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[00:00] Narration
    The war between the Imperial Army and the 
    Hellhorde has raged on for many years...
[00:09] Narration
    In the midst of battle, the Princess and 
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion
[00:17] Narration
    falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.
[00:21] Narration
    The Hellhorde, seeking to extract 
    Imperial secrets from the princess...
[00:27] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[00:31] Narration
    ...mercilessly subjects her 
    to torture day after day.
[00:55] Mad Kaiser
    At long last...
[00:59] Mad Kaiser
    Vengeance will be mine.
[01:02] Mad Kaiser
    Princess!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[02:39] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[02:43] Princess
    What did you bring us
    all the way out here for?
[02:46] Princess
    I know.
[02:47] Princess
    I bet we're playing in the river, yeah.
[02:50] Princess
    Let's just get this over with already.
[02:52] Princess
    Well, I'm the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[02:56] Princess
    It's not like I'd ever give in for
    splashing around in the river!
[02:59] Ex
    Your Highness, you're way too excited.
[03:02] Torture
    Today's torture shan't
    be playing in the river.
[03:08] Princess
    Guh...
[03:09] Princess
    Ah, I see.
[03:11] Princess
    I wasn't looking forward to it at all.
[03:13] Ex
    Poor thing...
[03:13] Princess
    Do what you want.
[03:14] Torture
    We've come to the river today for
    today's torture, marshmallows.
SIGN    Marshmallows
[03:19] Princess
    Marshmallows?
[03:21] Princess
    Sorry to say, but I'm not a huge fan.
[03:23] Princess
    I don't like how they stick to your teeth.
[03:26] Princess
    There's zero reason why I'd
    lose to today's torture!
[03:28] Princess
    It's not too late to do something else!
[03:32] Princess
    Like playing in the river!
[03:33] Ex
    Do you want to play in the river that badly?
[03:36] Torture
    I say marshmallows, but these
    are no ordinary marshmallows.
[03:42] Torture
    They're roasted marshmallows!
[03:44] Princess
    Roasted marshmallows?
[03:46] Torture
    Indeed.
[03:47] Torture
    We came all the way out here so
    as to safely start an open fire.
[03:51] Princess
    Hmph!
[03:52] Princess
    What good will roasting the marshmallows do?
[03:55] Ex
    Yeah, that's right!
[03:56] Ex
    You tell her, Your Highness!
[04:10] Ex
    Ah! Wait, Your Highness!
[04:12] Ex
    Stop!
[04:13] Torture
    Princess.
[04:14] Torture
    Would you care to try one, just this once?
[04:17] Ex
    You mustn't, Your Highness!
[04:18] Ex
    Don't fall for it!
[04:20] Ex
    She's trying to teach you what
    roasted marshmallows taste like,
[04:23] Ex
    so that you won't be able
    to resist their temptation!
[04:26] Princess
    How devious!
[04:27] Torture
    Why, I would never.
[04:29] Torture
    'Twas simply a gesture of goodwill.
[04:33] Torture
    Not to mention...
[04:35] Torture
    She's the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[04:38] Torture
    That title is a testament to her
    strict self-discipline and training.
[04:44] Torture
    Would she really succumb without resistance
    to the taste of roasted marshmallows?
[04:50] Ex
    Your Highness won't fall
    for such an obvious ploy!
[04:53] Princess
    That's right.
[04:54] Princess
    Such an obvious ploy...
[04:56] Princess
    I'd never succumb to some
    lousy roasted marshmallows!
[04:59] Ex
    She fell for the obvious ploy!
[05:03] Princess
    Even if it turns out to be good...
[05:07] Princess
    I will never give in!
[05:20] Princess
    The soft texture of the marshmallow...
[05:23] Princess
    Roasting has browned the 
    surface and turned it crispy!
[05:32] Princess
    And the heat has made the inside all gooey!
[05:35] Princess
    The gooeyness is filling my mouth!
[05:49] Princess
    A delight for the mouth!
[05:55] Torture
    Well, Princess?
[05:57] Torture
    If you reveal a secret, I
    can let you have one more.
[06:01] Ex
    Don't do it, Your Highness!
[06:02] Ex
    Pull yourself together!
[06:04] Princess
    It's okay, Ex.
[06:05] Princess
    I'm as calm as can be.
[06:07] Ex
    Your Highness!
[06:09] Princess
    Hmph!
[06:10] Princess
    One more if I tell you a secret?
[06:12] Ex
    Keep it up, Your Highness!
[06:13] Ex
    You've triumphed over the marshmallows!
[06:15] Princess
    In other words...
[06:17] Princess
    Will I get four marshmallows
    for four secrets?!
[06:19] Ex
    She caved immediately!
[06:21] Torture
    One secret, and you can
    have as many as you like.
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[06:30] Princess
    So big!
