'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess As the war between the Imperial Army and Hellhorde rages on, the Princess, despite being armed with her mythical sword Excalibur, is captured and imprisoned. What kind of torture does she face at the hands of the chief demon interrogator? Fluffy fresh-baked toast! Hot, steaming ramen! Oh, the humanity! Can the Princess withstand these tormenting treats and keep her kingdom’s secrets safe? Season 1 E1 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:23] Soldier 1     Your Highness! [00:25] Soldier 1     It'll be half a day until we reach the     location where the monster was sighted. [00:28] Princess     Yes, I understand. [00:30] Princess     We've still got some way to     go, but remain vigilant— [00:40] Soldier 3     It's here! [00:46] Soldier 1     That can't be! [00:47] Soldier 1     The monster came this way to attack us?! [00:50] Soldier 1     We're not prepared to go into combat! [00:52] Princess     Looks like we're in luck. [00:54] Soldier 1     What?! [00:57] Princess     We've been saved a half-day's     worth of walking. [01:01] Soldier 2     It's no use! [01:02] Soldier 2     This thing's stronger than they said! [01:03] Soldier 3     W-We can't even get close! [01:23] Princess     Ex Seque Duel! [01:38] Soldier 3     A-A single blow! [01:45] Soldier 3     Your Highness! [01:47] Soldier 1     Well done, Your Highness! [01:48] Soldier 2     What fine swordsmanship! [01:49] Soldier 3     Our princess, and Commander     of the Third Legion! [01:51] Group     Princess! Princess! Princess! [01:57] Soldier 3     A shout of victory! [02:00] Group     Princess! Princess! Princess! [02:39] Ex     Many moons have passed since the Imperial     Army went to war with the Hellhorde. [02:44] Ex     I fell into the hands of the Hellhorde, and     find myself imprisoned with Her Highness. SIGN    Sentient Sacred Blade     Ex [02:51] Ex     Her Highness has seen her fair share of war, [02:54] Ex     proving herself on the battlefield     time and time again. [02:56] Ex     These indignities are hardly enough... [03:00] Ex     to break her will! [03:51] Torture     Princess. [03:52] Torture     Is there no way to get you to reveal     the Royal Empire's secrets? [03:58] Ex     Save your breath. [03:59] Ex     Her Highness is not only a princess, but     Commander of the Imperial Third Legion. [04:04] Ex     She would not so easily     divulge imperial secrets. [04:09] Torture     Is that so? [04:11] Torture     In that case, though it pains me greatly... [04:15] Torture     Starting today, we will be subjecting     you to full-blown torture. SIGN    Hellhorde Grand Inquisitor                    Torture Tortura [04:21] Ex     Torture?! [04:26] Ex     Wait! [04:27] Ex     War prisoner conventions     prohibit the use of torture! [04:30] Torture     Those are human laws, are they not? [04:32] Princess     Ex. [04:34] Princess     Don't worry about me. [04:36] Ex     Your Highness! [04:37] Princess     Sear me with flames and burn my     body, but I will keep my silence. [04:44] Ex     Your Highness. [04:52] Torture     In that case... [04:54] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [05:19] Ex     What? SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [06:57] Ex     What in the world? [07:00] Torture     'Tis toast. [07:01] Ex     Toast?! [07:03] Ex     And what exactly do you     plan to do with that?! [07:06] Ex     Don't tell me you plan on     enticing her with food! [07:08] Ex     She's not a child, you know! [07:09] Princess     Looks yummy... [07:12] Ex     Your Highness? [07:13] Princess     D-Don't get me wrong, Ex! [07:15] Princess     I'm not feeling tempted at all! [07:16] Princess     I simply gave my honest impression     of how good it looks! [07:18] Princess     All human beings would feel the same way! [07:20] Princess     So I definitely didn't give      in to temptation here... [07:21] Ex     Slow down! [07:24] Princess     I would never give in to     the likes of mere toast! [07:38] Princess     Ah, I can see it... [07:40] Princess     I can just see it! [07:42] Princess     A carpet of gold! [07:45] Princess     The heads of wheat, heavy with grain... [07:48] Princess     just waiting to be harvested! [07:53] Princess     The yeast and unsalted butter     performing in perfect harmony! [08:00] Princess     And most of all, that snow-white angel,     the flour, with its fragrant aroma! [08:09] Ex     Your Highness? [08:11] Princess     You've got it wrong, Ex! [08:12] Princess     This is, um, you know! [08:13] Princess     Ah yes! That's it! [08:14] Princess     What I mean is not what you're thinking! [08:16] Princess     It's something else entirely! [08:17] Princess     See, don't you get it now?! [08:18] Princess     That's what I'm talking about! [08:18] Ex     Please wipe the drool off your face. [08:20] Torture     Shh. [08:34] Princess     I-I can hear it! [08:36] Princess     It sounds... [08:37] Princess     It sounds so tasty! [08:39] Princess     The crunchy, flame-seared surface. [08:42] Princess     A little burnt, which only makes it better! [08:44] Princess     As it's torn open, it refuses to stay     silent and emits those dulcet tones! [08:54] Princess     And its chewy, moist interior! [08:59] Princess     Thank you! [09:00] Princess     Thank you, tasty sounds! [09:05] Princess     A hearty meal for the ears! [09:09] Ex     Your Highness? [09:13] Ex     Your Highness! [09:15] Princess     Curses... [09:16] Princess     I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion. [09:23] Princess     I-I will never give in... [09:27] Princess     to your pathetic torture! [09:29] Torture     The torture isn't over yet. [09:34] Torture     'Tis a bowl of beef stew     that has been eaten. [09:36] Princess     You wouldn't dare! [09:38] Princess     You fiend! [09:45] Princess     That has to taste amazing! [10:27] Princess     I'll talk... [10:32] Torture     I see. [10:34] Torture     So that's the weak point     of the Imperial Army. [10:37] Ex     Your Highness... [10:39] Torture     It appears to be reliable information. [10:42] Princess     I did it. [10:43] Princess     I spilled the beans. [10:45] Princess     So let me have some toast. [10:48] Princess     Just one slice. [10:50] Princess     One slice is all I ask for! [10:52] Torture     One slice? [10:54] Torture     What are you saying? [10:56] Torture     You've already divulged your secrets. [10:59] Torture     In other words, we're done with you. [11:03] Torture     You won't get just one slice... [11:06] Torture     We'll throw a toast party! [11:08] Princess     Yay! [11:11] Ex     What..? [11:15] Princess     So yummy! [11:18] Princess     Untz, untz, untz! [11:22] Ex     Untz, untz, untz... [11:22] Princess     Untz, untz, untz! SIGN    Grand     Inquisitor's      Chamber [11:27] Torture     What was that? [11:29] Torture     Our army is too feeble to win     with a meager secret like that? [11:33] Kanadge     Yes. [11:35] Torture     Understood. [11:36] Torture     We will delay the princess's release [11:39] Torture     until I obtain information     that our army can use. [11:45] Torture     Don't take it personally, Princess. [11:50] Torture     I'm doing this all for     the sake of His Majesty. [11:54] Torture     Starting today, the princess will     be tortured on a daily basis. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [12:11] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [12:18] Ex     Grand Inquisitor Torture Tortura. [12:23] Ex     Her Highness may have been bested     yesterday due to her hunger, [12:27] Ex     but thanks to your bread torture from     yesterday, she's all bready today! [12:31] Princess     As in, full of bread! [12:33] Ex     Today's the day that Her Highness, [12:35] Ex     Princess and Commander of     the Imperial Third Legion, [12:38] Ex     stands up to your torture! [12:40] Ex     Yes, no matter what you     may subject her to... SIGN    Takoyaki SIGN    Sauce SIGN    Cheese SIGN    Extra-Spicy     Sauce [12:52] Ex     Takoyaki? [12:55] Ex     Don't kid me with that takoyaki! [12:57] Ex     Like I said, Her Highness     is all bready for you! [13:01] Ex     Besides, Her Highness was     raised on the finest meals, [13:04] Ex     so she'd never be done in     by such low-brow food! SIGN    Takoyaki SIGN    Sauce SIGN    Cheese SIGN    Extra-Spicy     Sauce [13:08] Ex     Your Highness? [13:10] Princess     Th-That's right! [13:12] Princess     You can't sway me with something     I've never eaten, like takoyaki! [13:19] Princess     I know what it is, at least. SIGN    Takoyaki SIGN    Crêpes SIGN    Yakisoba [13:22] Princess     I'd always gaze out of the palace     windows alone at the festivals. [13:28] Princess     The citizens bought them from stalls... [13:31] Princess     to eat with family! Lovers! Friends! [13:35] Princess     With smiles on their faces! [13:41] Princess     H-Honestly, I was so jealous of them... [13:45] Ex     She's crying! [13:47] Torture     Princess. [13:50] Torture     Would you like to try one? [13:52] Ex     You mustn't, Your Highness! [13:55] Ex     If you stuff your face with     freshly-made takoyaki... [14:00] Ex     Your Highness! [14:05] Ex     But she looks happy! [14:07] Batter     Yum! [14:08] Batter     Yum! [14:09] Batter     Yum! [14:10] Batter     Yum! [14:23] Princess     Crispy on the outside! [14:23] Batter     Yum! [14:25] Princess     Gooey on the inside! [14:27] Princess     Plump octopus right in the middle... [14:34] Princess     Mingling! [14:35] Princess     The octopus and batter mingling     as they dance in your mouth! [14:40] Princess     The way it asserts itself as     it passes down your throat! [14:43] Princess     Its faint warmth even as     it reaches your stomach! [14:46] Princess     A carnival of joy in every bodily organ! [14:52] Princess     So this is... [14:54] Princess     T-A-K-O-yaki! SIGN    Truly SIGN    Ambrosial SIGN    Kaleidoscope of SIGN    Octopus SIGN    The princess     confessed [15:03] Torture     I see. [15:05] Torture     So that's where the Imperial     Army hid its ultimate weapon. [15:10] Princess     Take a look, Ex! [15:12] Princess     I grilled this one myself! [15:14] Princess     There's cheese inside! [15:16] Princess     Crispy and gooey! Plump and gooey! [15:16] Ex     Crispy and gooey... Plump and gooey... SIGN    Grand     Inquisitor's      Chamber [15:20] Torture     Excuse me? [15:22] Torture     His Majesty said what? [15:25] Kanadge     That's right. SIGN    Attendant to the Hell-Lord SIGN    Kanadge [15:29] Kanadge     He said, "I'm too scared to     use a weapon that powerful." [15:38] Torture     I see. [15:40] Torture     I suppose that's that if he's scared. [15:42] Torture     I shall have to come up     with a different torture. [15:46] Torture     'Tis quite late already. [15:48] Torture     I must retire for the night soon. [15:51] Torture     That's it! SIGN    The Next Day,     Midnight [15:58] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [16:01] Ex     Torture this late at night? [16:03] Ex     Does the Hellhorde know no manners? [16:05] Torture     I do apologize. [16:07] Torture     However, I chose this time for a reason. [16:11] Princess     I've got it, Ex. [16:13] Princess     She must plan on using sleep     deprivation to torture me. [16:16] Ex     I see! [16:17] Ex     It's true that sleep deprivation would     be excruciating for the average person. [16:21] Ex     However, Your Highness is Princess and     Commander of the Imperial Third Legion. [16:26] Ex     You've faced fierce battlefields     with no room to rest, [16:29] Ex     fighting for nights on end without sleep. [16:32] Princess     Yeah. [16:33] Princess     I also pulled four all-nighters in     a row once playing video games. [16:35] Ex     You can leave that part out! [16:37] Princess     Anyway, I'm used to going without sleep! [16:40] Princess     I can handle however     many hours you throw at me! [16:42] Torture     Unfortunately, Princess, today's torture     does not involve depriving you of sleep. [16:47] Princess     What? [16:53] Princess     This smell! This warmth! [16:56] Princess     This devastating power! [17:00] Princess     S-Surely you wouldn't! [17:02] Princess     Not this late at night! [17:07] Princess     Ramen?! [17:09] Stomach     Growl... SIGN    Growl [17:12] Princess     My stomach was getting ready to go to sleep, [17:14] Princess     but it's bolted awake from the visual     stimulation and smell of the ramen! [17:17] Princess     My stomach is like an     excited little kid now! SIGN    Stomach [17:20] Stomach     Gimme that ramen! [17:22] Ex     You mustn't, Your Highness! [17:24] Ex     Take a closer look! [17:25] Ex     That's not just any ramen! [17:27] Ex     That rich and creamy ramen broth! [17:30] Ex     Eating that this late at     night is bad for you! [17:33] Ex     You'll upset your stomach! [17:35] Princess     Ex, I know all too well... [17:38] Princess     How criminal it is to eat ramen     in the middle of the night. [17:41] Princess     How stupid it is. [17:42] Princess     The inevitable guilt. [17:46] Princess     That's what makes it taste so good! [17:49] Ex     Your Highness! [17:50] Torture     'Tis time to eat. [18:03] Princess     I want some! [18:05] Ex     Stay strong, Your Highness! [18:22] Ex     Your Highness! [18:23] Ex     Your Highness! [18:25] Ex     Y-Y-Your Highness! [18:27] Ex     Y-Y-Your... [18:32] Princess     Kill me now. [18:34] Ex     Seriously? [18:35] Ex     Your Highness, have a little patience. [18:38] Ex     Ramen is a meal enjoyed quickly. [18:40] Ex     Which means the torture shouldn't last long. [18:42] Princess     Y-You're right, Ex. [18:45] Princess     Besides, I've gotten used to     the ramen's impact. [18:49] Princess     I'll tough it out. [18:51] Princess     I will never give in! [18:55] Princess     What?! [18:56] Princess     A small bowl of rice?! [18:58] Princess     Y-You fiend! [18:59] Princess     Just what are you planning?! [19:02] Princess     Topping that piping hot rice with     chili bean paste and garlic, [19:05] Princess     and wrapping it up in the nori     that's soaked up the ramen broth! [19:10] Princess     She ate it! [19:14] Ex     Your Highness? [19:16] Ex     Y-Y-Your Highness?! [19:19] Ex     Your Highness! [19:20] Princess     Firm noodles, extra dashi,     spinach topping... [19:25] Ex     She's putting in an order     while turning white as ash! SIGN    The princess     confessed [19:35] Princess     Delish! [19:40] Torture     It's almost closing time, so these scrap     ends of pork chashu are on the house. [19:45] Princess     Awesome! [19:47] Princess     This is the best part of eating at late-night      ramen shops right before they close! [19:52] Ex     We're in a prison cell. [19:57] Torture     Well? [19:59] Torture     Was His Majesty pleased with the     secret I brought him today? [20:04] Torture     What? [20:05] Torture     Ah... [20:06] Torture     Yes, as always. [20:08] Torture     Yes. [20:09] Torture     I'll do my best tomorrow. [20:14] Youki     Grand Inquisitor. [20:17] Youki     Why don't you leave tomorrow's     torture session to us? [20:22] Torture     You two! [20:30] Princess     Bread... Takoyaki... Ramen... [20:39] Princess     Flour is so great! [20:41] Princess     The greatest! [22:19] (Flashback) Soldier 3     It's here! [22:22] (Flashback) Soldier 1     That can't be! [22:23] (Flashback) Soldier 1     The monster came this way to attack us?! [22:25] (Flashback) Soldier 1     We're not prepared to go into combat! [22:28] (Flashback) Princess     Looks like we're in luck. [22:30] (Flashback) Soldier 1     What?! [22:32] (Flashback) Princess     We've been saved a half-day's     worth of walking. [22:35] (Flashback) Princess     I can go home early and play video games! [22:41] (Flashback) Princess     After I save that character, should     I tackle the Blazing Dungeon? [22:45] (Flashback) Princess     No, there was that subquest     that caught my eye. [22:48] Princess     Ex Seque Duel! [22:48] (Flashback) Princess     I might be able to get     a rare item out of it! [22:50] (Flashback) Princess     That definitely comes first! [23:05] (Flashback) Soldier 3     Your Highness! [23:08] (Flashback) Princess     All that sudden movement after drinking     water gave me a stitch on my side. [23:12] (Flashback) Princess     It hurts like hell. [23:13] (Flashback) Princess     So much pain, but everyone's looking at me. [23:16] (Flashback) Princess     I can't let them know I have a side stitch. [23:20] (Flashback) Princess     It'd affect the soldiers' morale. [23:22] (Flashback) Princess     I know. [23:23] (Flashback) Princess     I heard that stretching can help the pain. [23:29] (Flashback) Soldier 3     A shout of victory! [23:32] Group     Princess! Princess! Princess! [23:34] (Flashback) Princess     Nope. [23:36] (Flashback) Princess     Stretching doesn't stop     it from hurting like hell. E2 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Narration     The war between the Imperial Army and the     Hellhorde has raged on