# E4 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Narration**
*The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...*
**[00:08] Narration**
*In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion*
**[00:17] Narration**
*falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.*
**[00:20] Narration**
*The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...*
**[00:26] Narration**
*...mercilessly subjects her
to torture day after day.*
**[00:43] Torture**
Torture Tortura, at your service.
**[00:50] Hell-Lord**
The location of the
empire's ultimate weapon.
**[00:52] Hell-Lord**
The days when security is lax.
**[00:54] Hell-Lord**
Their secret military code.
**[00:57] Hell-Lord**
All utterly worthless.
**[01:00] Hell-Lord**
You haven't managed to get any useful
information out of the princess.
**[01:06] Hell-Lord**
Could it be that you've lost your touch?
**[01:11] Torture**
No, I dare say not.
**[01:14] Hell-Lord**
I could strip you of your title
of grand inquisitor right here.
**[01:21] Hell-Lord**
But I'll offer you a chance.
**[01:24] Hell-Lord**
Have a stab at torturing me.
**[01:29] Kanadge**
Y-Your Majesty!
**[01:31] Kanadge**
I can't allow that!
**[01:35] Hell-Lord**
We will begin in one hour.
**[01:37] Hell-Lord**
I'll see if you have what it takes.
**[01:39] Hell-Lord**
And I think it should be
clear what will happen...
**[01:44] Hell-Lord**
if you disappoint me.
**[01:48] Torture**
Yes.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[03:23] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Your Majesty.
**[03:28] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[03:30] Kanadge**
*Torturing His Majesty?*
**[03:32] Kanadge**
*How foolhardy!*
**[03:34] Kanadge**
*His Majesty stands above all of demonkind.*
**[03:37] Kanadge**
*His mental resilience is far above average!*
**[03:40] Kanadge**
*What exactly does she have planned?*
**[03:47] Torture**
I shall be using this for
today's torture session.
**[03:52] Torture**
'Tis beer.
**[03:54] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[03:55] Hell-Lord**
You should cater your torture
method to your victim.
**[03:59] Kanadge**
*It's not working on him!*
**[04:01] Hell-Lord**
I enjoy a drink every night with the queen in
the privacy of my home, and you offer me beer?
**[04:08] Hell-Lord**
Not a bad choice!
**[04:09] Kanadge**
*It's not?!*
**[04:11] Hell-Lord**
However, you stand before the Hell-Lord.
**[04:15] Hell-Lord**
I've sampled the finest alcoholic
beverages across the lands.
**[04:18] Hell-Lord**
Do you think you can defeat me
with that low-brow canned beer?
**[04:27] Kanadge**
*It's totally working!*
**[04:29] Torture**
'Tis but canned beer.
**[04:30] Torture**
Yet 'tis mighty indeed.
**[04:33] Torture**
Your Majesty, do you know the
tastiest way to pour a can of beer?
**[04:37] Torture**
The tastiest way?
**[04:40] Torture**
First, when pouring it into the glass...
**[04:43] Torture**
As you begin, immediately raise
the can as high as you can.
**[04:49] Hell-Lord**
If you do that, you'll get nothing but foam!
**[04:53] Torture**
That is fine.
**[04:55] Torture**
That is what we want.
**[04:59] Torture**
Once it reaches the very top,
we wait for the head to settle.
**[05:03] Torture**
A vigorous pour results in fine bubbles
that become compacted even further.
**[05:11] Torture**
Once the head is stable, slowly pour
in beer from the rim of the glass.
**[05:17] Torture**
Finally, once you've poured enough that
the foam covers the top of the glass...
**[05:24] Torture**
'Tis complete.
**[05:27] Hell-Lord**
Wha—?!
**[05:28] Hell-Lord**
J-Just look at this fluffy foam...
**[05:33] Hell-Lord**
No, *fluffoam*!
**[05:36] Kanadge**
*He gave it a name!*
**[05:38] Hell-Lord**
A far cry from the flaccid head
you get from pouring mindlessly!
**[05:41] Hell-Lord**
It stands out like a
dollop of whipped cream!
**[05:44] Hell-Lord**
Fluffoam! Fluffoam!
**[05:47] Kanadge**
*Is he pleased with himself for that?*
**[05:57] Kanadge**
Your Majesty!
**[05:59] Hell-Lord**
*It can't be!*
**[06:00] Hell-Lord**
*To think that I...*
**[06:03] Hell-Lord**
*would tremble with temptation!*
**[06:06] Kanadge**
Please endure it, Your Majesty!