SIGN    Jumbo
SIGN    Extra Large
[06:31] Princess
    I didn't know they made
    marshmallows this big!
[06:51] Princess
    Delicious!
[06:53] Princess
    So gooey...
[06:55] Torture
    Princess, while we're here,
    shall we play in the river?
[06:58] Princess
    Wait, can I?!
[07:00] Torture
    Of course.
[07:02] Torture
    We're all done with you.
[07:07] Princess
    Take that!
[07:10] Princess
    How's that?!
[07:11] Torture
    What do you think of today's secret?
[07:14] Kanadge
    The castle guards are weak
    against fire attacks...
[07:18] Kanadge
    But you know, it's normal for
    humans to be weak to fire.
[07:22] Torture
    I suppose.
[07:24] Torture
    Most creatures are weak against fire.
[07:28] Torture
    What did you just say?!
[07:30] Kanadge
    Like I said...
[07:31] Kanadge
    If you're still by the river, get
    another secret out of the princess.
[07:36] Kanadge
    His Majesty's orders.
SIGN    Call ended
SIGN    Call duration
[07:47] Princess
    You've done it now!
[07:51] Torture
    Two torture sessions on the same day...
[07:53] Torture
    I can only imagine the toll it will take!
[07:57] Torture
    The princess's body might even give out.
[08:11] Princess
    What's with the long face?
[08:13] Ex
    The Hell-Lord was unsatisfied
    with her work yet again.
[08:16] Princess
    Huh?
[08:17] Ex
    I kept an ear turned to her
    conversation on the phone.
[08:20] Princess
    Ear?
[08:21] Princess
    Where are your ears?
[08:24] Ex
    It looks like she was ordered to carry
    out a second torture today.
[08:27] Princess
    Wha—?!
[08:28] Princess
    I-I can't handle two tortures in one day!
[08:31] Ex
    Isn't that why she looks so troubled?
[08:41] Ex
    Don't do it, Your Highness.
[08:44] Ex
    Don't offer her a secret
    just because you feel bad.
[08:47] Princess
    Y-You know I wouldn't do that!
[08:49] Princess
    I'm the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[08:53] Princess
    I've been in countless battles,
[08:55] Princess
    cutting down my foes without any mercy.
[08:58] Princess
    I would never take pity on my enemy!
[09:01] Princess
    Worrying her pretty little head about me...
[09:05] Princess
    She sure is a big ol' softie!
[09:09] Princess
    She really is...
[09:12] Princess
    as soft as they come.
[09:16] Torture
    I never imagined he'd instruct me 
    to torture her twice in one day.
[09:19] Torture
    The Hell-Lord truly is evil incarnate.
[09:23] Torture
    No, a professional must perform her duty.
[09:26] Torture
    His Majesty has the right idea here.
[09:31] Torture
    Maybe... I'm not cut out to be a torturer.
[09:51] Princess
    Nice weather we're having today.
[09:54] Torture
    Y-Yes, we are.
[09:56] Princess
    The laundry dries faster on sunny days, too.
[10:00] Princess
    Speaking of laundry...
[10:02] Princess
    The king prefers wearing briefs.
[10:05] Torture
    Princess!
[10:06] Torture
    Why would you tell me such
    an important secret?!
[10:09] Princess
    Huh?
[10:10] Princess
    Did I let something slip just now?
[10:12] Torture
    Are you taking pity on me, Princess?!
[10:16] Princess
    I don't have a clue what
    you're talking about.
[10:19] Princess
    But I like that look on your face.
[10:22] Princess
    That depressed look really didn't suit you.
[10:27] Torture
    Princess...
[10:28] Princess
    Let's make the most of this perfect weather!
[10:32] Princess
    Come play with me!
[10:47] Ex
    I swear...
[10:49] Youki
    Hey!
[10:52] Youki
    Princess-chan!
[10:54] Princess
    You-chan! In-chan!
[10:57] Inki
    W-We're here.
[10:59] Youki
    Done with torture for the day?
[11:01] Princess
    Yep!
[11:02] Princess
    I resisted for a while, but then I gave in.
[11:05] Princess
    What are you doing here?
[11:07] Inki
    W-We got a call from the grand inquisitor.
SIGN    Search
SIGN    #Torture #Riverbank
SIGN    Live Stream | Datarma Channel | Relaxing Torture by the Riverbank
SIGN    watching now
SIGN    Chat
[11:53] Torture
    Princess!
[12:46] Ex
    So cold!
SIGN    The princess
    had fun
[13:18] Torture
    What do you think?
[13:20] Torture
    About the second secret for today.
[13:23] Torture
    Huh? No good?
SIGN    The torture
    will continue
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[13:49] Giant
    Wow, check out that tan!
SIGN    Combat Soldier
    Fourth Class
    & Pain-Private
    Giant
[13:53] Giant
    It might sting if you
    soak in the hot springs,
[13:56] Giant
    so let's go to the sauna instead today!
