# Season 1
# E1 - Huh? Yuichi-kun Suspects His Friends?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0Q2QV/huh-yuichi-kun-suspects-his-friends)
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***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
***SIGN*** High School, Second Year
***SIGN*** Kodan Newspaper
**[00:31] Yoshida**
Good work.
**[00:33] Yuichi**
I finished the deliveries.
**[00:34] Yoshida**
Five hundred copies of the morning edition.
**[00:36] Yoshida**
You're working extra hard today.
**[00:38] Yoshida**
That's more than twice your usual.
**[00:40] Yuichi**
Thanks.
**[00:41] Yuichi**
Yeah, I'm short on money right now.
**[00:44] Yuichi**
Next month's school trip costs
70,000 yen per person.
**[00:47] Yoshida**
70,000? That must be tough for you.
**[00:51] Yoshida**
Can you choose not to go?
**[00:54] Yuichi**
No way. Everyone promised to go together.
**[00:58] Yoshida**
Who's "everyone?"
**[01:02] Yuichi**
My friends.
***SIGN*** Episode 1: Huh? Yuichi-kun Suspects His Friends?
***SIGN*** Episode 1: Huh? Yuichi-kun Suspects His Friends?
**[01:09] Shibe**
You did it, Yuichi!
**[01:10] Shibe**
But y'know, if you'd just asked, my Dad would
have spotted you the 70K, no problem.
**[01:15] Shiho**
Shibe!
**[01:16] Shiho**
Quit saying things like that!
It's so condescending!
**[01:20] Tenji**
Give him a break, Sawaragi-san.
He didn't mean anything by it.
**[01:24] Tenji**
But I think you have something else
to say to him. Right, Kokorogi-san?
**[01:28] Yutori**
Mm-hmm.
**[01:29] Shibe**
I guess you're right.
**[01:31] Shiho**
All right, then. Again...
**[01:33] Shibe**
Good job, Yuichi!
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
***SIGN*** Class president who's good at sports and comes from
a rich family. That makes him sound perfect, but...
***SIGN*** He's an airhead and can be very inconsiderate,
so he's surprisingly unpopular with girls...
All in all, he's a hard guy to hate, though.
**[01:37] Shiho**
I wasn't worried about him for a minute.
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** Our class vice president, but people also
say she's the "real" class president.
***SIGN*** Her father's a police officer and she had
a strict upbringing, so she hates things
that aren't right and is a tough fighter.
In many ways, she's very dependable.
**[01:42] Tenji**
I'm looking forward to the trip.
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
***SIGN*** A genius at the top of his class. He isn't just good at
studying, he also has top-level communication skills.
***SIGN*** He might look unfriendly, but I've never met anyone,
including teachers, who would ever bad-mouth him.
He acts as our negotiator, too.
**[01:47] Yutori**
W-Well done, Yuichi!
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
***SIGN*** Nice girl who doesn't speak up much. I think
she likes anime and stuff.
***SIGN*** She was bullied during first year, but now
that she's in the same class as Sawaragi,
there's no way the bullying could continue...
We became friends through Sawaragi.
**[01:52] Yuichi**
*Thanks, guys.*
**[01:56] Yuichi**
*We're all friends, now and forever.*
**[02:00] Yuichi**
*At least, that's what I'd always thought.*
**[02:03] Teacher**
I have something very
important to tell you all.
**[02:06] Teacher**
The two million yen we collected
for the school trip was stolen.
**[02:11] Students**
Huh? No way!
**[02:12] Shiho**
I'm so sorry, guys!
**[02:16] Shiho**
I put the money in my locker
yesterday during fifth period...
**[02:21] Shiho**
And I locked the door, but a few
minutes later, it was gone.
**[02:26] Shiho**
Please, if the thief is here, speak up!
***SIGN*** Why the hell does she suspect us?
**[02:31] Student 1 {center?}**
We know who has money problems...
***SIGN*** Why did they collect cash anyway?
**[02:33] Student 2 {right}**
Who's the poorest one here?
**[02:33] Students**
There's no way the thief would admit it.
**[02:36] Yuichi**
*In the end, no one came forward.*
**[02:39] Yuichi**
* And the next day, for some reason,*
* Sawaragi and Shibe stopped coming to school.*
**[02:46] Student 3**
Hey, don't you think Sawaragi
and Shibe stole it?
**[02:49] Student 4**
The crying and stuff looked totally fake.
**[02:51] Tenji**
This doesn't look good.
**[02:51] Female student**
Really? I'd never forgive them.
**[02:54] Tenji**
Neither one is answering
or responding to texts.
***SIGN*** Stare...
**[02:57] Tenji**
The long weekend starts tomorrow.
Should we check on them?
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
**[03:17] Yuichi**
Who is it?
**[03:23] Yuichi**
What's this? A letter?
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
**[03:29] Yuichi**
From Sawaragi?
**[03:33] Shiho**
* "Yuichi, I have something*
* important to tell you.*
**[03:37] Shiho**
* I'll be waiting at the school gate*
* tonight at 11:00."*
**[03:46] Shiho**
You're late, Yuichi!
**[03:48] Yuichi**
G-Guys...?
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
**[03:53] Yuichi**
Guys, why are you all here?
**[03:57] Shibe**
Huh? Why are you asking us?
**[03:59] Yuichi**
Huh?
**[04:00] Tenji**
Don't you have something
important to tell us?
**[04:03] Shiho**
You sent this letter to our homes.
**[04:07] Shiho**
I was like, "A letter? In this day and age?"
But I know you don't have a cell phone.
**[04:11] Shiho**
I thought it was gonna be a love
confession, I was shocked.
**[04:13] Yutori**
Yeah.
**[04:16] Shiho**
Yuichi?
**[04:17] Yuichi**
*This isn't right.*
**[04:20] Yuichi**
*We're clearly being set up here.*
**[04:23] Shiho**
Yuichi, behind you!
**[04:26] Yuichi**
W-What the...
**[04:28] Shiho**
Let me go!
**[04:29] Tenji**
What the hell are you doing?
**[04:30] Shibe**
Hey... Stop!
**[04:33] Yuichi**
*Stop... it! What are you doing...*
**[04:38] Yuichi**
*to my friends...*
**[04:44] (Flashback) Teacher**
Yuichi-kun.
**[04:46] (Flashback) Teacher**
The most important thing
in this world is money.
**[04:51] (Flashback) Mother**
Yuichi.
**[04:55] (Flashback) Mother**
There's something more important
than money in this world—
**[04:58] (Flashback) Mother**
your friends.
**[05:04] Shiho**
Yuichi! Are you okay?
**[05:06] Yuichi**
Sawaragi?
**[05:12] Yuichi**
Where is this?
**[05:14] Yuichi**
Is everyone oka—
**[05:17] Manabu**
Hey, guys!
**[05:20] Manabu**
Good morning!
**[05:27] Yuichi**
Who the hell is that?
**[05:29] Yutori**
It's Manabu-kun. He's a character
from an old, late-night anime.
**[05:33] Yutori**
He looks cute, but steals
children's treasures.
**[05:38] Manabu**
Guess I don't need to introduce myself.
**[05:42] Manabu**
So, let's get to it!
**[05:43] Manabu**
Right now, you're gonna play
a really simple game with me!
**[05:47] Tenji**
Game?
**[05:48] Manabu**
For each game you clear,
you get two million yen!
**[05:52] Yuichi**
T-Two million yen?!
**[05:54] Manabu**
Plus, there are bonus chances in each game,
**[05:57] Manabu**
so you'll be able to repay your
20 million yen debt in a jiffy!
**[06:03] Yuichi**
Debt? T-Twenty million?!
**[06:09] Yuichi**
What the hell's going on?!
How'd we get that much debt?!
**[06:13] Manabu**
Huh...
**[06:15] Manabu**
You don't remember anything
like that, Katagiri-kun?
**[06:18] Manabu**
In that case, maybe the debt
belongs to one of the others.
**[06:23] Yuichi**
What did you say?!
**[06:26] Shibe**
Hey, Yuichi!
**[06:27] Yuichi**
Oh... sorry.
**[06:29] Tenji**
So, Manabu-kun, what you're trying to say
**[06:33] Tenji**
is that one of us five has 20 million in debt,
**[06:36] Tenji**
and if we beat this game
thing, it'll be forgiven?
**[06:39] Manabu**
Yeah, yeah! Do you get it now?
**[06:42] Tenji**
Oh yes, I get it...
**[06:44] Tenji**
You're a crook!
**[06:47] Tenji**
Even if we were in debt, you can't get away
with abduction and confinement.
**[06:53] Tenji**
This is kidnapping, plain
and simple! It's a crime!
**[06:56] Shibe**
He's right!
**[06:56] Shiho**
I bet our parents are already search—
**[06:58] Manabu**
Dummies!
**[07:00] Manabu**
You're the ones who wanted to play!
**[07:04] Manabu**
I've already received the entry fee. 10 percent
of the 20 million yen debt, totaling...
**[07:09] Yuichi**
Two million yen!
**[07:11] Yuichi**
*Two million... like the school trip fund?*
**[07:17] Yuichi**
*Does that mean one of us is the thief?*
**[07:20] Tenji**
If we don't play, what happens then?
**[07:23] Manabu**
I'll just let you go!
**[07:25] Manabu**
But I won't return
the two million entry fee,
**[07:28] Manabu**
and whoever has the 20 million
debt will have to pay it off alone.
***SIGN*** Debt: 20 million yen
**[07:33] Manabu**
If you do play, the debt will be split
into five shares of four million yen each.
***SIGN*** Debt: 20 million yen
***SIGN*** Debt: 4 million yen
***SIGN*** Debt: 4 million yen
***SIGN*** Debt: 4 million yen
***SIGN*** Debt: 4 million yen
***SIGN*** Debt: 4 million yen
**[07:38] Yuichi**
*Four million yen each...*
**[07:41] Manabu**
You can lower that by playing the game!
**[07:44] Manabu**
If you lose, the debt won't increase,
but you'll each be stuck with what's left.
**[07:52] Manabu**
I'll give you five minutes,
so think it over, okay?
**[08:06] Yuichi**
H-Hey, about the debt...
**[08:09] Shiho**
Given the circumstances, I don't think we
should try and figure out whose debt it is.
**[08:15] Shiho**
I can't imagine they did this to trap us.
**[08:19] Shiho**
They were probably in serious trouble,
needed to find a way out,
**[08:23] Shiho**
and were counting on us as friends to help.
**[08:28] Tenji**
Yes, I suppose so.
**[08:30] Shibe**
I could have lent them plenty!
**[08:32] Shiho**
Yeah, if it's between us...
**[08:34] Tenji**
...we don't need any explanation.
**[08:37] Yutori**
We're friends, after all.
**[08:38] Yutori**
*We're friends, after all.*
**[08:41] Yuichi**
*Really? Is that what friends are for?*
**[08:45] Shibe**
Don't you think so, Yuichi?
**[08:47] Yuichi**
Yeah, w-well, I...
**[08:50] Manabu**
Huh? Yuichi-kun suspects his friends?
**[08:53] Yuichi**
N-No way. I just wanted to
know what the debt is for.
**[08:58] Manabu**
Why would you want to know?
**[09:00] Manabu**
If it was a really stupid reason,
would you abandon your friend?
***SIGN*** The spoiled rich Shibe?
***SIGN*** The hypocritical Shiho-sama?
**[09:05] Manabu**
So Yuichi-kun, which one's untrustworthy trash?
***SIGN*** The sly Tenji-kun?
***SIGN*** The sexy Yutori-chan?
**[09:09] Manabu**
Or is it just that you care more
about money than your friends?
**[09:13] Manabu**
Maybe the reason doesn't matter.
You just don't wanna waste that money.
**[09:17] Manabu**
Why don't you tell everyone, then?
**[09:19] Manabu**
What's most important to you, Yuichi-kun?
**[09:22] Yuichi**
T-The most important thing to me is...
**[09:25] Manabu**
Yeah, yeah, what is it?
**[09:28] Teacher**
*It's money.*
**[09:29] Mother**
*It's friends.*
**[09:31] Yuichi**
The most important thing to me is...
**[09:35] Yuichi**
Friends!
**[09:37] Yuichi**
Friends are more important than money!
**[09:39] Manabu**
There ya go!
**[09:44] Manabu**
All right then, I'll show you
to the first game room!
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
**[09:54] Manabu**
Okay, come in, come in.
**[09:55] Shibe**
Eh... what is this place?
***SIGN*** When You See a Stranger, Expect a Thief.
**[09:58] Shiho**
It looks like a classroom.
**[10:02] Tenji**
Is the outside just a painting?
***SIGN*** Class Lesson
When You See a Stranger, Expect a Thief.
**[10:06] Shiho**
And... a Kokkuri-san?
***SIGN*** Yes
***SIGN*** No
**[10:08] Shibe**
A huge ten yen coin!
***SIGN*** Friendship
**[10:09] Manabu**
Attention, please!
**[10:11] Manabu**
First of all, take your name
tags over there.
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
**[10:15] Manabu**
Before you put them on,
check the number on the back.
**[10:20] Shiho**
Negative four million?
**[10:22] Manabu**
Right. That's your current debt amount.
**[10:25] Manabu**
If you clear the game and that drops
to zero, so does your debt.
**[10:30] Manabu**
But you can't show that
number to anyone else.
**[10:33] Manabu**
If you do, the amount will double.
**[10:37] Yutori**
Double?
**[10:38] Yuichi**
Right now, that would be
eight million in debt.
**[10:41] Tenji**
We just can't show it, right?
**[10:44] Manabu**
Yeah! It's okay to say it, though.
**[10:47] Shibe**
That's not such a harsh rule, then.
**[10:50] Manabu**
Well, seeing is believing. So let's give
the Kokkuri-san game a shot!
**[10:56] Manabu**
Put your finger on the coin and push it
to the answer you think is right.
***SIGN*** Japan's northernmost prefecture is Hokkaido.
**[11:00] Manabu**
Question: Japan's northernmost
prefecture is Hokkaido.
**[11:06] Manabu**
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if you are
present, please tell us the answer.
**[11:14] Yutori**
It moved!
**[11:19] Shiho**
It stopped?
**[11:21] Manabu**
Ta-da! Correct answer!
**[11:25] Manabu**
If that was real, you would
have cleared the game!
**[11:27] Shibe**
Just like that?
**[11:28] Manabu**
Yeah!
**[11:29] Manabu**
If the five good friends give the same
answer, Kokkuri-san raises his hands.
**[11:33] Manabu**
Okay, now Yutori-chan,
try to push it toward "no."
**[11:38] Yutori**
Eh? Um...
**[11:43] Manabu**
Yes! If even one person's answer is different,
Kokkuri-san will favor the minority.
**[11:49] Tenji**
I see.
**[11:50] Shiho**
In other words, it's a pass/fail quiz
to see if we can all agree.
**[11:53] Manabu**
There are five questions in total.
If you clear one, you win the game.
***SIGN*** - Manabu-kun selects a question reader. - The reader opens a numbered envelope. - If you win, you get two million yen. - Everyone's debt will go down 400,000 at a time. - You may only speak when reading a question. (If you break the rules, your debt is doubled.)
**[11:57] Manabu**
Also, read the fine print over there.
**[12:00] Manabu**
Finally, if you get every question wrong,
**[12:05] Manabu**
last place gets a penalty!
**[12:06] Manabu**
If it's game over, the person with the most
debt has to take everyone else's, too!
***SIGN*** Last place penalty
**[12:13] Manabu**
Lastly, since you look a little anxious,
I'll give you some important advice:
**[12:20] Manabu**
Never doubt your friends!
**[12:24] Manabu**
That's the only way to have a happy
ending to the Tomodachi Game!
**[12:32] Manabu**
Onto the first game, then!
**[12:33] Manabu**
Kokkuri-san game, start!
**[12:35] Manabu**
The first reader is Shibe Makoto!
**[12:39] Yuichi**
*What was that look?*
**[12:43] Yuichi**
*Huh?*
**[12:44] Shibe**
Question: Is the tallest mountain in Japan Mt. Fuji?
**[12:48] Yuichi**
*It's simple! We can do it!*
**[12:51] Manabu**
Hup!
**[12:52] Manabu**
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if you are
present, please tell us the answer.
**[12:58] Yuichi**
* We had no idea how terrifying*
* the game would be.*
***SIGN*** No
***SIGN*** No
**[13:07] Manabu**
Question one: Incorrect!
**[13:10] Manabu**
The correct answer is "Yes!"
***SIGN*** Yes
***SIGN*** - You may only speak when reading a question.
(If you break the rules, your debt is doubled.)
***SIGN*** - You may only speak when reading a question.
(If you break the rules, your debt is doubled.)
**[13:32] Yuichi**
*But what does this mean?*
**[13:35] Yuichi**
*There's no way we'd get that wrong.*
**[13:38] Yuichi**
*Did someone deliberately choose "no"?*
**[13:42] Manabu**
Question two: The reader is Sawaragi Shiho.
**[13:48] Shiho**
Question: Does one plus one equal two?
**[13:52] Yuichi**
*It's too simple!*
**[13:54] Manabu**
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if you are
present, please tell us the answer.
**[13:54] Yuichi**
* Someone must have just overthought*
* the first question. That's it!*
***SIGN*** Yes
**[13:58] Yuichi**
*"Yes" is the only possible answer!*
***SIGN*** No
**[14:01] Manabu**
"No"—Incorrect!
**[14:04] Yuichi**
* S-Someone here is a traitor.*
* But for what reason?*
**[14:09] Yuichi**
*Actually, there* was *some trouble recently...*
**[14:12] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Hey, Shibe, what's up with your face?
**[14:15] (Flashback) Shibe**
I tried to surprise Shiho with a kiss.
**[14:18] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Oh, jeez.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Tenji**
Did you actually kiss her?
**[14:23] (Flashback) Shibe**
She smacked me before I could.
**[14:26] (Flashback) Shibe**
Tenji, talk to Shiho for me
so we can make up!
**[14:30] (Flashback) Tenji**
Absolutely not.
**[14:30] (Flashback) Shibe**
Yuichi, I beg you! Aren't we friends?
**[14:33] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Uh, yeah...
**[14:35] (Flashback) Shiho**
I'm not mad about Shibe anymore!
**[14:38] (Flashback) Yuichi**
O-Oh, okay.
**[14:40] (Flashback) Shiho**
But I *am* mad about something else.
**[14:42] (Flashback) Yuichi**
About what?
**[14:47] (Flashback) Shiho**
Well, you and Shibe are
so casual about it...
**[14:50] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Huh? Me? What did I do?
**[14:54] (Flashback) Shiho**
Fine. Whatever. I'll forgive him.
**[14:56] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Good.
**[14:58] (Flashback) Shiho**
In exchange, you have to tell me a secret,
something that the other three don't know.
**[15:03] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Why would you want to know that?
**[15:05] (Flashback) Shiho**
Who cares? Don't overthink it, dummy.
**[15:08] (Flashback) Yuichi**
All right, fine. But don't tell
the others. Especially Shibe.
**[15:15] Manabu**
Question three. The reader is Mikasa Tenji.
**[15:18] Tenji**
Question: Is the English word for Nihon "Japan"?
**[15:21] Manabu**
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if you are
present, please tell us the answer.
***SIGN*** Class Lesson
When You See a Stranger, Expect a Thief.
***SIGN*** No
**[15:26] Manabu**
Wrong again and again!
**[15:29] Yuichi**
*Who moved it to "no"?*
**[15:30] Yuichi**
*Why are we 20 million yen in debt?*
**[15:32] Yuichi**
*Risking self-destruction...*
**[15:33] Yuichi**
*Is one of us holding a grudge?*
**[15:35] Yuichi**
*At this rate, it's over.*
**[15:38] Yuichi**
*At this rate, I'll begin to doubt everyone...*
**[15:43] Yuichi**
*and my heart will turn black.*
***SIGN*** turn black
**[15:46] Manabu**
Question four. The reader
is Katagiri Yuichi.
**[15:51] Yuichi**
*W-What the hell is this?*
***SIGN*** Reader chooses the question.
**[15:54] Yuichi**
*There's no question written.*
**[15:57] Yuichi**
*I have to think of one myself?*
***SIGN*** If the 10 yen coin goes to "yes," you clear the game.
If the 10 yen coin goes to "no," only the reader's debt will be halved.
**[16:02] Yuichi**
*If "Yes," we advance to the next game.*
***SIGN*** Yes
***SIGN*** No
**[16:05] Yuichi**
* If "No," that mistake*
* will keep us from winning,*
**[16:08] Yuichi**
*but my debt will be cut in half.*
**[16:12] (Flashback) Manabu**
The person with the most debt
has to take everyone else's, too!
***SIGN*** Last place penalty
***SIGN*** reader's debt will be halved.
**[16:17] Yuichi**
* I get it! The first three questions*
* were the same way!*
**[16:21] Yuichi**
* They chose questions with*
* an easy "Yes" answer*
**[16:24] Yuichi**
*but then picked "No" themselves.*
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
**[16:26] Yuichi**
And they did it to cut
their own debt in half!
**[16:32] Yuichi**
*Yeah... That must be it.*
**[16:37] Maria**
Look at this guy's face in Group C!
**[16:40] Maria**
He totally suspects his friends now.
**[16:43] Maria**
Will he be able to choose "yes"?
**[16:46] Tsukino**
It must be difficult.
**[16:48] Tsukino**
Humans are only able to endure difficulties
when they see others enduring the same.
**[16:54] Tsukino**
They're unable to persevere in
solitude. They can't handle it.
***SIGN*** Yes
***SIGN*** No
***SIGN*** Yes
**[16:59] Yuichi**
*It's "yes."*
**[17:01] Yuichi**
* As long as I choose "yes,"*
* the game will end.*
**[17:05] Yuichi**
*It will end, but then...*
**[17:08] Yuichi**
* My debt will be reduced by 400,000,*
* only 1/5 of the reward for clearing it.*
**[17:15] Yuichi**
* But their debt is already half!*
* They'd wipe out 2.4 million!*
**[17:20] Yuichi**
*In that case, I should, too...*
**[17:22] Maria**
Oh? Is he thinking there
might be another move?
**[17:27] Tsukino**
If so, it would be a shame.
**[17:30] Tsukino**
No team has ever beat the Kokkuri-san
game after reaching the fifth question.
**[17:35] Yuichi**
*I should pick "No", too.*
**[17:39] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Are you okay, Kokorogi?
**[17:41] (Flashback) Yutori**
Y-Yeah. The same people are still
bullying me a little. That's all.
**[17:47] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Sorry, Kokorogi.
**[17:49] (Flashback) Yutori**
Huh? Why?
**[17:51] (Flashback) Yuichi**
The other three would probably be able to
say something encouraging right now.
**[17:57] (Flashback) Yutori**
No...
**[18:00] (Flashback) Yutori**
That's good enough, Yuichi.
**[18:02] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Huh?
**[18:05] (Flashback) Yutori**
You know, you might be the only one
I can call a true friend, Yuichi.
**[18:10] (Flashback) Yutori**
I really like the other three,
but they feel a little distant.
**[18:16] (Flashback) Yutori**
Have you noticed, Yuichi?
**[18:18] (Flashback) Yutori**
You're the only one who
calls me just "Kokorogi."
**[18:23] (Flashback) Yutori**
That's because you're the only one
that close to me. You know?
**[18:33] Yuichi**
Question: Is one week seven days long?
**[18:37] Yuichi**
*That's who I need to think about now...*
**[18:40] Maria**
Huh?!
**[18:41] Tsukino**
It appears that he had second thoughts.
**[18:43] Maria**
How boring! Are they going to win now?
**[18:47] Yuichi**
* The one I need to think about most now*
* is the fifth reader, Kokorogi.*
**[18:52] Manabu**
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if you are
present, please tell us the answer.
**[18:57] Yuichi**
* For Kokorogi, for my friends,*
* I have to choose "Yes"!*
***SIGN*** Yes
***SIGN*** No
**[19:06] Manabu**
No.
**[19:07] Yuichi**
*Why? Why?!*
***SIGN*** Why!!?
**[19:12] text**
* Someone's trying to dump all the debt*
* on Kokorogi and finish after just one game!*
***SIGN*** Last place penalty
**[19:21] Yuichi**
* But if the fifth question's the same,*
* the debts will balance out.*
**[19:29] Yuichi**
*Wait... is the fifth question different?*
**[19:33] Maria**
Did he figure it out?
**[19:35] Tsukino**
It appears so.
**[19:37] Tsukino**
The fifth question doesn't state
any conditions for reducing debt.
**[19:40] Tsukino**
It's purely a "yes" or "no" question.
**[19:43] Tsukino**
But in their current state, they'll
probably read too much into it.
**[19:49] Manabu**
All right, final question!
**[19:51] Manabu**
If you don't get this one right,
it's game over.
***SIGN*** Debt: 20 million
**[20:00] Manabu**
Question five.
**[20:01] Manabu**
The reader is Kokorogi Yutori.
**[20:04] Yutori**
Question: Will we always be friends?
**[20:19] Tsukino**
If this had been the first question,
**[20:21] Tsukino**
they all would have thought
the answer was yes.
**[20:25] Tsukino**
But at this rate, they're all
sure to fall straight into Hell.
**[20:32] Manabu**
C'mon, c'mon everyone,
put your fingers down!
***SIGN*** Yes
***SIGN*** No
**[20:34] Manabu**
Here's a big hint: The answer
to this question is "Yes"!
***SIGN*** Yes
No
**[20:38] Manabu**
Hmm, but I bet someone will pick "No"...
***SIGN*** No
Yes
**[20:41] Manabu**
It's all or nothing! Do you pick "No"
and put "Yes" in the minority?
***SIGN*** No
Yes
**[20:46] Manabu**
It'd be hilarious if everyone
picked "No", then!
**[20:50] Manabu**
All right, the moment of truth!
**[20:52] Maria**
It's over! Group C is going to
be eliminated in round one!
**[20:57] Yuichi**
Wait just a second.
**[21:00] Yuichi**
Before we get the last vote...
***SIGN*** ...only speak when reading a question.
...break the rules, your debt is doubled.)
**[21:05] Yuichi**
You guys...
**[21:08] Yuichi**
Do you know what color underwear
Sawaragi is wearing today?
***SIGN*** NEXT: You Have a Lot to Say to Me, Don't You?
# E2 - You Have a Lot to Say to Me, Don't You?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX0207/you-have-a-lot-to-say-to-me-dont-you)
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***SIGN*** Friendship
***SIGN*** thief
***SIGN*** parent and child crooks
***SIGN*** Episode 2: You Have a Lot to Say to Me, Don't You?
***SIGN*** Episode 2: You Have a Lot to Say to Me, Don't You?
**[01:32] Yuichi**
Shibe! You have the hots
for Sawaragi, right?
**[01:36] Yuichi**
Do you want to know?
**[01:38] Yuichi**
Hey, Sawaragi, your face is bright red!
**[01:43] Yuichi**
Hmm? How about you, Tenji?
**[01:47] Yuichi**
Do you want me to tell you?
**[01:49] Yuichi**
Fine, but only if you ask out loud
and say, "Tell me, please."
**[01:59] Yuichi**
As if. There's no way you'd say it,
***SIGN*** - You may only speak when reading a question.
(If you break this rule, your debt is doubled.)
**[02:02] Yuichi**
'cause if you did, the debt you worked
so hard to lower would all come back.
**[02:07] Yuichi**
I can see right through you.
**[02:09] Yuichi**
One of you is trying to dump
the debt all on Kokorogi.
**[02:15] Yuichi**
But that won't work. Since I talked,
my debt is now doubled.
**[02:20] Yuichi**
Basically, I'm the one with
the most debt now, no question.
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
**[02:25] Yuichi**
And if this is game over, the traitor's
gonna be the big loser, here.
**[02:33] Yuichi**
It was written on my question card.
**[02:36] Yuichi**
"Rule change: The last place penalty will go
to the person with the least debt."
***SIGN*** Reader chooses the question.
***SIGN*** Rule change: The last place penalty will go to the person with the least debt.
**[02:42] Maria**
Huh? No way!
**[02:43] Tsukino**
Of course he's bluffing.
**[02:45] Maria**
Oh, right! Nobody would believe that.
**[02:48] Tsukino**
Are you sure about that?
**[02:49] Tsukino**
Imagine you're the traitor.
Think about it carefully.
**[02:54] Tsukino**
You've succeeded in reducing
your debt and are poised to win.
**[02:58] Tsukino**
Now you just have to aim
the last place penalty at your target.
**[03:01] Tsukino**
It makes you feel just like a hunter.
**[03:04] Tsukino**
But what if, at the moment
you're about to pull the trigger,
**[03:10] Tsukino**
you learned that *you* were
the one being hunted?
**[03:15] Tsukino**
You mustn't speak. If you do,
you'll be hunted down.
**[03:19] Tsukino**
Caught in Katagiri Yuichi's trap, speaking out
**[03:22] Tsukino**
would be the same as confessing
that you have the least debt.
**[03:26] Tsukino**
So, you cannot speak. You cannot move.
**[03:29] Tsukino**
You have to wait in silence.
**[03:32] Yuichi**
As if! It's a joke! Just a joke.
**[03:35] Yuichi**
I only wanted to change the mood.
**[03:38] Yuichi**
There's no traitor here. I trust all of you.
***SIGN*** Class Lesson
When You See a Stranger, Expect a Thief
**[03:41] Yuichi**
Okay, let's get back to the game.
**[03:44] Yuichi**
I think the question was,
"Will we always be friends?"
**[03:50] Yuichi**
It's a no-brainer.
The answer is obviously "yes."
**[03:55] Yuichi**
Right?
**[03:56] Tsukino**
That look... it's his final warning.
**[04:00] Tsukino**
Let's make this a "yes." Otherwise
the traitor will be the one who dies.
**[04:04] Maria**
It'll be fun to see if the traitor
falls for his bluff or not!
**[04:08] Maria**
I'm so excited!
**[04:16] Manabu**
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if you are present,
please tell us the answer.
**[04:21] Manabu**
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san,
if you are present, tell us the answer.
***SIGN*** Yes
**[04:32] Manabu**
Yes! Correct answer!
**[04:34] Manabu**
You've cleared the Kokkuri-san game!
**[04:37] Maria**
Oh, my God!
**[04:39] Tsukino**
With wit and courage like that,
**[04:41] Tsukino**
he doesn't seem like
an ordinary high schooler.
**[04:44] Tsukino**
However, he paid quite a price
to clear the game.
**[04:48] Tsukino**
Suspicion really does beget monsters.
**[04:51] Tsukino**
In order to clear the game,
**[04:54] Tsukino**
Katagiri Yuichi planted the seed of doubt
that one of them is a traitor.
***SIGN*** Group C
First Game: Kokkuri-san Game
***SIGN*** CLEARED
***SIGN*** Prize won: Two million yen
**[05:05] Yuichi**
* I have to uncover the traitor*
* before the second game.*
**[05:09] Yuichi**
*And to do that...*
**[05:11] Yuichi**
Guys, how much debt do you have now?
**[05:15] Tenji**
We should all have the same amount.
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
Debt: 3.6 million yen
(self-reported)
**[05:17] Tenji**
The first game took 400,000 off our
4 million debt, so it's 3.6 million now.
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
Debt: 3.6 million yen
(self-reported)
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
3.6 million yen
(self-reported)
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
Debt: 3.6 million yen
(self-reported)
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
Debt: 3.6 million yen
(self-reported)
**[05:22] Makoto**
M-Me too, of course.
**[05:24] Shiho**
I haven't lost more than anyone else.
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[05:28] Tenji**
Should we show the back of our name tags?
**[05:32] Yuichi**
Not a chance. Your debt would double.
**[05:35] Shibe**
But you already have...
**[05:37] Shiho**
...because you just talked.
**[05:39] Yuichi**
No, I'm at 3.6 million, too.
**[05:42] Yuichi**
It did double when I talked,
but I'd already cut it in half,
***SIGN*** If the 10 yen coin goes to "yes," you clear the game.
If the 10 yen coin goes to "no," only the reader's debt will be halved.
***SIGN*** Friendship
**[05:47] Yuichi**
so it ended up even.
***SIGN*** - Manabu-kun selects a question reader.
- The reader opens a numbered envelope.
- If you win, you get two million yen.
- Everyone's debt will go down 400,000 at a time.
- You may only speak when reading a question.
(If you break this rule, your debt is doubled.)
**[05:49] Yuichi**
In the first game, I bet our answers
didn't match because we were nervous.
**[05:54] Yuichi**
Let's start over fresh in the second
game and trust each other.
**[05:57] Manabu**
Hey, are you done? You talk too much.
**[06:00] Yuichi**
Uh... yeah.
**[06:02] Manabu**
Okay, let's go, then!
**[06:04] Yuichi**
Oh, sorry. My shoelace.
**[06:07] Manabu**
Huh? We'll go without you.
**[06:11] Yuichi**
Yeah, I'll catch up in a sec.
**[06:16] Yuichi**
* Everyone has the same debt?*
* Sorry, but I can't believe that.*
**[06:22] Maria**
Oh, he noticed!
**[06:24] Tsukino**
Yes.
**[06:25] Tsukino**
The question cards are the only things
that show the conditions for reducing debt.
**[06:30] Tsukino**
If you check those, you'll understand
how the amounts changed in the game.
***SIGN*** If the 10 yen coin goes to "no," only the reader's debt will be halved.
***SIGN*** Reader chooses the question.
***SIGN*** If the 10 yen coin goes to "yes," you clear the game.
**[06:35] Yuichi**
The text is disappearing!
**[06:37] Tsukino**
Too bad. We used a special
ink for certain parts,
**[06:42] Tsukino**
so the text would disappear
after a fixed amount of time.
***SIGN*** Reader chooses the question.
***SIGN*** Reader chooses the question.
***SIGN*** Reader chooses the question.
***SIGN*** Question:
"Will we always be friends?"
**[06:46] Yuichi**
Damn!
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
**[06:47] Shiho**
Yuichi?
**[06:50] Shiho**
What's wrong? You look upset.
**[06:53] Yuichi**
O-Oh, it's nothing. What's up, Sawaragi?
**[06:57] Shiho**
I wanted to talk to you alone.
**[07:02] Shiho**
What do you think about
this situation, Yuichi?
**[07:06] Shiho**
Do you really think one of us is a traitor?
**[07:12] Shiho**
I think so.
**[07:15] Shiho**
You agree, right?
**[07:17] Shiho**
If you know who the traitor is, tell me!
**[07:20] Shiho**
At least tell me who you suspect!
**[07:23] Yuichi**
The one I suspect the most is you, Sawaragi.
**[07:28] Shiho**
No way! Why me?!
**[07:32] Yuichi**
Before the game started, you said...
**[07:35] (Flashback) Shiho**
Given the circumstances, I don't think we
should try and figure out whose debt it is.
**[07:40] Yuichi**
The Sawaragi Shiho I know
**[07:43] Yuichi**
would never forgive the thief who stole the
school trip fund and put us in this game.
**[07:48] Yuichi**
Especially if it was a friend.
**[07:52] Shiho**
Sorry, Yuichi. I have to
apologize about something.
**[07:58] Shiho**
I thought you were the one
who stole the money.
**[08:02] Yuichi**
Huh?!
**[08:03] Yuichi**
B-Because I'm poor?
**[08:07] Yuichi**
You pitied me because I'm poor
and my parents are gone?
**[08:10] Yuichi**
That's why you didn't question me?
**[08:12] Shiho**
No! It wasn't that at all!
**[08:14] Yuichi**
What other reason is there, then?!
**[08:16] Shiho**
I-It's...
**[08:18] Yuichi**
What is it?!
**[08:19] Shiho**
It's because... I like you, Yuichi.
**[08:23] Yuichi**
Eh?
**[08:24] Yuichi**
Huh?!
**[08:26] Shiho**
It isn't pity or anything.
**[08:29] Shiho**
It's because I like you, Yuichi. So...
**[08:33] Yuichi**
It's okay. I get it. I get it now.
***SIGN*** Friendship
**[08:38] Yuichi**
So, do you still suspect me?
**[08:41] Shiho**
Nope. You aren't the thief, Yuichi.
**[08:44] Shiho**
But I have to apologize
about one more thing.
**[08:47] Shiho**
Actually, my debt right now
isn't 3.6 million.
**[08:53] Shiho**
It's 7.6 million.
**[08:56] Yuichi**
*Her debt should be half, but it's double?!*
***SIGN*** 4 million yen x 2 - 400,000 yen
***SIGN*** 7.6 million yen
**[08:59] Shiho**
Remember when I almost yelled?
**[09:03] Shiho**
I guess I made a little sound.
**[09:08] Yuichi**
And you were so surprised,
you lied about it?
**[09:12] Shiho**
Mm-hmm.
**[09:13] Shiho**
In that fifth question, I think you
were trying to protect Yutori,
**[09:18] Shiho**
but the one you really protected was me.
**[09:24] Shiho**
Yuichi, I won't betray you, no matter what.
**[09:28] Shiho**
I'll believe you, no matter what.
**[09:31] Shiho**
Let's beat the Tomodachi Game together.
**[09:34] Yuichi**
All right. Let's cooperate.
**[09:37] Tsukino**
Katagiri Yuichi.
**[09:39] Tsukino**
When money's involved, he becomes
a sharp judge of character,
**[09:42] Tsukino**
but that isn't enough to
win the Tomodachi Game.
**[09:46] Tsukino**
Because there are still others willing
to destroy that friendship.
**[09:59] Shibe**
W-Where are we?
**[10:01] Yuichi**
The roof? I thought we were indoors.
**[10:09] Manabu**
All righty, everyone!
**[10:12] Shibe**
Huh? Manabu-kun?
**[10:13] Manabu**
You gotta call me Manabu-sensei
now, you dumbass.
**[10:21] Manabu**
All right, listen up!
**[10:23] Manabu**
You're keeping secrets
from each other, aren't you?
**[10:26] Manabu**
Today, I want you to spill all the beans!
**[10:31] Manabu**
The gods are also watching over you
from up in the big, blue sky.
***SIGN*** Go four-eyes!
***SIGN*** *clap clap clap*
***SIGN*** that hair lol
***SIGN*** she's cute
***SIGN*** hi
***SIGN*** hair lol
***SIGN*** yo
***SIGN*** i was waiting!
***SIGN*** oh lol they started lol
***SIGN*** did they finally start
***SIGN*** °clap°
***SIGN*** hi im god
***SIGN*** god
***SIGN*** °clap°
***SIGN*** wait
**[10:40] Manabu**
Let's get started!
**[10:42] Manabu**
The second game is Bad-Mouth Sugoroku!
***SIGN*** *clap*
***SIGN*** i'm so excited
***SIGN*** first stream
***SIGN*** °clap°
***SIGN*** hype
***SIGN*** good morning
***SIGN*** hi
***SIGN*** heyo
***SIGN*** °clap°
**[10:48] Shibe**
Sugoroku? So these are spaces?
**[10:52] Manabu**
In Bad-Mouth Sugoroku, you win
by taking your friends out
**[10:56] Manabu**
and sending them straight to hell.
**[10:57] Yuichi**
Send our friends to hell?
**[10:59] Manabu**
Yeah. Otherwise, it's just normal Sugoroku.
**[11:02] Manabu**
Those are the detailed rules.
Read them carefully!
***SIGN*** - The game is played in periods
- Each period, you bad-mouth someone
- Write it down on the bad-mouth card in the private room
- Once you enter the private room, you can't leave for three minutes
- You can write as many things as you want about each person
- You may submit a blank bad-mouth card
- You may lie (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player)
- The number of spaces you move is determined by the god survey
**[11:06] Shibe**
I don't get it at all.
**[11:08] Manabu**
All right, want to try it out, then?
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
**[11:13] Manabu**
You go into the private room one at a time
and write trash about someone.
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
**[11:17] Manabu**
Bad-mouth someone on a bad-mouth card,
then put it in the box.
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
Box
**[11:21] Manabu**
I'll collect the cards from the box
and then read them.
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
Reading
**[11:27] Manabu**
Ta-da!
**[11:28] Manabu**
"Kokorogi Yutori is actually a G cup."
**[11:32] Manabu**
"Shibe Makoto wears a wig."
**[11:34] Shibe**
Hey! That's not true!
**[11:36] Manabu**
"Sawaragi Shiho has athlete's foot."
**[11:39] Manabu**
"Mikasa Tenji wears fake
glasses just for the looks."
**[11:43] Manabu**
"Katagiri Yuichi is actually rich."
***SIGN*** A. Shibe Makoto — wig
B. Sawaragi Shiho — athlete's foot
C. Katagiri Yuichi — rich
D. Kokorogi Yutori — G cup
E. Mikasa Tenji — fake glasses
**[11:47] Manabu**
Once everyone's bad-mouthing is read,
we do a survey with the gods,
***SIGN*** The Customer Is God
**[11:53] Manabu**
the viewers funding the Tomodachi Game.
**[11:55] Shibe**
Viewers?
***SIGN*** hmm
***SIGN*** calm down! this isn't the time to worry
***SIGN*** a wig at that age is wigcked
***SIGN*** fake glasses should apologize to the tryhards
***SIGN*** a wig is unforgivable but I can relate
***SIGN*** Yutori-chan is so cute
***SIGN*** the rich guy is unforgivable!
***SIGN*** that's tough
***SIGN*** I'm watching
***SIGN*** athlete's foot? I feel bad for her
***SIGN*** will someone pick Shibe?
***SIGN*** none of them are really unforgivable
***SIGN*** im a god
**[11:56] Yutori**
Are we being turned into a show?
**[11:58] Manabu**
And the survey says...
***SIGN*** Tallying results...
***SIGN*** Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto — move 5 spaces
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi — move 4 spaces
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho — move 3 spaces
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji — move 2 spaces
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori — move 1 space
**[12:02] Manabu**
That's how we decide
how many spaces you move.
***SIGN*** Start
**[12:06] Manabu**
You move the number of spaces you get
and then follow the instructions.
**[12:10] Tenji**
So, the survey determines popularity
and unpopular people score higher?
**[12:16] Manabu**
Yeah, but the first person to reach
the goal will suffer a massive loss.
**[12:22] Tenji**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[12:23] Manabu**
When at least one person reaches
the goal, you clear the game.
**[12:27] Manabu**
Each person will get a 400,000 yen reward.
***SIGN*** 400,000 yen per person
**[12:30] Manabu**
But anyone left on the board
when the game ends
***SIGN*** Additional Reward
**[12:32] Manabu**
gets an additional one million.
***SIGN*** 1 Million Yen!!
**[12:35] Manabu**
They won't have to play the third game,
and they can go home for a while.
***SIGN*** Go home!!
**[12:41] Yutori**
W-We can go home!
**[12:42] Manabu**
Spill all your friends' secrets
and keep bad-mouthing them
**[12:46] Manabu**
until someone falls into
that hell of a goal.
**[12:49] Manabu**
And that's Bad-Mouth Sugoroku!
Doesn't it sound fun?
**[12:52] Shiho**
It doesn't sound fun at all!
There's no way we can do that!
**[12:56] Manabu**
Just turn in a blank card, then.
***SIGN*** You may submit a blank bad-mouth card
**[13:01] Shibe**
But what if everyone's
bad-mouth card is blank?
**[13:04] Manabu**
Then we don't survey the gods,
and everyone moves one space.
**[13:09] Shibe**
Okay, so if nobody writes anything,
we'll all reach the goal together.
