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[00:11] Hell-Lord
    Congratulations on passing the
    Hellhorde Promotion Exam.
[00:16] Hell-Lord
    You've gone from Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
    to Awesome Great Cadet Inquisitor.
[00:23] Hell-Lord
    That's my daughter for you.
SIGN    Hell-Lord's Daughter
    Awesome Great Cadet Inquisitor
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
        Maomao-chan
[00:26] Maomao-Chan
    Thank you very much, Papa.
[00:28] Maomao-Chan
    I mean, Your Majesty.
[00:30] Hell-Lord
    I will give you a reward.
[00:32] Hell-Lord
    Whatever you want.
[00:34] Hell-Lord
    A magic crystal skeleton?
[00:36] Hell-Lord
    An evil dragon fang?
[00:38] Hell-Lord
    Or perhaps a hydra scale?
[00:40] Hell-Lord
    State your wish.
[00:44] Maomao-Chan
    In that case...
[00:48] Maomao-Chan
    I...
[00:49] Maomao-Chan
    I want a piggyback ride...
[00:53] Hell-Lord
    What?!
[00:54] Maomao-Chan
    I know you're the Hell-Lord,
[00:56] Maomao-Chan
    and appearances are important,
    so I held back all this time...
[01:02] Maomao-Chan
    But deep down, I want
    piggyback rides and stuff.
[01:08] Maomao-Chan
    Ah!
[01:08] Maomao-Chan
    No, I'm sorry!
[01:11] Maomao-Chan
    I was asking for too much.
[01:12] Hell-Lord
    Of course!
[01:14] Maomao-Chan
    Eh?
[01:15] Hell-Lord
    I had been concerned about
    appearances, too...
[01:18] Hell-Lord
    but you know I'd love to
    give you a piggyback ride!
[01:22] Maomao-Chan
    Papa!
[01:23] Hell-Lord
    Okay!
[01:25] Hell-Lord
    You can ride piggyback as much as you want!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[03:05] Maomao-Chan
    I'm so high up!
[03:09] Maomao-Chan
    I can almost reach the ceiling!
[03:13] Maomao-Chan
    You sure are tall, Papa!
[03:15] Hell-Lord
    But right now, you're even
    taller, Maomao-chan.
[03:18] Maomao-Chan
    Does that make me the tallest in the world?!
[03:21] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[03:22] Hell-Lord
    Make sure you hold on tight.
[03:24] Hell-Lord
    Watch out for the pointy bits of my horns.
[03:27] Maomao-Chan
    'Kay!
[03:30] Maomao-Chan
    Yay!
[03:35] Maomao-Chan
    Thank you very much, Papa.
[03:37] Maomao-Chan
    I had fun.
[03:39] Hell-Lord
    Me too.
[03:40] Hell-Lord
    That was nice.
[03:42] Hell-Lord
    Letting loose instead of holding
    yourself back, that is.
[03:47] Hell-Lord
    Until now, to keep up appearances,
[03:50] Hell-Lord
    I watched quietly in the back with my
    arms folded at concerts.
[03:55] Hell-Lord
    Starting next time, I'll go
    a bit closer to the front!
[04:00] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh...
[04:02] Maomao-Chan
    That's for the best, Papa!
[04:03] Hell-Lord
    By the way, daughter of mine.
[04:05] Hell-Lord
    Earlier, you said, "piggyback
    rides and stuff."
[04:09] Hell-Lord
    It sounds like there's more that you desire.
[04:11] Maomao-Chan
    Huh?
[04:12] Maomao-Chan
    I couldn't...
[04:13] Hell-Lord
    It's fine by me!
[04:15] Hell-Lord
    Tell me what you want!
[04:18] Maomao-Chan
    Then...
[04:20] Maomao-Chan
    Playing house.
[04:21] Hell-Lord
    Mama!
[04:23] Hell-Lord
    Food!
[04:24] Hell-Lord
    I'm hungry, Mama!
[04:27] Maomao-Chan
    Okay, it'll be ready in no time!
[04:32] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh...
[04:36] Maomao-Chan
    Next up, a horsey ride!
[04:38] Hell-Lord
    Neigh!
[04:40] Hell-Lord
    Clip-clop, clip-clop...
[04:40] Maomao-Chan
    Go, go!
[04:42] Hell-Lord
    Neigh!
[04:43] Maomao-Chan
    Welcome to my blue underground lake house!
[04:47] Maomao-Chan
    Right this way.