for many years... [00:09] Narration     In the midst of battle, the Princess and     Commander of the Imperial Third Legion [00:17] Narration     falls into the hands of the Hellhorde. [00:21] Narration     The Hellhorde, seeking to extract     Imperial secrets from the princess... [00:27] (Flashback) Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [00:30] Narration     ...mercilessly subjects her     to torture, day after day. [00:52] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [00:56] Torture     I shan't be your torturer for today. [00:58] Torture     Two others shall be taking my place. [01:00] Ex     The horrors! [01:01] Ex     What manner of wicked inquisitors await us?! [01:05] Torture     Come in... [01:08] Torture     Lieutorments... [01:12] Torture     Youki and Inki. [01:14] Youki     Heya! [01:16] Inki     H-Hello there... SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [02:51] Youki     Nice to meetcha, Princess! SIGN    Lieutorment                              Youki [02:53] Youki     Lieutorment Youki, at your service! [02:56] Inki     A-And I'm Lieutorment Inki. SIGN    Lieutorment                              Inki [03:00] Ex     Lieutorments?! [03:02] Ex     The princess would never submit     to a pair of junior officers! [03:05] Torture     They may be of lower rank, [03:08] Torture     but they work as a team to use     tactics unavailable to me. [03:11] Torture     All to torment our princess here. [03:21] Sign     Super Jump+Brawlers [03:23] Game Narration     Super Jump+Brawlers! [03:29] Youki     All right! [03:30] Youki     Today's the day I beat you! [03:32] Inki     I'd like to see you try! [03:34] Game Narration     Ready, go! [03:40] Youki     Take this! [03:45] Game Narration     Inki wins! [03:49] Youki     Let me land at least, In-chan! [03:53] Youki     Okay! [03:54] Youki     I'll get you next time! [03:57] Inki     I won't lose to you, You-chan. [03:59] Game Narration     Ready, go! [04:00] Ex     What's this? [04:01] Torture     'Tis a video game. [04:02] Ex     A video game?! [04:06] Ex     A childish diversion! [04:09] Ex     You stand before the Princess and     Commander of the Imperial Third Legion. [04:12] Ex     Her gallant figure leading the charge has     won the admiration of all she commands. [04:18] Ex     A mere video game... [04:19] Ex     stands no chance... [04:20] Ex     of acting... [04:21] Ex     as temptation! [04:25] Princess     That looks fun... [04:26] Ex     Your Highness? [04:29] Princess     That's right. [04:32] Princess     From a young age... [04:34] Princess     I underwent strict training     to grow stronger. [04:40] Princess     I devoted everything to improving myself. [04:43] Princess     The only talking I did was with my sword! [04:45] Princess     The truest form of communication! [04:51] Princess     I have no need for friends... [04:56] Ex     Your Highness. [05:01] Inki     W-Wanna play together? [05:05] Princess     I... [05:06] Princess     I won't give in! [05:08] Princess     Besides... [05:10] Princess     I don't know what to say     to someone I've just met. [05:17] Torture     Princess. [05:19] Torture     You can play this game with four people. [05:24] Ex     What...? [05:27] Youki     Oh, you're doing good! [05:30] Princess     This is fun! [05:32] Princess     Being next to someone feels so warm,     even if we don't make contact! [05:37] Princess     When my smile is met by a smile next     to me, it's double the happiness! [05:44] Princess     My happiness is multiplied by theirs... [05:48] Princess     Ultra happy! [05:58] Youki     Powerful Miracle... [06:02] Youki     Tornado Spin! [06:16] Youki     I'm not done yet! [06:19] Inki     G-Grumbly Griping... [06:22] Inki     Gloomy Fire! [06:26] Inki     H-How about this?! [06:29] Torture     Cool Beauty Ice Storm! [06:47] Princess     Pretty Princess... [06:49] Princess     Special Strong Shine! [06:56] Game Narration     Princess wins! [07:00] Youki     Nice one, Princess! [07:01] Inki     Th-That was great! [07:03] Torture     Fine work indeed. [07:06] Youki     All right, one more round! SIGN    Another     day     of the     princess     confessing [07:12] Torture     I see. [07:14] Torture     Security at the eastern gate     is light on Wednesdays. [07:18] Princess     U-Um... [07:20] Princess     Can we play— [07:21] Princess     No, never mind. [07:25] Princess     We're mortal enemies. [07:27] Youki     What are you talking about? [07:29] Youki     We're friends, aren't we? [07:31] Inki     W-We'll be back for more torture. [07:38] Princess     I-It's not like I gave in to you fiends! [07:42] Youki     Yeah, yeah. [07:43] Youki     Let's add each other as friends. [07:45] Inki     A-Add me too. [07:53] Princess     Um... SIGN    Chatter chatter [07:54] Youki     I'll bring up the QR code, so     you scan it, Princess-chan. [07:55] Ex     If you have a phone, please     use it to call for help. [07:58] Princess     Yeah, okay. [08:25] Kanadge     I've received a report. [08:39] Hell-Lord     Cram school is on Wednesdays. [08:46] Torture     We can't do anything if there's cram school. [08:48] Torture     We'll need a new torture to get the     princess to divulge another secret. [08:56] Torture     That reminds me. [08:58] Torture     We sent her out on an expedition     to the town out west, [09:02] Torture     but she's just about to return     after completing her mission. SIGN    'Tis Time for     "Torture," Princess [09:11] Princess     They read my message! [09:16] Krall     Princess, time for some torture! SIGN    Beastmaster                                        Krall [09:21] Torture     This is Beastmaster Krall. [09:24] Krall     Hey there, Princess. [09:25] Ex     Beasts, you say?! [09:28] Ex     When Her Highness was faced with a     pack of humongous, frenzied beasts... [09:36] Ex     She was completely undaunted     and made short work of them! [09:39] Ex     Her Highness will not submit     to any ordinary beast! [09:42] Krall     Can you still put on a brave     face in front of this fella? [09:47] Krall     Hngy-Baby! [10:05] Hngy-Baby     Hngh? [10:07] Princess     Cute! [10:10] Princess     A polar bear cub? [10:12] Princess     So cute! [10:15] Princess     H-Hngy-Baby? Hngy-Baby! [10:18] Princess     You're so cute! Oh! So cute! [10:26] Ex     Your Highness? [10:28] Princess     I suppose it is adorable, [10:30] Princess     but do you think I would give     in at its cuteness and fess up? [10:34] Princess     You sure do think little of me. [10:36] Ex     You were real close to giving in. [10:39] Krall     Well, then... [10:40] Krall     Can you handle this, then? [10:54] Princess     You heartless demon! [10:56] Princess     Give that ball back right now! [10:58] Krall     It's all in your hands, Princess. [11:00] Princess     What?! [11:00] Krall     If you feel sorry, then start talking! [11:05] Princess     Curse you... [11:06] Princess     That's real low, Hellhorde... [11:16] Princess     Wait, does doing this hurt you? [11:20] Krall     H-Hurt me?! [11:21] Krall     And why exactly would I feel hurt?! [11:24] Krall     Are you saying I feel bad     about stealing this ball, [11:26] Krall     but I'm just enduring the     pain because it's my job?! [11:28] Krall     This bear is my servant! [11:30] Krall     I don't feel a scrap of sympathy— [11:55] Krall     I'm sorry, Hngy-Baby! [11:57] Krall     Sorry for being so mean! [11:59] Krall     I'm so sorry! [12:01] Krall     I love you! I love you! [12:04] Krall     Love you lots! [12:06] Krall     So, so much! [12:08] Krall     Hngy-Baby! [12:09] Krall     I love you! [12:11] Ex     I don't exactly follow, but it     looks like we've won today. [12:16] Princess     She refused to betray her     friend, mission or not. [12:20] Princess     Her conviction has touched my heart! [12:22] Princess     I will reveal my secret! [12:24] Ex     Wait, why? SIGN    The princess     confessed [12:29] Princess     So fluffy! [12:32] Princess     Can I give it a hug? [12:33] Krall     You betcha, baby! [12:36] Princess     Yay! [12:37] Princess     Whoa, so soft! [12:40] Narration     The information from today didn't     prove to be any use, either, [12:44] Narration     so the torture continues. [12:47] Narration     Incidentally... [12:49] Narration     The job Krall just finished was     demolition work with beasts. [12:55] Krall     Oh, your shift's up already? [12:58] Krall     Okay! [12:59] Krall     Nice job! SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [13:08] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [13:11] Torture     Today's torture will take place     in a different location, [13:14] Torture     so we'll have you wear these     to maintain our secrecy. [13:44] Giant     Hey! [13:47] Giant     You must be the princess! [13:55] Giant     My name is Giant. SIGN    Combat Soldier Fourth Class     & Pain-Private                                        Giant [13:57] Giant     Nice to meet you! [13:59] Princess     You... [14:01] Princess     You're huge. [14:03] Giant     It's not nice to call a lady huge. [14:05] Ex     What's going on? [14:07] Ex     What's your reason for     bringing us to a hot spring? [14:10] Giant     Huh? Reason? [14:13] Giant     Hot springs feel so nice! SIGN    Beam [14:16] Giant     The hot springs are way better     than torture for a good talk! [14:21] Ex     I see. [14:23] Ex     Your plan is to use kindness     to trap Her Highness. [14:26] Ex     Too bad, though. [14:29] Ex     Her Highness is Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion. [14:33] Ex     Since infancy, she was raised in     an environment free of indulgence. [14:38] Ex     A heart of steel, ready at all     times to wield the blade. [14:43] Ex     That is the unconditional     requirement for a knight. [14:47] Ex     Your plot must be to gently     appeal to her emotions, [14:49] Ex     so you can coax the empire's secrets     out of her, but it won't work! [14:52] Ex     Her Highness will never succumb to... [14:58] Princess     This rules! [14:59] Ex     Your Highness? [15:02] Ex     Your Highness? Your Highness! [15:04] Princess     Don't worry, Ex. [15:07] Princess     My first bath in ages. [15:09] Princess     I must admit that it feels     good. It can't be beat. [15:12] Princess     But nothing more than that! [15:15] Ex     Your Highness! [15:17] Ex     Now that's Her Highness! [15:18] Ex     My one and only princess! [15:19] Princess     It's just as Ex says. [15:21] Princess     I grew up in an environment where     I was not allowed to act spoiled. [15:21] Ex     Your Highness! Your Highness! [15:23] Ex     Your Highness! Your Highness! [15:24] Princess     I've never let anyone pamper me. [15:25] Ex     Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! [15:27] Ex     Your Highness! Your Highness! [15:27] Princess     Your kindness and sympathy are wasted on me. [15:30] Princess     The likes of that won't make me give in! [15:33] Giant     What? [15:34] Giant     You've never been pampered, even once? [15:37] Princess     Huh? Yeah. [15:39] Giant     Oh, is that right? [15:42] Giant     In that case... [15:44] Giant     C'mere. [15:47] Giant     Mama's here. [15:49] Giant     It's fine. [15:51] Giant     You don't have to try so hard. [15:54] Giant     It's important to let yourself be spoiled. [15:58] Giant     Don't think of it as running away. [15:59] Princess     W-Wait, I never asked to... [16:02] Giant     There! [16:05] Princess     S-So warm... [16:08] Giant     There, there. [16:09] Princess     Being gently embraced by     someone bigger than you, [16:12] Giant     Good girl. [16:13] Princess     and having her whisper     words of encouragement. [16:15] Giant     You did your best. [16:16] Princess     It feels so nice! [16:17] Giant     Everything's okay now. [16:41] Giant     Walkie-walkie. Walkie-walkie. [16:56] Princess     Mama... SIGN    The princess     confessed [17:04] Princess     The terrifying power of kindheartedness... [17:11] Torture     How do you find this information? [17:16] Torture     I understand. [17:18] Child Demon     Mama! I want that! [17:21] Mother Demon     No can do. [17:22] Mother Demon     It's almost time for dinner. SIGN    Hearty Baum SIGN    Hearty Baum SIGN    Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun SIGN    Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun SIGN    Slightly LargeCustard Bun SIGN    Gorilla's March SIGN    Gorilla's March SIGN    PotaRico SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess SIGN    Gorilla's March     Chocolate [17:37] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [17:41] Ex     What the heck is that? [17:42] Torture     'Tis Gorilla's March. [17:44] Torture     A very tasty cookie snack     filled with chocolate. [17:50] Ex     Oh, it's just a snack for commoners! [17:52] Ex     Her Highness has enjoyed only the     finest of snacks since infancy. [17:57] Ex     Even when venturing outside for lessons, [18:00] Ex     she had the Honored Knight serving the     Royal Empire, Jimochi, at her side, SIGN    Honored Knight     Jimochi [18:07] Ex     closely monitoring her. [18:10] Ex     As a knight out in the field, there were     times when she ate rations and instant noodles. [18:15] Ex     But I've never laid eyes on that snack! [18:18] Princess     Drool... [18:19] Ex     Your Highness? [18:20] Ex     Has Your Highness ever eaten... [18:23] Princess     Ah! Well... [18:26] Princess     We would stop by the candy store     on my way back from lessons... [18:30] (Flashback) Jimochi     Here, Your Highness. [18:33] (Flashback) Jimochi     It's our little secret. [18:34] (Flashback) Princess     Yay! [18:35] Ex     That damn geezer! [18:36] Princess     Please don't tell Mother! [18:38] Princess     Jimochi was doing it for my sake! [18:40] Ex     Naughty, naughty! [18:43] Ex     You think I'd do that, like a little kid? [18:44] Ex     I'm gonna tell Her Majesty! [18:46] Ex     I'm a sacred sword, darn it! [18:48] Princess     No need to worry, Ex. [18:50] Princess     I'm not particularly attached to that snack. [18:52] Princess     One box costs more than 100 yen,     so I basically never had it. [18:55] Princess     I usually bought a bunch that cost 10 to 20     yen, along with one special 30-yen snack. [19:02] Princess     That's the secret to enjoying cheap snacks. [19:04] Ex     How plebeian of you, Your Highness. [19:06] Princess     Besides... [19:08] (Flashback) Princess     I want more! [19:09] Jimochi     Not happening! It's mine! [19:10] Princess     Jimochi would only ever share a few with me. [19:12] Princess     Please! [19:13] Jimochi     Upsy-daisy! [19:15] Ex     Just give her some, you old crank! [19:16] Ex     Honored Knight, my ass! [19:19] Torture     Now then, let us begin the torture. SIGN    Today's Lucky     Banana Fortune     Inside!     