# E1 - Untitled
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**[00:23] Soldier 1**
Your Highness!
**[00:25] Soldier 1**
It'll be half a day until we reach the
location where the monster was sighted.
**[00:28] Princess**
Yes, I understand.
**[00:30] Princess**
We've still got some way to
go, but remain vigilant—
**[00:40] Soldier 3**
It's here!
**[00:46] Soldier 1**
That can't be!
**[00:47] Soldier 1**
The monster came this way to attack us?!
**[00:50] Soldier 1**
We're not prepared to go into combat!
**[00:52] Princess**
Looks like we're in luck.
**[00:54] Soldier 1**
What?!
**[00:57] Princess**
We've been saved a half-day's
worth of walking.
**[01:01] Soldier 2**
It's no use!
**[01:02] Soldier 2**
This thing's stronger than they said!
**[01:03] Soldier 3**
W-We can't even get close!
**[01:23] Princess**
Ex Seque Duel!
**[01:38] Soldier 3**
A-A single blow!
**[01:45] Soldier 3**
Your Highness!
**[01:47] Soldier 1**
Well done, Your Highness!
**[01:48] Soldier 2**
What fine swordsmanship!
**[01:49] Soldier 3**
Our princess, and Commander
of the Third Legion!
**[01:51] Group**
Princess! Princess! Princess!
**[01:57] Soldier 3**
A shout of victory!
**[02:00] Group**
Princess! Princess! Princess!
**[02:39] Ex**
* Many moons have passed since the Imperial*
* Army went to war with the Hellhorde.*
**[02:44] Ex**
* I fell into the hands of the Hellhorde, and*
* find myself imprisoned with Her Highness.*
***SIGN*** Sentient Sacred Blade
Ex
**[02:51] Ex**
*Her Highness has seen her fair share of war,*
**[02:54] Ex**
* proving herself on the battlefield*
* time and time again.*
**[02:56] Ex**
*These indignities are hardly enough...*
**[03:00] Ex**
*to break her will!*
**[03:51] Torture**
Princess.
**[03:52] Torture**
Is there no way to get you to reveal
the Royal Empire's secrets?
**[03:58] Ex**
Save your breath.
**[03:59] Ex**
Her Highness is not only a princess, but
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[04:04] Ex**
She would not so easily
divulge imperial secrets.
**[04:09] Torture**
Is that so?
**[04:11] Torture**
In that case, though it pains me greatly...
**[04:15] Torture**
Starting today, we will be subjecting
you to full-blown torture.
***SIGN*** Hellhorde Grand Inquisitor
Torture Tortura
**[04:21] Ex**
Torture?!
**[04:26] Ex**
Wait!
**[04:27] Ex**
War prisoner conventions
prohibit the use of torture!
**[04:30] Torture**
Those are human laws, are they not?
**[04:32] Princess**
Ex.
**[04:34] Princess**
Don't worry about me.
**[04:36] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[04:37] Princess**
Sear me with flames and burn my
body, but I will keep my silence.
**[04:44] Ex**
Your Highness.
**[04:52] Torture**
In that case...
**[04:54] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[05:19] Ex**
What?
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[06:57] Ex**
What in the world?
**[07:00] Torture**
'Tis toast.
**[07:01] Ex**
Toast?!
**[07:03] Ex**
And what exactly do you
plan to do with *that*?!
**[07:06] Ex**
Don't tell me you plan on
enticing her with food!
**[07:08] Ex**
She's not a child, you know!
**[07:09] Princess**
Looks yummy...
**[07:12] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[07:13] Princess**
D-Don't get me wrong, Ex!
**[07:15] Princess**
I'm not feeling tempted at all!
**[07:16] Princess**
I simply gave my honest impression
of how good it looks!
**[07:18] Princess**
All human beings would feel the same way!
**[07:20] Princess**
So I definitely didn't give
in to temptation here...
**[07:21] Ex**
Slow down!
**[07:24] Princess**
I would never give in to
the likes of mere toast!
**[07:38] Princess**
**Ah, I can see it...**
**[07:40] Princess**
**I can just see it!**
**[07:42] Princess**
**A carpet of gold!**
**[07:45] Princess**
**The heads of wheat, heavy with grain...**
**[07:48] Princess**
**just waiting to be harvested!**
**[07:53] Princess**
**The yeast and unsalted butter
performing in perfect harmony!**
**[08:00] Princess**
**And most of all, that snow-white angel,
the flour, with its fragrant aroma!**
**[08:09] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[08:11] Princess**
You've got it wrong, Ex!
**[08:12] Princess**
This is, um, you know!
**[08:13] Princess**
Ah yes! That's it!
**[08:14] Princess**
What I mean is not what you're thinking!
