E4 - Seriously? That's So Cringe Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Shiho     I'm really not the one who      told Yutori-chan's secret... [00:11] Tenji     Shiho-chan... [00:12] Shiho     Please, will you believe me, Tenji-san? [00:16] Tenji     Of course I will. [00:19] Tenji     After all, I'm the one who revealed it. SIGN    Bad-Mouth SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho likes     Katagiri Yuichi.     And the same Sawaragi     Shiho used to date     Mikasa Tenji. [00:22] Tenji     I wrote both the first secret,     and the second one, too. SIGN    Bad-Mouth SIGN    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho      has had plastic surgery. SIGN    Bad-Mouth SIGN    Shibe Makoto took     baths with his mother     until junior high. SIGN    Bad-Mouth SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi once     didn't take a bath     for a week. [00:27] Tenji     As for the other two,     Shibe likes Shiho-chan, [00:31] Tenji     and Yuichi said he would cooperate with her, [00:34] Tenji     so they both probably bad-mouthed     each other to get her out of first place. SIGN    Bad-Mouthing So Far SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho likes Katagiri Yuichi.     And the same Sawaragi Shiho used to date Mikasa Tenji. SIGN    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho has had plastic surgery. SIGN    Shibe Makoto took baths with his mother until junior high. SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi once didn't take a bath for a week. SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori engaged in compensated dating in junior high. [00:37] Tenji     But I'm the one who told the biggest secrets, [00:42] Tenji     and I did it all to destroy her friendships! SIGN    Friendship SIGN    thief SIGN    parent and child crooks SIGN    Episode 4: Seriously? That's So Cringe! SIGN    Episode 4: Seriously? That's So Cringe! [02:21] Maria     They've all stopped. [02:23] Tsukino     Yes, but this is how Bad-Mouth Sugoroku      is meant to be played. [02:28] Tsukino     The seeds of doubt sown in the first game     are beginning to sprout. [02:32] Tsukino     Soon, they'll all hate each other. [02:35] Tsukino     And if there is a traitor in the group, [02:37] Tsukino     it will be nearly impossible     to restore their friendships. SIGN    what's taking so long? SIGN    hurry up and vote SIGN    hurry tf up SIGN    hurry up lol SIGN    ello SIGN    jealous girls are scary SIGN    where's the bad-mouthing SIGN    nothin yet? SIGN    I'm hear SIGN    I've got goosebumps lol SIGN    well this turned into a huge mess lmao SIGN    I believe Shiho-sama! SIGN    gogogo SIGN    so slow [02:41] Shiho     Tenji-san, you believed me when I said     I didn't bad-mouth Yutori, right? [02:46] Tenji     Yeah, that's right. [02:48] Shiho     Who do you think bad-mouthed her, then? [02:53] Tenji     Shiho-chan! [02:55] Tenji     If you start looking for a villain too, [02:57] Tenji     we'll never be able to     restore our friendships! [03:00] Shiho     I-I'm sorry. [03:04] Tenji     I was already expecting that question. [03:08] Tenji     Kokorogi-san's feelings toward     Shiho-chan are already destroyed. [03:12] Tenji     Next, I have to destroy Shiho-chan's     feelings toward Kokorogi-san. [03:17] Tenji     But since you're being set up, I can     understand why you'd worry about it. [03:23] Tenji     You know, and I'm just saying this     because I'm on your side, [03:29] Tenji     but what if Kokorogi-san wrote that herself? [03:34] Shiho     N-No way! [03:35] Tenji     Of course that's just a guess, and I don't     want to believe it's true either, [03:41] Tenji     but looking at that, it makes you wonder. [03:50] Tenji     You might have already noticed,     but I think Kokorogi-san likes Yuichi, too. [03:57] Tenji     And now she's figured out     that you also like him. [04:01] Tenji     Kokorogi-san has no self-confidence, [04:04] Tenji     and she knows that Shibe and I like