**[06:09] Kanadge**
Even when you faced the Hero, strongest
soldier in the Imperial Army, in a duel,
**[06:15] Kanadge**
you shrugged off all of
his attacks, held firm,
**[06:19] Kanadge**
and came out standing strong!
**[06:21] Kanadge**
You are the pinnacle of all demonkind!
**[06:23] Kanadge**
The strongest monster of all!
**[06:25] Kanadge**
The Hell-Lord himself!
***SIGN*** The Hell-Lord himself
**[06:30] Kanadge**
Your Majesty!
**[06:32] Kanadge**
Y-Your Majesty?
**[06:34] Hell-Lord**
Heh.
**[06:36] Hell-Lord**
That's right.
**[06:38] Hell-Lord**
I am the Hell-Lord.
**[06:40] Hell-Lord**
This torture is nothing to me!
**[06:47] Torture**
Incidentally, this beer
with the fluffy foam...
**[06:50] Torture**
or rather, this fluffoam beer...
**[06:53] Torture**
The longer you wait, the
more foam will dissipate.
**[06:57] Torture**
'Tis best to enjoy it
immediately after pouring.
**[07:00] Hell-Lord**
My weakness is light magic!
**[07:04] Kanadge**
He gave it away!
***SIGN*** The Hell-Lord
confessed
**[07:10] Torture**
Enjoy.
**[07:11] Hell-Lord**
Yes.
**[07:18] Hell-Lord**
*It's so light, with a creamy mouthfeel
that's downright criminal.*
**[07:23] Hell-Lord**
*And the golden nectar of life
blanketed in fluffoam...*
**[07:27] Hell-Lord**
*rushes through my body!*
**[07:32] Hell-Lord**
*So divine, it's like my throat is in heaven!*
**[07:36] Hell-Lord**
*Foam fizzing like herald angels singing!*
**[07:41] Hell-Lord**
*I'm filled with joy!*
**[07:48] Hell-Lord**
This is no mere canned beer!
**[07:53] Hell-Lord**
It's light magic!
**[07:55] Kanadge**
His Majesty is being purified!
**[07:59] Narration**
*Don't drink until you come of age.*
***SIGN*** Grand
Inquisitor's
Chamber
**[08:06] Torture**
His Majesty granted me permission
to continue the torture.
**[08:11] Torture**
But I must admit that as it stands, the
intelligence we can gain is limited in scope.
**[08:17] Torture**
I suppose I could try something different.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[08:23] Torture**
*Fluffoam...*
**[08:34] Torture**
Princess.
**[08:36] Torture**
'Tis time for torture.
**[08:38] Torture**
We'll be trying something
a little different today.
**[08:43] Ex**
It doesn't matter what
torture you throw at us.
**[08:46] Ex**
I'm sure Her Highness will spill the beans.
**[08:48] Princess**
What?!
**[08:49] Princess**
*Did Ex's faith in me plummet
thanks to my constant slip-ups?!*
**[08:54] Princess**
Just you wait, Ex!
**[08:55] Princess**
Today's the day I finally resist!
**[08:57] Ex**
Hmph.
**[08:57] Princess**
What?!
**[08:59] Torture**
I shan't be torturing you today, Princess.
**[09:02] Princess**
What?
**[09:03] Torture**
Please come in.
**[09:06] Torture**
Weaponsmith Gilga-chan.
***SIGN*** Weaponsmith, Pain-Private
Gilga
**[09:08] Gilga**
Hey there.
**[09:10] Ex**
A weaponsmith?
**[09:13] Gilga**
Aw, man.
**[09:15] Ex**
Hey! Stop that! Not there!
**[09:15] Gilga**
Being stuck here has left
you in awful condition.
**[09:18] Ex**
Cut it out!
**[09:19] Torture**
Yes.
**[09:19] Ex**
Don't touch me! Hey! Stop!
**[09:20] Torture**
Sacred Blade Ex, today we'll be...
**[09:22] Ex**
Hands off! Hey! I said stop!
**[09:24] Torture**
torturing you instead.
**[09:28] Ex**
Don't underestimate me.
**[09:30] Ex**
I am Ex, the sacred blade.
**[09:33] Ex**
In my long service to the royal family,
alongside generations of noble knights,
**[09:36] Ex**
I've braved a countless number of battles.
**[09:40] Ex**
I would never submit to
any means of torture!
**[09:44] Gilga**
Alrighty.
**[09:45] Ex**
Hey! Unhand me!