Check under the flap! [19:47] Princess     Ex. [19:48] Princess     To be honest, I'm jealous, and I want some. [19:51] Princess     But it's not stirring up any other emotions. [19:54] Princess     This torture session is in the bag! [19:56] Princess     I'll never give in! [20:03] Princess     Hey, Gorilla's March has a     cute picture on every piece. [20:08] Princess     You need to appreciate... [20:13] Princess     Wait, you fiend! [20:14] Princess     You're not going to look at the pictures?! [20:16] Princess     Stop it! [20:17] Princess     The gorilla wearing a ribbon, the     gorilla sticking its tongue out... [20:21] Princess     Do you know how many variants there are?! [20:24] Princess     That indescribable fuzzy feeling when     you get the mommy and baby gorilla! [20:28] Princess     Or the big-browed gorilla that brings     good luck to those who find it! [20:31] Princess     There's all sorts of fun gimmicks in there! [20:36] Princess     S-Stop... [20:42] Princess     Everyone! [20:51] Princess     Stop it... [20:56] Princess     You monster! [21:01] Princess     I'm begging you... [21:15] Princess     Stop... [21:16] Princess     Stop it already! [21:18] Princess     I'll talk! SIGN    The princess     confessed [21:26] Torture     I see. [21:27] Torture     The queen's shoe size is 23cm. [21:31] Torture     If His Majesty is not pleased with this     information, I'll be back tomorrow. [21:35] Ex     Yeah, she'll be back. [21:40] Princess     The big-browed gorilla! [21:42] Princess     Maybe something good is in store for me! [21:47] Princess     Yummy! [23:29] Louch     So that's Hellholm. [23:32] Louch     I'm here to save you... [23:35] Louch     Your Highness! E3 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Narration     The war between the Imperial Army and the     Hellhorde has raged on for many years... [00:09] Narration     In the midst of battle, the Princess and     Commander of the Imperial Third Legion [00:17] Narration     falls into the hands of the Hellhorde. [00:21] Narration     The Hellhorde, seeking to extract     Imperial secrets from the princess... [00:27] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [00:31] Narration     ...mercilessly subjects her     to torture day after day. [00:46] Louch     So that's Hellholm. [00:49] Louch     I'm here to save you... [00:52] Louch     Your Highness! [00:59] Princess     A theme park? [01:01] Youki     Yeah! [01:02] Youki     We just found out we have tomorrow off. [01:04] Inki     S-So we were thinking of going. [01:06] Inki     Wanna tag along, P-Princess-chan? [01:09] Princess     There's no way! [01:11] Princess     I'm a prisoner here! [01:12] Youki     You should see if the grand     inquisitor will let you go! [01:17] Youki     C'mon! [01:22] Princess     Okay! I'll ask! [01:25] Group     Awesome! [01:27] Princess     I shouldn't just assume she'll say no! [01:30] Youki     That's right! [01:31] Inki     I-I'm sure it'll be real fun with you there. [01:34] Youki     You said it! [01:35] Ex     C'mon, it's not happening. [01:38] Torture     You cannot go. [01:39] Ex     Well, duh. [01:40] Princess     You heartless monster! [01:42] Princess     Are you saying that as a     prisoner subject to torture, [01:45] Princess     I don't have the freedom     to visit a theme park?! [01:47] Ex     I'm shocked that you thought you did. [01:51] Torture     That said, how does this sound? [01:55] Torture     I shall consider it in exchange     for an imperial secret. [01:58] Ex     You dirty scoundrel! [02:00] Ex     So this is your torture for today?! [02:02] Ex     I bet there is no theme park trip. [02:04] Ex     It was all a trick to     make Her Highness talk! [02:06] Torture     On the contrary. [02:08] Torture     I would not stoop so low. [02:10] Torture     I imagine they invited you with     naught but pure intentions. [02:15] Ex     Don't let her fool you, Your Highness! [02:18] Torture     Right then, onto business... [02:21] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [04:00] Torture     You've been silent for an     hour and counting now. [04:04] Torture     Are you sure about this? [04:05] Torture     The park is almost about to open. [04:08] Torture     If you confess, I can send you to the     park with a teleportation spell. [04:13] Torture     Don't you want to enjoy     yourself with the others? [04:17] Ex     Your Highness, [04:18] Ex     Youki and Inki were simply     acting on her orders. [04:21] Ex     Their invite was nothing but a sham. [04:23] Princess     Rest assured, Ex. [04:25] Princess     I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion. [04:29] Princess     I've seen my fair share of battles. [04:33] Princess     There are times when those     I considered comrades... [04:38] Princess     ended up betraying me. [04:51] Princess     This is nothing new to me. [04:54] Princess     I won't give in, by any means. [05:00] Torture     'Tis time for the park to open. [05:02] Torture     I regret to say that you     have bested me on this day. [05:06] Ex     Y-Your Highness. [05:08] Ex     Please don't let it get to you. [05:10] Princess     I'm totally fine! [05:11] Princess     I told you, I'm used to it! [05:15] Princess     That said... [05:16] (Flashback) Youki     We're friends, aren't we? [05:19] (Flashback) Inki     I-I'm sure it'll be real fun with you there. [05:22] (Flashback) Youki     You said it! [05:24] Princess     I might have wanted to go on     that trip a little bit... [05:29] Ex     Your Highness... SIGN    Youki [05:38] Youki     We'll be waiting outside until you get here! SIGN    We'll be waiting outside     until you get here~ SIGN    Inki SIGN    We'll be waiting~ [05:41] Inki     We'll be waiting! [05:46] Princess     Our friendship is the real deal! [05:50] Princess     I'll tell you! [05:52] Torture     I told you they weren't lying... SIGN    The princess     confessed [05:58] Youki     Did Princess-chan reply yet? [06:09] Princess     I'm here! [06:10] Youki     Oh, there you are! [06:12] Inki     Th-That outfit... [06:13] Youki     You look super cute! [06:15] Princess     Really? [06:17] Youki     All right! [06:18] Youki     Let's have ourselves a blast today! [06:20] Group     Yeah! [06:24] Princess     This is so fun! [06:26] Princess     I'm so happy! [06:27] Princess     What a brand-new experience! [06:29] Princess     It's so nice to have friends! [06:31] Princess     Having fun with others makes it two,     three, four, five times as fun! [06:39] Princess     My heart won't stop dancing with joy! [06:49] Princess     Welcome to Tokyo... [06:54] Torture     Yes. [06:55] Torture     It took until the very end, but we've     finally obtained a useful piece of intelligence. [07:00] Torture     Their king... prefers sea over land. [07:04] Torture     Will the secret we've coaxed     out of her today suffice? [07:08] Torture     What? [07:10] Torture     Oh, yes. [07:12] Torture     The same as always. [07:13] Torture     What?! [07:15] Torture     Understood. [07:18] Torture     Tomorrow's torture session... [07:21] Torture     will be handled personally     by His Majesty's daughter? [07:26] Louch     Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze. [07:30] Louch     Hush-a-bye baby. [07:32] Louch     March thee onward, to the city     cloaked in night eternal. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [07:37] Princess     Besties for life! [07:48] Princess     Why are you kneeling? [07:51] Princess     Oh, is it me? [07:52] Princess     Have you realized how great I am? [07:54] Ex     I'm pretty sure it's not that. [07:56] Torture     I kneel not in deference to you, Princess. [08:01] Torture     Today's torture will be performed     by His Majesty's daughter. [08:05] Ex     The daughter of the Hell-Lord?! [08:07] Torture     Indeed. [08:09] Torture     The only daughter of His     Majesty the Hell-Lord. [08:12] Torture     Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal... SIGN    Hell-Lord's Daughter     Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal                                                   Maomao-chan [08:18] Torture     Her Highness Princess Maomao-chan. [08:19] Princess     So cute! [08:21] Princess     Oh, what a cutie pie! [08:24] Princess     So small! [08:25] Princess     How old are you, Maomao-chan? [08:27] Princess     Go on, go on! [08:28] Princess     Ask me whatever you want! [08:30] Ex     Your Highness? [08:32] Princess     I-It's not what you think, Ex. [08:34] Princess     I was just trying to get some information     out of the Hell-Lord's daughter. [08:39] Ex     Look me in the eye and say that. [08:41] Ex     She's the daughter of none     other than the Hell-Lord. [08:43] Ex     Don't let her age catch you off guard! [08:45] Maomao-Chan     Nuh-uh. [08:48] Maomao-Chan     I'm no good at all. [08:52] Maomao-Chan     Everyone has big hopes for     me because of my dad... [08:55] Maomao-Chan     but I've never gotten anything     out of anyone with torture. [09:02] Maomao-Chan     I... must not be cut out to be a torturer... [09:11] Princess     That's not true! [09:12] Princess     That's not true at all, Maomao-chan! [09:15] Princess     Even if it seems like nothing     ever goes your way, [09:17] Princess     I promise your efforts will pay off one day! [09:20] Ex     Your Highness, why are you     encouraging the enemy? [09:23] Princess     So be a brave girl now, and torture me! [09:28] Maomao-Chan     Thanks, missy! [09:31] Princess     Oh, you're adorable! I'll talk! [09:32] Ex     Don't jump the gun, Your Highness! [09:34] Maomao-Chan     Okay! [09:35] Maomao-Chan     Well then... [09:37] Maomao-Chan     It's time for torture, Princess! [09:42] Maomao-Chan     Um, this is bubble wrap. [09:44] Maomao-Chan     I love popping the bubbles. [09:48] Maomao-Chan     So popping them in front of     you should make you jealous! SIGN    Pop SIGN    Pop SIGN    Pop SIGN    Pop SIGN    Pop SIGN    Pop SIGN    Pop [10:02] Maomao-Chan     Well? Aren't you so jealous?! [10:06] Princess     God, she's cute. [10:08] Princess     To be honest, I don't feel jealous at all. [10:10] Princess     And yet, I want to tell     her a secret so badly! [10:13] Ex     Keep it together, Your Highness! [10:14] Torture     Princess Maomao-chan, you're almost there. [10:19] Maomao-Chan     How about this, then? [10:22] Maomao-Chan     My awesome move where you     pop a whole bunch at once! [10:32] Maomao-Chan     This bold move uses up a     ton of bubbles in no time, [10:37] Maomao-Chan     so I only use it on very special days! [10:40] Princess     This is killing me more than     any of the previous tortures! [10:43] Ex     Hang in there, Your Highness! [10:44] Ex     Get a hold of yourself! [10:46] Maomao-Chan     Okay, just a little more! [10:48] Maomao-Chan     Um, next is... [10:53] Maomao-Chan     I'm all out of bubbles to pop... [10:58] Maomao-Chan     I messed up at torturing again... [11:02] Maomao-Chan     After I tried so hard, too... [11:06] Princess     I'll tell you everything! SIGN    The princess     confessed [11:13] Torture     I see. [11:14] Torture     So this is the Imperial Army's secret code. [11:17] Maomao-Chan     Am I done with all my work now? [11:19] Torture     Yes, that's right. [11:21] Torture     'Twas perfect, Princess Maomao-chan. [11:24] Torture     And now that she's divulged her secret,     we're done with the princess. [11:28] Torture     Feel free to do as you wish with her. [11:32] Maomao-Chan     Um, then... [11:38] Maomao-Chan     Let's play a game of tag! [11:42] Princess     Sure! [11:46] Princess     Maomao-chan! [11:48] Princess     Look, I'm right here! [11:51] Maomao-Chan     Wait for me! [11:54] Princess     C'mon, catch me if you can! [11:56] Maomao-Chan     Okay! [11:57] Maomao-Chan     I'll get you! [12:00] Ex     Your Highness, did you     just undo your chains? [12:00] Princess     Over here! [12:02] Maomao-Chan     Wait up, missy! [12:03] Maomao-Chan     Tag! [12:05] Princess     Ah, you got me! [12:07] Maomao-Chan     Now you're it! [12:11] Hell-Lord     Well, well. SIGN    Play nice     Aim to learn     Live     positively [12:12] Hell-Lord     So this is their secret code. [12:15] Kanadge     Yes, sir. [12:16] Kanadge     Let us make haste and deliver that     note to the Chief Officer of Combat. [12:20] Hell-Lord     Not a chance! [12:22] Hell-Lord     This is Maomao-chan's first     accomplishment at work! [12:25] Hell-Lord     I'm going to frame it and hang it in my home. [12:29] Hell-Lord     I won't let anyone else see it! SIGN    Play nice     Aim to learn     Live     positively [12:34] Louch     March thee onward, to the city     cloaked in night eternal. [12:38] Louch     Head yonder to dreams impossible. [12:42] Louch     Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [12:54] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [12:57] Ex     What's with the getup? [12:59] Torture     You see, today's torture... [13:04] Torture     is xiaolongbao. [13:06] Ex     Wha—?! [13:06] Ex     Chinese food! [13:08] Ex     This is bad. [13:09] Ex     Truth be told, Her Highness     loves Chinese cuisine! [13:13] Ex     It might be hard for her to     overcome today's torture! [13:17] Ex     Not that she ever overcomes them! [13:21] Ex     Huh? [13:22] Ex     Is something the matter, Your Highness? [13:24] Ex     What happened to your usual dumb face? [13:26] Princess     Looks good... [13:27] Princess     Dumb face?! [13:30] Princess     It's true that I love Chinese food. SIGN    Baminyan [13:34] Princess     Jimochi would secretly take me to Baminyan, SIGN    Baminyan [13:38] Princess     the Chinese restaurant, after my lessons. [13:40] Ex     Not again, you old fart! [13:42] (Flashback) Princess     Mapo, gyoza, fried rice... [13:45] (Flashback) Princess     I can't pick just one! [13:47] (Flashback) Jimochi     Then let's order everything     and put it all on one plate! [13:54] (Flashback) Princess     Yeah! [13:59] Princess     But even for a Chinese     cuisine die hard like me... [14:03] Princess     Xiaolongbao are another story! [14:05] Princess     After all, xiaolongbao     are filled with soup, [14:07] Princess     and always burn the inside of my mouth! [14:10] Ex     What a pathetic reason. [14:12] Ex     But if that's the case, we     stand a chance of prevailing! [14:15] Princess     Yeah. [14:16] Torture     Princess. [14:17] Torture     That's because you don't know the     proper way to eat xiaolongbao. [14:22] Princess     The proper way to eat them? [14:25] Torture     Instead of simply putting     one whole into your mouth, [14:28] Torture     you begin by placing it     atop your soup spoon, [14:31] Torture     and then break open the skin. SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter [14:35] Ex     Your Highness! [14:36] Ex     Keep your composure! [14:37] Ex     Your Dumb Face-o-Meter just shot up to 70%! [14:40] Princess     Dumb Face-o-Meter?! [14:42] Princess     Don't you worry, Ex. [14:44] Princess     I simply let my guard down for a moment. [14:47] Princess     It won't happen again! [14:49] Princess     It looked tasty for a second     there, but that's not the case. [14:52] Princess     I mean, if you break open the skin, [14:54] Princess     all that precious broth is     going to come spilling out! [14:56] Torture     Indeed. [14:57] Torture     This overflowing broth     is what you drink first. [15:01] Princess     Wha—?! SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter [15:04] Princess     That looks amazing! [15:06] Ex     Watch out, Your Highness! [15:08] Princess     H-Hold it. [15:10] Princess     If you drink the broth first,     what about the actual bun?! [15:13] Princess     Xiaolongbao without the soup... [15:16] Princess     is just a mangled mess! [15:18] Torture     Why, of course you mustn't drink     up all the soup just yet. [15:23] Torture     Watch carefully. [15:27] Princess     I-Inside the soup spoon, [15:29] Princess     the skin, filling, and soup are     mixed together in perfect balance! [15:34] Princess     Wh-Why, that's... [15:38] Princess     guaranteed to taste amazing! [15:40] Ex     Your Highness! SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter [15:44] Princess     You fiend! [15:45] Princess     You're going to devour that     incredible-looking morsel in one bite?! SIGN    The princess     confessed [15:58] Torture     I see. [16:00] Torture     The guards change shift every Sunday     morning, resulting in lax security... [16:05] Princess     What?! [16:06] Princess     Put on a bit of julienned     ginger on at the end?! [16:08] Princess     You're telling me there are greater     heights of joy to be had?! SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter SIGN    Bliss-o-Meter [16:24] Princess     I'm so happy! SIGN    Bliss-o-Meter [16:31] Hell-Lord     Flimsy security on Sunday mornings, you say? [16:35] Kanadge     Yes. [16:36] Kanadge     I believe it'd be the     perfect time to strike. [16:37] Hell-Lord     No way! [16:39] Hell-Lord     There are so many Sunday morning     anime I want to watch. [16:42] Hell-Lord     I prefer to watch them while they're airing. [16:46] Kanadge     As you wish. [16:47] Louch     Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze. [16:51] Louch     Hush-a-bye baby. [16:53] Louch     March thee onward, to the city     cloaked in night eternal. [16:56] Louch     Head yonder to dreams impossible. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [17:14] Princess     White rice... [17:16] Louch     ...Highness. [17:17] Princess     ...piled sky-high... [17:18] Louch     Your Highness. [17:20] Louch     Your Highness. [17:24] Princess     Huh? Huh?! [17:25] Louch     Please keep it down. [17:27] Louch     I've cast a sleeping spell     throughout the castle, [17:30] Louch     but we should act with the utmost silence. [17:34] Louch     White Knight of the Imperial     First Legion, Louch Brittan. [17:40] Louch     I've come here to fetch Your Highness. SIGN    Imperial     First     Legion SIGN    Louch     Brittan [17:44] Louch     Your Highness? [17:47] Narration     The princess was raised from an     early age to grow up strong, [17:53] Fangirl A     Oh, my dear knight! [17:53] Narration     and as girls her age dreamed of     finding their Prince Charming... [17:55] Fangirl B     Look this way! [17:55] Fangirl C     Marry me! [17:58] Princess     I have no need for that. [18:00] Princess     I shall serve as the sword who protects all! [18:03] Narrator     Or so she said. [18:05] Narrator     But the truth is... SIGN    Margarine [18:09] Narrator     she was squeeing at shoujo manga. [18:13] Narrator     What's more... SIGN    Princess... SIGN    I'm here     to save     you. [18:15] Narrator     she dreamed of being saved     by Prince Charming. [18:19] Narrator     No... [18:21] Narrator     She dreamed about it like crazy! [18:24] Princess     Y-You came to save me? [18:27] Louch     That's right. [18:28] Princess     What, is this a dream? [18:30] Princess     Am I still dreaming? [18:46] Louch     Come now, let us flee at once. [18:49] Princess     Nope, it's reality. [18:50] Louch     Huh? [18:51] Princess     No, I apologize. [18:53] Princess     You're not to blame here. [18:55] Princess     In fact, I'd prefer to marry     someone with unassuming looks. [18:59] Louch     I see... [19:02] Princess     Ex is still asleep. [19:05] Princess     So, how will we escape? [19:08] Louch     Yes. [19:09] Louch     Actually, I spent quite some time     searching for Your Highness, [19:13] Louch     so the sleeping spell is about     to run out in a few minutes. [19:16] Louch     As such, we'll use a return spell to     head straight back to the palace. [19:20] Princess     Makes sense. [19:22] Louch     Um, well... [19:24] Louch     About that return spell... [19:28] Louch     For the two of us to use it, we'll need     to cling tightly to each other... [19:34] Princess     How innocent of you. [19:35] Princess     I don't mind a bit of close contact. [19:37] Princess     Don't hesitate to touch me. [19:39] Louch     Thank you very much. [19:41] Louch     Okay, Your Highness. [19:43] Louch     Let me take you by the waist. [19:45] Princess     Go on. [19:46] Louch     Now then, I'll begin the incantation. [19:51] Louch     Stars manifold, traverse the     nights of greater magnitude yet. [19:52] Narrator     Needless to say, while the princess     was quick to call him innocent, [19:54] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [19:56] Narrator     she was no better. [19:56] Louch     Heed my prayer. Heed my vow. [20:00] Louch     In the name of the kingdom of glory, [20:00] Princess     So close! [20:01] Princess     His face is so close! [20:02] Louch     become as a blade to rend     the chaos of darkness. [20:02] Princess     His voice is so close! [20:03] Princess     A man, so close to me! [20:05] Louch     Thou who receivest the     bounty of gilded earth. [20:05] Princess     I can feel the warmth from his fingertips! [20:07] Princess     This is a brand-new experience! [20:08] Louch     Head yonder as thou art guided. [20:09] Princess     My heart is pounding to the point     where he's starting to look handsome! [20:11] Louch     Stars manifold, traverse the     nights of greater magnitude yet. [20:12] Princess     And is it me, or is his voice pretty manly? [20:14] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [20:15] Princess     His dead serious profile as     he recites his incantation... [20:16] Louch     Heed my prayer. Heed my vow. [20:17] Princess     So handsome! [20:19] Louch     In the name of the kingdom of glory, [20:20] Princess     He's grabbing onto me even tighter! [20:21] Louch     become as a blade to rend     the chaos of darkness. [20:23] Princess     I hear transportation magic      requires intense focus. [20:23] Louch     Thou who receivest the     bounty of gilded earth. [20:26] Princess     I guess it was true. [20:26] Louch     Head yonder as thou art guided. [20:28] Princess     He's gripping me with a lot of force. [20:29] Louch     Stars manifold, traverse the     nights of greater magnitude yet. [20:31] Princess     It hurts a little, but     I'm no delicate maiden. [20:32] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [20:34] Louch     Heed my prayer. Heed my vow. [20:35] Princess     I'm the Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion. [20:37] Louch     In the name of the kingdom of glory, [20:39] Princess     This is nothing. [20:39] Louch     become as a blade to rend     the chaos of darkness. [20:41] Princess     And well, more importantly... [20:42] Louch     Thou who receivest the     bounty of gilded earth. [20:42] Princess     his hand keeps on creeping upward. [20:44] Louch     Head yonder as thou art guided. [20:45] Princess     He's about to reach my boobs— [20:46] Louch     Stars manifold, traverse the     nights of greater magnitude yet. [20:47] Princess     U-Um, excuse me... [20:49] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [20:49] Princess     It's no use! [20:50] Princess     He's concentrating as hard as he can! [20:52] Louch     Heed my prayer. Heed my vow. [20:52] Princess     He's completely unaware of his own hand! [20:55] Louch     In the name of the kingdom of glory, [20:55] Princess     Calm down. [20:56] Princess     I threw away my womanhood     when I became a knight. [20:57] Louch     become as a blade to rend     the chaos of darkness. [21:00] Louch     Thou who receivest the     bounty of gilded earth. [21:00] Princess     Even if his hand does touch my boobs— [21:02] Louch     Head yonder as thou art guided. [21:04] Princess     it's not a big deal! [21:05] Louch     Stars manifold, traverse the     nights of greater magnitude yet. [21:08] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [21:09] Louch     Heed my prayer. Heed my vow. [21:10] Princess     It would take more than that... [21:12] Louch     In the name of the kingdom of glory, [21:13] Princess     to make me give in! [21:14] Louch     become as a blade that— [21:17] Princess     Nope, ain't happening! [21:21] Louch     Head yonder as thou art guided... [21:27] Princess     I'm sorry, Louch. [21:34] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [21:38] Ex     Bear with it. [21:39] Ex     I'm sure help will come some day! [23:14] Hell-Lord     I will say... [23:16] Hell-Lord     The grand inquisitor just hasn't brought     me any information I can use. [23:22] Hell-Lord     I suppose the princess is     just too formidable a foe. [23:27] Hell-Lord     No, or perhaps... [23:35] Hell-Lord     Bring Torture here at once! E4 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Narration     The war between the Imperial Army and the     Hellhorde has raged on for many years... [00:08] Narration     In the midst of battle, the Princess and     Commander of the Imperial Third Legion [00:17] Narration     falls into the hands of the Hellhorde. [00:20] Narration     The Hellhorde, seeking to extract     Imperial secrets from the princess... [00:26] Narration     ...mercilessly subjects her     to torture day after day. [00:43] Torture     Torture Tortura, at your service. [00:50] Hell-Lord     The location of the     empire's ultimate weapon. [00:52] Hell-Lord     The days when security is lax. [00:54] Hell-Lord     Their secret military code. [00:57] Hell-Lord     All utterly worthless. [01:00] Hell-Lord     You haven't managed to get any useful     information out of the princess. [01:06] Hell-Lord     Could it be that you've lost your touch? [01:11] Torture     No, I dare say not. [01:14] Hell-Lord     I could strip you of your title     of grand inquisitor right here. [01:21] Hell-Lord     But I'll offer you a chance. [01:24] Hell-Lord     Have a stab at torturing me. [01:29] Kanadge     Y-Your Majesty! [01:31] Kanadge     I can't allow that! [01:35] Hell-Lord     We will begin in one hour. [01:37] Hell-Lord     I'll see if you have what it takes. [01:39] Hell-Lord     And I think it should be     clear what will happen... [01:44] Hell-Lord     if you disappoint me. [01:48] Torture     Yes. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [03:23] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Your Majesty. [03:28] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [03:30] Kanadge     Torturing His Majesty? [03:32] Kanadge     How foolhardy! [03:34] Kanadge     His Majesty stands above all of demonkind. [03:37] Kanadge     His mental resilience is far above average! [03:40] Kanadge     What exactly does she have planned? [03:47] Torture     I shall be using this for     today's torture session. [03:52] Torture     'Tis beer. [03:54] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [03:55] Hell-Lord     You should cater your torture     method to your victim. [03:59] Kanadge     It's not working on him! [04:01] Hell-Lord     I enjoy a drink every night with the queen in     the privacy of my home, and you offer me beer? [04:08] Hell-Lord     Not a bad choice! [04:09] Kanadge     It's not?! [04:11] Hell-Lord     However, you stand before the Hell-Lord. [04:15] Hell-Lord     I've sampled the finest alcoholic     beverages across the lands. [04:18] Hell-Lord     Do you think you can defeat me     with that low-brow canned beer? [04:27] Kanadge     It's totally working! [04:29] Torture     'Tis but canned beer. [04:30] Torture     Yet 'tis mighty indeed. [04:33] Torture     Your Majesty, do you know the     tastiest way to pour a can of beer? [04:37] Torture     The tastiest way? [04:40] Torture     First, when pouring it into the glass... [04:43] Torture     As you begin, immediately raise     the can as high as you can. [04:49] Hell-Lord     If you do that, you'll get nothing but foam! [04:53] Torture     That is fine. [04:55] Torture     That is what we want. [04:59] Torture     Once it reaches the very top,     we wait for the head to settle. [05:03] Torture     A vigorous pour results in fine bubbles     that become compacted even further. [05:11] Torture     Once the head is stable, slowly pour     in beer from the rim of the glass. [05:17] Torture     Finally, once you've poured enough that     the foam covers the top of the glass... [05:24] Torture     'Tis complete. [05:27] Hell-Lord     Wha—?! [05:28] Hell-Lord     J-Just look at this fluffy foam... [05:33] Hell-Lord     No, fluffoam! [05:36] Kanadge     He gave it a name! [05:38] Hell-Lord     A far cry from the flaccid head     you get from pouring mindlessly! [05:41] Hell-Lord     It stands out like a     dollop of whipped cream! [05:44] Hell-Lord     Fluffoam! Fluffoam! [05:47] Kanadge     Is he pleased with himself for that? [05:57] Kanadge     Your Majesty! [05:59] Hell-Lord     It can't be! [06:00] Hell-Lord     To think that I... [06:03] Hell-Lord     would tremble with temptation! [06:06] Kanadge     Please endure it, Your Majesty! [06:09] Kanadge     Even when you faced the Hero, strongest     soldier in the Imperial Army, in a duel, [06:15] Kanadge     you shrugged off all of     his attacks, held firm, [06:19] Kanadge     and came out standing strong! [06:21] Kanadge     You are the pinnacle of all demonkind! [06:23] Kanadge     The strongest monster of all! [06:25] Kanadge     The Hell-Lord himself! SIGN    The Hell-Lord himself [06:30] Kanadge     Your Majesty! [06:32] Kanadge     Y-Your Majesty? [06:34] Hell-Lord     Heh. [06:36] Hell-Lord     That's right. [06:38] Hell-Lord     I am the Hell-Lord. [06:40] Hell-Lord     This torture is nothing to me! [06:47] Torture     Incidentally, this beer     with the fluffy foam... [06:50] Torture     or rather, this fluffoam beer... [06:53] Torture     The longer you wait, the     more foam will dissipate. [06:57] Torture     'Tis best to enjoy it     immediately after pouring. [07:00] Hell-Lord     My weakness is light magic! [07:04] Kanadge     He gave it away! SIGN    The Hell-Lord     confessed [07:10] Torture     Enjoy. [07:11] Hell-Lord     Yes. [07:18] Hell-Lord     It's so light, with a creamy mouthfeel     that's downright criminal. [07:23] Hell-Lord     And the golden nectar of life     blanketed in fluffoam... [07:27] Hell-Lord     rushes through my body! [07:32] Hell-Lord     So divine, it's like my throat is in heaven! [07:36] Hell-Lord     Foam fizzing like herald angels singing! [07:41] Hell-Lord     I'm filled with joy! [07:48] Hell-Lord     This is no mere canned beer! [07:53] Hell-Lord     It's light magic! [07:55] Kanadge     His Majesty is being purified! [07:59] Narration     Don't drink until you come of age. SIGN    Grand     Inquisitor's     Chamber [08:06] Torture     His Majesty granted me permission     to continue the torture. [08:11] Torture     But I must admit that as it stands, the     intelligence we can gain is limited in scope. [08:17] Torture     I suppose I could try something different. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [08:23] Torture     Fluffoam... [08:34] Torture     Princess. [08:36] Torture     'Tis time for torture. [08:38] Torture     We'll be trying something     a little different today. [08:43] Ex     It doesn't matter what     torture you throw at us. [08:46] Ex     I'm sure Her Highness will spill the beans. [08:48] Princess     What?! [08:49] Princess     Did Ex's faith in me plummet     thanks to my constant slip-ups?! [08:54] Princess     Just you wait, Ex! [08:55] Princess     Today's the day I finally resist! [08:57] Ex     Hmph. [08:57] Princess     What?! [08:59] Torture     I shan't be torturing you today, Princess. [09:02] Princess     What? [09:03] Torture     Please come in. [09:06] Torture     Weaponsmith Gilga-chan. SIGN    Weaponsmith, Pain-Private                                        Gilga [09:08] Gilga     Hey there. [09:10] Ex     A weaponsmith? [09:13] Gilga     Aw, man. [09:15] Ex     Hey! Stop that! Not there! [09:15] Gilga     Being stuck here has left     you in awful condition. [09:18] Ex     Cut it out! [09:19] Torture     Yes. [09:19] Ex     Don't touch me! Hey! Stop! [09:20] Torture     Sacred Blade Ex, today we'll be... [09:22] Ex     Hands off! Hey! I said stop! [09:24] Torture     torturing you instead. [09:28] Ex     Don't underestimate me. [09:30] Ex     I am Ex, the sacred blade. [09:33] Ex     In my long service to the royal family,     alongside generations of noble knights, [09:36] Ex     I've braved a countless number of battles. [09:40] Ex     I would never submit to     any means of torture! [09:44] Gilga     Alrighty. [09:45] Ex     Hey! Unhand me! [09:46] Gilga     Let's start by taking off this surface rust. [09:47] Ex     I'm a sacred blade, you know! [09:59] Princess     Ex? [10:01] Ex     You've got it wrong, Your Highness! [10:02] Ex     That was a battle cry! [10:04] Ex     I was letting out a manly battle cry! [10:06] Ex     It wasn't because of any     pleasure I felt at all! [10:07] Ex     I simply let out a battle cry! [10:08] Ex     All sacred blades would do the same! [10:10] Ex     I'm definitely not the only     one who'd cry out... [10:10] Princess     Slow down. [10:14] Gilga     Next, I'll use this rotary grindstone... [10:17] Gilga     and sharpen you real nice and gentle. [10:28] Ex     What a refreshing shave. [10:30] Ex     And the perfect level of sharpening! [10:34] Ex     I can feel it. [10:36] Ex     I don't need to test out my blade to tell. [10:40] Ex     While retaining the bashing force a     sword needs to smash through armor... [10:46] Ex     it boasts the sharp edge of a     katana to cut through flesh! [10:51] Ex     I am a sacred blade! [10:52] Ex     The sacred blade Ex! [10:57] Princess     Ex! [10:58] Princess     Ex, snap out of it! [11:01] Princess     Ex! [11:04] Ex     It's okay, Your Highness. [11:07] Ex     I admit that felt good. [11:08] Ex     However, I feel no obligation     to share my secrets! [11:12] Ex     I will endure this torture! [11:14] Princess     Great! [11:16] Princess     I'm impressed, Ex! [11:17] Princess     I would have spilled the     beans three times by now! [11:19] Ex     Your Highness? [11:21] Gilga     Well, that's a shame, but it     looks like I'm done here. [11:25] Ex     Y-You've still only done a     coarse pass over my surface! [11:28] Gilga     I know. [11:29] Gilga     I'd love to give you the     full treatment as well. [11:33] Gilga     But this is supposed to be torture. [11:37] Gilga     Well, if you were to reveal a secret... [11:41] Gilga     I wouldn't mind giving you a nice finish. [11:44] Princess     Ex... [11:45] Ex     Rest assured, Your Highness. [11:48] Ex     I am the sacred blade Ex. [11:50] Ex     Your trusty sword. [11:52] Ex     I wouldn't dare act out of     my own personal interest. [11:56] Princess     Ex! [11:57] Ex     Getting polished up with     a nice, sharp edge... [12:01] Ex     That would benefit Your Highness as well! [12:03] Princess     Ex! [12:07] Gilga     Okay, let's finish you up! SIGN    Ex confessed [12:17] Torture     I see. [12:19] Torture     So the Demon Sword Murasa and     Fire Sword Amon are lovers. [12:23] Ex     Magnificent! I feel superb! [12:25] Princess     Glare... [12:35] Ex     U-Um... [12:37] Ex     Your Highness, well... [12:40] Ex     I'm sorry. [12:45] Princess     Sorry for letting you down as well. [12:47] Ex     N-No, I never... [12:50] Princess     I'll try harder than ever     before to endure the torture! [12:57] Ex     Yes! [12:58] Ex     I'll be rooting for you! SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [13:06] Krall     Princess, time for some torture! SIGN    Beastmaster                                                  Krall [13:10] Princess     Krall-chan! [13:12] Princess     Where's Hngy-Baby? [13:14] Krall     He's keeping watch back home! [13:16] Princess     Aw, I was hoping to see him again! [13:18] Krall     For real? [13:19] Princess     I mean, Hngy-Baby's adorable! [13:21] Krall     I know, right? [13:22] Krall     Hngy-Baby's totes adorbs! [13:25] Krall     You should come hang out at my place! [13:27] Krall     You can meet all the others, too! [13:29] Princess     What, really? [13:31] Princess     I'm totally down! [13:33] Ex     Your Highness? [13:33] Torture     Krall? [13:34] Krall     That's right, Princess.     