (Flashback) ---
    What?!
[03:52] (Flashback) Yanagi
    Tsukuba University's affiliated high school?!
[03:54] (Flashback) Yanagi
    B-But, Yuzaki-kun, that school's famous for
    only wanting people who score in the top 30%!
[03:59] (Flashback) Nasa
    Right.
[04:00] (Flashback) Nasa
    But...
[04:01] (Flashback) Nasa
    I think I can get in!
[04:04] Nasa
    Look how ready I am!
[04:05] (Flashback) Yanagi
    Well, with your grades,
[04:08] (Flashback) ---
    you probably could get an A-rating
    from the big public schools...
[04:11] (Flashback) Yanagi
    But do you have a backup school?
[04:13] (Flashback) Yanagi
    There's a risk of wasting money, not to
     mention recommendation being—
[04:15] (Flashback) Nasa
    Sensei...
[04:17] (Flashback) Nasa
    I don't need a backup school.
[04:20] (Flashback) Nasa
    Because I'm getting into my top choice!
[04:22] (Flashback) ---
    My name is Yuzaki Nasa!
[04:24] (Flashback) ---
    And I'll reach the speed
    of light before NASA does!
[04:27] (Flashback) Yanagi
    I guess grades and common
    sense aren't synonymous.
[04:30] (Flashback) Yanagi
    But... wait! On the off-chance you fail,
[04:32] (Flashback) ---
    you'll end up losing a whole year!
[04:34] (Flashback) Nasa
    There is no off-chance.
[04:36] (Flashback) Nasa
    Because I'm going to reach
    the speed of light—
[04:37] Yanagi
    You know what, never mind!
[04:41] (Flashback) Yanagi
    Look, there's still time before entrance exams.
[04:43] (Flashback) Yanagi
    Take some time and discuss what
    you're going to do with your parents.
[04:47] (Flashback) Nasa
    I don't intend to turn to my
    parents for advice. It's my life.
[04:51] (Flashback) Yanagi
    Well, you never know what
    fate has in store for you.
[04:55] (Flashback) Yanagi
    If you let your guard down,
    it could cost you everything.
[04:59] (Flashback) Nasa
    No matter what fate has in store for me...
[05:02] (Flashback) Nasa
    I know I'll be able to manage!
[05:08] Nasa
    And I genuinely believed that.
[05:10] Nasa
    After reinventing myself through sheer effort,
[05:12] ---
    I was sure that I could deal with
    anything fate had in store for me.
SIGN    February 2018 National Middle School Trial Exam Results Sheet Name: Yuzaki Nasa School Year: 3rd National Ranking: 1st Collective Score Across Five Subjects: 498/500
[05:16] Nasa
    But then...
[05:17] (Flashback) Nasa
    First place again! At this rate,
    the entrance exam will be no problem.
[05:25] Nasa
    I let my guard down...
[05:27] Nasa
    and stumbled across the fate that awaited me.
[05:31] Nasa
    I didn't have words for it.
[05:32] Nasa
    She was just really cute!
[05:38] Nasa
    What school does she go to?
[05:40] Nasa
    Is she the same age as me?
    Wait, younger, maybe?
[05:44] Nasa
    No, it doesn't matter!
[05:47] Nasa
    I think talking to this girl right now is what...
[05:50] (Flashback) Nasa
    E-Excuse me!
[05:51] Nasa
    ...I was born to do!
[05:53] (Flashback) Nasa
    Would you—
[06:02] Nasa
    I let my guard down...
    and it cost me everything.
[06:06] Nasa
    I never thought I would die like this.
[06:10] Nasa
    I didn't even get to learn her name...
[06:14] Nasa
    I don't want to die! I don't want
    to die! I don't want to die!
[06:17] Nasa
    If I die like this, what was the point
    of being born in the first place?!
[06:22] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    You'll be okay.
[06:24] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    It takes more than this to kill someone.
[06:29] Nasa
    It's her...
[06:31] Nasa
    Blood? Why is she bleeding?
[06:33] (Flashback) Driver
    A-A-A-Are you okay?!
[06:37] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Yeah, I am.
[06:39] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    But could you get him to a hospital?
[06:42] (Flashback) Driver
    Whoa, wait! I know he's in bad shape,
[06:44] (Flashback) Driver
    but didn't you take the brunt of the
    the hit when you got in front of him?!
[06:52] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    You really shouldn't try to talk.
[06:54] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    You might not be dying,
    but you're hurt pretty bad.
[06:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    No thanks necessary.
[06:58] (Flashback) ---
    Get some rest, and when you wake up,
     forget you ever saw me.
[07:04] Nasa
    As I saw her heading toward
    the moon while leaving...
[07:08] Nasa
    It was as if she was Princess Kaguya.
[07:13] Nasa
    My consciousness left me...
[07:16] Nasa
    And so did you.
[07:19] Nasa
    "The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter" is the story
    of a couple who didn't get to be together.
[07:24] Nasa
    Princess Kaguya returned to the moon,
[07:26] ---
    and nobody, not her adopted father
    nor the emperor, could stop her.
SIGN    Do you really want...
SIGN    Do you really want...
SIGN    to just sleep like this?
SIGN    You never even
     got her name.
SIGN    If you let her go now,
SIGN    you may never see her again—
SIGN    you may never see her again—
SIGN    Miracles don't
     happen twice.
[07:39] (Flashback) Driver
    Right! We're over by the place, at the thing!
[07:41] (Flashback) Driver
    Yes, please! Send an ambulance as fast as—
[07:43] (Flashback) Nasa
    Don't worry about me!
[07:49] (Flashback) Driver
    Are you okay?!
[07:50] (Flashback) Nasa
    Did you see where that girl went?
[07:53] (Flashback) Driver
    Look, you really should lie down!
[07:55] (Flashback) Nasa
    Now is not the time!
[07:58] (Flashback) Driver
    I'm pretty sure this is exactly the time...
[08:01] (Flashback) Nasa
    I understand why you would want
    me to go to the hospital.
[08:04] (Flashback) Nasa
    I'd feel the same way if I ran someone over!
[08:07] (Flashback) Nasa
    Because they could die!
[08:09] (Flashback) Driver
    If you understand all that,
     why are you doing this?
[08:11] (Flashback) Nasa
    Because...
[08:13] (Flashback) Nasa
    She's just really cute!
[08:15] (Flashback) Driver
    I don't understand what he's trying to say,
[08:17] (Flashback) ---
    but I can tell he really means it!
[08:19] (Flashback) Nasa
    That being the case, goodbye, mister!
[08:24] (Flashback) Driver
    Wait!
[08:36] Nasa
    I don't know if I'll be able to find her,
    but if this is fate, then...
[08:41] Nasa
    I know—
[08:44] Nasa
    There she is!
[08:48] (Flashback) Nasa
    Excuse me...
[08:51] (Flashback) Nasa
    Thank you for before. I survived, thanks to you!
[08:55] (Flashback) Nasa
    My name is Yuzaki Nasa!
[08:57] (Flashback) ---
    Written with the characters for
    "starry sky," but pronounced "Nasa"!
[09:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Well, this is impressive.
[09:03] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    You're able to move with those injuries?
[09:05] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    I mentioned this before,
    but you're pretty badly hurt.
[09:08] (Flashback) Nasa
    I just had to thank you!
[09:14] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    All right, take that wet
    coat off and have a seat.
[09:19] (Flashback) Nasa
    You don't mind?!
[09:20] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    What I do mind is you being covered in blood.
[09:23] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    After I went to the trouble of saving you...
[09:25] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    You've only got one life,
    so take better care of it, okay?
[09:28] Nasa
    Is this the smell of her shampoo?
[09:31] Nasa
    Do girls really smell this good?
[09:38] (Flashback) Nasa
    W-W-W-Wait—
[09:42] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    You've lost a lot of blood.
    You need to stay warm.
[09:46] Nasa
    The warmth from her coat and
    this intensely sweet aroma...
[09:51] Nasa
    It's enough to knock me out!
[09:54] Nasa
    And...
[09:55] Nasa
    This girl is just seriously, really cute!
[10:02] (Flashback) Nasa
    You're not cold?
[10:04] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Of course I am. It's snowing outside.
[10:07] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    But I think I should call for help.
[10:10] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    You could actually die at this rate.
[10:14] (Flashback) Nasa
    I'm fi—
[10:16] (Flashback) Nasa
    Huh... wha?
[10:18] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Both of your legs are broken, you know.
[10:21] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    And the adrenaline from the
    accident is about to wear off.
[10:26] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Pretty soon, you'll find it
    hard to stay conscious.
[10:29] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    If you care about staying alive,
     just wait right there.
[10:32] (Flashback) ---
    I'll call an ambulance.
[10:35] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Goodbye, now.
[10:37] (Flashback) ---
    Look after yourself.
[10:44] Nasa
    My whole body's burning.
[10:48] Nasa
    My consciousness is fading...
[10:50] Nasa
    But...
[10:54] (Flashback) Nasa
    Wait!
[11:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    A-Are you crazy?! You could seriously die!
[11:05] (Flashback) Nasa
    You looked just like Princess Kaguya before!
[11:10] (Flashback) Nasa
    When the people from the moon came for her,
[11:12] (Flashback) ---
    neither the old man nor the
    emperor fought for Kaguya,
[11:14] (Flashback) ---
    even though they cared about her!
[11:18] (Flashback) Nasa
    But... if you know you'll
    never see someone again,
[11:22] (Flashback) Nasa
    you should fight for them,
    chase after them, and try to get them back!
[11:26] (Flashback) Nasa
    Even if it means dying!
    If you really love them...
[11:34] (Flashback) Nasa
    And I...
[11:36] (Flashback) Nasa
    love you.
[11:40] (Flashback) Nasa
    I just met you, and I don't
    even know your name yet,
[11:45] (Flashback) Nasa
    but all the same, would you go out with me?
[11:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Fair enough.
[12:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    We can be together... if you'll marry me.
[12:08] (Flashback) Nasa
    Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
[12:10] Nasa
    The way I answered instantly in that moment
[12:13] ---
    is something I will always be proud of.
[12:17] Nasa
    And after giving my answer... I passed out.
[12:22] Nasa
    When I woke up, the cherry
    blossoms were starting to fall.
[12:27] Nasa
    I was told that if she hadn't protected me,
[12:30] ---
    I probably would've died instantly.
[12:34] Nasa
    In the end, she was gone before
    I could even learn her name.
[12:38] (Flashback) Nasa
    Would you go out with me?
[12:42] Nasa
    Based on what's happened,
    should I consider myself rejected?
[12:46] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    We can be together... if you'll marry me.
[12:50] Nasa
    Looking back now, maybe that response
    was her way of turning me down.
[12:58] Nasa
    My days after waking up were
    filled with studying and rehab.
[13:01] Nasa
    I missed my chance to take the exams
    and ended up losing that year...
[13:06] Nasa
    So I took them in the following year.
[13:08] Nasa
    I had a top score,
[13:10] ---
    but just didn't feel like going to
    high school and declined the offers I got.
[13:13] Nasa
    I put my talents to use working a service job
[13:16] ---
    in the hopes of meeting her again,
[13:18] Nasa
    but the day never came.
[13:21] Nasa
    I knew my parents would get
    anxious if I worked too much,
[13:25] ---
    so I rented a small apartment,
    where I lived alone.
[13:28] Nasa
    And I turned 18...
[13:32] Nasa
    It's amazing how much money you can
    earn if you lose yourself in the work.
SIGN    Household Finances
SIGN    Total Assets
SIGN    Monthly Income & Expenditures
SIGN    Bank Account
SIGN    Credit Card
[13:37] (Flashback) Nasa
    But it's not money that I want.
[13:43] Nasa
    I just wish I could see her again.
[13:48] (Flashback) Nasa
    Yes, how can I help—
[13:52] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Hey. We meet again.
[13:56] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Right, I forgot to mention this,
     but my name is Tsukasa.
[14:02] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Is it all right if I come in?
[14:05] (Flashback) ---
    We've got something important to discuss.
[14:08] Nasa
    This picks up where
    "The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter" left off.
[14:12] Nasa
    After getting Princess
    Kaguya back from the moon,
[14:14] ---
    we'll live happily ever after.
[14:17] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Come on now, darling.
[14:19] Nasa
    The story of a married couple!
SIGN    Yuzaki
[14:25] Nasa
    I can't deny that I have questions.
[14:28] Nasa
    Even if I've been thinking
    of her all this time...
[14:30] Tsukasa
    Pardon me.
[14:32] Nasa
    The fact of the matter is,
    we're almost total strangers.
[14:36] Nasa
    And yet, when she came into my
    home, my thoughts were on...
[14:41] Nasa
    Oh, crap! I've never had a girl over before!
[14:47] Nasa
    Sorry it's not much.
[14:48] Tsukasa
    Don't worry. And thank you.
[14:52] Nasa
    But man, this girl is seriously cute!
[14:57] Nasa
    The whole place smells a bit better
    just from her being in here!
[15:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    My name is Tsukasa.
[15:04] Nasa
    So this is Tsukasa-chan...
[15:06] Nasa
    I do have questions, but still,
    Tsukasa-chan is so cute!
[15:12] Tsukasa
    Not going to sit down?
[15:13] Nasa
    S-Sorry!
[15:16] Nasa
    So what did you want to discuss?
[15:23] Nasa
    What's this?
[15:25] Tsukasa
    Our marriage registration.
[15:29] Nasa
    M-M-M-Marriage registration?!
[15:31] Tsukasa
    Wh... What are you so shocked about?
[15:35] Nasa
    I-I mean...
[15:37] Tsukasa
    Didn't we have an agreement?
[15:39] Tsukasa
    I said I would be with you if you married me,
[15:41] Tsukasa
    and you said yes right away.
[15:43] Nasa
    Okay, that's technically true, but...
[15:46] Nasa
    M-M-Marri-ri—
[15:49] Tsukasa
    Well, never mind, then—
[15:50] Nasa
    H-Hang on!
[15:52] Nasa
    I'm shocked, yeah, but I never
     said I wouldn't do it!
[15:55] Nasa
    I still love you, and I want to be together!
    None of that has changed!
[15:59] Nasa
    So... if a marriage registration is what
    it takes, or anything else for that matter,
[16:04] Nasa
    I'll sign!
[16:07] Tsukasa
    Uh, I see.
[16:10] Nasa
    I'm only now realizing I shouted about how
    I loved her in the heat of the moment.
SIGN    Marriage Registration
SIGN    Wife to Be
SIGN    Tsuku
SIGN    yomi
SIGN    Tsukasa
SIGN    Birthdate
SIGN    3rd
SIGN    April
SIGN    16 Years Old
SIGN    Tokyo Shibuya Ward 7-7
[16:16] Nasa
    S-So this is a marriage registration...
[16:19] Nasa
    W-Wow. This is really bringing
    the reality of it home.
[16:24] Nasa
    I'm curious... What's this about witnesses?
SIGN    Tsukuyomi Tokiko
SIGN    April 23rd
SIGN    Age 81
SIGN    Toranomon, Minato Ward
[16:27] Tsukasa
    It's just part of getting married.
[16:30] Tsukasa
    But all you really need is to get their seal,
[16:34] Tsukasa
    so if push comes to shove, you get
    a random passerby to vouch for you.
[16:37] Nasa
    That works?!
[16:38] Tsukasa
    There's also the matter of your seal,
    family registration, and identification...
[16:43] Tsukasa
    Have you got all that?
[16:44] Nasa
    Uh, yeah...
SIGN    Yuzaki
[16:48] Nasa
    Still, is this really okay?
[16:51] Nasa
    I'm going with the flow
    and filling it out, but...
[16:55] Nasa
    Maybe this is a bad idea?
[16:57] ---
    If you think about it,
    it seems a lot like a scam—
SIGN    Smile
[17:00] Nasa
    Scams aren't such a big deal!
[17:02] ---
    If there's trouble, I'll deal
    with it when it happens!
[17:05] Nasa
    Because I'm Yuzaki Nasa!
SIGN    Name: Yuzaki Nasa
     Age: 18
[17:07] ---
    The man who'll hit the speed
    of light sooner than NASA!
[17:12] Nasa
    Here it is!
[17:15] Tsukasa
    Right, thanks.
[17:18] Tsukasa
    Oh, so that's how you write "Yuzaki."
[17:24] Tsukasa
    Yuzaki... Yuzaki Tsukasa, huh?
[17:30] Tsukasa
    I have to say, my new name
    has a nice ring to it.
[17:33] Tsukasa
    I like it.
[17:35] Nasa
    Th-Thanks...
[17:39] Tsukasa
    I know we both have our concerns,
[17:41] ---
    and we're bound to run into trouble...
[17:44] Tsukasa
    But I think I'm a pretty
    good judge of character,
[17:47] ---
    and I haven't said anything untrue.
[17:50] Tsukasa
    And above all...
[17:51] Tsukasa
    I put my faith in you.
[17:54] Tsukasa
    I'm not perfect, but I hope
    you'll take care of me.
[17:58] Nasa
    I definitely have concerns...
    but for today...
[18:02] Nasa
    The feeling's mutual!
SIGN    Husband to Be Wife to Be
SIGN    Yu zaki Nasa Tsuku yomi Tsukasa
SIGN    May 5th Age 18 April 3rd Age 16
[18:05] Nasa
    I honestly don't care.
[18:08] Tsukasa
    Well, we had better get going.
[18:10] Nasa
    Wait, where are we going this late at night?
[18:13] Tsukasa
    Where else?
[18:15] Tsukasa
    The ward office.
[18:20] Tsukasa
    Since we filled out the paperwork,
    we need to turn it in.
[18:24] Nasa
    Is the office going to be open this late?
[18:27] Tsukasa
    They've got a late-night desk.
[18:29] Tsukasa
    Marriage registrations are
    accepted 24 hours a day.
[18:33] Nasa
    I had no idea.
[18:35] Tsukasa
    During the day, people are busy with work,
[18:37] Tsukasa
    and there are people like celebrities
[18:39] ---
    who might want to get married
    without a lot of public attention.
[18:43] Nasa
    Makes sense.
[18:45] Nasa
    Marriage...
[18:46] Nasa
    Getting married.
[18:48] Nasa
    Is turning in a piece of paper
    really all we need to get married?
[18:48] Tsukasa
    Yuzaki Tsukasa... Yuzaki Tsukasa...
    Yuzaki Tsukasa...
[18:53] Tsukasa
    Yuzaki Tsukasa.
[18:56] Tsukasa
    Good, I think I'm getting used to it.
[18:58] Tsukasa
    It does have a lovely ring to it, right?
[19:01] Nasa
    Y-Yeah, I think so!
[19:03] Nasa
    But here I am, with "starry sky"
    being pronounced "Nasa."
[19:08] ---
    Talk about weird...
[19:10] Nasa
    Wait... Come to think of it, I don't
    think she's ever laughed at my name.
[19:17] Tsukasa
    NASA was founded in 1958 to compete
    with the Soviet space program.
[19:25] Tsukasa
    It was made up of 18,000
    specially selected experts.
[19:30] Tsukasa
    They took a dream that nobody would've
    thought possible for humanity,
[19:34] Tsukasa
    and through knowledge, diligence,
    courage, and patience,
[19:37] Tsukasa
    they collectively made it a reality.
[19:40] Tsukasa
    Traveling into space is much
    more difficult than it sounds.
[19:44] Tsukasa
    It requires a literally astronomical
    amount of trial and error,
[19:48] Tsukasa
    and at the end of that endless struggle,
[19:52] ---
    they were even able to
    send people to the moon.
[19:56] Tsukasa
    "Nasa," written with the
    characters for "starry sky"...
[19:59] Tsukasa
    I think it's a fantastic name.
[20:02] Nasa
    It felt like an ache that had been stuck in my
    chest from the day I was born melted away.
[20:09] Nasa
    This marriage still doesn't feel real,
[20:12] Nasa
    but right now, I genuinely
    want to marry this girl.
[20:19] Worker
    A marriage registration?
    Sure, it'll be just one moment.
[20:20] [SONG] Sign
    If you need assistance,
    please call on the intercom
[20:24] Worker
    Okay, here we are...
[20:27] Worker
    Let's see... Oh, you're underage?
[20:30] Worker
    In that case, we'll need
    your guardian's approval.
[20:34] Tsukasa
    Yes, I've got it right here.
[20:36] Worker
    Okay, that covers all the paperwork.
[20:39] Worker
    I'll go ahead and get it submitted.
[20:42] Nasa
    Excuse me... Is it really okay
    to do this without any parents?
[20:46] Worker
    There's no law that says
    they have to be present,
[20:48] ---
    so it shouldn't be a problem.
[20:51] Worker
    Besides, a marriage between young
    folks is a thing worth celebrating.
[20:55] Worker
    I'm honestly jealous that you get
    to marry such a beautiful bride.
[21:00] Worker
    All right, that takes care
    of the registration.
[21:03] ---
    Congratulations on your marriage.
[21:04] Worker
    We also hand these out as wedding gifts,
     so feel free to take it.
[21:12] Nasa
    I didn't know they gave out stuff like this.
[21:15] Tsukasa
    It probably depends on the office.
[21:17] Nasa
    I'm still surprised getting
    married is so easy.
[21:20] Nasa
    It almost doesn't feel real.
[21:24] Tsukasa
    Would you like to hold hands, then?
[21:27] Nasa
    C-Can I?!
[21:29] Tsukasa
    I mean, we are married.
[21:31] Nasa
    Oh, right... then...
[21:41] Nasa
    So soft!
[21:43] Nasa
    Girls are this soft?!
[21:46] Nasa
    Human hands are this warm...
    and feel this good?
[21:50] Nasa
    This is marriage?! It's fantastic!
[21:54] Nasa
    It's all-I-can-grab with this hand
    until I die! Marriage is awesome!
[21:59] Tsukasa
    Uh... that's a little too hard. It hurts.
[22:02] Nasa
    Oh! Sorry!
[22:04] Tsukasa
    Also, I'm not sure I like the
    sound of "all-I-can-grab."
[22:08] Nasa
    Did I say that out loud?!
[22:10] Nasa
    Oh, man, that sucks!
[22:13] Nasa
    What does that even mean?!
    This isn't a buffet!
[22:17] Tsukasa
    We're married now, aren't we?
[22:20] Nasa
    Y-Yeah.
[22:26] Tsukasa
    All-you-can-grab from now on...
[22:29] Tsukasa
    I guess you're right!
[22:32] Nasa
    Yeah.
[22:33] Nasa
    This is the story of a couple
    who had a strange first meeting
[22:36] Nasa
    and ended up together, with an
    irreplaceable bond between them.
[22:44] Tsukasa
    By the way, there's something
    I need to take care of,
[22:47] ---
    so could you take the plant back home first?
[22:50] Nasa
    Uh, sure.
[22:51] Tsukasa
    By the way, do you have
    two futons at your place?
[22:56] Nasa
    Uh, no, just the one bed...
[23:00] Tsukasa
    I see. Well, I'll see you later.
[23:02] Nasa
    Huh? Hey, wait!
[23:05] Nasa
    Futons?
[23:06] Nasa
    If we're married, that means we'll
    be living together at my place?
[23:11] Nasa
    Which would mean...
[23:13] Nasa
    We're going to sleep together tonight?!
[23:15] ---
    In that bed?! Together?!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Tsukasa
    Right, time for bed, then.
[23:32] Nasa
    You're staying the night?!
[23:33] Tsukasa
    Of course I am. We're married now.
[23:36] Tsukasa
    So I'm going to be staying here every night.
[23:38] Nasa
    Th-Then... that means...
[23:40] Nasa
    This is going to be our momentous
    first night together?!

Season 1

E2 - The First Night

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[00:11] Nasa
    We just turned in our marriage registration.
[00:15] Nasa
    So that means I'm married to her now, right?
[00:19] Nasa
    Which means... It means... It means...
[00:28] Nasa
    We're going to live together
    in this apartment?!
[00:32] Nasa
    And if we're living together, that means...
[00:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    All-you-can-grab from now on...
[00:39] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    I guess you're right!
[00:42] Nasa
    All-I-can-grab!
[00:45] Nasa
    My name is Yuzaki Nasa.
[00:48] Nasa
    My wife's name is Tsukasa.
[00:50] Nasa
    One night, when the moon was shining bright,
[00:52] Nasa
    a certain girl saved my life.
[00:55] Nasa
    This really cute girl ended up being the wife
    I would promise to spend the future with.
[01:01] Nasa
    After falling in love at first sight,
[01:03] ---
    I proposed to her that very day.
[01:05] Nasa
    And after taking what I said to heart,
[01:08] ---
    a while later, she appeared before me.
[01:11] Nasa
    This is the story of a couple
    who had a strange first meeting,
[01:15] Nasa
    and ended up together with an
    irreplaceable bond between them.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    The First Night
[02:53] Nasa
    What should I do?
[02:55] Nasa
    I'm really not mentally prepared
    to live with someone.
[03:00] Nasa
    Unsurprisingly, there's only
     one bed in this place.
[03:04] Nasa
    So will we sleep in this bed?! Together?!
[03:08] Nasa
    No, I need to calm down
    and think this through.
[03:11] ---
    This bed...
[03:12] Nasa
    It's a semi-single bed that I chose
[03:14] ---
    so I'd have the most usable
    space possible in this room.
[03:18] Nasa
    It's only 80 centimeters across.
[03:20] Nasa
    Your average guy has shoulders
     about 45 centimeters wide...
[03:23] Nasa
    And it's 40 centimeters
    for a woman, which means...
[03:26] Nasa
    It's five centimeters too
    small to fit both of us.
[03:28] Nasa
    Not to mention,
    comfortable circadian rhythms
[03:31] ---
    call for a semi-double bed that's
    at least 120 centimeters wide.
SIGN    Chirr
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SIGN    The best in shopping with Tundra
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SIGN    Check out our limited-time sales
SIGN    Get your nonperishables in the best condition possible
[03:36] Nasa
    Should I grab one off Prime right now?!
SIGN    Semi-double bed
SIGN    Deliver
SIGN    Kitchen Store
[03:38] Nasa
    No... I doubt even online shopping could
    get a semi-double bed here within an hour.
SIGN    JINUSSIEY Beds and Mattresses
SIGN    Sponsored
SIGN    Best Seller
[03:47] Nasa
    What's your deal, bigshot CEOs?!
[03:49] Nasa
    You couldn't have innovated a little harder?!
[03:52] Nasa
    Wait, no, it's fine.
[03:54] Nasa
    It's not time to panic yet.
[03:56] Nasa
    I need to calmly analyze the situation.
[04:01] Nasa
    Even at 80 centimeters across,
[04:04] ---
    it wouldn't be impossible for
    both of us to sleep on this bed.
[04:08] Nasa
    What if, say, she rested her head on my arm?!
[04:12] Nasa
    We'd be partly overlapping in this case,
[04:14] ---
    which should more than make up
    for the missing five centimeters.
[04:17] Nasa
    Or maybe I could hold her like
    a body pillow while we sleep?!
[04:21] Tsukasa
    Uh, no, I have my doubts about being
    comfortable enough to sleep in that position.
[04:26] Tsukasa
    Sorry. The door was unlocked, so...
[04:31] Nasa
    How long have you been back?!
[04:33] Tsukasa
    I came in around the time you were acting
    like Sendo-kun from Slam Dunk to calm down.
[04:37] Nasa
    Please don't leave me hanging
    for so long next time!
[04:40] Tsukasa
    Well, I knocked, but you didn't answer,
[04:43] Tsukasa
    and I thought I might disturb the neighbors
    if I rang the bell at this hour.
[04:47] Nasa
    W-Well... I'm sorry, then.
[04:50] Nasa
    So what did you need to do?
[04:52] Tsukasa
    Oh, I just went and picked up my suitcase.
[04:56] Tsukasa
    Coin lockers aren't free, after all.
[05:00] Nasa
    That's probably got her
    necessities in it, right?
[05:03] Nasa
    Does that mean she doesn't
    have a home to go back to?
[05:06] Nasa
    Then... is she really staying here tonight?
[05:10] Nasa
    I-I need to confirm!
[05:13] Nasa
    W-Wow, it got kind of late while
    we were running around, huh?
[05:18] Tsukasa
    True.
[05:20] Nasa
    C-Care for some coffee?
[05:21] Tsukasa
    Thanks, but I'm all right.
[05:26] Nasa
    Is no one at your place going to be
    worried about you being out so late?
[05:32] Tsukasa
    I don't really have a place anymore, so...
[05:36] Nasa
    Th-Then... are y-y-y-you going to...
    s-s-stay the night here?
[05:44] Tsukasa
    Well, I'd planned on spending
    every night here from now on.
[05:48] Nasa
    E-Every night?!
[05:49] Tsukasa
    Yeah. I mean, we are married.
[05:52] Tsukasa
    You're spilling that, by the way.
[05:54] Nasa
    Eh? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[05:58] Tsukasa
    Need any help?
[05:59] Nasa
    No, I've got it!
[06:01] Tsukasa
    But you've only got one bed, I see...
[06:05] Tsukasa
    I'd hate to be in the way.
[06:06] Nasa
    You'd be no such thing!
[06:08] Nasa
    If anything, I could sleep on the floor!
[06:10] Nasa
    One bed is plenty, don't you think?!
[06:13] Tsukasa
    I'd still hate for you to get sick or something.
[06:16] Tsukasa
    I think I'll just spend the
    night at a capsule hotel.
[06:24] Tsukasa
    You don't have to be so anxious.
[06:25] Tsukasa
    I'm your wife, okay?
[06:28] Tsukasa
    I'm not going anywhere.
SIGN    I'm your wife ♥
[06:32] Nasa
    I took major damage off that one.
[06:37] Tsukasa
    What's wrong?
[06:39] Nasa
    J-Just... That was kind of unexpected.
[06:45] Nasa
    That's right... I'm already
    married to this girl.
[06:50] Nasa
    But... why, exactly?
[06:52] Nasa
    Why did she marry me?
[06:56] Nasa
    I thought that she was really cute.
[07:00] Nasa
    And she saved my life,
    which is why I fell for her.
[07:06] Nasa
    But... I haven't done anything for her.
[07:09] Nasa
    All I've done is...
[07:13] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    We can be together... if you'll marry me.
[07:18] (Flashback) Nasa
    Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
[07:19] Nasa
    ...agree to her conditions.
[07:21] Sign/Dialog
    Is there any reason
[07:22] Sign/Dialog
    Is there any reason for her to love me?
[07:23] Sign/Dialog
    for her to love me...
[07:25] Sign/Dialog
    I can't think of any..
[07:26] Sign/Dialog
    I can't think of any.
[07:27] Nasa
    Why did you marry me?
[07:31] Tsukasa
    Why?
[07:34] Tsukasa
    That's a pretty silly question to ask, darling.
[07:38] Nasa
    How is it silly?!
[07:40] ---
    I mean, to be blunt,
    we barely know each other!
[07:42] Tsukasa
    Well, I guess that's true.
[07:44] Tsukasa
    In that case, why did you marry me?
[07:49] Nasa
    Well... I... uh...
[07:52] Nasa
    B-Because I love you.
[07:55] Tsukasa
    I figured as much.
[07:56] Nasa
    Why the smug look?
[07:58] Tsukasa
    But that means you should understand.
[08:00] Tsukasa
    I wouldn't get married to someone I didn't love.
[08:06] Tsukasa
    My husband must be pretty goofy to
    not even realize something like that.
[08:10] Nasa
    Hey, "goofy" is a little...
[08:12] Nasa
    Th-Then when did you fall in love with me?
[08:19] Tsukasa
    That I'm not telling.
[08:20] Nasa
    Hey, no fair!
[08:22] Tsukasa
    I should get going for today. Sleep well, okay?
[08:26] Nasa
    W-Wait!
[08:38] Nasa
    I suddenly felt really anxious...
[08:40] Nasa
    Like she might disappear on me again.
[08:44] Nasa
    Hey!
[08:46] Nasa
    I think... you should stay after all!
[08:49] Tsukasa
    But the bed...
[08:51] Nasa
    I'll go buy one!
[08:52] Nasa
    I'll go to DonQui or anywhere else that's
    open and buy a futon, so just... don't leave!
[08:59] Nasa
    I felt like, if I let her leave,
    I'd never see her again.
[09:06] Tsukasa
    Memory foam.
[09:08] Tsukasa
    If we're going to buy one,
[09:09] ---
    I want to try something a
    little fancy, with memory foam!
SIGN    The Bargain Heaven
SIGN    Don Quijote
[09:13] Nasa
    My wife takes her curiosity seriously.
[09:23] Nasa
    They've got a lot of variety here.
[09:25] Tsukasa
    Yeah.
[09:26] Nasa
    You can pick whichever you like, okay?
[09:28] Nasa
    I'll pick up the tab.
[09:30] Tsukasa
    Then is this futon my first
    present from my husband?
[09:36] Nasa
    I-I guess so...
[09:38] Tsukasa
    I see. I should take the choice seriously, then.
[09:42] Tsukasa
    I have to say, there's a bigger variety of
    types and prices with futons than I imagined.
SIGN    Feather Futon
[09:47] Tsukasa
    What exactly is the difference between
    a feather futon and a down futon?
[09:51] Nasa
    Feathers are the big ones you see on wings,
[09:55] Nasa
    but down means at least 50% of it
    is the finer, softer natal feathers.
[10:00] Nasa
    Feathers retain less heat than down.
[10:04] Nasa
    But since they're easier to collect,
    they're a lot cheaper.
[10:10] Tsukasa
    And what about this shape-retaining stuff?
[10:13] Nasa
    That's the so-called memory foam,
    which is really low-resistance polyurethane.
[10:16] ---
    The one you said you wanted.
[10:18] Tsukasa
    And this "hot spring" futon?
[10:21] Nasa
    That's a type of cotton futon that uses
SIGN    Special Price on Hot Spring Futons
SIGN    Mattress
SIGN    Futon Cover
SIGN    Hot Springs Futon
SIGN    Mattress
[10:23] ---
    tourmaline mixed with the cotton
    to increase its heat retention.
[10:28] Tsukasa
    Looks like my husband's quite studious.
[10:31] Nasa
    Yep! I'm pretty confident when
    it comes to memorization!
[10:35] Nasa
    I just realized something. Am I...
[10:40] Nasa
    on a date?!
[10:42] Nasa
    Which means... circumstances permitting...
    I could hold her hand?
[10:47] Nasa
    I went a little too hard last time,
    but it's o-okay, right?
[10:51] Nasa
    After all, she is my wife.
[11:06] Tsukasa
    There's some more over there,
    so let's take a look!
[11:14] Nasa
    I see...
SIGN    The Bargain Heaven
SIGN    Don Quijote
[11:17] Nasa
    I guess DonQui really is heaven!
[11:23] Nasa
    That was heavier than I thought.
[11:25] Tsukasa
    Good work, and thanks.
[11:27] Nasa
    Is this really what you want, though?
SIGN    Fluuuffy
     Fluuuffy
     Futon
[11:30] Nasa
    There were fancier, more expensive options...
[11:32] Tsukasa
    That's all right. I like this one.
[11:35] Tsukasa
    So, can I try it out?
[11:37] Nasa
    Of course!
[11:41] Tsukasa
    Oh, yes, this is very nice!
[11:44] Tsukasa
    We made a good choice.
[11:46] Tsukasa
    So this is how it feels...
[11:46] Nasa
    A-A girl...
[11:48] Tsukasa
    It's feeling pretty...
[11:50] Nasa
    is lying on a futon in my place?!
[11:53] Nasa
    If DonQui is heaven,
    then is this super heaven?!
[11:59] Tsukasa
    Hey.
[12:01] Tsukasa
    Why don't you try lying down too, darling?
[12:07] Tsukasa
    Wh-What's wrong?!
[12:09] Nasa
    That one was a little too lethal.
[12:12] Nasa
    I-It's okay. I bought that
    for you, so I'm fine.
[12:17] Tsuksa
    You sure? It's really comfortable.
[12:19] Tsuksa
    Well, it's pretty late, so let's get to bed.
[12:22] Nasa
    G-Good point! We should
    really turn in for the day!
[12:27] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[12:29] Tsukasa
    But I'm wondering,
[12:30] ---
    does this place not have a bath?
[12:33] Nasa
    Uh, yeah, I usually visit the local
    bathhouse first thing in the morning.
[12:38] Tsukasa
    I see.
[12:39] Tsukasa
    Actually, now that I look around,
[12:41] ---
    you don't have any of the stuff
    I need to spend the night.
[12:44] Nasa
    Like what?
[12:45] Tsukasa
    Like a guest hair brush, or hair clips...
[12:49] Tsukasa
    Things like that.
[12:51] Nasa
    I can go pick that stuff up at
    the convenience store, then!
[12:54] Tsukasa
    Even underwear?
[12:56] Nasa
    M-Maybe not that...
[12:58] Nasa
    S-Since I don't know your preferences.
[13:01] Tsukasa
    True enough.
[13:03] Tsukasa
    Why don't we go for a stroll and
    drop by the convenience store?
[13:06] Nasa
    Eh? Are you sure?
[13:07] Tsukasa
    Of course.
[13:08] Tsukasa
    Besides...
[13:12] Tsukasa
    This hand is all-I-can-grab, right?
[13:17] Nasa
    Holding is pretty good...
[13:20] Nasa
    but getting held is even better!
[13:31] Nasa
    On the other side of this thin door,
[13:33] ---
    a girl is changing into her pajamas...
[13:36] Nasa
    Glorious! So this is marriage?!
[13:39] Nasa
    This is making me rethink everything
    school taught me about ethics!
[13:43] Nasa
    To think, all it takes is a piece of paper
    for a man and a woman to sleep together!
SIGN    Husband to Be Wife to Be
SIGN    Yu zaki Nasa Tsuku yomi Tsukasa
SIGN    May 5th Age 18 April 3rd Age 16
[13:47] Nasa
    Is that really a good idea?! Is this how
    marriage is supposed to work?!
[13:52] Nasa
    What if one thing leads to another?!
SIGN    Note: There's no problem if one thing leads to another
[13:56] Tsukasa
    Here I am.
[14:00] Tsukasa
    Thanks for buying the pajamas, too.
[14:04] Tsukasa
    They're really nice.
[14:08] Tsukasa
    A-Are you okay?!
[14:10] Nasa
    She's so cute, my heart almost gave out.
[14:13] Nasa
    Uh, it's nothing.
[14:15] Nasa
    I-I should get changed, too.
[14:18] Tsukasa
    You can change out here if you want.
[14:21] Nasa
    No, I can't!
[14:22] Tsukasa
    Why not?
[14:23] Nasa
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Why? 'Cause...
[14:26] Nasa
    I-It'd be embarrassing.
SIGN    It'd be embarrassing.
[14:29] Tsukasa
    I see. I'd be embarrassed
    if you saw me nude, too,
[14:34] ---
    so I suppose I understand.
[14:36] Nasa
    S-See?!
[14:37] Nasa
    So...
[14:41] Nasa
    She'd be embarrassed?
[14:43] Nasa
    Do I take that to mean she sees me as a man?
[14:48] Nasa
    And that she's just as nervous around me?!
[14:51] Nasa
    It sure doesn't look that way.
[14:53] Nasa
    But does she really have any
    interest in me, romantically?
[15:00] Nasa
    Here I am.
[15:02] Nasa
    Huh?
[15:05] Nasa
    Wh-What's up with that hair?
[15:08] Tsukasa
    What do you mean?
[15:09] Tsukasa
    It's hard to sleep with your
    hair down when it's long,
[15:12] ---
    plus you can damage it.
[15:14] Nasa
    Unbelievable!
[15:16] Nasa
    She's cute even with her hair up!
[15:19] Nasa
    Well, I'm gonna turn the lights off.
[15:21] Tsukasa
    Okay.
[15:27] Nasa
    The way she looked, lit only
    by the faint moonlight...
[15:30] Nasa
    was as beautiful as any artistic masterpiece.
[15:34] Nasa
    So entrancing, I felt like I wasn't
    likely to sleep any time soon.
[15:38] Tsukasa
    Thanks for today.
[15:41] Nasa
    F-For what?
[15:42] Tsukasa
    You helped me out with so much.
[15:44] ---
    It must've been a lot, right?
[15:46] Nasa
    N-Not at all!
[15:47] Nasa
    And I meant what I said.
[15:51] Nasa
    Besides...
[15:52] Nasa
    I'm really glad that we got to
    make that promise come true.
[16:00] Tsukasa
    I see.
[16:02] Tsukasa
    Then goodnight, darling.
[16:08] Nasa
    G-Goodnight...
[16:10] Nasa
    Man, I nearly lost it just now!
[16:16] Nasa
    I once heard something about a song that goes,
[16:19] ---
    "When you can't sleep and it's 2 AM,
    and aggravation starts to knock on the door."
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
[16:24] Nasa
    But right now, my heart's pounding so hard,
[16:26] ---
    I don't think I'll be sleeping at
    two in the morning, or even four!
SIGN    Zzzz...
[16:33] Nasa
    Her breathing's changed.
[16:35] Nasa
    That must mean she's in a deeper sleep now.
[16:44] Nasa
    Wow! She's really asleep!
[16:48] Nasa
    My wife is so cute.
[16:52] Nasa
    I'd like to just lay here and watch her.
[16:59] Nasa
    Huh... is my wife... a restless sleeper?
[17:05] Nasa
    Aw, her hair's down.
[17:08] Nasa
    So much for having trouble sleeping like that.
[17:11] Nasa
    And she's not even in the
    futon we bought anymore.
[17:15] Nasa
    She's gonna catch a chill like that...
[17:17] Nasa
    Which could make her sick!
    So I should really fix up her futon!
[17:21] Nasa
    So in that case...
[17:25] Nasa
    I probably shouldn't hug her like this, right?
[17:29] Nasa
    It's actually fine, right?
    We are married, after all!
SIGN    Conflict in Progress
[17:38] Nasa
    One goodnight kiss won't hurt, right?!
SIGN    A Fairly Terrible Conclusion to Reach
[17:42] Nasa
    Okay!
[17:53] Nasa
    But... if we're going to
    do this for the first time...
[17:58] ---
    I'd rather she be awake.
[18:02] Nasa
    I'll be good tonight and...
[18:11] Nasa
    What?! What is this?
[18:19] Nasa
    Is that water I hear?
[18:23] Nasa
    Oh, I see.
[18:25] Nasa
    She went to get some water. Thank goodness.
[18:28] ---
    I thought she might've noticed
    I was trying to kiss her.
[18:41] Nasa
    What, what?! Why's she standing behind me?!
[18:44] Nasa
    C-Could she be thinking about
    hugging me while I sleep, too...
[18:48] Nasa
    or maybe even kissing me?!
[18:57] Nasa
    Huh? Uh, hello?
[19:08] Nasa
    No fair!
[19:09] Nasa
    In the end, I never got my cover back.
[19:18] Nasa
    When I woke up, I thought it
    might have all been a dream.
[19:22] Nasa
    But I really did spend the
    night with my bride!
[19:29] Nasa
    Oh, she's confused about why her hair is down?
[19:36] Nasa
    And why she's got two sets of covers...
[19:40] Nasa
    Because you took mine last night.
[19:48] Nasa
    Wh-Whoa, hang on, Tsukasa-san!
    I'm here! Right here beside you!
[19:55] Tsukasa
    Um... it's pretty embarrassing to
    do this with so much light, so...
[19:59] Tsukasa
    G-Good point!
[20:01] Tsukasa
    I'll go get changed in the next room!
[20:06] Tsukasa
    Man... None of that was a dream after all?
[20:11] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    It's pretty embarrassing to do
    this with so much light, so...
[20:15] Nasa
    Would it be fine if it was darker?!
[20:18] Nasa
    Also... I could tell from the little bit I saw...
[20:21] Nasa
    She wasn't wearing a bra.
[20:25] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[20:27] Tsukasa
    Did you just call me "Tsukasa-san"?
[20:31] Tsukasa
    When you caught that peek, I mean.
[20:34] Nasa
    She noticed?!
[20:43] Tsukasa
    Well, did you call me "Tsukasa-san"?
[20:45] Nasa
    I... I guess I did say that, yes.
[20:48] Tsukasa
    Well, we're both Yuzakis now,
[20:51] ---
    so I guess I should think
    about what to call you.
[20:55] Nasa
    G-Good point...
[20:57] Tsukasa
    And after thinking it over...
[20:59] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun!
[21:02] Nasa
    S-Something about it tickles a little!
[21:05] Nasa
    I... I see.
[21:08] Tsukasa
    It's settled, then.
[21:09] Nasa
    I-In that case, maybe I should
    call you... Tsukasa-chan?
[21:15] Tsukasa
    H-Hey, why use "chan"?!
[21:19] Tsukasa
    It makes me sound like a child!
[21:22] Nasa
    I just thought it would be cuter...
[21:28] Tsukasa
    Fine.
[21:30] Tsukasa
    If that's what you want, darling.
[21:32] Nasa
    Huh? What happened to using my name?
[21:37] Tsukasa
    Th-That's going to take a bit to get used to.
[21:40] Tsukasa
    G-Gradually.
[21:44] Nasa
    You're right! We can take
    it slow, Tsukasa-chan!
[21:51] Tsukasa
    This is exactly what I'm talking about!
[21:53] Nasa
    Wh-What are you so mad about?!
[21:54] ---
    And this is how our newlywed lives began.
[21:55] Tsukasa
    The way you're pressing the issue!
[21:57] Nasa
    Okay! Just... calm down!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Tsukasa
    I need makeup remover, toner, and foundation...
[23:34] Nasa
    Girls have it rough, huh?
[23:35] Tsukasa
    Is that bathhouse close by?
[23:37] Nasa
    Yeah! A classmate of mine from middle
    school and a kouhai live there.
[23:41] Nasa
    They might peek in on the baths
    sometimes, but they're good people!
[23:44] ---
    What?

Season 1

E3 - Sisters

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SIGN    Tachibana
SIGN    No. 3
SIGN    Everything's
    a Bargain!!
[00:11] ---
    All right, I guess I'll make breakfast.
[00:17] Nasa
    You're wearing an apron!
[00:19] Tsukasa
    Yes... because I'm going to make breakfast.
[00:22] Nasa
    You look like someone's wife!
[00:23] Tsukasa
    Uh, I am someone's wife. Yours.
[00:26] Nasa
    Oh, right! You are a wife! My wife!
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Tofu
SIGN    White Miso
SIGN    Ground Beef
SIGN    Garlic
SIGN    Shirataki Noodles
SIGN    Chrysanthemum Greens
[02:03] Tsukasa
    Wow, you actually cook, I see.
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Sisters
[02:06] Nasa
    That's right!
[02:07] Nasa
    When I started living on
    my own, I figured it all out.
[02:10] Nasa
    The building blocks of my body...
[02:12] Nasa
    are the foods that I eat!
SIGN    Iron
SIGN    Vitamin
[02:15] Tsukasa
    I did a scientific analysis of the
    nutritional needs of an adult male,
SIGN    Bone
SIGN    Vitamin
SIGN    Adipose Tissue
SIGN    Water
SIGN    Vitamin
SIGN    Dietary Fiber
SIGN    Minerals, etc.
SIGN    Protein
SIGN    Sugars
[02:19] Tsukasa
    and created a dietary plan that
    perfectly accommodates it all.
SIGN    Muscle
SIGN    Carbohydrates
SIGN    Fats
SIGN    Body Heat and
    Energy Fuel
SIGN    Nutritional Needs
SIGN    Protein
SIGN    Minerals
[02:25] Nasa
    The answer I arrived at,
    and the ultimate menu, is...
[02:29] Nasa
    Hot pot, every day!
[02:30] Nasa
    If you throw it all in there
    every day and boil it,
[02:32] ---
    you avoid any nutritional deficiencies,
[02:34] Nasa
    and above all else, it's super efficient!
[02:36] Tsukasa
    And... how does that taste?
[02:38] Nasa
    The same way every day, of course!
[02:40] Nasa
    It also ensures that I can
    manage the seasoning easily!
[02:43] Nasa
    There's absolutely no waste!
[02:45] Tsukasa
    No offense, but that's science, not cooking.
[02:48] Nasa
    Wait, what do you mean?!
[02:50] Tsukasa
    Give me ten minutes, and I'll show
    you what cooking's really about.
[03:01] Nasa
    A-Amazing! I didn't expect a
    Shokugeki so early in the morning!
[03:07] Nasa
    Y-You really did all this in ten minutes?
[03:10] Nasa
    W-Well, time to eat.
[03:14] Nasa
    It's delicious!
[03:15] Nasa
    The ingredients should all be the same,
    but it's nothing like my ultimate menu!
[03:19] Nasa
    It's also amazing how smug she looks!
[03:22] Nasa
    Like some queen who just conquered the world!
[03:26] Tsukasa
    I'm just pleased that my
    darling likes my cooking.
[03:32] Nasa
    You're quite a cook, huh?
[03:34] Tsukasa
    I just got better with practice
    over a long time, that's all.
[03:38] Tsukasa
    I can make just about anything,
    as long as I have the ingredients.
[03:41] Tsukasa
    Which, by the way...
[03:42] Tsukasa
    includes sushi, provided
     I have good enough fish.
[03:45] Nasa
    Even sushi?!
[03:49] Tsukasa
    You mentioned that bathhouse
    that opens early...
[03:53] Nasa
    Yeah. It should be open by now.
[03:55] Nasa
    Come to think if it, I didn't
    take a bath yesterday.
[03:59] Nasa
    Would you like to go there now?
[04:01] Tsukasa
    Are you sure? I take a while to wash my hair.
[04:04] Nasa
    It's okay. I'll just wait.
[04:07] Tsukasa
    Okay. Thank you.
[04:09] Nasa
    You're totally welcome!
SIGN    m 82 97 l 82 251 148 252 145 97
SIGN    He's
    honest
     about
     his
    desires.
[04:12] Nasa
    I wanna see what she looks like
    fresh out of the bath so bad!
[04:16] Tsukasa
    Is the bathhouse close by?
[04:18] Nasa
    About five minutes on foot.
[04:20] Nasa
    People can walk around 80 meters a minute,
[04:23] Nasa
    so it's about 400 meters away.
[04:25] Tsukasa
    Uh, all right, then.
[04:27] Tsukasa
    Do you have shampoo and stuff for washing up?
[04:30] Nasa
    Of course!
SIGN    Supreme Soap
[04:31] Nasa
    I still have some stuff I bought before!
[04:33] Nasa
    You can use these!
[04:36] Tsukasa
    Thanks.
[04:37] Tsukasa
    But... that's not exactly
    what I'm looking for.
[04:42] Nasa
    What's this?
[04:43] Tsukasa
    Toner. It helps keep your skin moisturized.
[04:46] Nasa
    And this?
[04:47] Tsukasa
    Face serum.
[04:48] Tsukasa
    To keep the skin insulated.
[04:50] Nasa
    What about this?
[04:52] Tsukasa
    Lotion. It actually moisturizes your skin.
[04:56] Nasa
    Is your skin really that dry?
[04:58] Tsukasa
    Nope. That's why I didn't buy any cream.
[05:03] Nasa
    I guess girls use all kinds
    of stuff nowadays, huh?
[05:07] Tsukasa
    What are you talking about?
    Serum's been around since the Edo period,
[05:10] Tsukasa
    and lotion goes back even further.
[05:13] Nasa
    R-Really?!
[05:16] Nasa
    I get it.
[05:17] ---
    It's that historical foundation
    of taking care of their skin
[05:20] ---
    that helps make girls smell so nice!
[05:23] Nasa
    I can't imagine what kind of shape she'll
    be in after getting out of the bath!
[05:27] Nasa
    I'm on the edge of my seat!
[05:31] Tsukasa
    This is the bathhouse you were talking about?
SIGN    Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
[05:33] Nasa
    Yep, that's right!
[05:35] Tsukasa
    They're not being shy about
    the names they use, are they?
[05:37] Nasa
    It's a good bathhouse, though.
[05:40] Kaname
    Welcome, Senpai! You're here early, as usual...
[05:44] Kaname
    Huh?
[05:46] Kaname
    You've got a girl with you?
[05:47] Nasa
    Yeah. Good morning, Kaname-chan.
[05:49] Nasa
    And this is...
[05:51] Kaname
    You're actually interested in girls?
[05:54] Kaname
    I thought for sure you had studied to the
    point that your libido withered away.
[05:58] Nasa
    H-Hey! Even I have a libido!
[06:02] Kaname
    Oh my gosh! Why are you yelling about
    your libido first thing in the morning?
[06:06] Kaname
    Shouting such things in front of a delicate
    young high school girl like myself...
[06:10] Kaname
    Maybe you really are a perv, after all!
[06:12] Nasa
    Y-You're the one who brought it up!
[06:15] Tsukasa
    Uh, Nasa-kun, who's this?
[06:17] Nasa
    Oh, she was my kouhai in middle school...
[06:20] Kaname
    Arisugawa Kaname! I'm 15 years old.
[06:23] Nasa
    She's pretty amazing.
[06:25] Nasa
    She's been managing the bathhouse
    for years now to help out her family.
[06:29] ---
    Wow...
[06:30] Kaname
    Aw, it's no big deal!
[06:33] Kaname
    I just rope in exhibitionist customers by
     working the desk, which means big bucks!
[06:39] Kaname
    Y'know, like Senpai here!
[06:40] Nasa
    Don't say stuff that could
    lead to misunderstandings!
[06:43] Tsukasa
    You're an exhibitionist?
[06:44] Nasa
    I am not!
SIGN    ...whisper
[06:46] Nasa
    She's a great girl, but she's
    always making dirty jokes.
[06:48] Nasa
    Try not to take them seriously.
[06:50] Kaname
    Oh, come on, I'm wounded.
[06:54] Kaname
    I'd rather the guy who
    doesn't have anything great
[06:56] ---
    beneath the waist stop acting like
    I'm the queen of pervy humor!
[06:59] Nasa
    This is literally what I'm talking about!
[07:03] Tsukasa
    Please don't "hmm" so thoughtfully
    at remarks like that.
[07:06] Kaname
    Still, the way you two are acting...
[07:08] Kaname
    Is she seriously your girlfriend?
[07:11] Nasa
    Well, it's more like...
[07:14] Nasa
    We're married!
[07:17] Kaname
    Married?!
SIGN    Mar
SIGN    ried
[07:20] Nasa
    Yeah! Since yesterday.
[07:22] Kaname
    That's sudden! That's a
    little too sudden, Senpai!
[07:26] Kaname
    I dunno how it came to this,
    but congratulations on your marriage.
SIGN    Business Hours
    
    7AM - 1AM
    
    Open Every Day
[07:30] Kaname
    There'll be no charge today,
    in lieu of a present.
SIGN    Grade-Schooler
[07:34] Nasa
    Really?! Thanks!
SIGN    Adult
[07:36] Kaname
    It's not much of a present, though,
    since all we have are the baths, anyway.
[07:39] Kaname
    Now, let's have the blushing
    bride walk this way!
[07:43] Tsukasa
    Thank you very much.
[07:45] Tsukasa
    I'll see you later, then, Nasa-kun.
[07:48] Nasa
    O-Okay.
[07:51] Nasa
    W-Well, I guess I should go in, too.
[07:54] Kaname
    Hold it!
[07:55] Kaname
    Who said you could just waltz
    into our bath without paying?
[07:59] Nasa
    You just said there was no charge today...
[08:02] Kaname
    I was talking about for your wife!
[08:03] Kaname
    If you wanna bathe for free,
[08:05] ---
    you have an obligation to
    explain what happened first!
[08:08] Nasa
    I do?!
[08:10] Kaname
    That's right! Do you realize how shocked
    I am to hear about you being married?!
[08:17] Nasa
    Wait... Kaname-chan, does that mean you...
[08:20] Kaname
    I mean, isn't it obvious?!
[08:22] Kaname
    I thought you would spend your
    entire life without a woman,
[08:25] ---
    and when you hit 30, you'd look
    at me vacantly and say,
[08:27] ---
    "I'm finally a wizard."
[08:29] ---
    And then I'd gently respond with, "That's right,
     you can use magic now, can't you?"
[08:34] ---
    I used to dream about that moment!
[08:36] Nasa
    That's not something you
    should be dreaming about!
[08:39] Kaname
    Besides, your wife doesn't
    look any older than me.
[08:42] Nasa
    True, she said she's 16.
[08:45] Kaname
    Sixteen?!
[08:46] Kaname
    You damned lolicon! I'll straighten you out!
[08:49] Nasa
    Who are you calling a lolicon?!
[08:51] Crowd
    Did you hear? That guy's a lolicon!
[08:53] Crowd
    Oh, gross!
[08:54] Crowd
    He's apparently a lolicon.
[08:55] Nasa & Kaname
    Sorry! Excuse us! Sorry!
[08:56] Crowd
    Be sure to avoid him...
[08:59] Kaname
    Hey! Don't embarrass me like that!
[09:01] Nasa
    I'm the one who should be saying that!
[09:04] Kaname
    Actually, Senpai... you haven't told
    Aya-nee that you're married yet, have you?
[09:10] Nasa
    Why would I tell Aya-san about it?
[09:13] Kaname
    See, this is why everyone calls you
    an egghead with math for brains.
[09:16] Nasa
    Well, please don't from now on?
[09:18] Kaname
    I guess it's fine. We'll keep Aya-nee
    in the dark about this for now.
[09:23] Kaname
    So, when's the ceremony gonna be?
[09:25] Nasa
    A ceremony?
[09:26] Nasa
    I hadn't really thought about that at all.
[09:30] Nasa
    Besides, aren't wedding ceremonies
    just a waste of money nowadays?
[09:33] ---
    Kind of inefficient.
[09:34] Kaname
    What about a ring?
[09:36] Nasa
    Do you really think I need one?
[09:38] Kaname
    I'm almost afraid to ask, but have
    you even proposed to her?
[09:42] Nasa
    Proposed to her?
[09:44] Nasa
    I guess, technically, no.
[09:47] Kaname
    I see.
[09:48] Kaname
    So, in spite of being married,
[09:50] ---
    you seem to have no idea
    what it actually entails.
[09:55] Kaname
    It's true that if you think about efficiency,
[09:58] ---
    a ceremony, a ring, and a proposal
    might be a waste of time.
[10:01] Kaname
    And yet, when you put it in those terms,
[10:03] ---
    isn't getting married in the
    first place pretty inefficient?!
[10:08] Kaname
    Seriously!
[10:10] Kaname
    Listen up, Senpai.
[10:11] Kaname
    The fact that you chose this girl
     and got married to her
[10:15] Kaname
    means that you have a responsibility
    to make her happy!
[10:19] Kaname
    And that's not something
    that was decided by law,
[10:22] ---
    or something anyone will
    hold you accountable for!
[10:25] Kaname
    It's something you need to dedicate
    yourself to, to show how you really feel!
[10:31] Nasa
    How I really feel?
[10:33] Nasa
    That's awfully mature of you,
    considering you're only 15.
[10:37] Kaname
    What does my age have to do with anything?!
[10:40] Kaname
    My point is, you married her fully
    prepared to make her happy, right?
[10:44] Nasa
    Of course I did.
[10:46] Nasa
    I will live to make her happy!
[10:51] Nasa
    It's true that we haven't had a ceremony,
[10:54] ---
    and that I don't have a ring, and I haven't
    even proposed to her properly yet!
[10:57] Nasa
    But I'm confident that I can make her happy!
[10:59] Nasa
    And the reason is...
[11:01] Kaname
    The reason is?!
[11:02] Tsukasa
    Sorry, Nasa-kun, I forgot to
    get the stuff we bought—
[11:06] Nasa
    Because I love Tsukasa-chan!
[11:13] Kaname
    Hearing you yell that in the
    middle of the street is a little...
[11:17] Nasa
    I-I'll be careful from now on.
[11:20] Nasa
    Here you go.
[11:23] Nasa
    O-Oh, this is bad. I think
    I might have upset her.
[11:26] Tsukasa
    Seeing you shout that in
    front of other people is...
[11:29] Tsukasa
    really embarrassing for me.
[11:31] Nasa
    R-Right!
[11:36] Tsukasa
    But... it's just embarrassing.
[11:41] Tsukasa
    It still... makes me happy.
[11:46] Nasa
    R-Right...
SIGN    Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
SIGN    Men
[11:55] Nasa
    I'm sure of it. There's no doubt.
[12:00] Nasa
    This... is a bath episode!
SIGN    Secret Hot Spring
[12:04] Nasa
    Bath episodes! The kind that occur
    randomly in anime and games!
SIGN    Secret Hot Spring
[12:08] Nasa
    Where the heroine takes her clothes
    off for basically no reason!
[12:12] Nasa
    Those situations always call for a setting
    shift to a bathhouse or a hot spring,
SIGN    Secret Hot Spring
[12:15] ---
    and in the end...
[12:16] Nasa
    A wash bucket will get sent flying
    with a scream of, "Eek, pervert!"
[12:20] ---
    in a zany bit of antics! I think!
[12:24] Nasa
    Which makes this a lucky day
    when I should get to see
[12:27] ---
    my wife naked just by going
    about my day as normal!
[12:37] Nasa
    Hey! What are you doing here, Kaname-chan?!
[12:41] Kaname
    Well, I'm kind of in charge around here,
    and cleaning comes with the territory.
[12:45] Nasa
    Then how long were you standing there?!
[12:47] Kaname
    Since the part where you started passionately
    narrating how bathhouse episodes work.
[12:53] Nasa
    That was a pretty long time!
[12:54] Kaname
    Come on, quit shouting.
[12:57] Kaname
    You're already tiny enough! Barking like
     that just makes you seem smaller.
[13:00] Nasa
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you mean, tiny?!
[13:03] Kaname
    Your height, of course!
    What did you think I meant?
[13:10] Tsukasa
    No one's around?
[13:23] Tsukasa
    Doesn't seem to be anyone
    at all. In that case...
[13:44] Tsukasa
    That feels great!
[13:49] Tsukasa
    It's like the whole place is reserved for me.
[13:53] Tsukasa
    "Oh, this is heavenly!" Or so they say.
[14:00] Tsukasa
    Someone else is here?
[14:01] Aya
    Oh, I'm really, really sorry!
[14:04] Aya
    I-I wasn't trying to hide!
[14:07] Aya
    I'm the owner's eldest daughter,
[14:09] ---
    and I usually take a bath
    before we open for business,
[14:12] Aya
    but I fell asleep.
[14:14] Tsukasa
    Oh, you don't need to apologize.
[14:17] Aya
    Yes, but you looked over here while
    you were still dressed, right?
[14:21] Tsukasa
    Well... yes.
[14:23] Aya
    Which means you're probably bashful.
[14:26] Aya
    And the thought of someone like that being
    seen in a delicate state by someone like me...
[14:31] Aya
    I can't think of any way to make
    it up to you, other than dying!
[14:34] Aya
    I'm so, so sorry! I'm sorry you were
    exposed in front of a person like me!
[14:38] Aya
    I'm sorry for being born!
    Really, I'm so, so sorry!
[14:40] Tsukasa
    Oh, I see. She's one of
    those "hapless beauties."
[14:40] Tsukasa
    I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[14:44] Tsukasa
    No, it's all right. You didn't
    see anything too embarrassing.
[14:49] Aya
    N-No, I did! I very clearly did see!
[14:53] Aya
    You thought no one was around,
    and got a little happy about it.
[14:56] ---
    You even starting humming! I saw it!
[15:00] Tsukasa
    Well, I guess you're right about that.
[15:04] Aya
    I know!
[15:06] Aya
    Not only that, but you actually used
    that old cliché, "Oh, this is heavenly!"
[15:14] Aya
    No girl would want anyone to hear them
    say something that embarrassing!
[15:18] Aya
    If it was me, I'd think about killing myself!
[15:20] Aya
    So... can I wash your back to make up for it?
[15:26] Aya
    As a daughter of this bathhouse,
    I can't let a customer leave
[15:29] ---
    after going through an experience like that!
[15:31] Aya
    After visiting our baths, I want
    you to be cleansed in body and soul.
[15:35] Aya
    Because this is a bathhouse!
[15:37] Aya
    So you need to be cleansed!
[15:39] Aya
    Like in a bathhouse!
[15:43] Tsukasa
    No, actually, I'm really anxious
    about being touched, so...
[15:47] Aya
    That's perfectly all right!
[15:49] Aya
    I'll just be cleaning you off with
    our special microbubble shower!
[15:53] Aya
    I swear, as the daughter of this bathhouse...
[15:56] Aya
    I swear!
[15:58] Kaname
    Sweepy-sweepy...
[16:00] Nasa
    Hey, how long are you going to hang around?
[16:02] Kaname
    Well, I'm not done cleaning yet!
[16:05] Kaname
    You should probably get out of the hot
    water before it gets to your head, Senpai.
[16:08] Nasa
    I'm not getting out because
    you're still standing there!
[16:10] Kaname
    Oh, it doesn't bother me!
[16:12] Kaname
    I'm already used to seeing your junk.
[16:14] Nasa
    Well, it bothers me!
[16:16] Nasa
    Please, just get out.
[16:21] Tsukasa
    Oh, that feels nice.
[16:23] Aya
    Doesn't it?
[16:24] Aya
    My father told me it's
    the microbubble shower
[16:26] ---
    that's been passed down through the
    Arisugawa family for generations!
[16:30] Tsukasa
    I'm pretty sure he was messing with you.
[16:33] Aya
    I have to say, your skin is really beautiful.
[16:37] Aya
    It's like silk.
[16:40] Tsukasa
    Oh... thank you.
[16:43] Aya
    But wait.
[16:44] Aya
    Isn't silk made from from a
    fluid that moth larvae secrete?
[16:49] Aya
    As pretty as it is, I'm not sure we should
    compare people's skin to something like that.
[16:54] Tsukasa
    Uh, your internal monologue is leaking.
[16:57] Aya
    I think the comparison needs to
    be with something truly beautiful!
[17:00] Tsukasa
    H-Hello?
[17:01] Aya
    Let's see... what is there?
[17:05] Aya
    Your skin... is like an iPhone X!
[17:11] Aya
    Dummy! Even if it's made by a company
    famous for their focus on aesthetics,
[17:15] Aya
    why would you compare someone's
    skin to consumer electronics?!
[17:18] Aya
    I'm so, so sorry! I just wanted
    to get across how beautiful it is!
[17:23] Tsukasa
    It's okay. It did get across, sort of.
[17:26] Aya
    Really?!
[17:27] Aya
    Thank you so much!
[17:29] Tsukasa
    Something about this girl
    reminds me of Nasa-kun.
[17:34] Aya
    My name is Arisugawa Aya!
[17:36] Aya
    I hope you continue to enjoy our bathhouse.
[17:40] Tsukasa
    I'm Yuzaki Tsukasa. Nice to meet you.
[17:44] Aya
    Yuzaki?
[17:45] Aya
    Yuzaki... Are you a relative
    of Nasa-kun's or something?
[17:51] Tsukasa
    Uh... well, now that you mention it...
[17:54] Tsukasa
    I am.
[17:59] Aya
    Oh, I see. Right, right, like his
     little sister or something!
[18:03] Aya
    Wow, I had no idea! It's a pleasure to meet you.
[18:07] Tsukasa
    Likewise.
[18:09] Nasa
    I can't gather any strength.
[18:12] Nasa
    Am I really going to die?
[18:15] Nasa
    Even though I was able to marry you...
[18:21] Nasa
    Huh? What was I...
[18:23] Nasa
    That was an oddly realistic dream...
[18:26] Nasa
    Sorry,
    Nasa-kun
[18:28] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan!
[18:32] Nasa
    You were waiting?!
[18:33] Tsukasa
    Yep. Good morning.
[18:35] Nasa
    You could've woken me up...
[18:38] Tsukasa
    I guess I could have,
[18:41] Tsukasa
    but you looked really cute in your sleep.
[18:44] Aya
    Oh, good morning, Nasa-kun.
[18:46] Nasa
    Oh, Aya-san.
[18:48] Aya
    Finally awake?
[18:50] Tsukasa
    Thanks for earlier.
[18:52] Nasa
    From the looks of it, you've already met?
[18:54] Aya
    Yep, and I've heard everything.
[18:55] Aya
    She's from your family, right?
[18:58] Nasa
    Family...
SIGN    Family
SIGN    m 38 119 l 38 329 168 329 167 117
SIGN    A group of people
    related either by
    consanguinity,
    by recognized birth,
    or affinity,
    by marriage
    or other relationship.
    (From Wiki○○dia)
[19:05] Nasa
    Right...
[19:06] Nasa
    That's right! We're family!
[19:09] Aya
    She's really cute!
[19:12] Tsukasa
    How do you know Aya-san?
[19:16] Nasa
    We were in the same class in middle school.
[19:18] Aya
    Nasa-kun has really helped the bathhouse a lot.
[19:22] Aya
    Our family has always run this place.
[19:25] Aya
    But after our grandfather died years ago,
     business took a turn for the worse.
[19:30] Aya
    Our father got obsessed with the mascot
    that he created for advertising purposes,
[19:35] Aya
    ultimately sinking all our savings into it,
[19:37] Aya
    then running away with the idol
    he hired to voice the mascot.
[19:41] Aya
    And just when it seemed like our
    family would be out on the street—
[19:44] Tsukasa
    Slow down. There are too many
    points I have questions about.
[19:49] (Flashback) Nasa
    There are two budgetary deficiencies here.
[19:52] (Flashback) Nasa
    Also, take these documents to the legal
    affairs bureau and the tax office.
[19:55] (Flashback) Nasa
    That should get you a subsidy.
[19:58] (Flashback) Aya
    O-Okay!
SIGN    Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
[20:00] Aya
    Thanks to Nasa-kun, our business
    fortunes turned all the way around,
[20:02] ---
    and we doubled our customer base.
[20:04] Nasa
    Aw, all I did was help people
    realize how great this place is.
[20:07] Aya
    But if nobody had helped us at the time...
[20:11] Aya
    Our relatives and friends wouldn't do
    anything, we were really in trouble...
[20:16] Aya
    and you were the only one who helped us.
[20:21] Aya
    Thank you so much for all your help, Nasa-kun!
[20:28] Nasa
    Oh, likewise. I appreciate
    everything you guys do, too.
[20:31] Aya
    You've been a life-saver!
[20:33] Nasa
    No, I'm just returning the favor.
[20:35] Aya
    Well, Nasa-kun, see you next time!
[20:37] Nasa
    Thanks for having us!
[20:39] Nasa
    It was a nice bathhouse, right?
[20:41] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah.
[20:42] Tsukasa
    But I'm more surprised by you, Nasa-kun.
[20:46] Tsukasa
    And...
[20:47] Tsukasa
    Aya-san is pretty cute, isn't she?
[20:51] Nasa
    She really is!
[20:52] Nasa
    She's super cute, isn't she?
[20:56] Nasa
    She was always really popular,
    even in middle school.
[21:00] Nasa
    And her looks have gotten even
    more polished since high school!
[21:05] Nasa
    With how cute she is, you'd have a hard
    time finding anyone who doesn't like her...
[21:10] Nasa
    Huh?
[21:12] Nasa
    The mood suddenly feels weird...
[21:14] Nasa
    Wait, that's—
[21:17] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[21:19] Nasa
    Th-That's a...
[21:21] Kaname
    A marriage with no ring, no ceremony,
    and no proposal? You suck!
[21:25] Nasa
    Could it be that she's disappointed about
    being married without any of those things?!
[21:31] Nasa
    H-Hey!
[21:33] Nasa
    A-Are you really worried about... that?
[21:37] Nasa
    "That"?
[21:39] (Flashback) ---
    Thank you, Nasa-kun!
[21:43] Nasa
    N-No! I'm not worried about that at all!
[21:46] Nasa
    It's not like that!
[21:48] Nasa
    She's super worried about it!
[21:51] Tsukasa
    I mean, it's easy to understand why
    someone would feel that way.
[21:54] ---
    Given how special and pretty, and, well...
[21:57] Nasa
    Then she thinks a wedding
    ceremony would be special?!
[22:01] Nasa
    Of course. She is a girl.
[22:03] Tsukasa
    Really, it's not like that!
[22:05] Tsukasa
    It's not that I'm jealous... I just...
[22:10] Tsukasa
    I want to be pretty.
[22:14] Tsukasa
    I want you to say I look pretty, too.
[22:18] Nasa
    I see! They do say a wedding dress exists for
    the day when a girl will look her prettiest!
[22:28] Nasa
    I understand!
[22:32] Nasa
    I can't commit just now,
    so give me some time to think!
[22:36] Nasa
    Uh, what exactly do you mean when you say—
[22:40] Nasa
    I mean I can't do it just yet!
[22:41] Nasa
    So please, give me a bit of time!
[22:43] Nasa
    Here's the key to the apartment!
[22:45] Nasa
    I've got some things to look up,
     so head home without me!
[22:48] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun?!
[22:51] Nasa
    I really can't do it right now,
     but it'll be okay.
[22:55] Nasa
    I'm the man who'll reach the
    speed of light before NASA!
[22:58] Nasa
    I make the impossible possible!
[23:01] Tsukasa
    Is that how hard it is to say I look pretty?
[23:05] Nasa
    I'll see you later!
[23:06] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun, hang on—
[23:23] Chitose
    I have you now, Nee-sama.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Tsukasa
    Darling, I know this is sudden,
    but it's time for a battle.
[23:33] Tsukasa
    I need you to take someone on.
[23:35] Nasa
    Got it! I'll do my best!
[23:37] Tsukasa
    That was strangely accepting of you.
[23:38] Tsukasa
    I should've figured.
[23:39] Nasas
    So who am I up against?
[23:40] Tsukasa
    A rich girl and her maids.
[23:42] Tsukasa
    I'll be honest with you, she's kind of a pain.

Season 1

E4 - Promise

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[00:09] Tsukasa
    It's like the drops of life I lost are
    being buried underneath this snow.
[00:15] Tsukasa
    Leaving no trace behind, smothered by white,
[00:19] Tsukasa
    along with my footsteps,
    like they were never there at all.
[00:25] Tsukasa
    How much longer do I have
    until this cold night ends?
[00:31] Tsukasa
    How much longer will I have to wait
    before I have a warm home to return to?
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Promise
[02:12] Tsukasa
    I get home and open the door,
[02:15] ---
    but there's no one waiting
    to welcome me back.
[02:21] Tsukasa
    It's things like this that drive
    home how alone you really are.
[02:27] Tsukasa
    I didn't think my husband would leave
    me alone the day after we got married.
[02:34] Tsukasa
    Good grief...
[02:37] Tsukasa
    Well, there's something to be said for
    waiting at home for your beloved, too.
[02:42] Tsukasa
    No, wait, never mind! I take that back!
SIGN    m 45 41 l 46 252 128 252 128 42
SIGN    She was
     embarrassed
     to hear
    herself
     say that.
[02:48] Tsukasa
    But when is he going to come back?
[02:52] Tsukasa
    He doesn't have a key,
[02:53] Tsukasa
    so I can't go out until he does.
[02:56] Tsukasa
    It'd be one thing if I had
    a cell phone, but I don't.
[03:00] Tsukasa
    Oh, well! Why don't
    I flex my domestic muscles
[03:03] ---
    and shock him with how
    clean the apartment is?
[03:10] Tsukasa
    Everything's already spotless...
    Impressive, darling.
[03:14] Nasa
    The man who will reach the speed
    of light faster than NASA!
SIGN    m 84 71 l 83 175 154 176 153 70
SIGN    He's a
     capable
     guy.
[03:18] Tsukasa
    Wait, this is bad. I won't have anything
    to show off with at this rate.
[03:22] Tsukasa
    But there has to be some spot
    he hasn't cleaned already.
[03:26] Tsukasa
    Maybe inside the closet,
    or underneath his bed...
[03:30] Tsukasa
    But what if I go digging
    around in these spots
[03:33] ---
    and see something that's
    not meant to be found?
[03:36] Tsukasa
    From his personality, I wouldn't
    assume he has stuff like that...
[03:40] Tsukasa
    But how can I be sure?
[03:43] Tsukasa
    Wh-What if he surprises me?
[03:46] Tsukasa
    Well, given how clean the place is,
[03:50] Tsukasa
    I'm sure he keeps even the
    out-of-the-way spots tidy.
[03:53] Tsukasa
    Yeah.
SIGN    m 38 37 l 37 254 142 254 140 38
SIGN    On the
    off-chance
     she found
     anything,
     she'd be
     shocked,
     so she
     glosses
     over the
     issue.
[03:59] Tsukasa
    That just leaves...
[04:01] Tsukasa
    The other thing that can be done
    around the house is cooking!
[04:05] Tsukasa
    I'll make something delicious
    that'll knock his socks off!
[04:10] Tsukasa
    But will he be back for lunch?
[04:14] Tsukasa
    Oh, he's already back.
[04:17] Tsukasa
    Welcome home. That didn't take very—
[04:23] Chi
    We meet again, Nee-sama.
[04:27] Tsukasa
    Chitose? Why are you...
[04:29] Chi
    I had noticed you were missing,
[04:32] ---
    but to think you were in this
    shabby little apartment...
[04:36] Chi
    This place isn't fit for someone like—
[04:41] Chi
    Wait, why?!
[04:43] Chi
    Why'd you shut the door on me, Nee-sama?!
[04:46] Chi
    Come on, open up! Open up, please!
[04:49] Chi
    Open the door, Nee-sama!
[04:52] Tsukasa
    Could you stop banging on the door?
[04:55] ---
    You're disturbing the neighbors.
[04:57] Chi
    So mean!
[04:58] Chi
    You're treating me like a total stranger,
     and after I came to pick you up!
SIGN    Yuzaki
[05:02] Tsukasa
    I never said anything about
    wanting to be picked up.
[05:06] Chi
    I know, but...
[05:08] Chi
    I'm really sorry! Truly! I was wrong!
[05:12] Chi
    So please, hear me out!
[05:20] Tsukasa
    And what do you mean, "pick me up"?
     Am I your kid sister now?
[05:25] Chi
    But your sudden disappearance has
    left Great Grandmother so worried...
[05:30] Tsukasa
    You know how much trouble
    I cause for Tokiko by being around.
[05:35] Tsukasa
    Besides, does she even know that you're here?
[05:40] Chi
    Well... no...
[05:42] Tsukasa
    You begged her to tell you
    where I was, didn't you?
[05:45] ---
    Gulp...
[05:45] Tsukasa
    And then you didn't listen to
    her when she tried to stop you,
[05:49] ---
    and came here in broad daylight?
[05:51] Chi
    Well... I...
[05:54] Chi
    It was all out of concern for—
[05:57] Tsukasa
    Don't try to cling to me and
    muddle the conversation.
[06:00] Chi
    That hurts! Nee-sama,
    that seriously hurts! Please!
[06:05] Tsukasa
    Look, just go home for today.
[06:07] ---
    And pass a message along to Tokiko.
[06:10] Tsukasa
    Tell her that I'm married.
[06:13] Chi
    Married?!
[06:15] Chi
    You're married?!
[06:18] Chi
    Nee-sama, what do you mean by "married"?!
[06:20] Tsukasa
    That I'm literally married.
[06:22] Tsukasa
    Anyway, I'm fine, so don't worry.
[06:27] Tsukasa
    I'll come by the house to say
    hello when the time is right.
[06:29] Tsukasa
    Until then, Chitose, you need to go home.
[06:41] Nasa
    Excuse me...
[06:43] Nasa
    Are you okay?
[06:47] Chi
    I'm totally fine! Just leave me alone!
[06:54] Nasa
    You can use this.
[06:56] Nasa
    I can't just ignore someone crying like that.
[07:01] Nasa
    What? Someone from your
    family won't come home?
[07:04] Chi
    Well, we're not related by blood, but...
[07:08] Nasa
    Sounds pretty complicated.
[07:10] Nasa
    Have you talked to the police?
[07:12] Chi
    I can't!
[07:14] Chi
    That sort of thing would just cause
    problems for Nee-sama, so I can't.
[07:19] Chi
    She's like a butterfly with glass wings.
[07:22] Chi
    A glass butterfly that flies through
    the night, trying to reach the moon...
[07:25] Chi
    She's easily hurt, delicate,
[07:27] ---
    and disappears the second you
    let her out of your sight.
[07:31] Chi
    But she's still someone I care a lot about.
[07:36] Nasa
    I see. I wish I could help somehow.
[07:43] Chi
    You're awfully nice, mister.
[07:46] Chi
    Putting up with a middle schooler's
    ridiculous story like this...
[07:51] Chi
    Didn't you have something you needed to do?
[07:55] Nasa
    Well, I was actually looking
    for a place to propose.
[07:59] Chi
    Propose? There's actually a place
    on a hill in town that'd be—
[08:02] Tsukasa
    Oh, darling.
[08:03] Tsukasa
    I thought I heard your voice.
[08:06] Nasa
    Oh, sorry. I'm back.
[08:09] Tsukasa
    "D-Darling"?
[08:11] Nasa
    After thinking about it,
[08:13] ---
    I realized you'd be stuck at home
    since we only have one key.
[08:17] Tsukasa
    I appreciate it. The way you're always
    so considerate makes me happy.
[08:21] Nasa
    You're very welcome.
[08:23] Chi
    It's you...
[08:25] Chi
    You're the one Nee-sama married?!
[08:29] Chi
    You can't have her!
[08:30] Chi
    I will not let you have Nee-sama!
[08:34] Nasa
    Uh, what?
[08:36] Tsukasa
    Well, this is bad. Looks like things
    are going to escalate into battle.
[08:40] Nasa
    Wait, do you know her, Tsukasa-chan?
[08:42] Tsukasa
    Yeah. She's from the family I used to live with.
[08:46] Nasa
    You used to live with her?
[08:48] Chi
    And that's why I'll—
[08:51] Nasa
    Hello there! My name is Yuzaki Nasa.
[08:55] Nasa
    That's "Nasa," written with the
    characters for "starry sky"!
[08:57] Nasa
    It's so nice to meet you!
[08:58] Chi
    Uh... yeah... nice to meet you.
[09:01] Chi
    Wait, no!
[09:03] Chi
    I'm going to—
[09:04] Nasa
    So what's your name?
[09:06] Chi
    It doesn't matter what my name is!
[09:08] Nasa
    It's kind of inconvenient if I don't
    know what to call you, though.
[09:12] Chi
    Th-That's...
[09:14] Nasa
    So what's your name?
[09:16] Chi
    I-It's Chitose.
[09:18] Chi
    Kaginoji Chitose.
[09:19] Nasa
    Chitose-chan, then!
[09:21] Nasa
    What a lovely name!
[09:22] Chi
    Hey, show some respect!
[09:24] Nasa
    You mentioned being in
    middle school, so are you 14?
[09:28] Nasa
    There's no sense in talking out here.
    Why don't you come inside?
[09:30] Chi
    Would you listen to me?!
[09:33] Tsukasa
    Impressive. He's overwhelming Chitose
    with his command of the conversation.
[09:37] Nasa
    Well, since it's lunch time, would
    you like to get something to eat?
[09:40] Chi
    I would not!
[09:42] Chi
    I haven't accepted you as Nee-sama's husband!
[09:46] Nasa
    I see. You're totally justified
    in feeling that way.
SIGN    m 31 33 l 126 32 129 242 31 242
SIGN    High-Level
     Rhetoric
     Lesson 1:
    Don't refute
    what the
     other
    person says.
[09:50] Nasa
    It's true that Tsukasa-chan and I
    haven't known each other for long,
[09:53] ---
    so it'd be hard to accept
    something like marriage.
SIGN    m 31 32 l 128 32 129 144 32 144
SIGN    Lesson 2:
    Objectively
     address their
    concerns in
     order.
[09:55] Nasa
    It happened so suddenly,
    and we're both still pretty young.
[09:59] Nasa
    But isn't that why we should talk it over?
[10:01] Nasa
    We could take this somewhere else
    and calmly discuss what's happened.
SIGN    m 31 33 l 32 162 125 162 126 33
SIGN    Lesson 3:
     Propose a
    practical
     resolution.
[10:05] Nasa
    I think all we're really
    lacking here is discourse.
[10:10] Tsukasa
    I think this guy might be kind of amazing.
[10:13] Tsukasa
    Darling, I'm afraid Chitose
    isn't the easily convinced type.
[10:18] Nasa
    It's okay.
[10:20] ---
    I'm sure we'll be able to make her understand
    that we've become husband and wife.
[10:25] Tsukasa
    Husband and wife?
[10:28] Chitose
    You can take your discourse and stuff it!
[10:31] Chitose
    If you'd just die...
[10:33] Chitose
    that would be enough...
[10:36] Chitose
    to resolve everything!
[10:41] Chitose
    You get your wish! Let's move
    this conversation elsewhere!
[10:45] Nasa
    Hey...
[10:46] Nasa
    Hey!
[10:50] Tsukasa
    Well, this is trouble.
[10:54] Nasa
    Excuse me, but isn't this
    going a little too far?
[10:57] Nasa
    Even if she knows who you are,
    Tsukasa-chan might go to the police.
[11:00] Chi
    No need to worry. She would never do that.
[11:05] Chi
    I will be holding on to your phone, however.
[11:09] Nasa
    When did you grab that?!
[11:11] Chi
    Still, you must be quite the swindler
    if you were able to trick my Nee-sama.
[11:15] Chi
    Why would she marry someone like you?
[11:19] Nasa
    You do have a point there.
[11:22] Nasa
    Could it be that...
[11:24] Nasa
    I'm actually hot?
[11:26] Chi
    Would you please die?
[11:28] Chi
    Well, it doesn't matter.
    I'm going to correct this mistake.
[11:35] Chi
    That said, I am classy,
    so I won't stoop to torture.
[11:40] Chi
    There's a simple way to wreck your marriage
    without resorting to that kind of thing.
[11:45] Nasa
    What are you talking about?
[11:49] Chi
    Tabloid journalism.
[11:51] Nasa
    That is pretty effective!
[11:53] Chi
    All I need is evidence of your infidelity
[11:56] ---
    for Nee-sama to come to her senses
    and realize she's made a mistake!
[12:00] Chi
    And then you'll be divorced in no time!
[12:04] Chi
    That being the case,
    Charlotte, Aurora, come on!
[12:09] Char
    Hi! Welcome home, Chitose-chan!
[12:13] Aur
    Welcome home, Miss.
[12:16] Aur
    Who is this?
[12:17] Char
    He's so cute!
[12:19] Char
    Is he a guest?
[12:20] Chi
    I have a special mission for you two.
[12:25] Chi
    I need tabloid pics of this man!
[12:28] Aur
    Tabloid pics? What do you mean?
[12:34] Char
    Oh, right! Okay, I see.
[12:39] Char
    I just need to take some of
    those pictures with him, right?
[12:43] Aur
    Charlotte! Aren't you being a little
    too quick to agree to this?!
[12:47] Aur
    Even if the little miss did ask you—
[12:50] Char
    Well, he is really cute...
[12:53] Chi
    Charlotte! Slow down! I didn't say
    you needed to take things that far!
[12:58] Aur
    And do you have no concept of hesitation?!
[13:00] Aur
    Hesitate a little!
[13:02] Chi
    What I want is to take some pictures that prove
     how worthless Nee-sama's husband here is,
[13:06] Chi
    and get her to lose interest in him!
[13:09] Chi
    All we need is for her to stop
    liking him! Do you understand?!
[13:13] Char
    Oh, I get it.
[13:15] Char
    But Chitose-chan...
[13:17] Char
    Your guest has run off.
[13:22] Chi
    Why didn't you say something sooner?!
[13:24] Char
    Well, you were trying so hard to explain...
[13:28] Chi
    Never mind that! Just find him!
[13:31] Char
    Right!
[13:31] Aur
    'Kay!
[13:32] Nasa
    Wow, my wife knows some intense people.
[13:37] Nasa
    But if she lived here before,
[13:39] ---
    does that mean her room is
    somewhere in this place?
[13:43] Aur
    Sir?
[13:45] Char
    Aw, I can't find him at all!
[13:48] Chi
    Show yourself!
[13:49] Nasa
    This is bad...
[13:55] Nasa
    Huh? This room...
[13:59] Nasa
    It smells like Tsukasa-chan!
SIGN    m 44 35 l 138 36 141 192 45 192
SIGN    Nasa-kun's
    inner pervert
     is beginning
     to awaken.
[14:05] Nasa
    How many people truly realize how out-of-reach
    something like this is on our planet?
[14:11] Nasa
    Since we can all see it every day,
    we fail to understand just how rare it is.
[14:16] Nasa
    But there have only been six opportunities
    in recorded history to retrieve any,
[14:21] Nasa
    with only a small amount
    having been brought back.
[14:24] Nasa
    Plagioclase?
[14:26] Nasa
    But the composition...
[14:27] ---
    There's way too much calcium.
[14:30] Nasa
    Something that we're able to look at,
    but not able to obtain...
[14:34] Nasa
    Kaguya's castle, shining in the night sky.
[14:40] Nasa
    This...
[14:42] Nasa
    It's a moon rock!
[14:49] Nasa
    They're preventing oxidization by keeping
    it enclosed and pumping out the oxygen,
[14:53] ---
    while pumping in nitrogen.
[14:55] Nasa
    I doubt anyone would go that
    far if it wasn't the real deal.
[14:59] Nasa
    The moon rocks retrieved by NASA
    are all American national treasures.
[15:04] Nasa
    With the exception of samples
    on display in museums,
[15:07] ---
    the majority of them should
    be in storage in Houston.
[15:11] Nasa
    If this really is what I think it is...
[15:14] Nasa
    It can't be.
[15:19] Char
    Oh, that's no good.
[15:23] Char
    You see, there are a lot of very
    important things in this room
[15:28] Char
    that belong to someone very important!
[15:34] Char
    Therefore, anyone who intrudes...
[15:38] Char
    gets speedy annihilation under
    Slay Evil Immediately rules!
[15:41] Nasa
    Isn't that the wrong sword
    for Slaying Evil Immediately?!
[15:44] Char
    No worries! It's the sense of justice
    that we both share, after all!
[15:49] Nasa
    I never said that!
[15:51] Aur
    Charlotte, stop that!
[15:53] Chi
    You have to be careful in that room!
[15:55] Chi
    It's where Nee-sama's moon rock is—
[16:05] Charlotte
    What's that coming out?!
SIGN    m 517 197 l 586 197 586 324 517 324
SIGN    The most
    important
     things tend
     to break.
[16:06] Nasa
    Oh, no! The nitrogen in the case!
[16:08] Nasa
    Without that nitrogen, oxygen will
    get inside, and the rock will oxidize!
[16:12] Nasa
    I'm going to need a screwdriver
    and some masking tape! Quick!
[16:15] Aur
    Right!
[16:21] Chi
    C-Can you fix it?
[16:23] Nasa
    I know how it works,
    so I should be able to.
[16:26] Aur
    Is he some kind of genius?
[16:29] Nasa
    From the way you reacted...
    is this rock the real deal?
[16:33] Chi
    Of course it is.
[16:35] Chi
    Great Grandmother practically
    begged to borrow it
[16:37] ---
    so that it could bring
    Nee-sama some comfort.
[16:40] Nasa
    Wait, why would Tsukasa-chan need it?
[16:43] Chi
    "Why"?
[16:46] Chi
    Do you not know who Nee-sama is?
[16:52] Nasa
    There. That should do it.
[16:55] Char
    Thank you!
[16:56] Aur
    Wow.
[16:57] Chi
    Do you seriously not know
    anything about Nee-sama's past?
[17:03] Nasa
    Well, I guess it's true that she
    hasn't told me much about it.
[17:07] Nasa
    But there are lots of things I do know.
[17:10] Nasa
    She's got really warm hands,
SIGN    m 67 54 l 183 54 186 225 68 225
SIGN    Note: This
    protagonist
     isn't good at
     much besides
     studying.
[17:12] Nasa
    and she's a good cook...
[17:14] Nasa
    And she's a restless sleeper!
[17:17] Nasa
    She puts her hair up in buns
    when she goes to bed, too.
[17:19] Nasa
    Other than that...
[17:20] Nasa
    Her smile is very cute!
SIGN    m 91 78 l 145 79 146 169 92 170
SIGN    Dummy.
[17:24] Chi
    Even I know all that!
[17:33] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    It's okay.
[17:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    If you can find the courage
    to reach out to me,
[17:39] (Flashback) ---
    I'll make sure to grab your hand.
[17:42] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    So hang in there.
[17:52] Chi
    From that day when you took
    my hand and saved my life,
[17:56] ---
    I decided I wanted to
    dedicate that life to you.
[17:59] Chi
    But now...
[18:02] Chi
    Why you?
[18:04] Chi
    Why? Why are you married to Nee-sama
    when you don't know anything?!
[18:10] Chi
    I'm the only one who can
    make her wish come true!
[18:13] Chi
    I'm the one who needs to marry Nee-sama!
[18:20] Char
    Hang on, Chitose-chan!
[18:21] Char
    We owe him for saving
    Tsukasa-chan's rock just now!
[18:26] Char
    Sorry about this, but...
[18:31] Char
    We really are grateful.
[18:34] Nasa
    Wait, why are you taking pictures?!
[18:37] Aur
    Uh, good question! My body moved on its own.
[18:40] Aur
    Maybe someone used a Command Seal on me?
[18:42] Nasa
    What kind of excuse is that?!
[18:46] Aur
    Don't worry. To make it up to you, I'll...
[18:49] Aur
    just composite it in Photoshop...
[18:51] Nasa
    Why would you fabricate evidence
    right in front of me?!
[18:54] Aur
    There.
[18:55] Aur
    Oh, my! I had no idea
    I took a picture like this!
[18:59] Nasa
    Now, hang on! That picture
    doesn't match the assets you used!
[19:01] Nasa
    And it was fast! Fast, and good!
[19:04] ---
    You should quit working as a maid
    and get a job in Hollywood!
[19:07] Nasa
    But—
SIGN    Rumble
[19:11] Tsukasa
    Well, this is quite a picture.
[19:14] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan! I-It's not what you think!
[19:16] Nasa
    She just edited it in Ph-Photoshop—
[19:18] Tsukasa
    Anyone who could manipulate a picture that
    quickly should get a job in Hollywood!
[19:22] Nasa
    You are totally correct!
    I was saying the same thing!
[19:25] Nasa
    How'd she even do this?!
    There's not a single trace of the composite!
[19:25] Aur
    Tabloid journalism did the trick.
    They're already fighting.
[19:28] Char
    Yep.
[19:28] Nasa
    And the positioning is
    totally natural-looking!
[19:30] Chitose
    Do you see now, Nee-sama?
    This man is terrible!
[19:34] Chitose
    It would be in your best interests
    to get divorced immediately!
[19:38] Nasa
    Divorced?!
[19:38] Tsukasa
    You're right. This calls for
    a very serious discussion.
[19:42] Nasa
    Oh, no!
[19:43] Tsukasa
    That being the case, you're coming with me.
[19:45] Tsukasa
    We need to talk in private.
[19:48] Nasa
    Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
[19:49] Tsukasa
    Don't try to get friendly with me!
[19:53] Tsukasa
    If I was Lum-chan, you'd be lit
    up like a power plant right now!
[19:58] Nasa
    Aw...
[20:00] Chi
    That worked as planned.
[20:03] Aur
    Wait, did they actually just escape?
[20:09] Nasa
    Um, er, Tsukasa-chan,
    that picture was really just—
[20:16] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[20:19] Tsukasa
    Did you really think a picture like
    this would be enough to upset me?
[20:25] Nasa
    Then what was that?
[20:27] Tsukasa
    An act to help us escape.
[20:29] Tsukasa
    And if I was really angry, it'd be...
[20:33] Tsukasa
    much worse.
[20:35] Chi
    Get back here, Nee-sama!
[20:38] Tsukasa
    Oh, she's already caught on.
[20:40] Tsukasa
    Come on, Nasa-kun! Let's get out of here!
[20:43] Tsukasa
    This way!
[20:45] Nasa
    Okay!
[20:49] Tsukasa
    Chitose doesn't know about this passage.
[20:53] Nasa
    I don't know anything about your past.
[20:57] Nasa
    I get the feeling it's more harsh
    and difficult than I can imagine.
[21:04] Nasa
    But that's not an issue to me.
[21:09] Tsukasa
    This way!
[21:11] Nasa
    What really matters to me is
    the warmth of your hand...
[21:17] Nasa
    your incredibly cute smile...
[21:19] Nasa
    and the future we're going to build together.
[21:30] Nasa
    Is this... a church?
[21:33] Tsukasa
    That's right. It's the
    Church of Alexanmarco.
[21:36] Tsukasa
    An old church on a hill
    that nobody uses anymore.
[21:39] Tsukasa
    That mansion was built in the Meiji era,
[21:42] Tsukasa
    and the escape passage was prepared
    in the event of an emergency.
[21:48] Tsukasa
    This place is really beautiful...
[21:51] Tsukasa
    So I wanted you to see it!
[21:56] Nasa
    I see...
[21:59] Nasa
    That's the whole point.
[22:03] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan.
[22:06] Nasa
    From now on, when anything
    good happens to me,
[22:08] ---
    you'll be the first to hear about it.
[22:12] Nasa
    And if anything sad happens to you,
[22:14] ---
    I'll share in that sadness.
[22:17] Nasa
    We'll share with each other,
[22:19] Nasa
    and support each other...
[22:22] Nasa
    That's the kind of couple I want us to be.
[22:27] Nasa
    I swear, I won't ever make
    you regret choosing me.
[22:34] Tsukasa
    This sounds like a proposal.
[22:38] Nasa
    It is one.
[22:40] Nasa
    I love you.
[23:22] Nasa
    That was the day I swore to love you forever.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Kaname
    How's newlywed life treating you, Senpai?
[23:32] Nasa
    Kaname-chan, I think I've
    learned what true happiness is.
[23:36] Kaname
    Your gross observations aside,
[23:38] ---
    you're forgetting something important.
[23:39] Kaname
    And I'm talking about a
    pretty critical omission!
[23:41] Kaname
    Seriously, stupid, did you really not notice?!

