Season 1

E1 - Huh? Yuichi-kun Suspects His Friends?
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SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN    High School, Second Year
SIGN    Kodan Newspaper
[00:31] Yoshida
    Good work.
[00:33] Yuichi
    I finished the deliveries.
[00:34] Yoshida
    Five hundred copies of the morning edition.
[00:36] Yoshida
    You're working extra hard today.
[00:38] Yoshida
    That's more than twice your usual.
[00:40] Yuichi
    Thanks.
[00:41] Yuichi
    Yeah, I'm short on money right now.
[00:44] Yuichi
    Next month's school trip costs
    70,000 yen per person.
[00:47] Yoshida
    70,000? That must be tough for you.
[00:51] Yoshida
    Can you choose not to go?
[00:54] Yuichi
    No way. Everyone promised to go together.
[00:58] Yoshida
    Who's "everyone?"
[01:02] Yuichi
    My friends.
SIGN    Episode 1: Huh? Yuichi-kun Suspects His Friends?
SIGN    Episode 1: Huh? Yuichi-kun Suspects His Friends?
[01:09] Shibe
    You did it, Yuichi!
[01:10] Shibe
    But y'know, if you'd just asked, my Dad would
    have spotted you the 70K, no problem.
[01:15] Shiho
    Shibe!
[01:16] Shiho
    Quit saying things like that!
    It's so condescending!
[01:20] Tenji
    Give him a break, Sawaragi-san.
    He didn't mean anything by it.
[01:24] Tenji
    But I think you have something else
    to say to him. Right, Kokorogi-san?
[01:28] Yutori
    Mm-hmm.
[01:29] Shibe
    I guess you're right.
[01:31] Shiho
    All right, then. Again...
[01:33] Shibe
    Good job, Yuichi!
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Class president who's good at sports and comes from
     a rich family. That makes him sound perfect, but...
SIGN    He's an airhead and can be very inconsiderate, 
    so he's surprisingly unpopular with girls... 
    All in all, he's a hard guy to hate, though.
[01:37] Shiho
    I wasn't worried about him for a minute.
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Our class vice president, but people also
     say she's the "real" class president.
SIGN    Her father's a police officer and she had 
    a strict upbringing, so she hates things 
    that aren't right and is a tough fighter. 
    In many ways, she's very dependable.
[01:42] Tenji
    I'm looking forward to the trip.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
SIGN    A genius at the top of his class. He isn't just good at 
    studying, he also has top-level communication skills.
SIGN    He might look unfriendly, but I've never met anyone,
     including teachers, who would ever bad-mouth him. 
    He acts as our negotiator, too.
[01:47] Yutori
    W-Well done, Yuichi!
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Nice girl who doesn't speak up much. I think 
    she likes anime and stuff.
SIGN    She was bullied during first year, but now 
    that she's in the same class as Sawaragi, 
    there's no way the bullying could continue... 
    We became friends through Sawaragi.
[01:52] Yuichi
    Thanks, guys.
[01:56] Yuichi
    We're all friends, now and forever.
[02:00] Yuichi
    At least, that's what I'd always thought.
[02:03] Teacher
    I have something very
     important to tell you all.
[02:06] Teacher
    The two million yen we collected
    for the school trip was stolen.
[02:11] Students
    Huh? No way!
[02:12] Shiho
    I'm so sorry, guys!
[02:16] Shiho
    I put the money in my locker
    yesterday during fifth period...
[02:21] Shiho
    And I locked the door, but a few
     minutes later, it was gone.
[02:26] Shiho
    Please, if the thief is here, speak up!
SIGN    Why the hell does she suspect us?
[02:31] Student 1 {center?}
    We know who has money problems...
SIGN    Why did they collect cash anyway?
[02:33] Student 2 {right}
    Who's the poorest one here?
[02:33] Students
    There's no way the thief would admit it.
[02:36] Yuichi
    In the end, no one came forward.
[02:39] Yuichi
    And the next day, for some reason,
    Sawaragi and Shibe stopped coming to school.
[02:46] Student 3
    Hey, don't you think Sawaragi
    and Shibe stole it?
[02:49] Student 4
    The crying and stuff looked totally fake.
[02:51] Tenji
    This doesn't look good.
[02:51] Female student
    Really? I'd never forgive them.
[02:54] Tenji
    Neither one is answering
    or responding to texts.
SIGN    Stare...
[02:57] Tenji
    The long weekend starts tomorrow.
    Should we check on them?
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
[03:17] Yuichi
    Who is it?
[03:23] Yuichi
    What's this? A letter?
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
[03:29] Yuichi
    From Sawaragi?
[03:33] Shiho
    "Yuichi, I have something
    important to tell you.
[03:37] Shiho
    I'll be waiting at the school gate
    tonight at 11:00."
[03:46] Shiho
    You're late, Yuichi!
[03:48] Yuichi
    G-Guys...?
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
[03:53] Yuichi
    Guys, why are you all here?
[03:57] Shibe
    Huh? Why are you asking us?
[03:59] Yuichi
    Huh?
[04:00] Tenji
    Don't you have something
    important to tell us?
[04:03] Shiho
    You sent this letter to our homes.
[04:07] Shiho
    I was like, "A letter? In this day and age?"
    But I know you don't have a cell phone.
[04:11] Shiho
    I thought it was gonna be a love
    confession, I was shocked.
[04:13] Yutori
    Yeah.
[04:16] Shiho
    Yuichi?
[04:17] Yuichi
    This isn't right.
[04:20] Yuichi
    We're clearly being set up here.
[04:23] Shiho
    Yuichi, behind you!
[04:26] Yuichi
    W-What the...
[04:28] Shiho
    Let me go!
[04:29] Tenji
    What the hell are you doing?
[04:30] Shibe
    Hey... Stop!
[04:33] Yuichi
    Stop... it! What are you doing...
[04:38] Yuichi
    to my friends...
[04:44] (Flashback) Teacher
    Yuichi-kun.
[04:46] (Flashback) Teacher
    The most important thing
    in this world is money.
[04:51] (Flashback) Mother
    Yuichi.
[04:55] (Flashback) Mother
    There's something more important
    than money in this world—
[04:58] (Flashback) Mother
    your friends.
[05:04] Shiho
    Yuichi! Are you okay?
[05:06] Yuichi
    Sawaragi?
[05:12] Yuichi
    Where is this?
[05:14] Yuichi
    Is everyone oka—
[05:17] Manabu
    Hey, guys!
[05:20] Manabu
    Good morning!
[05:27] Yuichi
    Who the hell is that?
[05:29] Yutori
    It's Manabu-kun. He's a character
    from an old, late-night anime.
[05:33] Yutori
    He looks cute, but steals
    children's treasures.
[05:38] Manabu
    Guess I don't need to introduce myself.
[05:42] Manabu
    So, let's get to it!
[05:43] Manabu
    Right now, you're gonna play
    a really simple game with me!
[05:47] Tenji
    Game?
[05:48] Manabu
    For each game you clear,
    you get two million yen!
[05:52] Yuichi
    T-Two million yen?!
[05:54] Manabu
    Plus, there are bonus chances in each game,
[05:57] Manabu
    so you'll be able to repay your
    20 million yen debt in a jiffy!
[06:03] Yuichi
    Debt? T-Twenty million?!
[06:09] Yuichi
    What the hell's going on?!
    How'd we get that much debt?!
[06:13] Manabu
    Huh...
[06:15] Manabu
    You don't remember anything
    like that, Katagiri-kun?
[06:18] Manabu
    In that case, maybe the debt
    belongs to one of the others.
[06:23] Yuichi
    What did you say?!
[06:26] Shibe
    Hey, Yuichi!
[06:27] Yuichi
    Oh... sorry.
[06:29] Tenji
    So, Manabu-kun, what you're trying to say
[06:33] Tenji
    is that one of us five has 20 million in debt,
[06:36] Tenji
    and if we beat this game
    thing, it'll be forgiven?
[06:39] Manabu
    Yeah, yeah! Do you get it now?
[06:42] Tenji
    Oh yes, I get it...
[06:44] Tenji
    You're a crook!
[06:47] Tenji
    Even if we were in debt, you can't get away
    with abduction and confinement.
[06:53] Tenji
    This is kidnapping, plain
    and simple! It's a crime!
[06:56] Shibe
    He's right!
[06:56] Shiho
    I bet our parents are already search—
[06:58] Manabu
    Dummies!
[07:00] Manabu
    You're the ones who wanted to play!
[07:04] Manabu
    I've already received the entry fee. 10 percent
    of the 20 million yen debt, totaling...
[07:09] Yuichi
    Two million yen!
[07:11] Yuichi
    Two million... like the school trip fund?
[07:17] Yuichi
    Does that mean one of us is the thief?
[07:20] Tenji
    If we don't play, what happens then?
[07:23] Manabu
    I'll just let you go!
[07:25] Manabu
    But I won't return
    the two million entry fee,
[07:28] Manabu
    and whoever has the 20 million
    debt will have to pay it off alone.
SIGN    Debt: 20 million yen
[07:33] Manabu
    If you do play, the debt will be split
    into five shares of four million yen each.
SIGN    Debt: 20 million yen
SIGN    Debt: 4 million yen
SIGN    Debt: 4 million yen
SIGN    Debt: 4 million yen
SIGN    Debt: 4 million yen
SIGN    Debt: 4 million yen
[07:38] Yuichi
    Four million yen each...
[07:41] Manabu
    You can lower that by playing the game!
[07:44] Manabu
    If you lose, the debt won't increase,
    but you'll each be stuck with what's left.
[07:52] Manabu
    I'll give you five minutes,
    so think it over, okay?
[08:06] Yuichi
    H-Hey, about the debt...
[08:09] Shiho
    Given the circumstances, I don't think we
    should try and figure out whose debt it is.
[08:15] Shiho
    I can't imagine they did this to trap us.
[08:19] Shiho
    They were probably in serious trouble,
    needed to find a way out,
[08:23] Shiho
    and were counting on us as friends to help.
[08:28] Tenji
    Yes, I suppose so.
[08:30] Shibe
    I could have lent them plenty!
[08:32] Shiho
    Yeah, if it's between us...
[08:34] Tenji
    ...we don't need any explanation.
[08:37] Yutori
    We're friends, after all.
[08:38] Yutori
    We're friends, after all.
[08:41] Yuichi
    Really? Is that what friends are for?
[08:45] Shibe
    Don't you think so, Yuichi?
[08:47] Yuichi
    Yeah, w-well, I...
[08:50] Manabu
    Huh? Yuichi-kun suspects his friends?
[08:53] Yuichi
    N-No way. I just wanted to
    know what the debt is for.
[08:58] Manabu
    Why would you want to know?
[09:00] Manabu
    If it was a really stupid reason,
    would you abandon your friend?
SIGN    The spoiled rich Shibe?
SIGN    The hypocritical Shiho-sama?
[09:05] Manabu
    So Yuichi-kun, which one's untrustworthy trash?
SIGN    The sly Tenji-kun?
SIGN    The sexy Yutori-chan?
[09:09] Manabu
    Or is it just that you care more
    about money than your friends?
[09:13] Manabu
    Maybe the reason doesn't matter.
    You just don't wanna waste that money.
[09:17] Manabu
    Why don't you tell everyone, then?
[09:19] Manabu
    What's most important to you, Yuichi-kun?
[09:22] Yuichi
    T-The most important thing to me is...
[09:25] Manabu
    Yeah, yeah, what is it?
[09:28] Teacher
    It's money.
[09:29] Mother
    It's friends.
[09:31] Yuichi
    The most important thing to me is...
[09:35] Yuichi
    Friends!
[09:37] Yuichi
    Friends are more important than money!
[09:39] Manabu
    There ya go!
[09:44] Manabu
    All right then, I'll show you
    to the first game room!
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
[09:54] Manabu
    Okay, come in, come in.
[09:55] Shibe
    Eh... what is this place?
SIGN    When You See a Stranger, Expect a Thief.
[09:58] Shiho
    It looks like a classroom.
[10:02] Tenji
    Is the outside just a painting?
SIGN    Class Lesson 
    When You See a Stranger, Expect a Thief.
[10:06] Shiho
    And... a Kokkuri-san?
SIGN    Yes
SIGN    No
[10:08] Shibe
    A huge ten yen coin!
SIGN    Friendship
[10:09] Manabu
    Attention, please!
[10:11] Manabu
    First of all, take your name
    tags over there.
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
[10:15] Manabu
    Before you put them on,
    check the number on the back.
[10:20] Shiho
    Negative four million?
[10:22] Manabu
    Right. That's your current debt amount.
[10:25] Manabu
    If you clear the game and that drops
    to zero, so does your debt.
[10:30] Manabu
    But you can't show that
    number to anyone else.
[10:33] Manabu
    If you do, the amount will double.
[10:37] Yutori
    Double?
[10:38] Yuichi
    Right now, that would be
    eight million in debt.
[10:41] Tenji
    We just can't show it, right?
[10:44] Manabu
    Yeah! It's okay to say it, though.
[10:47] Shibe
    That's not such a harsh rule, then.
[10:50] Manabu
    Well, seeing is believing. So let's give
     the Kokkuri-san game a shot!
[10:56] Manabu
    Put your finger on the coin and push it
    to the answer you think is right.
SIGN    Japan's northernmost prefecture is Hokkaido.
[11:00] Manabu
    Question: Japan's northernmost
    prefecture is Hokkaido.
[11:06] Manabu
    Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if you are
    present, please tell us the answer.
[11:14] Yutori
    It moved!
[11:19] Shiho
    It stopped?
[11:21] Manabu
    Ta-da! Correct answer!
[11:25] Manabu
    If that was real, you would
    have cleared the game!
[11:27] Shibe
    Just like that?
[11:28] Manabu
    Yeah!
[11:29] Manabu
    If the five good friends give the same
    answer, Kokkuri-san raises his hands.
[11:33] Manabu
    Okay, now Yutori-chan,
    try to push it toward "no."
[11:38] Yutori
    Eh? Um...
[11:43] Manabu
    Yes! If even one person's answer is different,
    Kokkuri-san will favor the minority.
[11:49] Tenji
    I see.
[11:50] Shiho
    In other words, it's a pass/fail quiz
    to see if we can all agree.
[11:53] Manabu
    There are five questions in total.
    If you clear one, you win the game.
SIGN    - Manabu-kun selects a question reader.  - The reader opens a numbered envelope. - If you win, you get two million yen. - Everyone's debt will go down 400,000 at a time. - You may only speak when reading a question.  (If you break the rules, your debt is doubled.)
[11:57] Manabu
    Also, read the fine print over there.
[12:00] Manabu
    Finally, if you get every question wrong,
[12:05] Manabu
    last place gets a penalty!
[12:06] Manabu
    If it's game over, the person with the most
    debt has to take everyone else's, too!
SIGN    Last place penalty
[12:13] Manabu
    Lastly, since you look a little anxious,
    I'll give you some important advice:
[12:20] Manabu
    Never doubt your friends!
[12:24] Manabu
    That's the only way to have a happy
     ending to the Tomodachi Game!
[12:32] Manabu
    Onto the first game, then!
[12:33] Manabu
    Kokkuri-san game, start!
[12:35] Manabu
    The first reader is Shibe Makoto!
[12:39] Yuichi
    What was that look?
[12:43] Yuichi
    Huh?
[12:44] Shibe
    Question: Is the tallest mountain in Japan Mt. Fuji?
[12:48] Yuichi
    It's simple! We can do it!
[12:51] Manabu
    Hup!
[12:52] Manabu
    Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if you are
    present, please tell us the answer.
[12:58] Yuichi
    We had no idea how terrifying
    the game would be.
SIGN    No
SIGN    No
[13:07] Manabu
    Question one: Incorrect!
[13:10] Manabu
    The correct answer is "Yes!"
SIGN    Yes
SIGN    - You may only speak when reading a question. 
    (If you break the rules, your debt is doubled.)
SIGN    - You may only speak when reading a question. 
    (If you break the rules, your debt is doubled.)
[13:32] Yuichi
    But what does this mean?
[13:35] Yuichi
    There's no way we'd get that wrong.
[13:38] Yuichi
    Did someone deliberately choose "no"?
[13:42] Manabu
    Question two: The reader is Sawaragi Shiho.
[13:48] Shiho
    Question: Does one plus one equal two?
[13:52] Yuichi
    It's too simple!
[13:54] Manabu
    Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if you are
    present, please tell us the answer.
[13:54] Yuichi
    Someone must have just overthought
    the first question. That's it!
SIGN    Yes
[13:58] Yuichi
    "Yes" is the only possible answer!
SIGN    No
[14:01] Manabu
    "No"—Incorrect!
[14:04] Yuichi
    S-Someone here is a traitor.
    But for what reason?
[14:09] Yuichi
    Actually, there was some trouble recently...
[14:12] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Hey, Shibe, what's up with your face?
[14:15] (Flashback) Shibe
    I tried to surprise Shiho with a kiss.
[14:18] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Oh, jeez.
[14:19] (Flashback) Tenji
    Did you actually kiss her?
[14:23] (Flashback) Shibe
    She smacked me before I could.
[14:26] (Flashback) Shibe
    Tenji, talk to Shiho for me
    so we can make up!
[14:30] (Flashback) Tenji
    Absolutely not.
[14:30] (Flashback) Shibe
    Yuichi, I beg you! Aren't we friends?
[14:33] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Uh, yeah...
[14:35] (Flashback) Shiho
    I'm not mad about Shibe anymore!
[14:38] (Flashback) Yuichi
    O-Oh, okay.
[14:40] (Flashback) Shiho
    But I am mad about something else.
[14:42] (Flashback) Yuichi
    About what?
[14:47] (Flashback) Shiho
    Well, you and Shibe are
     so casual about it...
[14:50] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Huh? Me? What did I do?
[14:54] (Flashback) Shiho
    Fine. Whatever. I'll forgive him.
[14:56] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Good.
[14:58] (Flashback) Shiho
    In exchange, you have to tell me a secret,
    something that the other three don't know.
[15:03] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Why would you want to know that?
[15:05] (Flashback) Shiho
    Who cares? Don't overthink it, dummy.
[15:08] (Flashback) Yuichi
    All right, fine. But don't tell
     the others. Especially Shibe.
[15:15] Manabu
    Question three. The reader is Mikasa Tenji.
[15:18] Tenji
    Question: Is the English word for Nihon "Japan"?
[15:21] Manabu
    Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if you are
    present, please tell us the answer.
SIGN    Class Lesson 
    When You See a Stranger, Expect a Thief.
SIGN    No
[15:26] Manabu
    Wrong again and again!
[15:29] Yuichi
    Who moved it to "no"?
[15:30] Yuichi
    Why are we 20 million yen in debt?
[15:32] Yuichi
    Risking self-destruction...
[15:33] Yuichi
    Is one of us holding a grudge?
[15:35] Yuichi
    At this rate, it's over.
[15:38] Yuichi
    At this rate, I'll begin to doubt everyone...
[15:43] Yuichi
    and my heart will turn black.
SIGN    turn black
[15:46] Manabu
    Question four. The reader
    is Katagiri Yuichi.
[15:51] Yuichi
    W-What the hell is this?
SIGN    Reader chooses the question.
[15:54] Yuichi
    There's no question written.
[15:57] Yuichi
    I have to think of one myself?
SIGN    If the 10 yen coin goes to "yes," you clear the game.
     If the 10 yen coin goes to "no," only the reader's debt will be halved.
[16:02] Yuichi
    If "Yes," we advance to the next game.
SIGN    Yes
SIGN    No
[16:05] Yuichi
    If "No," that mistake
    will keep us from winning,
[16:08] Yuichi
    but my debt will be cut in half.
[16:12] (Flashback) Manabu
    The person with the most debt
    has to take everyone else's, too!
SIGN    Last place penalty
SIGN    reader's debt will be halved.
[16:17] Yuichi
    I get it! The first three questions
    were the same way!
[16:21] Yuichi
    They chose questions with
    an easy "Yes" answer
[16:24] Yuichi
    but then picked "No" themselves.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
[16:26] Yuichi
    And they did it to cut
    their own debt in half!
[16:32] Yuichi
    Yeah... That must be it.
[16:37] Maria
    Look at this guy's face in Group C!
[16:40] Maria
    He totally suspects his friends now.
[16:43] Maria
    Will he be able to choose "yes"?
[16:46] Tsukino
    It must be difficult.
[16:48] Tsukino
    Humans are only able to endure difficulties
    when they see others enduring the same.
[16:54] Tsukino
    They're unable to persevere in
    solitude. They can't handle it.
SIGN    Yes
SIGN    No
SIGN    Yes
[16:59] Yuichi
    It's "yes."
[17:01] Yuichi
    As long as I choose "yes,"
    the game will end.
[17:05] Yuichi
    It will end, but then...
[17:08] Yuichi
    My debt will be reduced by 400,000,
    only 1/5 of the reward for clearing it.
[17:15] Yuichi
    But their debt is already half!
    They'd wipe out 2.4 million!
[17:20] Yuichi
    In that case, I should, too...
[17:22] Maria
    Oh? Is he thinking there
    might be another move?
[17:27] Tsukino
    If so, it would be a shame.
[17:30] Tsukino
    No team has ever beat the Kokkuri-san
    game after reaching the fifth question.
[17:35] Yuichi
    I should pick "No", too.
[17:39] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Are you okay, Kokorogi?
[17:41] (Flashback) Yutori
    Y-Yeah. The same people are still
    bullying me a little. That's all.
[17:47] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Sorry, Kokorogi.
[17:49] (Flashback) Yutori
    Huh? Why?
[17:51] (Flashback) Yuichi
    The other three would probably be able to
    say something encouraging right now.
[17:57] (Flashback) Yutori
    No...
[18:00] (Flashback) Yutori
    That's good enough, Yuichi.
[18:02] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Huh?
[18:05] (Flashback) Yutori
    You know, you might be the only one
    I can call a true friend, Yuichi.
[18:10] (Flashback) Yutori
    I really like the other three,
    but they feel a little distant.
[18:16] (Flashback) Yutori
    Have you noticed, Yuichi?
[18:18] (Flashback) Yutori
    You're the only one who
     calls me just "Kokorogi."
[18:23] (Flashback) Yutori
    That's because you're the only one
    that close to me. You know?
[18:33] Yuichi
    Question: Is one week seven days long?
[18:37] Yuichi
    That's who I need to think about now...
[18:40] Maria
    Huh?!
[18:41] Tsukino
    It appears that he had second thoughts.
[18:43] Maria
    How boring! Are they going to win now?
[18:47] Yuichi
    The one I need to think about most now
    is the fifth reader, Kokorogi.
[18:52] Manabu
    Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if you are
    present, please tell us the answer.
[18:57] Yuichi
    For Kokorogi, for my friends,
    I have to choose "Yes"!
SIGN    Yes
SIGN    No
[19:06] Manabu
    No.
[19:07] Yuichi
    Why? Why?!
SIGN    Why!!?
[19:12] text
    Someone's trying to dump all the debt
    on Kokorogi and finish after just one game!
SIGN    Last place penalty
[19:21] Yuichi
    But if the fifth question's the same,
    the debts will balance out.
[19:29] Yuichi
    Wait... is the fifth question different?
[19:33] Maria
    Did he figure it out?
[19:35] Tsukino
    It appears so.
[19:37] Tsukino
    The fifth question doesn't state
    any conditions for reducing debt.
[19:40] Tsukino
    It's purely a "yes" or "no" question.
[19:43] Tsukino
    But in their current state, they'll
     probably read too much into it.
[19:49] Manabu
    All right, final question!
[19:51] Manabu
    If you don't get this one right,
    it's game over.
SIGN    Debt: 20 million
[20:00] Manabu
    Question five.
[20:01] Manabu
    The reader is Kokorogi Yutori.
[20:04] Yutori
    Question: Will we always be friends?
[20:19] Tsukino
    If this had been the first question,
[20:21] Tsukino
    they all would have thought
    the answer was yes.
[20:25] Tsukino
    But at this rate, they're all
    sure to fall straight into Hell.
[20:32] Manabu
    C'mon, c'mon everyone,
    put your fingers down!
SIGN    Yes
SIGN    No
[20:34] Manabu
    Here's a big hint: The answer
    to this question is "Yes"!
SIGN    Yes 
    No
[20:38] Manabu
    Hmm, but I bet someone will pick "No"...
SIGN    No 
    Yes
[20:41] Manabu
    It's all or nothing! Do you pick "No"
    and put "Yes" in the minority?
SIGN    No
    Yes
[20:46] Manabu
    It'd be hilarious if everyone
    picked "No", then!
[20:50] Manabu
    All right, the moment of truth!
[20:52] Maria
    It's over! Group C is going to
    be eliminated in round one!
[20:57] Yuichi
    Wait just a second.
[21:00] Yuichi
    Before we get the last vote...
SIGN    ...only speak when reading a question. 
    ...break the rules, your debt is doubled.)
[21:05] Yuichi
    You guys...
[21:08] Yuichi
    Do you know what color underwear
    Sawaragi is wearing today?
SIGN    NEXT: You Have a Lot to Say to Me, Don't You?

E2 - You Have a Lot to Say to Me, Don't You?
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SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    thief
SIGN    parent and child crooks
SIGN    Episode 2: You Have a Lot to Say to Me, Don't You?
SIGN    Episode 2: You Have a Lot to Say to Me, Don't You?
[01:32] Yuichi
    Shibe! You have the hots
    for Sawaragi, right?
[01:36] Yuichi
    Do you want to know?
[01:38] Yuichi
    Hey, Sawaragi, your face is bright red!
[01:43] Yuichi
    Hmm? How about you, Tenji?
[01:47] Yuichi
    Do you want me to tell you?
[01:49] Yuichi
    Fine, but only if you ask out loud
    and say, "Tell me, please."
[01:59] Yuichi
    As if. There's no way you'd say it,
SIGN    - You may only speak when reading a question.
     (If you break this rule, your debt is doubled.)
[02:02] Yuichi
    'cause if you did, the debt you worked
    so hard to lower would all come back.
[02:07] Yuichi
    I can see right through you.
[02:09] Yuichi
    One of you is trying to dump
    the debt all on Kokorogi.
[02:15] Yuichi
    But that won't work. Since I talked,
    my debt is now doubled.
[02:20] Yuichi
    Basically, I'm the one with
    the most debt now, no question.
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
[02:25] Yuichi
    And if this is game over, the traitor's
     gonna be the big loser, here.
[02:33] Yuichi
    It was written on my question card.
[02:36] Yuichi
    "Rule change: The last place penalty will go
    to the person with the least debt."
SIGN    Reader chooses the question.
SIGN    Rule change: The last place penalty will go to the person with the least debt.
[02:42] Maria
    Huh? No way!
[02:43] Tsukino
    Of course he's bluffing.
[02:45] Maria
    Oh, right! Nobody would believe that.
[02:48] Tsukino
    Are you sure about that?
[02:49] Tsukino
    Imagine you're the traitor.
    Think about it carefully.
[02:54] Tsukino
    You've succeeded in reducing
    your debt and are poised to win.
[02:58] Tsukino
    Now you just have to aim
    the last place penalty at your target.
[03:01] Tsukino
    It makes you feel just like a hunter.
[03:04] Tsukino
    But what if, at the moment
    you're about to pull the trigger,
[03:10] Tsukino
    you learned that you were 
    the one being hunted?
[03:15] Tsukino
    You mustn't speak. If you do,
    you'll be hunted down.
[03:19] Tsukino
    Caught in Katagiri Yuichi's trap, speaking out
[03:22] Tsukino
    would be the same as confessing
    that you have the least debt.
[03:26] Tsukino
    So, you cannot speak. You cannot move.
[03:29] Tsukino
    You have to wait in silence.
[03:32] Yuichi
    As if! It's a joke! Just a joke.
[03:35] Yuichi
    I only wanted to change the mood.
[03:38] Yuichi
    There's no traitor here. I trust all of you.
SIGN    Class Lesson
     When You See a Stranger, Expect a Thief
[03:41] Yuichi
    Okay, let's get back to the game.
[03:44] Yuichi
    I think the question was,
    "Will we always be friends?"
[03:50] Yuichi
    It's a no-brainer.
    The answer is obviously "yes."
[03:55] Yuichi
    Right?
[03:56] Tsukino
    That look... it's his final warning.
[04:00] Tsukino
    Let's make this a "yes." Otherwise
    the traitor will be the one who dies.
[04:04] Maria
    It'll be fun to see if the traitor
    falls for his bluff or not!
[04:08] Maria
    I'm so excited!
[04:16] Manabu
    Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if you are present,
     please tell us the answer.
[04:21] Manabu
    Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san,
    if you are present, tell us the answer.
SIGN    Yes
[04:32] Manabu
    Yes! Correct answer!
[04:34] Manabu
    You've cleared the Kokkuri-san game!
[04:37] Maria
    Oh, my God!
[04:39] Tsukino
    With wit and courage like that,
[04:41] Tsukino
    he doesn't seem like
    an ordinary high schooler.
[04:44] Tsukino
    However, he paid quite a price
    to clear the game.
[04:48] Tsukino
    Suspicion really does beget monsters.
[04:51] Tsukino
    In order to clear the game,
[04:54] Tsukino
    Katagiri Yuichi planted the seed of doubt
    that one of them is a traitor.
SIGN    Group C 
    First Game: Kokkuri-san Game
SIGN    CLEARED
SIGN    Prize won: Two million yen
[05:05] Yuichi
    I have to uncover the traitor
    before the second game.
[05:09] Yuichi
    And to do that...
[05:11] Yuichi
    Guys, how much debt do you have now?
[05:15] Tenji
    We should all have the same amount.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji 
    Debt: 3.6 million yen
     (self-reported)
[05:17] Tenji
    The first game took 400,000 off our
    4 million debt, so it's 3.6 million now.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji 
    Debt: 3.6 million yen
     (self-reported)
SIGN    Shibe Makoto 
     3.6 million yen
     (self-reported)
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho  
    Debt: 3.6 million yen 
     (self-reported)
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
     Debt: 3.6 million yen 
     (self-reported)
[05:22] Makoto
    M-Me too, of course.
[05:24] Shiho
    I haven't lost more than anyone else.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[05:28] Tenji
    Should we show the back of our name tags?
[05:32] Yuichi
    Not a chance. Your debt would double.
[05:35] Shibe
    But you already have...
[05:37] Shiho
    ...because you just talked.
[05:39] Yuichi
    No, I'm at 3.6 million, too.
[05:42] Yuichi
    It did double when I talked,
    but I'd already cut it in half,
SIGN    If the 10 yen coin goes to "yes," you clear the game. 
    If the 10 yen coin goes to "no," only the reader's debt will be halved.
SIGN    Friendship
[05:47] Yuichi
    so it ended up even.
SIGN    - Manabu-kun selects a question reader. 
    - The reader opens a numbered envelope.
    - If you win, you get two million yen.
    - Everyone's debt will go down 400,000 at a time.
    - You may only speak when reading a question. 
    (If you break this rule, your debt is doubled.)
[05:49] Yuichi
    In the first game, I bet our answers
    didn't match because we were nervous.
[05:54] Yuichi
    Let's start over fresh in the second
    game and trust each other.
[05:57] Manabu
    Hey, are you done? You talk too much.
[06:00] Yuichi
    Uh... yeah.
[06:02] Manabu
    Okay, let's go, then!
[06:04] Yuichi
    Oh, sorry. My shoelace.
[06:07] Manabu
    Huh? We'll go without you.
[06:11] Yuichi
    Yeah, I'll catch up in a sec.
[06:16] Yuichi
    Everyone has the same debt?
    Sorry, but I can't believe that.
[06:22] Maria
    Oh, he noticed!
[06:24] Tsukino
    Yes.
[06:25] Tsukino
    The question cards are the only things
    that show the conditions for reducing debt.
[06:30] Tsukino
    If you check those, you'll understand
    how the amounts changed in the game.
SIGN    If the 10 yen coin goes to "no," only the reader's debt will be halved.
SIGN    Reader chooses the question.
SIGN    If the 10 yen coin goes to "yes," you clear the game.
[06:35] Yuichi
    The text is disappearing!
[06:37] Tsukino
    Too bad. We used a special
    ink for certain parts,
[06:42] Tsukino
    so the text would disappear
    after a fixed amount of time.
SIGN    Reader chooses the question.
SIGN    Reader chooses the question.
SIGN    Reader chooses the question.
SIGN    Question:
     "Will we always be friends?"
[06:46] Yuichi
    Damn!
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
[06:47] Shiho
    Yuichi?
[06:50] Shiho
    What's wrong? You look upset.
[06:53] Yuichi
    O-Oh, it's nothing. What's up, Sawaragi?
[06:57] Shiho
    I wanted to talk to you alone.
[07:02] Shiho
    What do you think about
     this situation, Yuichi?
[07:06] Shiho
    Do you really think one of us is a traitor?
[07:12] Shiho
    I think so.
[07:15] Shiho
    You agree, right?
[07:17] Shiho
    If you know who the traitor is, tell me!
[07:20] Shiho
    At least tell me who you suspect!
[07:23] Yuichi
    The one I suspect the most is you, Sawaragi.
[07:28] Shiho
    No way! Why me?!
[07:32] Yuichi
    Before the game started, you said...
[07:35] (Flashback) Shiho
    Given the circumstances, I don't think we
    should try and figure out whose debt it is.
[07:40] Yuichi
    The Sawaragi Shiho I know
[07:43] Yuichi
    would never forgive the thief who stole the
     school trip fund and put us in this game.
[07:48] Yuichi
    Especially if it was a friend.
[07:52] Shiho
    Sorry, Yuichi. I have to
    apologize about something.
[07:58] Shiho
    I thought you were the one
    who stole the money.
[08:02] Yuichi
    Huh?!
[08:03] Yuichi
    B-Because I'm poor?
[08:07] Yuichi
    You pitied me because I'm poor
    and my parents are gone?
[08:10] Yuichi
    That's why you didn't question me?
[08:12] Shiho
    No! It wasn't that at all!
[08:14] Yuichi
    What other reason is there, then?!
[08:16] Shiho
    I-It's...
[08:18] Yuichi
    What is it?!
[08:19] Shiho
    It's because... I like you, Yuichi.
[08:23] Yuichi
    Eh?
[08:24] Yuichi
    Huh?!
[08:26] Shiho
    It isn't pity or anything.
[08:29] Shiho
    It's because I like you, Yuichi. So...
[08:33] Yuichi
    It's okay. I get it. I get it now.
SIGN    Friendship
[08:38] Yuichi
    So, do you still suspect me?
[08:41] Shiho
    Nope. You aren't the thief, Yuichi.
[08:44] Shiho
    But I have to apologize
    about one more thing.
[08:47] Shiho
    Actually, my debt right now
    isn't 3.6 million.
[08:53] Shiho
    It's 7.6 million.
[08:56] Yuichi
    Her debt should be half, but it's double?!
SIGN    4 million yen x 2 - 400,000 yen
SIGN    7.6 million yen
[08:59] Shiho
    Remember when I almost yelled?
[09:03] Shiho
    I guess I made a little sound.
[09:08] Yuichi
    And you were so surprised,
    you lied about it?
[09:12] Shiho
    Mm-hmm.
[09:13] Shiho
    In that fifth question, I think you
    were trying to protect Yutori,
[09:18] Shiho
    but the one you really protected was me.
[09:24] Shiho
    Yuichi, I won't betray you, no matter what.
[09:28] Shiho
    I'll believe you, no matter what.
[09:31] Shiho
    Let's beat the Tomodachi Game together.
[09:34] Yuichi
    All right. Let's cooperate.
[09:37] Tsukino
    Katagiri Yuichi.
[09:39] Tsukino
    When money's involved, he becomes
    a sharp judge of character,
[09:42] Tsukino
    but that isn't enough to
    win the Tomodachi Game.
[09:46] Tsukino
    Because there are still others willing
    to destroy that friendship.
[09:59] Shibe
    W-Where are we?
[10:01] Yuichi
    The roof? I thought we were indoors.
[10:09] Manabu
    All righty, everyone!
[10:12] Shibe
    Huh? Manabu-kun?
[10:13] Manabu
    You gotta call me Manabu-sensei
    now, you dumbass.
[10:21] Manabu
    All right, listen up!
[10:23] Manabu
    You're keeping secrets
    from each other, aren't you?
[10:26] Manabu
    Today, I want you to spill all the beans!
[10:31] Manabu
    The gods are also watching over you
    from up in the big, blue sky.
SIGN    Go four-eyes!
SIGN    clap clap clap
SIGN    that hair lol
SIGN    she's cute
SIGN    hi
SIGN    hair lol
SIGN    yo
SIGN    i was waiting!
SIGN    oh lol they started lol
SIGN    did they finally start
SIGN    °clap°
SIGN    hi im god
SIGN    god
SIGN    °clap°
SIGN    wait
[10:40] Manabu
    Let's get started!
[10:42] Manabu
    The second game is Bad-Mouth Sugoroku!
SIGN    clap
SIGN    i'm so excited
SIGN    first stream
SIGN    °clap°
SIGN    hype
SIGN    good morning
SIGN    hi
SIGN    heyo
SIGN    °clap°
[10:48] Shibe
    Sugoroku? So these are spaces?
[10:52] Manabu
    In Bad-Mouth Sugoroku, you win
     by taking your friends out
[10:56] Manabu
    and sending them straight to hell.
[10:57] Yuichi
    Send our friends to hell?
[10:59] Manabu
    Yeah. Otherwise, it's just normal Sugoroku.
[11:02] Manabu
    Those are the detailed rules.
    Read them carefully!
SIGN    - The game is played in periods 
    - Each period, you bad-mouth someone 
    - Write it down on the bad-mouth card in the private room 
    - Once you enter the private room, you can't leave for three minutes 
    - You can write as many things as you want about each person 
    - You may submit a blank bad-mouth card 
    - You may lie (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player) 
    - The number of spaces you move is determined by the god survey
[11:06] Shibe
    I don't get it at all.
[11:08] Manabu
    All right, want to try it out, then?
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
[11:13] Manabu
    You go into the private room one at a time
    and write trash about someone.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
[11:17] Manabu
    Bad-mouth someone on a bad-mouth card,
     then put it in the box.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth 
    Box
[11:21] Manabu
    I'll collect the cards from the box
    and then read them.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
SIGN    Bad-Mouth 
    Reading
[11:27] Manabu
    Ta-da!
[11:28] Manabu
    "Kokorogi Yutori is actually a G cup."
[11:32] Manabu
    "Shibe Makoto wears a wig."
[11:34] Shibe
    Hey! That's not true!
[11:36] Manabu
    "Sawaragi Shiho has athlete's foot."
[11:39] Manabu
    "Mikasa Tenji wears fake
    glasses just for the looks."
[11:43] Manabu
    "Katagiri Yuichi is actually rich."
SIGN    A. Shibe Makoto — wig 
    B. Sawaragi Shiho — athlete's foot
     C. Katagiri Yuichi — rich
     D. Kokorogi Yutori — G cup
     E. Mikasa Tenji — fake glasses
[11:47] Manabu
    Once everyone's bad-mouthing is read,
    we do a survey with the gods,
SIGN    The Customer Is God
[11:53] Manabu
    the viewers funding the Tomodachi Game.
[11:55] Shibe
    Viewers?
SIGN    hmm
SIGN    calm down! this isn't the time to worry
SIGN    a wig at that age is wigcked
SIGN    fake glasses should apologize to the tryhards
SIGN    a wig is unforgivable but I can relate
SIGN    Yutori-chan is so cute
SIGN    the rich guy is unforgivable!
SIGN    that's tough
SIGN    I'm watching
SIGN    athlete's foot? I feel bad for her
SIGN    will someone pick Shibe?
SIGN    none of them are really unforgivable
SIGN    im a god
[11:56] Yutori
    Are we being turned into a show?
[11:58] Manabu
    And the survey says...
SIGN    Tallying results...
SIGN    Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
SIGN    Shibe Makoto — move 5 spaces
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi — move 4 spaces
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho — move 3 spaces
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji — move 2 spaces
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori — move 1 space
[12:02] Manabu
    That's how we decide
    how many spaces you move.
SIGN    Start
[12:06] Manabu
    You move the number of spaces you get
    and then follow the instructions.
[12:10] Tenji
    So, the survey determines popularity
    and unpopular people score higher?
[12:16] Manabu
    Yeah, but the first person to reach
    the goal will suffer a massive loss.
[12:22] Tenji
    What's that supposed to mean?
[12:23] Manabu
    When at least one person reaches
    the goal, you clear the game.
[12:27] Manabu
    Each person will get a 400,000 yen reward.
SIGN    400,000 yen per person
[12:30] Manabu
    But anyone left on the board
    when the game ends
SIGN    Additional Reward
[12:32] Manabu
    gets an additional one million.
SIGN    1 Million Yen!!
[12:35] Manabu
    They won't have to play the third game,
    and they can go home for a while.
SIGN    Go home!!
[12:41] Yutori
    W-We can go home!
[12:42] Manabu
    Spill all your friends' secrets
    and keep bad-mouthing them
[12:46] Manabu
    until someone falls into
    that hell of a goal.
[12:49] Manabu
    And that's Bad-Mouth Sugoroku!
    Doesn't it sound fun?
[12:52] Shiho
    It doesn't sound fun at all!
    There's no way we can do that!
[12:56] Manabu
    Just turn in a blank card, then.
SIGN    You may submit a blank bad-mouth card
[13:01] Shibe
    But what if everyone's
    bad-mouth card is blank?
[13:04] Manabu
    Then we don't survey the gods,
    and everyone moves one space.
[13:09] Shibe
    Okay, so if nobody writes anything,
    we'll all reach the goal together.
[13:14] Manabu
    Yeah. But then you just get
    a two million yen reward,
[13:17] Manabu
    and everyone will be forced
    to play the third game.
SIGN    exciting
SIGN    forced to play
SIGN    u mad?
SIGN    Shiho-samaaa
SIGN    you'd better listen up
[13:19] Shiho
    That isn't a problem at all.
[13:22] Manabu
    Oh? But if one person betrays you,
[13:24] Manabu
    everyone who left it blank will be
    at a huge disadvantage.
[13:28] Yuichi
    Sawaragi, don't worry.
[13:30] Yuichi
    We're friends. We won't betray each other.
[13:33] Shiho
    Yuichi...
[13:39] Shibe
    That's right! We're besties!
[13:42] Shiho
    Let's all reach the goal together, guys.
[13:45] Shiho
    That's the only way
    to protect our friendship.
[13:49] Maria
    Yeah, let's all reach the goal together!
[13:53] Maria
    It's just like a marathon.
[13:55] Maria
    But no one's ever running
    all together at the end.
[13:58] Tsukino
    That's true. Humans are very
     calculating creatures.
[14:02] Tsukino
    I wonder how many spaces they'll last
    together if it only disadvantages them.
SIGN    First Period
[14:09] Manabu
    Okay. The first submissions
    have been collected.
[14:12] Manabu
    And... zero bad-mouthing!
    They were all blank cards.
[14:16] Manabu
    So, everyone move one space
    together like friends.
SIGN    Players who stop on this space will 
    "Lose your wallet on the way home from school"
SIGN    - 100,000 yen
[14:27] Shiho
    Minus 100,000 yen?
[14:28] Shibe
    No way! You didn't tell us about that!
[14:31] Manabu
    Huh? Sure I did. I said it was
    normal Sugoroku otherwise.
SIGN    friendly 100,000 lol
SIGN    Shibe-kyun
SIGN    -100,000
SIGN    lolol
[14:35] Yuichi
    If we get 100,000 more debt per space,
    we'll end up with six million yen!
SIGN    Second Period
[14:43] Manabu
    The second round of cards
    were all blank, too.
[14:46] Manabu
    Okay, everyone, move forward one space.
SIGN    Players who stop on this space will 
    "Buy a painting of a dolphin from 
    a beautiful woman on the street"
SIGN    - 500,000 yen
[14:52] Yuichi
    F-Five hundred thousand?
[14:54] Manabu
    Why would they all be one hundred?
[14:57] Manabu
    Oh, dear. You look a little pale, guys.
[15:00] Manabu
    I guess you did just add
    600,000 of debt in two moves.
[15:04] Manabu
    I've got some great advice for you, though!
SIGN    All of the debt added during the game
SIGN    will be given to whoever reaches the goal first.
[15:08] Manabu
    Yup! Right now, with 600,000
    each from five people,
[15:12] Manabu
    you can add three million
    to someone else's debt!
[15:14] Manabu
    Now do you see why it's stupid
    for you to finish together?
[15:18] Shiho
    Don't let him manipulate us!
[15:20] Shibe
    Yeah, we get it, Shiho.
[15:23] Shiho
    Thanks, Shibe.
SIGN    Third Period
SIGN    blah blah
[15:28] Manabu
    And the results of the third submissions...
SIGN    this is lame, talk shit about someone!
SIGN    will something finally happen?
[15:31] Manabu
    One card is not blank!
[15:35] Tsukino
    That was faster than I expected.
[15:37] Maria
    I hope it's a really huge exposé!
[15:39] Tsukino
    Even a small one is good at first.
[15:41] Tsukino
    While it might look trivial
    from the outside,
[15:43] Tsukino
    for them it could be explosive
    enough to destroy their relationship.
[15:48] Manabu
    And it says...
[15:50] Manabu
    "Sawaragi Shiho likes Katagiri Yuichi."
[15:54] Yutori
    Huh?
SIGN    hey who wrote that?!
SIGN    Shiho-sama
SIGN    yeeees
SIGN    it's happening lol
SIGN    we got one lol
SIGN    yees
SIGN    y tho?
SIGN    about time
SIGN    seriously?
SIGN    hype
[15:55] Shibe
    S-Seriously?
[15:56] Shiho
    W-Why...
[15:58] Manabu
    Wait, there's more.
[16:00] Manabu
    "And the same Sawaragi Shiho
    used to date Mikasa Tenji."
SIGN    used to date
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[16:10] Tsukino
    The most popular way to destroy friendship
     between a man and a woman is with romance.
[16:14] Tsukino
    Of course, there's no reason to attack
    someone for who they like or once dated.
[16:21] Tsukino
    But it's still a tough issue to parse.
[16:25] Manabu
    And the result of the god survey is here!
SIGN    Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho — move 5 spaces
SIGN    Shibe Makoto — move 1 space
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi — move 1 space
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori — move 1 space
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji — move 1 space
SIGN    Players who stop on this space will 
    "Lose your wallet on vacation"
SIGN    - 500,000 yen
SIGN    Players who stop on this space will 
    "Win the lottery, but the ticket is a year old"
SIGN    +/- 0 yen
[16:36] Yuichi
    Plus-minus zero?
    So sometimes there's no change.
[16:39] Shibe
    Yuichi, how can you be so chill?
[16:41] Yuichi
    Huh?
[16:42] Shibe
    You didn't know Shiho liked you, did you?
[16:46] Shibe
    What the...
[16:47] Shibe
    You knew I liked her.
    Were you both mocking me?
[16:51] Tenji
    Cut it out. Jealousy isn't
    becoming of a man.
[16:54] Shibe
    This doesn't involve you!
[16:56] Tenji
    Yes, it does.
[16:57] Tenji
    I'm Shiho-chan's ex.
    I know her very well.
[17:01] Shiho
    Stop it, Tenji! Don't say it in a way
     people will misunderstand.
[17:05] Shibe
    Misunderstand?
[17:06] Shiho
    I didn't tell anyone, but Mikasa-kun
    and I were childhood friends.
[17:10] Shiho
    My dad is a police officer and
     Mikasa-kun's dad is a public prosecutor.
[17:15] Shiho
    They were in the same class in college,
    so our families were very close.
[17:19] (Flashback) Shiho's dad
    Tenji-kun is the only husband for Shiho.
[17:20] Shiho
    They decided between themselves
    that we should get engaged...
[17:22] (Flashback) Tenji's dad
    It'd be great if Shiho-chan 
    became my daughter!
[17:25] Shiho
    So we pretended to date, for our parents...
[17:30] Shiho
    until Mikasa-kun's dad died two years ago.
[17:33] Shiho
    Then Mikasa-kun changed schools.
[17:36] Shiho
    It was by chance that we met
    again last year in high school.
SIGN    blah blah...
SIGN    huh? what?
SIGN    blah blah...
SIGN    oooh
SIGN    getting complicated
SIGN    parents setting them up sounds like a manga
SIGN    childhood friends win confirmed
SIGN    a secret relationship lol
SIGN    fate?
[17:39] Shibe
    And you call that dating?
    That's a lie, right?
[17:44] Manabu
    Hmm. I'm not so sure.
[17:46] Manabu
    If they had no romantic feelings
    at the time, then it might be a lie.
[17:50] Shiho
    Yes, neither of us—
[17:53] Tenji
    I really did like you.
[17:56] Tenji
    Even now, I'm still in love with you.
SIGN    here we go!
SIGN    tell me that's a lie!
SIGN    Mikasa-kuuun!
SIGN    I feel bad for Shibe-kun
SIGN    oh snap!
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    twu wuv
SIGN    my heart
SIGN    a love confession!!
[18:01] Tenji
    That's why you've always pissed me off, Shibe!
[18:05] Tenji
    I couldn't stand your thoughtless statements
    and attitude toward Sawaragi-san!
[18:10] Yuichi
    Tenji...
[18:11] Shibe
    Then you should have just told me
    you liked her and to keep my hands off!
[18:16] Tenji
    How could I? I knew
     Sawaragi-san liked Yuichi.
[18:21] Shibe
    Th-That's still no reason
    to write it on the bad-mouth card!
[18:25] Tenji
    Huh? You've got to be the one who wrote it!
[18:27] Shibe
    Bullshit! How would anyone else know
    about your and Shiho's past?
[18:31] Tenji
    You're such a simpleton. That would
    make me the number one suspect.
[18:37] Tenji
    There's no way I wrote it.
[18:39] Tenji
    Shibe, try to think about it a little.
[18:42] Tenji
    You're starting to look like an idiot.
[18:46] Shibe
    Then why would a smart ass
    like you think it's me, Tenji-kun?
[18:50] Tenji
    You're jealous.
[18:51] Tenji
    You must have at least heard rumors
    about Sawaragi-san's connection to me and Yuichi.
[18:57] Tenji
    You wanted to see if it was true.
[19:00] Tenji
    You're jealous of the
     special connection we have.
[19:03] Tenji
    You're the only one who's
    literally "just a friend."
[19:07] Tenji
    Right?
[19:10] Shibe
    Tenji!
[19:11] Yuichi
    Stop, you idiots!
[19:13] Yuichi
    Break it up!
[19:16] Yuichi
    You both like Sawaragi, right?
[19:19] Yuichi
    Then quit doing things that upset her.
[19:24] Yutori
    So, Shiho-chan, you like Yuichi, don't you?
[19:27] Shiho
    Y-Yeah.
[19:28] Yutori
    And not just Shibe-kun,
    but Mikasa-kun, too...
[19:32] Shiho
    Yutori...?
[19:33] Yutori
    The boys all fall for you, Shiho-chan.
[19:37] Yutori
    I bet Yuichi will, too.
[19:40] Maria
    Yay! What an absolute mess!
[19:43] Tsukino
    It is quite interesting.
[19:44] Tsukino
    Playing dumb in the midst
    of all that carnage.
[19:47] Tsukino
    Whoever wrote that card is
    lying through their teeth.
SIGN    Fourth Period
[19:54] Yuichi
    I'll go in first.
[20:03] Yuichi
    Okay, I left mine blank. You're next.
[20:07] Shiho
    All right. I've got this.
[20:15] Yuichi
    All right. Are they all blank?
[20:18] Manabu
    This time there are three submissions!
[20:21] Maria
    As expected!
[20:22] Makoto
    Shibe Makoto took baths with
     his mother until junior high.
SIGN    how cute lmao
SIGN    junior high!
SIGN    ew srsly?
SIGN    Shibe-kyun lol
[20:27] Manabu
    Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
    take a bath for a week.
SIGN    nasty lol
SIGN    nasty lol
SIGN    how dirty lol
SIGN    crying poor tears
[20:31] Manabu
    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
    has had plastic surgery.
SIGN    Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[20:35] Manabu
    And the results of the survey are...
SIGN    no kidding...
SIGN    is she that desperate to be popular?
SIGN    say it isn't so, Shiho-sama lol
SIGN    plastic surgery, of course
SIGN    she would, wouldn't she?
SIGN    she left them in the dust
SIGN    that's just sad
SIGN    Shiho-samaaa
[20:38] Shibe
    Of course the plastic surgery
    one's a lie, right Shiho?
[20:41] Shiho
    So what if it is true?
[20:45] Shiho
    If I'd had plastic surgery,
    would you still have liked me?
[20:50] Shiho
    Would we even have become friends?
[20:53] Shibe
    Th-That's not...
[20:54] Maria
    If you liked someone of the opposite
    sex who had plastic surgery...
[20:57] Maria
    Well, I doubt that would
    destroy the friendship, too.
[21:01] Tsukino
    I don't think that's the case.
[21:02] Tsukino
    Friendship is even more
    calculating than romance.
[21:05] Maria
    Oh?
[21:06] Tsukino
    People make friends to have fun together,
[21:10] Tsukino
    to stop getting bullied, to get money...
[21:13] Maria
    You don't want a friendship
    that has no advantages!
[21:17] Tsukino
    Right.
[21:21] Tsukino
    While there is unconditional love,
[21:23] Tsukino
    there's no such thing as
     an unconditional friendship.
SIGN    NEXT: There's No Way I'd Believe That