**[08:16] Princess**
It's something else entirely!
**[08:17] Princess**
See, don't you get it now?!
**[08:18] Princess**
That's what I'm talking about!
**[08:18] Ex**
Please wipe the drool off your face.
**[08:20] Torture**
Shh.
**[08:34] Princess**
**I-I can hear it!**
**[08:36] Princess**
**It sounds...**
**[08:37] Princess**
**It sounds so tasty!**
**[08:39] Princess**
**The crunchy, flame-seared surface.**
**[08:42] Princess**
**A little burnt, which only makes it better!**
**[08:44] Princess**
**As it's torn open, it refuses to stay
silent and emits those dulcet tones!**
**[08:54] Princess**
**And its chewy, moist interior!**
**[08:59] Princess**
**Thank you!**
**[09:00] Princess**
**Thank you, tasty sounds!**
**[09:05] Princess**
**A hearty meal for the ears!**
**[09:09] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[09:13] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[09:15] Princess**
Curses...
**[09:16] Princess**
I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[09:23] Princess**
I-I will never give in...
**[09:27] Princess**
to your pathetic torture!
**[09:29] Torture**
The torture isn't over yet.
**[09:34] Torture**
'Tis a bowl of beef stew
that has been eaten.
**[09:36] Princess**
You wouldn't dare!
**[09:38] Princess**
You fiend!
**[09:45] Princess**
That *has* to taste amazing!
**[10:27] Princess**
I'll talk...
**[10:32] Torture**
I see.
**[10:34] Torture**
So that's the weak point
of the Imperial Army.
**[10:37] Ex**
Your Highness...
**[10:39] Torture**
It appears to be reliable information.
**[10:42] Princess**
I did it.
**[10:43] Princess**
I spilled the beans.
**[10:45] Princess**
So let me have some toast.
**[10:48] Princess**
Just one slice.
**[10:50] Princess**
One slice is all I ask for!
**[10:52] Torture**
One slice?
**[10:54] Torture**
What are you saying?
**[10:56] Torture**
You've already divulged your secrets.
**[10:59] Torture**
In other words, we're done with you.
**[11:03] Torture**
You won't get just one slice...
**[11:06] Torture**
We'll throw a toast party!
**[11:08] Princess**
Yay!
**[11:11] Ex**
What..?
**[11:15] Princess**
So yummy!
**[11:18] Princess**
Untz, untz, untz!
**[11:22] Ex**
Untz, untz, untz...
**[11:22] Princess**
Untz, untz, untz!
***SIGN*** Grand
Inquisitor's
Chamber
**[11:27] Torture**
What was that?
**[11:29] Torture**
Our army is too feeble to win
with a meager secret like that?
**[11:33] Kanadge**
Yes.
**[11:35] Torture**
*Understood.*
**[11:36] Torture**
We will delay the princess's release
**[11:39] Torture**
until I obtain information
that our army can use.
**[11:45] Torture**
Don't take it personally, Princess.
**[11:50] Torture**
I'm doing this all for
the sake of His Majesty.
**[11:54] Torture**
Starting today, the princess will
be tortured on a daily basis.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[12:11] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[12:18] Ex**
Grand Inquisitor Torture Tortura.
**[12:23] Ex**
Her Highness may have been bested
yesterday due to her hunger,
**[12:27] Ex**
but thanks to your bread torture from
yesterday, she's all *bread*y today!
**[12:31] Princess**
As in, full of bread!
**[12:33] Ex**
Today's the day that Her Highness,
**[12:35] Ex**
Princess and Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion,
**[12:38] Ex**
stands up to your torture!
**[12:40] Ex**
Yes, no matter what you
may subject her to...
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Sauce
***SIGN*** Cheese
***SIGN*** Extra-Spicy
Sauce
**[12:52] Ex**
Takoyaki?
**[12:55] Ex**
Don't kid me with that takoyaki!
**[12:57] Ex**
Like I said, Her Highness
is all *bread*y for you!
**[13:01] Ex**
Besides, Her Highness was
raised on the finest meals,
**[13:04] Ex**
so she'd never be done in
by such low-brow food!
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Sauce
***SIGN*** Cheese
***SIGN*** Extra-Spicy
Sauce
**[13:08] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[13:10] Princess**
Th-That's right!
**[13:12] Princess**
You can't sway me with something
I've never eaten, like takoyaki!
**[13:19] Princess**
I know what it is, at least.
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Crêpes
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
**[13:22] Princess**
I'd always gaze out of the palace
windows alone at the festivals.
**[13:28] Princess**
The citizens bought them from stalls...
**[13:31] Princess**
to eat with family! Lovers! Friends!