Season 1

E5 - Rings

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SIGN    Tachibana
SIGN    No. 3
SIGN    Everything's
    a Bargain!!
[00:08] Tsukasa
    Oh, darling!
[00:09] Tsukasa
    This is big! We'd better turn on the TV!
[00:15] Tsukasa
    Wait... now that I think about it...
[00:17] Tsukasa
    Where is the TV?
[00:20] Nasa
    I don't have one.
[00:21] Tsukasa
    What?! You don't have a TV?!
[00:24] Nasa
    N-No...
[00:26] Tsukasa
    Even though Space Jawsnado: Maximum Mission
     is gonna be on this afternoon?!
[00:31] Nasa
    Jaw...? U-Uh, wh-what is that?
[00:33] Tsukasa
    It's a movie where sharks fly through
    the sky and wage war in space!
[00:38] Nasa
    Is it any good?
[00:39] Tsukasa
    Yes, it is!
[00:41] Nasa
    O-Oh, I see...
[00:43] Nasa
    I don't really watch a lot of movies, so...
[00:45] Tsukasa
    Argh!
[00:47] Tsukasa
    Y-You've at least seen Terminator, right?
[00:51] Nasa
    I don't think so...
[00:52] Tsukasa
    What about Star Wars?
[00:53] Nasa
    I know the name.
[00:55] Nasa
    That's where they fight in space, right?
[00:57] Tsukasa
    The Human Centipede?
[00:58] Nasa
    Oh, Tsukino Mito talked
    about that on the internet.
[01:02] Nasa
    I haven't seen it, but it sounded funny.
[01:04] Tsukasa
    What have you done for your entire life?
[01:07] Nasa
    I-Is it that serious?
[01:09] Tsukasa
    Darling, listen to me.
[01:10] Tsukasa
    I would never get pushy about my
    hobby to the point of treating
[01:14] ---
    certain movies like they should
    be part of compulsory education.
[01:18] Nasa
    R-Right...
[01:19] Tsukasa
    But, for example, say that a popular series
    finally gets a long-awaited sequel!
[01:26] Tsukasa
    I want to be able to share
    that excitement with you!
[01:28] Tsukasa
    The amazement at such a
    miraculous, sudden occurrence!
[01:32] Nasa
    "Huh, there was a movie like that?"
[01:35] Tsukasa
    The thought of that kind of
    reaction is just depressing to me!
[01:38] Tsukasa
    That big of a gap in excitement
    is too much for me to bear!
[01:41] Nasa
    I... I think I understand
    where you're coming from...
[01:45] Tsukasa
    And as sweet as you are,
[01:46] ---
    knowing that I feel this way would be enough
    to make you want to check out some old movies.
[01:54] Tsukasa
    But!
[01:55] Tsukasa
    As simple as it might sound,
SIGN    Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden Mobile Galactic Wars II
SIGN    Zoku Mobile Galactic Wars
[01:57] ---
    you could end up dealing
    with a massive series of titles!
SIGN    Mobile Galactic Wars
[01:59] Tsukasa
    Numbered entries like "II" and
    "III" need no mention,
SIGN    Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden II Mobile Galactic Wars III
SIGN    New Mobile Galactic Wars
[02:03] Tsukasa
    but when you include spin-offs and
    stories set in the same universe,
SIGN    Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden III Mobile Galactic Wars IV
SIGN    New Mobile Galactic Wars II
SIGN    Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden IV
[02:07] Tsukasa
    sometimes the title doesn't even indicate
    where those entries originated from!
SIGN    Mobile Galactic Wars
    The Black Hole Front
SIGN    Mobile Galactic Wars Kiwami
SIGN    Super Mobile Galactic Wars
SIGN    Mobile Galactic Wars Alternative
SIGN    Mobile Galactic Wars: A New Beginning
SIGN    Mobile Galactic Wars: REBIRTH
SIGN    Galax-on!
[02:13] Nasa
    O-Okay...
[02:14] Tsukasa
    And!
[02:15] Tsukasa
    To get the most thorough
    enjoyment out of a title,
[02:17] ---
    you can't afford to skip checking
    out the director's previous works!
[02:21] Tsukasa
    You could have someone who made his
    debut with a sci-fi horror B-movie...
[02:26] Tsukasa
    before getting his big break with
    a low-budget sci-fi action flick,
[02:30] Tsukasa
    and then going on to make the
    biggest movie in the world!
[02:33] Tsukasa
    I'm saying that by taking a holistic
    approach to viewing a film,
[02:36] ---
    including the director's style and history,
[02:38] Tsukasa
    you can enjoy a movie more fully!
[02:40] Tsukasa
    You can't underestimate how
    deep the old movie hole goes!
[02:43] Tsukasa
    It's like stepping into a world of boundless
    knowledge that stretches out forever!
[02:48] Tsukasa
    Do you understand?!
[02:50] Nasa
    I-I understand how strongly you feel.
[02:53] Nasa
    She normally seems so cool and laid back,
[02:56] ---
    but Tsukasa-chan really loves movies.
[03:00] Char
    Hey...
[03:02] Char
    Are we gonna go after
    Tsukasa-chan and her husband?
[03:05] Aur
    No. Jawsnado is airing this afternoon.
[03:09] Chitose
    That's right. I'm sure Nee-sama
    is going to be watching.
[03:11] Chitose
    Interrupting her could get you killed.
[03:14] Char
    Is a movie with such a sloppy
    plot really any good?
[03:17] Chitose
    You just don't get it!
[03:17] {simultaneously}Aur
    That's part of the appeal!
[03:24] Nasa
    There are so many choices...
[03:27] Nasa
    Which is better, LCD or OLED?
[03:30] Tsukasa
    Why not get the cheaper one?
[03:32] Nasa
    Panasonic or Sony... which has better color?
[03:37] Tsukasa
    Why not get the cheaper one?
[03:39] Nasa
    You don't have any preferences
    for the picture or sound quality?
[03:43] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[03:44] Tsukasa
    A good movie is good no matter
    what the picture quality is!
[03:50] Nasa
    That sounded kind of profound.
[03:53] Tsukasa
    Besides, you're offering to buy a
    TV that you don't need for my sake.
[04:00] Tsukasa
    That alone makes me really happy.
[04:07] Nasa
    This has been a good shopping trip.
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SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
SIGN    Men
SIGN    Women
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Rings
[05:42] Nasa
    So I told her,
SIGN    Men
SIGN    Women
[05:44] Nasa
    "We'll share with each other,
    and support each other..."
[05:46] Nasa
    "That's the kind of couple I want us to be."
[05:48] Nasa
    Like that!
[05:51] Kaname
    And... then your wife laughed her head off
    because that comment was so gross, or...
[05:55] Nasa
    No, no, she didn't! She was really moved!
[05:58] ---
    Quit trying to rewrite my precious moments!
[06:00] Kaname
    W-Well, late or not, it's good
    that you proposed to her.
[06:05] Nasa
    I guess so.
[06:07] Nasa
    Although it wasn't really just
    a proposal. I kissed her, too.
[06:13] Nasa
    I had no idea that lips were so soft.
[06:19] Nasa
    Oh, just thinking about
    it has me feeling toasty!
[06:23] Kaname
    Gross! It seems like Senpai has
    achieved new heights of gross!
[06:28] Kaname
    But are words alone really enough?
[06:33] Kaname
    I'm talking about rings!
[06:36] ---
    If you're married, don't you
    think you should have rings?
[06:40] Nasa
    I'm not sure she would
    want something like that...
[06:43] Kaname
    Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-There it is!
[06:47] Kaname
    One of the top three things that husbands
    like to pretend are special about their wives!
[06:52] Nasa
    T-Top three things?!
[06:54] Kaname
    Number one!
[06:56] Kaname
    "Well, y'know, I brought up the idea of
    going on a trip for our anniversary..."
[06:59] Tsukasa
    "I just get nervous at those expensive
    hot springs. Let's relax at home!"
[07:03] Kaname
    "So she doesn't really like that sort of thing!"
[07:06] Kaname
    Number two!
[07:08] Kaname
    "Y'know, my wife is such a good cook that
[07:10] ---
    whenever I bring up the idea
    of going out somewhere nice..."
[07:13] Tsukasa
    "I don't really know how to appreciate
    fancy food. I'll make something myself!"
[07:16] Kaname
    "And then she just whips up something
    awesome out of whatever we have!"
[07:19] Kaname
    And number three!
[07:21] Kaname
    "See, when it comes to name brands
    and jewelry and stuff..."
[07:24] Tsukasa
    "I don't need anything expensive like that!"
[07:27] Kaname
    "She's just not interested!"
[07:30] Kaname
    It's like...
[07:31] Kaname
    Don't be so stupid!
[07:34] Kaname
    When are you guys gonna realize
    that's just your wives being nice?!
[07:42] Kaname
    That's what I mean.
[07:46] Tsukasa
    I didn't think he'd be the type
    to go in for a kiss like that.
[07:59] CM
    It's the symbol of our love.
[08:02] CM
    It's such a lovely diamond ring.
[08:05] News
    Our next story...
[08:07] News
    Three major convenience
    store franchises have—
[08:10] Nasa
    I guess it's true that most girls wouldn't
    come out and ask for an expensive ring.
[08:15] Sign
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    This
    is
     his
    personal
    opinion.
[08:16] Nasa
    But how much does a diamond
    ring cost, anyway?
[08:20] Nasa
    There's that old saying about them
    costing three months' salary...
[08:24] Tsukasa
    Sorry for the wait.
[08:26] Nasa
    Tsukasa...chan...
[08:31] Nasa
    I never caught her fresh
    out of the bath before!
[08:39] Tsukasa
    W-Well, let's head home.
[08:42] Nasa
    Yeah.
[08:45] Nasa
    Oh, I'm going to be heading
    to work this afternoon.
[08:50] Tsukasa
    You are?
[08:51] Nasa
    I took the day off yesterday
    without much warning...
[08:54] ---
    so I should really go in today.
[08:56] Nasa
    I'll be back by nine tonight.
[09:01] Tsukasa
    Nine, huh?
[09:06] Tsukasa
    Hey, darling, is that a park?
[09:10] Nasa
    Oh, yeah.
[09:12] Tsukasa
    You want to stop by, then?
[09:17] Tsukasa
    What a pretty park.
[09:19] Nasa
    And it's so quiet, with no one around.
[09:24] Tsukasa
    Why don't you have a seat, darling?
[09:27] Nasa
    I think I will, then.
[09:41] Nasa
    Wait, what is this?
    Am I supposed to do something?
[09:45] Nasa
    We're sitting together in a quiet park,
    silently looking out at a lake. What is this?
[09:58] Nasa
    Could it be she's lonely because
    I won't be back until tonight?
[10:03] Nasa
    S-S-So cute!
[10:06] Nasa
    If that's true, my wife
    is so unbelievably cute!
[10:35] Char
    They're smooching.
[10:36] Aur
    Yes, they are.
[10:38] Char
    Should we report this to Chitose-chan?
[10:41] Aur
    I wouldn't! She'd get so mad,
    the house might catch fire! Don't do it!
[10:48] Tsukasa
    H-Honestly! It's the middle of the
    day and we're outdoors, you know!
[10:52] Nasa
    S-S-Sorry!
[10:54] Nasa
    But... I just... thought you looked lonely.
[10:58] Tsukasa
    I-It would've been embarrassing
    if someone saw us!
[11:01] Aur
    Someone did see you.
[11:03] Char
    Yeah, you were seen.
[11:05] Tsukasa
    And darling, I'm surprised by
    how aggressive you can be.
[11:09] Nasa
    I-I'm not usually!
[11:12] Nasa
    I-It's just... when it's you... I feel that way...
[11:18] Tsukasa
    Perv.
[11:19] Nasa
    It's not like that! You're just
     too cute, Tsukasa-chan!
[11:24] Tsukasa
    Stop it, dummy! You're not supposed
    to shout things like that!
[11:27] Nasa
    But you're just so cute!
[11:28] Char
    What exactly are we looking at?
[11:31] Aur
    How should I know?
[11:35] Nasa
    I'm going now.
[11:37] Tsukasa
    Okay. Have a safe trip.
[11:41] Tsukasa
    What's wrong?
[11:43] Nasa
    Well... it's just...
[11:45] Nasa
    You won't be gone when I get back, right?
[11:53] Tsukasa
    If you're worried about it,
[11:55] Tsukasa
    hurry back as soon as you can.
[12:00] Nasa
    Okay! I'm going!
[12:02] Tsukasa
    Have a safe trip.
[12:15] Nasa
    I have to say, she was so cute at the park...
[12:20] Nasa
    She felt lonely because I was going to work.
[12:23] ---
    That's cute enough to kill me.
[12:27] Nasa
    I feel kind of bad about leaving her, though.
[12:31] Nasa
    Not to mention I miss her myself.
[12:35] Nasa
    If only there was some way to ease
    that loneliness, even when we're apart...
[12:43] Nasa
    Maybe that's what the ring is for?
[12:45] Nasa
    Something to remind me of
    you when you're not here.
[12:48] Nasa
    Something to show you that I'm with you.
[12:51] Nasa
    That must be it!
[12:53] Nasa
    That's what rings are for!
[12:56] Nasa
    Rings that are like our
    eternal love given form!
[13:02] Nasa
    I was sure that a miracle would happen.
[13:05] Nasa
    That I'd be able to meet you again
    after we were separated on that day.
[13:11] Nasa
    So I took a bunch of service and delivery jobs.
[13:14] Nasa
    Searching for you among all those people...
[13:20] Nasa
    But I never found you,
    and the lonely nights continued.
[13:27] Nasa
    I was so sad for so long.
[13:33] Nasa
    But now...
[13:41] Nasa
    Something smells good. Is she cooking fish?
[13:45] Nasa
    I'm home.
[13:46] Tsukasa
    Welcome home. I hope you
    had a good day at work.
[13:54] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan...
[13:55] Nasa
    Do you want an engagement ring?
[14:00] Tsukasa
    An engagement ring?
[14:02] Nasa
    Yeah! As the symbol of our love!
[14:04] Nasa
    A diamond shining on your ring finger!
[14:08] Nasa
    Our relationship shining
     with our eternal love!
[14:12] Nasa
    It's so dreamy!
[14:14] Tsukasa
    My husband is suddenly
    acting very romantic.
[14:18] Tsukasa
    I'm not sure I need one, though.
[14:21] Tsukasa
    We're already married, so getting
    an engagement ring would be weird.
[14:25] Nasa
    B-But what about having a diamond ring on
    both our fingers to represent our love?
[14:32] Tsukasa
    Both our fingers?
[14:33] [SONG] Sign
    Wedding Rings
[14:34] Tsukasa
    Darling, are you talking about wedding rings?
SIGN    Engagement Rings
[14:39] Nasa
    Are wedding rings and
    engagement rings different?
[14:43] Tsukasa
    An engagement ring is the gift that's given
    to the wife-to-be during the proposal.
[14:48] ---
    That's the one that's supposed
    to cost three months' salary.
[14:52] Tsukasa
    They tend to have big diamonds
    and look really gorgeous.
[14:56] Tsukasa
    That's an engagement ring.
[14:59] Tsukasa
    The man gives it to the woman,
     so there's only one.
[15:03] Tsukasa
    And since they tend to look flashy,
[15:08] ---
    you usually only wear them at
    parties or formal occasions.
[15:13] Tsukasa
    Now, what you were talking
    about is wedding rings.
[15:16] Tsukasa
    Both husband and wife have one,
    and they wear them on their ring fingers.
[15:20] Tsukasa
    The designs tend to differ
    for men and women,
[15:23] ---
    but you're meant to wear them all day,
[15:26] Tsukasa
    so simpler ones are usually preferred.
[15:29] Nasa
    I-I see.
[15:31] Nasa
    That means we need three rings total, between
    the engagement ring and wedding rings...
[15:36] Tsukasa
    No, no.
[15:38] Tsukasa
    Getting an engagement ring would
    be kind of weird after a proposal,
[15:43] ---
    much less being married already.
[15:45] Tsukasa
    And we don't really need wedding rings,
    either. It'd be a waste of money.
[15:50] Nasa
    B-B-B-B-B-B-But why?
[15:52] Nasa
    Don't you want a symbol of
    our everlasting love?
[15:56] Tsukasa
    W-Well, the idea is definitely romantic.
[16:00] Tsukasa
    But like I said before,
    diamonds are expensive,
[16:03] ---
    and it'd be a waste of money.
    I already appreciate the sentiment.
[16:06] Nasa
    B-But it's the symbol of our love...
[16:10] Nasa
    Wouldn't it be best to have
    diamond wedding rings
[16:12] ---
    as the best possible embodiment of our love?
[16:15] Tsukasa
    Y-You really want this that badly?
[16:19] Tsukasa
    He's not going to give up without a struggle.
[16:23] Tsukasa
    And I'm pretty sure my darling
    doesn't realize what a diamond costs.
[16:31] Tsukasa
    In that case, let's go to
    Omotesando tomorrow.
[16:36] Nasa
    Omotesando?
[16:38] Tsukasa
    Yeah. The Honey Winston store in Omotesando!
[16:53] Nasa
    I-Is this one-carat diamond
    ring part of a pair?
[16:58] Clerk
    No, that's the price for a single ring.
[17:02] Clerk
    One-carat prices tend to
    start at 3.4 million yen.
[17:07] Clerk
    We have higher-grade pieces available.
[17:10] ---
    Should I bring them out?
[17:12] Nasa
    Uh, no! I think...
[17:14] Nasa
    T-To be honest...
[17:16] Nasa
    These would be expensive even
    if you knocked two digits off!
[17:21] Nasa
    Wh-Why are the diamonds here so expensive?
[17:25] Clerk
    Sir, that is because we at Honey Winston deal
     in the highest-quality diamonds on Earth!
[17:33] Clerk
    Certainly, a lower-quality diamond
    would be fine for a casual accessory...
[17:38] Clerk
    But engagement rings and wedding rings are
    irreplaceable, once-in-a-lifetime diamonds!
[17:44] Clerk
    Can you imagine thinking this
    every time you looked at yours?
[17:49] Clerk
    "I bet there are much
    nicer diamonds out there!"
[17:53] Clerk
    But at Honey Winston,
    that will not be a concern!
[17:57] Clerk
    Because no company in the world deals
    with higher-quality diamonds than us!
[18:04] Nasa
    I-I see...
[18:05] Nasa
    True, it is a once-in-a-lifetime buy,
    and I'd hate to regret it.
[18:09] Nasa
    And they're expensive...
[18:11] Nasa
    Expensive, but not totally out of reach!
SIGN    Total Assets
[18:14] Nasa
    Plus...
[18:19] Nasa
    Uh, th-th-then... I-I'll take—
[18:22] Tsukasa
    Let's give you a second
    to calm down, darling!
[18:26] Clerk
    Thank you for dropping by.
SIGN    Harappa Park
[18:32] Tsukasa
    Darling, calm down for a second.
[18:34] Tsukasa
    I thought seeing the prices
    would get you to back down,
[18:37] Tsukasa
    not charge in head-first.
[18:38] Nasa
    But a diamond is
    once-in-lifetime purchase!
[18:41] ---
    And Honey Winston's are
    the best in the world...
[18:44] Tsukasa
    If you plan on buying an engagement ring and
    a pair of wedding rings, that'd be three!
[18:48] Tsukasa
    I don't know how much money you have,
[18:49] ---
    but do you really want to
    spend that much on rings?
[18:52] Nasa
    But... the symbol of our love...
[18:54] Tsukasa
    He's really set on this, huh?
[18:57] Tsukasa
    Then let's go to Okachimachi
    this time! Come on.
[19:01] Nasa
    Okachimachi?
SIGN    Super Cheap
SIGN    Diamond Market
SIGN    MEGA
[19:05] Nasa
    The one-carat diamond that was
    3,600,000 yen before is 298,000 here?!
[19:10] Clerk
    Now, that's not the nicest quality,
[19:12] ---
    so I'm betting you can tell it's
    less impressive than others.
[19:16] Nasa
    N-Now that you mention it...
[19:17] Clerk
    But get a load of this one!
SIGN     Ultimate Best Value!!
     Top Recommendation!!
[19:19] Nasa
    Oh, wow!
[19:20] Nasa
    This one is so shiny,
    and it's only 680,000 yen!
[19:23] Nasa
    What's with this town, Tsukasa-chan?
    Everything is super cheap!
[19:26] Tsukasa
    Simmer down there, darling.
[19:30] Tsukasa
    680,000 yen isn't actually cheap.
[19:33] Nasa
    Huh?!
[19:36] Nasa
    I mean, it was cheaper than Honey Winston,
[19:39] ---
    but even I could tell the 300,000 yen
     one-carat diamond was duller...
[19:44] Nasa
    But if you go for higher quality,
    the price jumps to 500,000 or 600,000!
[19:48] Tsukasa
    Do you get it now?
    Diamonds are too expensive.
[19:51] Tsukasa
    You should use that money on something
    more practical than some tiny rocks.
[19:56] Nasa
    But if you had a ring...
[19:59] Nasa
    I thought you'd be less lonely.
[20:03] Tsukasa
    Less lonely?
[20:06] Nasa
    Well, I thought that with a ring,
    even if we were separated,
[20:11] ---
    we'd have something to
    remind us of each other...
[20:14] Nasa
    So that we'd be less lonely
    when we were apart.
[20:18] Tsukasa
    Oh, I see.
[20:20] Tsukasa
    He wanted it for my sake.
[20:34] Tsukasa
    Thank you.
[20:37] Tsukasa
    I love you.
SIGN    Super Cheap
SIGN    Diamond Market
[20:40] Clerk
    These are the lowest-priced
    diamond rings we have!
SIGN    Big Savings!!
[20:44] Clerk
    It's 32,000 yen for the pair!
[20:50] Nasa
    We ended up getting the
    cheapest pair of rings.
[20:53] Nasa
    Are you sure these are the
    wedding rings you want?
[20:56] Tsukasa
    Of course!
[20:58] Tsukasa
    I mean, I'll remember today
    whenever I look at this ring.
[21:04] Tsukasa
    I'll remember how Honey Winston had you beat,
[21:08] Tsukasa
    and how we ended up getting the
    cheapest diamonds in Okachimachi.
[21:14] Tsukasa
    And...
[21:15] Tsukasa
    I'll remember how kind you are,
[21:18] ---
    and how much you care about me,
     every time I look at it.
[21:24] Tsukasa
    I'm sure that'll give it a
    shine that will never fade.
[21:28] Tsukasa
    I know I won't ever forget
[21:30] Tsukasa
    the fact that you loved me.
[21:36] Tsukasa
    That'll stay with me.
[21:40] Tsukasa
    Plus, 32,000 yen isn't cheap, either.
[21:45] Nasa
    You've got a point.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Tsukasa
    You only need a witness to turn
    in a wedding registration,
[23:32] ---
    but you need a guarantor
    when you're renting a place.
[23:35] Nasa
    We're not going to be able to get
    just any random person this time.
[23:38] Tsukasa
    We might end up indebted to the emperor of
    something-or-other if we're not careful.
[23:41] Nasa
    Does that mean...
[23:41] ---
    we're finally going to have
    to jump that hurdle?!

Season 1

E6 - News

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[00:08] Nasa
    If I had to explain how this happened
    after a few days of cohabitation...
SIGN    Minutes earlier.
[00:14] Nasa
    My wife seems to go a bit
    feral when she's asleep.
[00:18] Nasa
    Is this how it is for all girls?
[00:21] Nasa
    She puts her hair up every day before bed,
[00:23] ---
    but it comes loose almost instantly.
[00:35] Nasa
    And she must have a high body temperature,
[00:37] ---
    because she always goes to drink water.
[00:40] Nasa
    And on her way back, while half-asleep,
    she tries to grab my covers.
[00:45] Nasa
    But tonight...
[00:56] Nasa
    And currently...
[00:59] Nasa
    What do I do?
[01:01] Nasa
    Is it okay if I hold her like this?
[01:04] Nasa
    But what if she wakes up from the contact?
[01:10] Nasa
    No! Even if she wakes up from me
    grabbing her, it's not a problem!
[01:13] Nasa
    Because Tsukasa-chan is my wife!
[01:20] Nasa
    I've never held her before...
[01:23] Nasa
    I didn't know that girls were so warm.
[01:26] Nasa
    And she smells so good,
    it's giving me brain static.
[01:30] Nasa
    This is dangerous! She's so warm,
    and smells so good, and...
[01:36] Nasa
    Oh, wow! These make great hand rests!
SIGN    That's not what
     those are for.
[01:40] Nasa
    This is too much! Seriously!
[01:59] Nasa
    A few minutes after falling asleep,
[02:01] ---
    my wife rolled back onto her futon.
[02:05] Nasa
    But before she did...
    I smooched her three more times.
[02:14] Tsukasa
    Didn't get enough sleep?
[02:16] Nasa
    Kind of.
[02:17] Nasa
    I didn't get a wink of sleep after that.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
[03:51] Nasa
    After last night's events, I realized...
SIGN    Episode 6
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[03:55] Nasa
    I really want a double bed!
[03:59] Nasa
    Not for anything perverted, mind you!
[04:01] Nasa
    I mean, I can't have my wife sleeping
    on the floor all the time, can I?
[04:05] Nasa
    And if we're going to be
    living together from now on,
[04:08] ---
    it's inefficient to have two
    separate sleeping spaces.
[04:12] Nasa
    Plus... y'know, with the
    thing being the way it is,
[04:16] Nasa
    and that being all that...
[04:18] Nasa
    But that means moving.
[04:21] Nasa
    This place is a little
    cramped for two people.
[04:24] Nasa
    I'd want at least a one-bedroom apartment
[04:27] ---
    so that we'd have a separate living room...
[04:30] Nasa
    A living room...
[04:32] Nasa
    We could get a bigger TV, then.
[04:35] Nasa
    Yeah! And that'd mean getting a sofa, right?
[04:39] Nasa
    And then we could have
    movie nights together.
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[04:55] Nasa
    But there's more to it than that!
[04:58] Nasa
    A bigger apartment means having a bath.
[05:03] Tsukasa
    Say, darling?
[05:06] Tsukasa
    Do you want to join me?
[05:09] Nasa
    Listen, Tsukasa-chan!
[05:10] Nasa
    Would you like to move into a bigger place?!
[05:14] Tsukasa
    A bigger place?
[05:16] Tsukasa
    Not really. Things are fine the way they are.
[05:20] Nasa
    But, y'know, this place is pretty tiny!
[05:26] Tsukasa
    True, but... that helps
    me feel closer to you.
[05:32] Nasa
    I-I hadn't considered that!
[05:35] Nasa
    I guess things are great either way!
[05:39] Nasa
    The world is full of protagonists who
    want to become the king of the pirates,
[05:44] ---
    or eradicate titans from the world.
[05:47] ---
    And like them, I have a
    dream I can't give up on:
[05:50] ---
    to sleep in the same bed as my wife!
[05:53] Kaname
    You moving, Senpai?
[05:56] Nasa
    Well, it's not set in stone yet.
[06:00] Nasa
    But that place is so small, two people
    sleeping there is kind of pushing it.
[06:04] Kaname
    Wait, are the two of you not
    sleeping in the same bed?
[06:09] Nasa
    Naturally. I'm in the bed, and she
    sleeps in a futon on the floor.
[06:13] Kaname
    So I guess you haven't fallen
    asleep holding hands, then.
[06:19] Nasa
    Falling asleep... holding hands?!
[06:22] Tsukasa
    Say, darling... will you hold
    my hand until I fall asleep?
[06:29] Nasa
    I-I see! All I need to do is get
    us on the same surface level,
[06:32] ---
    and then I can live out that dream!
[06:35] Nasa
    I hadn't anticipated this!
[06:37] Kaname
    "Surface level"?
[06:38] Kaname
    Does she even want to move, though?
[06:41] Nasa
    Well, she said she doesn't mind
    the lack of space at all.
[06:45] Kaname
    What a nice wife!
[06:48] Nasa
    Plus, if we do move, we'd probably
    want a place with a bath,
[06:52] ---
    which means not coming here every morning.
[06:57] Nasa
    So maybe things are fine the way they are.
[06:59] Kaname
    Well, that works out great!
[07:02] Kaname
    Although...
[07:03] Kaname
    If I got married to a guy who
    had us living indefinitely
[07:06] ---
    in a tiny studio apartment with
    no bath, I'd kick his butt.
[07:09] Kaname
    And if he gave me any "a tiny
    home isn't so bad" nonsense,
[07:12] ---
    I'd burn the place down
    as an excuse to move out!
[07:18] Nasa
    She's right. It's not like we can live
    in that tiny place indefinitely.
[07:22] Nasa
    But if I try to force the issue
    about getting into a bigger place...
[07:27] Tsukasa
    I see. I guess you're not
    comfortable having me so close by.
[07:31] Tsukasa
    Goodbye.
[07:32] Nasa
    That's not it!
[07:33] Nasa
    It's not that I don't want you around!
[07:35] Nasa
    It's about different surface levels!
[07:39] Nasa
    I'll have to choose my words carefully,
[07:42] ---
    so as not to upset her.
[07:44] Nasa
    I'm home.
[07:54] Nasa
    Sorry!
[07:55] Tsukasa
    Er, no, I should apologize!
[07:58] Nasa
    So as we've seen...
[07:59] Nasa
    Having a lack of living space can
    give rise to unfortunate accidents.
[08:04] Nasa
    Although I would personally not use
    those words to describe what happened.
[08:08] Nasa
    That being the case, I'd like to present
    the benefits of moving into a bigger place.
[08:16] Tsukasa
    R-Right. Please, continue.
[08:19] Nasa
    First of all, Tsukasa-san,
[08:20] ---
    you've stated you were fine
    with the way things are.
[08:24] Tsukasa
    W-Well, moving takes a lot of time and money,
[08:30] ---
    so I figured things would be fine as-is.
[08:32] Nasa
    I see.
[08:34] Nasa
    But if we move into a bigger place,
[08:37] Nasa
    we can buy a projector
[08:38] ---
    and watch movies with the same kind of
    immersion that you would get in a theater!
[08:43] Tsukasa
    W-Well, as amazing as that sounds,
     it's not really justification for...
[08:49] Nasa
    Furthermore, we'll put shelving
    on one of the walls
[08:51] ---
    and set out all of your
    favorite DVDs for display!
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[08:55] Tsukasa
    W-W-Would that also apply to manga?!
[08:59] Nasa
    I assure you, it would.
[09:01] Tsukasa
    R-Remarkable...
[09:03] Tsukasa
    B-But there's still the cost to consider.
[09:07] Nasa
    There's one other thing, a bit of
    information I dug up independently...
[09:12] Nasa
    If we were sleeping on
    the same level surface,
[09:14] ---
    we could go to bed while holding hands.
[09:18] Tsukasa
    W-Well, if we find the right property...
[09:22] Tsukasa
    If we're going to get a new place,
     won't we need a guarantor?
[09:27] Nasa
    A guarantor?
[09:29] Nasa
    I assumed we'd get my parents to do it,
     like with my current place...
[09:32] Nasa
    Wait.
[09:34] Nasa
    Come to think of it, I didn't
    tell them I got married.
[09:38] Nasa
    It's probably going to come as a
    surprise to hear it out of nowhere.
[09:43] Tsukasa
    Of course it is.
[09:45] Tsukasa
    Any parents who wouldn't be
    surprised are probably crazy.
SIGN    Mom
[09:50] Tsukasa
    Should I talk to them, too?
[09:52] Nasa
    No.
[09:54] Nasa
    Not just yet, anyway. Go on in.
[09:56] Tsukasa
    Okay.
[10:00] Tsukasa
    Good luck!
[10:08] Nasa
    Oh, hey.
[10:12] Nasa
    Yeah, it's been a while.
[10:16] Nasa
    So there was something
    I wanted to let you know.
[10:22] Nasa
    Yeah. The thing is...
[10:25] Nasa
    I got married, so...
[10:31] Nasa
    My mom just made a sound
    I've never heard before.
[10:35] Nasa
    Look, it's okay!
[10:38] Nasa
    The girl? I told you about
    her before, remember?
[10:42] Nasa
    From the accident.
    She was the one who saved me.
[10:45] Nasa
    Right! The super-cute girl!
[10:49] Nasa
    I just wanted to let you know.
[10:51] ---
    I know. Believe me, I understand.
    I'll call again later.
[10:56] Tsukasa
    H-How'd it go?
[10:58] Nasa
    Good. There should be no problems.
[11:01] Tsukasa
    There's no way that's true.
[11:03] Tsukasa
    And what exactly did you tell your
    parents about me after the accident?
[11:09] Nasa
    I said the cutest girl
    in the universe saved me.
[11:13] Tsukasa
    D-Don't you think that description is gonna
    make meeting them kind of awkward?!
[11:17] Nasa
    Not at all. You are the cutest
    in the universe, Tsukasa-chan!
[11:25] Tsukasa
    Still, I do think that we
    should go and see them.
[11:34] Nasa
    You're right about that.
[11:38] Nasa
    Meeting the parents, huh?
[11:41] Tsukasa
    Feeling nervous about it?
[11:44] Nasa
    I hate to admit it,
[11:47] Nasa
    but I'm kind of embarrassed.
[11:49] Nasa
    It's just that you're so cute...
[11:51] ---
    Like, really cute, so introducing you
    to my parents is kind of embarrassing.
[11:56] Nasa
    Plus, my parents are pretty weird,
[12:00] ---
    so I just know they're going
    to say something stupid.
[12:03] Tsukasa
    They are?
[12:07] Nasa
    It's from my mom. That's rare.
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    I'm onto you.
[12:13] Nasa
    Well, that's an ominous message.
SIGN    Wh... What about...?
SIGN    Nasa
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Your place is too small
     for a married couple
     to live in, right?
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    So right now,
     Nasa-kun...
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    You're thinking
     about moving!!
SIGN    Mom
[12:25] Mom
    I've figured it all out!
[12:27] Mom
    That call yesterday was because
    you weren't sure what to do
[12:29] ---
    about a guarantor for your new place!
[12:31] Mom
    In other words, you were
    feeling us out about that,
[12:34] ---
    and just so happened to
    inform us about your wedding.
[12:36] Mom
    Your mother has seen the truth!
[12:37] Mom
    Now go ahead and try to deny it if you can!
[12:42] Tsukasa
    That explains it. You get your
    intelligence from your parents, then.
[12:46] Nasa
    Yeah, but...
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Now go ahead and try
     to deny it if you can!
SIGN    Now go ahead and try
    to deny it, if you can!
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
[12:49] Nasa
    See, this is what I was talking about!
[12:51] Nasa
    They both act like this!
[12:53] ---
    That's why I didn't want you to meet them!
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    But unless you introduce us, we're
     not going to be your guarantors.
[13:00] Tsukasa
    She's got you there.
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    But unless you introduce us, we're
     not going to be your guarantors.
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Make sure to come home this week.
     And of course, bring your new wife.
[13:04] Tsukasa
    You heard her.
[13:07] Nasa
    Seriously! These parents of
    mine are just so... seriously!
[13:09] Tsukasa
    Still, if I had to guess...
    she does seem kind of mad.
[13:14] Nasa
    Y-Yeah, probably.
[13:17] Tsukasa
    We've only got one option, then.
[13:19] Tsukasa
    Let's visit them as soon as we can.
[13:21] Nasa
    Huh? B-But...
[13:23] Tsukasa
    It's okay.
[13:25] Tsukasa
    Even if they're mad,
    they're your parents, so...
[13:28] Tsukasa
    It'll be okay.
[13:37] Tsukasa
    Where do your parents live, anyway?
[13:43] Nasa
    In Nara Prefecture.
[13:45] Chitose
    What? They're going to
    introduce her to his parents?
[13:49] Char
    Yep. All the way over in Nara, apparently.
[13:52] Chitose
    Nara?
[13:54] Chitose
    You mean he's not originally from Tokyo?
[13:57] Char
    Seems so!
[14:00] Aur
    I guess, depending on how you look at it,
[14:03] ---
    this could also be their honeymoon.
[14:10] Nasa
    Wait, isn't this the perfect
    opportunity for a honeymoon?
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SIGN    Kyoto
SIGN    Nara
[14:15] Nasa
    The typical route from Tokyo to Nara
    involves taking the Shinkansen to Kyoto,
[14:20] ---
    and then the Kintetsu Railway to Nara.
SIGN    Transfer
[14:22] Nasa
    So if we presume we're staying
    the night at their house,
SIGN    Parents'
     House
[14:25] Nasa
    that means I'll be able to see the
    sights in Kyoto and Nara with my wife.
[14:29] Nasa
    Introducing Tsukasa-chan to my
    parents doesn't sound great,
[14:33] ---
    but if I think of it as a honeymoon...
[14:36] Nasa
    Maybe going home won't be so bad.
[14:39] Tsukasa
    If that's the case...
[14:41] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?!
[14:42] Tsukasa
    If we're going on a trip,
    there's something I'd like to buy.
[14:47] Tsukasa
    I want to get a camera.
[14:51] Nasa
    Yeah, it makes sense to want a
    camera if you're going sightseeing.
[14:54] Tsukasa
    I didn't want to take pictures
    of the local sights, though.
[15:00] Tsukasa
    I wanted pictures of my
    life with you, Nasa-kun.
[15:05] Nasa
    Our life?
[15:07] Tsukasa
    I want to take one picture a day,
[15:11] ---
    to leave a little record of where we've been.
[15:14] Nasa
    Every day?
[15:15] Tsukasa
    Yep, every day.
[15:17] Tsukasa
    The whole point is to do it every day.
[15:19] Tsukasa
    Don't worry. I'm going to stick to it.
[15:22] Tsukasa
    People tend to forget something
    in their daily routine...
[15:28] Tsukasa
    That every single day they have with
    the person they love is precious.
[15:34] Tsukasa
    So I want to make a record of
    our time together, bit by bit.
[15:39] Tsukasa
    A secret diary of our married life.
[15:43] Nasa
    Secret...
[15:45] Tsukasa
    Do you not like the sound of it?
[15:48] Nasa
    O-O-O-Of course not!
[15:50] Nasa
    It sounds great to me!
[15:54] Nasa
    A secret between just the two of us?
[15:56] Nasa
    That actually sounds kind of exciting!
[15:58] Nasa
    It's a great idea!
[16:00] Nasa
    And being able to have a detailed
    record of your daily life
[16:03] ---
    is something that only modern
    technology makes viable!
[16:06] Nasa
    I-In that case, can I take a
    picture of you, Tsukasa-chan?
[16:10] Tsukasa
    Huh? Me?
[16:12] Nasa
    Here I go!
[16:21] Tsukasa
    H-How's it look?
[16:23] Nasa
    I-I'm not exactly sure why, but...
[16:26] Nasa
    Something about this camera
    is really exciting!
SIGN    Something awakened in the boy that day.
[16:31] Nasa
    C-C-C-Can I take a few more?
[16:44] Nasa
    This is bad! I can't stop!
[16:51] Tsukasa
    Darling... can I see the camera?
[16:54] Nasa
    Huh?!
[17:01] Tsukasa
    That should do for today.
[17:04] Tsukasa
    Now I'll never forget the
    day my husband decided to
[17:06] ---
    suddenly shoot a bunch of
    pictures of me, his eyes bloodshot.
[17:09] ---
    It'll be the first picture.
[17:11] Nasa
    Th-That's so embarrassing!
[17:17] Nasa
    Pictures you would never want anyone else
    to see will be part of our memories!
[17:28] Nasa
    So this is the bus terminal for night buses...
[17:32] Nasa
    Hey, Tsukasa-chan, come here for a sec!
[17:35] Tsukasa
    Over there?
[17:40] Nasa
    Now look this way!
[17:44] Nasa
    This is crazy! She's so cute,
    no matter what kind of picture I take!
[17:48] Nasa
    I'm gonna need more than
    just a 64GB memory card!
[17:51] Nasa
    So, so crazy!
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SIGN    The crazier thing
    is how he tends
    to get fixated on
    things and then
     go to extremes.
SIGN    Akuma Meeter
SIGN    Kyoto • Osaka • Kobe
SIGN    The Manstar
SIGN    Kyoto • Umeda, Osaka
[17:59] Nasa
    Are you sure you wouldn't
    rather take the Shinkansen?
[18:02] Nasa
    I've got enough money to
    get us into first class.
[18:06] Tsukasa
    It's okay.
[18:07] Tsukasa
    A bus works just fine.
    We'll sleep, and then we'll be there.
[18:11] Tsukasa
    Plus... only 150 years ago, it'd take two weeks
    to make the trip on foot on the Tokaido.
[18:17] Tsukasa
    Being able to make the trip in a single
    night is like a dream come true.
[18:20] Nasa
    Uh, I'm not sure you should be comparing
    totally different periods of history!
[18:26] Nasa
    Huh, so this is what it looks on the inside.
[18:29] Tsukasa
    It's nice and clean.
[18:32] Tsukasa
    What time will we reach Kyoto?
[18:35] Nasa
    Sometime around 6:00 AM tomorrow.
[18:38] Nasa
    There'll be stops at service
    areas every two hours,
[18:42] Nasa
    with one of those stops lasting 50 minutes.
[18:44] Tsukasa
    I see.
[18:46] Nasa
    But if you want to, you can just
    sleep through the stops, too.
[18:49] Tsukasa
    I definitely want to get off.
[18:51] Nasa
    Really?
[18:53] Tsukasa
    I mean, it's a late-night
    stop at a service area!
[18:55] Tsukasa
    How could you not be excited?!
[18:58] Tsukasa
    I might end up ordering a bowl
    of udon for no good reason!
[19:00] Tsukasa
    Or buttered potatoes!
[19:01] Tsukasa
    They might even have
    hamburger vending machines!
[19:04] Nasa
    R-Really?
[19:06] Driver
    The bus will be departing soon.
[19:10] Tsukasa
    It's finally time...
[19:13] Tsukasa
    I'm really looking forward to
    meeting your parents, Nasa-kun.
[19:18] Nasa
    I just hope you won't be disappointed.
[19:22] Tsukasa
    There's no way I could be.
[19:25] Tsukasa
    I'm sure they're nice people.
[19:28] Chitose
    Why didn't they take the Shinkansen?
[19:31] Char
    Maybe they couldn't afford it?
[19:33] Chitose
    Well, it doesn't matter.
    Let's get going after that bus.
[19:37] Char
    Okay!
[19:38] Aur
    Wait, you want to follow
    them all the way to Nara?!
[19:41] Chitose
    That's right.
[19:43] Aur
    Tokiko-san is going to be mad!
[19:45] Chitose
    I don't care!
[19:47] Chitose
    Meeting his parents and
    getting their approval?!
[19:50] Chitose
    Oh, I don't think so!
[19:52] Chitose
    I haven't approved of their marriage at all!
[19:59] Char
    I forget, is Chitose-chan
    her mom or something?
[20:03] Aur
    She's technically not even her sister.
[20:06] Nasa
    I know all I'm doing is sitting,
[20:10] ---
    but this is kind of uncomfortable.
    It's hard to sleep.
[20:13] Nasa
    But we're not supposed to take out our
    smartphones or any sources of light.
[20:16] Nasa
    What should I do?
[20:20] Nasa
    A-Amazing. Even with the
    rock-hard seats and lack of space,
[20:24] ---
    she's already out like a light.
[20:26] Nasa
    And man, she looks as cute asleep as ever!
[20:30] Nasa
    Given the circumstances,
    I kinda wish she'd lean on me.
SIGN    E • da • ya • n
[20:39] Nasa
    N-Now I really can't sleep!
SIGN    Bus Parking
[20:43] Driver
    We will take a 50-minute break here.
[20:48] Tsukasa
    That was quite a nap!
[20:50] Tsukasa
    There's something really convenient about
    being able to travel so far while sleeping.
[20:54] Tsukasa
    Huh?
[20:57] Tsukasa
    A-Are you okay?!
[20:59] Tsukasa
    Darling, did you have trouble sleeping?
[21:02] Nasa
    Uh... well... did the hardness of the
    seat or the incline not bother you?
[21:09] Tsukasa
    Not at all. The air conditioning was on,
     too, so it was really comfortable.
[21:13] Nasa
    I had a vague idea about this before,
[21:16] Nasa
    but my wife is super-duper tough!
[21:19] Nasa
    Her ability to adapt to her
    surroundings is incredible.
[21:22] Nasa
    She honestly was comfortable inside that bus!
[21:25] Nasa
    But I guess it makes sense, when I consider
    how she saved me when we first met.
[21:30] Nasa
    She's got to be stronger than average!
[21:33] Tsukasa
    Do you think we should've taken
    the Shinkansen after all?
[21:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    A bus works just fine.
[21:38] Nasa
    Is she thinking it might be her fault?
[21:41] Nasa
    Oh, no! I can't let her worry
    about something like this!
[21:48] Nasa
    Don't worry!
[21:50] Nasa
    I was actually totally fine, too!
[21:52] Nasa
    Now, let's check out the food court!
[21:55] Nasa
    A service area late at night!
    This sure is exciting!
[22:04] Aur
    Well, they certainly get along.
[22:07] Char
    He is so sweet!
[22:09] Char
    Do you really wanna break
    up such a nice couple?
[22:13] Aur
    Do you have no human empathy?
[22:15] Chitose
    Shut up!
[22:17] Chitose
    It doesn't matter how well they get along!
[22:20] Aur
    Oh, she's getting mad at us now.
[22:21] Char
    She sure is.
[22:23] Chitose
    I said shut up!
[22:25] Chitose
    Listen up! There's a reason the
    phrase "Narita divorce" exists!
[22:30] Chitose
    Honeymoons are extremely
    dangerous to spouses!
[22:33] Chitose
    I'm going to teach them that!
[22:36] [SONG] Sign
    To Be Continued!!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Aur
    Well, they've left for their honeymoon trip.
[23:33] Chitose
    Unbelievable! Who does he think he is,
    getting so lovey-dovey on his honeymoon?!
[23:37] Char
    Wouldn't he be acting lovey-dovey
    because it's their honeymoon?
[23:40] Chitose
    Shut up!
[23:41] Chitose
    I'm going to teach them just how
    dangerous this trip really is!

Season 1

E7 - Trip

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SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Trip
[01:38] Aur
    Well, they certainly get along.
[01:40] Char
    He is so sweet!
[01:42] Char
    Do you really wanna break
    up such a nice couple?
[01:45] Aur
    Do you have no human empathy?
[01:48] Chitose
    Shut up!
[01:49] Chitose
    It doesn't matter how well they get along!
[01:52] Aur
    Oh, she's getting mad at us now.
[01:54] Char
    She sure is.
[01:55] Aur
    I said shut up!
[01:57] Aur
    Honeymoons are so dangerous for couples
    that the phrase "Narita divorce" exists!
[02:03] Aur
    Narita divorce?
[02:05] Char
    It's when newlyweds run into the smallest
    problems during their honeymoon,
[02:09] Char
    and they blow up so bad over them, they divorce
    as soon as they're back at Narita Airport!
[02:12] Chitose
    Exactly!
[02:13] Chitose
    Even the smallest issue can
    spell doom for a romance!
[02:16] Aur
    And you're going to arrange
    for that kind of issue?
[02:20] Chitose
    I won't need to.
[02:21] Chitose
    It's already happening!
[02:25] Nasa
    Huh?
[02:26] Tsukasa
    What's wrong?
[02:27] Nasa
    It's gone! I don't have my wallet!
[02:29] Nasa
    Shoot, it must be on the bus! I forgot it!
[02:33] Nasa
    Sorry, one sec!
[02:35] Tsukasa
    Darling?!
[02:37] Tsukasa
    Honestly...
[02:40] Chitose
    He forgot his wallet? What an airhead.
[02:44] Chitose
    This is bound to bring her
    rage to the verge of eruption!
[02:49] Nasa
    Found it.
[02:52] Nasa
    Huh?
[02:53] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan? What's wrong?
[02:55] Nasa
    You could've waited at the rest area.
[02:58] Tsukasa
    Well, I could have, but...
[03:01] Tsukasa
    I'd rather go with you than wait.
[03:05] Nasa
    Thanks. Let's get going, then.
[03:07] Tsukasa
    Yeah.
[03:12] Char
    They really get along, huh?
[03:13] Aur
    They do.
[03:15] Chitose
    That was only the beginning.
[03:17] Chitose
    The real trouble is still brewing!
SIGN    Jumbo Takoyaki
SIGN    Daiei Chinese Food
SIGN    Continental Cafeteria
[03:23] Nasa
    I can see why you'd be excited
    about this food court!
[03:26] Tsukasa
    Ramen, curry, and buttered potatoes!
[03:28] ---
    I don't know where to start!
[03:30] Tsukasa
    What are you going to get, Nasa-kun?
[03:31] Nasa
    Good question...
[03:34] Nasa
    I guess I'll get a beef bowl from Hurunoya!
[03:37] Tsukasa
    Darling, are you crazy?!
[03:39] Tsukasa
    Why would you come to such a treasure trove
    of food only to choose a chain restaurant?!
[03:43] Tsukasa
    You can eat that stuff back at home!
[03:45] Nasa
    B-But it's good...
[03:47] Tsukasa
    It might be good, but there's a
    limit to how much you can eat!
[03:50] Tsukasa
    Why not try something new?!
[03:52] Tsukasa
    If you give up, that's when the game is over!
[03:54] Nasa
    What're you going to get, then?
[03:57] Tsukasa
    Me?
[03:58] Nasa
    Wh-What's the fearless smile for?
[04:00] Tsukasa
    Unlike you, darling, I was very observant.
[04:04] Tsukasa
    Did you happen to miss the sign
    we passed over by the entrance?
SIGN    It's all the rage!
[04:09] [SONG] Sign
     As featured on the 5/15 episode of
    Hirunendesu!
SIGN    Lime Udon
[04:10] [SONG] ---
     As featured on the 5/15 episode of
    Hirunendesu!
[04:12] Nasa
    H-Hirunendesu!?
[04:14] Tsukasa
    Exactly! Hirunendesu! never steers you wrong!
[04:16] Tsukasa
    So I'm going to be eating that lime udon!
[04:21] Tsukasa
    Let's go buy a bowl!
[04:23] Char
    They're having fun, huh?
[04:24] Aur
    It seems like they're having a ton of fun.
[04:27] Server
    Okay, one lime udon.
[04:28] ---
    This'll let you know when your order is ready.
[04:30] Tsukasa
    Okay.
[04:32] Tsukasa
    Now, listen, darling.
[04:34] ---
    At this time of year, soba places serve
     something called sudachi soba,
[04:37] Tsukasa
    which is basically noodles with a big
    helping of sudachi citrus on top.
[04:41] ---
    But this lime udon only looks similar.
    It's completely different otherwise.
[04:46] ---
    For one thing, it uses
    limes instead of sudachi!
[04:48] ---
    And instead of soba noodles, it's udon,
[04:50] ---
    which basically means the only thing
[04:52] ---
    it has in common with its inspiration
    is a passing resemblance.
[04:55] Nasa
    Is that a good idea?
[04:57] Tsukasa
    I personally appreciate the
    boldness of what they're trying!
[05:01] Tsukasa
    I want you to have the same
    willingness to try new things!
[05:04] Tsukasa
    Coming!
[05:05] [SONG] Red text
    Recommended
[05:08] Nasa
    It doesn't look quite like the picture.
[05:10] Tsukasa
    W-Well, I expected as much.
[05:13] Tsukasa
    I'll go ahead and try it out.
[05:20] Nasa
    Well?
[05:22] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[05:23] Tsukasa
    It tastes like someone put some
    lime slices on top of cold udon!
[05:28] Nasa
    What the heck, Hirunendesu!?
[05:29] Tsukasa
    It's shocking how little
    surprise there is to it.
[05:32] Tsukasa
    It's exactly what you would expect,
    to the point that it's unexpected!
[05:36] Nasa
    A-Are you trying to say it's not good?
[05:39] Tsukasa
    You should try it, darling.
[05:42] Tsukasa
    Here, say "ahh."
[05:50] Nasa
    It... really doesn't taste interesting
    enough to bother commenting on.
[05:54] Tsukasa
    Right?!
[05:55] Tsukasa
    But I don't think it's bad.
[05:58] Nasa
    It might be better if you eat
    the lime with it, though.
[06:03] Tsukasa
    D-Darling, are you telling
    me to bite into a lime?
[06:06] Nasa
    Well, you were talking about trying
    new things, so I figure it's worth a try!
SIGN    Sssss
[06:26] Tsukasa
    Hey! What are you taking pictures for?!
[06:28] Nasa
    What do you mean, why?
[06:30] Nasa
    You were really cute!
[06:33] Tsukasa
    Come on! Don't take pictures of funny faces!
[06:36] Nasa
    Go on, eat some more!
[06:37] Tsukasa
    No way!
[06:38] Char
    They're still having plenty of fun, huh?
[06:40] Aur
    When is the trouble supposed to kick in?
SIGN    Su
SIGN    lk
[06:44] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?
[06:46] Tsukasa
    Your picking on me has left me deeply hurt.
[06:50] Tsukasa
    This is one of those situations where
    you'll have to win my favor back.
[06:55] Tsukasa
    So what're you going to do?
[06:57] Chitose
    Here we go!
[06:58] Chitose
    Some minor trouble! And it's gonna
    lead directly to their divorce!
[07:02] Nasa
    Then do you want to get some soft serve?
[07:06] Tsukasa
    Soft serve?
[07:07] Tsukasa
    I-If you think that's enough to cheer
    me up, you need to try harder!
[07:14] Nasa
    Then you can choose what I eat, Tsukasa-chan.
[07:19] Nasa
    And I'll share a bit with you,
    so we can eat it together.
[07:24] Tsukasa
    I-I'm really going to pick
    what I want to eat, okay?!
[07:27] Nasa
    Go right ahead.
[07:28] Tsukasa
    Th-Then...
SIGN    Nom
[07:33] Nasa
    Is it good?
[07:35] Tsukasa
    I-It's not bad.
[07:37] Tsukasa
    And since this melon bread is a local
    specialty, I'm willing to forgive you.
[07:42] Nasa
    I'm glad.
[07:43] Nasa
    Anyway, I need to use the
    bathroom before we head out.
[07:48] Nasa
    What about you?
[07:49] Tsukasa
    I'll wait here.
[07:51] Nasa
    Okay. I'll be right back,
    so don't go anywhere.
[07:54] ---
    Sure.
[07:55] Char
    Seems like that little bit of trouble...
[07:57] Aur
    ...just ended up adding spice to their flirting.
[08:07] Chitose
    I am so disappointed.
[08:11] Tsukasa
    It's pretty good, though.
[08:13] Chitose
    I wasn't talking about your melon bread!
[08:17] Chitose
    What are you doing in a
    place like this, Nee-sama?!
[08:21] Chitose
    Eating melon bread in a service area
    and acting lovey-dovey with your husband!
[08:25] Chitose
    Like you're some normal girl!
[08:27] Tsukasa
    You're giving me too much credit.
[08:30] ---
    From the day I met you,
    I've only been one thing...
[08:34] ---
    A normal 16-year-old girl.
[08:38] Chitose
    That's not true at all! You're—
[08:40] Reporter
    Everyone!
[08:41] Reporter
    Hello there!
[08:42] Reporter
    Today we're here at a
    late-night service area!
[08:47] Chitose
    What is that supposed to be?
[08:48] Tsukasa
    That's...
[08:50] Tsukasa
    Hirunendesu!
[08:53] Tsukasa
    It's the morning show, Hirunendesu!
[08:55] Tsukasa
    I knew they showed up to film
    at service areas sometimes,
[08:58] Tsukasa
    but I didn't think they'd be
    here shooting at this hour!
[09:01] Tsukasa
    I was careless!
[09:04] Tsukasa
    We could end up part of
    their ranking at this rate!
[09:06] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan! The bus is about
    to pull out, so we should...
[09:10] Nasa
    Wait, aren't you...
[09:12] Tsukasa
    There's no time for that, darling!
[09:15] Tsukasa
    If we don't hurry, we'll end up fodder
    for their "hidden hot spots" reporting!
[09:19] Chitose
    Hold it!
[09:21] Aur
    We should really get out of here, too.
[09:23] Chitose
    What? Why?
[09:24] Aur
    If we end up on Hirunendesu!, the mistress will
     find out where we are, and we'll be in trouble!
[09:30] Chitose
    Why?
[09:31] Chitose
    Why did you do it?
[09:32] Chitose
    Why...
[09:34] Chitose
    Why did you marry that guy, Nee-sama?!
[09:39] Driver
    We're now departing.
SIGN    Nara
[09:43] Tsukasa
    That was a close one.
[09:44] Nasa
    Wasn't that the girl you know?
[09:47] Tsukasa
    Yeah, Chitose.
[09:49] Tsukasa
    It seems like she's opposed to our marriage.
[09:52] Tsukasa
    I suppose it just shows a marriage doesn't
    only involve the people who get married.
[09:56] Tsukasa
    Some people were bound to be against it.
[09:58] Nasa
    I see...
[10:00] Tsukasa
    I wonder about your parents.
[10:03] Tsukasa
    It's one thing if they
    aren't thrilled about it,
[10:05] ---
    but what if they're actually against it?
[10:07] Nasa
    It's okay.
[10:09] Nasa
    I'm sure I'll be able to convince them.
[10:13] Tsukasa
    Thanks.
[10:17] Chitose
    Ugh, I can't believe they got away!
[10:20] Aur
    Yum! This meat sushi is so good!
[10:22] Char
    This ramen is great, too!
[10:24] Chitose
    Why are you enjoying the service area?!
[10:26] Aur
    It'll be okay.
[10:27] Aur
    We've got a luxury car that can
    catch up to that bus in no time.
[10:31] Aur
    So for now, let's eat!
[10:32] Reporter
    And you get this lime udon every time?
[10:35] Woman
    Yes, that's right!
[10:37] Reporter
    It looks so good!
[10:39] Char
    I see they put lime slices on the udon.
[10:40] Char
    Isn't that the idol, Taki-chan?
[10:42] ---
    Are limes a local specialty around here?
[10:42] Aur
    Celebrities really are cute.
[10:44] ---
    I'm not sure. I guess they might be.
[10:45] Chitose
    Would you two focus?!
[10:47] Char
    So what do you like most about lime udon?
[10:47] Char
    And she's working so late at night.
[10:50] ---
    I guess it's the refreshing flavor.
[10:52] Char
    I know! We can just ask her.
[10:52] Char
    That's a good point!
    Citrus is always refreshing!
[10:59] Nasa
    For some reason, I couldn't get
    those words out of my head.
[11:04] (Flashback) Chitose
    Why did you marry that guy?!
[11:08] Nasa
    Marriage has existed for so long
    that it's hard to trace its origins.
[11:13] Nasa
    There are no countries without
    an equivalent tradition.
[11:16] Nasa
    It's likely something that existed before humans
    gained the knowledge that they have now.
[11:21] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    It seems like she's opposed to our marriage.
[11:27] Nasa
    Even if she is, I...
[11:32] Tsukasa
    Darling? Darling?
[11:35] ---
    Darling?
[11:37] Tsukasa
    Darling, we're here.
[11:42] Nasa
    Uh, s-sorry!
[11:44] Tsukasa
    You really don't have to apologize.
[11:49] Nasa
    That was such a long trip!
[11:52] Tsukasa
    It took no time at all.
[11:53] Nasa
    It's about 35 minutes on the
    Kintetsu Railway to get to Nara.
[11:56] Nasa
    So if we head to my parents' house tonight,
[11:58] Nasa
    that means we can spend half
    the day sightseeing in Kyoto!
[12:02] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, is there
    anywhere you want to go?
[12:05] Tsukasa
    Where I want to go?
[12:06] Nasa
    Yeah!
[12:07] Tsukasa
    Oh, there is, actually!
[12:09] Tsukasa
    I hear there's a great bakery.
[12:12] Nasa
    A bakery?
[12:13] Tsukasa
    Yeah, a bakery!
[12:14] Tsukasa
    Or maybe a cute little café!
[12:16] Tsukasa
    And the—
[12:17] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, are you crazy?!
[12:18] Nasa
    They have bakeries and cafés in Tokyo!
[12:21] Nasa
    If you want cute cafés,
    Jinbocho is filled with them!
[12:25] Nasa
    They're always full of manga artists
    meeting with their editors!
[12:27] Nasa
    That's not what I meant!
[12:29] ---
    There has to be stuff that we
    can only see in Kyoto, right?!
[12:32] Tsukasa
    Only in Kyoto?
[12:34] Tsukasa
    Oh, right, right! I forgot all about it!
[12:37] Tsukasa
    The Manga Museum!
[12:40] Tsukasa
    I've always wanted to check it out!
[12:43] ---
    It's supposed to be nearby, so let's—
[12:44] Nasa
    Not that!
[12:46] Nasa
    We be here in Kyoto,
[12:47] Nasa
    with shrines and temples to go to,
[12:48] Nasa
    tradition is the mission,
    get the historical view!
[12:51] Tsukasa
    I'm not sure the rapping is necessary.
[12:53] Tsukasa
    Oh, you meant old places...
[12:56] Nasa
    Old places?!
[12:58] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, do you not have
    any interest in historical stuff?
[13:03] Tsukasa
    I wouldn't go that far. It's just that...
SIGN    Crestfallen
[13:10] Tsukasa
    Oh, of course I do!
[13:12] Tsukasa
    I just love old places!
[13:14] Nasa
    Really?!
[13:15] Nasa
    Then let's go and really take in Kyoto!
[13:17] Tsukasa
    Okay...
[13:18] Nasa
    Come on, this way!
SIGN    Kimono Rentals
SIGN    Kinoya
[13:23] Clerk
    Okay, now I'll help you put it on.
[13:26] Tsukasa
    Oh, I can handle it on my own, actually.
[13:41] Tsukasa
    Here I am.
[13:50] Tsukasa
    What do you think?
[13:53] Nasa
    You look really beautiful.
[13:57] Tsukasa
    Thank you.
[13:59] Chitose
    Isn't it a little early in the morning
    to be all over each other?!
[14:02] Chitose
    First the service area, and now Kyoto!
     Do you two ever stop?!
[14:06] Tsukasa
    Ch-Chitose?
[14:09] Tsukasa
    The three of you are starting to
    resemble a certain villain trio.
[14:13] Chitose
    Don't use old-timey anime to describe me!
[14:15] Chitose
    I know you're on your way to
    meet his parents or whatever,
[14:18] Chitose
    but in terms of relatives, I'm the
    closest thing you have to one!
[14:22] Tsukasa
    Not even close.
[14:23] Chitose
    Which means unless I accept your marriage,
[14:26] ---
    it's not legitimate, even if
    you did submit the paperwork!
[14:28] Tsukasa
    Uh, what kind of sense does that make?
[14:33] (Flashback) Nasa
    I'm sure I'll be able to convince them.
[14:36] Nasa
    In that case, why don't
    the two of us discuss it?
[14:39] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun?
[14:40] Nasa
    Sorry. I really wanted to see
    the Kyoto sights with you,
[14:45] Nasa
    but I want our marriage to be something
     that lots of people can be happy about.
[14:50] Tsukasa
    I understand.
[14:51] Chitose
    Wait, why should I—
[14:52] Char
    In that case, why doesn't Tsukasa-chan
    come with us to enjoy some tasty pastries?
[14:56] Tsukasa
    Wh-What about trendy cafés?
[14:58] Aur
    Naturally, we've scoped them out.
[15:00] Aur
    Also...
[15:00] Aur
    We've already got tickets
    to the Manga Museum!
SIGN    International Manga Museum
[15:06] Nasa
    I-It's okay. Go enjoy yourself.
SIGN    International Manga Museum
[15:09] Tsukasa
    Th-Thank you, darling!
[15:14] Nasa
    Now, I guess we should check out
    Kyoto while discussing this.
[15:18] CHitose
    It takes more than just
    talk to understand someone.
[15:22] CHitose
    Someone's nature only truly comes
    through in intimate situations!
[15:27] CHitose
    That being the case,
    I'll pretend to be your girlfriend,
[15:31] ---
    and you'll have to entertain me!
[15:34] CHitose
    And based on that,
[15:35] ---
    I'll be able to judge whether or
    not you're worthy of Nee-sama!
[15:40] CHitose
    Just you wait... I'll prove
    how worthless this guy is!
[15:46] Nasa
    So if I can prove I'm
    worthy of Tsukasa-chan,
[15:50] ---
    you'll accept our marriage?
[15:51] Chitose
    Of course!
[15:52] ---
    But I highly doubt that'll happen,
    based on what I've seen so far.
[15:56] Nasa
    I see.
[15:57] Nasa
    But I'm sure you'll understand once you
    see the kind of escort I can provide.
[16:01] Chitose
    I'm at a total loss as to where
    you get that confidence from.
[16:05] Nasa
    Well, if I had to be specific...
[16:06] Nasa
    I'd probably say it comes from love.
SIGN    Love
[16:10] Chitose
    What kind of unscientific nonsense is that?!
[16:12] Nasa
    Hey, a rickshaw!
[16:14] Nasa
    Let's get a ride in it!
[16:17] Chitose
    Get back here!
SIGN    French Bread
SIGN    Menmendo
[16:21] Char
    So what do you like about him?
[16:26] ---
    Huh?
[16:27] Char
    I mean your husband!
[16:29] Tsukasa
    Well...
[16:30] Char
    What was it about Nasa-san
    that made you fall for him?
[16:34] Char
    Did you get butterflies in your stomach?
[16:36] Char
    Did he make your heart pound?!
[16:39] Tsukasa
    L-Look, I don't know if...
[16:41] Char
    But how are we gonna accept
    it if you don't answer?!
[16:42] Aur
    I've never seen her react like this before.
[16:44] Aur
    So cute!
[16:44] Char
    So come on—
[16:46] Tsukasa
    Enough already!
[16:48] Tsukasa
    I guess if I had to pick... I dunno...
[16:50] Tsukasa
    I guess what I'm trying to say is...
[16:53] Tsukasa
    H-He's just... really cute.
[16:59] Char
    Then it was love at first sight?!
[17:01] Tsukasa
    No, no!
[17:02] Tsukasa
    I'm so jealous!
[17:02] Tsukasa
    It wasn't like that!
[17:03] ---
    What was it like, then?
[17:03] Aur
    I see. So that's her type.
[17:06] Tsukasa
    W-Well, for example...
[17:08] Tsukasa
    One time, he was introducing
    me to a friend...
[17:12] (Flashback) Nasa
    Arisugawa Kaname-chan.
[17:13] (Flashback) Nasa
    She's pretty amazing.
[17:15] Tsukasa
    He'll usually start with praising someone.
[17:17] Tsukasa
    I think someone's personality
    colors how they say things.
[17:22] Tsukasa
    So you can tell from their choice of words
[17:25] ---
    whether their outlook is positive or negative.
[17:31] Tsukasa
    So when I heard that...
[17:33] Tsukasa
    I thought, "Oh, he really is nice."
[17:37] Char
    So he's totally your type, then?
[17:41] Tsukasa
    W-Were you even listening?!
[17:43] Char
    Sure I was!
[17:44] Char
    He's exactly what you're after,
     inside and out,
[17:47] ---
    so you decided to marry him right away!
[17:48] Tsukasa
    N-No, I'm saying...
[17:49] Char
    Am I wrong?
[17:52] Tsukasa
    N-Not exactly...
[17:54] Char
    I knew it!
[17:58] Chitose
    Getting around in a rickshaw is
    more interesting than I thought.
[18:00] Nasa
    Right?!
[18:02] Nasa
    I did a bunch of research beforehand,
SIGN    Kyoto Strategy Guide
[18:04] Nasa
    and decided to give it a
    try once we got to Kyoto!
[18:08] Chitose
    Are you... always like this?
[18:10] ---
    Huh?
[18:11] Nasa
    Oh, there's a place that sells
    really good dango up ahead!
[18:16] Nasa
    Here you go!
[18:17] Nasa
    They're supposed to be really good.
[18:24] Chitose
    What the heck? It tastes amazing!
[18:26] Nasa
    Really? That's great!
[18:30] Chitose
    And this was something else
    you looked up for the trip?
[18:31] [SONG] Sign
    Dango Shop
[18:33] Nasa
    Of course!
[18:34] Nasa
    I spare no effort, whether it comes to
    tests at school or going out on dates!
[18:38] Chitose
    I see...
[18:40] Chitose
    But I doubt Nee-sama had much interest in
    places like this, even after coming to Kyoto.
[18:45] Nasa
    You're right about that.
[18:47] Nasa
    She wanted to go to bakeries
    and the Manga Museum...
[18:50] Nasa
    I kind of panicked!
[18:51] Chitose
    I thought as much.
[18:54] Chitose
    That's what I mean when I say you
    don't know anything about her.
[18:58] Chitose
    And since you don't know
    anything about her...
[19:00] Chitose
    Why exactly are you in love with her?!
[19:04] Nasa
    Well... there's...
[19:08] Nasa
    There's just so much,
    I don't know where to start.
[19:11] ---
    Huh?
[19:12] Nasa
    Like how cute her smile is,
    or how good a cook she is,
[19:15] Nasa
    and there's just no limit to how cute
    the aspects of her personality are.
[19:19] Chitose
    That's no different than me!
[19:21] Chitose
    The way she's always so cool and collected!
[19:24] Chitose
    And the fact that she's incredibly athletic!
[19:27] Nasa
    Wait, Tsukasa-chan is athletic?!
[19:29] Chitose
    That's right! You're married
    to her and didn't know that?
[19:34] Chitose
    Are you jealous?
    Jealous that you didn't know?
[19:38] Nasa
    O-On top of everything else...
[19:40] Nasa
    She's really athletic, too?
    Just how cute can one person be?
[19:44] Chitose
    Don't turn my words into
    fuel for your fantasies!
[19:49] Chitose
    I hate this!
[19:51] Chitose
    Damn it! Why you?!
[19:54] Nasa
    Wait!
[19:56] Chitose
    If someone's personality shows in
    how they talk about something,
[19:59] Chitose
    then it's already pretty obvious.
[20:02] Chitose
    Because I know Nee-sama...
[20:05] Chitose
    And I know that this is the
    type of person she would love!
[20:10] Chitose
    Which is why I hate this!
[20:13] Chitose
    I know her better!
[20:17] Chitose
    I've known her for longer,
    and I know that I know her better!
[20:23] Chitose
    So why did she choose to marry you,
    someone who doesn't know anything?!
[20:28] Nasa
    Chitose-chan... two years ago,
    she saved my life.
[20:34] Nasa
    I was careless and got hit by a truck.
[20:37] Nasa
    If she hadn't been there to shield me,
    I would've died on the spot.
[20:41] Nasa
    So I think that I'm really lucky.
[20:44] Chitose
    She saved my life, too.
[20:46] Nasa
    That's not what I feel lucky about.
[20:49] Nasa
    I feel lucky that I met her.
[20:52] Nasa
    They say it's 0.0000034%.
[20:57] Nasa
    There's this thing called
    the Drake equation...
[20:59] Nasa
    A formula that was used to
    explore a fanciful idea.
[21:01] Nasa
    It was originally formulated to
    express the likelihood of life
[21:05] ---
    existing beyond Earth in the universe,
[21:08] Nasa
    but someone once used a variant of it
[21:09] ---
    to express the likelihood of meeting
    the person you're fated to be with.
[21:13] Nasa
    The chance of it happening
    is said to be 0.0000034%.
[21:18] Nasa
    Granted, it's based on conjecture,
[21:22] ---
    so there's not exactly a
    sound scientific basis to it.
[21:24] Nasa
    But I think it might be closer
    to the truth than people realize.
[21:28] Nasa
    The moment I saw her, it felt like fate.
[21:33] Nasa
    I don't care if it sounds illogical,
[21:35] ---
    or if nobody understands.
[21:38] Nasa
    But...
[21:40] Nasa
    It felt like I found something I had been
    searching for since before I was born.
[21:44] Chitose
    Wh-Who cares about fate?!
[21:46] Chitose
    All that really boils down to is instinct!
[21:49] Nasa
    Bernhard Riemann theorized
    that the zeta function
[21:53] ---
    would predict the distribution
    of prime numbers,
[21:55] Nasa
    and then mathematicians around
    the world spent 150 years
[21:59] ---
    trying to prove whether he was right.
[22:01] Nasa
    Even something like gravitational waves
    were hypothesized by Einstein first,
[22:06] Nasa
    before being observed for
    the first time a century later.
[22:08] Nasa
    Some of the most scientific principles
    in the world are only proven
[22:14] ---
    after someone intuits them first.
[22:16] Nasa
    I know that I don't know
    her as well as you do,
[22:21] Nasa
    but I intend to spend my entire
    life proving our love is real.
[22:27] Nasa
    You don't get married because
    you've proven you're in love...
[22:31] Nasa
    You get married so that you can prove it.
[22:37] Tsukasa
    So did you manage to convince Chitose?
[22:41] Nasa
    I'm not sure.
[22:42] Nasa
    But she said she'd go back to Tokyo for now.
[22:47] Tsukasa
    I see.
SIGN    Departure Time
SIGN    Service
SIGN    Destination
SIGN    The train is now arriving
[22:53] Tsukasa
    Then I guess it's finally
    time to meet your parents.
[22:56] Nasa
    Yeah!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Tsukasa
    I'm finally meeting your parents.
[23:32] Nasa
    You don't have to be nervous, Tsukasa-chan!
[23:34] Nasa
    Leave worrying about my weirdo parents to me.
[23:37] Tsukasa
    I guess the apple doesn't
    fall far from the tree.
[23:39] Tsukasa
    Okay, I won't worry, then.
[23:41] Nasa
    I-It's always a relief to see how
    quick you are to understand.

Season 1

E8 - Parents

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SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Parents
[01:38] Tsukasa
    I have to say, I'm surprised to
    find out that you're from Nara.
[01:42] Nasa
    Nope. I'm from Tokyo, born and raised.
[01:46] Tsukasa
    Huh? Then are your parents from Nara?
[01:49] Nasa
    Nope! They've got no real
    connection to the place at all.
[01:52] Tsukasa
    Then why are they living there?
[01:55] Nasa
    Like I said before,
    my parents are pretty weird.
SIGN    Kintetsu Nara Station
SIGN    Kintetsu
[02:00] Nasa
    My father's actually an archaeologist.
[02:03] Nasa
    He used to teach at a national
    university in Tokyo,
[02:07] Nasa
    but after I moved out...
[02:09] (Flashback) Enishi
    I think I want to do excavations and
    stuff in the heart of archaeology, Nara!
[02:14] Nasa
    So he said.
[02:16] Tsukasa
    Is... Nara the heart of archaeology?
[02:18] Nasa
    I have no idea.
[02:19] Tsukasa
    And your mother was okay with that?
SIGN    Taxi Boarding
[02:21] Nasa
    Well, she's strange in her own way.
[02:24] (Flashback) Kanoko
    Nara! I love it!
[02:25] (Flashback) Kanoko
    I can't wait to see some authentic deer!
[02:28] Nasa
    So she was completely on board with the move.
[02:30] Tsukasa
    "Authentic" deer?
[02:34] Tsukasa
    Do you think I'll be able
    to get along with them?
[02:37] Nasa
    It'll be fine!
[02:38] Nasa
    I'll make it work!
[02:40] Tsukasa
    How are you going to
    introduce me to them, then?
[02:44] Nasa
    Well, of course...
[02:46] Nasa
    "This is my wife, the cutest
    girl in the universe!"
SIGN    Cutest in the universe!!
[02:52] Tsukasa
    Please... please don't.
[02:55] ---
    Huh?!
[03:01] Tsukasa
    This is near the Kasuga Grand Shrine.
[03:03] Nasa
    Wow. How'd you know?
[03:06] Tsukasa
    Well, even after a thousand years,
[03:08] ---
    it's not like the mountains move that much.
[03:12] Tsukasa
    Okay, let's put that aside
    and meet some parents!
[03:16] Nasa
    Are you actually nervous?
[03:19] Tsukasa
    W-Well, of course...
    I've never been married before.
[03:22] ---
    Why wouldn't I be?
[03:23] Nasa
    I see. I'm pretty nervous that my parents
    are going to do something stupid, too.
[03:31] Tsukasa
    Someone's peeking out.
[03:32] Nasa
    She sure is.
[03:34] Nasa
    What are you doing, Mom?
[03:37] Kanoko
    W-Welcome home, Nasa-kun.
[03:38] Nasa
    Thanks.
[03:39] Kanoko
    Is that your wife?
[03:42] Kanoko
    The one you were trying to find for
    so long? The cutest in the universe?
[03:45] Nasa
    That's right.
[03:46] Kanoko
    I see...
[03:47] Nasa
    So I wanted to properly introduce her.
[03:49] Kanoko
    Wait! I'm not emotionally prepared yet!
[03:53] Nasa
    Come on in, Tsukasa-chan!
[03:55] Kanoko
    W-W-W-W-Wait a—
[03:56] Tsukasa
    Hello, Mother. My name is Yuzaki Tsukasa.
[04:00] Tsukasa
    I appreciate you making
    the time to meet us today.
[04:04] Kanoko
    Wow, my name's Yuzaki, too!
     What a coincidence!
[04:08] Kanoko
    Wait, no! I'm Nasa's mother, Kanoka!
[04:11] Kanoko
    I-I-It's a pleasure to meet you!
[04:13] Nasa
    Where's Dad?
[04:15] Kanoka
    He's in the living room.
[04:16] Kanoka
    But he's so nervous, he hasn't
    budged since this morning.
[04:20] Nasa
    Is he actually okay?!
[04:22] Kanoka
    Wh-Why don't you drop your
    things off in your room?!
[04:25] Kanoka
    I'll go get some tea ready
    and wait in the living room!
[04:28] Nasa
    Hey, wait!
[04:29] Tsukasa
    I get the feeling I'm being avoided.
[04:32] Nasa
    No, she's just like that.
[04:34] Tsukasa
    Thank you for taking time out of
    your busy schedule to see us today.
[04:38] Tsukasa
    It's not much, but I hope you enjoy it.
[04:41] Enishi
    Y-Yes, thanks...
[04:43] Enishi
    I'm Nasa's father, Enishi.
[04:47] Nasa
    Come on! Could you relax a
    little and accept your gift?!
[04:50] Nasa
    We bought it for you!
[04:51] Enishi
    S-Sorry...
[04:53] Nasa
    Look, you're the ones who
    insisted we come over.
[04:56] Nasa
    Can't you get it together a little?
[04:57] Enishi
    Y-You make it sound so easy, Nasa-kun,
[05:00] Enishi
    but we weren't really mentally
     prepared for this! Y'know?
[05:03] Kanoka
    That's right! Tell him!
[05:04] Enishi
    Seriously! Right?!
[05:05] Kanoka
    It feels like my heart's
    going to jump out of my—
[05:06] Tsukasa
    I'm so sorry.
[05:08] Tsukasa
    I'm sure the sudden news
    must have come as a shock.
[05:11] Enishi
    No! I-I-It's just, well...
[05:16] Enishi
    That said, Nasa-kun...
[05:18] Enishi
    I think the bath should be ready.
    Why don't you hop on in?
[05:23] ---
    Huh?!
[05:24] Nasa
    What are you talking about?!
[05:26] ---
    The introductions haven't even finished yet!
[05:27] Nasa
    And you want me to get in the bath?
[05:29] Enishi
    No. I think you should.
[05:31] Enishi
    In fact, I'm telling you to!
[05:33] Kanoka
    Come on, now, Nasa-kun! This way to the bath!
[05:37] Nasa
    Are you two serious?!
[05:39] Enishi
    Look, I want to talk to
    Tsukasa-san without you around!
[05:43] Enishi
    Take a hint, would you?!
[05:44] Nasa
    That makes me want to stay more!
[05:45] Nasa
    You want to talk without
    me here, now of all times?
[05:48] Nasa
    How am I supposed to take that
    as anything but a bad sign?!
[05:50] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun.
[05:52] Tsukasa
    It's okay. Go ahead and have your bath.
[05:55] Nasa
    Huh? Er, but...
[05:57] Tsukasa
    It's okay. I'm glad to have
    the chance to talk with him.
[06:02] Tsukasa
    So go on.
[06:05] Nasa
    Okay, then...
[06:07] Nasa
    But even if you're against our
    marriage, it doesn't matter!
[06:09] Kanoka
    Don't worry about it!
[06:12] Tsukasa
    So, Father, what did you want to discuss?
[06:19] Nasa
    I wonder if Tsukasa-chan's gonna be okay.
[06:21] Nasa
    I just hope Dad doesn't do anything stupid.
[06:26] Tsukasa
    Your parents seem lovely, Nasa-kun.
[06:29] Nasa
    They do?
[06:31] Nasa
    They're as weird as ever,
    chasing me into the bath
[06:33] ---
    in the middle of a conversation...
[06:34] Tsukasa
    He told me all kinds of interesting
    things while you were in the bath.
[06:39] ---
    What?!
[06:40] Nasa
    That's what I was worried about!
[06:43] Nasa
    What kinds of things, exactly?
[06:45] Tsukasa
    I'm not telling!
[06:47] ---
    Huh?!
[06:48] Tsukasa
    So is this your room, Nasa-kun?
[06:51] Nasa
    Technically, yeah.
[06:52] Nasa
    Although there's nothing of mine in it.
    I only stayed here when I helped them move in.
[06:56] Tsukasa
    There's not a lot in your apartment
    in Tokyo either, though.
[07:00] Nasa
    Correct you are!
[07:01] Nasa
    In the event of an emergency,
[07:03] ---
    all my important documents and
    personal seal are in a safe deposit box.
[07:05] ---
    I keep my PC's data in the cloud...
[07:07] Nasa
    And with the exception of my
    wallet, keys, and phone,
[07:09] ---
    which I always have on me, the only
    things I would miss if I lost them...
[07:12] Nasa
    are my wedding ring and my
    pictures of you, I guess.
[07:15] Nasa
    But I carry those around with me, too!
[07:18] Nasa
    Even if the apartment building
    burns down, I'll be set!
[07:21] Tsukasa
    You put a lot of focus on personal security!
[07:24] Kanoko
    Nasa-kun?
[07:26] Nasa
    What's up, Mom?
[07:28] Kanoko
    You're staying the night, right?
[07:30] Nasa
    Of course.
[07:32] Nasa
    We'll spend the night and take
    the overnight bus back tomorrow.
[07:35] Kanoka
    Okay... So, um...
[07:37] Kanoka
    One might have sufficed,
[07:39] Kanoka
    but there's a futon for
    Tsukasa-san in the closet, too.
[07:42] Nasa
    Huh? Oh, thanks.
[07:44] Kanoka
    U-Uh, by the way...
[07:46] Kanoka
    R-Remember, our room is next to yours!
[07:49] Nasa
    Uh, yeah? I know.
[07:51] Kanoka
    Th-The soundproofing is decent,
    but I wouldn't put my faith in it!
[07:55] ---
    Huh?
[07:56] Kanoka
    J-Just... don't overdo it!
[07:59] Tsukasa
    What was that about?
[08:00] Nasa
    No idea. She just told me there's a
    futon for you in the closet and...
[08:04] Nasa
    That's it!
[08:05] Nasa
    Now that I think about it, I'll be sleeping
    in this room alone with my wife tonight!
[08:10] Nasa
    And without even trying to,
[08:12] ---
    we'll be on the same level,
    like I've wanted for so long!
SIGN    High
SIGN    Height Difference: 60 cm
SIGN    Low
[08:15] (Flashback) Mom
    R-Remember, our room is next to yours!
[08:18] Nasa
    That's what she was trying to warn me about!
[08:21] Nasa
    I appreciate the sentiment,
    but also I kinda wish she hadn't!
[08:24] Nasa
    But... sleeping in a room with a girl,
    while my parents are next door...
[08:29] Nasa
    That's embarrassing, but somehow,
    also super exciting!
[08:32] Nasa
    I can't stop my heart from pounding!
[08:34] Nasa
    A-Am I really allowed to
    do something this amazing?!
[08:37] Nasa
    Isn't there some kind of law
    against it? Is it really okay?!
[08:41] Tsukasa
    I guess I should probably take a bath, too.
[08:44] Nasa
    R-Right! Take your time!
[08:47] Nasa
    I'll go ahead and set out the futons!
[08:49] Tsukasa
    O-Okay.
[08:52] Nasa
    My parents will be in the next room over,
[08:54] Nasa
    but I'll be sleeping with a girl... Something
    about that seems ethically questionable.
[08:57] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[08:59] Tsukasa
    I just realized we'll be sleeping on
    the same level for the first time, huh?
[09:03] Nasa
    S-S-S-Sure will!
[09:05] Tsukasa
    We might as well go to bed, then.
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
[09:09] Nasa
    My wife is sleeping next to me.
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
[09:12] Nasa
    She's there, with her guard down,
    just within my reach!
[09:17] Nasa
    No, no! My parents are on
    the other side of that wall.
[09:21] Nasa
    That's just too weird.
[09:26] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?
[09:29] Nasa
    Listen...
[09:30] Nasa
    Do you want to sleep on my arm?!
[09:34] Nasa
    Y-You don't have to if you don't want to!
    I was just thinking that, uh, maybe...
[09:40] Tsukasa
    D-Don't mind if I do, then.
[09:45] Nasa
    W-Wow! So this is what it's like
    when a girl sleeps on your arm.
[09:49] Nasa
    I can feel her body temperature
    directly through my arm!
[09:53] Nasa
    And I only realize this
    after actually doing it...
[09:57] Nasa
    but this is pretty painful!
SIGN    Weight
SIGN    Blood
SIGN    Numbness
[09:59] Nasa
    Maybe our positioning is bad?
[10:01] ---
    The pressure's on a particular area that's
    making the rest of my arm go numb.
[10:05] Nasa
    But I can feel her body warmth,
    and she smells so good!
[10:08] Nasa
    It's like a marriage of heaven and hell!
[10:11] Tsukasa
    Is your arm getting tired, darling?
[10:13] Nasa
    Huh? N-No, of course not!
[10:16] Tsukasa
    Oh, really?
[10:20] Tsukasa
    I knew it. Your arm's asleep.
[10:22] Nasa
    Th-That was mean!
[10:24] Tsukasa
    Well, you were trying to act tough.
[10:26] Tsukasa
    But I don't want to make
    you suffer any more, so...
[10:30] Nasa
    Okay, I'll give up on the the arm,
[10:33] Nasa
    but I want a goodnight kiss instead.
[10:38] Nasa
    I don't think I'll be able to
    recover with anything less.
[10:41] Nasa
    Please give me a goodnight kiss!
[10:43] Nasa
    With you taking the initiative!
[10:49] Tsukasa
    F-Fine... if you insist.
[10:55] Tsukasa
    Why are your eyes open?
[10:57] Nasa
    Well, because I want to see it happen.
[10:59] Tsukasa
    It's embarrassing to do this
    while you're watching.
[11:03] Nasa
    And you're cute even when you're embarrassed.
[11:15] Nasa
    Thank you. Goodnight.
[11:17] Tsukasa
    G-Goodnight...
[11:21] Enishi
    Did you just hear that—
[11:23] Kanoka
    Go to sleep already!
[11:31] Tsukasa
    Oh, right, we're at my husband's parents' house.
[11:39] Tsukasa
    Last night...
[11:41] Tsukasa
    Honestly, he always chooses
    moments like that to get feisty.
[11:45] Tsukasa
    Well, I should probably get changed...
[11:49] Tsukasa
    This is different! I have to
    get changed in front of him!
[11:54] Tsukasa
    Glance...
[11:55] Tsukasa
    W-Well, it should be fine,
    since he's still asleep.
[12:02] Nasa
    Wh-What do I do?!
[12:04] Nasa
    Well, I mean, the gentlemanly thing
    would be to pretend I'm still asleep.
[12:09] Nasa
    Glance...
[12:14] Tsukasa
    Oh, I guess he just turned over.
[12:18] Nasa
    That was a little too stimulating!
[12:27] Tsukaasa
    The way the wind smells around
    here really takes me back.
[12:31] Enishi
    Good morning. You're an
    early riser, aren't you?
[12:33] Tsukasa
    Oh, good morning, Father.
[12:36] Enishi
    F-F-F-F-Fath—
[12:39] Tsukasa
    What's wrong?
[12:40] Tsukasa
    W-W-Well, I just got a little
    embarrassed hearing that...
[12:45] Tsukasa
    Anyway, where's Nasa-kun?
[12:47] Tsukasa
    He's still asleep.
[12:48] Tsukasa
    I don't think he got a lot of
    sleep on the bus ride over.
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[12:52] Nasa
    I was so excited over my defenseless wife,
    I couldn't get any sleep.
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[12:56] Enishi
    I see. He's still asleep, then.
[13:00] Enishi
    Still in bed... Yep...
[13:03] Enishi
    Crap! I can't think of anything
    to talk about with my son's wife!
[13:07] Enishi
    Should I talk about the weather?
[13:09] ---
    No! That won't hold up
    for more than a minute!
[13:11] Enishi
    I can't think of a single thing a young
    person would want to talk about!
[13:14] Tsukasa
    I hear that you're an archaeologist.
[13:18] Enishi
    Th-Th-That's right!
[13:19] Enishi
    Are you interested in history, perhaps?
[13:22] Enishi
    In that case, I can show you
    my office! How about it?!
[13:24] Tsukasa
    Sure! I'd love to.
[13:29] ---
    Wow...
[13:31] Tsukasa
    That is a lot of books!
[13:34] Enishi
    R-Right?!
[13:36] Enishi
    Really gives off a "researcher" vibe, right?!
[13:37] Enishi
    Seems pretty something-grammable, right?!
[13:41] Tsukasa
    I guess Nasa-kun gets his
    intelligence from you.
[13:45] Enishi
    No...
[13:46] Enishi
    I can't really compare to him, sadly.
[13:50] Enishi
    It makes it hard to maintain
    any parental dignity.
[13:53] Enishi
    He'd probably say this room
    is a waste of space, and that
[13:56] ---
    I should just scan everything
    and store it in the cloud.
[14:00] Enishi
    That said, it's mostly things
    normal people wouldn't understand.
[14:08] Enishi
    Did you find something interesting?
[14:10] Tsukasa
    Not really.
[14:11] Tsukasa
    I was just thinking, if someone
    was seriously studying
[14:14] ---
    a love letter I wrote in
    the middle of the night,
[14:16] Tsukasa
    I'd probably be embarrassed to death.
[14:20] Enishi
    Love... letter?
[14:22] Enishi
    Can you actually—
[14:24] Nasa
    Dad? What're you doing?
[14:26] Tsukasa
    Oh, good morning, Nasa-kun.
[14:28] Tsukasa
    Your father was just
    showing me where he works.
[14:31] Nasa
    His work?
[14:32] Nasa
    Oh, sorry.
[14:34] Nasa
    You must be humoring him, since you're
    not interested in history at all.
[14:37] Tsukasa
    Th-That's not true!
[14:39] Nasa
    What? But in Kyoto...
[14:41] Tsukasa
    I like history! Love it! Even those
    old properties are fascinating!
[14:45] Tsukasa
    Look, this letter is really interesting!
[14:49] Nasa
    But I can't even tell what it says...
[14:52] Tsukasa
    W-Well, there's still the
    feeling of the old paper...
[14:54] Kanoko
    Everyone! Breakfast is ready!
[14:57] Nasa
    Coming!
[14:58] Nasa
    Let's go, Tsukasa-chan.
[15:00] Tsukasa
    Okay.
[15:06] Tsukasa
    Father, thank you for showing me this.
[15:10] Enishi
    Sure...
[15:16] Nasa
    Honestly, Dad, your reference
    material is such a waste of space.
[15:20] Nasa
    You should really just scan it
    all and upload it to the cloud.
[15:26] Tsukasa
    I call this chapter "Let's Take Pictures
    All Over Nara With My Husband!"
[15:30] ---
    Huh?
[15:31] Tsukasa
    I've realized my mistake.
[15:33] Nasa
    About what?
[15:34] Tsukasa
    It's true that I'm not that interested
    in old properties and papers,
[15:37] ---
    but I've realized that won't do.
[15:39] Tsukasa
    And then I had a flash of inspiration!
[15:42] Tsukasa
    Take a boring old Buddhist temple,
[15:43] ---
    add my darling, and what do you know?
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[15:46] Tsukasa
    It suddenly becomes a lot more fun!
[15:48] Tsukasa
    In other words, it's about
    overwriting memories!
[15:50] Tsukasa
    This will make Nara a lot of fun to explore!
[15:53] Tsukasa
    I'm a genius with a veritable
    treasure trove of ideas!
[15:56] Nasa
    You don't have to force yourself
    to have a good time.
[15:58] Tsukasa
    But...
[16:00] Tsukasa
    Chitose and the others got in the way in Kyoto,
[16:02] ---
    so it wasn't much of a date.
[16:05] Nasa
    That was such a cute thing to say!
[16:09] Nasa
    Okay! Let's start by seeing
    the Great Buddha of Nara!
[16:12] Nasa
    We'll take in the city's sights today!
[16:14] Tsukasa
    Yeah!
[16:17] Nasa
    So this is Nara's Great Buddha.
[16:19] ---
    I've never seen it before! It really is big!
[16:22] Tsukasa
    I'm going to take the picture now, darling,
[16:25] Tsukasa
    so please make a fun pose.
[16:26] Nasa
    Huh?! That's kind of a vague request!
[16:28] Tsukasa
    Come on, quickly!
[16:30] Nasa
    U-Um...
[16:31] Nasa
    Then... here.
[16:34] Tsukasa
    Oh, wow, that was great!
    You're the best, darling!
[16:38] Nasa
    That didn't sound very sincere at all!
[16:42] Tsukasa
    That turned out great!
[16:43] Tsukasa
    I'll have to show it to Father later.
[16:46] Nasa
    You really don't have to!
[16:48] Tsukasa
    Nope. He asked me to take care of you,
[16:51] Tsukasa
    and I want to show him how
    well we get along, too.
[16:54] Tsukasa
    Okay, for our next stop,
[16:56] Tsukasa
    let's head to Horyuji!
[16:58] Nasa
    So this is Horyuji.
[17:01] Nasa
    And it's really been around for 1,400 years?
[17:03] Tsukasa
    Yep. It caught on fire from
    a lightning strike in 670,
[17:08] Tsukasa
    but it's still been standing for 1,300 years.
[17:10] Nasa
    Wow... I have to say, you really know
    your history, despite your lack of interest.
[17:15] Tsukasa
    Not really. I just have a good memory.
[17:18] Nasa
    I'm amazed that such a fancy building
    from so far back is still intact.
[17:22] Tsukasa
    You're right about that.
[17:24] Tsukasa
    Even though the person who built it is
    being phased out of the history books.
[17:27] Nasa
    That's a kind of blunt way of putting it!
[17:29] Tsukasa
    All right, darling,
    it's time for another fun pose.
[17:34] Nasa
    Huh? There are no fun poses for Horyuji!
[17:37] Tsukasa
    Sure there are!
[17:38] Tsukasa
    A five-story tower should remind
    you of rescuing your lover
[17:40] ---
    by fighting enemies on each
    floor while shouting, "Achya!"
[17:43] Tsukasa
    Where there's an urban legend that she
    attacks you if you loop around 24 times!
[17:46] Nasa
    Instead of that...
[17:48] Nasa
    Why don't we take a picture
    with the two of us?
[17:50] Tsukasa
    The two of us?
[17:52] Nasa
    Yeah. You know...
[17:53] Nasa
    Like a selfie, but with both
     of us close together in it.
[17:58] Tsukasa
    You can be pretty pervy sometimes, darling.
[18:01] Nasa
    Th-Th-That's not what I meant by it!
[18:03] Nasa
    It's not that I just want you
    to cling to me, Tsukasa-chan!
[18:15] Tsukasa
    Satisfied, darling?
[18:18] Nasa
    Yeah. But this is a sacred place...
[18:21] ---
    I get the feeling Prince Shotoku
     would get mad.
[18:25] Tsukasa
    He would never get mad
    over something like this.
[18:29] Tsukasa
    Well, where should we go next?
[18:32] Nasa
    Oh, let's see...
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[18:34] Nasa
    There's a place called Heijo Palace.
[18:36] Nasa
    Let's check it out.
[18:37] Tsukasa
    Heijo Palace? Just so you know...
[18:40] Tsukasa
    There's nothing there.
[18:43] Nasa
    Come on, that can't be true.
[18:45] Nasa
    It's from when Nara was Japan's capital!
[18:49] Nasa
    There has to be something left!
[18:53] Nasa
    There's really nothing left!
[18:54] Tsukasa
    See what I mean?
[18:56] Tsukasa
    There was a materials shortage when
    they were moving the capital to Kyoto,
[19:00] Tsukasa
    so they took apart the buildings
    here and reused them over there.
[19:02] Nasa
    Is that true?!
[19:03] Tsukasa
    The Suzaku Gate over there
    was mostly taken apart.
[19:06] Tsukasa
    What you see is a recreation based on what
    little documentation was left, built in 1998.
[19:10] Tsukasa
    And it's still not an exact match...
[19:13] Nasa
    She acts like she doesn't care,
    but she's super well-informed.
[19:17] Tsukasa
    But it was really here.
[19:20] Tsukasa
    1,300 years ago, it was all here.
[19:24] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?
[19:26] Nasa
    Over 100,000 people laughed, cried,
    loved and were loved, and lived out their lives.
[19:32] Nasa
    Ordinary lives that aren't any
    different from what people have now.
[19:35] Nasa
    Even if there's hardly any
    trace of them left anymore.
[19:42] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?
[19:45] Tsukasa
    But things are different now.
[19:48] Tsukasa
    Now, all you do is press
    a button to make a video,
[19:50] Tsukasa
    and if you upload it to YouTube, proof that
    you were alive will be there forever!
[19:54] Tsukasa
    I bet in 1,000 years, people will still be
    cracking up at Mizutamari Bond's videos!
[19:59] Nasa
    You're really zigzagging
    between romance and realism!
[20:02] Tsukasa
    With that being the case, darling, you should
     leave a record of something funny, too!
[20:06] Tsukasa
    Hurry! It's already recording!
[20:08] Nasa
    Uh, then... my name is Yuzaki Nasa.
[20:11] ---
    I got married the other day.
[20:13] Nasa
    And the person recording
    this video is my wife,
[20:17] Nasa
    and she's so cute—
[20:19] Tsukasa
    Darling, stop right there!
[20:20] Nasa
    What?
[20:22] Tsukasa
    Well... it's just... this video
    is clearly a death flag for you.
[20:26] ---
    Huh?
[20:27] Tsukasa
    It's got that "I'm going to get married
    after the war is over" vibe to it.
[20:30] Tsukasa
    It's giving me a real bad feeling.
[20:32] Nasa
    Then could you just delete it?!
[20:34] Tsukasa
    Nope! I'm going to show
    it to your parents, too.
[20:38] Nasa
    When did you and Dad
    become such good friends?
[20:41] Tsukasa
    Well, I made a very important promise to him.
[20:43] Nasa
    And what's that?
[20:46] Tsukasa
    I'm not telling.
[20:51] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    So, Father, what did you want to discuss?
[20:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    U-Um, Father?!
[20:59] (Flashback) Enishi
    Thank you so much for saving my son's life.
[21:05] (Flashback) Enishi
    If you hadn't done what you did,
     Nasa-kun would've died.
[21:09] (Flashback) Enishi
    When the police told me
    he'd been hit by a truck...
[21:13] (Flashback) ---
    I couldn't breathe.
[21:15] (Flashback) Enishi
    But then they told me that he
    wasn't in any mortal danger
[21:18] (Flashback) ---
    because someone had helped him.
[21:21] (Flashback) Enishi
    You've done so much for us.
[21:24] (Flashback) Enishi
    I'm truly, truly grateful!
[21:28] (Flashback) Enishi
    Nasa-kun's a better son than we deserve.
[21:31] (Flashback) Enishi
    I have no idea how a pair of oddballs like
    us managed to raise such a good boy.
[21:37] (Flashback) Enishi
    He's our pride and joy.
[21:41] (Flashback) Enishi
    Which is why... the fact that you
    saved him, and chose to marry him...
[21:47] (Flashback) Enishi
    is something that we could
    only be happy about.
[21:52] (Flashback) Enishi
    But before congratulating you,
     I just had to thank you.
[21:58] (Flashback) Enishi
    Thank you so much for saving him.
[22:01] (Flashback) Enishi
    And please, look after my son.
[22:09] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    I'm really touched to hear all of that.
[22:13] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    As far as I'm concerned...
    it's an honor to join your family.
[22:18] (Flashback) Enishi
    Oh, no, the honor's all mine!
[22:21] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    I feel the same way.
[22:27] Tsukasa
    Thanks for having us.
[22:29] Enishi
    Come visit again.
[22:30] Kanoka
    Sorry we couldn't offer much hospitality.
[22:33] Tsukasa
    No, I had a really good time.
[22:35] Enishi
    I'll try to take some whatever-grammable
    pictures before you come by again.
[22:38] Tsukasa
    I'll make sure to take lots of
    funny pictures of Nasa-kun, too.
[22:42] Enishi
    I'm looking forward to it.
[22:44] Enishi
    Look after my son once you
    get back to Tokyo, please.
[22:48] Tsukasa
    Of course!
[22:52] Nasa
    It wasn't exactly peaceful,
    but it was a fun trip, wasn't it?
[22:56] Tsukasa
    I think so. And I got to take
    lots of funny pictures of you.
[22:59] Nasa
    Aw...
[23:01] Tsukasa
    Still, as much fun as it was,
[23:04] Tsukasa
    I think our little place together
    is where I feel most at ease.
[23:09] Nasa
    I think so, too.
[23:14] Nasa
    And so, our first trip
    together came to an end.
[23:18] Nasa
    We returned to our life in our own home,
[23:21] Nasa
    our newlywed life in a tiny apartment...
[23:27] Nasa
    Or not.
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[23:30] Nasa
    That being the case, we're going to
    need to build a new life, it seems!
[23:35] Nasa
    First, let's go get some new clothes!
[23:36] ---
    Gotta cover the basic needs before
     you worry about being classy!
[23:38] Tsukasa
    Okay. I think you need to learn
[23:41] ---
    a thing or two about women's fashion
    before you worry about class, though.

