# Season 2
# E0 - TONIKAWA: Over The Moon For You ~Uniform~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXK8G9/tonikawa-over-the-moon-for-you-uniform)
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**[00:16] Tsukasa**
Good morning.
**[00:22] Nasa**
* I don't think I'll ever get used*
* to starting the day like this...*
**[00:27] Nasa**
*One night, when the moon was shining bright,*
**[00:30] Nasa**
*a certain girl saved my life.*
**[00:32] Nasa**
* This really cute girl ended up being the wife*
* I would promise to spend the future with.*
**[00:38] Nasa**
* Now, living under the same roof,*
* our newlywed life has begun.*
**[00:42] Nasa**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting,*
**[00:46] ---**
* and ended up together with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** ~ Uniform ~
**[01:03] Tsukasa**
Darling, what are you doing?
**[01:06] Nasa**
Some tables I was asked to put together.
**[01:08] Nasa**
This job involves building a database.
**[01:10] Tsukasa**
So, you're programming right now?
**[01:13] Nasa**
Yep, I sure am.
**[01:14] Tsukasa**
And me playing a video game right
next to you doesn't distract you?
**[01:19] Nasa**
Not really.
**[01:20] Nasa**
It's no bother at all.
**[01:22] Tsukasa**
*That's impressive.*
**[01:24] Tsukasa**
*I'd be way too curious to be able to focus.*
**[01:28] Tsukasa**
*I wonder...*
**[01:31] Tsukasa**
*Just how much focus does my darling have?*
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**[01:36] MC**
*This time on* Traveling Q*...*
***SIGN*** Finding the Quiz Champion at the Ends of the Earth!!
**[01:38] MC**
*It's a global mental gymnastics special!*
**[01:43] Taki**
* We're glad to have you*
* with us again this week!*
**[01:45] Taki**
*I'm your host, Taki-chan!*
***SIGN*** Natsuki Taki
***SIGN*** Q-kun
**[01:49] Taki**
* I hope you're ready to run*
* some Qs through your head!*
**[01:50] Tsukasa**
Look, darling!
**[01:52] ---**
It's the girl we met at the service area!
**[01:54] Nasa**
Oh, I remember her!
**[01:56] Tsukasa**
Are you any good at quiz
shows like this, darling?
**[01:59] Nasa**
I don't think so, not really.
**[02:01] Nasa**
My knowledge tends to be
tailored toward passing exams.
**[02:04] Tsukasa**
*He says that,*
**[02:06] Tsukasa**
* but at the same time, his hands*
* haven't stopped for a second.*
**[02:09] Tsukasa**
*He's not just...*
**[02:11] Tsukasa**
*slapping a bunch of keys at random, is he?*
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
Well, there are figs in the fridge.
**[02:17] ---**
Why don't we put them on the line in a bet?
**[02:18] Nasa**
Aw, I dunno about that...
**[02:21] Taki**
*And here's our first question!*
**[02:23] Sign**
Question 1
**[02:25] MC**
*Here we have Ruka-chan and her mom.*
***SIGN*** Ruka-chan
***SIGN*** Mom
**[02:28] MC**
*Ruka-chan's mom is 4 times Ruka's own age.*
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Age x 4
***SIGN*** Age + 4
**[02:31] MC**
* After four years, Mom will*
* be 3 times Ruka-chan's age.*
***SIGN*** Age x 3
**[02:36] Taki**
* So, how old are Ruka-chan*
* and her mom right now?*
***SIGN*** What ages are Ruka-chan and her mom?
**[02:41] Ruka**
*That's a hard one.*
**[02:44] Ruka**
*My mom is 43 years old, but...*
**[02:47] Taki**
*That's not part of the quiz!*
**[02:49] Tsukasa**
W-Well, if her mom is 25,
then Ruka-chan would be...
**[02:55] Nasa**
Ruka-chan is eight, and her mom is 32.
**[02:58] Tsukasa**
Huh?
**[02:59] Nasa**
That's the answer.
**[03:01] Nasa**
If we suppose the mom is somewhere
between 20 and 100 years old,
**[03:06] Nasa**
there are 21 patterns where
she's four times her daughter's age.
**[03:09] Nasa**
If you then add 4, and look
for a quotient of 3,
**[03:14] Nasa**
the only choice is the pair of 12 and 36,
**[03:16] Nasa**
which means that right now,
they're eight and 32 years old.
**[03:20] Nasa**
I kind of brute forced the answer, though.
**[03:23] Nasa**
There's probably a better
way to figure it out.
**[03:25] Nasa**
Simultaneous equations would
probably be the cleanest.
***SIGN*** How long do turtles live?
***SIGN*** Suirenji Ruka
**[03:30] Tsukasa**
Darling, is math your specialty?
**[03:32] Nasa**
Nah. I just practiced until
I got the hang of it.
**[03:36] Taki**
*The answer is eight and 32 years old!*
**[03:39] Nasa**
Oh, great! I got it.
**[03:41] Tsukasa**
*O-Okay, I see...*
**[03:43] Tsukasa**
*I guess this isn't enough to distract him.*
**[03:48] Tsukasa**
* Not that I have any good reason*
* to distract him, mind you.*
**[03:52] Aya**
Okay, I'm caught up on the situation!
**[03:55] Aya**
Mankind will go extinct!
**[03:57] Aya**
...extinct!
**[03:57] Aya**
...extinct!
**[03:58] Nasa**
Aya-san?!
**[03:58] Tsukasa**
Aya?!
**[03:59] Aya**
Your little quiz game
with figs on the line...
**[04:01] Aya**
I'm joining the fray!
**[04:03] Nasa**
How do you know about that
if you just got here?!
**[04:06] Charl**
I see!
**[04:07] Charl**
Well, I happen to like figs, too.
**[04:10] Charl**
So count me in!
**[04:11] Tsukasa**
Charlotte?
**[04:13] Tsukasa**
And you're here on your own?
**[04:15] Charl**
Yep!
**[04:16] Charl**
Chitose-chan told me to check in on you.
**[04:18] Charl**
I also brought somen noodles as a gift.
**[04:21] Tsukasa**
Thank you...
**[04:22] Taki**
*And now for question two!*
**[04:23] Sign**
Question 2
**[04:25] Taki**
*This next one's a bit harder!*
***SIGN*** 21 Chocolate Bars
**[04:28] MC**
*Here we have 21 chocolate bars!*
**[04:30] MC**
* With two people taking turns picking*
* them up, in groups of one to four...*
**[04:34] MC**
* The person to grab the*
* last one is the winner!*
**[04:35] MC**
*Grab the Last One to Win*
**[04:35] MC**
*Grab the Last One to Win*
**[04:36] Taki**
*And so, how do you win?*
***SIGN*** What's the trick to winning?!
**[04:39] Taki**
* What's the secret trick to ensure*
* you get the last chocolate?!*
**[04:42] Aya**
Uh, wait a second...
**[04:44] Charlotte**
I'm not even sure what they're asking.
**[04:46] Tsukasa**
You can make sure you win? How would you...
**[04:49] Nasa**
You have to go first, and choose just one.
**[04:52] Both**
Huh?
**[04:53] Nasa**
Well, to get the 21st chocolate,
**[04:56] Nasa**
you need to make sure the other person
lands within the range of 17-20,
**[05:00] Nasa**
which means you need to get the 16th one.
**[05:02] Nasa**
To make sure you get the
16th one, you'll want the 11th.
**[05:05] Nasa**
To get the 11th, you'll want the 6th.
**[05:07] Nasa**
If you follow that logic all the way back,
you realize you need the first bar.
**[05:11] Nasa**
That question was easier, to be honest.
**[05:15] Aya**
Tsukacchan, this is bad!
**[05:16] Aya**
There's no way we'll win this unless
we can distract Nasa-kun!
**[05:20] Tsukasa**
Maybe so, but...
**[05:21] Charl**
In that case, I have a great idea!
**[05:25] Charl**
Come with me!
**[05:26] Aya**
What is it?
**[05:27] Charl**
We're having a strategy meeting!
**[05:29] Aya**
R-Right!
**[05:32] Aya**
So, what's your great idea?
**[05:35] Charl**
What better way is there to distract a boy...
**[05:39] Charl**
than with a charming girl? Right?
**[05:43] Aya**
But he's already got an adorable wife.
**[05:46] Charl**
She needs to do more than just exist!
**[05:48] Charl**
It's time to really pour on the charm.
**[05:50] Charl**
Which is to say...
**[05:52] Charl**
She needs to put on my maid's uniform
**[05:54] Charl**
and seduce her darling!
**[05:57] Tsukasa**
What?! A maid's uniform?!
**[06:00] Charl**
Yep! There's not a guy on this planet
who doesn't love maid uniforms.
**[06:04] Charl**
So, if she puts mine on...
**[06:07] Aya**
Nasa-kun will be so distracted,
he'll make a mistake!
**[06:10] Tsukasa**
Wait, but even if—
**[06:12] Aya**
No ifs, ands, or buts!
**[06:15] Aya**
It's...
**[06:17] Aya**
It's for the sake of the figs!
**[06:20] Aya**
So, please!
**[06:21] Aya**
Become a maid!
**[06:26] Tsukasa**
O-Okay...
**[06:30] Aya**
Nasa-kun!
**[06:32] Charl**
Here we go!
**[06:33] Aya**
Let's see how you handle this!
**[06:44] Nasa**
Why's she dressed like that?!
**[06:45] Aya**
This is your chance, Tsukacchan!
**[06:46] Aya**
Finish him off with the thing!
**[06:48] Tsukasa**
D-Do I seriously have to say it?
**[06:50] Aya**
Of course you do!
**[06:51] Charl**
This ends here! Go, go!
**[07:01] Tsukasa**
A-Are you prepared to lose... m-master?
**[07:10] Charl**
There it is!
**[07:11] MC**
* Now, how many prime numbers*
* are there between 1 and 10?*
**[07:15] Nasa**
Four of them.
**[07:16] Taki**
That's correct!
***SIGN*** Congratulations, Winner
***SIGN*** About 4?
**[07:18] Taki**
*Ruka-chan is our winner!*
**[07:21] Aya**
Why was he able to answer?!
**[07:23] Charl**
No fair!
**[07:24] Aya**
Why, why, why, why?!
**[07:26] Aya**
And why weren't you affected by
seeing her like this, Nasa-kun?!
**[07:31] Nasa**
Well... I was.
**[07:34] Nasa**
It's so cute... I thought I might die.
**[07:39] Tsukasa**
Thanks...
**[07:41] Tsukasa**
You wanna... eat those figs?
**[07:43] Nasa**
Let's all share them.
**[07:50] Nasa**
*Tsukasa-chan dressed like a maid...*
**[07:57] Nasa**
*That was super awesome!*
**[07:59] Nasa**
I think I get it. No wonder
maid cafés are so popular.
**[08:03] Nasa**
I mean, you get served by girls
in that kind of outfit, right?
**[08:06] Nasa**
I can see the appeal...
**[08:08] Nasa**
It's not even a little risque,
but so powerful...
**[08:11] Nasa**
It's totally crazy!
**[08:13] Nasa**
It'd be enough to put the perfect
superman down for the count!
**[08:17] Nasa**
I wonder if she'd wear it again!
**[08:20] Nasa**
No, calm down. That's asking too much.
**[08:23] Nasa**
It might have been cute, but I can't just
ask her to wear a maid uniform again.
**[08:30] Nasa**
But that maid uniform was really cute.
**[08:35] Tsukasa**
* I didn't realize he was*
* into that kind of thing.*
**[08:38] Tsukasa**
*But would he be glad if I wore it again?*
**[08:44] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[08:46] Nasa**
Y-Yes? Wh-What is it, Tsukasa-chan?
**[08:50] Tsukasa**
Do you want me to wear the uniform again?
**[08:53] Nasa**
Th-That's not it!
**[08:55] Nasa**
It's more like, it looks really great, or I
want to see you looking cute again, or sorta...
**[08:57] Tsukasa**
Ch-Charlotte...
**[08:59] Tsukasa**
Sh-She said there were extras, and left it behind.
**[09:04] Tsukasa**
See?
**[09:07] Nasa**
I see.
**[09:09] Tsukasa**
Do you want me to put it on again?
**[09:14] Nasa**
Uh... well...
**[09:16] Nasa**
Of course!
**[09:26] Tsukasa**
Some other time!
**[09:28] Tsukasa**
You're kind of scaring me!
**[09:29] Nasa**
I'm not scary!
**[09:29] Tsukasa**
It'll just have to wait!
**[09:31] Nasa**
You'll never find a more mild-mannered guy!
**[09:33] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?!
**[09:37] Kaname**
What kinda cosplay are you into, Senpai?
**[09:40] Nasa**
Wh-Wh-Where did that come from?!
**[09:42] Kaname**
It's actually a big issue.
**[09:44] Kaname**
You're gonna need to know what cosplay
your wife can wear to get you going,
**[09:49] Kaname**
for when the time comes.
**[09:51] Nasa**
Whoa, whoa, what "time" are we talking about?!
**[09:53] Kaname**
Obviously, for when things
start to cool off at night.
**[09:56] Nasa**
Believe me, it's still plenty thrilling!
**[09:59] Kaname**
Really, the fact that anyone still turns
bright red at the sight of a maid uniform...
**[10:03] Kaname**
You're a cheap date, aren't you?
**[10:05] Nasa**
Did Aya-san tell you about yesterday?
**[10:08] Aya**
Of course!
**[10:09] Aya**
Your newlywed life is a communal
treasure in this household!
**[10:12] Aya**
I have an obligation to report the facts!
**[10:16] Nasa**
Do you have to share every
little thing without asking?!
**[10:19] Kaname**
So, are maids, like, your number one choice?
**[10:25] Nasa**
Maid uniforms are nice and all, but...
**[10:27] Nasa**
If I had a favorite, it'd be...
a lab coat and glasses, maybe?
**[10:33] Aya**
Nasa-kun, you're so pervy!
**[10:35] Nasa**
I mean, you made it sound like
I had to pick something!
**[10:38] Tsukasa**
What's this about a lab coat and glasses?
**[10:40] Nasa**
Well, y'know, it's like the
glasses go with the lab coat,
**[10:43] Nasa**
and the lab coat goes with the glasses...
**[10:45] Nasa**
And that's where love comes from!
**[10:51] Kaname**
I guess cosplay is fine and all,
**[10:53] Kaname**
but the two of you haven't done any normal
romantic stuff like people your age do, right?
**[10:59] Nasa**
Huh?
**[11:00] Tsukasa**
* She's right. I've never gone out with*
* a girl before now, or even liked one.*
**[11:06] Tsukasa**
*Is this how a relationship is supposed to be?*
**[11:10] Tsukasa**
*In terms of age, we're high school students.*
**[11:13] Tsukasa**
* So shouldn't there be romantic events*
* that people our age encounter?*
**[11:17] Tsukasa**
What exactly is normal romance
for high schoolers, anyway?!
**[11:20] Kaname**
Isn't it obvious?
**[11:22] Kaname**
Dates in your school uniforms.
**[11:24] Nasa**
Huh?
**[11:25] Aya**
Exactly!
**[11:26] Aya**
Going on dates in school uniforms has
become a global movement at this point!
**[11:29] Aya**
The term "seifuku date" has been
adopted all over the world!
**[11:34] Nasa**
Is it seriously that big of a deal now?!
**[11:37] Kaname**
I can't blame you for not knowing.
**[11:38] Kaname**
Math nerds like you usually don't
know squat about the world at large.
***SIGN*** ° This is her personal opinion
**[11:42] Nasa**
I see... Well, we never went to
high school, so we don't have uniforms.
**[11:48] Aya**
No worries there!
**[11:50] Aya**
I happen to have uniforms
from all kinds of schools!
**[11:53] Nasa**
Why do you have so many?!
**[11:55] Aya**
It's totally normal.
**[11:57] Aya**
All Japanese high school students
have multiple uniforms!
***SIGN*** ° Actual numbers may vary
**[12:01] Kaname**
Uniform dates are hot in Germany right now,
**[12:04] ---**
and the girls over there have
eight or nine per person!
***SIGN*** ° Citation needed
**[12:06] Nasa**
Really?
**[12:08] Nasa**
But even if she had one...
**[12:10] Nasa**
Does Tsukasa-chan seem like she'd wear it?
**[12:13] Aya**
I getcha.
**[12:15] Kaname**
Still!
**[12:16] Kaname**
Are you really just gonna give up, Senpai?!
**[12:19] Kaname**
As a man...
**[12:21] Kaname**
No, as a husband!
**[12:23] Kaname**
Don't you want to see your wife
dressed like a schoolgirl?!
**[12:27] Kaname**
...girl?!
**[12:28] Kaname**
...girl?!
**[12:29] Nasa**
I do!
**[12:30] Kaname**
A version of her that
no one else has ever seen...
**[12:33] Kaname**
I'm talking about rarity!
**[12:35] Kaname**
SSS rarity, the kind that no amount
of gacha luck could ever bring you!
**[12:40] Kaname**
Can you die without ever
seeing it for yourself?!
**[12:44] Nasa**
I really want to. Please!
**[12:47] Aya**
Leave it to me, then!
**[12:49] Aya**
I swear, I'll get Tsukacchan
into a school uniform!
**[12:53] Aya**
...uniform!
**[12:54] Aya**
...uniform!
**[12:56] Aya**
Tsukacchan, do you have a sec?
**[12:58] Tsukasa**
Shouldn't you be in school?
**[13:00] Aya**
That doesn't matter right now!
**[13:02] Aya**
Don't you want to go on a date with
Nasa-kun while wearing a school uniform?
**[13:05] Tsukasa**
What are you talking about?
**[13:07] Aya**
Are you gonna do a school
uniform date or not?!
**[13:11] Tsukasa**
Well, no? I don't have a school uniform.
**[13:15] Aya**
I can lend you one!
**[13:16] Tsukasa**
No, that's okay.
**[13:17] Tsukasa**
Besides, wearing a uniform when
you're not actually a student...
**[13:20] Tsukasa**
That's kinda embarrassing.
**[13:22] Aya**
Oh, I see.
**[13:25] Aya**
Well, you are cute, Tsukacchan...
**[13:28] Aya**
But you probably wouldn't
look good in a uniform.
**[13:32] Aya**
You've got a point. I guess
that's all there is to it.
**[13:34] Tsukasa**
Now, hold on!
**[13:36] Tsukasa**
How can we know unless I try it on?!
***SIGN*** Competitive Streak Activated
**[13:40] Aya**
Aw, come on, it's *so* obvious!
**[13:43] Aya**
There's no way a cool beauty like you
would look good in a school uniform.
**[13:47] Tsukasa**
Okay, in that case...
**[13:50] Tsukasa**
Bring the uniform here!
**[13:52] Tsukasa**
I'll try it on!
**[13:55] Aya**
She says she'll try it.
**[13:56] Nasa**
How'd you manage that?!
**[14:01] Nasa**
Why are you two here?
**[14:02] Aya**
Aw, come on!
**[14:03] Kaname**
You can't just have her all to yourself.
**[14:06] Nasa**
Doesn't seem like the kind of
thing you show off, is all...
**[14:10] Kaname**
*I guess he's...*
**[14:11] Aya**
*...actually pretty particular about this stuff.*
**[14:14] Tsukasa**
I've finished changing.
**[14:15] Aya**
Come on in, then!
**[14:20] Nasa**
* School uniforms are really magical,*
* as far as clothing goes.*
**[14:25] Nasa**
* They manage to be cute in a way*
* that's impossible to argue against!*
**[14:28] Tsukasa**
Wh-What do you think?
**[14:29] Aya**
Wow!
**[14:30] Kaname**
You're super cute!
**[14:32] Aya**
Now, next up...
**[14:33] Kaname**
Hold this...
**[14:34] Kaname**
And say the line!
**[14:38] Tsukasa**
"I-I'm gonna be late!"
**[14:41] Aya**
So cute! You're so cute,
I think my heart's gonna stop!
**[14:44] Kaname**
Now, pretend like you ran into someone!
**[14:49] Tsukasa**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[14:50] Aya**
Now suddenly become
self-conscious about your skirt!
**[14:53] Aya**
"Eek!"
**[14:54] Aya**
"What do you think you're
looking at, you pervert?!"
**[14:57] Tsukasa**
How much more of this do I have to do?!
**[14:59] Kaname**
C'mon, it's fine!
**[15:01] Aya**
The more you do, the more
cuteness is on display!
**[15:04] Aya**
You think so too, don't you, Nasa-kun?
**[15:13] Nasa**
It's... really incredibly cute... yeah.
**[15:20] Tsukasa**
Thanks.
**[15:26] Aya**
Sorry, Tsukacchan.
**[15:28] Aya**
I wanted you to try the uniform on,
**[15:30] Aya**
so I lied about thinking you
wouldn't look good in it.
**[15:33] Tsukasa**
Wait, you did?
**[15:34] Aya**
And now that you've got it on, why not just
head straight for a date at a theme park?
**[15:39] Tsukasa**
I dunno...
**[15:40] Nasa**
That'd be a little...
**[15:42] Kaname**
What's there to be embarrassed
about after all this?
**[15:46] Aya**
That's right!
**[15:51] Nasa**
*If only we really could...*
**[16:03] Nasa**
But, man, Tsukasa-chan was really
cute in that school uniform.
**[16:08] Nasa**
* What is it about those*
* uniforms that's so exciting?*
**[16:12] Nasa**
*It's actually kind of incredible!*
**[16:14] Nasa**
* I wonder if she'd be*
* willing to wear it again...*
**[16:18] Tsukasa**
Darling, your internal
monologue is leaking again.
**[16:22] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?!
**[16:24] Tsukasa**
You said something similar the other day.
**[16:26] Nasa**
I'm sorry for all the weird requests!
**[16:28] Nasa**
I mean, it seems like I
keep making them lately...
**[16:28] Tsukasa**
It's nothing worth apologizing over...
**[16:30] Nasa**
That's no good! I really should know better!
**[16:33] Nasa**
I'm such a dummy!
**[16:33] Tsukasa**
Did I really look that good in the uniform?
**[16:36] Nasa**
O-Of course.
**[16:38] Nasa**
It was like... it hit
on an instinctual level.
**[16:41] Nasa**
Something about it really got me going.
**[16:45] Tsukasa**
I guess you have that side to you, too.
**[16:48] Nasa**
Huh?! Well, yeah...
**[16:52] Nasa**
Of course I do.
**[16:54] Nasa**
There's no point in lying, so...
**[16:56] Nasa**
The fact is, it got me going.
**[16:58] Tsukasa**
I-I see.
**[17:00] Tsukasa**
I have to admit, I'm impressed with how
manly you can be about stuff like this.
**[17:03] Nasa**
Right! Because I don't believe
in lying about my own feelings!
**[17:07] Tsukasa**
O-Okay. That's pretty
praiseworthy, to be honest.
**[17:10] Nasa**
Thank you very much!
**[17:14] Tsukasa**
In that case...
**[17:18] Tsukasa**
Sh-Should I try it on again?
**[17:21] Tsukasa**
...on again?
***SIGN*** Boom
**[17:22] Tsukasa**
...on again?
**[17:24] Nasa**
Will you?!
**[17:24] Tsukasa**
Yeah. If it'd make you that happy...
**[17:27] Nasa**
It would! Really happy! Super happy!
**[17:29] Nasa**
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy!
**[17:29] Tsukasa**
Okay... I'll go get changed.
**[17:42] Tsukasa**
I'm done changing.
**[17:44] Nasa**
Come right on in!
**[17:52] Tsukasa**
S-So, what do you think this time?
**[17:55] Nasa**
Um... well...
**[18:00] Nasa**
You're so cute, I'm speechless.
**[18:04] Tsukasa**
Th-Thanks.
**[18:07] Tsukasa**
Still, there's something really weird about
wearing a uniform when I don't go to school.
**[18:15] Tsukasa**
It feels like I'm doing something naughty.
**[18:21] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, can I touch you?
**[18:24] Tsukasa**
N-No, I think that might be a little too much...
**[18:34] Tsukasa**
Sir, this is a hands-off establishment.
**[18:39] Tsukasa**
But... if you want to take
my socks off, that'd be fine.
**[18:46] Nasa**
I-In that case...
**[18:59] Tsukasa**
I said no touching.
**[19:02] Nasa**
S-Sorry, but I just...
**[19:16] Tsukasa**
Okay, then, as punishment,
**[19:18] Tsukasa**
you have to take the other sock off.
**[19:22] Nasa**
O-Okay.
**[19:24] Nasa**
But first...
**[19:27] Nasa**
One more time.
**[19:30] Tsukasa**
Don't lick my leg...
**[19:38] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[19:41] Tsukasa**
How long are you going to be in bed?
**[19:50] Nasa**
Ts-Tsukasa-chan... That outfit...
**[19:54] Tsukasa**
You have work today, right?
**[19:56] Tsukasa**
You'd better hurry up and get ready...
**[19:59] Tsukasa**
Or you're gonna be *so* late!
**[20:03] Nasa**
You're right!
**[20:04] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[20:05] Nasa**
Yeah?
**[20:06] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[20:07] Nasa**
Huh?
**[20:08] Tsukasa**
Darling!
**[20:12] Tsukasa**
Good morning, darling.
**[20:16] Tsukasa**
You had a huge smile on your face.
**[20:19] Tsukasa**
Pleasant dreams, I take it?
**[20:20] Nasa**
Huh?! Uh, yeah!
**[20:22] Tsukasa**
Breakfast is ready.
**[20:24] Tsukasa**
You have work today, right?
**[20:29] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[20:31] Nasa**
Listen...
**[20:33] Nasa**
Next time, could you wake
me with the uniform on?
**[20:35] Tsukasa**
What?!
**[20:36] Tsukasa**
Why on earth would I do that?!
**[20:38] Nasa**
*That morning...*
**[20:39] Nasa**
Just once, please!
**[20:40] Nasa**
* I think something may have*
* awakened inside me.*
**[20:40] Tsukasa**
But why?!
**[20:42] Nasa**
I just want to see what it's like!
# E1 - All because of you
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKDJ9K/all-because-of-you)
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**[00:01] Nasa**
*On a white, snowy night,*
**[00:04] Nasa**
*my life was leaving me in a pool of red.*
**[00:08] Nasa**
Am I really going to die?
**[00:11] Tsukasa**
Probably.
**[00:12] Tsukasa**
You would've survived
if you hadn't chased me.
**[00:15] Tsukasa**
What a ridiculous waste of your life.
**[00:19] Nasa**
Still... I'm glad I went after you.
**[00:24] Nasa**
Because... I was able to marry you.
**[00:39] Nasa**
Uh... Is this...
**[00:44] Nasa**
another world?
**[00:45] Nasa**
Can't be.
**[00:51] Tsukasa**
Oh, good morning, darling.
**[00:53] Nasa**
G-Good morning, Tsukasa-chan!
**[00:58] Tsukasa**
What's wrong? You look shook.
**[01:01] Nasa**
Well, I was just surprised when
you popped up so suddenly.
**[01:07] Tsukasa**
Well, why don't we get to breakfast?
**[01:11] Nasa**
*We've been married for a while now, but...*
**[01:15] Nasa**
*I'm definitely not used to it yet.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
**[02:52] Nasa**
*My wife is extremely cute.*
**[02:58] Tsukasa**
I don't know how I feel
about that shark movie.
**[03:02] Nasa**
Really? I like the way it depicted
the family's relationship,
**[03:05] Nasa**
and the story was pretty easy to follow.
**[03:08] Tsukasa**
Oh, come on, darling!
**[03:09] Tsukasa**
I don't want familial love and ease
of comprehension from shark movies!
**[03:13] Tsukasa**
I want to wonder, "Wait,
sharks don't actually fly, right?"
**[03:18] Tsukasa**
Or, "Why would they waste budget
on a scene like this?!"
**[03:21] Tsukasa**
And, "What in the world am I watching?"
That's the good stuff!
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
Do you get me?
**[03:27] Nasa**
I-I see. That is enlightening.
**[03:31] Nasa**
* Every day is full of surprises*
* with Tsukasa-chan.*
**[03:35] Nasa**
* She saved my life on that*
* snowy night two years ago,*
**[03:39] Nasa**
* and took her leave before*
* I even knew her name.*
**[03:42] Nasa**
* We were then suddenly reunited and*
* began our married life together.*
**[03:47] Nasa**
*We turned in our marriage registration,*
**[03:48] Nasa**
*I proposed to her,*
**[03:50] Nasa**
*we bought wedding rings,*
**[03:51] Nasa**
*visited my parents,*
**[03:53] Nasa**
*had our house burn down,*
**[03:55] Nasa**
*and started living with my friends.*
**[03:57] Nasa**
*Things have been really busy.*
**[04:02] Tsukasa**
You've been working all day,
haven't you, darling?
**[04:06] Nasa**
Yeah. I wanted to get this
data turned in a little early.
**[04:12] Tsukasa**
So you're saying you don't have time to
entertain your adorable newlywed wife?
**[04:18] Nasa**
Huh?!
**[04:20] Nasa**
Are you saying you want me to pay
attention to you, Tsukasa-chan?
**[04:23] Tsukasa**
I really do!
**[04:24] Tsukasa**
Your newlywed wife was disappointed
by that movie and wants attention!
**[04:29] Nasa**
Well, it's still early... Wanna go to the movies?
**[04:34] Tsukasa**
You mean it?
**[04:36] Tsukasa**
Yeah! That sounds great! I'd love to go!
**[04:39] Tsukasa**
Is it gonna be okay, though?
**[04:40] Tsukasa**
I'm not being a nuisance, am I?
**[04:42] Nasa**
It'll be fine. I'll finish this right up.
**[04:45] Tsukasa**
Okay, in that case, I'll root for you
by your side so you can finish faster!
**[04:49] Nasa**
Th-That's okay.
**[04:52] Nasa**
It'd probably be a better idea
to go ahead and get ready.
**[04:56] Tsukasa**
Got it!
**[04:57] Nasa**
Was there a movie you
were looking forward to?
**[05:00] Nasa**
You seem really excited.
**[05:02] Nasa**
I was wondering if you've been
wanting to go for a while now.
**[05:06] Nasa**
You could've gone without me, y'know.
**[05:09] Tsukasa**
Don't be silly!
**[05:11] Tsukasa**
The fun part is getting
to go *with you*, darling.
**[05:17] Nasa**
I figured we should go to a good
theater if we were gonna go out,
**[05:21] Nasa**
and this place really is nice!
**[05:23] Tsukasa**
It sure is.
**[05:25] Tsukasa**
Let's go on in, then, darling.
**[05:27] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[05:30] Tsukasa**
Th-These are premium luxury seats!
**[05:34] Tsukasa**
Should we really be splurging like this?
**[05:36] Nasa**
Well, since we don't go out a lot...
**[05:39] Nasa**
How about it? Want to get
any drinks or popcorn?
**[05:43] Tsukasa**
That's a real gamble with
this movie, darling.
**[05:46] Nasa**
Huh?
**[05:47] Tsukasa**
It's two and a half hours long.
**[05:50] Tsukasa**
You'll be doomed if you need to use
the bathroom partway through.
**[05:52] Nasa**
G-Good point...
**[05:56] Tsukasa**
It's about to start.
**[05:58] Nasa**
* I think, in the old days, couples went*
* to the theater to hold hands, kiss,*
**[06:03] Nasa**
* and use the darkness as*
* a chance to fool around.*
**[06:07] Nasa**
* I'm not getting that impression*
* from my wife at all, though.*
**[06:13] Nasa**
* Still, it's really cute how she*
* enjoys the movie so earnestly.*
**[06:18] Nasa**
*Oh, the movie started.*
**[06:25] Nasa**
* My wife as she's thrown for a loop*
* by an unexpected plot twist.*
**[06:29] Nasa**
* My wife as she's surprised*
* by a shocking development.*
**[06:33] Nasa**
* My wife getting excited*
* as the tension ramps up.*
**[06:36] Nasa**
* My wife filled with dread at the danger*
* the heroes find themselves in.*
**[06:39] Nasa**
*And at the climax...*
**[06:42] Nasa**
* My wife unable to stop crying*
* because she's so moved.*
**[06:45] Nasa**
*Wow, she really is enjoying this movie.*
**[06:50] Nasa**
*We should come again.*
**[06:53] Kaname**
A date at the movies, huh?
**[06:55] Kaname**
You two really seem to enjoy life. Nice.
***SIGN*** Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
**[06:57] Nasa**
Wait, how do you know about that?
**[06:59] Kaname**
Tsukassan mentioned it when she was working.
**[07:02] Kaname**
Said she had a great time!
**[07:04] Nasa**
I see. That's good to know.
**[07:06] Kaname**
I'm thrilled you two are
enjoying newlywed life.
**[07:10] Kaname**
But that said... are you two
not going to have a wedding?
**[07:17] Nasa**
Good question. I don't think
we've even talked about it.
**[07:21] Kaname**
Your parents didn't ask about it?
**[07:23] Nasa**
Nope. It's never even come up.
**[07:25] Kaname**
What about Tsukassan's family?
**[07:28] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan's?
**[07:30] Nasa**
I'm not sure. I *think* they're glad for her...
**[07:34] Nasa**
But if it was an actual wedding, I'm not sure.
**[07:39] Nasa**
Well, there are a lot of couples
who don't bother anymore.
**[07:43] Nasa**
Would you want one if you got married?
**[07:46] Kaname**
Well, if it's an option.
**[07:50] Kaname**
I'd want a super fancy one,
with a gondola and fireworks!
***SIGN*** Husband
**[07:56] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[07:58] Kaname**
You might want to ask her about it, though.
**[08:02] Kaname**
Weddings are basically for the
sake of the bride, anyway.
**[08:05] Kaname**
Besides, I'm sure you want to see it...
**[08:09] Kaname**
The sight of your beautiful
wife in a wedding dress.
**[08:17] Nasa**
She's right. I *would* like to see that.
**[08:22] Tsukasa**
A wedding?
**[08:24] Nasa**
Yeah. Kaname-chan mentioned it today.
**[08:29] Tsukasa**
This chopped burdock you
made is delicious, darling.
**[08:33] Nasa**
Really? Thanks.
**[08:36] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, do you want to have a wedding?
**[08:39] Tsukasa**
Well, let me think...
**[08:42] Tsukasa**
A wedding, huh?
**[08:45] Tsukasa**
Not at all, no.
**[08:48] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[08:50] Tsukasa**
I mean, a wedding means a gathering
of dozens of friends and relatives.
**[08:55] Tsukasa**
And a reception includes stuff like
cutting the cake and speeches...
**[08:59] Tsukasa**
To top it off, you have to kiss
in front of a bunch of people.
**[09:03] Tsukasa**
Plus, having to wear something
as fancy as a wedding dress...
**[09:09] Tsukasa**
That'd be...
**[09:11] Tsukasa**
j-just plain embarrassing.
**[09:15] Nasa**
I see! That does really
sound like a good idea!
**[09:18] Tsukasa**
Were you even listening to me?
**[09:20] Nasa**
Yes! I would like to see you wearing
a super fancy wedding dress!
**[09:24] Tsukasa**
Okay, but see, I was trying
to say that'd be embarrassing!
**[09:28] Nasa**
Well, they say there's
no time like the present.
**[09:34] Nasa**
Let's see if we can have a
wedding somewhere next week!
**[09:40] Tsukasa**
Excuse me?
**[09:42] Nasa**
Huh? Did I do something wrong?
**[09:45] Tsukasa**
That's like a line out of
an isekai story, darling.
**[09:51] Tsukasa**
Oh, I get what this is.
**[09:57] Tsukasa**
Thank you for the meal.
**[09:59] Nasa**
Th-Thank you for the meal...
**[10:05] Tsukasa**
I have to say, your kung fu is weak, darling.
**[10:09] Nasa**
Wh-What do you mean?
**[10:13] Tsukasa**
I'm saying you have no idea what
a wedding ceremony involves.
**[10:17] Nasa**
I don't?
**[10:18] Tsukasa**
You don't!
**[10:20] Tsukasa**
Let's start with question one:
**[10:22] Tsukasa**
How do you arrange a wedding ceremony?
**[10:24] Tsukasa**
You're a clever one, darling,
**[10:26] Tsukasa**
so let's have you act out your answer.
**[10:29] Tsukasa**
Three, two, one, action.
**[10:32] Nasa**
Huh?! Act it out?!
**[10:34] Nasa**
Well, uh... First, you call the venue, and then...
**[10:38] Nasa**
Hello, is this the venue?
**[10:40] Nasa**
Um, I'd like to have a wedding.
**[10:43] Nasa**
What days are available?
**[10:46] Nasa**
Oh, I see. So Friday is available?
**[10:50] Nasa**
I'd like a reservation for two on Friday night...
**[10:52] Kaname**
You think this is going out for drinks?!
**[10:55] Nasa**
Kaname-chan?
**[10:56] Kaname**
What do you think a wedding is?!
**[10:58] Kaname**
You ain't gonna get a gondola *or*
fireworks with a single phone call!
**[11:01] Nasa**
Huh?!
**[11:02] Tsukasa**
What gondola?
**[11:04] Kaname**
Sorry for barging in.
**[11:06] Kaname**
One of the neighbors gave us a watermelon,
so I thought I'd share.
**[11:09] Tsukasa**
Thanks for that.
**[11:15] Tsukasa**
This is really good watermelon.
**[11:18] Kaname**
Sure is.
**[11:20] Tsukasa**
Anyway, Kaname, it seems my darling has
no idea how much of a trial a wedding is.
**[11:27] Kaname**
Sure seems like it.
**[11:29] Nasa**
I-It's a trial?!
**[11:31] Kaname**
Just for example, how much
do you think a wedding costs?
**[11:36] Nasa**
Good question... On the cheap side,
probably around 150,000 or 160,000 yen?
**[11:44] Tsukasa**
That's just *wrong*.
**[11:45] Kaname**
He's got a severe case of "ignorance
of things I don't care about."
**[11:49] Nasa**
What, am I wrong?
**[11:51] Kaname**
Well, for starters, Senpai...
**[11:54] Kaname**
Here's the minimum estimate for a wedding at
a certain kingdom that's considered magical.
**[12:01] Nasa**
S-Seven million yen?!
**[12:05] Kaname**
And there's the reality check.
**[12:08] Tsukasa**
Looks like it.
**[12:10] Nasa**
But... seven million?!
You could buy a car for that!
**[12:14] Kaname**
Yep, you sure could.
**[12:16] Tsukasa**
If you get far enough from the city,
you could even buy a house for that.
**[12:21] Nasa**
Seriously?
**[12:23] Nasa**
I always thought a wedding was, like...
**[12:26] Nasa**
You promise to love each
other in front of a priest,
**[12:29] Nasa**
your wife cries a little bit while
reading a letter from her parents,
**[12:34] Nasa**
and you basically wrap it up in one day.
**[12:38] Nasa**
Is it actually a whole process that involves
a bunch of traveling over an entire year?
**[12:44] Kaname**
You're not a band, and it's not a tour!
**[12:46] Tsukasa**
Why would you need to travel all over?
**[12:48] Nasa**
I just can't imagine why it'd
cost this much otherwise!
**[12:54] Nasa**
I-I see... So that's it.
**[12:59] Nasa**
No wonder everyone cries so emotionally.
**[13:02] Kaname**
They sure do.
**[13:05] Kaname**
It'd be kind of a waste of money not to.
**[13:17] Charlotte**
Very, very nice! Keep it up, Chitose-chan!
**[13:20] Chitose**
Fight back a bit more during
this next round, Charlotte!
**[13:24] Chitose**
Aurora, how long have we been going?
**[13:26] Aurora**
Five minutes.
**[13:27] Chitose**
I can't stop wondering.
**[13:29] Chitose**
What are those two going
to do about a wedding?
**[13:33] Aurora**
Those two?
**[13:36] Aurora**
You mean Conan-kun and Amuro-san?!
**[13:39] Chitose**
Not them!
**[13:41] Chitose**
I mean Nee-sama and that
husband of hers! Them!
**[13:46] Charlotte**
That really is a good question!
**[13:53] Charlotte**
Come on!
**[13:54] Aurora**
Don't young folks these days
worry less about formalities?
**[13:54] Chitose**
Easy!
**[14:00] Charlotte**
And Tsukasa-chan gets embarrassed easily!
**[14:02] Charlotte**
In my homeland,
weddings usually have 200 guests,
**[14:07] Charlotte**
and over 1,000 isn't unheard of!
**[14:10] Charlotte**
That'd be rough if you're easily embarrassed.
**[14:12] Chitose**
How does anyone even know that many people?!
**[14:16] Aurora**
With a number like that, there's bound
to be a few strangers in there.
**[14:21] Charlotte**
It's mostly...
**[14:23] Charlotte**
complete strangers!
**[14:25] Chitose**
Why so casual?!
**[14:37] Aurora**
Still, it's not like the
families have met yet, either.
**[14:42] Aurora**
A wedding might be a good
way to arrange that.
**[14:45] Aurora**
Here.
**[14:47] Charlotte**
Would you go if you were
invited, Chitose-chan?
**[14:50] Chitose**
I mean... of course I would.
**[14:53] Charlotte**
Wow, really?
**[14:55] Aurora**
If you go, you can't try to ruin it.
**[14:58] Chitose**
I'd do no such thing!
**[15:01] Chitose**
I might be annoyed about her being married...
**[15:04] Chitose**
But I'd like Grandmother to see
Nee-sama in a wedding dress.
**[15:10] Charlotte**
For Tokiko-sama...
**[15:13] Aurora**
Now that you mention it... yeah.
**[15:18] [SONG] Sign**
We're closed for today
***SIGN*** See you tomorrow!
**[15:28] Nasa**
Seven million is on the pricey side,
**[15:30] Nasa**
but even the average is still
in the 3-4 million range.
**[15:33] Nasa**
I had no idea weddings were so expensive.
**[15:37] Nasa**
It's practically an event of a lifetime...
**[15:40] Nasa**
But what's this "betrothal money"?
***SIGN*** Expenses Outside of the Ceremony
***SIGN*** Introductory Lunch Meeting
***SIGN*** 60,000 yen
***SIGN*** Engagement Party (Venue) 180,000 yen
***SIGN*** Betrothal Money
***SIGN*** 1,000,000 yen
**[15:44] Nasa**
It's another million outside
of the cost of the ceremony.
**[15:48] Aya**
Betrothal money is—
**[15:50] Nasa**
Whoa, you scared me!
**[15:52] Nasa**
A-Aya-san?
**[15:54] Nasa**
You were here all along?
**[15:56] Nasa**
What are you doing here, actually?
