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[00:23] Soldier 1
    Your Highness!
[00:25] Soldier 1
    It'll be half a day until we reach the
    location where the monster was sighted.
[00:28] Princess
    Yes, I understand.
[00:30] Princess
    We've still got some way to
    go, but remain vigilant—
[00:40] Soldier 3
    It's here!
[00:46] Soldier 1
    That can't be!
[00:47] Soldier 1
    The monster came this way to attack us?!
[00:50] Soldier 1
    We're not prepared to go into combat!
[00:52] Princess
    Looks like we're in luck.
[00:54] Soldier 1
    What?!
[00:57] Princess
    We've been saved a half-day's
    worth of walking.
[01:01] Soldier 2
    It's no use!
[01:02] Soldier 2
    This thing's stronger than they said!
[01:03] Soldier 3
    W-We can't even get close!
[01:23] Princess
    Ex Seque Duel!
[01:38] Soldier 3
    A-A single blow!
[01:45] Soldier 3
    Your Highness!
[01:47] Soldier 1
    Well done, Your Highness!
[01:48] Soldier 2
    What fine swordsmanship!
[01:49] Soldier 3
    Our princess, and Commander
    of the Third Legion!
[01:51] Group
    Princess! Princess! Princess!
[01:57] Soldier 3
    A shout of victory!
[02:00] Group
    Princess! Princess! Princess!
[02:39] Ex
    Many moons have passed since the Imperial
    Army went to war with the Hellhorde.
[02:44] Ex
    I fell into the hands of the Hellhorde, and
    find myself imprisoned with Her Highness.
SIGN    Sentient Sacred Blade
    Ex
[02:51] Ex
    Her Highness has seen her fair share of war,
[02:54] Ex
    proving herself on the battlefield
    time and time again.
[02:56] Ex
    These indignities are hardly enough...
[03:00] Ex
    to break her will!
[03:51] Torture
    Princess.
[03:52] Torture
    Is there no way to get you to reveal
    the Royal Empire's secrets?
[03:58] Ex
    Save your breath.
[03:59] Ex
    Her Highness is not only a princess, but
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[04:04] Ex
    She would not so easily
    divulge imperial secrets.
[04:09] Torture
    Is that so?
[04:11] Torture
    In that case, though it pains me greatly...
[04:15] Torture
    Starting today, we will be subjecting
    you to full-blown torture.
SIGN    Hellhorde Grand Inquisitor
    
    
    
    Torture Tortura
[04:21] Ex
    Torture?!
[04:26] Ex
    Wait!
[04:27] Ex
    War prisoner conventions
    prohibit the use of torture!
[04:30] Torture
    Those are human laws, are they not?
[04:32] Princess
    Ex.
[04:34] Princess
    Don't worry about me.
[04:36] Ex
    Your Highness!
[04:37] Princess
    Sear me with flames and burn my
    body, but I will keep my silence.
[04:44] Ex
    Your Highness.
[04:52] Torture
    In that case...
[04:54] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[05:19] Ex
    What?
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[06:57] Ex
    What in the world?
[07:00] Torture
    'Tis toast.
[07:01] Ex
    Toast?!
[07:03] Ex
    And what exactly do you 
    plan to do with that?!
[07:06] Ex
    Don't tell me you plan on
    enticing her with food!
[07:08] Ex
    She's not a child, you know!
[07:09] Princess
    Looks yummy...
[07:12] Ex
    Your Highness?
[07:13] Princess
    D-Don't get me wrong, Ex!
[07:15] Princess
    I'm not feeling tempted at all!
[07:16] Princess
    I simply gave my honest impression
    of how good it looks!
[07:18] Princess
    All human beings would feel the same way!
[07:20] Princess
    So I definitely didn't give
     in to temptation here...
[07:21] Ex
    Slow down!
[07:24] Princess
    I would never give in to
    the likes of mere toast!
[07:38] Princess
    Ah, I can see it...
[07:40] Princess
    I can just see it!
[07:42] Princess
    A carpet of gold!
[07:45] Princess
    The heads of wheat, heavy with grain...
[07:48] Princess
    just waiting to be harvested!
[07:53] Princess
    The yeast and unsalted butter 
    performing in perfect harmony!
[08:00] Princess
    And most of all, that snow-white angel, 
    the flour, with its fragrant aroma!
[08:09] Ex
    Your Highness?
[08:11] Princess
    You've got it wrong, Ex!
[08:12] Princess
    This is, um, you know!
[08:13] Princess
    Ah yes! That's it!
[08:14] Princess
    What I mean is not what you're thinking!
[08:16] Princess
    It's something else entirely!
