Season 1
- E1 - Marriage
- E2 - The First Night
- E3 - Sisters
- E4 - Promise
- E5 - Rings
- E6 - News
- E7 - Trip
- E8 - Parents
- E9 - Daily Life
- E10 - The Way Home
- E11 - Friends
- E12 - Husband and Wife
- E12.5 - Flashbacks
- E13 - SNS
E1 - Marriage
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[00:17] Nasa
It's like my life is being
sucked up by this snow.
[00:22] Nasa
Am I going to die?
[00:25] Nasa
My entire body feels like it's on fire.
[00:27] Nasa
I didn't realize dying would hurt this much.
[00:32] (Flashback) Tsukasa
You'll be okay.
[00:35] (Flashback) Tsukasa
It takes more than this to kill someone.
[00:38] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Besides, you're not ready to die yet, right?
[00:42] (Flashback) Tsukasa
So... hang in there.
[00:47] Nasa
I heard a kind voice as my consciousness
started to slip away...
[00:52] Nasa
It was the first time my wife ever spoke to me.
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
[02:27] Nasa
Let's say you get married
SIGN Nasa-kun
stands up!
SIGN Thank you for
being born!
SIGN Happy birthday!
SIGN First Bath
[02:29] Nasa
and end up having kids.
[02:31] Nasa
Let me offer one piece of advice:
[02:36] (Flashback) Dad
He's full of energy!
[02:38] (Flashback) Mom
What should we name him?
[02:40] Dad
Good question. I want him to be big,
like the universe itself!
SIGN Episode 1
SIGN Marriage
[02:43] Dad
Let's call him Nasa,
with the kanji for "starry sky"!
[02:46] Nasa
Please, give your kid a normal name!
SIGN Yuzaki Nasa
SIGN Usakame Kindergarden
[02:50] Nasa
By the time I was in kindergarten...
[02:52] (Flashback) Teacher
Let's see, your name is...
SIGN Admission Form
[02:55] (Flashback) Teacher
Yuzaki...
[02:57] (Flashback) Teacher
Nasa, huh?
[03:00] Nasa
Whenever an adult saw what my
name was, they'd chuckle a bit.
[03:05] (Flashback) Girl
Hey, hey! Are you gonna
be an astronaut, Nasa-kun?
[03:10] (Flashback) Nasa
I don't think so, why?
[03:13] (Flashback) Girl
Then why's your name Nasa? That's weird!
[03:17] Nasa
At the time, I didn't realize
[03:18] ---
NASA was also the American National
Aeronautics and Space Administration.
[03:23] Girl
Everyone knows about NASA!
[03:23] Nasa
But I did realize that people
were making fun of me...
[03:27] Nasa
And I really hated that.
[03:30] Nasa
So I wanted to become someone
people would respect.
[03:34] Nasa
So that anyone who heard my name,
SIGN Success
[03:36] ---
no matter where in the world they were from,
[03:38] Nasa
they'd think, "Wow, he's even better than NASA!"
[03:43] Nasa
There's something inside me that lets me
push myself to the limit, once I get motivated.
[03:48] Nasa
Because of that, by the time I was
in my third year of middle school...
[03:51] (Flashback) ---
What?!
[03:52] (Flashback) Yanagi
Tsukuba University's affiliated high school?!
[03:54] (Flashback) Yanagi
B-But, Yuzaki-kun, that school's famous for
only wanting people who score in the top 30%!
[03:59] (Flashback) Nasa
Right.
[04:00] (Flashback) Nasa
But...
[04:01] (Flashback) Nasa
I think I can get in!
[04:04] Nasa
Look how ready I am!
[04:05] (Flashback) Yanagi
Well, with your grades,
[04:08] (Flashback) ---
you probably could get an A-rating
from the big public schools...
[04:11] (Flashback) Yanagi
But do you have a backup school?
[04:13] (Flashback) Yanagi
There's a risk of wasting money, not to
mention recommendation being—
[04:15] (Flashback) Nasa
Sensei...
[04:17] (Flashback) Nasa
I don't need a backup school.
[04:20] (Flashback) Nasa
Because I'm getting into my top choice!
[04:22] (Flashback) ---
My name is Yuzaki Nasa!
[04:24] (Flashback) ---
And I'll reach the speed
of light before NASA does!
[04:27] (Flashback) Yanagi
I guess grades and common
sense aren't synonymous.
[04:30] (Flashback) Yanagi
But... wait! On the off-chance you fail,
[04:32] (Flashback) ---
you'll end up losing a whole year!
[04:34] (Flashback) Nasa
There is no off-chance.
[04:36] (Flashback) Nasa
Because I'm going to reach
the speed of light—
[04:37] Yanagi
You know what, never mind!
[04:41] (Flashback) Yanagi
Look, there's still time before entrance exams.
[04:43] (Flashback) Yanagi
Take some time and discuss what
you're going to do with your parents.
[04:47] (Flashback) Nasa
I don't intend to turn to my
parents for advice. It's my life.
[04:51] (Flashback) Yanagi
Well, you never know what
fate has in store for you.
[04:55] (Flashback) Yanagi
If you let your guard down,
it could cost you everything.
[04:59] (Flashback) Nasa
No matter what fate has in store for me...
[05:02] (Flashback) Nasa
I know I'll be able to manage!
[05:08] Nasa
And I genuinely believed that.
[05:10] Nasa
After reinventing myself through sheer effort,
[05:12] ---
I was sure that I could deal with
anything fate had in store for me.
SIGN February 2018 National Middle School Trial Exam Results Sheet Name: Yuzaki Nasa School Year: 3rd National Ranking: 1st Collective Score Across Five Subjects: 498/500
[05:16] Nasa
But then...
[05:17] (Flashback) Nasa
First place again! At this rate,
the entrance exam will be no problem.
[05:25] Nasa
I let my guard down...
[05:27] Nasa
and stumbled across the fate that awaited me.
[05:31] Nasa
I didn't have words for it.
[05:32] Nasa
She was just really cute!
[05:38] Nasa
What school does she go to?
[05:40] Nasa
Is she the same age as me?
Wait, younger, maybe?
[05:44] Nasa
No, it doesn't matter!
[05:47] Nasa
I think talking to this girl right now is what...
[05:50] (Flashback) Nasa
E-Excuse me!
[05:51] Nasa
...I was born to do!
[05:53] (Flashback) Nasa
Would you—
[06:02] Nasa
I let my guard down...
and it cost me everything.
[06:06] Nasa
I never thought I would die like this.
[06:10] Nasa
I didn't even get to learn her name...
[06:14] Nasa
I don't want to die! I don't want
to die! I don't want to die!
[06:17] Nasa
If I die like this, what was the point
of being born in the first place?!
[06:22] (Flashback) Tsukasa
You'll be okay.
[06:24] (Flashback) Tsukasa
It takes more than this to kill someone.
[06:29] Nasa
It's her...
[06:31] Nasa
Blood? Why is she bleeding?
[06:33] (Flashback) Driver
A-A-A-Are you okay?!
[06:37] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Yeah, I am.
[06:39] (Flashback) Tsukasa
But could you get him to a hospital?
[06:42] (Flashback) Driver
Whoa, wait! I know he's in bad shape,
[06:44] (Flashback) Driver
but didn't you take the brunt of the
the hit when you got in front of him?!
[06:52] (Flashback) Tsukasa
You really shouldn't try to talk.
[06:54] (Flashback) Tsukasa
You might not be dying,
but you're hurt pretty bad.
[06:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa
No thanks necessary.
[06:58] (Flashback) ---
Get some rest, and when you wake up,
forget you ever saw me.
[07:04] Nasa
As I saw her heading toward
the moon while leaving...
[07:08] Nasa
It was as if she was Princess Kaguya.
[07:13] Nasa
My consciousness left me...
[07:16] Nasa
And so did you.
[07:19] Nasa
"The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter" is the story
of a couple who didn't get to be together.
[07:24] Nasa
Princess Kaguya returned to the moon,
[07:26] ---
and nobody, not her adopted father
nor the emperor, could stop her.
SIGN Do you really want...
SIGN Do you really want...
SIGN to just sleep like this?
SIGN You never even
got her name.
SIGN If you let her go now,
SIGN you may never see her again—
SIGN you may never see her again—
SIGN Miracles don't
happen twice.
[07:39] (Flashback) Driver
Right! We're over by the place, at the thing!
[07:41] (Flashback) Driver
Yes, please! Send an ambulance as fast as—
[07:43] (Flashback) Nasa
Don't worry about me!
[07:49] (Flashback) Driver
Are you okay?!
[07:50] (Flashback) Nasa
Did you see where that girl went?
[07:53] (Flashback) Driver
Look, you really should lie down!
[07:55] (Flashback) Nasa
Now is not the time!
[07:58] (Flashback) Driver
I'm pretty sure this is exactly the time...
[08:01] (Flashback) Nasa
I understand why you would want
me to go to the hospital.
[08:04] (Flashback) Nasa
I'd feel the same way if I ran someone over!
[08:07] (Flashback) Nasa
Because they could die!
[08:09] (Flashback) Driver
If you understand all that,
why are you doing this?
[08:11] (Flashback) Nasa
Because...
[08:13] (Flashback) Nasa
She's just really cute!
[08:15] (Flashback) Driver
I don't understand what he's trying to say,
[08:17] (Flashback) ---
but I can tell he really means it!
[08:19] (Flashback) Nasa
That being the case, goodbye, mister!
[08:24] (Flashback) Driver
Wait!
[08:36] Nasa
I don't know if I'll be able to find her,
but if this is fate, then...
[08:41] Nasa
I know—
[08:44] Nasa
There she is!
[08:48] (Flashback) Nasa
Excuse me...
[08:51] (Flashback) Nasa
Thank you for before. I survived, thanks to you!
[08:55] (Flashback) Nasa
My name is Yuzaki Nasa!
[08:57] (Flashback) ---
Written with the characters for
"starry sky," but pronounced "Nasa"!
[09:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Well, this is impressive.
[09:03] (Flashback) Tsukasa
You're able to move with those injuries?
[09:05] (Flashback) Tsukasa
I mentioned this before,
but you're pretty badly hurt.
[09:08] (Flashback) Nasa
I just had to thank you!
[09:14] (Flashback) Tsukasa
All right, take that wet
coat off and have a seat.
[09:19] (Flashback) Nasa
You don't mind?!
[09:20] (Flashback) Tsukasa
What I do mind is you being covered in blood.
[09:23] (Flashback) Tsukasa
After I went to the trouble of saving you...
[09:25] (Flashback) Tsukasa
You've only got one life,
so take better care of it, okay?
[09:28] Nasa
Is this the smell of her shampoo?
[09:31] Nasa
Do girls really smell this good?
[09:38] (Flashback) Nasa
W-W-W-Wait—
[09:42] (Flashback) Tsukasa
You've lost a lot of blood.
You need to stay warm.
[09:46] Nasa
The warmth from her coat and
this intensely sweet aroma...
[09:51] Nasa
It's enough to knock me out!
[09:54] Nasa
And...
[09:55] Nasa
This girl is just seriously, really cute!
[10:02] (Flashback) Nasa
You're not cold?
[10:04] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Of course I am. It's snowing outside.
[10:07] (Flashback) Tsukasa
But I think I should call for help.
[10:10] (Flashback) Tsukasa
You could actually die at this rate.
[10:14] (Flashback) Nasa
I'm fi—
[10:16] (Flashback) Nasa
Huh... wha?
[10:18] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Both of your legs are broken, you know.
[10:21] (Flashback) Tsukasa
And the adrenaline from the
accident is about to wear off.
[10:26] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Pretty soon, you'll find it
hard to stay conscious.
[10:29] (Flashback) Tsukasa
If you care about staying alive,
just wait right there.
[10:32] (Flashback) ---
I'll call an ambulance.
[10:35] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Goodbye, now.
[10:37] (Flashback) ---
Look after yourself.
[10:44] Nasa
My whole body's burning.
[10:48] Nasa
My consciousness is fading...
[10:50] Nasa
But...
[10:54] (Flashback) Nasa
Wait!
[11:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa
A-Are you crazy?! You could seriously die!
[11:05] (Flashback) Nasa
You looked just like Princess Kaguya before!
[11:10] (Flashback) Nasa
When the people from the moon came for her,
[11:12] (Flashback) ---
neither the old man nor the
emperor fought for Kaguya,
[11:14] (Flashback) ---
even though they cared about her!
[11:18] (Flashback) Nasa
But... if you know you'll
never see someone again,
[11:22] (Flashback) Nasa
you should fight for them,
chase after them, and try to get them back!
[11:26] (Flashback) Nasa
Even if it means dying!
If you really love them...
[11:34] (Flashback) Nasa
And I...
[11:36] (Flashback) Nasa
love you.
[11:40] (Flashback) Nasa
I just met you, and I don't
even know your name yet,
[11:45] (Flashback) Nasa
but all the same, would you go out with me?
[11:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Fair enough.
[12:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa
We can be together... if you'll marry me.
[12:08] (Flashback) Nasa
Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
[12:10] Nasa
The way I answered instantly in that moment
[12:13] ---
is something I will always be proud of.
[12:17] Nasa
And after giving my answer... I passed out.
[12:22] Nasa
When I woke up, the cherry
blossoms were starting to fall.
[12:27] Nasa
I was told that if she hadn't protected me,
[12:30] ---
I probably would've died instantly.
[12:34] Nasa
In the end, she was gone before
I could even learn her name.
[12:38] (Flashback) Nasa
Would you go out with me?
[12:42] Nasa
Based on what's happened,
should I consider myself rejected?
[12:46] (Flashback) Tsukasa
We can be together... if you'll marry me.
[12:50] Nasa
Looking back now, maybe that response
was her way of turning me down.
[12:58] Nasa
My days after waking up were
filled with studying and rehab.
[13:01] Nasa
I missed my chance to take the exams
and ended up losing that year...
[13:06] Nasa
So I took them in the following year.
[13:08] Nasa
I had a top score,
[13:10] ---
but just didn't feel like going to
high school and declined the offers I got.
[13:13] Nasa
I put my talents to use working a service job
[13:16] ---
in the hopes of meeting her again,
[13:18] Nasa
but the day never came.
[13:21] Nasa
I knew my parents would get
anxious if I worked too much,
[13:25] ---
so I rented a small apartment,
where I lived alone.
[13:28] Nasa
And I turned 18...
[13:32] Nasa
It's amazing how much money you can
earn if you lose yourself in the work.
SIGN Household Finances
SIGN Total Assets
SIGN Monthly Income & Expenditures
SIGN Bank Account
SIGN Credit Card
[13:37] (Flashback) Nasa
But it's not money that I want.
[13:43] Nasa
I just wish I could see her again.
[13:48] (Flashback) Nasa
Yes, how can I help—
[13:52] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Hey. We meet again.
[13:56] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Right, I forgot to mention this,
but my name is Tsukasa.
[14:02] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Is it all right if I come in?
[14:05] (Flashback) ---
We've got something important to discuss.
[14:08] Nasa
This picks up where
"The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter" left off.
[14:12] Nasa
After getting Princess
Kaguya back from the moon,
[14:14] ---
we'll live happily ever after.
[14:17] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Come on now, darling.
[14:19] Nasa
The story of a married couple!
SIGN Yuzaki
[14:25] Nasa
I can't deny that I have questions.
[14:28] Nasa
Even if I've been thinking
of her all this time...
[14:30] Tsukasa
Pardon me.
[14:32] Nasa
The fact of the matter is,
we're almost total strangers.
[14:36] Nasa
And yet, when she came into my
home, my thoughts were on...
[14:41] Nasa
Oh, crap! I've never had a girl over before!
[14:47] Nasa
Sorry it's not much.
[14:48] Tsukasa
Don't worry. And thank you.
[14:52] Nasa
But man, this girl is seriously cute!
[14:57] Nasa
The whole place smells a bit better
just from her being in here!
[15:01] (Flashback) Tsukasa
My name is Tsukasa.
[15:04] Nasa
So this is Tsukasa-chan...
[15:06] Nasa
I do have questions, but still,
Tsukasa-chan is so cute!
[15:12] Tsukasa
Not going to sit down?
[15:13] Nasa
S-Sorry!
[15:16] Nasa
So what did you want to discuss?
[15:23] Nasa
What's this?
[15:25] Tsukasa
Our marriage registration.
[15:29] Nasa
M-M-M-Marriage registration?!
[15:31] Tsukasa
Wh... What are you so shocked about?
[15:35] Nasa
I-I mean...
[15:37] Tsukasa
Didn't we have an agreement?
[15:39] Tsukasa
I said I would be with you if you married me,
[15:41] Tsukasa
and you said yes right away.
[15:43] Nasa
Okay, that's technically true, but...
[15:46] Nasa
M-M-Marri-ri—
[15:49] Tsukasa
Well, never mind, then—
[15:50] Nasa
H-Hang on!
[15:52] Nasa
I'm shocked, yeah, but I never
said I wouldn't do it!
[15:55] Nasa
I still love you, and I want to be together!
None of that has changed!
[15:59] Nasa
So... if a marriage registration is what
it takes, or anything else for that matter,
[16:04] Nasa
I'll sign!
[16:07] Tsukasa
Uh, I see.
[16:10] Nasa
I'm only now realizing I shouted about how
I loved her in the heat of the moment.
SIGN Marriage Registration
SIGN Wife to Be
SIGN Tsuku
SIGN yomi
SIGN Tsukasa
SIGN Birthdate
SIGN 3rd
SIGN April
SIGN 16 Years Old
SIGN Tokyo Shibuya Ward 7-7
[16:16] Nasa
S-So this is a marriage registration...
[16:19] Nasa
W-Wow. This is really bringing
the reality of it home.
[16:24] Nasa
I'm curious... What's this about witnesses?
SIGN Tsukuyomi Tokiko
SIGN April 23rd
SIGN Age 81
SIGN Toranomon, Minato Ward
[16:27] Tsukasa
It's just part of getting married.
[16:30] Tsukasa
But all you really need is to get their seal,
[16:34] Tsukasa
so if push comes to shove, you get
a random passerby to vouch for you.
[16:37] Nasa
That works?!
[16:38] Tsukasa
There's also the matter of your seal,
family registration, and identification...
[16:43] Tsukasa
Have you got all that?
[16:44] Nasa
Uh, yeah...
SIGN Yuzaki
[16:48] Nasa
Still, is this really okay?
[16:51] Nasa
I'm going with the flow
and filling it out, but...
[16:55] Nasa
Maybe this is a bad idea?
[16:57] ---
If you think about it,
it seems a lot like a scam—
SIGN Smile
[17:00] Nasa
Scams aren't such a big deal!
[17:02] ---
If there's trouble, I'll deal
with it when it happens!
[17:05] Nasa
Because I'm Yuzaki Nasa!
SIGN Name: Yuzaki Nasa
Age: 18
[17:07] ---
The man who'll hit the speed
of light sooner than NASA!
[17:12] Nasa
Here it is!
[17:15] Tsukasa
Right, thanks.
[17:18] Tsukasa
Oh, so that's how you write "Yuzaki."
[17:24] Tsukasa
Yuzaki... Yuzaki Tsukasa, huh?
[17:30] Tsukasa
I have to say, my new name
has a nice ring to it.
[17:33] Tsukasa
I like it.
[17:35] Nasa
Th-Thanks...
[17:39] Tsukasa
I know we both have our concerns,
[17:41] ---
and we're bound to run into trouble...
[17:44] Tsukasa
But I think I'm a pretty
good judge of character,
[17:47] ---
and I haven't said anything untrue.
[17:50] Tsukasa
And above all...
[17:51] Tsukasa
I put my faith in you.
[17:54] Tsukasa
I'm not perfect, but I hope
you'll take care of me.
[17:58] Nasa
I definitely have concerns...
but for today...
[18:02] Nasa
The feeling's mutual!
SIGN Husband to Be Wife to Be
SIGN Yu zaki Nasa Tsuku yomi Tsukasa
SIGN May 5th Age 18 April 3rd Age 16
[18:05] Nasa
I honestly don't care.
[18:08] Tsukasa
Well, we had better get going.
[18:10] Nasa
Wait, where are we going this late at night?
[18:13] Tsukasa
Where else?
[18:15] Tsukasa
The ward office.
[18:20] Tsukasa
Since we filled out the paperwork,
we need to turn it in.
[18:24] Nasa
Is the office going to be open this late?
[18:27] Tsukasa
They've got a late-night desk.
[18:29] Tsukasa
Marriage registrations are
accepted 24 hours a day.
[18:33] Nasa
I had no idea.
[18:35] Tsukasa
During the day, people are busy with work,
[18:37] Tsukasa
and there are people like celebrities
[18:39] ---
who might want to get married
without a lot of public attention.
[18:43] Nasa
Makes sense.
[18:45] Nasa
Marriage...
[18:46] Nasa
Getting married.
[18:48] Nasa
Is turning in a piece of paper
really all we need to get married?
[18:48] Tsukasa
Yuzaki Tsukasa... Yuzaki Tsukasa...
Yuzaki Tsukasa...
[18:53] Tsukasa
Yuzaki Tsukasa.
[18:56] Tsukasa
Good, I think I'm getting used to it.
[18:58] Tsukasa
It does have a lovely ring to it, right?
[19:01] Nasa
Y-Yeah, I think so!
[19:03] Nasa
But here I am, with "starry sky"
being pronounced "Nasa."
[19:08] ---
Talk about weird...
[19:10] Nasa
Wait... Come to think of it, I don't
think she's ever laughed at my name.
[19:17] Tsukasa
NASA was founded in 1958 to compete
with the Soviet space program.
[19:25] Tsukasa
It was made up of 18,000
specially selected experts.
[19:30] Tsukasa
They took a dream that nobody would've
thought possible for humanity,
[19:34] Tsukasa
and through knowledge, diligence,
courage, and patience,
[19:37] Tsukasa
they collectively made it a reality.
[19:40] Tsukasa
Traveling into space is much
more difficult than it sounds.
[19:44] Tsukasa
It requires a literally astronomical
amount of trial and error,
[19:48] Tsukasa
and at the end of that endless struggle,
[19:52] ---
they were even able to
send people to the moon.
[19:56] Tsukasa
"Nasa," written with the
characters for "starry sky"...
[19:59] Tsukasa
I think it's a fantastic name.
[20:02] Nasa
It felt like an ache that had been stuck in my
chest from the day I was born melted away.
[20:09] Nasa
This marriage still doesn't feel real,
[20:12] Nasa
but right now, I genuinely
want to marry this girl.
[20:19] Worker
A marriage registration?
Sure, it'll be just one moment.
[20:20] [SONG] Sign
If you need assistance,
please call on the intercom
[20:24] Worker
Okay, here we are...
[20:27] Worker
Let's see... Oh, you're underage?
[20:30] Worker
In that case, we'll need
your guardian's approval.
[20:34] Tsukasa
Yes, I've got it right here.
[20:36] Worker
Okay, that covers all the paperwork.
[20:39] Worker
I'll go ahead and get it submitted.
[20:42] Nasa
Excuse me... Is it really okay
to do this without any parents?
[20:46] Worker
There's no law that says
they have to be present,
[20:48] ---
so it shouldn't be a problem.
[20:51] Worker
Besides, a marriage between young
folks is a thing worth celebrating.
[20:55] Worker
I'm honestly jealous that you get
to marry such a beautiful bride.
[21:00] Worker
All right, that takes care
of the registration.
[21:03] ---
Congratulations on your marriage.
[21:04] Worker
We also hand these out as wedding gifts,
so feel free to take it.
[21:12] Nasa
I didn't know they gave out stuff like this.
[21:15] Tsukasa
It probably depends on the office.
[21:17] Nasa
I'm still surprised getting
married is so easy.
[21:20] Nasa
It almost doesn't feel real.
[21:24] Tsukasa
Would you like to hold hands, then?
[21:27] Nasa
C-Can I?!
[21:29] Tsukasa
I mean, we are married.
[21:31] Nasa
Oh, right... then...
[21:41] Nasa
So soft!
[21:43] Nasa
Girls are this soft?!
[21:46] Nasa
Human hands are this warm...
and feel this good?
[21:50] Nasa
This is marriage?! It's fantastic!
[21:54] Nasa
It's all-I-can-grab with this hand
until I die! Marriage is awesome!
[21:59] Tsukasa
Uh... that's a little too hard. It hurts.
[22:02] Nasa
Oh! Sorry!
[22:04] Tsukasa
Also, I'm not sure I like the
sound of "all-I-can-grab."
[22:08] Nasa
Did I say that out loud?!
[22:10] Nasa
Oh, man, that sucks!
[22:13] Nasa
What does that even mean?!
This isn't a buffet!
[22:17] Tsukasa
We're married now, aren't we?
[22:20] Nasa
Y-Yeah.
[22:26] Tsukasa
All-you-can-grab from now on...
[22:29] Tsukasa
I guess you're right!
[22:32] Nasa
Yeah.
[22:33] Nasa
This is the story of a couple
who had a strange first meeting
[22:36] Nasa
and ended up together, with an
irreplaceable bond between them.
[22:44] Tsukasa
By the way, there's something
I need to take care of,
[22:47] ---
so could you take the plant back home first?
[22:50] Nasa
Uh, sure.
[22:51] Tsukasa
By the way, do you have
two futons at your place?
[22:56] Nasa
Uh, no, just the one bed...
[23:00] Tsukasa
I see. Well, I'll see you later.
[23:02] Nasa
Huh? Hey, wait!
[23:05] Nasa
Futons?
[23:06] Nasa
If we're married, that means we'll
be living together at my place?
[23:11] Nasa
Which would mean...
[23:13] Nasa
We're going to sleep together tonight?!
[23:15] ---
In that bed?! Together?!
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[23:30] Tsukasa
Right, time for bed, then.
[23:32] Nasa
You're staying the night?!
[23:33] Tsukasa
Of course I am. We're married now.
[23:36] Tsukasa
So I'm going to be staying here every night.
[23:38] Nasa
Th-Then... that means...
[23:40] Nasa
This is going to be our momentous
first night together?!
E2 - The First Night
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[00:11] Nasa
We just turned in our marriage registration.
[00:15] Nasa
So that means I'm married to her now, right?
[00:19] Nasa
Which means... It means... It means...
[00:28] Nasa
We're going to live together
in this apartment?!
[00:32] Nasa
And if we're living together, that means...
[00:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa
All-you-can-grab from now on...
[00:39] (Flashback) Tsukasa
I guess you're right!
[00:42] Nasa
All-I-can-grab!
[00:45] Nasa
My name is Yuzaki Nasa.
[00:48] Nasa
My wife's name is Tsukasa.
[00:50] Nasa
One night, when the moon was shining bright,
[00:52] Nasa
a certain girl saved my life.
[00:55] Nasa
This really cute girl ended up being the wife
I would promise to spend the future with.
[01:01] Nasa
After falling in love at first sight,
[01:03] ---
I proposed to her that very day.
[01:05] Nasa
And after taking what I said to heart,
[01:08] ---
a while later, she appeared before me.
[01:11] Nasa
This is the story of a couple
who had a strange first meeting,
[01:15] Nasa
and ended up together with an
irreplaceable bond between them.
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Episode 2
SIGN The First Night
[02:53] Nasa
What should I do?
[02:55] Nasa
I'm really not mentally prepared
to live with someone.
[03:00] Nasa
Unsurprisingly, there's only
one bed in this place.
[03:04] Nasa
So will we sleep in this bed?! Together?!
[03:08] Nasa
No, I need to calm down
and think this through.
[03:11] ---
This bed...
[03:12] Nasa
It's a semi-single bed that I chose
[03:14] ---
so I'd have the most usable
space possible in this room.
[03:18] Nasa
It's only 80 centimeters across.
[03:20] Nasa
Your average guy has shoulders
about 45 centimeters wide...
[03:23] Nasa
And it's 40 centimeters
for a woman, which means...
[03:26] Nasa
It's five centimeters too
small to fit both of us.
[03:28] Nasa
Not to mention,
comfortable circadian rhythms
[03:31] ---
call for a semi-double bed that's
at least 120 centimeters wide.
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[03:36] Nasa
Should I grab one off Prime right now?!
SIGN Semi-double bed
SIGN Deliver
SIGN Kitchen Store
[03:38] Nasa
No... I doubt even online shopping could
get a semi-double bed here within an hour.
SIGN JINUSSIEY Beds and Mattresses
SIGN Sponsored
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[03:47] Nasa
What's your deal, bigshot CEOs?!
[03:49] Nasa
You couldn't have innovated a little harder?!
[03:52] Nasa
Wait, no, it's fine.
[03:54] Nasa
It's not time to panic yet.
[03:56] Nasa
I need to calmly analyze the situation.
[04:01] Nasa
Even at 80 centimeters across,
[04:04] ---
it wouldn't be impossible for
both of us to sleep on this bed.
[04:08] Nasa
What if, say, she rested her head on my arm?!
[04:12] Nasa
We'd be partly overlapping in this case,
[04:14] ---
which should more than make up
for the missing five centimeters.
[04:17] Nasa
Or maybe I could hold her like
a body pillow while we sleep?!
[04:21] Tsukasa
Uh, no, I have my doubts about being
comfortable enough to sleep in that position.
[04:26] Tsukasa
Sorry. The door was unlocked, so...
[04:31] Nasa
How long have you been back?!
[04:33] Tsukasa
I came in around the time you were acting
like Sendo-kun from Slam Dunk to calm down.
[04:37] Nasa
Please don't leave me hanging
for so long next time!
[04:40] Tsukasa
Well, I knocked, but you didn't answer,
[04:43] Tsukasa
and I thought I might disturb the neighbors
if I rang the bell at this hour.
[04:47] Nasa
W-Well... I'm sorry, then.
[04:50] Nasa
So what did you need to do?
[04:52] Tsukasa
Oh, I just went and picked up my suitcase.
[04:56] Tsukasa
Coin lockers aren't free, after all.
[05:00] Nasa
That's probably got her
necessities in it, right?
[05:03] Nasa
Does that mean she doesn't
have a home to go back to?
[05:06] Nasa
Then... is she really staying here tonight?
[05:10] Nasa
I-I need to confirm!
[05:13] Nasa
W-Wow, it got kind of late while
we were running around, huh?
[05:18] Tsukasa
True.
[05:20] Nasa
C-Care for some coffee?
[05:21] Tsukasa
Thanks, but I'm all right.
[05:26] Nasa
Is no one at your place going to be
worried about you being out so late?
[05:32] Tsukasa
I don't really have a place anymore, so...
[05:36] Nasa
Th-Then... are y-y-y-you going to...
s-s-stay the night here?
[05:44] Tsukasa
Well, I'd planned on spending
every night here from now on.
[05:48] Nasa
E-Every night?!
[05:49] Tsukasa
Yeah. I mean, we are married.
[05:52] Tsukasa
You're spilling that, by the way.
[05:54] Nasa
Eh? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[05:58] Tsukasa
Need any help?
[05:59] Nasa
No, I've got it!
[06:01] Tsukasa
But you've only got one bed, I see...
[06:05] Tsukasa
I'd hate to be in the way.
[06:06] Nasa
You'd be no such thing!
[06:08] Nasa
If anything, I could sleep on the floor!
[06:10] Nasa
One bed is plenty, don't you think?!
[06:13] Tsukasa
I'd still hate for you to get sick or something.
[06:16] Tsukasa
I think I'll just spend the
night at a capsule hotel.
[06:24] Tsukasa
You don't have to be so anxious.
[06:25] Tsukasa
I'm your wife, okay?
[06:28] Tsukasa
I'm not going anywhere.
SIGN I'm your wife ♥
[06:32] Nasa
I took major damage off that one.
[06:37] Tsukasa
What's wrong?
[06:39] Nasa
J-Just... That was kind of unexpected.
[06:45] Nasa
That's right... I'm already
married to this girl.
[06:50] Nasa
But... why, exactly?
[06:52] Nasa
Why did she marry me?
[06:56] Nasa
I thought that she was really cute.
[07:00] Nasa
And she saved my life,
which is why I fell for her.
[07:06] Nasa
But... I haven't done anything for her.
[07:09] Nasa
All I've done is...
[07:13] (Flashback) Tsukasa
We can be together... if you'll marry me.
[07:18] (Flashback) Nasa
Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
[07:19] Nasa
...agree to her conditions.
[07:21] Sign/Dialog
Is there any reason
[07:22] Sign/Dialog
Is there any reason for her to love me?
[07:23] Sign/Dialog
for her to love me...
[07:25] Sign/Dialog
I can't think of any..
[07:26] Sign/Dialog
I can't think of any.
[07:27] Nasa
Why did you marry me?
[07:31] Tsukasa
Why?
[07:34] Tsukasa
That's a pretty silly question to ask, darling.
[07:38] Nasa
How is it silly?!
[07:40] ---
I mean, to be blunt,
we barely know each other!
[07:42] Tsukasa
Well, I guess that's true.
[07:44] Tsukasa
In that case, why did you marry me?
[07:49] Nasa
Well... I... uh...
[07:52] Nasa
B-Because I love you.
[07:55] Tsukasa
I figured as much.
[07:56] Nasa
Why the smug look?
[07:58] Tsukasa
But that means you should understand.
[08:00] Tsukasa
I wouldn't get married to someone I didn't love.
[08:06] Tsukasa
My husband must be pretty goofy to
not even realize something like that.
[08:10] Nasa
Hey, "goofy" is a little...
[08:12] Nasa
Th-Then when did you fall in love with me?
[08:19] Tsukasa
That I'm not telling.
[08:20] Nasa
Hey, no fair!
[08:22] Tsukasa
I should get going for today. Sleep well, okay?
[08:26] Nasa
W-Wait!
[08:38] Nasa
I suddenly felt really anxious...
[08:40] Nasa
Like she might disappear on me again.
[08:44] Nasa
Hey!
[08:46] Nasa
I think... you should stay after all!
[08:49] Tsukasa
But the bed...
[08:51] Nasa
I'll go buy one!
[08:52] Nasa
I'll go to DonQui or anywhere else that's
open and buy a futon, so just... don't leave!
[08:59] Nasa
I felt like, if I let her leave,
I'd never see her again.
[09:06] Tsukasa
Memory foam.
[09:08] Tsukasa
If we're going to buy one,
[09:09] ---
I want to try something a
little fancy, with memory foam!
SIGN The Bargain Heaven
SIGN Don Quijote
[09:13] Nasa
My wife takes her curiosity seriously.
[09:23] Nasa
They've got a lot of variety here.
[09:25] Tsukasa
Yeah.
[09:26] Nasa
You can pick whichever you like, okay?
[09:28] Nasa
I'll pick up the tab.
[09:30] Tsukasa
Then is this futon my first
present from my husband?
[09:36] Nasa
I-I guess so...
[09:38] Tsukasa
I see. I should take the choice seriously, then.
[09:42] Tsukasa
I have to say, there's a bigger variety of
types and prices with futons than I imagined.
SIGN Feather Futon
[09:47] Tsukasa
What exactly is the difference between
a feather futon and a down futon?
[09:51] Nasa
Feathers are the big ones you see on wings,
[09:55] Nasa
but down means at least 50% of it
is the finer, softer natal feathers.
[10:00] Nasa
Feathers retain less heat than down.
[10:04] Nasa
But since they're easier to collect,
they're a lot cheaper.
[10:10] Tsukasa
And what about this shape-retaining stuff?
[10:13] Nasa
That's the so-called memory foam,
which is really low-resistance polyurethane.
[10:16] ---
The one you said you wanted.
[10:18] Tsukasa
And this "hot spring" futon?
[10:21] Nasa
That's a type of cotton futon that uses
SIGN Special Price on Hot Spring Futons
SIGN Mattress
SIGN Futon Cover
SIGN Hot Springs Futon
SIGN Mattress
[10:23] ---
tourmaline mixed with the cotton
to increase its heat retention.
[10:28] Tsukasa
Looks like my husband's quite studious.
[10:31] Nasa
Yep! I'm pretty confident when
it comes to memorization!
[10:35] Nasa
I just realized something. Am I...
[10:40] Nasa
on a date?!
[10:42] Nasa
Which means... circumstances permitting...
I could hold her hand?
[10:47] Nasa
I went a little too hard last time,
but it's o-okay, right?
[10:51] Nasa
After all, she is my wife.
[11:06] Tsukasa
There's some more over there,
so let's take a look!
[11:14] Nasa
I see...
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SIGN Don Quijote
[11:17] Nasa
I guess DonQui really is heaven!
[11:23] Nasa
That was heavier than I thought.
[11:25] Tsukasa
Good work, and thanks.
[11:27] Nasa
Is this really what you want, though?
SIGN Fluuuffy
Fluuuffy
Futon
[11:30] Nasa
There were fancier, more expensive options...
[11:32] Tsukasa
That's all right. I like this one.
[11:35] Tsukasa
So, can I try it out?
[11:37] Nasa
Of course!
[11:41] Tsukasa
Oh, yes, this is very nice!
[11:44] Tsukasa
We made a good choice.
[11:46] Tsukasa
So this is how it feels...
[11:46] Nasa
A-A girl...
[11:48] Tsukasa
It's feeling pretty...
[11:50] Nasa
is lying on a futon in my place?!
[11:53] Nasa
If DonQui is heaven,
then is this super heaven?!
[11:59] Tsukasa
Hey.
[12:01] Tsukasa
Why don't you try lying down too, darling?
[12:07] Tsukasa
Wh-What's wrong?!
[12:09] Nasa
That one was a little too lethal.
[12:12] Nasa
I-It's okay. I bought that
for you, so I'm fine.
[12:17] Tsuksa
You sure? It's really comfortable.
[12:19] Tsuksa
Well, it's pretty late, so let's get to bed.
[12:22] Nasa
G-Good point! We should
really turn in for the day!
[12:27] ---
Y-Yeah...
[12:29] Tsukasa
But I'm wondering,
[12:30] ---
does this place not have a bath?
[12:33] Nasa
Uh, yeah, I usually visit the local
bathhouse first thing in the morning.
[12:38] Tsukasa
I see.
[12:39] Tsukasa
Actually, now that I look around,
[12:41] ---
you don't have any of the stuff
I need to spend the night.
[12:44] Nasa
Like what?
[12:45] Tsukasa
Like a guest hair brush, or hair clips...
[12:49] Tsukasa
Things like that.
[12:51] Nasa
I can go pick that stuff up at
the convenience store, then!
[12:54] Tsukasa
Even underwear?
[12:56] Nasa
M-Maybe not that...
[12:58] Nasa
S-Since I don't know your preferences.
[13:01] Tsukasa
True enough.
[13:03] Tsukasa
Why don't we go for a stroll and
drop by the convenience store?
[13:06] Nasa
Eh? Are you sure?
[13:07] Tsukasa
Of course.
[13:08] Tsukasa
Besides...
[13:12] Tsukasa
This hand is all-I-can-grab, right?
[13:17] Nasa
Holding is pretty good...
[13:20] Nasa
but getting held is even better!
[13:31] Nasa
On the other side of this thin door,
[13:33] ---
a girl is changing into her pajamas...
[13:36] Nasa
Glorious! So this is marriage?!
[13:39] Nasa
This is making me rethink everything
school taught me about ethics!
[13:43] Nasa
To think, all it takes is a piece of paper
for a man and a woman to sleep together!
SIGN Husband to Be Wife to Be
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SIGN May 5th Age 18 April 3rd Age 16
[13:47] Nasa
Is that really a good idea?! Is this how
marriage is supposed to work?!
[13:52] Nasa
What if one thing leads to another?!
SIGN Note: There's no problem if one thing leads to another
[13:56] Tsukasa
Here I am.
[14:00] Tsukasa
Thanks for buying the pajamas, too.
[14:04] Tsukasa
They're really nice.
[14:08] Tsukasa
A-Are you okay?!
[14:10] Nasa
She's so cute, my heart almost gave out.
[14:13] Nasa
Uh, it's nothing.
[14:15] Nasa
I-I should get changed, too.
[14:18] Tsukasa
You can change out here if you want.
[14:21] Nasa
No, I can't!
[14:22] Tsukasa
Why not?
[14:23] Nasa
Wh-Wh-Wh-Why? 'Cause...
[14:26] Nasa
I-It'd be embarrassing.
SIGN It'd be embarrassing.
[14:29] Tsukasa
I see. I'd be embarrassed
if you saw me nude, too,
[14:34] ---
so I suppose I understand.
[14:36] Nasa
S-See?!
[14:37] Nasa
So...
[14:41] Nasa
She'd be embarrassed?
[14:43] Nasa
Do I take that to mean she sees me as a man?
[14:48] Nasa
And that she's just as nervous around me?!
[14:51] Nasa
It sure doesn't look that way.
[14:53] Nasa
But does she really have any
interest in me, romantically?
[15:00] Nasa
Here I am.
[15:02] Nasa
Huh?
[15:05] Nasa
Wh-What's up with that hair?
[15:08] Tsukasa
What do you mean?
[15:09] Tsukasa
It's hard to sleep with your
hair down when it's long,
[15:12] ---
plus you can damage it.
[15:14] Nasa
Unbelievable!
[15:16] Nasa
She's cute even with her hair up!
[15:19] Nasa
Well, I'm gonna turn the lights off.
[15:21] Tsukasa
Okay.
[15:27] Nasa
The way she looked, lit only
by the faint moonlight...
[15:30] Nasa
was as beautiful as any artistic masterpiece.
[15:34] Nasa
So entrancing, I felt like I wasn't
likely to sleep any time soon.