E3 - There's No Way I'd Believe That
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[00:00] ---
    The following program contains depictions of
     sexual assault or rape and may not be suitable for all audiences.
     Viewer discretion is advised.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth Box
[00:04] (Flashback) Manabu
    This time there are three submissions!
[00:07] (Flashback) Makoto
    Shibe Makoto took baths
    with his mother until junior high.
SIGN    how cute lmao
SIGN    junior high!
SIGN    ew srsly?
SIGN    Shibe-kyun lol
[00:11] (Flashback) Manabu
    Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
    take a bath for a week.
SIGN    bath again?
SIGN    nasty lol
SIGN    how dirty lol
SIGN    crying poor tears
[00:16] (Flashback) Manabu
    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
    has had plastic surgery.
[00:20] (Flashback) Shibe
    Of course the plastic surgery
    one's a lie, right Shiho?
[00:23] (Flashback) Shiho
    So what if it is true?
[00:25] (Flashback) Shiho
    If I'd had plastic surgery,
    would you still have liked me?
[00:28] (Flashback) Shiho
    Would we even have become friends?
[00:30] (Flashback) Shibe
    Th-That's not...
[00:32] (Flashback) Maria
    If you liked someone of the opposite
    sex who had plastic surgery...
[00:35] (Flashback) Maria
    Well, I doubt that would
    destroy the friendship, too.
[00:38] (Flashback) Tsukino
    I don't think that's the case.
[00:40] (Flashback) Tsukino
    Friendship is even more
    calculating than romance.
[00:42] (Flashback) Maria
    Oh?
[00:43] (Flashback) Tsukino
    People make friends to have fun together,
[00:48] (Flashback) Tsukino
    to stop getting bullied, to get money...
[00:51] (Flashback) Maria
    You don't want a friendship
    that has no advantages!
[00:55] (Flashback) Tsukino
    Right.
[00:56] (Flashback) Tsukino
    While there is unconditional love,
[00:58] (Flashback) Tsukino
    there's no such thing as
     an unconditional friendship.
SIGN    Fifth Period
[01:05] Manabu
    Oh? There's only one submission this time.
[01:09] Manabu
    But this one's a real doozy.
[01:12] Manabu
    Kokorogi Yutori engaged in
     compensated dating in junior high.
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    thief
SIGN    parent and child crooks
SIGN    Episode 3: There's No Way I'd Believe That
SIGN    Episode 3: There's No Way I'd Believe That
[03:16] Manabu
    Wow! As your teacher, I'm shocked!
[03:20] Manabu
    Who would've guessed that Yutori-chan
    went on compensated dates in junior high?
[03:27] Yutori
    W-Why? Why did you do this, Shiho-chan?!
[03:32] Shiho
    No! It wasn't me! I didn't write it!
[03:35] Yutori
    Liar! Shiho-chan, you're
     the only one who knew!
[03:42] Shibe
    Yutori did compensated dating?
[03:45] Shibe
    You mean, she sold her body to adult men?
[03:48] Shibe
    For someone who isn't a virgin,
    you sure seem innocent.
[03:53] Tenji
    Shibe!
[03:59] Shibe
    What the hell are you doing, Tenji?!
[04:01] Tenji
    Shut the hell up. Don't say another word!
[04:09] Tenji
    Yuichi, can you look after Kokorogi-san?
[04:12] Yuichi
    Y-Yeah, but...
[04:15] Yuichi
    I don't know what I can do for her.
[04:18] Tenji
    Don't be stupid. Just keep her company.
[04:29] Yuichi
    Kokorogi...
[04:31] Tenji
    Yuichi, you really are a sinful man.
[04:37] Tenji
    Let's give Kokorogi-san some
    space until she calms down.
[04:40] Shiho
    Y-Yeah.
[04:46] Manabu
    It looks like you're in the middle of
    something, but here are the results!
SIGN    Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
SIGN    that's acceptable
SIGN    lol
SIGN    How much do you charge?
SIGN    I can help if you're 
    in trouble, little girl
SIGN    I'll become your 
    savior, Yutori-chan
SIGN    she did it lol
SIGN    support
SIGN    we need photo proof
SIGN    I'd totally compensate Yutori-chan
SIGN    she does look so innocent lol
SIGN    I'm getting kinda excited
SIGN    °heavy breathing°
SIGN    serves you right
SIGN    hilarious lol
SIGN    you can call me daddy
SIGN    more deets plz
[04:50] Manabu
    Makes sense, given that Yutori-chan
    was the only one bad-mouthed.
[04:54] Manabu
    Oh? And the comments are all unspeakable!
SIGN    5th place 
     Katagiri Yuichi 
    Move 1 space
SIGN    1st place
     Kokorogi Yutori 
    Move 5 spaces
SIGN    5th place 
    Sawaragi Shiho 
    Move 1 space
SIGN    5th place 
    Shibe Makoto 
    Move 1 space
SIGN    5th place 
    Mikasa Tenji 
    Move 1 space
SIGN    Period 05          Spaces Moved        Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    13 spaces - 1,800,000 yen
SIGN    9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
SIGN    8 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
SIGN    7 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
SIGN    5 spaces - 700,000 yen
[05:00] Manabu
    You're all spread out now,
    so look here to see your positions.
[05:05] Manabu
    Let's review the rules, too.
[05:08] Manabu
    If anyone reaches the goal,
    you all win the game,
SIGN    + 400,000 yen
[05:12] Manabu
    and you each get a 400,000 yen prize.
SIGN    + 1,000,000 yen
[05:14] Manabu
    Those who clear without reaching
    the goal get an additional one million reward.
SIGN    + 1,400,000 yen
[05:19] Manabu
    But remember what I said?
[05:20] Manabu
    In Bad-Mouth Sugoroku, the first person
    to reach the goal will suffer a massive loss.
SIGN    All of the debt gained during the game 
    will be added to whoever reaches the goal first.
[05:29] Manabu
    Whoever reaches the goal takes on all
    of the debt everyone else got during the game.
SIGN    All of the debt gained during the game 
    will be added to whoever reaches the goal first.
SIGN    Debt
[05:44] Manabu
    For example, if someone
    reached the goal now,
[05:50] Manabu
    four of you would get a
    1.4 million yen reward.
SIGN    + 1,400,000 yen
[05:53] Manabu
    Shiho-sama alone would
    receive everyone else's debt,
[05:55] Manabu
    and after subtracting the 400,000 reward,
    would be left carrying 5.5 million in debt.
[06:04] Manabu
    But for right now, it looks like you're more
    worried about something besides debt.
[06:11] Yuichi
    Are you okay, Kokorogi?
[06:13] Yutori
    Y-Yuichi...
[06:15] Yuichi
    Yeah?
[06:17] Yutori
    I really, really needed the money.
[06:24] Yutori
    The bullying now doesn't compare
    to what happened in junior high.
[06:37] Yutori
    Every day, they did horrible things to me,
[06:40] Yutori
    but I didn't want to cause
    any trouble for my mom,
[06:45] Yutori
    so I just put up with it,
    and kept going to school.
[06:48] Yutori
    My friends abandoned me.
    My teacher wouldn't help at all, either.
[06:53] Yutori
    But... I did find one way
    to stop the bullying.
SIGN    There was only one way
SIGN    to stop the bullying...
[06:59] (Flashback) bg
    You're so cute.
[07:01] (Flashback) bg
    We're friends, aren't we?
[07:03] (Flashback) bg
    We're great friends.
[07:03] (Flashback) bg
    I'm your friend, yeah?
[07:05] (Flashback) bg
    Yeah!
[07:07] Yutori
    I could give them money.
[07:12] Yutori
    The people who always
    did horrible things to me
[07:14] Yutori
    would smile when I gave them money.
[07:17] Yutori
    They'd treat me nicely.
[07:20] Yutori
    Money's the only thing that protected me!
[07:23] Yuichi
    Kokorogi... You...
[07:26] Yutori
    I really needed money,
[07:29] Yutori
    but I didn't get enough allowance.
[07:32] Yutori
    I tried to think of a way to earn money...
[07:37] Yutori
    And then, I realized...
[07:46] Yutori
    At first, he just wanted to talk,
[07:49] Yutori
    but soon, he started taking me to dinner,
[07:55] Yutori
    and then karaoke...
[07:58] Yutori
    and then cosplay, but that's something
    I'd always liked, anyway...
[08:04] Yutori
    Then, he wanted to take pictures
    of me in an outfit he liked.
[08:11] Yutori
    But, I mean, taking pictures of
    cosplay is totally normal, right?
[08:17] Yutori
    And then... Then, he said,
    "I want to touch you."
SIGN    I want to touch you
[08:27] (Flashback) Yutori
    Just touching?
[08:30] (Flashback) Man
    Yeah, just touching.
    Have I ever lied to you?
[08:36] (Flashback) Yutori
    I guess... not.
[08:38] (Flashback) Man
    So it's okay, right?
SIGN    dark past
SIGN    private photo session
SIGN    costume play lol
SIGN    she did it on camera lol
SIGN    that clears it up
SIGN    I want to touch you too
SIGN    Daddy's here lol
[08:42] Yuichi
    Kokorogi...
[08:44] Yuichi
    And then, you...
[08:46] Yutori
    No, I was okay. I got scared
    partway through and ran away.
[08:52] Manabu
    Now, that's not believable
     at all, Yutori-chan.
SIGN    un-virgin
SIGN    old content
SIGN    obscene
SIGN    give me back my purity!
SIGN    how about for 5 big ones?
SIGN    you were such an adult, Yutori-chan lol
SIGN    what a bitch lol
SIGN    that's dark
SIGN    no way
SIGN    ...was her testimony
SIGN    no way
SIGN    trash
SIGN    un-virgin lol
SIGN    disappointed!
SIGN    you did it, right?
SIGN    compensated dating sucks lol
SIGN    un-virgin
[08:58] Yutori
    I-It's the truth!
[09:00] Yutori
    I did compensated dating,
     but I never went that far with it!
SIGN    I overestimated you, Yutori-chan
SIGN    no point making excuses now
SIGN    sigh, guess she was that kind of girl
[09:05] Yutori
    Yuichi! Believe me, Yuichi!
[09:08] Yutori
    I-I'm still a virgin! Yuichi!
[09:13] Yutori
    If you abandon me, too,
     I'll be all alone.
[09:22] Maria
    A girl's virginity...
[09:25] Maria
    Do you think it's important, Senpai?
[09:28] Tsukino
    The only people who get upset about that
    are stupid virgins themselves.
[09:32] Tsukino
    Well, I am half-joking...
[09:35] Maria
    Half?
[09:36] Tsukino
    In general, for both men and women,
[09:39] Tsukino
    the more "immaculate" someone is,
    the more they fixate on others' filth.
[09:43] Maria
    An immaculate... human?
[09:45] Tsukino
    Put simply, humans who convince
    themselves that they aren't dirty.
SIGN    Shocking Accusation!
SIGN    Prefectural Assembly Member 
    Caught On Compensated Date
SIGN    Used an online dating site to...
[09:51] Tsukino
    They live pure and righteous lives,
SIGN    Kato
SIGN    18m ago
SIGN    Is it fun to be alive?^^
SIGN    Yoppi
SIGN    26m ago
SIGN    Are you insane?
[09:54] Tsukino
    and see people who can't do
    that as aberrations,
[09:57] Tsukino
    as filth, and as unforgivable.
SIGN    give me my money!!
SIGN    scam artist
SIGN    you better GTFO!!
[10:00] Tsukino
    Humans who have never once
    stepped out of line in their lives,
[10:03] Tsukino
    and who convince
    themselves they never will,
[10:07] Tsukino
    can't forgive the smallest
    mistake in others.
[10:09] Tsukino
    Ultimately, whether or not
    he can forgive or believe her
[10:14] Tsukino
    will depend on how aware he is
    of his own impurity.
[10:20] Yuichi
    Kokorogi, it isn't about
    whether or not I believe you.
[10:25] Yuichi
    No matter what happened to you
    in the past, I'll never leave you.
[10:32] Yutori
    Y-Yuichi?
[10:35] Maria
    Aw!
[10:38] Yuichi
    Because I...
[10:42] Yuichi
    And so...
SIGN    hype!!
SIGN    what?
SIGN    don't show off
SIGN    whoa!
SIGN    what's with the good vibes between those two?
SIGN    unforgivable!
SIGN    huh? what? what the heck?
SIGN    so popular
SIGN    what?
SIGN    I give up
SIGN    totally unforgivable!!
SIGN    did they kiss?
[10:45] Yuichi
    Sorry for saying something so weird.
[10:48] Yuichi
    But maybe now you'll believe me
    when I say I won't leave you.
SIGN    squeak
[10:55] Maria
    Huh? What, what?!
[10:57] Maria
    Was that a love confession?
    I couldn't hear it!
[11:00] Tsukino
    Given the context, it appeared so,
[11:04] Tsukino
    but it may have been
    something entirely different.
[11:08] Tsukino
    Either way, one thing is totally clear now.
[11:11] Tsukino
    He wasn't fazed at all.
    He forgave Kokorogi Yutori.
[11:16] Tsukino
    In other words, Katagiri Yuichi
    is aware that he is impure.
[11:21] Tsukino
    There must be something in his past...
[11:26] Yuichi
    Can you keep going, Kokorogi?
[11:29] Yutori
    Yeah.
[11:32] Yutori
    As long as you stay with me, Yuichi.
[11:34] Yuichi
    Okay, I will.
[11:38] Yutori
    But right now, I want to stay
    far away from Shiho-chan.
[11:43] Shiho
    Wh-Why?! I told you, it wasn't me!
[11:48] Yutori
    Maybe so. I want to believe that's true...
[11:52] Yutori
    But right now... I just can't.
[11:57] Tenji
    Sawaragi-san. It can't be helped.
[11:59] Shiho
    But, still...
[12:07] Tenji
    Did you really know about all that?
[12:11] Shiho
    Well, yeah.
[12:13] Shiho
    Not everything, but I did know about it.
[12:16] Shiho
    Shortly after we got into high school,
[12:20] Shiho
    I saw Yutori surrounded by some
    students from another school.
[12:26] Shiho
    Obviously, I defended her.
[12:28] Shiho
    But right when I tried
    to take Yutori and run...
[12:31] Shiho
    one of them said...
[12:33] (Flashback) Hoodlum A
    She ain't worth protecting.
[12:35] (Flashback) Hoodlum A
    A chick like that'll do anything for cash.
[12:41] Shiho
    I was worried, so I asked,
[12:43] Shiho
    and she told me she did
    compensated dating in junior high.
[12:47] Shiho
    I didn't want to dig any deeper,
    and promised I wouldn't tell anyone.
[12:52] Shiho
    I asked if she wanted to be friends.
[12:56] Shiho
    I never break my promises to my friends!
[13:00] Tenji
    I know. Even when you were little,
     you were the same way.
[13:05] Shiho
    Mikasa-kun...
[13:06] Tenji
    You've always been
    straightforward and honest,
[13:09] Tenji
    and you always put your friends first.
[13:12] Tenji
    I believe you.
[13:14] Shiho
    Thank you for believing me, Tenji-san!
[13:17] Tenji
    No problem!
[13:19] Tenji
    We're childhood buddies.
    I know you better than anyone!
[13:22] Shiho
    Yeah.
[13:29] Maria
    Wow!
[13:31] Maria
    Everything's getting messy
    in so many ways!
[13:34] Tsukino
    It is.
[13:36] Tsukino
    And it turns out we do have one.
[13:39] Maria
    "One" what?
[13:40] Tsukino
    A human who's deliberately trying to destroy
    the friendships in this group, of course.
[13:45] Tsukino
    Maybe that one didn't start the Tomodachi Game
    to bury the others in debt.
[13:51] Tsukino
    The true goal might be to destroy
    the friendships between the five of them.
SIGN    No
[13:55] Maria
    In that case, do you think
     Shibe's the most suspicious?
[13:59] Maria
    He was obviously jealous of the relationship
    between Yuichi-kun and Shiho-chan,
[14:03] Maria
    and now he's off sulking all by himself.
[14:06] Tsukino
    He certainly does appear to be wealthy,
[14:09] Tsukino
    so he would probably prioritize love
    and friendship over money.
[14:12] Maria
    Right?
[14:14] Maria
    And the next most suspicious
     one is Tenji-kun.
[14:18] Maria
    It looks like he didn't know about
    Yutori-chan's compensated dating,
[14:22] Maria
    but I bet he did know that 
    Shiho-chan likes Yuichi-kun,
[14:24] Maria
    and that she'd had plastic surgery before.
[14:27] Tsukino
    If you think about it from that perspective,
[14:29] Tsukino
    isn't there someone who's
    even more suspicious?
[14:32] Maria
    Huh? Even more... suspicious?
[14:36] Maria
    Oh!
[14:37] Maria
    It's Shiho-chan!
[14:40] Maria
    She knew about the compensated dating,
    her own time dating Tenji-kun,
[14:43] Maria
    and of course, her own
     feelings for Yuichi-kun.
[14:46] Tsukino
    Yeah. It's possible to bad-mouth
    yourself on a bad-mouth card.
[14:52] Maria
    In that case, Shiho-chan is
     the most suspicious after all.
[14:56] Tsukino
    Conversely, if you think about
     what happened in the first game,
[14:59] Tsukino
    we can't let Katagiri Yuichi
    off the hook yet.
[15:03] Maria
    Either way, it seems like
    Yutori-chan is the most unlikely,
[15:06] Maria
    especially after all that crying.
[15:12] Processed Voice
    Break...
[15:15] Processed Voice
    Break...
[15:18] Processed Voice
    Break...
[15:20] Processed Voice
    Break...
[15:25] Processed Voice
    Break!
[15:28] Processed Voice
    Break!
[15:30] Processed Voice
    You'll break into pieces!
[15:33] Processed Voice
    That's why I stole the two million yen.
SIGN    Independent Study!
[15:43] (Flashback) Shiho
    Hey, guys. You all turned in
    your class trip fee, right?
[15:46] (Flashback) Student
    Oh, really?
[15:48] (Flashback) Student
    That's so crazy!
[15:49] (Flashback) Shiho
    Hey, everyone!
[15:51] (Flashback) Shiho
    It's independent study time, not free time!
[15:54] (Flashback) Shiho
    Can't you be a little quieter?
[15:56] (Flashback) Student
    Who cares?
[15:58] (Flashback) Yuichi
    You're the loudest one here, Sawaragi.
[16:01] (Flashback) Shiho
    Huh? Quit nitpicking,
[16:04] (Flashback) Shiho
    or I'll beat you up!
[16:05] (Flashback) Yuichi
    You already did.
[16:08] (Flashback) Shiho
    I need to hurry over to the teachers' room.
SIGN    Class Trip Funds Collection Envelope
    Class 2-A, Sawaragi Shiho
[16:14] (Flashback) Girl 1
    Hey, Shiho.
[16:15] (Flashback) Shiho
    Huh?
[16:16] (Flashback) Girl 1
    Matsuda-sensei's calling for you.
[16:18] (Flashback) Girl 1
    You need to go to the third floor
    multimedia room now.
[16:20] (Flashback) Shiho
    Huh? That's totally
    in the opposite direction.
[16:23] (Flashback) Shiho
    Right now?
[16:24] (Flashback) Girl 1
    It sounds like it.
SIGN    Class Trip Funds Collection Envelope
    Class 2-A, Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Class Trip Fund
SIGN    Sawaragi
[16:36] (Flashback) Shiho
    Oh, well.
[16:38] (Flashback) Shiho
    I won't be gone long.
SIGN    Sawaragi
SIGN    Sawaragi
SIGN    Itami
[16:53] (Flashback) Shibe
    Hey, man, would you let me
    copy your math homework?
[16:56] (Flashback) Boy
    Huh? Ask Katagiri. You're friends, right?
[17:00] (Flashback) Shibe
    Yuichi? No way.
[17:03] (Flashback) Shibe
    He's been working his butt off. Look at him.
[17:07] (Flashback) Shibe
    You wouldn't wanna wake him up, would you?
[17:09] (Flashback) Boy
    Fine, then. Here.
SIGN    Math
[17:12] (Flashback) Shibe
    Oh! Thank you!
[17:14] (Flashback) Shibe
    Hey, guys! I need to concentrate!
[17:17] (Flashback) Shibe
    Don't talk to me!
[17:18] (Flashback) Boy
    No one was gonna, trust me.
[17:29] (Flashback) Yutori
    Ow, ow, ow...
[17:31] (Flashback) Processed Voice
    Sorry, Kokorogi-san.
[17:33] (Flashback) Yutori
    No, it was my fault.
[17:36] (Flashback) Yutori
    Oh!
[17:39] (Flashback) Girl 2
    Kokorogi-san, are you okay?
[17:42] (Flashback) Kokorogi
    Y-Yeah, I'm fine! Don't worry about me!
[17:47] (Flashback) Kokorogi
    Um, did... you see?
[17:54] (Flashback) Kokorogi
    You did, didn't you?
[17:57] (Flashback) Kokorogi
    I've been drawing manga.
[18:01] (Flashback) Kokorogi
    I don't have ambitions to
    become a pro, or anything.
[18:05] (Flashback) Kokorogi
    I just have a really active imagination,
[18:09] (Flashback) Kokorogi
    and I wanted to try drawing
    it out, since I love manga.
[18:12] (Flashback) Kokorogi
    I was keeping it a secret, but now you know.
[18:16] (Flashback) Kokorogi
    Oh, sorry! I talk too much.
[18:19] (Flashback) Kokorogi
    Were you doing something?
SIGN    Sawaragi
[18:22] (Flashback) Processed Voice
    It's okay. I'm already done.
[18:26] (Flashback) Kokorogi
    Oh, you're bleeding near your eye!
[18:30] (Flashback) Kokorogi
    I-I'm sorry! My fountain pen went flying
    and must have cut you.
[18:35] (Flashback) Kokorogi
    You'd better get it treated
    or it might leave a scar.
[18:38] (Flashback) Processed Voice
    It's okay. I don't think anyone will notice.
[18:51] Processed Voice
    Oh, man. What a nasty
    face you're making, Shibe!
[18:56] Processed Voice
    When you found out the girl you like had
    plastic surgery, did you lose interest?
SIGN    Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
SIGN    no kidding...
SIGN    is she that desperate to be popular?
SIGN    say it isn't so, Shiho-sama lol
SIGN    plastic surgery, of course
SIGN    she would, wouldn't she?
SIGN    she left them in the dust
SIGN    that's just sad
SIGN    Shiho-samaaa
[19:01] Processed Voice
    Well, she did get plastic surgery, 
    but it wasn't cosmetic.
[19:04] Processed Voice
    She had to do it to cover the
    facial scar she got in junior high.
[19:12] Processed Voice
    I'm the only one who knows the truth.
SIGN    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    has had plastic surgery.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
SIGN    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho 
    has had plastic surgery.
[19:17] Processed Voice
    And the person who wrote that, of course,
[19:21] Processed Voice
    is me.
[19:23] Processed Voice
    It's not just that, either.
[19:25] Processed Voice
    I know it all. Everything.
[19:29] (Flashback) Shiho's friend
    Did you see the TV drama?
[19:30] (Flashback) Shiho
    Oh, I haven't seen it,
     so don't spoil anything.
[19:35] (Flashback) Shiho
    See you later.
[19:35] (Flashback) Shiho's friend
    Bye!
[19:44] Processed Voice
    Because I was always watching.
SIGN    Sawaragi
SIGN    Itami
[19:49] Processed Voice
    I know where you kept
    your spare locker key...
[19:55] (Flashback) Shiho
    An anti-theft alarm?
[19:57] (Flashback) Shiho
    Thanks! I'll keep it on my bag.
[20:00] Processed Voice
    Because I was always listening.
[20:04] (Flashback) Yutori
    That's why... That's why I...
[20:08] (Flashback) Yutori
    I had to start compensated dating...
[20:10] (Flashback) Shiho
    Don't worry. I promise to keep it a secret.
[20:14] Processed Voice
    Even private conversations...
[20:18] (Flashback) Shiho
    Oh, is that a cut?
[20:20] (Flashback) Shiho
    You'd better treat it or it'll leave a scar.
[20:23] (Flashback) Shiho
    Take those off and show me.
[20:26] (Flashback) Shiho
    Yeah, that's definitely a cut.
[20:30] (Flashback) Yutori
    My fountain pen went flying
    and must have cut you.
[20:32] (Flashback) Yutori
    You'd better get it treated.
[20:35] Processed Voice
    It's okay. I don't think anyone will notice.
[20:40] (Flashback) Tenji
    Yeah, maybe.
[20:47] Tenji
    Break... Break... Break...
[20:52] Tenji
    Shiho-chan's relationships
    will all break into pieces!
[20:57] Tenji
    And when you're left alone, all by yourself,
[21:01] Tenji
    I'll say sweet things to you.
[21:04] Tenji
    And then, Shiho-chan, how will you react?
[21:10] Tenji
    What will you say to me then?
[21:13] Tenji
    Just imagining it makes me... makes me so...
SIGN    NEXT: Seriously? That's So Cringe!

