# E7 - Revive
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPV12/revive)
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**[00:02] Osanai**
Moebius this, Moebius that...
**[00:05] Osanai**
Would you mind keeping our
name outta your mouths?
***SIGN*** Shinjuku
**[00:12] Osanai**
You middle school pissants.
**[00:15] Pah-chin**
You're... Osanai!
***SIGN*** Bring It On
***SIGN*** Man of Culture
**[00:19] Osanai**
I heard you were gonna
try to pick a fight with us.
**[00:27] Osanai**
So I thought we'd bring the fight to you.
**[00:32] Punks**
Heya!
**[00:33] ---**
Surprised?
**[00:34] Punks**
They're all puny.
**[00:37] Osanai**
This is war, baby.
**[00:49] Peh-yan**
Pah-chin!
**[00:51] Osanai**
We came all this way to see you,
Mikey-chan of the Middle School Baby Alliance.
**[01:06] Takemichi**
*Shit...*
**[01:16] Takemichi**
* The conflict between Toman and*
* Moebius is about to start!*
**[03:00] Mikey**
You had to bring all these guys
to fight some middle school kids.
**[03:05] Mikey**
I see you're exactly the piece of shit
I imagined you to be, Osanai-kun.
**[03:08] Osanai**
What's that? Couldn't hear ya, you flea.
**[03:15] Takemichi**
* Just like he imagined?*
* He's nothing like the guy I met.*
**[03:21] Takemichi**
* The guy twelve years in the future*
* and the guy here now...*
***SIGN*** Bring It On
***SIGN*** Man of Culture
**[03:24] Takemichi**
*Are they seriously the same person?*
**[03:26] Takemichi**
*How the hell do you end up like that?*
**[03:29] Osanai**
Hey.
**[03:30] Osanai**
Who the hell do you think you're gawkin' at?
**[03:34] Takemichi**
Er, I was just...
***SIGN*** Shinjuku
Moebius
**[03:41] Osanai**
You just tried to look
down on me, didn't you?
**[03:45] Osanai**
Those eyes are the kind I hate the most!
**[03:52] Pah-chin**
You get to deal with me, jackass.
**[03:58] Takemichi**
Don't, Pah-chin...
**[04:02] Takemichi**
Don't fight Moebius...
**[04:10] Pah-chin**
Stay out of this.
**[04:16] Peh-yan**
Don't underestimate Pah-chin, Hanagaki.
**[04:19] Peh-yan**
Pah-chin's one of the best
brawlers Toman's got.
**[04:22] Peh-yan**
He doesn't care who he's up against.
He'll go at them,
**[04:25] ---**
fists ablaze, and take down
a whole crew on his own.
**[04:29] Peh-yan**
He'd never lose to Osanai.
**[04:33] Takemichi**
That's not the issue here.
**[04:37] Takemichi**
*If this doesn't stop, Draken's gonna die!*
**[04:41] Takemichi**
*That means Akkun and Hina will...*
**[04:47] Takemichi**
*I have to stop them!*
**[04:50] Takemichi**
*Damn it!*
**[04:53] Mikey**
Takemitchy...
**[04:56] Mikey**
Just sit back and watch.
**[04:59] Mikey**
This is Pah's fight.
**[05:11] Osanai**
What's the matter?
**[05:15] Pah-chin**
You asshole... Guess we've
got a boxer on our hands.
**[05:24] Peh-yan**
Oh, shit! That hit him dead center!
**[05:31] Pah-chin**
You won't even be able to squash
an ant... with a punch like that!
**[05:37] Mikey**
*Holy shit!*
**[05:38] Mikey**
*Is he even conscious?*
**[05:40] Peh-yan**
No way...
**[05:42] Peh-yan**
Is Osanai some kind of monster?
**[05:46] Peh-yan**
Pah-chin!
**[05:47] Mikey**
Peh!
**[05:49] Mikey**
Didn't I tell you all to
just sit back and watch?
**[05:53] Peh-yan**
Sorry, Mikey.
**[05:56] Takemichi**
Just sit back and watch?
**[05:58] Takemichi**
That's just cruel, Mikey-kun!
**[06:01] Takemichi**
Pah-chin's nose is obviously broken,
and he's barely conscious!
**[06:06] Takemichi**
He's done for!
**[06:07] Takemichi**
Pah-chin's gonna die!
**[06:09] Takemichi**
We should stop him!
**[06:12] Mikey**
Why? He hasn't given up yet.
**[06:17] Takemichi**
*He's smiling?!*
**[06:19] Bg**
You gotta do better than that.
**[06:19] Takemichi**
*This is too cruel, Mikey-kun.*
**[06:21] BG**
Come on, now!