Season 1

E9 - Daily Life

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[00:09] Nasa
    Is everything okay?!
[00:10] Wataru
    Oh... Yuzaki-kun...
[00:12] Nasa
    Landlord! Was anyone hurt?!
[00:14] Wataru
    I-It's fine.
[00:16] Wataru
    Nothing got burnt up except the building.
[00:17] Tsukasa
    If you were to ask me what
    I love about my husband,
[00:20] ---
    I'd have quite a few answers for you.
[00:23] Nasa
    Thank goodness... Well, if nothing
    else, at least nobody got hurt.
[00:23] Tsukasa
    Like the way he worries about other people
[00:26] ---
    more than his own home that burned down.
[00:28] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?
[00:29] Nasa
    Did you have anything
    important in the apartment?
[00:31] Tsukasa
    No, everything was in my suitcase.
[00:34] Tsukasa
    What about your things, Nasa-kun?
[00:37] Nasa
    Good question...
[00:39] Nasa
    Landlord.
[00:41] Nasa
    Is it okay if I look around inside?
[00:44] Wataru
    Huh? Sure.
[00:48] Nasa
    Oh, there it is!
[00:50] Nasa
    The pot is cracked,
[00:51] ---
    but it should be fine if we transplant it.
[00:54] Nasa
    I'm glad it didn't burn up.
[00:56] Nasa
    Must've been safe because
    it was on a windowsill.
[01:00] Tsukasa
    And the way he cherishes even the
    smallest details about our relationship.
[01:04] Tsukasa
    I have to say, it certainly
    burned all the way down.
[01:08] Nasa
    The landlord said it was
    apparently a lightning strike.
[01:12] Tsukasa
    It's great that the sapling survived,
    but everything else is gone.
[01:15] Nasa
    Including your new futon.
[01:19] Nasa
    I don't think we need to worry, though.
[01:22] Nasa
    My bank book and other important things
    are in the safety deposit box,
[01:25] Nasa
    and I've got renter's
    insurance for my furniture.
[01:27] Tsukasa
    Isn't it really hard to actually get
     claims paid with insurance?
[01:30] Nasa
    Not a problem!
[01:32] Nasa
    I've looked up exactly how to get
    your insurance payout, just in case
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    to bring smiles to each
    
    individual customer.
[01:36] ---
    something like this ever happened!
[01:39] Nasa
    All the documentation is in my safe
    deposit box and the cloud,
[01:41] ---
    so there should be no problems!
[01:43] Tsukasa
    The way he can be relied on to
    react calmly and precisely,
[01:47] ---
    even in the face of sudden misfortune.
[01:51] Nasa
    I'm feeling pretty tired, so for now,
    let's head to the bathhouse.
[01:55] Nasa
    We can think about what to do
    next while having a good soak.
[01:58] Tsukasa
    Good idea.
[02:00] Tsukasa
    A sudden stroke of bad luck that
    was in no way his own fault...
[02:05] Tsukasa
    And yet he hasn't uttered a
    single word of anger or regret.
[02:14] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun...
[02:17] Tsukasa
    I love you!
[02:21] Tsukasa
    It really reminds me of how wonderful he is.
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[03:57] Nasa
    Still, what are we going
    to do about a new place?
[04:01] Nasa
    Even places billed as "move-in ready"
[04:03] ---
    still take about a week before
    you can actually move in.
[04:07] Nasa
    I guess we can sleep at
    a cheap hotel until then?
[04:10] Nasa
    A hotel?!
[04:12] Nasa
    No, no, it's because we have to!
[04:14] ---
    It's not anything dirty!
[04:17] Nasa
    And staying at a hotel with your
    wife is a totally normal thing!
[04:21] Kaname
    Senpai...
[04:22] Kaname
    You seem awfully excited for someone
    whose house just burnt down.
[04:31] Nasa
    Kaname-chan?! How long have
    you been standing there?!
[04:34] Kaname
    Since you started having dirty thoughts.
[04:37] Nasa
    I wasn't! I was not! I wasn't
    thinking anything like that at all!
[04:41] Kaname
    Sure you were.
[04:43] Kaname
    I can see the proof.
[04:45] Nasa
    Please stop!
[04:46] Nasa
    And don't call it "proof"!
[04:52] Kaname
    I see.
[04:53] ---
    You're definitely gonna need to
    figure out where to stay for a while.
[04:58] Kaname
    In that case, you wanna stay here until
    you get your new place sorted out?
[05:02] Kaname
    If you don't mind the little detached
    unit we have, you can set up there.
[05:07] Nasa
    Really, Kaname-chan?! Thanks so much!
[05:10] Tsukasa
    What's up, darling?
[05:12] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan!
[05:13] Nasa
    Kaname-chan says we can stay here
    until we find a new place to move into!
[05:18] Tsukasa
    Really?
[05:19] Kaname
    Of course!
[05:20] Kaname
    The only reason we still live
    here is thanks to Senpai!
[05:24] Nasa
    Oh, thank you so much!
[05:26] Kaname
    Let me show you the building.
[05:28] Nasa
    Okay!
[05:32] Tsukasa
    I think it speaks to how
    forthright and honest he is
[05:36] Tsukasa
    when he can react so sincerely
    to people's kindness.
[05:40] Tsukasa
    I personally prefer someone who's magnanimous
    enough to openly accept that sort of thing,
[05:47] ---
    rather than being reluctant
    or acting guilty about it.
[05:54] Kaname
    Here's the building we don't use.
[05:57] Nasa
    It's actually pretty big!
[05:59] Kaname
    It's got two futons already,
[06:01] ---
    so you won't have any
    problem getting to sleep.
[06:03] Nasa
    If we're really going to live here,
[06:06] ---
    we should probably ask your mom and Aya-san.
[06:09] Kaname
    I'm sure it's fine, but I'll go
    and check if you're worried.
[06:15] Kaname
    Make yourselves at home.
[06:17] Nasa
    Okay!
[06:18] Nasa
    We're lucky we found a place to stay
    this quickly, aren't we, Tsukasa-chan?
[06:23] Tsukasa
    It's not luck.
[06:25] Tsukasa
    If people reach out right
    away when you're in trouble,
[06:29] ---
    it's a sign that you're well-liked.
[06:32] Tsukasa
    And you're well-liked, darling.
[06:34] Nasa
    Y-You think so?
[06:36] Tsukasa
    I do.
[06:37] Tsukasa
    It means you've lived the kind of life
    that makes people eager to help you.
[06:42] Nasa
    If you asked me what I love
    about you, Tsukasa-chan,
[06:46] ---
    I'd have any number of answers.
[06:48] Nasa
    There's the way you pay
    real attention to me...
[06:52] Nasa
    Which is what makes me happier than
    I can describe when you compliment me.
[07:00] Kaname
    Senpai! Aya-nee and Mom both said okay!
[07:04] Both
    Thank you!
[07:05] Nasa
    We're really so grateful!
[07:05] Kaname
    Aw, don't mention it.
[07:07] Tsukasa
    Yeah, it's a real relief.
[07:10] Kaname
    Now, then.
[07:10] Kaname
    Senpai living here is all fine and dandy,
SIGN    Hmmm...
[07:13] ---
    but how's this gonna work with Aya-nee?
[07:16] Kaname
    She likes Senpai.
[07:19] Kaname
    But she's such an airhead,
    she still hasn't realized he's married.
[07:27] Kaname
    Hey, Aya-nee.
[07:29] Aya
    What is it, Kaname-chan?
[07:30] Kaname
    What's it like to be living with
    the guy you have a crush on?
[07:34] Aya
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you
    talking about, Kaname-chan?!
[07:37] Aya
    I-I-I don't like Nasa-kun that way!
[07:39] Kaname
    She's my sister, and even I'm amazed
    she's convinced nobody has noticed.
[07:39] Aya
    I mean, sure, he's kind
    of dreamy, and really nice!
[07:45] Nasa
    Aya-san!
[07:47] Nasa
    Thank you so much for letting us stay here.
[07:50] Aya
    Oh, it's nothing!
    W-W-W-W-W-We're glad to have you!
[07:53] Aya
    I-I-I-I-I-It must have been
    so rough, with that fire...
[07:55] Nasa
    It came as a real shock!
[07:58] Nasa
    But we're just glad that nobody got hurt.
[08:01] Aya
    Well, I'm glad you weren't
    hurt either, Nasa-kun!
[08:04] Kaname
    How can you not notice the guy you
    like has a ring on his ring finger?!
[08:08] Kaname
    I mean, wouldn't most people notice?
[08:11] ---
    Does being an airhead give you some
    sort of superior obliviousness?!
[08:15] Aya
    That reminds me, I heard you
    visited your parents in Nara.
[08:19] Nasa
    Yeah. They really wanted me to
    introduce Tsukasa-chan to them.
[08:23] Aya
    Introduce her... to your parents?
[08:26] Aya
    Introduce her to his parents...
    Introduce her to his parents?
[08:29] Signs/Dialog
    Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan
    have the same family name.
SIGN    Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan have the same family name.
SIGN    Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan have the same family name.
[08:31] Signs/Dialog
    Wait, wasn't she his sister?
[08:32] Signs/Dialog
    His parents have never met her.
SIGN    Wait, wasn't she his sister?
[08:33] Signs/Dialog
    A girl he really gets along with,
    with the same family name,
SIGN    Wait, wasn't she his sister?
SIGN    Wait, wasn't she his sister?
[08:35] ---
    he would want to introduce to his parents—
SIGN    His parents have never met her.
[08:38] Kaname
    Is she gonna catch on?!
SIGN    Wait, wasn't she his sister?
[08:40] Aya
    Yeah, you wanna stay on good
    terms with your parents!
[08:42] Sign
    m 70 58 l 133 58 134 234 68 234
SIGN    She
    wasn't
    able to
    sort
    through
    her
     thoughts.
[08:45] Nasa
    Yeah, I guess we are on
    good terms with them.
[08:48] Aya
    Yup, yup, and that's a good thing!
[08:51] Kaname
    This is frightening!
[08:52] Kaname
    She's my sister, but this is
    horror movie levels of stupid!
[08:56] Mom
    I just spoke with Tsukasa-chan!
[08:58] Aya
    Oh, Mom.
[08:59] Aya
    Isn't Tsukasa-chan the sweetest?
[09:01] Mom
    She is!
[09:02] Mom
    Just what I'd expect from Nasa-kun's wife!
[09:08] Aya
    W-Wife?
[09:11] Mom
    Well, yeah. The two of them are married.
[09:15] Mom
    The two of them are married...
    The two of them are married...
SIGN    The two of them are married...
    
    The two of them are married...
    
    The two of them are married...
    
    The two of them are married...
[09:18] ---
    The two of them are married...
[09:21] Aya
    Nasa-kun got married?!
[09:23] Aya
    Why?! When?!
[09:25] Mom
    Um, how do you not know this, Aya?
[09:28] Mom
    I thought you had a crush on Nasa-kun.
[09:35] Aya
    How could you say that, Mom?!
[09:39] Kaname
    I want to apologize for how airheaded
    and insensitive my family can be.
[09:43] Nasa
    It's okay.
[09:45] Aya
    My first love ended before I even knew it.
[09:49] Aya
    I first noticed him when I was ten years old.
[09:52] Aya
    He was able to solve a difficult question
    that no one else in class could with ease.
[09:57] Aya
    I thought he seemed really smart at the time.
[10:02] Aya
    And—
[10:02] Mom
    Okay, then!
[10:03] Mom
    No more flashbacks.
[10:05] Mom
    The bottom line is that Aya-chan's
    had her heart broken!
SIGN    Heartbreak
[10:09] Mom
    Now, go cut your hair or enroll in school
    overseas to get over it real quick!
[10:16] Mom
    And make sure to pay for it yourself.
[10:19] Aya
    What a brush-off! You're totally
    brushing off my broken heart!
[10:22] Aya
    I can't recover from hurt like this that fast!
[10:24] Mom
    Well, my husband cheated on me and
    then ran off with a younger woman!
[10:29] Mom
    And you wanna complain just because
    your first love wasn't reciprocated?!
[10:31] Aya
    Can you not compare my situation
    to your heavy-duty trauma?!
[10:34] Aya
    It's just gonna make my sadness
    sound light as a feather!
SIGN    Grargh
[10:38] Kaname
    I'm just... so sorry, Senpai,
[10:41] Kaname
    that my family's a bunch of goons.
[10:43] Nasa
    No, I should apologize.
[10:45] Nasa
    Because I... well... never noticed.
[10:50] Kaname
    You don't have to look so
    torn up over it, Senpai.
[10:53] Kaname
    It's wrong to expect someone to understand
    how you feel without telling them.
[10:58] Kaname
    She didn't have the guts to try and
    change the future, so she lost.
[11:02] Kaname
    That's all there is to it.
[11:05] Kaname
    Isn't that right, Aya-nee?!
[11:08] Aya
    That's right. This is all
    because I wasn't brave enough.
[11:14] Aya
    Do I just let it end in tears?
[11:16] Aya
    No, I can't.
[11:17] ---
    If I just dwell in sorrow,
[11:20] ---
    that'll really mean my first
    romance amounted to nothing.
[11:24] Aya
    That's right, Aya!
[11:25] ---
    It's when you lose that you
    need to hold your head high!
[11:28] Aya
    Nasa-kun...
[11:33] Aya
    Congratulations on your wedding.
[11:37] Aya
    Hold on to your wife, okay?
[11:42] Nasa
    Thanks.
[11:44] Aya
    Kaname-chan, I've made a decision.
[11:47] Aya
    I'm going to work up the courage I need...
[11:50] Aya
    to make my debut as the beautiful
[11:52] Aya
    game-streaming YouTuber, Aya-Pi!
SIGN    Please subscribe
SIGN    to Aya-Pi's channel ♥
SIGN    Live
SIGN    Gameplay with commentary!
[11:55] Kaname
    I-I dunno about that.
[11:57] Aya
    Why not?!
[12:00] Aya
    And thus, my first love came to an end.
SIGN    — Several Days Later —
[12:05] Tsukasa
    Darling,
[12:06] Tsukasa
    we've got a bit of dirty laundry
    that I'd like to take care of.
[12:10] Nasa
    I can go take care of it
    at the laundromat, then.
[12:14] Tsukasa
    No... I'd rather you didn't.
[12:18] Nasa
    Are you worried about the the money?
[12:21] Tsukasa
    No, it's not that.
[12:23] Nasa
    Oh, is it something about
    laundry being the woman's job?
[12:28] Nasa
    Don't worry, that kind of
    old-fashioned thinking isn't—
[12:30] Tsukasa
    It's not that, either.
[12:32] Nasa
    Then why?
[12:36] Tsukasa
    It's.... embarrassing to
    let you see my underwear.
[12:41] Nasa
    I-I see... Yeah, that'd be
    embarrassing for me, too.
[12:46] Tsukasa
    Right?
[12:47] Nasa
    It's true. You wouldn't want people
    looking at your underwear.
[12:49] Nasa
    Underwear...
[12:51] Nasa
    Even if I'd like to see my wife's!
[12:55] Nasa
    I-In that case, we could each wash our own—
[12:58] Tsukasa
    That's no good, either.
[12:59] Tsukasa
    I know I'm the one who brought it up,
    but that's too much extra effort.
[13:02] Tsukasa
    I think I should probably just
    wash your laundry, too.
[13:07] Nasa
    O-Okay, then.
[13:08] Nasa
    I guess we do have a fair amount built up.
[13:10] Tsukasa
    Well, we still haven't washed
    our clothes from the trip.
[13:14] Kaname
    Hey, Tsukasa-san, got a minute?
[13:17] Tsukasa
    Yes?
[13:17] Kaname
    Mom says she needs your help with something.
[13:22] Tsukasa
    Oh, okay.
[13:23] Tsukasa
    I'll be right back, Nasa-kun.
[13:26] Nasa
    O-Okay.
[13:35] Nasa
    My wife wore these clothes.
[13:38] Nasa
    W-Would she get mad if I touched them?
[13:41] Nasa
    I mean, it's not underwear.
[13:43] Nasa
    And even if it was, she did just
    leave it out in the open.
[13:49] Nasa
    Oh, y'know, if she's
    going to the laundromat,
[13:52] ---
    I should probably go and
    put these in some bags.
[13:55] Nasa
    I-I guess I have to! It'll save time!
[13:59] Nasa
    Boy, I sure am a considerate husband!
[14:07] Kaname
    Wow, I guess you're a man after all, Senpai.
[14:11] Nasa
    K-Kaname-chan?! When did you come in?!
[14:13] Kaname
    Around the point you started
    that farce of a monologue!
[14:17] Nasa
    Wait, I thought you went with Tsukasa-chan!
[14:20] Kaname
    I got the feeling I was missing
    a show, so I came back!
[14:24] Nasa
    Y-Your instincts are scary sharp.
[14:26] Kaname
    I gotta say, it's a relief to see that
[14:29] ---
    you actually do have the guts
    to make a move sometimes.
[14:32] Kaname
    Can't wait to see what happens tonight!
[14:37] Nasa
    Now I definitely can't make any moves!
[14:41] Nasa
    A net?
[14:42] Tsukasa
    Yeah. Women's underwear
    can be pretty delicate.
[14:46] Tsukasa
    So you put them in a net before washing them.
[14:48] Nasa
    I see.
[14:49] Tsukasa
    You can't tell it's underwear
    when it's in there, right?
[14:52] Nasa
    Living with a girl is teaching
    me a lot I didn't know.
[14:58] Nasa
    Here we are. This is the the
    laundromat the Arisugawas run.
[15:02] Tsukasa
    I didn't know they ran a place like this, too.
[15:04] Nasa
    Laundromats offer a pretty good return
    on relatively low cost, after all.
[15:08] Nasa
    Let's load up the clothes.
[15:10] Tsukasa
    Right.
[15:13] Nasa
    It's kind of strange to see our
    clothes being washed together, huh?
[15:19] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah...
[15:21] Nasa
    It's kind of rare to see you in a
    track suit like this, Tsukasa-chan.
[15:26] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah...
[15:28] Tsukasa
    Just... don't look too close. It's embarrassing.
[15:32] Nasa
    Why?
[15:34] Tsukasa
    Well... since I lost a few in the fire,
[15:39] Tsukasa
    the underwear that's being washed
    right now is... everything.
[15:44] Nasa
    What?! You're not wearing any underwear?!
[15:47] Tsukasa
    Hey! Don't shout it like that!
[15:50] Nasa
    Th-Then... there's nothing
    on under that track suit?
[15:54] Tsukasa
    Th-That's right.
[15:57] Tsukasa
    So... don't look too closely.
[16:00] Nasa
    Crap! My wife is being super cute!
[16:03] Nasa
    I want to hug her and kiss her right now!
[16:06] Nasa
    But it feels like Kaname-chan
    will show up if I do...
[16:09] Nasa
    But she's so cute!
[16:11] ---
    I want to hug my braless,
    pantyless wife so much!
[16:15] Nasa
    But still...
[16:16] Nasa
    In that case, let's compromise!
[16:20] Tsukasa
    Wait, why'd you take a picture?!
[16:23] Nasa
    Well... it felt like kind of a waste.
[16:26] Tsukasa
    A waste of what, exactly?!
[16:27] Nasa
    It's like... I managed to pull an
    Ultra-Rare variant of my wife.
[16:32] Nasa
    Excuse me?!
[16:35] Kaname
    I think you should probably go
    buy some clothes for your wife!
[16:39] Nasa
    Why?
[16:40] Kaname
    What do you mean, why?
[16:42] ---
    Most of her clothes went
    up in the fire, remember?
[16:45] (Flashback) Kaname
    The underwear that's being washed
    right now is... everything.
[16:51] Nasa
    B-But we did the laundry,
[16:53] ---
    so it should be fine for a while, right?
[16:55] Kaname
    Stupid!
[16:57] Kaname
    A girl can't maintain her girliness
    without buying some new clothes.
[17:01] Kaname
    Cute girls only stay cute through
    their diligent efforts to do so!
[17:07] Kaname
    Understand?! The moment you stop
    supporting her efforts to be cute,
[17:11] Kaname
    she stops being your cute wife
    and becomes your friendly roommate!
[17:16] Kaname
    You okay with that, Senpai?!
[17:22] Tsukasa
    Clothes shopping?
[17:24] Tsukasa
    I guess you do always wear
    the same sweatshirt.
[17:28] Nasa
    Not for me!
[17:30] Tsukasa
    For me?
[17:31] Nasa
    Right. You lost stuff in the fire, right?
[17:34] Tsukasa
    Now that you mention it,
[17:35] ---
    the summer clothes and pajamas
    I left behind are all gone now.
[17:39] Tsukasa
    But are you sure?
[17:40] ---
    Women's clothes can be kind of expensive.
[17:43] Nasa
    I-It'll be perfectly fine!
[17:45] Nasa
    Plus, I want to see my wife look cute
    in a bunch of different outfits!
[17:49] Tsukasa
    I'm curious, darling. Where do
    you normally buy your clothes?
[17:54] Nasa
    The clothes section of a department store.
[17:57] Tsukasa
    Okay, let's go to Harajuku, then.
[18:06] Nasa
    So many clothes...
[18:08] Tsukasa
    That's Harajuku for you.
[18:10] Tsukasa
    I'll try on a few outfits.
    Tell me what you think.
[18:14] Nasa
    S-Sure!
[18:21] Tsukasa
    Wh-What do you think?
[18:23] Nasa
    My wife looks good in anything!
[18:26] Tsukasa
    Well, does it suit me?
[18:28] Nasa
    It does! You're really cute!
[18:30] Tsukasa
    Thanks.
[18:33] Nasa
    It's cute... really cute, but...
[18:36] Nasa
    I-I think... it might be a little... revealing.
[18:41] Nasa
    I know clothes for summer are like that,
[18:43] ---
    but the idea of another guy seeing
    so much of you is... kinda...
[18:48] Tsukasa
    You're more possessive
    than I thought, Nasa-kun.
[18:52] Tsukasa
    Then can you pick some out for me?
[18:54] ---
    Huh?
[18:55] Tsukasa
    Some clothes you think would look cute on me.
[19:00] Nasa
    Got it! I'll go pick some out!
[19:15] Tsukasa
    You've got surprisingly girly taste, darling.
[19:18] Nasa
    Y-You look really cute, though!
[19:21] Tsukasa
    Oh, I know we came for clothes, but...
[19:26] Tsukasa
    I want to get some underwear, too.
     Is that okay?
[19:32] Nasa
    U-Um... are men allowed in this section?
[19:37] Tsukasa
    Well, I would think so.
[19:38] Nasa
    B-But...
[19:43] Nasa
    It feels like I could get
    arrested just for standing here.
[19:45] Tsukasa
    Don't worry so much.
[19:47] Tsukasa
    You won't look suspicious as
    long as you're holding my hand.
[19:50] Tsukasa
    Come on!
[19:53] Nasa
    Thanks...
[19:54] Nasa
    There really is a huge selection
    of women's underwear, though.
[19:57] Tsukasa
    I guess you're right.
[19:59] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan is going to be wearing
    whatever she chooses, right?
[20:05] Nasa
    I wonder what it's gonna be...
[20:11] Tsukasa
    On second thought, I should
    pick them out myself.
[20:14] Nasa
    I've been cut loose!
[20:15] Nasa
    Wait! If you leave me alone,
    I'm gonna get arrested!
[20:19] Tsukasa
    It's fine.
[20:20] ---
    Just don't look suspicious...
[20:21] Tsukasa
    Well, that's super suspicious-looking.
[20:24] Tsukasa
    Okay, sit here.
[20:26] Tsukasa
    Just make a face that screams,
     "I'm tagging along with my wife,"
[20:30] ---
    and you'll be fine.
[20:31] Nasa
    I-I will?
[20:33] Tsukasa
    Just give me a second, okay?
[20:35] ---
    Okay.
[20:39] Nasa
    I wonder... how much does
    women's underwear cost, anyway?
SIGN    5 Digits
[20:46] Nasa
    Th-That much?!
[20:48] Nasa
    No wonder they put them in
    nets to wash them carefully.
SIGN    Bra
SIGN    Panty
SIGN    Total
SIGN    Credit
SIGN    Change
[20:51] Nasa
    They're not all super expensive, I guess...
[20:55] Nasa
    But are you sure you want such cheap ones?
[20:57] Tsukasa
    Of course. They're ultimately
    disposable, after all.
[21:00] Tsukasa
    I appreciate this.
[21:02] ---
    I managed to get lots of cute
    underwear, thanks to you.
[21:05] Nasa
    That's great.
[21:07] Tsukasa
    And you didn't even get arrested.
[21:11] Nasa
    But we're married...
[21:14] ---
    So will I get to see my wife
    in her underwear someday?
[21:19] Nasa
    H-Hey...
[21:22] Tsukasa
    What's wrong, darling?
[21:24] Nasa
    Well... i-if I asked to see... then...
[21:30] Nasa
    would you show me what you look
    like in your cute underwear?
[21:38] Tsukasa
    I guess... as much as you want.
[21:43] Tsukasa
    N-Now, let's go get some clothes for you!
[21:46] Nasa
    Y-Yeah! Let's get me some clothes!
[21:48] Tsukasa
    R-R-Right! S-Stylish ones! Right?!
[21:51] Nasa
    Yeah s-s-s-stylish style!
[21:54] Nasa
    We were both so embarrassed,
    we dropped the subject immediately.
[21:55] Tsukasa
    I wonder what you'll look good in!
[21:58] Nasa
    I wonder...
[21:59] Nasa
    Stylish ones!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, you want to take
    a detour on the way home today?
[23:33] Tsukasa
    Your voice is trembling, darling.
[23:36] Tsukasa
    And you're sweating an awful lot.
[23:38] Nasa
    I-I dunno about that!
[23:41] Tsukasa
    I wonder what you've got up your sleeve.

Season 1

E10 - The Way Home

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[00:11] Nasa
    When she showed me to this unit...
[00:13] (Flashback) Kaname
    This building used to be where my
    stupid dad did all his nerd crap.
[00:18] (Flashback) Kaname
    There are all kinds of things
    he had in storage,
[00:21] (Flashback) ---
    so feel free to use anything you need.
[00:24] Nasa
    And as grateful as I am for that,
[00:30] Nasa
    once it's all out in the open...
[00:33] Nasa
    It makes the room look
    really old-fashioned.
[00:40] Nasa
    C-Can I help with anything?
[00:42] Tsukasa
    Well, if you want to help...
[00:45] Tsukasa
    Can you get really good and hungry?
[00:48] Nasa
    S-Sure!
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[02:25] Nasa
    Wow! Tonkatsu!
[02:27] Nasa
    I didn't know people made this at home.
[02:29] Tsukasa
    It's a fair bit of work, but yeah.
[02:32] (Flashback) Kanoko
    You don't fry it, you buy it!
[02:34] (Flashback) Kanoko
    That's the Yuzaki family motto!
[02:36] Nasa
    That's what my mom always said,
    so the idea never occurred to me.
[02:39] Tsukasa
    I'm not sure I want to
    inherit that family motto.
[02:41] Nasa
    Oh, well! Time to eat!
[02:44] Nasa
    Huh? I didn't see a rice
    cooker in this place.
[02:48] Nasa
    How'd you make the rice?
[02:50] Tsukasa
    What do you mean?
[02:51] ---
    There was a ceramic pot, so I used that.
[02:53] Nasa
    Huh? You can cook rice in a pot?!
[02:56] Tsukasa
    The human race was doing it that
    way for hundreds of years, y'know.
[03:00] Tsukasa
    Come on, eat up before it gets cold.
[03:03] Nasa
    R-Right. I will.
[03:08] Nasa
    So good! What is this?! The pork is juicy!
[03:12] Tsukasa
    I'm glad!
[03:13] Nasa
    Is this some special kind of pork?
[03:16] Tsukasa
    Nope. It was on sale at the supermarket.
[03:19] Tsukasa
    If you start at a lower temperature,
[03:20] ---
    then re-fry it at a high temperature,
[03:22] Tsukasa
    the outside becomes nice and crispy
    while the inside stays juicy.
[03:27] Nasa
    It honestly tastes so good
    that I could eat it every day!
[03:30] Tsukasa
    Every day might be overdoing it,
    but let me know when you want it again.
[03:34] Tsukasa
    Listen up, darling.
[03:36] Tsukasa
    The thing about tonkatsu...
[03:38] ---
    is that the people who are able
    to eat it whenever they want
[03:39] ---
    Tonkatsu King
[03:41] ---
    are the best kind of people.
[03:42] Nasa
    I don't know what that's all about,
[03:44] ---
    but she sounds very passionate about tonkatsu.
[03:47] Nasa
    The sauce is pretty great, too.
[03:50] Tsukasa
    Oh, I also made that.
[03:52] Nasa
    Th-The sauce, too?!
[03:54] Tsukasa
    I want to cook you all kinds of things...
[03:57] Tsukasa
    so your tongue will be for my personal use.
[04:04] Tsukasa
    Now, come on, eat up while it's still hot!
[04:07] Nasa
    R-Right!
[04:09] Nasa
    Sh-She's right.
[04:11] ---
    I'm going to eat more of her cooking for
    the rest of my life than anything else!
[04:17] Nasa
    My wife's home cooking...
[04:21] Nasa
    Thanks for the food!
[04:22] Tsukasa
    I'm glad you liked it.
[04:25] Nasa
    Let me help you!
[04:27] Tsukasa
    Don't worry about it.
[04:29] Tsukasa
    Why don't you watch some TV, darling?
[04:32] Nasa
    I guess I will, then.
[04:36] Nasa
    Huh? There's no picture.
[04:39] Nasa
    Wait, there it is. I guess
    that's how CRT TVs work.
[04:44] Kaname
    Senpai!
[04:46] Nasa
    Kaname-chan? What's up?
[04:48] Kaname
    We got one of these from a guest,
[04:51] ---
    and I was wondering if
    you two wanted in on it.
[04:53] Nasa
    Wow, muskmelon! Thanks!
[04:55] Tsukasa
    It looks so good!
[04:57] Kaname
    I'd better get going, then.
[04:58] Nasa
    Already?
[05:00] Kaname
    I'd hate to get in your way, y'know.
[05:02] Kaname
    Feel free to enjoy yourselves all night long!
[05:04] Kaname
    Don't worry, I don't think the sound
    carries all the way to the house.
[05:08] Nasa
    Uh, K-Kaname-chan?!
[05:11] Kaname
    Goodnight!
[05:14] Nasa
    I wonder what she was going on about...
[05:18] Tsukasa
    S-Since she left it for us,
[05:20] ---
    maybe we should go ahead and cut the melon?
[05:22] Nasa
    G-Good idea!
[05:26] Nasa
    These melons are kind of...
    majestic-looking, aren't they?
[05:29] Tsukasa
    Agreed.
[05:30] Nasa
    Let's go ahead...
[05:36] Nasa
    So sweet!
[05:38] Tsukasa
    So good!
[05:40] Nasa
    I'm really impressed!
[05:42] ---
    I didn't know melon was so good.
[05:44] Tsukasa
    Seriously.
[05:45] Nasa
    To give us such a tasty melon...
[05:47] ---
    Kaname-chan and the guest
    who left it are both really nice.
[05:50] Tsukasa
    We'll have to do something nice for her.
[05:53] Nasa
    Being able to just kick back and eat
    melon with you like this is great.
[05:56] Tsukasa
    I think so, too.
[05:59] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan...
[06:01] Nasa
    Say "ahh."
[06:04] Tsukasa
    U-Um, I don't know about
    doing that sort of thing...
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[06:09] Nasa
    She's embarrassed! That's so cute!
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[06:12] Nasa
    But remember how you fed me the
    lime udon back at the service area?
[06:15] Tsukasa
    That was just because I wanted you to taste it.
[06:19] Nasa
    But it's just the two of us right now...
[06:22] Nasa
    And there are all kinds of
    embarrassing things I want to try!
[06:32] Tsukasa
    Ahh...
[06:42] Nasa
    I-Is it good?
[06:45] Tsukasa
    It was very good.
[06:49] ---
    What?
[06:50] Nasa
    A new place for us to move into?
[06:52] Nasa
    Okay. Okay.
[06:55] Nasa
    Understood!
[06:56] Kaname
    Who was that?
[06:58] Nasa
    My former landlord.
[07:00] Nasa
    He asked if I was interested in moving
    into the new place he's having built.
[07:03] Kaname
    Aw, you're moving out already?
[07:06] Nasa
    No, it's not decided yet.
[07:09] Nasa
    But we can't impose on
    your family indefinitely.
[07:13] Kaname
    Yeah, living here probably
    makes it hard to get it on.
[07:16] Nasa
    Were you even listening to me?!
[07:18] Kaname
    But maybe thought of me watching
    would add a little extra spice to it!
[07:24] Nasa
    I-I-I'm not into that!
[07:27] ---
    Huh?
[07:28] Tsukasa
    A new apartment?
[07:30] Nasa
    Well, it turns out
[07:31] ---
    a new apartment building is going to go
    up on the lot where ours burned down.
[07:35] Nasa
    And he offered to let us move in without
    any security deposit or initial fee,
[07:39] Nasa
    along with keeping the
    same rent I had before!
[07:42] Tsukasa
    That's quite a deal.
[07:44] Nasa
    There's supposed to be a model room, too.
[07:46] ---
    Do you want to check it out today?
[07:48] Tsukasa
    Sure.
[07:53] Tsukasa
    The model room for our new
    apartment... is in this place?
[07:56] Tsukasa
    And he said you'd be paying the same rent?
[07:58] Nasa
    Yeah. 48,000 yen a month.
[08:01] Tsukasa
    Is your landlord an oil baron or something?
[08:03] Nasa
    I'm pretty sure the key and the map
    I was given say this is the place.
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[08:07] Tsukasa
    Someone probably made a mistake somewhere.
[08:10] Nasa
    Well, since we're here, let's check it out.
[08:13] Nasa
    I mean, when else are we going to get a
    chance to go into such a fancy building?
[08:17] Tsukasa
    I see. Pretending to be
    celebrities, then, darling?
[08:21] Tsukasa
    We shan't wait another moment, in that case!
[08:23] ---
    Huh?!
[08:24] Nasa
    "Shan't"?!
[08:28] Tsukasa
    Look at how exquisite it is, darling!
[08:30] ---
    The mark of any celebrity's apartment
    building: a decorated hallway!
[08:33] Nasa
    Wow...
[08:34] Nasa
    And the doors are huge, too.
[08:37] Tsukasa
    They definitely make an impression.
[08:39] Tsukasa
    I bet over half the people
    who live here are YouTubers!
[08:42] Tsukasa
    I saw a video that said they have the best
    hourly pay of any occupation in Japan!
[08:45] Nasa
    I'm not sure how accurate that is.
[08:53] Nasa
    I had no idea the view from a high-rise
    apartment was so incredible.
[08:56] Tsukasa
    The ceiling is really high, too.
[08:58] ---
    Yeah.
[09:00] Tsukasa
    Look, darling! You can look
    outside from the bath!
[09:04] Nasa
    You're right. I guess this is what
    they call a bath with a view.
[09:11] Tsukasa
    I can definitely see how this would
    make someone feel like a winner.
[09:14] Nasa
    T-True enough.
[09:16] Tsukasa
    That said, I think I like the idea of a place
    with a bath, even if it doesn't have a view.
[09:21] Nasa
    That's right, the next place we
    move to should have a bath.
[09:26] Nasa
    Will that mean it's finally shared bathtime?!
[09:28] Nasa
    Just a month a half! A month and a half
    from now, my wife and I will—
[09:33] Tsukasa
    You want to try getting in, darling?
[09:35] Nasa
    Th-That's all right! I'm saving it for later!
[09:39] Tsukasa
    It's huge!
[09:41] Nasa
    I think that's a queen-size bed.
[09:43] Nasa
    I guess you can get one like this
    when you have so much space.
[09:46] Tsukasa
    I guess so.
[09:48] Nasa
    H-Hey, when we move into our new place...
[09:52] Nasa
    Would you like to sleep in the same bed?
[09:56] Tsukasa
    Uh, well...
[10:00] Tsukasa
    I think...
[10:02] Tsukasa
    I'd like that, too.
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    From: Kijima (Landlord)
    Subject: re: About the model room
    To: (me)
    
    Yuzaki Nasa-sama,
    It's Kijima the landlord again. I apologize
    for sending so many emails.
    
     I wanted to let you know that there was
    an error in the information I sent you about
    the model room. I'm so sorry for the trouble.
    
    I've attached the correct information.
    Please refer to the file.
    
    I apologize again for the mistake.
    Hope to hear from you soon.
    
    Kijima
[10:11] Nasa
    Looks like that was the
    wrong model room, after all.
[10:14] Tsukasa
    That makes sense.
[10:16] Tsukasa
    Still, I enjoyed having a look around.
[10:19] Nasa
    I did, too.
[10:21] Nasa
    I'll work hard so that we can live
    in a place like that someday.
[10:24] Tsukasa
    That sounds promising.
[10:26] Tsukasa
    But...
[10:28] Tsukasa
    If I'm being honest, I think I would
    like any kind of place we lived in.
[10:32] Tsukasa
    A big home would be something
    I could take pride in,
[10:36] Tsukasa
    and a small one would let me
    feel your warmth up close.
[10:39] Tsukasa
    In an older place, we could experience
    all the little quirks together,
[10:42] Tsukasa
    and in newer one, we'd be leaving traces
    of our life together over time.
[10:45] Tsukasa
    No matter where we live,
[10:47] ---
    I'm sure there'll be some problems,
    and some things we'll like about it.
[10:51] Tsukasa
    Home is what you make of it, after all.
[10:54] Tsukasa
    But I think that's why it doesn't
    really matter that much...
[10:57] Tsukasa
    Because wherever you are
    is the place that I belong.
[11:03] Nasa
    It's not just you.
[11:05] Tsukasa
    Now, let's hit up the convenience
    store on our way home!
[11:05] Nasa
    I'm pretty sure that's the case for me, too!
[11:19] Kaname
    My name is Arisugawa Kaname.
[11:21] Kaname
    I'm 15 years old, in my first year of
    high school, and I work at a bathhouse.
[11:26] Kaname
    My mornings start early.
[11:28] I'm up at 5
    I'm up at 5:30 to get the place ready to open.
[11:31] I'm up at 5
    And I do it every day!
[11:34] I'm up at 5
    But because I've got my act together,
    it's never a problem!
[11:38] I'm up at 5
    I am so amazing! A real go-getter!
[11:41] I'm up at 5
    But balancing things out with school
    does have its difficulties.
[11:47] Tsukasa
    Need some help?
[11:48] Kaname
    Oh, Tsukasa-san.
[11:51] Tsukasa
    Would you like me to help?
[11:53] Kaname
    No, that's okay!
[11:55] ---
    A young lady shouldn't be cleaning up a
    bathhouse first thing in the morning!
[11:59] Tsukasa
    You're... younger than I am, though.
[12:01] Kaname
    Stare...
[12:03] Kaname
    This is Yuzaki Tsukasa-san,
[12:05] ---
    the wife of the person
    I respect more than anyone else.
[12:09] Kaname
    Some stuff happened, and right
    now they're living with us.
[12:12] Kaname
    But to be honest, I don't really
    know what she's like yet.
[12:16] Tsukasa
    Do you always clean up by
    yourself every morning?
[12:18] Kaname
    Uh, yeah, I guess.
[12:21] Kaname
    While I'm at school, my mom runs things.
[12:24] Tsukasa
    I see. You're a really hard worker.
[12:28] Tsukasa
    I think I misspoke when
    I asked if you wanted my help.
[12:33] Tsukasa
    I hate the idea of just imposing on
    you without giving anything back.
[12:37] Tsukasa
    I'm not Nasa-kun. I haven't
    known your family for very long.
[12:42] Tsukasa
    So I'd really appreciate it
    if you'd let me help you out.
[12:47] Kaname
    I might not know much about her yet...
[12:49] Kaname
    but that smile is practically cheating.
[12:52] Kaname
    Okay, then! You can help
    me clean the place up.
[12:56] Tsukasa
    Thank you.
[13:00] Kaname
    Y'know, calling you Tsukasa-san feels kind
    of formal, now that I think about it.
[13:04] Kaname
    So...
[13:06] Kaname
    Can I call you Tsukassan instead?
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[13:12] Tsukasa
    I'd like that!
[13:13] Tsukasa
    What should I call you, then?
[13:15] Tsukasa
    Kana-san?
[13:16] Kaname
    Y-You can just call me Kaname!
[13:21] Tsukasa
    I'd be glad to, Kaname.
[13:23] Kaname
    In that case, Tsukassan,
    let's start cleaning up.
[13:26] Kaname
    You'll want to hit any spots
    that this robot can't reach.
[13:30] Tsukasa
    A robot?
[13:31] Tsukasa
    Wow, I didn't know they sold these.
[13:33] Kaname
    They actually don't.
[13:35] Kaname
    Senpai took a store-bought
    cleaning unit and customized it.
[13:39] Kaname
    He also set up an automated
    bucket-cleaner for us.
[13:44] Kaname
    According to him...
[13:46] Both
    "The key is innovating!"
[13:48] (Flashback) Nasa
    You need to design revolutionary
    ideas that redefine the system!
[13:52] Kaname
    And he went on to come up with all
    kinds of innovations for the bathhouse.
[13:57] Kaname
    I personally think he might be the reincarnation
     of a certain armor-clad businessman.
[14:02] Kaname
    That said, there are plenty of spots the robot
     can't get to, like the walls and the drains.
[14:07] Kaname
    I'll handle the women's bath.
[14:09] Kaname
    If you could handle the
    men's bath, Tsukassan.
[14:11] Tsukasa
    Roger.
[14:15] Kaname
    Now, let's see what one of these modern
    girls knows about cleaning a bath!
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[14:26] Kaname
    Have you done this before?
[14:28] Tsukasa
    Not exactly.
[14:29] Tsukasa
    But I have to say, I'm impressed.
[14:31] Tsukasa
    Even with the robot,
[14:33] ---
    cleaning every corner takes a ton of work,
[14:35] Tsukasa
    and some spots are so soiled that
    many would hesitate to clean them.
[14:38] Tsukasa
    This is no easy job.
[14:40] ---
    You really deserve respect
    for doing this every day.
[14:43] Tsukasa
    You're honestly amazing.
[14:46] Kaname
    I think I'm starting to understand
    why Senpai likes her.
[14:53] Tsukasa
    You actually use firewood
    in this day and age?
[14:55] Kaname
    It can use oil too, but this is cheaper.
[14:59] Kaname
    And thanks to Senpai upgrading all
    the piping to modern standards,
[15:03] ---
    the heat retention is really good.
[15:05] Tsukasa
    He did that, too?
[15:07] Kaname
    This bathhouse is full of
    systems he's responsible for.
[15:10] Kaname
    It's thanks to him that our family
    business was able to recover.
[15:15] Kaname
    Come to think of it,
    I should've said this sooner...
[15:20] Kaname
    I'm really grateful to you
    for saving Senpai's life.
[15:26] Kaname
    If you hadn't risked your life to save him...
[15:28] ---
    The thought of Senpai being gone...
[15:32] Kaname
    I can never thank you enough, really.
[15:36] Tsukasa
    I'm glad I was able to save him, too.
[15:40] Tsukasa
    That truck was coming up so fast...
[15:46] Tsukasa
    I wondered if he was trying to kill himself.
[15:49] Tsukasa
    And I ended up moving before I could think.
[15:52] Kaname
    And you weren't hurt, Tsukassan?
[15:54] Tsukasa
    Of course I was!
[15:55] ---
    My head was split open,
    and I had broken bones.
[15:59] Tsukasa
    But I'm still glad I was able to save him...
[16:02] Tsukasa
    To save the person I would come
    to love more than anything else.
[16:08] Kaname
    Senpai's a lucky guy!
[16:10] Tsukasa
    I completely agree.
[16:17] Kaname
    All right, Tsukassan, I'm heading out!
[16:20] Tsukasa
    Have a safe trip!
[16:21] Kaname
    See you later!
[16:25] Nasa
    Good morning, Tsukasa-chan.
[16:27] Tsukasa
    Good morning, darling.
[16:29] Nasa
    When did you and Kaname-chan
    become such good friends?
[16:32] Tsukasa
    It's only natural we would.
[16:34] ---
    Huh?
[16:35] Tsukasa
    Because we both care about the same person.
[16:38] ---
    Wha?
[16:40] Tsukasa
    Come on, let's have breakfast.
[16:44] Aya
    Th-This is bad!
[16:46] Aya
    My position as big sister
    is being reduced to nothing!
[16:49] Aya
    I don't factor into daily life!
[16:50] Aya
    I'm not even going to have
    a route in the main game.
[16:52] Aya
    I'll be stuck in a spin-off!
[16:55] Tsukasa
    What do you like, Nasa-kun?
[17:00] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan!
[17:01] Tsukasa
    Not what I meant...
[17:03] Tsukasa
    I mean what you like to eat!
     Your favorite food.
[17:06] Nasa
    Oh, food.
[17:08] Tsukasa
    And not your all-purpose-hotpot from before.
[17:12] Nasa
    In that case, I ran a behavior analysis once.
[17:15] Tsukasa
    Behavior analysis?
[17:16] Nasa
    I altered independent variables to track
[17:18] ---
    how much the dependent variables would vary,
[17:21] ---
    to check things out mathematically.
[17:23] Tsukasa
    This is sounding really complicated,
    considering how simple the question was.
[17:27] Nasa
    And the conclusion I came to...
[17:28] Nasa
    was curry!
[17:30] Tsukasa
    That's a pretty straightforward conclusion.
[17:32] Nasa
    Yep!
[17:33] Tsukasa
    I see.
[17:34] Tsukasa
    But in that case, we don't
    have the ingredients...
[17:38] Nasa
    Is this about tomorrow's dinner?
[17:40] Tsukasa
    Yeah. But we don't have any curry powder,
[17:43] ---
    so I'm thinking about going to get some.
[17:44] Nasa
    I'll go with you, then.
[17:46] Tsukasa
    Why? I'm just running to the supermarket.
[17:49] Nasa
    It'll make a nice evening stroll!
[17:51] Nasa
    Together.
[17:55] Mom
    Hey, where are you two going?
[17:57] Tsukasa
    Out for an evening stroll.
[17:59] Nasa
    To buy some curry powder.
[18:00] Mom
    Oh, I see.
[18:03] Mom
    Nasa-kun, come here.
[18:06] Nasa
    What is it?
[18:08] Mom
    Since you're going out, you might want to
    take the route that goes by Otogi Park.
[18:11] Nasa
    But why?
[18:12] Mom
    There's no one over there at this hour,
[18:14] Mom
    so it's the perfect spot
    to do all kinds of things!
[18:17] Nasa
    All kinds of things?!
[18:18] Nasa
    B-But I wasn't planing on doing anything!
[18:22] Mom
    Oh, you! You're married,
    so what's the problem?
[18:24] Mom
    It's important for married couples
    to spice things up sometimes!
[18:27] Nasa
    I-I-I don't think we need extra spice yet!
[18:30] Nasa
    Good grief! Now I think I see how
    Kaname-chan ended up the way she is.
[18:34] Tsukasa
    What are you talking about?
[18:36] Nasa
    Nothing! Just discussing the trade
    troubles between America and China!
[18:39] Tsukasa
    That's a pretty complex subject
    to discuss before an errand.
[18:42] Nasa
    C-Come on, Tsukasa-chan!
[18:46] ---
    O-Okay...
[18:47] Mom
    Be safe out there!
[18:52] Tsukasa
    We managed to get the curry powder, but...
[18:55] Nasa
    We worked up an appetite
    while wandering around...
[18:58] Tsukasa
    ...and ended up bringing a snack back.
[19:00] Nasa
    Well, things like this are part of
    the fun of taking an evening stroll.
[19:05] Nasa
    It's so warm!
[19:07] Tsukasa
    And it's still cold at night,
    so it helps you warm up.
[19:13] Tsukasa
    An evening stroll can be a lot of fun.
[19:15] Nasa
    I agree.
[19:17] Nasa
    If we were a high school couple,
[19:19] ---
    we'd have to worry about our
    parents waiting at the door.
[19:22] Tsukasa
    But we're married, so we don't.
[19:25] Tsukasa
    Also, why exactly are we walking
    where there are no other people?
[19:29] (Flashback) Mom
    There's no one out over there at this hour,
[19:31] (Flashback) Mom
    so it's the perfect spot
    to do all kinds of things!
[19:34] Nasa
    I-It's a total coincidence, I assure you!
[19:37] Tsukasa
    Really?
[19:38] Nasa
    It r-r-r-really is!
[19:41] Tsukasa
    What exactly were you planning
    to do with a girl like me
[19:45] ---
    in a dark, deserted place like this?
[19:47] Nasa
    K-Kiss you!
[19:49] Nasa
    I was planning to kiss you.
[19:52] Tsukasa
    I s-see...
[19:55] Tsukasa
    That's a very manly assertion, darling.
[19:57] Nasa
    Yes! I didn't want to lie!
[19:59] Tsukasa
    I see. That's quite admirable.
[20:02] Nasa
    That being the case...
[20:02] Tsukasa
    Now, hang on a second!
[20:04] Nasa
    Why?
[20:05] Tsukasa
    W-Well...
[20:07] Tsukasa
    That meat bun had a lot of garlic in it.
[20:12] Nasa
    I don't care about the garlic!
[20:14] ---
    We're married for one thing,
    plus, I ate one, too!
[20:16] Tsukasa
    Even so, I'm self-conscious about it!
[20:19] Tsukasa
    So I think I'll have to
    take a rain check for today.
[20:24] Nasa
    I should've gotten us red bean buns.
[20:27] Nasa
    Or maybe grilled sweet potatoes...
[20:30] Tsukasa
    But...
[20:31] Tsukasa
    It's so quiet.
[20:34] Tsukasa
    Kind of like you and I are the
    only ones in the whole wide world.
[20:40] Nasa
    She might not want a kiss, but...
[20:50] Nasa
    Oh, shoot!
[20:52] ---
    I just wanted to hug her gently, but I
    ended up panicking and jumping onto her!
[20:56] Nasa
    But... my wife... is shockingly soft!
[21:01] Nasa
    Are all girls this soft?
    Or is Tsukasa-chan special?!
[21:06] Tsukasa
    I-If you grab me from behind,
[21:09] ---
    you'll scare me.
[21:11] Nasa
    Sorry. I wanted to go more slowly, but...
[21:16] Tsukasa
    Honestly...
[21:19] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan...
[21:21] Nasa
    How are you enjoying life,
     being married to me?
[21:25] Tsukasa
    How am I...? What brought on this question?
[21:29] Nasa
    I just felt like asking.
[21:34] Tsukasa
    I'm learning a lot of new things every day.
[21:39] Tsukasa
    Sometimes it's funny,
    and sometimes it's frustrating,
[21:42] ---
    and there are moments like now
    where I'm really excited...
[21:46] Tsukasa
    It feels like I'm learning about all
    kinds of emotions for the first time.
[21:51] Tsukasa
    I think that I'm going to learn all kinds
    of new feelings thanks to you, Nasa-kun.
[21:59] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan...
[22:04] Nasa
    Your body is so slender and hot.
[22:09] Tsukasa
    It's hot right now because of you.
[22:13] Nasa
    I've never felt like this before.
[22:17] Tsukasa
    Neither have I.
[22:21] Tsukasa
    I'm going through so many
    new firsts, thanks to you.
[22:25] Tsukasa
    I think all these new beginnings
    I'm experiencing are yours.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Aya
    All the cool, hip modern kids have
    gaming parties with their friends!
[23:34] Chitose
    So why exactly am I here?
[23:36] Aya
    Incidentally, the winner will receive
    a special favor from Nasa-kun!
[23:40] Chitose
    Count me in!
[23:41] Aya
    Yay! I just love a girl who knows
    how to get with the program!

Season 1

E11 - Friends

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[00:11] Chitose
    The apartment's gone!
[00:12] Char
    Wow, very sharp observation!
[00:15] Chitose
    What is this?! Where'd Nee-sama go?!
[00:18] Chitose
    Has her entire home gone missing this time?!
[00:20] Aur
    I asked some of the locals, and they
    said the whole place burned down.
[00:24] Chitose
    A fire?!
[00:25] Chitose
    I'm sure Nee-sama is fine,
    but what about that Nasa guy?
[00:28] Aur
    It seems to have happened while they
    were in Nara, so he should be fine.
[00:32] Nasa
    I-I see.
[00:34] Aur
    "Chitose was relieved to
    find out he was unharmed."
[00:37] Aur
    "What she didn't realize was that these
    were the first stirrings of love."
[00:42] Chitose
    Don't frame my thoughts
    with your faulty narration!
[00:44] Aur
    Feisty as ever, I see!
[00:47] Chitose
    Look, what we need to do is
    find Nee-sama and find her now!
[00:50] Chitose
    Honestly, what is it with her and disappearing?
[00:54] Chitose
    She's right there!
[00:56] Tsukasa
    Oh, it's Chitose.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Friends
[02:28] Tsukasa
    O-Oh, it's Chitose.
[02:30] Chitose
    What's the meaning of this, Nee-sama?!
[02:33] Tsukasa
    Well...
[02:34] Tsukasa
    We were out of detergent,
    so I bought some more.
[02:37] Chitose
    That is not what I meant!
[02:39] Chitose
    Your house is gone!
[02:41] Chitose
    That's what I was asking about!
[02:44] Tsukasa
    Oh, that. It was really a huge shock.
[02:47] Tsukasa
    Well, see ya.
[02:49] Chitose
    Explain what happened!
[02:50] Chitose
    And actually, where are you living
    if your place burned down?!
[02:55] Tsukasa
    Well, I mean...
[02:58] Tsukasa
    Right here.
[02:59] Chitose
    What?! Isn't this...
[03:01] Chitose
    You're living in a park now?
[03:03] Tsukasas
    I sure am. You'd be surprised
    how cold it can get at night.
[03:08] Tsukasas
    Hop inside for a sec. I do have
    gas and electricity, at least.
[03:12] Chitose
    You have gas in this... thing?!
[03:15] Chitose
    Actually, even if you do get gas,
    you probably aren't allowed to use it.
[03:22] Chitose
    Ugh! Where'd you go this time?!
[03:26] Aur
    She really is gullible.
[03:29] Tsukasa
    I'm home.
[03:30] Nasa
    Welcome back.
[03:36] Tsukasa
    That's a lot of stuff, isn't it?
[03:38] Tsukasa
    And I see a few select treasures.
[03:43] Tsukasa
    What's wrong, darling?
[03:45] Nasa
    I was just wondering what this is.
[03:47] Tsukasa
    You don't know? It's a takoyaki plate.
[03:50] Nasa
    Wait, what does it have to do with takoyaki?
[03:53] Tsukasa
    Well, you use it to grill takoyaki, of course.
[03:56] Nasa
    Wow, really? So this is
    how you make takoyaki?
[04:01] Tsukasa
    Darling, to be as smart as you are,
[04:03] ---
    there are certain things that
    you're pretty ignorant about.
[04:05] Tsukasa
    Since you found it, do you
    want to have takoyaki tonight?
[04:09] Nasa
    Really?!
[04:10] Tsukasa
    It's pretty simple to make.
[04:12] Nasa
    In that case, let's do the thing!
[04:14] Tsukasa
    What thing?
[04:15] Nasa
    The favorite pastime of cool young people!
[04:18] Nasa
    A tako party!
[04:20] Kaname
    A takoyaki party?
[04:22] Tsukasa
    Since you've been kind enough to put us up,
[04:24] ---
    I thought I'd ask you about it.
[04:25] Tsukasa
    It won't be just takoyaki, of course.
[04:28] Kaname
    That sounds good to me!
[04:31] Nasa
    All cool young people love a
    good tako party! Tako party!
[04:35] Kaname
    I'm wondering where you got that idea...
[04:37] Tsukasa
    There's also the fact that I
    haven't talked with Aya much,
[04:41] Tsukasa
    so I thought this would be a nice
    chance to get to know her better.
[04:45] Kaname
    Well, I don't mind, but...
[04:48] Nasa
    But what?
[04:49] Kaname
    Remember Aya-nee's whole situation?
[04:52] Kaname
    About you and the marriage.
[04:55] Nasa
    R-Right...
[04:56] Kaname
    So I'm honestly not sure how
    she feels about Tsukassan.
[05:02] Chitose
    I have you now, Nee-sama!
[05:04] Tsukasa
    Chitose? And here I thought I'd lost you.
[05:08] Chitose
    Why would you even try to?
[05:10] Tsukasa
    Because I thought it'd be a
    pain if you knew where I lived.
[05:13] Chitose
    Isn't that kind of mean?
[05:14] Chitose
    What is this place, anyway?
[05:17] Kaname
    It's that most public of
    gathering places, a bathhouse.
[05:20] Chitose
    And you are?
[05:21] Kaname
    The lady in charge around here,
     Arisugawa Kaname.
[05:25] Chitose
    Well, what is Nee-sama doing here?
[05:27] Kaname
    The Yuzakis are living here!
[05:31] Chitose
    She lives here?
[05:34] Tsukasa
    Yep, that's right.
[05:37] Tsukasa
    I've been sleeping here, like this.
[05:40] Chitose
    In a place like this...
    with milk bottles for a pillow?!
[05:45] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, you shouldn't
    lie to her like that.
[05:47] Nasa
    Chitose-chan's really gullible.
[05:51] Chitose
    Seriously, where do you live?
[05:53] Tsukasa
    The building out back.
[05:55] Char
    Wow, this place is really something!
[05:58] Aur
    I've never been in a bathhouse before!
[06:01] Char
    Hey, is it okay if we go in?
[06:03] Chitose
    That's not what we're here for!
[06:06] Kaname
    Now, now, don't be like that.
[06:08] Kaname
    If you refresh yourself with a bath,
[06:09] ---
    you'll have a cooler head
    for your discussion.
[06:12] Chitose
    R-Really?
[06:14] Char
    Then let's all jump in!
[06:18] Chitose
    "Service, service."
[06:20] Char
    Your skin is so smooth!
[06:23] Aur
    Hey! No touching!
[06:29] Aur
    Get a move on.
[06:35] Aur
    I-I can take another five minutes...
[06:46] Aur
    What a wonderful bath!
[06:47] Char
    We should come again!
[06:49] Chitose
    I think so!
[06:50] Chitose
    See you next time!
[06:52] Kaname
    Bye, now!
[06:55] Chitose
    Wait, no!
[06:56] Kaname
    She's pretty fun.
[06:58] Tsukasa
    Sometimes.
[06:59] Kaname
    The bath was nice, though, right?
[07:01] Chitose
    Well, certainly!
[07:03] Chitose
    Wait, that's a totally different matter!
[07:06] Chitose
    Anyway!
[07:07] Chitose
    Does that mean you're living
    here as a guest, Nee-sama?
[07:10] Tsukasa
    That's right.
[07:10] Chitose
    If you're going to be staying
    at a place like this—
[07:13] Kaname
    What's that supposed to mean?
[07:15] Chitose
    No, I didn't mean anything bad by it!
[07:17] Chitose
    Honestly, I didn't!
[07:18] ---
    This is a really wonderful bathhouse!
[07:21] Aur
    She's so weak!
[07:22] Chitose
    But I'm saying, if you're
    going to impose on someone,
[07:25] ---
    why not do it at my place?!
[07:28] Tsukasa
    Unfortunately, I just can't.
[07:32] CHitose
    Why not, Nee-sama?! Why can't you?!
[07:35] CHitose
    Do you really hate me that much?
[07:37] Tsukasa
    The reason is...
[07:39] Tsukasa
    This place has a Mega Drive.
[07:44] ---
    Huh?
[07:45] Nasa
    What kind of reason is that?
[07:47] Chitose
    Wait, they have a MD here?
[07:50] Chitose
    I-I guess I understand, then.
[07:52] Kaname
    She does?
[07:54] Nasa
    She seems to.
[07:55] Tsukasa
    That's why I can't stay at your place!
[07:58] Chitose
    Nee-sama, please!
[08:00] Kaname
    Uh, what were they talking about again?
[08:04] Nasa
    I think it just means they're all good friends.
[08:06] Chitose
    Then we'll just buy a MD for the house!
[08:08] Chitose
    There's bound to be plenty of
    people selling them online!
[08:11] Tsukasa
    Whoa, come on, now.
    I-It's not just about the console.
[08:14] Tsukasa
    D-Do you really think th-that'd
    be enough to change my mind?
[08:18] Nasa
    She seems like she's about to!
[08:20] Chitose
    Then I'll get a Pippin and a
    Laser Active while I'm at it!
[08:26] Chitose
    I'll get a Pyuta, an SG-10000, even a P/ECE!
[08:30] Chitose
    So just come and stay with me!
[08:33] Aya
    Yes! I'd love to!
[08:38] Chitose
    Who even are you?!
[08:39] Tsukasa
    Aya...
[08:42] Kaname
    This here is my older sister.
[08:44] Aya
    I'm Aya, her big sister.
[08:45] Aya
    It's nice to meet you!
[08:47] Aya
    So when are you going to
    get that Laser Active?!
[08:49] ---
    I've always wanted to try one out!
[08:52] Kaname
    Since we're all here, why don't
    we all attend the tako party?
[08:55] Nasa
    Oh, great idea!
[08:57] Nasa
    We can use the tako party as a chance
    to get to know each other better!
[09:00] Chitose
    Tako... party?
[09:02] Aya
    You mean like all the cool young people do?!
[09:05] Tsukasa
    Sure. There'll be more
    food than takoyaki, too.
[09:08] Tsukasa
    But with this many people,
    I'm going to need more groceries.
[09:12] Char
    We had a feeling this might happen!
[09:13] Aur
    Good thing we thought ahead.
[09:15] Kaname
    Damn, I want a maid now.
[09:18] Aya
    Who are they?
[09:19] Tsukasa
    Yeah, this should actually be enough.
[09:22] Tsukasa
    Darling, I'm going to head
    back and start getting ready.
[09:26] Nasa
    Sure. I'm looking forward to it.
[09:28] Aya
    Can Tsukasa-san really cook?
[09:31] Kaname
    Probably.
[09:32] Aya
    I saw on TV that young people
    nowadays can't cook at all!
[09:36] Aya
    They don't even know the
    "NaNiNuNeNo" of cooking!
SIGN    Na - Natto
SIGN    Ni - Nihonshu
SIGN    Nu - Nuka (rice bran)
SIGN    Ne - Negi (onions)
SIGN    No - Nodoguro (blackthroat seaperch)
[09:39] Aya
    So can she really cook?
[09:41] Kaname
    I think you mean the "SaShiSuSeSo."
[09:43] Aya
    This'll be a good chance to see if she's
    good enough to be Nasa-kun's wife!
[09:49] Chitose
    He's the one who's not good enough!
[09:51] Kaname
    You're against them being married?
[09:55] Chitose
    I'm not against it.
    It's just that I don't accept it.
[09:58] Aya
    Exactly! What kind of wife can't even cook?
[10:03] Kaname
    And can you cook, Aya-nee?
[10:05] Aya
    Of course not!
[10:07] ---
    After all, I am a "young person nowadays"!
[10:09] Kaname
    That's an airtight argument.
[10:11] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan's a great cook.
[10:14] Nasa
    You don't need to worry.
[10:16] Aya
    He's not exactly an objective judge!
[10:18] ---
    We'll have to try it ourselves to be sure.
[10:19] Chitose
    I know without trying it that
    Nee-sama's cooking is fantastic.
[10:24] Kaname
    I'm sorry about my sister here, Senpai.
[10:26] Kaname
    I'll really rake her over the coals later.
[10:29] Nasa
    I-It's okay. This is turning out
    to be a crazy party, though.
[10:42] Tsukasa
    I got a little into it and made
    too much, so be sure to eat lots.
[10:45] Nasa
    Now then, I'd like to
    start this takoyaki party
[10:48] Nasa
    to bring the Arisugawas, the Yuzakis, and
    Chitose and her friends closer together!
[10:54] Everyone
    Cheers!
[10:57] Chitose
    Why am I joining in?
[10:58] Char
    Oh, it's fine!
[11:01] Aya
    You made all of this, Tsukasa-chan?
[11:03] Tsukasa
    The maids helped, too.
[11:06] Aur
    She was so on top of things,
    all we really did was get the plates ready.
[11:10] Aya
    Well, food is supposed to taste good,
     not just look good!
[11:14] Aya
    It tastes so good!
[11:16] ---
    What the heck? It's like I'm at a restaurant!
[11:19] Tsukasa
    There's plenty more, so eat up.
[11:23] Aya
    This pasta, too! The aroma of the cheese really
    hits you and makes it taste even better!
[11:27] Tsukasa
    I see! I'm glad you can appreciate it!
[11:30] Tsukasa
    You really know good food, Aya.
[11:33] Aya
    You think so?
[11:35] Aya
    Maybe I know food!
[11:38] Aya
    Wait, no! I didn't come
    here to be encouraged!
[11:41] Aya
    I'm...
[11:42] Aya
    I... I was...
[11:47] Chitose
    What? Do you have a problem with
    Nee-sama's cooking or something?
[11:50] Aya
    None! Because it all tasted super good!
[11:52] Chitose
    Wha?
SIGN    Boom!!
[11:54] Aya
    But it takes more to be a
    wife than being a good cook!
[12:00] Aya
    That being the case...
[12:02] Aya
    Now that we've all had something to eat,
[12:03] ---
    I say it's time to start this party!
[12:07] Tsukasa
    Sounds good.
[12:09] Nasa
    Tako parties sure are lively!
[12:11] Kaname
    There's... no takoyaki yet, though.
[12:23] Nasa
    They're only on the fifth one? I thought
    there were tons of sequels already.
[12:27] Nasa
    I've played the second one before.
[12:29] Nasa
    Is this one good?
[12:30] Both
    Yes, it is!
[12:31] Nasa
    I see...
[12:33] Kaname
    You should probably teach him how to play,
[12:36] ---
    if he's never touched it before.
[12:38] Chitose
    Knowing the rules does make
    watching more interesting.
[12:43] Tsukasa
    Okay, darling, take the controller.
[12:45] Nasa
    Okay.
[12:48] Chitose
    I'm curious, what kind of video
    games have you played before?
[12:51] Nasa
    Let's see... Solitaire...
[12:55] Nasa
    And Minesweeper.
[12:57] Tsukasa
    You said you've played the second game, though?
[13:00] Nasa
    That's right. Dad had it on the
    Super Famicom when I was little.
[13:05] Nasa
    Perfect K.O.!
[13:06] Nasa
    I see. Games really have come a long way.
[13:10] Nasa
    The characters look more realistic,
[13:12] ---
    and the super moves are all gone.
[13:14] Tsukasa
    No... you just didn't
    use the inputs for them.
[13:18] Tsukasa
    Hadoken!
[13:19] Tsukasa
    Perfect K.O.!
[13:20] Aya
    Nasa-kun's pretty bad at this.
[13:22] Chitose
    A little too bad, I'd say.
[13:24] Kaname
    I think even I could beat him.
[13:27] Tsukasa
    And you're good, Kaname?
[13:29] Kaname
    Well, not as good as my sister.
[13:32] Kaname
    But she's always bugging
    me to play against her.
[13:34] Kaname
    Hadoken!
[13:37] Tsukasa
    I see.
[13:39] ---
    You know how to block, and how
    to use special moves, too.
[13:42] Kaname
    Aya-nee gets really obnoxious
    if I don't take it seriously.
[13:48] Tsukasa
    Well, well, that certainly explains it.
[13:51] Tsukasa
    I guess I should shift up a gear!
[13:55] Tsukasa
    Shoryuken!
[13:56] Tsukasa
    K.O.!
[13:57] Kaname
    Whoa, you're pretty good.
[14:00] Nasa
    Nicely done, Tsukasa-chan!
[14:02] Chitose
    Nee-sama's great at video games!
[14:04] Kaname
    Sure looks like it.
[14:07] Chitose
    She also really hates losing.
[14:10] Kaname
    Looks like it.
[14:11] Tsukasa
    M-Maybe a little.
[14:14] Tsukasa
    I think it's time to really
    get this show on the road.
[14:19] Nasa
    I'm glad everyone's having fun.
[14:20] Char
    If everyone's going to be playing,
[14:23] Char
    wouldn't it be more exciting
    if the winner got a prize?
[14:27] Tsukasa
    A prize?
[14:28] Nasa
    Good idea.
[14:30] Nasa
    But do we have anything that
    would be a good prize?
[14:35] Char
    We will now be holding the first ever
    Yuzaki Household's Strongest Tournament!
[14:42] Tsukasa
    Strongest...
[14:43] Nasa
    ...Tournament?
[14:45] Char
    The winner will receive a favor from
    the head of the Yuzaki household,
[14:48] Char
    Yuzaki Nasa, in which he will
    perform any task asked!
SIGN    Y
    o
    u
    
    c
    a
    n
    
    a
    s
    k
    
    Y
    u
    z
    a
    k
    i
    
    N
    a
    s
    a
SIGN    t
    o
    
    d
    o
    
    a
    n
    y
    
    o
    n
    e
    
    t
    h
    i
    n
    g
[14:55] ---
    Huh?
[14:57] Nasa
    Well, I guess that's fine...
[14:58] Aur
    And that settles it!
[15:01] Kaname
    What exactly are the limits on
    what you can ask for, anyway?
[15:04] Aur
    Anything that's physically possible, right?
[15:08] Aur
    Probably.
[15:09] Kaname
    Probably?
[15:10] Nasa
    A-As long I'm able to...
[15:12] Chitose
    Anything he can do? All right!
[15:16] Aya
    I can't think of anything specific,
[15:17] ---
    but I'd love to get him to do something!
[15:20] Tsukasa
    I'd better win this to protect my darling!
[15:24] Aur
    Anything you can think of...
[15:26] Kaname
    Come on, Tsukassan already kicked my butt,
[15:29] Kaname
    and if Aya-nee is in this,
    I don't stand a chance.
[15:33] Kaname
    You all can have fun with Senpai.
[15:36] Tsukasa
    Looks like it's just the three
    of us in this tournament, then.
[15:39] Chitose
    Nee-sama or not, don't expect any mercy.
[15:44] Chitose
    I've been training online
    ever since you moved out!
[15:48] Chitose
    Don't expect me to be the same
    person I was back in the day!
[15:52] Aya
    I haven't been reviewing games and
    streaming commentary just for fun!
SIGN    Aya☆
[15:57] Aya
    For a wedding present, I'll let Tsukasa-san
    be the seeded competitor in this tourney!
[16:00] Tsukasa
    You're sure?
[16:01] Chitose
    That suits me.
[16:02] ---
    You can see how much I've improved
[16:04] ---
    and use the time to come up with a strategy.
[16:09] Chitose
    Fight!
[16:10] Nasa
    Everyone seems to be getting along!
[16:12] Nasa
    The tako party really did the trick.
[16:14] Kaname
    Even if the tako part doesn't apply yet.
[16:18] Chitose
    If I win...
[16:20] Chitose
    I'll make you walk through the neighborhood
[16:22] ---
    while doing a naked handstand
    so that Nee-san loses interest in you!
[16:27] Chitose
    Naked?!
[16:28] Aya
    Who should I pick?
[16:32] Aya
    Cyclone!
[16:34] Tsukasa
    Let's see just how much you've improved.
[16:37] Chitose
    This will be over in a second!
[16:43] Chitose
    K.O.!
[16:46] Aya
    Yay, I won!
[16:48] Chitose
    What just happened?
[16:49] Tsukasa
    How are you so good?
[16:53] Chitose
    That... That didn't count!
[16:55] Chitose
    I think my controller
    wasn't plugged in tight!
[16:59] Aya
    Sure, okay. I'll take you on
    as many times as you need.
[17:02] Aya
    I've got you now!
[17:04] Aya
    K.O.!
[17:06] Aya
    K.O.!
[17:08] Aya
    Perfect K.O.!
[17:10] Chitose
    Unbelievable... I couldn't win even once.
[17:13] Aya
    Oh, my. Done already?
[17:15] Nasa
    Aya-san is really good at video games.
[17:18] Kaname
    I really wish she'd dedicate a little
    bit of that energy to studying.
[17:22] Aya
    Now, I'd say it's your turn, Tsukasa-san.
[17:25] Tsukasa
    Chitose wasn't bad at all.
    Aya is just too good!
[17:29] Tsukasa
    But I should have a chance if I'm
    using a character I know well enough!
[17:34] Aya
    Let's have a good match.
[17:36] Aya
    I'll show you what I'm capable of.
[17:39] Aya
    And I'll destroy you.
[17:43] Aya
    Okay! Let's go!
[17:47] Aya
    Hadoken!
[17:49] Kaname
    Tsukassan really knows what she's doing.
[17:52] Nasa
    Looks like it.
[17:53] Chitose
    When she lived with me, there were
    times when she would play all day long.
[17:58] Kaname
    That's almost kind of admirable.
[18:02] Kaname
    Here it comes!
[18:05] Tsukasa
    Hey! Wasn't that kind of cheap?
[18:07] Aya
    On the battlefield,
    I'll take that as a compliment!
[18:11] Aya
    I'll end it here!
[18:13] Aya
    This is everything I've got!
[18:16] Aya
    Here it comes!
[18:20] Aya
    K.O.!
[18:21] Aya
    Yay!
[18:22] Tsukasa
    No...
[18:23] Aya
    Tsukasa-san, you'd have more
    solid footing if you weren't
[18:26] ---
    always trying to bait certain responses!
[18:28] Tsukasa
    It's just been a long time.
[18:31] Tsukasa
    I've just forgotten the timing for the
    buttons because it's been so long!
[18:35] Kaname
    That's kinda childish, as far as excuses go.
[18:38] Aya
    What do you say? Want to keep going?
SIGN    Super Rare Item
[18:46] Tsukasa
    I request a change of game!
[18:47] Tsukasa
    We'll play this next!
[18:50] Aya
    What is that?
[18:51] Tsukasa
    Darling, hook it up, please!
[18:53] Tsukasa
    And get those things I asked you for ready!
[18:56] Nasa
    If you insist...
[18:58] Aya
    Wait, what? What is this?
[19:03] Aya
    The original Street Fighter?!
    And what's with the controller?
[19:07] Nasa
    The history of fighting games can be said
    to be the history of Street Fighter.
[19:11] Nasa
    But the first game actually
    used a special controller.
[19:15] Nasa
    I've had darling recreate that controller!
[19:19] Nasa
    I had to get creative.
[19:21] Chitose
    I doubt she's played this one.
[19:23] Kaname
    Tsukassan really does hate to lose.
[19:30] Aya
    Huh? What's with this game?
[19:32] ---
    I can't pull off a Hadoken or a Shoryuken!
[19:35] Aya
    And how exactly does this controller work?!
[19:38] Aya
    How do I fierce punch?! Or forward kick?!
[19:45] Tsukasa
    I have to say, I am good.
[19:47] Tsukasa
    Mastering retro games on top of
    everything else. Truly brilliant!
[19:50] Tsukasa
    What now? Care for more?
[19:53] Aya
    O-Of course!
[19:58] Chitose
    I think they've forgotten
    all about the prize.
[20:01] Kaname
    They probably just wanted
    to play video games.
[20:05] Nasa
    I'm amazed she's willing to keep going
    in a game she's never played before
[20:08] ---
    at such a disadvantage.
[20:09] Kaname
    My sister hates to lose when
    it comes to games, too.
[20:14] Nasa
    She can't stand a chance,
    though, considering.
[20:19] Kaname
    Well, I'm not so sure about that.
[20:21] Kaname
    I'm probably what most people
    would describe as a hard worker.
[20:25] Kaname
    But my sister... she's stupid,
    but I'm pretty sure she's a natural.
[20:29] Kaname
    So knowing her...
[20:33] Tsukasa
    Okay! That should do it!
[20:38] Tsukasa
    What the...
[20:39] Tsukasa
    Has she figured out how the controller works?
[20:44] Tsukasa
    Fair enough. No more holding back, then!
[20:46] Aya
    That suits me fine!
[21:15] Tsukasa
    You're pretty good.
[21:17] Aya
    You, too.
[21:19] Chitose
    Is there any point to this
    bizarre budding friendship?
[21:23] Kaname
    Uh... anyone else want takoyaki?
[21:33] Nasa
    Wow, you're good at this, Tsukasa-chan.
[21:37] Tsukasa
    I guess so.
[21:37] Aya
    Yummy!
[21:41] Aur
    Whoa, there!
[21:43] Char
    Say "ahh"!
[21:44] Chitose
    Don't you dare!
[21:49] Tsukasa
    Don't try to flip it over all at once.
[21:51] ---
    You can turn it a bit at a time, darling.
[21:53] Nasa
    Okay.
[21:54] Nasa
    Is... Is this right?
[21:57] Tsukasa
    Like this... and then this.
[21:58] Nasa
    Hey, it worked! Wow!
[22:00] Tsukasa
    It helps to do this, too.
[22:02] Nasa
    Wow, it looks perfect!
[22:05] Char
    Chitose-chan! What's up?
[22:07] Chitose
    Nothing!
[22:08] Aur
    You still don't approve of them?
[22:11] Chitose
    Not really. As long as she's happy,
    I have nothing to say.
[22:17] Aur
    You finally got a clue!
[22:19] Char
    You're growing!
[22:20] Chitose
    Shut up, you stupid jerks!
[22:23] Nasa
    Tako parties sure can get rowdy, huh?
[22:26] Tsukasa
    Sure can.
[22:30] Char
    Thanks again!
[22:31] Char
    See you next time!
[22:41] Nasa
    That was a fun party, huh?
[22:43] Tsukasa
    It was.
[22:44] Tsukasa
    It was lively, and I had a great time.
[22:48] Tsukasa
    Maybe we should have another sometime.
[22:50] Nasa
    I'd rather not be a prize again, though.
[22:54] Nasa
    Actually, you forgot about it
    somewhere along the way...
[22:57] Nasa
    but what were you going to do if you won?
[23:14] Tsukasa
    I was going to do that.
[23:16] Nasa
    Okay.
[23:18] Nasa
    You can do that whenever you want, you know.
[23:21] Tsukasa
    S-Sometimes, then.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:31] Nasa
    In sickness and in health...
[23:35] Tsukasa
    I swear to love and support you.
[23:39] Nasa
    Because we're...
[23:40] Tsukasa
    From here on, always...
[23:42] Both
    ...going to be married.