E4 - Seriously? That's So Cringe
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[00:07] Shiho
    I'm really not the one who
     told Yutori-chan's secret...
[00:11] Tenji
    Shiho-chan...
[00:12] Shiho
    Please, will you believe me, Tenji-san?
[00:16] Tenji
    Of course I will.
[00:19] Tenji
    After all, I'm the one who revealed it.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho likes 
    Katagiri Yuichi. 
    And the same Sawaragi 
    Shiho used to date 
    Mikasa Tenji.
[00:22] Tenji
    I wrote both the first secret,
    and the second one, too.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
SIGN    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
     has had plastic surgery.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
SIGN    Shibe Makoto took 
    baths with his mother 
    until junior high.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi once 
    didn't take a bath 
    for a week.
[00:27] Tenji
    As for the other two,
    Shibe likes Shiho-chan,
[00:31] Tenji
    and Yuichi said he would cooperate with her,
[00:34] Tenji
    so they both probably bad-mouthed
    each other to get her out of first place.
SIGN    Bad-Mouthing So Far
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho likes Katagiri Yuichi. 
    And the same Sawaragi Shiho used to date Mikasa Tenji.
SIGN    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho has had plastic surgery.
SIGN    Shibe Makoto took baths with his mother until junior high.
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi once didn't take a bath for a week.
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori engaged in compensated dating in junior high.
[00:37] Tenji
    But I'm the one who told the biggest secrets,
[00:42] Tenji
    and I did it all to destroy her friendships!
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    thief
SIGN    parent and child crooks
SIGN    Episode 4: Seriously? That's So Cringe!
SIGN    Episode 4: Seriously? That's So Cringe!
[02:21] Maria
    They've all stopped.
[02:23] Tsukino
    Yes, but this is how Bad-Mouth Sugoroku
     is meant to be played.
[02:28] Tsukino
    The seeds of doubt sown in the first game
    are beginning to sprout.
[02:32] Tsukino
    Soon, they'll all hate each other.
[02:35] Tsukino
    And if there is a traitor in the group,
[02:37] Tsukino
    it will be nearly impossible
    to restore their friendships.
SIGN    what's taking so long?
SIGN    hurry up and vote
SIGN    hurry tf up
SIGN    hurry up lol
SIGN    ello
SIGN    jealous girls are scary
SIGN    where's the bad-mouthing
SIGN    nothin yet?
SIGN    I'm hear
SIGN    I've got goosebumps lol
SIGN    well this turned into a huge mess lmao
SIGN    I believe Shiho-sama!
SIGN    gogogo
SIGN    so slow
[02:41] Shiho
    Tenji-san, you believed me when I said
    I didn't bad-mouth Yutori, right?
[02:46] Tenji
    Yeah, that's right.
[02:48] Shiho
    Who do you think bad-mouthed her, then?
[02:53] Tenji
    Shiho-chan!
[02:55] Tenji
    If you start looking for a villain too,
[02:57] Tenji
    we'll never be able to
    restore our friendships!
[03:00] Shiho
    I-I'm sorry.
[03:04] Tenji
    I was already expecting that question.
[03:08] Tenji
    Kokorogi-san's feelings toward
    Shiho-chan are already destroyed.
[03:12] Tenji
    Next, I have to destroy Shiho-chan's
    feelings toward Kokorogi-san.
[03:17] Tenji
    But since you're being set up, I can
    understand why you'd worry about it.
[03:23] Tenji
    You know, and I'm just saying this
    because I'm on your side,
[03:29] Tenji
    but what if Kokorogi-san wrote that herself?
[03:34] Shiho
    N-No way!
[03:35] Tenji
    Of course that's just a guess, and I don't
    want to believe it's true either,
[03:41] Tenji
    but looking at that, it makes you wonder.
[03:50] Tenji
    You might have already noticed,
    but I think Kokorogi-san likes Yuichi, too.
[03:57] Tenji
    And now she's figured out
    that you also like him.
[04:01] Tenji
    Kokorogi-san has no self-confidence,
[04:04] Tenji
    and she knows that Shibe and I like you, too.
[04:08] Tenji
    She knows that she'd never win
    Yuichi if she's up against you.
[04:11] Tenji
    So maybe she revealed her own secret
[04:14] Tenji
    and cried like that to elicit
    sympathy from Yuichi.
[04:18] Tenji
    Then she accused you of writing it,
     making you look bad.
[04:23] Shiho
    T-That's really overthinking it.
[04:26] Tenji
    Yeah, you're right. Sorry.
[04:28] Tenji
    But if it's true, I'd feel bad for Yuichi.
[04:34] Shiho
    Huh?
[04:35] Tenji
    Yuichi is really innocent and sweet, right?
[04:38] Tenji
    If a weak girl started pleading for his help,
    I doubt he'd be able to refuse,
[04:44] Tenji
    even if he really liked someone else.
[04:49] Tenji
    For Yuichi, that would be really unpleasant.
[04:53] Shiho
    You might be right,
[04:56] Shiho
    but then why would you
    tell me something like that?
[05:00] Tenji
    I told you why.
[05:01] Tenji
    I'm on your side, Shiho-chan.
[05:04] Tenji
    I don't want to see you get
    hurt any more. That's all.
[05:10] Shiho
    Okay. I'll think about it.
[05:15] Tenji
    That might not be enough to blow up
    your friendship with Kokorogi-san,
[05:19] Tenji
    but I think the fuse is lit, at least.
[05:22] Tenji
    Still, Yuichi, you truly are wicked.
[05:28] Tenji
    Not only are you putting
    Shiho-chan through this,
[05:31] Tenji
    you're forcing me to feel this way!
[05:34] Manabu
    Hey, cut out the PDA. Hurry up
    and get back to the game!
[05:38] Yuichi
    Yeah, you're right.
[05:42] Yuichi
    Sorry Tenji, but could you go first?
[05:45] Tenji
    Huh? Oh, sure.
[05:51] Tenji
    Oh, well. It would only draw
    suspicion if I seemed reluctant.
[05:56] Tenji
    Let's see, what should I write next?
[05:59] Tenji
    Now that I've lit the fuse, maybe something
    to fan the flames of Shiho-chan's anger
[06:04] Tenji
    and totally destroy her friendship
    with Kokorogi-san...
[06:09] Tenji
    No, wait—
SIGN    Period 05     Spaces Moved    Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    13 spaces - 1,800,000 yen
SIGN    9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
SIGN    8 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
SIGN    7 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
SIGN    5 spaces - 700,000 yen
[06:10] Tenji
    Currently I'm so far behind I stand out,
[06:15] Tenji
    and they might suspect something because
    I haven't gotten a single bad-mouth yet.
[06:20] Tenji
    Should I write something
    about myself this time?
[06:23] Tenji
    As long as I track our rankings
    and stay mindful of who I write about,
[06:27] Tenji
    I shouldn't raise suspicion.
[06:30] Tenji
    And maybe I can use this bad-mouth
    to my own advantage...
[06:41] Tenji
    Oh. The three minutes aren't up yet.
SIGN    - The game is played in periods 
    - Each period, you bad-mouth someone 
    - Write it down on the bad-mouth card in the private room 
    - Once you enter the private room, you can't leave for three minutes 
    - You can write as many things as you want about each person 
    - You may submit a blank bad-mouth card 
    - You may lie (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player) 
    - The number of spaces you move is determined by the god survey
[06:50] Tenji
    I'm done—
[06:51] Yuichi
    That's enough!
[06:56] Tenji
    Yuichi... slapped Shiho-chan?!
[07:00] Yuichi
    S-Sorry, Sawaragi, but that's your bad.
[07:07] Yuichi
    How could you say that Kokorogi
    wrote that one herself?
[07:10] Yuichi
    There's no way!
[07:12] Tenji
    She told Kokorogi-san
    the same thing I told her?
[07:17] Shiho
    You don't get it, Yuichi.
[07:22] Shiho
    When a woman really wants something,
    she'll play dirty to get it.
[07:27] Shiho
    Isn't that right, Yutori?
[07:30] Yutori
    You're right.
[07:33] Yutori
    Like the way some people use 
    plastic surgery to get pretty!
[07:39] Tenji
    Just look at this!
[07:41] Shiho
    Huh. So you're going to keep on about that?
[07:46] Shiho
    I kept quiet because I really
    didn't want to remember it,
[07:51] Shiho
    but I didn't get plastic
    surgery to "get pretty."
[07:55] Shiho
    I got into trouble a long time ago
    and got a scar on my face.
[07:58] Shiho
    The surgery was to cover it up.
[08:01] Shibe
    I-Is that what happened?
[08:03] Shiho
    Yutori, if you don't believe me,
    then I don't care anymore.
SIGN    what about votes?
SIGN    nasty bad-mouth!
SIGN    u mad
SIGN    now things are heating up lol
SIGN    what're the results tho?
SIGN    get her lmaooo
SIGN    hurry up and vote
SIGN    did they forget the game?
SIGN    get on with it
SIGN    I bet the next one will be big lol
SIGN    hurry tf up!!
[08:08] Shiho
    But if you keep attacking me like this,
    then I'll stop trusting you, too!
[08:15] Yutori
    Fine. I don't care
[08:16] Yutori
    as long as Yuichi still believes me.
[08:21] Yutori
    You promised that you'd believe me
    no matter what, right, Yuichi?
[08:27] Yuichi
    Uh, yeah.
[08:29] Shiho
    Yuichi!
[08:31] Tenji
    It's over now.
[08:33] Tenji
    Kokorogi-san and Shiho-chan's
    friendship has totally collapsed.
[08:38] Tenji
    And Yuichi and Shiho-chan's
    relationship is showing strain, too.
[08:42] Tenji
    I didn't expect this to happen
    when I wasn't looking.
[08:45] Tenji
    Lucky me!
[08:48] Tenji
    Sorry, Shiho-chan. I shouldn't
     have said that much.
[08:52] Shiho
    No, that's not it.
[08:54] Tenji
    But...
[08:56] Shiho
    I wanted to talk to her to clear things up,
[08:59] Shiho
    but she wasn't having it,
    and it pissed me off.
[09:02] Shiho
    It's fine, though. I don't want to talk
    to Yutori or Yuichi anymore.
[09:07] Tenji
    Shiho-chan!
[09:09] Tenji
    Since Yuichi says he'll believe
    Kokorogi-san no matter what,
[09:12] Tenji
    then I'll believe you, no matter what!
[09:16] Tenji
    So cheer up!
[09:17] Tenji
    I know I probably can't
    replace Yuichi, though.
[09:23] Shiho
    That isn't true. I'm really grateful.
[09:28] Tenji
    Oh, this is great!
[09:30] Tenji
    Shiho-chan's heart is starting to turn
    away from Yuichi and toward me!
[09:34] Tenji
    Now my next setup will
    be even more effective!
[09:38] Maria
    Shiho-chan was supposed to like Yuichi-kun,
[09:41] Maria
    but now things are looking
    good with Tenji-kun.
[09:44] Tsukino
    Women are sensible creatures.
[09:46] Tsukino
    No matter how much they like someone,
    they can fall out of love in an instant.
[09:50] Tsukino
    Especially if they connect with someone
    else who understands them even better.
[09:56] Manabu
    Hey, guys! Only Tenji-kun
    has submitted a card so far.
[10:00] Manabu
    Who's up next?
[10:03] Yutori
    Ah, I guess I'll go.
[10:10] Yuichi
    I'll go next.
[10:21] Manabu
    Did you all turn them in?
SIGN    Sixth Period
[10:25] Manabu
    This time there are two exposés.
[10:28] Tenji
    Two? One is mine, but who wrote the other?
[10:32] Manabu
    "Sawaragi Shiho actually
    usually wears men's boxers."
[10:37] Manabu
    "They're usually either grey or black."
[10:40] Shiho
    Yutori!
[10:42] Tenji
    Shiho-chan, calm down!
[10:44] Tenji
    I see. That must be Kokorogi-san's revenge.
[10:48] Manabu
    And the other one is...
[10:50] Manabu
    Oh, this is pretty interesting.
[10:53] Manabu
    Mikasa Tenji is actually
    lying about his age.
[10:59] Yuichi
    T-Tenji, is that true?
[11:01] Tenji
    Well, "lying" is a bit of an exaggeration,
    but I am one year older than you guys.
[11:08] Tenji
    After I graduated from junior high,
    I went to a different high school.
[11:13] Tenji
    But I had problems and skipped almost
    the whole year, so I dropped out.
[11:19] Tenji
    After that, I entered our school
    and started over from first year.
[11:24] Tenji
    Sorry, I didn't mean to keep it a secret.
    I just didn't want to bring it up.
[11:28] Yuichi
    You don't need to apologize for that.
[11:31] Tenji
    Although the thing that surprises me is...
[11:33] Tenji
    Shiho-chan and I were childhood friends,
    so I thought she was the only one who knew.
[11:37] Shiho
    Huh...
[11:39] Shiho
    Huh?!
[11:41] Shibe
    Shiho...
[11:42] Yuichi
    Sawaragi...
[11:44] Yutori
    This again?
[11:46] Shiho
    N-No! It wasn't me, Tenji-san!
[11:49] Tenji
    Oh, sorry.
[11:51] Tenji
    I didn't mean to doubt you or anything.
[11:54] Tenji
    Like I said, I trust you.
[11:57] Shiho
    Then...
[11:58] Tenji
    It's just...
[12:00] Tenji
    You've probably noticed this too,
    but you're becoming isolated.
[12:06] Tenji
    Of course, I will absolutely
    never betray you.
[12:10] Tenji
    I can't speak for the others, though.
[12:16] Tenji
    From now on, I want you to stay close to me.
[12:19] Tenji
    Don't do anything on your own.
[12:22] Shiho
    Okay.
[12:23] Tenji
    Thanks.
[12:25] Tenji
    Perfect. Now Shiho-chan will
    have to listen to everything I say!
SIGN    Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[12:34] Manabu
    So, here's the result of the god survey!
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho - Move 5 spaces
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji - Move 4 spaces
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi - Move 1 space
SIGN    Shibe Makoto - Move 1 space
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori - Move 1 space
SIGN    lmaooo screw you
SIGN    good ol' Shiho
SIGN    hows it feel?
SIGN    yikes lmao
SIGN    lol
SIGN    old content lol
SIGN    lmaoooo
SIGN    lmao Shiho again
SIGN    someone doesn't like you lol
SIGN    it's happening
SIGN    got what you deserved lolll
[12:44] Manabu
    And here is the current status.
SIGN    Period 06
SIGN    Spaces Moved
SIGN    Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    18 spaces
SIGN    10 spaces - 800,000 yen
SIGN    9 spaces - 1,500,000 yen
SIGN    9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
SIGN    8 spaces - 1,300,000 yen
[12:48] Manabu
    Uh-oh! What will Shiho-sama get
    while she's that far in the lead?
SIGN    Special Chance
[12:54] Manabu
    Ta-da!
[12:55] Shiho
    Special chance?
SIGN    Special Chance
SIGN    Special Chance
SIGN    The first person to stop on this space can nominate  one member from the group including themselves.
[12:58] Tenji
    Nominate one of us five?
[13:01] Manabu
    The person nominated here
    will get a bombshell exposé
[13:06] Manabu
    that we investigated in
     the Tomodachi Game office!
SIGN    Forgivable
SIGN    Unforgivable
[13:11] Manabu
    We'll then collect votes on whether
    that info is forgivable or not.
[13:15] Manabu
    That person can zip ahead based
    on the percentage of the response.
SIGN    Unforgivable
SIGN    under 10% - move 0 spaces 
    10% range - move 1 space
     20% range - move 2 spaces
     30% range - move 3 spaces
     ... 
    90% range - move 9 spaces
     100% range - move 10 spaces
[13:19] Manabu
    Basically, it's a special chance
     for a huge turnaround!
SIGN    Special Chance!!
[13:24] Tenji
    Chance?
[13:27] Tenji
    This...
[13:30] Tenji
    This puts me in a bind!
SIGN    Special Chance
SIGN    The first person to stop on this space can nominate
     one member from the group including themselves.
[13:34] Tenji
    If I get picked, the fact
    that I stole the two million...
[13:39] Tenji
    that I applied to play the Tomodachi Game...
[13:43] Tenji
    There's a good chance
    they'll both be revealed!!
[13:46] Tenji
    If that gets out, everything
    I've planned will be for nothing!
[13:51] Manabu
    Well then, Shiho-sama, who will you pick?
[13:54] Manabu
    Will it be Yutori-chan, now
    that she's gotten so cocky?
[13:56] Manabu
    Or Shibe, simply because
    he's safe in last place?
[14:00] Manabu
    Of course if you're up for self-sacrifice,
    you can choose yourself.
[14:04] Manabu
    Ah, but aren't you interested in hearing
    your beloved Yuichi-kun's secrets?
[14:07] Manabu
    Tenji-kun seems like your ally now,
    so maybe you shouldn't pick him.
[14:12] Tenji
    Yes! That's exactly right!
[14:14] Manabu
    On the other hand,
[14:15] Manabu
    picking the person you trust most
    might be the best move
[14:19] Manabu
    because there's a good chance
    he isn't guilty of anything.
[14:22] Tenji
    W-Why, you...
[14:24] Manabu
    If he's truly innocent, we
    wouldn't be able find anything
[14:28] Manabu
    no matter how deep we dig.
[14:30] Shiho
    If there's nothing to expose,
    then nobody will be hurt, right?
[14:34] Tenji
    O-Oh, no! I built up so much
    trust, it's backfiring!
[14:39] Shiho
    Then, Tenji-san...
[14:44] Shibe
    Pick me for this, Shiho!
[14:47] Tenji
    Shibe?!
[14:48] Shiho
    W-Why you?
[14:50] Shibe
    Well, I gave it some thought.
[14:54] Shibe
    I've been thoughtless and have said
     some awful things to you all...
[14:58] Shibe
    I know this won't make up for all that,
[15:02] Shibe
    but I want to stay friends with you guys.
[15:05] Shiho
    Shibe...
[15:07] Tenji
    I see. Now that he knows she
    didn't have cosmetic surgery,
[15:11] Tenji
    he wants to score some points with her.
[15:13] Shibe
    And I'm confident.
[15:16] Shibe
    I'm not hiding anything that can hurt me.
[15:18] Shibe
    Not a thing!
[15:20] Shiho
    Are you sure?
[15:21] Shibe
    Of course! Don't hold back.
[15:24] Shiho
    I'll choose Shibe, then.
[15:26] Manabu
    Okay!
[15:28] Tenji
    That was close!
[15:31] Manabu
    So, Shibe, you really don't
     have anything to hide?
[15:35] Shibe
    Like I said, no chance!
[15:37] Manabu
    Too bad! You do!
[15:43] Shiho
    I've seen that person somewhere...
[15:46] Shibe
    D-Dad?
[15:48] Manabu
    Yup! That's your dad, the city
     council member Shibe Masakazu.
[15:52] Manabu
    According to our investigation,
    he's had trouble with women,
[15:55] Manabu
    abused and sexually harassed
    his secretary, and has taken bribes
[15:58] Manabu
    from business and criminal organizations.
[16:01] Manabu
    Recently, he's been throwing money
    around to cover up some scandal.
[16:06] Manabu
    In other words, Shibe's dad is...
SIGN    total scumbag
[16:09] Manabu
    a total scumbag.
[16:14] Maria
    I didn't think they'd go after his family!
[16:16] Maria
    But those aren't his crimes, yeah? 
    In his shoes, I wouldn't care.
[16:21] Tsukino
    That's a very childish way of thinking.
[16:22] Maria
    Huh?
[16:24] Tsukino
    What would you do if your child was
    friends with the son of a criminal?
[16:28] Maria
    W-Well...
[16:31] Tsukino
    "You can't play with kids from that family."
[16:34] Tsukino
    Wouldn't you say something like that?
[16:36] Maria
    Y-Yeah, if it was my kid,
    I'd probably think about it.
[16:40] Tsukino
    That's how the great majority would react.
[16:43] Tsukino
    No matter how pure their friendship is,
    society wouldn't accept it,
[16:48] Tsukino
    and if the parents are aware of that,
[16:50] Tsukino
    they wouldn't want to put
    their child through hell.
[16:55] Shibe
    My dad is...
[16:58] Tenji
    I can use this!
[17:01] Shiho
    Shibe, I'm really sorry.
[17:04] Shiho
    But that's about your dad.
     I don't hold it against you.
[17:09] Shibe
    S-Shiho...
[17:14] Tenji
    Shiho-chan, keep away from Shibe!
[17:16] Tenji
    Look Shibe,
[17:18] Tenji
    is your dad really the only one
    who did something bad?
[17:21] Shibe
    Huh?
[17:22] Tenji
    Well, isn't it strange?
[17:24] Tenji
    Why would you volunteer like that?
[17:26] Shibe
    W-What do you mean?
[17:28] Tenji
    No matter how conscious you are
    of trying to live a squeaky-clean life,
[17:32] Tenji
    I'm wondering if you still might have done
    something that you just don't remember.
[17:37] Tenji
    It just isn't normal to volunteer like that.
[17:41] Tenji
    Don't you guys think so?
[17:43] Tenji
    But you did anyway.
[17:45] Tenji
    You even insisted that
    you had nothing to hide.
[17:49] Tenji
    If you're that sure of yourself,
[17:52] Tenji
    maybe you have done something,
    and you just had your dad cover it up
[17:57] Tenji
    with the power of his money!
[17:59] Shiho
    That's going too far!
[18:01] Tenji
    Shiho-chan, do you really think
    he had only good intentions?
[18:05] Tenji
    He wanted to show off for you
[18:08] Tenji
    once he found out you
    didn't have cosmetic surgery.
[18:11] Shiho
    I-Is that true, Shibe?
[18:16] Tenji
    It never made sense to me.
[18:18] Tenji
    How could students like us
    get 20 million yen in debt?
[18:21] (Flashback) Manabu
    You'll be able to repay your
    20-million-yen debt in a jiffy!
[18:25] Tenji
    And what else did Manabu say?
[18:27] Tenji
    That your dad's been throwing around cash
    to try to cover up some big scandal.
[18:34] Tenji
    Maybe that scandal has
    something to do with you.
[18:38] Yutori
    Shibe-kun...
[18:39] Shibe
    Yutori! Yuichi!
[18:41] Shibe
    W-Wait a minute!
[18:43] Tenji
    Shiho-chan, we should keep our distance
    until this is cleared up.
[18:48] Shibe
    Shiho!
[18:53] Shibe
    W-Wait, guys! Listen! Listen to me!
[18:58] Shibe
    Yuichi! Yutori! Shiho!
[19:02] Shibe
    Listen... to... me...
[19:10] Tenji
    Sorry, Shibe.
[19:12] Tenji
    That worked even better than
    I expected. I'm a little surprised.
[19:15] Tenji
    It probably felt good when you
    jumped up like a hero to volunteer.
[19:20] Tenji
    How awkward.
[19:22] Tenji
    You really are awkward and stupid,
    you adorable little thing.
[19:27] Shibe
    W-Why is this happening to me?
[19:31] Manabu
    Shibe, you're so lame.
SIGN    Forgivable
SIGN    Unforgivable
[19:35] Manabu
    Here's the result of the special chance!
SIGN    8 spaces - 1,300,000 yen
SIGN    Period 06         Spaces Moved      Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    18 spaces - 1,800,000 yen
SIGN    10 spaces - 800,000 yen
SIGN    9 spaces - 1,500,000 yen
SIGN    9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
[19:37] Manabu
    Shibe moved nine spaces and
     danced into second place.
SIGN    17 spaces - 1,500,000 yen
[19:41] Tenji
    Shibe is isolated enough, but maybe
    I'll finish him off with the next one
[19:47] Tenji
    to make sure he can't get close
    to Shiho-chan again.
SIGN    Seventh Period
[19:51] Manabu
    Let's see. This time there was
    one bad-mouth card.
[19:55] Manabu
    Huh?
[19:56] Manabu
    Shibe, seriously? If this is
    real, that's so cringe.
[20:02] Manabu
    "Shibe Makoto has actually"
[20:05] Manabu
    "killed a person."
[20:11] Tenji
    What's the meaning of this?
[20:14] Tenji
    I didn't write anything like that!
[20:17] Tenji
    I mean, I didn't even write
    anything this time!
[20:21] Tenji
    At first, I wanted to write
    something to finish Shibe off,
[20:25] Tenji
    but I've already stirred up
    so much trouble.
[20:27] Tenji
    If I messed up, I thought
    it'd look suspicious,
[20:30] Tenji
    so I left my card blank!
[20:32] Tenji
    And Shibe killed someone?
[20:35] Tenji
    Is that true?
[20:36] Tenji
    No, whether it's true
    or not, that card...
[20:40] Tenji
    Who was it, and why?!
[20:43] Tenji
    Wait... That look...
[20:47] Tenji
    Yuichi, no way! You again?
[20:52] Maria
    Senpai, look at this!
[20:54] Tsukino
    Yes, it seems he's starting something again.
[20:58] Tsukino
    Katagiri Yuichi versus the traitor...
    We can't take our eyes off this now.
[21:03] Tsukino
    Katagiri Yuichi must have already
    been setting something up.
[21:07] Tsukino
    Do you remember?
[21:09] Tsukino
    If you were watching closely,
    you must have noticed.
[21:13] Tsukino
    As long as you're not some gullible idiot.
SIGN    NEXT: Yuichi-kun, You're Pretty Dumb, Aren't You?

E5 - Yuichi-kun, You're Pretty Dumb, Aren't You?
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[00:02] Tenji
    I have the right to take
    everything from Shiho-chan.
[00:06] Tenji
    Her smile, her trust, her friends...
[00:12] Tenji
    Because she robbed me of the most
    important thing in this world.
[00:18] Tenji
    Yuichi, if you try to get in my way,
[00:23] Tenji
    I'll crush you with all of my strength!
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    thief
SIGN    parent and child crooks
SIGN    here we go!
SIGN    LOL
SIGN    whoa lol
SIGN    no way!
SIGN    murderer!
SIGN    lol
SIGN    seriously?
SIGN    you're done
SIGN    hype lol
SIGN    scum
SIGN    god round
SIGN    what a bombshell
SIGN    lmaooo
SIGN    lolol
SIGN    Episode 5: Yuichi-kun, You're Pretty Dumb, Aren't You?
SIGN    Episode 5: Yuichi-kun, You're Pretty Dumb, Aren't You?
[01:59] Manabu
    Hey, hey, Shibe,
[02:00] Manabu
    is it true that you've
    actually killed a person?
[02:03] Shibe
    How could it be?! It has to be a lie!
[02:06] Tenji
    Yeah... probably.
[02:09] Tenji
    Thinking about it, regardless
    of what his dad did,
[02:11] Tenji
    there's no way a guy like
    Shibe could kill someone.
[02:14] Tenji
    So Yuichi is undoubtedly the one
    who bad-mouthed him...
[02:19] Tenji
    Does that mean he has some kind of plan?
[02:21] Shibe
    Manabu-sensei! That bad-mouth is a lie!
[02:24] Shibe
    That means the person
    who wrote it gets a penalty!
[02:26] Manabu
    Oh? Is that right?
[02:28] Tenji
    That's it!
SIGN    (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player)
[02:29] Tenji
    If Yuichi gets slapped with a penalty,
    we'll know he's the one who wrote it.
[02:34] Manabu
    Okay, if you say it's a lie,
[02:37] Manabu
    then prove it to us.
[02:40] Shibe
    Huh?
[02:41] Tenji
    What?!
[02:42] Shibe
    P-Prove it?
[02:43] Shibe
    I'm telling you I didn't do it!
[02:46] Manabu
    That's what they all say. Are you dumb?
[02:49] Shibe
    Um, fine. So find out if I have a record, then!
[02:52] Manabu
    Huh? Even when there's a good chance
    you had your papa cover up the crime?
[02:57] Manabu
    How would that prove anything?
[03:00] Shibe
    Then how can I...
[03:02] Manabu
    Well, if the person who wrote the lie
    comes forward, it's a different story.
[03:07] Manabu
    Oh!
[03:08] Manabu
    Okay! When you're in a pinch, ask the gods!
SIGN    Q: Do you believe what Shibe said?
SIGN    Believe
SIGN    Don't Believe
[03:11] Manabu
    Let's take a god survey to decide
    if we believe Shibe.
[03:15] Manabu
    If the "Believe" side gets over
    50% percent, we'll call that proof.
SIGN    Q: Do you believe what Shibe said?
SIGN    Believe
SIGN    Don't Believe
SIGN    u dumbass lmao
SIGN    murderer lol
SIGN    this is pissing me off
SIGN    lol
SIGN    god round lol
SIGN    no chance lol
SIGN    are you dumb lol
SIGN    gross lol
SIGN    no way do we believe you
SIGN    lolol
[03:21] Shibe
    I didn't do it! Believe me, gods!
[03:24] Shibe
    Why would I have any reason to kill someone?
[03:26] Shibe
    My life honestly hasn't been
    that hard so far.
[03:30] Shibe
    Whenever I've had trouble, my dad's
    taken care of everything for me!
[03:34] Tenji
    Idiot.
SIGN    Q: Do you believe what Shibe said?
SIGN    Believe
SIGN    Don't Believe
SIGN    this guy's a total idiot lol
SIGN    he looks like he'd cover it up
SIGN    lolol
SIGN    you're screwed lmaooo
SIGN    did you really kill someone?
SIGN    can't believe a word
SIGN    hype!!
SIGN    hell yeah
SIGN    I'm pissed lol
SIGN    lmao
SIGN    1% is naive
[03:39] Manabu
    Too bad!
SIGN    17 spaces - 1,500,000 yen
SIGN    Period 07        Spaces Moved       Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    19 spaces - 2,000,000 yen
SIGN    11 spaces - 900,000 yen
SIGN    10 spaces - 1,300,000 yen
SIGN    10 spaces - 800,000 yen
[03:41] Manabu
    With that, Shibe moves five spaces
    and jumps into the lead!
SIGN    22 spaces - 1,600,000 yen
[03:45] Maria
    Yikes! What a way to put it!
[03:48] Tsukino
    Well, they probably wouldn't have
    believed Shibe no matter what he said.
[03:53] Tsukino
    Nothing smells as fishy as an
    excuse from a rich person.
[03:56] Tsukino
    In this country, the speaker is
    more important than their words.
[04:02] Tenji
    So you can't really prove anything's
    a lie without clear evidence.
[04:06] Tenji
    Could Yuichi have calculated that far ahead?
[04:09] Yuichi
    Don't worry, Shibe. I believe you.
[04:13] Yuichi
    There's no way you could kill someone.
[04:16] Shibe
    Yuichi...
[04:19] Yuichi
    But this bad-mouth made it clear.
[04:22] Yuichi
    One of us is a traitor, and is deliberately
    trying to destroy our friendship.
[04:28] Yuichi
    And I've figured out who that is.
[04:32] Tenji
    What?! Did he catch me?
[04:36] Yuichi
    That culprit's written all of the really
    nasty bad-mouthing so far.
[04:40] Tenji
    No way. Are you...
[04:43] Yuichi
    So can we stop fighting
    among ourselves, guys?
[04:46] Yuichi
    It's all a single person's fault.
[04:48] Tenji
    I see now.
[04:50] Tenji
    He's trying to blame it all on the traitor
    to bring everyone together.
[04:55] Tenji
    If he does...
[04:57] Shibe
    Who's the traitor, then?!
[04:59] Yuichi
    I can't tell you yet.
[05:02] Tenji
    So, you were bluffing after all?
[05:04] Tenji
    Most likely. I haven't made any mistakes.
[05:07] Yuichi
    Well, to be more precise,
    there's no need to say any more,
[05:12] Yuichi
    because I figured out
    a strategy to win the game.
[05:18] Tenji
    A winning strategy for this kind of game?!
[05:21] Yuichi
    One thing's been bugging
     me since we started:
[05:24] Yuichi
    The fact that this game isn't fair at all.
[05:30] Yuichi
    In the first few rounds, we trusted
    each other and kept pace together.
[05:34] Yuichi
    But after just two spaces, our total
    debt went over 3 million yen.
SIGN    Players who stop on this space will 
    "Lose your wallet on the way home from school"
SIGN    - 100,000 yen
[05:39] Yuichi
    For a game that only gives
    2 million yen for winning,
SIGN    Players who stop on this space will 
    "Buy a painting of a dolphin from 
    a beautiful woman on the street"
SIGN    - 500,000 yen
[05:42] Yuichi
    that was totally unfair.
[05:45] Yuichi
    Of course, we're the ones in debt.
[05:47] Yuichi
    We have to deal with some
    of it being unreasonable.
[05:50] Yuichi
    But a game that's totally
    unfair is boring to watch.
SIGN    we're watching lol
SIGN    keep going!! lol
SIGN    we're watching lolol
SIGN    we're watching lmao
SIGN    make it more fun lol
SIGN    too much talk
SIGN    lolol
[05:56] Yuichi
    The Tomodachi Game has an audience.
SIGN    we're watching lolol
SIGN    we're god lol
SIGN    I always enjoy this
SIGN    I'm a regular lol
SIGN    lmaooo
SIGN    what's the point of this?
SIGN    whens the next surprise?
SIGN    we're watching
SIGN    hurry up and make it fun!
SIGN    hi
[05:58] Yuichi
    It's the management's job
    to make it fun for the audience.
[06:02] Yuichi
    If the game isn't fair on
     some level, it won't be fun.
[06:07] Yuichi
    Games are fun because you
    don't know how they'll end.
[06:10] Yuichi
    All of that leads me to one conclusion.
[06:14] Yuichi
    Do you remember what
    happened in the sixth period?
SIGN    Fifth Period
SIGN    Period 05         Spaces Moved         Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Sixth Period
SIGN    Period 06         Spaces Moved         Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    13 spaces - 1,800,000 yen
SIGN    9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
SIGN    8 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
SIGN    7 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
SIGN    5 spaces - 700,000 yen
[06:17] Yuichi
    That was the first time we
    got a space that lowered debt.
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    18 spaces
SIGN    10 spaces - 800,000 yen
SIGN    9 spaces - 1,500,000 yen
SIGN    9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
SIGN    8 spaces - 1,300,000 yen
[06:20] Yuichi
    Kokorogi's debt went down 200,000 yen.
[06:23] Yuichi
    And remember what Manabu said at the start?
[06:25] Yuichi
    Other than the bad-mouthing to get ahead,
     "It's just normal Sugoroku."
[06:30] Yuichi
    Normal Sugoroku would have spaces
    that are positive and negative.
[06:34] Yuichi
    If that's how the game keeps
    things fair and interesting,
[06:39] Yuichi
    then if you make it from start
    to finish in Bad-Mouth Sugoroku,
[06:43] Yuichi
    shouldn't your wins and losses
    balance out at the end?
[06:47] Maria
    Bingo!
SIGN    First Half
SIGN    minus (-) zone
SIGN    Second Half
SIGN    plus (+) zone
[06:50] Maria
    In Bad-Mouth Sugoroku, to discourage
     people from moving in sync,
[06:54] Maria
    the negatives are
    mostly in the first half.
[06:56] Maria
    But in the second half,
    positive spaces increase.
[06:58] Maria
    It's just like he said.
[07:00] Maria
    If you add up all the spaces on
    the board, you come out even!
SIGN    0 yen
[07:05] Maria
    But... so what?
[07:08] Maria
    You figured it out too late.
[07:12] Shiho
    I think you're probably right, Yuichi,
[07:15] Shiho
    but doesn't that just mean it's hard
    to get more debt in the second half?
[07:18] Tenji
    That's right.
[07:20] Tenji
    Even if we turn in blanks and move space 
    by space now, it won't close the gaps.
SIGN    Period 07         Spaces Moved         Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    22 spaces - 1,600,000 yen
SIGN    19 spaces - 2,000,000 yen
SIGN    11 spaces - 900,000 yen
SIGN    10 spaces - 1,300,000 yen
SIGN    10 spaces - 800,000 yen
[07:23] Tenji
    Shibe will reach the goal alone 
    and the game will end.
[07:27] Yuichi
    The trouble with this game is that
    you don't know who wrote what.
[07:31] Yuichi
    But, what if we made it so you could?
[07:37] Yuichi
    Listen. From here on, all of us
    except the person in the lead,
[07:41] Yuichi
    should bad-mouth ourselves.
SIGN    1st Place      Shibe => blank
SIGN    2nd Place    Shiho => self
SIGN    3rd Place     Yutori => self
SIGN    4th Place     Yuichi => self
SIGN    5th Place      Tenji => self
[07:44] Yuichi
    If we promise to play the rest of the game
[07:47] Yuichi
    so that everyone except the leader
    only writes about themselves,
SIGN    4th Place     Yuichi => self
SIGN    1st Place      Shibe => blank
SIGN    2nd Place    Shiho => self
SIGN    3rd Place     Yutori => self
SIGN    5th Place      Tenji => self
[07:51] Yuichi
    then if the traitor breaks that promise
    and writes about Shibe,
SIGN    4th Place     Yuichi => Shibe
[07:56] Yuichi
    this will happen.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
     1st Shibe -> yes
     Shiho -> yes
     Yutori -> yes
     Yuichi -> no
     Tenji -> yes
[07:57] Yutori
    Yuichi's the only one who isn't bad-mouthed.
[08:00] Yuichi
    Right. This way you'd immediately
    know I'm the traitor.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
[08:04] Yuichi
    Basically, if we promise
    to play the game like that,
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
[08:07] Yuichi
    it's essentially the same
    as signing our votes.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
     1st Shibe -> yes
     Shiho -> yes
     Yutori -> yes
     Yuichi -> no
     Tenji -> yes
[08:10] Yuichi
    The traitor won't be able
    to betray us any more!
[08:13] Shiho
    I get it! That's why we don't need
    to say who the traitor is.
[08:17] Yuichi
    This way, we'd have to
    move one space at a time.
[08:21] Yuichi
    If we follow each other in order
    and share our own secrets,
[08:24] Yuichi
    it should be possible to catch
    up to the same space.
[08:27] Shibe
    Possible, you say...
[08:29] Yuichi
    Yeah. It's not a perfect strategy.
[08:33] Yuichi
    But at least...
[08:35] Yuichi
    we could stop trying to hurt each other.
[08:39] Yuichi
    I know we've all been through a lot, but can
     we try to work together one more time?
[08:43] Yuichi
    Our debt shouldn't increase
    from here on out.
[08:46] Yuichi
    Wouldn't it suck if our
    friendship ended like this?
[08:50] Shiho
    When you put it that way, Yuichi...
[08:53] Tenji
    I'm against it!
[08:54] Yuichi
    Why, Tenji? Everyone else is on board.
[08:58] Yuichi
    Or... is there some reason why
    it wouldn't work out for you?
[09:05] Tenji
    Yuichi, do you really know
    who the traitor is?
[09:09] Yuichi
    O-Of course I do.
    Why are you so intent on asking?
[09:13] Tenji
    Then spit it out!
[09:15] Tenji
    That way everyone can concentrate
    their votes on the traitor
[09:19] Tenji
    and make them finish first.
[09:21] Tenji
    Isn't that the best strategy?
[09:23] Yuichi
    B-But then, I know he's the traitor,
[09:26] Yuichi
    but he'll be sent to the third game alone.
[09:28] Yuichi
    That's too cruel—
[09:29] Tenji
    Don't be dense!
SIGN    Katagiri
[09:32] Tenji
    Yuichi, at this point, I think
    it's stupid to trust anyone.
[09:37] Tenji
    We're getting into the final rounds.
[09:40] Tenji
    If we waste a valuable period on
     this strategy and it doesn't work,
[09:44] Tenji
    I'm gonna make you tell us who the traitor is.
[09:47] Yuichi
    Y-Yeah.
[09:48] Tenji
    And!
[09:50] Tenji
    If you identify the traitor
    without any kind of proof,
[09:52] Tenji
    I'm never listening to you again.
[09:55] Tenji
    Is that all right with you?!
[09:58] Yuichi
    That's fine with me.
[10:00] Tenji
    Is it?
[10:02] Tenji
    Okay.
SIGN    Eighth Period
[10:06] Yuichi
    Did everyone bad-mouth yourselves?
    Except Shibe, since he's in first.
[10:09] Yutori
    Yeah.
[10:10] Shiho
    Of course.
[10:12] Yuichi
    Good.
[10:13] Yuichi
    There should be exactly
    four bad-mouth cards.
[10:16] Yuichi
    Even if there aren't that many,
[10:17] Yuichi
    we should know right
    away who didn't write one.
[10:20] Manabu
    Let's see, this time there are...
[10:24] Manabu
    ten cards in total!
[10:29] Yuichi
    Ten... cards?
[10:34] Manabu
    There were ten cards in the box!
[10:37] Yuichi
    Ten cards?
[10:38] Tenji
    Sorry, Yuichi. There were holes
    in your plan from the start.
[10:42] Manabu
    I'm honestly disappointed in you, Yuichi.
[10:46] Manabu
    I was surprised when you said
    you had a strategy,
[10:48] Manabu
    but your plan was so weak!
[10:51] Manabu
    Sure, if you could only write one card
    each time, your strategy would work,
SIGN    - You can write as many things as you want about each person
[10:57] Manabu
    but you have to remember the rules.
[10:59] Manabu
    One of you probably put in
    a whole lot of cards.
[11:03] Manabu
    Yuichi-kun, you're pretty dumb, aren't you?
[11:07] Tenji
    I saw this coming,
[11:09] Tenji
    but you said you were confident,
[11:12] Tenji
    so I thought you had
    something up your sleeve.
[11:14] Yuichi
    No, I had no idea this would happen!
[11:16] Tenji
    Fine. No turning back now. You promised.
[11:20] Tenji
    This will be our final duel, Yuichi!
[11:24] Tenji
    Which one of us is the traitor?
[11:27] Yuichi
    It's...
[11:29] Tenji
    If you say my name, you'll win.
[11:31] Tenji
    But if you say nothing, I'll be
    the victor of Bad-Mouth Sugoroku!
[11:37] Yuichi
    I-I'm sorry. I was bluffing.
[11:41] Yuichi
    I don't even know if
    there's a traitor or not.
[11:45] Tenji
    Let's go, Shiho-chan.
[11:47] Shiho
    But Yuichi did all of that to help us...
[11:51] Tenji
    You always say things like that!
[11:53] Tenji
    That's why you keep getting
    hurt, over and over!
[11:55] Shiho
    I-I'm sorry.
[11:57] Tenji
    You have to accept it.
[12:00] Tenji
    Our friendship is already totally ruined!
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[12:06] Tenji
    If we stay in denial, we're just
    going to keep getting beaten.
[12:12] Tenji
    Don't worry, though. I'll keep
    protecting you, no matter what.
[12:15] Tenji
    Come with me.
[12:19] Shiho
    Yeah.
[12:21] Tenji
    I've won!
[12:24] Tenji
    Now there's no one standing in my way.
[12:28] Tenji
    It's been two years since you stole
    what was most precious to me.
[12:34] Tenji
    Finally. Finally.
[12:37] Tenji
    I've been waiting for this chance 
    for a long, long time.
[12:44] Tenji
    I've waited so long for vengeance...
[12:49] Tenji
    Now, all I have to do is set the stage
    to lay you open for everyone to see!
[12:55] Maria
    Senpai, it looks like Group C
    is finished, doesn't it?
[13:00] Tsukino
    Yes, you might be right.
[13:02] Tsukino
    The rest of the game horribly slogged on.
SIGN    Ninth Period 
    Tenth Period 
    Eleventh Period 
    Twelfth Period 
    Thirteenth Period 
    Fourteenth Period 
    Fifteenth Period 
    Sixteenth Period 
    Seventeenth Period 
    Eighteenth Period
[13:06] Tsukino
    Nobody spoke to or even
    looked at anyone else.
[13:10] Tsukino
    The game proceeded as the traitor
    had likely intended.
SIGN    Nineteenth Period
[13:16] Manabu
    Aw, you're back in first place
    again, Shiho-sama.
[13:22] Manabu
    And you're only one space from the goal!
[13:25] Manabu
    By the way, to reach the goal
    you have to jump off the edge.
[13:28] Manabu
    Don't worry! It's a little scary,
    but you won't die.
[13:31] Tenji
    I'm sorry, Shiho-chan! I wasn't
    strong enough to protect you.
[13:36] Tenji
    If only I had given up on trusting everyone
    sooner, this wouldn't have happened.
[13:41] Tenji
    Come on, let me hear it.
[13:43] Tenji
    Tell me how you really feel now that
    you're backed into a corner!
[13:47] Maria
    Aw, this group ended up
    just like the others.
[13:51] Maria
    It was all over too soon.
[13:53] Tsukino
    That's true.
SIGN    Period 19       Spaces Moved      Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    59 spaces - 100,000 yen
SIGN    52 spaces - 300,000 yen
SIGN    49 spaces - 200,000 yen
SIGN    44 spaces - 400,000 yen
SIGN    32 spaces - 800,000 yen
SIGN    Goal: 60 spaces
[13:54] Tsukino
    At this point, no matter what people 
    write, they'll never catch up to Shiho.
[13:58] Tsukino
    Even if they're all blank, 
    she has to move one space.
[14:02] Tsukino
    Sawaragi Shiho is the single
    confirmed loser of this second game.
[14:06] Tsukino
    The traitor's persistence
    beat out Katagiri Yuichi's wit.
[14:10] Tsukino
    But what is this?
[14:12] Tsukino
    Something in the image doesn't feel right...
[14:16] Tsukino
    Quick! Rewind the video!
[14:17] Maria
    Huh? Okay.
[14:22] Tsukino
    It can't be.
[14:23] Tsukino
    Could this really have...
[14:26] Tsukino
    We may have let a human
    abomination play the game.
[14:32] Tsukino
    The game isn't over yet!
[14:35] Yuichi
    Hey.
[14:37] Yuichi
    I might have an idea.
[14:39] Tenji
    Sorry, Yuichi, but I have
    no interest in hearing you out.
[14:44] Yuichi
    Even so...
[14:45] Tsukino
    I just thought of a way to make
     the traitor expose themselves.
[14:51] Shibe
    Are you serious, Yuichi?
[14:52] Yuichi
    Yeah. This time it'll totally work.
[14:55] Tenji
    Yuichi, are you going to talk crap
    and try to confuse us again?
[14:59] Yuichi
    No way.
[15:01] Yuichi
    Confused or not, even if we
     figure out who it is now,
[15:04] Yuichi
    we can't stop Sawaragi
    from reaching the goal.
[15:07] Tenji
    W-Well, I guess you're right.
[15:09] Shibe
    But why would you want to
    figure out the traitor now, then?
[15:13] Yuichi
    Well, that's because...
[15:17] Yuichi
    You remember there's a penalty
    if you're caught lying, right?
SIGN    - You may lie
     (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player)
[15:21] Yuichi
    And if you combine that with my earlier
    strategy to only bad-mouth yourself,
[15:27] Yuichi
    everyone except the traitor will be
    able to go to the next game.
[15:33] Shibe
    Seriously?
[15:35] Maria
    Everyone except the traitor
    reaches the goal?
[15:38] Maria
    Can they really do that?
[15:40] Yuichi
    This will be our last round
    of bad-mouthing, so...
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
[15:44] Yuichi
    We use these bad-mouth cards
    with names on them
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[15:46] Yuichi
    and all write the exact same thing.
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
[15:49] Tenji
    The same thing?
[15:51] Yuichi
    There's only one person it'll be true for—
[15:55] Yuichi
    the traitor.
[15:57] Tenji
    Can a bad-mouth can do that?
[15:59] Yuichi
    Sure, it can.
[16:00] Yuichi
    Just write this on the bad-mouth card:
[16:02] Yuichi
    "I'm the one who applied to
    play Tomodachi Game."
[16:08] Yuichi
    I'm sure the traitor chose to play the game
[16:11] Yuichi
    in order to destroy our friendship.
[16:13] Yuichi
    Basically, the applicant
    must also be the traitor.
SIGN    applicant =
SIGN    traitor
[16:17] Shibe
    Y-You're right!
[16:18] Yuichi
    So if we all write the same card
    with our names attached,
[16:22] Yuichi
    the real traitor will actually have
    written the truth, and won't get a penalty.
[16:27] Yuichi
    But the others will be penalized for lying.
SIGN    Penalty
SIGN    Traitor
SIGN    No penalty
[16:32] Yuichi
    As a result, everyone except
    the traitor will be forced
[16:35] Yuichi
    to the space after Sawaragi
    and will reach the goal.
[16:38] Shibe
    That makes sense!
[16:39] Shibe
    No wonder you waited until Shiho
    was right in front of the goal.
[16:42] Tenji
    B-But how are you going to prove
     the lie? If you can't—
[16:46] Yuichi
    Not a problem. This way,
    we don't need to prove the lies.
[16:49] Tenji
    W-What?
[16:50] Yuichi
    We're talking about whoever applied
    to play Tomodachi Game.
[16:54] Yuichi
    Management obviously
    already knows who that is.
[16:58] Yuichi
    Isn't that right, Manabu-sensei?
[17:00] Manabu
    Hmm. Yeah, I guess.
[17:02] Yuichi
    If possible, I wanted us all
    to reach the goal together.
[17:05] Yuichi
    But it's been such a mess
    so far, I figured it's better
[17:08] Yuichi
    to leave the traitor in this game,
[17:10] Yuichi
    and clear it without him.
[17:12] Yuichi
    Then only true friends will be left
    to play the third game together.
[17:19] Tenji
    W-Wait! You can't guarantee
    everyone will write the same thing!
[17:23] Yuichi
    If someone doesn't write it,
    we'll know he's the traitor.
[17:26] Tenji
    Huh?!
[17:27] Yuichi
    If we keep going like this, Sawaragi
    will move on to the third game alone.
[17:31] Yuichi
    Anyone okay with that is
    just as bad as the traitor.
[17:35] Yuichi
    Right, Shibe?
[17:35] Shibe
    Y-Yeah! I'll totally write it.
[17:38] Yuichi
    Don't you agree, Tenji?
[17:40] Yuichi
    You said you're on Sawaragi's
    side no matter what, right?
[17:43] Tenji
    O-Of course I am!
[17:47] Yuichi
    All right. Why don't you go first, then?
[17:51] Tenji
    Huh?!
[17:52] Yuichi
    Sawaragi trusts you more than anyone.
[17:55] Yuichi
    Better to reassure her sooner
    rather than later, right?
[17:58] Shiho
    Tenji-san...
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[18:02] Tenji
    Fine.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[18:09] Tenji
    God damn it! I'm screwed!
[18:12] Tenji
    I never saw that coming!
[18:14] Tenji
    I'm out of time! There's gotta
    be a way out of this!
[18:19] Tenji
    I know!
[18:20] Tenji
    I'll write the card like he said.
[18:23] Tenji
    When they figure out I'm the traitor,
    I'll feed them a conspiracy theory!
[18:26] Tenji
    I'll admit that I applied,
[18:29] Tenji
    and then say that someone else
    blackmailed me into doing it.
[18:32] Tenji
    It'll take some effort,
    but it's already half-true.
[18:36] Tenji
    I can take my time figuring out
    a good excuse later.
[18:40] Tenji
    I wrote it.
[18:43] Shibe
    Great! I'm up next.
[18:44] Shibe
    I'll do it just right.
[18:47] Tenji
    What's with him?
[18:50] Yuichi
    Okay. You all wrote that you
    were the applicant, right?
[18:56] Tenji
    Now it's just a matter of my acting.
[18:58] Tenji
    The instant they realize it was me,
[19:00] Tenji
    I'll start crying!
[19:02] Tenji
    I'll weep, cling to them,
    have a total breakdown...
[19:05] Tenji
    Yuichi's so dense, I'm sure
    he'll at least listen to me.
[19:10] Manabu
    All right. Are you ready
    for the final round?
[19:14] Tsukino
    Pay close attention. We should see
    something very interesting happen.
[19:19] Manabu
    Let's see.
[19:20] Manabu
    In total, this time there were...
[19:23] Tenji
    There have to be five! Hurry it up!
[19:25] Tenji
    I can't hold back the tears!
[19:28] Manabu
    What? There's just one.
    The rest are all blank.
[19:32] Tenji
    Huh?
[19:32] Manabu
    And it says, ahem,
[19:34] Manabu
    "I am the one who applied to play
    Tomodachi Game. —Mikasa Tenji"
SIGN    Mi
SIGN    Mikasa
SIGN    Mikasa Ten
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[19:39] Tenji
    W-Why...
[19:41] Tenji
    Why am I the only one who turned one in?!
[19:47] Yuichi
    Tenji, didn't I tell you?
[19:50] Yuichi
    "I thought of a way to make
    the traitor expose themself."
[19:55] Tenji
    E-Expose? No, I'm not...
[19:59] Tenji
    Damn it!
[20:00] Tenji
    I have to cry to get their sympathy!
[20:02] Tenji
    I-It's not like that...
[20:06] Tenji
    Will you just hear me out, please?!
[20:11] Yuichi
    Don't cry, Tenji.
[20:13] Tenji
    You really are dense!
[20:15] Tenji
    Yui—
[20:16] Yuichi
    You can make all the excuses you want later.
[20:19] Yuichi
    But for now, you'd better spit it out.
[20:24] Yuichi
    The truth was gonna come
     out sooner or later.
[20:29] Yuichi
    Let's hear your answer
    to my question, Tenji.
[20:33] Tenji
    W-What the hell is this?
[20:35] Tenji
    Is this the same Yuichi?!
[20:39] Yuichi
    Are you the one who applied
    to play the Tomodachi Game?
[20:43] Tenji
    You're scaring the hell out of me!
[20:48] Tenji
    Y-Yes.
[20:50] Tenji
    I applied to play the Tomodachi Game.
[20:56] Maria
    What's going on?!
[20:58] Maria
    Did Katagiri Yuichi realize that
    Mikasa Tenji was the traitor?
[21:02] Tsukino
    If you rewatched from the start of
    second game, you'd understand, too.
[21:06] Tsukino
    There were three clear abnormalities.
[21:09] Tsukino
    You should be able to find three traps.
[21:11] Maria
    Three traps?
[21:13] Tsukino
    Yes.
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
[21:14] Tsukino
    And if you do, you'll understand
    how unique Katagiri Yuichi really is.
SIGN    NEXT: I Really Can't Be Friends with a "Murderer"