you, too. [04:08] Tenji     She knows that she'd never win     Yuichi if she's up against you. [04:11] Tenji     So maybe she revealed her own secret [04:14] Tenji     and cried like that to elicit     sympathy from Yuichi. [04:18] Tenji     Then she accused you of writing it,      making you look bad. [04:23] Shiho     T-That's really overthinking it. [04:26] Tenji     Yeah, you're right. Sorry. [04:28] Tenji     But if it's true, I'd feel bad for Yuichi. [04:34] Shiho     Huh? [04:35] Tenji     Yuichi is really innocent and sweet, right? [04:38] Tenji     If a weak girl started pleading for his help,     I doubt he'd be able to refuse, [04:44] Tenji     even if he really liked someone else. [04:49] Tenji     For Yuichi, that would be really unpleasant. [04:53] Shiho     You might be right, [04:56] Shiho     but then why would you     tell me something like that? [05:00] Tenji     I told you why. [05:01] Tenji     I'm on your side, Shiho-chan. [05:04] Tenji     I don't want to see you get     hurt any more. That's all. [05:10] Shiho     Okay. I'll think about it. [05:15] Tenji     That might not be enough to blow up     your friendship with Kokorogi-san, [05:19] Tenji     but I think the fuse is lit, at least. [05:22] Tenji     Still, Yuichi, you truly are wicked. [05:28] Tenji     Not only are you putting     Shiho-chan through this, [05:31] Tenji     you're forcing me to feel this way! [05:34] Manabu     Hey, cut out the PDA. Hurry up     and get back to the game! [05:38] Yuichi     Yeah, you're right. [05:42] Yuichi     Sorry Tenji, but could you go first? [05:45] Tenji     Huh? Oh, sure. [05:51] Tenji     Oh, well. It would only draw     suspicion if I seemed reluctant. [05:56] Tenji     Let's see, what should I write next? [05:59] Tenji     Now that I've lit the fuse, maybe something     to fan the flames of Shiho-chan's anger [06:04] Tenji     and totally destroy her friendship     with Kokorogi-san... [06:09] Tenji     No, wait— SIGN    Period 05 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only) SIGN    Shiho SIGN    Yutori SIGN    Yuichi SIGN    Shibe SIGN    Tenji SIGN    13 spaces - 1,800,000 yen SIGN    9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen SIGN    8 spaces - 1,200,000 yen SIGN    7 spaces - 1,200,000 yen SIGN    5 spaces - 700,000 yen [06:10] Tenji     Currently I'm so far behind I stand out, [06:15] Tenji     and they might suspect something because     I haven't gotten a single bad-mouth yet. [06:20] Tenji     Should I write something     about myself this time? [06:23] Tenji     As long as I track our rankings     and stay mindful of who I write about, [06:27] Tenji     I shouldn't raise suspicion. [06:30] Tenji     And maybe I can use this bad-mouth     to my own advantage... [06:41] Tenji     Oh. The three minutes aren't up yet. SIGN    - The game is played in periods     - Each period, you bad-mouth someone     - Write it down on the bad-mouth card in the private room     - Once you enter the private room, you can't leave for three minutes     - You can write as many things as you want about each person     - You may submit a blank bad-mouth card     - You may lie (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player)     - The number of spaces you move is determined by the god survey [06:50] Tenji     I'm done— [06:51] Yuichi     That's enough! [06:56] Tenji     Yuichi... slapped Shiho-chan?! [07:00] Yuichi     S-Sorry, Sawaragi, but that's your bad. [07:07] Yuichi     How could you say that Kokorogi     wrote that one herself? [07:10] Yuichi     There's no way! [07:12] Tenji     She told Kokorogi-san     the same thing I told her? [07:17] Shiho     You don't get it, Yuichi. [07:22] Shiho     When a woman really wants something,     she'll play dirty to get it. [07:27] Shiho     Isn't that right, Yutori? [07:30] Yutori     You're right. [07:33] Yutori     Like the way some people use     plastic surgery to get pretty! [07:39] Tenji     Just look at this! [07:41] Shiho     Huh. So you're going to keep on