Season 1

E12 - Husband and Wife

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SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Husband and Wife
[01:40] Nasa
    Yes, this is Yuzaki.
[01:42] Nasa
    What? The system's down?
[01:44] Nasa
    Okay... okay, I see.
    That does sound pretty serious.
[01:49] Nasa
    All right, I'll see what I can do about it.
SIGN    Can't log in from app Emulator is working correctly Problem is on the web side? Data discrepancy? Check thoroughly! Check for post-emergency response errors
[01:53] ---
    I'll get back to you when I'm done.
[01:56] Tsukasa
    Problems, darling?
[01:58] Nasa
    Nothing serious, but it
    might take a bit of work.
[02:03] Tsukasa
    Well, be careful.
[02:05] Tsukasa
    You tend to be one of those people who
    never knows when to step on the brakes.
[02:10] Nasa
    Brakes?
[02:14] Nasa
    Aw, come on, Tsukasa-chan. I'm not that bad!
[02:17] Tsukasa
    If that's really what you think, darling,
    you might need to re-examine yourself.
[02:22] ---
    Huh?
[02:33] Nasa
    There are many things
    humans do not understand.
[02:37] Nasa
    In particular, about themselves...
[02:40] Nasa
    Which is why, when they do notice something,
[02:44] Nasa
    it's often too late.
SIGN    Mail sent
[02:49] Nasa
    There!
[02:50] Nasa
    Whew, finally done!
[02:53] Nasa
    Sorry if I made it hard to get any rest.
[02:55] Tsukasa
    No, it's fine.
[02:56] Tsukasa
    But, darling, your face
    is looking kind of red.
[03:00] Nasa
    Huh? I feel totally fine, though.
[03:06] Tsukasa
    Darling... where's the thermometer?
[03:09] Nasa
    Seriously, it's nothing—
[03:13] Tsukasa
    Here!
[03:14] Tsukasa
    Put it under your arm.
[03:16] Nasa
    You really want to take my temperature?
[03:19] Nasa
    I don't really feel bad at all,
     so I don't see the need.
[03:24] Nasa
    39.8 degrees!
[03:26] Tsukasa
    You are going to the hospital right now!
[03:29] ---
    Huh?!
[03:30] ---
    Oral Medication
[03:34] Tsukasa
    That's a pretty textbook
    summer cold you've got there.
[03:37] Nasa
    I guess so.
[03:38] Tsukasa
    How are you feeling?
[03:41] Nasa
    The second I saw I had a fever,
    I suddenly felt kind of dizzy.
[03:46] Nasa
    Now that I think about it,
    my body kind of ached this morning,
[03:49] ---
    but I didn't think anything of it.
[03:51] Tsukasa
    Why exactly didn't you?
[03:53] Tsukasa
    Well, it doesn't matter.
[03:54] Tsukasa
    Your cute newlywed wife is going to
    look after you until you get better!
[03:58] Nasa
    But I don't want you to catch my cold.
[04:02] Nasa
    I'll be fine on my own.
[04:05] Tsukasa
    You don't have to worry about me.
[04:07] Tsukasa
    I don't get hurt or sick.
[04:10] Nasa
    She doesn't get hurt... or sick?
[04:12] Nasa
    No good... I can't think straight...
[04:16] Tsukasa
    So, darling, is there
    anything you want to eat?
[04:35] Tsukasa
    What if I had nothing else to
    do while looking after him?!
[04:38] Tsukasa
    As his cute newlywed wife,
[04:40] ---
    there are all kinds of things I'd
    like to do to help him get better,
[04:43] Tsukasa
    but I don't know what else to do.
[04:46] Tsukasa
    I guess for now...
[04:48] Tsukasa
    I'll take some cute sleeping pictures.
SIGN    Sigh
[04:56] Nasa
    I feel a lot better after getting some sleep.
[04:59] Tsukasa
    Really?
[05:01] Tsukasa
    That's a relief.
[05:02] Nasa
    Yeah, compared to before...
[05:04] Nasa
    Wow, I actually slept a while.
[05:07] Nasa
    It's already 8:00 PM...
[05:09] Tsukasa
    Darling! Are you hungry?!
[05:12] Tsukasa
    Is there anything you want to eat?
     Or maybe you're thirsty?
[05:15] Tsukasa
    I bought some fruit!
[05:16] Nasa
    O-Oh, thanks...
[05:18] Nasa
    But I'm not sure I have much of an appetite yet.
[05:22] Tsukasa
    I see...
[05:23] Tsukasa
    Sulk...
SIGN    Sulk
[05:24] Nasa
    Huh?! Did she just get really depressed?!
[05:26] Tsukasa
    I wanted to do all kinds of things
    as your cute newlywed wife
[05:30] ---
    to help you get better!
[05:32] Tsukasa
    As your cute newlywed wife!
[05:34] Nasa
    I see... Sorry about that!
[05:36] Nasa
    In that case, I was sweating pretty bad,
[05:38] ---
    so could you bring me a change of clothes?
[05:41] Tsukasa
    Clothes?
[05:42] Tsukasa
    Wouldn't you need to wipe yourself down first?
[05:45] Nasa
    Well, I guess.
[05:47] Tsukasa
    In that case...
[05:48] Tsukasa
    I'll wipe you down, so...
[05:50] Tsukasa
    Strip!
[05:53] Nasa
    No, no, I can do it myself!
[05:55] Tsukasa
    No, you can't!
[05:55] Tsukasa
    It's more effective if your cute
    newlywed wife wipes your back!
[05:59] Tsukasa
    So strip!
[06:05] Tsukasa
    Okay, here I go.
[06:07] Nasa
    R-Right.
[06:09] Tsukasa
    Oh, is it cold?
[06:10] Nasa
    No, it's okay.
[06:22] Tsukasa
    Well? Am I getting it all?
[06:24] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[06:26] Nasa
    It feels really nice.
[06:28] Nasa
    It's making me feel hot in
    a different sense, though.
[06:32] Tsukasa
    Okay, it's time to wipe below.
[06:34] Tsukasa
    Take the rest off!
[06:35] Tsukasa
    Huh?! Th-The rest as in... my underwear, too?
[06:38] Tsukasa
    That's right. You need to change those, too!
[06:41] Nasa
    No, really! I can handle that part!
[06:43] Tsukasa
    But as your cute newlywed wife,
     I want to help you out!
[06:47] Nasa
    It's fine!
[06:48] Nasa
    It's seriously fine!
[06:50] Tsukasa
    It is?
[06:51] Nasa
    Yes, it is!
[06:52] Nasa
    You'd be embarrassed if our positions
    were reversed, wouldn't you?
[06:55] Tsukasa
    Reversed...
[07:00] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah, true enough.
[07:02] Nasa
    See?
[07:03] Tsukasa
    B-But...
[07:06] Tsukasa
    If it was you, Nasa-kun, I wouldn't mind it.
[07:12] Tsukasa
    D-Darling, since you seem
    to be feeling better,
[07:15] ---
    do you want to eat some fruit?
[07:17] Nasa
    Y-Yeah, I think I do.
[07:21] Tsukasa
    Here, now say "ahh."
[07:27] Tsukasa
    Is it good?
[07:29] Nasa
    Yeah.
[07:30] Tsukasa
    I'm glad!
[07:32] Nasa
    Maybe getting sick every
    once in a while isn't so bad.
[07:37] Tsukasa
    I'm just glad you weren't too sick.
[07:40] Nasa
    Yeah. I'm sorry to have worried you.
[07:44] Tsukasa
    Oh, I wasn't worried.
[07:46] Tsukasa
    It's just a cold,
[07:47] ---
    so I figured you'd feel better
    with some medicine and rest.
[07:50] Nasa
    I-I see...
[07:52] Nasa
    I don't get sick very often, though,
    so it came as a bit of a shock.
[07:55] Tsukasa
    If you ask me,
[07:57] Tsukasa
    I bet it's not that you
    don't get sick or injured,
[08:00] ---
    it's just that you don't notice when you do.
[08:03] Tsukasa
    When we first met,
[08:06] ---
    you chased me through snow in
    spite of being pretty badly hurt.
[08:09] Tsukasa
    Most wouldn't have been able to
    move around with those injuries.
[08:12] Nasa
    N-Now that you mention it...
[08:14] Tsukasa
    You might not have noticed this time,
    either, if I hadn't pointed it out.
[08:18] Tsukasa
    It's important to know when to slow down.
[08:20] Tsukasa
    Because if you don't,
    sometimes you can die. Understand?
[08:22] Nasa
    Yeah, I'm sorry! I'm really sorry.
[08:29] Tsukasa
    When we first met, I told you this:
[08:32] Tsukasa
    "You've only got one life,
    so take better care of it."
[08:38] Tsukasa
    You really do only have one, so...
[08:43] Nasa
    Um...
[08:44] Tsukasa
    Anyway, it's important to let the
    healing process fully run its course,
[08:48] ---
    so let's go to bed.
[08:50] Nasa
    O-Okay.
[08:55] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan is totally right.
[08:59] Nasa
    Now that I'm married, I need to
    take better care of myself.
[09:05] Nasa
    Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
[09:07] Nasa
    Huh... did I imagine it?
[09:15] Nasa
    Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
[09:17] Tsukasa
    I lied.
[09:20] Tsukasa
    About not being worried...
[09:23] Tsukasa
    I'm really glad you're feeling better.
[09:30] Nasa
    I'm sorry you had to worry, Tsukasa-chan.
[09:34] Tsukasa
    Seriously...
[09:35] Tsukasa
    What a terrible thing to do, darling.
[09:37] Nasa
    I think I might have been a bit more
    focused than usual this time...
[09:41] Nasa
    Because I wanted to go with
    you to the summer festival.
[09:44] Tsukasa
    The summer festival...
[09:45] Tsukasa
    Come to think of it, I saw a flyer for it.
SIGN    Summer Festival
[09:49] Nasa
    I think I might've gone into high gear
    to try and finish work in time for it.
[09:55] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun...
[09:56] Nasa
    But there's no point if you end
    up having to worry about me.
[10:01] Nasa
    So I'll be more careful from now on!
[10:04] Tsukasa
    Okay.
SIGN    Smooch
SIGN    Smooch
SIGN    Smooch
SIGN    Smooch
SIGN    Smooch
SIGN    Smooch
[10:16] Tsukasa
    Um, hang on...
[10:19] Tsukasa
    Stop!
[10:21] Tsukasa
    You might be feeling frisky,
    but you're still not better yet, darling!
[10:24] Nasa
    Sorry.
[10:25] Nasa
    The way you worried about
    me was just so cute...
[10:31] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[10:32] Nasa
    Yes?
[10:32] Tsukas
    Remember what I said about slowing down?
[10:35] Nasa
    R-Right.
[10:36] Tsukasa
    I was seriously worried about you,
[10:39] ---
    so if you want me to stop being worried,
    cut it out and just go to sleep already!
[10:42] Nasa
    Sorry! I'm really sorry.
[10:49] Nasa
    Having someone worry about you...
[10:53] Nasa
    Who in the world would seriously worry this
    much about you, other than your spouse?
[11:05] Kaname
    If you're going to the summer festival,
    you should probably wear a yukata, right?
[11:09] Tsukasa
    A yukata?
[11:10] Kaname
    Yeah!
[11:11] Kaname
    Since you're a married couple,
[11:13] ---
    I figure both of you wearing yukatas while
    you walk around would add to the mood.
[11:17] Tsukasa
    Tying the obi is kind of a pain, though.
[11:20] Kaname
    No, I'm telling you...
[11:22] Kaname
    If you wear a yukata,
[11:23] ---
    your ailing husband is gonna
    feel tons better, Tsukassan!
[11:26] Tsukasa
    Really?
[11:27] Kaname
    Yes!
[11:28] Kaname
    Because yukatas are super hot!
[11:31] Tsukasa
    How's that work?
[11:33] Kaname
    Hey, now, there's a scientific basis for it!
[11:36] Kaname
    Only a crazy person would
    doubt the synergy between
[11:39] ---
    a housewife, a yukata, and a lazy afternoon!
[11:41] Tsukasa
    You don't need to put a
    perverted spin on everything!
[11:44] Kaname
    Don't be like that!
[11:46] Kaname
    Please, take it with you.
[11:52] Nasa
    Oh...Yukatas, huh?
[11:55] Tsukasa
    And according to Kaname-chan,
    yours will be a perfect fit.
[11:58] (Flashback) Kaname
    I've scoped out every nook and cranny
    on Senpai to gauge his exact size!
SIGN    Privacy
    Protection
SIGN    Wow♥
SIGN    Bipedal
SIGN    Mobile Joints
[12:02] Nasa
    Wait!
[12:02] Nasa
    What size is she talking about?!
[12:05] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[12:07] Tsukasa
    I'm going to get changed,
    so can you turn around?
[12:10] Nasa
    Oh, right.
[12:15] Nasa
    My cute wife is getting
    changed right behind me.
[12:20] Nasa
    Well, we are married,
[12:22] Nasa
    so no one would get mad, but...
[12:26] Nasa
    Is this really...
[12:27] Nasa
    a situation where I can't look?!
[12:30] Nasa
    U-Um, hey...
[12:32] Nasa
    Is it okay if... I watch you change?
[12:37] Tsukasa
    Do you... want to watch?
[12:39] Nasa
    Y-Yes, if possible, I think so.
[12:42] Tsukasa
    I see...
[12:44] Tsukasa
    Darling, you're pretty forthright
    with this kind of thing, aren't you?
[12:48] Nasa
    Yes! I mean, I would feel bad if
    I took a peek without looking, so...
[12:52] Tsukasa
    As in, you would want to see either way?
[12:55] Nasa
    Uh, well, I wouldn't say that...
[12:56] Tsukasa
    W-Well...
[12:58] Tsukasa
    If you really want to that badly...
[13:02] Nasa
    Really?!
[13:03] Tsukasa
    J-Just a peek, okay?!
[13:06] Nasa
    Well, in that case...
[13:19] Tsukasa
    Darling, I said you could peek,
    but you're staring pretty hard.
[13:24] Nasa
    Well... you're just incredibly pretty...
[13:27] Tsukasa
    Well, thank you.
[13:29] Tsukasa
    You need to get changed, too.
[13:30] Tsukasa
    If you don't hurry,
    the fireworks are going to start.
[13:34] Nasa
    Right.
[13:36] Nasa
    But...
[13:38] Nasa
    The yukata... really looks good on you.
[13:42] Tsukasa
    Th-Thank you.
[13:52] Tsukasa
    Really, we don't have time for this!
    We need to get going!
[13:55] Nasa
    Oh, sorry.
[13:57] Tsukasa
    I swear...
[13:58] Tsukasa
    You can be so direct sometimes.
[14:05] Tsukasa
    Have you got everything?
[14:07] Nasa
    Yeah. I've got the camera, too.
[14:09] Tsukasa
    Won't taking pictures of
    the fireworks be hard?
[14:12] Nasa
    Not a problem!
[14:14] Nasa
    I'm primarily bringing it to take pictures
    of you looking cute in a yukata!
[14:19] Tsukasa
    I see.
[14:20] Nasa
    Oh, that was so cute!
[14:22] Tsukasa
    Wait, why are you taking them now?!
[14:23] Nasa
    Hey! Don't take it!
[14:24] Tsukasa
    Give me that!
[14:32] Tsukasa
    Wow, there are a lot of stalls open.
[14:36] Nasa
    There sure are.
[14:37] Nasa
    Do you want anything?
[14:40] Tsukasa
    Let's see...
SIGN    T
    h
    e
    
    K
    i
    n
    g
    
    o
    f
    
    F
    l
    a
    v
    o
    r
    s
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Beer Set
SIGN    Beer
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Large
SIGN    Small
[14:42] Tsukasa
    Takoyaki! Let's buy a
    box and eat it together.
[14:45] Nasa
    When we just had a takoyaki
    party the other day?
[14:48] Tsukasa
    The thing is, darling, I prefer
    takoyaki that isn't fried at all.
[14:52] Tsukasa
    And most of the major takoyaki
    chains in Kanto fry them, right?
[14:55] Tsukasa
    But I think personally that not
    frying them is the better method,
[14:58] ---
    so when I see people making them the right
    way in places like this, I get this urge that—
[15:01] Nasa
    Got it, got it! Let me get those for you!
[15:07] Nasa
    Here you go.
[15:09] Tsukasa
    This is the traditional
    takoyaki I was hoping for.
[15:12] Nasa
    I guess so.
[15:13] Tsukasa
    Well, then, let's eat.
[15:15] Tsukasa
    Careful, they're hot.
[15:18] Nasa
    What's wrong?
[15:19] Tsukasa
    Well, it's just...
[15:21] Tsukasa
    I was wondering if the same husband
[15:24] ---
    who wanted to see me change
    would also want me to feed him.
[15:28] Nasa
    Th-That's okay...
[15:29] Tsukasa
    I guess that makes sense, considering we
     did that a lot when you were sick.
[15:34] Nasa
    No, that's not what I mean...
[15:36] Tsukasa
    Oh well, let's just eat.
[15:40] Tsukasa
    Why do you... think... takoyaki is so hot?
[15:45] Nasa
    That's part of what makes it so good, though.
[15:47] Nasa
    You know...
[15:48] Nasa
    There's still some time before the fireworks.
[15:51] ---
    What should we do?
SIGN    Goldfish Catching
SIGN    1 Try:
    300 Yen
    
    You can have 3 even if
     you don't catch any
[15:52] Aya
    I have the perfect thing for you two!
[15:54] Aya
    Why not try and catch some goldfish?
[15:57] Nasa
    H-Huh?
[15:58] Nasa
    Aya-san and... Chitose-chan?
[16:01] Aya
    Kaname-chan asked us to help
    out the local businesses!
[16:04] Chitose
    That doesn't explain why I have to be here!
[16:08] Aya
    Aw, come on, why wouldn't
    you help a friend in need?
[16:12] Chitose
    Since when am I your friend?!
[16:15] Aur
    Oh, quit fussing.
SIGN    Nom nom nom
[16:17] Char
    It's good for you to get out of
    the house every once in a while.
[16:19] Chitose
    You two are just goofing around and eating!
[16:22] Chitose
    Anyway!
[16:23] Chitose
    It's 300 yen for a net.
    Are you gonna try or not?
[16:26] Tsukasa
    All that complaining, but she still helps.
[16:28] Nasa
    She's such a nice girl!
[16:30] Tsukasa
    Well, I don't mind trying goldfish catching,
    since it's such a highlight of festivals.
[16:34] Nasa
    It's a highlight?
[16:35] Tsukasa
    I am incredibly good at it, though.
[16:39] Aya
    You are?
[16:40] Tsukasa
    That's right, little old
    Tsukasa-chan can probably
[16:42] ---
    scoop up a hundred goldfish
    with one of those nets.
[16:45] Aya
    I don't know if that's a good idea!
[16:47] Tsukasa
    Really?
[16:48] Tsukasa
    In that case, why doesn't my darling
    show us all how impressive he can be?
[16:53] Nasa
    Wait, me?!
[16:55] Nasa
    O-Okay.
[16:57] Nasa
    I'll give it a try.
[16:59] Aur
    Yeah, good luck!
[17:01] Char
    Go get them fishies!
[17:03] Aya
    You can do it, Nasa-kun!
[17:05] Chitose
    That'll be 300 yen, then.
[17:07] Chitose
    You get to try until the net breaks.
[17:10] Nasa
    Here I go!
[17:17] Nasa
    Got it!
[17:24] Chitose
    And you're done.
[17:27] Aya
    Well, the rest of us are going to
    catch the fireworks once they start.
[17:32] Char
    See you later!
[17:33] Chitose
    See ya.
[17:35] Tsukasa
    I guess everyone has their
    strengths and weaknesses.
[17:38] Nasa
    I-I guess so...
[17:39] Tsukasa
    The way the net fell apart the second it
    hit the water had me smiling bemusedly.
[17:45] Tsukasa
    And you're so impressive when you're
    in front of a computer, too.
[17:51] Tsukasa
    Well, since we're here, why don't
    we go offer a prayer at the shrine?
[17:55] ---
    Huh?
[17:56] Tsukasa
    "Please make sure my darling's
    net doesn't fall apart!"
[17:58] Nasa
    You really think that's a wish
    worthy of divine intervention?
[18:01] Tsukasa
    I wouldn't worry about it.
    Gods are pretty generous.
[18:06] Nasa
    But first, maybe we should request
    that our marriage stays happy.
[18:09] Tsukasa
    Oh, good point.
[18:12] Tsukasa
    A happy marriage, world peace,
    stability throughout the universe...
[18:16] Nasa
    Those are big wishes!
[18:18] Tsukasa
    Also...
[18:19] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun's health.
[18:21] Tsukasa
    And please keep his net from falling apart.
[18:25] Nasa
    I was wondering something yesterday.
[18:28] Nasa
    About how many people really worry
    for me, other than my wife...
[18:34] Nasa
    I couldn't think of many.
[18:38] Tsukasa
    Hypothetically, let's say you start
    eating ramen three times a day,
[18:42] ---
    and posting reviews about it online.
[18:46] Tsukasa
    That's obviously bad for your health,
[18:48] ---
    not to mention flying in
    the face of common sense.
[18:50] Nasa
    T-True enough.
[18:52] Tsukasa
    Acquaintances might think
    that kind of thing is funny,
[18:56] ---
    and people on the internet
    might praise you for it.
[18:59] Tsukasa
    Your friends and family
    might worry about it,
[19:02] ---
    but they're not around you all the time,
     and you might argue with them.
[19:07] Tsukasa
    But the thing is, I would
    definitely stop you.
[19:11] Tsukasa
    Because your life is something
    I really care about.
[19:14] Tsukasa
    We could get into a fight about it.
[19:17] Tsukasa
    It might make things really awkward,
[19:19] ---
    and there might be days where we
    don't talk to each other as a result.
[19:21] Tsukasa
    But I'll still stop you.
[19:23] Tsukasa
    Because nobody who finds that kind of thing
    funny genuinely cares about your well-being.
[19:28] Tsukasa
    But it's important to me.
[19:31] Tsukasa
    You're more important to me than anything.
[19:43] Nasa
    Thank you, Tsukasa-chan.
[19:46] Tsukasa
    I want you to live.
[19:52] Kaname
    Hey, Senpai!
[19:55] Kaname
    The fireworks are gonna start
    while you two are making out!
[19:58] Nasa
    H-Hey, wait!
[20:00] Nasa
    We weren't making out or anything!
[20:02] TSukasa
    Th-That's right! We were just
    asking the gods about stuff!
[20:05] Kaname
    Oh, yeah?
[20:06] Chitose
    Shouldn't we head over there if we
    want a good view of the fireworks?
[20:10] Aya
    You might be right.
[20:11] Aur
    It's almost time, isn't it?
[20:13] Char
    Let's try to hurry, then!
[20:16] Nasa
    Well, since we're all here,
[20:18] ---
    why don't we take a picture together?
[20:20] Tsukasa
    Is that going to work when it's so dark?
[20:22] Nasa
    It'll be fine, see?
[20:25] Nasa
    They turn out pretty good
    in spite of how dark it is.
[20:28] Tsukasa
    Th-That is not a small number of pictures.
[20:31] Nasa
    Right?
[20:32] Tsukasa
    And some of them clearly
     look "off" or even kind of bad.
[20:35] Tsukasa
    Shouldn't you delete the
    ones with funny faces?
[20:39] Nasa
    I'm not deleting them.
[20:41] Nasa
    I mean, you're really cute in all of them!
[20:47] Tsuaksa
    Well... in that case...
[20:54] Nasa
    Wow, look at that!
[20:55] Kaname
    Tsukassan! Senpai!
[20:58] Kaname
    What're you doing?
[20:59] Kaname
    You're not gonna be able
    to see from over there!
[21:03] Nasa
    Okay, we're coming!
[21:05] Nasa
    Well...
[21:06] Nasa
    Let's go, Tsukasa-chan.
[21:09] Tsukasa
    Yeah.
[21:31] Nasa
    When summer comes back around,
[21:33] ---
    I want to watch the fireworks with you again.
[21:35] Nasa
    We'll wear yukatas, eat takoyaki,
    and catch goldfish together.
[21:41] Nasa
    No matter how many seasons pass us by,
[21:43] ---
    I'll take your hand and look
    up into the night sky with you.
[21:48] Nasa
    Over and over again, like those
    flowers of light blooming in the sky.
[21:52] Nasa
    Over and over again...
[21:55] Nasa
    Because the two of us are married.
[22:03] Nasa
    Time and time again.
[22:09] Nasa
    We're home!
[22:12] Tsukasa
    We are.

Season 1

E12.5 - Flashbacks

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[00:08] ---
    Everyone, it is a pleasure to
    see you on this lovely day,
[00:12] ---
    on which we will check in on the newlywed
    life of Yuzaki Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-san.
[00:22] ---
    Why don't we start with a look at
    the beginning of their romance?
[00:30] ---
    The groom's name is Yuzaki Nasa.
[00:33] Nasa
    This is marriage?! It's fantastic!
[00:37] ---
    The bride's name is Tsukasa.
[00:40] Tsukasa
    Welcome home. I hope you
    had a good day at work.
[00:43] ---
    On a night when the moon shone bright,
[00:45] ---
    Nasa-kun's life was saved by a certain girl.
[00:49] ---
    This girl, who is really cute,
[00:51] ---
    would end up being his future wife,
    with whom he would share his life.
[00:55] ---
    Nasa-kun fell in love with her at first sight
    and proposed on the very day they met.
[01:02] (Flashback) Nasa
    And I...
[01:04] (Flashback) Nasa
    love you.
[01:07] ---
    Taken in by his direct appeal,
    she would eventually appear before him.
[01:12] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Hey. We meet again.
[01:14] Nasa
    This is the story of a couple
    who had a strange first meeting
[01:17] Nasa
    and ended up together, with an
    irreplaceable bond between them.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Really Giddy
[02:58] Narr
    And thus, Nasa-kun and
    Tsukasa-san were married.
SIGN    Recap Episode
SIGN    Flashbacks
[03:01] ---
    First, let's get a glimpse of
    their newly-married life.
[03:09] Tsukasa
    Oh, yes, this is very nice!
[03:12] Tsukasa
    We made a good choice.
[03:14] Tsukasa
    So this is how it feels...
[03:14] Nasa
    A-A girl...
[03:16] Tsukasa
    It's feeling pretty...
[03:17] Nasa
    is lying on a futon in my place?!
[03:21] Nasa
    If DonQui is heaven,
    then is this super heaven?!
[03:26] Tsukasa
    Hey.
[03:29] Tsukasa
    Why don't you try lying down too, darling?
[03:34] Nasa
    I will live to make her happy!
[03:39] Nasa
    It's true that we haven't had a ceremony,
[03:41] ---
    and that I don't have a ring, and I haven't
    even proposed to her properly yet!
[03:44] Nasa
    But I'm confident that I can make her happy!
[03:47] Nasa
    And the reason is...
[03:48] Kaname
    The reason is?!
[03:50] Tsukasa
    Sorry, Nasa-kun, I forgot to
    get the stuff we bought—
[03:54] Nasa
    Because I love Tsukasa-chan!
[04:00] Kaname
    Hearing you yell that in the
    middle of the street is a little...
[04:05] Nasa
    I-I'll be careful from now on.
[04:08] Nasa
    Here you go.
[04:10] Nasa
    O-Oh, this is bad. I think
    I might have upset her.
[04:16] Tsukasa
    But... it's just embarrassing.
[04:21] Tsukasa
    It still... makes me happy.
[04:26] Nasa
    R-Right...
[04:31] Tsukasa
    Besides, you're offering to buy a
    TV that you don't need for my sake.
[04:39] Tsukasa
    That alone makes me really happy.
[04:45] Nasa
    This has been a good shopping trip.
[04:55] Nasa
    Could it be she's lonely because
    I won't be back until tonight?
[05:00] Nasa
    S-S-So cute!
[05:03] Nasa
    If that's true, my wife
    is so unbelievably cute!
[05:23] Nasa
    I'm going now.
[05:24] Tsukasa
    Okay. Have a safe trip.
[05:29] Tsukasa
    What's wrong?
[05:31] Nasa
    Well... it's just...
[05:33] Nasa
    You won't be gone when I get back, right?
[05:41] Tsukasa
    If you're worried about it,
[05:43] Tsukasa
    hurry back as soon as you can.
[05:48] Nasa
    Okay! I'm going!
[05:50] Tsukasa
    Have a safe trip.
[05:52] Nasa
    Listen, Tsukasa-chan!
[05:54] Nasa
    Would you like to move into a bigger place?!
[05:57] Tsukasa
    A bigger place?
[05:59] Tsukasa
    Not really. Things are fine the way they are.
[06:04] Nasa
    But, y'know, this place is pretty tiny!
[06:09] Tsukasa
    True, but... that helps
    me feel closer to you.
[06:15] Nasa
    I-I hadn't considered that!
[06:18] Nasa
    I guess things are great either way!
[06:22] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?
[06:24] Tsukasa
    Your picking on me has left me deeply hurt.
[06:28] Tsukasa
    This is one of those situations where
    you'll have to win my favor back.
[06:33] Tsukasa
    So what're you going to do?
[06:35] Nasa
    Then do you want to get some soft serve?
[06:38] Tsukasa
    Soft serve?
[06:40] Tsukasa
    I-If you think that's enough to cheer
    me up, you need to try harder!
[06:46] Nasa
    Then you can choose what I eat, Tsukasa-chan.
[06:51] Nasa
    And I'll share a bit with you,
    so we can eat it together.
SIGN    Nom
[07:00] Nasa
    Is it good?
[07:01] Tsukasa
    I-It's not bad.
[07:03] Tsukasa
    And since this melon bread is a local
    specialty, I'm willing to forgive you.
[07:08] Nasa
    I'm glad.
[07:21] Tsukasa
    Here I am.
[07:31] Tsukasa
    What do you think?
[07:34] Nasa
    You look really beautiful.
[07:37] Tsukasa
    Thank you.
[07:39] Nasa
    H-Hey...
[07:42] Tsukasa
    What's wrong, darling?
[07:44] Nasa
    Well... i-if I asked to see... then...
[07:50] Nasa
    would you show me what you look
    like in your cute underwear?
[07:58] Tsukasa
    I guess... as much as you want.
[08:01] ---
    W-Well, now!
[08:04] ---
    It must be nice to be young.
SIGN    Really Excited
[08:17] ---
    As for those early newlywed nights,
[08:20] ---
    those are just as packed with excitement.
[08:24] Nasa
    Wow! She's really asleep!
[08:26] Nasa
    My wife is so cute.
[08:30] Nasa
    I'd like to just lay here and watch her.
[08:35] Nasa
    Huh... is my wife... a restless sleeper?
[08:40] Nasa
    Aw, her hair's down.
[08:43] Nasa
    And she's not even in the
    futon we bought anymore.
[08:46] Nasa
    She's gonna catch a chill like that...
[08:48] Nasa
    Which could make her sick!
    So I should really fix up her futon!
[08:53] Nasa
    So in that case...
[08:55] Nasa
    One goodnight kiss won't hurt, right?!
SIGN    A Fairly Terrible Conclusion to Reach
[09:00] Nasa
    Okay!
[09:05] Nasa
    But... if we're going to
    do this for the first time...
[09:09] ---
    I'd rather she be awake.
[09:12] Nasa
    I'll be good tonight and...
[09:16] Nasa
    What?! What is this?
[09:21] Nasa
    She went to get some water. Thank goodness.
[09:23] ---
    I thought she might've noticed
    I was trying to kiss her.
[09:30] Nasa
    What, what?! Why's she standing behind me?!
[09:33] Nasa
    C-Could she be thinking about
    hugging me while I sleep, too...
[09:37] Nasa
    or maybe even kissing me?!
[09:43] Nasa
    Huh? Uh, hello?
[09:55] Nasa
    And currently...
[09:58] Nasa
    Is it okay if I hold her like this?
[10:03] Nasa
    But what if she wakes up from the contact?
[10:09] Nasa
    No! Even if she wakes up from me
    grabbing her, it's not a problem!
[10:12] Nasa
    Because Tsukasa-chan is my wife!
[10:19] Nasa
    I've never held her before...
[10:22] Nasa
    I didn't know that girls were so warm.
[10:25] Nasa
    And she smells so good,
    it's giving me brain static.
[10:30] Nasa
    This is dangerous! She's so warm,
    and smells so good, and...
[10:35] Nasa
    Oh, wow! These make great hand rests!
SIGN    That's not what
     those are for.
[10:39] Nasa
    This is too much! Seriously!
[10:51] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?
[10:55] Nasa
    Listen...
[10:56] Nasa
    Do you want to sleep on my arm?!
[10:59] Nasa
    Y-You don't have to if you don't want to!
    I was just thinking that, uh, maybe...
[11:04] Tsukasa
    D-Don't mind if I do, then.
[11:09] Nasa
    W-Wow! So this is what it's like
    when a girl sleeps on your arm.
[11:13] Nasa
    I can feel her body temperature
    directly through my arm!
[11:17] Nasa
    And I only realize this
    after actually doing it...
[11:21] Nasa
    but this is pretty painful!
SIGN    Weight
SIGN    Blood
SIGN    Numbness
[11:23] Nasa
    Maybe our positioning is bad?
[11:25] ---
    The pressure's on a particular area that's
    making the rest of my arm go numb.
[11:29] Nasa
    But I can feel her body warmth,
    and she smells so good!
[11:32] Nasa
    It's like a marriage of heaven and hell!
[11:35] Tsukasa
    Is your arm getting tired, darling?
[11:37] Nasa
    Huh? N-No, of course not!
[11:40] Tsukasa
    Oh, really?
[11:44] Tsukasa
    I knew it. Your arm's asleep.
[11:46] Nasa
    Th-That was mean!
[11:48] Tsukasa
    Well, you were trying to act tough.
[11:50] Tsukasa
    But I don't want to make
    you suffer any more, so...
[11:54] Nasa
    Okay, I'll give up on the the arm,
[11:57] Nasa
    but I want a goodnight kiss instead.
[12:02] Nasa
    I don't think I'll be able to
    recover with anything less.
[12:05] Nasa
    Please give me a goodnight kiss!
[12:07] Nasa
    With you taking the initiative!
[12:13] Tsukasa
    F-Fine... if you insist.
[12:19] Tsukasa
    Why are your eyes open?
[12:21] Nasa
    Well, because I want to see it happen.
[12:23] Tsukasa
    It's embarrassing to do this
    while you're watching.
[12:27] Nasa
    And you're cute even when you're embarrassed.
[12:37] Nasa
    Oh, shoot!
[12:39] ---
    I just wanted to hug her gently, but I
    ended up panicking and jumping onto her!
[12:43] Nasa
    But... my wife... is shockingly soft!
[12:47] Nasa
    Are all girls this soft?
    Or is Tsukasa-chan special?!
[12:53] Tsukasa
    I-If you grab me from behind,
[12:56] ---
    you'll scare me.
[12:58] Nasa
    Sorry. I wanted to go more slowly, but...
[13:02] Tsukasa
    Honestly...
[13:03] ---
    It seems restless nights are going to
    continue for Nasa-kun for a while yet.
[13:07] ---
    As I said before, it must
    be nice to be young.
SIGN    Really Particular
[13:16] ---
    Now, let's take a quick look at the hobbies
    and skills of our bride and groom.
[13:23] ---
    Tsukasa-san's cooking is on par
    with that of a professional chef.
[13:32] Nasa
    A-Amazing! I didn't expect a
    Shokugeki so early in the morning!
[13:38] ---
    There's also her deep love
    for and knowledge of films,
[13:40] ---
    everything from B-movies to big blockbusters!
[13:44] Tsukasa
    To get the most thorough
    enjoyment out of a title,
[13:46] ---
    you can't afford to skip checking
    out the director's previous works!
[13:50] Tsukasa
    I'm saying that by taking a holistic
    approach to viewing a film,
[13:52] ---
    including the director's style and history,
[13:54] Tsukasa
    you can enjoy a movie more fully!
[13:56] ---
    Then there's her variety of gaming skills,
[13:59] ---
    covering everything from
    retro titles to the latest hits!
[14:03] Tsukasa
    I guess I should shift up a gear!
[14:09] Kaname
    Whoa, you're pretty good.
[14:10] Chitose
    Nee-sama's great at video games!
[14:13] Kaname
    Sure looks like it.
[14:17] ---
    Meanwhile, Nasa-kun's consulting talents
    are dazzling, even at his tender age.
[14:24] (Flashback) Nasa
    There are two budgetary deficiencies here.
[14:26] (Flashback) Nasa
    Also, take these documents to the legal
    affairs bureau and the tax office.
[14:30] (Flashback) Nasa
    That should get you a subsidy.
[14:32] ---
    Installing new systems at minimal cost,
[14:34] ---
    streamlining business expenditures...
[14:36] ---
    Using limited resources strategically,
[14:38] ---
    he was able to revive the business of
    a bathhouse on the verge of failure.
[14:42] Both
    "The key is innovating!"
[14:45] (Flashback) Nasa
    You need to design revolutionary
    ideas that redefine the system!
[14:49] Kaname
    And he went on to come up with all
    kinds of innovations for the bathhouse.
[14:53] ---
    Their variety of interests and abilities
    adds extra richness to their newlywed life.
SIGN    Really Lively
[15:05] ---
    Now, our newlyweds just happen to
    have a variety of wonderful friends.
[15:10] Kaname
    Besides, your wife doesn't
    look any older than me.
[15:14] Nasa
    True, she said she's 16.
[15:15] ---
    At times, they offer rebukes.
[15:16] Kaname
    Sixteen?!
[15:18] Kaname
    You damned lolicon! I'll straighten you out!
[15:21] Nasa
    Who are you calling a lolicon?!
[15:22] ---
    At times, they offer
    passionate encouragement.
[15:25] Chi
    It's you...
[15:26] Chi
    You're the one Nee-sama married?!
[15:30] Chi
    You can't have her!
[15:31] Chi
    I will not let you have Nee-sama!
[15:34] ---
    And at other times, they offer
    camaraderie in the buff.
[15:38] Aya
    I have to say, your skin is really beautiful.
[15:42] Aya
    It's like silk.
[15:44] Tsukasa
    Oh... thank you.
[15:46] Aya
    But wait.
[15:47] Aya
    I think the comparison needs to
    be with something truly beautiful!
[15:51] Aya
    Let's see... what is there?
[15:54] Aya
    Your skin... is like an iPhone X!
[15:59] ---
    They're our couple's support network!
SIGN    Really Precious
[16:07] ---
    Tsukasa-san and Nasa-kun...
[16:09] ---
    A loving couple who admire,
    and seek to know, one another.
[16:12] ---
    There are things in their lives that
    might seem mundane to most people,
[16:16] ---
    but to the two of them,
    they are truly precious moments.
[16:21] Tsukasa
    "Nasa," written with the
    characters for "starry sky"...
[16:24] Tsukasa
    I think it's a fantastic name.
[16:27] Nasa
    It felt like an ache that had been stuck in my
    chest from the day I was born melted away.
[16:34] Nasa
    This marriage still doesn't feel real,
[16:37] Nasa
    but right now, I genuinely
    want to marry this girl.
[16:46] Nasa
    We ended up getting the
    cheapest pair of rings.
[16:49] Nasa
    Are you sure these are the
    wedding rings you want?
[16:52] Tsukasa
    Of course!
[16:55] Tsukasa
    I mean, I'll remember today
    whenever I look at this ring.
[17:01] Tsukasa
    I'll remember how Honey Winston had you beat,
[17:05] Tsukasa
    and how we ended up getting the
    cheapest diamonds in Okachimachi.
[17:11] Tsukasa
    And...
[17:12] Tsukasa
    I'll remember how kind you are,
[17:14] ---
    and how much you care about me,
     every time I look at it.
[17:20] Tsukasa
    I'm sure that'll give it a
    shine that will never fade.
[17:25] Tsukasa
    I know I won't ever forget
[17:27] Tsukasa
    the fact that you loved me.
[17:32] Tsukasa
    That'll stay with me.
[17:37] Tsukasa
    I wanted pictures of my
    life with you, Nasa-kun.
[17:42] Nasa
    Our life?
[17:44] Tsukasa
    I want to take one picture a day,
[17:48] ---
    to leave a little record of where we've been.
[17:51] Nasa
    Every day?
[17:52] Tsukasa
    Yep, every day.
[17:54] Tsukasa
    The whole point is to do it every day.
[17:57] Tsukasa
    Don't worry. I'm going to stick to it.
[18:00] Tsukasa
    People tend to forget something
    in their daily routine...
[18:05] Tsukasa
    That every single day they have with
    the person they love is precious.
[18:11] Tsukasa
    So I want to make a record of
    our time together, bit by bit.
[18:17] Tsukasa
    A secret diary of our married life.
[18:23] Chitose
    Wh-Who cares about fate?!
[18:25] Chitose
    All that really boils down to is instinct!
[18:28] Nasa
    Bernhard Riemann theorized
    that the zeta function
[18:32] ---
    would predict the distribution
    of prime numbers,
[18:34] Nasa
    and then mathematicians around
    the world spent 150 years
[18:37] ---
    trying to prove whether he was right.
[18:40] Nasa
    Even something like gravitational waves
    were hypothesized by Einstein first,
[18:44] Nasa
    before being observed for
    the first time a century later.
[18:47] Nasa
    Some of the most scientific principles
    in the world are only proven
[18:53] ---
    after someone intuits them first.
[18:55] Nasa
    I know that I don't know
    her as well as you do,
[19:00] Nasa
    but I intend to spend my entire
    life proving our love is real.
[19:06] Nasa
    You don't get married because
    you've proven you're in love...
[19:10] Nasa
    You get married so that you can prove it.
[19:17] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    So, Father, what did you want to discuss?
[19:24] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    U-Um, Father?!
[19:26] (Flashback) Enishi
    Thank you so much for saving my son's life.
[19:31] (Flashback) Enishi
    If you hadn't done what you did,
     Nasa-kun would've died.
[19:36] (Flashback) Enishi
    When the police told me
    he'd been hit by a truck...
[19:39] (Flashback) ---
    I couldn't breathe.
[19:41] (Flashback) Enishi
    But then they told me that he
    wasn't in any mortal danger
[19:45] (Flashback) ---
    because someone had helped him.
[19:48] (Flashback) Enishi
    You've done so much for us.
[19:51] (Flashback) Enishi
    I'm truly, truly grateful!
[19:55] (Flashback) Enishi
    Nasa-kun's a better son than we deserve.
[19:58] (Flashback) Enishi
    I have no idea how a pair of oddballs like
    us managed to raise such a good boy.
[20:04] (Flashback) Enishi
    He's our pride and joy.
[20:08] (Flashback) Enishi
    Which is why... the fact that you
    saved him, and chose to marry him...
[20:14] (Flashback) Enishi
    is something that we could
    only be happy about.
[20:18] (Flashback) Enishi
    But before congratulating you,
     I just had to thank you.
[20:24] (Flashback) Enishi
    Thank you so much for saving him.
[20:28] (Flashback) Enishi
    And please, look after my son.
[20:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    I'm really touched to hear all of that.
[20:40] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    As far as I'm concerned...
    it's an honor to join your family.
[20:47] ---
    A father's love for his son...
[20:50] ---
    That is the earnestness that allows him to
    bow his head and offer sincere thanks.
[20:55] ---
    And to be able to accept that so graciously...
[20:58] ---
    What a wonderful wife!
SIGN    Really New Material
[21:09] ---
    And now let's take a look at what's
    coming next for our newlywed couple.
[21:14] ---
    What cute sights do Tsukasa-san
    and Nasa-kun have in store for us?
[21:18] ---
    I'm looking forward to it!
SIGN    There's more of Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-san's
SIGN    heart-throbbing excitement to come!
[21:39] ---
    We'll wrap things up with Nasa-kun's
    proposal to Tsukasa-san.
[21:44] ---
    Here's hoping for a bright
    future for our young couple,
[21:48] ---
    and for the audience of TONIKAWA*!*
[21:50] ---
    Until we meet again!
[21:53] Tsukasa
    This place is really beautiful...
[21:56] Tsukasa
    So I wanted you to see it!
[22:02] Nasa
    I see...
[22:04] Nasa
    That's the whole point.
[22:08] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan.
[22:11] Nasa
    From now on, when anything
    good happens to me,
[22:14] ---
    you'll be the first to hear about it.
[22:17] Nasa
    And if anything sad happens to you,
[22:20] ---
    I'll share in that sadness.
[22:23] Nasa
    We'll share with each other,
[22:25] Nasa
    and support each other...
[22:28] Nasa
    That's the kind of couple I want us to be.
[22:33] Nasa
    I swear, I won't ever make
    you regret choosing me.
[22:40] Tsukasa
    This sounds like a proposal.
[22:43] Nasa
    It is one.
[22:45] Nasa
    I love you.
[23:30] Nasa
    In sickness and in health...
[23:34] Tsukasa
    I swear to love and support you.
[23:38] Nasa
    Because we're...
[23:39] Tsukasa
    From here on, always...
[23:41] Both
    ...going to be married.

Season 1

E13 - SNS

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[00:05] ---
    One night, when the moon was
    shining bright, a girl saved my life.
[00:10] ---
    She was so cute, and one day we would share
    a future together as husband and wife.
[00:15] ---
    Living together under the same roof,
    our newlywed life would begin.
[00:20] ---
    This is the story of a couple
    who had a strange first meeting,
[00:23] ---
    and ended up together, with an
    irreplaceable bond between them.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Episode 13
[02:00] Nasa
    Here.
[02:04] Nasa
    Your smartphone showed up, Tsukasa-chan.
[02:14] Tsukasa
    This is incredible, darling!
[02:17] Tsukasa
    It's like the dawn of a new era!
[02:19] Tsukasa
    I can finally be one of those
    insta-girls who are just so grammable!
[02:22] Nasa
    I didn't know she was into that stuff.
[02:24] Tsukasa
    Could you set it up for me right now?
[02:28] Tsukasa
    Because I have no idea how
    stuff like this works!
[02:34] Nasa
    Sure thing.
[02:36] Nasa
    Here you go. It's all set up.
[02:39] Tsukasa
    Thanks.
[02:40] Tsukasa
    So... how do I take a picture with this thing?
[02:43] Nasa
    First you need to open the
    camera app, and then...
[02:48] Tsukasa
    Okay, that's going to be my wallpaper.
[02:50] Nasa
    You're using my picture for the wallpaper?!
[02:53] Tsukasa
    Yep.
[02:53] Tsukasa
    It came out really cute.
[02:55] Nasa
    What?! Come on, that's kinda embarrassing!
[02:59] Tsukasa
    Oh, we should trade
    contact information, too.
[03:01] Nasa
    Huh? Contact info?
SIGN    Address Book
SIGN    Yuzaki Tsukasa
SIGN    A
SIGN    Father
SIGN    Mother
SIGN    Grandfather
[03:04] Nasa
    Oh, for your address book.
[03:06] Tsukasa
    Yeah. Because, you know...
[03:09] Tsukasa
    I want yours to be the first entry in it.
[03:16] Nasa
    I-I see! Okay, Let me get your contact info, too.
SIGN    Notes
SIGN    Phone Number
SIGN    Ring Tone
SIGN    E-mail Address
SIGN    Cosmos
[03:22] Tsukasa
    Wow, you can put a lot of
    info in the address book.
SIGN    Mom
[03:26] Nasa
    I guess so.
SIGN    Contacts
[03:27] Nasa
    Besides the phone number and address,
    there's social media details, and...
SIGN    Add name and relationship
SIGN    Spouse > Yuzaki Tsukasa
[03:44] Nasa
    You can only have one person listed
    under that heading, after all.
SIGN    Spouse > Yuzaki Nasa
[03:58] Tsukasa
    I've obtained the smartphone skill Line!
[04:02] ---
    Huh?
[04:04] Kaname
    Oh, you mean you've got a
    phone and can use Line now?
[04:09] Tsukasa
    Exactly!
[04:11] Tsukasa
    This is nothing like the Sengoku period,
     when we used smoke signals and drums!
[04:16] Tsukasa
    I bet old Nobunaga would've actually
    taken over Japan if he had one of these.
[04:17] Nobunaga
    Hello?
[04:20] Kaname
    That's a heck of a comparison to make!
[04:22] Kaname
    In that case, do you want
    to trade Line contact info?
[04:29] Kaname
    She can seriously be so
    cute at times like this...
[04:33] Tsukasa
    So how does this work?
[04:36] Kaname
    First, you generate a QR code.
[04:40] Kaname
    Okay, that ought to do it.
SIGN    Arisugawa Kaname
[04:45] Tsukasa
    What exactly is this icon and profile pic?
[04:47] Kaname
    It's my favorite sexy radish!
[04:49] Kaname
    Cute, right?
[04:51] Tsukasa
    I'm not sure about that part, but it's
    interesting how it conveys your personality.
[04:55] Kaname
    Sure is!
[04:56] Kaname
    And Senpai's is some old dude
    I've never heard of before.
SIGN    Yuzaki Nasa
[05:00] Tsukasa
    That's John von Neumann.
    He invented the modern computer—
[05:04] Aya
    What're you up to?
[05:06] Tsukasa
    Oh, I have a smartphone now, so...
[05:09] Kaname
    We were trading Line contacts.
[05:11] Aya
    Oh, swap contacts with me, too!
[05:14] Tsukasa
    Sure, gladly.
SIGN    Arisugawa Aya
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
[05:23] Tsukasa
    These really do get people's
    personalities across...
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
[05:25] Kaname
    It makes it really obvious what
    they're into at the moment.
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
[05:28] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
SIGN    Whisper
[05:35] Nasa
    What? You want me to come
    to the office for a day?
[05:40] Nasa
    Well, okay, I understand.
[05:43] Tsukasa
    What's wrong?
[05:44] Nasa
    My old job asked me to come
    in and help out for a day.
[05:47] Tsukasa
    You mean the really difficult place where
    you worked before you married me?
[05:52] Nasa
    Yeah.
[05:53] ---
    I had a senpai there
    who helped me out a lot
[05:56] Nasa
    and insisted on me coming in.
[05:59] Nasa
    We used to go to the movies a lot, too.
[06:04] Tsukasa
    This was a guy, right?
[06:06] Nasa
    Yeah. He knew a lot about
    manga and anime, too.
[06:09] Nasa
    He taught me a lot.
[06:12] Nasa
    He would talk about that stuff
    all day while we were working.
[06:15] Nasa
    And it was a topic he would
    only bring up with me.
[06:19] Nasa
    I was kind of depressed at the time,
[06:21] ---
    so I appreciated the company.
SIGN    Bask...
[06:25] Tsukasa
    Are you sure that wasn't because you were the
    only one who paid him any attention, darling?
[06:29] Nasa
    What?! That can't be the case! I... think...
[06:34] Nasa
    Anyway, I'm probably going
    to be staying the night,
[06:38] ---
    but I'll let you know once
    I find out when I can leave.
[06:40] Tsukasa
    Okay.
[06:42] ---
    I understand.
[06:43] Nasa
    Good luck helping at the
    bathhouse, Tsukasa-chan.
[06:46] Nasa
    I'm heading out.
[06:48] Tsukasa
    Have a safe trip.
[06:55] ---
    Huh...
[06:56] Kaname
    So that means Senpai won't
    be coming back today?
[07:00] Tsukasa
    Right.
[07:01] Tsukasa
    Well, he said he'd try to get
    home as soon as possible,
[07:04] Tsukasa
    but even then, it might not be until morning.
[07:09] Kaname
    You miss him?
[07:11] Tsukasa
    H-How could I possibly miss him when
    he's only going to be gone for one day?!
[07:18] Kaname
    Well, you've got a phone now,
[07:20] ---
    so if you miss him, you could
    always send him a sticker!
[07:24] Tsukasa
    A sticker?
[07:25] Tsukasa
    B-Being married means being
    linked at the heart!
[07:28] ---
    A little separation isn't going
    to make me that anxious!
[07:38] [SONG] Sign
    Bored...
SIGN    Test.
    
     Well?
    Did it come through?
    
     It did!
    
    That's great~
     Everything's in working order, then!
[07:48] Tsukasa
    For some reason...
[07:50] Tsukasa
    I'm super lonely!
[07:52] Tsukasa
    No, wait, that can't be. Even if
    he's going to be gone all day,
[07:56] Tsukasa
    it hasn't even been an hour yet!
SIGN    L
    o
    n
    e
    l
    i
    n
    e
    s
    s
[08:02] Tsukasa
    What kind of sticker am I about to send?!
SIGN    L
    o
    n
    e
    l
    i
    n
    e
    s
    s
SIGN    can be
    lethal...
[08:05] Tsukasa
    Something like this can't be
    anything more than a nuisance!
[08:11] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun is working hard right now.
[08:14] ---
    If I send him a sticker like this,
    it'll just distract him...
[08:20] Tsukasa
    Right?
SIGN    Good luck with work
[08:24] Tsukasa
    This shouldn't be a nuisance, right?
[08:30] [SONG] Sign
    Hmmmmm
[08:33] Tsukasa
    No, I shouldn't pester him.
    It'll just get in the way.
[08:39] Aya
    Nasa-kun's not around today?
[08:41] Tsukasa
    No. Although I have to ask,
[08:44] ---
    why exactly are you here
    in the middle of the day?
[08:47] Aya
    It has to be lonely being separated
    when you're newlyweds!
[08:51] Tsukasa
    Did you hear what I asked?
[08:52] Aya
    But I bet Nasa-kun is lonely too,
[08:55] ---
    so you'll probably get a
    bunch of stickers from him.
[09:00] Tsukasa
    No...
[09:01] Tsukasa
    Not a single one.
[09:03] Aya
    Huh?! R-Really?!
[09:06] Aya
    Well, he's probably busy with work,
[09:08] ---
    or working in an underground
    forced labor camp with no signal...
[09:10] Aya
    It has to be something like that!
[09:12] ---
    Not that I know, but it
    sure sounds like trouble!
[09:15] Tsukasa
    You're right, he probably is just busy.
[09:23] Aya
    W-Well, I have the new RE to play.
[09:27] Tsukasa
    Yeah... Good luck.
[09:30] Tsukasa
    Wait, no! Go to school!
[09:33] Tsukasa
    Honestly...
[09:35] Tsukasa
    But she's right. He hasn't
    contacted me at all.
[09:40] Tsukasa
    Could it be that he doesn't
    really miss me that much?!
[09:43] Tsukasa
    No, hang on, this is Nasa-kun we're
    talking about. There's no way.
[09:47] Tsukasa
    He's probably just really busy,
    or isn't allowed to use his phone.
[09:51] Tsukasa
    I hear that's the case in
    a lot of workplaces now—
[09:53] Customer
    Excuse me.
[09:55] Nasa
    Hello, welcome!
[09:57] Customer
    I hate to trouble you,
[09:59] ---
    but do you folks have towels that we can use?
[10:02] Tsukasa
    Sure, if you could just bring the ticket
    that you get from the vending machine...
[10:04] Tsukasa
    He said he'd let me know
    when he's almost done,
[10:07] Tsukasa
    so I need to focus on work until then, too!
[10:16] Tsukasa
    Things are so convenient nowadays.
[10:18] ---
    You just need to play with your
    phone to see pictures and video.
[10:35] Tsukasa
    It's already 7:00, and no word from Darling.
[10:42] Tsukasa
    Did he really forget about me?
[10:48] Tsukasa
    Oh, shoot! I'm actually making myself sad!
[10:53] Tsukasa
    How stupid can I be?!
[10:54] ---
    Getting worked up into a
    depression all on my own...
[10:58] Tsukasa
    But...
[10:59] ---
    But...
SIGN    Sorry, I can't use my phone at work...
SIGN    I really miss you, Tsukasa-chan...
SIGN    Sorry, I can't use my phone at work...
SIGN    I miss you, too.
[11:14] Tsukasa
    We might be separated,
[11:16] ---
    but we're still in each other's hearts.
SIGN    I don't think I'll be heading
    home until morning though (sweat)
[11:23] Tsukasa
    So... it's fine.
[11:26] Tsukasa
    I'm not lonely... I'm not!
SIGN    I don't think I'm heading home until after
     dawn so go ahead and get some sleep
[11:40] Tsukasa
    My first night alone...
[11:42] Tsukasa
    Well, there's bound to be a few
    of those over a long married life.
[11:46] Tsukasa
    I should be proud of Darling
    for focusing on his work.
[11:50] Tsukasa
    Instead of complaining about how
    lonely I am, I should just go to bed.
[11:59] Tsukasa
    Seriously, that wasn't
    because I'm feeling lonely!
[12:03] Tsukasa
    It was just...
[12:04] Tsukasa
    Just in case he comes back tonight!
[12:09] Tsukasa
    He could still end up finishing
    early in the morning.
[12:12] Tsukasa
    And if the futon isn't out,
[12:14] ---
    he'll have to get it out himself,
    despite being exhausted!
[12:18] Tsukasa
    That'd just be pitiful!
[12:20] Tsukasa
    I'd feel terrible for him!
[12:22] Tsukasa
    So this is not a problem!
[12:24] Tsukasa
    He can rest easy!
[12:26] Tsukasa
    And that being the case,
[12:28] Tsukasa
    goodnight!
[12:35] Tsukasa
    Things have been so lively lately...
[12:40] Tsukasa
    So it seems... extra quiet.
[12:50] Nasa
    Finally managed to finish...
[12:52] Nasa
    I didn't expect it to take
    until four in the morning.
[12:55] Nasa
    Then again, it's always been
    like that over there.
[12:58] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan has to be in bed by now.
[13:01] Nasa
    I feel like I'm ready to collapse...
[13:03] ---
    I bet the second I lie down, I'll be out cold.
[13:11] Nasa
    Better be careful so I don't wake her up.
[13:16] Tsukasa
    Welcome home.
[13:17] Nasa
    Huh?
[13:19] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, you're still awake?
[13:21] Tsukasa
    I couldn't sleep for some reason.
[13:23] Nasa
    I see. Sorry about that.
[13:26] Tsukasa
    It's okay.
[13:29] Tsukasa
    You worked really hard!
[13:34] Tsukasa
    So what now? Do you want something to drink?
[13:37] Nasa
    Nah, I'm seriously tired...
    I'm going straight to bed.
[13:42] Tsukasa
    Really?
[13:43] Nasa
    Yeah.
[13:44] Nasa
    You put my futon out! Thank you.
[13:47] Tsukasa
    U-Uh, yeah, it was nothing!
[14:00] Tsukasa
    Well... goodnight.
[14:04] Nasa
    Uh... yeah.
[14:06] Nasa
    That might be the first time Tsukasa-chan's
    taken the initiative for a kiss!
SIGN    ba-bump ba-bump
[14:11] Tsukasa
    What's going on?
SIGN    ba-bump ba-bump
[14:13] ---
    Maybe I'm imagining it,
[14:15] ---
    but she seems a little
    more aggressive tonight...
[14:17] Tsukasa
    Say, darling?
[14:19] Tsukasa
    Is it okay if I visit your futon today?
[14:25] Nasa
    S-Sure. B-By all means.
[14:29] Tsukasa
    E-Excuse me, then.
[14:35] Nasa
    S-Seriously, what's going on?
[14:38] Nasa
    My normally cool wife seems to be
    wanting a lot of attention today!
[14:44] Nasa
    Could it be that she missed me that much?
[14:52] Nasa
    But it was only a day! And yet...
[14:55] Nasa
    Could she really have a
    hidden side this cute?!
[14:58] Tsukasa
    You still haven't given me
    a goodnight kiss, Nasa-kun.
[15:03] Nasa
    Huh? You want me to kiss you?
[15:07] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah.
[15:09] Tsukasa
    Because we were apart all day.
[15:13] Tsukasa
    So I want... a little more attention.
[15:16] Nasa
    That was powerful!
[15:19] Nasa
    Me, too!
[15:21] Nasa
    I really missed you, Tsukasa-chan.
[15:26] Tsukasa
    H-How much?
[15:28] Nasa
    This much.
[15:42] Nasa
    It's four in the morning.
[15:45] Nasa
    The Arisugawa family is
    bound to be sound asleep.
[15:50] Nasa
    This might just be...
[15:53] Nasa
    my big chance!
[15:55] Nasa
    We're married, after all...
    It's p-perfectly natural.
[16:00] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[16:03] Tsukasa
    Could you... Could you hold me tight?
[16:08] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, you are so cute.
[16:23] Tsukasa
    I love you.
[16:32] Tsukasa
    I was so lonely last night,
    I got into a really weird mood...
[16:36] Tsukasa
    And I said a bunch of extremely
    embarrassing stuff!
[16:39] Tsukasa
    But we're married, so when we're alone,
[16:42] ---
    it doesn't matter what kind of
    embarrassing stuff we say.
[16:45] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Could you hold me tight?
[16:48] Tsukasa
    I-I don't care how lonely I was!
    What the hell was I thinking?!
[16:54] Tsukasa
    Now I won't know how to
    face him when he wakes up!
[16:59] Tsukasa
    And if Kaname and the others
    heard us talking like that...
[17:04] Kaname
    Did you have fun last night?
[17:06] Tsukasa
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
[17:08] Kaname
    That's just my way of saying hello.
[17:10] Tsukasa
    Could you make your morning
    greeting a little less tawdry?!
[17:13] Kaname
    Come on, even if you wanted to have fun,
[17:16] ---
    Senpai probably isn't back yet, right?
[17:18] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun actually came
    back early in the morning.
[17:21] Kaname
    Wait, did you guys really
    have fun while I was asleep?!
[17:28] Tsukasa
    Of course not!
[17:30] Kaname
    Did the thought of Aya-nee overhearing you
[17:32] ---
    during her late-night gaming
    sessions make it even hotter?!
[17:35] Tsukasa
    Seriously, stop it!
[17:38] Tsukasa
    Th-There was nothing strange going on!
[17:41] Tsukasa
    Besides, we're married,
[17:44] Tsukasa
    so certain things other people might be
    jealous of are important to our relationship.
[17:49] Kaname
    Yeah, I don't really need
    the societal justification.
[17:54] ---
    Huh?
[17:55] Kaname
    I just wanna catch a glimpse
    of that strange action!
[18:00] Tsukasa
    It's not a show!
[18:01] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?
[18:04] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[18:05] Nasa
    There you are.
[18:08] Nasa
    Um.... Good morning.
[18:14] Tsukasa
    Yeah... Good morning.
[18:20] Kaname
    Y-You really did have fun last night.
[18:23] Tsukasa
    N-Not the way you're thinking!
[18:23] Nasa
    What? What're you talking about?
[18:25] Tsukasa
    Seriously!
[18:26] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, what did you tell her?
[18:32] Charlotte
    Good morning! Time to wake up, Chitose-chan!
[18:39] Charlotte
    Oh, my! What an alluring sleeping figure!
[18:47] Charlotte
    It's morning, Chitose-chan.
[18:50] Chitose
    Is that any reason to
    invade my personal space?!
[18:53] Charlotte
    It didn't seem like you were
    going to wake up otherwise!
[18:56] Charlotte
    So...
[18:58] Chitose
    I'll get up, so get off me!
[19:06] Charlotte
    Okay, I'll help you get changed, then!
[19:10] Chitose
    Hey, dummy, watch the hands!
[19:12] Charlotte
    I'm just helping you get undressed!
[19:14] Chitose
    Who needs help with that?!
[19:15] Charlotte
    It's fine!
[19:17] Aurora
    I don't believe this is sexual harassment.
[19:19] Aurora
    This maid is just absent-mindedly suggestive.
[19:26] Charlotte
    By the way, I overheard something.
[19:29] Charlotte
    Apparently Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan
    had a lot of fun last night!
[19:35] Chitose
    What is that supposed to mean?!
[19:38] Charlotte
    Well, earlier...
[19:39] Charlotte
    When I was at the bathhouse this morning,
[19:42] ---
    I overheard them talking about it.
[19:44] Chitose
    Do you go there every morning or something?!
[19:47] Chitose
    W-Well, what's wrong with that?
[19:50] Chitose
    Th-They are married!
[19:52] ---
    Even if they did that sort of thing...
[19:53] Charlotte
    What sort of thing, though?
[19:56] Charlotte
    I wanna know what kind of
    fun they were having, too!
[20:01] Chitose
    Seriously, you're way too close!
[20:04] Chitose
    I mean stuff like holding
    hands or hugging in bed!
[20:09] Charlotte
    You mean like what I do
    with you, Chitose-chan?
[20:11] Chitose
    What are you implying?!
[20:13] Chitose
    It's...
[20:16] Chitose
    a lot more intense than that!
[20:21] Aurora
    Intense?!
[20:23] Charlotte
    In other words, the two
    of them really get along!
[20:28] Aurora
    That's what it boils down to, yeah.
[20:32] Charlotte
    That's a good thing!
[20:35] Charlotte
    Just like me and you, Aurora.
    We get along too, right?
[20:39] Aurora
    Y-Yeah, I guess...
[20:42] Charlotte
    Then do you wanna hold hands
    when we go to sleep tonight?
[20:50] Aurora
    W-Well, if you—
[20:54] Charlotte
    Joking! I was just joking!
[20:57] ---
    Goodnight!
[21:03] Aurora
    What a temptress.
[21:12] Nasa
    I-I have to get up early tomorrow,
    so we should head to bed, huh?
[21:17] Tsukasa
    G-Good idea.
[21:20] Nasa
    If we look sleep-deprived again,
[21:22] ---
    there's no telling what
    Kaname-chan will say.
[21:25] Tsukasa
    You're right.
SIGN    Unread messages below
SIGN    Have fun again tonight
[21:33] Tsukasa
    L-Let's get to sleep, darling!
[21:35] Nasa
    R-Right!
[21:38] Nasa
    Goodnight, Tsukasa-chan.
[21:44] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan...
[21:47] Nasa
    What about my goodnight kiss?
[21:50] Tsukasa
    B-But if we do that...
[21:56] Tsukasa
    Well... uh...
[22:01] Tsukasa
    Um....
[22:06] Tsukasa
    Fine.
SIGN    Have fun again tonight
SIGN    Having fun

Season 2

Season 2

E0 - TONIKAWA: Over The Moon For You ~Uniform~

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[00:16] Tsukasa
    Good morning.
[00:22] Nasa
    I don't think I'll ever get used
    to starting the day like this...
[00:27] Nasa
    One night, when the moon was shining bright,
[00:30] Nasa
    a certain girl saved my life.
[00:32] Nasa
    This really cute girl ended up being the wife
    I would promise to spend the future with.
[00:38] Nasa
    Now, living under the same roof,
    our newlywed life has begun.
[00:42] Nasa
    This is the story of a couple
    who had a strange first meeting,
[00:46] ---
    and ended up together with an
    irreplaceable bond between them.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    ~ Uniform ~
[01:03] Tsukasa
    Darling, what are you doing?
[01:06] Nasa
    Some tables I was asked to put together.
[01:08] Nasa
    This job involves building a database.
[01:10] Tsukasa
    So, you're programming right now?
[01:13] Nasa
    Yep, I sure am.
[01:14] Tsukasa
    And me playing a video game right
    next to you doesn't distract you?
[01:19] Nasa
    Not really.
[01:20] Nasa
    It's no bother at all.
[01:22] Tsukasa
    That's impressive.
[01:24] Tsukasa
    I'd be way too curious to be able to focus.
[01:28] Tsukasa
    I wonder...
[01:31] Tsukasa
    Just how much focus does my darling have?
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[01:36] MC
    This time on Traveling Q*...
SIGN    Finding the Quiz Champion at the Ends of the Earth!!
[01:38] MC
    It's a global mental gymnastics special!
[01:43] Taki
    We're glad to have you*
    with us again this week!
[01:45] Taki
    I'm your host, Taki-chan!
SIGN    Natsuki Taki
SIGN    Q-kun
[01:49] Taki
    I hope you're ready to run
    some Qs through your head!
[01:50] Tsukasa
    Look, darling!
[01:52] ---
    It's the girl we met at the service area!
[01:54] Nasa
    Oh, I remember her!
[01:56] Tsukasa
    Are you any good at quiz
    shows like this, darling?
[01:59] Nasa
    I don't think so, not really.
[02:01] Nasa
    My knowledge tends to be
    tailored toward passing exams.
[02:04] Tsukasa
    He says that,
[02:06] Tsukasa
    but at the same time, his hands
    haven't stopped for a second.
[02:09] Tsukasa
    He's not just...
[02:11] Tsukasa
    slapping a bunch of keys at random, is he?
[02:14] Tsukasa
    Well, there are figs in the fridge.
[02:17] ---
    Why don't we put them on the line in a bet?
[02:18] Nasa
    Aw, I dunno about that...
[02:21] Taki
    And here's our first question!
[02:23] Sign
    Question 1
[02:25] MC
    Here we have Ruka-chan and her mom.
SIGN    Ruka-chan
SIGN    Mom
[02:28] MC
    Ruka-chan's mom is 4 times Ruka's own age.
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Age x 4
SIGN    Age + 4
[02:31] MC
    After four years, Mom will
    be 3 times Ruka-chan's age.
SIGN    Age x 3
[02:36] Taki
    So, how old are Ruka-chan
    and her mom right now?
SIGN    What ages are Ruka-chan and her mom?
[02:41] Ruka
    That's a hard one.
[02:44] Ruka
    My mom is 43 years old, but...
[02:47] Taki
    That's not part of the quiz!
[02:49] Tsukasa
    W-Well, if her mom is 25,
    then Ruka-chan would be...
[02:55] Nasa
    Ruka-chan is eight, and her mom is 32.
[02:58] Tsukasa
    Huh?
[02:59] Nasa
    That's the answer.
[03:01] Nasa
    If we suppose the mom is somewhere
    between 20 and 100 years old,
[03:06] Nasa
    there are 21 patterns where
    she's four times her daughter's age.
[03:09] Nasa
    If you then add 4, and look
     for a quotient of 3,
[03:14] Nasa
    the only choice is the pair of 12 and 36,
[03:16] Nasa
    which means that right now,
    they're eight and 32 years old.
[03:20] Nasa
    I kind of brute forced the answer, though.
[03:23] Nasa
    There's probably a better
    way to figure it out.
[03:25] Nasa
    Simultaneous equations would
    probably be the cleanest.
SIGN    How long do turtles live?
SIGN    Suirenji Ruka
[03:30] Tsukasa
    Darling, is math your specialty?
[03:32] Nasa
    Nah. I just practiced until
    I got the hang of it.
[03:36] Taki
    The answer is eight and 32 years old!
[03:39] Nasa
    Oh, great! I got it.
[03:41] Tsukasa
    O-Okay, I see...
[03:43] Tsukasa
    I guess this isn't enough to distract him.
[03:48] Tsukasa
    Not that I have any good reason
    to distract him, mind you.
[03:52] Aya
    Okay, I'm caught up on the situation!
[03:55] Aya
    Mankind will go extinct!
[03:57] Aya
    ...extinct!
[03:57] Aya
    ...extinct!
[03:58] Nasa
    Aya-san?!
[03:58] Tsukasa
    Aya?!
[03:59] Aya
    Your little quiz game
    with figs on the line...
[04:01] Aya
    I'm joining the fray!
[04:03] Nasa
    How do you know about that
    if you just got here?!
[04:06] Charl
    I see!
[04:07] Charl
    Well, I happen to like figs, too.
[04:10] Charl
    So count me in!
[04:11] Tsukasa
    Charlotte?
[04:13] Tsukasa
    And you're here on your own?
[04:15] Charl
    Yep!
[04:16] Charl
    Chitose-chan told me to check in on you.
[04:18] Charl
    I also brought somen noodles as a gift.
[04:21] Tsukasa
    Thank you...
[04:22] Taki
    And now for question two!
[04:23] Sign
    Question 2
[04:25] Taki
    This next one's a bit harder!
SIGN    21 Chocolate Bars
[04:28] MC
    Here we have 21 chocolate bars!
[04:30] MC
    With two people taking turns picking
    them up, in groups of one to four...
[04:34] MC
    The person to grab the
    last one is the winner!
[04:35] MC
    Grab the Last One to Win
[04:35] MC
    Grab the Last One to Win
[04:36] Taki
    And so, how do you win?
SIGN    What's the trick to winning?!
[04:39] Taki
    What's the secret trick to ensure
    you get the last chocolate?!
[04:42] Aya
    Uh, wait a second...
[04:44] Charlotte
    I'm not even sure what they're asking.
[04:46] Tsukasa
    You can make sure you win? How would you...
[04:49] Nasa
    You have to go first, and choose just one.
[04:52] Both
    Huh?
[04:53] Nasa
    Well, to get the 21st chocolate,
[04:56] Nasa
    you need to make sure the other person
    lands within the range of 17-20,
[05:00] Nasa
    which means you need to get the 16th one.
[05:02] Nasa
    To make sure you get the
    16th one, you'll want the 11th.
[05:05] Nasa
    To get the 11th, you'll want the 6th.
[05:07] Nasa
    If you follow that logic all the way back,
    you realize you need the first bar.
[05:11] Nasa
    That question was easier, to be honest.
[05:15] Aya
    Tsukacchan, this is bad!
[05:16] Aya
    There's no way we'll win this unless
    we can distract Nasa-kun!
[05:20] Tsukasa
    Maybe so, but...
[05:21] Charl
    In that case, I have a great idea!
[05:25] Charl
    Come with me!
[05:26] Aya
    What is it?
[05:27] Charl
    We're having a strategy meeting!
[05:29] Aya
    R-Right!
[05:32] Aya
    So, what's your great idea?
[05:35] Charl
    What better way is there to distract a boy...
[05:39] Charl
    than with a charming girl? Right?
[05:43] Aya
    But he's already got an adorable wife.
[05:46] Charl
    She needs to do more than just exist!
[05:48] Charl
    It's time to really pour on the charm.
[05:50] Charl
    Which is to say...
[05:52] Charl
    She needs to put on my maid's uniform
[05:54] Charl
    and seduce her darling!
[05:57] Tsukasa
    What?! A maid's uniform?!
[06:00] Charl
    Yep! There's not a guy on this planet
    who doesn't love maid uniforms.
[06:04] Charl
    So, if she puts mine on...
[06:07] Aya
    Nasa-kun will be so distracted,
    he'll make a mistake!
[06:10] Tsukasa
    Wait, but even if—
[06:12] Aya
    No ifs, ands, or buts!
[06:15] Aya
    It's...
[06:17] Aya
    It's for the sake of the figs!
[06:20] Aya
    So, please!
[06:21] Aya
    Become a maid!
[06:26] Tsukasa
    O-Okay...
[06:30] Aya
    Nasa-kun!
[06:32] Charl
    Here we go!
[06:33] Aya
    Let's see how you handle this!
[06:44] Nasa
    Why's she dressed like that?!
[06:45] Aya
    This is your chance, Tsukacchan!
[06:46] Aya
    Finish him off with the thing!
[06:48] Tsukasa
    D-Do I seriously have to say it?
[06:50] Aya
    Of course you do!
[06:51] Charl
    This ends here! Go, go!
[07:01] Tsukasa
    A-Are you prepared to lose... m-master?
[07:10] Charl
    There it is!
[07:11] MC
    Now, how many prime numbers
    are there between 1 and 10?
[07:15] Nasa
    Four of them.
[07:16] Taki
    That's correct!
SIGN    Congratulations, Winner
SIGN    About 4?
[07:18] Taki
    Ruka-chan is our winner!
[07:21] Aya
    Why was he able to answer?!
[07:23] Charl
    No fair!
[07:24] Aya
    Why, why, why, why?!
[07:26] Aya
    And why weren't you affected by
    seeing her like this, Nasa-kun?!
[07:31] Nasa
    Well... I was.
[07:34] Nasa
    It's so cute... I thought I might die.
[07:39] Tsukasa
    Thanks...
[07:41] Tsukasa
    You wanna... eat those figs?
[07:43] Nasa
    Let's all share them.
[07:50] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan dressed like a maid...
[07:57] Nasa
    That was super awesome!
[07:59] Nasa
    I think I get it. No wonder
    maid cafés are so popular.
[08:03] Nasa
    I mean, you get served by girls
    in that kind of outfit, right?
[08:06] Nasa
    I can see the appeal...
[08:08] Nasa
    It's not even a little risque,
     but so powerful...
[08:11] Nasa
    It's totally crazy!
[08:13] Nasa
    It'd be enough to put the perfect
    superman down for the count!
[08:17] Nasa
    I wonder if she'd wear it again!
[08:20] Nasa
    No, calm down. That's asking too much.
[08:23] Nasa
    It might have been cute, but I can't just
    ask her to wear a maid uniform again.
[08:30] Nasa
    But that maid uniform was really cute.
[08:35] Tsukasa
    I didn't realize he was
    into that kind of thing.
[08:38] Tsukasa
    But would he be glad if I wore it again?
[08:44] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[08:46] Nasa
    Y-Yes? Wh-What is it, Tsukasa-chan?
[08:50] Tsukasa
    Do you want me to wear the uniform again?
[08:53] Nasa
    Th-That's not it!
[08:55] Nasa
    It's more like, it looks really great, or I
    want to see you looking cute again, or sorta...
[08:57] Tsukasa
    Ch-Charlotte...
[08:59] Tsukasa
    Sh-She said there were extras, and left it behind.
[09:04] Tsukasa
    See?
[09:07] Nasa
    I see.
[09:09] Tsukasa
    Do you want me to put it on again?
[09:14] Nasa
    Uh... well...
[09:16] Nasa
    Of course!
[09:26] Tsukasa
    Some other time!
[09:28] Tsukasa
    You're kind of scaring me!
[09:29] Nasa
    I'm not scary!
[09:29] Tsukasa
    It'll just have to wait!
[09:31] Nasa
    You'll never find a more mild-mannered guy!
[09:33] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?!
[09:37] Kaname
    What kinda cosplay are you into, Senpai?
[09:40] Nasa
    Wh-Wh-Where did that come from?!
[09:42] Kaname
    It's actually a big issue.
[09:44] Kaname
    You're gonna need to know what cosplay
    your wife can wear to get you going,
[09:49] Kaname
    for when the time comes.
[09:51] Nasa
    Whoa, whoa, what "time" are we talking about?!
[09:53] Kaname
    Obviously, for when things
    start to cool off at night.
[09:56] Nasa
    Believe me, it's still plenty thrilling!
[09:59] Kaname
    Really, the fact that anyone still turns
    bright red at the sight of a maid uniform...
[10:03] Kaname
    You're a cheap date, aren't you?
[10:05] Nasa
    Did Aya-san tell you about yesterday?
[10:08] Aya
    Of course!
[10:09] Aya
    Your newlywed life is a communal
    treasure in this household!
[10:12] Aya
    I have an obligation to report the facts!
[10:16] Nasa
    Do you have to share every
    little thing without asking?!
[10:19] Kaname
    So, are maids, like, your number one choice?
[10:25] Nasa
    Maid uniforms are nice and all, but...
[10:27] Nasa
    If I had a favorite, it'd be...
    a lab coat and glasses, maybe?
[10:33] Aya
    Nasa-kun, you're so pervy!
[10:35] Nasa
    I mean, you made it sound like
    I had to pick something!
[10:38] Tsukasa
    What's this about a lab coat and glasses?
[10:40] Nasa
    Well, y'know, it's like the
    glasses go with the lab coat,
[10:43] Nasa
    and the lab coat goes with the glasses...
[10:45] Nasa
    And that's where love comes from!
[10:51] Kaname
    I guess cosplay is fine and all,
[10:53] Kaname
    but the two of you haven't done any normal
    romantic stuff like people your age do, right?
[10:59] Nasa
    Huh?
[11:00] Tsukasa
    She's right. I've never gone out with
    a girl before now, or even liked one.
[11:06] Tsukasa
    Is this how a relationship is supposed to be?
[11:10] Tsukasa
    In terms of age, we're high school students.
[11:13] Tsukasa
    So shouldn't there be romantic events
    that people our age encounter?
[11:17] Tsukasa
    What exactly is normal romance
    for high schoolers, anyway?!
[11:20] Kaname
    Isn't it obvious?
[11:22] Kaname
    Dates in your school uniforms.
[11:24] Nasa
    Huh?
[11:25] Aya
    Exactly!
[11:26] Aya
    Going on dates in school uniforms has
    become a global movement at this point!
[11:29] Aya
    The term "seifuku date" has been
    adopted all over the world!
[11:34] Nasa
    Is it seriously that big of a deal now?!
[11:37] Kaname
    I can't blame you for not knowing.
[11:38] Kaname
    Math nerds like you usually don't
    know squat about the world at large.
SIGN    ° This is her personal opinion
[11:42] Nasa
    I see... Well, we never went to
    high school, so we don't have uniforms.
[11:48] Aya
    No worries there!
[11:50] Aya
    I happen to have uniforms
    from all kinds of schools!
[11:53] Nasa
    Why do you have so many?!
[11:55] Aya
    It's totally normal.
[11:57] Aya
    All Japanese high school students
    have multiple uniforms!
SIGN    ° Actual numbers may vary
[12:01] Kaname
    Uniform dates are hot in Germany right now,
[12:04] ---
    and the girls over there have
    eight or nine per person!
SIGN    ° Citation needed
[12:06] Nasa
    Really?
[12:08] Nasa
    But even if she had one...
[12:10] Nasa
    Does Tsukasa-chan seem like she'd wear it?
[12:13] Aya
    I getcha.
[12:15] Kaname
    Still!
[12:16] Kaname
    Are you really just gonna give up, Senpai?!
[12:19] Kaname
    As a man...
[12:21] Kaname
    No, as a husband!
[12:23] Kaname
    Don't you want to see your wife
    dressed like a schoolgirl?!
[12:27] Kaname
    ...girl?!
[12:28] Kaname
    ...girl?!
[12:29] Nasa
    I do!
[12:30] Kaname
    A version of her that
    no one else has ever seen...
[12:33] Kaname
    I'm talking about rarity!
[12:35] Kaname
    SSS rarity, the kind that no amount
    of gacha luck could ever bring you!
[12:40] Kaname
    Can you die without ever
    seeing it for yourself?!
[12:44] Nasa
    I really want to. Please!
[12:47] Aya
    Leave it to me, then!
[12:49] Aya
    I swear, I'll get Tsukacchan
    into a school uniform!
[12:53] Aya
    ...uniform!
[12:54] Aya
    ...uniform!
[12:56] Aya
    Tsukacchan, do you have a sec?
[12:58] Tsukasa
    Shouldn't you be in school?
[13:00] Aya
    That doesn't matter right now!
[13:02] Aya
    Don't you want to go on a date with
    Nasa-kun while wearing a school uniform?
[13:05] Tsukasa
    What are you talking about?
[13:07] Aya
    Are you gonna do a school
    uniform date or not?!
[13:11] Tsukasa
    Well, no? I don't have a school uniform.
[13:15] Aya
    I can lend you one!
[13:16] Tsukasa
    No, that's okay.
[13:17] Tsukasa
    Besides, wearing a uniform when
    you're not actually a student...
[13:20] Tsukasa
    That's kinda embarrassing.
[13:22] Aya
    Oh, I see.
[13:25] Aya
    Well, you are cute, Tsukacchan...
[13:28] Aya
    But you probably wouldn't
    look good in a uniform.
[13:32] Aya
    You've got a point. I guess
    that's all there is to it.
[13:34] Tsukasa
    Now, hold on!
[13:36] Tsukasa
    How can we know unless I try it on?!
SIGN    Competitive Streak Activated
[13:40] Aya
    Aw, come on, it's so obvious!
[13:43] Aya
    There's no way a cool beauty like you
    would look good in a school uniform.
[13:47] Tsukasa
    Okay, in that case...
[13:50] Tsukasa
    Bring the uniform here!
[13:52] Tsukasa
    I'll try it on!
[13:55] Aya
    She says she'll try it.
[13:56] Nasa
    How'd you manage that?!
[14:01] Nasa
    Why are you two here?
[14:02] Aya
    Aw, come on!
[14:03] Kaname
    You can't just have her all to yourself.
[14:06] Nasa
    Doesn't seem like the kind of
    thing you show off, is all...
[14:10] Kaname
    I guess he's...
[14:11] Aya
    ...actually pretty particular about this stuff.
[14:14] Tsukasa
    I've finished changing.
[14:15] Aya
    Come on in, then!
[14:20] Nasa
    School uniforms are really magical,
    as far as clothing goes.
[14:25] Nasa
    They manage to be cute in a way
    that's impossible to argue against!
[14:28] Tsukasa
    Wh-What do you think?
[14:29] Aya
    Wow!
[14:30] Kaname
    You're super cute!
[14:32] Aya
    Now, next up...
[14:33] Kaname
    Hold this...
[14:34] Kaname
    And say the line!
[14:38] Tsukasa
    "I-I'm gonna be late!"
[14:41] Aya
    So cute! You're so cute,
    I think my heart's gonna stop!
[14:44] Kaname
    Now, pretend like you ran into someone!
[14:49] Tsukasa
    Ow, ow, ow...
[14:50] Aya
    Now suddenly become
    self-conscious about your skirt!
[14:53] Aya
    "Eek!"
[14:54] Aya
    "What do you think you're
    looking at, you pervert?!"
[14:57] Tsukasa
    How much more of this do I have to do?!
[14:59] Kaname
    C'mon, it's fine!
[15:01] Aya
    The more you do, the more
    cuteness is on display!
[15:04] Aya
    You think so too, don't you, Nasa-kun?
[15:13] Nasa
    It's... really incredibly cute... yeah.
[15:20] Tsukasa
    Thanks.
[15:26] Aya
    Sorry, Tsukacchan.
[15:28] Aya
    I wanted you to try the uniform on,
[15:30] Aya
    so I lied about thinking you
    wouldn't look good in it.
[15:33] Tsukasa
    Wait, you did?
[15:34] Aya
    And now that you've got it on, why not just
    head straight for a date at a theme park?
[15:39] Tsukasa
    I dunno...
[15:40] Nasa
    That'd be a little...
[15:42] Kaname
    What's there to be embarrassed
    about after all this?
[15:46] Aya
    That's right!
[15:51] Nasa
    If only we really could...
[16:03] Nasa
    But, man, Tsukasa-chan was really
    cute in that school uniform.
[16:08] Nasa
    What is it about those
    uniforms that's so exciting?
[16:12] Nasa
    It's actually kind of incredible!
[16:14] Nasa
    I wonder if she'd be
    willing to wear it again...
[16:18] Tsukasa
    Darling, your internal
    monologue is leaking again.
[16:22] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?!
[16:24] Tsukasa
    You said something similar the other day.
[16:26] Nasa
    I'm sorry for all the weird requests!
[16:28] Nasa
    I mean, it seems like I
    keep making them lately...
[16:28] Tsukasa
    It's nothing worth apologizing over...
[16:30] Nasa
    That's no good! I really should know better!
[16:33] Nasa
    I'm such a dummy!
[16:33] Tsukasa
    Did I really look that good in the uniform?
[16:36] Nasa
    O-Of course.
[16:38] Nasa
    It was like... it hit
    on an instinctual level.
[16:41] Nasa
    Something about it really got me going.
[16:45] Tsukasa
    I guess you have that side to you, too.
[16:48] Nasa
    Huh?! Well, yeah...
[16:52] Nasa
    Of course I do.
[16:54] Nasa
    There's no point in lying, so...
[16:56] Nasa
    The fact is, it got me going.
[16:58] Tsukasa
    I-I see.
[17:00] Tsukasa
    I have to admit, I'm impressed with how
    manly you can be about stuff like this.
[17:03] Nasa
    Right! Because I don't believe
    in lying about my own feelings!
[17:07] Tsukasa
    O-Okay. That's pretty
    praiseworthy, to be honest.
[17:10] Nasa
    Thank you very much!
[17:14] Tsukasa
    In that case...
[17:18] Tsukasa
    Sh-Should I try it on again?
[17:21] Tsukasa
    ...on again?
SIGN    Boom
[17:22] Tsukasa
    ...on again?
[17:24] Nasa
    Will you?!
[17:24] Tsukasa
    Yeah. If it'd make you that happy...
[17:27] Nasa
    It would! Really happy! Super happy!
[17:29] Nasa
    Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy!
[17:29] Tsukasa
    Okay... I'll go get changed.
[17:42] Tsukasa
    I'm done changing.
[17:44] Nasa
    Come right on in!
[17:52] Tsukasa
    S-So, what do you think this time?
[17:55] Nasa
    Um... well...
[18:00] Nasa
    You're so cute, I'm speechless.
[18:04] Tsukasa
    Th-Thanks.
[18:07] Tsukasa
    Still, there's something really weird about
    wearing a uniform when I don't go to school.
[18:15] Tsukasa
    It feels like I'm doing something naughty.
[18:21] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, can I touch you?
[18:24] Tsukasa
    N-No, I think that might be a little too much...
[18:34] Tsukasa
    Sir, this is a hands-off establishment.
[18:39] Tsukasa
    But... if you want to take
    my socks off, that'd be fine.
[18:46] Nasa
    I-In that case...
[18:59] Tsukasa
    I said no touching.
[19:02] Nasa
    S-Sorry, but I just...
[19:16] Tsukasa
    Okay, then, as punishment,
[19:18] Tsukasa
    you have to take the other sock off.
[19:22] Nasa
    O-Okay.
[19:24] Nasa
    But first...
[19:27] Nasa
    One more time.
[19:30] Tsukasa
    Don't lick my leg...
[19:38] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[19:41] Tsukasa
    How long are you going to be in bed?
[19:50] Nasa
    Ts-Tsukasa-chan... That outfit...
[19:54] Tsukasa
    You have work today, right?
[19:56] Tsukasa
    You'd better hurry up and get ready...
[19:59] Tsukasa
    Or you're gonna be so late!
[20:03] Nasa
    You're right!
[20:04] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[20:05] Nasa
    Yeah?
[20:06] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[20:07] Nasa
    Huh?
[20:08] Tsukasa
    Darling!
[20:12] Tsukasa
    Good morning, darling.
[20:16] Tsukasa
    You had a huge smile on your face.
[20:19] Tsukasa
    Pleasant dreams, I take it?
[20:20] Nasa
    Huh?! Uh, yeah!
[20:22] Tsukasa
    Breakfast is ready.
[20:24] Tsukasa
    You have work today, right?
[20:29] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan!
[20:31] Nasa
    Listen...
[20:33] Nasa
    Next time, could you wake
    me with the uniform on?
[20:35] Tsukasa
    What?!
[20:36] Tsukasa
    Why on earth would I do that?!
[20:38] Nasa
    That morning...
[20:39] Nasa
    Just once, please!
[20:40] Nasa
    I think something may have
    awakened inside me.
[20:40] Tsukasa
    But why?!
[20:42] Nasa
    I just want to see what it's like!

Season 2

E1 - All because of you

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[00:01] Nasa
    On a white, snowy night,
[00:04] Nasa
    my life was leaving me in a pool of red.
[00:08] Nasa
    Am I really going to die?
[00:11] Tsukasa
    Probably.
[00:12] Tsukasa
    You would've survived
    if you hadn't chased me.
[00:15] Tsukasa
    What a ridiculous waste of your life.
[00:19] Nasa
    Still... I'm glad I went after you.
[00:24] Nasa
    Because... I was able to marry you.
[00:39] Nasa
    Uh... Is this...
[00:44] Nasa
    another world?
[00:45] Nasa
    Can't be.
[00:51] Tsukasa
    Oh, good morning, darling.
[00:53] Nasa
    G-Good morning, Tsukasa-chan!
[00:58] Tsukasa
    What's wrong? You look shook.
[01:01] Nasa
    Well, I was just surprised when
    you popped up so suddenly.
[01:07] Tsukasa
    Well, why don't we get to breakfast?
[01:11] Nasa
    We've been married for a while now, but...
[01:15] Nasa
    I'm definitely not used to it yet.
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[02:52] Nasa
    My wife is extremely cute.
[02:58] Tsukasa
    I don't know how I feel
    about that shark movie.
[03:02] Nasa
    Really? I like the way it depicted
    the family's relationship,
[03:05] Nasa
    and the story was pretty easy to follow.
[03:08] Tsukasa
    Oh, come on, darling!
[03:09] Tsukasa
    I don't want familial love and ease
    of comprehension from shark movies!
[03:13] Tsukasa
    I want to wonder, "Wait,
    sharks don't actually fly, right?"
[03:18] Tsukasa
    Or, "Why would they waste budget
    on a scene like this?!"
[03:21] Tsukasa
    And, "What in the world am I watching?"
     That's the good stuff!
[03:26] Tsukasa
    Do you get me?
[03:27] Nasa
    I-I see. That is enlightening.
[03:31] Nasa
    Every day is full of surprises
    with Tsukasa-chan.
[03:35] Nasa
    She saved my life on that
    snowy night two years ago,
[03:39] Nasa
    and took her leave before
    I even knew her name.
[03:42] Nasa
    We were then suddenly reunited and
    began our married life together.
[03:47] Nasa
    We turned in our marriage registration,
[03:48] Nasa
    I proposed to her,
[03:50] Nasa
    we bought wedding rings,
[03:51] Nasa
    visited my parents,
[03:53] Nasa
    had our house burn down,
[03:55] Nasa
    and started living with my friends.
[03:57] Nasa
    Things have been really busy.
[04:02] Tsukasa
    You've been working all day,
     haven't you, darling?
[04:06] Nasa
    Yeah. I wanted to get this
    data turned in a little early.
[04:12] Tsukasa
    So you're saying you don't have time to
    entertain your adorable newlywed wife?
[04:18] Nasa
    Huh?!
[04:20] Nasa
    Are you saying you want me to pay
    attention to you, Tsukasa-chan?
[04:23] Tsukasa
    I really do!
[04:24] Tsukasa
    Your newlywed wife was disappointed
    by that movie and wants attention!
[04:29] Nasa
    Well, it's still early... Wanna go to the movies?
[04:34] Tsukasa
    You mean it?
[04:36] Tsukasa
    Yeah! That sounds great! I'd love to go!
[04:39] Tsukasa
    Is it gonna be okay, though?
[04:40] Tsukasa
    I'm not being a nuisance, am I?
[04:42] Nasa
    It'll be fine. I'll finish this right up.
[04:45] Tsukasa
    Okay, in that case, I'll root for you
    by your side so you can finish faster!
[04:49] Nasa
    Th-That's okay.
[04:52] Nasa
    It'd probably be a better idea
    to go ahead and get ready.
[04:56] Tsukasa
    Got it!
[04:57] Nasa
    Was there a movie you
    were looking forward to?
[05:00] Nasa
    You seem really excited.
[05:02] Nasa
    I was wondering if you've been
    wanting to go for a while now.
[05:06] Nasa
    You could've gone without me, y'know.
[05:09] Tsukasa
    Don't be silly!
[05:11] Tsukasa
    The fun part is getting
    to go with you, darling.
[05:17] Nasa
    I figured we should go to a good
    theater if we were gonna go out,
[05:21] Nasa
    and this place really is nice!
[05:23] Tsukasa
    It sure is.
[05:25] Tsukasa
    Let's go on in, then, darling.
[05:27] Nasa
    Yeah.
[05:30] Tsukasa
    Th-These are premium luxury seats!
[05:34] Tsukasa
    Should we really be splurging like this?
[05:36] Nasa
    Well, since we don't go out a lot...
[05:39] Nasa
    How about it? Want to get
    any drinks or popcorn?
[05:43] Tsukasa
    That's a real gamble with
    this movie, darling.
[05:46] Nasa
    Huh?
[05:47] Tsukasa
    It's two and a half hours long.
[05:50] Tsukasa
    You'll be doomed if you need to use
    the bathroom partway through.
[05:52] Nasa
    G-Good point...
[05:56] Tsukasa
    It's about to start.
[05:58] Nasa
    I think, in the old days, couples went
    to the theater to hold hands, kiss,
[06:03] Nasa
    and use the darkness as
    a chance to fool around.
[06:07] Nasa
    I'm not getting that impression
    from my wife at all, though.
[06:13] Nasa
    Still, it's really cute how she
    enjoys the movie so earnestly.
[06:18] Nasa
    Oh, the movie started.
[06:25] Nasa
    My wife as she's thrown for a loop
    by an unexpected plot twist.
[06:29] Nasa
    My wife as she's surprised
    by a shocking development.
[06:33] Nasa
    My wife getting excited
    as the tension ramps up.
[06:36] Nasa
    My wife filled with dread at the danger
    the heroes find themselves in.
[06:39] Nasa
    And at the climax...
[06:42] Nasa
    My wife unable to stop crying
    because she's so moved.
[06:45] Nasa
    Wow, she really is enjoying this movie.
[06:50] Nasa
    We should come again.
[06:53] Kaname
    A date at the movies, huh?
[06:55] Kaname
    You two really seem to enjoy life. Nice.
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[06:57] Nasa
    Wait, how do you know about that?
[06:59] Kaname
    Tsukassan mentioned it when she was working.
[07:02] Kaname
    Said she had a great time!
[07:04] Nasa
    I see. That's good to know.
[07:06] Kaname
    I'm thrilled you two are
    enjoying newlywed life.
[07:10] Kaname
    But that said... are you two
    not going to have a wedding?
[07:17] Nasa
    Good question. I don't think
    we've even talked about it.
[07:21] Kaname
    Your parents didn't ask about it?
[07:23] Nasa
    Nope. It's never even come up.
[07:25] Kaname
    What about Tsukassan's family?
[07:28] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan's?
[07:30] Nasa
    I'm not sure. I think they're glad for her...
[07:34] Nasa
    But if it was an actual wedding, I'm not sure.
[07:39] Nasa
    Well, there are a lot of couples
    who don't bother anymore.
[07:43] Nasa
    Would you want one if you got married?
[07:46] Kaname
    Well, if it's an option.
[07:50] Kaname
    I'd want a super fancy one,
    with a gondola and fireworks!
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[07:56] Nasa
    I-I see.
[07:58] Kaname
    You might want to ask her about it, though.
[08:02] Kaname
    Weddings are basically for the
    sake of the bride, anyway.
[08:05] Kaname
    Besides, I'm sure you want to see it...
[08:09] Kaname
    The sight of your beautiful
    wife in a wedding dress.
[08:17] Nasa
    She's right. I would like to see that.
[08:22] Tsukasa
    A wedding?
[08:24] Nasa
    Yeah. Kaname-chan mentioned it today.
[08:29] Tsukasa
    This chopped burdock you
    made is delicious, darling.
[08:33] Nasa
    Really? Thanks.
[08:36] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, do you want to have a wedding?
[08:39] Tsukasa
    Well, let me think...
[08:42] Tsukasa
    A wedding, huh?
[08:45] Tsukasa
    Not at all, no.
[08:48] Nasa
    I-I see.
[08:50] Tsukasa
    I mean, a wedding means a gathering
    of dozens of friends and relatives.
[08:55] Tsukasa
    And a reception includes stuff like
    cutting the cake and speeches...
[08:59] Tsukasa
    To top it off, you have to kiss
    in front of a bunch of people.
[09:03] Tsukasa
    Plus, having to wear something
    as fancy as a wedding dress...
[09:09] Tsukasa
    That'd be...
[09:11] Tsukasa
    j-just plain embarrassing.
[09:15] Nasa
    I see! That does really
    sound like a good idea!
[09:18] Tsukasa
    Were you even listening to me?
[09:20] Nasa
    Yes! I would like to see you wearing
    a super fancy wedding dress!
[09:24] Tsukasa
    Okay, but see, I was trying
    to say that'd be embarrassing!
[09:28] Nasa
    Well, they say there's
    no time like the present.
[09:34] Nasa
    Let's see if we can have a
    wedding somewhere next week!
[09:40] Tsukasa
    Excuse me?
[09:42] Nasa
    Huh? Did I do something wrong?
[09:45] Tsukasa
    That's like a line out of
    an isekai story, darling.
[09:51] Tsukasa
    Oh, I get what this is.
[09:57] Tsukasa
    Thank you for the meal.
[09:59] Nasa
    Th-Thank you for the meal...
[10:05] Tsukasa
    I have to say, your kung fu is weak, darling.
[10:09] Nasa
    Wh-What do you mean?
[10:13] Tsukasa
    I'm saying you have no idea what
    a wedding ceremony involves.
[10:17] Nasa
    I don't?
[10:18] Tsukasa
    You don't!
[10:20] Tsukasa
    Let's start with question one:
[10:22] Tsukasa
    How do you arrange a wedding ceremony?
[10:24] Tsukasa
    You're a clever one, darling,
[10:26] Tsukasa
    so let's have you act out your answer.
[10:29] Tsukasa
    Three, two, one, action.
[10:32] Nasa
    Huh?! Act it out?!
[10:34] Nasa
    Well, uh... First, you call the venue, and then...
[10:38] Nasa
    Hello, is this the venue?
[10:40] Nasa
    Um, I'd like to have a wedding.
[10:43] Nasa
    What days are available?
[10:46] Nasa
    Oh, I see. So Friday is available?
[10:50] Nasa
    I'd like a reservation for two on Friday night...
[10:52] Kaname
    You think this is going out for drinks?!
[10:55] Nasa
    Kaname-chan?
[10:56] Kaname
    What do you think a wedding is?!
[10:58] Kaname
    You ain't gonna get a gondola or
    fireworks with a single phone call!
[11:01] Nasa
    Huh?!
[11:02] Tsukasa
    What gondola?
[11:04] Kaname
    Sorry for barging in.
[11:06] Kaname
    One of the neighbors gave us a watermelon,
     so I thought I'd share.
[11:09] Tsukasa
    Thanks for that.
[11:15] Tsukasa
    This is really good watermelon.
[11:18] Kaname
    Sure is.
[11:20] Tsukasa
    Anyway, Kaname, it seems my darling has
    no idea how much of a trial a wedding is.
[11:27] Kaname
    Sure seems like it.
[11:29] Nasa
    I-It's a trial?!
[11:31] Kaname
    Just for example, how much
    do you think a wedding costs?
[11:36] Nasa
    Good question... On the cheap side,
    probably around 150,000 or 160,000 yen?
[11:44] Tsukasa
    That's just wrong.
[11:45] Kaname
    He's got a severe case of "ignorance
    of things I don't care about."
[11:49] Nasa
    What, am I wrong?
[11:51] Kaname
    Well, for starters, Senpai...
[11:54] Kaname
    Here's the minimum estimate for a wedding at
    a certain kingdom that's considered magical.
[12:01] Nasa
    S-Seven million yen?!
[12:05] Kaname
    And there's the reality check.
[12:08] Tsukasa
    Looks like it.
[12:10] Nasa
    But... seven million?!
    You could buy a car for that!
[12:14] Kaname
    Yep, you sure could.
[12:16] Tsukasa
    If you get far enough from the city,
    you could even buy a house for that.
[12:21] Nasa
    Seriously?
[12:23] Nasa
    I always thought a wedding was, like...
[12:26] Nasa
    You promise to love each
    other in front of a priest,
[12:29] Nasa
    your wife cries a little bit while
    reading a letter from her parents,
[12:34] Nasa
    and you basically wrap it up in one day.
[12:38] Nasa
    Is it actually a whole process that involves
    a bunch of traveling over an entire year?
[12:44] Kaname
    You're not a band, and it's not a tour!
[12:46] Tsukasa
    Why would you need to travel all over?
[12:48] Nasa
    I just can't imagine why it'd
    cost this much otherwise!
[12:54] Nasa
    I-I see... So that's it.
[12:59] Nasa
    No wonder everyone cries so emotionally.
[13:02] Kaname
    They sure do.
[13:05] Kaname
    It'd be kind of a waste of money not to.
[13:17] Charlotte
    Very, very nice! Keep it up, Chitose-chan!
[13:20] Chitose
    Fight back a bit more during
    this next round, Charlotte!
[13:24] Chitose
    Aurora, how long have we been going?
[13:26] Aurora
    Five minutes.
[13:27] Chitose
    I can't stop wondering.
[13:29] Chitose
    What are those two going
    to do about a wedding?
[13:33] Aurora
    Those two?
[13:36] Aurora
    You mean Conan-kun and Amuro-san?!
[13:39] Chitose
    Not them!
[13:41] Chitose
    I mean Nee-sama and that
    husband of hers! Them!
[13:46] Charlotte
    That really is a good question!
[13:53] Charlotte
    Come on!
[13:54] Aurora
    Don't young folks these days
    worry less about formalities?
[13:54] Chitose
    Easy!
[14:00] Charlotte
    And Tsukasa-chan gets embarrassed easily!
[14:02] Charlotte
    In my homeland,
    weddings usually have 200 guests,
[14:07] Charlotte
    and over 1,000 isn't unheard of!
[14:10] Charlotte
    That'd be rough if you're easily embarrassed.
[14:12] Chitose
    How does anyone even know that many people?!
[14:16] Aurora
    With a number like that, there's bound
     to be a few strangers in there.
[14:21] Charlotte
    It's mostly...
[14:23] Charlotte
    complete strangers!
[14:25] Chitose
    Why so casual?!
[14:37] Aurora
    Still, it's not like the
    families have met yet, either.
[14:42] Aurora
    A wedding might be a good
    way to arrange that.
[14:45] Aurora
    Here.
[14:47] Charlotte
    Would you go if you were
    invited, Chitose-chan?
[14:50] Chitose
    I mean... of course I would.
[14:53] Charlotte
    Wow, really?
[14:55] Aurora
    If you go, you can't try to ruin it.
[14:58] Chitose
    I'd do no such thing!
[15:01] Chitose
    I might be annoyed about her being married...
[15:04] Chitose
    But I'd like Grandmother to see
    Nee-sama in a wedding dress.
[15:10] Charlotte
    For Tokiko-sama...
[15:13] Aurora
    Now that you mention it... yeah.
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[15:28] Nasa
    Seven million is on the pricey side,
[15:30] Nasa
    but even the average is still
    in the 3-4 million range.
[15:33] Nasa
    I had no idea weddings were so expensive.
[15:37] Nasa
    It's practically an event of a lifetime...
[15:40] Nasa
    But what's this "betrothal money"?
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[15:44] Nasa
    It's another million outside
    of the cost of the ceremony.
[15:48] Aya
    Betrothal money is—
[15:50] Nasa
    Whoa, you scared me!
[15:52] Nasa
    A-Aya-san?
[15:54] Nasa
    You were here all along?
[15:56] Nasa
    What are you doing here, actually?
[15:58] Nasa
    Well, the thing is,
[16:00] Nasa
    I was playing video games in the living room
    all day before Kaname-chan got mad at me,
[16:07] Nasa
    so I lied about going to clean the baths,
     and have been gaming in here!
[16:11] Tsukasa
    That's just gonna make her madder!
[16:13] Aya
    Putting that aside,
    betrothal money is something that
[16:17] Aya
    one side presents to the other,
    along with the engagement gifts,
[16:22] Aya
    to help prepare for the wedding.
[16:26] Aya
    As smart as you are, you really don't know
    much about this sort of thing, do you?
[16:30] Nasa
    I guess that's true.
[16:32] Nasa
    I didn't even know how expensive weddings
    were until Kaname-chan taught me about it.
[16:40] Aya
    Well, they're expensive, and they
    can take an entire year to arrange.
[16:45] Nasa
    What?! Wait, that can't be right, can it?
[16:47] Nasa
    I mean, people get married
    every day at Omotesando...
[16:51] Aya
    And every one of those couples has been
    planning for that day a year in advance!
[16:57] Nasa
    What?!
[16:58] Nasa
    B-But a whole year? What exactly
    takes that long to arrange?!
[17:03] Aya
    That is a very valid question.
[17:10] Aya
    The mystery only seems to grow.
[17:13] Nasa
    I... I guess it does.
[17:16] Tsukasa
    Well, for one thing, if you're
    inviting friends and coworkers,
[17:20] Tsukasa
    you need to send out invitations, right?
[17:22] Tsukasa
    And that needs to be two or
     three months in advance.
[17:25] Tsukasa
    Then there's confirming RSVPs,
    seating arrangements...
[17:29] Tsukasa
    Say your parents live out in the country.
[17:31] Tsukasa
    You can't exactly go, "We're getting
    married! Come by tomorrow!"
[17:36] Tsukasa
    Everything needs to be arranged.
    So no matter what...
[17:41] Tsukasa
    It ends up taking time.
[17:44] Tsukasa
    Care for some fruit milk, darling?
[17:47] Nasa
    Sure, thanks.
[17:50] Aya
    An indirect smooch!
[17:52] Tsukasa
    Then there's choosing the menu,
    the table decorations,
[17:57] Tsukasa
    getting an emcee, selecting the party favors...
[18:00] Tsukasa
    Just a ton of things to do.
[18:03] Tsukasa
    Which is why, personally, I'm not
    interested in investing all that effort.
[18:07] Aya
    That's not right!
[18:10] Aya
    You won't know if it's worth
    the effort until you try!
[18:14] Aya
    I'm sure Nasa-kun wants to see
    Tsukacchan in a wedding dress!
[18:18] Aya
    He wants to see it and get excited over it!
[18:19] Tsukasa
    What do you mean by "excited"?!
[18:21] Tsukasa
    And do you realize the kind of price
    tag we're talking about here?!
[18:26] Nasa
    Still, though...
[18:27] Nasa
    Three or four million isn't exactly out
    of reach, with a bit of dedication.
[18:32] Tsukasa
    Darling, that kind of
    dedication is unnecessary!
[18:34] Tsukasa
    That's not where you need
    to dedicate anything!
[18:36] Aya
    Very well! Let's buy an issue of Zexy!
[18:40] Nasa
    Zexy? The wedding magazine they
    sell at convenience stores?
[18:44] Aya
    Precisely!
[18:45] Aya
    The first step toward a
    wedding is buying Zexy!
[18:48] Aya
    And that's why the two of you will
    buy and read Zexy together!
[18:51] Aya
    Never read it myself, but there's
    bound to be helpful info in there!
[18:58] Tsukasa
    I-I guess we're going to the
    convenience store, then.
[19:02] Tsukasa
    We needed milk for tomorrow, anyway.
[19:05] Nasa
    Y-Yeah.
[19:09] Nasa
    Will this work for milk?
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[19:11] Tsukasa
    Yeah. But we're out of butter,
    too, so we'll also need that.
[19:16] Nasa
    That just leaves Zexy. Zexy...
[19:21] Tsukasa
    Darling!
[19:22] Tsukasa
    I'm feeling like ice cream.
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[19:24] Tsukasa
    You want to split this?
[19:27] Nasa
    Sounds good.
[19:29] Nasa
    So, ice cream and a copy of Zexy...
[19:31] Nasa
    It's heavy!
[19:33] Nasa
    I never picked one up before,
    so I didn't realize it was so thick!
[19:36] Tsukasa
    It's like a phone book.
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    Our special feature addressing your pre-wedding jitters♥
    
    Top 100 Venues in the Capital Region
    
    What you need for your wedding preparations
    
    
    
     Your one source for before, during, and after your wedding!
    