**[09:46] Gilga**
Let's start by taking off this surface rust.
**[09:47] Ex**
I'm a sacred blade, you know!
**[09:59] Princess**
Ex?
**[10:01] Ex**
You've got it wrong, Your Highness!
**[10:02] Ex**
That was a battle cry!
**[10:04] Ex**
I was letting out a manly battle cry!
**[10:06] Ex**
It wasn't because of any
pleasure I felt at all!
**[10:07] Ex**
I simply let out a battle cry!
**[10:08] Ex**
All sacred blades would do the same!
**[10:10] Ex**
I'm definitely not the only
one who'd cry out...
**[10:10] Princess**
Slow down.
**[10:14] Gilga**
Next, I'll use this rotary grindstone...
**[10:17] Gilga**
and sharpen you real nice and gentle.
**[10:28] Ex**
*What a refreshing shave.*
**[10:30] Ex**
*And the perfect level of sharpening!*
**[10:34] Ex**
*I can feel it.*
**[10:36] Ex**
*I don't need to test out my blade to tell.*
**[10:40] Ex**
*While retaining the bashing force a
sword needs to smash through armor...*
**[10:46] Ex**
*it boasts the sharp edge of a
katana to cut through flesh!*
**[10:51] Ex**
*I am a sacred blade!*
**[10:52] Ex**
*The sacred blade Ex!*
**[10:57] Princess**
Ex!
**[10:58] Princess**
Ex, snap out of it!
**[11:01] Princess**
Ex!
**[11:04] Ex**
It's okay, Your Highness.
**[11:07] Ex**
I admit that felt good.
**[11:08] Ex**
However, I feel no obligation
to share my secrets!
**[11:12] Ex**
I will endure this torture!
**[11:14] Princess**
Great!
**[11:16] Princess**
I'm impressed, Ex!
**[11:17] Princess**
I would have spilled the
beans three times by now!
**[11:19] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[11:21] Gilga**
Well, that's a shame, but it
looks like I'm done here.
**[11:25] Ex**
Y-You've still only done a
coarse pass over my surface!
**[11:28] Gilga**
I know.
**[11:29] Gilga**
I'd love to give you the
full treatment as well.
**[11:33] Gilga**
But this is supposed to be torture.
**[11:37] Gilga**
Well, if you were to reveal a secret...
**[11:41] Gilga**
I wouldn't mind giving you a nice finish.
**[11:44] Princess**
Ex...
**[11:45] Ex**
Rest assured, Your Highness.
**[11:48] Ex**
I am the sacred blade Ex.
**[11:50] Ex**
Your trusty sword.
**[11:52] Ex**
I wouldn't dare act out of
my own personal interest.
**[11:56] Princess**
Ex!
**[11:57] Ex**
Getting polished up with
a nice, sharp edge...
**[12:01] Ex**
That would benefit Your Highness as well!
**[12:03] Princess**
Ex!
**[12:07] Gilga**
Okay, let's finish you up!
***SIGN*** Ex confessed
**[12:17] Torture**
I see.
**[12:19] Torture**
So the Demon Sword Murasa and
Fire Sword Amon are lovers.
**[12:23] Ex**
Magnificent! I feel superb!
**[12:25] Princess**
Glare...
**[12:35] Ex**
U-Um...
**[12:37] Ex**
Your Highness, well...
**[12:40] Ex**
I'm sorry.
**[12:45] Princess**
Sorry for letting you down as well.
**[12:47] Ex**
N-No, I never...
**[12:50] Princess**
I'll try harder than ever
before to endure the torture!
**[12:57] Ex**
Yes!
**[12:58] Ex**
I'll be rooting for you!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[13:06] Krall**
Princess, time for some torture!
***SIGN*** Beastmaster
Krall
**[13:10] Princess**
Krall-chan!
**[13:12] Princess**
Where's Hngy-Baby?
**[13:14] Krall**
He's keeping watch back home!
**[13:16] Princess**
Aw, I was hoping to see him again!
**[13:18] Krall**
For real?
**[13:19] Princess**
I mean, Hngy-Baby's adorable!
**[13:21] Krall**
I know, right?
**[13:22] Krall**
Hngy-Baby's totes adorbs!
**[13:25] Krall**
You should come hang out at my place!
**[13:27] Krall**
You can meet all the others, too!
**[13:29] Princess**
What, really?
**[13:31] Princess**
I'm totally down!
**[13:33] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[13:33] Torture**
Krall?