**[13:14] Manabu**
Yeah. But then you just get
a two million yen reward,
**[13:17] Manabu**
and everyone will be forced
to play the third game.
***SIGN*** exciting
***SIGN*** forced to play
***SIGN*** u mad?
***SIGN*** Shiho-samaaa
***SIGN*** you'd better listen up
**[13:19] Shiho**
That isn't a problem at all.
**[13:22] Manabu**
Oh? But if one person betrays you,
**[13:24] Manabu**
everyone who left it blank will be
at a huge disadvantage.
**[13:28] Yuichi**
Sawaragi, don't worry.
**[13:30] Yuichi**
We're friends. We won't betray each other.
**[13:33] Shiho**
Yuichi...
**[13:39] Shibe**
That's right! We're besties!
**[13:42] Shiho**
Let's all reach the goal together, guys.
**[13:45] Shiho**
That's the only way
to protect our friendship.
**[13:49] Maria**
Yeah, let's all reach the goal together!
**[13:53] Maria**
It's just like a marathon.
**[13:55] Maria**
But no one's ever running
all together at the end.
**[13:58] Tsukino**
That's true. Humans are very
calculating creatures.
**[14:02] Tsukino**
I wonder how many spaces they'll last
together if it only disadvantages them.
***SIGN*** First Period
**[14:09] Manabu**
Okay. The first submissions
have been collected.
**[14:12] Manabu**
And... zero bad-mouthing!
They were all blank cards.
**[14:16] Manabu**
So, everyone move one space
together like friends.
***SIGN*** Players who stop on this space will
"Lose your wallet on the way home from school"
***SIGN*** - 100,000 yen
**[14:27] Shiho**
Minus 100,000 yen?
**[14:28] Shibe**
No way! You didn't tell us about that!
**[14:31] Manabu**
Huh? Sure I did. I said it was
normal Sugoroku otherwise.
***SIGN*** friendly 100,000 lol
***SIGN*** Shibe-kyun
***SIGN*** -100,000
***SIGN*** lolol
**[14:35] Yuichi**
If we get 100,000 more debt per space,
we'll end up with six million yen!
***SIGN*** Second Period
**[14:43] Manabu**
The second round of cards
were all blank, too.
**[14:46] Manabu**
Okay, everyone, move forward one space.
***SIGN*** Players who stop on this space will
"Buy a painting of a dolphin from
a beautiful woman on the street"
***SIGN*** - 500,000 yen
**[14:52] Yuichi**
F-Five hundred thousand?
**[14:54] Manabu**
Why would they all be one hundred?
**[14:57] Manabu**
Oh, dear. You look a little pale, guys.
**[15:00] Manabu**
I guess you did just add
600,000 of debt in two moves.
**[15:04] Manabu**
I've got some great advice for you, though!
***SIGN*** All of the debt added during the game
***SIGN*** will be given to whoever reaches the goal first.
**[15:08] Manabu**
Yup! Right now, with 600,000
each from five people,
**[15:12] Manabu**
you can add three million
to someone else's debt!
**[15:14] Manabu**
Now do you see why it's stupid
for you to finish together?
**[15:18] Shiho**
Don't let him manipulate us!
**[15:20] Shibe**
Yeah, we get it, Shiho.
**[15:23] Shiho**
Thanks, Shibe.
***SIGN*** Third Period
***SIGN*** blah blah
**[15:28] Manabu**
And the results of the third submissions...
***SIGN*** this is lame, talk shit about someone!
***SIGN*** will something finally happen?
**[15:31] Manabu**
One card is not blank!
**[15:35] Tsukino**
That was faster than I expected.
**[15:37] Maria**
I hope it's a really huge exposé!
**[15:39] Tsukino**
Even a small one is good at first.
**[15:41] Tsukino**
While it might look trivial
from the outside,
**[15:43] Tsukino**
for them it could be explosive
enough to destroy their relationship.
**[15:48] Manabu**
And it says...
**[15:50] Manabu**
"Sawaragi Shiho likes Katagiri Yuichi."
**[15:54] Yutori**
Huh?
***SIGN*** hey who wrote that?!
***SIGN*** Shiho-sama
***SIGN*** yeeees
***SIGN*** it's happening lol
***SIGN*** we got one lol
***SIGN*** yees
***SIGN*** y tho?
***SIGN*** about time
***SIGN*** seriously?
***SIGN*** hype
**[15:55] Shibe**
S-Seriously?
**[15:56] Shiho**
W-Why...
**[15:58] Manabu**
Wait, there's more.
**[16:00] Manabu**
"And the same Sawaragi Shiho
used to date Mikasa Tenji."
***SIGN*** used to date
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[16:10] Tsukino**
The most popular way to destroy friendship
between a man and a woman is with romance.
**[16:14] Tsukino**
Of course, there's no reason to attack
someone for who they like or once dated.
**[16:21] Tsukino**
But it's still a tough issue to parse.
**[16:25] Manabu**
And the result of the god survey is here!
***SIGN*** Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho — move 5 spaces
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto — move 1 space
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi — move 1 space
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori — move 1 space
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji — move 1 space
***SIGN*** Players who stop on this space will
"Lose your wallet on vacation"
***SIGN*** - 500,000 yen
***SIGN*** Players who stop on this space will
"Win the lottery, but the ticket is a year old"
***SIGN*** +/- 0 yen
**[16:36] Yuichi**
Plus-minus zero?
So sometimes there's no change.
**[16:39] Shibe**
Yuichi, how can you be so chill?
**[16:41] Yuichi**
Huh?
**[16:42] Shibe**
You didn't know Shiho liked you, did you?
**[16:46] Shibe**
What the...
**[16:47] Shibe**
You knew I liked her.
Were you both mocking me?
**[16:51] Tenji**
Cut it out. Jealousy isn't
becoming of a man.
**[16:54] Shibe**
This doesn't involve you!
**[16:56] Tenji**
Yes, it does.
**[16:57] Tenji**
I'm Shiho-chan's ex.
I know her very well.
**[17:01] Shiho**
Stop it, Tenji! Don't say it in a way
people will misunderstand.
**[17:05] Shibe**
Misunderstand?
**[17:06] Shiho**
I didn't tell anyone, but Mikasa-kun
and I were childhood friends.
**[17:10] Shiho**
My dad is a police officer and
Mikasa-kun's dad is a public prosecutor.
**[17:15] Shiho**
They were in the same class in college,
so our families were very close.
**[17:19] (Flashback) Shiho's dad**
Tenji-kun is the only husband for Shiho.
**[17:20] Shiho**
They decided between themselves
that we should get engaged...
**[17:22] (Flashback) Tenji's dad**
It'd be great if Shiho-chan
became my daughter!
**[17:25] Shiho**
So we pretended to date, for our parents...
**[17:30] Shiho**
until Mikasa-kun's dad died two years ago.
**[17:33] Shiho**
Then Mikasa-kun changed schools.
**[17:36] Shiho**
It was by chance that we met
again last year in high school.
***SIGN*** blah blah...
***SIGN*** huh? what?
***SIGN*** blah blah...
***SIGN*** oooh
***SIGN*** getting complicated
***SIGN*** parents setting them up sounds like a manga
***SIGN*** childhood friends win confirmed
***SIGN*** a secret relationship lol
***SIGN*** fate?
**[17:39] Shibe**
And you call that dating?
That's a lie, right?
**[17:44] Manabu**
Hmm. I'm not so sure.
**[17:46] Manabu**
If they had no romantic feelings
at the time, then it might be a lie.
**[17:50] Shiho**
Yes, neither of us—
**[17:53] Tenji**
I really did like you.
**[17:56] Tenji**
Even now, I'm still in love with you.
***SIGN*** here we go!
***SIGN*** tell me that's a lie!
***SIGN*** Mikasa-kuuun!
***SIGN*** I feel bad for Shibe-kun
***SIGN*** oh snap!
***SIGN*** Tenji
***SIGN*** twu wuv
***SIGN*** my heart
***SIGN*** a love confession!!
**[18:01] Tenji**
That's why you've always pissed me off, Shibe!
**[18:05] Tenji**
I couldn't stand your thoughtless statements
and attitude toward Sawaragi-san!
**[18:10] Yuichi**
Tenji...
**[18:11] Shibe**
Then you should have just told me
you liked her and to keep my hands off!
**[18:16] Tenji**
How could I? I knew
Sawaragi-san liked Yuichi.
**[18:21] Shibe**
Th-That's still no reason
to write it on the bad-mouth card!
**[18:25] Tenji**
Huh? You've got to be the one who wrote it!
**[18:27] Shibe**
Bullshit! How would anyone else know
about your and Shiho's past?
**[18:31] Tenji**
You're such a simpleton. That would
make me the number one suspect.
**[18:37] Tenji**
There's no way I wrote it.
**[18:39] Tenji**
Shibe, try to think about it a little.
**[18:42] Tenji**
You're starting to look like an idiot.
**[18:46] Shibe**
Then why would a smart ass
like you think it's me, Tenji-kun?
**[18:50] Tenji**
You're jealous.
**[18:51] Tenji**
You must have at least heard rumors
about Sawaragi-san's connection to me and Yuichi.
**[18:57] Tenji**
You wanted to see if it was true.
**[19:00] Tenji**
You're jealous of the
special connection we have.
**[19:03] Tenji**
You're the only one who's
literally "just a friend."
**[19:07] Tenji**
Right?
**[19:10] Shibe**
Tenji!
**[19:11] Yuichi**
Stop, you idiots!
**[19:13] Yuichi**
Break it up!
**[19:16] Yuichi**
You both like Sawaragi, right?
**[19:19] Yuichi**
Then quit doing things that upset her.
**[19:24] Yutori**
So, Shiho-chan, you like Yuichi, don't you?
**[19:27] Shiho**
Y-Yeah.
**[19:28] Yutori**
And not just Shibe-kun,
but Mikasa-kun, too...
**[19:32] Shiho**
Yutori...?
**[19:33] Yutori**
The boys all fall for you, Shiho-chan.
**[19:37] Yutori**
I bet Yuichi will, too.
**[19:40] Maria**
Yay! What an absolute mess!
**[19:43] Tsukino**
It is quite interesting.
**[19:44] Tsukino**
Playing dumb in the midst
of all that carnage.
**[19:47] Tsukino**
Whoever wrote that card is
lying through their teeth.
***SIGN*** Fourth Period
**[19:54] Yuichi**
I'll go in first.
**[20:03] Yuichi**
Okay, I left mine blank. You're next.
**[20:07] Shiho**
All right. I've got this.
**[20:15] Yuichi**
All right. Are they all blank?
**[20:18] Manabu**
This time there are three submissions!
**[20:21] Maria**
As expected!
**[20:22] Makoto**
Shibe Makoto took baths with
his mother until junior high.
***SIGN*** how cute lmao
***SIGN*** junior high!
***SIGN*** ew srsly?
***SIGN*** Shibe-kyun lol
**[20:27] Manabu**
Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
take a bath for a week.
***SIGN*** nasty lol
***SIGN*** nasty lol
***SIGN*** how dirty lol
***SIGN*** crying poor tears
**[20:31] Manabu**
Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
has had plastic surgery.
***SIGN*** Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[20:35] Manabu**
And the results of the survey are...
***SIGN*** no kidding...
***SIGN*** is she that desperate to be popular?
***SIGN*** say it isn't so, Shiho-sama lol
***SIGN*** plastic surgery, of course
***SIGN*** she would, wouldn't she?
***SIGN*** she left them in the dust
***SIGN*** that's just sad
***SIGN*** Shiho-samaaa
**[20:38] Shibe**
Of course the plastic surgery
one's a lie, right Shiho?
**[20:41] Shiho**
So what if it is true?
**[20:45] Shiho**
If I'd had plastic surgery,
would you still have liked me?
**[20:50] Shiho**
Would we even have become friends?
**[20:53] Shibe**
Th-That's not...
**[20:54] Maria**
If you liked someone of the opposite
sex who had plastic surgery...
**[20:57] Maria**
Well, I doubt that would
destroy the friendship, too.
**[21:01] Tsukino**
I don't think that's the case.
**[21:02] Tsukino**
Friendship is even more
calculating than romance.
**[21:05] Maria**
Oh?
**[21:06] Tsukino**
People make friends to have fun together,
**[21:10] Tsukino**
to stop getting bullied, to get money...
**[21:13] Maria**
You don't want a friendship
that has no advantages!
**[21:17] Tsukino**
Right.
**[21:21] Tsukino**
While there is unconditional love,
**[21:23] Tsukino**
there's no such thing as
an unconditional friendship.
***SIGN*** NEXT: There's No Way I'd Believe That
# E3 - There's No Way I'd Believe That
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK1X15/theres-no-way-id-believe-that)
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**[00:00] ---**
The following program contains depictions of
sexual assault or rape and may not be suitable for all audiences.
Viewer discretion is advised.
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth Box
**[00:04] (Flashback) Manabu**
This time there are three submissions!
**[00:07] (Flashback) Makoto**
Shibe Makoto took baths
with his mother until junior high.
***SIGN*** how cute lmao
***SIGN*** junior high!
***SIGN*** ew srsly?
***SIGN*** Shibe-kyun lol
**[00:11] (Flashback) Manabu**
Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
take a bath for a week.
***SIGN*** bath again?
***SIGN*** nasty lol
***SIGN*** how dirty lol
***SIGN*** crying poor tears
**[00:16] (Flashback) Manabu**
Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
has had plastic surgery.
**[00:20] (Flashback) Shibe**
Of course the plastic surgery
one's a lie, right Shiho?
**[00:23] (Flashback) Shiho**
So what if it is true?
**[00:25] (Flashback) Shiho**
If I'd had plastic surgery,
would you still have liked me?
**[00:28] (Flashback) Shiho**
Would we even have become friends?
**[00:30] (Flashback) Shibe**
Th-That's not...
**[00:32] (Flashback) Maria**
If you liked someone of the opposite
sex who had plastic surgery...
**[00:35] (Flashback) Maria**
Well, I doubt that would
destroy the friendship, too.
**[00:38] (Flashback) Tsukino**
I don't think that's the case.
**[00:40] (Flashback) Tsukino**
Friendship is even more
calculating than romance.
**[00:42] (Flashback) Maria**
Oh?
**[00:43] (Flashback) Tsukino**
People make friends to have fun together,
**[00:48] (Flashback) Tsukino**
to stop getting bullied, to get money...
**[00:51] (Flashback) Maria**
You don't want a friendship
that has no advantages!
**[00:55] (Flashback) Tsukino**
Right.
**[00:56] (Flashback) Tsukino**
While there is unconditional love,
**[00:58] (Flashback) Tsukino**
there's no such thing as
an unconditional friendship.
***SIGN*** Fifth Period
**[01:05] Manabu**
Oh? There's only one submission this time.
**[01:09] Manabu**
But this one's a real doozy.
**[01:12] Manabu**
Kokorogi Yutori engaged in
compensated dating in junior high.
***SIGN*** Friendship
***SIGN*** thief
***SIGN*** parent and child crooks
***SIGN*** Episode 3: There's No Way I'd Believe That
***SIGN*** Episode 3: There's No Way I'd Believe That
**[03:16] Manabu**
Wow! As your teacher, I'm shocked!
**[03:20] Manabu**
Who would've guessed that Yutori-chan
went on compensated dates in junior high?
**[03:27] Yutori**
W-Why? Why did you do this, Shiho-chan?!
**[03:32] Shiho**
No! It wasn't me! I didn't write it!
**[03:35] Yutori**
Liar! Shiho-chan, you're
the only one who knew!
**[03:42] Shibe**
Yutori did compensated dating?
**[03:45] Shibe**
You mean, she sold her body to adult men?
**[03:48] Shibe**
For someone who isn't a virgin,
you sure seem innocent.
**[03:53] Tenji**
Shibe!
**[03:59] Shibe**
What the hell are you doing, Tenji?!
**[04:01] Tenji**
Shut the hell up. Don't say another word!
**[04:09] Tenji**
Yuichi, can you look after Kokorogi-san?
**[04:12] Yuichi**
Y-Yeah, but...
**[04:15] Yuichi**
I don't know what I can do for her.
**[04:18] Tenji**
Don't be stupid. Just keep her company.
**[04:29] Yuichi**
Kokorogi...
**[04:31] Tenji**
Yuichi, you really are a sinful man.
**[04:37] Tenji**
Let's give Kokorogi-san some
space until she calms down.
**[04:40] Shiho**
Y-Yeah.
**[04:46] Manabu**
It looks like you're in the middle of
something, but here are the results!
***SIGN*** Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
***SIGN*** that's acceptable
***SIGN*** lol
***SIGN*** How much do you charge?
***SIGN*** I can help if you're
in trouble, little girl
***SIGN*** I'll become your
savior, Yutori-chan
***SIGN*** she did it lol
***SIGN*** support
***SIGN*** we need photo proof
***SIGN*** I'd totally compensate Yutori-chan
***SIGN*** she does look so innocent lol
***SIGN*** I'm getting kinda excited
***SIGN*** °heavy breathing°
***SIGN*** serves you right
***SIGN*** hilarious lol
***SIGN*** you can call me daddy
***SIGN*** more deets plz
**[04:50] Manabu**
Makes sense, given that Yutori-chan
was the only one bad-mouthed.
**[04:54] Manabu**
Oh? And the comments are all unspeakable!
***SIGN*** 5th place
Katagiri Yuichi
Move 1 space
***SIGN*** 1st place
Kokorogi Yutori
Move 5 spaces
***SIGN*** 5th place
Sawaragi Shiho
Move 1 space
***SIGN*** 5th place
Shibe Makoto
Move 1 space
***SIGN*** 5th place
Mikasa Tenji
Move 1 space
***SIGN*** Period 05 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
***SIGN*** Shiho
***SIGN*** Yutori
***SIGN*** Yuichi
***SIGN*** Shibe
***SIGN*** Tenji
***SIGN*** 13 spaces - 1,800,000 yen
***SIGN*** 9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
***SIGN*** 8 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
***SIGN*** 7 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
***SIGN*** 5 spaces - 700,000 yen
**[05:00] Manabu**
You're all spread out now,
so look here to see your positions.
**[05:05] Manabu**
Let's review the rules, too.
**[05:08] Manabu**
If anyone reaches the goal,
you all win the game,
***SIGN*** + 400,000 yen
**[05:12] Manabu**
and you each get a 400,000 yen prize.
***SIGN*** + 1,000,000 yen
**[05:14] Manabu**
Those who clear without reaching
the goal get an additional one million reward.
***SIGN*** + 1,400,000 yen
**[05:19] Manabu**
But remember what I said?
**[05:20] Manabu**
In Bad-Mouth Sugoroku, the first person
to reach the goal will suffer a massive loss.
***SIGN*** All of the debt gained during the game
will be added to whoever reaches the goal first.
**[05:29] Manabu**
Whoever reaches the goal takes on all
of the debt everyone else got during the game.
***SIGN*** All of the debt gained during the game
will be added to whoever reaches the goal first.
***SIGN*** Debt
**[05:44] Manabu**
For example, if someone
reached the goal now,
**[05:50] Manabu**
four of you would get a
1.4 million yen reward.
***SIGN*** + 1,400,000 yen
**[05:53] Manabu**
Shiho-sama alone would
receive everyone else's debt,
**[05:55] Manabu**
and after subtracting the 400,000 reward,
would be left carrying 5.5 million in debt.
**[06:04] Manabu**
But for right now, it looks like you're more
worried about something besides debt.
**[06:11] Yuichi**
Are you okay, Kokorogi?
**[06:13] Yutori**
Y-Yuichi...
**[06:15] Yuichi**
Yeah?
**[06:17] Yutori**
I really, really needed the money.
**[06:24] Yutori**
The bullying now doesn't compare
to what happened in junior high.
**[06:37] Yutori**
*Every day, they did horrible things to me,*
**[06:40] Yutori**
* but I didn't want to cause*
* any trouble for my mom,*
**[06:45] Yutori**
* so I just put up with it,*
* and kept going to school.*
**[06:48] Yutori**
* My friends abandoned me.*
* My teacher wouldn't help at all, either.*
**[06:53] Yutori**
* But... I did find one way*
* to stop the bullying.*
***SIGN*** There was only one way
***SIGN*** to stop the bullying...
**[06:59] (Flashback) bg**
You're *so* cute.
**[07:01] (Flashback) bg**
We're friends, aren't we?
**[07:03] (Flashback) bg**
We're great friends.
**[07:03] (Flashback) bg**
I'm your friend, yeah?
**[07:05] (Flashback) bg**
Yeah!
**[07:07] Yutori**
I could give them money.
**[07:12] Yutori**
The people who always
did horrible things to me
**[07:14] Yutori**
would smile when I gave them money.
**[07:17] Yutori**
They'd treat me nicely.
**[07:20] Yutori**
Money's the only thing that protected me!
**[07:23] Yuichi**
Kokorogi... You...
**[07:26] Yutori**
*I really needed money,*
**[07:29] Yutori**
*but I didn't get enough allowance.*
**[07:32] Yutori**
*I tried to think of a way to earn money...*
**[07:37] Yutori**
*And then, I realized...*
**[07:46] Yutori**
*At first, he just wanted to talk,*
**[07:49] Yutori**
*but soon, he started taking me to dinner,*
**[07:55] Yutori**
*and then karaoke...*
**[07:58] Yutori**
* and then cosplay, but that's something*
* I'd always liked, anyway...*
**[08:04] Yutori**
* Then, he wanted to take pictures*
* of me in an outfit he liked.*
**[08:11] Yutori**
* But, I mean, taking pictures of*
* cosplay is totally normal, right?*
**[08:17] Yutori**
* And then... Then, he said,*
* "I want to touch you."*
***SIGN*** I want to touch you
**[08:27] (Flashback) Yutori**
Just touching?
**[08:30] (Flashback) Man**
Yeah, just touching.
Have I ever lied to you?
**[08:36] (Flashback) Yutori**
I guess... not.
**[08:38] (Flashback) Man**
So it's okay, right?
***SIGN*** dark past
***SIGN*** private photo session
***SIGN*** costume play lol
***SIGN*** she did it on camera lol
***SIGN*** that clears it up
***SIGN*** I want to touch you too
***SIGN*** Daddy's here lol
**[08:42] Yuichi**
Kokorogi...
**[08:44] Yuichi**
And then, you...
**[08:46] Yutori**
No, I was okay. I got scared
partway through and ran away.
**[08:52] Manabu**
Now, that's not believable
at all, Yutori-chan.
***SIGN*** un-virgin
***SIGN*** old content
***SIGN*** obscene
***SIGN*** give me back my purity!
***SIGN*** how about for 5 big ones?
***SIGN*** you were such an adult, Yutori-chan lol
***SIGN*** what a bitch lol
***SIGN*** that's dark
***SIGN*** no way
***SIGN*** ...was her testimony
***SIGN*** no way
***SIGN*** trash
***SIGN*** un-virgin lol
***SIGN*** disappointed!
***SIGN*** you did it, right?
***SIGN*** compensated dating sucks lol
***SIGN*** un-virgin
**[08:58] Yutori**
I-It's the truth!
**[09:00] Yutori**
I did compensated dating,
but I never went that far with it!
***SIGN*** I overestimated you, Yutori-chan
***SIGN*** no point making excuses now
***SIGN*** sigh, guess she was that kind of girl
**[09:05] Yutori**
Yuichi! Believe me, Yuichi!
**[09:08] Yutori**
I-I'm still a virgin! Yuichi!
**[09:13] Yutori**
If you abandon me, too,
I'll be all alone.
**[09:22] Maria**
A girl's virginity...
**[09:25] Maria**
Do you think it's important, Senpai?
**[09:28] Tsukino**
The only people who get upset about that
are stupid virgins themselves.
**[09:32] Tsukino**
Well, I am half-joking...
**[09:35] Maria**
Half?
**[09:36] Tsukino**
In general, for both men and women,
**[09:39] Tsukino**
the more "immaculate" someone is,
the more they fixate on others' filth.
**[09:43] Maria**
An immaculate... human?
**[09:45] Tsukino**
Put simply, humans who convince
themselves that they aren't dirty.
***SIGN*** Shocking Accusation!
***SIGN*** Prefectural Assembly Member
Caught On Compensated Date
***SIGN*** Used an online dating site to...
**[09:51] Tsukino**
They live pure and righteous lives,
***SIGN*** Kato
***SIGN*** 18m ago
***SIGN*** Is it fun to be alive?^^
***SIGN*** Yoppi
***SIGN*** 26m ago
***SIGN*** Are you insane?
**[09:54] Tsukino**
and see people who can't do
that as aberrations,
**[09:57] Tsukino**
as filth, and as unforgivable.
***SIGN*** give me my money!!
***SIGN*** scam artist
***SIGN*** you better GTFO!!
**[10:00] Tsukino**
Humans who have never once
stepped out of line in their lives,
**[10:03] Tsukino**
and who convince
themselves they never will,
**[10:07] Tsukino**
can't forgive the smallest
mistake in others.
**[10:09] Tsukino**
Ultimately, whether or not
he can forgive or believe her
**[10:14] Tsukino**
will depend on how aware he is
of his own impurity.
**[10:20] Yuichi**
Kokorogi, it isn't about
whether or not I believe you.
**[10:25] Yuichi**
No matter what happened to you
in the past, I'll never leave you.
**[10:32] Yutori**
Y-Yuichi?
**[10:35] Maria**
Aw!
**[10:38] Yuichi**
Because I...
**[10:42] Yuichi**
And so...
***SIGN*** hype!!
***SIGN*** what?
***SIGN*** don't show off
***SIGN*** whoa!
***SIGN*** what's with the good vibes between those two?
***SIGN*** unforgivable!
***SIGN*** huh? what? what the heck?
***SIGN*** so popular
***SIGN*** what?
***SIGN*** I give up
***SIGN*** totally unforgivable!!
***SIGN*** did they kiss?
**[10:45] Yuichi**
Sorry for saying something so weird.
**[10:48] Yuichi**
But maybe now you'll believe me
when I say I won't leave you.
***SIGN*** squeak
**[10:55] Maria**
Huh? What, what?!
**[10:57] Maria**
Was that a love confession?
I couldn't hear it!
**[11:00] Tsukino**
Given the context, it appeared so,
**[11:04] Tsukino**
but it may have been
something entirely different.
**[11:08] Tsukino**
Either way, one thing is totally clear now.
**[11:11] Tsukino**
He wasn't fazed at all.
He forgave Kokorogi Yutori.
**[11:16] Tsukino**
In other words, Katagiri Yuichi
is aware that he is impure.
**[11:21] Tsukino**
There must be something in his past...
**[11:26] Yuichi**
Can you keep going, Kokorogi?
**[11:29] Yutori**
Yeah.
**[11:32] Yutori**
As long as you stay with me, Yuichi.
**[11:34] Yuichi**
Okay, I will.
**[11:38] Yutori**
But right now, I want to stay
far away from Shiho-chan.
**[11:43] Shiho**
Wh-Why?! I told you, it wasn't me!
**[11:48] Yutori**
Maybe so. I want to believe that's true...
**[11:52] Yutori**
But right now... I just can't.
**[11:57] Tenji**
Sawaragi-san. It can't be helped.
**[11:59] Shiho**
But, still...
**[12:07] Tenji**
Did you really know about all that?
**[12:11] Shiho**
Well, yeah.
**[12:13] Shiho**
Not everything, but I did know about it.
**[12:16] Shiho**
Shortly after we got into high school,
**[12:20] Shiho**
I saw Yutori surrounded by some
students from another school.
**[12:26] Shiho**
Obviously, I defended her.
**[12:28] Shiho**
But right when I tried
to take Yutori and run...
**[12:31] Shiho**
one of them said...
**[12:33] (Flashback) Hoodlum A**
She ain't worth protecting.
**[12:35] (Flashback) Hoodlum A**
A chick like that'll do anything for cash.
**[12:41] Shiho**
I was worried, so I asked,
**[12:43] Shiho**
and she told me she did
compensated dating in junior high.
**[12:47] Shiho**
I didn't want to dig any deeper,
and promised I wouldn't tell anyone.
**[12:52] Shiho**
I asked if she wanted to be friends.
**[12:56] Shiho**
I never break my promises to my friends!
**[13:00] Tenji**
I know. Even when you were little,
you were the same way.
**[13:05] Shiho**
Mikasa-kun...
**[13:06] Tenji**
You've always been
straightforward and honest,
**[13:09] Tenji**
and you always put your friends first.
**[13:12] Tenji**
I believe you.
**[13:14] Shiho**
Thank you for believing me, Tenji-san!
**[13:17] Tenji**
No problem!
**[13:19] Tenji**
We're childhood buddies.
I know you better than anyone!
**[13:22] Shiho**
Yeah.
**[13:29] Maria**
Wow!
**[13:31] Maria**
Everything's getting messy
in so many ways!
**[13:34] Tsukino**
It is.
**[13:36] Tsukino**
And it turns out we do have one.
**[13:39] Maria**
"One" what?
**[13:40] Tsukino**
A human who's deliberately trying to destroy
the friendships in this group, of course.
**[13:45] Tsukino**
Maybe that one didn't start the Tomodachi Game
to bury the others in debt.
**[13:51] Tsukino**
The true goal might be to destroy
the friendships between the five of them.
***SIGN*** No
**[13:55] Maria**
In that case, do you think
Shibe's the most suspicious?
**[13:59] Maria**
He was obviously jealous of the relationship
between Yuichi-kun and Shiho-chan,
**[14:03] Maria**
and now he's off sulking all by himself.
**[14:06] Tsukino**
He certainly does appear to be wealthy,
**[14:09] Tsukino**
so he would probably prioritize love
and friendship over money.
**[14:12] Maria**
Right?
**[14:14] Maria**
And the next most suspicious
one is Tenji-kun.
**[14:18] Maria**
It looks like he didn't know about
Yutori-chan's compensated dating,
**[14:22] Maria**
but I bet he *did* know that
Shiho-chan likes Yuichi-kun,
**[14:24] Maria**
and that she'd had plastic surgery before.
**[14:27] Tsukino**
If you think about it from that perspective,
**[14:29] Tsukino**
isn't there someone who's
even more suspicious?
**[14:32] Maria**
Huh? Even more... suspicious?
**[14:36] Maria**
Oh!
**[14:37] Maria**
It's Shiho-chan!
**[14:40] Maria**
She knew about the compensated dating,
her own time dating Tenji-kun,
**[14:43] Maria**
and of course, her own
feelings for Yuichi-kun.
**[14:46] Tsukino**
Yeah. It's possible to bad-mouth
yourself on a bad-mouth card.
**[14:52] Maria**
In that case, Shiho-chan *is*
the most suspicious after all.
**[14:56] Tsukino**
Conversely, if you think about
what happened in the first game,
**[14:59] Tsukino**
we can't let Katagiri Yuichi
off the hook yet.
**[15:03] Maria**
Either way, it seems like
Yutori-chan is the most unlikely,
**[15:06] Maria**
especially after all that crying.
**[15:12] Processed Voice**
*Break...*
**[15:15] Processed Voice**
*Break...*
**[15:18] Processed Voice**
*Break...*
**[15:20] Processed Voice**
*Break...*
**[15:25] Processed Voice**
*Break!*
**[15:28] Processed Voice**
*Break!*
**[15:30] Processed Voice**
*You'll break into pieces!*
**[15:33] Processed Voice**
*That's why I stole the two million yen.*
***SIGN*** Independent Study!
**[15:43] (Flashback) Shiho**
Hey, guys. You all turned in
your class trip fee, right?
**[15:46] (Flashback) Student**
Oh, really?
**[15:48] (Flashback) Student**
That's so crazy!
**[15:49] (Flashback) Shiho**
Hey, everyone!
**[15:51] (Flashback) Shiho**
It's independent study time, not free time!
**[15:54] (Flashback) Shiho**
Can't you be a little quieter?
**[15:56] (Flashback) Student**
Who cares?
**[15:58] (Flashback) Yuichi**
You're the loudest one here, Sawaragi.
**[16:01] (Flashback) Shiho**
Huh? Quit nitpicking,
**[16:04] (Flashback) Shiho**
or I'll beat you up!
**[16:05] (Flashback) Yuichi**
You already did.
**[16:08] (Flashback) Shiho**
I need to hurry over to the teachers' room.
***SIGN*** Class Trip Funds Collection Envelope
Class 2-A, Sawaragi Shiho
**[16:14] (Flashback) Girl 1**
Hey, Shiho.
**[16:15] (Flashback) Shiho**
Huh?
**[16:16] (Flashback) Girl 1**
Matsuda-sensei's calling for you.
**[16:18] (Flashback) Girl 1**
You need to go to the third floor
multimedia room now.
**[16:20] (Flashback) Shiho**
Huh? That's totally
in the opposite direction.
**[16:23] (Flashback) Shiho**
Right now?
**[16:24] (Flashback) Girl 1**
It sounds like it.
***SIGN*** Class Trip Funds Collection Envelope
Class 2-A, Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** Class Trip Fund
***SIGN*** Sawaragi
**[16:36] (Flashback) Shiho**
Oh, well.
**[16:38] (Flashback) Shiho**
I won't be gone long.
***SIGN*** Sawaragi
***SIGN*** Sawaragi
***SIGN*** Itami
**[16:53] (Flashback) Shibe**
Hey, man, would you let me
copy your math homework?
**[16:56] (Flashback) Boy**
Huh? Ask Katagiri. You're friends, right?
**[17:00] (Flashback) Shibe**
Yuichi? No way.
**[17:03] (Flashback) Shibe**
He's been working his butt off. Look at him.
**[17:07] (Flashback) Shibe**
You wouldn't wanna wake him up, would you?
**[17:09] (Flashback) Boy**
Fine, then. Here.
***SIGN*** Math
**[17:12] (Flashback) Shibe**
Oh! Thank you!
**[17:14] (Flashback) Shibe**
Hey, guys! I need to concentrate!
**[17:17] (Flashback) Shibe**
Don't talk to me!
**[17:18] (Flashback) Boy**
No one was gonna, trust me.
**[17:29] (Flashback) Yutori**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[17:31] (Flashback) Processed Voice**
Sorry, Kokorogi-san.
**[17:33] (Flashback) Yutori**
No, it was my fault.
**[17:36] (Flashback) Yutori**
Oh!
**[17:39] (Flashback) Girl 2**
Kokorogi-san, are you okay?
**[17:42] (Flashback) Kokorogi**
Y-Yeah, I'm fine! Don't worry about me!
**[17:47] (Flashback) Kokorogi**
Um, did... you see?
**[17:54] (Flashback) Kokorogi**
You did, didn't you?
**[17:57] (Flashback) Kokorogi**
I've been drawing manga.
**[18:01] (Flashback) Kokorogi**
I don't have ambitions to
become a pro, or anything.
**[18:05] (Flashback) Kokorogi**
I just have a really active imagination,
**[18:09] (Flashback) Kokorogi**
and I wanted to try drawing
it out, since I love manga.
**[18:12] (Flashback) Kokorogi**
I was keeping it a secret, but now you know.
**[18:16] (Flashback) Kokorogi**
Oh, sorry! I talk too much.
**[18:19] (Flashback) Kokorogi**
Were you doing something?
***SIGN*** Sawaragi
**[18:22] (Flashback) Processed Voice**
It's okay. I'm already done.
**[18:26] (Flashback) Kokorogi**
Oh, you're bleeding near your eye!
**[18:30] (Flashback) Kokorogi**
I-I'm sorry! My fountain pen went flying
and must have cut you.
**[18:35] (Flashback) Kokorogi**
You'd better get it treated
or it might leave a scar.
**[18:38] (Flashback) Processed Voice**
It's okay. I don't think anyone will notice.
**[18:51] Processed Voice**
* Oh, man. What a nasty*
* face you're making, Shibe!*
**[18:56] Processed Voice**
* When you found out the girl you like had*
* plastic surgery, did you lose interest?*
***SIGN*** Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
***SIGN*** no kidding...
***SIGN*** is she that desperate to be popular?
***SIGN*** say it isn't so, Shiho-sama lol
***SIGN*** plastic surgery, of course
***SIGN*** she would, wouldn't she?
***SIGN*** she left them in the dust
***SIGN*** that's just sad
***SIGN*** Shiho-samaaa
**[19:01] Processed Voice**
*Well, she* did *get plastic surgery,
but it wasn't cosmetic.*
**[19:04] Processed Voice**
* She had to do it to cover the*
* facial scar she got in junior high.*
**[19:12] Processed Voice**
*I'm the only one who knows the truth.*
***SIGN*** Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** has had plastic surgery.
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
***SIGN*** Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
has had plastic surgery.
**[19:17] Processed Voice**
*And the person who wrote that, of course,*
**[19:21] Processed Voice**
*is me.*
**[19:23] Processed Voice**
*It's not just that, either.*
**[19:25] Processed Voice**
*I know it all. Everything.*
**[19:29] (Flashback) Shiho's friend**
Did you see the TV drama?
**[19:30] (Flashback) Shiho**
Oh, I haven't seen it,
so don't spoil anything.
**[19:35] (Flashback) Shiho**
See you later.
**[19:35] (Flashback) Shiho's friend**
Bye!
**[19:44] Processed Voice**
*Because I was always watching.*
***SIGN*** Sawaragi
***SIGN*** Itami
**[19:49] Processed Voice**
* I know where you kept*
* your spare locker key...*
**[19:55] (Flashback) Shiho**
An anti-theft alarm?
**[19:57] (Flashback) Shiho**
Thanks! I'll keep it on my bag.
**[20:00] Processed Voice**
*Because I was always listening.*
**[20:04] (Flashback) Yutori**
That's why... That's why I...
**[20:08] (Flashback) Yutori**
I had to start compensated dating...
**[20:10] (Flashback) Shiho**
Don't worry. I promise to keep it a secret.
**[20:14] Processed Voice**
*Even private conversations...*
**[20:18] (Flashback) Shiho**
Oh, is that a cut?
**[20:20] (Flashback) Shiho**
You'd better treat it or it'll leave a scar.
**[20:23] (Flashback) Shiho**
Take those off and show me.
**[20:26] (Flashback) Shiho**
Yeah, that's definitely a cut.
**[20:30] (Flashback) Yutori**
My fountain pen went flying
and must have cut you.
**[20:32] (Flashback) Yutori**
You'd better get it treated.
**[20:35] Processed Voice**
*It's okay. I don't think anyone will notice.*
**[20:40] (Flashback) Tenji**
Yeah, maybe.
**[20:47] Tenji**
Break... Break... Break...
**[20:52] Tenji**
* Shiho-chan's relationships*
* will all break into pieces!*
**[20:57] Tenji**
*And when you're left alone, all by yourself,*
**[21:01] Tenji**
*I'll say sweet things to you.*
**[21:04] Tenji**
*And then, Shiho-chan, how will you react?*
**[21:10] Tenji**
*What will you say to me then?*
**[21:13] Tenji**
*Just imagining it makes me... makes me so...*
***SIGN*** NEXT: Seriously? That's So Cringe!
# E4 - Seriously? That's So Cringe
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU08V8J/seriously-thats-so-cringe)
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**[00:07] Shiho**
I'm really not the one who
told Yutori-chan's secret...
**[00:11] Tenji**
Shiho-chan...
**[00:12] Shiho**
Please, will you believe me, Tenji-san?
**[00:16] Tenji**
Of course I will.
**[00:19] Tenji**
*After all, I'm the one who revealed it.*
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho likes
Katagiri Yuichi.
And the same Sawaragi
Shiho used to date
Mikasa Tenji.
**[00:22] Tenji**
* I wrote both the first secret,*
* and the second one, too.*
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
***SIGN*** Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
has had plastic surgery.
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto took
baths with his mother
until junior high.
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi once
didn't take a bath
for a week.
**[00:27] Tenji**
* As for the other two,*
* Shibe likes Shiho-chan,*
**[00:31] Tenji**
*and Yuichi said he would cooperate with her,*
**[00:34] Tenji**
* so they both probably bad-mouthed*
* each other to get her out of first place.*
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouthing So Far
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho likes Katagiri Yuichi.
And the same Sawaragi Shiho used to date Mikasa Tenji.
***SIGN*** Actually, Sawaragi Shiho has had plastic surgery.
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto took baths with his mother until junior high.
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi once didn't take a bath for a week.
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori engaged in compensated dating in junior high.
**[00:37] Tenji**
*But I'm the one who told the biggest secrets,*
**[00:42] Tenji**
*and I did it all to destroy her friendships!*
***SIGN*** Friendship
***SIGN*** thief
***SIGN*** parent and child crooks
***SIGN*** Episode 4: Seriously? That's So Cringe!
***SIGN*** Episode 4: Seriously? That's So Cringe!
**[02:21] Maria**
They've all stopped.
**[02:23] Tsukino**
Yes, but this is how Bad-Mouth Sugoroku
is meant to be played.
**[02:28] Tsukino**
The seeds of doubt sown in the first game
are beginning to sprout.
**[02:32] Tsukino**
Soon, they'll all hate each other.
**[02:35] Tsukino**
And if there is a traitor in the group,
**[02:37] Tsukino**
it will be nearly impossible
to restore their friendships.
***SIGN*** what's taking so long?
***SIGN*** hurry up and vote
***SIGN*** hurry tf up
***SIGN*** hurry up lol
***SIGN*** ello
***SIGN*** jealous girls are scary
***SIGN*** where's the bad-mouthing
***SIGN*** nothin yet?
***SIGN*** I'm hear
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps lol
***SIGN*** well this turned into a huge mess lmao
***SIGN*** I believe Shiho-sama!
***SIGN*** gogogo
***SIGN*** so slow
**[02:41] Shiho**
Tenji-san, you believed me when I said
I didn't bad-mouth Yutori, right?
**[02:46] Tenji**
Yeah, that's right.
**[02:48] Shiho**
Who do you think bad-mouthed her, then?
**[02:53] Tenji**
Shiho-chan!
**[02:55] Tenji**
If you start looking for a villain too,
**[02:57] Tenji**
we'll never be able to
restore our friendships!
**[03:00] Shiho**
I-I'm sorry.
**[03:04] Tenji**
*I was already expecting that question.*
**[03:08] Tenji**
* Kokorogi-san's feelings toward*
* Shiho-chan are already destroyed.*
**[03:12] Tenji**
* Next, I have to destroy Shiho-chan's*
* feelings toward Kokorogi-san.*
**[03:17] Tenji**
But since you're being set up, I can
understand why you'd worry about it.
**[03:23] Tenji**
You know, and I'm just saying this
because I'm on your side,
**[03:29] Tenji**
but what if Kokorogi-san wrote that *herself?*
**[03:34] Shiho**
N-No way!
**[03:35] Tenji**
Of course that's just a guess, and I don't
want to believe it's true either,
**[03:41] Tenji**
but looking at *that*, it makes you wonder.
**[03:50] Tenji**
You might have already noticed,
but I think Kokorogi-san likes Yuichi, too.
**[03:57] Tenji**
And now she's figured out
that you also like him.
**[04:01] Tenji**
Kokorogi-san has no self-confidence,
**[04:04] Tenji**
and she knows that Shibe and I like you, too.
**[04:08] Tenji**
She knows that she'd never win
Yuichi if she's up against you.
**[04:11] Tenji**
So maybe she revealed her own secret
**[04:14] Tenji**
and cried like that to elicit
sympathy from Yuichi.
**[04:18] Tenji**
Then she accused you of writing it,
making you look bad.
**[04:23] Shiho**
T-That's really overthinking it.
**[04:26] Tenji**
Yeah, you're right. Sorry.