**[13:35] Princess**
With smiles on their faces!
**[13:41] Princess**
H-Honestly, I was so jealous of them...
**[13:45] Ex**
She's crying!
**[13:47] Torture**
Princess.
**[13:50] Torture**
Would you like to try one?
**[13:52] Ex**
You mustn't, Your Highness!
**[13:55] Ex**
If you stuff your face with
freshly-made takoyaki...
**[14:00] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[14:05] Ex**
But she looks happy!
**[14:07] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:08] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:09] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:10] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:23] Princess**
**Crispy on the outside!**
**[14:23] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:25] Princess**
**Gooey on the inside!**
**[14:27] Princess**
**Plump octopus right in the middle...**
**[14:34] Princess**
**Mingling!**
**[14:35] Princess**
**The octopus and batter mingling
as they dance in your mouth!**
**[14:40] Princess**
**The way it asserts itself as
it passes down your throat!**
**[14:43] Princess**
**Its faint warmth even as
it reaches your stomach!**
**[14:46] Princess**
**A carnival of joy in every bodily organ!**
**[14:52] Princess**
**So this is...**
**[14:54] Princess**
**T-A-K-O-yaki!**
***SIGN*** Truly
***SIGN*** Ambrosial
***SIGN*** Kaleidoscope of
***SIGN*** Octopus
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[15:03] Torture**
I see.
**[15:05] Torture**
So that's where the Imperial
Army hid its ultimate weapon.
**[15:10] Princess**
Take a look, Ex!
**[15:12] Princess**
I grilled this one myself!
**[15:14] Princess**
There's cheese inside!
**[15:16] Princess**
Crispy and gooey! Plump and gooey!
**[15:16] Ex**
Crispy and gooey... Plump and gooey...
***SIGN*** Grand
Inquisitor's
Chamber
**[15:20] Torture**
Excuse me?
**[15:22] Torture**
His Majesty said what?
**[15:25] Kanadge**
That's right.
***SIGN*** Attendant to the Hell-Lord
***SIGN*** Kanadge
**[15:29] Kanadge**
He said, "I'm too scared to
use a weapon that powerful."
**[15:38] Torture**
I see.
**[15:40] Torture**
I suppose that's that if he's scared.
**[15:42] Torture**
I shall have to come up
with a different torture.
**[15:46] Torture**
'Tis quite late already.
**[15:48] Torture**
I must retire for the night soon.
**[15:51] Torture**
That's it!
***SIGN*** The Next Day,
Midnight
**[15:58] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[16:01] Ex**
Torture this late at night?
**[16:03] Ex**
Does the Hellhorde know no manners?
**[16:05] Torture**
I do apologize.
**[16:07] Torture**
However, I chose this time for a reason.
**[16:11] Princess**
I've got it, Ex.
**[16:13] Princess**
She must plan on using sleep
deprivation to torture me.
**[16:16] Ex**
I see!
**[16:17] Ex**
It's true that sleep deprivation would
be excruciating for the average person.
**[16:21] Ex**
However, Your Highness is Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[16:26] Ex**
You've faced fierce battlefields
with no room to rest,
**[16:29] Ex**
fighting for nights on end without sleep.
**[16:32] Princess**
Yeah.
**[16:33] Princess**
I also pulled four all-nighters in
a row once playing video games.
**[16:35] Ex**
You can leave that part out!
**[16:37] Princess**
Anyway, I'm used to going without sleep!
**[16:40] Princess**
I can handle however
many hours you throw at me!
**[16:42] Torture**
Unfortunately, Princess, today's torture
does not involve depriving you of sleep.
**[16:47] Princess**
What?
**[16:53] Princess**
This smell! This warmth!
**[16:56] Princess**
This devastating power!
**[17:00] Princess**
S-Surely you wouldn't!
**[17:02] Princess**
Not this late at night!
**[17:07] Princess**
Ramen?!
**[17:09] Stomach**
*Growl...*
***SIGN*** Growl
**[17:12] Princess**
**My stomach was getting ready to go to sleep,**
**[17:14] Princess**
**but it's bolted awake from the visual
stimulation and smell of the ramen!**
**[17:17] Princess**
**My stomach is like an
excited little kid now!**
***SIGN*** Stomach
**[17:20] Stomach**
Gimme that ramen!
**[17:22] Ex**
You mustn't, Your Highness!
**[17:24] Ex**
Take a closer look!
**[17:25] Ex**
That's not just any ramen!
**[17:27] Ex**
That rich and creamy ramen broth!
**[17:30] Ex**
Eating that this late at
night is bad for you!
**[17:33] Ex**
You'll upset your stomach!
**[17:35] Princess**
Ex, I know all too well...
