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[00:00] Narration
    The war between the Imperial Army and the 
    Hellhorde has raged on for many years...
[00:08] Narration
    In the midst of battle, the Princess and 
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion
[00:17] Narration
    falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.
[00:20] Narration
    The Hellhorde, seeking to extract 
    Imperial secrets from the princess...
[00:26] Narration
    ...mercilessly subjects her 
    to torture day after day.
[00:43] Torture
    Torture Tortura, at your service.
[00:50] Hell-Lord
    The location of the
    empire's ultimate weapon.
[00:52] Hell-Lord
    The days when security is lax.
[00:54] Hell-Lord
    Their secret military code.
[00:57] Hell-Lord
    All utterly worthless.
[01:00] Hell-Lord
    You haven't managed to get any useful
    information out of the princess.
[01:06] Hell-Lord
    Could it be that you've lost your touch?
[01:11] Torture
    No, I dare say not.
[01:14] Hell-Lord
    I could strip you of your title
    of grand inquisitor right here.
[01:21] Hell-Lord
    But I'll offer you a chance.
[01:24] Hell-Lord
    Have a stab at torturing me.
[01:29] Kanadge
    Y-Your Majesty!
[01:31] Kanadge
    I can't allow that!
[01:35] Hell-Lord
    We will begin in one hour.
[01:37] Hell-Lord
    I'll see if you have what it takes.
[01:39] Hell-Lord
    And I think it should be
    clear what will happen...
[01:44] Hell-Lord
    if you disappoint me.
[01:48] Torture
    Yes.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[03:23] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Your Majesty.
[03:28] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[03:30] Kanadge
    Torturing His Majesty?
[03:32] Kanadge
    How foolhardy!
[03:34] Kanadge
    His Majesty stands above all of demonkind.
[03:37] Kanadge
    His mental resilience is far above average!
[03:40] Kanadge
    What exactly does she have planned?
[03:47] Torture
    I shall be using this for
    today's torture session.
[03:52] Torture
    'Tis beer.
[03:54] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[03:55] Hell-Lord
    You should cater your torture
    method to your victim.
[03:59] Kanadge
    It's not working on him!
[04:01] Hell-Lord
    I enjoy a drink every night with the queen in
    the privacy of my home, and you offer me beer?
[04:08] Hell-Lord
    Not a bad choice!
[04:09] Kanadge
    It's not?!
[04:11] Hell-Lord
    However, you stand before the Hell-Lord.
[04:15] Hell-Lord
    I've sampled the finest alcoholic
    beverages across the lands.
[04:18] Hell-Lord
    Do you think you can defeat me
    with that low-brow canned beer?
[04:27] Kanadge
    It's totally working!
[04:29] Torture
    'Tis but canned beer.
[04:30] Torture
    Yet 'tis mighty indeed.
[04:33] Torture
    Your Majesty, do you know the
    tastiest way to pour a can of beer?
[04:37] Torture
    The tastiest way?
[04:40] Torture
    First, when pouring it into the glass...
[04:43] Torture
    As you begin, immediately raise
    the can as high as you can.
[04:49] Hell-Lord
    If you do that, you'll get nothing but foam!
[04:53] Torture
    That is fine.
[04:55] Torture
    That is what we want.
[04:59] Torture
    Once it reaches the very top,
    we wait for the head to settle.
[05:03] Torture
    A vigorous pour results in fine bubbles
    that become compacted even further.
[05:11] Torture
    Once the head is stable, slowly pour
    in beer from the rim of the glass.
[05:17] Torture
    Finally, once you've poured enough that
    the foam covers the top of the glass...
[05:24] Torture
    'Tis complete.
[05:27] Hell-Lord
    Wha—?!
[05:28] Hell-Lord
    J-Just look at this fluffy foam...
[05:33] Hell-Lord
    No, fluffoam!
[05:36] Kanadge
    He gave it a name!
[05:38] Hell-Lord
    A far cry from the flaccid head
    you get from pouring mindlessly!
[05:41] Hell-Lord
    It stands out like a
    dollop of whipped cream!
[05:44] Hell-Lord
    Fluffoam! Fluffoam!
[05:47] Kanadge
    Is he pleased with himself for that?
[05:57] Kanadge
    Your Majesty!
[05:59] Hell-Lord
    It can't be!
[06:00] Hell-Lord
    To think that I...
