E1 - I Want to Be Seen as a Girl! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:19] Tomo     I love you, Jun! [00:30] Tomo     Can I get your response now? [00:32] Tomo     Right after I started high school, [00:35] Tomo     I made a confession. [00:38] Tomo     It was, without question,     a confession of love! [00:45] Junichiro     You're just telling me this now, Tomo? [00:54] Tomo     But... [00:56] Junichiro     I love you too, best bud! [00:58] Tomo     Y-Yeah... [01:01] Tomo     This dude doesn't even see me as a girl! [01:05] Tomo     But I, Aizawa Tomo... [01:09] Tomo     am a girl! SIGN    I Want to Be Seen as a Girl! [01:20] Tomo     "I Want to Be Seen as a Girl!" [01:26] Tomo     I'm heading out. SIGN    Aizawa [01:31] Junichiro     Heya, Tomo. [01:34] Tomo     Hey... [01:36] Tomo     This guy, Kubota Junichiro,     lives next door to me, [01:39] Tomo     so we've hung out together     a lot since we were little. [01:43] Tomo     We went to different elementary schools, [01:47] Tomo     but in middle school... [01:49] (Flashback) Tomo     We can finally walk home together! [01:53] (Flashback) Junichiro     You know... [01:54] (Flashback) Junichiro     You're getting a little too     crazy with that skirt! [01:57] (Flashback) Junichiro     What kind of new start are you making? [01:59] (Flashback) Tomo     Huh?! [01:59] Tomo     That was when I first realized [02:01] Tomo     that Jun thought of me as a guy! [02:07] Junichiro     We're gonna miss the bus. [02:08] Junichiro     Let's move! [02:13] Junichiro     What's up? [02:14] Tomo     This little... [02:19] Junichiro     What did I do? [02:21] Tomo     Hmph! [02:21] Tomo     By the way, I do karate. [02:24] Students     Morning! [02:24] Students     Hey. SIGN    Uenomizu High School [02:34] Tomo     That stupid Jun! [02:36] Tomo     Is he gonna treat me like a guy forever? [02:39] Tomo     You gotta say something     to him for me, Misuzu! [02:42] Misuzu     Listen, Tomo... [02:44] Misuzu     I'm saying this as someone who's been     a friend to both of you for years. [02:48] Misuzu     Frankly, you're getting what you deserve. [02:50] Tomo     Huh? [02:50] Misuzu     You only ever play games that boys play. [02:53] Misuzu     In middle school, you even fought     with kids from other schools. [02:56] Misuzu     And while I'm at it... [02:58] Misuzu     Even in kindergarten, whenever I asked      you to play house or dolls, [03:02] Misuzu     you never once played with me. [03:05] Tomo     S-Sorry... [03:07] Misuzu     At this point, you might as     well just become a boy. [03:10] Misuzu     What do you say? [03:12] Tomo     Don't ask me that! [03:14] Tomo     What the heck? You're gonna     treat me like a guy, too? [03:19] Misuzu     Honestly, I'd like to, but... [03:21] Misuzu     Unlike Junichiro, I've seen certain things... [03:25] Misuzu     with a woman's eyes. [03:32] Misuzu     Anyway, your first problem     is the way you talk. [03:35] Tomo     Yeah, but I can't just start     talkin' girly outta nowhere. [03:39] Misuzu     For starters, why not try     softening your tone a bit? [03:42] Misuzu     Try being more polite and less blunt. [03:47] Junichiro     Buying lunch from the school store?      What're you getting? [03:50] Tomo     D-Do you mean me? [03:52] Tomo     Gee, I don't know... Let me think... [03:55] Junichiro     Why are you talking like that?     