E6 - I Really Can't Be Friends with a "Murderer"
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[00:01] Tsukino
    Pay attention.
[00:02] Tsukino
    It looks like he's going to
    lay his cards on the table.
[00:05] Tenji
    Yuichi! What the hell have you done?!
[00:10] Yuichi
    I had a plan,
[00:13] Yuichi
    even before the second game started,
[00:16] Yuichi
    to set traps to smoke out the traitor.
[00:20] Yuichi
    After that one bad-mouth
    in the third period...
[00:23] (Flashback) Manabu
    "And the same Sawaragi Shiho
    used to date Mikasa Tenji."
[00:28] Yuichi
    After that came out, Sawaragi and I decided
[00:31] Yuichi
    to work together without the others knowing.
[00:34] Tenji
    Without us knowing? How could...
[00:38] Tenji
    There wasn't any way for
     you two to talk it over.
[00:41] Yuichi
    You're right.
[00:42] Yuichi
    That's why we planned it mostly
    without speaking to each other.
[00:48] Yuichi
    I gave Sawaragi instructions
    using the bad-mouth cards.
[00:52] Tsukino
    Yes. This is the first trap Yuichi set.
SIGN    Episode 6: I Really Can't Be Friends with a "Murderer"
[00:56] Tsukino
    Look closely at this footage
    from the fourth period.
SIGN    Episode 6: I Really Can't Be Friends with a "Murderer"
[00:59] Maria
    Hmm?
[01:01] Maria
    Oh! He took two cards!
[01:04] Tsukino
    Correct. And after that?
[01:07] Maria
    He's holding a pen.
[01:09] Maria
    So what?
[01:10] Tsukino
    Try to remember what happened.
[01:11] Tsukino
    What did he say when
    he came out of the room?
[01:18] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Okay, I left mine blank.
[01:20] Tsukino
    Yes. He said he put in a blank card,
    but he was holding a pen.
[01:25] Maria
    That does contradict what he said!
[01:27] Tsukino
    You can see in the video
[01:28] Tsukino
    that he was using the bad-mouth cards
    for some other purpose.
[01:33] Tenji
    Now I see. The cards!
[01:36] Tenji
    That's when he handed her one.
[01:39] Tenji
    And then Shiho-chan read it
    when she was in the room.
[01:43] Tenji
    But how could you trust
    Shiho-chan so easily?
[01:47] Tenji
    There was a chance she was the traitor, too.
[01:49] Yuichi
    Obviously, I didn't trust her right away.
[01:52] Yuichi
    I made her pass a test first.
[01:54] Tenji
    A test?
[01:55] Yuichi
    The first instructions
    I wrote on the card were,
[01:59] Yuichi
    "Do you remember that old secret
    between just the two of us?"
[02:02] Yuichi
    "Use that to bad-mouth me in this period."
[02:05] (Flashback) Shiho
    You have to tell me a secret,
    something that the other three don't know.
[02:09] Yuichi
    It was a secret I told Sawaragi
    after she got in the fight with Shibe...
[02:13] Yuichi
    And it was...
[02:15] Yuichi
    "Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
    take a bath for a week."
[02:19] Yuichi
    It was our secret.
SIGN    Fourth Period Exposés
SIGN    Who Wrote It
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi once didn't 
    take a bath for a week.
SIGN    Sawaragi (confirmed)
[02:22] Yuichi
    Sawaragi and I are the only ones
    who could have written it.
SIGN    Shibe Makoto took baths with 
    his mother until junior high.
[02:25] Yuichi
    So the big exposés written
    by the traitor in the fourth period
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho had plastic surgery.
SIGN    -Shibe 
    -Tenji 
    -Kokorogi
SIGN    Remaining
[02:28] Yuichi
    must not have come from Sawaragi.
SIGN    -Shibe 
    -Tenji 
    -Kokorogi
[02:31] Yuichi
    That's when I first trusted
    Sawaragi to be on my side.
[02:35] Yuichi
    Next, I wanted to determine
    if Kokorogi was the traitor or not.
[02:40] Kokorogi
    Yeah.
[02:41] Tenji
    Hold on.
[02:42] Tenji
    In order to find the traitor,
    you were checking us one by one?
[02:45] Yuichi
    That's right.
[02:47] Yuichi
    I found out who the traitor was
[02:50] Yuichi
    through a process of elimination.
[02:52] Yuichi
    In the fifth period, I quietly passed
    a bad-mouth card to Kokorogi, too.
[02:57] Yuichi
    It said,
[02:59] Yuichi
    "Sawaragi is on our side,"
[03:00] Yuichi
    "but keep pretending to fight with her
    so we can smoke out the traitor."
[03:04] Yuichi
    "And in the next period,"
[03:06] Yuichi
    "submit a secret about Sawaragi
    that only you know."
[03:10] Tenji
    That's when she read it!
[03:12] Yuichi
    The card Kokorogi submitted
    in the sixth period said,
[03:15] Manabu
    "Sawaragi Shiho actually
    usually wears men's boxers."
[03:21] Yuichi
    If there was another big exposé
    that seemed to come from the traitor,
[03:24] Yuichi
    it would clear Kokorogi.
[03:27] Yuichi
    And there was.
[03:29] Manabu
    Mikasa Tenji is actually
    lying about his age.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji is lying about his age
SIGN    Sixth Period Exposés
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho usually wears men's boxers
SIGN    Kokorogi
SIGN    ° Yuichi and Sawaragi submitted blanks
SIGN    Who Wrote It
[03:32] Yuichi
    There were only two left
    who could have written that.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji is lying about his age
[03:36] Yuichi
    It was either you or Shibe.
[03:38] Yuichi
    I used the cards to tell Sawaragi
    how things were going, of course.
[03:43] Tenji
    I stayed close to Shiho the
    whole time after that period.
[03:46] Tenji
    You didn't have the
    chance to pass her a card!
[03:49] Yuichi
    Sure I did. Just three minutes.
[03:53] Tenji
    Y-You can't mean...
[03:57] Tenji
    Right then?!
[03:59] Tsukino
    That was his second trap.
[04:01] Maria
    Whoa!
[04:03] Tsukino
    The order that people use the room
[04:05] Tsukino
    isn't supposed to make
    a difference in the game.
[04:08] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Okay, I left mine blank. You're next.
[04:11] Tsukino
    But, very nonchalantly...
[04:15] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Sorry Tenji, but could you go first?
[04:18] Tsukino
    Again and again...
[04:20] (Flashback) Yutori
    Ah, I guess I'll go.
[04:23] Tsukino
    He controlled the order they went in.
[04:26] Tsukino
    In other words, it was all calculated.
[04:30] Yuichi
    The only ones left were you and Shibe,
[04:32] Yuichi
    but that was easy to decide.
[04:35] Yuichi
    The special chance.
SIGN    Special Chance
[04:37] Yuichi
    Since the management knew who
     applied to play Tomodachi Game,
[04:42] Yuichi
    it would have been too risky
    for the traitor to volunteer.
[04:46] Yuichi
    So that left only you, Tenji.
[04:50] Tenji
    That means the fighting between
    Shiho-chan and Kokorogi-san was all an act?
[04:55] Shiho
    Well, I might have taken it
    a little seriously.
[04:59] Yutori
    Me, too. Sorry.
[05:01] Tenji
    So that strategy was...
[05:03] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Listen. From here on, all of us
    except the person in the lead,
[05:07] (Flashback) Yuichi
    should bad-mouth ourselves.
[05:09] Tenji
    That was part of your plan, too?
[05:11] Yuichi
    Yeah. I knew that strategy
    had holes in it from the start.
[05:16] Yuichi
    Do you remember what I said?
[05:18] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Our debt shouldn't increase
    from here on out.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[05:22] Yuichi
    That gave me the final confirmation—
[05:24] Yuichi
    whether you betrayed us for money,
    or for something else.
[05:29] Yuichi
    You didn't back off then,
[05:32] Yuichi
    so it looked like it was something else.
[05:35] Tenji
    W-Why didn't you reveal that
    I was the traitor right away?
[05:40] Yuichi
    We still had the second half to play.
[05:43] Yuichi
    If you knew you got caught,
    you might have gone wild
SIGN    Clean that up yourself
[05:46] Yuichi
    and written a bunch of other things.
    I wanted to avoid that.
[05:50] Yuichi
    So I kept you barely in check...
[05:53] (Flashback) Yuichi
    All right. Why don't you
    go write first, then.
[05:55] (Flashback) Tenji
    Huh?!
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[05:57] Yuichi
    and in the last period,
    when you went in the room,
[06:00] Yuichi
    I told everyone else to put in blank cards.
[06:05] Tenji
    But that doesn't make sense. It doesn't!
[06:08] Tenji
    You said you used a process
    of elimination to smoke me out.
[06:11] Tenji
    But everyone can write
    as many cards as they want.
SIGN    - You can write as many things as you want about each person
[06:15] Tenji
    Your process of elimination wouldn't work!
[06:19] Tsukino
    Yes, thus his third and final trap.
[06:22] Tsukino
    His boldest and most cunning one yet.
[06:25] Yuichi
    Smart as always, Tenji.
    That's exactly right.
SIGN    "Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
     take a bath for a week."
[06:28] Yuichi
    Since anyone could write
    as many cards as they wanted,
SIGN    "Sawaragi Shiho had plastic surgery."
SIGN    Both were written by Sawaragi.
[06:30] Yuichi
    even the first time with Sawaragi,
    I couldn't clear her with that alone.
[06:34] Yuichi
    And so, when I tested them,
[06:35] Yuichi
    I made them give me proof
    of their friendship.
[06:38] Tenji
    Proof of their friendship?
[06:40] Yuichi
    Didn't you notice?
    Isn't there something different?
[06:49] Tenji
    T-Their...
[06:51] Tenji
    Their name tags are missing!
[06:55] Yuichi
    Bingo.
[06:56] Yuichi
    People do it all the time,
[06:58] Yuichi
    trading valuables with someone
    else as proof of friendship.
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
[07:02] Yuichi
    I told them I'd trust them if they let me
    hold on to their precious name tags.
[07:07] Yuichi
    They weren't traitors, so they
    immediately handed them over.
[07:10] Tenji
    T-That's...
[07:12] Yuichi
    Would you have expected Kokorogi to
     suddenly believe Sawaragi was on her side?
[07:16] Yuichi
    I gave her a note.
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
[07:18] Yuichi
    It said, "I have Sawaragi's name tag.
    She won't betray us."
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
[07:23] Yuichi
    Then Kokorogi gave me her name tag,
    and finally Shibe did, too.
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
[07:29] Maria
    Your debt doesn't double if you
     just hand the tag to someone.
[07:32] Maria
    I'm impressed he figured that out!
[07:34] Tsukino
    It seems he tested it.
[07:36] Tsukino
    At one point before the fourth period,
    his name tag was missing.
[07:40] Tsukino
    He probably secretly handed it to Sawaragi,
[07:42] Tsukino
    most likely while Shibe and
    Mikasa were fighting.
[07:44] Maria
    You're right.
[07:46] Tsukino
    And then he got his name tag back
    when he handed her the card.
[07:50] Maria
    There's an eye-tracking camera built
    into the screen on the tag,
[07:54] Maria
    so it can tell if they looked
    at the back or not.
[07:57] Tsukino
    After testing it,
    he wrote a note to Sawaragi
[08:00] Tsukino
    telling her to hand him her name tag.
[08:02] Tsukino
    See? Right here, she isn't wearing hers.
[08:06] Maria
    Heh. Bold and cunning, indeed.
[08:09] Tsukino
    In order to keep them from betraying him
    and writing multiple cards,
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
[08:13] Tsukino
    he kept their name tags hostage.
[08:16] Tsukino
    It's as if he was telling them, "If you
    hand over your tag, I'll trust you."
[08:19] Tsukino
    "If not, I won't."
[08:22] Tsukino
    Sawaragi must have known she
    absolutely couldn't refuse.
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
[08:27] Tsukino
    And then like a chain reaction,
    they all had to hand them over.
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
[08:30] Tsukino
    They knew that if they didn't,
    they'd be isolated.
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
[08:33] Tsukino
    Only a very devious mind can prey
    on the weakness of others like that.
[08:38] Tsukino
    He knows all about human weakness,
    and about the power and terror of money.
[08:44] Tsukino
    His thought process is similar to the way
[08:46] Tsukino
    that religious cults and
     pyramid schemes operate.
[08:49] Maria
    But at the end, everyone was able to
    finish the game with a smile on their face,
[08:50] Yuichi
    Here, I'll return these. I didn't 
    look at the backs, of course.
[08:52] Yutori
    Yeah.
[08:53] Maria
    so didn't it all turn out okay?
[08:55] Tsukino
    It's the opposite.
[08:56] Tsukino
    The fact that they're still smiling
    after handing over their name tags,
[09:00] Tsukino
    which are the lifeblood of this game,
    is absolutely chilling.
[09:05] Tsukino
    This expert liar, who tricked the others
    and still left them smiling...
[09:10] Tsukino
    Who is this man, really?
[09:15] Tenji
    Yuichi...
[09:16] Tenji
    Tell me one last thing.
[09:19] Tenji
    Why... Why me?
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    now that you mention it...
SIGN    in your face lol
SIGN    Tenji-kun cyute
SIGN    serves you right
SIGN    sucks for you
SIGN    brilliant deduction
SIGN    I knew it from the start lol
SIGN    it's over (^o^)/
[09:22] Tenji
    You started with the friends you trusted
    and made them allies one by one.
[09:27] Tenji
    That means you always thought
    I was the most suspicious, right?
[09:32] Tenji
    Did I... Did I make a mistake somewhere?
SIGN    they hate you now
SIGN    absolutely lol
SIGN    pathetic lmao
SIGN    lol duh
SIGN    you lost
SIGN    that's it!
SIGN    lolololol
SIGN    i'm crying lmaooo
SIGN    hilariously obvious lol
SIGN    duh lmao
SIGN    lmaoooo
[09:37] Yuichi
    Well, not exactly a mistake.
[09:40] Yuichi
    I think I know you guys pretty well.
[09:44] Yuichi
    So...
[09:46] Yuichi
    It was suspicious when you weren't
    acting like yourself during the game.
[09:50] Tenji
    I wasn't... like myself?
[09:53] Yuichi
    The Tenji I know is smart and calm.
[09:56] Yuichi
    If we start arguing,
    you step in to break it up.
[10:00] Yuichi
    But at the start of the game,
    you picked a fight with Shibe.
[10:04] Yuichi
    You said it was Shibe
    who wrote that bad-mouth.
[10:07] Yuichi
    Do you seriously think that would happen?
SIGN    - The game is played in periods  - Each period, you bad-mouth someone  - Write it down on the bad-mouth card in the private room  - Once you enter the private room, you can't leave for three minutes  - You can write as many things as you want about each person  - You may submit a blank bad-mouth card  - You may lie (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player)  - The number of spaces you move is determined by the god survey
[10:10] Yuichi
    Bad-Mouth Sugoroku is about
     leaking your friends' secrets.
[10:14] Yuichi
    But it'd be impossible for
    Shibe to bad-mouth us.
[10:19] Tenji
    You can't mean...
[10:20] Yuichi
    Yup. None of us have told
     Shibe any secrets.
[10:24] Shibe
    Huh!?
SIGN    Boom!
SIGN    No way...
[10:25] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Don't tell the others. Especially Shibe.
[10:28] Yuichi
    That's what I said when I told you
    my secret. Right, Sawaragi?
[10:32] Shiho
    Yeah, it is.
[10:33] Yuichi
    And Kokorogi, you really don't want
    Shibe to know your secrets, right?
[10:38] Yutori
    Yeah.
SIGN    Boom!
[10:41] Shiho
    I mean, Shibe has such a big mouth.
[10:46] Yuichi
    Shibe's an awkward idiot.
[10:48] Yuichi
    Even that bad-mouth in the fourth period...
[10:51] (Flashback) Manabu
    Shibe Makoto took baths with
     his mother until junior high.
SIGN    how cute lol
[10:55] Yuichi
    He probably wrote it himself
    in order to protect Sawaragi.
[10:59] Shibe
    That is correct!
[11:01] Yuichi
    And when Kokorogi's secret was revealed,
[11:02] Yuichi
    you were just trying to cheer her up, right?
[11:02] (Flashback) Shibe
    For someone who isn't a virgin, 
    you sure seem innocent.
[11:07] Shibe
    Of course I was! I was
     trying to compliment her.
[11:11] Yuichi
    See? That was his idea of cheering her up.
[11:15] Yuichi
    He's really an idiot.
[11:17] Yuichi
    And he's always like that,
    so I wasn't sure when to tell him.
[11:21] Yuichi
    I knew he'd have trouble acting the part.
[11:24] Yuichi
    I finally told him in the last period
    when you were in the room,
[11:28] Yuichi
    but even then, he acted weird.
[11:32] Tenji
    Huh. Was that why?
[11:33] Tenji
    No wonder. Shibe's an idiot.
[11:37] Tenji
    I tried to put the blame on someone
    who'd be too dumb to pull it off anyway.
[11:43] Tenji
    That would be suspicious.
[11:46] Tenji
    To think I got tripped up
    by an idiot like Shibe...
[11:50] Shibe
    Are they, like, totally making fun of me?
[11:52] Yutori
    It's okay.
[11:53] Shiho
    Yeah, you're a nice idiot.
[11:55] Manabu
    Hey, sorry to break up your teenaging,
[11:58] Manabu
    but can we get back to the game?
[12:00] Manabu
    It ain't over yet.
[12:02] Manabu
    It's fine that you found the traitor,
    but Shiho's still going to lose alone.
[12:06] Manabu
    Are you okay with that?
[12:07] Yuichi
    Right, right. I still have
    to wrap things up.
[12:10] Yuichi
    Got a second?
[12:11] Manabu
    Huh? Tee-hee... what are you doing?
[12:13] Manabu
    Oh, Yuichi-kun!
[12:15] Yuichi
    Manabu-sensei, I...
[12:19] Manabu
    Huh?!
[12:21] Tsukino
    Find out if that's true immediately!
[12:24] Maria
    Y-Yes!
[12:27] Shibe
    Hey, Yuichi.
[12:28] Shibe
    You've got some secret plan to make
     everything work out, right?
[12:32] Yuichi
    Of course. A perfect method
    that won't get anyone in trouble.
[12:37] Tsukino
    Katagiri Yuichi... This is...
[12:41] Tsukino
    Manabu, it's the truth.
[12:44] Manabu
    Huh?!
[12:45] Manabu
    S-Sorry to cut things short,
    but the game is over!!
[12:48] Manabu
    I'm calling the game for Katagiri Yuichi.
[12:50] Manabu
    He reaches the goal alone,
    and the game's been cleared!
[12:53] The other four
    Huh?!
[12:56] Shibe
    The game is over?
[12:58] Yutori
    Yuichi reached the goal alone?
[13:00] Shiho
    Why? What do you mean?!
[13:01] Manabu
    Yuichi wrote a false bad-mouth
    in the seventh period.
[13:05] Manabu
    He just confirmed it himself.
SIGN    huh? why?
SIGN    oh shi—
SIGN    wait what?
SIGN    no way!
SIGN    penalty?
SIGN    goose... bumps...
SIGN    he fooled them lmao
SIGN    huh lol
SIGN    not Tenji?
SIGN    by himself? huh? what?
[13:09] Tenji
    Yuichi told... a lie?
[13:12] Manabu
    So he gets a penalty from the gods and
     moves one space ahead of Shiho-chan.
[13:16] Manabu
    In other words, to the goal.
[13:19] Shiho
    Yuichi!? There's no way this
    is a "perfect method"!
SIGN    Spaces Moved
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    60 spaces - 200,000 yen
SIGN    59 spaces - 100,000 yen
SIGN    52 spaces - 300,000 yen
SIGN    44 spaces - 400,000 yen
SIGN    32 spaces - 800,000 yen
[13:23] Yuichi
    No, this is how it should be.
[13:25] Yuichi
    This is our best option.
[13:28] Shibe
    If you reach the goal alone,
    what happens to Tenji?
[13:31] Shibe
    This guy betrayed us all! Are you
    gonna let him get away with that?!
[13:35] Yuichi
    Right, you're probably
    wondering why Tenji did this.
[13:39] Yuichi
    You guys should ask him about it
    while I'm playing the third game.
SIGN    Period 19         Spaces Moved         Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    60 spaces - 200,000 yen
SIGN    59 spaces - 100,000 yen
SIGN    52 spaces - 300,000 yen
SIGN    44 spaces - 400,000 yen
SIGN    32 spaces - 800,000 yen
[13:45] Tenji
    Yuichi...
[13:46] Yuichi
    Decide if you'll forgive him
    or not without me.
[13:51] Yuichi
    I don't have any right
    to judge Tenji, anyway.
[13:54] Shibe
    What's that supposed to mean?
[13:56] Yuichi
    Kokorogi, remember what I said to
    comfort you when you were in shock?
[14:02] Yutori
    Y-Yeah.
[14:04] Yutori
    "What you did doesn't even compare to..."
[14:08] (Flashback) Yuichi
    ...the horrible things
    I've done in the past.
[14:11] Yuichi
    Yeah. I've done some horrible things,
[14:15] Yuichi
    and I've kept them a secret from you guys.
[14:18] Yuichi
    I thought if you knew, we wouldn't
     be able to stay friends.
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    goosebumps
SIGN    the only loser lol
SIGN    lol
SIGN    huh? didn't he win? lol
SIGN    lmaooo
SIGN    chills
SIGN    something hOrRibLe?
SIGN    gross lol
SIGN    that's awful Yuichi-kun lmao
SIGN    that confession
[14:23] Yuichi
    In a sense, I've betrayed you
    in a much worse way than Tenji did.
[14:28] Shiho
    W-What happened then, in your past—
[14:31] Yuichi
    In the seventh period,
[14:33] Yuichi
    I wrote a bad-mouth that said,
    "Shibe killed someone in the past."
[14:35] Yuichi
    That was a lie.
[14:38] Yuichi
    The truth... The truth is...
[14:47] Yuichi
    It was me. I'm the one who's killed people.
[14:51] Shiho
    Yuichi is a killer?
[14:54] Tsukino
    I thought we'd find something,
[14:56] Tsukino
    but to discover that Katagiri Yuichi
    sent three people to their deaths...
[15:02] Tsukino
    He isn't just a human abomination.
    He's an absolute monster.
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
[15:09] Manabu
    Pfft! You sure are dumb, Yuichi-kun,
[15:13] Manabu
    trying to go to the third game alone.
[15:16] Yuichi
    You got a problem with that?
[15:17] Manabu
    The third game is super rough.
    It's almost impossible to clear alone.
[15:22] Manabu
    You might feel like a hero
    for sacrificing yourself,
[15:25] Manabu
    but I bet you're gonna regret it!
[15:28] Yuichi
    I wonder who's going to regret it more.
[15:30] Manabu
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[15:32] Yuichi
    For me, friends were just a safety
    to keep me living a clean life.
[15:37] Yuichi
    I didn't want to show them who I really was.
[15:41] Yuichi
    But for the next game,
    the safety is released.
[15:45] Yuichi
    In other words, I can let loose.
[15:50] Yuichi
    I'm going to use the third game
    to destroy you and the management.
[15:54] Yuichi
    You'd better be ready for me.
[16:00] Manabu {kid voice}
    Ooh, so scary.
[16:01] Manabu {sensei voice}
    You're acting so scary,
[16:03] Manabu {kid voice}
    everyone's recoiling from you.
[16:06] Manabu {both voices}
    Yuichi-kun, you killer.
SIGN    Yuichi-kun, you killer♥
[16:12] Yutori
    That's a lie, right Yuichi?
[16:13] Shibe
    If management gave him a penalty,
    doesn't that mean it's true?
[16:17] Shiho
    But wait... "killed?"
[16:19] Shiho
    It must've been an accident.
    Some unfortunate accident.
[16:22] Manabu {sensei voice}
    It was no accident. Yuichi-kun
    is a straight-up murderer.
[16:27] Manabu {kid voice}
    And he killed three people, even.
[16:30] Shibe
    You killed three people and
     it wasn't an accident...
[16:34] Shibe
    Doesn't that make you a serial killer?
[16:38] Shibe
    And you still studied and played and
    laughed with us like a normal person.
[16:43] Shibe
    To think that I spent time
    hanging out with a murderer...
[16:48] Shibe
    It honestly makes me sick.
[16:51] Tenji
    Cut it out, Shibe.
[16:52] Tenji
    Sometimes people have reasons for
    doing things that they can't talk about.
[16:57] Shibe
    Tenji... that's rich, coming from you.
[16:59] Shibe
    You gonna say you had reasons
    for what you did, too?!
[17:02] Tenji
    A brat with an easy life like you
    would never understand!
[17:07] Tenji
    You can thank your dad
    and his crimes for that!
[17:09] Shibe
    You asshole! You can't say that to me!
[17:13] Tenji
    I only said what's on my mind,
    like you always do!
[17:13] Shiho
    What are you doing? Stop it, both of you!
[17:17] Yutori
    I can't take this! I want to go home!
[17:20] Shiho
    Yuichi, say something to them!
[17:21] Shiho
    They need to hear the truth
    from you, Yuichi!
[17:21] Shibe
    There's no excuse for murder!
[17:26] Tenji
    Shut the hell up!
[17:26] Yutori
    Mom... Dad!
[17:27] Shiho
    Say something, Yuichi!
[17:29] Shibe
    What the hell?!
[17:29] Tenji
    Try using your head for once!
[17:29] Shiho
    Calm down, both of you!
    Quiet! You too, Shibe!
[17:32] Shibe
    Huh?! I'm thinking clearly, you traitor!
[17:35] Yuichi
    I knew it would end up like this.
[17:39] Yuichi
    Enough already.
[17:41] Manabu {sensei voice}
    Hmm?
[17:42] Yuichi
    If it means I have to
    put up with this noise,
[17:45] Yuichi
    I don't need friends anymore.
[17:49] Yuichi
    Manabu, I jump here to get to
    the third game, right?
[17:53] Manabu
    Yeah, that's right.
[17:55] Manabu
    But Yuichi-kun, are you really going to help
     them by going to the third game alone?
[18:00] Yuichi
    Well, honestly, they're dragging me
     down and I don't want more debt,
[18:05] Yuichi
    so I'd rather leave them behind.
[18:09] Yuichi
    This "believe your friends" crap
    is getting to be a pain.
[18:13] Shiho
    Is it really that easy for you to
    abandon your friends, Yuichi?
[18:19] Yuichi
    A long time ago, someone told me...
[18:22] (Flashback) Mother
    There is something more important
    than money in the world—
[18:25] (Flashback) Mother
    your friends.
[18:30] Yuichi
    Even now, I honestly don't understand
[18:33] Yuichi
    why friends are supposed
     to be that important.
[18:36] Yuichi
    I still wanted to treasure
    what she said, though,
[18:40] Yuichi
    because I loved her.
[18:43] Yuichi
    I think I've had enough, though.
[18:47] Yuichi
    If it's this much of a pain,
    I'd rather be alone.
[18:49] Manabu
    Hey, are you all okay with this?
    He's gonna go alone, guys!
[18:52] Manabu
    At least say something to encourage him
[18:56] Manabu
    before he goes to that hellish third game.
[18:58] Manabu
    If any of you still call yourselves
    his friend, that is.
[19:03] Manabu
    Aw, too bad.
[19:05] Manabu
    Looks like nobody wants to be friends
    with a murderer, after all.
[19:12] Yuichi
    Well, that's a relief.
[19:14] Yuichi
    Now you guys can forget about me,
    and I'll forget all about you.
[19:20] Yuichi
    I guess this was the only way
    I could protect them.
[19:26] Yuichi
    I'm sorry, Mother.
SIGN    Group C
     Second Game: Bad-Mouth Sugoroku
SIGN    Cleared
SIGN    Prize won: Two Million Yen
SIGN    (However, since he reached the goal, Katagiri Yuichi receives the 1.8 million yen debt acquired in this game as a penalty)
[19:35] Tenji
    Wait a minute!
[19:38] Tenji
    I can't let Yuichi go on alone.
[19:41] Yuichi
    Tenji!
[19:43] Tenji
    Manabu-sensei.
[19:44] Manabu
    Yeah?
[19:45] Tenji
    I told a lie during the game.
[19:47] Tenji
    You need to penalize me, as well.
[19:49] Manabu
    What? You're telling me this now?
[19:52] Tenji
    There was a bad-mouth in the third period
     saying I dated Shiho-chan, right?
[19:57] Tenji
    Do you remember what you said then?
[19:59] (Flashback) Manabu
    If they had no romantic feelings
    at the time, then it might be a lie.
[20:04] Tenji
    I've never had any romantic
    feelings toward Shiho-chan.
[20:07] Manabu
    Huh? Huh?! What do you mean?!
[20:10] Shiho
    Tenji-san...
[20:11] Tenji
    The reason I tried to destroy
    everyone's friendships
[20:14] Tenji
    is because I wanted to keep
    someone all to myself.
[20:16] Manabu
    And that was Shiho-sama, right?
[20:19] Tenji
    No!
[20:20] Tenji
    The one I really like...
[20:22] Manabu
    Huh?
[20:24] Tenji
    ...is Yuichi!
[20:25] All
    Huh?!
[20:27] Tenji
    I've always liked Yuichi.
    I wanted Yuichi to look at me...
SIGN    um lmao
SIGN    no way lolol
SIGN    too desperate lol
SIGN    lmao who does this help?
SIGN    wait! no way lmaoooo
SIGN    did Shiho-sama just get dumped?
SIGN    is this OK?
SIGN    lmaooooo
SIGN    hype lol
SIGN    i can't i can't i can't lol
SIGN    srsly?
SIGN    that's just too
SIGN    that's so unnecessary
SIGN    wait wait wait
SIGN    you lol
[20:31] Manabu {kid voice}
    Hold it! You can't just say
    random stuff out of desperation!
[20:34] Manabu {kid voice}
    You made that up to get to the goal, right?!
[20:37] Tenji
    Fine. You want me to prove it.
[20:42] Tenji
    Okay, Yuichi. Is this your first time?
[20:47] Yuichi
    Huh? For what?
[20:48] Tenji
    It is for me.
[20:50] Tenji
    I don't really know how to do it.
[20:52] Tenji
    Let me take off my glasses...
[20:54] Yuichi
    Huh?
[20:57] Manabu {kid voice}
    Squee!
[20:59] Manabu {kid voice}
    Okay! Proof accepted!
SIGN    Q: Do you think Mikasa Tenji is serious?
SIGN    oooooooo
SIGN    lmao how noble
SIGN    come on lol
SIGN    sick lol
SIGN    i just can't lolol
SIGN    hyyype lol
SIGN    boys love lol
SIGN    loool
SIGN    this... can't... be...
SIGN    chaos lol
SIGN    ooooo
[21:01] Manabu {kid voice}
    The two of you may proceed
    to the third game together.
[21:03] Manabu {kid voice}
    Happily ever after!
[21:05] Tenji
    Let's go, Yuichi.
[21:08] Tenji
    As long as we're together,
[21:09] Tenji
    I know we can fight the true darkness
    of this Tomodachi Game.
[21:13] Shibe
    Tenji!
[21:14] Shiho
    Yuichi!
SIGN    Correction:
SIGN    Group C
     Second Game: Bad-Mouth Sugoroku
SIGN    Cleared
SIGN    Prize won: Two Million Yen
SIGN    (However, since they reached the goal, Katagiri Yuichi and Mikasa Tenji each receive 900,000 yen of the debt acquired in this game as a penalty.)
[21:23] Maria
    Well, that was a big twist!
[21:26] Tsukino
    Yes, but it seems he must
    still have his own objective.
[21:31] Tsukino
    It turns out this is Mikasa Tenji's 
    second Tomodachi Game.
SIGN    NEXT: I'll Take 20 Million Yen Worth of Your Life