**[13:34] Krall**
That's right, Princess.
No more goofing around!
**[13:38] Krall**
Unlike last time, today's torture
is totally the real deal!
**[13:41] Krall**
Prepare yourself!
**[13:43] Krall**
Come on in!
**[13:49] Ex**
That's...
**[13:53] Krall**
That's a good boy, Mad Wolf.
***SIGN*** Krall Regiment Combat Soldier
***SIGN*** Mad Wolf
**[13:59] Ex**
A mad wolf!
**[14:01] Ex**
Be careful, Your Highness!
**[14:03] Ex**
Wolves are known as the strongest of all monster
families when it comes to pure fighting power!
**[14:09] Princess**
Have you forgotten, Ex?
**[14:11] Princess**
I've defeated wolves in the past.
**[14:14] Princess**
It wasn't an easy fight, but
they're not unbeatable.
**[14:19] Ex**
However, mad wolves are a different
beast altogether, even among wolves.
**[14:24] Ex**
They're twice as strong as the gran
wolves you struggled to defeat.
**[14:27] Princess**
What?
**[14:28] Princess**
That's strong as hell!
**[14:30] Krall**
All right, Princess.
**[14:32] Krall**
Let's start the torture!
**[14:35] Ex**
What enormous, thick legs!
**[14:37] Ex**
If that thing lands a hit on you...
**[14:44] Krall**
Mad Wolf's allure lies in his
big, cute paw pads for sure!
**[14:49] Krall**
Not to mention...
**[14:54] Krall**
Ah, it smells so nice!
**[14:57] Krall**
The unique scent of their paw pads!
**[15:02] Krall**
You can't beat it, baby!
**[15:05] Princess**
*That's so specific that
I'm not jealous at all.*
**[15:07] Krall**
Okay, Princess!
**[15:09] Krall**
If you're dying of envy, then
let's hear that secret!
**[15:12] Princess**
No, I'm not jealous.
**[15:16] Krall**
What?
**[15:17] Krall**
M-Mad wolf paw pads have a stronger
scent than doggies or kitties do...
**[15:21] Princess**
I've never sniffed an animal's
paw pads to begin with.
**[15:25] Krall**
No way!
**[15:26] Krall**
That's like missing out
on half of life itself!
**[15:28] Ex**
Paw pads make up half of our lives now?
**[15:30] Krall**
Here, give it a whiff.
**[15:32] Princess**
What?
**[15:36] Princess**
Smells like animal funk.
**[15:37] Krall**
It's a nice smell!
**[15:39] Krall**
C'mon, try sniffing it again!
**[15:41] Princess**
Ugh, no thanks.
**[15:42] Krall**
Please!
**[15:43] Krall**
I'll let you in on my secret!
**[15:45] Ex**
How the tables have turned.
**[15:47] Princess**
What secret?
**[15:48] Krall**
The grand inquisitor has her newborn
niece as her phone wallpaper!
**[15:52] Torture**
Hey, Krall!
**[15:54] Torture**
How do you know that?!
**[15:55] Krall**
Look, I shared my secret!
**[15:57] Princess**
What?
**[15:59] Princess**
Fine, I'll give it another whiff.
**[16:04] Krall**
W-Well?
**[16:07] Princess**
Ah!
**[16:08] Princess**
Underneath the animal funk, it
smells a bit like popcorn...
**[16:12] Krall**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[16:16] Princess**
The pad itself feels so nice and squishy...
**[16:20] Princess**
*Huh?*
**[16:21] Princess**
*Ah, wait...*
**[16:24] Princess**
*I could get hooked on this!*
**[16:29] Krall**
Welcome.
**[16:31] Krall**
To the world of paw pads!
***SIGN*** The princess had her eyes
opened to a new world
**[16:39] Princess**
Thanks, Krall-cchi.
**[16:41] Princess**
For opening my eyes to a brand new world!
**[16:44] Krall**
Nah, I'm just glad you get the paw hype now!
**[16:50] Krall**
Oh, I know!
**[16:52] Krall**
Let's have a paw party back at my place!
**[16:55] Princess**
I'm down!
**[16:56] Princess**
Let's invite everyone else!
**[16:58] Krall**
How about it, Grand Inquisitor?
**[17:01] Torture**
I swear, you two...
**[17:05] Torture**
Will there be bunnies?
**[17:07] Krall**
You betcha, baby!
**[17:09] Torture**
*Ah, so cute...*
**[17:15] Princess**
Hngy-Baby!
**[17:17] Inki**
So warm and relaxing...