**[06:22] Takemichi**
*This is literally just torture.*
**[06:27] Osanai**
Well, that's gross.
**[06:34] Osanai**
Hey! This asshat's passed out standing up!
**[06:58] Pah-chin**
Sorry... Mikey.
**[07:07] Pah-chin**
I'm so... worthless.
**[07:11] Mikey**
What are you talking about, Pah-chin?
**[07:15] Mikey**
You haven't lost.
**[07:20] Moebius A**
What?!
**[07:22] Moebius B**
The hell are you talkin' about?!
**[07:24] Moebius B**
How the hell hasn't he lost?!
**[07:27] Moebius C**
You've gotta be shittin' me!
**[07:30] Moebius D**
Get to grovelin', Mikey!
**[07:34] Moebius E**
We're still kickin' yer ass anyway!
**[07:36] Moebius F**
Y'all can strip down and start grovelin'!
**[07:38] Moebius G**
Don't piss yerselves, though!
**[07:40] Moebius H**
You wittle babies are
gonna pay even if you cry!
**[07:44] Moebius I**
Better get ready for yer spankin'!
**[07:49] Osanai**
Oh?
**[07:50] Osanai**
You want a piece of me, Mikey?
**[07:54] Takemichi**
*Even Mikey-kun can't possibly...*
**[07:58] Osanai**
I'll murder you in ten sec—
**[08:10] Moebius J**
What?
**[08:22] Mikey**
Any of you who actually thought
Pah-chin lost, get your asses out here.
**[08:28] Mikey**
I'll murder all of you.
**[08:32] Mikey**
Toman belongs to me.
As long as I have its back,
**[08:39] Mikey**
none of us are gonna lose.
**[08:48] Mikey**
Sorry, Ken-chin.
**[08:51] Mikey**
I couldn't hold back.
**[08:56] Draken**
What am I gonna do with you, Mikey?
**[09:07] Takemichi**
Osanai!
**[09:08] Draken**
Look out, Mikey!
**[09:10] Takemichi**
Draken!
**[09:14] Takemichi**
Osanai!
**[09:27] Draken**
Osanai, I'll tell you why you lost.
**[09:35] Draken**
Because you left the true delinquent path.
**[09:43] Draken**
Raping women,
assaulting someone's parents...
**[09:47] Draken**
You're nothin' but a piece of shit.
**[09:51] Draken**
Listen up. Do anything else messed up,
and we'll come kill you assholes ourselves.
**[09:58] Moebius K**
These guys are bad news!
**[10:01] Moebius L**
Are they seriously in middle school?
**[10:03] Draken**
Mikey just pulverized your commander!
**[10:07] Draken**
Any of you got a problem with that?!
**[10:13] Draken**
If not, Moebius is gonna be
under the Tokyo Manji Gang!
**[10:21] Takemichi**
*Holy shit... They won!*
**[10:26] Takemichi**
*So this must be how Toman got bigger.*
**[10:30] BG**
Hey!
**[10:33] BG**
Let's get outta here!
**[10:34] Draken**
Shit, the cops...
**[10:36] Takemichi**
Wait, the police?!
**[10:38] Peh-yan**
Are they comin' to congratulate
us on our victory?
**[10:42] Mikey**
Time to scram, Takemitchy!
**[10:43] Takemichi**
R-Right! How are you guys so relaxed?
**[10:47] Draken**
Hey, Moebius!
**[10:51] Draken**
Don't you dare try to run off by yourselves.
**[10:53] Draken**
Someone lend Osanai a hand.
**[10:57] Moebius A**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[11:01] (Flashback) Osanai**
The conflict was just the trigger.
**[11:05] Takemichi**
* I remember what Osanai said,*
* but things ended pretty peacefully.*
**[11:10] Takemichi**
*Does this mean it's not over yet?*
**[11:15] Takemichi**
* Am I missing something else*
* that could be the trigger?*
**[11:30] Pah-chin**
I'm not letting you off that easily, Osanai.
**[11:43] Draken**
What the hell are you doing, Pah?!
**[11:56] Mikey**
Pah, you...
**[11:59] Peh-yan**
Pah-chin... Where'd you get that knife?
**[12:03] Takemichi**
Huh? He stabbed him?
**[12:07] Draken**
Osanai! Osanai!
**[12:09] Moebius N**
Osanai-kun!
**[12:11] Moebius O**
You've gotta be shittin' me! He stabbed him!
***SIGN*** MPD
**[12:27] Mikey**
We're getting outta here, Pah!
**[12:30] Pah-chin**
Sorry, Mikey.
**[12:36] Pah-chin**
Peh-yan...
**[12:38] Pah-chin**
Look after the 3rd Division for me.
