Season 2
- E0 - TONIKAWA: Over The Moon For You ~Uniform~
- E1 - All because of you
- E2 - On the Subject of Happiness
- E3 - Before the Fireworks Go Out
- E4 - Spots to Kiss
- E5 - The Exciting Expert of the Hot Springs
- E6 - Underneath the Moon
- E7 - An Expanding World
- E8 - When You Actually Like It
- E9 - A Summer Day
- E10 - Thank You
- E11 - On a Moonlit Night
- E12 - In All the Times to Come, And Beyond
E0 - TONIKAWA: Over The Moon For You ~Uniform~
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[00:16] Tsukasa
Good morning.
[00:22] Nasa
I don't think I'll ever get used
to starting the day like this...
[00:27] Nasa
One night, when the moon was shining bright,
[00:30] Nasa
a certain girl saved my life.
[00:32] Nasa
This really cute girl ended up being the wife
I would promise to spend the future with.
[00:38] Nasa
Now, living under the same roof,
our newlywed life has begun.
[00:42] Nasa
This is the story of a couple
who had a strange first meeting,
[00:46] ---
and ended up together with an
irreplaceable bond between them.
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN ~ Uniform ~
[01:03] Tsukasa
Darling, what are you doing?
[01:06] Nasa
Some tables I was asked to put together.
[01:08] Nasa
This job involves building a database.
[01:10] Tsukasa
So, you're programming right now?
[01:13] Nasa
Yep, I sure am.
[01:14] Tsukasa
And me playing a video game right
next to you doesn't distract you?
[01:19] Nasa
Not really.
[01:20] Nasa
It's no bother at all.
[01:22] Tsukasa
That's impressive.
[01:24] Tsukasa
I'd be way too curious to be able to focus.
[01:28] Tsukasa
I wonder...
[01:31] Tsukasa
Just how much focus does my darling have?
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[01:36] MC
This time on Traveling Q*...
SIGN Finding the Quiz Champion at the Ends of the Earth!!
[01:38] MC
It's a global mental gymnastics special!
[01:43] Taki
We're glad to have you*
with us again this week!
[01:45] Taki
I'm your host, Taki-chan!
SIGN Natsuki Taki
SIGN Q-kun
[01:49] Taki
I hope you're ready to run
some Qs through your head!
[01:50] Tsukasa
Look, darling!
[01:52] ---
It's the girl we met at the service area!
[01:54] Nasa
Oh, I remember her!
[01:56] Tsukasa
Are you any good at quiz
shows like this, darling?
[01:59] Nasa
I don't think so, not really.
[02:01] Nasa
My knowledge tends to be
tailored toward passing exams.
[02:04] Tsukasa
He says that,
[02:06] Tsukasa
but at the same time, his hands
haven't stopped for a second.
[02:09] Tsukasa
He's not just...
[02:11] Tsukasa
slapping a bunch of keys at random, is he?
[02:14] Tsukasa
Well, there are figs in the fridge.
[02:17] ---
Why don't we put them on the line in a bet?
[02:18] Nasa
Aw, I dunno about that...
[02:21] Taki
And here's our first question!
[02:23] Sign
Question 1
[02:25] MC
Here we have Ruka-chan and her mom.
SIGN Ruka-chan
SIGN Mom
[02:28] MC
Ruka-chan's mom is 4 times Ruka's own age.
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[02:31] MC
After four years, Mom will
be 3 times Ruka-chan's age.
SIGN Age x 3
[02:36] Taki
So, how old are Ruka-chan
and her mom right now?
SIGN What ages are Ruka-chan and her mom?
[02:41] Ruka
That's a hard one.
[02:44] Ruka
My mom is 43 years old, but...
[02:47] Taki
That's not part of the quiz!
[02:49] Tsukasa
W-Well, if her mom is 25,
then Ruka-chan would be...
[02:55] Nasa
Ruka-chan is eight, and her mom is 32.
[02:58] Tsukasa
Huh?
[02:59] Nasa
That's the answer.
[03:01] Nasa
If we suppose the mom is somewhere
between 20 and 100 years old,
[03:06] Nasa
there are 21 patterns where
she's four times her daughter's age.
[03:09] Nasa
If you then add 4, and look
for a quotient of 3,
[03:14] Nasa
the only choice is the pair of 12 and 36,
[03:16] Nasa
which means that right now,
they're eight and 32 years old.
[03:20] Nasa
I kind of brute forced the answer, though.
[03:23] Nasa
There's probably a better
way to figure it out.
[03:25] Nasa
Simultaneous equations would
probably be the cleanest.
SIGN How long do turtles live?
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[03:30] Tsukasa
Darling, is math your specialty?
[03:32] Nasa
Nah. I just practiced until
I got the hang of it.
[03:36] Taki
The answer is eight and 32 years old!
[03:39] Nasa
Oh, great! I got it.
[03:41] Tsukasa
O-Okay, I see...
[03:43] Tsukasa
I guess this isn't enough to distract him.
[03:48] Tsukasa
Not that I have any good reason
to distract him, mind you.
[03:52] Aya
Okay, I'm caught up on the situation!
[03:55] Aya
Mankind will go extinct!
[03:57] Aya
...extinct!
[03:57] Aya
...extinct!
[03:58] Nasa
Aya-san?!
[03:58] Tsukasa
Aya?!
[03:59] Aya
Your little quiz game
with figs on the line...
[04:01] Aya
I'm joining the fray!
[04:03] Nasa
How do you know about that
if you just got here?!
[04:06] Charl
I see!
[04:07] Charl
Well, I happen to like figs, too.
[04:10] Charl
So count me in!
[04:11] Tsukasa
Charlotte?
[04:13] Tsukasa
And you're here on your own?
[04:15] Charl
Yep!
[04:16] Charl
Chitose-chan told me to check in on you.
[04:18] Charl
I also brought somen noodles as a gift.
[04:21] Tsukasa
Thank you...
[04:22] Taki
And now for question two!
[04:23] Sign
Question 2
[04:25] Taki
This next one's a bit harder!
SIGN 21 Chocolate Bars
[04:28] MC
Here we have 21 chocolate bars!
[04:30] MC
With two people taking turns picking
them up, in groups of one to four...
[04:34] MC
The person to grab the
last one is the winner!
[04:35] MC
Grab the Last One to Win
[04:35] MC
Grab the Last One to Win
[04:36] Taki
And so, how do you win?
SIGN What's the trick to winning?!
[04:39] Taki
What's the secret trick to ensure
you get the last chocolate?!
[04:42] Aya
Uh, wait a second...
[04:44] Charlotte
I'm not even sure what they're asking.
[04:46] Tsukasa
You can make sure you win? How would you...
[04:49] Nasa
You have to go first, and choose just one.
[04:52] Both
Huh?
[04:53] Nasa
Well, to get the 21st chocolate,
[04:56] Nasa
you need to make sure the other person
lands within the range of 17-20,
[05:00] Nasa
which means you need to get the 16th one.
[05:02] Nasa
To make sure you get the
16th one, you'll want the 11th.
[05:05] Nasa
To get the 11th, you'll want the 6th.
[05:07] Nasa
If you follow that logic all the way back,
you realize you need the first bar.
[05:11] Nasa
That question was easier, to be honest.
[05:15] Aya
Tsukacchan, this is bad!
[05:16] Aya
There's no way we'll win this unless
we can distract Nasa-kun!
[05:20] Tsukasa
Maybe so, but...
[05:21] Charl
In that case, I have a great idea!
[05:25] Charl
Come with me!
[05:26] Aya
What is it?
[05:27] Charl
We're having a strategy meeting!
[05:29] Aya
R-Right!
[05:32] Aya
So, what's your great idea?
[05:35] Charl
What better way is there to distract a boy...
[05:39] Charl
than with a charming girl? Right?
[05:43] Aya
But he's already got an adorable wife.
[05:46] Charl
She needs to do more than just exist!
[05:48] Charl
It's time to really pour on the charm.
[05:50] Charl
Which is to say...
[05:52] Charl
She needs to put on my maid's uniform
[05:54] Charl
and seduce her darling!
[05:57] Tsukasa
What?! A maid's uniform?!
[06:00] Charl
Yep! There's not a guy on this planet
who doesn't love maid uniforms.
[06:04] Charl
So, if she puts mine on...
[06:07] Aya
Nasa-kun will be so distracted,
he'll make a mistake!
[06:10] Tsukasa
Wait, but even if—
[06:12] Aya
No ifs, ands, or buts!
[06:15] Aya
It's...
[06:17] Aya
It's for the sake of the figs!
[06:20] Aya
So, please!
[06:21] Aya
Become a maid!
[06:26] Tsukasa
O-Okay...
[06:30] Aya
Nasa-kun!
[06:32] Charl
Here we go!
[06:33] Aya
Let's see how you handle this!
[06:44] Nasa
Why's she dressed like that?!
[06:45] Aya
This is your chance, Tsukacchan!
[06:46] Aya
Finish him off with the thing!
[06:48] Tsukasa
D-Do I seriously have to say it?
[06:50] Aya
Of course you do!
[06:51] Charl
This ends here! Go, go!
[07:01] Tsukasa
A-Are you prepared to lose... m-master?
[07:10] Charl
There it is!
[07:11] MC
Now, how many prime numbers
are there between 1 and 10?
[07:15] Nasa
Four of them.
[07:16] Taki
That's correct!
SIGN Congratulations, Winner
SIGN About 4?
[07:18] Taki
Ruka-chan is our winner!
[07:21] Aya
Why was he able to answer?!
[07:23] Charl
No fair!
[07:24] Aya
Why, why, why, why?!
[07:26] Aya
And why weren't you affected by
seeing her like this, Nasa-kun?!
[07:31] Nasa
Well... I was.
[07:34] Nasa
It's so cute... I thought I might die.
[07:39] Tsukasa
Thanks...
[07:41] Tsukasa
You wanna... eat those figs?
[07:43] Nasa
Let's all share them.
[07:50] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan dressed like a maid...
[07:57] Nasa
That was super awesome!
[07:59] Nasa
I think I get it. No wonder
maid cafés are so popular.
[08:03] Nasa
I mean, you get served by girls
in that kind of outfit, right?
[08:06] Nasa
I can see the appeal...
[08:08] Nasa
It's not even a little risque,
but so powerful...
[08:11] Nasa
It's totally crazy!
[08:13] Nasa
It'd be enough to put the perfect
superman down for the count!
[08:17] Nasa
I wonder if she'd wear it again!
[08:20] Nasa
No, calm down. That's asking too much.
[08:23] Nasa
It might have been cute, but I can't just
ask her to wear a maid uniform again.
[08:30] Nasa
But that maid uniform was really cute.
[08:35] Tsukasa
I didn't realize he was
into that kind of thing.
[08:38] Tsukasa
But would he be glad if I wore it again?
[08:44] Tsukasa
Darling...
[08:46] Nasa
Y-Yes? Wh-What is it, Tsukasa-chan?
[08:50] Tsukasa
Do you want me to wear the uniform again?
[08:53] Nasa
Th-That's not it!
[08:55] Nasa
It's more like, it looks really great, or I
want to see you looking cute again, or sorta...
[08:57] Tsukasa
Ch-Charlotte...
[08:59] Tsukasa
Sh-She said there were extras, and left it behind.
[09:04] Tsukasa
See?
[09:07] Nasa
I see.
[09:09] Tsukasa
Do you want me to put it on again?
[09:14] Nasa
Uh... well...
[09:16] Nasa
Of course!
[09:26] Tsukasa
Some other time!
[09:28] Tsukasa
You're kind of scaring me!
[09:29] Nasa
I'm not scary!
[09:29] Tsukasa
It'll just have to wait!
[09:31] Nasa
You'll never find a more mild-mannered guy!
[09:33] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?!
[09:37] Kaname
What kinda cosplay are you into, Senpai?
[09:40] Nasa
Wh-Wh-Where did that come from?!
[09:42] Kaname
It's actually a big issue.
[09:44] Kaname
You're gonna need to know what cosplay
your wife can wear to get you going,
[09:49] Kaname
for when the time comes.
[09:51] Nasa
Whoa, whoa, what "time" are we talking about?!
[09:53] Kaname
Obviously, for when things
start to cool off at night.
[09:56] Nasa
Believe me, it's still plenty thrilling!
[09:59] Kaname
Really, the fact that anyone still turns
bright red at the sight of a maid uniform...
[10:03] Kaname
You're a cheap date, aren't you?
[10:05] Nasa
Did Aya-san tell you about yesterday?
[10:08] Aya
Of course!
[10:09] Aya
Your newlywed life is a communal
treasure in this household!
[10:12] Aya
I have an obligation to report the facts!
[10:16] Nasa
Do you have to share every
little thing without asking?!
[10:19] Kaname
So, are maids, like, your number one choice?
[10:25] Nasa
Maid uniforms are nice and all, but...
[10:27] Nasa
If I had a favorite, it'd be...
a lab coat and glasses, maybe?
[10:33] Aya
Nasa-kun, you're so pervy!
[10:35] Nasa
I mean, you made it sound like
I had to pick something!
[10:38] Tsukasa
What's this about a lab coat and glasses?
[10:40] Nasa
Well, y'know, it's like the
glasses go with the lab coat,
[10:43] Nasa
and the lab coat goes with the glasses...
[10:45] Nasa
And that's where love comes from!
[10:51] Kaname
I guess cosplay is fine and all,
[10:53] Kaname
but the two of you haven't done any normal
romantic stuff like people your age do, right?
[10:59] Nasa
Huh?
[11:00] Tsukasa
She's right. I've never gone out with
a girl before now, or even liked one.
[11:06] Tsukasa
Is this how a relationship is supposed to be?
[11:10] Tsukasa
In terms of age, we're high school students.
[11:13] Tsukasa
So shouldn't there be romantic events
that people our age encounter?
[11:17] Tsukasa
What exactly is normal romance
for high schoolers, anyway?!
[11:20] Kaname
Isn't it obvious?
[11:22] Kaname
Dates in your school uniforms.
[11:24] Nasa
Huh?
[11:25] Aya
Exactly!
[11:26] Aya
Going on dates in school uniforms has
become a global movement at this point!
[11:29] Aya
The term "seifuku date" has been
adopted all over the world!
[11:34] Nasa
Is it seriously that big of a deal now?!
[11:37] Kaname
I can't blame you for not knowing.
[11:38] Kaname
Math nerds like you usually don't
know squat about the world at large.
SIGN ° This is her personal opinion
[11:42] Nasa
I see... Well, we never went to
high school, so we don't have uniforms.
[11:48] Aya
No worries there!
[11:50] Aya
I happen to have uniforms
from all kinds of schools!
[11:53] Nasa
Why do you have so many?!
[11:55] Aya
It's totally normal.
[11:57] Aya
All Japanese high school students
have multiple uniforms!
SIGN ° Actual numbers may vary
[12:01] Kaname
Uniform dates are hot in Germany right now,
[12:04] ---
and the girls over there have
eight or nine per person!
SIGN ° Citation needed
[12:06] Nasa
Really?
[12:08] Nasa
But even if she had one...
[12:10] Nasa
Does Tsukasa-chan seem like she'd wear it?
[12:13] Aya
I getcha.
[12:15] Kaname
Still!
[12:16] Kaname
Are you really just gonna give up, Senpai?!
[12:19] Kaname
As a man...
[12:21] Kaname
No, as a husband!
[12:23] Kaname
Don't you want to see your wife
dressed like a schoolgirl?!
[12:27] Kaname
...girl?!
[12:28] Kaname
...girl?!
[12:29] Nasa
I do!
[12:30] Kaname
A version of her that
no one else has ever seen...
[12:33] Kaname
I'm talking about rarity!
[12:35] Kaname
SSS rarity, the kind that no amount
of gacha luck could ever bring you!
[12:40] Kaname
Can you die without ever
seeing it for yourself?!
[12:44] Nasa
I really want to. Please!
[12:47] Aya
Leave it to me, then!
[12:49] Aya
I swear, I'll get Tsukacchan
into a school uniform!
[12:53] Aya
...uniform!
[12:54] Aya
...uniform!
[12:56] Aya
Tsukacchan, do you have a sec?
[12:58] Tsukasa
Shouldn't you be in school?
[13:00] Aya
That doesn't matter right now!
[13:02] Aya
Don't you want to go on a date with
Nasa-kun while wearing a school uniform?
[13:05] Tsukasa
What are you talking about?
[13:07] Aya
Are you gonna do a school
uniform date or not?!
[13:11] Tsukasa
Well, no? I don't have a school uniform.
[13:15] Aya
I can lend you one!
[13:16] Tsukasa
No, that's okay.
[13:17] Tsukasa
Besides, wearing a uniform when
you're not actually a student...
[13:20] Tsukasa
That's kinda embarrassing.
[13:22] Aya
Oh, I see.
[13:25] Aya
Well, you are cute, Tsukacchan...
[13:28] Aya
But you probably wouldn't
look good in a uniform.
[13:32] Aya
You've got a point. I guess
that's all there is to it.
[13:34] Tsukasa
Now, hold on!
[13:36] Tsukasa
How can we know unless I try it on?!
SIGN Competitive Streak Activated
[13:40] Aya
Aw, come on, it's so obvious!
[13:43] Aya
There's no way a cool beauty like you
would look good in a school uniform.
[13:47] Tsukasa
Okay, in that case...
[13:50] Tsukasa
Bring the uniform here!
[13:52] Tsukasa
I'll try it on!
[13:55] Aya
She says she'll try it.
[13:56] Nasa
How'd you manage that?!
[14:01] Nasa
Why are you two here?
[14:02] Aya
Aw, come on!
[14:03] Kaname
You can't just have her all to yourself.
[14:06] Nasa
Doesn't seem like the kind of
thing you show off, is all...
[14:10] Kaname
I guess he's...
[14:11] Aya
...actually pretty particular about this stuff.
[14:14] Tsukasa
I've finished changing.
[14:15] Aya
Come on in, then!
[14:20] Nasa
School uniforms are really magical,
as far as clothing goes.
[14:25] Nasa
They manage to be cute in a way
that's impossible to argue against!
[14:28] Tsukasa
Wh-What do you think?
[14:29] Aya
Wow!
[14:30] Kaname
You're super cute!
[14:32] Aya
Now, next up...
[14:33] Kaname
Hold this...
[14:34] Kaname
And say the line!
[14:38] Tsukasa
"I-I'm gonna be late!"
[14:41] Aya
So cute! You're so cute,
I think my heart's gonna stop!
[14:44] Kaname
Now, pretend like you ran into someone!
[14:49] Tsukasa
Ow, ow, ow...
[14:50] Aya
Now suddenly become
self-conscious about your skirt!
[14:53] Aya
"Eek!"
[14:54] Aya
"What do you think you're
looking at, you pervert?!"
[14:57] Tsukasa
How much more of this do I have to do?!
[14:59] Kaname
C'mon, it's fine!
[15:01] Aya
The more you do, the more
cuteness is on display!
[15:04] Aya
You think so too, don't you, Nasa-kun?
[15:13] Nasa
It's... really incredibly cute... yeah.
[15:20] Tsukasa
Thanks.
[15:26] Aya
Sorry, Tsukacchan.
[15:28] Aya
I wanted you to try the uniform on,
[15:30] Aya
so I lied about thinking you
wouldn't look good in it.
[15:33] Tsukasa
Wait, you did?
[15:34] Aya
And now that you've got it on, why not just
head straight for a date at a theme park?
[15:39] Tsukasa
I dunno...
[15:40] Nasa
That'd be a little...
[15:42] Kaname
What's there to be embarrassed
about after all this?
[15:46] Aya
That's right!
[15:51] Nasa
If only we really could...
[16:03] Nasa
But, man, Tsukasa-chan was really
cute in that school uniform.
[16:08] Nasa
What is it about those
uniforms that's so exciting?
[16:12] Nasa
It's actually kind of incredible!
[16:14] Nasa
I wonder if she'd be
willing to wear it again...
[16:18] Tsukasa
Darling, your internal
monologue is leaking again.
[16:22] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?!
[16:24] Tsukasa
You said something similar the other day.
[16:26] Nasa
I'm sorry for all the weird requests!
[16:28] Nasa
I mean, it seems like I
keep making them lately...
[16:28] Tsukasa
It's nothing worth apologizing over...
[16:30] Nasa
That's no good! I really should know better!
[16:33] Nasa
I'm such a dummy!
[16:33] Tsukasa
Did I really look that good in the uniform?
[16:36] Nasa
O-Of course.
[16:38] Nasa
It was like... it hit
on an instinctual level.
[16:41] Nasa
Something about it really got me going.
[16:45] Tsukasa
I guess you have that side to you, too.
[16:48] Nasa
Huh?! Well, yeah...
[16:52] Nasa
Of course I do.
[16:54] Nasa
There's no point in lying, so...
[16:56] Nasa
The fact is, it got me going.
[16:58] Tsukasa
I-I see.
[17:00] Tsukasa
I have to admit, I'm impressed with how
manly you can be about stuff like this.
[17:03] Nasa
Right! Because I don't believe
in lying about my own feelings!
[17:07] Tsukasa
O-Okay. That's pretty
praiseworthy, to be honest.
[17:10] Nasa
Thank you very much!
[17:14] Tsukasa
In that case...
[17:18] Tsukasa
Sh-Should I try it on again?
[17:21] Tsukasa
...on again?
SIGN Boom
[17:22] Tsukasa
...on again?
[17:24] Nasa
Will you?!
[17:24] Tsukasa
Yeah. If it'd make you that happy...
[17:27] Nasa
It would! Really happy! Super happy!
[17:29] Nasa
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy!
[17:29] Tsukasa
Okay... I'll go get changed.
[17:42] Tsukasa
I'm done changing.
[17:44] Nasa
Come right on in!
[17:52] Tsukasa
S-So, what do you think this time?
[17:55] Nasa
Um... well...
[18:00] Nasa
You're so cute, I'm speechless.
[18:04] Tsukasa
Th-Thanks.
[18:07] Tsukasa
Still, there's something really weird about
wearing a uniform when I don't go to school.
[18:15] Tsukasa
It feels like I'm doing something naughty.
[18:21] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, can I touch you?
[18:24] Tsukasa
N-No, I think that might be a little too much...
[18:34] Tsukasa
Sir, this is a hands-off establishment.
[18:39] Tsukasa
But... if you want to take
my socks off, that'd be fine.
[18:46] Nasa
I-In that case...
[18:59] Tsukasa
I said no touching.
[19:02] Nasa
S-Sorry, but I just...
[19:16] Tsukasa
Okay, then, as punishment,
[19:18] Tsukasa
you have to take the other sock off.
[19:22] Nasa
O-Okay.
[19:24] Nasa
But first...
[19:27] Nasa
One more time.
[19:30] Tsukasa
Don't lick my leg...
[19:38] Tsukasa
Darling?
[19:41] Tsukasa
How long are you going to be in bed?
[19:50] Nasa
Ts-Tsukasa-chan... That outfit...
[19:54] Tsukasa
You have work today, right?
[19:56] Tsukasa
You'd better hurry up and get ready...
[19:59] Tsukasa
Or you're gonna be so late!
[20:03] Nasa
You're right!
[20:04] Tsukasa
Darling?
[20:05] Nasa
Yeah?
[20:06] Tsukasa
Darling...
[20:07] Nasa
Huh?
[20:08] Tsukasa
Darling!
[20:12] Tsukasa
Good morning, darling.
[20:16] Tsukasa
You had a huge smile on your face.
[20:19] Tsukasa
Pleasant dreams, I take it?
[20:20] Nasa
Huh?! Uh, yeah!
[20:22] Tsukasa
Breakfast is ready.
[20:24] Tsukasa
You have work today, right?
[20:29] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan!
[20:31] Nasa
Listen...
[20:33] Nasa
Next time, could you wake
me with the uniform on?
[20:35] Tsukasa
What?!
[20:36] Tsukasa
Why on earth would I do that?!
[20:38] Nasa
That morning...
[20:39] Nasa
Just once, please!
[20:40] Nasa
I think something may have
awakened inside me.
[20:40] Tsukasa
But why?!
[20:42] Nasa
I just want to see what it's like!
E1 - All because of you
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[00:01] Nasa
On a white, snowy night,
[00:04] Nasa
my life was leaving me in a pool of red.
[00:08] Nasa
Am I really going to die?
[00:11] Tsukasa
Probably.
[00:12] Tsukasa
You would've survived
if you hadn't chased me.
[00:15] Tsukasa
What a ridiculous waste of your life.
[00:19] Nasa
Still... I'm glad I went after you.
[00:24] Nasa
Because... I was able to marry you.
[00:39] Nasa
Uh... Is this...
[00:44] Nasa
another world?
[00:45] Nasa
Can't be.
[00:51] Tsukasa
Oh, good morning, darling.
[00:53] Nasa
G-Good morning, Tsukasa-chan!
[00:58] Tsukasa
What's wrong? You look shook.
[01:01] Nasa
Well, I was just surprised when
you popped up so suddenly.
[01:07] Tsukasa
Well, why don't we get to breakfast?
[01:11] Nasa
We've been married for a while now, but...
[01:15] Nasa
I'm definitely not used to it yet.
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[02:52] Nasa
My wife is extremely cute.
[02:58] Tsukasa
I don't know how I feel
about that shark movie.
[03:02] Nasa
Really? I like the way it depicted
the family's relationship,
[03:05] Nasa
and the story was pretty easy to follow.
[03:08] Tsukasa
Oh, come on, darling!
[03:09] Tsukasa
I don't want familial love and ease
of comprehension from shark movies!
[03:13] Tsukasa
I want to wonder, "Wait,
sharks don't actually fly, right?"
[03:18] Tsukasa
Or, "Why would they waste budget
on a scene like this?!"
[03:21] Tsukasa
And, "What in the world am I watching?"
That's the good stuff!
[03:26] Tsukasa
Do you get me?
[03:27] Nasa
I-I see. That is enlightening.
[03:31] Nasa
Every day is full of surprises
with Tsukasa-chan.
[03:35] Nasa
She saved my life on that
snowy night two years ago,
[03:39] Nasa
and took her leave before
I even knew her name.
[03:42] Nasa
We were then suddenly reunited and
began our married life together.
[03:47] Nasa
We turned in our marriage registration,
[03:48] Nasa
I proposed to her,
[03:50] Nasa
we bought wedding rings,
[03:51] Nasa
visited my parents,
[03:53] Nasa
had our house burn down,
[03:55] Nasa
and started living with my friends.
[03:57] Nasa
Things have been really busy.
[04:02] Tsukasa
You've been working all day,
haven't you, darling?
[04:06] Nasa
Yeah. I wanted to get this
data turned in a little early.
[04:12] Tsukasa
So you're saying you don't have time to
entertain your adorable newlywed wife?
[04:18] Nasa
Huh?!
[04:20] Nasa
Are you saying you want me to pay
attention to you, Tsukasa-chan?
[04:23] Tsukasa
I really do!
[04:24] Tsukasa
Your newlywed wife was disappointed
by that movie and wants attention!
[04:29] Nasa
Well, it's still early... Wanna go to the movies?
[04:34] Tsukasa
You mean it?
[04:36] Tsukasa
Yeah! That sounds great! I'd love to go!
[04:39] Tsukasa
Is it gonna be okay, though?
[04:40] Tsukasa
I'm not being a nuisance, am I?
[04:42] Nasa
It'll be fine. I'll finish this right up.
[04:45] Tsukasa
Okay, in that case, I'll root for you
by your side so you can finish faster!
[04:49] Nasa
Th-That's okay.
[04:52] Nasa
It'd probably be a better idea
to go ahead and get ready.
[04:56] Tsukasa
Got it!
[04:57] Nasa
Was there a movie you
were looking forward to?
[05:00] Nasa
You seem really excited.
[05:02] Nasa
I was wondering if you've been
wanting to go for a while now.
[05:06] Nasa
You could've gone without me, y'know.
[05:09] Tsukasa
Don't be silly!
[05:11] Tsukasa
The fun part is getting
to go with you, darling.
[05:17] Nasa
I figured we should go to a good
theater if we were gonna go out,
[05:21] Nasa
and this place really is nice!
[05:23] Tsukasa
It sure is.
[05:25] Tsukasa
Let's go on in, then, darling.
[05:27] Nasa
Yeah.
[05:30] Tsukasa
Th-These are premium luxury seats!
[05:34] Tsukasa
Should we really be splurging like this?
[05:36] Nasa
Well, since we don't go out a lot...
[05:39] Nasa
How about it? Want to get
any drinks or popcorn?
[05:43] Tsukasa
That's a real gamble with
this movie, darling.
[05:46] Nasa
Huh?
[05:47] Tsukasa
It's two and a half hours long.
[05:50] Tsukasa
You'll be doomed if you need to use
the bathroom partway through.
[05:52] Nasa
G-Good point...
[05:56] Tsukasa
It's about to start.
[05:58] Nasa
I think, in the old days, couples went
to the theater to hold hands, kiss,
[06:03] Nasa
and use the darkness as
a chance to fool around.
[06:07] Nasa
I'm not getting that impression
from my wife at all, though.
[06:13] Nasa
Still, it's really cute how she
enjoys the movie so earnestly.
[06:18] Nasa
Oh, the movie started.
[06:25] Nasa
My wife as she's thrown for a loop
by an unexpected plot twist.
[06:29] Nasa
My wife as she's surprised
by a shocking development.
[06:33] Nasa
My wife getting excited
as the tension ramps up.
[06:36] Nasa
My wife filled with dread at the danger
the heroes find themselves in.
[06:39] Nasa
And at the climax...
[06:42] Nasa
My wife unable to stop crying
because she's so moved.
[06:45] Nasa
Wow, she really is enjoying this movie.
[06:50] Nasa
We should come again.
[06:53] Kaname
A date at the movies, huh?
[06:55] Kaname
You two really seem to enjoy life. Nice.
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[06:57] Nasa
Wait, how do you know about that?
[06:59] Kaname
Tsukassan mentioned it when she was working.
[07:02] Kaname
Said she had a great time!
[07:04] Nasa
I see. That's good to know.
[07:06] Kaname
I'm thrilled you two are
enjoying newlywed life.
[07:10] Kaname
But that said... are you two
not going to have a wedding?
[07:17] Nasa
Good question. I don't think
we've even talked about it.
[07:21] Kaname
Your parents didn't ask about it?
[07:23] Nasa
Nope. It's never even come up.
[07:25] Kaname
What about Tsukassan's family?
[07:28] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan's?
[07:30] Nasa
I'm not sure. I think they're glad for her...
[07:34] Nasa
But if it was an actual wedding, I'm not sure.
[07:39] Nasa
Well, there are a lot of couples
who don't bother anymore.
[07:43] Nasa
Would you want one if you got married?
[07:46] Kaname
Well, if it's an option.
[07:50] Kaname
I'd want a super fancy one,
with a gondola and fireworks!
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[07:56] Nasa
I-I see.
[07:58] Kaname
You might want to ask her about it, though.
[08:02] Kaname
Weddings are basically for the
sake of the bride, anyway.
[08:05] Kaname
Besides, I'm sure you want to see it...
[08:09] Kaname
The sight of your beautiful
wife in a wedding dress.
[08:17] Nasa
She's right. I would like to see that.
[08:22] Tsukasa
A wedding?
[08:24] Nasa
Yeah. Kaname-chan mentioned it today.
[08:29] Tsukasa
This chopped burdock you
made is delicious, darling.
[08:33] Nasa
Really? Thanks.
[08:36] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, do you want to have a wedding?
[08:39] Tsukasa
Well, let me think...
[08:42] Tsukasa
A wedding, huh?
[08:45] Tsukasa
Not at all, no.
[08:48] Nasa
I-I see.
[08:50] Tsukasa
I mean, a wedding means a gathering
of dozens of friends and relatives.
[08:55] Tsukasa
And a reception includes stuff like
cutting the cake and speeches...
[08:59] Tsukasa
To top it off, you have to kiss
in front of a bunch of people.
[09:03] Tsukasa
Plus, having to wear something
as fancy as a wedding dress...
[09:09] Tsukasa
That'd be...
[09:11] Tsukasa
j-just plain embarrassing.
[09:15] Nasa
I see! That does really
sound like a good idea!
[09:18] Tsukasa
Were you even listening to me?
[09:20] Nasa
Yes! I would like to see you wearing
a super fancy wedding dress!
[09:24] Tsukasa
Okay, but see, I was trying
to say that'd be embarrassing!
[09:28] Nasa
Well, they say there's
no time like the present.
[09:34] Nasa
Let's see if we can have a
wedding somewhere next week!
[09:40] Tsukasa
Excuse me?
[09:42] Nasa
Huh? Did I do something wrong?
[09:45] Tsukasa
That's like a line out of
an isekai story, darling.
[09:51] Tsukasa
Oh, I get what this is.
[09:57] Tsukasa
Thank you for the meal.
[09:59] Nasa
Th-Thank you for the meal...
[10:05] Tsukasa
I have to say, your kung fu is weak, darling.
[10:09] Nasa
Wh-What do you mean?
[10:13] Tsukasa
I'm saying you have no idea what
a wedding ceremony involves.
[10:17] Nasa
I don't?
[10:18] Tsukasa
You don't!
[10:20] Tsukasa
Let's start with question one:
[10:22] Tsukasa
How do you arrange a wedding ceremony?
[10:24] Tsukasa
You're a clever one, darling,
[10:26] Tsukasa
so let's have you act out your answer.
[10:29] Tsukasa
Three, two, one, action.
[10:32] Nasa
Huh?! Act it out?!
[10:34] Nasa
Well, uh... First, you call the venue, and then...
[10:38] Nasa
Hello, is this the venue?
[10:40] Nasa
Um, I'd like to have a wedding.
[10:43] Nasa
What days are available?
[10:46] Nasa
Oh, I see. So Friday is available?
[10:50] Nasa
I'd like a reservation for two on Friday night...
[10:52] Kaname
You think this is going out for drinks?!
[10:55] Nasa
Kaname-chan?
[10:56] Kaname
What do you think a wedding is?!
[10:58] Kaname
You ain't gonna get a gondola or
fireworks with a single phone call!
[11:01] Nasa
Huh?!
[11:02] Tsukasa
What gondola?
[11:04] Kaname
Sorry for barging in.
[11:06] Kaname
One of the neighbors gave us a watermelon,
so I thought I'd share.
[11:09] Tsukasa
Thanks for that.
[11:15] Tsukasa
This is really good watermelon.
[11:18] Kaname
Sure is.
[11:20] Tsukasa
Anyway, Kaname, it seems my darling has
no idea how much of a trial a wedding is.
[11:27] Kaname
Sure seems like it.
[11:29] Nasa
I-It's a trial?!
[11:31] Kaname
Just for example, how much
do you think a wedding costs?
[11:36] Nasa
Good question... On the cheap side,
probably around 150,000 or 160,000 yen?
[11:44] Tsukasa
That's just wrong.
[11:45] Kaname
He's got a severe case of "ignorance
of things I don't care about."
[11:49] Nasa
What, am I wrong?
[11:51] Kaname
Well, for starters, Senpai...
[11:54] Kaname
Here's the minimum estimate for a wedding at
a certain kingdom that's considered magical.
[12:01] Nasa
S-Seven million yen?!
[12:05] Kaname
And there's the reality check.
[12:08] Tsukasa
Looks like it.
[12:10] Nasa
But... seven million?!
You could buy a car for that!
[12:14] Kaname
Yep, you sure could.
[12:16] Tsukasa
If you get far enough from the city,
you could even buy a house for that.
[12:21] Nasa
Seriously?
[12:23] Nasa
I always thought a wedding was, like...
[12:26] Nasa
You promise to love each
other in front of a priest,
[12:29] Nasa
your wife cries a little bit while
reading a letter from her parents,
[12:34] Nasa
and you basically wrap it up in one day.
[12:38] Nasa
Is it actually a whole process that involves
a bunch of traveling over an entire year?
[12:44] Kaname
You're not a band, and it's not a tour!
[12:46] Tsukasa
Why would you need to travel all over?
[12:48] Nasa
I just can't imagine why it'd
cost this much otherwise!
[12:54] Nasa
I-I see... So that's it.
[12:59] Nasa
No wonder everyone cries so emotionally.
[13:02] Kaname
They sure do.
[13:05] Kaname
It'd be kind of a waste of money not to.
[13:17] Charlotte
Very, very nice! Keep it up, Chitose-chan!
[13:20] Chitose
Fight back a bit more during
this next round, Charlotte!
[13:24] Chitose
Aurora, how long have we been going?
[13:26] Aurora
Five minutes.
[13:27] Chitose
I can't stop wondering.
[13:29] Chitose
What are those two going
to do about a wedding?
[13:33] Aurora
Those two?
[13:36] Aurora
You mean Conan-kun and Amuro-san?!
[13:39] Chitose
Not them!
[13:41] Chitose
I mean Nee-sama and that
husband of hers! Them!
[13:46] Charlotte
That really is a good question!
[13:53] Charlotte
Come on!
[13:54] Aurora
Don't young folks these days
worry less about formalities?
[13:54] Chitose
Easy!
[14:00] Charlotte
And Tsukasa-chan gets embarrassed easily!
[14:02] Charlotte
In my homeland,
weddings usually have 200 guests,
[14:07] Charlotte
and over 1,000 isn't unheard of!
[14:10] Charlotte
That'd be rough if you're easily embarrassed.
[14:12] Chitose
How does anyone even know that many people?!
[14:16] Aurora
With a number like that, there's bound
to be a few strangers in there.
[14:21] Charlotte
It's mostly...
[14:23] Charlotte
complete strangers!
[14:25] Chitose
Why so casual?!
[14:37] Aurora
Still, it's not like the
families have met yet, either.
[14:42] Aurora
A wedding might be a good
way to arrange that.
[14:45] Aurora
Here.
[14:47] Charlotte
Would you go if you were
invited, Chitose-chan?
[14:50] Chitose
I mean... of course I would.
[14:53] Charlotte
Wow, really?
[14:55] Aurora
If you go, you can't try to ruin it.
[14:58] Chitose
I'd do no such thing!
[15:01] Chitose
I might be annoyed about her being married...
[15:04] Chitose
But I'd like Grandmother to see
Nee-sama in a wedding dress.
[15:10] Charlotte
For Tokiko-sama...
[15:13] Aurora
Now that you mention it... yeah.
[15:18] [SONG] Sign
We're closed for today
SIGN See you tomorrow!
[15:28] Nasa
Seven million is on the pricey side,
[15:30] Nasa
but even the average is still
in the 3-4 million range.
[15:33] Nasa
I had no idea weddings were so expensive.
[15:37] Nasa
It's practically an event of a lifetime...
[15:40] Nasa
But what's this "betrothal money"?
SIGN Expenses Outside of the Ceremony
SIGN Introductory Lunch Meeting
SIGN 60,000 yen
SIGN Engagement Party (Venue) 180,000 yen
SIGN Betrothal Money
SIGN 1,000,000 yen
[15:44] Nasa
It's another million outside
of the cost of the ceremony.
[15:48] Aya
Betrothal money is—
[15:50] Nasa
Whoa, you scared me!
