# Season 1
# E1 - Marriage
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYWMGGP8R/marriage)
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**[00:17] Nasa**
* It's like my life is being*
* sucked up by this snow.*
**[00:22] Nasa**
*Am I going to die?*
**[00:25] Nasa**
*My entire body feels like it's on fire.*
**[00:27] Nasa**
*I didn't realize dying would hurt this much.*
**[00:32] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You'll be okay.
**[00:35] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
It takes more than this to kill someone.
**[00:38] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Besides, you're not ready to die yet, right?
**[00:42] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
So... hang in there.
**[00:47] Nasa**
* I heard a kind voice as my consciousness*
* started to slip away...*
**[00:52] Nasa**
*It was the first time my wife ever spoke to me.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
**[02:27] Nasa**
*Let's say you get married*
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun
stands up!
***SIGN*** Thank you for
being born!
***SIGN*** Happy birthday!
***SIGN*** First Bath
**[02:29] Nasa**
*and end up having kids.*
**[02:31] Nasa**
*Let me offer one piece of advice:*
**[02:36] (Flashback) Dad**
He's full of energy!
**[02:38] (Flashback) Mom**
What should we name him?
**[02:40] Dad**
Good question. I want him to be big,
like the universe itself!
***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** Marriage
**[02:43] Dad**
Let's call him Nasa,
with the kanji for "starry sky"!
**[02:46] Nasa**
*Please, give your kid a normal name!*
***SIGN*** Yuzaki Nasa
***SIGN*** Usakame Kindergarden
**[02:50] Nasa**
*By the time I was in kindergarten...*
**[02:52] (Flashback) Teacher**
Let's see, your name is...
***SIGN*** Admission Form
**[02:55] (Flashback) Teacher**
Yuzaki...
**[02:57] (Flashback) Teacher**
Nasa, huh?
**[03:00] Nasa**
* Whenever an adult saw what my*
* name was, they'd chuckle a bit.*
**[03:05] (Flashback) Girl**
Hey, hey! Are you gonna
be an astronaut, Nasa-kun?
**[03:10] (Flashback) Nasa**
I don't think so, why?
**[03:13] (Flashback) Girl**
Then why's your name Nasa? That's weird!
**[03:17] Nasa**
*At the time, I didn't realize*
**[03:18] ---**
* NASA was also the American National*
* Aeronautics and Space Administration.*
**[03:23] Girl**
Everyone knows about NASA!
**[03:23] Nasa**
* But I did realize that people*
* were making fun of me...*
**[03:27] Nasa**
*And I really hated that.*
**[03:30] Nasa**
* So I wanted to become someone*
* people would respect.*
**[03:34] Nasa**
*So that anyone who heard my name,*
***SIGN*** Success
**[03:36] ---**
*no matter where in the world they were from,*
**[03:38] Nasa**
*they'd think, "Wow, he's even better than NASA!"*
**[03:43] Nasa**
* There's something inside me that lets me*
* push myself to the limit, once I get motivated.*
**[03:48] Nasa**
* Because of that, by the time I was*
* in my third year of middle school...*
**[03:51] (Flashback) ---**
What?!
**[03:52] (Flashback) Yanagi**
Tsukuba University's affiliated high school?!
**[03:54] (Flashback) Yanagi**
B-But, Yuzaki-kun, that school's famous for
only wanting people who score in the top 30%!
**[03:59] (Flashback) Nasa**
Right.
**[04:00] (Flashback) Nasa**
But...
**[04:01] (Flashback) Nasa**
I think I can get in!
**[04:04] Nasa**
*Look how ready I am!*
**[04:05] (Flashback) Yanagi**
Well, with your grades,
**[04:08] (Flashback) ---**
you probably could get an A-rating
from the big public schools...
**[04:11] (Flashback) Yanagi**
But do you have a backup school?
**[04:13] (Flashback) Yanagi**
There's a risk of wasting money, not to
mention recommendation being—
**[04:15] (Flashback) Nasa**
Sensei...
**[04:17] (Flashback) Nasa**
I don't need a backup school.
**[04:20] (Flashback) Nasa**
Because I'm getting into my top choice!
**[04:22] (Flashback) ---**
My name is Yuzaki Nasa!
**[04:24] (Flashback) ---**
And I'll reach the speed
of light before NASA does!
**[04:27] (Flashback) Yanagi**
I guess grades and common
sense aren't synonymous.
**[04:30] (Flashback) Yanagi**
But... wait! On the off-chance you fail,
**[04:32] (Flashback) ---**
you'll end up losing a whole year!
**[04:34] (Flashback) Nasa**
There is no off-chance.
**[04:36] (Flashback) Nasa**
Because I'm going to reach
the speed of light—
**[04:37] Yanagi**
You know what, never mind!
**[04:41] (Flashback) Yanagi**
Look, there's still time before entrance exams.
**[04:43] (Flashback) Yanagi**
Take some time and discuss what
you're going to do with your parents.
**[04:47] (Flashback) Nasa**
I don't intend to turn to my
parents for advice. It's my life.
**[04:51] (Flashback) Yanagi**
Well, you never know what
fate has in store for you.
**[04:55] (Flashback) Yanagi**
If you let your guard down,
it could cost you everything.
**[04:59] (Flashback) Nasa**
No matter what fate has in store for me...
**[05:02] (Flashback) Nasa**
I know I'll be able to manage!
**[05:08] Nasa**
*And I genuinely believed that.*
**[05:10] Nasa**
*After reinventing myself through sheer effort,*
**[05:12] ---**
* I was sure that I could deal with*
* anything fate had in store for me.*
***SIGN*** February 2018 National Middle School Trial Exam Results Sheet Name: Yuzaki Nasa School Year: 3rd National Ranking: 1st Collective Score Across Five Subjects: 498/500
**[05:16] Nasa**
*But then...*
**[05:17] (Flashback) Nasa**
First place again! At this rate,
the entrance exam will be no problem.
**[05:25] Nasa**
*I let my guard down...*
**[05:27] Nasa**
*and stumbled across the fate that awaited me.*
**[05:31] Nasa**
*I didn't have words for it.*
**[05:32] Nasa**
*She was just really cute!*
**[05:38] Nasa**
*What school does she go to?*
**[05:40] Nasa**
* Is she the same age as me?*
* Wait, younger, maybe?*
**[05:44] Nasa**
*No, it doesn't matter!*
**[05:47] Nasa**
*I think talking to this girl right now is what...*
**[05:50] (Flashback) Nasa**
E-Excuse me!
**[05:51] Nasa**
*...I was born to do!*
**[05:53] (Flashback) Nasa**
Would you—
**[06:02] Nasa**
* I let my guard down...*
* and it cost me everything.*
**[06:06] Nasa**
*I never thought I would die like this.*
**[06:10] Nasa**
*I didn't even get to learn her name...*
**[06:14] Nasa**
* I don't want to die! I don't want*
* to die! I don't want to die!*
**[06:17] Nasa**
* If I die like this, what was the point*
* of being born in the first place?!*
**[06:22] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You'll be okay.
**[06:24] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
It takes more than this to kill someone.
**[06:29] Nasa**
*It's her...*
**[06:31] Nasa**
*Blood? Why is she bleeding?*
**[06:33] (Flashback) Driver**
A-A-A-Are you okay?!
**[06:37] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Yeah, I am.
**[06:39] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
But could you get him to a hospital?
**[06:42] (Flashback) Driver**
Whoa, wait! I know he's in bad shape,
**[06:44] (Flashback) Driver**
but didn't you take the brunt of the
the hit when you got in front of him?!
**[06:52] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You really shouldn't try to talk.
**[06:54] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You might not be dying,
but you're hurt pretty bad.
**[06:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
No thanks necessary.
**[06:58] (Flashback) ---**
Get some rest, and when you wake up,
forget you ever saw me.
**[07:04] Nasa**
* As I saw her heading toward*
* the moon while leaving...*
**[07:08] Nasa**
*It was as if she was Princess Kaguya.*
**[07:13] Nasa**
*My consciousness left me...*
**[07:16] Nasa**
*And so did you.*
**[07:19] Nasa**
* "The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter" is the story*
* of a couple who didn't get to be together.*
**[07:24] Nasa**
*Princess Kaguya returned to the moon,*
**[07:26] ---**
* and nobody, not her adopted father*
* nor the emperor, could stop her.*
***SIGN*** Do you really want...
***SIGN*** Do you really want...
***SIGN*** to just sleep like this?
***SIGN*** You never even
got her name.
***SIGN*** If you let her go now,
***SIGN*** you may never see her again—
***SIGN*** you may never see her again—
***SIGN*** Miracles don't
happen twice.
**[07:39] (Flashback) Driver**
Right! We're over by the place, at the thing!
**[07:41] (Flashback) Driver**
Yes, please! Send an ambulance as fast as—
**[07:43] (Flashback) Nasa**
Don't worry about me!
**[07:49] (Flashback) Driver**
Are you okay?!
**[07:50] (Flashback) Nasa**
Did you see where that girl went?
**[07:53] (Flashback) Driver**
Look, you really should lie down!
**[07:55] (Flashback) Nasa**
Now is not the time!
**[07:58] (Flashback) Driver**
I'm pretty sure this is exactly the time...
**[08:01] (Flashback) Nasa**
I understand why you would want
me to go to the hospital.
**[08:04] (Flashback) Nasa**
I'd feel the same way if I ran someone over!
**[08:07] (Flashback) Nasa**
Because they could die!
**[08:09] (Flashback) Driver**
If you understand all that,
why are you doing this?
**[08:11] (Flashback) Nasa**
Because...
**[08:13] (Flashback) Nasa**
She's just really cute!
**[08:15] (Flashback) Driver**
I don't understand what he's trying to say,
**[08:17] (Flashback) ---**
but I can tell he really means it!
**[08:19] (Flashback) Nasa**
That being the case, goodbye, mister!
**[08:24] (Flashback) Driver**
Wait!
**[08:36] Nasa**
* I don't know if I'll be able to find her,*
* but if this is fate, then...*
**[08:41] Nasa**
*I know—*
**[08:44] Nasa**
*There she is!*
**[08:48] (Flashback) Nasa**
Excuse me...
**[08:51] (Flashback) Nasa**
Thank you for before. I survived, thanks to you!
**[08:55] (Flashback) Nasa**
My name is Yuzaki Nasa!
**[08:57] (Flashback) ---**
Written with the characters for
"starry sky," but pronounced "Nasa"!
**[09:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Well, this is impressive.
**[09:03] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You're able to move with those injuries?
**[09:05] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I mentioned this before,
but you're pretty badly hurt.
**[09:08] (Flashback) Nasa**
I just had to thank you!
**[09:14] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
All right, take that wet
coat off and have a seat.
**[09:19] (Flashback) Nasa**
You don't mind?!
**[09:20] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
What I do mind is you being covered in blood.
**[09:23] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
After I went to the trouble of saving you...
**[09:25] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You've only got one life,
so take better care of it, okay?
**[09:28] Nasa**
*Is this the smell of her shampoo?*
**[09:31] Nasa**
*Do girls really smell this good?*
**[09:38] (Flashback) Nasa**
W-W-W-Wait—
**[09:42] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You've lost a lot of blood.
You need to stay warm.
**[09:46] Nasa**
* The warmth from her coat and*
* this intensely sweet aroma...*
**[09:51] Nasa**
*It's enough to knock me out!*
**[09:54] Nasa**
*And...*
**[09:55] Nasa**
*This girl is just seriously, really cute!*
**[10:02] (Flashback) Nasa**
You're not cold?
**[10:04] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Of course I am. It's snowing outside.
**[10:07] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
But I think I should call for help.
**[10:10] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
You could actually die at this rate.
**[10:14] (Flashback) Nasa**
I'm fi—
**[10:16] (Flashback) Nasa**
Huh... wha?
**[10:18] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Both of your legs are broken, you know.
**[10:21] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
And the adrenaline from the
accident is about to wear off.
**[10:26] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Pretty soon, you'll find it
hard to stay conscious.
**[10:29] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
If you care about staying alive,
just wait right there.
**[10:32] (Flashback) ---**
I'll call an ambulance.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Goodbye, now.
**[10:37] (Flashback) ---**
Look after yourself.
**[10:44] Nasa**
*My whole body's burning.*
**[10:48] Nasa**
*My consciousness is fading...*
**[10:50] Nasa**
*But...*
**[10:54] (Flashback) Nasa**
Wait!
**[11:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
A-Are you crazy?! You could seriously die!
**[11:05] (Flashback) Nasa**
You looked just like Princess Kaguya before!
**[11:10] (Flashback) Nasa**
When the people from the moon came for her,
**[11:12] (Flashback) ---**
neither the old man nor the
emperor fought for Kaguya,
**[11:14] (Flashback) ---**
even though they cared about her!
**[11:18] (Flashback) Nasa**
But... if you know you'll
never see someone again,
**[11:22] (Flashback) Nasa**
you should fight for them,
chase after them, and try to get them back!
**[11:26] (Flashback) Nasa**
Even if it means dying!
If you really love them...
**[11:34] (Flashback) Nasa**
And I...
**[11:36] (Flashback) Nasa**
love you.
**[11:40] (Flashback) Nasa**
I just met you, and I don't
even know your name yet,
**[11:45] (Flashback) Nasa**
but all the same, would you go out with me?
**[11:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Fair enough.
**[12:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
We can be together... if you'll marry me.
**[12:08] (Flashback) Nasa**
Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
**[12:10] Nasa**
*The way I answered instantly in that moment*
**[12:13] ---**
*is something I will always be proud of.*
**[12:17] Nasa**
*And after giving my answer... I passed out.*
**[12:22] Nasa**
* When I woke up, the cherry*
* blossoms were starting to fall.*
**[12:27] Nasa**
*I was told that if she hadn't protected me,*
**[12:30] ---**
*I probably would've died instantly.*
**[12:34] Nasa**
* In the end, she was gone before*
* I could even learn her name.*
**[12:38] (Flashback) Nasa**
Would you go out with me?
**[12:42] Nasa**
* Based on what's happened,*
* should I consider myself rejected?*
**[12:46] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
We can be together... if you'll marry me.
**[12:50] Nasa**
* Looking back now, maybe that response*
* was her way of turning me down.*
**[12:58] Nasa**
* My days after waking up were*
* filled with studying and rehab.*
**[13:01] Nasa**
* I missed my chance to take the exams*
* and ended up losing that year...*
**[13:06] Nasa**
*So I took them in the following year.*
**[13:08] Nasa**
*I had a top score,*
**[13:10] ---**
* but just didn't feel like going to*
* high school and declined the offers I got.*
**[13:13] Nasa**
*I put my talents to use working a service job*
**[13:16] ---**
*in the hopes of meeting her again,*
**[13:18] Nasa**
*but the day never came.*
**[13:21] Nasa**
* I knew my parents would get*
* anxious if I worked too much,*
**[13:25] ---**
* so I rented a small apartment,*
* where I lived alone.*
**[13:28] Nasa**
*And I turned 18...*
**[13:32] Nasa**
It's amazing how much money you can
earn if you lose yourself in the work.
***SIGN*** Household Finances
***SIGN*** Total Assets
***SIGN*** Monthly Income & Expenditures
***SIGN*** Bank Account
***SIGN*** Credit Card
**[13:37] (Flashback) Nasa**
But it's not money that I want.
**[13:43] Nasa**
*I just wish I could see her again.*
**[13:48] (Flashback) Nasa**
Yes, how can I help—
**[13:52] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Hey. We meet again.
**[13:56] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Right, I forgot to mention this,
but my name is Tsukasa.
**[14:02] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Is it all right if I come in?
**[14:05] (Flashback) ---**
We've got something important to discuss.
**[14:08] Nasa**
* This picks up where*
* "The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter" left off.*
**[14:12] Nasa**
* After getting Princess*
* Kaguya back from the moon,*
**[14:14] ---**
*we'll live happily ever after.*
**[14:17] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Come on now, darling.
**[14:19] Nasa**
*The story of a married couple!*
***SIGN*** Yuzaki
**[14:25] Nasa**
*I can't deny that I have questions.*
**[14:28] Nasa**
* Even if I've been thinking*
* of her all this time...*
**[14:30] Tsukasa**
Pardon me.
**[14:32] Nasa**
* The fact of the matter is,*
* we're almost total strangers.*
**[14:36] Nasa**
* And yet, when she came into my*
* home, my thoughts were on...*
**[14:41] Nasa**
*Oh, crap! I've never had a girl over before!*
**[14:47] Nasa**
Sorry it's not much.
**[14:48] Tsukasa**
Don't worry. And thank you.
**[14:52] Nasa**
*But man, this girl is seriously cute!*
**[14:57] Nasa**
* The whole place smells a bit better*
* just from her being in here!*
**[15:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
My name is Tsukasa.
**[15:04] Nasa**
*So this is Tsukasa-chan...*
**[15:06] Nasa**
* I do have questions, but still,*
* Tsukasa-chan is so cute!*
**[15:12] Tsukasa**
Not going to sit down?
**[15:13] Nasa**
S-Sorry!
**[15:16] Nasa**
So what did you want to discuss?
**[15:23] Nasa**
What's this?
**[15:25] Tsukasa**
Our marriage registration.
**[15:29] Nasa**
M-M-M-Marriage registration?!
**[15:31] Tsukasa**
Wh... What are you so shocked about?
**[15:35] Nasa**
I-I mean...
**[15:37] Tsukasa**
Didn't we have an agreement?
**[15:39] Tsukasa**
I said I would be with you if you married me,
**[15:41] Tsukasa**
and you said yes right away.
**[15:43] Nasa**
Okay, that's technically true, but...
**[15:46] Nasa**
M-M-Marri-ri—
**[15:49] Tsukasa**
Well, never mind, then—
**[15:50] Nasa**
H-Hang on!
**[15:52] Nasa**
I'm shocked, yeah, but I never
said I wouldn't do it!
**[15:55] Nasa**
I still love you, and I want to be together!
None of that has changed!
**[15:59] Nasa**
So... if a marriage registration is what
it takes, or anything else for that matter,
**[16:04] Nasa**
I'll sign!
**[16:07] Tsukasa**
Uh, I see.
**[16:10] Nasa**
* I'm only now realizing I shouted about how*
* I loved her in the heat of the moment.*
***SIGN*** Marriage Registration
***SIGN*** Wife to Be
***SIGN*** Tsuku
***SIGN*** yomi
***SIGN*** Tsukasa
***SIGN*** Birthdate
***SIGN*** 3rd
***SIGN*** April
***SIGN*** 16 Years Old
***SIGN*** Tokyo Shibuya Ward 7-7
**[16:16] Nasa**
*S-So this is a marriage registration...*
**[16:19] Nasa**
* W-Wow. This is really bringing*
* the reality of it home.*
**[16:24] Nasa**
I'm curious... What's this about witnesses?
***SIGN*** Tsukuyomi Tokiko
***SIGN*** April 23rd
***SIGN*** Age 81
***SIGN*** Toranomon, Minato Ward
**[16:27] Tsukasa**
It's just part of getting married.
**[16:30] Tsukasa**
But all you really need is to get their seal,
**[16:34] Tsukasa**
so if push comes to shove, you get
a random passerby to vouch for you.
**[16:37] Nasa**
That works?!
**[16:38] Tsukasa**
There's also the matter of your seal,
family registration, and identification...
**[16:43] Tsukasa**
Have you got all that?
**[16:44] Nasa**
Uh, yeah...
***SIGN*** Yuzaki
**[16:48] Nasa**
*Still, is this really okay?*
**[16:51] Nasa**
* I'm going with the flow*
* and filling it out, but...*
**[16:55] Nasa**
*Maybe this is a bad idea?*
**[16:57] ---**
* If you think about it,*
* it seems a lot like a scam—*
***SIGN*** Smile
**[17:00] Nasa**
*Scams aren't such a big deal!*
**[17:02] ---**
* If there's trouble, I'll deal*
* with it when it happens!*
**[17:05] Nasa**
*Because I'm Yuzaki Nasa!*
***SIGN*** Name: Yuzaki Nasa
Age: 18
**[17:07] ---**
* The man who'll hit the speed*
* of light sooner than NASA!*
**[17:12] Nasa**
Here it is!
**[17:15] Tsukasa**
Right, thanks.
**[17:18] Tsukasa**
Oh, so that's how you write "Yuzaki."
**[17:24] Tsukasa**
Yuzaki... Yuzaki Tsukasa, huh?
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
I have to say, my new name
has a nice ring to it.
**[17:33] Tsukasa**
I like it.
**[17:35] Nasa**
Th-Thanks...
**[17:39] Tsukasa**
I know we both have our concerns,
**[17:41] ---**
and we're bound to run into trouble...
**[17:44] Tsukasa**
But I think I'm a pretty
good judge of character,
**[17:47] ---**
and I haven't said anything untrue.
**[17:50] Tsukasa**
And above all...
**[17:51] Tsukasa**
I put my faith in you.
**[17:54] Tsukasa**
I'm not perfect, but I hope
you'll take care of me.
**[17:58] Nasa**
* I definitely have concerns...*
* but for today...*
**[18:02] Nasa**
The feeling's mutual!
***SIGN*** Husband to Be Wife to Be
***SIGN*** Yu zaki Nasa Tsuku yomi Tsukasa
***SIGN*** May 5th Age 18 April 3rd Age 16
**[18:05] Nasa**
*I honestly don't care.*
**[18:08] Tsukasa**
Well, we had better get going.
**[18:10] Nasa**
Wait, where are we going this late at night?
**[18:13] Tsukasa**
Where else?
**[18:15] Tsukasa**
The ward office.
**[18:20] Tsukasa**
Since we filled out the paperwork,
we need to turn it in.
**[18:24] Nasa**
Is the office going to be open this late?
**[18:27] Tsukasa**
They've got a late-night desk.
**[18:29] Tsukasa**
Marriage registrations are
accepted 24 hours a day.
**[18:33] Nasa**
I had no idea.
**[18:35] Tsukasa**
During the day, people are busy with work,
**[18:37] Tsukasa**
and there are people like celebrities
**[18:39] ---**
who might want to get married
without a lot of public attention.
**[18:43] Nasa**
Makes sense.
**[18:45] Nasa**
*Marriage...*
**[18:46] Nasa**
*Getting married.*
**[18:48] Nasa**
* Is turning in a piece of paper*
* really all we need to get married?*
**[18:48] Tsukasa**
Yuzaki Tsukasa... Yuzaki Tsukasa...
Yuzaki Tsukasa...
**[18:53] Tsukasa**
Yuzaki Tsukasa.
**[18:56] Tsukasa**
Good, I think I'm getting used to it.
**[18:58] Tsukasa**
It does have a lovely ring to it, right?
**[19:01] Nasa**
Y-Yeah, I think so!
**[19:03] Nasa**
But here I am, with "starry sky"
being pronounced "Nasa."
**[19:08] ---**
Talk about weird...
**[19:10] Nasa**
* Wait... Come to think of it, I don't*
* think she's ever laughed at my name.*
**[19:17] Tsukasa**
NASA was founded in 1958 to compete
with the Soviet space program.
**[19:25] Tsukasa**
It was made up of 18,000
specially selected experts.
**[19:30] Tsukasa**
They took a dream that nobody would've
thought possible for humanity,
**[19:34] Tsukasa**
and through knowledge, diligence,
courage, and patience,
**[19:37] Tsukasa**
they collectively made it a reality.
**[19:40] Tsukasa**
Traveling into space is much
more difficult than it sounds.
**[19:44] Tsukasa**
It requires a literally astronomical
amount of trial and error,
**[19:48] Tsukasa**
and at the end of that endless struggle,
**[19:52] ---**
they were even able to
send people to the moon.
**[19:56] Tsukasa**
"Nasa," written with the
characters for "starry sky"...
**[19:59] Tsukasa**
I think it's a fantastic name.
**[20:02] Nasa**
* It felt like an ache that had been stuck in my*
* chest from the day I was born melted away.*
**[20:09] Nasa**
*This marriage still doesn't feel real,*
**[20:12] Nasa**
* but right now, I genuinely*
* want to marry this girl.*
**[20:19] Worker**
A marriage registration?
Sure, it'll be just one moment.
**[20:20] [SONG] Sign**
If you need assistance,
please call on the intercom
**[20:24] Worker**
Okay, here we are...
**[20:27] Worker**
Let's see... Oh, you're underage?
**[20:30] Worker**
In that case, we'll need
your guardian's approval.
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
Yes, I've got it right here.
**[20:36] Worker**
Okay, that covers all the paperwork.
**[20:39] Worker**
I'll go ahead and get it submitted.
**[20:42] Nasa**
Excuse me... Is it really okay
to do this without any parents?
**[20:46] Worker**
There's no law that says
they have to be present,
**[20:48] ---**
so it shouldn't be a problem.
**[20:51] Worker**
Besides, a marriage between young
folks is a thing worth celebrating.
**[20:55] Worker**
I'm honestly jealous that you get
to marry such a beautiful bride.
**[21:00] Worker**
All right, that takes care
of the registration.
**[21:03] ---**
Congratulations on your marriage.
**[21:04] Worker**
We also hand these out as wedding gifts,
so feel free to take it.
**[21:12] Nasa**
I didn't know they gave out stuff like this.
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
It probably depends on the office.
**[21:17] Nasa**
I'm still surprised getting
married is so easy.
**[21:20] Nasa**
It almost doesn't feel real.
**[21:24] Tsukasa**
Would you like to hold hands, then?
**[21:27] Nasa**
C-Can I?!
**[21:29] Tsukasa**
I mean, we are married.
**[21:31] Nasa**
Oh, right... then...
**[21:41] Nasa**
*So soft!*
**[21:43] Nasa**
*Girls are this soft?!*
**[21:46] Nasa**
* Human hands are this warm...*
* and feel this good?*
**[21:50] Nasa**
*This is marriage?! It's fantastic!*
**[21:54] Nasa**
It's all-I-can-grab with this hand
until I die! Marriage is awesome!
**[21:59] Tsukasa**
Uh... that's a little too hard. It hurts.
**[22:02] Nasa**
Oh! Sorry!
**[22:04] Tsukasa**
Also, I'm not sure I like the
sound of "all-I-can-grab."
**[22:08] Nasa**
Did I say that out loud?!
**[22:10] Nasa**
Oh, man, that sucks!
**[22:13] Nasa**
What does that even mean?!
This isn't a buffet!
**[22:17] Tsukasa**
We're married now, aren't we?
**[22:20] Nasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[22:26] Tsukasa**
All-you-can-grab from now on...
**[22:29] Tsukasa**
I guess you're right!
**[22:32] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[22:33] Nasa**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting*
**[22:36] Nasa**
* and ended up together, with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
**[22:44] Tsukasa**
By the way, there's something
I need to take care of,
**[22:47] ---**
so could you take the plant back home first?
**[22:50] Nasa**
Uh, sure.
**[22:51] Tsukasa**
By the way, do you have
two futons at your place?
**[22:56] Nasa**
Uh, no, just the one bed...
**[23:00] Tsukasa**
I see. Well, I'll see you later.
**[23:02] Nasa**
Huh? Hey, wait!
**[23:05] Nasa**
Futons?
**[23:06] Nasa**
* If we're married, that means we'll*
* be living together at my place?*
**[23:11] Nasa**
*Which would mean...*
**[23:13] Nasa**
We're going to sleep together tonight?!
**[23:15] ---**
In that bed?! Together?!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Tsukasa**
Right, time for bed, then.
**[23:32] Nasa**
You're staying the night?!
**[23:33] Tsukasa**
Of course I am. We're married now.
**[23:36] Tsukasa**
So I'm going to be staying here every night.
**[23:38] Nasa**
Th-Then... that means...
**[23:40] Nasa**
This is going to be our momentous
first night together?!
# E2 - The First Night
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR71VV83R/the-first-night)
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**[00:11] Nasa**
*We just turned in our marriage registration.*
**[00:15] Nasa**
*So that means I'm married to her now, right?*
**[00:19] Nasa**
*Which means... It means... It means...*
**[00:28] Nasa**
* We're going to live together*
* in this apartment?!*
**[00:32] Nasa**
*And if we're living together, that means...*
**[00:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
All-you-can-grab from now on...
**[00:39] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I guess you're right!
**[00:42] Nasa**
All-I-can-grab!
**[00:45] Nasa**
*My name is Yuzaki Nasa.*
**[00:48] Nasa**
*My wife's name is Tsukasa.*
**[00:50] Nasa**
*One night, when the moon was shining bright,*
**[00:52] Nasa**
*a certain girl saved my life.*
**[00:55] Nasa**
* This really cute girl ended up being the wife*
* I would promise to spend the future with.*
**[01:01] Nasa**
*After falling in love at first sight,*
**[01:03] ---**
*I proposed to her that very day.*
**[01:05] Nasa**
*And after taking what I said to heart,*
**[01:08] ---**
*a while later, she appeared before me.*
**[01:11] Nasa**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting,*
**[01:15] Nasa**
* and ended up together with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** The First Night
**[02:53] Nasa**
What should I do?
**[02:55] Nasa**
I'm really not mentally prepared
to live with someone.
**[03:00] Nasa**
Unsurprisingly, there's only
one bed in this place.
**[03:04] Nasa**
So will we sleep in this bed?! Together?!
**[03:08] Nasa**
* No, I need to calm down*
* and think this through.*
**[03:11] ---**
*This bed...*
**[03:12] Nasa**
It's a semi-single bed that I chose
**[03:14] ---**
so I'd have the most usable
space possible in this room.
**[03:18] Nasa**
It's only 80 centimeters across.
**[03:20] Nasa**
Your average guy has shoulders
about 45 centimeters wide...
**[03:23] Nasa**
And it's 40 centimeters
for a woman, which means...
**[03:26] Nasa**
It's five centimeters too
small to fit both of us.
**[03:28] Nasa**
Not to mention,
comfortable circadian rhythms
**[03:31] ---**
call for a semi-double bed that's
at least 120 centimeters wide.
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**[03:36] Nasa**
Should I grab one off Prime right now?!
***SIGN*** Semi-double bed
***SIGN*** Deliver
***SIGN*** Kitchen Store
**[03:38] Nasa**
No... I doubt even online shopping could
get a semi-double bed here within an hour.
***SIGN*** JINUSSIEY Beds and Mattresses
***SIGN*** Sponsored
***SIGN*** Best Seller
**[03:47] Nasa**
*What's your deal, bigshot CEOs?!*
**[03:49] Nasa**
*You couldn't have innovated a little harder?!*
**[03:52] Nasa**
Wait, no, it's fine.
**[03:54] Nasa**
It's not time to panic yet.
**[03:56] Nasa**
I need to calmly analyze the situation.
**[04:01] Nasa**
Even at 80 centimeters across,
**[04:04] ---**
it wouldn't be impossible for
both of us to sleep on this bed.
**[04:08] Nasa**
*What if, say, she rested her head on my arm?!*
**[04:12] Nasa**
We'd be partly overlapping in this case,
**[04:14] ---**
which should more than make up
for the missing five centimeters.
**[04:17] Nasa**
Or maybe I could hold her like
a body pillow while we sleep?!
**[04:21] Tsukasa**
Uh, no, I have my doubts about being
comfortable enough to sleep in that position.
**[04:26] Tsukasa**
Sorry. The door was unlocked, so...
**[04:31] Nasa**
How long have you been back?!
**[04:33] Tsukasa**
I came in around the time you were acting
like Sendo-kun from *Slam Dunk* to calm down.
**[04:37] Nasa**
Please don't leave me hanging
for so long next time!
**[04:40] Tsukasa**
Well, I knocked, but you didn't answer,
**[04:43] Tsukasa**
and I thought I might disturb the neighbors
if I rang the bell at this hour.
**[04:47] Nasa**
W-Well... I'm sorry, then.
**[04:50] Nasa**
So what did you need to do?
**[04:52] Tsukasa**
Oh, I just went and picked up my suitcase.
**[04:56] Tsukasa**
Coin lockers aren't free, after all.
**[05:00] Nasa**
* That's probably got her*
* necessities in it, right?*
**[05:03] Nasa**
* Does that mean she doesn't*
* have a home to go back to?*
**[05:06] Nasa**
*Then... is she really staying here tonight?*
**[05:10] Nasa**
*I-I need to confirm!*
**[05:13] Nasa**
W-Wow, it got kind of late while
we were running around, huh?
**[05:18] Tsukasa**
True.
**[05:20] Nasa**
C-Care for some coffee?
**[05:21] Tsukasa**
Thanks, but I'm all right.
**[05:26] Nasa**
Is no one at your place going to be
worried about you being out so late?
**[05:32] Tsukasa**
I don't really have a place anymore, so...
**[05:36] Nasa**
Th-Then... are y-y-y-you going to...
s-s-stay the night here?
**[05:44] Tsukasa**
Well, I'd planned on spending
every night here from now on.
**[05:48] Nasa**
E-Every night?!
**[05:49] Tsukasa**
Yeah. I mean, we *are* married.
**[05:52] Tsukasa**
You're spilling that, by the way.
**[05:54] Nasa**
Eh? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[05:58] Tsukasa**
Need any help?
**[05:59] Nasa**
No, I've got it!
**[06:01] Tsukasa**
But you've only got one bed, I see...
**[06:05] Tsukasa**
I'd hate to be in the way.
**[06:06] Nasa**
You'd be no such thing!
**[06:08] Nasa**
If anything, I could sleep on the floor!
**[06:10] Nasa**
One bed is plenty, don't you think?!
**[06:13] Tsukasa**
I'd still hate for you to get sick or something.
**[06:16] Tsukasa**
I think I'll just spend the
night at a capsule hotel.
**[06:24] Tsukasa**
You don't have to be so anxious.
**[06:25] Tsukasa**
I'm your wife, okay?
**[06:28] Tsukasa**
I'm not going anywhere.
***SIGN*** I'm your wife ♥
**[06:32] Nasa**
*I took major damage off that one.*
**[06:37] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[06:39] Nasa**
J-Just... That was kind of unexpected.
**[06:45] Nasa**
* That's right... I'm already*
* married to this girl.*
**[06:50] Nasa**
*But... why, exactly?*
**[06:52] Nasa**
*Why did she marry me?*
**[06:56] Nasa**
*I thought that she was really cute.*
**[07:00] Nasa**
* And she saved my life,*
* which is why I fell for her.*
**[07:06] Nasa**
*But... I haven't done anything for her.*
**[07:09] Nasa**
*All I've done is...*
**[07:13] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
We can be together... if you'll marry me.
**[07:18] (Flashback) Nasa**
Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
**[07:19] Nasa**
*...agree to her conditions.*
**[07:21] Sign/Dialog**
Is there any reason
**[07:22] Sign/Dialog**
*Is there any reason for her to love me?*
**[07:23] Sign/Dialog**
for her to love me...
**[07:25] Sign/Dialog**
I can't think of any..
**[07:26] Sign/Dialog**
*I can't think of any.*
**[07:27] Nasa**
Why did you marry me?
**[07:31] Tsukasa**
Why?
**[07:34] Tsukasa**
That's a pretty silly question to ask, darling.
**[07:38] Nasa**
How is it silly?!
**[07:40] ---**
I mean, to be blunt,
we barely know each other!
**[07:42] Tsukasa**
Well, I guess that's true.
**[07:44] Tsukasa**
In that case, why did you marry me?
**[07:49] Nasa**
Well... I... uh...
**[07:52] Nasa**
B-Because I love you.
**[07:55] Tsukasa**
I figured as much.
**[07:56] Nasa**
Why the smug look?
**[07:58] Tsukasa**
But that means you should understand.
**[08:00] Tsukasa**
I wouldn't get married to someone I didn't love.
**[08:06] Tsukasa**
My husband must be pretty goofy to
not even realize something like that.
**[08:10] Nasa**
Hey, "goofy" is a little...
**[08:12] Nasa**
Th-Then when did you fall in love with me?
**[08:19] Tsukasa**
That I'm not telling.
**[08:20] Nasa**
Hey, no fair!
**[08:22] Tsukasa**
I should get going for today. Sleep well, okay?
**[08:26] Nasa**
W-Wait!
**[08:38] Nasa**
*I suddenly felt really anxious...*
**[08:40] Nasa**
*Like she might disappear on me again.*
**[08:44] Nasa**
Hey!
**[08:46] Nasa**
I think... you should stay after all!
**[08:49] Tsukasa**
But the bed...
**[08:51] Nasa**
I'll go buy one!
**[08:52] Nasa**
I'll go to DonQui or anywhere else that's
open and buy a futon, so just... don't leave!
**[08:59] Nasa**
* I felt like, if I let her leave,*
* I'd never see her again.*
**[09:06] Tsukasa**
Memory foam.
**[09:08] Tsukasa**
If we're going to buy one,
**[09:09] ---**
I want to try something a
little fancy, with memory foam!
***SIGN*** The Bargain Heaven
***SIGN*** Don Quijote
**[09:13] Nasa**
*My wife takes her curiosity seriously.*
**[09:23] Nasa**
They've got a lot of variety here.
**[09:25] Tsukasa**
Yeah.
**[09:26] Nasa**
You can pick whichever you like, okay?
**[09:28] Nasa**
I'll pick up the tab.
**[09:30] Tsukasa**
Then is this futon my first
present from my husband?
**[09:36] Nasa**
I-I guess so...
**[09:38] Tsukasa**
I see. I should take the choice seriously, then.
**[09:42] Tsukasa**
I have to say, there's a bigger variety of
types and prices with futons than I imagined.
***SIGN*** Feather Futon
**[09:47] Tsukasa**
What exactly is the difference between
a feather futon and a down futon?
**[09:51] Nasa**
Feathers are the big ones you see on wings,
**[09:55] Nasa**
but down means at least 50% of it
is the finer, softer natal feathers.
**[10:00] Nasa**
Feathers retain less heat than down.
**[10:04] Nasa**
But since they're easier to collect,
they're a lot cheaper.
**[10:10] Tsukasa**
And what about this shape-retaining stuff?
**[10:13] Nasa**
That's the so-called memory foam,
which is really low-resistance polyurethane.
**[10:16] ---**
The one you said you wanted.
**[10:18] Tsukasa**
And this "hot spring" futon?
**[10:21] Nasa**
That's a type of cotton futon that uses
***SIGN*** Special Price on Hot Spring Futons
***SIGN*** Mattress
***SIGN*** Futon Cover
***SIGN*** Hot Springs Futon
***SIGN*** Mattress
**[10:23] ---**
tourmaline mixed with the cotton
to increase its heat retention.
**[10:28] Tsukasa**
Looks like my husband's quite studious.
**[10:31] Nasa**
Yep! I'm pretty confident when
it comes to memorization!
**[10:35] Nasa**
*I just realized something. Am I...*
**[10:40] Nasa**
*on a date?!*
**[10:42] Nasa**
* Which means... circumstances permitting...*
* I could hold her hand?*
**[10:47] Nasa**
* I went a little too hard last time,*
* but it's o-okay, right?*
**[10:51] Nasa**
*After all, she is my wife.*
**[11:06] Tsukasa**
There's some more over there,
so let's take a look!
**[11:14] Nasa**
*I see...*
***SIGN*** The Bargain Heaven
***SIGN*** Don Quijote
**[11:17] Nasa**
*I guess DonQui really is heaven!*
**[11:23] Nasa**
That was heavier than I thought.
**[11:25] Tsukasa**
Good work, and thanks.
**[11:27] Nasa**
Is this really what you want, though?
***SIGN*** Fluuuffy
Fluuuffy
Futon
**[11:30] Nasa**
There were fancier, more expensive options...
**[11:32] Tsukasa**
That's all right. I like this one.
**[11:35] Tsukasa**
So, can I try it out?
**[11:37] Nasa**
Of course!
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
Oh, yes, this is very nice!
**[11:44] Tsukasa**
We made a good choice.
**[11:46] Tsukasa**
So this is how it feels...
**[11:46] Nasa**
*A-A girl...*
**[11:48] Tsukasa**
It's feeling pretty...
**[11:50] Nasa**
*is lying on a futon in my place?!*
**[11:53] Nasa**
If DonQui is heaven,
then is this super heaven?!
**[11:59] Tsukasa**
Hey.
**[12:01] Tsukasa**
Why don't you try lying down too, darling?
**[12:07] Tsukasa**
Wh-What's wrong?!
**[12:09] Nasa**
*That one was a little* too *lethal.*
**[12:12] Nasa**
I-It's okay. I bought that
for you, so I'm fine.
**[12:17] Tsuksa**
You sure? It's really comfortable.
**[12:19] Tsuksa**
Well, it's pretty late, so let's get to bed.
**[12:22] Nasa**
G-Good point! We should
really turn in for the day!
**[12:27] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[12:29] Tsukasa**
But I'm wondering,
**[12:30] ---**
does this place not have a bath?
**[12:33] Nasa**
Uh, yeah, I usually visit the local
bathhouse first thing in the morning.
**[12:38] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[12:39] Tsukasa**
Actually, now that I look around,
**[12:41] ---**
you don't have any of the stuff
I need to spend the night.
**[12:44] Nasa**
Like what?
**[12:45] Tsukasa**
Like a guest hair brush, or hair clips...
**[12:49] Tsukasa**
Things like that.
**[12:51] Nasa**
I can go pick that stuff up at
the convenience store, then!
**[12:54] Tsukasa**
Even underwear?
**[12:56] Nasa**
M-Maybe not that...
**[12:58] Nasa**
S-Since I don't know your preferences.
**[13:01] Tsukasa**
True enough.
**[13:03] Tsukasa**
Why don't we go for a stroll and
drop by the convenience store?
**[13:06] Nasa**
Eh? Are you sure?
**[13:07] Tsukasa**
Of course.
**[13:08] Tsukasa**
Besides...
**[13:12] Tsukasa**
This hand is all-I-can-grab, right?
**[13:17] Nasa**
*Holding is pretty good...*
**[13:20] Nasa**
*but getting held is even better!*
**[13:31] Nasa**
*On the other side of this thin door,*
**[13:33] ---**
*a girl is changing into her pajamas...*
**[13:36] Nasa**
Glorious! So this is marriage?!
**[13:39] Nasa**
This is making me rethink everything
school taught me about ethics!
**[13:43] Nasa**
To think, all it takes is a piece of paper
for a man and a woman to sleep together!
***SIGN*** Husband to Be Wife to Be
***SIGN*** Yu zaki Nasa Tsuku yomi Tsukasa
***SIGN*** May 5th Age 18 April 3rd Age 16
**[13:47] Nasa**
Is that really a good idea?! Is this how
marriage is supposed to work?!
**[13:52] Nasa**
What if one thing leads to another?!
***SIGN*** Note: There's no problem if one thing leads to another
**[13:56] Tsukasa**
Here I am.
**[14:00] Tsukasa**
Thanks for buying the pajamas, too.
**[14:04] Tsukasa**
They're really nice.
**[14:08] Tsukasa**
A-Are you okay?!
**[14:10] Nasa**
*She's so cute, my heart almost gave out.*
**[14:13] Nasa**
Uh, it's nothing.
**[14:15] Nasa**
I-I should get changed, too.
**[14:18] Tsukasa**
You can change out here if you want.
**[14:21] Nasa**
No, I can't!
**[14:22] Tsukasa**
Why not?
**[14:23] Nasa**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Why? 'Cause...
**[14:26] Nasa**
I-It'd be embarrassing.
***SIGN*** It'd be embarrassing.
**[14:29] Tsukasa**
I see. I'd be embarrassed
if you saw me nude, too,
**[14:34] ---**
so I suppose I understand.
**[14:36] Nasa**
S-See?!
**[14:37] Nasa**
So...
**[14:41] Nasa**
*She'd be embarrassed?*
**[14:43] Nasa**
*Do I take that to mean she sees me as a man?*
**[14:48] Nasa**
*And that she's just as nervous around me?!*
**[14:51] Nasa**
*It sure doesn't look that way.*
**[14:53] Nasa**
* But does she really have any*
* interest in me, romantically?*
**[15:00] Nasa**
Here I am.
**[15:02] Nasa**
Huh?
**[15:05] Nasa**
Wh-What's up with that hair?
**[15:08] Tsukasa**
What do you mean?
**[15:09] Tsukasa**
It's hard to sleep with your
hair down when it's long,
**[15:12] ---**
plus you can damage it.
**[15:14] Nasa**
*Unbelievable!*
**[15:16] Nasa**
*She's cute even with her hair up!*
**[15:19] Nasa**
Well, I'm gonna turn the lights off.
**[15:21] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[15:27] Nasa**
* The way she looked, lit only*
* by the faint moonlight...*
**[15:30] Nasa**
*was as beautiful as any artistic masterpiece.*
**[15:34] Nasa**
* So entrancing, I felt like I wasn't*
* likely to sleep any time soon.*
**[15:38] Tsukasa**
Thanks for today.
**[15:41] Nasa**
F-For what?
**[15:42] Tsukasa**
You helped me out with so much.
**[15:44] ---**
It must've been a lot, right?
**[15:46] Nasa**
N-Not at all!
**[15:47] Nasa**
*And I meant what I said.*
**[15:51] Nasa**
Besides...
**[15:52] Nasa**
I'm really glad that we got to
make that promise come true.
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[16:02] Tsukasa**
Then goodnight, darling.
**[16:08] Nasa**
G-Goodnight...