E7 - I'll Take 20 Million Yen Worth of Your Life
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[00:07] (Flashback) Mother
    Are you counting money again?
[00:09] (Flashback) Child Yuichi
    I gotta. We need to live
    on this for two weeks.
[00:14] (Flashback) Mother
    Money certainly is important.
    But you know, Yuichi...
[00:18] (Flashback) Mother
    There is something more important
    than money in the world—
[00:22] (Flashback) Mother
    your friends.
[00:23] (Flashback) Child Yuichi
    What do you mean by "friends," ma'am?
[00:26] (Flashback) Mother
    Hey! I'm your mother now.
[00:29] (Flashback) Mother
    Come on, come on.
[00:32] (Flashback) Child Yuichi
    M-Mother...
SIGN    General Hospital
[00:40] (Flashback) Teacher
    How's she doing?
[00:42] (Flashback) Child Yuichi
    Oh, Sensei.
[00:48] (Flashback) Teacher
    Yuichi-kun, do you know what the most
    important thing in the world is?
[00:53] (Flashback) Child Yuichi
    Yeah, I know.
[00:56] (Flashback) Child Yuichi
    It's money, right?
[00:59] Tenji
    Yuichi!
[01:02] Tenji
    Are you okay, Yuichi?
[01:05] Yuichi
    T-Tenji?
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    thief
SIGN    parent and child crooks
[02:38] Yuichi
    Where are we?
SIGN    Episode 7: I'll Take 20 Million Yen Worth of Your Life
SIGN    Episode 7: I'll Take 20 Million Yen Worth of Your Life
[02:41] Tenji
    I don't know.
[02:45] Manabu-kun
    Hey, guys! Good morning!
[02:49] Yuichi
    Is that Manabu?
[02:50] Manabu-kun
    To prepare for the start of the third game,
[02:52] Manabu-kun
    you both have to stay
    in this cave for three days.
[02:56] Manabu-kun
    So have fun for the next 72 hours, you two!
[03:02] Yuichi
    Water?
[03:04] Yuichi
    Only this much for three days?
[03:06] Tenji
    Yuichi.
[03:07] Yuichi
    What?
[03:08] Tenji
    Well... about what just happened,
[03:12] Tenji
    I only did it so I could follow you.
[03:16] Tenji
    I thought that, with you,
[03:18] Tenji
    I could talk about why I betrayed
    everyone and explain everything.
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
[03:25] Tenji
    You know, Yuichi,
[03:28] Tenji
    this is my second Tomodachi Game.
[03:31] Yuichi
    S-Second? What is going on?
[03:41] Tenji
    It's all Shiho-chan...
    Sawaragi Shiho's fault.
[03:45] Yuichi
    Sawaragi?
[03:46] Tenji
    She stole from me... She stole...
[03:49] Tenji
    the most precious thing I had in this world.
[03:56] Tenji
    It began in junior high.
[03:59] Tenji
    Back then, I had two
    very close best friends.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[04:04] (Flashback) Tenji
    Do you want to go into business together?
[04:06] (Flashback) Tenji
    I've saved up a million yen.
[04:08] (Flashback) Tenji
    We can use this and raise more,
[04:10] (Flashback) Tenji
    so I can start a business before I'm 18.
[04:12] (Flashback) Friend B
    That does sound like a great idea, but...
[04:14] (Flashback) Friend A
    Are you sure you wanna share
    all this money with us?
[04:18] (Flashback) Tenji
    Don't be stupid. You're the
    only ones I'd do this with.
[04:22] Tenji
    We had the strongest friendship on campus.
[04:24] Tenji
    As long as we were together,
    nothing could stop us.
[04:29] Tenji
    Or so we thought.
[04:33] (Flashback) Shiho
    Tenji-san, good morning!
[04:35] (Flashback) Tenji
    Shiho-chan?
[04:36] (Flashback) Tenji
    Oh, that's right, you're in junior high now.
[04:39] (Flashback) Friend A
    H-Hey, Tenji, who's that girl?
[04:41] (Flashback) Tenji
    Sawaragi Shiho-san. She's—Well, we've
     been friends since we were kids.
[04:45] (Flashback) Shiho
    Nice to meet you!
[04:46] (Flashback) Friend A
    Oh...
[04:47] (Flashback) Friend B
    Nice to meet you.
[04:48] Tenji
    After that day, we began to have trouble
     managing our funds, for some reason.
[04:54] (Flashback) Friend B
    Hey, Tenji.
[04:55] (Flashback) Friend A
    Are you dating Sawaragi-san?
[04:57] (Flashback) Tenji
    Huh?
[04:58] (Flashback) Tenji
    What are you talking about?
    Right now, our investments need—
[05:01] (Flashback) Friend B
    No, this is more important.
[05:03] (Flashback) Tenji
    W-Well, our parents are trying
    to arrange our marriage,
[05:06] (Flashback) Tenji
    but we don't want that.
    We aren't dating.
[05:08] Tenji
    I'd had my suspicions for a while,
[05:10] (Flashback) Friend A
    Is that the truth?
[05:11] (Flashback) Friend B
    Can we trust you?
[05:11] Tenji
    but it seems like they 
    both liked Shiho-chan.
[05:13] (Flashback) Tenji
    Of course you can.
SIGN    Regular Savings
SIGN    Date | Transaction | Payment Amount | Deposit Amount | Balance | Number
[05:15] Tenji
    We were able to start managing
    our funds together again,
[05:18] Tenji
    and we still had that money when
     we entered high school together.
[05:22] (Flashback) Friend A
    Hey, wanna play a game?
[05:24] (Flashback) Friend A
    We could split the three million
    yen we have now three ways
[05:27] (Flashback) Friend A
    and invest it separately.
[05:29] (Flashback) Friend A
    Once the total reaches 20 million,
    whoever made the most profit
[05:33] (Flashback) Friend A
    gets to be the CEO of our new company.
[05:35] (Flashback) Tenji
    Yeah, that could be interesting.
[05:38] (Flashback) Friend A
    He'll also get the right
    to propose to Sawaragi!
[05:43] (Flashback) Friend B
    Sounds good! I'm all for it!
[05:44] Tenji
    I honestly had no idea what he was thinking,
[05:48] Tenji
    but I didn't want to ruin our friendship,
    so I played it off as a joke.
[05:55] Tenji
    That was the day we were kidnapped,
    taken to the Tomodachi Game site,
[05:59] Tenji
    and learned the truth that one of us
    was 10 million yen in debt.
[06:05] (Flashback) Manabu-kun
    Too bad! It's game over in
    the third game for Group B.
[06:09] (Flashback) Manabu-kun
    Tenji-kun is confirmed as the sole loser.
[06:11] (Flashback) Manabu-kun
    You get everyone's combined debt
    of 20 million yen all to yourself.
[06:16] (Flashback) Manabu-kun
    Since you're still a minor, I'll take
     20 million yen worth of your life.
SIGN    Mahjong - Beginners Welcome
SIGN    Apple Osteopathic Clinic
[06:23] Tenji
    Two days later, I was set free
SIGN    Alcohol 
    Cigarettes
[06:26] Tenji
    under the condition that I would
    never tell anyone what happened.
[06:29] (Flashback) Tenji
    Hey! Why'd you betray us?!
[06:32] (Flashback) Tenji
    Where the hell is our money?!
[06:33] (Flashback) Friend A
    I-I used all of it for S-Sawaragi-san.
[06:38] (Flashback) Tenji
    For Shiho-chan?
[06:41] (Flashback) Friend A
    Gimme a break, Tenji! If I say any
     more, they'll erase me, too!
[06:47] (Flashback) Shiho
    Tenji-san, wanna walk home together?
[06:52] (Flashback) Shiho
    You seem down these days, Tenji-san.
[06:54] (Flashback) Shiho
    Is it because your friends transferred?
[06:57] (Flashback) Shiho
    Hey, Tenji-san, have you seen them recently?
[07:00] (Flashback) Tenji
    No.
[07:01] (Flashback) Shiho
    You sure? Someone said they saw
    you talking to one of them.
[07:05] (Flashback) Tenji
    I d-don't think so...
[07:06] (Flashback) Shiho
    Hey. What did you talk about?
[07:10] (Flashback) Shiho
    Like, did you talk about me?
[07:16] Tenji
    I broke my promise to the
    management and spilled everything
[07:25] Tenji
    to the most precious thing...
[07:28] Tenji
    the most important person 
    to me in the world.
[07:31] (Flashback) Yutaka
    What's up, Tenji?
[07:33] Tenji
    My father, who raised me on his own.
SIGN    Fun Vehicle 
    Picture Book
[07:37] Tenji
    For me, he was like a living textbook.
[07:41] (Flashback) Yutaka
    I'm really glad you told me, Tenji.
[07:44] (Flashback) Tenji
    Dad...
[07:45] (Flashback) Yutaka
    I'm sure it was hard
    keeping that to yourself.
[07:47] (Flashback) Yutaka
    Let me take care of everything from here.
[07:59] (Flashback) Tenji
    Uncle! Why... Why is Dad...
[08:02] (Flashback) Wataru
    We don't know the details yet,
    but it's safe to say it was a suicide.
[08:07] Tenji
    A suicide? That can't be right.
    My dad was...
[08:11] (Flashback) Yutaka
    Tenji, this might be a big deal.
[08:15] (Flashback) Yutaka
    I'm going to Sawaragi's house to
     ask Shiho-chan about it directly.
[08:19] (Flashback) Tenji
    B-But...
[08:20] (Flashback) Yutaka
    Hey, don't worry.
[08:21] (Flashback) Yutaka
    If anything happens, Wataru will be there.
[08:23] (Flashback) Yutaka
    He's my best friend in the world.
    I know he'll have my back.
[08:28] Tenji
    I couldn't trust anyone.
[08:31] Tenji
    But Sawaragi Shiho was clearly at the center
[08:35] Tenji
    of everything that was happening.
[08:39] Tenji
    After that, I decided to investigate
     Shiho-chan thoroughly.
[08:45] Tenji
    But that didn't go well, either.
[08:48] Yuichi
    What do you mean?
[08:50] Tenji
    I got an email from an unknown sender.
SIGN    Quit sticking your nose into  Sawaragi Shiho's business.  If you don't, you'll disappear too.  Just like Mikasa Yutaka.
[08:54] Tenji
    So I decided to gamble. 
    It was all or nothing.
[08:57] Tenji
    I'd play the Tomodachi Game
[08:59] Tenji
    to corner her and make her
    show her true colors.
[09:02] Yuichi
    And that's the real reason you applied?
[09:05] Tenji
    That's right.
[09:06] Yuichi
    But then I screwed up your plan, huh?
[09:10] Tenji
    No, not really.
[09:13] Tenji
    Shiho-chan told one really big lie.
[09:16] Yuichi
    A lie?
[09:17] Tenji
    Yeah. And once you hear about it,
[09:20] Tenji
    you should believe that Sawaragi Shiho
    was the real traitor, too.
[09:26] Tenji
    The key is the fact that our total combined
     debt right now is 10.8 million yen.
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
[09:33] Yuichi
    10.8 million?
[09:35] Yuichi
    That doesn't add up.
[09:37] Tenji
    Yeah. To be exact—
[09:39] Yuichi
    Wait a second! How would you
    know the total debt amount?
[09:43] Tenji
    It's the same as when I played before.
[09:45] Tenji
    Once you clear the second game,
    the management will tell you the total debt.
[09:50] Tenji
    Manabu-kun! Tell us the total
    debt amount again.
[09:54] Manabu-kun
    Fine, whatever.
[09:56] Manabu-kun
    The current total debt amount
    for Group C is 10.8 million yen.
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
[10:06] Yuichi
    If we take everyone
    at their word, it looks like this.
SIGN    Yuichi -4.1 million yen
    
    Tenji -4.1 million yen 
    
    Shibe -2.2 million yen 
    
    Yutori -2.2 million yen 
    
    Shiho -6.2 million yen
    
    
     Total -18.8 million yen
[10:10] Yuichi
    That's 8 million off from 10.8 million yen.
[10:13] Tenji
    Which means someone's
     lying about their debt.
[10:16] Yuichi
    Yeah, it does...
[10:19] Tenji
    By the way, I also told a lie
    at the end of the first game.
SIGN    If the 10 yen coin goes to "yes," you clear the game. 
    If the 10 yen coin goes to "no," only the reader's debt will be halved.
[10:23] Tenji
    My question card actually said
    I could cut my debt in half.
[10:28] Tenji
    So at the end of the first game,
    I was at minus 1.6 million yen,
[10:32] Tenji
    and my real debt right now
    is 2.1 million yen.
SIGN    Tenji    -2.1 million yen
[10:36] Yuichi
    Then it's likely Shibe got the same thing.
SIGN    Shibe Makoto 
    Debt: 3.6 million yen
     (self-reported)
[10:41] Tenji
    Shibe's current debt amount
    is probably 200,000 yen.
SIGN    Shibe    -200,000 yen
SIGN    Yuichi -4.1 million yen
    
    Tenji -4.1 million yen 
    
    Shibe -2.2 million yen 
    
    Yutori -2.2 million yen 
    
    Shiho -6.2 million yen
    
    
     Total -18.8 million yen
[10:46] Yuichi
    But even if we correct
    both of your amounts...
SIGN    Yuichi -4.1 million yen
    
    Tenji -4.1 million yen 
    
    Shibe -2.2 million yen 
    
    Yutori -2.2 million yen 
    
    Shiho -6.2 million yen
    
    
     Total -18.8 million yen
SIGN    Yuichi -4.1 million yen 
    
    Tenji -2.1 million yen
    
     Shibe -200,000 yen
    
     Yutori -2.2 million yen
    
    Shiho -6.2 million yen
    
    
    Total -14.8 million yen
[10:49] Yuichi
    We're still off by 4 million.
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    Shiho     -6.2 million yen
SIGN    Total -14.8 million yen
[10:52] Yuichi
    Right. Sawaragi's 6.2 million
    debt is too high.
[10:56] Tenji
    If we assume she didn't get a penalty,
    she'd have 2.2 million yen in debt.
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho 
    Debt: 3.6 million yen 
    (self-reported)
SIGN    Shiho    -2.2 million yen
SIGN    Yuichi -4.1 million yen 
    
    Tenji -2.1 million yen
    
     Shibe -200,000 yen
    
     Yutori -2.2 million yen
    
    Shiho -6.2 million yen 
    ____________________ 
    
    Total -14.8 million yen
[11:02] Yuichi
    You're right.
SIGN    Yuichi -4.1 million yen 
    
    Tenji -2.1 million yen
    
     Shibe -200,000 yen
    
     Yutori -2.2 million yen
    
     Shiho -6.2 million yen
    ____________________ 
    
    Total -14.8 million yen
SIGN    Yuichi -4.1 million yen 
    
    Tenji -2.1 million yen 
    
    Shibe -200,000 yen
    
     Yutori -2.2 million yen 
    
    Shiho -2.2 million yen 
    ____________________
    
    Total -10.8 million yen
[11:03] Yuichi
    That way, everything adds up.
[11:07] Tenji
    I feel bad, but I eavesdropped on you two.
[11:12] Tenji
    Yuichi, what if everything
    she said was a lie?
[11:17] Tenji
    What would you think of
     Sawaragi Shiho then?
[11:23] Yuichi
    That she's quite the scam artist.
[11:27] Tenji
    Yeah. Can you imagine how dark
    she really is, deep inside?
[11:33] Yuichi
    If you're telling the truth, that is.
SIGN    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho 
    has had plastic surgery.
[11:36] Yuichi
    The only thing any of us can be
     sure about is our own debt.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
SIGN    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho 
    has had plastic surgery.
[11:41] Yuichi
    No matter how convincing it sounds,
    I can't trust anything one hundred percent.
[11:47] Yuichi
    You must have realized by now.
[11:49] Yuichi
    We thought we knew each other,
    but we're basically strangers.
[11:53] Yuichi
    You didn't know what kind of person I was,
[11:56] Yuichi
    like that I was a killer, right?
[12:00] Yuichi
    But you still followed me. Why?
[12:04] Tenji
    That's...
[12:06] Tenji
    because you said you were going to
    destroy the Tomodachi Game.
[12:11] Tenji
    I have only one goal: to avenge
    my father's death.
[12:15] Tenji
    And the key to that is the Sawaragi family
    and this Tomodachi Game.
[12:19] Tenji
    Yuichi, I want you to fight with me.
[12:23] Yuichi
    Do you really mean that?
[12:25] Tenji
    I think you're probably
    a really dangerous person.
[12:29] Tenji
    I saw the face of true evil in you.
[12:33] Tenji
    But you do have strength, right?
[12:35] Tenji
    The strength to truly destroy
    the management?
[12:38] Tenji
    We can't fight fair.
[12:40] Tenji
    We won't be able to beat them
    unless we take some risks!
[12:43] Yuichi
    No way. Like I just said,
     talk like that is meaningless now.
[12:49] Tenji
    You're right.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[12:52] Tenji
    My debt right now is 2.1 million.
[12:55] Tenji
    Yuichi, trust me!
[12:57] Yuichi
    Idiot! Stop it!
[13:00] Tenji
    Fine, I won't ask you
    to join my fight anymore.
[13:04] Tenji
    But at least let me follow you on yours.
[13:09] Tenji
    I swear I won't get in your way!
    I don't care if you use me like a tool!
[13:13] Tenji
    So Yuichi, I beg you...
[13:16] Tenji
    You're... You're my last and only hope!
[13:22] Yuichi
    We have three days.
[13:25] Yuichi
    Let me think it over in that time.
[13:27] Yuichi
    Now get up and stop begging. Please.
SIGN    About 60 hours later
[13:34] Yuichi
    Hey, Tenji. What do "friends" mean to you?
[13:40] Tenji
    I have no idea.
[13:41] Tenji
    I stopped thinking about it
    after my best friends betrayed me.
[13:45] Yuichi
    So regardless of Sawaragi,
[13:47] Yuichi
    Kokorogi and Shibe are just people
    you met while planning your revenge.
[13:50] Yuichi
    Like strangers?
[13:52] Tenji
    I guess so.
[13:55] Yuichi
    I don't believe you.
[13:57] Yuichi
    If they were nothing but strangers,
[14:00] Yuichi
    why did you pick them
    for the Tomodachi Game?
[14:02] Yuichi
    You must have thought they
    had some feelings for you.
[14:08] Tenji
    Those two had no idea they were being used
[14:11] Tenji
    and thought I was their friend.
[14:14] Tenji
    They're just... real idiots.
[14:20] Yuichi
    Tenji, promise me one thing.
[14:23] Tenji
    Hmm?
[14:24] Yuichi
    When we get back, apologize to them.
[14:27] Tenji
    Even if I did, there's no way
    they'd forgive me.
[14:31] Yuichi
    It doesn't matter. Apologize anyway.
[14:33] Yuichi
    If there's at least some part
     of you that feels guilt, do it.
[14:39] Tenji
    Okay.
[14:43] Yuichi
    All right. If you're going to keep
    that promise, I'll make one, too.
[14:49] Yuichi
    I'm going to clear this third game,
    no matter what it takes.
SIGN    72 hours later...
[14:59] Manabu-kun
    Three days are up! Come on outside.
[15:03] Yuichi
    Let's go, Tenji. We have to
    make it back to everyone.
[15:07] Tenji
    Yeah.
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
[15:18] Sgt. Manabu
    Ah, you've both come out.
[15:20] Tenji
    Manabu-kun... is that you?
[15:22] Sgt. Manabu
    Fool! Who are you calling Manabu-kun?!
[15:33] Sgt. Manabu
    I'm the one and only Sergeant Manabu!
[15:38] Reiko
    The third game is starting.
[15:40] Tsukino
    Yes. It looks like they're up
    against your group.
[15:43] Reiko
    That's right!
[15:44] Reiko
    And how's your Group C?
[15:49] Reiko
    Huh? There are only two left?
[15:51] Reiko
    The game's over before it even started.
[15:55] Tsukino
    I wonder about that.
[15:57] Reiko
    Huh? In the third game, the bigger team
     always has the advantage.
[16:02] Tsukino
    Wanna bet?
[16:04] Reiko
    I'm in.
[16:06] Sgt. Manabu
    All right, let's get started, you pigs!
[16:09] Sgt. Manabu
    The third game...
[16:12] Sgt. Manabu
    Friendly Hide-and-Seek!
[16:15] Juzo
    Just two? That's brutal.
[16:18] Chisato
    And both dudes, too. What a waste.
[16:21] Kei
    It's rude to call them a waste, Senpai.
[16:25] Banri
    Your battle power is a mere five,
    huh? Piece of trash!
[16:28] Hyakutaro
    Huh?! You wanna piece of dis?
[16:31] Yuichi
    Who the hell are they?
[16:32] Sgt. Manabu
    Let me say, first of all,
    that this game is held in...
SIGN    Competitive Battle Format
[16:36] Sgt. Manabu
    competitive battle format!
[16:39] Sgt. Manabu
    The winners will clear the third game.
[16:41] Sgt. Manabu
    For the losers, it's game over.
[16:43] Tenji
    Wait a minute!
[16:44] Tenji
    Isn't the Tomodachi Game supposed
    to test friendships within the group?
[16:48] Sgt. Manabu
    Mm-hmm.
[16:49] Sgt. Manabu
    It will test your true friendship
     precisely because you have opponents.
[16:53] Sgt. Manabu
    For instance, what if
    your teammate is a jerk
[16:56] Sgt. Manabu
    who betrayed everyone by bad-mouthing them...
[16:59] Sgt. Manabu
    But the opposing team has five friends
    who all cooperated with each other?
[17:05] Sgt. Manabu
    Then the grass looks
    greener on the other side.
[17:07] Sgt. Manabu
    Wait, it actually is greener!
[17:09] Sgt. Manabu
    You'll start comparing yourselves
    to them, you'll get jealous,
[17:13] Sgt. Manabu
    and then, how do you think it'll all end?
[17:16] Tenji
    It... It'll...
[17:18] Yuichi
    Trusting your friends will start
    to look like a dumb idea.
[17:21] Tenji
    Yuichi?
[17:22] Sgt. Manabu
    Correct! This game will make you
    battle against that kind of feeling.
[17:26] Sgt. Manabu
    No matter how hard it is,
    you have to trust your friends,
[17:29] Sgt. Manabu
    and then you wait, and wait,
    and wait, and wait, and wait,
SIGN    wait and wait and wait and wait
[17:31] Sgt. Manabu
    and wait, and keep waiting...
[17:33] Sgt. Manabu
    That's the game!
    That's Friendly Hide-and-Seek!
SIGN    Friendly Hide-and-Seek
[17:40] Sgt. Manabu
    From here on, you will all play
    hide-and-seek in this vast forest.
[17:45] Sgt. Manabu
    Each team will choose one hider
    who will hide somewhere in the forest.
SIGN    Hider
SIGN    Hider
SIGN    Seeker
SIGN    Seeker
[17:50] Sgt. Manabu
    The remaining team members
    will be the seekers.
[17:52] Yuichi
    I see. That's why you said the
    third game can't be cleared alone.
SIGN    Ugh...
SIGN    Seeker
SIGN    Hider
[17:56] Sgt. Manabu
    That's right.
[17:58] Sgt. Manabu
    And the team that finds
    the other's hider first wins.
SIGN    Hider
SIGN    I found Manabu-kun!
SIGN    Seeker
[18:02] Tenji
    Wait a minute.
[18:03] Tenji
    With two people, we have only
    one seeker. That's totally...
[18:07] Sgt. Manabu
    Right! In this game, the smaller team
    is at a huge disadvantage.
[18:11] Sgt. Manabu
    But that's just the way it goes.
[18:14] Sgt. Manabu
    This is the Tomodachi Game.
[18:16] Sgt. Manabu
    Your team had a huge argument.
[18:19] Sgt. Manabu
    Obviously, a team that gets along
    will have an advantage.
[18:22] Sgt. Manabu
    I'll explain again later,
    but here are the rules.
SIGN    Third Game Rules
SIGN    Can't Do
SIGN    Violence
SIGN    Moving the Hider
SIGN    Can Do
SIGN    Contact
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Surrender (Give Up)
SIGN    Change Sides (Switch)
[18:27] Sgt. Manabu
    Take a close look.
SIGN    Change Sides (Switch)
[18:33] Tenji
    What's this "change sides" one?
[18:35] Sgt. Manabu
    If it looks like your team is about to lose,
[18:38] Sgt. Manabu
    the seekers can switch sides
    to the enemy team.
[18:41] Sgt. Manabu
    But even if the team you switch to wins,
    you won't go on to the fourth game.
[18:46] Tenji
    Is there any point to switching, then?
[18:53] Sgt. Manabu
    Of course there is.
[18:55] Sgt. Manabu
    If you're on the winning team
    when the game ends,
SIGN    Winning Team
SIGN    -1 million yen
[18:58] Sgt. Manabu
    the personal debt that you would
    have gained from failing to clear
[19:01] Sgt. Manabu
    can all be passed to the losing team.
SIGN    Losing Team
SIGN    -250,000 yen  -250,000 yen  -250,000 yen  -250,000 yen
SIGN    0 yen
[19:05] Yuichi
    So even if they fail to clear,
    the person who switched
[19:08] Yuichi
    can end the game with no debt.
SIGN    Money
SIGN    Friends
[19:11] Tenji
    Do you choose friends or money?
[19:13] Tenji
    That's what the Tomodachi Game
    is really about.
[19:16] Sgt. Manabu
    In particular, when
    there's only two on a team,
[19:18] Sgt. Manabu
    if one person switches,
    the game immediately ends.
[19:21] Sgt. Manabu
    So be careful!
[19:23] Tenji
    Don't worry. I have no
    intention of switching.
[19:26] Yuichi
    I really hope not. That would suck.
[19:28] Chisato
    But even on a five-person team...
[19:30] Banri
    It's possible for four to switch,
    leaving all of their debt on the one hider.
[19:36] Juzo
    So that is an option.
[19:39] Yuichi
    What happens if you switch but still lose?
[19:41] Sgt. Manabu
    In that case, the traitor will
    receive an amount of debt
[19:45] Sgt. Manabu
    equal to the average debt
    of the losing team.
[19:47] Sgt. Manabu
    They then return to their original team,
    and continue to the fourth game.
[19:51] Kei
    If someone betrays their team but
     then returns with even more debt...
[19:56] Hyakutaro
    That'd be unforgivable, huh?
[19:58] Sgt. Manabu
    Ah!
[19:59] Sgt. Manabu
    And just so you know, trading
    name tags is prohibited this time.
[20:06] Sgt. Manabu
    All right! Now all we have to do
    is choose the hiders.
[20:09] Sgt. Manabu
    But first, I have some exclusive
    information for the two in Group C!
[20:14] Sgt. Manabu
    There's a player from another group
    who made it to the third game alone.
[20:18] Sgt. Manabu
    Do you want to add them to your team?
[20:20] Sgt. Manabu
    Only if you say it's okay, of course.
[20:24] Tenji
    W-Why would we ever accept—
[20:26] Yuichi
    Are they a girl?
[20:27] Sgt. Manabu
    Huh? Yeah, she's a cute girl.
[20:30] Yuichi
    In that case, it's okay.
[20:31] Manabu
    Huh? What? Really? It's okay if it's a girl?
[20:32] Tenji
    Yuichi! It's too dangerous
    to let an outsider in!
[20:35] Sgt. Manabu
    You're such a perv, Yuichi-kun!
[20:35] Tenji
    If she betrays us, we're finished!
[20:37] Yuichi
    I know.
[20:38] Yuichi
    But it would be almost impossible
    for the two of us to win.
[20:43] Sgt. Manabu
    You're sure? Are you sure, then?
[20:45] Sgt. Manabu
    You guys are such a pain. I'll get her.
[20:47] Sgt. Manabu
    Please come over!
[20:53] Sgt. Manabu
    All right, please introduce yourself!
[20:57] Maria
    I'm Mizuse Maria.
[20:58] Group K
    Wow!
[21:02] Reiko
    That's the guy who said
    he'd destroy the operation?
[21:05] Reiko
    When the higher-ups were alerted,
[21:08] Reiko
    they decided to send Maria
     in to keep an eye on him.
[21:10] Reiko
    I was wondering what he'd be like,
[21:14] Reiko
    but if he let her in that easily,
    he can't be that deep.
[21:19] Reiko
    Besides trusting your friends,
[21:22] Reiko
    there is one other way
    to clear the Tomodachi Game.
[21:25] Reiko
    Do you know what that is?
[21:27] Tsukino
    It's...
[21:28] Reiko
    To lead your group
    with overwhelming charisma!
[21:32] Reiko
    And...
[21:33] Reiko
    My Group K has that charisma.
    In fact, it has a genius.
[21:38] Reiko
    I'm sure you'll figure out which one
    the genius is eventually.
[21:44] Tsukino
    I wonder about that.
[21:47] Tsukino
    I doubt very much that even
    a genius could kill a monster.
[21:52] Juzo
    Listen up.
[21:54] Juzo
    I'm gonna hide, and you don't
    have a snowball's chance in hell,
[21:59] Juzo
    because I'll never give up.
    Even if it kills me.
[22:06] Tenji
    Yuichi.
[22:07] Tenji
    I'll be the hider.
[22:09] Yuichi
    Are you sure?
[22:10] Tenji
    It's got to be me.
    I can't make you sit still.
[22:14] Tenji
    And I hate to say it, but we can't
    give her the option to give up.
[22:20] Yuichi
    You're right. Sorry, man.
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
[22:26] Sgt. Manabu
    It seems both teams
    have chosen their hider.
[22:29] Sgt. Manabu
    I'll give you two hours
    to find your hiding spots.
[22:32] Sgt. Manabu
    First, proceed in opposite
    directions, west or east.
[22:36] Sgt. Manabu
    All right. Third game, start!
SIGN    Third Game
SIGN    Friendly Hide-and-Seek
SIGN    Start
SIGN    NEXT: It's a Game Where You Wait, and Wait, and Wait... and Keep Waiting