**[15:58] Nasa**
Well, the thing is,
**[16:00] Nasa**
I was playing video games in the living room
all day before Kaname-chan got mad at me,
**[16:07] Nasa**
so I lied about going to clean the baths,
and have been gaming in here!
**[16:11] Tsukasa**
That's just gonna make her madder!
**[16:13] Aya**
Putting that aside,
betrothal money is something that
**[16:17] Aya**
one side presents to the other,
along with the engagement gifts,
**[16:22] Aya**
to help prepare for the wedding.
**[16:26] Aya**
As smart as you are, you really don't know
much about this sort of thing, do you?
**[16:30] Nasa**
I guess that's true.
**[16:32] Nasa**
I didn't even know how expensive weddings
were until Kaname-chan taught me about it.
**[16:40] Aya**
Well, they're expensive, and they
can take an entire year to arrange.
**[16:45] Nasa**
What?! Wait, that can't be right, can it?
**[16:47] Nasa**
I mean, people get married
every day at Omotesando...
**[16:51] Aya**
And every one of those couples has been
planning for that day a year in advance!
**[16:57] Nasa**
What?!
**[16:58] Nasa**
B-But a whole year? What exactly
takes that long to arrange?!
**[17:03] Aya**
That is a very valid question.
**[17:10] Aya**
The mystery only seems to grow.
**[17:13] Nasa**
I... I guess it does.
**[17:16] Tsukasa**
Well, for one thing, if you're
inviting friends and coworkers,
**[17:20] Tsukasa**
you need to send out invitations, right?
**[17:22] Tsukasa**
And that needs to be two or
three months in advance.
**[17:25] Tsukasa**
Then there's confirming RSVPs,
seating arrangements...
**[17:29] Tsukasa**
Say your parents live out in the country.
**[17:31] Tsukasa**
You can't exactly go, "We're getting
married! Come by tomorrow!"
**[17:36] Tsukasa**
Everything needs to be arranged.
So no matter what...
**[17:41] Tsukasa**
It ends up taking time.
**[17:44] Tsukasa**
Care for some fruit milk, darling?
**[17:47] Nasa**
Sure, thanks.
**[17:50] Aya**
An indirect smooch!
**[17:52] Tsukasa**
Then there's choosing the menu,
the table decorations,
**[17:57] Tsukasa**
getting an emcee, selecting the party favors...
**[18:00] Tsukasa**
Just a ton of things to do.
**[18:03] Tsukasa**
Which is why, personally, I'm not
interested in investing all that effort.
**[18:07] Aya**
That's not right!
**[18:10] Aya**
You won't know if it's worth
the effort until you try!
**[18:14] Aya**
I'm sure Nasa-kun wants to see
Tsukacchan in a wedding dress!
**[18:18] Aya**
He wants to see it and get excited over it!
**[18:19] Tsukasa**
What do you mean by "excited"?!
**[18:21] Tsukasa**
And do you realize the kind of price
tag we're talking about here?!
**[18:26] Nasa**
Still, though...
**[18:27] Nasa**
Three or four million isn't exactly out
of reach, with a bit of dedication.
**[18:32] Tsukasa**
Darling, that kind of
dedication is unnecessary!
**[18:34] Tsukasa**
That's not where you need
to dedicate anything!
**[18:36] Aya**
Very well! Let's buy an issue of *Zexy*!
**[18:40] Nasa**
*Zexy*? The wedding magazine they
sell at convenience stores?
**[18:44] Aya**
Precisely!
**[18:45] Aya**
The first step toward a
wedding is buying *Zexy*!
**[18:48] Aya**
And that's why the two of you will
buy and read *Zexy* together!
**[18:51] Aya**
Never read it myself, but there's
bound to be helpful info in there!
**[18:58] Tsukasa**
I-I guess we're going to the
convenience store, then.
**[19:02] Tsukasa**
We needed milk for tomorrow, anyway.
**[19:05] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[19:09] Nasa**
Will this work for milk?
***SIGN*** Tasty
Milk
**[19:11] Tsukasa**
Yeah. But we're out of butter,
too, so we'll also need that.
**[19:16] Nasa**
That just leaves *Zexy*. *Zexy*...
**[19:21] Tsukasa**
Darling!
**[19:22] Tsukasa**
I'm feeling like ice cream.
***SIGN*** Chocolate
***SIGN*** Big Monaka
***SIGN*** Crispity Crunchety!!
**[19:24] Tsukasa**
You want to split this?
**[19:27] Nasa**
Sounds good.
**[19:29] Nasa**
So, ice cream and a copy of *Zexy*...
**[19:31] Nasa**
It's heavy!
**[19:33] Nasa**
I never picked one up before,
so I didn't realize it was so thick!
**[19:36] Tsukasa**
It's like a phone book.
***SIGN*** Zexy Capital Region Edition
Our special feature addressing your pre-wedding jitters♥
Top 100 Venues in the Capital Region
What you need for your wedding preparations
Your one source for before, during, and after your wedding!
Special Mega-Issue!!
**[19:38] Nasa**
It comes with extras,
and it's still only 300 yen!
**[19:40] Tsukasa**
That's quite a bargain.
**[19:43] Nasa**
"Top 100 Venues in the Capital Region"?
**[19:46] Nasa**
There are that many just around Tokyo?
**[19:49] Tsukasa**
There's something embarrassing
about buying it together, though.
**[19:53] Nasa**
Why?
**[19:55] Tsukasa**
I mean, come on...
**[19:57] Tsukasa**
It's a magazine that a couple thinking about
getting married would probably buy, so...
**[20:03] Tsukasa**
How do I put this? It gives
off real happiness vibes.
**[20:07] Nasa**
I-I guess it does.
**[20:10] Tsukasa**
Right?
**[20:14] Tsukasa**
Man, I got so self-conscious,
I was bright red at the register.
**[20:20] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[20:22] Nasa**
Well, to cool down, how about some ice cream?
**[20:25] Tsukasa**
Appreciate it.
**[20:30] Tsukasa**
Here you go, darling.
**[20:31] Nasa**
Thanks.
***SIGN*** Surveying an Actual Wedding Ceremony
What to Be Careful About!!
**[20:34] Nasa**
Y'know, reading this...
**[20:37] Nasa**
There really is a ton of stuff to
decide on before a wedding ceremony.
**[20:42] Tsukasa**
Right?
**[20:43] Tsukasa**
There are a lot of couples who
even get into fights about it.
**[20:47] Tsukasa**
I read about it in *Spirits*!
**[20:49] Nasa**
*In* Spirits*?! She got this info from manga?!*
**[20:52] Tsukasa**
Granted, you're enough of a sweetheart
that I doubt we'd get into a fight.
**[20:58] Tsukasa**
But I like things how they are
right now. All... lovey-dovey.
**[21:03] Nasa**
What'd you say, Tsukasa-chan?
**[21:07] Tsukasa**
I don't think I'm gonna tell you.
**[21:10] Tsukasa**
I just think that, instead of overcoming
the nightmare of arranging a ceremony,
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
we should go to the movies, eat together,
**[21:19] Tsukasa**
go to the convenience store,
share some ice cream...
**[21:23] Tsukasa**
The way things are now is
peaceful, and that's a relief.
**[21:28] Nasa**
I see.
**[21:30] Nasa**
So we shouldn't think about a
wedding ceremony right now?
**[21:34] Tsukasa**
We shouldn't! It's too soon for us.
**[21:38] Tsukasa**
Someday, when the time comes
for us to be truly blessed...
**[21:42] Tsukasa**
That'll be the chance
**[21:47] Tsukasa**
for the two of us to take our
time and really think it over.
**[21:51] Tsukasa**
Our wedding, that is.
**[21:54] Tsukasa**
We only just got married, after all.
**[21:59] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[22:01] Nasa**
You're right.
**[22:05] Tsukasa**
Today was really nice.
**[22:08] Nasa**
I'm glad we went to the movies together.
**[22:12] Nasa**
You smell so nice, Tsukasa-chan.
**[22:15] Tsukasa**
Come on, your breath tickles.
**[22:19] Nasa**
But, y'know,
**[22:21] Nasa**
I really would like to see
you in a wedding dress.
**[22:28] Tsukasa**
Then maybe in private...
I'll show it to only you.
**[22:33] Nasa**
Really?
**[22:35] Tsukasa**
Yeah.
**[22:36] Nasa**
Then that'll be our private wedding ceremony.
**[22:42] Nasa**
Do you promise to honor and love Yuzaki Nasa?
**[22:47] Tsukasa**
Yes, I do.
**[22:50] Tsukasa**
Yuzaki Nasa, do you—
**[22:52] Nasa**
Yes, I do!
**[22:53] Tsukasa**
C'mon, darling, let me finish!
**[23:00] Nasa**
And now, I may kiss the bride.
**[23:08] Nasa**
*My wife is always so incredible.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Nasa**
The other day, someone in town
asked me, "Are you happy right now?"
**[23:29] Tsukasa**
Oh, yeah, that does happen sometimes.
**[23:31] Nasa**
And I replied right away!
**[23:32] Nasa**
"Yes, I am!"
**[23:33] Nasa**
"A meteor could hit
**[23:34] Nasa**
or aliens could invade,
**[23:35] Nasa**
but I'd still be the happiest
man in the universe!"
**[23:37] Tsukasa**
You're unstoppable, huh, darling?
# E2 - On the Subject of Happiness
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0D17N/on-the-subject-of-happiness)
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**[00:02] Hot-Blooded Teacher**
*Can you guys solve this formula?!*
**[00:04] Hot-Blooded Teacher**
* You'll never make it into*
* Harvard if you can't!*
**[00:05] Nasa**
That's not the right equation.
**[00:07] Nasa**
I think it was copied from a model problem,
but they left out a line.
**[00:12] Tsukasa**
I'm impressed you even noticed.
**[00:15] Tsukasa**
I bet you gave your teachers a
hard time in school, didn't you?
**[00:19] Nasa**
Aw, come on. I did not.
**[00:26] Nasa**
Wait, now that I think about it...
**[00:29] Nasa**
Maybe I did?
**[00:30] Tsukasa**
I knew it.
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 2 On the Subject of Happiness
***SIGN*** 1st
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**[02:05] Naoko**
Looks like my class's average in the
mock exams has dropped again...
**[02:09] Naoko**
Actually, no.
**[02:11] Naoko**
*These are typical grades for this school.*
**[02:16] Naoko**
* But the student who was single-handedly*
* raising the curve a lot has gone...*
**[02:20] Teacher A**
Yanagi-sensei?
**[02:21] Teacher A**
About the report for the PTA
that I asked you to do...
**[02:24] Naoko**
Oh, uh...
**[02:26] Naoko**
Sorry! I'll have it finished today!
**[02:29] Naoko**
*Being a teacher means having no breaks.*
**[02:33] Naoko**
*Your daily classes, your lesson plans,*
**[02:35] Naoko**
* overseeing club activities,*
* excursions, the PTA...*
**[02:38] Naoko**
* And if a student causes a problem,*
* you need to be available 24/7 to respond.*
**[02:42] Naoko**
*It's not even a high-paying job, either.*
**[02:46] Naoko**
*But I'm still working hard today for my—*
**[02:48] Taniguchi**
Yanagi-sensei?
**[02:51] Taniguchi**
Would you like to go to an
amusement park with me?
**[02:54] Naoko**
Huh?
**[02:55] Taniguchi**
I mean, I just happened
to get two tickets, so...
**[02:59] Taniguchi**
If you don't mind, I'd—
**[03:00] Naoko**
What are you talking about, Taniguchi-sensei?
**[03:03] Naoko**
I don't have the time!
**[03:05] Taniguchi**
B-But don't you think it's important
to relax now and then?
**[03:08] Naoko**
Don't be ridiculous. Of course not.
**[03:14] Naoko**
* Unbelievable. How can he think about that*
* sort of thing when he's a teacher, too?*
**[03:23] Nasa**
Huh? Yanagi-sensei?
**[03:25] Nasa**
It *is* you!
**[03:28] Naoko**
Oh! Yuzaki-kun!
**[03:30] Nasa**
Yep! It's been a while.
**[03:33] Naoko**
It really has! Have you been doing well?
**[03:35] Nasa**
Yes, thank you for asking.
**[03:37] Naoko**
I heard you had a pretty rough time.
**[03:40] Naoko**
You were hospitalized and ended
up not going to high school.
**[03:43] Nasa**
Well, it's definitely been a busy time...
**[03:45] Naoko**
Busy?
**[03:50] Naoko**
Yuzaki-kun, there's, uh, something
on your left ring finger.
**[03:53] Nasa**
Oh, the ring?
**[03:55] Nasa**
Yeah, I actually got married.
**[03:59] Nasa**
*Married... Married... Married... Married...*
**[04:03] Naoko**
*D-Don't tell me, Yuzaki-kun...*
**[04:05] Naoko**
* You became a delinquent after being unable*
* to enroll and got snared by a bad girl?!*
**[04:09] Nasa**
And let me tell you—
**[04:10] Naoko**
Yuzaki-kun!
**[04:12] Naoko**
It's time for a house call!
**[04:14] Nasa**
Huh? But I already gradu—
**[04:15] Naoko**
It's a background check!
**[04:17] Naoko**
Take me to your house right now!
**[04:21] Tsukasa**
Who might she be, darling?
**[04:24] Nasa**
Er, well...
**[04:26] Nasa**
I think I mentioned her before...
**[04:28] Naoko**
*So this is Yuzaki-kun's wife?*
**[04:33] Naoko**
Man, what the heck? She's really cute!
**[04:36] Nasa**
Huh?
**[04:37] Naoko**
You married someone this gorgeous?
**[04:39] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[04:42] Nasa**
This is my homeroom teacher
from middle school.
**[04:45] Naoko**
My name is Yanagi Naoko.
**[04:47] Tsukasa**
Oh, you're a teacher.
**[04:52] Tsukasa**
I apologize for not saying
this earlier, Yanagi-sensei.
**[04:55] Tsukasa**
I'm Nasa's wife, Yuzaki Tsukasa.
**[04:57] Naoko**
Oh, right! It's a pleasure to meet you.
***SIGN*** Fidget
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**[05:03] Nasa**
* Her introducing herself as my*
* wife has got me flustered.*
**[05:06] Naoko**
She seems really nice!
Nothing like I imagined.
**[05:10] Nasa**
Wait, what did you imagine?!
**[05:13] Naoko**
*Hang on, I can't let my guard down yet.*
**[05:15] Naoko**
*She might have some kind of horrible secret.*
**[05:23] Tsukasa**
Would you like to join us for dinner?
**[05:26] Naoko**
N-No, I couldn't!
**[05:27] Naoko**
Barging into a former student's house,
and then being treated—
**[05:31] Naoko**
Delicious!
**[05:33] Naoko**
What is this? Do you eat delicious
meals like this every day, Yuzaki-kun?
**[05:38] Nasa**
Well, yes.
**[05:40] Tsukasa**
Please, help yourself.
**[05:41] Naoko**
Really?!
**[05:44] Naoko**
* I can't remember the last*
* time I had a meal this good!*
**[05:47] Naoko**
* It's been nothing but convenience store*
* food and instant noodles lately...*
**[05:53] Naoko**
* H-Hang on, Naoko! Don't let*
* her suck you in so easily!*
**[05:57] Naoko**
*Even if she's a great chef,*
**[05:59] Naoko**
* for someone to get married so young...*
* There has to be some issue!*
**[06:03] Nasa**
This burdock root is fantastic!
**[06:05] Tsukasa**
Right? I thought you might like it.
**[06:09] Nasa**
Yeah! Everything you make
is so good, Tsukasa-chan!
**[06:13] Tsukasa**
Isn't it, though?
**[06:15] Nasa**
Look at you, master chef!
**[06:22] Naoko**
*I get it now...*
**[06:24] Naoko**
*You can taste the depths of her love.*
**[06:31] Naoko**
Yuzaki-kun, what are you
going to do in the future?
**[06:33] Nasa**
Huh?
**[06:34] Naoko**
I mean, think about it.
**[06:35] Naoko**
Most married people get a corporate job,
**[06:38] Naoko**
or get a high school
certification and go to college.
**[06:41] Nasa**
I'm honestly not thinking
about it too much right now.
**[06:46] Nasa**
It's true that I could
probably get into college,
**[06:49] Nasa**
and if I take on more work,
I'd probably make more money...
**[06:52] Nasa**
But right now my priority is spending as
much time as possible with Tsukasa-chan.
**[06:57] Naoko**
Don't you get anxious
thinking about your future?
**[07:01] Nasa**
Well, you can never predict the future.
**[07:03] Nasa**
Which is why I think it's
important to enjoy the present.
**[07:08] Nasa**
I'm sure my future self
will figure something out.
**[07:13] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, let me help you.
**[07:14] Tsukasa**
Thank you, darling.
**[07:18] Naoko**
*Enjoy the present...*
**[07:21] Naoko**
Thank you for the meal.
**[07:23] Naoko**
I'll see you around, Yuzaki-kun.
**[07:25] Nasa**
Sure. Thanks for coming by today.
**[07:28] Tsukasa**
Have a safe walk home, Sensei.
**[07:30] Naoko**
Right. Thanks again!
**[07:38] Naoko**
*I see...*
**[07:39] Naoko**
*Life is supposed to be about being happy.*
**[07:45] Naoko**
* Every day spent just running*
* around being anxious*
**[07:49] Naoko**
*is another day of that life gone forever.*
***SIGN*** Taniguchi-sensei
**[08:03] Naoko**
Hello? This is Yanagi. I was wondering...
**[08:07] Naoko**
Did you still want to go
to that amusement park?
**[08:11] Naoko**
Thank goodness.
**[08:13] Naoko**
Then let's go together.
**[08:16] Naoko**
Work? It'll be okay.
**[08:18] Naoko**
My future self will figure something out.
**[08:23] Sign**
Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
**[08:23] Sign**
Women
**[08:23] Sign**
Men
**[08:23] Kaname**
You're really looking the part of
a bathhouse clerk lately, Tsukassan.
**[08:28] Tsukasa**
You think so? As long as
I'm being helpful, I'm glad.
**[08:33] Tsukasa**
Welcome to...
**[08:34] Tsukasa**
the... bathhouse?
**[08:38] Kaname**
Okay, he looks scary.
**[08:40] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah, I guess.
**[08:45] Ginga**
There a Yuzaki who lives here?
**[08:49] Tsukasa**
That'd be me.
**[08:51] Tsukasa**
What do you want?
**[08:53] Ginga**
I'm looking for a dude called
Yuzaki Nasa, not *you*.
**[08:58] Ginga**
He's here, right?
**[09:00] Ginga**
Real smart guy. You write his name like
"starry sky," but say it like "Nasa."
**[09:04] Kaname**
*What does the yakuza want with Senpai?!*
**[09:06] Tsukasa**
Too bad.
**[09:09] Kaname**
*Wha?!*
**[09:10] Tsukasa**
I've got nothing to tell some
punk kid who's got no manners.
**[09:14] Tsukasa**
This is a bathhouse. If you're
not going in, then leave.
**[09:17] Ginga**
Say what?!
**[09:18] Kaname**
Wh-Wh-Whoa there, Tsukassan!
**[09:21] Kaname**
Aren't you scared? He might be
one of those ya-*youknowwhats*!
**[09:25] Tsukasa**
What if he is?
**[09:27] Tsukasa**
I have no reason to fear this twerp.
**[09:31] Kaname**
* Tsukassan's one of those people who*
* never backs down from stuff like this!*
**[09:35] Tsukasa**
So what's it gonna be? Either take a
bath or get out. Make up your mind.
**[09:38] Ginga**
Y-You little...
**[09:41] Ginga**
How much does it cost, then, punk?!
**[09:43] Tsukasa**
It's 500 yen to enter!
**[09:44] Tsukasa**
Another 1,000 if you wanna use the sauna!
**[09:46] Tsukasa**
You can get a towel set for 1,300!
**[09:48] Tsukasa**
And students get a
100-yen discount, you punk!
**[09:50] Ginga**
Gimme the towel set, then.
For one high school student, please!
**[09:52] Tsukasa**
Thank you very much! You can get your
ticket at the machine over there!
***SIGN*** Bathhouse Ticket
***SIGN*** Bathhouse Ticket
**[09:58] Ginga**
Who the hell are you supposed to be?
**[10:01] Tsuksa**
I should be asking you that.
**[10:03] Tsuksa**
If you mean any harm to my husband,
you're gonna suffer for it.
**[10:08] Nasa**
Oh!
**[10:09] Nasa**
It's Ginga-kun! Good to see you again.
**[10:13] Ginga**
Big Bro Nasa!
**[10:15] Ginga**
It's been a while, sir.
**[10:17] Kaname**
G-Ginga-kun?
**[10:21] Kaname**
Senpai, is this guy a relative of yours?
**[10:25] Nasa**
Yep. This is Ginga-kun, my cousin.
**[10:27] Nasa**
How'd you guess?
***SIGN*** Nasa
***SIGN*** (Starry Sky)
***SIGN*** Ginga
***SIGN*** (Galaxy)
**[10:30] Kaname**
The name helped, I'd say.
**[10:33] Tsukasa**
He's your cousin, darling?
**[10:36] Nasa**
Yep! Onimaru Ginga-kun.
**[10:38] Nasa**
He's 17 years old and in high school.
**[10:40] Ginga**
Bro, I gotta ask, who's this lady?
**[10:44] Nasa**
Oh, I didn't introduce you yet!
**[10:47] Nasa**
See, I got married.
**[10:49] Nasa**
This is my wife, Tsukasa-chan.
**[10:51] Ginga**
Y-Your wife?!
**[10:54] Nasa**
Yep.
**[10:55] Ginga**
Bro... When did you climb the
stairway to adulthood?
**[10:59] Nasa**
Whoa! Ginga-kun?!
**[11:01] Nasa**
Ginga-kun!
**[11:04] Ginga**
I'm so sorry!
**[11:06] Ginga**
I had no idea my bro was
married, and I acted real rude!
**[11:10] Nasa**
I'm sorry, too. I really
should've told you already.
**[11:14] Tsukasa**
Darling, he's not in the yakuza, is he?
**[11:17] Nasa**
Aw, come on! Ginga-kun's a
normal high school student.
**[11:22] Nasa**
He does a lot of extracurricular activities.
He's even the student council president.
**[11:27] Ginga**
Yes, sir. I'm running my own crew.
**[11:30] Kaname**
You're *sure* he's a high school student?
**[11:33] Ginga**
Big Bro Nasa here's had my
back since I was a runt.
**[11:38] Ginga**
I've basically been chasing
him my whole life.
**[11:42] Ginga**
The other day, we had a
beef with another squad,
**[11:44] Ginga**
and he gave me some advice
on how to squash it.
**[11:48] Nasa**
Oh, when I helped you win your athletic meet
***SIGN*** Athletic Meet
**[11:50] Nasa**
by teaching you about
Clausewitz's theory of war?
**[11:52] Tsukasa**
So when he says "another squad,"
he means a different school?
**[11:55] Ginga**
He gave me some advice on
how to survive a raid, too.
**[11:59] Nasa**
Right, that was how to handle pop quizzes.
**[12:03] Kaname**
So, "surviving" in academic terms?
**[12:05] Ginga**
Bro's advice has got our earnings up, too,
**[12:10] Ginga**
which has made the boss happy.
**[12:12] Kaname**
The... boss?
**[12:13] Tsukasa**
Maybe he means the principal?
**[12:16] Ginga**
But before I get down to it...
**[12:18] Ginga**
I gotta ask you something, Bro.
**[12:22] Nasa**
What's that?
**[12:24] Ginga**
I know it ain't exactly cool to ask, but...
**[12:28] Ginga**
Wh-Why'd you get married?
**[12:32] Nasa**
Why? Well,
**[12:36] Nasa**
because I love her, I'd say.
**[12:37] Tsukasa**
Seriously, don't say that stuff
in front of other people!
**[12:41] Ginga**
In that case...
**[12:42] Ginga**
C-Can you, like, kiss her?
**[12:47] Ginga**
How am I supposed to buy that
it's true love otherwise?!
**[12:50] Ginga**
If it's for real, you could kiss
her in front of me, right?!
**[12:54] Tsukasa**
What the heck are you talking about, man?!
**[12:56] Ginga**
It's a big deal!
**[12:59] Ginga**
If you're his wife,
you're practically a sister to me!
**[13:02] Ginga**
That means I'm ready to put
my life on the line for you!
**[13:05] Ginga**
And I ain't gonna do that
unless this is the real deal!
**[13:08] Kaname**
Gin-san's right!
**[13:09] Kaname**
How am I supposed to believe your love's for
real when I never hear any moaning at night?!
**[13:14] Kaname**
So you may kiss the bride!
**[13:15] Tsukasa**
Are you two stupid or something?!
**[13:17] Tsukasa**
Darling, say something!
**[13:20] Nasa**
I don't mind.
**[13:22] Nasa**
I have absolutely no doubts about
my love for you, Tsukasa-chan.
**[13:26] Nasa**
So I don't mind letting them see us kiss.
**[13:28] Tsukasa**
Well, maybe you should?!
**[13:31] Nasa**
But if you're too embarrassed...
**[13:34] Nasa**
Then I want to respect that.
**[13:42] Tsukasa**
F-Fine... then.
**[13:52] Ginga**
I-I get it already!
**[13:55] Ginga**
I can tell you two really love each other.
**[13:59] Ginga**
So that's enough.
**[14:01] Nasa**
Huh? Really?
**[14:03] Ginga**
Yeah. It's plenty.
**[14:06] Ginga**
Besides, I don't really wanna
see something so... scandalous.
**[14:12] Tsukasa**
It was your idea in the first place!
**[14:14] Kaname**
Why'd you stop it at the good part?!
You weenie yakuza!
**[14:18] Ginga**
Sis, please! Calm down! I'm begging you!
**[14:23] Nasa**
So what actually brought
you by today, Ginga-kun?
**[14:26] Ginga**
I actually need your
brains for something, Bro.
**[14:31] Tsukasa**
This had better not involve bank fraud.
**[14:34] Nasa**
Come on.
**[14:35] Ginga**
First, I've got something you need to see.
**[14:38] Ginga**
Hey!
***SIGN*** ° They're all high school students
**[14:40] Student A**
All right, boys! Handle it carefully,
or you're dead!
**[14:43] Students B&C**
Yes, sir!
**[14:46] Students B&C**
Pardon us!
**[14:48] Ginga**
This is what I need your
help with, Big Bro Nasa.
**[14:55] Tsukasa**
Isn't that...
**[14:57] Kaname**
It's one of those things used
for carrying another thing.
**[15:02] Kaname**
It really is a cat! You took in a cat?!
**[15:05] Ginga**
Yeah. One of my boys found him collapsed
this morning. Seems to have lost his mom.
**[15:11] Tsukasa**
Wait, why'd you bring him here?!
**[15:13] Ginga**
Well, it's kinda our fault, but...
**[15:18] Ginga**
At first we figured we could just
feed it, then drop it back off,
**[15:22] Ginga**
but it seems like if you abandon
a cat after taking it in,
**[15:25] Ginga**
you're in violation of animal welfare laws.
***SIGN*** ° In certain cases, yes
**[15:29] Ginga**
It ain't like we can turn to the cops,
**[15:33] Ginga**
so we been looking for an owner,
trying to find out if he's lost.
**[15:36] Ginga**
The whole crew's been freaking
out since we picked him up.
**[15:40] Tsukasa**
Well, you're a real
precious bunch, aren't you?!
**[15:42] Ginga**
Which is why I figured
I should turn to you, Bro.
**[15:47] Ginga**
I remembered you took real good
care of a cat back in the day.
**[15:52] Tsukasa**
Is that right?
**[15:53] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[15:54] Nasa**
But I have to say, Ginga-kun...
**[15:57] Nasa**
You took that kitten in, and then came here?
**[16:01] Nasa**
The first stop you should've
made was the vet.
**[16:04] Ginga**
Yes, sir!
**[16:04] Ginga**
All right, people, bring the car around!
**[16:07] Students**
Yes, sir!
**[16:11] Vet**
Oh, you took in a kitten?
***SIGN*** Dadakri Animal Hospital
***SIGN*** Tokyo Veterinary Center
**[16:14] Nasa**
Yes. We'd like to check
for viruses and parasites,
**[16:16] Nasa**
get flea and tick treatment,
and have him groomed after the checkup.
**[16:22] Nasa**
And if they're available,
the FVRCP immunizations!
**[16:26] Vet**
Oh, sure thing. You know your stuff.
**[16:28] Vet**
We'll be holding on to him
for about two hours, then.
**[16:31] Vet**
So, what's his name?
**[16:34] Nasa**
Uh, I wouldn't really know...
**[16:37] Tsukasa**
We haven't even seen him yet.
**[16:39] Vet**
I'll let him out for a bit, then.
**[16:50] Tsukasa**
*That is weirdly menacing.*
**[16:53] Vet**
Well, he's certainly lively!
**[16:56] Nasa**
Uh, he's really gnawing on you there!
**[16:58] Vet**
It's quite all right.
So, what should I call him?
**[17:02] Nasa**
Wh-What do you think?
**[17:04] Tsukasa**
Let's see...
**[17:08] Tsukasa**
His back is brown
with a white square on it...
**[17:11] Tsukasa**
Let's go with Toast.
**[17:13] Nasa**
Huh? T-Toast?
**[17:15] Tsukasa**
Yeah! It's cute, right?
**[17:21] Nasa**
* Well, at least his name*
* should be cute, I guess.*
**[17:26] Tsukasa**
So what are we going to do with him?
**[17:28] Nasa**
Well, even if we look for
someone to adopt him,
**[17:31] Nasa**
we'll have to look after him
for the time being, at least.
**[17:34] Nasa**
I'd feel uneasy about letting
Ginga-kun and his friends handle it...
**[17:37] Nasa**
And a proper checkup means holding on
to him for at least two or three months.
**[17:42] Tsukasa**
If we can't find anyone to
adopt Toast, should we do it?
**[17:52] Nasa**
To be honest, I'm not feeling
too confident about that.
**[17:56] Tsukasa**
I hear you.
**[17:57] Ginga**
Bro! How's the kid doing?!
**[18:01] Nasa**
Oh, he seems good.
**[18:03] Ginga**
That's a big relief. Hate to
see a sick kid, y'know?
**[18:08] Nasa**
We'll look after him for the time being,
so we're about to go shopping.
**[18:12] Ginga**
For real?! That's a huge relief!
**[18:15] Ginga**
In that case, we can grab the stuff for you.
**[18:17] Ginga**
My boys can get all the white powder
and pieces you might need.
***SIGN*** White Powder
***SIGN*** Powdered Milk
***SIGN*** Pieces
***SIGN*** Toys
**[18:22] Nasa**
Let's word things differently, okay?
**[18:24] Ginga**
Lemme just have them go and grab it.
**[18:27] Nasa**
It's not that simple, Ginga-kun.
**[18:30] Nasa**
You need to make sure the kitty
litter is safe to ingest.
***SIGN*** Synthetic Base
**[18:33] Nasa**
And watch out for stuff
with a synthetic base.
***SIGN*** Synthetic Base
**[18:36] Nasa**
Even the natural stuff can have
antimicrobials, deodorizers,
***SIGN*** Antimicrobials
***SIGN*** Deodorizers
***SIGN*** Synthetically-Produced Mixtures
**[18:39] Nasa**
and other synthetic stuff
mixed in, which is a no-go.
***SIGN*** Antimicrobials
***SIGN*** Deodorizers
***SIGN*** Synthetically-Produced Mixtures
**[18:42] Nasa**
For food, make sure it's a kind
that's safe for people to eat.
**[18:46] Nasa**
Nothing labeled "oatmeal" that's
made out of mystery ingredients.
**[18:49] Nasa**
And a lot of the cheaper stuff uses
grains that are hard for cats to digest,
**[18:53] Nasa**
so let's avoid those and—
**[18:53] Ginga**
Slow down a sec!
**[18:55] Nasa**
Anyway, making sure a pet stays healthy
**[18:57] Nasa**
requires a fair amount of knowledge, effort,
and resources. Good luck with the search.
**[19:03] Ginga**
Got it!
**[19:05] Tsukasa**
You know a lot about cats, darling.
**[19:08] Nasa**
Well, people can manage their own health,
**[19:11] Nasa**
but pets don't have that option.
**[19:14] Nasa**
Their health is their owner's responsibility,
and it's a serious one.
**[19:19] Tsukasa**
Any pet you take care
of is bound to be happy.
**[19:23] Nasa**
Y-You think so?
**[19:25] Vet**
Sorry about the wait.
***SIGN*** Dadakri Animal Hospital
***SIGN*** Tokyo Veterinary Center
**[19:27] Vet**
There didn't seem to be any problems.
**[19:31] Nasa**
That's a relief. Was he a handful?
**[19:34] Vet**
Nope, he settled down a lot
after having some food.
**[19:37] Tsukasa**
Good for you, Toast.
**[19:40] Tsukasa**
Seems like you're healthy!
**[19:42] Tsukasa**
Aw, stop that.
**[19:44] Nasa**
* I realized that when you add cute*
* to cute, the result is double cute.*
**[19:50] Nasa**
Okay, let's head home.
**[19:51] Nasa**
You're part of the family now, Toast.
**[19:56] Nasa**
Why?!
**[20:13] Nasa**
What's wrong?
**[20:18] Nasa**
*Is he asking to be fed?*
**[20:22] Nasa**
*Ugh, it's still the middle of the night.*
**[20:24] Nasa**
*Is it just me...*
**[20:27] Nasa**
* or have I been marked as the*
* one it's okay to wake up?*
**[20:36] Nasa**
*Wow, he's really scarfing it down.*
**[20:43] Nasa**
* Oh, and now that he's got a full stomach,*
* he's lost interest in me.*
**[20:54] Nasa**
* Huh? Is it me, or is this a huge*
* difference in treatment?*
**[20:59] Tsukasa**
That must've been rough, waking
up in the middle of the night.
**[21:01] Tsukasa**
But I think that means
he trusts you, darling.
**[21:05] Nasa**
Is that it?
**[21:07] Tsukasa**
Of course.
**[21:08] Tsukasa**
He's just like me in that sense,
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
which is why he'll turn to you
for attention from time to time.
**[21:14] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you want attention from me?
**[21:17] Tsukasa**
Of course.
**[21:21] Tsukasa**
You think I'd sleep so defenselessly
around someone I didn't trust?
**[21:29] Tsukasa**
But I have to say...
**[21:31] Tsukasa**
Cats are really cute.
**[21:33] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[21:36] Nasa**
But you are, too, Tsukasa-chan.
**[21:42] Tsukasa**
Then... between me and Toast, who's cuter?
**[21:46] Nasa**
Well, uh...
**[21:50] Tsukasa**
Well what?
**[21:58] Nasa**
How long have you been there, Kaname-chan?!
**[22:01] Kaname**
Since around the time you were
getting into the newlywed routine.
**[22:03] Tsukasa**
I-It's not what you think it is!
**[22:10] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, look! Toast is eating.
**[22:14] Tsukasa**
Hey, you're right. He's so cute.
**[22:19] Nasa**
H-He really is...
**[22:21] Tsukasa**
That's right.
**[22:23] Nasa**
*Since she just got out of the bath,*
**[22:25] Nasa**
*she smells really amazing up close.*
**[22:31] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[22:34] Tsukasa**
Oh, is that why you called me over?
**[22:36] Nasa**
N-No, I mean...
**[22:38] Nasa**
You said you wanted attention
from me this afternoon, so...
**[22:43] Nasa**
I was wondering how...
**[22:45] Nasa**
exactly... you wanted attention, so...
**[22:49] Tsukasa**
I will admit it...
**[22:51] Tsukasa**
I've been wanting more attention lately.
***SIGN*** Stare
***SIGN*** Stare
**[23:07] Nasa**
U-Uh, Toast?
**[23:09] Tsukasa**
C-Could you turn away for a sec?
**[23:14] Nasa**
Wait, no...
**[23:15] Tsukasa**
I'll give you a treat later, okay?
**[23:18] Nasa**
C-Come on, seriously...
**[23:20] Tsukasa**
Just five seconds. We'll be
done in five seconds, okay?
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Chitose**
Next up is "That Time I Reincarnated
in a Dreamy Magical Kingdom."
**[23:29] Aurora**
I hear you can go these days
without needing to reincarnate first.
**[23:31] Aurora**
And it's right near the city.
**[23:33] Charlotte**
You know what that means! Let's go!
**[23:35] Chitose**
Just you wait! I'll see right through
their stupid lovey-dovey magic!
# E3 - Before the Fireworks Go Out
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN0VJ5/before-the-fireworks-go-out)
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***SIGN*** Muffy Resort
Perfect Guidebook
***SIGN*** Muffy Resort
Perfect Guidebook
**[00:06] (Flashback) Ginga**
This is for taking care of the kid,
and your wedding present.
**[00:10] (Flashback) Ginga**
I'd be honored if you'd accept.
**[00:16] (Flashback) Nasa**
Oh, wow!
**[00:17] (Flashback) Nasa**
Couples' tickets to that theme park in Maihama!
**[00:20] (Flashback) Ginga**
Yes, sir. I figured young lovers
oughta have a good time, y'know?
**[00:24] (Flashback) Nasa**
This is great! Thanks, Ginga-kun!
**[00:26] (Flashback) Ginga**
You two enjoy yourselves.
**[00:31] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, is this your first
time going to the Dream Kingdom?
**[00:34] Tsukasa**
Do you think I'd be this
excited if it wasn't?
**[00:37] Nasa**
Good point.
**[00:39] Tsukasa**
They even say there's a superstition
about a spell being cast on you...
**[00:42] Tsukasa**
Sounds about right.
**[00:44] Tsukasa**
Now that you mention it,
have you been there before?
**[00:47] Nasa**
Yep. Twice, when I was little.
**[00:49] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[00:50] Tsukasa**
In that case...
**[00:52] Tsukasa**
You must know all the tips and tricks!
**[00:55] Tsukasa**
Let's get to bed early so
we'll be ready for tomorrow.
**[00:59] Tsukasa**
We're not gonna win tomorrow
without a strategy gui—
**[01:02] Nasa**
*That was fast! She's already out!*
**[01:05] Nasa**
*She's really looking forward to it, huh?*
**[01:07] Nasa**
* I'm actually getting nervous about*
* how high her anticipation is.*
**[01:12] Nasa**
*I'm counting on you, Dream Kingdom!*
**[01:13] Nasa**
* You somehow have to surpass my*
* wife's overflowing hype levels!*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 3 Before the Fireworks Go Out
**[02:53] Nasa**
* But the skies were clear*
* when we left the house...*
**[02:56] Nasa**
I-I guess it started raining, Tsukasa-chan.
**[02:59] Tsukasa**
Sure did!
**[03:00] Tsukasa**
Since we don't have time to buy
umbrellas, let's rush to the entrance!
**[03:05] Tsukasa**
Come on! It's almost opening time!
We better get going!
**[03:10] Cast Member**
Okay, folks, have a good time!
***SIGN*** Muffy Ride On
**[03:15] Tsukasa**
Wow!
**[03:17] Tsukasa**
So this is what it's like...
**[03:19] Tsukasa**
There's cute stuff every way you turn!
**[03:22] Tsukasa**
How do you even know where to start?
**[03:24] Nasa**
Let's start with getting passes
for the most popular attractions,
**[03:28] Nasa**
and then see what we'll be able
to ride in the meantime.
**[03:31] Tsukasa**
Those are the priority passes, right?
**[03:34] Tsukasa**
We'll definitely need those!
**[03:36] Tsukasa**
Let's get to it!
**[03:37] Nasa**
But first...
**[03:43] Tsukasa**
Of course! Raincoats!
**[03:45] Tsukasa**
These are gonna come in handy!
**[03:48] Nasa**
*I only bought them so we'd keep dry, but...*
**[03:50] Nasa**
*My wife is super cute in a raincoat!*
**[03:57] Nasa**
I guess rain can be nice sometimes!
**[04:01] Chitose**
I keep asking, but...
**[04:03] Chitose**
Why did we have to come here in the rain?
**[04:06] Charlotte**
Now, now. I'm pretty sure we're gonna
get a glimpse of something fun.
**[04:14] Chitose**
Oh, hell no!
**[04:16] Chitose**
What are those two doing having a date at
an amusement park, being all lovey-dovey?!
**[04:20] Aurora**
I mean, they're married.
**[04:22] Aurora**
A lovey-dovey date at an amusement
park seems par for the course.
**[04:26] Aurora**
Which is why, today...
**[04:28] Aurora**
We're here to see how those two
flirt here, at an amusement park,
**[04:32] Aurora**
for the historical record!
**[04:34] Chitose**
How is that historically significant?!
**[04:36] Charlotte**
But first...
**[04:38] Charlotte**
I got our passes, so let's head to
Big Thunder Fujiyama right now!
**[04:42] Aurora**
Well-played, Charlotte!
**[04:44] Chitose**
I thought we were following them?
**[04:46] Aurora**
Yeah, but don't you wanna
hit the rides first?
**[04:56] Tsukasa**
I wanna check that out!
**[04:58] Nasa**
What?
***SIGN*** Kerenagure Mansion
**[05:00] Nasa**
Oh, Kerenagure Mansion.
**[05:02] Nasa**
Okay, let's check it out.
**[05:11] Tsukasa**
The atmosphere in here is really something.
**[05:13] Nasa**
Sure is.
**[05:17] Tsukasa**
Look, darling! Get a load of that thing!
**[05:19] Nasa**
It's pretty impressive.
**[05:21] Nasa**
*I see. This kind of detailed production*
**[05:25] Nasa**
* must be pretty striking*
* when it's your first time.*
**[05:28] Tsukasa**
Looks like we get in these!
**[05:31] Nasa**
* Still, this attraction's*
* been around for a long time.*
**[05:35] Nasa**
* I'm not sure if it'll really*
* impress Tsukasa-chan.*
**[05:39] Nasa**
* I'm counting on you, Dream Kingdom!*
* Show off your potential!*
**[05:49] Nasa**
*Look at that!*
**[05:51] Nasa**
*Seems like a good reaction!*
**[05:54] Nasa**
How'd you like your first
visit to that attraction?
**[05:58] Nasa**
Looks like you enjoyed it. I'm glad.
**[06:01] Tsukasa**
This place really is amazing!
**[06:03] Tsukasa**
We've got to make sure
to clear the entire park!
**[06:05] Nasa**
Okay, then, next is...
**[06:08] Nasa**
This one! Space Sagittarius Tours!
**[06:10] Tsukasa**
Oh, the one based on the
popular movie series?
**[06:17] Tsukasa**
Wow, they did a good job of
reproducing the look of the films.
**[06:22] Nasa**
You can tell?