    Special Mega-Issue!!
[19:38] Nasa
    It comes with extras,
    and it's still only 300 yen!
[19:40] Tsukasa
    That's quite a bargain.
[19:43] Nasa
    "Top 100 Venues in the Capital Region"?
[19:46] Nasa
    There are that many just around Tokyo?
[19:49] Tsukasa
    There's something embarrassing
    about buying it together, though.
[19:53] Nasa
    Why?
[19:55] Tsukasa
    I mean, come on...
[19:57] Tsukasa
    It's a magazine that a couple thinking about
     getting married would probably buy, so...
[20:03] Tsukasa
    How do I put this? It gives
    off real happiness vibes.
[20:07] Nasa
    I-I guess it does.
[20:10] Tsukasa
    Right?
[20:14] Tsukasa
    Man, I got so self-conscious,
    I was bright red at the register.
[20:20] Nasa
    Y-Yeah.
[20:22] Nasa
    Well, to cool down, how about some ice cream?
[20:25] Tsukasa
    Appreciate it.
[20:30] Tsukasa
    Here you go, darling.
[20:31] Nasa
    Thanks.
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[20:34] Nasa
    Y'know, reading this...
[20:37] Nasa
    There really is a ton of stuff to
    decide on before a wedding ceremony.
[20:42] Tsukasa
    Right?
[20:43] Tsukasa
    There are a lot of couples who
    even get into fights about it.
[20:47] Tsukasa
    I read about it in Spirits!
[20:49] Nasa
    In Spirits*?! She got this info from manga?!*
[20:52] Tsukasa
    Granted, you're enough of a sweetheart
    that I doubt we'd get into a fight.
[20:58] Tsukasa
    But I like things how they are
    right now. All... lovey-dovey.
[21:03] Nasa
    What'd you say, Tsukasa-chan?
[21:07] Tsukasa
    I don't think I'm gonna tell you.
[21:10] Tsukasa
    I just think that, instead of overcoming
    the nightmare of arranging a ceremony,
[21:15] Tsukasa
    we should go to the movies, eat together,
[21:19] Tsukasa
    go to the convenience store,
    share some ice cream...
[21:23] Tsukasa
    The way things are now is
    peaceful, and that's a relief.
[21:28] Nasa
    I see.
[21:30] Nasa
    So we shouldn't think about a
    wedding ceremony right now?
[21:34] Tsukasa
    We shouldn't! It's too soon for us.
[21:38] Tsukasa
    Someday, when the time comes
    for us to be truly blessed...
[21:42] Tsukasa
    That'll be the chance
[21:47] Tsukasa
    for the two of us to take our
    time and really think it over.
[21:51] Tsukasa
    Our wedding, that is.
[21:54] Tsukasa
    We only just got married, after all.
[21:59] Nasa
    Yeah.
[22:01] Nasa
    You're right.
[22:05] Tsukasa
    Today was really nice.
[22:08] Nasa
    I'm glad we went to the movies together.
[22:12] Nasa
    You smell so nice, Tsukasa-chan.
[22:15] Tsukasa
    Come on, your breath tickles.
[22:19] Nasa
    But, y'know,
[22:21] Nasa
    I really would like to see
    you in a wedding dress.
[22:28] Tsukasa
    Then maybe in private...
    I'll show it to only you.
[22:33] Nasa
    Really?
[22:35] Tsukasa
    Yeah.
[22:36] Nasa
    Then that'll be our private wedding ceremony.
[22:42] Nasa
    Do you promise to honor and love Yuzaki Nasa?
[22:47] Tsukasa
    Yes, I do.
[22:50] Tsukasa
    Yuzaki Nasa, do you—
[22:52] Nasa
    Yes, I do!
[22:53] Tsukasa
    C'mon, darling, let me finish!
[23:00] Nasa
    And now, I may kiss the bride.
[23:08] Nasa
    My wife is always so incredible.
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[23:25] Nasa
    The other day, someone in town
    asked me, "Are you happy right now?"
[23:29] Tsukasa
    Oh, yeah, that does happen sometimes.
[23:31] Nasa
    And I replied right away!
[23:32] Nasa
    "Yes, I am!"
[23:33] Nasa
    "A meteor could hit
[23:34] Nasa
    or aliens could invade,
[23:35] Nasa
    but I'd still be the happiest
    man in the universe!"
[23:37] Tsukasa
    You're unstoppable, huh, darling?

Season 2

E2 - On the Subject of Happiness

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[00:02] Hot-Blooded Teacher
    Can you guys solve this formula?!
[00:04] Hot-Blooded Teacher
    You'll never make it into
    Harvard if you can't!
[00:05] Nasa
    That's not the right equation.
[00:07] Nasa
    I think it was copied from a model problem,
     but they left out a line.
[00:12] Tsukasa
    I'm impressed you even noticed.
[00:15] Tsukasa
    I bet you gave your teachers a
    hard time in school, didn't you?
[00:19] Nasa
    Aw, come on. I did not.
[00:26] Nasa
    Wait, now that I think about it...
[00:29] Nasa
    Maybe I did?
[00:30] Tsukasa
    I knew it.
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[02:05] Naoko
    Looks like my class's average in the
    mock exams has dropped again...
[02:09] Naoko
    Actually, no.
[02:11] Naoko
    These are typical grades for this school.
[02:16] Naoko
    But the student who was single-handedly
    raising the curve a lot has gone...
[02:20] Teacher A
    Yanagi-sensei?
[02:21] Teacher A
    About the report for the PTA
    that I asked you to do...
[02:24] Naoko
    Oh, uh...
[02:26] Naoko
    Sorry! I'll have it finished today!
[02:29] Naoko
    Being a teacher means having no breaks.
[02:33] Naoko
    Your daily classes, your lesson plans,
[02:35] Naoko
    overseeing club activities,
    excursions, the PTA...
[02:38] Naoko
    And if a student causes a problem,
    you need to be available 24/7 to respond.
[02:42] Naoko
    It's not even a high-paying job, either.
[02:46] Naoko
    But I'm still working hard today for my—
[02:48] Taniguchi
    Yanagi-sensei?
[02:51] Taniguchi
    Would you like to go to an
    amusement park with me?
[02:54] Naoko
    Huh?
[02:55] Taniguchi
    I mean, I just happened
    to get two tickets, so...
[02:59] Taniguchi
    If you don't mind, I'd—
[03:00] Naoko
    What are you talking about, Taniguchi-sensei?
[03:03] Naoko
    I don't have the time!
[03:05] Taniguchi
    B-But don't you think it's important
    to relax now and then?
[03:08] Naoko
    Don't be ridiculous. Of course not.
[03:14] Naoko
    Unbelievable. How can he think about that
    sort of thing when he's a teacher, too?
[03:23] Nasa
    Huh? Yanagi-sensei?
[03:25] Nasa
    It is you!
[03:28] Naoko
    Oh! Yuzaki-kun!
[03:30] Nasa
    Yep! It's been a while.
[03:33] Naoko
    It really has! Have you been doing well?
[03:35] Nasa
    Yes, thank you for asking.
[03:37] Naoko
    I heard you had a pretty rough time.
[03:40] Naoko
    You were hospitalized and ended
    up not going to high school.
[03:43] Nasa
    Well, it's definitely been a busy time...
[03:45] Naoko
    Busy?
[03:50] Naoko
    Yuzaki-kun, there's, uh, something
    on your left ring finger.
[03:53] Nasa
    Oh, the ring?
[03:55] Nasa
    Yeah, I actually got married.
[03:59] Nasa
    Married... Married... Married... Married...
[04:03] Naoko
    D-Don't tell me, Yuzaki-kun...
[04:05] Naoko
    You became a delinquent after being unable
    to enroll and got snared by a bad girl?!
[04:09] Nasa
    And let me tell you—
[04:10] Naoko
    Yuzaki-kun!
[04:12] Naoko
    It's time for a house call!
[04:14] Nasa
    Huh? But I already gradu—
[04:15] Naoko
    It's a background check!
[04:17] Naoko
    Take me to your house right now!
[04:21] Tsukasa
    Who might she be, darling?
[04:24] Nasa
    Er, well...
[04:26] Nasa
    I think I mentioned her before...
[04:28] Naoko
    So this is Yuzaki-kun's wife?
[04:33] Naoko
    Man, what the heck? She's really cute!
[04:36] Nasa
    Huh?
[04:37] Naoko
    You married someone this gorgeous?
[04:39] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[04:42] Nasa
    This is my homeroom teacher
    from middle school.
[04:45] Naoko
    My name is Yanagi Naoko.
[04:47] Tsukasa
    Oh, you're a teacher.
[04:52] Tsukasa
    I apologize for not saying
    this earlier, Yanagi-sensei.
[04:55] Tsukasa
    I'm Nasa's wife, Yuzaki Tsukasa.
[04:57] Naoko
    Oh, right! It's a pleasure to meet you.
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[05:03] Nasa
    Her introducing herself as my
    wife has got me flustered.
[05:06] Naoko
    She seems really nice!
    Nothing like I imagined.
[05:10] Nasa
    Wait, what did you imagine?!
[05:13] Naoko
    Hang on, I can't let my guard down yet.
[05:15] Naoko
    She might have some kind of horrible secret.
[05:23] Tsukasa
    Would you like to join us for dinner?
[05:26] Naoko
    N-No, I couldn't!
[05:27] Naoko
    Barging into a former student's house,
     and then being treated—
[05:31] Naoko
    Delicious!
[05:33] Naoko
    What is this? Do you eat delicious
    meals like this every day, Yuzaki-kun?
[05:38] Nasa
    Well, yes.
[05:40] Tsukasa
    Please, help yourself.
[05:41] Naoko
    Really?!
[05:44] Naoko
    I can't remember the last
    time I had a meal this good!
[05:47] Naoko
    It's been nothing but convenience store
    food and instant noodles lately...
[05:53] Naoko
    H-Hang on, Naoko! Don't let
    her suck you in so easily!
[05:57] Naoko
    Even if she's a great chef,
[05:59] Naoko
    for someone to get married so young...
    There has to be some issue!
[06:03] Nasa
    This burdock root is fantastic!
[06:05] Tsukasa
    Right? I thought you might like it.
[06:09] Nasa
    Yeah! Everything you make
    is so good, Tsukasa-chan!
[06:13] Tsukasa
    Isn't it, though?
[06:15] Nasa
    Look at you, master chef!
[06:22] Naoko
    I get it now...
[06:24] Naoko
    You can taste the depths of her love.
[06:31] Naoko
    Yuzaki-kun, what are you
    going to do in the future?
[06:33] Nasa
    Huh?
[06:34] Naoko
    I mean, think about it.
[06:35] Naoko
    Most married people get a corporate job,
[06:38] Naoko
    or get a high school
    certification and go to college.
[06:41] Nasa
    I'm honestly not thinking
    about it too much right now.
[06:46] Nasa
    It's true that I could
    probably get into college,
[06:49] Nasa
    and if I take on more work,
    I'd probably make more money...
[06:52] Nasa
    But right now my priority is spending as
    much time as possible with Tsukasa-chan.
[06:57] Naoko
    Don't you get anxious
    thinking about your future?
[07:01] Nasa
    Well, you can never predict the future.
[07:03] Nasa
    Which is why I think it's
    important to enjoy the present.
[07:08] Nasa
    I'm sure my future self
    will figure something out.
[07:13] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, let me help you.
[07:14] Tsukasa
    Thank you, darling.
[07:18] Naoko
    Enjoy the present...
[07:21] Naoko
    Thank you for the meal.
[07:23] Naoko
    I'll see you around, Yuzaki-kun.
[07:25] Nasa
    Sure. Thanks for coming by today.
[07:28] Tsukasa
    Have a safe walk home, Sensei.
[07:30] Naoko
    Right. Thanks again!
[07:38] Naoko
    I see...
[07:39] Naoko
    Life is supposed to be about being happy.
[07:45] Naoko
    Every day spent just running
    around being anxious
[07:49] Naoko
    is another day of that life gone forever.
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[08:03] Naoko
    Hello? This is Yanagi. I was wondering...
[08:07] Naoko
    Did you still want to go
    to that amusement park?
[08:11] Naoko
    Thank goodness.
[08:13] Naoko
    Then let's go together.
[08:16] Naoko
    Work? It'll be okay.
[08:18] Naoko
    My future self will figure something out.
[08:23] Sign
    Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
[08:23] Sign
    Women
[08:23] Sign
    Men
[08:23] Kaname
    You're really looking the part of
    a bathhouse clerk lately, Tsukassan.
[08:28] Tsukasa
    You think so? As long as
    I'm being helpful, I'm glad.
[08:33] Tsukasa
    Welcome to...
[08:34] Tsukasa
    the... bathhouse?
[08:38] Kaname
    Okay, he looks scary.
[08:40] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah, I guess.
[08:45] Ginga
    There a Yuzaki who lives here?
[08:49] Tsukasa
    That'd be me.
[08:51] Tsukasa
    What do you want?
[08:53] Ginga
    I'm looking for a dude called
    Yuzaki Nasa, not you.
[08:58] Ginga
    He's here, right?
[09:00] Ginga
    Real smart guy. You write his name like
    "starry sky," but say it like "Nasa."
[09:04] Kaname
    What does the yakuza want with Senpai?!
[09:06] Tsukasa
    Too bad.
[09:09] Kaname
    Wha?!
[09:10] Tsukasa
    I've got nothing to tell some
    punk kid who's got no manners.
[09:14] Tsukasa
    This is a bathhouse. If you're
    not going in, then leave.
[09:17] Ginga
    Say what?!
[09:18] Kaname
    Wh-Wh-Whoa there, Tsukassan!
[09:21] Kaname
    Aren't you scared? He might be
    one of those ya-youknowwhats!
[09:25] Tsukasa
    What if he is?
[09:27] Tsukasa
    I have no reason to fear this twerp.
[09:31] Kaname
    Tsukassan's one of those people who
    never backs down from stuff like this!
[09:35] Tsukasa
    So what's it gonna be? Either take a
    bath or get out. Make up your mind.
[09:38] Ginga
    Y-You little...
[09:41] Ginga
    How much does it cost, then, punk?!
[09:43] Tsukasa
    It's 500 yen to enter!
[09:44] Tsukasa
    Another 1,000 if you wanna use the sauna!
[09:46] Tsukasa
    You can get a towel set for 1,300!
[09:48] Tsukasa
    And students get a
    100-yen discount, you punk!
[09:50] Ginga
    Gimme the towel set, then.
    For one high school student, please!
[09:52] Tsukasa
    Thank you very much! You can get your
    ticket at the machine over there!
SIGN    Bathhouse Ticket
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[09:58] Ginga
    Who the hell are you supposed to be?
[10:01] Tsuksa
    I should be asking you that.
[10:03] Tsuksa
    If you mean any harm to my husband,
    you're gonna suffer for it.
[10:08] Nasa
    Oh!
[10:09] Nasa
    It's Ginga-kun! Good to see you again.
[10:13] Ginga
    Big Bro Nasa!
[10:15] Ginga
    It's been a while, sir.
[10:17] Kaname
    G-Ginga-kun?
[10:21] Kaname
    Senpai, is this guy a relative of yours?
[10:25] Nasa
    Yep. This is Ginga-kun, my cousin.
[10:27] Nasa
    How'd you guess?
SIGN    Nasa
SIGN    (Starry Sky)
SIGN    Ginga
SIGN    (Galaxy)
[10:30] Kaname
    The name helped, I'd say.
[10:33] Tsukasa
    He's your cousin, darling?
[10:36] Nasa
    Yep! Onimaru Ginga-kun.
[10:38] Nasa
    He's 17 years old and in high school.
[10:40] Ginga
    Bro, I gotta ask, who's this lady?
[10:44] Nasa
    Oh, I didn't introduce you yet!
[10:47] Nasa
    See, I got married.
[10:49] Nasa
    This is my wife, Tsukasa-chan.
[10:51] Ginga
    Y-Your wife?!
[10:54] Nasa
    Yep.
[10:55] Ginga
    Bro... When did you climb the
    stairway to adulthood?
[10:59] Nasa
    Whoa! Ginga-kun?!
[11:01] Nasa
    Ginga-kun!
[11:04] Ginga
    I'm so sorry!
[11:06] Ginga
    I had no idea my bro was
    married, and I acted real rude!
[11:10] Nasa
    I'm sorry, too. I really
    should've told you already.
[11:14] Tsukasa
    Darling, he's not in the yakuza, is he?
[11:17] Nasa
    Aw, come on! Ginga-kun's a
    normal high school student.
[11:22] Nasa
    He does a lot of extracurricular activities.
    He's even the student council president.
[11:27] Ginga
    Yes, sir. I'm running my own crew.
[11:30] Kaname
    You're sure he's a high school student?
[11:33] Ginga
    Big Bro Nasa here's had my
    back since I was a runt.
[11:38] Ginga
    I've basically been chasing
    him my whole life.
[11:42] Ginga
    The other day, we had a
    beef with another squad,
[11:44] Ginga
    and he gave me some advice
    on how to squash it.
[11:48] Nasa
    Oh, when I helped you win your athletic meet
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[11:50] Nasa
    by teaching you about
    Clausewitz's theory of war?
[11:52] Tsukasa
    So when he says "another squad,"
     he means a different school?
[11:55] Ginga
    He gave me some advice on
    how to survive a raid, too.
[11:59] Nasa
    Right, that was how to handle pop quizzes.
[12:03] Kaname
    So, "surviving" in academic terms?
[12:05] Ginga
    Bro's advice has got our earnings up, too,
[12:10] Ginga
    which has made the boss happy.
[12:12] Kaname
    The... boss?
[12:13] Tsukasa
    Maybe he means the principal?
[12:16] Ginga
    But before I get down to it...
[12:18] Ginga
    I gotta ask you something, Bro.
[12:22] Nasa
    What's that?
[12:24] Ginga
    I know it ain't exactly cool to ask, but...
[12:28] Ginga
    Wh-Why'd you get married?
[12:32] Nasa
    Why? Well,
[12:36] Nasa
    because I love her, I'd say.
[12:37] Tsukasa
    Seriously, don't say that stuff
    in front of other people!
[12:41] Ginga
    In that case...
[12:42] Ginga
    C-Can you, like, kiss her?
[12:47] Ginga
    How am I supposed to buy that
    it's true love otherwise?!
[12:50] Ginga
    If it's for real, you could kiss
    her in front of me, right?!
[12:54] Tsukasa
    What the heck are you talking about, man?!
[12:56] Ginga
    It's a big deal!
[12:59] Ginga
    If you're his wife,
    you're practically a sister to me!
[13:02] Ginga
    That means I'm ready to put
    my life on the line for you!
[13:05] Ginga
    And I ain't gonna do that
    unless this is the real deal!
[13:08] Kaname
    Gin-san's right!
[13:09] Kaname
    How am I supposed to believe your love's for
    real when I never hear any moaning at night?!
[13:14] Kaname
    So you may kiss the bride!
[13:15] Tsukasa
    Are you two stupid or something?!
[13:17] Tsukasa
    Darling, say something!
[13:20] Nasa
    I don't mind.
[13:22] Nasa
    I have absolutely no doubts about
    my love for you, Tsukasa-chan.
[13:26] Nasa
    So I don't mind letting them see us kiss.
[13:28] Tsukasa
    Well, maybe you should?!
[13:31] Nasa
    But if you're too embarrassed...
[13:34] Nasa
    Then I want to respect that.
[13:42] Tsukasa
    F-Fine... then.
[13:52] Ginga
    I-I get it already!
[13:55] Ginga
    I can tell you two really love each other.
[13:59] Ginga
    So that's enough.
[14:01] Nasa
    Huh? Really?
[14:03] Ginga
    Yeah. It's plenty.
[14:06] Ginga
    Besides, I don't really wanna
    see something so... scandalous.
[14:12] Tsukasa
    It was your idea in the first place!
[14:14] Kaname
    Why'd you stop it at the good part?!
     You weenie yakuza!
[14:18] Ginga
    Sis, please! Calm down! I'm begging you!
[14:23] Nasa
    So what actually brought
    you by today, Ginga-kun?
[14:26] Ginga
    I actually need your
    brains for something, Bro.
[14:31] Tsukasa
    This had better not involve bank fraud.
[14:34] Nasa
    Come on.
[14:35] Ginga
    First, I've got something you need to see.
[14:38] Ginga
    Hey!
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[14:40] Student A
    All right, boys! Handle it carefully,
     or you're dead!
[14:43] Students B&C
    Yes, sir!
[14:46] Students B&C
    Pardon us!
[14:48] Ginga
    This is what I need your
    help with, Big Bro Nasa.
[14:55] Tsukasa
    Isn't that...
[14:57] Kaname
    It's one of those things used
    for carrying another thing.
[15:02] Kaname
    It really is a cat! You took in a cat?!
[15:05] Ginga
    Yeah. One of my boys found him collapsed
    this morning. Seems to have lost his mom.
[15:11] Tsukasa
    Wait, why'd you bring him here?!
[15:13] Ginga
    Well, it's kinda our fault, but...
[15:18] Ginga
    At first we figured we could just
    feed it, then drop it back off,
[15:22] Ginga
    but it seems like if you abandon
    a cat after taking it in,
[15:25] Ginga
    you're in violation of animal welfare laws.
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[15:29] Ginga
    It ain't like we can turn to the cops,
[15:33] Ginga
    so we been looking for an owner,
    trying to find out if he's lost.
[15:36] Ginga
    The whole crew's been freaking
    out since we picked him up.
[15:40] Tsukasa
    Well, you're a real
    precious bunch, aren't you?!
[15:42] Ginga
    Which is why I figured
    I should turn to you, Bro.
[15:47] Ginga
    I remembered you took real good
    care of a cat back in the day.
[15:52] Tsukasa
    Is that right?
[15:53] Nasa
    Yeah.
[15:54] Nasa
    But I have to say, Ginga-kun...
[15:57] Nasa
    You took that kitten in, and then came here?
[16:01] Nasa
    The first stop you should've
    made was the vet.
[16:04] Ginga
    Yes, sir!
[16:04] Ginga
    All right, people, bring the car around!
[16:07] Students
    Yes, sir!
[16:11] Vet
    Oh, you took in a kitten?
SIGN    Dadakri Animal Hospital
SIGN    Tokyo Veterinary Center
[16:14] Nasa
    Yes. We'd like to check
    for viruses and parasites,
[16:16] Nasa
    get flea and tick treatment,
    and have him groomed after the checkup.
[16:22] Nasa
    And if they're available,
    the FVRCP immunizations!
[16:26] Vet
    Oh, sure thing. You know your stuff.
[16:28] Vet
    We'll be holding on to him
    for about two hours, then.
[16:31] Vet
    So, what's his name?
[16:34] Nasa
    Uh, I wouldn't really know...
[16:37] Tsukasa
    We haven't even seen him yet.
[16:39] Vet
    I'll let him out for a bit, then.
[16:50] Tsukasa
    That is weirdly menacing.
[16:53] Vet
    Well, he's certainly lively!
[16:56] Nasa
    Uh, he's really gnawing on you there!
[16:58] Vet
    It's quite all right.
    So, what should I call him?
[17:02] Nasa
    Wh-What do you think?
[17:04] Tsukasa
    Let's see...
[17:08] Tsukasa
    His back is brown
     with a white square on it...
[17:11] Tsukasa
    Let's go with Toast.
[17:13] Nasa
    Huh? T-Toast?
[17:15] Tsukasa
    Yeah! It's cute, right?
[17:21] Nasa
    Well, at least his name
    should be cute, I guess.
[17:26] Tsukasa
    So what are we going to do with him?
[17:28] Nasa
    Well, even if we look for
    someone to adopt him,
[17:31] Nasa
    we'll have to look after him
    for the time being, at least.
[17:34] Nasa
    I'd feel uneasy about letting
    Ginga-kun and his friends handle it...
[17:37] Nasa
    And a proper checkup means holding on
    to him for at least two or three months.
[17:42] Tsukasa
    If we can't find anyone to
    adopt Toast, should we do it?
[17:52] Nasa
    To be honest, I'm not feeling
    too confident about that.
[17:56] Tsukasa
    I hear you.
[17:57] Ginga
    Bro! How's the kid doing?!
[18:01] Nasa
    Oh, he seems good.
[18:03] Ginga
    That's a big relief. Hate to
     see a sick kid, y'know?
[18:08] Nasa
    We'll look after him for the time being,
     so we're about to go shopping.
[18:12] Ginga
    For real?! That's a huge relief!
[18:15] Ginga
    In that case, we can grab the stuff for you.
[18:17] Ginga
    My boys can get all the white powder
     and pieces you might need.
SIGN    White Powder
SIGN    Powdered Milk
SIGN    Pieces
SIGN    Toys
[18:22] Nasa
    Let's word things differently, okay?
[18:24] Ginga
    Lemme just have them go and grab it.
[18:27] Nasa
    It's not that simple, Ginga-kun.
[18:30] Nasa
    You need to make sure the kitty
    litter is safe to ingest.
SIGN    Synthetic Base
[18:33] Nasa
    And watch out for stuff
    with a synthetic base.
SIGN    Synthetic Base
[18:36] Nasa
    Even the natural stuff can have
    antimicrobials, deodorizers,
SIGN    Antimicrobials
SIGN    Deodorizers
SIGN    Synthetically-Produced Mixtures
[18:39] Nasa
    and other synthetic stuff
    mixed in, which is a no-go.
SIGN    Antimicrobials
SIGN    Deodorizers
SIGN    Synthetically-Produced Mixtures
[18:42] Nasa
    For food, make sure it's a kind
    that's safe for people to eat.
[18:46] Nasa
    Nothing labeled "oatmeal" that's
    made out of mystery ingredients.
[18:49] Nasa
    And a lot of the cheaper stuff uses
    grains that are hard for cats to digest,
[18:53] Nasa
    so let's avoid those and—
[18:53] Ginga
    Slow down a sec!
[18:55] Nasa
    Anyway, making sure a pet stays healthy
[18:57] Nasa
    requires a fair amount of knowledge, effort,
    and resources. Good luck with the search.
[19:03] Ginga
    Got it!
[19:05] Tsukasa
    You know a lot about cats, darling.
[19:08] Nasa
    Well, people can manage their own health,
[19:11] Nasa
    but pets don't have that option.
[19:14] Nasa
    Their health is their owner's responsibility,
     and it's a serious one.
[19:19] Tsukasa
    Any pet you take care
    of is bound to be happy.
[19:23] Nasa
    Y-You think so?
[19:25] Vet
    Sorry about the wait.
SIGN    Dadakri Animal Hospital
SIGN    Tokyo Veterinary Center
[19:27] Vet
    There didn't seem to be any problems.
[19:31] Nasa
    That's a relief. Was he a handful?
[19:34] Vet
    Nope, he settled down a lot
    after having some food.
[19:37] Tsukasa
    Good for you, Toast.
[19:40] Tsukasa
    Seems like you're healthy!
[19:42] Tsukasa
    Aw, stop that.
[19:44] Nasa
    I realized that when you add cute
    to cute, the result is double cute.
[19:50] Nasa
    Okay, let's head home.
[19:51] Nasa
    You're part of the family now, Toast.
[19:56] Nasa
    Why?!
[20:13] Nasa
    What's wrong?
[20:18] Nasa
    Is he asking to be fed?
[20:22] Nasa
    Ugh, it's still the middle of the night.
[20:24] Nasa
    Is it just me...
[20:27] Nasa
    or have I been marked as the
    one it's okay to wake up?
[20:36] Nasa
    Wow, he's really scarfing it down.
[20:43] Nasa
    Oh, and now that he's got a full stomach,
    he's lost interest in me.
[20:54] Nasa
    Huh? Is it me, or is this a huge
    difference in treatment?
[20:59] Tsukasa
    That must've been rough, waking
    up in the middle of the night.
[21:01] Tsukasa
    But I think that means
    he trusts you, darling.
[21:05] Nasa
    Is that it?
[21:07] Tsukasa
    Of course.
[21:08] Tsukasa
    He's just like me in that sense,
[21:09] Tsukasa
    which is why he'll turn to you
    for attention from time to time.
[21:14] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, you want attention from me?
[21:17] Tsukasa
    Of course.
[21:21] Tsukasa
    You think I'd sleep so defenselessly
    around someone I didn't trust?
[21:29] Tsukasa
    But I have to say...
[21:31] Tsukasa
    Cats are really cute.
[21:33] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[21:36] Nasa
    But you are, too, Tsukasa-chan.
[21:42] Tsukasa
    Then... between me and Toast, who's cuter?
[21:46] Nasa
    Well, uh...
[21:50] Tsukasa
    Well what?
[21:58] Nasa
    How long have you been there, Kaname-chan?!
[22:01] Kaname
    Since around the time you were
    getting into the newlywed routine.
[22:03] Tsukasa
    I-It's not what you think it is!
[22:10] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, look! Toast is eating.
[22:14] Tsukasa
    Hey, you're right. He's so cute.
[22:19] Nasa
    H-He really is...
[22:21] Tsukasa
    That's right.
[22:23] Nasa
    Since she just got out of the bath,
[22:25] Nasa
    she smells really amazing up close.
[22:31] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[22:34] Tsukasa
    Oh, is that why you called me over?
[22:36] Nasa
    N-No, I mean...
[22:38] Nasa
    You said you wanted attention
    from me this afternoon, so...
[22:43] Nasa
    I was wondering how...
[22:45] Nasa
    exactly... you wanted attention, so...
[22:49] Tsukasa
    I will admit it...
[22:51] Tsukasa
    I've been wanting more attention lately.
SIGN    Stare
SIGN    Stare
[23:07] Nasa
    U-Uh, Toast?
[23:09] Tsukasa
    C-Could you turn away for a sec?
[23:14] Nasa
    Wait, no...
[23:15] Tsukasa
    I'll give you a treat later, okay?
[23:18] Nasa
    C-Come on, seriously...
[23:20] Tsukasa
    Just five seconds. We'll be
    done in five seconds, okay?
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Chitose
    Next up is "That Time I Reincarnated
    in a Dreamy Magical Kingdom."
[23:29] Aurora
    I hear you can go these days
    without needing to reincarnate first.
[23:31] Aurora
    And it's right near the city.
[23:33] Charlotte
    You know what that means! Let's go!
[23:35] Chitose
    Just you wait! I'll see right through
    their stupid lovey-dovey magic!

Season 2

E3 - Before the Fireworks Go Out

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SIGN    Muffy Resort
    Perfect Guidebook
SIGN    Muffy Resort
    Perfect Guidebook
[00:06] (Flashback) Ginga
    This is for taking care of the kid,
     and your wedding present.
[00:10] (Flashback) Ginga
    I'd be honored if you'd accept.
[00:16] (Flashback) Nasa
    Oh, wow!
[00:17] (Flashback) Nasa
    Couples' tickets to that theme park in Maihama!
[00:20] (Flashback) Ginga
    Yes, sir. I figured young lovers
    oughta have a good time, y'know?
[00:24] (Flashback) Nasa
    This is great! Thanks, Ginga-kun!
[00:26] (Flashback) Ginga
    You two enjoy yourselves.
[00:31] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, is this your first
    time going to the Dream Kingdom?
[00:34] Tsukasa
    Do you think I'd be this
    excited if it wasn't?
[00:37] Nasa
    Good point.
[00:39] Tsukasa
    They even say there's a superstition
    about a spell being cast on you...
[00:42] Tsukasa
    Sounds about right.
[00:44] Tsukasa
    Now that you mention it,
    have you been there before?
[00:47] Nasa
    Yep. Twice, when I was little.
[00:49] Tsukasa
    I see.
[00:50] Tsukasa
    In that case...
[00:52] Tsukasa
    You must know all the tips and tricks!
[00:55] Tsukasa
    Let's get to bed early so
    we'll be ready for tomorrow.
[00:59] Tsukasa
    We're not gonna win tomorrow
    without a strategy gui—
[01:02] Nasa
    That was fast! She's already out!
[01:05] Nasa
    She's really looking forward to it, huh?
[01:07] Nasa
    I'm actually getting nervous about
    how high her anticipation is.
[01:12] Nasa
    I'm counting on you, Dream Kingdom!
[01:13] Nasa
    You somehow have to surpass my
    wife's overflowing hype levels!
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Episode 3 Before the Fireworks Go Out
[02:53] Nasa
    But the skies were clear
    when we left the house...
[02:56] Nasa
    I-I guess it started raining, Tsukasa-chan.
[02:59] Tsukasa
    Sure did!
[03:00] Tsukasa
    Since we don't have time to buy
    umbrellas, let's rush to the entrance!
[03:05] Tsukasa
    Come on! It's almost opening time!
     We better get going!
[03:10] Cast Member
    Okay, folks, have a good time!
SIGN    Muffy Ride On
[03:15] Tsukasa
    Wow!
[03:17] Tsukasa
    So this is what it's like...
[03:19] Tsukasa
    There's cute stuff every way you turn!
[03:22] Tsukasa
    How do you even know where to start?
[03:24] Nasa
    Let's start with getting passes
    for the most popular attractions,
[03:28] Nasa
    and then see what we'll be able
    to ride in the meantime.
[03:31] Tsukasa
    Those are the priority passes, right?
[03:34] Tsukasa
    We'll definitely need those!
[03:36] Tsukasa
    Let's get to it!
[03:37] Nasa
    But first...
[03:43] Tsukasa
    Of course! Raincoats!
[03:45] Tsukasa
    These are gonna come in handy!
[03:48] Nasa
    I only bought them so we'd keep dry, but...
[03:50] Nasa
    My wife is super cute in a raincoat!
[03:57] Nasa
    I guess rain can be nice sometimes!
[04:01] Chitose
    I keep asking, but...
[04:03] Chitose
    Why did we have to come here in the rain?
[04:06] Charlotte
    Now, now. I'm pretty sure we're gonna
    get a glimpse of something fun.
[04:14] Chitose
    Oh, hell no!
[04:16] Chitose
    What are those two doing having a date at
    an amusement park, being all lovey-dovey?!
[04:20] Aurora
    I mean, they're married.
[04:22] Aurora
    A lovey-dovey date at an amusement
    park seems par for the course.
[04:26] Aurora
    Which is why, today...
[04:28] Aurora
    We're here to see how those two
    flirt here, at an amusement park,
[04:32] Aurora
    for the historical record!
[04:34] Chitose
    How is that historically significant?!
[04:36] Charlotte
    But first...
[04:38] Charlotte
    I got our passes, so let's head to
    Big Thunder Fujiyama right now!
[04:42] Aurora
    Well-played, Charlotte!
[04:44] Chitose
    I thought we were following them?
[04:46] Aurora
    Yeah, but don't you wanna
    hit the rides first?
[04:56] Tsukasa
    I wanna check that out!
[04:58] Nasa
    What?
SIGN    Kerenagure Mansion
[05:00] Nasa
    Oh, Kerenagure Mansion.
[05:02] Nasa
    Okay, let's check it out.
[05:11] Tsukasa
    The atmosphere in here is really something.
[05:13] Nasa
    Sure is.
[05:17] Tsukasa
    Look, darling! Get a load of that thing!
[05:19] Nasa
    It's pretty impressive.
[05:21] Nasa
    I see. This kind of detailed production
[05:25] Nasa
    must be pretty striking
    when it's your first time.
[05:28] Tsukasa
    Looks like we get in these!
[05:31] Nasa
    Still, this attraction's
    been around for a long time.
[05:35] Nasa
    I'm not sure if it'll really
    impress Tsukasa-chan.
[05:39] Nasa
    I'm counting on you, Dream Kingdom!
    Show off your potential!
[05:49] Nasa
    Look at that!
[05:51] Nasa
    Seems like a good reaction!
[05:54] Nasa
    How'd you like your first
    visit to that attraction?
[05:58] Nasa
    Looks like you enjoyed it. I'm glad.
[06:01] Tsukasa
    This place really is amazing!
[06:03] Tsukasa
    We've got to make sure
    to clear the entire park!
[06:05] Nasa
    Okay, then, next is...
[06:08] Nasa
    This one! Space Sagittarius Tours!
[06:10] Tsukasa
    Oh, the one based on the
    popular movie series?
[06:17] Tsukasa
    Wow, they did a good job of
    reproducing the look of the films.
[06:22] Nasa
    You can tell?
[06:23] Tsukasa
    There's the android from Episode III.
[06:26] Tsukasa
    That's the space ship from Episode V.
[06:30] Nasa
    You really know a lot about this stuff, huh?
[06:34] Tsukasa
    It's common knowledge, dear.
[06:44] Nasa
    This really is cool!
[06:46] Nasa
    Keep it up, Dream Kingdom!
[06:48] Nasa
    I bet Tsukasa-chan is loving this!
[06:54] Nasa
    That was really amazing, huh, Tsukasa-chan?
[06:57] Nasa
    Huh? What's wrong?
[06:59] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[07:01] Tsukasa
    I wanna go on that one again.
[07:04] Tsukasa
    But if we do, it'll eat into our
    time for riding other stuff...
[07:10] Naoko
    The crowd's light today because of the rain.
[07:12] Naoko
    You'll get a chance again later.
[07:16] Nasa
    Yanagi-sensei! What brings you here?
[07:19] Naoko
    Oh, come on. Everyone goes to theme parks.
[07:22] Naoko
    I took a cue from you two and
    decided I could use a break.
[07:27] Nasa
    I see! So, are you here with your boyfriend?
[07:31] Naoko
    Well... no...
[07:33] Naoko
    I'm actually with here with
    another teacher from work.
[07:37] Naoko
    I've never gone to one of
    these places with a boyfriend.
[07:40] Naoko
    In fact, I've never had a boyfriend.
[07:43] Nasa
    I'm really sorry.
[07:45] Naoko
    Oh, but the coworker who
    came with me is a man!
[07:49] Naoko
    So maybe, from a distance,
    we look like we're together?
[07:52] Nasa
    I-I bet you do! You're bound
    to look like a couple!
[07:55] Tsukasa
    Where is the other teacher
    you came with, though?
[07:58] Naoko
    I think he's getting a pass for one
    of the more popular attractions.
[08:04] Naoko
    This is actually my first time here,
    and I don't really get how it works.
[08:09] Naoko
    He said he won the tickets
    to the park, too, I think.
[08:16] Tsukasa
    Would you really invite a coworker
[08:18] Tsukasa
    you're not interested in with tickets
    you just happened to win?
[08:21] Tsukasa
    No! The answer is no, I say!
[08:23] Tsukasa
    The idea that he was able to stumble
    into tickets so conveniently
[08:26] Tsukasa
    is already out of the question!
[08:28] Naoko
    But considering how nice this place is,
[08:31] Naoko
    I bet it'd be wonderful
    to come here on a date.
[08:35] Tsukasa
    Is that a possibility with
    this coworker of yours?
[08:40] Naoko
    Oh, no way! I'm so boring,
[08:44] Naoko
    there's no way he'd be interested!
[08:47] Naoko
    His name is Taniguchi-sensei,
[08:50] Naoko
    and he's pretty sweet,
    always inviting me to movies and such,
[08:53] Naoko
    because he knows I don't get out much.
[08:56] Tsukasa
    A rom-com! This situation is
    directly out of a rom-com!
[09:00] Tsukasa
    Taniguchi-sensei is the protagonist,
    and Yanagi-sensei the love interest!
[09:04] Tsukasa
    It's a romantic comedy about
    the efforts of Taniguchi-sensei
[09:08] Tsukasa
    to romance the super-oblivious Yanagi-sensei!
[09:11] Tsukasa
    Which means we need to get out of here fast!
[09:14] Tsukasa
    If Taniguchi-sensei comes back,
    the date he arranged at a theme park
[09:18] Tsukasa
    could end up falling apart due to
    the appearance of acquaintances!
[09:22] Tsukasa
    It's clear to me what needs to be done.
[09:26] Tsukasa
    Evacuate! We clear out at full speed,
    with no regard for manners or shame!
[09:30] Tsukasa
    Oh, darling! Isn't it time for
    that ride we got a pass for?
[09:34] Nasa
    Huh? No, not ye—
[09:36] Tsukasa
    But we better line up right away,
    before the seats are all full!
[09:39] Tsukasa
    Gotta hurry!
[09:41] Tsukasa
    Well, Sensei, we'll see you around!
[09:44] Naoko
    Okay! Let's all have a good time!
[09:48] Tsukasa
    That was a really close one, darling.
[09:51] Tsukasa
    We almost ended up torpedoing
    Taniguchi-sensei's plan.
[09:56] Nasa
    Wait, what do you mean?
[09:58] Tsukasa
    I mean that he probably
    didn't win those tickets!
[10:03] Nasa
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What makes you say that?
[10:05] Tsukasa
    He had to act like he did in
    order to invite Yanagi-sensei.
[10:09] Tsukasa
    As smart as you are, darling, you're really
     clueless about this sort of thing.
[10:15] Tsukasa
    There's only one reason a guy would
    ask a girl to an amusement park.
[10:20] Tsukasa
    I'm saying Taniguchi-sensei
    likes Yanagi-sensei.
[10:26] Nasa
    Really?!
[10:27] Tsukasa
    That's right! And having acquaintances around
     would put a damper on a romantic mood, right?
[10:31] Nasa
    Oh, yeah...
[10:33] Nasa
    But from the way Yanagi-sensei
    was talking about it,
[10:36] Nasa
    I don't think she has any clue at all.
[10:39] Tsukasa
    I don't think she does.
    Which is why I'm betting...
[10:43] Tsukasa
    Taniguchi-sensei is playing for keeps.
[10:46] Tsukasa
    It's a do-or-die challenge,
    like entering the World Cup.
[10:50] Tsukasa
    But putting that aside,
[10:52] Tsukasa
    we should head to our next attraction.
[10:55] Nasa
    Sure.
[10:59] Nasa
    This one is next!
[11:00] Tsukasa
    How do I even describe this?
[11:02] Tsukasa
    They really went for it with this one!
[11:03] Nasa
    Yeah. They're definitely not being shy.
[11:07] Nasa
    Hey, Tsukasa-chan, there's Yanagi-sensei.
[11:11] Nasa
    Looking at them like this, I bet
    anyone could tell he's interested.
[11:14] Tsukasa
    It's basically written all over his face.
[11:17] Tsukasa
    He made the right move inviting her,
[11:19] Tsukasa
    but unless he earns enough
    points with this outing,
[11:22] Tsukasa
    she's just gonna think he's a "nice guy."
[11:26] Nasa
    Now, what's his play?
[11:27] Tsukasa
    How will Taniguchi make his approach?
[11:33] Nasa
    And he reaches out!
[11:34] Tsukasa
    Can Taniguchi pull this off?!
[11:41] Nasa
    No goal!
[11:42] Tsukasa
    He's really feeling that
    indecision right now!
[11:47] Nasa
    Th-This is a pretty tense conflict.
[11:51] Tsukasa
    It's really frustrating, actually!
[11:53] Tsukasa
    There's no way he'll be able to earn points
    from Yanagi-sensei if he's being so timid!
[11:59] Nasa
    You're right about that.
[12:00] Nasa
    He might have a fatal mental weakness.
[12:04] Nasa
    And Yanagi-sensei does seem kind
    of dense about this sort of thing.
[12:08] Tsukasa
    I guess she's the same type as you, darling.
[12:11] Nasa
    Aw, come on! I think I'm pretty perceptive.
[12:17] Tsukasa
    Still, with how dense she is, it might
    end up having the reverse effect.
[12:22] Tsukasa
    This attraction is a dark,
    slightly scarier one...
[12:26] Naoko
    Th-This is pretty exciting, huh?
[12:29] Taniguchi
    Y-Yeah, I think so.
[12:31] Naoko
    Um, Taniguchi-sensei...
[12:33] Naoko
    I, um... scare pretty easily, so...
[12:39] Naoko
    Is it okay if we hold hands
    until the ride's over?
[12:45] Nasa
    Goal!
[12:46] Tsukasa
    Taniguchi ends up giving up a goal instead!
[12:54] Nasa
    That really was one heck of a goal.
[12:57] Tsukasa
    She landed it clean, too.
[13:00] Tsukasa
    You think he has any chance
    of turning this around?
[13:02] Nasa
    I'm not really sure.
[13:05] Nasa
    But there's still eating out, seeing the
    lights, the parade, and the fireworks show.
[13:10] Nasa
    So he'll have more chances to rack up points!
[13:13] Tsukasa
    Wait, there's all that stuff, too?
     That sounds awesome!
[13:28] Tsukasa
    Taniguchi-sensei really
    isn't getting anywhere.
[13:32] Nasa
    If he likes her, he should just tell her.
[13:35] Tsukasa
    I'm sure even teachers don't have
    the answers when it comes to love.
[13:42] Taniguchi
    Should I tell her now? Or is it too early?
[13:46] Taniguchi
    Do I need a more romantic atmosphere first?!
[13:49] Taniguchi
    Somebody, please, tell me!
[13:52] Naoko
    Why did you invite me today, anyway?
[13:56] Taniguchi
    Uh, well, er, I...
[13:59] Taniguchi
    This is bad! I didn't think she'd
    give me an opening like this!
[14:03] Taniguchi
    Wait, but maybe it's my chance!
[14:06] Taniguchi
    I can use a good old-fashioned,
    "Well, obviously because I like you, Sensei!"
[14:11] Taniguchi
    Okay!
[14:12] Taniguchi
    W-Well, it's because...
[14:14] Girl
    Hey, why did you invite me today?
[14:16] Guy
    W-Well... the reason is...
[14:19] Guy
    Because I like you, obviously!
[14:22] Taniguchi
    What are you doing, kid?! In front
    of all these people?! Seriously?!
[14:25] Girl
    Oh, I'm so glad! Then you want to go out?
[14:27] Guy
    Yeah, of course!
[14:28] Taniguchi
    You stupid, crazy idiot!
[14:30] Taniguchi
    Don't you realize there are tons of
    people in your situation in this park?!
[14:35] Taniguchi
    And Yanagi-sensei is paying close attention!
[14:37] Girl
    Wait, so that stuff about winning
    the tickets wasn't true, was it?
[14:41] Taniguchi
    Please! Please stop, I'm begging you!
[14:44] Taniguchi
    You're ruining my plan!
[14:46] Guy
    Well, yeah, of course!
[14:48] Guy
    I said that because I wanted
    to invite you on a date.
[14:51] Taniguchi
    And I am done.
[14:54] Yanagi
    Did you hear all that, Taniguchi-sensei?
[14:56] Taniguchi
    Y-Yeah.
[14:58] Taniguchi
    I guess not many people actually
    win tickets like you did, huh?
[15:05] Taniguchi
    Thank... goodness?
[15:06] Taniguchi
    I guess she didn't catch on!
[15:09] Taniguchi
    Wait, if she didn't figure
    it out after all that...
[15:12] Taniguchi
    It means she has absolutely no
    romantic interest in me, right?
[15:15] Taniguchi
    That seems like despairingly bad odds.
[15:18] Taniguchi
    How do I even broach the
    subject of romance now?
[15:23] Naoko
    Oh, look, Taniguchi-sensei.
[15:25] Naoko
    What's that crowd in
    front of the clock tower?
[15:31] Taniguchi
    Oh, I think it's a wedding.
[15:34] Naoko
    A w-wedding?
[15:36] Naoko
    People get married at theme parks?
[15:39] Taniguchi
    They do. It costs a whole
    lot of money, though.
[15:43] Naoko
    But it's pouring today...
    And her dress is soaked.
[15:48] Taniguchi
    Yeah, but it's not like they can call it off.
[15:53] Taniguchi
    I bet they were hoping for better weather.
[15:55] Taniguchi
    They're starting their new life together.
[15:58] Taniguchi
    Still, he's doing better than I am right now.
[16:02] Taniguchi
    They look happy.
[16:05] Taniguchi
    I mean, look at them.
[16:07] Taniguchi
    They just got married, and they've
    already been put through a test like this,
[16:12] Taniguchi
    but see how they're smiling?
[16:15] Taniguchi
    A couple that can get through
    something like this while smiling
[16:18] Taniguchi
    is probably going to be okay,
    no matter what happens.
[16:22] Taniguchi
    Meanwhile, here I am,
    not even at the starting line.
[16:25] Taniguchi
    No! I can't give up yet!
[16:28] Taniguchi
    I need to try to reach Yanagi-sensei!
[16:30] Taniguchi
    S-Since it's almost time for lunch,
[16:34] Taniguchi
    why don't we head into
    one of the restaurants?
[16:38] Naoko
    Sure, I'd love to!
[16:43] Tsukasa
    What are we getting on next?
[16:45] Nasa
    Why don't we grab lunch first?
[16:48] Tsukasa
    Good point. Hunger can be a
    detriment to fun, after all.
[16:52] Nasa
    Yep.
[16:58] Aurora
    The sweets hunt and jungle
    picnic were both great!
[17:03] Charlotte
    Aren't theme parks just
    the best, Chitose-chan?
[17:06] Chitose
    Yeah!
[17:08] Chitose
    Oh, I forgot!
[17:10] Aurora
    It looks like they were flirting just fine,
    even if we weren't around to see it all.
[17:17] Chitose
    After them!
[17:18] Charlotte
    Hang on, Chitose-chan!
[17:21] Tsukasa
    Oh, wow, a buffet!
[17:25] Nasa
    Grab anything you'd like.
[17:28] Tsukasa
    Since we're here, how about a game, darling?
[17:32] Nasa
    A game?
[17:32] Tsukasa
    Yeah. Instead of picking out your own food,
[17:35] Tsukasa
    we pick out the food we think the
    other will like, and then exchange.
[17:40] Nasa
    I get it! That does sound like fun.
[17:42] Tsukasa
    I know exactly what foods you like, after all.
[17:46] Nasa
    I'm not gonna lose, though!
[17:48] Aurora
    Even at the buffet...
[17:50] Charlotte
    There's a whole spectrum
    of flirting out there, huh?
[17:53] Aurora
    That does seem like fun, though.
    Let's go in and try it ourselves!
[17:57] Charlotte
    I'm in!
[17:59] Chitose
    They're bound to notice us if we do!
[18:01] Chitose
    And then they'll get super mad!
[18:05] Aurora
    Not a problem! Now we've
    got the perfect disguises.
[18:08] Charlotte
    Not at all suspicious, right?
[18:10] Chitose
    I don't think I've seen anything
    more suspicious, you dummy!
[18:12] Aurora
    Aw, don't sweat it.
[18:13] Charlotte
    Put this on, Chitose-chan!
[18:16] Chitose
    Hey!
[18:16] Chitose
    How am I supposed to eat in this thing?!
[18:21] Aurora
    What kind of fool gets curry at a buffet?
[18:25] Charlotte
    Fried shrimp, huh?
[18:28] Aurora
    Okay, that is way too much sausage!
[18:31] Charlotte
    Oh, no, he put the cakes
    next to the curry...
[18:37] Aurora
    Oh, man, she's gonna be so mad.
[18:40] Charlotte
    Definitely.
[18:42] Chitose
    Serves him right! Not that I can see.
[18:46] Tsukasa
    How'd it go, darling?
[18:49] Tsukasa
    What's wrong, darling?
[18:51] Nasa
    Um, well, I, er...
[18:54] Nasa
    I think I'm gonna take another look!
[18:57] Tsukasa
    It's okay. I won't get mad,
    no matter what you picked.
[19:01] Nasa
    Y-Yeah, but...
[19:03] Tsukasa
    Even if the cakes are
    brushing against the curry,
[19:06] Tsukasa
    and the plating is total chaos,
     I'll still enjoy it.
[19:09] Nasa
    How did you know?!
[19:11] Tsukasa
    Like I said, I know exactly
    what you're like, darling.
[19:15] Aurora
    I see! Yet another way of flirting, then!
[19:19] Charlotte
    This is so educational!
[19:20] Chitose
    It is not!
[19:29] Muffy
    Hi! I'm Muffy!
[19:32] Little Girl
    Yay! I love Muffy!
[19:32] Tsukasa
    You can hug him and get a picture of it?!
[19:34] Nasa
    Yeah, you sure can!
[19:38] Aurora
    I bet he wants to hug her instead.
[19:41] Charlotte
    I bet he wants to do a lot more than that.
[19:44] Chitose
    Quit being pervs at the theme park!
[19:48] Tsukasa
    Muffy!
[19:49] Muffy
    Thanks for coming today! Ha-ha!
[19:52] Tsukasa
    Wow! You're even fluffier than I imagined!
[19:55] Muffy
    I'm the fluffiest fella in the world! Ha-ha!
[19:59] Tsukasa
    So cute!
[20:02] Nasa
    Let's take a picture to remember this! Ha-ha!
[20:05] Nasa
    Seeing Tsukasa-chan so excited...
[20:07] Nasa
    It's a side of her I don't
    usually see. That's so cute.
[20:11] Nasa
    I'm glad we came here.
[20:13] Aurora
    I guess Tsukasa-san likes
    stuff like that, too.
[20:17] Charlotte
    It is cute, after all.
[20:19] Charlotte
    Do you wanna take a picture
    too, Chitose-chan?
[20:24] Chitose
    Y-Yeah.
[20:27] Chitose
    So fluffy!
[20:29] Chitose
    So cute!
[20:31] Aurora
    Must be rough being a tsundere.
[20:33] Charlotte
    Right?
[20:35] Tsukasa
    The sky has completely cleared up.
[20:37] Nasa
    The parade and fireworks come next.
[20:40] Tsukasa
    Really? That sounds great!
[20:43] Nasa
    There's Yanagi-sensei and Taniguchi-sensei!
[20:46] Tsukasa
    The vibe seems different now.
[20:48] Tsukasa
    Who knows...
[20:50] Tsukasa
    Maybe the magic is working on them!
[20:53] Nasa
    Do you think Taniguchi-sensei
    told her how he feels?
SIGN    ° Not yet.
SIGN    He's being a huge wimp.
[20:59] Taniguchi
    Things should be going in
    a positive direction.
[21:01] Taniguchi
    And after today's events,
    I'm sure about something!
[21:04] Taniguchi
    I really like her!
[21:06] Taniguchi
    I don't want to let anyone
    else have Yanagi-sensei!
[21:08] Taniguchi
    Which is why I need to tell her how
    I feel, so we can start dating!
[21:15] Naoko
    Thanks for inviting me out
    today, Taniguchi-sensei.
[21:19] Taniguchi
    Oh, r-right.
[21:20] Naoko
    I had a lot of fun with you!
[21:25] Taniguchi
    I love her!
[21:34] Naoko
    It's so beautiful.
[21:39] Taniguchi
    Yanagi-sensei...
[21:41] Taniguchi
    I had a great time today with you, too.
[21:46] Naoko
    Really?
[21:48] Naoko
    You wanna get married, then?
[21:51] Taniguchi
    What... did you just say?
[21:54] Naoko
    Well, I mean...
[21:59] Naoko
    Er, sorry! I know that was sudden!
[22:01] Naoko
    It's just, y'know...
[22:03] Naoko
    Um, well...
[22:05] Naoko
    I felt really comfortable today.
[22:08] Naoko
    Like being with you all the time
    makes sense, or makes me feel at ease...
[22:13] Naoko
    So I was thinking, with someone like that...
[22:16] Naoko
    Life would be really nice.
[22:29] Taniguchi
    I feel the same way.
[22:35] Taniguchi
    I like you, Yanagi-sensei.
[22:43] Tsukasa
    Now that's magical.
[22:51] Aurora
    Things are looking good, huh?
[22:53] Charlotte
    Really! They get along so well.
[22:57] Chitose
    We're going home.
[22:58] Charlotte
    You don't want to say hi?
[23:01] Chitose
    We had our fun already.
[23:03] Chitose
    I don't see the need for anything else.
[23:07] Aurora
    I guess even a professional wet blanket
    knows when to respect the mood.
[23:10] Chitose
    What did you just call me?!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Kaname
    I think Japanese people need to
    be more casual about kissing!
[23:28] Nasa
    Well, it's a pretty subjective issue...
[23:30] Kaname
    Good morning kisses! Goodbye kisses!
[23:32] Kaname
    Kisses for a job well done! And...
[23:34] Kaname
    "Sorry, I really want to finish this quest
    today, so go to bed before me" kisses!
[23:38] Nasa
    Now that's a practical one!

Season 2

E4 - Spots to Kiss

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[00:00] Nasa
    My name is Yuzaki Nasa.
[00:03] Nasa
    My wife's name is Tsukasa.
[00:05] Nasa
    On a night when the moon was shining bright,
[00:07] Nasa
    a certain girl saved my life.
[00:10] Nasa
    And that really cute girl would one day be
    the wife with whom I would share a future!
[00:16] Nasa
    I fell in love at first sight, and proposed
    to her the same day we met.
[00:20] Nasa
    And trusting how earnest I seemed
    to be, she one day returned to me.
[00:26] Nasa
    This is the story of a couple
    who had a strange first meeting,
[00:29] Nasa
    and ended up together with an
    irreplaceable bond between them.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Episode 4 Spots to Kiss
[02:06] Tsukasa
    My husband is a man you can rely on.
[02:09] Tsukasa
    He's not physically imposing,
    nor all that strong.
[02:13] Tsukasa
    And yet...
[02:15] Kaname
    Senpai!
[02:18] Nasa
    What's wrong?
[02:19] Kaname
    I was hoping you could help me.
[02:21] Kaname
    You think you can fix this thing?
[02:25] Nasa
    A vacuum, huh?
[02:27] Kaname
    It suddenly won't turn on anymore.
[02:31] Nasa
    As long as it's not critically damaged,
     I should be able to.
[02:37] Kaname
    What exactly would count as
    "critical damage," anyway?
[02:40] Nasa
    Well, if the LSI or any integrated
    circuits are broken,
[02:43] Nasa
    the odds of fixing it are pretty bad.
[02:47] Nasa
    But that stuff usually doesn't break.
[02:50] Kaname
    I see...
[02:52] Nasa
    I'd say 80-90% of the time, it's a
    problem with the electrical systems.
[02:55] Nasa
    Usually either some soldering came
    loose or a cord's been broken...
[02:59] Nasa
    Maybe even some parts rusting. Most of
    the time, it's something like that.
[03:04] Tsukasa
    Here you go.
[03:05] Kaname
    Oh, thank you.
[03:09] Nasa
    This means the solder point here is loose...
[03:13] Nasa
    So we fill it in a little.
[03:20] Nasa
    There you go. It's working.
[03:24] Kaname
    You're such a big help, Senpai!
[03:28] Nasa
    I'm just glad I could get it working.
[03:30] Aya
    I have a request for the
    ever-helpful Nasa-kun!
[03:34] Nasa
    Aya-san?
[03:35] Kaname
    What do you want?
[03:37] Aya
    I'll have you know I'm in a bit of a pinch!
    More than a bit! A huge pinch, in fact!
[03:42] Aya
    I've got finals coming up
    at the end of the month!
[03:47] Aya
    What was that sigh for?! How do you
    already know where this is going?!
[03:51] Aya
    However, as you have guessed,
    I haven't studied at all!
[03:54] Aya
    My attendance is pretty bad, too, so Aya's
    in a real "fail the year" kinda pinch!
[03:58] Aya
    I can't afford a failing grade! I'll fail the year!
[04:02] Aya
    This may be Aya's biggest
    and most painful pinch yet!
[04:05] Kaname
    You get what you deserve.
[04:06] Aya
    From what I was able to figure out,
[04:08] Aya
    the trend for getting grades up
[04:09] Aya
    is asking a smart friend instead of
    going to cram school or getting a tutor!
[04:13] Aya
    That's how it works in
    both Magazine and Jump!
[04:16] Aya
    So teach me, Nasa-kun!
[04:18] Nasa
    Uh, I only graduated middle school.
[04:21] Nasa
    Teaching a high school student
    when I never went to high school is—
[04:24] Aya
    But you're smart!
[04:26] Aya
    So I'm sure you can teach real good!
[04:30] Nasa
    Can I, though?
[04:32] Tsukasa
    Why not take a look at her
    books to get a better idea?
[04:36] Nasa
    Can you show them to me?
[04:38] Aya
    Yay!
[04:40] Sign
    Math III
[04:41] Nasa
    I dunno, though...
    I mean, high school material...
[04:47] Aya
    Nasa-kun...
[04:48] Aya
    You just thought, "Wait, how can she not
    understand such simple material?" Didn't you?
[04:54] Nasa
    I... wouldn't go that far.
[04:57] Aya
    But you did think it was easy, didn't you?
[04:59] Nasa
    If this is as hard as it gets... yeah.
[05:02] Aya
    Th-Then can you teach me?
[05:04] Nasa
    Well... I don't really know
    where you're at right now,
[05:08] Nasa
    so could you show me some of your quizzes?
[05:10] Aya
    Okay!
[05:14] Nasa
    Th-This is really... something.
[05:16] Aya
    Tee-hee!
[05:17] Kaname
    Don't you "tee-hee" us.
[05:19] Aya
    But studying is so...
[05:21] Kaname
    Yeah, yeah...
[05:22] Nasa
    Okay.
[05:23] Nasa
    I'm going to put together a series
    of once-daily worksheets for you.
[05:27] Nasa
    Can you promise to work on them
    until you've got them memorized?
[05:30] Aya
    Will that be enough?
[05:32] Nasa
    Yep. That's all you have to do.
[05:34] Nasa
    We'll start tomorrow, so could
    you bring all your books in?
[05:38] Aya
    Okay!
[05:40] Tsukasa
    Are you sure about this?
[05:41] Nasa
    It should be fine. Especially if the
    goal is just to not fail on her finals.
[05:45] Nasa
    I've got a knack for predicting
    the questions on exams.
[05:50] Nasa
    If you look at the statistics for past tests
    and imagine the mindset of the test writers,
[05:54] Nasa
    you can pretty easily stay
    one step ahead of them.
[05:57] Nasa
    It's utilizing this ability to its full extent
[06:00] Nasa
    that got me ranked #1 in the nation!
[06:03] Tsukasa
    I was asking about the work that
    he'd have to sink into this, actually.
[06:10] Tsukasa
    But my darling doesn't even
    consider that kind of thing.
[06:14] Tsukasa
    When people say someone is reliable,
[06:16] Tsukasa
    they probably mean people who
    don't expect anything in return.
[06:20] Nasa
    So that means...
[06:21] Nasa
    The answer should be three.
[06:24] Aya
    This is so hard...
[06:26] Nasa
    I'll explain again from the beginning, then.
[06:29] Nasa
    Honestly, Nasa-kun, how can you even
    memorize these long chains of weird codes?
[06:36] Nasa
    They're not weird chains.
[06:39] Nasa
    Each one of these formulas represents
[06:41] Nasa
    the history of mathematicians,
    who were all seeking answers.
[06:47] Nasa
    For example, calculus is the
    result of work Newton did
[06:51] Nasa
    prior to his discovery of gravity
     by applying Kepler's laws.
[06:55] Nasa
    Then there's the relationship
    between energy and mass,
[06:57] Nasa
    which Einstein expressed as E = mc²,
[07:00] Nasa
    something he came up with after
    studying light for over a decade.
[07:04] Nasa
    These formulas are the results of
    decades, centuries, even millennia
[07:09] Nasa
    of humanity's knowledge.
    They're fragments of wisdom.
[07:13] Nasa
    The fact that we only have to memorize them
    is thanks to the work of our predecessors.
[07:17] Nasa
    Wouldn't you feel bad if you got it wrong?
[07:21] Aya
    I-I think I'll keep at it a bit longer.
[07:24] Nasa
    That's the spirit! So, like I said,
     from the top again...
[07:28] Tsukasa
    My husband is a lovely man.
[07:32] Tsukasa
    He's capable of doing so much on his own,
[07:34] Tsukasa
    but he never thinks those things are
    the sole result of just his efforts.
[07:38] Tsukasa
    He has gratitude and respect
    for those who came before him.
[07:41] Tsukasa
    That's really cool of him.
[07:47] Nasa
    My wife is really kind.
[07:50] Nasa
    She pays a lot of attention to other
    people, and is considerate of them.
[07:55] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[07:57] Nasa
    What's up?
[07:58] Tsukasa
    Is this another worksheet for Aya-san?
[08:00] Nasa
    Nope. I made all of those already.
[08:03] Nasa
    The rest will depend on how hard she tries.
[08:06] Nasa
    What I'm doing now is a putting together
    an HR system for a senpai of mine.
[08:11] Nasa
    They're going independent and
     getting into the VTuber business!
[08:15] Nasa
    You're interested in that stuff, aren't you?
[08:17] Tsukasa
    I'd say so, but...
[08:19] Tsukasa
    Darling, you've been sitting
    like that this whole time.
[08:23] Nasa
    That is true, yeah.
[08:24] Tsukasa
    And yet you're still banging on that keyboard
[08:27] Tsukasa
    without ever taking a break.
[08:29] Tsukasa
    Doesn't it wear you out?
[08:31] Nasa
    I guess my shoulders and back do kinda hurt.
[08:37] Tsukasa
    Darling. I need you to stop working for a sec.
[08:41] Nasa
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[08:43] Tsukasa
    Yeah, you are definitely stiff as a rock.
[08:47] Nasa
    What?! What was that?!
[08:49] Tsukasa
    You're going to end up
    hurting yourself someday.
[08:52] Tsukasa
    And that being the case, darling, take off
     your hoodie and lie down right here.
[08:58] Tsukasa
    I'm gonna give you a massage.
[09:00] Nasa
    Aw, that's fine! I'd feel
    guilty for troubling you!
[09:03] Tsukasa
    Less quibbling and more laying down!
[09:06] Tsukasa
    Don't worry about it so much.
    We're married, remember?
[09:15] Nasa
    I don't think I've ever gotten
    a massage like this before.
[09:20] Tsukasa
    Really? Well, good for you.
    That means I'm your first.
[09:25] Tsukasa
    Okay, I'm starting.
[09:27] Nasa
    I can't see Tsukasa-chan behind me, but...
[09:31] Nasa
    Her slender fingers are
    rubbing my body so forcefully.
[09:35] Nasa
    This is a lot more exciting than I expected!
[09:38] Tsukasa
    How's that?
[09:39] Nasa
    It feels really good.
[09:43] Tsukasa
    This is kind of an awkward position.
[09:48] Nasa
    O-Oh, my!
[09:49] Tsukasa
    Don't move now, darling.
[09:54] Tsukasa
    You are very stiff, sir.
[09:56] Tsukasa
    You should really be a little
    more health-conscious!
[10:00] Nasa
    I-I'll try.
[10:05] Nasa
    Gotta admit, I had no idea
    massages could feel this good.
[10:09] Nasa
    Something about having Tsukasa-chan
    touch me all over like this...
[10:14] Nasa
    I wanna give her a massage!
[10:17] Nasa
    Wait, no, I don't mean anything dirty by that!
[10:20] Nasa
    It's just, I'd feel bad if
    I didn't return the favor...
[10:24] Tsukasa
    Okay, let's finish off with a hand massage.
[10:28] Tsukasa
    Turn around for me.
[10:38] Nasa
    This is kind of embarrassing.
[10:42] Tsukasa
    Is it?
[10:46] Tsukasa
    There, and now...
[10:49] Tsukasa
    All done.
[10:52] Tsukasa
    How's that? Feeling a little better?
[10:55] Nasa
    Y-Yeah. And I was wondering...
[10:58] Nasa
    I want to give you a massage, too.
[11:02] Nasa
    I want you to feel good, too!
[11:06] Tsukasa
    I appreciate the thought, but...
[11:08] Tsukasa
    I tend to heal fast and never get sick,
[11:12] Tsukasa
    so I don't get too stiff.
[11:15] Tsukasa
    H-Hang on, don't be so
    obviously disappointed!
[11:18] Tsukasa
    Okay, then...
[11:21] Tsukasa
    Maybe a shoulder rub would be good?
[11:25] Nasa
    Thank you!
[11:26] Nasa
    I'm gonna try real hard to
    make you feel good, okay?!
[11:30] Tsukasa
    Okay. But mind your phrasing, please.
[11:36] Nasa
    When my wife pulls her hair back
    and shows the nape of her neck...
[11:40] Nasa
    It's like... peak housewife stuff.
[11:43] Nasa
    Okay... here I go.
[11:45] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah...
[11:47] Nasa
    I'm really gonna do it, okay?
[11:48] Tsukasa
    Yeah, I get it! Just come on!
[11:56] Nasa
    I've never touched her
    shoulders like this before.
[11:59] Nasa
    They're so soft, but warm...
[12:02] TSukasa
    Darling!
[12:04] Nasa
    What's wrong?
[12:06] Tsukasa
    I get nervous when people touch me.
[12:10] Tsukasa
    So, well...
[12:13] Tsukasa
    Be gentle, okay?
[12:17] Nasa
    I-I'll try!
[12:22] Nasa
    H-How's that?
[12:27] Tsukasa
    I didn't think I needed it,
[12:31] Tsukasa
    but this does feel really good.
[12:34] Tsukasa
    Thank you, darling.
[12:36] Nasa
    Sure!
[12:37] Tsukasa
    My wife is so cute!
[12:41] Tsukasa
    And...
[12:48] Tsukasa
    She's just really cute!
[12:53] Kaname
    How many times do you and
    Tsukassan kiss every day, Senpai?
[12:59] Kaname
    I'm asking for nitty-gritty details about
    your marriage's physical intimacy, is all.
[13:04] Nasa
    Could you not, please?
[13:06] Kaname
    See, the thing is,
[13:08] Kaname
    I was going down a YouTube rabbit hole,
    looking for the sexiest material I could find...
[13:12] Nasa
    What on earth made you do
    that in the first place?
[13:15] Kaname
    And there was this ex-athlete
    lady whose channel came up.
[13:19] Kaname
    And as for the content there...
[13:22] Kaname
    A video from a reality show talked about how
    many times she and her husband kissed in a day!
[13:28] Kaname
    And wow, it was really something!
[13:29] Kaname
    They kiss like nuts, I'm telling you!
     All over the place!
[13:32] Kaname
    It's real smooch-smooch-smoochie
    smooch-smooch-smooching!
[13:34] Nasa
    I get it. Please stop now.
[13:36] Kaname
    So after I finished it, I got curious...
[13:39] Kaname
    How is it for you?
[13:42] Kaname
    How many times do the
    Yuzakis do it in a day?!
[13:45] Nasa
    Could you not wonder that kind of thing?!
[13:48] Kaname
    So, for real though, how many times?!
[13:51] Kaname
    How many times do you and Tsukassan
    get that tongue action going on
[13:54] Kaname
    as you slurp on each other's lips?!
[13:57] Nasa
    Could you not describe things
    as disturbingly as possible?!
[14:00] Kaname
    You say that, but I think it's a good thing.
[14:03] Nasa
    What is?
[14:04] Kaname
    A married couple should get along well.
[14:06] Kaname
    And if you get along, isn't it
    natural to be more intimate?
[14:11] Kaname
    Which is why Kaname-chan
    here has a hot tip for you!
[14:16] Kaname
    Did you know you could kiss
    more places than the lips?
[14:21] Nasa
    What exactly do you mean?
[14:22] Kaname
    This is something I found while trying to
    find the sexiest images I could on Twitter...
[14:28] Nasa
    Seriously, what goes through
    your head when you do this?
[14:32] Kaname
    Apparently the meaning behind a kiss
    varies depending on where it lands!
[14:39] Kaname
    A kiss on the ear, for instance!
[14:41] Kaname
    It's supposed to be seductive.
[14:44] Kaname
    A kiss to the throat represents need.
[14:46] Kaname
    A kiss on the palm is supplication.
[14:48] Kaname
    And a kiss on the shin is a sign of obedience!
[14:53] Kaname
    Is that hot or what?!
[14:55] Nasa
    Y-Yeah, I guess...
[14:58] Kaname
    Which is why I have poured
    my heart and soul
[15:01] Kaname
    into collating the kiss data
    I've collected for you.
[15:03] Kaname
    It's yours now,
[15:06] Kaname
    so I hope you can enjoy more profound
    physical intimacy with your wife!
[15:10] Nasa
    C-Come on, I don't need this
    weirdly specific kind of help!
[15:14] Kaname
    Don't want it, then?
SIGN    List •Kiss on the hair Longing •Kiss on the forehead Blessing •Kiss on the cheek Trust •Kiss on the ear Seduction •Kiss on the nose Good Will •Kiss on the lips Attraction •Kiss on the chin Embarrassment •Kiss on the throat Need •Kiss on the wrist Desire •Kiss on the arm Attachment •Kiss on the chest Passion •Kiss on the palm Supplication •Kiss on the fingertips Admiration •Kiss on the waist Binding •Kiss on the shin Obedience
[15:17] Nasa
    S-Since you made it, I'll take it...
[15:26] Nasa
    So the meaning changes
    depending on the location...
[15:30] Tsukasa
    Darling.
[15:31] Nasa
    Yes?!
[15:32] Tsukasa
    I need some vegetables, so I'm
    gonna head to the supermarket.
[15:35] Nasa
    Oh, in that case, I'll go, too. It's kind of late.
[15:39] Nasa
    And I need to cool off...
[15:51] Tsukasa
    Since we're out, let's take a detour back.
[15:55] Tsukasa
    It's an evening stroll date.
[15:57] Nasa
    Sure.
[16:03] Nasa
    I don't mind taking walks at night like this.
[16:07] Nasa
    When there's a faint breeze,
    and we're walking outside...
[16:11] Nasa
    When we're walking outside...
[16:14] Nasa
    I can catch the faint, sweet smell
    coming from Tsukasa-chan's hair!
[16:18] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[16:20] Tsukasa
    What are you sniffing at?
[16:22] Nasa
    W-Well, I just... It's...
[16:26] Nasa
    Y-Your hair smells nice, so I was sniffing it.
[16:32] Tsukasa
    It's really charming how, despite being smart,
     at times you really don't seem that way.
[16:37] Nasa
    Was that even a compliment?!
[16:38] Tsukasa
    Still...
[16:40] Tsukasa
    You could've just asked,
    and I'd let you touch it.
[16:45] Nasa
    For real?!
[16:46] Tsukasa
    W-Well, yeah.
[16:48] Nasa
    Th-Then...
[16:50] Nasa
    Can I touch your hair?
[16:57] Tsukasa
    G-Go ahead.
[16:59] Nasa
    O-Okay, then.
[17:06] Nasa
    Your hair is really silky, Tsukasa-chan.
[17:08] Tsukasa
    Th-Thanks...
[17:12] Tsukasa
    A kiss on the ear, for instance!
    It's supposed to be seductive.
[17:19] Kaname
    A kiss to the throat represents need.
[17:24] Kaname
    A kiss on the palm is supplication.
[17:27] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[17:29] Nasa
    T-Tsukasa-chan!
[17:30] Tsukasa
    Wh-Whoa, hang on!
[17:33] Tsukasa
    I mean... what if someone
    sees us? It'd be embarrassing.
[17:36] Nasa
    But it's so dark out. It's probably fine.
[17:39] Tsukasa
    No... When you think you can't be seen,
[17:42] Tsukasa
    it usually just means you don't
    realize you're being seen.
[17:45] Nasa
    I see.
[17:47] Nasa
    But even so,
[17:48] Nasa
    we're being really careful,
    so I think it might be fine!
[17:53] Nasa
    Also, we're already married! So even if
    someone does see, we're in the clear, right?
[17:58] Tsukasa
    It's really charming how, despite being smart,
     at times you really don't seem that way.
[18:03] Nasa
    Again, is that supposed
    to be a compliment?!
[18:09] Nasa
    What is it?
[18:15] Nasa
    It's Yanagi-sensei!
[18:17] Tsukasa
    Isn't that the guy from the theme park?
[18:20] Nasa
    Yeah. Taniguchi-sensei.
[18:22] Tsukasa
    They seem to getting along.
[18:24] Nasa
    Sure do.
[18:33] Tsukasa
    W-Was that—
[18:34] Nasa
    They're already like that?!
[18:36] Tsukasa
    Does this mean the confession
    actually worked?!
[18:39] Tsukasa
    Wh-Wh-What do we do?
[18:41] Nasa
    I-I-I'm not sure!
[18:43] Tsukasa
    Let's get out of here, fast!
[18:44] Nasa
    But we can't move, not now!
[19:05] Nasa
    That was such a shock...
[19:09] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[19:12] Tsukasa
    Kaname gave us these.
[19:15] Tsukasa
    She's really generous, the way
    she always shares with us.
[19:19] Nasa
    Th-That she is...
[19:24] Tsukas
    They're good and sweet, aren't they?
[19:28] Nasa
    They are!
[19:29] Nasa
    According to the data, a kiss
    on the eyelid is for yearning...
[19:33] Nasa
    And a kiss on the back of
    the hand is for affection!
[19:36] Tsukasa
    Hey, come to think of it...
[19:37] Tsukasa
    She gave me a list of different kiss locations
    and their meanings along with the grapes.
SIGN    List
    
    •Kiss on the hair Longing
    •Kiss on the forehead Blessing
    •Kiss on the cheek Trust
    •Kiss on the ear Seduction
    •Kiss on the nose Good Will
    •Kiss on the lips Attraction
    •Kiss on the chin Embarrassment
    •Kiss on the throat Need
    •Kiss on the wrist Desire
[19:45] Nasa
    She gave that to you, too?!
[19:47] Tsukasa
    Wait, she gave it to you, too?
[19:49] Nasa
    That girl, seriously...
[19:51] Tsukasa
    It's pretty interesting, though.
[19:53] Tsukasa
    People are always thinking about this
    kind of thing, no matter the age.
[19:57] Tsukasa
    Apparently the cheek is for trust,
    and the arm for attachment.
[20:06] Tsukasa
    U-Uh, Nasa-kun?
[20:09] Nasa
    A kiss on the throat is supposed
    to represent need...
[20:12] Tsukasa
    Jeez, where did that come from?
[20:16] Tsukasa
    In that case, I'll...
[20:22] Tsukasa
    A kiss on the ear is supposed
    to be for seduction.
[20:30] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, can I see your hand?
[20:35] Tsukasa
    Like this?
[20:39] Nasa
    A kiss on the wrist shows desire.
[20:43] Nasa
    The palm is supplication.
[20:46] Tsukasa
    Fingertips are for admiration.
[20:49] Tsukasa
    A kiss to the forehead is a blessing.
[20:53] Tsukasa
    And on top of the head is longing.
[20:57] Tsukasa
    What else was there?
[21:00] Nasa
    There's also... the chest... and the stomach.
[21:04] Tsukasa
    The chest and the stomach, huh?
[21:07] Nasa
    Is it okay if I do it from
    on top of your clothes?
[21:11] Nasa
    I guess...
[21:13] Nasa
    But what's it mean?
[21:18] Nasa
    I forget.
[21:31] Kaname
    Senpai, do you two ever make out in the park?
[21:35] Kaname
    Well, the other night, I saw you go for it,
     but then Tsukassan stopped you,
[21:40] Kaname
    and instead you sniffed her hair a bunch.
[21:43] Nasa
    You saw all that, Kaname-chan?!
[21:45] Kaname
    Well, of course I did!
[21:47] Kaname
    Everybody did.
[21:49] Nasa
    What?!
[21:51] Nasa
    I remember thinking we shouldn't
    fool around outside anymore.
[21:55] [SONG] Ending sign
    Closed for the Day
SIGN    Sorry!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Nasa
    The relaxing effects of
    a hot spring are amazing!
[23:27] Nasa
    Even better than music and
    aromatherapy, they say!
[23:30] Tsukasa
    Getting away from the
    city probably helps, too.
[23:32] Nasa
    Hot springs really are relaxing.
[23:34] Nasa
    But then...
[23:36] Both
    Why are we both feeling so nervous instead?

Season 2

E5 - The Exciting Expert of the Hot Springs

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[00:02] Arisugawa Mom
    I'm home!
[00:06] Kaname
    Huh? And who were you again?
[00:09] Arisugawa Mom
    How awful!
[00:10] Arisugawa Mom
    Did you really forget your
    mom's face, Kaname-chan?!
[00:13] Kaname
    Come to think of it, I remember
    there being some mom
[00:15] Kaname
    who ditched her daughters
    to go hang out overseas.
[00:17] Arisugawa Mom
    Your mom was feeling unstable, okay?!
[00:20] Arisugawa Mom
    Her husband running off with some
    younger woman was a real shock!
[00:23] Arisugawa Mom
    So she tends to do crazy stuff
    out of the blue sometimes!
[00:25] Arisugawa Mom
    Do you understand?!
[00:27] Arisugawa Mom
    Please say you do!
[00:30] Kaname
    You actually realize it's crazy, huh?
[00:32] Arisugawa Mom
    But it's gonna be okay!
[00:34] Arisugawa Mom
    Because your mom has come home with
    a lovely gift for her daughters!
[00:40] Nasa
    A pair of tickets to a hot spring?
[00:42] Kaname
    Yep. Seems like my mom won it in a contest.
[00:47] Kaname
    But we can't go, so I figured I'd
    ask if you and Tsukassan wanted to.
[00:53] Nasa
    No, no, we couldn't do that.
[00:55] Nasa
    You should go with your family.
[00:57] Nasa
    I thought about that,
[01:00] Nasa
    but they're only good through June.
[01:03] Nasa
    Which means my sister will
    be in the middle of finals.
[01:07] Nasa
    I've gotta tend to the bathhouse.
    And as far as mom goes...
[01:11] Arisugawa Mom
    Hot springs remind me of my honeymoon
    with my runaway husband.
[01:16] Nasa
    Why enter the contest, then?
[01:19] Arisugawa Mom
    I dunno!
[01:20] Nasa
    I mean, I'm happy to accept them,
[01:23] Nasa
    but are you sure?
[01:24] Kaname
    Of course I'm sure!
[01:26] Kaname
    Besides, you two haven't actually
    gone on a honeymoon yet, right?
[01:31] Nasa
    Oh, right...
[01:32] Kaname
    There you go!
[01:37] Nasa
    Kaname-chan said to use
    these for our honeymoon.
[01:42] Tsukasa
    That's really generous of her.
[01:44] Nasa
    Right?
[01:45] Tsukasa
    What kind of hot spring is it, anyway?
[01:47] Nasa
    It's supposed to be really amazing.
[01:49] Nasa
    The rooms come with open-air baths.
[01:56] Nasa
    Wh-What should we do?
[01:59] Tsukasa
    What do you mean?
[02:00] Nasa
    Well... I mean... it'd be just the two of us.
[02:06] Tsukasa
    R-Right... I see what you mean.
[02:10] Tsukasa
    But... we're married, so...
[02:14] Tsukasa
    We might as well go, right?
[02:22] Nasa
    Yeah!
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
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[03:54] Kaname
    All right, you two have fun!
[03:57] Kaname
    I'll take good care of Toast!
[03:59] Kaname
    Don't worry about souvenirs!
    Just make sure to enjoy yourselves!
[04:04] Nasa
    I-It's nice how the weather
    has really cleared up.
[04:07] Tsukasa
    G-Good point. Even though it's June.
[04:12] Tsukasa
    So... how are we making the trip?
[04:14] Nasa
    Well... I thought we'd start with the train.
[04:17] Tsukasa
    Will we really be able to make
    it there without any trouble?
[04:21] Nasa
    What do you mean?
[04:22] Tsukasa
    Well, remember when we went to Nara before?
[04:26] Nasa
    Oh, yeah, I remember.
    When Chitose-chan showed up.
[04:30] Tsukasa
    Which means we have no idea
    when she might pop up,
[04:34] Tsukasa
    so we better be careful!
[04:36] Chitose
    Wow, a trip to a hot spring? Fancy that.
[04:40] Aurora
    Huh...
[04:40] Charlotte
    Are we not going after them?
[04:42] Chitose
    Of course not.
[04:43] Chitose
    I have stuff to do.
    Finals are coming up, and I'm busy!
[04:48] Chitose
    Besides, I'm not rude enough to crash
    a married couple's private time.
[04:52] Aurora
    Wow! After all the rude stuff she's
    done before! Chitose is growing!
[04:57] Charlotte
    I'm so proud of you, Chi-chan!
[04:59] Chitose
    Stop making fun of me!
SIGN    Hot Spring
[05:04] Nasa
    Y'know, this might be my first
    time visiting a hot spring.
SIGN    This train is a special direct service line to the hot spring in Nagano
SIGN    The time now is:
[05:07] Nasa
    Have you gone before, Tsukasa-chan?
[05:10] Tsukasa
    Oh, good question.
[05:12] Tsukasa
    Well, Japanese people have always
    had a fondness for hot springs.
[05:15] Tsukasa
    Even Yoshimune liked to visit Kusatsu.
[05:18] Tsukasa
    I didn't expect the two of us
    to visit one together, though.
[05:22] Nasa
    Are you feeling nervous?
[05:27] Tsukasa
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Why would I feel nervous?
[05:30] Nasa
    Well, your face looks a little tight...
[05:33] Tsukasa
    I-I-I-I-It's not because
     I'm nervous, not at all!
[05:36] Tsukasa
    I'm just looking forward to the hot
    spring so much that I'm shaking!
[05:40] Nasa
    I see! Well, that's a good thing.
[05:42] Tsukasa
    Sure is! W-Would you like to eat lunch?
[05:46] Nasa
    Oh, sure.
[05:47] Nasa
    Even if that's true,
    I'm super nervous myself!
[05:56] Tsukasa
    Th-This is a huge inn...
[05:59] Nasa
    I-It really is massive.
[06:02] Tsukasa
    Are we sure this is the right place?
[06:06] Nasa
    It should be...
[06:07] Tsukasa
    I guess we should go in for now.
[06:14] Tsukasa
    W-Wow!
[06:17] Nasa
    This is crazy luxurious!
[06:20] Nasa
    Are you sure this is the right room?!
[06:22] Staff
    Yes, it certainly is.
[06:24] Staff
    The open-air bath is part of the room,
    but we also have a larger, 24-hour bathhouse,
[06:30] Staff
    which you're free to make use of.
[06:33] Nasa
    I guess this is the right room after all.
[06:36] Tsukasa
    L-Looks like it.
[06:37] Nasa
    Well, since we're here,
    why don't we hop in the bath?
[06:41] Nasa
    N-No, I meant... the big one!
[06:44] Tsukasa
    Oh, of course!
[06:49] Tsukasa
    So let's spend an hour in the big bath,
    and then we'll take a look around town.
[06:55] Nasa
    Right. We'll meet up in the
    room around 4:00 PM, then.
[06:58] Tsukasa
    S-Sure.
[07:00] Nasa
    What is it?
[07:02] Tsukasa
    W-Well, it's just...
[07:06] Tsukasa
    N-Never mind.
[07:09] Tsukasa
    At the moment, I can't help but wonder...
[07:11] Tsukasa
    How is Nasa-kun so relaxed?!
[07:14] Tsukasa
    I'm completely on edge about
    visiting a hot spring together.
[07:18] Tsukasa
    So how is my darling
    maintaining his composure?
[07:22] Tsukasa
    Could he be used to it or something?
[07:27] Nasa
    I'll see you later, then.
[07:28] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah.
[07:33] Nasa
    Well, I guess I'll hit the bath.
[07:45] Nasa
    She wasn't kidding when she
    said the baths were big!
[07:48] Nasa
    Kaname-chan's place isn't bad or anything,
    but you can tell the hot spring difference.
[07:53] Nasa
    So, here I am, on a hot spring
    trip with Tsukasa-chan...
[07:57] Nasa
    It doesn't feel real for some reason,
    which would explain why I'm not nervous.
[08:02] Nasa
    Maybe when a situation is too perfect, you end
    up getting a bizarrely peaceful feeling?
[08:08] Nasa
    My head's empty. Completely empty.
[08:11] Nasa
    Almost so quiet that it scares me.
[08:15] Nasa
    Is this that "water still as
    a mirror" mental state?!
[08:17] Nasa
    Aw, no! I'm on a hot springs trip with my wife!
    This is no time to reach enlightenment!
[08:23] Nasa
    It's like a second attempt at a honeymoon!
[08:25] Nasa
    Which means I need to do everything
    I can to make it a memorable one!
[08:31] Nasa
    I've got 50 minutes until
    Tsukasa-chan gets out of the bath!
[08:33] Nasa
    I'll research everything I can
    about Kusatsu in the meantime,
[08:36] Nasa
    and make sure to provide the best
    escort around town possible!
[08:38] Nasa
    And with that settled...
[08:39] Nasa
    Hey, Jiri!
[08:41] Jiri
    How can I help you?
[08:45] Nasa
    All right, all right, I think
    I've got the broad outline.
[08:48] Nasa
    First thing that comes to mind with Kusatsu
    is the Yubatake, with all the hot springs.
[08:52] Nasa
    Next is yumomi, the water-turning
    process. It's crucial.
[08:56] Nasa
    There's also getting onsen dumplings,
[08:59] Nasa
    tempura maitake mushrooms,
    and soba noodles.
[09:01] Nasa
    And Kusatsu-style mochi
    makes a good souvenir.
[09:03] Nasa
    If I can cover all these bases,
    this trip will be Kusatsu as heck!
[09:07] Nasa
    With that settled,
    it's time to get my research on!
[09:10] Nasa
    I've got 40 minutes left! First, I'll scope
    out the locations on the grounds of the inn!
[09:17] Tokiko
    Sorry, could you help me?
[09:19] Tokiko
    Do you know where the front desk is?
[09:23] Tokiko
    This place is so huge, I'm a bit lost...
[09:26] Nasa
    Oh... I just got here myself,
    so I'm not really sure.
[09:29] Tsukiko
    This place is downright massive. It's hard for
     an old timer to get the lay of the the land.
[09:35] Tsukiko
    I wish my husband was here, but he
    passed away so much sooner than me.
[09:42] Tsukiko
    Kusatsu meant so much to us, but now that
    I'm here alone, I have no idea what to do.
[09:47] Nasa
    Then...
[09:49] Nasa
    In that case, I can show you the way!
[09:51] Tsukiko
    Really? Oh, I don't know what to say!
[09:54] Nasa
    It'll be okay! I still have 30 minutes!
[09:57] Nasa
    Once I get her to the front desk,
    I'll head straight to the Yubatake!
SIGN    Ladies
[10:23] Aya
    I think young people
    should have more freedom.
[10:27] Kaname
    Got tired of studying for the finals, huh?
[10:30] Aya
    That's right! I'm totally worn out!
    I wanted to go to the hot spring, too!
[10:34] Aya
    I wanted to take a bath, get in the sauna,
    drink some milk, and then sleep!
[10:37] Aya
    Sleep as much as possible! Do you get me?!
[10:39] Kaname
    Can't say that I don't, but...
[10:42] Kaname
    Okay, how about a change of pace, then?
[10:45] Aya
    What do you mean?
[10:47] Kaname
    Well, it might not be a hot spring,
    but this is still a bathhouse,
[10:50] Kaname
    and once the customers are gone, you can
    use the big baths as much as you want.
[10:57] Aya
    That's my Kaname-chan! Thanks!
[11:00] Kaname
    Aw, it's not that big a deal.
[11:09] Aya
    So...
[11:11] Aya
    What exactly am I doing?
[11:13] Kaname
    You're going to be helping
    me out for a change of pace.
[11:16] Aya
    What?! So the way I'm changing things
    up is to go from studying to working?
[11:21] Kaname
    Damn right.
[11:22] Kaname
    It's not like you're studying to get
    into Tokyo University or anything, right?
[11:26] Kaname
    You just want to avoid a failing grade
[11:28] Kaname
    so you don't have to repeat a year.
    That's bare-minimum level.
[11:30] Aya
    W-Well...
[11:32] Kaname
    And if you're so spineless that two or
    three days of that has left you wiped out,
[11:36] Kaname
    then give up on studying and learn how
    to work right now, you get me?! Slacker!
[11:41] Aya
    This is sister abuse...
[11:44] Aya
    B-But it's so hard!
[11:46] Aya
    I usually sleep through class, so I don't
    understand any of this stuff! Y'know?!
[11:51] Kaname
    It amazes me how you can be totally honest
    about how you deserve what you're getting.
[11:55] Aya
    I've always been good at coming
    up with excuses to slack off!
[11:58] Kaname
    Yeah, you suck, all right.
[12:00] Kaname
    But hey, it's all right.
[12:03] Kaname
    I never thought you'd be able
    to fill in for Tsukassan,
[12:07] Kaname
    so I called in some help.
[12:09] Chitose
    "Called in some help"?
[12:11] Chitose
    Why do I have to help you clean
    up your bathhouse, exactly?!
[12:15] Kaname
    Why? Well, I figured you'd be lonely with
    Tsukassan away on her hot spring trip.
[12:21] Chitose
    That doesn't add up to me helping
    with your family business!
[12:24] Chitose
    And what point is there in wearing
    a swimsuit to clean a bathhouse?!
[12:28] Chitose
    It's not like I can't
    clean in regular clothes!
[12:31] Kaname
    But I figured we could have some
    fun since you're in a swimsuit!
[12:37] Chitose
    What's the big idea?!
[12:38] Kaname
    Just goofing around for a change of pace!
[12:41] Chitose
    I never said anything about needing
    a change of pace in the first place!
[12:44] Chitose
    Don't just stand there, say something!
[12:49] Kaname
    That's the spirit!
[12:50] Kaname
    The best part of a bathhouse is seeing
    just how much skin will be on display!
[12:53] Aya
    Stop it! You're going to take everything off!
[12:57] Chitose
    You wanted a change of pace, right?!
    Nudity would be different!
[13:01] Aya
    Fine! Two can play at that game!
[13:03] Chitose
    Stop it!
[13:07] Chitose
    Ugh, what is the point of
    this cheap sex appeal?!
[13:11] Chitose
    What even is going on here?! Couldn't we be
    doing something else?! Seriously! Come on!
[13:16] Kaname
    Oh, yeah! Now it's a real bathhouse episode!
[13:19] Aya/Chitose
    What are you even talking about?!
[13:28] Tsukasa
    I have to admit, Yoritomo really hit the
    jackpot when he discovered this place.
[13:32] Tsukasa
    There's still something about going on a
    trip together that's embarrassing somehow,
[13:37] Tsukasa
    despite living together.
[13:40] Tsukasa
    An open-air bath in our room...
[13:45] Tsukasa
    N-No more!
[13:47] Tsukasa
    I'll overheat if I keep thinking
    about this in a hot bath!
[13:50] Tsukasa
    There'll be plenty of time to bathe later,
[13:53] Tsukasa
    so I may as well get out a bit
    early and head back to the room.
SIGN    Reception
SIGN    Aizawa Hot Springs
[13:57] Tsukiko
    You have been such a sweetheart,
    and a huge lifesaver.
[14:01] Nasa
    Aw, it's nothing.
[14:03] Nasa
    Just 25 minutes left!
    Gotta get out of here, fast!
[14:06] Nasa
    W-Well, I should get going...
[14:07] Tsukiko
    Oh, no. I don't think I know
    the way back to my room now.
[14:12] Tsukiko
    But I can't keep imposing on you...
[14:17] Nasa
    I-It's okay!
[14:20] Nasa
    I'll walk you back to your room!
[14:23] Tokiko
    You're sure you don't mind?
[14:25] Nasa
    O-Of course!
[14:27] Tokiko
    I'm sure your wife must be happy,
    being married to a dear like you.
[14:33] Nasa
    How'd you know I was married?
[14:35] Tokiko
    It's the ring, honey.
[14:38] Tokiko
    My own husband died early, so I don't have
    as many memories with him as I'd like.
[14:46] Tokiko
    How are you finding married life?
[14:48] Nasa
    W-Well, let me see...
[14:50] Nasa
    Every day is full of surprises.
[14:53] Nasa
    There's so much to enjoy
    and that I don't see coming.
[14:59] Tokiko
    You must really love your wife!
[15:02] Nasa
    W-Well, that's...
[15:04] Tokiko
    Come, now, no need to be embarrassed.
[15:07] Tokiko
    Being married is truly special.
[15:11] Tokiko
    Nothing like parents, siblings,
    friends, or even lovers.
[15:15] Tokiko
    You'll understand what I mean in time.
[15:21] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[15:23] Nasa
    Oh, Tsukasa-chan.
[15:26] Tsukasa
    Hey. What do you think you're doing here?
[15:30] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, do you know this lady?
[15:33] Tsukasa
    I more than know her.
    This is Tsukuyomi Tokiko.
SIGN    Tsukuyomi Tokiko
SIGN    April 23rd
SIGN    Age 81
[15:38] Tsukasa
    She was our signatory witness
    when we got married.
[15:41] Tsukasa
    She's Chitose's grandmother.
[15:43] Nasa
    What?!
[15:44] Chitose
    That a problem?
[15:46] Nasa
    I had no idea! I'm so sorry!
[15:49] Tokiko
    Oh, no, no. It's perfectly fine.
[15:52] Tokiko
    I didn't really mean to trick you, either.
[15:55] Tokiko
    Well, I was actually dead-set on it,
[15:58] Tokiko
    and I'm kind of disappointed
    the ruse is over already.
[16:01] Nasa
    She's one of those
    honest-but-troublesome types!
[16:04] Tsukasa
    This is just mean-spirited! Why would you lie
     just to try and test my good-natured husband?
[16:09] Tokiko
    Now, now, it wasn't a test.
[16:13] Tokiko
    I just used my natural acting
    ability to get close to him,
[16:16] Tokiko
    and then started enjoying myself so much
[16:20] Tokiko
    that I decided to push as far as
    I could to see what would happen.
[16:24] Tsukasa
    That's exactly what you call a lie!
[16:26] Tokiko
    You should honestly be praising my
    willingness to push my limits at this age.
[16:33] Tsukasa
    Not happening!
[16:35] Tokiko
    I wouldn't have had to come here
    in the first place if you weren't
[16:40] Tokiko
    too embarrassed to introduce your husband.
[16:43] Tsukasa
    That doesn't excuse coming
    all the way out here!
[16:45] Nasa
    Come on, Tsukasa-chan, I should
    still properly introduce myself.
[16:52] Tokiko
    He got you! He got you
    with perfect logic, too.
[16:56] Tsukasa
    Quit laughing!
[16:58] Tokiko
    If we're going to do this,
    why don't we head back to my room?
[17:01] Tokiko
    I made sure to get the biggest
    suite on the premises.
[17:07] Nasa
    Well, let's make this official.
[17:08] Nasa
    My name is Yuzaki Nasa,
    and I married Tsukasa-san recently.
[17:13] Nasa
    I know it's a bit late, but I want to
    thank you for acting as our witness.
[17:18] Nasa
    It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[17:22] Tokiko
    I've been wanting to meet
    you for a long time.
[17:25] Nasa
    Me?
[17:27] Tokiko
    Of course. I was wondering what kind of
    person could melt the ice queen's heart.
[17:33] Tsukasa
    Hey!
[17:34] Tokiko
    I see now, though. Very interesting.
    So this is your type?
[17:39] Tsukasa
    You seriously need to stop.
[17:40] Nasa
    Come on, it's okay. And it's
    honestly a relief to hear.
[17:44] Nasa
    But still...
[17:46] Nasa
    Are you really staying in this
    huge room by yourself?
[17:48] Tokiko
    Of course! Despite appearances, I am fairly...
[17:52] Tokiko
    Well, considerably...
[17:53] Tokiko
    Actually, let's say significantly wealthy.
[17:55] Tokiko
    Don't get any ideas, though.
[17:57] Tokiko
    I worked hard to acquire every yen of it in
    the burnt-out rubble at the end of the war.
[18:02] Tokiko
    I was so diligent. A master of diligence.
     Im so impressive!
[18:05] Tokiko
    Am I amazing or what?
[18:07] Nasa
    She seems fun.
[18:09] Tsukasa
    I-I guess...
[18:10] Tokiko
    I can see why she'd choose you, though.
[18:13] Tokiko
    So clever, and so sweet, too.
[18:16] Tokiko
    I was amazed you were able to tell
    that stone was a moon rock so easily.
[18:23] Nasa
    Moon rock?
[18:26] Nasa
    Oh, at Chitose-chan's house!
[18:29] Nasa
    Well, there was the placard
    that listed its makeup.
[18:32] Nasa
    And you were using nitrogen
    to keep it from oxidizing.
[18:35] Nasa
    I figured you wouldn't do all
    that if it wasn't the real deal.
[18:39] Tokiko
    I see. Still, it's very impressive, honestly.
[18:42] Tokiko
    Knowing she has a partner like
    you is a great relief for me.
[18:47] Tokiko
    I'm sure you'll be able to
    accomplish what I couldn't...
[18:52] Tokiko
    no, what nobody else has
    been able to all these years.
[19:02] Nasa
    What do you mean?
SIGN    Here we go
    The Big Three Tour Card
SIGN    Here we go
    The Big Three Tour Card
[19:11] Nasa
    What's this?
[19:12] Tokiko
    "Here we go! The Big Three Tour Card."
[19:15] Nasa
    "Here We Go Big Three"?
[19:17] Tokiko
    If you're able to visit the three
    big day-trip hot springs in Kusatsu,
[19:20] Tokiko
    that nice little ticket can earn you the
    title of Kusatsu Hot Springs Expert.
[19:25] Nasa
    Hot springs expert?!
[19:26] Tokiko
    I get the feeling you'll be up to any challenge
[19:31] Tokiko
    in pursuit of becoming a hot springs expert.
[19:33] Nasa
    I don't understand where this joke is going.
[19:36] Tsukasa
    Enough already! We're not here
    to indulge your comedy act.
[19:40] Tokiko
    You are so mean. And I was
    being completely serious.
[19:45] Tokiko
    Fair enough, though. This should
     be plenty for today.
[19:48] Tokiko
    I'd hate to take up time you could be
    using to fool around here in Kusatsu.
[19:53] Tsukasa
    Y-You...
[19:55] Tokiko
    But are you sure about this, Nasa-kun?
[19:56] Nasa
    What?
[19:57] Tokiko
    I'm sure you've noticed,
    but this girl can be incredibly bashful.
[20:02] Tokiko
    Which means she's awful at expressing
    sentiments like love and affection.
[20:09] Tsukasa
    Hey! Darling, don't agree with her!
[20:12] Tokiko
    I'm sure you think you're conveying your
    love without putting it into words,
[20:17] Tokiko
    but you need to be able to say it, too.
[20:20] Tsukasa
    Y-You don't need to tell me! I have been!
[20:22] Tokiko
    Whatever you've been doing, I'm pretty
    sure the normal amount would be double,
[20:26] Tokiko
    so you need to work on saying it more.
[20:28] Tsukasa
    I don't need your advice!
[20:30] Tsukasa
    I say that sort of thing
    when we're alone, so...
[20:34] Tsukasa
    I don't need you worrying about it!
[20:36] Tokiko
    Did you hear, that, dearie?
[20:38] Tokiko
    She's going to really express how much
    she loves you once you're alone!
[20:42] Tokiko
    You should get your hopes up!
[20:44] Nasa
    Uh, yeah...
[20:47] Tsukasa
    Could you please shut your mouth?!
[20:50] Tokiko
    I know you usually like to
    march to your own drummer,
[20:54] Tokiko
    but it wouldn't hurt to take a bit
    of advice every now and then.
[20:57] Tokiko
    Well, I hope you two enjoy
    the rest of your trip.
[21:01] Tokiko
    The yumomi process is quite interesting,
    so you should check it out.
[21:05] Nasa
    Thank you.
[21:06] Tokiko
    Still, I'm truly glad...
[21:10] Tokiko
    that she met someone so wonderful.
    Take good care of her, Nasa-kun.
[21:16] Tokiko
    She can be a pain in certain ways,
    but generally speaking, she's a kind one.
[21:21] Nasa
    Right!
[21:23] Tsukasa
    You never know when to stop, huh?
[21:26] Tsukasa
    Honestly, what is her deal?
[21:30] Nasa
    She's really funny.
[21:32] Nasa
    And that was some good advice.
[21:36] Tsukasa
    What part do you mean?
[21:37] Nasa
    The stuff about expressing
    your love... maybe.
[21:55] [SONG] Ending sign
    Closed for the Day
SIGN    Sorry!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Nasa
    What souvenirs should we get for the others?
[23:27] Tsukasa
    Kaname wants something
    a little crude and funny,
[23:29] Tsukasa
    and Aya mentioned some
    kind of local merchandise
[23:31] Tsukasa
    made in collaboration with some anime.
[23:33] Nasa
    You actually went and asked them! Nice!
[23:35] Tsukasa
    Actually, they volunteered the
    info before I could ask them.