**[16:10] Nasa**
*Man, I nearly lost it just now!*
**[16:16] Nasa**
*I once heard something about a song that goes,*
**[16:19] ---**
* "When you can't sleep and it's 2 AM,*
* and aggravation starts to knock on the door."*
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[16:24] Nasa**
*But right now, my heart's pounding so hard,*
**[16:26] ---**
* I don't think I'll be sleeping at*
* two in the morning, or even four!*
***SIGN*** Zzzz...
**[16:33] Nasa**
*Her breathing's changed.*
**[16:35] Nasa**
*That must mean she's in a deeper sleep now.*
**[16:44] Nasa**
*Wow! She's really asleep!*
**[16:48] Nasa**
*My wife is so cute.*
**[16:52] Nasa**
*I'd like to just lay here and watch her.*
**[16:59] Nasa**
*Huh... is my wife... a restless sleeper?*
**[17:05] Nasa**
*Aw, her hair's down.*
**[17:08] Nasa**
*So much for having trouble sleeping like that.*
**[17:11] Nasa**
* And she's not even in the*
* futon we bought anymore.*
**[17:15] Nasa**
*She's gonna catch a chill like that...*
**[17:17] Nasa**
* Which could make her sick!*
* So I should really fix up her futon!*
**[17:21] Nasa**
*So in that case...*
**[17:25] Nasa**
*I probably shouldn't hug her like this, right?*
**[17:29] Nasa**
* It's actually fine, right?*
* We are married, after all!*
***SIGN*** Conflict in Progress
**[17:38] Nasa**
*One goodnight kiss won't hurt, right?!*
***SIGN*** A Fairly Terrible Conclusion to Reach
**[17:42] Nasa**
*Okay!*
**[17:53] Nasa**
* But... if we're going to*
* do this for the first time...*
**[17:58] ---**
*I'd rather she be awake.*
**[18:02] Nasa**
*I'll be good tonight and...*
**[18:11] Nasa**
*What?! What is this?*
**[18:19] Nasa**
*Is that water I hear?*
**[18:23] Nasa**
*Oh, I see.*
**[18:25] Nasa**
*She went to get some water. Thank goodness.*
**[18:28] ---**
* I thought she might've noticed*
* I was trying to kiss her.*
**[18:41] Nasa**
*What, what?! Why's she standing behind me?!*
**[18:44] Nasa**
* C-Could she be thinking about*
* hugging me while I sleep, too...*
**[18:48] Nasa**
*or maybe even kissing me?!*
**[18:57] Nasa**
*Huh? Uh, hello?*
**[19:08] Nasa**
*No fair!*
**[19:09] Nasa**
*In the end, I never got my cover back.*
**[19:18] Nasa**
* When I woke up, I thought it*
* might have all been a dream.*
**[19:22] Nasa**
* But I really did spend the*
* night with my bride!*
**[19:29] Nasa**
*Oh, she's confused about why her hair is down?*
**[19:36] Nasa**
*And why she's got two sets of covers...*
**[19:40] Nasa**
*Because you took mine last night.*
**[19:48] Nasa**
Wh-Whoa, hang on, Tsukasa-san!
I'm here! Right here beside you!
**[19:55] Tsukasa**
Um... it's pretty embarrassing to
do this with so much light, so...
**[19:59] Tsukasa**
G-Good point!
**[20:01] Tsukasa**
I'll go get changed in the next room!
**[20:06] Tsukasa**
*Man... None of that was a dream after all?*
**[20:11] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
It's pretty embarrassing to do
this with so much light, so...
**[20:15] Nasa**
*Would it be fine if it was darker?!*
**[20:18] Nasa**
*Also... I could tell from the little bit I saw...*
**[20:21] Nasa**
*She wasn't wearing a bra.*
**[20:25] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[20:27] Tsukasa**
Did you just call me "Tsukasa-san"?
**[20:31] Tsukasa**
When you caught that peek, I mean.
**[20:34] Nasa**
*She noticed?!*
**[20:43] Tsukasa**
Well, did you call me "Tsukasa-san"?
**[20:45] Nasa**
I... I guess I did say that, yes.
**[20:48] Tsukasa**
Well, we're both Yuzakis now,
**[20:51] ---**
so I guess I should think
about what to call you.
**[20:55] Nasa**
G-Good point...
**[20:57] Tsukasa**
And after thinking it over...
**[20:59] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun!
**[21:02] Nasa**
*S-Something about it tickles a little!*
**[21:05] Nasa**
I... I see.
**[21:08] Tsukasa**
It's settled, then.
**[21:09] Nasa**
I-In that case, maybe I should
call you... Tsukasa-chan?
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
H-Hey, why use "chan"?!
**[21:19] Tsukasa**
It makes me sound like a child!
**[21:22] Nasa**
I just thought it would be cuter...
**[21:28] Tsukasa**
Fine.
**[21:30] Tsukasa**
If that's what you want, darling.
**[21:32] Nasa**
Huh? What happened to using my name?
**[21:37] Tsukasa**
Th-That's going to take a bit to get used to.
**[21:40] Tsukasa**
G-Gradually.
**[21:44] Nasa**
You're right! We can take
it slow, Tsukasa-chan!
**[21:51] Tsukasa**
This is exactly what I'm talking about!
**[21:53] Nasa**
Wh-What are you so mad about?!
**[21:54] ---**
*And this is how our newlywed lives began.*
**[21:55] Tsukasa**
The way you're pressing the issue!
**[21:57] Nasa**
Okay! Just... calm down!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Tsukasa**
I need makeup remover, toner, and foundation...
**[23:34] Nasa**
Girls have it rough, huh?
**[23:35] Tsukasa**
Is that bathhouse close by?
**[23:37] Nasa**
Yeah! A classmate of mine from middle
school and a kouhai live there.
**[23:41] Nasa**
They might peek in on the baths
sometimes, but they're good people!
**[23:44] ---**
What?
# E3 - Sisters
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G607VV20R/sisters)
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***SIGN*** Tachibana
***SIGN*** No. 3
***SIGN*** Everything's
a Bargain!!
**[00:11] ---**
All right, I guess I'll make breakfast.
**[00:17] Nasa**
You're wearing an apron!
**[00:19] Tsukasa**
Yes... because I'm going to make breakfast.
**[00:22] Nasa**
You look like someone's wife!
**[00:23] Tsukasa**
Uh, I *am* someone's wife. Yours.
**[00:26] Nasa**
Oh, right! You are a wife! *My* wife!
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Tofu
***SIGN*** White Miso
***SIGN*** Ground Beef
***SIGN*** Garlic
***SIGN*** Shirataki Noodles
***SIGN*** Chrysanthemum Greens
**[02:03] Tsukasa**
Wow, you actually cook, I see.
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Sisters
**[02:06] Nasa**
That's right!
**[02:07] Nasa**
When I started living on
my own, I figured it all out.
**[02:10] Nasa**
The building blocks of my body...
**[02:12] Nasa**
are the foods that I eat!
***SIGN*** Iron
***SIGN*** Vitamin
**[02:15] Tsukasa**
I did a scientific analysis of the
nutritional needs of an adult male,
***SIGN*** Bone
***SIGN*** Vitamin
***SIGN*** Adipose Tissue
***SIGN*** Water
***SIGN*** Vitamin
***SIGN*** Dietary Fiber
***SIGN*** Minerals, etc.
***SIGN*** Protein
***SIGN*** Sugars
**[02:19] Tsukasa**
and created a dietary plan that
perfectly accommodates it all.
***SIGN*** Muscle
***SIGN*** Carbohydrates
***SIGN*** Fats
***SIGN*** Body Heat and
Energy Fuel
***SIGN*** Nutritional Needs
***SIGN*** Protein
***SIGN*** Minerals
**[02:25] Nasa**
The answer I arrived at,
and the ultimate menu, is...
**[02:29] Nasa**
Hot pot, every day!
**[02:30] Nasa**
If you throw it all in there
every day and boil it,
**[02:32] ---**
you avoid any nutritional deficiencies,
**[02:34] Nasa**
and above all else, it's super efficient!
**[02:36] Tsukasa**
And... how does that taste?
**[02:38] Nasa**
The same way every day, of course!
**[02:40] Nasa**
It also ensures that I can
manage the seasoning easily!
**[02:43] Nasa**
There's absolutely no waste!
**[02:45] Tsukasa**
No offense, but that's science, not cooking.
**[02:48] Nasa**
Wait, what do you mean?!
**[02:50] Tsukasa**
Give me ten minutes, and I'll show
you what cooking's really about.
**[03:01] Nasa**
* A-Amazing! I didn't expect a*
* Shokugeki so early in the morning!*
**[03:07] Nasa**
Y-You really did all this in ten minutes?
**[03:10] Nasa**
W-Well, time to eat.
**[03:14] Nasa**
*It's delicious!*
**[03:15] Nasa**
* The ingredients should all be the same,*
* but it's nothing like my ultimate menu!*
**[03:19] Nasa**
*It's also amazing how smug she looks!*
**[03:22] Nasa**
*Like some queen who just conquered the world!*
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
I'm just pleased that my
darling likes my cooking.
**[03:32] Nasa**
You're quite a cook, huh?
**[03:34] Tsukasa**
I just got better with practice
over a long time, that's all.
**[03:38] Tsukasa**
I can make just about anything,
as long as I have the ingredients.
**[03:41] Tsukasa**
Which, by the way...
**[03:42] Tsukasa**
includes sushi, provided
I have good enough fish.
**[03:45] Nasa**
Even sushi?!
**[03:49] Tsukasa**
You mentioned that bathhouse
that opens early...
**[03:53] Nasa**
Yeah. It should be open by now.
**[03:55] Nasa**
* Come to think if it, I didn't*
* take a bath yesterday.*
**[03:59] Nasa**
Would you like to go there now?
**[04:01] Tsukasa**
Are you sure? I take a while to wash my hair.
**[04:04] Nasa**
It's okay. I'll just wait.
**[04:07] Tsukasa**
Okay. Thank you.
**[04:09] Nasa**
You're totally welcome!
***SIGN*** m 82 97 l 82 251 148 252 145 97
***SIGN*** He's
honest
about
his
desires.
**[04:12] Nasa**
* I wanna see what she looks like*
* fresh out of the bath so bad!*
**[04:16] Tsukasa**
Is the bathhouse close by?
**[04:18] Nasa**
About five minutes on foot.
**[04:20] Nasa**
People can walk around 80 meters a minute,
**[04:23] Nasa**
so it's about 400 meters away.
**[04:25] Tsukasa**
Uh, all right, then.
**[04:27] Tsukasa**
Do you have shampoo and stuff for washing up?
**[04:30] Nasa**
Of course!
***SIGN*** Supreme Soap
**[04:31] Nasa**
I still have some stuff I bought before!
**[04:33] Nasa**
You can use these!
**[04:36] Tsukasa**
Thanks.
**[04:37] Tsukasa**
But... that's not exactly
what I'm looking for.
**[04:42] Nasa**
What's this?
**[04:43] Tsukasa**
Toner. It helps keep your skin moisturized.
**[04:46] Nasa**
And this?
**[04:47] Tsukasa**
Face serum.
**[04:48] Tsukasa**
To keep the skin insulated.
**[04:50] Nasa**
What about this?
**[04:52] Tsukasa**
Lotion. It actually moisturizes your skin.
**[04:56] Nasa**
Is your skin really that dry?
**[04:58] Tsukasa**
Nope. That's why I didn't buy any cream.
**[05:03] Nasa**
I guess girls use all kinds
of stuff nowadays, huh?
**[05:07] Tsukasa**
What are you talking about?
Serum's been around since the Edo period,
**[05:10] Tsukasa**
and lotion goes back even further.
**[05:13] Nasa**
R-Really?!
**[05:16] Nasa**
*I get it.*
**[05:17] ---**
* It's that historical foundation*
* of taking care of their skin*
**[05:20] ---**
*that helps make girls smell so nice!*
**[05:23] Nasa**
* I can't imagine what kind of shape she'll*
* be in after getting out of the bath!*
**[05:27] Nasa**
*I'm on the edge of my seat!*
**[05:31] Tsukasa**
This is the bathhouse you were talking about?
***SIGN*** Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
**[05:33] Nasa**
Yep, that's right!
**[05:35] Tsukasa**
They're not being shy about
the names they use, are they?
**[05:37] Nasa**
It's a good bathhouse, though.
**[05:40] Kaname**
Welcome, Senpai! You're here early, as usual...
**[05:44] Kaname**
Huh?
**[05:46] Kaname**
You've got a girl with you?
**[05:47] Nasa**
Yeah. Good morning, Kaname-chan.
**[05:49] Nasa**
And this is...
**[05:51] Kaname**
You're actually interested in girls?
**[05:54] Kaname**
I thought for sure you had studied to the
point that your libido withered away.
**[05:58] Nasa**
H-Hey! Even I have a libido!
**[06:02] Kaname**
Oh my gosh! Why are you yelling about
your libido first thing in the morning?
**[06:06] Kaname**
Shouting such things in front of a delicate
young high school girl like myself...
**[06:10] Kaname**
Maybe you really are a perv, after all!
**[06:12] Nasa**
Y-You're the one who brought it up!
**[06:15] Tsukasa**
Uh, Nasa-kun, who's this?
**[06:17] Nasa**
Oh, she was my kouhai in middle school...
**[06:20] Kaname**
Arisugawa Kaname! I'm 15 years old.
**[06:23] Nasa**
She's pretty amazing.
**[06:25] Nasa**
She's been managing the bathhouse
for years now to help out her family.
**[06:29] ---**
Wow...
**[06:30] Kaname**
Aw, it's no big deal!
**[06:33] Kaname**
I just rope in exhibitionist customers by
working the desk, which means big bucks!
**[06:39] Kaname**
Y'know, like Senpai here!
**[06:40] Nasa**
Don't say stuff that could
lead to misunderstandings!
**[06:43] Tsukasa**
You're an exhibitionist?
**[06:44] Nasa**
I am not!
***SIGN*** ...whisper
**[06:46] Nasa**
She's a great girl, but she's
always making dirty jokes.
**[06:48] Nasa**
Try not to take them seriously.
**[06:50] Kaname**
Oh, come on, I'm wounded.
**[06:54] Kaname**
I'd rather the guy who
doesn't have anything great
**[06:56] ---**
beneath the waist stop acting like
I'm the queen of pervy humor!
**[06:59] Nasa**
This is literally what I'm talking about!
**[07:03] Tsukasa**
Please don't "hmm" so thoughtfully
at remarks like that.
**[07:06] Kaname**
Still, the way you two are acting...
**[07:08] Kaname**
Is she seriously your girlfriend?
**[07:11] Nasa**
Well, it's more like...
**[07:14] Nasa**
We're married!
**[07:17] Kaname**
Married?!
***SIGN*** Mar
***SIGN*** ried
**[07:20] Nasa**
Yeah! Since yesterday.
**[07:22] Kaname**
That's sudden! That's a
little too sudden, Senpai!
**[07:26] Kaname**
I dunno how it came to this,
but congratulations on your marriage.
***SIGN*** Business Hours
7AM - 1AM
Open Every Day
**[07:30] Kaname**
There'll be no charge today,
in lieu of a present.
***SIGN*** Grade-Schooler
**[07:34] Nasa**
Really?! Thanks!
***SIGN*** Adult
**[07:36] Kaname**
It's not much of a present, though,
since all we have are the baths, anyway.
**[07:39] Kaname**
Now, let's have the blushing
bride walk this way!
**[07:43] Tsukasa**
Thank you very much.
**[07:45] Tsukasa**
I'll see you later, then, Nasa-kun.
**[07:48] Nasa**
O-Okay.
**[07:51] Nasa**
W-Well, I guess I should go in, too.
**[07:54] Kaname**
Hold it!
**[07:55] Kaname**
Who said you could just waltz
into our bath without paying?
**[07:59] Nasa**
You just said there was no charge today...
**[08:02] Kaname**
I was talking about for your wife!
**[08:03] Kaname**
If you wanna bathe for free,
**[08:05] ---**
you have an obligation to
explain what happened first!
**[08:08] Nasa**
I do?!
**[08:10] Kaname**
That's right! Do you realize how shocked
I am to hear about you being married?!
**[08:17] Nasa**
Wait... Kaname-chan, does that mean you...
**[08:20] Kaname**
I mean, isn't it obvious?!
**[08:22] Kaname**
I thought you would spend your
entire life without a woman,
**[08:25] ---**
and when you hit 30, you'd look
at me vacantly and say,
**[08:27] ---**
"I'm finally a wizard."
**[08:29] ---**
And then I'd gently respond with, "That's right,
you can use magic now, can't you?"
**[08:34] ---**
I used to dream about that moment!
**[08:36] Nasa**
That's not something you
should be dreaming about!
**[08:39] Kaname**
Besides, your wife doesn't
look any older than me.
**[08:42] Nasa**
True, she said she's 16.
**[08:45] Kaname**
Sixteen?!
**[08:46] Kaname**
You damned lolicon! I'll straighten you out!
**[08:49] Nasa**
Who are you calling a lolicon?!
**[08:51] Crowd**
Did you hear? That guy's a lolicon!
**[08:53] Crowd**
Oh, gross!
**[08:54] Crowd**
He's apparently a lolicon.
**[08:55] Nasa & Kaname**
Sorry! Excuse us! Sorry!
**[08:56] Crowd**
Be sure to avoid him...
**[08:59] Kaname**
Hey! Don't embarrass me like that!
**[09:01] Nasa**
I'm the one who should be saying that!
**[09:04] Kaname**
Actually, Senpai... you haven't told
Aya-nee that you're married yet, have you?
**[09:10] Nasa**
Why would I tell Aya-san about it?
**[09:13] Kaname**
See, this is why everyone calls you
an egghead with math for brains.
**[09:16] Nasa**
Well, please don't from now on?
**[09:18] Kaname**
I guess it's fine. We'll keep Aya-nee
in the dark about this for now.
**[09:23] Kaname**
So, when's the ceremony gonna be?
**[09:25] Nasa**
A ceremony?
**[09:26] Nasa**
I hadn't really thought about that at all.
**[09:30] Nasa**
Besides, aren't wedding ceremonies
just a waste of money nowadays?
**[09:33] ---**
Kind of inefficient.
**[09:34] Kaname**
What about a ring?
**[09:36] Nasa**
Do you really think I need one?
**[09:38] Kaname**
I'm almost afraid to ask, but have
you even proposed to her?
**[09:42] Nasa**
Proposed to her?
**[09:44] Nasa**
I guess, technically, no.
**[09:47] Kaname**
I see.
**[09:48] Kaname**
So, in spite of being married,
**[09:50] ---**
you seem to have no idea
what it actually entails.
**[09:55] Kaname**
It's true that if you think about efficiency,
**[09:58] ---**
a ceremony, a ring, and a proposal
might be a waste of time.
**[10:01] Kaname**
And yet, when you put it in those terms,
**[10:03] ---**
isn't getting married in the
first place pretty inefficient?!
**[10:08] Kaname**
Seriously!
**[10:10] Kaname**
Listen up, Senpai.
**[10:11] Kaname**
The fact that you chose this girl
and got married to her
**[10:15] Kaname**
means that you have a responsibility
to make her happy!
**[10:19] Kaname**
And that's not something
that was decided by law,
**[10:22] ---**
or something anyone will
hold you accountable for!
**[10:25] Kaname**
It's something you need to dedicate
yourself to, to show how you really feel!
**[10:31] Nasa**
How I really feel?
**[10:33] Nasa**
That's awfully mature of you,
considering you're only 15.
**[10:37] Kaname**
What does my age have to do with anything?!
**[10:40] Kaname**
My point is, you married her fully
prepared to make her happy, right?
**[10:44] Nasa**
Of course I did.
**[10:46] Nasa**
I will live to make her happy!
**[10:51] Nasa**
It's true that we haven't had a ceremony,
**[10:54] ---**
and that I don't have a ring, and I haven't
even proposed to her properly yet!
**[10:57] Nasa**
But I'm confident that I can make her happy!
**[10:59] Nasa**
And the reason is...
**[11:01] Kaname**
The reason is?!
**[11:02] Tsukasa**
Sorry, Nasa-kun, I forgot to
get the stuff we bought—
**[11:06] Nasa**
Because I love Tsukasa-chan!
**[11:13] Kaname**
Hearing you yell that in the
middle of the street is a little...
**[11:17] Nasa**
I-I'll be careful from now on.
**[11:20] Nasa**
Here you go.
**[11:23] Nasa**
* O-Oh, this is bad. I think*
* I might have upset her.*
**[11:26] Tsukasa**
Seeing you shout that in
front of other people is...
**[11:29] Tsukasa**
really embarrassing for me.
**[11:31] Nasa**
R-Right!
**[11:36] Tsukasa**
But... it's just embarrassing.
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
It still... makes me happy.
**[11:46] Nasa**
R-Right...
***SIGN*** Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
***SIGN*** Men
**[11:55] Nasa**
*I'm sure of it. There's no doubt.*
**[12:00] Nasa**
*This... is a bath episode!*
***SIGN*** Secret Hot Spring
**[12:04] Nasa**
Bath episodes! The kind that occur
randomly in anime and games!
***SIGN*** Secret Hot Spring
**[12:08] Nasa**
Where the heroine takes her clothes
off for basically no reason!
**[12:12] Nasa**
Those situations always call for a setting
shift to a bathhouse or a hot spring,
***SIGN*** Secret Hot Spring
**[12:15] ---**
and in the end...
**[12:16] Nasa**
A wash bucket will get sent flying
with a scream of, "Eek, pervert!"
**[12:20] ---**
in a zany bit of antics! I think!
**[12:24] Nasa**
* Which makes this a lucky day*
* when I should get to see*
**[12:27] ---**
* my wife naked just by going*
* about my day as normal!*
**[12:37] Nasa**
Hey! What are you doing here, Kaname-chan?!
**[12:41] Kaname**
Well, I'm kind of in charge around here,
and cleaning comes with the territory.
**[12:45] Nasa**
Then how long were you standing there?!
**[12:47] Kaname**
Since the part where you started passionately
narrating how bathhouse episodes work.
**[12:53] Nasa**
That was a pretty long time!
**[12:54] Kaname**
Come on, quit shouting.
**[12:57] Kaname**
You're already tiny enough! Barking like
that just makes you seem smaller.
**[13:00] Nasa**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you mean, tiny?!
**[13:03] Kaname**
Your height, of course!
What did you think I meant?
**[13:10] Tsukasa**
No one's around?
**[13:23] Tsukasa**
Doesn't seem to be anyone
at all. In that case...
**[13:44] Tsukasa**
That feels great!
**[13:49] Tsukasa**
It's like the whole place is reserved for me.
**[13:53] Tsukasa**
"Oh, this is heavenly!" Or so they say.
**[14:00] Tsukasa**
Someone else is here?
**[14:01] Aya**
Oh, I'm really, really sorry!
**[14:04] Aya**
I-I wasn't trying to hide!
**[14:07] Aya**
I'm the owner's eldest daughter,
**[14:09] ---**
and I usually take a bath
before we open for business,
**[14:12] Aya**
but I fell asleep.
**[14:14] Tsukasa**
Oh, you don't need to apologize.
**[14:17] Aya**
Yes, but you looked over here while
you were still dressed, right?
**[14:21] Tsukasa**
Well... yes.
**[14:23] Aya**
Which means you're probably bashful.
**[14:26] Aya**
And the thought of someone like that being
seen in a delicate state by someone like me...
**[14:31] Aya**
I can't think of any way to make
it up to you, other than dying!
**[14:34] Aya**
I'm so, so sorry! I'm sorry you were
exposed in front of a person like me!
**[14:38] Aya**
I'm sorry for being born!
Really, I'm so, so sorry!
**[14:40] Tsukasa**
* Oh, I see. She's one of*
* those "hapless beauties."*
**[14:40] Tsukasa**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[14:44] Tsukasa**
No, it's all right. You didn't
see anything too embarrassing.
**[14:49] Aya**
N-No, I did! I very clearly did see!
**[14:53] Aya**
You thought no one was around,
and got a little happy about it.
**[14:56] ---**
You even starting humming! I saw it!
**[15:00] Tsukasa**
Well, I guess you're right about that.
**[15:04] Aya**
I know!
**[15:06] Aya**
Not only that, but you actually used
that old cliché, "Oh, this is heavenly!"
**[15:14] Aya**
No girl would want anyone to hear them
say something that embarrassing!
**[15:18] Aya**
If it was me, I'd think about killing myself!
**[15:20] Aya**
So... can I wash your back to make up for it?
**[15:26] Aya**
As a daughter of this bathhouse,
I can't let a customer leave
**[15:29] ---**
after going through an experience like that!
**[15:31] Aya**
After visiting our baths, I want
you to be cleansed in body and soul.
**[15:35] Aya**
Because this is a bathhouse!
**[15:37] Aya**
So you need to be cleansed!
**[15:39] Aya**
Like in a bathhouse!
**[15:43] Tsukasa**
No, actually, I'm really anxious
about being touched, so...
**[15:47] Aya**
That's perfectly all right!
**[15:49] Aya**
I'll just be cleaning you off with
our special microbubble shower!
**[15:53] Aya**
I swear, as the daughter of this bathhouse...
**[15:56] Aya**
I swear!
**[15:58] Kaname**
Sweepy-sweepy...
**[16:00] Nasa**
Hey, how long are you going to hang around?
**[16:02] Kaname**
Well, I'm not done cleaning yet!
**[16:05] Kaname**
You should probably get out of the hot
water before it gets to your head, Senpai.
**[16:08] Nasa**
I'm not getting out because
you're still standing there!
**[16:10] Kaname**
Oh, it doesn't bother me!
**[16:12] Kaname**
I'm already used to seeing your junk.
**[16:14] Nasa**
Well, it bothers *me*!
**[16:16] Nasa**
Please, just get out.
**[16:21] Tsukasa**
Oh, that feels nice.
**[16:23] Aya**
Doesn't it?
**[16:24] Aya**
My father told me it's
the microbubble shower
**[16:26] ---**
that's been passed down through the
Arisugawa family for generations!
**[16:30] Tsukasa**
I'm pretty sure he was messing with you.
**[16:33] Aya**
I have to say, your skin is really beautiful.
**[16:37] Aya**
It's like silk.
**[16:40] Tsukasa**
Oh... thank you.
**[16:43] Aya**
But wait.
**[16:44] Aya**
Isn't silk made from from a
fluid that moth larvae secrete?
**[16:49] Aya**
As pretty as it is, I'm not sure we should
compare people's skin to something like that.
**[16:54] Tsukasa**
Uh, your internal monologue is leaking.
**[16:57] Aya**
I think the comparison needs to
be with something truly beautiful!
**[17:00] Tsukasa**
H-Hello?
**[17:01] Aya**
Let's see... what is there?
**[17:05] Aya**
Your skin... is like an iPhone X!
**[17:11] Aya**
* Dummy! Even if it's made by a company*
* famous for their focus on aesthetics,*
**[17:15] Aya**
* why would you compare someone's*
* skin to consumer electronics?!*
**[17:18] Aya**
I'm so, so sorry! I just wanted
to get across how beautiful it is!
**[17:23] Tsukasa**
It's okay. It did get across, sort of.
**[17:26] Aya**
Really?!
**[17:27] Aya**
Thank you so much!
**[17:29] Tsukasa**
* Something about this girl*
* reminds me of Nasa-kun.*
**[17:34] Aya**
My name is Arisugawa Aya!
**[17:36] Aya**
I hope you continue to enjoy our bathhouse.
**[17:40] Tsukasa**
I'm Yuzaki Tsukasa. Nice to meet you.
**[17:44] Aya**
Yuzaki?
**[17:45] Aya**
Yuzaki... Are you a relative
of Nasa-kun's or something?
**[17:51] Tsukasa**
Uh... well, now that you mention it...
**[17:54] Tsukasa**
I am.
**[17:59] Aya**
Oh, I see. Right, right, like his
little sister or something!
**[18:03] Aya**
Wow, I had no idea! It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[18:07] Tsukasa**
Likewise.
**[18:09] Nasa**
*I can't gather any strength.*
**[18:12] Nasa**
*Am I really going to die?*
**[18:15] Nasa**
*Even though I was able to marry you...*
**[18:21] Nasa**
Huh? What was I...
**[18:23] Nasa**
That was an oddly realistic dream...
**[18:26] Nasa**
Sorry,
Nasa-kun
**[18:28] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[18:32] Nasa**
You were waiting?!
**[18:33] Tsukasa**
Yep. Good morning.
**[18:35] Nasa**
You could've woken me up...
**[18:38] Tsukasa**
I guess I could have,
**[18:41] Tsukasa**
but you looked really cute in your sleep.
**[18:44] Aya**
Oh, good morning, Nasa-kun.
**[18:46] Nasa**
Oh, Aya-san.
**[18:48] Aya**
Finally awake?
**[18:50] Tsukasa**
Thanks for earlier.
**[18:52] Nasa**
From the looks of it, you've already met?
**[18:54] Aya**
Yep, and I've heard everything.
**[18:55] Aya**
She's from your family, right?
**[18:58] Nasa**
Family...
***SIGN*** Family
***SIGN*** m 38 119 l 38 329 168 329 167 117
***SIGN*** A group of people
related either by
consanguinity,
by recognized birth,
or affinity,
by marriage
or other relationship.
(From Wiki○○dia)
**[19:05] Nasa**
Right...
**[19:06] Nasa**
That's right! We're family!
**[19:09] Aya**
She's really cute!
**[19:12] Tsukasa**
How do you know Aya-san?
**[19:16] Nasa**
We were in the same class in middle school.
**[19:18] Aya**
Nasa-kun has really helped the bathhouse a lot.
**[19:22] Aya**
Our family has always run this place.
**[19:25] Aya**
But after our grandfather died years ago,
business took a turn for the worse.
**[19:30] Aya**
Our father got obsessed with the mascot
that he created for advertising purposes,
**[19:35] Aya**
ultimately sinking all our savings into it,
**[19:37] Aya**
then running away with the idol
he hired to voice the mascot.
**[19:41] Aya**
And just when it seemed like our
family would be out on the street—
**[19:44] Tsukasa**
Slow down. There are too many
points I have questions about.
**[19:49] (Flashback) Nasa**
There are two budgetary deficiencies here.
**[19:52] (Flashback) Nasa**
Also, take these documents to the legal
affairs bureau and the tax office.
**[19:55] (Flashback) Nasa**
That should get you a subsidy.
**[19:58] (Flashback) Aya**
O-Okay!
***SIGN*** Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
**[20:00] Aya**
Thanks to Nasa-kun, our business
fortunes turned all the way around,
**[20:02] ---**
and we doubled our customer base.
**[20:04] Nasa**
Aw, all I did was help people
realize how great this place is.
**[20:07] Aya**
But if nobody had helped us at the time...
**[20:11] Aya**
Our relatives and friends wouldn't do
anything, we were really in trouble...
**[20:16] Aya**
and you were the only one who helped us.
**[20:21] Aya**
Thank you so much for all your help, Nasa-kun!
**[20:28] Nasa**
Oh, likewise. I appreciate
everything you guys do, too.
**[20:31] Aya**
You've been a life-saver!
**[20:33] Nasa**
No, I'm just returning the favor.
**[20:35] Aya**
Well, Nasa-kun, see you next time!
**[20:37] Nasa**
Thanks for having us!
**[20:39] Nasa**
It was a nice bathhouse, right?
**[20:41] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[20:42] Tsukasa**
But I'm more surprised by you, Nasa-kun.
**[20:46] Tsukasa**
And...
**[20:47] Tsukasa**
Aya-san is pretty cute, isn't she?
**[20:51] Nasa**
She really is!
**[20:52] Nasa**
She's super cute, isn't she?
**[20:56] Nasa**
She was always really popular,
even in middle school.
**[21:00] Nasa**
And her looks have gotten even
more polished since high school!
**[21:05] Nasa**
With how cute she is, you'd have a hard
time finding anyone who doesn't like her...
**[21:10] Nasa**
Huh?
**[21:12] Nasa**
*The mood suddenly feels weird...*
**[21:14] Nasa**
*Wait, that's—*
**[21:17] Crowd**
Congratulations!
**[21:19] Nasa**
*Th-That's a...*
**[21:21] Kaname**
* A marriage with no ring, no ceremony,*
* and no proposal? You suck!*
**[21:25] Nasa**
* Could it be that she's disappointed about*
* being married without any of those things?!*
**[21:31] Nasa**
H-Hey!
**[21:33] Nasa**
A-Are you really worried about... that?
**[21:37] Nasa**
"That"?
**[21:39] (Flashback) ---**
Thank you, Nasa-kun!
**[21:43] Nasa**
N-No! I'm not worried about that at all!
**[21:46] Nasa**
It's not like that!
**[21:48] Nasa**
*She's super worried about it!*
**[21:51] Tsukasa**
I mean, it's easy to understand why
someone would feel that way.
**[21:54] ---**
Given how special and pretty, and, well...
**[21:57] Nasa**
* Then she thinks a wedding*
* ceremony would be special?!*
**[22:01] Nasa**
*Of course. She is a girl.*
**[22:03] Tsukasa**
Really, it's not like that!
**[22:05] Tsukasa**
It's not that I'm jealous... I just...
**[22:10] Tsukasa**
I want to be pretty.
**[22:14] Tsukasa**
I want you to say I look pretty, too.
**[22:18] Nasa**
* I see! They do say a wedding dress exists for*
* the day when a girl will look her prettiest!*
**[22:28] Nasa**
I understand!
**[22:32] Nasa**
I can't commit just now,
so give me some time to think!
**[22:36] Nasa**
Uh, what exactly do you mean when you say—
**[22:40] Nasa**
I mean I can't do it just yet!
**[22:41] Nasa**
So please, give me a bit of time!
**[22:43] Nasa**
Here's the key to the apartment!
**[22:45] Nasa**
I've got some things to look up,
so head home without me!
**[22:48] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun?!
**[22:51] Nasa**
I really can't do it right now,
but it'll be okay.
**[22:55] Nasa**
I'm the man who'll reach the
speed of light before NASA!
**[22:58] Nasa**
I make the impossible possible!
**[23:01] Tsukasa**
*Is that how hard it is to say I look pretty?*
**[23:05] Nasa**
I'll see you later!
**[23:06] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun, hang on—
**[23:23] Chitose**
*I have you now, Nee-sama.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Tsukasa**
Darling, I know this is sudden,
but it's time for a battle.
**[23:33] Tsukasa**
I need you to take someone on.
**[23:35] Nasa**
Got it! I'll do my best!
**[23:37] Tsukasa**
That was strangely accepting of you.
**[23:38] Tsukasa**
I should've figured.
**[23:39] Nasas**
So who am I up against?
**[23:40] Tsukasa**
A rich girl and her maids.
**[23:42] Tsukasa**
I'll be honest with you, she's kind of a pain.
# E4 - Promise
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRVM99P3R/promise)
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**[00:09] Tsukasa**
* It's like the drops of life I lost are*
* being buried underneath this snow.*
**[00:15] Tsukasa**
*Leaving no trace behind, smothered by white,*
**[00:19] Tsukasa**
* along with my footsteps,*
* like they were never there at all.*
**[00:25] Tsukasa**
* How much longer do I have*
* until this cold night ends?*
**[00:31] Tsukasa**
* How much longer will I have to wait*
* before I have a warm home to return to?*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Promise
**[02:12] Tsukasa**
*I get home and open the door,*
**[02:15] ---**
* but there's no one waiting*
* to welcome me back.*
**[02:21] Tsukasa**
* It's things like this that drive*
* home how alone you really are.*
**[02:27] Tsukasa**
* I didn't think my husband would leave*
* me alone the day after we got married.*
**[02:34] Tsukasa**
Good grief...
**[02:37] Tsukasa**
Well, there's something to be said for
waiting at home for your beloved, too.
**[02:42] Tsukasa**
*No, wait, never mind! I take that back!*
***SIGN*** m 45 41 l 46 252 128 252 128 42
***SIGN*** She was
embarrassed
to hear
herself
say that.
**[02:48] Tsukasa**
*But when is he going to come back?*
**[02:52] Tsukasa**
*He doesn't have a key,*
**[02:53] Tsukasa**
*so I can't go out until he does.*
**[02:56] Tsukasa**
* It'd be one thing if I had*
* a cell phone, but I don't.*
**[03:00] Tsukasa**
* Oh, well! Why don't*
* I flex my domestic muscles*
**[03:03] ---**
* and shock him with how*
* clean the apartment is?*
**[03:10] Tsukasa**
* Everything's already spotless...*
* Impressive, darling.*
**[03:14] Nasa**
* The man who will reach the speed*
* of light faster than NASA!*
***SIGN*** m 84 71 l 83 175 154 176 153 70
***SIGN*** He's a
capable
guy.
**[03:18] Tsukasa**
* Wait, this is bad. I won't have anything*
* to show off with at this rate.*
**[03:22] Tsukasa**
* But there has to be some spot*
* he hasn't cleaned already.*
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
* Maybe inside the closet,*
* or underneath his bed...*
**[03:30] Tsukasa**
* But what if I go digging*
* around in these spots*
**[03:33] ---**
* and see something that's*
* not meant to be found?*
**[03:36] Tsukasa**
* From his personality, I wouldn't*
* assume he has stuff like that...*
**[03:40] Tsukasa**
*But how can I be sure?*
**[03:43] Tsukasa**
*Wh-What if he surprises me?*
**[03:46] Tsukasa**
*Well, given how clean the place is,*
**[03:50] Tsukasa**
* I'm sure he keeps even the*
* out-of-the-way spots tidy.*
**[03:53] Tsukasa**
*Yeah.*
***SIGN*** m 38 37 l 37 254 142 254 140 38
***SIGN*** On the
off-chance
she found
anything,
she'd be
shocked,
so she
glosses
over the
issue.
**[03:59] Tsukasa**
That just leaves...
**[04:01] Tsukasa**
* The other thing that can be done*
* around the house is cooking!*
**[04:05] Tsukasa**
* I'll make something delicious*
* that'll knock his socks off!*
**[04:10] Tsukasa**
*But will he be back for lunch?*
**[04:14] Tsukasa**
*Oh, he's already back.*
**[04:17] Tsukasa**
Welcome home. That didn't take very—
**[04:23] Chi**
We meet again, Nee-sama.
**[04:27] Tsukasa**
Chitose? Why are you...
**[04:29] Chi**
I had noticed you were missing,
**[04:32] ---**
but to think you were in this
shabby little apartment...
**[04:36] Chi**
This place isn't fit for someone like—
**[04:41] Chi**
Wait, why?!
**[04:43] Chi**
Why'd you shut the door on me, Nee-sama?!
**[04:46] Chi**
Come on, open up! Open up, please!
**[04:49] Chi**
Open the door, Nee-sama!
**[04:52] Tsukasa**
Could you stop banging on the door?
**[04:55] ---**
You're disturbing the neighbors.
**[04:57] Chi**
So mean!
**[04:58] Chi**
You're treating me like a total stranger,
and after I came to pick you up!
***SIGN*** Yuzaki
**[05:02] Tsukasa**
I never said anything about
wanting to be picked up.
**[05:06] Chi**
I know, but...
**[05:08] Chi**
I'm really sorry! Truly! I was wrong!
**[05:12] Chi**
So please, hear me out!
**[05:20] Tsukasa**
And what do you mean, "pick me up"?
Am I your kid sister now?
**[05:25] Chi**
But your sudden disappearance has
left Great Grandmother so worried...
**[05:30] Tsukasa**
You know how much trouble
I cause for Tokiko by being around.
**[05:35] Tsukasa**
Besides, does she even know that you're here?
**[05:40] Chi**
Well... no...
**[05:42] Tsukasa**
You begged her to tell you
where I was, didn't you?
**[05:45] ---**
*Gulp...*
**[05:45] Tsukasa**
And then you didn't listen to
her when she tried to stop you,
**[05:49] ---**
and came here in broad daylight?
**[05:51] Chi**
Well... I...
**[05:54] Chi**
It was all out of concern for—
**[05:57] Tsukasa**
Don't try to cling to me and
muddle the conversation.
**[06:00] Chi**
That hurts! Nee-sama,
that seriously hurts! Please!
**[06:05] Tsukasa**
Look, just go home for today.
**[06:07] ---**
And pass a message along to Tokiko.
**[06:10] Tsukasa**
Tell her that I'm married.
**[06:13] Chi**
Married?!
**[06:15] Chi**
You're married?!
**[06:18] Chi**
Nee-sama, what do you mean by "married"?!
**[06:20] Tsukasa**
That I'm literally married.
**[06:22] Tsukasa**
Anyway, I'm fine, so don't worry.
**[06:27] Tsukasa**
I'll come by the house to say
hello when the time is right.
**[06:29] Tsukasa**
Until then, Chitose, you need to go home.
**[06:41] Nasa**
Excuse me...
**[06:43] Nasa**
Are you okay?
**[06:47] Chi**
I'm totally fine! Just leave me alone!
**[06:54] Nasa**
You can use this.
**[06:56] Nasa**
I can't just ignore someone crying like that.
**[07:01] Nasa**
What? Someone from your
family won't come home?
**[07:04] Chi**
Well, we're not related by blood, but...
**[07:08] Nasa**
Sounds pretty complicated.
**[07:10] Nasa**
Have you talked to the police?
**[07:12] Chi**
I can't!
**[07:14] Chi**
That sort of thing would just cause
problems for Nee-sama, so I can't.
**[07:19] Chi**
She's like a butterfly with glass wings.
**[07:22] Chi**
A glass butterfly that flies through
the night, trying to reach the moon...
**[07:25] Chi**
She's easily hurt, delicate,
**[07:27] ---**
and disappears the second you
let her out of your sight.
**[07:31] Chi**
But she's still someone I care a lot about.
**[07:36] Nasa**
I see. I wish I could help somehow.
**[07:43] Chi**
You're awfully nice, mister.
**[07:46] Chi**
Putting up with a middle schooler's
ridiculous story like this...
**[07:51] Chi**
Didn't you have something you needed to do?
**[07:55] Nasa**
Well, I was actually looking
for a place to propose.
**[07:59] Chi**
Propose? There's actually a place
on a hill in town that'd be—
**[08:02] Tsukasa**
Oh, darling.
**[08:03] Tsukasa**
I thought I heard your voice.
**[08:06] Nasa**
Oh, sorry. I'm back.
**[08:09] Tsukasa**
"D-Darling"?
**[08:11] Nasa**
After thinking about it,
**[08:13] ---**
I realized you'd be stuck at home
since we only have one key.
**[08:17] Tsukasa**
I appreciate it. The way you're always
so considerate makes me happy.
**[08:21] Nasa**
You're very welcome.
**[08:23] Chi**
It's you...
**[08:25] Chi**
You're the one Nee-sama married?!
**[08:29] Chi**
You can't have her!
**[08:30] Chi**
I will not let you have Nee-sama!
**[08:34] Nasa**
Uh, what?
**[08:36] Tsukasa**
Well, this is bad. Looks like things
are going to escalate into battle.
**[08:40] Nasa**
Wait, do you know her, Tsukasa-chan?
**[08:42] Tsukasa**
Yeah. She's from the family I used to live with.
**[08:46] Nasa**
You used to live with her?
**[08:48] Chi**
And that's why I'll—
**[08:51] Nasa**
Hello there! My name is Yuzaki Nasa.
**[08:55] Nasa**
That's "Nasa," written with the
characters for "starry sky"!
**[08:57] Nasa**
It's so nice to meet you!
**[08:58] Chi**
Uh... yeah... nice to meet you.
**[09:01] Chi**
Wait, no!
**[09:03] Chi**
I'm going to—
**[09:04] Nasa**
So what's your name?
**[09:06] Chi**
It doesn't matter what my name is!
**[09:08] Nasa**
It's kind of inconvenient if I don't
know what to call you, though.
**[09:12] Chi**
Th-That's...
**[09:14] Nasa**
So what's your name?
**[09:16] Chi**
I-It's Chitose.
**[09:18] Chi**
Kaginoji Chitose.
**[09:19] Nasa**
Chitose-chan, then!
**[09:21] Nasa**
What a lovely name!
**[09:22] Chi**
Hey, show some respect!
**[09:24] Nasa**
You mentioned being in
middle school, so are you 14?
**[09:28] Nasa**
There's no sense in talking out here.
Why don't you come inside?
**[09:30] Chi**
Would you listen to me?!
**[09:33] Tsukasa**
* Impressive. He's overwhelming Chitose*
* with his command of the conversation.*
**[09:37] Nasa**
Well, since it's lunch time, would
you like to get something to eat?
**[09:40] Chi**
I would not!
**[09:42] Chi**
I haven't accepted you as Nee-sama's husband!
**[09:46] Nasa**
I see. You're totally justified
in feeling that way.
***SIGN*** m 31 33 l 126 32 129 242 31 242
***SIGN*** High-Level
Rhetoric
Lesson 1:
Don't refute
what the
other
person says.
**[09:50] Nasa**
It's true that Tsukasa-chan and I
haven't known each other for long,
**[09:53] ---**
so it'd be hard to accept
something like marriage.
***SIGN*** m 31 32 l 128 32 129 144 32 144
***SIGN*** Lesson 2:
Objectively
address their
concerns in
order.
**[09:55] Nasa**
It happened so suddenly,
and we're both still pretty young.