**[17:19] Youki**
How's it going?
**[17:21] Parrot**
How's it going?
**[17:22] Youki**
Whoa, you're a clever one!
**[17:28] Ex**
What about the torture?
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for
"Torture," Princess
***SIGN*** Hellgrove Park
**[17:37] Demon Boy**
Hurry up!
**[17:38] Demon Girl**
I can't wait!
**[17:47] Maomao-Chan**
It's time for torture, Princess!
***SIGN*** Hell-Lord's Daughter
Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
Maomao-chan
**[17:50] Maomao-Chan**
I really like playing at the park!
**[17:53] Maomao-Chan**
So seeing me play should make you jealous!
**[17:57] Maomao-Chan**
Just watch me!
**[17:58] Princess**
Yeah, I'm watching.
**[18:01] Princess**
Wait up!
**[18:09] Maomao-Chan**
Careful, careful...
**[18:12] Maomao-Chan**
So fast!
**[18:14] Princess**
Ah, so cute.
**[18:17] Princess**
Everything's cute about her.
**[18:19] Princess**
She really is so cute.
**[18:23] Ex**
She's gonna talk, isn't she?
**[18:26] Ex**
And join in on the fun.
**[18:28] Princess**
Don't worry, Ex.
**[18:30] Princess**
That won't happen.
**[18:33] Princess**
Maomao-chan may be cute, but that
doesn't mean I want to join in.
**[18:38] Princess**
I've never liked parks very much.
**[18:41] Ex**
What do you mean?
**[18:43] Princess**
I was...
**[18:45] Princess**
forbidden from playing in
parks when I was younger.
**[18:50] Princess**
Parks are not a place
for royalty to play.
**[18:53] Princess**
That's the lesson I had
deeply ingrained in me.
**[18:56] Princess**
Which is why...
**[18:58] Princess**
I don't feel the desire to play here at all!
**[19:01] Ex**
Magnificent, Your Highness!
**[19:03] Ex**
Princess and Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion!
**[19:06] Ex**
You've fully taken those childhood
royal lessons to heart!
**[19:13] Princess**
Of course.
**[19:14] Princess**
I've had to lead a distinguished
life since birth.
**[19:16] Princess**
Even as a child... I-I understood this...
**[19:21] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[19:24] Princess**
Truth is, I wanted to play
with everyone else...
**[19:27] Ex**
You gave in awfully fast!
**[19:29] Princess**
I wanted to play...
**[19:30] Princess**
And go on the seesaw...
***SIGN*** Giggle giggle
**[19:32] Princess**
And climb up the jungle gym...
***SIGN*** Smirk smirk
**[19:35] Princess**
And make castles in the sandbox...
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[19:38] Ex**
Calm down, Your Highness.
**[19:40] Ex**
Don't let your own memories
be your downfall.
**[19:44] Maomao-Chan**
Missy!
**[19:47] Princess**
Maomao-chan!
**[19:50] Maomao-Chan**
Let's play together!
**[19:54] Princess**
Sure!
**[19:54] Ex**
Your Highness?!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[19:59] Maomao-Chan**
C'mon, missy!
**[20:01] Princess**
Not so fast!
**[20:02] Maomao-Chan**
Hurry up!
**[21:04] Princess**
Man, that was fun!
**[21:06] Maomao-Chan**
Yep!
**[21:07] Krall**
I played my heart out!
**[21:09] Youki**
We should hang out again!
**[21:10] Inki**
Yeah.
**[21:13] Princess**
What was the most fun part, Maomao-chan?
**[21:16] Maomao-Chan**
Huh?
**[21:18] Maomao-Chan**
Why do I need to pick?
**[21:21] Princess**
So everything was fun, then?
**[21:24] Maomao-Chan**
Yeah!
**[21:26] Maomao-Chan**
Everything was fun!
**[21:29] Princess**
Same for me!
**[21:40] Kanadge**
Your Majesty.
**[21:42] Kanadge**
The Royal Empire's security password
we obtained from the princess.
**[21:45] Kanadge**
The Chief Officer of Combat
was asking for it.
**[21:48] Kanadge**
Would you be so kind as to lend me
the note with the password on it?
**[21:53] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[21:55] Hell-Lord**
That note, you say?
**[21:57] Hell-Lord**
The video filled with scenes
of Maomao-chan playing.
**[22:02] Hell-Lord**
I was so engrossed in watching that...
**[22:06] Hell-Lord**
I completely lost track
of where I left the note!