**[06:23] Tsukasa**
There's the android from Episode III.
**[06:26] Tsukasa**
That's the space ship from Episode V.
**[06:30] Nasa**
You really know a lot about this stuff, huh?
**[06:34] Tsukasa**
It's common knowledge, dear.
**[06:44] Nasa**
*This really is cool!*
**[06:46] Nasa**
*Keep it up, Dream Kingdom!*
**[06:48] Nasa**
*I bet Tsukasa-chan is loving this!*
**[06:54] Nasa**
That was really amazing, huh, Tsukasa-chan?
**[06:57] Nasa**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[06:59] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[07:01] Tsukasa**
I wanna go on that one again.
**[07:04] Tsukasa**
But if we do, it'll eat into our
time for riding other stuff...
**[07:10] Naoko**
The crowd's light today because of the rain.
**[07:12] Naoko**
You'll get a chance again later.
**[07:16] Nasa**
Yanagi-sensei! What brings you here?
**[07:19] Naoko**
Oh, come on. Everyone goes to theme parks.
**[07:22] Naoko**
I took a cue from you two and
decided I could use a break.
**[07:27] Nasa**
I see! So, are you here with your boyfriend?
**[07:31] Naoko**
Well... no...
**[07:33] Naoko**
I'm actually with here with
another teacher from work.
**[07:37] Naoko**
I've never gone to one of
these places with a boyfriend.
**[07:40] Naoko**
In fact, I've never had a boyfriend.
**[07:43] Nasa**
I'm really sorry.
**[07:45] Naoko**
Oh, but the coworker who
came with me is a man!
**[07:49] Naoko**
So maybe, from a distance,
we look like we're together?
**[07:52] Nasa**
I-I bet you do! You're bound
to look like a couple!
**[07:55] Tsukasa**
Where is the other teacher
you came with, though?
**[07:58] Naoko**
I think he's getting a pass for one
of the more popular attractions.
**[08:04] Naoko**
This is actually my first time here,
and I don't really get how it works.
**[08:09] Naoko**
He said he won the tickets
to the park, too, I think.
**[08:16] Tsukasa**
*Would you really invite a coworker*
**[08:18] Tsukasa**
* you're not interested in with tickets*
* you just happened to win?*
**[08:21] Tsukasa**
*No! The answer is no, I say!*
**[08:23] Tsukasa**
* The idea that he was able to stumble*
* into tickets so conveniently*
**[08:26] Tsukasa**
*is already out of the question!*
**[08:28] Naoko**
But considering how nice this place is,
**[08:31] Naoko**
I bet it'd be wonderful
to come here on a date.
**[08:35] Tsukasa**
Is that a possibility with
this coworker of yours?
**[08:40] Naoko**
Oh, no way! I'm so boring,
**[08:44] Naoko**
there's no way he'd be interested!
**[08:47] Naoko**
His name is Taniguchi-sensei,
**[08:50] Naoko**
and he's pretty sweet,
always inviting me to movies and such,
**[08:53] Naoko**
because he knows I don't get out much.
**[08:56] Tsukasa**
* A rom-com! This situation is*
* directly out of a rom-com!*
**[09:00] Tsukasa**
* Taniguchi-sensei is the protagonist,*
* and Yanagi-sensei the love interest!*
**[09:04] Tsukasa**
* It's a romantic comedy about*
* the efforts of Taniguchi-sensei*
**[09:08] Tsukasa**
*to romance the super-oblivious Yanagi-sensei!*
**[09:11] Tsukasa**
*Which means we need to get out of here fast!*
**[09:14] Tsukasa**
* If Taniguchi-sensei comes back,*
* the date he arranged at a theme park*
**[09:18] Tsukasa**
* could end up falling apart due to*
* the appearance of acquaintances!*
**[09:22] Tsukasa**
*It's clear to me what needs to be done.*
**[09:26] Tsukasa**
* Evacuate! We clear out at full speed,*
* with no regard for manners or shame!*
**[09:30] Tsukasa**
Oh, darling! Isn't it time for
that ride we got a pass for?
**[09:34] Nasa**
Huh? No, not ye—
**[09:36] Tsukasa**
But we better line up right away,
before the seats are all full!
**[09:39] Tsukasa**
Gotta hurry!
**[09:41] Tsukasa**
Well, Sensei, we'll see you around!
**[09:44] Naoko**
Okay! Let's all have a good time!
**[09:48] Tsukasa**
That was a really close one, darling.
**[09:51] Tsukasa**
We almost ended up torpedoing
Taniguchi-sensei's plan.
**[09:56] Nasa**
Wait, what do you mean?
**[09:58] Tsukasa**
I mean that he probably
didn't win those tickets!
**[10:03] Nasa**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What makes you say that?
**[10:05] Tsukasa**
He had to act like he did in
order to invite Yanagi-sensei.
**[10:09] Tsukasa**
As smart as you are, darling, you're really
clueless about this sort of thing.
**[10:15] Tsukasa**
There's only one reason a guy would
ask a girl to an amusement park.
**[10:20] Tsukasa**
I'm saying Taniguchi-sensei
likes Yanagi-sensei.
**[10:26] Nasa**
Really?!
**[10:27] Tsukasa**
That's right! And having acquaintances around
would put a damper on a romantic mood, right?
**[10:31] Nasa**
Oh, yeah...
**[10:33] Nasa**
But from the way Yanagi-sensei
was talking about it,
**[10:36] Nasa**
I don't think she has any clue at all.
**[10:39] Tsukasa**
I don't think she does.
Which is why I'm betting...
**[10:43] Tsukasa**
Taniguchi-sensei is playing for keeps.
**[10:46] Tsukasa**
It's a do-or-die challenge,
like entering the World Cup.
**[10:50] Tsukasa**
But putting that aside,
**[10:52] Tsukasa**
we should head to our next attraction.
**[10:55] Nasa**
Sure.
**[10:59] Nasa**
This one is next!
**[11:00] Tsukasa**
How do I even describe this?
**[11:02] Tsukasa**
They really went for it with this one!
**[11:03] Nasa**
Yeah. They're definitely not being shy.
**[11:07] Nasa**
Hey, Tsukasa-chan, there's Yanagi-sensei.
**[11:11] Nasa**
Looking at them like this, I bet
anyone could tell he's interested.
**[11:14] Tsukasa**
It's basically written all over his face.
**[11:17] Tsukasa**
He made the right move inviting her,
**[11:19] Tsukasa**
but unless he earns enough
points with this outing,
**[11:22] Tsukasa**
she's just gonna think he's a "nice guy."
**[11:26] Nasa**
Now, what's his play?
**[11:27] Tsukasa**
How will Taniguchi make his approach?
**[11:33] Nasa**
And he reaches out!
**[11:34] Tsukasa**
Can Taniguchi pull this off?!
**[11:41] Nasa**
No goal!
**[11:42] Tsukasa**
He's really feeling that
indecision right now!
**[11:47] Nasa**
Th-This is a pretty tense conflict.
**[11:51] Tsukasa**
It's really frustrating, actually!
**[11:53] Tsukasa**
There's no way he'll be able to earn points
from Yanagi-sensei if he's being so timid!
**[11:59] Nasa**
You're right about that.
**[12:00] Nasa**
He might have a fatal mental weakness.
**[12:04] Nasa**
And Yanagi-sensei does seem kind
of dense about this sort of thing.
**[12:08] Tsukasa**
I guess she's the same type as you, darling.
**[12:11] Nasa**
Aw, come on! I think I'm pretty perceptive.
**[12:17] Tsukasa**
Still, with how dense she is, it might
end up having the reverse effect.
**[12:22] Tsukasa**
This attraction is a dark,
slightly scarier one...
**[12:26] Naoko**
Th-This is pretty exciting, huh?
**[12:29] Taniguchi**
Y-Yeah, I think so.
**[12:31] Naoko**
Um, Taniguchi-sensei...
**[12:33] Naoko**
I, um... scare pretty easily, so...
**[12:39] Naoko**
Is it okay if we hold hands
until the ride's over?
**[12:45] Nasa**
Goal!
**[12:46] Tsukasa**
Taniguchi ends up giving up a goal instead!
**[12:54] Nasa**
That really was one heck of a goal.
**[12:57] Tsukasa**
She landed it clean, too.
**[13:00] Tsukasa**
You think he has any chance
of turning this around?
**[13:02] Nasa**
I'm not really sure.
**[13:05] Nasa**
But there's still eating out, seeing the
lights, the parade, and the fireworks show.
**[13:10] Nasa**
So he'll have more chances to rack up points!
**[13:13] Tsukasa**
Wait, there's all that stuff, too?
That sounds awesome!
**[13:28] Tsukasa**
Taniguchi-sensei really
isn't getting anywhere.
**[13:32] Nasa**
If he likes her, he should just tell her.
**[13:35] Tsukasa**
I'm sure even teachers don't have
the answers when it comes to love.
**[13:42] Taniguchi**
*Should I tell her now? Or is it too early?*
**[13:46] Taniguchi**
*Do I need a more romantic atmosphere first?!*
**[13:49] Taniguchi**
*Somebody, please, tell me!*
**[13:52] Naoko**
Why did you invite me today, anyway?
**[13:56] Taniguchi**
Uh, well, er, I...
**[13:59] Taniguchi**
* This is bad! I didn't think she'd*
* give me an opening like this!*
**[14:03] Taniguchi**
*Wait, but maybe it's my chance!*
**[14:06] Taniguchi**
* I can use a good old-fashioned,*
* "Well, obviously because I like you, Sensei!"*
**[14:11] Taniguchi**
*Okay!*
**[14:12] Taniguchi**
W-Well, it's because...
**[14:14] Girl**
Hey, why did you invite me today?
**[14:16] Guy**
W-Well... the reason is...
**[14:19] Guy**
Because I like you, obviously!
**[14:22] Taniguchi**
* What are you doing, kid?! In front*
* of all these people?! Seriously?!*
**[14:25] Girl**
Oh, I'm so glad! Then you want to go out?
**[14:27] Guy**
Yeah, of course!
**[14:28] Taniguchi**
*You stupid, crazy idiot!*
**[14:30] Taniguchi**
* Don't you realize there are tons of*
* people in your situation in this park?!*
**[14:35] Taniguchi**
*And Yanagi-sensei is paying close attention!*
**[14:37] Girl**
Wait, so that stuff about winning
the tickets wasn't true, was it?
**[14:41] Taniguchi**
*Please! Please stop, I'm begging you!*
**[14:44] Taniguchi**
*You're ruining my plan!*
**[14:46] Guy**
Well, yeah, of course!
**[14:48] Guy**
I said that because I wanted
to invite you on a date.
**[14:51] Taniguchi**
*And I am done.*
**[14:54] Yanagi**
Did you hear all that, Taniguchi-sensei?
**[14:56] Taniguchi**
Y-Yeah.
**[14:58] Taniguchi**
I guess not many people actually
win tickets like you did, huh?
**[15:05] Taniguchi**
*Thank... goodness?*
**[15:06] Taniguchi**
*I guess she didn't catch on!*
**[15:09] Taniguchi**
* Wait, if she didn't figure*
* it out after all that...*
**[15:12] Taniguchi**
* It means she has absolutely no*
* romantic interest in me, right?*
**[15:15] Taniguchi**
*That seems like despairingly bad odds.*
**[15:18] Taniguchi**
* How do I even broach the*
* subject of romance now?*
**[15:23] Naoko**
Oh, look, Taniguchi-sensei.
**[15:25] Naoko**
What's that crowd in
front of the clock tower?
**[15:31] Taniguchi**
Oh, I think it's a wedding.
**[15:34] Naoko**
A w-wedding?
**[15:36] Naoko**
People get married at theme parks?
**[15:39] Taniguchi**
They do. It costs a whole
lot of money, though.
**[15:43] Naoko**
But it's pouring today...
And her dress is soaked.
**[15:48] Taniguchi**
Yeah, but it's not like they can call it off.
**[15:53] Taniguchi**
*I bet they were hoping for better weather.*
**[15:55] Taniguchi**
*They're starting their new life together.*
**[15:58] Taniguchi**
*Still, he's doing better than I am right now.*
**[16:02] Taniguchi**
They look happy.
**[16:05] Taniguchi**
I mean, look at them.
**[16:07] Taniguchi**
They just got married, and they've
already been put through a test like this,
**[16:12] Taniguchi**
but see how they're smiling?
**[16:15] Taniguchi**
A couple that can get through
something like this while smiling
**[16:18] Taniguchi**
is probably going to be okay,
no matter what happens.
**[16:22] Taniguchi**
* Meanwhile, here I am,*
* not even at the starting line.*
**[16:25] Taniguchi**
*No! I can't give up yet!*
**[16:28] Taniguchi**
*I need to try to reach Yanagi-sensei!*
**[16:30] Taniguchi**
S-Since it's almost time for lunch,
**[16:34] Taniguchi**
why don't we head into
one of the restaurants?
**[16:38] Naoko**
Sure, I'd love to!
**[16:43] Tsukasa**
What are we getting on next?
**[16:45] Nasa**
Why don't we grab lunch first?
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
Good point. Hunger can be a
detriment to fun, after all.
**[16:52] Nasa**
Yep.
**[16:58] Aurora**
The sweets hunt and jungle
picnic were both great!
**[17:03] Charlotte**
Aren't theme parks just
the best, Chitose-chan?
**[17:06] Chitose**
Yeah!
**[17:08] Chitose**
Oh, I forgot!
**[17:10] Aurora**
It looks like they were flirting just fine,
even if we weren't around to see it all.
**[17:17] Chitose**
After them!
**[17:18] Charlotte**
Hang on, Chitose-chan!
**[17:21] Tsukasa**
Oh, wow, a buffet!
**[17:25] Nasa**
Grab anything you'd like.
**[17:28] Tsukasa**
Since we're here, how about a game, darling?
**[17:32] Nasa**
A game?
**[17:32] Tsukasa**
Yeah. Instead of picking out your own food,
**[17:35] Tsukasa**
we pick out the food we think the
other will like, and then exchange.
**[17:40] Nasa**
I get it! That does sound like fun.
**[17:42] Tsukasa**
I know exactly what foods you like, after all.
**[17:46] Nasa**
I'm not gonna lose, though!
**[17:48] Aurora**
Even at the buffet...
**[17:50] Charlotte**
There's a whole spectrum
of flirting out there, huh?
**[17:53] Aurora**
That does seem like fun, though.
Let's go in and try it ourselves!
**[17:57] Charlotte**
I'm in!
**[17:59] Chitose**
They're bound to notice us if we do!
**[18:01] Chitose**
And then they'll get super mad!
**[18:05] Aurora**
Not a problem! Now we've
got the perfect disguises.
**[18:08] Charlotte**
Not at all suspicious, right?
**[18:10] Chitose**
I don't think I've seen anything
more suspicious, you dummy!
**[18:12] Aurora**
Aw, don't sweat it.
**[18:13] Charlotte**
Put this on, Chitose-chan!
**[18:16] Chitose**
Hey!
**[18:16] Chitose**
How am I supposed to eat in this thing?!
**[18:21] Aurora**
What kind of fool gets curry at a buffet?
**[18:25] Charlotte**
Fried shrimp, huh?
**[18:28] Aurora**
Okay, that is way too much sausage!
**[18:31] Charlotte**
Oh, no, he put the cakes
next to the curry...
**[18:37] Aurora**
Oh, man, she's gonna be so mad.
**[18:40] Charlotte**
Definitely.
**[18:42] Chitose**
Serves him right! Not that I can see.
**[18:46] Tsukasa**
How'd it go, darling?
**[18:49] Tsukasa**
What's wrong, darling?
**[18:51] Nasa**
Um, well, I, er...
**[18:54] Nasa**
I think I'm gonna take another look!
**[18:57] Tsukasa**
It's okay. I won't get mad,
no matter what you picked.
**[19:01] Nasa**
Y-Yeah, but...
**[19:03] Tsukasa**
Even if the cakes are
brushing against the curry,
**[19:06] Tsukasa**
and the plating is total chaos,
I'll still enjoy it.
**[19:09] Nasa**
How did you know?!
**[19:11] Tsukasa**
Like I said, I know exactly
what you're like, darling.
**[19:15] Aurora**
I see! Yet another way of flirting, then!
**[19:19] Charlotte**
This is so educational!
**[19:20] Chitose**
It is not!
**[19:29] Muffy**
Hi! I'm Muffy!
**[19:32] Little Girl**
Yay! I love Muffy!
**[19:32] Tsukasa**
You can hug him and get a picture of it?!
**[19:34] Nasa**
Yeah, you sure can!
**[19:38] Aurora**
I bet he wants to hug her instead.
**[19:41] Charlotte**
I bet he wants to do a lot more than that.
**[19:44] Chitose**
Quit being pervs at the theme park!
**[19:48] Tsukasa**
Muffy!
**[19:49] Muffy**
Thanks for coming today! Ha-ha!
**[19:52] Tsukasa**
Wow! You're even fluffier than I imagined!
**[19:55] Muffy**
I'm the fluffiest fella in the world! Ha-ha!
**[19:59] Tsukasa**
So cute!
**[20:02] Nasa**
Let's take a picture to remember this! Ha-ha!
**[20:05] Nasa**
*Seeing Tsukasa-chan so excited...*
**[20:07] Nasa**
* It's a side of her I don't*
* usually see. That's so cute.*
**[20:11] Nasa**
*I'm glad we came here.*
**[20:13] Aurora**
I guess Tsukasa-san likes
stuff like that, too.
**[20:17] Charlotte**
It is cute, after all.
**[20:19] Charlotte**
Do you wanna take a picture
too, Chitose-chan?
**[20:24] Chitose**
Y-Yeah.
**[20:27] Chitose**
So fluffy!
**[20:29] Chitose**
So cute!
**[20:31] Aurora**
Must be rough being a tsundere.
**[20:33] Charlotte**
Right?
**[20:35] Tsukasa**
The sky has completely cleared up.
**[20:37] Nasa**
The parade and fireworks come next.
**[20:40] Tsukasa**
Really? That sounds great!
**[20:43] Nasa**
There's Yanagi-sensei and Taniguchi-sensei!
**[20:46] Tsukasa**
The vibe seems different now.
**[20:48] Tsukasa**
Who knows...
**[20:50] Tsukasa**
Maybe the magic is working on them!
**[20:53] Nasa**
Do you think Taniguchi-sensei
told her how he feels?
***SIGN*** ° Not yet.
***SIGN*** He's being a huge wimp.
**[20:59] Taniguchi**
* Things should be going in*
* a positive direction.*
**[21:01] Taniguchi**
* And after today's events,*
* I'm sure about something!*
**[21:04] Taniguchi**
*I really like her!*
**[21:06] Taniguchi**
* I don't want to let anyone*
* else have Yanagi-sensei!*
**[21:08] Taniguchi**
* Which is why I need to tell her how*
* I feel, so we can start dating!*
**[21:15] Naoko**
Thanks for inviting me out
today, Taniguchi-sensei.
**[21:19] Taniguchi**
Oh, r-right.
**[21:20] Naoko**
I had a lot of fun with you!
**[21:25] Taniguchi**
*I love her!*
**[21:34] Naoko**
It's so beautiful.
**[21:39] Taniguchi**
Yanagi-sensei...
**[21:41] Taniguchi**
I had a great time today with you, too.
**[21:46] Naoko**
Really?
**[21:48] Naoko**
You wanna get married, then?
**[21:51] Taniguchi**
What... did you just say?
**[21:54] Naoko**
Well, I mean...
**[21:59] Naoko**
Er, sorry! I know that was sudden!
**[22:01] Naoko**
It's just, y'know...
**[22:03] Naoko**
Um, well...
**[22:05] Naoko**
I felt really comfortable today.
**[22:08] Naoko**
Like being with you all the time
makes sense, or makes me feel at ease...
**[22:13] Naoko**
So I was thinking, with someone like that...
**[22:16] Naoko**
Life would be really nice.
**[22:29] Taniguchi**
I feel the same way.
**[22:35] Taniguchi**
I like you, Yanagi-sensei.
**[22:43] Tsukasa**
Now that's magical.
**[22:51] Aurora**
Things are looking good, huh?
**[22:53] Charlotte**
Really! They get along so well.
**[22:57] Chitose**
We're going home.
**[22:58] Charlotte**
You don't want to say hi?
**[23:01] Chitose**
We had our fun already.
**[23:03] Chitose**
I don't see the need for anything else.
**[23:07] Aurora**
I guess even a professional wet blanket
knows when to respect the mood.
**[23:10] Chitose**
What did you just call me?!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Kaname**
I think Japanese people need to
be more casual about kissing!
**[23:28] Nasa**
Well, it's a pretty subjective issue...
**[23:30] Kaname**
Good morning kisses! Goodbye kisses!
**[23:32] Kaname**
Kisses for a job well done! And...
**[23:34] Kaname**
"Sorry, I really want to finish this quest
today, so go to bed before me" kisses!
**[23:38] Nasa**
Now that's a practical one!
# E4 - Spots to Kiss
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV13G5/spots-to-kiss)
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**[00:00] Nasa**
*My name is Yuzaki Nasa.*
**[00:03] Nasa**
*My wife's name is Tsukasa.*
**[00:05] Nasa**
*On a night when the moon was shining bright,*
**[00:07] Nasa**
*a certain girl saved my life.*
**[00:10] Nasa**
* And that really cute girl would one day be*
* the wife with whom I would share a future!*
**[00:16] Nasa**
* I fell in love at first sight, and proposed*
* to her the same day we met.*
**[00:20] Nasa**
* And trusting how earnest I seemed*
* to be, she one day returned to me.*
**[00:26] Nasa**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting,*
**[00:29] Nasa**
* and ended up together with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 4 Spots to Kiss
**[02:06] Tsukasa**
*My husband is a man you can rely on.*
**[02:09] Tsukasa**
* He's not physically imposing,*
* nor all that strong.*
**[02:13] Tsukasa**
*And yet...*
**[02:15] Kaname**
Senpai!
**[02:18] Nasa**
What's wrong?
**[02:19] Kaname**
I was hoping you could help me.
**[02:21] Kaname**
You think you can fix this thing?
**[02:25] Nasa**
A vacuum, huh?
**[02:27] Kaname**
It suddenly won't turn on anymore.
**[02:31] Nasa**
As long as it's not critically damaged,
I should be able to.
**[02:37] Kaname**
What exactly would count as
"critical damage," anyway?
**[02:40] Nasa**
Well, if the LSI or any integrated
circuits are broken,
**[02:43] Nasa**
the odds of fixing it are pretty bad.
**[02:47] Nasa**
But that stuff usually doesn't break.
**[02:50] Kaname**
I see...
**[02:52] Nasa**
I'd say 80-90% of the time, it's a
problem with the electrical systems.
**[02:55] Nasa**
Usually either some soldering came
loose or a cord's been broken...
**[02:59] Nasa**
Maybe even some parts rusting. Most of
the time, it's something like that.
**[03:04] Tsukasa**
Here you go.
**[03:05] Kaname**
Oh, thank you.
**[03:09] Nasa**
This means the solder point here is loose...
**[03:13] Nasa**
So we fill it in a little.
**[03:20] Nasa**
There you go. It's working.
**[03:24] Kaname**
You're such a big help, Senpai!
**[03:28] Nasa**
I'm just glad I could get it working.
**[03:30] Aya**
I have a request for the
ever-helpful Nasa-kun!
**[03:34] Nasa**
Aya-san?
**[03:35] Kaname**
What do you want?
**[03:37] Aya**
I'll have you know I'm in a bit of a pinch!
More than a bit! A *huge* pinch, in fact!
**[03:42] Aya**
I've got finals coming up
at the end of the month!
**[03:47] Aya**
What was that sigh for?! How do you
already know where this is going?!
**[03:51] Aya**
However, as you have guessed,
I haven't studied at all!
**[03:54] Aya**
My attendance is pretty bad, too, so Aya's
in a real "fail the year" kinda pinch!
**[03:58] Aya**
I can't afford a failing grade! I'll fail the year!
**[04:02] Aya**
This may be Aya's biggest
and most painful pinch yet!
**[04:05] Kaname**
You get what you deserve.
**[04:06] Aya**
From what I was able to figure out,
**[04:08] Aya**
the trend for getting grades up
**[04:09] Aya**
is asking a smart friend instead of
going to cram school or getting a tutor!
**[04:13] Aya**
That's how it works in
both *Magazine* and *Jump*!
**[04:16] Aya**
So teach me, Nasa-kun!
**[04:18] Nasa**
Uh, I only graduated middle school.
**[04:21] Nasa**
Teaching a high school student
when I never went to high school is—
**[04:24] Aya**
But you're smart!
**[04:26] Aya**
So I'm sure you can teach real good!
**[04:30] Nasa**
Can I, though?
**[04:32] Tsukasa**
Why not take a look at her
books to get a better idea?
**[04:36] Nasa**
Can you show them to me?
**[04:38] Aya**
Yay!
**[04:40] Sign**
Math III
**[04:41] Nasa**
* I dunno, though...*
* I mean, high school material...*
**[04:47] Aya**
Nasa-kun...
**[04:48] Aya**
You just thought, "Wait, how can she not
understand such simple material?" Didn't you?
**[04:54] Nasa**
I... wouldn't go that far.
**[04:57] Aya**
But you did think it was easy, didn't you?
**[04:59] Nasa**
If this is as hard as it gets... yeah.
**[05:02] Aya**
Th-Then can you teach me?
**[05:04] Nasa**
Well... I don't really know
where you're at right now,
**[05:08] Nasa**
so could you show me some of your quizzes?
**[05:10] Aya**
Okay!
**[05:14] Nasa**
Th-This is really... something.
**[05:16] Aya**
Tee-hee!
**[05:17] Kaname**
Don't you "tee-hee" us.
**[05:19] Aya**
But studying is so...
**[05:21] Kaname**
Yeah, yeah...
**[05:22] Nasa**
Okay.
**[05:23] Nasa**
I'm going to put together a series
of once-daily worksheets for you.
**[05:27] Nasa**
Can you promise to work on them
until you've got them memorized?
**[05:30] Aya**
Will that be enough?
**[05:32] Nasa**
Yep. That's all you have to do.
**[05:34] Nasa**
We'll start tomorrow, so could
you bring all your books in?
**[05:38] Aya**
Okay!
**[05:40] Tsukasa**
Are you sure about this?
**[05:41] Nasa**
It should be fine. Especially if the
goal is just to not fail on her finals.
**[05:45] Nasa**
I've got a knack for predicting
the questions on exams.
**[05:50] Nasa**
If you look at the statistics for past tests
and imagine the mindset of the test writers,
**[05:54] Nasa**
you can pretty easily stay
one step ahead of them.
**[05:57] Nasa**
It's utilizing this ability to its full extent
**[06:00] Nasa**
that got me ranked #1 in the nation!
**[06:03] Tsukasa**
* I was asking about the work that*
* he'd have to sink into this, actually.*
**[06:10] Tsukasa**
* But my darling doesn't even*
* consider that kind of thing.*
**[06:14] Tsukasa**
*When people say someone is reliable,*
**[06:16] Tsukasa**
* they probably mean people who*
* don't expect anything in return.*
**[06:20] Nasa**
So that means...
**[06:21] Nasa**
The answer should be three.
**[06:24] Aya**
This is so hard...
**[06:26] Nasa**
I'll explain again from the beginning, then.
**[06:29] Nasa**
Honestly, Nasa-kun, how can you even
memorize these long chains of weird codes?
**[06:36] Nasa**
They're not weird chains.
**[06:39] Nasa**
Each one of these formulas represents
**[06:41] Nasa**
the history of mathematicians,
who were all seeking answers.
**[06:47] Nasa**
For example, calculus is the
result of work Newton did
**[06:51] Nasa**
prior to his discovery of gravity
by applying Kepler's laws.
**[06:55] Nasa**
Then there's the relationship
between energy and mass,
**[06:57] Nasa**
which Einstein expressed as E = mc²,
**[07:00] Nasa**
something he came up with after
studying light for over a decade.
**[07:04] Nasa**
These formulas are the results of
decades, centuries, even millennia
**[07:09] Nasa**
of humanity's knowledge.
They're fragments of wisdom.
**[07:13] Nasa**
The fact that we only have to memorize them
is thanks to the work of our predecessors.
**[07:17] Nasa**
Wouldn't you feel bad if you got it wrong?
**[07:21] Aya**
I-I think I'll keep at it a bit longer.
**[07:24] Nasa**
That's the spirit! So, like I said,
from the top again...
**[07:28] Tsukasa**
*My husband is a lovely man.*
**[07:32] Tsukasa**
*He's capable of doing so much on his own,*
**[07:34] Tsukasa**
* but he never thinks those things are*
* the sole result of just his efforts.*
**[07:38] Tsukasa**
* He has gratitude and respect*
* for those who came before him.*
**[07:41] Tsukasa**
*That's really cool of him.*
**[07:47] Nasa**
*My wife is really kind.*
**[07:50] Nasa**
* She pays a lot of attention to other*
* people, and is considerate of them.*
**[07:55] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[07:57] Nasa**
What's up?
**[07:58] Tsukasa**
Is this another worksheet for Aya-san?
**[08:00] Nasa**
Nope. I made all of those already.
**[08:03] Nasa**
The rest will depend on how hard she tries.
**[08:06] Nasa**
What I'm doing now is a putting together
an HR system for a senpai of mine.
**[08:11] Nasa**
They're going independent and
getting into the VTuber business!
**[08:15] Nasa**
You're interested in that stuff, aren't you?
**[08:17] Tsukasa**
I'd say so, but...
**[08:19] Tsukasa**
Darling, you've been sitting
like that this whole time.
**[08:23] Nasa**
That is true, yeah.
**[08:24] Tsukasa**
And yet you're still banging on that keyboard
**[08:27] Tsukasa**
without ever taking a break.
**[08:29] Tsukasa**
Doesn't it wear you out?
**[08:31] Nasa**
I guess my shoulders and back do kinda hurt.
**[08:37] Tsukasa**
Darling. I need you to stop working for a sec.
**[08:41] Nasa**
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[08:43] Tsukasa**
Yeah, you are definitely stiff as a rock.
**[08:47] Nasa**
What?! What was that?!
**[08:49] Tsukasa**
You're going to end up
hurting yourself someday.
**[08:52] Tsukasa**
And that being the case, darling, take off
your hoodie and lie down right here.
**[08:58] Tsukasa**
I'm gonna give you a massage.
**[09:00] Nasa**
Aw, that's fine! I'd feel
guilty for troubling you!
**[09:03] Tsukasa**
Less quibbling and more laying down!
**[09:06] Tsukasa**
Don't worry about it so much.
We're married, remember?
**[09:15] Nasa**
I don't think I've ever gotten
a massage like this before.
**[09:20] Tsukasa**
Really? Well, good for you.
That means I'm your first.
**[09:25] Tsukasa**
Okay, I'm starting.
**[09:27] Nasa**
*I can't see Tsukasa-chan behind me, but...*
**[09:31] Nasa**
* Her slender fingers are*
* rubbing my body so forcefully.*
**[09:35] Nasa**
*This is a lot more exciting than I expected!*
**[09:38] Tsukasa**
How's that?
**[09:39] Nasa**
It feels really good.
**[09:43] Tsukasa**
This is kind of an awkward position.
**[09:48] Nasa**
O-Oh, my!
**[09:49] Tsukasa**
Don't move now, darling.
**[09:54] Tsukasa**
You are very stiff, sir.
**[09:56] Tsukasa**
You should really be a little
more health-conscious!
**[10:00] Nasa**
I-I'll try.
**[10:05] Nasa**
* Gotta admit, I had no idea*
* massages could feel this good.*
**[10:09] Nasa**
* Something about having Tsukasa-chan*
* touch me all over like this...*
**[10:14] Nasa**
*I wanna give* her *a massage!*
**[10:17] Nasa**
*Wait, no, I don't mean anything dirty by that!*
**[10:20] Nasa**
* It's just, I'd feel bad if*
* I didn't return the favor...*
**[10:24] Tsukasa**
Okay, let's finish off with a hand massage.
**[10:28] Tsukasa**
Turn around for me.
**[10:38] Nasa**
This is kind of embarrassing.
**[10:42] Tsukasa**
Is it?
**[10:46] Tsukasa**
There, and now...
**[10:49] Tsukasa**
All done.
**[10:52] Tsukasa**
How's that? Feeling a little better?
**[10:55] Nasa**
Y-Yeah. And I was wondering...
**[10:58] Nasa**
I want to give you a massage, too.
**[11:02] Nasa**
I want you to feel good, too!
**[11:06] Tsukasa**
I appreciate the thought, but...
**[11:08] Tsukasa**
I tend to heal fast and never get sick,
**[11:12] Tsukasa**
so I don't get too stiff.
**[11:15] Tsukasa**
H-Hang on, don't be so
obviously disappointed!
**[11:18] Tsukasa**
Okay, then...
**[11:21] Tsukasa**
Maybe a shoulder rub would be good?
**[11:25] Nasa**
Thank you!
**[11:26] Nasa**
I'm gonna try real hard to
make you feel good, okay?!
**[11:30] Tsukasa**
Okay. But mind your phrasing, please.
**[11:36] Nasa**
* When my wife pulls her hair back*
* and shows the nape of her neck...*
**[11:40] Nasa**
*It's like... peak housewife stuff.*
**[11:43] Nasa**
Okay... here I go.
**[11:45] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[11:47] Nasa**
I'm really gonna do it, okay?
**[11:48] Tsukasa**
Yeah, I get it! Just come on!
**[11:56] Nasa**
* I've never touched her*
* shoulders like this before.*
**[11:59] Nasa**
*They're so soft, but warm...*
**[12:02] TSukasa**
Darling!
**[12:04] Nasa**
What's wrong?
**[12:06] Tsukasa**
I get nervous when people touch me.
**[12:10] Tsukasa**
So, well...
**[12:13] Tsukasa**
Be gentle, okay?
**[12:17] Nasa**
I-I'll try!
**[12:22] Nasa**
H-How's that?
**[12:27] Tsukasa**
I didn't think I needed it,
**[12:31] Tsukasa**
but this does feel really good.
**[12:34] Tsukasa**
Thank you, darling.
**[12:36] Nasa**
Sure!
**[12:37] Tsukasa**
*My wife is so cute!*
**[12:41] Tsukasa**
*And...*
**[12:48] Tsukasa**
*She's just really cute!*
**[12:53] Kaname**
How many times do you and
Tsukassan kiss every day, Senpai?
**[12:59] Kaname**
I'm asking for nitty-gritty details about
your marriage's physical intimacy, is all.
**[13:04] Nasa**
Could you not, please?
**[13:06] Kaname**
See, the thing is,
**[13:08] Kaname**
I was going down a YouTube rabbit hole,
looking for the sexiest material I could find...
**[13:12] Nasa**
What on earth made you do
that in the first place?
**[13:15] Kaname**
And there was this ex-athlete
lady whose channel came up.
**[13:19] Kaname**
And as for the content there...
**[13:22] Kaname**
A video from a reality show talked about how
many times she and her husband kissed in a day!
**[13:28] Kaname**
And wow, it was really something!
**[13:29] Kaname**
They kiss like nuts, I'm telling you!
All over the place!
**[13:32] Kaname**
It's real smooch-smooch-smoochie
smooch-smooch-smooching!
**[13:34] Nasa**
I get it. Please stop now.
**[13:36] Kaname**
So after I finished it, I got curious...
**[13:39] Kaname**
How is it for you?
**[13:42] Kaname**
How many times do the
Yuzakis do it in a day?!
**[13:45] Nasa**
Could you not wonder that kind of thing?!
**[13:48] Kaname**
So, for real though, how many times?!
**[13:51] Kaname**
How many times do you and Tsukassan
get that tongue action going on
**[13:54] Kaname**
as you slurp on each other's lips?!
**[13:57] Nasa**
Could you not describe things
as disturbingly as possible?!
**[14:00] Kaname**
You say that, but I think it's a good thing.
**[14:03] Nasa**
What is?
**[14:04] Kaname**
A married couple should get along well.
**[14:06] Kaname**
And if you get along, isn't it
natural to be more intimate?
**[14:11] Kaname**
Which is why Kaname-chan
here has a hot tip for you!
**[14:16] Kaname**
Did you know you could kiss
more places than the lips?
**[14:21] Nasa**
What exactly do you mean?
**[14:22] Kaname**
This is something I found while trying to
find the sexiest images I could on Twitter...
**[14:28] Nasa**
Seriously, what goes through
your head when you do this?
**[14:32] Kaname**
Apparently the meaning behind a kiss
varies depending on where it lands!
**[14:39] Kaname**
A kiss on the ear, for instance!
**[14:41] Kaname**
It's supposed to be seductive.
**[14:44] Kaname**
A kiss to the throat represents need.
**[14:46] Kaname**
A kiss on the palm is supplication.
**[14:48] Kaname**
And a kiss on the shin is a sign of obedience!
**[14:53] Kaname**
Is that hot or what?!
**[14:55] Nasa**
Y-Yeah, I guess...
**[14:58] Kaname**
Which is why I have poured
my heart and soul
**[15:01] Kaname**
into collating the kiss data
I've collected for you.
**[15:03] Kaname**
It's yours now,
**[15:06] Kaname**
so I hope you can enjoy more profound
physical intimacy with your wife!
**[15:10] Nasa**
C-Come on, I don't need this
weirdly specific kind of help!
**[15:14] Kaname**
Don't want it, then?
***SIGN*** List •Kiss on the hair Longing •Kiss on the forehead Blessing •Kiss on the cheek Trust •Kiss on the ear Seduction •Kiss on the nose Good Will •Kiss on the lips Attraction •Kiss on the chin Embarrassment •Kiss on the throat Need •Kiss on the wrist Desire •Kiss on the arm Attachment •Kiss on the chest Passion •Kiss on the palm Supplication •Kiss on the fingertips Admiration •Kiss on the waist Binding •Kiss on the shin Obedience
**[15:17] Nasa**
S-Since you made it, I'll take it...
**[15:26] Nasa**
* So the meaning changes*
* depending on the location...*
**[15:30] Tsukasa**
Darling.
**[15:31] Nasa**
Yes?!
**[15:32] Tsukasa**
I need some vegetables, so I'm
gonna head to the supermarket.
**[15:35] Nasa**
Oh, in that case, I'll go, too. It's kind of late.
**[15:39] Nasa**
*And I need to cool off...*
**[15:51] Tsukasa**
Since we're out, let's take a detour back.
**[15:55] Tsukasa**
It's an evening stroll date.
**[15:57] Nasa**
Sure.
**[16:03] Nasa**
*I don't mind taking walks at night like this.*
**[16:07] Nasa**
* When there's a faint breeze,*
* and we're walking outside...*
**[16:11] Nasa**
*When we're walking outside...*
**[16:14] Nasa**
* I can catch the faint, sweet smell*
* coming from Tsukasa-chan's hair!*
**[16:18] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[16:20] Tsukasa**
What are you sniffing at?
**[16:22] Nasa**
W-Well, I just... It's...
**[16:26] Nasa**
Y-Your hair smells nice, so I was sniffing it.
**[16:32] Tsukasa**
It's really charming how, despite being smart,
at times you really don't seem that way.
**[16:37] Nasa**
Was that even a compliment?!
**[16:38] Tsukasa**
Still...
**[16:40] Tsukasa**
You could've just asked,
and I'd let you touch it.
**[16:45] Nasa**
For real?!
**[16:46] Tsukasa**
W-Well, yeah.
**[16:48] Nasa**
Th-Then...
**[16:50] Nasa**
Can I touch your hair?
**[16:57] Tsukasa**
G-Go ahead.
**[16:59] Nasa**
O-Okay, then.
**[17:06] Nasa**
Your hair is really silky, Tsukasa-chan.
**[17:08] Tsukasa**
Th-Thanks...
**[17:12] Tsukasa**
* A kiss on the ear, for instance!*
* It's supposed to be seductive.*
**[17:19] Kaname**
*A kiss to the throat represents need.*
**[17:24] Kaname**
*A kiss on the palm is supplication.*
**[17:27] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[17:29] Nasa**
T-Tsukasa-chan!
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
Wh-Whoa, hang on!
**[17:33] Tsukasa**
I mean... what if someone
sees us? It'd be embarrassing.
**[17:36] Nasa**
But it's so dark out. It's probably fine.
**[17:39] Tsukasa**
No... When you think you can't be seen,
**[17:42] Tsukasa**
it usually just means you don't
realize you're being seen.
**[17:45] Nasa**
I see.
**[17:47] Nasa**
But even so,
**[17:48] Nasa**
we're being really careful,
so I think it might be fine!
**[17:53] Nasa**
Also, we're already married! So even if
someone does see, we're in the clear, right?
**[17:58] Tsukasa**
It's really charming how, despite being smart,
at times you really don't seem that way.
**[18:03] Nasa**
Again, is that supposed
to be a compliment?!
**[18:09] Nasa**
What is it?
**[18:15] Nasa**
It's Yanagi-sensei!
**[18:17] Tsukasa**
Isn't that the guy from the theme park?
**[18:20] Nasa**
Yeah. Taniguchi-sensei.
**[18:22] Tsukasa**
They seem to getting along.
**[18:24] Nasa**
Sure do.
**[18:33] Tsukasa**
W-Was that—
**[18:34] Nasa**
They're already like that?!
**[18:36] Tsukasa**
Does this mean the confession
actually worked?!
**[18:39] Tsukasa**
Wh-Wh-What do we do?
**[18:41] Nasa**
I-I-I'm not sure!
**[18:43] Tsukasa**
Let's get out of here, fast!
**[18:44] Nasa**
But we can't move, not now!
**[19:05] Nasa**
*That was such a shock...*
**[19:09] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[19:12] Tsukasa**
Kaname gave us these.
**[19:15] Tsukasa**
She's really generous, the way
she always shares with us.
**[19:19] Nasa**
Th-That she is...
**[19:24] Tsukas**
They're good and sweet, aren't they?
**[19:28] Nasa**
They are!
**[19:29] Nasa**
* According to the data, a kiss*
* on the eyelid is for yearning...*
**[19:33] Nasa**
* And a kiss on the back of*
* the hand is for affection!*
**[19:36] Tsukasa**
Hey, come to think of it...
**[19:37] Tsukasa**
She gave me a list of different kiss locations
and their meanings along with the grapes.
***SIGN*** List
•Kiss on the hair Longing
•Kiss on the forehead Blessing
•Kiss on the cheek Trust
•Kiss on the ear Seduction
•Kiss on the nose Good Will
•Kiss on the lips Attraction
•Kiss on the chin Embarrassment
•Kiss on the throat Need
•Kiss on the wrist Desire
**[19:45] Nasa**
She gave that to you, too?!