**[09:59] Nasa**
But isn't that why we should talk it over?
**[10:01] Nasa**
We could take this somewhere else
and calmly discuss what's happened.
***SIGN*** m 31 33 l 32 162 125 162 126 33
***SIGN*** Lesson 3:
Propose a
practical
resolution.
**[10:05] Nasa**
I think all we're really
lacking here is discourse.
**[10:10] Tsukasa**
*I think this guy might be kind of amazing.*
**[10:13] Tsukasa**
Darling, I'm afraid Chitose
isn't the easily convinced type.
**[10:18] Nasa**
It's okay.
**[10:20] ---**
I'm sure we'll be able to make her understand
that we've become husband and wife.
**[10:25] Tsukasa**
*Husband and wife?*
**[10:28] Chitose**
You can take your discourse and stuff it!
**[10:31] Chitose**
If you'd just die...
**[10:33] Chitose**
that would be enough...
**[10:36] Chitose**
to resolve everything!
**[10:41] Chitose**
You get your wish! Let's move
this conversation elsewhere!
**[10:45] Nasa**
Hey...
**[10:46] Nasa**
Hey!
**[10:50] Tsukasa**
Well, this is trouble.
**[10:54] Nasa**
Excuse me, but isn't this
going a little too far?
**[10:57] Nasa**
Even if she knows who you are,
Tsukasa-chan might go to the police.
**[11:00] Chi**
No need to worry. She would never do that.
**[11:05] Chi**
I will be holding on to your phone, however.
**[11:09] Nasa**
When did you grab that?!
**[11:11] Chi**
Still, you must be quite the swindler
if you were able to trick my Nee-sama.
**[11:15] Chi**
Why would she marry someone like you?
**[11:19] Nasa**
You do have a point there.
**[11:22] Nasa**
Could it be that...
**[11:24] Nasa**
I'm actually hot?
**[11:26] Chi**
Would you please die?
**[11:28] Chi**
Well, it doesn't matter.
I'm going to correct this mistake.
**[11:35] Chi**
That said, I am classy,
so I won't stoop to torture.
**[11:40] Chi**
There's a simple way to wreck your marriage
without resorting to that kind of thing.
**[11:45] Nasa**
What are you talking about?
**[11:49] Chi**
Tabloid journalism.
**[11:51] Nasa**
*That* is *pretty effective!*
**[11:53] Chi**
All I need is evidence of your infidelity
**[11:56] ---**
for Nee-sama to come to her senses
and realize she's made a mistake!
**[12:00] Chi**
And then you'll be divorced in no time!
**[12:04] Chi**
That being the case,
Charlotte, Aurora, come on!
**[12:09] Char**
Hi! Welcome home, Chitose-chan!
**[12:13] Aur**
Welcome home, Miss.
**[12:16] Aur**
Who is this?
**[12:17] Char**
He's so cute!
**[12:19] Char**
Is he a guest?
**[12:20] Chi**
I have a special mission for you two.
**[12:25] Chi**
I need tabloid pics of this man!
**[12:28] Aur**
Tabloid pics? What do you mean?
**[12:34] Char**
Oh, right! Okay, I see.
**[12:39] Char**
I just need to take some of
*those* pictures with him, right?
**[12:43] Aur**
Charlotte! Aren't you being a little
too quick to agree to this?!
**[12:47] Aur**
Even if the little miss did ask you—
**[12:50] Char**
Well, he is really cute...
**[12:53] Chi**
Charlotte! Slow down! I didn't say
you needed to take things that far!
**[12:58] Aur**
And do you have no concept of hesitation?!
**[13:00] Aur**
Hesitate a little!
**[13:02] Chi**
What I want is to take some pictures that prove
how worthless Nee-sama's husband here is,
**[13:06] Chi**
and get her to lose interest in him!
**[13:09] Chi**
All we need is for her to stop
liking him! Do you understand?!
**[13:13] Char**
Oh, I get it.
**[13:15] Char**
But Chitose-chan...
**[13:17] Char**
Your guest has run off.
**[13:22] Chi**
Why didn't you say something sooner?!
**[13:24] Char**
Well, you were trying so hard to explain...
**[13:28] Chi**
Never mind that! Just find him!
**[13:31] Char**
Right!
**[13:31] Aur**
'Kay!
**[13:32] Nasa**
*Wow, my wife knows some intense people.*
**[13:37] Nasa**
*But if she lived here before,*
**[13:39] ---**
* does that mean her room is*
* somewhere in this place?*
**[13:43] Aur**
Sir?
**[13:45] Char**
Aw, I can't find him at all!
**[13:48] Chi**
Show yourself!
**[13:49] Nasa**
This is bad...
**[13:55] Nasa**
*Huh? This room...*
**[13:59] Nasa**
*It smells like Tsukasa-chan!*
***SIGN*** m 44 35 l 138 36 141 192 45 192
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun's
inner pervert
is beginning
to awaken.
**[14:05] Nasa**
* How many people truly realize how out-of-reach*
* something like this is on our planet?*
**[14:11] Nasa**
* Since we can all see it every day,*
* we fail to understand just how rare it is.*
**[14:16] Nasa**
* But there have only been six opportunities*
* in recorded history to retrieve any,*
**[14:21] Nasa**
* with only a small amount*
* having been brought back.*
**[14:24] Nasa**
Plagioclase?
**[14:26] Nasa**
But the composition...
**[14:27] ---**
There's way too much calcium.
**[14:30] Nasa**
* Something that we're able to look at,*
* but not able to obtain...*
**[14:34] Nasa**
*Kaguya's castle, shining in the night sky.*
**[14:40] Nasa**
This...
**[14:42] Nasa**
It's a moon rock!
**[14:49] Nasa**
* They're preventing oxidization by keeping*
* it enclosed and pumping out the oxygen,*
**[14:53] ---**
*while pumping in nitrogen.*
**[14:55] Nasa**
* I doubt anyone would go that*
* far if it wasn't the real deal.*
**[14:59] Nasa**
* The moon rocks retrieved by NASA*
* are all American national treasures.*
**[15:04] Nasa**
* With the exception of samples*
* on display in museums,*
**[15:07] ---**
* the majority of them should*
* be in storage in Houston.*
**[15:11] Nasa**
*If this really is what I think it is...*
**[15:14] Nasa**
*It can't be.*
**[15:19] Char**
Oh, that's no good.
**[15:23] Char**
You see, there are a lot of very
important things in this room
**[15:28] Char**
that belong to someone very important!
**[15:34] Char**
Therefore, anyone who intrudes...
**[15:38] Char**
gets speedy annihilation under
Slay Evil Immediately rules!
**[15:41] Nasa**
Isn't that the wrong sword
for Slaying Evil Immediately?!
**[15:44] Char**
No worries! It's the sense of justice
that we both share, after all!
**[15:49] Nasa**
I never said that!
**[15:51] Aur**
Charlotte, stop that!
**[15:53] Chi**
You have to be careful in that room!
**[15:55] Chi**
It's where Nee-sama's moon rock is—
**[16:05] Charlotte**
What's that coming out?!
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***SIGN*** The most
important
things tend
to break.
**[16:06] Nasa**
Oh, no! The nitrogen in the case!
**[16:08] Nasa**
Without that nitrogen, oxygen will
get inside, and the rock will oxidize!
**[16:12] Nasa**
I'm going to need a screwdriver
and some masking tape! Quick!
**[16:15] Aur**
Right!
**[16:21] Chi**
C-Can you fix it?
**[16:23] Nasa**
I know how it works,
so I should be able to.
**[16:26] Aur**
Is he some kind of genius?
**[16:29] Nasa**
From the way you reacted...
is this rock the real deal?
**[16:33] Chi**
Of course it is.
**[16:35] Chi**
Great Grandmother practically
begged to borrow it
**[16:37] ---**
so that it could bring
Nee-sama some comfort.
**[16:40] Nasa**
Wait, why would Tsukasa-chan need it?
**[16:43] Chi**
"Why"?
**[16:46] Chi**
Do you not know who Nee-sama is?
**[16:52] Nasa**
There. That should do it.
**[16:55] Char**
Thank you!
**[16:56] Aur**
Wow.
**[16:57] Chi**
Do you seriously not know
anything about Nee-sama's past?
**[17:03] Nasa**
Well, I guess it's true that she
hasn't told me much about it.
**[17:07] Nasa**
But there are lots of things I do know.
**[17:10] Nasa**
She's got really warm hands,
***SIGN*** m 67 54 l 183 54 186 225 68 225
***SIGN*** Note: This
protagonist
isn't good at
much besides
studying.
**[17:12] Nasa**
and she's a good cook...
**[17:14] Nasa**
And she's a restless sleeper!
**[17:17] Nasa**
She puts her hair up in buns
when she goes to bed, too.
**[17:19] Nasa**
Other than that...
**[17:20] Nasa**
Her smile is very cute!
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***SIGN*** Dummy.
**[17:24] Chi**
Even I know all that!
**[17:33] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
It's okay.
**[17:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
If you can find the courage
to reach out to me,
**[17:39] (Flashback) ---**
I'll make sure to grab your hand.
**[17:42] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
So hang in there.
**[17:52] Chi**
* From that day when you took*
* my hand and saved my life,*
**[17:56] ---**
* I decided I wanted to*
* dedicate that life to you.*
**[17:59] Chi**
*But now...*
**[18:02] Chi**
Why you?
**[18:04] Chi**
Why? Why are *you* married to Nee-sama
when you don't know anything?!
**[18:10] Chi**
I'm the only one who can
make her wish come true!
**[18:13] Chi**
I'm the one who needs to marry Nee-sama!
**[18:20] Char**
Hang on, Chitose-chan!
**[18:21] Char**
We owe him for saving
Tsukasa-chan's rock just now!
**[18:26] Char**
Sorry about this, but...
**[18:31] Char**
We really are grateful.
**[18:34] Nasa**
Wait, why are you taking pictures?!
**[18:37] Aur**
Uh, good question! My body moved on its own.
**[18:40] Aur**
Maybe someone used a Command Seal on me?
**[18:42] Nasa**
What kind of excuse is that?!
**[18:46] Aur**
Don't worry. To make it up to you, I'll...
**[18:49] Aur**
just composite it in Photoshop...
**[18:51] Nasa**
Why would you fabricate evidence
right in front of me?!
**[18:54] Aur**
There.
**[18:55] Aur**
Oh, my! I had no idea
I took a picture like this!
**[18:59] Nasa**
Now, hang on! That picture
doesn't match the assets you used!
**[19:01] Nasa**
And it was fast! Fast, and good!
**[19:04] ---**
You should quit working as a maid
and get a job in Hollywood!
**[19:07] Nasa**
But—
***SIGN*** Rumble
**[19:11] Tsukasa**
Well, this is quite a picture.
**[19:14] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan! I-It's not what you think!
**[19:16] Nasa**
She just edited it in Ph-Photoshop—
**[19:18] Tsukasa**
Anyone who could manipulate a picture that
quickly should get a job in Hollywood!
**[19:22] Nasa**
You are totally correct!
I was saying the same thing!
**[19:25] Nasa**
How'd she even do this?!
There's not a single trace of the composite!
**[19:25] Aur**
Tabloid journalism did the trick.
They're already fighting.
**[19:28] Char**
Yep.
**[19:28] Nasa**
And the positioning is
totally natural-looking!
**[19:30] Chitose**
Do you see now, Nee-sama?
This man is terrible!
**[19:34] Chitose**
It would be in your best interests
to get divorced immediately!
**[19:38] Nasa**
Divorced?!
**[19:38] Tsukasa**
You're right. This calls for
a very serious discussion.
**[19:42] Nasa**
Oh, no!
**[19:43] Tsukasa**
That being the case, you're coming with me.
**[19:45] Tsukasa**
We need to talk in private.
**[19:48] Nasa**
Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
**[19:49] Tsukasa**
Don't try to get friendly with me!
**[19:53] Tsukasa**
If I was Lum-chan, you'd be lit
up like a power plant right now!
**[19:58] Nasa**
Aw...
**[20:00] Chi**
That worked as planned.
**[20:03] Aur**
Wait, did they actually just escape?
**[20:09] Nasa**
Um, er, Tsukasa-chan,
that picture was really just—
**[20:16] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[20:19] Tsukasa**
Did you really think a picture like
this would be enough to upset me?
**[20:25] Nasa**
Then what was that?
**[20:27] Tsukasa**
An act to help us escape.
**[20:29] Tsukasa**
And if I was really angry, it'd be...
**[20:33] Tsukasa**
much worse.
**[20:35] Chi**
Get back here, Nee-sama!
**[20:38] Tsukasa**
Oh, she's already caught on.
**[20:40] Tsukasa**
Come on, Nasa-kun! Let's get out of here!
**[20:43] Tsukasa**
This way!
**[20:45] Nasa**
Okay!
**[20:49] Tsukasa**
Chitose doesn't know about this passage.
**[20:53] Nasa**
*I don't know anything about your past.*
**[20:57] Nasa**
* I get the feeling it's more harsh*
* and difficult than I can imagine.*
**[21:04] Nasa**
*But that's not an issue to me.*
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
This way!
**[21:11] Nasa**
* What really matters to me is*
* the warmth of your hand...*
**[21:17] Nasa**
*your incredibly cute smile...*
**[21:19] Nasa**
*and the future we're going to build together.*
**[21:30] Nasa**
Is this... a church?
**[21:33] Tsukasa**
That's right. It's the
Church of Alexanmarco.
**[21:36] Tsukasa**
An old church on a hill
that nobody uses anymore.
**[21:39] Tsukasa**
That mansion was built in the Meiji era,
**[21:42] Tsukasa**
and the escape passage was prepared
in the event of an emergency.
**[21:48] Tsukasa**
This place is really beautiful...
**[21:51] Tsukasa**
So I wanted you to see it!
**[21:56] Nasa**
*I see...*
**[21:59] Nasa**
*That's the whole point.*
**[22:03] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan.
**[22:06] Nasa**
From now on, when anything
good happens to me,
**[22:08] ---**
you'll be the first to hear about it.
**[22:12] Nasa**
And if anything sad happens to you,
**[22:14] ---**
I'll share in that sadness.
**[22:17] Nasa**
We'll share with each other,
**[22:19] Nasa**
and support each other...
**[22:22] Nasa**
That's the kind of couple I want us to be.
**[22:27] Nasa**
I swear, I won't ever make
you regret choosing me.
**[22:34] Tsukasa**
This sounds like a proposal.
**[22:38] Nasa**
It is one.
**[22:40] Nasa**
I love you.
**[23:22] Nasa**
*That was the day I swore to love you forever.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Kaname**
How's newlywed life treating you, Senpai?
**[23:32] Nasa**
Kaname-chan, I think I've
learned what true happiness is.
**[23:36] Kaname**
Your gross observations aside,
**[23:38] ---**
you're forgetting something important.
**[23:39] Kaname**
And I'm talking about a
pretty critical omission!
**[23:41] Kaname**
Seriously, stupid, did you really not notice?!
# E5 - Rings
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR07VV80Y/rings)
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***SIGN*** Tachibana
***SIGN*** No. 3
***SIGN*** Everything's
a Bargain!!
**[00:08] Tsukasa**
Oh, darling!
**[00:09] Tsukasa**
This is big! We'd better turn on the TV!
**[00:15] Tsukasa**
Wait... now that I think about it...
**[00:17] Tsukasa**
Where is the TV?
**[00:20] Nasa**
I don't have one.
**[00:21] Tsukasa**
What?! You don't have a TV?!
**[00:24] Nasa**
N-No...
**[00:26] Tsukasa**
Even though *Space Jawsnado: Maximum Mission*
is gonna be on this afternoon?!
**[00:31] Nasa**
Jaw...? U-Uh, wh-what is that?
**[00:33] Tsukasa**
It's a movie where sharks fly through
the sky and wage war in space!
**[00:38] Nasa**
Is it any good?
**[00:39] Tsukasa**
Yes, it is!
**[00:41] Nasa**
O-Oh, I see...
**[00:43] Nasa**
I don't really watch a lot of movies, so...
**[00:45] Tsukasa**
Argh!
**[00:47] Tsukasa**
Y-You've at least seen *Terminator*, right?
**[00:51] Nasa**
I don't think so...
**[00:52] Tsukasa**
What about *Star Wars*?
**[00:53] Nasa**
I know the name.
**[00:55] Nasa**
That's where they fight in space, right?
**[00:57] Tsukasa**
*The Human Centipede*?
**[00:58] Nasa**
Oh, Tsukino Mito talked
about that on the internet.
**[01:02] Nasa**
I haven't seen it, but it sounded funny.
**[01:04] Tsukasa**
What have you *done* for your entire life?
**[01:07] Nasa**
I-Is it that serious?
**[01:09] Tsukasa**
Darling, listen to me.
**[01:10] Tsukasa**
I would never get pushy about my
hobby to the point of treating
**[01:14] ---**
certain movies like they should
be part of compulsory education.
**[01:18] Nasa**
R-Right...
**[01:19] Tsukasa**
But, for example, say that a popular series
finally gets a long-awaited sequel!
**[01:26] Tsukasa**
I want to be able to share
that excitement with you!
**[01:28] Tsukasa**
The amazement at such a
miraculous, sudden occurrence!
**[01:32] Nasa**
"Huh, there was a movie like that?"
**[01:35] Tsukasa**
The thought of that kind of
reaction is just depressing to me!
**[01:38] Tsukasa**
That big of a gap in excitement
is too much for me to bear!
**[01:41] Nasa**
I... I think I understand
where you're coming from...
**[01:45] Tsukasa**
And as sweet as you are,
**[01:46] ---**
knowing that I feel this way would be enough
to make you want to check out some old movies.
**[01:54] Tsukasa**
But!
**[01:55] Tsukasa**
As simple as it might sound,
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden Mobile Galactic Wars II
***SIGN*** Zoku Mobile Galactic Wars
**[01:57] ---**
you could end up dealing
with a massive series of titles!
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars
**[01:59] Tsukasa**
Numbered entries like "II" and
"III" need no mention,
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden II Mobile Galactic Wars III
***SIGN*** New Mobile Galactic Wars
**[02:03] Tsukasa**
but when you include spin-offs and
stories set in the same universe,
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden III Mobile Galactic Wars IV
***SIGN*** New Mobile Galactic Wars II
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden IV
**[02:07] Tsukasa**
sometimes the title doesn't even indicate
where those entries originated from!
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars
The Black Hole Front
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars Kiwami
***SIGN*** Super Mobile Galactic Wars
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars Alternative
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars: A New Beginning
***SIGN*** Mobile Galactic Wars: REBIRTH
***SIGN*** Galax-on!
**[02:13] Nasa**
O-Okay...
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
And!
**[02:15] Tsukasa**
To get the most thorough
enjoyment out of a title,
**[02:17] ---**
you can't afford to skip checking
out the director's previous works!
**[02:21] Tsukasa**
You could have someone who made his
debut with a sci-fi horror B-movie...
**[02:26] Tsukasa**
before getting his big break with
a low-budget sci-fi action flick,
**[02:30] Tsukasa**
and then going on to make the
biggest movie in the world!
**[02:33] Tsukasa**
I'm saying that by taking a holistic
approach to viewing a film,
**[02:36] ---**
including the director's style and history,
**[02:38] Tsukasa**
you can enjoy a movie more fully!
**[02:40] Tsukasa**
You can't underestimate how
deep the old movie hole goes!
**[02:43] Tsukasa**
It's like stepping into a world of boundless
knowledge that stretches out forever!
**[02:48] Tsukasa**
Do you understand?!
**[02:50] Nasa**
I-I understand how strongly you feel.
**[02:53] Nasa**
*She normally seems so cool and laid back,*
**[02:56] ---**
*but Tsukasa-chan really loves movies.*
**[03:00] Char**
Hey...
**[03:02] Char**
Are we gonna go after
Tsukasa-chan and her husband?
**[03:05] Aur**
No. *Jawsnado* is airing this afternoon.
**[03:09] Chitose**
That's right. I'm sure Nee-sama
is going to be watching.
**[03:11] Chitose**
Interrupting her could get you killed.
**[03:14] Char**
Is a movie with such a sloppy
plot really any good?
**[03:17] Chitose**
You just don't get it!
**[03:17] {simultaneously}Aur**
That's part of the appeal!
**[03:24] Nasa**
There are so many choices...
**[03:27] Nasa**
Which is better, LCD or OLED?
**[03:30] Tsukasa**
Why not get the cheaper one?
**[03:32] Nasa**
Panasonic or Sony... which has better color?
**[03:37] Tsukasa**
Why not get the cheaper one?
**[03:39] Nasa**
You don't have any preferences
for the picture or sound quality?
**[03:43] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[03:44] Tsukasa**
A good movie is good no matter
what the picture quality is!
**[03:50] Nasa**
*That sounded kind of profound.*
**[03:53] Tsukasa**
Besides, you're offering to buy a
TV that you don't need for my sake.
**[04:00] Tsukasa**
That alone makes me really happy.
**[04:07] Nasa**
*This has been a good shopping trip.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
***SIGN*** Men
***SIGN*** Women
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Rings
**[05:42] Nasa**
So I told her,
***SIGN*** Men
***SIGN*** Women
**[05:44] Nasa**
"We'll share with each other,
and support each other..."
**[05:46] Nasa**
"That's the kind of couple I want us to be."
**[05:48] Nasa**
Like that!
**[05:51] Kaname**
And... then your wife laughed her head off
because that comment was so gross, or...
**[05:55] Nasa**
No, no, she didn't! She was really moved!
**[05:58] ---**
Quit trying to rewrite my precious moments!
**[06:00] Kaname**
W-Well, late or not, it's good
that you proposed to her.
**[06:05] Nasa**
I guess so.
**[06:07] Nasa**
* Although it wasn't really just*
* a proposal. I kissed her, too.*
**[06:13] Nasa**
*I had no idea that lips were so soft.*
**[06:19] Nasa**
* Oh, just thinking about*
* it has me feeling toasty!*
**[06:23] Kaname**
* Gross! It seems like Senpai has*
* achieved new heights of gross!*
**[06:28] Kaname**
But are words alone really enough?
**[06:33] Kaname**
I'm talking about rings!
**[06:36] ---**
If you're married, don't you
think you should have rings?
**[06:40] Nasa**
I'm not sure she would
want something like that...
**[06:43] Kaname**
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-There it is!
**[06:47] Kaname**
One of the top three things that husbands
like to pretend are special about their wives!
**[06:52] Nasa**
T-Top three things?!
**[06:54] Kaname**
Number one!
**[06:56] Kaname**
"Well, y'know, I brought up the idea of
going on a trip for our anniversary..."
**[06:59] Tsukasa**
"I just get nervous at those expensive
hot springs. Let's relax at home!"
**[07:03] Kaname**
"So she doesn't really like that sort of thing!"
**[07:06] Kaname**
Number two!
**[07:08] Kaname**
"Y'know, my wife is such a good cook that
**[07:10] ---**
whenever I bring up the idea
of going out somewhere nice..."
**[07:13] Tsukasa**
"I don't really know how to appreciate
fancy food. I'll make something myself!"
**[07:16] Kaname**
"And then she just whips up something
awesome out of whatever we have!"
**[07:19] Kaname**
And number three!
**[07:21] Kaname**
"See, when it comes to name brands
and jewelry and stuff..."
**[07:24] Tsukasa**
"I don't need anything expensive like that!"
**[07:27] Kaname**
"She's just not interested!"
**[07:30] Kaname**
It's like...
**[07:31] Kaname**
Don't be so stupid!
**[07:34] Kaname**
When are you guys gonna realize
that's just your wives being nice?!
**[07:42] Kaname**
That's what I mean.
**[07:46] Tsukasa**
* I didn't think he'd be the type*
* to go in for a kiss like that.*
**[07:59] CM**
*It's the symbol of our love.*
**[08:02] CM**
*It's such a lovely diamond ring.*
**[08:05] News**
*Our next story...*
**[08:07] News**
* Three major convenience*
* store franchises have—*
**[08:10] Nasa**
* I guess it's true that most girls wouldn't*
* come out and ask for an expensive ring.*
**[08:15] Sign**
m 573 37 l 606 37 610 307 573 307
***SIGN*** °
This
is
his
personal
opinion.
**[08:16] Nasa**
But how much does a diamond
ring cost, anyway?
**[08:20] Nasa**
There's that old saying about them
costing three months' salary...
**[08:24] Tsukasa**
Sorry for the wait.
**[08:26] Nasa**
Tsukasa...chan...
**[08:31] Nasa**
* I never caught her fresh*
* out of the bath before!*
**[08:39] Tsukasa**
W-Well, let's head home.
**[08:42] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[08:45] Nasa**
Oh, I'm going to be heading
to work this afternoon.
**[08:50] Tsukasa**
You are?
**[08:51] Nasa**
I took the day off yesterday
without much warning...
**[08:54] ---**
so I should really go in today.
**[08:56] Nasa**
I'll be back by nine tonight.
**[09:01] Tsukasa**
Nine, huh?
**[09:06] Tsukasa**
Hey, darling, is that a park?
**[09:10] Nasa**
Oh, yeah.
**[09:12] Tsukasa**
You want to stop by, then?
**[09:17] Tsukasa**
What a pretty park.
**[09:19] Nasa**
And it's so quiet, with no one around.
**[09:24] Tsukasa**
Why don't you have a seat, darling?
**[09:27] Nasa**
I think I will, then.
**[09:41] Nasa**
* Wait, what is this?*
* Am I supposed to do something?*
**[09:45] Nasa**
*We're sitting together in a quiet park,
silently looking out at a lake. What* is *this?*
**[09:58] Nasa**
* Could it be she's lonely because*
* I won't be back until tonight?*
**[10:03] Nasa**
*S-S-So cute!*
**[10:06] Nasa**
* If that's true, my wife*
* is so unbelievably cute!*
**[10:35] Char**
They're smooching.
**[10:36] Aur**
Yes, they are.
**[10:38] Char**
Should we report this to Chitose-chan?
**[10:41] Aur**
I wouldn't! She'd get so mad,
the house might catch fire! Don't do it!
**[10:48] Tsukasa**
H-Honestly! It's the middle of the
day and we're outdoors, you know!
**[10:52] Nasa**
S-S-Sorry!
**[10:54] Nasa**
But... I just... thought you looked lonely.
**[10:58] Tsukasa**
I-It would've been embarrassing
if someone saw us!
**[11:01] Aur**
*Someone did see you.*
**[11:03] Char**
*Yeah, you were seen.*
**[11:05] Tsukasa**
And darling, I'm surprised by
how aggressive you can be.
**[11:09] Nasa**
I-I'm not usually!
**[11:12] Nasa**
I-It's just... when it's you... I feel that way...
**[11:18] Tsukasa**
Perv.
**[11:19] Nasa**
It's not like that! You're just
too cute, Tsukasa-chan!
**[11:24] Tsukasa**
Stop it, dummy! You're not supposed
to shout things like that!
**[11:27] Nasa**
But you're just so cute!
**[11:28] Char**
What exactly are we looking at?
**[11:31] Aur**
How should I know?
**[11:35] Nasa**
I'm going now.
**[11:37] Tsukasa**
Okay. Have a safe trip.
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[11:43] Nasa**
Well... it's just...
**[11:45] Nasa**
You won't be gone when I get back, right?
**[11:53] Tsukasa**
If you're worried about it,
**[11:55] Tsukasa**
hurry back as soon as you can.
**[12:00] Nasa**
Okay! I'm going!
**[12:02] Tsukasa**
Have a safe trip.
**[12:15] Nasa**
*I have to say, she was so cute at the park...*
**[12:20] Nasa**
*She felt lonely because I was going to work.*
**[12:23] ---**
*That's cute enough to kill me.*
**[12:27] Nasa**
*I feel kind of bad about leaving her, though.*
**[12:31] Nasa**
*Not to mention I miss her myself.*
**[12:35] Nasa**
* If only there was some way to ease*
* that loneliness, even when we're apart...*
**[12:43] Nasa**
*Maybe that's what the ring is for?*
**[12:45] Nasa**
* Something to remind me of*
* you when you're not here.*
**[12:48] Nasa**
*Something to show you that I'm with you.*
**[12:51] Nasa**
That must be it!
**[12:53] Nasa**
That's what rings are for!
**[12:56] Nasa**
Rings that are like our
eternal love given form!
**[13:02] Nasa**
*I was sure that a miracle would happen.*
**[13:05] Nasa**
* That I'd be able to meet you again*
* after we were separated on that day.*
**[13:11] Nasa**
*So I took a bunch of service and delivery jobs.*
**[13:14] Nasa**
*Searching for you among all those people...*
**[13:20] Nasa**
* But I never found you,*
* and the lonely nights continued.*
**[13:27] Nasa**
*I was so sad for so long.*
**[13:33] Nasa**
*But now...*
**[13:41] Nasa**
*Something smells good. Is she cooking fish?*
**[13:45] Nasa**
I'm home.
**[13:46] Tsukasa**
Welcome home. I hope you
had a good day at work.
**[13:54] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[13:55] Nasa**
Do you want an engagement ring?
**[14:00] Tsukasa**
An engagement ring?
**[14:02] Nasa**
Yeah! As the symbol of our love!
**[14:04] Nasa**
A diamond shining on your ring finger!
**[14:08] Nasa**
Our relationship shining
with our eternal love!
**[14:12] Nasa**
It's so dreamy!
**[14:14] Tsukasa**
* My husband is suddenly*
* acting very romantic.*
**[14:18] Tsukasa**
I'm not sure I need one, though.
**[14:21] Tsukasa**
We're already married, so getting
an engagement ring would be weird.
**[14:25] Nasa**
B-But what about having a diamond ring on
both our fingers to represent our love?
**[14:32] Tsukasa**
Both our fingers?
**[14:33] [SONG] Sign**
Wedding Rings
**[14:34] Tsukasa**
Darling, are you talking about wedding rings?
***SIGN*** Engagement Rings
**[14:39] Nasa**
Are wedding rings and
engagement rings different?
**[14:43] Tsukasa**
An engagement ring is the gift that's given
to the wife-to-be during the proposal.
**[14:48] ---**
That's the one that's supposed
to cost three months' salary.
**[14:52] Tsukasa**
They tend to have big diamonds
and look really gorgeous.
**[14:56] Tsukasa**
That's an engagement ring.
**[14:59] Tsukasa**
The man gives it to the woman,
so there's only one.
**[15:03] Tsukasa**
And since they tend to look flashy,
**[15:08] ---**
you usually only wear them at
parties or formal occasions.
**[15:13] Tsukasa**
Now, what you were talking
about is wedding rings.
**[15:16] Tsukasa**
Both husband and wife have one,
and they wear them on their ring fingers.
**[15:20] Tsukasa**
The designs tend to differ
for men and women,
**[15:23] ---**
but you're meant to wear them all day,
**[15:26] Tsukasa**
so simpler ones are usually preferred.
**[15:29] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[15:31] Nasa**
That means we need three rings total, between
the engagement ring and wedding rings...
**[15:36] Tsukasa**
No, no.
**[15:38] Tsukasa**
Getting an engagement ring would
be kind of weird after a proposal,
**[15:43] ---**
much less being married already.
**[15:45] Tsukasa**
And we don't really need wedding rings,
either. It'd be a waste of money.
**[15:50] Nasa**
B-B-B-B-B-B-But why?
**[15:52] Nasa**
Don't you want a symbol of
our everlasting love?
**[15:56] Tsukasa**
W-Well, the idea is definitely romantic.
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
But like I said before,
diamonds are expensive,
**[16:03] ---**
and it'd be a waste of money.
I already appreciate the sentiment.
**[16:06] Nasa**
B-But it's the symbol of our love...
**[16:10] Nasa**
Wouldn't it be best to have
diamond wedding rings
**[16:12] ---**
as the best possible embodiment of our love?
**[16:15] Tsukasa**
Y-You really want this that badly?
**[16:19] Tsukasa**
*He's not going to give up without a struggle.*
**[16:23] Tsukasa**
* And I'm pretty sure my darling*
* doesn't realize what a diamond costs.*
**[16:31] Tsukasa**
In that case, let's go to
Omotesando tomorrow.
**[16:36] Nasa**
Omotesando?
**[16:38] Tsukasa**
Yeah. The Honey Winston store in Omotesando!
**[16:53] Nasa**
I-Is this one-carat diamond
ring part of a pair?
**[16:58] Clerk**
No, that's the price for a single ring.
**[17:02] Clerk**
One-carat prices tend to
start at 3.4 million yen.
**[17:07] Clerk**
We have higher-grade pieces available.
**[17:10] ---**
Should I bring them out?
**[17:12] Nasa**
Uh, no! I think...
**[17:14] Nasa**
*T-To be honest...*
**[17:16] Nasa**
* These would be expensive even*
* if you knocked two digits off!*
**[17:21] Nasa**
Wh-Why are the diamonds here so expensive?
**[17:25] Clerk**
Sir, that is because we at Honey Winston deal
in the highest-quality diamonds on Earth!
**[17:33] Clerk**
Certainly, a lower-quality diamond
would be fine for a casual accessory...
**[17:38] Clerk**
But engagement rings and wedding rings are
irreplaceable, once-in-a-lifetime diamonds!
**[17:44] Clerk**
Can you imagine thinking this
every time you looked at yours?
**[17:49] Clerk**
"I bet there are much
nicer diamonds out there!"
**[17:53] Clerk**
But at Honey Winston,
that will not be a concern!
**[17:57] Clerk**
Because no company in the world deals
with higher-quality diamonds than us!
**[18:04] Nasa**
I-I see...
**[18:05] Nasa**
* True, it is a once-in-a-lifetime buy,*
* and I'd hate to regret it.*
**[18:09] Nasa**
*And they're expensive...*
**[18:11] Nasa**
*Expensive, but not totally out of reach!*
***SIGN*** Total Assets
**[18:14] Nasa**
*Plus...*
**[18:19] Nasa**
Uh, th-th-then... I-I'll take—
**[18:22] Tsukasa**
Let's give you a second
to calm down, darling!
**[18:26] Clerk**
Thank you for dropping by.
***SIGN*** Harappa Park
**[18:32] Tsukasa**
Darling, calm down for a second.
**[18:34] Tsukasa**
I thought seeing the prices
would get you to back down,
**[18:37] Tsukasa**
not charge in head-first.
**[18:38] Nasa**
But a diamond is
once-in-lifetime purchase!
**[18:41] ---**
And Honey Winston's are
the best in the world...
**[18:44] Tsukasa**
If you plan on buying an engagement ring and
a pair of wedding rings, that'd be three!
**[18:48] Tsukasa**
I don't know how much money you have,
**[18:49] ---**
but do you really want to
spend that much on rings?
**[18:52] Nasa**
But... the symbol of our love...
**[18:54] Tsukasa**
*He's really set on this, huh?*
**[18:57] Tsukasa**
Then let's go to Okachimachi
this time! Come on.
**[19:01] Nasa**
Okachimachi?
***SIGN*** Super Cheap
***SIGN*** Diamond Market
***SIGN*** MEGA
**[19:05] Nasa**
The one-carat diamond that was
3,600,000 yen before is 298,000 here?!
**[19:10] Clerk**
Now, that's not the nicest quality,
**[19:12] ---**
so I'm betting you can tell it's
less impressive than others.
**[19:16] Nasa**
N-Now that you mention it...
**[19:17] Clerk**
But get a load of this one!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Best Value!!
Top Recommendation!!
**[19:19] Nasa**
Oh, wow!
**[19:20] Nasa**
This one is so shiny,
and it's only 680,000 yen!
**[19:23] Nasa**
What's with this town, Tsukasa-chan?
Everything is super cheap!
**[19:26] Tsukasa**
Simmer down there, darling.
**[19:30] Tsukasa**
680,000 yen isn't actually cheap.
**[19:33] Nasa**
Huh?!
**[19:36] Nasa**
I mean, it was cheaper than Honey Winston,
**[19:39] ---**
but even I could tell the 300,000 yen
one-carat diamond was duller...
**[19:44] Nasa**
But if you go for higher quality,
the price jumps to 500,000 or 600,000!
**[19:48] Tsukasa**
Do you get it now?
Diamonds are too expensive.
**[19:51] Tsukasa**
You should use that money on something
more practical than some tiny rocks.
**[19:56] Nasa**
But if you had a ring...
**[19:59] Nasa**
I thought you'd be less lonely.
**[20:03] Tsukasa**
Less lonely?
**[20:06] Nasa**
Well, I thought that with a ring,
even if we were separated,
**[20:11] ---**
we'd have something to
remind us of each other...
**[20:14] Nasa**
So that we'd be less lonely
when we were apart.
**[20:18] Tsukasa**
*Oh, I see.*
**[20:20] Tsukasa**
*He wanted it for my sake.*
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
Thank you.
**[20:37] Tsukasa**
I love you.
***SIGN*** Super Cheap
***SIGN*** Diamond Market
**[20:40] Clerk**
These are the lowest-priced
diamond rings we have!
***SIGN*** Big Savings!!
**[20:44] Clerk**
It's 32,000 yen for the pair!
**[20:50] Nasa**
We ended up getting the
cheapest pair of rings.
**[20:53] Nasa**
Are you sure these are the
wedding rings you want?
**[20:56] Tsukasa**
Of course!
**[20:58] Tsukasa**
I mean, I'll remember today
whenever I look at this ring.
**[21:04] Tsukasa**
I'll remember how Honey Winston had you beat,
**[21:08] Tsukasa**
and how we ended up getting the
cheapest diamonds in Okachimachi.
**[21:14] Tsukasa**
And...
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
I'll remember how kind you are,
**[21:18] ---**
and how much you care about me,
every time I look at it.
**[21:24] Tsukasa**
I'm sure that'll give it a
shine that will never fade.
**[21:28] Tsukasa**
I know I won't ever forget
**[21:30] Tsukasa**
the fact that you loved me.
**[21:36] Tsukasa**
That'll stay with me.
**[21:40] Tsukasa**
Plus, 32,000 yen isn't cheap, either.
**[21:45] Nasa**
You've got a point.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Tsukasa**
You only need a witness to turn
in a wedding registration,
**[23:32] ---**
but you need a guarantor
when you're renting a place.
**[23:35] Nasa**
We're not going to be able to get
just any random person this time.
**[23:38] Tsukasa**
We might end up indebted to the emperor of
something-or-other if we're not careful.
**[23:41] Nasa**
Does that mean...
**[23:41] ---**
we're finally going to have
to jump *that* hurdle?!
# E6 - News
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6M844086/news)
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**[00:08] Nasa**
* If I had to explain how this happened*
* after a few days of cohabitation...*
***SIGN*** Minutes earlier.
**[00:14] Nasa**
* My wife seems to go a bit*
* feral when she's asleep.*
**[00:18] Nasa**
*Is this how it is for all girls?*
**[00:21] Nasa**
*She puts her hair up every day before bed,*
**[00:23] ---**
*but it comes loose almost instantly.*
**[00:35] Nasa**
*And she must have a high body temperature,*
**[00:37] ---**
*because she always goes to drink water.*
**[00:40] Nasa**
* And on her way back, while half-asleep,*
* she tries to grab my covers.*
**[00:45] Nasa**
*But tonight...*
**[00:56] Nasa**
*And currently...*
**[00:59] Nasa**
*What do I do?*
**[01:01] Nasa**
*Is it okay if I hold her like this?*
**[01:04] Nasa**
*But what if she wakes up from the contact?*
**[01:10] Nasa**
* No! Even if she wakes up from me*
* grabbing her, it's not a problem!*
**[01:13] Nasa**
*Because Tsukasa-chan is my wife!*
**[01:20] Nasa**
*I've never held her before...*
**[01:23] Nasa**
*I didn't know that girls were so warm.*
**[01:26] Nasa**
* And she smells so good,*
* it's giving me brain static.*
**[01:30] Nasa**
* This is dangerous! She's so warm,*
* and smells so good, and...*
**[01:36] Nasa**
*Oh, wow! These make great hand rests!*
***SIGN*** That's not what
those are for.
**[01:40] Nasa**
*This is too much! Seriously!*
**[01:59] Nasa**
*A few minutes after falling asleep,*
**[02:01] ---**
*my wife rolled back onto her futon.*
**[02:05] Nasa**
* But before she did...*
* I smooched her three more times.*
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
Didn't get enough sleep?
**[02:16] Nasa**
Kind of.
**[02:17] Nasa**
*I didn't get a wink of sleep after that.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
**[03:51] Nasa**
*After last night's events, I realized...*
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** News
**[03:55] Nasa**
*I really want a double bed!*
**[03:59] Nasa**
*Not for anything perverted, mind you!*
**[04:01] Nasa**
* I mean, I can't have my wife sleeping*
* on the floor all the time, can I?*
**[04:05] Nasa**
* And if we're going to be*
* living together from now on,*
**[04:08] ---**
* it's inefficient to have two*
* separate sleeping spaces.*
**[04:12] Nasa**
* Plus... y'know, with the*
* thing being the way it is,*
**[04:16] Nasa**
*and that being all that...*
**[04:18] Nasa**
*But that means moving.*
**[04:21] Nasa**
* This place is a little*
* cramped for two people.*
**[04:24] Nasa**
*I'd want at least a one-bedroom apartment*
**[04:27] ---**
*so that we'd have a separate living room...*
**[04:30] Nasa**
*A living room...*
**[04:32] Nasa**
*We could get a bigger TV, then.*
**[04:35] Nasa**
*Yeah! And that'd mean getting a sofa, right?*
**[04:39] Nasa**
* And then we could have*
* movie nights together.*
***SIGN*** He recalls the body warmth he felt yesterday.
**[04:55] Nasa**
*But there's more to it than that!*
**[04:58] Nasa**
*A bigger apartment means having a bath.*
**[05:03] Tsukasa**
Say, darling?
**[05:06] Tsukasa**
Do you want to join me?
**[05:09] Nasa**
Listen, Tsukasa-chan!
**[05:10] Nasa**
Would you like to move into a bigger place?!
**[05:14] Tsukasa**
A bigger place?
**[05:16] Tsukasa**
Not really. Things are fine the way they are.
**[05:20] Nasa**
But, y'know, this place is pretty tiny!
**[05:26] Tsukasa**
True, but... that helps
me feel closer to you.
**[05:32] Nasa**
I-I hadn't considered that!
**[05:35] Nasa**
*I guess things are great either way!*
**[05:39] Nasa**
* The world is full of protagonists who*
* want to become the king of the pirates,*
**[05:44] ---**
*or eradicate titans from the world.*
**[05:47] ---**
* And like them, I have a*
* dream I can't give up on:*
**[05:50] ---**
*to sleep in the same bed as my wife!*
**[05:53] Kaname**
You moving, Senpai?
**[05:56] Nasa**
Well, it's not set in stone yet.
**[06:00] Nasa**
But that place is so small, two people
sleeping there is kind of pushing it.
**[06:04] Kaname**
Wait, are the two of you not
sleeping in the same bed?
**[06:09] Nasa**
Naturally. I'm in the bed, and she
sleeps in a futon on the floor.
**[06:13] Kaname**
So I guess you haven't fallen
asleep holding hands, then.
**[06:19] Nasa**
*Falling asleep... holding hands?!*
**[06:22] Tsukasa**
Say, darling... will you hold
my hand until I fall asleep?
**[06:29] Nasa**
I-I see! All I need to do is get
us on the same surface level,
**[06:32] ---**
and then I can live out that dream!
**[06:35] Nasa**
I hadn't anticipated this!
**[06:37] Kaname**
"Surface level"?
**[06:38] Kaname**
Does she even want to move, though?
**[06:41] Nasa**
Well, she said she doesn't mind
the lack of space at all.
**[06:45] Kaname**
What a nice wife!
**[06:48] Nasa**
Plus, if we do move, we'd probably
want a place with a bath,
**[06:52] ---**
which means not coming here every morning.
**[06:57] Nasa**
So maybe things are fine the way they are.
**[06:59] Kaname**
Well, that works out great!
**[07:02] Kaname**
Although...
**[07:03] Kaname**
If I got married to a guy who
had us living indefinitely
**[07:06] ---**
in a tiny studio apartment with
no bath, I'd kick his butt.
**[07:09] Kaname**
And if he gave me any "a tiny
home isn't so bad" nonsense,
**[07:12] ---**
I'd burn the place down
as an excuse to move out!
**[07:18] Nasa**
* She's right. It's not like we can live*
* in that tiny place indefinitely.*
**[07:22] Nasa**
* But if I try to force the issue*
* about getting into a bigger place...*
**[07:27] Tsukasa**
I see. I guess you're not
comfortable having me so close by.
**[07:31] Tsukasa**
Goodbye.
**[07:32] Nasa**
That's not it!
**[07:33] Nasa**
It's not that I don't want you around!
**[07:35] Nasa**
It's about different surface levels!
**[07:39] Nasa**
*I'll have to choose my words carefully,*
**[07:42] ---**
*so as not to upset her.*
**[07:44] Nasa**
I'm home.
**[07:54] Nasa**
Sorry!
**[07:55] Tsukasa**
Er, no, I should apologize!
**[07:58] Nasa**
So as we've seen...
**[07:59] Nasa**
Having a lack of living space can
give rise to unfortunate accidents.
**[08:04] Nasa**
Although I would personally not use
those words to describe what happened.