[04:48] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[04:49] Hell-Lord
    Thank you for inviting me over.
[04:51] Maomao-Chan
    Hellvanian Families!
[04:55] Maomao-Chan
    Also, also...
[04:58] Hell-Lord
    There's still more?
[05:00] Hell-Lord
    You truly are the Hell-Lord's daughter.
[05:03] Hell-Lord
    Your desires are endless!
[05:05] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh!
[05:07] Maomao-Chan
    Is that bad?
[05:08] Maomao-Chan
    It's been so long since we
    played together, Papa...
[05:12] Hell-Lord
    It's fine by me!
[05:13] Hell-Lord
    I am the Hell-Lord!
[05:14] Hell-Lord
    All desires are mine for the taking!
[05:17] Hell-Lord
    I will devour every last craving you have!
[05:21] Maomao-Chan
    Yay!
[06:05] Hell-Lord
    Go on.
[06:11] Hell-Lord
    Whoa there.
SIGN    The Hell-Lord and
    Maomao-chan
    played together
[07:03] Kanadge
    Ah!
[07:05] Kanadge
    Your Majesty!
[07:07] Kanadge
    Where have you been?
[07:09] Kanadge
    As for the secret that
    Torture found out today...
[07:12] Hell-Lord
    Shh.
[07:13] Hell-Lord
    I'm retiring for the night.
[07:19] Kanadge
    As you wish.
SIGN    Papa, do your best at work
SIGN    Picture Diary
SIGN    Unruled
    Notebook
SIGN    Torture
SIGN    The Royal
    Empire's
    password that
    the Hell-Lord
    previously lost
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
SIGN    I love Papa
[07:51] Maomao-Chan
    I love Papa!
[07:56] Princess
    Bell Mall.
[07:58] Ex
    Leaf.
[07:59] Princess
    Fukudaya.
[08:00] Ex
    Ashcan.
[08:01] Ex
    Ah!
[08:02] Ex
    I ended my word with an N!
[08:04] Ex
    I'm impressed, Your Highness.
[08:06] Ex
    You're even strong at shiritori!
[08:07] Ex
    What a wide vocabulary you have.
[08:09] Princess
    Who do you think you're dealing with here?
[08:13] Princess
    Thanks to the advanced education I received
    from the royal family's exclusive tutors,
[08:17] Princess
    I happen to possess an extensive vocabulary.
[08:20] Princess
    Winning at shiritori is as easy as pie!
[08:23] Princess
    No, as easy as torture!
[08:24] Ex
    Wow, Your Highness!
[08:28] Ex
    But now that you mention it,
    it's almost time for your torture.
[08:32] Ex
    Is it really okay to be relaxing like this?
[08:34] Princess
    It's fine, it's fine.
[08:36] Princess
    I'm sure the torture
    won't be anything scary.
[08:38] Ex
    The jig is up if you admit that part.
[08:52] Torture
    Apologies for the wait.
[08:58] Princess
    Wha—?!
[09:08] Princess
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[09:13] Princess
    She's brought out the big guns!
[09:15] Ex
    A hot iron...
[09:17] Ex
    Looks like the Hellhorde's
    not playing around anymore.
[09:23] Ex
    However, you've faced death many
    times only to come out on top.
[09:27] Ex
    It'll take more than that!
[09:29] Ex
    Isn't that right, Your Highness?
[09:31] Princess
    You betcha!
[09:32] Ex
    You're shaking like a leaf!
[09:35] Ex
    Are you okay, Your Highness?
[09:37] Ex
    Could it be that your fortitude has weakened
    from your prolonged imprisonment?
[09:41] Princess
    You can't be serious, Ex.
[09:43] Princess
    I'm the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[09:47] Princess
    Have faith in me!
[09:49] Ex
    Your words sound promising, but
    not with that look on your face!
[09:52] Torture
    Now, Princess.
[09:54] Torture
    Today's torture will be...
[10:00] Torture
    Raclette cheese!
SIGN    Moo
[10:04] Torture
    I'll use this iron to heat up the cheese,
[10:06] Torture
    so that it can be enjoyed in
    a melty and delicious state.
[10:13] Princess
    What a relief!
[10:14] Ex
    Your Highness?!
[10:15] Princess
    I'm so... I'm so relieved...
[10:19] Princess
    I thought I was going to die...
[10:22] Ex
    Your Highness, the torture hasn't begun yet.
