E7 - Revive

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[00:02] Osanai
    Moebius this, Moebius that...
[00:05] Osanai
    Would you mind keeping our
    name outta your mouths?
SIGN    Shinjuku
[00:12] Osanai
    You middle school pissants.
[00:15] Pah-chin
    You're... Osanai!
SIGN    Bring It On
SIGN    Man of Culture
[00:19] Osanai
    I heard you were gonna
    try to pick a fight with us.
[00:27] Osanai
    So I thought we'd bring the fight to you.
[00:32] Punks
    Heya!
[00:33] ---
    Surprised?
[00:34] Punks
    They're all puny.
[00:37] Osanai
    This is war, baby.
[00:49] Peh-yan
    Pah-chin!
[00:51] Osanai
    We came all this way to see you,
    Mikey-chan of the Middle School Baby Alliance.
[01:06] Takemichi
    Shit...
[01:16] Takemichi
    The conflict between Toman and
    Moebius is about to start!
[03:00] Mikey
    You had to bring all these guys
    to fight some middle school kids.
[03:05] Mikey
    I see you're exactly the piece of shit
    I imagined you to be, Osanai-kun.
[03:08] Osanai
    What's that? Couldn't hear ya, you flea.
[03:15] Takemichi
    Just like he imagined?
    He's nothing like the guy I met.
[03:21] Takemichi
    The guy twelve years in the future
    and the guy here now...
SIGN    Bring It On
SIGN    Man of Culture
[03:24] Takemichi
    Are they seriously the same person?
[03:26] Takemichi
    How the hell do you end up like that?
[03:29] Osanai
    Hey.
[03:30] Osanai
    Who the hell do you think you're gawkin' at?
[03:34] Takemichi
    Er, I was just...
SIGN    Shinjuku
    Moebius
[03:41] Osanai
    You just tried to look
    down on me, didn't you?
[03:45] Osanai
    Those eyes are the kind I hate the most!
[03:52] Pah-chin
    You get to deal with me, jackass.
[03:58] Takemichi
    Don't, Pah-chin...
[04:02] Takemichi
    Don't fight Moebius...
[04:10] Pah-chin
    Stay out of this.
[04:16] Peh-yan
    Don't underestimate Pah-chin, Hanagaki.
[04:19] Peh-yan
    Pah-chin's one of the best
    brawlers Toman's got.
[04:22] Peh-yan
    He doesn't care who he's up against.
    He'll go at them,
[04:25] ---
    fists ablaze, and take down
    a whole crew on his own.
[04:29] Peh-yan
    He'd never lose to Osanai.
[04:33] Takemichi
    That's not the issue here.
[04:37] Takemichi
    If this doesn't stop, Draken's gonna die!
[04:41] Takemichi
    That means Akkun and Hina will...
[04:47] Takemichi
    I have to stop them!
[04:50] Takemichi
    Damn it!
[04:53] Mikey
    Takemitchy...
[04:56] Mikey
    Just sit back and watch.
[04:59] Mikey
    This is Pah's fight.
[05:11] Osanai
    What's the matter?
[05:15] Pah-chin
    You asshole... Guess we've
    got a boxer on our hands.
[05:24] Peh-yan
    Oh, shit! That hit him dead center!
[05:31] Pah-chin
    You won't even be able to squash
    an ant... with a punch like that!
[05:37] Mikey
    Holy shit!
[05:38] Mikey
    Is he even conscious?
[05:40] Peh-yan
    No way...
[05:42] Peh-yan
    Is Osanai some kind of monster?
[05:46] Peh-yan
    Pah-chin!
[05:47] Mikey
    Peh!
[05:49] Mikey
    Didn't I tell you all to
    just sit back and watch?
[05:53] Peh-yan
    Sorry, Mikey.
[05:56] Takemichi
    Just sit back and watch?
[05:58] Takemichi
    That's just cruel, Mikey-kun!
[06:01] Takemichi
    Pah-chin's nose is obviously broken,
     and he's barely conscious!
[06:06] Takemichi
    He's done for!
[06:07] Takemichi
    Pah-chin's gonna die!
[06:09] Takemichi
    We should stop him!
[06:12] Mikey
    Why? He hasn't given up yet.
[06:17] Takemichi
    He's smiling?!
[06:19] Bg
    You gotta do better than that.
[06:19] Takemichi
    This is too cruel, Mikey-kun.
[06:21] BG
    Come on, now!
[06:22] Takemichi
    This is literally just torture.