[15:52] Nasa
A-Aya-san?
[15:54] Nasa
You were here all along?
[15:56] Nasa
What are you doing here, actually?
[15:58] Nasa
Well, the thing is,
[16:00] Nasa
I was playing video games in the living room
all day before Kaname-chan got mad at me,
[16:07] Nasa
so I lied about going to clean the baths,
and have been gaming in here!
[16:11] Tsukasa
That's just gonna make her madder!
[16:13] Aya
Putting that aside,
betrothal money is something that
[16:17] Aya
one side presents to the other,
along with the engagement gifts,
[16:22] Aya
to help prepare for the wedding.
[16:26] Aya
As smart as you are, you really don't know
much about this sort of thing, do you?
[16:30] Nasa
I guess that's true.
[16:32] Nasa
I didn't even know how expensive weddings
were until Kaname-chan taught me about it.
[16:40] Aya
Well, they're expensive, and they
can take an entire year to arrange.
[16:45] Nasa
What?! Wait, that can't be right, can it?
[16:47] Nasa
I mean, people get married
every day at Omotesando...
[16:51] Aya
And every one of those couples has been
planning for that day a year in advance!
[16:57] Nasa
What?!
[16:58] Nasa
B-But a whole year? What exactly
takes that long to arrange?!
[17:03] Aya
That is a very valid question.
[17:10] Aya
The mystery only seems to grow.
[17:13] Nasa
I... I guess it does.
[17:16] Tsukasa
Well, for one thing, if you're
inviting friends and coworkers,
[17:20] Tsukasa
you need to send out invitations, right?
[17:22] Tsukasa
And that needs to be two or
three months in advance.
[17:25] Tsukasa
Then there's confirming RSVPs,
seating arrangements...
[17:29] Tsukasa
Say your parents live out in the country.
[17:31] Tsukasa
You can't exactly go, "We're getting
married! Come by tomorrow!"
[17:36] Tsukasa
Everything needs to be arranged.
So no matter what...
[17:41] Tsukasa
It ends up taking time.
[17:44] Tsukasa
Care for some fruit milk, darling?
[17:47] Nasa
Sure, thanks.
[17:50] Aya
An indirect smooch!
[17:52] Tsukasa
Then there's choosing the menu,
the table decorations,
[17:57] Tsukasa
getting an emcee, selecting the party favors...
[18:00] Tsukasa
Just a ton of things to do.
[18:03] Tsukasa
Which is why, personally, I'm not
interested in investing all that effort.
[18:07] Aya
That's not right!
[18:10] Aya
You won't know if it's worth
the effort until you try!
[18:14] Aya
I'm sure Nasa-kun wants to see
Tsukacchan in a wedding dress!
[18:18] Aya
He wants to see it and get excited over it!
[18:19] Tsukasa
What do you mean by "excited"?!
[18:21] Tsukasa
And do you realize the kind of price
tag we're talking about here?!
[18:26] Nasa
Still, though...
[18:27] Nasa
Three or four million isn't exactly out
of reach, with a bit of dedication.
[18:32] Tsukasa
Darling, that kind of
dedication is unnecessary!
[18:34] Tsukasa
That's not where you need
to dedicate anything!
[18:36] Aya
Very well! Let's buy an issue of Zexy!
[18:40] Nasa
Zexy? The wedding magazine they
sell at convenience stores?
[18:44] Aya
Precisely!
[18:45] Aya
The first step toward a
wedding is buying Zexy!
[18:48] Aya
And that's why the two of you will
buy and read Zexy together!
[18:51] Aya
Never read it myself, but there's
bound to be helpful info in there!
[18:58] Tsukasa
I-I guess we're going to the
convenience store, then.
[19:02] Tsukasa
We needed milk for tomorrow, anyway.
[19:05] Nasa
Y-Yeah.
[19:09] Nasa
Will this work for milk?
SIGN Tasty
Milk
[19:11] Tsukasa
Yeah. But we're out of butter,
too, so we'll also need that.
[19:16] Nasa
That just leaves Zexy. Zexy...
[19:21] Tsukasa
Darling!
[19:22] Tsukasa
I'm feeling like ice cream.
SIGN Chocolate
SIGN Big Monaka
SIGN Crispity Crunchety!!
[19:24] Tsukasa
You want to split this?
[19:27] Nasa
Sounds good.
[19:29] Nasa
So, ice cream and a copy of Zexy...
[19:31] Nasa
It's heavy!
[19:33] Nasa
I never picked one up before,
so I didn't realize it was so thick!
[19:36] Tsukasa
It's like a phone book.
SIGN Zexy Capital Region Edition
Our special feature addressing your pre-wedding jitters♥
Top 100 Venues in the Capital Region
What you need for your wedding preparations
Your one source for before, during, and after your wedding!
Special Mega-Issue!!
[19:38] Nasa
It comes with extras,
and it's still only 300 yen!
[19:40] Tsukasa
That's quite a bargain.
[19:43] Nasa
"Top 100 Venues in the Capital Region"?
[19:46] Nasa
There are that many just around Tokyo?
[19:49] Tsukasa
There's something embarrassing
about buying it together, though.
[19:53] Nasa
Why?
[19:55] Tsukasa
I mean, come on...
[19:57] Tsukasa
It's a magazine that a couple thinking about
getting married would probably buy, so...
[20:03] Tsukasa
How do I put this? It gives
off real happiness vibes.
[20:07] Nasa
I-I guess it does.
[20:10] Tsukasa
Right?
[20:14] Tsukasa
Man, I got so self-conscious,
I was bright red at the register.
[20:20] Nasa
Y-Yeah.
[20:22] Nasa
Well, to cool down, how about some ice cream?
[20:25] Tsukasa
Appreciate it.
[20:30] Tsukasa
Here you go, darling.
[20:31] Nasa
Thanks.
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What to Be Careful About!!
[20:34] Nasa
Y'know, reading this...
[20:37] Nasa
There really is a ton of stuff to
decide on before a wedding ceremony.
[20:42] Tsukasa
Right?
[20:43] Tsukasa
There are a lot of couples who
even get into fights about it.
[20:47] Tsukasa
I read about it in Spirits!
[20:49] Nasa
In Spirits*?! She got this info from manga?!*
[20:52] Tsukasa
Granted, you're enough of a sweetheart
that I doubt we'd get into a fight.
[20:58] Tsukasa
But I like things how they are
right now. All... lovey-dovey.
[21:03] Nasa
What'd you say, Tsukasa-chan?
[21:07] Tsukasa
I don't think I'm gonna tell you.
[21:10] Tsukasa
I just think that, instead of overcoming
the nightmare of arranging a ceremony,
[21:15] Tsukasa
we should go to the movies, eat together,
[21:19] Tsukasa
go to the convenience store,
share some ice cream...
[21:23] Tsukasa
The way things are now is
peaceful, and that's a relief.
[21:28] Nasa
I see.
[21:30] Nasa
So we shouldn't think about a
wedding ceremony right now?
[21:34] Tsukasa
We shouldn't! It's too soon for us.
[21:38] Tsukasa
Someday, when the time comes
for us to be truly blessed...
[21:42] Tsukasa
That'll be the chance
[21:47] Tsukasa
for the two of us to take our
time and really think it over.
[21:51] Tsukasa
Our wedding, that is.
[21:54] Tsukasa
We only just got married, after all.
[21:59] Nasa
Yeah.
[22:01] Nasa
You're right.
[22:05] Tsukasa
Today was really nice.
[22:08] Nasa
I'm glad we went to the movies together.
[22:12] Nasa
You smell so nice, Tsukasa-chan.
[22:15] Tsukasa
Come on, your breath tickles.
[22:19] Nasa
But, y'know,
[22:21] Nasa
I really would like to see
you in a wedding dress.
[22:28] Tsukasa
Then maybe in private...
I'll show it to only you.
[22:33] Nasa
Really?
[22:35] Tsukasa
Yeah.
[22:36] Nasa
Then that'll be our private wedding ceremony.
[22:42] Nasa
Do you promise to honor and love Yuzaki Nasa?
[22:47] Tsukasa
Yes, I do.
[22:50] Tsukasa
Yuzaki Nasa, do you—
[22:52] Nasa
Yes, I do!
[22:53] Tsukasa
C'mon, darling, let me finish!
[23:00] Nasa
And now, I may kiss the bride.
[23:08] Nasa
My wife is always so incredible.
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[23:25] Nasa
The other day, someone in town
asked me, "Are you happy right now?"
[23:29] Tsukasa
Oh, yeah, that does happen sometimes.
[23:31] Nasa
And I replied right away!
[23:32] Nasa
"Yes, I am!"
[23:33] Nasa
"A meteor could hit
[23:34] Nasa
or aliens could invade,
[23:35] Nasa
but I'd still be the happiest
man in the universe!"
[23:37] Tsukasa
You're unstoppable, huh, darling?
E2 - On the Subject of Happiness
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[00:02] Hot-Blooded Teacher
Can you guys solve this formula?!
[00:04] Hot-Blooded Teacher
You'll never make it into
Harvard if you can't!
[00:05] Nasa
That's not the right equation.
[00:07] Nasa
I think it was copied from a model problem,
but they left out a line.
[00:12] Tsukasa
I'm impressed you even noticed.
[00:15] Tsukasa
I bet you gave your teachers a
hard time in school, didn't you?
[00:19] Nasa
Aw, come on. I did not.
[00:26] Nasa
Wait, now that I think about it...
[00:29] Nasa
Maybe I did?
[00:30] Tsukasa
I knew it.
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[02:05] Naoko
Looks like my class's average in the
mock exams has dropped again...
[02:09] Naoko
Actually, no.
[02:11] Naoko
These are typical grades for this school.
[02:16] Naoko
But the student who was single-handedly
raising the curve a lot has gone...
[02:20] Teacher A
Yanagi-sensei?
[02:21] Teacher A
About the report for the PTA
that I asked you to do...
[02:24] Naoko
Oh, uh...
[02:26] Naoko
Sorry! I'll have it finished today!
[02:29] Naoko
Being a teacher means having no breaks.
[02:33] Naoko
Your daily classes, your lesson plans,
[02:35] Naoko
overseeing club activities,
excursions, the PTA...
[02:38] Naoko
And if a student causes a problem,
you need to be available 24/7 to respond.
[02:42] Naoko
It's not even a high-paying job, either.
[02:46] Naoko
But I'm still working hard today for my—
[02:48] Taniguchi
Yanagi-sensei?
[02:51] Taniguchi
Would you like to go to an
amusement park with me?
[02:54] Naoko
Huh?
[02:55] Taniguchi
I mean, I just happened
to get two tickets, so...
[02:59] Taniguchi
If you don't mind, I'd—
[03:00] Naoko
What are you talking about, Taniguchi-sensei?
[03:03] Naoko
I don't have the time!
[03:05] Taniguchi
B-But don't you think it's important
to relax now and then?
[03:08] Naoko
Don't be ridiculous. Of course not.
[03:14] Naoko
Unbelievable. How can he think about that
sort of thing when he's a teacher, too?
[03:23] Nasa
Huh? Yanagi-sensei?
[03:25] Nasa
It is you!
[03:28] Naoko
Oh! Yuzaki-kun!
[03:30] Nasa
Yep! It's been a while.
[03:33] Naoko
It really has! Have you been doing well?
[03:35] Nasa
Yes, thank you for asking.
[03:37] Naoko
I heard you had a pretty rough time.
[03:40] Naoko
You were hospitalized and ended
up not going to high school.
[03:43] Nasa
Well, it's definitely been a busy time...
[03:45] Naoko
Busy?
[03:50] Naoko
Yuzaki-kun, there's, uh, something
on your left ring finger.
[03:53] Nasa
Oh, the ring?
[03:55] Nasa
Yeah, I actually got married.
[03:59] Nasa
Married... Married... Married... Married...
[04:03] Naoko
D-Don't tell me, Yuzaki-kun...
[04:05] Naoko
You became a delinquent after being unable
to enroll and got snared by a bad girl?!
[04:09] Nasa
And let me tell you—
[04:10] Naoko
Yuzaki-kun!
[04:12] Naoko
It's time for a house call!
[04:14] Nasa
Huh? But I already gradu—
[04:15] Naoko
It's a background check!
[04:17] Naoko
Take me to your house right now!
[04:21] Tsukasa
Who might she be, darling?
[04:24] Nasa
Er, well...
[04:26] Nasa
I think I mentioned her before...
[04:28] Naoko
So this is Yuzaki-kun's wife?
[04:33] Naoko
Man, what the heck? She's really cute!
[04:36] Nasa
Huh?
[04:37] Naoko
You married someone this gorgeous?
[04:39] Nasa
Y-Yeah...
[04:42] Nasa
This is my homeroom teacher
from middle school.
[04:45] Naoko
My name is Yanagi Naoko.
[04:47] Tsukasa
Oh, you're a teacher.
[04:52] Tsukasa
I apologize for not saying
this earlier, Yanagi-sensei.
[04:55] Tsukasa
I'm Nasa's wife, Yuzaki Tsukasa.
[04:57] Naoko
Oh, right! It's a pleasure to meet you.
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[05:03] Nasa
Her introducing herself as my
wife has got me flustered.
[05:06] Naoko
She seems really nice!
Nothing like I imagined.
[05:10] Nasa
Wait, what did you imagine?!
[05:13] Naoko
Hang on, I can't let my guard down yet.
[05:15] Naoko
She might have some kind of horrible secret.
[05:23] Tsukasa
Would you like to join us for dinner?
[05:26] Naoko
N-No, I couldn't!
[05:27] Naoko
Barging into a former student's house,
and then being treated—
[05:31] Naoko
Delicious!
[05:33] Naoko
What is this? Do you eat delicious
meals like this every day, Yuzaki-kun?
[05:38] Nasa
Well, yes.
[05:40] Tsukasa
Please, help yourself.
[05:41] Naoko
Really?!
[05:44] Naoko
I can't remember the last
time I had a meal this good!
[05:47] Naoko
It's been nothing but convenience store
food and instant noodles lately...
[05:53] Naoko
H-Hang on, Naoko! Don't let
her suck you in so easily!
[05:57] Naoko
Even if she's a great chef,
[05:59] Naoko
for someone to get married so young...
There has to be some issue!
[06:03] Nasa
This burdock root is fantastic!
[06:05] Tsukasa
Right? I thought you might like it.
[06:09] Nasa
Yeah! Everything you make
is so good, Tsukasa-chan!
[06:13] Tsukasa
Isn't it, though?
[06:15] Nasa
Look at you, master chef!
[06:22] Naoko
I get it now...
[06:24] Naoko
You can taste the depths of her love.
[06:31] Naoko
Yuzaki-kun, what are you
going to do in the future?
[06:33] Nasa
Huh?
[06:34] Naoko
I mean, think about it.
[06:35] Naoko
Most married people get a corporate job,
[06:38] Naoko
or get a high school
certification and go to college.
[06:41] Nasa
I'm honestly not thinking
about it too much right now.
[06:46] Nasa
It's true that I could
probably get into college,
[06:49] Nasa
and if I take on more work,
I'd probably make more money...
[06:52] Nasa
But right now my priority is spending as
much time as possible with Tsukasa-chan.
[06:57] Naoko
Don't you get anxious
thinking about your future?
[07:01] Nasa
Well, you can never predict the future.
[07:03] Nasa
Which is why I think it's
important to enjoy the present.
[07:08] Nasa
I'm sure my future self
will figure something out.
[07:13] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, let me help you.
[07:14] Tsukasa
Thank you, darling.
[07:18] Naoko
Enjoy the present...
[07:21] Naoko
Thank you for the meal.
[07:23] Naoko
I'll see you around, Yuzaki-kun.
[07:25] Nasa
Sure. Thanks for coming by today.
[07:28] Tsukasa
Have a safe walk home, Sensei.
[07:30] Naoko
Right. Thanks again!
[07:38] Naoko
I see...
[07:39] Naoko
Life is supposed to be about being happy.
[07:45] Naoko
Every day spent just running
around being anxious
[07:49] Naoko
is another day of that life gone forever.
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[08:03] Naoko
Hello? This is Yanagi. I was wondering...
[08:07] Naoko
Did you still want to go
to that amusement park?
[08:11] Naoko
Thank goodness.
[08:13] Naoko
Then let's go together.
[08:16] Naoko
Work? It'll be okay.
[08:18] Naoko
My future self will figure something out.
[08:23] Sign
Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
[08:23] Sign
Women
[08:23] Sign
Men
[08:23] Kaname
You're really looking the part of
a bathhouse clerk lately, Tsukassan.
[08:28] Tsukasa
You think so? As long as
I'm being helpful, I'm glad.
[08:33] Tsukasa
Welcome to...
[08:34] Tsukasa
the... bathhouse?
[08:38] Kaname
Okay, he looks scary.
[08:40] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah, I guess.
[08:45] Ginga
There a Yuzaki who lives here?
[08:49] Tsukasa
That'd be me.
[08:51] Tsukasa
What do you want?
[08:53] Ginga
I'm looking for a dude called
Yuzaki Nasa, not you.
[08:58] Ginga
He's here, right?
[09:00] Ginga
Real smart guy. You write his name like
"starry sky," but say it like "Nasa."
[09:04] Kaname
What does the yakuza want with Senpai?!
[09:06] Tsukasa
Too bad.
[09:09] Kaname
Wha?!
[09:10] Tsukasa
I've got nothing to tell some
punk kid who's got no manners.
[09:14] Tsukasa
This is a bathhouse. If you're
not going in, then leave.
[09:17] Ginga
Say what?!
[09:18] Kaname
Wh-Wh-Whoa there, Tsukassan!
[09:21] Kaname
Aren't you scared? He might be
one of those ya-youknowwhats!
[09:25] Tsukasa
What if he is?
[09:27] Tsukasa
I have no reason to fear this twerp.
[09:31] Kaname
Tsukassan's one of those people who
never backs down from stuff like this!
[09:35] Tsukasa
So what's it gonna be? Either take a
bath or get out. Make up your mind.
[09:38] Ginga
Y-You little...
[09:41] Ginga
How much does it cost, then, punk?!
[09:43] Tsukasa
It's 500 yen to enter!
[09:44] Tsukasa
Another 1,000 if you wanna use the sauna!
[09:46] Tsukasa
You can get a towel set for 1,300!
[09:48] Tsukasa
And students get a
100-yen discount, you punk!
[09:50] Ginga
Gimme the towel set, then.
For one high school student, please!
[09:52] Tsukasa
Thank you very much! You can get your
ticket at the machine over there!
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[09:58] Ginga
Who the hell are you supposed to be?
[10:01] Tsuksa
I should be asking you that.
[10:03] Tsuksa
If you mean any harm to my husband,
you're gonna suffer for it.
[10:08] Nasa
Oh!
[10:09] Nasa
It's Ginga-kun! Good to see you again.
[10:13] Ginga
Big Bro Nasa!
[10:15] Ginga
It's been a while, sir.
[10:17] Kaname
G-Ginga-kun?
[10:21] Kaname
Senpai, is this guy a relative of yours?
[10:25] Nasa
Yep. This is Ginga-kun, my cousin.
[10:27] Nasa
How'd you guess?
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[10:30] Kaname
The name helped, I'd say.
[10:33] Tsukasa
He's your cousin, darling?
[10:36] Nasa
Yep! Onimaru Ginga-kun.
[10:38] Nasa
He's 17 years old and in high school.
[10:40] Ginga
Bro, I gotta ask, who's this lady?
[10:44] Nasa
Oh, I didn't introduce you yet!
[10:47] Nasa
See, I got married.
[10:49] Nasa
This is my wife, Tsukasa-chan.
[10:51] Ginga
Y-Your wife?!
[10:54] Nasa
Yep.
[10:55] Ginga
Bro... When did you climb the
stairway to adulthood?
[10:59] Nasa
Whoa! Ginga-kun?!
[11:01] Nasa
Ginga-kun!
[11:04] Ginga
I'm so sorry!
[11:06] Ginga
I had no idea my bro was
married, and I acted real rude!
[11:10] Nasa
I'm sorry, too. I really
should've told you already.
[11:14] Tsukasa
Darling, he's not in the yakuza, is he?
[11:17] Nasa
Aw, come on! Ginga-kun's a
normal high school student.
[11:22] Nasa
He does a lot of extracurricular activities.
He's even the student council president.
[11:27] Ginga
Yes, sir. I'm running my own crew.
[11:30] Kaname
You're sure he's a high school student?
[11:33] Ginga
Big Bro Nasa here's had my
back since I was a runt.
[11:38] Ginga
I've basically been chasing
him my whole life.
[11:42] Ginga
The other day, we had a
beef with another squad,
[11:44] Ginga
and he gave me some advice
on how to squash it.
[11:48] Nasa
Oh, when I helped you win your athletic meet
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[11:50] Nasa
by teaching you about
Clausewitz's theory of war?
[11:52] Tsukasa
So when he says "another squad,"
he means a different school?
[11:55] Ginga
He gave me some advice on
how to survive a raid, too.
[11:59] Nasa
Right, that was how to handle pop quizzes.
[12:03] Kaname
So, "surviving" in academic terms?
[12:05] Ginga
Bro's advice has got our earnings up, too,
[12:10] Ginga
which has made the boss happy.
[12:12] Kaname
The... boss?
[12:13] Tsukasa
Maybe he means the principal?
[12:16] Ginga
But before I get down to it...
[12:18] Ginga
I gotta ask you something, Bro.
[12:22] Nasa
What's that?
[12:24] Ginga
I know it ain't exactly cool to ask, but...
[12:28] Ginga
Wh-Why'd you get married?
[12:32] Nasa
Why? Well,
[12:36] Nasa
because I love her, I'd say.
[12:37] Tsukasa
Seriously, don't say that stuff
in front of other people!
[12:41] Ginga
In that case...
[12:42] Ginga
C-Can you, like, kiss her?
[12:47] Ginga
How am I supposed to buy that
it's true love otherwise?!
[12:50] Ginga
If it's for real, you could kiss
her in front of me, right?!
[12:54] Tsukasa
What the heck are you talking about, man?!
[12:56] Ginga
It's a big deal!
[12:59] Ginga
If you're his wife,
you're practically a sister to me!
[13:02] Ginga
That means I'm ready to put
my life on the line for you!
[13:05] Ginga
And I ain't gonna do that
unless this is the real deal!
[13:08] Kaname
Gin-san's right!
[13:09] Kaname
How am I supposed to believe your love's for
real when I never hear any moaning at night?!
[13:14] Kaname
So you may kiss the bride!
[13:15] Tsukasa
Are you two stupid or something?!
[13:17] Tsukasa
Darling, say something!
[13:20] Nasa
I don't mind.
[13:22] Nasa
I have absolutely no doubts about
my love for you, Tsukasa-chan.
[13:26] Nasa
So I don't mind letting them see us kiss.
[13:28] Tsukasa
Well, maybe you should?!
[13:31] Nasa
But if you're too embarrassed...
[13:34] Nasa
Then I want to respect that.
[13:42] Tsukasa
F-Fine... then.
[13:52] Ginga
I-I get it already!
[13:55] Ginga
I can tell you two really love each other.
[13:59] Ginga
So that's enough.
[14:01] Nasa
Huh? Really?
[14:03] Ginga
Yeah. It's plenty.
[14:06] Ginga
Besides, I don't really wanna
see something so... scandalous.
[14:12] Tsukasa
It was your idea in the first place!
[14:14] Kaname
Why'd you stop it at the good part?!
You weenie yakuza!
[14:18] Ginga
Sis, please! Calm down! I'm begging you!
[14:23] Nasa
So what actually brought
you by today, Ginga-kun?
[14:26] Ginga
I actually need your
brains for something, Bro.
[14:31] Tsukasa
This had better not involve bank fraud.
[14:34] Nasa
Come on.
[14:35] Ginga
First, I've got something you need to see.
[14:38] Ginga
Hey!
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[14:40] Student A
All right, boys! Handle it carefully,
or you're dead!
[14:43] Students B&C
Yes, sir!
[14:46] Students B&C
Pardon us!
[14:48] Ginga
This is what I need your
help with, Big Bro Nasa.
[14:55] Tsukasa
Isn't that...
[14:57] Kaname
It's one of those things used
for carrying another thing.
[15:02] Kaname
It really is a cat! You took in a cat?!
[15:05] Ginga
Yeah. One of my boys found him collapsed
this morning. Seems to have lost his mom.
[15:11] Tsukasa
Wait, why'd you bring him here?!
[15:13] Ginga
Well, it's kinda our fault, but...
[15:18] Ginga
At first we figured we could just
feed it, then drop it back off,
[15:22] Ginga
but it seems like if you abandon
a cat after taking it in,
[15:25] Ginga
you're in violation of animal welfare laws.
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[15:29] Ginga
It ain't like we can turn to the cops,
[15:33] Ginga
so we been looking for an owner,
trying to find out if he's lost.
[15:36] Ginga
The whole crew's been freaking
out since we picked him up.
[15:40] Tsukasa
Well, you're a real
precious bunch, aren't you?!
[15:42] Ginga
Which is why I figured
I should turn to you, Bro.
[15:47] Ginga
I remembered you took real good
care of a cat back in the day.
[15:52] Tsukasa
Is that right?
[15:53] Nasa
Yeah.
[15:54] Nasa
But I have to say, Ginga-kun...
[15:57] Nasa
You took that kitten in, and then came here?
[16:01] Nasa
The first stop you should've
made was the vet.
[16:04] Ginga
Yes, sir!
[16:04] Ginga
All right, people, bring the car around!
[16:07] Students
Yes, sir!
[16:11] Vet
Oh, you took in a kitten?
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[16:14] Nasa
Yes. We'd like to check
for viruses and parasites,
[16:16] Nasa
get flea and tick treatment,
and have him groomed after the checkup.
[16:22] Nasa
And if they're available,
the FVRCP immunizations!
[16:26] Vet
Oh, sure thing. You know your stuff.
[16:28] Vet
We'll be holding on to him
for about two hours, then.
[16:31] Vet
So, what's his name?
[16:34] Nasa
Uh, I wouldn't really know...
[16:37] Tsukasa
We haven't even seen him yet.
[16:39] Vet
I'll let him out for a bit, then.
[16:50] Tsukasa
That is weirdly menacing.
[16:53] Vet
Well, he's certainly lively!
[16:56] Nasa
Uh, he's really gnawing on you there!
[16:58] Vet
It's quite all right.
So, what should I call him?
[17:02] Nasa
Wh-What do you think?
[17:04] Tsukasa
Let's see...
[17:08] Tsukasa
His back is brown
with a white square on it...
[17:11] Tsukasa
Let's go with Toast.
[17:13] Nasa
Huh? T-Toast?
[17:15] Tsukasa
Yeah! It's cute, right?
[17:21] Nasa
Well, at least his name
should be cute, I guess.
[17:26] Tsukasa
So what are we going to do with him?
[17:28] Nasa
Well, even if we look for
someone to adopt him,
[17:31] Nasa
we'll have to look after him
for the time being, at least.
[17:34] Nasa
I'd feel uneasy about letting
Ginga-kun and his friends handle it...
[17:37] Nasa
And a proper checkup means holding on
to him for at least two or three months.
[17:42] Tsukasa
If we can't find anyone to
adopt Toast, should we do it?
[17:52] Nasa
To be honest, I'm not feeling
too confident about that.
[17:56] Tsukasa
I hear you.
[17:57] Ginga
Bro! How's the kid doing?!
[18:01] Nasa
Oh, he seems good.
[18:03] Ginga
That's a big relief. Hate to
see a sick kid, y'know?
[18:08] Nasa
We'll look after him for the time being,
so we're about to go shopping.
[18:12] Ginga
For real?! That's a huge relief!
[18:15] Ginga
In that case, we can grab the stuff for you.
[18:17] Ginga
My boys can get all the white powder
and pieces you might need.
SIGN White Powder
SIGN Powdered Milk
SIGN Pieces
SIGN Toys
[18:22] Nasa
Let's word things differently, okay?
[18:24] Ginga
Lemme just have them go and grab it.
[18:27] Nasa
It's not that simple, Ginga-kun.
[18:30] Nasa
You need to make sure the kitty
litter is safe to ingest.
SIGN Synthetic Base
[18:33] Nasa
And watch out for stuff
with a synthetic base.
SIGN Synthetic Base
[18:36] Nasa
Even the natural stuff can have
antimicrobials, deodorizers,
SIGN Antimicrobials
SIGN Deodorizers
SIGN Synthetically-Produced Mixtures
[18:39] Nasa
and other synthetic stuff
mixed in, which is a no-go.
SIGN Antimicrobials
SIGN Deodorizers
SIGN Synthetically-Produced Mixtures
[18:42] Nasa
For food, make sure it's a kind
that's safe for people to eat.
[18:46] Nasa
Nothing labeled "oatmeal" that's
made out of mystery ingredients.
[18:49] Nasa
And a lot of the cheaper stuff uses
grains that are hard for cats to digest,
[18:53] Nasa
so let's avoid those and—
[18:53] Ginga
Slow down a sec!
[18:55] Nasa
Anyway, making sure a pet stays healthy
[18:57] Nasa
requires a fair amount of knowledge, effort,
and resources. Good luck with the search.
[19:03] Ginga
Got it!
[19:05] Tsukasa
You know a lot about cats, darling.
[19:08] Nasa
Well, people can manage their own health,
[19:11] Nasa
but pets don't have that option.
[19:14] Nasa
Their health is their owner's responsibility,
and it's a serious one.
[19:19] Tsukasa
Any pet you take care
of is bound to be happy.
[19:23] Nasa
Y-You think so?
[19:25] Vet
Sorry about the wait.
SIGN Dadakri Animal Hospital
SIGN Tokyo Veterinary Center
[19:27] Vet
There didn't seem to be any problems.
[19:31] Nasa
That's a relief. Was he a handful?
[19:34] Vet
Nope, he settled down a lot
after having some food.
[19:37] Tsukasa
Good for you, Toast.
[19:40] Tsukasa
Seems like you're healthy!
[19:42] Tsukasa
Aw, stop that.
[19:44] Nasa
I realized that when you add cute
to cute, the result is double cute.
[19:50] Nasa
Okay, let's head home.
[19:51] Nasa
You're part of the family now, Toast.
[19:56] Nasa
Why?!
[20:13] Nasa
What's wrong?
[20:18] Nasa
Is he asking to be fed?
[20:22] Nasa
Ugh, it's still the middle of the night.
[20:24] Nasa
Is it just me...
[20:27] Nasa
or have I been marked as the
one it's okay to wake up?
[20:36] Nasa
Wow, he's really scarfing it down.
[20:43] Nasa
Oh, and now that he's got a full stomach,
he's lost interest in me.
[20:54] Nasa
Huh? Is it me, or is this a huge
difference in treatment?
[20:59] Tsukasa
That must've been rough, waking
up in the middle of the night.
[21:01] Tsukasa
But I think that means
he trusts you, darling.
[21:05] Nasa
Is that it?
[21:07] Tsukasa
Of course.
[21:08] Tsukasa
He's just like me in that sense,
[21:09] Tsukasa
which is why he'll turn to you
for attention from time to time.
[21:14] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, you want attention from me?
[21:17] Tsukasa
Of course.
[21:21] Tsukasa
You think I'd sleep so defenselessly
around someone I didn't trust?
[21:29] Tsukasa
But I have to say...
[21:31] Tsukasa
Cats are really cute.
[21:33] Nasa
Y-Yeah...
[21:36] Nasa
But you are, too, Tsukasa-chan.
[21:42] Tsukasa
Then... between me and Toast, who's cuter?
[21:46] Nasa
Well, uh...
[21:50] Tsukasa
Well what?
[21:58] Nasa
How long have you been there, Kaname-chan?!
[22:01] Kaname
Since around the time you were
getting into the newlywed routine.
[22:03] Tsukasa
I-It's not what you think it is!
[22:10] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, look! Toast is eating.
[22:14] Tsukasa
Hey, you're right. He's so cute.
[22:19] Nasa
H-He really is...
[22:21] Tsukasa
That's right.
[22:23] Nasa
Since she just got out of the bath,
[22:25] Nasa
she smells really amazing up close.
[22:31] Tsukasa
Darling?
[22:34] Tsukasa
Oh, is that why you called me over?
[22:36] Nasa
N-No, I mean...
[22:38] Nasa
You said you wanted attention
from me this afternoon, so...
[22:43] Nasa
I was wondering how...
[22:45] Nasa
exactly... you wanted attention, so...
[22:49] Tsukasa
I will admit it...
[22:51] Tsukasa
I've been wanting more attention lately.
SIGN Stare
SIGN Stare
[23:07] Nasa
U-Uh, Toast?
[23:09] Tsukasa
C-Could you turn away for a sec?
[23:14] Nasa
Wait, no...
[23:15] Tsukasa
I'll give you a treat later, okay?
[23:18] Nasa
C-Come on, seriously...
[23:20] Tsukasa
Just five seconds. We'll be
done in five seconds, okay?
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Chitose
Next up is "That Time I Reincarnated
in a Dreamy Magical Kingdom."
[23:29] Aurora
I hear you can go these days
without needing to reincarnate first.
[23:31] Aurora
And it's right near the city.
[23:33] Charlotte
You know what that means! Let's go!
[23:35] Chitose
Just you wait! I'll see right through
their stupid lovey-dovey magic!
E3 - Before the Fireworks Go Out
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SIGN Muffy Resort
Perfect Guidebook
SIGN Muffy Resort
Perfect Guidebook
[00:06] (Flashback) Ginga
This is for taking care of the kid,
and your wedding present.
[00:10] (Flashback) Ginga
I'd be honored if you'd accept.
[00:16] (Flashback) Nasa
Oh, wow!
[00:17] (Flashback) Nasa
Couples' tickets to that theme park in Maihama!
[00:20] (Flashback) Ginga
Yes, sir. I figured young lovers
oughta have a good time, y'know?
[00:24] (Flashback) Nasa
This is great! Thanks, Ginga-kun!
[00:26] (Flashback) Ginga
You two enjoy yourselves.
[00:31] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, is this your first
time going to the Dream Kingdom?
[00:34] Tsukasa
Do you think I'd be this
excited if it wasn't?
[00:37] Nasa
Good point.
[00:39] Tsukasa
They even say there's a superstition
about a spell being cast on you...
[00:42] Tsukasa
Sounds about right.
[00:44] Tsukasa
Now that you mention it,
have you been there before?
[00:47] Nasa
Yep. Twice, when I was little.
[00:49] Tsukasa
I see.
[00:50] Tsukasa
In that case...
[00:52] Tsukasa
You must know all the tips and tricks!
[00:55] Tsukasa
Let's get to bed early so
we'll be ready for tomorrow.
[00:59] Tsukasa
We're not gonna win tomorrow
without a strategy gui—
[01:02] Nasa
That was fast! She's already out!
[01:05] Nasa
She's really looking forward to it, huh?
[01:07] Nasa
I'm actually getting nervous about
how high her anticipation is.
[01:12] Nasa
I'm counting on you, Dream Kingdom!
[01:13] Nasa
You somehow have to surpass my
wife's overflowing hype levels!
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Episode 3 Before the Fireworks Go Out
[02:53] Nasa
But the skies were clear
when we left the house...
[02:56] Nasa
I-I guess it started raining, Tsukasa-chan.
[02:59] Tsukasa
Sure did!
[03:00] Tsukasa
Since we don't have time to buy
umbrellas, let's rush to the entrance!
[03:05] Tsukasa
Come on! It's almost opening time!
We better get going!
[03:10] Cast Member
Okay, folks, have a good time!
SIGN Muffy Ride On
[03:15] Tsukasa
Wow!
[03:17] Tsukasa
So this is what it's like...
[03:19] Tsukasa
There's cute stuff every way you turn!
[03:22] Tsukasa
How do you even know where to start?
[03:24] Nasa
Let's start with getting passes
for the most popular attractions,
[03:28] Nasa
and then see what we'll be able
to ride in the meantime.
[03:31] Tsukasa
Those are the priority passes, right?
[03:34] Tsukasa
We'll definitely need those!
[03:36] Tsukasa
Let's get to it!
[03:37] Nasa
But first...
[03:43] Tsukasa
Of course! Raincoats!
[03:45] Tsukasa
These are gonna come in handy!
[03:48] Nasa
I only bought them so we'd keep dry, but...
[03:50] Nasa
My wife is super cute in a raincoat!
[03:57] Nasa
I guess rain can be nice sometimes!
[04:01] Chitose
I keep asking, but...
[04:03] Chitose
Why did we have to come here in the rain?
[04:06] Charlotte
Now, now. I'm pretty sure we're gonna
get a glimpse of something fun.
[04:14] Chitose
Oh, hell no!
[04:16] Chitose
What are those two doing having a date at
an amusement park, being all lovey-dovey?!
[04:20] Aurora
I mean, they're married.
[04:22] Aurora
A lovey-dovey date at an amusement
park seems par for the course.
[04:26] Aurora
Which is why, today...
[04:28] Aurora
We're here to see how those two
flirt here, at an amusement park,
[04:32] Aurora
for the historical record!
[04:34] Chitose
How is that historically significant?!
[04:36] Charlotte
But first...
[04:38] Charlotte
I got our passes, so let's head to
Big Thunder Fujiyama right now!
[04:42] Aurora
Well-played, Charlotte!
[04:44] Chitose
I thought we were following them?
[04:46] Aurora
Yeah, but don't you wanna
hit the rides first?
[04:56] Tsukasa
I wanna check that out!
[04:58] Nasa
What?
SIGN Kerenagure Mansion
[05:00] Nasa
Oh, Kerenagure Mansion.
[05:02] Nasa
Okay, let's check it out.
[05:11] Tsukasa
The atmosphere in here is really something.
[05:13] Nasa
Sure is.
[05:17] Tsukasa
Look, darling! Get a load of that thing!
[05:19] Nasa
It's pretty impressive.
[05:21] Nasa
I see. This kind of detailed production
[05:25] Nasa
must be pretty striking
when it's your first time.
[05:28] Tsukasa
Looks like we get in these!
[05:31] Nasa
Still, this attraction's
been around for a long time.
[05:35] Nasa
I'm not sure if it'll really
impress Tsukasa-chan.
[05:39] Nasa
I'm counting on you, Dream Kingdom!
Show off your potential!
[05:49] Nasa
Look at that!
[05:51] Nasa
Seems like a good reaction!
[05:54] Nasa
How'd you like your first
visit to that attraction?
[05:58] Nasa
Looks like you enjoyed it. I'm glad.
[06:01] Tsukasa
This place really is amazing!
[06:03] Tsukasa
We've got to make sure
to clear the entire park!
[06:05] Nasa
Okay, then, next is...
[06:08] Nasa
This one! Space Sagittarius Tours!
[06:10] Tsukasa
Oh, the one based on the
popular movie series?
[06:17] Tsukasa
Wow, they did a good job of
reproducing the look of the films.
[06:22] Nasa
You can tell?
[06:23] Tsukasa
There's the android from Episode III.
[06:26] Tsukasa
That's the space ship from Episode V.