[15:38] Tsukasa
Thanks for today.
[15:41] Nasa
F-For what?
[15:42] Tsukasa
You helped me out with so much.
[15:44] ---
It must've been a lot, right?
[15:46] Nasa
N-Not at all!
[15:47] Nasa
And I meant what I said.
[15:51] Nasa
Besides...
[15:52] Nasa
I'm really glad that we got to
make that promise come true.
[16:00] Tsukasa
I see.
[16:02] Tsukasa
Then goodnight, darling.
[16:08] Nasa
G-Goodnight...
[16:10] Nasa
Man, I nearly lost it just now!
[16:16] Nasa
I once heard something about a song that goes,
[16:19] ---
"When you can't sleep and it's 2 AM,
and aggravation starts to knock on the door."
SIGN Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump
[16:24] Nasa
But right now, my heart's pounding so hard,
[16:26] ---
I don't think I'll be sleeping at
two in the morning, or even four!
SIGN Zzzz...
[16:33] Nasa
Her breathing's changed.
[16:35] Nasa
That must mean she's in a deeper sleep now.
[16:44] Nasa
Wow! She's really asleep!
[16:48] Nasa
My wife is so cute.
[16:52] Nasa
I'd like to just lay here and watch her.
[16:59] Nasa
Huh... is my wife... a restless sleeper?
[17:05] Nasa
Aw, her hair's down.
[17:08] Nasa
So much for having trouble sleeping like that.
[17:11] Nasa
And she's not even in the
futon we bought anymore.
[17:15] Nasa
She's gonna catch a chill like that...
[17:17] Nasa
Which could make her sick!
So I should really fix up her futon!
[17:21] Nasa
So in that case...
[17:25] Nasa
I probably shouldn't hug her like this, right?
[17:29] Nasa
It's actually fine, right?
We are married, after all!
SIGN Conflict in Progress
[17:38] Nasa
One goodnight kiss won't hurt, right?!
SIGN A Fairly Terrible Conclusion to Reach
[17:42] Nasa
Okay!
[17:53] Nasa
But... if we're going to
do this for the first time...
[17:58] ---
I'd rather she be awake.
[18:02] Nasa
I'll be good tonight and...
[18:11] Nasa
What?! What is this?
[18:19] Nasa
Is that water I hear?
[18:23] Nasa
Oh, I see.
[18:25] Nasa
She went to get some water. Thank goodness.
[18:28] ---
I thought she might've noticed
I was trying to kiss her.
[18:41] Nasa
What, what?! Why's she standing behind me?!
[18:44] Nasa
C-Could she be thinking about
hugging me while I sleep, too...
[18:48] Nasa
or maybe even kissing me?!
[18:57] Nasa
Huh? Uh, hello?
[19:08] Nasa
No fair!
[19:09] Nasa
In the end, I never got my cover back.
[19:18] Nasa
When I woke up, I thought it
might have all been a dream.
[19:22] Nasa
But I really did spend the
night with my bride!
[19:29] Nasa
Oh, she's confused about why her hair is down?
[19:36] Nasa
And why she's got two sets of covers...
[19:40] Nasa
Because you took mine last night.
[19:48] Nasa
Wh-Whoa, hang on, Tsukasa-san!
I'm here! Right here beside you!
[19:55] Tsukasa
Um... it's pretty embarrassing to
do this with so much light, so...
[19:59] Tsukasa
G-Good point!
[20:01] Tsukasa
I'll go get changed in the next room!
[20:06] Tsukasa
Man... None of that was a dream after all?
[20:11] (Flashback) Tsukasa
It's pretty embarrassing to do
this with so much light, so...
[20:15] Nasa
Would it be fine if it was darker?!
[20:18] Nasa
Also... I could tell from the little bit I saw...
[20:21] Nasa
She wasn't wearing a bra.
[20:25] Tsukasa
Darling?
[20:27] Tsukasa
Did you just call me "Tsukasa-san"?
[20:31] Tsukasa
When you caught that peek, I mean.
[20:34] Nasa
She noticed?!
[20:43] Tsukasa
Well, did you call me "Tsukasa-san"?
[20:45] Nasa
I... I guess I did say that, yes.
[20:48] Tsukasa
Well, we're both Yuzakis now,
[20:51] ---
so I guess I should think
about what to call you.
[20:55] Nasa
G-Good point...
[20:57] Tsukasa
And after thinking it over...
[20:59] Tsukasa
Nasa-kun!
[21:02] Nasa
S-Something about it tickles a little!
[21:05] Nasa
I... I see.
[21:08] Tsukasa
It's settled, then.
[21:09] Nasa
I-In that case, maybe I should
call you... Tsukasa-chan?
[21:15] Tsukasa
H-Hey, why use "chan"?!
[21:19] Tsukasa
It makes me sound like a child!
[21:22] Nasa
I just thought it would be cuter...
[21:28] Tsukasa
Fine.
[21:30] Tsukasa
If that's what you want, darling.
[21:32] Nasa
Huh? What happened to using my name?
[21:37] Tsukasa
Th-That's going to take a bit to get used to.
[21:40] Tsukasa
G-Gradually.
[21:44] Nasa
You're right! We can take
it slow, Tsukasa-chan!
[21:51] Tsukasa
This is exactly what I'm talking about!
[21:53] Nasa
Wh-What are you so mad about?!
[21:54] ---
And this is how our newlywed lives began.
[21:55] Tsukasa
The way you're pressing the issue!
[21:57] Nasa
Okay! Just... calm down!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Tsukasa
I need makeup remover, toner, and foundation...
[23:34] Nasa
Girls have it rough, huh?
[23:35] Tsukasa
Is that bathhouse close by?
[23:37] Nasa
Yeah! A classmate of mine from middle
school and a kouhai live there.
[23:41] Nasa
They might peek in on the baths
sometimes, but they're good people!
[23:44] ---
What?
E3 - Sisters
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SIGN Tachibana
SIGN No. 3
SIGN Everything's
a Bargain!!
[00:11] ---
All right, I guess I'll make breakfast.
[00:17] Nasa
You're wearing an apron!
[00:19] Tsukasa
Yes... because I'm going to make breakfast.
[00:22] Nasa
You look like someone's wife!
[00:23] Tsukasa
Uh, I am someone's wife. Yours.
[00:26] Nasa
Oh, right! You are a wife! My wife!
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Tofu
SIGN White Miso
SIGN Ground Beef
SIGN Garlic
SIGN Shirataki Noodles
SIGN Chrysanthemum Greens
[02:03] Tsukasa
Wow, you actually cook, I see.
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN Sisters
[02:06] Nasa
That's right!
[02:07] Nasa
When I started living on
my own, I figured it all out.
[02:10] Nasa
The building blocks of my body...
[02:12] Nasa
are the foods that I eat!
SIGN Iron
SIGN Vitamin
[02:15] Tsukasa
I did a scientific analysis of the
nutritional needs of an adult male,
SIGN Bone
SIGN Vitamin
SIGN Adipose Tissue
SIGN Water
SIGN Vitamin
SIGN Dietary Fiber
SIGN Minerals, etc.
SIGN Protein
SIGN Sugars
[02:19] Tsukasa
and created a dietary plan that
perfectly accommodates it all.
SIGN Muscle
SIGN Carbohydrates
SIGN Fats
SIGN Body Heat and
Energy Fuel
SIGN Nutritional Needs
SIGN Protein
SIGN Minerals
[02:25] Nasa
The answer I arrived at,
and the ultimate menu, is...
[02:29] Nasa
Hot pot, every day!
[02:30] Nasa
If you throw it all in there
every day and boil it,
[02:32] ---
you avoid any nutritional deficiencies,
[02:34] Nasa
and above all else, it's super efficient!
[02:36] Tsukasa
And... how does that taste?
[02:38] Nasa
The same way every day, of course!
[02:40] Nasa
It also ensures that I can
manage the seasoning easily!
[02:43] Nasa
There's absolutely no waste!
[02:45] Tsukasa
No offense, but that's science, not cooking.
[02:48] Nasa
Wait, what do you mean?!
[02:50] Tsukasa
Give me ten minutes, and I'll show
you what cooking's really about.
[03:01] Nasa
A-Amazing! I didn't expect a
Shokugeki so early in the morning!
[03:07] Nasa
Y-You really did all this in ten minutes?
[03:10] Nasa
W-Well, time to eat.
[03:14] Nasa
It's delicious!
[03:15] Nasa
The ingredients should all be the same,
but it's nothing like my ultimate menu!
[03:19] Nasa
It's also amazing how smug she looks!
[03:22] Nasa
Like some queen who just conquered the world!
[03:26] Tsukasa
I'm just pleased that my
darling likes my cooking.
[03:32] Nasa
You're quite a cook, huh?
[03:34] Tsukasa
I just got better with practice
over a long time, that's all.
[03:38] Tsukasa
I can make just about anything,
as long as I have the ingredients.
[03:41] Tsukasa
Which, by the way...
[03:42] Tsukasa
includes sushi, provided
I have good enough fish.
[03:45] Nasa
Even sushi?!
[03:49] Tsukasa
You mentioned that bathhouse
that opens early...
[03:53] Nasa
Yeah. It should be open by now.
[03:55] Nasa
Come to think if it, I didn't
take a bath yesterday.
[03:59] Nasa
Would you like to go there now?
[04:01] Tsukasa
Are you sure? I take a while to wash my hair.
[04:04] Nasa
It's okay. I'll just wait.
[04:07] Tsukasa
Okay. Thank you.
[04:09] Nasa
You're totally welcome!
SIGN m 82 97 l 82 251 148 252 145 97
SIGN He's
honest
about
his
desires.
[04:12] Nasa
I wanna see what she looks like
fresh out of the bath so bad!
[04:16] Tsukasa
Is the bathhouse close by?
[04:18] Nasa
About five minutes on foot.
[04:20] Nasa
People can walk around 80 meters a minute,
[04:23] Nasa
so it's about 400 meters away.
[04:25] Tsukasa
Uh, all right, then.
[04:27] Tsukasa
Do you have shampoo and stuff for washing up?
[04:30] Nasa
Of course!
SIGN Supreme Soap
[04:31] Nasa
I still have some stuff I bought before!
[04:33] Nasa
You can use these!
[04:36] Tsukasa
Thanks.
[04:37] Tsukasa
But... that's not exactly
what I'm looking for.
[04:42] Nasa
What's this?
[04:43] Tsukasa
Toner. It helps keep your skin moisturized.
[04:46] Nasa
And this?
[04:47] Tsukasa
Face serum.
[04:48] Tsukasa
To keep the skin insulated.
[04:50] Nasa
What about this?
[04:52] Tsukasa
Lotion. It actually moisturizes your skin.
[04:56] Nasa
Is your skin really that dry?
[04:58] Tsukasa
Nope. That's why I didn't buy any cream.
[05:03] Nasa
I guess girls use all kinds
of stuff nowadays, huh?
[05:07] Tsukasa
What are you talking about?
Serum's been around since the Edo period,
[05:10] Tsukasa
and lotion goes back even further.
[05:13] Nasa
R-Really?!
[05:16] Nasa
I get it.
[05:17] ---
It's that historical foundation
of taking care of their skin
[05:20] ---
that helps make girls smell so nice!
[05:23] Nasa
I can't imagine what kind of shape she'll
be in after getting out of the bath!
[05:27] Nasa
I'm on the edge of my seat!
[05:31] Tsukasa
This is the bathhouse you were talking about?
SIGN Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
[05:33] Nasa
Yep, that's right!
[05:35] Tsukasa
They're not being shy about
the names they use, are they?
[05:37] Nasa
It's a good bathhouse, though.
[05:40] Kaname
Welcome, Senpai! You're here early, as usual...
[05:44] Kaname
Huh?
[05:46] Kaname
You've got a girl with you?
[05:47] Nasa
Yeah. Good morning, Kaname-chan.
[05:49] Nasa
And this is...
[05:51] Kaname
You're actually interested in girls?
[05:54] Kaname
I thought for sure you had studied to the
point that your libido withered away.
[05:58] Nasa
H-Hey! Even I have a libido!
[06:02] Kaname
Oh my gosh! Why are you yelling about
your libido first thing in the morning?
[06:06] Kaname
Shouting such things in front of a delicate
young high school girl like myself...
[06:10] Kaname
Maybe you really are a perv, after all!
[06:12] Nasa
Y-You're the one who brought it up!
[06:15] Tsukasa
Uh, Nasa-kun, who's this?
[06:17] Nasa
Oh, she was my kouhai in middle school...
[06:20] Kaname
Arisugawa Kaname! I'm 15 years old.
[06:23] Nasa
She's pretty amazing.
[06:25] Nasa
She's been managing the bathhouse
for years now to help out her family.
[06:29] ---
Wow...
[06:30] Kaname
Aw, it's no big deal!
[06:33] Kaname
I just rope in exhibitionist customers by
working the desk, which means big bucks!
[06:39] Kaname
Y'know, like Senpai here!
[06:40] Nasa
Don't say stuff that could
lead to misunderstandings!
[06:43] Tsukasa
You're an exhibitionist?
[06:44] Nasa
I am not!
SIGN ...whisper
[06:46] Nasa
She's a great girl, but she's
always making dirty jokes.
[06:48] Nasa
Try not to take them seriously.
[06:50] Kaname
Oh, come on, I'm wounded.
[06:54] Kaname
I'd rather the guy who
doesn't have anything great
[06:56] ---
beneath the waist stop acting like
I'm the queen of pervy humor!
[06:59] Nasa
This is literally what I'm talking about!
[07:03] Tsukasa
Please don't "hmm" so thoughtfully
at remarks like that.
[07:06] Kaname
Still, the way you two are acting...
[07:08] Kaname
Is she seriously your girlfriend?
[07:11] Nasa
Well, it's more like...
[07:14] Nasa
We're married!
[07:17] Kaname
Married?!
SIGN Mar
SIGN ried
[07:20] Nasa
Yeah! Since yesterday.
[07:22] Kaname
That's sudden! That's a
little too sudden, Senpai!
[07:26] Kaname
I dunno how it came to this,
but congratulations on your marriage.
SIGN Business Hours
7AM - 1AM
Open Every Day
[07:30] Kaname
There'll be no charge today,
in lieu of a present.
SIGN Grade-Schooler
[07:34] Nasa
Really?! Thanks!
SIGN Adult
[07:36] Kaname
It's not much of a present, though,
since all we have are the baths, anyway.
[07:39] Kaname
Now, let's have the blushing
bride walk this way!
[07:43] Tsukasa
Thank you very much.
[07:45] Tsukasa
I'll see you later, then, Nasa-kun.
[07:48] Nasa
O-Okay.
[07:51] Nasa
W-Well, I guess I should go in, too.
[07:54] Kaname
Hold it!
[07:55] Kaname
Who said you could just waltz
into our bath without paying?
[07:59] Nasa
You just said there was no charge today...
[08:02] Kaname
I was talking about for your wife!
[08:03] Kaname
If you wanna bathe for free,
[08:05] ---
you have an obligation to
explain what happened first!
[08:08] Nasa
I do?!
[08:10] Kaname
That's right! Do you realize how shocked
I am to hear about you being married?!
[08:17] Nasa
Wait... Kaname-chan, does that mean you...
[08:20] Kaname
I mean, isn't it obvious?!
[08:22] Kaname
I thought you would spend your
entire life without a woman,
[08:25] ---
and when you hit 30, you'd look
at me vacantly and say,
[08:27] ---
"I'm finally a wizard."
[08:29] ---
And then I'd gently respond with, "That's right,
you can use magic now, can't you?"
[08:34] ---
I used to dream about that moment!
[08:36] Nasa
That's not something you
should be dreaming about!
[08:39] Kaname
Besides, your wife doesn't
look any older than me.
[08:42] Nasa
True, she said she's 16.
[08:45] Kaname
Sixteen?!
[08:46] Kaname
You damned lolicon! I'll straighten you out!
[08:49] Nasa
Who are you calling a lolicon?!
[08:51] Crowd
Did you hear? That guy's a lolicon!
[08:53] Crowd
Oh, gross!
[08:54] Crowd
He's apparently a lolicon.
[08:55] Nasa & Kaname
Sorry! Excuse us! Sorry!
[08:56] Crowd
Be sure to avoid him...
[08:59] Kaname
Hey! Don't embarrass me like that!
[09:01] Nasa
I'm the one who should be saying that!
[09:04] Kaname
Actually, Senpai... you haven't told
Aya-nee that you're married yet, have you?
[09:10] Nasa
Why would I tell Aya-san about it?
[09:13] Kaname
See, this is why everyone calls you
an egghead with math for brains.
[09:16] Nasa
Well, please don't from now on?
[09:18] Kaname
I guess it's fine. We'll keep Aya-nee
in the dark about this for now.
[09:23] Kaname
So, when's the ceremony gonna be?
[09:25] Nasa
A ceremony?
[09:26] Nasa
I hadn't really thought about that at all.
[09:30] Nasa
Besides, aren't wedding ceremonies
just a waste of money nowadays?
[09:33] ---
Kind of inefficient.
[09:34] Kaname
What about a ring?
[09:36] Nasa
Do you really think I need one?
[09:38] Kaname
I'm almost afraid to ask, but have
you even proposed to her?
[09:42] Nasa
Proposed to her?
[09:44] Nasa
I guess, technically, no.
[09:47] Kaname
I see.
[09:48] Kaname
So, in spite of being married,
[09:50] ---
you seem to have no idea
what it actually entails.
[09:55] Kaname
It's true that if you think about efficiency,
[09:58] ---
a ceremony, a ring, and a proposal
might be a waste of time.
[10:01] Kaname
And yet, when you put it in those terms,
[10:03] ---
isn't getting married in the
first place pretty inefficient?!
[10:08] Kaname
Seriously!
[10:10] Kaname
Listen up, Senpai.
[10:11] Kaname
The fact that you chose this girl
and got married to her
[10:15] Kaname
means that you have a responsibility
to make her happy!
[10:19] Kaname
And that's not something
that was decided by law,
[10:22] ---
or something anyone will
hold you accountable for!
[10:25] Kaname
It's something you need to dedicate
yourself to, to show how you really feel!
[10:31] Nasa
How I really feel?
[10:33] Nasa
That's awfully mature of you,
considering you're only 15.
[10:37] Kaname
What does my age have to do with anything?!
[10:40] Kaname
My point is, you married her fully
prepared to make her happy, right?
[10:44] Nasa
Of course I did.
[10:46] Nasa
I will live to make her happy!
[10:51] Nasa
It's true that we haven't had a ceremony,
[10:54] ---
and that I don't have a ring, and I haven't
even proposed to her properly yet!
[10:57] Nasa
But I'm confident that I can make her happy!
[10:59] Nasa
And the reason is...
[11:01] Kaname
The reason is?!
[11:02] Tsukasa
Sorry, Nasa-kun, I forgot to
get the stuff we bought—
[11:06] Nasa
Because I love Tsukasa-chan!
[11:13] Kaname
Hearing you yell that in the
middle of the street is a little...
[11:17] Nasa
I-I'll be careful from now on.
[11:20] Nasa
Here you go.
[11:23] Nasa
O-Oh, this is bad. I think
I might have upset her.
[11:26] Tsukasa
Seeing you shout that in
front of other people is...
[11:29] Tsukasa
really embarrassing for me.
[11:31] Nasa
R-Right!
[11:36] Tsukasa
But... it's just embarrassing.
[11:41] Tsukasa
It still... makes me happy.
[11:46] Nasa
R-Right...
SIGN Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
SIGN Men
[11:55] Nasa
I'm sure of it. There's no doubt.
[12:00] Nasa
This... is a bath episode!
SIGN Secret Hot Spring
[12:04] Nasa
Bath episodes! The kind that occur
randomly in anime and games!
SIGN Secret Hot Spring
[12:08] Nasa
Where the heroine takes her clothes
off for basically no reason!
[12:12] Nasa
Those situations always call for a setting
shift to a bathhouse or a hot spring,
SIGN Secret Hot Spring
[12:15] ---
and in the end...
[12:16] Nasa
A wash bucket will get sent flying
with a scream of, "Eek, pervert!"
[12:20] ---
in a zany bit of antics! I think!
[12:24] Nasa
Which makes this a lucky day
when I should get to see
[12:27] ---
my wife naked just by going
about my day as normal!
[12:37] Nasa
Hey! What are you doing here, Kaname-chan?!
[12:41] Kaname
Well, I'm kind of in charge around here,
and cleaning comes with the territory.
[12:45] Nasa
Then how long were you standing there?!
[12:47] Kaname
Since the part where you started passionately
narrating how bathhouse episodes work.
[12:53] Nasa
That was a pretty long time!
[12:54] Kaname
Come on, quit shouting.
[12:57] Kaname
You're already tiny enough! Barking like
that just makes you seem smaller.
[13:00] Nasa
Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you mean, tiny?!
[13:03] Kaname
Your height, of course!
What did you think I meant?
[13:10] Tsukasa
No one's around?
[13:23] Tsukasa
Doesn't seem to be anyone
at all. In that case...
[13:44] Tsukasa
That feels great!
[13:49] Tsukasa
It's like the whole place is reserved for me.
[13:53] Tsukasa
"Oh, this is heavenly!" Or so they say.
[14:00] Tsukasa
Someone else is here?
[14:01] Aya
Oh, I'm really, really sorry!
[14:04] Aya
I-I wasn't trying to hide!
[14:07] Aya
I'm the owner's eldest daughter,
[14:09] ---
and I usually take a bath
before we open for business,
[14:12] Aya
but I fell asleep.
[14:14] Tsukasa
Oh, you don't need to apologize.
[14:17] Aya
Yes, but you looked over here while
you were still dressed, right?
[14:21] Tsukasa
Well... yes.
[14:23] Aya
Which means you're probably bashful.
[14:26] Aya
And the thought of someone like that being
seen in a delicate state by someone like me...
[14:31] Aya
I can't think of any way to make
it up to you, other than dying!
[14:34] Aya
I'm so, so sorry! I'm sorry you were
exposed in front of a person like me!
[14:38] Aya
I'm sorry for being born!
Really, I'm so, so sorry!
[14:40] Tsukasa
Oh, I see. She's one of
those "hapless beauties."
[14:40] Tsukasa
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[14:44] Tsukasa
No, it's all right. You didn't
see anything too embarrassing.
[14:49] Aya
N-No, I did! I very clearly did see!
[14:53] Aya
You thought no one was around,
and got a little happy about it.
[14:56] ---
You even starting humming! I saw it!
[15:00] Tsukasa
Well, I guess you're right about that.
[15:04] Aya
I know!
[15:06] Aya
Not only that, but you actually used
that old cliché, "Oh, this is heavenly!"
[15:14] Aya
No girl would want anyone to hear them
say something that embarrassing!
[15:18] Aya
If it was me, I'd think about killing myself!
[15:20] Aya
So... can I wash your back to make up for it?
[15:26] Aya
As a daughter of this bathhouse,
I can't let a customer leave
[15:29] ---
after going through an experience like that!
[15:31] Aya
After visiting our baths, I want
you to be cleansed in body and soul.
[15:35] Aya
Because this is a bathhouse!
[15:37] Aya
So you need to be cleansed!
[15:39] Aya
Like in a bathhouse!
[15:43] Tsukasa
No, actually, I'm really anxious
about being touched, so...
[15:47] Aya
That's perfectly all right!
[15:49] Aya
I'll just be cleaning you off with
our special microbubble shower!
[15:53] Aya
I swear, as the daughter of this bathhouse...
[15:56] Aya
I swear!
[15:58] Kaname
Sweepy-sweepy...
[16:00] Nasa
Hey, how long are you going to hang around?
[16:02] Kaname
Well, I'm not done cleaning yet!
[16:05] Kaname
You should probably get out of the hot
water before it gets to your head, Senpai.
[16:08] Nasa
I'm not getting out because
you're still standing there!
[16:10] Kaname
Oh, it doesn't bother me!
[16:12] Kaname
I'm already used to seeing your junk.
[16:14] Nasa
Well, it bothers me!
[16:16] Nasa
Please, just get out.
[16:21] Tsukasa
Oh, that feels nice.
[16:23] Aya
Doesn't it?
[16:24] Aya
My father told me it's
the microbubble shower
[16:26] ---
that's been passed down through the
Arisugawa family for generations!
[16:30] Tsukasa
I'm pretty sure he was messing with you.
[16:33] Aya
I have to say, your skin is really beautiful.
[16:37] Aya
It's like silk.
[16:40] Tsukasa
Oh... thank you.
[16:43] Aya
But wait.
[16:44] Aya
Isn't silk made from from a
fluid that moth larvae secrete?
[16:49] Aya
As pretty as it is, I'm not sure we should
compare people's skin to something like that.
[16:54] Tsukasa
Uh, your internal monologue is leaking.
[16:57] Aya
I think the comparison needs to
be with something truly beautiful!
[17:00] Tsukasa
H-Hello?
[17:01] Aya
Let's see... what is there?
[17:05] Aya
Your skin... is like an iPhone X!
[17:11] Aya
Dummy! Even if it's made by a company
famous for their focus on aesthetics,
[17:15] Aya
why would you compare someone's
skin to consumer electronics?!
[17:18] Aya
I'm so, so sorry! I just wanted
to get across how beautiful it is!
[17:23] Tsukasa
It's okay. It did get across, sort of.
[17:26] Aya
Really?!
[17:27] Aya
Thank you so much!
[17:29] Tsukasa
Something about this girl
reminds me of Nasa-kun.
[17:34] Aya
My name is Arisugawa Aya!
[17:36] Aya
I hope you continue to enjoy our bathhouse.
[17:40] Tsukasa
I'm Yuzaki Tsukasa. Nice to meet you.
[17:44] Aya
Yuzaki?
[17:45] Aya
Yuzaki... Are you a relative
of Nasa-kun's or something?
[17:51] Tsukasa
Uh... well, now that you mention it...
[17:54] Tsukasa
I am.
[17:59] Aya
Oh, I see. Right, right, like his
little sister or something!
[18:03] Aya
Wow, I had no idea! It's a pleasure to meet you.
[18:07] Tsukasa
Likewise.
[18:09] Nasa
I can't gather any strength.
[18:12] Nasa
Am I really going to die?
[18:15] Nasa
Even though I was able to marry you...
[18:21] Nasa
Huh? What was I...
[18:23] Nasa
That was an oddly realistic dream...
[18:26] Nasa
Sorry,
Nasa-kun
[18:28] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan!
[18:32] Nasa
You were waiting?!
[18:33] Tsukasa
Yep. Good morning.
[18:35] Nasa
You could've woken me up...
[18:38] Tsukasa
I guess I could have,
[18:41] Tsukasa
but you looked really cute in your sleep.
[18:44] Aya
Oh, good morning, Nasa-kun.
[18:46] Nasa
Oh, Aya-san.
[18:48] Aya
Finally awake?
[18:50] Tsukasa
Thanks for earlier.
[18:52] Nasa
From the looks of it, you've already met?
[18:54] Aya
Yep, and I've heard everything.
[18:55] Aya
She's from your family, right?
[18:58] Nasa
Family...
SIGN Family
SIGN m 38 119 l 38 329 168 329 167 117
SIGN A group of people
related either by
consanguinity,
by recognized birth,
or affinity,
by marriage
or other relationship.
(From Wiki○○dia)
[19:05] Nasa
Right...
[19:06] Nasa
That's right! We're family!
[19:09] Aya
She's really cute!
[19:12] Tsukasa
How do you know Aya-san?
[19:16] Nasa
We were in the same class in middle school.
[19:18] Aya
Nasa-kun has really helped the bathhouse a lot.
[19:22] Aya
Our family has always run this place.
[19:25] Aya
But after our grandfather died years ago,
business took a turn for the worse.
[19:30] Aya
Our father got obsessed with the mascot
that he created for advertising purposes,
[19:35] Aya
ultimately sinking all our savings into it,
[19:37] Aya
then running away with the idol
he hired to voice the mascot.
[19:41] Aya
And just when it seemed like our
family would be out on the street—
[19:44] Tsukasa
Slow down. There are too many
points I have questions about.
[19:49] (Flashback) Nasa
There are two budgetary deficiencies here.
[19:52] (Flashback) Nasa
Also, take these documents to the legal
affairs bureau and the tax office.
[19:55] (Flashback) Nasa
That should get you a subsidy.
[19:58] (Flashback) Aya
O-Okay!
SIGN Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
[20:00] Aya
Thanks to Nasa-kun, our business
fortunes turned all the way around,
[20:02] ---
and we doubled our customer base.
[20:04] Nasa
Aw, all I did was help people
realize how great this place is.
[20:07] Aya
But if nobody had helped us at the time...
[20:11] Aya
Our relatives and friends wouldn't do
anything, we were really in trouble...
[20:16] Aya
and you were the only one who helped us.
[20:21] Aya
Thank you so much for all your help, Nasa-kun!
[20:28] Nasa
Oh, likewise. I appreciate
everything you guys do, too.
[20:31] Aya
You've been a life-saver!
[20:33] Nasa
No, I'm just returning the favor.
[20:35] Aya
Well, Nasa-kun, see you next time!
[20:37] Nasa
Thanks for having us!
[20:39] Nasa
It was a nice bathhouse, right?
[20:41] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah.
[20:42] Tsukasa
But I'm more surprised by you, Nasa-kun.
[20:46] Tsukasa
And...
[20:47] Tsukasa
Aya-san is pretty cute, isn't she?
[20:51] Nasa
She really is!
[20:52] Nasa
She's super cute, isn't she?
[20:56] Nasa
She was always really popular,
even in middle school.
[21:00] Nasa
And her looks have gotten even
more polished since high school!
[21:05] Nasa
With how cute she is, you'd have a hard
time finding anyone who doesn't like her...
[21:10] Nasa
Huh?
[21:12] Nasa
The mood suddenly feels weird...
[21:14] Nasa
Wait, that's—
[21:17] Crowd
Congratulations!
[21:19] Nasa
Th-That's a...
[21:21] Kaname
A marriage with no ring, no ceremony,
and no proposal? You suck!
[21:25] Nasa
Could it be that she's disappointed about
being married without any of those things?!
[21:31] Nasa
H-Hey!
[21:33] Nasa
A-Are you really worried about... that?
[21:37] Nasa
"That"?
[21:39] (Flashback) ---
Thank you, Nasa-kun!
[21:43] Nasa
N-No! I'm not worried about that at all!
[21:46] Nasa
It's not like that!
[21:48] Nasa
She's super worried about it!
[21:51] Tsukasa
I mean, it's easy to understand why
someone would feel that way.
[21:54] ---
Given how special and pretty, and, well...
[21:57] Nasa
Then she thinks a wedding
ceremony would be special?!
[22:01] Nasa
Of course. She is a girl.
[22:03] Tsukasa
Really, it's not like that!
[22:05] Tsukasa
It's not that I'm jealous... I just...
[22:10] Tsukasa
I want to be pretty.
[22:14] Tsukasa
I want you to say I look pretty, too.
[22:18] Nasa
I see! They do say a wedding dress exists for
the day when a girl will look her prettiest!
[22:28] Nasa
I understand!
[22:32] Nasa
I can't commit just now,
so give me some time to think!
[22:36] Nasa
Uh, what exactly do you mean when you say—
[22:40] Nasa
I mean I can't do it just yet!
[22:41] Nasa
So please, give me a bit of time!
[22:43] Nasa
Here's the key to the apartment!
[22:45] Nasa
I've got some things to look up,
so head home without me!
[22:48] Tsukasa
Nasa-kun?!
[22:51] Nasa
I really can't do it right now,
but it'll be okay.
[22:55] Nasa
I'm the man who'll reach the
speed of light before NASA!
[22:58] Nasa
I make the impossible possible!
[23:01] Tsukasa
Is that how hard it is to say I look pretty?
[23:05] Nasa
I'll see you later!
[23:06] Tsukasa
Nasa-kun, hang on—
[23:23] Chitose
I have you now, Nee-sama.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Tsukasa
Darling, I know this is sudden,
but it's time for a battle.
[23:33] Tsukasa
I need you to take someone on.
[23:35] Nasa
Got it! I'll do my best!
[23:37] Tsukasa
That was strangely accepting of you.
[23:38] Tsukasa
I should've figured.
[23:39] Nasas
So who am I up against?
[23:40] Tsukasa
A rich girl and her maids.
[23:42] Tsukasa
I'll be honest with you, she's kind of a pain.
E4 - Promise
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[00:09] Tsukasa
It's like the drops of life I lost are
being buried underneath this snow.
[00:15] Tsukasa
Leaving no trace behind, smothered by white,
[00:19] Tsukasa
along with my footsteps,
like they were never there at all.
[00:25] Tsukasa
How much longer do I have
until this cold night ends?
[00:31] Tsukasa
How much longer will I have to wait
before I have a warm home to return to?
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Episode 4
SIGN Promise
[02:12] Tsukasa
I get home and open the door,
[02:15] ---
but there's no one waiting
to welcome me back.
[02:21] Tsukasa
It's things like this that drive
home how alone you really are.
[02:27] Tsukasa
I didn't think my husband would leave
me alone the day after we got married.
[02:34] Tsukasa
Good grief...
[02:37] Tsukasa
Well, there's something to be said for
waiting at home for your beloved, too.
[02:42] Tsukasa
No, wait, never mind! I take that back!
SIGN m 45 41 l 46 252 128 252 128 42
SIGN She was
embarrassed
to hear
herself
say that.
[02:48] Tsukasa
But when is he going to come back?
[02:52] Tsukasa
He doesn't have a key,
[02:53] Tsukasa
so I can't go out until he does.
[02:56] Tsukasa
It'd be one thing if I had
a cell phone, but I don't.
[03:00] Tsukasa
Oh, well! Why don't
I flex my domestic muscles
[03:03] ---
and shock him with how
clean the apartment is?
[03:10] Tsukasa
Everything's already spotless...
Impressive, darling.
[03:14] Nasa
The man who will reach the speed
of light faster than NASA!
SIGN m 84 71 l 83 175 154 176 153 70
SIGN He's a
capable
guy.
[03:18] Tsukasa
Wait, this is bad. I won't have anything
to show off with at this rate.
[03:22] Tsukasa
But there has to be some spot
he hasn't cleaned already.
[03:26] Tsukasa
Maybe inside the closet,
or underneath his bed...
[03:30] Tsukasa
But what if I go digging
around in these spots
[03:33] ---
and see something that's
not meant to be found?
[03:36] Tsukasa
From his personality, I wouldn't
assume he has stuff like that...
[03:40] Tsukasa
But how can I be sure?
[03:43] Tsukasa
Wh-What if he surprises me?
[03:46] Tsukasa
Well, given how clean the place is,
[03:50] Tsukasa
I'm sure he keeps even the
out-of-the-way spots tidy.
[03:53] Tsukasa
Yeah.
SIGN m 38 37 l 37 254 142 254 140 38
SIGN On the
off-chance
she found
anything,
she'd be
shocked,
so she
glosses
over the
issue.
[03:59] Tsukasa
That just leaves...
[04:01] Tsukasa
The other thing that can be done
around the house is cooking!
[04:05] Tsukasa
I'll make something delicious
that'll knock his socks off!
[04:10] Tsukasa
But will he be back for lunch?
[04:14] Tsukasa
Oh, he's already back.
[04:17] Tsukasa
Welcome home. That didn't take very—
[04:23] Chi
We meet again, Nee-sama.
[04:27] Tsukasa
Chitose? Why are you...
[04:29] Chi
I had noticed you were missing,
[04:32] ---
but to think you were in this
shabby little apartment...
[04:36] Chi
This place isn't fit for someone like—
[04:41] Chi
Wait, why?!
[04:43] Chi
Why'd you shut the door on me, Nee-sama?!
[04:46] Chi
Come on, open up! Open up, please!
[04:49] Chi
Open the door, Nee-sama!
[04:52] Tsukasa
Could you stop banging on the door?
[04:55] ---
You're disturbing the neighbors.
[04:57] Chi
So mean!
[04:58] Chi
You're treating me like a total stranger,
and after I came to pick you up!
SIGN Yuzaki
[05:02] Tsukasa
I never said anything about
wanting to be picked up.
[05:06] Chi
I know, but...
[05:08] Chi
I'm really sorry! Truly! I was wrong!
[05:12] Chi
So please, hear me out!
[05:20] Tsukasa
And what do you mean, "pick me up"?
Am I your kid sister now?
[05:25] Chi
But your sudden disappearance has
left Great Grandmother so worried...
[05:30] Tsukasa
You know how much trouble
I cause for Tokiko by being around.
[05:35] Tsukasa
Besides, does she even know that you're here?
[05:40] Chi
Well... no...
[05:42] Tsukasa
You begged her to tell you
where I was, didn't you?
[05:45] ---
Gulp...
[05:45] Tsukasa
And then you didn't listen to
her when she tried to stop you,
[05:49] ---
and came here in broad daylight?
[05:51] Chi
Well... I...
[05:54] Chi
It was all out of concern for—
[05:57] Tsukasa
Don't try to cling to me and
muddle the conversation.
[06:00] Chi
That hurts! Nee-sama,
that seriously hurts! Please!
[06:05] Tsukasa
Look, just go home for today.
[06:07] ---
And pass a message along to Tokiko.
[06:10] Tsukasa
Tell her that I'm married.
[06:13] Chi
Married?!
[06:15] Chi
You're married?!
[06:18] Chi
Nee-sama, what do you mean by "married"?!
[06:20] Tsukasa
That I'm literally married.
[06:22] Tsukasa
Anyway, I'm fine, so don't worry.
[06:27] Tsukasa
I'll come by the house to say
hello when the time is right.
[06:29] Tsukasa
Until then, Chitose, you need to go home.
[06:41] Nasa
Excuse me...
[06:43] Nasa
Are you okay?
[06:47] Chi
I'm totally fine! Just leave me alone!
[06:54] Nasa
You can use this.
[06:56] Nasa
I can't just ignore someone crying like that.
[07:01] Nasa
What? Someone from your
family won't come home?
[07:04] Chi
Well, we're not related by blood, but...
[07:08] Nasa
Sounds pretty complicated.
[07:10] Nasa
Have you talked to the police?
[07:12] Chi
I can't!
[07:14] Chi
That sort of thing would just cause
problems for Nee-sama, so I can't.
[07:19] Chi
She's like a butterfly with glass wings.
[07:22] Chi
A glass butterfly that flies through
the night, trying to reach the moon...
[07:25] Chi
She's easily hurt, delicate,
[07:27] ---
and disappears the second you
let her out of your sight.
[07:31] Chi
But she's still someone I care a lot about.
[07:36] Nasa
I see. I wish I could help somehow.
[07:43] Chi
You're awfully nice, mister.
[07:46] Chi
Putting up with a middle schooler's
ridiculous story like this...
[07:51] Chi
Didn't you have something you needed to do?
[07:55] Nasa
Well, I was actually looking
for a place to propose.
[07:59] Chi
Propose? There's actually a place
on a hill in town that'd be—
[08:02] Tsukasa
Oh, darling.
[08:03] Tsukasa
I thought I heard your voice.
[08:06] Nasa
Oh, sorry. I'm back.
[08:09] Tsukasa
"D-Darling"?
[08:11] Nasa
After thinking about it,
[08:13] ---
I realized you'd be stuck at home
since we only have one key.
[08:17] Tsukasa
I appreciate it. The way you're always
so considerate makes me happy.
[08:21] Nasa
You're very welcome.
[08:23] Chi
It's you...
[08:25] Chi
You're the one Nee-sama married?!
[08:29] Chi
You can't have her!
[08:30] Chi
I will not let you have Nee-sama!
[08:34] Nasa
Uh, what?
[08:36] Tsukasa
Well, this is bad. Looks like things
are going to escalate into battle.
[08:40] Nasa
Wait, do you know her, Tsukasa-chan?
[08:42] Tsukasa
Yeah. She's from the family I used to live with.
[08:46] Nasa
You used to live with her?
[08:48] Chi
And that's why I'll—
[08:51] Nasa
Hello there! My name is Yuzaki Nasa.
[08:55] Nasa
That's "Nasa," written with the
characters for "starry sky"!
[08:57] Nasa
It's so nice to meet you!
[08:58] Chi
Uh... yeah... nice to meet you.
[09:01] Chi
Wait, no!
[09:03] Chi
I'm going to—
[09:04] Nasa
So what's your name?
[09:06] Chi
It doesn't matter what my name is!
[09:08] Nasa
It's kind of inconvenient if I don't
know what to call you, though.
[09:12] Chi
Th-That's...
[09:14] Nasa
So what's your name?
[09:16] Chi
I-It's Chitose.
[09:18] Chi
Kaginoji Chitose.
[09:19] Nasa
Chitose-chan, then!
[09:21] Nasa
What a lovely name!
[09:22] Chi
Hey, show some respect!
[09:24] Nasa
You mentioned being in
middle school, so are you 14?
[09:28] Nasa
There's no sense in talking out here.
Why don't you come inside?
[09:30] Chi
Would you listen to me?!
[09:33] Tsukasa
Impressive. He's overwhelming Chitose
with his command of the conversation.
[09:37] Nasa
Well, since it's lunch time, would
you like to get something to eat?
[09:40] Chi
I would not!
[09:42] Chi
I haven't accepted you as Nee-sama's husband!
[09:46] Nasa
I see. You're totally justified
in feeling that way.
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SIGN High-Level
Rhetoric
Lesson 1:
Don't refute
what the
other
person says.