[13:58] Princess
    The sauna?
[13:59] Giant
    Wait, have you never been?
[14:02] Princess
    Nope.
[14:03] Giant
    What?
[14:04] Giant
    You're missing out on something amazing!
[14:07] Giant
    Okay, off we go!
[14:11] Princess
    I followed her after she said all that...
SIGN    They're wearing towels with permission for the sake of the "torture"
[14:15] Princess
    But it's so hot!
[14:17] Princess
    My entire body is dripping with sweat!
[14:20] Princess
    This is supposed to feel good?
[14:21] Princess
    Really?
[14:22] Princess
    This is practically torture...
[14:25] Princess
    So that's her deal!
[14:26] Giant
    It feels so nice!
[14:26] Princess
    Mama... no, Giant!
[14:30] Princess
    Her sweet words lured me into this torture!
[14:34] Princess
    If your average person were 
    faced with this heat...
[14:37] Princess
    I'm sure they wouldn't be able 
    to bear it, and they'd end up talking.
[14:39] Princess
    But I'm the Princess and Commander 
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[14:44] Princess
    Be it a scorching desert 
    or a frigid snowy mountain,
[14:48] Princess
    I've fought while maintaining a clear head!
[14:50] Princess
    I will never give in to this torture!
SIGN    They're wearing towels with permission for the sake of the "torture"
[15:04] Princess
    Come to think of it, I haven't 
    sweated this much in a long time.
[15:09] Princess
    Lately, I eat three meals 
    a day, get tortured,
[15:12] Princess
    and spend the rest of my time 
    lazing around and sleeping.
[15:15] Princess
    Munch, munch, munch...
[15:17] Princess
    I'd forgotten how this felt.
[15:19] Princess
    It feels good to sweat it out.
[15:24] Princess
    Feels good?!
[15:26] Princess
    That can't be right!
[15:27] Princess
    At first, this was nothing 
    more than a blistering hell!
[15:30] Princess
    Yet now, it feels good?!
[15:34] Princess
    Being placed in this unusual situation
[15:36] Princess
    is making my earthly suffering 
    and troubles evaporate away!
[15:40] Princess
    Ah, I see now, Giant...
[15:43] Princess
    No, Mama!
[15:45] Princess
    Saunas feel so nice!
[15:51] Giant
    Okay, I think it's about time we got out.
[15:53] Princess
    Huh? Not yet...
[15:55] Giant
    Staying in there too
    long's not good for you.
[15:58] Giant
    Especially on your first time.
[16:01] Princess
    Makes sense...
[16:06] Princess
    The air outside feels so nice and cool!
[16:09] Giant
    Okay, next up is the cold bath!
SIGN    Cold Bath
[16:12] Princess
    C-Cold bath?!
[16:14] Princess
    The water's at 17 degrees?!
[16:16] Princess
    There's no way I can get in...
[16:18] Princess
    No, I thought the sauna was hot, too,
[16:22] Princess
    but it ended up being really nice.
[16:25] Princess
    All right!
[16:31] Princess
    N-N-N-Nope, still cold!
[16:38] Princess
    Huh?
SIGN    Cold Bath
[16:40] Princess
    After getting used to it...
[16:42] Princess
    the cold water feels nice on my warm body.
[16:45] Princess
    The heat is slowly melting 
    away from my body.
[16:49] Princess
    I'm melting away, too!
[16:53] Princess
    Ah, I'm becoming one with the water.
[16:56] Princess
    It feels so good!
[16:59] Giant
    After a cold bath, take a nice, long break.
[17:03] Princess
    Ah, my arms and legs are tingling.
[17:06] Princess
    I can feel the blood flowing through me.
[17:08] Princess
    My body is being set free!
[17:12] Princess
    Just now, I have become complete.
[17:20] Princess
    Thank you, Mama.
[17:22] Princess
    I've learned the truth of the universe...
[17:24] Princess
    no, of the sauna.
[17:29] Giant
    They say lots of things about
    saunas and their detox effect,
[17:33] Giant
    or how they may or may not
    help you lose weight.
[17:38] Giant
    But none of that really matters.
[17:41] Giant
    Saunas feel good!
[17:43] Giant
    End of story!
[17:44] Princess
    Yes, Mama!
[17:46] Princess
    No...
[17:47] Princess
    Master Mama!
SIGN    By the way, the
    princess confessed
[17:54] Ex
    Fair play, fair sauna!
SIGN    Enjoy the sauna by following all rules and etiquette!!
[17:56] Princess
    Enjoy the sauna by following
    all rules and etiquette!
[18:04] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[18:08] Ex
    Where are we?
[18:09] Ex
    And...
[18:11] Ex
    who are they?
[18:14] Princess
    Mad Kaiser!
[18:16] Ex
    What?