about that? [07:46] Shiho     I kept quiet because I really     didn't want to remember it, [07:51] Shiho     but I didn't get plastic     surgery to "get pretty." [07:55] Shiho     I got into trouble a long time ago     and got a scar on my face. [07:58] Shiho     The surgery was to cover it up. [08:01] Shibe     I-Is that what happened? [08:03] Shiho     Yutori, if you don't believe me,     then I don't care anymore. SIGN    what about votes? SIGN    nasty bad-mouth! SIGN    u mad SIGN    now things are heating up lol SIGN    what're the results tho? SIGN    get her lmaooo SIGN    hurry up and vote SIGN    did they forget the game? SIGN    get on with it SIGN    I bet the next one will be big lol SIGN    hurry tf up!! [08:08] Shiho     But if you keep attacking me like this,     then I'll stop trusting you, too! [08:15] Yutori     Fine. I don't care [08:16] Yutori     as long as Yuichi still believes me. [08:21] Yutori     You promised that you'd believe me     no matter what, right, Yuichi? [08:27] Yuichi     Uh, yeah. [08:29] Shiho     Yuichi! [08:31] Tenji     It's over now. [08:33] Tenji     Kokorogi-san and Shiho-chan's     friendship has totally collapsed. [08:38] Tenji     And Yuichi and Shiho-chan's     relationship is showing strain, too. [08:42] Tenji     I didn't expect this to happen     when I wasn't looking. [08:45] Tenji     Lucky me! [08:48] Tenji     Sorry, Shiho-chan. I shouldn't      have said that much. [08:52] Shiho     No, that's not it. [08:54] Tenji     But... [08:56] Shiho     I wanted to talk to her to clear things up, [08:59] Shiho     but she wasn't having it,     and it pissed me off. [09:02] Shiho     It's fine, though. I don't want to talk     to Yutori or Yuichi anymore. [09:07] Tenji     Shiho-chan! [09:09] Tenji     Since Yuichi says he'll believe     Kokorogi-san no matter what, [09:12] Tenji     then I'll believe you, no matter what! [09:16] Tenji     So cheer up! [09:17] Tenji     I know I probably can't     replace Yuichi, though. [09:23] Shiho     That isn't true. I'm really grateful. [09:28] Tenji     Oh, this is great! [09:30] Tenji     Shiho-chan's heart is starting to turn     away from Yuichi and toward me! [09:34] Tenji     Now my next setup will     be even more effective! [09:38] Maria     Shiho-chan was supposed to like Yuichi-kun, [09:41] Maria     but now things are looking     good with Tenji-kun. [09:44] Tsukino     Women are sensible creatures. [09:46] Tsukino     No matter how much they like someone,     they can fall out of love in an instant. [09:50] Tsukino     Especially if they connect with someone     else who understands them even better. [09:56] Manabu     Hey, guys! Only Tenji-kun     has submitted a card so far. [10:00] Manabu     Who's up next? [10:03] Yutori     Ah, I guess I'll go. [10:10] Yuichi     I'll go next. [10:21] Manabu     Did you all turn them in? SIGN    Sixth Period [10:25] Manabu     This time there are two exposés. [10:28] Tenji     Two? One is mine, but who wrote the other? [10:32] Manabu     "Sawaragi Shiho actually     usually wears men's boxers." [10:37] Manabu     "They're usually either grey or black." [10:40] Shiho     Yutori! [10:42] Tenji     Shiho-chan, calm down! [10:44] Tenji     I see. That must be Kokorogi-san's revenge. [10:48] Manabu     And the other one is... [10:50] Manabu     Oh, this is pretty interesting. [10:53] Manabu     Mikasa Tenji is actually     lying about his age. [10:59] Yuichi     T-Tenji, is that true? [11:01] Tenji     Well, "lying" is a bit of an exaggeration,     but I am one year older than you guys. [11:08] Tenji     After I graduated from junior high,     I went to a different high school. [11:13] Tenji     But I had problems and skipped almost     the whole year, so I dropped out. [11:19] Tenji     After that, I entered our school     and started over from first year. [11:24] Tenji     Sorry, I didn't mean to keep it a secret.     