No more goofing around! [13:38] Krall     Unlike last time, today's torture     is totally the real deal! [13:41] Krall     Prepare yourself! [13:43] Krall     Come on in! [13:49] Ex     That's... [13:53] Krall     That's a good boy, Mad Wolf. SIGN    Krall Regiment Combat Soldier SIGN    Mad Wolf [13:59] Ex     A mad wolf! [14:01] Ex     Be careful, Your Highness! [14:03] Ex     Wolves are known as the strongest of all monster      families when it comes to pure fighting power! [14:09] Princess     Have you forgotten, Ex? [14:11] Princess     I've defeated wolves in the past. [14:14] Princess     It wasn't an easy fight, but     they're not unbeatable. [14:19] Ex     However, mad wolves are a different     beast altogether, even among wolves. [14:24] Ex     They're twice as strong as the gran     wolves you struggled to defeat. [14:27] Princess     What? [14:28] Princess     That's strong as hell! [14:30] Krall     All right, Princess. [14:32] Krall     Let's start the torture! [14:35] Ex     What enormous, thick legs! [14:37] Ex     If that thing lands a hit on you... [14:44] Krall     Mad Wolf's allure lies in his     big, cute paw pads for sure! [14:49] Krall     Not to mention... [14:54] Krall     Ah, it smells so nice! [14:57] Krall     The unique scent of their paw pads! [15:02] Krall     You can't beat it, baby! [15:05] Princess     That's so specific that     I'm not jealous at all. [15:07] Krall     Okay, Princess! [15:09] Krall     If you're dying of envy, then     let's hear that secret! [15:12] Princess     No, I'm not jealous. [15:16] Krall     What? [15:17] Krall     M-Mad wolf paw pads have a stronger     scent than doggies or kitties do... [15:21] Princess     I've never sniffed an animal's     paw pads to begin with. [15:25] Krall     No way! [15:26] Krall     That's like missing out     on half of life itself! [15:28] Ex     Paw pads make up half of our lives now? [15:30] Krall     Here, give it a whiff. [15:32] Princess     What? [15:36] Princess     Smells like animal funk. [15:37] Krall     It's a nice smell! [15:39] Krall     C'mon, try sniffing it again! [15:41] Princess     Ugh, no thanks. [15:42] Krall     Please! [15:43] Krall     I'll let you in on my secret! [15:45] Ex     How the tables have turned. [15:47] Princess     What secret? [15:48] Krall     The grand inquisitor has her newborn     niece as her phone wallpaper! [15:52] Torture     Hey, Krall! [15:54] Torture     How do you know that?! [15:55] Krall     Look, I shared my secret! [15:57] Princess     What? [15:59] Princess     Fine, I'll give it another whiff. [16:04] Krall     W-Well? [16:07] Princess     Ah! [16:08] Princess     Underneath the animal funk, it     smells a bit like popcorn... [16:12] Krall     Yeah! Yeah! [16:16] Princess     The pad itself feels so nice and squishy... [16:20] Princess     Huh? [16:21] Princess     Ah, wait... [16:24] Princess     I could get hooked on this! [16:29] Krall     Welcome. [16:31] Krall     To the world of paw pads! SIGN    The princess had her eyes     opened to a new world [16:39] Princess     Thanks, Krall-cchi. [16:41] Princess     For opening my eyes to a brand new world! [16:44] Krall     Nah, I'm just glad you get the paw hype now! [16:50] Krall     Oh, I know! [16:52] Krall     Let's have a paw party back at my place! [16:55] Princess     I'm down! [16:56] Princess     Let's invite everyone else! [16:58] Krall     How about it, Grand Inquisitor? [17:01] Torture     I swear, you two... [17:05] Torture     Will there be bunnies? [17:07] Krall     You betcha, baby! [17:09] Torture     Ah, so cute... [17:15] Princess     Hngy-Baby! [17:17] Inki     So warm and relaxing... [17:19] Youki     How's it going? [17:21] Parrot     How's it going? [17:22] Youki     Whoa, you're a clever one! [17:28] Ex     What about the torture? SIGN    'Tis Time for     "Torture," Princess SIGN    Hellgrove Park [17:37] Demon Boy     Hurry up! [17:38] Demon Girl     I can't wait! [17:47] Maomao-Chan     It's time for torture, Princess! SIGN    Hell-Lord's Daughter     Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal                                                   Maomao-chan [17:50] Maomao-Chan     I really like playing at the park! [17:53] Maomao-Chan     So seeing me play should make you jealous! [17:57] Maomao-Chan     Just watch me! [17:58] Princess     Yeah, I'm watching. [18:01] Princess     Wait up! [18:09] Maomao-Chan     Careful, careful... [18:12] Maomao-Chan     So fast! [18:14] Princess     Ah, so cute. [18:17] Princess     Everything's cute about her. [18:19] Princess     She really is so cute. [18:23] Ex     She's gonna talk, isn't she? [18:26] Ex     And join in on the fun. [18:28] Princess     Don't worry, Ex. [18:30] Princess     That won't happen. [18:33] Princess     Maomao-chan may be cute, but that     doesn't mean I want to join in. [18:38] Princess     I've never liked parks very much. [18:41] Ex     What do you mean? [18:43] Princess     I was... [18:45] Princess     forbidden from playing in     parks when I was younger. [18:50] Princess     Parks are not a place     for royalty to play. [18:53] Princess     That's the lesson I had     deeply ingrained in me. [18:56] Princess     Which is why... [18:58] Princess     I don't feel the desire to play here at all! [19:01] Ex     Magnificent, Your Highness! [19:03] Ex     Princess and Commander of     the Imperial Third Legion! [19:06] Ex     You've fully taken those childhood     royal lessons to heart! [19:13] Princess     Of course. [19:14] Princess     I've had to lead a distinguished     life since birth. [19:16] Princess     Even as a child... I-I understood this... [19:21] Ex     Your Highness? [19:24] Princess     Truth is, I wanted to play     with everyone else... [19:27] Ex     You gave in awfully fast! [19:29] Princess     I wanted to play... [19:30] Princess     And go on the seesaw... SIGN    Giggle giggle [19:32] Princess     And climb up the jungle gym... SIGN    Smirk smirk [19:35] Princess     And make castles in the sandbox... SIGN    Yeah! [19:38] Ex     Calm down, Your Highness. [19:40] Ex     Don't let your own memories     be your downfall. [19:44] Maomao-Chan     Missy! [19:47] Princess     Maomao-chan! [19:50] Maomao-Chan     Let's play together! [19:54] Princess     Sure! [19:54] Ex     Your Highness?! SIGN    The princess     confessed [19:59] Maomao-Chan     C'mon, missy! [20:01] Princess     Not so fast! [20:02] Maomao-Chan     Hurry up! [21:04] Princess     Man, that was fun! [21:06] Maomao-Chan     Yep! [21:07] Krall     I played my heart out! [21:09] Youki     We should hang out again! [21:10] Inki     Yeah. [21:13] Princess     What was the most fun part, Maomao-chan? [21:16] Maomao-Chan     Huh? [21:18] Maomao-Chan     Why do I need to pick? [21:21] Princess     So everything was fun, then? [21:24] Maomao-Chan     Yeah! [21:26] Maomao-Chan     Everything was fun! [21:29] Princess     Same for me! [21:40] Kanadge     Your Majesty. [21:42] Kanadge     The Royal Empire's security password     we obtained from the princess. [21:45] Kanadge     The Chief Officer of Combat     was asking for it. [21:48] Kanadge     Would you be so kind as to lend me     the note with the password on it? [21:53] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [21:55] Hell-Lord     That note, you say? [21:57] Hell-Lord     The video filled with scenes     of Maomao-chan playing. [22:02] Hell-Lord     I was so engrossed in watching that... [22:06] Hell-Lord     I completely lost track     of where I left the note! E5 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Narration     The war between the Imperial Army and the     Hellhorde has raged on for many years... [00:09] Narration     In the midst of battle, the Princess and     Commander of the Imperial Third Legion [00:17] Narration     falls into the hands of the Hellhorde. [00:21] Narration     The Hellhorde, seeking to extract     Imperial secrets from the princess... [00:27] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [00:31] Narration     ...mercilessly subjects her     to torture day after day. [00:55] Mad Kaiser     At long last... [00:59] Mad Kaiser     Vengeance will be mine. [01:02] Mad Kaiser     Princess! SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [02:39] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [02:43] Princess     What did you bring us     all the way out here for? [02:46] Princess     I know. [02:47] Princess     I bet we're playing in the river, yeah. [02:50] Princess     Let's just get this over with already. [02:52] Princess     Well, I'm the Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion. [02:56] Princess     It's not like I'd ever give in for     splashing around in the river! [02:59] Ex     Your Highness, you're way too excited. [03:02] Torture     Today's torture shan't     be playing in the river. [03:08] Princess     Guh... [03:09] Princess     Ah, I see. [03:11] Princess     I wasn't looking forward to it at all. [03:13] Ex     Poor thing... [03:13] Princess     Do what you want. [03:14] Torture     We've come to the river today for     today's torture, marshmallows. SIGN    Marshmallows [03:19] Princess     Marshmallows? [03:21] Princess     Sorry to say, but I'm not a huge fan. [03:23] Princess     I don't like how they stick to your teeth. [03:26] Princess     There's zero reason why I'd     lose to today's torture! [03:28] Princess     It's not too late to do something else! [03:32] Princess     Like playing in the river! [03:33] Ex     Do you want to play in the river that badly? [03:36] Torture     I say marshmallows, but these     are no ordinary marshmallows. [03:42] Torture     They're roasted marshmallows! [03:44] Princess     Roasted marshmallows? [03:46] Torture     Indeed. [03:47] Torture     We came all the way out here so     as to safely start an open fire. [03:51] Princess     Hmph! [03:52] Princess     What good will roasting the marshmallows do? [03:55] Ex     Yeah, that's right! [03:56] Ex     You tell her, Your Highness! [04:10] Ex     Ah! Wait, Your Highness! [04:12] Ex     Stop! [04:13] Torture     Princess. [04:14] Torture     Would you care to try one, just this once? [04:17] Ex     You mustn't, Your Highness! [04:18] Ex     Don't fall for it! [04:20] Ex     She's trying to teach you what     roasted marshmallows taste like, [04:23] Ex     so that you won't be able     to resist their temptation! [04:26] Princess     How devious! [04:27] Torture     Why, I would never. [04:29] Torture     'Twas simply a gesture of goodwill. [04:33] Torture     Not to mention... [04:35] Torture     She's the Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion. [04:38] Torture     That title is a testament to her     strict self-discipline and training. [04:44] Torture     Would she really succumb without resistance     to the taste of roasted marshmallows? [04:50] Ex     Your Highness won't fall     for such an obvious ploy! [04:53] Princess     That's right. [04:54] Princess     Such an obvious ploy... [04:56] Princess     I'd never succumb to some     lousy roasted marshmallows! [04:59] Ex     She fell for the obvious ploy! [05:03] Princess     Even if it turns out to be good... [05:07] Princess     I will never give in! [05:20] Princess     The soft texture of the marshmallow... [05:23] Princess     Roasting has browned the     surface and turned it crispy! [05:32] Princess     And the heat has made the inside all gooey! [05:35] Princess     The gooeyness is filling my mouth! [05:49] Princess     A delight for the mouth! [05:55] Torture     Well, Princess? [05:57] Torture     If you reveal a secret, I     can let you have one more. [06:01] Ex     Don't do it, Your Highness! [06:02] Ex     Pull yourself together! [06:04] Princess     It's okay, Ex. [06:05] Princess     I'm as calm as can be. [06:07] Ex     Your Highness! [06:09] Princess     Hmph! [06:10] Princess     One more if I tell you a secret? [06:12] Ex     Keep it up, Your Highness! [06:13] Ex     You've triumphed over the marshmallows! [06:15] Princess     In other words... [06:17] Princess     Will I get four marshmallows     for four secrets?! [06:19] Ex     She caved immediately! [06:21] Torture     One secret, and you can     have as many as you like. SIGN    The princess     confessed [06:30] Princess     So big! SIGN    Jumbo SIGN    Extra Large [06:31] Princess     I didn't know they made     marshmallows this big! [06:51] Princess     Delicious! [06:53] Princess     So gooey... [06:55] Torture     Princess, while we're here,     shall we play in the river? [06:58] Princess     Wait, can I?! [07:00] Torture     Of course. [07:02] Torture     We're all done with you. [07:07] Princess     Take that! [07:10] Princess     How's that?! [07:11] Torture     What do you think of today's secret? [07:14] Kanadge     The castle guards are weak     against fire attacks... [07:18] Kanadge     But you know, it's normal for     humans to be weak to fire. [07:22] Torture     I suppose. [07:24] Torture     Most creatures are weak against fire. [07:28] Torture     What did you just say?! [07:30] Kanadge     Like I said... [07:31] Kanadge     If you're still by the river, get     another secret out of the princess. [07:36] Kanadge     His Majesty's orders. SIGN    Call ended SIGN    Call duration [07:47] Princess     You've done it now! [07:51] Torture     Two torture sessions on the same day... [07:53] Torture     I can only imagine the toll it will take! [07:57] Torture     The princess's body might even give out. [08:11] Princess     What's with the long face? [08:13] Ex     The Hell-Lord was unsatisfied     with her work yet again. [08:16] Princess     Huh? [08:17] Ex     I kept an ear turned to her     conversation on the phone. [08:20] Princess     Ear? [08:21] Princess     Where are your ears? [08:24] Ex     It looks like she was ordered to carry     out a second torture today. [08:27] Princess     Wha—?! [08:28] Princess     I-I can't handle two tortures in one day! [08:31] Ex     Isn't that why she looks so troubled? [08:41] Ex     Don't do it, Your Highness. [08:44] Ex     Don't offer her a secret     just because you feel bad. [08:47] Princess     Y-You know I wouldn't do that! [08:49] Princess     I'm the Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion. [08:53] Princess     I've been in countless battles, [08:55] Princess     cutting down my foes without any mercy. [08:58] Princess     I would never take pity on my enemy! [09:01] Princess     Worrying her pretty little head about me... [09:05] Princess     She sure is a big ol' softie! [09:09] Princess     She really is... [09:12] Princess     as soft as they come. [09:16] Torture     I never imagined he'd instruct me     to torture her twice in one day. [09:19] Torture     The Hell-Lord truly is evil incarnate. [09:23] Torture     No, a professional must perform her duty. [09:26] Torture     His Majesty has the right idea here. [09:31] Torture     Maybe... I'm not cut out to be a torturer. [09:51] Princess     Nice weather we're having today. [09:54] Torture     Y-Yes, we are. [09:56] Princess     The laundry dries faster on sunny days, too. [10:00] Princess     Speaking of laundry... [10:02] Princess     The king prefers wearing briefs. [10:05] Torture     Princess! [10:06] Torture     Why would you tell me such     an important secret?! [10:09] Princess     Huh? [10:10] Princess     Did I let something slip just now? [10:12] Torture     Are you taking pity on me, Princess?! [10:16] Princess     I don't have a clue what     you're talking about. [10:19] Princess     But I like that look on your face. [10:22] Princess     That depressed look really didn't suit you. [10:27] Torture     Princess... [10:28] Princess     Let's make the most of this perfect weather! [10:32] Princess     Come play with me! [10:47] Ex     I swear... [10:49] Youki     Hey! [10:52] Youki     Princess-chan! [10:54] Princess     You-chan! In-chan! [10:57] Inki     W-We're here. [10:59] Youki     Done with torture for the day? [11:01] Princess     Yep! [11:02] Princess     I resisted for a while, but then I gave in. [11:05] Princess     What are you doing here? [11:07] Inki     W-We got a call from the grand inquisitor. SIGN    Search SIGN    #Torture #Riverbank SIGN    Live Stream | Datarma Channel | Relaxing Torture by the Riverbank SIGN    watching now SIGN    Chat [11:53] Torture     Princess! [12:46] Ex     So cold! SIGN    The princess     had fun [13:18] Torture     What do you think? [13:20] Torture     About the second secret for today. [13:23] Torture     Huh? No good? SIGN    The torture     will continue SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [13:49] Giant     Wow, check out that tan! SIGN    Combat Soldier     Fourth Class     & Pain-Private     Giant [13:53] Giant     It might sting if you     soak in the hot springs, [13:56] Giant     so let's go to the sauna instead today! [13:58] Princess     The sauna? [13:59] Giant     Wait, have you never been? [14:02] Princess     Nope. [14:03] Giant     What? [14:04] Giant     You're missing out on something amazing! [14:07] Giant     Okay, off we go! [14:11] Princess     I followed her after she said all that... SIGN    They're wearing towels with permission for the sake of the "torture" [14:15] Princess     But it's so hot! [14:17] Princess     My entire body is dripping with sweat! [14:20] Princess     This is supposed to feel good? [14:21] Princess     Really? [14:22] Princess     This is practically torture... [14:25] Princess     So that's her deal! [14:26] Giant     It feels so