E8 - It's a Game Where You Wait, and Wait, and Wait... and Keep Waiting
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SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    thief
SIGN    parent and child crooks
SIGN    Episode 8: It's a Game Where You Wait, and Wait, and Wait... and Keep Waiting
SIGN    Episode 8: It's a Game Where You Wait, and Wait, and Wait... and Keep Waiting
[01:34] Tenji
    We still have some time.
    We've got to find a perfect hiding spot.
[01:38] Yuichi
    You're right.
[01:39] Yuichi
    Especially because this game
    has such specific rules.
SIGN    Before the start of the third game
[01:44] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    All right then,
    I'll explain each of the rules.
[01:48] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Drumroll...
[01:49] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Ta-da!
SIGN    Things You Can't Do
SIGN    Violence
SIGN    Moving the Hider
SIGN    Things You Can Do
SIGN    Contact
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Surrender (Give Up)
SIGN    Change Sides (Switch)
[01:50] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Let's start with the things
    you simply cannot do.
SIGN    Things You Can't Do
SIGN    Violence
[01:54] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    One: Violence.
SIGN    Tell us where!
[01:56] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    You can't use violence
    against the other team
SIGN    Where is he?!
[01:59] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    to force them to give up
    the hider's location. That's forbidden.
SIGN    No Good
[02:03] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    That should be obvious.
SIGN    Things You Can't Do
SIGN    Moving the Hider
[02:05] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Two: Moving the hider.
[02:08] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Once the hider has settled on a spot,
    they are forbidden from moving.
SIGN    Are they coming? Are they coming?
[02:12] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    You can't leave that spot
    until the game is over.
SIGN    No Good
[02:17] Tenji
    It's really harsh that we can't
    move after choosing a hiding spot.
[02:21] Yuichi
    Yeah.
[02:22] Yuichi
    There are surveillance
    cameras all over the place.
[02:25] Yuichi
    If you move even a little...
[02:28] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    If you do something you're not
    allowed to, there's a penalty.
[02:32] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Your team's debts will all double,
    and you will instantly lose.
[02:36] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    So be careful!
[02:39] Tenji
    I'd hoped we'd be able to
    investigate Tomodachi Game a bit
[02:42] Tenji
    now that we made it all the way
    to the third round.
[02:45] Yuichi
    This game might make that difficult.
[02:48] Yuichi
    Especially since this is the only way
    we can contact each other.
SIGN    Swipe screen to unlock
[02:52] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Next, the things you can do.
[02:54] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    I'll give each of you one cell phone.
SIGN    Things You Can Do
SIGN    Contact
[02:59] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    One: Contact.
[03:01] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Every player of this game can
    contact anyone else, friend or foe,
SIGN    This is annoying.
[03:06] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    so if you get into trouble,
    call for help, okay?
[03:10] Yuichi
    He said we can call anytime,
[03:14] Yuichi
    but unless there's a serious emergency,
    I don't think you'll hear from me.
[03:21] Yuichi
    Tenji!
[03:22] Yuichi
    What's wrong? Are you okay?
[03:25] Tenji
    Y-Yeah. Just a little dizzy.
[03:29] Yuichi
    I'm not surprised. We haven't
    eaten in three days.
[03:33] Tenji
    Damn it. They could have let us eat
    something before the game started.
SIGN    Things You Can Do
SIGN    Food
[03:38] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Two: Food.
SIGN    We eatin'
[03:40] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Right in the middle of the forest,
    there's a stash of food ready for you.
[03:45] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Once the game starts, you can eat
    as much and as often as you want.
[03:50] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Huh, Group C hasn't eaten anything yet.
[03:56] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Oh, and the searchers have to
    bring food to the hiders.
[04:01] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Remember, the hiders aren't allowed to move!
[04:06] Tenji
    Sorry. I'm better now.
[04:09] Yuichi
    Are you sure? Maybe you should rest more.
[04:12] Tenji
    No, it's okay.
[04:13] Tenji
    If I let something like this slow me down,
    we'll never beat this thing.
SIGN    Things You Can't Do
SIGN    Violence
SIGN    Moving the Hider
SIGN    Things You Can Do
SIGN    Contact
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Surrender (Give Up)
SIGN    Change Sides (Switch)
[04:17] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    The next one is a right
    that is given only to the hider.
SIGN    Things You Can Do
SIGN    Surrender (Give Up)
[04:20] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    That's three: Give up.
SIGN    I'm so bored
SIGN    I'm so lonely
SIGN    Hider
[04:23] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    This game is actually harder for the hiders.
[04:27] (Flashback) Chisato
    Well, yeah, they're stuck alone and bored.
[04:30] (Flashback) Hyakutaro
    Sittin' still for a long time
    kinda wears you out.
[04:33] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Yeah. So in case you're waiting forever,
[04:36] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    but your searcher can't find
    the other team's hider,
[04:40] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    and you can't take it anymore,
[04:42] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    you have a give-up button!
[04:44] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    It's just what it sounds like. Press this,
    and your group will immediately lose.
[04:49] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    It's not your fault if your teammates
     are cruel and incompetent.
[04:54] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    By the way, it only counts
    if the owner presses it.
SIGN    Things You Can Do
SIGN    Change Sides (Switch)
[04:59] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    Finally, the fourth one is changing sides.
SIGN    Let me join you!
SIGN    Come on over!
SIGN    Come on over!
[05:02] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    I already explained that, so we're good.
[05:05] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    All right, each team,
    please choose your hiders.
[05:09] Tenji
    I'm not worried about you, Yuichi,
    but that girl could be trouble.
[05:14] Tenji
    She's a total stranger.
SIGN    Drop Out
[05:17] Tenji
    There's a good chance she could choose
    to lose and drop out by herself.
[05:20] Yuichi
    Well, that's on her. I bet she
    feels helpless alone, though.
[05:27] Yuichi
    All right, nobody should find you here.
    Especially with that pit in the back.
[05:33] Tenji
    Where's the girl?
[05:34] Yuichi
    Don't worry.
[05:36] Yuichi
    Just to be safe,
    I left her waiting far away.
[05:39] Yuichi
    She won't know where this is.
[05:41] Tenji
    Yuichi, remember what you said?
[05:45] (Flashback) Yuichi
    But it would be almost impossible
    for the two of us to win.
[05:50] Tenji
    Can we win with three?
[05:52] Tenji
    The other team will still have twice
    as many people searching for me.
[05:55] Yuichi
    Even with three, if we play clean,
    it's probably impossible.
[05:59] Tenji
    So basically, if we don't play clean,
    we might be able to pull it off?
[06:05] Yuichi
    If we don't play clean, it'll all
    depend on how much you can handle.
[06:11] Yuichi
    Probably.
[06:12] Yuichi
    No matter what I do, you've got to
    hold on, hold on, and keep holding on...
[06:18] Yuichi
    As long as you don't push
    the give-up button,
[06:21] Yuichi
    we definitely have a chance to win.
[06:22] Tenji
    Don't worry, Yuichi. I won't
    give up, no matter what.
[06:27] Yuichi
    Tenji...
[06:29] Tenji
    Like I said, you're the last hope
    I have to avenge my father.
[06:37] Tenji
    I'll do anything to regain your trust.
[06:43] Yuichi
    All right. That's a relief, then.
[06:46] Yuichi
    I'm sure we can win!
[06:48] Yuichi
    Okay, it's almost been two hours.
[06:52] Yuichi
    I didn't really get a chance
    to explain my plan,
[06:55] Yuichi
    but it's too risky to stay
     here, so I'd better go.
[06:58] Tenji
    Got it. I'm counting on you.
[07:00] Yuichi
    I'll finish and come back as soon as I can,
[07:02] Yuichi
    so just trust me and wait, Tenji.
[07:06] Tenji
    Yeah, I'll trust you and be waiting, Yuichi.
[07:11] Tenji
    But after that...
[07:14] Tenji
    Yuichi didn't come back for two full days.
[07:24] Tenji
    Why hasn't Yuichi come back yet?
[07:27] Tenji
    Is it that hard to find
    someone in this huge forest?
[07:33] Tenji
    There's no sign of the other
    team looking for me, either.
[07:36] Tenji
    We might be in for a really long fight.
[07:41] Tenji
    But even so...
[07:43] Tenji
    Even so, couldn't he just
    bring me some food and water?
[07:49] Tenji
    Wouldn't that be okay?
[07:54] Tenji
    Or maybe... has Yuichi betrayed me?!
[08:00] Tenji
    If that's the case, maybe
    he already switched teams
[08:05] Tenji
    and is leading them here now...
[08:08] Tenji
    No, that still wouldn't take this much time.
[08:12] Tenji
    Why, then? Why hasn't Yuichi come back?
[08:16] Tenji
    It's starting to feel
    like I'm being abused—
[08:20] Tenji
    Wait, abused? Is Yuichi trying to abuse me?
[08:24] Tenji
    I totally betrayed everyone
    in the second game,
[08:28] Tenji
    but then when he called a truce,
    I let my guard down...
[08:32] Tenji
    He's been waiting for a chance
    to get revenge in the third game!
[08:37] Tenji
    Right now, Yuichi's probably relaxing
    and eating with that girl,
SIGN    Ahahaha!
[08:43] Tenji
    laughing at me while he imagines
    me suffering! Isn't he?
[08:56] Tenji
    No, I've got to calm down!
[08:59] Tenji
    I'm so hungry, I can't even think straight.
[09:06] Tenji
    That's right! I still have this!
[09:10] Tenji
    I thought about calling
    after one day had passed,
SIGN    Contacts
SIGN    Search
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji (Group C)
SIGN    Ka
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi (Group C)
SIGN    Kadokura Juzo (Group K)
SIGN    Sa
SIGN    Shinomiya Kei (Group K)
SIGN    Ta
SIGN    Na
SIGN    Niwa Banri (Group K)
SIGN    Ha
SIGN    Hashiratani Chisato (Group K)
[09:14] Tenji
    but I held off because I didn't want it
    to look like I doubted Yuichi.
[09:19] Tenji
    And now I've been waiting two full days.
[09:22] Tenji
    Maybe if I called saying I was worried
    something happened to him,
[09:25] Tenji
    it wouldn't sound strange.
[09:38] Tenji
    Why aren't you answering?!
[09:40] Tenji
    Yuichi! Yuichi!
[09:42] Tenji
    Shit, I'm so thirsty! I'm so hungry!
[09:45] Tenji
    Shit! Shit! Shit!
SIGN    Incoming call
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi (Group C)
[09:52] Tenji
    Hello, Yuichi?
[09:54] Tenji
    You didn't come back,
    so I was starting to worry.
[09:57] Tenji
    How are things over—
[09:58] Kei
    Uh, sorry, this is a member of Group K.
[10:03] Tenji
    What? What do you want?
[10:06] Kei
    Um, this is a little hard to say,
[10:10] Kei
    but Katagiri Yuichi-san
    is planning to abandon you.
[10:18] Tenji
    There's no way he'd do that.
[10:20] Tenji
    I know he's searching like crazy
    for your hider right now.
[10:24] Kei
    I hate to break it to you, but he
    hasn't gone out searching even once.
[10:30] Kei
    He's just been relaxing with
    that girl, eating and sleeping.
[10:36] Kei
    Yuichi-san said,
[10:38] Kei
    "Mikasa Tenji totally screwed us
    over in the second game,"
[10:42] Kei
    "and I'll absolutely never forgive him."
[10:47] Kei
    If you don't believe me,
    I'll pass him the phone
[10:49] Kei
    and you can ask him yourself.
[10:51] Kei
    He's right here with me.
[10:52] Tenji
    I can talk to Yuichi?
[10:57] Tenji
    That isn't necessary.
[10:59] Tenji
    If he needs to, I know Yuichi
    will contact me directly.
[11:03] Tenji
    I'll always trust him.
    I'm going to keep waiting.
[11:07] Kei
    Is that so?
[11:09] Kei
    Well, when you've really had enough,
[11:11] Kei
    please be sure to press the give-up button.
[11:14] Kei
    Otherwise, you'll die.
[11:39] Tenji
    Hurry... Hurry up and come back, Yuichi!
[11:47] Hyakutaro
    How is he? What kind of
    shape is their hider in?
[11:51] Kei
    Well, I can tell he's trying to bluff,
    but he sounds like a mess.
[11:55] Chisato
    He hasn't eaten for a total
    of five days, right?
[11:58] Chisato
    That would be rough.
[12:01] Hyakutaro
    And while he's holding his breath
    and hiding from us,
[12:05] Hyakutaro
    he's gotta keep believing in his friend.
[12:08] Hyakutaro
    That's gotta be totally
    screwing with his head.
[12:12] Kei
    Poor thing. No matter how hard
    he tries, it's pointless.
[12:20] Kei
    Because our guy came up
    with a perfect strategy.
SIGN    Right after the start of the third game
[12:31] (Flashback) Juzo
    I have a strategy to win
    this Friendly Hide-and-Seek.
[12:34] (Flashback) Hyakutaro
    S-Seriously, Captain?
[12:37] (Flashback) Juzo
    Yeah. We'll definitely win.
SIGN    Kadokura Juzo
SIGN    Captain and psychological pillar of Group K. 
    Commands absolute trust from his friends.
[12:41] (Flashback) Hyakutaro
    I knew you would, Captain!
    We'll never go wrong if we listen to you!
SIGN    Chief of cut-ins in Group K. 
    Ready to fight anyone for his friends. 
    A hot-blooded virgin punk.
SIGN    Onigawara Hyakutaro
[12:48] (Flashback) Chisato
    You're always trying to flatter the
    captain like that, Hyakutaro.
[12:52] (Flashback) Chisato
    At least listen to his plan first.
[12:54] (Flashback) Hyakutaro
    You shut your face!
SIGN    Hashiratani Chisato
SIGN    Group K's lead hottie.
     Smooth with the ladies. 
    A pretentious flirt.
[12:57] (Flashback) Kei
    Well, Senpai, the captain's instructions
    have helped us clear everything so far.
SIGN    Shinomiya Kei
SIGN    The youngest Group K member. 
    A little nervous around his senpai, 
    but he always does his best.
[13:06] (Flashback) Kei
    Isn't that right, Banri-senpai?
[13:08] (Flashback) Banri
    No problem. Everything's fine.
SIGN    Niwa Banri
SIGN    Group K's geek. 
    Hard to read because he's usually
     pretty quiet, but it's best that way!
[13:12] (Flashback) Kei
    So, what's the strategy?
[13:15] (Flashback) Juzo
    It should become obvious when you think
    about the essence of the game.
[13:19] (Flashback) Kei
    Essence?
[13:20] (Flashback) Juzo
    To begin with, this hide-and-seek game
    isn't about luck or probability.
SIGN    Kadokura Juzo
[13:25] (Flashback) Juzo
    This is still part of the Tomodachi Game.
SIGN    Onigawara Hyakutaro
SIGN    Hashiratani Chisato
SIGN    Kadokura Juzo
SIGN    Niwa Banri
SIGN    Shinomiya Kei
[13:27] (Flashback) Juzo
    It tests friendships.
[13:29] (Flashback) Kei
    In other words, it's not simply that
    we have a better chance
[13:32] (Flashback) Kei
    of finding their hider because we have more people?
[13:35] (Flashback) Kei
    That isn't the strategy?
[13:38] (Flashback) Juzo
    Correct. Think carefully.
[13:40] (Flashback) Juzo
    What did Manabu explain
    about the game rules?
[13:44] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    From here on, you will all play
    hide-and-seek in this vast forest.
[13:49] (Flashback) Juzo
    Where exactly does this vast forest
    begin, and how far does it go?
[13:54] (Flashback) Hyakutaro
    Huh?! How far?
[13:56] (Flashback) Chisato
    It does look like a really huge forest.
[13:59] (Flashback) Chisato
    Whether you had two or
     four people searching,
[14:01] (Flashback) Chisato
    it would be nearly impossible
    to find someone.
[14:04] (Flashback) Juzo
    Exactly.
[14:06] (Flashback) Juzo
    You've got to realize that since
    he used the vague words "vast forest,"
[14:10] (Flashback) Juzo
    the game isn't about blindly
    searching for someone who's hiding.
[14:14] (Flashback) Chisato
    How do you find the other team's hider, then?
[14:17] (Flashback) Juzo
    The important point is...
[14:20] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    The searchers have to
    bring food to the hiders.
SIGN    Hider
[14:25] (Flashback) Juzo
    The rule that searchers have
     to carry food to the hiders,
[14:28] (Flashback) Juzo
    because the hiders can't move.
SIGN    Seeker
[14:31] (Flashback) Kei
    Oh, I get it.
[14:32] (Flashback) Chisato
    Huh...
[14:34] (Flashback) Banri
    I've solved all of the mysteries.
[14:35] (Flashback) Hyakutaro
    Huh? Huh?!
[14:36] (Flashback) Chisato
    Hyakutaro, you seriously still don't get it?
[14:39] (Flashback) Hyakutaro
    Huh?! No way!
[14:42] (Flashback) Kei
    But Captain, if we're doing that,
[14:44] (Flashback) Hyakutaro
    The hell?! Of course I get it!
[14:44] (Flashback) Kei
    shouldn't we put someone
    at the food station right away?
[14:47] (Flashback) Juzo
    Yes, we should.
[14:48] (Flashback) Kei
    Oh, but I'm one of the slowest runners here.
[14:53] (Flashback) Juzo
    In that case, Hyakutaro and Chisato,
[14:56] (Flashback) Juzo
    you two have the fastest legs on the team,
    so go ahead to where the food is.
[15:01] (Flashback) Hyakutaro
    Y-Yes, sir!
[15:02] (Flashback) Chisato
    Roger.
[15:03] (Flashback) Juzo
    Kei and Banri, go find
    a hiding place for me.
[15:07] (Flashback) Juzo
    You have good eyes for that sort of thing,
[15:09] (Flashback) Juzo
    so I'm sure you'll pick
    somewhere I won't be found.
[15:12] (Flashback) Juzo
    All right! Before we get going,
    let's do the usual thing!
[15:17] (Flashback) Chisato
    Huh? Are we really going to do it here?
[15:19] (Flashback) Hyakutaro
    Shut it, Chisato. C'mon and huddle.
[15:25] (Flashback) Kei
    Right, here we go.
[15:27] (Flashback) Kei
    One, two—
SIGN    Fast Fight
[15:28] (Flashback) All five
    Fast fight! Swift win!
    Solid walls! Strong team!
SIGN    Swift Win
SIGN    Solid Walls
SIGN    Strong Team
SIGN    We Are
[15:32] (Flashback) All five
    We are! The best!
SIGN    The Best
[15:37] (Flashback) All five
    Victory!
[15:41] (Flashback) Reiko
    Well, did you see that?
[15:43] (Flashback) Reiko
    Their team has perfect unity.
[15:46] (Flashback) Reiko
    After two games, they're totally in sync
[15:49] (Flashback) Reiko
    thanks to the guidance
    of their genius leader.
[15:52] (Flashback) Tsukino
    I'll admit their unity is impressive.
[15:56] (Flashback) Tsukino
    It's kind of gross, though.
[15:57] (Flashback) Reiko
    Huh?!
[15:58] (Flashback) Tsukino
    But instead of five typical friends,
    they're more like a single team.
[16:03] (Flashback) Reiko
    That's right!
[16:05] (Flashback) Reiko
    They're all members of the same
    sports club. They're teammates.
[16:10] (Flashback) Reiko
    Some of them were childhood friends,
    but they're all different ages
[16:15] (Flashback) Reiko
    and have a rigid age-based hierarchy.
[16:18] (Flashback) Reiko
    That's exactly why you could
     say that they're linked
[16:22] (Flashback) Reiko
    by the strong bonds of discipline and order,
    moreso than any equal friendship.
[16:26] (Flashback) Tsukino
    Bonds, huh?
[16:28] (Flashback) Reiko
    W-What? That isn't to your liking?
[16:32] (Flashback) Reiko
    Fine. Here's your advance warning.
[16:34] (Flashback) Reiko
    This game will be over in three days.
[16:37] (Flashback) Reiko
    And, of course, my Group K
    will be the victors.
[16:41] (Flashback) Reiko
    I know because they've truly figured out
[16:44] (Flashback) Reiko
    a perfect strategy for winning.
[16:46] (Flashback) Reiko
    And it's one that only the five
    members of Group K can use.
SIGN    Third Game: Day 3
[16:53] Tsukino
    It's the third day. You said you'd win.
[16:56] Tsukino
    You really think the winner
    will be decided today?
[16:58] Reiko
    Of course.
[17:00] Reiko
    Take a look at Mikasa Tenji
    and that expression on his face.
[17:05] Reiko
    He's bound to press the give-up button.
[17:08] Reiko
    The strategy for Friendly
    Hide-and-Seek is extremely simple.
[17:12] Reiko
    When the hider can't stand
    the thirst and hunger anymore,
[17:15] Reiko
    and a searcher goes to take him food,
[17:17] Reiko
    the other team just has to follow.
[17:20] Reiko
    Just like they were saying in Group K,
[17:22] Reiko
    it would be next to impossible
    to find someone hiding in this forest.
[17:27] Reiko
    When someone gets lost,
    even if they want to be rescued,
[17:31] Reiko
    even with many more people searching,
    it's still very difficult to find them.
[17:35] Reiko
    The trick is to always be in a position
    to tail the other team,
[17:40] Reiko
    and then to make sure they
    don't lose you when you do.
[17:44] Reiko
    Group K won't have any trouble with that.
[17:48] Reiko
    First of all, they have
    four people to watch two.
[17:51] Reiko
    If they work in shifts, they'll
    be ready to follow at any time.
[17:54] Reiko
    Second, they're athletes
    and really tight teammates.
[17:57] Reiko
    The other two won't be able to
    run fast enough to get away.
[18:01] Reiko
    Basically, if Group C moves
    right now, they'll be tailed,
[18:05] Reiko
    and their hider will be spotted.
[18:07] Reiko
    Their defeat is a matter of course.
[18:09] Reiko
    And if they don't move,
[18:11] Reiko
    the hider will eventually succumb
    to hunger and thirst
[18:14] Reiko
    and push the give-up button.
SIGN    Third Game
SIGN    Group C  Friendly Hide-or-Seek
SIGN    Defeated
[18:16] Reiko
    Either way, they're bound to lose.
[18:20] Reiko
    And it's impossible the other way around.
[18:22] Reiko
    Even if only three from
    Group K go to deliver food,
[18:25] Reiko
    the other two won't be able to follow.
[18:27] Reiko
    Also, compared to someone
    who's been eating properly,
[18:30] Reiko
    a person who hasn't eaten for three days
    has a massive handicap to begin with.
[18:35] Reiko
    By my estimate, he'll reach
    his breaking point tonight.
[18:41] Reiko
    Either they lose when
    Katagiri Yuichi is followed,
[18:44] Reiko
    or they lose when Mikasa Tenji gives up.
[18:46] Reiko
    It's a matter of time.
[19:10] Yuichi
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Tenji.
[19:13] Tenji
    Y-Yuichi...
[19:16] Yuichi
    Thanks, Tenji. I'm glad
    you trusted me and waited.
[19:21] Tenji
    Of course I did. I said I'd trust you.
[19:28] Reiko
    W-What's this? What is happening?
[19:32] Reiko
    Who in the world is he talking to?
[19:36] Tsukino
    He's probably hallucinating
    due to extreme stress and hunger.
[19:41] Tsukino
    He's envisioning the thing
    he most wants to see.
[19:44] Reiko
    How dreadful.
[19:46] Reiko
    Even if it is hopeless, you'd
    think his teammate could at least
[19:50] Reiko
    search for the other hider
    or call to cheer him up.
[19:52] Reiko
    But to do absolutely nothing like this...
[19:57] Reiko
    For two days, this jerk hasn't
    left the food station at all
[20:00] Reiko
    and has just been eating and sleeping.
[20:02] Reiko
    He's also been blabbing all sorts of info
    about his team to the other side.
[20:07] Reiko
    Does he really intend to
    abandon Mikasa Tenji after all?
[20:12] Reiko
    Hey, is Maria just going to sit
    there silently the whole time?
[20:16] Reiko
    She might just be an observer for now,
[20:19] Reiko
    but she is still supposed to act 
    as a member of Group C, right?
[20:23] Tsukino
    Yes, but she did send me just one report.
[20:27] Tsukino
    "Katagiri Yuichi is even more of a crazy
    asshole than I thought," she said.
[20:34] Tsukino
    It seems he's started something
    while we've been talking.
[20:39] Yuichi
    Hey guys, I have a request
    to make of Group K.
[20:46] Yuichi
    I want to switch to Group K.
[20:53] Tenji
    Yuichi, this rice ball... looks delicious...
[21:00] Maria
    Katagiri Yuichi... This guy really is...
[21:08] Maria
    the worst.
SIGN    The Worst
[21:10] Tsukino
    Perhaps Katagiri Yuichi is a true
    supporter of gender equality,
[21:15] Tsukino
    given that he's equally merciless in the way
     he uses both males and females like tools.
SIGN    NEXT: Hurry Up and "Switch Sides"

E9 - Hurry Up and Switch Sides
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SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    thief
SIGN    parent and child crooks
SIGN    Episode 9: Hurry Up and "Switch Sides"
[01:30] Reiko
    Switch sides?
SIGN    Episode 9: Hurry Up and "Switch Sides"
[01:32] Reiko
    What the hell is he saying?!
[01:34] Reiko
    I-It's got to be a bluff! There's no
    way he's serious about switching.
[01:39] Tsukino
    I wonder about that.
[01:41] Tsukino
    I tend to think Katagiri Yuichi
    would be comfortable
[01:44] Tsukino
    doing something like that
    to achieve his goal.
[01:47] Tsukino
    So, if he honestly does want to
    switch sides, would you accept it?
SIGN    Third Game Rules
SIGN    Can't Do
SIGN    Violence
SIGN    Moving the Hider
SIGN    Can Do
SIGN    Contact
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Surrender (Give Up)
SIGN    Change Sides (Switch)
SIGN    Change Sides (Switch)
[01:53] Reiko
    Well, of course I would.
[01:55] Reiko
    If he joins our side,
    victory is all but inevitable.
[01:58] Tsukino
    That's true, if you think
    about it... normally.
[02:03] Tsukino
    If this goes the way I think it will,
    the game will really start to move
[02:07] Tsukino
    depending on if they accept
     Katagiri Yuichi's switch.
[02:10] Yuichi
    Well? Will you allow me
    to switch sides or not?
[02:16] Chisato
    Hmm. What made you want
     to switch sides now?
[02:20] Yuichi
    It's like I said...
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
SIGN    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho 
    has had plastic surgery.
[02:22] Yuichi
    Tenji destroyed our friendships
    in the second game.
SIGN    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho 
    has had plastic surgery.
[02:26] Yuichi
    I decided to use the third game
    to make him suffer
[02:29] Yuichi
    as much as possible, and then switch sides.
[02:33] Chisato
    Well, I guess that tracks.
[02:36] Yuichi
    Then hurry up and allow it.
    You remember how to do it, right?
SIGN    Things You Can Do
SIGN    Change Sides (Switch)
[02:41] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    About switching sides,
[02:43] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    I'll always be in the center
    area where the food is,
[02:46] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    so come and make a formal announcement
    with someone from the other team.
SIGN    Is it okay if I switch sides?
[02:49] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    If at least one person from
    the other team agrees, it's settled.
SIGN    Okay with me!!
[02:53] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    But be careful, because
    you can't switch again
SIGN    Actually, can I come back?
SIGN    Screw off!
[02:56] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu
    and go back to your original team.
[02:57] Chisato
    What do you think?
    I'm okay with letting him in.
[03:01] Hyakutaro
    Usually, I'd never want
    a guy like this on our side.
[03:05] Hyakutaro
    But to help us win? In that case...
[03:07] Chisato
    M'kay, if there are no objections...
[03:10] Kei
    Hold on, please.
[03:12] Kei
    Until now, whenever we
     had a choice to make,
[03:14] Kei
    we always asked Captain to decide.
[03:17] Kei
    So, why don't we ask him
    now too, just to be safe?
[03:21] Chisato
    Aw, it's fine. Why bother?
[03:24] Hyakutaro
    You asshole!
[03:25] Hyakutaro
    Captain's decisions are absolute!
[03:27] Hyakutaro
    He's the reason we've gotten this far!
[03:29] Hyakutaro
    I can't believe what I almost did!
[03:32] Chisato
    Okay, fine, I get it.
[03:36] Chisato
    What? What do you think is so funny?
[03:38] Yuichi
    My bad. I didn't mean it.
[03:41] Yuichi
    It's just...
[03:43] Yuichi
    It's ridiculous that you guys can't make
    a simple decision like this by yourselves.
[03:50] Yuichi
    You can't seriously have been asking your
    precious Captain-sama's permission
[03:55] Yuichi
    for every single move up until this point?
[03:58] Yuichi
    "Captain-sama, shall we go left or right?"
[04:01] Yuichi
    "Captain-sama, will we have bread
    or rice for breakfast?"
[04:05] Yuichi
    "Captain-sama, may I please go pee-pee?"
[04:09] Yuichi
    C'mon, how much of a control
    freak is your Captain, anyway?
[04:14] Hyakutaro
    You piece of shit.
[04:17] Hyakutaro
    Our Captain...
[04:19] Hyakutaro
    Our Captain... ain't like that at all!
[04:24] Kei
    Please don't be violent!
[04:25] Kei
    If you attack the other team,
    we'll immediately lose!
[04:28] Hyakutaro
    But this asshole...
[04:31] Banri
    Hyakutaro, calm down.
[04:32] Banri
    We still have plenty of time.
[04:35] Hyakutaro
    Banri-san... okay.
[04:42] Kei
    For now, please stay here with Hyakutaro-senpai
    so he doesn't do anything rash.
[04:46] Kei
    I'll go call him right away.
[04:52] Kei
    Hello, is that you, Captain?
[04:54] Reiko
    Phew, that was close!
[04:55] Reiko
    We almost lost over a stupid accident.
[04:58] Tsukino
    Was it really an accident?
[05:00] Reiko
    Huh?
[05:00] Reiko
    Are you saying he was
     deliberately provoking him?
[05:04] Tsukino
    Gosh, who knows?
[05:06] Tsukino
    But you might not want to take such
    a simplistic view of his actions.
[05:10] Reiko
    Well, either way, once Katagiri Yuichi
    switches sides, the game is over.
[05:15] Kei
    Um, okay. I'll tell you Captain's decision.
[05:21] Kei
    "I will not allow that Katagiri
    Yuichi guy to switch sides."
[05:25] Kei
    That's what he said.
[05:26] Reiko
    W-Why in the world not?!
[05:28] Tsukino
    No, that's probably the correct decision.
[05:31] Kei
    "The reason is clear and simple."
[05:34] Kei
    "We'll definitely win even
    without him on our side."
[05:37] Kei
    "The strategy I thought up is flawless."
[05:40] Maria
    Strategy?
[05:42] Kei
    "So don't get distracted. Just trust me
    and carry out the plan," he said.
[05:47] Kei
    "But if Katagiri Yuichi still
    insists on switching teams,"
[05:52] Kei
    "make the girl switch with him."
[05:55] Kei
    "If they both switch, Group C will
    be down to just the one hider."
[06:00] Kei
    "They wouldn't be able to
    pull any tricks, then."
[06:02] Kei
    "For example, if Katagiri Yuichi switched
    and started working with us,"
SIGN    I'd like to give my regards 
    to your Captain!!
SIGN    buttering up
[06:08] Kei
    "he might trick us into
    telling him our hiding place."
[06:10] Kei
    "Then, he could tell the girl
    and send her to find him."
SIGN    I found him.
[06:13] Kei
    "Katagiri Yuichi's debt would
    increase, but despite starting"
SIGN    Okay!
[06:16] Kei
    "with such a huge disadvantage,"
SIGN    Victory
[06:18] Kei
    "they would at least grab victory."
[06:20] Hyakutaro
    No kidding!
[06:21] Hyakutaro
    In that case, let's have 'em
    both switch over.
[06:23] Hyakutaro
    You've got no reason to refuse, right?
[06:25] Hyakutaro
    You've got a grudge against Mikasa Tenji.
    That's why you're switching, right?
[06:29] Maria
    My, oh my. The strategy was easier
    to see through than I thought.
[06:34] Maria
    Group K's leader is pretty sharp.
[06:38] Maria
    But too bad for them, since that
    was already part of this guy's plan.
SIGN    Two Days Ago
SIGN    Several Hours After the Start of the Third Game
[06:48] (Flashback) Maria
    So what are we going to do, Yuichi-san?
[06:53] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Nothing, for at least the next two full days.
[06:57] (Flashback) Yuichi
    That'll give the impression that I have
    no intention of fighting them.
[07:01] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Then on the third day,
     I'll announce I want to switch sides.
[07:04] (Flashback) Maria
    Are you planning to betray us?
[07:06] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Of course not. I'm not thinking
    about anything except winning.
[07:10] Maria
    Huh... He's sticking to it, then.
[07:13] (Flashback) Yuichi
    In other words,
[07:15] (Flashback) Yuichi
    I'm ready to do whatever it takes to win.
[07:18] Maria
    Wow! He really is something in the flesh!
[07:21] Maria
    That villainous look on his face!
[07:24] (Flashback) Yuichi
    If I am able to switch, my plan is 
    to get their hiding spot out of them,
[07:28] (Flashback) Yuichi
    and then tell you where it is.
[07:30] (Flashback) Maria
    Oh, I see!
[07:32] (Flashback) Yuichi
    But still, there's about a ten
    to one chance this plan will fail.
[07:36] (Flashback) Maria
    Huh? Why do you think so?
[07:39] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Because Group K has probably already
    figured out the strategy for this game.
[07:44] (Flashback) Yuichi
    The only sure and simple way to find
    the other hider in Friendly Hide-and-Seek
SIGN    Food
[07:50] (Flashback) Yuichi
    is to tail the other team
    when they deliver food.
[07:52] Maria
    So, he has already figured it out.
[07:55] (Flashback) Maria
    That might be true,
[07:57] (Flashback) Maria
    but what makes you think our opponents
    are already aware of that strategy?
[08:01] (Flashback) Yuichi
    If this was normal hide-and-seek,
[08:03] (Flashback) Yuichi
    who would you pick
    in Group K to be the hider?
[08:07] (Flashback) Maria
    I'd want to reduce the chances
    of being found as much as possible,
[08:10] (Flashback) Maria
    so the smallest...
[08:12] (Flashback) Maria
    Ah!
[08:13] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Right. They should have picked
    the smallest guy on the team to hide.
[08:17] (Flashback) Yuichi
    But instead, of all people, they picked
    the one who's by far the biggest.
[08:23] (Flashback) Yuichi
    That proves they've already realized it's
    not the same as regular hide-and-seek.
[08:27] (Flashback) Yuichi
    They picked the guy who would be
    the most patient over a long fight.
[08:31] (Flashback) Maria
    So if your plan to switch sides fails,
    what will you do next?
[08:36] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Before I tell you that,
[08:38] (Flashback) Yuichi
    I need to make sure of one thing.
[08:42] (Flashback) Maria
    What is it?
[08:44] (Flashback) Yuichi
    I told you I'd do whatever
    it takes to win, right?
[08:49] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Will you go along with that?
[08:54] (Flashback) Yuichi
    To get straight to the point,
[08:59] (Flashback) Yuichi
    will you swear your
    absolute obedience to me?
[09:02] Maria
    Does this guy think he's threatening me?
[09:06] Maria
    But hey, at least it's getting interesting!
[09:10] (Flashback) Maria
    S-Sure, I will. As long as we win the game.
[09:13] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Of course. If you follow my
    lead, we'll definitely win.
[09:16] Maria
    Wow, he's so confident!
[09:19] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Okay, I'll tell you.
[09:27] Maria
    Oh, so that's why he asked
    if I was a girl earlier.
[09:32] Maria
    Even so, this guy, Katagiri Yuichi,
[09:36] Maria
    is even more of a crazy asshole
    than I thought!
[09:43] Sgt. Manabu
    Well, what's the matter?
    Hurry up and switch.
[09:47] Manabu-kun
    I don't have enough scenes
    in the third game...
[09:50] Yuichi
    Nah, I changed my mind about switching.
[09:52] Hyakutaro
    Huh?!
[09:53] Chisato
    Aw, why not?
[09:55] Chisato
    Was Captain spot-on about
    your strategy after all?
[09:59] Yuichi
    No, no, that isn't it.
[10:02] Yuichi
    After watching you guys,
    I think it'll be an easy win.
[10:05] Yuichi
    I figure we'll clean up here pretty quick.
[10:09] Hyakutaro
    Give it your best shot.
[10:11] Chisato
    Back off, Hyakutaro.
[10:12] Hyakutaro
    Shut it!
[10:14] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Listen up. Here's the plan
    if I can't switch sides.
[10:17] (Flashback) Yuichi
    I said I wouldn't do anything for the first
    two days, but that wasn't exactly true.
[10:21] (Flashback) Yuichi
    I'll make small talk with the other team
[10:24] Hyakutaro
    You son of a...
[10:24] (Flashback) Yuichi
    and try to provoke them sometimes
    while I look for something.
[10:25] Yuichi
    Bye-bye!
SIGN    Bye-bye!
SIGN    Bye-bye!
[10:27] (Flashback) Maria
    Something?
[10:29] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Once I find that thing,
    I'll move to the next step.
[10:32] Maria
    Once he finds it, it's fine,
[10:34] Maria
    but Tenji-kun's gotta be
    at his breaking point about now.
SIGN    Third Game: Day 4
SIGN    Early Morning
[10:46] Kei
    We're going to bring Captain his breakfast,
[10:50] Kei
    so please take over the watch, guys.
[10:52] Chisato
    Sure.
[10:54] Chisato
    I say that, but they're both still
    dead asleep this morning, too.
[11:03] Chisato
    Hyakutaro.
[11:05] Chisato
    You sure aren't a morning person.
[11:08] Chisato
    Here. With plenty of sugar and milk.
[11:11] Hyakutaro
    Oh!
[11:16] Chisato
    This reminds me of our morning routine.
[11:18] Hyakutaro
    Sure does.
[11:20] Yuichi
    That's right, you guys said you
    were in the basketball club.
[11:23] Hyakutaro
    What the hell... You were awake?
[11:26] Yuichi
    Sorry. I guess it looks like
    I was eavesdropping.
[11:29] Chisato
    Hyakutaro, I'll keep an eye on the girl.
[11:32] Hyakutaro
    Yeah, I got this.
[11:34] Yuichi
    Have you been in basketball
    a while, Hyakutaro-kun?
[11:36] Hyakutaro
    Uh, yeah...
[11:38] Hyakutaro
    Hey, why you talkin' to me?
[11:40] Yuichi
    I can see how well you work together.
    You must be a really strong team.
[11:44] Hyakutaro
    W-Well yeah, I guess!
[11:46] Hyakutaro
    We were totally headed
    for nationals this year.
[11:48] Yuichi
    And that captain of yours is great!
    He's super sharp, but he's also huge!
[11:53] Hyakutaro
    What, so you do get it?!
[11:55] Hyakutaro
    Yeah, he's a really awesome guy!
[11:59] Hyakutaro
    But, y'know...
[12:03] Hyakutaro
    I kept making crappy shots
    and got Captain injured.
[12:07] Hyakutaro
    So I trained my ass off to help
    him shine one last time.
[12:13] Yuichi
    Huh. You really are just a
    wholesome, honest young man.
[12:19] Yuichi
    But then, why'd you get stuck
    playing the Tomodachi Game?
[12:24] Yuichi
    Which one of you five is in debt?
[12:27] Hyakutaro
    I-It's...
[12:29] Yuichi
    It's?
[12:30] Chisato
    That's enough.
[12:31] Hyakutaro
    Chisato!
[12:32] Chisato
    Hyakutaro, let's trade spots
    before you say too much.
[12:37] Hyakutaro
    S-Sorry.
[12:43] Hyakutaro
    Phew. Back to the girl. Is—
[12:47] Hyakutaro
    Huh?
[12:49] Hyakutaro
    She was just sleeping here, right?
[12:52] Hyakutaro
    Oh, shit!
[12:53] Hyakutaro
    Damn it! She ran away!
SIGN    Zing!
[13:13] Hyakutaro
    Ah! I-I'm, uh, n-not... Th-This isn't...
[13:16] Hyakutaro
    I wasn't trying to...
[13:24] Chisato
    Hyakutaro!
[13:25] Hyakutaro
    N-No...!
[13:26] Hyakutaro
    I-I-I didn't mean it!
[13:28] Chisato
    What the hell are you doing?!
    Keep your eyes on her!
[13:31] Hyakutaro
    No! I mean, this is just, that...
[13:33] Chisato
    Fine, then I'll go!
[13:35] Hyakutaro
    No, you can't, Chisato! Idiot! Perv!
[13:38] Yuichi
    I found it! Maria!
[13:42] Chisato
    Oh, no!
[13:43] Chisato
    Go after Yuichi! I'll follow Maria!
[13:45] Hyakutaro
    G-Got it!
[13:52] Hyakutaro
    You ain't gettin' away!
[13:56] Chisato
    Gotcha!
[14:14] Chisato
    There they are!
[14:15] Yuichi
    This way!
[14:16] Maria
    Huh? Uh, okay!
[14:17] Chisato
    Hyakutaro!
[14:18] Hyakutaro
    Yeah!
[14:23] Chisato
    What he thought he "found" was a chance
    to split us up and then lose us.
[14:28] Hyakutaro
    But we caught up anyway.
[14:30] Chisato
    Not a bad idea, but he was just out of luck.
[14:34] Yuichi
    No, this is exactly what I planned.
[14:36] Yuichi
    The thing I found is something else.
[14:40] Yuichi
    Oops! My hand slipped!
[14:42] Maria
    Huh?!
[14:50] Maria
    What?
[14:51] Maria
    
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[15:00] Tenji
    I'm done for.
[15:03] Tenji
    At this rate, I'll...
[15:06] Tenji
    I've held on long enough, right?
[15:13] Tenji
    But what would change if I pushed it?
[15:21] Tenji
    Even if I escape this pain, I only have
    that empty life to return to.
[15:27] Tenji
    I said it, didn't I?
[15:30] Tenji
    I will trust Yuichi
    no matter what happens.
[15:37] Tenji
    Fine.
[15:39] Tenji
    I'll keep waiting like this...
[15:41] Tenji
    and bet on Yuichi...
    on my last hope... with my life.
[15:51] Tenji
    I'm sorry, Dad, that I couldn't avenge you.
[15:55] Tenji
    I'm sorry, guys... that
    I couldn't... apologize directly.
[16:03] Tenji
    But at least I didn't betray
    anyone else at the end.
[16:08] Tenji
    I'm glad.
[16:21] Tenji
    Wh... What?
[16:24] Yuichi
    Tenji! Hold on, Tenji!
[16:26] Tenji
    Yu...ichi...
[16:30] Tenji
    Yuichi?!
[16:31] Yuichi
    Tenji!
[16:34] Tenji
    Yuichi! Yuichi!
[16:37] Yuichi
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Tenji.
[16:39] Yuichi
    I'm back now.
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
SIGN    Calorie Bar
[16:44] Tenji
    So that's what happened.
[16:46] Tenji
    They would have tailed you
    if you brought food,
[16:48] Tenji
    so you couldn't get back sooner.
[16:52] Tenji
    But you knew about that
    strategy from the start, right—
[16:57] Yuichi
    Well, yeah.
[17:02] Tenji
    If you told me that on the first day,
    I wouldn't have had to suffer so much.
[17:07] Yuichi
    Sorry. I did that on purpose, to test you.
[17:11] Yuichi
    To see if you'd push the give-up button
    when you were in real trouble.
[17:15] Yuichi
    If you pushed it, the game would end.
    We'd lose everything.
[17:19] Yuichi
    But if you didn't, I decided
    I'd start to trust you again.
[17:24] Tenji
    Yuichi, you're an idiot.
[17:27] Tenji
    If I had no self-control
    and pushed the button...
[17:30] Tenji
    If I started to resent you
    and simply pushed the button,
[17:32] Tenji
    what were you going to do?!
[17:34] Yuichi
    You didn't push it, though.
[17:37] Yuichi
    You risked your life to keep your promise,
    and didn't push the button.
[17:41] Yuichi
    Honestly, that makes me happy.
[17:43] Yuichi
    The Tenji I knew in school
    wasn't a complete lie.
[17:48] Yuichi
    Thanks, Tenji, for trusting me.
[17:51] Yuichi
    From now on I'll really trust you, too.
SIGN    Mackerel
[17:54] Tenji
    Yuichi...
[17:57] Tenji
    After you've lost something,
    it's so hard to get it back.
[18:02] Yuichi
    I know it is.
[18:06] Yuichi
    But trusting you doesn't necessarily
    mean I distrust Sawaragi 100 percent.
[18:11] Yuichi
    Once we get back, we've got
    to get to the bottom of it all.
[18:14] Tenji
    That's good enough for me.
[18:18] Tenji
    So, what's going on?
[18:20] Tenji
    Does it look like we can win?
[18:23] Yuichi
    We're in good shape.
[18:24] Yuichi
    The fact that I made it back here means
    the plan is already halfway to success.
[18:29] Tenji
    How did you lose the Group K guys, anyway?
[18:32] Yuichi
    Yeah... by now,
[18:36] Yuichi
    they're probably saying
    all sorts of crap about me.
[18:38] Hyakutaro
    God damn that asshole!
[18:40] Chisato
    Seriously, what's wrong with him?
[18:42] Hyakutaro
    Hey, you okay?
[18:45] Maria
    Huh? Uh, yes, I'm all right.
[18:49] Maria
    Ooh, that was terrifying.
[18:51] Maria
    He did say he was going to use me
    as a distraction somehow.
[18:55] Maria
    What the...
[18:57] Maria
    Is this what he... meant as a...
[19:03] Maria
    distraction?!
[19:05] Chisato
    I'm going after him!
[19:06] Hyakutaro
    No way! I can't pull her up by myself!
[19:09] Chisato
    Don't be stupid!
[19:10] Chisato
    If she falls from that height,
    she won't be that hurt—
[19:12] Hyakutaro
    The hell she won't! Are you just
    gonna let a girl get hurt?
[19:16] Hyakutaro
    You're always chasin' girls, but you won't
    help one that's right in front of you?!
[19:23] Chisato
    Fine! I'll help!
[19:24] Maria
    Wow!
[19:24] Hyakutaro
    Yeah, the Chisato I know
    wouldn't leave a girl hanging.
[19:26] Maria
    The method wasn't the best, but he
    really did slow them both down!
[19:28] Chisato
    Shut up and help pull!
[19:30] Tenji
    That's awful.
[19:32] Yuichi
    Yeah, I guess so.
[19:34] Tenji
    It was a really risky gamble to try that.
[19:38] Yuichi
    It wasn't a gamble at all.
[19:40] Yuichi
    I knew I just needed
    to slow one of them down.
SIGN    If one stopped, it was highly  likely the other would, too.
[19:47] Tenji
    What do you mean? What made you think that?
[19:49] Yuichi
    I didn't just use my time these
    three days trying to wear you down.
[19:54] Yuichi
    I was also observing the personalities
    and relationships in Group K.
[19:58] Yuichi
    Sometimes I spilled a little info
    to get them talking,
[20:01] Yuichi
    other times I'd step up and provoke them.
[20:04] Yuichi
    Eventually, I was able to find the thing—
[20:08] Yuichi
    or rather, the person I was searching for.
[20:10] Yuichi
    It was Onigawara Hyakutaro.
[20:13] Yuichi
    At first, he seems like
    a short-tempered and impulsive jerk,
[20:16] Yuichi
    but he's more compassionate
     than the others,
[20:18] Yuichi
    and is really self-conscious
    about past mistakes.
[20:21] Yuichi
    On top of that, he's weirdly naïve
    and kind to girls.
[20:24] Yuichi
    Yeah, the thing I was searching for
    was the kindest person in the group.
[20:28] Tenji
    He does sound like the type
    to try to save her,
[20:31] Tenji
    but wasn't one other guy chasing, too?
[20:33] Yuichi
    The other guy, Hashiratani Chisato,
    was always paying attention to Hyakutaro.
[20:38] Tenji
    Huh?
[20:39] Yuichi
    He reacted to almost everything
    Hyakutaro did and said.
[20:43] Yuichi
    Chisato's kind of personality is what
    you'd call, in a word, a dilettante.
SIGN    Bye-bye!
SIGN    Bye-bye!
[20:48] Yuichi
    You know, a jack of all trades,
    but master of none.
[20:52] Yuichi
    When that type of person meets
    someone who's really sincere,
[20:55] Yuichi
    he might mouth off a lot, but deep inside,
    he's actually really jealous.
[21:00] Tenji
    I think I know what he means.
[21:02] Yuichi
    So when Hyakutaro seriously asks for help,
    it's hard for Chisato to turn him down.
[21:07] Yuichi
    People who put so much effort
    into crafting a fake personality
[21:09] Yuichi
    can't stand it when more
    authentic people tell it like it is.
[21:13] Tenji
    What incredible analytical skills!
[21:16] Tenji
    But he's almost too good at seeing through 
    other people's personality flaws...
[21:20] Tenji
    Still, how is that helping us win?
[21:23] Tenji
    It doesn't sound like
    we're halfway there to me.
[21:26] Yuichi
    We are, and what's coming up
    is actually my specialty.
[21:29] Tenji
    Your specialty?
SIGN    Kadokura Juzo
SIGN    Onigawara Hyakutaro
SIGN    Shinomiya Kei
SIGN    Niwa Banri
SIGN    Hashiratani Chisato
SIGN    -The team leader
    -Psychological pillar
    -Considerate of his friends
    -Self-sacrificing 
    -Strong sense of responsibility
SIGN    -Impulsive 
    -Strong sense of duty 
    -Acts tough but weak for the ladies 
    -Kindest of the bunch 
    -An idiot
SIGN    -The youngest
    -Small and weaker than the rest
    -Cocky
    -In charge of contacting Captain
    -Debt holder?
SIGN    -Silent type
    -Bland
    -Barely noticeable
    -Steady-handed
    -Manga otaku?
SIGN    -Calm and composed
    -Prudent
    -Looks like a flirt but distrusts women
    -Dilettante 
    -Probably really gloomy
[21:31] Yuichi
    The biggest hurdle was figuring out
    if my relationship analysis was accurate.
[21:36] Yuichi
    That was already proven correct this time.
[21:39] Yuichi
    Now that I was able to bring you food,
    we have a little more time.
[21:43] Yuichi
    We only have to do one more thing to win...
[21:48] Yuichi
    Totally destroy all the
    relationships in Group K.
SIGN    Totally destroy them
SIGN    Totally destroy them
[21:54] Yuichi
    Over the last three days,
    I've already planted all sorts of traps.
[21:58] Yuichi
    The first one will be set
    in motion any minute now.
[22:03] Maria
    U-Um, thank you so much.
[22:06] Maria
    You saved my life.
[22:08] Chisato
    H-Huh? I did?
[22:10] Maria
    Ooh, this is getting interesting!
[22:12] Tenji
    Yuichi went back to Group K's camp.
[22:17] Tenji
    I can't begin to imagine
    what he's done since then.
[22:20] Chisato
    Wait a second! What are you thinking?
[22:22] Hyakutaro
    Shut up! I made up my mind!
[22:25] Chisato
    Just calm down!
[22:25] Manabu-kun
    What are you guys doing?
    Did you eat something funny?
[22:27] Hyakutaro
    Let go of me!
[22:29] Chisato
    Don't do it, Hyakutaro!
[22:30] Hyakutaro
    I know you don't give a
    damn about how I feel!
[22:34] Hyakutaro
    Manabu!
[22:35] Sgt. Manabu
    Huh?
[22:36] Hyakutaro
    I'm switchin' to Group C!
[22:39] Tenji
    The bonds holding Group K together
    crumbled in just one day.
SIGN    NEXT: The Third Game Is Over!