[06:30] Nasa
You really know a lot about this stuff, huh?
[06:34] Tsukasa
It's common knowledge, dear.
[06:44] Nasa
This really is cool!
[06:46] Nasa
Keep it up, Dream Kingdom!
[06:48] Nasa
I bet Tsukasa-chan is loving this!
[06:54] Nasa
That was really amazing, huh, Tsukasa-chan?
[06:57] Nasa
Huh? What's wrong?
[06:59] Tsukasa
Darling...
[07:01] Tsukasa
I wanna go on that one again.
[07:04] Tsukasa
But if we do, it'll eat into our
time for riding other stuff...
[07:10] Naoko
The crowd's light today because of the rain.
[07:12] Naoko
You'll get a chance again later.
[07:16] Nasa
Yanagi-sensei! What brings you here?
[07:19] Naoko
Oh, come on. Everyone goes to theme parks.
[07:22] Naoko
I took a cue from you two and
decided I could use a break.
[07:27] Nasa
I see! So, are you here with your boyfriend?
[07:31] Naoko
Well... no...
[07:33] Naoko
I'm actually with here with
another teacher from work.
[07:37] Naoko
I've never gone to one of
these places with a boyfriend.
[07:40] Naoko
In fact, I've never had a boyfriend.
[07:43] Nasa
I'm really sorry.
[07:45] Naoko
Oh, but the coworker who
came with me is a man!
[07:49] Naoko
So maybe, from a distance,
we look like we're together?
[07:52] Nasa
I-I bet you do! You're bound
to look like a couple!
[07:55] Tsukasa
Where is the other teacher
you came with, though?
[07:58] Naoko
I think he's getting a pass for one
of the more popular attractions.
[08:04] Naoko
This is actually my first time here,
and I don't really get how it works.
[08:09] Naoko
He said he won the tickets
to the park, too, I think.
[08:16] Tsukasa
Would you really invite a coworker
[08:18] Tsukasa
you're not interested in with tickets
you just happened to win?
[08:21] Tsukasa
No! The answer is no, I say!
[08:23] Tsukasa
The idea that he was able to stumble
into tickets so conveniently
[08:26] Tsukasa
is already out of the question!
[08:28] Naoko
But considering how nice this place is,
[08:31] Naoko
I bet it'd be wonderful
to come here on a date.
[08:35] Tsukasa
Is that a possibility with
this coworker of yours?
[08:40] Naoko
Oh, no way! I'm so boring,
[08:44] Naoko
there's no way he'd be interested!
[08:47] Naoko
His name is Taniguchi-sensei,
[08:50] Naoko
and he's pretty sweet,
always inviting me to movies and such,
[08:53] Naoko
because he knows I don't get out much.
[08:56] Tsukasa
A rom-com! This situation is
directly out of a rom-com!
[09:00] Tsukasa
Taniguchi-sensei is the protagonist,
and Yanagi-sensei the love interest!
[09:04] Tsukasa
It's a romantic comedy about
the efforts of Taniguchi-sensei
[09:08] Tsukasa
to romance the super-oblivious Yanagi-sensei!
[09:11] Tsukasa
Which means we need to get out of here fast!
[09:14] Tsukasa
If Taniguchi-sensei comes back,
the date he arranged at a theme park
[09:18] Tsukasa
could end up falling apart due to
the appearance of acquaintances!
[09:22] Tsukasa
It's clear to me what needs to be done.
[09:26] Tsukasa
Evacuate! We clear out at full speed,
with no regard for manners or shame!
[09:30] Tsukasa
Oh, darling! Isn't it time for
that ride we got a pass for?
[09:34] Nasa
Huh? No, not ye—
[09:36] Tsukasa
But we better line up right away,
before the seats are all full!
[09:39] Tsukasa
Gotta hurry!
[09:41] Tsukasa
Well, Sensei, we'll see you around!
[09:44] Naoko
Okay! Let's all have a good time!
[09:48] Tsukasa
That was a really close one, darling.
[09:51] Tsukasa
We almost ended up torpedoing
Taniguchi-sensei's plan.
[09:56] Nasa
Wait, what do you mean?
[09:58] Tsukasa
I mean that he probably
didn't win those tickets!
[10:03] Nasa
Wh-Wh-Wh-What makes you say that?
[10:05] Tsukasa
He had to act like he did in
order to invite Yanagi-sensei.
[10:09] Tsukasa
As smart as you are, darling, you're really
clueless about this sort of thing.
[10:15] Tsukasa
There's only one reason a guy would
ask a girl to an amusement park.
[10:20] Tsukasa
I'm saying Taniguchi-sensei
likes Yanagi-sensei.
[10:26] Nasa
Really?!
[10:27] Tsukasa
That's right! And having acquaintances around
would put a damper on a romantic mood, right?
[10:31] Nasa
Oh, yeah...
[10:33] Nasa
But from the way Yanagi-sensei
was talking about it,
[10:36] Nasa
I don't think she has any clue at all.
[10:39] Tsukasa
I don't think she does.
Which is why I'm betting...
[10:43] Tsukasa
Taniguchi-sensei is playing for keeps.
[10:46] Tsukasa
It's a do-or-die challenge,
like entering the World Cup.
[10:50] Tsukasa
But putting that aside,
[10:52] Tsukasa
we should head to our next attraction.
[10:55] Nasa
Sure.
[10:59] Nasa
This one is next!
[11:00] Tsukasa
How do I even describe this?
[11:02] Tsukasa
They really went for it with this one!
[11:03] Nasa
Yeah. They're definitely not being shy.
[11:07] Nasa
Hey, Tsukasa-chan, there's Yanagi-sensei.
[11:11] Nasa
Looking at them like this, I bet
anyone could tell he's interested.
[11:14] Tsukasa
It's basically written all over his face.
[11:17] Tsukasa
He made the right move inviting her,
[11:19] Tsukasa
but unless he earns enough
points with this outing,
[11:22] Tsukasa
she's just gonna think he's a "nice guy."
[11:26] Nasa
Now, what's his play?
[11:27] Tsukasa
How will Taniguchi make his approach?
[11:33] Nasa
And he reaches out!
[11:34] Tsukasa
Can Taniguchi pull this off?!
[11:41] Nasa
No goal!
[11:42] Tsukasa
He's really feeling that
indecision right now!
[11:47] Nasa
Th-This is a pretty tense conflict.
[11:51] Tsukasa
It's really frustrating, actually!
[11:53] Tsukasa
There's no way he'll be able to earn points
from Yanagi-sensei if he's being so timid!
[11:59] Nasa
You're right about that.
[12:00] Nasa
He might have a fatal mental weakness.
[12:04] Nasa
And Yanagi-sensei does seem kind
of dense about this sort of thing.
[12:08] Tsukasa
I guess she's the same type as you, darling.
[12:11] Nasa
Aw, come on! I think I'm pretty perceptive.
[12:17] Tsukasa
Still, with how dense she is, it might
end up having the reverse effect.
[12:22] Tsukasa
This attraction is a dark,
slightly scarier one...
[12:26] Naoko
Th-This is pretty exciting, huh?
[12:29] Taniguchi
Y-Yeah, I think so.
[12:31] Naoko
Um, Taniguchi-sensei...
[12:33] Naoko
I, um... scare pretty easily, so...
[12:39] Naoko
Is it okay if we hold hands
until the ride's over?
[12:45] Nasa
Goal!
[12:46] Tsukasa
Taniguchi ends up giving up a goal instead!
[12:54] Nasa
That really was one heck of a goal.
[12:57] Tsukasa
She landed it clean, too.
[13:00] Tsukasa
You think he has any chance
of turning this around?
[13:02] Nasa
I'm not really sure.
[13:05] Nasa
But there's still eating out, seeing the
lights, the parade, and the fireworks show.
[13:10] Nasa
So he'll have more chances to rack up points!
[13:13] Tsukasa
Wait, there's all that stuff, too?
That sounds awesome!
[13:28] Tsukasa
Taniguchi-sensei really
isn't getting anywhere.
[13:32] Nasa
If he likes her, he should just tell her.
[13:35] Tsukasa
I'm sure even teachers don't have
the answers when it comes to love.
[13:42] Taniguchi
Should I tell her now? Or is it too early?
[13:46] Taniguchi
Do I need a more romantic atmosphere first?!
[13:49] Taniguchi
Somebody, please, tell me!
[13:52] Naoko
Why did you invite me today, anyway?
[13:56] Taniguchi
Uh, well, er, I...
[13:59] Taniguchi
This is bad! I didn't think she'd
give me an opening like this!
[14:03] Taniguchi
Wait, but maybe it's my chance!
[14:06] Taniguchi
I can use a good old-fashioned,
"Well, obviously because I like you, Sensei!"
[14:11] Taniguchi
Okay!
[14:12] Taniguchi
W-Well, it's because...
[14:14] Girl
Hey, why did you invite me today?
[14:16] Guy
W-Well... the reason is...
[14:19] Guy
Because I like you, obviously!
[14:22] Taniguchi
What are you doing, kid?! In front
of all these people?! Seriously?!
[14:25] Girl
Oh, I'm so glad! Then you want to go out?
[14:27] Guy
Yeah, of course!
[14:28] Taniguchi
You stupid, crazy idiot!
[14:30] Taniguchi
Don't you realize there are tons of
people in your situation in this park?!
[14:35] Taniguchi
And Yanagi-sensei is paying close attention!
[14:37] Girl
Wait, so that stuff about winning
the tickets wasn't true, was it?
[14:41] Taniguchi
Please! Please stop, I'm begging you!
[14:44] Taniguchi
You're ruining my plan!
[14:46] Guy
Well, yeah, of course!
[14:48] Guy
I said that because I wanted
to invite you on a date.
[14:51] Taniguchi
And I am done.
[14:54] Yanagi
Did you hear all that, Taniguchi-sensei?
[14:56] Taniguchi
Y-Yeah.
[14:58] Taniguchi
I guess not many people actually
win tickets like you did, huh?
[15:05] Taniguchi
Thank... goodness?
[15:06] Taniguchi
I guess she didn't catch on!
[15:09] Taniguchi
Wait, if she didn't figure
it out after all that...
[15:12] Taniguchi
It means she has absolutely no
romantic interest in me, right?
[15:15] Taniguchi
That seems like despairingly bad odds.
[15:18] Taniguchi
How do I even broach the
subject of romance now?
[15:23] Naoko
Oh, look, Taniguchi-sensei.
[15:25] Naoko
What's that crowd in
front of the clock tower?
[15:31] Taniguchi
Oh, I think it's a wedding.
[15:34] Naoko
A w-wedding?
[15:36] Naoko
People get married at theme parks?
[15:39] Taniguchi
They do. It costs a whole
lot of money, though.
[15:43] Naoko
But it's pouring today...
And her dress is soaked.
[15:48] Taniguchi
Yeah, but it's not like they can call it off.
[15:53] Taniguchi
I bet they were hoping for better weather.
[15:55] Taniguchi
They're starting their new life together.
[15:58] Taniguchi
Still, he's doing better than I am right now.
[16:02] Taniguchi
They look happy.
[16:05] Taniguchi
I mean, look at them.
[16:07] Taniguchi
They just got married, and they've
already been put through a test like this,
[16:12] Taniguchi
but see how they're smiling?
[16:15] Taniguchi
A couple that can get through
something like this while smiling
[16:18] Taniguchi
is probably going to be okay,
no matter what happens.
[16:22] Taniguchi
Meanwhile, here I am,
not even at the starting line.
[16:25] Taniguchi
No! I can't give up yet!
[16:28] Taniguchi
I need to try to reach Yanagi-sensei!
[16:30] Taniguchi
S-Since it's almost time for lunch,
[16:34] Taniguchi
why don't we head into
one of the restaurants?
[16:38] Naoko
Sure, I'd love to!
[16:43] Tsukasa
What are we getting on next?
[16:45] Nasa
Why don't we grab lunch first?
[16:48] Tsukasa
Good point. Hunger can be a
detriment to fun, after all.
[16:52] Nasa
Yep.
[16:58] Aurora
The sweets hunt and jungle
picnic were both great!
[17:03] Charlotte
Aren't theme parks just
the best, Chitose-chan?
[17:06] Chitose
Yeah!
[17:08] Chitose
Oh, I forgot!
[17:10] Aurora
It looks like they were flirting just fine,
even if we weren't around to see it all.
[17:17] Chitose
After them!
[17:18] Charlotte
Hang on, Chitose-chan!
[17:21] Tsukasa
Oh, wow, a buffet!
[17:25] Nasa
Grab anything you'd like.
[17:28] Tsukasa
Since we're here, how about a game, darling?
[17:32] Nasa
A game?
[17:32] Tsukasa
Yeah. Instead of picking out your own food,
[17:35] Tsukasa
we pick out the food we think the
other will like, and then exchange.
[17:40] Nasa
I get it! That does sound like fun.
[17:42] Tsukasa
I know exactly what foods you like, after all.
[17:46] Nasa
I'm not gonna lose, though!
[17:48] Aurora
Even at the buffet...
[17:50] Charlotte
There's a whole spectrum
of flirting out there, huh?
[17:53] Aurora
That does seem like fun, though.
Let's go in and try it ourselves!
[17:57] Charlotte
I'm in!
[17:59] Chitose
They're bound to notice us if we do!
[18:01] Chitose
And then they'll get super mad!
[18:05] Aurora
Not a problem! Now we've
got the perfect disguises.
[18:08] Charlotte
Not at all suspicious, right?
[18:10] Chitose
I don't think I've seen anything
more suspicious, you dummy!
[18:12] Aurora
Aw, don't sweat it.
[18:13] Charlotte
Put this on, Chitose-chan!
[18:16] Chitose
Hey!
[18:16] Chitose
How am I supposed to eat in this thing?!
[18:21] Aurora
What kind of fool gets curry at a buffet?
[18:25] Charlotte
Fried shrimp, huh?
[18:28] Aurora
Okay, that is way too much sausage!
[18:31] Charlotte
Oh, no, he put the cakes
next to the curry...
[18:37] Aurora
Oh, man, she's gonna be so mad.
[18:40] Charlotte
Definitely.
[18:42] Chitose
Serves him right! Not that I can see.
[18:46] Tsukasa
How'd it go, darling?
[18:49] Tsukasa
What's wrong, darling?
[18:51] Nasa
Um, well, I, er...
[18:54] Nasa
I think I'm gonna take another look!
[18:57] Tsukasa
It's okay. I won't get mad,
no matter what you picked.
[19:01] Nasa
Y-Yeah, but...
[19:03] Tsukasa
Even if the cakes are
brushing against the curry,
[19:06] Tsukasa
and the plating is total chaos,
I'll still enjoy it.
[19:09] Nasa
How did you know?!
[19:11] Tsukasa
Like I said, I know exactly
what you're like, darling.
[19:15] Aurora
I see! Yet another way of flirting, then!
[19:19] Charlotte
This is so educational!
[19:20] Chitose
It is not!
[19:29] Muffy
Hi! I'm Muffy!
[19:32] Little Girl
Yay! I love Muffy!
[19:32] Tsukasa
You can hug him and get a picture of it?!
[19:34] Nasa
Yeah, you sure can!
[19:38] Aurora
I bet he wants to hug her instead.
[19:41] Charlotte
I bet he wants to do a lot more than that.
[19:44] Chitose
Quit being pervs at the theme park!
[19:48] Tsukasa
Muffy!
[19:49] Muffy
Thanks for coming today! Ha-ha!
[19:52] Tsukasa
Wow! You're even fluffier than I imagined!
[19:55] Muffy
I'm the fluffiest fella in the world! Ha-ha!
[19:59] Tsukasa
So cute!
[20:02] Nasa
Let's take a picture to remember this! Ha-ha!
[20:05] Nasa
Seeing Tsukasa-chan so excited...
[20:07] Nasa
It's a side of her I don't
usually see. That's so cute.
[20:11] Nasa
I'm glad we came here.
[20:13] Aurora
I guess Tsukasa-san likes
stuff like that, too.
[20:17] Charlotte
It is cute, after all.
[20:19] Charlotte
Do you wanna take a picture
too, Chitose-chan?
[20:24] Chitose
Y-Yeah.
[20:27] Chitose
So fluffy!
[20:29] Chitose
So cute!
[20:31] Aurora
Must be rough being a tsundere.
[20:33] Charlotte
Right?
[20:35] Tsukasa
The sky has completely cleared up.
[20:37] Nasa
The parade and fireworks come next.
[20:40] Tsukasa
Really? That sounds great!
[20:43] Nasa
There's Yanagi-sensei and Taniguchi-sensei!
[20:46] Tsukasa
The vibe seems different now.
[20:48] Tsukasa
Who knows...
[20:50] Tsukasa
Maybe the magic is working on them!
[20:53] Nasa
Do you think Taniguchi-sensei
told her how he feels?
SIGN ° Not yet.
SIGN He's being a huge wimp.
[20:59] Taniguchi
Things should be going in
a positive direction.
[21:01] Taniguchi
And after today's events,
I'm sure about something!
[21:04] Taniguchi
I really like her!
[21:06] Taniguchi
I don't want to let anyone
else have Yanagi-sensei!
[21:08] Taniguchi
Which is why I need to tell her how
I feel, so we can start dating!
[21:15] Naoko
Thanks for inviting me out
today, Taniguchi-sensei.
[21:19] Taniguchi
Oh, r-right.
[21:20] Naoko
I had a lot of fun with you!
[21:25] Taniguchi
I love her!
[21:34] Naoko
It's so beautiful.
[21:39] Taniguchi
Yanagi-sensei...
[21:41] Taniguchi
I had a great time today with you, too.
[21:46] Naoko
Really?
[21:48] Naoko
You wanna get married, then?
[21:51] Taniguchi
What... did you just say?
[21:54] Naoko
Well, I mean...
[21:59] Naoko
Er, sorry! I know that was sudden!
[22:01] Naoko
It's just, y'know...
[22:03] Naoko
Um, well...
[22:05] Naoko
I felt really comfortable today.
[22:08] Naoko
Like being with you all the time
makes sense, or makes me feel at ease...
[22:13] Naoko
So I was thinking, with someone like that...
[22:16] Naoko
Life would be really nice.
[22:29] Taniguchi
I feel the same way.
[22:35] Taniguchi
I like you, Yanagi-sensei.
[22:43] Tsukasa
Now that's magical.
[22:51] Aurora
Things are looking good, huh?
[22:53] Charlotte
Really! They get along so well.
[22:57] Chitose
We're going home.
[22:58] Charlotte
You don't want to say hi?
[23:01] Chitose
We had our fun already.
[23:03] Chitose
I don't see the need for anything else.
[23:07] Aurora
I guess even a professional wet blanket
knows when to respect the mood.
[23:10] Chitose
What did you just call me?!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Kaname
I think Japanese people need to
be more casual about kissing!
[23:28] Nasa
Well, it's a pretty subjective issue...
[23:30] Kaname
Good morning kisses! Goodbye kisses!
[23:32] Kaname
Kisses for a job well done! And...
[23:34] Kaname
"Sorry, I really want to finish this quest
today, so go to bed before me" kisses!
[23:38] Nasa
Now that's a practical one!
E4 - Spots to Kiss
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[00:00] Nasa
My name is Yuzaki Nasa.
[00:03] Nasa
My wife's name is Tsukasa.
[00:05] Nasa
On a night when the moon was shining bright,
[00:07] Nasa
a certain girl saved my life.
[00:10] Nasa
And that really cute girl would one day be
the wife with whom I would share a future!
[00:16] Nasa
I fell in love at first sight, and proposed
to her the same day we met.
[00:20] Nasa
And trusting how earnest I seemed
to be, she one day returned to me.
[00:26] Nasa
This is the story of a couple
who had a strange first meeting,
[00:29] Nasa
and ended up together with an
irreplaceable bond between them.
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Episode 4 Spots to Kiss
[02:06] Tsukasa
My husband is a man you can rely on.
[02:09] Tsukasa
He's not physically imposing,
nor all that strong.
[02:13] Tsukasa
And yet...
[02:15] Kaname
Senpai!
[02:18] Nasa
What's wrong?
[02:19] Kaname
I was hoping you could help me.
[02:21] Kaname
You think you can fix this thing?
[02:25] Nasa
A vacuum, huh?
[02:27] Kaname
It suddenly won't turn on anymore.
[02:31] Nasa
As long as it's not critically damaged,
I should be able to.
[02:37] Kaname
What exactly would count as
"critical damage," anyway?
[02:40] Nasa
Well, if the LSI or any integrated
circuits are broken,
[02:43] Nasa
the odds of fixing it are pretty bad.
[02:47] Nasa
But that stuff usually doesn't break.
[02:50] Kaname
I see...
[02:52] Nasa
I'd say 80-90% of the time, it's a
problem with the electrical systems.
[02:55] Nasa
Usually either some soldering came
loose or a cord's been broken...
[02:59] Nasa
Maybe even some parts rusting. Most of
the time, it's something like that.
[03:04] Tsukasa
Here you go.
[03:05] Kaname
Oh, thank you.
[03:09] Nasa
This means the solder point here is loose...
[03:13] Nasa
So we fill it in a little.
[03:20] Nasa
There you go. It's working.
[03:24] Kaname
You're such a big help, Senpai!
[03:28] Nasa
I'm just glad I could get it working.
[03:30] Aya
I have a request for the
ever-helpful Nasa-kun!
[03:34] Nasa
Aya-san?
[03:35] Kaname
What do you want?
[03:37] Aya
I'll have you know I'm in a bit of a pinch!
More than a bit! A huge pinch, in fact!
[03:42] Aya
I've got finals coming up
at the end of the month!
[03:47] Aya
What was that sigh for?! How do you
already know where this is going?!
[03:51] Aya
However, as you have guessed,
I haven't studied at all!
[03:54] Aya
My attendance is pretty bad, too, so Aya's
in a real "fail the year" kinda pinch!
[03:58] Aya
I can't afford a failing grade! I'll fail the year!
[04:02] Aya
This may be Aya's biggest
and most painful pinch yet!
[04:05] Kaname
You get what you deserve.
[04:06] Aya
From what I was able to figure out,
[04:08] Aya
the trend for getting grades up
[04:09] Aya
is asking a smart friend instead of
going to cram school or getting a tutor!
[04:13] Aya
That's how it works in
both Magazine and Jump!
[04:16] Aya
So teach me, Nasa-kun!
[04:18] Nasa
Uh, I only graduated middle school.
[04:21] Nasa
Teaching a high school student
when I never went to high school is—
[04:24] Aya
But you're smart!
[04:26] Aya
So I'm sure you can teach real good!
[04:30] Nasa
Can I, though?
[04:32] Tsukasa
Why not take a look at her
books to get a better idea?
[04:36] Nasa
Can you show them to me?
[04:38] Aya
Yay!
[04:40] Sign
Math III
[04:41] Nasa
I dunno, though...
I mean, high school material...
[04:47] Aya
Nasa-kun...
[04:48] Aya
You just thought, "Wait, how can she not
understand such simple material?" Didn't you?
[04:54] Nasa
I... wouldn't go that far.
[04:57] Aya
But you did think it was easy, didn't you?
[04:59] Nasa
If this is as hard as it gets... yeah.
[05:02] Aya
Th-Then can you teach me?
[05:04] Nasa
Well... I don't really know
where you're at right now,
[05:08] Nasa
so could you show me some of your quizzes?
[05:10] Aya
Okay!
[05:14] Nasa
Th-This is really... something.
[05:16] Aya
Tee-hee!
[05:17] Kaname
Don't you "tee-hee" us.
[05:19] Aya
But studying is so...
[05:21] Kaname
Yeah, yeah...
[05:22] Nasa
Okay.
[05:23] Nasa
I'm going to put together a series
of once-daily worksheets for you.
[05:27] Nasa
Can you promise to work on them
until you've got them memorized?
[05:30] Aya
Will that be enough?
[05:32] Nasa
Yep. That's all you have to do.
[05:34] Nasa
We'll start tomorrow, so could
you bring all your books in?
[05:38] Aya
Okay!
[05:40] Tsukasa
Are you sure about this?
[05:41] Nasa
It should be fine. Especially if the
goal is just to not fail on her finals.
[05:45] Nasa
I've got a knack for predicting
the questions on exams.
[05:50] Nasa
If you look at the statistics for past tests
and imagine the mindset of the test writers,
[05:54] Nasa
you can pretty easily stay
one step ahead of them.
[05:57] Nasa
It's utilizing this ability to its full extent
[06:00] Nasa
that got me ranked #1 in the nation!
[06:03] Tsukasa
I was asking about the work that
he'd have to sink into this, actually.
[06:10] Tsukasa
But my darling doesn't even
consider that kind of thing.
[06:14] Tsukasa
When people say someone is reliable,
[06:16] Tsukasa
they probably mean people who
don't expect anything in return.
[06:20] Nasa
So that means...
[06:21] Nasa
The answer should be three.
[06:24] Aya
This is so hard...
[06:26] Nasa
I'll explain again from the beginning, then.
[06:29] Nasa
Honestly, Nasa-kun, how can you even
memorize these long chains of weird codes?
[06:36] Nasa
They're not weird chains.
[06:39] Nasa
Each one of these formulas represents
[06:41] Nasa
the history of mathematicians,
who were all seeking answers.
[06:47] Nasa
For example, calculus is the
result of work Newton did
[06:51] Nasa
prior to his discovery of gravity
by applying Kepler's laws.
[06:55] Nasa
Then there's the relationship
between energy and mass,
[06:57] Nasa
which Einstein expressed as E = mc²,
[07:00] Nasa
something he came up with after
studying light for over a decade.
[07:04] Nasa
These formulas are the results of
decades, centuries, even millennia
[07:09] Nasa
of humanity's knowledge.
They're fragments of wisdom.
[07:13] Nasa
The fact that we only have to memorize them
is thanks to the work of our predecessors.
[07:17] Nasa
Wouldn't you feel bad if you got it wrong?
[07:21] Aya
I-I think I'll keep at it a bit longer.
[07:24] Nasa
That's the spirit! So, like I said,
from the top again...
[07:28] Tsukasa
My husband is a lovely man.
[07:32] Tsukasa
He's capable of doing so much on his own,
[07:34] Tsukasa
but he never thinks those things are
the sole result of just his efforts.
[07:38] Tsukasa
He has gratitude and respect
for those who came before him.
[07:41] Tsukasa
That's really cool of him.
[07:47] Nasa
My wife is really kind.
[07:50] Nasa
She pays a lot of attention to other
people, and is considerate of them.
[07:55] Tsukasa
Darling?
[07:57] Nasa
What's up?
[07:58] Tsukasa
Is this another worksheet for Aya-san?
[08:00] Nasa
Nope. I made all of those already.
[08:03] Nasa
The rest will depend on how hard she tries.
[08:06] Nasa
What I'm doing now is a putting together
an HR system for a senpai of mine.
[08:11] Nasa
They're going independent and
getting into the VTuber business!
[08:15] Nasa
You're interested in that stuff, aren't you?
[08:17] Tsukasa
I'd say so, but...
[08:19] Tsukasa
Darling, you've been sitting
like that this whole time.
[08:23] Nasa
That is true, yeah.
[08:24] Tsukasa
And yet you're still banging on that keyboard
[08:27] Tsukasa
without ever taking a break.
[08:29] Tsukasa
Doesn't it wear you out?
[08:31] Nasa
I guess my shoulders and back do kinda hurt.
[08:37] Tsukasa
Darling. I need you to stop working for a sec.
[08:41] Nasa
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[08:43] Tsukasa
Yeah, you are definitely stiff as a rock.
[08:47] Nasa
What?! What was that?!
[08:49] Tsukasa
You're going to end up
hurting yourself someday.
[08:52] Tsukasa
And that being the case, darling, take off
your hoodie and lie down right here.
[08:58] Tsukasa
I'm gonna give you a massage.
[09:00] Nasa
Aw, that's fine! I'd feel
guilty for troubling you!
[09:03] Tsukasa
Less quibbling and more laying down!
[09:06] Tsukasa
Don't worry about it so much.
We're married, remember?
[09:15] Nasa
I don't think I've ever gotten
a massage like this before.
[09:20] Tsukasa
Really? Well, good for you.
That means I'm your first.
[09:25] Tsukasa
Okay, I'm starting.
[09:27] Nasa
I can't see Tsukasa-chan behind me, but...
[09:31] Nasa
Her slender fingers are
rubbing my body so forcefully.
[09:35] Nasa
This is a lot more exciting than I expected!
[09:38] Tsukasa
How's that?
[09:39] Nasa
It feels really good.
[09:43] Tsukasa
This is kind of an awkward position.
[09:48] Nasa
O-Oh, my!
[09:49] Tsukasa
Don't move now, darling.
[09:54] Tsukasa
You are very stiff, sir.
[09:56] Tsukasa
You should really be a little
more health-conscious!
[10:00] Nasa
I-I'll try.
[10:05] Nasa
Gotta admit, I had no idea
massages could feel this good.
[10:09] Nasa
Something about having Tsukasa-chan
touch me all over like this...
[10:14] Nasa
I wanna give her a massage!
[10:17] Nasa
Wait, no, I don't mean anything dirty by that!
[10:20] Nasa
It's just, I'd feel bad if
I didn't return the favor...
[10:24] Tsukasa
Okay, let's finish off with a hand massage.
[10:28] Tsukasa
Turn around for me.
[10:38] Nasa
This is kind of embarrassing.
[10:42] Tsukasa
Is it?
[10:46] Tsukasa
There, and now...
[10:49] Tsukasa
All done.
[10:52] Tsukasa
How's that? Feeling a little better?
[10:55] Nasa
Y-Yeah. And I was wondering...
[10:58] Nasa
I want to give you a massage, too.
[11:02] Nasa
I want you to feel good, too!
[11:06] Tsukasa
I appreciate the thought, but...
[11:08] Tsukasa
I tend to heal fast and never get sick,
[11:12] Tsukasa
so I don't get too stiff.
[11:15] Tsukasa
H-Hang on, don't be so
obviously disappointed!
[11:18] Tsukasa
Okay, then...
[11:21] Tsukasa
Maybe a shoulder rub would be good?
[11:25] Nasa
Thank you!
[11:26] Nasa
I'm gonna try real hard to
make you feel good, okay?!
[11:30] Tsukasa
Okay. But mind your phrasing, please.
[11:36] Nasa
When my wife pulls her hair back
and shows the nape of her neck...
[11:40] Nasa
It's like... peak housewife stuff.
[11:43] Nasa
Okay... here I go.
[11:45] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah...
[11:47] Nasa
I'm really gonna do it, okay?
[11:48] Tsukasa
Yeah, I get it! Just come on!
[11:56] Nasa
I've never touched her
shoulders like this before.
[11:59] Nasa
They're so soft, but warm...
[12:02] TSukasa
Darling!
[12:04] Nasa
What's wrong?
[12:06] Tsukasa
I get nervous when people touch me.
[12:10] Tsukasa
So, well...
[12:13] Tsukasa
Be gentle, okay?
[12:17] Nasa
I-I'll try!
[12:22] Nasa
H-How's that?
[12:27] Tsukasa
I didn't think I needed it,
[12:31] Tsukasa
but this does feel really good.
[12:34] Tsukasa
Thank you, darling.
[12:36] Nasa
Sure!
[12:37] Tsukasa
My wife is so cute!
[12:41] Tsukasa
And...
[12:48] Tsukasa
She's just really cute!
[12:53] Kaname
How many times do you and
Tsukassan kiss every day, Senpai?
[12:59] Kaname
I'm asking for nitty-gritty details about
your marriage's physical intimacy, is all.
[13:04] Nasa
Could you not, please?
[13:06] Kaname
See, the thing is,
[13:08] Kaname
I was going down a YouTube rabbit hole,
looking for the sexiest material I could find...
[13:12] Nasa
What on earth made you do
that in the first place?
[13:15] Kaname
And there was this ex-athlete
lady whose channel came up.
[13:19] Kaname
And as for the content there...
[13:22] Kaname
A video from a reality show talked about how
many times she and her husband kissed in a day!
[13:28] Kaname
And wow, it was really something!
[13:29] Kaname
They kiss like nuts, I'm telling you!
All over the place!
[13:32] Kaname
It's real smooch-smooch-smoochie
smooch-smooch-smooching!
[13:34] Nasa
I get it. Please stop now.
[13:36] Kaname
So after I finished it, I got curious...
[13:39] Kaname
How is it for you?
[13:42] Kaname
How many times do the
Yuzakis do it in a day?!
[13:45] Nasa
Could you not wonder that kind of thing?!
[13:48] Kaname
So, for real though, how many times?!
[13:51] Kaname
How many times do you and Tsukassan
get that tongue action going on
[13:54] Kaname
as you slurp on each other's lips?!
[13:57] Nasa
Could you not describe things
as disturbingly as possible?!
[14:00] Kaname
You say that, but I think it's a good thing.
[14:03] Nasa
What is?
[14:04] Kaname
A married couple should get along well.
[14:06] Kaname
And if you get along, isn't it
natural to be more intimate?
[14:11] Kaname
Which is why Kaname-chan
here has a hot tip for you!
[14:16] Kaname
Did you know you could kiss
more places than the lips?
[14:21] Nasa
What exactly do you mean?
[14:22] Kaname
This is something I found while trying to
find the sexiest images I could on Twitter...
[14:28] Nasa
Seriously, what goes through
your head when you do this?
[14:32] Kaname
Apparently the meaning behind a kiss
varies depending on where it lands!
[14:39] Kaname
A kiss on the ear, for instance!
[14:41] Kaname
It's supposed to be seductive.
[14:44] Kaname
A kiss to the throat represents need.
[14:46] Kaname
A kiss on the palm is supplication.
[14:48] Kaname
And a kiss on the shin is a sign of obedience!
[14:53] Kaname
Is that hot or what?!
[14:55] Nasa
Y-Yeah, I guess...
[14:58] Kaname
Which is why I have poured
my heart and soul
[15:01] Kaname
into collating the kiss data
I've collected for you.
[15:03] Kaname
It's yours now,
[15:06] Kaname
so I hope you can enjoy more profound
physical intimacy with your wife!
[15:10] Nasa
C-Come on, I don't need this
weirdly specific kind of help!
[15:14] Kaname
Don't want it, then?
SIGN List •Kiss on the hair Longing •Kiss on the forehead Blessing •Kiss on the cheek Trust •Kiss on the ear Seduction •Kiss on the nose Good Will •Kiss on the lips Attraction •Kiss on the chin Embarrassment •Kiss on the throat Need •Kiss on the wrist Desire •Kiss on the arm Attachment •Kiss on the chest Passion •Kiss on the palm Supplication •Kiss on the fingertips Admiration •Kiss on the waist Binding •Kiss on the shin Obedience
[15:17] Nasa
S-Since you made it, I'll take it...
[15:26] Nasa
So the meaning changes
depending on the location...
[15:30] Tsukasa
Darling.
[15:31] Nasa
Yes?!
[15:32] Tsukasa
I need some vegetables, so I'm
gonna head to the supermarket.
[15:35] Nasa
Oh, in that case, I'll go, too. It's kind of late.
[15:39] Nasa
And I need to cool off...
[15:51] Tsukasa
Since we're out, let's take a detour back.
[15:55] Tsukasa
It's an evening stroll date.
[15:57] Nasa
Sure.
[16:03] Nasa
I don't mind taking walks at night like this.
[16:07] Nasa
When there's a faint breeze,
and we're walking outside...
[16:11] Nasa
When we're walking outside...
[16:14] Nasa
I can catch the faint, sweet smell
coming from Tsukasa-chan's hair!
[16:18] Tsukasa
Darling...
[16:20] Tsukasa
What are you sniffing at?
[16:22] Nasa
W-Well, I just... It's...
[16:26] Nasa
Y-Your hair smells nice, so I was sniffing it.
[16:32] Tsukasa
It's really charming how, despite being smart,
at times you really don't seem that way.
[16:37] Nasa
Was that even a compliment?!
[16:38] Tsukasa
Still...
[16:40] Tsukasa
You could've just asked,
and I'd let you touch it.
[16:45] Nasa
For real?!
[16:46] Tsukasa
W-Well, yeah.
[16:48] Nasa
Th-Then...
[16:50] Nasa
Can I touch your hair?
[16:57] Tsukasa
G-Go ahead.
[16:59] Nasa
O-Okay, then.
[17:06] Nasa
Your hair is really silky, Tsukasa-chan.
[17:08] Tsukasa
Th-Thanks...
[17:12] Tsukasa
A kiss on the ear, for instance!
It's supposed to be seductive.
[17:19] Kaname
A kiss to the throat represents need.
[17:24] Kaname
A kiss on the palm is supplication.
[17:27] Tsukasa
Darling?
[17:29] Nasa
T-Tsukasa-chan!
[17:30] Tsukasa
Wh-Whoa, hang on!
[17:33] Tsukasa
I mean... what if someone
sees us? It'd be embarrassing.
[17:36] Nasa
But it's so dark out. It's probably fine.
[17:39] Tsukasa
No... When you think you can't be seen,
[17:42] Tsukasa
it usually just means you don't
realize you're being seen.
[17:45] Nasa
I see.
[17:47] Nasa
But even so,
[17:48] Nasa
we're being really careful,
so I think it might be fine!
[17:53] Nasa
Also, we're already married! So even if
someone does see, we're in the clear, right?
[17:58] Tsukasa
It's really charming how, despite being smart,
at times you really don't seem that way.
[18:03] Nasa
Again, is that supposed
to be a compliment?!
[18:09] Nasa
What is it?
[18:15] Nasa
It's Yanagi-sensei!
[18:17] Tsukasa
Isn't that the guy from the theme park?
[18:20] Nasa
Yeah. Taniguchi-sensei.
[18:22] Tsukasa
They seem to getting along.
[18:24] Nasa
Sure do.
[18:33] Tsukasa
W-Was that—
[18:34] Nasa
They're already like that?!
[18:36] Tsukasa
Does this mean the confession
actually worked?!
[18:39] Tsukasa
Wh-Wh-What do we do?
[18:41] Nasa
I-I-I'm not sure!
[18:43] Tsukasa
Let's get out of here, fast!
[18:44] Nasa
But we can't move, not now!
[19:05] Nasa
That was such a shock...
[19:09] Tsukasa
Darling?
[19:12] Tsukasa
Kaname gave us these.
[19:15] Tsukasa
She's really generous, the way
she always shares with us.
[19:19] Nasa
Th-That she is...
[19:24] Tsukas
They're good and sweet, aren't they?
[19:28] Nasa
They are!
[19:29] Nasa
According to the data, a kiss
on the eyelid is for yearning...
[19:33] Nasa
And a kiss on the back of
the hand is for affection!
[19:36] Tsukasa
Hey, come to think of it...
[19:37] Tsukasa
She gave me a list of different kiss locations
and their meanings along with the grapes.
SIGN List
•Kiss on the hair Longing
•Kiss on the forehead Blessing
•Kiss on the cheek Trust
•Kiss on the ear Seduction
•Kiss on the nose Good Will
•Kiss on the lips Attraction
•Kiss on the chin Embarrassment
•Kiss on the throat Need
•Kiss on the wrist Desire
[19:45] Nasa
She gave that to you, too?!