[06:27] Osanai
    Well, that's gross.
[06:34] Osanai
    Hey! This asshat's passed out standing up!
[06:58] Pah-chin
    Sorry... Mikey.
[07:07] Pah-chin
    I'm so... worthless.
[07:11] Mikey
    What are you talking about, Pah-chin?
[07:15] Mikey
    You haven't lost.
[07:20] Moebius A
    What?!
[07:22] Moebius B
    The hell are you talkin' about?!
[07:24] Moebius B
    How the hell hasn't he lost?!
[07:27] Moebius C
    You've gotta be shittin' me!
[07:30] Moebius D
    Get to grovelin', Mikey!
[07:34] Moebius E
    We're still kickin' yer ass anyway!
[07:36] Moebius F
    Y'all can strip down and start grovelin'!
[07:38] Moebius G
    Don't piss yerselves, though!
[07:40] Moebius H
    You wittle babies are
    gonna pay even if you cry!
[07:44] Moebius I
    Better get ready for yer spankin'!
[07:49] Osanai
    Oh?
[07:50] Osanai
    You want a piece of me, Mikey?
[07:54] Takemichi
    Even Mikey-kun can't possibly...
[07:58] Osanai
    I'll murder you in ten sec—
[08:10] Moebius J
    What?
[08:22] Mikey
    Any of you who actually thought
    Pah-chin lost, get your asses out here.
[08:28] Mikey
    I'll murder all of you.
[08:32] Mikey
    Toman belongs to me.
    As long as I have its back,
[08:39] Mikey
    none of us are gonna lose.
[08:48] Mikey
    Sorry, Ken-chin.
[08:51] Mikey
    I couldn't hold back.
[08:56] Draken
    What am I gonna do with you, Mikey?
[09:07] Takemichi
    Osanai!
[09:08] Draken
    Look out, Mikey!
[09:10] Takemichi
    Draken!
[09:14] Takemichi
    Osanai!
[09:27] Draken
    Osanai, I'll tell you why you lost.
[09:35] Draken
    Because you left the true delinquent path.
[09:43] Draken
    Raping women,
    assaulting someone's parents...
[09:47] Draken
    You're nothin' but a piece of shit.
[09:51] Draken
    Listen up. Do anything else messed up,
    and we'll come kill you assholes ourselves.
[09:58] Moebius K
    These guys are bad news!
[10:01] Moebius L
    Are they seriously in middle school?
[10:03] Draken
    Mikey just pulverized your commander!
[10:07] Draken
    Any of you got a problem with that?!
[10:13] Draken
    If not, Moebius is gonna be
    under the Tokyo Manji Gang!
[10:21] Takemichi
    Holy shit... They won!
[10:26] Takemichi
    So this must be how Toman got bigger.
[10:30] BG
    Hey!
[10:33] BG
    Let's get outta here!
[10:34] Draken
    Shit, the cops...
[10:36] Takemichi
    Wait, the police?!
[10:38] Peh-yan
    Are they comin' to congratulate
    us on our victory?
[10:42] Mikey
    Time to scram, Takemitchy!
[10:43] Takemichi
    R-Right! How are you guys so relaxed?
[10:47] Draken
    Hey, Moebius!
[10:51] Draken
    Don't you dare try to run off by yourselves.
[10:53] Draken
    Someone lend Osanai a hand.
[10:57] Moebius A
    Y-Yes, sir!
[11:01] (Flashback) Osanai
    The conflict was just the trigger.
[11:05] Takemichi
    I remember what Osanai said,
    but things ended pretty peacefully.
[11:10] Takemichi
    Does this mean it's not over yet?
[11:15] Takemichi
    Am I missing something else
    that could be the trigger?
[11:30] Pah-chin
    I'm not letting you off that easily, Osanai.
[11:43] Draken
    What the hell are you doing, Pah?!
[11:56] Mikey
    Pah, you...
[11:59] Peh-yan
    Pah-chin... Where'd you get that knife?
[12:03] Takemichi
    Huh? He stabbed him?
[12:07] Draken
    Osanai! Osanai!
[12:09] Moebius N
    Osanai-kun!
[12:11] Moebius O
    You've gotta be shittin' me! He stabbed him!
SIGN    MPD
[12:27] Mikey
    We're getting outta here, Pah!
[12:30] Pah-chin
    Sorry, Mikey.
[12:36] Pah-chin
    Peh-yan...
[12:38] Pah-chin
    Look after the 3rd Division for me.