You sound like an old man! [03:58] Tomo     Old man... [03:59] Tomo     Old man?! [04:01] Tomo     What the hell is your problem?! [04:03] Junichiro     Huh?! What's your problem?! [04:05] Tomo     Bring it! [04:07] Junichiro     Fine by me! [04:10] Tomo     Whoa, wait! Time out! [04:12] Junichiro     Didn't you just tell me to bring it?! [04:14] Tomo     I said knock it off! [04:23] Tomo     I'm home. [04:25] Goro     Hey! Tomo! [04:26] Goro     What happened to your face?! [04:28] Tomo     Ugh! [04:31] Tomo     Got in a fight with Jun. [04:33] Goro     Jun-bo?! [04:34] Goro     You didn't lose to him, did you?! [04:38] Tomo     Like I could win! [04:39] Goro     Don't be a wuss! You call yourself     the heir to the Aizawa style?! [04:43] Tomo     Don't be crazy! [04:45] Tomo     You've been teaching him karate too, Dad! [04:48] Tomo     First of all, I'm a girl! [04:50] Goro     What'd you say?! Come to the dojo right now! [04:54] Goro     I'm gonna beat some guts into you! [04:57] Tomo     Shut up, old man! [04:59] Tomo     This is all because of the     stupid way you taught me! [05:03] Tomo     All of it! [05:04] Goro     What are you talking about?! [05:09] Junichiro     C'mon, Tomo, I said I was     sorry about yesterday. [05:12] Junichiro     You're the one who hit me, anyway. [05:15] Junichiro     Just look at my face! [05:18] Junichiro     In fact, I feel like you've     been hitting me a lot lately. [05:22] Junichiro     Hey, c'mon! Talk to me already! [05:26] Tomo     That is exactly why!* [05:30] Junichiro*     To be honest, I still don't really get it... [05:33] Junichiro     But I apologize, so don't be mad, okay? [05:36] Junichiro     Life's boring when you're not around. [05:39] Junichiro     I can't stand having you ignore     me for another second. [05:45] Tomo     He's always like this     the day after we fight. [05:48] Tomo     What is he trying to do to me? [05:51] Tomo     F-Fine. I won't ignore you. [05:53] Junichiro     Really?! [05:55] Junichiro     You really are the best friend     I could ask for, Tomo! [05:58] Tomo     Yeah, thanks. [06:01] Tomo     He seriously doesn't get it! [06:06] Misuzu     You know, Tomo... [06:08] Misuzu     You and Junichiro always     come to school together, [06:12] Misuzu     and you're together throughout     the school day too, aren't you? [06:14] Tomo     I guess so. [06:16] Misuzu     So why am I the one you     spend your lunch break with? [06:19] Tomo     Well, I mean... [06:21] Tomo     When a girl and a guy eat lunch     together, doesn't it look like... [06:25] Tomo     they're dating or something? [06:26] Misuzu     Do you hear yourself? [06:28] Misuzu     But you'd rather eat lunch with him, right? [06:31] Tomo     Huh? [06:32] Tomo     Misuzu? [06:34] Misuzu     Leave it to me. [06:35] Tomo     W-Wait, wait! What are you gonna do?! [06:38] Misuzu     The three of us can just eat together. [06:40] Tomo     Not that! Anything but that! [06:43] Misuzu     You don't mind, do you, Junichiro? [06:47] Junichiro     What are you after, Gundo? [06:52] Junichiro     Why do I have to eat with you? [06:55] Misuzu     This isn't what I want, either. [06:57] Tomo     This is why I didn't want to do this! [06:59] Tomo     These two hate each other's guts! [07:01] Junichiro     Hey, that fried chicken looks good. [07:03] Tomo     Here, you can have a piece. [07:08] Junichiro     Mm, that's good! [07:11] Tomo     What do I do with these chopsticks now?! [07:18] Tanabe     Yo, Kubojun. [07:20] Junichiro     Hey, Tanabe. [07:22] Tanabe     Be honest. How far have you     gotten with Aizawa-san? [07:25] Junichiro     What are you talking about? [07:26] Tanabe     Don't play dumb! [07:28] Tanabe     What else could I mean but that intense     sport guys and girls do together?! [07:33] Junichiro     Intense sport guys and girls do together? [07:38] Junichiro     We've been doing that since we were kids. [07:40] Tanabe     Huh?! [07:41] Tanabe     For real?! [07:43] Tanabe     She does look like she has     a p-pretty amazing body! [07:48] Junichiro     Tomo's got good feet.     