**[19:47] Tsukasa**
Wait, she gave it to you, too?
**[19:49] Nasa**
That girl, seriously...
**[19:51] Tsukasa**
It's pretty interesting, though.
**[19:53] Tsukasa**
People are always thinking about this
kind of thing, no matter the age.
**[19:57] Tsukasa**
Apparently the cheek is for trust,
and the arm for attachment.
**[20:06] Tsukasa**
U-Uh, Nasa-kun?
**[20:09] Nasa**
A kiss on the throat is supposed
to represent need...
**[20:12] Tsukasa**
Jeez, where did that come from?
**[20:16] Tsukasa**
In that case, I'll...
**[20:22] Tsukasa**
A kiss on the ear is supposed
to be for seduction.
**[20:30] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, can I see your hand?
**[20:35] Tsukasa**
Like this?
**[20:39] Nasa**
*A kiss on the wrist shows desire.*
**[20:43] Nasa**
*The palm is supplication.*
**[20:46] Tsukasa**
*Fingertips are for admiration.*
**[20:49] Tsukasa**
*A kiss to the forehead is a blessing.*
**[20:53] Tsukasa**
*And on top of the head is longing.*
**[20:57] Tsukasa**
What else was there?
**[21:00] Nasa**
There's also... the chest... and the stomach.
**[21:04] Tsukasa**
The chest and the stomach, huh?
**[21:07] Nasa**
Is it okay if I do it from
on top of your clothes?
**[21:11] Nasa**
I guess...
**[21:13] Nasa**
But what's it mean?
**[21:18] Nasa**
I forget.
**[21:31] Kaname**
Senpai, do you two ever make out in the park?
**[21:35] Kaname**
Well, the other night, I saw you go for it,
but then Tsukassan stopped you,
**[21:40] Kaname**
and instead you sniffed her hair a bunch.
**[21:43] Nasa**
You saw all that, Kaname-chan?!
**[21:45] Kaname**
Well, of course I did!
**[21:47] Kaname**
Everybody did.
**[21:49] Nasa**
What?!
**[21:51] Nasa**
* I remember thinking we shouldn't*
* fool around outside anymore.*
**[21:55] [SONG] Ending sign**
Closed for the Day
***SIGN*** Sorry!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Nasa**
The relaxing effects of
a hot spring are amazing!
**[23:27] Nasa**
Even better than music and
aromatherapy, they say!
**[23:30] Tsukasa**
Getting away from the
city probably helps, too.
**[23:32] Nasa**
Hot springs really are relaxing.
**[23:34] Nasa**
But then...
**[23:36] Both**
Why are we both feeling so nervous instead?
# E5 - The Exciting Expert of the Hot Springs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV8ZM1/the-exciting-expert-of-the-hot-springs)
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**[00:02] Arisugawa Mom**
I'm home!
**[00:06] Kaname**
Huh? And who were you again?
**[00:09] Arisugawa Mom**
How awful!
**[00:10] Arisugawa Mom**
Did you really forget your
mom's face, Kaname-chan?!
**[00:13] Kaname**
Come to think of it, I remember
there being some mom
**[00:15] Kaname**
who ditched her daughters
to go hang out overseas.
**[00:17] Arisugawa Mom**
Your mom was feeling unstable, okay?!
**[00:20] Arisugawa Mom**
Her husband running off with some
younger woman was a real shock!
**[00:23] Arisugawa Mom**
So she tends to do crazy stuff
out of the blue sometimes!
**[00:25] Arisugawa Mom**
Do you understand?!
**[00:27] Arisugawa Mom**
Please say you do!
**[00:30] Kaname**
You actually realize it's crazy, huh?
**[00:32] Arisugawa Mom**
But it's gonna be okay!
**[00:34] Arisugawa Mom**
Because your mom has come home with
a lovely gift for her daughters!
**[00:40] Nasa**
A pair of tickets to a hot spring?
**[00:42] Kaname**
Yep. Seems like my mom won it in a contest.
**[00:47] Kaname**
But we can't go, so I figured I'd
ask if you and Tsukassan wanted to.
**[00:53] Nasa**
No, no, we couldn't do that.
**[00:55] Nasa**
You should go with your family.
**[00:57] Nasa**
I thought about that,
**[01:00] Nasa**
but they're only good through June.
**[01:03] Nasa**
Which means my sister will
be in the middle of finals.
**[01:07] Nasa**
I've gotta tend to the bathhouse.
And as far as mom goes...
**[01:11] Arisugawa Mom**
Hot springs remind me of my honeymoon
with my runaway husband.
**[01:16] Nasa**
Why enter the contest, then?
**[01:19] Arisugawa Mom**
I dunno!
**[01:20] Nasa**
I mean, I'm happy to accept them,
**[01:23] Nasa**
but are you sure?
**[01:24] Kaname**
Of course I'm sure!
**[01:26] Kaname**
Besides, you two haven't actually
gone on a honeymoon yet, right?
**[01:31] Nasa**
Oh, right...
**[01:32] Kaname**
There you go!
**[01:37] Nasa**
Kaname-chan said to use
these for our honeymoon.
**[01:42] Tsukasa**
That's really generous of her.
**[01:44] Nasa**
Right?
**[01:45] Tsukasa**
What kind of hot spring is it, anyway?
**[01:47] Nasa**
It's supposed to be really amazing.
**[01:49] Nasa**
The rooms come with open-air baths.
**[01:56] Nasa**
Wh-What should we do?
**[01:59] Tsukasa**
What do you mean?
**[02:00] Nasa**
Well... I mean... it'd be just the two of us.
**[02:06] Tsukasa**
R-Right... I see what you mean.
**[02:10] Tsukasa**
But... we're married, so...
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
We might as well go, right?
**[02:22] Nasa**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 5 The Exciting Expert of the Hot Springs
**[03:54] Kaname**
All right, you two have fun!
**[03:57] Kaname**
I'll take good care of Toast!
**[03:59] Kaname**
Don't worry about souvenirs!
Just make sure to enjoy yourselves!
**[04:04] Nasa**
I-It's nice how the weather
has really cleared up.
**[04:07] Tsukasa**
G-Good point. Even though it's June.
**[04:12] Tsukasa**
So... how are we making the trip?
**[04:14] Nasa**
Well... I thought we'd start with the train.
**[04:17] Tsukasa**
Will we really be able to make
it there without any trouble?
**[04:21] Nasa**
What do you mean?
**[04:22] Tsukasa**
Well, remember when we went to Nara before?
**[04:26] Nasa**
Oh, yeah, I remember.
When Chitose-chan showed up.
**[04:30] Tsukasa**
Which means we have no idea
when she might pop up,
**[04:34] Tsukasa**
so we better be careful!
**[04:36] Chitose**
Wow, a trip to a hot spring? Fancy that.
**[04:40] Aurora**
Huh...
**[04:40] Charlotte**
Are we not going after them?
**[04:42] Chitose**
Of course not.
**[04:43] Chitose**
I have stuff to do.
Finals are coming up, and I'm busy!
**[04:48] Chitose**
Besides, I'm not rude enough to crash
a married couple's private time.
**[04:52] Aurora**
Wow! After all the rude stuff she's
done before! Chitose is growing!
**[04:57] Charlotte**
I'm so proud of you, Chi-chan!
**[04:59] Chitose**
Stop making fun of me!
***SIGN*** Hot Spring
**[05:04] Nasa**
Y'know, this might be my first
time visiting a hot spring.
***SIGN*** This train is a special direct service line to the hot spring in Nagano
***SIGN*** The time now is:
**[05:07] Nasa**
Have you gone before, Tsukasa-chan?
**[05:10] Tsukasa**
Oh, good question.
**[05:12] Tsukasa**
Well, Japanese people have always
had a fondness for hot springs.
**[05:15] Tsukasa**
Even Yoshimune liked to visit Kusatsu.
**[05:18] Tsukasa**
I didn't expect the two of us
to visit one together, though.
**[05:22] Nasa**
Are you feeling nervous?
**[05:27] Tsukasa**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Why would I feel nervous?
**[05:30] Nasa**
Well, your face looks a little tight...
**[05:33] Tsukasa**
I-I-I-I-It's not because
I'm nervous, not at all!
**[05:36] Tsukasa**
I'm just looking forward to the hot
spring so much that I'm shaking!
**[05:40] Nasa**
I see! Well, that's a good thing.
**[05:42] Tsukasa**
Sure is! W-Would you like to eat lunch?
**[05:46] Nasa**
Oh, sure.
**[05:47] Nasa**
* Even if that's true,*
* I'm super nervous myself!*
**[05:56] Tsukasa**
Th-This is a huge inn...
**[05:59] Nasa**
I-It really is massive.
**[06:02] Tsukasa**
Are we sure this is the right place?
**[06:06] Nasa**
It should be...
**[06:07] Tsukasa**
I guess we should go in for now.
**[06:14] Tsukasa**
W-Wow!
**[06:17] Nasa**
This is crazy luxurious!
**[06:20] Nasa**
Are you sure this is the right room?!
**[06:22] Staff**
Yes, it certainly is.
**[06:24] Staff**
The open-air bath is part of the room,
but we also have a larger, 24-hour bathhouse,
**[06:30] Staff**
which you're free to make use of.
**[06:33] Nasa**
I guess this is the right room after all.
**[06:36] Tsukasa**
L-Looks like it.
**[06:37] Nasa**
Well, since we're here,
why don't we hop in the bath?
**[06:41] Nasa**
N-No, I meant... the big one!
**[06:44] Tsukasa**
Oh, of course!
**[06:49] Tsukasa**
So let's spend an hour in the big bath,
and then we'll take a look around town.
**[06:55] Nasa**
Right. We'll meet up in the
room around 4:00 PM, then.
**[06:58] Tsukasa**
S-Sure.
**[07:00] Nasa**
What is it?
**[07:02] Tsukasa**
W-Well, it's just...
**[07:06] Tsukasa**
N-Never mind.
**[07:09] Tsukasa**
*At the moment, I can't help but wonder...*
**[07:11] Tsukasa**
*How is Nasa-kun so relaxed?!*
**[07:14] Tsukasa**
* I'm completely on edge about*
* visiting a hot spring together.*
**[07:18] Tsukasa**
* So how is my darling*
* maintaining his composure?*
**[07:22] Tsukasa**
*Could he be used to it or something?*
**[07:27] Nasa**
I'll see you later, then.
**[07:28] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:33] Nasa**
Well, I guess I'll hit the bath.
**[07:45] Nasa**
She wasn't kidding when she
said the baths were big!
**[07:48] Nasa**
Kaname-chan's place isn't bad or anything,
but you can tell the hot spring difference.
**[07:53] Nasa**
So, here I am, on a hot spring
trip with Tsukasa-chan...
**[07:57] Nasa**
It doesn't feel real for some reason,
which would explain why I'm not nervous.
**[08:02] Nasa**
* Maybe when a situation is too perfect, you end*
* up getting a bizarrely peaceful feeling?*
**[08:08] Nasa**
*My head's empty. Completely empty.*
**[08:11] Nasa**
*Almost so quiet that it scares me.*
**[08:15] Nasa**
* Is this that "water still as*
* a mirror" mental state?!*
**[08:17] Nasa**
* Aw, no! I'm on a hot springs trip with my wife!*
* This is no time to reach enlightenment!*
**[08:23] Nasa**
It's like a second attempt at a honeymoon!
**[08:25] Nasa**
Which means I need to do everything
I can to make it a memorable one!
**[08:31] Nasa**
* I've got 50 minutes until*
* Tsukasa-chan gets out of the bath!*
**[08:33] Nasa**
* I'll research everything I can*
* about Kusatsu in the meantime,*
**[08:36] Nasa**
* and make sure to provide the best*
* escort around town possible!*
**[08:38] Nasa**
*And with that settled...*
**[08:39] Nasa**
Hey, Jiri!
**[08:41] Jiri**
*How can I help you?*
**[08:45] Nasa**
* All right, all right, I think*
* I've got the broad outline.*
**[08:48] Nasa**
* First thing that comes to mind with Kusatsu*
* is the Yubatake, with all the hot springs.*
**[08:52] Nasa**
* Next is yumomi, the water-turning*
* process. It's crucial.*
**[08:56] Nasa**
*There's also getting onsen dumplings,*
**[08:59] Nasa**
* tempura maitake mushrooms,*
* and soba noodles.*
**[09:01] Nasa**
* And Kusatsu-style mochi*
* makes a good souvenir.*
**[09:03] Nasa**
* If I can cover all these bases,*
* this trip will be Kusatsu as heck!*
**[09:07] Nasa**
With that settled,
it's time to get my research on!
**[09:10] Nasa**
I've got 40 minutes left! First, I'll scope
out the locations on the grounds of the inn!
**[09:17] Tokiko**
Sorry, could you help me?
**[09:19] Tokiko**
Do you know where the front desk is?
**[09:23] Tokiko**
This place is so huge, I'm a bit lost...
**[09:26] Nasa**
Oh... I just got here myself,
so I'm not really sure.
**[09:29] Tsukiko**
This place is downright massive. It's hard for
an old timer to get the lay of the the land.
**[09:35] Tsukiko**
I wish my husband was here, but he
passed away so much sooner than me.
**[09:42] Tsukiko**
Kusatsu meant so much to us, but now that
I'm here alone, I have no idea what to do.
**[09:47] Nasa**
Then...
**[09:49] Nasa**
In that case, I can show you the way!
**[09:51] Tsukiko**
Really? Oh, I don't know what to say!
**[09:54] Nasa**
*It'll be okay! I still have 30 minutes!*
**[09:57] Nasa**
* Once I get her to the front desk,*
* I'll head straight to the Yubatake!*
***SIGN*** Ladies
**[10:23] Aya**
I think young people
should have more freedom.
**[10:27] Kaname**
Got tired of studying for the finals, huh?
**[10:30] Aya**
That's right! I'm totally worn out!
I wanted to go to the hot spring, too!
**[10:34] Aya**
I wanted to take a bath, get in the sauna,
drink some milk, and then sleep!
**[10:37] Aya**
Sleep as much as possible! Do you get me?!
**[10:39] Kaname**
Can't say that I don't, but...
**[10:42] Kaname**
Okay, how about a change of pace, then?
**[10:45] Aya**
What do you mean?
**[10:47] Kaname**
Well, it might not be a hot spring,
but this is still a bathhouse,
**[10:50] Kaname**
and once the customers are gone, you can
use the big baths as much as you want.
**[10:57] Aya**
That's my Kaname-chan! Thanks!
**[11:00] Kaname**
Aw, it's not that big a deal.
**[11:09] Aya**
So...
**[11:11] Aya**
What exactly am I doing?
**[11:13] Kaname**
You're going to be helping
me out for a change of pace.
**[11:16] Aya**
What?! So the way I'm changing things
up is to go from studying to working?
**[11:21] Kaname**
Damn right.
**[11:22] Kaname**
It's not like you're studying to get
into Tokyo University or anything, right?
**[11:26] Kaname**
You just want to avoid a failing grade
**[11:28] Kaname**
so you don't have to repeat a year.
That's bare-minimum level.
**[11:30] Aya**
W-Well...
**[11:32] Kaname**
And if you're so spineless that two or
three days of that has left you wiped out,
**[11:36] Kaname**
then give up on studying and learn how
to work right now, you get me?! Slacker!
**[11:41] Aya**
This is sister abuse...
**[11:44] Aya**
B-But it's so hard!
**[11:46] Aya**
I usually sleep through class, so I don't
understand any of this stuff! Y'know?!
**[11:51] Kaname**
It amazes me how you can be totally honest
about how you deserve what you're getting.
**[11:55] Aya**
I've always been good at coming
up with excuses to slack off!
**[11:58] Kaname**
Yeah, you suck, all right.
**[12:00] Kaname**
But hey, it's all right.
**[12:03] Kaname**
I never thought you'd be able
to fill in for Tsukassan,
**[12:07] Kaname**
so I called in some help.
**[12:09] Chitose**
"Called in some help"?
**[12:11] Chitose**
Why do I have to help you clean
up your bathhouse, exactly?!
**[12:15] Kaname**
Why? Well, I figured you'd be lonely with
Tsukassan away on her hot spring trip.
**[12:21] Chitose**
That doesn't add up to me helping
with your family business!
**[12:24] Chitose**
And what point is there in wearing
a swimsuit to clean a bathhouse?!
**[12:28] Chitose**
It's not like I can't
clean in regular clothes!
**[12:31] Kaname**
But I figured we could have some
fun since you're in a swimsuit!
**[12:37] Chitose**
What's the big idea?!
**[12:38] Kaname**
Just goofing around for a change of pace!
**[12:41] Chitose**
I never said anything about needing
a change of pace in the first place!
**[12:44] Chitose**
Don't just stand there, say something!
**[12:49] Kaname**
That's the spirit!
**[12:50] Kaname**
The best part of a bathhouse is seeing
just how much skin will be on display!
**[12:53] Aya**
Stop it! You're going to take everything off!
**[12:57] Chitose**
You wanted a change of pace, right?!
Nudity would be different!
**[13:01] Aya**
Fine! Two can play at that game!
**[13:03] Chitose**
Stop it!
**[13:07] Chitose**
Ugh, what is the point of
this cheap sex appeal?!
**[13:11] Chitose**
What even is going on here?! Couldn't we be
doing something else?! Seriously! Come on!
**[13:16] Kaname**
Oh, yeah! Now it's a real bathhouse episode!
**[13:19] Aya/Chitose**
What are you even talking about?!
**[13:28] Tsukasa**
* I have to admit, Yoritomo really hit the*
* jackpot when he discovered this place.*
**[13:32] Tsukasa**
* There's still something about going on a*
* trip together that's embarrassing somehow,*
**[13:37] Tsukasa**
*despite living together.*
**[13:40] Tsukasa**
*An open-air bath in our room...*
**[13:45] Tsukasa**
N-No more!
**[13:47] Tsukasa**
I'll overheat if I keep thinking
about this in a hot bath!
**[13:50] Tsukasa**
*There'll be plenty of time to bathe later,*
**[13:53] Tsukasa**
* so I may as well get out a bit*
* early and head back to the room.*
***SIGN*** Reception
***SIGN*** Aizawa Hot Springs
**[13:57] Tsukiko**
You have been such a sweetheart,
and a huge lifesaver.
**[14:01] Nasa**
Aw, it's nothing.
**[14:03] Nasa**
* Just 25 minutes left!*
* Gotta get out of here, fast!*
**[14:06] Nasa**
W-Well, I should get going...
**[14:07] Tsukiko**
Oh, no. I don't think I know
the way back to my room now.
**[14:12] Tsukiko**
But I can't keep imposing on you...
**[14:17] Nasa**
I-It's okay!
**[14:20] Nasa**
I'll walk you back to your room!
**[14:23] Tokiko**
You're sure you don't mind?
**[14:25] Nasa**
O-Of course!
**[14:27] Tokiko**
I'm sure your wife must be happy,
being married to a dear like you.
**[14:33] Nasa**
How'd you know I was married?
**[14:35] Tokiko**
It's the ring, honey.
**[14:38] Tokiko**
My own husband died early, so I don't have
as many memories with him as I'd like.
**[14:46] Tokiko**
How are you finding married life?
**[14:48] Nasa**
W-Well, let me see...
**[14:50] Nasa**
Every day is full of surprises.
**[14:53] Nasa**
There's so much to enjoy
and that I don't see coming.
**[14:59] Tokiko**
You must really love your wife!
**[15:02] Nasa**
W-Well, that's...
**[15:04] Tokiko**
Come, now, no need to be embarrassed.
**[15:07] Tokiko**
Being married is truly special.
**[15:11] Tokiko**
Nothing like parents, siblings,
friends, or even lovers.
**[15:15] Tokiko**
You'll understand what I mean in time.
**[15:21] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[15:23] Nasa**
Oh, Tsukasa-chan.
**[15:26] Tsukasa**
Hey. What do you think you're doing here?
**[15:30] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, do you know this lady?
**[15:33] Tsukasa**
I more than know her.
This is Tsukuyomi Tokiko.
***SIGN*** Tsukuyomi Tokiko
***SIGN*** April 23rd
***SIGN*** Age 81
**[15:38] Tsukasa**
She was our signatory witness
when we got married.
**[15:41] Tsukasa**
She's Chitose's grandmother.
**[15:43] Nasa**
What?!
**[15:44] Chitose**
That a problem?
**[15:46] Nasa**
I had no idea! I'm so sorry!
**[15:49] Tokiko**
Oh, no, no. It's perfectly fine.
**[15:52] Tokiko**
I didn't really mean to trick you, either.
**[15:55] Tokiko**
Well, I was actually dead-set on it,
**[15:58] Tokiko**
and I'm kind of disappointed
the ruse is over already.
**[16:01] Nasa**
* She's one of those*
* honest-but-troublesome types!*
**[16:04] Tsukasa**
This is just mean-spirited! Why would you lie
just to try and test my good-natured husband?
**[16:09] Tokiko**
Now, now, it wasn't a test.
**[16:13] Tokiko**
I just used my natural acting
ability to get close to him,
**[16:16] Tokiko**
and then started enjoying myself so much
**[16:20] Tokiko**
that I decided to push as far as
I could to see what would happen.
**[16:24] Tsukasa**
That's exactly what you call a lie!
**[16:26] Tokiko**
You should honestly be praising my
willingness to push my limits at this age.
**[16:33] Tsukasa**
Not happening!
**[16:35] Tokiko**
I wouldn't have had to come here
in the first place if you weren't
**[16:40] Tokiko**
too embarrassed to introduce your husband.
**[16:43] Tsukasa**
That doesn't excuse coming
all the way out here!
**[16:45] Nasa**
Come on, Tsukasa-chan, I should
still properly introduce myself.
**[16:52] Tokiko**
He got you! He got you
with perfect logic, too.
**[16:56] Tsukasa**
Quit laughing!
**[16:58] Tokiko**
If we're going to do this,
why don't we head back to my room?
**[17:01] Tokiko**
I made sure to get the biggest
suite on the premises.
**[17:07] Nasa**
Well, let's make this official.
**[17:08] Nasa**
My name is Yuzaki Nasa,
and I married Tsukasa-san recently.
**[17:13] Nasa**
I know it's a bit late, but I want to
thank you for acting as our witness.
**[17:18] Nasa**
It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
**[17:22] Tokiko**
I've been wanting to meet
you for a long time.
**[17:25] Nasa**
Me?
**[17:27] Tokiko**
Of course. I was wondering what kind of
person could melt the ice queen's heart.
**[17:33] Tsukasa**
Hey!
**[17:34] Tokiko**
I see now, though. Very interesting.
So this is your type?
**[17:39] Tsukasa**
You seriously need to stop.
**[17:40] Nasa**
Come on, it's okay. And it's
honestly a relief to hear.
**[17:44] Nasa**
But still...
**[17:46] Nasa**
Are you really staying in this
huge room by yourself?
**[17:48] Tokiko**
Of course! Despite appearances, I am fairly...
**[17:52] Tokiko**
Well, considerably...
**[17:53] Tokiko**
Actually, let's say *significantly* wealthy.
**[17:55] Tokiko**
Don't get any ideas, though.
**[17:57] Tokiko**
I worked hard to acquire every yen of it in
the burnt-out rubble at the end of the war.
**[18:02] Tokiko**
I was so diligent. A master of diligence.
Im so impressive!
**[18:05] Tokiko**
Am I amazing or what?
**[18:07] Nasa**
She seems fun.
**[18:09] Tsukasa**
I-I guess...
**[18:10] Tokiko**
I can see why she'd choose you, though.
**[18:13] Tokiko**
So clever, and so sweet, too.
**[18:16] Tokiko**
I was amazed you were able to tell
that stone was a moon rock so easily.
**[18:23] Nasa**
Moon rock?
**[18:26] Nasa**
Oh, at Chitose-chan's house!
**[18:29] Nasa**
Well, there was the placard
that listed its makeup.
**[18:32] Nasa**
And you were using nitrogen
to keep it from oxidizing.
**[18:35] Nasa**
I figured you wouldn't do all
that if it wasn't the real deal.
**[18:39] Tokiko**
I see. Still, it's very impressive, honestly.
**[18:42] Tokiko**
Knowing she has a partner like
you is a great relief for me.
**[18:47] Tokiko**
I'm sure you'll be able to
accomplish what I couldn't...
**[18:52] Tokiko**
no, what nobody else has
been able to all these years.
**[19:02] Nasa**
What do you mean?
***SIGN*** Here we go
The Big Three Tour Card
***SIGN*** Here we go
The Big Three Tour Card
**[19:11] Nasa**
What's this?
**[19:12] Tokiko**
"Here we go! The Big Three Tour Card."
**[19:15] Nasa**
"Here We Go Big Three"?
**[19:17] Tokiko**
If you're able to visit the three
big day-trip hot springs in Kusatsu,
**[19:20] Tokiko**
that nice little ticket can earn you the
title of Kusatsu Hot Springs Expert.
**[19:25] Nasa**
Hot springs expert?!
**[19:26] Tokiko**
I get the feeling you'll be up to any challenge
**[19:31] Tokiko**
in pursuit of becoming a hot springs expert.
**[19:33] Nasa**
I don't understand where this joke is going.
**[19:36] Tsukasa**
Enough already! We're not here
to indulge your comedy act.
**[19:40] Tokiko**
You are so mean. And I was
being completely serious.
**[19:45] Tokiko**
Fair enough, though. This should
be plenty for today.
**[19:48] Tokiko**
I'd hate to take up time you could be
using to fool around here in Kusatsu.
**[19:53] Tsukasa**
Y-You...
**[19:55] Tokiko**
But are you sure about this, Nasa-kun?
**[19:56] Nasa**
What?
**[19:57] Tokiko**
I'm sure you've noticed,
but this girl can be incredibly bashful.
**[20:02] Tokiko**
Which means she's awful at expressing
sentiments like love and affection.
**[20:09] Tsukasa**
Hey! Darling, don't agree with her!
**[20:12] Tokiko**
I'm sure you think you're conveying your
love without putting it into words,
**[20:17] Tokiko**
but you need to be able to say it, too.
**[20:20] Tsukasa**
Y-You don't need to tell me! I have been!
**[20:22] Tokiko**
Whatever you've been doing, I'm pretty
sure the normal amount would be double,
**[20:26] Tokiko**
so you need to work on saying it more.
**[20:28] Tsukasa**
I don't need your advice!
**[20:30] Tsukasa**
I say that sort of thing
when we're alone, so...
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
I don't need you worrying about it!
**[20:36] Tokiko**
Did you hear, that, dearie?
**[20:38] Tokiko**
She's going to really express how much
she loves you once you're alone!
**[20:42] Tokiko**
You should get your hopes up!
**[20:44] Nasa**
Uh, yeah...
**[20:47] Tsukasa**
Could you please shut your mouth?!
**[20:50] Tokiko**
I know you usually like to
march to your own drummer,
**[20:54] Tokiko**
but it wouldn't hurt to take a bit
of advice every now and then.
**[20:57] Tokiko**
Well, I hope you two enjoy
the rest of your trip.
**[21:01] Tokiko**
The yumomi process is quite interesting,
so you should check it out.
**[21:05] Nasa**
Thank you.
**[21:06] Tokiko**
Still, I'm truly glad...
**[21:10] Tokiko**
that she met someone so wonderful.
Take good care of her, Nasa-kun.
**[21:16] Tokiko**
She can be a pain in certain ways,
but generally speaking, she's a kind one.
**[21:21] Nasa**
Right!
**[21:23] Tsukasa**
You never know when to stop, huh?
**[21:26] Tsukasa**
Honestly, what is her deal?
**[21:30] Nasa**
She's really funny.
**[21:32] Nasa**
And that was some good advice.
**[21:36] Tsukasa**
What part do you mean?
**[21:37] Nasa**
The stuff about expressing
your love... maybe.
**[21:55] [SONG] Ending sign**
Closed for the Day
***SIGN*** Sorry!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Nasa**
What souvenirs should we get for the others?
**[23:27] Tsukasa**
Kaname wants something
a little crude and funny,
**[23:29] Tsukasa**
and Aya mentioned some
kind of local merchandise
**[23:31] Tsukasa**
made in collaboration with some anime.
**[23:33] Nasa**
You actually went and asked them! Nice!
**[23:35] Tsukasa**
Actually, they volunteered the
info before I could ask them.
# E6 - Underneath the Moon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGQ054/underneath-the-moon)
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***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
**[01:30] Girl**
Oh, wow!
**[01:32] Girl**
An open air bath!
**[01:33] Boy**
Wha... What?!
**[01:34] Boy**
What's she doing in the men's bath?!
**[01:36] Boy**
Th-This is bad! If she finds me out here,
**[01:39] Boy**
this time I'm seriously gonna be—
**[01:44] Girl**
Eek! What are you doing here?!
**[01:44] sign**
Thud!!
***SIGN*** What
will
become
of
their
romance
...!?
***SIGN*** This week is a double feature! To be continued on page 285!
**[01:47] Boy**
I should be asking you that!
**[01:52] Nasa**
* Of course, that's how it'd*
* go in a typical rom-com...*
***SIGN*** Episode 6 Underneath the Moon
**[01:55] Nasa**
*since those characters aren't even dating.*
**[01:57] Nasa**
*But we're married!*
**[01:59] Nasa**
*That's way beyond just dating!*
***SIGN*** Twin Strike Swordsman TV Anime Now Airing !!
Weekly Shonen
Sunday
Kamen Butler
Creator: Sayama Satoru
Art: Aki Futaba
***SIGN*** The new saga begins!
**[02:02] Nasa**
* The idea of the two of us visiting a hot*
* spring together is both socially and legally*
**[02:06] Nasa**
*completely unproblematic!*
**[02:08] Tsukasa**
Here I am.
**[02:12] Tsukasa**
Since they had it, I went and
borrowed this cute yukata.
**[02:15] Tsukasa**
What do you think?
**[02:16] Nasa**
Uh... well...
**[02:17] Nasa**
Yeah. It looks amazing on you.
**[02:20] Tsukasa**
Really? That's great.
**[02:26] Nasa**
*She's so cute, I'm going to die!*
**[02:28] Nasa**
W-Well, why don't we take a look around?
**[02:31] Tsukasa**
Sure.
**[02:39] Nasa**
So this is the hot spring field, Yubatake...
**[02:42] Tsukasa**
It's one of the things Kusatsu is famous for.
**[02:44] Nasa**
That's true. But I wonder
how long it's been here for.
**[02:50] Tsukasa**
According to the explanation here...
***SIGN*** Kyoho 11 (1726)
**[02:52] Tsukasa**
Since around year 11 of the Kyoho era.
**[02:54] Nasa**
Wow. For 300 years, huh?
**[02:58] Nasa**
What exactly does the Yubatake do, though?
**[03:03] Nasa**
What's up with those wooden devices?
**[03:05] Tsukasa**
They're hot water conduits.
**[03:07] Nasa**
Conduits?
**[03:08] Tsukasa**
They help cool the spring water,
which is too hot when it surfaces,
**[03:11] Tsukasa**
in addition to making hot spring powder.
**[03:13] Nasa**
Oh, I see.
**[03:17] Nasa**
Hot spring powder?
**[03:18] Tsukasa**
You have absolutely no clue about
things you're not interested in, huh?
**[03:22] Tsukasa**
It's a powder that's kind of like bath salts.
***SIGN*** Kusatsu
Souvenirs
***SIGN*** Hot Spring Powder
***SIGN*** Souvenirs
**[03:24] Tsukasa**
They sell it all over the place here.
**[03:27] Nasa**
Huh...
***SIGN*** Kusatsu Souvenir Hot Spring Powder
**[03:28] Nasa**
Then we should buy some for Kaname-chan
and the others on our way back.
**[03:33] Tsukasa**
Sounds good.
***SIGN*** Hot Spring Eggs
**[03:37] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, they've got
hot spring eggs for sale!
**[03:40] Tsukasa**
Makes sense that they would
in a hot springs town.
**[03:49] Tsukasa**
Hey, darling!
**[03:51] Nasa**
Since we're on our honeymoon,
**[03:53] Nasa**
I thought it'd be a good idea
to capture some memories.
**[03:56] Tsukasa**
I don't really mind, but you
should let me know beforehand.
**[04:02] Tsukasa**
Come on, what did I just say?!
**[04:05] Nasa**
*I think I'm getting better at photography.*
**[04:14] Tsukasa**
I don't mind you taking pictures, but be
careful you don't drop it and break it.
**[04:19] Nasa**
Don't worry!
**[04:20] Nasa**
Even if I did, I'd do whatever
it takes to salvage the data.
**[04:25] Tsukasa**
That sounds like something you
could pull off, to be honest.
**[04:29] Nasa**
By the way, what exactly is your
relationship with Tokiko-san?
**[04:34] Tsukasa**
Well...
**[04:37] Tsukasa**
I mean, we're not related by blood,
but she was basically my guardian.
**[04:42] Tsukasa**
She's known me since I was little... so...
**[04:47] Tsukasa**
She's way too attached to me!
**[04:50] Tsukasa**
The second I let my guard down,
she starts fretting!
**[04:53] Nasa**
That's a little harsh, Tsukasa-chan.
**[04:57] Tsukasa**
That said, I'm pretty sure she's glad.
**[05:02] Tsukasa**
That I found such a lovely husband.
**[05:07] Nasa**
W-Well, I'm glad if she's glad!
**[05:11] Tsukasa**
And I'm sure she is.
**[05:14] Tsukasa**
Is it me or does something
around here smell really good?
**[05:18] Nasa**
I think so.
**[05:21] [SONG] Wooden sign**
Open
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** Pottery
***SIGN*** Yakitori
**[05:21] Nasa**
Look at that place.
**[05:24] Tsukasa**
Looks appetizing.
**[05:25] Nasa**
S-Sure does.
**[05:27] Nasa**
There's always an itch to eat at places
like this when you're on a trip.
**[05:30] [SONG] Sign**
Grilled Skewer Menu
**[05:30] [SONG] Sign**
• Wagyu Steak Skewers
**[05:30] [SONG] Sign**
• Pork Jowl Skewers
**[05:30] [SONG] Sign**
• Salty Beef Tongue Skewers
**[05:30] [SONG] Sign**
• Chicken Gizzards
**[05:30] Nasa**
Okay!
**[05:31] Nasa**
Why don't we grab those steak skewers?
**[05:34] [SONG] Zoom in sign**
• Wagyu Steak Skewers
**[05:34] Tsukasa**
B-But, darling, don't you
think that's a bit expensive?
**[05:38] Nasa**
I-It's fine!
**[05:40] Nasa**
I'm a wonderful husband that
you can rely on, after all.
**[05:48] Tsukasa**
Darling, these are fantastic!
**[05:51] Nasa**
Really? That's good.
**[05:54] Nasa**
Come to think of it, I brought this
thing Tokiko-san gave me, but...
**[05:55] Sign**
Special Pass
Kusatsu's Top Three Hot Springs
Goritsunoyu, Kotakinoyu, Tonokawara Open Air Baths
**[05:59] Nasa**
This "Tonokawara" place is
supposed to be famous, right?
**[06:02] Tsukasa**
Are you interested in their
open air bath, darling?
**[06:06] Nasa**
I'm not sure...
**[06:10] Tsukasa**
Okay, here's your half.
**[06:12] Nasa**
Thanks.
**[06:18] Nasa**
Well, since I just used the big bath,
**[06:21] Nasa**
and I want to use the open air bath in
our room later, I guess I'll pass for now.
**[06:27] Tsukasa**
The one... in our room, huh?
**[06:31] Nasa**
I mean...
**[06:33] Tsukasa**
Oh, look, darling!
**[06:41] Tsukasa**
This is Tonokawara, the eastern riverbed.
**[06:43] Nasa**
Wow, that's a lot of hot spring water.
**[06:46] Tsukasa**
Kusatsu definitely earned its reputation.
**[06:50] Tsukasa**
The ground's toasty, too.
**[06:52] Nasa**
I-It sure is...
**[06:54] Nasa**
* Even if we're married, isn't asking*
* to bathe together a real challenge?!*
**[07:00] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
The one... in our room, huh?
**[07:02] Nasa**
*I know we're married,
but* because *we're married,*
**[07:06] Nasa**
* there are some things that*
* are hard to bring up!*
**[07:09] Tsukasa**
What's wrong, darling?
**[07:13] Nasa**
Oh, uh, it's nothing.
**[07:17] Nasa**
* When I calm down and think*
* about it for a second...*
**[07:23] Nasa**
* Is it really okay to get in*
* a bath with a girl this cute?!*
**[07:30] Nasa**
* It's suddenly feeling like*
* a real possibility now.*
**[07:33] Nasa**
* Before, it felt way too fantastical*
* to be a possibility.*
**[07:36] Nasa**
*Am I really allowed to go down this route?*
***SIGN*** The Famous Tonokawara Park's
Giant Open Air Bath
**[07:39] Tsukasa**
Looks like the open air bath is this way.
**[07:43] Tsukasa**
And depending on the time
of day, it's mixed bathing.
**[07:45] Nasa**
*Mixed bathing?!*
**[07:47] Tsukasa**
Well, I'd be too embarrassed to go into a
place like that without a swimsuit, though.
**[07:52] Nasa**
*Swimsuit? Of course! A swimsuit!*
**[07:55] Nasa**
* Then again, wearing a swimsuit in*
* our own private room is kind of weird.*
**[07:59] Nasa**
*And besides, we didn't pack any!*
**[08:02] Nasa**
T-Tsukasa-chan, did you want
to visit this open air bath?
**[08:09] Tsukasa**
Well...
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
N-Not this one, I think.
**[08:15] Nasa**
*I-I see. Not* this *one...*
**[08:20] Nasa**
Th-This riverbed sure is warm.
**[08:22] Tsukasa**
S-Sure is!
**[08:25] Nasa**
Let's check somewhere else out.
**[08:27] Tsukasa**
Sounds good to me!
**[08:29] Girl**
Ha ha!
***SIGN*** What's Important in Love
**[08:30] Girl**
Tough luck!
**[08:31] Girl**
I was actually wearing a swimsuit
underneath the towel!
**[08:31] Girl**
Fwip
**[08:36] Girl**
Did you think I was gonna go
into a mixed bath naked?
**[08:39] Girl**
Pfft! You perv!
**[08:41] Boy**
Stupid! Don't get my hopes up!
**[08:41] sign**
Bang!!
***SIGN*** Sorry
for
getting
your
hopes
up
**[08:44] Girl**
Eek!
**[08:45] Girl**
The horndog's mad!
**[08:50] Nasa**
*See, in a rom-com, it could be a coincidence,*
**[08:52] Nasa**
* or maybe a trick by a third party could lead*
* to them being in the bath at the same time.*
**[08:56] Nasa**
*But we're married!*
**[08:58] Nasa**
* It takes courage to do that*
* sort of thing together!*
***SIGN*** It's a deal
**[09:02] Nasa**
*Because you both have to agree to it!*
**[09:04] Nasa**
*"Let's get in the bath together!"*
**[09:07] Nasa**
* Saying those words is a*
* hurdle that's so dang high!*
**[09:12] Nasa**
*Can I really say it to her?*
**[09:14] Nasa**
*Do I...*
**[09:17] Nasa**
*Do I have the courage to say it?!*
**[09:24] Staff**
Now, please enjoy.
**[09:26] Nasa**
I-I never knew inns had fancy
spreads like this for dinner.
**[09:31] Tsukasa**
We should remember to thank Kaname.
**[09:34] Nasa**
We really should.
**[09:35] Tsukasa**
Come on, let's eat while it's still fresh.
**[09:43] Tsukasa**
This is good!
**[09:49] Nasa**
You're right!
**[09:50] Nasa**
Do you think it's all locally sourced?
**[09:53] Tsukasa**
Most likely.
**[09:54] Tsukasa**
The type of food they serve probably
depends on what's in season, too.
**[09:58] Tsukasa**
That means it's fresh and tastes better.
**[10:02] Nasa**
That makes me want to come
back at a different time of year.
**[10:05] Tsukasa**
True.
**[10:06] Tsukasa**
There are probably dishes that
you can only get here, too.
**[10:10] Tsukasa**
This looks good!
**[10:16] Nasa**
* Seeing Tsukasa do things she*
* doesn't get to do at home...*
**[10:19] Nasa**
*Very nice!*
**[10:25] Tsukasa**
What's wrong, darling?
**[10:28] Nasa**
Oh, just...
**[10:29] Nasa**
Being able to come to an inn like this,
and eating a fancy dinner together...
**[10:34] Nasa**
It makes for a nice change of pace, is all.
**[10:38] Tsukasa**
I'm glad we get to enjoy
this feast together, too.
**[10:42] Nasa**
And seeing a different side of you
from at home makes it twice as tasty.
**[10:48] Tsukasa**
D-Does it?
**[10:51] Tsukasa**
Dinner was delicious, wasn't it, darling?
**[10:54] Nasa**
I-It sure was.
**[10:57] Tsukasa**
There's something really nice about
taking a relaxing trip to a hot spring.
**[11:01] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[11:03] Nasa**
*Sh-Should I bring it up now?*
**[11:06] Nasa**
*We ate dinner. We've had a minute to relax.*
**[11:09] Tsukasa**
*Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?!*
**[11:11] Tsukasa**
*We finished dinner, and now what comes next?!*
**[11:14] Tsukasa**
*I mean, the obvious answer is bath time.*
**[11:19] Tsukasa**
*B-B-But, but...*
**[11:21] Nasa**
* Isn't this a moment that*
* calls for manliness?!*
**[11:26] Nasa**
* Asking her what we do next*
* would be a dereliction of duty!*
**[11:29] Nasa**
*It'd be signing off on my weakness!*
**[11:31] Nasa**
* Even if she refuses, a real*
* man dies facing forward!*
**[11:36] Nasa**
*And so...*
**[11:37] Nasa**
H-Hey...
**[11:40] Nasa**
Let's...
**[11:41] Nasa**
get in the bath together.
**[11:46] Tsukasa**
I-I see. Impressive, darling.
**[11:49] Tsukasa**
You came out and just said it.
**[11:51] Nasa**
Right! Because I want to be manly.
**[11:54] Tsukasa**
M-Makes sense. That's pretty rugged of you.
**[11:58] Nasa**
So... what do you say?
**[12:05] Tsukasa**
W-Well, let's see...
**[12:08] Tsukasa**
Okay, but could you get in first?
**[12:18] Nasa**
*Th-This is it! Me and Tsukasa-chan...*
**[12:29] Nasa**
*Is this really happening?*
**[12:33] Nasa**
* It feels so unreal...*
* like my mind is all fluffy.*
**[12:41] Tsukasa**
Is it okay if I turn the lights down some?