**[04:28] Tenji**
But if it's true, I'd feel bad for Yuichi.
**[04:34] Shiho**
Huh?
**[04:35] Tenji**
Yuichi is really innocent and sweet, right?
**[04:38] Tenji**
If a weak girl started pleading for his help,
I doubt he'd be able to refuse,
**[04:44] Tenji**
even if he really liked someone else.
**[04:49] Tenji**
For Yuichi, that would be really unpleasant.
**[04:53] Shiho**
You might be right,
**[04:56] Shiho**
but then why would you
tell me something like that?
**[05:00] Tenji**
I told you why.
**[05:01] Tenji**
I'm on your side, Shiho-chan.
**[05:04] Tenji**
I don't want to see you get
hurt any more. That's all.
**[05:10] Shiho**
Okay. I'll think about it.
**[05:15] Tenji**
* That might not be enough to blow up*
* your friendship with Kokorogi-san,*
**[05:19] Tenji**
*but I think the fuse is lit, at least.*
**[05:22] Tenji**
*Still, Yuichi, you truly are wicked.*
**[05:28] Tenji**
* Not only are you putting*
* Shiho-chan through this,*
**[05:31] Tenji**
*you're forcing me to feel this way!*
**[05:34] Manabu**
Hey, cut out the PDA. Hurry up
and get back to the game!
**[05:38] Yuichi**
Yeah, you're right.
**[05:42] Yuichi**
Sorry Tenji, but could you go first?
**[05:45] Tenji**
Huh? Oh, sure.
**[05:51] Tenji**
* Oh, well. It would only draw*
* suspicion if I seemed reluctant.*
**[05:56] Tenji**
*Let's see, what should I write next?*
**[05:59] Tenji**
* Now that I've lit the fuse, maybe something*
* to fan the flames of Shiho-chan's anger*
**[06:04] Tenji**
* and totally destroy her friendship*
* with Kokorogi-san...*
**[06:09] Tenji**
*No, wait—*
***SIGN*** Period 05 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
***SIGN*** Shiho
***SIGN*** Yutori
***SIGN*** Yuichi
***SIGN*** Shibe
***SIGN*** Tenji
***SIGN*** 13 spaces - 1,800,000 yen
***SIGN*** 9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
***SIGN*** 8 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
***SIGN*** 7 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
***SIGN*** 5 spaces - 700,000 yen
**[06:10] Tenji**
*Currently I'm so far behind I stand out,*
**[06:15] Tenji**
* and they might suspect something because*
* I haven't gotten a single bad-mouth yet.*
**[06:20] Tenji**
* Should I write something*
* about myself this time?*
**[06:23] Tenji**
* As long as I track our rankings*
* and stay mindful of who I write about,*
**[06:27] Tenji**
*I shouldn't raise suspicion.*
**[06:30] Tenji**
* And maybe I can use this bad-mouth*
* to my own advantage...*
**[06:41] Tenji**
*Oh. The three minutes aren't up yet.*
***SIGN*** - The game is played in periods
- Each period, you bad-mouth someone
- Write it down on the bad-mouth card in the private room
- Once you enter the private room, you can't leave for three minutes
- You can write as many things as you want about each person
- You may submit a blank bad-mouth card
- You may lie (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player)
- The number of spaces you move is determined by the god survey
**[06:50] Tenji**
I'm done—
**[06:51] Yuichi**
That's enough!
**[06:56] Tenji**
*Yuichi... slapped Shiho-chan?!*
**[07:00] Yuichi**
S-Sorry, Sawaragi, but that's your bad.
**[07:07] Yuichi**
How could you say that Kokorogi
wrote that one herself?
**[07:10] Yuichi**
There's no way!
**[07:12] Tenji**
* She told Kokorogi-san*
* the same thing I told her?*
**[07:17] Shiho**
You don't get it, Yuichi.
**[07:22] Shiho**
When a woman really wants something,
she'll play dirty to get it.
**[07:27] Shiho**
Isn't that right, Yutori?
**[07:30] Yutori**
You're right.
**[07:33] Yutori**
Like the way *some people* use
plastic surgery to get pretty!
**[07:39] Tenji**
*Just look at this!*
**[07:41] Shiho**
Huh. So you're going to keep on about that?
**[07:46] Shiho**
I kept quiet because I really
didn't want to remember it,
**[07:51] Shiho**
but I didn't get plastic
surgery to "get pretty."
**[07:55] Shiho**
I got into trouble a long time ago
and got a scar on my face.
**[07:58] Shiho**
The surgery was to cover it up.
**[08:01] Shibe**
I-Is that what happened?
**[08:03] Shiho**
Yutori, if you don't believe me,
then I don't care anymore.
***SIGN*** what about votes?
***SIGN*** nasty bad-mouth!
***SIGN*** u mad
***SIGN*** now things are heating up lol
***SIGN*** what're the results tho?
***SIGN*** get her lmaooo
***SIGN*** hurry up and vote
***SIGN*** did they forget the game?
***SIGN*** get on with it
***SIGN*** I bet the next one will be big lol
***SIGN*** hurry tf up!!
**[08:08] Shiho**
But if you keep attacking me like this,
then I'll stop trusting you, too!
**[08:15] Yutori**
Fine. I don't care
**[08:16] Yutori**
as long as Yuichi still believes me.
**[08:21] Yutori**
You promised that you'd believe me
no matter what, right, Yuichi?
**[08:27] Yuichi**
Uh, yeah.
**[08:29] Shiho**
Yuichi!
**[08:31] Tenji**
*It's over now.*
**[08:33] Tenji**
* Kokorogi-san and Shiho-chan's*
* friendship has totally collapsed.*
**[08:38] Tenji**
* And Yuichi and Shiho-chan's*
* relationship is showing strain, too.*
**[08:42] Tenji**
* I didn't expect this to happen*
* when I wasn't looking.*
**[08:45] Tenji**
*Lucky me!*
**[08:48] Tenji**
Sorry, Shiho-chan. I shouldn't
have said that much.
**[08:52] Shiho**
No, that's not it.
**[08:54] Tenji**
But...
**[08:56] Shiho**
I wanted to talk to her to clear things up,
**[08:59] Shiho**
but she wasn't having it,
and it pissed me off.
**[09:02] Shiho**
It's fine, though. I don't want to talk
to Yutori or Yuichi anymore.
**[09:07] Tenji**
Shiho-chan!
**[09:09] Tenji**
Since Yuichi says he'll believe
Kokorogi-san no matter what,
**[09:12] Tenji**
then I'll believe *you*, no matter what!
**[09:16] Tenji**
So cheer up!
**[09:17] Tenji**
I know I probably can't
replace Yuichi, though.
**[09:23] Shiho**
That isn't true. I'm really grateful.
**[09:28] Tenji**
*Oh, this is great!*
**[09:30] Tenji**
* Shiho-chan's heart is starting to turn*
* away from Yuichi and toward me!*
**[09:34] Tenji**
* Now my next setup will*
* be even more effective!*
**[09:38] Maria**
Shiho-chan was supposed to like Yuichi-kun,
**[09:41] Maria**
but now things are looking
good with Tenji-kun.
**[09:44] Tsukino**
Women are sensible creatures.
**[09:46] Tsukino**
No matter how much they like someone,
they can fall out of love in an instant.
**[09:50] Tsukino**
Especially if they connect with someone
else who understands them even better.
**[09:56] Manabu**
Hey, guys! Only Tenji-kun
has submitted a card so far.
**[10:00] Manabu**
Who's up next?
**[10:03] Yutori**
Ah, I guess I'll go.
**[10:10] Yuichi**
I'll go next.
**[10:21] Manabu**
Did you all turn them in?
***SIGN*** Sixth Period
**[10:25] Manabu**
This time there are two exposés.
**[10:28] Tenji**
*Two? One is mine, but who wrote the other?*
**[10:32] Manabu**
"Sawaragi Shiho actually
usually wears men's boxers."
**[10:37] Manabu**
"They're usually either grey or black."
**[10:40] Shiho**
Yutori!
**[10:42] Tenji**
Shiho-chan, calm down!
**[10:44] Tenji**
*I see. That must be Kokorogi-san's revenge.*
**[10:48] Manabu**
And the other one is...
**[10:50] Manabu**
Oh, this is pretty interesting.
**[10:53] Manabu**
Mikasa Tenji is actually
lying about his age.
**[10:59] Yuichi**
T-Tenji, is that true?
**[11:01] Tenji**
Well, "lying" is a bit of an exaggeration,
but I am one year older than you guys.
**[11:08] Tenji**
After I graduated from junior high,
I went to a different high school.
**[11:13] Tenji**
But I had problems and skipped almost
the whole year, so I dropped out.
**[11:19] Tenji**
After that, I entered our school
and started over from first year.
**[11:24] Tenji**
Sorry, I didn't mean to keep it a secret.
I just didn't want to bring it up.
**[11:28] Yuichi**
You don't need to apologize for that.
**[11:31] Tenji**
Although the thing that surprises me is...
**[11:33] Tenji**
Shiho-chan and I were childhood friends,
so I thought she was the only one who knew.
**[11:37] Shiho**
Huh...
**[11:39] Shiho**
Huh?!
**[11:41] Shibe**
Shiho...
**[11:42] Yuichi**
Sawaragi...
**[11:44] Yutori**
This again?
**[11:46] Shiho**
N-No! It wasn't me, Tenji-san!
**[11:49] Tenji**
Oh, sorry.
**[11:51] Tenji**
I didn't mean to doubt you or anything.
**[11:54] Tenji**
Like I said, I trust you.
**[11:57] Shiho**
Then...
**[11:58] Tenji**
It's just...
**[12:00] Tenji**
You've probably noticed this too,
but you're becoming isolated.
**[12:06] Tenji**
Of course, I will absolutely
never betray you.
**[12:10] Tenji**
I can't speak for the others, though.
**[12:16] Tenji**
From now on, I want you to stay close to me.
**[12:19] Tenji**
Don't do anything on your own.
**[12:22] Shiho**
Okay.
**[12:23] Tenji**
Thanks.
**[12:25] Tenji**
* Perfect. Now Shiho-chan will*
* have to listen to everything I say!*
***SIGN*** Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[12:34] Manabu**
So, here's the result of the god survey!
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho - Move 5 spaces
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji - Move 4 spaces
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi - Move 1 space
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto - Move 1 space
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori - Move 1 space
***SIGN*** lmaooo screw you
***SIGN*** good ol' Shiho
***SIGN*** hows it feel?
***SIGN*** yikes lmao
***SIGN*** lol
***SIGN*** old content lol
***SIGN*** lmaoooo
***SIGN*** lmao Shiho again
***SIGN*** someone doesn't like you lol
***SIGN*** it's happening
***SIGN*** got what you deserved lolll
**[12:44] Manabu**
And here is the current status.
***SIGN*** Period 06
***SIGN*** Spaces Moved
***SIGN*** Debt Amount (game 2 only)
***SIGN*** Shiho
***SIGN*** Yutori
***SIGN*** Yuichi
***SIGN*** Tenji
***SIGN*** Shibe
***SIGN*** 18 spaces
***SIGN*** 10 spaces - 800,000 yen
***SIGN*** 9 spaces - 1,500,000 yen
***SIGN*** 9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
***SIGN*** 8 spaces - 1,300,000 yen
**[12:48] Manabu**
Uh-oh! What will Shiho-sama get
while she's that far in the lead?
***SIGN*** Special Chance
**[12:54] Manabu**
Ta-da!
**[12:55] Shiho**
Special chance?
***SIGN*** Special Chance
***SIGN*** Special Chance
***SIGN*** The first person to stop on this space can nominate one member from the group including themselves.
**[12:58] Tenji**
Nominate one of us five?
**[13:01] Manabu**
The person nominated here
will get a bombshell exposé
**[13:06] Manabu**
that we investigated in
the Tomodachi Game office!
***SIGN*** Forgivable
***SIGN*** Unforgivable
**[13:11] Manabu**
We'll then collect votes on whether
that info is forgivable or not.
**[13:15] Manabu**
That person can zip ahead based
on the percentage of the response.
***SIGN*** Unforgivable
***SIGN*** under 10% - move 0 spaces
10% range - move 1 space
20% range - move 2 spaces
30% range - move 3 spaces
...
90% range - move 9 spaces
100% range - move 10 spaces
**[13:19] Manabu**
Basically, it's a special chance
for a huge turnaround!
***SIGN*** Special Chance!!
**[13:24] Tenji**
*Chance?*
**[13:27] Tenji**
*This...*
**[13:30] Tenji**
*This puts me in a bind!*
***SIGN*** Special Chance
***SIGN*** The first person to stop on this space can nominate
one member from the group including themselves.
**[13:34] Tenji**
* If I get picked, the fact*
* that I stole the two million...*
**[13:39] Tenji**
*that I applied to play the Tomodachi Game...*
**[13:43] Tenji**
* There's a good chance*
* they'll both be revealed!!*
**[13:46] Tenji**
* If that gets out, everything*
* I've planned will be for nothing!*
**[13:51] Manabu**
Well then, Shiho-sama, who will you pick?
**[13:54] Manabu**
Will it be Yutori-chan, now
that she's gotten so cocky?
**[13:56] Manabu**
Or Shibe, simply because
he's safe in last place?
**[14:00] Manabu**
Of course if you're up for self-sacrifice,
you can choose yourself.
**[14:04] Manabu**
Ah, but aren't you interested in hearing
your beloved Yuichi-kun's secrets?
**[14:07] Manabu**
Tenji-kun seems like your ally now,
so maybe you shouldn't pick him.
**[14:12] Tenji**
*Yes! That's exactly right!*
**[14:14] Manabu**
On the other hand,
**[14:15] Manabu**
picking the person you trust most
might be the best move
**[14:19] Manabu**
because there's a good chance
he isn't guilty of anything.
**[14:22] Tenji**
*W-Why, you...*
**[14:24] Manabu**
If he's truly innocent, we
wouldn't be able find anything
**[14:28] Manabu**
no matter how deep we dig.
**[14:30] Shiho**
If there's nothing to expose,
then nobody will be hurt, right?
**[14:34] Tenji**
* O-Oh, no! I built up so much*
* trust, it's backfiring!*
**[14:39] Shiho**
Then, Tenji-san...
**[14:44] Shibe**
Pick me for this, Shiho!
**[14:47] Tenji**
Shibe?!
**[14:48] Shiho**
W-Why you?
**[14:50] Shibe**
Well, I gave it some thought.
**[14:54] Shibe**
I've been thoughtless and have said
some awful things to you all...
**[14:58] Shibe**
I know this won't make up for all that,
**[15:02] Shibe**
but I want to stay friends with you guys.
**[15:05] Shiho**
Shibe...
**[15:07] Tenji**
* I see. Now that he knows she*
* didn't have cosmetic surgery,*
**[15:11] Tenji**
*he wants to score some points with her.*
**[15:13] Shibe**
And I'm confident.
**[15:16] Shibe**
I'm not hiding anything that can hurt me.
**[15:18] Shibe**
Not a thing!
**[15:20] Shiho**
Are you sure?
**[15:21] Shibe**
Of course! Don't hold back.
**[15:24] Shiho**
I'll choose Shibe, then.
**[15:26] Manabu**
Okay!
**[15:28] Tenji**
*That was close!*
**[15:31] Manabu**
So, Shibe, you really don't
have anything to hide?
**[15:35] Shibe**
Like I said, no chance!
**[15:37] Manabu**
Too bad! You do!
**[15:43] Shiho**
I've seen that person somewhere...
**[15:46] Shibe**
D-Dad?
**[15:48] Manabu**
Yup! That's your dad, the city
council member Shibe Masakazu.
**[15:52] Manabu**
According to our investigation,
he's had trouble with women,
**[15:55] Manabu**
abused and sexually harassed
his secretary, and has taken bribes
**[15:58] Manabu**
from business and criminal organizations.
**[16:01] Manabu**
Recently, he's been throwing money
around to cover up some scandal.
**[16:06] Manabu**
In other words, Shibe's dad is...
***SIGN*** total scumbag
**[16:09] Manabu**
a total scumbag.
**[16:14] Maria**
I didn't think they'd go after his family!
**[16:16] Maria**
But those aren't *his* crimes, yeah?
In his shoes, I wouldn't care.
**[16:21] Tsukino**
That's a very childish way of thinking.
**[16:22] Maria**
Huh?
**[16:24] Tsukino**
What would you do if your child was
friends with the son of a criminal?
**[16:28] Maria**
W-Well...
**[16:31] Tsukino**
"You can't play with kids from that family."
**[16:34] Tsukino**
Wouldn't you say something like that?
**[16:36] Maria**
Y-Yeah, if it was my kid,
I'd probably think about it.
**[16:40] Tsukino**
That's how the great majority would react.
**[16:43] Tsukino**
No matter how pure their friendship is,
society wouldn't accept it,
**[16:48] Tsukino**
and if the parents are aware of that,
**[16:50] Tsukino**
they wouldn't want to put
their child through hell.
**[16:55] Shibe**
My dad is...
**[16:58] Tenji**
*I can use this!*
**[17:01] Shiho**
Shibe, I'm really sorry.
**[17:04] Shiho**
But that's about your dad.
I don't hold it against *you*.
**[17:09] Shibe**
S-Shiho...
**[17:14] Tenji**
Shiho-chan, keep away from Shibe!
**[17:16] Tenji**
Look Shibe,
**[17:18] Tenji**
is your dad really the only one
who did something bad?
**[17:21] Shibe**
Huh?
**[17:22] Tenji**
Well, isn't it strange?
**[17:24] Tenji**
Why would you volunteer like that?
**[17:26] Shibe**
W-What do you mean?
**[17:28] Tenji**
No matter how conscious you are
of trying to live a squeaky-clean life,
**[17:32] Tenji**
I'm wondering if you still might have done
something that you just don't remember.
**[17:37] Tenji**
It just isn't normal to volunteer like that.
**[17:41] Tenji**
Don't you guys think so?
**[17:43] Tenji**
But you did anyway.
**[17:45] Tenji**
You even insisted that
you had nothing to hide.
**[17:49] Tenji**
If you're that sure of yourself,
**[17:52] Tenji**
maybe you have done something,
and you just had your dad cover it up
**[17:57] Tenji**
with the power of his money!
**[17:59] Shiho**
That's going too far!
**[18:01] Tenji**
Shiho-chan, do you really think
he had only good intentions?
**[18:05] Tenji**
He wanted to show off for you
**[18:08] Tenji**
once he found out you
didn't have cosmetic surgery.
**[18:11] Shiho**
I-Is that true, Shibe?
**[18:16] Tenji**
It never made sense to me.
**[18:18] Tenji**
How could students like us
get 20 million yen in debt?
**[18:21] (Flashback) Manabu**
You'll be able to repay your
20-million-yen debt in a jiffy!
**[18:25] Tenji**
And what else did Manabu say?
**[18:27] Tenji**
That your dad's been throwing around cash
to try to cover up some big scandal.
**[18:34] Tenji**
Maybe that scandal has
something to do with you.
**[18:38] Yutori**
Shibe-kun...
**[18:39] Shibe**
Yutori! Yuichi!
**[18:41] Shibe**
W-Wait a minute!
**[18:43] Tenji**
Shiho-chan, we should keep our distance
until this is cleared up.
**[18:48] Shibe**
Shiho!
**[18:53] Shibe**
W-Wait, guys! Listen! Listen to me!
**[18:58] Shibe**
Yuichi! Yutori! Shiho!
**[19:02] Shibe**
Listen... to... me...
**[19:10] Tenji**
*Sorry, Shibe.*
**[19:12] Tenji**
* That worked even better than*
* I expected. I'm a little surprised.*
**[19:15] Tenji**
* It probably felt good when you*
* jumped up like a hero to volunteer.*
**[19:20] Tenji**
*How awkward.*
**[19:22] Tenji**
* You really are awkward and stupid,*
* you adorable little thing.*
**[19:27] Shibe**
W-Why is this happening to me?
**[19:31] Manabu**
Shibe, you're so lame.
***SIGN*** Forgivable
***SIGN*** Unforgivable
**[19:35] Manabu**
Here's the result of the special chance!
***SIGN*** 8 spaces - 1,300,000 yen
***SIGN*** Period 06 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
***SIGN*** Shiho
***SIGN*** Shibe
***SIGN*** Yutori
***SIGN*** Yuichi
***SIGN*** Tenji
***SIGN*** 18 spaces - 1,800,000 yen
***SIGN*** 10 spaces - 800,000 yen
***SIGN*** 9 spaces - 1,500,000 yen
***SIGN*** 9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
**[19:37] Manabu**
Shibe moved nine spaces and
danced into second place.
***SIGN*** 17 spaces - 1,500,000 yen
**[19:41] Tenji**
* Shibe is isolated enough, but maybe*
* I'll finish him off with the next one*
**[19:47] Tenji**
* to make sure he can't get close*
* to Shiho-chan again.*
***SIGN*** Seventh Period
**[19:51] Manabu**
Let's see. This time there was
one bad-mouth card.
**[19:55] Manabu**
Huh?
**[19:56] Manabu**
Shibe, seriously? If this is
real, that's so cringe.
**[20:02] Manabu**
"Shibe Makoto has actually"
**[20:05] Manabu**
"killed a person."
**[20:11] Tenji**
*What's the meaning of this?*
**[20:14] Tenji**
*I didn't write anything like that!*
**[20:17] Tenji**
* I mean, I didn't even write*
* anything this time!*
**[20:21] Tenji**
* At first, I wanted to write*
* something to finish Shibe off,*
**[20:25] Tenji**
* but I've already stirred up*
* so much trouble.*
**[20:27] Tenji**
* If I messed up, I thought*
* it'd look suspicious,*
**[20:30] Tenji**
*so I left my card blank!*
**[20:32] Tenji**
*And Shibe killed someone?*
**[20:35] Tenji**
*Is that true?*
**[20:36] Tenji**
* No, whether it's true*
* or not, that card...*
**[20:40] Tenji**
*Who was it, and why?!*
**[20:43] Tenji**
*Wait... That look...*
**[20:47] Tenji**
*Yuichi, no way! You again?*
**[20:52] Maria**
Senpai, look at this!
**[20:54] Tsukino**
Yes, it seems he's starting something again.
**[20:58] Tsukino**
Katagiri Yuichi versus the traitor...
We can't take our eyes off this now.
**[21:03] Tsukino**
Katagiri Yuichi must have already
been setting something up.
**[21:07] Tsukino**
Do you remember?
**[21:09] Tsukino**
If you were watching closely,
you must have noticed.
**[21:13] Tsukino**
As long as you're not some gullible idiot.
***SIGN*** NEXT: Yuichi-kun, You're Pretty Dumb, Aren't You?
# E5 - Yuichi-kun, You're Pretty Dumb, Aren't You?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN4P44/yuichi-kun-youre-pretty-dumb-arent-you)
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**[00:02] Tenji**
* I have the right to take*
* everything from Shiho-chan.*
**[00:06] Tenji**
*Her smile, her trust, her friends...*
**[00:12] Tenji**
* Because she robbed me of the most*
* important thing in this world.*
**[00:18] Tenji**
*Yuichi, if you try to get in my way,*
**[00:23] Tenji**
*I'll crush you with all of my strength!*
***SIGN*** Friendship
***SIGN*** thief
***SIGN*** parent and child crooks
***SIGN*** here we go!
***SIGN*** LOL
***SIGN*** whoa lol
***SIGN*** no way!
***SIGN*** murderer!
***SIGN*** lol
***SIGN*** seriously?
***SIGN*** you're done
***SIGN*** hype lol
***SIGN*** scum
***SIGN*** god round
***SIGN*** what a bombshell
***SIGN*** lmaooo
***SIGN*** lolol
***SIGN*** Episode 5: Yuichi-kun, You're Pretty Dumb, Aren't You?
***SIGN*** Episode 5: Yuichi-kun, You're Pretty Dumb, Aren't You?
**[01:59] Manabu**
Hey, hey, Shibe,
**[02:00] Manabu**
is it true that you've
actually killed a person?
**[02:03] Shibe**
How could it be?! It *has* to be a lie!
**[02:06] Tenji**
*Yeah... probably.*
**[02:09] Tenji**
* Thinking about it, regardless*
* of what his dad did,*
**[02:11] Tenji**
* there's no way a guy like*
* Shibe could kill someone.*
**[02:14] Tenji**
* So Yuichi is undoubtedly the one*
* who bad-mouthed him...*
**[02:19] Tenji**
*Does that mean he has some kind of plan?*
**[02:21] Shibe**
Manabu-sensei! That bad-mouth is a lie!
**[02:24] Shibe**
That means the person
who wrote it gets a penalty!
**[02:26] Manabu**
Oh? Is that right?
**[02:28] Tenji**
*That's it!*
***SIGN*** (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player)
**[02:29] Tenji**
* If Yuichi gets slapped with a penalty,*
* we'll know he's the one who wrote it.*
**[02:34] Manabu**
Okay, if you say it's a lie,
**[02:37] Manabu**
then prove it to us.
**[02:40] Shibe**
Huh?
**[02:41] Tenji**
*What?!*
**[02:42] Shibe**
P-Prove it?
**[02:43] Shibe**
I'm telling you I didn't do it!
**[02:46] Manabu**
That's what they all say. Are you dumb?
**[02:49] Shibe**
Um, fine. So find out if I have a record, then!
**[02:52] Manabu**
Huh? Even when there's a good chance
you had your papa cover up the crime?
**[02:57] Manabu**
How would that prove anything?
**[03:00] Shibe**
Then how can I...
**[03:02] Manabu**
Well, if the person who wrote the lie
comes forward, it's a different story.
**[03:07] Manabu**
Oh!
**[03:08] Manabu**
Okay! When you're in a pinch, ask the gods!
***SIGN*** Q: Do you believe what Shibe said?
***SIGN*** Believe
***SIGN*** Don't Believe
**[03:11] Manabu**
Let's take a god survey to decide
if we believe Shibe.
**[03:15] Manabu**
If the "Believe" side gets over
50% percent, we'll call that proof.
***SIGN*** Q: Do you believe what Shibe said?
***SIGN*** Believe
***SIGN*** Don't Believe
***SIGN*** u dumbass lmao
***SIGN*** murderer lol
***SIGN*** this is pissing me off
***SIGN*** lol
***SIGN*** god round lol
***SIGN*** no chance lol
***SIGN*** are you dumb lol
***SIGN*** gross lol
***SIGN*** no way do we believe you
***SIGN*** lolol
**[03:21] Shibe**
I didn't do it! Believe me, gods!
**[03:24] Shibe**
Why would I have any reason to kill someone?
**[03:26] Shibe**
My life honestly hasn't been
that hard so far.
**[03:30] Shibe**
Whenever I've had trouble, my dad's
taken care of everything for me!
**[03:34] Tenji**
*Idiot.*
***SIGN*** Q: Do you believe what Shibe said?
***SIGN*** Believe
***SIGN*** Don't Believe
***SIGN*** this guy's a total idiot lol
***SIGN*** he looks like he'd cover it up
***SIGN*** lolol
***SIGN*** you're screwed lmaooo
***SIGN*** did you really kill someone?
***SIGN*** can't believe a word
***SIGN*** hype!!
***SIGN*** hell yeah
***SIGN*** I'm pissed lol
***SIGN*** lmao
***SIGN*** 1% is naive
**[03:39] Manabu**
Too bad!
***SIGN*** 17 spaces - 1,500,000 yen
***SIGN*** Period 07 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
***SIGN*** Shibe
***SIGN*** Shiho
***SIGN*** Yutori
***SIGN*** Yuichi
***SIGN*** Tenji
***SIGN*** 19 spaces - 2,000,000 yen
***SIGN*** 11 spaces - 900,000 yen
***SIGN*** 10 spaces - 1,300,000 yen
***SIGN*** 10 spaces - 800,000 yen
**[03:41] Manabu**
With that, Shibe moves five spaces
and jumps into the lead!
***SIGN*** 22 spaces - 1,600,000 yen
**[03:45] Maria**
Yikes! What a way to put it!
**[03:48] Tsukino**
Well, they probably wouldn't have
believed Shibe no matter what he said.
**[03:53] Tsukino**
Nothing smells as fishy as an
excuse from a rich person.
**[03:56] Tsukino**
In this country, the speaker is
more important than their words.
**[04:02] Tenji**
* So you can't really prove anything's*
* a lie without clear evidence.*
**[04:06] Tenji**
*Could Yuichi have calculated that far ahead?*
**[04:09] Yuichi**
Don't worry, Shibe. I believe you.
**[04:13] Yuichi**
There's no way you could kill someone.
**[04:16] Shibe**
Yuichi...
**[04:19] Yuichi**
But this bad-mouth made it clear.
**[04:22] Yuichi**
One of us is a traitor, and is deliberately
trying to destroy our friendship.
**[04:28] Yuichi**
And I've figured out who that is.
**[04:32] Tenji**
*What?! Did he catch me?*
**[04:36] Yuichi**
That culprit's written all of the really
nasty bad-mouthing so far.
**[04:40] Tenji**
*No way. Are you...*
**[04:43] Yuichi**
So can we stop fighting
among ourselves, guys?
**[04:46] Yuichi**
It's all a single person's fault.
**[04:48] Tenji**
*I see now.*
**[04:50] Tenji**
* He's trying to blame it all on the traitor*
* to bring everyone together.*
**[04:55] Tenji**
*If he does...*
**[04:57] Shibe**
Who's the traitor, then?!
**[04:59] Yuichi**
I can't tell you yet.
**[05:02] Tenji**
*So, you were bluffing after all?*
**[05:04] Tenji**
*Most likely. I haven't made any mistakes.*
**[05:07] Yuichi**
Well, to be more precise,
there's no need to say any more,
**[05:12] Yuichi**
because I figured out
a strategy to win the game.
**[05:18] Tenji**
*A winning strategy for this kind of game?!*
**[05:21] Yuichi**
One thing's been bugging
me since we started:
**[05:24] Yuichi**
The fact that this game isn't fair at all.
**[05:30] Yuichi**
In the first few rounds, we trusted
each other and kept pace together.
**[05:34] Yuichi**
But after just two spaces, our total
debt went over 3 million yen.
***SIGN*** Players who stop on this space will
"Lose your wallet on the way home from school"
***SIGN*** - 100,000 yen
**[05:39] Yuichi**
For a game that only gives
2 million yen for winning,
***SIGN*** Players who stop on this space will
"Buy a painting of a dolphin from
a beautiful woman on the street"
***SIGN*** - 500,000 yen
**[05:42] Yuichi**
that was totally unfair.
**[05:45] Yuichi**
Of course, we're the ones in debt.
**[05:47] Yuichi**
We have to deal with some
of it being unreasonable.
**[05:50] Yuichi**
But a game that's totally
unfair is boring to watch.
***SIGN*** we're watching lol
***SIGN*** keep going!! lol
***SIGN*** we're watching lolol
***SIGN*** we're watching lmao
***SIGN*** make it more fun lol
***SIGN*** too much talk
***SIGN*** lolol
**[05:56] Yuichi**
The Tomodachi Game has an audience.
***SIGN*** we're watching lolol
***SIGN*** we're god lol
***SIGN*** I always enjoy this
***SIGN*** I'm a regular lol
***SIGN*** lmaooo
***SIGN*** what's the point of this?
***SIGN*** whens the next surprise?
***SIGN*** we're watching
***SIGN*** hurry up and make it fun!
***SIGN*** hi
**[05:58] Yuichi**
It's the management's job
to make it fun for the audience.
**[06:02] Yuichi**
If the game isn't fair on
some level, it won't be fun.
**[06:07] Yuichi**
Games are fun because you
don't know how they'll end.
**[06:10] Yuichi**
All of that leads me to one conclusion.
**[06:14] Yuichi**
Do you remember what
happened in the sixth period?
***SIGN*** Fifth Period
***SIGN*** Period 05 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
***SIGN*** Sixth Period
***SIGN*** Period 06 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
***SIGN*** Shiho
***SIGN*** Yutori
***SIGN*** Yuichi
***SIGN*** Tenji
***SIGN*** Shibe
***SIGN*** 13 spaces - 1,800,000 yen
***SIGN*** 9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
***SIGN*** 8 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
***SIGN*** 7 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
***SIGN*** 5 spaces - 700,000 yen
**[06:17] Yuichi**
That was the first time we
got a space that lowered debt.
***SIGN*** Shiho
***SIGN*** Yutori
***SIGN*** Yuichi
***SIGN*** Shibe
***SIGN*** Tenji
***SIGN*** 18 spaces
***SIGN*** 10 spaces - 800,000 yen
***SIGN*** 9 spaces - 1,500,000 yen
***SIGN*** 9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
***SIGN*** 8 spaces - 1,300,000 yen
**[06:20] Yuichi**
Kokorogi's debt went down 200,000 yen.
**[06:23] Yuichi**
And remember what Manabu said at the start?
**[06:25] Yuichi**
Other than the bad-mouthing to get ahead,
"It's just normal Sugoroku."
**[06:30] Yuichi**
Normal Sugoroku would have spaces
that are positive and negative.
**[06:34] Yuichi**
If that's how the game keeps
things fair and interesting,
**[06:39] Yuichi**
then if you make it from start
to finish in Bad-Mouth Sugoroku,
**[06:43] Yuichi**
shouldn't your wins and losses
balance out at the end?
**[06:47] Maria**
Bingo!
***SIGN*** First Half
***SIGN*** minus (-) zone
***SIGN*** Second Half
***SIGN*** plus (+) zone
**[06:50] Maria**
In Bad-Mouth Sugoroku, to discourage
people from moving in sync,
**[06:54] Maria**
the negatives are
mostly in the first half.
**[06:56] Maria**
But in the second half,
positive spaces increase.
**[06:58] Maria**
It's just like he said.
**[07:00] Maria**
If you add up all the spaces on
the board, you come out even!
***SIGN*** 0 yen
**[07:05] Maria**
But... so what?
**[07:08] Maria**
You figured it out too late.
**[07:12] Shiho**
I think you're probably right, Yuichi,
**[07:15] Shiho**
but doesn't that just mean it's hard
to get more debt in the second half?
**[07:18] Tenji**
*That's right.*
**[07:20] Tenji**
*Even if we turn in blanks and move space
by space now, it won't close the gaps.*
***SIGN*** Period 07 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
***SIGN*** Shibe
***SIGN*** Shiho
***SIGN*** Yutori
***SIGN*** Yuichi
***SIGN*** Tenji
***SIGN*** 22 spaces - 1,600,000 yen
***SIGN*** 19 spaces - 2,000,000 yen
***SIGN*** 11 spaces - 900,000 yen
***SIGN*** 10 spaces - 1,300,000 yen
***SIGN*** 10 spaces - 800,000 yen
**[07:23] Tenji**
*Shibe will reach the goal alone
and the game will end.*
**[07:27] Yuichi**
The trouble with this game is that
you don't know who wrote what.
**[07:31] Yuichi**
But, what if we made it so you *could?*
**[07:37] Yuichi**
Listen. From here on, all of us
except the person in the lead,
**[07:41] Yuichi**
should bad-mouth *ourselves*.
***SIGN*** 1st Place Shibe => blank
***SIGN*** 2nd Place Shiho => self
***SIGN*** 3rd Place Yutori => self
***SIGN*** 4th Place Yuichi => self
***SIGN*** 5th Place Tenji => self
**[07:44] Yuichi**
If we promise to play the rest of the game
**[07:47] Yuichi**
so that everyone except the leader
only writes about themselves,
***SIGN*** 4th Place Yuichi => self
***SIGN*** 1st Place Shibe => blank
***SIGN*** 2nd Place Shiho => self
***SIGN*** 3rd Place Yutori => self
***SIGN*** 5th Place Tenji => self
**[07:51] Yuichi**
then if the traitor breaks that promise
and writes about Shibe,
***SIGN*** 4th Place Yuichi => Shibe
**[07:56] Yuichi**
this will happen.
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
1st Shibe -> yes
Shiho -> yes
Yutori -> yes
Yuichi -> no
Tenji -> yes
**[07:57] Yutori**
Yuichi's the only one who isn't bad-mouthed.
**[08:00] Yuichi**
Right. This way you'd immediately
know I'm the traitor.
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
**[08:04] Yuichi**
Basically, if we promise
to play the game like that,
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
**[08:07] Yuichi**
it's essentially the same
as signing our votes.
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
1st Shibe -> yes
Shiho -> yes
Yutori -> yes
Yuichi -> no
Tenji -> yes
**[08:10] Yuichi**
The traitor won't be able
to betray us any more!
**[08:13] Shiho**
I get it! That's why we don't need
to say who the traitor is.
**[08:17] Yuichi**
This way, we'd have to
move one space at a time.
**[08:21] Yuichi**
If we follow each other in order
and share our own secrets,
**[08:24] Yuichi**
it should be possible to catch
up to the same space.
**[08:27] Shibe**
Possible, you say...
**[08:29] Yuichi**
Yeah. It's not a perfect strategy.
**[08:33] Yuichi**
But at least...
**[08:35] Yuichi**
we could stop trying to hurt each other.
**[08:39] Yuichi**
I know we've all been through a lot, but can
we try to work together one more time?
**[08:43] Yuichi**
Our debt shouldn't increase
from here on out.
**[08:46] Yuichi**
Wouldn't it suck if our
friendship ended like this?
**[08:50] Shiho**
When you put it that way, Yuichi...
**[08:53] Tenji**
I'm against it!
**[08:54] Yuichi**
Why, Tenji? Everyone else is on board.
**[08:58] Yuichi**
Or... is there some reason why
it wouldn't work out for you?
**[09:05] Tenji**
Yuichi, do you really know
who the traitor is?
**[09:09] Yuichi**
O-Of course I do.
Why are you so intent on asking?
**[09:13] Tenji**
Then spit it out!
**[09:15] Tenji**
That way everyone can concentrate
their votes on the traitor
**[09:19] Tenji**
and make them finish first.
**[09:21] Tenji**
Isn't that the best strategy?
**[09:23] Yuichi**
B-But then, I know he's the traitor,
**[09:26] Yuichi**
but he'll be sent to the third game alone.
**[09:28] Yuichi**
That's too cruel—
**[09:29] Tenji**
Don't be dense!
***SIGN*** Katagiri
**[09:32] Tenji**
Yuichi, at this point, I think
it's stupid to trust anyone.
**[09:37] Tenji**
We're getting into the final rounds.
**[09:40] Tenji**
If we waste a valuable period on
this strategy and it doesn't work,
**[09:44] Tenji**
I'm gonna make you tell us who the traitor is.
**[09:47] Yuichi**
Y-Yeah.
**[09:48] Tenji**
And!
**[09:50] Tenji**
If you identify the traitor
without any kind of proof,
**[09:52] Tenji**
I'm never listening to you again.
**[09:55] Tenji**
Is that all right with you?!
**[09:58] Yuichi**
That's fine with me.
**[10:00] Tenji**
Is it?
**[10:02] Tenji**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Eighth Period
**[10:06] Yuichi**
Did everyone bad-mouth yourselves?
Except Shibe, since he's in first.
**[10:09] Yutori**
Yeah.
**[10:10] Shiho**
Of course.
**[10:12] Yuichi**
Good.
**[10:13] Yuichi**
There should be exactly
four bad-mouth cards.
**[10:16] Yuichi**
Even if there aren't that many,
**[10:17] Yuichi**
we should know right
away who didn't write one.
**[10:20] Manabu**
Let's see, this time there are...
**[10:24] Manabu**
ten cards in total!
**[10:29] Yuichi**
Ten... cards?
**[10:34] Manabu**
There were ten cards in the box!
**[10:37] Yuichi**
Ten cards?
**[10:38] Tenji**
* Sorry, Yuichi. There were holes*
* in your plan from the start.*
**[10:42] Manabu**
I'm honestly disappointed in you, Yuichi.
**[10:46] Manabu**
I was surprised when you said
you had a strategy,
**[10:48] Manabu**
but your plan was *so* weak!
**[10:51] Manabu**
Sure, if you could only write one card
each time, your strategy would work,
***SIGN*** - You can write as many things as you want about each person
**[10:57] Manabu**
but you have to remember the rules.
**[10:59] Manabu**
One of you probably put in
a whole lot of cards.
**[11:03] Manabu**
Yuichi-kun, you're pretty dumb, aren't you?
**[11:07] Tenji**
I saw this coming,
**[11:09] Tenji**
but you said you were confident,
**[11:12] Tenji**
so I thought you had
something up your sleeve.
**[11:14] Yuichi**
No, I had no idea this would happen!
**[11:16] Tenji**
Fine. No turning back now. You promised.
**[11:20] Tenji**
*This will be our final duel, Yuichi!*
**[11:24] Tenji**
Which one of us is the traitor?
**[11:27] Yuichi**
It's...
**[11:29] Tenji**
*If you say my name, you'll win.*
**[11:31] Tenji**
* But if you say nothing, I'll be*
* the victor of Bad-Mouth Sugoroku!*
**[11:37] Yuichi**
I-I'm sorry. I was bluffing.
**[11:41] Yuichi**
I don't even know if
there's a traitor or not.
**[11:45] Tenji**
Let's go, Shiho-chan.
**[11:47] Shiho**
But Yuichi did all of that to help us...
**[11:51] Tenji**
You always say things like that!
**[11:53] Tenji**
That's why you keep getting
hurt, over and over!
**[11:55] Shiho**
I-I'm sorry.
**[11:57] Tenji**
You have to accept it.
**[12:00] Tenji**
Our friendship is already totally ruined!
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[12:06] Tenji**
If we stay in denial, we're just
going to keep getting beaten.
**[12:12] Tenji**
Don't worry, though. I'll keep
protecting you, no matter what.
**[12:15] Tenji**
Come with me.
**[12:19] Shiho**
Yeah.
**[12:21] Tenji**
*I've won!*
**[12:24] Tenji**
*Now there's no one standing in my way.*
**[12:28] Tenji**
* It's been two years since you stole*
* what was most precious to me.*
**[12:34] Tenji**
*Finally. Finally.*
**[12:37] Tenji**
*I've been waiting for this chance
for a long,* long *time.*
**[12:44] Tenji**
*I've waited so long for vengeance...*
**[12:49] Tenji**
* Now, all I have to do is set the stage*
* to lay you open for everyone to see!*
**[12:55] Maria**
Senpai, it looks like Group C
is finished, doesn't it?
**[13:00] Tsukino**
Yes, you might be right.
**[13:02] Tsukino**
*The rest of the game horribly slogged on.*
***SIGN*** Ninth Period
Tenth Period
Eleventh Period
Twelfth Period
Thirteenth Period
Fourteenth Period
Fifteenth Period
Sixteenth Period
Seventeenth Period
Eighteenth Period
**[13:06] Tsukino**
* Nobody spoke to or even*
* looked at anyone else.*
**[13:10] Tsukino**
* The game proceeded as the traitor*
* had likely intended.*
***SIGN*** Nineteenth Period
**[13:16] Manabu**
Aw, you're back in first place
again, Shiho-sama.
**[13:22] Manabu**
And you're only one space from the goal!
**[13:25] Manabu**
By the way, to reach the goal
you have to jump off the edge.
**[13:28] Manabu**
Don't worry! It's a little scary,
but you won't die.
**[13:31] Tenji**
I'm sorry, Shiho-chan! I wasn't
strong enough to protect you.
**[13:36] Tenji**
If only I had given up on trusting everyone
sooner, this wouldn't have happened.