[09:50] Nasa
It's true that Tsukasa-chan and I
haven't known each other for long,
[09:53] ---
so it'd be hard to accept
something like marriage.
SIGN m 31 32 l 128 32 129 144 32 144
SIGN Lesson 2:
Objectively
address their
concerns in
order.
[09:55] Nasa
It happened so suddenly,
and we're both still pretty young.
[09:59] Nasa
But isn't that why we should talk it over?
[10:01] Nasa
We could take this somewhere else
and calmly discuss what's happened.
SIGN m 31 33 l 32 162 125 162 126 33
SIGN Lesson 3:
Propose a
practical
resolution.
[10:05] Nasa
I think all we're really
lacking here is discourse.
[10:10] Tsukasa
I think this guy might be kind of amazing.
[10:13] Tsukasa
Darling, I'm afraid Chitose
isn't the easily convinced type.
[10:18] Nasa
It's okay.
[10:20] ---
I'm sure we'll be able to make her understand
that we've become husband and wife.
[10:25] Tsukasa
Husband and wife?
[10:28] Chitose
You can take your discourse and stuff it!
[10:31] Chitose
If you'd just die...
[10:33] Chitose
that would be enough...
[10:36] Chitose
to resolve everything!
[10:41] Chitose
You get your wish! Let's move
this conversation elsewhere!
[10:45] Nasa
Hey...
[10:46] Nasa
Hey!
[10:50] Tsukasa
Well, this is trouble.
[10:54] Nasa
Excuse me, but isn't this
going a little too far?
[10:57] Nasa
Even if she knows who you are,
Tsukasa-chan might go to the police.
[11:00] Chi
No need to worry. She would never do that.
[11:05] Chi
I will be holding on to your phone, however.
[11:09] Nasa
When did you grab that?!
[11:11] Chi
Still, you must be quite the swindler
if you were able to trick my Nee-sama.
[11:15] Chi
Why would she marry someone like you?
[11:19] Nasa
You do have a point there.
[11:22] Nasa
Could it be that...
[11:24] Nasa
I'm actually hot?
[11:26] Chi
Would you please die?
[11:28] Chi
Well, it doesn't matter.
I'm going to correct this mistake.
[11:35] Chi
That said, I am classy,
so I won't stoop to torture.
[11:40] Chi
There's a simple way to wreck your marriage
without resorting to that kind of thing.
[11:45] Nasa
What are you talking about?
[11:49] Chi
Tabloid journalism.
[11:51] Nasa
That is pretty effective!
[11:53] Chi
All I need is evidence of your infidelity
[11:56] ---
for Nee-sama to come to her senses
and realize she's made a mistake!
[12:00] Chi
And then you'll be divorced in no time!
[12:04] Chi
That being the case,
Charlotte, Aurora, come on!
[12:09] Char
Hi! Welcome home, Chitose-chan!
[12:13] Aur
Welcome home, Miss.
[12:16] Aur
Who is this?
[12:17] Char
He's so cute!
[12:19] Char
Is he a guest?
[12:20] Chi
I have a special mission for you two.
[12:25] Chi
I need tabloid pics of this man!
[12:28] Aur
Tabloid pics? What do you mean?
[12:34] Char
Oh, right! Okay, I see.
[12:39] Char
I just need to take some of
those pictures with him, right?
[12:43] Aur
Charlotte! Aren't you being a little
too quick to agree to this?!
[12:47] Aur
Even if the little miss did ask you—
[12:50] Char
Well, he is really cute...
[12:53] Chi
Charlotte! Slow down! I didn't say
you needed to take things that far!
[12:58] Aur
And do you have no concept of hesitation?!
[13:00] Aur
Hesitate a little!
[13:02] Chi
What I want is to take some pictures that prove
how worthless Nee-sama's husband here is,
[13:06] Chi
and get her to lose interest in him!
[13:09] Chi
All we need is for her to stop
liking him! Do you understand?!
[13:13] Char
Oh, I get it.
[13:15] Char
But Chitose-chan...
[13:17] Char
Your guest has run off.
[13:22] Chi
Why didn't you say something sooner?!
[13:24] Char
Well, you were trying so hard to explain...
[13:28] Chi
Never mind that! Just find him!
[13:31] Char
Right!
[13:31] Aur
'Kay!
[13:32] Nasa
Wow, my wife knows some intense people.
[13:37] Nasa
But if she lived here before,
[13:39] ---
does that mean her room is
somewhere in this place?
[13:43] Aur
Sir?
[13:45] Char
Aw, I can't find him at all!
[13:48] Chi
Show yourself!
[13:49] Nasa
This is bad...
[13:55] Nasa
Huh? This room...
[13:59] Nasa
It smells like Tsukasa-chan!
SIGN m 44 35 l 138 36 141 192 45 192
SIGN Nasa-kun's
inner pervert
is beginning
to awaken.
[14:05] Nasa
How many people truly realize how out-of-reach
something like this is on our planet?
[14:11] Nasa
Since we can all see it every day,
we fail to understand just how rare it is.
[14:16] Nasa
But there have only been six opportunities
in recorded history to retrieve any,
[14:21] Nasa
with only a small amount
having been brought back.
[14:24] Nasa
Plagioclase?
[14:26] Nasa
But the composition...
[14:27] ---
There's way too much calcium.
[14:30] Nasa
Something that we're able to look at,
but not able to obtain...
[14:34] Nasa
Kaguya's castle, shining in the night sky.
[14:40] Nasa
This...
[14:42] Nasa
It's a moon rock!
[14:49] Nasa
They're preventing oxidization by keeping
it enclosed and pumping out the oxygen,
[14:53] ---
while pumping in nitrogen.
[14:55] Nasa
I doubt anyone would go that
far if it wasn't the real deal.
[14:59] Nasa
The moon rocks retrieved by NASA
are all American national treasures.
[15:04] Nasa
With the exception of samples
on display in museums,
[15:07] ---
the majority of them should
be in storage in Houston.
[15:11] Nasa
If this really is what I think it is...
[15:14] Nasa
It can't be.
[15:19] Char
Oh, that's no good.
[15:23] Char
You see, there are a lot of very
important things in this room
[15:28] Char
that belong to someone very important!
[15:34] Char
Therefore, anyone who intrudes...
[15:38] Char
gets speedy annihilation under
Slay Evil Immediately rules!
[15:41] Nasa
Isn't that the wrong sword
for Slaying Evil Immediately?!
[15:44] Char
No worries! It's the sense of justice
that we both share, after all!
[15:49] Nasa
I never said that!
[15:51] Aur
Charlotte, stop that!
[15:53] Chi
You have to be careful in that room!
[15:55] Chi
It's where Nee-sama's moon rock is—
[16:05] Charlotte
What's that coming out?!
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SIGN The most
important
things tend
to break.
[16:06] Nasa
Oh, no! The nitrogen in the case!
[16:08] Nasa
Without that nitrogen, oxygen will
get inside, and the rock will oxidize!
[16:12] Nasa
I'm going to need a screwdriver
and some masking tape! Quick!
[16:15] Aur
Right!
[16:21] Chi
C-Can you fix it?
[16:23] Nasa
I know how it works,
so I should be able to.
[16:26] Aur
Is he some kind of genius?
[16:29] Nasa
From the way you reacted...
is this rock the real deal?
[16:33] Chi
Of course it is.
[16:35] Chi
Great Grandmother practically
begged to borrow it
[16:37] ---
so that it could bring
Nee-sama some comfort.
[16:40] Nasa
Wait, why would Tsukasa-chan need it?
[16:43] Chi
"Why"?
[16:46] Chi
Do you not know who Nee-sama is?
[16:52] Nasa
There. That should do it.
[16:55] Char
Thank you!
[16:56] Aur
Wow.
[16:57] Chi
Do you seriously not know
anything about Nee-sama's past?
[17:03] Nasa
Well, I guess it's true that she
hasn't told me much about it.
[17:07] Nasa
But there are lots of things I do know.
[17:10] Nasa
She's got really warm hands,
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isn't good at
much besides
studying.
[17:12] Nasa
and she's a good cook...
[17:14] Nasa
And she's a restless sleeper!
[17:17] Nasa
She puts her hair up in buns
when she goes to bed, too.
[17:19] Nasa
Other than that...
[17:20] Nasa
Her smile is very cute!
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[17:24] Chi
Even I know all that!
[17:33] (Flashback) Tsukasa
It's okay.
[17:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa
If you can find the courage
to reach out to me,
[17:39] (Flashback) ---
I'll make sure to grab your hand.
[17:42] (Flashback) Tsukasa
So hang in there.
[17:52] Chi
From that day when you took
my hand and saved my life,
[17:56] ---
I decided I wanted to
dedicate that life to you.
[17:59] Chi
But now...
[18:02] Chi
Why you?
[18:04] Chi
Why? Why are you married to Nee-sama
when you don't know anything?!
[18:10] Chi
I'm the only one who can
make her wish come true!
[18:13] Chi
I'm the one who needs to marry Nee-sama!
[18:20] Char
Hang on, Chitose-chan!
[18:21] Char
We owe him for saving
Tsukasa-chan's rock just now!
[18:26] Char
Sorry about this, but...
[18:31] Char
We really are grateful.
[18:34] Nasa
Wait, why are you taking pictures?!
[18:37] Aur
Uh, good question! My body moved on its own.
[18:40] Aur
Maybe someone used a Command Seal on me?
[18:42] Nasa
What kind of excuse is that?!
[18:46] Aur
Don't worry. To make it up to you, I'll...
[18:49] Aur
just composite it in Photoshop...
[18:51] Nasa
Why would you fabricate evidence
right in front of me?!
[18:54] Aur
There.
[18:55] Aur
Oh, my! I had no idea
I took a picture like this!
[18:59] Nasa
Now, hang on! That picture
doesn't match the assets you used!
[19:01] Nasa
And it was fast! Fast, and good!
[19:04] ---
You should quit working as a maid
and get a job in Hollywood!
[19:07] Nasa
But—
SIGN Rumble
[19:11] Tsukasa
Well, this is quite a picture.
[19:14] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan! I-It's not what you think!
[19:16] Nasa
She just edited it in Ph-Photoshop—
[19:18] Tsukasa
Anyone who could manipulate a picture that
quickly should get a job in Hollywood!
[19:22] Nasa
You are totally correct!
I was saying the same thing!
[19:25] Nasa
How'd she even do this?!
There's not a single trace of the composite!
[19:25] Aur
Tabloid journalism did the trick.
They're already fighting.
[19:28] Char
Yep.
[19:28] Nasa
And the positioning is
totally natural-looking!
[19:30] Chitose
Do you see now, Nee-sama?
This man is terrible!
[19:34] Chitose
It would be in your best interests
to get divorced immediately!
[19:38] Nasa
Divorced?!
[19:38] Tsukasa
You're right. This calls for
a very serious discussion.
[19:42] Nasa
Oh, no!
[19:43] Tsukasa
That being the case, you're coming with me.
[19:45] Tsukasa
We need to talk in private.
[19:48] Nasa
Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
[19:49] Tsukasa
Don't try to get friendly with me!
[19:53] Tsukasa
If I was Lum-chan, you'd be lit
up like a power plant right now!
[19:58] Nasa
Aw...
[20:00] Chi
That worked as planned.
[20:03] Aur
Wait, did they actually just escape?
[20:09] Nasa
Um, er, Tsukasa-chan,
that picture was really just—
[20:16] Tsukasa
Darling...
[20:19] Tsukasa
Did you really think a picture like
this would be enough to upset me?
[20:25] Nasa
Then what was that?
[20:27] Tsukasa
An act to help us escape.
[20:29] Tsukasa
And if I was really angry, it'd be...
[20:33] Tsukasa
much worse.
[20:35] Chi
Get back here, Nee-sama!
[20:38] Tsukasa
Oh, she's already caught on.
[20:40] Tsukasa
Come on, Nasa-kun! Let's get out of here!
[20:43] Tsukasa
This way!
[20:45] Nasa
Okay!
[20:49] Tsukasa
Chitose doesn't know about this passage.
[20:53] Nasa
I don't know anything about your past.
[20:57] Nasa
I get the feeling it's more harsh
and difficult than I can imagine.
[21:04] Nasa
But that's not an issue to me.
[21:09] Tsukasa
This way!
[21:11] Nasa
What really matters to me is
the warmth of your hand...
[21:17] Nasa
your incredibly cute smile...
[21:19] Nasa
and the future we're going to build together.
[21:30] Nasa
Is this... a church?
[21:33] Tsukasa
That's right. It's the
Church of Alexanmarco.
[21:36] Tsukasa
An old church on a hill
that nobody uses anymore.
[21:39] Tsukasa
That mansion was built in the Meiji era,
[21:42] Tsukasa
and the escape passage was prepared
in the event of an emergency.
[21:48] Tsukasa
This place is really beautiful...
[21:51] Tsukasa
So I wanted you to see it!
[21:56] Nasa
I see...
[21:59] Nasa
That's the whole point.
[22:03] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan.
[22:06] Nasa
From now on, when anything
good happens to me,
[22:08] ---
you'll be the first to hear about it.
[22:12] Nasa
And if anything sad happens to you,
[22:14] ---
I'll share in that sadness.
[22:17] Nasa
We'll share with each other,
[22:19] Nasa
and support each other...
[22:22] Nasa
That's the kind of couple I want us to be.
[22:27] Nasa
I swear, I won't ever make
you regret choosing me.
[22:34] Tsukasa
This sounds like a proposal.
[22:38] Nasa
It is one.
[22:40] Nasa
I love you.
[23:22] Nasa
That was the day I swore to love you forever.
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[23:30] Kaname
How's newlywed life treating you, Senpai?
[23:32] Nasa
Kaname-chan, I think I've
learned what true happiness is.
[23:36] Kaname
Your gross observations aside,
[23:38] ---
you're forgetting something important.
[23:39] Kaname
And I'm talking about a
pretty critical omission!
[23:41] Kaname
Seriously, stupid, did you really not notice?!
E5 - Rings
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SIGN Tachibana
SIGN No. 3
SIGN Everything's
a Bargain!!
[00:08] Tsukasa
Oh, darling!
[00:09] Tsukasa
This is big! We'd better turn on the TV!
[00:15] Tsukasa
Wait... now that I think about it...
[00:17] Tsukasa
Where is the TV?
[00:20] Nasa
I don't have one.
[00:21] Tsukasa
What?! You don't have a TV?!
[00:24] Nasa
N-No...
[00:26] Tsukasa
Even though Space Jawsnado: Maximum Mission
is gonna be on this afternoon?!
[00:31] Nasa
Jaw...? U-Uh, wh-what is that?
[00:33] Tsukasa
It's a movie where sharks fly through
the sky and wage war in space!
[00:38] Nasa
Is it any good?
[00:39] Tsukasa
Yes, it is!
[00:41] Nasa
O-Oh, I see...
[00:43] Nasa
I don't really watch a lot of movies, so...
[00:45] Tsukasa
Argh!
[00:47] Tsukasa
Y-You've at least seen Terminator, right?
[00:51] Nasa
I don't think so...
[00:52] Tsukasa
What about Star Wars?
[00:53] Nasa
I know the name.
[00:55] Nasa
That's where they fight in space, right?
[00:57] Tsukasa
The Human Centipede?
[00:58] Nasa
Oh, Tsukino Mito talked
about that on the internet.
[01:02] Nasa
I haven't seen it, but it sounded funny.
[01:04] Tsukasa
What have you done for your entire life?
[01:07] Nasa
I-Is it that serious?
[01:09] Tsukasa
Darling, listen to me.
[01:10] Tsukasa
I would never get pushy about my
hobby to the point of treating
[01:14] ---
certain movies like they should
be part of compulsory education.
[01:18] Nasa
R-Right...
[01:19] Tsukasa
But, for example, say that a popular series
finally gets a long-awaited sequel!
[01:26] Tsukasa
I want to be able to share
that excitement with you!
[01:28] Tsukasa
The amazement at such a
miraculous, sudden occurrence!
[01:32] Nasa
"Huh, there was a movie like that?"
[01:35] Tsukasa
The thought of that kind of
reaction is just depressing to me!
[01:38] Tsukasa
That big of a gap in excitement
is too much for me to bear!
[01:41] Nasa
I... I think I understand
where you're coming from...
[01:45] Tsukasa
And as sweet as you are,
[01:46] ---
knowing that I feel this way would be enough
to make you want to check out some old movies.
[01:54] Tsukasa
But!
[01:55] Tsukasa
As simple as it might sound,
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden Mobile Galactic Wars II
SIGN Zoku Mobile Galactic Wars
[01:57] ---
you could end up dealing
with a massive series of titles!
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars
[01:59] Tsukasa
Numbered entries like "II" and
"III" need no mention,
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden II Mobile Galactic Wars III
SIGN New Mobile Galactic Wars
[02:03] Tsukasa
but when you include spin-offs and
stories set in the same universe,
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden III Mobile Galactic Wars IV
SIGN New Mobile Galactic Wars II
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars Gaiden IV
[02:07] Tsukasa
sometimes the title doesn't even indicate
where those entries originated from!
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars
The Black Hole Front
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars Kiwami
SIGN Super Mobile Galactic Wars
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars Alternative
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars: A New Beginning
SIGN Mobile Galactic Wars: REBIRTH
SIGN Galax-on!
[02:13] Nasa
O-Okay...
[02:14] Tsukasa
And!
[02:15] Tsukasa
To get the most thorough
enjoyment out of a title,
[02:17] ---
you can't afford to skip checking
out the director's previous works!
[02:21] Tsukasa
You could have someone who made his
debut with a sci-fi horror B-movie...
[02:26] Tsukasa
before getting his big break with
a low-budget sci-fi action flick,
[02:30] Tsukasa
and then going on to make the
biggest movie in the world!
[02:33] Tsukasa
I'm saying that by taking a holistic
approach to viewing a film,
[02:36] ---
including the director's style and history,
[02:38] Tsukasa
you can enjoy a movie more fully!
[02:40] Tsukasa
You can't underestimate how
deep the old movie hole goes!
[02:43] Tsukasa
It's like stepping into a world of boundless
knowledge that stretches out forever!
[02:48] Tsukasa
Do you understand?!
[02:50] Nasa
I-I understand how strongly you feel.
[02:53] Nasa
She normally seems so cool and laid back,
[02:56] ---
but Tsukasa-chan really loves movies.
[03:00] Char
Hey...
[03:02] Char
Are we gonna go after
Tsukasa-chan and her husband?
[03:05] Aur
No. Jawsnado is airing this afternoon.
[03:09] Chitose
That's right. I'm sure Nee-sama
is going to be watching.
[03:11] Chitose
Interrupting her could get you killed.
[03:14] Char
Is a movie with such a sloppy
plot really any good?
[03:17] Chitose
You just don't get it!
[03:17] {simultaneously}Aur
That's part of the appeal!
[03:24] Nasa
There are so many choices...
[03:27] Nasa
Which is better, LCD or OLED?
[03:30] Tsukasa
Why not get the cheaper one?
[03:32] Nasa
Panasonic or Sony... which has better color?
[03:37] Tsukasa
Why not get the cheaper one?
[03:39] Nasa
You don't have any preferences
for the picture or sound quality?
[03:43] Tsukasa
Darling...
[03:44] Tsukasa
A good movie is good no matter
what the picture quality is!
[03:50] Nasa
That sounded kind of profound.
[03:53] Tsukasa
Besides, you're offering to buy a
TV that you don't need for my sake.
[04:00] Tsukasa
That alone makes me really happy.
[04:07] Nasa
This has been a good shopping trip.
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SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse
SIGN Men
SIGN Women
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN Rings
[05:42] Nasa
So I told her,
SIGN Men
SIGN Women
[05:44] Nasa
"We'll share with each other,
and support each other..."
[05:46] Nasa
"That's the kind of couple I want us to be."
[05:48] Nasa
Like that!
[05:51] Kaname
And... then your wife laughed her head off
because that comment was so gross, or...
[05:55] Nasa
No, no, she didn't! She was really moved!
[05:58] ---
Quit trying to rewrite my precious moments!
[06:00] Kaname
W-Well, late or not, it's good
that you proposed to her.
[06:05] Nasa
I guess so.
[06:07] Nasa
Although it wasn't really just
a proposal. I kissed her, too.
[06:13] Nasa
I had no idea that lips were so soft.
[06:19] Nasa
Oh, just thinking about
it has me feeling toasty!
[06:23] Kaname
Gross! It seems like Senpai has
achieved new heights of gross!
[06:28] Kaname
But are words alone really enough?
[06:33] Kaname
I'm talking about rings!
[06:36] ---
If you're married, don't you
think you should have rings?
[06:40] Nasa
I'm not sure she would
want something like that...
[06:43] Kaname
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-There it is!
[06:47] Kaname
One of the top three things that husbands
like to pretend are special about their wives!
[06:52] Nasa
T-Top three things?!
[06:54] Kaname
Number one!
[06:56] Kaname
"Well, y'know, I brought up the idea of
going on a trip for our anniversary..."
[06:59] Tsukasa
"I just get nervous at those expensive
hot springs. Let's relax at home!"
[07:03] Kaname
"So she doesn't really like that sort of thing!"
[07:06] Kaname
Number two!
[07:08] Kaname
"Y'know, my wife is such a good cook that
[07:10] ---
whenever I bring up the idea
of going out somewhere nice..."
[07:13] Tsukasa
"I don't really know how to appreciate
fancy food. I'll make something myself!"
[07:16] Kaname
"And then she just whips up something
awesome out of whatever we have!"
[07:19] Kaname
And number three!
[07:21] Kaname
"See, when it comes to name brands
and jewelry and stuff..."
[07:24] Tsukasa
"I don't need anything expensive like that!"
[07:27] Kaname
"She's just not interested!"
[07:30] Kaname
It's like...
[07:31] Kaname
Don't be so stupid!
[07:34] Kaname
When are you guys gonna realize
that's just your wives being nice?!
[07:42] Kaname
That's what I mean.
[07:46] Tsukasa
I didn't think he'd be the type
to go in for a kiss like that.
[07:59] CM
It's the symbol of our love.
[08:02] CM
It's such a lovely diamond ring.
[08:05] News
Our next story...
[08:07] News
Three major convenience
store franchises have—
[08:10] Nasa
I guess it's true that most girls wouldn't
come out and ask for an expensive ring.
[08:15] Sign
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This
is
his
personal
opinion.
[08:16] Nasa
But how much does a diamond
ring cost, anyway?
[08:20] Nasa
There's that old saying about them
costing three months' salary...
[08:24] Tsukasa
Sorry for the wait.
[08:26] Nasa
Tsukasa...chan...
[08:31] Nasa
I never caught her fresh
out of the bath before!
[08:39] Tsukasa
W-Well, let's head home.
[08:42] Nasa
Yeah.
[08:45] Nasa
Oh, I'm going to be heading
to work this afternoon.
[08:50] Tsukasa
You are?
[08:51] Nasa
I took the day off yesterday
without much warning...
[08:54] ---
so I should really go in today.
[08:56] Nasa
I'll be back by nine tonight.
[09:01] Tsukasa
Nine, huh?
[09:06] Tsukasa
Hey, darling, is that a park?
[09:10] Nasa
Oh, yeah.
[09:12] Tsukasa
You want to stop by, then?
[09:17] Tsukasa
What a pretty park.
[09:19] Nasa
And it's so quiet, with no one around.
[09:24] Tsukasa
Why don't you have a seat, darling?
[09:27] Nasa
I think I will, then.
[09:41] Nasa
Wait, what is this?
Am I supposed to do something?
[09:45] Nasa
We're sitting together in a quiet park,
silently looking out at a lake. What is this?
[09:58] Nasa
Could it be she's lonely because
I won't be back until tonight?
[10:03] Nasa
S-S-So cute!
[10:06] Nasa
If that's true, my wife
is so unbelievably cute!
[10:35] Char
They're smooching.
[10:36] Aur
Yes, they are.
[10:38] Char
Should we report this to Chitose-chan?
[10:41] Aur
I wouldn't! She'd get so mad,
the house might catch fire! Don't do it!
[10:48] Tsukasa
H-Honestly! It's the middle of the
day and we're outdoors, you know!
[10:52] Nasa
S-S-Sorry!
[10:54] Nasa
But... I just... thought you looked lonely.
[10:58] Tsukasa
I-It would've been embarrassing
if someone saw us!
[11:01] Aur
Someone did see you.
[11:03] Char
Yeah, you were seen.
[11:05] Tsukasa
And darling, I'm surprised by
how aggressive you can be.
[11:09] Nasa
I-I'm not usually!
[11:12] Nasa
I-It's just... when it's you... I feel that way...
[11:18] Tsukasa
Perv.
[11:19] Nasa
It's not like that! You're just
too cute, Tsukasa-chan!
[11:24] Tsukasa
Stop it, dummy! You're not supposed
to shout things like that!
[11:27] Nasa
But you're just so cute!
[11:28] Char
What exactly are we looking at?
[11:31] Aur
How should I know?
[11:35] Nasa
I'm going now.
[11:37] Tsukasa
Okay. Have a safe trip.
[11:41] Tsukasa
What's wrong?
[11:43] Nasa
Well... it's just...
[11:45] Nasa
You won't be gone when I get back, right?
[11:53] Tsukasa
If you're worried about it,
[11:55] Tsukasa
hurry back as soon as you can.
[12:00] Nasa
Okay! I'm going!
[12:02] Tsukasa
Have a safe trip.
[12:15] Nasa
I have to say, she was so cute at the park...
[12:20] Nasa
She felt lonely because I was going to work.
[12:23] ---
That's cute enough to kill me.
[12:27] Nasa
I feel kind of bad about leaving her, though.
[12:31] Nasa
Not to mention I miss her myself.
[12:35] Nasa
If only there was some way to ease
that loneliness, even when we're apart...
[12:43] Nasa
Maybe that's what the ring is for?
[12:45] Nasa
Something to remind me of
you when you're not here.
[12:48] Nasa
Something to show you that I'm with you.
[12:51] Nasa
That must be it!
[12:53] Nasa
That's what rings are for!
[12:56] Nasa
Rings that are like our
eternal love given form!
[13:02] Nasa
I was sure that a miracle would happen.
[13:05] Nasa
That I'd be able to meet you again
after we were separated on that day.
[13:11] Nasa
So I took a bunch of service and delivery jobs.
[13:14] Nasa
Searching for you among all those people...
[13:20] Nasa
But I never found you,
and the lonely nights continued.
[13:27] Nasa
I was so sad for so long.
[13:33] Nasa
But now...
[13:41] Nasa
Something smells good. Is she cooking fish?
[13:45] Nasa
I'm home.
[13:46] Tsukasa
Welcome home. I hope you
had a good day at work.
[13:54] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan...
[13:55] Nasa
Do you want an engagement ring?
[14:00] Tsukasa
An engagement ring?
[14:02] Nasa
Yeah! As the symbol of our love!
[14:04] Nasa
A diamond shining on your ring finger!
[14:08] Nasa
Our relationship shining
with our eternal love!
[14:12] Nasa
It's so dreamy!
[14:14] Tsukasa
My husband is suddenly
acting very romantic.
[14:18] Tsukasa
I'm not sure I need one, though.
[14:21] Tsukasa
We're already married, so getting
an engagement ring would be weird.
[14:25] Nasa
B-But what about having a diamond ring on
both our fingers to represent our love?
[14:32] Tsukasa
Both our fingers?
[14:33] [SONG] Sign
Wedding Rings
[14:34] Tsukasa
Darling, are you talking about wedding rings?
SIGN Engagement Rings
[14:39] Nasa
Are wedding rings and
engagement rings different?
[14:43] Tsukasa
An engagement ring is the gift that's given
to the wife-to-be during the proposal.
[14:48] ---
That's the one that's supposed
to cost three months' salary.
[14:52] Tsukasa
They tend to have big diamonds
and look really gorgeous.
[14:56] Tsukasa
That's an engagement ring.
[14:59] Tsukasa
The man gives it to the woman,
so there's only one.
[15:03] Tsukasa
And since they tend to look flashy,
[15:08] ---
you usually only wear them at
parties or formal occasions.
[15:13] Tsukasa
Now, what you were talking
about is wedding rings.
[15:16] Tsukasa
Both husband and wife have one,
and they wear them on their ring fingers.
[15:20] Tsukasa
The designs tend to differ
for men and women,
[15:23] ---
but you're meant to wear them all day,
[15:26] Tsukasa
so simpler ones are usually preferred.
[15:29] Nasa
I-I see.
[15:31] Nasa
That means we need three rings total, between
the engagement ring and wedding rings...
[15:36] Tsukasa
No, no.
[15:38] Tsukasa
Getting an engagement ring would
be kind of weird after a proposal,
[15:43] ---
much less being married already.
[15:45] Tsukasa
And we don't really need wedding rings,
either. It'd be a waste of money.
[15:50] Nasa
B-B-B-B-B-B-But why?
[15:52] Nasa
Don't you want a symbol of
our everlasting love?
[15:56] Tsukasa
W-Well, the idea is definitely romantic.
[16:00] Tsukasa
But like I said before,
diamonds are expensive,
[16:03] ---
and it'd be a waste of money.
I already appreciate the sentiment.
[16:06] Nasa
B-But it's the symbol of our love...
[16:10] Nasa
Wouldn't it be best to have
diamond wedding rings
[16:12] ---
as the best possible embodiment of our love?
[16:15] Tsukasa
Y-You really want this that badly?
[16:19] Tsukasa
He's not going to give up without a struggle.
[16:23] Tsukasa
And I'm pretty sure my darling
doesn't realize what a diamond costs.
[16:31] Tsukasa
In that case, let's go to
Omotesando tomorrow.
[16:36] Nasa
Omotesando?
[16:38] Tsukasa
Yeah. The Honey Winston store in Omotesando!
[16:53] Nasa
I-Is this one-carat diamond
ring part of a pair?
[16:58] Clerk
No, that's the price for a single ring.
[17:02] Clerk
One-carat prices tend to
start at 3.4 million yen.
[17:07] Clerk
We have higher-grade pieces available.
[17:10] ---
Should I bring them out?
[17:12] Nasa
Uh, no! I think...
[17:14] Nasa
T-To be honest...
[17:16] Nasa
These would be expensive even
if you knocked two digits off!
[17:21] Nasa
Wh-Why are the diamonds here so expensive?
[17:25] Clerk
Sir, that is because we at Honey Winston deal
in the highest-quality diamonds on Earth!
[17:33] Clerk
Certainly, a lower-quality diamond
would be fine for a casual accessory...
[17:38] Clerk
But engagement rings and wedding rings are
irreplaceable, once-in-a-lifetime diamonds!
[17:44] Clerk
Can you imagine thinking this
every time you looked at yours?
[17:49] Clerk
"I bet there are much
nicer diamonds out there!"
[17:53] Clerk
But at Honey Winston,
that will not be a concern!
[17:57] Clerk
Because no company in the world deals
with higher-quality diamonds than us!
[18:04] Nasa
I-I see...
[18:05] Nasa
True, it is a once-in-a-lifetime buy,
and I'd hate to regret it.
[18:09] Nasa
And they're expensive...
[18:11] Nasa
Expensive, but not totally out of reach!
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[18:14] Nasa
Plus...
[18:19] Nasa
Uh, th-th-then... I-I'll take—
[18:22] Tsukasa
Let's give you a second
to calm down, darling!
[18:26] Clerk
Thank you for dropping by.
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[18:32] Tsukasa
Darling, calm down for a second.
[18:34] Tsukasa
I thought seeing the prices
would get you to back down,
[18:37] Tsukasa
not charge in head-first.
[18:38] Nasa
But a diamond is
once-in-lifetime purchase!
[18:41] ---
And Honey Winston's are
the best in the world...
[18:44] Tsukasa
If you plan on buying an engagement ring and
a pair of wedding rings, that'd be three!
[18:48] Tsukasa
I don't know how much money you have,
[18:49] ---
but do you really want to
spend that much on rings?
[18:52] Nasa
But... the symbol of our love...
[18:54] Tsukasa
He's really set on this, huh?
[18:57] Tsukasa
Then let's go to Okachimachi
this time! Come on.
[19:01] Nasa
Okachimachi?
SIGN Super Cheap
SIGN Diamond Market
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[19:05] Nasa
The one-carat diamond that was
3,600,000 yen before is 298,000 here?!
[19:10] Clerk
Now, that's not the nicest quality,
[19:12] ---
so I'm betting you can tell it's
less impressive than others.
[19:16] Nasa
N-Now that you mention it...
[19:17] Clerk
But get a load of this one!
SIGN Ultimate Best Value!!
Top Recommendation!!
[19:19] Nasa
Oh, wow!
[19:20] Nasa
This one is so shiny,
and it's only 680,000 yen!
[19:23] Nasa
What's with this town, Tsukasa-chan?
Everything is super cheap!
[19:26] Tsukasa
Simmer down there, darling.
[19:30] Tsukasa
680,000 yen isn't actually cheap.
[19:33] Nasa
Huh?!
[19:36] Nasa
I mean, it was cheaper than Honey Winston,
[19:39] ---
but even I could tell the 300,000 yen
one-carat diamond was duller...
[19:44] Nasa
But if you go for higher quality,
the price jumps to 500,000 or 600,000!
[19:48] Tsukasa
Do you get it now?
Diamonds are too expensive.
[19:51] Tsukasa
You should use that money on something
more practical than some tiny rocks.
[19:56] Nasa
But if you had a ring...
[19:59] Nasa
I thought you'd be less lonely.
[20:03] Tsukasa
Less lonely?
[20:06] Nasa
Well, I thought that with a ring,
even if we were separated,
[20:11] ---
we'd have something to
remind us of each other...
[20:14] Nasa
So that we'd be less lonely
when we were apart.
[20:18] Tsukasa
Oh, I see.
[20:20] Tsukasa
He wanted it for my sake.
[20:34] Tsukasa
Thank you.
[20:37] Tsukasa
I love you.
SIGN Super Cheap
SIGN Diamond Market
[20:40] Clerk
These are the lowest-priced
diamond rings we have!
SIGN Big Savings!!
[20:44] Clerk
It's 32,000 yen for the pair!
[20:50] Nasa
We ended up getting the
cheapest pair of rings.
[20:53] Nasa
Are you sure these are the
wedding rings you want?
[20:56] Tsukasa
Of course!
[20:58] Tsukasa
I mean, I'll remember today
whenever I look at this ring.
[21:04] Tsukasa
I'll remember how Honey Winston had you beat,
[21:08] Tsukasa
and how we ended up getting the
cheapest diamonds in Okachimachi.
[21:14] Tsukasa
And...
[21:15] Tsukasa
I'll remember how kind you are,
[21:18] ---
and how much you care about me,
every time I look at it.
[21:24] Tsukasa
I'm sure that'll give it a
shine that will never fade.
[21:28] Tsukasa
I know I won't ever forget
[21:30] Tsukasa
the fact that you loved me.
[21:36] Tsukasa
That'll stay with me.
[21:40] Tsukasa
Plus, 32,000 yen isn't cheap, either.
[21:45] Nasa
You've got a point.
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[23:30] Tsukasa
You only need a witness to turn
in a wedding registration,
[23:32] ---
but you need a guarantor
when you're renting a place.
[23:35] Nasa
We're not going to be able to get
just any random person this time.
[23:38] Tsukasa
We might end up indebted to the emperor of
something-or-other if we're not careful.
[23:41] Nasa
Does that mean...
[23:41] ---
we're finally going to have
to jump that hurdle?!
E6 - News
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[00:08] Nasa
If I had to explain how this happened
after a few days of cohabitation...
SIGN Minutes earlier.
[00:14] Nasa
My wife seems to go a bit
feral when she's asleep.
[00:18] Nasa
Is this how it is for all girls?
[00:21] Nasa
She puts her hair up every day before bed,
[00:23] ---
but it comes loose almost instantly.
[00:35] Nasa
And she must have a high body temperature,
[00:37] ---
because she always goes to drink water.
[00:40] Nasa
And on her way back, while half-asleep,
she tries to grab my covers.
[00:45] Nasa
But tonight...
[00:56] Nasa
And currently...
[00:59] Nasa
What do I do?
[01:01] Nasa
Is it okay if I hold her like this?
[01:04] Nasa
But what if she wakes up from the contact?
[01:10] Nasa
No! Even if she wakes up from me
grabbing her, it's not a problem!
[01:13] Nasa
Because Tsukasa-chan is my wife!
[01:20] Nasa
I've never held her before...
[01:23] Nasa
I didn't know that girls were so warm.
[01:26] Nasa
And she smells so good,
it's giving me brain static.
[01:30] Nasa
This is dangerous! She's so warm,
and smells so good, and...
[01:36] Nasa
Oh, wow! These make great hand rests!
SIGN That's not what
those are for.
[01:40] Nasa
This is too much! Seriously!
[01:59] Nasa
A few minutes after falling asleep,
[02:01] ---
my wife rolled back onto her futon.
[02:05] Nasa
But before she did...
I smooched her three more times.
[02:14] Tsukasa
Didn't get enough sleep?
[02:16] Nasa
Kind of.
[02:17] Nasa
I didn't get a wink of sleep after that.
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[03:51] Nasa
After last night's events, I realized...
SIGN Episode 6
SIGN News
[03:55] Nasa
I really want a double bed!
[03:59] Nasa
Not for anything perverted, mind you!
[04:01] Nasa
I mean, I can't have my wife sleeping
on the floor all the time, can I?
[04:05] Nasa
And if we're going to be
living together from now on,
[04:08] ---
it's inefficient to have two
separate sleeping spaces.
[04:12] Nasa
Plus... y'know, with the
thing being the way it is,
[04:16] Nasa
and that being all that...
[04:18] Nasa
But that means moving.
[04:21] Nasa
This place is a little
cramped for two people.
[04:24] Nasa
I'd want at least a one-bedroom apartment
[04:27] ---
so that we'd have a separate living room...
[04:30] Nasa
A living room...
[04:32] Nasa
We could get a bigger TV, then.
[04:35] Nasa
Yeah! And that'd mean getting a sofa, right?
[04:39] Nasa
And then we could have
movie nights together.
SIGN He recalls the body warmth he felt yesterday.
[04:55] Nasa
But there's more to it than that!
[04:58] Nasa
A bigger apartment means having a bath.
[05:03] Tsukasa
Say, darling?
[05:06] Tsukasa
Do you want to join me?
[05:09] Nasa
Listen, Tsukasa-chan!
[05:10] Nasa
Would you like to move into a bigger place?!
[05:14] Tsukasa
A bigger place?
[05:16] Tsukasa
Not really. Things are fine the way they are.
[05:20] Nasa
But, y'know, this place is pretty tiny!
[05:26] Tsukasa
True, but... that helps
me feel closer to you.
[05:32] Nasa
I-I hadn't considered that!
[05:35] Nasa
I guess things are great either way!
[05:39] Nasa
The world is full of protagonists who
want to become the king of the pirates,
[05:44] ---
or eradicate titans from the world.
[05:47] ---
And like them, I have a
dream I can't give up on:
[05:50] ---
to sleep in the same bed as my wife!
[05:53] Kaname
You moving, Senpai?
[05:56] Nasa
Well, it's not set in stone yet.
[06:00] Nasa
But that place is so small, two people
sleeping there is kind of pushing it.
[06:04] Kaname
Wait, are the two of you not
sleeping in the same bed?
[06:09] Nasa
Naturally. I'm in the bed, and she
sleeps in a futon on the floor.
[06:13] Kaname
So I guess you haven't fallen
asleep holding hands, then.
[06:19] Nasa
Falling asleep... holding hands?!
[06:22] Tsukasa
Say, darling... will you hold
my hand until I fall asleep?
[06:29] Nasa
I-I see! All I need to do is get
us on the same surface level,
[06:32] ---
and then I can live out that dream!
[06:35] Nasa
I hadn't anticipated this!
[06:37] Kaname
"Surface level"?
[06:38] Kaname
Does she even want to move, though?
[06:41] Nasa
Well, she said she doesn't mind
the lack of space at all.
[06:45] Kaname
What a nice wife!
[06:48] Nasa
Plus, if we do move, we'd probably
want a place with a bath,
[06:52] ---
which means not coming here every morning.
[06:57] Nasa
So maybe things are fine the way they are.
[06:59] Kaname
Well, that works out great!
[07:02] Kaname
Although...
[07:03] Kaname
If I got married to a guy who
had us living indefinitely
[07:06] ---
in a tiny studio apartment with
no bath, I'd kick his butt.
[07:09] Kaname
And if he gave me any "a tiny
home isn't so bad" nonsense,
[07:12] ---
I'd burn the place down
as an excuse to move out!
[07:18] Nasa
She's right. It's not like we can live
in that tiny place indefinitely.
[07:22] Nasa
But if I try to force the issue
about getting into a bigger place...
[07:27] Tsukasa
I see. I guess you're not
comfortable having me so close by.
[07:31] Tsukasa
Goodbye.
[07:32] Nasa
That's not it!
[07:33] Nasa
It's not that I don't want you around!
[07:35] Nasa
It's about different surface levels!
[07:39] Nasa
I'll have to choose my words carefully,
[07:42] ---
so as not to upset her.
[07:44] Nasa
I'm home.
[07:54] Nasa
Sorry!
[07:55] Tsukasa
Er, no, I should apologize!
[07:58] Nasa
So as we've seen...