[19:47] Tsukasa
Wait, she gave it to you, too?
[19:49] Nasa
That girl, seriously...
[19:51] Tsukasa
It's pretty interesting, though.
[19:53] Tsukasa
People are always thinking about this
kind of thing, no matter the age.
[19:57] Tsukasa
Apparently the cheek is for trust,
and the arm for attachment.
[20:06] Tsukasa
U-Uh, Nasa-kun?
[20:09] Nasa
A kiss on the throat is supposed
to represent need...
[20:12] Tsukasa
Jeez, where did that come from?
[20:16] Tsukasa
In that case, I'll...
[20:22] Tsukasa
A kiss on the ear is supposed
to be for seduction.
[20:30] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, can I see your hand?
[20:35] Tsukasa
Like this?
[20:39] Nasa
A kiss on the wrist shows desire.
[20:43] Nasa
The palm is supplication.
[20:46] Tsukasa
Fingertips are for admiration.
[20:49] Tsukasa
A kiss to the forehead is a blessing.
[20:53] Tsukasa
And on top of the head is longing.
[20:57] Tsukasa
What else was there?
[21:00] Nasa
There's also... the chest... and the stomach.
[21:04] Tsukasa
The chest and the stomach, huh?
[21:07] Nasa
Is it okay if I do it from
on top of your clothes?
[21:11] Nasa
I guess...
[21:13] Nasa
But what's it mean?
[21:18] Nasa
I forget.
[21:31] Kaname
Senpai, do you two ever make out in the park?
[21:35] Kaname
Well, the other night, I saw you go for it,
but then Tsukassan stopped you,
[21:40] Kaname
and instead you sniffed her hair a bunch.
[21:43] Nasa
You saw all that, Kaname-chan?!
[21:45] Kaname
Well, of course I did!
[21:47] Kaname
Everybody did.
[21:49] Nasa
What?!
[21:51] Nasa
I remember thinking we shouldn't
fool around outside anymore.
[21:55] [SONG] Ending sign
Closed for the Day
SIGN Sorry!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Nasa
The relaxing effects of
a hot spring are amazing!
[23:27] Nasa
Even better than music and
aromatherapy, they say!
[23:30] Tsukasa
Getting away from the
city probably helps, too.
[23:32] Nasa
Hot springs really are relaxing.
[23:34] Nasa
But then...
[23:36] Both
Why are we both feeling so nervous instead?
E5 - The Exciting Expert of the Hot Springs
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[00:02] Arisugawa Mom
I'm home!
[00:06] Kaname
Huh? And who were you again?
[00:09] Arisugawa Mom
How awful!
[00:10] Arisugawa Mom
Did you really forget your
mom's face, Kaname-chan?!
[00:13] Kaname
Come to think of it, I remember
there being some mom
[00:15] Kaname
who ditched her daughters
to go hang out overseas.
[00:17] Arisugawa Mom
Your mom was feeling unstable, okay?!
[00:20] Arisugawa Mom
Her husband running off with some
younger woman was a real shock!
[00:23] Arisugawa Mom
So she tends to do crazy stuff
out of the blue sometimes!
[00:25] Arisugawa Mom
Do you understand?!
[00:27] Arisugawa Mom
Please say you do!
[00:30] Kaname
You actually realize it's crazy, huh?
[00:32] Arisugawa Mom
But it's gonna be okay!
[00:34] Arisugawa Mom
Because your mom has come home with
a lovely gift for her daughters!
[00:40] Nasa
A pair of tickets to a hot spring?
[00:42] Kaname
Yep. Seems like my mom won it in a contest.
[00:47] Kaname
But we can't go, so I figured I'd
ask if you and Tsukassan wanted to.
[00:53] Nasa
No, no, we couldn't do that.
[00:55] Nasa
You should go with your family.
[00:57] Nasa
I thought about that,
[01:00] Nasa
but they're only good through June.
[01:03] Nasa
Which means my sister will
be in the middle of finals.
[01:07] Nasa
I've gotta tend to the bathhouse.
And as far as mom goes...
[01:11] Arisugawa Mom
Hot springs remind me of my honeymoon
with my runaway husband.
[01:16] Nasa
Why enter the contest, then?
[01:19] Arisugawa Mom
I dunno!
[01:20] Nasa
I mean, I'm happy to accept them,
[01:23] Nasa
but are you sure?
[01:24] Kaname
Of course I'm sure!
[01:26] Kaname
Besides, you two haven't actually
gone on a honeymoon yet, right?
[01:31] Nasa
Oh, right...
[01:32] Kaname
There you go!
[01:37] Nasa
Kaname-chan said to use
these for our honeymoon.
[01:42] Tsukasa
That's really generous of her.
[01:44] Nasa
Right?
[01:45] Tsukasa
What kind of hot spring is it, anyway?
[01:47] Nasa
It's supposed to be really amazing.
[01:49] Nasa
The rooms come with open-air baths.
[01:56] Nasa
Wh-What should we do?
[01:59] Tsukasa
What do you mean?
[02:00] Nasa
Well... I mean... it'd be just the two of us.
[02:06] Tsukasa
R-Right... I see what you mean.
[02:10] Tsukasa
But... we're married, so...
[02:14] Tsukasa
We might as well go, right?
[02:22] Nasa
Yeah!
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Episode 5 The Exciting Expert of the Hot Springs
[03:54] Kaname
All right, you two have fun!
[03:57] Kaname
I'll take good care of Toast!
[03:59] Kaname
Don't worry about souvenirs!
Just make sure to enjoy yourselves!
[04:04] Nasa
I-It's nice how the weather
has really cleared up.
[04:07] Tsukasa
G-Good point. Even though it's June.
[04:12] Tsukasa
So... how are we making the trip?
[04:14] Nasa
Well... I thought we'd start with the train.
[04:17] Tsukasa
Will we really be able to make
it there without any trouble?
[04:21] Nasa
What do you mean?
[04:22] Tsukasa
Well, remember when we went to Nara before?
[04:26] Nasa
Oh, yeah, I remember.
When Chitose-chan showed up.
[04:30] Tsukasa
Which means we have no idea
when she might pop up,
[04:34] Tsukasa
so we better be careful!
[04:36] Chitose
Wow, a trip to a hot spring? Fancy that.
[04:40] Aurora
Huh...
[04:40] Charlotte
Are we not going after them?
[04:42] Chitose
Of course not.
[04:43] Chitose
I have stuff to do.
Finals are coming up, and I'm busy!
[04:48] Chitose
Besides, I'm not rude enough to crash
a married couple's private time.
[04:52] Aurora
Wow! After all the rude stuff she's
done before! Chitose is growing!
[04:57] Charlotte
I'm so proud of you, Chi-chan!
[04:59] Chitose
Stop making fun of me!
SIGN Hot Spring
[05:04] Nasa
Y'know, this might be my first
time visiting a hot spring.
SIGN This train is a special direct service line to the hot spring in Nagano
SIGN The time now is:
[05:07] Nasa
Have you gone before, Tsukasa-chan?
[05:10] Tsukasa
Oh, good question.
[05:12] Tsukasa
Well, Japanese people have always
had a fondness for hot springs.
[05:15] Tsukasa
Even Yoshimune liked to visit Kusatsu.
[05:18] Tsukasa
I didn't expect the two of us
to visit one together, though.
[05:22] Nasa
Are you feeling nervous?
[05:27] Tsukasa
Wh-Wh-Wh-Why would I feel nervous?
[05:30] Nasa
Well, your face looks a little tight...
[05:33] Tsukasa
I-I-I-I-It's not because
I'm nervous, not at all!
[05:36] Tsukasa
I'm just looking forward to the hot
spring so much that I'm shaking!
[05:40] Nasa
I see! Well, that's a good thing.
[05:42] Tsukasa
Sure is! W-Would you like to eat lunch?
[05:46] Nasa
Oh, sure.
[05:47] Nasa
Even if that's true,
I'm super nervous myself!
[05:56] Tsukasa
Th-This is a huge inn...
[05:59] Nasa
I-It really is massive.
[06:02] Tsukasa
Are we sure this is the right place?
[06:06] Nasa
It should be...
[06:07] Tsukasa
I guess we should go in for now.
[06:14] Tsukasa
W-Wow!
[06:17] Nasa
This is crazy luxurious!
[06:20] Nasa
Are you sure this is the right room?!
[06:22] Staff
Yes, it certainly is.
[06:24] Staff
The open-air bath is part of the room,
but we also have a larger, 24-hour bathhouse,
[06:30] Staff
which you're free to make use of.
[06:33] Nasa
I guess this is the right room after all.
[06:36] Tsukasa
L-Looks like it.
[06:37] Nasa
Well, since we're here,
why don't we hop in the bath?
[06:41] Nasa
N-No, I meant... the big one!
[06:44] Tsukasa
Oh, of course!
[06:49] Tsukasa
So let's spend an hour in the big bath,
and then we'll take a look around town.
[06:55] Nasa
Right. We'll meet up in the
room around 4:00 PM, then.
[06:58] Tsukasa
S-Sure.
[07:00] Nasa
What is it?
[07:02] Tsukasa
W-Well, it's just...
[07:06] Tsukasa
N-Never mind.
[07:09] Tsukasa
At the moment, I can't help but wonder...
[07:11] Tsukasa
How is Nasa-kun so relaxed?!
[07:14] Tsukasa
I'm completely on edge about
visiting a hot spring together.
[07:18] Tsukasa
So how is my darling
maintaining his composure?
[07:22] Tsukasa
Could he be used to it or something?
[07:27] Nasa
I'll see you later, then.
[07:28] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah.
[07:33] Nasa
Well, I guess I'll hit the bath.
[07:45] Nasa
She wasn't kidding when she
said the baths were big!
[07:48] Nasa
Kaname-chan's place isn't bad or anything,
but you can tell the hot spring difference.
[07:53] Nasa
So, here I am, on a hot spring
trip with Tsukasa-chan...
[07:57] Nasa
It doesn't feel real for some reason,
which would explain why I'm not nervous.
[08:02] Nasa
Maybe when a situation is too perfect, you end
up getting a bizarrely peaceful feeling?
[08:08] Nasa
My head's empty. Completely empty.
[08:11] Nasa
Almost so quiet that it scares me.
[08:15] Nasa
Is this that "water still as
a mirror" mental state?!
[08:17] Nasa
Aw, no! I'm on a hot springs trip with my wife!
This is no time to reach enlightenment!
[08:23] Nasa
It's like a second attempt at a honeymoon!
[08:25] Nasa
Which means I need to do everything
I can to make it a memorable one!
[08:31] Nasa
I've got 50 minutes until
Tsukasa-chan gets out of the bath!
[08:33] Nasa
I'll research everything I can
about Kusatsu in the meantime,
[08:36] Nasa
and make sure to provide the best
escort around town possible!
[08:38] Nasa
And with that settled...
[08:39] Nasa
Hey, Jiri!
[08:41] Jiri
How can I help you?
[08:45] Nasa
All right, all right, I think
I've got the broad outline.
[08:48] Nasa
First thing that comes to mind with Kusatsu
is the Yubatake, with all the hot springs.
[08:52] Nasa
Next is yumomi, the water-turning
process. It's crucial.
[08:56] Nasa
There's also getting onsen dumplings,
[08:59] Nasa
tempura maitake mushrooms,
and soba noodles.
[09:01] Nasa
And Kusatsu-style mochi
makes a good souvenir.
[09:03] Nasa
If I can cover all these bases,
this trip will be Kusatsu as heck!
[09:07] Nasa
With that settled,
it's time to get my research on!
[09:10] Nasa
I've got 40 minutes left! First, I'll scope
out the locations on the grounds of the inn!
[09:17] Tokiko
Sorry, could you help me?
[09:19] Tokiko
Do you know where the front desk is?
[09:23] Tokiko
This place is so huge, I'm a bit lost...
[09:26] Nasa
Oh... I just got here myself,
so I'm not really sure.
[09:29] Tsukiko
This place is downright massive. It's hard for
an old timer to get the lay of the the land.
[09:35] Tsukiko
I wish my husband was here, but he
passed away so much sooner than me.
[09:42] Tsukiko
Kusatsu meant so much to us, but now that
I'm here alone, I have no idea what to do.
[09:47] Nasa
Then...
[09:49] Nasa
In that case, I can show you the way!
[09:51] Tsukiko
Really? Oh, I don't know what to say!
[09:54] Nasa
It'll be okay! I still have 30 minutes!
[09:57] Nasa
Once I get her to the front desk,
I'll head straight to the Yubatake!
SIGN Ladies
[10:23] Aya
I think young people
should have more freedom.
[10:27] Kaname
Got tired of studying for the finals, huh?
[10:30] Aya
That's right! I'm totally worn out!
I wanted to go to the hot spring, too!
[10:34] Aya
I wanted to take a bath, get in the sauna,
drink some milk, and then sleep!
[10:37] Aya
Sleep as much as possible! Do you get me?!
[10:39] Kaname
Can't say that I don't, but...
[10:42] Kaname
Okay, how about a change of pace, then?
[10:45] Aya
What do you mean?
[10:47] Kaname
Well, it might not be a hot spring,
but this is still a bathhouse,
[10:50] Kaname
and once the customers are gone, you can
use the big baths as much as you want.
[10:57] Aya
That's my Kaname-chan! Thanks!
[11:00] Kaname
Aw, it's not that big a deal.
[11:09] Aya
So...
[11:11] Aya
What exactly am I doing?
[11:13] Kaname
You're going to be helping
me out for a change of pace.
[11:16] Aya
What?! So the way I'm changing things
up is to go from studying to working?
[11:21] Kaname
Damn right.
[11:22] Kaname
It's not like you're studying to get
into Tokyo University or anything, right?
[11:26] Kaname
You just want to avoid a failing grade
[11:28] Kaname
so you don't have to repeat a year.
That's bare-minimum level.
[11:30] Aya
W-Well...
[11:32] Kaname
And if you're so spineless that two or
three days of that has left you wiped out,
[11:36] Kaname
then give up on studying and learn how
to work right now, you get me?! Slacker!
[11:41] Aya
This is sister abuse...
[11:44] Aya
B-But it's so hard!
[11:46] Aya
I usually sleep through class, so I don't
understand any of this stuff! Y'know?!
[11:51] Kaname
It amazes me how you can be totally honest
about how you deserve what you're getting.
[11:55] Aya
I've always been good at coming
up with excuses to slack off!
[11:58] Kaname
Yeah, you suck, all right.
[12:00] Kaname
But hey, it's all right.
[12:03] Kaname
I never thought you'd be able
to fill in for Tsukassan,
[12:07] Kaname
so I called in some help.
[12:09] Chitose
"Called in some help"?
[12:11] Chitose
Why do I have to help you clean
up your bathhouse, exactly?!
[12:15] Kaname
Why? Well, I figured you'd be lonely with
Tsukassan away on her hot spring trip.
[12:21] Chitose
That doesn't add up to me helping
with your family business!
[12:24] Chitose
And what point is there in wearing
a swimsuit to clean a bathhouse?!
[12:28] Chitose
It's not like I can't
clean in regular clothes!
[12:31] Kaname
But I figured we could have some
fun since you're in a swimsuit!
[12:37] Chitose
What's the big idea?!
[12:38] Kaname
Just goofing around for a change of pace!
[12:41] Chitose
I never said anything about needing
a change of pace in the first place!
[12:44] Chitose
Don't just stand there, say something!
[12:49] Kaname
That's the spirit!
[12:50] Kaname
The best part of a bathhouse is seeing
just how much skin will be on display!
[12:53] Aya
Stop it! You're going to take everything off!
[12:57] Chitose
You wanted a change of pace, right?!
Nudity would be different!
[13:01] Aya
Fine! Two can play at that game!
[13:03] Chitose
Stop it!
[13:07] Chitose
Ugh, what is the point of
this cheap sex appeal?!
[13:11] Chitose
What even is going on here?! Couldn't we be
doing something else?! Seriously! Come on!
[13:16] Kaname
Oh, yeah! Now it's a real bathhouse episode!
[13:19] Aya/Chitose
What are you even talking about?!
[13:28] Tsukasa
I have to admit, Yoritomo really hit the
jackpot when he discovered this place.
[13:32] Tsukasa
There's still something about going on a
trip together that's embarrassing somehow,
[13:37] Tsukasa
despite living together.
[13:40] Tsukasa
An open-air bath in our room...
[13:45] Tsukasa
N-No more!
[13:47] Tsukasa
I'll overheat if I keep thinking
about this in a hot bath!
[13:50] Tsukasa
There'll be plenty of time to bathe later,
[13:53] Tsukasa
so I may as well get out a bit
early and head back to the room.
SIGN Reception
SIGN Aizawa Hot Springs
[13:57] Tsukiko
You have been such a sweetheart,
and a huge lifesaver.
[14:01] Nasa
Aw, it's nothing.
[14:03] Nasa
Just 25 minutes left!
Gotta get out of here, fast!
[14:06] Nasa
W-Well, I should get going...
[14:07] Tsukiko
Oh, no. I don't think I know
the way back to my room now.
[14:12] Tsukiko
But I can't keep imposing on you...
[14:17] Nasa
I-It's okay!
[14:20] Nasa
I'll walk you back to your room!
[14:23] Tokiko
You're sure you don't mind?
[14:25] Nasa
O-Of course!
[14:27] Tokiko
I'm sure your wife must be happy,
being married to a dear like you.
[14:33] Nasa
How'd you know I was married?
[14:35] Tokiko
It's the ring, honey.
[14:38] Tokiko
My own husband died early, so I don't have
as many memories with him as I'd like.
[14:46] Tokiko
How are you finding married life?
[14:48] Nasa
W-Well, let me see...
[14:50] Nasa
Every day is full of surprises.
[14:53] Nasa
There's so much to enjoy
and that I don't see coming.
[14:59] Tokiko
You must really love your wife!
[15:02] Nasa
W-Well, that's...
[15:04] Tokiko
Come, now, no need to be embarrassed.
[15:07] Tokiko
Being married is truly special.
[15:11] Tokiko
Nothing like parents, siblings,
friends, or even lovers.
[15:15] Tokiko
You'll understand what I mean in time.
[15:21] Tsukasa
Darling?
[15:23] Nasa
Oh, Tsukasa-chan.
[15:26] Tsukasa
Hey. What do you think you're doing here?
[15:30] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, do you know this lady?
[15:33] Tsukasa
I more than know her.
This is Tsukuyomi Tokiko.
SIGN Tsukuyomi Tokiko
SIGN April 23rd
SIGN Age 81
[15:38] Tsukasa
She was our signatory witness
when we got married.
[15:41] Tsukasa
She's Chitose's grandmother.
[15:43] Nasa
What?!
[15:44] Chitose
That a problem?
[15:46] Nasa
I had no idea! I'm so sorry!
[15:49] Tokiko
Oh, no, no. It's perfectly fine.
[15:52] Tokiko
I didn't really mean to trick you, either.
[15:55] Tokiko
Well, I was actually dead-set on it,
[15:58] Tokiko
and I'm kind of disappointed
the ruse is over already.
[16:01] Nasa
She's one of those
honest-but-troublesome types!
[16:04] Tsukasa
This is just mean-spirited! Why would you lie
just to try and test my good-natured husband?
[16:09] Tokiko
Now, now, it wasn't a test.
[16:13] Tokiko
I just used my natural acting
ability to get close to him,
[16:16] Tokiko
and then started enjoying myself so much
[16:20] Tokiko
that I decided to push as far as
I could to see what would happen.
[16:24] Tsukasa
That's exactly what you call a lie!
[16:26] Tokiko
You should honestly be praising my
willingness to push my limits at this age.
[16:33] Tsukasa
Not happening!
[16:35] Tokiko
I wouldn't have had to come here
in the first place if you weren't
[16:40] Tokiko
too embarrassed to introduce your husband.
[16:43] Tsukasa
That doesn't excuse coming
all the way out here!
[16:45] Nasa
Come on, Tsukasa-chan, I should
still properly introduce myself.
[16:52] Tokiko
He got you! He got you
with perfect logic, too.
[16:56] Tsukasa
Quit laughing!
[16:58] Tokiko
If we're going to do this,
why don't we head back to my room?
[17:01] Tokiko
I made sure to get the biggest
suite on the premises.
[17:07] Nasa
Well, let's make this official.
[17:08] Nasa
My name is Yuzaki Nasa,
and I married Tsukasa-san recently.
[17:13] Nasa
I know it's a bit late, but I want to
thank you for acting as our witness.
[17:18] Nasa
It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[17:22] Tokiko
I've been wanting to meet
you for a long time.
[17:25] Nasa
Me?
[17:27] Tokiko
Of course. I was wondering what kind of
person could melt the ice queen's heart.
[17:33] Tsukasa
Hey!
[17:34] Tokiko
I see now, though. Very interesting.
So this is your type?
[17:39] Tsukasa
You seriously need to stop.
[17:40] Nasa
Come on, it's okay. And it's
honestly a relief to hear.
[17:44] Nasa
But still...
[17:46] Nasa
Are you really staying in this
huge room by yourself?
[17:48] Tokiko
Of course! Despite appearances, I am fairly...
[17:52] Tokiko
Well, considerably...
[17:53] Tokiko
Actually, let's say significantly wealthy.
[17:55] Tokiko
Don't get any ideas, though.
[17:57] Tokiko
I worked hard to acquire every yen of it in
the burnt-out rubble at the end of the war.
[18:02] Tokiko
I was so diligent. A master of diligence.
Im so impressive!
[18:05] Tokiko
Am I amazing or what?
[18:07] Nasa
She seems fun.
[18:09] Tsukasa
I-I guess...
[18:10] Tokiko
I can see why she'd choose you, though.
[18:13] Tokiko
So clever, and so sweet, too.
[18:16] Tokiko
I was amazed you were able to tell
that stone was a moon rock so easily.
[18:23] Nasa
Moon rock?
[18:26] Nasa
Oh, at Chitose-chan's house!
[18:29] Nasa
Well, there was the placard
that listed its makeup.
[18:32] Nasa
And you were using nitrogen
to keep it from oxidizing.
[18:35] Nasa
I figured you wouldn't do all
that if it wasn't the real deal.
[18:39] Tokiko
I see. Still, it's very impressive, honestly.
[18:42] Tokiko
Knowing she has a partner like
you is a great relief for me.
[18:47] Tokiko
I'm sure you'll be able to
accomplish what I couldn't...
[18:52] Tokiko
no, what nobody else has
been able to all these years.
[19:02] Nasa
What do you mean?
SIGN Here we go
The Big Three Tour Card
SIGN Here we go
The Big Three Tour Card
[19:11] Nasa
What's this?
[19:12] Tokiko
"Here we go! The Big Three Tour Card."
[19:15] Nasa
"Here We Go Big Three"?
[19:17] Tokiko
If you're able to visit the three
big day-trip hot springs in Kusatsu,
[19:20] Tokiko
that nice little ticket can earn you the
title of Kusatsu Hot Springs Expert.
[19:25] Nasa
Hot springs expert?!
[19:26] Tokiko
I get the feeling you'll be up to any challenge
[19:31] Tokiko
in pursuit of becoming a hot springs expert.
[19:33] Nasa
I don't understand where this joke is going.
[19:36] Tsukasa
Enough already! We're not here
to indulge your comedy act.
[19:40] Tokiko
You are so mean. And I was
being completely serious.
[19:45] Tokiko
Fair enough, though. This should
be plenty for today.
[19:48] Tokiko
I'd hate to take up time you could be
using to fool around here in Kusatsu.
[19:53] Tsukasa
Y-You...
[19:55] Tokiko
But are you sure about this, Nasa-kun?
[19:56] Nasa
What?
[19:57] Tokiko
I'm sure you've noticed,
but this girl can be incredibly bashful.
[20:02] Tokiko
Which means she's awful at expressing
sentiments like love and affection.
[20:09] Tsukasa
Hey! Darling, don't agree with her!
[20:12] Tokiko
I'm sure you think you're conveying your
love without putting it into words,
[20:17] Tokiko
but you need to be able to say it, too.
[20:20] Tsukasa
Y-You don't need to tell me! I have been!
[20:22] Tokiko
Whatever you've been doing, I'm pretty
sure the normal amount would be double,
[20:26] Tokiko
so you need to work on saying it more.
[20:28] Tsukasa
I don't need your advice!
[20:30] Tsukasa
I say that sort of thing
when we're alone, so...
[20:34] Tsukasa
I don't need you worrying about it!
[20:36] Tokiko
Did you hear, that, dearie?
[20:38] Tokiko
She's going to really express how much
she loves you once you're alone!
[20:42] Tokiko
You should get your hopes up!
[20:44] Nasa
Uh, yeah...
[20:47] Tsukasa
Could you please shut your mouth?!
[20:50] Tokiko
I know you usually like to
march to your own drummer,
[20:54] Tokiko
but it wouldn't hurt to take a bit
of advice every now and then.
[20:57] Tokiko
Well, I hope you two enjoy
the rest of your trip.
[21:01] Tokiko
The yumomi process is quite interesting,
so you should check it out.
[21:05] Nasa
Thank you.
[21:06] Tokiko
Still, I'm truly glad...
[21:10] Tokiko
that she met someone so wonderful.
Take good care of her, Nasa-kun.
[21:16] Tokiko
She can be a pain in certain ways,
but generally speaking, she's a kind one.
[21:21] Nasa
Right!
[21:23] Tsukasa
You never know when to stop, huh?
[21:26] Tsukasa
Honestly, what is her deal?
[21:30] Nasa
She's really funny.
[21:32] Nasa
And that was some good advice.
[21:36] Tsukasa
What part do you mean?
[21:37] Nasa
The stuff about expressing
your love... maybe.
[21:55] [SONG] Ending sign
Closed for the Day
SIGN Sorry!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Nasa
What souvenirs should we get for the others?
[23:27] Tsukasa
Kaname wants something
a little crude and funny,
[23:29] Tsukasa
and Aya mentioned some
kind of local merchandise
[23:31] Tsukasa
made in collaboration with some anime.
[23:33] Nasa
You actually went and asked them! Nice!
[23:35] Tsukasa
Actually, they volunteered the
info before I could ask them.
E6 - Underneath the Moon
Source: Crunchyroll
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SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
[01:30] Girl
Oh, wow!
[01:32] Girl
An open air bath!
[01:33] Boy
Wha... What?!
[01:34] Boy
What's she doing in the men's bath?!
[01:36] Boy
Th-This is bad! If she finds me out here,
[01:39] Boy
this time I'm seriously gonna be—
[01:44] Girl
Eek! What are you doing here?!
[01:44] sign
Thud!!
SIGN What
will
become
of
their
romance
...!?
SIGN This week is a double feature! To be continued on page 285!
[01:47] Boy
I should be asking you that!
[01:52] Nasa
Of course, that's how it'd
go in a typical rom-com...
SIGN Episode 6 Underneath the Moon
[01:55] Nasa
since those characters aren't even dating.
[01:57] Nasa
But we're married!
[01:59] Nasa
That's way beyond just dating!
SIGN Twin Strike Swordsman TV Anime Now Airing !!
Weekly Shonen
Sunday
Kamen Butler
Creator: Sayama Satoru
Art: Aki Futaba
SIGN The new saga begins!
[02:02] Nasa
The idea of the two of us visiting a hot
spring together is both socially and legally
[02:06] Nasa
completely unproblematic!
[02:08] Tsukasa
Here I am.
[02:12] Tsukasa
Since they had it, I went and
borrowed this cute yukata.
[02:15] Tsukasa
What do you think?
[02:16] Nasa
Uh... well...
[02:17] Nasa
Yeah. It looks amazing on you.
[02:20] Tsukasa
Really? That's great.
[02:26] Nasa
She's so cute, I'm going to die!
[02:28] Nasa
W-Well, why don't we take a look around?
[02:31] Tsukasa
Sure.
[02:39] Nasa
So this is the hot spring field, Yubatake...
[02:42] Tsukasa
It's one of the things Kusatsu is famous for.
[02:44] Nasa
That's true. But I wonder
how long it's been here for.
[02:50] Tsukasa
According to the explanation here...
SIGN Kyoho 11 (1726)
[02:52] Tsukasa
Since around year 11 of the Kyoho era.
[02:54] Nasa
Wow. For 300 years, huh?
[02:58] Nasa
What exactly does the Yubatake do, though?
[03:03] Nasa
What's up with those wooden devices?
[03:05] Tsukasa
They're hot water conduits.
[03:07] Nasa
Conduits?
[03:08] Tsukasa
They help cool the spring water,
which is too hot when it surfaces,
[03:11] Tsukasa
in addition to making hot spring powder.
[03:13] Nasa
Oh, I see.
[03:17] Nasa
Hot spring powder?
[03:18] Tsukasa
You have absolutely no clue about
things you're not interested in, huh?
[03:22] Tsukasa
It's a powder that's kind of like bath salts.
SIGN Kusatsu
Souvenirs
SIGN Hot Spring Powder
SIGN Souvenirs
[03:24] Tsukasa
They sell it all over the place here.
[03:27] Nasa
Huh...
SIGN Kusatsu Souvenir Hot Spring Powder
[03:28] Nasa
Then we should buy some for Kaname-chan
and the others on our way back.
[03:33] Tsukasa
Sounds good.
SIGN Hot Spring Eggs
[03:37] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, they've got
hot spring eggs for sale!
[03:40] Tsukasa
Makes sense that they would
in a hot springs town.
[03:49] Tsukasa
Hey, darling!
[03:51] Nasa
Since we're on our honeymoon,
[03:53] Nasa
I thought it'd be a good idea
to capture some memories.
[03:56] Tsukasa
I don't really mind, but you
should let me know beforehand.
[04:02] Tsukasa
Come on, what did I just say?!
[04:05] Nasa
I think I'm getting better at photography.
[04:14] Tsukasa
I don't mind you taking pictures, but be
careful you don't drop it and break it.
[04:19] Nasa
Don't worry!
[04:20] Nasa
Even if I did, I'd do whatever
it takes to salvage the data.
[04:25] Tsukasa
That sounds like something you
could pull off, to be honest.
[04:29] Nasa
By the way, what exactly is your
relationship with Tokiko-san?
[04:34] Tsukasa
Well...
[04:37] Tsukasa
I mean, we're not related by blood,
but she was basically my guardian.
[04:42] Tsukasa
She's known me since I was little... so...
[04:47] Tsukasa
She's way too attached to me!
[04:50] Tsukasa
The second I let my guard down,
she starts fretting!
[04:53] Nasa
That's a little harsh, Tsukasa-chan.
[04:57] Tsukasa
That said, I'm pretty sure she's glad.
[05:02] Tsukasa
That I found such a lovely husband.
[05:07] Nasa
W-Well, I'm glad if she's glad!
[05:11] Tsukasa
And I'm sure she is.
[05:14] Tsukasa
Is it me or does something
around here smell really good?
[05:18] Nasa
I think so.
[05:21] [SONG] Wooden sign
Open
SIGN Ramen
SIGN Pottery
SIGN Yakitori
[05:21] Nasa
Look at that place.
[05:24] Tsukasa
Looks appetizing.
[05:25] Nasa
S-Sure does.
[05:27] Nasa
There's always an itch to eat at places
like this when you're on a trip.
[05:30] [SONG] Sign
Grilled Skewer Menu
[05:30] [SONG] Sign
• Wagyu Steak Skewers
[05:30] [SONG] Sign
• Pork Jowl Skewers
[05:30] [SONG] Sign
• Salty Beef Tongue Skewers
[05:30] [SONG] Sign
• Chicken Gizzards
[05:30] Nasa
Okay!
[05:31] Nasa
Why don't we grab those steak skewers?
[05:34] [SONG] Zoom in sign
• Wagyu Steak Skewers
[05:34] Tsukasa
B-But, darling, don't you
think that's a bit expensive?
[05:38] Nasa
I-It's fine!
[05:40] Nasa
I'm a wonderful husband that
you can rely on, after all.
[05:48] Tsukasa
Darling, these are fantastic!
[05:51] Nasa
Really? That's good.
[05:54] Nasa
Come to think of it, I brought this
thing Tokiko-san gave me, but...
[05:55] Sign
Special Pass
Kusatsu's Top Three Hot Springs
Goritsunoyu, Kotakinoyu, Tonokawara Open Air Baths
[05:59] Nasa
This "Tonokawara" place is
supposed to be famous, right?
[06:02] Tsukasa
Are you interested in their
open air bath, darling?
[06:06] Nasa
I'm not sure...
[06:10] Tsukasa
Okay, here's your half.
[06:12] Nasa
Thanks.
[06:18] Nasa
Well, since I just used the big bath,
[06:21] Nasa
and I want to use the open air bath in
our room later, I guess I'll pass for now.
[06:27] Tsukasa
The one... in our room, huh?
[06:31] Nasa
I mean...
[06:33] Tsukasa
Oh, look, darling!
[06:41] Tsukasa
This is Tonokawara, the eastern riverbed.
[06:43] Nasa
Wow, that's a lot of hot spring water.
[06:46] Tsukasa
Kusatsu definitely earned its reputation.
[06:50] Tsukasa
The ground's toasty, too.
[06:52] Nasa
I-It sure is...
[06:54] Nasa
Even if we're married, isn't asking
to bathe together a real challenge?!
[07:00] (Flashback) Tsukasa
The one... in our room, huh?
[07:02] Nasa
I know we're married,
but because we're married,
[07:06] Nasa
there are some things that
are hard to bring up!
[07:09] Tsukasa
What's wrong, darling?
[07:13] Nasa
Oh, uh, it's nothing.
[07:17] Nasa
When I calm down and think
about it for a second...
[07:23] Nasa
Is it really okay to get in
a bath with a girl this cute?!
[07:30] Nasa
It's suddenly feeling like
a real possibility now.
[07:33] Nasa
Before, it felt way too fantastical
to be a possibility.
[07:36] Nasa
Am I really allowed to go down this route?
SIGN The Famous Tonokawara Park's
Giant Open Air Bath
[07:39] Tsukasa
Looks like the open air bath is this way.
[07:43] Tsukasa
And depending on the time
of day, it's mixed bathing.
[07:45] Nasa
Mixed bathing?!
[07:47] Tsukasa
Well, I'd be too embarrassed to go into a
place like that without a swimsuit, though.
[07:52] Nasa
Swimsuit? Of course! A swimsuit!
[07:55] Nasa
Then again, wearing a swimsuit in
our own private room is kind of weird.
[07:59] Nasa
And besides, we didn't pack any!
[08:02] Nasa
T-Tsukasa-chan, did you want
to visit this open air bath?
[08:09] Tsukasa
Well...
[08:11] Tsukasa
N-Not this one, I think.
[08:15] Nasa
I-I see. Not this one...
[08:20] Nasa
Th-This riverbed sure is warm.
[08:22] Tsukasa
S-Sure is!
[08:25] Nasa
Let's check somewhere else out.
[08:27] Tsukasa
Sounds good to me!
[08:29] Girl
Ha ha!
SIGN What's Important in Love
[08:30] Girl
Tough luck!
[08:31] Girl
I was actually wearing a swimsuit
underneath the towel!
[08:31] Girl
Fwip
[08:36] Girl
Did you think I was gonna go
into a mixed bath naked?
[08:39] Girl
Pfft! You perv!
[08:41] Boy
Stupid! Don't get my hopes up!
[08:41] sign
Bang!!
SIGN Sorry
for
getting
your
hopes
up
[08:44] Girl
Eek!
[08:45] Girl
The horndog's mad!
[08:50] Nasa
See, in a rom-com, it could be a coincidence,
[08:52] Nasa
or maybe a trick by a third party could lead
to them being in the bath at the same time.
[08:56] Nasa
But we're married!
[08:58] Nasa
It takes courage to do that
sort of thing together!
SIGN It's a deal
[09:02] Nasa
Because you both have to agree to it!
[09:04] Nasa
"Let's get in the bath together!"
[09:07] Nasa
Saying those words is a
hurdle that's so dang high!
[09:12] Nasa
Can I really say it to her?
[09:14] Nasa
Do I...
[09:17] Nasa
Do I have the courage to say it?!
[09:24] Staff
Now, please enjoy.
[09:26] Nasa
I-I never knew inns had fancy
spreads like this for dinner.
[09:31] Tsukasa
We should remember to thank Kaname.
[09:34] Nasa
We really should.
[09:35] Tsukasa
Come on, let's eat while it's still fresh.
[09:43] Tsukasa
This is good!
[09:49] Nasa
You're right!
[09:50] Nasa
Do you think it's all locally sourced?
[09:53] Tsukasa
Most likely.
[09:54] Tsukasa
The type of food they serve probably
depends on what's in season, too.
[09:58] Tsukasa
That means it's fresh and tastes better.
[10:02] Nasa
That makes me want to come
back at a different time of year.
[10:05] Tsukasa
True.
[10:06] Tsukasa
There are probably dishes that
you can only get here, too.
[10:10] Tsukasa
This looks good!
[10:16] Nasa
Seeing Tsukasa do things she
doesn't get to do at home...
[10:19] Nasa
Very nice!
[10:25] Tsukasa
What's wrong, darling?
[10:28] Nasa
Oh, just...
[10:29] Nasa
Being able to come to an inn like this,
and eating a fancy dinner together...
[10:34] Nasa
It makes for a nice change of pace, is all.
[10:38] Tsukasa
I'm glad we get to enjoy
this feast together, too.
[10:42] Nasa
And seeing a different side of you
from at home makes it twice as tasty.
[10:48] Tsukasa
D-Does it?
[10:51] Tsukasa
Dinner was delicious, wasn't it, darling?
[10:54] Nasa
I-It sure was.
[10:57] Tsukasa
There's something really nice about
taking a relaxing trip to a hot spring.
[11:01] Nasa
Y-Yeah...
[11:03] Nasa
Sh-Should I bring it up now?
[11:06] Nasa
We ate dinner. We've had a minute to relax.
[11:09] Tsukasa
Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?!
[11:11] Tsukasa
We finished dinner, and now what comes next?!
[11:14] Tsukasa
I mean, the obvious answer is bath time.
[11:19] Tsukasa
B-B-But, but...
[11:21] Nasa
Isn't this a moment that
calls for manliness?!
[11:26] Nasa
Asking her what we do next
would be a dereliction of duty!
[11:29] Nasa
It'd be signing off on my weakness!
[11:31] Nasa
Even if she refuses, a real
man dies facing forward!
[11:36] Nasa
And so...
[11:37] Nasa
H-Hey...
[11:40] Nasa
Let's...
[11:41] Nasa
get in the bath together.
[11:46] Tsukasa
I-I see. Impressive, darling.
[11:49] Tsukasa
You came out and just said it.
[11:51] Nasa
Right! Because I want to be manly.
[11:54] Tsukasa
M-Makes sense. That's pretty rugged of you.
[11:58] Nasa
So... what do you say?
[12:05] Tsukasa
W-Well, let's see...
[12:08] Tsukasa
Okay, but could you get in first?
[12:18] Nasa
Th-This is it! Me and Tsukasa-chan...