[12:42] Pah-chin
    I'm gonna turn myself in.
[12:46] Mikey
    Screw that!
[12:49] Draken
    We need to go, Mikey!
[12:52] Mikey
    Pah! Come with us!
[12:54] Draken
    We're all gonna get caught!
[12:56] Mikey
    Pah!
[13:16] Peh-yan
    Damn it! How the hell'd this happen?!
[13:22] Takemichi
    Shit...
[13:23] Takemichi
    I'm losing consciousness...
[13:31] Mikey
    Takemitchy!
[13:55] Takemichi
    Huh? Where am I?
[14:14] Emma
    You perv.
[14:15] Takemichi
    Emma-chan! You've got the wrong idea!
    That was beyond my control!
[14:22] Takemichi
    I'm in the hospital?
[14:24] Takemichi
    Oh, right.
[14:26] ---
    I fainted...
[14:31] Takemichi
    Where's Mikey-kun and
    everyone else? Are they okay?
[14:35] Emma
    Draken called me.
[14:38] Emma
    When I got there, I found you.
[14:42] Takemichi
    Where's Draken-kun?
[14:46] Emma
    He got in a fight with Mikey.
[14:50] Takemichi
    Wait, does that mean...
[14:52] Takemichi
    Wh-Why did they start fighting?
[14:55] Emma
    I don't know. Things just kept escalating.
[15:01] Emma
    Apparently Toman ended up divided between
[15:03] Emma
    the Mikey faction and the Draken faction.
[15:07] Takemichi
    Don't tell me...
[15:09] Emma
    Something about Pah-chin getting caught...
[15:13] Emma
    They all started fighting.
[15:16] Takemichi
    Toman's internal conflict...
[15:18] Takemichi
    That fight made everything...
[15:20] Takemichi
    turn out exactly like Osanai said!
[15:24] Takemichi
    Why did I have to faint?
[15:30] Takemichi
    Emma-chan, don't cry.
[15:32] Emma
    Draken is okay, right? I don't
    know what's going on anymore.
[15:38] Hinata
    Takemichi-kun, are you okay?!
[15:44] Hinata
    Wait, what?! That's disgusting!
[15:48] Takemichi
    Huh? What are you...
[15:51] Takemichi
    I-It's not what it looks like, Hina!
    Th-Th-Th-Th-This isn't—
[16:05] Takemichi
    It's already August 1st.
[16:08] Takemichi
    Toman split in two.
[16:12] Takemichi
    At this rate, there's really going to be
    an internal conflict like Osanai said.
[16:17] Takemichi
    And on August 3rd, Draken's gonna die.
[16:21] Takemichi
    And here I am, hurt and stuck convalescing.
[16:24] Takemichi
    Sweet.
[16:26] Takemichi
    I got so bored that I finished
    a 2,500-piece puzzle!
[16:32] Takemichi
    What a worthless sense of accomplishment.
[16:37] Yamagishi
    What? You're already out of the hospital?
[16:41] Makoto
    How are we supposed to
    talk to hot nurses now?
[16:44] Akkun
    Are you sure you're okay?
    Aren't you supposed to be in bed?
[16:49] Makoto
    Where's your porn stash?
[16:49] Takemichi
    Yeah, kinda.
[16:52] Takemichi
    Did you find anything out
    about Mikey-kun or Draken-kun?
[16:55] Akkun
    Huh? Uh, yeah. Sorta...
[17:00] Takemichi
    So things are bad?
[17:03] Makoto
    The hell's this?
[17:04] Yamagishi
    Dude, how many pieces is this puzzle?
[17:06] Makoto
    Maybe you can move this piece here.
[17:09] Takemichi
    Don't touch that! That took
    me three days to finish!
[17:14] Makoto
    What?
[17:14] Yamagishi
    Damn, you must've been bored.
[17:16] Takemichi
    What was I supposed to do?
    I was told to stay in bed.
[17:21] Akkun
    Takemichi, things are really
    bad between Mikey and Draken.
[17:26] Takemichi
    Really?
[17:28] Akkun
    Their relationship's irreparable.
[17:30] Takuya
    They're saying it's only a matter
    of time before Toman splits up.
[17:35] Takemichi
    I knew it.
[17:43] Takemichi
    Huh? What?
[17:45] Akkun
    Sorry, we're kidding.
[17:47] Takemichi
    Huh?
[17:48] Takuya
    They're fighting, but apparently,
    that happens all the time.
[17:52] Takemichi
    What the hell, man?