[07:59] Nasa
Having a lack of living space can
give rise to unfortunate accidents.
[08:04] Nasa
Although I would personally not use
those words to describe what happened.
[08:08] Nasa
That being the case, I'd like to present
the benefits of moving into a bigger place.
[08:16] Tsukasa
R-Right. Please, continue.
[08:19] Nasa
First of all, Tsukasa-san,
[08:20] ---
you've stated you were fine
with the way things are.
[08:24] Tsukasa
W-Well, moving takes a lot of time and money,
[08:30] ---
so I figured things would be fine as-is.
[08:32] Nasa
I see.
[08:34] Nasa
But if we move into a bigger place,
[08:37] Nasa
we can buy a projector
[08:38] ---
and watch movies with the same kind of
immersion that you would get in a theater!
[08:43] Tsukasa
W-Well, as amazing as that sounds,
it's not really justification for...
[08:49] Nasa
Furthermore, we'll put shelving
on one of the walls
[08:51] ---
and set out all of your
favorite DVDs for display!
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[08:55] Tsukasa
W-W-Would that also apply to manga?!
[08:59] Nasa
I assure you, it would.
[09:01] Tsukasa
R-Remarkable...
[09:03] Tsukasa
B-But there's still the cost to consider.
[09:07] Nasa
There's one other thing, a bit of
information I dug up independently...
[09:12] Nasa
If we were sleeping on
the same level surface,
[09:14] ---
we could go to bed while holding hands.
[09:18] Tsukasa
W-Well, if we find the right property...
[09:22] Tsukasa
If we're going to get a new place,
won't we need a guarantor?
[09:27] Nasa
A guarantor?
[09:29] Nasa
I assumed we'd get my parents to do it,
like with my current place...
[09:32] Nasa
Wait.
[09:34] Nasa
Come to think of it, I didn't
tell them I got married.
[09:38] Nasa
It's probably going to come as a
surprise to hear it out of nowhere.
[09:43] Tsukasa
Of course it is.
[09:45] Tsukasa
Any parents who wouldn't be
surprised are probably crazy.
SIGN Mom
[09:50] Tsukasa
Should I talk to them, too?
[09:52] Nasa
No.
[09:54] Nasa
Not just yet, anyway. Go on in.
[09:56] Tsukasa
Okay.
[10:00] Tsukasa
Good luck!
[10:08] Nasa
Oh, hey.
[10:12] Nasa
Yeah, it's been a while.
[10:16] Nasa
So there was something
I wanted to let you know.
[10:22] Nasa
Yeah. The thing is...
[10:25] Nasa
I got married, so...
[10:31] Nasa
My mom just made a sound
I've never heard before.
[10:35] Nasa
Look, it's okay!
[10:38] Nasa
The girl? I told you about
her before, remember?
[10:42] Nasa
From the accident.
She was the one who saved me.
[10:45] Nasa
Right! The super-cute girl!
[10:49] Nasa
I just wanted to let you know.
[10:51] ---
I know. Believe me, I understand.
I'll call again later.
[10:56] Tsukasa
H-How'd it go?
[10:58] Nasa
Good. There should be no problems.
[11:01] Tsukasa
There's no way that's true.
[11:03] Tsukasa
And what exactly did you tell your
parents about me after the accident?
[11:09] Nasa
I said the cutest girl
in the universe saved me.
[11:13] Tsukasa
D-Don't you think that description is gonna
make meeting them kind of awkward?!
[11:17] Nasa
Not at all. You are the cutest
in the universe, Tsukasa-chan!
[11:25] Tsukasa
Still, I do think that we
should go and see them.
[11:34] Nasa
You're right about that.
[11:38] Nasa
Meeting the parents, huh?
[11:41] Tsukasa
Feeling nervous about it?
[11:44] Nasa
I hate to admit it,
[11:47] Nasa
but I'm kind of embarrassed.
[11:49] Nasa
It's just that you're so cute...
[11:51] ---
Like, really cute, so introducing you
to my parents is kind of embarrassing.
[11:56] Nasa
Plus, my parents are pretty weird,
[12:00] ---
so I just know they're going
to say something stupid.
[12:03] Tsukasa
They are?
[12:07] Nasa
It's from my mom. That's rare.
SIGN Mom
SIGN I'm onto you.
[12:13] Nasa
Well, that's an ominous message.
SIGN Wh... What about...?
SIGN Nasa
SIGN Mom
SIGN Your place is too small
for a married couple
to live in, right?
SIGN Mom
SIGN So right now,
Nasa-kun...
SIGN Mom
SIGN You're thinking
about moving!!
SIGN Mom
[12:25] Mom
I've figured it all out!
[12:27] Mom
That call yesterday was because
you weren't sure what to do
[12:29] ---
about a guarantor for your new place!
[12:31] Mom
In other words, you were
feeling us out about that,
[12:34] ---
and just so happened to
inform us about your wedding.
[12:36] Mom
Your mother has seen the truth!
[12:37] Mom
Now go ahead and try to deny it if you can!
[12:42] Tsukasa
That explains it. You get your
intelligence from your parents, then.
[12:46] Nasa
Yeah, but...
SIGN Mom
SIGN Now go ahead and try
to deny it if you can!
SIGN Now go ahead and try
to deny it, if you can!
SIGN Mom
SIGN Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
[12:49] Nasa
See, this is what I was talking about!
[12:51] Nasa
They both act like this!
[12:53] ---
That's why I didn't want you to meet them!
SIGN Mom
SIGN Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
SIGN Mom
SIGN Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
SIGN Mom
SIGN But unless you introduce us, we're
not going to be your guarantors.
[13:00] Tsukasa
She's got you there.
SIGN Mom
SIGN Nasa-kun, you're such a dirty boy
SIGN Mom
SIGN But unless you introduce us, we're
not going to be your guarantors.
SIGN Mom
SIGN Make sure to come home this week.
And of course, bring your new wife.
[13:04] Tsukasa
You heard her.
[13:07] Nasa
Seriously! These parents of
mine are just so... seriously!
[13:09] Tsukasa
Still, if I had to guess...
she does seem kind of mad.
[13:14] Nasa
Y-Yeah, probably.
[13:17] Tsukasa
We've only got one option, then.
[13:19] Tsukasa
Let's visit them as soon as we can.
[13:21] Nasa
Huh? B-But...
[13:23] Tsukasa
It's okay.
[13:25] Tsukasa
Even if they're mad,
they're your parents, so...
[13:28] Tsukasa
It'll be okay.
[13:37] Tsukasa
Where do your parents live, anyway?
[13:43] Nasa
In Nara Prefecture.
[13:45] Chitose
What? They're going to
introduce her to his parents?
[13:49] Char
Yep. All the way over in Nara, apparently.
[13:52] Chitose
Nara?
[13:54] Chitose
You mean he's not originally from Tokyo?
[13:57] Char
Seems so!
[14:00] Aur
I guess, depending on how you look at it,
[14:03] ---
this could also be their honeymoon.
[14:10] Nasa
Wait, isn't this the perfect
opportunity for a honeymoon?
SIGN Tokyo
SIGN Kyoto
SIGN Nara
[14:15] Nasa
The typical route from Tokyo to Nara
involves taking the Shinkansen to Kyoto,
[14:20] ---
and then the Kintetsu Railway to Nara.
SIGN Transfer
[14:22] Nasa
So if we presume we're staying
the night at their house,
SIGN Parents'
House
[14:25] Nasa
that means I'll be able to see the
sights in Kyoto and Nara with my wife.
[14:29] Nasa
Introducing Tsukasa-chan to my
parents doesn't sound great,
[14:33] ---
but if I think of it as a honeymoon...
[14:36] Nasa
Maybe going home won't be so bad.
[14:39] Tsukasa
If that's the case...
[14:41] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?!
[14:42] Tsukasa
If we're going on a trip,
there's something I'd like to buy.
[14:47] Tsukasa
I want to get a camera.
[14:51] Nasa
Yeah, it makes sense to want a
camera if you're going sightseeing.
[14:54] Tsukasa
I didn't want to take pictures
of the local sights, though.
[15:00] Tsukasa
I wanted pictures of my
life with you, Nasa-kun.
[15:05] Nasa
Our life?
[15:07] Tsukasa
I want to take one picture a day,
[15:11] ---
to leave a little record of where we've been.
[15:14] Nasa
Every day?
[15:15] Tsukasa
Yep, every day.
[15:17] Tsukasa
The whole point is to do it every day.
[15:19] Tsukasa
Don't worry. I'm going to stick to it.
[15:22] Tsukasa
People tend to forget something
in their daily routine...
[15:28] Tsukasa
That every single day they have with
the person they love is precious.
[15:34] Tsukasa
So I want to make a record of
our time together, bit by bit.
[15:39] Tsukasa
A secret diary of our married life.
[15:43] Nasa
Secret...
[15:45] Tsukasa
Do you not like the sound of it?
[15:48] Nasa
O-O-O-Of course not!
[15:50] Nasa
It sounds great to me!
[15:54] Nasa
A secret between just the two of us?
[15:56] Nasa
That actually sounds kind of exciting!
[15:58] Nasa
It's a great idea!
[16:00] Nasa
And being able to have a detailed
record of your daily life
[16:03] ---
is something that only modern
technology makes viable!
[16:06] Nasa
I-In that case, can I take a
picture of you, Tsukasa-chan?
[16:10] Tsukasa
Huh? Me?
[16:12] Nasa
Here I go!
[16:21] Tsukasa
H-How's it look?
[16:23] Nasa
I-I'm not exactly sure why, but...
[16:26] Nasa
Something about this camera
is really exciting!
SIGN Something awakened in the boy that day.
[16:31] Nasa
C-C-C-Can I take a few more?
[16:44] Nasa
This is bad! I can't stop!
[16:51] Tsukasa
Darling... can I see the camera?
[16:54] Nasa
Huh?!
[17:01] Tsukasa
That should do for today.
[17:04] Tsukasa
Now I'll never forget the
day my husband decided to
[17:06] ---
suddenly shoot a bunch of
pictures of me, his eyes bloodshot.
[17:09] ---
It'll be the first picture.
[17:11] Nasa
Th-That's so embarrassing!
[17:17] Nasa
Pictures you would never want anyone else
to see will be part of our memories!
[17:28] Nasa
So this is the bus terminal for night buses...
[17:32] Nasa
Hey, Tsukasa-chan, come here for a sec!
[17:35] Tsukasa
Over there?
[17:40] Nasa
Now look this way!
[17:44] Nasa
This is crazy! She's so cute,
no matter what kind of picture I take!
[17:48] Nasa
I'm gonna need more than
just a 64GB memory card!
[17:51] Nasa
So, so crazy!
[17:52] Sign
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is how he tends
to get fixated on
things and then
go to extremes.
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[17:59] Nasa
Are you sure you wouldn't
rather take the Shinkansen?
[18:02] Nasa
I've got enough money to
get us into first class.
[18:06] Tsukasa
It's okay.
[18:07] Tsukasa
A bus works just fine.
We'll sleep, and then we'll be there.
[18:11] Tsukasa
Plus... only 150 years ago, it'd take two weeks
to make the trip on foot on the Tokaido.
[18:17] Tsukasa
Being able to make the trip in a single
night is like a dream come true.
[18:20] Nasa
Uh, I'm not sure you should be comparing
totally different periods of history!
[18:26] Nasa
Huh, so this is what it looks on the inside.
[18:29] Tsukasa
It's nice and clean.
[18:32] Tsukasa
What time will we reach Kyoto?
[18:35] Nasa
Sometime around 6:00 AM tomorrow.
[18:38] Nasa
There'll be stops at service
areas every two hours,
[18:42] Nasa
with one of those stops lasting 50 minutes.
[18:44] Tsukasa
I see.
[18:46] Nasa
But if you want to, you can just
sleep through the stops, too.
[18:49] Tsukasa
I definitely want to get off.
[18:51] Nasa
Really?
[18:53] Tsukasa
I mean, it's a late-night
stop at a service area!
[18:55] Tsukasa
How could you not be excited?!
[18:58] Tsukasa
I might end up ordering a bowl
of udon for no good reason!
[19:00] Tsukasa
Or buttered potatoes!
[19:01] Tsukasa
They might even have
hamburger vending machines!
[19:04] Nasa
R-Really?
[19:06] Driver
The bus will be departing soon.
[19:10] Tsukasa
It's finally time...
[19:13] Tsukasa
I'm really looking forward to
meeting your parents, Nasa-kun.
[19:18] Nasa
I just hope you won't be disappointed.
[19:22] Tsukasa
There's no way I could be.
[19:25] Tsukasa
I'm sure they're nice people.
[19:28] Chitose
Why didn't they take the Shinkansen?
[19:31] Char
Maybe they couldn't afford it?
[19:33] Chitose
Well, it doesn't matter.
Let's get going after that bus.
[19:37] Char
Okay!
[19:38] Aur
Wait, you want to follow
them all the way to Nara?!
[19:41] Chitose
That's right.
[19:43] Aur
Tokiko-san is going to be mad!
[19:45] Chitose
I don't care!
[19:47] Chitose
Meeting his parents and
getting their approval?!
[19:50] Chitose
Oh, I don't think so!
[19:52] Chitose
I haven't approved of their marriage at all!
[19:59] Char
I forget, is Chitose-chan
her mom or something?
[20:03] Aur
She's technically not even her sister.
[20:06] Nasa
I know all I'm doing is sitting,
[20:10] ---
but this is kind of uncomfortable.
It's hard to sleep.
[20:13] Nasa
But we're not supposed to take out our
smartphones or any sources of light.
[20:16] Nasa
What should I do?
[20:20] Nasa
A-Amazing. Even with the
rock-hard seats and lack of space,
[20:24] ---
she's already out like a light.
[20:26] Nasa
And man, she looks as cute asleep as ever!
[20:30] Nasa
Given the circumstances,
I kinda wish she'd lean on me.
SIGN E • da • ya • n
[20:39] Nasa
N-Now I really can't sleep!
SIGN Bus Parking
[20:43] Driver
We will take a 50-minute break here.
[20:48] Tsukasa
That was quite a nap!
[20:50] Tsukasa
There's something really convenient about
being able to travel so far while sleeping.
[20:54] Tsukasa
Huh?
[20:57] Tsukasa
A-Are you okay?!
[20:59] Tsukasa
Darling, did you have trouble sleeping?
[21:02] Nasa
Uh... well... did the hardness of the
seat or the incline not bother you?
[21:09] Tsukasa
Not at all. The air conditioning was on,
too, so it was really comfortable.
[21:13] Nasa
I had a vague idea about this before,
[21:16] Nasa
but my wife is super-duper tough!
[21:19] Nasa
Her ability to adapt to her
surroundings is incredible.
[21:22] Nasa
She honestly was comfortable inside that bus!
[21:25] Nasa
But I guess it makes sense, when I consider
how she saved me when we first met.
[21:30] Nasa
She's got to be stronger than average!
[21:33] Tsukasa
Do you think we should've taken
the Shinkansen after all?
[21:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa
A bus works just fine.
[21:38] Nasa
Is she thinking it might be her fault?
[21:41] Nasa
Oh, no! I can't let her worry
about something like this!
[21:48] Nasa
Don't worry!
[21:50] Nasa
I was actually totally fine, too!
[21:52] Nasa
Now, let's check out the food court!
[21:55] Nasa
A service area late at night!
This sure is exciting!
[22:04] Aur
Well, they certainly get along.
[22:07] Char
He is so sweet!
[22:09] Char
Do you really wanna break
up such a nice couple?
[22:13] Aur
Do you have no human empathy?
[22:15] Chitose
Shut up!
[22:17] Chitose
It doesn't matter how well they get along!
[22:20] Aur
Oh, she's getting mad at us now.
[22:21] Char
She sure is.
[22:23] Chitose
I said shut up!
[22:25] Chitose
Listen up! There's a reason the
phrase "Narita divorce" exists!
[22:30] Chitose
Honeymoons are extremely
dangerous to spouses!
[22:33] Chitose
I'm going to teach them that!
[22:36] [SONG] Sign
To Be Continued!!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Aur
Well, they've left for their honeymoon trip.
[23:33] Chitose
Unbelievable! Who does he think he is,
getting so lovey-dovey on his honeymoon?!
[23:37] Char
Wouldn't he be acting lovey-dovey
because it's their honeymoon?
[23:40] Chitose
Shut up!
[23:41] Chitose
I'm going to teach them just how
dangerous this trip really is!
E7 - Trip
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SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Episode 7
SIGN Trip
[01:38] Aur
Well, they certainly get along.
[01:40] Char
He is so sweet!
[01:42] Char
Do you really wanna break
up such a nice couple?
[01:45] Aur
Do you have no human empathy?
[01:48] Chitose
Shut up!
[01:49] Chitose
It doesn't matter how well they get along!
[01:52] Aur
Oh, she's getting mad at us now.
[01:54] Char
She sure is.
[01:55] Aur
I said shut up!
[01:57] Aur
Honeymoons are so dangerous for couples
that the phrase "Narita divorce" exists!
[02:03] Aur
Narita divorce?
[02:05] Char
It's when newlyweds run into the smallest
problems during their honeymoon,
[02:09] Char
and they blow up so bad over them, they divorce
as soon as they're back at Narita Airport!
[02:12] Chitose
Exactly!
[02:13] Chitose
Even the smallest issue can
spell doom for a romance!
[02:16] Aur
And you're going to arrange
for that kind of issue?
[02:20] Chitose
I won't need to.
[02:21] Chitose
It's already happening!
[02:25] Nasa
Huh?
[02:26] Tsukasa
What's wrong?
[02:27] Nasa
It's gone! I don't have my wallet!
[02:29] Nasa
Shoot, it must be on the bus! I forgot it!
[02:33] Nasa
Sorry, one sec!
[02:35] Tsukasa
Darling?!
[02:37] Tsukasa
Honestly...
[02:40] Chitose
He forgot his wallet? What an airhead.
[02:44] Chitose
This is bound to bring her
rage to the verge of eruption!
[02:49] Nasa
Found it.
[02:52] Nasa
Huh?
[02:53] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan? What's wrong?
[02:55] Nasa
You could've waited at the rest area.
[02:58] Tsukasa
Well, I could have, but...
[03:01] Tsukasa
I'd rather go with you than wait.
[03:05] Nasa
Thanks. Let's get going, then.
[03:07] Tsukasa
Yeah.
[03:12] Char
They really get along, huh?
[03:13] Aur
They do.
[03:15] Chitose
That was only the beginning.
[03:17] Chitose
The real trouble is still brewing!
SIGN Jumbo Takoyaki
SIGN Daiei Chinese Food
SIGN Continental Cafeteria
[03:23] Nasa
I can see why you'd be excited
about this food court!
[03:26] Tsukasa
Ramen, curry, and buttered potatoes!
[03:28] ---
I don't know where to start!
[03:30] Tsukasa
What are you going to get, Nasa-kun?
[03:31] Nasa
Good question...
[03:34] Nasa
I guess I'll get a beef bowl from Hurunoya!
[03:37] Tsukasa
Darling, are you crazy?!
[03:39] Tsukasa
Why would you come to such a treasure trove
of food only to choose a chain restaurant?!
[03:43] Tsukasa
You can eat that stuff back at home!
[03:45] Nasa
B-But it's good...
[03:47] Tsukasa
It might be good, but there's a
limit to how much you can eat!
[03:50] Tsukasa
Why not try something new?!
[03:52] Tsukasa
If you give up, that's when the game is over!
[03:54] Nasa
What're you going to get, then?
[03:57] Tsukasa
Me?
[03:58] Nasa
Wh-What's the fearless smile for?
[04:00] Tsukasa
Unlike you, darling, I was very observant.
[04:04] Tsukasa
Did you happen to miss the sign
we passed over by the entrance?
SIGN It's all the rage!
[04:09] [SONG] Sign
As featured on the 5/15 episode of
Hirunendesu!
SIGN Lime Udon
[04:10] [SONG] ---
As featured on the 5/15 episode of
Hirunendesu!
[04:12] Nasa
H-Hirunendesu!?
[04:14] Tsukasa
Exactly! Hirunendesu! never steers you wrong!
[04:16] Tsukasa
So I'm going to be eating that lime udon!
[04:21] Tsukasa
Let's go buy a bowl!
[04:23] Char
They're having fun, huh?
[04:24] Aur
It seems like they're having a ton of fun.
[04:27] Server
Okay, one lime udon.
[04:28] ---
This'll let you know when your order is ready.
[04:30] Tsukasa
Okay.
[04:32] Tsukasa
Now, listen, darling.
[04:34] ---
At this time of year, soba places serve
something called sudachi soba,
[04:37] Tsukasa
which is basically noodles with a big
helping of sudachi citrus on top.
[04:41] ---
But this lime udon only looks similar.
It's completely different otherwise.
[04:46] ---
For one thing, it uses
limes instead of sudachi!
[04:48] ---
And instead of soba noodles, it's udon,
[04:50] ---
which basically means the only thing
[04:52] ---
it has in common with its inspiration
is a passing resemblance.
[04:55] Nasa
Is that a good idea?
[04:57] Tsukasa
I personally appreciate the
boldness of what they're trying!
[05:01] Tsukasa
I want you to have the same
willingness to try new things!
[05:04] Tsukasa
Coming!
[05:05] [SONG] Red text
Recommended
[05:08] Nasa
It doesn't look quite like the picture.
[05:10] Tsukasa
W-Well, I expected as much.
[05:13] Tsukasa
I'll go ahead and try it out.
[05:20] Nasa
Well?
[05:22] Tsukasa
Darling...
[05:23] Tsukasa
It tastes like someone put some
lime slices on top of cold udon!
[05:28] Nasa
What the heck, Hirunendesu!?
[05:29] Tsukasa
It's shocking how little
surprise there is to it.
[05:32] Tsukasa
It's exactly what you would expect,
to the point that it's unexpected!
[05:36] Nasa
A-Are you trying to say it's not good?
[05:39] Tsukasa
You should try it, darling.
[05:42] Tsukasa
Here, say "ahh."
[05:50] Nasa
It... really doesn't taste interesting
enough to bother commenting on.
[05:54] Tsukasa
Right?!
[05:55] Tsukasa
But I don't think it's bad.
[05:58] Nasa
It might be better if you eat
the lime with it, though.
[06:03] Tsukasa
D-Darling, are you telling
me to bite into a lime?
[06:06] Nasa
Well, you were talking about trying
new things, so I figure it's worth a try!
SIGN Sssss
[06:26] Tsukasa
Hey! What are you taking pictures for?!
[06:28] Nasa
What do you mean, why?
[06:30] Nasa
You were really cute!
[06:33] Tsukasa
Come on! Don't take pictures of funny faces!
[06:36] Nasa
Go on, eat some more!
[06:37] Tsukasa
No way!
[06:38] Char
They're still having plenty of fun, huh?
[06:40] Aur
When is the trouble supposed to kick in?
SIGN Su
SIGN lk
[06:44] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?
[06:46] Tsukasa
Your picking on me has left me deeply hurt.
[06:50] Tsukasa
This is one of those situations where
you'll have to win my favor back.
[06:55] Tsukasa
So what're you going to do?
[06:57] Chitose
Here we go!
[06:58] Chitose
Some minor trouble! And it's gonna
lead directly to their divorce!
[07:02] Nasa
Then do you want to get some soft serve?
[07:06] Tsukasa
Soft serve?
[07:07] Tsukasa
I-If you think that's enough to cheer
me up, you need to try harder!
[07:14] Nasa
Then you can choose what I eat, Tsukasa-chan.
[07:19] Nasa
And I'll share a bit with you,
so we can eat it together.
[07:24] Tsukasa
I-I'm really going to pick
what I want to eat, okay?!
[07:27] Nasa
Go right ahead.
[07:28] Tsukasa
Th-Then...
SIGN Nom
[07:33] Nasa
Is it good?
[07:35] Tsukasa
I-It's not bad.
[07:37] Tsukasa
And since this melon bread is a local
specialty, I'm willing to forgive you.
[07:42] Nasa
I'm glad.
[07:43] Nasa
Anyway, I need to use the
bathroom before we head out.
[07:48] Nasa
What about you?
[07:49] Tsukasa
I'll wait here.
[07:51] Nasa
Okay. I'll be right back,
so don't go anywhere.
[07:54] ---
Sure.
[07:55] Char
Seems like that little bit of trouble...
[07:57] Aur
...just ended up adding spice to their flirting.
[08:07] Chitose
I am so disappointed.
[08:11] Tsukasa
It's pretty good, though.
[08:13] Chitose
I wasn't talking about your melon bread!
[08:17] Chitose
What are you doing in a
place like this, Nee-sama?!
[08:21] Chitose
Eating melon bread in a service area
and acting lovey-dovey with your husband!
[08:25] Chitose
Like you're some normal girl!
[08:27] Tsukasa
You're giving me too much credit.
[08:30] ---
From the day I met you,
I've only been one thing...
[08:34] ---
A normal 16-year-old girl.
[08:38] Chitose
That's not true at all! You're—
[08:40] Reporter
Everyone!
[08:41] Reporter
Hello there!
[08:42] Reporter
Today we're here at a
late-night service area!
[08:47] Chitose
What is that supposed to be?
[08:48] Tsukasa
That's...
[08:50] Tsukasa
Hirunendesu!
[08:53] Tsukasa
It's the morning show, Hirunendesu!
[08:55] Tsukasa
I knew they showed up to film
at service areas sometimes,
[08:58] Tsukasa
but I didn't think they'd be
here shooting at this hour!
[09:01] Tsukasa
I was careless!
[09:04] Tsukasa
We could end up part of
their ranking at this rate!
[09:06] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan! The bus is about
to pull out, so we should...
[09:10] Nasa
Wait, aren't you...
[09:12] Tsukasa
There's no time for that, darling!
[09:15] Tsukasa
If we don't hurry, we'll end up fodder
for their "hidden hot spots" reporting!
[09:19] Chitose
Hold it!
[09:21] Aur
We should really get out of here, too.
[09:23] Chitose
What? Why?
[09:24] Aur
If we end up on Hirunendesu!, the mistress will
find out where we are, and we'll be in trouble!
[09:30] Chitose
Why?
[09:31] Chitose
Why did you do it?
[09:32] Chitose
Why...
[09:34] Chitose
Why did you marry that guy, Nee-sama?!
[09:39] Driver
We're now departing.
SIGN Nara
[09:43] Tsukasa
That was a close one.
[09:44] Nasa
Wasn't that the girl you know?
[09:47] Tsukasa
Yeah, Chitose.
[09:49] Tsukasa
It seems like she's opposed to our marriage.
[09:52] Tsukasa
I suppose it just shows a marriage doesn't
only involve the people who get married.
[09:56] Tsukasa
Some people were bound to be against it.
[09:58] Nasa
I see...
[10:00] Tsukasa
I wonder about your parents.
[10:03] Tsukasa
It's one thing if they
aren't thrilled about it,
[10:05] ---
but what if they're actually against it?
[10:07] Nasa
It's okay.
[10:09] Nasa
I'm sure I'll be able to convince them.
[10:13] Tsukasa
Thanks.
[10:17] Chitose
Ugh, I can't believe they got away!
[10:20] Aur
Yum! This meat sushi is so good!
[10:22] Char
This ramen is great, too!
[10:24] Chitose
Why are you enjoying the service area?!
[10:26] Aur
It'll be okay.
[10:27] Aur
We've got a luxury car that can
catch up to that bus in no time.
[10:31] Aur
So for now, let's eat!
[10:32] Reporter
And you get this lime udon every time?
[10:35] Woman
Yes, that's right!
[10:37] Reporter
It looks so good!
[10:39] Char
I see they put lime slices on the udon.
[10:40] Char
Isn't that the idol, Taki-chan?
[10:42] ---
Are limes a local specialty around here?
[10:42] Aur
Celebrities really are cute.
[10:44] ---
I'm not sure. I guess they might be.
[10:45] Chitose
Would you two focus?!
[10:47] Char
So what do you like most about lime udon?
[10:47] Char
And she's working so late at night.
[10:50] ---
I guess it's the refreshing flavor.
[10:52] Char
I know! We can just ask her.
[10:52] Char
That's a good point!
Citrus is always refreshing!
[10:59] Nasa
For some reason, I couldn't get
those words out of my head.
[11:04] (Flashback) Chitose
Why did you marry that guy?!
[11:08] Nasa
Marriage has existed for so long
that it's hard to trace its origins.
[11:13] Nasa
There are no countries without
an equivalent tradition.
[11:16] Nasa
It's likely something that existed before humans
gained the knowledge that they have now.
[11:21] (Flashback) Tsukasa
It seems like she's opposed to our marriage.
[11:27] Nasa
Even if she is, I...
[11:32] Tsukasa
Darling? Darling?
[11:35] ---
Darling?
[11:37] Tsukasa
Darling, we're here.
[11:42] Nasa
Uh, s-sorry!
[11:44] Tsukasa
You really don't have to apologize.
[11:49] Nasa
That was such a long trip!
[11:52] Tsukasa
It took no time at all.
[11:53] Nasa
It's about 35 minutes on the
Kintetsu Railway to get to Nara.
[11:56] Nasa
So if we head to my parents' house tonight,
[11:58] Nasa
that means we can spend half
the day sightseeing in Kyoto!
[12:02] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, is there
anywhere you want to go?
[12:05] Tsukasa
Where I want to go?
[12:06] Nasa
Yeah!
[12:07] Tsukasa
Oh, there is, actually!
[12:09] Tsukasa
I hear there's a great bakery.
[12:12] Nasa
A bakery?
[12:13] Tsukasa
Yeah, a bakery!
[12:14] Tsukasa
Or maybe a cute little café!
[12:16] Tsukasa
And the—
[12:17] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, are you crazy?!
[12:18] Nasa
They have bakeries and cafés in Tokyo!
[12:21] Nasa
If you want cute cafés,
Jinbocho is filled with them!
[12:25] Nasa
They're always full of manga artists
meeting with their editors!
[12:27] Nasa
That's not what I meant!
[12:29] ---
There has to be stuff that we
can only see in Kyoto, right?!
[12:32] Tsukasa
Only in Kyoto?
[12:34] Tsukasa
Oh, right, right! I forgot all about it!
[12:37] Tsukasa
The Manga Museum!
[12:40] Tsukasa
I've always wanted to check it out!
[12:43] ---
It's supposed to be nearby, so let's—
[12:44] Nasa
Not that!
[12:46] Nasa
We be here in Kyoto,
[12:47] Nasa
with shrines and temples to go to,
[12:48] Nasa
tradition is the mission,
get the historical view!
[12:51] Tsukasa
I'm not sure the rapping is necessary.
[12:53] Tsukasa
Oh, you meant old places...
[12:56] Nasa
Old places?!
[12:58] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, do you not have
any interest in historical stuff?
[13:03] Tsukasa
I wouldn't go that far. It's just that...
SIGN Crestfallen
[13:10] Tsukasa
Oh, of course I do!
[13:12] Tsukasa
I just love old places!
[13:14] Nasa
Really?!
[13:15] Nasa
Then let's go and really take in Kyoto!
[13:17] Tsukasa
Okay...
[13:18] Nasa
Come on, this way!
SIGN Kimono Rentals
SIGN Kinoya
[13:23] Clerk
Okay, now I'll help you put it on.
[13:26] Tsukasa
Oh, I can handle it on my own, actually.
[13:41] Tsukasa
Here I am.
[13:50] Tsukasa
What do you think?
[13:53] Nasa
You look really beautiful.
[13:57] Tsukasa
Thank you.
[13:59] Chitose
Isn't it a little early in the morning
to be all over each other?!
[14:02] Chitose
First the service area, and now Kyoto!
Do you two ever stop?!
[14:06] Tsukasa
Ch-Chitose?
[14:09] Tsukasa
The three of you are starting to
resemble a certain villain trio.
[14:13] Chitose
Don't use old-timey anime to describe me!
[14:15] Chitose
I know you're on your way to
meet his parents or whatever,
[14:18] Chitose
but in terms of relatives, I'm the
closest thing you have to one!
[14:22] Tsukasa
Not even close.
[14:23] Chitose
Which means unless I accept your marriage,
[14:26] ---
it's not legitimate, even if
you did submit the paperwork!
[14:28] Tsukasa
Uh, what kind of sense does that make?
[14:33] (Flashback) Nasa
I'm sure I'll be able to convince them.
[14:36] Nasa
In that case, why don't
the two of us discuss it?
[14:39] Tsukasa
Nasa-kun?
[14:40] Nasa
Sorry. I really wanted to see
the Kyoto sights with you,
[14:45] Nasa
but I want our marriage to be something
that lots of people can be happy about.
[14:50] Tsukasa
I understand.
[14:51] Chitose
Wait, why should I—
[14:52] Char
In that case, why doesn't Tsukasa-chan
come with us to enjoy some tasty pastries?
[14:56] Tsukasa
Wh-What about trendy cafés?
[14:58] Aur
Naturally, we've scoped them out.
[15:00] Aur
Also...
[15:00] Aur
We've already got tickets
to the Manga Museum!
SIGN International Manga Museum
[15:06] Nasa
I-It's okay. Go enjoy yourself.
SIGN International Manga Museum
[15:09] Tsukasa
Th-Thank you, darling!
[15:14] Nasa
Now, I guess we should check out
Kyoto while discussing this.
[15:18] CHitose
It takes more than just
talk to understand someone.
[15:22] CHitose
Someone's nature only truly comes
through in intimate situations!
[15:27] CHitose
That being the case,
I'll pretend to be your girlfriend,
[15:31] ---
and you'll have to entertain me!
[15:34] CHitose
And based on that,
[15:35] ---
I'll be able to judge whether or
not you're worthy of Nee-sama!
[15:40] CHitose
Just you wait... I'll prove
how worthless this guy is!
[15:46] Nasa
So if I can prove I'm
worthy of Tsukasa-chan,
[15:50] ---
you'll accept our marriage?
[15:51] Chitose
Of course!
[15:52] ---
But I highly doubt that'll happen,
based on what I've seen so far.
[15:56] Nasa
I see.
[15:57] Nasa
But I'm sure you'll understand once you
see the kind of escort I can provide.
[16:01] Chitose
I'm at a total loss as to where
you get that confidence from.
[16:05] Nasa
Well, if I had to be specific...
[16:06] Nasa
I'd probably say it comes from love.
SIGN Love
[16:10] Chitose
What kind of unscientific nonsense is that?!
[16:12] Nasa
Hey, a rickshaw!
[16:14] Nasa
Let's get a ride in it!
[16:17] Chitose
Get back here!
SIGN French Bread
SIGN Menmendo
[16:21] Char
So what do you like about him?
[16:26] ---
Huh?
[16:27] Char
I mean your husband!
[16:29] Tsukasa
Well...
[16:30] Char
What was it about Nasa-san
that made you fall for him?
[16:34] Char
Did you get butterflies in your stomach?
[16:36] Char
Did he make your heart pound?!
[16:39] Tsukasa
L-Look, I don't know if...
[16:41] Char
But how are we gonna accept
it if you don't answer?!
[16:42] Aur
I've never seen her react like this before.
[16:44] Aur
So cute!
[16:44] Char
So come on—
[16:46] Tsukasa
Enough already!
[16:48] Tsukasa
I guess if I had to pick... I dunno...
[16:50] Tsukasa
I guess what I'm trying to say is...
[16:53] Tsukasa
H-He's just... really cute.
[16:59] Char
Then it was love at first sight?!
[17:01] Tsukasa
No, no!
[17:02] Tsukasa
I'm so jealous!
[17:02] Tsukasa
It wasn't like that!
[17:03] ---
What was it like, then?
[17:03] Aur
I see. So that's her type.
[17:06] Tsukasa
W-Well, for example...
[17:08] Tsukasa
One time, he was introducing
me to a friend...
[17:12] (Flashback) Nasa
Arisugawa Kaname-chan.
[17:13] (Flashback) Nasa
She's pretty amazing.
[17:15] Tsukasa
He'll usually start with praising someone.
[17:17] Tsukasa
I think someone's personality
colors how they say things.
[17:22] Tsukasa
So you can tell from their choice of words
[17:25] ---
whether their outlook is positive or negative.
[17:31] Tsukasa
So when I heard that...
[17:33] Tsukasa
I thought, "Oh, he really is nice."
[17:37] Char
So he's totally your type, then?
[17:41] Tsukasa
W-Were you even listening?!
[17:43] Char
Sure I was!
[17:44] Char
He's exactly what you're after,
inside and out,
[17:47] ---
so you decided to marry him right away!
[17:48] Tsukasa
N-No, I'm saying...
[17:49] Char
Am I wrong?
[17:52] Tsukasa
N-Not exactly...
[17:54] Char
I knew it!
[17:58] Chitose
Getting around in a rickshaw is
more interesting than I thought.
[18:00] Nasa
Right?!
[18:02] Nasa
I did a bunch of research beforehand,
SIGN Kyoto Strategy Guide
[18:04] Nasa
and decided to give it a
try once we got to Kyoto!
[18:08] Chitose
Are you... always like this?
[18:10] ---
Huh?
[18:11] Nasa
Oh, there's a place that sells
really good dango up ahead!
[18:16] Nasa
Here you go!
[18:17] Nasa
They're supposed to be really good.
[18:24] Chitose
What the heck? It tastes amazing!
[18:26] Nasa
Really? That's great!
[18:30] Chitose
And this was something else
you looked up for the trip?
[18:31] [SONG] Sign
Dango Shop
[18:33] Nasa
Of course!
[18:34] Nasa
I spare no effort, whether it comes to
tests at school or going out on dates!
[18:38] Chitose
I see...
[18:40] Chitose
But I doubt Nee-sama had much interest in
places like this, even after coming to Kyoto.
[18:45] Nasa
You're right about that.
[18:47] Nasa
She wanted to go to bakeries
and the Manga Museum...
[18:50] Nasa
I kind of panicked!
[18:51] Chitose
I thought as much.
[18:54] Chitose
That's what I mean when I say you
don't know anything about her.
[18:58] Chitose
And since you don't know
anything about her...
[19:00] Chitose
Why exactly are you in love with her?!
[19:04] Nasa
Well... there's...
[19:08] Nasa
There's just so much,
I don't know where to start.
[19:11] ---
Huh?
[19:12] Nasa
Like how cute her smile is,
or how good a cook she is,
[19:15] Nasa
and there's just no limit to how cute
the aspects of her personality are.
[19:19] Chitose
That's no different than me!
[19:21] Chitose
The way she's always so cool and collected!
[19:24] Chitose
And the fact that she's incredibly athletic!
[19:27] Nasa
Wait, Tsukasa-chan is athletic?!
[19:29] Chitose
That's right! You're married
to her and didn't know that?
[19:34] Chitose
Are you jealous?
Jealous that you didn't know?
[19:38] Nasa
O-On top of everything else...
[19:40] Nasa
She's really athletic, too?
Just how cute can one person be?
[19:44] Chitose
Don't turn my words into
fuel for your fantasies!
[19:49] Chitose
I hate this!
[19:51] Chitose
Damn it! Why you?!
[19:54] Nasa
Wait!
[19:56] Chitose
If someone's personality shows in
how they talk about something,
[19:59] Chitose
then it's already pretty obvious.
[20:02] Chitose
Because I know Nee-sama...
[20:05] Chitose
And I know that this is the
type of person she would love!
[20:10] Chitose
Which is why I hate this!
[20:13] Chitose
I know her better!
[20:17] Chitose
I've known her for longer,
and I know that I know her better!
[20:23] Chitose
So why did she choose to marry you,
someone who doesn't know anything?!
[20:28] Nasa
Chitose-chan... two years ago,
she saved my life.
[20:34] Nasa
I was careless and got hit by a truck.
[20:37] Nasa
If she hadn't been there to shield me,
I would've died on the spot.
[20:41] Nasa
So I think that I'm really lucky.
[20:44] Chitose
She saved my life, too.
[20:46] Nasa
That's not what I feel lucky about.
[20:49] Nasa
I feel lucky that I met her.
[20:52] Nasa
They say it's 0.0000034%.
[20:57] Nasa
There's this thing called
the Drake equation...
[20:59] Nasa
A formula that was used to
explore a fanciful idea.
[21:01] Nasa
It was originally formulated to
express the likelihood of life
[21:05] ---
existing beyond Earth in the universe,
[21:08] Nasa
but someone once used a variant of it
[21:09] ---
to express the likelihood of meeting
the person you're fated to be with.
[21:13] Nasa
The chance of it happening
is said to be 0.0000034%.
[21:18] Nasa
Granted, it's based on conjecture,
[21:22] ---
so there's not exactly a
sound scientific basis to it.
[21:24] Nasa
But I think it might be closer
to the truth than people realize.
[21:28] Nasa
The moment I saw her, it felt like fate.
[21:33] Nasa
I don't care if it sounds illogical,
[21:35] ---
or if nobody understands.
[21:38] Nasa
But...
[21:40] Nasa
It felt like I found something I had been
searching for since before I was born.
[21:44] Chitose
Wh-Who cares about fate?!
[21:46] Chitose
All that really boils down to is instinct!
[21:49] Nasa
Bernhard Riemann theorized
that the zeta function
[21:53] ---
would predict the distribution
of prime numbers,
[21:55] Nasa
and then mathematicians around
the world spent 150 years
[21:59] ---
trying to prove whether he was right.
[22:01] Nasa
Even something like gravitational waves
were hypothesized by Einstein first,
[22:06] Nasa
before being observed for
the first time a century later.