[18:17] Princess
    I've fought him in the past.
[18:20] Ex
    Is that true, Your Highness?
[18:22] Princess
    He was the boss of the Western Tower.
[18:24] Princess
    I remember him well.
[18:26] Princess
    This was him!
[18:28] Ex
    You sliced him clean in half.
[18:30] Ex
    No way that's him.
[18:31] Princess
    Hey there! Is that you, Mad Kaiser?
[18:34] Mad Kaiser
    That's right!
[18:34] Ex
    She was right!
[18:36] Mad Kaiser
    Princess.
[18:37] Mad Kaiser
    The wound you gave me...
[18:39] Mad Kaiser
    It throbs with pain to this day.
[18:41] Ex
    That sure healed up nicely.
[18:43] Princess
    I see.
[18:44] Princess
    So that's what this is.
[18:47] Princess
    Everyone here is someone
    I've defeated in the past!
[18:51] Ex
    You can't be serious!
[18:52] Torture
    That's not true at all.
[18:54] Ex
    It wasn't true at all...
[18:55] Torture
    Mad Kaiser just happened to be here.
[18:58] Torture
    It's completely unrelated.
[19:00] Torture
    Today's torture comes courtesy
    of Lieutorment Youki:
[19:05] Torture
    a test of courage!
[19:06] Youki
    Yay!
[19:09] Torture
    These demons will act as the ghosts
    and hide in the school building.
[19:14] Torture
    Lurking inside this abandoned
    school building,
[19:16] Torture
    these scaring experts will provide
    you with a night of terror!
[19:20] Torture
    Will you be able to withstand it, Princess?
[19:23] Ex
    How underhanded...
[19:26] Mad Kaiser
    This is revenge for my wound!
[19:27] Mad Kaiser
    I'll scare you real good!
[19:30] Ex
    You're scarier without the mask.
[19:32] Mad Kaiser
    All right, everyone!
[19:33] Mad Kaiser
    Let's get started!
[19:34] Group
    Yeah!
[19:38] Princess
    Hold on.
[19:40] Princess
    Courtesy of You-chan?
[19:42] Princess
    Where's You-chan, then?
[19:44] Torture
    Youki can't make it out today.
[19:46] Princess
    What?!
[19:47] Torture
    After sleeping with her stomach
    exposed, she's caught a cold.
[19:50] Princess
    Oh, no!
[19:52] Torture
    Which is why I'm administering
    this in her stead.
[19:55] Princess
    You-chan's out with a cold?!
[19:56] Princess
    Please, let me go and pay her a visit!
[19:59] Torture
    I cannot.
[20:01] Torture
    You're in the middle of being tortured.
[20:04] Torture
    You shan't have freedom until it's over.
[20:07] Torture
    But to put it in other words...
[20:09] Torture
    You're free to go once it's over.
[20:12] Ex
    Hmph.
[20:13] Ex
    Do you think that helps the chances
    of Her Highness confessing?
[20:16] Ex
    It's no use!
[20:18] Ex
    Her Highness is the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[20:19] Princess
    There's a hidden passage leading to
    the castle in the Eastern Mountains!
[20:21] Ex
    From a young age...
[20:23] Ex
    That was quick!
[20:24] Ex
    I didn't even get to the flashback!
[20:25] Torture
    Very well!
[20:26] Torture
    You've told us your secret,
    so we're done with you!
[20:29] Torture
    Let's go and visit the sick!
[20:35] Princess
    Seriously...
[20:37] Princess
    You really made me worry.
[20:40] Youki
    Sorry.
[20:41] Princess
    But it was a pretty good torture idea.
[20:44] Princess
    I gave in before I knew it.
[20:46] Princess
    Here, drink up.
[20:50] Youki
    Thanks.
[20:51] Princess
    Do you have a fever?
[20:53] Princess
    Does it hurt anywhere?
[20:55] Youki
    Nah, I'm fine.
[20:57] Inki
    It looks like her fever's gone down.
[21:00] Princess
    I see, that's a relief.
[21:05] Youki
    That feels so nice!
[21:07] Torture
    Can you handle eating some congee?
[21:13] Princess
    Here, You-chan.
[21:19] Youki
    It's good!
[21:21] Youki
    I might give in before I know it.
[21:27] Princess
    Today's the one day where that's fine!
[21:29] Princess
    Here, open up!
[23:04] Torture
    How did you find today's secret?
[23:08] Torture
    What?
[23:09] Torture
    Is the hidden passage lit up?
[23:11] Torture
    His Majesty would be scared in the dark?
[23:14] Torture
    Yes, I'll ask.
[23:16] Kanadge
    Also, the guys you took with you today.
[23:20] Kanadge
    Administration is telling me they
    haven't clocked out for the day yet.
[23:23] Torture
    What?
[23:25] Torture
    Ah.