[10:27] Princess
    After being faced with the
    terror of that hot iron,
[10:29] Princess
    I can easily hold out against that cheese.
[10:43] Princess
    It looks so good!
[10:46] Ex
    She easily crumbled in no time!
[10:49] Princess
    Cheese!
[10:50] Princess
    Cheese!
[10:52] Princess
    I bet it's amazing!
[10:54] Ex
    So much for that vocabulary
    from an advanced education.
[11:02] Princess
    The cheese!
[11:04] Princess
    The cheese is oozing down!
[11:07] Princess
    Where are you going, cheese?!
[11:15] Princess
    Cheesy-cheesy yum-yum!
[11:17] Ex
    Has your brain melted
    away, vocabulary and all?
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[11:34] Princess
    Delish!
[11:40] Torture
    "Cheese and Kabao share
    the same voice actor."
[11:44] Torture
    His Majesty wasn't satisfied
    with today's secret, either.
[11:47] Torture
    It's true that His Majesty is
    a big fan of voice actors.
[11:50] Torture
    I wouldn't be surprised if he knew already.
[11:54] Torture
    Which means for tomorrow...
[11:57] Torture
    Ah.
[11:58] Torture
    That's right.
[11:59] Torture
    I can't torture her tomorrow.
[12:04] Princess
    Cheese...
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[12:16] Torture
    'Tis time for your routine
    physical, Princess.
[12:20] Ex
    Routine physical?
[12:22] Torture
    Yes.
[12:23] Torture
    It'll soon be one month since
    the princess was captured.
[12:27] Torture
    In order to lead a healthy
    life in captivity,
[12:30] Torture
    the Hellhorde conducts monthly
    health check-ups on all prisoners.
[12:35] Ex
    Now that's an unexpected benefit.
[12:37] Torture
    And so, I shan't be torturing you today.
[12:41] Torture
    I'll be administering a
    routine physical instead.
[12:44] Princess
    Routine... physical...
[12:46] Ex
    Oh, does that go for that big guy as well?
[12:48] Torture
    Indeed.
[12:51] Torture
    Datarma has his check-up as well,
    which is why I'm by myself today.
[12:56] Torture
    Now, to begin, I'll be drawing your blood.
[12:59] Princess
    I'll talk.
[13:00] Ex
    What?!
[13:01] Ex
    Wh-Wh-What's wrong, Your Highness?
[13:01] Princess
    I'll talk... So please spare me...
[13:03] Ex
    You're not being tortured today.
[13:06] Ex
    Wait, are you scared of needles?
[13:09] Princess
    Eep!
[13:10] Princess
    C'mon!
[13:12] Princess
    There's no way I'd be scared of needles!
[13:14] Princess
    I just happened to almost
    confess out of habit!
SIGN    Confess out of habit?
[13:18] Ex
    Confess out of habit?
[13:21] Ex
    That's right.
[13:23] Ex
    Your Highness may be royalty,
[13:25] Ex
    but you were always at the very
    front on the battlefield,
[13:27] Ex
    receiving the most wounds in battle.
[13:30] Ex
    You even reached the position of Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[13:33] Ex
    You couldn't possibly be scared of needles!
[13:36] Princess
    Of course not, Ex!
SIGN    Sharps Container
SIGN    Rubbing Alcohol
SIGN    Rubbing Alcohol
[13:48] Torture
    Now then, Princess, let's get started...
[13:52] Ex
    Your Highness?!
[13:56] Ex
    You were so calm on the battlefield,
    receiving wound after wound...
[13:59] Princess
    I mean, c'mon!
[14:00] Princess
    C'mon!
[14:02] Princess
    Whoops...
SIGN    Whoops...
[14:04] Princess
    You're fine when you cut your
    finger on paper by accident...
[14:06] Imaginary Man
    Cut your finger.
SIGN    Eek
[14:08] Princess
    But it's scary if someone tells you,
    "Cut your finger with paper right now!"
[14:12] Princess
    First things first!
[14:13] Princess
    Do you even know your way around a needle?!
[14:16] Princess
    How do I know you won't mess up trying
    to find a vein and make a huge mess?!
[14:22] Torture
    I'll be fine.
[14:24] Torture
    I used to work as a nurse.
[14:26] Princess
    What?!
[14:28] Torture
    Incidentally, this uniform is the
    one I used to wear back then.
[14:32] Torture
    So please, rest assured.
[14:34] Princess
    Oh, I know.
[14:36] Princess
    What if I defected?