[08:17] Princess
    See, don't you get it now?!
[08:18] Princess
    That's what I'm talking about!
[08:18] Ex
    Please wipe the drool off your face.
[08:20] Torture
    Shh.
[08:34] Princess
    I-I can hear it!
[08:36] Princess
    It sounds...
[08:37] Princess
    It sounds so tasty!
[08:39] Princess
    The crunchy, flame-seared surface.
[08:42] Princess
    A little burnt, which only makes it better!
[08:44] Princess
    As it's torn open, it refuses to stay 
    silent and emits those dulcet tones!
[08:54] Princess
    And its chewy, moist interior!
[08:59] Princess
    Thank you!
[09:00] Princess
    Thank you, tasty sounds!
[09:05] Princess
    A hearty meal for the ears!
[09:09] Ex
    Your Highness?
[09:13] Ex
    Your Highness!
[09:15] Princess
    Curses...
[09:16] Princess
    I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[09:23] Princess
    I-I will never give in...
[09:27] Princess
    to your pathetic torture!
[09:29] Torture
    The torture isn't over yet.
[09:34] Torture
    'Tis a bowl of beef stew
    that has been eaten.
[09:36] Princess
    You wouldn't dare!
[09:38] Princess
    You fiend!
[09:45] Princess
    That has to taste amazing!
[10:27] Princess
    I'll talk...
[10:32] Torture
    I see.
[10:34] Torture
    So that's the weak point
    of the Imperial Army.
[10:37] Ex
    Your Highness...
[10:39] Torture
    It appears to be reliable information.
[10:42] Princess
    I did it.
[10:43] Princess
    I spilled the beans.
[10:45] Princess
    So let me have some toast.
[10:48] Princess
    Just one slice.
[10:50] Princess
    One slice is all I ask for!
[10:52] Torture
    One slice?
[10:54] Torture
    What are you saying?
[10:56] Torture
    You've already divulged your secrets.
[10:59] Torture
    In other words, we're done with you.
[11:03] Torture
    You won't get just one slice...
[11:06] Torture
    We'll throw a toast party!
[11:08] Princess
    Yay!
[11:11] Ex
    What..?
[11:15] Princess
    So yummy!
[11:18] Princess
    Untz, untz, untz!
[11:22] Ex
    Untz, untz, untz...
[11:22] Princess
    Untz, untz, untz!
SIGN    Grand 
    Inquisitor's
     Chamber
[11:27] Torture
    What was that?
[11:29] Torture
    Our army is too feeble to win
    with a meager secret like that?
[11:33] Kanadge
    Yes.
[11:35] Torture
    Understood.
[11:36] Torture
    We will delay the princess's release
[11:39] Torture
    until I obtain information
    that our army can use.
[11:45] Torture
    Don't take it personally, Princess.
[11:50] Torture
    I'm doing this all for
    the sake of His Majesty.
[11:54] Torture
    Starting today, the princess will
    be tortured on a daily basis.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[12:11] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[12:18] Ex
    Grand Inquisitor Torture Tortura.
[12:23] Ex
    Her Highness may have been bested
    yesterday due to her hunger,
[12:27] Ex
    but thanks to your bread torture from 
    yesterday, she's all bready today!
[12:31] Princess
    As in, full of bread!
[12:33] Ex
    Today's the day that Her Highness,
[12:35] Ex
    Princess and Commander of
    the Imperial Third Legion,
[12:38] Ex
    stands up to your torture!
[12:40] Ex
    Yes, no matter what you
    may subject her to...
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Sauce
SIGN    Cheese
SIGN    Extra-Spicy 
    Sauce
[12:52] Ex
    Takoyaki?
[12:55] Ex
    Don't kid me with that takoyaki!
[12:57] Ex
    Like I said, Her Highness 
    is all bready for you!
[13:01] Ex
    Besides, Her Highness was
    raised on the finest meals,
[13:04] Ex
    so she'd never be done in
    by such low-brow food!
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Sauce
SIGN    Cheese
SIGN    Extra-Spicy 
    Sauce
[13:08] Ex
    Your Highness?
[13:10] Princess
    Th-That's right!
[13:12] Princess
    You can't sway me with something
    I've never eaten, like takoyaki!
[13:19] Princess
    I know what it is, at least.
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Crêpes
SIGN    Yakisoba
[13:22] Princess
    I'd always gaze out of the palace
    windows alone at the festivals.
[13:28] Princess
    The citizens bought them from stalls...
[13:31] Princess
    to eat with family! Lovers! Friends!
[13:35] Princess
    With smiles on their faces!
[13:41] Princess
    H-Honestly, I was so jealous of them...