**[13:41] Tenji**
*Come on, let me hear it.*
**[13:43] Tenji**
* Tell me how you really feel now that*
* you're backed into a corner!*
**[13:47] Maria**
Aw, this group ended up
just like the others.
**[13:51] Maria**
It was all over too soon.
**[13:53] Tsukino**
That's true.
***SIGN*** Period 19 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
***SIGN*** Shiho
***SIGN*** Shibe
***SIGN*** Yuichi
***SIGN*** Tenji
***SIGN*** Yutori
***SIGN*** 59 spaces - 100,000 yen
***SIGN*** 52 spaces - 300,000 yen
***SIGN*** 49 spaces - 200,000 yen
***SIGN*** 44 spaces - 400,000 yen
***SIGN*** 32 spaces - 800,000 yen
***SIGN*** Goal: 60 spaces
**[13:54] Tsukino**
*At this point, no matter what people
write, they'll never catch up to Shiho.*
**[13:58] Tsukino**
*Even if they're all blank,
she has to move one space.*
**[14:02] Tsukino**
* Sawaragi Shiho is the single*
* confirmed loser of this second game.*
**[14:06] Tsukino**
* The traitor's persistence*
* beat out Katagiri Yuichi's wit.*
**[14:10] Tsukino**
*But what is this?*
**[14:12] Tsukino**
*Something in the image doesn't feel right...*
**[14:16] Tsukino**
Quick! Rewind the video!
**[14:17] Maria**
Huh? Okay.
**[14:22] Tsukino**
It can't be.
**[14:23] Tsukino**
Could this really have...
**[14:26] Tsukino**
We may have let a human
abomination play the game.
**[14:32] Tsukino**
The game isn't over yet!
**[14:35] Yuichi**
Hey.
**[14:37] Yuichi**
I might have an idea.
**[14:39] Tenji**
Sorry, Yuichi, but I have
no interest in hearing you out.
**[14:44] Yuichi**
Even so...
**[14:45] Tsukino**
I just thought of a way to make
the traitor expose themselves.
**[14:51] Shibe**
Are you serious, Yuichi?
**[14:52] Yuichi**
Yeah. This time it'll totally work.
**[14:55] Tenji**
Yuichi, are you going to talk crap
and try to confuse us again?
**[14:59] Yuichi**
No way.
**[15:01] Yuichi**
Confused or not, even if we
figure out who it is now,
**[15:04] Yuichi**
we can't stop Sawaragi
from reaching the goal.
**[15:07] Tenji**
W-Well, I guess you're right.
**[15:09] Shibe**
But why would you want to
figure out the traitor now, then?
**[15:13] Yuichi**
Well, that's because...
**[15:17] Yuichi**
You remember there's a penalty
if you're caught lying, right?
***SIGN*** - You may lie
(if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player)
**[15:21] Yuichi**
And if you combine that with my earlier
strategy to only bad-mouth yourself,
**[15:27] Yuichi**
everyone except the traitor will be
able to go to the next game.
**[15:33] Shibe**
Seriously?
**[15:35] Maria**
Everyone except the traitor
reaches the goal?
**[15:38] Maria**
Can they really do that?
**[15:40] Yuichi**
This will be our last round
of bad-mouthing, so...
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
**[15:44] Yuichi**
We use these bad-mouth cards
with names on them
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[15:46] Yuichi**
and all write the exact same thing.
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
**[15:49] Tenji**
The same thing?
**[15:51] Yuichi**
There's only one person it'll be true for—
**[15:55] Yuichi**
the traitor.
**[15:57] Tenji**
Can a bad-mouth can do that?
**[15:59] Yuichi**
Sure, it can.
**[16:00] Yuichi**
Just write this on the bad-mouth card:
**[16:02] Yuichi**
"I'm the one who applied to
play Tomodachi Game."
**[16:08] Yuichi**
I'm sure the traitor chose to play the game
**[16:11] Yuichi**
in order to destroy our friendship.
**[16:13] Yuichi**
Basically, the applicant
must also be the traitor.
***SIGN*** applicant =
***SIGN*** traitor
**[16:17] Shibe**
Y-You're right!
**[16:18] Yuichi**
So if we all write the same card
with our names attached,
**[16:22] Yuichi**
the real traitor will actually have
written the truth, and won't get a penalty.
**[16:27] Yuichi**
But the others will be penalized for lying.
***SIGN*** Penalty
***SIGN*** Traitor
***SIGN*** No penalty
**[16:32] Yuichi**
As a result, everyone except
the traitor will be forced
**[16:35] Yuichi**
to the space after Sawaragi
and will reach the goal.
**[16:38] Shibe**
That makes sense!
**[16:39] Shibe**
No wonder you waited until Shiho
was right in front of the goal.
**[16:42] Tenji**
B-But how are you going to prove
the lie? If you can't—
**[16:46] Yuichi**
Not a problem. This way,
we don't need to prove the lies.
**[16:49] Tenji**
W-What?
**[16:50] Yuichi**
We're talking about whoever applied
to play Tomodachi Game.
**[16:54] Yuichi**
Management obviously
already knows who that is.
**[16:58] Yuichi**
Isn't that right, Manabu-sensei?
**[17:00] Manabu**
Hmm. Yeah, I guess.
**[17:02] Yuichi**
If possible, I wanted us all
to reach the goal together.
**[17:05] Yuichi**
But it's been such a mess
so far, I figured it's better
**[17:08] Yuichi**
to leave the traitor in this game,
**[17:10] Yuichi**
and clear it without him.
**[17:12] Yuichi**
Then only true friends will be left
to play the third game together.
**[17:19] Tenji**
W-Wait! You can't guarantee
everyone will write the same thing!
**[17:23] Yuichi**
If someone doesn't write it,
we'll know he's the traitor.
**[17:26] Tenji**
Huh?!
**[17:27] Yuichi**
If we keep going like this, Sawaragi
will move on to the third game alone.
**[17:31] Yuichi**
Anyone okay with that is
just as bad as the traitor.
**[17:35] Yuichi**
Right, Shibe?
**[17:35] Shibe**
Y-Yeah! I'll totally write it.
**[17:38] Yuichi**
Don't you agree, Tenji?
**[17:40] Yuichi**
You said you're on Sawaragi's
side no matter what, right?
**[17:43] Tenji**
O-Of course I am!
**[17:47] Yuichi**
All right. Why don't you go first, then?
**[17:51] Tenji**
Huh?!
**[17:52] Yuichi**
Sawaragi trusts you more than anyone.
**[17:55] Yuichi**
Better to reassure her sooner
rather than later, right?
**[17:58] Shiho**
Tenji-san...
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[18:02] Tenji**
Fine.
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[18:09] Tenji**
*God damn it! I'm screwed!*
**[18:12] Tenji**
*I never saw that coming!*
**[18:14] Tenji**
* I'm out of time! There's gotta*
* be a way out of this!*
**[18:19] Tenji**
*I know!*
**[18:20] Tenji**
*I'll write the card like he said.*
**[18:23] Tenji**
* When they figure out I'm the traitor,*
* I'll feed them a conspiracy theory!*
**[18:26] Tenji**
*I'll admit that I applied,*
**[18:29] Tenji**
* and then say that someone else*
* blackmailed me into doing it.*
**[18:32] Tenji**
* It'll take some effort,*
* but it's already half-true.*
**[18:36] Tenji**
* I can take my time figuring out*
* a good excuse later.*
**[18:40] Tenji**
I wrote it.
**[18:43] Shibe**
Great! I'm up next.
**[18:44] Shibe**
I'll do it *just* right.
**[18:47] Tenji**
*What's with him?*
**[18:50] Yuichi**
Okay. You all wrote that you
were the applicant, right?
**[18:56] Tenji**
*Now it's just a matter of my acting.*
**[18:58] Tenji**
*The instant they realize it was me,*
**[19:00] Tenji**
*I'll start crying!*
**[19:02] Tenji**
* I'll weep, cling to them,*
* have a total breakdown...*
**[19:05] Tenji**
* Yuichi's so dense, I'm sure*
* he'll at least listen to me.*
**[19:10] Manabu**
All right. Are you ready
for the final round?
**[19:14] Tsukino**
Pay close attention. We should see
something very interesting happen.
**[19:19] Manabu**
Let's see.
**[19:20] Manabu**
In total, this time there were...
**[19:23] Tenji**
*There have to be five! Hurry it up!*
**[19:25] Tenji**
*I can't hold back the tears!*
**[19:28] Manabu**
What? There's just one.
The rest are all blank.
**[19:32] Tenji**
Huh?
**[19:32] Manabu**
And it says, ahem,
**[19:34] Manabu**
"I am the one who applied to play
Tomodachi Game. —Mikasa Tenji"
***SIGN*** Mi
***SIGN*** Mikasa
***SIGN*** Mikasa Ten
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[19:39] Tenji**
W-Why...
**[19:41] Tenji**
Why am I the only one who turned one in?!
**[19:47] Yuichi**
Tenji, didn't I tell you?
**[19:50] Yuichi**
"I thought of a way to make
the traitor expose themself."
**[19:55] Tenji**
E-Expose? No, I'm not...
**[19:59] Tenji**
*Damn it!*
**[20:00] Tenji**
*I have to cry to get their sympathy!*
**[20:02] Tenji**
I-It's not like that...
**[20:06] Tenji**
Will you just hear me out, please?!
**[20:11] Yuichi**
Don't cry, Tenji.
**[20:13] Tenji**
*You really are dense!*
**[20:15] Tenji**
Yui—
**[20:16] Yuichi**
You can make all the excuses you want later.
**[20:19] Yuichi**
But for now, you'd better spit it out.
**[20:24] Yuichi**
The truth was gonna come
out sooner or later.
**[20:29] Yuichi**
Let's hear your answer
to my question, Tenji.
**[20:33] Tenji**
*W-What the hell is this?*
**[20:35] Tenji**
*Is this the same Yuichi?!*
**[20:39] Yuichi**
Are you the one who applied
to play the Tomodachi Game?
**[20:43] Tenji**
*You're scaring the hell out of me!*
**[20:48] Tenji**
Y-Yes.
**[20:50] Tenji**
I applied to play the Tomodachi Game.
**[20:56] Maria**
What's going on?!
**[20:58] Maria**
Did Katagiri Yuichi realize that
Mikasa Tenji was the traitor?
**[21:02] Tsukino**
If you rewatched from the start of
second game, you'd understand, too.
**[21:06] Tsukino**
There were three clear abnormalities.
**[21:09] Tsukino**
You should be able to find three traps.
**[21:11] Maria**
Three traps?
**[21:13] Tsukino**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
**[21:14] Tsukino**
And if you do, you'll understand
how unique Katagiri Yuichi really is.
***SIGN*** NEXT: I Really Can't Be Friends with a "Murderer"
# E6 - I Really Can't Be Friends with a "Murderer"
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV0M08/i-really-cant-be-friends-with-a-murderer)
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**[00:01] Tsukino**
Pay attention.
**[00:02] Tsukino**
It looks like he's going to
lay his cards on the table.
**[00:05] Tenji**
Yuichi! What the hell have you done?!
**[00:10] Yuichi**
I had a plan,
**[00:13] Yuichi**
even before the second game started,
**[00:16] Yuichi**
to set traps to smoke out the traitor.
**[00:20] Yuichi**
After that one bad-mouth
in the third period...
**[00:23] (Flashback) Manabu**
"And the same Sawaragi Shiho
used to date Mikasa Tenji."
**[00:28] Yuichi**
After that came out, Sawaragi and I decided
**[00:31] Yuichi**
to work together without the others knowing.
**[00:34] Tenji**
Without us knowing? How could...
**[00:38] Tenji**
There wasn't any way for
you two to talk it over.
**[00:41] Yuichi**
You're right.
**[00:42] Yuichi**
That's why we planned it mostly
without speaking to each other.
**[00:48] Yuichi**
I gave Sawaragi instructions
using the bad-mouth cards.
**[00:52] Tsukino**
Yes. This is the first trap Yuichi set.
***SIGN*** Episode 6: I Really Can't Be Friends with a "Murderer"
**[00:56] Tsukino**
Look closely at this footage
from the fourth period.
***SIGN*** Episode 6: I Really Can't Be Friends with a "Murderer"
**[00:59] Maria**
Hmm?
**[01:01] Maria**
Oh! He took two cards!
**[01:04] Tsukino**
Correct. And after that?
**[01:07] Maria**
He's holding a pen.
**[01:09] Maria**
So what?
**[01:10] Tsukino**
Try to remember what happened.
**[01:11] Tsukino**
What did he say when
he came out of the room?
**[01:18] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Okay, I left mine blank.
**[01:20] Tsukino**
Yes. He said he put in a blank card,
but he was holding a pen.
**[01:25] Maria**
That does contradict what he said!
**[01:27] Tsukino**
You can see in the video
**[01:28] Tsukino**
that he was using the bad-mouth cards
for some other purpose.
**[01:33] Tenji**
Now I see. The cards!
**[01:36] Tenji**
That's when he handed her one.
**[01:39] Tenji**
And then Shiho-chan read it
when she was in the room.
**[01:43] Tenji**
But how could you trust
Shiho-chan so easily?
**[01:47] Tenji**
There was a chance she was the traitor, too.
**[01:49] Yuichi**
Obviously, I didn't trust her right away.
**[01:52] Yuichi**
I made her pass a test first.
**[01:54] Tenji**
A test?
**[01:55] Yuichi**
The first instructions
I wrote on the card were,
**[01:59] Yuichi**
"Do you remember that old secret
between just the two of us?"
**[02:02] Yuichi**
"Use that to bad-mouth me in this period."
**[02:05] (Flashback) Shiho**
You have to tell me a secret,
something that the other three don't know.
**[02:09] Yuichi**
It was a secret I told Sawaragi
after she got in the fight with Shibe...
**[02:13] Yuichi**
And it was...
**[02:15] Yuichi**
"Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
take a bath for a week."
**[02:19] Yuichi**
It was our secret.
***SIGN*** Fourth Period Exposés
***SIGN*** Who Wrote It
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
take a bath for a week.
***SIGN*** Sawaragi (confirmed)
**[02:22] Yuichi**
Sawaragi and I are the only ones
who could have written it.
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto took baths with
his mother until junior high.
**[02:25] Yuichi**
So the big exposés written
by the traitor in the fourth period
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho had plastic surgery.
***SIGN*** -Shibe
-Tenji
-Kokorogi
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[02:28] Yuichi**
must not have come from Sawaragi.
***SIGN*** -Shibe
-Tenji
-Kokorogi
**[02:31] Yuichi**
That's when I first trusted
Sawaragi to be on my side.
**[02:35] Yuichi**
Next, I wanted to determine
if Kokorogi was the traitor or not.
**[02:40] Kokorogi**
Yeah.
**[02:41] Tenji**
Hold on.
**[02:42] Tenji**
In order to find the traitor,
you were checking us one by one?
**[02:45] Yuichi**
That's right.
**[02:47] Yuichi**
I found out who the traitor was
**[02:50] Yuichi**
through a process of elimination.
**[02:52] Yuichi**
In the fifth period, I quietly passed
a bad-mouth card to Kokorogi, too.
**[02:57] Yuichi**
It said,
**[02:59] Yuichi**
"Sawaragi is on our side,"
**[03:00] Yuichi**
"but keep pretending to fight with her
so we can smoke out the traitor."
**[03:04] Yuichi**
"And in the next period,"
**[03:06] Yuichi**
"submit a secret about Sawaragi
that only you know."
**[03:10] Tenji**
That's when she read it!
**[03:12] Yuichi**
The card Kokorogi submitted
in the sixth period said,
**[03:15] Manabu**
"Sawaragi Shiho actually
usually wears men's boxers."
**[03:21] Yuichi**
If there was another big exposé
that seemed to come from the traitor,
**[03:24] Yuichi**
it would clear Kokorogi.
**[03:27] Yuichi**
And there was.
**[03:29] Manabu**
Mikasa Tenji is actually
lying about his age.
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji is lying about his age
***SIGN*** Sixth Period Exposés
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho usually wears men's boxers
***SIGN*** Kokorogi
***SIGN*** ° Yuichi and Sawaragi submitted blanks
***SIGN*** Who Wrote It
**[03:32] Yuichi**
There were only two left
who could have written that.
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji is lying about his age
**[03:36] Yuichi**
It was either you or Shibe.
**[03:38] Yuichi**
I used the cards to tell Sawaragi
how things were going, of course.
**[03:43] Tenji**
I stayed close to Shiho the
whole time after that period.
**[03:46] Tenji**
You didn't have the
chance to pass her a card!
**[03:49] Yuichi**
Sure I did. Just three minutes.
**[03:53] Tenji**
Y-You can't mean...
**[03:57] Tenji**
Right then?!
**[03:59] Tsukino**
That was his second trap.
**[04:01] Maria**
Whoa!
**[04:03] Tsukino**
The order that people use the room
**[04:05] Tsukino**
isn't supposed to make
a difference in the game.
**[04:08] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Okay, I left mine blank. You're next.
**[04:11] Tsukino**
But, very nonchalantly...
**[04:15] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Sorry Tenji, but could you go first?
**[04:18] Tsukino**
Again and again...
**[04:20] (Flashback) Yutori**
Ah, I guess I'll go.
**[04:23] Tsukino**
He controlled the order they went in.
**[04:26] Tsukino**
In other words, it was all calculated.
**[04:30] Yuichi**
The only ones left were you and Shibe,
**[04:32] Yuichi**
but that was easy to decide.
**[04:35] Yuichi**
The special chance.
***SIGN*** Special Chance
**[04:37] Yuichi**
Since the management knew who
applied to play Tomodachi Game,
**[04:42] Yuichi**
it would have been too risky
for the traitor to volunteer.
**[04:46] Yuichi**
So that left only you, Tenji.
**[04:50] Tenji**
That means the fighting between
Shiho-chan and Kokorogi-san was all an act?
**[04:55] Shiho**
Well, I might have taken it
a little seriously.
**[04:59] Yutori**
Me, too. Sorry.
**[05:01] Tenji**
So that strategy was...
**[05:03] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Listen. From here on, all of us
except the person in the lead,
**[05:07] (Flashback) Yuichi**
should bad-mouth *ourselves*.
**[05:09] Tenji**
That was part of your plan, too?
**[05:11] Yuichi**
Yeah. I knew that strategy
had holes in it from the start.
**[05:16] Yuichi**
Do you remember what I said?
**[05:18] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Our debt shouldn't increase
from here on out.
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[05:22] Yuichi**
That gave me the final confirmation—
**[05:24] Yuichi**
whether you betrayed us for money,
or for something else.
**[05:29] Yuichi**
You didn't back off then,
**[05:32] Yuichi**
so it looked like it was something else.
**[05:35] Tenji**
W-Why didn't you reveal that
I was the traitor right away?
**[05:40] Yuichi**
We still had the second half to play.
**[05:43] Yuichi**
If you knew you got caught,
you might have gone wild
***SIGN*** Clean that up yourself
**[05:46] Yuichi**
and written a bunch of other things.
I wanted to avoid that.
**[05:50] Yuichi**
So I kept you barely in check...
**[05:53] (Flashback) Yuichi**
All right. Why don't you
go write first, then.
**[05:55] (Flashback) Tenji**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[05:57] Yuichi**
and in the last period,
when you went in the room,
**[06:00] Yuichi**
I told everyone else to put in blank cards.
**[06:05] Tenji**
But that doesn't make sense. It doesn't!
**[06:08] Tenji**
You said you used a process
of elimination to smoke me out.
**[06:11] Tenji**
But everyone can write
as many cards as they want.
***SIGN*** - You can write as many things as you want about each person
**[06:15] Tenji**
Your process of elimination wouldn't work!
**[06:19] Tsukino**
Yes, thus his third and final trap.
**[06:22] Tsukino**
His boldest and most cunning one yet.
**[06:25] Yuichi**
Smart as always, Tenji.
That's exactly right.
***SIGN*** "Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
take a bath for a week."
**[06:28] Yuichi**
Since anyone could write
as many cards as they wanted,
***SIGN*** "Sawaragi Shiho had plastic surgery."
***SIGN*** Both were written by Sawaragi.
**[06:30] Yuichi**
even the first time with Sawaragi,
I couldn't clear her with that alone.
**[06:34] Yuichi**
And so, when I tested them,
**[06:35] Yuichi**
I made them give me proof
of their friendship.
**[06:38] Tenji**
Proof of their friendship?
**[06:40] Yuichi**
Didn't you notice?
Isn't there something different?
**[06:49] Tenji**
T-Their...
**[06:51] Tenji**
Their name tags are missing!
**[06:55] Yuichi**
Bingo.
**[06:56] Yuichi**
People do it all the time,
**[06:58] Yuichi**
trading valuables with someone
else as proof of friendship.
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
**[07:02] Yuichi**
I told them I'd trust them if they let me
hold on to their precious name tags.
**[07:07] Yuichi**
They weren't traitors, so they
immediately handed them over.
**[07:10] Tenji**
T-That's...
**[07:12] Yuichi**
Would you have expected Kokorogi to
suddenly believe Sawaragi was on her side?
**[07:16] Yuichi**
I gave her a note.
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
**[07:18] Yuichi**
It said, "I have Sawaragi's name tag.
She won't betray us."
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
**[07:23] Yuichi**
Then Kokorogi gave me her name tag,
and finally Shibe did, too.
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
**[07:29] Maria**
Your debt doesn't double if you
just hand the tag to someone.
**[07:32] Maria**
I'm impressed he figured that out!
**[07:34] Tsukino**
It seems he tested it.
**[07:36] Tsukino**
At one point before the fourth period,
his name tag was missing.
**[07:40] Tsukino**
He probably secretly handed it to Sawaragi,
**[07:42] Tsukino**
most likely while Shibe and
Mikasa were fighting.
**[07:44] Maria**
You're right.
**[07:46] Tsukino**
And then he got his name tag back
when he handed her the card.
**[07:50] Maria**
There's an eye-tracking camera built
into the screen on the tag,
**[07:54] Maria**
so it can tell if they looked
at the back or not.
**[07:57] Tsukino**
After testing it,
he wrote a note to Sawaragi
**[08:00] Tsukino**
telling her to hand him her name tag.
**[08:02] Tsukino**
See? Right here, she isn't wearing hers.
**[08:06] Maria**
Heh. Bold and cunning, indeed.
**[08:09] Tsukino**
In order to keep them from betraying him
and writing multiple cards,
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
**[08:13] Tsukino**
he kept their name tags hostage.
**[08:16] Tsukino**
It's as if he was telling them, "If you
hand over your tag, I'll trust you."
**[08:19] Tsukino**
"If not, I won't."
**[08:22] Tsukino**
Sawaragi must have known she
absolutely couldn't refuse.
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
**[08:27] Tsukino**
And then like a chain reaction,
they all had to hand them over.
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
**[08:30] Tsukino**
They knew that if they didn't,
they'd be isolated.
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
**[08:33] Tsukino**
Only a very devious mind can prey
on the weakness of others like that.
**[08:38] Tsukino**
He knows all about human weakness,
and about the power and terror of money.
**[08:44] Tsukino**
His thought process is similar to the way
**[08:46] Tsukino**
that religious cults and
pyramid schemes operate.
**[08:49] Maria**
But at the end, everyone was able to
finish the game with a smile on their face,
**[08:50] Yuichi**
*Here, I'll return these. I didn't
look at the backs, of course.*
**[08:52] Yutori**
*Yeah.*
**[08:53] Maria**
so didn't it all turn out okay?
**[08:55] Tsukino**
It's the opposite.
**[08:56] Tsukino**
The fact that they're still smiling
after handing over their name tags,
**[09:00] Tsukino**
which are the lifeblood of this game,
is absolutely chilling.
**[09:05] Tsukino**
This expert liar, who tricked the others
and still left them smiling...
**[09:10] Tsukino**
Who is this man, really?
**[09:15] Tenji**
Yuichi...
**[09:16] Tenji**
Tell me one last thing.
**[09:19] Tenji**
Why... Why me?
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** now that you mention it...
***SIGN*** in your face lol
***SIGN*** Tenji-kun cyute
***SIGN*** serves you right
***SIGN*** sucks for you
***SIGN*** brilliant deduction
***SIGN*** I knew it from the start lol
***SIGN*** it's over \(^o^)/
**[09:22] Tenji**
You started with the friends you trusted
and made them allies one by one.
**[09:27] Tenji**
That means you always thought
I was the most suspicious, right?
**[09:32] Tenji**
Did I... Did I make a mistake somewhere?
***SIGN*** they hate you now
***SIGN*** absolutely lol
***SIGN*** pathetic lmao
***SIGN*** lol duh
***SIGN*** you lost
***SIGN*** that's it!
***SIGN*** lolololol
***SIGN*** i'm crying lmaooo
***SIGN*** hilariously obvious lol
***SIGN*** duh lmao
***SIGN*** lmaoooo
**[09:37] Yuichi**
Well, not exactly a mistake.
**[09:40] Yuichi**
I think I know you guys pretty well.
**[09:44] Yuichi**
So...
**[09:46] Yuichi**
It was suspicious when you weren't
acting like yourself during the game.
**[09:50] Tenji**
I wasn't... like myself?
**[09:53] Yuichi**
The Tenji I know is smart and calm.
**[09:56] Yuichi**
If we start arguing,
you step in to break it up.
**[10:00] Yuichi**
But at the start of the game,
you picked a fight with Shibe.
**[10:04] Yuichi**
You said it was Shibe
who wrote that bad-mouth.
**[10:07] Yuichi**
Do you seriously think that would happen?
***SIGN*** - The game is played in periods - Each period, you bad-mouth someone - Write it down on the bad-mouth card in the private room - Once you enter the private room, you can't leave for three minutes - You can write as many things as you want about each person - You may submit a blank bad-mouth card - You may lie (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player) - The number of spaces you move is determined by the god survey
**[10:10] Yuichi**
Bad-Mouth Sugoroku is about
leaking your friends' secrets.
**[10:14] Yuichi**
But it'd be impossible for
Shibe to bad-mouth us.
**[10:19] Tenji**
You can't mean...
**[10:20] Yuichi**
Yup. None of us have told
Shibe any secrets.
**[10:24] Shibe**
Huh!?
***SIGN*** Boom!
***SIGN*** No way...
**[10:25] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Don't tell the others. Especially Shibe.
**[10:28] Yuichi**
That's what I said when I told you
my secret. Right, Sawaragi?
**[10:32] Shiho**
Yeah, it is.
**[10:33] Yuichi**
And Kokorogi, you really don't want
Shibe to know your secrets, right?
**[10:38] Yutori**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Boom!
**[10:41] Shiho**
I mean, Shibe has such a big mouth.
**[10:46] Yuichi**
Shibe's an awkward idiot.
**[10:48] Yuichi**
Even that bad-mouth in the fourth period...
**[10:51] (Flashback) Manabu**
Shibe Makoto took baths with
his mother until junior high.
***SIGN*** how cute lol
**[10:55] Yuichi**
He probably wrote it himself
in order to protect Sawaragi.
**[10:59] Shibe**
That is correct!
**[11:01] Yuichi**
And when Kokorogi's secret was revealed,
**[11:02] Yuichi**
you were just trying to cheer her up, right?
**[11:02] (Flashback) Shibe**
For someone who isn't a virgin,
you sure seem innocent.
**[11:07] Shibe**
Of course I was! I was
trying to compliment her.
**[11:11] Yuichi**
See? That was his idea of cheering her up.
**[11:15] Yuichi**
He's really an idiot.
**[11:17] Yuichi**
And he's always like that,
so I wasn't sure when to tell him.
**[11:21] Yuichi**
I knew he'd have trouble acting the part.
**[11:24] Yuichi**
I finally told him in the last period
when you were in the room,
**[11:28] Yuichi**
but even then, he acted weird.
**[11:32] Tenji**
Huh. Was that why?
**[11:33] Tenji**
No wonder. Shibe's an idiot.
**[11:37] Tenji**
I tried to put the blame on someone
who'd be too dumb to pull it off anyway.
**[11:43] Tenji**
That *would* be suspicious.
**[11:46] Tenji**
To think I got tripped up
by an idiot like Shibe...
**[11:50] Shibe**
Are they, like, totally making fun of me?
**[11:52] Yutori**
It's okay.
**[11:53] Shiho**
Yeah, you're a nice idiot.
**[11:55] Manabu**
Hey, sorry to break up your teenaging,
**[11:58] Manabu**
but can we get back to the game?
**[12:00] Manabu**
It ain't over yet.
**[12:02] Manabu**
It's fine that you found the traitor,
but Shiho's still going to lose alone.
**[12:06] Manabu**
Are you okay with that?
**[12:07] Yuichi**
Right, right. I still have
to wrap things up.
**[12:10] Yuichi**
Got a second?
**[12:11] Manabu**
Huh? Tee-hee... what are you doing?
**[12:13] Manabu**
Oh, Yuichi-kun!
**[12:15] Yuichi**
Manabu-sensei, I...
**[12:19] Manabu**
Huh?!
**[12:21] Tsukino**
Find out if that's true immediately!
**[12:24] Maria**
Y-Yes!
**[12:27] Shibe**
Hey, Yuichi.
**[12:28] Shibe**
You've got some secret plan to make
everything work out, right?
**[12:32] Yuichi**
Of course. A perfect method
that won't get anyone in trouble.
**[12:37] Tsukino**
Katagiri Yuichi... This is...
**[12:41] Tsukino**
Manabu, it's the truth.
**[12:44] Manabu**
Huh?!
**[12:45] Manabu**
S-Sorry to cut things short,
but the game is over!!
**[12:48] Manabu**
I'm calling the game for Katagiri Yuichi.
**[12:50] Manabu**
He reaches the goal alone,
and the game's been cleared!
**[12:53] The other four**
Huh?!
**[12:56] Shibe**
The game is over?
**[12:58] Yutori**
Yuichi reached the goal alone?
**[13:00] Shiho**
Why? What do you mean?!
**[13:01] Manabu**
Yuichi wrote a false bad-mouth
in the seventh period.
**[13:05] Manabu**
He just confirmed it himself.
***SIGN*** huh? why?
***SIGN*** oh shi—
***SIGN*** wait what?
***SIGN*** no way!
***SIGN*** penalty?
***SIGN*** goose... bumps...
***SIGN*** he fooled them lmao
***SIGN*** huh lol
***SIGN*** not Tenji?
***SIGN*** by himself? huh? what?
**[13:09] Tenji**
Yuichi told... a lie?
**[13:12] Manabu**
So he gets a penalty from the gods and
moves one space ahead of Shiho-chan.
**[13:16] Manabu**
In other words, to the goal.
**[13:19] Shiho**
Yuichi!? There's no way this
is a "perfect method"!
***SIGN*** Spaces Moved
***SIGN*** Yuichi
***SIGN*** Shiho
***SIGN*** Shibe
***SIGN*** Tenji
***SIGN*** Yutori
***SIGN*** 60 spaces - 200,000 yen
***SIGN*** 59 spaces - 100,000 yen
***SIGN*** 52 spaces - 300,000 yen
***SIGN*** 44 spaces - 400,000 yen
***SIGN*** 32 spaces - 800,000 yen
**[13:23] Yuichi**
No, this is how it should be.
**[13:25] Yuichi**
This is our best option.
**[13:28] Shibe**
If you reach the goal alone,
what happens to Tenji?
**[13:31] Shibe**
This guy betrayed us all! Are you
gonna let him get away with that?!
**[13:35] Yuichi**
Right, you're probably
wondering why Tenji did this.
**[13:39] Yuichi**
You guys should ask him about it
while I'm playing the third game.
***SIGN*** Period 19 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
***SIGN*** Yuichi
***SIGN*** Shiho
***SIGN*** Shibe
***SIGN*** Tenji
***SIGN*** Yutori
***SIGN*** 60 spaces - 200,000 yen
***SIGN*** 59 spaces - 100,000 yen
***SIGN*** 52 spaces - 300,000 yen
***SIGN*** 44 spaces - 400,000 yen
***SIGN*** 32 spaces - 800,000 yen
**[13:45] Tenji**
Yuichi...
**[13:46] Yuichi**
Decide if you'll forgive him
or not without me.
**[13:51] Yuichi**
* I don't have any right*
* to judge Tenji, anyway.*
**[13:54] Shibe**
*What's that supposed to mean?*
**[13:56] Yuichi**
Kokorogi, remember what I said to
comfort you when you were in shock?
**[14:02] Yutori**
Y-Yeah.
**[14:04] Yutori**
"What you did doesn't even compare to..."
**[14:08] (Flashback) Yuichi**
...the horrible things
I've done in the past.
**[14:11] Yuichi**
Yeah. I've done some horrible things,
**[14:15] Yuichi**
and I've kept them a secret from you guys.
**[14:18] Yuichi**
I thought if you knew, we wouldn't
be able to stay friends.
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** goosebumps
***SIGN*** the only loser lol
***SIGN*** lol
***SIGN*** huh? didn't he win? lol
***SIGN*** lmaooo
***SIGN*** chills
***SIGN*** something hOrRibLe?
***SIGN*** gross lol
***SIGN*** that's awful Yuichi-kun lmao
***SIGN*** that confession
**[14:23] Yuichi**
In a sense, I've betrayed you
in a much worse way than Tenji did.
**[14:28] Shiho**
W-What happened then, in your past—
**[14:31] Yuichi**
In the seventh period,
**[14:33] Yuichi**
I wrote a bad-mouth that said,
"Shibe killed someone in the past."
**[14:35] Yuichi**
That was a lie.
**[14:38] Yuichi**
The truth... The truth is...
**[14:47] Yuichi**
It was me. I'm the one who's killed people.
**[14:51] Shiho**
Yuichi is a killer?
**[14:54] Tsukino**
I thought we'd find something,
**[14:56] Tsukino**
but to discover that Katagiri Yuichi
sent three people to their deaths...
**[15:02] Tsukino**
He isn't just a human abomination.
He's an absolute monster.
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
**[15:09] Manabu**
Pfft! You sure are dumb, Yuichi-kun,
**[15:13] Manabu**
trying to go to the third game alone.
**[15:16] Yuichi**
You got a problem with that?
**[15:17] Manabu**
The third game is super rough.
It's almost impossible to clear alone.
**[15:22] Manabu**
You might feel like a hero
for sacrificing yourself,
**[15:25] Manabu**
but I bet you're gonna regret it!
**[15:28] Yuichi**
I wonder who's going to regret it more.
**[15:30] Manabu**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[15:32] Yuichi**
For me, friends were just a safety
to keep me living a clean life.
**[15:37] Yuichi**
I didn't want to show them who I really was.
**[15:41] Yuichi**
But for the next game,
the safety is released.
**[15:45] Yuichi**
In other words, I can let loose.
**[15:50] Yuichi**
I'm going to use the third game
to destroy you and the management.
**[15:54] Yuichi**
You'd better be ready for me.
**[16:00] Manabu {kid voice}**
Ooh, so scary.
**[16:01] Manabu {sensei voice}**
You're acting so scary,
**[16:03] Manabu {kid voice}**
everyone's recoiling from you.
**[16:06] Manabu {both voices}**
Yuichi-kun, you killer.
***SIGN*** Yuichi-kun, you killer♥
**[16:12] Yutori**
That's a lie, right Yuichi?
**[16:13] Shibe**
If management gave him a penalty,
doesn't that mean it's true?
**[16:17] Shiho**
But wait... "killed?"
**[16:19] Shiho**
It must've been an accident.
Some unfortunate accident.
**[16:22] Manabu {sensei voice}**
It was no accident. Yuichi-kun
is a straight-up murderer.
**[16:27] Manabu {kid voice}**
And he killed *three* people, even.
**[16:30] Shibe**
You killed three people and
it wasn't an accident...
**[16:34] Shibe**
Doesn't that make you a serial killer?
**[16:38] Shibe**
And you still studied and played and
laughed with us like a normal person.
**[16:43] Shibe**
To think that I spent time
hanging out with a murderer...
**[16:48] Shibe**
It honestly makes me sick.
**[16:51] Tenji**
Cut it out, Shibe.
**[16:52] Tenji**
Sometimes people have reasons for
doing things that they can't talk about.
**[16:57] Shibe**
Tenji... that's rich, coming from you.
**[16:59] Shibe**
You gonna say you had reasons
for what you did, too?!
**[17:02] Tenji**
A brat with an easy life like you
would never understand!
**[17:07] Tenji**
You can thank your dad
and his crimes for that!
**[17:09] Shibe**
You asshole! You can't say that to me!
**[17:13] Tenji**
I only said what's on my mind,
like you always do!
**[17:13] Shiho**
What are you doing? Stop it, both of you!
**[17:17] Yutori**
I can't take this! I want to go home!
**[17:20] Shiho**
Yuichi, say something to them!
**[17:21] Shiho**
They need to hear the truth
from you, Yuichi!
**[17:21] Shibe**
There's no excuse for murder!
**[17:26] Tenji**
Shut the hell up!
**[17:26] Yutori**
Mom... Dad!
**[17:27] Shiho**
Say something, Yuichi!
**[17:29] Shibe**
What the hell?!
**[17:29] Tenji**
Try using your head for once!
**[17:29] Shiho**
Calm down, both of you!
Quiet! You too, Shibe!
**[17:32] Shibe**
Huh?! I'm thinking clearly, you traitor!
**[17:35] Yuichi**
I knew it would end up like this.
**[17:39] Yuichi**
Enough already.
**[17:41] Manabu {sensei voice}**
Hmm?
**[17:42] Yuichi**
If it means I have to
put up with this noise,
**[17:45] Yuichi**
I don't need friends anymore.
**[17:49] Yuichi**
Manabu, I jump here to get to
the third game, right?
**[17:53] Manabu**
Yeah, that's right.
**[17:55] Manabu**
But Yuichi-kun, are you really going to help
them by going to the third game alone?
**[18:00] Yuichi**
Well, honestly, they're dragging me
down and I don't want more debt,
**[18:05] Yuichi**
so I'd rather leave them behind.
**[18:09] Yuichi**
This "believe your friends" crap
is getting to be a pain.
**[18:13] Shiho**
Is it really that easy for you to
abandon your friends, Yuichi?
**[18:19] Yuichi**
A long time ago, someone told me...
**[18:22] (Flashback) Mother**
There is something more important
than money in the world—
**[18:25] (Flashback) Mother**
your friends.
**[18:30] Yuichi**
Even now, I honestly don't understand
**[18:33] Yuichi**
why friends are supposed
to be that important.
**[18:36] Yuichi**
I still wanted to treasure
what she said, though,
**[18:40] Yuichi**
because I loved her.
**[18:43] Yuichi**
I think I've had enough, though.
**[18:47] Yuichi**
If it's this much of a pain,
I'd rather be alone.
**[18:49] Manabu**
Hey, are you all okay with this?
He's gonna go alone, guys!
**[18:52] Manabu**
At least say something to encourage him
**[18:56] Manabu**
before he goes to that hellish third game.
**[18:58] Manabu**
If any of you still call yourselves
his friend, that is.
**[19:03] Manabu**
Aw, too bad.
**[19:05] Manabu**
Looks like nobody wants to be friends
with a murderer, after all.
**[19:12] Yuichi**
Well, that's a relief.
**[19:14] Yuichi**
Now you guys can forget about me,
and I'll forget all about you.
**[19:20] Yuichi**
* I guess this was the only way*
* I could protect them.*
**[19:26] Yuichi**
*I'm sorry, Mother.*
***SIGN*** Group C
Second Game: Bad-Mouth Sugoroku
***SIGN*** Cleared
***SIGN*** Prize won: Two Million Yen
***SIGN*** (However, since he reached the goal, Katagiri Yuichi receives the 1.8 million yen debt acquired in this game as a penalty)
**[19:35] Tenji**
Wait a minute!
**[19:38] Tenji**
I can't let Yuichi go on alone.
**[19:41] Yuichi**
Tenji!
**[19:43] Tenji**
Manabu-sensei.
**[19:44] Manabu**
Yeah?
**[19:45] Tenji**
I told a lie during the game.
**[19:47] Tenji**
You need to penalize me, as well.
**[19:49] Manabu**
What? You're telling me this *now?*
**[19:52] Tenji**
There was a bad-mouth in the third period
saying I dated Shiho-chan, right?
**[19:57] Tenji**
Do you remember what you said then?
**[19:59] (Flashback) Manabu**
If they had no romantic feelings
at the time, then it might be a lie.
**[20:04] Tenji**
I've never had any romantic
feelings toward Shiho-chan.
**[20:07] Manabu**
Huh? Huh?! What do you mean?!
**[20:10] Shiho**
Tenji-san...
**[20:11] Tenji**
The reason I tried to destroy
everyone's friendships
**[20:14] Tenji**
is because I wanted to keep
someone all to myself.
**[20:16] Manabu**
And that was Shiho-sama, right?
**[20:19] Tenji**
No!
**[20:20] Tenji**
The one I really like...
**[20:22] Manabu**
Huh?
**[20:24] Tenji**
...is Yuichi!
**[20:25] All**
Huh?!
**[20:27] Tenji**
I've always liked Yuichi.
I wanted Yuichi to look at me...
***SIGN*** um lmao
***SIGN*** no way lolol
***SIGN*** too desperate lol
***SIGN*** lmao who does this help?
***SIGN*** wait! no way lmaoooo
***SIGN*** did Shiho-sama just get dumped?
***SIGN*** is this OK?
***SIGN*** lmaooooo
***SIGN*** hype lol
***SIGN*** i can't i can't i can't lol
***SIGN*** srsly?
***SIGN*** that's just too
***SIGN*** that's so unnecessary
***SIGN*** wait wait wait
***SIGN*** you lol
**[20:31] Manabu {kid voice}**
Hold it! You can't just say
random stuff out of desperation!
**[20:34] Manabu {kid voice}**
You made that up to get to the goal, right?!
**[20:37] Tenji**
Fine. You want me to prove it.
**[20:42] Tenji**
Okay, Yuichi. Is this your first time?
**[20:47] Yuichi**
Huh? For what?
**[20:48] Tenji**
It is for me.
**[20:50] Tenji**
I don't really know how to do it.
**[20:52] Tenji**
Let me take off my glasses...
**[20:54] Yuichi**
Huh?
**[20:57] Manabu {kid voice}**
Squee!
**[20:59] Manabu {kid voice}**
Okay! Proof accepted!
***SIGN*** Q: Do you think Mikasa Tenji is serious?
***SIGN*** oooooooo
***SIGN*** lmao how noble
***SIGN*** come on lol
***SIGN*** sick lol
***SIGN*** i just can't lolol
***SIGN*** hyyype lol
***SIGN*** boys love lol
***SIGN*** loool
***SIGN*** this... can't... be...
***SIGN*** chaos lol
***SIGN*** ooooo
**[21:01] Manabu {kid voice}**
The two of you may proceed
to the third game together.
**[21:03] Manabu {kid voice}**
Happily ever after!
**[21:05] Tenji**
Let's go, Yuichi.
**[21:08] Tenji**
As long as we're together,
**[21:09] Tenji**
I know we can fight the true darkness
of this Tomodachi Game.
**[21:13] Shibe**
Tenji!
**[21:14] Shiho**
Yuichi!
***SIGN*** Correction:
***SIGN*** Group C
Second Game: Bad-Mouth Sugoroku
***SIGN*** Cleared
***SIGN*** Prize won: Two Million Yen
***SIGN*** (However, since they reached the goal, Katagiri Yuichi and Mikasa Tenji each receive 900,000 yen of the debt acquired in this game as a penalty.)