[22:08] Nasa
Some of the most scientific principles
in the world are only proven
[22:14] ---
after someone intuits them first.
[22:16] Nasa
I know that I don't know
her as well as you do,
[22:21] Nasa
but I intend to spend my entire
life proving our love is real.
[22:27] Nasa
You don't get married because
you've proven you're in love...
[22:31] Nasa
You get married so that you can prove it.
[22:37] Tsukasa
So did you manage to convince Chitose?
[22:41] Nasa
I'm not sure.
[22:42] Nasa
But she said she'd go back to Tokyo for now.
[22:47] Tsukasa
I see.
SIGN Departure Time
SIGN Service
SIGN Destination
SIGN The train is now arriving
[22:53] Tsukasa
Then I guess it's finally
time to meet your parents.
[22:56] Nasa
Yeah!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Tsukasa
I'm finally meeting your parents.
[23:32] Nasa
You don't have to be nervous, Tsukasa-chan!
[23:34] Nasa
Leave worrying about my weirdo parents to me.
[23:37] Tsukasa
I guess the apple doesn't
fall far from the tree.
[23:39] Tsukasa
Okay, I won't worry, then.
[23:41] Nasa
I-It's always a relief to see how
quick you are to understand.
E8 - Parents
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SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Episode 8
SIGN Parents
[01:38] Tsukasa
I have to say, I'm surprised to
find out that you're from Nara.
[01:42] Nasa
Nope. I'm from Tokyo, born and raised.
[01:46] Tsukasa
Huh? Then are your parents from Nara?
[01:49] Nasa
Nope! They've got no real
connection to the place at all.
[01:52] Tsukasa
Then why are they living there?
[01:55] Nasa
Like I said before,
my parents are pretty weird.
SIGN Kintetsu Nara Station
SIGN Kintetsu
[02:00] Nasa
My father's actually an archaeologist.
[02:03] Nasa
He used to teach at a national
university in Tokyo,
[02:07] Nasa
but after I moved out...
[02:09] (Flashback) Enishi
I think I want to do excavations and
stuff in the heart of archaeology, Nara!
[02:14] Nasa
So he said.
[02:16] Tsukasa
Is... Nara the heart of archaeology?
[02:18] Nasa
I have no idea.
[02:19] Tsukasa
And your mother was okay with that?
SIGN Taxi Boarding
[02:21] Nasa
Well, she's strange in her own way.
[02:24] (Flashback) Kanoko
Nara! I love it!
[02:25] (Flashback) Kanoko
I can't wait to see some authentic deer!
[02:28] Nasa
So she was completely on board with the move.
[02:30] Tsukasa
"Authentic" deer?
[02:34] Tsukasa
Do you think I'll be able
to get along with them?
[02:37] Nasa
It'll be fine!
[02:38] Nasa
I'll make it work!
[02:40] Tsukasa
How are you going to
introduce me to them, then?
[02:44] Nasa
Well, of course...
[02:46] Nasa
"This is my wife, the cutest
girl in the universe!"
SIGN Cutest in the universe!!
[02:52] Tsukasa
Please... please don't.
[02:55] ---
Huh?!
[03:01] Tsukasa
This is near the Kasuga Grand Shrine.
[03:03] Nasa
Wow. How'd you know?
[03:06] Tsukasa
Well, even after a thousand years,
[03:08] ---
it's not like the mountains move that much.
[03:12] Tsukasa
Okay, let's put that aside
and meet some parents!
[03:16] Nasa
Are you actually nervous?
[03:19] Tsukasa
W-Well, of course...
I've never been married before.
[03:22] ---
Why wouldn't I be?
[03:23] Nasa
I see. I'm pretty nervous that my parents
are going to do something stupid, too.
[03:31] Tsukasa
Someone's peeking out.
[03:32] Nasa
She sure is.
[03:34] Nasa
What are you doing, Mom?
[03:37] Kanoko
W-Welcome home, Nasa-kun.
[03:38] Nasa
Thanks.
[03:39] Kanoko
Is that your wife?
[03:42] Kanoko
The one you were trying to find for
so long? The cutest in the universe?
[03:45] Nasa
That's right.
[03:46] Kanoko
I see...
[03:47] Nasa
So I wanted to properly introduce her.
[03:49] Kanoko
Wait! I'm not emotionally prepared yet!
[03:53] Nasa
Come on in, Tsukasa-chan!
[03:55] Kanoko
W-W-W-W-Wait a—
[03:56] Tsukasa
Hello, Mother. My name is Yuzaki Tsukasa.
[04:00] Tsukasa
I appreciate you making
the time to meet us today.
[04:04] Kanoko
Wow, my name's Yuzaki, too!
What a coincidence!
[04:08] Kanoko
Wait, no! I'm Nasa's mother, Kanoka!
[04:11] Kanoko
I-I-It's a pleasure to meet you!
[04:13] Nasa
Where's Dad?
[04:15] Kanoka
He's in the living room.
[04:16] Kanoka
But he's so nervous, he hasn't
budged since this morning.
[04:20] Nasa
Is he actually okay?!
[04:22] Kanoka
Wh-Why don't you drop your
things off in your room?!
[04:25] Kanoka
I'll go get some tea ready
and wait in the living room!
[04:28] Nasa
Hey, wait!
[04:29] Tsukasa
I get the feeling I'm being avoided.
[04:32] Nasa
No, she's just like that.
[04:34] Tsukasa
Thank you for taking time out of
your busy schedule to see us today.
[04:38] Tsukasa
It's not much, but I hope you enjoy it.
[04:41] Enishi
Y-Yes, thanks...
[04:43] Enishi
I'm Nasa's father, Enishi.
[04:47] Nasa
Come on! Could you relax a
little and accept your gift?!
[04:50] Nasa
We bought it for you!
[04:51] Enishi
S-Sorry...
[04:53] Nasa
Look, you're the ones who
insisted we come over.
[04:56] Nasa
Can't you get it together a little?
[04:57] Enishi
Y-You make it sound so easy, Nasa-kun,
[05:00] Enishi
but we weren't really mentally
prepared for this! Y'know?
[05:03] Kanoka
That's right! Tell him!
[05:04] Enishi
Seriously! Right?!
[05:05] Kanoka
It feels like my heart's
going to jump out of my—
[05:06] Tsukasa
I'm so sorry.
[05:08] Tsukasa
I'm sure the sudden news
must have come as a shock.
[05:11] Enishi
No! I-I-It's just, well...
[05:16] Enishi
That said, Nasa-kun...
[05:18] Enishi
I think the bath should be ready.
Why don't you hop on in?
[05:23] ---
Huh?!
[05:24] Nasa
What are you talking about?!
[05:26] ---
The introductions haven't even finished yet!
[05:27] Nasa
And you want me to get in the bath?
[05:29] Enishi
No. I think you should.
[05:31] Enishi
In fact, I'm telling you to!
[05:33] Kanoka
Come on, now, Nasa-kun! This way to the bath!
[05:37] Nasa
Are you two serious?!
[05:39] Enishi
Look, I want to talk to
Tsukasa-san without you around!
[05:43] Enishi
Take a hint, would you?!
[05:44] Nasa
That makes me want to stay more!
[05:45] Nasa
You want to talk without
me here, now of all times?
[05:48] Nasa
How am I supposed to take that
as anything but a bad sign?!
[05:50] Tsukasa
Nasa-kun.
[05:52] Tsukasa
It's okay. Go ahead and have your bath.
[05:55] Nasa
Huh? Er, but...
[05:57] Tsukasa
It's okay. I'm glad to have
the chance to talk with him.
[06:02] Tsukasa
So go on.
[06:05] Nasa
Okay, then...
[06:07] Nasa
But even if you're against our
marriage, it doesn't matter!
[06:09] Kanoka
Don't worry about it!
[06:12] Tsukasa
So, Father, what did you want to discuss?
[06:19] Nasa
I wonder if Tsukasa-chan's gonna be okay.
[06:21] Nasa
I just hope Dad doesn't do anything stupid.
[06:26] Tsukasa
Your parents seem lovely, Nasa-kun.
[06:29] Nasa
They do?
[06:31] Nasa
They're as weird as ever,
chasing me into the bath
[06:33] ---
in the middle of a conversation...
[06:34] Tsukasa
He told me all kinds of interesting
things while you were in the bath.
[06:39] ---
What?!
[06:40] Nasa
That's what I was worried about!
[06:43] Nasa
What kinds of things, exactly?
[06:45] Tsukasa
I'm not telling!
[06:47] ---
Huh?!
[06:48] Tsukasa
So is this your room, Nasa-kun?
[06:51] Nasa
Technically, yeah.
[06:52] Nasa
Although there's nothing of mine in it.
I only stayed here when I helped them move in.
[06:56] Tsukasa
There's not a lot in your apartment
in Tokyo either, though.
[07:00] Nasa
Correct you are!
[07:01] Nasa
In the event of an emergency,
[07:03] ---
all my important documents and
personal seal are in a safe deposit box.
[07:05] ---
I keep my PC's data in the cloud...
[07:07] Nasa
And with the exception of my
wallet, keys, and phone,
[07:09] ---
which I always have on me, the only
things I would miss if I lost them...
[07:12] Nasa
are my wedding ring and my
pictures of you, I guess.
[07:15] Nasa
But I carry those around with me, too!
[07:18] Nasa
Even if the apartment building
burns down, I'll be set!
[07:21] Tsukasa
You put a lot of focus on personal security!
[07:24] Kanoko
Nasa-kun?
[07:26] Nasa
What's up, Mom?
[07:28] Kanoko
You're staying the night, right?
[07:30] Nasa
Of course.
[07:32] Nasa
We'll spend the night and take
the overnight bus back tomorrow.
[07:35] Kanoka
Okay... So, um...
[07:37] Kanoka
One might have sufficed,
[07:39] Kanoka
but there's a futon for
Tsukasa-san in the closet, too.
[07:42] Nasa
Huh? Oh, thanks.
[07:44] Kanoka
U-Uh, by the way...
[07:46] Kanoka
R-Remember, our room is next to yours!
[07:49] Nasa
Uh, yeah? I know.
[07:51] Kanoka
Th-The soundproofing is decent,
but I wouldn't put my faith in it!
[07:55] ---
Huh?
[07:56] Kanoka
J-Just... don't overdo it!
[07:59] Tsukasa
What was that about?
[08:00] Nasa
No idea. She just told me there's a
futon for you in the closet and...
[08:04] Nasa
That's it!
[08:05] Nasa
Now that I think about it, I'll be sleeping
in this room alone with my wife tonight!
[08:10] Nasa
And without even trying to,
[08:12] ---
we'll be on the same level,
like I've wanted for so long!
SIGN High
SIGN Height Difference: 60 cm
SIGN Low
[08:15] (Flashback) Mom
R-Remember, our room is next to yours!
[08:18] Nasa
That's what she was trying to warn me about!
[08:21] Nasa
I appreciate the sentiment,
but also I kinda wish she hadn't!
[08:24] Nasa
But... sleeping in a room with a girl,
while my parents are next door...
[08:29] Nasa
That's embarrassing, but somehow,
also super exciting!
[08:32] Nasa
I can't stop my heart from pounding!
[08:34] Nasa
A-Am I really allowed to
do something this amazing?!
[08:37] Nasa
Isn't there some kind of law
against it? Is it really okay?!
[08:41] Tsukasa
I guess I should probably take a bath, too.
[08:44] Nasa
R-Right! Take your time!
[08:47] Nasa
I'll go ahead and set out the futons!
[08:49] Tsukasa
O-Okay.
[08:52] Nasa
My parents will be in the next room over,
[08:54] Nasa
but I'll be sleeping with a girl... Something
about that seems ethically questionable.
[08:57] Tsukasa
Darling?
[08:59] Tsukasa
I just realized we'll be sleeping on
the same level for the first time, huh?
[09:03] Nasa
S-S-S-Sure will!
[09:05] Tsukasa
We might as well go to bed, then.
SIGN Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump
[09:09] Nasa
My wife is sleeping next to me.
SIGN Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump
[09:12] Nasa
She's there, with her guard down,
just within my reach!
[09:17] Nasa
No, no! My parents are on
the other side of that wall.
[09:21] Nasa
That's just too weird.
[09:26] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?
[09:29] Nasa
Listen...
[09:30] Nasa
Do you want to sleep on my arm?!
[09:34] Nasa
Y-You don't have to if you don't want to!
I was just thinking that, uh, maybe...
[09:40] Tsukasa
D-Don't mind if I do, then.
[09:45] Nasa
W-Wow! So this is what it's like
when a girl sleeps on your arm.
[09:49] Nasa
I can feel her body temperature
directly through my arm!
[09:53] Nasa
And I only realize this
after actually doing it...
[09:57] Nasa
but this is pretty painful!
SIGN Weight
SIGN Blood
SIGN Numbness
[09:59] Nasa
Maybe our positioning is bad?
[10:01] ---
The pressure's on a particular area that's
making the rest of my arm go numb.
[10:05] Nasa
But I can feel her body warmth,
and she smells so good!
[10:08] Nasa
It's like a marriage of heaven and hell!
[10:11] Tsukasa
Is your arm getting tired, darling?
[10:13] Nasa
Huh? N-No, of course not!
[10:16] Tsukasa
Oh, really?
[10:20] Tsukasa
I knew it. Your arm's asleep.
[10:22] Nasa
Th-That was mean!
[10:24] Tsukasa
Well, you were trying to act tough.
[10:26] Tsukasa
But I don't want to make
you suffer any more, so...
[10:30] Nasa
Okay, I'll give up on the the arm,
[10:33] Nasa
but I want a goodnight kiss instead.
[10:38] Nasa
I don't think I'll be able to
recover with anything less.
[10:41] Nasa
Please give me a goodnight kiss!
[10:43] Nasa
With you taking the initiative!
[10:49] Tsukasa
F-Fine... if you insist.
[10:55] Tsukasa
Why are your eyes open?
[10:57] Nasa
Well, because I want to see it happen.
[10:59] Tsukasa
It's embarrassing to do this
while you're watching.
[11:03] Nasa
And you're cute even when you're embarrassed.
[11:15] Nasa
Thank you. Goodnight.
[11:17] Tsukasa
G-Goodnight...
[11:21] Enishi
Did you just hear that—
[11:23] Kanoka
Go to sleep already!
[11:31] Tsukasa
Oh, right, we're at my husband's parents' house.
[11:39] Tsukasa
Last night...
[11:41] Tsukasa
Honestly, he always chooses
moments like that to get feisty.
[11:45] Tsukasa
Well, I should probably get changed...
[11:49] Tsukasa
This is different! I have to
get changed in front of him!
[11:54] Tsukasa
Glance...
[11:55] Tsukasa
W-Well, it should be fine,
since he's still asleep.
[12:02] Nasa
Wh-What do I do?!
[12:04] Nasa
Well, I mean, the gentlemanly thing
would be to pretend I'm still asleep.
[12:09] Nasa
Glance...
[12:14] Tsukasa
Oh, I guess he just turned over.
[12:18] Nasa
That was a little too stimulating!
[12:27] Tsukaasa
The way the wind smells around
here really takes me back.
[12:31] Enishi
Good morning. You're an
early riser, aren't you?
[12:33] Tsukasa
Oh, good morning, Father.
[12:36] Enishi
F-F-F-F-Fath—
[12:39] Tsukasa
What's wrong?
[12:40] Tsukasa
W-W-Well, I just got a little
embarrassed hearing that...
[12:45] Tsukasa
Anyway, where's Nasa-kun?
[12:47] Tsukasa
He's still asleep.
[12:48] Tsukasa
I don't think he got a lot of
sleep on the bus ride over.
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[12:52] Nasa
I was so excited over my defenseless wife,
I couldn't get any sleep.
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[12:56] Enishi
I see. He's still asleep, then.
[13:00] Enishi
Still in bed... Yep...
[13:03] Enishi
Crap! I can't think of anything
to talk about with my son's wife!
[13:07] Enishi
Should I talk about the weather?
[13:09] ---
No! That won't hold up
for more than a minute!
[13:11] Enishi
I can't think of a single thing a young
person would want to talk about!
[13:14] Tsukasa
I hear that you're an archaeologist.
[13:18] Enishi
Th-Th-That's right!
[13:19] Enishi
Are you interested in history, perhaps?
[13:22] Enishi
In that case, I can show you
my office! How about it?!
[13:24] Tsukasa
Sure! I'd love to.
[13:29] ---
Wow...
[13:31] Tsukasa
That is a lot of books!
[13:34] Enishi
R-Right?!
[13:36] Enishi
Really gives off a "researcher" vibe, right?!
[13:37] Enishi
Seems pretty something-grammable, right?!
[13:41] Tsukasa
I guess Nasa-kun gets his
intelligence from you.
[13:45] Enishi
No...
[13:46] Enishi
I can't really compare to him, sadly.
[13:50] Enishi
It makes it hard to maintain
any parental dignity.
[13:53] Enishi
He'd probably say this room
is a waste of space, and that
[13:56] ---
I should just scan everything
and store it in the cloud.
[14:00] Enishi
That said, it's mostly things
normal people wouldn't understand.
[14:08] Enishi
Did you find something interesting?
[14:10] Tsukasa
Not really.
[14:11] Tsukasa
I was just thinking, if someone
was seriously studying
[14:14] ---
a love letter I wrote in
the middle of the night,
[14:16] Tsukasa
I'd probably be embarrassed to death.
[14:20] Enishi
Love... letter?
[14:22] Enishi
Can you actually—
[14:24] Nasa
Dad? What're you doing?
[14:26] Tsukasa
Oh, good morning, Nasa-kun.
[14:28] Tsukasa
Your father was just
showing me where he works.
[14:31] Nasa
His work?
[14:32] Nasa
Oh, sorry.
[14:34] Nasa
You must be humoring him, since you're
not interested in history at all.
[14:37] Tsukasa
Th-That's not true!
[14:39] Nasa
What? But in Kyoto...
[14:41] Tsukasa
I like history! Love it! Even those
old properties are fascinating!
[14:45] Tsukasa
Look, this letter is really interesting!
[14:49] Nasa
But I can't even tell what it says...
[14:52] Tsukasa
W-Well, there's still the
feeling of the old paper...
[14:54] Kanoko
Everyone! Breakfast is ready!
[14:57] Nasa
Coming!
[14:58] Nasa
Let's go, Tsukasa-chan.
[15:00] Tsukasa
Okay.
[15:06] Tsukasa
Father, thank you for showing me this.
[15:10] Enishi
Sure...
[15:16] Nasa
Honestly, Dad, your reference
material is such a waste of space.
[15:20] Nasa
You should really just scan it
all and upload it to the cloud.
[15:26] Tsukasa
I call this chapter "Let's Take Pictures
All Over Nara With My Husband!"
[15:30] ---
Huh?
[15:31] Tsukasa
I've realized my mistake.
[15:33] Nasa
About what?
[15:34] Tsukasa
It's true that I'm not that interested
in old properties and papers,
[15:37] ---
but I've realized that won't do.
[15:39] Tsukasa
And then I had a flash of inspiration!
[15:42] Tsukasa
Take a boring old Buddhist temple,
[15:43] ---
add my darling, and what do you know?
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[15:46] Tsukasa
It suddenly becomes a lot more fun!
[15:48] Tsukasa
In other words, it's about
overwriting memories!
[15:50] Tsukasa
This will make Nara a lot of fun to explore!
[15:53] Tsukasa
I'm a genius with a veritable
treasure trove of ideas!
[15:56] Nasa
You don't have to force yourself
to have a good time.
[15:58] Tsukasa
But...
[16:00] Tsukasa
Chitose and the others got in the way in Kyoto,
[16:02] ---
so it wasn't much of a date.
[16:05] Nasa
That was such a cute thing to say!
[16:09] Nasa
Okay! Let's start by seeing
the Great Buddha of Nara!
[16:12] Nasa
We'll take in the city's sights today!
[16:14] Tsukasa
Yeah!
[16:17] Nasa
So this is Nara's Great Buddha.
[16:19] ---
I've never seen it before! It really is big!
[16:22] Tsukasa
I'm going to take the picture now, darling,
[16:25] Tsukasa
so please make a fun pose.
[16:26] Nasa
Huh?! That's kind of a vague request!
[16:28] Tsukasa
Come on, quickly!
[16:30] Nasa
U-Um...
[16:31] Nasa
Then... here.
[16:34] Tsukasa
Oh, wow, that was great!
You're the best, darling!
[16:38] Nasa
That didn't sound very sincere at all!
[16:42] Tsukasa
That turned out great!
[16:43] Tsukasa
I'll have to show it to Father later.
[16:46] Nasa
You really don't have to!
[16:48] Tsukasa
Nope. He asked me to take care of you,
[16:51] Tsukasa
and I want to show him how
well we get along, too.
[16:54] Tsukasa
Okay, for our next stop,
[16:56] Tsukasa
let's head to Horyuji!
[16:58] Nasa
So this is Horyuji.
[17:01] Nasa
And it's really been around for 1,400 years?
[17:03] Tsukasa
Yep. It caught on fire from
a lightning strike in 670,
[17:08] Tsukasa
but it's still been standing for 1,300 years.
[17:10] Nasa
Wow... I have to say, you really know
your history, despite your lack of interest.
[17:15] Tsukasa
Not really. I just have a good memory.
[17:18] Nasa
I'm amazed that such a fancy building
from so far back is still intact.
[17:22] Tsukasa
You're right about that.
[17:24] Tsukasa
Even though the person who built it is
being phased out of the history books.
[17:27] Nasa
That's a kind of blunt way of putting it!
[17:29] Tsukasa
All right, darling,
it's time for another fun pose.
[17:34] Nasa
Huh? There are no fun poses for Horyuji!
[17:37] Tsukasa
Sure there are!
[17:38] Tsukasa
A five-story tower should remind
you of rescuing your lover
[17:40] ---
by fighting enemies on each
floor while shouting, "Achya!"
[17:43] Tsukasa
Where there's an urban legend that she
attacks you if you loop around 24 times!
[17:46] Nasa
Instead of that...
[17:48] Nasa
Why don't we take a picture
with the two of us?
[17:50] Tsukasa
The two of us?
[17:52] Nasa
Yeah. You know...
[17:53] Nasa
Like a selfie, but with both
of us close together in it.
[17:58] Tsukasa
You can be pretty pervy sometimes, darling.
[18:01] Nasa
Th-Th-That's not what I meant by it!
[18:03] Nasa
It's not that I just want you
to cling to me, Tsukasa-chan!
[18:15] Tsukasa
Satisfied, darling?
[18:18] Nasa
Yeah. But this is a sacred place...
[18:21] ---
I get the feeling Prince Shotoku
would get mad.
[18:25] Tsukasa
He would never get mad
over something like this.
[18:29] Tsukasa
Well, where should we go next?
[18:32] Nasa
Oh, let's see...
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[18:34] Nasa
There's a place called Heijo Palace.
[18:36] Nasa
Let's check it out.
[18:37] Tsukasa
Heijo Palace? Just so you know...
[18:40] Tsukasa
There's nothing there.
[18:43] Nasa
Come on, that can't be true.
[18:45] Nasa
It's from when Nara was Japan's capital!
[18:49] Nasa
There has to be something left!
[18:53] Nasa
There's really nothing left!
[18:54] Tsukasa
See what I mean?
[18:56] Tsukasa
There was a materials shortage when
they were moving the capital to Kyoto,
[19:00] Tsukasa
so they took apart the buildings
here and reused them over there.
[19:02] Nasa
Is that true?!
[19:03] Tsukasa
The Suzaku Gate over there
was mostly taken apart.
[19:06] Tsukasa
What you see is a recreation based on what
little documentation was left, built in 1998.
[19:10] Tsukasa
And it's still not an exact match...
[19:13] Nasa
She acts like she doesn't care,
but she's super well-informed.
[19:17] Tsukasa
But it was really here.
[19:20] Tsukasa
1,300 years ago, it was all here.
[19:24] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?
[19:26] Nasa
Over 100,000 people laughed, cried,
loved and were loved, and lived out their lives.
[19:32] Nasa
Ordinary lives that aren't any
different from what people have now.
[19:35] Nasa
Even if there's hardly any
trace of them left anymore.
[19:42] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?
[19:45] Tsukasa
But things are different now.
[19:48] Tsukasa
Now, all you do is press
a button to make a video,
[19:50] Tsukasa
and if you upload it to YouTube, proof that
you were alive will be there forever!
[19:54] Tsukasa
I bet in 1,000 years, people will still be
cracking up at Mizutamari Bond's videos!
[19:59] Nasa
You're really zigzagging
between romance and realism!
[20:02] Tsukasa
With that being the case, darling, you should
leave a record of something funny, too!
[20:06] Tsukasa
Hurry! It's already recording!
[20:08] Nasa
Uh, then... my name is Yuzaki Nasa.
[20:11] ---
I got married the other day.
[20:13] Nasa
And the person recording
this video is my wife,
[20:17] Nasa
and she's so cute—
[20:19] Tsukasa
Darling, stop right there!
[20:20] Nasa
What?
[20:22] Tsukasa
Well... it's just... this video
is clearly a death flag for you.
[20:26] ---
Huh?
[20:27] Tsukasa
It's got that "I'm going to get married
after the war is over" vibe to it.
[20:30] Tsukasa
It's giving me a real bad feeling.
[20:32] Nasa
Then could you just delete it?!
[20:34] Tsukasa
Nope! I'm going to show
it to your parents, too.
[20:38] Nasa
When did you and Dad
become such good friends?
[20:41] Tsukasa
Well, I made a very important promise to him.
[20:43] Nasa
And what's that?
[20:46] Tsukasa
I'm not telling.
[20:51] (Flashback) Tsukasa
So, Father, what did you want to discuss?
[20:57] (Flashback) Tsukasa
U-Um, Father?!
[20:59] (Flashback) Enishi
Thank you so much for saving my son's life.
[21:05] (Flashback) Enishi
If you hadn't done what you did,
Nasa-kun would've died.
[21:09] (Flashback) Enishi
When the police told me
he'd been hit by a truck...
[21:13] (Flashback) ---
I couldn't breathe.
[21:15] (Flashback) Enishi
But then they told me that he
wasn't in any mortal danger
[21:18] (Flashback) ---
because someone had helped him.
[21:21] (Flashback) Enishi
You've done so much for us.
[21:24] (Flashback) Enishi
I'm truly, truly grateful!
[21:28] (Flashback) Enishi
Nasa-kun's a better son than we deserve.
[21:31] (Flashback) Enishi
I have no idea how a pair of oddballs like
us managed to raise such a good boy.
[21:37] (Flashback) Enishi
He's our pride and joy.
[21:41] (Flashback) Enishi
Which is why... the fact that you
saved him, and chose to marry him...
[21:47] (Flashback) Enishi
is something that we could
only be happy about.
[21:52] (Flashback) Enishi
But before congratulating you,
I just had to thank you.
[21:58] (Flashback) Enishi
Thank you so much for saving him.
[22:01] (Flashback) Enishi
And please, look after my son.
[22:09] (Flashback) Tsukasa
I'm really touched to hear all of that.
[22:13] (Flashback) Tsukasa
As far as I'm concerned...
it's an honor to join your family.
[22:18] (Flashback) Enishi
Oh, no, the honor's all mine!
[22:21] (Flashback) Tsukasa
I feel the same way.
[22:27] Tsukasa
Thanks for having us.
[22:29] Enishi
Come visit again.
[22:30] Kanoka
Sorry we couldn't offer much hospitality.
[22:33] Tsukasa
No, I had a really good time.
[22:35] Enishi
I'll try to take some whatever-grammable
pictures before you come by again.
[22:38] Tsukasa
I'll make sure to take lots of
funny pictures of Nasa-kun, too.
[22:42] Enishi
I'm looking forward to it.
[22:44] Enishi
Look after my son once you
get back to Tokyo, please.
[22:48] Tsukasa
Of course!
[22:52] Nasa
It wasn't exactly peaceful,
but it was a fun trip, wasn't it?
[22:56] Tsukasa
I think so. And I got to take
lots of funny pictures of you.
[22:59] Nasa
Aw...
[23:01] Tsukasa
Still, as much fun as it was,
[23:04] Tsukasa
I think our little place together
is where I feel most at ease.
[23:09] Nasa
I think so, too.
[23:14] Nasa
And so, our first trip
together came to an end.
[23:18] Nasa
We returned to our life in our own home,
[23:21] Nasa
our newlywed life in a tiny apartment...
[23:27] Nasa
Or not.
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[23:30] Nasa
That being the case, we're going to
need to build a new life, it seems!
[23:35] Nasa
First, let's go get some new clothes!
[23:36] ---
Gotta cover the basic needs before
you worry about being classy!
[23:38] Tsukasa
Okay. I think you need to learn
[23:41] ---
a thing or two about women's fashion
before you worry about class, though.
E9 - Daily Life
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[00:09] Nasa
Is everything okay?!
[00:10] Wataru
Oh... Yuzaki-kun...
[00:12] Nasa
Landlord! Was anyone hurt?!
[00:14] Wataru
I-It's fine.
[00:16] Wataru
Nothing got burnt up except the building.
[00:17] Tsukasa
If you were to ask me what
I love about my husband,
[00:20] ---
I'd have quite a few answers for you.
[00:23] Nasa
Thank goodness... Well, if nothing
else, at least nobody got hurt.
[00:23] Tsukasa
Like the way he worries about other people
[00:26] ---
more than his own home that burned down.
[00:28] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?
[00:29] Nasa
Did you have anything
important in the apartment?
[00:31] Tsukasa
No, everything was in my suitcase.
[00:34] Tsukasa
What about your things, Nasa-kun?
[00:37] Nasa
Good question...
[00:39] Nasa
Landlord.
[00:41] Nasa
Is it okay if I look around inside?
[00:44] Wataru
Huh? Sure.
[00:48] Nasa
Oh, there it is!
[00:50] Nasa
The pot is cracked,
[00:51] ---
but it should be fine if we transplant it.
[00:54] Nasa
I'm glad it didn't burn up.
[00:56] Nasa
Must've been safe because
it was on a windowsill.
[01:00] Tsukasa
And the way he cherishes even the
smallest details about our relationship.
[01:04] Tsukasa
I have to say, it certainly
burned all the way down.
[01:08] Nasa
The landlord said it was
apparently a lightning strike.
[01:12] Tsukasa
It's great that the sapling survived,
but everything else is gone.
[01:15] Nasa
Including your new futon.
[01:19] Nasa
I don't think we need to worry, though.
[01:22] Nasa
My bank book and other important things
are in the safety deposit box,
[01:25] Nasa
and I've got renter's
insurance for my furniture.
[01:27] Tsukasa
Isn't it really hard to actually get
claims paid with insurance?
[01:30] Nasa
Not a problem!
[01:32] Nasa
I've looked up exactly how to get
your insurance payout, just in case
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[01:36] ---
something like this ever happened!
[01:39] Nasa
All the documentation is in my safe
deposit box and the cloud,
[01:41] ---
so there should be no problems!
[01:43] Tsukasa
The way he can be relied on to
react calmly and precisely,
[01:47] ---
even in the face of sudden misfortune.
[01:51] Nasa
I'm feeling pretty tired, so for now,
let's head to the bathhouse.
[01:55] Nasa
We can think about what to do
next while having a good soak.
[01:58] Tsukasa
Good idea.
[02:00] Tsukasa
A sudden stroke of bad luck that
was in no way his own fault...
[02:05] Tsukasa
And yet he hasn't uttered a
single word of anger or regret.
[02:14] Tsukasa
Nasa-kun...
[02:17] Tsukasa
I love you!
[02:21] Tsukasa
It really reminds me of how wonderful he is.
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[03:57] Nasa
Still, what are we going
to do about a new place?
[04:01] Nasa
Even places billed as "move-in ready"
[04:03] ---
still take about a week before
you can actually move in.
[04:07] Nasa
I guess we can sleep at
a cheap hotel until then?
[04:10] Nasa
A hotel?!
[04:12] Nasa
No, no, it's because we have to!
[04:14] ---
It's not anything dirty!
[04:17] Nasa
And staying at a hotel with your
wife is a totally normal thing!
[04:21] Kaname
Senpai...
[04:22] Kaname
You seem awfully excited for someone
whose house just burnt down.
[04:31] Nasa
Kaname-chan?! How long have
you been standing there?!
[04:34] Kaname
Since you started having dirty thoughts.
[04:37] Nasa
I wasn't! I was not! I wasn't
thinking anything like that at all!
[04:41] Kaname
Sure you were.
[04:43] Kaname
I can see the proof.
[04:45] Nasa
Please stop!
[04:46] Nasa
And don't call it "proof"!
[04:52] Kaname
I see.
[04:53] ---
You're definitely gonna need to
figure out where to stay for a while.
[04:58] Kaname
In that case, you wanna stay here until
you get your new place sorted out?
[05:02] Kaname
If you don't mind the little detached
unit we have, you can set up there.
[05:07] Nasa
Really, Kaname-chan?! Thanks so much!
[05:10] Tsukasa
What's up, darling?
[05:12] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan!
[05:13] Nasa
Kaname-chan says we can stay here
until we find a new place to move into!
[05:18] Tsukasa
Really?
[05:19] Kaname
Of course!
[05:20] Kaname
The only reason we still live
here is thanks to Senpai!
[05:24] Nasa
Oh, thank you so much!
[05:26] Kaname
Let me show you the building.
[05:28] Nasa
Okay!
[05:32] Tsukasa
I think it speaks to how
forthright and honest he is
[05:36] Tsukasa
when he can react so sincerely
to people's kindness.
[05:40] Tsukasa
I personally prefer someone who's magnanimous
enough to openly accept that sort of thing,
[05:47] ---
rather than being reluctant
or acting guilty about it.
[05:54] Kaname
Here's the building we don't use.
[05:57] Nasa
It's actually pretty big!
[05:59] Kaname
It's got two futons already,
[06:01] ---
so you won't have any
problem getting to sleep.
[06:03] Nasa
If we're really going to live here,
[06:06] ---
we should probably ask your mom and Aya-san.
[06:09] Kaname
I'm sure it's fine, but I'll go
and check if you're worried.
[06:15] Kaname
Make yourselves at home.
[06:17] Nasa
Okay!
[06:18] Nasa
We're lucky we found a place to stay
this quickly, aren't we, Tsukasa-chan?
[06:23] Tsukasa
It's not luck.
[06:25] Tsukasa
If people reach out right
away when you're in trouble,
[06:29] ---
it's a sign that you're well-liked.
[06:32] Tsukasa
And you're well-liked, darling.
[06:34] Nasa
Y-You think so?
[06:36] Tsukasa
I do.
[06:37] Tsukasa
It means you've lived the kind of life
that makes people eager to help you.
[06:42] Nasa
If you asked me what I love
about you, Tsukasa-chan,
[06:46] ---
I'd have any number of answers.
[06:48] Nasa
There's the way you pay
real attention to me...
[06:52] Nasa
Which is what makes me happier than
I can describe when you compliment me.
[07:00] Kaname
Senpai! Aya-nee and Mom both said okay!
[07:04] Both
Thank you!
[07:05] Nasa
We're really so grateful!
[07:05] Kaname
Aw, don't mention it.
[07:07] Tsukasa
Yeah, it's a real relief.
[07:10] Kaname
Now, then.
[07:10] Kaname
Senpai living here is all fine and dandy,
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[07:13] ---
but how's this gonna work with Aya-nee?
[07:16] Kaname
She likes Senpai.
[07:19] Kaname
But she's such an airhead,
she still hasn't realized he's married.
[07:27] Kaname
Hey, Aya-nee.
[07:29] Aya
What is it, Kaname-chan?
[07:30] Kaname
What's it like to be living with
the guy you have a crush on?
[07:34] Aya
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you
talking about, Kaname-chan?!
[07:37] Aya
I-I-I don't like Nasa-kun that way!
[07:39] Kaname
She's my sister, and even I'm amazed
she's convinced nobody has noticed.
[07:39] Aya
I mean, sure, he's kind
of dreamy, and really nice!
[07:45] Nasa
Aya-san!
[07:47] Nasa
Thank you so much for letting us stay here.
[07:50] Aya
Oh, it's nothing!
W-W-W-W-W-We're glad to have you!
[07:53] Aya
I-I-I-I-I-It must have been
so rough, with that fire...
[07:55] Nasa
It came as a real shock!
[07:58] Nasa
But we're just glad that nobody got hurt.
[08:01] Aya
Well, I'm glad you weren't
hurt either, Nasa-kun!
[08:04] Kaname
How can you not notice the guy you
like has a ring on his ring finger?!
[08:08] Kaname
I mean, wouldn't most people notice?
[08:11] ---
Does being an airhead give you some
sort of superior obliviousness?!
[08:15] Aya
That reminds me, I heard you
visited your parents in Nara.
[08:19] Nasa
Yeah. They really wanted me to
introduce Tsukasa-chan to them.
[08:23] Aya
Introduce her... to your parents?
[08:26] Aya
Introduce her to his parents...
Introduce her to his parents?
[08:29] Signs/Dialog
Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan
have the same family name.
SIGN Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan have the same family name.
SIGN Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan have the same family name.
[08:31] Signs/Dialog
Wait, wasn't she his sister?
[08:32] Signs/Dialog
His parents have never met her.
SIGN Wait, wasn't she his sister?
[08:33] Signs/Dialog
A girl he really gets along with,
with the same family name,
SIGN Wait, wasn't she his sister?
SIGN Wait, wasn't she his sister?
[08:35] ---
he would want to introduce to his parents—
SIGN His parents have never met her.
[08:38] Kaname
Is she gonna catch on?!
SIGN Wait, wasn't she his sister?
[08:40] Aya
Yeah, you wanna stay on good
terms with your parents!
[08:42] Sign
m 70 58 l 133 58 134 234 68 234
SIGN She
wasn't
able to
sort
through
her
thoughts.
[08:45] Nasa
Yeah, I guess we are on
good terms with them.
[08:48] Aya
Yup, yup, and that's a good thing!
[08:51] Kaname
This is frightening!
[08:52] Kaname
She's my sister, but this is
horror movie levels of stupid!
[08:56] Mom
I just spoke with Tsukasa-chan!
[08:58] Aya
Oh, Mom.
[08:59] Aya
Isn't Tsukasa-chan the sweetest?
[09:01] Mom
She is!
[09:02] Mom
Just what I'd expect from Nasa-kun's wife!
[09:08] Aya
W-Wife?
[09:11] Mom
Well, yeah. The two of them are married.
[09:15] Mom
The two of them are married...
The two of them are married...
SIGN The two of them are married...
The two of them are married...
The two of them are married...
The two of them are married...
[09:18] ---
The two of them are married...
[09:21] Aya
Nasa-kun got married?!
[09:23] Aya
Why?! When?!
[09:25] Mom
Um, how do you not know this, Aya?
[09:28] Mom
I thought you had a crush on Nasa-kun.
[09:35] Aya
How could you say that, Mom?!
[09:39] Kaname
I want to apologize for how airheaded
and insensitive my family can be.
[09:43] Nasa
It's okay.
[09:45] Aya
My first love ended before I even knew it.
[09:49] Aya
I first noticed him when I was ten years old.
[09:52] Aya
He was able to solve a difficult question
that no one else in class could with ease.
[09:57] Aya
I thought he seemed really smart at the time.
[10:02] Aya
And—
[10:02] Mom
Okay, then!
[10:03] Mom
No more flashbacks.
[10:05] Mom
The bottom line is that Aya-chan's
had her heart broken!
SIGN Heartbreak
[10:09] Mom
Now, go cut your hair or enroll in school
overseas to get over it real quick!
[10:16] Mom
And make sure to pay for it yourself.
[10:19] Aya
What a brush-off! You're totally
brushing off my broken heart!
[10:22] Aya
I can't recover from hurt like this that fast!
[10:24] Mom
Well, my husband cheated on me and
then ran off with a younger woman!
[10:29] Mom
And you wanna complain just because
your first love wasn't reciprocated?!
[10:31] Aya
Can you not compare my situation
to your heavy-duty trauma?!
[10:34] Aya
It's just gonna make my sadness
sound light as a feather!
SIGN Grargh
[10:38] Kaname
I'm just... so sorry, Senpai,
[10:41] Kaname
that my family's a bunch of goons.
[10:43] Nasa
No, I should apologize.
[10:45] Nasa
Because I... well... never noticed.
[10:50] Kaname
You don't have to look so
torn up over it, Senpai.
[10:53] Kaname
It's wrong to expect someone to understand
how you feel without telling them.
[10:58] Kaname
She didn't have the guts to try and
change the future, so she lost.
[11:02] Kaname
That's all there is to it.
[11:05] Kaname
Isn't that right, Aya-nee?!
[11:08] Aya
That's right. This is all
because I wasn't brave enough.
[11:14] Aya
Do I just let it end in tears?
[11:16] Aya
No, I can't.
[11:17] ---
If I just dwell in sorrow,
[11:20] ---
that'll really mean my first
romance amounted to nothing.
[11:24] Aya
That's right, Aya!
[11:25] ---
It's when you lose that you
need to hold your head high!
[11:28] Aya
Nasa-kun...
[11:33] Aya
Congratulations on your wedding.
[11:37] Aya
Hold on to your wife, okay?
[11:42] Nasa
Thanks.
[11:44] Aya
Kaname-chan, I've made a decision.
[11:47] Aya
I'm going to work up the courage I need...