**[12:45] Tsukasa**
It's too embarrassing with them on.
**[12:48] Nasa**
S-Sure! No problem at all!
**[12:51] Nasa**
*I-Is this actually reality?!*
**[12:54] Nasa**
*Or is it a dream?!*
**[13:00] Tsukasa**
Hey. You can't look yet.
**[13:04] Nasa**
S-S-S-S-Sorry!
**[13:12] Nasa**
*The sight of her lit by the moon*
**[13:15] Nasa**
* was so radiant, I couldn't*
* stand to look directly at her.*
**[13:35] Nasa**
*I had no idea what to say.*
**[13:40] Nasa**
* But the only thing I can say for sure*
* is that this was really happening...*
**[13:45] Nasa**
*And my wife is really cute.*
**[13:58] Nasa**
Uh, well, er...
**[14:02] Nasa**
The m-moon is pretty.
**[14:05] Tsukasa**
In the Natsume Soseki sense?
**[14:09] Nasa**
Oh, right, when he was translating
the English phrase "I love you,"
**[14:14] Nasa**
but thought it should be less direct
to suit Japanese culture.
**[14:17] Tsukasa**
If you're going to say it...
**[14:18] Tsukasa**
I'd rather you use words that were direct.
**[14:21] Tsukasa**
B-Because you're the only one
allowed to say them to me.
**[14:32] Nasa**
I love you, Tsukasa-chan.
**[14:40] Nasa**
That reminds me of what Tokiko-san said,
about how you express that sort of sentiment.
**[14:47] Tsukasa**
You bring that up now?!
**[14:48] Nasa**
I mean...
**[14:50] Nasa**
When she said it, I realized that you're
not very direct about it yourself.
**[14:58] Tsukasa**
That's not true.
**[15:01] Tsukasa**
You just didn't notice before.
I say it a fair amount.
**[15:06] Nasa**
But she also said that however much
you say it is half the normal amount.
**[15:10] Tsukasa**
Y-You shouldn't take anything
she says seriously!
**[15:13] Nasa**
Are you not going to say it today, then?
**[15:17] Tsukasa**
W-Well, I...
**[15:20] Tsukasa**
Wh-What is that look for?!
**[15:23] Tsukasa**
Fine, then! I'll say it, okay?!
**[15:29] Tsukasa**
I l-love you, Nasa-kun.
**[15:35] Nasa**
I think I'm gonna collapse...
**[15:37] Tsukasa**
Hey! No naked collapsing!
**[15:42] Nasa**
Still, hearing you say it
like that makes me so happy,
**[15:46] Nasa**
and I even love how you get embarrassed, too.
**[15:55] Nasa**
H-Hey!
**[15:55] Tsukasa**
Take that! And that!
**[15:57] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
It felt like you were making fun of me.
**[16:04] Tsukasa**
So I paid you back.
**[16:06] Nasa**
Aw!
**[16:07] Nasa**
I can do that, too!
**[16:10] Tsukasa**
Hey! How is that fair?!
**[16:15] Nasa**
* It's hard to put into words, but it*
* felt like we both had a great time.*
**[16:20] Nasa**
*And at the same time, I wondered...*
**[16:23] Both**
* How exactly does the timing*
* work for getting out of here?*
**[16:27] Nasa**
*It's getting a little too hot in here,*
**[16:29] Nasa**
* but between being naked and other*
* issues, what am I supposed to do?*
**[16:32] Tsukasa**
* B-But it's not like we can*
* stay in here forever.*
**[16:37] Tsukasa**
*Let's see...*
**[16:39] Nasa**
H-Hot springs feel great, huh?
**[16:41] Tsukasa**
S-Sure do!
**[16:43] Tsukasa**
What a wonderful trip!
**[16:45] Nasa**
* We were both really dizzy*
* by the time we got out.*
**[16:55] Tsukasa**
This is embarrassing, so don't stare, okay?
**[17:02] Nasa**
* I remember now. Yesterday,*
* we came here together,*
**[17:05] Nasa**
* and then we got in the*
* open air bath together.*
**[17:08] Nasa**
*And then...*
**[17:10] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Hey. You can't look yet.
**[17:13] Nasa**
*This is bad! Real bad!*
**[17:15] Nasa**
*I'm going to die of happiness!*
**[17:18] Nasa**
* Even after a good night's sleep,*
* I still can't calm down!*
**[17:24] Nasa**
*But Tsukasa-chan sure was cute yesterday...*
**[17:28] Tsukasa**
Good morning, darling.
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
I see your internal monologue
is leaking again this morning.
**[17:33] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?! Where were you?
**[17:36] Tsukasa**
I woke up early this morning,
so I went and used the big baths.
**[17:40] Tsukasa**
Why don't you go, too? Breakfast
is going to be served soon.
**[17:43] Nasa**
G-Got it! I'll do that.
**[17:52] Nasa**
Wow, the service here is really something.
**[17:56] Tsukasa**
It is. Even the breakfast is very luxurious.
**[17:59] Tsukasa**
Let's eat it before it gets cold.
**[18:02] Nasa**
Okay. Thanks for the food.
**[18:05] Nasa**
* I had the feeling my wife was being*
* a little distant this morning...*
**[18:08] Nasa**
*But I think I understand why.*
**[18:11] Nasa**
* It's just like Tokiko-san said.*
* My wife can be really shy at times.*
**[18:17] Nasa**
* Which is why she has a tendency to put*
* up a cool facade to hide that fact.*
**[18:22] Sign**
He's right
**[18:23] Tsukasa**
* I'm so embarrassed about yesterday,*
* I can barely look at him!*
**[18:29] Tsukasa**
* He saw so much more than I'm used to,*
* and my body still feels hot!*
**[18:35] Tsukasa**
* Just thinking about it makes my*
* face feel like it's on fire.*
**[18:39] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[18:41] Tsukasa**
Y-Yes?!
**[18:42] Nasa**
I was just thinking this breakfast was good.
**[18:45] Tsukasa**
I-It is! It's really delicious.
**[18:49] Nasa**
We've still got time before we head home,
**[18:51] Nasa**
so do you want to get in the bath again?
**[18:53] Tsukasa**
W-Well, y'know, I'm not against the idea...
**[18:59] Tsukasa**
But doing it when it's so bright out is still...
a little too embarrassing, I think.
**[19:05] Nasa**
Oh, no, I meant that since we have
this ticket from Tokiko-san,
**[19:09] Nasa**
we could visit one of the
baths outside of the inn.
**[19:14] Tsukasa**
Th-Then you should've
been specific about that!
**[19:16] Nasa**
S-Sorry...
**[19:18] Nasa**
I don't mind if it's bright out, though.
**[19:23] Tsukasa**
S-Some other time, okay?
**[19:26] Nasa**
* I found another reason to survive*
* at all costs on that day.*
**[19:30] Nasa**
Well, let's grab souvenirs for
the others and then head home.
**[19:33] Tsukasa**
Sounds good. We had a
great stay at this place.
**[19:37] Nasa**
Should we really leave without
letting Tokiko-san know?
**[19:41] Tsukasa**
It's fine. We can see her whenever in Tokyo.
**[19:44] Nasa**
Really? But...
**[19:46] Tokiko**
Come, now. The least you
could do is say goodbye.
**[19:51] Tokiko**
I'm sure you think you can see me
whenever, but I'm a busy woman.
**[19:57] Tsukasa**
Would a busy woman really
be here right now?!
**[20:00] Tokiko**
Ever hear of the term "self-care" before?
**[20:03] Tokiko**
I don't even know how long I have left...
**[20:08] Tsukasa**
Do what you want!
**[20:12] Tokiko**
I was wondering, are you two
not going to have a ceremony?
**[20:15] Tokiko**
May as well do it up big time.
**[20:17] Nasa**
Oh, right...
**[20:19] Tsukasa**
You know damn well we won't!
**[20:21] Tsukasa**
A wedding would be... so...
**[20:24] Tsukasa**
embarrassing.
**[20:25] Tokiko**
Oh, is that right? You'd be embarrassed?
**[20:29] Tokiko**
Well, since we're all here,
let's take a picture together.
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
I don't see why we need to—
**[20:36] Nasa**
Good idea. I'd love to!
**[20:38] Tsukasa**
Darling?!
**[20:39] Tsukasa**
Excuse me, ma'am?
Could you take a picture of us?
**[20:44] Staff**
Okay, say cheese!
***SIGN*** Aizawa Hot Springs Inn
**[20:49] Tsukasa**
Ugh, Tokiko did it again...
**[20:51] Nasa**
Well, it's nice that she came to see us off.
**[20:55] Nasa**
Besides, taking that picture together
is a nice memento, don't you think?
**[20:59] Tsukasa**
You really don't need to
humor her so much, darling.
**[21:04] Tsukasa**
I mean, it's our honeymoon. I'd rather
have the memories be of just us...
**[21:13] Nasa**
Th-Then why don't we make one last memory
of this trip to Kusatsu? Just the two of us.
**[21:22] Nasa**
It might be from being in the hot spring,
but your hands are really warm, Tsukasa-chan.
**[21:27] Tsukasa**
I-It's not because of the hot spring...
**[21:31] Tsukasa**
It's because I get excited when you touch me.
**[21:36] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[21:38] Tsukasa**
Yeah.
**[21:39] Nasa**
Okay, let's find those souvenirs.
**[21:42] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah.
***SIGN*** Hot Springs
**[21:47] Nasa**
The time really flew by, huh?
**[21:49] Tsukasa**
That it did.
**[21:51] Nasa**
* Man, going to a hot spring*
* as a couple was amazing.*
**[21:55] Nasa**
*It feels like we've gotten a lot closer.*
**[22:00] Nasa**
* And we've made so, so many*
* great new memories.*
**[22:03] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[22:05] Tsukasa**
You're making an interesting
face there. Everything okay?
**[22:09] Nasa**
O-Oh, I was thinking about the great time we
had in Kusatsu, and the smile just... surfaced!
**[22:17] Tsukasa**
Well, I had a great time, too.
**[22:21] Tsukasa**
I'd love to go on another trip like this.
**[22:26] Nasa**
G-Good idea.
**[22:28] Nasa**
Maybe to Hakone or Atami next time.
**[22:31] Tsukasa**
It doesn't have to be to a hot spring.
**[22:34] Tsukasa**
Let's visit all kinds of places.
**[22:36] Tsukasa**
And we'll make lots of memories together.
**[22:40] Tsukasa**
The thought of building up those
memories with you makes me happy.
**[22:46] Nasa**
Yeah. Me, too.
**[22:48] Nasa**
Will you join me in the bath again,
even if it's not at a hot spring?
**[22:52] Tsukasa**
Let me think...
**[22:55] Tsukasa**
A-As long as you turn off the lights,
I wouldn't be totally opposed to the idea.
**[23:01] Nasa**
But then I won't be able to see how
cute you are when you're embarrassed.
**[23:06] Tsukasa**
You don't need to see that anyway.
**[23:08] Nasa**
You were really cute, though.
**[23:16] Tsukasa**
You were super cute yourself, darling.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Nasa**
We meet all kinds of different
people in life, don't we?
**[23:28] Kaname**
Why are you getting all lyrical on me?
**[23:30] Nasa**
I'm grateful to have met
you, too, Kaname-chan!
**[23:32] Nasa**
Then how about you act like it for once?!
**[23:33] Nasa**
You could start by sharing some
embarrassing couple stuff with me!
**[23:37] Nasa**
You're making all that gratitude
I felt seem wasted!
# E7 - An Expanding World
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ1N02/an-expanding-world)
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***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 7 An Expanding World
**[01:35] Tsukasa**
It sure is hot, darling.
**[01:39] Nasa**
Sure is.
**[01:41] Tsukasa**
It was pouring non-stop after we
got back from the hot spring,
**[01:45] Tsukasa**
but now it's like summer kicked
into high gear all of a sudden.
**[01:47] Nasa**
You've got that right.
**[01:50] Tsukasa**
That talk about it being a
cooler summer this year...
**[01:53] Tsukasa**
Where did it even come from?
**[01:56] Nasa**
Well, the news always tends
to prop up theories like that.
**[02:00] Tsukasa**
Y'know, there's something I've only
noticed now that summer's started.
**[02:05] Tsukasa**
The AC in this room...
**[02:09] Tsukasa**
does not work at all.
**[02:11] Nasa**
It definitely does not.
**[02:15] Nasa**
I can't focus on work when it's this hot,
**[02:17] Nasa**
and I doubt it's good for us or Toast!
**[02:19] Nasa**
I'm gonna go buy an air conditioner!
**[02:23] Nasa**
So, is it okay if we install a new
air conditioner in that building?
**[02:26] Kaname**
It's not a problem, but...
**[02:30] Kaname**
I mean, most of the time, you won't actually
have your AC until two weeks after buying it.
**[02:35] Tsukasa**
B-But why?!
**[02:38] Kaname**
I mean, they need to be installed, right?
***SIGN*** July 17
***SIGN*** July 11
***SIGN*** July 16
***SIGN*** July 10
***SIGN*** July 15
***SIGN*** July 9
***SIGN*** July 8
***SIGN*** July 7
***SIGN*** Not available.
**[02:42] Kaname**
And in heat this bad,
***SIGN*** July 6
**[02:44] Kaname**
it's probably gonna be hard to pencil
in an install date anytime soon.
***SIGN*** July 5
**[02:48] Tsukasa**
O-Oh, no...
**[02:50] Nasa**
Oh, no worries there.
**[02:51] Nasa**
I can install it!
**[02:54] Kaname**
*Well, damn, dude.*
**[02:55] Tsukasa**
*He really is reliable.*
**[02:58] Nasa**
So let's go and buy that AC!
***SIGN*** Multi-Camera Tokyo
**[03:06] Tsukasa**
There are all kinds of different
air conditioners, huh?
**[03:09] Nasa**
There sure are.
***SIGN*** CLEARANCE SALE!!
***SIGN*** CLEARANCE SALE!!
**[03:10] Tsukasa**
The prices are totally different, too.
**[03:13] Tsukasa**
I wonder how much of a
functional difference there is.
**[03:17] Tsukasa**
It's hard to know which one to
pick with such a wide selection.
***SIGN*** Trade-In
Discount
Applicable
**[03:20] Nasa**
Excuse me, I'd like this one.
**[03:23] Clerk**
Sure, let me just make sure it's in stock.
**[03:25] Tsukasa**
So fast!
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
I-Is it okay to decide so quickly
without looking at all the options?
**[03:29] Tsukasa**
Are you sure you don't want to compare a few?
**[03:31] Nasa**
It's okay. I've got a good
idea of how they work.
**[03:34] Tsukasa**
How do you even know about that?!
**[03:37] Clerk**
We do have it in stock.
**[03:38] Nasa**
Can we get it delivered today?
**[03:41] Clerk**
Sure, we can do that.
**[03:43] Nasa**
It'll be delivered at 4:00 PM.
**[03:46] Tsukasa**
That's kinda impressive...
**[03:48] Nasa**
Seriously! We live in a convenient world.
***SIGN*** Air Conditioning
Fans • Associated Products
Now on Sale
**[03:51] Tsukasa**
I was talking about you, darling.
**[03:53] Nasa**
Huh?
**[03:56] Tsukasa**
So, where to next?
**[03:58] Nasa**
Well, you need some special gear to install
an AC, so we're off to rent those.
***SIGN*** Nakiri Technical
**[04:05] Nasa**
Here we are. This place belongs to
someone I've known for a long time.
***SIGN*** Nakiri *Technical*
**[04:10] Nasa**
Hello there!
**[04:12] Nakiri**
Whoa.
**[04:14] Nakiri**
Well, look who it is. Hello there, Nasa-kun.
**[04:17] Nasa**
Good to see you again, Nakiri-san.
**[04:20] Nakiri**
Likewise.
**[04:21] Tsukasa**
*I-It's a young woman.*
**[04:24] Nakiri**
What brings you by today?
**[04:26] Nasa**
I wanted to borrow the tools for
installing an air conditioner.
**[04:29] Nakiri**
Yeah, with this sudden heat. Makes sense.
**[04:32] Nakiri**
Let's see, you'll need a
vacuum pump, a duct cutter...
**[04:37] Nakiri**
Now, where are the flaring tools?
**[04:38] Tsukasa**
U-Um, darling, how do you know her?
**[04:43] Nasa**
That's Nakiri Ouka-san.
**[04:45] Nasa**
We were classmates in middle school.
**[04:47] Tsukasa**
What?! Then you're the same age?
**[04:49] Nasa**
Yep.
**[04:51] Nasa**
By the way, Nakiri-san, I got married!
**[04:54] Nakiri**
Oh, is that right?
**[04:57] Nakiri**
Is white an okay color for the slim duct?
**[04:59] Nasa**
Sure.
**[05:00] Nasa**
And this is my wife, Tsukasa-chan.
**[05:03] Tsukasa**
I-It's nice to meet you. I'm Tsukasa.
**[05:06] Nakiri**
Yeah, I'm Nakiri Ouka. It's a pleasure.
**[05:10] Tsukasa**
*She doesn't seem even mildly surprised.*
**[05:13] Nakiri**
That just leaves the hole saw and...
**[05:17] Nakiri**
Wait, you're married, Nasa-kun?!
**[05:20] Nakiri**
For real?! Since when?!
**[05:21] Tsukasa**
Kinda slow...
**[05:22] Nasa**
Well, it was fairly recently, to be honest.
**[05:25] Nakiri**
I bet! But you could've said something!
**[05:27] Nakiri**
It came as such a shock that
it took a while to sink in!
**[05:30] Nasa**
Sorry about that. It did come up kind of late...
**[05:33] Nakiri**
W-Well, regardless, congratulations.
**[05:37] Nakiri**
This isn't much, but...
**[05:39] Nakiri**
Have some sealant paste in lieu of a gift.
**[05:42] Nasa**
Oh, hey, thanks!
**[05:45] Nakiri**
Still, to think that Nasa-kun is
married now... That's a real shocker.
**[05:50] Nakiri**
Where did you even meet, anyway?
**[05:52] Nasa**
On the street!
**[05:55] Nasa**
I happened to catch a glimpse of her,
**[05:58] Nasa**
and it was love at first sight.
**[06:00] Nakiri**
I-I see...
**[06:03] Nakiri**
To be honest, I figured you were like me.
**[06:06] Nakiri**
The type who'd never really have any
interest in, or chance for, that sort of thing.
**[06:10] Nasa**
Well, I can see how you
would've thought that.
**[06:14] Nasa**
I'm pretty sure if I hadn't met Tsukasa-chan,
you would've been right.
**[06:19] Nasa**
I was never all that concerned about romance.
**[06:22] Nasa**
I don't think I ever will be again, either.
**[06:25] Nasa**
I'm pretty sure my lifetime's worth of
romantic love is all for Tsukasa-chan!
**[06:32] Nakiri**
I-I see...
**[06:34] Nakiri**
You never fail to impress.
**[06:38] Nakiri**
I-I'll waive your rental fees for today.
**[06:41] Nasa**
Really?! Thanks!
**[06:45] Nasa**
Okay, all installed.
**[06:50] Nasa**
Wow, air conditioning really
does make the place more comfy!
**[06:54] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah, it does.
**[06:58] (Flashback) Nasa**
I'm pretty sure my lifetime's worth of
romantic love is all for Tsukasa-chan!
**[07:05] Nasa**
Since it's cooled down a bit,
I think I'll raise the temperature.
**[07:09] Tsukasa**
I-I'm still feeling warm, so maybe not.
**[07:12] Nasa**
You sure?
**[07:13] Tsukasa**
And since I'm sweaty,
I'm gonna go take a bath.
**[07:17] Nasa**
Okay.
**[07:29] Tsukasa**
There's something really nice about a
cool room after getting out the bath!
**[07:34] Nasa**
*My wife is cute when enjoying cool air, too!*
**[07:37] Nasa**
All right, Tsukasa-chan,
how about we head to bed?
**[07:40] Tsukasa**
Yeah.
**[07:43] Nasa**
I'll turn everything off, then.
**[07:45] Tsukasa**
Okay. Goodnight.
**[08:01] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[08:04] Nasa**
What's wrong?
**[08:06] Tsukasa**
Is it just me, or does turning off
the AC before bed... make it hot?
**[08:09] Nasa**
Oh, sorry! Were you having trouble sleeping?
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
I wouldn't go that far, but...
**[08:15] Tsukasa**
There's the feeling of going
from a comfy room with the AC on
**[08:18] Tsukasa**
to a room where summer is in full effect.
**[08:21] Tsukasa**
How do I put this? It's like the
contrast is making it hard to sleep.
**[08:25] Nasa**
I-I see...
**[08:27] Nasa**
In that case, why don't I set
it to turn off in an hour?
**[08:30] Tsukasa**
I think that's a brilliant idea, darling.
**[08:36] Nasa**
Sleep tight.
**[08:37] Tsukasa**
Goodnight.
**[08:46] Nasa**
*Is it just me, or is it super cold now?*
**[08:50] Nasa**
* Huh? What did I have the*
* temperature set to, again?*
***SIGN*** Remote
***SIGN*** Automatic
***SIGN*** Stop
***SIGN*** AC
**[08:54] Nasa**
*I think it was 26 degrees...*
**[08:56] Nasa**
*Has 26 degrees always been this cold?*
**[08:59] Nasa**
*Are newer model ACs this cold?*
**[09:03] Nasa**
* Aw, man, I can't sleep! It's a hot night,*
* but I'm too cold to sleep!*
**[09:08] Nasa**
*And how is it that, when I'm this cold,*
**[09:10] Nasa**
*Tsukasa-chan is totally...*
***SIGN*** Brrr brrr
**[09:12] Tsukasa**
Darling, I'm cold.
**[09:14] Nasa**
I know, right?! It really is, isn't it?!
**[09:18] Tsukasa**
Maybe 26 degrees was too cold?
**[09:21] Nasa**
I guess so.
***SIGN*** Air Direction
***SIGN*** Up/Down
***SIGN*** Air Pressure
**[09:22] Nasa**
Let's set it to 28 degrees instead.
**[09:25] Tsukasa**
Good idea. We can see how that works out.
**[09:32] Nasa**
*This is pretty comfortable for me.*
**[09:35] Nasa**
* I bet Tsukasa-chan will be*
* able to sleep well now, too.*
**[09:44] Nasa**
*Okay, she looks like she's super hot!*
**[09:47] Nasa**
*Do girls run warmer than guys?*
**[09:51] Nasa**
*Although, with that said...*
**[09:58] Nasa**
*It's pretty nice.*
**[10:00] Nasa**
*Wait, no!*
**[10:01] Nasa**
*I'd hate for her to be uncomfortable.*
**[10:03] Nasa**
*Let's set it to 27 degrees...*
**[10:07] Nasa**
* And have the sleep timer*
* turn it off in an hour.*
**[10:25] Nasa**
* How are humans able to do that*
* sort of thing unconsciously?*
**[10:30] Nasa**
* This is a little chilly for me, but as*
* long as Tsukasa-chan is comfortable.*
**[10:34] Nasa**
*Goodnight...*
**[10:49] Tsukasa**
Oh, sorry. Did I wake you?
**[10:52] Tsukasa**
I woke up from the heat. Sorry.
**[10:57] Nasa**
Let's leave the AC on a
bit longer while we sleep.
**[11:00] Tsukasa**
You sure?
**[11:01] Nasa**
Well, newer models have
better energy efficiency,
**[11:04] Nasa**
and there's no point in having it
if we're sitting around being hot.
**[11:08] Tsukasa**
Thanks, darling.
**[11:10] Nasa**
I like it to be comfy, too.
**[11:14] Tsukasa**
I love you.
**[11:18] Tsukasa**
Sleep well, darling.
**[11:20] Nasa**
G-Goodnight...
**[11:24] Nasa**
* After that, we both were a little*
* too heated up to sleep.*
**[11:29] Nasa**
*So we ended up setting the AC to 26.5.*
**[11:42] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[11:43] Kyuuma**
Hey, Kaname.
**[11:45] Kyuuma**
I wanted your help with something
involving the summer festival.
**[11:48] Kyuuma**
Shiba-san's asking me to help out.
**[11:51] Kyuuma**
What do you think?
**[11:53] Kyuuma**
I mean, I'd personally rather not, but...
**[11:56] Kyuuma**
But you know how Shiba-san is.
That could start another argument.
**[11:59] Kyuuma**
Which is why I wanted to ask you...
**[12:01] Kyuuma**
What should I do, Kaname?
**[12:05] Kyuuma**
Wait, who are you?!
**[12:07] Tsukasa**
I should be asking that!
**[12:09] Kyuuma**
What are you doing here,
lady?! You're not Kaname!
**[12:12] Tsukasa**
I'm just a part-timer who's
filling in for Kaname!
**[12:17] Kyuuma**
Oh, huh. I see.
**[12:22] Kyuuma**
This is rough. I could
seriously use her advice.
**[12:26] Kyuuma**
Okay, there's no other way.
**[12:29] Kyuuma**
I'll just pretend you're Kaname and ask you!
**[12:33] Kyuuma**
So, there's apparently a lot of trouble
going into the summer festival...
**[12:36] Tsukasa**
Okay, this isn't going to work!
**[12:38] Kyuuma**
It's not?!
**[12:39] Tsukasa**
Why would it?!
**[12:40] Tsukasa**
Besides, would *you* be interested in
hearing out a total stranger's problem?
**[12:46] Kyuuma**
But don't you like helping people
who seem to be in trouble?
**[12:49] Tsukasa**
I don't think this falls under that category!
**[12:51] Tsukasa**
For the record, I don't even know your name!
**[12:55] Kyuuma**
My name?
**[12:56] Tsukasa**
That's right!
**[12:57] Kyuuma**
Come on, baby. Do we really need names?
**[13:01] Kyuuma**
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
**[13:03] Tsukasa**
You're the only one who needs something!
**[13:06] Kyuuma**
Come on, don't sweat the details.
**[13:08] Kyuuma**
Anyway, Shiba-san was asking me...
**[13:10] Tsukasa**
Don't get into my personal space
like it's the natural thing to do!
**[13:13] Tsukasa**
Who even is this Shiba-san person?!
**[13:15] Tsukasa**
Because I have no idea!
**[13:17] Kyuuma**
Wait, you've never heard of Shiba-san?!
**[13:19] Kyuuma**
You know who I'm talking about! Come on!
**[13:22] Kyuuma**
The Shiba-san who tends to be too reckless
on Twitter and is always getting flamed.
**[13:26] Tsukasa**
Well, I'm glad I don't know Shiba-san!
**[13:28] Kyuuma**
Hey, Shiba-san's so bad!
**[13:30] Kyuuma**
Just a little too righteous
for these modern times!
**[13:34] Tsukasa**
That's not making them sound any better!
**[13:36] Kyuuma**
They just make a lot of political statements
informed by heavily-biased news sources!
**[13:41] Tsukasa**
This Shiba-san is sounding
like serious bad news!
**[13:43] Tsukasa**
And who even cares about them, anyway?!
**[13:46] Tsukasa**
My point is that I can't
help you with your issue!
**[13:52] Kyuuma**
What if you put your hair up in pigtails?
**[13:55] Tsukasa**
What?
**[13:56] Kyuuma**
You've never heard of them?
**[13:57] Tsukasa**
That's not what I meant.
**[13:59] Tsukasa**
Why should I do my hair in pigtails?
**[14:02] Tsukasa**
And this is a bathhouse.
**[14:04] Tsukasa**
If you're not going to go in,
then get out of here already.
**[14:06] Kyuuma**
Let's table that for a minute.
**[14:09] Kyuuma**
As you're already aware, I came
here to ask for Kaname's advice.
**[14:13] Tsukasa**
I wasn't exactly aware of that.
**[14:15] Kyuuma**
But I'm quite a busy woman!
**[14:17] Kyuuma**
Which is why I can't just loaf
around here waiting for her!
**[14:21] Tsukasa**
And?
**[14:22] Kyuuma**
Y'know how she has her hair in pigtails?
**[14:24] Kyuuma**
Maybe if you did your hair the same way,
**[14:27] Kyuuma**
you'd be more willing to hear me out!
**[14:30] Tsukasa**
What is going on in your brain?!
**[14:32] Kyuuma**
Aw, no good?
**[14:33] Tsukasa**
Absolutely not! I'm confused as
to how you ever thought otherwise!
**[14:37] Kyuuma**
I guess that's a no-go...
**[14:39] Tsukasa**
*Seriously, what is with her?*
**[14:44] Tsukasa**
*And now she's asleep.*
**[14:46] Tsukasa**
*It's pretty clear she's a kid,*
**[14:49] Tsukasa**
*but she's kinda... incredibly pretty.*
**[14:54] Kaname**
Hey, it's Kyuuma-chan.
**[14:57] Kyuuma**
Kaname-chan! Welcome home!
**[14:59] Kaname**
Uh, I'm back, I guess.
**[15:01] Tsukasa**
Kyuuma-chan?
**[15:02] Kaname**
This is Kagami Kyuuma-chan.
A classmate of mine.
**[15:06] Kyuuma**
Where the heck have you
been, Kaname? I was waiting!
**[15:09] Kaname**
Uh, I was at school, Kyuuma-chan.
**[15:12] Kyuuma**
Huh? School?
**[15:13] Kaname**
Exactly. Why weren't you there, by the way?
**[15:17] Kyuuma**
Uh, well, I'm just... k-kinda stupid, so...
**[15:22] Kaname**
That I knew.
**[15:24] Kyuuma**
Wait, we had class today?!
**[15:26] Kyuuma**
You should've told me! I had
perfect attendance before!
**[15:30] Tsukasa**
Why did you think it was a day off, anyway?
**[15:32] Kyuuma**
Because everyone in class was
talking about summer break.
**[15:35] Kyuuma**
I thought it had started already.
**[15:37] Tsukasa**
Is this girl gonna be okay?
**[15:38] Kaname**
Not even a little bit, no.
**[15:41] Kaname**
Kyuuma-chan here is dumber than
most people think is possible,
**[15:43] Kaname**
so I worry about her a lot.
**[15:45] Kyuuma**
Aw, don't try and flatter me!
**[15:48] Kaname**
That wasn't any kind of flattery, Kyuuma-chan!
**[15:51] Kaname**
So, what did you need?
**[15:53] Kyuuma**
Oh, I actually needed to ask for
your advice about something...
**[15:56] Kyuuma**
Wait, did you just call me dumb?!
**[15:59] Kyuuma**
Who are you calling dumb?!
**[16:01] Tsukaname**
*This is going nowhere fast.*
**[16:03] Nasa**
Huh?
**[16:04] Nasa**
I thought I heard a plucky voice.
**[16:07] Nasa**
It's Kyuuma-chan!
**[16:08] Kyuuma**
Hey, Yuzaki-paisen! It's been a while.
**[16:11] Nasa**
It sure has.
**[16:12] Nasa**
You're as energetic as ever.
**[16:15] Tsukasa**
Welcome home, darling.
**[16:17] Nasa**
I'm back.
**[16:18] Kyuuma**
Huh?
**[16:19] Kyuuma**
Yuzaki-paisen, when you say you're back...
**[16:22] Nasa**
Yeah, I've been actually staying
here at Kaname-chan's place.
**[16:25] Kyuuma**
You have?
**[16:26] Nasa**
Yep.
**[16:27] Nasa**
And while I'm updating you, I got married.
**[16:32] Kyuuma**
You married Kaname, Paisen?!
**[16:35] Nasa**
No, Kyuuma-chan.
**[16:37] Kaname**
Did you not notice the person
that called him "darling"?
**[16:41] Nasa**
This is my wife, Yuzaki Tsukasa-san.
**[16:44] Tsukasa**
Nice to meet you.
**[16:46] Kyuuma**
So that's why you called him "darling"?!
**[16:50] Tsukasa**
So you *did* hear that?
**[16:51] Kaname**
How did you get the idea that I was the
one married to Senpai, in that case?
**[16:56] Kyuuma**
I see! Well, ain't that something?
**[16:58] Kyuuma**
It's a real shock, but congratulations.
**[17:02] Nasa**
Thanks.
**[17:03] Nasa**
Well, Tsukasa-chan, I need to return
the tools I borrowed from Nakiri-san.
**[17:08] Tsukasa**
Okay. Tell her I said thanks.
**[17:12] Nasa**
Got it. I will.
**[17:14] Kaname**
Have a safe trip.
***SIGN*** Bath Tickets
**[17:17] Kyuuma**
To think that Yuzaki-paisen got married...
**[17:20] Kyuuma**
Well, I still don't get much about
romance at all, much less marriage.
**[17:26] Kyuuma**
Do you smooch and stuff when you get married?
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
Well, it's not like we don't, but...
**[17:34] Kyuuma**
But what?
**[17:35] Kyuuma**
How many times in a day?
**[17:37] Kyuuma**
Who usually initiates?
**[17:40] Kyuuma**
When did you last kiss?
**[17:43] Kyuuma**
When you kiss—
**[17:44] Tsukasa**
Okay, pipe down! I'm not
playing 20 questions with you!
**[17:47] Tsukasa**
Besides, I thought you were
here to talk to Kaname!
**[17:51] Tsukasa**
So talk to her already!
**[17:52] Kyuuma**
Oh, right, I forgot about that.
**[17:55] Kyuuma**
Kaname, I need some advice on something!
**[17:58] Kaname**
What?
**[18:02] Kyuuma**
I dunno, though...
**[18:03] Kaname**
What is it?
**[18:05] Kyuuma**
I mean, I did want to get your advice.
**[18:09] Kyuuma**
But Häagen...
**[18:10] Kaname**
Häagen?
**[18:12] Kyuuma**
I don't think I'm gonna
talk without any Häagen.
**[18:19] Tsukasa**
You're the one asking her for advice!
**[18:21] Tsukasa**
Where does ice cream even enter into it?!
**[18:23] Kaname**
And Häagen?! Trying to get the
good stuff while you're at it?!
**[18:28] Kyuuma**
B-But problems like this are always
better with a tasty snack...
**[18:33] Kaname**
I don't even know what problem
it is yet, so just ask!
**[18:38] Kyuuma**
Then will you buy me
the ice cream afterward?
**[18:40] Tsukasa**
Sure, whatever, okay?!
**[18:42] Kyuuma**
I dunno, though...
**[18:43] Kaname**
You don't even care anymore, do you?!
**[18:46] Kyuuma**
Okay, I've made up my mind!
**[18:48] Kyuuma**
I think I'm gonna go grab that Häagen,
and then I'll be back for advice!
**[18:53] Kyuuma**
So I'll catch you later, Kaname!
**[18:55] Kaname**
Wait, hold on, Kyuuma-chan!
**[18:59] Tsukasa**
She's an odd girl.
**[19:01] Kaname**
Yeah.
**[19:02] Kaname**
The thing is...
**[19:04] Kaname**
As crazy as she is,
**[19:06] Kaname**
and as impossible as it is to understand
anything she says or does...
**[19:09] Kyuuma**
Kaname! Hey, Kaname! What flavor do you want?
**[19:12] Kaname**
S-Strawberry, then.
**[19:14] Kyuuma**
'Kay! Consider it done!
**[19:20] Kaname**
So there you have it...
**[19:21] Kaname**
She's just really cute, y'know?
**[19:24] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[19:28] Nasa**
Nakiri-san! Thanks a bunch for the tools.
**[19:32] Nakiri**
Hey. Did the installation go well?
**[19:35] Nasa**
Yep!
**[19:36] Nasa**
Pretty smoothly, I guess.
**[19:38] Nakiri**
That's good to hear.
**[19:40] Nakiri**
I'm still having trouble believing
you got married, Nasa-kun.
**[19:46] Nakiri**
I don't really have a desire to,
so it's hard to picture.
**[19:50] Nakiri**
Is being married a good thing?
**[19:53] Nasa**
Well, it probably depends on the person.
**[19:56] Nasa**
But I think it's pretty good.
**[19:59] Nakiri**
I-I see. In what ways?
**[20:02] Nasa**
Well, let's see. For one thing...
**[20:06] Nasa**
My wife always smells great!
**[20:10] Nakiri**
She does?!
**[20:11] Nasa**
Yeah! It's really pretty incredible!
**[20:15] Nasa**
When we walk together at night,
**[20:17] Nasa**
I always end up standing downwind.
**[20:20] Nasa**
And there's this sweet scent,
like I'm in a field of flowers!
**[20:25] Nasa**
Sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go crazy!
**[20:28] Nakiri**
W-Well, that is certainly...
**[20:30] Nakiri**
I think it may be a bit advanced for me.
**[20:33] Nakiri**
Anything else come to mind?
**[20:36] Nasa**
Oh, right!
**[20:37] Nasa**
Nakiri-san, did you know that girls
**[20:39] Nasa**
will buy cookies based on
the design of the package?
**[20:43] Nakiri**
Th-That's crazy!
**[20:45] Nakiri**
Who even does that?!
**[20:47] Nakiri**
Shouldn't you buy cookies
based on their flavor?!
**[20:49] Nasa**
I was surprised at first, too.
**[20:52] Nasa**
I asked her, "Shouldn't you pick
food based on how it tastes?"
**[20:56] Nasa**
But then, she told me...
**[20:59] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Well, of course the taste matters,
**[21:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
but the cuteness of the
packaging matters, too.
**[21:04] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Besides, if they put
effort into the package,
**[21:06] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
they're bound to put it into the taste, too.
**[21:09] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
And if the box is cute,
**[21:11] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
it makes you more excited
when you pick it up, right?
**[21:15] Nakiri**
She does have a point there, I think.
**[21:19] Nakiri**
It's like how I get excited
about a rotary engine,
**[21:22] Nakiri**
and start thinking if I get
a car, it's gotta be an RX-7.
**[21:26] Nasa**
It's the same thing!
**[21:27] Nakiri**
Girls buy cookies based on the packaging...
**[21:30] Nakiri**
This is pretty educational! Anything else?
**[21:32] Nasa**
Well, do you know about this?
**[21:35] Nasa**
Girls...
**[21:39] Nasa**
tend to prefer to drink warm water.
**[21:41] Nakiri**
W-Warm water?!
**[21:44] Nakiri**
Th-That sounds like room
temperature nonsense!
**[21:46] Nakiri**
Everyone knows the best drinks
are the ice cold ones!
**[21:51] Nasa**
Apparently not, actually!
**[21:53] Nasa**
According to my wife...
**[21:54] (Flashback) Nasa**
Here, Tsukasa-chan.
**[21:56] Tsukasa**
No thanks.
**[21:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
If you drink that cold stuff all
the time, you'll catch a chill.
**[22:02] Nasa**
Listen closely, Nakiri-san!
**[22:03] Nasa**
By drinking warm water intentionally,
**[22:06] Nasa**
girls are trying to avoid feeling cold!
And they do it on purpose!
**[22:10] Nasa**
Do you understand how
delicate that makes them?!
**[22:13] Nakiri**
I-I had no idea.
**[22:16] Nakiri**
There's a lot to learn about girls.
**[22:19] Nasa**
There sure is!
**[22:21] Nasa**
But the best thing about getting married,
to me, is how my world has expanded.
**[22:26] Nakiri**
The world?
**[22:27] Nasa**
Right!
**[22:28] Nasa**
By living together,
**[22:30] Nasa**
I'm discovering things every day
that I had no idea about.
**[22:34] Nasa**
I go to places I've never been before, think
about things I never considered before,
**[22:38] Nasa**
experience emotions I've never felt,
**[22:40] Nasa**
meet people I wouldn't have met otherwise...
**[22:43] Nasa**
All of those things combined
**[22:46] Nasa**
have made me feel like I have
more potential than before.
**[22:50] Nasa**
It feels like the world itself is bigger.
**[23:02] Nasa**
Well, Nakiri-san, I'll be seeing you!
**[23:06] Nakiri**
Sure. Until next time.
**[23:12] Nakiri**
*Your world expanding by meeting new people...*
**[23:18] Nakiri**
*Maybe I...*
**[23:20] Nakiri**
*should look for a wife, too.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Aya**
Life is a sauna!
**[23:27] Kaname**
Great, my sister's lost her marbles again.
**[23:30] Aya**
There are times when people
must show restraint.
**[23:32] Kaname**
You oughta make that your phone's wallpaper
and re-read it a hundred times over.
**[23:35] Aya**
Which is why I will restrain myself by
giving up on this gacha some other time!
**[23:38] Kaname**
Okay, we're done here!
# E8 - When You Actually Like It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8QM2P/when-you-actually-like-it)
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**[00:02] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[00:03] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Do you love me?
**[00:06] (Flashback) Nasa**
Huh? Y-Yeah, of course I do.
**[00:12] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I see.
**[00:17] Nasa**
So that's what happened.
**[00:19] Nasa**
Do you think I've done something
to make her doubt my love?
**[00:23] Kaname**
I see. This is quite a fascinating
case study, I think.
**[00:27] Nasa**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[00:29] Kaname**
Here's an example...
**[00:31] Kaname**
Say you're looking at a work of cubism.
**[00:32] Kaname**
Whether or not you see it as a work of art
or just doodles depends on the person.
**[00:38] Kaname**
In the same way,
**[00:39] Kaname**
even individual words can be interpreted
differently between men and women!
**[00:43] Nasa**
Huh? I-Interpreted differently?
**[00:46] Kaname**
Yep.
**[00:47] Kaname**
You have a cat, don't you, Senpai?
**[00:50] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[00:51] Kaname**
To put it in those terms,
what Tsukassan said amounts to purring.
**[00:58] Nasa**
What?
**[00:58] Kaname**
She already knows that you love her.
**[01:01] Kaname**
She got closer to you and
started purring like that
**[01:03] Kaname**
because she wanted you
to show some affection.
**[01:06] Kaname**
What would you do if a cat did
something like that, Senpai?
**[01:10] Kaname**
You'd probably want to
pet them for a while, right?
**[01:13] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[01:14] Kaname**
And yet what was your response?!
**[01:17] Tsukasa**
Do you love me?
**[01:20] Nasa**
Huh? Oh, yeah, of course I do.
**[01:25] Kaname**
How could you be so cold to a purring kitty?!
***SIGN*** Ack
**[01:29] Kaname**
And you're wondering if she's questioning
your love?! Well, I sure as hell am!
**[01:33] Nasa**
I-Is that what it was?!
**[01:35] Kaname**
That's right!
**[01:36] Kaname**
And there's only one appropriate
response for that situation:
**[01:40] Kaname**
You've gotta show your affection to her
until she's satisfied! It's the only way!