nice! [14:26] Princess     Mama... no, Giant! [14:30] Princess     Her sweet words lured me into this torture! [14:34] Princess     If your average person were     faced with this heat... [14:37] Princess     I'm sure they wouldn't be able     to bear it, and they'd end up talking. [14:39] Princess     But I'm the Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion. [14:44] Princess     Be it a scorching desert     or a frigid snowy mountain, [14:48] Princess     I've fought while maintaining a clear head! [14:50] Princess     I will never give in to this torture! SIGN    They're wearing towels with permission for the sake of the "torture" [15:04] Princess     Come to think of it, I haven't     sweated this much in a long time. [15:09] Princess     Lately, I eat three meals     a day, get tortured, [15:12] Princess     and spend the rest of my time     lazing around and sleeping. [15:15] Princess     Munch, munch, munch... [15:17] Princess     I'd forgotten how this felt. [15:19] Princess     It feels good to sweat it out. [15:24] Princess     Feels good?! [15:26] Princess     That can't be right! [15:27] Princess     At first, this was nothing     more than a blistering hell! [15:30] Princess     Yet now, it feels good?! [15:34] Princess     Being placed in this unusual situation [15:36] Princess     is making my earthly suffering     and troubles evaporate away! [15:40] Princess     Ah, I see now, Giant... [15:43] Princess     No, Mama! [15:45] Princess     Saunas feel so nice! [15:51] Giant     Okay, I think it's about time we got out. [15:53] Princess     Huh? Not yet... [15:55] Giant     Staying in there too     long's not good for you. [15:58] Giant     Especially on your first time. [16:01] Princess     Makes sense... [16:06] Princess     The air outside feels so nice and cool! [16:09] Giant     Okay, next up is the cold bath! SIGN    Cold Bath [16:12] Princess     C-Cold bath?! [16:14] Princess     The water's at 17 degrees?! [16:16] Princess     There's no way I can get in... [16:18] Princess     No, I thought the sauna was hot, too, [16:22] Princess     but it ended up being really nice. [16:25] Princess     All right! [16:31] Princess     N-N-N-Nope, still cold! [16:38] Princess     Huh? SIGN    Cold Bath [16:40] Princess     After getting used to it... [16:42] Princess     the cold water feels nice on my warm body. [16:45] Princess     The heat is slowly melting     away from my body. [16:49] Princess     I'm melting away, too! [16:53] Princess     Ah, I'm becoming one with the water. [16:56] Princess     It feels so good! [16:59] Giant     After a cold bath, take a nice, long break. [17:03] Princess     Ah, my arms and legs are tingling. [17:06] Princess     I can feel the blood flowing through me. [17:08] Princess     My body is being set free! [17:12] Princess     Just now, I have become complete. [17:20] Princess     Thank you, Mama. [17:22] Princess     I've learned the truth of the universe... [17:24] Princess     no, of the sauna. [17:29] Giant     They say lots of things about     saunas and their detox effect, [17:33] Giant     or how they may or may not     help you lose weight. [17:38] Giant     But none of that really matters. [17:41] Giant     Saunas feel good! [17:43] Giant     End of story! [17:44] Princess     Yes, Mama! [17:46] Princess     No... [17:47] Princess     Master Mama! SIGN    By the way, the     princess confessed [17:54] Ex     Fair play, fair sauna! SIGN    Enjoy the sauna by following all rules and etiquette!! [17:56] Princess     Enjoy the sauna by following     all rules and etiquette! [18:04] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [18:08] Ex     Where are we? [18:09] Ex     And... [18:11] Ex     who are they? [18:14] Princess     Mad Kaiser! [18:16] Ex     What? [18:17] Princess     I've fought him in the past. [18:20] Ex     Is that true, Your Highness? [18:22] Princess     He was the boss of the Western Tower. [18:24] Princess     I remember him well. [18:26] Princess     This was him! [18:28] Ex     You sliced him clean in half. [18:30] Ex     No way that's him. [18:31] Princess     Hey there! Is that you, Mad Kaiser? [18:34] Mad Kaiser     That's right! [18:34] Ex     She was right! [18:36] Mad Kaiser     Princess. [18:37] Mad Kaiser     The wound you gave me... [18:39] Mad Kaiser     It throbs with pain to this day. [18:41] Ex     That sure healed up nicely. [18:43] Princess     I see. [18:44] Princess     So that's what this is. [18:47] Princess     Everyone here is someone     I've defeated in the past! [18:51] Ex     You can't be serious! [18:52] Torture     That's not true at all. [18:54] Ex     It wasn't true at all... [18:55] Torture     Mad Kaiser just happened to be here. [18:58] Torture     It's completely unrelated. [19:00] Torture     Today's torture comes courtesy     of Lieutorment Youki: [19:05] Torture     a test of courage! [19:06] Youki     Yay! [19:09] Torture     These demons will act as the ghosts     and hide in the school building. [19:14] Torture     Lurking inside this abandoned     school building, [19:16] Torture     these scaring experts will provide     you with a night of terror! [19:20] Torture     Will you be able to withstand it, Princess? [19:23] Ex     How underhanded... [19:26] Mad Kaiser     This is revenge for my wound! [19:27] Mad Kaiser     I'll scare you real good! [19:30] Ex     You're scarier without the mask. [19:32] Mad Kaiser     All right, everyone! [19:33] Mad Kaiser     Let's get started! [19:34] Group     Yeah! [19:38] Princess     Hold on. [19:40] Princess     Courtesy of You-chan? [19:42] Princess     Where's You-chan, then? [19:44] Torture     Youki can't make it out today. [19:46] Princess     What?! [19:47] Torture     After sleeping with her stomach     exposed, she's caught a cold. [19:50] Princess     Oh, no! [19:52] Torture     Which is why I'm administering     this in her stead. [19:55] Princess     You-chan's out with a cold?! [19:56] Princess     Please, let me go and pay her a visit! [19:59] Torture     I cannot. [20:01] Torture     You're in the middle of being tortured. [20:04] Torture     You shan't have freedom until it's over. [20:07] Torture     But to put it in other words... [20:09] Torture     You're free to go once it's over. [20:12] Ex     Hmph. [20:13] Ex     Do you think that helps the chances     of Her Highness confessing? [20:16] Ex     It's no use! [20:18] Ex     Her Highness is the Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion. [20:19] Princess     There's a hidden passage leading to     the castle in the Eastern Mountains! [20:21] Ex     From a young age... [20:23] Ex     That was quick! [20:24] Ex     I didn't even get to the flashback! [20:25] Torture     Very well! [20:26] Torture     You've told us your secret,     so we're done with you! [20:29] Torture     Let's go and visit the sick! [20:35] Princess     Seriously... [20:37] Princess     You really made me worry. [20:40] Youki     Sorry. [20:41] Princess     But it was a pretty good torture idea. [20:44] Princess     I gave in before I knew it. [20:46] Princess     Here, drink up. [20:50] Youki     Thanks. [20:51] Princess     Do you have a fever? [20:53] Princess     Does it hurt anywhere? [20:55] Youki     Nah, I'm fine. [20:57] Inki     It looks like her fever's gone down. [21:00] Princess     I see, that's a relief. [21:05] Youki     That feels so nice! [21:07] Torture     Can you handle eating some congee? [21:13] Princess     Here, You-chan. [21:19] Youki     It's good! [21:21] Youki     I might give in before I know it. [21:27] Princess     Today's the one day where that's fine! [21:29] Princess     Here, open up! [23:04] Torture     How did you find today's secret? [23:08] Torture     What? [23:09] Torture     Is the hidden passage lit up? [23:11] Torture     His Majesty would be scared in the dark? [23:14] Torture     Yes, I'll ask. [23:16] Kanadge     Also, the guys you took with you today. [23:20] Kanadge     Administration is telling me they     haven't clocked out for the day yet. [23:23] Torture     What? [23:25] Torture     Ah. E6 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:11] Hell-Lord     Congratulations on passing the     Hellhorde Promotion Exam. [00:16] Hell-Lord     You've gone from Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal     to Awesome Great Cadet Inquisitor. [00:23] Hell-Lord     That's my daughter for you. SIGN    Hell-Lord's Daughter     Awesome Great Cadet Inquisitor                                              Maomao-chan [00:26] Maomao-Chan     Thank you very much, Papa. [00:28] Maomao-Chan     I mean, Your Majesty. [00:30] Hell-Lord     I will give you a reward. [00:32] Hell-Lord     Whatever you want. [00:34] Hell-Lord     A magic crystal skeleton? [00:36] Hell-Lord     An evil dragon fang? [00:38] Hell-Lord     Or perhaps a hydra scale? [00:40] Hell-Lord     State your wish. [00:44] Maomao-Chan     In that case... [00:48] Maomao-Chan     I... [00:49] Maomao-Chan     I want a piggyback ride... [00:53] Hell-Lord     What?! [00:54] Maomao-Chan     I know you're the Hell-Lord, [00:56] Maomao-Chan     and appearances are important,     so I held back all this time... [01:02] Maomao-Chan     But deep down, I want     piggyback rides and stuff. [01:08] Maomao-Chan     Ah! [01:08] Maomao-Chan     No, I'm sorry! [01:11] Maomao-Chan     I was asking for too much. [01:12] Hell-Lord     Of course! [01:14] Maomao-Chan     Eh? [01:15] Hell-Lord     I had been concerned about     appearances, too... [01:18] Hell-Lord     but you know I'd love to     give you a piggyback ride! [01:22] Maomao-Chan     Papa! [01:23] Hell-Lord     Okay! [01:25] Hell-Lord     You can ride piggyback as much as you want! SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [03:05] Maomao-Chan     I'm so high up! [03:09] Maomao-Chan     I can almost reach the ceiling! [03:13] Maomao-Chan     You sure are tall, Papa! [03:15] Hell-Lord     But right now, you're even     taller, Maomao-chan. [03:18] Maomao-Chan     Does that make me the tallest in the world?! [03:21] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [03:22] Hell-Lord     Make sure you hold on tight. [03:24] Hell-Lord     Watch out for the pointy bits of my horns. [03:27] Maomao-Chan     'Kay! [03:30] Maomao-Chan     Yay! [03:35] Maomao-Chan     Thank you very much, Papa. [03:37] Maomao-Chan     I had fun. [03:39] Hell-Lord     Me too. [03:40] Hell-Lord     That was nice. [03:42] Hell-Lord     Letting loose instead of holding     yourself back, that is. [03:47] Hell-Lord     Until now, to keep up appearances, [03:50] Hell-Lord     I watched quietly in the back with my     arms folded at concerts. [03:55] Hell-Lord     Starting next time, I'll go     a bit closer to the front! [04:00] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh... [04:02] Maomao-Chan     That's for the best, Papa! [04:03] Hell-Lord     By the way, daughter of mine. [04:05] Hell-Lord     Earlier, you said, "piggyback     rides and stuff." [04:09] Hell-Lord     It sounds like there's more that you desire. [04:11] Maomao-Chan     Huh? [04:12] Maomao-Chan     I couldn't... [04:13] Hell-Lord     It's fine by me! [04:15] Hell-Lord     Tell me what you want! [04:18] Maomao-Chan     Then... [04:20] Maomao-Chan     Playing house. [04:21] Hell-Lord     Mama! [04:23] Hell-Lord     Food! [04:24] Hell-Lord     I'm hungry, Mama! [04:27] Maomao-Chan     Okay, it'll be ready in no time! [04:32] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh... [04:36] Maomao-Chan     Next up, a horsey ride! [04:38] Hell-Lord     Neigh! [04:40] Hell-Lord     Clip-clop, clip-clop... [04:40] Maomao-Chan     Go, go! [04:42] Hell-Lord     Neigh! [04:43] Maomao-Chan     Welcome to my blue underground lake house! [04:47] Maomao-Chan     Right this way. [04:48] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [04:49] Hell-Lord     Thank you for inviting me over. [04:51] Maomao-Chan     Hellvanian Families! [04:55] Maomao-Chan     Also, also... [04:58] Hell-Lord     There's still more? [05:00] Hell-Lord     You truly are the Hell-Lord's daughter. [05:03] Hell-Lord     Your desires are endless! [05:05] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh! [05:07] Maomao-Chan     Is that bad? [05:08] Maomao-Chan     It's been so long since we     played together, Papa... [05:12] Hell-Lord     It's fine by me! [05:13] Hell-Lord     I am the Hell-Lord! [05:14] Hell-Lord     All desires are mine for the taking! [05:17] Hell-Lord     I will devour every last craving you have! [05:21] Maomao-Chan     Yay! [06:05] Hell-Lord     Go on. [06:11] Hell-Lord     Whoa there. SIGN    The Hell-Lord and     Maomao-chan     played together [07:03] Kanadge     Ah! [07:05] Kanadge     Your Majesty! [07:07] Kanadge     Where have you been? [07:09] Kanadge     As for the secret that     Torture found out today... [07:12] Hell-Lord     Shh. [07:13] Hell-Lord     I'm retiring for the night. [07:19] Kanadge     As you wish. SIGN    Papa, do your best at work SIGN    Picture Diary SIGN    Unruled     Notebook SIGN    Torture SIGN    The Royal     Empire's     password that     the Hell-Lord     previously lost SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess SIGN    I love Papa [07:51] Maomao-Chan     I love Papa! [07:56] Princess     Bell Mall. [07:58] Ex     Leaf. [07:59] Princess     Fukudaya. [08:00] Ex     Ashcan. [08:01] Ex     Ah! [08:02] Ex     I ended my word with an N! [08:04] Ex     I'm impressed, Your Highness. [08:06] Ex     You're even strong at shiritori! [08:07] Ex     What a wide vocabulary you have. [08:09] Princess     Who do you think you're dealing with here? [08:13] Princess     Thanks to the advanced education I received     from the royal family's exclusive tutors, [08:17] Princess     I happen to possess an extensive vocabulary. [08:20] Princess     Winning at shiritori is as easy as pie! [08:23] Princess     No, as easy as torture! [08:24] Ex     Wow, Your Highness! [08:28] Ex     But now that you mention it,     it's almost time for your torture. [08:32] Ex     Is it really okay to be relaxing like this? [08:34] Princess     It's fine, it's fine. [08:36] Princess     I'm sure the torture     won't be anything scary. [08:38] Ex     The jig is up if you admit that part. [08:52] Torture     Apologies for the wait. [08:58] Princess     Wha—?! [09:08] Princess     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [09:13] Princess     She's brought out the big guns! [09:15] Ex     A hot iron... [09:17] Ex     Looks like the Hellhorde's     not playing around anymore. [09:23] Ex     However, you've faced death many     times only to come out on top. [09:27] Ex     It'll take more than that! [09:29] Ex     Isn't that right, Your Highness? [09:31] Princess     You betcha! [09:32] Ex     You're shaking like a leaf! [09:35] Ex     Are you okay, Your Highness? [09:37] Ex     Could it be that your fortitude has weakened     from your prolonged imprisonment? [09:41] Princess     You can't be serious, Ex. [09:43] Princess     I'm the Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion. [09:47] Princess     Have faith in me! [09:49] Ex     Your words sound promising, but     not with that look on your face! [09:52] Torture     Now, Princess. [09:54] Torture     Today's torture will be... [10:00] Torture     Raclette cheese! SIGN    Moo [10:04] Torture     I'll use this iron to heat up the cheese, [10:06] Torture     so that it can be enjoyed in     a melty and delicious state. [10:13] Princess     What a relief! [10:14] Ex     Your Highness?! [10:15] Princess     I'm so... I'm so relieved... [10:19] Princess     I thought I was going to die... [10:22] Ex     Your Highness, the torture hasn't begun yet. [10:27] Princess     After being faced with the     terror of that hot iron, [10:29] Princess     I can easily hold out against that cheese. [10:43] Princess     It looks so good! [10:46] Ex     She easily crumbled in no time! [10:49] Princess     Cheese! [10:50] Princess     Cheese! [10:52] Princess     I bet it's amazing! [10:54] Ex     So much for that vocabulary     from an advanced education. [11:02] Princess     The cheese! [11:04] Princess     The cheese is oozing down! [11:07] Princess     Where are you going, cheese?! [11:15] Princess     Cheesy-cheesy yum-yum! [11:17] Ex     Has your brain melted     away, vocabulary and all? SIGN    The princess     confessed [11:34] Princess     Delish! [11:40] Torture     "Cheese and Kabao share     the same voice actor." [11:44] Torture     His Majesty wasn't satisfied     with today's secret, either. [11:47] Torture     It's true that His Majesty is     a big fan of voice actors. [11:50] Torture     I wouldn't be surprised if he knew already. [11:54] Torture     Which means for tomorrow... [11:57] Torture     Ah. [11:58] Torture     That's right. [11:59] Torture     I can't torture her tomorrow. [12:04] Princess     Cheese... SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [12:16] Torture     'Tis time for your routine     physical, Princess. [12:20] Ex     Routine physical? [12:22] Torture     Yes. [12:23] Torture     It'll soon be one month since     the princess was captured. [12:27] Torture     In order to lead a healthy     