**[21:23] Maria**
Well, that was a big twist!
**[21:26] Tsukino**
Yes, but it seems he must
still have his own objective.
**[21:31] Tsukino**
It turns out this is Mikasa Tenji's
*second* Tomodachi Game.
***SIGN*** NEXT: I'll Take 20 Million Yen Worth of Your Life
# E7 - I'll Take 20 Million Yen Worth of Your Life
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVPGPK/ill-take-20-million-yen-worth-of-your-life)
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**[00:07] (Flashback) Mother**
Are you counting money again?
**[00:09] (Flashback) Child Yuichi**
I gotta. We need to live
on this for two weeks.
**[00:14] (Flashback) Mother**
Money certainly is important.
But you know, Yuichi...
**[00:18] (Flashback) Mother**
There is something more important
than money in the world—
**[00:22] (Flashback) Mother**
your friends.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Child Yuichi**
What do you mean by "friends," ma'am?
**[00:26] (Flashback) Mother**
Hey! I'm your mother now.
**[00:29] (Flashback) Mother**
Come on, come on.
**[00:32] (Flashback) Child Yuichi**
M-Mother...
***SIGN*** General Hospital
**[00:40] (Flashback) Teacher**
How's she doing?
**[00:42] (Flashback) Child Yuichi**
Oh, Sensei.
**[00:48] (Flashback) Teacher**
Yuichi-kun, do you know what the most
important thing in the world is?
**[00:53] (Flashback) Child Yuichi**
Yeah, I know.
**[00:56] (Flashback) Child Yuichi**
It's money, right?
**[00:59] Tenji**
Yuichi!
**[01:02] Tenji**
Are you okay, Yuichi?
**[01:05] Yuichi**
T-Tenji?
***SIGN*** Friendship
***SIGN*** thief
***SIGN*** parent and child crooks
**[02:38] Yuichi**
Where are we?
***SIGN*** Episode 7: I'll Take 20 Million Yen Worth of Your Life
***SIGN*** Episode 7: I'll Take 20 Million Yen Worth of Your Life
**[02:41] Tenji**
I don't know.
**[02:45] Manabu-kun**
*Hey, guys! Good morning!*
**[02:49] Yuichi**
Is that Manabu?
**[02:50] Manabu-kun**
*To prepare for the start of the third game,*
**[02:52] Manabu-kun**
* you both have to stay*
* in this cave for three days.*
**[02:56] Manabu-kun**
*So have fun for the next 72 hours, you two!*
**[03:02] Yuichi**
Water?
**[03:04] Yuichi**
Only this much for three days?
**[03:06] Tenji**
Yuichi.
**[03:07] Yuichi**
What?
**[03:08] Tenji**
Well... about what just happened,
**[03:12] Tenji**
I only did it so I could follow you.
**[03:16] Tenji**
I thought that, with you,
**[03:18] Tenji**
I could talk about why I betrayed
everyone and explain everything.
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
**[03:25] Tenji**
You know, Yuichi,
**[03:28] Tenji**
this is my second Tomodachi Game.
**[03:31] Yuichi**
S-Second? What is going on?
**[03:41] Tenji**
It's all Shiho-chan...
Sawaragi Shiho's fault.
**[03:45] Yuichi**
Sawaragi?
**[03:46] Tenji**
She stole from me... She stole...
**[03:49] Tenji**
the most precious thing I had in this world.
**[03:56] Tenji**
It began in junior high.
**[03:59] Tenji**
Back then, I had two
very close best friends.
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[04:04] (Flashback) Tenji**
Do you want to go into business together?
**[04:06] (Flashback) Tenji**
I've saved up a million yen.
**[04:08] (Flashback) Tenji**
We can use this and raise more,
**[04:10] (Flashback) Tenji**
so I can start a business before I'm 18.
**[04:12] (Flashback) Friend B**
That does sound like a great idea, but...
**[04:14] (Flashback) Friend A**
Are you sure you wanna share
all this money with us?
**[04:18] (Flashback) Tenji**
Don't be stupid. You're the
only ones I'd do this with.
**[04:22] Tenji**
We had the strongest friendship on campus.
**[04:24] Tenji**
As long as we were together,
nothing could stop us.
**[04:29] Tenji**
Or so we thought.
**[04:33] (Flashback) Shiho**
Tenji-san, good morning!
**[04:35] (Flashback) Tenji**
Shiho-chan?
**[04:36] (Flashback) Tenji**
Oh, that's right, you're in junior high now.
**[04:39] (Flashback) Friend A**
H-Hey, Tenji, who's that girl?
**[04:41] (Flashback) Tenji**
Sawaragi Shiho-san. She's—Well, we've
been friends since we were kids.
**[04:45] (Flashback) Shiho**
Nice to meet you!
**[04:46] (Flashback) Friend A**
Oh...
**[04:47] (Flashback) Friend B**
Nice to meet you.
**[04:48] Tenji**
After that day, we began to have trouble
managing our funds, for some reason.
**[04:54] (Flashback) Friend B**
Hey, Tenji.
**[04:55] (Flashback) Friend A**
Are you dating Sawaragi-san?
**[04:57] (Flashback) Tenji**
Huh?
**[04:58] (Flashback) Tenji**
What are you talking about?
Right now, our investments need—
**[05:01] (Flashback) Friend B**
No, this is more important.
**[05:03] (Flashback) Tenji**
W-Well, our parents are trying
to arrange our marriage,
**[05:06] (Flashback) Tenji**
but we don't want that.
We aren't dating.
**[05:08] Tenji**
*I'd had my suspicions for a while,*
**[05:10] (Flashback) Friend A**
Is that the truth?
**[05:11] (Flashback) Friend B**
Can we trust you?
**[05:11] Tenji**
*but it seems like they
both liked Shiho-chan.*
**[05:13] (Flashback) Tenji**
Of course you can.
***SIGN*** Regular Savings
***SIGN*** Date | Transaction | Payment Amount | Deposit Amount | Balance | Number
**[05:15] Tenji**
We were able to start managing
our funds together again,
**[05:18] Tenji**
and we still had that money when
we entered high school together.
**[05:22] (Flashback) Friend A**
Hey, wanna play a game?
**[05:24] (Flashback) Friend A**
We could split the three million
yen we have now three ways
**[05:27] (Flashback) Friend A**
and invest it separately.
**[05:29] (Flashback) Friend A**
Once the total reaches 20 million,
whoever made the most profit
**[05:33] (Flashback) Friend A**
gets to be the CEO of our new company.
**[05:35] (Flashback) Tenji**
Yeah, that could be interesting.
**[05:38] (Flashback) Friend A**
He'll also get the right
to propose to Sawaragi!
**[05:43] (Flashback) Friend B**
Sounds good! I'm all for it!
**[05:44] Tenji**
I honestly had no idea what he was thinking,
**[05:48] Tenji**
but I didn't want to ruin our friendship,
so I played it off as a joke.
**[05:55] Tenji**
That was the day we were kidnapped,
taken to the Tomodachi Game site,
**[05:59] Tenji**
and learned the truth that one of us
was 10 million yen in debt.
**[06:05] (Flashback) Manabu-kun**
Too bad! It's game over in
the third game for Group B.
**[06:09] (Flashback) Manabu-kun**
Tenji-kun is confirmed as the sole loser.
**[06:11] (Flashback) Manabu-kun**
You get everyone's combined debt
of 20 million yen all to yourself.
**[06:16] (Flashback) Manabu-kun**
Since you're still a minor, I'll take
20 million yen worth of your life.
***SIGN*** Mahjong - Beginners Welcome
***SIGN*** Apple Osteopathic Clinic
**[06:23] Tenji**
Two days later, I was set free
***SIGN*** Alcohol
Cigarettes
**[06:26] Tenji**
under the condition that I would
never tell anyone what happened.
**[06:29] (Flashback) Tenji**
Hey! Why'd you betray us?!
**[06:32] (Flashback) Tenji**
Where the hell is our money?!
**[06:33] (Flashback) Friend A**
I-I used all of it for S-Sawaragi-san.
**[06:38] (Flashback) Tenji**
For Shiho-chan?
**[06:41] (Flashback) Friend A**
Gimme a break, Tenji! If I say any
more, they'll erase me, too!
**[06:47] (Flashback) Shiho**
Tenji-san, wanna walk home together?
**[06:52] (Flashback) Shiho**
You seem down these days, Tenji-san.
**[06:54] (Flashback) Shiho**
Is it because your friends transferred?
**[06:57] (Flashback) Shiho**
Hey, Tenji-san, have you seen them recently?
**[07:00] (Flashback) Tenji**
No.
**[07:01] (Flashback) Shiho**
You sure? Someone said they saw
you talking to one of them.
**[07:05] (Flashback) Tenji**
I d-don't think so...
**[07:06] (Flashback) Shiho**
Hey. What did you talk about?
**[07:10] (Flashback) Shiho**
Like, did you talk about me?
**[07:16] Tenji**
I broke my promise to the
management and spilled everything
**[07:25] Tenji**
to the most precious thing...
**[07:28] Tenji**
the most important *person*
to me in the world.
**[07:31] (Flashback) Yutaka**
What's up, Tenji?
**[07:33] Tenji**
My father, who raised me on his own.
***SIGN*** Fun Vehicle
Picture Book
**[07:37] Tenji**
For me, he was like a living textbook.
**[07:41] (Flashback) Yutaka**
I'm really glad you told me, Tenji.
**[07:44] (Flashback) Tenji**
Dad...
**[07:45] (Flashback) Yutaka**
I'm sure it was hard
keeping that to yourself.
**[07:47] (Flashback) Yutaka**
Let me take care of everything from here.
**[07:59] (Flashback) Tenji**
Uncle! Why... Why is Dad...
**[08:02] (Flashback) Wataru**
We don't know the details yet,
but it's safe to say it was a suicide.
**[08:07] Tenji**
* A suicide? That can't be right.*
* My dad was...*
**[08:11] (Flashback) Yutaka**
Tenji, this might be a big deal.
**[08:15] (Flashback) Yutaka**
I'm going to Sawaragi's house to
ask Shiho-chan about it directly.
**[08:19] (Flashback) Tenji**
B-But...
**[08:20] (Flashback) Yutaka**
Hey, don't worry.
**[08:21] (Flashback) Yutaka**
If anything happens, Wataru will be there.
**[08:23] (Flashback) Yutaka**
He's my best friend in the world.
I know he'll have my back.
**[08:28] Tenji**
I couldn't trust anyone.
**[08:31] Tenji**
But Sawaragi Shiho was clearly at the center
**[08:35] Tenji**
of everything that was happening.
**[08:39] Tenji**
After that, I decided to investigate
Shiho-chan thoroughly.
**[08:45] Tenji**
But that didn't go well, either.
**[08:48] Yuichi**
What do you mean?
**[08:50] Tenji**
I got an email from an unknown sender.
***SIGN*** Quit sticking your nose into Sawaragi Shiho's business. If you don't, you'll disappear too. Just like Mikasa Yutaka.
**[08:54] Tenji**
So I decided to gamble.
It was all or nothing.
**[08:57] Tenji**
I'd play the Tomodachi Game
**[08:59] Tenji**
to corner her and make her
show her true colors.
**[09:02] Yuichi**
And that's the real reason you applied?
**[09:05] Tenji**
That's right.
**[09:06] Yuichi**
But then I screwed up your plan, huh?
**[09:10] Tenji**
No, not really.
**[09:13] Tenji**
Shiho-chan told one really big lie.
**[09:16] Yuichi**
A lie?
**[09:17] Tenji**
Yeah. And once you hear about it,
**[09:20] Tenji**
you should believe that Sawaragi Shiho
was the real traitor, too.
**[09:26] Tenji**
The key is the fact that our total combined
debt right now is 10.8 million yen.
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
***SIGN*** Kokorogi Yutori
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi
**[09:33] Yuichi**
10.8 million?
**[09:35] Yuichi**
That doesn't add up.
**[09:37] Tenji**
Yeah. To be exact—
**[09:39] Yuichi**
Wait a second! How would you
know the total debt amount?
**[09:43] Tenji**
It's the same as when I played before.
**[09:45] Tenji**
Once you clear the second game,
the management will tell you the total debt.
**[09:50] Tenji**
Manabu-kun! Tell us the total
debt amount again.
**[09:54] Manabu-kun**
*Fine, whatever.*
**[09:56] Manabu-kun**
* The current total debt amount*
* for Group C is 10.8 million yen.*
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
**[10:06] Yuichi**
If we take everyone
at their word, it looks like this.
***SIGN*** Yuichi -4.1 million yen
Tenji -4.1 million yen
Shibe -2.2 million yen
Yutori -2.2 million yen
Shiho -6.2 million yen
____________________
Total -18.8 million yen
**[10:10] Yuichi**
That's 8 million off from 10.8 million yen.
**[10:13] Tenji**
Which means someone's
lying about their debt.
**[10:16] Yuichi**
Yeah, it does...
**[10:19] Tenji**
By the way, I also told a lie
at the end of the first game.
***SIGN*** If the 10 yen coin goes to "yes," you clear the game.
If the 10 yen coin goes to "no," only the reader's debt will be halved.
**[10:23] Tenji**
My question card actually said
I could cut my debt in half.
**[10:28] Tenji**
So at the end of the first game,
I was at minus 1.6 million yen,
**[10:32] Tenji**
and my real debt right now
is 2.1 million yen.
***SIGN*** Tenji -2.1 million yen
**[10:36] Yuichi**
Then it's likely Shibe got the same thing.
***SIGN*** Shibe Makoto
Debt: 3.6 million yen
(self-reported)
**[10:41] Tenji**
Shibe's current debt amount
is probably 200,000 yen.
***SIGN*** Shibe -200,000 yen
***SIGN*** Yuichi -4.1 million yen
Tenji -4.1 million yen
Shibe -2.2 million yen
Yutori -2.2 million yen
Shiho -6.2 million yen
____________________
Total -18.8 million yen
**[10:46] Yuichi**
But even if we correct
both of your amounts...
***SIGN*** Yuichi -4.1 million yen
Tenji -4.1 million yen
Shibe -2.2 million yen
Yutori -2.2 million yen
Shiho -6.2 million yen
____________________
Total -18.8 million yen
***SIGN*** Yuichi -4.1 million yen
Tenji -2.1 million yen
Shibe -200,000 yen
Yutori -2.2 million yen
Shiho -6.2 million yen
____________________
Total -14.8 million yen
**[10:49] Yuichi**
We're still off by 4 million.
***SIGN*** Shibe
***SIGN*** Yutori
***SIGN*** Shiho -6.2 million yen
***SIGN*** Total -14.8 million yen
**[10:52] Yuichi**
Right. Sawaragi's 6.2 million
debt is too high.
**[10:56] Tenji**
If we assume she didn't get a penalty,
she'd have 2.2 million yen in debt.
***SIGN*** Sawaragi Shiho
Debt: 3.6 million yen
(self-reported)
***SIGN*** Shiho -2.2 million yen
***SIGN*** Yuichi -4.1 million yen
Tenji -2.1 million yen
Shibe -200,000 yen
Yutori -2.2 million yen
Shiho -6.2 million yen
____________________
Total -14.8 million yen
**[11:02] Yuichi**
You're right.
***SIGN*** Yuichi -4.1 million yen
Tenji -2.1 million yen
Shibe -200,000 yen
Yutori -2.2 million yen
Shiho -6.2 million yen
____________________
Total -14.8 million yen
***SIGN*** Yuichi -4.1 million yen
Tenji -2.1 million yen
Shibe -200,000 yen
Yutori -2.2 million yen
Shiho -2.2 million yen
____________________
Total -10.8 million yen
**[11:03] Yuichi**
That way, everything adds up.
**[11:07] Tenji**
I feel bad, but I eavesdropped on you two.
**[11:12] Tenji**
Yuichi, what if everything
she said was a lie?
**[11:17] Tenji**
What would you think of
Sawaragi Shiho then?
**[11:23] Yuichi**
That she's quite the scam artist.
**[11:27] Tenji**
Yeah. Can you imagine how dark
she really is, deep inside?
**[11:33] Yuichi**
If you're telling the truth, that is.
***SIGN*** Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
has had plastic surgery.
**[11:36] Yuichi**
The only thing any of us can be
sure about is our own debt.
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
***SIGN*** Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
has had plastic surgery.
**[11:41] Yuichi**
No matter how convincing it sounds,
I can't trust anything one hundred percent.
**[11:47] Yuichi**
You must have realized by now.
**[11:49] Yuichi**
We thought we knew each other,
but we're basically strangers.
**[11:53] Yuichi**
You didn't know what kind of person I was,
**[11:56] Yuichi**
like that I was a killer, right?
**[12:00] Yuichi**
But you still followed me. Why?
**[12:04] Tenji**
That's...
**[12:06] Tenji**
because you said you were going to
destroy the Tomodachi Game.
**[12:11] Tenji**
I have only one goal: to avenge
my father's death.
**[12:15] Tenji**
And the key to that is the Sawaragi family
and this Tomodachi Game.
**[12:19] Tenji**
Yuichi, I want you to fight with me.
**[12:23] Yuichi**
Do you really mean that?
**[12:25] Tenji**
I think you're probably
a really dangerous person.
**[12:29] Tenji**
I saw the face of true evil in you.
**[12:33] Tenji**
But you do have strength, right?
**[12:35] Tenji**
The strength to truly destroy
the management?
**[12:38] Tenji**
We can't fight fair.
**[12:40] Tenji**
We won't be able to beat them
unless we take some risks!
**[12:43] Yuichi**
No way. Like I just said,
talk like that is meaningless now.
**[12:49] Tenji**
You're right.
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[12:52] Tenji**
My debt right now is 2.1 million.
**[12:55] Tenji**
Yuichi, trust me!
**[12:57] Yuichi**
Idiot! Stop it!
**[13:00] Tenji**
Fine, I won't ask you
to join my fight anymore.
**[13:04] Tenji**
But at least let me follow you on yours.
**[13:09] Tenji**
I swear I won't get in your way!
I don't care if you use me like a tool!
**[13:13] Tenji**
So Yuichi, I beg you...
**[13:16] Tenji**
You're... You're my last and only hope!
**[13:22] Yuichi**
We have three days.
**[13:25] Yuichi**
Let me think it over in that time.
**[13:27] Yuichi**
Now get up and stop begging. Please.
***SIGN*** About 60 hours later
**[13:34] Yuichi**
Hey, Tenji. What do "friends" mean to you?
**[13:40] Tenji**
I have no idea.
**[13:41] Tenji**
I stopped thinking about it
after my best friends betrayed me.
**[13:45] Yuichi**
So regardless of Sawaragi,
**[13:47] Yuichi**
Kokorogi and Shibe are just people
you met while planning your revenge.
**[13:50] Yuichi**
Like strangers?
**[13:52] Tenji**
I guess so.
**[13:55] Yuichi**
I don't believe you.
**[13:57] Yuichi**
If they were nothing but strangers,
**[14:00] Yuichi**
why did you pick them
for the Tomodachi Game?
**[14:02] Yuichi**
You must have thought they
had some feelings for you.
**[14:08] Tenji**
Those two had no idea they were being used
**[14:11] Tenji**
and thought I was their friend.
**[14:14] Tenji**
They're just... real idiots.
**[14:20] Yuichi**
Tenji, promise me one thing.
**[14:23] Tenji**
Hmm?
**[14:24] Yuichi**
When we get back, apologize to them.
**[14:27] Tenji**
Even if I did, there's no way
they'd forgive me.
**[14:31] Yuichi**
It doesn't matter. Apologize anyway.
**[14:33] Yuichi**
If there's at least some part
of you that feels guilt, do it.
**[14:39] Tenji**
Okay.
**[14:43] Yuichi**
All right. If you're going to keep
that promise, I'll make one, too.
**[14:49] Yuichi**
I'm going to clear this third game,
no matter what it takes.
***SIGN*** 72 hours later...
**[14:59] Manabu-kun**
*Three days are up! Come on outside.*
**[15:03] Yuichi**
Let's go, Tenji. We have to
make it back to everyone.
**[15:07] Tenji**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
**[15:18] Sgt. Manabu**
Ah, you've both come out.
**[15:20] Tenji**
Manabu-kun... is that you?
**[15:22] Sgt. Manabu**
Fool! Who are you calling Manabu-kun?!
**[15:33] Sgt. Manabu**
I'm the one and only Sergeant Manabu!
**[15:38] Reiko**
The third game is starting.
**[15:40] Tsukino**
Yes. It looks like they're up
against your group.
**[15:43] Reiko**
That's right!
**[15:44] Reiko**
And how's your Group C?
**[15:49] Reiko**
Huh? There are only two left?
**[15:51] Reiko**
The game's over before it even started.
**[15:55] Tsukino**
I wonder about that.
**[15:57] Reiko**
Huh? In the third game, the bigger team
always has the advantage.
**[16:02] Tsukino**
Wanna bet?
**[16:04] Reiko**
I'm in.
**[16:06] Sgt. Manabu**
All right, let's get started, you pigs!
**[16:09] Sgt. Manabu**
The third game...
**[16:12] Sgt. Manabu**
Friendly Hide-and-Seek!
**[16:15] Juzo**
Just two? That's brutal.
**[16:18] Chisato**
And both dudes, too. What a waste.
**[16:21] Kei**
It's rude to call them a waste, Senpai.
**[16:25] Banri**
Your battle power is a mere five,
huh? Piece of trash!
**[16:28] Hyakutaro**
Huh?! You wanna piece of dis?
**[16:31] Yuichi**
Who the hell are they?
**[16:32] Sgt. Manabu**
Let me say, first of all,
that this game is held in...
***SIGN*** Competitive Battle Format
**[16:36] Sgt. Manabu**
competitive battle format!
**[16:39] Sgt. Manabu**
The winners will clear the third game.
**[16:41] Sgt. Manabu**
For the losers, it's game over.
**[16:43] Tenji**
Wait a minute!
**[16:44] Tenji**
Isn't the Tomodachi Game supposed
to test friendships within the group?
**[16:48] Sgt. Manabu**
Mm-hmm.
**[16:49] Sgt. Manabu**
It will test your true friendship
precisely *because* you have opponents.
**[16:53] Sgt. Manabu**
For instance, what if
your teammate is a jerk
**[16:56] Sgt. Manabu**
who betrayed everyone by bad-mouthing them...
**[16:59] Sgt. Manabu**
But the opposing team has five friends
who all cooperated with each other?
**[17:05] Sgt. Manabu**
Then the grass looks
greener on the other side.
**[17:07] Sgt. Manabu**
Wait, it actually *is* greener!
**[17:09] Sgt. Manabu**
You'll start comparing yourselves
to them, you'll get jealous,
**[17:13] Sgt. Manabu**
and then, how do you think it'll all end?
**[17:16] Tenji**
It... It'll...
**[17:18] Yuichi**
Trusting your friends will start
to look like a dumb idea.
**[17:21] Tenji**
Yuichi?
**[17:22] Sgt. Manabu**
Correct! This game will make you
battle against that kind of feeling.
**[17:26] Sgt. Manabu**
No matter how hard it is,
you have to trust your friends,
**[17:29] Sgt. Manabu**
and then you wait, and wait,
and wait, and wait, and wait,
***SIGN*** wait and wait and wait and wait
**[17:31] Sgt. Manabu**
and wait, and keep waiting...
**[17:33] Sgt. Manabu**
That's the game!
That's Friendly Hide-and-Seek!
***SIGN*** Friendly Hide-and-Seek
**[17:40] Sgt. Manabu**
From here on, you will all play
hide-and-seek in this vast forest.
**[17:45] Sgt. Manabu**
Each team will choose one hider
who will hide somewhere in the forest.
***SIGN*** Hider
***SIGN*** Hider
***SIGN*** Seeker
***SIGN*** Seeker
**[17:50] Sgt. Manabu**
The remaining team members
will be the seekers.
**[17:52] Yuichi**
I see. That's why you said the
third game can't be cleared alone.
***SIGN*** Ugh...
***SIGN*** Seeker
***SIGN*** Hider
**[17:56] Sgt. Manabu**
That's right.
**[17:58] Sgt. Manabu**
And the team that finds
the other's hider first wins.
***SIGN*** Hider
***SIGN*** I found Manabu-kun!
***SIGN*** Seeker
**[18:02] Tenji**
Wait a minute.
**[18:03] Tenji**
With two people, we have only
one seeker. That's totally...
**[18:07] Sgt. Manabu**
Right! In this game, the smaller team
is at a huge disadvantage.
**[18:11] Sgt. Manabu**
But that's just the way it goes.
**[18:14] Sgt. Manabu**
This is the Tomodachi Game.
**[18:16] Sgt. Manabu**
Your team had a huge argument.
**[18:19] Sgt. Manabu**
Obviously, a team that gets along
will have an advantage.
**[18:22] Sgt. Manabu**
I'll explain again later,
but here are the rules.
***SIGN*** Third Game Rules
***SIGN*** Can't Do
***SIGN*** Violence
***SIGN*** Moving the Hider
***SIGN*** Can Do
***SIGN*** Contact
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** Surrender (Give Up)
***SIGN*** Change Sides (Switch)
**[18:27] Sgt. Manabu**
Take a close look.
***SIGN*** Change Sides (Switch)
**[18:33] Tenji**
What's this "change sides" one?
**[18:35] Sgt. Manabu**
If it looks like your team is about to lose,
**[18:38] Sgt. Manabu**
the seekers can switch sides
to the enemy team.
**[18:41] Sgt. Manabu**
But even if the team you switch to wins,
you won't go on to the fourth game.
**[18:46] Tenji**
Is there any point to switching, then?
**[18:53] Sgt. Manabu**
Of course there is.
**[18:55] Sgt. Manabu**
If you're on the winning team
when the game ends,
***SIGN*** Winning Team
***SIGN*** -1 million yen
**[18:58] Sgt. Manabu**
the personal debt that you would
have gained from failing to clear
**[19:01] Sgt. Manabu**
can all be passed to the losing team.
***SIGN*** Losing Team
***SIGN*** -250,000 yen -250,000 yen -250,000 yen -250,000 yen
***SIGN*** 0 yen
**[19:05] Yuichi**
So even if they fail to clear,
the person who switched
**[19:08] Yuichi**
can end the game with no debt.
***SIGN*** Money
***SIGN*** Friends
**[19:11] Tenji**
*Do you choose friends or money?*
**[19:13] Tenji**
* That's what the Tomodachi Game*
* is really about.*
**[19:16] Sgt. Manabu**
In particular, when
there's only two on a team,
**[19:18] Sgt. Manabu**
if one person switches,
the game immediately ends.
**[19:21] Sgt. Manabu**
So be careful!
**[19:23] Tenji**
Don't worry. I have no
intention of switching.
**[19:26] Yuichi**
I really hope not. That would suck.
**[19:28] Chisato**
But even on a five-person team...
**[19:30] Banri**
It's possible for four to switch,
leaving all of their debt on the one hider.
**[19:36] Juzo**
So that is an option.
**[19:39] Yuichi**
What happens if you switch but still lose?
**[19:41] Sgt. Manabu**
In that case, the traitor will
receive an amount of debt
**[19:45] Sgt. Manabu**
equal to the average debt
of the losing team.
**[19:47] Sgt. Manabu**
They then return to their original team,
and continue to the fourth game.
**[19:51] Kei**
If someone betrays their team but
then returns with even more debt...
**[19:56] Hyakutaro**
That'd be unforgivable, huh?
**[19:58] Sgt. Manabu**
Ah!
**[19:59] Sgt. Manabu**
And just so you know, trading
name tags is prohibited this time.
**[20:06] Sgt. Manabu**
All right! Now all we have to do
is choose the hiders.
**[20:09] Sgt. Manabu**
But first, I have some exclusive
information for the two in Group C!
**[20:14] Sgt. Manabu**
There's a player from another group
who made it to the third game alone.
**[20:18] Sgt. Manabu**
Do you want to add them to your team?
**[20:20] Sgt. Manabu**
Only if you say it's okay, of course.
**[20:24] Tenji**
W-Why would we ever accept—
**[20:26] Yuichi**
Are they a girl?
**[20:27] Sgt. Manabu**
Huh? Yeah, she's a cute girl.
**[20:30] Yuichi**
In that case, it's okay.
**[20:31] Manabu**
Huh? What? Really? It's okay if it's a girl?
**[20:32] Tenji**
Yuichi! It's too dangerous
to let an outsider in!
**[20:35] Sgt. Manabu**
You're such a perv, Yuichi-kun!
**[20:35] Tenji**
If she betrays us, we're finished!
**[20:37] Yuichi**
I know.
**[20:38] Yuichi**
But it would be almost impossible
for the two of us to win.
**[20:43] Sgt. Manabu**
You're sure? Are you sure, then?
**[20:45] Sgt. Manabu**
You guys are such a pain. I'll get her.
**[20:47] Sgt. Manabu**
Please come over!
**[20:53] Sgt. Manabu**
All right, please introduce yourself!
**[20:57] Maria**
I'm Mizuse Maria.
**[20:58] Group K**
Wow!
**[21:02] Reiko**
* That's the guy who said*
* he'd destroy the operation?*
**[21:05] Reiko**
When the higher-ups were alerted,
**[21:08] Reiko**
they decided to send Maria
in to keep an eye on him.
**[21:10] Reiko**
I was wondering what he'd be like,
**[21:14] Reiko**
but if he let her in that easily,
he can't be that deep.
**[21:19] Reiko**
Besides trusting your friends,
**[21:22] Reiko**
there is one other way
to clear the Tomodachi Game.
**[21:25] Reiko**
Do you know what that is?
**[21:27] Tsukino**
It's...
**[21:28] Reiko**
To lead your group
with overwhelming charisma!
**[21:32] Reiko**
And...
**[21:33] Reiko**
My Group K has that charisma.
In fact, it has a genius.
**[21:38] Reiko**
I'm sure you'll figure out which one
the genius is eventually.
**[21:44] Tsukino**
I wonder about that.
**[21:47] Tsukino**
I doubt very much that even
a genius could kill a monster.
**[21:52] Juzo**
Listen up.
**[21:54] Juzo**
I'm gonna hide, and you don't
have a snowball's chance in hell,
**[21:59] Juzo**
because I'll never give up.
Even if it kills me.
**[22:06] Tenji**
Yuichi.
**[22:07] Tenji**
I'll be the hider.
**[22:09] Yuichi**
Are you sure?
**[22:10] Tenji**
It's got to be me.
I can't make you sit still.
**[22:14] Tenji**
And I hate to say it, but we can't
give her the option to give up.
**[22:20] Yuichi**
You're right. Sorry, man.
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
**[22:26] Sgt. Manabu**
It seems both teams
have chosen their hider.
**[22:29] Sgt. Manabu**
I'll give you two hours
to find your hiding spots.
**[22:32] Sgt. Manabu**
First, proceed in opposite
directions, west or east.
**[22:36] Sgt. Manabu**
All right. Third game, start!
***SIGN*** Third Game
***SIGN*** Friendly Hide-and-Seek
***SIGN*** Start
***SIGN*** NEXT: It's a Game Where You Wait, and Wait, and Wait... and Keep Waiting
# E8 - It's a Game Where You Wait, and Wait, and Wait... and Keep Waiting
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***SIGN*** Friendship
***SIGN*** thief
***SIGN*** parent and child crooks
***SIGN*** Episode 8: It's a Game Where You Wait, and Wait, and Wait... and Keep Waiting
***SIGN*** Episode 8: It's a Game Where You Wait, and Wait, and Wait... and Keep Waiting
**[01:34] Tenji**
We still have some time.
We've got to find a perfect hiding spot.
**[01:38] Yuichi**
You're right.
**[01:39] Yuichi**
Especially because this game
has such specific rules.
***SIGN*** Before the start of the third game
**[01:44] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
All right then,
I'll explain each of the rules.
**[01:48] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Drumroll...
**[01:49] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Ta-da!
***SIGN*** Things You Can't Do
***SIGN*** Violence
***SIGN*** Moving the Hider
***SIGN*** Things You Can Do
***SIGN*** Contact
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** Surrender (Give Up)
***SIGN*** Change Sides (Switch)
**[01:50] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Let's start with the things
you simply cannot do.
***SIGN*** Things You Can't Do
***SIGN*** Violence
**[01:54] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
One: Violence.
***SIGN*** Tell us where!
**[01:56] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
You can't use violence
against the other team
***SIGN*** Where is he?!
**[01:59] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
to force them to give up
the hider's location. That's forbidden.
***SIGN*** No Good
**[02:03] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
That should be obvious.
***SIGN*** Things You Can't Do
***SIGN*** Moving the Hider
**[02:05] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Two: Moving the hider.
**[02:08] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Once the hider has settled on a spot,
they are forbidden from moving.
***SIGN*** Are they coming? Are they coming?
**[02:12] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
You can't leave that spot
until the game is over.
***SIGN*** No Good
**[02:17] Tenji**
It's really harsh that we can't
move after choosing a hiding spot.
**[02:21] Yuichi**
Yeah.
**[02:22] Yuichi**
There are surveillance
cameras all over the place.
**[02:25] Yuichi**
If you move even a little...
**[02:28] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
If you do something you're not
allowed to, there's a penalty.
**[02:32] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Your team's debts will all double,
and you will instantly lose.
**[02:36] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
So be careful!
**[02:39] Tenji**
I'd hoped we'd be able to
investigate Tomodachi Game a bit
**[02:42] Tenji**
now that we made it all the way
to the third round.
**[02:45] Yuichi**
This game might make that difficult.
**[02:48] Yuichi**
Especially since this is the only way
we can contact each other.
***SIGN*** Swipe screen to unlock
**[02:52] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Next, the things you *can* do.
**[02:54] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
I'll give each of you one cell phone.
***SIGN*** Things You Can Do
***SIGN*** Contact
**[02:59] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
One: Contact.
**[03:01] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Every player of this game can
contact anyone else, friend or foe,
***SIGN*** This is annoying.
**[03:06] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
so if you get into trouble,
call for help, okay?
**[03:10] Yuichi**
He said we can call anytime,
**[03:14] Yuichi**
but unless there's a serious emergency,
I don't think you'll hear from me.
**[03:21] Yuichi**
Tenji!
**[03:22] Yuichi**
What's wrong? Are you okay?
**[03:25] Tenji**
Y-Yeah. Just a little dizzy.
**[03:29] Yuichi**
I'm not surprised. We haven't
eaten in three days.
**[03:33] Tenji**
Damn it. They could have let us eat
something before the game started.
***SIGN*** Things You Can Do
***SIGN*** Food
**[03:38] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Two: Food.
***SIGN*** We eatin'
**[03:40] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Right in the middle of the forest,
there's a stash of food ready for you.
**[03:45] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Once the game starts, you can eat
as much and as often as you want.
**[03:50] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Huh, Group C hasn't eaten anything yet.
**[03:56] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Oh, and the searchers have to
bring food to the hiders.
**[04:01] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Remember, the hiders aren't allowed to move!
**[04:06] Tenji**
Sorry. I'm better now.
**[04:09] Yuichi**
Are you sure? Maybe you should rest more.
**[04:12] Tenji**
No, it's okay.
**[04:13] Tenji**
If I let something like this slow me down,
we'll never beat this thing.
***SIGN*** Things You Can't Do
***SIGN*** Violence
***SIGN*** Moving the Hider
***SIGN*** Things You Can Do
***SIGN*** Contact
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** Surrender (Give Up)
***SIGN*** Change Sides (Switch)
**[04:17] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
The next one is a right
that is given only to the hider.
***SIGN*** Things You Can Do
***SIGN*** Surrender (Give Up)
**[04:20] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
That's three: Give up.
***SIGN*** I'm so bored
***SIGN*** I'm so lonely
***SIGN*** Hider
**[04:23] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
This game is actually harder for the hiders.
**[04:27] (Flashback) Chisato**
Well, yeah, they're stuck alone and bored.
**[04:30] (Flashback) Hyakutaro**
Sittin' still for a long time
kinda wears you out.
**[04:33] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Yeah. So in case you're waiting forever,
**[04:36] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
but your searcher can't find
the other team's hider,
**[04:40] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
and you can't take it anymore,
**[04:42] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
you have a give-up button!
**[04:44] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
It's just what it sounds like. Press this,
and your group will immediately lose.
**[04:49] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
It's not your fault if your teammates
are cruel and incompetent.
**[04:54] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
By the way, it only counts
if the owner presses it.
***SIGN*** Things You Can Do
***SIGN*** Change Sides (Switch)
**[04:59] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
Finally, the fourth one is changing sides.
***SIGN*** Let me join you!
***SIGN*** Come on over!
***SIGN*** Come on over!
**[05:02] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
I already explained that, so we're good.
**[05:05] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
All right, each team,
please choose your hiders.
**[05:09] Tenji**
I'm not worried about you, Yuichi,
but that girl could be trouble.
**[05:14] Tenji**
She's a total stranger.
***SIGN*** Drop Out
**[05:17] Tenji**
There's a good chance she could choose
to lose and drop out by herself.
**[05:20] Yuichi**
Well, that's on her. I bet she
feels helpless alone, though.
**[05:27] Yuichi**
All right, nobody should find you here.
Especially with that pit in the back.
**[05:33] Tenji**
Where's the girl?
**[05:34] Yuichi**
Don't worry.
**[05:36] Yuichi**
Just to be safe,
I left her waiting far away.
**[05:39] Yuichi**
She won't know where this is.
**[05:41] Tenji**
Yuichi, remember what you said?
**[05:45] (Flashback) Yuichi**
But it would be almost impossible
for the two of us to win.
**[05:50] Tenji**
Can we win with three?
**[05:52] Tenji**
The other team will still have twice
as many people searching for me.
**[05:55] Yuichi**
Even with three, if we play clean,
it's probably impossible.
**[05:59] Tenji**
So basically, if we don't play clean,
we might be able to pull it off?
**[06:05] Yuichi**
If we don't play clean, it'll all
depend on how much you can handle.
**[06:11] Yuichi**
Probably.
**[06:12] Yuichi**
No matter what I do, you've got to
hold on, hold on, and keep holding on...
**[06:18] Yuichi**
As long as you don't push
the give-up button,
**[06:21] Yuichi**
we definitely have a chance to win.
**[06:22] Tenji**
Don't worry, Yuichi. I won't
give up, no matter what.
**[06:27] Yuichi**
Tenji...
**[06:29] Tenji**
Like I said, you're the last hope
I have to avenge my father.
**[06:37] Tenji**
I'll do anything to regain your trust.
**[06:43] Yuichi**
All right. That's a relief, then.
**[06:46] Yuichi**
I'm sure we can win!
**[06:48] Yuichi**
Okay, it's almost been two hours.
**[06:52] Yuichi**
I didn't really get a chance
to explain my plan,
**[06:55] Yuichi**
but it's too risky to stay
here, so I'd better go.
**[06:58] Tenji**
Got it. I'm counting on you.
**[07:00] Yuichi**
I'll finish and come back as soon as I can,
**[07:02] Yuichi**
so just trust me and wait, Tenji.
**[07:06] Tenji**
Yeah, I'll trust you and be waiting, Yuichi.
**[07:11] Tenji**
*But after that...*
**[07:14] Tenji**
*Yuichi didn't come back for two full days.*
**[07:24] Tenji**
*Why hasn't Yuichi come back yet?*
**[07:27] Tenji**
* Is it that hard to find*
* someone in this huge forest?*
**[07:33] Tenji**
* There's no sign of the other*
* team looking for me, either.*
**[07:36] Tenji**
*We might be in for a really long fight.*
**[07:41] Tenji**
*But even so...*
**[07:43] Tenji**
* Even so, couldn't he just*
* bring me some food and water?*
**[07:49] Tenji**
*Wouldn't that be okay?*
**[07:54] Tenji**
*Or maybe... has Yuichi betrayed me?!*
**[08:00] Tenji**
* If that's the case, maybe*
* he already switched teams*
**[08:05] Tenji**
*and is leading them here now...*
**[08:08] Tenji**
*No, that still wouldn't take this much time.*
**[08:12] Tenji**
*Why, then? Why hasn't Yuichi come back?*
**[08:16] Tenji**
* It's starting to feel*
* like I'm being abused—*
**[08:20] Tenji**
*Wait, abused? Is Yuichi trying to abuse me?*
**[08:24] Tenji**
* I totally betrayed everyone*
* in the second game,*
**[08:28] Tenji**
* but then when he called a truce,*
* I let my guard down...*
**[08:32] Tenji**
* He's been waiting for a chance*
* to get revenge in the third game!*
**[08:37] Tenji**
* Right now, Yuichi's probably relaxing*
* and eating with that girl,*
***SIGN*** Ahahaha!
**[08:43] Tenji**
* laughing at me while he imagines*
* me suffering! Isn't he?*
**[08:56] Tenji**
*No, I've got to calm down!*
**[08:59] Tenji**
*I'm so hungry, I can't even think straight.*
**[09:06] Tenji**
*That's right! I still have this!*
**[09:10] Tenji**
* I thought about calling*
* after one day had passed,*
***SIGN*** Contacts
***SIGN*** Search
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji (Group C)
***SIGN*** Ka
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi (Group C)
***SIGN*** Kadokura Juzo (Group K)
***SIGN*** Sa
***SIGN*** Shinomiya Kei (Group K)
***SIGN*** Ta
***SIGN*** Na
***SIGN*** Niwa Banri (Group K)
***SIGN*** Ha
***SIGN*** Hashiratani Chisato (Group K)
**[09:14] Tenji**
* but I held off because I didn't want it*
* to look like I doubted Yuichi.*
**[09:19] Tenji**
*And now I've been waiting two full days.*
**[09:22] Tenji**
* Maybe if I called saying I was worried*
* something happened to him,*
**[09:25] Tenji**
*it wouldn't sound strange.*
**[09:38] Tenji**
*Why aren't you answering?!*
**[09:40] Tenji**
*Yuichi! Yuichi!*
**[09:42] Tenji**
*Shit, I'm so thirsty! I'm so hungry!*
**[09:45] Tenji**
*Shit! Shit! Shit!*
***SIGN*** Incoming call
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi (Group C)
**[09:52] Tenji**
Hello, Yuichi?
**[09:54] Tenji**
You didn't come back,
so I was starting to worry.
**[09:57] Tenji**
How are things over—
**[09:58] Kei**
*Uh, sorry, this is a member of Group K.*
**[10:03] Tenji**
What? What do you want?
**[10:06] Kei**
*Um, this is a little hard to say,*
**[10:10] Kei**
* but Katagiri Yuichi-san*
* is planning to abandon you.*
**[10:18] Tenji**
There's no way he'd do that.
**[10:20] Tenji**
I know he's searching like crazy
for your hider right now.
**[10:24] Kei**
* I hate to break it to you, but he*
* hasn't gone out searching even once.*
**[10:30] Kei**
* He's just been relaxing with*
* that girl, eating and sleeping.*
**[10:36] Kei**
*Yuichi-san said,*
**[10:38] Kei**
* "Mikasa Tenji totally screwed us*
* over in the second game,"*
**[10:42] Kei**
*"and I'll absolutely never forgive him."*
**[10:47] Kei**
* If you don't believe me,*
* I'll pass him the phone*
**[10:49] Kei**
*and you can ask him yourself.*
**[10:51] Kei**
*He's right here with me.*
**[10:52] Tenji**
*I can talk to Yuichi?*
**[10:57] Tenji**
That isn't necessary.
**[10:59] Tenji**
If he needs to, I know Yuichi
will contact me directly.