[12:29] Nasa
Is this really happening?
[12:33] Nasa
It feels so unreal...
like my mind is all fluffy.
[12:41] Tsukasa
Is it okay if I turn the lights down some?
[12:45] Tsukasa
It's too embarrassing with them on.
[12:48] Nasa
S-Sure! No problem at all!
[12:51] Nasa
I-Is this actually reality?!
[12:54] Nasa
Or is it a dream?!
[13:00] Tsukasa
Hey. You can't look yet.
[13:04] Nasa
S-S-S-S-Sorry!
[13:12] Nasa
The sight of her lit by the moon
[13:15] Nasa
was so radiant, I couldn't
stand to look directly at her.
[13:35] Nasa
I had no idea what to say.
[13:40] Nasa
But the only thing I can say for sure
is that this was really happening...
[13:45] Nasa
And my wife is really cute.
[13:58] Nasa
Uh, well, er...
[14:02] Nasa
The m-moon is pretty.
[14:05] Tsukasa
In the Natsume Soseki sense?
[14:09] Nasa
Oh, right, when he was translating
the English phrase "I love you,"
[14:14] Nasa
but thought it should be less direct
to suit Japanese culture.
[14:17] Tsukasa
If you're going to say it...
[14:18] Tsukasa
I'd rather you use words that were direct.
[14:21] Tsukasa
B-Because you're the only one
allowed to say them to me.
[14:32] Nasa
I love you, Tsukasa-chan.
[14:40] Nasa
That reminds me of what Tokiko-san said,
about how you express that sort of sentiment.
[14:47] Tsukasa
You bring that up now?!
[14:48] Nasa
I mean...
[14:50] Nasa
When she said it, I realized that you're
not very direct about it yourself.
[14:58] Tsukasa
That's not true.
[15:01] Tsukasa
You just didn't notice before.
I say it a fair amount.
[15:06] Nasa
But she also said that however much
you say it is half the normal amount.
[15:10] Tsukasa
Y-You shouldn't take anything
she says seriously!
[15:13] Nasa
Are you not going to say it today, then?
[15:17] Tsukasa
W-Well, I...
[15:20] Tsukasa
Wh-What is that look for?!
[15:23] Tsukasa
Fine, then! I'll say it, okay?!
[15:29] Tsukasa
I l-love you, Nasa-kun.
[15:35] Nasa
I think I'm gonna collapse...
[15:37] Tsukasa
Hey! No naked collapsing!
[15:42] Nasa
Still, hearing you say it
like that makes me so happy,
[15:46] Nasa
and I even love how you get embarrassed, too.
[15:55] Nasa
H-Hey!
[15:55] Tsukasa
Take that! And that!
[15:57] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan!
[16:00] Tsukasa
It felt like you were making fun of me.
[16:04] Tsukasa
So I paid you back.
[16:06] Nasa
Aw!
[16:07] Nasa
I can do that, too!
[16:10] Tsukasa
Hey! How is that fair?!
[16:15] Nasa
It's hard to put into words, but it
felt like we both had a great time.
[16:20] Nasa
And at the same time, I wondered...
[16:23] Both
How exactly does the timing
work for getting out of here?
[16:27] Nasa
It's getting a little too hot in here,
[16:29] Nasa
but between being naked and other
issues, what am I supposed to do?
[16:32] Tsukasa
B-But it's not like we can
stay in here forever.
[16:37] Tsukasa
Let's see...
[16:39] Nasa
H-Hot springs feel great, huh?
[16:41] Tsukasa
S-Sure do!
[16:43] Tsukasa
What a wonderful trip!
[16:45] Nasa
We were both really dizzy
by the time we got out.
[16:55] Tsukasa
This is embarrassing, so don't stare, okay?
[17:02] Nasa
I remember now. Yesterday,
we came here together,
[17:05] Nasa
and then we got in the
open air bath together.
[17:08] Nasa
And then...
[17:10] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Hey. You can't look yet.
[17:13] Nasa
This is bad! Real bad!
[17:15] Nasa
I'm going to die of happiness!
[17:18] Nasa
Even after a good night's sleep,
I still can't calm down!
[17:24] Nasa
But Tsukasa-chan sure was cute yesterday...
[17:28] Tsukasa
Good morning, darling.
[17:30] Tsukasa
I see your internal monologue
is leaking again this morning.
[17:33] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?! Where were you?
[17:36] Tsukasa
I woke up early this morning,
so I went and used the big baths.
[17:40] Tsukasa
Why don't you go, too? Breakfast
is going to be served soon.
[17:43] Nasa
G-Got it! I'll do that.
[17:52] Nasa
Wow, the service here is really something.
[17:56] Tsukasa
It is. Even the breakfast is very luxurious.
[17:59] Tsukasa
Let's eat it before it gets cold.
[18:02] Nasa
Okay. Thanks for the food.
[18:05] Nasa
I had the feeling my wife was being
a little distant this morning...
[18:08] Nasa
But I think I understand why.
[18:11] Nasa
It's just like Tokiko-san said.
My wife can be really shy at times.
[18:17] Nasa
Which is why she has a tendency to put
up a cool facade to hide that fact.
[18:22] Sign
He's right
[18:23] Tsukasa
I'm so embarrassed about yesterday,
I can barely look at him!
[18:29] Tsukasa
He saw so much more than I'm used to,
and my body still feels hot!
[18:35] Tsukasa
Just thinking about it makes my
face feel like it's on fire.
[18:39] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?
[18:41] Tsukasa
Y-Yes?!
[18:42] Nasa
I was just thinking this breakfast was good.
[18:45] Tsukasa
I-It is! It's really delicious.
[18:49] Nasa
We've still got time before we head home,
[18:51] Nasa
so do you want to get in the bath again?
[18:53] Tsukasa
W-Well, y'know, I'm not against the idea...
[18:59] Tsukasa
But doing it when it's so bright out is still...
a little too embarrassing, I think.
[19:05] Nasa
Oh, no, I meant that since we have
this ticket from Tokiko-san,
[19:09] Nasa
we could visit one of the
baths outside of the inn.
[19:14] Tsukasa
Th-Then you should've
been specific about that!
[19:16] Nasa
S-Sorry...
[19:18] Nasa
I don't mind if it's bright out, though.
[19:23] Tsukasa
S-Some other time, okay?
[19:26] Nasa
I found another reason to survive
at all costs on that day.
[19:30] Nasa
Well, let's grab souvenirs for
the others and then head home.
[19:33] Tsukasa
Sounds good. We had a
great stay at this place.
[19:37] Nasa
Should we really leave without
letting Tokiko-san know?
[19:41] Tsukasa
It's fine. We can see her whenever in Tokyo.
[19:44] Nasa
Really? But...
[19:46] Tokiko
Come, now. The least you
could do is say goodbye.
[19:51] Tokiko
I'm sure you think you can see me
whenever, but I'm a busy woman.
[19:57] Tsukasa
Would a busy woman really
be here right now?!
[20:00] Tokiko
Ever hear of the term "self-care" before?
[20:03] Tokiko
I don't even know how long I have left...
[20:08] Tsukasa
Do what you want!
[20:12] Tokiko
I was wondering, are you two
not going to have a ceremony?
[20:15] Tokiko
May as well do it up big time.
[20:17] Nasa
Oh, right...
[20:19] Tsukasa
You know damn well we won't!
[20:21] Tsukasa
A wedding would be... so...
[20:24] Tsukasa
embarrassing.
[20:25] Tokiko
Oh, is that right? You'd be embarrassed?
[20:29] Tokiko
Well, since we're all here,
let's take a picture together.
[20:34] Tsukasa
I don't see why we need to—
[20:36] Nasa
Good idea. I'd love to!
[20:38] Tsukasa
Darling?!
[20:39] Tsukasa
Excuse me, ma'am?
Could you take a picture of us?
[20:44] Staff
Okay, say cheese!
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[20:49] Tsukasa
Ugh, Tokiko did it again...
[20:51] Nasa
Well, it's nice that she came to see us off.
[20:55] Nasa
Besides, taking that picture together
is a nice memento, don't you think?
[20:59] Tsukasa
You really don't need to
humor her so much, darling.
[21:04] Tsukasa
I mean, it's our honeymoon. I'd rather
have the memories be of just us...
[21:13] Nasa
Th-Then why don't we make one last memory
of this trip to Kusatsu? Just the two of us.
[21:22] Nasa
It might be from being in the hot spring,
but your hands are really warm, Tsukasa-chan.
[21:27] Tsukasa
I-It's not because of the hot spring...
[21:31] Tsukasa
It's because I get excited when you touch me.
[21:36] Nasa
I-I see.
[21:38] Tsukasa
Yeah.
[21:39] Nasa
Okay, let's find those souvenirs.
[21:42] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah.
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[21:47] Nasa
The time really flew by, huh?
[21:49] Tsukasa
That it did.
[21:51] Nasa
Man, going to a hot spring
as a couple was amazing.
[21:55] Nasa
It feels like we've gotten a lot closer.
[22:00] Nasa
And we've made so, so many
great new memories.
[22:03] Tsukasa
Darling?
[22:05] Tsukasa
You're making an interesting
face there. Everything okay?
[22:09] Nasa
O-Oh, I was thinking about the great time we
had in Kusatsu, and the smile just... surfaced!
[22:17] Tsukasa
Well, I had a great time, too.
[22:21] Tsukasa
I'd love to go on another trip like this.
[22:26] Nasa
G-Good idea.
[22:28] Nasa
Maybe to Hakone or Atami next time.
[22:31] Tsukasa
It doesn't have to be to a hot spring.
[22:34] Tsukasa
Let's visit all kinds of places.
[22:36] Tsukasa
And we'll make lots of memories together.
[22:40] Tsukasa
The thought of building up those
memories with you makes me happy.
[22:46] Nasa
Yeah. Me, too.
[22:48] Nasa
Will you join me in the bath again,
even if it's not at a hot spring?
[22:52] Tsukasa
Let me think...
[22:55] Tsukasa
A-As long as you turn off the lights,
I wouldn't be totally opposed to the idea.
[23:01] Nasa
But then I won't be able to see how
cute you are when you're embarrassed.
[23:06] Tsukasa
You don't need to see that anyway.
[23:08] Nasa
You were really cute, though.
[23:16] Tsukasa
You were super cute yourself, darling.
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[23:25] Nasa
We meet all kinds of different
people in life, don't we?
[23:28] Kaname
Why are you getting all lyrical on me?
[23:30] Nasa
I'm grateful to have met
you, too, Kaname-chan!
[23:32] Nasa
Then how about you act like it for once?!
[23:33] Nasa
You could start by sharing some
embarrassing couple stuff with me!
[23:37] Nasa
You're making all that gratitude
I felt seem wasted!
E7 - An Expanding World
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[01:35] Tsukasa
It sure is hot, darling.
[01:39] Nasa
Sure is.
[01:41] Tsukasa
It was pouring non-stop after we
got back from the hot spring,
[01:45] Tsukasa
but now it's like summer kicked
into high gear all of a sudden.
[01:47] Nasa
You've got that right.
[01:50] Tsukasa
That talk about it being a
cooler summer this year...
[01:53] Tsukasa
Where did it even come from?
[01:56] Nasa
Well, the news always tends
to prop up theories like that.
[02:00] Tsukasa
Y'know, there's something I've only
noticed now that summer's started.
[02:05] Tsukasa
The AC in this room...
[02:09] Tsukasa
does not work at all.
[02:11] Nasa
It definitely does not.
[02:15] Nasa
I can't focus on work when it's this hot,
[02:17] Nasa
and I doubt it's good for us or Toast!
[02:19] Nasa
I'm gonna go buy an air conditioner!
[02:23] Nasa
So, is it okay if we install a new
air conditioner in that building?
[02:26] Kaname
It's not a problem, but...
[02:30] Kaname
I mean, most of the time, you won't actually
have your AC until two weeks after buying it.
[02:35] Tsukasa
B-But why?!
[02:38] Kaname
I mean, they need to be installed, right?
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[02:42] Kaname
And in heat this bad,
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[02:44] Kaname
it's probably gonna be hard to pencil
in an install date anytime soon.
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[02:48] Tsukasa
O-Oh, no...
[02:50] Nasa
Oh, no worries there.
[02:51] Nasa
I can install it!
[02:54] Kaname
Well, damn, dude.
[02:55] Tsukasa
He really is reliable.
[02:58] Nasa
So let's go and buy that AC!
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[03:06] Tsukasa
There are all kinds of different
air conditioners, huh?
[03:09] Nasa
There sure are.
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[03:10] Tsukasa
The prices are totally different, too.
[03:13] Tsukasa
I wonder how much of a
functional difference there is.
[03:17] Tsukasa
It's hard to know which one to
pick with such a wide selection.
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[03:20] Nasa
Excuse me, I'd like this one.
[03:23] Clerk
Sure, let me just make sure it's in stock.
[03:25] Tsukasa
So fast!
[03:26] Tsukasa
I-Is it okay to decide so quickly
without looking at all the options?
[03:29] Tsukasa
Are you sure you don't want to compare a few?
[03:31] Nasa
It's okay. I've got a good
idea of how they work.
[03:34] Tsukasa
How do you even know about that?!
[03:37] Clerk
We do have it in stock.
[03:38] Nasa
Can we get it delivered today?
[03:41] Clerk
Sure, we can do that.
[03:43] Nasa
It'll be delivered at 4:00 PM.
[03:46] Tsukasa
That's kinda impressive...
[03:48] Nasa
Seriously! We live in a convenient world.
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[03:51] Tsukasa
I was talking about you, darling.
[03:53] Nasa
Huh?
[03:56] Tsukasa
So, where to next?
[03:58] Nasa
Well, you need some special gear to install
an AC, so we're off to rent those.
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[04:05] Nasa
Here we are. This place belongs to
someone I've known for a long time.
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[04:10] Nasa
Hello there!
[04:12] Nakiri
Whoa.
[04:14] Nakiri
Well, look who it is. Hello there, Nasa-kun.
[04:17] Nasa
Good to see you again, Nakiri-san.
[04:20] Nakiri
Likewise.
[04:21] Tsukasa
I-It's a young woman.
[04:24] Nakiri
What brings you by today?
[04:26] Nasa
I wanted to borrow the tools for
installing an air conditioner.
[04:29] Nakiri
Yeah, with this sudden heat. Makes sense.
[04:32] Nakiri
Let's see, you'll need a
vacuum pump, a duct cutter...
[04:37] Nakiri
Now, where are the flaring tools?
[04:38] Tsukasa
U-Um, darling, how do you know her?
[04:43] Nasa
That's Nakiri Ouka-san.
[04:45] Nasa
We were classmates in middle school.
[04:47] Tsukasa
What?! Then you're the same age?
[04:49] Nasa
Yep.
[04:51] Nasa
By the way, Nakiri-san, I got married!
[04:54] Nakiri
Oh, is that right?
[04:57] Nakiri
Is white an okay color for the slim duct?
[04:59] Nasa
Sure.
[05:00] Nasa
And this is my wife, Tsukasa-chan.
[05:03] Tsukasa
I-It's nice to meet you. I'm Tsukasa.
[05:06] Nakiri
Yeah, I'm Nakiri Ouka. It's a pleasure.
[05:10] Tsukasa
She doesn't seem even mildly surprised.
[05:13] Nakiri
That just leaves the hole saw and...
[05:17] Nakiri
Wait, you're married, Nasa-kun?!
[05:20] Nakiri
For real?! Since when?!
[05:21] Tsukasa
Kinda slow...
[05:22] Nasa
Well, it was fairly recently, to be honest.
[05:25] Nakiri
I bet! But you could've said something!
[05:27] Nakiri
It came as such a shock that
it took a while to sink in!
[05:30] Nasa
Sorry about that. It did come up kind of late...
[05:33] Nakiri
W-Well, regardless, congratulations.
[05:37] Nakiri
This isn't much, but...
[05:39] Nakiri
Have some sealant paste in lieu of a gift.
[05:42] Nasa
Oh, hey, thanks!
[05:45] Nakiri
Still, to think that Nasa-kun is
married now... That's a real shocker.
[05:50] Nakiri
Where did you even meet, anyway?
[05:52] Nasa
On the street!
[05:55] Nasa
I happened to catch a glimpse of her,
[05:58] Nasa
and it was love at first sight.
[06:00] Nakiri
I-I see...
[06:03] Nakiri
To be honest, I figured you were like me.
[06:06] Nakiri
The type who'd never really have any
interest in, or chance for, that sort of thing.
[06:10] Nasa
Well, I can see how you
would've thought that.
[06:14] Nasa
I'm pretty sure if I hadn't met Tsukasa-chan,
you would've been right.
[06:19] Nasa
I was never all that concerned about romance.
[06:22] Nasa
I don't think I ever will be again, either.
[06:25] Nasa
I'm pretty sure my lifetime's worth of
romantic love is all for Tsukasa-chan!
[06:32] Nakiri
I-I see...
[06:34] Nakiri
You never fail to impress.
[06:38] Nakiri
I-I'll waive your rental fees for today.
[06:41] Nasa
Really?! Thanks!
[06:45] Nasa
Okay, all installed.
[06:50] Nasa
Wow, air conditioning really
does make the place more comfy!
[06:54] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah, it does.
[06:58] (Flashback) Nasa
I'm pretty sure my lifetime's worth of
romantic love is all for Tsukasa-chan!
[07:05] Nasa
Since it's cooled down a bit,
I think I'll raise the temperature.
[07:09] Tsukasa
I-I'm still feeling warm, so maybe not.
[07:12] Nasa
You sure?
[07:13] Tsukasa
And since I'm sweaty,
I'm gonna go take a bath.
[07:17] Nasa
Okay.
[07:29] Tsukasa
There's something really nice about a
cool room after getting out the bath!
[07:34] Nasa
My wife is cute when enjoying cool air, too!
[07:37] Nasa
All right, Tsukasa-chan,
how about we head to bed?
[07:40] Tsukasa
Yeah.
[07:43] Nasa
I'll turn everything off, then.
[07:45] Tsukasa
Okay. Goodnight.
[08:01] Tsukasa
Darling...
[08:04] Nasa
What's wrong?
[08:06] Tsukasa
Is it just me, or does turning off
the AC before bed... make it hot?
[08:09] Nasa
Oh, sorry! Were you having trouble sleeping?
[08:11] Tsukasa
I wouldn't go that far, but...
[08:15] Tsukasa
There's the feeling of going
from a comfy room with the AC on
[08:18] Tsukasa
to a room where summer is in full effect.
[08:21] Tsukasa
How do I put this? It's like the
contrast is making it hard to sleep.
[08:25] Nasa
I-I see...
[08:27] Nasa
In that case, why don't I set
it to turn off in an hour?
[08:30] Tsukasa
I think that's a brilliant idea, darling.
[08:36] Nasa
Sleep tight.
[08:37] Tsukasa
Goodnight.
[08:46] Nasa
Is it just me, or is it super cold now?
[08:50] Nasa
Huh? What did I have the
temperature set to, again?
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[08:54] Nasa
I think it was 26 degrees...
[08:56] Nasa
Has 26 degrees always been this cold?
[08:59] Nasa
Are newer model ACs this cold?
[09:03] Nasa
Aw, man, I can't sleep! It's a hot night,
but I'm too cold to sleep!
[09:08] Nasa
And how is it that, when I'm this cold,
[09:10] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan is totally...
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[09:12] Tsukasa
Darling, I'm cold.
[09:14] Nasa
I know, right?! It really is, isn't it?!
[09:18] Tsukasa
Maybe 26 degrees was too cold?
[09:21] Nasa
I guess so.
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[09:22] Nasa
Let's set it to 28 degrees instead.
[09:25] Tsukasa
Good idea. We can see how that works out.
[09:32] Nasa
This is pretty comfortable for me.
[09:35] Nasa
I bet Tsukasa-chan will be
able to sleep well now, too.
[09:44] Nasa
Okay, she looks like she's super hot!
[09:47] Nasa
Do girls run warmer than guys?
[09:51] Nasa
Although, with that said...
[09:58] Nasa
It's pretty nice.
[10:00] Nasa
Wait, no!
[10:01] Nasa
I'd hate for her to be uncomfortable.
[10:03] Nasa
Let's set it to 27 degrees...
[10:07] Nasa
And have the sleep timer
turn it off in an hour.
[10:25] Nasa
How are humans able to do that
sort of thing unconsciously?
[10:30] Nasa
This is a little chilly for me, but as
long as Tsukasa-chan is comfortable.
[10:34] Nasa
Goodnight...
[10:49] Tsukasa
Oh, sorry. Did I wake you?
[10:52] Tsukasa
I woke up from the heat. Sorry.
[10:57] Nasa
Let's leave the AC on a
bit longer while we sleep.
[11:00] Tsukasa
You sure?
[11:01] Nasa
Well, newer models have
better energy efficiency,
[11:04] Nasa
and there's no point in having it
if we're sitting around being hot.
[11:08] Tsukasa
Thanks, darling.
[11:10] Nasa
I like it to be comfy, too.
[11:14] Tsukasa
I love you.
[11:18] Tsukasa
Sleep well, darling.
[11:20] Nasa
G-Goodnight...
[11:24] Nasa
After that, we both were a little
too heated up to sleep.
[11:29] Nasa
So we ended up setting the AC to 26.5.
[11:42] Tsukasa
Okay.
[11:43] Kyuuma
Hey, Kaname.
[11:45] Kyuuma
I wanted your help with something
involving the summer festival.
[11:48] Kyuuma
Shiba-san's asking me to help out.
[11:51] Kyuuma
What do you think?
[11:53] Kyuuma
I mean, I'd personally rather not, but...
[11:56] Kyuuma
But you know how Shiba-san is.
That could start another argument.
[11:59] Kyuuma
Which is why I wanted to ask you...
[12:01] Kyuuma
What should I do, Kaname?
[12:05] Kyuuma
Wait, who are you?!
[12:07] Tsukasa
I should be asking that!
[12:09] Kyuuma
What are you doing here,
lady?! You're not Kaname!
[12:12] Tsukasa
I'm just a part-timer who's
filling in for Kaname!
[12:17] Kyuuma
Oh, huh. I see.
[12:22] Kyuuma
This is rough. I could
seriously use her advice.
[12:26] Kyuuma
Okay, there's no other way.
[12:29] Kyuuma
I'll just pretend you're Kaname and ask you!
[12:33] Kyuuma
So, there's apparently a lot of trouble
going into the summer festival...
[12:36] Tsukasa
Okay, this isn't going to work!
[12:38] Kyuuma
It's not?!
[12:39] Tsukasa
Why would it?!
[12:40] Tsukasa
Besides, would you be interested in
hearing out a total stranger's problem?
[12:46] Kyuuma
But don't you like helping people
who seem to be in trouble?
[12:49] Tsukasa
I don't think this falls under that category!
[12:51] Tsukasa
For the record, I don't even know your name!
[12:55] Kyuuma
My name?
[12:56] Tsukasa
That's right!
[12:57] Kyuuma
Come on, baby. Do we really need names?
[13:01] Kyuuma
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
[13:03] Tsukasa
You're the only one who needs something!
[13:06] Kyuuma
Come on, don't sweat the details.
[13:08] Kyuuma
Anyway, Shiba-san was asking me...
[13:10] Tsukasa
Don't get into my personal space
like it's the natural thing to do!
[13:13] Tsukasa
Who even is this Shiba-san person?!
[13:15] Tsukasa
Because I have no idea!
[13:17] Kyuuma
Wait, you've never heard of Shiba-san?!
[13:19] Kyuuma
You know who I'm talking about! Come on!
[13:22] Kyuuma
The Shiba-san who tends to be too reckless
on Twitter and is always getting flamed.
[13:26] Tsukasa
Well, I'm glad I don't know Shiba-san!
[13:28] Kyuuma
Hey, Shiba-san's so bad!
[13:30] Kyuuma
Just a little too righteous
for these modern times!
[13:34] Tsukasa
That's not making them sound any better!
[13:36] Kyuuma
They just make a lot of political statements
informed by heavily-biased news sources!
[13:41] Tsukasa
This Shiba-san is sounding
like serious bad news!
[13:43] Tsukasa
And who even cares about them, anyway?!
[13:46] Tsukasa
My point is that I can't
help you with your issue!
[13:52] Kyuuma
What if you put your hair up in pigtails?
[13:55] Tsukasa
What?
[13:56] Kyuuma
You've never heard of them?
[13:57] Tsukasa
That's not what I meant.
[13:59] Tsukasa
Why should I do my hair in pigtails?
[14:02] Tsukasa
And this is a bathhouse.
[14:04] Tsukasa
If you're not going to go in,
then get out of here already.
[14:06] Kyuuma
Let's table that for a minute.
[14:09] Kyuuma
As you're already aware, I came
here to ask for Kaname's advice.
[14:13] Tsukasa
I wasn't exactly aware of that.
[14:15] Kyuuma
But I'm quite a busy woman!
[14:17] Kyuuma
Which is why I can't just loaf
around here waiting for her!
[14:21] Tsukasa
And?
[14:22] Kyuuma
Y'know how she has her hair in pigtails?
[14:24] Kyuuma
Maybe if you did your hair the same way,
[14:27] Kyuuma
you'd be more willing to hear me out!
[14:30] Tsukasa
What is going on in your brain?!
[14:32] Kyuuma
Aw, no good?
[14:33] Tsukasa
Absolutely not! I'm confused as
to how you ever thought otherwise!
[14:37] Kyuuma
I guess that's a no-go...
[14:39] Tsukasa
Seriously, what is with her?
[14:44] Tsukasa
And now she's asleep.
[14:46] Tsukasa
It's pretty clear she's a kid,
[14:49] Tsukasa
but she's kinda... incredibly pretty.
[14:54] Kaname
Hey, it's Kyuuma-chan.
[14:57] Kyuuma
Kaname-chan! Welcome home!
[14:59] Kaname
Uh, I'm back, I guess.
[15:01] Tsukasa
Kyuuma-chan?
[15:02] Kaname
This is Kagami Kyuuma-chan.
A classmate of mine.
[15:06] Kyuuma
Where the heck have you
been, Kaname? I was waiting!
[15:09] Kaname
Uh, I was at school, Kyuuma-chan.
[15:12] Kyuuma
Huh? School?
[15:13] Kaname
Exactly. Why weren't you there, by the way?
[15:17] Kyuuma
Uh, well, I'm just... k-kinda stupid, so...
[15:22] Kaname
That I knew.
[15:24] Kyuuma
Wait, we had class today?!
[15:26] Kyuuma
You should've told me! I had
perfect attendance before!
[15:30] Tsukasa
Why did you think it was a day off, anyway?
[15:32] Kyuuma
Because everyone in class was
talking about summer break.
[15:35] Kyuuma
I thought it had started already.
[15:37] Tsukasa
Is this girl gonna be okay?
[15:38] Kaname
Not even a little bit, no.
[15:41] Kaname
Kyuuma-chan here is dumber than
most people think is possible,
[15:43] Kaname
so I worry about her a lot.
[15:45] Kyuuma
Aw, don't try and flatter me!
[15:48] Kaname
That wasn't any kind of flattery, Kyuuma-chan!
[15:51] Kaname
So, what did you need?
[15:53] Kyuuma
Oh, I actually needed to ask for
your advice about something...
[15:56] Kyuuma
Wait, did you just call me dumb?!
[15:59] Kyuuma
Who are you calling dumb?!
[16:01] Tsukaname
This is going nowhere fast.
[16:03] Nasa
Huh?
[16:04] Nasa
I thought I heard a plucky voice.
[16:07] Nasa
It's Kyuuma-chan!
[16:08] Kyuuma
Hey, Yuzaki-paisen! It's been a while.
[16:11] Nasa
It sure has.
[16:12] Nasa
You're as energetic as ever.
[16:15] Tsukasa
Welcome home, darling.
[16:17] Nasa
I'm back.
[16:18] Kyuuma
Huh?
[16:19] Kyuuma
Yuzaki-paisen, when you say you're back...
[16:22] Nasa
Yeah, I've been actually staying
here at Kaname-chan's place.
[16:25] Kyuuma
You have?
[16:26] Nasa
Yep.
[16:27] Nasa
And while I'm updating you, I got married.
[16:32] Kyuuma
You married Kaname, Paisen?!
[16:35] Nasa
No, Kyuuma-chan.
[16:37] Kaname
Did you not notice the person
that called him "darling"?
[16:41] Nasa
This is my wife, Yuzaki Tsukasa-san.
[16:44] Tsukasa
Nice to meet you.
[16:46] Kyuuma
So that's why you called him "darling"?!
[16:50] Tsukasa
So you did hear that?
[16:51] Kaname
How did you get the idea that I was the
one married to Senpai, in that case?
[16:56] Kyuuma
I see! Well, ain't that something?
[16:58] Kyuuma
It's a real shock, but congratulations.
[17:02] Nasa
Thanks.
[17:03] Nasa
Well, Tsukasa-chan, I need to return
the tools I borrowed from Nakiri-san.
[17:08] Tsukasa
Okay. Tell her I said thanks.
[17:12] Nasa
Got it. I will.
[17:14] Kaname
Have a safe trip.
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[17:17] Kyuuma
To think that Yuzaki-paisen got married...
[17:20] Kyuuma
Well, I still don't get much about
romance at all, much less marriage.
[17:26] Kyuuma
Do you smooch and stuff when you get married?
[17:30] Tsukasa
Well, it's not like we don't, but...
[17:34] Kyuuma
But what?
[17:35] Kyuuma
How many times in a day?
[17:37] Kyuuma
Who usually initiates?
[17:40] Kyuuma
When did you last kiss?
[17:43] Kyuuma
When you kiss—
[17:44] Tsukasa
Okay, pipe down! I'm not
playing 20 questions with you!
[17:47] Tsukasa
Besides, I thought you were
here to talk to Kaname!
[17:51] Tsukasa
So talk to her already!
[17:52] Kyuuma
Oh, right, I forgot about that.
[17:55] Kyuuma
Kaname, I need some advice on something!
[17:58] Kaname
What?
[18:02] Kyuuma
I dunno, though...
[18:03] Kaname
What is it?
[18:05] Kyuuma
I mean, I did want to get your advice.
[18:09] Kyuuma
But Häagen...
[18:10] Kaname
Häagen?
[18:12] Kyuuma
I don't think I'm gonna
talk without any Häagen.
[18:19] Tsukasa
You're the one asking her for advice!
[18:21] Tsukasa
Where does ice cream even enter into it?!
[18:23] Kaname
And Häagen?! Trying to get the
good stuff while you're at it?!
[18:28] Kyuuma
B-But problems like this are always
better with a tasty snack...
[18:33] Kaname
I don't even know what problem
it is yet, so just ask!
[18:38] Kyuuma
Then will you buy me
the ice cream afterward?
[18:40] Tsukasa
Sure, whatever, okay?!
[18:42] Kyuuma
I dunno, though...
[18:43] Kaname
You don't even care anymore, do you?!
[18:46] Kyuuma
Okay, I've made up my mind!
[18:48] Kyuuma
I think I'm gonna go grab that Häagen,
and then I'll be back for advice!
[18:53] Kyuuma
So I'll catch you later, Kaname!
[18:55] Kaname
Wait, hold on, Kyuuma-chan!
[18:59] Tsukasa
She's an odd girl.
[19:01] Kaname
Yeah.
[19:02] Kaname
The thing is...
[19:04] Kaname
As crazy as she is,
[19:06] Kaname
and as impossible as it is to understand
anything she says or does...
[19:09] Kyuuma
Kaname! Hey, Kaname! What flavor do you want?
[19:12] Kaname
S-Strawberry, then.
[19:14] Kyuuma
'Kay! Consider it done!
[19:20] Kaname
So there you have it...
[19:21] Kaname
She's just really cute, y'know?
[19:24] Tsukasa
I see.
[19:28] Nasa
Nakiri-san! Thanks a bunch for the tools.
[19:32] Nakiri
Hey. Did the installation go well?
[19:35] Nasa
Yep!
[19:36] Nasa
Pretty smoothly, I guess.
[19:38] Nakiri
That's good to hear.
[19:40] Nakiri
I'm still having trouble believing
you got married, Nasa-kun.
[19:46] Nakiri
I don't really have a desire to,
so it's hard to picture.
[19:50] Nakiri
Is being married a good thing?
[19:53] Nasa
Well, it probably depends on the person.
[19:56] Nasa
But I think it's pretty good.
[19:59] Nakiri
I-I see. In what ways?
[20:02] Nasa
Well, let's see. For one thing...
[20:06] Nasa
My wife always smells great!
[20:10] Nakiri
She does?!
[20:11] Nasa
Yeah! It's really pretty incredible!
[20:15] Nasa
When we walk together at night,
[20:17] Nasa
I always end up standing downwind.
[20:20] Nasa
And there's this sweet scent,
like I'm in a field of flowers!
[20:25] Nasa
Sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go crazy!
[20:28] Nakiri
W-Well, that is certainly...
[20:30] Nakiri
I think it may be a bit advanced for me.
[20:33] Nakiri
Anything else come to mind?
[20:36] Nasa
Oh, right!
[20:37] Nasa
Nakiri-san, did you know that girls
[20:39] Nasa
will buy cookies based on
the design of the package?
[20:43] Nakiri
Th-That's crazy!
[20:45] Nakiri
Who even does that?!
[20:47] Nakiri
Shouldn't you buy cookies
based on their flavor?!
[20:49] Nasa
I was surprised at first, too.
[20:52] Nasa
I asked her, "Shouldn't you pick
food based on how it tastes?"
[20:56] Nasa
But then, she told me...
[20:59] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Well, of course the taste matters,
[21:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa
but the cuteness of the
packaging matters, too.
[21:04] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Besides, if they put
effort into the package,
[21:06] (Flashback) Tsukasa
they're bound to put it into the taste, too.
[21:09] (Flashback) Tsukasa
And if the box is cute,
[21:11] (Flashback) Tsukasa
it makes you more excited
when you pick it up, right?
[21:15] Nakiri
She does have a point there, I think.
[21:19] Nakiri
It's like how I get excited
about a rotary engine,
[21:22] Nakiri
and start thinking if I get
a car, it's gotta be an RX-7.
[21:26] Nasa
It's the same thing!
[21:27] Nakiri
Girls buy cookies based on the packaging...
[21:30] Nakiri
This is pretty educational! Anything else?
[21:32] Nasa
Well, do you know about this?
[21:35] Nasa
Girls...
[21:39] Nasa
tend to prefer to drink warm water.
[21:41] Nakiri
W-Warm water?!
[21:44] Nakiri
Th-That sounds like room
temperature nonsense!
[21:46] Nakiri
Everyone knows the best drinks
are the ice cold ones!
[21:51] Nasa
Apparently not, actually!
[21:53] Nasa
According to my wife...
[21:54] (Flashback) Nasa
Here, Tsukasa-chan.
[21:56] Tsukasa
No thanks.
[21:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa
If you drink that cold stuff all
the time, you'll catch a chill.
[22:02] Nasa
Listen closely, Nakiri-san!
[22:03] Nasa
By drinking warm water intentionally,
[22:06] Nasa
girls are trying to avoid feeling cold!
And they do it on purpose!
[22:10] Nasa
Do you understand how
delicate that makes them?!
[22:13] Nakiri
I-I had no idea.
[22:16] Nakiri
There's a lot to learn about girls.
[22:19] Nasa
There sure is!
[22:21] Nasa
But the best thing about getting married,
to me, is how my world has expanded.
[22:26] Nakiri
The world?
[22:27] Nasa
Right!
[22:28] Nasa
By living together,
[22:30] Nasa
I'm discovering things every day
that I had no idea about.
[22:34] Nasa
I go to places I've never been before, think
about things I never considered before,
[22:38] Nasa
experience emotions I've never felt,
[22:40] Nasa
meet people I wouldn't have met otherwise...
[22:43] Nasa
All of those things combined
[22:46] Nasa
have made me feel like I have
more potential than before.
[22:50] Nasa
It feels like the world itself is bigger.
[23:02] Nasa
Well, Nakiri-san, I'll be seeing you!
[23:06] Nakiri
Sure. Until next time.
[23:12] Nakiri
Your world expanding by meeting new people...
[23:18] Nakiri
Maybe I...
[23:20] Nakiri
should look for a wife, too.
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[23:25] Aya
Life is a sauna!
[23:27] Kaname
Great, my sister's lost her marbles again.
[23:30] Aya
There are times when people
must show restraint.
[23:32] Kaname
You oughta make that your phone's wallpaper
and re-read it a hundred times over.
[23:35] Aya
Which is why I will restrain myself by
giving up on this gacha some other time!
[23:38] Kaname
Okay, we're done here!
E8 - When You Actually Like It
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[00:02] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Darling...
[00:03] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Do you love me?
[00:06] (Flashback) Nasa
Huh? Y-Yeah, of course I do.
[00:12] (Flashback) Tsukasa
I see.
[00:17] Nasa
So that's what happened.
[00:19] Nasa
Do you think I've done something
to make her doubt my love?
[00:23] Kaname
I see. This is quite a fascinating
case study, I think.
[00:27] Nasa
Huh? What do you mean?
[00:29] Kaname
Here's an example...
[00:31] Kaname
Say you're looking at a work of cubism.
[00:32] Kaname
Whether or not you see it as a work of art
or just doodles depends on the person.
[00:38] Kaname
In the same way,
[00:39] Kaname
even individual words can be interpreted
differently between men and women!
[00:43] Nasa
Huh? I-Interpreted differently?
[00:46] Kaname
Yep.
[00:47] Kaname
You have a cat, don't you, Senpai?
[00:50] Nasa
Y-Yeah...
[00:51] Kaname
To put it in those terms,
what Tsukassan said amounts to purring.
[00:58] Nasa
What?
[00:58] Kaname
She already knows that you love her.
[01:01] Kaname
She got closer to you and
started purring like that
[01:03] Kaname
because she wanted you
to show some affection.
[01:06] Kaname
What would you do if a cat did
something like that, Senpai?
[01:10] Kaname
You'd probably want to
pet them for a while, right?
[01:13] Nasa
Y-Yeah...
[01:14] Kaname
And yet what was your response?!
[01:17] Tsukasa
Do you love me?
[01:20] Nasa
Huh? Oh, yeah, of course I do.
[01:25] Kaname
How could you be so cold to a purring kitty?!
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[01:29] Kaname
And you're wondering if she's questioning
your love?! Well, I sure as hell am!
[01:33] Nasa
I-Is that what it was?!
[01:35] Kaname
That's right!
[01:36] Kaname
And there's only one appropriate
response for that situation:
[01:40] Kaname
You've gotta show your affection to her
until she's satisfied! It's the only way!
[01:46] Tsukasa
Well, I don't think he was annoyed, but...
[01:52] Tsukasa
It probably was annoying.
[01:54] Tsukasa
It has to be, right?
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Does he get annoyed when you ask,
"Do you love me?"
[01:56] Tsukasa
That's why I don't ask too often.
[01:59] Tsukasa
You're the only one allowed to whisper
sweet nothings to me, you know.