**[01:46] Tsukasa**
*Well, I don't think he was annoyed, but...*
**[01:52] Tsukasa**
*It probably was annoying.*
**[01:54] Tsukasa**
*It has to be, right?*
***SIGN*** How He Truly Feels
Does he get annoyed when you ask,
"Do you love me?"
**[01:56] Tsukasa**
*That's why I don't ask too often.*
**[01:59] Tsukasa**
* You're the only one allowed to whisper*
* sweet nothings to me, you know.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 8 When You Actually Like It
**[03:36] Nasa**
* If there's one thing I've learned in the*
* relatively short time I've been married,*
**[03:42] Nasa**
* it's the importance of expressing*
* things verbally with women.*
**[03:46] (Flashback) Kaname**
Consider the words, "I love you."
**[03:50] (Flashback) Kaname**
A cutie pie like me is probably going to hear
that from no shortage of guys in the future,
**[03:56] (Flashback) Kaname**
in no less than five different
languages, I'd wager.
**[03:59] (Flashback) Kaname**
But Tsukassan is married, and you're the
only one allowed to say that to her!
**[04:05] (Flashback) Kaname**
So if you stop saying it to her?
**[04:07] (Flashback) Kaname**
It means she'll never hear
those words ever again!
**[04:12] (Flashback) Kaname**
The same applies to other stuff, too!
**[04:14] (Flashback) Kaname**
Telling a girl she's cute or
pretty is like watering a flower!
**[04:20] (Flashback) Kaname**
You must never forget your responsibility!
**[04:24] Nasa**
*I don't think I've been forgetting,*
**[04:27] Nasa**
* but I'll admit I haven't been*
* too aggressive about saying it.*
**[04:30] Nasa**
* What's considered the right timing to*
* tell someone you love them, though?*
**[04:34] Nasa**
*Isn't it a little weird to tell someone,*
**[04:36] Nasa**
* "You're pretty," or "You're so cute,"*
* during daily life, with no real lead-in?*
**[04:40] Nasa**
* And when you consider I lived 18 years*
* never needing to say those kinds of things,*
**[04:44] Nasa**
* I don't know how I'm suddenly*
* supposed to adapt.*
**[04:48] Nasa**
* But if I don't figure something out,*
* I'll be letting Tsukasa-chan down!*
**[04:52] Nasa**
* And it is true that I think about*
* how cute she is every day!*
**[04:56] Nasa**
*That's right! This is totally doable!*
***SIGN*** TV
***SIGN*** Sunday Music
Party
***SIGN*** The Hot New Idol Group!!
**[05:00] Idol Trio**
*What did you think of that song?*
**[05:02] Idol trio**
* I was really anxious about*
* singing it for the first time!*
**[05:03] Nasa**
You're way prettier than
those idols, Tsukasa-chan.
**[05:10] Nasa**
* Yeah, I get the feeling*
* that's a terrible idea!*
**[05:13] Nasa**
* First there's the "Where'd that*
* comparison come from?" factor,*
**[05:15] Nasa**
* and what if Tsukasa-chan*
* likes that idol group?!*
**[05:19] Nasa**
* And more than that, it sounds*
* like either flattery or sarcasm!*
**[05:22] Nasa**
*Which means the best timing is probably...*
**[05:32] Nasa**
Good morning, Tsukasa-chan.
**[05:35] Nasa**
You're as incredibly cute as ever today.
**[05:39] Tsukasa**
Uh... okay. Thank you.
**[05:43] Tsukasa**
I'm going to get changed and
help out at the bathhouse.
**[05:49] Nasa**
*Well, that didn't work!*
**[05:51] Nasa**
*What did I do wrong?*
**[05:52] Nasa**
* I know there's more to it*
* than just saying the words.*
**[05:55] Nasa**
* And I really did put a lot*
* of thought into that one!*
**[05:58] Nasa**
*But this confirms a theory of mine.*
**[06:01] Nasa**
* To be honest, I was pretty sure*
* beforehand, but this settles it!*
**[06:03] Nasa**
* I need to practice before*
* this will turn out right!*
**[06:07] Nasa**
* These words that I never had any use*
* for in the 18 years I've been alive...*
**[06:11] Nasa**
* Of course I won't be able to use them*
* right in my daily life all of a sudden!*
**[06:15] Nasa**
*That much should've been obvious!*
**[06:17] Nasa**
* But just because I'm not good at it now*
* doesn't mean it should stay that way!*
**[06:22] Nasa**
*Loving words are like English!*
**[06:24] Nasa**
* You gotta keep learning and practicing,*
* or you'll never be any good!*
**[06:27] Nasa**
*I'm gonna start by studying with shojo manga!*
**[06:33] Tsukasa**
* My husband has started reading shojo manga*
* whenever he takes a break from work.*
**[06:39] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[06:42] Nasa**
Shojo manga is pretty interesting!
**[06:45] Tsukasa**
* My husband, as a rule,*
* has no sense of proportion.*
***SIGN*** Read
**[06:49] Tsukasa**
* When he gets into something, he absorbs*
* huge amounts of it as quickly as possible.*
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
**[06:55] Tsukasa**
*To be honest, it's kind of cute...*
**[06:59] Tsukasa**
* But when I see him focusing so*
* intently on something like this,*
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
**[07:04] Tsukasa**
*I kinda wanna mess with him!*
***SIGN*** Desire for mischief activated!
**[07:15] Nasa**
Toast?! Come on, why are you eating my hair?!
**[07:19] Nasa**
Hey! What is this persistent urge
of yours to eat my head?! Seriously!
**[07:26] Tsukasa**
Now, now, Toast, you can't interrupt Daddy.
**[07:31] Tsukasa**
You are honestly such a
troublesome little kitty.
**[07:33] Tsukasa**
We'll need to be careful.
**[07:35] Nasa**
I-Is it okay if I read a bit more?
**[07:38] Tsukasa**
Of course. Enjoy yourself.
**[07:40] Tsukasa**
*Lately, I've developed a guilty pleasure.*
**[07:44] Tsukasa**
* When I see my darling with*
* that serious look on his face,*
**[07:47] Tsukasa**
*I feel this pressing urge to mess with him.*
**[07:51] Tsukasa**
* I know better than to indulge when*
* he's busy with work, of course,*
**[07:56] Tsukasa**
* but if it's not work,*
* then it can't hurt, right?*
**[08:00] Tsukasa**
Darling, have you felt worn out lately?
**[08:03] Nasa**
Huh? Not at all, why?
**[08:05] Tsukasa**
No, I'm sure you have.
This calls for a massage.
**[08:09] Tsukasa**
That being the case,
let me rub your shoulders.
**[08:11] Nasa**
O-Okay, thanks.
**[08:14] Tsukasa**
Now, then...
**[08:16] Tsukasa**
Here!
**[08:19] Nasa**
Hang on, Tsukasa-chan!
Why were you tickling me?
**[08:22] Tsukasa**
Wait, did I do that wrong?
**[08:24] Nasa**
Y-Yeah, you did! You can't go after
my ribs out of the blue like that.
**[08:28] Tsukasa**
I see. I won't do it without warning again.
**[08:32] Nasa**
Exactly. If you're going to rub something,
make it my shoulders, please.
**[08:35] Nasa**
Okay?
**[08:36] Tsukasa**
Okay, I've got it.
**[08:38] Tsukasa**
Tsukasa-chan never lies!
**[08:40] Tsukasa**
Now, let me just rub your sides.
**[08:45] Nasa**
Hey! No! I asked you not to tickle me!
**[08:48] Tsukasa**
But I warned you beforehand this time.
**[08:52] Nasa**
A warning doesn't change anything!
**[08:54] Nasa**
You rub the shoulders!
The shoulders, por favor!
**[08:57] Tsukasa**
I think your Spanish might be
a little advanced for me.
**[08:59] Nasa**
It wasn't advanced at all!
**[09:01] Nasa**
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
**[09:04] Nasa**
Come on, that look makes it
obvious what you're trying to do!
**[09:07] Tsukasa**
Sorry, sorry! You were just too cute,
the way you were focused on that manga.
**[09:12] Nasa**
Come on...
**[09:14] Tsukasa**
What made you suddenly start
reading shojo manga, though?
**[09:19] Nasa**
W-Well, there was... n-no real reason, I'd say.
**[09:23] Nasa**
* It'd be way too embarrassing to admit*
* that I started because I was trying*
**[09:26] Nasa**
*to figure out how to express my love better,*
**[09:28] Nasa**
* but then got hooked because*
* of how entertaining they are!*
**[09:32] Tsukasa**
Darling. You tried to brush
that off, didn't you?
**[09:35] Nasa**
Huh?! Wh-What makes you say that?
**[09:37] Tsukasa**
Tsukasa-chan is pretty perceptive
about this kind of thing.
**[09:41] Tsukasa**
So stop being embarrassed and tell
the truth. What brought all this on?
**[09:44] Nasa**
Well, it's like I said...
**[09:46] Tsukasa**
Like what you said?
**[09:58] Tsukasa**
Ugh, you're so cute, I just had to kiss you.
**[10:01] Tsukasa**
What's the big idea? Seriously.
**[10:02] Nasa**
What's what big idea? What?
**[10:04] Tsukasa**
Now fess up and tell the truth!
**[10:07] Nasa**
Well, um...
**[10:10] Nasa**
I wanted to convey how much I love you.
**[10:15] Nasa**
And saying stuff like that...
If it's before you're going out,
**[10:19] Nasa**
all you need to do is find the right
moment to admit how you feel, right?
**[10:25] Nasa**
But once you're married,
**[10:27] Nasa**
I think you need to be able to tell someone
that sort of thing casually in daily life.
**[10:31] Nasa**
But it's hard to do that sort of thing
without practice or study, so...
**[10:38] Tsukasa**
So you thought you'd read
shojo manga for study?
**[10:43] Nasa**
Y-Yeah. And then it was so
interesting, I got hooked.
**[10:48] Tsukasa**
I-I see.
**[10:50] Tsukasa**
Damn, darling, how cute *are* you?
**[10:54] Tsukasa**
Well, I appreciate you thinking about
that sort of thing so seriously.
**[10:58] Tsukasa**
Now, why don't you show me
the fruits of your study?
**[11:03] Nasa**
Huh?!
**[11:04] Tsukasa**
Now!
**[11:05] Nasa**
Wait, are you still making fun of me now?
**[11:08] Tsukasa**
Not at all, no! I'm totally serious!
**[11:11] Nasa**
I know you're not!
**[11:12] Tsukasa**
I'm being super serious right now.
Tsukasa-chan never lies!
**[11:15] Tsukasa**
So now.
**[11:16] Nasa**
Y-You're being serious right now?
**[11:18] Tsukasa**
Very much so.
**[11:20] Nasa**
Well...
**[11:23] Nasa**
T-Tsukasa-chan, I love you the
most in the entire universe.
**[11:30] Tsukasa**
What the heck was that cute nonsense?!
**[11:32] Tsukasa**
Play fair, darling!
**[11:34] Nasa**
Wait, are you mad?!
**[11:37] Tsukasa**
Well, in that case, how about more specifics?
**[11:40] Tsukasa**
How much do you love me?
**[11:42] Nasa**
Well, you're always so cute.
**[11:47] Nasa**
It's like every time I see you,
I feel like I love you more.
**[11:58] Kaname**
Tsukassan... You're in a good mood.
**[12:01] Kaname**
Something nice happen?
**[12:05] Tsukasa**
Not telling.
**[12:13] Kaname**
I'm curious, Senpai. Do you two
ever get in the bath together?
**[12:19] Kaname**
Oh, did you not hear me? I was asking...
**[12:21] Nasa**
I did hear you, actually!
**[12:23] Nasa**
Why are you in the men's
bath like it's no big deal?!
**[12:26] Kaname**
Well?
**[12:27] Kaname**
How about it? What's the answer?
**[12:29] Nasa**
I-I mean, we are married,
so I would like to do that...
**[12:34] Nasa**
But that building doesn't have a bath.
**[12:36] Nasa**
Granted, if we move into a new apartment that
has one, then I'd love to do that every day.
**[12:44] Kaname**
So the desire exists, at least.
**[12:47] Kaname**
In that case, do you wanna join her now?
**[12:49] Nasa**
Huh?
**[12:50] Kaname**
Business hours are over,
and the customers are all gone.
**[12:55] Kaname**
You can pop into the women's
bath now, if you want.
**[12:58] Nasa**
What?! B-But...
**[12:59] Kaname**
You guys already got in the bath
together at Kusatsu, right?
**[13:03] Kaname**
Tsukassan still seems to be bathing,
**[13:06] Kaname**
so I'll unlock the door that
leads to the women's bath.
**[13:10] Kaname**
You two can enjoy some quality time
washing each other's backs or something.
**[13:16] Nasa**
A-Are you sure it's okay?
**[13:17] Kaname**
You bet.
**[13:19] Kaname**
Just don't have too much fun
and make a lot of noise, okay?
**[13:23] Kaname**
Sound really carries in this place.
**[13:26] Nasa**
W-We wouldn't go that far!
**[13:31] Nasa**
Okay, I'm going!
**[13:32] Tsukasa**
Whoa, hang on!
**[13:33] Tsukasa**
Hold on a sec! Are you actually
coming over here, darling?!
**[13:37] Kaname**
Did you hear us?
**[13:39] Tsukasa**
Of course I did!
**[13:41] Tsukasa**
Why am I not a part of this conversation?!
**[13:44] Kaname**
Should I cancel the spousal
quality time, then?
**[13:47] Tsukasa**
Huh? Well, I mean...
**[13:51] Tsukasa**
I-If you... turn the lights off,
then it's okay.
**[13:56] Kaname**
You heard her. Good for you, Senpai.
**[14:00] Kaname**
I'm going to go clean up at the front desk,
**[14:04] Kaname**
so enjoy yourselves!
**[14:09] Nasa**
* Getting in the bath with your*
* wife is a totally normal thing.*
**[14:13] Nasa**
* If anything, it's a good thing! The kind of*
* thing that the government would endorse!*
**[14:18] Nasa**
* Married couples getting along*
* contributes to world peace!*
**[14:23] Nasa**
*I think!*
**[14:25] Nasa**
W-Well, Tsukasa-chan, can I come in?
**[14:29] Tsukasa**
S-Sure... Go ahead.
**[14:54] Nasa**
It...
**[14:57] Nasa**
It's the first time we've done
this since the Kusatsu trip, huh?
**[15:01] Tsukasa**
Th-That's right.
**[15:03] Tsukasa**
Seriously, I have no idea
what Kaname was thinking,
**[15:06] Tsukasa**
suggesting something like
this out of the blue...
**[15:08] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[15:10] Nasa**
I'm kinda glad she did, though.
**[15:13] Tsukasa**
I mean, so am I.
**[15:18] Tsukasa**
Don't look too closely, okay?
**[15:22] Tsukasa**
This isn't like Kusatsu.
**[15:24] Tsukasa**
The water's clear, so...
**[15:28] Tsukasa**
You can see... everything.
**[15:34] Nasa**
*Th-This is bad.*
**[15:36] Nasa**
* She warned us not to make any noise,*
* but I feel like I'm gonna!*
**[15:43] Nasa**
How much do you think voices carry in here?
**[15:46] Tsukasa**
Huh?
**[15:47] Nasa**
Well, it's just that...
**[15:49] Nasa**
We probably shouldn't do anything that
Kaname-chan will be able to hear.
**[16:02] Tsukasa**
Honestly...
**[16:04] Tsukasa**
It's like this stuff is always the
first thing on your mind, Nasa-kun.
**[16:08] Nasa**
Sorry!
**[16:09] Nasa**
Did you not want to?
**[16:14] Tsukasa**
You are so stupid!
**[16:17] Tsukasa**
If I didn't want to...
**[16:20] Tsukasa**
I wouldn't have let you in here at all!
**[16:22] Nasa**
*T-Too stimulating!*
**[16:25] Tsukasa**
Now turn the other way.
**[16:27] Nasa**
O-Okay!
**[16:40] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, are you getting out already?
**[16:42] Tsukasa**
No! I was just thinking
about using the sauna.
**[16:47] Tsukasa**
If you want to join me, feel free, darling.
**[16:55] Nasa**
* If she didn't want to,*
* she wouldn't have let me in.*
**[16:58] Nasa**
*If you really didn't want to...*
**[17:00] Nasa**
*If she didn't—*
**[17:01] Nasa**
*This is like a scene out of a shojo manga!*
**[17:04] Nasa**
*Which means I need to go!*
**[17:07] Nasa**
*Getting into the bath and then the sauna*
**[17:11] Nasa**
*with my wife is for the sake of world peace!*
**[17:18] Nasa**
*S-So hot!*
**[17:20] Nasa**
*Come to think of it, the sauna here...*
**[17:23] Nasa**
*has the temperature set really high!*
**[17:26] Nasa**
* In a setup like this, I'll have*
* maybe five minutes to do stuff!*
**[17:31] Nasa**
* But will I be able to maintain*
* my libidinous feelings—*
**[17:35] Nasa**
* I mean, my love for my wife,*
* in the midst of this scorching heat?!*
**[17:39] Nasa**
*Will I?*
**[17:41] Nasa**
*Will I?!*
**[17:45] Tsukasa**
Darling, you came.
**[17:47] Nasa**
*Yeah, this'll be easy!*
**[17:49] Nasa**
C-Can I sit next to you?
**[17:51] Tsukasa**
Of course.
**[17:53] Tsukasa**
I love how hot the sauna here is.
**[17:56] Nasa**
D-Do you?
**[17:59] Nasa**
How long do you usually stay in the sauna?
**[18:02] Tsukasa**
As long as I can, of course.
**[18:04] Nasa**
*Well, that's very manly!*
**[18:06] Tsukasa**
You see, a sauna, darling...
**[18:09] Tsukasa**
is a battle against yourself.
**[18:11] Tsukasa**
Amidst this overwhelming heat,
**[18:14] Tsukasa**
you're able to ask yourself
the hard questions.
**[18:17] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[18:22] Nasa**
*This isn't what I expected!*
**[18:25] Nasa**
You must love saunas, huh, Tsukasa-chan?
**[18:28] Tsukasa**
Not exactly, no.
**[18:30] Nasa**
Huh?
**[18:31] Tsukasa**
It's not me that loves saunas.
All of humanity does!
**[18:35] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[18:38] Nasa**
* Despite a mostly naked man and woman*
* being together in a dark, enclosed space,*
**[18:42] Nasa**
*the atmosphere isn't even a little spicy!*
**[18:45] Nasa**
* Well, I guess fooling around in a sauna*
* room is a bad idea in the first place.*
**[18:51] Nasa**
* But mankind has always*
* challenged new frontiers!*
**[18:58] Nasa**
Wh-What are you doing, Tsukasa-chan?
**[19:02] Tsukasa**
Creating some steam so it'll get hotter in here.
**[19:05] Tsukasa**
I was feeling like more of a challenge.
**[19:08] Nasa**
That's not the kind of challenge I meant!
**[19:11] Tsukasa**
Do you like saunas, darling?
**[19:13] Nasa**
Well, let's see...
**[19:15] Nasa**
I-I'm not great with them, to be honest.
**[19:19] Nasa**
Which is why I usually get out after two or
three minutes, when it becomes unbearable.
**[19:23] Tsukasa**
You've got the wrong idea, darling.
**[19:25] Tsukasa**
A sauna begins with enduring
the first three minutes.
**[19:29] Tsukasa**
The first three minutes are before
your body gets used to the heat,
**[19:32] Tsukasa**
so it can be uncomfortable, and even painful.
**[19:35] Tsukasa**
Which is why amateurs can't bear those first
three minutes, and tend to run out right away.
**[19:37] Nasa**
Amateurs?!
**[19:41] Tsukasa**
But that's wrong!
**[19:42] Tsukasa**
You endure the first three minutes,
and that's when the first door opens!
**[19:46] Nasa**
What door?
**[19:47] Tsukasa**
And when that door opens,
**[19:49] Tsukasa**
the heat spreads throughout your body,
and then it becomes comfortable!
**[19:52] Tsukasa**
The heat is our friend!
**[19:54] Nasa**
We're friends?!
**[19:56] Tsukasa**
You need to hang in there until
that friendship blossoms.
**[19:59] Tsukasa**
Let's open the door together, darling!
**[20:02] Nasa**
*Oh, boy, she seems really serious about this.*
**[20:05] Nasa**
O-Okay, I'll try my best.
**[20:10] Aya**
Kaname-chan!
**[20:13] Aya**
Did you drain the bathwater already?
**[20:15] Kaname**
Not yet. But don't go in the women's bath.
**[20:19] Aya**
Why not?
**[20:20] Kaname**
Because Senpai and Tsukassan are having
some private time in there right now.
**[20:25] Aya**
What the heck?!
That's straight out of a rom-com!
**[20:27] Kaname**
Well, they're already married,
**[20:29] Kaname**
so there won't be any of that
"Ew, perv!" stuff like in rom-coms.
**[20:32] Aya**
That just means it's gonna
be even more intense!
**[20:35] Kaname**
Anyway, if you're going in,
make sure to use the men's bath.
**[20:37] Aya**
G-Got it.
**[20:39] Aya**
All the customers left already, right?
**[20:44] Ginga**
Aw, crap. I dozed off in the sauna.
**[20:49] Sign**
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***SIGN*** 3 Minutes Later
**[20:51] Nasa**
*This is bad. No doors are opening at all.*
**[20:54] Nasa**
*And this heat doesn't seem at all friendly!*
**[20:57] Nasa**
* Is my wife seriously,*
* seriously enduring this heat?*
**[21:01] Nasa**
*It's getting harder and harder to endure!*
**[21:04] Nasa**
*Is this really okay, Tsukasa-chan?!*
**[21:12] Nasa**
* I'll try to commune with*
* the heat for a bit longer.*
**[21:15] Nasa**
*But even if I do, time's running out.*
**[21:18] Nasa**
*Which means my only choice is to....*
**[21:24] Nasa**
*Even if the heat wipes me out,*
**[21:26] Nasa**
*I want to have some contact!*
**[21:28] Nasa**
* As I see my wife enduring*
* the heat of the sauna,*
**[21:31] Nasa**
* glistening with sweat,*
* she's as cute as she's ever been!*
**[21:34] Nasa**
* Normally, I wouldn't be able to touch*
* someone like that, but we're married!*
**[21:38] Nasa**
* And married couples getting along*
* contributes to world peace!*
**[21:42] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[21:46] Tsukasa**
It's already hot enough.
Are you sure you want to?
**[21:49] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[21:51] Nasa**
Because my feelings for you
burn way hotter than this.
**[21:59] Tsukasa**
Looks like your practice
is paying off, darling.
**[22:02] Nasa**
Aw, come on!
**[22:04] Nasa**
If you're gonna make fun
of me, then take this!
**[22:07] Tsukasa**
H-Hey! My towel's gonna fall off.
**[22:10] Nasa**
W-Would that be a bad thing?
**[22:14] Tsukasa**
W-Well... n-not really...
**[22:23] Sign/Aya**
Eek! Who the heck are you?!
**[22:28] Tsukasa**
What was that, darling?
**[22:30] Nasa**
Aya-san's voice, I think.
**[22:33] Tsukasa**
The sound in here really seems
to carry. Let's get out.
**[22:37] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[22:38] Aya**
Why were you in there when I was going in?!
***SIGN*** Gripe
**[22:42] Aya**
What is wrong with you?!
Unbelievable! Give me a break!
**[22:42] Ginga**
Well, it *was* the men's bath...
**[22:45] Aya**
I don't wanna hear your logic!
**[22:47] Aya**
I wanna know how you're
going to make this right!
**[22:49] Ginga**
Make it right?
**[22:51] Aya**
Are you going to, or not?! Which is it?!
***SIGN*** Gripe
**[22:53] Kaname**
Sorry about all this, Senpai.
**[22:56] Kaname**
Seems this rom-com nonsense got in your way.
**[23:01] Tsukasa**
Good grief. Just when things were going well...
**[23:04] Tsukasa**
What a shame.
**[23:06] Nasa**
It was a shame?
**[23:08] Tsukasa**
I mean, it's a shame what happened to Aya!
**[23:11] Nasa**
I-I see...
**[23:14] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[23:16] Tsukasa**
What else?
**[23:17] Nasa**
Right...
**[23:20] Nasa**
* I thought about how I'd like to*
* get in the sauna together again.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Naoko**
Yuzaki-kun, do you ever argue
with your wife about food?
**[23:28] Nasa**
Not at all. Do you, Yanagi-sensei?
**[23:31] Naoko**
About whether fried eggs get
soy sauce or Worcestershire,
**[23:33] Naoko**
and whether or not to mix
your curry into your rice.
**[23:35] Nasa**
Still, food does taste better when you
have someone to share it with, right?
**[23:37] Naoko**
You really are an honor student!
# E9 - A Summer Day
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2Z5JE/a-summer-day)
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**[00:04] (Flashback) Girl**
It's all burnt up...
**[00:07] (Flashback) Girl**
Where am I supposed to go now?
**[00:11] (Flashback) Woman**
It's all right. You're still alive.
**[00:17] (Flashback) Woman**
For now, you should eat these ohagi.
**[00:26] Tokiko**
I remember it all so clearly...
**[00:29] Tokiko**
Like it was yesterday.
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Channel
***SIGN*** Disc Menu
***SIGN*** Recording List
***SIGN*** Start Menu
***SIGN*** Display
***SIGN*** Sub-Menu
***SIGN*** Channel
***SIGN*** Volume
***SIGN*** Program Guide
**[02:02] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[02:04] Tsukasa**
I think the DVR is broken.
***SIGN*** Episode 9 A Summer Day
**[02:08] Nasa**
What makes you say that?
**[02:10] Tsukasa**
I mean, look, I keep pressing, but...
**[02:13] Nasa**
Can I see that for a sec?
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
Here.
**[02:17] Nasa**
*It's probably just dead batteries.*
**[02:22] Nasa**
There we go. It's working.
**[02:27] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[02:28] Tsukasa**
You just thought, "Wow,
what a dummy," didn't you?
**[02:31] Nasa**
What?! Of course not!
**[02:34] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[02:36] Tsukasa**
You didn't think I was pitiful
for being unable to deal with
**[02:39] Tsukasa**
something as basic as dead batteries?
**[02:41] Nasa**
I would never!
**[02:43] Tsukasa**
Really? Well, I guess that's okay, then.
**[02:48] Nasa**
*My wife is an amazing person.*
**[02:52] Nasa**
*She has a real air of mystery around her,*
**[02:54] Nasa**
*she's a deft hand with most things,*
**[02:56] Nasa**
* and I've never seen her afraid*
* or losing her composure.*
**[03:00] Nasa**
* Even when there are scary-looking*
* customers at the bathhouse sometimes...*
**[03:04] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
We don't serve customers with tattoos here.
**[03:07] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
If you would still like to enter,
you'll need to cover it up with this tape.
**[03:11] (Flashback) Customer**
S-Sure...
**[03:13] Nasa**
*I honestly think she's too good for me.*
**[03:16] Nasa**
* Which is why, occasionally... there are*
* moments that I can't help but smile at.*
**[03:21] Tsukasa**
Y'know, I think my phone
is playing tricks on me.
**[03:24] Nasa**
What tricks?
**[03:25] Tsukasa**
It says my password is wrong.
**[03:28] Nasa**
Did you forget it?
**[03:29] Tsukasa**
Of course not!
**[03:30] Tsukasa**
But you don't have to enter your
password that often anymore, right?
**[03:34] Tsukasa**
Most of the time, it goes "dink" and
automatically fills in your ID and password!
**[03:41] Tsukasa**
So when it tells me to enter them
the old-fashioned way all of a sudden...
**[03:45] Tsukasa**
And I tried hard!
**[03:47] Tsukasa**
But it keeps saying the password that
I was so confident about is wrong!
**[03:53] Tsukasa**
Maybe it was changed by
some sort of super hacker?!
**[03:56] Nasa**
*Well, that's a wild theory!*
**[04:00] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you haven't changed the
password since I set it up for you, right?
**[04:05] Tsukasa**
Huh? Of course not.
**[04:08] Nasa**
In that case...
**[04:12] Nasa**
There. I got in.
**[04:14] Tsukasa**
Darling... I'm amazed you remember that
nonsensical string of characters so easily.
**[04:19] Tsukasa**
Well, there is actually a meaning behind it.
**[04:22] Tsukasa**
But I think you should probably change it.
**[04:24] Nasa**
It has to be complicated,
but something you can remember.
**[04:29] Tsukasa**
Yeah, that's impossible.
**[04:31] Nasa**
* I didn't realize we were*
* discussing what's possible.*
**[04:34] Nasa**
In that case, should I manage
your password for you?
**[04:37] Tsukasa**
Would you?
**[04:38] Tsukasa**
I see! So this is the "dividing
the housework" part of marriage!
**[04:42] Nasa**
*I don't think so, no.*
**[04:45] Nasa**
What did you do before
we were married, though?
**[04:47] Tsukasa**
Oh, Tokiko took care of that kind of thing.
**[04:51] Tsukasa**
She might not look the part,
but she's a hardcore STEM type.
**[04:54] Nasa**
Really? Wow.
**[04:56] Tokiko**
I know Python, too.
**[04:59] Nasa**
Y'know, I think it's really cute how some
things actually give you trouble, Tsukasa-chan.
**[05:04] Tsukasa**
You really do think I'm a
dummy, don't you, darling?
**[05:09] Nasa**
What?! I don't think that at all!
**[05:12] Tsukasa**
No, you do.
**[05:14] Tsukasa**
Tsukasa-chan is the kind of girl
who picks up on these things.
**[05:17] Tsukasa**
Y'know what this is?
**[05:18] Tsukasa**
This is genuinely one of those "happy wife,
happy life" type situations.
**[05:23] Nasa**
That kind of sounds like extortion, but...
**[05:27] Nasa**
How about some cake, then?
**[05:32] Nasa**
Oh, come on! Don't give
me that exasperated look!
**[05:35] Tsukasa**
You're trying to cheer me up
with cake in this day and age?
**[05:37] Tsukasa**
It's not the old days anymore, darling.
**[05:41] Nasa**
Then... 168 apologems in
your favorite mobile game?
**[05:46] Nasa**
Okay, that sure is a face.
**[05:49] Tsukasa**
Darling! I know this was my idea,
but you don't have to suck up *that* much!
**[05:54] Tsukasa**
Maybe try for something
a little more practical!
**[05:57] Nasa**
S-Sorry...
**[06:00] Tsukasa**
Well, since it's the best option
so far, I'll settle for that cake.
**[06:04] Tsukasa**
And that being the case,
let's go and pick one out.
**[06:07] Nasa**
O-Okay...
**[06:09] Tsukasa**
All that aside, though,
I'm glad you're so reliable, darling.
**[06:15] Nasa**
I am?
**[06:17] Tsukasa**
Of course! I appreciate you
always being there to help me.
**[06:20] Nasa**
I see. Well...
**[06:24] Nasa**
This is all the thanks I need.
**[06:27] Tsukasa**
Honestly... You always want
to do stuff like this.
**[06:30] Nasa**
Yeah. But when I catch your scent,
**[06:33] Nasa**
it makes me want to do whatever you say.
**[06:35] Tsukasa**
O-Okay, enough! That tickles...
**[06:39] Kaname**
And that's why you went out for cake, huh?
**[06:43] Nasa**
Yep! My wife really is funny, huh?
**[06:47] Kaname**
Uh-huh...
**[06:48] Nasa**
The only thing I worry about
is if she's always that funny,
**[06:53] Nasa**
or if it's because she's married to me.
**[06:57] Kaname**
That is the least worrying
worry I ever heard of.
**[07:00] Kaname**
Still, isn't that a good thing?
Finding your partner cute, I mean.
**[07:05] Nasa**
And there was one other
thing I wanted to mention...
**[07:08] Nasa**
The other day, something similar happened.
**[07:12] Kaname**
What do you mean?
**[07:14] Kaname**
* Look at me, the girl who listens to this nonsense*
* without registering a hint of disdain on her face!*
**[07:19] Kaname**
*Ain't I great?*
**[07:20] Naoko**
Good afternoon!
**[07:22] Nasa**
Oh, Yanagi-sensei!
**[07:27] Tsukasa**
Help yourself.
**[07:28] Naoko**
Thanks.
**[07:29] Nasa**
So, what brings you by today?
**[07:33] Naoko**
I think... there's gonna be a marriage.
**[07:37] Nasa**
For who?
**[07:38] Naoko**
For me! Me! Your old homeroom
teacher, Yanagi-chan!
**[07:42] Nasa**
Oh, congratulations!
**[07:45] Tsukasa**
Congratulations.
**[07:46] Naoko**
It's not purely good news, though.
**[07:51] Nasa**
What do you mean?
**[07:52] Nasa**
Is there something you're worried about
when it comes to marrying Taniguchi-sensei?
**[07:56] Naoko**
Hang on, how did you know
it's Taniguchi-sensei?
**[08:00] Naoko**
Actually, you weren't surprised
at the news at all.
**[08:04] Nasa**
Well, I mean...
**[08:08] Nasa**
*We saw you two fooling around in the park!*
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
*We already saw something crazy!*
**[08:14] Nasa**
When I saw you together at the theme
park, you seemed to really get along!
**[08:18] Tsukasa**
I felt the same way.
**[08:19] Naoko**
Oh, is that right?
**[08:22] Nasa**
So, what is it you're worried about?
**[08:25] Tsukasa**
Putting aside how you were fooling
around in the park at night...
**[08:29] Naoko**
Y-You saw that, too?!
**[08:32] Nasa/Tsukasa**
Nope!
**[08:33] Naoko**
Well, whatever.
**[08:35] Naoko**
Actually, I wanted to ask you...
**[08:38] Naoko**
Yuzaki-kun, was there anything you were
worried about when it came to marriage?
**[08:43] Nasa**
Worried?
**[08:45] Nasa**
Nothing at all!
**[08:47] Naoko**
*He can be terrifyingly airheaded at times.*
**[08:50] Naoko**
Well, I expected as much,
but I guess that confirms it.
**[08:54] Nasa**
I was just a little anxious about whether or not
I was allowed to marry someone so wonderful!
**[09:00] Nasa**
Are you nervous about
getting married, Sensei?
**[09:04] Naoko**
The other day, we went out
for beef bowls on a date.
**[09:08] Tsukasa**
Beef bowls?
**[09:09] Nasa**
Is it some sort of, "I can't believe we
had beef bowls on a date!" thing?
**[09:14] Naoko**
Come on, I don't think I'm
a princess or something.
***SIGN*** Order take-out on
your smart phone.
***SIGN*** This is where
beef bowls get good.
***SIGN*** We offer
double meat.
—Ushinoya
**[09:17] Naoko**
I go there by myself all the time.
**[09:20] Naoko**
I go by myself, order one with
double meat, and polish it off.
**[09:25] Naoko**
But this time, I was kind of happy and
anxious about going with the one I love...
**[09:30] Tsukasa**
*She really is a sweetheart.*
**[09:33] Naoko**
I mean, isn't that nice?
**[09:34] Naoko**
Having a relationship where
you can let your guard down.
**[09:37] Nasa**
I think so.
**[09:39] Naoko**
But then, when our bowls came out...
**[09:46] Naoko**
Taniguchi-sensei packed the red
pickled ginger sky-high on his.
**[09:49] Nasa**
Come to think of it,
I've heard of this before.
**[09:52] Tsukasa**
I see. And that choice of his made you uneasy.
**[09:55] Naoko**
It's not that! It's not that simple!
**[10:01] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
I'm sure this comes as a
surprise, Yanagi-sensei.
**[10:04] (Flashback) Naoko**
Y-Yeah.
**[10:06] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
I started eating them like this after
reading about it in a certain manga...
**[10:09] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
And just like they said in the actual manga,
**[10:13] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
it's actually not that good.
**[10:16] Nasa**
It's not?!
**[10:17] Tsukasa**
Then why all the ginger?!
**[10:19] Naoko**
Exactly! I asked that very same question!
**[10:22] Naoko**
And he said...
**[10:23] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
This... is something you can only
understand if you experience it.
**[10:26] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
But I don't want you to eat
it this way, Yanagi-sensei!
**[10:30] (Flashback) Taniguchi**
Please, Yanagi-sensei!
I want you to remain normal!
**[10:36] Naoko**
A real head-scratcher, right?
**[10:38] Tsukasa**
I-I'd say so.
**[10:40] Naoko**
Which is why I figured... I'd try it, too.
**[10:45] Nasa**
What?! You ate one like that, Yanagi-sensei?!
**[10:48] Naoko**
I did! I crossed that line!
The next day, by myself.
**[10:52] Naoko**
And when I anxiously took a bite...
**[10:58] Naoko**
It wasn't particularly good.
**[11:00] Nasa**
Well...
**[11:01] Tsukasa**
That makes sense.
**[11:02] Naoko**
But that's not even the worst part!
**[11:08] Naoko**
It wasn't particularly good,
and I left the restaurant.
**[11:13] Naoko**
And about two days later,
**[11:14] Naoko**
I started getting an insatiable craving for a
beef bowl piled sky-high with red ginger!
**[11:20] Naoko**
And that was when I realized: This is
what Taniguchi-sensei was talking about!
**[11:25] Naoko**
It's a swamp!
**[11:27] Naoko**
A beefy swamp that's impossible
to escape once you've sunk in!
**[11:31] Naoko**
I used to look at people who packed
on the red ginger with disdain!
**[11:36] Naoko**
"How could they be so
ridiculous?!" I'd think!
**[11:38] Naoko**
But... because of him...
I've learned to forgive them.
**[11:45] Tsukasa**
What exactly is the problem here?
**[11:47] Naoko**
People can change.
**[11:49] Naoko**
And falling in love can drive that change.
**[11:52] Naoko**
Is that something to be glad about?
**[11:54] Nasa**
I-I think so?
**[11:56] Nasa**
Consider it personal growth.
**[11:59] Naoko**
I never wanted to grow into a person who
eats a big pile of red ginger on her beef bowl.
**[12:05] Nasa**
Well...
**[12:06] Tsukasa**
That's understandable.
**[12:09] Nasa**
Did you actually mention
this to Taniguchi-sensei?
**[12:13] Naoko**
I... I could never tell him!
**[12:16] Naoko**
I mean, think about it!
**[12:18] Naoko**
He fell in love with the version of
me that didn't pile on red ginger!
**[12:22] Naoko**
There's no way he could love me now that I've
been pickled by all that redness and ginger!
**[12:27] Nasa**
Er...
**[12:29] Tsukasa**
Seriously, what even is this?
**[12:31] Nasa**
W-Well, you still have to be honest
with him about it, right?
**[12:35] Nasa**
If he can't accept you as you are,
getting married seems...
**[12:40] Naoko**
You're right.
**[12:42] Tsukasa**
Hey, darling, what kind of
advice are we giving here?
**[12:47] Naoko**
I understand.
**[12:49] Naoko**
I'll try talking to him.
**[12:52] Naoko**
And I'll ask him if he can accept me as I am!
**[12:59] Nasa**
I hope the two of them can find happiness.
**[13:03] Nasa**
I'll be wishing on the stars for it.
**[13:04] Tsukasa**
I don't know if the stars will
know what to do with that wish.
**[13:08] Nasa**
Well, I couldn't really follow what
she was worried about, to be honest...
**[13:13] Nasa**
But do you wanna hit up a beef bowl place?
**[13:15] Tsukasa**
I was thinking the same thing.
**[13:25] Nasa**
*My wife is cute!*
**[13:29] Tsukasa**
Good morning, Nasa-kun.
**[13:31] Nasa**
* It's like every time I see her,*
* she's cuter... and kinder...*
**[13:34] Nasa**
*So interesting, and fun to be around!*
**[13:36] Nasa**
*I love her more every day!*
**[13:39] Nasa**
*I can't imagine life without her anymore.*
**[13:41] Nasa**
* Even eating together is fun. Food tastes*
* better, and it goes down so smooth.*
**[13:47] Nasa**
*Eating... and eating... and eating more!*
**[13:53] Nasa**
What the heck kind of number is that?!
**[13:56] Nasa**
A-Are you kidding me?
**[13:58] Nasa**
I used to have total control
over my body weight.
**[14:02] Nasa**
* I know I haven't really been*
* paying attention lately,*
**[14:05] Nasa**
* but did I really balloon*
* this much in a few months?!*
**[14:08] Nasa**
*What could have caused it?*
**[14:09] Nasa**
* There's no reason I should have gained*
* so much weight in such a short time...*
**[14:13] Nasa**
*Wait, there is!*
**[14:15] Nasa**
*There clearly is!*
**[14:17] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Care for seconds, darling?
**[14:20] Nasa**
* I-I didn't think a happy marriage*
* could bring this kind of trap with it.*
**[14:25] Nasa**
*B-But what I'm really wondering is...*
**[14:28] Nasa**
* How is she eating the same*
* food and not changing at all?*
**[14:35] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, Tsukasa-chan...
**[14:40] Tsukasa**
Wha—N-Nasa-kun?
**[14:43] Nasa**
*My wife is shockingly slim!*
**[14:47] Nasa**
*How?!*
**[14:51] Tsukasa**
Darling... have you put on weight?
**[14:55] Nasa**
Wh-Wh-What are you talking about, Tsukasa-chan?
**[14:58] Nasa**
D-Does it look like I have?
**[15:01] Tsukasa**
Well, not enough to be visibly noticeable...
**[15:05] Tsukasa**
But how about it?
**[15:07] Tsukasa**
Have you put on weight?
**[15:09] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[15:11] Tsukasa**
I see. This is probably my fault.
**[15:14] Tsukasa**
You're so cute when you're
enjoying your food.
**[15:17] Tsukasa**
I end up making too much.
**[15:20] Nasa**
I-It's not your fault!
**[15:22] Nasa**
I've just been eating too much!
That's not on you!
**[15:26] Tsukasa**
Thank you. But I'll be more careful anyway.
**[15:30] Tsukasa**
Honestly, you don't need
to let it get you down.
**[15:32] Tsukasa**
Even if you got a bit fluffy,
**[15:34] Tsukasa**
I'd still think you're cute!
**[15:39] Tsukasa**
Wh-What's wrong, darling?
**[15:42] Tsukasa**
Why are you so distraught over this?
**[15:44] Nasa**
I-I admit that I may have
let my guard down...
**[15:49] Tsukasa**
Come on, it's fine! Really!
**[15:52] Nasa**
B-But...
**[15:54] Nasa**
Now that I've realized what has happened,
it's possible to correct the mistake!
**[15:58] Nasa**
Diet! In the end, it's just
calorie control and exercise!
**[16:01] Nasa**
If you burn more calories than you
take in, you can't possibly gain weight!
**[16:06] Nasa**
Which is why, as of today,
I am going to start exercising!