**[08:08] Nasa**
That being the case, I'd like to present
the benefits of moving into a bigger place.
**[08:16] Tsukasa**
R-Right. Please, continue.
**[08:19] Nasa**
First of all, Tsukasa-san,
**[08:20] ---**
you've stated you were fine
with the way things are.
**[08:24] Tsukasa**
W-Well, moving takes a lot of time and money,
**[08:30] ---**
so I figured things would be fine as-is.
**[08:32] Nasa**
I see.
**[08:34] Nasa**
But if we move into a bigger place,
**[08:37] Nasa**
we can buy a projector
**[08:38] ---**
and watch movies with the same kind of
immersion that you would get in a theater!
**[08:43] Tsukasa**
W-Well, as amazing as that sounds,
it's not really justification for...
**[08:49] Nasa**
Furthermore, we'll put shelving
on one of the walls
**[08:51] ---**
and set out all of your
favorite DVDs for display!
***SIGN*** F
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L
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**[08:55] Tsukasa**
W-W-Would that also apply to manga?!
**[08:59] Nasa**
I assure you, it would.
**[09:01] Tsukasa**
R-Remarkable...
**[09:03] Tsukasa**
B-But there's still the cost to consider.
**[09:07] Nasa**
There's one other thing, a bit of
information I dug up independently...
**[09:12] Nasa**
If we were sleeping on
the same level surface,
**[09:14] ---**
we could go to bed while holding hands.
**[09:18] Tsukasa**
W-Well, if we find the right property...
**[09:22] Tsukasa**
If we're going to get a new place,
won't we need a guarantor?
**[09:27] Nasa**
A guarantor?
**[09:29] Nasa**
I assumed we'd get my parents to do it,
like with my current place...
**[09:32] Nasa**
Wait.
**[09:34] Nasa**
Come to think of it, I didn't
tell them I got married.
**[09:38] Nasa**
It's probably going to come as a
surprise to hear it out of nowhere.
**[09:43] Tsukasa**
Of course it is.
**[09:45] Tsukasa**
Any parents who wouldn't be
surprised are probably crazy.
***SIGN*** Mom
**[09:50] Tsukasa**
Should I talk to them, too?
**[09:52] Nasa**
No.
**[09:54] Nasa**
Not just yet, anyway. Go on in.
**[09:56] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[10:00] Tsukasa**
Good luck!
**[10:08] Nasa**
Oh, hey.
**[10:12] Nasa**
Yeah, it's been a while.
**[10:16] Nasa**
So there was something
I wanted to let you know.
**[10:22] Nasa**
Yeah. The thing is...
**[10:25] Nasa**
I got married, so...
**[10:31] Nasa**
* My mom just made a sound*
* I've never heard before.*
**[10:35] Nasa**
Look, it's okay!
**[10:38] Nasa**
The girl? I told you about
her before, remember?
**[10:42] Nasa**
From the accident.
She was the one who saved me.
**[10:45] Nasa**
Right! The super-cute girl!
**[10:49] Nasa**
I just wanted to let you know.
**[10:51] ---**
I know. Believe me, I understand.
I'll call again later.
**[10:56] Tsukasa**
H-How'd it go?
**[10:58] Nasa**
Good. There should be no problems.
**[11:01] Tsukasa**
There's no way that's true.
**[11:03] Tsukasa**
And what exactly did you tell your
parents about me after the accident?
**[11:09] Nasa**
I said the cutest girl
in the universe saved me.
**[11:13] Tsukasa**
D-Don't you think that description is gonna
make meeting them kind of awkward?!
**[11:17] Nasa**
Not at all. You *are* the cutest
in the universe, Tsukasa-chan!
**[11:25] Tsukasa**
Still, I do think that we
should go and see them.
**[11:34] Nasa**
You're right about that.
**[11:38] Nasa**
Meeting the parents, huh?
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
Feeling nervous about it?
**[11:44] Nasa**
I hate to admit it,
**[11:47] Nasa**
but I'm kind of embarrassed.
**[11:49] Nasa**
It's just that you're so cute...
**[11:51] ---**
Like, *really* cute, so introducing you
to my parents is kind of embarrassing.
**[11:56] Nasa**
Plus, my parents are pretty weird,
**[12:00] ---**
so I just know they're going
to say something stupid.
**[12:03] Tsukasa**
They are?
**[12:07] Nasa**
It's from my mom. That's rare.
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** I'm onto you.
**[12:13] Nasa**
Well, that's an ominous message.
***SIGN*** Wh... What about...?
***SIGN*** Nasa
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Your place is too small
for a married couple
to live in, right?
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** So right now,
Nasa-kun...
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** You're thinking
about moving!!
***SIGN*** Mom
**[12:25] Mom**
I've figured it all out!
**[12:27] Mom**
That call yesterday was because
you weren't sure what to do
**[12:29] ---**
about a guarantor for your new place!
**[12:31] Mom**
In other words, you were
feeling us out about that,
**[12:34] ---**
and *just so happened* to
inform us about your wedding.
**[12:36] Mom**
Your mother has seen the truth!
**[12:37] Mom**
Now go ahead and try to deny it if you can!
**[12:42] Tsukasa**
That explains it. You get your
intelligence from your parents, then.
**[12:46] Nasa**
Yeah, but...
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Now go ahead and try
to deny it if you can!
***SIGN*** Now go ahead and try
to deny it, if you can!
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
**[12:49] Nasa**
See, this is what I was talking about!
**[12:51] Nasa**
They both act like this!
**[12:53] ---**
That's why I didn't want you to meet them!
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** But unless you introduce us, we're
not going to be your guarantors.
**[13:00] Tsukasa**
She's got you there.
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** But unless you introduce us, we're
not going to be your guarantors.
***SIGN*** Mom
***SIGN*** Make sure to come home this week.
And of course, bring your new wife.
**[13:04] Tsukasa**
You heard her.
**[13:07] Nasa**
Seriously! These parents of
mine are just so... seriously!
**[13:09] Tsukasa**
Still, if I had to guess...
she does seem kind of mad.
**[13:14] Nasa**
Y-Yeah, probably.
**[13:17] Tsukasa**
We've only got one option, then.
**[13:19] Tsukasa**
Let's visit them as soon as we can.
**[13:21] Nasa**
Huh? B-But...
**[13:23] Tsukasa**
It's okay.
**[13:25] Tsukasa**
Even if they're mad,
they're your parents, so...
**[13:28] Tsukasa**
It'll be okay.
**[13:37] Tsukasa**
Where do your parents live, anyway?
**[13:43] Nasa**
In Nara Prefecture.
**[13:45] Chitose**
What? They're going to
introduce her to his parents?
**[13:49] Char**
Yep. All the way over in Nara, apparently.
**[13:52] Chitose**
Nara?
**[13:54] Chitose**
You mean he's not originally from Tokyo?
**[13:57] Char**
Seems so!
**[14:00] Aur**
I guess, depending on how you look at it,
**[14:03] ---**
this could also be their honeymoon.
**[14:10] Nasa**
* Wait, isn't this the perfect*
* opportunity for a honeymoon?*
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Kyoto
***SIGN*** Nara
**[14:15] Nasa**
* The typical route from Tokyo to Nara*
* involves taking the Shinkansen to Kyoto,*
**[14:20] ---**
*and then the Kintetsu Railway to Nara.*
***SIGN*** Transfer
**[14:22] Nasa**
* So if we presume we're staying*
* the night at their house,*
***SIGN*** Parents'
House
**[14:25] Nasa**
* that means I'll be able to see the*
* sights in Kyoto and Nara with my wife.*
**[14:29] Nasa**
Introducing Tsukasa-chan to my
parents doesn't sound great,
**[14:33] ---**
but if I think of it as a honeymoon...
**[14:36] Nasa**
Maybe going home won't be so bad.
**[14:39] Tsukasa**
If that's the case...
**[14:41] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?!
**[14:42] Tsukasa**
If we're going on a trip,
there's something I'd like to buy.
**[14:47] Tsukasa**
I want to get a camera.
**[14:51] Nasa**
Yeah, it makes sense to want a
camera if you're going sightseeing.
**[14:54] Tsukasa**
I didn't want to take pictures
of the local sights, though.
**[15:00] Tsukasa**
I wanted pictures of my
life with you, Nasa-kun.
**[15:05] Nasa**
Our life?
**[15:07] Tsukasa**
I want to take one picture a day,
**[15:11] ---**
to leave a little record of where we've been.
**[15:14] Nasa**
Every day?
**[15:15] Tsukasa**
Yep, every day.
**[15:17] Tsukasa**
The whole point is to do it every day.
**[15:19] Tsukasa**
Don't worry. I'm going to stick to it.
**[15:22] Tsukasa**
People tend to forget something
in their daily routine...
**[15:28] Tsukasa**
That every single day they have with
the person they love is precious.
**[15:34] Tsukasa**
So I want to make a record of
our time together, bit by bit.
**[15:39] Tsukasa**
A secret diary of our married life.
**[15:43] Nasa**
Secret...
**[15:45] Tsukasa**
Do you not like the sound of it?
**[15:48] Nasa**
O-O-O-Of course not!
**[15:50] Nasa**
It sounds great to me!
**[15:54] Nasa**
*A secret between just the two of us?*
**[15:56] Nasa**
*That actually sounds kind of exciting!*
**[15:58] Nasa**
*It's a great idea!*
**[16:00] Nasa**
* And being able to have a detailed*
* record of your daily life*
**[16:03] ---**
* is something that only modern*
* technology makes viable!*
**[16:06] Nasa**
I-In that case, can I take a
picture of you, Tsukasa-chan?
**[16:10] Tsukasa**
Huh? Me?
**[16:12] Nasa**
Here I go!
**[16:21] Tsukasa**
H-How's it look?
**[16:23] Nasa**
*I-I'm not exactly sure why, but...*
**[16:26] Nasa**
* Something about this camera*
* is really exciting!*
***SIGN*** Something awakened in the boy that day.
**[16:31] Nasa**
C-C-C-Can I take a few more?
**[16:44] Nasa**
*This is bad! I can't stop!*
**[16:51] Tsukasa**
Darling... can I see the camera?
**[16:54] Nasa**
Huh?!
**[17:01] Tsukasa**
That should do for today.
**[17:04] Tsukasa**
Now I'll never forget the
day my husband decided to
**[17:06] ---**
suddenly shoot a bunch of
pictures of me, his eyes bloodshot.
**[17:09] ---**
It'll be the first picture.
**[17:11] Nasa**
Th-That's so embarrassing!
**[17:17] Nasa**
Pictures you would never want anyone else
to see will be part of our memories!
**[17:28] Nasa**
So this is the bus terminal for night buses...
**[17:32] Nasa**
Hey, Tsukasa-chan, come here for a sec!
**[17:35] Tsukasa**
Over there?
**[17:40] Nasa**
Now look this way!
**[17:44] Nasa**
* This is crazy! She's so cute,*
* no matter what kind of picture I take!*
**[17:48] Nasa**
I'm gonna need more than
just a 64GB memory card!
**[17:51] Nasa**
So, so crazy!
**[17:52] Sign**
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***SIGN*** The crazier thing
is how he tends
to get fixated on
things and then
go to extremes.
***SIGN*** Akuma Meeter
***SIGN*** Kyoto • Osaka • Kobe
***SIGN*** The Manstar
***SIGN*** Kyoto • Umeda, Osaka
**[17:59] Nasa**
Are you sure you wouldn't
rather take the Shinkansen?
**[18:02] Nasa**
I've got enough money to
get us into first class.
**[18:06] Tsukasa**
It's okay.
**[18:07] Tsukasa**
A bus works just fine.
We'll sleep, and then we'll be there.
**[18:11] Tsukasa**
Plus... only 150 years ago, it'd take two weeks
to make the trip on foot on the Tokaido.
**[18:17] Tsukasa**
Being able to make the trip in a single
night is like a dream come true.
**[18:20] Nasa**
Uh, I'm not sure you should be comparing
totally different periods of history!
**[18:26] Nasa**
Huh, so this is what it looks on the inside.
**[18:29] Tsukasa**
It's nice and clean.
**[18:32] Tsukasa**
What time will we reach Kyoto?
**[18:35] Nasa**
Sometime around 6:00 AM tomorrow.
**[18:38] Nasa**
There'll be stops at service
areas every two hours,
**[18:42] Nasa**
with one of those stops lasting 50 minutes.
**[18:44] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[18:46] Nasa**
But if you want to, you can just
sleep through the stops, too.
**[18:49] Tsukasa**
I definitely want to get off.
**[18:51] Nasa**
Really?
**[18:53] Tsukasa**
I mean, it's a late-night
stop at a service area!
**[18:55] Tsukasa**
How could you not be excited?!
**[18:58] Tsukasa**
I might end up ordering a bowl
of udon for no good reason!
**[19:00] Tsukasa**
Or buttered potatoes!
**[19:01] Tsukasa**
They might even have
hamburger vending machines!
**[19:04] Nasa**
R-Really?
**[19:06] Driver**
*The bus will be departing soon.*
**[19:10] Tsukasa**
It's finally time...
**[19:13] Tsukasa**
I'm really looking forward to
meeting your parents, Nasa-kun.
**[19:18] Nasa**
I just hope you won't be disappointed.
**[19:22] Tsukasa**
There's no way I could be.
**[19:25] Tsukasa**
I'm sure they're nice people.
**[19:28] Chitose**
Why didn't they take the Shinkansen?
**[19:31] Char**
Maybe they couldn't afford it?
**[19:33] Chitose**
Well, it doesn't matter.
Let's get going after that bus.
**[19:37] Char**
Okay!
**[19:38] Aur**
Wait, you want to follow
them all the way to Nara?!
**[19:41] Chitose**
That's right.
**[19:43] Aur**
Tokiko-san is going to be mad!
**[19:45] Chitose**
I don't care!
**[19:47] Chitose**
Meeting his parents and
getting their approval?!
**[19:50] Chitose**
Oh, I don't think so!
**[19:52] Chitose**
I haven't approved of their marriage at all!
**[19:59] Char**
I forget, is Chitose-chan
her mom or something?
**[20:03] Aur**
She's technically not even her sister.
**[20:06] Nasa**
*I know all I'm doing is sitting,*
**[20:10] ---**
* but this is kind of uncomfortable.*
* It's hard to sleep.*
**[20:13] Nasa**
* But we're not supposed to take out our*
* smartphones or any sources of light.*
**[20:16] Nasa**
*What should I do?*
**[20:20] Nasa**
* A-Amazing. Even with the*
* rock-hard seats and lack of space,*
**[20:24] ---**
*she's already out like a light.*
**[20:26] Nasa**
*And man, she looks as cute asleep as ever!*
**[20:30] Nasa**
* Given the circumstances,*
* I kinda wish she'd lean on me.*
***SIGN*** E • da • ya • n
**[20:39] Nasa**
*N-Now I really can't sleep!*
***SIGN*** Bus Parking
**[20:43] Driver**
*We will take a 50-minute break here.*
**[20:48] Tsukasa**
That was quite a nap!
**[20:50] Tsukasa**
There's something really convenient about
being able to travel so far while sleeping.
**[20:54] Tsukasa**
Huh?
**[20:57] Tsukasa**
A-Are you okay?!
**[20:59] Tsukasa**
Darling, did you have trouble sleeping?
**[21:02] Nasa**
Uh... well... did the hardness of the
seat or the incline not bother you?
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
Not at all. The air conditioning was on,
too, so it was really comfortable.
**[21:13] Nasa**
*I had a vague idea about this before,*
**[21:16] Nasa**
*but my wife is super-duper tough!*
**[21:19] Nasa**
* Her ability to adapt to her*
* surroundings is incredible.*
**[21:22] Nasa**
*She honestly was comfortable inside that bus!*
**[21:25] Nasa**
* But I guess it makes sense, when I consider*
* how she saved me when we first met.*
**[21:30] Nasa**
*She's got to be stronger than average!*
**[21:33] Tsukasa**
Do you think we should've taken
the Shinkansen after all?
**[21:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
A bus works just fine.
**[21:38] Nasa**
*Is she thinking it might be her fault?*
**[21:41] Nasa**
* Oh, no! I can't let her worry*
* about something like this!*
**[21:48] Nasa**
Don't worry!
**[21:50] Nasa**
I was actually totally fine, too!
**[21:52] Nasa**
Now, let's check out the food court!
**[21:55] Nasa**
A service area late at night!
This sure is exciting!
**[22:04] Aur**
Well, they certainly get along.
**[22:07] Char**
He is so sweet!
**[22:09] Char**
Do you really wanna break
up such a nice couple?
**[22:13] Aur**
Do you have no human empathy?
**[22:15] Chitose**
Shut up!
**[22:17] Chitose**
It doesn't matter how well they get along!
**[22:20] Aur**
Oh, she's getting mad at us now.
**[22:21] Char**
She sure is.
**[22:23] Chitose**
I said shut up!
**[22:25] Chitose**
Listen up! There's a reason the
phrase "Narita divorce" exists!
**[22:30] Chitose**
Honeymoons are extremely
dangerous to spouses!
**[22:33] Chitose**
I'm going to teach them that!
**[22:36] [SONG] Sign**
To Be Continued!!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Aur**
Well, they've left for their honeymoon trip.
**[23:33] Chitose**
Unbelievable! Who does he think he is,
getting so lovey-dovey on his honeymoon?!
**[23:37] Char**
Wouldn't he be acting lovey-dovey
*because* it's their honeymoon?
**[23:40] Chitose**
Shut up!
**[23:41] Chitose**
I'm going to teach them just how
dangerous this trip really is!
# E7 - Trip
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR25KKZMR/trip)
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***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Trip
**[01:38] Aur**
Well, they certainly get along.
**[01:40] Char**
He is so sweet!
**[01:42] Char**
Do you really wanna break
up such a nice couple?
**[01:45] Aur**
Do you have no human empathy?
**[01:48] Chitose**
Shut up!
**[01:49] Chitose**
It doesn't matter how well they get along!
**[01:52] Aur**
Oh, she's getting mad at us now.
**[01:54] Char**
She sure is.
**[01:55] Aur**
I said shut up!
**[01:57] Aur**
Honeymoons are so dangerous for couples
that the phrase "Narita divorce" exists!
**[02:03] Aur**
Narita divorce?
**[02:05] Char**
It's when newlyweds run into the smallest
problems during their honeymoon,
**[02:09] Char**
and they blow up so bad over them, they divorce
as soon as they're back at Narita Airport!
**[02:12] Chitose**
Exactly!
**[02:13] Chitose**
Even the smallest issue can
spell doom for a romance!
**[02:16] Aur**
And you're going to arrange
for that kind of issue?
**[02:20] Chitose**
I won't need to.
**[02:21] Chitose**
It's already happening!
**[02:25] Nasa**
Huh?
**[02:26] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[02:27] Nasa**
It's gone! I don't have my wallet!
**[02:29] Nasa**
Shoot, it must be on the bus! I forgot it!
**[02:33] Nasa**
Sorry, one sec!
**[02:35] Tsukasa**
Darling?!
**[02:37] Tsukasa**
Honestly...
**[02:40] Chitose**
He forgot his wallet? What an airhead.
**[02:44] Chitose**
This is bound to bring her
rage to the verge of eruption!
**[02:49] Nasa**
Found it.
**[02:52] Nasa**
Huh?
**[02:53] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan? What's wrong?
**[02:55] Nasa**
You could've waited at the rest area.
**[02:58] Tsukasa**
Well, I could have, but...
**[03:01] Tsukasa**
I'd rather go with you than wait.
**[03:05] Nasa**
Thanks. Let's get going, then.
**[03:07] Tsukasa**
Yeah.
**[03:12] Char**
They really get along, huh?
**[03:13] Aur**
They do.
**[03:15] Chitose**
That was only the beginning.
**[03:17] Chitose**
The real trouble is still brewing!
***SIGN*** Jumbo Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Daiei Chinese Food
***SIGN*** Continental Cafeteria
**[03:23] Nasa**
I can see why you'd be excited
about this food court!
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
Ramen, curry, and buttered potatoes!
**[03:28] ---**
I don't know where to start!
**[03:30] Tsukasa**
What are you going to get, Nasa-kun?
**[03:31] Nasa**
Good question...
**[03:34] Nasa**
I guess I'll get a beef bowl from Hurunoya!
**[03:37] Tsukasa**
Darling, are you crazy?!
**[03:39] Tsukasa**
Why would you come to such a treasure trove
of food only to choose a chain restaurant?!
**[03:43] Tsukasa**
You can eat that stuff back at home!
**[03:45] Nasa**
B-But it's good...
**[03:47] Tsukasa**
It might be good, but there's a
limit to how much you can eat!
**[03:50] Tsukasa**
Why not try something new?!
**[03:52] Tsukasa**
If you give up, that's when the game is over!
**[03:54] Nasa**
What're you going to get, then?
**[03:57] Tsukasa**
Me?
**[03:58] Nasa**
*Wh-What's the fearless smile for?*
**[04:00] Tsukasa**
Unlike you, darling, I was very observant.
**[04:04] Tsukasa**
Did you happen to miss the sign
we passed over by the entrance?
***SIGN*** It's all the rage!
**[04:09] [SONG] Sign**
As featured on the 5/15 episode of
Hirunendesu!
***SIGN*** Lime Udon
**[04:10] [SONG] ---**
As featured on the 5/15 episode of
Hirunendesu!
**[04:12] Nasa**
*H-Hirunendesu!*?
**[04:14] Tsukasa**
Exactly! *Hirunendesu!* never steers you wrong!
**[04:16] Tsukasa**
So I'm going to be eating that lime udon!
**[04:21] Tsukasa**
Let's go buy a bowl!
**[04:23] Char**
They're having fun, huh?
**[04:24] Aur**
It seems like they're having a ton of fun.
**[04:27] Server**
Okay, one lime udon.
**[04:28] ---**
This'll let you know when your order is ready.
**[04:30] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[04:32] Tsukasa**
Now, listen, darling.
**[04:34] ---**
At this time of year, soba places serve
something called sudachi soba,
**[04:37] Tsukasa**
which is basically noodles with a big
helping of sudachi citrus on top.
**[04:41] ---**
But this lime udon only *looks* similar.
It's completely different otherwise.
**[04:46] ---**
For one thing, it uses
limes instead of sudachi!
**[04:48] ---**
And instead of soba noodles, it's udon,
**[04:50] ---**
which basically means the only thing
**[04:52] ---**
it has in common with its inspiration
is a passing resemblance.
**[04:55] Nasa**
Is that a good idea?
**[04:57] Tsukasa**
I personally appreciate the
boldness of what they're trying!
**[05:01] Tsukasa**
I want you to have the same
willingness to try new things!
**[05:04] Tsukasa**
Coming!
**[05:05] [SONG] Red text**
Recommended
**[05:08] Nasa**
It doesn't look quite like the picture.
**[05:10] Tsukasa**
W-Well, I expected as much.
**[05:13] Tsukasa**
I'll go ahead and try it out.
**[05:20] Nasa**
Well?
**[05:22] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[05:23] Tsukasa**
It tastes like someone put some
lime slices on top of cold udon!
**[05:28] Nasa**
*What the heck,* Hirunendesu!*?*
**[05:29] Tsukasa**
It's shocking how little
surprise there is to it.
**[05:32] Tsukasa**
It's exactly what you would expect,
to the point that it's unexpected!
**[05:36] Nasa**
A-Are you trying to say it's not good?
**[05:39] Tsukasa**
You should try it, darling.
**[05:42] Tsukasa**
Here, say "ahh."
**[05:50] Nasa**
It... really doesn't taste interesting
enough to bother commenting on.
**[05:54] Tsukasa**
Right?!
**[05:55] Tsukasa**
But I don't think it's bad.
**[05:58] Nasa**
It might be better if you eat
the lime with it, though.
**[06:03] Tsukasa**
D-Darling, are you telling
me to bite into a lime?
**[06:06] Nasa**
Well, you were talking about trying
new things, so I figure it's worth a try!
***SIGN*** Sssss
**[06:26] Tsukasa**
Hey! What are you taking pictures for?!
**[06:28] Nasa**
What do you mean, why?
**[06:30] Nasa**
You were really cute!
**[06:33] Tsukasa**
Come on! Don't take pictures of funny faces!
**[06:36] Nasa**
Go on, eat some more!
**[06:37] Tsukasa**
No way!
**[06:38] Char**
They're still having plenty of fun, huh?
**[06:40] Aur**
When is the trouble supposed to kick in?
***SIGN*** Su
***SIGN*** lk
**[06:44] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[06:46] Tsukasa**
Your picking on me has left me deeply hurt.
**[06:50] Tsukasa**
This is one of those situations where
you'll have to win my favor back.
**[06:55] Tsukasa**
So what're you going to do?
**[06:57] Chitose**
Here we go!
**[06:58] Chitose**
Some minor trouble! And it's gonna
lead directly to their divorce!
**[07:02] Nasa**
Then do you want to get some soft serve?
**[07:06] Tsukasa**
Soft serve?
**[07:07] Tsukasa**
I-If you think that's enough to cheer
me up, you need to try harder!
**[07:14] Nasa**
Then you can choose what I eat, Tsukasa-chan.
**[07:19] Nasa**
And I'll share a bit with you,
so we can eat it together.
**[07:24] Tsukasa**
I-I'm really going to pick
what I want to eat, okay?!
**[07:27] Nasa**
Go right ahead.
**[07:28] Tsukasa**
Th-Then...
***SIGN*** Nom
**[07:33] Nasa**
Is it good?
**[07:35] Tsukasa**
I-It's not bad.
**[07:37] Tsukasa**
And since this melon bread is a local
specialty, I'm willing to forgive you.
**[07:42] Nasa**
I'm glad.
**[07:43] Nasa**
Anyway, I need to use the
bathroom before we head out.
**[07:48] Nasa**
What about you?
**[07:49] Tsukasa**
I'll wait here.
**[07:51] Nasa**
Okay. I'll be right back,
so don't go anywhere.
**[07:54] ---**
Sure.
**[07:55] Char**
Seems like that little bit of trouble...
**[07:57] Aur**
...just ended up adding spice to their flirting.
**[08:07] Chitose**
I am so disappointed.
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
It's pretty good, though.
**[08:13] Chitose**
I wasn't talking about your melon bread!
**[08:17] Chitose**
What are you doing in a
place like this, Nee-sama?!
**[08:21] Chitose**
Eating melon bread in a service area
and acting lovey-dovey with your husband!
**[08:25] Chitose**
Like you're some normal girl!
**[08:27] Tsukasa**
You're giving me too much credit.
**[08:30] ---**
From the day I met you,
I've only been one thing...
**[08:34] ---**
A normal 16-year-old girl.
**[08:38] Chitose**
That's not true at all! You're—
**[08:40] Reporter**
Everyone!
**[08:41] Reporter**
Hello there!
**[08:42] Reporter**
Today we're here at a
late-night service area!
**[08:47] Chitose**
What is that supposed to be?
**[08:48] Tsukasa**
That's...
**[08:50] Tsukasa**
*Hirunendesu!*
**[08:53] Tsukasa**
It's the morning show, *Hirunendesu!*
**[08:55] Tsukasa**
I knew they showed up to film
at service areas sometimes,
**[08:58] Tsukasa**
but I didn't think they'd be
here shooting at this hour!
**[09:01] Tsukasa**
I was careless!
**[09:04] Tsukasa**
We could end up part of
their ranking at this rate!
**[09:06] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan! The bus is about
to pull out, so we should...
**[09:10] Nasa**
Wait, aren't you...
**[09:12] Tsukasa**
There's no time for that, darling!
**[09:15] Tsukasa**
If we don't hurry, we'll end up fodder
for their "hidden hot spots" reporting!
**[09:19] Chitose**
Hold it!
**[09:21] Aur**
We should really get out of here, too.
**[09:23] Chitose**
What? Why?
**[09:24] Aur**
If we end up on *Hirunendesu!*, the mistress will
find out where we are, and we'll be in trouble!
**[09:30] Chitose**
Why?
**[09:31] Chitose**
Why did you do it?
**[09:32] Chitose**
Why...
**[09:34] Chitose**
Why did you marry that guy, Nee-sama?!
**[09:39] Driver**
*We're now departing.*
***SIGN*** Nara
**[09:43] Tsukasa**
That was a close one.
**[09:44] Nasa**
Wasn't that the girl you know?
**[09:47] Tsukasa**
Yeah, Chitose.
**[09:49] Tsukasa**
It seems like she's opposed to our marriage.
**[09:52] Tsukasa**
I suppose it just shows a marriage doesn't
only involve the people who get married.
**[09:56] Tsukasa**
Some people were bound to be against it.
**[09:58] Nasa**
I see...
**[10:00] Tsukasa**
I wonder about your parents.
**[10:03] Tsukasa**
It's one thing if they
aren't thrilled about it,
**[10:05] ---**
but what if they're actually against it?
**[10:07] Nasa**
It's okay.
**[10:09] Nasa**
I'm sure I'll be able to convince them.
**[10:13] Tsukasa**
Thanks.
**[10:17] Chitose**
Ugh, I can't believe they got away!
**[10:20] Aur**
Yum! This meat sushi is so good!
**[10:22] Char**
This ramen is great, too!
**[10:24] Chitose**
Why are you enjoying the service area?!
**[10:26] Aur**
It'll be okay.
**[10:27] Aur**
We've got a luxury car that can
catch up to that bus in no time.
**[10:31] Aur**
So for now, let's eat!
**[10:32] Reporter**
And you get this lime udon every time?
**[10:35] Woman**
Yes, that's right!
**[10:37] Reporter**
It looks so good!
**[10:39] Char**
I see they put lime slices on the udon.
**[10:40] Char**
Isn't that the idol, Taki-chan?
**[10:42] ---**
Are limes a local specialty around here?
**[10:42] Aur**
Celebrities really are cute.
**[10:44] ---**
I'm not sure. I guess they might be.
**[10:45] Chitose**
Would you two focus?!
**[10:47] Char**
So what do you like most about lime udon?
**[10:47] Char**
And she's working so late at night.
**[10:50] ---**
I guess it's the refreshing flavor.
**[10:52] Char**
I know! We can just ask her.
**[10:52] Char**
That's a good point!
Citrus is always refreshing!
**[10:59] Nasa**
* For some reason, I couldn't get*
* those words out of my head.*
**[11:04] (Flashback) Chitose**
Why did you marry that guy?!
**[11:08] Nasa**
* Marriage has existed for so long*
* that it's hard to trace its origins.*
**[11:13] Nasa**
* There are no countries without*
* an equivalent tradition.*
**[11:16] Nasa**
* It's likely something that existed before humans*
* gained the knowledge that they have now.*
**[11:21] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
It seems like she's opposed to our marriage.
**[11:27] Nasa**
*Even if she is, I...*
**[11:32] Tsukasa**
Darling? Darling?
**[11:35] ---**
Darling?
**[11:37] Tsukasa**
Darling, we're here.
**[11:42] Nasa**
Uh, s-sorry!
**[11:44] Tsukasa**
You really don't have to apologize.
**[11:49] Nasa**
That was such a long trip!
**[11:52] Tsukasa**
It took no time at all.
**[11:53] Nasa**
* It's about 35 minutes on the*
* Kintetsu Railway to get to Nara.*
**[11:56] Nasa**
*So if we head to my parents' house tonight,*
**[11:58] Nasa**
* that means we can spend half*
* the day sightseeing in Kyoto!*
**[12:02] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, is there
anywhere you want to go?
**[12:05] Tsukasa**
Where I want to go?
**[12:06] Nasa**
Yeah!
**[12:07] Tsukasa**
Oh, there is, actually!
**[12:09] Tsukasa**
I hear there's a great bakery.
**[12:12] Nasa**
A bakery?
**[12:13] Tsukasa**
Yeah, a bakery!
**[12:14] Tsukasa**
Or maybe a cute little café!
**[12:16] Tsukasa**
And the—
**[12:17] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, are you crazy?!
**[12:18] Nasa**
They have bakeries and cafés in Tokyo!
**[12:21] Nasa**
If you want cute cafés,
Jinbocho is filled with them!
**[12:25] Nasa**
They're always full of manga artists
meeting with their editors!
**[12:27] Nasa**
That's not what I meant!
**[12:29] ---**
There has to be stuff that we
can only see in Kyoto, right?!
**[12:32] Tsukasa**
Only in Kyoto?
**[12:34] Tsukasa**
Oh, right, right! I forgot all about it!
**[12:37] Tsukasa**
The Manga Museum!
**[12:40] Tsukasa**
I've always wanted to check it out!
**[12:43] ---**
It's supposed to be nearby, so let's—
**[12:44] Nasa**
Not that!
**[12:46] Nasa**
We be here in Kyoto,
**[12:47] Nasa**
with shrines and temples to go to,
**[12:48] Nasa**
tradition is the mission,
get the historical view!
**[12:51] Tsukasa**
I'm not sure the rapping is necessary.
**[12:53] Tsukasa**
Oh, you meant old places...
**[12:56] Nasa**
*Old places?!*
**[12:58] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, do you not have
any interest in historical stuff?
**[13:03] Tsukasa**
I wouldn't go that far. It's just that...
***SIGN*** Crestfallen
**[13:10] Tsukasa**
Oh, of course I do!
**[13:12] Tsukasa**
I just love old places!
**[13:14] Nasa**
Really?!
**[13:15] Nasa**
Then let's go and really take in Kyoto!
**[13:17] Tsukasa**
Okay...
**[13:18] Nasa**
Come on, this way!
***SIGN*** Kimono Rentals
***SIGN*** Kinoya
**[13:23] Clerk**
Okay, now I'll help you put it on.
**[13:26] Tsukasa**
Oh, I can handle it on my own, actually.
**[13:41] Tsukasa**
Here I am.
**[13:50] Tsukasa**
What do you think?
**[13:53] Nasa**
You look really beautiful.
**[13:57] Tsukasa**
Thank you.
**[13:59] Chitose**
Isn't it a little early in the morning
to be all over each other?!
**[14:02] Chitose**
First the service area, and now Kyoto!
Do you two ever stop?!
**[14:06] Tsukasa**
Ch-Chitose?
**[14:09] Tsukasa**
The three of you are starting to
resemble a certain villain trio.
**[14:13] Chitose**
Don't use old-timey anime to describe me!
**[14:15] Chitose**
I know you're on your way to
meet his parents or whatever,
**[14:18] Chitose**
but in terms of relatives, I'm the
closest thing you have to one!
**[14:22] Tsukasa**
Not even close.
**[14:23] Chitose**
Which means unless I accept your marriage,
**[14:26] ---**
it's not legitimate, even if
you did submit the paperwork!
**[14:28] Tsukasa**
Uh, what kind of sense does that make?
**[14:33] (Flashback) Nasa**
I'm sure I'll be able to convince them.
**[14:36] Nasa**
In that case, why don't
the two of us discuss it?
**[14:39] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun?
**[14:40] Nasa**
Sorry. I really wanted to see
the Kyoto sights with you,
**[14:45] Nasa**
but I want our marriage to be something
that lots of people can be happy about.
**[14:50] Tsukasa**
I understand.
**[14:51] Chitose**
Wait, why should I—
**[14:52] Char**
In that case, why doesn't Tsukasa-chan
come with us to enjoy some tasty pastries?
**[14:56] Tsukasa**
Wh-What about trendy cafés?
**[14:58] Aur**
Naturally, we've scoped them out.
**[15:00] Aur**
Also...
**[15:00] Aur**
We've already got tickets
to the Manga Museum!
***SIGN*** International Manga Museum
**[15:06] Nasa**
I-It's okay. Go enjoy yourself.
***SIGN*** International Manga Museum
**[15:09] Tsukasa**
Th-Thank you, darling!
**[15:14] Nasa**
Now, I guess we should check out
Kyoto while discussing this.
**[15:18] CHitose**
It takes more than just
talk to understand someone.
**[15:22] CHitose**
Someone's nature only truly comes
through in intimate situations!
**[15:27] CHitose**
That being the case,
I'll pretend to be your girlfriend,
**[15:31] ---**
and you'll have to entertain me!
**[15:34] CHitose**
And based on that,
**[15:35] ---**
I'll be able to judge whether or
not you're worthy of Nee-sama!
**[15:40] CHitose**
* Just you wait... I'll prove*
* how worthless this guy is!*
**[15:46] Nasa**
So if I can prove I'm
worthy of Tsukasa-chan,
**[15:50] ---**
you'll accept our marriage?
**[15:51] Chitose**
Of course!
**[15:52] ---**
But I highly doubt that'll happen,
based on what I've seen so far.
**[15:56] Nasa**
I see.
**[15:57] Nasa**
But I'm sure you'll understand once you
see the kind of escort I can provide.
**[16:01] Chitose**
I'm at a total loss as to where
you get that confidence from.
**[16:05] Nasa**
Well, if I had to be specific...
**[16:06] Nasa**
I'd probably say it comes from love.
***SIGN*** Love
**[16:10] Chitose**
What kind of unscientific nonsense is that?!
**[16:12] Nasa**
Hey, a rickshaw!
**[16:14] Nasa**
Let's get a ride in it!
**[16:17] Chitose**
Get back here!
***SIGN*** French Bread
***SIGN*** Menmendo
**[16:21] Char**
So what do you like about him?
**[16:26] ---**
Huh?
**[16:27] Char**
I mean your husband!
**[16:29] Tsukasa**
Well...
**[16:30] Char**
What was it about Nasa-san
that made you fall for him?
**[16:34] Char**
Did you get butterflies in your stomach?
**[16:36] Char**
Did he make your heart pound?!
**[16:39] Tsukasa**
L-Look, I don't know if...
**[16:41] Char**
But how are we gonna accept
it if you don't answer?!
**[16:42] Aur**
*I've never seen her react like this before.*
**[16:44] Aur**
*So cute!*
**[16:44] Char**
So come on—
**[16:46] Tsukasa**
Enough already!
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
I guess if I had to pick... I dunno...
**[16:50] Tsukasa**
I guess what I'm trying to say is...
**[16:53] Tsukasa**
H-He's just... really cute.
**[16:59] Char**
Then it was love at first sight?!
**[17:01] Tsukasa**
No, no!
**[17:02] Tsukasa**
I'm so jealous!
**[17:02] Tsukasa**
It wasn't like that!
**[17:03] ---**
What *was* it like, then?
**[17:03] Aur**
*I see. So that's her type.*
**[17:06] Tsukasa**
W-Well, for example...
**[17:08] Tsukasa**
One time, he was introducing
me to a friend...
**[17:12] (Flashback) Nasa**
Arisugawa Kaname-chan.
**[17:13] (Flashback) Nasa**
She's pretty amazing.
**[17:15] Tsukasa**
He'll usually start with praising someone.
**[17:17] Tsukasa**
I think someone's personality
colors how they say things.
**[17:22] Tsukasa**
So you can tell from their choice of words
**[17:25] ---**
whether their outlook is positive or negative.
**[17:31] Tsukasa**
So when I heard that...
**[17:33] Tsukasa**
I thought, "Oh, he really is nice."
**[17:37] Char**
So he's totally your type, then?
**[17:41] Tsukasa**
W-Were you even listening?!
**[17:43] Char**
Sure I was!
**[17:44] Char**
He's exactly what you're after,
inside and out,
**[17:47] ---**
so you decided to marry him right away!
**[17:48] Tsukasa**
N-No, I'm saying...
**[17:49] Char**
Am I wrong?
**[17:52] Tsukasa**
N-Not exactly...
**[17:54] Char**
I knew it!
**[17:58] Chitose**
Getting around in a rickshaw is
more interesting than I thought.
**[18:00] Nasa**
Right?!
**[18:02] Nasa**
I did a bunch of research beforehand,
***SIGN*** Kyoto Strategy Guide
**[18:04] Nasa**
and decided to give it a
try once we got to Kyoto!
**[18:08] Chitose**
Are you... always like this?
**[18:10] ---**
Huh?
**[18:11] Nasa**
Oh, there's a place that sells
really good dango up ahead!
**[18:16] Nasa**
Here you go!
**[18:17] Nasa**
They're supposed to be really good.
**[18:24] Chitose**
What the heck? It tastes amazing!
**[18:26] Nasa**
Really? That's great!
**[18:30] Chitose**
And this was something else
you looked up for the trip?
**[18:31] [SONG] Sign**
Dango Shop
**[18:33] Nasa**
Of course!
**[18:34] Nasa**
I spare no effort, whether it comes to
tests at school or going out on dates!
**[18:38] Chitose**
I see...
**[18:40] Chitose**
But I doubt Nee-sama had much interest in
places like this, even after coming to Kyoto.
**[18:45] Nasa**
You're right about that.
**[18:47] Nasa**
She wanted to go to bakeries
and the Manga Museum...
**[18:50] Nasa**
I kind of panicked!
**[18:51] Chitose**
I thought as much.
**[18:54] Chitose**
That's what I mean when I say you
don't know anything about her.
**[18:58] Chitose**
And since you don't know
anything about her...
**[19:00] Chitose**
Why exactly are you in love with her?!
**[19:04] Nasa**
Well... there's...
**[19:08] Nasa**
There's just so much,
I don't know where to start.
**[19:11] ---**
Huh?
**[19:12] Nasa**
Like how cute her smile is,
or how good a cook she is,
**[19:15] Nasa**
and there's just no limit to how cute
the aspects of her personality are.
**[19:19] Chitose**
That's no different than me!
**[19:21] Chitose**
The way she's always so cool and collected!
**[19:24] Chitose**
And the fact that she's incredibly athletic!
**[19:27] Nasa**
Wait, Tsukasa-chan is athletic?!
**[19:29] Chitose**
That's right! You're married
to her and didn't know that?
**[19:34] Chitose**
Are you jealous?
Jealous that you didn't know?
**[19:38] Nasa**
O-On top of everything else...
**[19:40] Nasa**
She's really athletic, too?
Just how cute can one person be?
**[19:44] Chitose**
Don't turn my words into
fuel for your fantasies!
**[19:49] Chitose**
*I hate this!*
**[19:51] Chitose**
Damn it! Why you?!
**[19:54] Nasa**
Wait!
**[19:56] Chitose**
* If someone's personality shows in*
* how they talk about something,*
**[19:59] Chitose**
*then it's already pretty obvious.*
**[20:02] Chitose**
*Because I know Nee-sama...*
**[20:05] Chitose**
* And I know that this is the*
* type of person she would love!*
**[20:10] Chitose**
*Which is why I hate this!*
**[20:13] Chitose**
I know her better!
**[20:17] Chitose**
I've known her for longer,
and I know that I know her better!
**[20:23] Chitose**
So why did she choose to marry you,
someone who doesn't know anything?!
**[20:28] Nasa**
Chitose-chan... two years ago,
she saved my life.
**[20:34] Nasa**
I was careless and got hit by a truck.
**[20:37] Nasa**
If she hadn't been there to shield me,
I would've died on the spot.
**[20:41] Nasa**
So I think that I'm really lucky.
**[20:44] Chitose**
She saved my life, too.
**[20:46] Nasa**
That's not what I feel lucky about.
**[20:49] Nasa**
I feel lucky that I met her.
**[20:52] Nasa**
They say it's 0.0000034%.
**[20:57] Nasa**
There's this thing called
the Drake equation...
**[20:59] Nasa**
A formula that was used to
explore a fanciful idea.
**[21:01] Nasa**
It was originally formulated to
express the likelihood of life
**[21:05] ---**
existing beyond Earth in the universe,
**[21:08] Nasa**
but someone once used a variant of it
**[21:09] ---**
to express the likelihood of meeting
the person you're fated to be with.
**[21:13] Nasa**
The chance of it happening
is said to be 0.0000034%.
**[21:18] Nasa**
Granted, it's based on conjecture,
**[21:22] ---**
so there's not exactly a
sound scientific basis to it.
**[21:24] Nasa**
But I think it might be closer
to the truth than people realize.
**[21:28] Nasa**
The moment I saw her, it felt like fate.
**[21:33] Nasa**
I don't care if it sounds illogical,
**[21:35] ---**
or if nobody understands.
**[21:38] Nasa**
But...
**[21:40] Nasa**
It felt like I found something I had been
searching for since before I was born.
**[21:44] Chitose**
Wh-Who cares about fate?!
**[21:46] Chitose**
All that really boils down to is instinct!
**[21:49] Nasa**
Bernhard Riemann theorized
that the zeta function
**[21:53] ---**
would predict the distribution
of prime numbers,
**[21:55] Nasa**
and then mathematicians around
the world spent 150 years
**[21:59] ---**
trying to prove whether he was right.
**[22:01] Nasa**
Even something like gravitational waves
were hypothesized by Einstein first,
**[22:06] Nasa**
before being observed for
the first time a century later.
**[22:08] Nasa**
Some of the most scientific principles
in the world are only proven
**[22:14] ---**
after someone intuits them first.
**[22:16] Nasa**
I know that I don't know
her as well as you do,
**[22:21] Nasa**
but I intend to spend my entire
life proving our love is real.
**[22:27] Nasa**
You don't get married because
you've proven you're in love...
**[22:31] Nasa**
You get married so that you can prove it.
**[22:37] Tsukasa**
So did you manage to convince Chitose?
**[22:41] Nasa**
I'm not sure.
**[22:42] Nasa**
But she said she'd go back to Tokyo for now.
**[22:47] Tsukasa**
I see.