life in captivity, [12:30] Torture     the Hellhorde conducts monthly     health check-ups on all prisoners. [12:35] Ex     Now that's an unexpected benefit. [12:37] Torture     And so, I shan't be torturing you today. [12:41] Torture     I'll be administering a     routine physical instead. [12:44] Princess     Routine... physical... [12:46] Ex     Oh, does that go for that big guy as well? [12:48] Torture     Indeed. [12:51] Torture     Datarma has his check-up as well,     which is why I'm by myself today. [12:56] Torture     Now, to begin, I'll be drawing your blood. [12:59] Princess     I'll talk. [13:00] Ex     What?! [13:01] Ex     Wh-Wh-What's wrong, Your Highness? [13:01] Princess     I'll talk... So please spare me... [13:03] Ex     You're not being tortured today. [13:06] Ex     Wait, are you scared of needles? [13:09] Princess     Eep! [13:10] Princess     C'mon! [13:12] Princess     There's no way I'd be scared of needles! [13:14] Princess     I just happened to almost     confess out of habit! SIGN    Confess out of habit? [13:18] Ex     Confess out of habit? [13:21] Ex     That's right. [13:23] Ex     Your Highness may be royalty, [13:25] Ex     but you were always at the very     front on the battlefield, [13:27] Ex     receiving the most wounds in battle. [13:30] Ex     You even reached the position of Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion. [13:33] Ex     You couldn't possibly be scared of needles! [13:36] Princess     Of course not, Ex! SIGN    Sharps Container SIGN    Rubbing Alcohol SIGN    Rubbing Alcohol [13:48] Torture     Now then, Princess, let's get started... [13:52] Ex     Your Highness?! [13:56] Ex     You were so calm on the battlefield,     receiving wound after wound... [13:59] Princess     I mean, c'mon! [14:00] Princess     C'mon! [14:02] Princess     Whoops... SIGN    Whoops... [14:04] Princess     You're fine when you cut your     finger on paper by accident... [14:06] Imaginary Man     Cut your finger. SIGN    Eek [14:08] Princess     But it's scary if someone tells you,     "Cut your finger with paper right now!" [14:12] Princess     First things first! [14:13] Princess     Do you even know your way around a needle?! [14:16] Princess     How do I know you won't mess up trying     to find a vein and make a huge mess?! [14:22] Torture     I'll be fine. [14:24] Torture     I used to work as a nurse. [14:26] Princess     What?! [14:28] Torture     Incidentally, this uniform is the     one I used to wear back then. [14:32] Torture     So please, rest assured. [14:34] Princess     Oh, I know. [14:36] Princess     What if I defected? [14:38] Princess     And joined the Hellhorde. [14:38] Ex     Your Highness?! [14:40] Princess     No! No needles! [14:42] Ex     Not a scrap of shame, decency, or dignity. [14:44] Princess     I'm scared of pain! [14:45] Torture     Let me think. [14:47] Torture     I'm not here to try and     hurt the princess, either. SIGN    Anesthetic Tape [14:53] Torture     I do have this local anesthetic patch. [14:57] Torture     I can use this to make the needle painless. [15:00] Torture     But if I go to the trouble of using     it, I'd want a secret in exchange... [15:04] Princess     The royal treasures are hidden in a     room on the east side of the castle! [15:07] Ex     That was instant! [15:13] Princess     Tell me when you're gonna poke me! [15:15] Princess     Promise! [15:15] Princess     No taking me by surprise! [15:17] Princess     I'll spank you if you do that! [15:19] Torture     There, all done! [15:23] Torture     You were really brave, so     you get a bear sticker. [15:28] Princess     It didn't hurt! [15:29] Princess     Hooray for modern medicine! SIGN    The princess was     in good health [15:40] Hell-Lord     I see. [15:42] Hell-Lord     The royal treasures are in     a room on the east side. [15:45] Kanadge     What do you think? [15:47] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [15:48] Hell-Lord     I'd feel bad if we stole     their royal treasures. SIGN    'Tis Time for     "Torture," Princess [16:01] Louch     Your Highness. [16:02] Louch     I apologize for being unable     to save you last time. [16:05] Louch     I was so focused on my spell that I     didn't notice I had let go of you. [16:11] Louch     This time, with my newly-acquired spell, [16:15] Louch     I, Louch Brittan, the White Knight,     will be sure to save you! [16:21] Louch     Please wait for me, Your Highness! [16:36] Louch     Your Highness. [16:38] Louch     Your Highness. [16:41] Louch     Your Highness. [16:43] Louch     It's been quite some time. [16:44] Louch     Louch Brittan, White Knight     of the Imperial First Legion, SIGN    Imperial     First     Legion SIGN    Louch     Brittan [16:48] Louch     has arrived to fetch Your     Highness once again. [16:52] Louch     I'm sorry for letting my hands slip off     you halfway through last time. [16:56] Princess     Ah, no, don't worry about it! [16:57] Princess     I should be the one apologizing! [17:00] Louch     This time, I've come with a spell that can     teleport Your Highness, no contact needed. [17:05] Princess     Oh, a new spell in so little time? [17:08] Princess     You're not in the First Legion for nothing! [17:10] Louch     Oh, please, no. [17:11] Louch     A genius, you say? [17:12] Princess     I didn't go that far. [17:13] Louch     Ah, if you'll excuse me for a moment. [17:19] Louch     Now then, Your Highness. [17:21] Louch     I've cast a sleeping spell throughout     the castle tonight as well. [17:24] Louch     That said, let's act as     silently as possible. [17:29] Princess     How will we make our escape this time? [17:32] Louch     Allow me to explain. [17:33] Louch     My new spell, Entity Displacement. [17:36] Princess     Entity Displacement? SIGN    NOT TELEPORTED SIGN    CHANTING [17:38] Louch     This spell creates an     expanding aura of mana, [17:41] Louch     which teleports all matter within its range. [17:43] Princess     Huh, that sure is a handy spell. SIGN    TELEPORTED [17:46] Louch     However, the drawback is that living things     and objects can't travel at the same time, [17:50] Louch     so your clothes and body end up     being teleporting separately. [17:54] Princess     Eh? [17:55] Louch     Your clothes will be teleported first. [17:58] Princess     Huh? [17:59] Princess     Hold it right— [17:59] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [18:01] Princess     He's already in concentration mode! [18:01] Louch     Free my flesh from its     armor, and behold my soul. [18:03] Princess     Clothes and body separately, he says... [18:04] Louch     Let my true form cross time and space, [18:06] Louch     and serve as a brilliant guiding light. [18:08] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [18:10] Louch     Free my flesh from its     armor, and behold my soul. [18:10] Princess     My clothes are starting to     be teleported by themselves! [18:12] Princess     If this keeps up... [18:13] Princess     I'll end up buck naked! [18:16] Princess     Heya. [18:17] Princess     Wait, don't panic. [18:17] Louch     Free my flesh from its     armor, and behold my soul. [18:19] Princess     Calm down. [18:20] Princess     Let's just calm down! [18:21] Louch     Let my true form cross time and space, [18:22] Princess     That's right. [18:23] Princess     I'm the Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion. [18:23] Louch     and serve as a brilliant guiding light. [18:29] Princess     I've faced all sorts of     hardships in the past. [18:32] Princess     In comparison, exposing my     naked body is no big deal! [18:37] Princess     I won't give in to the likes     of being stripped naked! [18:42] Princess     Wait, wait, wait, wait! [18:44] Princess     Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope! [18:46] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [18:46] Princess     Stop, stop, stop! [18:48] Louch     Free my flesh from its     armor, and behold my soul. [18:48] Princess     Damn it, he's completely ignoring me! [18:50] Princess     Seriously, how can he focus so intently?! [18:51] Louch     Let my true form cross time and space, SIGN    23rd     White Knight Cup [18:54] Princess     He's like a shogi player mid-match! [18:56] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [18:57] Princess     Wait, yeah. [18:58] Louch     Free my flesh from its     armor, and behold my soul. [18:59] Princess     If he's concentrating this hard, [19:01] Princess     I don't need to worry about     being seen, even if I'm naked. [19:01] Louch     Let my true form cross time and space, [19:03] Louch     and serve as a brilliant guiding light. [19:05] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [19:06] Princess     I almost panicked there. [19:07] Louch     Free my flesh from its     armor, and behold my soul. [19:08] Princess     If that's the case, I just need to sit     tight until the teleportation finishes... [19:10] Louch     Let my true form cross time and space, [19:11] Princess     Wait a second! [19:12] Princess     Where am I being teleported to?! [19:14] Princess     Wherever it is, I'm sure there are people     waiting there to act as support! [19:19] Royal Physician B     Your Highness! [19:20] Royal Physician B     Welcome back! [19:22] Royal Physician A     She's naked! [19:23] Royal Physician B     She's naked as a jaybird! SIGN    Blammo [19:27] Princess     No way, not happening! SIGN    23rd     White Knight Cup [19:30] Princess     I'm left with no choice but     to defeat Louch yet again! [19:34] Princess     But if I do that, I'll     remain a prisoner here. [19:38] Princess     However... [19:40] Princess     I'm sure Louch will come     to save me one more time. [19:43] Princess     Then I defeat him. [19:46] Princess     He comes to save me again. [19:48] Princess     Defeat him. [19:49] Princess     Again and again. SIGN    23rd     White Knight Cup [19:51] Princess     The very definition of sennichite*! SIGN    Sennichite [19:54] Narration     Sennichite. [19:55] Narration     When the same position is repeated     four times in a game of shogi. [19:59] Narration     If this happens, the game is deemed a draw. [20:03] Princess     No deal! [20:04] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [20:04] Princess     It doesn't count as a draw in real life! [20:06] Louch     Free my flesh from... SIGN    23rd     White Knight Cup [20:07] Princess     I need to do something about this. [20:09] Louch     I'll save Her Highness! [20:12] Louch     ...and behold my soul. [20:14] Louch     I swear it. [20:15] Louch     ...and serve as a brilliant guiding light. [20:17] Louch     I'll be her savior! [20:20] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [20:21] Princess     Stop, stop! [20:22] Louch     I'll be the one to save her! [20:24] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [20:27] Princess     My belly button! [20:27] Louch     Free my flesh from its     armor, and behold my soul. [20:30] Louch     Let my true form cross time and space, [20:31] Louch     and serve as a brilliant guiding light. [20:33] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [20:35] Louch     Free my flesh from its     armor, and behold my soul. [20:38] Louch     Let my true form cross time and space, [20:39] Princess     I can't bear ending up buck naked... [20:40] Louch     and serve as a brilliant guiding light. [20:43] Louch     O thou who dost seek the city. [20:45] Louch     Free my flesh from its     armor, and behold my soul. [20:45] Princess     Mordred Sword! SIGN    Mordred     Sword SIGN    Traitor's     Blow [20:58] Princess     I'm sorry, Louch. [21:05] Torture     My word. [21:06] Torture     How did you manage to tear up your     clothes like this in your sleep? [21:12] Princess     Thanks for getting me new clothes. [21:16] Ex     What in the world happened last night? [21:18] Princess     Well, you know, stuff. SIGN    Behind Hellholm,     The Woeful     Wastelands [23:19] Kanadge     His Majesty is... working out... [23:21] Hell-Lord     I need to slowly get my     body warmed up again. [23:26] Hell-Lord     I wouldn't want to suffer a fall during     the parent participation events. [23:34] Narration     One week left until Maomao-chan's field day! E7 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Narration     Many moons have passed since the Imperial     Army went to war with the Hellhorde. [00:08] Narration     The royal princess, Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion, [00:12] Narration     ends up being taken prisoner     in the midst of fierce battle. [00:18] Narration     Subjected to all manners of     torture day in and day out, [00:24] Narration     she endures these indignities     without so much as a peep. SIGN    Pop SIGN    Pop [00:29] Narration     She reveals not the secrets     of the Royal Empire. SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter [00:32] Narration     Yes, by no means will she speak. [00:36] Narration     The princess does not give in. [00:38] Narration     No, she will never give in! [00:43] Narration     And so, the torture continues     today, yet again... [00:55] Princess     So cute! SIGN    Krall Regiment                                                       Snowball [00:58] Princess     They're healing my soul! SIGN    Krall Regiment                                                  Callie [01:01] Princess     Meow, what's gotten into you? [01:04] Princess     Purr-haps you wanna hear a secret? [01:06] Princess     Actually, the king... [01:07] Ex     Your Highness! [01:09] Ex     Why are you offering secrets?! [01:11] Princess     That was close! [01:12] Princess     They're just too darn cute! [01:15] Krall     Isn't it a bit late to     be taking that attitude? [01:20] Krall     Princess, it's time for some torture! SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [02:55] Krall     Princess, it's time for some torture! [02:59] Krall     How about it, Princess? [03:01] Krall     For today's torture, Callie     loves to snuggle up, [03:06] Krall     and Snowball loves sleeping     in people's laps! [03:10] Krall     It's totally impossible to hold     out against such cuteness! [03:13] Princess     Curses! [03:14] Ex     I bet Her Highness is going     to spill the beans again... [03:18] Princess     Hey! [03:19] Princess     It's true that in the past, I almost gave in     to Maomao-chan and Hngy-Baby's cuteness... [03:25] Princess     But I've never once confessed     because they were cute! [03:29] Ex     Now that you mention it! [03:30] Ex     Wait, you were about to talk just now... [03:32] Princess     I held out, didn't I? [03:34] Princess     A testament to my willpower! [03:36] Ex     Oh... [03:37] Princess     Anyway, Krall-chan! [03:39] Princess     Cuteness alone... [03:42] Princess     won't be enough to make me fold! [03:45] Krall     I see. [03:47] Krall     But you haven't seen the worst     part of this torture yet! [03:53] Princess     Bluffing, I see. [03:55] Princess     Kitties are at their max cuteness     from the very beginning. [03:58] Princess     It can't go any higher! [04:01] Krall     I knew that all along, baby! [04:07] Ex     What's the matter, Your Highness? [04:09] Princess     Well... [04:14] Krall     Looks like it's started. [04:17] Krall     Your legs have gone numb! [04:20] Princess     You fiend! [04:22] Princess     Could it be that from the moment     you placed Snowball in my lap... [04:26] Krall     Yep! [04:27] Krall     This was my goal all along! [04:29] Ex     If your legs are numb, can't you     just move the white cat off you? [04:34] Princess     Ex. [04:36] Princess     I can't do that. [04:38] Ex     What? [04:39] Princess     If I did that... [04:42] Princess     I would wake Snowball up! SIGN    Zzz     Zzz... [04:46] Krall     What are you gonna do, Princess? [04:48] Krall     I can gently take Snowball into my arms     without waking her up, if you want. [04:55] Princess     Don't underestimate me. [04:57] Princess     I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion. [05:01] Princess     I've fought my way to victory     while enduring serious wounds. [05:06] Princess     Compared to that, these     numb legs are no big deal! [05:11] Princess     I'll withstand the pain     until Snowball wakes up! [05:16] Krall     Really? [05:18] Krall     Don't forget, Snowball's     not the only kitty here. [05:27] Princess     Callie! [05:29] Krall     Callie loves to snuggle up... [05:34] Princess     Don't do it, Callie! [05:38] Princess     I know you want to, but please... [05:41] Princess     I'm begging you, Callie! [05:43] Princess     Spare me! Please, spare me! SIGN    The princess     confessed [05:58] Ex     Are you okay, Your Highness?! [06:03] Princess     Darn you, Callie! [06:05] Princess     You may look cute, but     that's downright mean! [06:08] Princess     Unforgivable! [06:09] Princess     I'll never forgive you! [06:16] Princess     All forgiven! [06:17] Ex     Your Highness?! [06:19] Princess     Krall-chan, can I play with Callie? [06:22] Krall     You betcha, baby! [06:25] Princess     Here, this