[06:03] Hell-Lord
    would tremble with temptation!
[06:06] Kanadge
    Please endure it, Your Majesty!
[06:09] Kanadge
    Even when you faced the Hero, strongest
    soldier in the Imperial Army, in a duel,
[06:15] Kanadge
    you shrugged off all of
    his attacks, held firm,
[06:19] Kanadge
    and came out standing strong!
[06:21] Kanadge
    You are the pinnacle of all demonkind!
[06:23] Kanadge
    The strongest monster of all!
[06:25] Kanadge
    The Hell-Lord himself!
SIGN    The Hell-Lord himself
[06:30] Kanadge
    Your Majesty!
[06:32] Kanadge
    Y-Your Majesty?
[06:34] Hell-Lord
    Heh.
[06:36] Hell-Lord
    That's right.
[06:38] Hell-Lord
    I am the Hell-Lord.
[06:40] Hell-Lord
    This torture is nothing to me!
[06:47] Torture
    Incidentally, this beer
    with the fluffy foam...
[06:50] Torture
    or rather, this fluffoam beer...
[06:53] Torture
    The longer you wait, the
    more foam will dissipate.
[06:57] Torture
    'Tis best to enjoy it
    immediately after pouring.
[07:00] Hell-Lord
    My weakness is light magic!
[07:04] Kanadge
    He gave it away!
SIGN    The Hell-Lord
    confessed
[07:10] Torture
    Enjoy.
[07:11] Hell-Lord
    Yes.
[07:18] Hell-Lord
    It's so light, with a creamy mouthfeel 
    that's downright criminal.
[07:23] Hell-Lord
    And the golden nectar of life 
    blanketed in fluffoam...
[07:27] Hell-Lord
    rushes through my body!
[07:32] Hell-Lord
    So divine, it's like my throat is in heaven!
[07:36] Hell-Lord
    Foam fizzing like herald angels singing!
[07:41] Hell-Lord
    I'm filled with joy!
[07:48] Hell-Lord
    This is no mere canned beer!
[07:53] Hell-Lord
    It's light magic!
[07:55] Kanadge
    His Majesty is being purified!
[07:59] Narration
    Don't drink until you come of age.
SIGN    Grand
    Inquisitor's
    Chamber
[08:06] Torture
    His Majesty granted me permission
    to continue the torture.
[08:11] Torture
    But I must admit that as it stands, the
    intelligence we can gain is limited in scope.
[08:17] Torture
    I suppose I could try something different.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[08:23] Torture
    Fluffoam...
[08:34] Torture
    Princess.
[08:36] Torture
    'Tis time for torture.
[08:38] Torture
    We'll be trying something
    a little different today.
[08:43] Ex
    It doesn't matter what
    torture you throw at us.
[08:46] Ex
    I'm sure Her Highness will spill the beans.
[08:48] Princess
    What?!
[08:49] Princess
    Did Ex's faith in me plummet 
    thanks to my constant slip-ups?!
[08:54] Princess
    Just you wait, Ex!
[08:55] Princess
    Today's the day I finally resist!
[08:57] Ex
    Hmph.
[08:57] Princess
    What?!
[08:59] Torture
    I shan't be torturing you today, Princess.
[09:02] Princess
    What?
[09:03] Torture
    Please come in.
[09:06] Torture
    Weaponsmith Gilga-chan.
SIGN    Weaponsmith, Pain-Private
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Gilga
[09:08] Gilga
    Hey there.
[09:10] Ex
    A weaponsmith?
[09:13] Gilga
    Aw, man.
[09:15] Ex
    Hey! Stop that! Not there!
[09:15] Gilga
    Being stuck here has left
    you in awful condition.
[09:18] Ex
    Cut it out!
[09:19] Torture
    Yes.
[09:19] Ex
    Don't touch me! Hey! Stop!
[09:20] Torture
    Sacred Blade Ex, today we'll be...
[09:22] Ex
    Hands off! Hey! I said stop!
[09:24] Torture
    torturing you instead.
[09:28] Ex
    Don't underestimate me.
[09:30] Ex
    I am Ex, the sacred blade.
[09:33] Ex
    In my long service to the royal family,
    alongside generations of noble knights,
[09:36] Ex
    I've braved a countless number of battles.
[09:40] Ex
    I would never submit to
    any means of torture!
[09:44] Gilga
    Alrighty.
[09:45] Ex
    Hey! Unhand me!