**[11:03] Tenji**
I'll always trust him.
I'm going to keep waiting.
**[11:07] Kei**
*Is that so?*
**[11:09] Kei**
*Well, when you've really had enough,*
**[11:11] Kei**
*please be sure to press the give-up button.*
**[11:14] Kei**
*Otherwise, you'll die.*
**[11:39] Tenji**
*Hurry... Hurry up and come back, Yuichi!*
**[11:47] Hyakutaro**
How is he? What kind of
shape is their hider in?
**[11:51] Kei**
Well, I can tell he's trying to bluff,
but he sounds like a mess.
**[11:55] Chisato**
He hasn't eaten for a total
of five days, right?
**[11:58] Chisato**
That would be rough.
**[12:01] Hyakutaro**
And while he's holding his breath
and hiding from us,
**[12:05] Hyakutaro**
he's gotta keep believing in his friend.
**[12:08] Hyakutaro**
That's gotta be totally
screwing with his head.
**[12:12] Kei**
Poor thing. No matter how hard
he tries, it's pointless.
**[12:20] Kei**
Because our guy came up
with a perfect strategy.
***SIGN*** Right after the start of the third game
**[12:31] (Flashback) Juzo**
I have a strategy to win
this Friendly Hide-and-Seek.
**[12:34] (Flashback) Hyakutaro**
S-Seriously, Captain?
**[12:37] (Flashback) Juzo**
Yeah. We'll definitely win.
***SIGN*** Kadokura Juzo
***SIGN*** Captain and psychological pillar of Group K.
Commands absolute trust from his friends.
**[12:41] (Flashback) Hyakutaro**
I knew you would, Captain!
We'll never go wrong if we listen to you!
***SIGN*** Chief of cut-ins in Group K.
Ready to fight anyone for his friends.
A hot-blooded virgin punk.
***SIGN*** Onigawara Hyakutaro
**[12:48] (Flashback) Chisato**
You're always trying to flatter the
captain like that, Hyakutaro.
**[12:52] (Flashback) Chisato**
At least listen to his plan first.
**[12:54] (Flashback) Hyakutaro**
You shut your face!
***SIGN*** Hashiratani Chisato
***SIGN*** Group K's lead hottie.
Smooth with the ladies.
A pretentious flirt.
**[12:57] (Flashback) Kei**
Well, Senpai, the captain's instructions
have helped us clear everything so far.
***SIGN*** Shinomiya Kei
***SIGN*** The youngest Group K member.
A little nervous around his senpai,
but he always does his best.
**[13:06] (Flashback) Kei**
Isn't that right, Banri-senpai?
**[13:08] (Flashback) Banri**
No problem. Everything's fine.
***SIGN*** Niwa Banri
***SIGN*** Group K's geek.
Hard to read because he's usually
pretty quiet, but it's best that way!
**[13:12] (Flashback) Kei**
So, what's the strategy?
**[13:15] (Flashback) Juzo**
It should become obvious when you think
about the essence of the game.
**[13:19] (Flashback) Kei**
Essence?
**[13:20] (Flashback) Juzo**
To begin with, this hide-and-seek game
isn't about luck or probability.
***SIGN*** Kadokura Juzo
**[13:25] (Flashback) Juzo**
This is still part of the Tomodachi Game.
***SIGN*** Onigawara Hyakutaro
***SIGN*** Hashiratani Chisato
***SIGN*** Kadokura Juzo
***SIGN*** Niwa Banri
***SIGN*** Shinomiya Kei
**[13:27] (Flashback) Juzo**
It tests friendships.
**[13:29] (Flashback) Kei**
In other words, it's not simply that
we have a better chance
**[13:32] (Flashback) Kei**
of finding their hider because we have more people?
**[13:35] (Flashback) Kei**
That isn't the strategy?
**[13:38] (Flashback) Juzo**
Correct. Think carefully.
**[13:40] (Flashback) Juzo**
What did Manabu explain
about the game rules?
**[13:44] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
From here on, you will all play
hide-and-seek in this vast forest.
**[13:49] (Flashback) Juzo**
Where exactly does this vast forest
begin, and how far does it go?
**[13:54] (Flashback) Hyakutaro**
Huh?! How far?
**[13:56] (Flashback) Chisato**
It does look like a really huge forest.
**[13:59] (Flashback) Chisato**
Whether you had two or
four people searching,
**[14:01] (Flashback) Chisato**
it would be nearly impossible
to find someone.
**[14:04] (Flashback) Juzo**
Exactly.
**[14:06] (Flashback) Juzo**
You've got to realize that since
he used the vague words "vast forest,"
**[14:10] (Flashback) Juzo**
the game isn't about blindly
searching for someone who's hiding.
**[14:14] (Flashback) Chisato**
How do you find the other team's hider, then?
**[14:17] (Flashback) Juzo**
The important point is...
**[14:20] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
The searchers have to
bring food to the hiders.
***SIGN*** Hider
**[14:25] (Flashback) Juzo**
The rule that searchers have
to carry food to the hiders,
**[14:28] (Flashback) Juzo**
because the hiders can't move.
***SIGN*** Seeker
**[14:31] (Flashback) Kei**
Oh, I get it.
**[14:32] (Flashback) Chisato**
Huh...
**[14:34] (Flashback) Banri**
I've solved all of the mysteries.
**[14:35] (Flashback) Hyakutaro**
Huh? Huh?!
**[14:36] (Flashback) Chisato**
Hyakutaro, you seriously still don't get it?
**[14:39] (Flashback) Hyakutaro**
Huh?! No way!
**[14:42] (Flashback) Kei**
But Captain, if we're doing that,
**[14:44] (Flashback) Hyakutaro**
The hell?! Of course I get it!
**[14:44] (Flashback) Kei**
shouldn't we put someone
at the food station right away?
**[14:47] (Flashback) Juzo**
Yes, we should.
**[14:48] (Flashback) Kei**
Oh, but I'm one of the slowest runners here.
**[14:53] (Flashback) Juzo**
In that case, Hyakutaro and Chisato,
**[14:56] (Flashback) Juzo**
you two have the fastest legs on the team,
so go ahead to where the food is.
**[15:01] (Flashback) Hyakutaro**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[15:02] (Flashback) Chisato**
Roger.
**[15:03] (Flashback) Juzo**
Kei and Banri, go find
a hiding place for me.
**[15:07] (Flashback) Juzo**
You have good eyes for that sort of thing,
**[15:09] (Flashback) Juzo**
so I'm sure you'll pick
somewhere I won't be found.
**[15:12] (Flashback) Juzo**
All right! Before we get going,
let's do the usual thing!
**[15:17] (Flashback) Chisato**
Huh? Are we really going to do it here?
**[15:19] (Flashback) Hyakutaro**
Shut it, Chisato. C'mon and huddle.
**[15:25] (Flashback) Kei**
Right, here we go.
**[15:27] (Flashback) Kei**
One, two—
***SIGN*** Fast Fight
**[15:28] (Flashback) All five**
Fast fight! Swift win!
Solid walls! Strong team!
***SIGN*** Swift Win
***SIGN*** Solid Walls
***SIGN*** Strong Team
***SIGN*** We Are
**[15:32] (Flashback) All five**
We are! The best!
***SIGN*** The Best
**[15:37] (Flashback) All five**
Victory!
**[15:41] (Flashback) Reiko**
Well, did you see that?
**[15:43] (Flashback) Reiko**
Their team has perfect unity.
**[15:46] (Flashback) Reiko**
After two games, they're totally in sync
**[15:49] (Flashback) Reiko**
thanks to the guidance
of their genius leader.
**[15:52] (Flashback) Tsukino**
I'll admit their unity is impressive.
**[15:56] (Flashback) Tsukino**
It's kind of gross, though.
**[15:57] (Flashback) Reiko**
Huh?!
**[15:58] (Flashback) Tsukino**
But instead of five typical friends,
they're more like a single team.
**[16:03] (Flashback) Reiko**
That's right!
**[16:05] (Flashback) Reiko**
They're all members of the same
sports club. They're teammates.
**[16:10] (Flashback) Reiko**
Some of them were childhood friends,
but they're all different ages
**[16:15] (Flashback) Reiko**
and have a rigid age-based hierarchy.
**[16:18] (Flashback) Reiko**
That's exactly why you could
say that they're linked
**[16:22] (Flashback) Reiko**
by the strong bonds of discipline and order,
moreso than any equal friendship.
**[16:26] (Flashback) Tsukino**
Bonds, huh?
**[16:28] (Flashback) Reiko**
W-What? That isn't to your liking?
**[16:32] (Flashback) Reiko**
Fine. Here's your advance warning.
**[16:34] (Flashback) Reiko**
This game will be over in three days.
**[16:37] (Flashback) Reiko**
And, of course, my Group K
will be the victors.
**[16:41] (Flashback) Reiko**
I know because they've truly figured out
**[16:44] (Flashback) Reiko**
a perfect strategy for winning.
**[16:46] (Flashback) Reiko**
And it's one that only the five
members of Group K can use.
***SIGN*** Third Game: Day 3
**[16:53] Tsukino**
It's the third day. You said you'd win.
**[16:56] Tsukino**
You really think the winner
will be decided today?
**[16:58] Reiko**
Of course.
**[17:00] Reiko**
* Take a look at Mikasa Tenji*
* and that expression on his face.*
**[17:05] Reiko**
*He's bound to press the give-up button.*
**[17:08] Reiko**
* The strategy for Friendly*
* Hide-and-Seek is extremely simple.*
**[17:12] Reiko**
* When the hider can't stand*
* the thirst and hunger anymore,*
**[17:15] Reiko**
*and a searcher goes to take him food,*
**[17:17] Reiko**
*the other team just has to follow.*
**[17:20] Reiko**
*Just like they were saying in Group K,*
**[17:22] Reiko**
* it would be next to impossible*
* to find someone hiding in this forest.*
**[17:27] Reiko**
* When someone gets lost,*
* even if they want to be rescued,*
**[17:31] Reiko**
* even with many more people searching,*
* it's still very difficult to find them.*
**[17:35] Reiko**
* The trick is to always be in a position*
* to tail the other team,*
**[17:40] Reiko**
* and then to make sure they*
* don't lose you when you do.*
**[17:44] Reiko**
*Group K won't have any trouble with that.*
**[17:48] Reiko**
* First of all, they have*
* four people to watch two.*
**[17:51] Reiko**
* If they work in shifts, they'll*
* be ready to follow at any time.*
**[17:54] Reiko**
* Second, they're athletes*
* and really tight teammates.*
**[17:57] Reiko**
* The other two won't be able to*
* run fast enough to get away.*
**[18:01] Reiko**
* Basically, if Group C moves*
* right now, they'll be tailed,*
**[18:05] Reiko**
*and their hider will be spotted.*
**[18:07] Reiko**
*Their defeat is a matter of course.*
**[18:09] Reiko**
*And if they don't move,*
**[18:11] Reiko**
* the hider will eventually succumb*
* to hunger and thirst*
**[18:14] Reiko**
*and push the give-up button.*
***SIGN*** Third Game
***SIGN*** Group C Friendly Hide-or-Seek
***SIGN*** Defeated
**[18:16] Reiko**
*Either way, they're bound to lose.*
**[18:20] Reiko**
*And it's impossible the other way around.*
**[18:22] Reiko**
* Even if only three from*
* Group K go to deliver food,*
**[18:25] Reiko**
*the other two won't be able to follow.*
**[18:27] Reiko**
* Also, compared to someone*
* who's been eating properly,*
**[18:30] Reiko**
* a person who hasn't eaten for three days*
* has a massive handicap to begin with.*
**[18:35] Reiko**
* By my estimate, he'll reach*
* his breaking point tonight.*
**[18:41] Reiko**
* Either they lose when*
* Katagiri Yuichi is followed,*
**[18:44] Reiko**
*or they lose when Mikasa Tenji gives up.*
**[18:46] Reiko**
*It's a matter of time.*
**[19:10] Yuichi**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Tenji.
**[19:13] Tenji**
Y-Yuichi...
**[19:16] Yuichi**
Thanks, Tenji. I'm glad
you trusted me and waited.
**[19:21] Tenji**
Of course I did. I said I'd trust you.
**[19:28] Reiko**
W-What's this? What is happening?
**[19:32] Reiko**
Who in the world is he talking to?
**[19:36] Tsukino**
He's probably hallucinating
due to extreme stress and hunger.
**[19:41] Tsukino**
He's envisioning the thing
he most wants to see.
**[19:44] Reiko**
How dreadful.
**[19:46] Reiko**
Even if it is hopeless, you'd
think his teammate could at least
**[19:50] Reiko**
search for the other hider
or call to cheer him up.
**[19:52] Reiko**
But to do absolutely nothing like this...
**[19:57] Reiko**
For two days, this jerk hasn't
left the food station at all
**[20:00] Reiko**
and has just been eating and sleeping.
**[20:02] Reiko**
He's also been blabbing all sorts of info
about his team to the other side.
**[20:07] Reiko**
Does he really intend to
abandon Mikasa Tenji after all?
**[20:12] Reiko**
Hey, is Maria just going to sit
there silently the whole time?
**[20:16] Reiko**
She might just be an observer for now,
**[20:19] Reiko**
but she *is* still supposed to act
as a member of Group C, right?
**[20:23] Tsukino**
Yes, but she did send me just one report.
**[20:27] Tsukino**
"Katagiri Yuichi is even more of a crazy
asshole than I thought," she said.
**[20:34] Tsukino**
It seems he's started something
while we've been talking.
**[20:39] Yuichi**
Hey guys, I have a request
to make of Group K.
**[20:46] Yuichi**
I want to switch to Group K.
**[20:53] Tenji**
Yuichi, this rice ball... looks delicious...
**[21:00] Maria**
*Katagiri Yuichi... This guy really is...*
**[21:08] Maria**
*the worst.*
***SIGN*** The Worst
**[21:10] Tsukino**
Perhaps Katagiri Yuichi is a true
supporter of gender equality,
**[21:15] Tsukino**
given that he's equally merciless in the way
he uses both males and females like tools.
***SIGN*** NEXT: Hurry Up and "Switch Sides"
# E9 - Hurry Up and Switch Sides
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ7D75/hurry-up-and-switch-sides)
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***SIGN*** Friendship
***SIGN*** thief
***SIGN*** parent and child crooks
***SIGN*** Episode 9: Hurry Up and "Switch Sides"
**[01:30] Reiko**
Switch sides?
***SIGN*** Episode 9: Hurry Up and "Switch Sides"
**[01:32] Reiko**
What the hell is he saying?!
**[01:34] Reiko**
I-It's got to be a bluff! There's no
way he's serious about switching.
**[01:39] Tsukino**
I wonder about that.
**[01:41] Tsukino**
I tend to think Katagiri Yuichi
would be comfortable
**[01:44] Tsukino**
doing something like that
to achieve his goal.
**[01:47] Tsukino**
So, if he honestly does want to
switch sides, would you accept it?
***SIGN*** Third Game Rules
***SIGN*** Can't Do
***SIGN*** Violence
***SIGN*** Moving the Hider
***SIGN*** Can Do
***SIGN*** Contact
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** Surrender (Give Up)
***SIGN*** Change Sides (Switch)
***SIGN*** Change Sides (Switch)
**[01:53] Reiko**
Well, of course I would.
**[01:55] Reiko**
If he joins our side,
victory is all but inevitable.
**[01:58] Tsukino**
That's true, if you think
about it... normally.
**[02:03] Tsukino**
If this goes the way I think it will,
the game will really start to move
**[02:07] Tsukino**
depending on if they accept
Katagiri Yuichi's switch.
**[02:10] Yuichi**
Well? Will you allow me
to switch sides or not?
**[02:16] Chisato**
Hmm. What made you want
to switch sides now?
**[02:20] Yuichi**
It's like I said...
***SIGN*** Bad-Mouth
***SIGN*** Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
has had plastic surgery.
**[02:22] Yuichi**
Tenji destroyed our friendships
in the second game.
***SIGN*** Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
has had plastic surgery.
**[02:26] Yuichi**
I decided to use the third game
to make him suffer
**[02:29] Yuichi**
as much as possible, and then switch sides.
**[02:33] Chisato**
Well, I guess that tracks.
**[02:36] Yuichi**
Then hurry up and allow it.
You remember how to do it, right?
***SIGN*** Things You Can Do
***SIGN*** Change Sides (Switch)
**[02:41] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
About switching sides,
**[02:43] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
I'll always be in the center
area where the food is,
**[02:46] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
so come and make a formal announcement
with someone from the other team.
***SIGN*** Is it okay if I switch sides?
**[02:49] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
If at least one person from
the other team agrees, it's settled.
***SIGN*** Okay with me!!
**[02:53] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
But be careful, because
you can't switch again
***SIGN*** Actually, can I come back?
***SIGN*** Screw off!
**[02:56] (Flashback) Sgt. Manabu**
and go back to your original team.
**[02:57] Chisato**
What do you think?
I'm okay with letting him in.
**[03:01] Hyakutaro**
Usually, I'd never want
a guy like this on our side.
**[03:05] Hyakutaro**
But to help us win? In that case...
**[03:07] Chisato**
M'kay, if there are no objections...
**[03:10] Kei**
Hold on, please.
**[03:12] Kei**
Until now, whenever we
had a choice to make,
**[03:14] Kei**
we always asked Captain to decide.
**[03:17] Kei**
So, why don't we ask him
now too, just to be safe?
**[03:21] Chisato**
Aw, it's fine. Why bother?
**[03:24] Hyakutaro**
You asshole!
**[03:25] Hyakutaro**
Captain's decisions are absolute!
**[03:27] Hyakutaro**
He's the reason we've gotten this far!
**[03:29] Hyakutaro**
I can't believe what I almost did!
**[03:32] Chisato**
Okay, fine, I get it.
**[03:36] Chisato**
What? What do you think is so funny?
**[03:38] Yuichi**
My bad. I didn't mean it.
**[03:41] Yuichi**
It's just...
**[03:43] Yuichi**
It's ridiculous that you guys can't make
a simple decision like this by yourselves.
**[03:50] Yuichi**
You can't seriously have been asking your
precious Captain-sama's permission
**[03:55] Yuichi**
for every single move up until this point?
**[03:58] Yuichi**
"Captain-sama, shall we go left or right?"
**[04:01] Yuichi**
"Captain-sama, will we have bread
or rice for breakfast?"
**[04:05] Yuichi**
"Captain-sama, may I please go pee-pee?"
**[04:09] Yuichi**
C'mon, how much of a control
freak is your Captain, anyway?
**[04:14] Hyakutaro**
You piece of shit.
**[04:17] Hyakutaro**
Our Captain...
**[04:19] Hyakutaro**
Our Captain... ain't like that at all!
**[04:24] Kei**
Please don't be violent!
**[04:25] Kei**
If you attack the other team,
we'll immediately lose!
**[04:28] Hyakutaro**
But this asshole...
**[04:31] Banri**
Hyakutaro, calm down.
**[04:32] Banri**
We still have plenty of time.
**[04:35] Hyakutaro**
Banri-san... okay.
**[04:42] Kei**
For now, please stay here with Hyakutaro-senpai
so he doesn't do anything rash.
**[04:46] Kei**
I'll go call him right away.
**[04:52] Kei**
Hello, is that you, Captain?
**[04:54] Reiko**
Phew, that was close!
**[04:55] Reiko**
We almost lost over a stupid accident.
**[04:58] Tsukino**
Was it really an accident?
**[05:00] Reiko**
Huh?
**[05:00] Reiko**
Are you saying he was
deliberately provoking him?
**[05:04] Tsukino**
Gosh, who knows?
**[05:06] Tsukino**
But you might not want to take such
a simplistic view of his actions.
**[05:10] Reiko**
Well, either way, once Katagiri Yuichi
switches sides, the game is over.
**[05:15] Kei**
Um, okay. I'll tell you Captain's decision.
**[05:21] Kei**
"I will not allow that Katagiri
Yuichi guy to switch sides."
**[05:25] Kei**
That's what he said.
**[05:26] Reiko**
W-Why in the world not?!
**[05:28] Tsukino**
No, that's probably the correct decision.
**[05:31] Kei**
"The reason is clear and simple."
**[05:34] Kei**
"We'll definitely win even
without him on our side."
**[05:37] Kei**
"The strategy I thought up is flawless."
**[05:40] Maria**
Strategy?
**[05:42] Kei**
"So don't get distracted. Just trust me
and carry out the plan," he said.
**[05:47] Kei**
"But if Katagiri Yuichi still
insists on switching teams,"
**[05:52] Kei**
"make the girl switch with him."
**[05:55] Kei**
"If they both switch, Group C will
be down to just the one hider."
**[06:00] Kei**
"They wouldn't be able to
pull any tricks, then."
**[06:02] Kei**
"For example, if Katagiri Yuichi switched
and started working with us,"
***SIGN*** I'd like to give my regards
to your Captain!!
***SIGN*** buttering up
**[06:08] Kei**
"he might trick us into
telling him our hiding place."
**[06:10] Kei**
"Then, he could tell the girl
and send her to find him."
***SIGN*** I found him.
**[06:13] Kei**
"Katagiri Yuichi's debt would
increase, but despite starting"
***SIGN*** Okay!
**[06:16] Kei**
"with such a huge disadvantage,"
***SIGN*** Victory
**[06:18] Kei**
"they would at least grab victory."
**[06:20] Hyakutaro**
No kidding!
**[06:21] Hyakutaro**
In that case, let's have 'em
both switch over.
**[06:23] Hyakutaro**
You've got no reason to refuse, right?
**[06:25] Hyakutaro**
You've got a grudge against Mikasa Tenji.
That's why you're switching, right?
**[06:29] Maria**
* My, oh my. The strategy was easier*
* to see through than I thought.*
**[06:34] Maria**
*Group K's leader is pretty sharp.*
**[06:38] Maria**
* But too bad for them, since that*
* was already part of this guy's plan.*
***SIGN*** Two Days Ago
***SIGN*** Several Hours After the Start of the Third Game
**[06:48] (Flashback) Maria**
So what are we going to do, Yuichi-san?
**[06:53] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Nothing, for at least the next two full days.
**[06:57] (Flashback) Yuichi**
That'll give the impression that I have
no intention of fighting them.
**[07:01] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Then on the third day,
I'll announce I want to switch sides.
**[07:04] (Flashback) Maria**
Are you planning to betray us?
**[07:06] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Of course not. I'm not thinking
about anything except winning.
**[07:10] Maria**
*Huh... He's sticking to it, then.*
**[07:13] (Flashback) Yuichi**
In other words,
**[07:15] (Flashback) Yuichi**
I'm ready to do whatever it takes to win.
**[07:18] Maria**
*Wow! He really is something in the flesh!*
**[07:21] Maria**
*That villainous look on his face!*
**[07:24] (Flashback) Yuichi**
If I *am* able to switch, my plan is
to get their hiding spot out of them,
**[07:28] (Flashback) Yuichi**
and then tell you where it is.
**[07:30] (Flashback) Maria**
Oh, I see!
**[07:32] (Flashback) Yuichi**
But still, there's about a ten
to one chance this plan will fail.
**[07:36] (Flashback) Maria**
Huh? Why do you think so?
**[07:39] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Because Group K has probably already
figured out the strategy for this game.
**[07:44] (Flashback) Yuichi**
The only sure and simple way to find
the other hider in Friendly Hide-and-Seek
***SIGN*** Food
**[07:50] (Flashback) Yuichi**
is to tail the other team
when they deliver food.
**[07:52] Maria**
*So, he* has *already figured it out.*
**[07:55] (Flashback) Maria**
That might be true,
**[07:57] (Flashback) Maria**
but what makes you think our opponents
are already aware of that strategy?
**[08:01] (Flashback) Yuichi**
If this was normal hide-and-seek,
**[08:03] (Flashback) Yuichi**
who would you pick
in Group K to be the hider?
**[08:07] (Flashback) Maria**
I'd want to reduce the chances
of being found as much as possible,
**[08:10] (Flashback) Maria**
so the smallest...
**[08:12] (Flashback) Maria**
Ah!
**[08:13] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Right. They should have picked
the smallest guy on the team to hide.
**[08:17] (Flashback) Yuichi**
But instead, of all people, they picked
the one who's by far the biggest.
**[08:23] (Flashback) Yuichi**
That proves they've already realized it's
not the same as regular hide-and-seek.
**[08:27] (Flashback) Yuichi**
They picked the guy who would be
the most patient over a long fight.
**[08:31] (Flashback) Maria**
So if your plan to switch sides fails,
what will you do next?
**[08:36] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Before I tell you that,
**[08:38] (Flashback) Yuichi**
I need to make sure of one thing.
**[08:42] (Flashback) Maria**
What is it?
**[08:44] (Flashback) Yuichi**
I told you I'd do whatever
it takes to win, right?
**[08:49] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Will you go along with that?
**[08:54] (Flashback) Yuichi**
To get straight to the point,
**[08:59] (Flashback) Yuichi**
will you swear your
absolute obedience to me?
**[09:02] Maria**
*Does this guy think he's threatening me?*
**[09:06] Maria**
*But hey, at least it's getting interesting!*
**[09:10] (Flashback) Maria**
S-Sure, I will. As long as we win the game.
**[09:13] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Of course. If you follow my
lead, we'll definitely win.
**[09:16] Maria**
*Wow, he's so confident!*
**[09:19] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Okay, I'll tell you.
**[09:27] Maria**
* Oh, so that's why he asked*
* if I was a girl earlier.*
**[09:32] Maria**
*Even so, this guy, Katagiri Yuichi,*
**[09:36] Maria**
* is even more of a crazy asshole*
* than I thought!*
**[09:43] Sgt. Manabu**
Well, what's the matter?
Hurry up and switch.
**[09:47] Manabu-kun**
I don't have enough scenes
in the third game...
**[09:50] Yuichi**
Nah, I changed my mind about switching.
**[09:52] Hyakutaro**
Huh?!
**[09:53] Chisato**
Aw, why not?
**[09:55] Chisato**
Was Captain spot-on about
your strategy after all?
**[09:59] Yuichi**
No, no, that isn't it.
**[10:02] Yuichi**
After watching you guys,
I think it'll be an easy win.
**[10:05] Yuichi**
I figure we'll clean up here pretty quick.
**[10:09] Hyakutaro**
Give it your best shot.
**[10:11] Chisato**
Back off, Hyakutaro.
**[10:12] Hyakutaro**
Shut it!
**[10:14] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Listen up. Here's the plan
if I can't switch sides.
**[10:17] (Flashback) Yuichi**
I said I wouldn't do anything for the first
two days, but that wasn't exactly true.
**[10:21] (Flashback) Yuichi**
I'll make small talk with the other team
**[10:24] Hyakutaro**
You son of a...
**[10:24] (Flashback) Yuichi**
and try to provoke them sometimes
while I look for something.
**[10:25] Yuichi**
Bye-bye!
***SIGN*** Bye-bye!
***SIGN*** Bye-bye!
**[10:27] (Flashback) Maria**
Something?
**[10:29] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Once I find that thing,
I'll move to the next step.
**[10:32] Maria**
*Once he finds it, it's fine,*
**[10:34] Maria**
* but Tenji-kun's gotta be*
* at his breaking point about now.*
***SIGN*** Third Game: Day 4
***SIGN*** Early Morning
**[10:46] Kei**
We're going to bring Captain his breakfast,
**[10:50] Kei**
so please take over the watch, guys.
**[10:52] Chisato**
Sure.
**[10:54] Chisato**
* I say that, but they're both still*
* dead asleep this morning, too.*
**[11:03] Chisato**
Hyakutaro.
**[11:05] Chisato**
You sure aren't a morning person.
**[11:08] Chisato**
Here. With plenty of sugar and milk.
**[11:11] Hyakutaro**
Oh!
**[11:16] Chisato**
This reminds me of our morning routine.
**[11:18] Hyakutaro**
Sure does.
**[11:20] Yuichi**
That's right, you guys said you
were in the basketball club.
**[11:23] Hyakutaro**
What the hell... You were awake?
**[11:26] Yuichi**
Sorry. I guess it looks like
I was eavesdropping.
**[11:29] Chisato**
Hyakutaro, I'll keep an eye on the girl.
**[11:32] Hyakutaro**
Yeah, I got this.
**[11:34] Yuichi**
Have you been in basketball
a while, Hyakutaro-kun?
**[11:36] Hyakutaro**
Uh, yeah...
**[11:38] Hyakutaro**
Hey, why you talkin' to me?
**[11:40] Yuichi**
I can see how well you work together.
You must be a really strong team.
**[11:44] Hyakutaro**
W-Well yeah, I guess!
**[11:46] Hyakutaro**
We were totally headed
for nationals this year.
**[11:48] Yuichi**
And that captain of yours is great!
He's super sharp, but he's also huge!
**[11:53] Hyakutaro**
What, so you *do* get it?!
**[11:55] Hyakutaro**
Yeah, he's a really awesome guy!
**[11:59] Hyakutaro**
But, y'know...
**[12:03] Hyakutaro**
I kept making crappy shots
and got Captain injured.
**[12:07] Hyakutaro**
So I trained my ass off to help
him shine one last time.
**[12:13] Yuichi**
Huh. You really are just a
wholesome, honest young man.
**[12:19] Yuichi**
But then, why'd you get stuck
playing the Tomodachi Game?
**[12:24] Yuichi**
Which one of you five is in debt?
**[12:27] Hyakutaro**
I-It's...
**[12:29] Yuichi**
It's?
**[12:30] Chisato**
That's enough.
**[12:31] Hyakutaro**
Chisato!
**[12:32] Chisato**
Hyakutaro, let's trade spots
before you say too much.
**[12:37] Hyakutaro**
S-Sorry.
**[12:43] Hyakutaro**
Phew. Back to the girl. Is—
**[12:47] Hyakutaro**
Huh?
**[12:49] Hyakutaro**
She was just sleeping here, right?
**[12:52] Hyakutaro**
*Oh, shit!*
**[12:53] Hyakutaro**
Damn it! She ran away!
***SIGN*** Zing!
**[13:13] Hyakutaro**
Ah! I-I'm, uh, n-not... Th-This isn't...
**[13:16] Hyakutaro**
I wasn't trying to...
**[13:24] Chisato**
Hyakutaro!
**[13:25] Hyakutaro**
N-No...!
**[13:26] Hyakutaro**
I-I-I didn't mean it!
**[13:28] Chisato**
What the hell are you doing?!
Keep your eyes on her!
**[13:31] Hyakutaro**
No! I mean, this is just, that...
**[13:33] Chisato**
Fine, then I'll go!
**[13:35] Hyakutaro**
No, you can't, Chisato! Idiot! Perv!
**[13:38] Yuichi**
I found it! Maria!
**[13:42] Chisato**
Oh, no!
**[13:43] Chisato**
Go after Yuichi! I'll follow Maria!
**[13:45] Hyakutaro**
G-Got it!
**[13:52] Hyakutaro**
You ain't gettin' away!
**[13:56] Chisato**
Gotcha!
**[14:14] Chisato**
There they are!
**[14:15] Yuichi**
This way!
**[14:16] Maria**
Huh? Uh, okay!
**[14:17] Chisato**
Hyakutaro!
**[14:18] Hyakutaro**
Yeah!
**[14:23] Chisato**
What he thought he "found" was a chance
to split us up and then lose us.
**[14:28] Hyakutaro**
But we caught up anyway.
**[14:30] Chisato**
Not a bad idea, but he was just out of luck.
**[14:34] Yuichi**
No, this is exactly what I planned.
**[14:36] Yuichi**
The thing I found is something else.
**[14:40] Yuichi**
Oops! My hand slipped!
**[14:42] Maria**
Huh?!
**[14:50] Maria**
What?
**[14:51] Maria**
***SIGN*** Mikasa Tenji
**[15:00] Tenji**
*I'm done for.*
**[15:03] Tenji**
*At this rate, I'll...*
**[15:06] Tenji**
*I've held on long enough, right?*
**[15:13] Tenji**
But what would change if I pushed it?
**[15:21] Tenji**
Even if I escape this pain, I only have
that empty life to return to.
**[15:27] Tenji**
I said it, didn't I?
**[15:30] Tenji**
I will trust Yuichi
no matter what happens.
**[15:37] Tenji**
Fine.
**[15:39] Tenji**
I'll keep waiting like this...
**[15:41] Tenji**
and bet on Yuichi...
on my last hope... with my life.
**[15:51] Tenji**
I'm sorry, Dad, that I couldn't avenge you.
**[15:55] Tenji**
I'm sorry, guys... that
I couldn't... apologize directly.
**[16:03] Tenji**
But at least I didn't betray
anyone else at the end.
**[16:08] Tenji**
I'm glad.
**[16:21] Tenji**
Wh... What?
**[16:24] Yuichi**
Tenji! Hold on, Tenji!
**[16:26] Tenji**
Yu...ichi...
**[16:30] Tenji**
Yuichi?!
**[16:31] Yuichi**
Tenji!
**[16:34] Tenji**
Yuichi! Yuichi!
**[16:37] Yuichi**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Tenji.
**[16:39] Yuichi**
I'm back now.
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
***SIGN*** Calorie Bar
**[16:44] Tenji**
So that's what happened.
**[16:46] Tenji**
They would have tailed you
if you brought food,
**[16:48] Tenji**
so you couldn't get back sooner.
**[16:52] Tenji**
But you knew about that
strategy from the start, right—
**[16:57] Yuichi**
Well, yeah.
**[17:02] Tenji**
If you told me that on the first day,
I wouldn't have had to suffer so much.
**[17:07] Yuichi**
Sorry. I did that on purpose, to test you.
**[17:11] Yuichi**
To see if you'd push the give-up button
when you were in real trouble.
**[17:15] Yuichi**
If you pushed it, the game would end.
We'd lose everything.
**[17:19] Yuichi**
But if you didn't, I decided
I'd start to trust you again.
**[17:24] Tenji**
Yuichi, you're an idiot.
**[17:27] Tenji**
If I had no self-control
and pushed the button...
**[17:30] Tenji**
If I started to resent you
and simply pushed the button,
**[17:32] Tenji**
what were you going to do?!
**[17:34] Yuichi**
You didn't push it, though.
**[17:37] Yuichi**
You risked your life to keep your promise,
and didn't push the button.
**[17:41] Yuichi**
Honestly, that makes me happy.
**[17:43] Yuichi**
The Tenji I knew in school
wasn't a complete lie.
**[17:48] Yuichi**
Thanks, Tenji, for trusting me.
**[17:51] Yuichi**
From now on I'll really trust you, too.
***SIGN*** Mackerel
**[17:54] Tenji**
Yuichi...
**[17:57] Tenji**
After you've lost something,
it's so hard to get it back.
**[18:02] Yuichi**
I know it is.
**[18:06] Yuichi**
But trusting you doesn't necessarily
mean I distrust Sawaragi 100 percent.
**[18:11] Yuichi**
Once we get back, we've got
to get to the bottom of it all.
**[18:14] Tenji**
That's good enough for me.
**[18:18] Tenji**
So, what's going on?
**[18:20] Tenji**
Does it look like we can win?
**[18:23] Yuichi**
We're in good shape.
**[18:24] Yuichi**
The fact that I made it back here means
the plan is already halfway to success.
**[18:29] Tenji**
How did you lose the Group K guys, anyway?
**[18:32] Yuichi**
Yeah... by now,
**[18:36] Yuichi**
they're probably saying
all sorts of crap about me.
**[18:38] Hyakutaro**
God damn that asshole!
**[18:40] Chisato**
Seriously, what's wrong with him?
**[18:42] Hyakutaro**
Hey, you okay?
**[18:45] Maria**
Huh? Uh, yes, I'm all right.
**[18:49] Maria**
*Ooh, that was terrifying.*
**[18:51] Maria**
* He did say he was going to use me*
* as a distraction somehow.*
**[18:55] Maria**
*What the...*
**[18:57] Maria**
*Is this what he... meant as a...*
**[19:03] Maria**
*distraction?!*
**[19:05] Chisato**
I'm going after him!
**[19:06] Hyakutaro**
No way! I can't pull her up by myself!
**[19:09] Chisato**
Don't be stupid!
**[19:10] Chisato**
If she falls from that height,
she won't be that hurt—
**[19:12] Hyakutaro**
The hell she won't! Are you just
gonna let a girl get hurt?
**[19:16] Hyakutaro**
You're always chasin' girls, but you won't
help one that's right in front of you?!
**[19:23] Chisato**
Fine! I'll help!
**[19:24] Maria**
*Wow!*
**[19:24] Hyakutaro**
Yeah, the Chisato I know
wouldn't leave a girl hanging.
**[19:26] Maria**
* The method wasn't the best, but he*
* really did slow them both down!*
**[19:28] Chisato**
Shut up and help pull!
**[19:30] Tenji**
That's awful.
**[19:32] Yuichi**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[19:34] Tenji**
It was a really risky gamble to try that.
**[19:38] Yuichi**
It wasn't a gamble at all.
**[19:40] Yuichi**
I knew I just needed
to slow one of them down.
***SIGN*** If one stopped, it was highly likely the other would, too.
**[19:47] Tenji**
What do you mean? What made you think that?
**[19:49] Yuichi**
I didn't just use my time these
three days trying to wear you down.
**[19:54] Yuichi**
I was also observing the personalities
and relationships in Group K.
**[19:58] Yuichi**
Sometimes I spilled a little info
to get them talking,
**[20:01] Yuichi**
other times I'd step up and provoke them.
**[20:04] Yuichi**
Eventually, I was able to find the thing—
**[20:08] Yuichi**
or rather, the *person* I was searching for.
**[20:10] Yuichi**
It was Onigawara Hyakutaro.
**[20:13] Yuichi**
At first, he seems like
a short-tempered and impulsive jerk,
**[20:16] Yuichi**
but he's more compassionate
than the others,
**[20:18] Yuichi**
and is really self-conscious
about past mistakes.
**[20:21] Yuichi**
On top of that, he's weirdly naïve
and kind to girls.
**[20:24] Yuichi**
Yeah, the thing I was searching for
was the kindest person in the group.
**[20:28] Tenji**
He does sound like the type
to try to save her,
**[20:31] Tenji**
but wasn't one other guy chasing, too?
**[20:33] Yuichi**
The other guy, Hashiratani Chisato,
was always paying attention to Hyakutaro.
**[20:38] Tenji**
Huh?
**[20:39] Yuichi**
He reacted to almost everything
Hyakutaro did and said.
**[20:43] Yuichi**
Chisato's kind of personality is what
you'd call, in a word, a dilettante.
***SIGN*** Bye-bye!
***SIGN*** Bye-bye!
**[20:48] Yuichi**
You know, a jack of all trades,
but master of none.
**[20:52] Yuichi**
When that type of person meets
someone who's really sincere,
**[20:55] Yuichi**
he might mouth off a lot, but deep inside,
he's actually really jealous.
**[21:00] Tenji**
*I think I know what he means.*
**[21:02] Yuichi**
So when Hyakutaro seriously asks for help,
it's hard for Chisato to turn him down.
**[21:07] Yuichi**
People who put so much effort
into crafting a fake personality
**[21:09] Yuichi**
can't stand it when more
authentic people tell it like it is.
**[21:13] Tenji**
*What incredible analytical skills!*
**[21:16] Tenji**
*But he's almost* too *good at seeing through
other people's personality flaws...*
**[21:20] Tenji**
Still, how is that helping us win?
**[21:23] Tenji**
It doesn't sound like
we're halfway there to me.
**[21:26] Yuichi**
We are, and what's coming up
is actually my specialty.
**[21:29] Tenji**
Your specialty?
***SIGN*** Kadokura Juzo
***SIGN*** Onigawara Hyakutaro
***SIGN*** Shinomiya Kei
***SIGN*** Niwa Banri
***SIGN*** Hashiratani Chisato
***SIGN*** -The team leader
-Psychological pillar
-Considerate of his friends
-Self-sacrificing
-Strong sense of responsibility
***SIGN*** -Impulsive
-Strong sense of duty
-Acts tough but weak for the ladies
-Kindest of the bunch
-An idiot
***SIGN*** -The youngest
-Small and weaker than the rest
-Cocky
-In charge of contacting Captain
-Debt holder?
***SIGN*** -Silent type
-Bland
-Barely noticeable
-Steady-handed
-Manga otaku?
***SIGN*** -Calm and composed
-Prudent
-Looks like a flirt but distrusts women
-Dilettante
-Probably really gloomy
**[21:31] Yuichi**
The biggest hurdle was figuring out
if my relationship analysis was accurate.
**[21:36] Yuichi**
That was already proven correct this time.
**[21:39] Yuichi**
Now that I was able to bring you food,
we have a little more time.
**[21:43] Yuichi**
We only have to do one more thing to win...
**[21:48] Yuichi**
Totally destroy all the
relationships in Group K.
***SIGN*** Totally destroy them
***SIGN*** Totally destroy them
**[21:54] Yuichi**
Over the last three days,
I've already planted all sorts of traps.
**[21:58] Yuichi**
The first one will be set
in motion any minute now.
**[22:03] Maria**
U-Um, thank you so much.
**[22:06] Maria**
You saved my life.
**[22:08] Chisato**
H-Huh? *I* did?
**[22:10] Maria**
*Ooh, this is getting interesting!*
**[22:12] Tenji**
*Yuichi went back to Group K's camp.*
**[22:17] Tenji**
* I can't begin to imagine*
* what he's done since then.*
**[22:20] Chisato**
Wait a second! What are you thinking?
**[22:22] Hyakutaro**
Shut up! I made up my mind!
**[22:25] Chisato**
Just calm down!
**[22:25] Manabu-kun**
What are you guys doing?
Did you eat something funny?
**[22:27] Hyakutaro**
Let go of me!
**[22:29] Chisato**
Don't do it, Hyakutaro!
**[22:30] Hyakutaro**
I know you don't give a
damn about how I feel!
**[22:34] Hyakutaro**
Manabu!
**[22:35] Sgt. Manabu**
Huh?
**[22:36] Hyakutaro**
I'm switchin' to Group C!
**[22:39] Tenji**
* The bonds holding Group K together*
* crumbled in just one day.*
***SIGN*** NEXT: The Third Game Is Over!
# E10 - The Third Game Is Over!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8535Q/the-third-game-is-over)
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**[00:00] Yuichi**
We only have to do one more thing to win...
**[00:04] Yuichi**
Totally destroy all
the relationships in Group K.
***SIGN*** Totally destroy them
***SIGN*** Totally destroy them
***SIGN*** Episode 10: The Third Game Is Over!
***SIGN*** Episode 10: The Third Game Is Over!
**[00:12] Tenji**
Destroy Group K's relationships...
**[00:15] Tenji**
But how?
**[00:17] Yuichi**
Remember what I asked Manabu
when we got our third teammate?
**[00:21] Yuichi**
If it was a girl or not?
**[00:25] Yuichi**
Yeah. What I'm trying to set right now
**[00:30] Yuichi**
is a honey trap.
**[00:34] Maria**
U-Um, thank you very much.
**[00:37] Maria**
I owe you my life.
**[00:39] Chisato**
M-Me?
**[00:40] Chisato**
W-Wait a sec.
**[00:42] Chisato**
Between the two of us, shouldn't it be him?
**[00:45] Hyakutaro**
Ah, well, I just did what
any guy would have done!
***SIGN*** Glare
***SIGN*** Glare
***SIGN*** Hmph!
**[00:57] Maria**
I hate this guy!
**[00:59] Maria**
I caught him peeping at me when I was naked!