I just didn't want to bring it up. [11:28] Yuichi     You don't need to apologize for that. [11:31] Tenji     Although the thing that surprises me is... [11:33] Tenji     Shiho-chan and I were childhood friends,     so I thought she was the only one who knew. [11:37] Shiho     Huh... [11:39] Shiho     Huh?! [11:41] Shibe     Shiho... [11:42] Yuichi     Sawaragi... [11:44] Yutori     This again? [11:46] Shiho     N-No! It wasn't me, Tenji-san! [11:49] Tenji     Oh, sorry. [11:51] Tenji     I didn't mean to doubt you or anything. [11:54] Tenji     Like I said, I trust you. [11:57] Shiho     Then... [11:58] Tenji     It's just... [12:00] Tenji     You've probably noticed this too,     but you're becoming isolated. [12:06] Tenji     Of course, I will absolutely     never betray you. [12:10] Tenji     I can't speak for the others, though. [12:16] Tenji     From now on, I want you to stay close to me. [12:19] Tenji     Don't do anything on your own. [12:22] Shiho     Okay. [12:23] Tenji     Thanks. [12:25] Tenji     Perfect. Now Shiho-chan will     have to listen to everything I say! SIGN    Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"? SIGN    Shibe Makoto SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori SIGN    Mikasa Tenji [12:34] Manabu     So, here's the result of the god survey! SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho - Move 5 spaces SIGN    Mikasa Tenji - Move 4 spaces SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi - Move 1 space SIGN    Shibe Makoto - Move 1 space SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori - Move 1 space SIGN    lmaooo screw you SIGN    good ol' Shiho SIGN    hows it feel? SIGN    yikes lmao SIGN    lol SIGN    old content lol SIGN    lmaoooo SIGN    lmao Shiho again SIGN    someone doesn't like you lol SIGN    it's happening SIGN    got what you deserved lolll [12:44] Manabu     And here is the current status. SIGN    Period 06 SIGN    Spaces Moved SIGN    Debt Amount (game 2 only) SIGN    Shiho SIGN    Yutori SIGN    Yuichi SIGN    Tenji SIGN    Shibe SIGN    18 spaces SIGN    10 spaces - 800,000 yen SIGN    9 spaces - 1,500,000 yen SIGN    9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen SIGN    8 spaces - 1,300,000 yen [12:48] Manabu     Uh-oh! What will Shiho-sama get     while she's that far in the lead? SIGN    Special Chance [12:54] Manabu     Ta-da! [12:55] Shiho     Special chance? SIGN    Special Chance SIGN    Special Chance SIGN    The first person to stop on this space can nominate one member from the group including themselves. [12:58] Tenji     Nominate one of us five? [13:01] Manabu     The person nominated here     will get a bombshell exposé [13:06] Manabu     that we investigated in      the Tomodachi Game office! SIGN    Forgivable SIGN    Unforgivable [13:11] Manabu     We'll then collect votes on whether     that info is forgivable or not. [13:15] Manabu     That person can zip ahead based     on the percentage of the response. SIGN    Unforgivable SIGN    under 10% - move 0 spaces     10% range - move 1 space      20% range - move 2 spaces      30% range - move 3 spaces      ...     90% range - move 9 spaces      100% range - move 10 spaces [13:19] Manabu     Basically, it's a special chance      for a huge turnaround! SIGN    Special Chance!! [13:24] Tenji     Chance? [13:27] Tenji     This... [13:30] Tenji     This puts me in a bind! SIGN    Special Chance SIGN    The first person to stop on this space can nominate      one member from the group including themselves. [13:34] Tenji     If I get picked, the fact     that I stole the two million... [13:39] Tenji     that I applied to play the Tomodachi Game... [13:43] Tenji     There's a good chance     they'll both be revealed!! [13:46] Tenji     If that gets out, everything     I've planned will be for nothing! [13:51] Manabu     Well then, Shiho-sama, who will you pick? [13:54] Manabu     Will it be Yutori-chan, now     that she's gotten so cocky? [13:56] Manabu     Or Shibe, simply because     he's safe in last place? [14:00] Manabu     Of course if you're up for self-sacrifice,     you can choose