Good at using them, too. [07:51] Tanabe     Her feet?! [07:52] Tanade     That's hardcore, man! [07:57] Misuzu     Junichiro was telling some guy that you and     he do an intense co-ed sport together. [08:02] Tomo     Intense co-ed sport? [08:04] Tomo     Oh, yeah, we do. [08:06] Misuzu     Not that sport. [08:13] Tomo     Jun, you asshole! [08:16] Junichiro     Huh? Where'd that come from? [08:22] Junichiro     Whoa... Wait a... [08:25] Misuzu     Tanabe-kun, do you have a moment? [08:28] Tanabe     Gundo-san? Sure! No problem! [08:31] Tanabe     Huh? I misunderstood? [08:33] Misuzu     Yes. Those two aren't dating. [08:36] Misuzu     Junichiro doesn't even see Tomo as a girl. [08:39] Tanabe     Huh?! [08:40] Tanabe     Even though she's so... awesome? [08:42] Misuzu     I agree with you, but you're pure scum. [08:45] Tanabe     Anyway, I get it now. I didn't know     their relationship was so interesting. [08:50] Misuzu     Interesting? [08:52] Tanabe     There's no way both of     them feel nothing at all. [08:56] Tanabe     How can I give them a push? [08:57] Misuzu     Don't. [08:59] Tanabe     Oh, sorry. [09:01] Tanabe     You don't want anyone butting in     on your friends' love story, huh? [09:04] Misuzu     You've only known Junichiro since     starting high school, right? [09:07] Tanabe     Huh? Yeah... [09:09] Misuzu     Then remember this. [09:11] Misuzu     I'm the only one who's allowed     to play with those two. [09:15] Tanabe     P-Play?! [09:27] Misuzu     Oh, you forgot your umbrella, too? [09:30] Junichiro     Gundo... [09:32] Junichiro     I have one coming for me. [09:34] Misuzu     I have one coming for me, too. [09:36] Tomo     Hey! [09:38] Junichiro     Does that mean it's a contest? [09:40] Misuzu     It does indeed. [09:41] Junichiro     Why are you beside me,     anyway? Go over there! [09:44] Misuzu     You really hate me, don't you? [09:47] Misuzu     The three of us used to play     together all the time, though. [09:50] Misuzu     Why did things turn out like this? [09:53] Junichiro     Yeah, the three of us did get up     to a lot of mischief together. [09:58] Junichiro     All the pranks you came     up with were so extreme. [10:02] Junichiro     But I never understood why... [10:04] Junichiro     Whenever the grown-ups yelled at us, [10:07] Junichiro     you were never around. [10:09] Misuzu     Wasn't I? [10:12] Misuzu     Why didn't you join any clubs? [10:14] Misuzu     You like sports, don't you? [10:16] Junichiro     I do karate at Tomo's family's dojo. [10:20] Junichiro     Besides, there's no point if boys' clubs      and girls' clubs are separate. [10:24] Junichiro     If I'm not in it with Tomo,     it wouldn't be any fun. [10:28] Misuzu     Seriously, what is your deal? [10:30] Junichiro     What deal? [10:31] Misuzu     If Tomo were to get a boyfriend... [10:34] Junichiro     Huh? [10:34] Misuzu     What would happen to you? [10:37] Misuzu     Have you ever imagined it? [10:39] Misuzu     Tomo cozying up to some guy who     isn't you, unbeknownst to you... [10:43] Misuzu     Then, with a red face, she says, [10:47] Misuzu     "There's no one else in     this world that I lo—" [11:00] Tomo     Huh? What're you guys doing? [11:03] Misuzu     We both forgot our umbrellas. [11:05] Tomo     Huh? [11:06] Junichiro     Just leave her and walk home with me. [11:09] Tomo     Huh?! [11:10] Tomo     Let's walk home together! [11:13] Misuzu     Why did you come to me? [11:15] Tomo     I can't share an umbrella with him! [11:17] Misuzu     That's what I'm telling you to do. [11:19] Tomo     Huh?! But... [11:21] Misuzu     Don't ask questions. Just go. [11:32] Junichiro     C'mon, get closer