***SIGN*** Departure Time
***SIGN*** Service
***SIGN*** Destination
***SIGN*** The train is now arriving
**[22:53] Tsukasa**
Then I guess it's finally
time to meet your parents.
**[22:56] Nasa**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Tsukasa**
I'm finally meeting your parents.
**[23:32] Nasa**
You don't have to be nervous, Tsukasa-chan!
**[23:34] Nasa**
Leave worrying about my weirdo parents to me.
**[23:37] Tsukasa**
I guess the apple doesn't
fall far from the tree.
**[23:39] Tsukasa**
Okay, I won't worry, then.
**[23:41] Nasa**
I-It's always a relief to see how
quick you are to understand.
# E8 - Parents
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1QKK8K6/parents)
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***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** Parents
**[01:38] Tsukasa**
I have to say, I'm surprised to
find out that you're from Nara.
**[01:42] Nasa**
Nope. I'm from Tokyo, born and raised.
**[01:46] Tsukasa**
Huh? Then are your parents from Nara?
**[01:49] Nasa**
Nope! They've got no real
connection to the place at all.
**[01:52] Tsukasa**
Then why are they living there?
**[01:55] Nasa**
Like I said before,
my parents are pretty weird.
***SIGN*** Kintetsu Nara Station
***SIGN*** Kintetsu
**[02:00] Nasa**
My father's actually an archaeologist.
**[02:03] Nasa**
He used to teach at a national
university in Tokyo,
**[02:07] Nasa**
but after I moved out...
**[02:09] (Flashback) Enishi**
I think I want to do excavations and
stuff in the heart of archaeology, Nara!
**[02:14] Nasa**
So he said.
**[02:16] Tsukasa**
Is... Nara the heart of archaeology?
**[02:18] Nasa**
I have no idea.
**[02:19] Tsukasa**
And your mother was okay with that?
***SIGN*** Taxi Boarding
**[02:21] Nasa**
Well, she's strange in her own way.
**[02:24] (Flashback) Kanoko**
Nara! I love it!
**[02:25] (Flashback) Kanoko**
I can't wait to see some authentic deer!
**[02:28] Nasa**
So she was completely on board with the move.
**[02:30] Tsukasa**
"Authentic" deer?
**[02:34] Tsukasa**
Do you think I'll be able
to get along with them?
**[02:37] Nasa**
It'll be fine!
**[02:38] Nasa**
I'll make it work!
**[02:40] Tsukasa**
How are you going to
introduce me to them, then?
**[02:44] Nasa**
Well, of course...
**[02:46] Nasa**
"This is my wife, the cutest
girl in the universe!"
***SIGN*** Cutest in the universe!!
**[02:52] Tsukasa**
Please... please don't.
**[02:55] ---**
Huh?!
**[03:01] Tsukasa**
This is near the Kasuga Grand Shrine.
**[03:03] Nasa**
Wow. How'd you know?
**[03:06] Tsukasa**
Well, even after a thousand years,
**[03:08] ---**
it's not like the mountains move that much.
**[03:12] Tsukasa**
Okay, let's put that aside
and meet some parents!
**[03:16] Nasa**
Are you actually nervous?
**[03:19] Tsukasa**
W-Well, of course...
I've never been married before.
**[03:22] ---**
Why wouldn't I be?
**[03:23] Nasa**
I see. I'm pretty nervous that my parents
are going to do something stupid, too.
**[03:31] Tsukasa**
Someone's peeking out.
**[03:32] Nasa**
She sure is.
**[03:34] Nasa**
What are you doing, Mom?
**[03:37] Kanoko**
W-Welcome home, Nasa-kun.
**[03:38] Nasa**
Thanks.
**[03:39] Kanoko**
Is that your wife?
**[03:42] Kanoko**
The one you were trying to find for
so long? The cutest in the universe?
**[03:45] Nasa**
That's right.
**[03:46] Kanoko**
I see...
**[03:47] Nasa**
So I wanted to properly introduce her.
**[03:49] Kanoko**
Wait! I'm not emotionally prepared yet!
**[03:53] Nasa**
Come on in, Tsukasa-chan!
**[03:55] Kanoko**
W-W-W-W-Wait a—
**[03:56] Tsukasa**
Hello, Mother. My name is Yuzaki Tsukasa.
**[04:00] Tsukasa**
I appreciate you making
the time to meet us today.
**[04:04] Kanoko**
Wow, my name's Yuzaki, too!
What a coincidence!
**[04:08] Kanoko**
Wait, no! I'm Nasa's mother, Kanoka!
**[04:11] Kanoko**
I-I-It's a pleasure to meet you!
**[04:13] Nasa**
Where's Dad?
**[04:15] Kanoka**
He's in the living room.
**[04:16] Kanoka**
But he's so nervous, he hasn't
budged since this morning.
**[04:20] Nasa**
Is he actually okay?!
**[04:22] Kanoka**
Wh-Why don't you drop your
things off in your room?!
**[04:25] Kanoka**
I'll go get some tea ready
and wait in the living room!
**[04:28] Nasa**
Hey, wait!
**[04:29] Tsukasa**
I get the feeling I'm being avoided.
**[04:32] Nasa**
No, she's just like that.
**[04:34] Tsukasa**
Thank you for taking time out of
your busy schedule to see us today.
**[04:38] Tsukasa**
It's not much, but I hope you enjoy it.
**[04:41] Enishi**
Y-Yes, thanks...
**[04:43] Enishi**
I'm Nasa's father, Enishi.
**[04:47] Nasa**
Come on! Could you relax a
little and accept your gift?!
**[04:50] Nasa**
We bought it for you!
**[04:51] Enishi**
S-Sorry...
**[04:53] Nasa**
Look, you're the ones who
insisted we come over.
**[04:56] Nasa**
Can't you get it together a little?
**[04:57] Enishi**
Y-You make it sound so easy, Nasa-kun,
**[05:00] Enishi**
but we weren't really mentally
prepared for this! Y'know?
**[05:03] Kanoka**
That's right! Tell him!
**[05:04] Enishi**
Seriously! Right?!
**[05:05] Kanoka**
It feels like my heart's
going to jump out of my—
**[05:06] Tsukasa**
I'm so sorry.
**[05:08] Tsukasa**
I'm sure the sudden news
must have come as a shock.
**[05:11] Enishi**
No! I-I-It's just, well...
**[05:16] Enishi**
That said, Nasa-kun...
**[05:18] Enishi**
I think the bath should be ready.
Why don't you hop on in?
**[05:23] ---**
Huh?!
**[05:24] Nasa**
What are you talking about?!
**[05:26] ---**
The introductions haven't even finished yet!
**[05:27] Nasa**
And you want me to get in the bath?
**[05:29] Enishi**
No. I think you should.
**[05:31] Enishi**
In fact, I'm telling you to!
**[05:33] Kanoka**
Come on, now, Nasa-kun! This way to the bath!
**[05:37] Nasa**
Are you two serious?!
**[05:39] Enishi**
Look, I want to talk to
Tsukasa-san without you around!
**[05:43] Enishi**
Take a hint, would you?!
**[05:44] Nasa**
That makes me want to stay *more*!
**[05:45] Nasa**
You want to talk without
me here, now of all times?
**[05:48] Nasa**
How am I supposed to take that
as anything but a bad sign?!
**[05:50] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun.
**[05:52] Tsukasa**
It's okay. Go ahead and have your bath.
**[05:55] Nasa**
Huh? Er, but...
**[05:57] Tsukasa**
It's okay. I'm glad to have
the chance to talk with him.
**[06:02] Tsukasa**
So go on.
**[06:05] Nasa**
Okay, then...
**[06:07] Nasa**
But even if you're against our
marriage, it doesn't matter!
**[06:09] Kanoka**
Don't worry about it!
**[06:12] Tsukasa**
So, Father, what did you want to discuss?
**[06:19] Nasa**
I wonder if Tsukasa-chan's gonna be okay.
**[06:21] Nasa**
I just hope Dad doesn't do anything stupid.
**[06:26] Tsukasa**
Your parents seem lovely, Nasa-kun.
**[06:29] Nasa**
They do?
**[06:31] Nasa**
They're as weird as ever,
chasing me into the bath
**[06:33] ---**
in the middle of a conversation...
**[06:34] Tsukasa**
He told me all kinds of interesting
things while you were in the bath.
**[06:39] ---**
What?!
**[06:40] Nasa**
That's what I was worried about!
**[06:43] Nasa**
What kinds of things, exactly?
**[06:45] Tsukasa**
I'm not telling!
**[06:47] ---**
Huh?!
**[06:48] Tsukasa**
So is this your room, Nasa-kun?
**[06:51] Nasa**
Technically, yeah.
**[06:52] Nasa**
Although there's nothing of mine in it.
I only stayed here when I helped them move in.
**[06:56] Tsukasa**
There's not a lot in your apartment
in Tokyo either, though.
**[07:00] Nasa**
Correct you are!
**[07:01] Nasa**
In the event of an emergency,
**[07:03] ---**
all my important documents and
personal seal are in a safe deposit box.
**[07:05] ---**
I keep my PC's data in the cloud...
**[07:07] Nasa**
And with the exception of my
wallet, keys, and phone,
**[07:09] ---**
which I always have on me, the only
things I would miss if I lost them...
**[07:12] Nasa**
are my wedding ring and my
pictures of you, I guess.
**[07:15] Nasa**
But I carry those around with me, too!
**[07:18] Nasa**
Even if the apartment building
burns down, I'll be set!
**[07:21] Tsukasa**
You put a lot of focus on personal security!
**[07:24] Kanoko**
Nasa-kun?
**[07:26] Nasa**
What's up, Mom?
**[07:28] Kanoko**
You're staying the night, right?
**[07:30] Nasa**
Of course.
**[07:32] Nasa**
We'll spend the night and take
the overnight bus back tomorrow.
**[07:35] Kanoka**
Okay... So, um...
**[07:37] Kanoka**
One might have sufficed,
**[07:39] Kanoka**
but there's a futon for
Tsukasa-san in the closet, too.
**[07:42] Nasa**
Huh? Oh, thanks.
**[07:44] Kanoka**
U-Uh, by the way...
**[07:46] Kanoka**
R-Remember, our room is next to yours!
**[07:49] Nasa**
Uh, yeah? I know.
**[07:51] Kanoka**
Th-The soundproofing is decent,
but I wouldn't put my faith in it!
**[07:55] ---**
Huh?
**[07:56] Kanoka**
J-Just... don't overdo it!
**[07:59] Tsukasa**
What was that about?
**[08:00] Nasa**
No idea. She just told me there's a
futon for you in the closet and...
**[08:04] Nasa**
*That's it!*
**[08:05] Nasa**
* Now that I think about it, I'll be sleeping*
* in this room alone with my wife tonight!*
**[08:10] Nasa**
*And without even trying to,*
**[08:12] ---**
* we'll be on the same level,*
* like I've wanted for so long!*
***SIGN*** High
***SIGN*** Height Difference: 60 cm
***SIGN*** Low
**[08:15] (Flashback) Mom**
R-Remember, our room is next to yours!
**[08:18] Nasa**
*That's what she was trying to warn me about!*
**[08:21] Nasa**
* I appreciate the sentiment,*
* but also I kinda wish she hadn't!*
**[08:24] Nasa**
* But... sleeping in a room with a girl,*
* while my parents are next door...*
**[08:29] Nasa**
* That's embarrassing, but somehow,*
* also super exciting!*
**[08:32] Nasa**
*I can't stop my heart from pounding!*
**[08:34] Nasa**
* A-Am I really allowed to*
* do something this amazing?!*
**[08:37] Nasa**
* Isn't there some kind of law*
* against it? Is it really okay?!*
**[08:41] Tsukasa**
I guess I should probably take a bath, too.
**[08:44] Nasa**
R-Right! Take your time!
**[08:47] Nasa**
I'll go ahead and set out the futons!
**[08:49] Tsukasa**
O-Okay.
**[08:52] Nasa**
*My parents will be in the next room over,*
**[08:54] Nasa**
* but I'll be sleeping with a girl... Something*
* about that seems ethically questionable.*
**[08:57] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[08:59] Tsukasa**
I just realized we'll be sleeping on
the same level for the first time, huh?
**[09:03] Nasa**
S-S-S-Sure will!
**[09:05] Tsukasa**
We might as well go to bed, then.
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[09:09] Nasa**
*My wife is sleeping next to me.*
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[09:12] Nasa**
* She's there, with her guard down,*
* just within my reach!*
**[09:17] Nasa**
* No, no! My parents are on*
* the other side of that wall.*
**[09:21] Nasa**
*That's just too weird.*
**[09:26] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[09:29] Nasa**
Listen...
**[09:30] Nasa**
Do you want to sleep on my arm?!
**[09:34] Nasa**
Y-You don't have to if you don't want to!
I was just thinking that, uh, maybe...
**[09:40] Tsukasa**
D-Don't mind if I do, then.
**[09:45] Nasa**
* W-Wow! So this is what it's like*
* when a girl sleeps on your arm.*
**[09:49] Nasa**
* I can feel her body temperature*
* directly through my arm!*
**[09:53] Nasa**
* And I only realize this*
* after actually doing it...*
**[09:57] Nasa**
*but this is pretty painful!*
***SIGN*** Weight
***SIGN*** Blood
***SIGN*** Numbness
**[09:59] Nasa**
*Maybe our positioning is bad?*
**[10:01] ---**
* The pressure's on a particular area that's*
* making the rest of my arm go numb.*
**[10:05] Nasa**
* But I can feel her body warmth,*
* and she smells so good!*
**[10:08] Nasa**
*It's like a marriage of heaven and hell!*
**[10:11] Tsukasa**
Is your arm getting tired, darling?
**[10:13] Nasa**
Huh? N-No, of course not!
**[10:16] Tsukasa**
Oh, really?
**[10:20] Tsukasa**
I knew it. Your arm's asleep.
**[10:22] Nasa**
Th-That was mean!
**[10:24] Tsukasa**
Well, you were trying to act tough.
**[10:26] Tsukasa**
But I don't want to make
you suffer any more, so...
**[10:30] Nasa**
Okay, I'll give up on the the arm,
**[10:33] Nasa**
but I want a goodnight kiss instead.
**[10:38] Nasa**
I don't think I'll be able to
recover with anything less.
**[10:41] Nasa**
Please give me a goodnight kiss!
**[10:43] Nasa**
With you taking the initiative!
**[10:49] Tsukasa**
F-Fine... if you insist.
**[10:55] Tsukasa**
Why are your eyes open?
**[10:57] Nasa**
Well, because I want to see it happen.
**[10:59] Tsukasa**
It's embarrassing to do this
while you're watching.
**[11:03] Nasa**
And you're cute even when you're embarrassed.
**[11:15] Nasa**
Thank you. Goodnight.
**[11:17] Tsukasa**
G-Goodnight...
**[11:21] Enishi**
Did you just hear that—
**[11:23] Kanoka**
Go to sleep already!
**[11:31] Tsukasa**
Oh, right, we're at my husband's parents' house.
**[11:39] Tsukasa**
Last night...
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
* Honestly, he always chooses*
* moments like that to get feisty.*
**[11:45] Tsukasa**
Well, I should probably get changed...
**[11:49] Tsukasa**
* This is different! I have to*
* get changed in front of him!*
**[11:54] Tsukasa**
*Glance...*
**[11:55] Tsukasa**
* W-Well, it should be fine,*
* since he's still asleep.*
**[12:02] Nasa**
*Wh-What do I do?!*
**[12:04] Nasa**
* Well, I mean, the gentlemanly thing*
* would be to pretend I'm still asleep.*
**[12:09] Nasa**
*Glance...*
**[12:14] Tsukasa**
*Oh, I guess he just turned over.*
**[12:18] Nasa**
*That was a little too stimulating!*
**[12:27] Tsukaasa**
The way the wind smells around
here really takes me back.
**[12:31] Enishi**
Good morning. You're an
early riser, aren't you?
**[12:33] Tsukasa**
Oh, good morning, Father.
**[12:36] Enishi**
F-F-F-F-Fath—
**[12:39] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[12:40] Tsukasa**
W-W-Well, I just got a little
embarrassed hearing that...
**[12:45] Tsukasa**
Anyway, where's Nasa-kun?
**[12:47] Tsukasa**
He's still asleep.
**[12:48] Tsukasa**
I don't think he got a lot of
sleep on the bus ride over.
***SIGN*** Zzz
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[12:52] Nasa**
* I was so excited over my defenseless wife,*
* I couldn't get any sleep.*
***SIGN*** "The Truth"
**[12:56] Enishi**
I see. He's still asleep, then.
**[13:00] Enishi**
Still in bed... Yep...
**[13:03] Enishi**
* Crap! I can't think of anything*
* to talk about with my son's wife!*
**[13:07] Enishi**
*Should I talk about the weather?*
**[13:09] ---**
* No! That won't hold up*
* for more than a minute!*
**[13:11] Enishi**
* I can't think of a single thing a young*
* person would want to talk about!*
**[13:14] Tsukasa**
I hear that you're an archaeologist.
**[13:18] Enishi**
Th-Th-That's right!
**[13:19] Enishi**
Are you interested in history, perhaps?
**[13:22] Enishi**
In that case, I can show you
my office! How about it?!
**[13:24] Tsukasa**
Sure! I'd love to.
**[13:29] ---**
Wow...
**[13:31] Tsukasa**
That is a lot of books!
**[13:34] Enishi**
R-Right?!
**[13:36] Enishi**
Really gives off a "researcher" vibe, right?!
**[13:37] Enishi**
Seems pretty something-grammable, right?!
**[13:41] Tsukasa**
I guess Nasa-kun gets his
intelligence from you.
**[13:45] Enishi**
No...
**[13:46] Enishi**
I can't really compare to him, sadly.
**[13:50] Enishi**
It makes it hard to maintain
any parental dignity.
**[13:53] Enishi**
He'd probably say this room
is a waste of space, and that
**[13:56] ---**
I should just scan everything
and store it in the cloud.
**[14:00] Enishi**
That said, it's mostly things
normal people wouldn't understand.
**[14:08] Enishi**
Did you find something interesting?
**[14:10] Tsukasa**
Not really.
**[14:11] Tsukasa**
I was just thinking, if someone
was seriously studying
**[14:14] ---**
a love letter I wrote in
the middle of the night,
**[14:16] Tsukasa**
I'd probably be embarrassed to death.
**[14:20] Enishi**
Love... letter?
**[14:22] Enishi**
Can you actually—
**[14:24] Nasa**
Dad? What're you doing?
**[14:26] Tsukasa**
Oh, good morning, Nasa-kun.
**[14:28] Tsukasa**
Your father was just
showing me where he works.
**[14:31] Nasa**
His work?
**[14:32] Nasa**
Oh, sorry.
**[14:34] Nasa**
You must be humoring him, since you're
not interested in history at all.
**[14:37] Tsukasa**
Th-That's not true!
**[14:39] Nasa**
What? But in Kyoto...
**[14:41] Tsukasa**
I like history! Love it! Even those
old properties are fascinating!
**[14:45] Tsukasa**
Look, this letter is really interesting!
**[14:49] Nasa**
But I can't even tell what it says...
**[14:52] Tsukasa**
W-Well, there's still the
feeling of the old paper...
**[14:54] Kanoko**
Everyone! Breakfast is ready!
**[14:57] Nasa**
Coming!
**[14:58] Nasa**
Let's go, Tsukasa-chan.
**[15:00] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[15:06] Tsukasa**
Father, thank you for showing me this.
**[15:10] Enishi**
Sure...
**[15:16] Nasa**
Honestly, Dad, your reference
material is such a waste of space.
**[15:20] Nasa**
You should really just scan it
all and upload it to the cloud.
**[15:26] Tsukasa**
I call this chapter "Let's Take Pictures
All Over Nara With My Husband!"
**[15:30] ---**
Huh?
**[15:31] Tsukasa**
I've realized my mistake.
**[15:33] Nasa**
About what?
**[15:34] Tsukasa**
It's true that I'm not that interested
in old properties and papers,
**[15:37] ---**
but I've realized that won't do.
**[15:39] Tsukasa**
And then I had a flash of inspiration!
**[15:42] Tsukasa**
Take a boring old Buddhist temple,
**[15:43] ---**
add my darling, and what do you know?
***SIGN*** Fun
**[15:46] Tsukasa**
It suddenly becomes a lot more fun!
**[15:48] Tsukasa**
In other words, it's about
overwriting memories!
**[15:50] Tsukasa**
This will make Nara a lot of fun to explore!
**[15:53] Tsukasa**
I'm a genius with a veritable
treasure trove of ideas!
**[15:56] Nasa**
You don't have to force yourself
to have a good time.
**[15:58] Tsukasa**
But...
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
Chitose and the others got in the way in Kyoto,
**[16:02] ---**
so it wasn't much of a date.
**[16:05] Nasa**
*That was such a cute thing to say!*
**[16:09] Nasa**
Okay! Let's start by seeing
the Great Buddha of Nara!
**[16:12] Nasa**
We'll take in the city's sights today!
**[16:14] Tsukasa**
Yeah!
**[16:17] Nasa**
So this is Nara's Great Buddha.
**[16:19] ---**
I've never seen it before! It really is big!
**[16:22] Tsukasa**
I'm going to take the picture now, darling,
**[16:25] Tsukasa**
so please make a fun pose.
**[16:26] Nasa**
Huh?! That's kind of a vague request!
**[16:28] Tsukasa**
Come on, quickly!
**[16:30] Nasa**
U-Um...
**[16:31] Nasa**
Then... here.
**[16:34] Tsukasa**
Oh, wow, that was great!
You're the best, darling!
**[16:38] Nasa**
That didn't sound very sincere at all!
**[16:42] Tsukasa**
That turned out great!
**[16:43] Tsukasa**
I'll have to show it to Father later.
**[16:46] Nasa**
You really don't have to!
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
Nope. He asked me to take care of you,
**[16:51] Tsukasa**
and I want to show him how
well we get along, too.
**[16:54] Tsukasa**
Okay, for our next stop,
**[16:56] Tsukasa**
let's head to Horyuji!
**[16:58] Nasa**
So this is Horyuji.
**[17:01] Nasa**
And it's really been around for 1,400 years?
**[17:03] Tsukasa**
Yep. It caught on fire from
a lightning strike in 670,
**[17:08] Tsukasa**
but it's still been standing for 1,300 years.
**[17:10] Nasa**
Wow... I have to say, you really know
your history, despite your lack of interest.
**[17:15] Tsukasa**
Not really. I just have a good memory.
**[17:18] Nasa**
I'm amazed that such a fancy building
from so far back is still intact.
**[17:22] Tsukasa**
You're right about that.
**[17:24] Tsukasa**
Even though the person who built it is
being phased out of the history books.
**[17:27] Nasa**
That's a kind of blunt way of putting it!
**[17:29] Tsukasa**
All right, darling,
it's time for another fun pose.
**[17:34] Nasa**
Huh? There are no fun poses for Horyuji!
**[17:37] Tsukasa**
Sure there are!
**[17:38] Tsukasa**
A five-story tower should remind
you of rescuing your lover
**[17:40] ---**
by fighting enemies on each
floor while shouting, "Achya!"
**[17:43] Tsukasa**
Where there's an urban legend that she
attacks you if you loop around 24 times!
**[17:46] Nasa**
Instead of that...
**[17:48] Nasa**
Why don't we take a picture
with the two of us?
**[17:50] Tsukasa**
The two of us?
**[17:52] Nasa**
Yeah. You know...
**[17:53] Nasa**
Like a selfie, but with both
of us close together in it.
**[17:58] Tsukasa**
You can be pretty pervy sometimes, darling.
**[18:01] Nasa**
Th-Th-That's not what I meant by it!
**[18:03] Nasa**
It's not that I just want you
to cling to me, Tsukasa-chan!
**[18:15] Tsukasa**
Satisfied, darling?
**[18:18] Nasa**
Yeah. But this is a sacred place...
**[18:21] ---**
I get the feeling Prince Shotoku
would get mad.
**[18:25] Tsukasa**
He would never get mad
over something like this.
**[18:29] Tsukasa**
Well, where should we go next?
**[18:32] Nasa**
Oh, let's see...
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**[18:34] Nasa**
There's a place called Heijo Palace.
**[18:36] Nasa**
Let's check it out.
**[18:37] Tsukasa**
Heijo Palace? Just so you know...
**[18:40] Tsukasa**
There's nothing there.
**[18:43] Nasa**
Come on, that can't be true.
**[18:45] Nasa**
It's from when Nara was Japan's capital!
**[18:49] Nasa**
There has to be something left!
**[18:53] Nasa**
There's really nothing left!
**[18:54] Tsukasa**
See what I mean?
**[18:56] Tsukasa**
There was a materials shortage when
they were moving the capital to Kyoto,
**[19:00] Tsukasa**
so they took apart the buildings
here and reused them over there.
**[19:02] Nasa**
Is that true?!
**[19:03] Tsukasa**
The Suzaku Gate over there
was mostly taken apart.
**[19:06] Tsukasa**
What you see is a recreation based on what
little documentation was left, built in 1998.
**[19:10] Tsukasa**
And it's still not an exact match...
**[19:13] Nasa**
* She acts like she doesn't care,*
* but she's super well-informed.*
**[19:17] Tsukasa**
But it was really here.
**[19:20] Tsukasa**
1,300 years ago, it was all here.
**[19:24] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[19:26] Nasa**
Over 100,000 people laughed, cried,
loved and were loved, and lived out their lives.
**[19:32] Nasa**
Ordinary lives that aren't any
different from what people have now.
**[19:35] Nasa**
Even if there's hardly any
trace of them left anymore.
**[19:42] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[19:45] Tsukasa**
But things are different now.
**[19:48] Tsukasa**
Now, all you do is press
a button to make a video,
**[19:50] Tsukasa**
and if you upload it to YouTube, proof that
you were alive will be there forever!
**[19:54] Tsukasa**
I bet in 1,000 years, people will still be
cracking up at Mizutamari Bond's videos!
**[19:59] Nasa**
You're really zigzagging
between romance and realism!
**[20:02] Tsukasa**
With that being the case, darling, you should
leave a record of something funny, too!
**[20:06] Tsukasa**
Hurry! It's already recording!
**[20:08] Nasa**
Uh, then... my name is Yuzaki Nasa.
**[20:11] ---**
I got married the other day.
**[20:13] Nasa**
And the person recording
this video is my wife,
**[20:17] Nasa**
and she's so cute—
**[20:19] Tsukasa**
Darling, stop right there!
**[20:20] Nasa**
What?
**[20:22] Tsukasa**
Well... it's just... this video
is clearly a death flag for you.
**[20:26] ---**
Huh?
**[20:27] Tsukasa**
It's got that "I'm going to get married
after the war is over" vibe to it.
**[20:30] Tsukasa**
It's giving me a real bad feeling.
**[20:32] Nasa**
Then could you just delete it?!
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
Nope! I'm going to show
it to your parents, too.
**[20:38] Nasa**
When did you and Dad
become such good friends?
**[20:41] Tsukasa**
Well, I made a very important promise to him.
**[20:43] Nasa**
And what's that?
**[20:46] Tsukasa**
I'm not telling.
**[20:51] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
So, Father, what did you want to discuss?
**[20:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
U-Um, Father?!
**[20:59] (Flashback) Enishi**
Thank you so much for saving my son's life.
**[21:05] (Flashback) Enishi**
If you hadn't done what you did,
Nasa-kun would've died.
**[21:09] (Flashback) Enishi**
When the police told me
he'd been hit by a truck...
**[21:13] (Flashback) ---**
I couldn't breathe.
**[21:15] (Flashback) Enishi**
But then they told me that he
wasn't in any mortal danger
**[21:18] (Flashback) ---**
because someone had helped him.
**[21:21] (Flashback) Enishi**
You've done so much for us.
**[21:24] (Flashback) Enishi**
I'm truly, truly grateful!
**[21:28] (Flashback) Enishi**
Nasa-kun's a better son than we deserve.
**[21:31] (Flashback) Enishi**
I have no idea how a pair of oddballs like
us managed to raise such a good boy.
**[21:37] (Flashback) Enishi**
He's our pride and joy.
**[21:41] (Flashback) Enishi**
Which is why... the fact that you
saved him, and chose to marry him...
**[21:47] (Flashback) Enishi**
is something that we could
only be happy about.
**[21:52] (Flashback) Enishi**
But before congratulating you,
I just had to thank you.
**[21:58] (Flashback) Enishi**
Thank you so much for saving him.
**[22:01] (Flashback) Enishi**
And please, look after my son.
**[22:09] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I'm really touched to hear all of that.
**[22:13] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
As far as I'm concerned...
it's an honor to join your family.
**[22:18] (Flashback) Enishi**
Oh, no, the honor's all mine!
**[22:21] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I feel the same way.
**[22:27] Tsukasa**
Thanks for having us.
**[22:29] Enishi**
Come visit again.
**[22:30] Kanoka**
Sorry we couldn't offer much hospitality.
**[22:33] Tsukasa**
No, I had a really good time.
**[22:35] Enishi**
I'll try to take some whatever-grammable
pictures before you come by again.
**[22:38] Tsukasa**
I'll make sure to take lots of
funny pictures of Nasa-kun, too.
**[22:42] Enishi**
I'm looking forward to it.
**[22:44] Enishi**
Look after my son once you
get back to Tokyo, please.
**[22:48] Tsukasa**
Of course!
**[22:52] Nasa**
It wasn't exactly peaceful,
but it was a fun trip, wasn't it?
**[22:56] Tsukasa**
I think so. And I got to take
lots of funny pictures of you.
**[22:59] Nasa**
Aw...
**[23:01] Tsukasa**
Still, as much fun as it was,
**[23:04] Tsukasa**
I think our little place together
is where I feel most at ease.
**[23:09] Nasa**
I think so, too.
**[23:14] Nasa**
* And so, our first trip*
* together came to an end.*
**[23:18] Nasa**
*We returned to our life in our own home,*
**[23:21] Nasa**
*our newlywed life in a tiny apartment...*
**[23:27] Nasa**
*Or not.*
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**[23:30] Nasa**
That being the case, we're going to
need to build a new life, it seems!
**[23:35] Nasa**
First, let's go get some new clothes!
**[23:36] ---**
Gotta cover the basic needs before
you worry about being classy!
**[23:38] Tsukasa**
Okay. I think you need to learn
**[23:41] ---**
a thing or two about women's fashion
before you worry about class, though.
# E9 - Daily Life
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G671VVZ36/daily-life)
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**[00:09] Nasa**
Is everything okay?!
**[00:10] Wataru**
Oh... Yuzaki-kun...
**[00:12] Nasa**
Landlord! Was anyone hurt?!
**[00:14] Wataru**
I-It's fine.
**[00:16] Wataru**
Nothing got burnt up except the building.
**[00:17] Tsukasa**
* If you were to ask me what*
* I love about my husband,*
**[00:20] ---**
*I'd have quite a few answers for you.*
**[00:23] Nasa**
Thank goodness... Well, if nothing
else, at least nobody got hurt.
**[00:23] Tsukasa**
*Like the way he worries about other people*
**[00:26] ---**
*more than his own home that burned down.*
**[00:28] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[00:29] Nasa**
Did you have anything
important in the apartment?
**[00:31] Tsukasa**
No, everything was in my suitcase.
**[00:34] Tsukasa**
What about your things, Nasa-kun?
**[00:37] Nasa**
Good question...
**[00:39] Nasa**
Landlord.
**[00:41] Nasa**
Is it okay if I look around inside?
**[00:44] Wataru**
Huh? Sure.
**[00:48] Nasa**
Oh, there it is!
**[00:50] Nasa**
The pot is cracked,
**[00:51] ---**
but it should be fine if we transplant it.
**[00:54] Nasa**
I'm glad it didn't burn up.
**[00:56] Nasa**
Must've been safe because
it was on a windowsill.
**[01:00] Tsukasa**
* And the way he cherishes even the*
* smallest details about our relationship.*
**[01:04] Tsukasa**
I have to say, it certainly
burned all the way down.
**[01:08] Nasa**
The landlord said it was
apparently a lightning strike.
**[01:12] Tsukasa**
It's great that the sapling survived,
but everything else is gone.
**[01:15] Nasa**
Including your new futon.
**[01:19] Nasa**
I don't think we need to worry, though.
**[01:22] Nasa**
My bank book and other important things
are in the safety deposit box,
**[01:25] Nasa**
and I've got renter's
insurance for my furniture.
**[01:27] Tsukasa**
Isn't it really hard to actually get
claims paid with insurance?
**[01:30] Nasa**
Not a problem!
**[01:32] Nasa**
I've looked up exactly how to get
your insurance payout, just in case
***SIGN*** Good Smiles and Security
***SIGN*** Insurance
***SIGN*** Insurance designed
to bring smiles to each
individual customer.
**[01:36] ---**
something like this ever happened!
**[01:39] Nasa**
All the documentation is in my safe
deposit box and the cloud,
**[01:41] ---**
so there should be no problems!
**[01:43] Tsukasa**
* The way he can be relied on to*
* react calmly and precisely,*
**[01:47] ---**
*even in the face of sudden misfortune.*
**[01:51] Nasa**
I'm feeling pretty tired, so for now,
let's head to the bathhouse.
**[01:55] Nasa**
We can think about what to do
next while having a good soak.
**[01:58] Tsukasa**
Good idea.
**[02:00] Tsukasa**
* A sudden stroke of bad luck that*
* was in no way his own fault...*
**[02:05] Tsukasa**
* And yet he hasn't uttered a*
* single word of anger or regret.*
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun...
**[02:17] Tsukasa**
I love you!
**[02:21] Tsukasa**
*It really reminds me of how wonderful he is.*
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**[03:57] Nasa**
* Still, what are we going*
* to do about a new place?*
**[04:01] Nasa**
*Even places billed as "move-in ready"*
**[04:03] ---**
* still take about a week before*
* you can actually move in.*
**[04:07] Nasa**
* I guess we can sleep at*
* a cheap hotel until then?*
**[04:10] Nasa**
*A hotel?!*
**[04:12] Nasa**
*No, no, it's because we have to!*
**[04:14] ---**
*It's not anything dirty!*
**[04:17] Nasa**
* And staying at a hotel with your*
* wife is a totally normal thing!*
**[04:21] Kaname**
Senpai...
**[04:22] Kaname**
You seem awfully excited for someone
whose house just burnt down.
**[04:31] Nasa**
Kaname-chan?! How long have
you been standing there?!
**[04:34] Kaname**
Since you started having dirty thoughts.
**[04:37] Nasa**
I wasn't! I was not! I wasn't
thinking anything like that at all!
**[04:41] Kaname**
Sure you were.
**[04:43] Kaname**
I can see the proof.
**[04:45] Nasa**
Please stop!
**[04:46] Nasa**
And don't call it "proof"!
**[04:52] Kaname**
I see.
**[04:53] ---**
You're definitely gonna need to
figure out where to stay for a while.
**[04:58] Kaname**
In that case, you wanna stay here until
you get your new place sorted out?
**[05:02] Kaname**
If you don't mind the little detached
unit we have, you can set up there.
**[05:07] Nasa**
Really, Kaname-chan?! Thanks so much!
**[05:10] Tsukasa**
What's up, darling?
**[05:12] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[05:13] Nasa**
Kaname-chan says we can stay here
until we find a new place to move into!
**[05:18] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[05:19] Kaname**
Of course!
**[05:20] Kaname**
The only reason we still live
here is thanks to Senpai!
**[05:24] Nasa**
Oh, thank you so much!
**[05:26] Kaname**
Let me show you the building.
**[05:28] Nasa**
Okay!
**[05:32] Tsukasa**
* I think it speaks to how*
* forthright and honest he is*
**[05:36] Tsukasa**
* when he can react so sincerely*
* to people's kindness.*
**[05:40] Tsukasa**
* I personally prefer someone who's magnanimous*
* enough to openly accept that sort of thing,*
**[05:47] ---**
* rather than being reluctant*
* or acting guilty about it.*
**[05:54] Kaname**
Here's the building we don't use.
**[05:57] Nasa**
It's actually pretty big!
**[05:59] Kaname**
It's got two futons already,
**[06:01] ---**
so you won't have any
problem getting to sleep.
**[06:03] Nasa**
If we're really going to live here,
**[06:06] ---**
we should probably ask your mom and Aya-san.
**[06:09] Kaname**
I'm sure it's fine, but I'll go
and check if you're worried.
**[06:15] Kaname**
Make yourselves at home.
**[06:17] Nasa**
Okay!
**[06:18] Nasa**
We're lucky we found a place to stay
this quickly, aren't we, Tsukasa-chan?
**[06:23] Tsukasa**
It's not luck.
**[06:25] Tsukasa**
If people reach out right
away when you're in trouble,
**[06:29] ---**
it's a sign that you're well-liked.
**[06:32] Tsukasa**
And you're well-liked, darling.
**[06:34] Nasa**
Y-You think so?
**[06:36] Tsukasa**
I do.
**[06:37] Tsukasa**
It means you've lived the kind of life
that makes people eager to help you.
**[06:42] Nasa**
* If you asked me what I love*
* about you, Tsukasa-chan,*
**[06:46] ---**
*I'd have any number of answers.*
**[06:48] Nasa**
* There's the way you pay*
* real attention to me...*
**[06:52] Nasa**
* Which is what makes me happier than*
* I can describe when you compliment me.*
**[07:00] Kaname**
Senpai! Aya-nee and Mom both said okay!
**[07:04] Both**
Thank you!
**[07:05] Nasa**
We're really so grateful!
**[07:05] Kaname**
Aw, don't mention it.
**[07:07] Tsukasa**
Yeah, it's a real relief.
**[07:10] Kaname**
*Now, then.*
**[07:10] Kaname**
*Senpai living here is all fine and dandy,*
***SIGN*** Hmmm...
**[07:13] ---**
*but how's this gonna work with Aya-nee?*
**[07:16] Kaname**
*She likes Senpai.*
**[07:19] Kaname**
* But she's such an airhead,*
* she still hasn't realized he's married.*
**[07:27] Kaname**
Hey, Aya-nee.
**[07:29] Aya**
What is it, Kaname-chan?
**[07:30] Kaname**
What's it like to be living with
the guy you have a crush on?
**[07:34] Aya**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you
talking about, Kaname-chan?!
**[07:37] Aya**
I-I-I don't like Nasa-kun that way!
**[07:39] Kaname**
* She's my sister, and even I'm amazed*
* she's convinced nobody has noticed.*
**[07:39] Aya**
I mean, sure, he's kind
of dreamy, and really nice!
**[07:45] Nasa**
Aya-san!
**[07:47] Nasa**
Thank you so much for letting us stay here.
**[07:50] Aya**
Oh, it's nothing!
W-W-W-W-W-We're glad to have you!
**[07:53] Aya**
I-I-I-I-I-It must have been
so rough, with that fire...
**[07:55] Nasa**
It came as a real shock!
**[07:58] Nasa**
But we're just glad that nobody got hurt.
**[08:01] Aya**
Well, I'm glad you weren't
hurt either, Nasa-kun!
**[08:04] Kaname**
* How can you not notice the guy you*
* like has a ring on his ring finger?!*
**[08:08] Kaname**
*I mean, wouldn't most people notice?*
**[08:11] ---**
* Does being an airhead give you some*
* sort of superior obliviousness?!*
**[08:15] Aya**
That reminds me, I heard you
visited your parents in Nara.
**[08:19] Nasa**
Yeah. They really wanted me to
introduce Tsukasa-chan to them.
**[08:23] Aya**
Introduce her... to your parents?
**[08:26] Aya**
* Introduce her to his parents...*
* Introduce her to his parents?*
**[08:29] Signs/Dialog**
* Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan*
* have the same family name.*
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan have the same family name.
***SIGN*** Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan have the same family name.
**[08:31] Signs/Dialog**
*Wait, wasn't she his sister?*
**[08:32] Signs/Dialog**
*His parents have never met her.*
***SIGN*** Wait, wasn't she his sister?
**[08:33] Signs/Dialog**
* A girl he really gets along with,*
* with the same family name,*
***SIGN*** Wait, wasn't she his sister?
***SIGN*** Wait, wasn't she his sister?
**[08:35] ---**
*he would want to introduce to his parents—*
***SIGN*** His parents have never met her.
**[08:38] Kaname**
*Is she gonna catch on?!*
***SIGN*** Wait, wasn't she his sister?
**[08:40] Aya**
Yeah, you wanna stay on good
terms with your parents!
**[08:42] Sign**
m 70 58 l 133 58 134 234 68 234
***SIGN*** She
wasn't
able to
sort
through
her
thoughts.
**[08:45] Nasa**
Yeah, I guess we are on
good terms with them.
**[08:48] Aya**
Yup, yup, and that's a good thing!
**[08:51] Kaname**
*This is frightening!*
**[08:52] Kaname**
* She's my sister, but this is*
* horror movie levels of stupid!*
**[08:56] Mom**
I just spoke with Tsukasa-chan!
**[08:58] Aya**
Oh, Mom.
**[08:59] Aya**
Isn't Tsukasa-chan the sweetest?
**[09:01] Mom**
She is!
**[09:02] Mom**
Just what I'd expect from Nasa-kun's wife!
**[09:08] Aya**
W-Wife?
**[09:11] Mom**
Well, yeah. The two of them are married.
**[09:15] Mom**
The two of them are married...
The two of them are married...
***SIGN*** The two of them are married...
The two of them are married...
The two of them are married...
The two of them are married...
**[09:18] ---**
The two of them are married...
**[09:21] Aya**
Nasa-kun got married?!
**[09:23] Aya**
Why?! When?!
**[09:25] Mom**
Um, how do you not know this, Aya?
**[09:28] Mom**
I thought you had a crush on Nasa-kun.
**[09:35] Aya**
How could you say that, Mom?!
**[09:39] Kaname**
I want to apologize for how airheaded
and insensitive my family can be.
**[09:43] Nasa**
It's okay.
**[09:45] Aya**
*My first love ended before I even knew it.*
**[09:49] Aya**
*I first noticed him when I was ten years old.*
**[09:52] Aya**
* He was able to solve a difficult question*
* that no one else in class could with ease.*
**[09:57] Aya**
*I thought he seemed really smart at the time.*
**[10:02] Aya**
*And—*
**[10:02] Mom**
Okay, then!
**[10:03] Mom**
No more flashbacks.
**[10:05] Mom**
The bottom line is that Aya-chan's
had her heart broken!
***SIGN*** Heartbreak
**[10:09] Mom**
Now, go cut your hair or enroll in school
overseas to get over it real quick!
**[10:16] Mom**
And make sure to pay for it yourself.
**[10:19] Aya**
What a brush-off! You're totally
brushing off my broken heart!
**[10:22] Aya**
I can't recover from hurt like this that fast!
**[10:24] Mom**
Well, my husband cheated on me and
then ran off with a younger woman!
**[10:29] Mom**
And you wanna complain just because
your first love wasn't reciprocated?!
**[10:31] Aya**
Can you not compare my situation
to your heavy-duty trauma?!
**[10:34] Aya**
It's just gonna make my sadness
sound light as a feather!
***SIGN*** Grargh
**[10:38] Kaname**
I'm just... so sorry, Senpai,
**[10:41] Kaname**
that my family's a bunch of goons.
**[10:43] Nasa**
No, I should apologize.
**[10:45] Nasa**
Because I... well... never noticed.
**[10:50] Kaname**
You don't have to look so
torn up over it, Senpai.
**[10:53] Kaname**
It's wrong to expect someone to understand
how you feel without telling them.
**[10:58] Kaname**
She didn't have the guts to try and
change the future, so she lost.
**[11:02] Kaname**
That's all there is to it.
**[11:05] Kaname**
Isn't that right, Aya-nee?!
**[11:08] Aya**
* That's right. This is all*
* because I wasn't brave enough.*
**[11:14] Aya**
*Do I just let it end in tears?*
**[11:16] Aya**
*No, I can't.*
**[11:17] ---**
*If I just dwell in sorrow,*
**[11:20] ---**
* that'll really mean my first*
* romance amounted to nothing.*
**[11:24] Aya**
*That's right, Aya!*
**[11:25] ---**
* It's when you lose that you*
* need to hold your head high!*
**[11:28] Aya**
Nasa-kun...
**[11:33] Aya**
Congratulations on your wedding.
**[11:37] Aya**
Hold on to your wife, okay?
**[11:42] Nasa**
Thanks.
**[11:44] Aya**
Kaname-chan, I've made a decision.
**[11:47] Aya**
I'm going to work up the courage I need...
**[11:50] Aya**
to make my debut as the beautiful
**[11:52] Aya**
game-streaming YouTuber, Aya-Pi!
***SIGN*** Please subscribe
***SIGN*** to Aya-Pi's channel ♥
***SIGN*** Live
***SIGN*** Gameplay with commentary!
**[11:55] Kaname**
I-I dunno about that.
**[11:57] Aya**
Why not?!
**[12:00] Aya**
And thus, my first love came to an end.
***SIGN*** — Several Days Later —
**[12:05] Tsukasa**
Darling,
**[12:06] Tsukasa**
we've got a bit of dirty laundry
that I'd like to take care of.
**[12:10] Nasa**
I can go take care of it
at the laundromat, then.
**[12:14] Tsukasa**
No... I'd rather you didn't.
**[12:18] Nasa**
Are you worried about the the money?