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[03:36] Nasa
If there's one thing I've learned in the
relatively short time I've been married,
[03:42] Nasa
it's the importance of expressing
things verbally with women.
[03:46] (Flashback) Kaname
Consider the words, "I love you."
[03:50] (Flashback) Kaname
A cutie pie like me is probably going to hear
that from no shortage of guys in the future,
[03:56] (Flashback) Kaname
in no less than five different
languages, I'd wager.
[03:59] (Flashback) Kaname
But Tsukassan is married, and you're the
only one allowed to say that to her!
[04:05] (Flashback) Kaname
So if you stop saying it to her?
[04:07] (Flashback) Kaname
It means she'll never hear
those words ever again!
[04:12] (Flashback) Kaname
The same applies to other stuff, too!
[04:14] (Flashback) Kaname
Telling a girl she's cute or
pretty is like watering a flower!
[04:20] (Flashback) Kaname
You must never forget your responsibility!
[04:24] Nasa
I don't think I've been forgetting,
[04:27] Nasa
but I'll admit I haven't been
too aggressive about saying it.
[04:30] Nasa
What's considered the right timing to
tell someone you love them, though?
[04:34] Nasa
Isn't it a little weird to tell someone,
[04:36] Nasa
"You're pretty," or "You're so cute,"
during daily life, with no real lead-in?
[04:40] Nasa
And when you consider I lived 18 years
never needing to say those kinds of things,
[04:44] Nasa
I don't know how I'm suddenly
supposed to adapt.
[04:48] Nasa
But if I don't figure something out,
I'll be letting Tsukasa-chan down!
[04:52] Nasa
And it is true that I think about
how cute she is every day!
[04:56] Nasa
That's right! This is totally doable!
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[05:00] Idol Trio
What did you think of that song?
[05:02] Idol trio
I was really anxious about
singing it for the first time!
[05:03] Nasa
You're way prettier than
those idols, Tsukasa-chan.
[05:10] Nasa
Yeah, I get the feeling
that's a terrible idea!
[05:13] Nasa
First there's the "Where'd that
comparison come from?" factor,
[05:15] Nasa
and what if Tsukasa-chan
likes that idol group?!
[05:19] Nasa
And more than that, it sounds
like either flattery or sarcasm!
[05:22] Nasa
Which means the best timing is probably...
[05:32] Nasa
Good morning, Tsukasa-chan.
[05:35] Nasa
You're as incredibly cute as ever today.
[05:39] Tsukasa
Uh... okay. Thank you.
[05:43] Tsukasa
I'm going to get changed and
help out at the bathhouse.
[05:49] Nasa
Well, that didn't work!
[05:51] Nasa
What did I do wrong?
[05:52] Nasa
I know there's more to it
than just saying the words.
[05:55] Nasa
And I really did put a lot
of thought into that one!
[05:58] Nasa
But this confirms a theory of mine.
[06:01] Nasa
To be honest, I was pretty sure
beforehand, but this settles it!
[06:03] Nasa
I need to practice before
this will turn out right!
[06:07] Nasa
These words that I never had any use
for in the 18 years I've been alive...
[06:11] Nasa
Of course I won't be able to use them
right in my daily life all of a sudden!
[06:15] Nasa
That much should've been obvious!
[06:17] Nasa
But just because I'm not good at it now
doesn't mean it should stay that way!
[06:22] Nasa
Loving words are like English!
[06:24] Nasa
You gotta keep learning and practicing,
or you'll never be any good!
[06:27] Nasa
I'm gonna start by studying with shojo manga!
[06:33] Tsukasa
My husband has started reading shojo manga
whenever he takes a break from work.
[06:39] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan...
[06:42] Nasa
Shojo manga is pretty interesting!
[06:45] Tsukasa
My husband, as a rule,
has no sense of proportion.
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[06:49] Tsukasa
When he gets into something, he absorbs
huge amounts of it as quickly as possible.
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[06:55] Tsukasa
To be honest, it's kind of cute...
[06:59] Tsukasa
But when I see him focusing so
intently on something like this,
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[07:04] Tsukasa
I kinda wanna mess with him!
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[07:15] Nasa
Toast?! Come on, why are you eating my hair?!
[07:19] Nasa
Hey! What is this persistent urge
of yours to eat my head?! Seriously!
[07:26] Tsukasa
Now, now, Toast, you can't interrupt Daddy.
[07:31] Tsukasa
You are honestly such a
troublesome little kitty.
[07:33] Tsukasa
We'll need to be careful.
[07:35] Nasa
I-Is it okay if I read a bit more?
[07:38] Tsukasa
Of course. Enjoy yourself.
[07:40] Tsukasa
Lately, I've developed a guilty pleasure.
[07:44] Tsukasa
When I see my darling with
that serious look on his face,
[07:47] Tsukasa
I feel this pressing urge to mess with him.
[07:51] Tsukasa
I know better than to indulge when
he's busy with work, of course,
[07:56] Tsukasa
but if it's not work,
then it can't hurt, right?
[08:00] Tsukasa
Darling, have you felt worn out lately?
[08:03] Nasa
Huh? Not at all, why?
[08:05] Tsukasa
No, I'm sure you have.
This calls for a massage.
[08:09] Tsukasa
That being the case,
let me rub your shoulders.
[08:11] Nasa
O-Okay, thanks.
[08:14] Tsukasa
Now, then...
[08:16] Tsukasa
Here!
[08:19] Nasa
Hang on, Tsukasa-chan!
Why were you tickling me?
[08:22] Tsukasa
Wait, did I do that wrong?
[08:24] Nasa
Y-Yeah, you did! You can't go after
my ribs out of the blue like that.
[08:28] Tsukasa
I see. I won't do it without warning again.
[08:32] Nasa
Exactly. If you're going to rub something,
make it my shoulders, please.
[08:35] Nasa
Okay?
[08:36] Tsukasa
Okay, I've got it.
[08:38] Tsukasa
Tsukasa-chan never lies!
[08:40] Tsukasa
Now, let me just rub your sides.
[08:45] Nasa
Hey! No! I asked you not to tickle me!
[08:48] Tsukasa
But I warned you beforehand this time.
[08:52] Nasa
A warning doesn't change anything!
[08:54] Nasa
You rub the shoulders!
The shoulders, por favor!
[08:57] Tsukasa
I think your Spanish might be
a little advanced for me.
[08:59] Nasa
It wasn't advanced at all!
[09:01] Nasa
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
[09:04] Nasa
Come on, that look makes it
obvious what you're trying to do!
[09:07] Tsukasa
Sorry, sorry! You were just too cute,
the way you were focused on that manga.
[09:12] Nasa
Come on...
[09:14] Tsukasa
What made you suddenly start
reading shojo manga, though?
[09:19] Nasa
W-Well, there was... n-no real reason, I'd say.
[09:23] Nasa
It'd be way too embarrassing to admit
that I started because I was trying
[09:26] Nasa
to figure out how to express my love better,
[09:28] Nasa
but then got hooked because
of how entertaining they are!
[09:32] Tsukasa
Darling. You tried to brush
that off, didn't you?
[09:35] Nasa
Huh?! Wh-What makes you say that?
[09:37] Tsukasa
Tsukasa-chan is pretty perceptive
about this kind of thing.
[09:41] Tsukasa
So stop being embarrassed and tell
the truth. What brought all this on?
[09:44] Nasa
Well, it's like I said...
[09:46] Tsukasa
Like what you said?
[09:58] Tsukasa
Ugh, you're so cute, I just had to kiss you.
[10:01] Tsukasa
What's the big idea? Seriously.
[10:02] Nasa
What's what big idea? What?
[10:04] Tsukasa
Now fess up and tell the truth!
[10:07] Nasa
Well, um...
[10:10] Nasa
I wanted to convey how much I love you.
[10:15] Nasa
And saying stuff like that...
If it's before you're going out,
[10:19] Nasa
all you need to do is find the right
moment to admit how you feel, right?
[10:25] Nasa
But once you're married,
[10:27] Nasa
I think you need to be able to tell someone
that sort of thing casually in daily life.
[10:31] Nasa
But it's hard to do that sort of thing
without practice or study, so...
[10:38] Tsukasa
So you thought you'd read
shojo manga for study?
[10:43] Nasa
Y-Yeah. And then it was so
interesting, I got hooked.
[10:48] Tsukasa
I-I see.
[10:50] Tsukasa
Damn, darling, how cute are you?
[10:54] Tsukasa
Well, I appreciate you thinking about
that sort of thing so seriously.
[10:58] Tsukasa
Now, why don't you show me
the fruits of your study?
[11:03] Nasa
Huh?!
[11:04] Tsukasa
Now!
[11:05] Nasa
Wait, are you still making fun of me now?
[11:08] Tsukasa
Not at all, no! I'm totally serious!
[11:11] Nasa
I know you're not!
[11:12] Tsukasa
I'm being super serious right now.
Tsukasa-chan never lies!
[11:15] Tsukasa
So now.
[11:16] Nasa
Y-You're being serious right now?
[11:18] Tsukasa
Very much so.
[11:20] Nasa
Well...
[11:23] Nasa
T-Tsukasa-chan, I love you the
most in the entire universe.
[11:30] Tsukasa
What the heck was that cute nonsense?!
[11:32] Tsukasa
Play fair, darling!
[11:34] Nasa
Wait, are you mad?!
[11:37] Tsukasa
Well, in that case, how about more specifics?
[11:40] Tsukasa
How much do you love me?
[11:42] Nasa
Well, you're always so cute.
[11:47] Nasa
It's like every time I see you,
I feel like I love you more.
[11:58] Kaname
Tsukassan... You're in a good mood.
[12:01] Kaname
Something nice happen?
[12:05] Tsukasa
Not telling.
[12:13] Kaname
I'm curious, Senpai. Do you two
ever get in the bath together?
[12:19] Kaname
Oh, did you not hear me? I was asking...
[12:21] Nasa
I did hear you, actually!
[12:23] Nasa
Why are you in the men's
bath like it's no big deal?!
[12:26] Kaname
Well?
[12:27] Kaname
How about it? What's the answer?
[12:29] Nasa
I-I mean, we are married,
so I would like to do that...
[12:34] Nasa
But that building doesn't have a bath.
[12:36] Nasa
Granted, if we move into a new apartment that
has one, then I'd love to do that every day.
[12:44] Kaname
So the desire exists, at least.
[12:47] Kaname
In that case, do you wanna join her now?
[12:49] Nasa
Huh?
[12:50] Kaname
Business hours are over,
and the customers are all gone.
[12:55] Kaname
You can pop into the women's
bath now, if you want.
[12:58] Nasa
What?! B-But...
[12:59] Kaname
You guys already got in the bath
together at Kusatsu, right?
[13:03] Kaname
Tsukassan still seems to be bathing,
[13:06] Kaname
so I'll unlock the door that
leads to the women's bath.
[13:10] Kaname
You two can enjoy some quality time
washing each other's backs or something.
[13:16] Nasa
A-Are you sure it's okay?
[13:17] Kaname
You bet.
[13:19] Kaname
Just don't have too much fun
and make a lot of noise, okay?
[13:23] Kaname
Sound really carries in this place.
[13:26] Nasa
W-We wouldn't go that far!
[13:31] Nasa
Okay, I'm going!
[13:32] Tsukasa
Whoa, hang on!
[13:33] Tsukasa
Hold on a sec! Are you actually
coming over here, darling?!
[13:37] Kaname
Did you hear us?
[13:39] Tsukasa
Of course I did!
[13:41] Tsukasa
Why am I not a part of this conversation?!
[13:44] Kaname
Should I cancel the spousal
quality time, then?
[13:47] Tsukasa
Huh? Well, I mean...
[13:51] Tsukasa
I-If you... turn the lights off,
then it's okay.
[13:56] Kaname
You heard her. Good for you, Senpai.
[14:00] Kaname
I'm going to go clean up at the front desk,
[14:04] Kaname
so enjoy yourselves!
[14:09] Nasa
Getting in the bath with your
wife is a totally normal thing.
[14:13] Nasa
If anything, it's a good thing! The kind of
thing that the government would endorse!
[14:18] Nasa
Married couples getting along
contributes to world peace!
[14:23] Nasa
I think!
[14:25] Nasa
W-Well, Tsukasa-chan, can I come in?
[14:29] Tsukasa
S-Sure... Go ahead.
[14:54] Nasa
It...
[14:57] Nasa
It's the first time we've done
this since the Kusatsu trip, huh?
[15:01] Tsukasa
Th-That's right.
[15:03] Tsukasa
Seriously, I have no idea
what Kaname was thinking,
[15:06] Tsukasa
suggesting something like
this out of the blue...
[15:08] Nasa
Y-Yeah.
[15:10] Nasa
I'm kinda glad she did, though.
[15:13] Tsukasa
I mean, so am I.
[15:18] Tsukasa
Don't look too closely, okay?
[15:22] Tsukasa
This isn't like Kusatsu.
[15:24] Tsukasa
The water's clear, so...
[15:28] Tsukasa
You can see... everything.
[15:34] Nasa
Th-This is bad.
[15:36] Nasa
She warned us not to make any noise,
but I feel like I'm gonna!
[15:43] Nasa
How much do you think voices carry in here?
[15:46] Tsukasa
Huh?
[15:47] Nasa
Well, it's just that...
[15:49] Nasa
We probably shouldn't do anything that
Kaname-chan will be able to hear.
[16:02] Tsukasa
Honestly...
[16:04] Tsukasa
It's like this stuff is always the
first thing on your mind, Nasa-kun.
[16:08] Nasa
Sorry!
[16:09] Nasa
Did you not want to?
[16:14] Tsukasa
You are so stupid!
[16:17] Tsukasa
If I didn't want to...
[16:20] Tsukasa
I wouldn't have let you in here at all!
[16:22] Nasa
T-Too stimulating!
[16:25] Tsukasa
Now turn the other way.
[16:27] Nasa
O-Okay!
[16:40] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, are you getting out already?
[16:42] Tsukasa
No! I was just thinking
about using the sauna.
[16:47] Tsukasa
If you want to join me, feel free, darling.
[16:55] Nasa
If she didn't want to,
she wouldn't have let me in.
[16:58] Nasa
If you really didn't want to...
[17:00] Nasa
If she didn't—
[17:01] Nasa
This is like a scene out of a shojo manga!
[17:04] Nasa
Which means I need to go!
[17:07] Nasa
Getting into the bath and then the sauna
[17:11] Nasa
with my wife is for the sake of world peace!
[17:18] Nasa
S-So hot!
[17:20] Nasa
Come to think of it, the sauna here...
[17:23] Nasa
has the temperature set really high!
[17:26] Nasa
In a setup like this, I'll have
maybe five minutes to do stuff!
[17:31] Nasa
But will I be able to maintain
my libidinous feelings—
[17:35] Nasa
I mean, my love for my wife,
in the midst of this scorching heat?!
[17:39] Nasa
Will I?
[17:41] Nasa
Will I?!
[17:45] Tsukasa
Darling, you came.
[17:47] Nasa
Yeah, this'll be easy!
[17:49] Nasa
C-Can I sit next to you?
[17:51] Tsukasa
Of course.
[17:53] Tsukasa
I love how hot the sauna here is.
[17:56] Nasa
D-Do you?
[17:59] Nasa
How long do you usually stay in the sauna?
[18:02] Tsukasa
As long as I can, of course.
[18:04] Nasa
Well, that's very manly!
[18:06] Tsukasa
You see, a sauna, darling...
[18:09] Tsukasa
is a battle against yourself.
[18:11] Tsukasa
Amidst this overwhelming heat,
[18:14] Tsukasa
you're able to ask yourself
the hard questions.
[18:17] Nasa
I-I see.
[18:22] Nasa
This isn't what I expected!
[18:25] Nasa
You must love saunas, huh, Tsukasa-chan?
[18:28] Tsukasa
Not exactly, no.
[18:30] Nasa
Huh?
[18:31] Tsukasa
It's not me that loves saunas.
All of humanity does!
[18:35] Nasa
I-I see.
[18:38] Nasa
Despite a mostly naked man and woman
being together in a dark, enclosed space,
[18:42] Nasa
the atmosphere isn't even a little spicy!
[18:45] Nasa
Well, I guess fooling around in a sauna
room is a bad idea in the first place.
[18:51] Nasa
But mankind has always
challenged new frontiers!
[18:58] Nasa
Wh-What are you doing, Tsukasa-chan?
[19:02] Tsukasa
Creating some steam so it'll get hotter in here.
[19:05] Tsukasa
I was feeling like more of a challenge.
[19:08] Nasa
That's not the kind of challenge I meant!
[19:11] Tsukasa
Do you like saunas, darling?
[19:13] Nasa
Well, let's see...
[19:15] Nasa
I-I'm not great with them, to be honest.
[19:19] Nasa
Which is why I usually get out after two or
three minutes, when it becomes unbearable.
[19:23] Tsukasa
You've got the wrong idea, darling.
[19:25] Tsukasa
A sauna begins with enduring
the first three minutes.
[19:29] Tsukasa
The first three minutes are before
your body gets used to the heat,
[19:32] Tsukasa
so it can be uncomfortable, and even painful.
[19:35] Tsukasa
Which is why amateurs can't bear those first
three minutes, and tend to run out right away.
[19:37] Nasa
Amateurs?!
[19:41] Tsukasa
But that's wrong!
[19:42] Tsukasa
You endure the first three minutes,
and that's when the first door opens!
[19:46] Nasa
What door?
[19:47] Tsukasa
And when that door opens,
[19:49] Tsukasa
the heat spreads throughout your body,
and then it becomes comfortable!
[19:52] Tsukasa
The heat is our friend!
[19:54] Nasa
We're friends?!
[19:56] Tsukasa
You need to hang in there until
that friendship blossoms.
[19:59] Tsukasa
Let's open the door together, darling!
[20:02] Nasa
Oh, boy, she seems really serious about this.
[20:05] Nasa
O-Okay, I'll try my best.
[20:10] Aya
Kaname-chan!
[20:13] Aya
Did you drain the bathwater already?
[20:15] Kaname
Not yet. But don't go in the women's bath.
[20:19] Aya
Why not?
[20:20] Kaname
Because Senpai and Tsukassan are having
some private time in there right now.
[20:25] Aya
What the heck?!
That's straight out of a rom-com!
[20:27] Kaname
Well, they're already married,
[20:29] Kaname
so there won't be any of that
"Ew, perv!" stuff like in rom-coms.
[20:32] Aya
That just means it's gonna
be even more intense!
[20:35] Kaname
Anyway, if you're going in,
make sure to use the men's bath.
[20:37] Aya
G-Got it.
[20:39] Aya
All the customers left already, right?
[20:44] Ginga
Aw, crap. I dozed off in the sauna.
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[20:51] Nasa
This is bad. No doors are opening at all.
[20:54] Nasa
And this heat doesn't seem at all friendly!
[20:57] Nasa
Is my wife seriously,
seriously enduring this heat?
[21:01] Nasa
It's getting harder and harder to endure!
[21:04] Nasa
Is this really okay, Tsukasa-chan?!
[21:12] Nasa
I'll try to commune with
the heat for a bit longer.
[21:15] Nasa
But even if I do, time's running out.
[21:18] Nasa
Which means my only choice is to....
[21:24] Nasa
Even if the heat wipes me out,
[21:26] Nasa
I want to have some contact!
[21:28] Nasa
As I see my wife enduring
the heat of the sauna,
[21:31] Nasa
glistening with sweat,
she's as cute as she's ever been!
[21:34] Nasa
Normally, I wouldn't be able to touch
someone like that, but we're married!
[21:38] Nasa
And married couples getting along
contributes to world peace!
[21:42] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan...
[21:46] Tsukasa
It's already hot enough.
Are you sure you want to?
[21:49] Nasa
Yeah.
[21:51] Nasa
Because my feelings for you
burn way hotter than this.
[21:59] Tsukasa
Looks like your practice
is paying off, darling.
[22:02] Nasa
Aw, come on!
[22:04] Nasa
If you're gonna make fun
of me, then take this!
[22:07] Tsukasa
H-Hey! My towel's gonna fall off.
[22:10] Nasa
W-Would that be a bad thing?
[22:14] Tsukasa
W-Well... n-not really...
[22:23] Sign/Aya
Eek! Who the heck are you?!
[22:28] Tsukasa
What was that, darling?
[22:30] Nasa
Aya-san's voice, I think.
[22:33] Tsukasa
The sound in here really seems
to carry. Let's get out.
[22:37] Nasa
Y-Yeah.
[22:38] Aya
Why were you in there when I was going in?!
SIGN Gripe
[22:42] Aya
What is wrong with you?!
Unbelievable! Give me a break!
[22:42] Ginga
Well, it was the men's bath...
[22:45] Aya
I don't wanna hear your logic!
[22:47] Aya
I wanna know how you're
going to make this right!
[22:49] Ginga
Make it right?
[22:51] Aya
Are you going to, or not?! Which is it?!
SIGN Gripe
[22:53] Kaname
Sorry about all this, Senpai.
[22:56] Kaname
Seems this rom-com nonsense got in your way.
[23:01] Tsukasa
Good grief. Just when things were going well...
[23:04] Tsukasa
What a shame.
[23:06] Nasa
It was a shame?
[23:08] Tsukasa
I mean, it's a shame what happened to Aya!
[23:11] Nasa
I-I see...
[23:14] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah.
[23:16] Tsukasa
What else?
[23:17] Nasa
Right...
[23:20] Nasa
I thought about how I'd like to
get in the sauna together again.
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[23:25] Naoko
Yuzaki-kun, do you ever argue
with your wife about food?
[23:28] Nasa
Not at all. Do you, Yanagi-sensei?
[23:31] Naoko
About whether fried eggs get
soy sauce or Worcestershire,
[23:33] Naoko
and whether or not to mix
your curry into your rice.
[23:35] Nasa
Still, food does taste better when you
have someone to share it with, right?
[23:37] Naoko
You really are an honor student!
E9 - A Summer Day
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[00:04] (Flashback) Girl
It's all burnt up...
[00:07] (Flashback) Girl
Where am I supposed to go now?
[00:11] (Flashback) Woman
It's all right. You're still alive.
[00:17] (Flashback) Woman
For now, you should eat these ohagi.
[00:26] Tokiko
I remember it all so clearly...
[00:29] Tokiko
Like it was yesterday.
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SIGN Channel
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[02:02] Tsukasa
Darling...
[02:04] Tsukasa
I think the DVR is broken.
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[02:08] Nasa
What makes you say that?
[02:10] Tsukasa
I mean, look, I keep pressing, but...
[02:13] Nasa
Can I see that for a sec?
[02:14] Tsukasa
Here.
[02:17] Nasa
It's probably just dead batteries.
[02:22] Nasa
There we go. It's working.
[02:27] Tsukasa
Darling...
[02:28] Tsukasa
You just thought, "Wow,
what a dummy," didn't you?
[02:31] Nasa
What?! Of course not!
[02:34] Tsukasa
Really?
[02:36] Tsukasa
You didn't think I was pitiful
for being unable to deal with
[02:39] Tsukasa
something as basic as dead batteries?
[02:41] Nasa
I would never!
[02:43] Tsukasa
Really? Well, I guess that's okay, then.
[02:48] Nasa
My wife is an amazing person.
[02:52] Nasa
She has a real air of mystery around her,
[02:54] Nasa
she's a deft hand with most things,
[02:56] Nasa
and I've never seen her afraid
or losing her composure.
[03:00] Nasa
Even when there are scary-looking
customers at the bathhouse sometimes...
[03:04] (Flashback) Tsukasa
We don't serve customers with tattoos here.
[03:07] (Flashback) Tsukasa
If you would still like to enter,
you'll need to cover it up with this tape.
[03:11] (Flashback) Customer
S-Sure...
[03:13] Nasa
I honestly think she's too good for me.
[03:16] Nasa
Which is why, occasionally... there are
moments that I can't help but smile at.
[03:21] Tsukasa
Y'know, I think my phone
is playing tricks on me.
[03:24] Nasa
What tricks?
[03:25] Tsukasa
It says my password is wrong.
[03:28] Nasa
Did you forget it?
[03:29] Tsukasa
Of course not!
[03:30] Tsukasa
But you don't have to enter your
password that often anymore, right?
[03:34] Tsukasa
Most of the time, it goes "dink" and
automatically fills in your ID and password!
[03:41] Tsukasa
So when it tells me to enter them
the old-fashioned way all of a sudden...
[03:45] Tsukasa
And I tried hard!
[03:47] Tsukasa
But it keeps saying the password that
I was so confident about is wrong!
[03:53] Tsukasa
Maybe it was changed by
some sort of super hacker?!
[03:56] Nasa
Well, that's a wild theory!
[04:00] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, you haven't changed the
password since I set it up for you, right?
[04:05] Tsukasa
Huh? Of course not.
[04:08] Nasa
In that case...
[04:12] Nasa
There. I got in.
[04:14] Tsukasa
Darling... I'm amazed you remember that
nonsensical string of characters so easily.
[04:19] Tsukasa
Well, there is actually a meaning behind it.
[04:22] Tsukasa
But I think you should probably change it.
[04:24] Nasa
It has to be complicated,
but something you can remember.
[04:29] Tsukasa
Yeah, that's impossible.
[04:31] Nasa
I didn't realize we were
discussing what's possible.
[04:34] Nasa
In that case, should I manage
your password for you?
[04:37] Tsukasa
Would you?
[04:38] Tsukasa
I see! So this is the "dividing
the housework" part of marriage!
[04:42] Nasa
I don't think so, no.
[04:45] Nasa
What did you do before
we were married, though?
[04:47] Tsukasa
Oh, Tokiko took care of that kind of thing.
[04:51] Tsukasa
She might not look the part,
but she's a hardcore STEM type.
[04:54] Nasa
Really? Wow.
[04:56] Tokiko
I know Python, too.
[04:59] Nasa
Y'know, I think it's really cute how some
things actually give you trouble, Tsukasa-chan.
[05:04] Tsukasa
You really do think I'm a
dummy, don't you, darling?
[05:09] Nasa
What?! I don't think that at all!
[05:12] Tsukasa
No, you do.
[05:14] Tsukasa
Tsukasa-chan is the kind of girl
who picks up on these things.
[05:17] Tsukasa
Y'know what this is?
[05:18] Tsukasa
This is genuinely one of those "happy wife,
happy life" type situations.
[05:23] Nasa
That kind of sounds like extortion, but...
[05:27] Nasa
How about some cake, then?
[05:32] Nasa
Oh, come on! Don't give
me that exasperated look!
[05:35] Tsukasa
You're trying to cheer me up
with cake in this day and age?
[05:37] Tsukasa
It's not the old days anymore, darling.
[05:41] Nasa
Then... 168 apologems in
your favorite mobile game?
[05:46] Nasa
Okay, that sure is a face.
[05:49] Tsukasa
Darling! I know this was my idea,
but you don't have to suck up that much!
[05:54] Tsukasa
Maybe try for something
a little more practical!
[05:57] Nasa
S-Sorry...
[06:00] Tsukasa
Well, since it's the best option
so far, I'll settle for that cake.
[06:04] Tsukasa
And that being the case,
let's go and pick one out.
[06:07] Nasa
O-Okay...
[06:09] Tsukasa
All that aside, though,
I'm glad you're so reliable, darling.
[06:15] Nasa
I am?
[06:17] Tsukasa
Of course! I appreciate you
always being there to help me.
[06:20] Nasa
I see. Well...
[06:24] Nasa
This is all the thanks I need.
[06:27] Tsukasa
Honestly... You always want
to do stuff like this.
[06:30] Nasa
Yeah. But when I catch your scent,
[06:33] Nasa
it makes me want to do whatever you say.
[06:35] Tsukasa
O-Okay, enough! That tickles...
[06:39] Kaname
And that's why you went out for cake, huh?
[06:43] Nasa
Yep! My wife really is funny, huh?
[06:47] Kaname
Uh-huh...
[06:48] Nasa
The only thing I worry about
is if she's always that funny,
[06:53] Nasa
or if it's because she's married to me.
[06:57] Kaname
That is the least worrying
worry I ever heard of.
[07:00] Kaname
Still, isn't that a good thing?
Finding your partner cute, I mean.
[07:05] Nasa
And there was one other
thing I wanted to mention...
[07:08] Nasa
The other day, something similar happened.
[07:12] Kaname
What do you mean?
[07:14] Kaname
Look at me, the girl who listens to this nonsense
without registering a hint of disdain on her face!
[07:19] Kaname
Ain't I great?
[07:20] Naoko
Good afternoon!
[07:22] Nasa
Oh, Yanagi-sensei!
[07:27] Tsukasa
Help yourself.
[07:28] Naoko
Thanks.
[07:29] Nasa
So, what brings you by today?
[07:33] Naoko
I think... there's gonna be a marriage.
[07:37] Nasa
For who?
[07:38] Naoko
For me! Me! Your old homeroom
teacher, Yanagi-chan!
[07:42] Nasa
Oh, congratulations!
[07:45] Tsukasa
Congratulations.
[07:46] Naoko
It's not purely good news, though.
[07:51] Nasa
What do you mean?
[07:52] Nasa
Is there something you're worried about
when it comes to marrying Taniguchi-sensei?
[07:56] Naoko
Hang on, how did you know
it's Taniguchi-sensei?
[08:00] Naoko
Actually, you weren't surprised
at the news at all.
[08:04] Nasa
Well, I mean...
[08:08] Nasa
We saw you two fooling around in the park!
[08:11] Tsukasa
We already saw something crazy!
[08:14] Nasa
When I saw you together at the theme
park, you seemed to really get along!
[08:18] Tsukasa
I felt the same way.
[08:19] Naoko
Oh, is that right?
[08:22] Nasa
So, what is it you're worried about?
[08:25] Tsukasa
Putting aside how you were fooling
around in the park at night...
[08:29] Naoko
Y-You saw that, too?!
[08:32] Nasa/Tsukasa
Nope!
[08:33] Naoko
Well, whatever.
[08:35] Naoko
Actually, I wanted to ask you...
[08:38] Naoko
Yuzaki-kun, was there anything you were
worried about when it came to marriage?
[08:43] Nasa
Worried?
[08:45] Nasa
Nothing at all!
[08:47] Naoko
He can be terrifyingly airheaded at times.
[08:50] Naoko
Well, I expected as much,
but I guess that confirms it.
[08:54] Nasa
I was just a little anxious about whether or not
I was allowed to marry someone so wonderful!
[09:00] Nasa
Are you nervous about
getting married, Sensei?
[09:04] Naoko
The other day, we went out
for beef bowls on a date.
[09:08] Tsukasa
Beef bowls?
[09:09] Nasa
Is it some sort of, "I can't believe we
had beef bowls on a date!" thing?
[09:14] Naoko
Come on, I don't think I'm
a princess or something.
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your smart phone.
SIGN This is where
beef bowls get good.
SIGN We offer
double meat.
—Ushinoya
[09:17] Naoko
I go there by myself all the time.
[09:20] Naoko
I go by myself, order one with
double meat, and polish it off.
[09:25] Naoko
But this time, I was kind of happy and
anxious about going with the one I love...
[09:30] Tsukasa
She really is a sweetheart.
[09:33] Naoko
I mean, isn't that nice?
[09:34] Naoko
Having a relationship where
you can let your guard down.
[09:37] Nasa
I think so.
[09:39] Naoko
But then, when our bowls came out...
[09:46] Naoko
Taniguchi-sensei packed the red
pickled ginger sky-high on his.
[09:49] Nasa
Come to think of it,
I've heard of this before.
[09:52] Tsukasa
I see. And that choice of his made you uneasy.
[09:55] Naoko
It's not that! It's not that simple!
[10:01] (Flashback) Taniguchi
I'm sure this comes as a
surprise, Yanagi-sensei.
[10:04] (Flashback) Naoko
Y-Yeah.
[10:06] (Flashback) Taniguchi
I started eating them like this after
reading about it in a certain manga...
[10:09] (Flashback) Taniguchi
And just like they said in the actual manga,
[10:13] (Flashback) Taniguchi
it's actually not that good.
[10:16] Nasa
It's not?!
[10:17] Tsukasa
Then why all the ginger?!
[10:19] Naoko
Exactly! I asked that very same question!
[10:22] Naoko
And he said...
[10:23] (Flashback) Taniguchi
This... is something you can only
understand if you experience it.
[10:26] (Flashback) Taniguchi
But I don't want you to eat
it this way, Yanagi-sensei!
[10:30] (Flashback) Taniguchi
Please, Yanagi-sensei!
I want you to remain normal!
[10:36] Naoko
A real head-scratcher, right?
[10:38] Tsukasa
I-I'd say so.
[10:40] Naoko
Which is why I figured... I'd try it, too.
[10:45] Nasa
What?! You ate one like that, Yanagi-sensei?!
[10:48] Naoko
I did! I crossed that line!
The next day, by myself.
[10:52] Naoko
And when I anxiously took a bite...
[10:58] Naoko
It wasn't particularly good.
[11:00] Nasa
Well...
[11:01] Tsukasa
That makes sense.
[11:02] Naoko
But that's not even the worst part!
[11:08] Naoko
It wasn't particularly good,
and I left the restaurant.
[11:13] Naoko
And about two days later,
[11:14] Naoko
I started getting an insatiable craving for a
beef bowl piled sky-high with red ginger!
[11:20] Naoko
And that was when I realized: This is
what Taniguchi-sensei was talking about!
[11:25] Naoko
It's a swamp!
[11:27] Naoko
A beefy swamp that's impossible
to escape once you've sunk in!
[11:31] Naoko
I used to look at people who packed
on the red ginger with disdain!
[11:36] Naoko
"How could they be so
ridiculous?!" I'd think!
[11:38] Naoko
But... because of him...
I've learned to forgive them.
[11:45] Tsukasa
What exactly is the problem here?
[11:47] Naoko
People can change.
[11:49] Naoko
And falling in love can drive that change.
[11:52] Naoko
Is that something to be glad about?
[11:54] Nasa
I-I think so?
[11:56] Nasa
Consider it personal growth.
[11:59] Naoko
I never wanted to grow into a person who
eats a big pile of red ginger on her beef bowl.
[12:05] Nasa
Well...
[12:06] Tsukasa
That's understandable.
[12:09] Nasa
Did you actually mention
this to Taniguchi-sensei?
[12:13] Naoko
I... I could never tell him!
[12:16] Naoko
I mean, think about it!
[12:18] Naoko
He fell in love with the version of
me that didn't pile on red ginger!
[12:22] Naoko
There's no way he could love me now that I've
been pickled by all that redness and ginger!
[12:27] Nasa
Er...
[12:29] Tsukasa
Seriously, what even is this?
[12:31] Nasa
W-Well, you still have to be honest
with him about it, right?
[12:35] Nasa
If he can't accept you as you are,
getting married seems...
[12:40] Naoko
You're right.
[12:42] Tsukasa
Hey, darling, what kind of
advice are we giving here?
[12:47] Naoko
I understand.
[12:49] Naoko
I'll try talking to him.
[12:52] Naoko
And I'll ask him if he can accept me as I am!
[12:59] Nasa
I hope the two of them can find happiness.
[13:03] Nasa
I'll be wishing on the stars for it.
[13:04] Tsukasa
I don't know if the stars will
know what to do with that wish.
[13:08] Nasa
Well, I couldn't really follow what
she was worried about, to be honest...
[13:13] Nasa
But do you wanna hit up a beef bowl place?
[13:15] Tsukasa
I was thinking the same thing.
[13:25] Nasa
My wife is cute!
[13:29] Tsukasa
Good morning, Nasa-kun.
[13:31] Nasa
It's like every time I see her,
she's cuter... and kinder...
[13:34] Nasa
So interesting, and fun to be around!
[13:36] Nasa
I love her more every day!
[13:39] Nasa
I can't imagine life without her anymore.
[13:41] Nasa
Even eating together is fun. Food tastes
better, and it goes down so smooth.
[13:47] Nasa
Eating... and eating... and eating more!
[13:53] Nasa
What the heck kind of number is that?!
[13:56] Nasa
A-Are you kidding me?
[13:58] Nasa
I used to have total control
over my body weight.
[14:02] Nasa
I know I haven't really been
paying attention lately,
[14:05] Nasa
but did I really balloon
this much in a few months?!
[14:08] Nasa
What could have caused it?
[14:09] Nasa
There's no reason I should have gained
so much weight in such a short time...
[14:13] Nasa
Wait, there is!
[14:15] Nasa
There clearly is!
[14:17] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Care for seconds, darling?
[14:20] Nasa
I-I didn't think a happy marriage
could bring this kind of trap with it.
[14:25] Nasa
B-But what I'm really wondering is...
[14:28] Nasa
How is she eating the same
food and not changing at all?
[14:35] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, Tsukasa-chan...
[14:40] Tsukasa
Wha—N-Nasa-kun?
[14:43] Nasa
My wife is shockingly slim!
[14:47] Nasa
How?!
[14:51] Tsukasa
Darling... have you put on weight?
[14:55] Nasa
Wh-Wh-What are you talking about, Tsukasa-chan?
[14:58] Nasa
D-Does it look like I have?
[15:01] Tsukasa
Well, not enough to be visibly noticeable...
[15:05] Tsukasa
But how about it?
[15:07] Tsukasa
Have you put on weight?
[15:09] Nasa
Y-Yeah...
[15:11] Tsukasa
I see. This is probably my fault.
[15:14] Tsukasa
You're so cute when you're
enjoying your food.
[15:17] Tsukasa
I end up making too much.
[15:20] Nasa
I-It's not your fault!
[15:22] Nasa
I've just been eating too much!
That's not on you!
[15:26] Tsukasa
Thank you. But I'll be more careful anyway.
[15:30] Tsukasa
Honestly, you don't need
to let it get you down.
[15:32] Tsukasa
Even if you got a bit fluffy,
[15:34] Tsukasa
I'd still think you're cute!
[15:39] Tsukasa
Wh-What's wrong, darling?
[15:42] Tsukasa
Why are you so distraught over this?
[15:44] Nasa
I-I admit that I may have
let my guard down...
[15:49] Tsukasa
Come on, it's fine! Really!
[15:52] Nasa
B-But...
[15:54] Nasa
Now that I've realized what has happened,
it's possible to correct the mistake!
[15:58] Nasa
Diet! In the end, it's just
calorie control and exercise!
[16:01] Nasa
If you burn more calories than you
take in, you can't possibly gain weight!
[16:06] Nasa
Which is why, as of today,
I am going to start exercising!
[16:09] Tsukasa
So he said he was going to start
running ten kilometers a day.
[16:13] Tsukasa
Is he any good with exercise?
[16:16] Kaname
I think he should be.
[16:18] Tsukasa
Really?
[16:19] Kaname
He wasn't in any sports clubs or anything,
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[16:22] Kaname
but he was trying to maintain all A grades.
[16:28] Nasa
It's as you've heard, Tsukasa-chan!
[16:30] Nasa
When I was in school, not only
did I work hard on exercise,
[16:34] Nasa
but I did quite a few physical
jobs before we were reunited,
[16:39] Nasa
so ten kilometers should be a piece of cake!
[16:41] Nasa
Which is why I'm heading out now!