[13:45] Ex
    She's crying!
[13:47] Torture
    Princess.
[13:50] Torture
    Would you like to try one?
[13:52] Ex
    You mustn't, Your Highness!
[13:55] Ex
    If you stuff your face with
    freshly-made takoyaki...
[14:00] Ex
    Your Highness!
[14:05] Ex
    But she looks happy!
[14:07] Batter
    Yum!
[14:08] Batter
    Yum!
[14:09] Batter
    Yum!
[14:10] Batter
    Yum!
[14:23] Princess
    Crispy on the outside!
[14:23] Batter
    Yum!
[14:25] Princess
    Gooey on the inside!
[14:27] Princess
    Plump octopus right in the middle...
[14:34] Princess
    Mingling!
[14:35] Princess
    The octopus and batter mingling 
    as they dance in your mouth!
[14:40] Princess
    The way it asserts itself as 
    it passes down your throat!
[14:43] Princess
    Its faint warmth even as 
    it reaches your stomach!
[14:46] Princess
    A carnival of joy in every bodily organ!
[14:52] Princess
    So this is...
[14:54] Princess
    T-A-K-O-yaki!
SIGN    Truly
SIGN    Ambrosial
SIGN    Kaleidoscope of
SIGN    Octopus
SIGN    The princess 
    confessed
[15:03] Torture
    I see.
[15:05] Torture
    So that's where the Imperial
    Army hid its ultimate weapon.
[15:10] Princess
    Take a look, Ex!
[15:12] Princess
    I grilled this one myself!
[15:14] Princess
    There's cheese inside!
[15:16] Princess
    Crispy and gooey! Plump and gooey!
[15:16] Ex
    Crispy and gooey... Plump and gooey...
SIGN    Grand 
    Inquisitor's
     Chamber
[15:20] Torture
    Excuse me?
[15:22] Torture
    His Majesty said what?
[15:25] Kanadge
    That's right.
SIGN    Attendant to the Hell-Lord
SIGN    Kanadge
[15:29] Kanadge
    He said, "I'm too scared to
    use a weapon that powerful."
[15:38] Torture
    I see.
[15:40] Torture
    I suppose that's that if he's scared.
[15:42] Torture
    I shall have to come up
    with a different torture.
[15:46] Torture
    'Tis quite late already.
[15:48] Torture
    I must retire for the night soon.
[15:51] Torture
    That's it!
SIGN    The Next Day, 
    Midnight
[15:58] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[16:01] Ex
    Torture this late at night?
[16:03] Ex
    Does the Hellhorde know no manners?
[16:05] Torture
    I do apologize.
[16:07] Torture
    However, I chose this time for a reason.
[16:11] Princess
    I've got it, Ex.
[16:13] Princess
    She must plan on using sleep
    deprivation to torture me.
[16:16] Ex
    I see!
[16:17] Ex
    It's true that sleep deprivation would
    be excruciating for the average person.
[16:21] Ex
    However, Your Highness is Princess and
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[16:26] Ex
    You've faced fierce battlefields
    with no room to rest,
[16:29] Ex
    fighting for nights on end without sleep.
[16:32] Princess
    Yeah.
[16:33] Princess
    I also pulled four all-nighters in
    a row once playing video games.
[16:35] Ex
    You can leave that part out!
[16:37] Princess
    Anyway, I'm used to going without sleep!
[16:40] Princess
    I can handle however
    many hours you throw at me!
[16:42] Torture
    Unfortunately, Princess, today's torture
    does not involve depriving you of sleep.
[16:47] Princess
    What?
[16:53] Princess
    This smell! This warmth!
[16:56] Princess
    This devastating power!
[17:00] Princess
    S-Surely you wouldn't!
[17:02] Princess
    Not this late at night!
[17:07] Princess
    Ramen?!
[17:09] Stomach
    Growl...
SIGN    Growl
[17:12] Princess
    My stomach was getting ready to go to sleep,
[17:14] Princess
    but it's bolted awake from the visual 
    stimulation and smell of the ramen!
[17:17] Princess
    My stomach is like an 
    excited little kid now!
SIGN    Stomach
[17:20] Stomach
    Gimme that ramen!
[17:22] Ex
    You mustn't, Your Highness!
[17:24] Ex
    Take a closer look!
[17:25] Ex
    That's not just any ramen!
[17:27] Ex
    That rich and creamy ramen broth!
[17:30] Ex
    Eating that this late at
    night is bad for you!
[17:33] Ex
    You'll upset your stomach!
[17:35] Princess
    Ex, I know all too well...
[17:38] Princess
    How criminal it is to eat ramen
    in the middle of the night.