**[12:21] Tsukasa**
No, it's not that.
**[12:23] Nasa**
Oh, is it something about
laundry being the woman's job?
**[12:28] Nasa**
Don't worry, that kind of
old-fashioned thinking isn't—
**[12:30] Tsukasa**
It's not that, either.
**[12:32] Nasa**
Then why?
**[12:36] Tsukasa**
It's.... embarrassing to
let you see my underwear.
**[12:41] Nasa**
I-I see... Yeah, that'd be
embarrassing for me, too.
**[12:46] Tsukasa**
Right?
**[12:47] Nasa**
* It's true. You wouldn't want people*
* looking at your underwear.*
**[12:49] Nasa**
*Underwear...*
**[12:51] Nasa**
*Even if I'd like to see my wife's!*
**[12:55] Nasa**
I-In that case, we could each wash our own—
**[12:58] Tsukasa**
That's no good, either.
**[12:59] Tsukasa**
I know I'm the one who brought it up,
but that's too much extra effort.
**[13:02] Tsukasa**
I think I should probably just
wash your laundry, too.
**[13:07] Nasa**
O-Okay, then.
**[13:08] Nasa**
I guess we do have a fair amount built up.
**[13:10] Tsukasa**
Well, we still haven't washed
our clothes from the trip.
**[13:14] Kaname**
Hey, Tsukasa-san, got a minute?
**[13:17] Tsukasa**
Yes?
**[13:17] Kaname**
Mom says she needs your help with something.
**[13:22] Tsukasa**
Oh, okay.
**[13:23] Tsukasa**
I'll be right back, Nasa-kun.
**[13:26] Nasa**
O-Okay.
**[13:35] Nasa**
*My wife wore these clothes.*
**[13:38] Nasa**
*W-Would she get mad if I touched them?*
**[13:41] Nasa**
*I mean, it's not underwear.*
**[13:43] Nasa**
* And even if it was, she did just*
* leave it out in the open.*
**[13:49] Nasa**
Oh, y'know, if she's
going to the laundromat,
**[13:52] ---**
I should probably go and
put these in some bags.
**[13:55] Nasa**
I-I guess I have to! It'll save time!
**[13:59] Nasa**
Boy, I sure am a considerate husband!
**[14:07] Kaname**
Wow, I guess you're a man after all, Senpai.
**[14:11] Nasa**
K-Kaname-chan?! When did you come in?!
**[14:13] Kaname**
Around the point you started
that farce of a monologue!
**[14:17] Nasa**
Wait, I thought you went with Tsukasa-chan!
**[14:20] Kaname**
I got the feeling I was missing
a show, so I came back!
**[14:24] Nasa**
Y-Your instincts are scary sharp.
**[14:26] Kaname**
I gotta say, it's a relief to see that
**[14:29] ---**
you actually do have the guts
to make a move sometimes.
**[14:32] Kaname**
Can't wait to see what happens tonight!
**[14:37] Nasa**
*Now I definitely can't make any moves!*
**[14:41] Nasa**
A net?
**[14:42] Tsukasa**
Yeah. Women's underwear
can be pretty delicate.
**[14:46] Tsukasa**
So you put them in a net before washing them.
**[14:48] Nasa**
I see.
**[14:49] Tsukasa**
You can't tell it's underwear
when it's in there, right?
**[14:52] Nasa**
* Living with a girl is teaching*
* me a lot I didn't know.*
**[14:58] Nasa**
Here we are. This is the the
laundromat the Arisugawas run.
**[15:02] Tsukasa**
I didn't know they ran a place like this, too.
**[15:04] Nasa**
Laundromats offer a pretty good return
on relatively low cost, after all.
**[15:08] Nasa**
Let's load up the clothes.
**[15:10] Tsukasa**
Right.
**[15:13] Nasa**
It's kind of strange to see our
clothes being washed together, huh?
**[15:19] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[15:21] Nasa**
It's kind of rare to see you in a
track suit like this, Tsukasa-chan.
**[15:26] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[15:28] Tsukasa**
Just... don't look too close. It's embarrassing.
**[15:32] Nasa**
Why?
**[15:34] Tsukasa**
Well... since I lost a few in the fire,
**[15:39] Tsukasa**
the underwear that's being washed
right now is... everything.
**[15:44] Nasa**
What?! You're not wearing any underwear?!
**[15:47] Tsukasa**
Hey! Don't shout it like that!
**[15:50] Nasa**
Th-Then... there's nothing
on under that track suit?
**[15:54] Tsukasa**
Th-That's right.
**[15:57] Tsukasa**
So... don't look too closely.
**[16:00] Nasa**
*Crap! My wife is being super cute!*
**[16:03] Nasa**
*I want to hug her and kiss her right now!*
**[16:06] Nasa**
* But it feels like Kaname-chan*
* will show up if I do...*
**[16:09] Nasa**
*But she's so cute!*
**[16:11] ---**
* I want to hug my braless,*
* pantyless wife so much!*
**[16:15] Nasa**
*But still...*
**[16:16] Nasa**
*In that case, let's compromise!*
**[16:20] Tsukasa**
Wait, why'd you take a picture?!
**[16:23] Nasa**
Well... it felt like kind of a waste.
**[16:26] Tsukasa**
A waste of what, exactly?!
**[16:27] Nasa**
It's like... I managed to pull an
Ultra-Rare variant of my wife.
**[16:32] Nasa**
Excuse me?!
**[16:35] Kaname**
I think you should probably go
buy some clothes for your wife!
**[16:39] Nasa**
Why?
**[16:40] Kaname**
What do you mean, why?
**[16:42] ---**
Most of her clothes went
up in the fire, remember?
**[16:45] (Flashback) Kaname**
The underwear that's being washed
right now is... everything.
**[16:51] Nasa**
B-But we did the laundry,
**[16:53] ---**
so it should be fine for a while, right?
**[16:55] Kaname**
Stupid!
**[16:57] Kaname**
A girl can't maintain her girliness
without buying some new clothes.
**[17:01] Kaname**
Cute girls only stay cute through
their diligent efforts to do so!
**[17:07] Kaname**
Understand?! The moment you stop
supporting her efforts to be cute,
**[17:11] Kaname**
she stops being your cute wife
and becomes your friendly roommate!
**[17:16] Kaname**
You okay with that, Senpai?!
**[17:22] Tsukasa**
Clothes shopping?
**[17:24] Tsukasa**
I guess you do always wear
the same sweatshirt.
**[17:28] Nasa**
Not for me!
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
For me?
**[17:31] Nasa**
Right. You lost stuff in the fire, right?
**[17:34] Tsukasa**
Now that you mention it,
**[17:35] ---**
the summer clothes and pajamas
I left behind are all gone now.
**[17:39] Tsukasa**
But are you sure?
**[17:40] ---**
Women's clothes can be kind of expensive.
**[17:43] Nasa**
I-It'll be perfectly fine!
**[17:45] Nasa**
* Plus, I want to see my wife look cute*
* in a bunch of different outfits!*
**[17:49] Tsukasa**
I'm curious, darling. Where do
you normally buy your clothes?
**[17:54] Nasa**
The clothes section of a department store.
**[17:57] Tsukasa**
Okay, let's go to Harajuku, then.
**[18:06] Nasa**
So many clothes...
**[18:08] Tsukasa**
That's Harajuku for you.
**[18:10] Tsukasa**
I'll try on a few outfits.
Tell me what you think.
**[18:14] Nasa**
S-Sure!
**[18:21] Tsukasa**
Wh-What do you think?
**[18:23] Nasa**
*My wife looks good in anything!*
**[18:26] Tsukasa**
Well, does it suit me?
**[18:28] Nasa**
It does! You're really cute!
**[18:30] Tsukasa**
Thanks.
**[18:33] Nasa**
It's cute... really cute, but...
**[18:36] Nasa**
I-I think... it might be a little... revealing.
**[18:41] Nasa**
I know clothes for summer are like that,
**[18:43] ---**
but the idea of another guy seeing
so much of you is... kinda...
**[18:48] Tsukasa**
You're more possessive
than I thought, Nasa-kun.
**[18:52] Tsukasa**
Then can you pick some out for me?
**[18:54] ---**
Huh?
**[18:55] Tsukasa**
Some clothes you think would look cute on me.
**[19:00] Nasa**
Got it! I'll go pick some out!
**[19:15] Tsukasa**
You've got surprisingly girly taste, darling.
**[19:18] Nasa**
Y-You look really cute, though!
**[19:21] Tsukasa**
Oh, I know we came for clothes, but...
**[19:26] Tsukasa**
I want to get some underwear, too.
Is that okay?
**[19:32] Nasa**
U-Um... are men allowed in this section?
**[19:37] Tsukasa**
Well, I would think so.
**[19:38] Nasa**
B-But...
**[19:43] Nasa**
* It feels like I could get*
* arrested just for standing here.*
**[19:45] Tsukasa**
Don't worry so much.
**[19:47] Tsukasa**
You won't look suspicious as
long as you're holding my hand.
**[19:50] Tsukasa**
Come on!
**[19:53] Nasa**
Thanks...
**[19:54] Nasa**
There really is a huge selection
of women's underwear, though.
**[19:57] Tsukasa**
I guess you're right.
**[19:59] Nasa**
* Tsukasa-chan is going to be wearing*
* whatever she chooses, right?*
**[20:05] Nasa**
*I wonder what it's gonna be...*
**[20:11] Tsukasa**
On second thought, I should
pick them out myself.
**[20:14] Nasa**
*I've been cut loose!*
**[20:15] Nasa**
Wait! If you leave me alone,
I'm gonna get arrested!
**[20:19] Tsukasa**
It's fine.
**[20:20] ---**
Just don't look suspicious...
**[20:21] Tsukasa**
*Well, that's super suspicious-looking.*
**[20:24] Tsukasa**
Okay, sit here.
**[20:26] Tsukasa**
Just make a face that screams,
"I'm tagging along with my wife,"
**[20:30] ---**
and you'll be fine.
**[20:31] Nasa**
I-I will?
**[20:33] Tsukasa**
Just give me a second, okay?
**[20:35] ---**
Okay.
**[20:39] Nasa**
* I wonder... how much does*
* women's underwear cost, anyway?*
***SIGN*** 5 Digits
**[20:46] Nasa**
*Th-That much?!*
**[20:48] Nasa**
* No wonder they put them in*
* nets to wash them carefully.*
***SIGN*** Bra
***SIGN*** Panty
***SIGN*** Total
***SIGN*** Credit
***SIGN*** Change
**[20:51] Nasa**
They're not *all* super expensive, I guess...
**[20:55] Nasa**
But are you sure you want such cheap ones?
**[20:57] Tsukasa**
Of course. They're ultimately
disposable, after all.
**[21:00] Tsukasa**
I appreciate this.
**[21:02] ---**
I managed to get lots of cute
underwear, thanks to you.
**[21:05] Nasa**
That's great.
**[21:07] Tsukasa**
And you didn't even get arrested.
**[21:11] Nasa**
*But we're married...*
**[21:14] ---**
* So will I get to see my wife*
* in her underwear someday?*
**[21:19] Nasa**
H-Hey...
**[21:22] Tsukasa**
What's wrong, darling?
**[21:24] Nasa**
Well... i-if I asked to see... then...
**[21:30] Nasa**
would you show me what you look
like in your cute underwear?
**[21:38] Tsukasa**
I guess... as much as you want.
**[21:43] Tsukasa**
N-Now, let's go get some clothes for you!
**[21:46] Nasa**
Y-Yeah! Let's get me some clothes!
**[21:48] Tsukasa**
R-R-Right! S-Stylish ones! Right?!
**[21:51] Nasa**
Yeah s-s-s-stylish style!
**[21:54] Nasa**
* We were both so embarrassed,*
* we dropped the subject immediately.*
**[21:55] Tsukasa**
I wonder what you'll look good in!
**[21:58] Nasa**
I wonder...
**[21:59] Nasa**
Stylish ones!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you want to take
a detour on the way home today?
**[23:33] Tsukasa**
Your voice is trembling, darling.
**[23:36] Tsukasa**
And you're sweating an awful lot.
**[23:38] Nasa**
I-I dunno about that!
**[23:41] Tsukasa**
I wonder what you've got up your sleeve.
# E10 - The Way Home
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6Q9GGX26/the-way-home)
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**[00:11] Nasa**
*When she showed me to this unit...*
**[00:13] (Flashback) Kaname**
This building used to be where my
stupid dad did all his nerd crap.
**[00:18] (Flashback) Kaname**
There are all kinds of things
he had in storage,
**[00:21] (Flashback) ---**
so feel free to use anything you need.
**[00:24] Nasa**
*And as grateful as I am for that,*
**[00:30] Nasa**
*once it's all out in the open...*
**[00:33] Nasa**
* It makes the room look*
* really old-fashioned.*
**[00:40] Nasa**
C-Can I help with anything?
**[00:42] Tsukasa**
Well, if you want to help...
**[00:45] Tsukasa**
Can you get really good and hungry?
**[00:48] Nasa**
S-Sure!
***SIGN*** Rumble
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** The Way Home
**[02:25] Nasa**
Wow! Tonkatsu!
**[02:27] Nasa**
I didn't know people made this at home.
**[02:29] Tsukasa**
It's a fair bit of work, but yeah.
**[02:32] (Flashback) Kanoko**
You don't fry it, you buy it!
**[02:34] (Flashback) Kanoko**
That's the Yuzaki family motto!
**[02:36] Nasa**
That's what my mom always said,
so the idea never occurred to me.
**[02:39] Tsukasa**
I'm not sure I want to
inherit that family motto.
**[02:41] Nasa**
Oh, well! Time to eat!
**[02:44] Nasa**
Huh? I didn't see a rice
cooker in this place.
**[02:48] Nasa**
How'd you make the rice?
**[02:50] Tsukasa**
What do you mean?
**[02:51] ---**
There was a ceramic pot, so I used that.
**[02:53] Nasa**
Huh? You can cook rice in a pot?!
**[02:56] Tsukasa**
The human race was doing it that
way for hundreds of years, y'know.
**[03:00] Tsukasa**
Come on, eat up before it gets cold.
**[03:03] Nasa**
R-Right. I will.
**[03:08] Nasa**
So good! What is this?! The pork is juicy!
**[03:12] Tsukasa**
I'm glad!
**[03:13] Nasa**
Is this some special kind of pork?
**[03:16] Tsukasa**
Nope. It was on sale at the supermarket.
**[03:19] Tsukasa**
If you start at a lower temperature,
**[03:20] ---**
then re-fry it at a high temperature,
**[03:22] Tsukasa**
the outside becomes nice and crispy
while the inside stays juicy.
**[03:27] Nasa**
It honestly tastes so good
that I could eat it every day!
**[03:30] Tsukasa**
Every day might be overdoing it,
but let me know when you want it again.
**[03:34] Tsukasa**
Listen up, darling.
**[03:36] Tsukasa**
The thing about tonkatsu...
**[03:38] ---**
is that the people who are able
to eat it whenever they want
**[03:39] ---**
Tonkatsu King
**[03:41] ---**
are the best kind of people.
**[03:42] Nasa**
*I don't know what that's all about,*
**[03:44] ---**
*but she sounds very passionate about tonkatsu.*
**[03:47] Nasa**
The sauce is pretty great, too.
**[03:50] Tsukasa**
Oh, I also made that.
**[03:52] Nasa**
Th-The sauce, too?!
**[03:54] Tsukasa**
I want to cook you all kinds of things...
**[03:57] Tsukasa**
so your tongue will be for my personal use.
**[04:04] Tsukasa**
Now, come on, eat up while it's still hot!
**[04:07] Nasa**
R-Right!
**[04:09] Nasa**
*Sh-She's right.*
**[04:11] ---**
* I'm going to eat more of her cooking for*
* the rest of my life than anything else!*
**[04:17] Nasa**
*My wife's home cooking...*
**[04:21] Nasa**
Thanks for the food!
**[04:22] Tsukasa**
I'm glad you liked it.
**[04:25] Nasa**
Let me help you!
**[04:27] Tsukasa**
Don't worry about it.
**[04:29] Tsukasa**
Why don't you watch some TV, darling?
**[04:32] Nasa**
I guess I will, then.
**[04:36] Nasa**
Huh? There's no picture.
**[04:39] Nasa**
Wait, there it is. I guess
that's how CRT TVs work.
**[04:44] Kaname**
Senpai!
**[04:46] Nasa**
Kaname-chan? What's up?
**[04:48] Kaname**
We got one of these from a guest,
**[04:51] ---**
and I was wondering if
you two wanted in on it.
**[04:53] Nasa**
Wow, muskmelon! Thanks!
**[04:55] Tsukasa**
It looks so good!
**[04:57] Kaname**
I'd better get going, then.
**[04:58] Nasa**
Already?
**[05:00] Kaname**
I'd hate to get in your way, y'know.
**[05:02] Kaname**
Feel free to enjoy yourselves all night long!
**[05:04] Kaname**
Don't worry, I don't think the sound
carries all the way to the house.
**[05:08] Nasa**
Uh, K-Kaname-chan?!
**[05:11] Kaname**
Goodnight!
**[05:14] Nasa**
I wonder what she was going on about...
**[05:18] Tsukasa**
S-Since she left it for us,
**[05:20] ---**
maybe we should go ahead and cut the melon?
**[05:22] Nasa**
G-Good idea!
**[05:26] Nasa**
These melons are kind of...
majestic-looking, aren't they?
**[05:29] Tsukasa**
Agreed.
**[05:30] Nasa**
Let's go ahead...
**[05:36] Nasa**
So sweet!
**[05:38] Tsukasa**
So good!
**[05:40] Nasa**
I'm really impressed!
**[05:42] ---**
I didn't know melon was so good.
**[05:44] Tsukasa**
Seriously.
**[05:45] Nasa**
To give us such a tasty melon...
**[05:47] ---**
Kaname-chan and the guest
who left it are both really nice.
**[05:50] Tsukasa**
We'll have to do something nice for her.
**[05:53] Nasa**
Being able to just kick back and eat
melon with you like this is great.
**[05:56] Tsukasa**
I think so, too.
**[05:59] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[06:01] Nasa**
Say "ahh."
**[06:04] Tsukasa**
U-Um, I don't know about
doing that sort of thing...
***SIGN*** Blush
***SIGN*** Blush
**[06:09] Nasa**
*She's embarrassed! That's so cute!*
***SIGN*** Blush
***SIGN*** Blush
**[06:12] Nasa**
But remember how you fed me the
lime udon back at the service area?
**[06:15] Tsukasa**
That was just because I wanted you to taste it.
**[06:19] Nasa**
But it's just the two of us right now...
**[06:22] Nasa**
And there are all kinds of
embarrassing things I want to try!
**[06:32] Tsukasa**
Ahh...
**[06:42] Nasa**
I-Is it good?
**[06:45] Tsukasa**
It was very good.
**[06:49] ---**
What?
**[06:50] Nasa**
A new place for us to move into?
**[06:52] Nasa**
Okay. Okay.
**[06:55] Nasa**
Understood!
**[06:56] Kaname**
Who was that?
**[06:58] Nasa**
My former landlord.
**[07:00] Nasa**
He asked if I was interested in moving
into the new place he's having built.
**[07:03] Kaname**
Aw, you're moving out already?
**[07:06] Nasa**
No, it's not decided yet.
**[07:09] Nasa**
But we can't impose on
your family indefinitely.
**[07:13] Kaname**
Yeah, living here probably
makes it hard to get it on.
**[07:16] Nasa**
Were you even listening to me?!
**[07:18] Kaname**
But maybe thought of me watching
would add a little extra spice to it!
**[07:24] Nasa**
I-I-I'm not into that!
**[07:27] ---**
Huh?
**[07:28] Tsukasa**
A new apartment?
**[07:30] Nasa**
Well, it turns out
**[07:31] ---**
a new apartment building is going to go
up on the lot where ours burned down.
**[07:35] Nasa**
And he offered to let us move in without
any security deposit or initial fee,
**[07:39] Nasa**
along with keeping the
same rent I had before!
**[07:42] Tsukasa**
That's quite a deal.
**[07:44] Nasa**
There's supposed to be a model room, too.
**[07:46] ---**
Do you want to check it out today?
**[07:48] Tsukasa**
Sure.
**[07:53] Tsukasa**
The model room for our new
apartment... is in this place?
**[07:56] Tsukasa**
And he said you'd be paying the same rent?
**[07:58] Nasa**
Yeah. 48,000 yen a month.
**[08:01] Tsukasa**
Is your landlord an oil baron or something?
**[08:03] Nasa**
I'm pretty sure the key and the map
I was given say this is the place.
***SIGN*** Directions
***SIGN*** Here
**[08:07] Tsukasa**
Someone probably made a mistake somewhere.
**[08:10] Nasa**
Well, since we're here, let's check it out.
**[08:13] Nasa**
I mean, when else are we going to get a
chance to go into such a fancy building?
**[08:17] Tsukasa**
I see. Pretending to be
celebrities, then, darling?
**[08:21] Tsukasa**
We shan't wait another moment, in that case!
**[08:23] ---**
Huh?!
**[08:24] Nasa**
"Shan't"?!
**[08:28] Tsukasa**
Look at how exquisite it is, darling!
**[08:30] ---**
The mark of any celebrity's apartment
building: a decorated hallway!
**[08:33] Nasa**
Wow...
**[08:34] Nasa**
And the doors are huge, too.
**[08:37] Tsukasa**
They definitely make an impression.
**[08:39] Tsukasa**
I bet over half the people
who live here are YouTubers!
**[08:42] Tsukasa**
I saw a video that said they have the best
hourly pay of any occupation in Japan!
**[08:45] Nasa**
I'm not sure how accurate that is.
**[08:53] Nasa**
I had no idea the view from a high-rise
apartment was so incredible.
**[08:56] Tsukasa**
The ceiling is really high, too.
**[08:58] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:00] Tsukasa**
Look, darling! You can look
outside from the bath!
**[09:04] Nasa**
You're right. I guess this is what
they call a bath with a view.
**[09:11] Tsukasa**
I can definitely see how this would
make someone feel like a winner.
**[09:14] Nasa**
T-True enough.
**[09:16] Tsukasa**
That said, I think I like the idea of a place
with a bath, even if it doesn't have a view.
**[09:21] Nasa**
* That's right, the next place we*
* move to should have a bath.*
**[09:26] Nasa**
*Will that mean it's finally shared bathtime?!*
**[09:28] Nasa**
* Just a month a half! A month and a half*
* from now, my wife and I will—*
**[09:33] Tsukasa**
You want to try getting in, darling?
**[09:35] Nasa**
Th-That's all right! I'm saving it for later!
**[09:39] Tsukasa**
It's huge!
**[09:41] Nasa**
I think that's a queen-size bed.
**[09:43] Nasa**
I guess you can get one like this
when you have so much space.
**[09:46] Tsukasa**
I guess so.
**[09:48] Nasa**
H-Hey, when we move into our new place...
**[09:52] Nasa**
Would you like to sleep in the same bed?
**[09:56] Tsukasa**
Uh, well...
**[10:00] Tsukasa**
I think...
**[10:02] Tsukasa**
I'd like that, too.
***SIGN***
From: Kijima (Landlord)
Subject: re: About the model room
To: (me)
Yuzaki Nasa-sama,
It's Kijima the landlord again. I apologize
for sending so many emails.
I wanted to let you know that there was
an error in the information I sent you about
the model room. I'm so sorry for the trouble.
I've attached the correct information.
Please refer to the file.
I apologize again for the mistake.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Kijima
**[10:11] Nasa**
Looks like that was the
wrong model room, after all.
**[10:14] Tsukasa**
That makes sense.
**[10:16] Tsukasa**
Still, I enjoyed having a look around.
**[10:19] Nasa**
I did, too.
**[10:21] Nasa**
I'll work hard so that we can live
in a place like that someday.
**[10:24] Tsukasa**
That sounds promising.
**[10:26] Tsukasa**
But...
**[10:28] Tsukasa**
If I'm being honest, I think I would
like any kind of place we lived in.
**[10:32] Tsukasa**
A big home would be something
I could take pride in,
**[10:36] Tsukasa**
and a small one would let me
feel your warmth up close.
**[10:39] Tsukasa**
In an older place, we could experience
all the little quirks together,
**[10:42] Tsukasa**
and in newer one, we'd be leaving traces
of our life together over time.
**[10:45] Tsukasa**
No matter where we live,
**[10:47] ---**
I'm sure there'll be some problems,
and some things we'll like about it.
**[10:51] Tsukasa**
Home is what you make of it, after all.
**[10:54] Tsukasa**
But I think that's why it doesn't
really matter that much...
**[10:57] Tsukasa**
Because wherever you are
is the place that I belong.
**[11:03] Nasa**
*It's not just you.*
**[11:05] Tsukasa**
Now, let's hit up the convenience
store on our way home!
**[11:05] Nasa**
*I'm pretty sure that's the case for me, too!*
**[11:19] Kaname**
*My name is Arisugawa Kaname.*
**[11:21] Kaname**
* I'm 15 years old, in my first year of*
* high school, and I work at a bathhouse.*
**[11:26] Kaname**
*My mornings start early.*
**[11:28] I'm up at 5**
*I'm up at 5:30 to get the place ready to open.*
**[11:31] I'm up at 5**
*And I do it every day!*
**[11:34] I'm up at 5**
* But because I've got my act together,*
* it's never a problem!*
**[11:38] I'm up at 5**
*I am so amazing! A real go-getter!*
**[11:41] I'm up at 5**
* But balancing things out with school*
* does have its difficulties.*
**[11:47] Tsukasa**
Need some help?
**[11:48] Kaname**
Oh, Tsukasa-san.
**[11:51] Tsukasa**
Would you like me to help?
**[11:53] Kaname**
No, that's okay!
**[11:55] ---**
A young lady shouldn't be cleaning up a
bathhouse first thing in the morning!
**[11:59] Tsukasa**
You're... younger than I am, though.
**[12:01] Kaname**
*Stare...*
**[12:03] Kaname**
*This is Yuzaki Tsukasa-san,*
**[12:05] ---**
* the wife of the person*
* I respect more than anyone else.*
**[12:09] Kaname**
* Some stuff happened, and right*
* now they're living with us.*
**[12:12] Kaname**
* But to be honest, I don't really*
* know what she's like yet.*
**[12:16] Tsukasa**
Do you always clean up by
yourself every morning?
**[12:18] Kaname**
Uh, yeah, I guess.
**[12:21] Kaname**
While I'm at school, my mom runs things.
**[12:24] Tsukasa**
I see. You're a really hard worker.
**[12:28] Tsukasa**
I think I misspoke when
I asked if you wanted my help.
**[12:33] Tsukasa**
I hate the idea of just imposing on
you without giving anything back.
**[12:37] Tsukasa**
I'm not Nasa-kun. I haven't
known your family for very long.
**[12:42] Tsukasa**
So I'd really appreciate it
if you'd let me help you out.
**[12:47] Kaname**
*I might not know much about her yet...*
**[12:49] Kaname**
*but that smile is practically cheating.*
**[12:52] Kaname**
Okay, then! You can help
me clean the place up.
**[12:56] Tsukasa**
Thank you.
**[13:00] Kaname**
Y'know, calling you Tsukasa-san feels kind
of formal, now that I think about it.
**[13:04] Kaname**
So...
**[13:06] Kaname**
Can I call you Tsukassan instead?
***SIGN*** Tsukassan
**[13:12] Tsukasa**
I'd like that!
**[13:13] Tsukasa**
What should I call you, then?
**[13:15] Tsukasa**
Kana-san?
**[13:16] Kaname**
Y-You can just call me Kaname!
**[13:21] Tsukasa**
I'd be glad to, Kaname.
**[13:23] Kaname**
In that case, Tsukassan,
let's start cleaning up.
**[13:26] Kaname**
You'll want to hit any spots
that this robot can't reach.
**[13:30] Tsukasa**
A robot?
**[13:31] Tsukasa**
Wow, I didn't know they sold these.
**[13:33] Kaname**
They actually don't.
**[13:35] Kaname**
Senpai took a store-bought
cleaning unit and customized it.
**[13:39] Kaname**
He also set up an automated
bucket-cleaner for us.
**[13:44] Kaname**
According to him...
**[13:46] Both**
"The key is innovating!"
**[13:48] (Flashback) Nasa**
You need to design revolutionary
ideas that redefine the system!
**[13:52] Kaname**
And he went on to come up with all
kinds of innovations for the bathhouse.
**[13:57] Kaname**
I personally think he might be the reincarnation
of a certain armor-clad businessman.
**[14:02] Kaname**
That said, there are plenty of spots the robot
can't get to, like the walls and the drains.
**[14:07] Kaname**
I'll handle the women's bath.
**[14:09] Kaname**
If you could handle the
men's bath, Tsukassan.
**[14:11] Tsukasa**
Roger.
**[14:15] Kaname**
* Now, let's see what one of these modern*
* girls knows about cleaning a bath!*
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
***SIGN*** Mother-in-Law
**[14:26] Kaname**
Have you done this before?
**[14:28] Tsukasa**
Not exactly.
**[14:29] Tsukasa**
But I have to say, I'm impressed.
**[14:31] Tsukasa**
Even with the robot,
**[14:33] ---**
cleaning every corner takes a ton of work,
**[14:35] Tsukasa**
and some spots are so soiled that
many would hesitate to clean them.
**[14:38] Tsukasa**
This is no easy job.
**[14:40] ---**
You really deserve respect
for doing this every day.
**[14:43] Tsukasa**
You're honestly amazing.
**[14:46] Kaname**
* I think I'm starting to understand*
* why Senpai likes her.*
**[14:53] Tsukasa**
You actually use firewood
in this day and age?
**[14:55] Kaname**
It can use oil too, but this is cheaper.
**[14:59] Kaname**
And thanks to Senpai upgrading all
the piping to modern standards,
**[15:03] ---**
the heat retention is really good.
**[15:05] Tsukasa**
He did that, too?
**[15:07] Kaname**
This bathhouse is full of
systems he's responsible for.
**[15:10] Kaname**
It's thanks to him that our family
business was able to recover.
**[15:15] Kaname**
Come to think of it,
I should've said this sooner...
**[15:20] Kaname**
I'm really grateful to you
for saving Senpai's life.
**[15:26] Kaname**
If you hadn't risked your life to save him...
**[15:28] ---**
The thought of Senpai being gone...
**[15:32] Kaname**
I can never thank you enough, really.
**[15:36] Tsukasa**
I'm glad I was able to save him, too.
**[15:40] Tsukasa**
That truck was coming up so fast...
**[15:46] Tsukasa**
I wondered if he was trying to kill himself.
**[15:49] Tsukasa**
And I ended up moving before I could think.
**[15:52] Kaname**
And you weren't hurt, Tsukassan?
**[15:54] Tsukasa**
Of course I was!
**[15:55] ---**
My head was split open,
and I had broken bones.
**[15:59] Tsukasa**
But I'm still glad I was able to save him...
**[16:02] Tsukasa**
To save the person I would come
to love more than anything else.
**[16:08] Kaname**
Senpai's a lucky guy!
**[16:10] Tsukasa**
I completely agree.
**[16:17] Kaname**
All right, Tsukassan, I'm heading out!
**[16:20] Tsukasa**
Have a safe trip!
**[16:21] Kaname**
See you later!
**[16:25] Nasa**
Good morning, Tsukasa-chan.
**[16:27] Tsukasa**
Good morning, darling.
**[16:29] Nasa**
When did you and Kaname-chan
become such good friends?
**[16:32] Tsukasa**
It's only natural we would.
**[16:34] ---**
Huh?
**[16:35] Tsukasa**
Because we both care about the same person.
**[16:38] ---**
Wha?
**[16:40] Tsukasa**
Come on, let's have breakfast.
**[16:44] Aya**
*Th-This is bad!*
**[16:46] Aya**
* My position as big sister*
* is being reduced to nothing!*
**[16:49] Aya**
*I don't factor into daily life!*
**[16:50] Aya**
* I'm not even going to have*
* a route in the main game.*
**[16:52] Aya**
*I'll be stuck in a spin-off!*
**[16:55] Tsukasa**
What do you like, Nasa-kun?
**[17:00] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan!
**[17:01] Tsukasa**
Not what I meant...
**[17:03] Tsukasa**
I mean what you like to eat!
Your favorite food.
**[17:06] Nasa**
Oh, food.
**[17:08] Tsukasa**
And not your all-purpose-hotpot from before.
**[17:12] Nasa**
In that case, I ran a behavior analysis once.
**[17:15] Tsukasa**
Behavior analysis?
**[17:16] Nasa**
I altered independent variables to track
**[17:18] ---**
how much the dependent variables would vary,
**[17:21] ---**
to check things out mathematically.
**[17:23] Tsukasa**
This is sounding really complicated,
considering how simple the question was.
**[17:27] Nasa**
And the conclusion I came to...
**[17:28] Nasa**
was curry!
**[17:30] Tsukasa**
That's a pretty straightforward conclusion.
**[17:32] Nasa**
Yep!
**[17:33] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[17:34] Tsukasa**
But in that case, we don't
have the ingredients...
**[17:38] Nasa**
Is this about tomorrow's dinner?
**[17:40] Tsukasa**
Yeah. But we don't have any curry powder,
**[17:43] ---**
so I'm thinking about going to get some.
**[17:44] Nasa**
I'll go with you, then.
**[17:46] Tsukasa**
Why? I'm just running to the supermarket.
**[17:49] Nasa**
It'll make a nice evening stroll!
**[17:51] Nasa**
Together.
**[17:55] Mom**
Hey, where are you two going?
**[17:57] Tsukasa**
Out for an evening stroll.
**[17:59] Nasa**
To buy some curry powder.
**[18:00] Mom**
Oh, I see.
**[18:03] Mom**
Nasa-kun, come here.
**[18:06] Nasa**
What is it?
**[18:08] Mom**
Since you're going out, you might want to
take the route that goes by Otogi Park.
**[18:11] Nasa**
But why?
**[18:12] Mom**
There's no one over there at this hour,
**[18:14] Mom**
so it's the perfect spot
to do all kinds of things!
**[18:17] Nasa**
All kinds of things?!
**[18:18] Nasa**
B-But I wasn't planing on doing anything!
**[18:22] Mom**
Oh, you! You're married,
so what's the problem?
**[18:24] Mom**
It's important for married couples
to spice things up sometimes!
**[18:27] Nasa**
I-I-I don't think we need extra spice yet!
**[18:30] Nasa**
* Good grief! Now I think I see how*
* Kaname-chan ended up the way she is.*
**[18:34] Tsukasa**
What are you talking about?
**[18:36] Nasa**
Nothing! Just discussing the trade
troubles between America and China!
**[18:39] Tsukasa**
That's a pretty complex subject
to discuss before an errand.
**[18:42] Nasa**
C-Come on, Tsukasa-chan!
**[18:46] ---**
O-Okay...
**[18:47] Mom**
Be safe out there!
**[18:52] Tsukasa**
We managed to get the curry powder, but...
**[18:55] Nasa**
We worked up an appetite
while wandering around...
**[18:58] Tsukasa**
...and ended up bringing a snack back.
**[19:00] Nasa**
Well, things like this are part of
the fun of taking an evening stroll.
**[19:05] Nasa**
It's so warm!
**[19:07] Tsukasa**
And it's still cold at night,
so it helps you warm up.
**[19:13] Tsukasa**
An evening stroll can be a lot of fun.
**[19:15] Nasa**
I agree.
**[19:17] Nasa**
If we were a high school couple,
**[19:19] ---**
we'd have to worry about our
parents waiting at the door.
**[19:22] Tsukasa**
But we're married, so we don't.
**[19:25] Tsukasa**
Also, why exactly are we walking
where there are no other people?
**[19:29] (Flashback) Mom**
There's no one out over there at this hour,
**[19:31] (Flashback) Mom**
so it's the perfect spot
to do all kinds of things!
**[19:34] Nasa**
I-It's a total coincidence, I assure you!
**[19:37] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[19:38] Nasa**
It r-r-r-really is!
**[19:41] Tsukasa**
What exactly were you planning
to do with a girl like me
**[19:45] ---**
in a dark, deserted place like this?
**[19:47] Nasa**
K-Kiss you!
**[19:49] Nasa**
I was planning to kiss you.
**[19:52] Tsukasa**
I s-see...
**[19:55] Tsukasa**
That's a very manly assertion, darling.
**[19:57] Nasa**
Yes! I didn't want to lie!
**[19:59] Tsukasa**
I see. That's quite admirable.
**[20:02] Nasa**
That being the case...
**[20:02] Tsukasa**
Now, hang on a second!
**[20:04] Nasa**
Why?
**[20:05] Tsukasa**
W-Well...
**[20:07] Tsukasa**
That meat bun had a lot of garlic in it.
**[20:12] Nasa**
I don't care about the garlic!
**[20:14] ---**
We're married for one thing,
plus, I ate one, too!
**[20:16] Tsukasa**
Even so, I'm self-conscious about it!
**[20:19] Tsukasa**
So I think I'll have to
take a rain check for today.
**[20:24] Nasa**
I should've gotten us red bean buns.
**[20:27] Nasa**
Or maybe grilled sweet potatoes...
**[20:30] Tsukasa**
But...
**[20:31] Tsukasa**
It's so quiet.
**[20:34] Tsukasa**
Kind of like you and I are the
only ones in the whole wide world.
**[20:40] Nasa**
*She might not want a kiss, but...*
**[20:50] Nasa**
*Oh, shoot!*
**[20:52] ---**
* I just wanted to hug her gently, but I*
* ended up panicking and jumping onto her!*
**[20:56] Nasa**
*But... my wife... is shockingly soft!*
**[21:01] Nasa**
* Are all girls this soft?*
* Or is Tsukasa-chan special?!*
**[21:06] Tsukasa**
I-If you grab me from behind,
**[21:09] ---**
you'll scare me.
**[21:11] Nasa**
Sorry. I wanted to go more slowly, but...
**[21:16] Tsukasa**
Honestly...
**[21:19] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[21:21] Nasa**
How are you enjoying life,
being married to me?
**[21:25] Tsukasa**
How am I...? What brought on this question?
**[21:29] Nasa**
I just felt like asking.
**[21:34] Tsukasa**
I'm learning a lot of new things every day.
**[21:39] Tsukasa**
Sometimes it's funny,
and sometimes it's frustrating,
**[21:42] ---**
and there are moments like now
where I'm really excited...
**[21:46] Tsukasa**
It feels like I'm learning about all
kinds of emotions for the first time.
**[21:51] Tsukasa**
I think that I'm going to learn all kinds
of new feelings thanks to you, Nasa-kun.
**[21:59] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[22:04] Nasa**
Your body is so slender and hot.
**[22:09] Tsukasa**
It's hot right now because of you.
**[22:13] Nasa**
I've never felt like this before.
**[22:17] Tsukasa**
Neither have I.
**[22:21] Tsukasa**
* I'm going through so many*
* new firsts, thanks to you.*
**[22:25] Tsukasa**
* I think all these new beginnings*
* I'm experiencing are yours.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Aya**
All the cool, hip modern kids have
gaming parties with their friends!
**[23:34] Chitose**
So why exactly am I here?
**[23:36] Aya**
Incidentally, the winner will receive
a special favor from Nasa-kun!
**[23:40] Chitose**
Count me in!
**[23:41] Aya**
Yay! I just love a girl who knows
how to get with the program!
# E11 - Friends
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXM775P6/friends)
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**[00:11] Chitose**
The apartment's gone!
**[00:12] Char**
Wow, very sharp observation!
**[00:15] Chitose**
What is this?! Where'd Nee-sama go?!
**[00:18] Chitose**
Has her entire home gone missing this time?!
**[00:20] Aur**
I asked some of the locals, and they
said the whole place burned down.
**[00:24] Chitose**
A fire?!
**[00:25] Chitose**
I'm sure Nee-sama is fine,
but what about that Nasa guy?
**[00:28] Aur**
It seems to have happened while they
were in Nara, so he should be fine.
**[00:32] Nasa**
I-I see.
**[00:34] Aur**
"Chitose was relieved to
find out he was unharmed."
**[00:37] Aur**
"What she didn't realize was that these
were the first stirrings of love."
**[00:42] Chitose**
Don't frame my thoughts
with your faulty narration!
**[00:44] Aur**
Feisty as ever, I see!
**[00:47] Chitose**
Look, what we need to do is
find Nee-sama and find her now!
**[00:50] Chitose**
Honestly, what is it with her and disappearing?
**[00:54] Chitose**
She's right there!
**[00:56] Tsukasa**
Oh, it's Chitose.
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** Friends
**[02:28] Tsukasa**
O-Oh, it's Chitose.
**[02:30] Chitose**
What's the meaning of this, Nee-sama?!
**[02:33] Tsukasa**
Well...
**[02:34] Tsukasa**
We were out of detergent,
so I bought some more.
**[02:37] Chitose**
That is *not* what I meant!
**[02:39] Chitose**
Your house is gone!
**[02:41] Chitose**
That's what I was asking about!
**[02:44] Tsukasa**
Oh, that. It was really a huge shock.
**[02:47] Tsukasa**
Well, see ya.
**[02:49] Chitose**
Explain what happened!
**[02:50] Chitose**
And actually, where are you living
if your place burned down?!
**[02:55] Tsukasa**
Well, I mean...
**[02:58] Tsukasa**
Right here.
**[02:59] Chitose**
What?! Isn't this...
**[03:01] Chitose**
You're living in a park now?
**[03:03] Tsukasas**
I sure am. You'd be surprised
how cold it can get at night.
**[03:08] Tsukasas**
Hop inside for a sec. I do have
gas and electricity, at least.
**[03:12] Chitose**
You have gas in this... thing?!
**[03:15] Chitose**
Actually, even if you do get gas,
you probably aren't allowed to use it.
**[03:22] Chitose**
Ugh! Where'd you go this time?!
**[03:26] Aur**
*She really is gullible.*
**[03:29] Tsukasa**
I'm home.
**[03:30] Nasa**
Welcome back.
**[03:36] Tsukasa**
That's a lot of stuff, isn't it?
**[03:38] Tsukasa**
And I see a few select treasures.
**[03:43] Tsukasa**
What's wrong, darling?
**[03:45] Nasa**
I was just wondering what this is.
**[03:47] Tsukasa**
You don't know? It's a takoyaki plate.
**[03:50] Nasa**
Wait, what does it have to do with takoyaki?
**[03:53] Tsukasa**
Well, you use it to grill takoyaki, of course.
**[03:56] Nasa**
Wow, really? So this is
how you make takoyaki?
**[04:01] Tsukasa**
Darling, to be as smart as you are,
**[04:03] ---**
there are certain things that
you're pretty ignorant about.
**[04:05] Tsukasa**
Since you found it, do you
want to have takoyaki tonight?
**[04:09] Nasa**
Really?!
**[04:10] Tsukasa**
It's pretty simple to make.
**[04:12] Nasa**
In that case, let's do the thing!
**[04:14] Tsukasa**
What thing?
**[04:15] Nasa**
The favorite pastime of cool young people!
**[04:18] Nasa**
A tako party!
**[04:20] Kaname**
A takoyaki party?
**[04:22] Tsukasa**
Since you've been kind enough to put us up,
**[04:24] ---**
I thought I'd ask you about it.
**[04:25] Tsukasa**
It won't be just takoyaki, of course.
**[04:28] Kaname**
That sounds good to me!
**[04:31] Nasa**
All cool young people love a
good tako party! Tako party!
**[04:35] Kaname**
I'm wondering where you got that idea...
**[04:37] Tsukasa**
There's also the fact that I
haven't talked with Aya much,
**[04:41] Tsukasa**
so I thought this would be a nice
chance to get to know her better.
**[04:45] Kaname**
Well, I don't mind, but...
**[04:48] Nasa**
But what?
**[04:49] Kaname**
Remember Aya-nee's whole situation?
**[04:52] Kaname**
About you and the marriage.
**[04:55] Nasa**
R-Right...
**[04:56] Kaname**
So I'm honestly not sure how
she feels about Tsukassan.
**[05:02] Chitose**
I have you now, Nee-sama!
**[05:04] Tsukasa**
Chitose? And here I thought I'd lost you.
**[05:08] Chitose**
Why would you even try to?
**[05:10] Tsukasa**
Because I thought it'd be a
pain if you knew where I lived.
**[05:13] Chitose**
Isn't that kind of mean?
**[05:14] Chitose**
What is this place, anyway?
**[05:17] Kaname**
It's that most public of
gathering places, a bathhouse.
**[05:20] Chitose**
And you are?
**[05:21] Kaname**
The lady in charge around here,
Arisugawa Kaname.
**[05:25] Chitose**
Well, what is Nee-sama doing here?
**[05:27] Kaname**
The Yuzakis are living here!
**[05:31] Chitose**
She lives here?
**[05:34] Tsukasa**
Yep, that's right.
**[05:37] Tsukasa**
I've been sleeping here, like this.
**[05:40] Chitose**
In a place like this...
with milk bottles for a pillow?!
**[05:45] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you shouldn't
lie to her like that.
**[05:47] Nasa**
Chitose-chan's really gullible.
**[05:51] Chitose**
Seriously, where do you live?
**[05:53] Tsukasa**
The building out back.
**[05:55] Char**
Wow, this place is really something!