[17:54] Yamagishi
    Like Mikey-kun and Draken-kun
    would actually have a real fight.
[17:58] Draken
    Who are you namedropping
    about fighting or not?
[18:02] Takuya
    Dra—
[18:03] Makoto; Akkun; Yamagishi
    Draken-kun!
[18:06] Draken
    I came to see how you're doin', Takemitchy.
[18:10] Draken
    Damn, it's hot in this room. Is it because
    there's a bunch of dudes in here?
[18:16] Draken
    What're you all just standing there for?
[18:18] Draken
    I bought a watermelon. Let's eat.
[18:21] All
    Y-Yes, sir!
[18:29] Draken
    So Pah's gonna be in the
    slammer for at least a year.
[18:34] Takemichi
    How's Osanai from Moebius?
[18:36] Draken
    He's alive. If he died, Pah would
    be in jail until he was an adult.
[18:43] Takemichi
    How's Mikey-kun?
[18:45] Draken
    That asshole!
[18:49] Draken
    Oh, sorry.
[18:50] Takemichi
    My last 72 hours just went down the drain!
[18:55] Draken
    And I friggin' apologized!
[18:58] Takemichi
    Right, got it. I just spent the last 72 hours
    finishing this without sleeping, that's all...
[19:04] Draken
    Anyway...
[19:06] Draken
    I'm done with Mikey.
[19:09] Takemichi
    Huh?
[19:10] Draken
    Toman's finished.
[19:13] Takemichi
    Wh-What are you talking about? Finished?
[19:16] ---
    You're kidding, right?
[19:17] Draken
    Sorry for bothering you.
[19:18] Takemichi
    Hey! Hey, wait!
[19:21] Takemichi
    Draken-kun!
[19:24] Yamagishi
    Toman splitting in two...
[19:26] Makoto
    Maybe it's for real.
[19:29] Takuya
    Yeah...
[19:31] Takemichi
    They're really going to fight!
[19:33] Takemichi
    I have to stop them!
[19:35] Takemichi
    What do you mean, Toman's finished?
    Tell me what's going on!
SIGN    Hanagaki
[19:44] Takemichi
    Hey!
[19:51] Mikey
    Huh? The hell are you doing here?
[19:54] Draken
    What? What the hell are you doin' here?
[19:59] Takemichi
    Mikey-kun!
[20:01] Makoto
    Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
[20:04] Yamagishi
    Mikey-kun's here.
[20:05] Akkun
    Talk about the worst timing.
[20:08] Takuya
    Shit's gettin' real!
[20:10] Mikey
    I came to see how Takemitchy's doing.
[20:13] Draken
    Well, so did I.
[20:15] Mikey
    Huh? Takemitchy's my friend.
[20:18] Mikey
    Who asked you to butt in? Right, Takemitchy?
[20:21] Takemichi
    Huh?! I, uh...
[20:23] Draken
    Huh? What the hell are you talkin' about? 
    You're my friend, aren't you, Takemitchy?
[20:28] Mikey
    Out of my way, beanpole. I can't get by.
[20:31] Draken
    What? You get outta my way, shrimpy.
[20:35] Takemichi
    W-Wait a sec! Wait a damn second, you two!
[20:40] Akkun
    Is he really trying to stop them?
[20:43] Yamagishi
    Does he have a death wish?!
[20:44] Takuya
    He just got out of the hospital.
[20:47] Takemichi
    I don't know what happened,
    but fighting's bad!
[20:51] Takemichi
    Both of you, calm down!
[20:55] Draken
    Hey!
[20:57] Draken
    Who the hell do you think you are?!
[20:59] Takemichi
    Oh, God. I'm scared. I can't
    actually stop them from fighting.
[21:10] Takemichi
    Did he take the hint?
[21:15] Takemichi
    Mikey-kun?! That's my precious Hayate!
[21:22] Takemichi
    My memories!
[21:26] Draken
    Are you friggin' serious?
[21:29] Takemichi
    Draken-kun! That's the golden bat I used
    to hit my first home run in the 4th grade!
[21:34] Draken
    You wanna dance? Oh, we're gonna dance!
[21:39] Takemichi
    Mikey-kun! That's from when I went to the
    festival for the first time with my dad!
[21:43] Takemichi
    Draken-kun! I saved up forever
    to buy that skateboard!
[21:53] Mikey
    We gonna settle things here?
[21:57] Draken
    Bring it on.
[22:02] Takemichi
    You assholes...
[22:06] Takemichi
    Cut the shit!