**[12:42] Pah-chin**
I'm gonna turn myself in.
**[12:46] Mikey**
Screw that!
**[12:49] Draken**
We need to go, Mikey!
**[12:52] Mikey**
Pah! Come with us!
**[12:54] Draken**
We're all gonna get caught!
**[12:56] Mikey**
Pah!
**[13:16] Peh-yan**
Damn it! How the hell'd this happen?!
**[13:22] Takemichi**
*Shit...*
**[13:23] Takemichi**
*I'm losing consciousness...*
**[13:31] Mikey**
Takemitchy!
**[13:55] Takemichi**
*Huh? Where am I?*
**[14:14] Emma**
You perv.
**[14:15] Takemichi**
Emma-chan! You've got the wrong idea!
That was beyond my control!
**[14:22] Takemichi**
I'm in the hospital?
**[14:24] Takemichi**
*Oh, right.*
**[14:26] ---**
*I fainted...*
**[14:31] Takemichi**
Where's Mikey-kun and
everyone else? Are they okay?
**[14:35] Emma**
Draken called me.
**[14:38] Emma**
When I got there, I found you.
**[14:42] Takemichi**
Where's Draken-kun?
**[14:46] Emma**
He got in a fight with Mikey.
**[14:50] Takemichi**
*Wait, does that mean...*
**[14:52] Takemichi**
Wh-Why did they start fighting?
**[14:55] Emma**
I don't know. Things just kept escalating.
**[15:01] Emma**
Apparently Toman ended up divided between
**[15:03] Emma**
the Mikey faction and the Draken faction.
**[15:07] Takemichi**
*Don't tell me...*
**[15:09] Emma**
Something about Pah-chin getting caught...
**[15:13] Emma**
They all started fighting.
**[15:16] Takemichi**
*Toman's internal conflict...*
**[15:18] Takemichi**
*That fight made everything...*
**[15:20] Takemichi**
*turn out exactly like Osanai said!*
**[15:24] Takemichi**
*Why did I have to faint?*
**[15:30] Takemichi**
Emma-chan, don't cry.
**[15:32] Emma**
Draken is okay, right? I don't
know what's going on anymore.
**[15:38] Hinata**
Takemichi-kun, are you okay?!
**[15:44] Hinata**
Wait, what?! That's disgusting!
**[15:48] Takemichi**
Huh? What are you...
**[15:51] Takemichi**
I-It's not what it looks like, Hina!
Th-Th-Th-Th-This isn't—
**[16:05] Takemichi**
*It's already August 1st.*
**[16:08] Takemichi**
*Toman split in two.*
**[16:12] Takemichi**
* At this rate, there's really going to be*
* an internal conflict like Osanai said.*
**[16:17] Takemichi**
*And on August 3rd, Draken's gonna die.*
**[16:21] Takemichi**
*And here I am, hurt and stuck convalescing.*
**[16:24] Takemichi**
Sweet.
**[16:26] Takemichi**
* I got so bored that I finished*
* a 2,500-piece puzzle!*
**[16:32] Takemichi**
*What a worthless sense of accomplishment.*
**[16:37] Yamagishi**
What? You're already out of the hospital?
**[16:41] Makoto**
How are we supposed to
talk to hot nurses now?
**[16:44] Akkun**
Are you sure you're okay?
Aren't you supposed to be in bed?
**[16:49] Makoto**
Where's your porn stash?
**[16:49] Takemichi**
Yeah, kinda.
**[16:52] Takemichi**
Did you find anything out
about Mikey-kun or Draken-kun?
**[16:55] Akkun**
Huh? Uh, yeah. Sorta...
**[17:00] Takemichi**
So things are bad?
**[17:03] Makoto**
The hell's this?
**[17:04] Yamagishi**
Dude, how many pieces is this puzzle?
**[17:06] Makoto**
Maybe you can move this piece here.
**[17:09] Takemichi**
Don't touch that! That took
me three days to finish!
**[17:14] Makoto**
What?
**[17:14] Yamagishi**
Damn, you must've been bored.
**[17:16] Takemichi**
What was I supposed to do?
I was told to stay in bed.
**[17:21] Akkun**
Takemichi, things are really
bad between Mikey and Draken.
**[17:26] Takemichi**
Really?
**[17:28] Akkun**
Their relationship's irreparable.
**[17:30] Takuya**
They're saying it's only a matter
of time before Toman splits up.
**[17:35] Takemichi**
I knew it.
**[17:43] Takemichi**
Huh? What?
**[17:45] Akkun**
Sorry, we're kidding.
**[17:47] Takemichi**
Huh?
**[17:48] Takuya**
They're fighting, but apparently,
that happens all the time.