to me. [11:34] Tomo     I-I'm fine right here. [11:37] Junichiro     No, you're not. You're getting wet. [11:39] Tomo     I just came from practice,     so I smell sweaty. [11:42] Junichiro     That's what you're worried about? [11:47] Junichiro     You don't smell bad at all. [11:49] Tomo     You idiot! Don't sniff me! [11:51] Junichiro     In fact, you smell kinda nice... [12:02] Junichiro     Hey! Tomo?! [12:08] Tanabe     Hey, Misuzu-chan! [12:10] Misuzu     "Misuzu-chan"? [12:11] Tanabe     Did you forget your umbrella? [12:13] Tanabe     Wanna get under mine? [12:15] Misuzu     You're sure? [12:16] Tanabe     Yeah, totally! [12:18] Misuzu     Just me alone, though? [12:19] Tanabe     Of course! [12:22] Misuzu     Thanks. You're pretty nice. [12:36] Junichiro     What the heck were you thinking? [12:37] Junichiro     Now you're soaking... [12:40] Junichiro     wet... [12:46] Tomo     Huh? What... Jun?! [12:53] Tomo     Wh-What the heck? [12:56] Tomo     I seriously don't get him. SIGN    A Terrifying Challenge [13:01] Tomo     "A Terrifying Challenge." [13:13] Misaki     Aizawa-san is so amazing. [13:18] Misaki     She's sharp, light on her feet, and... [13:23] Misaki     stronger than anyone else! [13:25] Misaki     My goddess has descended     into the karate club! [13:33] Tomo     I'm sorry, Misaki-senpai! [13:34] Tomo     I got all heated without realizing it... [13:41] Misaki     You're still as strong as ever, huh? [13:44] Tomo     I'm so sorry! [13:46] Misaki     Don't worry about it. [13:48] Misaki     Anyway, are you used to the boys' club now? [13:51] Misaki     It must be tough being the only girl here. [13:53] Tomo     Nah, I'm fine! [13:55] Tomo     All the other students at my family's     dojo are guys, too, so I'm used to it. [13:59] Tomo     If I'm being honest, I wish I could've had     this much fun with other girls, but... [14:03] Misaki     Yeah, I bet. If you want to go back,     I can talk to someone for you. [14:07] Tomo     I can't go back. [14:09] Tomo     In the first match I got into to     test the new students' skills... [14:13] Tomo     I got... a little carried away. [14:17] Tomo     And after that, nobody     would practice with me. [14:20] Misaki     I can see it. Even in the boys' club,     she's untouchable. SIGN    Boys' Karate Club SIGN    Girls' Karate Club [14:25] Tomo     I joined the girls' club for     a change of surroundings... [14:28] Tomo     And before I knew it, I was     surrounded by guys again. [14:32] Tomo     Maybe I'm just a failure as a girl... [14:34] Misaki     Th-That's not true! [14:37] Misaki     I think... you're a very charming girl. [14:41] Misaki     At least, that's how I see you. [14:44] Tomo     Huh?! [14:46] Tomo     It's the first time a guy ever     said something like that to me! [14:50] Tomo     Please tell me, Senpai!     What about me seems girly?! [14:54] Tomo     What should I put more emphasis on?! [14:58] Tomo     Senpai, you've found my     womanly charm, right?! [15:02] Misaki     Huh?! [15:03] Misaki     S-S-Sorry! I wasn't looking!     I didn't find anything! [15:06] Tomo     Nothing?! [15:08] Tomo     I knew it... [15:09] Misaki     N-Not that! That's not what I meant! [15:11] Misaki     You have all kinds of charms! [15:14] Misaki     But I don't think you should try     to emphasize just one thing. [15:19] Misaki     I wouldn't want you to change like that. [15:24] Misaki     You're plenty charming     just the way you are, [15:27] Misaki     so I think you can have more     confidence in who you are now. [15:39] Mifune     Today's the day we talk to Misaki-senpai! [15:42] Ogawa     Like, here he comes! [15:50] Tomo     Hey, Senpai! [15:52] Tomo     Thanks for your help today. [15:54] Ogawa     Like, who the heck is that? [15:56] Mifune     He's pretty hot, too, though. [15:58] Ogawa     Wait, no! "He's" totally not! [16:00] Ogawa     She's wearing, like, a skirt, [16:02] Ogawa     and her boobs are, like, huge! [16:04] Mifune/Ogawa     Like hell we're gonna let this happen! [16:11] Junichiro     What? [16:12] Misuzu     I hear Tomo has a friend     in the karate club. [16:15] Junichiro     Isn't that normal?     