**[05:58] Aur**
I've never been in a bathhouse before!
**[06:01] Char**
Hey, is it okay if we go in?
**[06:03] Chitose**
That's not what we're here for!
**[06:06] Kaname**
Now, now, don't be like that.
**[06:08] Kaname**
If you refresh yourself with a bath,
**[06:09] ---**
you'll have a cooler head
for your discussion.
**[06:12] Chitose**
R-Really?
**[06:14] Char**
Then let's all jump in!
**[06:18] Chitose**
"Service, service."
**[06:20] Char**
Your skin is *so* smooth!
**[06:23] Aur**
Hey! No touching!
**[06:29] Aur**
Get a move on.
**[06:35] Aur**
I-I can take another five minutes...
**[06:46] Aur**
What a wonderful bath!
**[06:47] Char**
We should come again!
**[06:49] Chitose**
I think so!
**[06:50] Chitose**
See you next time!
**[06:52] Kaname**
Bye, now!
**[06:55] Chitose**
Wait, no!
**[06:56] Kaname**
She's pretty fun.
**[06:58] Tsukasa**
Sometimes.
**[06:59] Kaname**
The bath was nice, though, right?
**[07:01] Chitose**
Well, certainly!
**[07:03] Chitose**
Wait, that's a totally different matter!
**[07:06] Chitose**
Anyway!
**[07:07] Chitose**
Does that mean you're living
here as a guest, Nee-sama?
**[07:10] Tsukasa**
That's right.
**[07:10] Chitose**
If you're going to be staying
at a place like this—
**[07:13] Kaname**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[07:15] Chitose**
No, I didn't mean anything bad by it!
**[07:17] Chitose**
Honestly, I didn't!
**[07:18] ---**
This is a really wonderful bathhouse!
**[07:21] Aur**
She's so weak!
**[07:22] Chitose**
But I'm saying, if you're
going to impose on someone,
**[07:25] ---**
why not do it at my place?!
**[07:28] Tsukasa**
Unfortunately, I just can't.
**[07:32] CHitose**
Why not, Nee-sama?! Why can't you?!
**[07:35] CHitose**
Do you really hate me that much?
**[07:37] Tsukasa**
The reason is...
**[07:39] Tsukasa**
This place has a Mega Drive.
**[07:44] ---**
Huh?
**[07:45] Nasa**
What kind of reason is that?
**[07:47] Chitose**
Wait, they have a MD here?
**[07:50] Chitose**
I-I guess I understand, then.
**[07:52] Kaname**
*She does?*
**[07:54] Nasa**
*She seems to.*
**[07:55] Tsukasa**
That's why I can't stay at your place!
**[07:58] Chitose**
Nee-sama, please!
**[08:00] Kaname**
Uh, what were they talking about again?
**[08:04] Nasa**
I think it just means they're all good friends.
**[08:06] Chitose**
Then we'll just buy a MD for the house!
**[08:08] Chitose**
There's bound to be plenty of
people selling them online!
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
Whoa, come on, now.
I-It's not just about the console.
**[08:14] Tsukasa**
D-Do you really think th-that'd
be enough to change my mind?
**[08:18] Nasa**
*She seems like she's about to!*
**[08:20] Chitose**
Then I'll get a Pippin and a
Laser Active while I'm at it!
**[08:26] Chitose**
I'll get a Pyuta, an SG-10000, even a P/ECE!
**[08:30] Chitose**
So just come and stay with me!
**[08:33] Aya**
Yes! I'd love to!
**[08:38] Chitose**
Who even are you?!
**[08:39] Tsukasa**
Aya...
**[08:42] Kaname**
This here is my older sister.
**[08:44] Aya**
I'm Aya, her big sister.
**[08:45] Aya**
It's nice to meet you!
**[08:47] Aya**
So when are you going to
get that Laser Active?!
**[08:49] ---**
I've always wanted to try one out!
**[08:52] Kaname**
Since we're all here, why don't
we all attend the tako party?
**[08:55] Nasa**
Oh, great idea!
**[08:57] Nasa**
We can use the tako party as a chance
to get to know each other better!
**[09:00] Chitose**
Tako... party?
**[09:02] Aya**
You mean like all the cool young people do?!
**[09:05] Tsukasa**
Sure. There'll be more
food than takoyaki, too.
**[09:08] Tsukasa**
But with this many people,
I'm going to need more groceries.
**[09:12] Char**
We had a feeling this might happen!
**[09:13] Aur**
Good thing we thought ahead.
**[09:15] Kaname**
Damn, I want a maid now.
**[09:18] Aya**
Who are they?
**[09:19] Tsukasa**
Yeah, this should actually be enough.
**[09:22] Tsukasa**
Darling, I'm going to head
back and start getting ready.
**[09:26] Nasa**
Sure. I'm looking forward to it.
**[09:28] Aya**
Can Tsukasa-san really cook?
**[09:31] Kaname**
Probably.
**[09:32] Aya**
I saw on TV that young people
nowadays can't cook at all!
**[09:36] Aya**
They don't even know the
"NaNiNuNeNo" of cooking!
***SIGN*** Na - Natto
***SIGN*** Ni - Nihonshu
***SIGN*** Nu - Nuka (rice bran)
***SIGN*** Ne - Negi (onions)
***SIGN*** No - Nodoguro (blackthroat seaperch)
**[09:39] Aya**
So can she really cook?
**[09:41] Kaname**
I think you mean the "SaShiSuSeSo."
**[09:43] Aya**
This'll be a good chance to see if she's
good enough to be Nasa-kun's wife!
**[09:49] Chitose**
He's the one who's not good enough!
**[09:51] Kaname**
You're against them being married?
**[09:55] Chitose**
I'm not against it.
It's just that I don't accept it.
**[09:58] Aya**
Exactly! What kind of wife can't even cook?
**[10:03] Kaname**
And can you cook, Aya-nee?
**[10:05] Aya**
Of course not!
**[10:07] ---**
After all, I am a "young person nowadays"!
**[10:09] Kaname**
That's an airtight argument.
**[10:11] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan's a great cook.
**[10:14] Nasa**
You don't need to worry.
**[10:16] Aya**
He's not exactly an objective judge!
**[10:18] ---**
We'll have to try it ourselves to be sure.
**[10:19] Chitose**
I know without trying it that
Nee-sama's cooking is fantastic.
**[10:24] Kaname**
I'm sorry about my sister here, Senpai.
**[10:26] Kaname**
I'll really rake her over the coals later.
**[10:29] Nasa**
I-It's okay. This is turning out
to be a crazy party, though.
**[10:42] Tsukasa**
I got a little into it and made
too much, so be sure to eat lots.
**[10:45] Nasa**
Now then, I'd like to
start this takoyaki party
**[10:48] Nasa**
to bring the Arisugawas, the Yuzakis, and
Chitose and her friends closer together!
**[10:54] Everyone**
Cheers!
**[10:57] Chitose**
Why am I joining in?
**[10:58] Char**
Oh, it's fine!
**[11:01] Aya**
You made all of this, Tsukasa-chan?
**[11:03] Tsukasa**
The maids helped, too.
**[11:06] Aur**
She was so on top of things,
all we really did was get the plates ready.
**[11:10] Aya**
Well, food is supposed to taste good,
not just look good!
**[11:14] Aya**
It tastes so good!
**[11:16] ---**
What the heck? It's like I'm at a restaurant!
**[11:19] Tsukasa**
There's plenty more, so eat up.
**[11:23] Aya**
This pasta, too! The aroma of the cheese really
hits you and makes it taste even better!
**[11:27] Tsukasa**
I see! I'm glad you can appreciate it!
**[11:30] Tsukasa**
You really know good food, Aya.
**[11:33] Aya**
You think so?
**[11:35] Aya**
*Maybe I know food!*
**[11:38] Aya**
Wait, no! I didn't come
here to be encouraged!
**[11:41] Aya**
I'm...
**[11:42] Aya**
I... I was...
**[11:47] Chitose**
What? Do you have a problem with
Nee-sama's cooking or something?
**[11:50] Aya**
None! Because it all tasted super good!
**[11:52] Chitose**
Wha?
***SIGN*** Boom!!
**[11:54] Aya**
But it takes more to be a
wife than being a good cook!
**[12:00] Aya**
That being the case...
**[12:02] Aya**
Now that we've all had something to eat,
**[12:03] ---**
I say it's time to start this party!
**[12:07] Tsukasa**
Sounds good.
**[12:09] Nasa**
Tako parties sure are lively!
**[12:11] Kaname**
There's... no takoyaki yet, though.
**[12:23] Nasa**
They're only on the fifth one? I thought
there were tons of sequels already.
**[12:27] Nasa**
I've played the second one before.
**[12:29] Nasa**
Is this one good?
**[12:30] Both**
Yes, it is!
**[12:31] Nasa**
I see...
**[12:33] Kaname**
You should probably teach him how to play,
**[12:36] ---**
if he's never touched it before.
**[12:38] Chitose**
Knowing the rules does make
watching more interesting.
**[12:43] Tsukasa**
Okay, darling, take the controller.
**[12:45] Nasa**
Okay.
**[12:48] Chitose**
I'm curious, what kind of video
games have you played before?
**[12:51] Nasa**
Let's see... Solitaire...
**[12:55] Nasa**
And Minesweeper.
**[12:57] Tsukasa**
You said you've played the second game, though?
**[13:00] Nasa**
That's right. Dad had it on the
Super Famicom when I was little.
**[13:05] Nasa**
*Perfect K.O.!*
**[13:06] Nasa**
I see. Games really have come a long way.
**[13:10] Nasa**
The characters look more realistic,
**[13:12] ---**
and the super moves are all gone.
**[13:14] Tsukasa**
* No... you just didn't*
* use the inputs for them.*
**[13:18] Tsukasa**
*Hadoken!*
**[13:19] Tsukasa**
*Perfect K.O.!*
**[13:20] Aya**
Nasa-kun's pretty bad at this.
**[13:22] Chitose**
A little *too* bad, I'd say.
**[13:24] Kaname**
I think even I could beat him.
**[13:27] Tsukasa**
And you're good, Kaname?
**[13:29] Kaname**
Well, not as good as my sister.
**[13:32] Kaname**
But she's always bugging
me to play against her.
**[13:34] Kaname**
*Hadoken!*
**[13:37] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[13:39] ---**
You know how to block, and how
to use special moves, too.
**[13:42] Kaname**
Aya-nee gets really obnoxious
if I don't take it seriously.
**[13:48] Tsukasa**
Well, well, that certainly explains it.
**[13:51] Tsukasa**
I guess I should shift up a gear!
**[13:55] Tsukasa**
*Shoryuken!*
**[13:56] Tsukasa**
*K.O.!*
**[13:57] Kaname**
Whoa, you're pretty good.
**[14:00] Nasa**
Nicely done, Tsukasa-chan!
**[14:02] Chitose**
Nee-sama's great at video games!
**[14:04] Kaname**
Sure looks like it.
**[14:07] Chitose**
She also really hates losing.
**[14:10] Kaname**
Looks like it.
**[14:11] Tsukasa**
M-Maybe a little.
**[14:14] Tsukasa**
I think it's time to really
get this show on the road.
**[14:19] Nasa**
I'm glad everyone's having fun.
**[14:20] Char**
If everyone's going to be playing,
**[14:23] Char**
wouldn't it be more exciting
if the winner got a prize?
**[14:27] Tsukasa**
A prize?
**[14:28] Nasa**
Good idea.
**[14:30] Nasa**
But do we have anything that
would be a good prize?
**[14:35] Char**
We will now be holding the first ever
Yuzaki Household's Strongest Tournament!
**[14:42] Tsukasa**
Strongest...
**[14:43] Nasa**
...Tournament?
**[14:45] Char**
The winner will receive a favor from
the head of the Yuzaki household,
**[14:48] Char**
Yuzaki Nasa, in which he will
perform any task asked!
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**[14:55] ---**
Huh?
**[14:57] Nasa**
Well, I guess that's fine...
**[14:58] Aur**
And that settles it!
**[15:01] Kaname**
What exactly are the limits on
what you can ask for, anyway?
**[15:04] Aur**
Anything that's physically possible, right?
**[15:08] Aur**
Probably.
**[15:09] Kaname**
Probably?
**[15:10] Nasa**
A-As long I'm able to...
**[15:12] Chitose**
Anything he can do? All right!
**[15:16] Aya**
I can't think of anything specific,
**[15:17] ---**
but I'd love to get him to do something!
**[15:20] Tsukasa**
I'd better win this to protect my darling!
**[15:24] Aur**
Anything you can think of...
**[15:26] Kaname**
Come on, Tsukassan already kicked my butt,
**[15:29] Kaname**
and if Aya-nee is in this,
I don't stand a chance.
**[15:33] Kaname**
You all can have fun with Senpai.
**[15:36] Tsukasa**
Looks like it's just the three
of us in this tournament, then.
**[15:39] Chitose**
Nee-sama or not, don't expect any mercy.
**[15:44] Chitose**
I've been training online
ever since you moved out!
**[15:48] Chitose**
Don't expect me to be the same
person I was back in the day!
**[15:52] Aya**
I haven't been reviewing games and
streaming commentary just for fun!
***SIGN*** Aya☆
**[15:57] Aya**
For a wedding present, I'll let Tsukasa-san
be the seeded competitor in this tourney!
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
You're sure?
**[16:01] Chitose**
That suits me.
**[16:02] ---**
You can see how much I've improved
**[16:04] ---**
and use the time to come up with a strategy.
**[16:09] Chitose**
*Fight!*
**[16:10] Nasa**
Everyone seems to be getting along!
**[16:12] Nasa**
The tako party really did the trick.
**[16:14] Kaname**
Even if the tako part doesn't apply yet.
**[16:18] Chitose**
*If I win...*
**[16:20] Chitose**
I'll make you walk through the neighborhood
**[16:22] ---**
while doing a naked handstand
so that Nee-san loses interest in you!
**[16:27] Chitose**
*Naked?!*
**[16:28] Aya**
Who should I pick?
**[16:32] Aya**
*Cyclone!*
**[16:34] Tsukasa**
Let's see just how much you've improved.
**[16:37] Chitose**
This will be over in a second!
**[16:43] Chitose**
*K.O.!*
**[16:46] Aya**
Yay, I won!
**[16:48] Chitose**
What just happened?
**[16:49] Tsukasa**
How are you so good?
**[16:53] Chitose**
That... That didn't count!
**[16:55] Chitose**
I think my controller
wasn't plugged in tight!
**[16:59] Aya**
Sure, okay. I'll take you on
as many times as you need.
**[17:02] Aya**
*I've got you now!*
**[17:04] Aya**
*K.O.!*
**[17:06] Aya**
*K.O.!*
**[17:08] Aya**
*Perfect K.O.!*
**[17:10] Chitose**
Unbelievable... I couldn't win even once.
**[17:13] Aya**
Oh, my. Done already?
**[17:15] Nasa**
Aya-san is really good at video games.
**[17:18] Kaname**
I really wish she'd dedicate a little
bit of that energy to studying.
**[17:22] Aya**
Now, I'd say it's your turn, Tsukasa-san.
**[17:25] Tsukasa**
* Chitose wasn't bad at all.*
* Aya is just too good!*
**[17:29] Tsukasa**
* But I should have a chance if I'm*
* using a character I know well enough!*
**[17:34] Aya**
Let's have a good match.
**[17:36] Aya**
I'll show you what I'm capable of.
**[17:39] Aya**
And I'll destroy you.
**[17:43] Aya**
*Okay! Let's go!*
**[17:47] Aya**
*Hadoken!*
**[17:49] Kaname**
Tsukassan really knows what she's doing.
**[17:52] Nasa**
Looks like it.
**[17:53] Chitose**
When she lived with me, there were
times when she would play all day long.
**[17:58] Kaname**
That's almost kind of admirable.
**[18:02] Kaname**
Here it comes!
**[18:05] Tsukasa**
Hey! Wasn't that kind of cheap?
**[18:07] Aya**
On the battlefield,
I'll take that as a compliment!
**[18:11] Aya**
*I'll end it here!*
**[18:13] Aya**
*This is everything I've got!*
**[18:16] Aya**
*Here it comes!*
**[18:20] Aya**
*K.O.!*
**[18:21] Aya**
Yay!
**[18:22] Tsukasa**
No...
**[18:23] Aya**
Tsukasa-san, you'd have more
solid footing if you weren't
**[18:26] ---**
always trying to bait certain responses!
**[18:28] Tsukasa**
It's just been a long time.
**[18:31] Tsukasa**
I've just forgotten the timing for the
buttons because it's been so long!
**[18:35] Kaname**
That's kinda childish, as far as excuses go.
**[18:38] Aya**
What do you say? Want to keep going?
***SIGN*** Super Rare Item
**[18:46] Tsukasa**
I request a change of game!
**[18:47] Tsukasa**
We'll play this next!
**[18:50] Aya**
What is that?
**[18:51] Tsukasa**
Darling, hook it up, please!
**[18:53] Tsukasa**
And get those things I asked you for ready!
**[18:56] Nasa**
If you insist...
**[18:58] Aya**
Wait, what? What is this?
**[19:03] Aya**
The original *Street Fighter*?!
And what's with the controller?
**[19:07] Nasa**
The history of fighting games can be said
to be the history of *Street Fighter*.
**[19:11] Nasa**
But the first game actually
used a special controller.
**[19:15] Nasa**
I've had darling recreate that controller!
**[19:19] Nasa**
I had to get creative.
**[19:21] Chitose**
I doubt she's played this one.
**[19:23] Kaname**
Tsukassan really does hate to lose.
**[19:30] Aya**
*Huh? What's with this game?*
**[19:32] ---**
*I can't pull off a Hadoken or a Shoryuken!*
**[19:35] Aya**
*And how exactly does this controller work?!*
**[19:38] Aya**
*How do I fierce punch?! Or forward kick?!*
**[19:45] Tsukasa**
I have to say, I am good.
**[19:47] Tsukasa**
Mastering retro games on top of
everything else. Truly brilliant!
**[19:50] Tsukasa**
What now? Care for more?
**[19:53] Aya**
O-Of course!
**[19:58] Chitose**
I think they've forgotten
all about the prize.
**[20:01] Kaname**
They probably just wanted
to play video games.
**[20:05] Nasa**
I'm amazed she's willing to keep going
in a game she's never played before
**[20:08] ---**
at such a disadvantage.
**[20:09] Kaname**
My sister hates to lose when
it comes to games, too.
**[20:14] Nasa**
She can't stand a chance,
though, considering.
**[20:19] Kaname**
Well, I'm not so sure about that.
**[20:21] Kaname**
I'm probably what most people
would describe as a hard worker.
**[20:25] Kaname**
But my sister... she's stupid,
but I'm pretty sure she's a natural.
**[20:29] Kaname**
So knowing her...
**[20:33] Tsukasa**
*Okay! That should do it!*
**[20:38] Tsukasa**
What the...
**[20:39] Tsukasa**
*Has she figured out how the controller works?*
**[20:44] Tsukasa**
Fair enough. No more holding back, then!
**[20:46] Aya**
That suits me fine!
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
You're pretty good.
**[21:17] Aya**
You, too.
**[21:19] Chitose**
Is there any point to this
bizarre budding friendship?
**[21:23] Kaname**
Uh... anyone else want takoyaki?
**[21:33] Nasa**
Wow, you're good at this, Tsukasa-chan.
**[21:37] Tsukasa**
I guess so.
**[21:37] Aya**
Yummy!
**[21:41] Aur**
Whoa, there!
**[21:43] Char**
Say "ahh"!
**[21:44] Chitose**
Don't you dare!
**[21:49] Tsukasa**
Don't try to flip it over all at once.
**[21:51] ---**
You can turn it a bit at a time, darling.
**[21:53] Nasa**
Okay.
**[21:54] Nasa**
Is... Is this right?
**[21:57] Tsukasa**
Like this... and then this.
**[21:58] Nasa**
Hey, it worked! Wow!
**[22:00] Tsukasa**
It helps to do this, too.
**[22:02] Nasa**
Wow, it looks perfect!
**[22:05] Char**
Chitose-chan! What's up?
**[22:07] Chitose**
Nothing!
**[22:08] Aur**
You still don't approve of them?
**[22:11] Chitose**
Not really. As long as she's happy,
I have nothing to say.
**[22:17] Aur**
You finally got a clue!
**[22:19] Char**
You're growing!
**[22:20] Chitose**
Shut up, you stupid jerks!
**[22:23] Nasa**
Tako parties sure can get rowdy, huh?
**[22:26] Tsukasa**
Sure can.
**[22:30] Char**
Thanks again!
**[22:31] Char**
See you next time!
**[22:41] Nasa**
That was a fun party, huh?
**[22:43] Tsukasa**
It was.
**[22:44] Tsukasa**
It was lively, and I had a great time.
**[22:48] Tsukasa**
Maybe we should have another sometime.
**[22:50] Nasa**
I'd rather not be a prize again, though.
**[22:54] Nasa**
Actually, you forgot about it
somewhere along the way...
**[22:57] Nasa**
but what were you going to do if you won?
**[23:14] Tsukasa**
I was going to do that.
**[23:16] Nasa**
Okay.
**[23:18] Nasa**
You can do that whenever you want, you know.
**[23:21] Tsukasa**
S-Sometimes, then.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:31] Nasa**
In sickness and in health...
**[23:35] Tsukasa**
I swear to love and support you.
**[23:39] Nasa**
Because we're...
**[23:40] Tsukasa**
From here on, always...
**[23:42] Both**
...going to be married.
# E12 - Husband and Wife
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZ433PKY/husband-and-wife)
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***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** Husband and Wife
**[01:40] Nasa**
Yes, this is Yuzaki.
**[01:42] Nasa**
What? The system's down?
**[01:44] Nasa**
Okay... okay, I see.
That does sound pretty serious.
**[01:49] Nasa**
All right, I'll see what I can do about it.
***SIGN*** Can't log in from app Emulator is working correctly Problem is on the web side? Data discrepancy? Check thoroughly! Check for post-emergency response errors
**[01:53] ---**
I'll get back to you when I'm done.
**[01:56] Tsukasa**
Problems, darling?
**[01:58] Nasa**
Nothing serious, but it
might take a bit of work.
**[02:03] Tsukasa**
Well, be careful.
**[02:05] Tsukasa**
You tend to be one of those people who
never knows when to step on the brakes.
**[02:10] Nasa**
Brakes?
**[02:14] Nasa**
Aw, come on, Tsukasa-chan. I'm not that bad!
**[02:17] Tsukasa**
If that's really what you think, darling,
you might need to re-examine yourself.
**[02:22] ---**
Huh?
**[02:33] Nasa**
* There are many things*
* humans do not understand.*
**[02:37] Nasa**
*In particular, about themselves...*
**[02:40] Nasa**
*Which is why, when they do notice something,*
**[02:44] Nasa**
*it's often too late.*
***SIGN*** Mail sent
**[02:49] Nasa**
There!
**[02:50] Nasa**
Whew, finally done!
**[02:53] Nasa**
Sorry if I made it hard to get any rest.
**[02:55] Tsukasa**
No, it's fine.
**[02:56] Tsukasa**
But, darling, your face
is looking kind of red.
**[03:00] Nasa**
Huh? I feel totally fine, though.
**[03:06] Tsukasa**
Darling... where's the thermometer?
**[03:09] Nasa**
Seriously, it's nothing—
**[03:13] Tsukasa**
Here!
**[03:14] Tsukasa**
Put it under your arm.
**[03:16] Nasa**
You really want to take my temperature?
**[03:19] Nasa**
I don't really feel bad at all,
so I don't see the need.
**[03:24] Nasa**
39.8 degrees!
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
You are going to the hospital right now!
**[03:29] ---**
Huh?!
**[03:30] ---**
Oral Medication
**[03:34] Tsukasa**
That's a pretty textbook
summer cold you've got there.
**[03:37] Nasa**
I guess so.
**[03:38] Tsukasa**
How are you feeling?
**[03:41] Nasa**
The second I saw I had a fever,
I suddenly felt kind of dizzy.
**[03:46] Nasa**
Now that I think about it,
my body kind of ached this morning,
**[03:49] ---**
but I didn't think anything of it.
**[03:51] Tsukasa**
Why exactly didn't you?
**[03:53] Tsukasa**
Well, it doesn't matter.
**[03:54] Tsukasa**
Your cute newlywed wife is going to
look after you until you get better!
**[03:58] Nasa**
But I don't want you to catch my cold.
**[04:02] Nasa**
I'll be fine on my own.
**[04:05] Tsukasa**
You don't have to worry about me.
**[04:07] Tsukasa**
I don't get hurt or sick.
**[04:10] Nasa**
*She doesn't get hurt... or sick?*
**[04:12] Nasa**
*No good... I can't think straight...*
**[04:16] Tsukasa**
So, darling, is there
anything you want to eat?
**[04:35] Tsukasa**
* What if I had nothing else to*
* do while looking after him?!*
**[04:38] Tsukasa**
*As his cute newlywed wife,*
**[04:40] ---**
* there are all kinds of things I'd*
* like to do to help him get better,*
**[04:43] Tsukasa**
*but I don't know what else to do.*
**[04:46] Tsukasa**
*I guess for now...*
**[04:48] Tsukasa**
*I'll take some cute sleeping pictures.*
***SIGN*** Sigh
**[04:56] Nasa**
I feel a lot better after getting some sleep.
**[04:59] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[05:01] Tsukasa**
That's a relief.
**[05:02] Nasa**
Yeah, compared to before...
**[05:04] Nasa**
Wow, I actually slept a while.
**[05:07] Nasa**
It's already 8:00 PM...
**[05:09] Tsukasa**
Darling! Are you hungry?!
**[05:12] Tsukasa**
Is there anything you want to eat?
Or maybe you're thirsty?
**[05:15] Tsukasa**
I bought some fruit!
**[05:16] Nasa**
O-Oh, thanks...
**[05:18] Nasa**
But I'm not sure I have much of an appetite yet.
**[05:22] Tsukasa**
I see...
**[05:23] Tsukasa**
*Sulk...*
***SIGN*** Sulk
**[05:24] Nasa**
*Huh?! Did she just get really depressed?!*
**[05:26] Tsukasa**
I wanted to do all kinds of things
as your cute newlywed wife
**[05:30] ---**
to help you get better!
**[05:32] Tsukasa**
As your cute newlywed wife!
**[05:34] Nasa**
I see... Sorry about that!
**[05:36] Nasa**
In that case, I was sweating pretty bad,
**[05:38] ---**
so could you bring me a change of clothes?
**[05:41] Tsukasa**
Clothes?
**[05:42] Tsukasa**
Wouldn't you need to wipe yourself down first?
**[05:45] Nasa**
Well, I guess.
**[05:47] Tsukasa**
In that case...
**[05:48] Tsukasa**
I'll wipe you down, so...
**[05:50] Tsukasa**
Strip!
**[05:53] Nasa**
No, no, I can do it myself!
**[05:55] Tsukasa**
No, you can't!
**[05:55] Tsukasa**
It's more effective if your cute
newlywed wife wipes your back!
**[05:59] Tsukasa**
So strip!
**[06:05] Tsukasa**
Okay, here I go.
**[06:07] Nasa**
R-Right.
**[06:09] Tsukasa**
Oh, is it cold?
**[06:10] Nasa**
No, it's okay.
**[06:22] Tsukasa**
Well? Am I getting it all?
**[06:24] Nasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[06:26] Nasa**
It feels really nice.
**[06:28] Nasa**
It's making me feel hot in
a different sense, though.
**[06:32] Tsukasa**
Okay, it's time to wipe below.
**[06:34] Tsukasa**
Take the rest off!
**[06:35] Tsukasa**
Huh?! Th-The rest as in... my underwear, too?
**[06:38] Tsukasa**
That's right. You need to change those, too!
**[06:41] Nasa**
No, really! I can handle that part!
**[06:43] Tsukasa**
But as your cute newlywed wife,
I want to help you out!
**[06:47] Nasa**
It's fine!
**[06:48] Nasa**
It's seriously fine!
**[06:50] Tsukasa**
It is?
**[06:51] Nasa**
Yes, it is!
**[06:52] Nasa**
You'd be embarrassed if our positions
were reversed, wouldn't you?
**[06:55] Tsukasa**
Reversed...
**[07:00] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah, true enough.
**[07:02] Nasa**
See?
**[07:03] Tsukasa**
B-But...
**[07:06] Tsukasa**
If it was you, Nasa-kun, I wouldn't mind it.
**[07:12] Tsukasa**
D-Darling, since you seem
to be feeling better,
**[07:15] ---**
do you want to eat some fruit?
**[07:17] Nasa**
Y-Yeah, I think I do.
**[07:21] Tsukasa**
Here, now say "ahh."
**[07:27] Tsukasa**
Is it good?
**[07:29] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[07:30] Tsukasa**
I'm glad!
**[07:32] Nasa**
* Maybe getting sick every*
* once in a while isn't so bad.*
**[07:37] Tsukasa**
I'm just glad you weren't too sick.
**[07:40] Nasa**
Yeah. I'm sorry to have worried you.
**[07:44] Tsukasa**
Oh, I wasn't worried.
**[07:46] Tsukasa**
It's just a cold,
**[07:47] ---**
so I figured you'd feel better
with some medicine and rest.
**[07:50] Nasa**
I-I see...
**[07:52] Nasa**
I don't get sick very often, though,
so it came as a bit of a shock.
**[07:55] Tsukasa**
If you ask me,
**[07:57] Tsukasa**
I bet it's not that you
don't get sick or injured,
**[08:00] ---**
it's just that you don't notice when you do.
**[08:03] Tsukasa**
When we first met,
**[08:06] ---**
you chased me through snow in
spite of being pretty badly hurt.
**[08:09] Tsukasa**
Most wouldn't have been able to
move around with those injuries.
**[08:12] Nasa**
N-Now that you mention it...
**[08:14] Tsukasa**
You might not have noticed this time,
either, if I hadn't pointed it out.
**[08:18] Tsukasa**
It's important to know when to slow down.
**[08:20] Tsukasa**
Because if you don't,
sometimes you can die. Understand?
**[08:22] Nasa**
Yeah, I'm sorry! I'm really sorry.
**[08:29] Tsukasa**
When we first met, I told you this:
**[08:32] Tsukasa**
"You've only got one life,
so take better care of it."
**[08:38] Tsukasa**
You really do only have one, so...
**[08:43] Nasa**
Um...
**[08:44] Tsukasa**
Anyway, it's important to let the
healing process fully run its course,
**[08:48] ---**
so let's go to bed.
**[08:50] Nasa**
O-Okay.
**[08:55] Nasa**
*Tsukasa-chan is totally right.*
**[08:59] Nasa**
* Now that I'm married, I need to*
* take better care of myself.*
**[09:05] Nasa**
Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
**[09:07] Nasa**
*Huh... did I imagine it?*
**[09:15] Nasa**
Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
**[09:17] Tsukasa**
I lied.
**[09:20] Tsukasa**
About not being worried...
**[09:23] Tsukasa**
I'm really glad you're feeling better.
**[09:30] Nasa**
I'm sorry you had to worry, Tsukasa-chan.
**[09:34] Tsukasa**
Seriously...
**[09:35] Tsukasa**
What a terrible thing to do, darling.
**[09:37] Nasa**
I think I might have been a bit more
focused than usual this time...
**[09:41] Nasa**
Because I wanted to go with
you to the summer festival.
**[09:44] Tsukasa**
The summer festival...
**[09:45] Tsukasa**
*Come to think of it, I saw a flyer for it.*
***SIGN*** Summer Festival
**[09:49] Nasa**
I think I might've gone into high gear
to try and finish work in time for it.
**[09:55] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun...
**[09:56] Nasa**
But there's no point if you end
up having to worry about me.
**[10:01] Nasa**
So I'll be more careful from now on!
**[10:04] Tsukasa**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Smooch
***SIGN*** Smooch
***SIGN*** Smooch
***SIGN*** Smooch
***SIGN*** Smooch
***SIGN*** Smooch
**[10:16] Tsukasa**
Um, hang on...
**[10:19] Tsukasa**
Stop!
**[10:21] Tsukasa**
You might be feeling frisky,
but you're still not better yet, darling!
**[10:24] Nasa**
Sorry.
**[10:25] Nasa**
The way you worried about
me was just so cute...
**[10:31] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[10:32] Nasa**
Yes?
**[10:32] Tsukas**
Remember what I said about slowing down?
**[10:35] Nasa**
R-Right.
**[10:36] Tsukasa**
I was seriously worried about you,
**[10:39] ---**
so if you want me to stop being worried,
cut it out and just go to sleep already!
**[10:42] Nasa**
Sorry! I'm really sorry.
**[10:49] Nasa**
*Having someone worry about you...*
**[10:53] Nasa**
* Who in the world would seriously worry this*
* much about you, other than your spouse?*
**[11:05] Kaname**
If you're going to the summer festival,
you should probably wear a yukata, right?
**[11:09] Tsukasa**
A yukata?
**[11:10] Kaname**
Yeah!
**[11:11] Kaname**
Since you're a married couple,
**[11:13] ---**
I figure both of you wearing yukatas while
you walk around would add to the mood.
**[11:17] Tsukasa**
Tying the obi is kind of a pain, though.
**[11:20] Kaname**
No, I'm telling you...
**[11:22] Kaname**
If you wear a yukata,
**[11:23] ---**
your ailing husband is gonna
feel tons better, Tsukassan!
**[11:26] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[11:27] Kaname**
Yes!
**[11:28] Kaname**
Because yukatas are super hot!
**[11:31] Tsukasa**
How's that work?
**[11:33] Kaname**
Hey, now, there's a scientific basis for it!
**[11:36] Kaname**
Only a crazy person would
doubt the synergy between
**[11:39] ---**
a housewife, a yukata, and a lazy afternoon!
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
You don't need to put a
perverted spin on everything!
**[11:44] Kaname**
Don't be like that!
**[11:46] Kaname**
Please, take it with you.
**[11:52] Nasa**
Oh...Yukatas, huh?
**[11:55] Tsukasa**
And according to Kaname-chan,
yours will be a perfect fit.
**[11:58] (Flashback) Kaname**
I've scoped out every nook and cranny
on Senpai to gauge his exact size!
***SIGN*** Privacy
Protection
***SIGN*** Wow♥
***SIGN*** Bipedal
***SIGN*** Mobile Joints
**[12:02] Nasa**
Wait!
**[12:02] Nasa**
What size is she talking about?!
**[12:05] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[12:07] Tsukasa**
I'm going to get changed,
so can you turn around?
**[12:10] Nasa**
Oh, right.
**[12:15] Nasa**
* My cute wife is getting*
* changed right behind me.*
**[12:20] Nasa**
*Well, we are married,*
**[12:22] Nasa**
*so no one would get mad, but...*
**[12:26] Nasa**
*Is this really...*
**[12:27] Nasa**
*a situation where I can't look?!*
**[12:30] Nasa**
U-Um, hey...
**[12:32] Nasa**
Is it okay if... I watch you change?
**[12:37] Tsukasa**
Do you... want to watch?
**[12:39] Nasa**
Y-Yes, if possible, I think so.
**[12:42] Tsukasa**
I see...
**[12:44] Tsukasa**
Darling, you're pretty forthright
with this kind of thing, aren't you?
**[12:48] Nasa**
Yes! I mean, I would feel bad if
I took a peek without looking, so...
**[12:52] Tsukasa**
As in, you would want to see either way?
**[12:55] Nasa**
Uh, well, I wouldn't say that...
**[12:56] Tsukasa**
W-Well...
**[12:58] Tsukasa**
If you really want to that badly...
**[13:02] Nasa**
Really?!
**[13:03] Tsukasa**
J-Just a peek, okay?!
**[13:06] Nasa**
Well, in that case...
**[13:19] Tsukasa**
Darling, I said you could peek,
but you're staring pretty hard.
**[13:24] Nasa**
Well... you're just incredibly pretty...
**[13:27] Tsukasa**
Well, thank you.
**[13:29] Tsukasa**
You need to get changed, too.
**[13:30] Tsukasa**
If you don't hurry,
the fireworks are going to start.
**[13:34] Nasa**
Right.
**[13:36] Nasa**
But...
**[13:38] Nasa**
The yukata... really looks good on you.
**[13:42] Tsukasa**
Th-Thank you.
**[13:52] Tsukasa**
Really, we don't have time for this!
We need to get going!
**[13:55] Nasa**
Oh, sorry.
**[13:57] Tsukasa**
I swear...
**[13:58] Tsukasa**
You can be so direct sometimes.
**[14:05] Tsukasa**
Have you got everything?
**[14:07] Nasa**
Yeah. I've got the camera, too.
**[14:09] Tsukasa**
Won't taking pictures of
the fireworks be hard?
**[14:12] Nasa**
Not a problem!
**[14:14] Nasa**
I'm primarily bringing it to take pictures
of you looking cute in a yukata!
**[14:19] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[14:20] Nasa**
Oh, that was so cute!
**[14:22] Tsukasa**
Wait, why are you taking them now?!
**[14:23] Nasa**
Hey! Don't take it!
**[14:24] Tsukasa**
Give me that!
**[14:32] Tsukasa**
Wow, there are a lot of stalls open.
**[14:36] Nasa**
There sure are.
**[14:37] Nasa**
Do you want anything?
**[14:40] Tsukasa**
Let's see...
***SIGN*** T
h
e
K
i
n
g
o
f
F
l
a
v
o
r
s
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Beer Set
***SIGN*** Beer
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Large
***SIGN*** Small
**[14:42] Tsukasa**
Takoyaki! Let's buy a
box and eat it together.
**[14:45] Nasa**
When we just had a takoyaki
party the other day?
**[14:48] Tsukasa**
The thing is, darling, I prefer
takoyaki that isn't fried at all.
**[14:52] Tsukasa**
And most of the major takoyaki
chains in Kanto fry them, right?
**[14:55] Tsukasa**
But I think personally that not
frying them is the better method,
**[14:58] ---**
so when I see people making them the right
way in places like this, I get this urge that—
**[15:01] Nasa**
Got it, got it! Let me get those for you!
**[15:07] Nasa**
Here you go.
**[15:09] Tsukasa**
This is the traditional
takoyaki I was hoping for.
**[15:12] Nasa**
I guess so.
**[15:13] Tsukasa**
Well, then, let's eat.
**[15:15] Tsukasa**
Careful, they're hot.
**[15:18] Nasa**
What's wrong?
**[15:19] Tsukasa**
Well, it's just...
**[15:21] Tsukasa**
I was wondering if the same husband
**[15:24] ---**
who wanted to see me change
would also want me to feed him.
**[15:28] Nasa**
Th-That's okay...
**[15:29] Tsukasa**
I guess that makes sense, considering we
did that a lot when you were sick.
**[15:34] Nasa**
No, that's not what I mean...
**[15:36] Tsukasa**
Oh well, let's just eat.
**[15:40] Tsukasa**
Why do you... think... takoyaki is so hot?
**[15:45] Nasa**
That's part of what makes it so good, though.
**[15:47] Nasa**
You know...
**[15:48] Nasa**
There's still some time before the fireworks.
**[15:51] ---**
What should we do?
***SIGN*** Goldfish Catching
***SIGN*** 1 Try:
300 Yen
You can have 3 even if
you don't catch any
**[15:52] Aya**
I have the perfect thing for you two!
**[15:54] Aya**
Why not try and catch some goldfish?
**[15:57] Nasa**
H-Huh?
**[15:58] Nasa**
Aya-san and... Chitose-chan?
**[16:01] Aya**
Kaname-chan asked us to help
out the local businesses!
**[16:04] Chitose**
That doesn't explain why I have to be here!
**[16:08] Aya**
Aw, come on, why wouldn't
you help a friend in need?
**[16:12] Chitose**
Since when am I your friend?!
**[16:15] Aur**
Oh, quit fussing.
***SIGN*** Nom nom nom
**[16:17] Char**
It's good for you to get out of
the house every once in a while.
**[16:19] Chitose**
You two are just goofing around and eating!
**[16:22] Chitose**
Anyway!
**[16:23] Chitose**
It's 300 yen for a net.
Are you gonna try or not?
**[16:26] Tsukasa**
All that complaining, but she still helps.
**[16:28] Nasa**
She's such a nice girl!
**[16:30] Tsukasa**
Well, I don't mind trying goldfish catching,
since it's such a highlight of festivals.
**[16:34] Nasa**
It's a highlight?
**[16:35] Tsukasa**
I am incredibly good at it, though.
**[16:39] Aya**
You are?
**[16:40] Tsukasa**
That's right, little old
Tsukasa-chan can probably
**[16:42] ---**
scoop up a hundred goldfish
with one of those nets.
**[16:45] Aya**
I don't know if that's a good idea!
**[16:47] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
In that case, why doesn't my darling
show us all how impressive he can be?
**[16:53] Nasa**
Wait, me?!
**[16:55] Nasa**
O-Okay.
**[16:57] Nasa**
I'll give it a try.
**[16:59] Aur**
Yeah, good luck!
**[17:01] Char**
Go get them fishies!
**[17:03] Aya**
You can do it, Nasa-kun!
**[17:05] Chitose**
That'll be 300 yen, then.
**[17:07] Chitose**
You get to try until the net breaks.
**[17:10] Nasa**
Here I go!
**[17:17] Nasa**
*Got it!*
**[17:24] Chitose**
And you're done.
**[17:27] Aya**
Well, the rest of us are going to
catch the fireworks once they start.
**[17:32] Char**
See you later!
**[17:33] Chitose**
See ya.
**[17:35] Tsukasa**
I guess everyone has their
strengths and weaknesses.
**[17:38] Nasa**
I-I guess so...
**[17:39] Tsukasa**
The way the net fell apart the second it
hit the water had me smiling bemusedly.
**[17:45] Tsukasa**
And you're so impressive when you're
in front of a computer, too.
**[17:51] Tsukasa**
Well, since we're here, why don't
we go offer a prayer at the shrine?
**[17:55] ---**
Huh?
**[17:56] Tsukasa**
"Please make sure my darling's
net doesn't fall apart!"
**[17:58] Nasa**
You really think that's a wish
worthy of divine intervention?
**[18:01] Tsukasa**
I wouldn't worry about it.
Gods are pretty generous.
**[18:06] Nasa**
But first, maybe we should request
that our marriage stays happy.
**[18:09] Tsukasa**
Oh, good point.
**[18:12] Tsukasa**
A happy marriage, world peace,
stability throughout the universe...
**[18:16] Nasa**
*Those are big wishes!*
**[18:18] Tsukasa**
Also...
**[18:19] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun's health.
**[18:21] Tsukasa**
And please keep his net from falling apart.
**[18:25] Nasa**
I was wondering something yesterday.
**[18:28] Nasa**
About how many people really worry
for me, other than my wife...
**[18:34] Nasa**
I couldn't think of many.
**[18:38] Tsukasa**
Hypothetically, let's say you start
eating ramen three times a day,
**[18:42] ---**
and posting reviews about it online.
**[18:46] Tsukasa**
That's obviously bad for your health,
**[18:48] ---**
not to mention flying in
the face of common sense.
**[18:50] Nasa**
T-True enough.
**[18:52] Tsukasa**
Acquaintances might think
that kind of thing is funny,
**[18:56] ---**
and people on the internet
might praise you for it.
**[18:59] Tsukasa**
Your friends and family
might worry about it,
**[19:02] ---**
but they're not around you all the time,
and you might argue with them.
**[19:07] Tsukasa**
But the thing is, I would
definitely stop you.
**[19:11] Tsukasa**
Because your life is something
I really care about.
**[19:14] Tsukasa**
We could get into a fight about it.
**[19:17] Tsukasa**
It might make things really awkward,
**[19:19] ---**
and there might be days where we
don't talk to each other as a result.
**[19:21] Tsukasa**
But I'll still stop you.
**[19:23] Tsukasa**
Because nobody who finds that kind of thing
funny genuinely cares about your well-being.
**[19:28] Tsukasa**
But it's important to me.
**[19:31] Tsukasa**
You're more important to me than anything.
**[19:43] Nasa**
Thank you, Tsukasa-chan.
**[19:46] Tsukasa**
I want you to live.
**[19:52] Kaname**
Hey, Senpai!
**[19:55] Kaname**
The fireworks are gonna start
while you two are making out!
**[19:58] Nasa**
H-Hey, wait!
**[20:00] Nasa**
We weren't making out or anything!
**[20:02] TSukasa**
Th-That's right! We were just
asking the gods about stuff!
**[20:05] Kaname**
Oh, yeah?
**[20:06] Chitose**
Shouldn't we head over there if we
want a good view of the fireworks?
**[20:10] Aya**
You might be right.
**[20:11] Aur**
It's almost time, isn't it?
**[20:13] Char**
Let's try to hurry, then!
**[20:16] Nasa**
Well, since we're all here,
**[20:18] ---**
why don't we take a picture together?
**[20:20] Tsukasa**
Is that going to work when it's so dark?
**[20:22] Nasa**
It'll be fine, see?
**[20:25] Nasa**
They turn out pretty good
in spite of how dark it is.
**[20:28] Tsukasa**
Th-That is not a small number of pictures.
**[20:31] Nasa**
Right?
**[20:32] Tsukasa**
And some of them clearly
look "off" or even kind of bad.
**[20:35] Tsukasa**
Shouldn't you delete the
ones with funny faces?