[17:41] Princess
    How stupid it is.
[17:42] Princess
    The inevitable guilt.
[17:46] Princess
    That's what makes it taste so good!
[17:49] Ex
    Your Highness!
[17:50] Torture
    'Tis time to eat.
[18:03] Princess
    I want some!
[18:05] Ex
    Stay strong, Your Highness!
[18:22] Ex
    Your Highness!
[18:23] Ex
    Your Highness!
[18:25] Ex
    Y-Y-Your Highness!
[18:27] Ex
    Y-Y-Your...
[18:32] Princess
    Kill me now.
[18:34] Ex
    Seriously?
[18:35] Ex
    Your Highness, have a little patience.
[18:38] Ex
    Ramen is a meal enjoyed quickly.
[18:40] Ex
    Which means the torture shouldn't last long.
[18:42] Princess
    Y-You're right, Ex.
[18:45] Princess
    Besides, I've gotten used to
    the ramen's impact.
[18:49] Princess
    I'll tough it out.
[18:51] Princess
    I will never give in!
[18:55] Princess
    What?!
[18:56] Princess
    A small bowl of rice?!
[18:58] Princess
    Y-You fiend!
[18:59] Princess
    Just what are you planning?!
[19:02] Princess
    Topping that piping hot rice with
    chili bean paste and garlic,
[19:05] Princess
    and wrapping it up in the nori
    that's soaked up the ramen broth!
[19:10] Princess
    She ate it!
[19:14] Ex
    Your Highness?
[19:16] Ex
    Y-Y-Your Highness?!
[19:19] Ex
    Your Highness!
[19:20] Princess
    Firm noodles, extra dashi,
    spinach topping...
[19:25] Ex
    She's putting in an order
    while turning white as ash!
SIGN    The princess 
    confessed
[19:35] Princess
    Delish!
[19:40] Torture
    It's almost closing time, so these scrap
    ends of pork chashu are on the house.
[19:45] Princess
    Awesome!
[19:47] Princess
    This is the best part of eating at late-night
     ramen shops right before they close!
[19:52] Ex
    We're in a prison cell.
[19:57] Torture
    Well?
[19:59] Torture
    Was His Majesty pleased with the
    secret I brought him today?
[20:04] Torture
    What?
[20:05] Torture
    Ah...
[20:06] Torture
    Yes, as always.
[20:08] Torture
    Yes.
[20:09] Torture
    I'll do my best tomorrow.
[20:14] Youki
    Grand Inquisitor.
[20:17] Youki
    Why don't you leave tomorrow's
    torture session to us?
[20:22] Torture
    You two!
[20:30] Princess
    Bread... Takoyaki... Ramen...
[20:39] Princess
    Flour is so great!
[20:41] Princess
    The greatest!
[22:19] (Flashback) Soldier 3
    It's here!
[22:22] (Flashback) Soldier 1
    That can't be!
[22:23] (Flashback) Soldier 1
    The monster came this way to attack us?!
[22:25] (Flashback) Soldier 1
    We're not prepared to go into combat!
[22:28] (Flashback) Princess
    Looks like we're in luck.
[22:30] (Flashback) Soldier 1
    What?!
[22:32] (Flashback) Princess
    We've been saved a half-day's
    worth of walking.
[22:35] (Flashback) Princess
    I can go home early and play video games!
[22:41] (Flashback) Princess
    After I save that character, should 
    I tackle the Blazing Dungeon?
[22:45] (Flashback) Princess
    No, there was that subquest 
    that caught my eye.
[22:48] Princess
    Ex Seque Duel!
[22:48] (Flashback) Princess
    I might be able to get 
    a rare item out of it!
[22:50] (Flashback) Princess
    That definitely comes first!
[23:05] (Flashback) Soldier 3
    Your Highness!
[23:08] (Flashback) Princess
    All that sudden movement after drinking 
    water gave me a stitch on my side.
[23:12] (Flashback) Princess
    It hurts like hell.
[23:13] (Flashback) Princess
    So much pain, but everyone's looking at me.
[23:16] (Flashback) Princess
    I can't let them know I have a side stitch.
[23:20] (Flashback) Princess
    It'd affect the soldiers' morale.
[23:22] (Flashback) Princess
    I know.
[23:23] (Flashback) Princess
    I heard that stretching can help the pain.
[23:29] (Flashback) Soldier 3
    A shout of victory!
[23:32] Group
    Princess! Princess! Princess!
[23:34] (Flashback) Princess
    Nope.
[23:36] (Flashback) Princess
    Stretching doesn't stop 
    it from hurting like hell.