E10 - The Third Game Is Over!
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[00:00] Yuichi
    We only have to do one more thing to win...
[00:04] Yuichi
    Totally destroy all
    the relationships in Group K.
SIGN    Totally destroy them
SIGN    Totally destroy them
SIGN    Episode 10: The Third Game Is Over!
SIGN    Episode 10: The Third Game Is Over!
[00:12] Tenji
    Destroy Group K's relationships...
[00:15] Tenji
    But how?
[00:17] Yuichi
    Remember what I asked Manabu
    when we got our third teammate?
[00:21] Yuichi
    If it was a girl or not?
[00:25] Yuichi
    Yeah. What I'm trying to set right now
[00:30] Yuichi
    is a honey trap.
[00:34] Maria
    U-Um, thank you very much.
[00:37] Maria
    I owe you my life.
[00:39] Chisato
    M-Me?
[00:40] Chisato
    W-Wait a sec.
[00:42] Chisato
    Between the two of us, shouldn't it be him?
[00:45] Hyakutaro
    Ah, well, I just did what
    any guy would have done!
SIGN    Glare
SIGN    Glare
SIGN    Hmph!
[00:57] Maria
    I hate this guy!
[00:59] Maria
    I caught him peeping at me when I was naked!
[01:02] Hyakutaro
    Th-That's not true! It was an accident!
[01:05] Hyakutaro
    And you weren't naked, you had underwear on!
[01:07] Chisato
    You saw her in her underwear?
[01:08] Hyakutaro
    Yeah! No! Well, I did see her
    underwear, but only for a second!
[01:11] Hyakutaro
    I don't even remember it!
[01:12] Maria
    Really? You really don't remember it at all?
[01:17] Hyakutaro
    I'm so sorry! I totally remember!
[01:19] Hyakutaro
    It's branded in my memory!
[01:26] Maria
    I lied. I'm just kidding.
[01:30] Maria
    I truly owe you my life, too.
[01:33] Maria
    Thank you very much for saving me.
[01:36] Hyakutaro
    Ah—
[01:41] Chisato
    Anyway, what was Katagiri Yuichi thinking?
[01:45] Chisato
    What would have happened to you
    if Hyakutaro wasn't there to catch you?
[01:51] Hyakutaro
    She must have been terrified.
[01:54] Hyakutaro
    I'll never forgive that asshole.
[01:56] Hyakutaro
    He's the worst kind of trash!
[01:58] Maria
    Please stop saying bad things about him!
[02:01] Hyakutaro
    W-Why are you sticking up
     for a guy like that?
[02:04] Maria
    I'm sorry, but...
[02:07] Maria
    If he finds out that I was talking
    to the other team like this, I...
[02:11] Chisato
    Anyway, Yuichi got away from us,
    so let's go back to the food station.
[02:16] Hyakutaro
    Y-Yeah.
[02:21] Maria
    Ow!
[02:25] Hyakutaro
    Are you hurt?
[02:26] Maria
    N-No, it's nothing.
[02:28] Hyakutaro
    Here.
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
[02:34] Chisato
    There are times when I really admire
    your assertive personality, Hyakutaro.
[02:40] Hyakutaro
    Shut up. My granny always
    told me to be nice to girls.
[02:44] Maria
    You really are a kind person,
    aren't you, Hyakutaro-kun?
[02:49] Maria
    Why...
[02:51] Maria
    Why did I have to end up in Group C?
[03:00] Kei
    I see. So that's what happened.
[03:03] Kei
    If Group C succeeded in procuring food,
    we might be in for a really long fight.
[03:10] Hyakutaro
    Katagiri Yuichi!
[03:12] Yuichi
    Oh, I'm totally up for a long fight.
[03:15] Hyakutaro
    You think you can just waltz
    back in here, asshole?
[03:20] Yuichi
    Hey, Maria. What are you doing?
     Get over here.
[03:26] Yuichi
    Let's start fresh! I wanna
    take my time and enjoy this.
[03:31] Hyakutaro
    Hey. Get away from the girl.
[03:33] Yuichi
    Why?
[03:34] Hyakutaro
    Did you forget what you did?
[03:37] Hyakutaro
    Look at her! She's been
    shaking the whole time!
[03:40] Yuichi
    Oh, I doubt that.
[03:42] Yuichi
    Right, Maria? We're on the same team, right?!
[03:47] Maria
    Y-Yes.
[03:50] Hyakutaro
    You'd better cut that shit out.
[03:52] Yuichi
    Huh? Why hold back with
     something that belongs to me?
[03:58] Hyakutaro
    You piece of...
[04:01] Hyakutaro
    Let's go!
[04:02] Maria
    Stop! This is exactly what
    he wants you to do!
[04:06] Yuichi
    Shit.
[04:07] Yuichi
    Damn it, Maria! Don't get in my way!
[04:11] Kei
    Manabu-kun, he's being violent!
[04:14] Kei
    This is clearly in-game violence, isn't it?
[04:17] Sgt. Manabu
    Yeah, it sure is.
[04:19] Sgt. Manabu
    But that's violence against a teammate.
[04:23] Sgt. Manabu
    What's prohibited is violent acts 
    against the other team.
SIGN    Can't Do
SIGN    Violence
SIGN    Moving the Hider
SIGN    Can Do
SIGN    Contact
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Surrender (Give Up)
SIGN    Change Sides (Switch)
SIGN    Third Game Rule
SIGN    Can't Do
SIGN    Violence
SIGN    It is forbidden to use violence against another group
     and force them to give up the hider's location.
[04:30] Yuichi
    Yeah, that's right.
[04:31] Yuichi
    I can do whatever I want to this chick
    and it won't break any rules.
[04:33] Maria
    Ouch!
[04:36] Maria
    Please... Please, stop!
[04:38] Kei
    Is this Katagiri Yuichi's true personality?
[04:41] Banri
    What color is your blood?
[04:44] (Flashback) Maria
    Why did I have to end up in Group C?
[04:48] Hyakutaro
    Oh, that's it!
[04:50] Hyakutaro
    Why don't you switch to our team?
[04:53] Chisato
    No, wait a minute.
[04:55] Chisato
    Something's off, here.
    It all seems too perfect.
[04:57] Yuichi
    Huh, I guess this guy's
    experience with women
[05:00] Yuichi
    has made him really cautious around them.
[05:03] Chisato
    Can't you see they might be playing us?
[05:05] Hyakutaro
    Playing us how?
[05:07] Hyakutaro
    You can't mean she's been
    acting the whole time.
[05:09] Chisato
    I hate to say it, but that's
    exactly what I mean.
[05:13] Hyakutaro
    That was all an act?
[05:14] Hyakutaro
    Y'know, not everyone in
    the world is like you,
[05:18] Hyakutaro
    screwin' off,
[05:19] Hyakutaro
    puttin' on a front,
[05:21] Hyakutaro
    and livin' the easy life, asshole.
[05:24] Yuichi
    What an idiot.
[05:25] Yuichi
    Those are land mines for a guy like him.
[05:29] Chisato
    You...
[05:30] Hyakutaro
    What?
[05:30] Chisato
    You think I'm screwing off
    for the fun of it?
[05:34] Chisato
    A virgin like you wouldn't
    understand anything, anyway.
[05:37] Chisato
    All women are capable of putting on
    an act to get what they want.
[05:42] Maria
    T-That's so mean!
[05:44] Hyakutaro
    Chisato!
[05:45] Chisato
    What, you wanna show off
    in front of the girl?
[05:49] Hyakutaro
    Violence against teammates
    is okay, you know?
[05:56] Kei
    Okay, stop right there, please.
[05:59] Kei
    We decided no fighting during
    the Tomodachi Game, remember?
[06:02] Kei
    Also, the captain has
    the final say on everything.
[06:05] Yuichi
    Is it time for Captain-sama to
    make an appearance again?
[06:08] Kei
    Yes, it is.
[06:09] Kei
    That's how we've been able to
    clear the Tomodachi Game so far.
[06:12] Yuichi
    You can't make up your own
    mind to protect one girl?
[06:16] Yuichi
    That's pathetic, son.
[06:20] Hyakutaro
    Wait a second, Kei.
[06:22] Hyakutaro
    I'll call the captain and convince him myself.
[06:28] Kei
    Very well.
[06:30] Kei
    Why don't we both go talk to
    the captain together, then?
[06:33] Kei
    It'll be easier to explain
    your feelings directly.
[06:35] Hyakutaro
    Okay.
[06:37] Kei
    Banri-senpai,
[06:38] Kei
    if you don't mind, please call us
    right away if they give any indication
[06:42] Kei
    that they might try to follow us.
[06:44] Hyakutaro
    Mizuse-san, just hang
    in there a little longer.
[06:55] Yuichi
    Everything's going really smoothly.
[06:58] Yuichi
    Group K's captain, who's the pillar of the team,
    has been absent during the third game.
SIGN    Kadokura Juzo
SIGN    -The team leader
    -Psychological pillar
    -Considerate of his friends
    -Self-sacrificing 
    -Strong sense of responsibility
SIGN    Onigawara Hyakutaro
SIGN    -Impulsive 
    -Strong sense of duty 
    -Acts tough but weak for women 
    -Kindest of the bunch 
    -An idiot
SIGN    Shinomiya Kei
SIGN    -The youngest
    -Small and weaker than the rest
    -Cocky
    -In charge of contacting Captain
    -Debt holder?
SIGN    Niwa Banri
SIGN    -Silent type
    -Bland
    -Barely noticeable
    -Steady-handed
    -Manga otaku?
SIGN    Hashiratani Chisato
SIGN    -Calm and composed
    -Prudent
    -Seems flirty but distrusts women
    -Dilettante 
    -Probably really gloomy
[07:03] Yuichi
    Since he isn't here to smooth
    over little conflicts in the group,
SIGN    Opposite personality, so really annoying
SIGN    Opposite personality, so really annoying
[07:06] Yuichi
    the connection between Hyakutaro
    and Chisato has become really fragile.
[07:10] Yuichi
    Most likely, the captain will agree
    to let Maria switch over.
[07:13] Yuichi
    But, as we planned,
    Maria will reject that idea.
[07:17] Yuichi
    Obviously, Hyakutaro will try to press her,
[07:20] Yuichi
    and she'll tell him that
    I'm holding something over her.
[07:24] Yuichi
    I came up with something
    really shocking for that.
[07:27] Yuichi
    Then Hyakutaro will fly
    into a rage and punch me.
[07:29] Yuichi
    That would be our easiest way to win.
[07:32] Yuichi
    His teammates might hold him back,
[07:34] Yuichi
    but friction in the group will increase
    and their relationships will crack.
[07:38] Yuichi
    Ultimately, I'll maneuver
    Hyakutaro toward one decision.
[07:42] Maria
    Hyakutaro-kun, I can't
    take this alone anymore.
[07:47] Yuichi
    And that will be for him to switch sides.
[07:50] Yuichi
    If we can pull that off,
    we'll definitely win.
[07:54] Yuichi
    Once he's on our side,
    I have any number of ways
[07:56] Yuichi
    to force him to spill
    the captain's location.
SIGN    Several Hours Later...
[08:02] Kei
    We're back.
[08:04] Chisato
    So, what did Captain say?
[08:08] Hyakutaro
    It's no good. He said
    he won't let you switch.
[08:12] Chisato
    Well that settles it, then.
[08:15] Hyakutaro
    But Captain said one more thing:
[08:17] Hyakutaro
    "If you still want to protect her,
    there is one other way," he said.
[08:23] Yuichi
    It can't be...
[08:25] Chisato
    Wait a second! What are you thinking?!
[08:27] Hyakutaro
    Shut up! I've made up my mind!
[08:29] Chisato
    Just calm down!
[08:30] Hyakutaro
    Let go of me!
[08:32] Chisato
    Don't do it, Hyakutaro!
[08:33] Hyakutaro
    I know you don't give a damn
    about how I feel!
[08:37] Hyakutaro
    Manabu!
[08:38] Sgt. Manabu
    Huh?
[08:39] Hyakutaro
    I'm switchin' to Group C!
[08:43] Yuichi
    Of course I approve!
[08:45] Sgt. Manabu
    Then from this moment forward,
    Onigawara Hyakutaro is a member of Group C!
[08:50] Hyakutaro
    Sorry, guys.
[08:52] Hyakutaro
    But even though I'm Group C now,
    I don't plan on working with 'em.
[08:57] Hyakutaro
    I'm prepared to get more debt
    when you guys win.
[09:01] Hyakutaro
    Keep playing. I won't hold you back.
[09:03] Yuichi
    Welcome to Group C!
    I'm happy to have you, Hyakutaro-kun.
[09:08] Hyakutaro
    Yeah.
[09:09] Hyakutaro
    Now I can pop you one without holding back!
[09:16] Hyakutaro
    Ouch, ouch, ouch!
[09:17] Yuichi
    I knew you'd take a swing at me.
[09:19] Yuichi
    Your moves are so easy to read, kid.
[09:22] Yuichi
    Sorry, but I'm not going to let you
    be violent in either group.
[09:26] Yuichi
    I hope you don't mind being tied up.
[09:29] Yuichi
    Well then, maybe now's a good time to go
    and talk tactics with your Captain-sama!
[09:33] Yuichi
    Don't worry. We won't try to follow you.
[09:38] Tenji
    What's going on, Yuichi?
[09:40] Yuichi
    I was able to get one Group K
    member to switch to our group.
[09:43] Tenji
    I-It hasn't even been one day yet!
[09:45] Yuichi
    Everything fell into place.
[09:47] Yuichi
    Now I just need to get
    the hiding place out of him.
[09:50] Yuichi
    Then we win.
[09:51] Tenji
    All right, then.
[09:53] Tenji
    Don't get carried away, Yuichi.
[09:55] Yuichi
    Of course.
[09:56] Yuichi
    If I can help it, I don't
    want to get rough, either.
[09:59] Yuichi
    I'll contact you later.
[10:01] Tenji
    Okay.
[10:06] Hyakutaro
    I really let you down.
[10:07] Hyakutaro
    I wanted to help, but ended up like this.
[10:09] Maria
    It's okay! It made me really happy.
[10:13] Maria
    But at this rate, I'm sure he'll
    do horrible things to you
[10:17] Maria
    to make you tell us where
     the captain's hiding place—
[10:18] Hyakutaro
    Not a problem! I know
    I'm tough enough to take it.
[10:21] Maria
    You can't! He'll do anything
    he possibly can to win.
[10:25] Maria
    H-He's even murdered people before.
[10:28] Hyakutaro
    M-Murder?!
[10:30] Maria
    I couldn't stand to watch
    something like that!
SIGN    Call in progress
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi (Group C)
[10:33] Hyakutaro
    Then it'd be better if I tell him now,
    so you don't have to suffer.
[10:37] Yuichi
    We've won.
[10:39] Hyakutaro
    But, I can't do it.
[10:42] Hyakutaro
    Because actually, I...
[10:44] Hyakutaro
    don't know where the captain
    is in the first place.
[10:49] Yuichi
    W-What did he say? What does this mean?!
[10:52] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Everything fell into place.
[10:54] Yuichi
    I-I can't possibly have...
[10:56] Reiko
    About time! It looks like our genius
    is finally making his play.
[11:02] Juzo
    Are you sure that was the best move?
[11:04] Juzo
    Hyakutaro insisted on switching,
    just like you suggested.
[11:08] Kei
    It's fine, it's fine.
    It's all part of my plan.
[11:12] Kei
    But more importantly...
[11:13] Kei
    I told you to speak to me
    politely when we're alone,
[11:17] Kei
    you blockhead.
[11:20] Reiko
    So, this is your monster?
[11:22] Reiko
    Just look at  this pathetic little thing.
[11:24] Reiko
    Listen up!
[11:25] Reiko
    A true genius is someone who controls
SIGN    Gloat
SIGN    Gloat
SIGN    Gloat
[11:27] Reiko
    and manipulates everything
    from the shadows. Got it?
SIGN    Gloat
SIGN    Gloat
SIGN    Gloat
[11:31] Tsukino
    Lame.
SIGN    Lame
[11:32] Yuichi
    Hey, Hyakutaro!
[11:34] Yuichi
    Why didn't you visit the Captain?
[11:36] Yuichi
    You said you were going to
    talk to him directly!
[11:38] Hyakutaro
    Well, because on the way there,
    Kei said he got a call telling us
[11:42] Hyakutaro
    to come back because you guys
    were up to something.
[11:46] Hyakutaro
    "We don't have a choice.
    We'll have to call him."
[11:49] Hyakutaro
    That's what Kei said.
SIGN    Incoming call
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi (Group C)
[11:57] Kei
    Hello, this is Shinomiya Kei.
[11:59] Yuichi
    It was you all along.
    The true leader of Group K.
[12:02] Kei
    Oh, did you finally figure it out?
[12:05] Yuichi
    Honestly, I underestimated you guys.
    So I didn't even notice...
[12:11] Yuichi
    that you were controlling Group K's
     movements at every step.
[12:15] Yuichi
    But at least I realized
    before things got worse.
[12:18] Yuichi
    I won't make another mistake!
[12:21] Kei
    Oh, so scary.
[12:23] Kei
    Too bad, though. We've already
    secured our victory for this game,
[12:28] Kei
    right when you let that time bomb
    Hyakutaro join your team.
[12:32] Yuichi
    Hyakutaro's a bomb?
[12:34] Kei
    You should be bright enough to understand.
[12:36] Kei
    You're no match for me,
[12:37] Kei
    but the gears in your head do seem
    to be turning just a little.
[12:41] Maria
    W-What's wrong?
[12:43] Yuichi
    They got us.
[12:45] Yuichi
    At this rate, we'll definitely lose.
SIGN    Definitely lose...
[12:52] Juzo
    You seem very pleased, Prince.
[12:54] Kei
    Do I?
[12:56] Kei
    Well, I guess I am.
[12:58] Kei
    Thanks to Katagiri Yuichi, I wasn't
     bored at all for the last few days.
[13:02] Kei
    In that sense, I should thank you
    for giving me this chance.
[13:06] Kei
    It's all over now, though.
[13:08] Kei
    All that's left is finishing
    off the checked king.
[13:12] Juzo
    Is our victory truly assured?
[13:14] Kei
    Well, yeah. But a blockhead like
    you wouldn't see it, would you?
[13:19] Kei
    There are two main points.
[13:21] Kei
    Hyakutaro switched sides, but
    had no intention of betraying us.
[13:25] Kei
    And in this game, if the other
    team uses violence against you,
[13:27] Kei
    the game ends immediately.
[13:29] Juzo
    I see. So that's why
    Hyakutaro's a time bomb.
[13:34] Kei
    If you get it, keep giving everyone
    orders in your oh-so-dignified way.
[13:38] Kei
    I'm going to take care of something else.
[13:41] Juzo
    Something else?
[13:43] Kei
    Well, since I have the chance,
[13:45] Kei
    I thought I'd find the enemy hider
    and go for a clean win.
[13:48] Tsukino
    Shinomiya Kei. What's his story?
[13:52] Reiko
    There's no story.
    He's a genius, plain and simple.
[13:55] Reiko
    His family and upbringing
    are extremely normal.
SIGN    Rank                 Score                     Name
SIGN    Shinomiya Kei
SIGN    Fujii Satoshi
    
    
    
    
     Tsukamoto Yoko
    
    
    
    
     Shibasaki Haruko
SIGN    Watanabe Katsu 
    
    
    
    
     Suzuki  
    
    
    
    
    Horie 
    
    
    
    
     Inoue 
    
    
    
    
     Mimura
[13:57] Reiko
    He's simply a genius who can
    do anything he puts his mind to.
[13:59] Reiko
    His one and only flaw
[14:01] Reiko
    is that he's so good at everything,
    he gets bored very quickly.
[14:04] Reiko
    In fact, I think he joined the game just
    to kill time because he was bored.
[14:08] Tsukino
    Playing the Tomodachi Game to kill time...
[14:11] Reiko
    But even then, he immediately
    found a strategy—
[14:15] Reiko
    to manipulate the very well-trusted
    Kadokura Juzo from the shadows,
[14:20] Reiko
    and control Group K through him.
[14:23] Tsukino
    Why is Kadokura Juzo obeying his orders?
[14:27] Reiko
    Who knows? Maybe Shinomiya found
    his weak point or something.
[14:31] Tsukino
    Weak point, huh?
[14:33] Reiko
    Either way, the game is over.
    The genius has already announced his victory.
[14:38] Yuichi
    This is bad. Really bad.
[14:40] Yuichi
    This is the worst situation
    I could have imagined.
[14:43] Maria
    Huh? What? Is he serious right now?
[14:46] Maria
    Um, why is it so bad?
[14:49] Yuichi
    Because of violence.
[14:50] Maria
    Huh?
[14:51] Yuichi
    If Hyakutaro, who's now in Group C, attacks
    someone in Group K, we'll lose immediately.
SIGN    Pow!
[14:57] Yuichi
    So I tied him up, but I did that
    expecting to win right away.
[15:02] Yuichi
    Since that isn't happening now,
    Hyakutaro is a time bomb.
[15:06] Yuichi
    We have to watch him 24/7
    to make sure he doesn't blow up.
[15:09] Yuichi
    That means we can't move one step from here.
[15:16] Yuichi
    Wait a minute...
[15:18] Yuichi
    If we can hide Hyakutaro
    somewhere before they come...
[15:21] Chisato
    Not a chance. You're too late.
[15:24] Banri
    You are already dead.
[15:26] Hyakutaro
    Banri-san! Chisato!
[15:29] Chisato
    Well, then, ready for another endurance test?
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
[15:43] Yuichi
    Hey! Where are you going?
[15:45] Maria
    That's not a question you should ask a girl.
[15:48] Yuichi
    Oh, sorry.
[15:56] Maria
    Ah, I'm getting so sick of this.
[15:59] Kei
    Is that right, Mizuse Maria-san?
[16:01] Maria
    Huh? Oh, no, that was just...
[16:04] Kei
    I'm sorry for startling you.
[16:06] Kei
    Actually, I was waiting to catch you alone.
[16:08] Maria
    Huh?
[16:09] Kei
    This is awkward, so let me cut
     right to the chase.
[16:14] Kei
    You're from the management, right?
[16:16] Maria
    H-How?
[16:18] Maria
    My cover's blown!
[16:20] Kei
    It feels stupid explaining it like this,
[16:23] Kei
    but for three days before
    the game, our food rations
[16:25] Kei
    were based on how many
    group members we had, right?
[16:27] Kei
    Since Group C had just two people,
[16:29] Kei
    They were only given water,
    the poor things.
[16:32] Kei
    But even though you showed up alone,
    you didn't appear hungry at all.
[16:36] Kei
    Now, doesn't that seem strange?
[16:38] Kei
    Any way you look at it,
    you're not an ordinary player.
[16:41] Kei
    So it made sense to assume you
    were on the management side.
[16:45] Sgt. Manabu
    Achoo!
[16:45] Sgt. Manabu
    Hmm?
[16:46] Kei
    I mean, I could ask you to tell me
    about your original team instead,
[16:50] Kei
    but what do you think?
[16:53] Maria
    Why bother?
[16:55] Maria
    What now? What do you want from me?
[16:59] Kei
    I'll just cut right to the chase again.
[17:02] Kei
    I'd like you to betray Katagiri Yuichi.
[17:06] Maria
    That... That's just a little...
[17:09] Kei
    You can do that, can't you? Right now,
    Group K is going to win, without a doubt.
[17:14] Kei
    If you wanted to keep
    acting like a normal player,
[17:16] Kei
    wouldn't it actually seem weird 
     not to betray him?
[17:20] Maria
    But y'know, since I did try 
    to play cute and innocent,
[17:24] Maria
    I wonder if betraying him now
    would seem unlike me.
[17:26] Kei
    Ah, so the issue is character.
[17:29] Kei
    But you seem like the kind of person
    to choose fun over reason and logic.
[17:33] Maria
    Huh, he's really figured me out.
[17:36] Kei
    To put it simply,
[17:38] Kei
    you'll have more fun with me.
[17:41] Kei
    If you betray him for me,
    you'll get to enjoy
[17:43] Kei
    watching that overconfident,
    sadistic Katagiri Yuichi
[17:47] Kei
    crumble into a pathetic, teary-eyed failure.
[17:53] Maria
    T-That sounds like...
[18:00] Maria
    It would be super fun!
[18:09] Yuichi
    Yes?
[18:10] Maria
    It's Maria. Is anyone else nearby?
[18:15] Yuichi
    No. I'm being watched,
    but they aren't close enough to hear.
[18:19] Maria
    Could you please tell me where
    Mikasa Tenji's hiding spot is?
[18:24] Yuichi
    What?
[18:25] Maria
    Luckily, I'm alone right now,
[18:28] Maria
    so I think it would be a good idea
[18:30] Maria
    to transport additional
    food supplies while I can.
[18:33] Maria
    I think the only thing we can do
    now is buy time, anyway.
[18:36] Maria
    If we have more time, I'm sure you'll be
    able to find a way to turn things around.
[18:43] Yuichi
    Fine. I'll tell you.
[18:55] Yuichi
    Hey! Why are you with them?
[18:59] Yuichi
    Wait, you didn't...
[19:02] Yuichi
    Did you betray us?
[19:07] Yuichi
    G... G... God...
[19:13] Yuichi
    God damn it!
[19:18] Kei
    It appears that he did give her
    the hider's true location.
[19:21] Kei
    There's nothing he can do
    now even if we leave him,
[19:24] Kei
    so why don't we all start
     searching before it gets dark?
[19:28] Yuichi
    This is hell.
[19:30] Yuichi
    It can't get any worse than this!
[19:41] Kei
    Hello, Mikasa Tenji-senpai.
[19:43] Kei
    It's nice speaking to you again.
[19:45] Kei
    This is Shinomiya Kei from Group K.
[19:47] Kei
    But wow, that Katagiri Yuichi
    sure is the lowest of the low.
[19:50] Tenji
    What are you saying?
[19:51] Kei
    He's totally happy to let you die
    if it gets him the win.
[19:56] Kei
    By my estimation, he's planning
    something really evil right now.
[20:00] Kei
    You should cut ties with that
    inhuman brute as soon as you can.
[20:04] Tenji
    What makes you think you know anything?
[20:05] Kei
    Huh? What was that?
    I couldn't really hear you.
[20:09] Kei
    If you've got something to say to me,
    you'd better speak up, dude.
[20:14] Tenji
    Quit shooting your mouth off!
    You don't know a damn thing!
[20:17] Tenji
    I'm betting on Yuichi!
[20:20] Kei
    Wow, you startled me.
[20:22] Kei
    But I heard you loud
    and clear, thanks to that.
[20:28] Kei
    Found you!
[20:35] Sgt. Manabu
    And that concludes the third game!
[20:39] Sgt. Manabu
    Sergeant Manabu here.
[20:40] Sgt. Manabu
    The game has ended.
[20:42] Sgt. Manabu
    All players, including hiders,
    immediately gather at the food station.
[20:46] Kei
    All right! I'm on my way!
[20:49] Tenji
    He lost? Yuichi lost?
[20:52] Kei
    Don't look so upset.
[20:54] Kei
    You all did your very best.
[20:56] Kei
    You just got the wrong opponents this time.
[21:00] Kei
    I am a genius, after all.
[21:06] Tenji
    God damn it!
[21:11] Sgt. Manabu
    Now, everyone's back together again.
[21:13] Sgt. Manabu
    Let's announce the results pronto!
[21:17] Sgt. Manabu
    The winner of the third game,
    Friendly Hide-and-Seek, is...
[21:24] Reiko
    Katagiri Yuichi... he's a devil!
[21:27] Tsukino
    Yes, he probably brings misery
    to everyone he touches.
SIGN    YOU COCKROACH
SIGN    family of crooks
SIGN    Die!
SIGN    Don't ever come back
     to this school!!
SIGN    FILTHY THIEF!
SIGN    DIE CRIMINAL
SIGN    die
SIGN    Give it back,
     asshole
SIGN    We'll find you
SIGN    you piece of shit
SIGN    GIVE THE MONEY BACK THIEF
SIGN    you suck
[21:34] Tsukino
    Ultimately, the essence of the
    Tomodachi Game may be that it asks you,
[21:38] Tsukino
    "How many of your friends' sins
    are you willing to forgive?"
SIGN    NEXT: Do You Really Have Nothing You Care About?

E11 - Do You Really Have Nothing You Care About?
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[00:00] ---
    This show contains scenes that some viewers may
    find disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.
[00:10] Sgt. Manabu
    Excuse me for interrupting, but
    I'm gonna announce it one more time.
[00:14] Sgt. Manabu
    The winner of the third game,
    Friendly Hide-and-Seek, is...
SIGN    Group C
SIGN    Third Game  Friendly Hide-and-Seek
SIGN    Cleared
[00:20] Sgt. Manabu
    Group C! The game is over!
[00:26] Kei
    Huh?! How?!
[00:28] Kei
    We found their hider first, didn't we?
[00:31] Sgt. Manabu
    That's true. Group K did find
    the other team's hider first.
[00:36] Kei
    So we're the winners, then.
[00:38] Sgt. Manabu
    Oh, but that's not the only way
     for a team to win, right?
[00:44] Kei
    N-No way!
[00:46] Juzo
    Sorry, guys.
[00:48] Juzo
    I pushed the give-up button.
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    thief
SIGN    parent and child crooks
SIGN    Before the End of the Third Game
[02:24] (Flashback) Yuichi
    It can't get any worse.
SIGN    Episode 11: Do You Really Have Nothing You Care About?
SIGN    Episode 11: Do You Really Have Nothing You Care About?
[02:26] (Flashback) Yuichi
    This is the worst thing 
    that could have happened.
[02:32] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Hey, Hyakutaro, nobody
     else is nearby, right?
[02:36] (Flashback) Hyakutaro
    Y-Yeah, I think they all went
    looking for Mikasa.
[02:41] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Okay. We should get started, then.
[02:43] (Flashback) Hyakutaro
    Huh?
[02:44] (Flashback) Yuichi
    The truth is, the moment you switched teams,
     our victory became certain.
[02:51] (Flashback) Yuichi
    I really didn't want to have
    to win this way, is all.
[02:56] (Flashback) Yuichi
    This really is the worst thing that
    could have happened, Hyakutaro.
SIGN    Incoming call
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi (Group C)
[03:06] (Flashback) Juzo
    Hello?
[03:07] Yuichi
    This is Katagiri Yuichi.
[03:09] Yuichi
    I don't have much time,
    so I'll get straight to the point.
[03:13] Yuichi
    Please push the give-up button.
[03:16] (Flashback) Juzo
    Are you screwing with me?
[03:18] (Flashback) Juzo
    There's no way I'll push it.
[03:20] (Flashback) Yuichi
    In that case, I'm going to punch
    Hyakutaro until you push it.
[03:25] (Flashback) Juzo
    Y-You're bluffing!
[03:27] Yuichi
    I'm sure you'd like to believe that,
    but I've run out of options.
[03:32] Yuichi
    First punch. Here we go.
[03:36] Yuichi
    And the second!
[03:39] Yuichi
    Third!
[03:40] Yuichi
    Fourth!
[03:42] Yuichi
    Fifth!
[03:43] (Flashback) Juzo
    Stop! It won't work!
[03:45] (Flashback) Juzo
    You're crazy if you think you can
    break me with a bluff like this.
[03:49] Yuichi
    I'll keep going then. Sixth!
[03:53] (Flashback) Juzo
    I-If you really were punching him,
     then why isn't Hyakutaro making any sound?
[03:59] Yuichi
    Yeah, that surprised me, too.
    He sure is tough.
[04:04] Yuichi
    Do you want to hear his voice?
[04:09] Hyakutaro
    I'm f-fine, Captain.
[04:11] Hyakutaro
    It's a bluff, just like you said.
[04:16] Hyakutaro
    Don't push the button!
[04:18] Juzo
    T-The waver in his voice...
[04:21] Juzo
    Is he really...
[04:23] (Flashback) Reiko
    What do you mean, "monster"?
[04:26] (Flashback) Reiko
    Katagiri Yuichi... This guy is the devil.
[04:29] Yuichi
    Seventh!
[04:31] (Flashback) Juzo
    Sorry, Hyakutaro!
[04:33] (Flashback) Juzo
    It won't be long before Kei
    and the others find their hider.
[04:38] (Flashback) Juzo
    Just hold on until then.
[04:41] Hyakutaro
    This is a breeze. A breeze.
[04:43] Hyakutaro
    I mean, he isn't really hitting me anyway.
[04:47] Yuichi
    Here I go. Eighth!
[04:49] (Flashback) Juzo
    Damn it!
[04:50] Yuichi
    At this rate, it is starting to look
    like he can really take it.
[04:54] Yuichi
    Well, in that case,
[04:56] Yuichi
    I'll have to break something
    that can't be fixed.
[04:59] (Flashback) Juzo
    W-What's that supposed to mean?
[05:01] (Flashback) Yuichi
    I heard about you guys.
[05:03] (Flashback) Yuichi
    You're all on the same
    basketball team, right?
[05:07] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Hyakutaro-kun told me about it.
[05:09] (Flashback) Yuichi
    In the last tournament,
    he kept missing shots
[05:13] (Flashback) Yuichi
    and ended up getting you injured.
[05:16] (Flashback) Yuichi
    He practiced his shots
    like crazy after that.
[05:20] Juzo
    What the hell are you planning?!
[05:22] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Please push the button. If you don't...
SIGN    I'll break Hyakutaro's finger
[05:26] (Flashback) Yuichi
    I'll break Hyakutaro's finger.
[05:29] Yuichi
    You can't make shots in basketball
    without a delicate touch, right?
[05:32] Yuichi
    Once a finger is broken, even if
    you recover and rehabilitate it...
[05:37] (Flashback) Juzo
    Y-You piece of shit!
[05:40] Yuichi
    You have ten seconds.
[05:42] Yuichi
    Ten, nine, eight,
[05:45] (Flashback) Juzo
    W-Wait a minute!
[05:45] Yuichi
    seven, six, five, four...
[05:49] Hyakutaro
    Hey! What the hell—
[05:51] Yuichi
    I'm gagging you so that
    you can't bite your tongue.
[05:55] Yuichi
    Three, two, one...
[06:01] Juzo
    Maybe he didn't really... break it?
[06:04] Juzo
    No, I'll never forget that sound.
[06:07] Juzo
    It sounded just like when it happened to me.
[06:10] (Flashback) Juzo
    I'm sorry, Hyakutaro!
[06:13] Yuichi
    Which finger shall I do next?
[06:16] (Flashback) Juzo
    You can't be serious...
[06:17] Yuichi
    Of course I can.
[06:19] Yuichi
    I'll keep breaking fingers until
    you push the button. Really.
[06:23] (Flashback) Juzo
    Stop it! You scum!
[06:27] Yuichi
    No, you're the scum.
[06:30] Yuichi
    I mean, you were the one who
    started all this, weren't you?
[06:33] (Flashback) Juzo
    What did you... say?
[06:36] Yuichi
    You're the reason your team is playing the
    Tomodachi Game in the first place.
[06:40] Yuichi
    Your debt is what started it.
SIGN    Your debt is what started it
[06:45] Kei
    So you knew.
[06:47] Yuichi
    Well, yeah.
[06:49] Yuichi
    It seemed like a taboo topic in Group K.
[06:52] Yuichi
    But none of the three I talked
    to knew whose debt it was.
[06:58] Yuichi
    At first, I thought the one with
     the debt was the youngest, Kei,
[07:01] Yuichi
    but then I realized the power
    dynamics went the other way.
[07:05] Yuichi
    Basically, it made sense to assume
    the debt belonged to the captain.
[07:11] Yuichi
    I learned about you from Hyakutaro.
[07:14] Yuichi
    You're willing to put your
    life on the line for people.
[07:17] Yuichi
    But you also can't handle it
    if you're responsible
[07:21] Yuichi
    for someone else getting hurt.
[07:25] Juzo
    My family business was drowning in debt.
[07:28] Juzo
    It got so bad, I was going to have to
    quit high school and start working.
[07:34] Juzo
    But I wanted to play one
    last tournament with everyone,
[07:39] Juzo
    and then Kei said
[07:40] Juzo
    he'd help me pay it off, on the condition
    that I obeyed his every word.
[07:45] Juzo
    I'm sorry I couldn't tell you, guys.
[07:49] Juzo
    This is all my fault.
[07:51] Juzo
    But even though that's true,
[07:55] Juzo
    I'll never forgive you for what you did!
[07:59] Juzo
    I will never...
[08:02] Juzo
    ever forgive...
[08:08] Juzo
    a cowardly piece of shit like you!
[08:10] Hyakutaro
    Stop! That's enough!
[08:12] Juzo
    Why are you stopping me?!
[08:13] Hyakutaro
    It's really not a big deal!
[08:15] Juzo
    B-But your finger...
[08:18] Juzo
    He broke your finger!
[08:23] Juzo
    B-But that sound I heard was clearly...
[08:27] Juzo
    M-My god, did you...
[08:30] Juzo
    You broke your own finger?!
[08:33] Yuichi
    We had reasons why we
    absolutely couldn't lose.
[08:37] Yuichi
    That's why I chose to—
[08:39] Yuichi
    No, that isn't it.
[08:42] Yuichi
    I just couldn't think of any better way.
[08:46] Yuichi
    I guess I really am a
     cowardly piece of shit.
[08:52] Juzo
    Hyakutaro, why didn't you tell me?
[08:55] Hyakutaro
    Well, he said he'd let you hit him
     as much as he hit me.
[09:04] Juzo
    We've lost this match.
SIGN    Group C
SIGN    Third Game    Friendly Hide-and-Seek
SIGN    Cleared
SIGN    Two Million Yen Award Obtained
[09:12] Kei
    Oh, no we haven't.
[09:14] Kei
    There's no way I'm settling for that.
[09:16] Kei
    We lost? Speak for yourself.
[09:19] Kei
    You're the one who lost, blockhead.
[09:23] Hyakutaro
    Come on, Kei!
[09:25] Kei
    Shut the hell up! The rest of you
    held me back just as much as he did.
[09:30] Kei
    My plan was perfect.
[09:32] Kei
    But still, you were completely useless.
[09:38] Banri
    Th—
[09:38] Kei
    Whap!
[09:39] Kei
    What are you doing, Banri-niichan?!
[09:42] Chisato
    Banri... niichan?
[09:44] Banri
    I'm not his real brother.
[09:46] Banri
    We grew up together. I was like
    the typical neighborhood "older brother."
[09:49] Hyakutaro
    I had no idea.
[09:51] Banri
    Give it up, Kei.
[09:52] Banri
    Your strategy didn't account
    for this situation, so you lost.
[09:56] Banri
    And Juzo made the right
    choice in pressing the button.
[10:00] Kei
    Why's that?
[10:02] Banri
    Because if he had thrown
    Hyakutaro under the bus,
[10:05] Banri
    I would have lost all respect for him.
[10:08] Chisato
    That makes sense. I guess I would have, too.
[10:11] Hyakutaro
    And then we would have lost
    the next game no matter what.
[10:15] Banri
    Kei.
[10:17] Banri
    One day, "having tasted defeat" will make us even stronger.
[10:22] Kei
    Yeah, what's that line from?
[10:25] Banri
    It's from my bible.
[10:26] Kei
    But what are we going to do now?
    We still have the debt.
[10:30] Kei
    We might never be able to
    see each other again after this.
[10:34] Juzo
    I'll have them pass all
    of the remaining debt to me.
[10:37] Sgt. Manabu
    Bye-bye!
[10:38] Juzo
    And I'll ask them to make sure you guys
    at least don't get split up.
[10:43] Hyakutaro
    Captain...
[10:44] Kei
    Are you really okay with that?
[10:47] Kei
    What about your dream for us
    to play in one last tournament?
[10:51] Juzo
    It's all right.
[10:53] Juzo
    We did get to play one last,
    great match together.
[10:57] Kei
    Oh.
[11:00] Maria
    U-Um, Yuichi-kun?
[11:03] Maria
    I was wondering, did you know about me?
[11:06] Yuichi
    Yeah. You work for the management, right?
[11:09] Yuichi
    I figured it out.
[11:10] Maria
    O-Of course you did.
[11:13] Tenji
    Huh?!
[11:13] Yuichi
    For the weak and insecure girl
    you were trying to play,
[11:16] Yuichi
    you followed my difficult 
    instructions a little too perfectly.
[11:20] Maria
    I see.
[11:22] Yuichi
    And since I knew you were
    with the management,
[11:24] Yuichi
    I pushed you off that cliff without guilt.
[11:26] Maria
    Rude!
[11:28] Maria
    Then, your reaction when
     I betrayed you was also...
[11:32] Yuichi
    It was all an act to make Group K think they
     were winning, so they'd leave me behind.
[11:38] Maria
    You had me eating out of
    the palm of your hand, huh?
[11:42] Yuichi
    Pass this message along to your bosses:
[11:45] Yuichi
    "I will absolutely crush all of you."
[11:49] Maria
    You bet!
[11:53] Tenji
    Can you stand?
[11:54] Yuichi
    Yeah. Ouch!
[11:56] Tenji
    Yuichi, you said you were
    a cowardly piece of shit,
[12:02] Tenji
    but I don't think you are.
[12:05] Tenji
    You don't always have
    the nicest ideas, but take a look.
[12:11] Tenji
    You didn't destroy their
    friendship after all.
[12:15] Tenji
    I don't care what anyone else says.
    I know you're a good person.
[12:21] Yuichi
    Thanks, Tenji.
[12:23] Yuichi
    But... if he was any slower
    pushing that button,
[12:28] Yuichi
    I really might have broken
    Hyakutaro's finger.
[12:32] Yuichi
    The old me would have
    broken it without flinching.
[12:37] Yuichi
    If you knew about that side of me,
    would you still tell me I'm a good person?
[12:44] Yuichi
    Would you still think of me as a friend?
[12:47] Manabu-kun
    Congratulations on clearing the third game!
[12:49] Manabu-kun
    There's a little time left before the fourth
    game begins, so I'll let you leave for a while.
[12:55] Manabu-kun
    Of course, don't tell anyone about this,
    and don't try to run away.
[13:00] Manabu-kun
    If you try anything like that,
    the others will be in real trouble.
[13:07] Tenji
    We're back.
[13:08] Yuichi
    Yeah. Let's go and find Sawaragi right now.
[13:14] Tenji
    At this hour, we might be
    able to catch Shiho-chan alone.
[13:17] Tenji
    She was always the first one at school.
[13:18] Yuichi
    Always the stalker.
[13:20] Tenji
    Let's go and find out the truth.
[13:26] Yuichi
    K-Kokorogi?
[13:30] Yutori
    Yuichi?!
SIGN    YOU COCKROACH
SIGN    family of crooks
SIGN    Don't ever come back
     to this school!!
[13:31] Yuichi
    What the hell happened here?
SIGN    FILTHY THIEF!
SIGN    DIE CRIMINAL
SIGN    die
SIGN    Give it back,
     asshole
SIGN    We'll find you
SIGN    you piece of shit
SIGN    GIVE THE MONEY BACK THIEF
SIGN    you suck
[13:35] Yutori
    Shiho-chan and Shibe-kun have disappeared!
SIGN    One Week Earlier
[13:41] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei
    Since you three are exempt
    from the third game,
[13:44] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei
    I'll let you go home temporarily.
[13:46] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei
    But you can't talk to anyone about the game,
    and you'd better not run away.
[13:50] (Flashback) Shiho
    Why would you even think we'd do that?
[13:53] (Flashback) Shiho
    There's too much going on
    that we don't understand,
[13:55] (Flashback) Shiho
    and we won't run or hide
    until we do understand.
[13:58] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei
    That's my Shiho-sama, always
    ready with the cool one-liners.
[14:02] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei
    In that case, I'll tell you
    something nice before you go.
[14:05] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei
    Right now, Group C's total debt amount is
[14:09] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei
    10.8 million yen.
[14:13] (Flashback) Shiho
    10.8 million?
[14:15] (Flashback) Shibe
    Shiho, what's wrong?
[14:17] (Flashback) Shiho
    N-Nothing at all.
[14:19] (Flashback) Shiho
    We shouldn't listen to
    what Manabu says, anyway.
[14:22] (Flashback) Shibe
    Why not?
[14:23] (Flashback) Shiho
    Because we all know it's all just lies
    intended to poison our friendship.
[14:28] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei
    Well, believe me or don't, that's up to you.
[14:32] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei
    But incidentally, Yuichi-kun and
     Tenji-kun both already know about it.
[14:36] (Flashback) Shiho
    Oh. They must have asked...
[14:42] Tenji
    Yuichi, there's no mistake, then.
[14:45] Tenji
    Shiho-chan's secret got out and she ran.
[14:48] Yutori
    Secret?
[14:49] Yutori
    I d-don't really understand, but there was
    a reason why Shiho-chan disappeared.
SIGN    Don't ever come back
     to this school!!
SIGN    YOU COCKROACH
SIGN    family of crooks
[14:55] (Flashback) Shiho
    No matter what, try to act natural.
[14:57] (Flashback) Shiho
    If we seem shaky and weird,
    people might start asking questions.
[15:00] (Flashback) Shibe
    Y-Yeah.
[15:01] (Flashback) Yutori
    Mm-hmm.
[15:03] (Flashback) Shiho
    Morning, everyone!
[15:07] (Flashback) Michiru
    Hey, Sawaragi-san.
[15:09] (Flashback) Shiho
    Hanamiya-san?
[15:10] (Flashback) Michiru
    As class vice president,
    I'll get right to the point.
[15:13] (Flashback) Michiru
    You were the one who stole
    the class trip funds, weren't you?
[15:18] (Flashback) Michiru
    Don't people usually save
    money like that in an account?
[15:22] (Flashback) Michiru
    The other classes said they did.
[15:24] (Flashback) Michiru
    Sensei said that you insisted
    on collecting it in cash.
[15:29] (Flashback) Michiru
    No matter how you look at it,
    you seem really suspicious.
[15:32] (Flashback) Shibe
    Calm down, you guys!
[15:34] (Flashback) Shibe
    Shiho isn't the thief.
[15:35] (Flashback) Shibe
    Because the thief is—
[15:37] (Flashback) Shiho
    Don't, Shibe!
[15:38] (Flashback) Shiho
    It has to do with that game.
    You shouldn't say too much.
[15:42] (Flashback) Shibe
    O-Oh, right.
[15:44] (Flashback) Michiru
    You should also know, Shibe,
    that we think you're an accomplice.
[15:49] (Flashback) Shibe
    You've got to be kidding.
    Do you know how rich I am?
[15:53] (Flashback) Michiru & students
    Huh?
[15:54] (Flashback) Shibe
    Come on, two million
    isn't enough to cry over.
[15:57] (Flashback) Shibe
    All right, about that two mil...
[15:59] (Flashback) Shibe
    I'll lend you the whole amount!
[16:03] Yuichi
    That's a bad move.
[16:05] Tenji
    Yeah, that would have pissed everyone off.
[16:07] Yuichi
    No, that's not what I mean.
[16:09] Yuichi
    Kokorogi,
[16:11] Yuichi
    did some kind of big
    incident happen after that?
[16:13] Yutori
    H-How did you know?
[16:15] Yutori
    Well, two days after that,
[16:18] Yutori
    Shibe-kun's dad got arrested.
SIGN    Breaking
SIGN    Sitting City Council Member Shibe Masakazu Arrested!
[16:21] Yutori
    It seems like the police
    found out about all the stuff
[16:24] Yutori
    that was exposed in the second game.
[16:26] Tenji
    Then does that mean...
[16:28] Yuichi
    Yeah, Shibe talked.
[16:31] Yuichi
    He told his dad about the Tomodachi Game.
[16:34] Yuichi
    Not even Shibe could get
    two million yen without an adult's help.
[16:39] Yutori
    Shibe-kun came to school the next day
[16:41] Yutori
    and apologized to everyone,
    saying he couldn't get the money,
[16:44] Yutori
    but then everyone started
    really bullying him.
[16:47] Yutori
    Shiho-chan tried to stand up for him,
    but then she stopped coming to school, too.
SIGN    YOU COCKROACH
SIGN    family of crooks
SIGN    Die!
SIGN    Don't ever come back 
    to this school!!
[16:54] Student A
    Y-You guys!
[16:55] Student B
    Why are you at school?
[16:57] Student B
    I thought you'd be with Shibe.
[16:59] Yuichi
    What are you talking about?
[17:00] Student A
    Something's going down at Shibe's place.
[17:03] Man
    Isn't this Shibe Masakazu's home?
[17:04] Woman
    The council member they arrested?
[17:06] Man
    There's a body?
[17:07] Woman
    Suicide?
[17:07] Woman
    I heard it was murder.
[17:09] Man
    Murder?
[17:09] Man
    Who did it?
[17:10] Man
    It was...
[17:11] Yuichi
    Shibe's dad was...
[17:13] Tenji
    Murdered?
[17:14] Man
    Hey, they're coming out.
[17:19] Yuichi
    Shibe!
[17:20] Yuichi
    W-Why is this happening?
[17:23] Yuichi
    Shibe! Shibe!
[17:25] Yuichi
    What the hell's going on?!
[17:27] Shibe
    Yuichi? Tenji?
[17:28] Shibe
    No! This isn't right. It isn't!
[17:31] Shibe
    I wanted Shiho to—
[17:33] Wataru
    You'd better not say too much.
[17:36] Tenji
    That man...
[17:39] Tenji
    It's Shiho-chan's father.
[17:44] Wataru
    Tenji-kun? Why are you—
[17:46] Tenji
    M-My father... Were you the one—
[17:48] Yuichi
    Calm down, Tenji! There's no proof yet!
[17:51] Yuichi
    Um, we're friends of Shibe Makoto-kun,
[17:54] Yuichi
    and we wanted to know what happened.
[17:56] Wataru
    Is that right?
[17:58] Wataru
    Sorry, I can't talk about it in detail.
[18:01] Wataru
    The police are sworn
    to confidentiality. And...
[18:04] Wataru
    You don't want to get involved in this.
[18:07] Wataru
    If there's anyone or
    anything you care about,
[18:09] Wataru
    don't stick your nose
    into others' business.
[18:12] Wataru
    You don't want to lose what's
    precious to you, do you?
[18:16] Yuichi
    That basically means nothing to me.
[18:19] Yuichi
    I don't have family or anything else
    to care about, really.
[18:24] Yuichi
    So your threats aren't going to work.
[18:26] Yuichi
    What I mean is that if you want to stop me,
    you'll have to come straight at me.
[18:33] Tenji
    What is going on, anyway?
[18:35] Yuichi
    For now, all we can do
    is find out more about Shibe.
[18:39] Tenji
    Yuichi, do you think Shiho-chan
    is tied up in this, too?
[18:42] Yutori
    W-What do you mean?
[18:44] Tenji
    Kokorogi-san.
[18:45] Yutori
    W-What do you mean?
    What did Shibe-kun do?!
[18:48] Yutori
    What does Shiho-chan have to do with it?!
[18:51] Tenji
    Well, we don't really know all the—
[18:53] Yutori
    You're lying! You're both hiding
    something from me, aren't you?!
[18:56] Yutori
    You were acting weird this morning, too!
[18:58] Yutori
    And after all that in the second game,
     you trust each other now?!
[19:02] Yutori
    And Yuichi's hurt!
[19:04] Yutori
    Come on, tell me! What are you hiding?
[19:07] Tenji
    We can't...
[19:08] Yuichi
    Why the hell would we tell you?
[19:10] Yuichi
    As soon as the second game ended,
[19:14] Yuichi
    I was through with you.
[19:16] Yuichi
    You looked at me like
    I was a monster, didn't you?
[19:19] Yuichi
    You didn't say a word to me
    before I went to the third game.
[19:23] Yuichi
    That's not what I'd call a friend.
[19:26] Yutori
    I was just scared, because they
    said you were a murderer.
[19:31] Yutori
    But I waited! I waited
    to find out the truth.
[19:35] Yutori
    Even though I was scared,
    I waited for you both to come back.
[19:39] Yuichi
    That's only because
    Sawaragi told you to, right?
[19:42] Yuichi
    You only do what people tell you to do.
[19:46] Yuichi
    Quit talking to me like I owe you something!
[19:49] Yuichi
    Kokorogi, let me make this
    crystal clear for you.
[19:52] Yuichi
    People like you, who can't decide
    a single damn thing on their own...
[19:56] Yuichi
    There's nothing in the world I hate more!
[20:00] Yuichi
    Get lost. I'm done with you.
[20:03] Yutori
    What about the Tomodachi Game?
    Won't you be in trouble without me?
[20:07] Yuichi
    Nah, you're useless.
[20:10] Yuichi
    I guess you didn't notice how much
    of a burden you are for everyone else.
[20:15] Yutori
    O-Of course I knew...
[20:18] Yutori
    I could tell that from the start!
[20:21] Yutori
    That's why I always did
    what you guys told me.
[20:26] Yutori
    I didn't want to be in the way!
[20:29] Yuichi
    Yeah, and I'm telling you that
    you're in the way right now.
[20:33] Yuichi
    Kokorogi, you're a stranger to us now.
[20:41] Tenji
    Was that the right thing to do?
[20:42] Yuichi
    It's not about right or wrong.
    Lives are on the line.
[20:46] Yuichi
    We should leave Kokorogi out of it.
[20:48] Yuichi
    If we tell the management that we'll take
    on Kokorogi's debt, they shouldn't complain.
[20:57] Tenji
    Unknown caller?
[21:01] Tenji
    Hello?
[21:02] Man on phone
    Sorry to surprise you, but we're going to
    start a special Tomodachi Game right now.
SIGN    Unknown Caller
SIGN    In Call
[21:06] Man on phone
    Katagiri Yuichi-kun is there too, right?
[21:09] Man on phone
    Is it true that threats don't work on you
[21:10] Man on phone
    because there's nothing
    and nobody you care about?
[21:13] Yuichi
    What are you trying to say?
[21:16] Yuichi
    Kokorogi?!
[21:18] Man on phone
    The game rules are super simple, man.
[21:20] Man on phone
    All you have to do is choose between
    two options: show up, or don't.
[21:23] Man on phone
    If you do show up, you'll
    have a really terrible time.
[21:26] Man on phone
    If you don't, Kokorogi Yutori will
    have a little bit of a terrible time.
[21:31] Man on phone
    The game you two are playing this time is
SIGN    The Weak Win Game
[21:33] Man on phone
    The Weak Win Game, got it?
[21:35] Yuichi
    The weak win?
SIGN    100% Damage
SIGN    100% Damage
[21:37] Man on phone
    For example, if two different people
    suffer the exact same amount of pain,
[21:40] Man on phone
    one with self control won't scream.
SIGN    Weak Person
SIGN    Strong Person
[21:42] Man on phone
    A weak person, however,
    will immediately start screaming.
SIGN    Strong Person
[21:46] Man on phone
    You'd think the strong person
    is superior, right?
[21:48] Man on phone
    But you know,
SIGN    Weak Person
[21:49] Man on phone
    in our world, people will say the person
    who screamed is a "poor thing"
[21:52] Man on phone
    and go easy on them.
[21:54] Man on phone
    That's outrageous, isn't it?
[21:57] Man on phone
    If self control is a disadvantage in this world,
    it's almost as if the weak win.
SIGN    Absolutely Refuse
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    I protest!
[22:02] Man on phone
    Yuichi-kun, if you're showing up,
    come to the designated location alone.
[22:06] Man on phone
    If you bring anyone else,
    you'll never see Kokorogi Yutori again.
[22:11] Man on phone
    And if you do show, 
    I promise you'll have
[22:13] Man on phone
    a much worse time than Kokorogi Yutori.
[22:17] Man on phone
    Basically, if you don't show up,
    you'll end up objectively less injured...
[22:21] Man on phone
    but what do you wanna do?
[22:25] Yuichi
    If you do anything to Kokorogi,
[22:27] Yuichi
    I will kill you.
[22:30] Tenji
    Are you going, Yuichi?
[22:32] Yuichi
    We got Kokorogi caught up
    in this thing, so I think I have to.
[22:36] Yuichi
    On top of that, this one...
[22:42] Yuichi
    is going to be different
    from the other games.
SIGN    NEXT: What's Most Important to Me Is...