[11:50] Aya
to make my debut as the beautiful
[11:52] Aya
game-streaming YouTuber, Aya-Pi!
SIGN Please subscribe
SIGN to Aya-Pi's channel ♥
SIGN Live
SIGN Gameplay with commentary!
[11:55] Kaname
I-I dunno about that.
[11:57] Aya
Why not?!
[12:00] Aya
And thus, my first love came to an end.
SIGN — Several Days Later —
[12:05] Tsukasa
Darling,
[12:06] Tsukasa
we've got a bit of dirty laundry
that I'd like to take care of.
[12:10] Nasa
I can go take care of it
at the laundromat, then.
[12:14] Tsukasa
No... I'd rather you didn't.
[12:18] Nasa
Are you worried about the the money?
[12:21] Tsukasa
No, it's not that.
[12:23] Nasa
Oh, is it something about
laundry being the woman's job?
[12:28] Nasa
Don't worry, that kind of
old-fashioned thinking isn't—
[12:30] Tsukasa
It's not that, either.
[12:32] Nasa
Then why?
[12:36] Tsukasa
It's.... embarrassing to
let you see my underwear.
[12:41] Nasa
I-I see... Yeah, that'd be
embarrassing for me, too.
[12:46] Tsukasa
Right?
[12:47] Nasa
It's true. You wouldn't want people
looking at your underwear.
[12:49] Nasa
Underwear...
[12:51] Nasa
Even if I'd like to see my wife's!
[12:55] Nasa
I-In that case, we could each wash our own—
[12:58] Tsukasa
That's no good, either.
[12:59] Tsukasa
I know I'm the one who brought it up,
but that's too much extra effort.
[13:02] Tsukasa
I think I should probably just
wash your laundry, too.
[13:07] Nasa
O-Okay, then.
[13:08] Nasa
I guess we do have a fair amount built up.
[13:10] Tsukasa
Well, we still haven't washed
our clothes from the trip.
[13:14] Kaname
Hey, Tsukasa-san, got a minute?
[13:17] Tsukasa
Yes?
[13:17] Kaname
Mom says she needs your help with something.
[13:22] Tsukasa
Oh, okay.
[13:23] Tsukasa
I'll be right back, Nasa-kun.
[13:26] Nasa
O-Okay.
[13:35] Nasa
My wife wore these clothes.
[13:38] Nasa
W-Would she get mad if I touched them?
[13:41] Nasa
I mean, it's not underwear.
[13:43] Nasa
And even if it was, she did just
leave it out in the open.
[13:49] Nasa
Oh, y'know, if she's
going to the laundromat,
[13:52] ---
I should probably go and
put these in some bags.
[13:55] Nasa
I-I guess I have to! It'll save time!
[13:59] Nasa
Boy, I sure am a considerate husband!
[14:07] Kaname
Wow, I guess you're a man after all, Senpai.
[14:11] Nasa
K-Kaname-chan?! When did you come in?!
[14:13] Kaname
Around the point you started
that farce of a monologue!
[14:17] Nasa
Wait, I thought you went with Tsukasa-chan!
[14:20] Kaname
I got the feeling I was missing
a show, so I came back!
[14:24] Nasa
Y-Your instincts are scary sharp.
[14:26] Kaname
I gotta say, it's a relief to see that
[14:29] ---
you actually do have the guts
to make a move sometimes.
[14:32] Kaname
Can't wait to see what happens tonight!
[14:37] Nasa
Now I definitely can't make any moves!
[14:41] Nasa
A net?
[14:42] Tsukasa
Yeah. Women's underwear
can be pretty delicate.
[14:46] Tsukasa
So you put them in a net before washing them.
[14:48] Nasa
I see.
[14:49] Tsukasa
You can't tell it's underwear
when it's in there, right?
[14:52] Nasa
Living with a girl is teaching
me a lot I didn't know.
[14:58] Nasa
Here we are. This is the the
laundromat the Arisugawas run.
[15:02] Tsukasa
I didn't know they ran a place like this, too.
[15:04] Nasa
Laundromats offer a pretty good return
on relatively low cost, after all.
[15:08] Nasa
Let's load up the clothes.
[15:10] Tsukasa
Right.
[15:13] Nasa
It's kind of strange to see our
clothes being washed together, huh?
[15:19] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah...
[15:21] Nasa
It's kind of rare to see you in a
track suit like this, Tsukasa-chan.
[15:26] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah...
[15:28] Tsukasa
Just... don't look too close. It's embarrassing.
[15:32] Nasa
Why?
[15:34] Tsukasa
Well... since I lost a few in the fire,
[15:39] Tsukasa
the underwear that's being washed
right now is... everything.
[15:44] Nasa
What?! You're not wearing any underwear?!
[15:47] Tsukasa
Hey! Don't shout it like that!
[15:50] Nasa
Th-Then... there's nothing
on under that track suit?
[15:54] Tsukasa
Th-That's right.
[15:57] Tsukasa
So... don't look too closely.
[16:00] Nasa
Crap! My wife is being super cute!
[16:03] Nasa
I want to hug her and kiss her right now!
[16:06] Nasa
But it feels like Kaname-chan
will show up if I do...
[16:09] Nasa
But she's so cute!
[16:11] ---
I want to hug my braless,
pantyless wife so much!
[16:15] Nasa
But still...
[16:16] Nasa
In that case, let's compromise!
[16:20] Tsukasa
Wait, why'd you take a picture?!
[16:23] Nasa
Well... it felt like kind of a waste.
[16:26] Tsukasa
A waste of what, exactly?!
[16:27] Nasa
It's like... I managed to pull an
Ultra-Rare variant of my wife.
[16:32] Nasa
Excuse me?!
[16:35] Kaname
I think you should probably go
buy some clothes for your wife!
[16:39] Nasa
Why?
[16:40] Kaname
What do you mean, why?
[16:42] ---
Most of her clothes went
up in the fire, remember?
[16:45] (Flashback) Kaname
The underwear that's being washed
right now is... everything.
[16:51] Nasa
B-But we did the laundry,
[16:53] ---
so it should be fine for a while, right?
[16:55] Kaname
Stupid!
[16:57] Kaname
A girl can't maintain her girliness
without buying some new clothes.
[17:01] Kaname
Cute girls only stay cute through
their diligent efforts to do so!
[17:07] Kaname
Understand?! The moment you stop
supporting her efforts to be cute,
[17:11] Kaname
she stops being your cute wife
and becomes your friendly roommate!
[17:16] Kaname
You okay with that, Senpai?!
[17:22] Tsukasa
Clothes shopping?
[17:24] Tsukasa
I guess you do always wear
the same sweatshirt.
[17:28] Nasa
Not for me!
[17:30] Tsukasa
For me?
[17:31] Nasa
Right. You lost stuff in the fire, right?
[17:34] Tsukasa
Now that you mention it,
[17:35] ---
the summer clothes and pajamas
I left behind are all gone now.
[17:39] Tsukasa
But are you sure?
[17:40] ---
Women's clothes can be kind of expensive.
[17:43] Nasa
I-It'll be perfectly fine!
[17:45] Nasa
Plus, I want to see my wife look cute
in a bunch of different outfits!
[17:49] Tsukasa
I'm curious, darling. Where do
you normally buy your clothes?
[17:54] Nasa
The clothes section of a department store.
[17:57] Tsukasa
Okay, let's go to Harajuku, then.
[18:06] Nasa
So many clothes...
[18:08] Tsukasa
That's Harajuku for you.
[18:10] Tsukasa
I'll try on a few outfits.
Tell me what you think.
[18:14] Nasa
S-Sure!
[18:21] Tsukasa
Wh-What do you think?
[18:23] Nasa
My wife looks good in anything!
[18:26] Tsukasa
Well, does it suit me?
[18:28] Nasa
It does! You're really cute!
[18:30] Tsukasa
Thanks.
[18:33] Nasa
It's cute... really cute, but...
[18:36] Nasa
I-I think... it might be a little... revealing.
[18:41] Nasa
I know clothes for summer are like that,
[18:43] ---
but the idea of another guy seeing
so much of you is... kinda...
[18:48] Tsukasa
You're more possessive
than I thought, Nasa-kun.
[18:52] Tsukasa
Then can you pick some out for me?
[18:54] ---
Huh?
[18:55] Tsukasa
Some clothes you think would look cute on me.
[19:00] Nasa
Got it! I'll go pick some out!
[19:15] Tsukasa
You've got surprisingly girly taste, darling.
[19:18] Nasa
Y-You look really cute, though!
[19:21] Tsukasa
Oh, I know we came for clothes, but...
[19:26] Tsukasa
I want to get some underwear, too.
Is that okay?
[19:32] Nasa
U-Um... are men allowed in this section?
[19:37] Tsukasa
Well, I would think so.
[19:38] Nasa
B-But...
[19:43] Nasa
It feels like I could get
arrested just for standing here.
[19:45] Tsukasa
Don't worry so much.
[19:47] Tsukasa
You won't look suspicious as
long as you're holding my hand.
[19:50] Tsukasa
Come on!
[19:53] Nasa
Thanks...
[19:54] Nasa
There really is a huge selection
of women's underwear, though.
[19:57] Tsukasa
I guess you're right.
[19:59] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan is going to be wearing
whatever she chooses, right?
[20:05] Nasa
I wonder what it's gonna be...
[20:11] Tsukasa
On second thought, I should
pick them out myself.
[20:14] Nasa
I've been cut loose!
[20:15] Nasa
Wait! If you leave me alone,
I'm gonna get arrested!
[20:19] Tsukasa
It's fine.
[20:20] ---
Just don't look suspicious...
[20:21] Tsukasa
Well, that's super suspicious-looking.
[20:24] Tsukasa
Okay, sit here.
[20:26] Tsukasa
Just make a face that screams,
"I'm tagging along with my wife,"
[20:30] ---
and you'll be fine.
[20:31] Nasa
I-I will?
[20:33] Tsukasa
Just give me a second, okay?
[20:35] ---
Okay.
[20:39] Nasa
I wonder... how much does
women's underwear cost, anyway?
SIGN 5 Digits
[20:46] Nasa
Th-That much?!
[20:48] Nasa
No wonder they put them in
nets to wash them carefully.
SIGN Bra
SIGN Panty
SIGN Total
SIGN Credit
SIGN Change
[20:51] Nasa
They're not all super expensive, I guess...
[20:55] Nasa
But are you sure you want such cheap ones?
[20:57] Tsukasa
Of course. They're ultimately
disposable, after all.
[21:00] Tsukasa
I appreciate this.
[21:02] ---
I managed to get lots of cute
underwear, thanks to you.
[21:05] Nasa
That's great.
[21:07] Tsukasa
And you didn't even get arrested.
[21:11] Nasa
But we're married...
[21:14] ---
So will I get to see my wife
in her underwear someday?
[21:19] Nasa
H-Hey...
[21:22] Tsukasa
What's wrong, darling?
[21:24] Nasa
Well... i-if I asked to see... then...
[21:30] Nasa
would you show me what you look
like in your cute underwear?
[21:38] Tsukasa
I guess... as much as you want.
[21:43] Tsukasa
N-Now, let's go get some clothes for you!
[21:46] Nasa
Y-Yeah! Let's get me some clothes!
[21:48] Tsukasa
R-R-Right! S-Stylish ones! Right?!
[21:51] Nasa
Yeah s-s-s-stylish style!
[21:54] Nasa
We were both so embarrassed,
we dropped the subject immediately.
[21:55] Tsukasa
I wonder what you'll look good in!
[21:58] Nasa
I wonder...
[21:59] Nasa
Stylish ones!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, you want to take
a detour on the way home today?
[23:33] Tsukasa
Your voice is trembling, darling.
[23:36] Tsukasa
And you're sweating an awful lot.
[23:38] Nasa
I-I dunno about that!
[23:41] Tsukasa
I wonder what you've got up your sleeve.
E10 - The Way Home
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[00:11] Nasa
When she showed me to this unit...
[00:13] (Flashback) Kaname
This building used to be where my
stupid dad did all his nerd crap.
[00:18] (Flashback) Kaname
There are all kinds of things
he had in storage,
[00:21] (Flashback) ---
so feel free to use anything you need.
[00:24] Nasa
And as grateful as I am for that,
[00:30] Nasa
once it's all out in the open...
[00:33] Nasa
It makes the room look
really old-fashioned.
[00:40] Nasa
C-Can I help with anything?
[00:42] Tsukasa
Well, if you want to help...
[00:45] Tsukasa
Can you get really good and hungry?
[00:48] Nasa
S-Sure!
SIGN Rumble
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN The Way Home
[02:25] Nasa
Wow! Tonkatsu!
[02:27] Nasa
I didn't know people made this at home.
[02:29] Tsukasa
It's a fair bit of work, but yeah.
[02:32] (Flashback) Kanoko
You don't fry it, you buy it!
[02:34] (Flashback) Kanoko
That's the Yuzaki family motto!
[02:36] Nasa
That's what my mom always said,
so the idea never occurred to me.
[02:39] Tsukasa
I'm not sure I want to
inherit that family motto.
[02:41] Nasa
Oh, well! Time to eat!
[02:44] Nasa
Huh? I didn't see a rice
cooker in this place.
[02:48] Nasa
How'd you make the rice?
[02:50] Tsukasa
What do you mean?
[02:51] ---
There was a ceramic pot, so I used that.
[02:53] Nasa
Huh? You can cook rice in a pot?!
[02:56] Tsukasa
The human race was doing it that
way for hundreds of years, y'know.
[03:00] Tsukasa
Come on, eat up before it gets cold.
[03:03] Nasa
R-Right. I will.
[03:08] Nasa
So good! What is this?! The pork is juicy!
[03:12] Tsukasa
I'm glad!
[03:13] Nasa
Is this some special kind of pork?
[03:16] Tsukasa
Nope. It was on sale at the supermarket.
[03:19] Tsukasa
If you start at a lower temperature,
[03:20] ---
then re-fry it at a high temperature,
[03:22] Tsukasa
the outside becomes nice and crispy
while the inside stays juicy.
[03:27] Nasa
It honestly tastes so good
that I could eat it every day!
[03:30] Tsukasa
Every day might be overdoing it,
but let me know when you want it again.
[03:34] Tsukasa
Listen up, darling.
[03:36] Tsukasa
The thing about tonkatsu...
[03:38] ---
is that the people who are able
to eat it whenever they want
[03:39] ---
Tonkatsu King
[03:41] ---
are the best kind of people.
[03:42] Nasa
I don't know what that's all about,
[03:44] ---
but she sounds very passionate about tonkatsu.
[03:47] Nasa
The sauce is pretty great, too.
[03:50] Tsukasa
Oh, I also made that.
[03:52] Nasa
Th-The sauce, too?!
[03:54] Tsukasa
I want to cook you all kinds of things...
[03:57] Tsukasa
so your tongue will be for my personal use.
[04:04] Tsukasa
Now, come on, eat up while it's still hot!
[04:07] Nasa
R-Right!
[04:09] Nasa
Sh-She's right.
[04:11] ---
I'm going to eat more of her cooking for
the rest of my life than anything else!
[04:17] Nasa
My wife's home cooking...
[04:21] Nasa
Thanks for the food!
[04:22] Tsukasa
I'm glad you liked it.
[04:25] Nasa
Let me help you!
[04:27] Tsukasa
Don't worry about it.
[04:29] Tsukasa
Why don't you watch some TV, darling?
[04:32] Nasa
I guess I will, then.
[04:36] Nasa
Huh? There's no picture.
[04:39] Nasa
Wait, there it is. I guess
that's how CRT TVs work.
[04:44] Kaname
Senpai!
[04:46] Nasa
Kaname-chan? What's up?
[04:48] Kaname
We got one of these from a guest,
[04:51] ---
and I was wondering if
you two wanted in on it.
[04:53] Nasa
Wow, muskmelon! Thanks!
[04:55] Tsukasa
It looks so good!
[04:57] Kaname
I'd better get going, then.
[04:58] Nasa
Already?
[05:00] Kaname
I'd hate to get in your way, y'know.
[05:02] Kaname
Feel free to enjoy yourselves all night long!
[05:04] Kaname
Don't worry, I don't think the sound
carries all the way to the house.
[05:08] Nasa
Uh, K-Kaname-chan?!
[05:11] Kaname
Goodnight!
[05:14] Nasa
I wonder what she was going on about...
[05:18] Tsukasa
S-Since she left it for us,
[05:20] ---
maybe we should go ahead and cut the melon?
[05:22] Nasa
G-Good idea!
[05:26] Nasa
These melons are kind of...
majestic-looking, aren't they?
[05:29] Tsukasa
Agreed.
[05:30] Nasa
Let's go ahead...
[05:36] Nasa
So sweet!
[05:38] Tsukasa
So good!
[05:40] Nasa
I'm really impressed!
[05:42] ---
I didn't know melon was so good.
[05:44] Tsukasa
Seriously.
[05:45] Nasa
To give us such a tasty melon...
[05:47] ---
Kaname-chan and the guest
who left it are both really nice.
[05:50] Tsukasa
We'll have to do something nice for her.
[05:53] Nasa
Being able to just kick back and eat
melon with you like this is great.
[05:56] Tsukasa
I think so, too.
[05:59] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan...
[06:01] Nasa
Say "ahh."
[06:04] Tsukasa
U-Um, I don't know about
doing that sort of thing...
SIGN Blush
SIGN Blush
[06:09] Nasa
She's embarrassed! That's so cute!
SIGN Blush
SIGN Blush
[06:12] Nasa
But remember how you fed me the
lime udon back at the service area?
[06:15] Tsukasa
That was just because I wanted you to taste it.
[06:19] Nasa
But it's just the two of us right now...
[06:22] Nasa
And there are all kinds of
embarrassing things I want to try!
[06:32] Tsukasa
Ahh...
[06:42] Nasa
I-Is it good?
[06:45] Tsukasa
It was very good.
[06:49] ---
What?
[06:50] Nasa
A new place for us to move into?
[06:52] Nasa
Okay. Okay.
[06:55] Nasa
Understood!
[06:56] Kaname
Who was that?
[06:58] Nasa
My former landlord.
[07:00] Nasa
He asked if I was interested in moving
into the new place he's having built.
[07:03] Kaname
Aw, you're moving out already?
[07:06] Nasa
No, it's not decided yet.
[07:09] Nasa
But we can't impose on
your family indefinitely.
[07:13] Kaname
Yeah, living here probably
makes it hard to get it on.
[07:16] Nasa
Were you even listening to me?!
[07:18] Kaname
But maybe thought of me watching
would add a little extra spice to it!
[07:24] Nasa
I-I-I'm not into that!
[07:27] ---
Huh?
[07:28] Tsukasa
A new apartment?
[07:30] Nasa
Well, it turns out
[07:31] ---
a new apartment building is going to go
up on the lot where ours burned down.
[07:35] Nasa
And he offered to let us move in without
any security deposit or initial fee,
[07:39] Nasa
along with keeping the
same rent I had before!
[07:42] Tsukasa
That's quite a deal.
[07:44] Nasa
There's supposed to be a model room, too.
[07:46] ---
Do you want to check it out today?
[07:48] Tsukasa
Sure.
[07:53] Tsukasa
The model room for our new
apartment... is in this place?
[07:56] Tsukasa
And he said you'd be paying the same rent?
[07:58] Nasa
Yeah. 48,000 yen a month.
[08:01] Tsukasa
Is your landlord an oil baron or something?
[08:03] Nasa
I'm pretty sure the key and the map
I was given say this is the place.
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[08:07] Tsukasa
Someone probably made a mistake somewhere.
[08:10] Nasa
Well, since we're here, let's check it out.
[08:13] Nasa
I mean, when else are we going to get a
chance to go into such a fancy building?
[08:17] Tsukasa
I see. Pretending to be
celebrities, then, darling?
[08:21] Tsukasa
We shan't wait another moment, in that case!
[08:23] ---
Huh?!
[08:24] Nasa
"Shan't"?!
[08:28] Tsukasa
Look at how exquisite it is, darling!
[08:30] ---
The mark of any celebrity's apartment
building: a decorated hallway!
[08:33] Nasa
Wow...
[08:34] Nasa
And the doors are huge, too.
[08:37] Tsukasa
They definitely make an impression.
[08:39] Tsukasa
I bet over half the people
who live here are YouTubers!
[08:42] Tsukasa
I saw a video that said they have the best
hourly pay of any occupation in Japan!
[08:45] Nasa
I'm not sure how accurate that is.
[08:53] Nasa
I had no idea the view from a high-rise
apartment was so incredible.
[08:56] Tsukasa
The ceiling is really high, too.
[08:58] ---
Yeah.
[09:00] Tsukasa
Look, darling! You can look
outside from the bath!
[09:04] Nasa
You're right. I guess this is what
they call a bath with a view.
[09:11] Tsukasa
I can definitely see how this would
make someone feel like a winner.
[09:14] Nasa
T-True enough.
[09:16] Tsukasa
That said, I think I like the idea of a place
with a bath, even if it doesn't have a view.
[09:21] Nasa
That's right, the next place we
move to should have a bath.
[09:26] Nasa
Will that mean it's finally shared bathtime?!
[09:28] Nasa
Just a month a half! A month and a half
from now, my wife and I will—
[09:33] Tsukasa
You want to try getting in, darling?
[09:35] Nasa
Th-That's all right! I'm saving it for later!
[09:39] Tsukasa
It's huge!
[09:41] Nasa
I think that's a queen-size bed.
[09:43] Nasa
I guess you can get one like this
when you have so much space.
[09:46] Tsukasa
I guess so.
[09:48] Nasa
H-Hey, when we move into our new place...
[09:52] Nasa
Would you like to sleep in the same bed?
[09:56] Tsukasa
Uh, well...
[10:00] Tsukasa
I think...
[10:02] Tsukasa
I'd like that, too.
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From: Kijima (Landlord)
Subject: re: About the model room
To: (me)
Yuzaki Nasa-sama,
It's Kijima the landlord again. I apologize
for sending so many emails.
I wanted to let you know that there was
an error in the information I sent you about
the model room. I'm so sorry for the trouble.
I've attached the correct information.
Please refer to the file.
I apologize again for the mistake.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Kijima
[10:11] Nasa
Looks like that was the
wrong model room, after all.
[10:14] Tsukasa
That makes sense.
[10:16] Tsukasa
Still, I enjoyed having a look around.
[10:19] Nasa
I did, too.
[10:21] Nasa
I'll work hard so that we can live
in a place like that someday.
[10:24] Tsukasa
That sounds promising.
[10:26] Tsukasa
But...
[10:28] Tsukasa
If I'm being honest, I think I would
like any kind of place we lived in.
[10:32] Tsukasa
A big home would be something
I could take pride in,
[10:36] Tsukasa
and a small one would let me
feel your warmth up close.
[10:39] Tsukasa
In an older place, we could experience
all the little quirks together,
[10:42] Tsukasa
and in newer one, we'd be leaving traces
of our life together over time.
[10:45] Tsukasa
No matter where we live,
[10:47] ---
I'm sure there'll be some problems,
and some things we'll like about it.
[10:51] Tsukasa
Home is what you make of it, after all.
[10:54] Tsukasa
But I think that's why it doesn't
really matter that much...
[10:57] Tsukasa
Because wherever you are
is the place that I belong.
[11:03] Nasa
It's not just you.
[11:05] Tsukasa
Now, let's hit up the convenience
store on our way home!
[11:05] Nasa
I'm pretty sure that's the case for me, too!
[11:19] Kaname
My name is Arisugawa Kaname.
[11:21] Kaname
I'm 15 years old, in my first year of
high school, and I work at a bathhouse.
[11:26] Kaname
My mornings start early.
[11:28] I'm up at 5
I'm up at 5:30 to get the place ready to open.
[11:31] I'm up at 5
And I do it every day!
[11:34] I'm up at 5
But because I've got my act together,
it's never a problem!
[11:38] I'm up at 5
I am so amazing! A real go-getter!
[11:41] I'm up at 5
But balancing things out with school
does have its difficulties.
[11:47] Tsukasa
Need some help?
[11:48] Kaname
Oh, Tsukasa-san.
[11:51] Tsukasa
Would you like me to help?
[11:53] Kaname
No, that's okay!
[11:55] ---
A young lady shouldn't be cleaning up a
bathhouse first thing in the morning!
[11:59] Tsukasa
You're... younger than I am, though.
[12:01] Kaname
Stare...
[12:03] Kaname
This is Yuzaki Tsukasa-san,
[12:05] ---
the wife of the person
I respect more than anyone else.
[12:09] Kaname
Some stuff happened, and right
now they're living with us.
[12:12] Kaname
But to be honest, I don't really
know what she's like yet.
[12:16] Tsukasa
Do you always clean up by
yourself every morning?
[12:18] Kaname
Uh, yeah, I guess.
[12:21] Kaname
While I'm at school, my mom runs things.
[12:24] Tsukasa
I see. You're a really hard worker.
[12:28] Tsukasa
I think I misspoke when
I asked if you wanted my help.
[12:33] Tsukasa
I hate the idea of just imposing on
you without giving anything back.
[12:37] Tsukasa
I'm not Nasa-kun. I haven't
known your family for very long.
[12:42] Tsukasa
So I'd really appreciate it
if you'd let me help you out.
[12:47] Kaname
I might not know much about her yet...
[12:49] Kaname
but that smile is practically cheating.
[12:52] Kaname
Okay, then! You can help
me clean the place up.
[12:56] Tsukasa
Thank you.
[13:00] Kaname
Y'know, calling you Tsukasa-san feels kind
of formal, now that I think about it.
[13:04] Kaname
So...
[13:06] Kaname
Can I call you Tsukassan instead?
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[13:12] Tsukasa
I'd like that!
[13:13] Tsukasa
What should I call you, then?
[13:15] Tsukasa
Kana-san?
[13:16] Kaname
Y-You can just call me Kaname!
[13:21] Tsukasa
I'd be glad to, Kaname.
[13:23] Kaname
In that case, Tsukassan,
let's start cleaning up.
[13:26] Kaname
You'll want to hit any spots
that this robot can't reach.
[13:30] Tsukasa
A robot?
[13:31] Tsukasa
Wow, I didn't know they sold these.
[13:33] Kaname
They actually don't.
[13:35] Kaname
Senpai took a store-bought
cleaning unit and customized it.
[13:39] Kaname
He also set up an automated
bucket-cleaner for us.
[13:44] Kaname
According to him...
[13:46] Both
"The key is innovating!"
[13:48] (Flashback) Nasa
You need to design revolutionary
ideas that redefine the system!
[13:52] Kaname
And he went on to come up with all
kinds of innovations for the bathhouse.
[13:57] Kaname
I personally think he might be the reincarnation
of a certain armor-clad businessman.
[14:02] Kaname
That said, there are plenty of spots the robot
can't get to, like the walls and the drains.
[14:07] Kaname
I'll handle the women's bath.
[14:09] Kaname
If you could handle the
men's bath, Tsukassan.
[14:11] Tsukasa
Roger.
[14:15] Kaname
Now, let's see what one of these modern
girls knows about cleaning a bath!
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[14:26] Kaname
Have you done this before?
[14:28] Tsukasa
Not exactly.
[14:29] Tsukasa
But I have to say, I'm impressed.
[14:31] Tsukasa
Even with the robot,
[14:33] ---
cleaning every corner takes a ton of work,
[14:35] Tsukasa
and some spots are so soiled that
many would hesitate to clean them.
[14:38] Tsukasa
This is no easy job.
[14:40] ---
You really deserve respect
for doing this every day.
[14:43] Tsukasa
You're honestly amazing.
[14:46] Kaname
I think I'm starting to understand
why Senpai likes her.
[14:53] Tsukasa
You actually use firewood
in this day and age?
[14:55] Kaname
It can use oil too, but this is cheaper.
[14:59] Kaname
And thanks to Senpai upgrading all
the piping to modern standards,
[15:03] ---
the heat retention is really good.
[15:05] Tsukasa
He did that, too?
[15:07] Kaname
This bathhouse is full of
systems he's responsible for.
[15:10] Kaname
It's thanks to him that our family
business was able to recover.
[15:15] Kaname
Come to think of it,
I should've said this sooner...
[15:20] Kaname
I'm really grateful to you
for saving Senpai's life.
[15:26] Kaname
If you hadn't risked your life to save him...
[15:28] ---
The thought of Senpai being gone...
[15:32] Kaname
I can never thank you enough, really.
[15:36] Tsukasa
I'm glad I was able to save him, too.
[15:40] Tsukasa
That truck was coming up so fast...
[15:46] Tsukasa
I wondered if he was trying to kill himself.
[15:49] Tsukasa
And I ended up moving before I could think.
[15:52] Kaname
And you weren't hurt, Tsukassan?
[15:54] Tsukasa
Of course I was!
[15:55] ---
My head was split open,
and I had broken bones.
[15:59] Tsukasa
But I'm still glad I was able to save him...
[16:02] Tsukasa
To save the person I would come
to love more than anything else.
[16:08] Kaname
Senpai's a lucky guy!
[16:10] Tsukasa
I completely agree.
[16:17] Kaname
All right, Tsukassan, I'm heading out!
[16:20] Tsukasa
Have a safe trip!
[16:21] Kaname
See you later!
[16:25] Nasa
Good morning, Tsukasa-chan.
[16:27] Tsukasa
Good morning, darling.
[16:29] Nasa
When did you and Kaname-chan
become such good friends?
[16:32] Tsukasa
It's only natural we would.
[16:34] ---
Huh?
[16:35] Tsukasa
Because we both care about the same person.
[16:38] ---
Wha?
[16:40] Tsukasa
Come on, let's have breakfast.
[16:44] Aya
Th-This is bad!
[16:46] Aya
My position as big sister
is being reduced to nothing!
[16:49] Aya
I don't factor into daily life!
[16:50] Aya
I'm not even going to have
a route in the main game.
[16:52] Aya
I'll be stuck in a spin-off!
[16:55] Tsukasa
What do you like, Nasa-kun?
[17:00] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan!
[17:01] Tsukasa
Not what I meant...
[17:03] Tsukasa
I mean what you like to eat!
Your favorite food.
[17:06] Nasa
Oh, food.
[17:08] Tsukasa
And not your all-purpose-hotpot from before.
[17:12] Nasa
In that case, I ran a behavior analysis once.
[17:15] Tsukasa
Behavior analysis?
[17:16] Nasa
I altered independent variables to track
[17:18] ---
how much the dependent variables would vary,
[17:21] ---
to check things out mathematically.
[17:23] Tsukasa
This is sounding really complicated,
considering how simple the question was.
[17:27] Nasa
And the conclusion I came to...
[17:28] Nasa
was curry!
[17:30] Tsukasa
That's a pretty straightforward conclusion.
[17:32] Nasa
Yep!
[17:33] Tsukasa
I see.
[17:34] Tsukasa
But in that case, we don't
have the ingredients...
[17:38] Nasa
Is this about tomorrow's dinner?
[17:40] Tsukasa
Yeah. But we don't have any curry powder,
[17:43] ---
so I'm thinking about going to get some.
[17:44] Nasa
I'll go with you, then.
[17:46] Tsukasa
Why? I'm just running to the supermarket.
[17:49] Nasa
It'll make a nice evening stroll!
[17:51] Nasa
Together.
[17:55] Mom
Hey, where are you two going?
[17:57] Tsukasa
Out for an evening stroll.
[17:59] Nasa
To buy some curry powder.
[18:00] Mom
Oh, I see.
[18:03] Mom
Nasa-kun, come here.
[18:06] Nasa
What is it?
[18:08] Mom
Since you're going out, you might want to
take the route that goes by Otogi Park.
[18:11] Nasa
But why?
[18:12] Mom
There's no one over there at this hour,
[18:14] Mom
so it's the perfect spot
to do all kinds of things!
[18:17] Nasa
All kinds of things?!
[18:18] Nasa
B-But I wasn't planing on doing anything!
[18:22] Mom
Oh, you! You're married,
so what's the problem?
[18:24] Mom
It's important for married couples
to spice things up sometimes!
[18:27] Nasa
I-I-I don't think we need extra spice yet!
[18:30] Nasa
Good grief! Now I think I see how
Kaname-chan ended up the way she is.
[18:34] Tsukasa
What are you talking about?
[18:36] Nasa
Nothing! Just discussing the trade
troubles between America and China!
[18:39] Tsukasa
That's a pretty complex subject
to discuss before an errand.
[18:42] Nasa
C-Come on, Tsukasa-chan!
[18:46] ---
O-Okay...
[18:47] Mom
Be safe out there!
[18:52] Tsukasa
We managed to get the curry powder, but...
[18:55] Nasa
We worked up an appetite
while wandering around...
[18:58] Tsukasa
...and ended up bringing a snack back.
[19:00] Nasa
Well, things like this are part of
the fun of taking an evening stroll.
[19:05] Nasa
It's so warm!
[19:07] Tsukasa
And it's still cold at night,
so it helps you warm up.
[19:13] Tsukasa
An evening stroll can be a lot of fun.
[19:15] Nasa
I agree.
[19:17] Nasa
If we were a high school couple,
[19:19] ---
we'd have to worry about our
parents waiting at the door.
[19:22] Tsukasa
But we're married, so we don't.
[19:25] Tsukasa
Also, why exactly are we walking
where there are no other people?
[19:29] (Flashback) Mom
There's no one out over there at this hour,
[19:31] (Flashback) Mom
so it's the perfect spot
to do all kinds of things!
[19:34] Nasa
I-It's a total coincidence, I assure you!
[19:37] Tsukasa
Really?
[19:38] Nasa
It r-r-r-really is!
[19:41] Tsukasa
What exactly were you planning
to do with a girl like me
[19:45] ---
in a dark, deserted place like this?
[19:47] Nasa
K-Kiss you!
[19:49] Nasa
I was planning to kiss you.
[19:52] Tsukasa
I s-see...
[19:55] Tsukasa
That's a very manly assertion, darling.
[19:57] Nasa
Yes! I didn't want to lie!
[19:59] Tsukasa
I see. That's quite admirable.
[20:02] Nasa
That being the case...
[20:02] Tsukasa
Now, hang on a second!
[20:04] Nasa
Why?
[20:05] Tsukasa
W-Well...
[20:07] Tsukasa
That meat bun had a lot of garlic in it.
[20:12] Nasa
I don't care about the garlic!
[20:14] ---
We're married for one thing,
plus, I ate one, too!
[20:16] Tsukasa
Even so, I'm self-conscious about it!
[20:19] Tsukasa
So I think I'll have to
take a rain check for today.
[20:24] Nasa
I should've gotten us red bean buns.
[20:27] Nasa
Or maybe grilled sweet potatoes...
[20:30] Tsukasa
But...
[20:31] Tsukasa
It's so quiet.
[20:34] Tsukasa
Kind of like you and I are the
only ones in the whole wide world.
[20:40] Nasa
She might not want a kiss, but...
[20:50] Nasa
Oh, shoot!
[20:52] ---
I just wanted to hug her gently, but I
ended up panicking and jumping onto her!
[20:56] Nasa
But... my wife... is shockingly soft!
[21:01] Nasa
Are all girls this soft?
Or is Tsukasa-chan special?!
[21:06] Tsukasa
I-If you grab me from behind,
[21:09] ---
you'll scare me.
[21:11] Nasa
Sorry. I wanted to go more slowly, but...
[21:16] Tsukasa
Honestly...
[21:19] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan...
[21:21] Nasa
How are you enjoying life,
being married to me?
[21:25] Tsukasa
How am I...? What brought on this question?
[21:29] Nasa
I just felt like asking.
[21:34] Tsukasa
I'm learning a lot of new things every day.
[21:39] Tsukasa
Sometimes it's funny,
and sometimes it's frustrating,
[21:42] ---
and there are moments like now
where I'm really excited...
[21:46] Tsukasa
It feels like I'm learning about all
kinds of emotions for the first time.
[21:51] Tsukasa
I think that I'm going to learn all kinds
of new feelings thanks to you, Nasa-kun.
[21:59] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan...
[22:04] Nasa
Your body is so slender and hot.
[22:09] Tsukasa
It's hot right now because of you.
[22:13] Nasa
I've never felt like this before.
[22:17] Tsukasa
Neither have I.
[22:21] Tsukasa
I'm going through so many
new firsts, thanks to you.
[22:25] Tsukasa
I think all these new beginnings
I'm experiencing are yours.
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[23:30] Aya
All the cool, hip modern kids have
gaming parties with their friends!
[23:34] Chitose
So why exactly am I here?
[23:36] Aya
Incidentally, the winner will receive
a special favor from Nasa-kun!
[23:40] Chitose
Count me in!
[23:41] Aya
Yay! I just love a girl who knows
how to get with the program!
E11 - Friends
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[00:11] Chitose
The apartment's gone!
[00:12] Char
Wow, very sharp observation!
[00:15] Chitose
What is this?! Where'd Nee-sama go?!
[00:18] Chitose
Has her entire home gone missing this time?!
[00:20] Aur
I asked some of the locals, and they
said the whole place burned down.
[00:24] Chitose
A fire?!
[00:25] Chitose
I'm sure Nee-sama is fine,
but what about that Nasa guy?
[00:28] Aur
It seems to have happened while they
were in Nara, so he should be fine.
[00:32] Nasa
I-I see.
[00:34] Aur
"Chitose was relieved to
find out he was unharmed."
[00:37] Aur
"What she didn't realize was that these
were the first stirrings of love."
[00:42] Chitose
Don't frame my thoughts
with your faulty narration!
[00:44] Aur
Feisty as ever, I see!
[00:47] Chitose
Look, what we need to do is
find Nee-sama and find her now!
[00:50] Chitose
Honestly, what is it with her and disappearing?
[00:54] Chitose
She's right there!
[00:56] Tsukasa
Oh, it's Chitose.
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[02:28] Tsukasa
O-Oh, it's Chitose.
[02:30] Chitose
What's the meaning of this, Nee-sama?!
[02:33] Tsukasa
Well...
[02:34] Tsukasa
We were out of detergent,
so I bought some more.
[02:37] Chitose
That is not what I meant!
[02:39] Chitose
Your house is gone!
[02:41] Chitose
That's what I was asking about!
[02:44] Tsukasa
Oh, that. It was really a huge shock.
[02:47] Tsukasa
Well, see ya.
[02:49] Chitose
Explain what happened!
[02:50] Chitose
And actually, where are you living
if your place burned down?!
[02:55] Tsukasa
Well, I mean...
[02:58] Tsukasa
Right here.
[02:59] Chitose
What?! Isn't this...
[03:01] Chitose
You're living in a park now?
[03:03] Tsukasas
I sure am. You'd be surprised
how cold it can get at night.
[03:08] Tsukasas
Hop inside for a sec. I do have
gas and electricity, at least.
[03:12] Chitose
You have gas in this... thing?!
[03:15] Chitose
Actually, even if you do get gas,
you probably aren't allowed to use it.
[03:22] Chitose
Ugh! Where'd you go this time?!
[03:26] Aur
She really is gullible.
[03:29] Tsukasa
I'm home.
[03:30] Nasa
Welcome back.
[03:36] Tsukasa
That's a lot of stuff, isn't it?
[03:38] Tsukasa
And I see a few select treasures.
[03:43] Tsukasa
What's wrong, darling?
[03:45] Nasa
I was just wondering what this is.
[03:47] Tsukasa
You don't know? It's a takoyaki plate.
[03:50] Nasa
Wait, what does it have to do with takoyaki?
[03:53] Tsukasa
Well, you use it to grill takoyaki, of course.
[03:56] Nasa
Wow, really? So this is
how you make takoyaki?
[04:01] Tsukasa
Darling, to be as smart as you are,
[04:03] ---
there are certain things that
you're pretty ignorant about.
[04:05] Tsukasa
Since you found it, do you
want to have takoyaki tonight?
[04:09] Nasa
Really?!
[04:10] Tsukasa
It's pretty simple to make.
[04:12] Nasa
In that case, let's do the thing!
[04:14] Tsukasa
What thing?
[04:15] Nasa
The favorite pastime of cool young people!
[04:18] Nasa
A tako party!
[04:20] Kaname
A takoyaki party?
[04:22] Tsukasa
Since you've been kind enough to put us up,
[04:24] ---
I thought I'd ask you about it.
[04:25] Tsukasa
It won't be just takoyaki, of course.
[04:28] Kaname
That sounds good to me!
[04:31] Nasa
All cool young people love a
good tako party! Tako party!
[04:35] Kaname
I'm wondering where you got that idea...
[04:37] Tsukasa
There's also the fact that I
haven't talked with Aya much,
[04:41] Tsukasa
so I thought this would be a nice
chance to get to know her better.
[04:45] Kaname
Well, I don't mind, but...
[04:48] Nasa
But what?
[04:49] Kaname
Remember Aya-nee's whole situation?
[04:52] Kaname
About you and the marriage.
[04:55] Nasa
R-Right...
[04:56] Kaname
So I'm honestly not sure how
she feels about Tsukassan.
[05:02] Chitose
I have you now, Nee-sama!
[05:04] Tsukasa
Chitose? And here I thought I'd lost you.
[05:08] Chitose
Why would you even try to?
[05:10] Tsukasa
Because I thought it'd be a
pain if you knew where I lived.
[05:13] Chitose
Isn't that kind of mean?
[05:14] Chitose
What is this place, anyway?
[05:17] Kaname
It's that most public of
gathering places, a bathhouse.
[05:20] Chitose
And you are?