**[01:02] Hyakutaro**
Th-That's not true! It was an accident!
**[01:05] Hyakutaro**
And you weren't naked, you had underwear on!
**[01:07] Chisato**
You saw her in her underwear?
**[01:08] Hyakutaro**
Yeah! No! Well, I did see her
underwear, but only for a second!
**[01:11] Hyakutaro**
I don't even remember it!
**[01:12] Maria**
Really? You really don't remember it at all?
**[01:17] Hyakutaro**
I'm so sorry! I totally remember!
**[01:19] Hyakutaro**
It's branded in my memory!
**[01:26] Maria**
I lied. I'm just kidding.
**[01:30] Maria**
I truly owe you my life, too.
**[01:33] Maria**
Thank you very much for saving me.
**[01:36] Hyakutaro**
Ah—
**[01:41] Chisato**
Anyway, what was Katagiri Yuichi thinking?
**[01:45] Chisato**
What would have happened to you
if Hyakutaro wasn't there to catch you?
**[01:51] Hyakutaro**
*She must have been terrified.*
**[01:54] Hyakutaro**
I'll never forgive that asshole.
**[01:56] Hyakutaro**
He's the worst kind of trash!
**[01:58] Maria**
Please stop saying bad things about him!
**[02:01] Hyakutaro**
W-Why are you sticking up
for a guy like that?
**[02:04] Maria**
I'm sorry, but...
**[02:07] Maria**
If he finds out that I was talking
to the other team like this, I...
**[02:11] Chisato**
Anyway, Yuichi got away from us,
so let's go back to the food station.
**[02:16] Hyakutaro**
Y-Yeah.
**[02:21] Maria**
Ow!
**[02:25] Hyakutaro**
Are you hurt?
**[02:26] Maria**
N-No, it's nothing.
**[02:28] Hyakutaro**
Here.
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
**[02:34] Chisato**
There are times when I really admire
your assertive personality, Hyakutaro.
**[02:40] Hyakutaro**
Shut up. My granny always
told me to be nice to girls.
**[02:44] Maria**
You really are a kind person,
aren't you, Hyakutaro-kun?
**[02:49] Maria**
Why...
**[02:51] Maria**
Why did I have to end up in Group C?
**[03:00] Kei**
I see. So that's what happened.
**[03:03] Kei**
If Group C succeeded in procuring food,
we might be in for a really long fight.
**[03:10] Hyakutaro**
Katagiri Yuichi!
**[03:12] Yuichi**
Oh, I'm totally up for a long fight.
**[03:15] Hyakutaro**
You think you can just waltz
back in here, asshole?
**[03:20] Yuichi**
Hey, Maria. What are you doing?
Get over here.
**[03:26] Yuichi**
Let's start fresh! I wanna
take my time and enjoy this.
**[03:31] Hyakutaro**
Hey. Get away from the girl.
**[03:33] Yuichi**
Why?
**[03:34] Hyakutaro**
Did you forget what you did?
**[03:37] Hyakutaro**
Look at her! She's been
shaking the whole time!
**[03:40] Yuichi**
Oh, I doubt that.
**[03:42] Yuichi**
Right, Maria? We're on the same team, right?!
**[03:47] Maria**
Y-Yes.
**[03:50] Hyakutaro**
You'd better cut that shit out.
**[03:52] Yuichi**
Huh? Why hold back with
something that belongs to me?
**[03:58] Hyakutaro**
You piece of...
**[04:01] Hyakutaro**
Let's go!
**[04:02] Maria**
Stop! This is exactly what
he wants you to do!
**[04:06] Yuichi**
Shit.
**[04:07] Yuichi**
Damn it, Maria! Don't get in my way!
**[04:11] Kei**
Manabu-kun, he's being violent!
**[04:14] Kei**
This is clearly in-game violence, isn't it?
**[04:17] Sgt. Manabu**
Yeah, it sure is.
**[04:19] Sgt. Manabu**
But that's violence against a teammate.
**[04:23] Sgt. Manabu**
What's prohibited is violent acts
against the *other* team.
***SIGN*** Can't Do
***SIGN*** Violence
***SIGN*** Moving the Hider
***SIGN*** Can Do
***SIGN*** Contact
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** Surrender (Give Up)
***SIGN*** Change Sides (Switch)
***SIGN*** Third Game Rule
***SIGN*** Can't Do
***SIGN*** Violence
***SIGN*** It is forbidden to use violence against another group
and force them to give up the hider's location.
**[04:30] Yuichi**
Yeah, that's right.
**[04:31] Yuichi**
I can do whatever I want to this chick
and it won't break any rules.
**[04:33] Maria**
Ouch!
**[04:36] Maria**
Please... Please, stop!
**[04:38] Kei**
Is this Katagiri Yuichi's true personality?
**[04:41] Banri**
What color is your blood?
**[04:44] (Flashback) Maria**
Why did I have to end up in Group C?
**[04:48] Hyakutaro**
Oh, that's it!
**[04:50] Hyakutaro**
Why don't you switch to our team?
**[04:53] Chisato**
No, wait a minute.
**[04:55] Chisato**
Something's off, here.
It all seems too perfect.
**[04:57] Yuichi**
* Huh, I guess this guy's*
* experience with women*
**[05:00] Yuichi**
*has made him really cautious around them.*
**[05:03] Chisato**
Can't you see they might be playing us?
**[05:05] Hyakutaro**
Playing us how?
**[05:07] Hyakutaro**
You can't mean she's been
acting the whole time.
**[05:09] Chisato**
I hate to say it, but that's
exactly what I mean.
**[05:13] Hyakutaro**
That was all an act?
**[05:14] Hyakutaro**
Y'know, not everyone in
the world is like you,
**[05:18] Hyakutaro**
screwin' off,
**[05:19] Hyakutaro**
puttin' on a front,
**[05:21] Hyakutaro**
and livin' the easy life, asshole.
**[05:24] Yuichi**
*What an idiot.*
**[05:25] Yuichi**
*Those are land mines for a guy like him.*
**[05:29] Chisato**
You...
**[05:30] Hyakutaro**
What?
**[05:30] Chisato**
You think I'm screwing off
for the fun of it?
**[05:34] Chisato**
A virgin like you wouldn't
understand anything, anyway.
**[05:37] Chisato**
All women are capable of putting on
an act to get what they want.
**[05:42] Maria**
T-That's so mean!
**[05:44] Hyakutaro**
Chisato!
**[05:45] Chisato**
What, you wanna show off
in front of the girl?
**[05:49] Hyakutaro**
Violence against teammates
is okay, you know?
**[05:56] Kei**
Okay, stop right there, please.
**[05:59] Kei**
We decided no fighting during
the Tomodachi Game, remember?
**[06:02] Kei**
Also, the captain has
the final say on everything.
**[06:05] Yuichi**
Is it time for Captain-sama to
make an appearance again?
**[06:08] Kei**
Yes, it is.
**[06:09] Kei**
That's how we've been able to
clear the Tomodachi Game so far.
**[06:12] Yuichi**
You can't make up your own
mind to protect one girl?
**[06:16] Yuichi**
That's pathetic, son.
**[06:20] Hyakutaro**
Wait a second, Kei.
**[06:22] Hyakutaro**
I'll call the captain and convince him myself.
**[06:28] Kei**
Very well.
**[06:30] Kei**
Why don't we both go talk to
the captain together, then?
**[06:33] Kei**
It'll be easier to explain
your feelings directly.
**[06:35] Hyakutaro**
Okay.
**[06:37] Kei**
Banri-senpai,
**[06:38] Kei**
if you don't mind, please call us
right away if they give any indication
**[06:42] Kei**
that they might try to follow us.
**[06:44] Hyakutaro**
Mizuse-san, just hang
in there a little longer.
**[06:55] Yuichi**
*Everything's going really smoothly.*
**[06:58] Yuichi**
* Group K's captain, who's the pillar of the team,*
* has been absent during the third game.*
***SIGN*** Kadokura Juzo
***SIGN*** -The team leader
-Psychological pillar
-Considerate of his friends
-Self-sacrificing
-Strong sense of responsibility
***SIGN*** Onigawara Hyakutaro
***SIGN*** -Impulsive
-Strong sense of duty
-Acts tough but weak for women
-Kindest of the bunch
-An idiot
***SIGN*** Shinomiya Kei
***SIGN*** -The youngest
-Small and weaker than the rest
-Cocky
-In charge of contacting Captain
-Debt holder?
***SIGN*** Niwa Banri
***SIGN*** -Silent type
-Bland
-Barely noticeable
-Steady-handed
-Manga otaku?
***SIGN*** Hashiratani Chisato
***SIGN*** -Calm and composed
-Prudent
-Seems flirty but distrusts women
-Dilettante
-Probably really gloomy
**[07:03] Yuichi**
* Since he isn't here to smooth*
* over little conflicts in the group,*
***SIGN*** Opposite personality, so really annoying
***SIGN*** Opposite personality, so really annoying
**[07:06] Yuichi**
* the connection between Hyakutaro*
* and Chisato has become really fragile.*
**[07:10] Yuichi**
* Most likely, the captain will agree*
* to let Maria switch over.*
**[07:13] Yuichi**
* But, as we planned,*
* Maria will reject that idea.*
**[07:17] Yuichi**
*Obviously, Hyakutaro will try to press her,*
**[07:20] Yuichi**
* and she'll tell him that*
* I'm holding something over her.*
**[07:24] Yuichi**
* I came up with something*
* really shocking for that.*
**[07:27] Yuichi**
* Then Hyakutaro will fly*
* into a rage and punch me.*
**[07:29] Yuichi**
*That would be our easiest way to win.*
**[07:32] Yuichi**
*His teammates might hold him back,*
**[07:34] Yuichi**
* but friction in the group will increase*
* and their relationships will crack.*
**[07:38] Yuichi**
* Ultimately, I'll maneuver*
* Hyakutaro toward one decision.*
**[07:42] Maria**
Hyakutaro-kun, I can't
take this alone anymore.
**[07:47] Yuichi**
*And that will be for him to switch sides.*
**[07:50] Yuichi**
* If we can pull that off,*
* we'll definitely win.*
**[07:54] Yuichi**
* Once he's on our side,*
* I have any number of ways*
**[07:56] Yuichi**
* to force him to spill*
* the captain's location.*
***SIGN*** Several Hours Later...
**[08:02] Kei**
We're back.
**[08:04] Chisato**
So, what did Captain say?
**[08:08] Hyakutaro**
It's no good. He said
he won't let you switch.
**[08:12] Chisato**
Well that settles it, then.
**[08:15] Hyakutaro**
But Captain said one more thing:
**[08:17] Hyakutaro**
"If you still want to protect her,
there is one other way," he said.
**[08:23] Yuichi**
*It can't be...*
**[08:25] Chisato**
Wait a second! What are you thinking?!
**[08:27] Hyakutaro**
Shut up! I've made up my mind!
**[08:29] Chisato**
Just calm down!
**[08:30] Hyakutaro**
Let go of me!
**[08:32] Chisato**
Don't do it, Hyakutaro!
**[08:33] Hyakutaro**
I know you don't give a damn
about how I feel!
**[08:37] Hyakutaro**
Manabu!
**[08:38] Sgt. Manabu**
Huh?
**[08:39] Hyakutaro**
I'm switchin' to Group C!
**[08:43] Yuichi**
Of course I approve!
**[08:45] Sgt. Manabu**
Then from this moment forward,
Onigawara Hyakutaro is a member of Group C!
**[08:50] Hyakutaro**
Sorry, guys.
**[08:52] Hyakutaro**
But even though I'm Group C now,
I don't plan on working with 'em.
**[08:57] Hyakutaro**
I'm prepared to get more debt
when you guys win.
**[09:01] Hyakutaro**
Keep playing. I won't hold you back.
**[09:03] Yuichi**
Welcome to Group C!
I'm happy to have you, Hyakutaro-kun.
**[09:08] Hyakutaro**
Yeah.
**[09:09] Hyakutaro**
Now I can pop you one without holding back!
**[09:16] Hyakutaro**
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
**[09:17] Yuichi**
I knew you'd take a swing at me.
**[09:19] Yuichi**
Your moves are so easy to read, kid.
**[09:22] Yuichi**
Sorry, but I'm not going to let you
be violent in either group.
**[09:26] Yuichi**
I hope you don't mind being tied up.
**[09:29] Yuichi**
Well then, maybe now's a good time to go
and talk tactics with your Captain-sama!
**[09:33] Yuichi**
Don't worry. We won't try to follow you.
**[09:38] Tenji**
What's going on, Yuichi?
**[09:40] Yuichi**
* I was able to get one Group K*
* member to switch to our group.*
**[09:43] Tenji**
I-It hasn't even been one day yet!
**[09:45] Yuichi**
*Everything fell into place.*
**[09:47] Yuichi**
* Now I just need to get*
* the hiding place out of him.*
**[09:50] Yuichi**
*Then we win.*
**[09:51] Tenji**
All right, then.
**[09:53] Tenji**
*Don't get carried away, Yuichi.*
**[09:55] Yuichi**
Of course.
**[09:56] Yuichi**
If I can help it, I don't
want to get rough, either.
**[09:59] Yuichi**
I'll contact you later.
**[10:01] Tenji**
*Okay.*
**[10:06] Hyakutaro**
I really let you down.
**[10:07] Hyakutaro**
I wanted to help, but ended up like this.
**[10:09] Maria**
It's okay! It made me really happy.
**[10:13] Maria**
But at this rate, I'm sure he'll
do horrible things to you
**[10:17] Maria**
to make you tell us where
the captain's hiding place—
**[10:18] Hyakutaro**
Not a problem! I know
I'm tough enough to take it.
**[10:21] Maria**
You can't! He'll do anything
he possibly can to win.
**[10:25] Maria**
H-He's even murdered people before.
**[10:28] Hyakutaro**
M-Murder?!
**[10:30] Maria**
I couldn't stand to watch
something like that!
***SIGN*** Call in progress
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi (Group C)
**[10:33] Hyakutaro**
Then it'd be better if I tell him now,
so you don't have to suffer.
**[10:37] Yuichi**
*We've won.*
**[10:39] Hyakutaro**
*But, I can't do it.*
**[10:42] Hyakutaro**
*Because actually, I...*
**[10:44] Hyakutaro**
* don't know where the captain*
* is in the first place.*
**[10:49] Yuichi**
*W-What did he say? What does this mean?!*
**[10:52] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Everything fell into place.
**[10:54] Yuichi**
*I-I can't possibly have...*
**[10:56] Reiko**
About time! It looks like our genius
is finally making his play.
**[11:02] Juzo**
Are you sure that was the best move?
**[11:04] Juzo**
Hyakutaro insisted on switching,
just like you suggested.
**[11:08] Kei**
It's fine, it's fine.
It's all part of my plan.
**[11:12] Kei**
But more importantly...
**[11:13] Kei**
I told you to speak to me
politely when we're alone,
**[11:17] Kei**
you blockhead.
**[11:20] Reiko**
So, this is your monster?
**[11:22] Reiko**
Just look at this pathetic little thing.
**[11:24] Reiko**
Listen up!
**[11:25] Reiko**
A true genius is someone who controls
***SIGN*** Gloat
***SIGN*** Gloat
***SIGN*** Gloat
**[11:27] Reiko**
and manipulates everything
from the shadows. Got it?
***SIGN*** Gloat
***SIGN*** Gloat
***SIGN*** Gloat
**[11:31] Tsukino**
Lame.
***SIGN*** Lame
**[11:32] Yuichi**
Hey, Hyakutaro!
**[11:34] Yuichi**
Why didn't you visit the Captain?
**[11:36] Yuichi**
You said you were going to
talk to him directly!
**[11:38] Hyakutaro**
Well, because on the way there,
Kei said he got a call telling us
**[11:42] Hyakutaro**
to come back because you guys
were up to something.
**[11:46] Hyakutaro**
"We don't have a choice.
We'll have to call him."
**[11:49] Hyakutaro**
That's what Kei said.
***SIGN*** Incoming call
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi (Group C)
**[11:57] Kei**
Hello, this is Shinomiya Kei.
**[11:59] Yuichi**
It was you all along.
The true leader of Group K.
**[12:02] Kei**
Oh, did you finally figure it out?
**[12:05] Yuichi**
Honestly, I underestimated you guys.
So I didn't even notice...
**[12:11] Yuichi**
that you were controlling Group K's
movements at every step.
**[12:15] Yuichi**
But at least I realized
before things got worse.
**[12:18] Yuichi**
I won't make another mistake!
**[12:21] Kei**
*Oh, so scary.*
**[12:23] Kei**
Too bad, though. We've already
secured our victory for this game,
**[12:28] Kei**
right when you let that time bomb
Hyakutaro join your team.
**[12:32] Yuichi**
Hyakutaro's a bomb?
**[12:34] Kei**
*You should be bright enough to understand.*
**[12:36] Kei**
*You're no match for me,*
**[12:37] Kei**
but the gears in your head do seem
to be turning just a little.
**[12:41] Maria**
W-What's wrong?
**[12:43] Yuichi**
They got us.
**[12:45] Yuichi**
At this rate, we'll definitely lose.
***SIGN*** Definitely lose...
**[12:52] Juzo**
You seem very pleased, Prince.
**[12:54] Kei**
Do I?
**[12:56] Kei**
Well, I guess I am.
**[12:58] Kei**
Thanks to Katagiri Yuichi, I wasn't
bored at all for the last few days.
**[13:02] Kei**
In that sense, I should thank you
for giving me this chance.
**[13:06] Kei**
It's all over now, though.
**[13:08] Kei**
All that's left is finishing
off the checked king.
**[13:12] Juzo**
Is our victory truly assured?
**[13:14] Kei**
Well, yeah. But a blockhead like
you wouldn't see it, would you?
**[13:19] Kei**
There are two main points.
**[13:21] Kei**
Hyakutaro switched sides, but
had no intention of betraying us.
**[13:25] Kei**
And in this game, if the other
team uses violence against you,
**[13:27] Kei**
the game ends immediately.
**[13:29] Juzo**
I see. So that's why
Hyakutaro's a time bomb.
**[13:34] Kei**
If you get it, keep giving everyone
orders in your oh-so-dignified way.
**[13:38] Kei**
I'm going to take care of something else.
**[13:41] Juzo**
Something else?
**[13:43] Kei**
Well, since I have the chance,
**[13:45] Kei**
I thought I'd find the enemy hider
and go for a clean win.
**[13:48] Tsukino**
Shinomiya Kei. What's his story?
**[13:52] Reiko**
There's no story.
He's a genius, plain and simple.
**[13:55] Reiko**
His family and upbringing
are extremely normal.
***SIGN*** Rank Score Name
***SIGN*** Shinomiya Kei
***SIGN*** Fujii Satoshi
Tsukamoto Yoko
Shibasaki Haruko
***SIGN*** Watanabe Katsu
Suzuki
Horie
Inoue
Mimura
**[13:57] Reiko**
He's simply a genius who can
do anything he puts his mind to.
**[13:59] Reiko**
His one and only flaw
**[14:01] Reiko**
is that he's so good at everything,
he gets bored very quickly.
**[14:04] Reiko**
In fact, I think he joined the game just
to kill time because he was bored.
**[14:08] Tsukino**
Playing the Tomodachi Game to kill time...
**[14:11] Reiko**
But even then, he immediately
found a strategy—
**[14:15] Reiko**
to manipulate the very well-trusted
Kadokura Juzo from the shadows,
**[14:20] Reiko**
and control Group K through him.
**[14:23] Tsukino**
Why is Kadokura Juzo obeying his orders?
**[14:27] Reiko**
Who knows? Maybe Shinomiya found
his weak point or something.
**[14:31] Tsukino**
Weak point, huh?
**[14:33] Reiko**
Either way, the game is over.
The genius has already announced his victory.
**[14:38] Yuichi**
This is bad. Really bad.
**[14:40] Yuichi**
This is the worst situation
I could have imagined.
**[14:43] Maria**
*Huh? What? Is he serious right now?*
**[14:46] Maria**
Um, why is it so bad?
**[14:49] Yuichi**
Because of violence.
**[14:50] Maria**
Huh?
**[14:51] Yuichi**
If Hyakutaro, who's now in Group C, attacks
someone in Group K, we'll lose immediately.
***SIGN*** Pow!
**[14:57] Yuichi**
So I tied him up, but I did that
expecting to win right away.
**[15:02] Yuichi**
Since that isn't happening now,
Hyakutaro is a time bomb.
**[15:06] Yuichi**
We have to watch him 24/7
to make sure he doesn't blow up.
**[15:09] Yuichi**
That means we can't move one step from here.
**[15:16] Yuichi**
Wait a minute...
**[15:18] Yuichi**
If we can hide Hyakutaro
somewhere before they come...
**[15:21] Chisato**
Not a chance. You're too late.
**[15:24] Banri**
You are already dead.
**[15:26] Hyakutaro**
Banri-san! Chisato!
**[15:29] Chisato**
Well, then, ready for another endurance test?
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
**[15:43] Yuichi**
Hey! Where are you going?
**[15:45] Maria**
That's not a question you should ask a girl.
**[15:48] Yuichi**
Oh, sorry.
**[15:56] Maria**
Ah, I'm getting so sick of this.
**[15:59] Kei**
Is that right, Mizuse Maria-san?
**[16:01] Maria**
Huh? Oh, no, that was just...
**[16:04] Kei**
I'm sorry for startling you.
**[16:06] Kei**
Actually, I was waiting to catch you alone.
**[16:08] Maria**
Huh?
**[16:09] Kei**
This is awkward, so let me cut
right to the chase.
**[16:14] Kei**
You're from the management, right?
**[16:16] Maria**
H-How?
**[16:18] Maria**
*My cover's blown!*
**[16:20] Kei**
It feels stupid explaining it like this,
**[16:23] Kei**
but for three days before
the game, our food rations
**[16:25] Kei**
were based on how many
group members we had, right?
**[16:27] Kei**
Since Group C had just two people,
**[16:29] Kei**
They were only given water,
the poor things.
**[16:32] Kei**
But even though you showed up alone,
you didn't appear hungry at all.
**[16:36] Kei**
Now, doesn't that seem strange?
**[16:38] Kei**
Any way you look at it,
you're not an ordinary player.
**[16:41] Kei**
So it made sense to assume you
were on the management side.
**[16:45] Sgt. Manabu**
Achoo!
**[16:45] Sgt. Manabu**
Hmm?
**[16:46] Kei**
I mean, I could ask you to tell me
about your original team instead,
**[16:50] Kei**
but what do you think?
**[16:53] Maria**
Why bother?
**[16:55] Maria**
What now? What do you want from me?
**[16:59] Kei**
I'll just cut right to the chase again.
**[17:02] Kei**
I'd like you to betray Katagiri Yuichi.
**[17:06] Maria**
That... That's just a little...
**[17:09] Kei**
You can do that, can't you? Right now,
Group K is going to win, without a doubt.
**[17:14] Kei**
If you wanted to keep
acting like a normal player,
**[17:16] Kei**
wouldn't it actually seem weird
*not* to betray him?
**[17:20] Maria**
But y'know, since I *did* try
to play cute and innocent,
**[17:24] Maria**
I wonder if betraying him now
would seem unlike me.
**[17:26] Kei**
Ah, so the issue is character.
**[17:29] Kei**
But you seem like the kind of person
to choose fun over reason and logic.
**[17:33] Maria**
*Huh, he's really figured me out.*
**[17:36] Kei**
To put it simply,
**[17:38] Kei**
you'll have more fun with me.
**[17:41] Kei**
If you betray him for me,
you'll get to enjoy
**[17:43] Kei**
watching that overconfident,
sadistic Katagiri Yuichi
**[17:47] Kei**
crumble into a pathetic, teary-eyed failure.
**[17:53] Maria**
T-That sounds like...
**[18:00] Maria**
It would be super fun!
**[18:09] Yuichi**
Yes?
**[18:10] Maria**
*It's Maria. Is anyone else nearby?*
**[18:15] Yuichi**
No. I'm being watched,
but they aren't close enough to hear.
**[18:19] Maria**
Could you please tell me where
Mikasa Tenji's hiding spot is?
**[18:24] Yuichi**
What?
**[18:25] Maria**
*Luckily, I'm alone right now,*
**[18:28] Maria**
*so I think it would be a good idea*
**[18:30] Maria**
* to transport additional*
* food supplies while I can.*
**[18:33] Maria**
I think the only thing we can do
now is buy time, anyway.
**[18:36] Maria**
* If we have more time, I'm sure you'll be*
* able to find a way to turn things around.*
**[18:43] Yuichi**
Fine. I'll tell you.
**[18:55] Yuichi**
Hey! Why are you with them?
**[18:59] Yuichi**
Wait, you didn't...
**[19:02] Yuichi**
Did you betray us?
**[19:07] Yuichi**
G... G... God...
**[19:13] Yuichi**
God damn it!
**[19:18] Kei**
It appears that he did give her
the hider's true location.
**[19:21] Kei**
There's nothing he can do
now even if we leave him,
**[19:24] Kei**
so why don't we all start
searching before it gets dark?
**[19:28] Yuichi**
This is hell.
**[19:30] Yuichi**
It can't get any worse than this!
**[19:41] Kei**
*Hello, Mikasa Tenji-senpai.*
**[19:43] Kei**
It's nice speaking to you again.
**[19:45] Kei**
This is Shinomiya Kei from Group K.
**[19:47] Kei**
* But wow, that Katagiri Yuichi*
* sure is the lowest of the low.*
**[19:50] Tenji**
What are you saying?
**[19:51] Kei**
He's totally happy to let you die
if it gets him the win.
**[19:56] Kei**
By my estimation, he's planning
something really evil right now.
**[20:00] Kei**
* You should cut ties with that*
* inhuman brute as soon as you can.*
**[20:04] Tenji**
What makes you think you know anything?
**[20:05] Kei**
Huh? What was that?
I couldn't really hear you.
**[20:09] Kei**
If you've got something to say to me,
you'd better speak up, dude.
**[20:14] Tenji**
Quit shooting your mouth off!
You don't know a damn thing!
**[20:17] Tenji**
I'm betting on Yuichi!
**[20:20] Kei**
*Wow, you startled me.*
**[20:22] Kei**
* But I heard you loud*
* and clear, thanks to that.*
**[20:28] Kei**
Found you!
**[20:35] Sgt. Manabu**
And that concludes the third game!
**[20:39] Sgt. Manabu**
*Sergeant Manabu here.*
**[20:40] Sgt. Manabu**
*The game has ended.*
**[20:42] Sgt. Manabu**
* All players, including hiders,*
* immediately gather at the food station.*
**[20:46] Kei**
All right! I'm on my way!
**[20:49] Tenji**
*He lost? Yuichi lost?*
**[20:52] Kei**
Don't look so upset.
**[20:54] Kei**
You all did your very best.
**[20:56] Kei**
You just got the wrong opponents this time.
**[21:00] Kei**
I am a genius, after all.
**[21:06] Tenji**
God damn it!
**[21:11] Sgt. Manabu**
Now, everyone's back together again.
**[21:13] Sgt. Manabu**
Let's announce the results pronto!
**[21:17] Sgt. Manabu**
The winner of the third game,
Friendly Hide-and-Seek, is...
**[21:24] Reiko**
Katagiri Yuichi... he's a devil!
**[21:27] Tsukino**
Yes, he probably brings misery
to everyone he touches.
***SIGN*** YOU COCKROACH
***SIGN*** family of crooks
***SIGN*** Die!
***SIGN*** Don't ever come back
to this school!!
***SIGN*** FILTHY THIEF!
***SIGN*** DIE CRIMINAL
***SIGN*** die
***SIGN*** Give it back,
asshole
***SIGN*** We'll find you
***SIGN*** you piece of shit
***SIGN*** GIVE THE MONEY BACK THIEF
***SIGN*** you suck
**[21:34] Tsukino**
Ultimately, the essence of the
Tomodachi Game may be that it asks you,
**[21:38] Tsukino**
"How many of your friends' sins
are you willing to forgive?"
***SIGN*** NEXT: Do You Really Have Nothing You Care About?
# E11 - Do You Really Have Nothing You Care About?
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**[00:00] ---**
*This show contains scenes that some viewers may
find disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.*
**[00:10] Sgt. Manabu**
Excuse me for interrupting, but
I'm gonna announce it one more time.
**[00:14] Sgt. Manabu**
The winner of the third game,
Friendly Hide-and-Seek, is...
***SIGN*** Group C
***SIGN*** Third Game Friendly Hide-and-Seek
***SIGN*** Cleared
**[00:20] Sgt. Manabu**
Group C! The game is over!
**[00:26] Kei**
Huh?! How?!
**[00:28] Kei**
We found their hider first, didn't we?
**[00:31] Sgt. Manabu**
That's true. Group K did find
the other team's hider first.
**[00:36] Kei**
So we're the winners, then.
**[00:38] Sgt. Manabu**
Oh, but that's not the only way
for a team to win, right?
**[00:44] Kei**
*N-No way!*
**[00:46] Juzo**
Sorry, guys.
**[00:48] Juzo**
I pushed the give-up button.
***SIGN*** Friendship
***SIGN*** thief
***SIGN*** parent and child crooks
***SIGN*** Before the End of the Third Game
**[02:24] (Flashback) Yuichi**
It can't get any worse.
***SIGN*** Episode 11: Do You Really Have Nothing You Care About?
***SIGN*** Episode 11: Do You Really Have Nothing You Care About?
**[02:26] (Flashback) Yuichi**
This is the worst thing
that could have happened.
**[02:32] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Hey, Hyakutaro, nobody
else is nearby, right?
**[02:36] (Flashback) Hyakutaro**
Y-Yeah, I think they all went
looking for Mikasa.
**[02:41] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Okay. We should get started, then.
**[02:43] (Flashback) Hyakutaro**
Huh?
**[02:44] (Flashback) Yuichi**
The truth is, the moment you switched teams,
our victory became certain.
**[02:51] (Flashback) Yuichi**
I really didn't want to have
to win this way, is all.
**[02:56] (Flashback) Yuichi**
This really is the worst thing that
could have happened, Hyakutaro.
***SIGN*** Incoming call
***SIGN*** Katagiri Yuichi (Group C)
**[03:06] (Flashback) Juzo**
Hello?
**[03:07] Yuichi**
*This is Katagiri Yuichi.*
**[03:09] Yuichi**
* I don't have much time,*
* so I'll get straight to the point.*
**[03:13] Yuichi**
*Please push the give-up button.*
**[03:16] (Flashback) Juzo**
Are you screwing with me?
**[03:18] (Flashback) Juzo**
There's no way I'll push it.
**[03:20] (Flashback) Yuichi**
In that case, I'm going to punch
Hyakutaro until you push it.
**[03:25] (Flashback) Juzo**
Y-You're bluffing!
**[03:27] Yuichi**
* I'm sure you'd like to believe that,*
* but I've run out of options.*
**[03:32] Yuichi**
*First punch. Here we go.*
**[03:36] Yuichi**
*And the second!*
**[03:39] Yuichi**
*Third!*
**[03:40] Yuichi**
*Fourth!*
**[03:42] Yuichi**
*Fifth!*
**[03:43] (Flashback) Juzo**
Stop! It won't work!
**[03:45] (Flashback) Juzo**
You're crazy if you think you can
break me with a bluff like this.
**[03:49] Yuichi**
*I'll keep going then. Sixth!*
**[03:53] (Flashback) Juzo**
I-If you really were punching him,
then why isn't Hyakutaro making any sound?
**[03:59] Yuichi**
* Yeah, that surprised me, too.*
* He sure is tough.*
**[04:04] Yuichi**
*Do you want to hear his voice?*
**[04:09] Hyakutaro**
*I'm f-fine, Captain.*
**[04:11] Hyakutaro**
*It's a bluff, just like you said.*
**[04:16] Hyakutaro**
*Don't push the button!*
**[04:18] Juzo**
*T-The waver in his voice...*
**[04:21] Juzo**
*Is he really...*
**[04:23] (Flashback) Reiko**
What do you mean, "monster"?
**[04:26] (Flashback) Reiko**
Katagiri Yuichi... This guy is the devil.
**[04:29] Yuichi**
*Seventh!*
**[04:31] (Flashback) Juzo**
Sorry, Hyakutaro!
**[04:33] (Flashback) Juzo**
It won't be long before Kei
and the others find their hider.
**[04:38] (Flashback) Juzo**
Just hold on until then.
**[04:41] Hyakutaro**
*This is a breeze. A breeze.*
**[04:43] Hyakutaro**
*I mean, he isn't really hitting me anyway.*
**[04:47] Yuichi**
*Here I go. Eighth!*
**[04:49] (Flashback) Juzo**
Damn it!
**[04:50] Yuichi**
* At this rate, it is starting to look*
* like he can really take it.*
**[04:54] Yuichi**
*Well, in that case,*
**[04:56] Yuichi**
* I'll have to break something*
* that can't be fixed.*
**[04:59] (Flashback) Juzo**
W-What's that supposed to mean?
**[05:01] (Flashback) Yuichi**
I heard about you guys.
**[05:03] (Flashback) Yuichi**
You're all on the same
basketball team, right?
**[05:07] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Hyakutaro-kun told me about it.
**[05:09] (Flashback) Yuichi**
In the last tournament,
he kept missing shots
**[05:13] (Flashback) Yuichi**
and ended up getting you injured.
**[05:16] (Flashback) Yuichi**
He practiced his shots
like crazy after that.
**[05:20] Juzo**
*What the hell are you planning?!*
**[05:22] (Flashback) Yuichi**
Please push the button. If you don't...
***SIGN*** I'll break Hyakutaro's finger
**[05:26] (Flashback) Yuichi**
I'll break Hyakutaro's finger.
**[05:29] Yuichi**
* You can't make shots in basketball*
* without a delicate touch, right?*
**[05:32] Yuichi**
* Once a finger is broken, even if*
* you recover and rehabilitate it...*
**[05:37] (Flashback) Juzo**
Y-You piece of shit!
**[05:40] Yuichi**
*You have ten seconds.*
**[05:42] Yuichi**
*Ten, nine, eight,*
**[05:45] (Flashback) Juzo**
W-Wait a minute!
**[05:45] Yuichi**
*seven, six, five, four...*
**[05:49] Hyakutaro**
*Hey! What the hell—*
**[05:51] Yuichi**
* I'm gagging you so that*
* you can't bite your tongue.*
**[05:55] Yuichi**
*Three, two, one...*
**[06:01] Juzo**
*Maybe he didn't really... break it?*
**[06:04] Juzo**
*No, I'll never forget that sound.*
**[06:07] Juzo**
*It sounded just like when it happened to me.*
**[06:10] (Flashback) Juzo**
I'm sorry, Hyakutaro!
**[06:13] Yuichi**
*Which finger shall I do next?*
**[06:16] (Flashback) Juzo**
You can't be serious...
**[06:17] Yuichi**
*Of course I can.*
**[06:19] Yuichi**
* I'll keep breaking fingers until*
* you push the button. Really.*
**[06:23] (Flashback) Juzo**
Stop it! You scum!
**[06:27] Yuichi**
*No, you're the scum.*
**[06:30] Yuichi**
* I mean, you were the one who*
* started all this, weren't you?*
**[06:33] (Flashback) Juzo**
What did you... say?
**[06:36] Yuichi**
* You're the reason your team is playing the*
* Tomodachi Game in the first place.*
**[06:40] Yuichi**
*Your debt is what started it.*
***SIGN*** Your debt is what started it
**[06:45] Kei**
So you knew.
**[06:47] Yuichi**
Well, yeah.
**[06:49] Yuichi**
It seemed like a taboo topic in Group K.
**[06:52] Yuichi**
But none of the three I talked
to knew whose debt it was.
**[06:58] Yuichi**
At first, I thought the one with
the debt was the youngest, Kei,
**[07:01] Yuichi**
but then I realized the power
dynamics went the other way.
**[07:05] Yuichi**
Basically, it made sense to assume
the debt belonged to the captain.
**[07:11] Yuichi**
I learned about you from Hyakutaro.
**[07:14] Yuichi**
You're willing to put your
life on the line for people.
**[07:17] Yuichi**
But you also can't handle it
if you're responsible
**[07:21] Yuichi**
for someone else getting hurt.
**[07:25] Juzo**
My family business was drowning in debt.
**[07:28] Juzo**
It got so bad, I was going to have to
quit high school and start working.
**[07:34] Juzo**
But I wanted to play one
last tournament with everyone,
**[07:39] Juzo**
and then Kei said
**[07:40] Juzo**
he'd help me pay it off, on the condition
that I obeyed his every word.
**[07:45] Juzo**
I'm sorry I couldn't tell you, guys.
**[07:49] Juzo**
This is all my fault.
**[07:51] Juzo**
But even though that's true,
**[07:55] Juzo**
I'll never forgive you for what you did!
**[07:59] Juzo**
I will never...
**[08:02] Juzo**
ever forgive...
**[08:08] Juzo**
a cowardly piece of shit like you!
**[08:10] Hyakutaro**
Stop! That's enough!
**[08:12] Juzo**
Why are you stopping me?!
**[08:13] Hyakutaro**
It's really not a big deal!
**[08:15] Juzo**
B-But your finger...
**[08:18] Juzo**
He broke your finger!
**[08:23] Juzo**
B-But that sound I heard was clearly...
**[08:27] Juzo**
M-My god, did you...
**[08:30] Juzo**
You broke your *own* finger?!
**[08:33] Yuichi**
We had reasons why we
absolutely couldn't lose.
**[08:37] Yuichi**
That's why I chose to—
**[08:39] Yuichi**
No, that isn't it.
**[08:42] Yuichi**
I just couldn't think of any better way.
**[08:46] Yuichi**
I guess I really am a
cowardly piece of shit.
**[08:52] Juzo**
Hyakutaro, why didn't you tell me?
**[08:55] Hyakutaro**
Well, he said he'd let you hit him
as much as he hit me.
**[09:04] Juzo**
We've lost this match.
***SIGN*** Group C
***SIGN*** Third Game Friendly Hide-and-Seek
***SIGN*** Cleared
***SIGN*** Two Million Yen Award Obtained
**[09:12] Kei**
Oh, no we haven't.
**[09:14] Kei**
There's no way I'm settling for that.
**[09:16] Kei**
*We* lost? Speak for yourself.
**[09:19] Kei**
*You're* the one who lost, blockhead.
**[09:23] Hyakutaro**
Come on, Kei!
**[09:25] Kei**
Shut the hell up! The rest of you
held me back just as much as he did.
**[09:30] Kei**
My plan was *perfect*.
**[09:32] Kei**
But still, you were *completely* useless.
**[09:38] Banri**
Th—
**[09:38] Kei**
Whap!
**[09:39] Kei**
What are you doing, Banri-niichan?!
**[09:42] Chisato**
Banri... niichan?
**[09:44] Banri**
I'm not his real brother.
**[09:46] Banri**
We grew up together. I was like
the typical neighborhood "older brother."
**[09:49] Hyakutaro**
I had no idea.
**[09:51] Banri**
Give it up, Kei.
**[09:52] Banri**
Your strategy didn't account
for this situation, so you lost.
**[09:56] Banri**
And Juzo made the right
choice in pressing the button.
**[10:00] Kei**
Why's that?
**[10:02] Banri**
Because if he had thrown
Hyakutaro under the bus,
**[10:05] Banri**
I would have lost all respect for him.
**[10:08] Chisato**
That makes sense. I guess I would have, too.
**[10:11] Hyakutaro**
And then we would have lost
the next game no matter what.
**[10:15] Banri**
Kei.
**[10:17] Banri**
One day, "having tasted defeat" will make us even stronger.
**[10:22] Kei**
Yeah, what's that line from?
**[10:25] Banri**
It's from my bible.
**[10:26] Kei**
But what are we going to do now?
We still have the debt.
**[10:30] Kei**
We might never be able to
see each other again after this.
**[10:34] Juzo**
I'll have them pass all
of the remaining debt to me.
**[10:37] Sgt. Manabu**
Bye-bye!
**[10:38] Juzo**
And I'll ask them to make sure you guys
at least don't get split up.
**[10:43] Hyakutaro**
Captain...
**[10:44] Kei**
Are you really okay with that?
**[10:47] Kei**
What about your dream for us
to play in one last tournament?
**[10:51] Juzo**
It's all right.
**[10:53] Juzo**
We did get to play one last,
great match together.
**[10:57] Kei**
Oh.
**[11:00] Maria**
U-Um, Yuichi-kun?
**[11:03] Maria**
I was wondering, did you know about me?
**[11:06] Yuichi**
Yeah. You work for the management, right?
**[11:09] Yuichi**
I figured it out.
**[11:10] Maria**
O-Of course you did.
**[11:13] Tenji**
Huh?!
**[11:13] Yuichi**
For the weak and insecure girl
you were trying to play,
**[11:16] Yuichi**
you followed my difficult
instructions a little *too* perfectly.
**[11:20] Maria**
I see.
**[11:22] Yuichi**
And since I knew you were
with the management,
**[11:24] Yuichi**
I pushed you off that cliff without guilt.
**[11:26] Maria**
Rude!
**[11:28] Maria**
Then, your reaction when
I betrayed you was also...
**[11:32] Yuichi**
It was all an act to make Group K think they
were winning, so they'd leave me behind.
**[11:38] Maria**
You had me eating out of
the palm of your hand, huh?
**[11:42] Yuichi**
Pass this message along to your bosses:
**[11:45] Yuichi**
"I will absolutely crush all of you."
**[11:49] Maria**
You bet!
**[11:53] Tenji**
Can you stand?
**[11:54] Yuichi**
Yeah. Ouch!
**[11:56] Tenji**
Yuichi, you said you were
a cowardly piece of shit,
**[12:02] Tenji**
but I don't think you are.
**[12:05] Tenji**
You don't always have
the nicest ideas, but take a look.
**[12:11] Tenji**
You didn't destroy their
friendship after all.
**[12:15] Tenji**
I don't care what anyone else says.
I know you're a good person.
**[12:21] Yuichi**
Thanks, Tenji.
**[12:23] Yuichi**
* But... if he was any slower*
* pushing that button,*
**[12:28] Yuichi**
* I really might have broken*
* Hyakutaro's finger.*
**[12:32] Yuichi**
* The old me would have*
* broken it without flinching.*
**[12:37] Yuichi**
* If you knew about that side of me,*
* would you still tell me I'm a good person?*
**[12:44] Yuichi**
*Would you still think of me as a friend?*
**[12:47] Manabu-kun**
Congratulations on clearing the third game!
**[12:49] Manabu-kun**
There's a little time left before the fourth
game begins, so I'll let you leave for a while.
**[12:55] Manabu-kun**
Of course, don't tell anyone about this,
and don't try to run away.
**[13:00] Manabu-kun**
If you try anything like that,
the others will be in real trouble.
**[13:07] Tenji**
We're back.
**[13:08] Yuichi**
Yeah. Let's go and find Sawaragi right now.
**[13:14] Tenji**
At this hour, we might be
able to catch Shiho-chan alone.
**[13:17] Tenji**
She was always the first one at school.
**[13:18] Yuichi**
Always the stalker.
**[13:20] Tenji**
Let's go and find out the truth.
**[13:26] Yuichi**
K-Kokorogi?
**[13:30] Yutori**
Yuichi?!
***SIGN*** YOU COCKROACH
***SIGN*** family of crooks
***SIGN*** Don't ever come back
to this school!!
**[13:31] Yuichi**
What the hell happened here?