E12 - What's Most Important to Me Is...
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[00:22] Yutori
    Yuichi!
[00:24] Yuichi
    Kokorogi!
[00:26] Yuichi
    Manabu? Or not.
[00:28] Kuroki
    I'll serve as MC for this special
    edition of Tomodachi Game.
[00:33] Kuroki
    The name's Kuroki.
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    thief
SIGN    parent and child crooks
[02:09] Kuroki
    All right, I'll explain the rules
    of the Weak Win Game one more time.
SIGN    Episode 12: What's Most Important to Me Is...
SIGN    Episode 12: What's Most Important to Me Is...
[02:13] Yuichi
    Hold it! I'm not going to listen to a thing
    you say until you let Kokorogi go!
[02:16] Kuroki
    Is that so?
[02:22] Yuichi
    You piece of—
[02:24] Kuroki
    Hey, now. Do you understand
     the position you're in right now?
[02:27] Kuroki
    If you want, I could expose that secret
    of yours that you've never told anyone.
[02:33] Yuichi
    You think...
[02:34] Yuichi
    you know that much about me?
[02:36] Kuroki
    Huh? You want me to spill, for real?
[02:39] Kuroki
    If Yutori-chan hears about it, saving her
    will be the least of your worries.
[02:45] Kuroki
    Are you listening now, Katagiri Yuichi-kun?
[02:50] Kuroki
    Yuichi-kun will be subjected to
     three rounds of physical pain.
[02:53] Kuroki
    If he can endure the pain,
    we'll let him and his friend both go.
[02:57] Kuroki
    But a game that doesn't test their friendship
[02:58] Kuroki
    wouldn't be much of a
    Tomodachi Game, would it?
[03:00] Kuroki
    So, there's one way for Yuichi-kun
    to escape the violence.
[03:04] Yutori
    What?
[03:05] Kuroki
    It's you.
[03:06] Kuroki
    You can take the pain instead of Yuichi.
[03:11] Kuroki
    Yutori-chan gets to choose
    which one of them suffers.
[03:14] Kuroki
    The point here is that
    if Yutori-chan chooses herself,
[03:17] Kuroki
    her pain will be lighter than Yuichi-kun's.
[03:20] Yuichi
    Hey, Kokorogi—
[03:21] Kuroki
    Ah, but Yuichi-kun isn't allowed to talk.
[03:23] Kuroki
    If Yuichi-kun speaks while she's
    deciding, they both suffer.
[03:28] Kuroki
    Ultimately, Yutori-chan is the one
    who'll decide who gets hurt.
[03:32] Kuroki
    Basically, it's a question of whether or not
    she's selfless enough to protect Yuichi-kun.
SIGN    Selflessness
[03:38] Kuroki
    Okay, let's go ahead with
    the first round of pain.
[03:42] Kuroki
    You'll get punched by our very
    own Hercules, Goriki-kun. Yeah.
[03:47] Kuroki
    If Yutori-chan chooses herself,
    she gets one hit.
[03:50] Kuroki
    If she chooses Yuichi-kun,
    he gets three hits.
[03:53] Kuroki
    By the way, Goriki-kun
    is just as strong as he seems.
[03:57] Kuroki
    For a little girl like you, even
    one punch could rearrange your face.
[04:02] Kuroki
    You have five seconds to choose.
[04:05] Kuroki
    If you don't choose in that time,
    Yuichi-kun will be selected automatically.
[04:11] Kuroki
    Okay, five, four, three...
[04:15] Yutori
    I...
[04:16] Kuroki
    two, one.
[04:20] Yutori
    Yu-Yuichi?
[04:23] Kuroki
    Aw, I should've said you can't move, either.
[04:27] Kuroki
    But, oh well.
[04:29] Kuroki
    In honor of Yuichi-kun's beautiful
    self-sacrifice this first round,
[04:33] Kuroki
    I'll let you have it.
[04:36] Kuroki
    Yutori-chan, take a close look.
[04:38] Kuroki
    What happens next is
     the result of your actions.
[04:41] Kuroki
    First hit!
[04:43] Kuroki
    Second hit!
[04:45] Kuroki
    Last one!
[04:50] Yuichi
    Man, I keep getting beat up these days.
[04:52] Yuichi
    At least this guy didn't hit
    as hard as that gorilla Captain.
[04:55] Yutori
    Are you okay, Yuichi?
[04:57] Yutori
    I'm... I mean... um...
[05:00] Yutori
    I can take the next one.
    I'm so sorry, Yuichi.
[05:03] Kuroki
    There you go! Now that's
    what I call friendship!
[05:06] Kuroki
    So we're going with Yutori-chan
    for the next round of pain, right?
[05:10] Yutori
    Yeah.
[05:11] Kuroki
    Okay. Put your hand right here.
[05:15] Kuroki
    The pain this time is
    fingernail removal. Yeah.
[05:18] Kuroki
    You think you can handle it, Yutori-chan?
[05:21] Kuroki
    Oh, right.
[05:22] Kuroki
    This time I'll give you the chance
    to switch to Yuichi-kun, if you want.
[05:25] Kuroki
    But...
[05:26] Kuroki
    If Yuichi-kun does it,
    he'll lose three fingernails.
[05:29] Kuroki
    He'd get three times
    the pain you would.
[05:33] Kuroki
    So? Which one will it be?
[05:39] Kuroki
    All right, here we go.
[05:46] Yutori
    Yuichi!
[05:47] Yutori
    W-What should I do, Yuichi?!
[05:49] Yutori
    It hurts! It really, really hurts!
[05:53] Kuroki
    You heard her, Yuichi-kun.
[05:55] Kuroki
    Oh? You mad, Yuichi-kun?
[05:58] Kuroki
    Or maybe just a little scared, huh?
[06:00] Yuichi
    Stop talking. Shut up and do it.
[06:03] Yuichi
    Sounds good! As requested sir,
    I'll pull them all at once!
[06:08] Yuichi
    One!
[06:09] Yuichi
    Two!
[06:11] Yuichi
    Three!
[06:15] Yuichi
    How was that?
[06:16] Yuichi
    Yuichi-kun, how you feelin', buddy?
[06:18] Yuichi
    How you feelin', Yutori-chan?
[06:21] Yutori
    I'm sorry, I'm so sorry...
[06:24] Yuichi
    Hey, you guys...
[06:26] Yuichi
    Why is this piece of shit your leader?
[06:28] Kuroki
    Huh?
[06:29] Yuichi
    Do you see anything good in him at all?
[06:32] Yuichi
    Any way you look at it,
    Goriki-kun is a stronger fighter.
[06:35] Yuichi
    As for this perverted, sadistic ass,
[06:38] Yuichi
    even his face looks like a nasty snake.
[06:42] Kuroki
    You don't get it at all, do you?
[06:44] Kuroki
    The most important thing
    for a leader isn't strength.
[06:47] Kuroki
    It's this. This! I'm the
     smartest guy in the room.
[06:52] Kuroki
    You can't raise a finger
    against me now, right?
[06:54] Kuroki
    I'm the only one here who can pull that off.
[06:57] Kuroki
    And I've got guts. No matter
    what happens, nothing shakes me.
[07:02] Kuroki
    Last of all, and this is the most important,
[07:05] Kuroki
    I never sell my friends out.
[07:08] Yuichi
    Okay.
[07:10] Yuichi
    So you have brains, you have guts,
    and you don't betray your friends,
[07:13] Yuichi
    and that qualifies you to be leader. Right?
[07:16] Kuroki
    Yeah, that's right.
[07:18] Kuroki
    Let's get back to the game, then.
[07:20] Kuroki
    But before that, let's mix
    things up for the last one.
[07:24] Kuroki
    If Yutori-chan chooses herself,
[07:27] Kuroki
    well make her dance totally naked!
[07:28] Gang
    Yeah!
[07:30] Kuroki
    I guess it's more like
    emotional pain this time.
[07:33] Kuroki
    It'd be damn humiliating to have this many
    guys drooling over every inch of your body.
[07:37] Kuroki
    But no one here wants to see
     Yuichi-kun naked, so if he gets picked,
[07:43] Kuroki
    I'll gouge his hand with this
    three times instead.
[07:46] Kuroki
    I'll give you a minute this time.
    You should talk it over.
[07:49] Kuroki
    Ain't much to talk about, though.
[07:51] Kuroki
    It's either the girl gettin' humiliated,
[07:54] Kuroki
    or the guy gettin' hurt real
    bad three times over.
[07:58] Kuroki
    Is there really any room for discussion?
[08:01] Yutori
    You... You can decide, Yuichi.
[08:03] Kuroki
    Holy shit! You serious, Yutori-chan?!
[08:05] Kuroki
    Shouldn't you volunteer this round?!
[08:07] Yuichi
    Kokorogi, tell me how you honestly feel.
[08:10] Yutori
    B-But, I... I know I should
    do it this time, I know that...
[08:15] Yutori
    but I can't decide.
    I can't get the words out!
[08:18] Kuroki
    Five seconds left!
[08:20] Yutori
    So, y-you decide, Yuichi!
[08:20] Kuroki
    Four, three,
[08:22] Yutori
    I promise to do whatever you say!
[08:22] Kuroki
    two, one...
[08:25] Yuichi
    Okay.
[08:26] Yuichi
    I'll do it.
[08:30] Kuroki
    Oh, you're bad!
    You're the worst, Yutori-chan!
[08:33] Kuroki
    Can't handle anything,
    can't make up your damn mind...
[08:35] Kuroki
    You're the weakest of the weak, Yutori-chan.
[08:37] Kuroki
    But thanks to all that, you got
     away without a scratch.
[08:40] Kuroki
    The weak really do win, Yutori-chan!
[08:47] Kuroki
    Let's get started.
[08:48] Kuroki
    I won't even tie your hand down.
    Show us what you're made of!
[08:55] Kuroki
    Even tough guy Yuichi-kun
    screamed that time!
[09:00] Kuroki
    Are you hearing this, Yutori-chan?
[09:03] Kuroki
    Last one!
[09:07] Kuroki
    Nice work! And that concludes our
    special edition of the Tomodachi Game.
[09:10] Kuroki
    You're free to go home.
[09:12] Kuroki
    Though I doubt you'll feel like
    leaving together after this.
[09:16] Yuichi
    Yeah, I'm definitely pissed.
[09:19] Yuichi
    I seriously snapped.
    I haven't been this angry in a long time.
[09:23] Kuroki
    I know, right? Yutori-chan
    really is a piece of shit.
[09:27] Yuichi
    Hey now, don't get it twisted.
[09:29] Kuroki
    Huh?
[09:31] Yuichi
    This stupid child's play won't
    make me forget who's to blame.
[09:36] Yuichi
    My anger is all for you, asshole! Kuroki!
[09:39] Yuichi
    Don't worry, Kokorogi.
    I'm not mad at you at all.
[09:44] Yuichi
    This is a play that kidnappers often use.
[09:46] Yuichi
    They say, "If you don't accept my demands,
    the hostages will get hurt."
[09:50] Yuichi
    Then the kidnappers manipulate
    the people who refuse their demands
[09:53] Yuichi
    into doing something bad.
[09:55] Yuichi
    But if you think about it, the real bad guys
[09:58] Yuichi
    are the kidnappers
    who started the whole thing.
[10:00] Yuichi
    Like these jerks here.
[10:02] Yuichi
    You're only a victim. There's no
     reason for you to feel guilty.
[10:07] Yuichi
    It's basically my fault you were
    targeted in the first place.
[10:10] Yuichi
    I'm sorry, Kokorogi.
[10:13] Yutori
    I'm so sorry, Yuichi! I... I...
[10:17] Yuichi
    You aren't scared of me anymore?
[10:20] Yutori
    I don't know what you were like in the past,
[10:23] Yutori
    but you've been really, really kind to me,
[10:27] Yutori
    so I'm... I'm going to trust
    the Yuichi I know. I trust you!
[10:32] Yuichi
    All right. Thanks, Kokorogi.
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
[10:39] Yuichi
    Can you get back by yourself?
    I have unfinished business here.
[10:43] Yutori
    Then I'll stay, too.
[10:46] Yuichi
    You sure?
[10:47] Yuichi
    You'll end up seeing something scary.
[10:49] Yutori
    It's okay. I've made up my mind
    to trust you, Yuichi.
[10:53] Yuichi
    All right. I'll get started, then.
[10:56] Yuichi
    Hey, Kuroki-kun.
[10:57] Yuichi
    You wanna play another game with me?
[11:06] Kuroki
    A game?
[11:07] Kuroki
    Are you kidding?
    What would I get out of that?
[11:10] Yuichi
    10 million yen.
SIGN    10 Million Yen
[11:13] Yuichi
    If you win, I'll give you
    10 million yen in cash.
[11:17] Punk in background 1
    10 million?!
[11:18] Punk in background 2
    Seriously?!
[11:19] Punk in background 3
    Then let me play!
[11:20] Kuroki
    C'mon, man. I doubt you have
    that much in the first place.
[11:25] Yuichi
    Huh? You said you knew about my past, right?
[11:28] Yuichi
    Then you must know I have more
     than that in loose change.
[11:34] Kuroki
    Ah, yeah, sure.
[11:36] Kuroki
    Fine, then. Tell me about this game.
[11:39] Yuichi
    It's simple. Rock Paper Scissors.
[11:41] Kuroki
    Rock Paper Scissors?
[11:42] Yuichi
    One round of Rock Paper Scissors.
[11:44] Yuichi
    If you win, you get 10 million yen.
    If you lose, how about...
[11:47] Yuichi
    I cut off your fingers.
[11:50] Yuichi
    If you throw paper and lose,
     I'll cut off all five.
[11:53] Yuichi
    If you throw scissors and lose,
    I'll cut off two.
[11:56] Yuichi
    If you throw rock, I won't cut off any.
    So you risk nothing.
[12:00] Yuichi
    Let's call it Rock Paper Fingers.
SIGN    Rock Paper Fingers
SIGN    Rock Paper Fingers
SIGN    Rock Paper Fingers
SIGN    Rock Paper Fingers
[12:04] Yuichi
    Doesn't that sound like fun?
[12:06] Yuichi
    Ah, but you can relax.
    You've got a huge advantage.
[12:11] Yuichi
    'Cause I can only throw rock
    or paper with this hand.
[12:16] Yuichi
    Let's do it.
[12:17] Yuichi
    First one is rock—
[12:18] Kuroki
    Just wait a second!
    I didn't say I was gonna—
[12:20] Yuichi
    Huh?
[12:21] Yuichi
    Even with that massive advantage, 
    you aren't gonna play?
[12:25] Yuichi
    No way. Oh man, don't tell me...
[12:27] Yuichi
    you're scared?
[12:31] Yuichi
    Fine! If Kuroki wins,
[12:33] Yuichi
    I'll give everyone here one
    million yen each. As a bonus!
[12:37] Punk in background 4
    Seriously?!
[12:38] Punk in background 5
    One million each!
[12:38] Punk in background 6
    Wahoo!
[12:40] Yuichi
    This game gives Kuroki a massive advantage!
[12:42] Yuichi
    Would someone with brains 
    and guts really turn this down?!
[12:46] Yuichi
    Let's give your loyal leader
    a little support, here!
[12:49] Punks in background
    Yeah! All right!
[12:52] Punks in background
    Do it! Do it!
[12:53] Yuichi
    Getting interesting, huh, Kuroki?
[12:55] Kuroki
    You little shit.
[12:57] Kuroki
    Fine.
[12:58] Kuroki
    I'll play your damn game! Bleh!
SIGN    Bleh!
[13:03] Kuroki
    Yeah, I'll play your game.
    There's no way I can lose.
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    High Risk
SIGN    No Risk
SIGN    Medium Risk
[13:07] Kuroki
    If you lay out the moves, 
    this is what you get.
[13:10] Kuroki
    To win against the low-risk rock, 
    you need to use the high-risk paper.
[13:14] Kuroki
    It's a surprisingly smart game.
[13:16] Kuroki
    But here's the main point:
[13:19] Kuroki
    He can only throw rock or paper.
[13:22] Kuroki
    If I throw paper, there's no way I'll lose.
SIGN    Tie
SIGN    Win
[13:24] Kuroki
    At the very worst, it'll be a tie.
[13:28] Kuroki
    Hmm?
[13:29] Kuroki
    Hey. What happens if we tie?
[13:32] Yuichi
    Tie? I really doubt that'll ever happen.
[13:36] Yuichi
    But if it does, we'll just end
    the game with no penalty.
[13:39] Kuroki
    No penalty? Is he hoping for a tie?
[13:43] Kuroki
    He must know I'll throw paper.
[13:46] Kuroki
    Since he can only throw rock or paper,
    his only choice is paper...
[13:49] Kuroki
    So if I throw scissors, I'll win?!
[13:52] Kuroki
    Is that what you expected
    me to think, idiot?
[13:56] Kuroki
    Scissors do have a good chance of winning,
[13:59] Kuroki
    but there's also a chance they might lose.
[14:02] Kuroki
    I can't reach out and grab
    the prize dangling in front of me
[14:06] Kuroki
    if there's even a 0.1% chance of losing!
[14:11] Yuichi
    You're planning to throw paper, aren't you?
[14:14] Kuroki
    So what if I was?
[14:17] Yuichi
    I don't really care. It's just...
[14:19] Yuichi
    that would show us exactly
    how pathetic you are.
[14:23] Kuroki
    You tryin' to taunt me?
[14:24] Kuroki
    You ain't gonna make me change my throw!
[14:27] Kuroki
    Your only choice is to throw paper anyway!
[14:29] Yuichi
    Nope, I'm not going to throw paper.
[14:32] Kuroki
    Huh?
[14:33] Yuichi
    Let's do this!
[14:34] Yuichi
    First one is rock,
[14:36] Kuroki
    Don't be fooled! If he really doesn't
    throw paper, all he's got is rock!
[14:41] Yuichi
    Rock, paper...
[14:42] Kuroki
    So I've gotta throw paper!
[14:45] Kuroki
    Paper, paper, paper!
[14:48] Yuichi
    Scissors.
[14:49] Kuroki
    H-He...
[14:51] Kuroki
    His left hand?!
[14:53] Kuroki
    You lying piece of shit!
[14:55] Kuroki
    That isn't what we agreed!
[14:57] Yuichi
    The hell it isn't!
[15:00] Yuichi
    I told you I wouldn't throw paper.
[15:02] Kuroki
    That's not what I mean!
[15:04] Kuroki
    You said you could only use rock or paper!
[15:07] Yuichi
    Yeah, with my right hand.
[15:09] Yuichi
    But no one said I couldn't use my left.
[15:14] Kuroki
    You think I'm gonna fall
    for that bullshit excuse?!
[15:16] Kuroki
    Guys! Teach this guy a lesson!
[15:17] Punk
    Uh? Huh?
[15:19] Different punk
    What about the game?
[15:20] Kuroki
    It doesn't count!
[15:21] Kuroki
    I told you to get him!
[15:28] Tsukino
    Stop right there!
[15:30] Tsukino
    Restrain them all!
[15:32] Punk 4
    Ugh!
[15:32] Punk 6
    What?!
[15:33] Punk 2
    Gah!
[15:33] Goriki
    Like hell, you bitch!
[15:33] Punk 5
    Ow, ow, ow!
[15:34] Punk 3
    Whoa!
[15:44] Tsukino
    The Tomodachi Game management
    will be taking over from here!
[15:47] Reiko
    Hmph!
[15:48] Maria
    Cheers!
[15:49] Yuichi
    That was miraculous timing, Tenji.
[15:52] Tenji
    Sorry. I got here a little while ago,
    but they wouldn't let me barge in.
[15:57] Tsukino
    You're the leader of this group, correct?
[15:59] Tsukino
    And the man impersonating
    the Tomodachi Game?
[16:03] Kuroki
    W-Why?
[16:05] Tenji
    I followed Yuichi's instructions
    and called the real ones.
[16:08] Kuroki
    Huh?!
SIGN    Unknown Caller
SIGN    In Call
[16:08] Tenji
    Yuichi got a bad feeling
    about that first call.
[16:12] Tenji
    Even though you tried to act like Manabu,
SIGN    Bessatsu Shonen 
    Magazine
[16:14] Tenji
    you sounded a lot trashier
    than the real one.
[16:19] Tenji
    So I contacted the real ones and
    gave them the location you told us.
[16:25] Tsukino
    Now you're coming with me.
[16:27] Tsukino
    I'll show you what happens to
     someone who impersonates us.
[16:32] Yuichi
    Hold on. I can't let you snatch my prize.
[16:34] Yuichi
    I've still got important
    business with this guy.
[16:38] Yuichi
    So, Kuroki-kun, you haven't forgotten
    about your promise to me, right?
[16:42] Kuroki
    P-Promise?
[16:44] Yuichi
    You threw paper and lost.
[16:47] Yuichi
    You owe me five fingers!
[16:50] Kuroki
    I... I said I wasn't buying that!
[16:52] Kuroki
    This is bullshit!
[16:55] Tsukino
    Would you mind hurrying it up, then?
[16:58] Tsukino
    We're busy too, you know.
[17:00] Yuichi
    Make up your mind, Kuroki.
[17:02] Kuroki
    Shit! Get your shoe off me!
[17:04] Yuichi
    So, which finger goes first?
[17:08] Kuroki
    Hey! Someone stop this psycho asshole!
[17:11] Yuichi
    Oh, c'mon.
[17:12] Yuichi
    If you won't choose,
    how about I pick for you?
[17:18] Yuichi
    Which finger should go first?
[17:24] Kuroki
    Please stop!
[17:27] Yuichi
    Oh. That's right.
[17:28] Yuichi
    I can stop if you want.
[17:30] Kuroki
    Y-You can?
[17:31] Yuichi
    As long as you pick one
    of your friends to take your place.
[17:34] Yuichi
    But I'll only cut off one of their fingers.
[17:38] Kuroki
    H-Hey! You guys hear that?
[17:40] Kuroki
    If it isn't me, you'll get off
    with one-fifth the injury!
[17:43] Kuroki
    Yeah, someone come take my place!
[17:44] Kuroki
    Hey, c'mon. We're all pals, right?
[17:47] Kuroki
    Someone step up and take it! Now! C'mon!
[17:52] Kuroki
    Sons of bitches! You dumb
    assholes won't follow my orders?!
[17:56] Kuroki
    It's five fingers! Five!
[17:57] Kuroki
    That's worth more than one 
    of your shitty fingers!
[18:00] Kuroki
    What the hell, you freakin' cowards?!
[18:02] Kuroki
    You gonna cry over one
    goddamn finger?! Huh?!
[18:05] Kuroki
    I won't forget this, you assholes—
[18:06] Tsukino
    Kuroki.
[18:08] Kuroki
    I-I'm sorry! Please forgive me this time!
[18:10] Kuroki
    I'll never impersonate the
    Tomodachi Game again!
[18:12] Tsukino
    Don't worry. The game has already ended.
[18:15] Tsukino
    Katagiri Yuichi has passed out.
[18:17] Tenji
    Yuichi!
[18:18] Yutori
    Yuichi! Yuichi!
[18:28] Kuroki
    God damn it! I still don't buy it.
[18:30] Kuroki
    Pretending he won after
    that childish trick...
[18:33] Tsukino
    Childish? You don't have a clue, do you?
[18:37] Tsukino
    Under the rules for Rock Paper Fingers,
    what hand did you think was superior?
[18:42] Kuroki
    Obviously either paper, which couldn't lose,
[18:44] Kuroki
    or scissors, which had a good chance to win.
[18:46] Tsukino
    Right. Because of what he said.
[18:48] Kuroki
    Huh?
[18:50] (Flashback) Yuichi
    'Cause I can only throw rock
    or paper with this hand.
[18:53] Tsukino
    But that was exactly Katagiri Yuichi's plan.
[18:57] Tsukino
    He intended to use scissors from the start.
[19:00] Tsukino
    Given that, how could he be absolutely
     sure to at least tie, and not lose?
[19:05] Kuroki
    To make me think rock wasn't an option...
[19:08] Tsukino
    Yes. What he, what Katagiri Yuichi did,
[19:12] Tsukino
    was use a truly cold and calculating
    method that ensured he wouldn't lose.
[19:17] Kuroki
    Even, even if that's true,
    he ran out of strength
[19:21] Kuroki
    and I got away with all my fingers
    and didn't lose a thing!
[19:27] Tsukino
    You really are a complete idiot.
[19:29] Kuroki
    Huh?
[19:30] Tsukino
    The game revealed three facts about you,
    and made you lose one very big thing.
[19:36] Tsukino
    It revealed that you have
    no brains, have no guts,
[19:40] Tsukino
    and that you easily betray your friends.
[19:44] Tsukino
    As expected, when I talked to the other
    members about dealing with you,
[19:47] Tsukino
    they said, "That guy means
    nothing to us anymore."
[19:50] Tsukino
    "Do whatever you want with him."
[19:52] Tsukino
    In just one game of Rock Paper Scissors,
[19:55] Tsukino
    he destroyed all of your
    connections to other people.
[20:00] Tenji
    Yuichi! Are you okay? Hang on!
[20:03] Yutori
    Yuichi! Yuichi!
[20:05] Maria
    Yuichi! Yuichi!
[20:07] Yutori
    Who are you, exactly?
[20:08] Maria
    I'm the girl Yuichi dumped.
[20:11] Reiko
    Move over!
[20:12] Maria
    Meow!
[20:13] Reiko
    What's happened here?
[20:15] Reiko
    It's amazing he stayed conscious
    after losing this much blood.
[20:18] Reiko
    Emergency transport! Stretcher! Hurry!
[20:20] Suited men
    Right!
[20:21] Tenji
    Are you going to save him?
[20:23] Reiko
    Don't get the wrong idea!
[20:24] Reiko
    During the game, you're our products.
[20:27] Reiko
    We can't let him die
    a boring death like this.
[20:30] Tenji
    As long as you save him, I don't care!
    We'll stay by his side!
[20:35] Maria
    Wow, Tenji. You guys sure are good to him.
[20:38] Tenji
    Of course we are! Yuichi's our friend!
[20:41] Yutori
    Yeah!
[20:42] Maria
    In that case, don't you have another friend
    who needs you even more right now?
[20:46] Maria
    That's right. Shibe Makoto, the murderer.
[20:52] Maria
    If you participate in the next game,
    you might be able to save Shibe!
[20:56] Tenji
    Really? In that case—
[20:58] Maria
    However, you'll get saddled
    with another 500 million in debt.
[21:01] Tenji
    What—
[21:02] Yutori
    F-Five hundred million?!
[21:03] Maria
    Poor Shibe got stuck with
    a 500 million yen debt
[21:06] Maria
    that was left when his father died.
[21:09] Maria
    So, what will you choose?
    Your money or your friend?
[21:17] Shiho
    Yuichi!
[21:18] Shibe
    Yuichi!
[21:21] Yuichi
    You've got to go!
[21:24] Tenji
    Yuichi!
[21:25] Yuichi
    Are we going to leave the game like this,
    before we find out the truth?
[21:29] Yutori
    Yuichi!
[21:31] Yuichi
    The most important thing
    to me isn't money, anyway.
[21:36] Yuichi
    Friends...
[21:40] Tenji
    Yuichi!
[21:41] Yutori
    Yuichi! Yuichi!
[21:43] Reiko
    Looks like he won't be able to participate.
[21:45] Reiko
    Take him away.
[21:47] Suit A
    Yes, ma'am.
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
[21:52] Tenji
    It's all right, Yuichi.
[21:53] Tenji
    I promise to bring Shibe home.
[21:57] Yutori
    Me, too.
[21:58] Yutori
    I'm still scared and hurt
    and I wish I could run away,
[22:02] Yutori
    but I'm done being a stranger!
[22:04] Tenji
    Kokorogi-san.
[22:06] Yutori
    There was so much going on,
    I didn't really know who I could trust,
[22:11] Yutori
    but Yuichi risked his life to protect me,
    so I decided that I would only trust him.
[22:17] Yutori
    So... So that's why...
[22:19] Yutori
    Since I know Yuichi has faith in you,
    I'll go with you, Mikasa-kun.
[22:29] Judge Manabu
    Silence! Silence!
[22:31] Judge Manabu
    Bring the defendant Shibe Makoto
     into the courtroom.
[22:37] Judge Manabu
    The charge is patricide.
[22:41] Judge Manabu
    I hereby begin the
    fourth game, Guiltship Court!
SIGN    Guiltship Courthouse