**[16:09] Tsukasa**
So he said he was going to start
running ten kilometers a day.
**[16:13] Tsukasa**
Is he any good with exercise?
**[16:16] Kaname**
I think he should be.
**[16:18] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[16:19] Kaname**
He wasn't in any sports clubs or anything,
***SIGN*** 1st Semester 2nd Semester Final
**[16:22] Kaname**
but he was trying to maintain all A grades.
**[16:28] Nasa**
It's as you've heard, Tsukasa-chan!
**[16:30] Nasa**
When I was in school, not only
did I work hard on exercise,
**[16:34] Nasa**
but I did quite a few physical
jobs before we were reunited,
**[16:39] Nasa**
so ten kilometers should be a piece of cake!
**[16:41] Nasa**
Which is why I'm heading out now!
**[16:51] Tsukasa**
Well, that was a rather thorough
setup for a punchline.
**[16:54] Kaname**
Outta shape, huh?
**[16:56] Tsukasa**
Well, since we're done
with the morning cleanup,
**[16:58] Tsukasa**
I think I'll join him.
**[17:00] Kaname**
By all means, go ahead.
**[17:03] Nasa**
*D-Damn it! I may have stopped exercising,*
**[17:06] Nasa**
* and I know I've been doing*
* nothing but desk work lately!*
**[17:09] Nasa**
* And I realize I only ever go for a walk*
* when I go out with Tsukasa-chan...*
**[17:13] Nasa**
* But I didn't think that'd make*
* me fall this far out of shape!*
**[17:16] Nasa**
*Damn it, there's no way I can keep this up...*
**[17:22] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[17:26] Tsukasa**
You okay?
**[17:27] Nasa**
F-Fine...
**[17:29] Nasa**
O-Okay, maybe I'll do some chin-ups next.
**[17:42] Tsukasa**
*This... is pretty bad.*
**[17:45] Tsukasa**
N-Need some help, darling?
**[17:49] Nasa**
It's okay!
**[17:51] Nasa**
I have to get... at least a little stronger!
**[17:55] Nasa**
Strong enough to protect you...
**[17:57] Nasa**
As your husband!
**[18:08] Nasa**
I couldn't even manage one.
**[18:11] Tsukasa**
Oh, it's okay.
**[18:13] Nasa**
But as your husband, shouldn't I...
**[18:15] Tsukasa**
I saved you when we first met, remember?
**[18:20] Tsukasa**
I can keep you safe.
**[18:25] Nasa**
But I wanted to say that...
**[18:29] Tsukasa**
Sorry about that.
**[18:33] Nasa**
It's ready, Tsukasa-chan.
**[18:34] Tsukasa**
Thanks for making this, darling.
**[18:38] Nasa**
I mean, the only hard part is boiling water.
**[18:40] Tsukasa**
I still appreciate it.
**[18:42] Tokiko**
Nothing beats cold noodles
during a hot summer.
**[18:48] Tsukasa**
Damn it! Is this place infested?!
**[18:51] Tokiko**
Good lord, am I a bug now?
**[18:53] Tokiko**
I did you the favor of dropping
by since you never invite me.
**[18:59] Tsukasa**
Don't talk while slurping on noodles!
**[19:02] Nasa**
Now, now...
**[19:04] Nasa**
Thanks for coming by in spite of the heat.
**[19:07] Tokiko**
See that? At least your
husband has some manners.
**[19:11] Tokiko**
Would it kill you to show
the elderly some respect?
**[19:15] Tsukasa**
In what world do I owe you respect?
**[19:18] Tokiko**
And given that it's summer,
**[19:21] Tokiko**
would it kill you to get out of the
house a little and maybe come visit me?
**[19:26] Tokiko**
Oh, I know! Camping! I want to go camping!
**[19:29] Tokiko**
Since I'm here, you should
invite me on a camping trip.
**[19:34] Tsukasa**
Why the heck should I?!
**[19:35] Tokiko**
Why? Because it's all the rage these days.
**[19:38] Tokiko**
I've fallen down a camp video
rabbit hole on YouTube.
**[19:41] Tsukasa**
I don't care!
**[19:43] Tokiko**
The thing about camping
is, it cleanses the heart.
**[19:47] Tokiko**
You can heal your exhausted heart
away from the bustle of the city.
**[19:51] Tokiko**
Sipping on coffee while looking
up at the stars at night...
**[19:54] Tokiko**
It's like a trip on the galactic railroad.
**[19:56] Tokiko**
You become one with heaven and earth,
and recover a bit of your true nature.
**[20:02] Tokiko**
I doubt this means much to you,
**[20:03] Tokiko**
given how much time you spend
staring at that tiny phone screen,
**[20:07] Tokiko**
but that's the kind of experience
camping offers. Understand?
**[20:10] Tsukasa**
I still don't care!
**[20:12] Nasa**
Heaven and earth...
**[20:14] Nasa**
Becoming one with heaven and earth?
**[20:19] Nasa**
That sounds really interesting!
**[20:23] Nasa**
I've never gone camping before.
Is that what it's like?
**[20:28] Nasa**
Of course. It's the ultimate in recuperation.
**[20:31] Tsukasa**
Whoa, hang on a sec, darling!
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
You're not serious, are you?
**[20:35] Nasa**
Of course! Let's give it a shot.
**[20:39] Tokiko**
So we'll all be going
camping together next week.
**[20:43] Tokiko**
Oh, what fun!
**[20:46] Tsukasa**
Quit trying to force the issue!
**[20:49] Tokiko**
Well, if you're dead set
against it, that's fine.
**[20:53] Tokiko**
But would it really hurt to grant the wish of
someone who probably has so little time left?
**[21:00] Tsukasa**
Oh, fine. I'll go camping with you, then.
**[21:03] Tokiko**
Really? Yay!
**[21:06] Tsukasa**
Ugh...
**[21:08] Tokiko**
Well, I'll head home for today.
**[21:10] Tokiko**
This is for you. Share it
with your husband, okay?
**[21:15] Tokiko**
See you soon, you two!
**[21:20] Nasa**
She really is energetic.
**[21:22] Tsukasa**
I guess.
**[21:24] Nasa**
What did she give you, anyway?
**[21:26] Tsukasa**
I'm pretty sure I know without opening it.
**[21:30] Tsukasa**
It's most likely ohagi.
**[21:32] (Flashback) Woman**
It's all right. You're still alive.
**[21:38] (Flashback) Woman**
For now, you should eat these ohagi.
**[21:49] Tsukasa**
She was really happy to
get some as a gift once.
**[21:55] [SONG] Ending sign**
Closed for the Day
***SIGN*** Sorry!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Kyuuma**
Prep is crucial for camping!
**[23:27] Kyuuma**
So I've been watching a
bunch of videos about it!
**[23:29] Tsukasa**
Don't you have anything better to do?
**[23:31] Kyuuma**
First, you're supposed to
go camping on your own!
**[23:33] Tsukasa**
You've clearly only been watching
a certain type of video.
**[23:35] Kyuuma**
Also, actors who don't get much
work anymore do it a lot.
**[23:37] Tsukasa**
I didn't need to know that.
# E10 - Thank You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNJW24/thank-you)
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**[00:06] Nasa**
*I'm still proud of it.*
**[00:11] (Flashback) Nasa**
Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
**[00:12] Nasa**
* The fact that I was able*
* to answer right away.*
**[00:17] Nasa**
*Even now.*
**[00:20] Nasa**
*To this day...*
**[00:34] Nasa**
Did I fall asleep?
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 10 Thank You
**[02:13] Tsukasa**
If stargazing is what you really want to do,
we don't need to go into the mountains.
**[02:18] Nasa**
Uh... Oh, you mean the camping
trip with Tokiko-san?
**[02:23] Tsukasa**
The mountains are swarming
with bugs in summer, you know.
**[02:26] Tsukasa**
You'll get eaten alive.
**[02:28] Tsukasa**
I wouldn't even consider
going if you weren't.
**[02:34] Nasa**
Yeah, but won't it be better to go up
somewhere high to look at the night sky?
**[02:39] Tsukasa**
For the record, there are places in
the city where you can do just that.
**[02:45] Tsukasa**
A certain building in Shibuya, for instance!
**[02:47] Tsukasa**
It has an open roof that offers
a wonderful view of the stars!
**[02:51] Tsukasa**
There's also grassy turf, along with beds
and hammocks for couples to cuddle on!
**[02:57] Tsukasa**
See?! You can go stargazing
without going into the mountains,
**[03:00] Tsukasa**
and without the bugs, even!
**[03:02] Nasa**
Well, that sounds like
a great idea for a date.
**[03:06] Tsukasa**
Fair enough...
**[03:08] Tsukasa**
I just don't get what her deal is.
**[03:10] Tsukasa**
Were the flyers really necessary?
***SIGN*** Come have fun
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
**[03:12] Tsukasa**
What even is an "outdoor home party"?
***SIGN*** Come have fun
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** Come have fun
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** Come have fun
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
***SIGN*** The more the merrier!
***SIGN*** Outdoor Home Party
**[03:17] Aya**
An "outdoor home party"...
**[03:19] Aya**
Sounds good! Let's go!
**[03:22] Kaname**
Wow, that was fast.
**[03:23] Kaname**
I figured since you're an e-famous shut-in,
you wouldn't be interested in camping.
**[03:27] Aya**
Don't try to make me into
some icon of the indoors.
**[03:31] Aya**
Everyone knows camping is
synonymous with solid *****!
**[03:33] Kaname**
Wait, what? I thought you
were gonna say "snake."
**[03:36] Aya**
I don't actually get what it means,
but it's fun to say.
**[03:39] Aya**
Anarcho Cups!
**[03:41] Kaname**
Are we allowed to say that?!
**[03:43] Aya**
It's camping jargon, and I
have no idea what it means.
**[03:45] Aya**
I just wanted to say it!
**[03:47] Kaname**
You're really cutting it close.
**[03:48] Aya**
As I've demonstrated, camping has a
kind of appeal that is quite seductive.
**[03:54] Aya**
Think of how many people watch camping
videos online to avoid reality!
**[03:58] Aya**
I know all about how great that can be!
**[04:00] Aya**
So now all that's left is to go! To go and
really enjoy that appeal to its fullest!
**[04:04] Kaname**
And there you have it. So is it cool
if my sister and I come along?
**[04:08] Nasa**
Okay. I'll let her know.
**[04:11] Kaname**
Is it okay that we don't
have a clue what to do?
**[04:14] Nasa**
That shouldn't be a problem.
**[04:16] Nasa**
If you're not sure about setting up a tent,
there will be glamping amenities, too.
**[04:19] Kaname**
You mean that setup that's
fancy like a hotel?
**[04:24] Nasa**
Yep. You can make the trip by car,
and sleep in a bed if you want.
**[04:27] Kaname**
That sounds super awesome!
**[04:30] Nasa**
It sure does. It almost
sounds too good to be true!
**[04:33] Tsukasa**
It's fine.
**[04:34] Tsukasa**
Tokiko owns the property and
everything on it, anyway.
**[04:38] Nasa**
Wait, she does?
**[04:40] Tokiko**
Yeah.
**[04:41] Tokiko**
She bought it specifically for
stargazing back in the day,
**[04:45] Tokiko**
but figured it would be a waste to leave it
as-is, so she turned it into a campground.
**[04:48] Nasa**
She did?
**[04:50] Kaname**
That's pretty impressive!
**[04:52] Tsukasa**
Well, since she owned it already...
**[04:54] Tsukasa**
I guess it'd be a waste not to use it.
**[04:57] Kyuuma**
Then I wanna go, too!
**[05:00] Kaname**
Kyuuma-chan?
**[05:01] Nasa**
Good to see you again.
**[05:02] Kyuuma**
See, my thing is...
**[05:03] Kyuuma**
Despite appearances, I've always
thought camping sounded fun!
**[05:07] Tsukasa**
Despite what appearance?
**[05:08] Kaname**
Easy, now. Kyuuma-chan's just dumb.
**[05:11] Kyuuma**
My dad always used to tell me,
**[05:13] Kyuuma**
"Kyuuma, if someone makes you cry,
head up to the mountains!"
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[05:17] Kyuuma**
"Your old man will make sure
they stay buried there!"
**[05:20] Kyuuma**
That's how camping works, right?
**[05:22] Tsukasa**
Not at all, no.
**[05:24] Nasa**
It sounds like your camping party would
shrink a little with every outing.
**[05:27] Kaname**
Kyuuma-chan, remember that anime
about camping from a while back?
**[05:30] Kaname**
It's like that.
**[05:31] Kyuuma**
Oh, yeah! *Laid-Back Ca*—
**[05:35] Kyuuma**
Wait, that's what camping's like?!
I wanna go! I wanna go bad!
**[05:40] Tsukasa**
What exactly did she think it was before?
**[05:40] Kyuuma**
Take me, take me, take me, take me!
**[05:42] Kaname**
Easy, now. Kyuuma-chan's just dumb.
**[05:45] Nasa**
If we're taking a whole group,
I'll invite Ginga-kun and the others.
**[05:48] Tsukasa**
Oh, that sounds good.
**[05:52] Ginga**
You're gonna bury bodies in the hills?!
**[05:54] Nasa**
No, no...
**[05:55] Nasa**
I'm inviting you on a camping trip!
**[05:58] Ginga**
Oh, camping!
**[06:00] Ginga**
I gotta ask, bro, is that lady
from the other day gonna be there?
**[06:08] Nasa**
The lady from the other day?
**[06:11] Nasa**
Oh, you mean Aya-san?
**[06:14] Ginga**
Yeah.
**[06:15] Ginga**
I figure, considering what happened,
**[06:18] Ginga**
I've gotta settle up with her.
**[06:20] Nasa**
I-I see...
**[06:23] Nasa**
* What does he even mean? Whatever it is,*
* I hope it's just rom-com stuff.*
**[06:30] Aurora**
Are you going to attend this
outdoor home party thing, Chitose?
**[06:35] Chitose**
As a fan of Saito Takao-sensei's
*Survival*, of course I am.
**[06:39] Aurora**
Wait, *that's* why?
**[06:40] Charlotte**
Was that really a camping manga, though?
**[06:43] Chitose**
There's also the fact that Nee-sama's husband
looks like he has no clue about camping,
**[06:48] Chitose**
so it'll be a great chance to teach him
how harsh Mother Nature can be!
**[06:52] Charlotte**
Chitose-chan, have you ever
been camping before yourself?
**[06:55] Chitose**
I've learned everything there is to know
about it from Saito Takao-sensei's *Survival*.
**[07:00] Aurora**
Oh, this bodes poorly.
**[07:01] Chitose**
I'll teach that idiot just
how scary rats can be!
**[07:05] Charlotte**
Pretty sure we won't be running into rats...
**[07:08] Aurora**
You think it'd be okay if we came along?
**[07:11] Charlotte**
Aren't we going to be accompanying
Chitose-chan anyway?
**[07:14] Aurora**
But if we're working, that means we can't
exactly take part in any dinners or drinking...
**[07:21] Charlotte**
Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine.
**[07:23] Aurora**
Yeah, you're probably right.
**[07:25] Nasa**
It looks like we'll be camping
with quite a big group.
**[07:29] Tsukasa**
Looks that way. And Chitose's
gang will be coming, too.
**[07:32] Nasa**
Family and friends all assembling together...
**[07:35] Nasa**
That makes it feel like a big deal.
**[07:37] Nasa**
I'm looking forward to it. It'll almost
be like a wedding reception.
**[07:40] Tsukasa**
When you put it that way,
I suddenly feel embarrassed...
**[07:43] Nasa**
Huh? Really?
**[07:45] Tsukasa**
Well, I would be happy about having
our marriage celebrated.
**[07:49] Nasa**
I bet even the stars above
will give us their blessing!
**[07:52] Tsukasa**
There you go being romantic again.
**[07:58] Aya**
I'm so excited for this camping trip!
**[08:00] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[08:01] Ginga**
I agree!
***SIGN*** Campground
***SIGN*** Car
**[08:03] Aurora**
Now, as I mentioned earlier, there are two
routes that take us to our destination.
***SIGN*** Campground
**[08:08] Aurora**
One will escort us directly to
the campground via a vehicle.
***SIGN*** Campground
***SIGN*** Car
**[08:13] Aurora**
The other involves hiking from the foot
of the mountain to our destination.
**[08:17] Aurora**
The hike is estimated to take
around four hours, incidentally.
**[08:21] Aurora**
So, which will it be?
**[08:23] Tsukasa**
Do you even have to ask? Obviously—
**[08:25] Nasa**
I wanna hike!
**[08:27] Tsukasa**
H-Hang on a sec, darling!
**[08:29] Tsukasa**
Are you serious about a four-hour
hike in the mountains?
**[08:31] Nasa**
I mean, we're going camping!
**[08:34] Nasa**
The whole point is to feel the
breath of the wild, right?
**[08:37] Aurora**
Tsukasa-sama.
**[08:38] Aurora**
What should I put you down for?
**[08:41] Tsukasa**
I-I'll be hiking, then...
**[08:44] Aurora**
Very good.
**[08:45] Kaname**
She doesn't want to walk, but she
does want to stick with Senpai!
**[08:50] Kaname**
Is it all right if I take the car, though?
**[08:53] Kaname**
I need to finish some work before we leave.
**[08:55] Aurora**
Understood. I'll be back
later to collect you.
**[08:59] Aya**
Okay!
**[09:00] Aya**
Let's climb us a mountain!
**[09:03] Everyone**
Yeah!
**[09:05] Tsukasa**
Yeah...
**[09:12] Kaname**
Climbing mountains... is really hard!
**[09:16] Tsukasa**
You never miss a cue, do you?
**[09:18] Kaname**
H-How many kilometers do we have left?
**[09:21] Nasa**
That's a weird question to ask.
**[09:23] Nasa**
We've only been walking for twenty minutes.
**[09:26] Ginga**
I notice that Kyuuma girl
hasn't been following us at all.
**[09:31] Ginga**
Is she gonna be okay?
**[09:33] Nasa**
Whoa, she's so far behind...
**[09:36] Ginga**
Want me to nab her?
**[09:38] Tsukasa**
You all can keep going. I'll bring her along.
**[09:43] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan—
**[09:44] Ginga**
Damn, she's fast.
**[09:46] Nasa**
Almost like a ninja...
**[09:49] Nasa**
Well, we'd better keep on moving.
**[09:52] Ginga/Aya**
Roger!
**[09:56] Tsukasa**
What's up?
**[09:58] Kyuuma**
Hey, Paisen's wife!
**[10:00] Kyuuma**
I was just wondering what this flower is.
**[10:03] Tsukasa**
Oh, this is cape jasmine.
**[10:07] Kyuuma**
Cape jasmine?
**[10:08] Tsukasa**
It bears a fruit called "sanshishi."
**[10:11] Tsukasa**
In the old days it was used to
treat bleeding and inflammation.
**[10:14] Kyuuma**
What's inflammation?
**[10:16] Tsukasa**
Basically, when something
is swollen or bruised.
**[10:18] Tsukasa**
You make a poultice out of ground sanshishi,
egg yolk, and buckwheat, then slap it on.
**[10:23] Kyuuma**
Really? And that actually works?
**[10:26] Tsukasa**
Well, probably not as
well as modern medicine.
**[10:29] Tsukasa**
Anyway, we need to get walking
or we won't be able to catch up.
**[10:32] Kyuuma**
Huh? O-Oh, you're right!
**[10:34] Kyuuma**
Still, this is a lot of fun.
I've never seen most of this stuff!
**[10:38] Tsukasa**
Really? I've seen all of it before.
**[10:43] Kyuuma**
Wow! What a cute mushroom!
**[10:45] Kyuuma**
Is it a matsutake?
**[10:46] Tsukasa**
Don't touch it.
**[10:48] Kyuuma**
Why?
**[10:49] Tsukasa**
That's amanita virosa.
Eat it and you're dead.
**[10:53] Kyuuma**
There are poison mushrooms in Japan?!
**[10:55] Tsukasa**
They grow all over the world.
***SIGN*** Amanita virosa
***SIGN*** Amanita virgineoides
***SIGN*** Stubble rosegill
**[10:58] Tsukasa**
As a general rule, if you find a
white mushroom in the mountains,
***SIGN*** False parasol
***SIGN*** Clitocybe connata
**[11:00] Tsukasa**
you should absolutely not eat it.
**[11:03] Tsukasa**
There's an edible type
called stubble rosegill,
**[11:06] Tsukasa**
but you're better off assuming
they're all poisonous.
**[11:10] Kyuuma**
I'm never gonna eat enoki again...
**[11:13] Tsukasa**
That's not the issue.
**[11:16] Tsukasa**
Anything sold in a grocery store is fine!
**[11:18] Tsukasa**
I'm talking about the stuff
growing in the mountains.
**[11:23] Tsukasa**
And we're never going to catch up at
this rate, so let's take a shortcut.
**[11:31] Nasa**
I hope Tsukasa-chan and
Kyuuma-chan will be okay.
**[11:33] Ginga**
I hear you. These mountain trails can
be rough. It might be hard to catch up.
**[11:37] Chitose**
I wouldn't worry if I were you.
**[11:40] Nasa**
Wha... Chitose-chan?
**[11:42] Chitose**
You were taking so long,
I came to see what was up.
**[11:44] Chitose**
You really have no idea who
you're dealing with, do you?
**[11:48] Chitose**
It'd take a lot more than a mountain trail
to give Nee-sama any kind of trouble.
**[11:52] Kyuuma**
Wow, we actually made it!
**[11:56] Tsukasa**
See? The trail can be steep, but if you
know what you're doing, you can manage.
**[12:02] Tsukasa**
We should be able to sit down soon.
Then we'll take a break.
**[12:05] Kyuuma**
You sure?
**[12:06] Kyuuma**
I thought you wanted to catch
up with Paisen and the others.
**[12:09] Tsukas**
No worries there.
**[12:12] Tsukas**
We just did.
**[12:13] Nasa**
Huh? Tsukasa-chan?!
**[12:15] Ginga**
No way!
**[12:16] Nasa**
When did you catch up?
**[12:18] Tsukasa**
Wouldn't be much of a ninja if
I couldn't handle mountaineering.
**[12:21] Nasa**
You're actually a ninja?!
**[12:23] Kyuuma**
Verily she nin-nin is!
**[12:25] Tsukasa**
Okay, okay, the path still
continues for a while.
**[12:29] Tsukasa**
Let's get going.
**[12:30] Chitose**
See what I mean? She's got
stronger legs than most.
**[12:34] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[12:37] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you don't actually
like climbing mountains, right?
**[12:40] Tsukasa**
Of course not. It makes me want to point out
people invented cars and trains for a reason.
**[12:46] Nasa**
But you seem really good at making
your way through the mountains.
**[12:49] Tsukasa**
Well, compared to you, darling.
**[12:52] Nasa**
Y'know, Tsukasa-chan...
I think you're a tsundere.
**[12:55] Tsukasa**
That's not what this is!
**[12:57] Nasa**
Are you mad?
**[12:58] Tsukasa**
I am not.
**[13:03] Nasa**
* She told me that she'd go out*
* with me if I married her.*
**[13:09] Nasa**
* And I replied instantly:*
* "Of course! It'd be my pleasure!"*
**[13:14] Nasa**
*I lost consciousness right after that,*
**[13:16] Nasa**
*so I don't remember the rest very clearly...*
**[13:19] Nasa**
* But I get the feeling that, right before*
* I passed out, she was smiling.*
**[13:26] Tsukasa**
Good morning, darling.
**[13:28] Tsukasa**
Did you sleep well?
**[13:31] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan? Wait... Where are we?
**[13:34] Tsukasa**
The campground. Are you still half-asleep?
**[13:38] Nasa**
Oh, right. I was so exhausted from
walking, I wanted to rest a little...
**[13:42] Tsukasa**
You were only asleep for about ten minutes.
**[13:45] Nasa**
Really? It felt a lot longer.
**[13:49] Nasa**
I have to say, it really
is quiet here in the woods.
**[13:52] Tsukasa**
The weather's nice, too.
**[13:55] Nasa**
Are we pretty far from the others?
**[13:59] Tsukasa**
I think so. I don't hear their voices.
**[14:02] Nasa**
I see...
**[14:05] Nasa**
Well, then—
**[14:06] Tsukasa**
Hang on. "Well, then" what?
**[14:09] Nasa**
I mean... we might as well.
**[14:12] Tsukasa**
Might as well what, exactly?!
**[14:14] Nasa**
It's just... kind of embarrassing
to get into real specifics,
**[14:19] Nasa**
but let's just say I'd like to
kiss you while no one is looking.
**[14:23] Tsukasa**
That was pretty damn specific,
if I'm being honest.
**[14:26] Nasa**
You don't want to?
**[14:27] Tsukasa**
It's not that...
**[14:29] Tsukasa**
But I'd be embarrassed if anyone saw us.
**[14:32] Nasa**
I see.
**[14:33] Tsukasa**
Right?
**[14:34] Nasa**
I personally wouldn't be embarrassed, though.
**[14:37] Tsukasa**
Could you maybe try to be?!
**[14:39] Tokiko**
Oh, who cares if you make out a little?
**[14:42] Tokiko**
It's not like it hurts anyone.
**[14:44] Tsukasa**
People like you showing up is
why I'm in no hurry to start!
**[14:48] Tokiko**
Come on, it's fine. You're already married.
**[14:50] Tokiko**
Physical intimacy is crucial.
**[14:52] Tokiko**
Nasa-kun wants to smooch, doesn't he?
**[14:55] Nasa**
Yes, of course.
**[14:56] Tsukasa**
Don't humor her!
**[15:00] Nasa**
I have to say, this campground is really nice.
**[15:02] Tokiko**
Thank you. Hearing that
makes the trip worthwhile.
**[15:07] Tokiko**
Y'know, I bought this property because
the view of the stars is just lovely.
**[15:11] Nasa**
Really?
**[15:12] Tokiko**
Oh, yes.
**[15:13] Tokiko**
As if the moon is right within arm's reach.
**[15:17] Nasa**
I see. Tonight should be really special, then.
**[15:20] Tokiko**
Yes, you're in for quite a treat.
**[15:23] Tokiko**
She'll probably loosen up a bit once
it gets dark, too, so hang in there.
**[15:28] Nasa**
Sure!
**[15:29] Tsukasa**
Would you buzz off already?!
**[15:31] Tokiko**
Sure, sure.
**[15:33] Tokiko**
By the way, I've prepared a
glamping tent for you two,
**[15:37] Tokiko**
so that's where you'll be staying tonight.
**[15:40] Tokiko**
I'm sure your wife is sick to
death of the old-fashioned kind.
**[15:43] Nasa**
Sounds good! Thank you.
**[15:48] Nasa**
She really is generous, isn't she?
**[15:51] Nasa**
Come to think of it, she told me
something interesting the other day.
**[15:55] Tsukasa**
What's that?
**[15:56] Nasa**
About how spouses have a special relationship.
**[16:00] Nasa**
And Chitose-chan asked me something
about why we got married.
**[16:04] Nasa**
Sometimes I think about that sort of thing...
**[16:10] Tsukasa**
Am I special to you, darling?
**[16:13] Nasa**
You are. You're one of a
kind for me, Tsukasa-chan.
**[16:16] Tsukasa**
I-I see...
**[16:20] Nasa**
Of course.
**[16:22] Nasa**
I guess we should head over to where
the others are playing in the river.
**[16:30] Tsukasa**
Why don't we go for a little walk?
Just the two of us.
**[16:35] Nasa**
Okay... Let's do that.
**[16:41] Nasa**
It sure is quiet out here.
**[16:44] Tsukasa**
Sure is.
**[16:50] Unmarked Aya Adlib**
Kyuuma-chan!
**[16:53] Nasa**
That's Ginga-kun and the others down there.
**[16:56] Tsukasa**
Chitose's gang is with them, too.
**[16:59] Nasa**
That's Kyuuma-chan and
Aya-san who are swimming.
**[17:03] Tsukasa**
With their clothes on, too.
Did they think that through?
**[17:07] Nasa**
Looks like everyone's accounted for, huh?
**[17:10] Tsukasa**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[17:16] Nasa**
Let's head over there for a bit.
**[17:18] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[17:23] Tsukasa**
There's a beautiful stream up here, too!
**[17:26] Nasa**
Seriously!
**[17:27] Nasa**
You wanna wade in it?
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
I'm wearing this long skirt,
though, so it'd get wet.
**[17:34] Nasa**
Allow me, then.
**[17:38] Nasa**
I can hold it up so it won't get wet.
**[17:40] Tsukasa**
H-Hey... I can't really walk like this.
**[17:44] Nasa**
It's okay.
**[17:46] Nasa**
I'll make sure you don't fall.
**[17:48] Tsukasa**
You sure?
**[17:50] Tsukasa**
It's hard to move at all, honestly.
**[17:54] Nasa**
That works out nicely.
**[17:57] Tsukasa**
C-Come on!
**[17:59] Tsukasa**
D-Don't nibble my ear!
**[18:02] Nasa**
Your ears taste good, Tsukasa-chan.
**[18:04] Tsukasa**
S-Stop! Your breath is... It tickles!
**[18:08] Nasa**
I love you.
**[18:10] Tsukasa**
Aw, come on!
**[18:14] Nasa**
Wait, Kyuuma-chan's gone?
**[18:16] Nasa**
You think she's...
**[18:17] Aya**
Stranded?
**[18:18] Aurora**
No, that's not likely.
**[18:21] Aurora**
We're off the trail now,
**[18:22] Aurora**
and these campgrounds are big,
but they're surrounded by a fence,
***SIGN*** Camera
***SIGN*** Entrance
***SIGN*** Camera
**[18:27] Aurora**
on top of being monitored with cameras.
**[18:29] Aurora**
So it's impossible to be stranded
if she's on the grounds.
**[18:32] Nasa**
So she's just lost?
**[18:34] Aurora**
Most likely.
**[18:35] Nasa**
Well, we still need to find her.
It's almost time for dinner,
**[18:38] Nasa**
so let's search for her first.
**[18:46] Nasa**
Huh?
**[18:48] Nasa**
Well...
***SIGN*** Lost
**[18:49] Nasa**
*This isn't good at all!*
**[18:51] Nasa**
*Everyone except me got lost somehow!*
**[18:54] Nasa**
What a mess.
**[18:55] Nasa**
Now I'm going to have to
find every single one of them!
**[19:00] Nasa**
For now, I should head back
to where we all were...
**[19:05] Nasa**
Where even am I?!
**[19:07] Nasa**
She said it was impossible to get stranded,
but it's possible! It's super possible!
**[19:12] Nasa**
Because of how freaking huge it is!
**[19:14] Nasa**
Oh, man, what do I do? I mean, I'm feeling
really exhausted, and my legs hurt...
**[19:21] Nasa**
*F-For now, let's lie down and think.*
**[19:24] Nasa**
*Calm yourself...*
**[19:34] Tsukasa**
What? My darling isn't back yet?
**[19:37] Tsukasa**
Is this one of those "the hunter
becomes the prey" situations?
**[19:41] Aya**
Yeah, that about sums it up.
**[19:43] Tsukasa**
I know this place is big, but it's
not exactly easy to get lost in.
**[19:48] Aya**
Well, he's pretty indoorsy.
**[19:51] Kyuuma**
Jeez, that Paisen is a real handful, huh?
**[19:55] Aya**
And where have you been, Kyuuma-chan?
**[19:57] Kyuuma**
Potty!
**[19:59] Aya**
I... see.
**[20:00] Kyuuma**
Yep!
**[20:05] Nasa**
*I had a dream.*
**[20:07] Nasa**
*A dream of that day.*
**[20:09] Nasa**
*The day when I met her for the first time.*
**[20:14] Nasa**
*Why did she ask me that?*
**[20:16] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[20:17] Nasa**
*What did she really mean?*
**[20:18] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[20:20] Tsukasa**
Darling, if you sleep out here,
the bugs will eat you alive.
**[20:26] Nasa**
Huh? Tsukasa-chan?
**[20:29] Nasa**
Did I fall asleep?
**[20:32] Tsukasa**
Yep. Out like a light.
**[20:34] Nasa**
Wait, it's really dark!
**[20:36] Nasa**
And did Kyuuma-chan turn up?
**[20:38] Tsukasa**
Yes, a long time ago.
**[20:40] Nasa**
Oh, that's good.
**[20:41] Tsukasa**
Come on, we should get going.
**[20:43] Tsukasa**
They're going to start the barbecue.
**[20:46] Nasa**
*Come to think of it, yeah...*
**[20:48] Nasa**
* When she was leaving on that night,*
* I called out, desperate to stop her.*
**[20:55] Nasa**
Hey, Tsukasa-chan.
**[20:57] Nasa**
On that day, you said you'd go
out with me if I married you.
**[21:01] Nasa**
What did you mean by that?
**[21:03] Tsukasa**
Did I never tell you?
**[21:05] Nasa**
N-No, you didn't!
**[21:08] Tsukasa**
I didn't?
**[21:10] Tsukasa**
Well, in that case,
I don't think I'll tell you.
**[21:14] Nasa**
Aw, that's mean!
**[21:17] Tsukasa**
I mean, do you really not know?
**[21:21] Tsukasa**
Because of, "What? Why?"
**[21:25] Tsukasa**
If most people got those kind of conditions
from a girl they barely knew,
**[21:30] Tsukasa**
they'd ask, "What? Why?"
**[21:32] Tsukasa**
At best, they'd be confused or just silent.
**[21:34] Tsukasa**
If nothing else, I really doubt there's
anyone else who'd be able to respond instantly.
**[21:39] Tsukasa**
Suspicion. Doubt. Distrust.
**[21:43] Tsukasa**
Humans can talk about love all day long,
**[21:46] Tsukasa**
but it's never quite clear
how much they really trust.
**[21:50] Tsukasa**
Sometimes, no amount of words
can make them trust someone.
**[21:54] Tsukasa**
A degree of doubt is always there.
**[21:56] Tsukasa**
So when they hear something
strange, they always ask,
**[22:00] Tsukasa**
"What? Why?"
**[22:02] Tsukasa**
Because they don't trust
who they're talking to.
**[22:05] Tsukasa**
But you answered, and right away, at that.
**[22:08] Tsukasa**
"Of course! It'd be my pleasure!"
**[22:12] Tsukasa**
That proves you didn't doubt me.
**[22:16] Tsukasa**
When I wasn't sure about you,
you took a leap of faith for me.
**[22:21] Nasa**
B-But... what if I said it was
just because I was infatuated?
**[22:26] Tsukasa**
That'd be fine, too.
**[22:28] Tsukasa**
Even if you were being silly
or not thinking it through,
**[22:31] Tsukasa**
there'd come a moment when
the truth would shine through.
**[22:34] Tsukasa**
You know how they say that,
with surprise proposals,
**[22:37] Tsukasa**
the face gives the answer away
before the words come out?
**[22:41] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[22:42] Tsukasa**
It's like that.
**[22:44] Tsukasa**
You can find the answer inside of an instant.
**[22:49] Tsukasa**
I fell in love with you because you
were willing to trust me first.
**[22:55] Tsukasa**
You trusted me,
**[22:58] Tsukasa**
so I decided to trust you.
**[23:02] Tsukasa**
Thank you, Nasa-kun.
**[23:05] Nasa**
* Tsukasa-chan, the reason I was able*
* to answer you so quickly that night*
**[23:09] Nasa**
* was because I was overjoyed*
* that you turned my way.*
**[23:14] Nasa**
*I was just so, so happy...*
**[23:17] Nasa**
* And that's why I'll always*
* be proud of my answer.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Ginga**
Big Bro Nasa! I'll make sure to take
down anyone who gets in your way!
**[23:29] Nasa**
Just the sentiment is enough, Ginga-kun!
**[23:31] Ginga**
Yes, sir! I'll cool my heels!
**[23:33] Tsukasa**
He really never calms down, does he?
**[23:35] Nasa**
He's a good kid! He just idolizes
certain problematic figures...
**[23:38] Tsukasa**
I'm not sure how that's "good" at all.
# E11 - On a Moonlit Night
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZN374/on-a-moonlit-night)
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**[00:06] Nasa**
Wow, this is impressive!
**[00:08] Tsukasa**
Feels like we're at a party for the pirate king.
**[00:11] Ginga**
You think it's okay to
help ourselves like this?
**[00:14] Aya**
Well, what good are leftovers gonna do?
**[00:17] Aurora**
Don't overdo it now, Charlotte.
**[00:20] Charlotte**
Same to you, Aurora-chan.
**[00:24] Tsukasa**
Should we really be splurging like this?
**[00:27] Tokiko**
Oh, of course.
**[00:29] Tokiko**
As long as you're willing to
humor me with one thing.
**[00:33] Kaname**
If you'd all pay attention to the stage!
**[00:38] Aya**
That voice...
**[00:39] Kaname**
Ready, and...
***SIGN*** Yuzaki Nasa
& Tsukasa
Surprise Reception
***SIGN*** Yuzaki Nasa
& Tsukasa
Surprise Reception
***SIGN*** Episode 11 On a Moonlit Night
**[00:46] Kyuuma**
Kaname?
**[00:51] Nasa**
Nakiri-san?
**[00:53] Nakiri**
This was a lot of work, you know.
***SIGN*** The Romantic History
of the Yuzakis
***SIGN*** The Romantic History
of the Yuzakis
**[00:58] Kaname**
Two years ago, on a snowy night,
our lovers had their fateful meeting!
**[01:03] Kaname**
"Wow, what a cutie pie!
I can't wait to smooch her!"
**[01:08] Nasa**
Whoa, hang on!
**[01:09] Tsukasa**
What exactly is this montage?!
**[01:11] Kaname**
Those were Yuzaki Nasa's thoughts
after his first glimpse of Tsukassan.
**[01:14] Kaname**
"I have to marry her!"
**[01:17] Kaname**
And yet!
**[01:19] Kaname**
Senpai ended up smooching a truck before
he got a chance with his future wife!
**[01:25] Kaname**
But it was then that the
gears of fate began to spin!
**[01:28] Kaname**
He was saved by the dashing Tsukassan!
**[01:31] Tsukasa**
This narration and these
pictures don't match at all!
***SIGN*** Instant Death
**[01:34] Kaname**
If it hadn't been for her,
he would've died in an instant.
**[01:38] Kaname**
But right after that, Tsukassan disappeared!
**[01:41] Kaname**
"I want to see her again!"
**[01:43] Kaname**
This was how Senpai's
dramatic two years began.
**[01:47] Kaname**
For two years, day in and day
out, he continued his search.
**[01:52] Kaname**
Desperate to see her again, despite
no guarantee that he ever could!
**[01:56] Kaname**
In the pouring rain, in the freezing snow,
**[01:58] Kaname**
through exhaustion and illness,
it was all to see Tsukassan again!
***SIGN*** The Day of His 18th Birthday
**[02:04] Kaname**
Then, on his 18th birthday,
**[02:06] Kaname**
the two were reunited at long last!
***SIGN*** A Fated Reunion
**[02:10] Kaname**
Leading to their marriage,
which brings us to today.
**[02:14] Ginga**
Uh...
**[02:16] Kyuuma**
Bravo!
**[02:19] Everyone**
Congratulations!
**[02:23] Tsukasa**
What exactly is this, Kaname?!
**[02:26] Kaname**
Well, what else do you do
at a wedding reception?
**[02:30] Tsukasa**
R-Reception?
**[02:32] Kaname**
Yep.
**[02:34] Kaname**
Tokiko-san was dead set on making it happen,
**[02:37] Kaname**
and we got Nakiri-san's help
to make sure it was a surprise.
**[02:40] Tokiko**
I planned the whole thing!
**[02:43] Tsukasa**
I've never heard of a
surprise reception before!
**[02:46] Tokiko**
What's the problem?
**[02:48] Tokiko**
You've got all these people
who like you in one place.
**[02:52] Tokiko**
It'd be a waste not to
embarrass you a little.
**[02:55] Tokiko**
Or did you think I was
feeding you all for free?
**[02:57] Tsukasa**
What sense does that make?!
**[02:59] Tokiko**
Be honest. That little montage
was pretty touching, wasn't it?
**[03:04] Tsukasa**
Well...
**[03:06] Kaname**
That's great to hear.
**[03:07] Kaname**
Makes the work we put into it worthwhile.
**[03:11] Chitose**
Did that girl put the whole montage together?
**[03:14] Aurora**
She must really like her senpai.
**[03:16] Charlotte**
What a sweetie!
**[03:18] Kaname**
Now, I'd like to invite our
stars up to the stage!
**[03:23] Tsukasa**
Wait, what?! Why?!
**[03:25] Kaname**
Well, this is literally all about you two.
**[03:28] Tsukasa**
We never asked for that!
**[03:30] Nasa**
Still, Kaname-chan and the others did
put in a lot of effort for our sake.
**[03:35] Ginga**
Damn...
**[03:36] Kyuuma**
That's such a Kaname move!
**[03:38] Aya**
She's been busy with finals and housework, too.
**[03:41] Aya**
Kaname really tackles her goals head-on.
**[03:45] Kaname**
If you'd just step this way...
**[03:49] Tsukasa**
Fine! You just want me up there, right?!
**[03:54] Kaname**
Now that they've joined me on stage,
**[03:56] Kaname**
how about a big round of applause for our
bride and groom, Yuzaki Nasa and Tsukasa?
**[04:02] Tsukasa**
Now that we're on stage,
what exactly is the plan?
**[04:05] Kaname**
Well, it's a reception, so of course we're
going to have a few words from our newlyweds!
***SIGN*** Surprise Reception
~ Speech of Love ~
***SIGN*** Surprise Reception
~ Speech of Love ~
**[04:13] Tsukasa**
Huh?
**[04:14] Nasa**
Words?
**[04:15] Tsukasa**
You can't expect us to
just improvise a speech!
**[04:18] Kaname**
It's fine! It doesn't need
to be formal or anything.
**[04:22] Tsukasa**
A casual one isn't much easier!
**[04:24] Kaname**
If you insist...
**[04:26] Kaname**
You do it, then, Senpai!
**[04:28] Kaname**
This is a perfect chance for you to nail it.
**[04:30] Nasa**
What?! Me?!
**[04:36] Nasa**
Got it.
**[04:37] Tsukasa**
Really?!
**[04:38] Kaname**
Here's your mic.
**[04:43] Nasa**
Well, uh...
**[04:45] Nasa**
Th-Thank you all for joining us
on this auspicious occasion.
**[04:48] Nasa**
Er...
**[04:50] Aya**
I wonder why he gets so
nervous when he's on the mic.
**[04:53] Nasa**
Um... I'm not sure what's
the best way to put this,
**[04:58] Nasa**
but I like Tsukasa-chan...