[09:46] Gilga
    Let's start by taking off this surface rust.
[09:47] Ex
    I'm a sacred blade, you know!
[09:59] Princess
    Ex?
[10:01] Ex
    You've got it wrong, Your Highness!
[10:02] Ex
    That was a battle cry!
[10:04] Ex
    I was letting out a manly battle cry!
[10:06] Ex
    It wasn't because of any
    pleasure I felt at all!
[10:07] Ex
    I simply let out a battle cry!
[10:08] Ex
    All sacred blades would do the same!
[10:10] Ex
    I'm definitely not the only
    one who'd cry out...
[10:10] Princess
    Slow down.
[10:14] Gilga
    Next, I'll use this rotary grindstone...
[10:17] Gilga
    and sharpen you real nice and gentle.
[10:28] Ex
    What a refreshing shave.
[10:30] Ex
    And the perfect level of sharpening!
[10:34] Ex
    I can feel it.
[10:36] Ex
    I don't need to test out my blade to tell.
[10:40] Ex
    While retaining the bashing force a 
    sword needs to smash through armor...
[10:46] Ex
    it boasts the sharp edge of a 
    katana to cut through flesh!
[10:51] Ex
    I am a sacred blade!
[10:52] Ex
    The sacred blade Ex!
[10:57] Princess
    Ex!
[10:58] Princess
    Ex, snap out of it!
[11:01] Princess
    Ex!
[11:04] Ex
    It's okay, Your Highness.
[11:07] Ex
    I admit that felt good.
[11:08] Ex
    However, I feel no obligation
    to share my secrets!
[11:12] Ex
    I will endure this torture!
[11:14] Princess
    Great!
[11:16] Princess
    I'm impressed, Ex!
[11:17] Princess
    I would have spilled the
    beans three times by now!
[11:19] Ex
    Your Highness?
[11:21] Gilga
    Well, that's a shame, but it
    looks like I'm done here.
[11:25] Ex
    Y-You've still only done a
    coarse pass over my surface!
[11:28] Gilga
    I know.
[11:29] Gilga
    I'd love to give you the
    full treatment as well.
[11:33] Gilga
    But this is supposed to be torture.
[11:37] Gilga
    Well, if you were to reveal a secret...
[11:41] Gilga
    I wouldn't mind giving you a nice finish.
[11:44] Princess
    Ex...
[11:45] Ex
    Rest assured, Your Highness.
[11:48] Ex
    I am the sacred blade Ex.
[11:50] Ex
    Your trusty sword.
[11:52] Ex
    I wouldn't dare act out of
    my own personal interest.
[11:56] Princess
    Ex!
[11:57] Ex
    Getting polished up with
    a nice, sharp edge...
[12:01] Ex
    That would benefit Your Highness as well!
[12:03] Princess
    Ex!
[12:07] Gilga
    Okay, let's finish you up!
SIGN    Ex confessed
[12:17] Torture
    I see.
[12:19] Torture
    So the Demon Sword Murasa and
    Fire Sword Amon are lovers.
[12:23] Ex
    Magnificent! I feel superb!
[12:25] Princess
    Glare...
[12:35] Ex
    U-Um...
[12:37] Ex
    Your Highness, well...
[12:40] Ex
    I'm sorry.
[12:45] Princess
    Sorry for letting you down as well.
[12:47] Ex
    N-No, I never...
[12:50] Princess
    I'll try harder than ever
    before to endure the torture!
[12:57] Ex
    Yes!
[12:58] Ex
    I'll be rooting for you!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[13:06] Krall
    Princess, time for some torture!
SIGN    Beastmaster
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Krall
[13:10] Princess
    Krall-chan!
[13:12] Princess
    Where's Hngy-Baby?
[13:14] Krall
    He's keeping watch back home!
[13:16] Princess
    Aw, I was hoping to see him again!
[13:18] Krall
    For real?
[13:19] Princess
    I mean, Hngy-Baby's adorable!
[13:21] Krall
    I know, right?
[13:22] Krall
    Hngy-Baby's totes adorbs!
[13:25] Krall
    You should come hang out at my place!
[13:27] Krall
    You can meet all the others, too!
[13:29] Princess
    What, really?
[13:31] Princess
    I'm totally down!
[13:33] Ex
    Your Highness?
[13:33] Torture
    Krall?
[13:34] Krall
    That's right, Princess.