Season 2

E6 - Underneath the Moon

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SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
[01:30] Girl
    Oh, wow!
[01:32] Girl
    An open air bath!
[01:33] Boy
    Wha... What?!
[01:34] Boy
    What's she doing in the men's bath?!
[01:36] Boy
    Th-This is bad! If she finds me out here,
[01:39] Boy
    this time I'm seriously gonna be—
[01:44] Girl
    Eek! What are you doing here?!
[01:44] sign
    Thud!!
SIGN    What
    will
    become
    of
    their
    romance
    ...!?
SIGN    This week is a double feature! To be continued on page 285!
[01:47] Boy
    I should be asking you that!
[01:52] Nasa
    Of course, that's how it'd
    go in a typical rom-com...
SIGN    Episode 6 Underneath the Moon
[01:55] Nasa
    since those characters aren't even dating.
[01:57] Nasa
    But we're married!
[01:59] Nasa
    That's way beyond just dating!
SIGN    Twin Strike Swordsman TV Anime Now Airing !!
    
    Weekly Shonen
    Sunday
    
    Kamen Butler
    Creator: Sayama Satoru
    Art: Aki Futaba
SIGN    The new saga begins!
[02:02] Nasa
    The idea of the two of us visiting a hot
    spring together is both socially and legally
[02:06] Nasa
    completely unproblematic!
[02:08] Tsukasa
    Here I am.
[02:12] Tsukasa
    Since they had it, I went and
    borrowed this cute yukata.
[02:15] Tsukasa
    What do you think?
[02:16] Nasa
    Uh... well...
[02:17] Nasa
    Yeah. It looks amazing on you.
[02:20] Tsukasa
    Really? That's great.
[02:26] Nasa
    She's so cute, I'm going to die!
[02:28] Nasa
    W-Well, why don't we take a look around?
[02:31] Tsukasa
    Sure.
[02:39] Nasa
    So this is the hot spring field, Yubatake...
[02:42] Tsukasa
    It's one of the things Kusatsu is famous for.
[02:44] Nasa
    That's true. But I wonder
    how long it's been here for.
[02:50] Tsukasa
    According to the explanation here...
SIGN    Kyoho 11 (1726)
[02:52] Tsukasa
    Since around year 11 of the Kyoho era.
[02:54] Nasa
    Wow. For 300 years, huh?
[02:58] Nasa
    What exactly does the Yubatake do, though?
[03:03] Nasa
    What's up with those wooden devices?
[03:05] Tsukasa
    They're hot water conduits.
[03:07] Nasa
    Conduits?
[03:08] Tsukasa
    They help cool the spring water,
    which is too hot when it surfaces,
[03:11] Tsukasa
    in addition to making hot spring powder.
[03:13] Nasa
    Oh, I see.
[03:17] Nasa
    Hot spring powder?
[03:18] Tsukasa
    You have absolutely no clue about
    things you're not interested in, huh?
[03:22] Tsukasa
    It's a powder that's kind of like bath salts.
SIGN    Kusatsu
    Souvenirs
SIGN    Hot Spring Powder
SIGN    Souvenirs
[03:24] Tsukasa
    They sell it all over the place here.
[03:27] Nasa
    Huh...
SIGN    Kusatsu Souvenir Hot Spring Powder
[03:28] Nasa
    Then we should buy some for Kaname-chan
    and the others on our way back.
[03:33] Tsukasa
    Sounds good.
SIGN    Hot Spring Eggs
[03:37] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, they've got
    hot spring eggs for sale!
[03:40] Tsukasa
    Makes sense that they would
    in a hot springs town.
[03:49] Tsukasa
    Hey, darling!
[03:51] Nasa
    Since we're on our honeymoon,
[03:53] Nasa
    I thought it'd be a good idea
    to capture some memories.
[03:56] Tsukasa
    I don't really mind, but you
    should let me know beforehand.
[04:02] Tsukasa
    Come on, what did I just say?!
[04:05] Nasa
    I think I'm getting better at photography.
[04:14] Tsukasa
    I don't mind you taking pictures, but be
    careful you don't drop it and break it.
[04:19] Nasa
    Don't worry!
[04:20] Nasa
    Even if I did, I'd do whatever
    it takes to salvage the data.
[04:25] Tsukasa
    That sounds like something you
    could pull off, to be honest.
[04:29] Nasa
    By the way, what exactly is your
    relationship with Tokiko-san?
[04:34] Tsukasa
    Well...
[04:37] Tsukasa
    I mean, we're not related by blood,
    but she was basically my guardian.
[04:42] Tsukasa
    She's known me since I was little... so...
[04:47] Tsukasa
    She's way too attached to me!
[04:50] Tsukasa
    The second I let my guard down,
    she starts fretting!
[04:53] Nasa
    That's a little harsh, Tsukasa-chan.
[04:57] Tsukasa
    That said, I'm pretty sure she's glad.
[05:02] Tsukasa
    That I found such a lovely husband.
[05:07] Nasa
    W-Well, I'm glad if she's glad!
[05:11] Tsukasa
    And I'm sure she is.
[05:14] Tsukasa
    Is it me or does something
    around here smell really good?
[05:18] Nasa
    I think so.
[05:21] [SONG] Wooden sign
    Open
SIGN    Ramen
SIGN    Pottery
SIGN    Yakitori
[05:21] Nasa
    Look at that place.
[05:24] Tsukasa
    Looks appetizing.
[05:25] Nasa
    S-Sure does.
[05:27] Nasa
    There's always an itch to eat at places
    like this when you're on a trip.
[05:30] [SONG] Sign
    Grilled Skewer Menu
[05:30] [SONG] Sign
    • Wagyu Steak Skewers
[05:30] [SONG] Sign
    • Pork Jowl Skewers
[05:30] [SONG] Sign
    • Salty Beef Tongue Skewers
[05:30] [SONG] Sign
    • Chicken Gizzards
[05:30] Nasa
    Okay!
[05:31] Nasa
    Why don't we grab those steak skewers?
[05:34] [SONG] Zoom in sign
    • Wagyu Steak Skewers
[05:34] Tsukasa
    B-But, darling, don't you
    think that's a bit expensive?
[05:38] Nasa
    I-It's fine!
[05:40] Nasa
    I'm a wonderful husband that
    you can rely on, after all.
[05:48] Tsukasa
    Darling, these are fantastic!
[05:51] Nasa
    Really? That's good.
[05:54] Nasa
    Come to think of it, I brought this
    thing Tokiko-san gave me, but...
[05:55] Sign
    Special Pass
    
    Kusatsu's Top Three Hot Springs
    
    Goritsunoyu, Kotakinoyu, Tonokawara Open Air Baths
[05:59] Nasa
    This "Tonokawara" place is
    supposed to be famous, right?
[06:02] Tsukasa
    Are you interested in their
    open air bath, darling?
[06:06] Nasa
    I'm not sure...
[06:10] Tsukasa
    Okay, here's your half.
[06:12] Nasa
    Thanks.
[06:18] Nasa
    Well, since I just used the big bath,
[06:21] Nasa
    and I want to use the open air bath in
    our room later, I guess I'll pass for now.
[06:27] Tsukasa
    The one... in our room, huh?
[06:31] Nasa
    I mean...
[06:33] Tsukasa
    Oh, look, darling!
[06:41] Tsukasa
    This is Tonokawara, the eastern riverbed.
[06:43] Nasa
    Wow, that's a lot of hot spring water.
[06:46] Tsukasa
    Kusatsu definitely earned its reputation.
[06:50] Tsukasa
    The ground's toasty, too.
[06:52] Nasa
    I-It sure is...
[06:54] Nasa
    Even if we're married, isn't asking
    to bathe together a real challenge?!
[07:00] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    The one... in our room, huh?
[07:02] Nasa
    I know we're married,
    but because we're married,
[07:06] Nasa
    there are some things that
    are hard to bring up!
[07:09] Tsukasa
    What's wrong, darling?
[07:13] Nasa
    Oh, uh, it's nothing.
[07:17] Nasa
    When I calm down and think
    about it for a second...
[07:23] Nasa
    Is it really okay to get in
    a bath with a girl this cute?!
[07:30] Nasa
    It's suddenly feeling like
    a real possibility now.
[07:33] Nasa
    Before, it felt way too fantastical
    to be a possibility.
[07:36] Nasa
    Am I really allowed to go down this route?
SIGN    The Famous Tonokawara Park's
     Giant Open Air Bath
[07:39] Tsukasa
    Looks like the open air bath is this way.
[07:43] Tsukasa
    And depending on the time
    of day, it's mixed bathing.
[07:45] Nasa
    Mixed bathing?!
[07:47] Tsukasa
    Well, I'd be too embarrassed to go into a
    place like that without a swimsuit, though.
[07:52] Nasa
    Swimsuit? Of course! A swimsuit!
[07:55] Nasa
    Then again, wearing a swimsuit in
    our own private room is kind of weird.
[07:59] Nasa
    And besides, we didn't pack any!
[08:02] Nasa
    T-Tsukasa-chan, did you want
    to visit this open air bath?
[08:09] Tsukasa
    Well...
[08:11] Tsukasa
    N-Not this one, I think.
[08:15] Nasa
    I-I see. Not this one...
[08:20] Nasa
    Th-This riverbed sure is warm.
[08:22] Tsukasa
    S-Sure is!
[08:25] Nasa
    Let's check somewhere else out.
[08:27] Tsukasa
    Sounds good to me!
[08:29] Girl
    Ha ha!
SIGN    What's Important in Love
[08:30] Girl
    Tough luck!
[08:31] Girl
    I was actually wearing a swimsuit
    underneath the towel!
[08:31] Girl
    Fwip
[08:36] Girl
    Did you think I was gonna go
    into a mixed bath naked?
[08:39] Girl
    Pfft! You perv!
[08:41] Boy
    Stupid! Don't get my hopes up!
[08:41] sign
    Bang!!
SIGN    Sorry
     for
     getting
     your
     hopes
     up
[08:44] Girl
    Eek!
[08:45] Girl
    The horndog's mad!
[08:50] Nasa
    See, in a rom-com, it could be a coincidence,
[08:52] Nasa
    or maybe a trick by a third party could lead
    to them being in the bath at the same time.
[08:56] Nasa
    But we're married!
[08:58] Nasa
    It takes courage to do that
    sort of thing together!
SIGN    It's a deal
[09:02] Nasa
    Because you both have to agree to it!
[09:04] Nasa
    "Let's get in the bath together!"
[09:07] Nasa
    Saying those words is a
    hurdle that's so dang high!
[09:12] Nasa
    Can I really say it to her?
[09:14] Nasa
    Do I...
[09:17] Nasa
    Do I have the courage to say it?!
[09:24] Staff
    Now, please enjoy.
[09:26] Nasa
    I-I never knew inns had fancy
    spreads like this for dinner.
[09:31] Tsukasa
    We should remember to thank Kaname.
[09:34] Nasa
    We really should.
[09:35] Tsukasa
    Come on, let's eat while it's still fresh.
[09:43] Tsukasa
    This is good!
[09:49] Nasa
    You're right!
[09:50] Nasa
    Do you think it's all locally sourced?
[09:53] Tsukasa
    Most likely.
[09:54] Tsukasa
    The type of food they serve probably
    depends on what's in season, too.
[09:58] Tsukasa
    That means it's fresh and tastes better.
[10:02] Nasa
    That makes me want to come
    back at a different time of year.
[10:05] Tsukasa
    True.
[10:06] Tsukasa
    There are probably dishes that
    you can only get here, too.
[10:10] Tsukasa
    This looks good!
[10:16] Nasa
    Seeing Tsukasa do things she
    doesn't get to do at home...
[10:19] Nasa
    Very nice!
[10:25] Tsukasa
    What's wrong, darling?
[10:28] Nasa
    Oh, just...
[10:29] Nasa
    Being able to come to an inn like this,
     and eating a fancy dinner together...
[10:34] Nasa
    It makes for a nice change of pace, is all.
[10:38] Tsukasa
    I'm glad we get to enjoy
    this feast together, too.
[10:42] Nasa
    And seeing a different side of you
    from at home makes it twice as tasty.
[10:48] Tsukasa
    D-Does it?
[10:51] Tsukasa
    Dinner was delicious, wasn't it, darling?
[10:54] Nasa
    I-It sure was.
[10:57] Tsukasa
    There's something really nice about
    taking a relaxing trip to a hot spring.
[11:01] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[11:03] Nasa
    Sh-Should I bring it up now?
[11:06] Nasa
    We ate dinner. We've had a minute to relax.
[11:09] Tsukasa
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?!
[11:11] Tsukasa
    We finished dinner, and now what comes next?!
[11:14] Tsukasa
    I mean, the obvious answer is bath time.
[11:19] Tsukasa
    B-B-But, but...
[11:21] Nasa
    Isn't this a moment that
    calls for manliness?!
[11:26] Nasa
    Asking her what we do next
    would be a dereliction of duty!
[11:29] Nasa
    It'd be signing off on my weakness!
[11:31] Nasa
    Even if she refuses, a real
    man dies facing forward!
[11:36] Nasa
    And so...
[11:37] Nasa
    H-Hey...
[11:40] Nasa
    Let's...
[11:41] Nasa
    get in the bath together.
[11:46] Tsukasa
    I-I see. Impressive, darling.
[11:49] Tsukasa
    You came out and just said it.
[11:51] Nasa
    Right! Because I want to be manly.
[11:54] Tsukasa
    M-Makes sense. That's pretty rugged of you.
[11:58] Nasa
    So... what do you say?
[12:05] Tsukasa
    W-Well, let's see...
[12:08] Tsukasa
    Okay, but could you get in first?
[12:18] Nasa
    Th-This is it! Me and Tsukasa-chan...
[12:29] Nasa
    Is this really happening?
[12:33] Nasa
    It feels so unreal...
    like my mind is all fluffy.
[12:41] Tsukasa
    Is it okay if I turn the lights down some?
[12:45] Tsukasa
    It's too embarrassing with them on.
[12:48] Nasa
    S-Sure! No problem at all!
[12:51] Nasa
    I-Is this actually reality?!
[12:54] Nasa
    Or is it a dream?!
[13:00] Tsukasa
    Hey. You can't look yet.
[13:04] Nasa
    S-S-S-S-Sorry!
[13:12] Nasa
    The sight of her lit by the moon
[13:15] Nasa
    was so radiant, I couldn't
    stand to look directly at her.
[13:35] Nasa
    I had no idea what to say.
[13:40] Nasa
    But the only thing I can say for sure
    is that this was really happening...
[13:45] Nasa
    And my wife is really cute.
[13:58] Nasa
    Uh, well, er...
[14:02] Nasa
    The m-moon is pretty.
[14:05] Tsukasa
    In the Natsume Soseki sense?
[14:09] Nasa
    Oh, right, when he was translating
     the English phrase "I love you,"
[14:14] Nasa
    but thought it should be less direct
     to suit Japanese culture.
[14:17] Tsukasa
    If you're going to say it...
[14:18] Tsukasa
    I'd rather you use words that were direct.
[14:21] Tsukasa
    B-Because you're the only one
    allowed to say them to me.
[14:32] Nasa
    I love you, Tsukasa-chan.
[14:40] Nasa
    That reminds me of what Tokiko-san said,
    about how you express that sort of sentiment.
[14:47] Tsukasa
    You bring that up now?!
[14:48] Nasa
    I mean...
[14:50] Nasa
    When she said it, I realized that you're
    not very direct about it yourself.
[14:58] Tsukasa
    That's not true.
[15:01] Tsukasa
    You just didn't notice before.
    I say it a fair amount.
[15:06] Nasa
    But she also said that however much
    you say it is half the normal amount.
[15:10] Tsukasa
    Y-You shouldn't take anything
    she says seriously!
[15:13] Nasa
    Are you not going to say it today, then?
[15:17] Tsukasa
    W-Well, I...
[15:20] Tsukasa
    Wh-What is that look for?!
[15:23] Tsukasa
    Fine, then! I'll say it, okay?!
[15:29] Tsukasa
    I l-love you, Nasa-kun.
[15:35] Nasa
    I think I'm gonna collapse...
[15:37] Tsukasa
    Hey! No naked collapsing!
[15:42] Nasa
    Still, hearing you say it
    like that makes me so happy,
[15:46] Nasa
    and I even love how you get embarrassed, too.
[15:55] Nasa
    H-Hey!
[15:55] Tsukasa
    Take that! And that!
[15:57] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan!
[16:00] Tsukasa
    It felt like you were making fun of me.
[16:04] Tsukasa
    So I paid you back.
[16:06] Nasa
    Aw!
[16:07] Nasa
    I can do that, too!
[16:10] Tsukasa
    Hey! How is that fair?!
[16:15] Nasa
    It's hard to put into words, but it
    felt like we both had a great time.
[16:20] Nasa
    And at the same time, I wondered...
[16:23] Both
    How exactly does the timing
    work for getting out of here?
[16:27] Nasa
    It's getting a little too hot in here,
[16:29] Nasa
    but between being naked and other
    issues, what am I supposed to do?
[16:32] Tsukasa
    B-But it's not like we can
    stay in here forever.
[16:37] Tsukasa
    Let's see...
[16:39] Nasa
    H-Hot springs feel great, huh?
[16:41] Tsukasa
    S-Sure do!
[16:43] Tsukasa
    What a wonderful trip!
[16:45] Nasa
    We were both really dizzy
    by the time we got out.
[16:55] Tsukasa
    This is embarrassing, so don't stare, okay?
[17:02] Nasa
    I remember now. Yesterday,
    we came here together,
[17:05] Nasa
    and then we got in the
    open air bath together.
[17:08] Nasa
    And then...
[17:10] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Hey. You can't look yet.
[17:13] Nasa
    This is bad! Real bad!
[17:15] Nasa
    I'm going to die of happiness!
[17:18] Nasa
    Even after a good night's sleep,
    I still can't calm down!
[17:24] Nasa
    But Tsukasa-chan sure was cute yesterday...
[17:28] Tsukasa
    Good morning, darling.
[17:30] Tsukasa
    I see your internal monologue
    is leaking again this morning.
[17:33] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?! Where were you?
[17:36] Tsukasa
    I woke up early this morning,
    so I went and used the big baths.
[17:40] Tsukasa
    Why don't you go, too? Breakfast
    is going to be served soon.
[17:43] Nasa
    G-Got it! I'll do that.
[17:52] Nasa
    Wow, the service here is really something.
[17:56] Tsukasa
    It is. Even the breakfast is very luxurious.
[17:59] Tsukasa
    Let's eat it before it gets cold.
[18:02] Nasa
    Okay. Thanks for the food.
[18:05] Nasa
    I had the feeling my wife was being
    a little distant this morning...
[18:08] Nasa
    But I think I understand why.
[18:11] Nasa
    It's just like Tokiko-san said.
    My wife can be really shy at times.
[18:17] Nasa
    Which is why she has a tendency to put
    up a cool facade to hide that fact.
[18:22] Sign
    He's right
[18:23] Tsukasa
    I'm so embarrassed about yesterday,
    I can barely look at him!
[18:29] Tsukasa
    He saw so much more than I'm used to,
    and my body still feels hot!
[18:35] Tsukasa
    Just thinking about it makes my
    face feel like it's on fire.
[18:39] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?
[18:41] Tsukasa
    Y-Yes?!
[18:42] Nasa
    I was just thinking this breakfast was good.
[18:45] Tsukasa
    I-It is! It's really delicious.
[18:49] Nasa
    We've still got time before we head home,
[18:51] Nasa
    so do you want to get in the bath again?
[18:53] Tsukasa
    W-Well, y'know, I'm not against the idea...
[18:59] Tsukasa
    But doing it when it's so bright out is still...
    a little too embarrassing, I think.
[19:05] Nasa
    Oh, no, I meant that since we have
    this ticket from Tokiko-san,
[19:09] Nasa
    we could visit one of the
    baths outside of the inn.
[19:14] Tsukasa
    Th-Then you should've
    been specific about that!
[19:16] Nasa
    S-Sorry...
[19:18] Nasa
    I don't mind if it's bright out, though.
[19:23] Tsukasa
    S-Some other time, okay?
[19:26] Nasa
    I found another reason to survive
    at all costs on that day.
[19:30] Nasa
    Well, let's grab souvenirs for
    the others and then head home.
[19:33] Tsukasa
    Sounds good. We had a
    great stay at this place.
[19:37] Nasa
    Should we really leave without
    letting Tokiko-san know?
[19:41] Tsukasa
    It's fine. We can see her whenever in Tokyo.
[19:44] Nasa
    Really? But...
[19:46] Tokiko
    Come, now. The least you
    could do is say goodbye.
[19:51] Tokiko
    I'm sure you think you can see me
    whenever, but I'm a busy woman.
[19:57] Tsukasa
    Would a busy woman really
    be here right now?!
[20:00] Tokiko
    Ever hear of the term "self-care" before?
[20:03] Tokiko
    I don't even know how long I have left...
[20:08] Tsukasa
    Do what you want!
[20:12] Tokiko
    I was wondering, are you two
    not going to have a ceremony?
[20:15] Tokiko
    May as well do it up big time.
[20:17] Nasa
    Oh, right...
[20:19] Tsukasa
    You know damn well we won't!
[20:21] Tsukasa
    A wedding would be... so...
[20:24] Tsukasa
    embarrassing.
[20:25] Tokiko
    Oh, is that right? You'd be embarrassed?
[20:29] Tokiko
    Well, since we're all here,
    let's take a picture together.
[20:34] Tsukasa
    I don't see why we need to—
[20:36] Nasa
    Good idea. I'd love to!
[20:38] Tsukasa
    Darling?!
[20:39] Tsukasa
    Excuse me, ma'am?
    Could you take a picture of us?
[20:44] Staff
    Okay, say cheese!
SIGN    Aizawa Hot Springs Inn
[20:49] Tsukasa
    Ugh, Tokiko did it again...
[20:51] Nasa
    Well, it's nice that she came to see us off.
[20:55] Nasa
    Besides, taking that picture together
    is a nice memento, don't you think?
[20:59] Tsukasa
    You really don't need to
    humor her so much, darling.
[21:04] Tsukasa
    I mean, it's our honeymoon. I'd rather
     have the memories be of just us...
[21:13] Nasa
    Th-Then why don't we make one last memory
    of this trip to Kusatsu? Just the two of us.
[21:22] Nasa
    It might be from being in the hot spring,
    but your hands are really warm, Tsukasa-chan.
[21:27] Tsukasa
    I-It's not because of the hot spring...
[21:31] Tsukasa
    It's because I get excited when you touch me.
[21:36] Nasa
    I-I see.
[21:38] Tsukasa
    Yeah.
[21:39] Nasa
    Okay, let's find those souvenirs.
[21:42] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah.
SIGN    Hot Springs
[21:47] Nasa
    The time really flew by, huh?
[21:49] Tsukasa
    That it did.
[21:51] Nasa
    Man, going to a hot spring
    as a couple was amazing.
[21:55] Nasa
    It feels like we've gotten a lot closer.
[22:00] Nasa
    And we've made so, so many
    great new memories.
[22:03] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[22:05] Tsukasa
    You're making an interesting
    face there. Everything okay?
[22:09] Nasa
    O-Oh, I was thinking about the great time we
    had in Kusatsu, and the smile just... surfaced!
[22:17] Tsukasa
    Well, I had a great time, too.
[22:21] Tsukasa
    I'd love to go on another trip like this.
[22:26] Nasa
    G-Good idea.
[22:28] Nasa
    Maybe to Hakone or Atami next time.
[22:31] Tsukasa
    It doesn't have to be to a hot spring.
[22:34] Tsukasa
    Let's visit all kinds of places.
[22:36] Tsukasa
    And we'll make lots of memories together.
[22:40] Tsukasa
    The thought of building up those
    memories with you makes me happy.
[22:46] Nasa
    Yeah. Me, too.
[22:48] Nasa
    Will you join me in the bath again,
    even if it's not at a hot spring?
[22:52] Tsukasa
    Let me think...
[22:55] Tsukasa
    A-As long as you turn off the lights,
    I wouldn't be totally opposed to the idea.
[23:01] Nasa
    But then I won't be able to see how
    cute you are when you're embarrassed.
[23:06] Tsukasa
    You don't need to see that anyway.
[23:08] Nasa
    You were really cute, though.
[23:16] Tsukasa
    You were super cute yourself, darling.
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[23:25] Nasa
    We meet all kinds of different
    people in life, don't we?
[23:28] Kaname
    Why are you getting all lyrical on me?
[23:30] Nasa
    I'm grateful to have met
    you, too, Kaname-chan!
[23:32] Nasa
    Then how about you act like it for once?!
[23:33] Nasa
    You could start by sharing some
    embarrassing couple stuff with me!
[23:37] Nasa
    You're making all that gratitude
    I felt seem wasted!

Season 2

E7 - An Expanding World

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SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Episode 7 An Expanding World
[01:35] Tsukasa
    It sure is hot, darling.
[01:39] Nasa
    Sure is.
[01:41] Tsukasa
    It was pouring non-stop after we
    got back from the hot spring,
[01:45] Tsukasa
    but now it's like summer kicked
    into high gear all of a sudden.
[01:47] Nasa
    You've got that right.
[01:50] Tsukasa
    That talk about it being a
    cooler summer this year...
[01:53] Tsukasa
    Where did it even come from?
[01:56] Nasa
    Well, the news always tends
    to prop up theories like that.
[02:00] Tsukasa
    Y'know, there's something I've only
    noticed now that summer's started.
[02:05] Tsukasa
    The AC in this room...
[02:09] Tsukasa
    does not work at all.
[02:11] Nasa
    It definitely does not.
[02:15] Nasa
    I can't focus on work when it's this hot,
[02:17] Nasa
    and I doubt it's good for us or Toast!
[02:19] Nasa
    I'm gonna go buy an air conditioner!
[02:23] Nasa
    So, is it okay if we install a new
    air conditioner in that building?
[02:26] Kaname
    It's not a problem, but...
[02:30] Kaname
    I mean, most of the time, you won't actually
    have your AC until two weeks after buying it.
[02:35] Tsukasa
    B-But why?!
[02:38] Kaname
    I mean, they need to be installed, right?
SIGN    July 17
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SIGN    July 9
SIGN    July 8
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[02:42] Kaname
    And in heat this bad,
SIGN    July 6
[02:44] Kaname
    it's probably gonna be hard to pencil
    in an install date anytime soon.
SIGN    July 5
[02:48] Tsukasa
    O-Oh, no...
[02:50] Nasa
    Oh, no worries there.
[02:51] Nasa
    I can install it!
[02:54] Kaname
    Well, damn, dude.
[02:55] Tsukasa
    He really is reliable.
[02:58] Nasa
    So let's go and buy that AC!
SIGN    Multi-Camera Tokyo
[03:06] Tsukasa
    There are all kinds of different
    air conditioners, huh?
[03:09] Nasa
    There sure are.
SIGN    CLEARANCE SALE!!
SIGN    CLEARANCE SALE!!
[03:10] Tsukasa
    The prices are totally different, too.
[03:13] Tsukasa
    I wonder how much of a
    functional difference there is.
[03:17] Tsukasa
    It's hard to know which one to
    pick with such a wide selection.
SIGN    Trade-In
    Discount
     Applicable
[03:20] Nasa
    Excuse me, I'd like this one.
[03:23] Clerk
    Sure, let me just make sure it's in stock.
[03:25] Tsukasa
    So fast!
[03:26] Tsukasa
    I-Is it okay to decide so quickly
    without looking at all the options?
[03:29] Tsukasa
    Are you sure you don't want to compare a few?
[03:31] Nasa
    It's okay. I've got a good
    idea of how they work.
[03:34] Tsukasa
    How do you even know about that?!
[03:37] Clerk
    We do have it in stock.
[03:38] Nasa
    Can we get it delivered today?
[03:41] Clerk
    Sure, we can do that.
[03:43] Nasa
    It'll be delivered at 4:00 PM.
[03:46] Tsukasa
    That's kinda impressive...
[03:48] Nasa
    Seriously! We live in a convenient world.
SIGN    Air Conditioning
    
    Fans • Associated Products
    
    Now on Sale
[03:51] Tsukasa
    I was talking about you, darling.
[03:53] Nasa
    Huh?
[03:56] Tsukasa
    So, where to next?
[03:58] Nasa
    Well, you need some special gear to install
    an AC, so we're off to rent those.
SIGN    Nakiri Technical
[04:05] Nasa
    Here we are. This place belongs to
    someone I've known for a long time.
SIGN    Nakiri Technical
[04:10] Nasa
    Hello there!
[04:12] Nakiri
    Whoa.
[04:14] Nakiri
    Well, look who it is. Hello there, Nasa-kun.
[04:17] Nasa
    Good to see you again, Nakiri-san.
[04:20] Nakiri
    Likewise.
[04:21] Tsukasa
    I-It's a young woman.
[04:24] Nakiri
    What brings you by today?
[04:26] Nasa
    I wanted to borrow the tools for
    installing an air conditioner.
[04:29] Nakiri
    Yeah, with this sudden heat. Makes sense.
[04:32] Nakiri
    Let's see, you'll need a
    vacuum pump, a duct cutter...
[04:37] Nakiri
    Now, where are the flaring tools?
[04:38] Tsukasa
    U-Um, darling, how do you know her?
[04:43] Nasa
    That's Nakiri Ouka-san.
[04:45] Nasa
    We were classmates in middle school.
[04:47] Tsukasa
    What?! Then you're the same age?
[04:49] Nasa
    Yep.
[04:51] Nasa
    By the way, Nakiri-san, I got married!
[04:54] Nakiri
    Oh, is that right?
[04:57] Nakiri
    Is white an okay color for the slim duct?
[04:59] Nasa
    Sure.
[05:00] Nasa
    And this is my wife, Tsukasa-chan.
[05:03] Tsukasa
    I-It's nice to meet you. I'm Tsukasa.
[05:06] Nakiri
    Yeah, I'm Nakiri Ouka. It's a pleasure.
[05:10] Tsukasa
    She doesn't seem even mildly surprised.
[05:13] Nakiri
    That just leaves the hole saw and...
[05:17] Nakiri
    Wait, you're married, Nasa-kun?!
[05:20] Nakiri
    For real?! Since when?!
[05:21] Tsukasa
    Kinda slow...
[05:22] Nasa
    Well, it was fairly recently, to be honest.
[05:25] Nakiri
    I bet! But you could've said something!
[05:27] Nakiri
    It came as such a shock that
    it took a while to sink in!
[05:30] Nasa
    Sorry about that. It did come up kind of late...
[05:33] Nakiri
    W-Well, regardless, congratulations.
[05:37] Nakiri
    This isn't much, but...
[05:39] Nakiri
    Have some sealant paste in lieu of a gift.
[05:42] Nasa
    Oh, hey, thanks!
[05:45] Nakiri
    Still, to think that Nasa-kun is
    married now... That's a real shocker.
[05:50] Nakiri
    Where did you even meet, anyway?
[05:52] Nasa
    On the street!
[05:55] Nasa
    I happened to catch a glimpse of her,
[05:58] Nasa
    and it was love at first sight.
[06:00] Nakiri
    I-I see...
[06:03] Nakiri
    To be honest, I figured you were like me.
[06:06] Nakiri
    The type who'd never really have any
    interest in, or chance for, that sort of thing.
[06:10] Nasa
    Well, I can see how you
    would've thought that.
[06:14] Nasa
    I'm pretty sure if I hadn't met Tsukasa-chan,
     you would've been right.
[06:19] Nasa
    I was never all that concerned about romance.
[06:22] Nasa
    I don't think I ever will be again, either.
[06:25] Nasa
    I'm pretty sure my lifetime's worth of
    romantic love is all for Tsukasa-chan!
[06:32] Nakiri
    I-I see...
[06:34] Nakiri
    You never fail to impress.
[06:38] Nakiri
    I-I'll waive your rental fees for today.
[06:41] Nasa
    Really?! Thanks!
[06:45] Nasa
    Okay, all installed.
[06:50] Nasa
    Wow, air conditioning really
    does make the place more comfy!
[06:54] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah, it does.
[06:58] (Flashback) Nasa
    I'm pretty sure my lifetime's worth of
    romantic love is all for Tsukasa-chan!
[07:05] Nasa
    Since it's cooled down a bit,
    I think I'll raise the temperature.
[07:09] Tsukasa
    I-I'm still feeling warm, so maybe not.
[07:12] Nasa
    You sure?
[07:13] Tsukasa
    And since I'm sweaty,
    I'm gonna go take a bath.
[07:17] Nasa
    Okay.
[07:29] Tsukasa
    There's something really nice about a
    cool room after getting out the bath!
[07:34] Nasa
    My wife is cute when enjoying cool air, too!
[07:37] Nasa
    All right, Tsukasa-chan,
    how about we head to bed?
[07:40] Tsukasa
    Yeah.
[07:43] Nasa
    I'll turn everything off, then.
[07:45] Tsukasa
    Okay. Goodnight.
[08:01] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[08:04] Nasa
    What's wrong?
[08:06] Tsukasa
    Is it just me, or does turning off
    the AC before bed... make it hot?
[08:09] Nasa
    Oh, sorry! Were you having trouble sleeping?
[08:11] Tsukasa
    I wouldn't go that far, but...
[08:15] Tsukasa
    There's the feeling of going
    from a comfy room with the AC on
[08:18] Tsukasa
    to a room where summer is in full effect.
[08:21] Tsukasa
    How do I put this? It's like the
    contrast is making it hard to sleep.
[08:25] Nasa
    I-I see...
[08:27] Nasa
    In that case, why don't I set
    it to turn off in an hour?
[08:30] Tsukasa
    I think that's a brilliant idea, darling.
[08:36] Nasa
    Sleep tight.
[08:37] Tsukasa
    Goodnight.
[08:46] Nasa
    Is it just me, or is it super cold now?
[08:50] Nasa
    Huh? What did I have the
    temperature set to, again?
SIGN    Remote
SIGN    Automatic
SIGN    Stop
SIGN    AC
[08:54] Nasa
    I think it was 26 degrees...
[08:56] Nasa
    Has 26 degrees always been this cold?
[08:59] Nasa
    Are newer model ACs this cold?
[09:03] Nasa
    Aw, man, I can't sleep! It's a hot night,
    but I'm too cold to sleep!
[09:08] Nasa
    And how is it that, when I'm this cold,
[09:10] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan is totally...
SIGN    Brrr brrr
[09:12] Tsukasa
    Darling, I'm cold.
[09:14] Nasa
    I know, right?! It really is, isn't it?!
[09:18] Tsukasa
    Maybe 26 degrees was too cold?
[09:21] Nasa
    I guess so.
SIGN    Air Direction
SIGN    Up/Down
SIGN    Air Pressure
[09:22] Nasa
    Let's set it to 28 degrees instead.
[09:25] Tsukasa
    Good idea. We can see how that works out.
[09:32] Nasa
    This is pretty comfortable for me.
[09:35] Nasa
    I bet Tsukasa-chan will be
    able to sleep well now, too.
[09:44] Nasa
    Okay, she looks like she's super hot!
[09:47] Nasa
    Do girls run warmer than guys?
[09:51] Nasa
    Although, with that said...
[09:58] Nasa
    It's pretty nice.
[10:00] Nasa
    Wait, no!
[10:01] Nasa
    I'd hate for her to be uncomfortable.
[10:03] Nasa
    Let's set it to 27 degrees...
[10:07] Nasa
    And have the sleep timer
    turn it off in an hour.
[10:25] Nasa
    How are humans able to do that
    sort of thing unconsciously?
[10:30] Nasa
    This is a little chilly for me, but as
    long as Tsukasa-chan is comfortable.
[10:34] Nasa
    Goodnight...
[10:49] Tsukasa
    Oh, sorry. Did I wake you?
[10:52] Tsukasa
    I woke up from the heat. Sorry.
[10:57] Nasa
    Let's leave the AC on a
    bit longer while we sleep.
[11:00] Tsukasa
    You sure?
[11:01] Nasa
    Well, newer models have
    better energy efficiency,
[11:04] Nasa
    and there's no point in having it
    if we're sitting around being hot.
[11:08] Tsukasa
    Thanks, darling.
[11:10] Nasa
    I like it to be comfy, too.
[11:14] Tsukasa
    I love you.
[11:18] Tsukasa
    Sleep well, darling.
[11:20] Nasa
    G-Goodnight...
[11:24] Nasa
    After that, we both were a little
    too heated up to sleep.
[11:29] Nasa
    So we ended up setting the AC to 26.5.
[11:42] Tsukasa
    Okay.
[11:43] Kyuuma
    Hey, Kaname.
[11:45] Kyuuma
    I wanted your help with something
    involving the summer festival.
[11:48] Kyuuma
    Shiba-san's asking me to help out.
[11:51] Kyuuma
    What do you think?
[11:53] Kyuuma
    I mean, I'd personally rather not, but...
[11:56] Kyuuma
    But you know how Shiba-san is.
    That could start another argument.
[11:59] Kyuuma
    Which is why I wanted to ask you...
[12:01] Kyuuma
    What should I do, Kaname?
[12:05] Kyuuma
    Wait, who are you?!
[12:07] Tsukasa
    I should be asking that!
[12:09] Kyuuma
    What are you doing here,
    lady?! You're not Kaname!
[12:12] Tsukasa
    I'm just a part-timer who's
    filling in for Kaname!
[12:17] Kyuuma
    Oh, huh. I see.
[12:22] Kyuuma
    This is rough. I could
    seriously use her advice.
[12:26] Kyuuma
    Okay, there's no other way.
[12:29] Kyuuma
    I'll just pretend you're Kaname and ask you!
[12:33] Kyuuma
    So, there's apparently a lot of trouble
    going into the summer festival...
[12:36] Tsukasa
    Okay, this isn't going to work!
[12:38] Kyuuma
    It's not?!
[12:39] Tsukasa
    Why would it?!
[12:40] Tsukasa
    Besides, would you be interested in
    hearing out a total stranger's problem?
[12:46] Kyuuma
    But don't you like helping people
    who seem to be in trouble?
[12:49] Tsukasa
    I don't think this falls under that category!
[12:51] Tsukasa
    For the record, I don't even know your name!
[12:55] Kyuuma
    My name?
[12:56] Tsukasa
    That's right!
[12:57] Kyuuma
    Come on, baby. Do we really need names?
[13:01] Kyuuma
    A friend in need is a friend indeed.
[13:03] Tsukasa
    You're the only one who needs something!
[13:06] Kyuuma
    Come on, don't sweat the details.
[13:08] Kyuuma
    Anyway, Shiba-san was asking me...
[13:10] Tsukasa
    Don't get into my personal space
    like it's the natural thing to do!
[13:13] Tsukasa
    Who even is this Shiba-san person?!
[13:15] Tsukasa
    Because I have no idea!
[13:17] Kyuuma
    Wait, you've never heard of Shiba-san?!
[13:19] Kyuuma
    You know who I'm talking about! Come on!
[13:22] Kyuuma
    The Shiba-san who tends to be too reckless
    on Twitter and is always getting flamed.
[13:26] Tsukasa
    Well, I'm glad I don't know Shiba-san!
[13:28] Kyuuma
    Hey, Shiba-san's so bad!
[13:30] Kyuuma
    Just a little too righteous
    for these modern times!
[13:34] Tsukasa
    That's not making them sound any better!
[13:36] Kyuuma
    They just make a lot of political statements
    informed by heavily-biased news sources!
[13:41] Tsukasa
    This Shiba-san is sounding
    like serious bad news!
[13:43] Tsukasa
    And who even cares about them, anyway?!
[13:46] Tsukasa
    My point is that I can't
     help you with your issue!
[13:52] Kyuuma
    What if you put your hair up in pigtails?
[13:55] Tsukasa
    What?
[13:56] Kyuuma
    You've never heard of them?
[13:57] Tsukasa
    That's not what I meant.
[13:59] Tsukasa
    Why should I do my hair in pigtails?
[14:02] Tsukasa
    And this is a bathhouse.
[14:04] Tsukasa
    If you're not going to go in,
    then get out of here already.
[14:06] Kyuuma
    Let's table that for a minute.
[14:09] Kyuuma
    As you're already aware, I came
    here to ask for Kaname's advice.
[14:13] Tsukasa
    I wasn't exactly aware of that.
[14:15] Kyuuma
    But I'm quite a busy woman!
[14:17] Kyuuma
    Which is why I can't just loaf
    around here waiting for her!
[14:21] Tsukasa
    And?
[14:22] Kyuuma
    Y'know how she has her hair in pigtails?
[14:24] Kyuuma
    Maybe if you did your hair the same way,
[14:27] Kyuuma
    you'd be more willing to hear me out!
[14:30] Tsukasa
    What is going on in your brain?!
[14:32] Kyuuma
    Aw, no good?
[14:33] Tsukasa
    Absolutely not! I'm confused as
    to how you ever thought otherwise!
[14:37] Kyuuma
    I guess that's a no-go...
[14:39] Tsukasa
    Seriously, what is with her?
[14:44] Tsukasa
    And now she's asleep.
[14:46] Tsukasa
    It's pretty clear she's a kid,
[14:49] Tsukasa
    but she's kinda... incredibly pretty.
[14:54] Kaname
    Hey, it's Kyuuma-chan.
[14:57] Kyuuma
    Kaname-chan! Welcome home!
[14:59] Kaname
    Uh, I'm back, I guess.
[15:01] Tsukasa
    Kyuuma-chan?
[15:02] Kaname
    This is Kagami Kyuuma-chan.
    A classmate of mine.
[15:06] Kyuuma
    Where the heck have you
    been, Kaname? I was waiting!
[15:09] Kaname
    Uh, I was at school, Kyuuma-chan.
[15:12] Kyuuma
    Huh? School?
[15:13] Kaname
    Exactly. Why weren't you there, by the way?
[15:17] Kyuuma
    Uh, well, I'm just... k-kinda stupid, so...
[15:22] Kaname
    That I knew.
[15:24] Kyuuma
    Wait, we had class today?!
[15:26] Kyuuma
    You should've told me! I had
    perfect attendance before!
[15:30] Tsukasa
    Why did you think it was a day off, anyway?
[15:32] Kyuuma
    Because everyone in class was
    talking about summer break.
[15:35] Kyuuma
    I thought it had started already.
[15:37] Tsukasa
    Is this girl gonna be okay?
[15:38] Kaname
    Not even a little bit, no.
[15:41] Kaname
    Kyuuma-chan here is dumber than
    most people think is possible,
[15:43] Kaname
    so I worry about her a lot.
[15:45] Kyuuma
    Aw, don't try and flatter me!
[15:48] Kaname
    That wasn't any kind of flattery, Kyuuma-chan!
[15:51] Kaname
    So, what did you need?
[15:53] Kyuuma
    Oh, I actually needed to ask for
    your advice about something...
[15:56] Kyuuma
    Wait, did you just call me dumb?!
[15:59] Kyuuma
    Who are you calling dumb?!
[16:01] Tsukaname
    This is going nowhere fast.
[16:03] Nasa
    Huh?
[16:04] Nasa
    I thought I heard a plucky voice.
[16:07] Nasa
    It's Kyuuma-chan!
[16:08] Kyuuma
    Hey, Yuzaki-paisen! It's been a while.
[16:11] Nasa
    It sure has.
[16:12] Nasa
    You're as energetic as ever.
[16:15] Tsukasa
    Welcome home, darling.
[16:17] Nasa
    I'm back.
[16:18] Kyuuma
    Huh?
[16:19] Kyuuma
    Yuzaki-paisen, when you say you're back...
[16:22] Nasa
    Yeah, I've been actually staying
    here at Kaname-chan's place.
[16:25] Kyuuma
    You have?
[16:26] Nasa
    Yep.
[16:27] Nasa
    And while I'm updating you, I got married.
[16:32] Kyuuma
    You married Kaname, Paisen?!
[16:35] Nasa
    No, Kyuuma-chan.
[16:37] Kaname
    Did you not notice the person
    that called him "darling"?
[16:41] Nasa
    This is my wife, Yuzaki Tsukasa-san.
[16:44] Tsukasa
    Nice to meet you.
[16:46] Kyuuma
    So that's why you called him "darling"?!
[16:50] Tsukasa
    So you did hear that?
[16:51] Kaname
    How did you get the idea that I was the
    one married to Senpai, in that case?
[16:56] Kyuuma
    I see! Well, ain't that something?
[16:58] Kyuuma
    It's a real shock, but congratulations.
[17:02] Nasa
    Thanks.
[17:03] Nasa
    Well, Tsukasa-chan, I need to return
    the tools I borrowed from Nakiri-san.
[17:08] Tsukasa
    Okay. Tell her I said thanks.
[17:12] Nasa
    Got it. I will.
[17:14] Kaname
    Have a safe trip.
SIGN    Bath Tickets
[17:17] Kyuuma
    To think that Yuzaki-paisen got married...
[17:20] Kyuuma
    Well, I still don't get much about
    romance at all, much less marriage.
[17:26] Kyuuma
    Do you smooch and stuff when you get married?
[17:30] Tsukasa
    Well, it's not like we don't, but...
[17:34] Kyuuma
    But what?
[17:35] Kyuuma
    How many times in a day?
[17:37] Kyuuma
    Who usually initiates?
[17:40] Kyuuma
    When did you last kiss?
[17:43] Kyuuma
    When you kiss—
[17:44] Tsukasa
    Okay, pipe down! I'm not
    playing 20 questions with you!
[17:47] Tsukasa
    Besides, I thought you were
    here to talk to Kaname!
[17:51] Tsukasa
    So talk to her already!
[17:52] Kyuuma
    Oh, right, I forgot about that.
[17:55] Kyuuma
    Kaname, I need some advice on something!
[17:58] Kaname
    What?
[18:02] Kyuuma
    I dunno, though...
[18:03] Kaname
    What is it?
[18:05] Kyuuma
    I mean, I did want to get your advice.
[18:09] Kyuuma
    But Häagen...
[18:10] Kaname
    Häagen?
[18:12] Kyuuma
    I don't think I'm gonna
    talk without any Häagen.
[18:19] Tsukasa
    You're the one asking her for advice!
[18:21] Tsukasa
    Where does ice cream even enter into it?!
[18:23] Kaname
    And Häagen?! Trying to get the
    good stuff while you're at it?!
[18:28] Kyuuma
    B-But problems like this are always
    better with a tasty snack...
[18:33] Kaname
    I don't even know what problem
    it is yet, so just ask!
[18:38] Kyuuma
    Then will you buy me
    the ice cream afterward?
[18:40] Tsukasa
    Sure, whatever, okay?!
[18:42] Kyuuma
    I dunno, though...
[18:43] Kaname
    You don't even care anymore, do you?!
[18:46] Kyuuma
    Okay, I've made up my mind!
[18:48] Kyuuma
    I think I'm gonna go grab that Häagen,
    and then I'll be back for advice!
[18:53] Kyuuma
    So I'll catch you later, Kaname!
[18:55] Kaname
    Wait, hold on, Kyuuma-chan!
[18:59] Tsukasa
    She's an odd girl.
[19:01] Kaname
    Yeah.
[19:02] Kaname
    The thing is...
[19:04] Kaname
    As crazy as she is,
[19:06] Kaname
    and as impossible as it is to understand
    anything she says or does...
[19:09] Kyuuma
    Kaname! Hey, Kaname! What flavor do you want?
[19:12] Kaname
    S-Strawberry, then.
[19:14] Kyuuma
    'Kay! Consider it done!
[19:20] Kaname
    So there you have it...
[19:21] Kaname
    She's just really cute, y'know?
[19:24] Tsukasa
    I see.
[19:28] Nasa
    Nakiri-san! Thanks a bunch for the tools.
[19:32] Nakiri
    Hey. Did the installation go well?
[19:35] Nasa
    Yep!
[19:36] Nasa
    Pretty smoothly, I guess.
[19:38] Nakiri
    That's good to hear.
[19:40] Nakiri
    I'm still having trouble believing
    you got married, Nasa-kun.
[19:46] Nakiri
    I don't really have a desire to,
     so it's hard to picture.
[19:50] Nakiri
    Is being married a good thing?
[19:53] Nasa
    Well, it probably depends on the person.
[19:56] Nasa
    But I think it's pretty good.
[19:59] Nakiri
    I-I see. In what ways?
[20:02] Nasa
    Well, let's see. For one thing...
[20:06] Nasa
    My wife always smells great!
[20:10] Nakiri
    She does?!
[20:11] Nasa
    Yeah! It's really pretty incredible!
[20:15] Nasa
    When we walk together at night,
[20:17] Nasa
    I always end up standing downwind.
[20:20] Nasa
    And there's this sweet scent,
    like I'm in a field of flowers!
[20:25] Nasa
    Sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go crazy!
[20:28] Nakiri
    W-Well, that is certainly...
[20:30] Nakiri
    I think it may be a bit advanced for me.
[20:33] Nakiri
    Anything else come to mind?
[20:36] Nasa
    Oh, right!
[20:37] Nasa
    Nakiri-san, did you know that girls
[20:39] Nasa
    will buy cookies based on
    the design of the package?
[20:43] Nakiri
    Th-That's crazy!
[20:45] Nakiri
    Who even does that?!
[20:47] Nakiri
    Shouldn't you buy cookies
    based on their flavor?!
[20:49] Nasa
    I was surprised at first, too.
[20:52] Nasa
    I asked her, "Shouldn't you pick
    food based on how it tastes?"
[20:56] Nasa
    But then, she told me...
[20:59] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Well, of course the taste matters,
[21:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    but the cuteness of the
    packaging matters, too.
[21:04] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Besides, if they put
    effort into the package,
[21:06] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    they're bound to put it into the taste, too.
[21:09] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    And if the box is cute,
[21:11] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    it makes you more excited
    when you pick it up, right?
[21:15] Nakiri
    She does have a point there, I think.
[21:19] Nakiri
    It's like how I get excited
    about a rotary engine,
[21:22] Nakiri
    and start thinking if I get
    a car, it's gotta be an RX-7.
[21:26] Nasa
    It's the same thing!
[21:27] Nakiri
    Girls buy cookies based on the packaging...
[21:30] Nakiri
    This is pretty educational! Anything else?
[21:32] Nasa
    Well, do you know about this?
[21:35] Nasa
    Girls...
[21:39] Nasa
    tend to prefer to drink warm water.
[21:41] Nakiri
    W-Warm water?!
[21:44] Nakiri
    Th-That sounds like room
    temperature nonsense!
[21:46] Nakiri
    Everyone knows the best drinks
    are the ice cold ones!
[21:51] Nasa
    Apparently not, actually!
[21:53] Nasa
    According to my wife...
[21:54] (Flashback) Nasa
    Here, Tsukasa-chan.
[21:56] Tsukasa
    No thanks.
[21:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    If you drink that cold stuff all
    the time, you'll catch a chill.
[22:02] Nasa
    Listen closely, Nakiri-san!
[22:03] Nasa
    By drinking warm water intentionally,
[22:06] Nasa
    girls are trying to avoid feeling cold!
     And they do it on purpose!
[22:10] Nasa
    Do you understand how
    delicate that makes them?!
[22:13] Nakiri
    I-I had no idea.
[22:16] Nakiri
    There's a lot to learn about girls.
[22:19] Nasa
    There sure is!
[22:21] Nasa
    But the best thing about getting married,
    to me, is how my world has expanded.
[22:26] Nakiri
    The world?
[22:27] Nasa
    Right!
[22:28] Nasa
    By living together,
[22:30] Nasa
    I'm discovering things every day
    that I had no idea about.
[22:34] Nasa
    I go to places I've never been before, think
    about things I never considered before,
[22:38] Nasa
    experience emotions I've never felt,
[22:40] Nasa
    meet people I wouldn't have met otherwise...
[22:43] Nasa
    All of those things combined
[22:46] Nasa
    have made me feel like I have
    more potential than before.
[22:50] Nasa
    It feels like the world itself is bigger.
[23:02] Nasa
    Well, Nakiri-san, I'll be seeing you!
[23:06] Nakiri
    Sure. Until next time.
[23:12] Nakiri
    Your world expanding by meeting new people...
[23:18] Nakiri
    Maybe I...
[23:20] Nakiri
    should look for a wife, too.
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[23:25] Aya
    Life is a sauna!
[23:27] Kaname
    Great, my sister's lost her marbles again.
[23:30] Aya
    There are times when people
    must show restraint.
[23:32] Kaname
    You oughta make that your phone's wallpaper
    and re-read it a hundred times over.
[23:35] Aya
    Which is why I will restrain myself by
    giving up on this gacha some other time!
[23:38] Kaname
    Okay, we're done here!

Season 2

E8 - When You Actually Like It

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[00:02] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Darling...
[00:03] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Do you love me?
[00:06] (Flashback) Nasa
    Huh? Y-Yeah, of course I do.
[00:12] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    I see.
[00:17] Nasa
    So that's what happened.
[00:19] Nasa
    Do you think I've done something
     to make her doubt my love?
[00:23] Kaname
    I see. This is quite a fascinating
    case study, I think.
[00:27] Nasa
    Huh? What do you mean?
[00:29] Kaname
    Here's an example...
[00:31] Kaname
    Say you're looking at a work of cubism.
[00:32] Kaname
    Whether or not you see it as a work of art
    or just doodles depends on the person.
[00:38] Kaname
    In the same way,
[00:39] Kaname
    even individual words can be interpreted
    differently between men and women!
[00:43] Nasa
    Huh? I-Interpreted differently?
[00:46] Kaname
    Yep.
[00:47] Kaname
    You have a cat, don't you, Senpai?
[00:50] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[00:51] Kaname
    To put it in those terms,
    what Tsukassan said amounts to purring.
[00:58] Nasa
    What?
[00:58] Kaname
    She already knows that you love her.
[01:01] Kaname
    She got closer to you and
    started purring like that
[01:03] Kaname
    because she wanted you
    to show some affection.
[01:06] Kaname
    What would you do if a cat did
    something like that, Senpai?
[01:10] Kaname
    You'd probably want to
    pet them for a while, right?
[01:13] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[01:14] Kaname
    And yet what was your response?!
[01:17] Tsukasa
    Do you love me?
[01:20] Nasa
    Huh? Oh, yeah, of course I do.
[01:25] Kaname
    How could you be so cold to a purring kitty?!
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[01:29] Kaname
    And you're wondering if she's questioning
     your love?! Well, I sure as hell am!
[01:33] Nasa
    I-Is that what it was?!
[01:35] Kaname
    That's right!
[01:36] Kaname
    And there's only one appropriate
    response for that situation:
[01:40] Kaname
    You've gotta show your affection to her
    until she's satisfied! It's the only way!
[01:46] Tsukasa
    Well, I don't think he was annoyed, but...
[01:52] Tsukasa
    It probably was annoying.
[01:54] Tsukasa
    It has to be, right?
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    Does he get annoyed when you ask,
    "Do you love me?"
[01:56] Tsukasa
    That's why I don't ask too often.
[01:59] Tsukasa
    You're the only one allowed to whisper
    sweet nothings to me, you know.
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[03:36] Nasa
    If there's one thing I've learned in the
    relatively short time I've been married,
[03:42] Nasa
    it's the importance of expressing
    things verbally with women.
[03:46] (Flashback) Kaname
    Consider the words, "I love you."
[03:50] (Flashback) Kaname
    A cutie pie like me is probably going to hear
     that from no shortage of guys in the future,
[03:56] (Flashback) Kaname
    in no less than five different
    languages, I'd wager.
[03:59] (Flashback) Kaname
    But Tsukassan is married, and you're the
    only one allowed to say that to her!
[04:05] (Flashback) Kaname
    So if you stop saying it to her?
[04:07] (Flashback) Kaname
    It means she'll never hear
    those words ever again!
[04:12] (Flashback) Kaname
    The same applies to other stuff, too!
[04:14] (Flashback) Kaname
    Telling a girl she's cute or
    pretty is like watering a flower!
[04:20] (Flashback) Kaname
    You must never forget your responsibility!
[04:24] Nasa
    I don't think I've been forgetting,
[04:27] Nasa
    but I'll admit I haven't been
    too aggressive about saying it.
[04:30] Nasa
    What's considered the right timing to
    tell someone you love them, though?
[04:34] Nasa
    Isn't it a little weird to tell someone,
[04:36] Nasa
    "You're pretty," or "You're so cute,"
    during daily life, with no real lead-in?
[04:40] Nasa
    And when you consider I lived 18 years
    never needing to say those kinds of things,
[04:44] Nasa
    I don't know how I'm suddenly
    supposed to adapt.
[04:48] Nasa
    But if I don't figure something out,
    I'll be letting Tsukasa-chan down!
[04:52] Nasa
    And it is true that I think about
    how cute she is every day!
[04:56] Nasa
    That's right! This is totally doable!
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[05:00] Idol Trio
    What did you think of that song?
[05:02] Idol trio
    I was really anxious about
    singing it for the first time!
[05:03] Nasa
    You're way prettier than
    those idols, Tsukasa-chan.
[05:10] Nasa
    Yeah, I get the feeling
    that's a terrible idea!
[05:13] Nasa
    First there's the "Where'd that
    comparison come from?" factor,
[05:15] Nasa
    and what if Tsukasa-chan
    likes that idol group?!
[05:19] Nasa
    And more than that, it sounds
    like either flattery or sarcasm!
[05:22] Nasa
    Which means the best timing is probably...
[05:32] Nasa
    Good morning, Tsukasa-chan.
[05:35] Nasa
    You're as incredibly cute as ever today.
[05:39] Tsukasa
    Uh... okay. Thank you.
[05:43] Tsukasa
    I'm going to get changed and
    help out at the bathhouse.
[05:49] Nasa
    Well, that didn't work!
[05:51] Nasa
    What did I do wrong?
[05:52] Nasa
    I know there's more to it
    than just saying the words.
[05:55] Nasa
    And I really did put a lot
    of thought into that one!
[05:58] Nasa
    But this confirms a theory of mine.
[06:01] Nasa
    To be honest, I was pretty sure
    beforehand, but this settles it!
[06:03] Nasa
    I need to practice before
    this will turn out right!
[06:07] Nasa
    These words that I never had any use
    for in the 18 years I've been alive...
[06:11] Nasa
    Of course I won't be able to use them
    right in my daily life all of a sudden!
[06:15] Nasa
    That much should've been obvious!
[06:17] Nasa
    But just because I'm not good at it now
    doesn't mean it should stay that way!
[06:22] Nasa
    Loving words are like English!
[06:24] Nasa
    You gotta keep learning and practicing,
    or you'll never be any good!
[06:27] Nasa
    I'm gonna start by studying with shojo manga!
[06:33] Tsukasa
    My husband has started reading shojo manga
    whenever he takes a break from work.
[06:39] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan...
[06:42] Nasa
    Shojo manga is pretty interesting!
[06:45] Tsukasa
    My husband, as a rule,
    has no sense of proportion.
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[06:49] Tsukasa
    When he gets into something, he absorbs
    huge amounts of it as quickly as possible.
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[06:55] Tsukasa
    To be honest, it's kind of cute...
[06:59] Tsukasa
    But when I see him focusing so
    intently on something like this,
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[07:04] Tsukasa
    I kinda wanna mess with him!
SIGN    Desire for mischief activated!
[07:15] Nasa
    Toast?! Come on, why are you eating my hair?!
[07:19] Nasa
    Hey! What is this persistent urge
    of yours to eat my head?! Seriously!
[07:26] Tsukasa
    Now, now, Toast, you can't interrupt Daddy.
[07:31] Tsukasa
    You are honestly such a
    troublesome little kitty.
[07:33] Tsukasa
    We'll need to be careful.
[07:35] Nasa
    I-Is it okay if I read a bit more?
[07:38] Tsukasa
    Of course. Enjoy yourself.
[07:40] Tsukasa
    Lately, I've developed a guilty pleasure.
[07:44] Tsukasa
    When I see my darling with
    that serious look on his face,
[07:47] Tsukasa
    I feel this pressing urge to mess with him.
[07:51] Tsukasa
    I know better than to indulge when
    he's busy with work, of course,
[07:56] Tsukasa
    but if it's not work,
    then it can't hurt, right?
[08:00] Tsukasa
    Darling, have you felt worn out lately?
[08:03] Nasa
    Huh? Not at all, why?
[08:05] Tsukasa
    No, I'm sure you have.
    This calls for a massage.
[08:09] Tsukasa
    That being the case,
    let me rub your shoulders.
[08:11] Nasa
    O-Okay, thanks.
[08:14] Tsukasa
    Now, then...
[08:16] Tsukasa
    Here!
[08:19] Nasa
    Hang on, Tsukasa-chan!
    Why were you tickling me?
[08:22] Tsukasa
    Wait, did I do that wrong?
[08:24] Nasa
    Y-Yeah, you did! You can't go after
    my ribs out of the blue like that.
[08:28] Tsukasa
    I see. I won't do it without warning again.
[08:32] Nasa
    Exactly. If you're going to rub something,
    make it my shoulders, please.
[08:35] Nasa
    Okay?
[08:36] Tsukasa
    Okay, I've got it.
[08:38] Tsukasa
    Tsukasa-chan never lies!
[08:40] Tsukasa
    Now, let me just rub your sides.
[08:45] Nasa
    Hey! No! I asked you not to tickle me!
[08:48] Tsukasa
    But I warned you beforehand this time.
[08:52] Nasa
    A warning doesn't change anything!
[08:54] Nasa
    You rub the shoulders!
     The shoulders, por favor!
[08:57] Tsukasa
    I think your Spanish might be
    a little advanced for me.
[08:59] Nasa
    It wasn't advanced at all!
[09:01] Nasa
    You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
[09:04] Nasa
    Come on, that look makes it
    obvious what you're trying to do!
[09:07] Tsukasa
    Sorry, sorry! You were just too cute,
    the way you were focused on that manga.
[09:12] Nasa
    Come on...
[09:14] Tsukasa
    What made you suddenly start
    reading shojo manga, though?
[09:19] Nasa
    W-Well, there was... n-no real reason, I'd say.
[09:23] Nasa
    It'd be way too embarrassing to admit
    that I started because I was trying
[09:26] Nasa
    to figure out how to express my love better,
[09:28] Nasa
    but then got hooked because
    of how entertaining they are!
[09:32] Tsukasa
    Darling. You tried to brush
    that off, didn't you?
[09:35] Nasa
    Huh?! Wh-What makes you say that?
[09:37] Tsukasa
    Tsukasa-chan is pretty perceptive
    about this kind of thing.
[09:41] Tsukasa
    So stop being embarrassed and tell
    the truth. What brought all this on?
[09:44] Nasa
    Well, it's like I said...
[09:46] Tsukasa
    Like what you said?
[09:58] Tsukasa
    Ugh, you're so cute, I just had to kiss you.
[10:01] Tsukasa
    What's the big idea? Seriously.
[10:02] Nasa
    What's what big idea? What?
[10:04] Tsukasa
    Now fess up and tell the truth!
[10:07] Nasa
    Well, um...
[10:10] Nasa
    I wanted to convey how much I love you.
[10:15] Nasa
    And saying stuff like that...
    If it's before you're going out,
[10:19] Nasa
    all you need to do is find the right
    moment to admit how you feel, right?
[10:25] Nasa
    But once you're married,
[10:27] Nasa
    I think you need to be able to tell someone
    that sort of thing casually in daily life.
[10:31] Nasa
    But it's hard to do that sort of thing
    without practice or study, so...
[10:38] Tsukasa
    So you thought you'd read
    shojo manga for study?
[10:43] Nasa
    Y-Yeah. And then it was so
    interesting, I got hooked.
[10:48] Tsukasa
    I-I see.
[10:50] Tsukasa
    Damn, darling, how cute are you?
[10:54] Tsukasa
    Well, I appreciate you thinking about
    that sort of thing so seriously.
[10:58] Tsukasa
    Now, why don't you show me
    the fruits of your study?
[11:03] Nasa
    Huh?!
[11:04] Tsukasa
    Now!
[11:05] Nasa
    Wait, are you still making fun of me now?
[11:08] Tsukasa
    Not at all, no! I'm totally serious!
[11:11] Nasa
    I know you're not!
[11:12] Tsukasa
    I'm being super serious right now.
     Tsukasa-chan never lies!
[11:15] Tsukasa
    So now.
[11:16] Nasa
    Y-You're being serious right now?
[11:18] Tsukasa
    Very much so.
[11:20] Nasa
    Well...
[11:23] Nasa
    T-Tsukasa-chan, I love you the
    most in the entire universe.
[11:30] Tsukasa
    What the heck was that cute nonsense?!
[11:32] Tsukasa
    Play fair, darling!
[11:34] Nasa
    Wait, are you mad?!
[11:37] Tsukasa
    Well, in that case, how about more specifics?
[11:40] Tsukasa
    How much do you love me?
[11:42] Nasa
    Well, you're always so cute.
[11:47] Nasa
    It's like every time I see you,
    I feel like I love you more.
[11:58] Kaname
    Tsukassan... You're in a good mood.
[12:01] Kaname
    Something nice happen?
[12:05] Tsukasa
    Not telling.
[12:13] Kaname
    I'm curious, Senpai. Do you two
    ever get in the bath together?
[12:19] Kaname
    Oh, did you not hear me? I was asking...
[12:21] Nasa
    I did hear you, actually!
[12:23] Nasa
    Why are you in the men's
    bath like it's no big deal?!
[12:26] Kaname
    Well?
[12:27] Kaname
    How about it? What's the answer?
[12:29] Nasa
    I-I mean, we are married,
    so I would like to do that...
[12:34] Nasa
    But that building doesn't have a bath.
[12:36] Nasa
    Granted, if we move into a new apartment that
    has one, then I'd love to do that every day.
[12:44] Kaname
    So the desire exists, at least.
[12:47] Kaname
    In that case, do you wanna join her now?
[12:49] Nasa
    Huh?
[12:50] Kaname
    Business hours are over,
    and the customers are all gone.
[12:55] Kaname
    You can pop into the women's
    bath now, if you want.
[12:58] Nasa
    What?! B-But...
[12:59] Kaname
    You guys already got in the bath
    together at Kusatsu, right?
[13:03] Kaname
    Tsukassan still seems to be bathing,
[13:06] Kaname
    so I'll unlock the door that
    leads to the women's bath.
[13:10] Kaname
    You two can enjoy some quality time
    washing each other's backs or something.
[13:16] Nasa
    A-Are you sure it's okay?
[13:17] Kaname
    You bet.
[13:19] Kaname
    Just don't have too much fun
    and make a lot of noise, okay?
[13:23] Kaname
    Sound really carries in this place.
[13:26] Nasa
    W-We wouldn't go that far!
[13:31] Nasa
    Okay, I'm going!
[13:32] Tsukasa
    Whoa, hang on!
[13:33] Tsukasa
    Hold on a sec! Are you actually
    coming over here, darling?!
[13:37] Kaname
    Did you hear us?
[13:39] Tsukasa
    Of course I did!
[13:41] Tsukasa
    Why am I not a part of this conversation?!
[13:44] Kaname
    Should I cancel the spousal
    quality time, then?
[13:47] Tsukasa
    Huh? Well, I mean...
[13:51] Tsukasa
    I-If you... turn the lights off,
     then it's okay.
[13:56] Kaname
    You heard her. Good for you, Senpai.
[14:00] Kaname
    I'm going to go clean up at the front desk,
[14:04] Kaname
    so enjoy yourselves!
[14:09] Nasa
    Getting in the bath with your
    wife is a totally normal thing.
[14:13] Nasa
    If anything, it's a good thing! The kind of
    thing that the government would endorse!
[14:18] Nasa
    Married couples getting along
    contributes to world peace!
[14:23] Nasa
    I think!
[14:25] Nasa
    W-Well, Tsukasa-chan, can I come in?
[14:29] Tsukasa
    S-Sure... Go ahead.
[14:54] Nasa
    It...
[14:57] Nasa
    It's the first time we've done
    this since the Kusatsu trip, huh?
[15:01] Tsukasa
    Th-That's right.
[15:03] Tsukasa
    Seriously, I have no idea
    what Kaname was thinking,
[15:06] Tsukasa
    suggesting something like
    this out of the blue...
[15:08] Nasa
    Y-Yeah.
[15:10] Nasa
    I'm kinda glad she did, though.
[15:13] Tsukasa
    I mean, so am I.
[15:18] Tsukasa
    Don't look too closely, okay?
[15:22] Tsukasa
    This isn't like Kusatsu.
[15:24] Tsukasa
    The water's clear, so...
[15:28] Tsukasa
    You can see... everything.
[15:34] Nasa
    Th-This is bad.
[15:36] Nasa
    She warned us not to make any noise,
    but I feel like I'm gonna!
[15:43] Nasa
    How much do you think voices carry in here?
[15:46] Tsukasa
    Huh?
[15:47] Nasa
    Well, it's just that...
[15:49] Nasa
    We probably shouldn't do anything that
    Kaname-chan will be able to hear.
[16:02] Tsukasa
    Honestly...
[16:04] Tsukasa
    It's like this stuff is always the
    first thing on your mind, Nasa-kun.
[16:08] Nasa
    Sorry!
[16:09] Nasa
    Did you not want to?
[16:14] Tsukasa
    You are so stupid!
[16:17] Tsukasa
    If I didn't want to...
[16:20] Tsukasa
    I wouldn't have let you in here at all!
[16:22] Nasa
    T-Too stimulating!
[16:25] Tsukasa
    Now turn the other way.
[16:27] Nasa
    O-Okay!
[16:40] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, are you getting out already?
[16:42] Tsukasa
    No! I was just thinking
    about using the sauna.
[16:47] Tsukasa
    If you want to join me, feel free, darling.
[16:55] Nasa
    If she didn't want to,
    she wouldn't have let me in.
[16:58] Nasa
    If you really didn't want to...
[17:00] Nasa
    If she didn't—
[17:01] Nasa
    This is like a scene out of a shojo manga!
[17:04] Nasa
    Which means I need to go!
[17:07] Nasa
    Getting into the bath and then the sauna
[17:11] Nasa
    with my wife is for the sake of world peace!
[17:18] Nasa
    S-So hot!
[17:20] Nasa
    Come to think of it, the sauna here...
[17:23] Nasa
    has the temperature set really high!
[17:26] Nasa
    In a setup like this, I'll have
    maybe five minutes to do stuff!
[17:31] Nasa
    But will I be able to maintain
    my libidinous feelings—
[17:35] Nasa
    I mean, my love for my wife,
    in the midst of this scorching heat?!
[17:39] Nasa
    Will I?
[17:41] Nasa
    Will I?!
[17:45] Tsukasa
    Darling, you came.
[17:47] Nasa
    Yeah, this'll be easy!
[17:49] Nasa
    C-Can I sit next to you?
[17:51] Tsukasa
    Of course.
[17:53] Tsukasa
    I love how hot the sauna here is.
[17:56] Nasa
    D-Do you?
[17:59] Nasa
    How long do you usually stay in the sauna?
[18:02] Tsukasa
    As long as I can, of course.
[18:04] Nasa
    Well, that's very manly!
[18:06] Tsukasa
    You see, a sauna, darling...
[18:09] Tsukasa
    is a battle against yourself.
[18:11] Tsukasa
    Amidst this overwhelming heat,
[18:14] Tsukasa
    you're able to ask yourself
    the hard questions.
[18:17] Nasa
    I-I see.
[18:22] Nasa
    This isn't what I expected!
[18:25] Nasa
    You must love saunas, huh, Tsukasa-chan?
[18:28] Tsukasa
    Not exactly, no.
[18:30] Nasa
    Huh?
[18:31] Tsukasa
    It's not me that loves saunas.
    All of humanity does!
[18:35] Nasa
    I-I see.
[18:38] Nasa
    Despite a mostly naked man and woman
    being together in a dark, enclosed space,
[18:42] Nasa
    the atmosphere isn't even a little spicy!
[18:45] Nasa
    Well, I guess fooling around in a sauna
    room is a bad idea in the first place.
[18:51] Nasa
    But mankind has always
    challenged new frontiers!
[18:58] Nasa
    Wh-What are you doing, Tsukasa-chan?
[19:02] Tsukasa
    Creating some steam so it'll get hotter in here.
[19:05] Tsukasa
    I was feeling like more of a challenge.
[19:08] Nasa
    That's not the kind of challenge I meant!
[19:11] Tsukasa
    Do you like saunas, darling?
[19:13] Nasa
    Well, let's see...
[19:15] Nasa
    I-I'm not great with them, to be honest.
[19:19] Nasa
    Which is why I usually get out after two or
    three minutes, when it becomes unbearable.
[19:23] Tsukasa
    You've got the wrong idea, darling.
[19:25] Tsukasa
    A sauna begins with enduring
    the first three minutes.
[19:29] Tsukasa
    The first three minutes are before
    your body gets used to the heat,
[19:32] Tsukasa
    so it can be uncomfortable, and even painful.
[19:35] Tsukasa
    Which is why amateurs can't bear those first
    three minutes, and tend to run out right away.
[19:37] Nasa
    Amateurs?!
[19:41] Tsukasa
    But that's wrong!
[19:42] Tsukasa
    You endure the first three minutes,
    and that's when the first door opens!
[19:46] Nasa
    What door?
[19:47] Tsukasa
    And when that door opens,
[19:49] Tsukasa
    the heat spreads throughout your body,
    and then it becomes comfortable!
[19:52] Tsukasa
    The heat is our friend!
[19:54] Nasa
    We're friends?!
[19:56] Tsukasa
    You need to hang in there until
    that friendship blossoms.
[19:59] Tsukasa
    Let's open the door together, darling!
[20:02] Nasa
    Oh, boy, she seems really serious about this.
[20:05] Nasa
    O-Okay, I'll try my best.
[20:10] Aya
    Kaname-chan!
[20:13] Aya
    Did you drain the bathwater already?
[20:15] Kaname
    Not yet. But don't go in the women's bath.
[20:19] Aya
    Why not?
[20:20] Kaname
    Because Senpai and Tsukassan are having
    some private time in there right now.
[20:25] Aya
    What the heck?!
    That's straight out of a rom-com!
[20:27] Kaname
    Well, they're already married,
[20:29] Kaname
    so there won't be any of that
    "Ew, perv!" stuff like in rom-coms.
[20:32] Aya
    That just means it's gonna
    be even more intense!
[20:35] Kaname
    Anyway, if you're going in,
    make sure to use the men's bath.
[20:37] Aya
    G-Got it.
[20:39] Aya
    All the customers left already, right?
[20:44] Ginga
    Aw, crap. I dozed off in the sauna.
[20:49] Sign
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[20:51] Nasa
    This is bad. No doors are opening at all.
[20:54] Nasa
    And this heat doesn't seem at all friendly!
[20:57] Nasa
    Is my wife seriously,
    seriously enduring this heat?
[21:01] Nasa
    It's getting harder and harder to endure!
[21:04] Nasa
    Is this really okay, Tsukasa-chan?!
[21:12] Nasa
    I'll try to commune with
    the heat for a bit longer.
[21:15] Nasa
    But even if I do, time's running out.
[21:18] Nasa
    Which means my only choice is to....
[21:24] Nasa
    Even if the heat wipes me out,
[21:26] Nasa
    I want to have some contact!
[21:28] Nasa
    As I see my wife enduring
    the heat of the sauna,
[21:31] Nasa
    glistening with sweat,
    she's as cute as she's ever been!
[21:34] Nasa
    Normally, I wouldn't be able to touch
    someone like that, but we're married!
[21:38] Nasa
    And married couples getting along
    contributes to world peace!
[21:42] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan...
[21:46] Tsukasa
    It's already hot enough.
    Are you sure you want to?
[21:49] Nasa
    Yeah.
[21:51] Nasa
    Because my feelings for you
    burn way hotter than this.
[21:59] Tsukasa
    Looks like your practice
    is paying off, darling.
[22:02] Nasa
    Aw, come on!
[22:04] Nasa
    If you're gonna make fun
    of me, then take this!
[22:07] Tsukasa
    H-Hey! My towel's gonna fall off.
[22:10] Nasa
    W-Would that be a bad thing?
[22:14] Tsukasa
    W-Well... n-not really...
[22:23] Sign/Aya
    Eek! Who the heck are you?!
[22:28] Tsukasa
    What was that, darling?
[22:30] Nasa
    Aya-san's voice, I think.
[22:33] Tsukasa
    The sound in here really seems
    to carry. Let's get out.
[22:37] Nasa
    Y-Yeah.
[22:38] Aya
    Why were you in there when I was going in?!
SIGN    Gripe
[22:42] Aya
    What is wrong with you?!
    Unbelievable! Give me a break!
[22:42] Ginga
    Well, it was the men's bath...
[22:45] Aya
    I don't wanna hear your logic!
[22:47] Aya
    I wanna know how you're
    going to make this right!
[22:49] Ginga
    Make it right?
[22:51] Aya
    Are you going to, or not?! Which is it?!
SIGN    Gripe
[22:53] Kaname
    Sorry about all this, Senpai.
[22:56] Kaname
    Seems this rom-com nonsense got in your way.
[23:01] Tsukasa
    Good grief. Just when things were going well...
[23:04] Tsukasa
    What a shame.
[23:06] Nasa
    It was a shame?
[23:08] Tsukasa
    I mean, it's a shame what happened to Aya!
[23:11] Nasa
    I-I see...
[23:14] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah.
[23:16] Tsukasa
    What else?
[23:17] Nasa
    Right...
[23:20] Nasa
    I thought about how I'd like to
    get in the sauna together again.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Naoko
    Yuzaki-kun, do you ever argue
    with your wife about food?
[23:28] Nasa
    Not at all. Do you, Yanagi-sensei?
[23:31] Naoko
    About whether fried eggs get
    soy sauce or Worcestershire,
[23:33] Naoko
    and whether or not to mix
    your curry into your rice.
[23:35] Nasa
    Still, food does taste better when you
    have someone to share it with, right?
[23:37] Naoko
    You really are an honor student!

Season 2

E9 - A Summer Day

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[00:04] (Flashback) Girl
    It's all burnt up...
[00:07] (Flashback) Girl
    Where am I supposed to go now?
[00:11] (Flashback) Woman
    It's all right. You're still alive.
[00:17] (Flashback) Woman
    For now, you should eat these ohagi.
[00:26] Tokiko
    I remember it all so clearly...
[00:29] Tokiko
    Like it was yesterday.
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[02:02] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[02:04] Tsukasa
    I think the DVR is broken.
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[02:08] Nasa
    What makes you say that?
[02:10] Tsukasa
    I mean, look, I keep pressing, but...
[02:13] Nasa
    Can I see that for a sec?
[02:14] Tsukasa
    Here.
[02:17] Nasa
    It's probably just dead batteries.
[02:22] Nasa
    There we go. It's working.
[02:27] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[02:28] Tsukasa
    You just thought, "Wow,
    what a dummy," didn't you?
[02:31] Nasa
    What?! Of course not!
[02:34] Tsukasa
    Really?
[02:36] Tsukasa
    You didn't think I was pitiful
    for being unable to deal with
[02:39] Tsukasa
    something as basic as dead batteries?
[02:41] Nasa
    I would never!
[02:43] Tsukasa
    Really? Well, I guess that's okay, then.
[02:48] Nasa
    My wife is an amazing person.
[02:52] Nasa
    She has a real air of mystery around her,
[02:54] Nasa
    she's a deft hand with most things,
[02:56] Nasa
    and I've never seen her afraid
    or losing her composure.
[03:00] Nasa
    Even when there are scary-looking
    customers at the bathhouse sometimes...
[03:04] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    We don't serve customers with tattoos here.
[03:07] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    If you would still like to enter,
    you'll need to cover it up with this tape.
[03:11] (Flashback) Customer
    S-Sure...
[03:13] Nasa
    I honestly think she's too good for me.
[03:16] Nasa
    Which is why, occasionally... there are
    moments that I can't help but smile at.
[03:21] Tsukasa
    Y'know, I think my phone
    is playing tricks on me.
[03:24] Nasa
    What tricks?
[03:25] Tsukasa
    It says my password is wrong.
[03:28] Nasa
    Did you forget it?
[03:29] Tsukasa
    Of course not!
[03:30] Tsukasa
    But you don't have to enter your
    password that often anymore, right?
[03:34] Tsukasa
    Most of the time, it goes "dink" and
    automatically fills in your ID and password!
[03:41] Tsukasa
    So when it tells me to enter them
    the old-fashioned way all of a sudden...
[03:45] Tsukasa
    And I tried hard!
[03:47] Tsukasa
    But it keeps saying the password that
    I was so confident about is wrong!
[03:53] Tsukasa
    Maybe it was changed by
    some sort of super hacker?!
[03:56] Nasa
    Well, that's a wild theory!
[04:00] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, you haven't changed the
    password since I set it up for you, right?
[04:05] Tsukasa
    Huh? Of course not.
[04:08] Nasa
    In that case...
[04:12] Nasa
    There. I got in.
[04:14] Tsukasa
    Darling... I'm amazed you remember that
    nonsensical string of characters so easily.
[04:19] Tsukasa
    Well, there is actually a meaning behind it.
[04:22] Tsukasa
    But I think you should probably change it.
[04:24] Nasa
    It has to be complicated,
    but something you can remember.
[04:29] Tsukasa
    Yeah, that's impossible.
[04:31] Nasa
    I didn't realize we were
    discussing what's possible.
[04:34] Nasa
    In that case, should I manage
    your password for you?
[04:37] Tsukasa
    Would you?
[04:38] Tsukasa
    I see! So this is the "dividing
    the housework" part of marriage!
[04:42] Nasa
    I don't think so, no.
[04:45] Nasa
    What did you do before
    we were married, though?
[04:47] Tsukasa
    Oh, Tokiko took care of that kind of thing.
[04:51] Tsukasa
    She might not look the part,
    but she's a hardcore STEM type.
[04:54] Nasa
    Really? Wow.
[04:56] Tokiko
    I know Python, too.
[04:59] Nasa
    Y'know, I think it's really cute how some
    things actually give you trouble, Tsukasa-chan.
[05:04] Tsukasa
    You really do think I'm a
    dummy, don't you, darling?
[05:09] Nasa
    What?! I don't think that at all!
[05:12] Tsukasa
    No, you do.
[05:14] Tsukasa
    Tsukasa-chan is the kind of girl
    who picks up on these things.
[05:17] Tsukasa
    Y'know what this is?
[05:18] Tsukasa
    This is genuinely one of those "happy wife,
     happy life" type situations.
[05:23] Nasa
    That kind of sounds like extortion, but...
[05:27] Nasa
    How about some cake, then?
[05:32] Nasa
    Oh, come on! Don't give
    me that exasperated look!
[05:35] Tsukasa
    You're trying to cheer me up
    with cake in this day and age?
[05:37] Tsukasa
    It's not the old days anymore, darling.
[05:41] Nasa
    Then... 168 apologems in
    your favorite mobile game?
[05:46] Nasa
    Okay, that sure is a face.
[05:49] Tsukasa
    Darling! I know this was my idea,
    but you don't have to suck up that much!
[05:54] Tsukasa
    Maybe try for something
    a little more practical!
[05:57] Nasa
    S-Sorry...
[06:00] Tsukasa
    Well, since it's the best option
    so far, I'll settle for that cake.
[06:04] Tsukasa
    And that being the case,
    let's go and pick one out.
[06:07] Nasa
    O-Okay...
[06:09] Tsukasa
    All that aside, though,
    I'm glad you're so reliable, darling.
[06:15] Nasa
    I am?
[06:17] Tsukasa
    Of course! I appreciate you
    always being there to help me.
[06:20] Nasa
    I see. Well...
[06:24] Nasa
    This is all the thanks I need.
[06:27] Tsukasa
    Honestly... You always want
    to do stuff like this.
[06:30] Nasa
    Yeah. But when I catch your scent,
[06:33] Nasa
    it makes me want to do whatever you say.
[06:35] Tsukasa
    O-Okay, enough! That tickles...
[06:39] Kaname
    And that's why you went out for cake, huh?
[06:43] Nasa
    Yep! My wife really is funny, huh?
[06:47] Kaname
    Uh-huh...
[06:48] Nasa
    The only thing I worry about
    is if she's always that funny,
[06:53] Nasa
    or if it's because she's married to me.
[06:57] Kaname
    That is the least worrying
    worry I ever heard of.
[07:00] Kaname
    Still, isn't that a good thing?
    Finding your partner cute, I mean.
[07:05] Nasa
    And there was one other
    thing I wanted to mention...
[07:08] Nasa
    The other day, something similar happened.
[07:12] Kaname
    What do you mean?
[07:14] Kaname
    Look at me, the girl who listens to this nonsense
    without registering a hint of disdain on her face!
[07:19] Kaname
    Ain't I great?
[07:20] Naoko
    Good afternoon!
[07:22] Nasa
    Oh, Yanagi-sensei!
[07:27] Tsukasa
    Help yourself.
[07:28] Naoko
    Thanks.
[07:29] Nasa
    So, what brings you by today?
[07:33] Naoko
    I think... there's gonna be a marriage.
[07:37] Nasa
    For who?
[07:38] Naoko
    For me! Me! Your old homeroom
    teacher, Yanagi-chan!
[07:42] Nasa
    Oh, congratulations!
[07:45] Tsukasa
    Congratulations.
[07:46] Naoko
    It's not purely good news, though.
[07:51] Nasa
    What do you mean?
[07:52] Nasa
    Is there something you're worried about
    when it comes to marrying Taniguchi-sensei?
[07:56] Naoko
    Hang on, how did you know
    it's Taniguchi-sensei?
[08:00] Naoko
    Actually, you weren't surprised
    at the news at all.
[08:04] Nasa
    Well, I mean...
[08:08] Nasa
    We saw you two fooling around in the park!
[08:11] Tsukasa
    We already saw something crazy!
[08:14] Nasa
    When I saw you together at the theme
    park, you seemed to really get along!
[08:18] Tsukasa
    I felt the same way.
[08:19] Naoko
    Oh, is that right?
[08:22] Nasa
    So, what is it you're worried about?
[08:25] Tsukasa
    Putting aside how you were fooling
    around in the park at night...
[08:29] Naoko
    Y-You saw that, too?!
[08:32] Nasa/Tsukasa
    Nope!
[08:33] Naoko
    Well, whatever.
[08:35] Naoko
    Actually, I wanted to ask you...
[08:38] Naoko
    Yuzaki-kun, was there anything you were
    worried about when it came to marriage?
[08:43] Nasa
    Worried?
[08:45] Nasa
    Nothing at all!
[08:47] Naoko
    He can be terrifyingly airheaded at times.
[08:50] Naoko
    Well, I expected as much,
    but I guess that confirms it.
[08:54] Nasa
    I was just a little anxious about whether or not
    I was allowed to marry someone so wonderful!
[09:00] Nasa
    Are you nervous about
    getting married, Sensei?
[09:04] Naoko
    The other day, we went out
    for beef bowls on a date.
[09:08] Tsukasa
    Beef bowls?
[09:09] Nasa
    Is it some sort of, "I can't believe we
    had beef bowls on a date!" thing?
[09:14] Naoko
    Come on, I don't think I'm
    a princess or something.
SIGN    Order take-out on
     your smart phone.
SIGN    This is where
    beef bowls get good.
SIGN    We offer
     double meat.
    