[14:38] Princess
    And joined the Hellhorde.
[14:38] Ex
    Your Highness?!
[14:40] Princess
    No! No needles!
[14:42] Ex
    Not a scrap of shame, decency, or dignity.
[14:44] Princess
    I'm scared of pain!
[14:45] Torture
    Let me think.
[14:47] Torture
    I'm not here to try and
    hurt the princess, either.
SIGN    Anesthetic Tape
[14:53] Torture
    I do have this local anesthetic patch.
[14:57] Torture
    I can use this to make the needle painless.
[15:00] Torture
    But if I go to the trouble of using
    it, I'd want a secret in exchange...
[15:04] Princess
    The royal treasures are hidden in a
    room on the east side of the castle!
[15:07] Ex
    That was instant!
[15:13] Princess
    Tell me when you're gonna poke me!
[15:15] Princess
    Promise!
[15:15] Princess
    No taking me by surprise!
[15:17] Princess
    I'll spank you if you do that!
[15:19] Torture
    There, all done!
[15:23] Torture
    You were really brave, so
    you get a bear sticker.
[15:28] Princess
    It didn't hurt!
[15:29] Princess
    Hooray for modern medicine!
SIGN    The princess was
    in good health
[15:40] Hell-Lord
    I see.
[15:42] Hell-Lord
    The royal treasures are in
    a room on the east side.
[15:45] Kanadge
    What do you think?
[15:47] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[15:48] Hell-Lord
    I'd feel bad if we stole
    their royal treasures.
SIGN    'Tis Time for
    "Torture," Princess
[16:01] Louch
    Your Highness.
[16:02] Louch
    I apologize for being unable
    to save you last time.
[16:05] Louch
    I was so focused on my spell that I
    didn't notice I had let go of you.
[16:11] Louch
    This time, with my newly-acquired spell,
[16:15] Louch
    I, Louch Brittan, the White Knight,
    will be sure to save you!
[16:21] Louch
    Please wait for me, Your Highness!
[16:36] Louch
    Your Highness.
[16:38] Louch
    Your Highness.
[16:41] Louch
    Your Highness.
[16:43] Louch
    It's been quite some time.
[16:44] Louch
    Louch Brittan, White Knight
    of the Imperial First Legion,
SIGN    Imperial
    First
    Legion
SIGN    Louch
    Brittan
[16:48] Louch
    has arrived to fetch Your
    Highness once again.
[16:52] Louch
    I'm sorry for letting my hands slip off
    you halfway through last time.
[16:56] Princess
    Ah, no, don't worry about it!
[16:57] Princess
    I should be the one apologizing!
[17:00] Louch
    This time, I've come with a spell that can
    teleport Your Highness, no contact needed.
[17:05] Princess
    Oh, a new spell in so little time?
[17:08] Princess
    You're not in the First Legion for nothing!
[17:10] Louch
    Oh, please, no.
[17:11] Louch
    A genius, you say?
[17:12] Princess
    I didn't go that far.
[17:13] Louch
    Ah, if you'll excuse me for a moment.
[17:19] Louch
    Now then, Your Highness.
[17:21] Louch
    I've cast a sleeping spell throughout
    the castle tonight as well.
[17:24] Louch
    That said, let's act as
    silently as possible.
[17:29] Princess
    How will we make our escape this time?
[17:32] Louch
    Allow me to explain.
[17:33] Louch
    My new spell, Entity Displacement.
[17:36] Princess
    Entity Displacement?
SIGN    NOT TELEPORTED
SIGN    CHANTING
[17:38] Louch
    This spell creates an
    expanding aura of mana,
[17:41] Louch
    which teleports all matter within its range.
[17:43] Princess
    Huh, that sure is a handy spell.
SIGN    TELEPORTED
[17:46] Louch
    However, the drawback is that living things
    and objects can't travel at the same time,
[17:50] Louch
    so your clothes and body end up
    being teleporting separately.
[17:54] Princess
    Eh?
[17:55] Louch
    Your clothes will be teleported first.
[17:58] Princess
    Huh?
[17:59] Princess
    Hold it right—
[17:59] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[18:01] Princess
    He's already in concentration mode!
[18:01] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[18:03] Princess
    Clothes and body separately, he says...
[18:04] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
[18:06] Louch
    and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[18:08] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[18:10] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[18:10] Princess
    My clothes are starting to
    be teleported by themselves!
[18:12] Princess
    If this keeps up...