yourself. [14:04] Manabu     Ah, but aren't you interested in hearing     your beloved Yuichi-kun's secrets? [14:07] Manabu     Tenji-kun seems like your ally now,     so maybe you shouldn't pick him. [14:12] Tenji     Yes! That's exactly right! [14:14] Manabu     On the other hand, [14:15] Manabu     picking the person you trust most     might be the best move [14:19] Manabu     because there's a good chance     he isn't guilty of anything. [14:22] Tenji     W-Why, you... [14:24] Manabu     If he's truly innocent, we     wouldn't be able find anything [14:28] Manabu     no matter how deep we dig. [14:30] Shiho     If there's nothing to expose,     then nobody will be hurt, right? [14:34] Tenji     O-Oh, no! I built up so much     trust, it's backfiring! [14:39] Shiho     Then, Tenji-san... [14:44] Shibe     Pick me for this, Shiho! [14:47] Tenji     Shibe?! [14:48] Shiho     W-Why you? [14:50] Shibe     Well, I gave it some thought. [14:54] Shibe     I've been thoughtless and have said      some awful things to you all... [14:58] Shibe     I know this won't make up for all that, [15:02] Shibe     but I want to stay friends with you guys. [15:05] Shiho     Shibe... [15:07] Tenji     I see. Now that he knows she     didn't have cosmetic surgery, [15:11] Tenji     he wants to score some points with her. [15:13] Shibe     And I'm confident. [15:16] Shibe     I'm not hiding anything that can hurt me. [15:18] Shibe     Not a thing! [15:20] Shiho     Are you sure? [15:21] Shibe     Of course! Don't hold back. [15:24] Shiho     I'll choose Shibe, then. [15:26] Manabu     Okay! [15:28] Tenji     That was close! [15:31] Manabu     So, Shibe, you really don't      have anything to hide? [15:35] Shibe     Like I said, no chance! [15:37] Manabu     Too bad! You do! [15:43] Shiho     I've seen that person somewhere... [15:46] Shibe     D-Dad? [15:48] Manabu     Yup! That's your dad, the city      council member Shibe Masakazu. [15:52] Manabu     According to our investigation,     he's had trouble with women, [15:55] Manabu     abused and sexually harassed     his secretary, and has taken bribes [15:58] Manabu     from business and criminal organizations. [16:01] Manabu     Recently, he's been throwing money     around to cover up some scandal. [16:06] Manabu     In other words, Shibe's dad is... SIGN    total scumbag [16:09] Manabu     a total scumbag. [16:14] Maria     I didn't think they'd go after his family! [16:16] Maria     But those aren't his crimes, yeah?     In his shoes, I wouldn't care. [16:21] Tsukino     That's a very childish way of thinking. [16:22] Maria     Huh? [16:24] Tsukino     What would you do if your child was     friends with the son of a criminal? [16:28] Maria     W-Well... [16:31] Tsukino     "You can't play with kids from that family." [16:34] Tsukino     Wouldn't you say something like that? [16:36] Maria     Y-Yeah, if it was my kid,     I'd probably think about it. [16:40] Tsukino     That's how the great majority would react. [16:43] Tsukino     No matter how pure their friendship is,     society wouldn't accept it, [16:48] Tsukino     and if the parents are aware of that, [16:50] Tsukino     they wouldn't want to put     their child through hell. [16:55] Shibe     My dad is... [16:58] Tenji     I can use this! [17:01] Shiho     Shibe, I'm really sorry. [17:04] Shiho     But that's about your dad.      I don't hold it against you. [17:09] Shibe     S-Shiho... [17:14] Tenji     Shiho-chan, keep away from Shibe! [17:16] Tenji     Look Shibe, [17:18] Tenji     is your dad really the only one     who did something bad? [17:21] Shibe     Huh? [17:22] Tenji     Well, isn't it strange? [17:24] Tenji     Why would you volunteer like that? [17:26] Shibe     W-What do you mean? [17:28] Tenji     No matter how conscious you are     of trying to live a squeaky-clean life, [17:32] Tenji     I'm wondering if you still might have done     something that you just don't remember. [17:37] Tenji     It just isn't normal to volunteer like that. [17:41] Tenji     Don't