**[20:39] Nasa**
I'm not deleting them.
**[20:41] Nasa**
I mean, you're really cute in all of them!
**[20:47] Tsuaksa**
Well... in that case...
**[20:54] Nasa**
Wow, look at that!
**[20:55] Kaname**
Tsukassan! Senpai!
**[20:58] Kaname**
What're you doing?
**[20:59] Kaname**
You're not gonna be able
to see from over there!
**[21:03] Nasa**
Okay, we're coming!
**[21:05] Nasa**
Well...
**[21:06] Nasa**
Let's go, Tsukasa-chan.
**[21:09] Tsukasa**
Yeah.
**[21:31] Nasa**
*When summer comes back around,*
**[21:33] ---**
*I want to watch the fireworks with you again.*
**[21:35] Nasa**
* We'll wear yukatas, eat takoyaki,*
* and catch goldfish together.*
**[21:41] Nasa**
*No matter how many seasons pass us by,*
**[21:43] ---**
* I'll take your hand and look*
* up into the night sky with you.*
**[21:48] Nasa**
* Over and over again, like those*
* flowers of light blooming in the sky.*
**[21:52] Nasa**
*Over and over again...*
**[21:55] Nasa**
*Because the two of us are married.*
**[22:03] Nasa**
*Time and time again.*
**[22:09] Nasa**
We're home!
**[22:12] Tsukasa**
We are.
# E12.5 - Flashbacks
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNJ00EQR/flashbacks)
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**[00:08] ---**
* Everyone, it is a pleasure to*
* see you on this lovely day,*
**[00:12] ---**
* on which we will check in on the newlywed*
* life of Yuzaki Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-san.*
**[00:22] ---**
* Why don't we start with a look at*
* the beginning of their romance?*
**[00:30] ---**
*The groom's name is Yuzaki Nasa.*
**[00:33] Nasa**
*This is marriage?! It's fantastic!*
**[00:37] ---**
*The bride's name is Tsukasa.*
**[00:40] Tsukasa**
Welcome home. I hope you
had a good day at work.
**[00:43] ---**
*On a night when the moon shone bright,*
**[00:45] ---**
*Nasa-kun's life was saved by a certain girl.*
**[00:49] ---**
*This girl, who is really cute,*
**[00:51] ---**
* would end up being his future wife,*
* with whom he would share his life.*
**[00:55] ---**
* Nasa-kun fell in love with her at first sight*
* and proposed on the very day they met.*
**[01:02] (Flashback) Nasa**
And I...
**[01:04] (Flashback) Nasa**
love you.
**[01:07] ---**
* Taken in by his direct appeal,*
* she would eventually appear before him.*
**[01:12] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Hey. We meet again.
**[01:14] Nasa**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting*
**[01:17] Nasa**
* and ended up together, with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Really Giddy
**[02:58] Narr**
* And thus, Nasa-kun and*
* Tsukasa-san were married.*
***SIGN*** Recap Episode
***SIGN*** Flashbacks
**[03:01] ---**
* First, let's get a glimpse of*
* their newly-married life.*
**[03:09] Tsukasa**
Oh, yes, this is very nice!
**[03:12] Tsukasa**
We made a good choice.
**[03:14] Tsukasa**
So this is how it feels...
**[03:14] Nasa**
*A-A girl...*
**[03:16] Tsukasa**
It's feeling pretty...
**[03:17] Nasa**
*is lying on a futon in my place?!*
**[03:21] Nasa**
If DonQui is heaven,
then is this super heaven?!
**[03:26] Tsukasa**
Hey.
**[03:29] Tsukasa**
Why don't you try lying down too, darling?
**[03:34] Nasa**
I will live to make her happy!
**[03:39] Nasa**
It's true that we haven't had a ceremony,
**[03:41] ---**
and that I don't have a ring, and I haven't
even proposed to her properly yet!
**[03:44] Nasa**
But I'm confident that I can make her happy!
**[03:47] Nasa**
And the reason is...
**[03:48] Kaname**
The reason is?!
**[03:50] Tsukasa**
Sorry, Nasa-kun, I forgot to
get the stuff we bought—
**[03:54] Nasa**
Because I love Tsukasa-chan!
**[04:00] Kaname**
Hearing you yell that in the
middle of the street is a little...
**[04:05] Nasa**
I-I'll be careful from now on.
**[04:08] Nasa**
Here you go.
**[04:10] Nasa**
* O-Oh, this is bad. I think*
* I might have upset her.*
**[04:16] Tsukasa**
But... it's just embarrassing.
**[04:21] Tsukasa**
It still... makes me happy.
**[04:26] Nasa**
R-Right...
**[04:31] Tsukasa**
Besides, you're offering to buy a
TV that you don't need for my sake.
**[04:39] Tsukasa**
That alone makes me really happy.
**[04:45] Nasa**
*This has been a good shopping trip.*
**[04:55] Nasa**
* Could it be she's lonely because*
* I won't be back until tonight?*
**[05:00] Nasa**
*S-S-So cute!*
**[05:03] Nasa**
* If that's true, my wife*
* is so unbelievably cute!*
**[05:23] Nasa**
I'm going now.
**[05:24] Tsukasa**
Okay. Have a safe trip.
**[05:29] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[05:31] Nasa**
Well... it's just...
**[05:33] Nasa**
You won't be gone when I get back, right?
**[05:41] Tsukasa**
If you're worried about it,
**[05:43] Tsukasa**
hurry back as soon as you can.
**[05:48] Nasa**
Okay! I'm going!
**[05:50] Tsukasa**
Have a safe trip.
**[05:52] Nasa**
Listen, Tsukasa-chan!
**[05:54] Nasa**
Would you like to move into a bigger place?!
**[05:57] Tsukasa**
A bigger place?
**[05:59] Tsukasa**
Not really. Things are fine the way they are.
**[06:04] Nasa**
But, y'know, this place is pretty tiny!
**[06:09] Tsukasa**
True, but... that helps
me feel closer to you.
**[06:15] Nasa**
I-I hadn't considered that!
**[06:18] Nasa**
*I guess things are great either way!*
**[06:22] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[06:24] Tsukasa**
Your picking on me has left me deeply hurt.
**[06:28] Tsukasa**
This is one of those situations where
you'll have to win my favor back.
**[06:33] Tsukasa**
So what're you going to do?
**[06:35] Nasa**
Then do you want to get some soft serve?
**[06:38] Tsukasa**
Soft serve?
**[06:40] Tsukasa**
I-If you think that's enough to cheer
me up, you need to try harder!
**[06:46] Nasa**
Then you can choose what I eat, Tsukasa-chan.
**[06:51] Nasa**
And I'll share a bit with you,
so we can eat it together.
***SIGN*** Nom
**[07:00] Nasa**
Is it good?
**[07:01] Tsukasa**
I-It's not bad.
**[07:03] Tsukasa**
And since this melon bread is a local
specialty, I'm willing to forgive you.
**[07:08] Nasa**
I'm glad.
**[07:21] Tsukasa**
Here I am.
**[07:31] Tsukasa**
What do you think?
**[07:34] Nasa**
You look really beautiful.
**[07:37] Tsukasa**
Thank you.
**[07:39] Nasa**
H-Hey...
**[07:42] Tsukasa**
What's wrong, darling?
**[07:44] Nasa**
Well... i-if I asked to see... then...
**[07:50] Nasa**
would you show me what you look
like in your cute underwear?
**[07:58] Tsukasa**
I guess... as much as you want.
**[08:01] ---**
*W-Well, now!*
**[08:04] ---**
*It must be nice to be young.*
***SIGN*** Really Excited
**[08:17] ---**
*As for those early newlywed nights,*
**[08:20] ---**
*those are just as packed with excitement.*
**[08:24] Nasa**
*Wow! She's really asleep!*
**[08:26] Nasa**
*My wife is so cute.*
**[08:30] Nasa**
*I'd like to just lay here and watch her.*
**[08:35] Nasa**
*Huh... is my wife... a restless sleeper?*
**[08:40] Nasa**
*Aw, her hair's down.*
**[08:43] Nasa**
* And she's not even in the*
* futon we bought anymore.*
**[08:46] Nasa**
*She's gonna catch a chill like that...*
**[08:48] Nasa**
* Which could make her sick!*
* So I should really fix up her futon!*
**[08:53] Nasa**
*So in that case...*
**[08:55] Nasa**
*One goodnight kiss won't hurt, right?!*
***SIGN*** A Fairly Terrible Conclusion to Reach
**[09:00] Nasa**
*Okay!*
**[09:05] Nasa**
* But... if we're going to*
* do this for the first time...*
**[09:09] ---**
*I'd rather she be awake.*
**[09:12] Nasa**
*I'll be good tonight and...*
**[09:16] Nasa**
*What?! What is this?*
**[09:21] Nasa**
*She went to get some water. Thank goodness.*
**[09:23] ---**
* I thought she might've noticed*
* I was trying to kiss her.*
**[09:30] Nasa**
*What, what?! Why's she standing behind me?!*
**[09:33] Nasa**
* C-Could she be thinking about*
* hugging me while I sleep, too...*
**[09:37] Nasa**
*or maybe even kissing me?!*
**[09:43] Nasa**
Huh? Uh, hello?
**[09:55] Nasa**
*And currently...*
**[09:58] Nasa**
*Is it okay if I hold her like this?*
**[10:03] Nasa**
*But what if she wakes up from the contact?*
**[10:09] Nasa**
* No! Even if she wakes up from me*
* grabbing her, it's not a problem!*
**[10:12] Nasa**
*Because Tsukasa-chan is my wife!*
**[10:19] Nasa**
*I've never held her before...*
**[10:22] Nasa**
*I didn't know that girls were so warm.*
**[10:25] Nasa**
* And she smells so good,*
* it's giving me brain static.*
**[10:30] Nasa**
* This is dangerous! She's so warm,*
* and smells so good, and...*
**[10:35] Nasa**
*Oh, wow! These make great hand rests!*
***SIGN*** That's not what
those are for.
**[10:39] Nasa**
*This is too much! Seriously!*
**[10:51] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[10:55] Nasa**
Listen...
**[10:56] Nasa**
Do you want to sleep on my arm?!
**[10:59] Nasa**
Y-You don't have to if you don't want to!
I was just thinking that, uh, maybe...
**[11:04] Tsukasa**
D-Don't mind if I do, then.
**[11:09] Nasa**
* W-Wow! So this is what it's like*
* when a girl sleeps on your arm.*
**[11:13] Nasa**
* I can feel her body temperature*
* directly through my arm!*
**[11:17] Nasa**
* And I only realize this*
* after actually doing it...*
**[11:21] Nasa**
*but this is pretty painful!*
***SIGN*** Weight
***SIGN*** Blood
***SIGN*** Numbness
**[11:23] Nasa**
*Maybe our positioning is bad?*
**[11:25] ---**
* The pressure's on a particular area that's*
* making the rest of my arm go numb.*
**[11:29] Nasa**
* But I can feel her body warmth,*
* and she smells so good!*
**[11:32] Nasa**
*It's like a marriage of heaven and hell!*
**[11:35] Tsukasa**
Is your arm getting tired, darling?
**[11:37] Nasa**
Huh? N-No, of course not!
**[11:40] Tsukasa**
Oh, really?
**[11:44] Tsukasa**
I knew it. Your arm's asleep.
**[11:46] Nasa**
Th-That was mean!
**[11:48] Tsukasa**
Well, you were trying to act tough.
**[11:50] Tsukasa**
But I don't want to make
you suffer any more, so...
**[11:54] Nasa**
Okay, I'll give up on the the arm,
**[11:57] Nasa**
but I want a goodnight kiss instead.
**[12:02] Nasa**
I don't think I'll be able to
recover with anything less.
**[12:05] Nasa**
Please give me a goodnight kiss!
**[12:07] Nasa**
With you taking the initiative!
**[12:13] Tsukasa**
F-Fine... if you insist.
**[12:19] Tsukasa**
Why are your eyes open?
**[12:21] Nasa**
Well, because I want to see it happen.
**[12:23] Tsukasa**
It's embarrassing to do this
while you're watching.
**[12:27] Nasa**
And you're cute even when you're embarrassed.
**[12:37] Nasa**
*Oh, shoot!*
**[12:39] ---**
* I just wanted to hug her gently, but I*
* ended up panicking and jumping onto her!*
**[12:43] Nasa**
*But... my wife... is shockingly soft!*
**[12:47] Nasa**
* Are all girls this soft?*
* Or is Tsukasa-chan special?!*
**[12:53] Tsukasa**
I-If you grab me from behind,
**[12:56] ---**
you'll scare me.
**[12:58] Nasa**
Sorry. I wanted to go more slowly, but...
**[13:02] Tsukasa**
Honestly...
**[13:03] ---**
* It seems restless nights are going to*
* continue for Nasa-kun for a while yet.*
**[13:07] ---**
* As I said before, it must*
* be nice to be young.*
***SIGN*** Really Particular
**[13:16] ---**
* Now, let's take a quick look at the hobbies*
* and skills of our bride and groom.*
**[13:23] ---**
* Tsukasa-san's cooking is on par*
* with that of a professional chef.*
**[13:32] Nasa**
* A-Amazing! I didn't expect a*
* Shokugeki so early in the morning!*
**[13:38] ---**
* There's also her deep love*
* for and knowledge of films,*
**[13:40] ---**
*everything from B-movies to big blockbusters!*
**[13:44] Tsukasa**
To get the most thorough
enjoyment out of a title,
**[13:46] ---**
you can't afford to skip checking
out the director's previous works!
**[13:50] Tsukasa**
I'm saying that by taking a holistic
approach to viewing a film,
**[13:52] ---**
including the director's style and history,
**[13:54] Tsukasa**
you can enjoy a movie more fully!
**[13:56] ---**
*Then there's her variety of gaming skills,*
**[13:59] ---**
* covering everything from*
* retro titles to the latest hits!*
**[14:03] Tsukasa**
I guess I should shift up a gear!
**[14:09] Kaname**
Whoa, you're pretty good.
**[14:10] Chitose**
Nee-sama's great at video games!
**[14:13] Kaname**
Sure looks like it.
**[14:17] ---**
* Meanwhile, Nasa-kun's consulting talents*
* are dazzling, even at his tender age.*
**[14:24] (Flashback) Nasa**
There are two budgetary deficiencies here.
**[14:26] (Flashback) Nasa**
Also, take these documents to the legal
affairs bureau and the tax office.
**[14:30] (Flashback) Nasa**
That should get you a subsidy.
**[14:32] ---**
*Installing new systems at minimal cost,*
**[14:34] ---**
*streamlining business expenditures...*
**[14:36] ---**
*Using limited resources strategically,*
**[14:38] ---**
* he was able to revive the business of*
* a bathhouse on the verge of failure.*
**[14:42] Both**
"The key is innovating!"
**[14:45] (Flashback) Nasa**
You need to design revolutionary
ideas that redefine the system!
**[14:49] Kaname**
And he went on to come up with all
kinds of innovations for the bathhouse.
**[14:53] ---**
* Their variety of interests and abilities*
* adds extra richness to their newlywed life.*
***SIGN*** Really Lively
**[15:05] ---**
* Now, our newlyweds just happen to*
* have a variety of wonderful friends.*
**[15:10] Kaname**
Besides, your wife doesn't
look any older than me.
**[15:14] Nasa**
True, she said she's 16.
**[15:15] ---**
*At times, they offer rebukes.*
**[15:16] Kaname**
Sixteen?!
**[15:18] Kaname**
You damned lolicon! I'll straighten you out!
**[15:21] Nasa**
Who are you calling a lolicon?!
**[15:22] ---**
* At times, they offer*
* passionate encouragement.*
**[15:25] Chi**
It's you...
**[15:26] Chi**
You're the one Nee-sama married?!
**[15:30] Chi**
You can't have her!
**[15:31] Chi**
I will not let you have Nee-sama!
**[15:34] ---**
* And at other times, they offer*
* camaraderie in the buff.*
**[15:38] Aya**
I have to say, your skin is really beautiful.
**[15:42] Aya**
It's like silk.
**[15:44] Tsukasa**
Oh... thank you.
**[15:46] Aya**
But wait.
**[15:47] Aya**
I think the comparison needs to
be with something truly beautiful!
**[15:51] Aya**
Let's see... what is there?
**[15:54] Aya**
Your skin... is like an iPhone X!
**[15:59] ---**
*They're our couple's support network!*
***SIGN*** Really Precious
**[16:07] ---**
*Tsukasa-san and Nasa-kun...*
**[16:09] ---**
* A loving couple who admire,*
* and seek to know, one another.*
**[16:12] ---**
* There are things in their lives that*
* might seem mundane to most people,*
**[16:16] ---**
* but to the two of them,*
* they are truly precious moments.*
**[16:21] Tsukasa**
"Nasa," written with the
characters for "starry sky"...
**[16:24] Tsukasa**
I think it's a fantastic name.
**[16:27] Nasa**
* It felt like an ache that had been stuck in my*
* chest from the day I was born melted away.*
**[16:34] Nasa**
*This marriage still doesn't feel real,*
**[16:37] Nasa**
* but right now, I genuinely*
* want to marry this girl.*
**[16:46] Nasa**
We ended up getting the
cheapest pair of rings.
**[16:49] Nasa**
Are you sure these are the
wedding rings you want?
**[16:52] Tsukasa**
Of course!
**[16:55] Tsukasa**
I mean, I'll remember today
whenever I look at this ring.
**[17:01] Tsukasa**
I'll remember how Honey Winston had you beat,
**[17:05] Tsukasa**
and how we ended up getting the
cheapest diamonds in Okachimachi.
**[17:11] Tsukasa**
And...
**[17:12] Tsukasa**
I'll remember how kind you are,
**[17:14] ---**
and how much you care about me,
every time I look at it.
**[17:20] Tsukasa**
I'm sure that'll give it a
shine that will never fade.
**[17:25] Tsukasa**
I know I won't ever forget
**[17:27] Tsukasa**
the fact that you loved me.
**[17:32] Tsukasa**
That'll stay with me.
**[17:37] Tsukasa**
I wanted pictures of my
life with you, Nasa-kun.
**[17:42] Nasa**
Our life?
**[17:44] Tsukasa**
I want to take one picture a day,
**[17:48] ---**
to leave a little record of where we've been.
**[17:51] Nasa**
Every day?
**[17:52] Tsukasa**
Yep, every day.
**[17:54] Tsukasa**
The whole point is to do it every day.
**[17:57] Tsukasa**
Don't worry. I'm going to stick to it.
**[18:00] Tsukasa**
People tend to forget something
in their daily routine...
**[18:05] Tsukasa**
That every single day they have with
the person they love is precious.
**[18:11] Tsukasa**
So I want to make a record of
our time together, bit by bit.
**[18:17] Tsukasa**
A secret diary of our married life.
**[18:23] Chitose**
Wh-Who cares about fate?!
**[18:25] Chitose**
All that really boils down to is instinct!
**[18:28] Nasa**
Bernhard Riemann theorized
that the zeta function
**[18:32] ---**
would predict the distribution
of prime numbers,
**[18:34] Nasa**
and then mathematicians around
the world spent 150 years
**[18:37] ---**
trying to prove whether he was right.
**[18:40] Nasa**
Even something like gravitational waves
were hypothesized by Einstein first,
**[18:44] Nasa**
before being observed for
the first time a century later.
**[18:47] Nasa**
Some of the most scientific principles
in the world are only proven
**[18:53] ---**
after someone intuits them first.
**[18:55] Nasa**
I know that I don't know
her as well as you do,
**[19:00] Nasa**
but I intend to spend my entire
life proving our love is real.
**[19:06] Nasa**
You don't get married because
you've proven you're in love...
**[19:10] Nasa**
You get married so that you can prove it.
**[19:17] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
So, Father, what did you want to discuss?
**[19:24] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
U-Um, Father?!
**[19:26] (Flashback) Enishi**
Thank you so much for saving my son's life.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Enishi**
If you hadn't done what you did,
Nasa-kun would've died.
**[19:36] (Flashback) Enishi**
When the police told me
he'd been hit by a truck...
**[19:39] (Flashback) ---**
I couldn't breathe.
**[19:41] (Flashback) Enishi**
But then they told me that he
wasn't in any mortal danger
**[19:45] (Flashback) ---**
because someone had helped him.
**[19:48] (Flashback) Enishi**
You've done so much for us.
**[19:51] (Flashback) Enishi**
I'm truly, truly grateful!
**[19:55] (Flashback) Enishi**
Nasa-kun's a better son than we deserve.
**[19:58] (Flashback) Enishi**
I have no idea how a pair of oddballs like
us managed to raise such a good boy.
**[20:04] (Flashback) Enishi**
He's our pride and joy.
**[20:08] (Flashback) Enishi**
Which is why... the fact that you
saved him, and chose to marry him...
**[20:14] (Flashback) Enishi**
is something that we could
only be happy about.
**[20:18] (Flashback) Enishi**
But before congratulating you,
I just had to thank you.
**[20:24] (Flashback) Enishi**
Thank you so much for saving him.
**[20:28] (Flashback) Enishi**
And please, look after my son.
**[20:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I'm really touched to hear all of that.
**[20:40] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
As far as I'm concerned...
it's an honor to join your family.
**[20:47] ---**
*A father's love for his son...*
**[20:50] ---**
* That is the earnestness that allows him to*
* bow his head and offer sincere thanks.*
**[20:55] ---**
*And to be able to accept that so graciously...*
**[20:58] ---**
*What a wonderful wife!*
***SIGN*** Really New Material
**[21:09] ---**
* And now let's take a look at what's*
* coming next for our newlywed couple.*
**[21:14] ---**
* What cute sights do Tsukasa-san*
* and Nasa-kun have in store for us?*
**[21:18] ---**
*I'm looking forward to it!*
***SIGN*** There's more of Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-san's
***SIGN*** heart-throbbing excitement to come!
**[21:39] ---**
* We'll wrap things up with Nasa-kun's*
* proposal to Tsukasa-san.*
**[21:44] ---**
* Here's hoping for a bright*
* future for our young couple,*
**[21:48] ---**
*and for the audience of* TONIKAWA*!*
**[21:50] ---**
*Until we meet again!*
**[21:53] Tsukasa**
This place is really beautiful...
**[21:56] Tsukasa**
So I wanted you to see it!
**[22:02] Nasa**
*I see...*
**[22:04] Nasa**
*That's the whole point.*
**[22:08] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan.
**[22:11] Nasa**
From now on, when anything
good happens to me,
**[22:14] ---**
you'll be the first to hear about it.
**[22:17] Nasa**
And if anything sad happens to you,
**[22:20] ---**
I'll share in that sadness.
**[22:23] Nasa**
We'll share with each other,
**[22:25] Nasa**
and support each other...
**[22:28] Nasa**
That's the kind of couple I want us to be.
**[22:33] Nasa**
I swear, I won't ever make
you regret choosing me.
**[22:40] Tsukasa**
This sounds like a proposal.
**[22:43] Nasa**
It is one.
**[22:45] Nasa**
I love you.
**[23:30] Nasa**
In sickness and in health...
**[23:34] Tsukasa**
I swear to love and support you.
**[23:38] Nasa**
Because we're...
**[23:39] Tsukasa**
From here on, always...
**[23:41] Both**
...going to be married.
# E13 - SNS
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDWQK5/sns)
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**[00:05] ---**
* One night, when the moon was*
* shining bright, a girl saved my life.*
**[00:10] ---**
* She was so cute, and one day we would share*
* a future together as husband and wife.*
**[00:15] ---**
* Living together under the same roof,*
* our newlywed life would begin.*
**[00:20] ---**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting,*
**[00:23] ---**
* and ended up together, with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 13
**[02:00] Nasa**
Here.
**[02:04] Nasa**
Your smartphone showed up, Tsukasa-chan.
**[02:14] Tsukasa**
This is incredible, darling!
**[02:17] Tsukasa**
It's like the dawn of a new era!
**[02:19] Tsukasa**
I can finally be one of those
insta-girls who are just so grammable!
**[02:22] Nasa**
*I didn't know she was into that stuff.*
**[02:24] Tsukasa**
Could you set it up for me right now?
**[02:28] Tsukasa**
Because I have no idea how
stuff like this works!
**[02:34] Nasa**
Sure thing.
**[02:36] Nasa**
Here you go. It's all set up.
**[02:39] Tsukasa**
Thanks.
**[02:40] Tsukasa**
So... how do I take a picture with this thing?
**[02:43] Nasa**
First you need to open the
camera app, and then...
**[02:48] Tsukasa**
Okay, that's going to be my wallpaper.
**[02:50] Nasa**
You're using my picture for the wallpaper?!
**[02:53] Tsukasa**
Yep.
**[02:53] Tsukasa**
It came out really cute.
**[02:55] Nasa**
What?! Come on, that's kinda embarrassing!
**[02:59] Tsukasa**
Oh, we should trade
contact information, too.
**[03:01] Nasa**
Huh? Contact info?
***SIGN*** Address Book
***SIGN*** Yuzaki Tsukasa
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** Father
***SIGN*** Mother
***SIGN*** Grandfather
**[03:04] Nasa**
Oh, for your address book.
**[03:06] Tsukasa**
Yeah. Because, you know...
**[03:09] Tsukasa**
I want yours to be the first entry in it.
**[03:16] Nasa**
I-I see! Okay, Let me get your contact info, too.
***SIGN*** Notes
***SIGN*** Phone Number
***SIGN*** Ring Tone
***SIGN*** E-mail Address
***SIGN*** Cosmos
**[03:22] Tsukasa**
Wow, you can put a lot of
info in the address book.
***SIGN*** Mom
**[03:26] Nasa**
I guess so.
***SIGN*** Contacts
**[03:27] Nasa**
Besides the phone number and address,
there's social media details, and...
***SIGN*** Add name and relationship
***SIGN*** Spouse > Yuzaki Tsukasa
**[03:44] Nasa**
You can only have one person listed
under that heading, after all.
***SIGN*** Spouse > Yuzaki Nasa
**[03:58] Tsukasa**
I've obtained the smartphone skill Line!
**[04:02] ---**
Huh?
**[04:04] Kaname**
Oh, you mean you've got a
phone and can use Line now?
**[04:09] Tsukasa**
Exactly!
**[04:11] Tsukasa**
This is nothing like the Sengoku period,
when we used smoke signals and drums!
**[04:16] Tsukasa**
I bet old Nobunaga would've actually
taken over Japan if he had one of these.
**[04:17] Nobunaga**
Hello?
**[04:20] Kaname**
That's a heck of a comparison to make!
**[04:22] Kaname**
In that case, do you want
to trade Line contact info?
**[04:29] Kaname**
She can seriously be so
cute at times like this...
**[04:33] Tsukasa**
So how does this work?
**[04:36] Kaname**
First, you generate a QR code.
**[04:40] Kaname**
Okay, that ought to do it.
***SIGN*** Arisugawa Kaname
**[04:45] Tsukasa**
What exactly is this icon and profile pic?
**[04:47] Kaname**
It's my favorite sexy radish!
**[04:49] Kaname**
Cute, right?
**[04:51] Tsukasa**
I'm not sure about that part, but it's
interesting how it conveys your personality.
**[04:55] Kaname**
Sure is!
**[04:56] Kaname**
And Senpai's is some old dude
I've never heard of before.
***SIGN*** Yuzaki Nasa
**[05:00] Tsukasa**
That's John von Neumann.
He invented the modern computer—
**[05:04] Aya**
What're you up to?
**[05:06] Tsukasa**
Oh, I have a smartphone now, so...
**[05:09] Kaname**
We were trading Line contacts.
**[05:11] Aya**
Oh, swap contacts with me, too!
**[05:14] Tsukasa**
Sure, gladly.
***SIGN*** Arisugawa Aya
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
**[05:23] Tsukasa**
These really do get people's
personalities across...
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
**[05:25] Kaname**
It makes it really obvious what
they're into at the moment.
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
**[05:28] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
***SIGN*** Whisper
**[05:35] Nasa**
What? You want me to come
to the office for a day?
**[05:40] Nasa**
Well, okay, I understand.
**[05:43] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[05:44] Nasa**
My old job asked me to come
in and help out for a day.
**[05:47] Tsukasa**
You mean the really difficult place where
you worked before you married me?
**[05:52] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[05:53] ---**
I had a senpai there
who helped me out a lot
**[05:56] Nasa**
and insisted on me coming in.
**[05:59] Nasa**
We used to go to the movies a lot, too.
**[06:04] Tsukasa**
This was a guy, right?
**[06:06] Nasa**
Yeah. He knew a lot about
manga and anime, too.
**[06:09] Nasa**
He taught me a lot.
**[06:12] Nasa**
He would talk about that stuff
all day while we were working.
**[06:15] Nasa**
And it was a topic he would
only bring up with me.
**[06:19] Nasa**
I was kind of depressed at the time,
**[06:21] ---**
so I appreciated the company.
***SIGN*** Bask...
**[06:25] Tsukasa**
Are you sure that wasn't because you were the
only one who paid him any attention, darling?
**[06:29] Nasa**
What?! That can't be the case! I... think...
**[06:34] Nasa**
Anyway, I'm probably going
to be staying the night,
**[06:38] ---**
but I'll let you know once
I find out when I can leave.
**[06:40] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[06:42] ---**
I understand.
**[06:43] Nasa**
Good luck helping at the
bathhouse, Tsukasa-chan.
**[06:46] Nasa**
I'm heading out.
**[06:48] Tsukasa**
Have a safe trip.
**[06:55] ---**
Huh...
**[06:56] Kaname**
So that means Senpai won't
be coming back today?
**[07:00] Tsukasa**
Right.
**[07:01] Tsukasa**
Well, he said he'd try to get
home as soon as possible,
**[07:04] Tsukasa**
but even then, it might not be until morning.
**[07:09] Kaname**
You miss him?
**[07:11] Tsukasa**
H-How could I possibly miss him when
he's only going to be gone for one day?!
**[07:18] Kaname**
Well, you've got a phone now,
**[07:20] ---**
so if you miss him, you could
always send him a sticker!
**[07:24] Tsukasa**
A sticker?
**[07:25] Tsukasa**
B-Being married means being
linked at the heart!
**[07:28] ---**
A little separation isn't going
to make me that anxious!
**[07:38] [SONG] Sign**
Bored...
***SIGN*** Test.
Well?
Did it come through?
It did!
That's great~
Everything's in working order, then!
**[07:48] Tsukasa**
*For some reason...*
**[07:50] Tsukasa**
*I'm super lonely!*
**[07:52] Tsukasa**
* No, wait, that can't be. Even if*
* he's going to be gone all day,*
**[07:56] Tsukasa**
*it hasn't even been an hour yet!*
***SIGN*** L
o
n
e
l
i
n
e
s
s
**[08:02] Tsukasa**
*What kind of sticker am I about to send?!*
***SIGN*** L
o
n
e
l
i
n
e
s
s
***SIGN*** can be
lethal...
**[08:05] Tsukasa**
* Something like this can't be*
* anything more than a nuisance!*
**[08:11] Tsukasa**
*Nasa-kun is working hard right now.*
**[08:14] ---**
* If I send him a sticker like this,*
* it'll just distract him...*
**[08:20] Tsukasa**
*Right?*
***SIGN*** Good luck with work
**[08:24] Tsukasa**
*This shouldn't be a nuisance, right?*
**[08:30] [SONG] Sign**
Hmmmmm
**[08:33] Tsukasa**
* No, I shouldn't pester him.*
* It'll just get in the way.*
**[08:39] Aya**
Nasa-kun's not around today?
**[08:41] Tsukasa**
No. Although I have to ask,
**[08:44] ---**
why exactly are you here
in the middle of the day?
**[08:47] Aya**
It has to be lonely being separated
when you're newlyweds!
**[08:51] Tsukasa**
Did you hear what I asked?
**[08:52] Aya**
But I bet Nasa-kun is lonely too,
**[08:55] ---**
so you'll probably get a
bunch of stickers from him.
**[09:00] Tsukasa**
No...
**[09:01] Tsukasa**
Not a single one.
**[09:03] Aya**
Huh?! R-Really?!
**[09:06] Aya**
Well, he's probably busy with work,
**[09:08] ---**
or working in an underground
forced labor camp with no signal...
**[09:10] Aya**
It has to be something like that!
**[09:12] ---**
Not that I know, but it
sure sounds like trouble!
**[09:15] Tsukasa**
You're right, he probably is just busy.
**[09:23] Aya**
W-Well, I have the new RE to play.
**[09:27] Tsukasa**
Yeah... Good luck.
**[09:30] Tsukasa**
Wait, no! Go to school!
**[09:33] Tsukasa**
Honestly...
**[09:35] Tsukasa**
* But she's right. He hasn't*
* contacted me at all.*
**[09:40] Tsukasa**
* Could it be that he doesn't*
* really miss me that much?!*
**[09:43] Tsukasa**
* No, hang on, this is Nasa-kun we're*
* talking about. There's no way.*
**[09:47] Tsukasa**
* He's probably just really busy,*
* or isn't allowed to use his phone.*
**[09:51] Tsukasa**
* I hear that's the case in*
* a lot of workplaces now—*
**[09:53] Customer**
Excuse me.
**[09:55] Nasa**
Hello, welcome!
**[09:57] Customer**
I hate to trouble you,
**[09:59] ---**
but do you folks have towels that we can use?
**[10:02] Tsukasa**
Sure, if you could just bring the ticket
that you get from the vending machine...
**[10:04] Tsukasa**
* He said he'd let me know*
* when he's almost done,*
**[10:07] Tsukasa**
*so I need to focus on work until then, too!*
**[10:16] Tsukasa**
Things are so convenient nowadays.
**[10:18] ---**
You just need to play with your
phone to see pictures and video.
**[10:35] Tsukasa**
*It's already 7:00, and no word from Darling.*
**[10:42] Tsukasa**
*Did he really forget about me?*
**[10:48] Tsukasa**
*Oh, shoot! I'm actually making myself sad!*
**[10:53] Tsukasa**
*How stupid can I be?!*
**[10:54] ---**
* Getting worked up into a*
* depression all on my own...*
**[10:58] Tsukasa**
*But...*
**[10:59] ---**
*But...*
***SIGN*** Sorry, I can't use my phone at work...
***SIGN*** I really miss you, Tsukasa-chan...
***SIGN*** Sorry, I can't use my phone at work...
***SIGN*** I miss you, too.
**[11:14] Tsukasa**
*We might be separated,*
**[11:16] ---**
*but we're still in each other's hearts.*
***SIGN*** I don't think I'll be heading
home until morning though (sweat)
**[11:23] Tsukasa**
*So... it's fine.*
**[11:26] Tsukasa**
*I'm not lonely... I'm not!*
***SIGN*** I don't think I'm heading home until after
dawn so go ahead and get some sleep
**[11:40] Tsukasa**
My first night alone...
**[11:42] Tsukasa**
Well, there's bound to be a few
of those over a long married life.
**[11:46] Tsukasa**
* I should be proud of Darling*
* for focusing on his work.*
**[11:50] Tsukasa**
* Instead of complaining about how*
* lonely I am, I should just go to bed.*
**[11:59] Tsukasa**
* Seriously, that wasn't*
* because I'm feeling lonely!*
**[12:03] Tsukasa**
It was just...
**[12:04] Tsukasa**
Just in case he comes back tonight!
**[12:09] Tsukasa**
He could still end up finishing
early in the morning.
**[12:12] Tsukasa**
And if the futon isn't out,
**[12:14] ---**
he'll have to get it out himself,
despite being exhausted!
**[12:18] Tsukasa**
That'd just be pitiful!
**[12:20] Tsukasa**
I'd feel terrible for him!
**[12:22] Tsukasa**
So this is not a problem!
**[12:24] Tsukasa**
He can rest easy!
**[12:26] Tsukasa**
And that being the case,
**[12:28] Tsukasa**
goodnight!
**[12:35] Tsukasa**
*Things have been so lively lately...*
**[12:40] Tsukasa**
*So it seems... extra quiet.*
**[12:50] Nasa**
Finally managed to finish...
**[12:52] Nasa**
I didn't expect it to take
until four in the morning.
**[12:55] Nasa**
Then again, it's always been
like that over there.
**[12:58] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan has to be in bed by now.
**[13:01] Nasa**
I feel like I'm ready to collapse...
**[13:03] ---**
I bet the second I lie down, I'll be out cold.
**[13:11] Nasa**
*Better be careful so I don't wake her up.*
**[13:16] Tsukasa**
Welcome home.
**[13:17] Nasa**
Huh?
**[13:19] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you're still awake?
**[13:21] Tsukasa**
I couldn't sleep for some reason.
**[13:23] Nasa**
I see. Sorry about that.
**[13:26] Tsukasa**
It's okay.
**[13:29] Tsukasa**
You worked really hard!
**[13:34] Tsukasa**
So what now? Do you want something to drink?
**[13:37] Nasa**
Nah, I'm seriously tired...
I'm going straight to bed.
**[13:42] Tsukasa**
Really?
**[13:43] Nasa**
Yeah.
**[13:44] Nasa**
You put my futon out! Thank you.
**[13:47] Tsukasa**
U-Uh, yeah, it was nothing!
**[14:00] Tsukasa**
Well... goodnight.
**[14:04] Nasa**
Uh... yeah.
**[14:06] Nasa**
* That might be the first time Tsukasa-chan's*
* taken the initiative for a kiss!*
***SIGN*** ba-bump ba-bump
**[14:11] Tsukasa**
*What's going on?*
***SIGN*** ba-bump ba-bump
**[14:13] ---**
*Maybe I'm imagining it,*
**[14:15] ---**
* but she seems a little*
* more aggressive tonight...*
**[14:17] Tsukasa**
Say, darling?
**[14:19] Tsukasa**
Is it okay if I visit your futon today?
**[14:25] Nasa**
S-Sure. B-By all means.
**[14:29] Tsukasa**
E-Excuse me, then.
**[14:35] Nasa**
*S-Seriously, what's going on?*
**[14:38] Nasa**
* My normally cool wife seems to be*
* wanting a lot of attention today!*
**[14:44] Nasa**
*Could it be that she missed me that much?*
**[14:52] Nasa**
*But it was only a day! And yet...*
**[14:55] Nasa**
* Could she really have a*
* hidden side this cute?!*
**[14:58] Tsukasa**
You still haven't given me
a goodnight kiss, Nasa-kun.
**[15:03] Nasa**
Huh? You want me to kiss you?
**[15:07] Tsukasa**
Y-Yeah.
**[15:09] Tsukasa**
Because we were apart all day.
**[15:13] Tsukasa**
So I want... a little more attention.
**[15:16] Nasa**
*That was powerful!*
**[15:19] Nasa**
Me, too!
**[15:21] Nasa**
I really missed you, Tsukasa-chan.
**[15:26] Tsukasa**
H-How much?
**[15:28] Nasa**
This much.
**[15:42] Nasa**
*It's four in the morning.*
**[15:45] Nasa**
* The Arisugawa family is*
* bound to be sound asleep.*
**[15:50] Nasa**
*This might just be...*
**[15:53] Nasa**
*my big chance!*
**[15:55] Nasa**
* We're married, after all...*
* It's p-perfectly natural.*
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[16:03] Tsukasa**
Could you... Could you hold me tight?
**[16:08] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, you are so cute.
**[16:23] Tsukasa**
I love you.
**[16:32] Tsukasa**
* I was so lonely last night,*
* I got into a really weird mood...*
**[16:36] Tsukasa**
* And I said a bunch of extremely*
* embarrassing stuff!*
**[16:39] Tsukasa**
But we're married, so when we're alone,
**[16:42] ---**
it doesn't matter what kind of
embarrassing stuff we say.
**[16:45] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Could you hold me tight?
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
* I-I don't care how lonely I was!*
* What the hell was I thinking?!*
**[16:54] Tsukasa**
* Now I won't know how to*
* face him when he wakes up!*
**[16:59] Tsukasa**
* And if Kaname and the others*
* heard us talking like that...*
**[17:04] Kaname**
Did you have fun last night?
**[17:06] Tsukasa**
Wh-What are you talking about?!
**[17:08] Kaname**
That's just my way of saying hello.
**[17:10] Tsukasa**
Could you make your morning
greeting a little less tawdry?!
**[17:13] Kaname**
Come on, even if you wanted to have fun,
**[17:16] ---**
Senpai probably isn't back yet, right?
**[17:18] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun actually came
back early in the morning.
**[17:21] Kaname**
Wait, did you guys really
have fun while I was asleep?!
**[17:28] Tsukasa**
Of course not!
**[17:30] Kaname**
Did the thought of Aya-nee overhearing you
**[17:32] ---**
during her late-night gaming
sessions make it even hotter?!
**[17:35] Tsukasa**
Seriously, stop it!
**[17:38] Tsukasa**
Th-There was nothing strange going on!
**[17:41] Tsukasa**
Besides, we're married,
**[17:44] Tsukasa**
so certain things other people might be
jealous of are important to our relationship.
**[17:49] Kaname**
Yeah, I don't really need
the societal justification.
**[17:54] ---**
Huh?
**[17:55] Kaname**
I just wanna catch a glimpse
of that strange action!
**[18:00] Tsukasa**
It's not a show!
**[18:01] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan?
**[18:04] Tsukasa**
Darling...
**[18:05] Nasa**
There you are.
**[18:08] Nasa**
Um.... Good morning.
**[18:14] Tsukasa**
Yeah... Good morning.
**[18:20] Kaname**
Y-You really did have fun last night.
**[18:23] Tsukasa**
N-Not the way you're thinking!
**[18:23] Nasa**
What? What're you talking about?
**[18:25] Tsukasa**
Seriously!
**[18:26] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan, what did you tell her?
**[18:32] Charlotte**
Good morning! Time to wake up, Chitose-chan!
**[18:39] Charlotte**
Oh, my! What an alluring sleeping figure!
**[18:47] Charlotte**
It's morning, Chitose-chan.
**[18:50] Chitose**
Is that any reason to
invade my personal space?!
**[18:53] Charlotte**
It didn't seem like you were
going to wake up otherwise!
**[18:56] Charlotte**
So...
**[18:58] Chitose**
I'll get up, so get off me!
**[19:06] Charlotte**
Okay, I'll help you get changed, then!
**[19:10] Chitose**
Hey, dummy, watch the hands!
**[19:12] Charlotte**
I'm just helping you get undressed!
**[19:14] Chitose**
Who needs help with that?!
**[19:15] Charlotte**
It's fine!
**[19:17] Aurora**
*I don't believe this is sexual harassment.*
**[19:19] Aurora**
*This maid is just absent-mindedly suggestive.*
**[19:26] Charlotte**
By the way, I overheard something.
**[19:29] Charlotte**
Apparently Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan
had a lot of fun last night!
**[19:35] Chitose**
What is that supposed to mean?!
**[19:38] Charlotte**
Well, earlier...
**[19:39] Charlotte**
When I was at the bathhouse this morning,
**[19:42] ---**
I overheard them talking about it.
**[19:44] Chitose**
Do you go there every morning or something?!
**[19:47] Chitose**
W-Well, what's wrong with that?
**[19:50] Chitose**
Th-They *are* married!
**[19:52] ---**
Even if they did that sort of thing...
**[19:53] Charlotte**
What sort of thing, though?
**[19:56] Charlotte**
I wanna know what kind of
fun they were having, too!
**[20:01] Chitose**
Seriously, you're way too close!
**[20:04] Chitose**
I mean stuff like holding
hands or hugging in bed!
**[20:09] Charlotte**
You mean like what I do
with you, Chitose-chan?
**[20:11] Chitose**
What are you implying?!
**[20:13] Chitose**
It's...
**[20:16] Chitose**
a lot more intense than that!
**[20:21] Aurora**
Intense?!
**[20:23] Charlotte**
In other words, the two
of them really get along!
**[20:28] Aurora**
That's what it boils down to, yeah.
**[20:32] Charlotte**
That's a good thing!
**[20:35] Charlotte**
Just like me and you, Aurora.
We get along too, right?
**[20:39] Aurora**
Y-Yeah, I guess...
**[20:42] Charlotte**
Then do you wanna hold hands
when we go to sleep tonight?
**[20:50] Aurora**
W-Well, if you—
**[20:54] Charlotte**
Joking! I was just joking!
**[20:57] ---**
Goodnight!
**[21:03] Aurora**
What a temptress.
**[21:12] Nasa**
I-I have to get up early tomorrow,
so we should head to bed, huh?
**[21:17] Tsukasa**
G-Good idea.
**[21:20] Nasa**
If we look sleep-deprived again,
**[21:22] ---**
there's no telling what
Kaname-chan will say.
**[21:25] Tsukasa**
You're right.
***SIGN*** Unread messages below
***SIGN*** Have fun again tonight
**[21:33] Tsukasa**
L-Let's get to sleep, darling!
**[21:35] Nasa**
R-Right!
**[21:38] Nasa**
Goodnight, Tsukasa-chan.
**[21:44] Nasa**
Tsukasa-chan...
**[21:47] Nasa**
What about my goodnight kiss?
**[21:50] Tsukasa**
B-But if we do that...
**[21:56] Tsukasa**
Well... uh...
**[22:01] Tsukasa**
Um....
**[22:06] Tsukasa**
Fine.
***SIGN*** Have fun again tonight
***SIGN*** Having fun