    No more goofing around!
[13:38] Krall
    Unlike last time, today's torture
    is totally the real deal!
[13:41] Krall
    Prepare yourself!
[13:43] Krall
    Come on in!
[13:49] Ex
    That's...
[13:53] Krall
    That's a good boy, Mad Wolf.
SIGN    Krall Regiment Combat Soldier
SIGN    Mad Wolf
[13:59] Ex
    A mad wolf!
[14:01] Ex
    Be careful, Your Highness!
[14:03] Ex
    Wolves are known as the strongest of all monster
     families when it comes to pure fighting power!
[14:09] Princess
    Have you forgotten, Ex?
[14:11] Princess
    I've defeated wolves in the past.
[14:14] Princess
    It wasn't an easy fight, but
    they're not unbeatable.
[14:19] Ex
    However, mad wolves are a different
    beast altogether, even among wolves.
[14:24] Ex
    They're twice as strong as the gran
    wolves you struggled to defeat.
[14:27] Princess
    What?
[14:28] Princess
    That's strong as hell!
[14:30] Krall
    All right, Princess.
[14:32] Krall
    Let's start the torture!
[14:35] Ex
    What enormous, thick legs!
[14:37] Ex
    If that thing lands a hit on you...
[14:44] Krall
    Mad Wolf's allure lies in his
    big, cute paw pads for sure!
[14:49] Krall
    Not to mention...
[14:54] Krall
    Ah, it smells so nice!
[14:57] Krall
    The unique scent of their paw pads!
[15:02] Krall
    You can't beat it, baby!
[15:05] Princess
    That's so specific that 
    I'm not jealous at all.
[15:07] Krall
    Okay, Princess!
[15:09] Krall
    If you're dying of envy, then
    let's hear that secret!
[15:12] Princess
    No, I'm not jealous.
[15:16] Krall
    What?
[15:17] Krall
    M-Mad wolf paw pads have a stronger
    scent than doggies or kitties do...
[15:21] Princess
    I've never sniffed an animal's
    paw pads to begin with.
[15:25] Krall
    No way!
[15:26] Krall
    That's like missing out
    on half of life itself!
[15:28] Ex
    Paw pads make up half of our lives now?
[15:30] Krall
    Here, give it a whiff.
[15:32] Princess
    What?
[15:36] Princess
    Smells like animal funk.
[15:37] Krall
    It's a nice smell!
[15:39] Krall
    C'mon, try sniffing it again!
[15:41] Princess
    Ugh, no thanks.
[15:42] Krall
    Please!
[15:43] Krall
    I'll let you in on my secret!
[15:45] Ex
    How the tables have turned.
[15:47] Princess
    What secret?
[15:48] Krall
    The grand inquisitor has her newborn
    niece as her phone wallpaper!
[15:52] Torture
    Hey, Krall!
[15:54] Torture
    How do you know that?!
[15:55] Krall
    Look, I shared my secret!
[15:57] Princess
    What?
[15:59] Princess
    Fine, I'll give it another whiff.
[16:04] Krall
    W-Well?
[16:07] Princess
    Ah!
[16:08] Princess
    Underneath the animal funk, it
    smells a bit like popcorn...
[16:12] Krall
    Yeah! Yeah!
[16:16] Princess
    The pad itself feels so nice and squishy...
[16:20] Princess
    Huh?
[16:21] Princess
    Ah, wait...
[16:24] Princess
    I could get hooked on this!
[16:29] Krall
    Welcome.
[16:31] Krall
    To the world of paw pads!
SIGN    The princess had her eyes
    opened to a new world
[16:39] Princess
    Thanks, Krall-cchi.
[16:41] Princess
    For opening my eyes to a brand new world!
[16:44] Krall
    Nah, I'm just glad you get the paw hype now!
[16:50] Krall
    Oh, I know!
[16:52] Krall
    Let's have a paw party back at my place!
[16:55] Princess
    I'm down!
[16:56] Princess
    Let's invite everyone else!
[16:58] Krall
    How about it, Grand Inquisitor?
[17:01] Torture
    I swear, you two...
[17:05] Torture
    Will there be bunnies?
[17:07] Krall
    You betcha, baby!
[17:09] Torture
    Ah, so cute...
[17:15] Princess
    Hngy-Baby!
[17:17] Inki
    So warm and relaxing...
[17:19] Youki
    How's it going?