[16:51] Tsukasa
Well, that was a rather thorough
setup for a punchline.
[16:54] Kaname
Outta shape, huh?
[16:56] Tsukasa
Well, since we're done
with the morning cleanup,
[16:58] Tsukasa
I think I'll join him.
[17:00] Kaname
By all means, go ahead.
[17:03] Nasa
D-Damn it! I may have stopped exercising,
[17:06] Nasa
and I know I've been doing
nothing but desk work lately!
[17:09] Nasa
And I realize I only ever go for a walk
when I go out with Tsukasa-chan...
[17:13] Nasa
But I didn't think that'd make
me fall this far out of shape!
[17:16] Nasa
Damn it, there's no way I can keep this up...
[17:22] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan!
[17:26] Tsukasa
You okay?
[17:27] Nasa
F-Fine...
[17:29] Nasa
O-Okay, maybe I'll do some chin-ups next.
[17:42] Tsukasa
This... is pretty bad.
[17:45] Tsukasa
N-Need some help, darling?
[17:49] Nasa
It's okay!
[17:51] Nasa
I have to get... at least a little stronger!
[17:55] Nasa
Strong enough to protect you...
[17:57] Nasa
As your husband!
[18:08] Nasa
I couldn't even manage one.
[18:11] Tsukasa
Oh, it's okay.
[18:13] Nasa
But as your husband, shouldn't I...
[18:15] Tsukasa
I saved you when we first met, remember?
[18:20] Tsukasa
I can keep you safe.
[18:25] Nasa
But I wanted to say that...
[18:29] Tsukasa
Sorry about that.
[18:33] Nasa
It's ready, Tsukasa-chan.
[18:34] Tsukasa
Thanks for making this, darling.
[18:38] Nasa
I mean, the only hard part is boiling water.
[18:40] Tsukasa
I still appreciate it.
[18:42] Tokiko
Nothing beats cold noodles
during a hot summer.
[18:48] Tsukasa
Damn it! Is this place infested?!
[18:51] Tokiko
Good lord, am I a bug now?
[18:53] Tokiko
I did you the favor of dropping
by since you never invite me.
[18:59] Tsukasa
Don't talk while slurping on noodles!
[19:02] Nasa
Now, now...
[19:04] Nasa
Thanks for coming by in spite of the heat.
[19:07] Tokiko
See that? At least your
husband has some manners.
[19:11] Tokiko
Would it kill you to show
the elderly some respect?
[19:15] Tsukasa
In what world do I owe you respect?
[19:18] Tokiko
And given that it's summer,
[19:21] Tokiko
would it kill you to get out of the
house a little and maybe come visit me?
[19:26] Tokiko
Oh, I know! Camping! I want to go camping!
[19:29] Tokiko
Since I'm here, you should
invite me on a camping trip.
[19:34] Tsukasa
Why the heck should I?!
[19:35] Tokiko
Why? Because it's all the rage these days.
[19:38] Tokiko
I've fallen down a camp video
rabbit hole on YouTube.
[19:41] Tsukasa
I don't care!
[19:43] Tokiko
The thing about camping
is, it cleanses the heart.
[19:47] Tokiko
You can heal your exhausted heart
away from the bustle of the city.
[19:51] Tokiko
Sipping on coffee while looking
up at the stars at night...
[19:54] Tokiko
It's like a trip on the galactic railroad.
[19:56] Tokiko
You become one with heaven and earth,
and recover a bit of your true nature.
[20:02] Tokiko
I doubt this means much to you,
[20:03] Tokiko
given how much time you spend
staring at that tiny phone screen,
[20:07] Tokiko
but that's the kind of experience
camping offers. Understand?
[20:10] Tsukasa
I still don't care!
[20:12] Nasa
Heaven and earth...
[20:14] Nasa
Becoming one with heaven and earth?
[20:19] Nasa
That sounds really interesting!
[20:23] Nasa
I've never gone camping before.
Is that what it's like?
[20:28] Nasa
Of course. It's the ultimate in recuperation.
[20:31] Tsukasa
Whoa, hang on a sec, darling!
[20:34] Tsukasa
You're not serious, are you?
[20:35] Nasa
Of course! Let's give it a shot.
[20:39] Tokiko
So we'll all be going
camping together next week.
[20:43] Tokiko
Oh, what fun!
[20:46] Tsukasa
Quit trying to force the issue!
[20:49] Tokiko
Well, if you're dead set
against it, that's fine.
[20:53] Tokiko
But would it really hurt to grant the wish of
someone who probably has so little time left?
[21:00] Tsukasa
Oh, fine. I'll go camping with you, then.
[21:03] Tokiko
Really? Yay!
[21:06] Tsukasa
Ugh...
[21:08] Tokiko
Well, I'll head home for today.
[21:10] Tokiko
This is for you. Share it
with your husband, okay?
[21:15] Tokiko
See you soon, you two!
[21:20] Nasa
She really is energetic.
[21:22] Tsukasa
I guess.
[21:24] Nasa
What did she give you, anyway?
[21:26] Tsukasa
I'm pretty sure I know without opening it.
[21:30] Tsukasa
It's most likely ohagi.
[21:32] (Flashback) Woman
It's all right. You're still alive.
[21:38] (Flashback) Woman
For now, you should eat these ohagi.
[21:49] Tsukasa
She was really happy to
get some as a gift once.
[21:55] [SONG] Ending sign
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[23:25] Kyuuma
Prep is crucial for camping!
[23:27] Kyuuma
So I've been watching a
bunch of videos about it!
[23:29] Tsukasa
Don't you have anything better to do?
[23:31] Kyuuma
First, you're supposed to
go camping on your own!
[23:33] Tsukasa
You've clearly only been watching
a certain type of video.
[23:35] Kyuuma
Also, actors who don't get much
work anymore do it a lot.
[23:37] Tsukasa
I didn't need to know that.
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[00:06] Nasa
I'm still proud of it.
[00:11] (Flashback) Nasa
Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
[00:12] Nasa
The fact that I was able
to answer right away.
[00:17] Nasa
Even now.
[00:20] Nasa
To this day...
[00:34] Nasa
Did I fall asleep?
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[02:13] Tsukasa
If stargazing is what you really want to do,
we don't need to go into the mountains.
[02:18] Nasa
Uh... Oh, you mean the camping
trip with Tokiko-san?
[02:23] Tsukasa
The mountains are swarming
with bugs in summer, you know.
[02:26] Tsukasa
You'll get eaten alive.
[02:28] Tsukasa
I wouldn't even consider
going if you weren't.
[02:34] Nasa
Yeah, but won't it be better to go up
somewhere high to look at the night sky?
[02:39] Tsukasa
For the record, there are places in
the city where you can do just that.
[02:45] Tsukasa
A certain building in Shibuya, for instance!
[02:47] Tsukasa
It has an open roof that offers
a wonderful view of the stars!
[02:51] Tsukasa
There's also grassy turf, along with beds
and hammocks for couples to cuddle on!
[02:57] Tsukasa
See?! You can go stargazing
without going into the mountains,
[03:00] Tsukasa
and without the bugs, even!
[03:02] Nasa
Well, that sounds like
a great idea for a date.
[03:06] Tsukasa
Fair enough...
[03:08] Tsukasa
I just don't get what her deal is.
[03:10] Tsukasa
Were the flyers really necessary?
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[03:12] Tsukasa
What even is an "outdoor home party"?
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[03:17] Aya
An "outdoor home party"...
[03:19] Aya
Sounds good! Let's go!
[03:22] Kaname
Wow, that was fast.
[03:23] Kaname
I figured since you're an e-famous shut-in,
you wouldn't be interested in camping.
[03:27] Aya
Don't try to make me into
some icon of the indoors.
[03:31] Aya
Everyone knows camping is
synonymous with solid !
[03:33] Kaname
Wait, what? I thought you
were gonna say "snake."
[03:36] Aya*
I don't actually get what it means,
but it's fun to say.
[03:39] Aya
Anarcho Cups!
[03:41] Kaname
Are we allowed to say that?!
[03:43] Aya
It's camping jargon, and I
have no idea what it means.
[03:45] Aya
I just wanted to say it!
[03:47] Kaname
You're really cutting it close.
[03:48] Aya
As I've demonstrated, camping has a
kind of appeal that is quite seductive.
[03:54] Aya
Think of how many people watch camping
videos online to avoid reality!
[03:58] Aya
I know all about how great that can be!
[04:00] Aya
So now all that's left is to go! To go and
really enjoy that appeal to its fullest!
[04:04] Kaname
And there you have it. So is it cool
if my sister and I come along?
[04:08] Nasa
Okay. I'll let her know.
[04:11] Kaname
Is it okay that we don't
have a clue what to do?
[04:14] Nasa
That shouldn't be a problem.
[04:16] Nasa
If you're not sure about setting up a tent,
there will be glamping amenities, too.
[04:19] Kaname
You mean that setup that's
fancy like a hotel?
[04:24] Nasa
Yep. You can make the trip by car,
and sleep in a bed if you want.
[04:27] Kaname
That sounds super awesome!
[04:30] Nasa
It sure does. It almost
sounds too good to be true!
[04:33] Tsukasa
It's fine.
[04:34] Tsukasa
Tokiko owns the property and
everything on it, anyway.
[04:38] Nasa
Wait, she does?
[04:40] Tokiko
Yeah.
[04:41] Tokiko
She bought it specifically for
stargazing back in the day,
[04:45] Tokiko
but figured it would be a waste to leave it
as-is, so she turned it into a campground.
[04:48] Nasa
She did?
[04:50] Kaname
That's pretty impressive!
[04:52] Tsukasa
Well, since she owned it already...
[04:54] Tsukasa
I guess it'd be a waste not to use it.
[04:57] Kyuuma
Then I wanna go, too!
[05:00] Kaname
Kyuuma-chan?
[05:01] Nasa
Good to see you again.
[05:02] Kyuuma
See, my thing is...
[05:03] Kyuuma
Despite appearances, I've always
thought camping sounded fun!
[05:07] Tsukasa
Despite what appearance?
[05:08] Kaname
Easy, now. Kyuuma-chan's just dumb.
[05:11] Kyuuma
My dad always used to tell me,
[05:13] Kyuuma
"Kyuuma, if someone makes you cry,
head up to the mountains!"
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[05:17] Kyuuma
"Your old man will make sure
they stay buried there!"
[05:20] Kyuuma
That's how camping works, right?
[05:22] Tsukasa
Not at all, no.
[05:24] Nasa
It sounds like your camping party would
shrink a little with every outing.
[05:27] Kaname
Kyuuma-chan, remember that anime
about camping from a while back?
[05:30] Kaname
It's like that.
[05:31] Kyuuma
Oh, yeah! Laid-Back Ca—
[05:35] Kyuuma
Wait, that's what camping's like?!
I wanna go! I wanna go bad!
[05:40] Tsukasa
What exactly did she think it was before?
[05:40] Kyuuma
Take me, take me, take me, take me!
[05:42] Kaname
Easy, now. Kyuuma-chan's just dumb.
[05:45] Nasa
If we're taking a whole group,
I'll invite Ginga-kun and the others.
[05:48] Tsukasa
Oh, that sounds good.
[05:52] Ginga
You're gonna bury bodies in the hills?!
[05:54] Nasa
No, no...
[05:55] Nasa
I'm inviting you on a camping trip!
[05:58] Ginga
Oh, camping!
[06:00] Ginga
I gotta ask, bro, is that lady
from the other day gonna be there?
[06:08] Nasa
The lady from the other day?
[06:11] Nasa
Oh, you mean Aya-san?
[06:14] Ginga
Yeah.
[06:15] Ginga
I figure, considering what happened,
[06:18] Ginga
I've gotta settle up with her.
[06:20] Nasa
I-I see...
[06:23] Nasa
What does he even mean? Whatever it is,
I hope it's just rom-com stuff.
[06:30] Aurora
Are you going to attend this
outdoor home party thing, Chitose?
[06:35] Chitose
As a fan of Saito Takao-sensei's
Survival, of course I am.
[06:39] Aurora
Wait, that's why?
[06:40] Charlotte
Was that really a camping manga, though?
[06:43] Chitose
There's also the fact that Nee-sama's husband
looks like he has no clue about camping,
[06:48] Chitose
so it'll be a great chance to teach him
how harsh Mother Nature can be!
[06:52] Charlotte
Chitose-chan, have you ever
been camping before yourself?
[06:55] Chitose
I've learned everything there is to know
about it from Saito Takao-sensei's Survival.
[07:00] Aurora
Oh, this bodes poorly.
[07:01] Chitose
I'll teach that idiot just
how scary rats can be!
[07:05] Charlotte
Pretty sure we won't be running into rats...
[07:08] Aurora
You think it'd be okay if we came along?
[07:11] Charlotte
Aren't we going to be accompanying
Chitose-chan anyway?
[07:14] Aurora
But if we're working, that means we can't
exactly take part in any dinners or drinking...
[07:21] Charlotte
Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine.
[07:23] Aurora
Yeah, you're probably right.
[07:25] Nasa
It looks like we'll be camping
with quite a big group.
[07:29] Tsukasa
Looks that way. And Chitose's
gang will be coming, too.
[07:32] Nasa
Family and friends all assembling together...
[07:35] Nasa
That makes it feel like a big deal.
[07:37] Nasa
I'm looking forward to it. It'll almost
be like a wedding reception.
[07:40] Tsukasa
When you put it that way,
I suddenly feel embarrassed...
[07:43] Nasa
Huh? Really?
[07:45] Tsukasa
Well, I would be happy about having
our marriage celebrated.
[07:49] Nasa
I bet even the stars above
will give us their blessing!
[07:52] Tsukasa
There you go being romantic again.
[07:58] Aya
I'm so excited for this camping trip!
[08:00] Nasa
Yeah.
[08:01] Ginga
I agree!
SIGN Campground
SIGN Car
[08:03] Aurora
Now, as I mentioned earlier, there are two
routes that take us to our destination.
SIGN Campground
[08:08] Aurora
One will escort us directly to
the campground via a vehicle.
SIGN Campground
SIGN Car
[08:13] Aurora
The other involves hiking from the foot
of the mountain to our destination.
[08:17] Aurora
The hike is estimated to take
around four hours, incidentally.
[08:21] Aurora
So, which will it be?
[08:23] Tsukasa
Do you even have to ask? Obviously—
[08:25] Nasa
I wanna hike!
[08:27] Tsukasa
H-Hang on a sec, darling!
[08:29] Tsukasa
Are you serious about a four-hour
hike in the mountains?
[08:31] Nasa
I mean, we're going camping!
[08:34] Nasa
The whole point is to feel the
breath of the wild, right?
[08:37] Aurora
Tsukasa-sama.
[08:38] Aurora
What should I put you down for?
[08:41] Tsukasa
I-I'll be hiking, then...
[08:44] Aurora
Very good.
[08:45] Kaname
She doesn't want to walk, but she
does want to stick with Senpai!
[08:50] Kaname
Is it all right if I take the car, though?
[08:53] Kaname
I need to finish some work before we leave.
[08:55] Aurora
Understood. I'll be back
later to collect you.
[08:59] Aya
Okay!
[09:00] Aya
Let's climb us a mountain!
[09:03] Everyone
Yeah!
[09:05] Tsukasa
Yeah...
[09:12] Kaname
Climbing mountains... is really hard!
[09:16] Tsukasa
You never miss a cue, do you?
[09:18] Kaname
H-How many kilometers do we have left?
[09:21] Nasa
That's a weird question to ask.
[09:23] Nasa
We've only been walking for twenty minutes.
[09:26] Ginga
I notice that Kyuuma girl
hasn't been following us at all.
[09:31] Ginga
Is she gonna be okay?
[09:33] Nasa
Whoa, she's so far behind...
[09:36] Ginga
Want me to nab her?
[09:38] Tsukasa
You all can keep going. I'll bring her along.
[09:43] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan—
[09:44] Ginga
Damn, she's fast.
[09:46] Nasa
Almost like a ninja...
[09:49] Nasa
Well, we'd better keep on moving.
[09:52] Ginga/Aya
Roger!
[09:56] Tsukasa
What's up?
[09:58] Kyuuma
Hey, Paisen's wife!
[10:00] Kyuuma
I was just wondering what this flower is.
[10:03] Tsukasa
Oh, this is cape jasmine.
[10:07] Kyuuma
Cape jasmine?
[10:08] Tsukasa
It bears a fruit called "sanshishi."
[10:11] Tsukasa
In the old days it was used to
treat bleeding and inflammation.
[10:14] Kyuuma
What's inflammation?
[10:16] Tsukasa
Basically, when something
is swollen or bruised.
[10:18] Tsukasa
You make a poultice out of ground sanshishi,
egg yolk, and buckwheat, then slap it on.
[10:23] Kyuuma
Really? And that actually works?
[10:26] Tsukasa
Well, probably not as
well as modern medicine.
[10:29] Tsukasa
Anyway, we need to get walking
or we won't be able to catch up.
[10:32] Kyuuma
Huh? O-Oh, you're right!
[10:34] Kyuuma
Still, this is a lot of fun.
I've never seen most of this stuff!
[10:38] Tsukasa
Really? I've seen all of it before.
[10:43] Kyuuma
Wow! What a cute mushroom!
[10:45] Kyuuma
Is it a matsutake?
[10:46] Tsukasa
Don't touch it.
[10:48] Kyuuma
Why?
[10:49] Tsukasa
That's amanita virosa.
Eat it and you're dead.
[10:53] Kyuuma
There are poison mushrooms in Japan?!
[10:55] Tsukasa
They grow all over the world.
SIGN Amanita virosa
SIGN Amanita virgineoides
SIGN Stubble rosegill
[10:58] Tsukasa
As a general rule, if you find a
white mushroom in the mountains,
SIGN False parasol
SIGN Clitocybe connata
[11:00] Tsukasa
you should absolutely not eat it.
[11:03] Tsukasa
There's an edible type
called stubble rosegill,
[11:06] Tsukasa
but you're better off assuming
they're all poisonous.
[11:10] Kyuuma
I'm never gonna eat enoki again...
[11:13] Tsukasa
That's not the issue.
[11:16] Tsukasa
Anything sold in a grocery store is fine!
[11:18] Tsukasa
I'm talking about the stuff
growing in the mountains.
[11:23] Tsukasa
And we're never going to catch up at
this rate, so let's take a shortcut.
[11:31] Nasa
I hope Tsukasa-chan and
Kyuuma-chan will be okay.
[11:33] Ginga
I hear you. These mountain trails can
be rough. It might be hard to catch up.
[11:37] Chitose
I wouldn't worry if I were you.
[11:40] Nasa
Wha... Chitose-chan?
[11:42] Chitose
You were taking so long,
I came to see what was up.
[11:44] Chitose
You really have no idea who
you're dealing with, do you?
[11:48] Chitose
It'd take a lot more than a mountain trail
to give Nee-sama any kind of trouble.
[11:52] Kyuuma
Wow, we actually made it!
[11:56] Tsukasa
See? The trail can be steep, but if you
know what you're doing, you can manage.
[12:02] Tsukasa
We should be able to sit down soon.
Then we'll take a break.
[12:05] Kyuuma
You sure?
[12:06] Kyuuma
I thought you wanted to catch
up with Paisen and the others.
[12:09] Tsukas
No worries there.
[12:12] Tsukas
We just did.
[12:13] Nasa
Huh? Tsukasa-chan?!
[12:15] Ginga
No way!
[12:16] Nasa
When did you catch up?
[12:18] Tsukasa
Wouldn't be much of a ninja if
I couldn't handle mountaineering.
[12:21] Nasa
You're actually a ninja?!
[12:23] Kyuuma
Verily she nin-nin is!
[12:25] Tsukasa
Okay, okay, the path still
continues for a while.
[12:29] Tsukasa
Let's get going.
[12:30] Chitose
See what I mean? She's got
stronger legs than most.
[12:34] Nasa
Y-Yeah...
[12:37] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, you don't actually
like climbing mountains, right?
[12:40] Tsukasa
Of course not. It makes me want to point out
people invented cars and trains for a reason.
[12:46] Nasa
But you seem really good at making
your way through the mountains.
[12:49] Tsukasa
Well, compared to you, darling.
[12:52] Nasa
Y'know, Tsukasa-chan...
I think you're a tsundere.
[12:55] Tsukasa
That's not what this is!
[12:57] Nasa
Are you mad?
[12:58] Tsukasa
I am not.
[13:03] Nasa
She told me that she'd go out
with me if I married her.
[13:09] Nasa
And I replied instantly:
"Of course! It'd be my pleasure!"
[13:14] Nasa
I lost consciousness right after that,
[13:16] Nasa
so I don't remember the rest very clearly...
[13:19] Nasa
But I get the feeling that, right before
I passed out, she was smiling.
[13:26] Tsukasa
Good morning, darling.
[13:28] Tsukasa
Did you sleep well?
[13:31] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan? Wait... Where are we?
[13:34] Tsukasa
The campground. Are you still half-asleep?
[13:38] Nasa
Oh, right. I was so exhausted from
walking, I wanted to rest a little...
[13:42] Tsukasa
You were only asleep for about ten minutes.
[13:45] Nasa
Really? It felt a lot longer.
[13:49] Nasa
I have to say, it really
is quiet here in the woods.
[13:52] Tsukasa
The weather's nice, too.
[13:55] Nasa
Are we pretty far from the others?
[13:59] Tsukasa
I think so. I don't hear their voices.
[14:02] Nasa
I see...
[14:05] Nasa
Well, then—
[14:06] Tsukasa
Hang on. "Well, then" what?
[14:09] Nasa
I mean... we might as well.
[14:12] Tsukasa
Might as well what, exactly?!
[14:14] Nasa
It's just... kind of embarrassing
to get into real specifics,
[14:19] Nasa
but let's just say I'd like to
kiss you while no one is looking.
[14:23] Tsukasa
That was pretty damn specific,
if I'm being honest.
[14:26] Nasa
You don't want to?
[14:27] Tsukasa
It's not that...
[14:29] Tsukasa
But I'd be embarrassed if anyone saw us.
[14:32] Nasa
I see.
[14:33] Tsukasa
Right?
[14:34] Nasa
I personally wouldn't be embarrassed, though.
[14:37] Tsukasa
Could you maybe try to be?!
[14:39] Tokiko
Oh, who cares if you make out a little?
[14:42] Tokiko
It's not like it hurts anyone.
[14:44] Tsukasa
People like you showing up is
why I'm in no hurry to start!
[14:48] Tokiko
Come on, it's fine. You're already married.
[14:50] Tokiko
Physical intimacy is crucial.
[14:52] Tokiko
Nasa-kun wants to smooch, doesn't he?
[14:55] Nasa
Yes, of course.
[14:56] Tsukasa
Don't humor her!
[15:00] Nasa
I have to say, this campground is really nice.
[15:02] Tokiko
Thank you. Hearing that
makes the trip worthwhile.
[15:07] Tokiko
Y'know, I bought this property because
the view of the stars is just lovely.
[15:11] Nasa
Really?
[15:12] Tokiko
Oh, yes.
[15:13] Tokiko
As if the moon is right within arm's reach.
[15:17] Nasa
I see. Tonight should be really special, then.
[15:20] Tokiko
Yes, you're in for quite a treat.
[15:23] Tokiko
She'll probably loosen up a bit once
it gets dark, too, so hang in there.
[15:28] Nasa
Sure!
[15:29] Tsukasa
Would you buzz off already?!
[15:31] Tokiko
Sure, sure.
[15:33] Tokiko
By the way, I've prepared a
glamping tent for you two,
[15:37] Tokiko
so that's where you'll be staying tonight.
[15:40] Tokiko
I'm sure your wife is sick to
death of the old-fashioned kind.
[15:43] Nasa
Sounds good! Thank you.
[15:48] Nasa
She really is generous, isn't she?
[15:51] Nasa
Come to think of it, she told me
something interesting the other day.
[15:55] Tsukasa
What's that?
[15:56] Nasa
About how spouses have a special relationship.
[16:00] Nasa
And Chitose-chan asked me something
about why we got married.
[16:04] Nasa
Sometimes I think about that sort of thing...
[16:10] Tsukasa
Am I special to you, darling?
[16:13] Nasa
You are. You're one of a
kind for me, Tsukasa-chan.
[16:16] Tsukasa
I-I see...
[16:20] Nasa
Of course.
[16:22] Nasa
I guess we should head over to where
the others are playing in the river.
[16:30] Tsukasa
Why don't we go for a little walk?
Just the two of us.
[16:35] Nasa
Okay... Let's do that.
[16:41] Nasa
It sure is quiet out here.
[16:44] Tsukasa
Sure is.
[16:50] Unmarked Aya Adlib
Kyuuma-chan!
[16:53] Nasa
That's Ginga-kun and the others down there.
[16:56] Tsukasa
Chitose's gang is with them, too.
[16:59] Nasa
That's Kyuuma-chan and
Aya-san who are swimming.
[17:03] Tsukasa
With their clothes on, too.
Did they think that through?
[17:07] Nasa
Looks like everyone's accounted for, huh?
[17:10] Tsukasa
Yeah, I guess so.
[17:16] Nasa
Let's head over there for a bit.
[17:18] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah.
[17:23] Tsukasa
There's a beautiful stream up here, too!
[17:26] Nasa
Seriously!
[17:27] Nasa
You wanna wade in it?
[17:30] Tsukasa
I'm wearing this long skirt,
though, so it'd get wet.
[17:34] Nasa
Allow me, then.
[17:38] Nasa
I can hold it up so it won't get wet.
[17:40] Tsukasa
H-Hey... I can't really walk like this.
[17:44] Nasa
It's okay.
[17:46] Nasa
I'll make sure you don't fall.
[17:48] Tsukasa
You sure?
[17:50] Tsukasa
It's hard to move at all, honestly.
[17:54] Nasa
That works out nicely.
[17:57] Tsukasa
C-Come on!
[17:59] Tsukasa
D-Don't nibble my ear!
[18:02] Nasa
Your ears taste good, Tsukasa-chan.
[18:04] Tsukasa
S-Stop! Your breath is... It tickles!
[18:08] Nasa
I love you.
[18:10] Tsukasa
Aw, come on!
[18:14] Nasa
Wait, Kyuuma-chan's gone?
[18:16] Nasa
You think she's...
[18:17] Aya
Stranded?
[18:18] Aurora
No, that's not likely.
[18:21] Aurora
We're off the trail now,
[18:22] Aurora
and these campgrounds are big,
but they're surrounded by a fence,
SIGN Camera
SIGN Entrance
SIGN Camera
[18:27] Aurora
on top of being monitored with cameras.
[18:29] Aurora
So it's impossible to be stranded
if she's on the grounds.
[18:32] Nasa
So she's just lost?
[18:34] Aurora
Most likely.
[18:35] Nasa
Well, we still need to find her.
It's almost time for dinner,
[18:38] Nasa
so let's search for her first.
[18:46] Nasa
Huh?
[18:48] Nasa
Well...
SIGN Lost
[18:49] Nasa
This isn't good at all!
[18:51] Nasa
Everyone except me got lost somehow!
[18:54] Nasa
What a mess.
[18:55] Nasa
Now I'm going to have to
find every single one of them!
[19:00] Nasa
For now, I should head back
to where we all were...
[19:05] Nasa
Where even am I?!
[19:07] Nasa
She said it was impossible to get stranded,
but it's possible! It's super possible!
[19:12] Nasa
Because of how freaking huge it is!
[19:14] Nasa
Oh, man, what do I do? I mean, I'm feeling
really exhausted, and my legs hurt...
[19:21] Nasa
F-For now, let's lie down and think.
[19:24] Nasa
Calm yourself...
[19:34] Tsukasa
What? My darling isn't back yet?
[19:37] Tsukasa
Is this one of those "the hunter
becomes the prey" situations?
[19:41] Aya
Yeah, that about sums it up.
[19:43] Tsukasa
I know this place is big, but it's
not exactly easy to get lost in.
[19:48] Aya
Well, he's pretty indoorsy.
[19:51] Kyuuma
Jeez, that Paisen is a real handful, huh?
[19:55] Aya
And where have you been, Kyuuma-chan?
[19:57] Kyuuma
Potty!
[19:59] Aya
I... see.
[20:00] Kyuuma
Yep!
[20:05] Nasa
I had a dream.
[20:07] Nasa
A dream of that day.
[20:09] Nasa
The day when I met her for the first time.
[20:14] Nasa
Why did she ask me that?
[20:16] Tsukasa
Darling?
[20:17] Nasa
What did she really mean?
[20:18] Tsukasa
Darling...
[20:20] Tsukasa
Darling, if you sleep out here,
the bugs will eat you alive.
[20:26] Nasa
Huh? Tsukasa-chan?
[20:29] Nasa
Did I fall asleep?
[20:32] Tsukasa
Yep. Out like a light.
[20:34] Nasa
Wait, it's really dark!
[20:36] Nasa
And did Kyuuma-chan turn up?
[20:38] Tsukasa
Yes, a long time ago.
[20:40] Nasa
Oh, that's good.
[20:41] Tsukasa
Come on, we should get going.
[20:43] Tsukasa
They're going to start the barbecue.
[20:46] Nasa
Come to think of it, yeah...
[20:48] Nasa
When she was leaving on that night,
I called out, desperate to stop her.
[20:55] Nasa
Hey, Tsukasa-chan.
[20:57] Nasa
On that day, you said you'd go
out with me if I married you.
[21:01] Nasa
What did you mean by that?
[21:03] Tsukasa
Did I never tell you?
[21:05] Nasa
N-No, you didn't!
[21:08] Tsukasa
I didn't?
[21:10] Tsukasa
Well, in that case,
I don't think I'll tell you.
[21:14] Nasa
Aw, that's mean!
[21:17] Tsukasa
I mean, do you really not know?
[21:21] Tsukasa
Because of, "What? Why?"
[21:25] Tsukasa
If most people got those kind of conditions
from a girl they barely knew,
[21:30] Tsukasa
they'd ask, "What? Why?"
[21:32] Tsukasa
At best, they'd be confused or just silent.
[21:34] Tsukasa
If nothing else, I really doubt there's
anyone else who'd be able to respond instantly.
[21:39] Tsukasa
Suspicion. Doubt. Distrust.
[21:43] Tsukasa
Humans can talk about love all day long,
[21:46] Tsukasa
but it's never quite clear
how much they really trust.
[21:50] Tsukasa
Sometimes, no amount of words
can make them trust someone.
[21:54] Tsukasa
A degree of doubt is always there.
[21:56] Tsukasa
So when they hear something
strange, they always ask,
[22:00] Tsukasa
"What? Why?"
[22:02] Tsukasa
Because they don't trust
who they're talking to.
[22:05] Tsukasa
But you answered, and right away, at that.
[22:08] Tsukasa
"Of course! It'd be my pleasure!"
[22:12] Tsukasa
That proves you didn't doubt me.
[22:16] Tsukasa
When I wasn't sure about you,
you took a leap of faith for me.
[22:21] Nasa
B-But... what if I said it was
just because I was infatuated?
[22:26] Tsukasa
That'd be fine, too.
[22:28] Tsukasa
Even if you were being silly
or not thinking it through,
[22:31] Tsukasa
there'd come a moment when
the truth would shine through.
[22:34] Tsukasa
You know how they say that,
with surprise proposals,
[22:37] Tsukasa
the face gives the answer away
before the words come out?
[22:41] Nasa
Y-Yeah...
[22:42] Tsukasa
It's like that.
[22:44] Tsukasa
You can find the answer inside of an instant.
[22:49] Tsukasa
I fell in love with you because you
were willing to trust me first.
[22:55] Tsukasa
You trusted me,
[22:58] Tsukasa
so I decided to trust you.
[23:02] Tsukasa
Thank you, Nasa-kun.
[23:05] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, the reason I was able
to answer you so quickly that night
[23:09] Nasa
was because I was overjoyed
that you turned my way.
[23:14] Nasa
I was just so, so happy...
[23:17] Nasa
And that's why I'll always
be proud of my answer.
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[23:25] Ginga
Big Bro Nasa! I'll make sure to take
down anyone who gets in your way!
[23:29] Nasa
Just the sentiment is enough, Ginga-kun!
[23:31] Ginga
Yes, sir! I'll cool my heels!
[23:33] Tsukasa
He really never calms down, does he?
[23:35] Nasa
He's a good kid! He just idolizes
certain problematic figures...
[23:38] Tsukasa
I'm not sure how that's "good" at all.
E11 - On a Moonlit Night
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[00:06] Nasa
Wow, this is impressive!
[00:08] Tsukasa
Feels like we're at a party for the pirate king.
[00:11] Ginga
You think it's okay to
help ourselves like this?
[00:14] Aya
Well, what good are leftovers gonna do?
[00:17] Aurora
Don't overdo it now, Charlotte.
[00:20] Charlotte
Same to you, Aurora-chan.
[00:24] Tsukasa
Should we really be splurging like this?
[00:27] Tokiko
Oh, of course.
[00:29] Tokiko
As long as you're willing to
humor me with one thing.
[00:33] Kaname
If you'd all pay attention to the stage!
[00:38] Aya
That voice...
[00:39] Kaname
Ready, and...
SIGN Yuzaki Nasa
& Tsukasa
Surprise Reception
SIGN Yuzaki Nasa
& Tsukasa
Surprise Reception
SIGN Episode 11 On a Moonlit Night
[00:46] Kyuuma
Kaname?
[00:51] Nasa
Nakiri-san?
[00:53] Nakiri
This was a lot of work, you know.
SIGN The Romantic History
of the Yuzakis
SIGN The Romantic History
of the Yuzakis
[00:58] Kaname
Two years ago, on a snowy night,
our lovers had their fateful meeting!
[01:03] Kaname
"Wow, what a cutie pie!
I can't wait to smooch her!"
[01:08] Nasa
Whoa, hang on!
[01:09] Tsukasa
What exactly is this montage?!
[01:11] Kaname
Those were Yuzaki Nasa's thoughts
after his first glimpse of Tsukassan.
[01:14] Kaname
"I have to marry her!"
[01:17] Kaname
And yet!
[01:19] Kaname
Senpai ended up smooching a truck before
he got a chance with his future wife!
[01:25] Kaname
But it was then that the
gears of fate began to spin!
[01:28] Kaname
He was saved by the dashing Tsukassan!
[01:31] Tsukasa
This narration and these
pictures don't match at all!
SIGN Instant Death
[01:34] Kaname
If it hadn't been for her,
he would've died in an instant.
[01:38] Kaname
But right after that, Tsukassan disappeared!
[01:41] Kaname
"I want to see her again!"
[01:43] Kaname
This was how Senpai's
dramatic two years began.
[01:47] Kaname
For two years, day in and day
out, he continued his search.
[01:52] Kaname
Desperate to see her again, despite
no guarantee that he ever could!
[01:56] Kaname
In the pouring rain, in the freezing snow,
[01:58] Kaname
through exhaustion and illness,
it was all to see Tsukassan again!
SIGN The Day of His 18th Birthday
[02:04] Kaname
Then, on his 18th birthday,
[02:06] Kaname
the two were reunited at long last!
SIGN A Fated Reunion
[02:10] Kaname
Leading to their marriage,
which brings us to today.
[02:14] Ginga
Uh...
[02:16] Kyuuma
Bravo!
[02:19] Everyone
Congratulations!
[02:23] Tsukasa
What exactly is this, Kaname?!
[02:26] Kaname
Well, what else do you do
at a wedding reception?
[02:30] Tsukasa
R-Reception?
[02:32] Kaname
Yep.
[02:34] Kaname
Tokiko-san was dead set on making it happen,
[02:37] Kaname
and we got Nakiri-san's help
to make sure it was a surprise.
[02:40] Tokiko
I planned the whole thing!
[02:43] Tsukasa
I've never heard of a
surprise reception before!
[02:46] Tokiko
What's the problem?
[02:48] Tokiko
You've got all these people
who like you in one place.
[02:52] Tokiko
It'd be a waste not to
embarrass you a little.
[02:55] Tokiko
Or did you think I was
feeding you all for free?
[02:57] Tsukasa
What sense does that make?!
[02:59] Tokiko
Be honest. That little montage
was pretty touching, wasn't it?
[03:04] Tsukasa
Well...
[03:06] Kaname
That's great to hear.
[03:07] Kaname
Makes the work we put into it worthwhile.
[03:11] Chitose
Did that girl put the whole montage together?
[03:14] Aurora
She must really like her senpai.
[03:16] Charlotte
What a sweetie!
[03:18] Kaname
Now, I'd like to invite our
stars up to the stage!
[03:23] Tsukasa
Wait, what?! Why?!
[03:25] Kaname
Well, this is literally all about you two.
[03:28] Tsukasa
We never asked for that!
[03:30] Nasa
Still, Kaname-chan and the others did
put in a lot of effort for our sake.
[03:35] Ginga
Damn...
[03:36] Kyuuma
That's such a Kaname move!
[03:38] Aya
She's been busy with finals and housework, too.
[03:41] Aya
Kaname really tackles her goals head-on.
[03:45] Kaname
If you'd just step this way...
[03:49] Tsukasa
Fine! You just want me up there, right?!
[03:54] Kaname
Now that they've joined me on stage,
[03:56] Kaname
how about a big round of applause for our
bride and groom, Yuzaki Nasa and Tsukasa?
[04:02] Tsukasa
Now that we're on stage,
what exactly is the plan?
[04:05] Kaname
Well, it's a reception, so of course we're
going to have a few words from our newlyweds!
SIGN Surprise Reception
~ Speech of Love ~
SIGN Surprise Reception
~ Speech of Love ~
[04:13] Tsukasa
Huh?
[04:14] Nasa
Words?
[04:15] Tsukasa
You can't expect us to
just improvise a speech!
[04:18] Kaname
It's fine! It doesn't need
to be formal or anything.
[04:22] Tsukasa
A casual one isn't much easier!
[04:24] Kaname
If you insist...
[04:26] Kaname
You do it, then, Senpai!
[04:28] Kaname
This is a perfect chance for you to nail it.
[04:30] Nasa
What?! Me?!
[04:36] Nasa
Got it.
[04:37] Tsukasa
Really?!
[04:38] Kaname
Here's your mic.
[04:43] Nasa
Well, uh...
[04:45] Nasa
Th-Thank you all for joining us
on this auspicious occasion.
[04:48] Nasa
Er...
[04:50] Aya
I wonder why he gets so
nervous when he's on the mic.
[04:53] Nasa
Um... I'm not sure what's
the best way to put this,
[04:58] Nasa
but I like Tsukasa-chan...
[05:00] Nasa
Like her a lot. No, I love her.
[05:04] Nasa
And if I start describing why,
I could go on all night...
[05:10] Nasa
But it's my intention to cherish
those feelings as we start our new life,
[05:16] Nasa
on a journey together, with the support
of everyone who's gathered here tonight.
[05:24] Nasa
Thank you very much for coming.
[05:28] Ginga
Congratulations!
[05:30] Kyuuma
Good one, good one!
[05:35] Kaname
Your hubby's pretty smooth, huh, Tsukassan?
[05:38] Tsukasa
Oh, pipe down!