    —Ushinoya
[09:17] Naoko
    I go there by myself all the time.
[09:20] Naoko
    I go by myself, order one with
    double meat, and polish it off.
[09:25] Naoko
    But this time, I was kind of happy and
    anxious about going with the one I love...
[09:30] Tsukasa
    She really is a sweetheart.
[09:33] Naoko
    I mean, isn't that nice?
[09:34] Naoko
    Having a relationship where
    you can let your guard down.
[09:37] Nasa
    I think so.
[09:39] Naoko
    But then, when our bowls came out...
[09:46] Naoko
    Taniguchi-sensei packed the red
    pickled ginger sky-high on his.
[09:49] Nasa
    Come to think of it,
    I've heard of this before.
[09:52] Tsukasa
    I see. And that choice of his made you uneasy.
[09:55] Naoko
    It's not that! It's not that simple!
[10:01] (Flashback) Taniguchi
    I'm sure this comes as a
    surprise, Yanagi-sensei.
[10:04] (Flashback) Naoko
    Y-Yeah.
[10:06] (Flashback) Taniguchi
    I started eating them like this after
    reading about it in a certain manga...
[10:09] (Flashback) Taniguchi
    And just like they said in the actual manga,
[10:13] (Flashback) Taniguchi
    it's actually not that good.
[10:16] Nasa
    It's not?!
[10:17] Tsukasa
    Then why all the ginger?!
[10:19] Naoko
    Exactly! I asked that very same question!
[10:22] Naoko
    And he said...
[10:23] (Flashback) Taniguchi
    This... is something you can only
    understand if you experience it.
[10:26] (Flashback) Taniguchi
    But I don't want you to eat
    it this way, Yanagi-sensei!
[10:30] (Flashback) Taniguchi
    Please, Yanagi-sensei!
    I want you to remain normal!
[10:36] Naoko
    A real head-scratcher, right?
[10:38] Tsukasa
    I-I'd say so.
[10:40] Naoko
    Which is why I figured... I'd try it, too.
[10:45] Nasa
    What?! You ate one like that, Yanagi-sensei?!
[10:48] Naoko
    I did! I crossed that line!
    The next day, by myself.
[10:52] Naoko
    And when I anxiously took a bite...
[10:58] Naoko
    It wasn't particularly good.
[11:00] Nasa
    Well...
[11:01] Tsukasa
    That makes sense.
[11:02] Naoko
    But that's not even the worst part!
[11:08] Naoko
    It wasn't particularly good,
    and I left the restaurant.
[11:13] Naoko
    And about two days later,
[11:14] Naoko
    I started getting an insatiable craving for a
     beef bowl piled sky-high with red ginger!
[11:20] Naoko
    And that was when I realized: This is
    what Taniguchi-sensei was talking about!
[11:25] Naoko
    It's a swamp!
[11:27] Naoko
    A beefy swamp that's impossible
    to escape once you've sunk in!
[11:31] Naoko
    I used to look at people who packed
    on the red ginger with disdain!
[11:36] Naoko
    "How could they be so
    ridiculous?!" I'd think!
[11:38] Naoko
    But... because of him...
    I've learned to forgive them.
[11:45] Tsukasa
    What exactly is the problem here?
[11:47] Naoko
    People can change.
[11:49] Naoko
    And falling in love can drive that change.
[11:52] Naoko
    Is that something to be glad about?
[11:54] Nasa
    I-I think so?
[11:56] Nasa
    Consider it personal growth.
[11:59] Naoko
    I never wanted to grow into a person who
    eats a big pile of red ginger on her beef bowl.
[12:05] Nasa
    Well...
[12:06] Tsukasa
    That's understandable.
[12:09] Nasa
    Did you actually mention
    this to Taniguchi-sensei?
[12:13] Naoko
    I... I could never tell him!
[12:16] Naoko
    I mean, think about it!
[12:18] Naoko
    He fell in love with the version of
    me that didn't pile on red ginger!
[12:22] Naoko
    There's no way he could love me now that I've
     been pickled by all that redness and ginger!
[12:27] Nasa
    Er...
[12:29] Tsukasa
    Seriously, what even is this?
[12:31] Nasa
    W-Well, you still have to be honest
    with him about it, right?
[12:35] Nasa
    If he can't accept you as you are,
    getting married seems...
[12:40] Naoko
    You're right.
[12:42] Tsukasa
    Hey, darling, what kind of
    advice are we giving here?
[12:47] Naoko
    I understand.
[12:49] Naoko
    I'll try talking to him.
[12:52] Naoko
    And I'll ask him if he can accept me as I am!
[12:59] Nasa
    I hope the two of them can find happiness.
[13:03] Nasa
    I'll be wishing on the stars for it.
[13:04] Tsukasa
    I don't know if the stars will
    know what to do with that wish.
[13:08] Nasa
    Well, I couldn't really follow what
    she was worried about, to be honest...
[13:13] Nasa
    But do you wanna hit up a beef bowl place?
[13:15] Tsukasa
    I was thinking the same thing.
[13:25] Nasa
    My wife is cute!
[13:29] Tsukasa
    Good morning, Nasa-kun.
[13:31] Nasa
    It's like every time I see her,
    she's cuter... and kinder...
[13:34] Nasa
    So interesting, and fun to be around!
[13:36] Nasa
    I love her more every day!
[13:39] Nasa
    I can't imagine life without her anymore.
[13:41] Nasa
    Even eating together is fun. Food tastes
    better, and it goes down so smooth.
[13:47] Nasa
    Eating... and eating... and eating more!
[13:53] Nasa
    What the heck kind of number is that?!
[13:56] Nasa
    A-Are you kidding me?
[13:58] Nasa
    I used to have total control
    over my body weight.
[14:02] Nasa
    I know I haven't really been
    paying attention lately,
[14:05] Nasa
    but did I really balloon
    this much in a few months?!
[14:08] Nasa
    What could have caused it?
[14:09] Nasa
    There's no reason I should have gained
    so much weight in such a short time...
[14:13] Nasa
    Wait, there is!
[14:15] Nasa
    There clearly is!
[14:17] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Care for seconds, darling?
[14:20] Nasa
    I-I didn't think a happy marriage
    could bring this kind of trap with it.
[14:25] Nasa
    B-But what I'm really wondering is...
[14:28] Nasa
    How is she eating the same
    food and not changing at all?
[14:35] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, Tsukasa-chan...
[14:40] Tsukasa
    Wha—N-Nasa-kun?
[14:43] Nasa
    My wife is shockingly slim!
[14:47] Nasa
    How?!
[14:51] Tsukasa
    Darling... have you put on weight?
[14:55] Nasa
    Wh-Wh-What are you talking about, Tsukasa-chan?
[14:58] Nasa
    D-Does it look like I have?
[15:01] Tsukasa
    Well, not enough to be visibly noticeable...
[15:05] Tsukasa
    But how about it?
[15:07] Tsukasa
    Have you put on weight?
[15:09] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[15:11] Tsukasa
    I see. This is probably my fault.
[15:14] Tsukasa
    You're so cute when you're
    enjoying your food.
[15:17] Tsukasa
    I end up making too much.
[15:20] Nasa
    I-It's not your fault!
[15:22] Nasa
    I've just been eating too much!
     That's not on you!
[15:26] Tsukasa
    Thank you. But I'll be more careful anyway.
[15:30] Tsukasa
    Honestly, you don't need
    to let it get you down.
[15:32] Tsukasa
    Even if you got a bit fluffy,
[15:34] Tsukasa
    I'd still think you're cute!
[15:39] Tsukasa
    Wh-What's wrong, darling?
[15:42] Tsukasa
    Why are you so distraught over this?
[15:44] Nasa
    I-I admit that I may have
    let my guard down...
[15:49] Tsukasa
    Come on, it's fine! Really!
[15:52] Nasa
    B-But...
[15:54] Nasa
    Now that I've realized what has happened,
    it's possible to correct the mistake!
[15:58] Nasa
    Diet! In the end, it's just
    calorie control and exercise!
[16:01] Nasa
    If you burn more calories than you
    take in, you can't possibly gain weight!
[16:06] Nasa
    Which is why, as of today,
    I am going to start exercising!
[16:09] Tsukasa
    So he said he was going to start
    running ten kilometers a day.
[16:13] Tsukasa
    Is he any good with exercise?
[16:16] Kaname
    I think he should be.
[16:18] Tsukasa
    Really?
[16:19] Kaname
    He wasn't in any sports clubs or anything,
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[16:22] Kaname
    but he was trying to maintain all A grades.
[16:28] Nasa
    It's as you've heard, Tsukasa-chan!
[16:30] Nasa
    When I was in school, not only
    did I work hard on exercise,
[16:34] Nasa
    but I did quite a few physical
    jobs before we were reunited,
[16:39] Nasa
    so ten kilometers should be a piece of cake!
[16:41] Nasa
    Which is why I'm heading out now!
[16:51] Tsukasa
    Well, that was a rather thorough
    setup for a punchline.
[16:54] Kaname
    Outta shape, huh?
[16:56] Tsukasa
    Well, since we're done
    with the morning cleanup,
[16:58] Tsukasa
    I think I'll join him.
[17:00] Kaname
    By all means, go ahead.
[17:03] Nasa
    D-Damn it! I may have stopped exercising,
[17:06] Nasa
    and I know I've been doing
    nothing but desk work lately!
[17:09] Nasa
    And I realize I only ever go for a walk
    when I go out with Tsukasa-chan...
[17:13] Nasa
    But I didn't think that'd make
    me fall this far out of shape!
[17:16] Nasa
    Damn it, there's no way I can keep this up...
[17:22] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan!
[17:26] Tsukasa
    You okay?
[17:27] Nasa
    F-Fine...
[17:29] Nasa
    O-Okay, maybe I'll do some chin-ups next.
[17:42] Tsukasa
    This... is pretty bad.
[17:45] Tsukasa
    N-Need some help, darling?
[17:49] Nasa
    It's okay!
[17:51] Nasa
    I have to get... at least a little stronger!
[17:55] Nasa
    Strong enough to protect you...
[17:57] Nasa
    As your husband!
[18:08] Nasa
    I couldn't even manage one.
[18:11] Tsukasa
    Oh, it's okay.
[18:13] Nasa
    But as your husband, shouldn't I...
[18:15] Tsukasa
    I saved you when we first met, remember?
[18:20] Tsukasa
    I can keep you safe.
[18:25] Nasa
    But I wanted to say that...
[18:29] Tsukasa
    Sorry about that.
[18:33] Nasa
    It's ready, Tsukasa-chan.
[18:34] Tsukasa
    Thanks for making this, darling.
[18:38] Nasa
    I mean, the only hard part is boiling water.
[18:40] Tsukasa
    I still appreciate it.
[18:42] Tokiko
    Nothing beats cold noodles
    during a hot summer.
[18:48] Tsukasa
    Damn it! Is this place infested?!
[18:51] Tokiko
    Good lord, am I a bug now?
[18:53] Tokiko
    I did you the favor of dropping
    by since you never invite me.
[18:59] Tsukasa
    Don't talk while slurping on noodles!
[19:02] Nasa
    Now, now...
[19:04] Nasa
    Thanks for coming by in spite of the heat.
[19:07] Tokiko
    See that? At least your
    husband has some manners.
[19:11] Tokiko
    Would it kill you to show
    the elderly some respect?
[19:15] Tsukasa
    In what world do I owe you respect?
[19:18] Tokiko
    And given that it's summer,
[19:21] Tokiko
    would it kill you to get out of the
    house a little and maybe come visit me?
[19:26] Tokiko
    Oh, I know! Camping! I want to go camping!
[19:29] Tokiko
    Since I'm here, you should
    invite me on a camping trip.
[19:34] Tsukasa
    Why the heck should I?!
[19:35] Tokiko
    Why? Because it's all the rage these days.
[19:38] Tokiko
    I've fallen down a camp video
    rabbit hole on YouTube.
[19:41] Tsukasa
    I don't care!
[19:43] Tokiko
    The thing about camping
    is, it cleanses the heart.
[19:47] Tokiko
    You can heal your exhausted heart
    away from the bustle of the city.
[19:51] Tokiko
    Sipping on coffee while looking
    up at the stars at night...
[19:54] Tokiko
    It's like a trip on the galactic railroad.
[19:56] Tokiko
    You become one with heaven and earth,
    and recover a bit of your true nature.
[20:02] Tokiko
    I doubt this means much to you,
[20:03] Tokiko
    given how much time you spend
    staring at that tiny phone screen,
[20:07] Tokiko
    but that's the kind of experience
    camping offers. Understand?
[20:10] Tsukasa
    I still don't care!
[20:12] Nasa
    Heaven and earth...
[20:14] Nasa
    Becoming one with heaven and earth?
[20:19] Nasa
    That sounds really interesting!
[20:23] Nasa
    I've never gone camping before.
    Is that what it's like?
[20:28] Nasa
    Of course. It's the ultimate in recuperation.
[20:31] Tsukasa
    Whoa, hang on a sec, darling!
[20:34] Tsukasa
    You're not serious, are you?
[20:35] Nasa
    Of course! Let's give it a shot.
[20:39] Tokiko
    So we'll all be going
    camping together next week.
[20:43] Tokiko
    Oh, what fun!
[20:46] Tsukasa
    Quit trying to force the issue!
[20:49] Tokiko
    Well, if you're dead set
    against it, that's fine.
[20:53] Tokiko
    But would it really hurt to grant the wish of
    someone who probably has so little time left?
[21:00] Tsukasa
    Oh, fine. I'll go camping with you, then.
[21:03] Tokiko
    Really? Yay!
[21:06] Tsukasa
    Ugh...
[21:08] Tokiko
    Well, I'll head home for today.
[21:10] Tokiko
    This is for you. Share it
    with your husband, okay?
[21:15] Tokiko
    See you soon, you two!
[21:20] Nasa
    She really is energetic.
[21:22] Tsukasa
    I guess.
[21:24] Nasa
    What did she give you, anyway?
[21:26] Tsukasa
    I'm pretty sure I know without opening it.
[21:30] Tsukasa
    It's most likely ohagi.
[21:32] (Flashback) Woman
    It's all right. You're still alive.
[21:38] (Flashback) Woman
    For now, you should eat these ohagi.
[21:49] Tsukasa
    She was really happy to
    get some as a gift once.
[21:55] [SONG] Ending sign
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[23:25] Kyuuma
    Prep is crucial for camping!
[23:27] Kyuuma
    So I've been watching a
    bunch of videos about it!
[23:29] Tsukasa
    Don't you have anything better to do?
[23:31] Kyuuma
    First, you're supposed to
    go camping on your own!
[23:33] Tsukasa
    You've clearly only been watching
    a certain type of video.
[23:35] Kyuuma
    Also, actors who don't get much
    work anymore do it a lot.
[23:37] Tsukasa
    I didn't need to know that.

Season 2

E10 - Thank You

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[00:06] Nasa
    I'm still proud of it.
[00:11] (Flashback) Nasa
    Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
[00:12] Nasa
    The fact that I was able
    to answer right away.
[00:17] Nasa
    Even now.
[00:20] Nasa
    To this day...
[00:34] Nasa
    Did I fall asleep?
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[02:13] Tsukasa
    If stargazing is what you really want to do,
    we don't need to go into the mountains.
[02:18] Nasa
    Uh... Oh, you mean the camping
    trip with Tokiko-san?
[02:23] Tsukasa
    The mountains are swarming
    with bugs in summer, you know.
[02:26] Tsukasa
    You'll get eaten alive.
[02:28] Tsukasa
    I wouldn't even consider
    going if you weren't.
[02:34] Nasa
    Yeah, but won't it be better to go up
    somewhere high to look at the night sky?
[02:39] Tsukasa
    For the record, there are places in
    the city where you can do just that.
[02:45] Tsukasa
    A certain building in Shibuya, for instance!
[02:47] Tsukasa
    It has an open roof that offers
    a wonderful view of the stars!
[02:51] Tsukasa
    There's also grassy turf, along with beds
    and hammocks for couples to cuddle on!
[02:57] Tsukasa
    See?! You can go stargazing
    without going into the mountains,
[03:00] Tsukasa
    and without the bugs, even!
[03:02] Nasa
    Well, that sounds like
    a great idea for a date.
[03:06] Tsukasa
    Fair enough...
[03:08] Tsukasa
    I just don't get what her deal is.
[03:10] Tsukasa
    Were the flyers really necessary?
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[03:12] Tsukasa
    What even is an "outdoor home party"?
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[03:17] Aya
    An "outdoor home party"...
[03:19] Aya
    Sounds good! Let's go!
[03:22] Kaname
    Wow, that was fast.
[03:23] Kaname
    I figured since you're an e-famous shut-in,
    you wouldn't be interested in camping.
[03:27] Aya
    Don't try to make me into
    some icon of the indoors.
[03:31] Aya
    Everyone knows camping is
    synonymous with solid !
[03:33] Kaname
    Wait, what? I thought you
    were gonna say "snake."
[03:36] Aya*
    I don't actually get what it means,
     but it's fun to say.
[03:39] Aya
    Anarcho Cups!
[03:41] Kaname
    Are we allowed to say that?!
[03:43] Aya
    It's camping jargon, and I
    have no idea what it means.
[03:45] Aya
    I just wanted to say it!
[03:47] Kaname
    You're really cutting it close.
[03:48] Aya
    As I've demonstrated, camping has a
    kind of appeal that is quite seductive.
[03:54] Aya
    Think of how many people watch camping
    videos online to avoid reality!
[03:58] Aya
    I know all about how great that can be!
[04:00] Aya
    So now all that's left is to go! To go and
    really enjoy that appeal to its fullest!
[04:04] Kaname
    And there you have it. So is it cool
    if my sister and I come along?
[04:08] Nasa
    Okay. I'll let her know.
[04:11] Kaname
    Is it okay that we don't
    have a clue what to do?
[04:14] Nasa
    That shouldn't be a problem.
[04:16] Nasa
    If you're not sure about setting up a tent,
     there will be glamping amenities, too.
[04:19] Kaname
    You mean that setup that's
    fancy like a hotel?
[04:24] Nasa
    Yep. You can make the trip by car,
    and sleep in a bed if you want.
[04:27] Kaname
    That sounds super awesome!
[04:30] Nasa
    It sure does. It almost
    sounds too good to be true!
[04:33] Tsukasa
    It's fine.
[04:34] Tsukasa
    Tokiko owns the property and
    everything on it, anyway.
[04:38] Nasa
    Wait, she does?
[04:40] Tokiko
    Yeah.
[04:41] Tokiko
    She bought it specifically for
    stargazing back in the day,
[04:45] Tokiko
    but figured it would be a waste to leave it
    as-is, so she turned it into a campground.
[04:48] Nasa
    She did?
[04:50] Kaname
    That's pretty impressive!
[04:52] Tsukasa
    Well, since she owned it already...
[04:54] Tsukasa
    I guess it'd be a waste not to use it.
[04:57] Kyuuma
    Then I wanna go, too!
[05:00] Kaname
    Kyuuma-chan?
[05:01] Nasa
    Good to see you again.
[05:02] Kyuuma
    See, my thing is...
[05:03] Kyuuma
    Despite appearances, I've always
    thought camping sounded fun!
[05:07] Tsukasa
    Despite what appearance?
[05:08] Kaname
    Easy, now. Kyuuma-chan's just dumb.
[05:11] Kyuuma
    My dad always used to tell me,
[05:13] Kyuuma
    "Kyuuma, if someone makes you cry,
     head up to the mountains!"
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[05:17] Kyuuma
    "Your old man will make sure
    they stay buried there!"
[05:20] Kyuuma
    That's how camping works, right?
[05:22] Tsukasa
    Not at all, no.
[05:24] Nasa
    It sounds like your camping party would
    shrink a little with every outing.
[05:27] Kaname
    Kyuuma-chan, remember that anime
    about camping from a while back?
[05:30] Kaname
    It's like that.
[05:31] Kyuuma
    Oh, yeah! Laid-Back Ca—
[05:35] Kyuuma
    Wait, that's what camping's like?!
    I wanna go! I wanna go bad!
[05:40] Tsukasa
    What exactly did she think it was before?
[05:40] Kyuuma
    Take me, take me, take me, take me!
[05:42] Kaname
    Easy, now. Kyuuma-chan's just dumb.
[05:45] Nasa
    If we're taking a whole group,
    I'll invite Ginga-kun and the others.
[05:48] Tsukasa
    Oh, that sounds good.
[05:52] Ginga
    You're gonna bury bodies in the hills?!
[05:54] Nasa
    No, no...
[05:55] Nasa
    I'm inviting you on a camping trip!
[05:58] Ginga
    Oh, camping!
[06:00] Ginga
    I gotta ask, bro, is that lady
    from the other day gonna be there?
[06:08] Nasa
    The lady from the other day?
[06:11] Nasa
    Oh, you mean Aya-san?
[06:14] Ginga
    Yeah.
[06:15] Ginga
    I figure, considering what happened,
[06:18] Ginga
    I've gotta settle up with her.
[06:20] Nasa
    I-I see...
[06:23] Nasa
    What does he even mean? Whatever it is,
    I hope it's just rom-com stuff.
[06:30] Aurora
    Are you going to attend this
    outdoor home party thing, Chitose?
[06:35] Chitose
    As a fan of Saito Takao-sensei's
    Survival, of course I am.
[06:39] Aurora
    Wait, that's why?
[06:40] Charlotte
    Was that really a camping manga, though?
[06:43] Chitose
    There's also the fact that Nee-sama's husband
    looks like he has no clue about camping,
[06:48] Chitose
    so it'll be a great chance to teach him
    how harsh Mother Nature can be!
[06:52] Charlotte
    Chitose-chan, have you ever
    been camping before yourself?
[06:55] Chitose
    I've learned everything there is to know
    about it from Saito Takao-sensei's Survival.
[07:00] Aurora
    Oh, this bodes poorly.
[07:01] Chitose
    I'll teach that idiot just
    how scary rats can be!
[07:05] Charlotte
    Pretty sure we won't be running into rats...
[07:08] Aurora
    You think it'd be okay if we came along?
[07:11] Charlotte
    Aren't we going to be accompanying
    Chitose-chan anyway?
[07:14] Aurora
    But if we're working, that means we can't
    exactly take part in any dinners or drinking...
[07:21] Charlotte
    Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine.
[07:23] Aurora
    Yeah, you're probably right.
[07:25] Nasa
    It looks like we'll be camping
    with quite a big group.
[07:29] Tsukasa
    Looks that way. And Chitose's
    gang will be coming, too.
[07:32] Nasa
    Family and friends all assembling together...
[07:35] Nasa
    That makes it feel like a big deal.
[07:37] Nasa
    I'm looking forward to it. It'll almost
     be like a wedding reception.
[07:40] Tsukasa
    When you put it that way,
    I suddenly feel embarrassed...
[07:43] Nasa
    Huh? Really?
[07:45] Tsukasa
    Well, I would be happy about having
    our marriage celebrated.
[07:49] Nasa
    I bet even the stars above
    will give us their blessing!
[07:52] Tsukasa
    There you go being romantic again.
[07:58] Aya
    I'm so excited for this camping trip!
[08:00] Nasa
    Yeah.
[08:01] Ginga
    I agree!
SIGN    Campground
SIGN    Car
[08:03] Aurora
    Now, as I mentioned earlier, there are two
    routes that take us to our destination.
SIGN    Campground
[08:08] Aurora
    One will escort us directly to
    the campground via a vehicle.
SIGN    Campground
SIGN    Car
[08:13] Aurora
    The other involves hiking from the foot
    of the mountain to our destination.
[08:17] Aurora
    The hike is estimated to take
    around four hours, incidentally.
[08:21] Aurora
    So, which will it be?
[08:23] Tsukasa
    Do you even have to ask? Obviously—
[08:25] Nasa
    I wanna hike!
[08:27] Tsukasa
    H-Hang on a sec, darling!
[08:29] Tsukasa
    Are you serious about a four-hour
     hike in the mountains?
[08:31] Nasa
    I mean, we're going camping!
[08:34] Nasa
    The whole point is to feel the
    breath of the wild, right?
[08:37] Aurora
    Tsukasa-sama.
[08:38] Aurora
    What should I put you down for?
[08:41] Tsukasa
    I-I'll be hiking, then...
[08:44] Aurora
    Very good.
[08:45] Kaname
    She doesn't want to walk, but she
     does want to stick with Senpai!
[08:50] Kaname
    Is it all right if I take the car, though?
[08:53] Kaname
    I need to finish some work before we leave.
[08:55] Aurora
    Understood. I'll be back
    later to collect you.
[08:59] Aya
    Okay!
[09:00] Aya
    Let's climb us a mountain!
[09:03] Everyone
    Yeah!
[09:05] Tsukasa
    Yeah...
[09:12] Kaname
    Climbing mountains... is really hard!
[09:16] Tsukasa
    You never miss a cue, do you?
[09:18] Kaname
    H-How many kilometers do we have left?
[09:21] Nasa
    That's a weird question to ask.
[09:23] Nasa
    We've only been walking for twenty minutes.
[09:26] Ginga
    I notice that Kyuuma girl
    hasn't been following us at all.
[09:31] Ginga
    Is she gonna be okay?
[09:33] Nasa
    Whoa, she's so far behind...
[09:36] Ginga
    Want me to nab her?
[09:38] Tsukasa
    You all can keep going. I'll bring her along.
[09:43] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan—
[09:44] Ginga
    Damn, she's fast.
[09:46] Nasa
    Almost like a ninja...
[09:49] Nasa
    Well, we'd better keep on moving.
[09:52] Ginga/Aya
    Roger!
[09:56] Tsukasa
    What's up?
[09:58] Kyuuma
    Hey, Paisen's wife!
[10:00] Kyuuma
    I was just wondering what this flower is.
[10:03] Tsukasa
    Oh, this is cape jasmine.
[10:07] Kyuuma
    Cape jasmine?
[10:08] Tsukasa
    It bears a fruit called "sanshishi."
[10:11] Tsukasa
    In the old days it was used to
    treat bleeding and inflammation.
[10:14] Kyuuma
    What's inflammation?
[10:16] Tsukasa
    Basically, when something
    is swollen or bruised.
[10:18] Tsukasa
    You make a poultice out of ground sanshishi,
    egg yolk, and buckwheat, then slap it on.
[10:23] Kyuuma
    Really? And that actually works?
[10:26] Tsukasa
    Well, probably not as
    well as modern medicine.
[10:29] Tsukasa
    Anyway, we need to get walking
    or we won't be able to catch up.
[10:32] Kyuuma
    Huh? O-Oh, you're right!
[10:34] Kyuuma
    Still, this is a lot of fun.
    I've never seen most of this stuff!
[10:38] Tsukasa
    Really? I've seen all of it before.
[10:43] Kyuuma
    Wow! What a cute mushroom!
[10:45] Kyuuma
    Is it a matsutake?
[10:46] Tsukasa
    Don't touch it.
[10:48] Kyuuma
    Why?
[10:49] Tsukasa
    That's amanita virosa.
    Eat it and you're dead.
[10:53] Kyuuma
    There are poison mushrooms in Japan?!
[10:55] Tsukasa
    They grow all over the world.
SIGN    Amanita virosa
SIGN    Amanita virgineoides
SIGN    Stubble rosegill
[10:58] Tsukasa
    As a general rule, if you find a
    white mushroom in the mountains,
SIGN    False parasol
SIGN    Clitocybe connata
[11:00] Tsukasa
    you should absolutely not eat it.
[11:03] Tsukasa
    There's an edible type
    called stubble rosegill,
[11:06] Tsukasa
    but you're better off assuming
    they're all poisonous.
[11:10] Kyuuma
    I'm never gonna eat enoki again...
[11:13] Tsukasa
    That's not the issue.
[11:16] Tsukasa
    Anything sold in a grocery store is fine!
[11:18] Tsukasa
    I'm talking about the stuff
    growing in the mountains.
[11:23] Tsukasa
    And we're never going to catch up at
    this rate, so let's take a shortcut.
[11:31] Nasa
    I hope Tsukasa-chan and
    Kyuuma-chan will be okay.
[11:33] Ginga
    I hear you. These mountain trails can
    be rough. It might be hard to catch up.
[11:37] Chitose
    I wouldn't worry if I were you.
[11:40] Nasa
    Wha... Chitose-chan?
[11:42] Chitose
    You were taking so long,
    I came to see what was up.
[11:44] Chitose
    You really have no idea who
    you're dealing with, do you?
[11:48] Chitose
    It'd take a lot more than a mountain trail
    to give Nee-sama any kind of trouble.
[11:52] Kyuuma
    Wow, we actually made it!
[11:56] Tsukasa
    See? The trail can be steep, but if you
    know what you're doing, you can manage.
[12:02] Tsukasa
    We should be able to sit down soon.
     Then we'll take a break.
[12:05] Kyuuma
    You sure?
[12:06] Kyuuma
    I thought you wanted to catch
    up with Paisen and the others.
[12:09] Tsukas
    No worries there.
[12:12] Tsukas
    We just did.
[12:13] Nasa
    Huh? Tsukasa-chan?!
[12:15] Ginga
    No way!
[12:16] Nasa
    When did you catch up?
[12:18] Tsukasa
    Wouldn't be much of a ninja if
    I couldn't handle mountaineering.
[12:21] Nasa
    You're actually a ninja?!
[12:23] Kyuuma
    Verily she nin-nin is!
[12:25] Tsukasa
    Okay, okay, the path still
    continues for a while.
[12:29] Tsukasa
    Let's get going.
[12:30] Chitose
    See what I mean? She's got
    stronger legs than most.
[12:34] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[12:37] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, you don't actually
    like climbing mountains, right?
[12:40] Tsukasa
    Of course not. It makes me want to point out
    people invented cars and trains for a reason.
[12:46] Nasa
    But you seem really good at making
    your way through the mountains.
[12:49] Tsukasa
    Well, compared to you, darling.
[12:52] Nasa
    Y'know, Tsukasa-chan...
    I think you're a tsundere.
[12:55] Tsukasa
    That's not what this is!
[12:57] Nasa
    Are you mad?
[12:58] Tsukasa
    I am not.
[13:03] Nasa
    She told me that she'd go out
    with me if I married her.
[13:09] Nasa
    And I replied instantly:
    "Of course! It'd be my pleasure!"
[13:14] Nasa
    I lost consciousness right after that,
[13:16] Nasa
    so I don't remember the rest very clearly...
[13:19] Nasa
    But I get the feeling that, right before
    I passed out, she was smiling.
[13:26] Tsukasa
    Good morning, darling.
[13:28] Tsukasa
    Did you sleep well?
[13:31] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan? Wait... Where are we?
[13:34] Tsukasa
    The campground. Are you still half-asleep?
[13:38] Nasa
    Oh, right. I was so exhausted from
    walking, I wanted to rest a little...
[13:42] Tsukasa
    You were only asleep for about ten minutes.
[13:45] Nasa
    Really? It felt a lot longer.
[13:49] Nasa
    I have to say, it really
    is quiet here in the woods.
[13:52] Tsukasa
    The weather's nice, too.
[13:55] Nasa
    Are we pretty far from the others?
[13:59] Tsukasa
    I think so. I don't hear their voices.
[14:02] Nasa
    I see...
[14:05] Nasa
    Well, then—
[14:06] Tsukasa
    Hang on. "Well, then" what?
[14:09] Nasa
    I mean... we might as well.
[14:12] Tsukasa
    Might as well what, exactly?!
[14:14] Nasa
    It's just... kind of embarrassing
    to get into real specifics,
[14:19] Nasa
    but let's just say I'd like to
    kiss you while no one is looking.
[14:23] Tsukasa
    That was pretty damn specific,
    if I'm being honest.
[14:26] Nasa
    You don't want to?
[14:27] Tsukasa
    It's not that...
[14:29] Tsukasa
    But I'd be embarrassed if anyone saw us.
[14:32] Nasa
    I see.
[14:33] Tsukasa
    Right?
[14:34] Nasa
    I personally wouldn't be embarrassed, though.
[14:37] Tsukasa
    Could you maybe try to be?!
[14:39] Tokiko
    Oh, who cares if you make out a little?
[14:42] Tokiko
    It's not like it hurts anyone.
[14:44] Tsukasa
    People like you showing up is
    why I'm in no hurry to start!
[14:48] Tokiko
    Come on, it's fine. You're already married.
[14:50] Tokiko
    Physical intimacy is crucial.
[14:52] Tokiko
    Nasa-kun wants to smooch, doesn't he?
[14:55] Nasa
    Yes, of course.
[14:56] Tsukasa
    Don't humor her!
[15:00] Nasa
    I have to say, this campground is really nice.
[15:02] Tokiko
    Thank you. Hearing that
    makes the trip worthwhile.
[15:07] Tokiko
    Y'know, I bought this property because
    the view of the stars is just lovely.
[15:11] Nasa
    Really?
[15:12] Tokiko
    Oh, yes.
[15:13] Tokiko
    As if the moon is right within arm's reach.
[15:17] Nasa
    I see. Tonight should be really special, then.
[15:20] Tokiko
    Yes, you're in for quite a treat.
[15:23] Tokiko
    She'll probably loosen up a bit once
    it gets dark, too, so hang in there.
[15:28] Nasa
    Sure!
[15:29] Tsukasa
    Would you buzz off already?!
[15:31] Tokiko
    Sure, sure.
[15:33] Tokiko
    By the way, I've prepared a
    glamping tent for you two,
[15:37] Tokiko
    so that's where you'll be staying tonight.
[15:40] Tokiko
    I'm sure your wife is sick to
    death of the old-fashioned kind.
[15:43] Nasa
    Sounds good! Thank you.
[15:48] Nasa
    She really is generous, isn't she?
[15:51] Nasa
    Come to think of it, she told me
    something interesting the other day.
[15:55] Tsukasa
    What's that?
[15:56] Nasa
    About how spouses have a special relationship.
[16:00] Nasa
    And Chitose-chan asked me something
    about why we got married.
[16:04] Nasa
    Sometimes I think about that sort of thing...
[16:10] Tsukasa
    Am I special to you, darling?
[16:13] Nasa
    You are. You're one of a
    kind for me, Tsukasa-chan.
[16:16] Tsukasa
    I-I see...
[16:20] Nasa
    Of course.
[16:22] Nasa
    I guess we should head over to where
    the others are playing in the river.
[16:30] Tsukasa
    Why don't we go for a little walk?
    Just the two of us.
[16:35] Nasa
    Okay... Let's do that.
[16:41] Nasa
    It sure is quiet out here.
[16:44] Tsukasa
    Sure is.
[16:50] Unmarked Aya Adlib
    Kyuuma-chan!
[16:53] Nasa
    That's Ginga-kun and the others down there.
[16:56] Tsukasa
    Chitose's gang is with them, too.
[16:59] Nasa
    That's Kyuuma-chan and
    Aya-san who are swimming.
[17:03] Tsukasa
    With their clothes on, too.
    Did they think that through?
[17:07] Nasa
    Looks like everyone's accounted for, huh?
[17:10] Tsukasa
    Yeah, I guess so.
[17:16] Nasa
    Let's head over there for a bit.
[17:18] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah.
[17:23] Tsukasa
    There's a beautiful stream up here, too!
[17:26] Nasa
    Seriously!
[17:27] Nasa
    You wanna wade in it?
[17:30] Tsukasa
    I'm wearing this long skirt,
    though, so it'd get wet.
[17:34] Nasa
    Allow me, then.
[17:38] Nasa
    I can hold it up so it won't get wet.
[17:40] Tsukasa
    H-Hey... I can't really walk like this.
[17:44] Nasa
    It's okay.
[17:46] Nasa
    I'll make sure you don't fall.
[17:48] Tsukasa
    You sure?
[17:50] Tsukasa
    It's hard to move at all, honestly.
[17:54] Nasa
    That works out nicely.
[17:57] Tsukasa
    C-Come on!
[17:59] Tsukasa
    D-Don't nibble my ear!
[18:02] Nasa
    Your ears taste good, Tsukasa-chan.
[18:04] Tsukasa
    S-Stop! Your breath is... It tickles!
[18:08] Nasa
    I love you.
[18:10] Tsukasa
    Aw, come on!
[18:14] Nasa
    Wait, Kyuuma-chan's gone?
[18:16] Nasa
    You think she's...
[18:17] Aya
    Stranded?
[18:18] Aurora
    No, that's not likely.
[18:21] Aurora
    We're off the trail now,
[18:22] Aurora
    and these campgrounds are big,
    but they're surrounded by a fence,
SIGN    Camera
SIGN    Entrance
SIGN    Camera
[18:27] Aurora
    on top of being monitored with cameras.
[18:29] Aurora
    So it's impossible to be stranded
    if she's on the grounds.
[18:32] Nasa
    So she's just lost?
[18:34] Aurora
    Most likely.
[18:35] Nasa
    Well, we still need to find her.
    It's almost time for dinner,
[18:38] Nasa
    so let's search for her first.
[18:46] Nasa
    Huh?
[18:48] Nasa
    Well...
SIGN    Lost
[18:49] Nasa
    This isn't good at all!
[18:51] Nasa
    Everyone except me got lost somehow!
[18:54] Nasa
    What a mess.
[18:55] Nasa
    Now I'm going to have to
    find every single one of them!
[19:00] Nasa
    For now, I should head back
    to where we all were...
[19:05] Nasa
    Where even am I?!
[19:07] Nasa
    She said it was impossible to get stranded,
    but it's possible! It's super possible!
[19:12] Nasa
    Because of how freaking huge it is!
[19:14] Nasa
    Oh, man, what do I do? I mean, I'm feeling
    really exhausted, and my legs hurt...
[19:21] Nasa
    F-For now, let's lie down and think.
[19:24] Nasa
    Calm yourself...
[19:34] Tsukasa
    What? My darling isn't back yet?
[19:37] Tsukasa
    Is this one of those "the hunter
    becomes the prey" situations?
[19:41] Aya
    Yeah, that about sums it up.
[19:43] Tsukasa
    I know this place is big, but it's
    not exactly easy to get lost in.
[19:48] Aya
    Well, he's pretty indoorsy.
[19:51] Kyuuma
    Jeez, that Paisen is a real handful, huh?
[19:55] Aya
    And where have you been, Kyuuma-chan?
[19:57] Kyuuma
    Potty!
[19:59] Aya
    I... see.
[20:00] Kyuuma
    Yep!
[20:05] Nasa
    I had a dream.
[20:07] Nasa
    A dream of that day.
[20:09] Nasa
    The day when I met her for the first time.
[20:14] Nasa
    Why did she ask me that?
[20:16] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[20:17] Nasa
    What did she really mean?
[20:18] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[20:20] Tsukasa
    Darling, if you sleep out here,
    the bugs will eat you alive.
[20:26] Nasa
    Huh? Tsukasa-chan?
[20:29] Nasa
    Did I fall asleep?
[20:32] Tsukasa
    Yep. Out like a light.
[20:34] Nasa
    Wait, it's really dark!
[20:36] Nasa
    And did Kyuuma-chan turn up?
[20:38] Tsukasa
    Yes, a long time ago.
[20:40] Nasa
    Oh, that's good.
[20:41] Tsukasa
    Come on, we should get going.
[20:43] Tsukasa
    They're going to start the barbecue.
[20:46] Nasa
    Come to think of it, yeah...
[20:48] Nasa
    When she was leaving on that night,
    I called out, desperate to stop her.
[20:55] Nasa
    Hey, Tsukasa-chan.
[20:57] Nasa
    On that day, you said you'd go
    out with me if I married you.
[21:01] Nasa
    What did you mean by that?
[21:03] Tsukasa
    Did I never tell you?
[21:05] Nasa
    N-No, you didn't!
[21:08] Tsukasa
    I didn't?
[21:10] Tsukasa
    Well, in that case,
    I don't think I'll tell you.
[21:14] Nasa
    Aw, that's mean!
[21:17] Tsukasa
    I mean, do you really not know?
[21:21] Tsukasa
    Because of, "What? Why?"
[21:25] Tsukasa
    If most people got those kind of conditions
    from a girl they barely knew,
[21:30] Tsukasa
    they'd ask, "What? Why?"
[21:32] Tsukasa
    At best, they'd be confused or just silent.
[21:34] Tsukasa
    If nothing else, I really doubt there's
    anyone else who'd be able to respond instantly.
[21:39] Tsukasa
    Suspicion. Doubt. Distrust.
[21:43] Tsukasa
    Humans can talk about love all day long,
[21:46] Tsukasa
    but it's never quite clear
    how much they really trust.
[21:50] Tsukasa
    Sometimes, no amount of words
    can make them trust someone.
[21:54] Tsukasa
    A degree of doubt is always there.
[21:56] Tsukasa
    So when they hear something
    strange, they always ask,
[22:00] Tsukasa
    "What? Why?"
[22:02] Tsukasa
    Because they don't trust
    who they're talking to.
[22:05] Tsukasa
    But you answered, and right away, at that.
[22:08] Tsukasa
    "Of course! It'd be my pleasure!"
[22:12] Tsukasa
    That proves you didn't doubt me.
[22:16] Tsukasa
    When I wasn't sure about you,
    you took a leap of faith for me.
[22:21] Nasa
    B-But... what if I said it was
    just because I was infatuated?
[22:26] Tsukasa
    That'd be fine, too.
[22:28] Tsukasa
    Even if you were being silly
    or not thinking it through,
[22:31] Tsukasa
    there'd come a moment when
    the truth would shine through.
[22:34] Tsukasa
    You know how they say that,
    with surprise proposals,
[22:37] Tsukasa
    the face gives the answer away
    before the words come out?
[22:41] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[22:42] Tsukasa
    It's like that.
[22:44] Tsukasa
    You can find the answer inside of an instant.
[22:49] Tsukasa
    I fell in love with you because you
    were willing to trust me first.
[22:55] Tsukasa
    You trusted me,
[22:58] Tsukasa
    so I decided to trust you.
[23:02] Tsukasa
    Thank you, Nasa-kun.
[23:05] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, the reason I was able
    to answer you so quickly that night
[23:09] Nasa
    was because I was overjoyed
    that you turned my way.
[23:14] Nasa
    I was just so, so happy...
[23:17] Nasa
    And that's why I'll always
    be proud of my answer.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Ginga
    Big Bro Nasa! I'll make sure to take
    down anyone who gets in your way!
[23:29] Nasa
    Just the sentiment is enough, Ginga-kun!
[23:31] Ginga
    Yes, sir! I'll cool my heels!
[23:33] Tsukasa
    He really never calms down, does he?
[23:35] Nasa
    He's a good kid! He just idolizes
    certain problematic figures...
[23:38] Tsukasa
    I'm not sure how that's "good" at all.

Season 2

E11 - On a Moonlit Night

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[00:06] Nasa
    Wow, this is impressive!
[00:08] Tsukasa
    Feels like we're at a party for the pirate king.
[00:11] Ginga
    You think it's okay to
    help ourselves like this?
[00:14] Aya
    Well, what good are leftovers gonna do?
[00:17] Aurora
    Don't overdo it now, Charlotte.
[00:20] Charlotte
    Same to you, Aurora-chan.
[00:24] Tsukasa
    Should we really be splurging like this?
[00:27] Tokiko
    Oh, of course.
[00:29] Tokiko
    As long as you're willing to
    humor me with one thing.
[00:33] Kaname
    If you'd all pay attention to the stage!
[00:38] Aya
    That voice...
[00:39] Kaname
    Ready, and...
SIGN    Yuzaki Nasa
    & Tsukasa
    
    Surprise Reception
SIGN    Yuzaki Nasa
    & Tsukasa
    
    Surprise Reception
SIGN    Episode 11 On a Moonlit Night
[00:46] Kyuuma
    Kaname?
[00:51] Nasa
    Nakiri-san?
[00:53] Nakiri
    This was a lot of work, you know.
SIGN    The Romantic History
    of the Yuzakis
SIGN    The Romantic History
    of the Yuzakis
[00:58] Kaname
    Two years ago, on a snowy night,
    our lovers had their fateful meeting!
[01:03] Kaname
    "Wow, what a cutie pie!
    I can't wait to smooch her!"
[01:08] Nasa
    Whoa, hang on!
[01:09] Tsukasa
    What exactly is this montage?!
[01:11] Kaname
    Those were Yuzaki Nasa's thoughts
    after his first glimpse of Tsukassan.
[01:14] Kaname
    "I have to marry her!"
[01:17] Kaname
    And yet!
[01:19] Kaname
    Senpai ended up smooching a truck before
    he got a chance with his future wife!
[01:25] Kaname
    But it was then that the
    gears of fate began to spin!
[01:28] Kaname
    He was saved by the dashing Tsukassan!
[01:31] Tsukasa
    This narration and these
    pictures don't match at all!
SIGN    Instant Death
[01:34] Kaname
    If it hadn't been for her,
    he would've died in an instant.
[01:38] Kaname
    But right after that, Tsukassan disappeared!
[01:41] Kaname
    "I want to see her again!"
[01:43] Kaname
    This was how Senpai's
    dramatic two years began.
[01:47] Kaname
    For two years, day in and day
    out, he continued his search.
[01:52] Kaname
    Desperate to see her again, despite
    no guarantee that he ever could!
[01:56] Kaname
    In the pouring rain, in the freezing snow,
[01:58] Kaname
    through exhaustion and illness,
    it was all to see Tsukassan again!
SIGN    The Day of His 18th Birthday
[02:04] Kaname
    Then, on his 18th birthday,
[02:06] Kaname
    the two were reunited at long last!
SIGN    A Fated Reunion
[02:10] Kaname
    Leading to their marriage,
    which brings us to today.
[02:14] Ginga
    Uh...
[02:16] Kyuuma
    Bravo!
[02:19] Everyone
    Congratulations!
[02:23] Tsukasa
    What exactly is this, Kaname?!
[02:26] Kaname
    Well, what else do you do
    at a wedding reception?
[02:30] Tsukasa
    R-Reception?
[02:32] Kaname
    Yep.
[02:34] Kaname
    Tokiko-san was dead set on making it happen,
[02:37] Kaname
    and we got Nakiri-san's help
    to make sure it was a surprise.
[02:40] Tokiko
    I planned the whole thing!
[02:43] Tsukasa
    I've never heard of a
    surprise reception before!
[02:46] Tokiko
    What's the problem?
[02:48] Tokiko
    You've got all these people
    who like you in one place.
[02:52] Tokiko
    It'd be a waste not to
    embarrass you a little.
[02:55] Tokiko
    Or did you think I was
    feeding you all for free?
[02:57] Tsukasa
    What sense does that make?!
[02:59] Tokiko
    Be honest. That little montage
    was pretty touching, wasn't it?
[03:04] Tsukasa
    Well...
[03:06] Kaname
    That's great to hear.
[03:07] Kaname
    Makes the work we put into it worthwhile.
[03:11] Chitose
    Did that girl put the whole montage together?
[03:14] Aurora
    She must really like her senpai.
[03:16] Charlotte
    What a sweetie!
[03:18] Kaname
    Now, I'd like to invite our
    stars up to the stage!
[03:23] Tsukasa
    Wait, what?! Why?!
[03:25] Kaname
    Well, this is literally all about you two.
[03:28] Tsukasa
    We never asked for that!
[03:30] Nasa
    Still, Kaname-chan and the others did
    put in a lot of effort for our sake.
[03:35] Ginga
    Damn...
[03:36] Kyuuma
    That's such a Kaname move!
[03:38] Aya
    She's been busy with finals and housework, too.
[03:41] Aya
    Kaname really tackles her goals head-on.
[03:45] Kaname
    If you'd just step this way...
[03:49] Tsukasa
    Fine! You just want me up there, right?!
[03:54] Kaname
    Now that they've joined me on stage,
[03:56] Kaname
    how about a big round of applause for our
    bride and groom, Yuzaki Nasa and Tsukasa?
[04:02] Tsukasa
    Now that we're on stage,
    what exactly is the plan?
[04:05] Kaname
    Well, it's a reception, so of course we're
    going to have a few words from our newlyweds!
SIGN    Surprise Reception
    ~ Speech of Love ~
SIGN    Surprise Reception
    ~ Speech of Love ~
[04:13] Tsukasa
    Huh?
[04:14] Nasa
    Words?
[04:15] Tsukasa
    You can't expect us to
    just improvise a speech!
[04:18] Kaname
    It's fine! It doesn't need
    to be formal or anything.
[04:22] Tsukasa
    A casual one isn't much easier!
[04:24] Kaname
    If you insist...
[04:26] Kaname
    You do it, then, Senpai!
[04:28] Kaname
    This is a perfect chance for you to nail it.
[04:30] Nasa
    What?! Me?!
[04:36] Nasa
    Got it.
[04:37] Tsukasa
    Really?!
[04:38] Kaname
    Here's your mic.
[04:43] Nasa
    Well, uh...
[04:45] Nasa
    Th-Thank you all for joining us
    on this auspicious occasion.
[04:48] Nasa
    Er...
[04:50] Aya
    I wonder why he gets so
    nervous when he's on the mic.
[04:53] Nasa
    Um... I'm not sure what's
    the best way to put this,
[04:58] Nasa
    but I like Tsukasa-chan...
[05:00] Nasa
    Like her a lot. No, I love her.
[05:04] Nasa
    And if I start describing why,
    I could go on all night...
[05:10] Nasa
    But it's my intention to cherish
    those feelings as we start our new life,
[05:16] Nasa
    on a journey together, with the support
    of everyone who's gathered here tonight.
[05:24] Nasa
    Thank you very much for coming.
[05:28] Ginga
    Congratulations!
[05:30] Kyuuma
    Good one, good one!
[05:35] Kaname
    Your hubby's pretty smooth, huh, Tsukassan?
[05:38] Tsukasa
    Oh, pipe down!
[05:40] Kaname
    And now for another surprise!
[05:44] Kaname
    It wouldn't be a reception without this!
[05:47] Kaname
    They say the first thing
    spouses do together...
[05:49] Kaname
    is cut the cake!
[05:52] Aya
    That's a huge cake!
[05:54] Kyuuma
    She hauled that thing up a
    mountain! You rock, Kaname!
[05:58] Kaname
    Yes, if you only knew how cautious
    I had to be in bringing it to you all.
[06:04] Tsukasa
    Hey, so we just cut it with this knife?
[06:07] Kaname
    Whoa, one sec!
[06:08] Kaname
    Before we begin...
[06:14] Tsukasa
    A veil?
[06:15] Tokiko
    We can save the wedding dress
    for your actual wedding,
[06:20] Tokiko
    but you've got to at least
    look the part a little.
[06:29] Charlotte
    It's so cute!
[06:31] Aurora
    Amazing how one item can make
    her look more like a bride.
[06:33] Tsukasa
    Unbelievable... What were they thinking?
[06:36] Nasa
    But you look really beautiful.
[06:41] Tsukasa
    Th-Thank you.
[06:45] Kaname
    Now, you may cut the cake!
[06:50] Ginga
    Congratulations!
[06:54] Aya
    Looks good!
[06:55] Charlotte
    Congratulations!
[07:08] Nasa
    Why do people get married?
[07:12] Nasa
    It's believed that in ancient Egypt,
    people would put rings—
[07:15] Nasa
    symbols of eternity—on the left ring finger
    during wedding ceremonies.
[07:20] Nasa
    Marriage is so ingrained in human history,
[07:23] Nasa
    it's hard to trace its origin.
[07:26] Nasa
    But the question remains:
    why do people get married?
[07:34] Nasa
    That's the summer triangle.
[07:36] Nasa
    Clockwise from the top,
    you can see Vega, Altair, and Deneb.
[07:41] Nasa
    Vega is in the Lyra constellation,
[07:42] Nasa
    and Altair is in Aquila.
[07:44] Nasa
    You can see the Milky Way
    in the middle there,
[07:47] Nasa
    which means those two stars,
     in Japanese folklore,
[07:50] Nasa
    are Orihime and Hikoboshi.
[07:52] Kaname
    You really know your stuff!
[07:54] Nasa
    They did name me Nasa,
    with the kanji for "starry sky."
[07:57] Charlotte
    The stars really are beautiful, though.
[08:00] Aya
    This must be what they mean when they
    say it looks like it'll start raining stars.
[08:03] Nakiri
    I can't tell them apart at all, though.
[08:05] Ginga
    Yeah, they all look the same to me.
[08:10] Nakiri
    Say, what's that big red one?
[08:14] Nasa
    That'd be Antares.
[08:16] Nasa
    It's at the core of the
    Scorpius constellation,
[08:18] Nasa
    and it's around 720 times
    bigger than our sun.
[08:22] Nasa
    That one is Brachium, part of Libra.
[08:24] Nasa
    And above it is the double
    star system, Zubenelgenubi.
[08:29] Nakiri
    I'm genuinely curious how
    you can tell the difference.
[08:32] Ginga
    You're not just making stuff up, right?
[08:35] Nasa
    W-Well, mostly from their positions, I guess?
[08:38] Aya
    I guess no matter how pretty something is,
    you can get bored of staring at it, huh?
[08:43] Nasa
    Already?!
[08:44] Kaname
    You'll have to forgive
    my bonehead of a sister.
[08:47] Aya
    I-I do think they're pretty, though!
[08:52] Tsukasa
    I expected this kind of response...
SIGN    Happy Fireworks
SIGN    Happy Fireworks
[08:56] Tsukasa
    So I made sure to bring these along.
[08:59] Aya
    Fireworks!
[09:00] Kyuuma
    I want in on this!
[09:02] Kaname
    Better get some water ready!
[09:06] Tsukasa
    Sorry to interrupt your explanation.
[09:09] Nasa
    I'm just glad everyone's excited.
[09:12] Nasa
    The stars really are
    gorgeous up here, though.
[09:16] Tsukasa
    They are.
[09:18] Tsukasa
    Should I bring you some coffee?
[09:20] Nasa
    Good idea.
[09:23] Chitose
    I'll take one, too.
[09:26] Tsukasa
    You're not interested in the fireworks?
[09:29] Chitose
    Did you really think that childish
    distraction would work on me?
[09:32] Kaname
    I'll grab coffee for you all, then.
[09:35] Nasa
    You sure?
[09:37] Kaname
    Sure! It's your wedding reception, after all!
[09:41] Kaname
    How about you come help me, Chi-chan?
[09:45] Chitose
    Why should I?!
[09:47] Chitose
    And since when am I Chi-chan?!
[09:50] Nasa
    Thank you so much for everything
    today, Kaname-chan.
[09:53] Kaname
    Don't mention it! I'm just glad you're happy.
[09:57] Kaname
    It's great we were all able
    to celebrate like this.
[09:59] Chitose
    Hang on a minute.
[10:01] Chitose
    I'm not celebrating at all.
[10:05] Nasa
    I-It's been a while since we've
    talked, huh, Chitose-chan?
[10:10] Nasa
    We met in Kyoto, and since then,
    I think only at the takoyaki party?
[10:14] Chitose
    We barely talked on either
    of those occasions, either.
[10:20] Tsukasa
    Give him a break already.
[10:23] Nasa
    Something you said back then has
    really stuck with me, though.
[10:29] Nasa
    When you asked why we got married.
[10:33] Nasa
    I'm pretty sure marriage...
[10:36] Nasa
    most likely predates the
    invention of written language.
[10:39] Nasa
    Which would mean that it already existed
    the moment history was first recorded.
[10:44] Nasa
    I mean, I got married because
    I love Tsukasa-chan...
[10:49] Nasa
    But I do wonder why falling in love with
    someone makes you want to get married.
[10:57] Tokiko
    I see.
[10:58] Tokiko
    You've got quite the romantic
    head on your shoulders.
[11:02] Nasa
    Tokiko-san.
[11:03] Tokiko
    Mind if I join you?
[11:05] Nasa
    Not at all.
[11:07] Nasa
    This place is absolutely gorgeous, by the way.
[11:10] Tokiko
    Yes, it certainly is.
[11:13] Tokiko
    Your explanation before
    was wonderful, as well.
[11:16] Tokiko
    Such a clever boy.
[11:18] Nasa
    Aw, it's just a hobby of mine.
[11:20] Tsukasa
    Since your wife is more interested
    in the fireworks than the stars...
[11:24] Tsukasa
    Why don't we have a chat
    about the stars over there?
[11:28] Nasa
    That sounds good!
[11:29] Tsukasa
    Now, hang on! What exactly is this?!
[11:32] Tokiko
    Quit worrying. I just want
    to have a chat with Nasa-kun.
[11:37] Tsukasa
    Is that right? Well, it had
    better not be anything weird.
[11:42] Tokiko
    Oh, come on. Everything I say
    is weird, and you know it.
[11:46] Tokiko
    Now, let's be on our way, Nasa-kun.
[11:48] Nasa
    Oh, sure.
[11:49] Tsukasa
    Hey!
[11:51] Tsukasa
    In that case, don't take him!
[11:54] Tsukasa
    Come on!
[11:55] Tsukasa
    Are you listening?!
[12:00] Tokiko
    So, how is newlywed life treating you?
[12:03] Nasa
    Let's see...
[12:05] Nasa
    Well, every day has something new.
[12:08] Nasa
    I'm learning and discovering so much,
[12:10] Nasa
    which makes it a lot of fun.
[12:12] Tokiko
    I see.
[12:14] Tokiko
    I'm glad to hear that.
[12:16] Tokiko
    I actually owe you a bit
    of an apology, Nasa-kun.
[12:20] Nasa
    What for?
[12:21] Tokiko
    It's my fault that it took two
    years for you two to be reunited.
[12:26] Tokiko
    She indulged a selfish request
    of mine for two whole years.
[12:31] Tokiko
    Which is why I'm really grateful that
    you waited for her for so long.
[12:36] Tokiko
    Nasa-kun, do you remember
    the night you met her?
[12:40] Nasa
    To be honest, right after she told me
    she'd go out with me if we got married,
[12:46] Nasa
    I lost consciousness.
[12:47] Nasa
    So I don't really know how
    I ended up in the hospital.
[12:52] Tokiko
    I see. In that case, you still must not—
[12:56] Nasa
    But...
[12:57] Nasa
    I'm not that dense.
[12:59] Nasa
    I think I have a hunch as to what's going on.
[13:02] Nasa
    And... even when you account for that,
[13:07] Nasa
    I'm really glad to be
    married to Tsukasa-chan.
[13:13] Tokiko
    Oh, I see. Then it really is true.
[13:17] Tokiko
    He's the one to finally
    make your wish come true.
[13:23] Tokiko
    I'm glad. This is such a relief.
[13:27] Tokiko
    You were talking before about
    why people get married, right?
[13:31] Nasa
    That's right.
[13:33] Tokiko
    I asked her the same question once before.
[13:37] Tokiko
    If you're curious, you should ask her.
[13:40] Tokiko
    Make sure you're alone when
    you do. I'm sure she'll tell you.
[13:44] Tokiko
    Okay, the old lady is done talking.
[13:46] Tokiko
    Go on, now.
[13:49] Tokiko
    And thank you.
[13:51] Tokiko
    Take good care of her.
[14:00] Nasa
    It was a moonlit night.
[14:11] Nasa
    I found myself rushing as
    I was searching for you.
[14:16] Nasa
    From the moment I first saw you,
    I thought it was destiny.
[14:41] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan.
[14:43] Tsukasa
    Oh, darling.
[14:44] Nasa
    What brings you out here?
[14:47] Tsukasa
    Oh, it's nothing important.
[14:50] Tsukasa
    I just noticed you can
    see Mount Fuji from here.
[14:53] Nasa
    Hey, you're right.
[14:56] Tsukasa
    Did you finish your talk with Tokiko?
[14:58] Nasa
    Yeah.
[14:59] Nasa
    Is everyone still playing with fireworks?
[15:01] Tsukasa
    Yep. I think the night is going
    to last quite a bit longer.
[15:06] Nasa
    Tokiko-san really cares about
    you, doesn't she, Tsukasa-chan?
[15:10] Tsukasa
    She's always been a little too attached.
[15:15] Nasa
    The way everyone showed up
    to celebrate our marriage...
[15:18] Nasa
    We need to pay them back someday.
[15:21] Tsukasa
    Well, I like the idea of us taking
    everyone on a surprise trip next time.
[15:28] Tsukasa
    So, what did Tokiko say?
[15:30] Nasa
    She asked what it was like
    being married to you.
[15:35] Tsukasa
    She didn't ask anything weird, did she?
[15:36] Nasa
    Nothing weird, no.
[15:39] Nasa
    But she said I should ask you about that
    "Why do people get married?" question.
[15:46] Tsukasa
    Of course she did.
[15:51] Nasa
    What do you think, Tsukasa-chan?
[15:53] Tsukasa
    Good question...
[15:55] Tsukasa
    I'm sure there are all sorts of reasons,
[15:59] Tsukasa
    but I think the big one is
    that no one lives forever.
[16:07] Tsukasa
    Don't worry, I'm not getting
    maudlin or anything.
[16:11] Tsukasa
    It's just something I've noticed over time...
[16:14] Tsukasa
    No matter what great things you achieve
     or how much wealth you acquire,
[16:18] Tsukasa
    even if your name goes down in history...
[16:20] Tsukasa
    One day, you'll suddenly be gone.
[16:25] Tsukasa
    It could be illness. Injury.
[16:28] Tsukasa
    Maybe a war.
[16:29] Tsukasa
    Might even be an accident.
[16:31] Tsukasa
    If you're lucky, you make
    it to around 100 years...
[16:33] Tsukasa
    But you'll get old, and then you'll be gone.
[16:36] Tsukasa
    You can't fight it, even if you want to.
[16:38] Tsukasa
    Everyone who is born reaches
     the end at some point.
[16:44] Tsukasa
    And that's exactly why...
[16:46] Tsukasa
    they want to believe.
[16:50] Tsukasa
    That if nothing else,
    their love will last forever.
[16:56] Tsukasa
    Even if their bodies fall apart,
    what they had will live on eternally.
[17:09] Tsukasa
    It could be as transient as falling
    snow that melts on the ground,
[17:14] Tsukasa
    or as faint as a whispered prayer.
[17:16] Tsukasa
    But still, people want a light
    that will never fully fade.
[17:21] Tsukasa
    That's why getting married
    involves promises, right?
[17:25] Tsukasa
    To your parents, your mentors,
    and the people who have faith in you.
[17:30] Tsukasa
    You make a vow on an unbreakable
    stone that represents eternity.
[17:34] Tsukasa
    And...
[17:35] Tsukasa
    You make it to what we call God,
    which may as well be the universe itself.
[17:42] Tsukasa
    In sickness and in health,
[17:45] Tsukasa
    in joy and in sorrow,
[17:48] Tsukasa
    for rich or for poor,
[17:50] Tsukasa
    you love and honor each other,
[17:53] Tsukasa
    consoling and aiding each other,
[17:56] Tsukasa
    dedicating yourselves for
    as long as you both live.
[17:59] Tsukasa
    Creating a love between the two of
    you that couldn't exist without both.
[18:10] Tsukasa
    It's a promise.
[18:15] Nasa
    It was a moonlit night.
[18:20] Nasa
    We promised to love each other
    forever under this starry sky.
[18:27] Kyuuma
    Wait, you mean Draco Bol doesn't
    end after he beats the Demon King?!
[18:32] Aya
    That's right. Remember when he
    said it'd go on "a little bit longer"?
[18:35] Aurora
    They start fighting aliens
    and stuff afterwards,
[18:38] Aurora
    so it's more like that's
    where it really starts.
[18:40] Kyuuma
    Wow! Making manga must be hard!
[18:42] Aya
    Seriously!
[18:49] (Flashback) Kaname
    And that being the case,
[18:50] (Flashback) Kaname
    we prepared a special glamping tent for you
    two that's a bit away from everyone else.
[18:56] Nasa
    That's what she said, but is this it?
[18:59] Tsukasa
    It is technically a tent.
[19:07] Tsukasa
    The roof on this thing is transparent.
    You can see the sky.
[19:11] Nasa
    Talk about romantic...
[19:13] Tsukasa
    Really.
[19:14] Nasa
    So I guess...
[19:16] Nasa
    this is where we sleep tonight.
[19:19] Nasa
    On a bed...
[19:21] Nasa
    That's one big bed, huh?
[19:23] Tsukasa
    S-Sure is. I guess it might be a king?
[19:27] Tsukasa
    There are cold drinks, too.
[19:30] Nasa
    W-Wow. We might as well help ourselves.
[19:35] Nasa
    Anyway, it really is a lovely view!
[19:40] Tsukasa
    It sure is.
[19:44] Nasa
    Hey! Is it okay if I get closer?!
[19:48] Tsukasa
    S-Sure! Go ahead.
[19:54] Kaname
    He is a very smart boy.
[19:58] Kaname
    Due to his hard-working nature, he also
    has an agile mind full of knowledge.
[20:04] Kaname
    And right now, his considerable intelligence
    was fully focused on one thing:
[20:09] Nasa
    How much can we fool around in here, anyway?
[20:12] Kaname
    What a waste of brainpower!
[20:15] Nasa
    I mean, since we're going to be
    sleeping in that big bed together,
[20:19] Nasa
    I would like to fool around
    as much as possible.
[20:23] Nasa
    But it kills me to admit we're inside a tent,
    which offers just about zero soundproofing.
[20:28] Nasa
    So if my wife starts making sweet sounds,
[20:33] Nasa
    everyone we know might be able to hear!
[20:38] Nasa
    Not that I mind, personally!
[20:41] Nasa
    But speaking from personal experience,
[20:44] Nasa
    since we haven't had a chance
    to shower and clean ourselves up,
[20:48] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan might not want to be held at all.
[20:52] Nasa
    That being said...
[20:54] Nasa
    She's also cute when she's a little hesitant!
[20:57] Kaname
    He's just a perv at this point.
[21:03] Tsukasa
    Darling, what's the hand for?
[21:06] Nasa
    Well, y'know...
[21:07] Nasa
    I wonder!
[21:09] Tsukasa
    You do?
[21:12] Nasa
    I was just thinking...
    the stars are really pretty.
[21:15] Tsukasa
    What does that have to do with it?
[21:17] Nasa
    B-But still!
[21:19] Nasa
    The stars might be pretty,
[21:20] Nasa
    but you're really pretty
    yourself, Tsukasa-chan!
[21:24] Tsukasa
    Th-Thank you?
[21:26] Nasa
    Yep.
[21:29] Nasa
    Huh? How do I invite her to bed now?
[21:33] Nasa
    Seriously, what do normal couples do?
[21:36] Nasa
    Do they just go, "Let's move to the bed,"
    when the mood is like this?
[21:39] Nasa
    And wouldn't that be super embarrassing?!
[21:42] Nasa
    Not to mention it's so direct
    that it's a little scary!
[21:44] Nasa
    Shouldn't there be some sort of
    code word for adults that we can use?
[21:48] Nasa
    If there is, they should teach it at school!
[21:51] Nasa
    Wh-What do I do?
[21:53] Nasa
    I mean, if possible, I'd like to fool
    around with my wife on this bed!
[22:00] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan...
[22:01] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah?
[22:03] Nasa
    Would you like to look at the stars
    on the b-b-bed instead of over here?
[22:10] Tsukas
    S-S-Sounds good. That might be
    a nice view of the stars, too.
[22:15] Nasa
    Th-Then I'll turn the lights down
     so we can have a better view.
[22:21] Tsukasa
    S-Sure.
[22:31] Nasa
    They really are pretty.
[22:34] Tsukasa
    We can see the moon, too.
[22:36] Nasa
    Um... d-do you want to
    put your head on my arm?
[22:40] Tsukasa
    I-I see. That's a nice idea, darling.
[22:48] Nasa
    Th-This sure is a fluffy bed.
[22:51] Tsukasa
    I-It is.
[22:54] Nasa
    I had a great time today.
[22:57] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah. I did, too.
[23:03] Nasa
    To be honest, I'm not really
    sure what to do from here.
[23:08] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan...
[23:10] Nasa
    You smell nice.
[23:13] Tsukasa
    B-But I sweated a lot today.
[23:17] Nasa
    It still smells really nice.
[23:20] Tsukasa
    That tickles!
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[23:25] Nasa
    We were united and given the
    blessings of many people.
[23:28] Tsukasa
    I love my husband.
[23:30] Nasa
    I will make Tsukasa-chan happy.
[23:32] Nasa
    Fate was kind enough to bring us together,
[23:34] Nasa
    and now, for all the months
    and years that will follow...
[23:37] Tsukasa
    We'd like to say...
[23:38] Both
    Thank you.

Season 2

E12 - In All the Times to Come, And Beyond

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[00:01] Tokiko
    I promise, I will make your dream come true.
[00:12] Tokiko
    It was something that no one
    had ever accomplished...
[00:16] Tokiko
    I was sure I had pulled it off.
[00:23] Tokiko
    Or at least, I thought I had...
[00:30] Tokiko
    I truly feel so helpless.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Episode 12 In All the Times to Come, And Beyond
[02:06] Nasa
    There's something that feels great
    about morning in the mountains.
[02:10] Nasa
    I can feel my soul being cleansed.
[02:13] Nasa
    And sleeping in a big bed was fantastic.
[02:17] Nasa
    Next time we move,
    I definitely wanna get one.
[02:22] Tokiko
    You seem to be enjoying yourself.
[02:24] Nasa
    Tokiko-san? Good morning.
[02:27] Tokiko
    Morning.
[02:28] Nasa
    Are you out for a morning stroll?
[02:30] Tokiko
    Yep.
[02:31] Tokiko
    We're in the middle of the great outdoors.
    It seems wasteful not to get up early.
[02:37] Nasa
    I agree.
[02:38] Nasa
    I invited Tsukasa-chan, too,
    but she said it was fine.
[02:43] Tokiko
    Well, nature doesn't really
    interest her that much.
[02:47] Nasa
    I-I guess you're right.
[02:50] Tokiko
    Care for some coffee, Nasa-kun?
[02:54] Nasa
    Were you making some?
[03:01] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun?
[03:08] Tokiko
    There you go.
[03:10] Nasa
    I appreciate it. Thanks for the coffee.
[03:17] Tokiko
    Are you sure you shouldn't go and wake her?
[03:21] Nasa
    Why do you ask?
[03:22] Tokiko
    I mean, look at all this.
    It's totally a couple thing.
[03:28] Tokiko
    Looking at the early morning view, on a
    beautiful morning, up in the mountains...
[03:32] Tokiko
    That seems like something best suited for a
    lovey-dovey couple, and not a random old lady.
[03:38] Nasa
    Oh, but I'm having a great time.
[03:42] Tokiko
    Really?
[03:45] Tokiko
    Care for some toast, then?
[03:47] Tokiko
    This is from a good bakery in Ginza.
[03:51] Nasa
    You don't mind?
[03:52] Tokiko
    I bet the smell will be enough
    to lure her out of bed, too.
[03:57] Tokiko
    She's like a rhinoceros beetle that way.
[03:59] Nasa
    A beetle?
[04:06] Tokiko
    This multi-roaster does a
    fantastic job with toast.
[04:10] Nasa
    You brought your own, Tokiko-san?
[04:12] Tokiko
    That's right. I love how compact
    they make camping gear.
[04:18] Nasa
    I see.
[04:20] Tokiko
    The butter's a really good French brand, too.
[04:24] Nasa
    That's really something!
[04:32] Nasa
    This is really good!
[04:33] Tokiko
    Isn't it? You can always tell
    the good stuff from the aroma.
[04:41] Tokiko
    I appreciate you joining me for this.
[04:44] Nasa
    Oh, it's actually been a lot
    of fun to discover new things.
[04:48] Tokiko
    What new things?
[04:50] Nasa
    The toast, the butter, the way you made it...
[04:53] Nasa
    I can tell you're particular
    about the whole process.
[04:55] Nasa
    That's something that
    reminds me of Tsukasa-chan.
[05:02] Tokiko
    Is that right? I take after her, huh?
[05:06] Tokiko
    Oh, that reminds me.
[05:07] Tokiko
    There was something I wanted
    to talk to you about, Nasa-kun.
[05:12] Nasa
    Me?
[05:12] Tokiko
    Yes.
[05:14] Tokiko
    I wanted to ask...
[05:17] Tsukasa
    I knew I smelled something amazing!
[05:20] Tsukasa
    That's the bread from that
    famous bakery in Ginza!
[05:22] Tokiko
    And here's your rhinoceros beetle,
     with her awful timing.
[05:25] Nasa
    Good morning, Tsukasa-chan.
[05:27] Tsukasa
    Good morning, darling.
[05:29] Tsukasa
    And you're eating this without me?! No fair!
[05:31] Tokiko
    Oh, please. I'll make you some, if you like.
[05:36] Tsukasa
    Really? Two pieces, then.
[05:38] Tokiko
    Good grief...
[05:40] Tokiko
    Tell me, Nasa-kun, are you
     sure about this girl?
[05:45] Tsukasa
    Hey! First thing in the morning
    and you want to start with this?!
[05:48] Tokiko
    I'm just saying, as sweet as he is,
[05:51] Tokiko
    Nasa-kun could probably land a girl who's
    less of a mess first thing in the morning.
[05:56] Nasa
    Oh, no, I don't intend to marry anyone else.
[06:02] Tokiko
    You heard him. Bet you liked that, huh?
[06:05] Tsukasa
    Sh-Shut up!
[06:20] Nasa
    The camping trip was a lot of fun, huh?
[06:22] Tsukasa
    It was. Way more than I expected.
[06:25] Nasa
    I never really understood what the
    point of wedding ceremonies was,
[06:30] Nasa
    but it's probably a lot like that.
[06:32] Tsukasa
    Like what?
[06:34] Nasa
    Having everyone affirm your
    happiness like that...
[06:37] Nasa
    A lot of things can happen in life,
[06:39] Nasa
    but on a day like that, everyone
     is just focusing on being happy.
[06:44] Nasa
    That's the kind of event it is.
[06:47] Tsukasa
    That makes sense.
[06:49] Nasa
    Not only that...
[06:51] Nasa
    Even if it was only a veil,
     you looked really cute.
[06:54] Tsukasa
    W-Well... thanks for that.
[07:02] (Flashback) Tokiko
    There was something I wanted
    to talk to you about, Nasa-kun.
[07:07] Nasa
    I wonder what she was going to ask...
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[07:11] Nasa
    Hey, it's the landlord.
[07:13] Tsukasa
    Landlord?
[07:14] Nasa
    Hello?
[07:17] Nasa
    Understood. Thanks.
[07:20] Tsukasa
    What was that about?
[07:22] Nasa
    The apartment building is almost finished.
[07:25] Tsukasa
    What apartment building?
[07:27] Nasa
    They're almost done rebuilding
    my old place that burned down.
[07:31] Tsukasa
    You mean we won't be staying
    here for free much longer?
[07:34] Nasa
    It looks that way.
[07:36] Nasa
    We should be able to move in fairly soon.
[07:41] Nasa
    I'm kind of nervous.
[07:43] Tsukasa
    About what?
[07:45] Nasa
    It'll be just the two of us
    for real at that point.
[07:51] Tsukasa
    Well, yes, it would...
[07:53] Nasa
    Y-Yeah.
[07:55] Nasa
    S-Since it's almost ready,
    wanna check the building out?
[08:00] Tsukasa
    O-Oh, that's a good idea!
[08:07] Nasa
    Well, that's impressive.
[08:10] Tsukasa
    Very fancy.
[08:11] Tsukasa
    And bigger, I think?
[08:14] Nasa
    I heard they bought some of the surrounding
    properties when they rebuilt it.
[08:17] Nasa
    And... well...
[08:20] Nasa
    The apartments... have bathtubs, apparently.
[08:24] Tsukasa
    That sounds conven...ient.
[08:27] Tsukasa
    W-Well, isn't that something?!
[08:30] Tsukasa
    Huh, fancy that.
[08:31] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[08:33] Tsukasa
    W-Would we be buying a b-bed, too?
[08:37] Nasa
    Y-Yeah.
[08:39] Nasa
    Probably a double bed.
[08:43] Tsukasa
    M-Makes sense. That'd be the thing to do.
[08:46] Nasa
    Y-Yep.
[08:48] Tsukasa
    Now I'm nervous, too.
[08:51] Nasa
    Yeah.
[08:53] Nasa
    But I'm looking forward to it!
[08:55] Tsukasa
    To what?
[08:57] Nasa
    T-To what? Well... y'know!
[09:01] Tsukasa
    So, if we're going to move out,
    we need to organize things here.
[09:05] Nasa
    We don't actually have
    that much stuff, I think.
[09:08] Tsukasa
    Well, we moved in after everything
    burned up at the old place.
[09:12] Tsukasa
    There's also...
[09:17] Kaname
    Senpai!
[09:19] Nasa
    K-Kaname-chan?
[09:20] Kaname
    Senpai, you horndog!
[09:22] Kaname
    Are you serious about moving out?!
[09:24] Nasa
    Well, yeah...
[09:26] Kaname
    Senpai, you pervert! Do you have some
    sort of problem with this place?!
[09:30] Nasa
    Not really, no.
[09:32] Nasa
    And why are your questions and
    insults totally disconnected?
[09:37] Nasa
    We've just been borrowing this room,
    so it's not like we can stay here indefinitely.
[09:41] Kaname
    You say that, but I bet it's just because
    you can't fool around like you want to.
[09:47] Kaname
    You and Tsukassan both seem like you're
    not particular about where you live!
[09:52] Kaname
    I'm gonna be lonely if
    you two just disappear!
[09:54] Nasa
    But still...
[09:56] Kaname
    I promise to pretend I didn't see
    anything when you fool around at night!
[09:59] Nasa
    But still!
[10:01] Tsukasa
    It's okay.
[10:02] Tsukasa
    You won't get a chance to be that lonely.
[10:05] Kaname
    Tsukassan?
[10:06] Tsukasa
    Even when we move out, I'll still be working
    at the bathhouse, so I'll be here all the time.
[10:11] Kaname
    R-Really?!
[10:13] Tsukasa
    Yeah. I enjoy working the front desk.
[10:16] Tsukasa
    And I'd miss you, too.
[10:19] Tsukasa
    If you're not going to do
    anything with this room,
[10:22] Tsukasa
    I think Nasa-kun could work here.
[10:25] Nasa
    All I really need is my computer.
    I can work just about anywhere.
[10:29] Tsukasa
    So, seriously, you don't need to feel bad.
[10:33] Tsukasa
    I'd miss you just as much as you'd miss me.
[10:37] Tsukasa
    Thanks for having us, Kaname.
[10:39] Kaname
    Well, in that case... I guess I can put up
    with not getting to peek in on you at night.
[10:45] Nasa
    Hang on!
[10:46] Nasa
    You weren't actually peeking
    in on us before now, right?
[10:57] Nasa
    It was fun and lively staying
    at Kaname-chan's house,
[11:02] Nasa
    but I'm still really looking
    forward to our new place.
[11:05] Tsukasa
    How's that?
[11:06] Nasa
    Well, it's like...
[11:09] Nasa
    We're getting closer to being
    a real husband and wife.
[11:12] Tsukasa
    What does being "real" even mean?
[11:15] Nasa
    A real husband and wife...
[11:20] Nasa
    can do things like this.
[11:26] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[11:28] Nasa
    Yes?
[11:29] Tsukasa
    Well, it's just...
[11:32] Nasa
    What's wrong?
[11:34] Tsukasa
    Since we're married, we should be able to talk
    to each other about what's on our minds, right?
[11:39] Nasa
    Huh? Y-Yeah, of course.
[11:42] Tsukasa
    Which is why I want you to hear me out,
     and not take it personally.
[11:48] Tsukasa
    Promise you won't get mad?
[11:50] Nasa
    I-I would never!
[11:53] Tsukasa
    Well, to be honest, darling...
[11:56] Tsukasa
    Your hugs are crappy!
[11:57] Tsukasa
    Crappy! Crappy! Crappy! Crappy!
[11:59] Nasa
    My hugs are crappy?!
[12:05] Tsukasa
    Don't be so obviously depressed!
[12:08] Tsukasa
    Listen to me, darling.
[12:10] Tsukasa
    You're hugging girls the wrong way.
[12:16] Tsukasa
    Like just now...
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     Hugging Lecture
SIGN    Class Duty:
     Tsukasa/Nasa
SIGN    Lifting Graph
SIGN    Arms
[12:17] Tsukasa
    You tend to hug by putting
    your arms under mine, right?
[12:23] Nasa
    Y-Yeah.
[12:25] Tsukasa
    But the truth is, that's not very
    comfortable for shorter girls.
[12:31] Tsukasa
    This is the kind of position it puts them in!
[12:37] Tsukasa
    It feels like like when you pick up a cat!
SIGN    Form changing based on container=
    Are cats actually liquid?
[12:39] Nasa
    I-I see.
[12:41] Tsukasa
    So, come over here, darling.
[12:44] Nasa
    Okay.
[12:44] Tsukasa
    Do it like this...
[12:46] Tsukasa
    With your arms up here.
[12:53] Nasa
    Hey, you're right! This is a much better fit!
[12:56] Tsukasa
    Right? And if you do it
    like this, then I can...
[13:01] Nasa
    Wow, you're really pulling me in!
[13:08] Tsukasa
    D-Do you understand how to
    hug girls properly now?
[13:12] Nasa
    Y-Yes! Understood!
[13:15] Tsukasa
    Do you have anything?
[13:16] Nasa
    Huh?
[13:17] Tsukasa
    Things you want to talk to me about.
[13:21] Nasa
    Let's see... um...
[13:25] Nasa
    I think a lot, maybe?
[13:26] Tsukasa
    Really?! L-Like what?
[13:28] Nasa
    Well...
[13:30] Nasa
    The first thing is...
[13:32] Nasa
    Can I touch you when you're sleeping?
[13:34] Tsukasa
    Huh?
[13:35] Nasa
    No, wait, not like that!
[13:37] Nasa
    I don't want to mess with
    you while you're sleeping!
[13:40] Nasa
    Well, I do, but that's not what this is about!
[13:44] Nasa
    I mean, you're a messy sleeper, right?
[13:48] Nasa
    So you end up rolling around all over,
[13:51] Nasa
    and you look cold sometimes, y'know?
    Like, your belly gets exposed, for example.
[13:55] Nasa
    So when that happens, is it okay
    if I put you back under the futon,
[13:59] Nasa
    or adjust your pajamas? That sort of thing.
[14:02] Tsukasa
    No.
[14:03] Tsukasa
    Because I'm not a messy sleeper!
[14:06] Nasa
    Huh?! No, no, you are!
[14:09] Tsukasa
    I am not! You just made that up, darling!
[14:12] Nasa
    What?! Come on, you have to admit it!
[14:15] Tsukasa
    I will not! Because it's not true!
[14:30] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Two more years.
[14:32] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    That's how much more of my time you can have.
[14:35] (Flashback) Tokiko
    Wh-What is this?
[14:37] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    I've found my destiny.
[14:39] (Flashback) Tokiko
    Destiny?
[14:40] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Right. Which is why I want you to
    promise me that after these two years...
[14:44] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    You'll stop living for my sake.
[14:49] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    You need to live your own life.
[14:52] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Because people's lives
    are fleeting and short.
[14:57] Tokiko
    I know that you're the
    kindest person there is.
[15:03] Tokiko
    And that's why I... why we...
[15:07] Tokiko
    wanted to make your wish come true.
[15:10] Tokiko
    So I really feel so useless.
[15:31] Nasa
    She'd probably be mad if
    I took a picture of this.
SIGN    Call
SIGN    Chitose
[15:40] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, your phone's ringing.
[15:46] Tsukasa
    Who the heck is calling so early?
SIGN    Call
SIGN    Chitose
[15:50] Tsukasa
    Chitose?
[15:52] Tsukasa
    Hello? What's up? It's only seven in the morning.
[15:58] Tsukasa
    Tokiko what?
[16:02] Tsukasa
    Tokiko!
[16:07] Tokiko
    Want a donut?
[16:10] Tsukasa
    Not a half-eaten one, no!
[16:13] Tsukasa
    And I heard you collapsed! I was worried.
[16:16] Tokiko
    You were worried? Why, thank you.
[16:20] Nasa
    Um... Are you feeling all right?
[16:24] Tokiko
    I'm just fine. Chitose and the
    girls made too much of a fuss.
[16:29] Tokiko
    I get a little dizzy and they
    decide to hospitalize me.
[16:32] Tokiko
    Give us old folks a little credit, you know?
[16:35] Tsukasa
    You sure this isn't from you overdoing
    it with that trip to the mountains?
[16:39] Tokiko
    I hate to break it to you,
    but I wasn't overdoing it.
[16:42] Tokiko
    That being the case, no need to worry.
[16:46] Tokiko
    I'll be discharged by tomorrow.
[16:47] Tsukasa
    Hey! Where do you think you're going?
[16:48] Tsukasa
    Stay in bed!
[16:50] Tokiko
    Just to the bathroom, all right?
[16:52] Tokiko
    And while I'm at it, I'm going to
    talk to my doctor, and grab a coffee.
[16:56] Tokiko
    Grind some levels for me while I'm gone.
[16:58] Tsukasa
    Huh?!
[16:59] Tsukasa
    H-Hey, hang on!
[17:01] Nasa
    I know you're not great at it,
    but try not to die too much.
[17:04] Nasa
    See you in a few, then.
[17:12] Nasa
    I think I'll go with her.
[17:17] Tsukasa
    Whoa, hang on! Darling?
[17:27] Nasa
    Hey...
[17:29] Nasa
    Are you really okay?
[17:32] Tokiko
    Oh, dear, you found me already, huh?
[17:35] Tokiko
    How'd you figure it out?
[17:37] Tokiko
    Just a feeling?
[17:39] Nasa
    Not that.
[17:41] Nasa
    It's your stride.
[17:43] Nasa
    Compared to when you were in the
    mountains, it's a lot smaller.
[17:48] Nasa
    That made me think something
    might really be wrong.
[17:52] Tokiko
    You are quite impressive, you know that?
[17:55] Nasa
    Not really.
[17:56] Tokiko
    People have made a fuss about how great I am,
[18:00] Tokiko
    but I suppose this shows
    there's always someone better.
[18:02] Nasa
    I don't think it's like that.
[18:04] Nasa
    Besides, Tsukasa-chan is the
    one who's really impressive.
[18:08] Tokiko
    No, she's normal.
[18:11] Tokiko
    She is normal.
[18:12] Tokiko
    A totally normal girl,
    with no exceptional talents.
[18:17] Tokiko
    Which is why I can imagine
    it must be a lot of trouble.
[18:22] Tokiko
    That said, I'd appreciate you not
    telling her about my condition.
[18:26] Nasa
    Oh, okay.
[18:28] Tokiko
    You saw how worried she was
    after hearing I collapsed.
[18:33] Tokiko
    Honestly, give me a break here.
[18:36] Nasa
    Um...
[18:38] Nasa
    There was something you wanted to tell
    me at the campground. What was it?
[18:43] Tokiko
    Oh, you remembered that?
[18:45] Nasa
    Yes. It sounded pretty important.
[18:51] Tokiko
    Seeing how sharp you can be at times...
[18:54] Tokiko
    I'm as relieved as I am jealous.
    It's quite the mix of emotions.
[19:01] Tokiko
    Upsy-daisy.
[19:06] Tokiko
    There was something I spent
    my entire life trying to do.
[19:11] Tokiko
    And it looks like my part in it
    ended before it came to fruition.
[19:15] Tokiko
    I like to think I was almost there, but...
[19:18] Tokiko
    It's quite frustrating, all the same.
[19:21] Tokiko
    But since I tried my best,
    even though I failed,
[19:26] Tokiko
    I don't regret it.
[19:28] Tokiko
    Which is why this is for you.
[19:34] Nasa
    Whoa... whoa, whoa, whoa!
[19:36] Nasa
    Tokiko-san, this is—
[19:38] Tokiko
    Just a rock.
[19:40] Tokiko
    A regular old stone, with no
     magic powers or anything.
[19:45] Tokiko
    But the thing is, it took a millennia
    of human effort to collect that stone.
[19:51] Tokiko
    You could say that, after a thousand years,
    it amounted to, "Yeah, it's just a rock."
[19:58] Tokiko
    That's how it goes sometimes.
[20:01] Tokiko
    Nasa-kun...
[20:03] Tokiko
    Please make her happy.
[20:08] Nasa
    I didn't know what she meant at the time.
[20:13] Nasa
    But... it felt like she was
    entrusting me with something
[20:17] Nasa
    even more important than the
    moon rock she handed me.
[20:22] Nasa
    Yes. You can leave it to me.
[20:24] Nasa
    I promise to make Tsukasa-chan happy!
[20:30] Tokiko
    Well, I'm feeling a bit better
    with that off my shoulders.
[20:35] Tokiko
    Come on, Nasa-kun, let's head—
[20:37] Tsukasa
    Hey! There you are!
[20:39] Tokiko
    Well, you had good timing for once.
[20:43] Tsukasa
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[20:45] Tsukasa
    And why is this game so ludicrously hard?!
[20:50] Tokiko
    For someone who likes video games so much,
     you never get any better at them.
[20:54] Tsukasa
    E-Excuse me?!
[20:55] Tokiko
    Anyway, put down the video game.
[20:58] Tokiko
    The weather's nice,
[21:00] Tokiko
    so go have a nice little
    chat with your husband.
[21:03] Tsukasa
    You told me to play the damn thing!
[21:06] Tsukasa
    And the fact that you snuck out here...
[21:09] Tsukasa
    What were you talking about, anyway?
[21:11] Tokiko
    That's a secret.
[21:14] Tokiko
    Right, Nasa-kun?
[21:17] Nasa
    Well, I wouldn't say it's that big a deal.
[21:20] Tsukasa
    You were probably filling his head
    with more nonsense, weren't you?
[21:23] Tokiko
    You make me sound so awful.
[21:26] Tokiko
    If you're that desperate to find out,
    try paying closer attention to Nasa-kun.
[21:31] Tsukasa
    What do you mean by—
[21:32] Tokiko
    I mean...
[21:41] Tokiko
    exactly what I said.
[21:46] Nasa
    W-Well, to be honest...
[21:51] Nasa
    I told her about how I
    want to make you happy.
[21:55] Tsukasa
    O-Okay.
[21:59] Tsukasa
    That's... well...
[22:01] Tsukasa
    Um... er...
[22:04] Tsukasa
    Th-Thank you.
[22:10] [SONG] Ending sign
    Closed for the Day
SIGN    Sorry!