[05:21] Kaname
The lady in charge around here,
Arisugawa Kaname.
[05:25] Chitose
Well, what is Nee-sama doing here?
[05:27] Kaname
The Yuzakis are living here!
[05:31] Chitose
She lives here?
[05:34] Tsukasa
Yep, that's right.
[05:37] Tsukasa
I've been sleeping here, like this.
[05:40] Chitose
In a place like this...
with milk bottles for a pillow?!
[05:45] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, you shouldn't
lie to her like that.
[05:47] Nasa
Chitose-chan's really gullible.
[05:51] Chitose
Seriously, where do you live?
[05:53] Tsukasa
The building out back.
[05:55] Char
Wow, this place is really something!
[05:58] Aur
I've never been in a bathhouse before!
[06:01] Char
Hey, is it okay if we go in?
[06:03] Chitose
That's not what we're here for!
[06:06] Kaname
Now, now, don't be like that.
[06:08] Kaname
If you refresh yourself with a bath,
[06:09] ---
you'll have a cooler head
for your discussion.
[06:12] Chitose
R-Really?
[06:14] Char
Then let's all jump in!
[06:18] Chitose
"Service, service."
[06:20] Char
Your skin is so smooth!
[06:23] Aur
Hey! No touching!
[06:29] Aur
Get a move on.
[06:35] Aur
I-I can take another five minutes...
[06:46] Aur
What a wonderful bath!
[06:47] Char
We should come again!
[06:49] Chitose
I think so!
[06:50] Chitose
See you next time!
[06:52] Kaname
Bye, now!
[06:55] Chitose
Wait, no!
[06:56] Kaname
She's pretty fun.
[06:58] Tsukasa
Sometimes.
[06:59] Kaname
The bath was nice, though, right?
[07:01] Chitose
Well, certainly!
[07:03] Chitose
Wait, that's a totally different matter!
[07:06] Chitose
Anyway!
[07:07] Chitose
Does that mean you're living
here as a guest, Nee-sama?
[07:10] Tsukasa
That's right.
[07:10] Chitose
If you're going to be staying
at a place like this—
[07:13] Kaname
What's that supposed to mean?
[07:15] Chitose
No, I didn't mean anything bad by it!
[07:17] Chitose
Honestly, I didn't!
[07:18] ---
This is a really wonderful bathhouse!
[07:21] Aur
She's so weak!
[07:22] Chitose
But I'm saying, if you're
going to impose on someone,
[07:25] ---
why not do it at my place?!
[07:28] Tsukasa
Unfortunately, I just can't.
[07:32] CHitose
Why not, Nee-sama?! Why can't you?!
[07:35] CHitose
Do you really hate me that much?
[07:37] Tsukasa
The reason is...
[07:39] Tsukasa
This place has a Mega Drive.
[07:44] ---
Huh?
[07:45] Nasa
What kind of reason is that?
[07:47] Chitose
Wait, they have a MD here?
[07:50] Chitose
I-I guess I understand, then.
[07:52] Kaname
She does?
[07:54] Nasa
She seems to.
[07:55] Tsukasa
That's why I can't stay at your place!
[07:58] Chitose
Nee-sama, please!
[08:00] Kaname
Uh, what were they talking about again?
[08:04] Nasa
I think it just means they're all good friends.
[08:06] Chitose
Then we'll just buy a MD for the house!
[08:08] Chitose
There's bound to be plenty of
people selling them online!
[08:11] Tsukasa
Whoa, come on, now.
I-It's not just about the console.
[08:14] Tsukasa
D-Do you really think th-that'd
be enough to change my mind?
[08:18] Nasa
She seems like she's about to!
[08:20] Chitose
Then I'll get a Pippin and a
Laser Active while I'm at it!
[08:26] Chitose
I'll get a Pyuta, an SG-10000, even a P/ECE!
[08:30] Chitose
So just come and stay with me!
[08:33] Aya
Yes! I'd love to!
[08:38] Chitose
Who even are you?!
[08:39] Tsukasa
Aya...
[08:42] Kaname
This here is my older sister.
[08:44] Aya
I'm Aya, her big sister.
[08:45] Aya
It's nice to meet you!
[08:47] Aya
So when are you going to
get that Laser Active?!
[08:49] ---
I've always wanted to try one out!
[08:52] Kaname
Since we're all here, why don't
we all attend the tako party?
[08:55] Nasa
Oh, great idea!
[08:57] Nasa
We can use the tako party as a chance
to get to know each other better!
[09:00] Chitose
Tako... party?
[09:02] Aya
You mean like all the cool young people do?!
[09:05] Tsukasa
Sure. There'll be more
food than takoyaki, too.
[09:08] Tsukasa
But with this many people,
I'm going to need more groceries.
[09:12] Char
We had a feeling this might happen!
[09:13] Aur
Good thing we thought ahead.
[09:15] Kaname
Damn, I want a maid now.
[09:18] Aya
Who are they?
[09:19] Tsukasa
Yeah, this should actually be enough.
[09:22] Tsukasa
Darling, I'm going to head
back and start getting ready.
[09:26] Nasa
Sure. I'm looking forward to it.
[09:28] Aya
Can Tsukasa-san really cook?
[09:31] Kaname
Probably.
[09:32] Aya
I saw on TV that young people
nowadays can't cook at all!
[09:36] Aya
They don't even know the
"NaNiNuNeNo" of cooking!
SIGN Na - Natto
SIGN Ni - Nihonshu
SIGN Nu - Nuka (rice bran)
SIGN Ne - Negi (onions)
SIGN No - Nodoguro (blackthroat seaperch)
[09:39] Aya
So can she really cook?
[09:41] Kaname
I think you mean the "SaShiSuSeSo."
[09:43] Aya
This'll be a good chance to see if she's
good enough to be Nasa-kun's wife!
[09:49] Chitose
He's the one who's not good enough!
[09:51] Kaname
You're against them being married?
[09:55] Chitose
I'm not against it.
It's just that I don't accept it.
[09:58] Aya
Exactly! What kind of wife can't even cook?
[10:03] Kaname
And can you cook, Aya-nee?
[10:05] Aya
Of course not!
[10:07] ---
After all, I am a "young person nowadays"!
[10:09] Kaname
That's an airtight argument.
[10:11] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan's a great cook.
[10:14] Nasa
You don't need to worry.
[10:16] Aya
He's not exactly an objective judge!
[10:18] ---
We'll have to try it ourselves to be sure.
[10:19] Chitose
I know without trying it that
Nee-sama's cooking is fantastic.
[10:24] Kaname
I'm sorry about my sister here, Senpai.
[10:26] Kaname
I'll really rake her over the coals later.
[10:29] Nasa
I-It's okay. This is turning out
to be a crazy party, though.
[10:42] Tsukasa
I got a little into it and made
too much, so be sure to eat lots.
[10:45] Nasa
Now then, I'd like to
start this takoyaki party
[10:48] Nasa
to bring the Arisugawas, the Yuzakis, and
Chitose and her friends closer together!
[10:54] Everyone
Cheers!
[10:57] Chitose
Why am I joining in?
[10:58] Char
Oh, it's fine!
[11:01] Aya
You made all of this, Tsukasa-chan?
[11:03] Tsukasa
The maids helped, too.
[11:06] Aur
She was so on top of things,
all we really did was get the plates ready.
[11:10] Aya
Well, food is supposed to taste good,
not just look good!
[11:14] Aya
It tastes so good!
[11:16] ---
What the heck? It's like I'm at a restaurant!
[11:19] Tsukasa
There's plenty more, so eat up.
[11:23] Aya
This pasta, too! The aroma of the cheese really
hits you and makes it taste even better!
[11:27] Tsukasa
I see! I'm glad you can appreciate it!
[11:30] Tsukasa
You really know good food, Aya.
[11:33] Aya
You think so?
[11:35] Aya
Maybe I know food!
[11:38] Aya
Wait, no! I didn't come
here to be encouraged!
[11:41] Aya
I'm...
[11:42] Aya
I... I was...
[11:47] Chitose
What? Do you have a problem with
Nee-sama's cooking or something?
[11:50] Aya
None! Because it all tasted super good!
[11:52] Chitose
Wha?
SIGN Boom!!
[11:54] Aya
But it takes more to be a
wife than being a good cook!
[12:00] Aya
That being the case...
[12:02] Aya
Now that we've all had something to eat,
[12:03] ---
I say it's time to start this party!
[12:07] Tsukasa
Sounds good.
[12:09] Nasa
Tako parties sure are lively!
[12:11] Kaname
There's... no takoyaki yet, though.
[12:23] Nasa
They're only on the fifth one? I thought
there were tons of sequels already.
[12:27] Nasa
I've played the second one before.
[12:29] Nasa
Is this one good?
[12:30] Both
Yes, it is!
[12:31] Nasa
I see...
[12:33] Kaname
You should probably teach him how to play,
[12:36] ---
if he's never touched it before.
[12:38] Chitose
Knowing the rules does make
watching more interesting.
[12:43] Tsukasa
Okay, darling, take the controller.
[12:45] Nasa
Okay.
[12:48] Chitose
I'm curious, what kind of video
games have you played before?
[12:51] Nasa
Let's see... Solitaire...
[12:55] Nasa
And Minesweeper.
[12:57] Tsukasa
You said you've played the second game, though?
[13:00] Nasa
That's right. Dad had it on the
Super Famicom when I was little.
[13:05] Nasa
Perfect K.O.!
[13:06] Nasa
I see. Games really have come a long way.
[13:10] Nasa
The characters look more realistic,
[13:12] ---
and the super moves are all gone.
[13:14] Tsukasa
No... you just didn't
use the inputs for them.
[13:18] Tsukasa
Hadoken!
[13:19] Tsukasa
Perfect K.O.!
[13:20] Aya
Nasa-kun's pretty bad at this.
[13:22] Chitose
A little too bad, I'd say.
[13:24] Kaname
I think even I could beat him.
[13:27] Tsukasa
And you're good, Kaname?
[13:29] Kaname
Well, not as good as my sister.
[13:32] Kaname
But she's always bugging
me to play against her.
[13:34] Kaname
Hadoken!
[13:37] Tsukasa
I see.
[13:39] ---
You know how to block, and how
to use special moves, too.
[13:42] Kaname
Aya-nee gets really obnoxious
if I don't take it seriously.
[13:48] Tsukasa
Well, well, that certainly explains it.
[13:51] Tsukasa
I guess I should shift up a gear!
[13:55] Tsukasa
Shoryuken!
[13:56] Tsukasa
K.O.!
[13:57] Kaname
Whoa, you're pretty good.
[14:00] Nasa
Nicely done, Tsukasa-chan!
[14:02] Chitose
Nee-sama's great at video games!
[14:04] Kaname
Sure looks like it.
[14:07] Chitose
She also really hates losing.
[14:10] Kaname
Looks like it.
[14:11] Tsukasa
M-Maybe a little.
[14:14] Tsukasa
I think it's time to really
get this show on the road.
[14:19] Nasa
I'm glad everyone's having fun.
[14:20] Char
If everyone's going to be playing,
[14:23] Char
wouldn't it be more exciting
if the winner got a prize?
[14:27] Tsukasa
A prize?
[14:28] Nasa
Good idea.
[14:30] Nasa
But do we have anything that
would be a good prize?
[14:35] Char
We will now be holding the first ever
Yuzaki Household's Strongest Tournament!
[14:42] Tsukasa
Strongest...
[14:43] Nasa
...Tournament?
[14:45] Char
The winner will receive a favor from
the head of the Yuzaki household,
[14:48] Char
Yuzaki Nasa, in which he will
perform any task asked!
SIGN Y
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Y
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SIGN t
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[14:55] ---
Huh?
[14:57] Nasa
Well, I guess that's fine...
[14:58] Aur
And that settles it!
[15:01] Kaname
What exactly are the limits on
what you can ask for, anyway?
[15:04] Aur
Anything that's physically possible, right?
[15:08] Aur
Probably.
[15:09] Kaname
Probably?
[15:10] Nasa
A-As long I'm able to...
[15:12] Chitose
Anything he can do? All right!
[15:16] Aya
I can't think of anything specific,
[15:17] ---
but I'd love to get him to do something!
[15:20] Tsukasa
I'd better win this to protect my darling!
[15:24] Aur
Anything you can think of...
[15:26] Kaname
Come on, Tsukassan already kicked my butt,
[15:29] Kaname
and if Aya-nee is in this,
I don't stand a chance.
[15:33] Kaname
You all can have fun with Senpai.
[15:36] Tsukasa
Looks like it's just the three
of us in this tournament, then.
[15:39] Chitose
Nee-sama or not, don't expect any mercy.
[15:44] Chitose
I've been training online
ever since you moved out!
[15:48] Chitose
Don't expect me to be the same
person I was back in the day!
[15:52] Aya
I haven't been reviewing games and
streaming commentary just for fun!
SIGN Aya☆
[15:57] Aya
For a wedding present, I'll let Tsukasa-san
be the seeded competitor in this tourney!
[16:00] Tsukasa
You're sure?
[16:01] Chitose
That suits me.
[16:02] ---
You can see how much I've improved
[16:04] ---
and use the time to come up with a strategy.
[16:09] Chitose
Fight!
[16:10] Nasa
Everyone seems to be getting along!
[16:12] Nasa
The tako party really did the trick.
[16:14] Kaname
Even if the tako part doesn't apply yet.
[16:18] Chitose
If I win...
[16:20] Chitose
I'll make you walk through the neighborhood
[16:22] ---
while doing a naked handstand
so that Nee-san loses interest in you!
[16:27] Chitose
Naked?!
[16:28] Aya
Who should I pick?
[16:32] Aya
Cyclone!
[16:34] Tsukasa
Let's see just how much you've improved.
[16:37] Chitose
This will be over in a second!
[16:43] Chitose
K.O.!
[16:46] Aya
Yay, I won!
[16:48] Chitose
What just happened?
[16:49] Tsukasa
How are you so good?
[16:53] Chitose
That... That didn't count!
[16:55] Chitose
I think my controller
wasn't plugged in tight!
[16:59] Aya
Sure, okay. I'll take you on
as many times as you need.
[17:02] Aya
I've got you now!
[17:04] Aya
K.O.!
[17:06] Aya
K.O.!
[17:08] Aya
Perfect K.O.!
[17:10] Chitose
Unbelievable... I couldn't win even once.
[17:13] Aya
Oh, my. Done already?
[17:15] Nasa
Aya-san is really good at video games.
[17:18] Kaname
I really wish she'd dedicate a little
bit of that energy to studying.
[17:22] Aya
Now, I'd say it's your turn, Tsukasa-san.
[17:25] Tsukasa
Chitose wasn't bad at all.
Aya is just too good!
[17:29] Tsukasa
But I should have a chance if I'm
using a character I know well enough!
[17:34] Aya
Let's have a good match.
[17:36] Aya
I'll show you what I'm capable of.
[17:39] Aya
And I'll destroy you.
[17:43] Aya
Okay! Let's go!
[17:47] Aya
Hadoken!
[17:49] Kaname
Tsukassan really knows what she's doing.
[17:52] Nasa
Looks like it.
[17:53] Chitose
When she lived with me, there were
times when she would play all day long.
[17:58] Kaname
That's almost kind of admirable.
[18:02] Kaname
Here it comes!
[18:05] Tsukasa
Hey! Wasn't that kind of cheap?
[18:07] Aya
On the battlefield,
I'll take that as a compliment!
[18:11] Aya
I'll end it here!
[18:13] Aya
This is everything I've got!
[18:16] Aya
Here it comes!
[18:20] Aya
K.O.!
[18:21] Aya
Yay!
[18:22] Tsukasa
No...
[18:23] Aya
Tsukasa-san, you'd have more
solid footing if you weren't
[18:26] ---
always trying to bait certain responses!
[18:28] Tsukasa
It's just been a long time.
[18:31] Tsukasa
I've just forgotten the timing for the
buttons because it's been so long!
[18:35] Kaname
That's kinda childish, as far as excuses go.
[18:38] Aya
What do you say? Want to keep going?
SIGN Super Rare Item
[18:46] Tsukasa
I request a change of game!
[18:47] Tsukasa
We'll play this next!
[18:50] Aya
What is that?
[18:51] Tsukasa
Darling, hook it up, please!
[18:53] Tsukasa
And get those things I asked you for ready!
[18:56] Nasa
If you insist...
[18:58] Aya
Wait, what? What is this?
[19:03] Aya
The original Street Fighter?!
And what's with the controller?
[19:07] Nasa
The history of fighting games can be said
to be the history of Street Fighter.
[19:11] Nasa
But the first game actually
used a special controller.
[19:15] Nasa
I've had darling recreate that controller!
[19:19] Nasa
I had to get creative.
[19:21] Chitose
I doubt she's played this one.
[19:23] Kaname
Tsukassan really does hate to lose.
[19:30] Aya
Huh? What's with this game?
[19:32] ---
I can't pull off a Hadoken or a Shoryuken!
[19:35] Aya
And how exactly does this controller work?!
[19:38] Aya
How do I fierce punch?! Or forward kick?!
[19:45] Tsukasa
I have to say, I am good.
[19:47] Tsukasa
Mastering retro games on top of
everything else. Truly brilliant!
[19:50] Tsukasa
What now? Care for more?
[19:53] Aya
O-Of course!
[19:58] Chitose
I think they've forgotten
all about the prize.
[20:01] Kaname
They probably just wanted
to play video games.
[20:05] Nasa
I'm amazed she's willing to keep going
in a game she's never played before
[20:08] ---
at such a disadvantage.
[20:09] Kaname
My sister hates to lose when
it comes to games, too.
[20:14] Nasa
She can't stand a chance,
though, considering.
[20:19] Kaname
Well, I'm not so sure about that.
[20:21] Kaname
I'm probably what most people
would describe as a hard worker.
[20:25] Kaname
But my sister... she's stupid,
but I'm pretty sure she's a natural.
[20:29] Kaname
So knowing her...
[20:33] Tsukasa
Okay! That should do it!
[20:38] Tsukasa
What the...
[20:39] Tsukasa
Has she figured out how the controller works?
[20:44] Tsukasa
Fair enough. No more holding back, then!
[20:46] Aya
That suits me fine!
[21:15] Tsukasa
You're pretty good.
[21:17] Aya
You, too.
[21:19] Chitose
Is there any point to this
bizarre budding friendship?
[21:23] Kaname
Uh... anyone else want takoyaki?
[21:33] Nasa
Wow, you're good at this, Tsukasa-chan.
[21:37] Tsukasa
I guess so.
[21:37] Aya
Yummy!
[21:41] Aur
Whoa, there!
[21:43] Char
Say "ahh"!
[21:44] Chitose
Don't you dare!
[21:49] Tsukasa
Don't try to flip it over all at once.
[21:51] ---
You can turn it a bit at a time, darling.
[21:53] Nasa
Okay.
[21:54] Nasa
Is... Is this right?
[21:57] Tsukasa
Like this... and then this.
[21:58] Nasa
Hey, it worked! Wow!
[22:00] Tsukasa
It helps to do this, too.
[22:02] Nasa
Wow, it looks perfect!
[22:05] Char
Chitose-chan! What's up?
[22:07] Chitose
Nothing!
[22:08] Aur
You still don't approve of them?
[22:11] Chitose
Not really. As long as she's happy,
I have nothing to say.
[22:17] Aur
You finally got a clue!
[22:19] Char
You're growing!
[22:20] Chitose
Shut up, you stupid jerks!
[22:23] Nasa
Tako parties sure can get rowdy, huh?
[22:26] Tsukasa
Sure can.
[22:30] Char
Thanks again!
[22:31] Char
See you next time!
[22:41] Nasa
That was a fun party, huh?
[22:43] Tsukasa
It was.
[22:44] Tsukasa
It was lively, and I had a great time.
[22:48] Tsukasa
Maybe we should have another sometime.
[22:50] Nasa
I'd rather not be a prize again, though.
[22:54] Nasa
Actually, you forgot about it
somewhere along the way...
[22:57] Nasa
but what were you going to do if you won?
[23:14] Tsukasa
I was going to do that.
[23:16] Nasa
Okay.
[23:18] Nasa
You can do that whenever you want, you know.
[23:21] Tsukasa
S-Sometimes, then.
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[23:31] Nasa
In sickness and in health...
[23:35] Tsukasa
I swear to love and support you.
[23:39] Nasa
Because we're...
[23:40] Tsukasa
From here on, always...
[23:42] Both
...going to be married.
E12 - Husband and Wife
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[01:40] Nasa
Yes, this is Yuzaki.
[01:42] Nasa
What? The system's down?
[01:44] Nasa
Okay... okay, I see.
That does sound pretty serious.
[01:49] Nasa
All right, I'll see what I can do about it.
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[01:53] ---
I'll get back to you when I'm done.
[01:56] Tsukasa
Problems, darling?
[01:58] Nasa
Nothing serious, but it
might take a bit of work.
[02:03] Tsukasa
Well, be careful.
[02:05] Tsukasa
You tend to be one of those people who
never knows when to step on the brakes.
[02:10] Nasa
Brakes?
[02:14] Nasa
Aw, come on, Tsukasa-chan. I'm not that bad!
[02:17] Tsukasa
If that's really what you think, darling,
you might need to re-examine yourself.
[02:22] ---
Huh?
[02:33] Nasa
There are many things
humans do not understand.
[02:37] Nasa
In particular, about themselves...
[02:40] Nasa
Which is why, when they do notice something,
[02:44] Nasa
it's often too late.
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[02:49] Nasa
There!
[02:50] Nasa
Whew, finally done!
[02:53] Nasa
Sorry if I made it hard to get any rest.
[02:55] Tsukasa
No, it's fine.
[02:56] Tsukasa
But, darling, your face
is looking kind of red.
[03:00] Nasa
Huh? I feel totally fine, though.
[03:06] Tsukasa
Darling... where's the thermometer?
[03:09] Nasa
Seriously, it's nothing—
[03:13] Tsukasa
Here!
[03:14] Tsukasa
Put it under your arm.
[03:16] Nasa
You really want to take my temperature?
[03:19] Nasa
I don't really feel bad at all,
so I don't see the need.
[03:24] Nasa
39.8 degrees!
[03:26] Tsukasa
You are going to the hospital right now!
[03:29] ---
Huh?!
[03:30] ---
Oral Medication
[03:34] Tsukasa
That's a pretty textbook
summer cold you've got there.
[03:37] Nasa
I guess so.
[03:38] Tsukasa
How are you feeling?
[03:41] Nasa
The second I saw I had a fever,
I suddenly felt kind of dizzy.
[03:46] Nasa
Now that I think about it,
my body kind of ached this morning,
[03:49] ---
but I didn't think anything of it.
[03:51] Tsukasa
Why exactly didn't you?
[03:53] Tsukasa
Well, it doesn't matter.
[03:54] Tsukasa
Your cute newlywed wife is going to
look after you until you get better!
[03:58] Nasa
But I don't want you to catch my cold.
[04:02] Nasa
I'll be fine on my own.
[04:05] Tsukasa
You don't have to worry about me.
[04:07] Tsukasa
I don't get hurt or sick.
[04:10] Nasa
She doesn't get hurt... or sick?
[04:12] Nasa
No good... I can't think straight...
[04:16] Tsukasa
So, darling, is there
anything you want to eat?
[04:35] Tsukasa
What if I had nothing else to
do while looking after him?!
[04:38] Tsukasa
As his cute newlywed wife,
[04:40] ---
there are all kinds of things I'd
like to do to help him get better,
[04:43] Tsukasa
but I don't know what else to do.
[04:46] Tsukasa
I guess for now...
[04:48] Tsukasa
I'll take some cute sleeping pictures.
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[04:56] Nasa
I feel a lot better after getting some sleep.
[04:59] Tsukasa
Really?
[05:01] Tsukasa
That's a relief.
[05:02] Nasa
Yeah, compared to before...
[05:04] Nasa
Wow, I actually slept a while.
[05:07] Nasa
It's already 8:00 PM...
[05:09] Tsukasa
Darling! Are you hungry?!
[05:12] Tsukasa
Is there anything you want to eat?
Or maybe you're thirsty?
[05:15] Tsukasa
I bought some fruit!
[05:16] Nasa
O-Oh, thanks...
[05:18] Nasa
But I'm not sure I have much of an appetite yet.
[05:22] Tsukasa
I see...
[05:23] Tsukasa
Sulk...
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[05:24] Nasa
Huh?! Did she just get really depressed?!
[05:26] Tsukasa
I wanted to do all kinds of things
as your cute newlywed wife
[05:30] ---
to help you get better!
[05:32] Tsukasa
As your cute newlywed wife!
[05:34] Nasa
I see... Sorry about that!
[05:36] Nasa
In that case, I was sweating pretty bad,
[05:38] ---
so could you bring me a change of clothes?
[05:41] Tsukasa
Clothes?
[05:42] Tsukasa
Wouldn't you need to wipe yourself down first?
[05:45] Nasa
Well, I guess.
[05:47] Tsukasa
In that case...
[05:48] Tsukasa
I'll wipe you down, so...
[05:50] Tsukasa
Strip!
[05:53] Nasa
No, no, I can do it myself!
[05:55] Tsukasa
No, you can't!
[05:55] Tsukasa
It's more effective if your cute
newlywed wife wipes your back!
[05:59] Tsukasa
So strip!
[06:05] Tsukasa
Okay, here I go.
[06:07] Nasa
R-Right.
[06:09] Tsukasa
Oh, is it cold?
[06:10] Nasa
No, it's okay.
[06:22] Tsukasa
Well? Am I getting it all?
[06:24] Nasa
Y-Yeah...
[06:26] Nasa
It feels really nice.
[06:28] Nasa
It's making me feel hot in
a different sense, though.
[06:32] Tsukasa
Okay, it's time to wipe below.
[06:34] Tsukasa
Take the rest off!
[06:35] Tsukasa
Huh?! Th-The rest as in... my underwear, too?
[06:38] Tsukasa
That's right. You need to change those, too!
[06:41] Nasa
No, really! I can handle that part!
[06:43] Tsukasa
But as your cute newlywed wife,
I want to help you out!
[06:47] Nasa
It's fine!
[06:48] Nasa
It's seriously fine!
[06:50] Tsukasa
It is?
[06:51] Nasa
Yes, it is!
[06:52] Nasa
You'd be embarrassed if our positions
were reversed, wouldn't you?
[06:55] Tsukasa
Reversed...
[07:00] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah, true enough.
[07:02] Nasa
See?
[07:03] Tsukasa
B-But...
[07:06] Tsukasa
If it was you, Nasa-kun, I wouldn't mind it.
[07:12] Tsukasa
D-Darling, since you seem
to be feeling better,
[07:15] ---
do you want to eat some fruit?
[07:17] Nasa
Y-Yeah, I think I do.
[07:21] Tsukasa
Here, now say "ahh."
[07:27] Tsukasa
Is it good?
[07:29] Nasa
Yeah.
[07:30] Tsukasa
I'm glad!
[07:32] Nasa
Maybe getting sick every
once in a while isn't so bad.
[07:37] Tsukasa
I'm just glad you weren't too sick.
[07:40] Nasa
Yeah. I'm sorry to have worried you.
[07:44] Tsukasa
Oh, I wasn't worried.
[07:46] Tsukasa
It's just a cold,
[07:47] ---
so I figured you'd feel better
with some medicine and rest.
[07:50] Nasa
I-I see...
[07:52] Nasa
I don't get sick very often, though,
so it came as a bit of a shock.
[07:55] Tsukasa
If you ask me,
[07:57] Tsukasa
I bet it's not that you
don't get sick or injured,
[08:00] ---
it's just that you don't notice when you do.
[08:03] Tsukasa
When we first met,
[08:06] ---
you chased me through snow in
spite of being pretty badly hurt.
[08:09] Tsukasa
Most wouldn't have been able to
move around with those injuries.
[08:12] Nasa
N-Now that you mention it...
[08:14] Tsukasa
You might not have noticed this time,
either, if I hadn't pointed it out.
[08:18] Tsukasa
It's important to know when to slow down.
[08:20] Tsukasa
Because if you don't,
sometimes you can die. Understand?
[08:22] Nasa
Yeah, I'm sorry! I'm really sorry.
[08:29] Tsukasa
When we first met, I told you this:
[08:32] Tsukasa
"You've only got one life,
so take better care of it."
[08:38] Tsukasa
You really do only have one, so...
[08:43] Nasa
Um...
[08:44] Tsukasa
Anyway, it's important to let the
healing process fully run its course,
[08:48] ---
so let's go to bed.
[08:50] Nasa
O-Okay.
[08:55] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan is totally right.
[08:59] Nasa
Now that I'm married, I need to
take better care of myself.
[09:05] Nasa
Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
[09:07] Nasa
Huh... did I imagine it?
[09:15] Nasa
Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
[09:17] Tsukasa
I lied.
[09:20] Tsukasa
About not being worried...
[09:23] Tsukasa
I'm really glad you're feeling better.
[09:30] Nasa
I'm sorry you had to worry, Tsukasa-chan.
[09:34] Tsukasa
Seriously...
[09:35] Tsukasa
What a terrible thing to do, darling.
[09:37] Nasa
I think I might have been a bit more
focused than usual this time...
[09:41] Nasa
Because I wanted to go with
you to the summer festival.
[09:44] Tsukasa
The summer festival...
[09:45] Tsukasa
Come to think of it, I saw a flyer for it.
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[09:49] Nasa
I think I might've gone into high gear
to try and finish work in time for it.
[09:55] Tsukasa
Nasa-kun...
[09:56] Nasa
But there's no point if you end
up having to worry about me.
[10:01] Nasa
So I'll be more careful from now on!
[10:04] Tsukasa
Okay.
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SIGN Smooch
SIGN Smooch
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[10:16] Tsukasa
Um, hang on...
[10:19] Tsukasa
Stop!
[10:21] Tsukasa
You might be feeling frisky,
but you're still not better yet, darling!
[10:24] Nasa
Sorry.
[10:25] Nasa
The way you worried about
me was just so cute...
[10:31] Tsukasa
Darling...
[10:32] Nasa
Yes?
[10:32] Tsukas
Remember what I said about slowing down?
[10:35] Nasa
R-Right.
[10:36] Tsukasa
I was seriously worried about you,
[10:39] ---
so if you want me to stop being worried,
cut it out and just go to sleep already!
[10:42] Nasa
Sorry! I'm really sorry.
[10:49] Nasa
Having someone worry about you...
[10:53] Nasa
Who in the world would seriously worry this
much about you, other than your spouse?
[11:05] Kaname
If you're going to the summer festival,
you should probably wear a yukata, right?
[11:09] Tsukasa
A yukata?
[11:10] Kaname
Yeah!
[11:11] Kaname
Since you're a married couple,
[11:13] ---
I figure both of you wearing yukatas while
you walk around would add to the mood.
[11:17] Tsukasa
Tying the obi is kind of a pain, though.
[11:20] Kaname
No, I'm telling you...
[11:22] Kaname
If you wear a yukata,
[11:23] ---
your ailing husband is gonna
feel tons better, Tsukassan!
[11:26] Tsukasa
Really?
[11:27] Kaname
Yes!
[11:28] Kaname
Because yukatas are super hot!
[11:31] Tsukasa
How's that work?
[11:33] Kaname
Hey, now, there's a scientific basis for it!
[11:36] Kaname
Only a crazy person would
doubt the synergy between
[11:39] ---
a housewife, a yukata, and a lazy afternoon!
[11:41] Tsukasa
You don't need to put a
perverted spin on everything!
[11:44] Kaname
Don't be like that!
[11:46] Kaname
Please, take it with you.
[11:52] Nasa
Oh...Yukatas, huh?
[11:55] Tsukasa
And according to Kaname-chan,
yours will be a perfect fit.
[11:58] (Flashback) Kaname
I've scoped out every nook and cranny
on Senpai to gauge his exact size!
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Protection
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[12:02] Nasa
Wait!
[12:02] Nasa
What size is she talking about?!
[12:05] Tsukasa
Darling...
[12:07] Tsukasa
I'm going to get changed,
so can you turn around?
[12:10] Nasa
Oh, right.
[12:15] Nasa
My cute wife is getting
changed right behind me.
[12:20] Nasa
Well, we are married,
[12:22] Nasa
so no one would get mad, but...
[12:26] Nasa
Is this really...
[12:27] Nasa
a situation where I can't look?!
[12:30] Nasa
U-Um, hey...
[12:32] Nasa
Is it okay if... I watch you change?
[12:37] Tsukasa
Do you... want to watch?
[12:39] Nasa
Y-Yes, if possible, I think so.
[12:42] Tsukasa
I see...
[12:44] Tsukasa
Darling, you're pretty forthright
with this kind of thing, aren't you?
[12:48] Nasa
Yes! I mean, I would feel bad if
I took a peek without looking, so...
[12:52] Tsukasa
As in, you would want to see either way?
[12:55] Nasa
Uh, well, I wouldn't say that...
[12:56] Tsukasa
W-Well...
[12:58] Tsukasa
If you really want to that badly...
[13:02] Nasa
Really?!
[13:03] Tsukasa
J-Just a peek, okay?!
[13:06] Nasa
Well, in that case...
[13:19] Tsukasa
Darling, I said you could peek,
but you're staring pretty hard.
[13:24] Nasa
Well... you're just incredibly pretty...
[13:27] Tsukasa
Well, thank you.
[13:29] Tsukasa
You need to get changed, too.
[13:30] Tsukasa
If you don't hurry,
the fireworks are going to start.
[13:34] Nasa
Right.
[13:36] Nasa
But...
[13:38] Nasa
The yukata... really looks good on you.
[13:42] Tsukasa
Th-Thank you.
[13:52] Tsukasa
Really, we don't have time for this!
We need to get going!
[13:55] Nasa
Oh, sorry.
[13:57] Tsukasa
I swear...
[13:58] Tsukasa
You can be so direct sometimes.
[14:05] Tsukasa
Have you got everything?
[14:07] Nasa
Yeah. I've got the camera, too.
[14:09] Tsukasa
Won't taking pictures of
the fireworks be hard?
[14:12] Nasa
Not a problem!
[14:14] Nasa
I'm primarily bringing it to take pictures
of you looking cute in a yukata!
[14:19] Tsukasa
I see.
[14:20] Nasa
Oh, that was so cute!
[14:22] Tsukasa
Wait, why are you taking them now?!
[14:23] Nasa
Hey! Don't take it!
[14:24] Tsukasa
Give me that!
[14:32] Tsukasa
Wow, there are a lot of stalls open.
[14:36] Nasa
There sure are.
[14:37] Nasa
Do you want anything?
[14:40] Tsukasa
Let's see...
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F
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[14:42] Tsukasa
Takoyaki! Let's buy a
box and eat it together.
[14:45] Nasa
When we just had a takoyaki
party the other day?
[14:48] Tsukasa
The thing is, darling, I prefer
takoyaki that isn't fried at all.
[14:52] Tsukasa
And most of the major takoyaki
chains in Kanto fry them, right?
[14:55] Tsukasa
But I think personally that not
frying them is the better method,
[14:58] ---
so when I see people making them the right
way in places like this, I get this urge that—
[15:01] Nasa
Got it, got it! Let me get those for you!
[15:07] Nasa
Here you go.
[15:09] Tsukasa
This is the traditional
takoyaki I was hoping for.
[15:12] Nasa
I guess so.
[15:13] Tsukasa
Well, then, let's eat.
[15:15] Tsukasa
Careful, they're hot.
[15:18] Nasa
What's wrong?
[15:19] Tsukasa
Well, it's just...
[15:21] Tsukasa
I was wondering if the same husband
[15:24] ---
who wanted to see me change
would also want me to feed him.
[15:28] Nasa
Th-That's okay...
[15:29] Tsukasa
I guess that makes sense, considering we
did that a lot when you were sick.
[15:34] Nasa
No, that's not what I mean...
[15:36] Tsukasa
Oh well, let's just eat.
[15:40] Tsukasa
Why do you... think... takoyaki is so hot?
[15:45] Nasa
That's part of what makes it so good, though.
[15:47] Nasa
You know...
[15:48] Nasa
There's still some time before the fireworks.
[15:51] ---
What should we do?
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300 Yen
You can have 3 even if
you don't catch any
[15:52] Aya
I have the perfect thing for you two!
[15:54] Aya
Why not try and catch some goldfish?
[15:57] Nasa
H-Huh?
[15:58] Nasa
Aya-san and... Chitose-chan?
[16:01] Aya
Kaname-chan asked us to help
out the local businesses!
[16:04] Chitose
That doesn't explain why I have to be here!
[16:08] Aya
Aw, come on, why wouldn't
you help a friend in need?
[16:12] Chitose
Since when am I your friend?!
[16:15] Aur
Oh, quit fussing.
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[16:17] Char
It's good for you to get out of
the house every once in a while.
[16:19] Chitose
You two are just goofing around and eating!
[16:22] Chitose
Anyway!
[16:23] Chitose
It's 300 yen for a net.
Are you gonna try or not?
[16:26] Tsukasa
All that complaining, but she still helps.
[16:28] Nasa
She's such a nice girl!
[16:30] Tsukasa
Well, I don't mind trying goldfish catching,
since it's such a highlight of festivals.
[16:34] Nasa
It's a highlight?
[16:35] Tsukasa
I am incredibly good at it, though.
[16:39] Aya
You are?
[16:40] Tsukasa
That's right, little old
Tsukasa-chan can probably
[16:42] ---
scoop up a hundred goldfish
with one of those nets.
[16:45] Aya
I don't know if that's a good idea!
[16:47] Tsukasa
Really?
[16:48] Tsukasa
In that case, why doesn't my darling
show us all how impressive he can be?
[16:53] Nasa
Wait, me?!
[16:55] Nasa
O-Okay.
[16:57] Nasa
I'll give it a try.
[16:59] Aur
Yeah, good luck!
[17:01] Char
Go get them fishies!
[17:03] Aya
You can do it, Nasa-kun!
[17:05] Chitose
That'll be 300 yen, then.
[17:07] Chitose
You get to try until the net breaks.
[17:10] Nasa
Here I go!
[17:17] Nasa
Got it!
[17:24] Chitose
And you're done.
[17:27] Aya
Well, the rest of us are going to
catch the fireworks once they start.
[17:32] Char
See you later!
[17:33] Chitose
See ya.
[17:35] Tsukasa
I guess everyone has their
strengths and weaknesses.
[17:38] Nasa
I-I guess so...
[17:39] Tsukasa
The way the net fell apart the second it
hit the water had me smiling bemusedly.
[17:45] Tsukasa
And you're so impressive when you're
in front of a computer, too.
[17:51] Tsukasa
Well, since we're here, why don't
we go offer a prayer at the shrine?
[17:55] ---
Huh?
[17:56] Tsukasa
"Please make sure my darling's
net doesn't fall apart!"
[17:58] Nasa
You really think that's a wish
worthy of divine intervention?
[18:01] Tsukasa
I wouldn't worry about it.
Gods are pretty generous.
[18:06] Nasa
But first, maybe we should request
that our marriage stays happy.
[18:09] Tsukasa
Oh, good point.
[18:12] Tsukasa
A happy marriage, world peace,
stability throughout the universe...
[18:16] Nasa
Those are big wishes!
[18:18] Tsukasa
Also...
[18:19] Tsukasa
Nasa-kun's health.
[18:21] Tsukasa
And please keep his net from falling apart.
[18:25] Nasa
I was wondering something yesterday.
[18:28] Nasa
About how many people really worry
for me, other than my wife...
[18:34] Nasa
I couldn't think of many.
[18:38] Tsukasa
Hypothetically, let's say you start
eating ramen three times a day,
[18:42] ---
and posting reviews about it online.
[18:46] Tsukasa
That's obviously bad for your health,
[18:48] ---
not to mention flying in
the face of common sense.
[18:50] Nasa
T-True enough.
[18:52] Tsukasa
Acquaintances might think
that kind of thing is funny,
[18:56] ---
and people on the internet
might praise you for it.
[18:59] Tsukasa
Your friends and family
might worry about it,
[19:02] ---
but they're not around you all the time,
and you might argue with them.
[19:07] Tsukasa
But the thing is, I would
definitely stop you.
[19:11] Tsukasa
Because your life is something
I really care about.
[19:14] Tsukasa
We could get into a fight about it.
[19:17] Tsukasa
It might make things really awkward,
[19:19] ---
and there might be days where we
don't talk to each other as a result.
[19:21] Tsukasa
But I'll still stop you.
[19:23] Tsukasa
Because nobody who finds that kind of thing
funny genuinely cares about your well-being.
[19:28] Tsukasa
But it's important to me.
[19:31] Tsukasa
You're more important to me than anything.
[19:43] Nasa
Thank you, Tsukasa-chan.
[19:46] Tsukasa
I want you to live.
[19:52] Kaname
Hey, Senpai!
[19:55] Kaname
The fireworks are gonna start
while you two are making out!
[19:58] Nasa
H-Hey, wait!
[20:00] Nasa
We weren't making out or anything!
[20:02] TSukasa
Th-That's right! We were just
asking the gods about stuff!
[20:05] Kaname
Oh, yeah?
[20:06] Chitose
Shouldn't we head over there if we
want a good view of the fireworks?
[20:10] Aya
You might be right.
[20:11] Aur
It's almost time, isn't it?
[20:13] Char
Let's try to hurry, then!
[20:16] Nasa
Well, since we're all here,
[20:18] ---
why don't we take a picture together?