What are you smirking about? [16:19] Misuzu     A guy friend. [16:23] Misuzu     What's wrong? That's quite     the face you're making. [16:33] Tomo     Oh, crap. I forgot my English textbook. [16:37] Tomo     Jun, let me look at yours. [16:39] Junichiro     Sure. [16:41] Junichiro     Hey, Tomo... [16:42] Junichiro     I hear you made a friend     in the karate club. [16:45] Tomo     You mean Misaki-senpai? [16:47] Junichiro     Misaki? And who is that? [16:50] Tomo     The captain of the club. [16:52] Tomo     Here's a pic. [16:55] Junichiro     Oh, it's a girl. [16:58] Junichiro     Are there any girls you're     closer to than Gundo? [17:02] Tomo     Nope. Why? [17:04] Junichiro     I figured. I hate the thought of it, but... [17:08] Junichiro     How would you feel if she got a boyfriend? [17:11] Junichiro     If she got so wrapped up in him     that she stopped talking to you? [17:17] Tomo     I can't even imagine     Misuzu being like that. [17:20] Tomo     But... I guess... [17:23] Tomo     I couldn't complain about it,     but I'd be a little lonely. [17:28] Junichiro     Right?! [17:29] Junichiro     Exactly! That's exactly it! [17:31] Tomo     What are you talking about? [17:38] Mifune     You're Aizawa-san from Class A, right? [17:41] Mifune     I'm Mifune from Class B. [17:44] Ogawa     And, like, I'm Ogawa, also from Class B. [17:47] Mifune     We wanna talk to you about     something. Meet us after school. [17:51] Ogawa     Like, behind the gym! [17:54] Tomo     Doesn't sound like you're hoping     to become friends with me. [18:01] Tomo     I dunno what you're up to, [18:03] Tomo     but I don't get into half-assed fights. [18:06] Tomo     Are you really ready for me? [18:08] Ogawa     Huh? [18:09] Mifune     Figh... [18:10] Tomo     I asked you if you're ready for me! [18:13] Mifune     What the heck's her deal?! [18:15] Ogawa     She's, like, scary as hell! [18:18] Girl Student 1     You want to know about Aizawa-san? [18:20] Girl Student 2     Aizawa-san s-scares me! [18:23] Girl Student 2     I was matched up with her     in the karate club, [18:25] Girl Student 2     and her strength is seriously not human! [18:28] Girl Student 1     She moved to the boys' club     and still hasn't lost a match! [18:31] Girl Student 2     You're talking about a     fight with Aizawa-san? [18:33] Girl Student 2     I-I'd die if I fought with her! [18:35] Mifune     Die? Am I... gonna die? [18:39] Ogawa     We gotta go apologize, like, right now! [18:42] Tomo     These two girls I don't know picked     a fight with me outta nowhere. [18:46] Tomo     I've never had an actual     throw-down with a girl before. [18:50] Misuzu     A throw-down? [18:52] Misuzu     You're not planning to     fistfight girls, are you? [18:54] Tomo     C'mon, I'm not that ruthless! [18:57] Tomo     I'll go easy on 'em. [18:59] Misuzu     High school girls don't     communicate with their fists. [19:03] Tomo     I know that! But I'm not gonna make     nice with girls who pick fights! [19:07] Tomo     I'm gonna take the initiative     and settle the score right— [19:09] Misuzu     You don't get it. [19:11] Misuzu     I think they just want to     verbally quarrel with you. [19:15] Tomo     Verbally? [19:16] Misuzu     Yes. So you can't just come out