**[17:52] Takemichi**
What the hell, man?
**[17:54] Yamagishi**
Like Mikey-kun and Draken-kun
would actually have a real fight.
**[17:58] Draken**
Who are you namedropping
about fighting or not?
**[18:02] Takuya**
Dra—
**[18:03] Makoto; Akkun; Yamagishi**
Draken-kun!
**[18:06] Draken**
I came to see how you're doin', Takemitchy.
**[18:10] Draken**
Damn, it's hot in this room. Is it because
there's a bunch of dudes in here?
**[18:16] Draken**
What're you all just standing there for?
**[18:18] Draken**
I bought a watermelon. Let's eat.
**[18:21] All**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[18:29] Draken**
So Pah's gonna be in the
slammer for at least a year.
**[18:34] Takemichi**
How's Osanai from Moebius?
**[18:36] Draken**
He's alive. If he died, Pah would
be in jail until he was an adult.
**[18:43] Takemichi**
How's Mikey-kun?
**[18:45] Draken**
That asshole!
**[18:49] Draken**
Oh, sorry.
**[18:50] Takemichi**
My last 72 hours just went down the drain!
**[18:55] Draken**
And I friggin' apologized!
**[18:58] Takemichi**
Right, got it. I just spent the last 72 hours
finishing this without sleeping, that's all...
**[19:04] Draken**
Anyway...
**[19:06] Draken**
I'm done with Mikey.
**[19:09] Takemichi**
Huh?
**[19:10] Draken**
Toman's finished.
**[19:13] Takemichi**
Wh-What are you talking about? Finished?
**[19:16] ---**
You're kidding, right?
**[19:17] Draken**
Sorry for bothering you.
**[19:18] Takemichi**
Hey! Hey, wait!
**[19:21] Takemichi**
Draken-kun!
**[19:24] Yamagishi**
Toman splitting in two...
**[19:26] Makoto**
Maybe it's for real.
**[19:29] Takuya**
Yeah...
**[19:31] Takemichi**
*They're really going to fight!*
**[19:33] Takemichi**
*I have to stop them!*
**[19:35] Takemichi**
What do you mean, Toman's finished?
Tell me what's going on!
***SIGN*** Hanagaki
**[19:44] Takemichi**
Hey!
**[19:51] Mikey**
Huh? The hell are you doing here?
**[19:54] Draken**
What? What the hell are *you* doin' here?
**[19:59] Takemichi**
Mikey-kun!
**[20:01] Makoto**
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
**[20:04] Yamagishi**
Mikey-kun's here.
**[20:05] Akkun**
Talk about the worst timing.
**[20:08] Takuya**
Shit's gettin' real!
**[20:10] Mikey**
I came to see how Takemitchy's doing.
**[20:13] Draken**
Well, so did I.
**[20:15] Mikey**
Huh? Takemitchy's *my* friend.
**[20:18] Mikey**
Who asked you to butt in? Right, Takemitchy?
**[20:21] Takemichi**
Huh?! I, uh...
**[20:23] Draken**
Huh? What the hell are you talkin' about?
You're *my* friend, aren't you, Takemitchy?
**[20:28] Mikey**
Out of my way, beanpole. I can't get by.
**[20:31] Draken**
What? You get outta *my* way, shrimpy.
**[20:35] Takemichi**
W-Wait a sec! Wait a damn second, you two!
**[20:40] Akkun**
Is he really trying to stop them?
**[20:43] Yamagishi**
Does he have a death wish?!
**[20:44] Takuya**
He just got out of the hospital.
**[20:47] Takemichi**
I don't know what happened,
but fighting's bad!
**[20:51] Takemichi**
Both of you, calm down!
**[20:55] Draken**
Hey!
**[20:57] Draken**
Who the hell do you think you are?!
**[20:59] Takemichi**
* Oh, God. I'm scared. I can't*
* actually stop them from fighting.*
**[21:10] Takemichi**
*Did he take the hint?*
**[21:15] Takemichi**
Mikey-kun?! That's my precious Hayate!
**[21:22] Takemichi**
My memories!
**[21:26] Draken**
Are you friggin' serious?
**[21:29] Takemichi**
Draken-kun! That's the golden bat I used
to hit my first home run in the 4th grade!
**[21:34] Draken**
You wanna dance? Oh, we're gonna dance!
**[21:39] Takemichi**
Mikey-kun! That's from when I went to the
festival for the first time with my dad!
**[21:43] Takemichi**
Draken-kun! I saved up forever
to buy that skateboard!
**[21:53] Mikey**
We gonna settle things here?
**[21:57] Draken**
Bring it on.
**[22:02] Takemichi**
You assholes...
**[22:06] Takemichi**
Cut the shit!