[18:13] Princess
    I'll end up buck naked!
[18:16] Princess
    Heya.
[18:17] Princess
    Wait, don't panic.
[18:17] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[18:19] Princess
    Calm down.
[18:20] Princess
    Let's just calm down!
[18:21] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
[18:22] Princess
    That's right.
[18:23] Princess
    I'm the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[18:23] Louch
    and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[18:29] Princess
    I've faced all sorts of
    hardships in the past.
[18:32] Princess
    In comparison, exposing my
    naked body is no big deal!
[18:37] Princess
    I won't give in to the likes
    of being stripped naked!
[18:42] Princess
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[18:44] Princess
    Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
[18:46] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[18:46] Princess
    Stop, stop, stop!
[18:48] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[18:48] Princess
    Damn it, he's completely ignoring me!
[18:50] Princess
    Seriously, how can he focus so intently?!
[18:51] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
SIGN    23rd
    White Knight Cup
[18:54] Princess
    He's like a shogi player mid-match!
[18:56] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[18:57] Princess
    Wait, yeah.
[18:58] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[18:59] Princess
    If he's concentrating this hard,
[19:01] Princess
    I don't need to worry about
    being seen, even if I'm naked.
[19:01] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
[19:03] Louch
    and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[19:05] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[19:06] Princess
    I almost panicked there.
[19:07] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[19:08] Princess
    If that's the case, I just need to sit
    tight until the teleportation finishes...
[19:10] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
[19:11] Princess
    Wait a second!
[19:12] Princess
    Where am I being teleported to?!
[19:14] Princess
    Wherever it is, I'm sure there are people
    waiting there to act as support!
[19:19] Royal Physician B
    Your Highness!
[19:20] Royal Physician B
    Welcome back!
[19:22] Royal Physician A
    She's naked!
[19:23] Royal Physician B
    She's naked as a jaybird!
SIGN    Blammo
[19:27] Princess
    No way, not happening!
SIGN    23rd
    White Knight Cup
[19:30] Princess
    I'm left with no choice but 
    to defeat Louch yet again!
[19:34] Princess
    But if I do that, I'll 
    remain a prisoner here.
[19:38] Princess
    However...
[19:40] Princess
    I'm sure Louch will come 
    to save me one more time.
[19:43] Princess
    Then I defeat him.
[19:46] Princess
    He comes to save me again.
[19:48] Princess
    Defeat him.
[19:49] Princess
    Again and again.
SIGN    23rd
    White Knight Cup
[19:51] Princess
    The very definition of sennichite*!
SIGN    Sennichite
[19:54] Narration
    Sennichite.
[19:55] Narration
    When the same position is repeated 
    four times in a game of shogi.
[19:59] Narration
    If this happens, the game is deemed a draw.
[20:03] Princess
    No deal!
[20:04] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:04] Princess
    It doesn't count as a draw in real life!
[20:06] Louch
    Free my flesh from...
SIGN    23rd
    White Knight Cup
[20:07] Princess
    I need to do something about this.
[20:09] Louch
    I'll save Her Highness!
[20:12] Louch
    ...and behold my soul.
[20:14] Louch
    I swear it.
[20:15] Louch
    ...and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[20:17] Louch
    I'll be her savior!
[20:20] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:21] Princess
    Stop, stop!
[20:22] Louch
    I'll be the one to save her!
[20:24] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:27] Princess
    My belly button!
[20:27] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[20:30] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
[20:31] Louch
    and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[20:33] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:35] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[20:38] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
[20:39] Princess
    I can't bear ending up buck naked...
[20:40] Louch
    and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[20:43] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:45] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[20:45] Princess
    Mordred Sword!
SIGN    Mordred
    Sword
SIGN    Traitor's
    Blow
[20:58] Princess
    I'm sorry, Louch.
[21:05] Torture
    My word.
[21:06] Torture
    How did you manage to tear up your
    clothes like this in your sleep?
[21:12] Princess
    Thanks for getting me new clothes.
[21:16] Ex
    What in the world happened last night?
[21:18] Princess
    Well, you know, stuff.
SIGN    Behind Hellholm,
    The Woeful
    Wastelands
[23:19] Kanadge
    His Majesty is... working out...
[23:21] Hell-Lord
    I need to slowly get my
    body warmed up again.
[23:26] Hell-Lord
    I wouldn't want to suffer a fall during
    the parent participation events.
[23:34] Narration
    One week left until Maomao-chan's field day!