**[17:38] Princess**
How criminal it is to eat ramen
in the middle of the night.
**[17:41] Princess**
How stupid it is.
**[17:42] Princess**
The inevitable guilt.
**[17:46] Princess**
That's what makes it taste so good!
**[17:49] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[17:50] Torture**
'Tis time to eat.
**[18:03] Princess**
I want some!
**[18:05] Ex**
Stay strong, Your Highness!
**[18:22] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[18:23] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[18:25] Ex**
Y-Y-Your Highness!
**[18:27] Ex**
Y-Y-Your...
**[18:32] Princess**
Kill me now.
**[18:34] Ex**
Seriously?
**[18:35] Ex**
Your Highness, have a little patience.
**[18:38] Ex**
Ramen is a meal enjoyed quickly.
**[18:40] Ex**
Which means the torture shouldn't last long.
**[18:42] Princess**
Y-You're right, Ex.
**[18:45] Princess**
Besides, I've gotten used to
the ramen's impact.
**[18:49] Princess**
I'll tough it out.
**[18:51] Princess**
I will never give in!
**[18:55] Princess**
What?!
**[18:56] Princess**
A small bowl of rice?!
**[18:58] Princess**
Y-You fiend!
**[18:59] Princess**
Just what are you planning?!
**[19:02] Princess**
Topping that piping hot rice with
chili bean paste and garlic,
**[19:05] Princess**
and wrapping it up in the nori
that's soaked up the ramen broth!
**[19:10] Princess**
She ate it!
**[19:14] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[19:16] Ex**
Y-Y-Your Highness?!
**[19:19] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[19:20] Princess**
Firm noodles, extra dashi,
spinach topping...
**[19:25] Ex**
She's putting in an order
while turning white as ash!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[19:35] Princess**
Delish!
**[19:40] Torture**
It's almost closing time, so these scrap
ends of pork chashu are on the house.
**[19:45] Princess**
Awesome!
**[19:47] Princess**
This is the best part of eating at late-night
ramen shops right before they close!
**[19:52] Ex**
We're in a prison cell.
**[19:57] Torture**
Well?
**[19:59] Torture**
Was His Majesty pleased with the
secret I brought him today?
**[20:04] Torture**
What?
**[20:05] Torture**
Ah...
**[20:06] Torture**
Yes, as always.
**[20:08] Torture**
Yes.
**[20:09] Torture**
I'll do my best tomorrow.
**[20:14] Youki**
Grand Inquisitor.
**[20:17] Youki**
Why don't you leave tomorrow's
torture session to us?
**[20:22] Torture**
You two!
**[20:30] Princess**
Bread... Takoyaki... Ramen...
**[20:39] Princess**
**Flour is so great!**
**[20:41] Princess**
**The greatest!**
**[22:19] (Flashback) Soldier 3**
It's here!
**[22:22] (Flashback) Soldier 1**
That can't be!
**[22:23] (Flashback) Soldier 1**
The monster came this way to attack us?!
**[22:25] (Flashback) Soldier 1**
We're not prepared to go into combat!
**[22:28] (Flashback) Princess**
Looks like we're in luck.
**[22:30] (Flashback) Soldier 1**
What?!
**[22:32] (Flashback) Princess**
We've been saved a half-day's
worth of walking.
**[22:35] (Flashback) Princess**
*I can go home early and play video games!*
**[22:41] (Flashback) Princess**
*After I save that character, should
I tackle the Blazing Dungeon?*
**[22:45] (Flashback) Princess**
*No, there was that subquest
that caught my eye.*
**[22:48] Princess**
Ex Seque Duel!
**[22:48] (Flashback) Princess**
*I might be able to get
a rare item out of it!*
**[22:50] (Flashback) Princess**
*That definitely comes first!*
**[23:05] (Flashback) Soldier 3**
Your Highness!
**[23:08] (Flashback) Princess**
*All that sudden movement after drinking
water gave me a stitch on my side.*
**[23:12] (Flashback) Princess**
*It hurts like hell.*
**[23:13] (Flashback) Princess**
*So much pain, but everyone's looking at me.*
**[23:16] (Flashback) Princess**
*I can't let them know I have a side stitch.*
**[23:20] (Flashback) Princess**
*It'd affect the soldiers' morale.*
**[23:22] (Flashback) Princess**
*I know.*
**[23:23] (Flashback) Princess**
*I heard that stretching can help the pain.*
**[23:29] (Flashback) Soldier 3**
A shout of victory!
**[23:32] Group**
Princess! Princess! Princess!
**[23:34] (Flashback) Princess**
*Nope.*
**[23:36] (Flashback) Princess**
*Stretching doesn't stop
it from hurting like hell.*