you guys think so? [17:43] Tenji     But you did anyway. [17:45] Tenji     You even insisted that     you had nothing to hide. [17:49] Tenji     If you're that sure of yourself, [17:52] Tenji     maybe you have done something,     and you just had your dad cover it up [17:57] Tenji     with the power of his money! [17:59] Shiho     That's going too far! [18:01] Tenji     Shiho-chan, do you really think     he had only good intentions? [18:05] Tenji     He wanted to show off for you [18:08] Tenji     once he found out you     didn't have cosmetic surgery. [18:11] Shiho     I-Is that true, Shibe? [18:16] Tenji     It never made sense to me. [18:18] Tenji     How could students like us     get 20 million yen in debt? [18:21] (Flashback) Manabu     You'll be able to repay your     20-million-yen debt in a jiffy! [18:25] Tenji     And what else did Manabu say? [18:27] Tenji     That your dad's been throwing around cash     to try to cover up some big scandal. [18:34] Tenji     Maybe that scandal has     something to do with you. [18:38] Yutori     Shibe-kun... [18:39] Shibe     Yutori! Yuichi! [18:41] Shibe     W-Wait a minute! [18:43] Tenji     Shiho-chan, we should keep our distance     until this is cleared up. [18:48] Shibe     Shiho! [18:53] Shibe     W-Wait, guys! Listen! Listen to me! [18:58] Shibe     Yuichi! Yutori! Shiho! [19:02] Shibe     Listen... to... me... [19:10] Tenji     Sorry, Shibe. [19:12] Tenji     That worked even better than     I expected. I'm a little surprised. [19:15] Tenji     It probably felt good when you     jumped up like a hero to volunteer. [19:20] Tenji     How awkward. [19:22] Tenji     You really are awkward and stupid,     you adorable little thing. [19:27] Shibe     W-Why is this happening to me? [19:31] Manabu     Shibe, you're so lame. SIGN    Forgivable SIGN    Unforgivable [19:35] Manabu     Here's the result of the special chance! SIGN    8 spaces - 1,300,000 yen SIGN    Period 06 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only) SIGN    Shiho SIGN    Shibe SIGN    Yutori SIGN    Yuichi SIGN    Tenji SIGN    18 spaces - 1,800,000 yen SIGN    10 spaces - 800,000 yen SIGN    9 spaces - 1,500,000 yen SIGN    9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen [19:37] Manabu     Shibe moved nine spaces and      danced into second place. SIGN    17 spaces - 1,500,000 yen [19:41] Tenji     Shibe is isolated enough, but maybe     I'll finish him off with the next one [19:47] Tenji     to make sure he can't get close     to Shiho-chan again. SIGN    Seventh Period [19:51] Manabu     Let's see. This time there was     one bad-mouth card. [19:55] Manabu     Huh? [19:56] Manabu     Shibe, seriously? If this is     real, that's so cringe. [20:02] Manabu     "Shibe Makoto has actually" [20:05] Manabu     "killed a person." [20:11] Tenji     What's the meaning of this? [20:14] Tenji     I didn't write anything like that! [20:17] Tenji     I mean, I didn't even write     anything this time! [20:21] Tenji     At first, I wanted to write     something to finish Shibe off, [20:25] Tenji     but I've already stirred up     so much trouble. [20:27] Tenji     If I messed up, I thought     it'd look suspicious, [20:30] Tenji     so I left my card blank! [20:32] Tenji     And Shibe killed someone? [20:35] Tenji     Is that true? [20:36] Tenji     No, whether it's true     or not, that card... [20:40] Tenji     Who was it, and why?! [20:43] Tenji     Wait... That look... [20:47] Tenji     Yuichi, no way! You again? [20:52] Maria     Senpai, look at this! [20:54] Tsukino     Yes, it seems he's starting something again. [20:58] Tsukino     Katagiri Yuichi versus the traitor...     We can't take our eyes off this now. [21:03] Tsukino     Katagiri Yuichi must have already     been setting something up. [21:07] Tsukino     Do you remember? [21:09] Tsukino     If you were watching closely,     you must have noticed. [21:13] Tsukino     As long as you're not some gullible idiot. SIGN    NEXT: Yuichi-kun, You're Pretty Dumb, Aren't You?