***SIGN*** FILTHY THIEF!
***SIGN*** DIE CRIMINAL
***SIGN*** die
***SIGN*** Give it back,
asshole
***SIGN*** We'll find you
***SIGN*** you piece of shit
***SIGN*** GIVE THE MONEY BACK THIEF
***SIGN*** you suck
**[13:35] Yutori**
Shiho-chan and Shibe-kun have disappeared!
***SIGN*** One Week Earlier
**[13:41] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei**
Since you three are exempt
from the third game,
**[13:44] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei**
I'll let you go home temporarily.
**[13:46] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei**
But you can't talk to anyone about the game,
and you'd better not run away.
**[13:50] (Flashback) Shiho**
Why would you even think we'd do that?
**[13:53] (Flashback) Shiho**
There's too much going on
that we don't understand,
**[13:55] (Flashback) Shiho**
and we won't run or hide
until we do understand.
**[13:58] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei**
That's my Shiho-sama, always
ready with the cool one-liners.
**[14:02] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei**
In that case, I'll tell you
something nice before you go.
**[14:05] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei**
Right now, Group C's total debt amount is
**[14:09] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei**
10.8 million yen.
**[14:13] (Flashback) Shiho**
10.8 million?
**[14:15] (Flashback) Shibe**
Shiho, what's wrong?
**[14:17] (Flashback) Shiho**
N-Nothing at all.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Shiho**
We shouldn't listen to
what Manabu says, anyway.
**[14:22] (Flashback) Shibe**
Why not?
**[14:23] (Flashback) Shiho**
Because we all know it's all just lies
intended to poison our friendship.
**[14:28] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei**
Well, believe me or don't, that's up to you.
**[14:32] (Flashback) Manabu-sensei**
But incidentally, Yuichi-kun and
Tenji-kun both already know about it.
**[14:36] (Flashback) Shiho**
Oh. They must have asked...
**[14:42] Tenji**
Yuichi, there's no mistake, then.
**[14:45] Tenji**
Shiho-chan's secret got out and she ran.
**[14:48] Yutori**
Secret?
**[14:49] Yutori**
I d-don't really understand, but there was
a reason why Shiho-chan disappeared.
***SIGN*** Don't ever come back
to this school!!
***SIGN*** YOU COCKROACH
***SIGN*** family of crooks
**[14:55] (Flashback) Shiho**
No matter what, try to act natural.
**[14:57] (Flashback) Shiho**
If we seem shaky and weird,
people might start asking questions.
**[15:00] (Flashback) Shibe**
Y-Yeah.
**[15:01] (Flashback) Yutori**
Mm-hmm.
**[15:03] (Flashback) Shiho**
Morning, everyone!
**[15:07] (Flashback) Michiru**
Hey, Sawaragi-san.
**[15:09] (Flashback) Shiho**
Hanamiya-san?
**[15:10] (Flashback) Michiru**
As class vice president,
I'll get right to the point.
**[15:13] (Flashback) Michiru**
You were the one who stole
the class trip funds, weren't you?
**[15:18] (Flashback) Michiru**
Don't people usually save
money like that in an account?
**[15:22] (Flashback) Michiru**
The other classes said they did.
**[15:24] (Flashback) Michiru**
Sensei said that you insisted
on collecting it in cash.
**[15:29] (Flashback) Michiru**
No matter how you look at it,
you seem really suspicious.
**[15:32] (Flashback) Shibe**
Calm down, you guys!
**[15:34] (Flashback) Shibe**
Shiho isn't the thief.
**[15:35] (Flashback) Shibe**
Because the thief is—
**[15:37] (Flashback) Shiho**
Don't, Shibe!
**[15:38] (Flashback) Shiho**
It has to do with that game.
You shouldn't say too much.
**[15:42] (Flashback) Shibe**
O-Oh, right.
**[15:44] (Flashback) Michiru**
You should also know, Shibe,
that we think you're an accomplice.
**[15:49] (Flashback) Shibe**
You've got to be kidding.
Do you know how rich I am?
**[15:53] (Flashback) Michiru & students**
Huh?
**[15:54] (Flashback) Shibe**
Come on, two million
isn't enough to cry over.
**[15:57] (Flashback) Shibe**
All right, about that two mil...
**[15:59] (Flashback) Shibe**
I'll lend you the whole amount!
**[16:03] Yuichi**
That's a bad move.
**[16:05] Tenji**
Yeah, that would have pissed everyone off.
**[16:07] Yuichi**
No, that's not what I mean.
**[16:09] Yuichi**
Kokorogi,
**[16:11] Yuichi**
did some kind of big
incident happen after that?
**[16:13] Yutori**
H-How did you know?
**[16:15] Yutori**
Well, two days after that,
**[16:18] Yutori**
Shibe-kun's dad got arrested.
***SIGN*** Breaking
***SIGN*** Sitting City Council Member Shibe Masakazu Arrested!
**[16:21] Yutori**
It seems like the police
found out about all the stuff
**[16:24] Yutori**
that was exposed in the second game.
**[16:26] Tenji**
Then does that mean...
**[16:28] Yuichi**
Yeah, Shibe talked.
**[16:31] Yuichi**
He told his dad about the Tomodachi Game.
**[16:34] Yuichi**
Not even Shibe could get
two million yen without an adult's help.
**[16:39] Yutori**
Shibe-kun came to school the next day
**[16:41] Yutori**
and apologized to everyone,
saying he couldn't get the money,
**[16:44] Yutori**
but then everyone started
really bullying him.
**[16:47] Yutori**
Shiho-chan tried to stand up for him,
but then she stopped coming to school, too.
***SIGN*** YOU COCKROACH
***SIGN*** family of crooks
***SIGN*** Die!
***SIGN*** Don't ever come back
to this school!!
**[16:54] Student A**
Y-You guys!
**[16:55] Student B**
Why are you at school?
**[16:57] Student B**
I thought you'd be with Shibe.
**[16:59] Yuichi**
What are you talking about?
**[17:00] Student A**
Something's going down at Shibe's place.
**[17:03] Man**
Isn't this Shibe Masakazu's home?
**[17:04] Woman**
The council member they arrested?
**[17:06] Man**
There's a body?
**[17:07] Woman**
Suicide?
**[17:07] Woman**
I heard it was murder.
**[17:09] Man**
Murder?
**[17:09] Man**
Who did it?
**[17:10] Man**
It was...
**[17:11] Yuichi**
Shibe's dad was...
**[17:13] Tenji**
Murdered?
**[17:14] Man**
Hey, they're coming out.
**[17:19] Yuichi**
Shibe!
**[17:20] Yuichi**
W-Why is this happening?
**[17:23] Yuichi**
Shibe! Shibe!
**[17:25] Yuichi**
What the hell's going on?!
**[17:27] Shibe**
Yuichi? Tenji?
**[17:28] Shibe**
No! This isn't right. It isn't!
**[17:31] Shibe**
I wanted Shiho to—
**[17:33] Wataru**
You'd better not say too much.
**[17:36] Tenji**
*That man...*
**[17:39] Tenji**
It's Shiho-chan's father.
**[17:44] Wataru**
Tenji-kun? Why are you—
**[17:46] Tenji**
M-My father... Were you the one—
**[17:48] Yuichi**
Calm down, Tenji! There's no proof yet!
**[17:51] Yuichi**
Um, we're friends of Shibe Makoto-kun,
**[17:54] Yuichi**
and we wanted to know what happened.
**[17:56] Wataru**
Is that right?
**[17:58] Wataru**
Sorry, I can't talk about it in detail.
**[18:01] Wataru**
The police are sworn
to confidentiality. And...
**[18:04] Wataru**
You don't want to get involved in this.
**[18:07] Wataru**
If there's anyone or
anything you care about,
**[18:09] Wataru**
don't stick your nose
into others' business.
**[18:12] Wataru**
You don't want to lose what's
precious to you, do you?
**[18:16] Yuichi**
That basically means nothing to me.
**[18:19] Yuichi**
I don't have family or anything else
to care about, really.
**[18:24] Yuichi**
So your threats aren't going to work.
**[18:26] Yuichi**
What I mean is that if you want to stop me,
you'll have to come straight at me.
**[18:33] Tenji**
What is going on, anyway?
**[18:35] Yuichi**
For now, all we can do
is find out more about Shibe.
**[18:39] Tenji**
Yuichi, do you think Shiho-chan
is tied up in this, too?
**[18:42] Yutori**
W-What do you mean?
**[18:44] Tenji**
Kokorogi-san.
**[18:45] Yutori**
W-What do you mean?
What did Shibe-kun do?!
**[18:48] Yutori**
What does Shiho-chan have to do with it?!
**[18:51] Tenji**
Well, we don't really know all the—
**[18:53] Yutori**
You're lying! You're both hiding
something from me, aren't you?!
**[18:56] Yutori**
You were acting weird this morning, too!
**[18:58] Yutori**
And after all that in the second game,
you trust each other now?!
**[19:02] Yutori**
And Yuichi's hurt!
**[19:04] Yutori**
Come on, tell me! What are you hiding?
**[19:07] Tenji**
We can't...
**[19:08] Yuichi**
Why the hell would we tell you?
**[19:10] Yuichi**
As soon as the second game ended,
**[19:14] Yuichi**
I was through with you.
**[19:16] Yuichi**
You looked at me like
I was a monster, didn't you?
**[19:19] Yuichi**
You didn't say a word to me
before I went to the third game.
**[19:23] Yuichi**
That's not what I'd call a friend.
**[19:26] Yutori**
I was just scared, because they
said you were a murderer.
**[19:31] Yutori**
But I waited! I waited
to find out the truth.
**[19:35] Yutori**
Even though I was scared,
I waited for you both to come back.
**[19:39] Yuichi**
That's only because
Sawaragi told you to, right?
**[19:42] Yuichi**
You only do what people tell you to do.
**[19:46] Yuichi**
Quit talking to me like I owe you something!
**[19:49] Yuichi**
Kokorogi, let me make this
crystal clear for you.
**[19:52] Yuichi**
People like you, who can't decide
a single damn thing on their own...
**[19:56] Yuichi**
There's nothing in the world I hate more!
**[20:00] Yuichi**
Get lost. I'm done with you.
**[20:03] Yutori**
What about the Tomodachi Game?
Won't you be in trouble without me?
**[20:07] Yuichi**
Nah, you're useless.
**[20:10] Yuichi**
I guess you didn't notice how much
of a burden you are for everyone else.
**[20:15] Yutori**
O-Of course I knew...
**[20:18] Yutori**
I could tell that from the start!
**[20:21] Yutori**
That's why I always did
what you guys told me.
**[20:26] Yutori**
I didn't want to be in the way!
**[20:29] Yuichi**
Yeah, and I'm telling you that
you're in the way right now.
**[20:33] Yuichi**
Kokorogi, you're a stranger to us now.
**[20:41] Tenji**
Was that the right thing to do?
**[20:42] Yuichi**
It's not about right or wrong.
Lives are on the line.
**[20:46] Yuichi**
We should leave Kokorogi out of it.
**[20:48] Yuichi**
If we tell the management that we'll take
on Kokorogi's debt, they shouldn't complain.
**[20:57] Tenji**
Unknown caller?
**[21:01] Tenji**
Hello?
**[21:02] Man on phone**
* Sorry to surprise you, but we're going to*
* start a special Tomodachi Game right now.*
***SIGN*** Unknown Caller
***SIGN*** In Call
**[21:06] Man on phone**
*Katagiri Yuichi-kun is there too, right?*
**[21:09] Man on phone**
*Is it true that threats don't work on you*
**[21:10] Man on phone**
* because there's nothing*
* and nobody you care about?*
**[21:13] Yuichi**
What are you trying to say?
**[21:16] Yuichi**
Kokorogi?!
**[21:18] Man on phone**
*The game rules are super simple, man.*
**[21:20] Man on phone**
* All you have to do is choose between*
* two options: show up, or don't.*
**[21:23] Man on phone**
* If you do show up, you'll*
* have a really terrible time.*
**[21:26] Man on phone**
* If you don't, Kokorogi Yutori will*
* have a little bit of a terrible time.*
**[21:31] Man on phone**
*The game you two are playing this time is*
***SIGN*** The Weak Win Game
**[21:33] Man on phone**
*The Weak Win Game, got it?*
**[21:35] Yuichi**
The weak win?
***SIGN*** 100% Damage
***SIGN*** 100% Damage
**[21:37] Man on phone**
* For example, if two different people*
* suffer the exact same amount of pain,*
**[21:40] Man on phone**
*one with self control won't scream.*
***SIGN*** Weak Person
***SIGN*** Strong Person
**[21:42] Man on phone**
* A weak person, however,*
* will immediately start screaming.*
***SIGN*** Strong Person
**[21:46] Man on phone**
* You'd think the strong person*
* is superior, right?*
**[21:48] Man on phone**
*But you know,*
***SIGN*** Weak Person
**[21:49] Man on phone**
* in our world, people will say the person*
* who screamed is a "poor thing"*
**[21:52] Man on phone**
*and go easy on them.*
**[21:54] Man on phone**
*That's outrageous, isn't it?*
**[21:57] Man on phone**
* If self control is a disadvantage in this world,*
* it's almost as if the weak win.*
***SIGN*** Absolutely Refuse
***SIGN*** Stop!
***SIGN*** I protest!
**[22:02] Man on phone**
* Yuichi-kun, if you're showing up,*
* come to the designated location alone.*
**[22:06] Man on phone**
* If you bring anyone else,*
* you'll never see Kokorogi Yutori again.*
**[22:11] Man on phone**
*And if you* do *show,
I promise you'll have*
**[22:13] Man on phone**
*a* much *worse time than Kokorogi Yutori.*
**[22:17] Man on phone**
* Basically, if you don't show up,*
* you'll end up objectively less injured...*
**[22:21] Man on phone**
*but what do you wanna do?*
**[22:25] Yuichi**
If you do anything to Kokorogi,
**[22:27] Yuichi**
I will kill you.
**[22:30] Tenji**
Are you going, Yuichi?
**[22:32] Yuichi**
We got Kokorogi caught up
in this thing, so I think I have to.
**[22:36] Yuichi**
On top of that, this one...
**[22:42] Yuichi**
is going to be different
from the other games.
***SIGN*** NEXT: What's Most Important to Me Is...
# E12 - What's Most Important to Me Is...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN5X5K/whats-most-important-to-me-is)
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**[00:22] Yutori**
Yuichi!
**[00:24] Yuichi**
Kokorogi!
**[00:26] Yuichi**
Manabu? Or not.
**[00:28] Kuroki**
I'll serve as MC for this special
edition of Tomodachi Game.
**[00:33] Kuroki**
The name's Kuroki.
***SIGN*** Friendship
***SIGN*** thief
***SIGN*** parent and child crooks
**[02:09] Kuroki**
All right, I'll explain the rules
of the Weak Win Game one more time.
***SIGN*** Episode 12: What's Most Important to Me Is...
***SIGN*** Episode 12: What's Most Important to Me Is...
**[02:13] Yuichi**
Hold it! I'm not going to listen to a thing
you say until you let Kokorogi go!
**[02:16] Kuroki**
Is that so?
**[02:22] Yuichi**
You piece of—
**[02:24] Kuroki**
Hey, now. Do you understand
the position you're in right now?
**[02:27] Kuroki**
If you want, I could expose that secret
of yours that you've never told anyone.
**[02:33] Yuichi**
You think...
**[02:34] Yuichi**
you know *that* much about me?
**[02:36] Kuroki**
Huh? You want me to spill, for real?
**[02:39] Kuroki**
If Yutori-chan hears about it, saving her
will be the least of your worries.
**[02:45] Kuroki**
Are you listening *now*, Katagiri Yuichi-kun?
**[02:50] Kuroki**
Yuichi-kun will be subjected to
three rounds of physical pain.
**[02:53] Kuroki**
If he can endure the pain,
we'll let him and his friend both go.
**[02:57] Kuroki**
But a game that doesn't test their friendship
**[02:58] Kuroki**
wouldn't be much of a
Tomodachi Game, would it?
**[03:00] Kuroki**
So, there's one way for Yuichi-kun
to escape the violence.
**[03:04] Yutori**
What?
**[03:05] Kuroki**
It's you.
**[03:06] Kuroki**
You can take the pain instead of Yuichi.
**[03:11] Kuroki**
Yutori-chan gets to choose
which one of them suffers.
**[03:14] Kuroki**
The point here is that
if Yutori-chan chooses herself,
**[03:17] Kuroki**
her pain will be lighter than Yuichi-kun's.
**[03:20] Yuichi**
Hey, Kokorogi—
**[03:21] Kuroki**
Ah, but Yuichi-kun isn't allowed to talk.
**[03:23] Kuroki**
If Yuichi-kun speaks while she's
deciding, they both suffer.
**[03:28] Kuroki**
Ultimately, Yutori-chan is the one
who'll decide who gets hurt.
**[03:32] Kuroki**
Basically, it's a question of whether or not
she's selfless enough to protect Yuichi-kun.
***SIGN*** Selflessness
**[03:38] Kuroki**
Okay, let's go ahead with
the first round of pain.
**[03:42] Kuroki**
You'll get punched by our very
own Hercules, Goriki-kun. Yeah.
**[03:47] Kuroki**
If Yutori-chan chooses herself,
she gets one hit.
**[03:50] Kuroki**
If she chooses Yuichi-kun,
he gets three hits.
**[03:53] Kuroki**
By the way, Goriki-kun
is just as strong as he seems.
**[03:57] Kuroki**
For a little girl like you, even
one punch could rearrange your face.
**[04:02] Kuroki**
You have five seconds to choose.
**[04:05] Kuroki**
If you don't choose in that time,
Yuichi-kun will be selected automatically.
**[04:11] Kuroki**
Okay, five, four, three...
**[04:15] Yutori**
I...
**[04:16] Kuroki**
two, one.
**[04:20] Yutori**
Yu-Yuichi?
**[04:23] Kuroki**
Aw, I should've said you can't move, either.
**[04:27] Kuroki**
But, oh well.
**[04:29] Kuroki**
In honor of Yuichi-kun's beautiful
self-sacrifice this first round,
**[04:33] Kuroki**
I'll let you have it.
**[04:36] Kuroki**
Yutori-chan, take a close look.
**[04:38] Kuroki**
What happens next is
the result of your actions.
**[04:41] Kuroki**
First hit!
**[04:43] Kuroki**
Second hit!
**[04:45] Kuroki**
Last one!
**[04:50] Yuichi**
*Man, I keep getting beat up these days.*
**[04:52] Yuichi**
* At least this guy didn't hit*
* as hard as that gorilla Captain.*
**[04:55] Yutori**
Are you okay, Yuichi?
**[04:57] Yutori**
I'm... I mean... um...
**[05:00] Yutori**
I can take the next one.
I'm so sorry, Yuichi.
**[05:03] Kuroki**
There you go! Now that's
what I call friendship!
**[05:06] Kuroki**
So we're going with Yutori-chan
for the next round of pain, right?
**[05:10] Yutori**
Yeah.
**[05:11] Kuroki**
Okay. Put your hand right here.
**[05:15] Kuroki**
The pain this time is
fingernail removal. Yeah.
**[05:18] Kuroki**
You think you can handle it, Yutori-chan?
**[05:21] Kuroki**
Oh, right.
**[05:22] Kuroki**
This time I'll give you the chance
to switch to Yuichi-kun, if you want.
**[05:25] Kuroki**
But...
**[05:26] Kuroki**
If Yuichi-kun does it,
he'll lose three fingernails.
**[05:29] Kuroki**
He'd get three times
the pain you would.
**[05:33] Kuroki**
So? Which one will it be?
**[05:39] Kuroki**
All right, here we go.
**[05:46] Yutori**
Yuichi!
**[05:47] Yutori**
W-What should I do, Yuichi?!
**[05:49] Yutori**
It hurts! It really, really hurts!
**[05:53] Kuroki**
You heard her, Yuichi-kun.
**[05:55] Kuroki**
Oh? You mad, Yuichi-kun?
**[05:58] Kuroki**
Or maybe just a little scared, huh?
**[06:00] Yuichi**
Stop talking. Shut up and do it.
**[06:03] Yuichi**
Sounds good! As requested sir,
I'll pull them all at once!
**[06:08] Yuichi**
One!
**[06:09] Yuichi**
Two!
**[06:11] Yuichi**
Three!
**[06:15] Yuichi**
How was that?
**[06:16] Yuichi**
Yuichi-kun, how you feelin', buddy?
**[06:18] Yuichi**
How you feelin', Yutori-chan?
**[06:21] Yutori**
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry...
**[06:24] Yuichi**
Hey, you guys...
**[06:26] Yuichi**
Why is this piece of shit your leader?
**[06:28] Kuroki**
Huh?
**[06:29] Yuichi**
Do you see anything good in him at all?
**[06:32] Yuichi**
Any way you look at it,
Goriki-kun is a stronger fighter.
**[06:35] Yuichi**
As for this perverted, sadistic ass,
**[06:38] Yuichi**
even his face looks like a nasty snake.
**[06:42] Kuroki**
You don't get it at all, do you?
**[06:44] Kuroki**
The most important thing
for a leader isn't strength.
**[06:47] Kuroki**
It's this. *This!* I'm the
smartest guy in the room.
**[06:52] Kuroki**
You can't raise a finger
against me now, right?
**[06:54] Kuroki**
I'm the only one here who can pull that off.
**[06:57] Kuroki**
And I've got guts. No matter
what happens, nothing shakes me.
**[07:02] Kuroki**
Last of all, and this is the most important,
**[07:05] Kuroki**
I never sell my friends out.
**[07:08] Yuichi**
Okay.
**[07:10] Yuichi**
So you have brains, you have guts,
and you don't betray your friends,
**[07:13] Yuichi**
and that qualifies you to be leader. Right?
**[07:16] Kuroki**
Yeah, that's right.
**[07:18] Kuroki**
Let's get back to the game, then.
**[07:20] Kuroki**
But before that, let's mix
things up for the last one.
**[07:24] Kuroki**
If Yutori-chan chooses herself,
**[07:27] Kuroki**
well make her dance totally naked!
**[07:28] Gang**
Yeah!
**[07:30] Kuroki**
I guess it's more like
emotional pain this time.
**[07:33] Kuroki**
It'd be damn humiliating to have this many
guys drooling over every inch of your body.
**[07:37] Kuroki**
But no one here wants to see
Yuichi-kun naked, so if he gets picked,
**[07:43] Kuroki**
I'll gouge his hand with this
three times instead.
**[07:46] Kuroki**
I'll give you a minute this time.
You should talk it over.
**[07:49] Kuroki**
Ain't much to talk about, though.
**[07:51] Kuroki**
It's either the girl gettin' humiliated,
**[07:54] Kuroki**
or the guy gettin' hurt real
bad three times over.
**[07:58] Kuroki**
Is there really any room for discussion?
**[08:01] Yutori**
You... You can decide, Yuichi.
**[08:03] Kuroki**
Holy shit! You serious, Yutori-chan?!
**[08:05] Kuroki**
Shouldn't you volunteer this round?!
**[08:07] Yuichi**
Kokorogi, tell me how you honestly feel.
**[08:10] Yutori**
B-But, I... I know I should
do it this time, I know that...
**[08:15] Yutori**
but I can't decide.
I can't get the words out!
**[08:18] Kuroki**
Five seconds left!
**[08:20] Yutori**
So, y-you decide, Yuichi!
**[08:20] Kuroki**
Four, three,
**[08:22] Yutori**
I promise to do whatever you say!
**[08:22] Kuroki**
two, one...
**[08:25] Yuichi**
Okay.
**[08:26] Yuichi**
I'll do it.
**[08:30] Kuroki**
Oh, you're bad!
You're the worst, Yutori-chan!
**[08:33] Kuroki**
Can't handle anything,
can't make up your damn mind...
**[08:35] Kuroki**
You're the weakest of the weak, Yutori-chan.
**[08:37] Kuroki**
But thanks to all that, you got
away without a scratch.
**[08:40] Kuroki**
The weak really *do* win, Yutori-chan!
**[08:47] Kuroki**
Let's get started.
**[08:48] Kuroki**
I won't even tie your hand down.
Show us what you're made of!
**[08:55] Kuroki**
Even tough guy Yuichi-kun
screamed that time!
**[09:00] Kuroki**
Are you hearing this, Yutori-chan?
**[09:03] Kuroki**
Last one!
**[09:07] Kuroki**
Nice work! And that concludes our
special edition of the Tomodachi Game.
**[09:10] Kuroki**
You're free to go home.
**[09:12] Kuroki**
Though I doubt you'll feel like
leaving together after this.
**[09:16] Yuichi**
Yeah, I'm definitely pissed.
**[09:19] Yuichi**
I seriously snapped.
I haven't been this angry in a long time.
**[09:23] Kuroki**
I know, right? Yutori-chan
really is a piece of shit.
**[09:27] Yuichi**
Hey now, don't get it twisted.
**[09:29] Kuroki**
Huh?
**[09:31] Yuichi**
This stupid child's play won't
make me forget who's to blame.
**[09:36] Yuichi**
My anger is all for you, asshole! *Kuroki!*
**[09:39] Yuichi**
Don't worry, Kokorogi.
I'm not mad at you at all.
**[09:44] Yuichi**
This is a play that kidnappers often use.
**[09:46] Yuichi**
They say, "If you don't accept my demands,
the hostages will get hurt."
**[09:50] Yuichi**
Then the kidnappers manipulate
the people who refuse their demands
**[09:53] Yuichi**
into doing something bad.
**[09:55] Yuichi**
But if you think about it, the real bad guys
**[09:58] Yuichi**
are the kidnappers
who started the whole thing.
**[10:00] Yuichi**
Like these jerks here.
**[10:02] Yuichi**
You're only a victim. There's no
reason for you to feel guilty.
**[10:07] Yuichi**
It's basically my fault you were
targeted in the first place.
**[10:10] Yuichi**
I'm sorry, Kokorogi.
**[10:13] Yutori**
I'm so sorry, Yuichi! I... I...
**[10:17] Yuichi**
You aren't scared of me anymore?
**[10:20] Yutori**
I don't know what you were like in the past,
**[10:23] Yutori**
but you've been really, really kind to me,
**[10:27] Yutori**
so I'm... I'm going to trust
the Yuichi I know. I trust you!
**[10:32] Yuichi**
All right. Thanks, Kokorogi.
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
**[10:39] Yuichi**
Can you get back by yourself?
I have unfinished business here.
**[10:43] Yutori**
Then I'll stay, too.
**[10:46] Yuichi**
You sure?
**[10:47] Yuichi**
You'll end up seeing something scary.
**[10:49] Yutori**
It's okay. I've made up my mind
to trust you, Yuichi.
**[10:53] Yuichi**
All right. I'll get started, then.
**[10:56] Yuichi**
Hey, Kuroki-kun.
**[10:57] Yuichi**
You wanna play another game with me?
**[11:06] Kuroki**
A game?
**[11:07] Kuroki**
Are you kidding?
What would I get out of that?
**[11:10] Yuichi**
10 million yen.
***SIGN*** 10 Million Yen
**[11:13] Yuichi**
If you win, I'll give you
10 million yen in cash.
**[11:17] Punk in background 1**
10 million?!
**[11:18] Punk in background 2**
Seriously?!
**[11:19] Punk in background 3**
Then let me play!
**[11:20] Kuroki**
C'mon, man. I doubt you have
that much in the first place.
**[11:25] Yuichi**
Huh? You said you knew about my past, right?
**[11:28] Yuichi**
Then you must know I have more
than that in loose change.
**[11:34] Kuroki**
Ah, yeah, sure.
**[11:36] Kuroki**
Fine, then. Tell me about this game.
**[11:39] Yuichi**
It's simple. Rock Paper Scissors.
**[11:41] Kuroki**
Rock Paper Scissors?
**[11:42] Yuichi**
One round of Rock Paper Scissors.
**[11:44] Yuichi**
If you win, you get 10 million yen.
If you lose, how about...
**[11:47] Yuichi**
I cut off your fingers.
**[11:50] Yuichi**
If you throw paper and lose,
I'll cut off all five.
**[11:53] Yuichi**
If you throw scissors and lose,
I'll cut off two.
**[11:56] Yuichi**
If you throw rock, I won't cut off any.
So you risk nothing.
**[12:00] Yuichi**
Let's call it Rock Paper Fingers.
***SIGN*** Rock Paper Fingers
***SIGN*** Rock Paper Fingers
***SIGN*** Rock Paper Fingers
***SIGN*** Rock Paper Fingers
**[12:04] Yuichi**
Doesn't that sound like fun?
**[12:06] Yuichi**
Ah, but you can relax.
You've got a huge advantage.
**[12:11] Yuichi**
'Cause I can only throw rock
or paper with this hand.
**[12:16] Yuichi**
Let's do it.
**[12:17] Yuichi**
First one is rock—
**[12:18] Kuroki**
Just wait a second!
I didn't say I was gonna—
**[12:20] Yuichi**
Huh?
**[12:21] Yuichi**
Even with that *massive* advantage,
you aren't gonna play?
**[12:25] Yuichi**
No way. Oh man, don't tell me...
**[12:27] Yuichi**
you're scared?
**[12:31] Yuichi**
Fine! If Kuroki wins,
**[12:33] Yuichi**
I'll give everyone here one
million yen each. As a bonus!
**[12:37] Punk in background 4**
Seriously?!
**[12:38] Punk in background 5**
One million each!
**[12:38] Punk in background 6**
Wahoo!
**[12:40] Yuichi**
This game gives Kuroki a massive advantage!
**[12:42] Yuichi**
Would someone with brains
*and* guts really turn this down?!
**[12:46] Yuichi**
Let's give your loyal leader
a little support, here!
**[12:49] Punks in background**
Yeah! All right!
**[12:52] Punks in background**
Do it! Do it!
**[12:53] Yuichi**
Getting interesting, huh, Kuroki?
**[12:55] Kuroki**
You little shit.
**[12:57] Kuroki**
Fine.
**[12:58] Kuroki**
I'll play your damn game! Bleh!
***SIGN*** Bleh!
**[13:03] Kuroki**
* Yeah, I'll play your game.*
* There's no way I can lose.*
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** High Risk
***SIGN*** No Risk
***SIGN*** Medium Risk
**[13:07] Kuroki**
*If you lay out the moves,
this is what you get.*
**[13:10] Kuroki**
*To win against the low-risk rock,
you need to use the high-risk paper.*
**[13:14] Kuroki**
*It's a surprisingly smart game.*
**[13:16] Kuroki**
*But here's the main point:*
**[13:19] Kuroki**
*He can only throw rock or paper.*
**[13:22] Kuroki**
*If I throw paper, there's no way I'll lose.*
***SIGN*** Tie
***SIGN*** Win
**[13:24] Kuroki**
*At the very worst, it'll be a tie.*
**[13:28] Kuroki**
*Hmm?*
**[13:29] Kuroki**
Hey. What happens if we tie?
**[13:32] Yuichi**
Tie? I really doubt that'll ever happen.
**[13:36] Yuichi**
But if it does, we'll just end
the game with no penalty.
**[13:39] Kuroki**
*No penalty? Is he hoping for a tie?*
**[13:43] Kuroki**
*He must know I'll throw paper.*
**[13:46] Kuroki**
* Since he can only throw rock or paper,*
* his only choice is paper...*
**[13:49] Kuroki**
*So if I throw scissors, I'll win?!*
**[13:52] Kuroki**
* Is that what you expected*
* me to think, idiot?*
**[13:56] Kuroki**
*Scissors do have a good chance of winning,*
**[13:59] Kuroki**
*but there's also a chance they might lose.*
**[14:02] Kuroki**
* I can't reach out and grab*
* the prize dangling in front of me*
**[14:06] Kuroki**
*if there's even a 0.1% chance of losing!*
**[14:11] Yuichi**
You're planning to throw paper, aren't you?
**[14:14] Kuroki**
So what if I was?
**[14:17] Yuichi**
I don't really care. It's just...
**[14:19] Yuichi**
that would show us exactly
how pathetic you are.
**[14:23] Kuroki**
You tryin' to taunt me?
**[14:24] Kuroki**
You ain't gonna make me change my throw!
**[14:27] Kuroki**
Your only choice is to throw paper anyway!
**[14:29] Yuichi**
Nope, I'm not going to throw paper.
**[14:32] Kuroki**
Huh?
**[14:33] Yuichi**
Let's do this!
**[14:34] Yuichi**
First one is rock,
**[14:36] Kuroki**
* Don't be fooled! If he really doesn't*
* throw paper, all he's got is rock!*
**[14:41] Yuichi**
Rock, paper...
**[14:42] Kuroki**
*So I've gotta throw paper!*
**[14:45] Kuroki**
*Paper, paper, paper!*
**[14:48] Yuichi**
Scissors.
**[14:49] Kuroki**
*H-He...*
**[14:51] Kuroki**
*His left hand?!*
**[14:53] Kuroki**
You lying piece of shit!
**[14:55] Kuroki**
That isn't what we agreed!
**[14:57] Yuichi**
The hell it isn't!
**[15:00] Yuichi**
I told you I wouldn't throw paper.
**[15:02] Kuroki**
That's not what I mean!
**[15:04] Kuroki**
You said you could only use rock or paper!
**[15:07] Yuichi**
Yeah, with my right hand.
**[15:09] Yuichi**
But no one said I couldn't use my left.
**[15:14] Kuroki**
You think I'm gonna fall
for that bullshit excuse?!
**[15:16] Kuroki**
Guys! Teach this guy a lesson!
**[15:17] Punk**
Uh? Huh?
**[15:19] Different punk**
What about the game?
**[15:20] Kuroki**
It doesn't count!
**[15:21] Kuroki**
I told you to get him!
**[15:28] Tsukino**
Stop right there!
**[15:30] Tsukino**
Restrain them all!
**[15:32] Punk 4**
Ugh!
**[15:32] Punk 6**
What?!
**[15:33] Punk 2**
Gah!
**[15:33] Goriki**
Like hell, you bitch!
**[15:33] Punk 5**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[15:34] Punk 3**
Whoa!
**[15:44] Tsukino**
The Tomodachi Game management
will be taking over from here!
**[15:47] Reiko**
Hmph!
**[15:48] Maria**
Cheers!
**[15:49] Yuichi**
That was miraculous timing, Tenji.
**[15:52] Tenji**
Sorry. I got here a little while ago,
but they wouldn't let me barge in.
**[15:57] Tsukino**
You're the leader of this group, correct?
**[15:59] Tsukino**
And the man impersonating
the Tomodachi Game?
**[16:03] Kuroki**
W-Why?
**[16:05] Tenji**
I followed Yuichi's instructions
and called the real ones.
**[16:08] Kuroki**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Unknown Caller
***SIGN*** In Call
**[16:08] Tenji**
Yuichi got a bad feeling
about that first call.
**[16:12] Tenji**
Even though you tried to act like Manabu,
***SIGN*** Bessatsu Shonen
Magazine
**[16:14] Tenji**
you sounded a lot trashier
than the real one.
**[16:19] Tenji**
So I contacted the real ones and
gave them the location you told us.
**[16:25] Tsukino**
Now you're coming with me.
**[16:27] Tsukino**
I'll show you what happens to
someone who impersonates us.
**[16:32] Yuichi**
Hold on. I can't let you snatch my prize.
**[16:34] Yuichi**
I've still got important
business with this guy.
**[16:38] Yuichi**
So, Kuroki-kun, you haven't forgotten
about your promise to me, right?
**[16:42] Kuroki**
P-Promise?
**[16:44] Yuichi**
You threw paper and lost.
**[16:47] Yuichi**
You owe me five fingers!
**[16:50] Kuroki**
I... I said I wasn't buying that!
**[16:52] Kuroki**
This is bullshit!
**[16:55] Tsukino**
Would you mind hurrying it up, then?
**[16:58] Tsukino**
We're busy too, you know.
**[17:00] Yuichi**
Make up your mind, Kuroki.
**[17:02] Kuroki**
Shit! Get your shoe off me!
**[17:04] Yuichi**
So, which finger goes first?
**[17:08] Kuroki**
Hey! Someone stop this psycho asshole!
**[17:11] Yuichi**
Oh, c'mon.
**[17:12] Yuichi**
If you won't choose,
how about I pick for you?
**[17:18] Yuichi**
Which finger should go first?
**[17:24] Kuroki**
Please stop!
**[17:27] Yuichi**
Oh. That's right.
**[17:28] Yuichi**
I can stop if you want.
**[17:30] Kuroki**
Y-You can?
**[17:31] Yuichi**
As long as you pick one
of your friends to take your place.
**[17:34] Yuichi**
But I'll only cut off one of their fingers.
**[17:38] Kuroki**
H-Hey! You guys hear that?
**[17:40] Kuroki**
If it isn't me, you'll get off
with one-fifth the injury!
**[17:43] Kuroki**
Yeah, someone come take my place!
**[17:44] Kuroki**
Hey, c'mon. We're all pals, right?
**[17:47] Kuroki**
Someone step up and take it! Now! C'mon!
**[17:52] Kuroki**
Sons of bitches! You dumb
assholes won't follow my orders?!
**[17:56] Kuroki**
It's five fingers! *Five!*
**[17:57] Kuroki**
That's worth more than *one*
of your shitty fingers!
**[18:00] Kuroki**
What the hell, you freakin' cowards?!
**[18:02] Kuroki**
You gonna cry over one
goddamn finger?! Huh?!
**[18:05] Kuroki**
I won't forget this, you assholes—
**[18:06] Tsukino**
Kuroki.
**[18:08] Kuroki**
I-I'm sorry! Please forgive me this time!
**[18:10] Kuroki**
I'll never impersonate the
Tomodachi Game again!
**[18:12] Tsukino**
Don't worry. The game has already ended.
**[18:15] Tsukino**
Katagiri Yuichi has passed out.
**[18:17] Tenji**
Yuichi!
**[18:18] Yutori**
Yuichi! Yuichi!
**[18:28] Kuroki**
God damn it! I still don't buy it.
**[18:30] Kuroki**
Pretending he won after
that childish trick...
**[18:33] Tsukino**
Childish? You don't have a clue, do you?
**[18:37] Tsukino**
Under the rules for Rock Paper Fingers,
what hand did you think was superior?
**[18:42] Kuroki**
Obviously either paper, which couldn't lose,
**[18:44] Kuroki**
or scissors, which had a good chance to win.
**[18:46] Tsukino**
Right. Because of what he said.
**[18:48] Kuroki**
Huh?
**[18:50] (Flashback) Yuichi**
'Cause I can only throw rock
or paper with this hand.
**[18:53] Tsukino**
But that was exactly Katagiri Yuichi's plan.
**[18:57] Tsukino**
He intended to use scissors from the start.
**[19:00] Tsukino**
Given that, how could he be absolutely
sure to at least tie, and not lose?
**[19:05] Kuroki**
To make me think rock wasn't an option...
**[19:08] Tsukino**
Yes. What he, what Katagiri Yuichi did,
**[19:12] Tsukino**
was use a truly cold and calculating
method that ensured he wouldn't lose.
**[19:17] Kuroki**
Even, even if that's true,
he ran out of strength
**[19:21] Kuroki**
and I got away with all my fingers
and didn't lose a thing!
**[19:27] Tsukino**
You really *are* a complete idiot.
**[19:29] Kuroki**
Huh?
**[19:30] Tsukino**
The game revealed three facts about you,
and made you lose one very big thing.
**[19:36] Tsukino**
It revealed that you have
no brains, have no guts,
**[19:40] Tsukino**
and that you *easily* betray your friends.
**[19:44] Tsukino**
As expected, when I talked to the other
members about dealing with you,
**[19:47] Tsukino**
they said, "That guy means
nothing to us anymore."
**[19:50] Tsukino**
"Do whatever you want with him."
**[19:52] Tsukino**
In just one game of Rock Paper Scissors,
**[19:55] Tsukino**
he destroyed all of your
connections to other people.
**[20:00] Tenji**
Yuichi! Are you okay? Hang on!
**[20:03] Yutori**
Yuichi! Yuichi!
**[20:05] Maria**
Yuichi! Yuichi!
**[20:07] Yutori**
Who are you, exactly?
**[20:08] Maria**
I'm the girl Yuichi dumped.
**[20:11] Reiko**
Move over!
**[20:12] Maria**
Meow!
**[20:13] Reiko**
What's happened here?
**[20:15] Reiko**
It's amazing he stayed conscious
after losing this much blood.
**[20:18] Reiko**
Emergency transport! Stretcher! Hurry!
**[20:20] Suited men**
Right!
**[20:21] Tenji**
Are you going to save him?
**[20:23] Reiko**
Don't get the wrong idea!
**[20:24] Reiko**
During the game, you're our products.
**[20:27] Reiko**
We can't let him die
a boring death like this.
**[20:30] Tenji**
As long as you save him, I don't care!
We'll stay by his side!
**[20:35] Maria**
Wow, Tenji. You guys sure are good to him.
**[20:38] Tenji**
Of course we are! Yuichi's our friend!
**[20:41] Yutori**
Yeah!
**[20:42] Maria**
In that case, don't you have another friend
who needs you even more right now?
**[20:46] Maria**
That's right. Shibe Makoto, the murderer.
**[20:52] Maria**
If you participate in the next game,
you might be able to save Shibe!
**[20:56] Tenji**
Really? In that case—
**[20:58] Maria**
However, you'll get saddled
with another 500 million in debt.
**[21:01] Tenji**
What—
**[21:02] Yutori**
F-Five hundred million?!
**[21:03] Maria**
Poor Shibe got stuck with
a 500 million yen debt
**[21:06] Maria**
that was left when his father died.
**[21:09] Maria**
So, what will you choose?
Your money or your friend?
**[21:17] Shiho**
Yuichi!
**[21:18] Shibe**
Yuichi!
**[21:21] Yuichi**
You've got to go!
**[21:24] Tenji**
Yuichi!
**[21:25] Yuichi**
Are we going to leave the game like this,
before we find out the truth?
**[21:29] Yutori**
Yuichi!
**[21:31] Yuichi**
The most important thing
to me isn't money, anyway.
**[21:36] Yuichi**
Friends...
**[21:40] Tenji**
Yuichi!
**[21:41] Yutori**
Yuichi! Yuichi!
**[21:43] Reiko**
Looks like he won't be able to participate.
**[21:45] Reiko**
Take him away.
**[21:47] Suit A**
Yes, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Tomodachi Game
**[21:52] Tenji**
It's all right, Yuichi.
**[21:53] Tenji**
I promise to bring Shibe home.
**[21:57] Yutori**
Me, too.
**[21:58] Yutori**
I'm still scared and hurt
and I wish I could run away,
**[22:02] Yutori**
but I'm done being a stranger!
**[22:04] Tenji**
Kokorogi-san.
**[22:06] Yutori**
There was so much going on,
I didn't really know who I could trust,
**[22:11] Yutori**
but Yuichi risked his life to protect me,
so I decided that I would only trust him.
**[22:17] Yutori**
So... So that's why...
**[22:19] Yutori**
Since I know Yuichi has faith in you,
I'll go with you, Mikasa-kun.
**[22:29] Judge Manabu**
Silence! Silence!
**[22:31] Judge Manabu**
Bring the defendant Shibe Makoto
into the courtroom.
**[22:37] Judge Manabu**
The charge is patricide.
**[22:41] Judge Manabu**
I hereby begin the
fourth game, Guiltship Court!
***SIGN*** Guiltship Courthouse