[20:20] Tsukasa
Is that going to work when it's so dark?
[20:22] Nasa
It'll be fine, see?
[20:25] Nasa
They turn out pretty good
in spite of how dark it is.
[20:28] Tsukasa
Th-That is not a small number of pictures.
[20:31] Nasa
Right?
[20:32] Tsukasa
And some of them clearly
look "off" or even kind of bad.
[20:35] Tsukasa
Shouldn't you delete the
ones with funny faces?
[20:39] Nasa
I'm not deleting them.
[20:41] Nasa
I mean, you're really cute in all of them!
[20:47] Tsuaksa
Well... in that case...
[20:54] Nasa
Wow, look at that!
[20:55] Kaname
Tsukassan! Senpai!
[20:58] Kaname
What're you doing?
[20:59] Kaname
You're not gonna be able
to see from over there!
[21:03] Nasa
Okay, we're coming!
[21:05] Nasa
Well...
[21:06] Nasa
Let's go, Tsukasa-chan.
[21:09] Tsukasa
Yeah.
[21:31] Nasa
When summer comes back around,
[21:33] ---
I want to watch the fireworks with you again.
[21:35] Nasa
We'll wear yukatas, eat takoyaki,
and catch goldfish together.
[21:41] Nasa
No matter how many seasons pass us by,
[21:43] ---
I'll take your hand and look
up into the night sky with you.
[21:48] Nasa
Over and over again, like those
flowers of light blooming in the sky.
[21:52] Nasa
Over and over again...
[21:55] Nasa
Because the two of us are married.
[22:03] Nasa
Time and time again.
[22:09] Nasa
We're home!
[22:12] Tsukasa
We are.
E12.5 - Flashbacks
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[00:08] ---
Everyone, it is a pleasure to
see you on this lovely day,
[00:12] ---
on which we will check in on the newlywed
life of Yuzaki Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-san.
[00:22] ---
Why don't we start with a look at
the beginning of their romance?
[00:30] ---
The groom's name is Yuzaki Nasa.
[00:33] Nasa
This is marriage?! It's fantastic!
[00:37] ---
The bride's name is Tsukasa.
[00:40] Tsukasa
Welcome home. I hope you
had a good day at work.
[00:43] ---
On a night when the moon shone bright,
[00:45] ---
Nasa-kun's life was saved by a certain girl.
[00:49] ---
This girl, who is really cute,
[00:51] ---
would end up being his future wife,
with whom he would share his life.
[00:55] ---
Nasa-kun fell in love with her at first sight
and proposed on the very day they met.
[01:02] (Flashback) Nasa
And I...
[01:04] (Flashback) Nasa
love you.
[01:07] ---
Taken in by his direct appeal,
she would eventually appear before him.
[01:12] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Hey. We meet again.
[01:14] Nasa
This is the story of a couple
who had a strange first meeting
[01:17] Nasa
and ended up together, with an
irreplaceable bond between them.
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Really Giddy
[02:58] Narr
And thus, Nasa-kun and
Tsukasa-san were married.
SIGN Recap Episode
SIGN Flashbacks
[03:01] ---
First, let's get a glimpse of
their newly-married life.
[03:09] Tsukasa
Oh, yes, this is very nice!
[03:12] Tsukasa
We made a good choice.
[03:14] Tsukasa
So this is how it feels...
[03:14] Nasa
A-A girl...
[03:16] Tsukasa
It's feeling pretty...
[03:17] Nasa
is lying on a futon in my place?!
[03:21] Nasa
If DonQui is heaven,
then is this super heaven?!
[03:26] Tsukasa
Hey.
[03:29] Tsukasa
Why don't you try lying down too, darling?
[03:34] Nasa
I will live to make her happy!
[03:39] Nasa
It's true that we haven't had a ceremony,
[03:41] ---
and that I don't have a ring, and I haven't
even proposed to her properly yet!
[03:44] Nasa
But I'm confident that I can make her happy!
[03:47] Nasa
And the reason is...
[03:48] Kaname
The reason is?!
[03:50] Tsukasa
Sorry, Nasa-kun, I forgot to
get the stuff we bought—
[03:54] Nasa
Because I love Tsukasa-chan!
[04:00] Kaname
Hearing you yell that in the
middle of the street is a little...
[04:05] Nasa
I-I'll be careful from now on.
[04:08] Nasa
Here you go.
[04:10] Nasa
O-Oh, this is bad. I think
I might have upset her.
[04:16] Tsukasa
But... it's just embarrassing.
[04:21] Tsukasa
It still... makes me happy.
[04:26] Nasa
R-Right...
[04:31] Tsukasa
Besides, you're offering to buy a
TV that you don't need for my sake.
[04:39] Tsukasa
That alone makes me really happy.
[04:45] Nasa
This has been a good shopping trip.
[04:55] Nasa
Could it be she's lonely because
I won't be back until tonight?
[05:00] Nasa
S-S-So cute!
[05:03] Nasa
If that's true, my wife
is so unbelievably cute!
[05:23] Nasa
I'm going now.
[05:24] Tsukasa
Okay. Have a safe trip.
[05:29] Tsukasa
What's wrong?
[05:31] Nasa
Well... it's just...
[05:33] Nasa
You won't be gone when I get back, right?
[05:41] Tsukasa
If you're worried about it,
[05:43] Tsukasa
hurry back as soon as you can.
[05:48] Nasa
Okay! I'm going!
[05:50] Tsukasa
Have a safe trip.
[05:52] Nasa
Listen, Tsukasa-chan!
[05:54] Nasa
Would you like to move into a bigger place?!
[05:57] Tsukasa
A bigger place?
[05:59] Tsukasa
Not really. Things are fine the way they are.
[06:04] Nasa
But, y'know, this place is pretty tiny!
[06:09] Tsukasa
True, but... that helps
me feel closer to you.
[06:15] Nasa
I-I hadn't considered that!
[06:18] Nasa
I guess things are great either way!
[06:22] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?
[06:24] Tsukasa
Your picking on me has left me deeply hurt.
[06:28] Tsukasa
This is one of those situations where
you'll have to win my favor back.
[06:33] Tsukasa
So what're you going to do?
[06:35] Nasa
Then do you want to get some soft serve?
[06:38] Tsukasa
Soft serve?
[06:40] Tsukasa
I-If you think that's enough to cheer
me up, you need to try harder!
[06:46] Nasa
Then you can choose what I eat, Tsukasa-chan.
[06:51] Nasa
And I'll share a bit with you,
so we can eat it together.
SIGN Nom
[07:00] Nasa
Is it good?
[07:01] Tsukasa
I-It's not bad.
[07:03] Tsukasa
And since this melon bread is a local
specialty, I'm willing to forgive you.
[07:08] Nasa
I'm glad.
[07:21] Tsukasa
Here I am.
[07:31] Tsukasa
What do you think?
[07:34] Nasa
You look really beautiful.
[07:37] Tsukasa
Thank you.
[07:39] Nasa
H-Hey...
[07:42] Tsukasa
What's wrong, darling?
[07:44] Nasa
Well... i-if I asked to see... then...
[07:50] Nasa
would you show me what you look
like in your cute underwear?
[07:58] Tsukasa
I guess... as much as you want.
[08:01] ---
W-Well, now!
[08:04] ---
It must be nice to be young.
SIGN Really Excited
[08:17] ---
As for those early newlywed nights,
[08:20] ---
those are just as packed with excitement.
[08:24] Nasa
Wow! She's really asleep!
[08:26] Nasa
My wife is so cute.
[08:30] Nasa
I'd like to just lay here and watch her.
[08:35] Nasa
Huh... is my wife... a restless sleeper?
[08:40] Nasa
Aw, her hair's down.
[08:43] Nasa
And she's not even in the
futon we bought anymore.
[08:46] Nasa
She's gonna catch a chill like that...
[08:48] Nasa
Which could make her sick!
So I should really fix up her futon!
[08:53] Nasa
So in that case...
[08:55] Nasa
One goodnight kiss won't hurt, right?!
SIGN A Fairly Terrible Conclusion to Reach
[09:00] Nasa
Okay!
[09:05] Nasa
But... if we're going to
do this for the first time...
[09:09] ---
I'd rather she be awake.
[09:12] Nasa
I'll be good tonight and...
[09:16] Nasa
What?! What is this?
[09:21] Nasa
She went to get some water. Thank goodness.
[09:23] ---
I thought she might've noticed
I was trying to kiss her.
[09:30] Nasa
What, what?! Why's she standing behind me?!
[09:33] Nasa
C-Could she be thinking about
hugging me while I sleep, too...
[09:37] Nasa
or maybe even kissing me?!
[09:43] Nasa
Huh? Uh, hello?
[09:55] Nasa
And currently...
[09:58] Nasa
Is it okay if I hold her like this?
[10:03] Nasa
But what if she wakes up from the contact?
[10:09] Nasa
No! Even if she wakes up from me
grabbing her, it's not a problem!
[10:12] Nasa
Because Tsukasa-chan is my wife!
[10:19] Nasa
I've never held her before...
[10:22] Nasa
I didn't know that girls were so warm.
[10:25] Nasa
And she smells so good,
it's giving me brain static.
[10:30] Nasa
This is dangerous! She's so warm,
and smells so good, and...
[10:35] Nasa
Oh, wow! These make great hand rests!
SIGN That's not what
those are for.
[10:39] Nasa
This is too much! Seriously!
[10:51] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?
[10:55] Nasa
Listen...
[10:56] Nasa
Do you want to sleep on my arm?!
[10:59] Nasa
Y-You don't have to if you don't want to!
I was just thinking that, uh, maybe...
[11:04] Tsukasa
D-Don't mind if I do, then.
[11:09] Nasa
W-Wow! So this is what it's like
when a girl sleeps on your arm.
[11:13] Nasa
I can feel her body temperature
directly through my arm!
[11:17] Nasa
And I only realize this
after actually doing it...
[11:21] Nasa
but this is pretty painful!
SIGN Weight
SIGN Blood
SIGN Numbness
[11:23] Nasa
Maybe our positioning is bad?
[11:25] ---
The pressure's on a particular area that's
making the rest of my arm go numb.
[11:29] Nasa
But I can feel her body warmth,
and she smells so good!
[11:32] Nasa
It's like a marriage of heaven and hell!
[11:35] Tsukasa
Is your arm getting tired, darling?
[11:37] Nasa
Huh? N-No, of course not!
[11:40] Tsukasa
Oh, really?
[11:44] Tsukasa
I knew it. Your arm's asleep.
[11:46] Nasa
Th-That was mean!
[11:48] Tsukasa
Well, you were trying to act tough.
[11:50] Tsukasa
But I don't want to make
you suffer any more, so...
[11:54] Nasa
Okay, I'll give up on the the arm,
[11:57] Nasa
but I want a goodnight kiss instead.
[12:02] Nasa
I don't think I'll be able to
recover with anything less.
[12:05] Nasa
Please give me a goodnight kiss!
[12:07] Nasa
With you taking the initiative!
[12:13] Tsukasa
F-Fine... if you insist.
[12:19] Tsukasa
Why are your eyes open?
[12:21] Nasa
Well, because I want to see it happen.
[12:23] Tsukasa
It's embarrassing to do this
while you're watching.
[12:27] Nasa
And you're cute even when you're embarrassed.
[12:37] Nasa
Oh, shoot!
[12:39] ---
I just wanted to hug her gently, but I
ended up panicking and jumping onto her!
[12:43] Nasa
But... my wife... is shockingly soft!
[12:47] Nasa
Are all girls this soft?
Or is Tsukasa-chan special?!
[12:53] Tsukasa
I-If you grab me from behind,
[12:56] ---
you'll scare me.
[12:58] Nasa
Sorry. I wanted to go more slowly, but...
[13:02] Tsukasa
Honestly...
[13:03] ---
It seems restless nights are going to
continue for Nasa-kun for a while yet.
[13:07] ---
As I said before, it must
be nice to be young.
SIGN Really Particular
[13:16] ---
Now, let's take a quick look at the hobbies
and skills of our bride and groom.
[13:23] ---
Tsukasa-san's cooking is on par
with that of a professional chef.
[13:32] Nasa
A-Amazing! I didn't expect a
Shokugeki so early in the morning!
[13:38] ---
There's also her deep love
for and knowledge of films,
[13:40] ---
everything from B-movies to big blockbusters!
[13:44] Tsukasa
To get the most thorough
enjoyment out of a title,
[13:46] ---
you can't afford to skip checking
out the director's previous works!
[13:50] Tsukasa
I'm saying that by taking a holistic
approach to viewing a film,
[13:52] ---
including the director's style and history,
[13:54] Tsukasa
you can enjoy a movie more fully!
[13:56] ---
Then there's her variety of gaming skills,
[13:59] ---
covering everything from
retro titles to the latest hits!
[14:03] Tsukasa
I guess I should shift up a gear!
[14:09] Kaname
Whoa, you're pretty good.
[14:10] Chitose
Nee-sama's great at video games!
[14:13] Kaname
Sure looks like it.
[14:17] ---
Meanwhile, Nasa-kun's consulting talents
are dazzling, even at his tender age.
[14:24] (Flashback) Nasa
There are two budgetary deficiencies here.
[14:26] (Flashback) Nasa
Also, take these documents to the legal
affairs bureau and the tax office.
[14:30] (Flashback) Nasa
That should get you a subsidy.
[14:32] ---
Installing new systems at minimal cost,
[14:34] ---
streamlining business expenditures...
[14:36] ---
Using limited resources strategically,
[14:38] ---
he was able to revive the business of
a bathhouse on the verge of failure.
[14:42] Both
"The key is innovating!"
[14:45] (Flashback) Nasa
You need to design revolutionary
ideas that redefine the system!
[14:49] Kaname
And he went on to come up with all
kinds of innovations for the bathhouse.
[14:53] ---
Their variety of interests and abilities
adds extra richness to their newlywed life.
SIGN Really Lively
[15:05] ---
Now, our newlyweds just happen to
have a variety of wonderful friends.
[15:10] Kaname
Besides, your wife doesn't
look any older than me.
[15:14] Nasa
True, she said she's 16.
[15:15] ---
At times, they offer rebukes.
[15:16] Kaname
Sixteen?!
[15:18] Kaname
You damned lolicon! I'll straighten you out!
[15:21] Nasa
Who are you calling a lolicon?!
[15:22] ---
At times, they offer
passionate encouragement.
[15:25] Chi
It's you...
[15:26] Chi
You're the one Nee-sama married?!
[15:30] Chi
You can't have her!
[15:31] Chi
I will not let you have Nee-sama!
[15:34] ---
And at other times, they offer
camaraderie in the buff.
[15:38] Aya
I have to say, your skin is really beautiful.
[15:42] Aya
It's like silk.
[15:44] Tsukasa
Oh... thank you.
[15:46] Aya
But wait.
[15:47] Aya
I think the comparison needs to
be with something truly beautiful!
[15:51] Aya
Let's see... what is there?
[15:54] Aya
Your skin... is like an iPhone X!
[15:59] ---
They're our couple's support network!
SIGN Really Precious
[16:07] ---
Tsukasa-san and Nasa-kun...
[16:09] ---
A loving couple who admire,
and seek to know, one another.
[16:12] ---
There are things in their lives that
might seem mundane to most people,
[16:16] ---
but to the two of them,
they are truly precious moments.
[16:21] Tsukasa
"Nasa," written with the
characters for "starry sky"...
[16:24] Tsukasa
I think it's a fantastic name.
[16:27] Nasa
It felt like an ache that had been stuck in my
chest from the day I was born melted away.
[16:34] Nasa
This marriage still doesn't feel real,
[16:37] Nasa
but right now, I genuinely
want to marry this girl.
[16:46] Nasa
We ended up getting the
cheapest pair of rings.
[16:49] Nasa
Are you sure these are the
wedding rings you want?
[16:52] Tsukasa
Of course!
[16:55] Tsukasa
I mean, I'll remember today
whenever I look at this ring.
[17:01] Tsukasa
I'll remember how Honey Winston had you beat,
[17:05] Tsukasa
and how we ended up getting the
cheapest diamonds in Okachimachi.
[17:11] Tsukasa
And...
[17:12] Tsukasa
I'll remember how kind you are,
[17:14] ---
and how much you care about me,
every time I look at it.
[17:20] Tsukasa
I'm sure that'll give it a
shine that will never fade.
[17:25] Tsukasa
I know I won't ever forget
[17:27] Tsukasa
the fact that you loved me.
[17:32] Tsukasa
That'll stay with me.
[17:37] Tsukasa
I wanted pictures of my
life with you, Nasa-kun.
[17:42] Nasa
Our life?
[17:44] Tsukasa
I want to take one picture a day,
[17:48] ---
to leave a little record of where we've been.
[17:51] Nasa
Every day?
[17:52] Tsukasa
Yep, every day.
[17:54] Tsukasa
The whole point is to do it every day.
[17:57] Tsukasa
Don't worry. I'm going to stick to it.
[18:00] Tsukasa
People tend to forget something
in their daily routine...
[18:05] Tsukasa
That every single day they have with
the person they love is precious.
[18:11] Tsukasa
So I want to make a record of
our time together, bit by bit.
[18:17] Tsukasa
A secret diary of our married life.
[18:23] Chitose
Wh-Who cares about fate?!
[18:25] Chitose
All that really boils down to is instinct!
[18:28] Nasa
Bernhard Riemann theorized
that the zeta function
[18:32] ---
would predict the distribution
of prime numbers,
[18:34] Nasa
and then mathematicians around
the world spent 150 years
[18:37] ---
trying to prove whether he was right.
[18:40] Nasa
Even something like gravitational waves
were hypothesized by Einstein first,
[18:44] Nasa
before being observed for
the first time a century later.
[18:47] Nasa
Some of the most scientific principles
in the world are only proven
[18:53] ---
after someone intuits them first.
[18:55] Nasa
I know that I don't know
her as well as you do,
[19:00] Nasa
but I intend to spend my entire
life proving our love is real.
[19:06] Nasa
You don't get married because
you've proven you're in love...
[19:10] Nasa
You get married so that you can prove it.
[19:17] (Flashback) Tsukasa
So, Father, what did you want to discuss?
[19:24] (Flashback) Tsukasa
U-Um, Father?!
[19:26] (Flashback) Enishi
Thank you so much for saving my son's life.
[19:31] (Flashback) Enishi
If you hadn't done what you did,
Nasa-kun would've died.
[19:36] (Flashback) Enishi
When the police told me
he'd been hit by a truck...
[19:39] (Flashback) ---
I couldn't breathe.
[19:41] (Flashback) Enishi
But then they told me that he
wasn't in any mortal danger
[19:45] (Flashback) ---
because someone had helped him.
[19:48] (Flashback) Enishi
You've done so much for us.
[19:51] (Flashback) Enishi
I'm truly, truly grateful!
[19:55] (Flashback) Enishi
Nasa-kun's a better son than we deserve.
[19:58] (Flashback) Enishi
I have no idea how a pair of oddballs like
us managed to raise such a good boy.
[20:04] (Flashback) Enishi
He's our pride and joy.
[20:08] (Flashback) Enishi
Which is why... the fact that you
saved him, and chose to marry him...
[20:14] (Flashback) Enishi
is something that we could
only be happy about.
[20:18] (Flashback) Enishi
But before congratulating you,
I just had to thank you.
[20:24] (Flashback) Enishi
Thank you so much for saving him.
[20:28] (Flashback) Enishi
And please, look after my son.
[20:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa
I'm really touched to hear all of that.
[20:40] (Flashback) Tsukasa
As far as I'm concerned...
it's an honor to join your family.
[20:47] ---
A father's love for his son...
[20:50] ---
That is the earnestness that allows him to
bow his head and offer sincere thanks.
[20:55] ---
And to be able to accept that so graciously...
[20:58] ---
What a wonderful wife!
SIGN Really New Material
[21:09] ---
And now let's take a look at what's
coming next for our newlywed couple.
[21:14] ---
What cute sights do Tsukasa-san
and Nasa-kun have in store for us?
[21:18] ---
I'm looking forward to it!
SIGN There's more of Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-san's
SIGN heart-throbbing excitement to come!
[21:39] ---
We'll wrap things up with Nasa-kun's
proposal to Tsukasa-san.
[21:44] ---
Here's hoping for a bright
future for our young couple,
[21:48] ---
and for the audience of TONIKAWA*!*
[21:50] ---
Until we meet again!
[21:53] Tsukasa
This place is really beautiful...
[21:56] Tsukasa
So I wanted you to see it!
[22:02] Nasa
I see...
[22:04] Nasa
That's the whole point.
[22:08] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan.
[22:11] Nasa
From now on, when anything
good happens to me,
[22:14] ---
you'll be the first to hear about it.
[22:17] Nasa
And if anything sad happens to you,
[22:20] ---
I'll share in that sadness.
[22:23] Nasa
We'll share with each other,
[22:25] Nasa
and support each other...
[22:28] Nasa
That's the kind of couple I want us to be.
[22:33] Nasa
I swear, I won't ever make
you regret choosing me.
[22:40] Tsukasa
This sounds like a proposal.
[22:43] Nasa
It is one.
[22:45] Nasa
I love you.
[23:30] Nasa
In sickness and in health...
[23:34] Tsukasa
I swear to love and support you.
[23:38] Nasa
Because we're...
[23:39] Tsukasa
From here on, always...
[23:41] Both
...going to be married.
E13 - SNS
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[00:05] ---
One night, when the moon was
shining bright, a girl saved my life.
[00:10] ---
She was so cute, and one day we would share
a future together as husband and wife.
[00:15] ---
Living together under the same roof,
our newlywed life would begin.
[00:20] ---
This is the story of a couple
who had a strange first meeting,
[00:23] ---
and ended up together, with an
irreplaceable bond between them.
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Episode 13
[02:00] Nasa
Here.
[02:04] Nasa
Your smartphone showed up, Tsukasa-chan.
[02:14] Tsukasa
This is incredible, darling!
[02:17] Tsukasa
It's like the dawn of a new era!
[02:19] Tsukasa
I can finally be one of those
insta-girls who are just so grammable!
[02:22] Nasa
I didn't know she was into that stuff.
[02:24] Tsukasa
Could you set it up for me right now?
[02:28] Tsukasa
Because I have no idea how
stuff like this works!
[02:34] Nasa
Sure thing.
[02:36] Nasa
Here you go. It's all set up.
[02:39] Tsukasa
Thanks.
[02:40] Tsukasa
So... how do I take a picture with this thing?
[02:43] Nasa
First you need to open the
camera app, and then...
[02:48] Tsukasa
Okay, that's going to be my wallpaper.
[02:50] Nasa
You're using my picture for the wallpaper?!
[02:53] Tsukasa
Yep.
[02:53] Tsukasa
It came out really cute.
[02:55] Nasa
What?! Come on, that's kinda embarrassing!
[02:59] Tsukasa
Oh, we should trade
contact information, too.
[03:01] Nasa
Huh? Contact info?
SIGN Address Book
SIGN Yuzaki Tsukasa
SIGN A
SIGN Father
SIGN Mother
SIGN Grandfather
[03:04] Nasa
Oh, for your address book.
[03:06] Tsukasa
Yeah. Because, you know...
[03:09] Tsukasa
I want yours to be the first entry in it.
[03:16] Nasa
I-I see! Okay, Let me get your contact info, too.
SIGN Notes
SIGN Phone Number
SIGN Ring Tone
SIGN E-mail Address
SIGN Cosmos
[03:22] Tsukasa
Wow, you can put a lot of
info in the address book.
SIGN Mom
[03:26] Nasa
I guess so.
SIGN Contacts
[03:27] Nasa
Besides the phone number and address,
there's social media details, and...
SIGN Add name and relationship
SIGN Spouse > Yuzaki Tsukasa
[03:44] Nasa
You can only have one person listed
under that heading, after all.
SIGN Spouse > Yuzaki Nasa
[03:58] Tsukasa
I've obtained the smartphone skill Line!
[04:02] ---
Huh?
[04:04] Kaname
Oh, you mean you've got a
phone and can use Line now?
[04:09] Tsukasa
Exactly!
[04:11] Tsukasa
This is nothing like the Sengoku period,
when we used smoke signals and drums!
[04:16] Tsukasa
I bet old Nobunaga would've actually
taken over Japan if he had one of these.
[04:17] Nobunaga
Hello?
[04:20] Kaname
That's a heck of a comparison to make!
[04:22] Kaname
In that case, do you want
to trade Line contact info?
[04:29] Kaname
She can seriously be so
cute at times like this...
[04:33] Tsukasa
So how does this work?
[04:36] Kaname
First, you generate a QR code.
[04:40] Kaname
Okay, that ought to do it.
SIGN Arisugawa Kaname
[04:45] Tsukasa
What exactly is this icon and profile pic?
[04:47] Kaname
It's my favorite sexy radish!
[04:49] Kaname
Cute, right?
[04:51] Tsukasa
I'm not sure about that part, but it's
interesting how it conveys your personality.
[04:55] Kaname
Sure is!
[04:56] Kaname
And Senpai's is some old dude
I've never heard of before.
SIGN Yuzaki Nasa
[05:00] Tsukasa
That's John von Neumann.
He invented the modern computer—
[05:04] Aya
What're you up to?
[05:06] Tsukasa
Oh, I have a smartphone now, so...
[05:09] Kaname
We were trading Line contacts.
[05:11] Aya
Oh, swap contacts with me, too!
[05:14] Tsukasa
Sure, gladly.
SIGN Arisugawa Aya
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
[05:23] Tsukasa
These really do get people's
personalities across...
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
[05:25] Kaname
It makes it really obvious what
they're into at the moment.
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
[05:28] ---
Huh?
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
SIGN Whisper
[05:35] Nasa
What? You want me to come
to the office for a day?
[05:40] Nasa
Well, okay, I understand.
[05:43] Tsukasa
What's wrong?
[05:44] Nasa
My old job asked me to come
in and help out for a day.
[05:47] Tsukasa
You mean the really difficult place where
you worked before you married me?
[05:52] Nasa
Yeah.
[05:53] ---
I had a senpai there
who helped me out a lot
[05:56] Nasa
and insisted on me coming in.
[05:59] Nasa
We used to go to the movies a lot, too.
[06:04] Tsukasa
This was a guy, right?
[06:06] Nasa
Yeah. He knew a lot about
manga and anime, too.
[06:09] Nasa
He taught me a lot.
[06:12] Nasa
He would talk about that stuff
all day while we were working.
[06:15] Nasa
And it was a topic he would
only bring up with me.
[06:19] Nasa
I was kind of depressed at the time,
[06:21] ---
so I appreciated the company.
SIGN Bask...
[06:25] Tsukasa
Are you sure that wasn't because you were the
only one who paid him any attention, darling?
[06:29] Nasa
What?! That can't be the case! I... think...
[06:34] Nasa
Anyway, I'm probably going
to be staying the night,
[06:38] ---
but I'll let you know once
I find out when I can leave.
[06:40] Tsukasa
Okay.
[06:42] ---
I understand.
[06:43] Nasa
Good luck helping at the
bathhouse, Tsukasa-chan.
[06:46] Nasa
I'm heading out.
[06:48] Tsukasa
Have a safe trip.
[06:55] ---
Huh...
[06:56] Kaname
So that means Senpai won't
be coming back today?
[07:00] Tsukasa
Right.
[07:01] Tsukasa
Well, he said he'd try to get
home as soon as possible,
[07:04] Tsukasa
but even then, it might not be until morning.
[07:09] Kaname
You miss him?
[07:11] Tsukasa
H-How could I possibly miss him when
he's only going to be gone for one day?!
[07:18] Kaname
Well, you've got a phone now,
[07:20] ---
so if you miss him, you could
always send him a sticker!
[07:24] Tsukasa
A sticker?
[07:25] Tsukasa
B-Being married means being
linked at the heart!
[07:28] ---
A little separation isn't going
to make me that anxious!
[07:38] [SONG] Sign
Bored...
SIGN Test.
Well?
Did it come through?
It did!
That's great~
Everything's in working order, then!
[07:48] Tsukasa
For some reason...
[07:50] Tsukasa
I'm super lonely!
[07:52] Tsukasa
No, wait, that can't be. Even if
he's going to be gone all day,
[07:56] Tsukasa
it hasn't even been an hour yet!
SIGN L
o
n
e
l
i
n
e
s
s
[08:02] Tsukasa
What kind of sticker am I about to send?!
SIGN L
o
n
e
l
i
n
e
s
s
SIGN can be
lethal...
[08:05] Tsukasa
Something like this can't be
anything more than a nuisance!
[08:11] Tsukasa
Nasa-kun is working hard right now.
[08:14] ---
If I send him a sticker like this,
it'll just distract him...
[08:20] Tsukasa
Right?
SIGN Good luck with work
[08:24] Tsukasa
This shouldn't be a nuisance, right?
[08:30] [SONG] Sign
Hmmmmm
[08:33] Tsukasa
No, I shouldn't pester him.
It'll just get in the way.
[08:39] Aya
Nasa-kun's not around today?
[08:41] Tsukasa
No. Although I have to ask,
[08:44] ---
why exactly are you here
in the middle of the day?
[08:47] Aya
It has to be lonely being separated
when you're newlyweds!
[08:51] Tsukasa
Did you hear what I asked?
[08:52] Aya
But I bet Nasa-kun is lonely too,
[08:55] ---
so you'll probably get a
bunch of stickers from him.
[09:00] Tsukasa
No...
[09:01] Tsukasa
Not a single one.
[09:03] Aya
Huh?! R-Really?!
[09:06] Aya
Well, he's probably busy with work,
[09:08] ---
or working in an underground
forced labor camp with no signal...
[09:10] Aya
It has to be something like that!
[09:12] ---
Not that I know, but it
sure sounds like trouble!
[09:15] Tsukasa
You're right, he probably is just busy.
[09:23] Aya
W-Well, I have the new RE to play.
[09:27] Tsukasa
Yeah... Good luck.
[09:30] Tsukasa
Wait, no! Go to school!
[09:33] Tsukasa
Honestly...
[09:35] Tsukasa
But she's right. He hasn't
contacted me at all.
[09:40] Tsukasa
Could it be that he doesn't
really miss me that much?!
[09:43] Tsukasa
No, hang on, this is Nasa-kun we're
talking about. There's no way.
[09:47] Tsukasa
He's probably just really busy,
or isn't allowed to use his phone.
[09:51] Tsukasa
I hear that's the case in
a lot of workplaces now—
[09:53] Customer
Excuse me.
[09:55] Nasa
Hello, welcome!
[09:57] Customer
I hate to trouble you,
[09:59] ---
but do you folks have towels that we can use?
[10:02] Tsukasa
Sure, if you could just bring the ticket
that you get from the vending machine...
[10:04] Tsukasa
He said he'd let me know
when he's almost done,
[10:07] Tsukasa
so I need to focus on work until then, too!
[10:16] Tsukasa
Things are so convenient nowadays.
[10:18] ---
You just need to play with your
phone to see pictures and video.
[10:35] Tsukasa
It's already 7:00, and no word from Darling.
[10:42] Tsukasa
Did he really forget about me?
[10:48] Tsukasa
Oh, shoot! I'm actually making myself sad!
[10:53] Tsukasa
How stupid can I be?!
[10:54] ---
Getting worked up into a
depression all on my own...
[10:58] Tsukasa
But...
[10:59] ---
But...
SIGN Sorry, I can't use my phone at work...
SIGN I really miss you, Tsukasa-chan...
SIGN Sorry, I can't use my phone at work...
SIGN I miss you, too.
[11:14] Tsukasa
We might be separated,
[11:16] ---
but we're still in each other's hearts.
SIGN I don't think I'll be heading
home until morning though (sweat)
[11:23] Tsukasa
So... it's fine.
[11:26] Tsukasa
I'm not lonely... I'm not!
SIGN I don't think I'm heading home until after
dawn so go ahead and get some sleep
[11:40] Tsukasa
My first night alone...
[11:42] Tsukasa
Well, there's bound to be a few
of those over a long married life.
[11:46] Tsukasa
I should be proud of Darling
for focusing on his work.
[11:50] Tsukasa
Instead of complaining about how
lonely I am, I should just go to bed.
[11:59] Tsukasa
Seriously, that wasn't
because I'm feeling lonely!
[12:03] Tsukasa
It was just...
[12:04] Tsukasa
Just in case he comes back tonight!
[12:09] Tsukasa
He could still end up finishing
early in the morning.
[12:12] Tsukasa
And if the futon isn't out,
[12:14] ---
he'll have to get it out himself,
despite being exhausted!
[12:18] Tsukasa
That'd just be pitiful!
[12:20] Tsukasa
I'd feel terrible for him!
[12:22] Tsukasa
So this is not a problem!
[12:24] Tsukasa
He can rest easy!
[12:26] Tsukasa
And that being the case,
[12:28] Tsukasa
goodnight!
[12:35] Tsukasa
Things have been so lively lately...
[12:40] Tsukasa
So it seems... extra quiet.
[12:50] Nasa
Finally managed to finish...
[12:52] Nasa
I didn't expect it to take
until four in the morning.
[12:55] Nasa
Then again, it's always been
like that over there.
[12:58] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan has to be in bed by now.
[13:01] Nasa
I feel like I'm ready to collapse...
[13:03] ---
I bet the second I lie down, I'll be out cold.
[13:11] Nasa
Better be careful so I don't wake her up.
[13:16] Tsukasa
Welcome home.
[13:17] Nasa
Huh?
[13:19] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, you're still awake?
[13:21] Tsukasa
I couldn't sleep for some reason.
[13:23] Nasa
I see. Sorry about that.
[13:26] Tsukasa
It's okay.
[13:29] Tsukasa
You worked really hard!
[13:34] Tsukasa
So what now? Do you want something to drink?
[13:37] Nasa
Nah, I'm seriously tired...
I'm going straight to bed.
[13:42] Tsukasa
Really?
[13:43] Nasa
Yeah.
[13:44] Nasa
You put my futon out! Thank you.
[13:47] Tsukasa
U-Uh, yeah, it was nothing!
[14:00] Tsukasa
Well... goodnight.
[14:04] Nasa
Uh... yeah.
[14:06] Nasa
That might be the first time Tsukasa-chan's
taken the initiative for a kiss!
SIGN ba-bump ba-bump
[14:11] Tsukasa
What's going on?
SIGN ba-bump ba-bump
[14:13] ---
Maybe I'm imagining it,
[14:15] ---
but she seems a little
more aggressive tonight...
[14:17] Tsukasa
Say, darling?
[14:19] Tsukasa
Is it okay if I visit your futon today?
[14:25] Nasa
S-Sure. B-By all means.
[14:29] Tsukasa
E-Excuse me, then.
[14:35] Nasa
S-Seriously, what's going on?
[14:38] Nasa
My normally cool wife seems to be
wanting a lot of attention today!
[14:44] Nasa
Could it be that she missed me that much?
[14:52] Nasa
But it was only a day! And yet...
[14:55] Nasa
Could she really have a
hidden side this cute?!
[14:58] Tsukasa
You still haven't given me
a goodnight kiss, Nasa-kun.
[15:03] Nasa
Huh? You want me to kiss you?
[15:07] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah.
[15:09] Tsukasa
Because we were apart all day.
[15:13] Tsukasa
So I want... a little more attention.
[15:16] Nasa
That was powerful!
[15:19] Nasa
Me, too!
[15:21] Nasa
I really missed you, Tsukasa-chan.
[15:26] Tsukasa
H-How much?
[15:28] Nasa
This much.
[15:42] Nasa
It's four in the morning.
[15:45] Nasa
The Arisugawa family is
bound to be sound asleep.
[15:50] Nasa
This might just be...
[15:53] Nasa
my big chance!
[15:55] Nasa
We're married, after all...
It's p-perfectly natural.
[16:00] Tsukasa
Darling...
[16:03] Tsukasa
Could you... Could you hold me tight?
[16:08] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, you are so cute.
[16:23] Tsukasa
I love you.
[16:32] Tsukasa
I was so lonely last night,
I got into a really weird mood...
[16:36] Tsukasa
And I said a bunch of extremely
embarrassing stuff!
[16:39] Tsukasa
But we're married, so when we're alone,
[16:42] ---
it doesn't matter what kind of
embarrassing stuff we say.
[16:45] (Flashback) Tsukasa
Could you hold me tight?
[16:48] Tsukasa
I-I don't care how lonely I was!
What the hell was I thinking?!
[16:54] Tsukasa
Now I won't know how to
face him when he wakes up!
[16:59] Tsukasa
And if Kaname and the others
heard us talking like that...
[17:04] Kaname
Did you have fun last night?
[17:06] Tsukasa
Wh-What are you talking about?!
[17:08] Kaname
That's just my way of saying hello.
[17:10] Tsukasa
Could you make your morning
greeting a little less tawdry?!
[17:13] Kaname
Come on, even if you wanted to have fun,
[17:16] ---
Senpai probably isn't back yet, right?
[17:18] Tsukasa
Nasa-kun actually came
back early in the morning.
[17:21] Kaname
Wait, did you guys really
have fun while I was asleep?!
[17:28] Tsukasa
Of course not!
[17:30] Kaname
Did the thought of Aya-nee overhearing you
[17:32] ---
during her late-night gaming
sessions make it even hotter?!
[17:35] Tsukasa
Seriously, stop it!
[17:38] Tsukasa
Th-There was nothing strange going on!
[17:41] Tsukasa
Besides, we're married,
[17:44] Tsukasa
so certain things other people might be
jealous of are important to our relationship.
[17:49] Kaname
Yeah, I don't really need
the societal justification.
[17:54] ---
Huh?
[17:55] Kaname
I just wanna catch a glimpse
of that strange action!
[18:00] Tsukasa
It's not a show!
[18:01] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan?
[18:04] Tsukasa
Darling...
[18:05] Nasa
There you are.
[18:08] Nasa
Um.... Good morning.
[18:14] Tsukasa
Yeah... Good morning.
[18:20] Kaname
Y-You really did have fun last night.
[18:23] Tsukasa
N-Not the way you're thinking!
[18:23] Nasa
What? What're you talking about?
[18:25] Tsukasa
Seriously!
[18:26] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, what did you tell her?
[18:32] Charlotte
Good morning! Time to wake up, Chitose-chan!
[18:39] Charlotte
Oh, my! What an alluring sleeping figure!
[18:47] Charlotte
It's morning, Chitose-chan.
[18:50] Chitose
Is that any reason to
invade my personal space?!
[18:53] Charlotte
It didn't seem like you were
going to wake up otherwise!
[18:56] Charlotte
So...
[18:58] Chitose
I'll get up, so get off me!
[19:06] Charlotte
Okay, I'll help you get changed, then!
[19:10] Chitose
Hey, dummy, watch the hands!
[19:12] Charlotte
I'm just helping you get undressed!
[19:14] Chitose
Who needs help with that?!
[19:15] Charlotte
It's fine!
[19:17] Aurora
I don't believe this is sexual harassment.
[19:19] Aurora
This maid is just absent-mindedly suggestive.
[19:26] Charlotte
By the way, I overheard something.
[19:29] Charlotte
Apparently Nasa-kun and Tsukasa-chan
had a lot of fun last night!
[19:35] Chitose
What is that supposed to mean?!
[19:38] Charlotte
Well, earlier...
[19:39] Charlotte
When I was at the bathhouse this morning,
[19:42] ---
I overheard them talking about it.
[19:44] Chitose
Do you go there every morning or something?!
[19:47] Chitose
W-Well, what's wrong with that?
[19:50] Chitose
Th-They are married!
[19:52] ---
Even if they did that sort of thing...
[19:53] Charlotte
What sort of thing, though?
[19:56] Charlotte
I wanna know what kind of
fun they were having, too!
[20:01] Chitose
Seriously, you're way too close!
[20:04] Chitose
I mean stuff like holding
hands or hugging in bed!
[20:09] Charlotte
You mean like what I do
with you, Chitose-chan?
[20:11] Chitose
What are you implying?!
[20:13] Chitose
It's...
[20:16] Chitose
a lot more intense than that!
[20:21] Aurora
Intense?!
[20:23] Charlotte
In other words, the two
of them really get along!
[20:28] Aurora
That's what it boils down to, yeah.
[20:32] Charlotte
That's a good thing!
[20:35] Charlotte
Just like me and you, Aurora.
We get along too, right?
[20:39] Aurora
Y-Yeah, I guess...
[20:42] Charlotte
Then do you wanna hold hands
when we go to sleep tonight?
[20:50] Aurora
W-Well, if you—
[20:54] Charlotte
Joking! I was just joking!
[20:57] ---
Goodnight!
[21:03] Aurora
What a temptress.
[21:12] Nasa
I-I have to get up early tomorrow,
so we should head to bed, huh?
[21:17] Tsukasa
G-Good idea.
[21:20] Nasa
If we look sleep-deprived again,
[21:22] ---
there's no telling what
Kaname-chan will say.
[21:25] Tsukasa
You're right.
SIGN Unread messages below
SIGN Have fun again tonight
[21:33] Tsukasa
L-Let's get to sleep, darling!
[21:35] Nasa
R-Right!
[21:38] Nasa
Goodnight, Tsukasa-chan.
[21:44] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan...
[21:47] Nasa
What about my goodnight kiss?
[21:50] Tsukasa
B-But if we do that...
[21:56] Tsukasa
Well... uh...
[22:01] Tsukasa
Um....
[22:06] Tsukasa
Fine.
SIGN Have fun again tonight
SIGN Having fun