High School Days

High School Days

E1 - Formulas for the Moon and Stars

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SIGN    Otogi Girls' High School
[00:07] Nasa
    Good morning!
[00:09] Nasa
    I'll be teaching you all starting today.
    My name is Yuzaki.
[00:13] Nasa
    It's a pleasure to meet you!
[00:16] Nasa
    Two people met, and swore
    to love each other...
[00:18] Nasa
    For all the years and months
    to follow, and beyond.
[00:21] Nasa
    It's an endless story,
[00:23] Nana
    but one where every day is
    filled with commonplace joy.
[00:27] Nasa
    This is a continuation of
    The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter.
[00:30] Nasa
    A story about people who
    aimed to reach the moon,
[00:32] Nasa
    and about a certain couple
    with a very blessed marriage.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
[02:08] Nasa
    Huh? A programming class?
SIGN    Formulas for the Moon and Stars
[02:10] Naoko
    That's right.
[02:11] Naoko
    Lately, the government has been
    distributing computers to kids
[02:14] (Flashback) Naoko
    and wanting more of an
    IT-focused curriculum in schools.
[02:17] (Flashback) Naoko
    So my school has been trying to beef
    up its programming classes, too.
[02:20] (Flashback) Nasa
    Now that you mention it,
    I think I've heard about that.
[02:23] (Flashback) Naoko
    I've been handling one of the
    lessons starting this year...
[02:26] (Flashback) Nasa
    And I can't make head or tails of it!
[02:28] (Flashback) Nasa
    I-I see...
[02:29] (Flashback) Naoko
    So I talked to the principal,
[02:31] (Flashback) Naoko
    and she says we can bring
    in someone from the outside
[02:34] (Flashback) Naoko
    as a volunteer teacher,
    even if they aren't licensed!
[02:36] (Flashback) Naoko
    And you were the first person
    who came to mind, Yuzaki-kun!
[02:40] (Flashback) Nasa
    Wow... Well, teaching it
    would be pretty easy—
[02:44] (Flashback) Naoko
    We'd like you to teach the rest
    of the staff while you're at it.
[02:48] (Flashback) Nasa
    Anyway, Sensei, what happened
    to your marriage plans?
[02:52] (Flashback) Nasa
    Huh? What?
[02:54] (Flashback) Naoko
    These programming classes have gone so
    poorly that all my spare time has evaporated.
[02:58] (Flashback) Naoko
    I'm not in any position to be
    planning a wedding right now.
[03:02] (Flashback) Naoko
    We talked about moving
    in together for a bit,
[03:05] (Flashback) Naoko
    but this coding stuff just
    won't stick to my brain,
[03:07] (Flashback) Naoko
    so when I start thinking about moving—
[03:09] (Flashback) Nasa
    Okay! I'll do it! It'd be my pleasure!
[03:13] (Flashback) Nasa
    I mean, programming aside, teaching middle
    school students shouldn't be too hard.
[03:17] (Flashback) Naoko
    Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention...
[03:20] (Flashback) Nasa
    Yes?
[03:22] (Flashback) Naoko
    I got a new job. I work at
    a girls' high school now.
[03:26] (Flashback) Nasa
    What?!
[03:29] Nasa
    And that's how
[03:31] Nasa
    I ended up standing before
    a class of high school girls.
[03:34] Nasa
    So, does anyone have any questions?
[03:38] Inukai
    Yeah, Sensei, I've got one!
[03:41] Nasa
    Go ahead, Inukai-san.
[03:43] Inukai
    How old are you?
[03:47] Nasa
    My age?
[03:48] Naoko
    It'll be totally fine!
[03:50] (Flashback) Naoko
    It's a girls' school, but they're
    all pretty quiet and well-behaved.
[03:53] (Flashback) Naoko
    You'll get used to them in no time!
[03:56] Nasa
    Well, I turned 18 in May.
[04:03] Naoko
    Hey! Come on, settle down!
[04:06] Shirogane
    You're overwhelming him!
[04:08] Shirogane
    Settle down, everyone!
[04:10] Nasa
    Uh, you're...
[04:12] Shirogane
    The class representative, Shirogane.
[04:14] Shirogane
    Please, Sensei, continue.
[04:15] Nasa
    Oh, thanks.
[04:17] Nasa
    Well, I know that I'm young,
    but I do this for a living,
[04:21] Nasa
    so I think I should be able to
    teach you all about programming.
[04:24] Usa
    Wow, check out the confidence on Yuzaki-chan!
[04:27] Nasa
    Usa-san...
[04:29] Nasa
    Well, I wouldn't put it that way.
[04:31] Kurenai
    Actually, Sensei, I had a question.
[04:34] Nasa
    Let's see... Kurenai-san? Go ahead.
[04:37] Kurenai
    Well, it's just... You're 18, right?
[04:40] Kurenai
    So I've been wondering... That's a
     ring on your ring finger, right?
[04:46] Nasa
    Oh, that's right.
[04:47] Nasa
    Because I'm married.
[04:51] Class
    You're married?!
[04:56] Naoko
    Come on! Would you all calm down?!
[04:59] Nasa
    S-Sorry about this, Sensei.
[05:01] Shirogane
    He's married, Myako.
[05:03] Shirogane
    Even though he's basically our age...
[05:05] Myako
    Don't you need to put a
    stop to this, Class Rep?
[05:11] Isaka
    Put a damn sock in it already!
[05:13] Isaka
    If you don't pipe down,
    I'm gonna kick all your asses!
[05:15] Naoko
    I-Isaka-senpai?!
[05:16] Isaka
    You oughta know better, Yanagi!
[05:18] Isaka
    If you can't keep them quiet,
    you get an ass-whooping, too!
[05:20] Naoko
    Right! Sorry!
[05:24] Jessie
    Isaka-chan can be scary.
[05:26] Kurenai
    I didn't see that coming...
[05:28] Nasa
    A-Anyway, how about we start the lesson?
[05:32] Class
    Yes! Thank you for coming!
[05:35] Nasa
    Whoa, they suddenly switched modes.
[05:38] Nasa
    I guess they really are serious, deep down.
[05:40] Nasa
    All right, then, let's start with a general
    explanation about programming.
[05:44] Class
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    I'm at the school~
     Kinda nervous
SIGN    Good luck with your lessons.
     I'm rooting for you.
[05:49] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun, teaching at a girls' school...
[05:53] Tsukasa
    I mean, he's basically doing
    it to help someone, but...
[05:56] Tsukasa
    A girls' school...
[05:58] Tsukasa
    There'll be a lot of young girls there!
[06:01] Tsukasa
    H-Hang on. Just calm down.
[06:03] Tsukasa
    What am I getting nervous about?
    It's ridiculous.
[06:06] Tsukasa
    High school girls are pretty fierce, though.
[06:09] Tsukasa
    They're bound to needle him
    if they find out he's married.
[06:14] Nasa
    Okay, that does it for today's lesson.
[06:19] Nasa
    If you have any questions,
    I'll be in the faculty room.
[06:25] Class
    Sensei! Yuzaki-sensei!
[06:37] Nasa
    Finally, I can relax.
[06:39] Kurenai
    Yuzaki-sensei...
[06:42] Kurenai
    Can I ask you for romantic advice?
[06:46] Nasa
    Uh, whoa, hang on.
[06:47] Nasa
    I'm not actually a teacher, so...
[06:50] Kurenai
    You said you were waiting
    for questions, though.
[06:53] Nasa
    I meant about the class.
[06:56] Nasa
    Maybe you should talk to another
    woman, like Yanagi-sensei?
[06:59] Kurenai
    That's not happening.
[07:01] Kurenai
    Yanagi-chan's got zero romantic
    experience, after all.
[07:04] Nasa
    Well, that's harsh.
[07:06] Kurenai
    You'd be surprised how rare it is
[07:08] Kurenai
    to find someone as young as you are
    who actually understands women, Sensei.
[07:12] Nasa
    O-Okay...
[07:13] Nasa
    Well, I'm not sure how much help
    I'll be, but what's the issue?
[07:18] Kurenai
    My boyfriend is a serious player...
    and he's always cheating on me.
[07:22] Nasa
    Whoa, whoa! This is way too serious
    to drop out of the blue on me!
[07:26] Kurenai
    Whenever I go to his house, he's messing
    around with other girls, one after another.
[07:30] Kurenai
    It's seriously the worst.
[07:32] Nasa
    W-Well, maybe you should
    consider breaking up?
[07:35] Kurenai
    If it was that easy, Sensei,
    I wouldn't need advice.
[07:39] Kurenai
    The other day when I dropped by,
     we got in a fight.
[07:42] Kurenai
    I said, "Who do you care more
    about, her or me?!" And he said...
[07:48] (Flashback) Boyfriend
    Tifa was my first love, so...
[07:51] Kurenai
    And there you have it.
[07:52] Nasa
    Wait, is that what you meant by "player"?!
[07:55] Kurenai
    All he does is play video
    games and watch anime.
[07:57] Kurenai
    He won't even hold my hand.
[08:00] Nasa
    Th-Thank goodness! This is
    actually pretty wholesome!
[08:03] Kurenai
    There's nothing good about it!
[08:05] Kurenai
    Every time there's a new season
    of TV, he talks about new waifus!
[08:07] Kurenai
    It's like he's not paying
    any attention to me at all!
[08:10] Nasa
    I-I think that might be okay, for now.
[08:14] Nasa
    He's probably just anxious because a
    girl like you is pursuing him so directly.
[08:19] Kurenai
    It it really like that?
[08:22] Kurenai
    But if you say so, maybe it is.
[08:25] Nasa
    What makes you say that?
[08:28] Kurenai
    Well, because you seem really trustworthy.
[08:32] Kurenai
    I mean, you knew all our names
    before class even started, right?
[08:37] Kurenai
    You called me by my name before
     anyone told you what it was.
[08:40] Kurenai
    That's pretty cool for a guest lecturer who's
    just here to help us with programming.
[08:45] Nasa
    Man, girls are really amazing.
[08:47] Nasa
    They notice stuff like that?
[08:49] Kurenai
    It made me think, "He must be married
    to someone really wonderful."
[08:57] Nasa
    Yes! And you're exactly right.
[09:01] Usa
    I was wondering—
[09:02] Usa
    What's your given name, Yuzaki-chan?
[09:06] Nasa
    U-Usa-san? M-My given name?
[09:09] Kurenai
    Come to think of it, he never mentioned it.
[09:11] Usa
    Right?
[09:12] Usa
    I wanna get your contact
    info down, so tell me!
[09:15] Nasa
    Uh, well, it's Nasa. Yuzaki Nasa.
[09:20] Usa
    That's slick! Nasa in katakana?
[09:23] Nasa
    No...
[09:24] Nasa
    It's written with the kanji for
    "starry sky" and read as "Nasa."
[09:28] Kurenai
    O-Oh, I see...
[09:30] Usa
    That's... well... good for you, huh?
[09:33] Nasa
    Wow, it's been a while
    since I've gotten this reaction.
[09:36] Kurenai
    I wouldn't worry, though! We've got
    someone with a pretty wild name, too!
[09:41] Usa
    Exactly, Yuzaki-chan!
[09:42] Usa
    You don't need to worry
    about anyone out-naming you!
[09:45] Nasa
    Wait, who are you talking about?
[09:47] Usa
    Oh, you didn't notice?
[09:49] Usa
    Then again, most people wouldn't be able
    to figure it out until they're told.
[09:52] Kurenai
    It's pretty shocking to hear
    what it actually is, right?
[09:54] Usa
    That being said, our resident princess seems
    to be in a bit of a mood again today.
[09:59] Usa
    She didn't show up for class.
[10:01] Nasa
    Princess?
[10:02] Usa
    Yep. She's a bit of a special case,
     so that's what we call her.
[10:07] Nasa
    I'm home.
[10:09] Tsukasa
    Welcome home.
[10:11] Tsukasa
    S-So how'd it go?
[10:12] Nasa
    It was a real ordeal!
[10:15] Nasa
    They were making such a big fuss.
[10:18] Tsukasa
    I-I see...
[10:19] Nasa
    I was really happy when they
    complimented you, though.
[10:23] Nasa
    It came up when I mentioned I was married.
[10:25] Nasa
    Girls really are sensitive
    about that sort of thing, huh?
[10:27] Nasa
    Someone said they were sure
    that you must be wonderful.
[10:31] Tsukasa
    Well, that's good...
[10:33] Nasa
    Yeah! I really talked you up!
[10:37] Nyako
    You think we're going to have
    any more programming classes?
[10:40] Shirogane
    Sure we will. The lesson was
    really easy to understand.
[10:44] Myako
    I guess.
[10:46] Kurenai
    I wanna hear more about romance.
[10:49] Kurenai
    I'm curious about what his wife is like, too.
[10:52] Jessie
    But seriously, for someone as soft-looking
    as him to be married? Just how hot is that?
[10:57] Shirogane
    Cut it out, Jessie.
[10:58] Myako
    Do not put that idea in my head.
[11:00] Inukai
    Maybe it'd be hotter if we
    actually saw his wife in person.
[11:04] Usa
    Nice! That's good thinking.
[11:06] Inukai
    Right?
[11:08] Kaguya
    This is absolutely insipid.
[11:10] Inukai
    Aw, come on.
[11:11] Inukai
    Does the kind of gossip commoners like
    not interest you at all, princess?
[11:15] Kaguya
    Did you think it would?
[11:17] Kurenai
    Now that you mention it, no.
[11:19] Shirogane
    You say that, but Yanagi-sensei
    told us that he was really smart.
[11:25] Inukai
    He might even be on your level.
[11:29] Inukai
    What do you think, Kaguya?
[11:37] Kaname
    Do you think Tsukassan's the jealous type?
[11:42] Nasa
    What do you mean?
[11:43] Kaname
    Jealousy, y'know? Getting jealous.
[11:45] Kaname
    Wasn't there some old famous guy who said,
    "It's because of love that we suffer"?
[11:49] Nasa
    I'm not positive, but I'm not sure the
    person you're talking about is real.
[11:52] Kaname
    My point is, do you think Tsukassan is cool
    with you volunteering to teach at a girls' school?
[11:58] Nasa
    I mean, she seems to be?
[12:00] Kaname
    You say that, but what
    if you were in her shoes?
[12:05] Kaname
    What if Tsukassan was volunteering
    to be a maid at a boys' school?
[12:10] Nasa
    Wait, that whole premise makes no sense!
[12:12] Kaname
    But then what if...
[12:14] Kaname
    she was going to be a miniskirt-wearing
    maid bunny girl at a boys' school?!
[12:17] Nasa
    And that's just pure fantasy!
[12:20] Kaname
    And what if it was a nudist
    school full of hot guys?!
[12:24] Nasa
    Just how fantastical do
    you want to make this?!
[12:26] Kaname
    A cute maid and a bunch of nudists...
[12:29] Kaname
    Even you'd be anxious then, wouldn't you?
[12:31] Nasa
    Not in the way you're thinking.
[12:32] Kaname
    And that's why I wonder if she's freaked
    out about you going to that girls' school!
[12:37] Nasa
    You think so?
[12:39] Kaname
    Although the fact is, this might
    be an opportunity for you!
[12:43] Nasa
    Really?
[12:44] Kaname
    Indeed!
[12:45] Kaname
    There's a school of thought...
[12:50] Kaname
    that a jealous wife is a cute wife.
[12:52] Nasa
    Cuteness through jealousy?!
[12:54] Kaname
    "My darling hubby is gonna be stolen
    by those high school girls!"
[12:57] Kaname
    "What the heck?! I'm way cuter than them!"
[13:01] Kaname
    You might get to see a super
    cute reaction like that.
[13:04] Nasa
    Y-You think so?!
[13:06] Nasa
    I mean, I have a hard time picturing
    Tsukasa-chan acting like that...
[13:11] Nasa
    But it would be pretty cute.
[13:13] Kaname
    Right?!
[13:14] Kaname
    So, good luck with that.
[13:16] Nasa
    With what, exactly?
[13:17] Nasa
    Still, Tsukasa-chan getting jealous...
[13:21] Tsukasa
    Is that right?
[13:22] Nasa
    It's kind of hard to imagine.
SIGN    Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
SIGN    Another Day
[13:27] Aya
    I heard Nasa-kun's teaching
    at a girls' school?
[13:30] Kaname
    Well, yeah, but... aren't you a girl
    who should be attending school?
[13:35] Kaname
    It's a weekday, y'know.
[13:36] Aya
    The new Pokémon just came out!
[13:38] Aya
    This is no time for school!
[13:40] Tsukasa
    No, seriously, go to school.
[13:41] Aya
    And doesn't this make you anxious?
[13:43] Tsukasa
    Huh?
[13:44] Aya
    Think about it! He's gonna be
    surrounded by cute schoolgirls!
[13:50] Tsukasa
    N-No, not at all! Wh-Why would
    that make me anxious at all?
[13:54] Aya
    Wow, listen to that voice tremble.
[13:57] Aya
    Don't worry, though! I have a brilliant idea!
[14:00] Tsukasa
    I really doubt you do, so don't bother.
[14:03] Aya
    Aw, come on! Hear me out!
    It'll be really good!
[14:06] Tsukasa
    Okay, what exactly is
    this good idea of yours?
[14:08] Aya
    I believe that jealousy is a
    tsundere's ultimate weapon!
[14:14] Aya
    "Unbelievable! I'm way
    cuter than those girls!"
[14:18] Aya
    "Hmph, hmph!"
[14:19] Aya
    What an adorable attitude!
[14:19] Tsukasa
    I really shouldn't have asked.
[14:21] Aya
    They can't compete with that!
[14:22] Aya
    It guarantees that your relationship
    will get even better!
[14:26] Aya
    I've seen this play out in hundreds
    of video games and anime series,
[14:30] Aya
    so I'm sure it'll be fine.
[14:31] Tsukasa
    O-Oh, yeah?
[14:33] Aya
    The next time you're alone with him,
    subtly bring up the school and try it out.
[14:38] Aya
    I'm sure Nasa-kun will see
    you in a whole new light!
[14:42] Tsukasa
    Okay, sure.
[14:45] Tsukasa
    That said, I really doubt Nasa-kun would
    be that interested in high school girls.
[14:53] Nasa
    The weather was really nice again today.
[14:55] Tsukasa
    It sure was.
[14:58] Tsukasa
    By the way, I didn't really
    get to ask before...
[15:01] Tsukasa
    How was the girls' school?
[15:03] Nasa
    Huh?
[15:03] Tsukasa
    W-Were there any cute girls
    that made you nervous?
[15:08] Nasa
    Huh? Could this be...
[15:10] Nasa
    Jealousy?!
[15:12] Nasa
    And if I respond with...
[15:13] Nasa
    "Yeah, there are so many cuties,
    I don't know what to do."
[15:16] Nasa
    Then maybe...
[15:17] Nasa
    "Ugh! Well, I'm cuter than them!"
[15:21] Nasa
    ...might be the response I get!
[15:24] Nasa
    I shouldn't make her anxious
    for no reason, though.
[15:26] Nasa
    N-Not really? There weren't
    any c-c-cute girls at all!
[15:33] Tsukasa
    D-Darling...
[15:34] Nasa
    Hang on! That didn't come out right!
[15:37] Tsukasa
    Are you sure?
[15:39] Tsukasa
    You really haven't been
    hit by any schoolgirl magic?
[15:42] Tsukasa
    I have not!
[15:43] Tsukasa
    That would never work on me!
[15:46] Tsukasa
    Well, good, then.
[15:47] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan!
[15:49] Nasa
    I-I'm not interested in
    any girls other than you!
[16:00] Tsukasa
    Oh... I see.
[16:03] Tsukasa
    Then... say something that proves it.
[16:08] Nasa
    Something that proves it?
[16:10] Nasa
    Oh, okay, I will.
[16:13] Nasa
    Um, I love you, Tsukasa-chan.
[16:16] Tsukasa
    And then?
[16:17] Nasa
    And then...?
[16:18] Nasa
    Well... You're cute, Tsukasa-chan!
[16:22] Tsukasa
    What else?
[16:23] Nasa
    I love you lots, Tsukasa-chan!
[16:25] Tsukasa
    And?
[16:26] Nasa
    You're my one and only princess, Tsukasa-chan!
[16:30] Tsukasa
    Well, if you feel that strongly about it.
[16:34] Tsukasa
    For now, let's head home.
[16:36] Nasa
    S-Sure...
[16:38] Tsukasa
    Good luck with the volunteering, okay?
[16:40] Nasa
    Okay!
[16:43] Kurenai
    Wow, Jessie. Being married sure is something.
[16:46] Jessie
    That was quite the show.
[16:48] Nasa
    The class's comprehension of
    programming is honestly pretty dire.
[16:54] Naoko
    Seriously?
[16:55] Nasa
    Yes, seriously.
[16:56] Nasa
    I put together a simple test...
[16:59] Nasa
    And out of 100 points,
    the average score was 28.
[17:02] Nasa
    The median was around 15,
[17:05] Nasa
    so I'd say that currently, no one
     even understands the basics.
[17:08] Naoko
    That about covers it,
[17:10] Naoko
    Principal Azumamiya.
[17:12] Azumamiya
    Even though they can use smart
    phones with no problem...
[17:15] Nasa
    I actually had the faculty
    take a similar test,
[17:19] Nasa
    and those results were pretty awful, too.
[17:21] Nasa
    Not quite as bad as the students,
[17:24] Nasa
    but the trick questions stumped
    them just about every time.
[17:26] Nasa
    I feel there's a real lack of understanding.
[17:28] Naoko
    There were t-trick questions?
[17:29] Nasa
    Well, for question three,
    it's pretty simple at first glance,
[17:33] Nasa
    but there's a stipulation that
    it needs to be under 128 bytes.
[17:36] Nasa
    But the answers were all higher than that,
    so they can't be counted as correct.
[17:41] Isaka
    Principal, what is he even talking about?
[17:43] Azumamiya
    Shh! It's probably something
    really complicated.
[17:46] Nasa
    That being the case,
[17:47] Nasa
    I've created this academic oversight
    system to help direct future lessons.
[17:52] Nasa
    It provides a visual reference
    for how the students are doing,
[17:57] Nasa
    making the things they're
    struggling with clear at a glance.
[17:59] Azumamiya
    Wh-What the...
[18:01] Naoko
    Wow!
[18:02] Isaka
    Can this be applied to other subjects, too?
[18:05] Nasa
    Sure.
[18:06] Nasa
    I ran a test with the math scores,
    and it turned out like this.
[18:12] Azumamiya
    This could seriously help
    with lesson planning...
[18:16] Naoko
    And you made this, Yuzaki-kun?
[18:18] Nasa
    Yep. I enjoy this kind of thing.
[18:21] Azumamiya
    I see.
[18:23] Azumamiya
    Yanagi-sensei, may I have a moment?
[18:25] Naoko
    Oh, sure.
[18:26] Azumamiya
    What is with that kid?! He's a genius!
[18:28] Azumamiya
    You dragged a random genius in here?!
[18:30] Naoko
    He's always had good grades.
[18:33] Azumamiya
    This goes way beyond that!
[18:34] Azumamiya
    He's like one of those characters
    in an isekai story who shows up
[18:37] Azumamiya
    and is like, "Oops, did I do that?"
    after doing something awesome!
[18:40] Azumamiya
    But this is fantastic, Yanagi-sensei!
[18:43] Azumamiya
    With his help, our school could
    become number one in the city...
[18:45] Azumamiya
    No, the number one girls' school in Japan!
[18:48] Naoko
    But Yuzaki-kun is just volunteering...
[18:52] Azumamiya
    Whatever are you talking about, Yanagi-sensei?
[18:55] Azumamiya
    Yuzaki-sensei is our specially
    appointed educator.
[18:59] Naoko
    Specially appointed?!
[19:01] Isaka
    Do we even have a policy like that?
[19:03] Azumamiya
    We do now. I just implemented it.
[19:05] Naoko
    Come on, is that really gonna fly?
[19:07] Azumamiya
    Sure it will. I'm the principal, you know.
[19:10] Azumamiya
    If I say it's fine, then it's fine.
[19:12] Azumamiya
    Besides...
[19:13] Azumamiya
    Yuzaki-san might be able to attend
    to Gekko-san's lessons, too.
[19:17] Azumamiya
    That being said, it's a pleasure
    to have you, Yuzaki-sensei.
[19:20] Nasa
    Huh? Oh, sure.
[19:22] Naoko
    Sorry about the extra workload.
[19:25] Nasa
    It's okay.
[19:27] Nasa
    This should help you get married sooner, too.
[19:30] Naoko
    I appreciate it.
[19:31] Naoko
    There was one other thing
    I wanted to ask you...
[19:35] Nasa
    Hey, can we go into this
    classroom for a second?
[19:39] Naoko
    Is something wrong?
[19:46] Nasa
    This blackboard...
[19:47] Naoko
    What about it?
[19:49] Naoko
    Oh, wow! What is this?
[19:54] Nasa
    Someone calculated the route
    for a trip to the moon.
[19:59] Naoko
    You can tell, Yuzaki-kun?
[20:01] Nasa
    Yes. There's just one issue, though.
[20:06] Nasa
    Whoever wrote this is really clever,
[20:09] Nasa
    but they might be a little troubled.
[20:12] Naoko
    Troubled?
[20:13] Nasa
    Yeah. I think it's a desire to
    get away from it all, maybe.
[20:18] Naoko
    Are you correcting a mistake?
[20:20] Nasa
    No.
[20:21] Nasa
    The formula isn't wrong.
[20:25] Nasa
    I just added a path for returning to Earth.
[20:31] Nasa
    There was nothing written
    about a return trip, so...
[20:50] Nasa
    I'm home.
[20:52] Tsukasa
    Welcome back, Nasa-kun.
[20:53] Tsukasa
    How'd it go this time?
[20:55] Nasa
    Kind of interesting.
[20:57] Nasa
    I think there's a smart girl
    that I might get along with.
[21:02] Tsukasa
    Oh, I see...
[21:04] Nasa
    I didn't mean anything by it!
[21:06] Tsukasa
    Well, Tsukasa-chan isn't
    that smart, after all.
[21:09] Tsukasa
    I can see how you might
    not get along with her...
[21:11] Nasa
    No, no, no, that is not true!
[21:15] Tsukasa
    Then do you enjoy talking to me?
[21:17] Nasa
    Of course I do! It's always tons of fun!
[21:19] Tsukasa
    In what way?
[21:21] Nasa
    Huh?
[21:21] Tsukasa
    What is always fun for
    you when you talk to me?
[21:25] Nasa
    Well...
[21:27] Nasa
    Your reactions are always so cute...
     in a way that's exciting.
[21:34] Tsukasa
    Well, in that case...
[21:35] Kurenai
    All right, you two!
[21:37] Kurenai
    That's enough flirting for now.
[21:41] Nasa
    Kurenai-san?
[21:44] Kurenai
    I've got a message from
    our princess, Yuzaki-sensei.
[21:47] Nasa
    A message?
[21:48] Kurenai
    "Mind your own business, stupid," she says.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Myako
    I can't believe Yuzaki-sensei
    is married at his age.
[23:28] Kurenai
    Are you still on about this, Myako?
[23:30] Myako
    Are you not curious, Kurenai?
[23:31] Myako
    I mean, they're married.
[23:33] Myako
    They might bathe and
    do other things together...
[23:34] Kurenai
    You really like thinking
    about that stuff, huh?
[23:36] Myako
    Did you know he lives at a bathhouse?
[23:38] Kurenai
    What?

High School Days

E2 - Life as a Teacher

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SIGN    Otogi Girls' High School
[00:01] Nasa
    So today I'm going to have
    you enter some source code.
[00:03] [SONG] Blackboard sign
    Pop Quiz
[00:07] Nasa
    This is going to take the form of a test,
[00:09] Nasa
    but you really just need to input what you
    have on the printout, and you'll be good.
[00:13] Nasa
    And if you're feeling confident,
    I'd like you to modify the code.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Life as a Teacher
[01:54] Tsukasa
    Darling...
SIGN    The all-new Ramen Bulgaria!!
SIGN    So rich!!
SIGN    Beyond Super Spicy Ramen
    780 yen
SIGN    Rice
    20 yen
SIGN    The all-new Ramen Bulgaria!!
[01:55] Nasa
    Yes?
[01:56] Tsukasa
    It's funny how you get the craving for
    spicy food when the weather gets hot.
[02:03] Nasa
    Actually, I can't say I do.
[02:06] Tsukasa
    B-But why?!
[02:08] Tsukasa
    Most people get a craving when they see
    something described as "super spicy" or "cheesy"!
[02:12] Tsukasa
    I'm not sure what any of that
    has to do with the weather.
[02:15] Tsukasa
    What are you talking about, anyway?
[02:17] Tsukasa
    I'm talking about the local ramen place.
[02:19] Tsukasa
    It has a good reputation and just
    finished a remodel. I'd like to go.
[02:23] Nasa
    Ramen, huh?
[02:25] Nasa
    We don't eat out often, so it
    might be a nice change of pace.
[02:28] Tsukasa
    I'll go get changed right now!
[02:31] Nasa
    A ramen date, huh?
[02:34] Nasa
    This should be fun.
[02:40] Myako
    My name is Miyako Haru.
[02:42] Myako
    I'm 16, and I attend Otogi Girls' High School.
[02:44] Myako
    I come from a wealthy family.
[02:46] Myako
    I'm a bit of an overachiever at school.
[02:48] Myako
    My friends and teachers are all good people.
[02:51] Myako
    Which is why... I'm the one in the wrong.
[02:54] Myako
    For all of my blessings,
    I'm still not satisfied.
[02:58] Myako
    So I make my way into the underworld alone.
[03:02] Myako
    I have a secret identity.
[03:04] Myako
    A dark, greedy secret that no one else knows.
SIGN    Super Spicy Balkan Style
    Ramen Bulgaria
[03:07] [SONG] Flag sign
    Newly Renovated!
SIGN    Location, Genre, Business Name
SIGN    Local Results
SIGN    Ramen Bulgaria
[03:08] Myako
    I give in to my dark impulses
    to eat ramen around town...
[03:11] Myako
    I'm evil.
[03:14] Myako
    But it's not just that I try
    out various ramen places.
[03:18] Myako
    I gather various sorts of ramen data,
    analyze it in detail,
[03:21] Myako
    and post about it on social media.
[03:24] Myako
    I'm a moderately big ramen influencer.
[03:28] Myako
    The mysterious ramen critic, Haru.
[03:31] Myako
    That is my true identity,
    which none may ever know.
[03:37] Worker
    Welcome!
[03:39] Worker
    Sorry, do you mind sharing a table?
[03:41] Myako
    That's fine.
[03:45] Myako
    I already know what I'm ordering.
[03:48] Myako
    The highlight of the new menu:
    Beyond Super Spicy Ramen.
[03:52] Myako
    But to make the post comprehensive,
    I should give the menu a once-over.
[04:00] Myako
    Yuzaki-sensei?! What's he doing here?!
[04:03] Myako
    Is he going to learn my secret?!
[04:07] Myako
    N-No, I can't be sure.
[04:09] Myako
    He's not even my homeroom teacher.
[04:10] Myako
    I'm just one student he
    teaches every now and then.
[04:13] Nasa
    Good evening. Miyako-san, right?
[04:15] Myako
    Damn it! He's got the makings
    of a talented educator!
[04:19] Myako
    What do I do?
[04:20] Myako
    My shameful secret is going
    to be exposed at this rate.
[04:24] Myako
    If my parents find out...
[04:26] Myako
    I can never go to school again.
[04:28] Tsukasa
    Who's this?
[04:29] Nasa
    This is Miyako-san, one of the
    students at the school I teach at.
[04:33] Tsukasa
    Oh, I see.
[04:35] Tsukasa
    It's nice to meet you.
    I'm Nasa's wife, Tsukasa.
[04:38] Myako
    Wait, wife?
[04:39] Myako
    This is your wife, Sensei?
[04:41] Nasa
    Yep, that's right.
[04:43] Myako
    She's really cute.
[04:46] Nasa
    Thanks.
[04:47] Nasa
    If you're here on your own,
    you must really like ramen, huh?
[04:52] Myako
    Well... it was more a coincidence
    than anything, really.
[04:55] Nasa
    Oh, so you don't eat it often?
[04:58] Myako
    Uh... well...
[04:59] [SONG] Posting signs
    Limited time iekei-style
    
    Another day, another ramen
    
    This is the 3rd time this week
[05:00] [SONG] Posting signs
    I'd eat it every day if I could!
    That's how to be a true ramen master!
[05:00] [SONG] Posting signs
    I'd eat it every day if I could!
    That's how to be a true ramen master!
[05:00] [SONG] Posting signs
    I'd eat it every day if I could!
    That's how to be a true ramen master!
[05:01] Myako
    Yes, that's right!
[05:01] [SONG] Posting signs
    I'd eat it every day if I could!
    That's how to be a true ramen master!
[05:02] Myako
    This is my first time having some
    this week, so it's less than usual!
[05:06] Myako
    I'm not lying!
[05:08] Tsukasa
    Putting that aside for a second,
    let's go ahead and order.
[05:11] Nasa
    Good idea.
[05:13] Tsukasa
    I think I'll try this Beyond Super
    Spicy Ramen thing of theirs.
[05:19] Myako
    But it was already so spicy
    before they updated it...
[05:22] Myako
    Would someone this cute really
    eat something like that?
[05:25] Nasa
    It sounds like it'll be really spicy.
     Are you gonna be okay?
[05:28] Tsukasa
    I don't know. But I want to try it.
[05:31] Nasa
    Okay, then I'll order one that isn't spicy,
[05:35] Nasa
    and if it's too much for you, we can trade.
[05:37] Tsukasa
    Got it. Thanks, darling.
[05:40] Myako
    That's so nice! Is this
    what being married is like?
[05:44] Nasa
    What about you, Miyako-san?
[05:46] Myako
    Uh... I think I'll take the
    Beyond Super Spicy, too.
[05:51] Worker
    All right, here's your Beyond Super Spicy!
[05:57] Tsukasa
    So this is a level beyond.
[06:00] Myako
    This isn't good!
[06:02] Myako
    I'm so curious about Sensei that
    I'm not focusing on the ramen.
[06:05] Myako
    Let's focus on the spice first.
[06:10] Myako
    Now that's a heavy-duty spice!
[06:12] Myako
    It's a level more intense
    than before the remodel.
[06:15] Myako
    But other than the pure spice,
    there's a more complex umami...
[06:19] Myako
    I see. It must be stock made with mushrooms.
[06:22] Myako
    And these are... curly noodles?
[06:25] Myako
    They were straight before.
[06:27] Myako
    If it's changed this much,
    I wonder what the effect will be...
[06:41] Myako
    That was so sexy, I forgot
    how the noodles tasted.
[06:45] Nasa
    I guess people really do use those
    hair ties that ramen places have.
[06:49] Tsukasa
    You almost have to when your hair is long.
[06:51] Nasa
    But you look cute with your
    hair up, too, Tsukasa-chan.
[06:54] Tsukasa
    Come on, enough with that. Let's eat.
[06:58] Myako
    Focus. Focus! Focus everything on your food!
[07:04] Nasa
    What's wrong, Tsukasa-chan?
[07:06] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[07:08] Tsukasa
    It's really spicy!
[07:11] Nasa
    I'll eat it, then. Let's trade.
[07:13] Tsukasa
    Yeah. I'm sorry, darling.
[07:16] Nasa
    It's okay.
[07:18] Myako
    I-I don't think all of this
    sweat is because of the spice!
[07:22] Nasa
    That's spicy! Really spicy!
[07:27] Tsukasa
    Are you going to be okay?
[07:28] Nasa
    I 'hink 'o...
[07:31] Tsukasa
    Don't force yourself, okay?
[07:32] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[07:41] Tsukasa
    So that's one of darling's students.
[07:45] Tsukasa
    She was every bit as cute as people
    make schoolgirls out to be.
[07:49] Aya
    Nasa-kun having his heart stolen by one
    of those girls now that he's a teacher...
[07:56] Aya
    is completely feasible, I think!
[07:58] Aya
    Whoa, there! I can sense the
    waves of murderous intent!
[08:01] Aya
    Settle down for a sec and listen!
[08:02] Aya
    High school girls are cute!
    That's just a globally-accepted fact!
[08:06] Aya
    There's nothing you can do about that!
[08:08] Aya
    But if you give up because of that,
    it's the defeat of intellect!
[08:12] Aya
    And mankind will have no future!
[08:15] Tsukasa
    So what exactly am I supposed to do?
[08:18] Aya
    I'm saying fight fire with fire!
     An eye for an eye!
[08:21] Aya
    To beat a schoolgirl,
    you've gotta be a schoolgirl!
[08:24] Tsukasa
    What?
[08:25] Aya
    Which is why...
[08:26] Aya
    I've procured an Otogi Girls'
     High School uniform!
[08:31] Aya
    If you wear this, you'll have Nasa-kun
    wrapped around your little finger!
[08:36] Aya
    You'll be able to compete with
    any schoolgirl on equal footing!
[08:41] Tsukasa
    Come on, we already did that.
    We don't need to do it again.
[08:47] Aya
    You just don't get it.
[08:51] Aya
    There's no such thing as "too much" cosplay!
[08:54] Tsukasa
    Don't try to make that
    sound like common sense!
[08:56] Aya
    Come on, I went to all this trouble!
     You should wear it!
[09:00] Tsukasa
    No, seriously, it's fine.
[09:02] Aya
    Don't be like that!
[09:08] Kaname
    Senpai, what's that you've got?
[09:10] Nasa
    The answer sheet for a test.
[09:12] Nasa
    I had my students at the girls'
    school do a programming test.
[09:15] Kaname
    You had them do a
    hand-written programming test?
[09:19] Nasa
    That'd be so much extra work! Of course not.
[09:22] Nasa
    I had them actually input some code.
[09:24] Kaname
    That's what I thought.
    Then why is that hand-written?
[09:28] Nasa
    I think the idea was that I would
    have to do extra work
[09:32] Nasa
    to check whether or not it's right...
[09:35] Nasa
    But I didn't even need
    to check. This is perfect.
[09:38] Nasa
    This girl is really something!
[09:40] Nasa
    I'm looking forward to seeing her next time.
[09:42] Aya
    Never mind that, Nasa-kun!
[09:44] Aya
    Isn't it time to go shopping with your wife?!
[09:48] Nasa
    Shopping?
[09:49] Aya
    Tsukacchan was really looking
    forward to going shopping!
[09:52] Nasa
    Oh, okay. Then she's done at
    the front desk of the bathhouse?
[09:56] Aya
    Yep! She's waiting for you out back.
[09:59] Aya
    I recommend you go there right now!
[10:02] Nasa
    Okay, then, I'll do that.
[10:04] Nasa
    Thanks.
[10:05] Aya
    Have fun!
[10:08] Kaname
    This isn't some stupid scheme, is it?
[10:11] Aya
    No worries! All my schemes are like this!
[10:14] Nasa
    She's supposed to be back here...
    but why is this where she wanted to meet?
[10:22] Nasa
    Tsukasa-cha—
[10:30] Tsukasa
    You're finally here.
[10:33] Nasa
    Wh-What is this, Tsukasa-chan?
[10:36] Tsukasa
    Aya got her hands on these clothes,
    and begged me to wear them.
[10:42] Tsukasa
    It's embarrassing, but...
    she said you'd like it.
[10:48] Nasa
    Oh. Is that right?
[10:49] Tsukasa
    Yes!
[10:51] Tsukasa
    So... how about it?
[10:53] Nasa
    Y-Yeah.
[10:57] Nasa
    You look really cute.
[11:02] Nasa
    B-But...
[11:03] Tsukasa
    What?
[11:04] Nasa
    I don't mind, but do you really want
    to wear that when we go shopping?
[11:12] Tsukasa
    I think I'd die from embarrassment.
[11:14] Nasa
    I see.
[11:15] Nasa
    You wanna just go for a quick walk, then?
[11:19] Tsukasa
    I-I just said I was embarrassed!
    Why would I want to go for a walk?!
[11:24] Nasa
    But since you're wearing such a cute outfit,
    I thought I could get some pictures.
[11:28] Tsukasa
    Pictures?!
[11:30] Tsukasa
    Y-You want pictures of your wife
    in this ridiculous getup?!
[11:33] Tsukasa
    Are you some kind of sadist, darling?!
[11:35] Nasa
    N-N-No! It's not that, it's just...
[11:39] Nasa
    Okay, what if we do it here,
    in secret, behind the house?
[11:43] Tsukasa
    Behind the house?
[11:44] Tsukasa
    You want to take pictures of your wife
    wearing a uniform here in the dark?
[11:48] Tsukasa
    That seems even more sketchy.
[11:50] Nasa
    Then... should I not?
[12:04] Nasa
    It's your fault, y'know.
[12:06] Nasa
    For looking so cute.
[12:09] Tsukasa
    It's just... when I think of you being
    surrounded by cute schoolgirls...
[12:14] Tsukasa
    I get a little anxious.
[12:18] Nasa
    Why would I ever be interested in schoolgirls
    when I have such an adorable wife?
[12:24] Tsukasa
    Really?
[12:25] Nasa
    Really.
[12:30] Nasa
    You're so cute, Tsukasa-chan...
[12:32] Tsukasa
    H-Hey! Not there...
[12:39] Aya
    So, how'd the uniform work?
[12:45] Tsukasa
    Well... pretty decently, I think?
[12:50] Aya
    You ever just want to drain a pond?
[12:54] Tsukasa
    Drain a pond?
[12:56] Kaname
    Wasn't that a trend on TV a while back?
[12:59] Aya
    It's still a trend! They did it this afternoon!
[13:03] Kaname
    That was a rerun.
[13:05] Kaname
    And would you please stop
    being so easily influenced?
[13:08] Aya
    Think of it.
[13:09] Aya
    Isn't it exciting, thinking about what's
    there once all the water is gone?
[13:14] Aya
    I believe that all people are possessed
    with the urge to drain ponds!
[13:18] Aya
    Which is why I want to make that
    dream come true by draining one!
[13:24] Aya
    But this house... doesn't have a pond to drain.
[13:29] Aya
    It seems our home is completely
    devoid of romanticism!
[13:32] Tsukasa
    What is she babbling about?
[13:33] Kaname
    Honestly, I'm kinda used to it.
[13:35] Aya
    I've been thinking.
[13:37] Aya
    How can I make my dream a reality?
[13:40] Aya
    And then it came to me!
[13:43] Kaname
    What stupid scheme is it this time?
[13:44] Aya
    We're going to dig a pond for the house!
[13:48] Tsukasa
    Aw, crap.
[13:50] Kaname
    My sister's gone even nuttier than usual!
[13:53] Aya
    So let's dig a pond! Come on!
[13:56] Aya
    Let's all dig a pond, and then drain it!
[14:00] Kaname
    Do you even know how to dig a pond?
[14:03] Aya
    That should be easy!
[14:05] Aya
    Just dig a hole and put water in it, right?
[14:07] Kaname
    I feel like putting you in a hole.
[14:09] Tsukasa
    If it was that simple, every hole
     you saw would be a pond.
[14:14] Tsukasa
    You need to make sure the
    water doesn't drain out.
[14:18] Aya
    I see! So digging a pond requires
    technical knowledge and ability!
[14:23] Aya
    Got it! I'll go talk to an expert!
[14:26] Tsukasa
    Wai—
[14:28] Kaname
    I'm so sorry she's always like this.
[14:31] Nasa
    What?
[14:32] Nasa
    You want to dig a pond?
[14:34] Aya
    Yeah! Can you do it, Nasa-kun?
[14:36] Nasa
    I think so, yeah...
[14:38] Nasa
    But why?
[14:41] Aya
    You, too, Nasa-kun? I have
    to explain that to you, too?
[14:44] Nasa
    Uh, yeah. Sorry.
[14:47] Aya
    The reason I want a pond...
[14:49] Nasa
    Uh-huh.
[14:50] Aya
    ...is so I can drain the water from the pond!
[14:55] Nasa
    Well...
[14:57] Nasa
    So you... just want a pond, right?
[15:01] Aya
    Yes, exactly!
[15:03] Nasa
    Okay, I'll see what I can do, then.
[15:05] Aya
    Thank you! I knew I could
    rely on you, Nasa-kun!
[15:09] Tsukasa
    So...
[15:09] Tsukasa
    You agreed to dig one, then.
[15:11] Nasa
    Somehow, yeah.
[15:13] Nasa
    The first step is to dig a hole,
    place a waterproof liner,
[15:17] Nasa
    and then use concrete to hold it in place.
[15:19] Tsukasa
    Sounds right.
[15:21] Nasa
    Okay...
[15:22] Nasa
    I'm really gonna do this. Are you sure?
[15:25] Aya
    Yes! Go ahead!
[15:27] Kaname
    Why are you taking charge?
[15:29] Kaname
    Senpai, I've got work, so I can't help.
[15:32] Kaname
    Are you sure about this?
[15:33] Nasa
    Yeah, it's okay.
[15:35] Aya
    I've got streams, so I can't
    help either, but good luck!
[15:39] Nasa
    Uh... okay.
[15:41] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, it's pretty hot,
    so feel free to go play games inside.
[15:46] Tsukasa
    Oh, right...
[15:49] Tsukasa
    But since it's a special occasion,
[15:51] Tsukasa
    I think I'll watch my darling
    do some manual labor.
[15:55] Tsukasa
    Since I think the sight of him all
    sweaty and physical will be a rare one.
[16:00] Nasa
    Y-You think so?
[16:02] Nasa
    Okay, I'll start digging.
[16:03] Tsukasa
    Yep.
[16:05] Nasa
    Ready, and...
[16:06] Nasa
    Go!
[16:15] Tsukasa
    A-Are you okay?
[16:16] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[16:19] Tsukasa
    Would you... like me to do it?
[16:21] Nasa
    It's okay! I want to look
    cool for you, so I'll do it!
[16:26] Nasa
    Let's see...
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[16:30] Nasa
    Okay, got it! Let's try that again!
[16:58] Tsukasa
    That's quite a hole you've got going.
[17:00] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[17:02] Tsukasa
    Let me get you some cold tea.
[17:05] Nasa
    Thanks.
[17:06] Tsukasa
    Here you go.
[17:07] Nasa
    Great!
[17:20] Nasa
    Thanks. That really hit the spot.
[17:22] Tsukasa
    S-Sure.
[17:25] Nasa
    What's wrong?
[17:26] Tsukasa
    It's just... y-you seem different
    than usual and kind of...
[17:34] Tsukasa
    wild and cool.
[17:39] Nasa
    Th-Thanks.
[17:41] Tsukasa
    N-Nah, it's nothing.
[17:43] Nasa
    Ow, ow, ow...
[17:46] Nasa
    My muscles are still sore.
[17:49] Nasa
    I guess I got carried away and
    worked too much yesterday.
[17:52] Aya
    Wow!
[17:54] Nasa
    It'll take about five days
    for the concrete to set.
[17:57] Nasa
    If you want to keep any animals
    in it, you'll need to treat it,
[18:00] Nasa
    and then it should be done.
[18:03] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I have a question.
[18:05] (Flashback) Nasa
    Oh, Kurenai-san.
[18:07] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Did you happen to skip all the way to Harvard?
[18:10] (Flashback) Nasa
    Huh?
[18:11] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I mean, since you can teach physics,
    classics, and everything else...
[18:15] (Flashback) Nasa
    No, no! I didn't even go to high school.
[18:19] (Flashback) Nasa
    I only graduated middle school.
[18:22] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I see...
[18:23] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I guess really smart people are
    smart with or without school.
[18:28] (Flashback) Nasa
    I'm not sure that's it, exactly.
[18:30] (Flashback) Jessie
    We have extra lessons coming up, so it'd
     be nice if you could teach us more.
[18:34] (Flashback) Usa
    We'll head over to your house so you
    can give us supplementary classes!
[18:39] (Flashback) Usa
    I wanna see your wife, too!
[18:40] (Flashback) Nasa
    Huh?!
[18:41] (Flashback) Nasa
    But I live in a bathhouse right now.
[18:45] (Flashback) Nasa
    So that's a little...
[18:46] (Flashback) Jessie
    Wait, you live in a bathhouse?!
[18:50] Tsukasa
    And that's how this happened?
[18:52] Nasa
    Sorry.
[18:54] Jessie
    So this is Sensei's wife.
[18:56] Usa
    She's so cute!
[18:58] Shirogane
    Come on! Stop making a fuss
    before it causes problems.
[19:01] Shirogane
    Remember where you are,
    pay your fee, and get inside!
[19:04] Shirogane
    Sorry about them. How much is it going to be?
[19:09] Tsukasa
    Oh, you'll want to use the ticket
    machine near the entrance.
[19:12] Shirogane
    Come on, girls, let's get our tickets.
[19:14] Everyone else
    Okay.
[19:16] Tsukasa
    So some of your students are serious?
[19:18] Nasa
    They all are, sometimes.
[19:20] Kurenai
    Wow, so this is a bathhouse!
[19:23] Kurenai
    I've never been to one before.
[19:25] Usa
    Me, neither.
[19:26] Jessie
    His wife sure was cute, huh?
[19:29] Shirogane
    She really was.
[19:31] Myako
    Since she and Sensei are married...
[19:36] Myako
    They probably bathe together, don't they?
[19:39] Shirogane
    Drop it.
[19:41] Kurenai
    Why is that the first place your mind goes?
[19:44] Kurenai
    There's something kinda visceral about
    seeing them together in person, though.
[19:47] Shirogane
    That's true. They both seem
    so mild-mannered, too.
[19:51] Myako
    But I bet things get crazy at night.
[19:53] Shirogane
    Seriously! Stop it!
[19:54] Kurenai
    You're really into that
    kind of thing, aren't you?
[20:00] Myako
    What a huge bath.
[20:02] Kurenai
    Wow, you're really cute with
    your hair down, Class Rep!
[20:08] Shirogane
    If you want comment on that, Jessie
    looks like a completely different person.
[20:12] Jessie
    Can it!
[20:13] Usa
    Oh, what's the problem?
[20:15] Usa
    We all get to see a different
    side of each other!
[20:18] Usa
    And you're all cute!
[20:20] Shirogane
    Who in the...
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[20:24] Kaname
    Students from Senpai's school are here?
[20:27] Tsukasa
    Yeah. High school girls
    sure have a lot of energy.
[20:32] Kaname
    Senpai must be pretty popular.
[20:37] Kaname
    I mean, think about it.
[20:38] Kaname
    Would you visit the home of a teacher
    you didn't like, even if he was smart?
[20:42] Kaname
    But that's a good thing.
[20:44] Kaname
    You want your husband to be
    trusted by people, right?
[20:49] Tsukasa
    I guess that's true.
[20:51] Kaname
    Or maybe you have a more
    possessive side than I thought.
[20:54] Jessie
    Have you ever been in a sauna before, Myako?
[20:56] Myako
    No, Jessie.
[20:58] Myako
    But I do know they're supposed to be hot.
[21:00] Jessie
    Since we're here, why don't we try it out?
[21:02] Myako
    Great idea. Let's see exactly
    what the fuss is about.
[21:07] Jessie
    Hot! That sauna's hot!
[21:10] Shirogane
    Hey, what's all the commotion?
[21:12] Myako
    It's just...
[21:14] Jessie
    The sauna is super hot!
[21:16] Kurenai
    It's really that hot?
[21:18] Usa
    They say it's supposed to be
    good for your skin. Wanna try?
[21:23] Kurenai
    Oof, that is hot!
[21:25] Usa
    It certainly is something...
[21:27] Shirogane
    It's not that bad, though.
[21:29] Shirogane
    You two made too much of a fuss.
[21:32] Jessie
    Then how about a contest?
[21:33] Myako
    Y... Yeah!
[21:34] Shirogane
    Contest?
[21:35] Jessie
    Yeah! Whoever stays in the longest
    gets free drinks from everyone else!
[21:40] Shirogane
    You're on. Sounds good to me.
[21:42] Kurenai
    What do you think?
[21:43] Usa
    Why not?
[21:45] Usa
    Since I'm gonna win anyway.
[21:47] Jessie
    Then let's do this.
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    That's so hot!
[21:57] Usa
    That fruit milk really hits the spot!
[22:00] Usa
    I can't finish all these,
    so feel free to help yourselves!
[22:04] Usa
    Except for Myako, who bailed out first.
[22:07] Shirogane
    How did she pull it off?
[22:09] Jessie
    I wanna know how you got
    so competitive, Class Rep.
[22:13] Kurenai
    Y'know, we came here to study with Sensei,
[22:18] Kurenai
    but I really don't feel like it anymore.
[22:21] Shirogane
    Same.
[22:24] Kurenai
    You wanna grab ramen on the way home?
[22:25] Usa
    Oh, good idea!
[22:27] Myako
    I know a good place to hit up. How about it?
[22:29] Jessie
    I'd rather have a beef bowl.
[22:31] Shirogane
    Uh, no! We're going straight home!
[22:34] Tsukasa
    High school girls sure are something.
[22:36] Nasa
    I-I guess so...
[22:38] Tsukasa
    Good for you, though,
    seeing how they're all cute.
[22:47] Nasa
    But you're a whole lot cuter, Tsukasa-chan.
[22:52] Tsukasa
    I thought so.
[23:00] Aya
    Awesome!
[23:01] Nasa
    No sign of any leaks.
[23:01] Aya
    It's a pond!
[23:02] Nasa
    Looks like it's done!
[23:02] Aya
    It's a real pond!
[23:04] Kaname
    Thanks so much for putting up
    with my sister's idiocy, Senpai.
[23:09] Nasa
    I'm just glad it turned out well.
[23:12] Tsukasa
    It really did turn out nicely.
[23:15] Tsukasa
    Makes a good addition to the yard.
[23:18] Aya
    Okay!
[23:19] Aya
    Now let's drain all the water out of it!
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[23:25] Ginga
    I seriously can't catch a break these days.
[23:27] Nasa
    You've got that same scary
    look as usual, Ginga-kun.
[23:30] Ginga
    They're definitely out for blood.
[23:32] Ginga
    Bro, if anything happens to me,
[23:35] Ginga
    I need you to look after my boys.
[23:37] Nasa
    I'm really not sure what you expect me to do!

High School Days

E3 - Romance Is, Generally, Pretty Hard

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[00:01] Nasa
    Sometimes, timing can be a nightmare.
[00:05] Nasa
    Wow, this tea is really good.
[00:08] Tsukasa
    I'm glad you like it.
[00:10] Nasa
    Thanks for everything, Tsukasa-chan.
[00:14] Nasa
    Who'd be messaging me this late?
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[00:21] Tsukasa
    D-Darling?
[00:24] Nasa
    I-It's not what you think! This has
     to be some kind of mistake!
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[00:29] Nasa
    S-See? It was deleted!
[00:31] Nasa
    I think it was really just a mistake!
[00:33] Tsukasa
    Sulk!
[00:35] Nasa
    Hang on, Tsukasa-chan!
[00:37] Nasa
    I swear! It's not like that!
[00:40] Tsukasa
    Sulk!
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[02:16] Nasa
    What in the world was that yesterday?
[02:20] Nasa
    The message was deleted right away,
    but she probably knows I saw it...
[02:26] Shirogane
    Yuzaki-sensei!
[02:29] Nasa
    Shirogane-san...
[02:31] Shirogane
    Could I trouble you for a second?
[02:34] Nasa
    Yeah, I saw this coming.
[02:38] Shirogane
    I'm sure you realize this,
    but that was a mistake.
[02:42] Nasa
    R-Right.
[02:43] Shirogane
    That was sent to you by accident.
[02:46] Shirogane
    I don't have those kinds of feelings for you.
[02:48] Nasa
    O-Of course, I know.
[02:51] Nasa
    I mean, I'm married, for one thing.
[02:53] Shirogane
    Exactly!
[02:54] Shirogane
    I wouldn't fall for someone
    who's already married!
[02:59] Shirogane
    And while we're on the topic, Sensei...
[03:00] Nasa
    Yes?
[03:01] Shirogane
    You haven't told anyone
    else about this, have you?
SIGN    Rumble
[03:07] Nasa
    Of course not.
[03:09] Nasa
    Falling in love with someone
    is a serious thing.
[03:14] Nasa
    So I don't think it's right
    to make fun of people for it.
[03:17] Shirogane
    A-As long as you understand.
[03:19] Nasa
    W-Well, now that we've cleared the air,
[03:22] Nasa
    I should get going—
[03:23] Shirogane
    Wait, please!
[03:26] Shirogane
    I'm really sorry for any
    trouble this caused you.
[03:30] Shirogane
    And, well, I was wondering... if you
    could give me some romantic advice...
[03:37] Nasa
    I... really just come here to
    teach programming, y'know...
[03:41] Shirogane
    Two months ago,
[03:43] Shirogane
    Kurenai's boyfriend became a total shut-in.
[03:46] Shirogane
    We went to his house together,
    but couldn't do anything.
[03:51] Shirogane
    But then the student council president
    from her boyfriend's school showed up.
[03:56] Shirogane
    And as soon as he did,
[03:58] Shirogane
    he kicked the door in and
    dragged her boyfriend out!
[04:03] Shirogane
    They headed straight to the
    riverbank and started brawling.
[04:07] Shirogane
    Once they both ran out of strength,
    they immediately made up.
[04:12] Shirogane
    And then Kurenai's boyfriend
    started going to class again.
[04:15] Nasa
    Wait. This all happened in the present day?
[04:18] Shirogane
    I get it. It's such a stupid thing to do.
[04:21] Shirogane
    Stupid and crazy...
[04:24] Shirogane
    But... it was so manly,
    and it made my heart throb.
[04:29] Shirogane
    And he said to get in touch
    if there was any more trouble.
[04:33] Shirogane
    So we traded contact info, but...
[04:36] Shirogane
    Nothing has really happened since.
[04:39] Nasa
    I see. So, when you were playing
    around with your phone,
[04:42] Nasa
    you accidentally sent that message to me.
[04:44] Shirogane
    Right.
[04:45] Shirogane
    To be honest, I never thought
    I'd like someone like him!
[04:49] Shirogane
    He's crazy and violent, and I don't
     understand a thing he says!
[04:53] Shirogane
    But... when I think about him, it's like...
[04:58] Shirogane
    I start feeling so warm all over.
[05:02] Nasa
    I see. I understand how you feel.
[05:05] Nasa
    I felt that kind of longing
    for my wife for years.
[05:08] Shirogane
    You did?
[05:10] Nasa
    Yeah!
[05:11] Nasa
    It hurts in the chest, right?
[05:13] Nasa
    So I'm rooting for you.
[05:14] Shirogane
    I-In that case...
[05:16] Shirogane
    Will you help me tell him how I feel?
[05:24] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan...
[05:25] Nasa
    What kind of romantic
    advice should I give her?
[05:29] Tsukasa
    Let's see...
[05:30] Tsukasa
    Well, if you really need romantic advice,
[05:33] Tsukasa
    it'd be a good idea to buy Tsukasa-chan
    some really tasty sweets.
[05:37] Nasa
    I-It would?!
[05:38] Tsukasa
    Are you really getting dragged into
    that kind of stuff at the girls' school?
[05:42] Nasa
    Yeah...
[05:44] Nasa
    To be honest, I don't really get
    stuff like confessions and whatnot.
[05:48] Tsukasa
    Why not?
[05:49] Nasa
    I mean, if you like someone,
    why not just tell them?
[05:52] Tsukasa
    Oh, yeah, I forgot he was like this.
[05:55] Tsukasa
    That's true. You do tend to be pretty direct.
[05:58] Nasa
    Do I? I always figured it was normal.
[06:01] Tsukasa
    No, I definitely don't think so.
[06:04] Tsukasa
    You're able to do that because you're strong.
[06:08] Tsukasa
    But most people don't start
    out strong in that way.
[06:13] Tsukasa
    Which is why...
[06:15] Tsukasa
    The thing you need when it
    comes to romance is a strategy.
[06:19] Nasa
    Strategy?
[06:21] Tsukasa
    Exactly!
[06:23] Tsukasa
    Listen closely! Romance is
    essentially a game of wits!
[06:26] Tsukasa
    A contest where victory or failure awaits!
[06:28] Nasa
    It is?!
[06:29] Tsukasa
    It is! And what is it that you need to win?!
[06:33] Nasa
    U-Um... to gather intel?
[06:36] Tsukasa
    Exactly!
[06:38] Tsukasa
    So step one should be collecting information!
[06:40] Tsukasa
    Observe the target in secret in
    order to learn their weak points!
[06:43] Tsukasa
    Once you have that,
    this romance is a fait accompli!
[06:48] Nasa
    But that... sounds like stalker behavior.
[06:53] Tsukasa
    When a cute girl does it,
    it's not stalking. It's true love.
[06:58] Nasa
    What a double standard!
[07:02] Nasa
    Well, okay. I'll give her
    advice along those lines.
[07:06] Tsukasa
    Right! Lay it all out for her.
[07:10] Aya
    I managed to break 10,000 subscribers
    on my streaming channel!
[07:15] Tsukasa
    Oh, you did? Congratulations.
[07:18] Aya
    Thanks!
[07:20] Tsukasa
    That's probably a big deal, right?
[07:23] Aya
    I think so. Even though all I'm doing is
    commentating while playing video games.
[07:27] Aya
    But I think that might be enough
    for people to get it, y'know?
[07:30] Tsukasa
    G-Get what?
[07:32] Aya
    My overwhelming wit and class.
[07:37] Tsukasa
    Yeah, I bet that's it.
[07:39] Aya
    It so is!
[07:41] Aya
    I can't help but bewitch people,
    even when all I do is talk!
[07:44] Ginga
    Y'know...
[07:46] Ginga
    Nothing good comes of drawing
    a lot of attention like that.
[07:51] Tsukasa
    Hey, look who turned up.
[07:53] Ginga
    Good afternoon, Big Sis. I happened
    to be in the neighborhood.
[07:57] Aya
    What do you mean, nothing good comes of it?!
[08:00] Ginga
    It's bad for the nerves, for one thing.
[08:03] Ginga
    Lately, I feel like someone's watching me.
[08:07] Aya
    What are you talking about?
    You're probably just paranoid.
[08:09] Ginga
    C'mon, I'm not some civvie like you.
[08:11] Aya
    Civvie?!
[08:13] Ginga
    Someone has me dead-set in their crosshairs.
[08:16] Tsukasa
    Well, that definitely sounds like trouble.
[08:19] Ginga
    Yep.
[08:20] Aya
    What, like a stalker?
[08:23] Ginga
    That'd be my bet.
[08:24] Ginga
    It's like someone's watching
    me from a distance,
[08:27] Ginga
    trying to scope out my
    weak points or something.
[08:30] Tsukasa
    I see. Well, that makes it simple.
[08:34] Tsukasa
    You need to find whoever's behind this,
     and really let them have it!
[08:39] Ginga
    But it could be some cute schoolgirl
    who's got a crush on me!
[08:43] Tsukasa
    What difference does it make?!
[08:44] Tsukasa
    You never know when a stalker
    will turn dangerous.
[08:48] Tsukasa
    Doesn't matter if she's a schoolgirl! No mercy!
[08:51] Ginga
    I get it...
[08:52] Aya
    It could always just be a mix-up, y'know.
[08:55] Ginga
    What?!
[08:56] Aya
    I mean, it'd be one thing if they
    had their eye on a babe like me,
[08:59] Aya
    but who'd be crazy enough to
    chase after a goon like you?
[09:04] Ginga
    Who are you calling a goon?!
    I happen to be a real sensitive guy!
[09:07] Aya
    How?! You're like a bad
    attitude in a cheap suit!
[09:10] Ginga
    How dare you?!
[09:11] Ginga
    Come with me, then! I'll prove
     to you someone's after me!
[09:15] Aya
    Fine! You're probably
    just feeling cold stares!
[09:18] Ginga
    I'll have you know that I inspire
    hot-blooded passion everywhere I go!
[09:18] Tsukasa
    A rom-com. They're straight out of a rom-com.
[09:21] Aya
    Well, I happen to be extremely gorgeous—
[09:24] Shirogane
    Looking for his weak points?
[09:26] Nasa
    Exactly. What better way to start than
    by learning about the other person?
[09:30] Shirogane
    I see... In that case, Sensei,
    could you come with me later?
[09:35] Nasa
    Where to?
[09:36] Shirogane
    A place that he always passes by.
[09:38] Shirogane
    I'd like you to see what he's like, too.
[09:42] Aya
    Come on...
[09:43] Aya
    No one is paying you any attention at all.
[09:46] Ginga
    Pipe down. We've barely even started.
[09:48] Aya
    You sure you didn't imagine it?
[09:50] Ginga
    It ain't that! They're just being
    cautious 'cause you're here.
[09:54] Aya
    I'm not so sure—wait!
[09:56] Ginga
    Wh-What is it?!
[09:58] Aya
    A new crêpe cart! I want crêpes!
[10:02] Ginga
    Why in the hell would
    you scream about that?!
[10:04] Ginga
    I thought something was going down!
[10:06] Aya
    But it's a new crêpe cart!
[10:09] Ginga
    Damn, girl, it's just crêpes...
[10:13] Ginga
    But you're right, we'd better check it out!
[10:15] Aya
    Right?!
[10:18] Shirogane
    He always walks this way.
[10:21] Nasa
    I see.
[10:22] Shirogane
    I think it's his route home from school.
[10:25] Shirogane
    So we should probably hide soon!
[10:28] Nasa
    We should?
[10:29] Shirogane
    Well, of course!
[10:31] Shirogane
    I know you're my teacher, but if
    he sees me with another man...
[10:35] Shirogane
    I don't want him getting the wrong idea.
[10:38] Nasa
    You must really like him
    a lot, Shirogane-san.
[10:42] Nasa
    I can sort of tell how sincere you are.
[10:47] Nasa
    I really hope you'll be able
    to tell him how you feel.
[10:51] Shirogane
    Here he comes! That's him!
[11:04] Shirogane
    Wha...
[11:05] Nasa
    Ginga-kun and Aya-san?
[11:08] Nasa
    It's probably just a coincidence that
    they look like they're on a date...
[11:11] Nasa
    Wait... Does this mean the person you like is...
[11:14] Nasa
    Is...
[11:17] Nasa
    Hey, wait!
[11:19] Nasa
    Shirogane-san!
[11:29] Nasa
    Excuse me, Shirogane-san.
[11:32] Shirogane
    I'm sorry, Sensei... but it makes sense, huh?
[11:36] Shirogane
    It's obvious someone as nice
    as him would have a girlfriend.
[11:42] Nasa
    No, I'm pretty sure she's
    not Ginga-kun's girlfriend.
[11:46] Shirogane
    Huh?!
[11:47] Nasa
    Ginga-kun's a relative of mine,
[11:49] Nasa
    and that girl is a friend of mine, too.
[11:51] Shirogane
    What?!
[11:53] Nasa
    So based on what I know,
    those two aren't dating.
[12:00] Shirogane
    Wh-What a relief!
[12:03] Nasa
    And with that being the case,
    you don't need to cry.
[12:08] Shirogane
    Thank you for telling me.
[12:10] Shirogane
    But... I know for sure now.
[12:14] Shirogane
    I really must like him.
[12:19] Nasa
    In that case, you should go and tell him.
[12:23] Shirogane
    Right now?
[12:25] Nasa
    Yeah!
[12:25] Shirogane
    B-But that's so... I don't know if I'm ready.
[12:30] Nasa
    You know, Shirogane-san...
[12:33] Nasa
    The reason we can see the stars in the sky
    is because there are limits to the universe.
[12:37] Shirogane
    Huh?
[12:38] Nasa
    If the universe was really endless,
[12:41] Nasa
    filled with an infinite
    number of shining stars,
[12:45] Nasa
    there are people who theorized that
[12:47] Nasa
    the sky would be bright
    around the clock as a result.
[12:52] Nasa
    But that's not reality.
[12:55] Nasa
    As you know, the sky turns dark at night,
[12:58] Nasa
    with space in between all the stars.
[13:01] Nasa
    That's a sign that the universe
    is a limited space, not infinite.
[13:07] Nasa
    Even space, as massive as it is, has an end...
[13:10] Nasa
    And as many stars as there seem
    to be, their numbers are finite.
[13:14] Nasa
    The same goes for opportunity.
[13:17] Nasa
    It may seem like there'll
    always be another chance,
[13:19] Nasa
    but you only get a certain number.
[13:21] Nasa
    Which is why you can't
    afford to doubt yourself.
[13:24] Shirogane
    I-I understand.
[13:27] Shirogane
    I'm going to tell him how I feel!
[13:30] Nasa
    Good!
[13:31] Shirogane
    Th-That said...
[13:34] Shirogane
    What kind of place is best for a confession?
[13:38] Nasa
    Good question.
[13:40] Nasa
    Maybe a place where you'll have privacy...
[13:43] Nasa
    Somewhere dark and secluded?
[13:47] Aya
    So, I'm noticing no one
    has come after you at all.
[13:51] Aya
    This has gotta just be a misunderstanding.
[13:53] Ginga
    In that case, I'll just have to set a trap.
[13:58] Aya
    A trap?
[13:59] Ginga
    Yeah. Over there, for instance.
[14:01] Ginga
    If I wait by myself in a dark,
    secluded space like that,
[14:04] Ginga
    it might make them think they have a chance.
[14:06] Aya
    I see. But what if they actually do show up?
[14:11] Ginga
    Ain't it obvious?
[14:13] Ginga
    I lay them out the second I see them.
[14:17] Ginga
    Well, I'm off.
[14:19] Aya
    Hey!
[14:24] Shirogane
    Sensei! Look!
[14:26] Shirogane
    Ginga-kun just went into a dark, secluded
    space by himself for some reason!
[14:29] Shirogane
    Th-This might be my chance!
[14:32] Nasa
    I think so!
[14:35] Shirogane
    Okay, then, off I go!
[14:37] Nasa
    Yeah! Good luck!
[14:48] Shirogane
    Excuse me!
[14:51] Shirogane
    I-I...
[14:53] Shirogane
    I wanted you to know...
[14:55] Shirogane
    I like—
[14:57] Shirogane
    ...you?
[15:02] Shirogane
    Huh?
[15:05] Punk
    How'd you know I was there?
[15:08] Ginga
    You thought I wouldn't notice when
    someone wanted my blood that badly?
[15:13] Shirogane
    Huh?!
[15:14] Punk
    Damn it! This ain't over!
[15:17] Ginga
    Better luck next time, punk.
[15:20] Ginga
    Sorry about that, miss. You all right?
[15:25] Shirogane
    Y-Yes...
[15:26] Ginga
    It can be rough around these parts.
[15:29] Ginga
    Be careful on your way home.
[15:36] Shirogane
    W-Wait!
[15:39] Shirogane
    Um... I...
[15:41] Shirogane
    I like you!
[15:53] Ginga
    That right?
[15:55] Ginga
    Thanks.
[16:05] Nasa
    Maybe romance is a little hard
    for such a manly man to grasp?
[16:12] Tsukasa
    So...
[16:13] Tsukasa
    What happened to them after that?
[16:16] Nasa
    Nothing at all, really.
[16:19] Tsukasa
    Being a teacher must be rough.
[16:25] Nasa
    Okay, I'm heading out.
[16:27] Tsukasa
    See you later.
[16:32] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun is off to the
    girls' school again today.
[16:36] Tsukasa
    I realize it's a job,
[16:38] Tsukasa
    and I can understand why the students
    like him, with how considerate he is.
[16:41] Tsukasa
    I do, but...
[16:44] Tsukasa
    I... might be feeling jealous.
[16:50] Tsukasa
    It's not like I suspect he's cheating on me.
[16:54] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun is loyal and serious,
    so I doubt he'd even considerate it.
[17:00] Tsukasa
    And yet... and in spite of that...
[17:03] Tsukasa
    I still have this... uncomfortable feeling!
[17:07] Tsukasa
    No, what am I even talking about?
[17:12] Tsukasa
    Jealousy is born from a lack of trust.
[17:17] Tsukasa
    It's a sign of your own weakness.
[17:21] Tsukasa
    But...
[17:25] Tsukasa
    A girls' school...
[17:27] Tsukasa
    A place where young, cute girls
    make a silly fuss all the time.
[17:32] Tsukasa
    What am I gonna do if he thinks, "Huh,
    my wife isn't like that," in comparison?!
[17:40] Tsukasa
    Now, now, calm down.
    Nasa-kun wouldn't think like that. It's fine.
[17:44] Tsukasa
    Boo! Boo!
[17:46] Tsukasa
    How can you be so sure?!
[17:47] Tsukasa
    Darling's a red-blooded man, y'know!
[17:50] Tsukasa
    Yeah, tell her! Tell her!
[17:53] Tsukasa
    It's not a concern.
[17:56] Tsukasa
    The reason is because my darling...
[17:58] Tsukasa
    loves me more than anyone else!
[18:04] Tsukasa
    Yeah, that's right!
[18:06] Tsukasa
    There's no room for any
    doubt that he loves me.
[18:11] Tsukasa
    Which means this is just, y'know...
[18:18] Tsukasa
    Just a bit of loneliness, is all.
[18:23] Usa
    Is your wife feeling lonely
    now that you have this new gig?
[18:26] Nasa
    Huh?
[18:27] Usa
    I mean, I can't imagine a newlywed
    wife being cool with her husband
[18:30] Usa
    running off to a girls' school all the time!
[18:33] Nasa
    Oh, no, I'm not worried about that.
[18:36] Nasa
    My wife is the last person
    I'd associate with jealousy.
[18:40] Usa
    But, Sensei, it's people like that
    who can be surprisingly possessive!
[18:45] Nasa
    Huh? Really?
[18:47] Usa
    I mean, yeah!
[18:49] Usa
    The cooler and quieter
    they are most of the time,
[18:51] Usa
    the more you can never be
    sure what they're thinking.
[18:54] Usa
    Take our princess, for example.
[18:56] Usa
    Hey, wait, where is Kaguya?
[18:59] Kurenai
    Kaguya said she wanted to do some thinking
    in that bamboo forest of hers and went home.
[19:05] Usa
    See?! The cool types are
    the most unpredictable!
[19:08] Nasa
    Y-You might be right.
[19:11] Nasa
    But... Tsukasa-chan being jealous?
[19:14] Nasa
    If that was true, it'd be so cute,
    I wouldn't know what to do.
[19:23] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan?
[19:34] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan!
[19:35] Nasa
    What are you doing here?
[19:37] Tsukasa
    W-Well, I was just...
[19:39] Tsukasa
    I was taking a walk when
    I got chased by a stray dog,
[19:42] Tsukasa
    and then after helping a lost senior citizen,
[19:44] Tsukasa
    I saw your school and
    figured I'd check it out.
[19:48] Nasa
    I thought you might've gotten
    lonely and came to see me.
[19:52] Tsukasa
    W-W-W-Well, that's obviously not true!
[19:54] Tsukasa
    It takes more than this to make me feel lonely!
[19:58] Nasa
    Oh, okay.
[19:59] Nasa
    I was a bit lonely, though.
[20:04] Tsukasa
    You were?
[20:05] Nasa
    Of course.
[20:07] Nasa
    I always miss you when
    we're apart, Tsukasa-chan.
[20:09] Tsukasa
    Do you wanna walk home together, then?
[20:11] Nasa
    No, I have to head back for a little bit.
[20:16] Tsukasa
    Oh. Really?
[20:18] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, your... face is doing a thing.
[20:22] Tsukasa
    So, even though your darling
    newlywed wife is here,
[20:27] Tsukasa
    you'd rather go fool around
    with those high school girls?
[20:32] Nasa
    Not at all.
[20:34] Nasa
    You're the only one I want to
    fool around with, Tsukasa-chan.
[20:40] Usa
    Oh, damn! And when the
    school is right over there!
[20:44] Kurenai
    Newlyweds will flirt anywhere, huh?
[20:47] Tsukasa
    W-Well, darling, good luck with work!
[20:50] Nasa
    Th-Thanks, I'll try hard!
[20:52] Tsukasa
    Good!
[20:52] Nasa
    Good luck with what you're doing, too!
[21:01] Tsukasa
    Feels like I keep spinning my wheels lately.
[21:10] Tsukasa
    Guess I'll head home for now.
[21:36] Kaguya
    Has your long journey finally ended?
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Tsukasa
    I had a dream. One about the distant past.
[23:28] Kaguya
    I keep having the same dream.
    One where someone is crying.
[23:31] Tsukasa
    I thought there would never be an end
    to my aimless, wandering journey.
[23:34] Tsukasa
    But then I met you...
[23:37] Kaguya
    Has your long journey finally ended?

High School Days

E4 - Across A Thousand Nights

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[00:09] Kaguya
    I heard a voice on that day.
[00:12] Kaguya
    On a field glistening with moonlight,
    as I reached out to the moon...
[00:16] Kaguya
    I heard you calling my name.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    4 Years Ago
[01:53] Sign
    Otogi Girls' Middle School
    Entrance Ceremony
[01:54] Kurenai
    What do I do, what do I do?!
[01:56] Kurenai
    I don't get this math at all!
SIGN    Across a Thousand Nights
[01:58] Kurenai
    I have to try to figure this
    out over my lunch break.
[02:04] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Wh-Who are...
[02:05] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Here, here, and here.
[02:08] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Memorize these with the 30 minutes you have.
[02:12] (Flashback) Kaguya
    You should manage to pass.
[02:14] Kurenai
    The first impression I got was, "She's magic."
[02:19] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Did you hack the test answers?
[02:23] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Hack?
[02:24] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I mean, how else could you know
    exactly what it was gonna be?
[02:29] (Flashback) Kaguya
    This school has been around
    for a hundred years.
[02:32] (Flashback) Kaguya
    It's easy to figure out if you consider what
    would be on a middle school entrance exam
[02:36] (Flashback) Kaguya
    and then cross-reference past test questions.
[02:39] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I-Is... that right?
[02:40] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Hacking would be a waste of effort.
[02:43] (Flashback) Kurenai
    You're pretty smart, huh?
[02:45] (Flashback) Kaguya
    I wouldn't say so.
[02:47] (Flashback) Kaguya
    But there's something I don't know,
    and I'm working to understand it.
[02:53] (Flashback) Kaguya
    I just want to understand the world.
[02:57] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Hey! What's your name?
[02:59] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Kaguya.
[03:01] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Gekko Kaguya.
[03:04] Kurenai
    I thought, "This girl must be some kind
    of magician who can do anything."
[03:08] Kurenai
    Until, after enrolling, we ended
    up in the same class together.
[03:14] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Kaguya...
[03:15] (Flashback) Kurenai
    What's that?
[03:16] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Cucumber.
[03:17] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I get that, but does it
    taste good or something?
[03:21] (Flashback) Kaguya
    I wouldn't say so.
[03:23] (Flashback) Kaguya
    But I'm just eating it for the calories
    and nutrition, so taste isn't a factor.
[03:28] (Flashback) Jessie
    Uh, no, I'm pretty sure taste is a big factor!
[03:30] (Flashback) Kurenai
    What about lunch? Do your
    parents not make it for you?
[03:33] (Flashback) Kaguya
    My parents find me unsettling,
    so they've been gone for a while now.
[03:39] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Uh... sorry.
[03:40] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Why are you apologizing, Hotaru?
[03:42] (Flashback) Kaguya
    I think it's a smart choice.
[03:44] (Flashback) Kaguya
    One should avoid things they can't understand.
[03:49] Kurenai
    Kaguya was smarter than we could comprehend.
[03:53] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Can you fix this?
[03:54] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Sure.
[03:55] Kurenai
    It's like she knew everything.
[03:57] Kurenai
    From explaining schoolwork to fixing
    just about anything with ease.
[04:03] Kurenai
    She made it look so easy that
    one time, I had to ask.
[04:07] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Do you ever mess up when
    doing stuff like that?
[04:11] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Do you ever mess up the
    multiplication tables for five?
[04:14] (Flashback) Kurenai
    No, not that, at least.
[04:16] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Same thing.
[04:19] (Flashback) Kaguya
    I don't make mistakes.
[04:21] Kurenai
    Her home life seemed really chaotic.
[04:23] Kurenai
    At first, she lived with her
    very elderly grandparents,
[04:27] Kurenai
    but at some point, they died.
[04:31] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Kaguya!
[04:32] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Wake up, Kaguya!
[04:34] Kurenai
    She seems to not care about going to school,
[04:38] Kurenai
    so I've gotten into the habit
    of waking her up every morning.
[04:41] (Flashback) Kurenai
    You really ought to tidy up this room.
[04:43] (Flashback) Kaguya
    It is tidy.
[04:45] (Flashback) Kurenai
    How?
[04:46] (Flashback) Kaguya
    I know where to find what
    I need. Therefore, it's tidy.
[04:50] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Then where's the remote
    for the air conditioner?
[04:52] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Underneath my copies of the Analects.
[04:54] (Flashback) Kurenai
    And the ribbon for your uniform?
[04:56] (Flashback) Kaguya
    On top of the Three Billy
    Goats Gruff picture book.
[04:58] (Flashback) Kurenai
    And where exactly is that book?
[05:01] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I keep telling you,
[05:02] (Flashback) Kurenai
    you're supposed to heat
    up pre-packaged curry!
[05:05] (Flashback) Kaguya
    It goes onto hot rice. What's the difference?
[05:08] (Flashback) Kurenai
    There's a big difference!
[05:10] Kurenai
    She really did seem helpless at home.
[05:12] Kurenai
    Which is why....
[05:14] Kurenai
    I started thinking of Kaguya as a princess.
[05:17] Kurenai
    She may have certain gifts,
    but she's also like
[05:20] Kurenai
    one of those rich girls who
    needs someone to look after her.
[05:25] (Flashback) Usa
    You're always wearing that
    mask, huh? Allergies?
[05:30] Kurenai
    Uh-oh. She seems mad.
[05:33] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Earth's atmosphere doesn't suit me. That's all.
[05:35] (Flashback) Usa
    Wait, so you're an alien?
[05:40] (Flashback) Kurenai
    What did you write on your career survey?
[05:43] (Flashback) Kaguya
    It's a waste of time to speculate
    on the unpredictable future.
[05:48] (Flashback) Kurenai
    You know you're just making it harder for
    the teachers with comments like that, right?
[05:52] (Flashback) Kurenai
    W-Well, personally, I... I was hoping
    to make a living off of music.
[05:58] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Oh, you mean like those videos
    you post to YouTube in secret?
[06:02] (Flashback) Kaguya
    I think the channel was called...
[06:04] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Hey! How do you know about that?!
[06:05] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I never told anyone!
[06:07] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Still, it's a good thing.
[06:11] (Flashback) Kaguya
    I think that's a beautiful dream.
[06:17] (Flashback) Kaguya
    I don't have anything like that.
[06:19] (Flashback) Kaguya
    I just want to know.
[06:21] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Know?
[06:22] (Flashback) Kurenai
    What is it you want to know?
[06:25] (Flashback) Kaguya
    You'll get mad, so I'm not saying.
[06:27] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I won't get mad!
[06:29] (Flashback) Kaguya
    I keep having this dream...
[06:31] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Where someone is crying.
[06:34] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Reaching out to a moon
    that's out of reach...
[06:37] (Flashback) Kaguya
    And I hear a voice calling my name.
[06:40] (Flashback) Kaguya
    I want... to put them out of their misery.
[06:56] (Flashback) Kaguya
    Has your long journey finally ended?
[07:01] Aya
    I really think you should
    say "I love you" more.
[07:05] Tsukasa
    Huh?
[07:06] Aya
    We're dealing with a love
    expression imbalance!
[07:10] Tsukasa
    There's an imbalance?
[07:11] Aya
    Yes!
[07:12] Aya
    I just get this feeling you're
    a little dry on that front.
[07:17] Aya
    You know how Nasa-kun is.
    His love is written all over his face!
[07:21] Aya
    Anyone can tell from one look
    how much he likes you.
[07:27] Aya
    But you don't give off anything
    of the sort, Tsukacchan.
[07:31] Aya
    Be honest, are you sure you're
    not spoiled by Nasa-kun's love?!
[07:37] Tsukasa
    S-Spoiled by... love?
[07:39] Aya
    Yes, and it's obvious you are!
[07:43] Aya
    The reason being—
SIGN    Tsukasa Love
[07:44] Nasa
    I love you! I love you! I love you!
[07:45] Aya
    Nasa-kun is always going around
    talking about how much he loves you!
SIGN    Tsukasa Love
[07:50] Aya
    But you think it's okay to just
    give him the cold shoulder!
[07:54] Aya
    That's the love expression
    imbalance I was talking about!
[07:57] Tsukasa
    N-No...
[07:59] Tsukasa
    But maybe...
[08:00] Aya
    These kinds of things are hard for
    the party involved to realize.
[08:04] Aya
    But the people around them can notice it!
[08:07] Aya
    If you really love him, shouldn't you
    make the effort to communicate it?
[08:12] Tsukasa
    F-Fine...
[08:15] Tsukasa
    She's got a point.
[08:17] Tsukasa
    I can't remember telling him
    I love him much lately.
[08:21] Tsukasa
    And like Aya says, Nasa-kun gives me
    all the love I could ever ask for.
[08:27] Tsukasa
    That might be why I don't often get
    the chance to say so on my end.
[08:31] Tsukasa
    But that said, just going up to
    him and saying it is... kinda...
[08:35] Tsukasa
    Extremely embarrassing!
[08:37] Tsukasa
    Still, I realize it'd be
    better if I could tell him.
[08:43] Tsukasa
    S-Say, darling...
[08:47] Nasa
    What is it?
[08:48] Tsukasa
    Well, it's just...
[08:50] Tsukasa
    Why do I still get embarrassed about this?!
[08:52] Tsukasa
    All I'm doing is telling him
    something I feel every day!
[08:55] Tsukasa
    I need to stop blushing and just
    tell Nasa-kun how much I love him!
[09:00] Tsukasa
    S-So... darling, do you...
[09:05] Tsukasa
    That's not right!
[09:06] Tsukasa
    That's not the way to go about this!
[09:08] Tsukasa
    It's not about him loving me!
    I'm supposed to tell him I love him!
[09:19] Tsukasa
    Wh-What do you love about me?
[09:24] Nasa
    Lots of things. How much do you need?
[09:26] Tsukasa
    There's... that much?
[09:28] Nasa
    Oh, definitely.
[09:29] Tsukasa
    Well... let's start with one thing.
[09:32] Nasa
    Okay. For starters,
[09:34] Nasa
    you smell really nice.
[09:35] Tsukasa
    Huh? What do you mean by that?
[09:38] Nasa
    Really? You can't tell?
[09:40] Nasa
    You have this sweet, gentle smell.
[09:44] Nasa
    And I don't mean in the physical sense.
[09:47] Nasa
    It's more about... your aura, maybe?
[09:50] Nasa
    Which is why I like to think
    of it as the scent of love.
[09:54] Tsukasa
    Darling... for a guy as smart as you are,
    you say some dumb things sometimes.
[09:59] Nasa
    Huh?! What do you mean?
[10:01] Tsukasa
    What else?
[10:02] Nasa
    What else?
[10:04] Nasa
    Let's see...
[10:05] Nasa
    There's a lot, but...
[10:08] Nasa
    I like how you're serious and logical,
[10:10] Nasa
    and how, when I hug you,
    you look a little anxious.
[10:15] Tsukasa
    Wh-What else?
[10:17] Nasa
    Let me think...
[10:18] Nasa
    The way you can use these
    delicate, beautiful fingers
[10:21] Nasa
    to do just about anything,
    like cook amazing food.
[10:28] Nasa
    You also have such soft lips, and your
     cheeks turn red when you're embarrassed.
[10:32] Tsukasa
    I see...
[10:34] Tsukasa
    You really must love me, darling.
[10:37] Nasa
    Yep.
[10:43] Aya
    So? Did you tell Nasa-kun that you love him?
[10:46] Tsukasa
    Eh?
[10:47] Aya
    Don't "eh" at me.
[10:48] Aya
    Did you? Did you not? Which is it?
[10:52] Aya
    Why won't you look me in the eye?
[10:54] Tsukasa
    Aya...
[10:55] Tsukasa
    You don't understand marriage.
[10:58] Aya
    Excuse me?
[10:59] Tsukasa
    Listen.
[10:59] Tsukasa
    When you're married...
[11:02] Tsukasa
    You can read each other's minds!
SIGN    Mind Reading
[11:03] Aya
    Huh?
[11:04] Tsukasa
    Y'know how they say people
    can be in perfect sync?
[11:06] Tsukasa
    When you're married, you can communicate
    important stuff without saying it out loud.
[11:10] Tsukasa
    So we're all good! No problems here.
[11:14] Aya
    I see. Well, okay, then.
[11:16] Aya
    She says all that, but what
     do you think, ladies?
[11:19] Kurenai
    Good question.
[11:20] Jessie
    She has a serious problem.
[11:22] Tsukasa
    Hey!
[11:24] Myako
    If it's too embarrassing to say, then wouldn't
     expressing it via action be the best way?
[11:29] Aya
    Meaning?
[11:30] Myako
    I'm saying...
[11:32] Myako
    You could seduce him with
    some sexy underwear.
[11:36] Myako
    Stimulation is supposed to be good
    for getting out of a marriage rut.
[11:40] Aya
    I see.
[11:41] Tsukasa
    I don't!
[11:42] Tsukasa
    And we're not in a rut!
[11:44] Tsukasa
    This is an issue between us as a couple!
[11:46] Tsukasa
    No more commentary from the peanut gallery!
[11:48] Tsukasa
    This is a bathhouse, so go bathe and get out!
[11:56] Tsukasa
    Honestly...
[11:57] Tsukasa
    They're such a handful.
[11:59] Tsukasa
    That said...
[12:00] Tsukasa
    They're right that I haven't
    told him I love him lately.
[12:04] (Flashback) Myako
    If it's too embarrassing to say, then wouldn't
     expressing it via action be the best way?
[12:08] Myako
    Wouldn't expressing it via
    action be the best way?
[12:10] Myako
    Via action? Via action? Via action?
[12:14] Tsukasa
    Action, huh?
[12:17] Nasa
    All right, let's head to bed.
[12:19] Tsukasa
    Uh... just a second, darling.
[12:21] Nasa
    Huh?
[12:25] Nasa
    Did I do something wrong?
[12:28] tsukasa
    Darling, could you sit down?
[12:31] Nasa
    O-Oh, okay.
[12:34] Nasa
    Wh-What can I do for you?
[12:36] Tsukasa
    Now close your eyes for a second.
[12:38] Nasa
    O-Okay.
[12:46] Nasa
    D-Did I just... get a... k-ki—
[12:48] Tsukasa
    Whoa, hang on, darling!
[12:53] Tsukasa
    I have... something very
    important to tell you.
[12:57] Nasa
    S-Something important?
[12:59] Tsukasa
    That's right.
[13:00] Tsukasa
    It's very important, so I want
    you to listen very closely.
[13:06] Tsukasa
    Uh, but could you close your eyes again?
[13:09] Nasa
    O-Okay!
[13:10] Tsukasa
    Now, then, about this very important thing...
[13:14] Tsukasa
    Your wife, right now...
[13:17] Tsukasa
    is wearing some especially cute underwear.
[13:29] Tsukasa
    Now, let's sleep, darling!
[13:38] Nasa
    What was that?! What did she mean?!
[13:41] Nasa
    Does she want me to look and see for myself?!
[13:45] Tsukasa
    Why did I say that?!
[13:47] Tsukasa
    And wasn't that the perfect timing
    to just tell him I loved him?!
[13:54] Kaname
    You've got some real schoolgirl
    problems lately, I hear.
[13:59] Tsukasa
    Huh?
[13:59] Kaname
    I mean, this is basically
    a love confession, right?
[14:02] Kaname
    You wanna tell your darling
    husband you love him.
[14:06] Tsukasa
    N-N-N-N-Not really!
[14:08] Tsukasa
    And I'm not worried!
[14:10] Tsukasa
    I-I-I-It's just about timing,
    and I'm totally not embarrassed.
[14:15] Kaname
    You do realize that when you start thinking
    about a confession, you've already lost, right?
[14:19] Tsukasa
    What?
[14:20] Kaname
    For example, let's take Kazumiya-kun here.
[14:24] Kazumiya
    H-Hi there.
[14:26] Tsukasa
    Wait, who?!
[14:27] Kaname
    This is my classmate, Kazumiya-kun.
[14:29] Kaname
    He just happens to have come by today.
[14:31] Kazumiya
    Kaname-chan said I should
    try out the baths here.
[14:36] Kaname
    So let's demonstrate with Kazumiya-kun.
[14:41] Kaname
    I love you.
[14:45] Kaname
    You just need to come
    out and say it, like that.
[14:47] Tsukasa
    Wh-Whoa now, Kaname.
[14:49] Tsukasa
    That's a little...
[14:51] Kaname
    Well, I guess being too direct
    might be a little embarrassing.
[14:55] Tsukasa
    Not what I was talking about.
[14:57] Kaname
    Then how about this instead?
[15:00] Kaname
    Kazumiya-kun!
[15:01] Kazumiya
    Y-Yes?
[15:05] Kaname
    Take me...
[15:09] Kaname
    See? All too easy.
[15:11] Tsukasa
    That's one way to describe it.
[15:13] Kaname
    Honesty's the best policy!
[15:16] Kaname
    Coupons for some free Hagen.
[15:19] Kaname
    You two can share some ice cream,
     and then your feelings.
[15:23] Tsukasa
    Th-Thanks...
[15:27] Nasa
    I'll have to remember to
    thank Kaname-chan later.
[15:29] Tsukasa
    G-Good idea...
[15:31] Nasa
    What kind are you gonna get?
[15:34] Tsukasa
    I think...
[15:37] Tsukasa
    Darling, here's a quiz for you.
[15:40] Tsukasa
    What flavor of Hagen is
     your adorable wife craving?
[15:45] Nasa
    L-Let's see...
[15:46] Tsukasa
    Okay, you have five seconds.
[15:48] Tsukasa
    Four, three, two...
[15:51] Nasa
    Rum raisin!
[15:52] Tsukasa
    Correct!
[15:53] Tsukasa
    Very impressive, darling. How'd you know?
[15:56] Nasa
    Well, I mean, because
    I love you, Tsukasa-chan!
[16:03] Nasa
    I know all about my beloved wife!
[16:07] Tsukasa
    That seems like cheating.
[16:09] Nasa
    Huh?!
[16:10] Nasa
    Wait, how is that cheating, Tsukasa-chan?
[16:12] Tsukasa
    Hmph!
[16:20] Nasa
    Now, here's a question.
    What flavor did I get?
[16:24] Tsukasa
    Strawberry.
[16:25] Nasa
    Huh? Did you see me buy it?
[16:27] Tsukasa
    I didn't need to.
[16:29] Tsukasa
    You always tend to go with the staples,
[16:32] Tsukasa
    so I figured it'd be either
    vanilla or strawberry.
[16:35] Nasa
    I-I guess so.
[16:37] Nasa
    But I'm glad you know me
    so well, Tsukasa-chan.
[16:41] Tsukasa
    Well, y'know...
[16:43] Tsukasa
    Wait, could this be... my chance to confess?!
[16:47] Tsukasa
    That's it! I can go with the flow
    and say it just like Nasa-kun did!
[16:52] Tsukasa
    That's right! Because I—
[16:55] Nasa
    Why don't we eat these
    over on that park bench?
[16:58] Tsukasa
    Oh, come on! Read the room, would you?!
[17:02] Nasa
    Want half of my strawberry?
[17:04] Tsukasa
    Okay. You can have half
    of my rum raisin, then.
[17:07] Nasa
    Being able to share like this
    is a good part of being married.
[17:11] Tsukasa
    I agree.
[17:13] Nasa
    Huh?
[17:14] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, you've got ice cream on you.
[17:18] Tsukasa
    W-Wait... darling?!
[17:21] Nasa
    I was worried your lips might be cold.
[17:25] Tsukasa
    Enough!
[17:26] Tsukasa
    Look this way, darling!
[17:38] Tsukasa
    I love you, dummy.
[17:42] Nasa
    Ts-Tsukasa-chan?!
[17:44] Tsukasa
    I... I went overboard!
[17:47] Tsukasa
    I do it so rarely, I didn't know how much
    to hold back, and went way overboard!
[17:51] Tsukasa
    That was way too much kissing,
    and why would I say, "I love you, dummy"?!
[17:56] Tsukasa
    I mean, how embarrassing is that?!
[17:58] Tsukasa
    Darling's bound to be
    reeling and weirded out.
[18:02] Tsukasa
    Th-This...
[18:04] Tsukasa
    I'm too embarrassed to even look at him!
[18:06] Nasa
    What was that... assault of cuteness?!
[18:09] Nasa
    I wanna marry her right now!
    Even if we already are!
[18:12] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, look this way.
[18:14] Tsukasa
    No... I can't!
[18:15] Tsukasa
    I'm too embarrassed to even look at you now.
[18:19] Nasa
    Ts-Tsukasa-chan...
[18:20] Tsukasa
    N-No!
[18:22] Tsukasa
    My face... is kind of weird right now.
[18:25] Nasa
    N-No, it's not! I want to see how it looks.
[18:29] Tsukasa
    B-But I'm embarrassed...
[18:38] Tsukasa
    S-See?
[18:39] Tsukasa
    I told you I looked weird!
[18:41] Nasa
    That's not true at all.
[18:43] Nasa
    You're always cute, Tsukasa-chan.
[18:46] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[18:49] Nasa
    And I'm thrilled that you said you loved me.
[18:53] Nasa
    Because I love you, too, Tsukasa-chan.
[18:58] Tsukasa
    Yeah...
[19:04] Nasa
    I had a dream. A dream about
    a long, long time ago.
[19:09] Nasa
    It was a nostalgic, painful, and sad dream.
[19:13] Nasa
    This is a dream—it has to be.
[19:16] Nasa
    A dream of a distant past
    that will never return.
[19:26] Nasa
    The second my eyes opened, I understood.
[19:28] Nasa
    Yeah... this is a dream.
[19:31] Nasa
    I think they call these lucid dreams?
[19:33] Nasa
    When you're dreaming,
    but you're aware of that fact.
[19:36] Nasa
    They're supposed to be rare,
    so if I'm having one, I want to enjoy it!
[19:40] Nasa
    I always thought dreams were arranged
    from your past memories, though.
[19:44] Nasa
    So what's with these surroundings?
[19:46] Nasa
    Is this old-timey Japan? But it seems
    even older than the Sengoku period.
[19:51] Nasa
    Based on the look of the buildings,
[19:53] Nasa
    it's probably around the
    Asuka or Nara period—
[19:55] Traveller
    Good morning, Lord Emperor.
[19:57] Nasa
    Huh? Uh, good morning.
[20:01] Nasa
    Lord Emperor?
[20:02] Nasa
    Where are these memories coming from?
[20:06] Nasa
    A five-story pagoda?
[20:08] Nasa
    Then... is this Horyuji Temple?
[20:11] Nasa
    Oh, I get it. It's probably
    inspired by our trip to Nara.
[20:16] Nasa
    Since it was our first trip together,
    it probably made a strong impression.
[20:22] Nasa
    Huh?
[20:23] Nasa
    But this pagoda...
[20:25] Nasa
    It looks really clean... almost new.
[20:31] Nasa
    It's Tsukasa-chan!
[20:32] Nasa
    Even in a dream, she's so cute!
[20:35] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan!
[20:37] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, what are you doing?
[20:39] Tsukasa
    Tsukasa... chan?
[20:40] Nasa
    Wh-What's wrong?
[20:42] Tsukasa
    I mean, it's fine.
[20:44] Tsukasa
    I just have a headache from planning
    my overseas trip with my sister.
[20:50] Tsukasa
    And I was impressed by how you
     don't seem to be too worried about it.
[20:53] Nasa
    S-Sorry...
[20:55] Tsukasa
    It's fine.
[20:56] Tsukasa
    You might be easygoing, but I'll be
    sure to deliver the papers anyway.
[21:01] Tsukasa
    That's what you want, right?
[21:03] Tsukasa
    I won't let your dream go unfulfilled.
[21:09] Tsukasa
    You've done too much for me.
    I'm really grateful. Thank you.
[21:13] Nasa
    Aw, come on, you're making it sound
    like this is goodbye forever.
[21:16] Tsukasa
    It might actually be that.
[21:19] Tsukasa
    It's a long trip to the continent...
[21:21] Tsukasa
    On the other side of a vast sea.
[21:24] Tsukasa
    But I bet it's still closer than the moon.
[21:28] Tsukasa
    So, like you said, my journey
    is going to continue.
[21:32] Tsukasa
    If anything...
[21:33] Tsukasa
    I bet it's just beginning.
[21:47] Nasa
    I had a dream.
[21:49] Nasa
    A dream about a long, long time ago.
[21:52] Nasa
    In the distant past...
[21:53] Nasa
    Of someone who burned with dreams,
[21:55] Nasa
    and whose life scattered like
    flower petals, unfulfilled.
[21:57] Nasa
    H-Huh? Why am I crying?
[22:10] Tsukasa
    I never thought the end would come.
[22:14] Tsukasa
    I expected an ever-growing list of regrets
[22:17] Tsukasa
    as I wandered, lost forever.
[22:20] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan!
[22:24] Tsukasa
    Hey, good morning, darling.
[22:26] Tsukasa
    You're up early today.
[22:30] Tsukasa
    Wh-What's wrong?
[22:32] Kaname
    Senpai, are you crying?
[22:35] Nasa
    Well... it's just...
[22:45] Tsukasa
    I had a dream.
[22:48] Tsukasa
    Just this morning. An old, familiar dream.
[22:52] Tsukasa
    A dream from a long, long time ago
    that I thought would never end.
[22:57] Tsukasa
    Memories of a long journey, now concluded.
[23:07] Tsukasa
    You okay, darling?
[23:10] Nasa
    Uh, well... I had a scary dream.
[23:13] Tsukasa
    How cute can you be?!
[23:23] Tsukasa
    Whoa... Nasa-kun?
[23:29] Nasa
    This is a continuation of
    The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter.
[23:32] Nasa
    About how Princess Kaguya was recovered
    from the moon and happily married.
[23:37] Nasa
    The story of a married couple.