**[05:00] Nasa**
Like her a lot. No, I love her.
**[05:04] Nasa**
And if I start describing why,
I could go on all night...
**[05:10] Nasa**
But it's my intention to cherish
those feelings as we start our new life,
**[05:16] Nasa**
on a journey together, with the support
of everyone who's gathered here tonight.
**[05:24] Nasa**
Thank you very much for coming.
**[05:28] Ginga**
Congratulations!
**[05:30] Kyuuma**
Good one, good one!
**[05:35] Kaname**
Your hubby's pretty smooth, huh, Tsukassan?
**[05:38] Tsukasa**
Oh, pipe down!
**[05:40] Kaname**
And now for another surprise!
**[05:44] Kaname**
It wouldn't be a reception without this!
**[05:47] Kaname**
They say the first thing
spouses do together...
**[05:49] Kaname**
is cut the cake!
**[05:52] Aya**
That's a huge cake!
**[05:54] Kyuuma**
She hauled that thing up a
mountain! You rock, Kaname!
**[05:58] Kaname**
Yes, if you only knew how cautious
I had to be in bringing it to you all.
**[06:04] Tsukasa**
Hey, so we just cut it with this knife?
**[06:07] Kaname**
Whoa, one sec!
**[06:08] Kaname**
Before we begin...
**[06:14] Tsukasa**
A veil?
**[06:15] Tokiko**
We can save the wedding dress
for your actual wedding,
**[06:20] Tokiko**
but you've got to at least
look the part a little.
**[06:29] Charlotte**
It's so cute!
**[06:31] Aurora**
Amazing how one item can make
her look more like a bride.
**[06:33] Tsukasa**
Unbelievable... What were they thinking?
**[06:36] Nasa**
But you look really beautiful.
**[06:41] Tsukasa**
Th-Thank you.
**[06:45] Kaname**
Now, you may cut the cake!
**[06:50] Ginga**
Congratulations!
**[06:54] Aya**
Looks good!
**[06:55] Charlotte**
Congratulations!
**[07:08] Nasa**
*Why do people get married?*
**[07:12] Nasa**
* It's believed that in ancient Egypt,*
* people would put rings—*
**[07:15] Nasa**
* symbols of eternity—on the left ring finger*
* during wedding ceremonies.*
**[07:20] Nasa**
*Marriage is so ingrained in human history,*
**[07:23] Nasa**
*it's hard to trace its origin.*
**[07:26] Nasa**
* But the question remains:*
* why do people get married?*
**[07:34] Nasa**
That's the summer triangle.
**[07:36] Nasa**
Clockwise from the top,
you can see Vega, Altair, and Deneb.
**[07:41] Nasa**
Vega is in the Lyra constellation,
**[07:42] Nasa**
and Altair is in Aquila.
**[07:44] Nasa**
You can see the Milky Way
in the middle there,
**[07:47] Nasa**
which means those two stars,
in Japanese folklore,
**[07:50] Nasa**
are Orihime and Hikoboshi.
**[07:52] Kaname**
You really know your stuff!
**[07:54] Nasa**
They did name me Nasa,
with the kanji for "starry sky."
**[07:57] Charlotte**
The stars really are beautiful, though.
**[08:00] Aya**
This must be what they mean when they
say it looks like it'll start raining stars.
**[08:03] Nakiri**
I can't tell them apart at all, though.
**[08:05] Ginga**
Yeah, they all look the same to me.
**[08:10] Nakiri**
Say, what's that big red one?
**[08:14] Nasa**
That'd be Antares.
**[08:16] Nasa**
It's at the core of the
Scorpius constellation,
**[08:18] Nasa**
and it's around 720 times
bigger than our sun.
**[08:22] Nasa**
That one is Brachium, part of Libra.
**[08:24] Nasa**
And above it is the double
star system, Zubenelgenubi.
**[08:29] Nakiri**
I'm genuinely curious how
you can tell the difference.
**[08:32] Ginga**
You're not just making stuff up, right?
**[08:35] Nasa**
W-Well, mostly from their positions, I guess?
**[08:38] Aya**
I guess no matter how pretty something is,
you can get bored of staring at it, huh?
**[08:43] Nasa**
Already?!
**[08:44] Kaname**
You'll have to forgive
my bonehead of a sister.
**[08:47] Aya**
I-I do think they're pretty, though!
**[08:52] Tsukasa**
I expected this kind of response...
***SIGN*** Happy Fireworks
***SIGN*** Happy Fireworks
**[08:56] Tsukasa**
So I made sure to bring these along.
**[08:59] Aya**
Fireworks!
**[09:00] Kyuuma**
I want in on this!
**[09:02] Kaname**
Better get some water ready!
**[09:06] Tsukasa**
Sorry to interrupt your explanation.
**[09:09] Nasa**
I'm just glad everyone's excited.
**[09:12] Nasa**
The stars really are
gorgeous up here, though.
**[09:16] Tsukasa**
They are.
**[09:18] Tsukasa**
Should I bring you some coffee?
**[09:20] Nasa**
Good idea.
**[09:23] Chitose**
I'll take one, too.
**[09:26] Tsukasa**
You're not interested in the fireworks?
**[09:29] Chitose**
Did you really think that childish
distraction would work on me?
**[09:32] Kaname**
I'll grab coffee for you all, then.
**[09:35] Nasa**
You sure?
**[09:37] Kaname**
Sure! It's your wedding reception, after all!
**[09:41] Kaname**
How about you come help me, Chi-chan?
**[09:45] Chitose**
Why should I?!
**[09:47] Chitose**
And since when am I Chi-chan?!
**[09:50] Nasa**
Thank you so much for everything
today, Kaname-chan.
**[09:53] Kaname**
Don't mention it! I'm just glad you're happy.
**[09:57] Kaname**
It's great we were all able
to celebrate like this.
**[09:59] Chitose**
Hang on a minute.
**[10:01] Chitose**
I'm not celebrating at all.
**[10:05] Nasa**
I-It's been a while since we've
talked, huh, Chitose-chan?
**[10:10] Nasa**
We met in Kyoto, and since then,
I think only at the takoyaki party?
**[10:14] Chitose**
We barely talked on either
of those occasions, either.
**[10:20] Tsukasa**
Give him a break already.
**[10:23] Nasa**
Something you said back then has
really stuck with me, though.
**[10:29] Nasa**
When you asked why we got married.
**[10:33] Nasa**
I'm pretty sure marriage...
**[10:36] Nasa**
most likely predates the
invention of written language.
**[10:39] Nasa**
Which would mean that it already existed
the moment history was first recorded.
**[10:44] Nasa**
I mean, I got married because
I love Tsukasa-chan...
**[10:49] Nasa**
But I do wonder why falling in love with
someone makes you want to get married.
**[10:57] Tokiko**
I see.
**[10:58] Tokiko**
You've got quite the romantic
head on your shoulders.
**[11:02] Nasa**
Tokiko-san.
**[11:03] Tokiko**
Mind if I join you?
**[11:05] Nasa**
Not at all.
**[11:07] Nasa**
This place is absolutely gorgeous, by the way.
**[11:10] Tokiko**
Yes, it certainly is.
**[11:13] Tokiko**
Your explanation before
was wonderful, as well.
**[11:16] Tokiko**
Such a clever boy.
**[11:18] Nasa**
Aw, it's just a hobby of mine.
**[11:20] Tsukasa**
Since your wife is more interested
in the fireworks than the stars...
**[11:24] Tsukasa**
Why don't we have a chat
about the stars over there?
**[11:28] Nasa**
That sounds good!
**[11:29] Tsukasa**
Now, hang on! What exactly is this?!
**[11:32] Tokiko**
Quit worrying. I just want
to have a chat with Nasa-kun.
**[11:37] Tsukasa**
Is that right? Well, it had
better not be anything weird.
**[11:42] Tokiko**
Oh, come on. Everything I say
is weird, and you know it.
**[11:46] Tokiko**
Now, let's be on our way, Nasa-kun.
**[11:48] Nasa**
Oh, sure.
**[11:49] Tsukasa**
Hey!
**[11:51] Tsukasa**
In that case, don't take him!
**[11:54] Tsukasa**
Come on!
**[11:55] Tsukasa**
Are you listening?!
**[12:00] Tokiko**
So, how is newlywed life treating you?
**[12:03] Nasa**
Let's see...
**[12:05] Nasa**
Well, every day has something new.
**[12:08] Nasa**
I'm learning and discovering so much,
**[12:10] Nasa**
which makes it a lot of fun.
**[12:12] Tokiko**
I see.
**[12:14] Tokiko**
I'm glad to hear that.
**[12:16] Tokiko**
I actually owe you a bit
of an apology, Nasa-kun.
**[12:20] Nasa**
What for?
**[12:21] Tokiko**
It's my fault that it took two
years for you two to be reunited.
**[12:26] Tokiko**
She indulged a selfish request
of mine for two whole years.
**[12:31] Tokiko**
Which is why I'm really grateful that
you waited for her for so long.
**[12:36] Tokiko**
Nasa-kun, do you remember
the night you met her?
**[12:40] Nasa**
To be honest, right after she told me
she'd go out with me if we got married,
**[12:46] Nasa**
I lost consciousness.
**[12:47] Nasa**
So I don't really know how
I ended up in the hospital.
**[12:52] Tokiko**
I see. In that case, you still must not—
**[12:56] Nasa**
But...
**[12:57] Nasa**
I'm not that dense.
**[12:59] Nasa**
I think I have a hunch as to what's going on.
**[13:02] Nasa**
And... even when you account for that,
**[13:07] Nasa**
I'm really glad to be
married to Tsukasa-chan.
**[13:13] Tokiko**
*Oh, I see. Then it really is true.*
**[13:17] Tokiko**
* He's the one to finally*
* make your wish come true.*
**[13:23] Tokiko**
I'm glad. This is such a relief.
**[13:27] Tokiko**
You were talking before about
why people get married, right?
**[13:31] Nasa**
That's right.
**[13:33] Tokiko**
I asked her the same question once before.
**[13:37] Tokiko**
If you're curious, you should ask her.
**[13:40] Tokiko**
Make sure you're alone when
you do. I'm sure she'll tell you.
**[13:44] Tokiko**
Okay, the old lady is done talking.
**[13:46] Tokiko**
Go on, now.
**[13:49] Tokiko**
And thank you.
**[13:51] Tokiko**
Take good care of her.
**[14:00] Nasa**
*It was a moonlit night.*
**[14:11] Nasa**
* I found myself rushing as*
* I was searching for you.*
**[14:16] Nasa**
* From the moment I first saw you,*
* I thought it was destiny.*
**[14:41] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan.
**[14:43] Tsukasa**
Oh, darling.
**[14:44] Nasa**
What brings you out here?
**[14:47] Tsukasa**
Oh, it's nothing important.
**[14:50] Tsukasa**
I just noticed you can
see Mount Fuji from here.
**[14:53] Nasa**
Hey, you're right.
**[14:56] Tsukasa**
Did you finish your talk with Tokiko?
**[14:58] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[14:59] Nasa**
Is everyone still playing with fireworks?
**[15:01] Tsukasa**
Yep. I think the night is going
to last quite a bit longer.
**[15:06] Nasa**
Tokiko-san really cares about
you, doesn't she, Tsukasa-chan?
**[15:10] Tsukasa**
She's always been a little too attached.
**[15:15] Nasa**
The way everyone showed up
to celebrate our marriage...
**[15:18] Nasa**
We need to pay them back someday.
**[15:21] Tsukasa**
Well, I like the idea of us taking
everyone on a surprise trip next time.
**[15:28] Tsukasa**
So, what did Tokiko say?
**[15:30] Nasa**
She asked what it was like
being married to you.
**[15:35] Tsukasa**
She didn't ask anything weird, did she?
**[15:36] Nasa**
Nothing weird, no.
**[15:39] Nasa**
But she said I should ask you about that
"Why do people get married?" question.
**[15:46] Tsukasa**
Of course she did.
**[15:51] Nasa**
What do you think, Tsukasa-chan?
**[15:53] Tsukasa**
Good question...
**[15:55] Tsukasa**
I'm sure there are all sorts of reasons,
**[15:59] Tsukasa**
but I think the big one is
that no one lives forever.
**[16:07] Tsukasa**
Don't worry, I'm not getting
maudlin or anything.
**[16:11] Tsukasa**
It's just something I've noticed over time...
**[16:14] Tsukasa**
No matter what great things you achieve
or how much wealth you acquire,
**[16:18] Tsukasa**
even if your name goes down in history...
**[16:20] Tsukasa**
One day, you'll suddenly be gone.
**[16:25] Tsukasa**
It could be illness. Injury.
**[16:28] Tsukasa**
Maybe a war.
**[16:29] Tsukasa**
Might even be an accident.
**[16:31] Tsukasa**
If you're lucky, you make
it to around 100 years...
**[16:33] Tsukasa**
But you'll get old, and then you'll be gone.
**[16:36] Tsukasa**
You can't fight it, even if you want to.
**[16:38] Tsukasa**
Everyone who is born reaches
the end at some point.
**[16:44] Tsukasa**
And that's exactly why...
**[16:46] Tsukasa**
they want to believe.
**[16:50] Tsukasa**
That if nothing else,
their love will last forever.
**[16:56] Tsukasa**
Even if their bodies fall apart,
what they had will live on eternally.
**[17:09] Tsukasa**
It could be as transient as falling
snow that melts on the ground,
**[17:14] Tsukasa**
or as faint as a whispered prayer.
**[17:16] Tsukasa**
But still, people want a light
that will never fully fade.
**[17:21] Tsukasa**
That's why getting married
involves promises, right?
**[17:25] Tsukasa**
To your parents, your mentors,
and the people who have faith in you.
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
You make a vow on an unbreakable
stone that represents eternity.
**[17:34] Tsukasa**
And...
**[17:35] Tsukasa**
You make it to what we call God,
which may as well be the universe itself.
**[17:42] Tsukasa**
In sickness and in health,
**[17:45] Tsukasa**
in joy and in sorrow,
**[17:48] Tsukasa**
for rich or for poor,
**[17:50] Tsukasa**
you love and honor each other,
**[17:53] Tsukasa**
consoling and aiding each other,
**[17:56] Tsukasa**
dedicating yourselves for
as long as you both live.
**[17:59] Tsukasa**
Creating a love between the two of
you that couldn't exist without both.
**[18:10] Tsukasa**
It's a promise.
**[18:15] Nasa**
*It was a moonlit night.*
**[18:20] Nasa**
* We promised to love each other*
* forever under this starry sky.*
**[18:27] Kyuuma**
Wait, you mean *Draco Bol* doesn't
end after he beats the Demon King?!
**[18:32] Aya**
That's right. Remember when he
said it'd go on "a little bit longer"?
**[18:35] Aurora**
They start fighting aliens
and stuff afterwards,
**[18:38] Aurora**
so it's more like that's
where it really starts.
**[18:40] Kyuuma**
Wow! Making manga must be hard!
**[18:42] Aya**
Seriously!
**[18:49] (Flashback) Kaname**
And that being the case,
**[18:50] (Flashback) Kaname**
we prepared a special glamping tent for you
two that's a bit away from everyone else.
**[18:56] Nasa**
That's what she said, but is this it?
**[18:59] Tsukasa**
It is technically a tent.
**[19:07] Tsukasa**
The roof on this thing is transparent.
You can see the sky.
**[19:11] Nasa**
Talk about romantic...
**[19:13] Tsukasa**
Really.
**[19:14] Nasa**
So I guess...
**[19:16] Nasa**
this is where we sleep tonight.
**[19:19] Nasa**
On a bed...
**[19:21] Nasa**
That's one big bed, huh?
**[19:23] Tsukasa**
S-Sure is. I guess it might be a king?
**[19:27] Tsukasa**
There are cold drinks, too.
**[19:30] Nasa**
W-Wow. We might as well help ourselves.
**[19:35] Nasa**
Anyway, it really is a lovely view!
**[19:40] Tsukasa**
It sure is.
**[19:44] Nasa**
Hey! Is it okay if I get closer?!
**[19:48] Tsukasa**
S-Sure! Go ahead.
**[19:54] Kaname**
*He is a very smart boy.*
**[19:58] Kaname**
* Due to his hard-working nature, he also*
* has an agile mind full of knowledge.*
**[20:04] Kaname**
* And right now, his considerable intelligence*
* was fully focused on one thing:*
**[20:09] Nasa**
*How much can we fool around in here, anyway?*
**[20:12] Kaname**
*What a waste of brainpower!*
**[20:15] Nasa**
* I mean, since we're going to be*
* sleeping in that big bed together,*
**[20:19] Nasa**
* I would like to fool around*
* as much as possible.*
**[20:23] Nasa**
* But it kills me to admit we're inside a tent,*
* which offers just about zero soundproofing.*
**[20:28] Nasa**
*So if my wife starts making sweet sounds,*
**[20:33] Nasa**
*everyone we know might be able to hear!*
**[20:38] Nasa**
*Not that I mind, personally!*
**[20:41] Nasa**
*But speaking from personal experience,*
**[20:44] Nasa**
* since we haven't had a chance*
* to shower and clean ourselves up,*
**[20:48] Nasa**
*Tsukasa-chan might not want to be held at all.*
**[20:52] Nasa**
*That being said...*
**[20:54] Nasa**
*She's also cute when she's a little hesitant!*
**[20:57] Kaname**
*He's just a perv at this point.*
**[21:03] Tsukasa**
Darling, what's the hand for?
**[21:06] Nasa**
Well, y'know...
**[21:07] Nasa**
I wonder!
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
*You do?*
**[21:12] Nasa**
I was just thinking...
the stars are really pretty.
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
What does that have to do with it?
**[21:17] Nasa**
B-But still!
**[21:19] Nasa**
The stars might be pretty,
**[21:20] Nasa**
but you're really pretty
yourself, Tsukasa-chan!
**[21:24] Tsukasa**
Th-Thank you?
**[21:26] Nasa**
Yep.
**[21:29] Nasa**
*Huh? How do I invite her to bed now?*
**[21:33] Nasa**
*Seriously, what do normal couples do?*
**[21:36] Nasa**
* Do they just go, "Let's move to the bed,"*
* when the mood is like this?*
**[21:39] Nasa**
*And wouldn't that be super embarrassing?!*
**[21:42] Nasa**
* Not to mention it's so direct*
* that it's a little scary!*
**[21:44] Nasa**
* Shouldn't there be some sort of*
* code word for adults that we can use?*
**[21:48] Nasa**
*If there is, they should teach it at school!*
**[21:51] Nasa**
*Wh-What do I do?*
**[21:53] Nasa**
* I mean, if possible, I'd like to fool*
* around with my wife on this bed!*
**[22:00] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[22:01] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah?
**[22:03] Nasa**
Would you like to look at the stars
on the b-b-bed instead of over here?
**[22:10] Tsukas**
S-S-Sounds good. That might be
a nice view of the stars, too.
**[22:15] Nasa**
Th-Then I'll turn the lights down
so we can have a better view.
**[22:21] Tsukasa**
S-Sure.
**[22:31] Nasa**
They really are pretty.
**[22:34] Tsukasa**
We can see the moon, too.
**[22:36] Nasa**
Um... d-do you want to
put your head on my arm?
**[22:40] Tsukasa**
I-I see. That's a nice idea, darling.
**[22:48] Nasa**
Th-This sure is a fluffy bed.
**[22:51] Tsukasa**
I-It is.
**[22:54] Nasa**
I had a great time today.
**[22:57] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah. I did, too.
**[23:03] Nasa**
* To be honest, I'm not really*
* sure what to do from here.*
**[23:08] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[23:10] Nasa**
You smell nice.
**[23:13] Tsukasa**
B-But I sweated a lot today.
**[23:17] Nasa**
It still smells really nice.
**[23:20] Tsukasa**
That tickles!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Nasa**
We were united and given the
blessings of many people.
**[23:28] Tsukasa**
I love my husband.
**[23:30] Nasa**
I will make Tsukasa-chan happy.
**[23:32] Nasa**
Fate was kind enough to bring us together,
**[23:34] Nasa**
and now, for all the months
and years that will follow...
**[23:37] Tsukasa**
We'd like to say...
**[23:38] Both**
Thank you.
# E12 - In All the Times to Come, And Beyond
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4J27Z/in-all-the-times-to-come-and-beyond)
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**[00:01] Tokiko**
*I promise, I will make your dream come true.*
**[00:12] Tokiko**
* It was something that no one*
* had ever accomplished...*
**[00:16] Tokiko**
*I was sure I had pulled it off.*
**[00:23] Tokiko**
*Or at least, I thought I had...*
**[00:30] Tokiko**
*I truly feel so helpless.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 12 In All the Times to Come, And Beyond
**[02:06] Nasa**
There's something that feels great
about morning in the mountains.
**[02:10] Nasa**
I can feel my soul being cleansed.
**[02:13] Nasa**
And sleeping in a big bed was fantastic.
**[02:17] Nasa**
Next time we move,
I definitely wanna get one.
**[02:22] Tokiko**
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
**[02:24] Nasa**
Tokiko-san? Good morning.
**[02:27] Tokiko**
Morning.
**[02:28] Nasa**
Are you out for a morning stroll?
**[02:30] Tokiko**
Yep.
**[02:31] Tokiko**
We're in the middle of the great outdoors.
It seems wasteful not to get up early.
**[02:37] Nasa**
I agree.
**[02:38] Nasa**
I invited Tsukasa-chan, too,
but she said it was fine.
**[02:43] Tokiko**
Well, nature doesn't really
interest her that much.
**[02:47] Nasa**
I-I guess you're right.
**[02:50] Tokiko**
Care for some coffee, Nasa-kun?
**[02:54] Nasa**
Were you making some?
**[03:01] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun?
**[03:08] Tokiko**
There you go.
**[03:10] Nasa**
I appreciate it. Thanks for the coffee.
**[03:17] Tokiko**
Are you sure you shouldn't go and wake her?
**[03:21] Nasa**
Why do you ask?
**[03:22] Tokiko**
I mean, look at all this.
It's totally a couple thing.
**[03:28] Tokiko**
Looking at the early morning view, on a
beautiful morning, up in the mountains...
**[03:32] Tokiko**
That seems like something best suited for a
lovey-dovey couple, and not a random old lady.
**[03:38] Nasa**
Oh, but I'm having a great time.
**[03:42] Tokiko**
Really?
**[03:45] Tokiko**
Care for some toast, then?
**[03:47] Tokiko**
This is from a good bakery in Ginza.
**[03:51] Nasa**
You don't mind?
**[03:52] Tokiko**
I bet the smell will be enough
to lure her out of bed, too.
**[03:57] Tokiko**
She's like a rhinoceros beetle that way.
**[03:59] Nasa**
A beetle?
**[04:06] Tokiko**
This multi-roaster does a
fantastic job with toast.
**[04:10] Nasa**
You brought your own, Tokiko-san?
**[04:12] Tokiko**
That's right. I love how compact
they make camping gear.
**[04:18] Nasa**
I see.
**[04:20] Tokiko**
The butter's a really good French brand, too.
**[04:24] Nasa**
That's really something!
**[04:32] Nasa**
This is really good!
**[04:33] Tokiko**
Isn't it? You can always tell
the good stuff from the aroma.
**[04:41] Tokiko**
I appreciate you joining me for this.
**[04:44] Nasa**
Oh, it's actually been a lot
of fun to discover new things.
**[04:48] Tokiko**
What new things?
**[04:50] Nasa**
The toast, the butter, the way you made it...
**[04:53] Nasa**
I can tell you're particular
about the whole process.
**[04:55] Nasa**
That's something that
reminds me of Tsukasa-chan.
**[05:02] Tokiko**
Is that right? I take after her, huh?
**[05:06] Tokiko**
Oh, that reminds me.
**[05:07] Tokiko**
There was something I wanted
to talk to you about, Nasa-kun.
**[05:12] Nasa**
Me?
**[05:12] Tokiko**
Yes.
**[05:14] Tokiko**
I wanted to ask...
**[05:17] Tsukasa**
I knew I smelled something amazing!
**[05:20] Tsukasa**
That's the bread from that
famous bakery in Ginza!
**[05:22] Tokiko**
And here's your rhinoceros beetle,
with her awful timing.
**[05:25] Nasa**
Good morning, Tsukasa-chan.
**[05:27] Tsukasa**
Good morning, darling.
**[05:29] Tsukasa**
And you're eating this without me?! No fair!
**[05:31] Tokiko**
Oh, please. I'll make you some, if you like.
**[05:36] Tsukasa**
Really? Two pieces, then.
**[05:38] Tokiko**
Good grief...
**[05:40] Tokiko**
Tell me, Nasa-kun, are you
sure about this girl?
**[05:45] Tsukasa**
Hey! First thing in the morning
and you want to start with this?!
**[05:48] Tokiko**
I'm just saying, as sweet as he is,
**[05:51] Tokiko**
Nasa-kun could probably land a girl who's
less of a mess first thing in the morning.
**[05:56] Nasa**
Oh, no, I don't intend to marry anyone else.
**[06:02] Tokiko**
You heard him. Bet you liked that, huh?
**[06:05] Tsukasa**
Sh-Shut up!
**[06:20] Nasa**
The camping trip was a lot of fun, huh?
**[06:22] Tsukasa**
It was. Way more than I expected.
**[06:25] Nasa**
I never really understood what the
point of wedding ceremonies was,
**[06:30] Nasa**
but it's probably a lot like that.
**[06:32] Tsukasa**
Like what?
**[06:34] Nasa**
Having everyone affirm your
happiness like that...
**[06:37] Nasa**
A lot of things can happen in life,
**[06:39] Nasa**
but on a day like that, everyone
is just focusing on being happy.
**[06:44] Nasa**
That's the kind of event it is.
**[06:47] Tsukasa**
That makes sense.
**[06:49] Nasa**
Not only that...
**[06:51] Nasa**
Even if it was only a veil,
you looked really cute.
**[06:54] Tsukasa**
W-Well... thanks for that.
**[07:02] (Flashback) Tokiko**
There was something I wanted
to talk to you about, Nasa-kun.
**[07:07] Nasa**
*I wonder what she was going to ask...*
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Kijima (Landlord)
**[07:11] Nasa**
Hey, it's the landlord.
**[07:13] Tsukasa**
Landlord?
**[07:14] Nasa**
Hello?
**[07:17] Nasa**
Understood. Thanks.
**[07:20] Tsukasa**
What was that about?
**[07:22] Nasa**
The apartment building is almost finished.
**[07:25] Tsukasa**
What apartment building?
**[07:27] Nasa**
They're almost done rebuilding
my old place that burned down.
**[07:31] Tsukasa**
You mean we won't be staying
here for free much longer?
**[07:34] Nasa**
It looks that way.
**[07:36] Nasa**
We should be able to move in fairly soon.
**[07:41] Nasa**
I'm kind of nervous.
**[07:43] Tsukasa**
About what?
**[07:45] Nasa**
It'll be just the two of us
for real at that point.
**[07:51] Tsukasa**
Well, yes, it would...
**[07:53] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:55] Nasa**
S-Since it's almost ready,
wanna check the building out?
**[08:00] Tsukasa**
O-Oh, that's a good idea!
**[08:07] Nasa**
Well, that's impressive.
**[08:10] Tsukasa**
Very fancy.
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
And bigger, I think?
**[08:14] Nasa**
I heard they bought some of the surrounding
properties when they rebuilt it.
**[08:17] Nasa**
And... well...
**[08:20] Nasa**
The apartments... have bathtubs, apparently.
**[08:24] Tsukasa**
That sounds conven...ient.
**[08:27] Tsukasa**
W-Well, isn't that something?!
**[08:30] Tsukasa**
Huh, fancy that.
**[08:31] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[08:33] Tsukasa**
W-Would we be buying a b-bed, too?
**[08:37] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[08:39] Nasa**
Probably a double bed.
**[08:43] Tsukasa**
M-Makes sense. That'd be the thing to do.
**[08:46] Nasa**
Y-Yep.
**[08:48] Tsukasa**
Now I'm nervous, too.
**[08:51] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[08:53] Nasa**
But I'm looking forward to it!
**[08:55] Tsukasa**
To what?
**[08:57] Nasa**
T-To what? Well... y'know!
**[09:01] Tsukasa**
So, if we're going to move out,
we need to organize things here.
**[09:05] Nasa**
We don't actually have
that much stuff, I think.
**[09:08] Tsukasa**
Well, we moved in after everything
burned up at the old place.
**[09:12] Tsukasa**
There's also...
**[09:17] Kaname**
Senpai!
**[09:19] Nasa**
K-Kaname-chan?
**[09:20] Kaname**
Senpai, you horndog!
**[09:22] Kaname**
Are you serious about moving out?!
**[09:24] Nasa**
Well, yeah...
**[09:26] Kaname**
Senpai, you pervert! Do you have some
sort of problem with this place?!
**[09:30] Nasa**
Not really, no.
**[09:32] Nasa**
And why are your questions and
insults totally disconnected?
**[09:37] Nasa**
We've just been borrowing this room,
so it's not like we can stay here indefinitely.
**[09:41] Kaname**
You say that, but I bet it's just because
you can't fool around like you want to.
**[09:47] Kaname**
You and Tsukassan both seem like you're
not particular about where you live!
**[09:52] Kaname**
I'm gonna be lonely if
you two just disappear!
**[09:54] Nasa**
But still...
**[09:56] Kaname**
I promise to pretend I didn't see
anything when you fool around at night!
**[09:59] Nasa**
But still!
**[10:01] Tsukasa**
It's okay.
**[10:02] Tsukasa**
You won't get a chance to be that lonely.
**[10:05] Kaname**
Tsukassan?
**[10:06] Tsukasa**
Even when we move out, I'll still be working
at the bathhouse, so I'll be here all the time.
**[10:11] Kaname**
R-Really?!
**[10:13] Tsukasa**
Yeah. I enjoy working the front desk.
**[10:16] Tsukasa**
And I'd miss you, too.
**[10:19] Tsukasa**
If you're not going to do
anything with this room,
**[10:22] Tsukasa**
I think Nasa-kun could work here.
**[10:25] Nasa**
All I really need is my computer.
I can work just about anywhere.
**[10:29] Tsukasa**
So, seriously, you don't need to feel bad.
**[10:33] Tsukasa**
I'd miss you just as much as you'd miss me.
**[10:37] Tsukasa**
Thanks for having us, Kaname.
**[10:39] Kaname**
Well, in that case... I guess I can put up
with not getting to peek in on you at night.
**[10:45] Nasa**
Hang on!
**[10:46] Nasa**
You weren't actually peeking
in on us before now, right?
**[10:57] Nasa**
It was fun and lively staying
at Kaname-chan's house,
**[11:02] Nasa**
but I'm still really looking
forward to our new place.
**[11:05] Tsukasa**
How's that?
**[11:06] Nasa**
Well, it's like...
**[11:09] Nasa**
We're getting closer to being
a real husband and wife.
**[11:12] Tsukasa**
What does being "real" even mean?
**[11:15] Nasa**
A real husband and wife...
**[11:20] Nasa**
can do things like this.
**[11:26] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[11:28] Nasa**
Yes?
**[11:29] Tsukasa**
Well, it's just...
**[11:32] Nasa**
What's wrong?
**[11:34] Tsukasa**
Since we're married, we should be able to talk
to each other about what's on our minds, right?
**[11:39] Nasa**
Huh? Y-Yeah, of course.
**[11:42] Tsukasa**
Which is why I want you to hear me out,
and not take it personally.
**[11:48] Tsukasa**
Promise you won't get mad?
**[11:50] Nasa**
I-I would never!
**[11:53] Tsukasa**
Well, to be honest, darling...
**[11:56] Tsukasa**
Your hugs are crappy!
**[11:57] Tsukasa**
*Crappy! Crappy! Crappy! Crappy!*
**[11:59] Nasa**
*My hugs are crappy?!*
**[12:05] Tsukasa**
Don't be so obviously depressed!
**[12:08] Tsukasa**
Listen to me, darling.
**[12:10] Tsukasa**
You're hugging girls the wrong way.
**[12:16] Tsukasa**
Like just now...
***SIGN*** Tsukasa-chan's
Hugging Lecture
***SIGN*** Class Duty:
Tsukasa/Nasa
***SIGN*** Lifting Graph
***SIGN*** Arms
**[12:17] Tsukasa**
You tend to hug by putting
your arms under mine, right?
**[12:23] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[12:25] Tsukasa**
But the truth is, that's not very
comfortable for shorter girls.
**[12:31] Tsukasa**
This is the kind of position it puts them in!
**[12:37] Tsukasa**
It feels like like when you pick up a cat!
***SIGN*** Form changing based on container=
Are cats actually liquid?
**[12:39] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[12:41] Tsukasa**
So, come over here, darling.
**[12:44] Nasa**
Okay.
**[12:44] Tsukasa**
Do it like this...
**[12:46] Tsukasa**
With your arms up here.
**[12:53] Nasa**
Hey, you're right! This is a much better fit!
**[12:56] Tsukasa**
Right? And if you do it
like this, then I can...
**[13:01] Nasa**
Wow, you're really pulling me in!
**[13:08] Tsukasa**
D-Do you understand how to
hug girls properly now?
**[13:12] Nasa**
Y-Yes! Understood!
**[13:15] Tsukasa**
Do you have anything?
**[13:16] Nasa**
Huh?
**[13:17] Tsukasa**
Things you want to talk to me about.
**[13:21] Nasa**
Let's see... um...
**[13:25] Nasa**
I think a lot, maybe?
**[13:26] Tsukasa**
Really?! L-Like what?
**[13:28] Nasa**
Well...
**[13:30] Nasa**
The first thing is...
**[13:32] Nasa**
Can I touch you when you're sleeping?
**[13:34] Tsukasa**
Huh?
**[13:35] Nasa**
No, wait, not like that!
**[13:37] Nasa**
I don't want to mess with
you while you're sleeping!
**[13:40] Nasa**
Well, I do, but that's not what this is about!
**[13:44] Nasa**
I mean, you're a messy sleeper, right?
**[13:48] Nasa**
So you end up rolling around all over,
**[13:51] Nasa**
and you look cold sometimes, y'know?
Like, your belly gets exposed, for example.
**[13:55] Nasa**
So when that happens, is it okay
if I put you back under the futon,
**[13:59] Nasa**
or adjust your pajamas? That sort of thing.
**[14:02] Tsukasa**
No.
**[14:03] Tsukasa**
Because I'm not a messy sleeper!
**[14:06] Nasa**
Huh?! No, no, you are!
**[14:09] Tsukasa**
I am not! You just made that up, darling!
**[14:12] Nasa**
What?! Come on, you have to admit it!
**[14:15] Tsukasa**
I will not! Because it's not true!
**[14:30] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Two more years.
**[14:32] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
That's how much more of my time you can have.
**[14:35] (Flashback) Tokiko**
Wh-What is this?
**[14:37] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I've found my destiny.
**[14:39] (Flashback) Tokiko**
Destiny?
**[14:40] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Right. Which is why I want you to
promise me that after these two years...
**[14:44] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You'll stop living for my sake.
**[14:49] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You need to live your own life.
**[14:52] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Because people's lives
are fleeting and short.
**[14:57] Tokiko**
* I know that you're the*
* kindest person there is.*
**[15:03] Tokiko**
*And that's why I... why we...*
**[15:07] Tokiko**
*wanted to make your wish come true.*
**[15:10] Tokiko**
*So I really feel so useless.*
**[15:31] Nasa**
* She'd probably be mad if*
* I took a picture of this.*
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Chitose
**[15:40] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, your phone's ringing.
**[15:46] Tsukasa**
Who the heck is calling so early?
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Chitose
**[15:50] Tsukasa**
Chitose?
**[15:52] Tsukasa**
Hello? What's up? It's only seven in the morning.
**[15:58] Tsukasa**
Tokiko *what*?
**[16:02] Tsukasa**
Tokiko!
**[16:07] Tokiko**
Want a donut?
**[16:10] Tsukasa**
Not a half-eaten one, no!
**[16:13] Tsukasa**
And I heard you collapsed! I was worried.
**[16:16] Tokiko**
You were worried? Why, thank you.
**[16:20] Nasa**
Um... Are you feeling all right?
**[16:24] Tokiko**
I'm just fine. Chitose and the
girls made too much of a fuss.
**[16:29] Tokiko**
I get a little dizzy and they
decide to hospitalize me.
**[16:32] Tokiko**
Give us old folks a little credit, you know?
**[16:35] Tsukasa**
You sure this isn't from you overdoing
it with that trip to the mountains?
**[16:39] Tokiko**
I hate to break it to you,
but I wasn't overdoing it.
**[16:42] Tokiko**
That being the case, no need to worry.
**[16:46] Tokiko**
I'll be discharged by tomorrow.
**[16:47] Tsukasa**
Hey! Where do you think you're going?
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
Stay in bed!
**[16:50] Tokiko**
Just to the bathroom, all right?
**[16:52] Tokiko**
And while I'm at it, I'm going to
talk to my doctor, and grab a coffee.
**[16:56] Tokiko**
Grind some levels for me while I'm gone.
**[16:58] Tsukasa**
Huh?!
**[16:59] Tsukasa**
H-Hey, hang on!
**[17:01] Nasa**
I know you're not great at it,
but try not to die too much.
**[17:04] Nasa**
See you in a few, then.
**[17:12] Nasa**
I think I'll go with her.
**[17:17] Tsukasa**
Whoa, hang on! Darling?
**[17:27] Nasa**
Hey...
**[17:29] Nasa**
Are you really okay?
**[17:32] Tokiko**
Oh, dear, you found me already, huh?
**[17:35] Tokiko**
How'd you figure it out?
**[17:37] Tokiko**
Just a feeling?
**[17:39] Nasa**
Not that.
**[17:41] Nasa**
It's your stride.
**[17:43] Nasa**
Compared to when you were in the
mountains, it's a lot smaller.
**[17:48] Nasa**
That made me think something
might really be wrong.
**[17:52] Tokiko**
You are quite impressive, you know that?
**[17:55] Nasa**
Not really.
**[17:56] Tokiko**
People have made a fuss about how great I am,
**[18:00] Tokiko**
but I suppose this shows
there's always someone better.
**[18:02] Nasa**
I don't think it's like that.
**[18:04] Nasa**
Besides, Tsukasa-chan is the
one who's really impressive.
**[18:08] Tokiko**
No, she's normal.
**[18:11] Tokiko**
She is normal.
**[18:12] Tokiko**
A totally normal girl,
with no exceptional talents.
**[18:17] Tokiko**
Which is why I can imagine
it must be a lot of trouble.
**[18:22] Tokiko**
That said, I'd appreciate you not
telling her about my condition.
**[18:26] Nasa**
Oh, okay.
**[18:28] Tokiko**
You saw how worried she was
after hearing I collapsed.
**[18:33] Tokiko**
Honestly, give me a break here.
**[18:36] Nasa**
Um...
**[18:38] Nasa**
There was something you wanted to tell
me at the campground. What was it?
**[18:43] Tokiko**
Oh, you remembered that?
**[18:45] Nasa**
Yes. It sounded pretty important.
**[18:51] Tokiko**
Seeing how sharp you can be at times...
**[18:54] Tokiko**
I'm as relieved as I am jealous.
It's quite the mix of emotions.
**[19:01] Tokiko**
Upsy-daisy.
**[19:06] Tokiko**
There was something I spent
my entire life trying to do.
**[19:11] Tokiko**
And it looks like my part in it
ended before it came to fruition.
**[19:15] Tokiko**
I like to think I was almost there, but...
**[19:18] Tokiko**
It's quite frustrating, all the same.
**[19:21] Tokiko**
But since I tried my best,
even though I failed,
**[19:26] Tokiko**
I don't regret it.
**[19:28] Tokiko**
Which is why this is for you.
**[19:34] Nasa**
Whoa... whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[19:36] Nasa**
Tokiko-san, this is—
**[19:38] Tokiko**
Just a rock.
**[19:40] Tokiko**
A regular old stone, with no
magic powers or anything.
**[19:45] Tokiko**
But the thing is, it took a millennia
of human effort to collect that stone.
**[19:51] Tokiko**
You could say that, after a thousand years,
it amounted to, "Yeah, it's just a rock."
**[19:58] Tokiko**
That's how it goes sometimes.
**[20:01] Tokiko**
Nasa-kun...
**[20:03] Tokiko**
Please make her happy.
**[20:08] Nasa**
*I didn't know what she meant at the time.*
**[20:13] Nasa**
* But... it felt like she was*
* entrusting me with something*
**[20:17] Nasa**
* even more important than the*
* moon rock she handed me.*
**[20:22] Nasa**
Yes. You can leave it to me.
**[20:24] Nasa**
I promise to make Tsukasa-chan happy!
**[20:30] Tokiko**
Well, I'm feeling a bit better
with that off my shoulders.
**[20:35] Tokiko**
Come on, Nasa-kun, let's head—
**[20:37] Tsukasa**
Hey! There you are!
**[20:39] Tokiko**
Well, you had good timing for once.
**[20:43] Tsukasa**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[20:45] Tsukasa**
And why is this game so ludicrously hard?!
**[20:50] Tokiko**
For someone who likes video games so much,
you never get any better at them.
**[20:54] Tsukasa**
E-Excuse me?!
**[20:55] Tokiko**
Anyway, put down the video game.
**[20:58] Tokiko**
The weather's nice,
**[21:00] Tokiko**
so go have a nice little
chat with your husband.
**[21:03] Tsukasa**
You told me to play the damn thing!
**[21:06] Tsukasa**
And the fact that you snuck out here...
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
What were you talking about, anyway?
**[21:11] Tokiko**
That's a secret.
**[21:14] Tokiko**
Right, Nasa-kun?
**[21:17] Nasa**
Well, I wouldn't say it's that big a deal.
**[21:20] Tsukasa**
You were probably filling his head
with more nonsense, weren't you?
**[21:23] Tokiko**
You make me sound so awful.
**[21:26] Tokiko**
If you're that desperate to find out,
try paying closer attention to Nasa-kun.
**[21:31] Tsukasa**
What do you mean by—
**[21:32] Tokiko**
I mean...
**[21:41] Tokiko**
exactly what I said.
**[21:46] Nasa**
W-Well, to be honest...
**[21:51] Nasa**
I told her about how I
want to make you happy.
**[21:55] Tsukasa**
O-Okay.
**[21:59] Tsukasa**
That's... well...
**[22:01] Tsukasa**
Um... er...
**[22:04] Tsukasa**
Th-Thank you.
**[22:10] [SONG] Ending sign**
Closed for the Day
***SIGN*** Sorry!