[17:21] Parrot
    How's it going?
[17:22] Youki
    Whoa, you're a clever one!
[17:28] Ex
    What about the torture?
SIGN    'Tis Time for
    "Torture," Princess
SIGN    Hellgrove Park
[17:37] Demon Boy
    Hurry up!
[17:38] Demon Girl
    I can't wait!
[17:47] Maomao-Chan
    It's time for torture, Princess!
SIGN    Hell-Lord's Daughter
    Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
        Maomao-chan
[17:50] Maomao-Chan
    I really like playing at the park!
[17:53] Maomao-Chan
    So seeing me play should make you jealous!
[17:57] Maomao-Chan
    Just watch me!
[17:58] Princess
    Yeah, I'm watching.
[18:01] Princess
    Wait up!
[18:09] Maomao-Chan
    Careful, careful...
[18:12] Maomao-Chan
    So fast!
[18:14] Princess
    Ah, so cute.
[18:17] Princess
    Everything's cute about her.
[18:19] Princess
    She really is so cute.
[18:23] Ex
    She's gonna talk, isn't she?
[18:26] Ex
    And join in on the fun.
[18:28] Princess
    Don't worry, Ex.
[18:30] Princess
    That won't happen.
[18:33] Princess
    Maomao-chan may be cute, but that
    doesn't mean I want to join in.
[18:38] Princess
    I've never liked parks very much.
[18:41] Ex
    What do you mean?
[18:43] Princess
    I was...
[18:45] Princess
    forbidden from playing in
    parks when I was younger.
[18:50] Princess
    Parks are not a place
    for royalty to play.
[18:53] Princess
    That's the lesson I had
    deeply ingrained in me.
[18:56] Princess
    Which is why...
[18:58] Princess
    I don't feel the desire to play here at all!
[19:01] Ex
    Magnificent, Your Highness!
[19:03] Ex
    Princess and Commander of
    the Imperial Third Legion!
[19:06] Ex
    You've fully taken those childhood
    royal lessons to heart!
[19:13] Princess
    Of course.
[19:14] Princess
    I've had to lead a distinguished
    life since birth.
[19:16] Princess
    Even as a child... I-I understood this...
[19:21] Ex
    Your Highness?
[19:24] Princess
    Truth is, I wanted to play
    with everyone else...
[19:27] Ex
    You gave in awfully fast!
[19:29] Princess
    I wanted to play...
[19:30] Princess
    And go on the seesaw...
SIGN    Giggle giggle
[19:32] Princess
    And climb up the jungle gym...
SIGN    Smirk smirk
[19:35] Princess
    And make castles in the sandbox...
SIGN    Yeah!
[19:38] Ex
    Calm down, Your Highness.
[19:40] Ex
    Don't let your own memories
    be your downfall.
[19:44] Maomao-Chan
    Missy!
[19:47] Princess
    Maomao-chan!
[19:50] Maomao-Chan
    Let's play together!
[19:54] Princess
    Sure!
[19:54] Ex
    Your Highness?!
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[19:59] Maomao-Chan
    C'mon, missy!
[20:01] Princess
    Not so fast!
[20:02] Maomao-Chan
    Hurry up!
[21:04] Princess
    Man, that was fun!
[21:06] Maomao-Chan
    Yep!
[21:07] Krall
    I played my heart out!
[21:09] Youki
    We should hang out again!
[21:10] Inki
    Yeah.
[21:13] Princess
    What was the most fun part, Maomao-chan?
[21:16] Maomao-Chan
    Huh?
[21:18] Maomao-Chan
    Why do I need to pick?
[21:21] Princess
    So everything was fun, then?
[21:24] Maomao-Chan
    Yeah!
[21:26] Maomao-Chan
    Everything was fun!
[21:29] Princess
    Same for me!
[21:40] Kanadge
    Your Majesty.
[21:42] Kanadge
    The Royal Empire's security password
    we obtained from the princess.
[21:45] Kanadge
    The Chief Officer of Combat
    was asking for it.
[21:48] Kanadge
    Would you be so kind as to lend me
    the note with the password on it?
[21:53] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[21:55] Hell-Lord
    That note, you say?
[21:57] Hell-Lord
    The video filled with scenes
    of Maomao-chan playing.
[22:02] Hell-Lord
    I was so engrossed in watching that...
[22:06] Hell-Lord
    I completely lost track
    of where I left the note!