swinging. [19:20] Misuzu     If you want to make counterarguments     or corrections, use your words. [19:23] Misuzu     Got it? [19:24] Tomo     B-But... [19:26] Misuzu     No buts. [19:27] Misuzu     You really are frightening, you know that? [19:29] Misuzu     That said... [19:30] Misuzu     If they say anything too out of line, tell me. [19:35] Misuzu     I'll crush them socially. [19:39] Tomo     I'd say you're a lot more     frightening than me. [19:45] Tomo     Well? What is it you wanna say to me? [19:48] Mifune     I-It's not that big a deal, really... [19:51] Mifune     So for now... [19:53] Mifune     Could you drop the fighting stance, at least? [19:56] Tomo     Depends on what you say. [20:01] Ogawa     Carefully... Choose your words,      like, carefully! [20:05] Mifune     I wanna go home right now! [20:07] Mifune     S-See, there's... well... this guy we like... [20:11] Tomo     And what's that got to do with me? [20:14] Mifune     Well... [20:16] Mifune     The guy we like is Misaki-senpai! [20:20] Mifune     And we saw you being all     chummy with him, so... [20:25] Tomo     So that's what this was about? [20:27] Mifune/Ogawa     Huh? [20:29] Tomo     You're saying... [20:30] Tomo     You came to me for love advice     'cause I know Senpai?! [20:36] Tomo     You should've said so from the start! [20:38] Ogawa     Huh?! Like, how did this happen?! [20:41] Mifune     And why does she sound so happy?! [20:44] Tomo     I never thought my little dream of giving     someone love advice would come true! [20:47] Tomo     A girl who can be relied on in matters     of love is truly a girl among girls! [20:54] Tomo     You want to get closer to Senpai, right? [20:57] Tomo     So the first thing you gotta     do is be my friends! [21:02] Tomo     If you're willing to accept     my help, I'm here. [21:05] Mifune     S-Sure... [21:07] Mifune     Why do I feel so reassured? [21:10] Ogawa     She's, like, so reliable somehow... [21:18] Tomo     Man! I never thought I'd end     up giving love advice! [21:22] Tomo     Feels like I'm totally     one of the girls now! [21:25] Tomo     Maybe I actually have a     ton of feminine appeal? [21:30] Misuzu     I don't know about that. [21:34] Misuzu     Hey, Tomo. [21:35] Misuzu     Do you know what people called you     behind your back in middle school? [21:39] Tomo     Huh? No idea. [21:41] Misuzu     The Natural Lady-Killer. [21:43] Tomo     What the heck? I've never killed anyone. [21:49] Junichiro     Tomo! Let's hit up the school store! [21:51] Tomo     Wait... Hang on, Jun! [21:54] Junichiro     All right! What do you wanna eat? [21:55] Tomo     I don't... [21:57] Mifune     She actually is a girl. [21:59] Ogawa     Totally a girl. [22:00] Tomo     Seriously, he's so... [22:04] Tomo     Just start treating me like a girl already! [22:20] OP     When I throw a jab or a straight,     it always lands [22:25] OP     But when I'm aiming for your heart,     I miss every time [22:31] OP     Parallel, zigzagging, awkward, incoherent [22:36] OP     When you look my way and move closer to me [22:40] OP     I know it doesn't mean the same thing for you [22:46] OP     But I wish we could stay like this forever [22:51] OP     My changing feelings are driving me crazy [22:57] OP     The moment you turn to face me,     take that! Telepathy [23:03] OP     If only we could feel the same thing [23:08] OP     I want to kick this pesky subtlety away [23:13] OP     I want to know everything,     I want to know everything [23:19] OP     I can't fool you forever [23:22] OP     I can't keep this hidden [23:24] OP     I want to shout out my secret, AHHH [23:31] OP     Take that! Telepathy [23:33] OP     Te-te-te-telepathy [23:37] OP     Telepathy