[05:40] Kaname
And now for another surprise!
[05:44] Kaname
It wouldn't be a reception without this!
[05:47] Kaname
They say the first thing
spouses do together...
[05:49] Kaname
is cut the cake!
[05:52] Aya
That's a huge cake!
[05:54] Kyuuma
She hauled that thing up a
mountain! You rock, Kaname!
[05:58] Kaname
Yes, if you only knew how cautious
I had to be in bringing it to you all.
[06:04] Tsukasa
Hey, so we just cut it with this knife?
[06:07] Kaname
Whoa, one sec!
[06:08] Kaname
Before we begin...
[06:14] Tsukasa
A veil?
[06:15] Tokiko
We can save the wedding dress
for your actual wedding,
[06:20] Tokiko
but you've got to at least
look the part a little.
[06:29] Charlotte
It's so cute!
[06:31] Aurora
Amazing how one item can make
her look more like a bride.
[06:33] Tsukasa
Unbelievable... What were they thinking?
[06:36] Nasa
But you look really beautiful.
[06:41] Tsukasa
Th-Thank you.
[06:45] Kaname
Now, you may cut the cake!
[06:50] Ginga
Congratulations!
[06:54] Aya
Looks good!
[06:55] Charlotte
Congratulations!
[07:08] Nasa
Why do people get married?
[07:12] Nasa
It's believed that in ancient Egypt,
people would put rings—
[07:15] Nasa
symbols of eternity—on the left ring finger
during wedding ceremonies.
[07:20] Nasa
Marriage is so ingrained in human history,
[07:23] Nasa
it's hard to trace its origin.
[07:26] Nasa
But the question remains:
why do people get married?
[07:34] Nasa
That's the summer triangle.
[07:36] Nasa
Clockwise from the top,
you can see Vega, Altair, and Deneb.
[07:41] Nasa
Vega is in the Lyra constellation,
[07:42] Nasa
and Altair is in Aquila.
[07:44] Nasa
You can see the Milky Way
in the middle there,
[07:47] Nasa
which means those two stars,
in Japanese folklore,
[07:50] Nasa
are Orihime and Hikoboshi.
[07:52] Kaname
You really know your stuff!
[07:54] Nasa
They did name me Nasa,
with the kanji for "starry sky."
[07:57] Charlotte
The stars really are beautiful, though.
[08:00] Aya
This must be what they mean when they
say it looks like it'll start raining stars.
[08:03] Nakiri
I can't tell them apart at all, though.
[08:05] Ginga
Yeah, they all look the same to me.
[08:10] Nakiri
Say, what's that big red one?
[08:14] Nasa
That'd be Antares.
[08:16] Nasa
It's at the core of the
Scorpius constellation,
[08:18] Nasa
and it's around 720 times
bigger than our sun.
[08:22] Nasa
That one is Brachium, part of Libra.
[08:24] Nasa
And above it is the double
star system, Zubenelgenubi.
[08:29] Nakiri
I'm genuinely curious how
you can tell the difference.
[08:32] Ginga
You're not just making stuff up, right?
[08:35] Nasa
W-Well, mostly from their positions, I guess?
[08:38] Aya
I guess no matter how pretty something is,
you can get bored of staring at it, huh?
[08:43] Nasa
Already?!
[08:44] Kaname
You'll have to forgive
my bonehead of a sister.
[08:47] Aya
I-I do think they're pretty, though!
[08:52] Tsukasa
I expected this kind of response...
SIGN Happy Fireworks
SIGN Happy Fireworks
[08:56] Tsukasa
So I made sure to bring these along.
[08:59] Aya
Fireworks!
[09:00] Kyuuma
I want in on this!
[09:02] Kaname
Better get some water ready!
[09:06] Tsukasa
Sorry to interrupt your explanation.
[09:09] Nasa
I'm just glad everyone's excited.
[09:12] Nasa
The stars really are
gorgeous up here, though.
[09:16] Tsukasa
They are.
[09:18] Tsukasa
Should I bring you some coffee?
[09:20] Nasa
Good idea.
[09:23] Chitose
I'll take one, too.
[09:26] Tsukasa
You're not interested in the fireworks?
[09:29] Chitose
Did you really think that childish
distraction would work on me?
[09:32] Kaname
I'll grab coffee for you all, then.
[09:35] Nasa
You sure?
[09:37] Kaname
Sure! It's your wedding reception, after all!
[09:41] Kaname
How about you come help me, Chi-chan?
[09:45] Chitose
Why should I?!
[09:47] Chitose
And since when am I Chi-chan?!
[09:50] Nasa
Thank you so much for everything
today, Kaname-chan.
[09:53] Kaname
Don't mention it! I'm just glad you're happy.
[09:57] Kaname
It's great we were all able
to celebrate like this.
[09:59] Chitose
Hang on a minute.
[10:01] Chitose
I'm not celebrating at all.
[10:05] Nasa
I-It's been a while since we've
talked, huh, Chitose-chan?
[10:10] Nasa
We met in Kyoto, and since then,
I think only at the takoyaki party?
[10:14] Chitose
We barely talked on either
of those occasions, either.
[10:20] Tsukasa
Give him a break already.
[10:23] Nasa
Something you said back then has
really stuck with me, though.
[10:29] Nasa
When you asked why we got married.
[10:33] Nasa
I'm pretty sure marriage...
[10:36] Nasa
most likely predates the
invention of written language.
[10:39] Nasa
Which would mean that it already existed
the moment history was first recorded.
[10:44] Nasa
I mean, I got married because
I love Tsukasa-chan...
[10:49] Nasa
But I do wonder why falling in love with
someone makes you want to get married.
[10:57] Tokiko
I see.
[10:58] Tokiko
You've got quite the romantic
head on your shoulders.
[11:02] Nasa
Tokiko-san.
[11:03] Tokiko
Mind if I join you?
[11:05] Nasa
Not at all.
[11:07] Nasa
This place is absolutely gorgeous, by the way.
[11:10] Tokiko
Yes, it certainly is.
[11:13] Tokiko
Your explanation before
was wonderful, as well.
[11:16] Tokiko
Such a clever boy.
[11:18] Nasa
Aw, it's just a hobby of mine.
[11:20] Tsukasa
Since your wife is more interested
in the fireworks than the stars...
[11:24] Tsukasa
Why don't we have a chat
about the stars over there?
[11:28] Nasa
That sounds good!
[11:29] Tsukasa
Now, hang on! What exactly is this?!
[11:32] Tokiko
Quit worrying. I just want
to have a chat with Nasa-kun.
[11:37] Tsukasa
Is that right? Well, it had
better not be anything weird.
[11:42] Tokiko
Oh, come on. Everything I say
is weird, and you know it.
[11:46] Tokiko
Now, let's be on our way, Nasa-kun.
[11:48] Nasa
Oh, sure.
[11:49] Tsukasa
Hey!
[11:51] Tsukasa
In that case, don't take him!
[11:54] Tsukasa
Come on!
[11:55] Tsukasa
Are you listening?!
[12:00] Tokiko
So, how is newlywed life treating you?
[12:03] Nasa
Let's see...
[12:05] Nasa
Well, every day has something new.
[12:08] Nasa
I'm learning and discovering so much,
[12:10] Nasa
which makes it a lot of fun.
[12:12] Tokiko
I see.
[12:14] Tokiko
I'm glad to hear that.
[12:16] Tokiko
I actually owe you a bit
of an apology, Nasa-kun.
[12:20] Nasa
What for?
[12:21] Tokiko
It's my fault that it took two
years for you two to be reunited.
[12:26] Tokiko
She indulged a selfish request
of mine for two whole years.
[12:31] Tokiko
Which is why I'm really grateful that
you waited for her for so long.
[12:36] Tokiko
Nasa-kun, do you remember
the night you met her?
[12:40] Nasa
To be honest, right after she told me
she'd go out with me if we got married,
[12:46] Nasa
I lost consciousness.
[12:47] Nasa
So I don't really know how
I ended up in the hospital.
[12:52] Tokiko
I see. In that case, you still must not—
[12:56] Nasa
But...
[12:57] Nasa
I'm not that dense.
[12:59] Nasa
I think I have a hunch as to what's going on.
[13:02] Nasa
And... even when you account for that,
[13:07] Nasa
I'm really glad to be
married to Tsukasa-chan.
[13:13] Tokiko
Oh, I see. Then it really is true.
[13:17] Tokiko
He's the one to finally
make your wish come true.
[13:23] Tokiko
I'm glad. This is such a relief.
[13:27] Tokiko
You were talking before about
why people get married, right?
[13:31] Nasa
That's right.
[13:33] Tokiko
I asked her the same question once before.
[13:37] Tokiko
If you're curious, you should ask her.
[13:40] Tokiko
Make sure you're alone when
you do. I'm sure she'll tell you.
[13:44] Tokiko
Okay, the old lady is done talking.
[13:46] Tokiko
Go on, now.
[13:49] Tokiko
And thank you.
[13:51] Tokiko
Take good care of her.
[14:00] Nasa
It was a moonlit night.
[14:11] Nasa
I found myself rushing as
I was searching for you.
[14:16] Nasa
From the moment I first saw you,
I thought it was destiny.
[14:41] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan.
[14:43] Tsukasa
Oh, darling.
[14:44] Nasa
What brings you out here?
[14:47] Tsukasa
Oh, it's nothing important.
[14:50] Tsukasa
I just noticed you can
see Mount Fuji from here.
[14:53] Nasa
Hey, you're right.
[14:56] Tsukasa
Did you finish your talk with Tokiko?
[14:58] Nasa
Yeah.
[14:59] Nasa
Is everyone still playing with fireworks?
[15:01] Tsukasa
Yep. I think the night is going
to last quite a bit longer.
[15:06] Nasa
Tokiko-san really cares about
you, doesn't she, Tsukasa-chan?
[15:10] Tsukasa
She's always been a little too attached.
[15:15] Nasa
The way everyone showed up
to celebrate our marriage...
[15:18] Nasa
We need to pay them back someday.
[15:21] Tsukasa
Well, I like the idea of us taking
everyone on a surprise trip next time.
[15:28] Tsukasa
So, what did Tokiko say?
[15:30] Nasa
She asked what it was like
being married to you.
[15:35] Tsukasa
She didn't ask anything weird, did she?
[15:36] Nasa
Nothing weird, no.
[15:39] Nasa
But she said I should ask you about that
"Why do people get married?" question.
[15:46] Tsukasa
Of course she did.
[15:51] Nasa
What do you think, Tsukasa-chan?
[15:53] Tsukasa
Good question...
[15:55] Tsukasa
I'm sure there are all sorts of reasons,
[15:59] Tsukasa
but I think the big one is
that no one lives forever.
[16:07] Tsukasa
Don't worry, I'm not getting
maudlin or anything.
[16:11] Tsukasa
It's just something I've noticed over time...
[16:14] Tsukasa
No matter what great things you achieve
or how much wealth you acquire,
[16:18] Tsukasa
even if your name goes down in history...
[16:20] Tsukasa
One day, you'll suddenly be gone.
[16:25] Tsukasa
It could be illness. Injury.
[16:28] Tsukasa
Maybe a war.
[16:29] Tsukasa
Might even be an accident.
[16:31] Tsukasa
If you're lucky, you make
it to around 100 years...
[16:33] Tsukasa
But you'll get old, and then you'll be gone.
[16:36] Tsukasa
You can't fight it, even if you want to.
[16:38] Tsukasa
Everyone who is born reaches
the end at some point.
[16:44] Tsukasa
And that's exactly why...
[16:46] Tsukasa
they want to believe.
[16:50] Tsukasa
That if nothing else,
their love will last forever.
[16:56] Tsukasa
Even if their bodies fall apart,
what they had will live on eternally.
[17:09] Tsukasa
It could be as transient as falling
snow that melts on the ground,
[17:14] Tsukasa
or as faint as a whispered prayer.
[17:16] Tsukasa
But still, people want a light
that will never fully fade.
[17:21] Tsukasa
That's why getting married
involves promises, right?
[17:25] Tsukasa
To your parents, your mentors,
and the people who have faith in you.
[17:30] Tsukasa
You make a vow on an unbreakable
stone that represents eternity.
[17:34] Tsukasa
And...
[17:35] Tsukasa
You make it to what we call God,
which may as well be the universe itself.
[17:42] Tsukasa
In sickness and in health,
[17:45] Tsukasa
in joy and in sorrow,
[17:48] Tsukasa
for rich or for poor,
[17:50] Tsukasa
you love and honor each other,
[17:53] Tsukasa
consoling and aiding each other,
[17:56] Tsukasa
dedicating yourselves for
as long as you both live.
[17:59] Tsukasa
Creating a love between the two of
you that couldn't exist without both.
[18:10] Tsukasa
It's a promise.
[18:15] Nasa
It was a moonlit night.
[18:20] Nasa
We promised to love each other
forever under this starry sky.
[18:27] Kyuuma
Wait, you mean Draco Bol doesn't
end after he beats the Demon King?!
[18:32] Aya
That's right. Remember when he
said it'd go on "a little bit longer"?
[18:35] Aurora
They start fighting aliens
and stuff afterwards,
[18:38] Aurora
so it's more like that's
where it really starts.
[18:40] Kyuuma
Wow! Making manga must be hard!
[18:42] Aya
Seriously!
[18:49] (Flashback) Kaname
And that being the case,
[18:50] (Flashback) Kaname
we prepared a special glamping tent for you
two that's a bit away from everyone else.
[18:56] Nasa
That's what she said, but is this it?
[18:59] Tsukasa
It is technically a tent.
[19:07] Tsukasa
The roof on this thing is transparent.
You can see the sky.
[19:11] Nasa
Talk about romantic...
[19:13] Tsukasa
Really.
[19:14] Nasa
So I guess...
[19:16] Nasa
this is where we sleep tonight.
[19:19] Nasa
On a bed...
[19:21] Nasa
That's one big bed, huh?
[19:23] Tsukasa
S-Sure is. I guess it might be a king?
[19:27] Tsukasa
There are cold drinks, too.
[19:30] Nasa
W-Wow. We might as well help ourselves.
[19:35] Nasa
Anyway, it really is a lovely view!
[19:40] Tsukasa
It sure is.
[19:44] Nasa
Hey! Is it okay if I get closer?!
[19:48] Tsukasa
S-Sure! Go ahead.
[19:54] Kaname
He is a very smart boy.
[19:58] Kaname
Due to his hard-working nature, he also
has an agile mind full of knowledge.
[20:04] Kaname
And right now, his considerable intelligence
was fully focused on one thing:
[20:09] Nasa
How much can we fool around in here, anyway?
[20:12] Kaname
What a waste of brainpower!
[20:15] Nasa
I mean, since we're going to be
sleeping in that big bed together,
[20:19] Nasa
I would like to fool around
as much as possible.
[20:23] Nasa
But it kills me to admit we're inside a tent,
which offers just about zero soundproofing.
[20:28] Nasa
So if my wife starts making sweet sounds,
[20:33] Nasa
everyone we know might be able to hear!
[20:38] Nasa
Not that I mind, personally!
[20:41] Nasa
But speaking from personal experience,
[20:44] Nasa
since we haven't had a chance
to shower and clean ourselves up,
[20:48] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan might not want to be held at all.
[20:52] Nasa
That being said...
[20:54] Nasa
She's also cute when she's a little hesitant!
[20:57] Kaname
He's just a perv at this point.
[21:03] Tsukasa
Darling, what's the hand for?
[21:06] Nasa
Well, y'know...
[21:07] Nasa
I wonder!
[21:09] Tsukasa
You do?
[21:12] Nasa
I was just thinking...
the stars are really pretty.
[21:15] Tsukasa
What does that have to do with it?
[21:17] Nasa
B-But still!
[21:19] Nasa
The stars might be pretty,
[21:20] Nasa
but you're really pretty
yourself, Tsukasa-chan!
[21:24] Tsukasa
Th-Thank you?
[21:26] Nasa
Yep.
[21:29] Nasa
Huh? How do I invite her to bed now?
[21:33] Nasa
Seriously, what do normal couples do?
[21:36] Nasa
Do they just go, "Let's move to the bed,"
when the mood is like this?
[21:39] Nasa
And wouldn't that be super embarrassing?!
[21:42] Nasa
Not to mention it's so direct
that it's a little scary!
[21:44] Nasa
Shouldn't there be some sort of
code word for adults that we can use?
[21:48] Nasa
If there is, they should teach it at school!
[21:51] Nasa
Wh-What do I do?
[21:53] Nasa
I mean, if possible, I'd like to fool
around with my wife on this bed!
[22:00] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan...
[22:01] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah?
[22:03] Nasa
Would you like to look at the stars
on the b-b-bed instead of over here?
[22:10] Tsukas
S-S-Sounds good. That might be
a nice view of the stars, too.
[22:15] Nasa
Th-Then I'll turn the lights down
so we can have a better view.
[22:21] Tsukasa
S-Sure.
[22:31] Nasa
They really are pretty.
[22:34] Tsukasa
We can see the moon, too.
[22:36] Nasa
Um... d-do you want to
put your head on my arm?
[22:40] Tsukasa
I-I see. That's a nice idea, darling.
[22:48] Nasa
Th-This sure is a fluffy bed.
[22:51] Tsukasa
I-It is.
[22:54] Nasa
I had a great time today.
[22:57] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah. I did, too.
[23:03] Nasa
To be honest, I'm not really
sure what to do from here.
[23:08] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan...
[23:10] Nasa
You smell nice.
[23:13] Tsukasa
B-But I sweated a lot today.
[23:17] Nasa
It still smells really nice.
[23:20] Tsukasa
That tickles!
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[23:25] Nasa
We were united and given the
blessings of many people.
[23:28] Tsukasa
I love my husband.
[23:30] Nasa
I will make Tsukasa-chan happy.
[23:32] Nasa
Fate was kind enough to bring us together,
[23:34] Nasa
and now, for all the months
and years that will follow...
[23:37] Tsukasa
We'd like to say...
[23:38] Both
Thank you.
E12 - In All the Times to Come, And Beyond
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[00:01] Tokiko
I promise, I will make your dream come true.
[00:12] Tokiko
It was something that no one
had ever accomplished...
[00:16] Tokiko
I was sure I had pulled it off.
[00:23] Tokiko
Or at least, I thought I had...
[00:30] Tokiko
I truly feel so helpless.
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[02:06] Nasa
There's something that feels great
about morning in the mountains.
[02:10] Nasa
I can feel my soul being cleansed.
[02:13] Nasa
And sleeping in a big bed was fantastic.
[02:17] Nasa
Next time we move,
I definitely wanna get one.
[02:22] Tokiko
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
[02:24] Nasa
Tokiko-san? Good morning.
[02:27] Tokiko
Morning.
[02:28] Nasa
Are you out for a morning stroll?
[02:30] Tokiko
Yep.
[02:31] Tokiko
We're in the middle of the great outdoors.
It seems wasteful not to get up early.
[02:37] Nasa
I agree.
[02:38] Nasa
I invited Tsukasa-chan, too,
but she said it was fine.
[02:43] Tokiko
Well, nature doesn't really
interest her that much.
[02:47] Nasa
I-I guess you're right.
[02:50] Tokiko
Care for some coffee, Nasa-kun?
[02:54] Nasa
Were you making some?
[03:01] Tsukasa
Nasa-kun?
[03:08] Tokiko
There you go.
[03:10] Nasa
I appreciate it. Thanks for the coffee.
[03:17] Tokiko
Are you sure you shouldn't go and wake her?
[03:21] Nasa
Why do you ask?
[03:22] Tokiko
I mean, look at all this.
It's totally a couple thing.
[03:28] Tokiko
Looking at the early morning view, on a
beautiful morning, up in the mountains...
[03:32] Tokiko
That seems like something best suited for a
lovey-dovey couple, and not a random old lady.
[03:38] Nasa
Oh, but I'm having a great time.
[03:42] Tokiko
Really?
[03:45] Tokiko
Care for some toast, then?
[03:47] Tokiko
This is from a good bakery in Ginza.
[03:51] Nasa
You don't mind?
[03:52] Tokiko
I bet the smell will be enough
to lure her out of bed, too.
[03:57] Tokiko
She's like a rhinoceros beetle that way.
[03:59] Nasa
A beetle?
[04:06] Tokiko
This multi-roaster does a
fantastic job with toast.
[04:10] Nasa
You brought your own, Tokiko-san?
[04:12] Tokiko
That's right. I love how compact
they make camping gear.
[04:18] Nasa
I see.
[04:20] Tokiko
The butter's a really good French brand, too.
[04:24] Nasa
That's really something!
[04:32] Nasa
This is really good!
[04:33] Tokiko
Isn't it? You can always tell
the good stuff from the aroma.
[04:41] Tokiko
I appreciate you joining me for this.
[04:44] Nasa
Oh, it's actually been a lot
of fun to discover new things.
[04:48] Tokiko
What new things?
[04:50] Nasa
The toast, the butter, the way you made it...
[04:53] Nasa
I can tell you're particular
about the whole process.
[04:55] Nasa
That's something that
reminds me of Tsukasa-chan.
[05:02] Tokiko
Is that right? I take after her, huh?
[05:06] Tokiko
Oh, that reminds me.
[05:07] Tokiko
There was something I wanted
to talk to you about, Nasa-kun.
[05:12] Nasa
Me?
[05:12] Tokiko
Yes.
[05:14] Tokiko
I wanted to ask...
[05:17] Tsukasa
I knew I smelled something amazing!
[05:20] Tsukasa
That's the bread from that
famous bakery in Ginza!
[05:22] Tokiko
And here's your rhinoceros beetle,
with her awful timing.
[05:25] Nasa
Good morning, Tsukasa-chan.
[05:27] Tsukasa
Good morning, darling.
[05:29] Tsukasa
And you're eating this without me?! No fair!
[05:31] Tokiko
Oh, please. I'll make you some, if you like.
[05:36] Tsukasa
Really? Two pieces, then.
[05:38] Tokiko
Good grief...
[05:40] Tokiko
Tell me, Nasa-kun, are you
sure about this girl?
[05:45] Tsukasa
Hey! First thing in the morning
and you want to start with this?!
[05:48] Tokiko
I'm just saying, as sweet as he is,
[05:51] Tokiko
Nasa-kun could probably land a girl who's
less of a mess first thing in the morning.
[05:56] Nasa
Oh, no, I don't intend to marry anyone else.
[06:02] Tokiko
You heard him. Bet you liked that, huh?
[06:05] Tsukasa
Sh-Shut up!
[06:20] Nasa
The camping trip was a lot of fun, huh?
[06:22] Tsukasa
It was. Way more than I expected.
[06:25] Nasa
I never really understood what the
point of wedding ceremonies was,
[06:30] Nasa
but it's probably a lot like that.
[06:32] Tsukasa
Like what?
[06:34] Nasa
Having everyone affirm your
happiness like that...
[06:37] Nasa
A lot of things can happen in life,
[06:39] Nasa
but on a day like that, everyone
is just focusing on being happy.
[06:44] Nasa
That's the kind of event it is.
[06:47] Tsukasa
That makes sense.
[06:49] Nasa
Not only that...
[06:51] Nasa
Even if it was only a veil,
you looked really cute.
[06:54] Tsukasa
W-Well... thanks for that.
[07:02] (Flashback) Tokiko
There was something I wanted
to talk to you about, Nasa-kun.
[07:07] Nasa
I wonder what she was going to ask...
SIGN Call
SIGN Kijima (Landlord)
[07:11] Nasa
Hey, it's the landlord.
[07:13] Tsukasa
Landlord?
[07:14] Nasa
Hello?
[07:17] Nasa
Understood. Thanks.
[07:20] Tsukasa
What was that about?
[07:22] Nasa
The apartment building is almost finished.
[07:25] Tsukasa
What apartment building?
[07:27] Nasa
They're almost done rebuilding
my old place that burned down.
[07:31] Tsukasa
You mean we won't be staying
here for free much longer?
[07:34] Nasa
It looks that way.
[07:36] Nasa
We should be able to move in fairly soon.
[07:41] Nasa
I'm kind of nervous.
[07:43] Tsukasa
About what?
[07:45] Nasa
It'll be just the two of us
for real at that point.
[07:51] Tsukasa
Well, yes, it would...
[07:53] Nasa
Y-Yeah.
[07:55] Nasa
S-Since it's almost ready,
wanna check the building out?
[08:00] Tsukasa
O-Oh, that's a good idea!
[08:07] Nasa
Well, that's impressive.
[08:10] Tsukasa
Very fancy.
[08:11] Tsukasa
And bigger, I think?
[08:14] Nasa
I heard they bought some of the surrounding
properties when they rebuilt it.
[08:17] Nasa
And... well...
[08:20] Nasa
The apartments... have bathtubs, apparently.
[08:24] Tsukasa
That sounds conven...ient.
[08:27] Tsukasa
W-Well, isn't that something?!
[08:30] Tsukasa
Huh, fancy that.
[08:31] Nasa
Y-Yeah...
[08:33] Tsukasa
W-Would we be buying a b-bed, too?
[08:37] Nasa
Y-Yeah.
[08:39] Nasa
Probably a double bed.
[08:43] Tsukasa
M-Makes sense. That'd be the thing to do.
[08:46] Nasa
Y-Yep.
[08:48] Tsukasa
Now I'm nervous, too.
[08:51] Nasa
Yeah.
[08:53] Nasa
But I'm looking forward to it!
[08:55] Tsukasa
To what?
[08:57] Nasa
T-To what? Well... y'know!
[09:01] Tsukasa
So, if we're going to move out,
we need to organize things here.
[09:05] Nasa
We don't actually have
that much stuff, I think.
[09:08] Tsukasa
Well, we moved in after everything
burned up at the old place.
[09:12] Tsukasa
There's also...
[09:17] Kaname
Senpai!
[09:19] Nasa
K-Kaname-chan?
[09:20] Kaname
Senpai, you horndog!
[09:22] Kaname
Are you serious about moving out?!
[09:24] Nasa
Well, yeah...
[09:26] Kaname
Senpai, you pervert! Do you have some
sort of problem with this place?!
[09:30] Nasa
Not really, no.
[09:32] Nasa
And why are your questions and
insults totally disconnected?
[09:37] Nasa
We've just been borrowing this room,
so it's not like we can stay here indefinitely.
[09:41] Kaname
You say that, but I bet it's just because
you can't fool around like you want to.
[09:47] Kaname
You and Tsukassan both seem like you're
not particular about where you live!
[09:52] Kaname
I'm gonna be lonely if
you two just disappear!
[09:54] Nasa
But still...
[09:56] Kaname
I promise to pretend I didn't see
anything when you fool around at night!
[09:59] Nasa
But still!
[10:01] Tsukasa
It's okay.
[10:02] Tsukasa
You won't get a chance to be that lonely.
[10:05] Kaname
Tsukassan?
[10:06] Tsukasa
Even when we move out, I'll still be working
at the bathhouse, so I'll be here all the time.
[10:11] Kaname
R-Really?!
[10:13] Tsukasa
Yeah. I enjoy working the front desk.
[10:16] Tsukasa
And I'd miss you, too.
[10:19] Tsukasa
If you're not going to do
anything with this room,
[10:22] Tsukasa
I think Nasa-kun could work here.
[10:25] Nasa
All I really need is my computer.
I can work just about anywhere.
[10:29] Tsukasa
So, seriously, you don't need to feel bad.
[10:33] Tsukasa
I'd miss you just as much as you'd miss me.
[10:37] Tsukasa
Thanks for having us, Kaname.
[10:39] Kaname
Well, in that case... I guess I can put up
with not getting to peek in on you at night.
[10:45] Nasa
Hang on!
[10:46] Nasa
You weren't actually peeking
in on us before now, right?
[10:57] Nasa
It was fun and lively staying
at Kaname-chan's house,
[11:02] Nasa
but I'm still really looking
forward to our new place.
[11:05] Tsukasa
How's that?
[11:06] Nasa
Well, it's like...
[11:09] Nasa
We're getting closer to being
a real husband and wife.
[11:12] Tsukasa
What does being "real" even mean?
[11:15] Nasa
A real husband and wife...
[11:20] Nasa
can do things like this.
[11:26] Tsukasa
Darling...
[11:28] Nasa
Yes?
[11:29] Tsukasa
Well, it's just...
[11:32] Nasa
What's wrong?
[11:34] Tsukasa
Since we're married, we should be able to talk
to each other about what's on our minds, right?
[11:39] Nasa
Huh? Y-Yeah, of course.
[11:42] Tsukasa
Which is why I want you to hear me out,
and not take it personally.
[11:48] Tsukasa
Promise you won't get mad?
[11:50] Nasa
I-I would never!
[11:53] Tsukasa
Well, to be honest, darling...
[11:56] Tsukasa
Your hugs are crappy!
[11:57] Tsukasa
Crappy! Crappy! Crappy! Crappy!
[11:59] Nasa
My hugs are crappy?!
[12:05] Tsukasa
Don't be so obviously depressed!
[12:08] Tsukasa
Listen to me, darling.
[12:10] Tsukasa
You're hugging girls the wrong way.
[12:16] Tsukasa
Like just now...
SIGN Tsukasa-chan's
Hugging Lecture
SIGN Class Duty:
Tsukasa/Nasa
SIGN Lifting Graph
SIGN Arms
[12:17] Tsukasa
You tend to hug by putting
your arms under mine, right?
[12:23] Nasa
Y-Yeah.
[12:25] Tsukasa
But the truth is, that's not very
comfortable for shorter girls.
[12:31] Tsukasa
This is the kind of position it puts them in!
[12:37] Tsukasa
It feels like like when you pick up a cat!
SIGN Form changing based on container=
Are cats actually liquid?
[12:39] Nasa
I-I see.
[12:41] Tsukasa
So, come over here, darling.
[12:44] Nasa
Okay.
[12:44] Tsukasa
Do it like this...
[12:46] Tsukasa
With your arms up here.
[12:53] Nasa
Hey, you're right! This is a much better fit!
[12:56] Tsukasa
Right? And if you do it
like this, then I can...
[13:01] Nasa
Wow, you're really pulling me in!
[13:08] Tsukasa
D-Do you understand how to
hug girls properly now?
[13:12] Nasa
Y-Yes! Understood!
[13:15] Tsukasa
Do you have anything?
[13:16] Nasa
Huh?
[13:17] Tsukasa
Things you want to talk to me about.
[13:21] Nasa
Let's see... um...
[13:25] Nasa
I think a lot, maybe?
[13:26] Tsukasa
Really?! L-Like what?
[13:28] Nasa
Well...
[13:30] Nasa
The first thing is...
[13:32] Nasa
Can I touch you when you're sleeping?
[13:34] Tsukasa
Huh?
[13:35] Nasa
No, wait, not like that!
[13:37] Nasa
I don't want to mess with
you while you're sleeping!
[13:40] Nasa
Well, I do, but that's not what this is about!
[13:44] Nasa
I mean, you're a messy sleeper, right?
[13:48] Nasa
So you end up rolling around all over,
[13:51] Nasa
and you look cold sometimes, y'know?
Like, your belly gets exposed, for example.
[13:55] Nasa
So when that happens, is it okay
if I put you back under the futon,
[13:59] Nasa
or adjust your pajamas? That sort of thing.
[14:02] Tsukasa
No.
[14:03] Tsukasa
Because I'm not a messy sleeper!
[14:06] Nasa
Huh?! No, no, you are!
[14:09] Tsukasa
I am not! You just made that up, darling!
[14:12] Nasa
What?! Come on, you have to admit it!
[14:15] Tsukasa
I will not! Because it's not true!
[14:30] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Two more years.
[14:32] (Flashback) Tsukasa
That's how much more of my time you can have.
[14:35] (Flashback) Tokiko
Wh-What is this?
[14:37] (Flashback) Tsukasa
I've found my destiny.
[14:39] (Flashback) Tokiko
Destiny?
[14:40] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Right. Which is why I want you to
promise me that after these two years...
[14:44] (Flashback) Tsukasa
You'll stop living for my sake.
[14:49] (Flashback) Tsukasa
You need to live your own life.
[14:52] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Because people's lives
are fleeting and short.
[14:57] Tokiko
I know that you're the
kindest person there is.
[15:03] Tokiko
And that's why I... why we...
[15:07] Tokiko
wanted to make your wish come true.
[15:10] Tokiko
So I really feel so useless.
[15:31] Nasa
She'd probably be mad if
I took a picture of this.
SIGN Call
SIGN Chitose
[15:40] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, your phone's ringing.
[15:46] Tsukasa
Who the heck is calling so early?
SIGN Call
SIGN Chitose
[15:50] Tsukasa
Chitose?
[15:52] Tsukasa
Hello? What's up? It's only seven in the morning.
[15:58] Tsukasa
Tokiko what?
[16:02] Tsukasa
Tokiko!
[16:07] Tokiko
Want a donut?
[16:10] Tsukasa
Not a half-eaten one, no!
[16:13] Tsukasa
And I heard you collapsed! I was worried.
[16:16] Tokiko
You were worried? Why, thank you.
[16:20] Nasa
Um... Are you feeling all right?
[16:24] Tokiko
I'm just fine. Chitose and the
girls made too much of a fuss.
[16:29] Tokiko
I get a little dizzy and they
decide to hospitalize me.
[16:32] Tokiko
Give us old folks a little credit, you know?
[16:35] Tsukasa
You sure this isn't from you overdoing
it with that trip to the mountains?
[16:39] Tokiko
I hate to break it to you,
but I wasn't overdoing it.
[16:42] Tokiko
That being the case, no need to worry.
[16:46] Tokiko
I'll be discharged by tomorrow.
[16:47] Tsukasa
Hey! Where do you think you're going?
[16:48] Tsukasa
Stay in bed!
[16:50] Tokiko
Just to the bathroom, all right?
[16:52] Tokiko
And while I'm at it, I'm going to
talk to my doctor, and grab a coffee.
[16:56] Tokiko
Grind some levels for me while I'm gone.
[16:58] Tsukasa
Huh?!
[16:59] Tsukasa
H-Hey, hang on!
[17:01] Nasa
I know you're not great at it,
but try not to die too much.
[17:04] Nasa
See you in a few, then.
[17:12] Nasa
I think I'll go with her.
[17:17] Tsukasa
Whoa, hang on! Darling?
[17:27] Nasa
Hey...
[17:29] Nasa
Are you really okay?
[17:32] Tokiko
Oh, dear, you found me already, huh?
[17:35] Tokiko
How'd you figure it out?
[17:37] Tokiko
Just a feeling?
[17:39] Nasa
Not that.
[17:41] Nasa
It's your stride.
[17:43] Nasa
Compared to when you were in the
mountains, it's a lot smaller.
[17:48] Nasa
That made me think something
might really be wrong.
[17:52] Tokiko
You are quite impressive, you know that?
[17:55] Nasa
Not really.
[17:56] Tokiko
People have made a fuss about how great I am,
[18:00] Tokiko
but I suppose this shows
there's always someone better.
[18:02] Nasa
I don't think it's like that.
[18:04] Nasa
Besides, Tsukasa-chan is the
one who's really impressive.
[18:08] Tokiko
No, she's normal.
[18:11] Tokiko
She is normal.
[18:12] Tokiko
A totally normal girl,
with no exceptional talents.
[18:17] Tokiko
Which is why I can imagine
it must be a lot of trouble.
[18:22] Tokiko
That said, I'd appreciate you not
telling her about my condition.
[18:26] Nasa
Oh, okay.
[18:28] Tokiko
You saw how worried she was
after hearing I collapsed.
[18:33] Tokiko
Honestly, give me a break here.
[18:36] Nasa
Um...
[18:38] Nasa
There was something you wanted to tell
me at the campground. What was it?
[18:43] Tokiko
Oh, you remembered that?
[18:45] Nasa
Yes. It sounded pretty important.
[18:51] Tokiko
Seeing how sharp you can be at times...
[18:54] Tokiko
I'm as relieved as I am jealous.
It's quite the mix of emotions.
[19:01] Tokiko
Upsy-daisy.
[19:06] Tokiko
There was something I spent
my entire life trying to do.
[19:11] Tokiko
And it looks like my part in it
ended before it came to fruition.
[19:15] Tokiko
I like to think I was almost there, but...
[19:18] Tokiko
It's quite frustrating, all the same.
[19:21] Tokiko
But since I tried my best,
even though I failed,
[19:26] Tokiko
I don't regret it.
[19:28] Tokiko
Which is why this is for you.
[19:34] Nasa
Whoa... whoa, whoa, whoa!
[19:36] Nasa
Tokiko-san, this is—
[19:38] Tokiko
Just a rock.
[19:40] Tokiko
A regular old stone, with no
magic powers or anything.
[19:45] Tokiko
But the thing is, it took a millennia
of human effort to collect that stone.
[19:51] Tokiko
You could say that, after a thousand years,
it amounted to, "Yeah, it's just a rock."
[19:58] Tokiko
That's how it goes sometimes.
[20:01] Tokiko
Nasa-kun...
[20:03] Tokiko
Please make her happy.
[20:08] Nasa
I didn't know what she meant at the time.
[20:13] Nasa
But... it felt like she was
entrusting me with something
[20:17] Nasa
even more important than the
moon rock she handed me.
[20:22] Nasa
Yes. You can leave it to me.
[20:24] Nasa
I promise to make Tsukasa-chan happy!
[20:30] Tokiko
Well, I'm feeling a bit better
with that off my shoulders.
[20:35] Tokiko
Come on, Nasa-kun, let's head—
[20:37] Tsukasa
Hey! There you are!
[20:39] Tokiko
Well, you had good timing for once.
[20:43] Tsukasa
What's that supposed to mean?!
[20:45] Tsukasa
And why is this game so ludicrously hard?!
[20:50] Tokiko
For someone who likes video games so much,
you never get any better at them.
[20:54] Tsukasa
E-Excuse me?!
[20:55] Tokiko
Anyway, put down the video game.
[20:58] Tokiko
The weather's nice,
[21:00] Tokiko
so go have a nice little
chat with your husband.
[21:03] Tsukasa
You told me to play the damn thing!
[21:06] Tsukasa
And the fact that you snuck out here...
[21:09] Tsukasa
What were you talking about, anyway?
[21:11] Tokiko
That's a secret.
[21:14] Tokiko
Right, Nasa-kun?
[21:17] Nasa
Well, I wouldn't say it's that big a deal.
[21:20] Tsukasa
You were probably filling his head
with more nonsense, weren't you?
[21:23] Tokiko
You make me sound so awful.
[21:26] Tokiko
If you're that desperate to find out,
try paying closer attention to Nasa-kun.
[21:31] Tsukasa
What do you mean by—
[21:32] Tokiko
I mean...
[21:41] Tokiko
exactly what I said.
[21:46] Nasa
W-Well, to be honest...
[21:51] Nasa
I told her about how I
want to make you happy.
[21:55] Tsukasa
O-Okay.
[21:59] Tsukasa
That's... well...
[22:01] Tsukasa
Um... er...
[22:04] Tsukasa
Th-Thank you.
[22:10] [SONG] Ending sign
Closed for the Day
SIGN Sorry!