is payback! [06:28] Princess     Nuzzle, nuzzle! [06:30] Krall     Princess, wanna give her a snack? [06:32] Princess     Yeah, totally! [06:38] Princess     You're so adorable! [06:42] Krall     Did you get sick of being held, Snowball? [06:47] Ex     Ah! A little higher! [06:51] Torture     They truly are elite members     of the therapeutic unit. [06:56] Torture     What did he think of today's secret? [06:59] Kanadge     His Majesty actually left early today to     prepare for important business tomorrow. [07:05] Torture     What? [07:06] Kanadge     Tomorrow is Princess     Maomao-chan's field day. SIGN    Today's Event     Hellholm     Pre-School     Field Day SIGN    Hellgrove Park [07:10] Kanadge     His Majesty's waking up early to line     up and secure a spot for his family. SIGN    Line     ends     here [07:15] Torture     I see. [07:17] Torture     That is of the utmost importance. [07:21] Torture     Field day... [07:24] Torture     I'll need to go to cheer her on! [07:29] Torture     I must make a packed lunch     and invite the princess! SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"     Princess SIGN    Field Day [07:42] Song Recording     Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School [07:46] Song Recording     Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom SIGN    Hell-Lord SIGN    Main Desk [07:50] Song Recording     Pre Pre-School [07:53] Song Recording     Pre Pre-School SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School [08:02] Emcee     That was the second-year class with     the Hellholm Pre-School March! [08:06] Princess     Ah, so adorable! [08:09] Princess     I don't know them, but they're cute. [08:11] Princess     I'll talk. [08:12] Ex     Your Highness? [08:14] Princess     When's Maomao-chan's event? [08:16] Torture     Let's see... [08:18] Torture     It's coming up next, actually. [08:20] Torture     See, she's waiting at the entrance gate. [08:23] Princess     You're right! [08:24] Princess     Hey! Maomao-chan! [08:29] Emcee     The next event will be the     third-year class race! [08:34] Hell-Lord     Blast it! How maddening! [08:37] Hell-Lord     Maomao-chan's big moment is here,     yet this camera is broken! [08:42] Hell-Lord     Curse you, humans! [08:45] Kanadge     Your Majesty, the humans     are not to blame here. [08:48] Kanadge     You forgot to take the lens cap off. [08:50] Emcee     Okay, everyone who's up next,     please wait at the starting line! [08:55] Makki     I won't lose! [08:57] Youki     Oh! [08:58] Youki     Insuke's next to Princess Maomao-chan! [09:01] Princess     Insuke? [09:02] Inki     M-My little brother. SIGN    Inki's Little Brother                                        Insuke [09:05] Inki     Look, over there. [09:07] Princess     I see him! [09:07] Princess     He looks like you! [09:09] Torture     They're about to begin. [09:11] Teacher     On your marks! [09:13] Teacher     Get set! [09:16] Emcee     They're off to a good start! [09:18] Hell-Lord     You can do it! [09:20] Emcee     Okay, everyone! Best of luck! [09:23] Torture     Princess Maomao-chan... [09:25] Group     Insuke! Go get 'em! [09:27] Princess     Go Maomao-chan! [09:40] Emcee     Goal! [09:43] Youki     Awesome! [09:44] Inki     Insuke's the winner! [09:46] Ex     Huh? Is that okay? [09:48] Ex     Winning against the Hell-Lord's daughter. [09:51] Youki     She may be His Majesty's kid,     but this is a fair race! [09:55] Youki     Insuke! You did great! [09:58] Princess     Maomao-chan! You tried your best! [10:01] Hell-Lord     That's my daughter for you. [10:04] Hell-Lord     Excellent running. [10:07] Narration     The field day continues! [10:27] Princess     So cute, so cute! [10:30] Torture     It's great seeing these     young kids try their best. [10:33] Torture     Princess. [10:34] Torture     We're going to go help move some     equipment for the afternoon events. [10:39] Youki     We'll be back soon. [10:40] Princess     Sure, see you later! [10:43] Emcee     Next up, the third-year class     parent participation event, [10:47] Emcee     Tag Team Kangaroo! [10:49] Princess     Ah! [10:49] Princess     There's Maomao-chan! [10:52] Ex     Parent event? [10:54] Ex     So that must mean... [11:06] Princess     That's... [11:10] Princess     the Hell-Lord! [11:15] Princess     The Hell-Lord. [11:16] Emcee     Guardians, please line up     at the starting position! [11:17] Princess     It's my first time seeing him. [11:20] Emcee     Get set! [11:20] Princess     So that's the empire's... [11:25] Princess     No, humanity's enemy! [11:28] Princess     The embodiment of evil! [11:31] Princess     Ruler of all monsters! [11:33] Princess     Their fearsome leader! [11:35] Princess     A symbol of absolute power! [11:38] Princess     Nah, that can't be him. [11:40] Princess     There's no way that's the Hell-Lord. [11:42] Ex     Yes, I'm sure he's just a body double. [11:44] Ex     The Hell-Lord would never     come to a school field day. [11:50] Kanadge     Excellent work out there, Your Majesty. [11:54] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School [11:56] Hell-Lord     I see the princess has come to watch. [11:59] Kanadge     Yes. [12:00] Kanadge     It seems she's enjoying the proceedings. [12:03] Hell-Lord     Not a care in the world, I see. [12:05] Hell-Lord     Unaware of the hellish fate that     awaits her in the afternoon. [12:10] Kanadge     Hellish fate? [12:11] Hell-Lord     After hearing that the princess was     here, I made some preparations. [12:16] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [12:18] Hell-Lord     For a face-to-face battle     between the two of us! SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess SIGN    Hellgrove Park SIGN    Today's Event     Hellholm Pre-School     Field Day [12:35] Emcee     We will now be taking a break for lunch. [12:43] Princess     Wow, lunchboxes! [12:45] Insuke     Whoa, that looks great! [12:47] Youki     What a feast! [12:49] Princess     Did you make this yourself, Torture? [12:51] Torture     I hope you find it agreeable. [12:54] Inki     Y-You're awesome, Grand Inquisitor! [12:57] Youki     Yeah, yeah! [12:58] Princess     Torture! [13:00] Princess     Thanks! [13:05] Insuke     Yay! Let's dig in already! [13:09] Princess     Is this another torture method?! [13:10] Torture     Today is Saturday. [13:12] Torture     We've never tortured you     on weekends, have we? [13:15] Ex     No toxic overwork in the Hellhorde, huh? [13:17] Princess     I guess that's true! [13:20] Princess     Time to eat! [13:22] Group     Let's eat! [13:24] Princess     First, some fried chicken! [13:29] Princess     Mm, so good! [13:32] Torture     I'm afraid the fried chicken     is frozen rather than homemade. [13:35] Princess     Frozen fried chicken usually isn't crispy     or tender, but it's still good somehow! [13:41] Youki     What do you like best, Insuke? [13:43] Insuke     The salmon rice ball for me! [13:45] Inki     I think I like the sausages the best. [13:48] Inki     They're twice as delicious when     they're shaped like octopuses! [13:52] Youki     You're right! [13:54] Youki     Octopus sausages rule! [13:59] Princess     It's nice eating lunch outside like this. [14:02] Princess     Oh! [14:03] Princess     Maomao-chan's eating lunch with     her surrogate guardian, too! [14:07] Ex     That's quite the prime location. [14:09] Ex     Do you think they used the     Hell-Lord's authority? SIGN    The Hell-Lord worked hard to secure this spot [14:15] Youki     Last one's all mine! [14:17] Inki     Ah, there's no more fried chicken! [14:20] Princess     You don't hold back, You-chan! [14:22] Youki     Yummy! [14:23] Insuke     The shrimp patty's mine! [14:25] Princess     Meat, meat! [14:27] Youki     Fried shrimp for me! [14:28] Insuke     Me too! [14:30] Torture     Hey! [14:32] Torture     Make sure you all eat your veggies as well! [14:35] Group     Yes! SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"     Princess [14:41] Emcee     We will now begin the field     day afternoon program. SIGN    Hellgrove Park [14:45] Krall     Hngy-Baby, they're having their field day! [14:49] Emcee     Our next event is the third-year     class borrowing race! [14:54] Insuke     All right, time for our final battle! [14:56] Maomao-Chan     Insuke-kun, I won't lose this time! [14:59] Princess     Maomao-chan, you got this! [15:01] Group     Go Insuke! [15:04] Kanadge     Please let me handle the camera. [15:07] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [15:09] Hell-Lord     It seems you've managed to work it out. [15:13] Hell-Lord     This borrowing race is where the princess     and I will have our face-to-face battle! [15:19] Kanadge     I had no idea! SIGN    What is a "borrowing race"?                                   A simple explanation [15:22] Narration     What is a "borrowing race"? [15:26] Narration     You run until you reach the piece     of paper placed on the track, SIGN    Hat [15:29] Narration     borrow the item written on the     piece of paper from the audience, [15:33] Narration     and run with it to the finish line! [15:36] Narration     In other words, a scavenger hunt! SIGN    °Children who can't read yet can ask     a teacher standing by [15:42] Hell-Lord     I arranged beforehand the prompt     that Maomao-chan will get. [15:47] Kanadge     What?! SIGN    Someone     you     like [15:49] Hell-Lord     Her prompt is "someone you like." [15:53] Hell-Lord     I'm certain that Maomao-chan will choose me! [15:57] Hell-Lord     I hear the princess gets along with     Maomao-chan, but friendship only goes so far. [16:03] Hell-Lord     I'll show her our unbreakable     bond and put her in her place! [16:10] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh-heh. [16:17] Emcee     Okay, they're all off to a good start! [16:20] Emcee     They're starting to pick up the     papers with their prompts. [16:22] Emcee     What will they find written on there? SIGN    Someone     you     like [16:27] Maomao-Chan     Someone you like? SIGN    Someone     you     like SIGN    Minivan [16:30] Insuke     Minivan? [16:33] Emcee     Oh! [16:33] Emcee     It looks like Princess Maomao-chan's     prompt is "someone you like!" [16:37] Princess     Huh? [16:38] Princess     What if she ends up picking me? [16:40] Princess     If the enemy empire's princess showed     up at the Hellhorde's field day, [16:44] Princess     you think that'd cause problems? [16:46] Ex     What? [16:47] Ex     Isn't it a bit late for that? [16:48] Makki     Hey! [16:49] Makki     Does anyone here have a sacred blade? SIGN    Sacred blade [16:53] Ex     You rang? [16:54] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [16:56] Hell-Lord     Guess I should get going. [17:04] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [17:07] Maomao-Chan     Come with me! [17:09] Emcee     Now then, who has Princess     Maomao-chan picked? [17:15] Emcee     It's Her Majesty! [17:18] Emcee     No one can challenge a mother's throne! [17:21] Maomao-Chan     Mama, hurry up! SIGN    Queen     Lulune [17:25] Lulune     I won't lose! [17:38] Hell-Lord     I really am quite busy, with my address     at the closing ceremony and all, [17:42] Hell-Lord     so I would have been at a loss if     she asked me in the first place. [17:46] Hell-Lord     Maomao-chan was just being thoughtful,     so it's not that she prefers Lulune over me. [17:50] Hell-Lord     Any Hell-Lord would feel the same way... [17:51] Kanadge     Slow down! [17:53] Princess     Maomao-chan's mom is so pretty! [17:56] Inki     You can do it, Insuke! [17:59] Princess     Maomao-chan, don't give up! SIGN    Your fave [18:03] Preschooler A     Hey missy, can I borrow that bear? [18:07] Krall     You betcha, baby! [18:10] Maomao-Chan     We're gonna get first place together, Mama! [18:19] Ex     What kind of punishment is this?! [18:21] Insuke     Hey! [18:23] Insuke     Why can't this thing go any faster? [18:27] Emcee     Everyone's running toward the finish line! [18:31] Emcee     Who will take first? [18:36] Emcee     It's Princess Maomao-chan! [18:41] Princess     You did it, Maomao-chan! [18:43] Torture     What a close race! [18:46] Maomao-Chan     Mama! [18:48] Lulune     You did great. [18:50] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh-heh... [18:55] Emcee     To wrap things up, let's all dance     to the Hellholm Pre-School March! [19:00] Emcee     Everyone in the audience,     please feel free to join in! [19:04] Princess     Huh? Can I dance as well? [19:06] Youki     Yeah, go for it! [19:08] Inki     We do it every year! [19:10] Torture     We're all ready to go, too! SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School [19:22] Group     Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom! [19:26] Group     Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom! [19:30] Group     Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom! [19:34] Group     Pre Pre-School! [19:38] Group     Pre Pre-School! [19:48] Emcee     And now for the closing ceremony     address from His Majesty. SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School [19:52] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [19:54] Hell-Lord     I've witnessed all of     your growth here today. [19:58] Hell-Lord     Today's field day was a success [20:01] Hell-Lord     thanks to the hard work each     and every one of you put in. [20:06] Hell-Lord     I hope you all take pride in that fact. [20:09] Princess     The Hell-Lord's body double     gives a good speech. [20:12] Ex     Absolutely. [20:14] Hell-Lord     All of you here... [20:18] Hell-Lord     get these bear medals as a reward! [20:29] Maomao-Chan     Missy! [20:33] Princess     Maomao-chan! [20:34] Maomao-Chan     Yay! [20:36] Princess     I saw how great you did out there! [20:38] Maomao-Chan     Yeah! [20:39] Maomao-Chan     I got to be number one! [20:42] Princess     Mm-hmm! [20:44] Lulune     Hello there. [20:47] Lulune     Thank you for always looking     after my daughter. [20:49] Princess     Not at all! [20:50] Princess     It's always a pleasure     to be tortured by her. [20:55] Princess     Maomao-chan's mother... [20:58] Princess     She seems so nice. [21:04] Maomao-Chan     Bye-bye, missy! [21:07] Maomao-Chan     See you later! [21:08] Princess     Bye-bye! [21:10] Torture     'Tis time for us to make     our return, Princess. [21:13] Inki     Princess-chan, if you don't hurry up... [21:16] Youki     We'll leave you behind! [21:18] Princess     Sorry! I'll be right there! [21:28] Princess     That was so much fun! SIGN    The princess     confessed [21:33] Ex     Why? [23:06] Hell-Lord     Maomao-chan! [23:08] Hell-Lord     Which picture book should I... [23:11] Lulune     Shh! SIGN    Morning for Pighoof [23:18] Lulune     She's already fast asleep. [23:20] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [23:21] Hell-Lord     Looks like I don't get to read     her a picture book tonight. SIGN    Morning for Pighoof [23:28] Lulune     Good night. [23:30] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [23:31] Hell-Lord     Sweet dreams. E8 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    University     Info Session SIGN    Career [00:13] (Flashback) Youki     Not much time left to pick a career path. SIGN    Youki & Inki     As Students [00:16] (Flashback) Youki     Have you decided already, In-chan? [00:18] (Flashback) Inki     Yep. [00:20] (Flashback) Inki     I want to put a smile on people's faces. [00:23] (Flashback) Inki     Entertain them. [00:24] (Flashback) Inki     That's the kind of job I've always wanted. [00:31] (Flashback) Inki     That's why I'm going to join     the Hellhorde as a torturer. [00:35] (Flashback) Youki     Huh? [00:36] (Flashback) Youki     I don't know much about it, but     is that what torturers do? [00:39] (Flashback) Inki     Yeah. [00:40] (Flashback) Inki     I heard that wasn't the case in the past, [00:42] (Flashback) Inki     but that's what it's like lately. [00:44] (Flashback) Youki     Huh, it might be perfect for you then. [00:48] (Flashback) Inki     Thanks. [00:50] (Flashback) Inki     But if I want to be one, I can't     be so nervous all the time. [00:56] (Flashback) Youki     You think? [00:57] (Flashback) Youki     That's just who you are. [01:00] (Flashback) Youki     What should I do? [01:04] (Flashback) Inki     Wh-Why don't you... [01:10] (Flashback) Inki     Nah, never mind. [01:13] (Flashback) Inki     I want to ask her to become     a torturer with me. [01:18] (Flashback) Inki     But You-chan should be the one     to decide her own future. [01:25] (Flashback) Youki     What do you think? [01:27] (Flashback) Youki     What would be good for me? [01:30] (Flashback) Inki     Um... [01:32] (Flashback) Inki     What about... something you enjoy doing? [01:35] (Flashback) Inki     Or an activity you've     spent a lot of time on. [01:37] (Flashback) Inki     You could find a job related to that. [01:43] (Flashback) Youki     I like lots of things, but     doing them for a living? [01:47] (Flashback) Youki     As for activities I've spent time on... [01:52] (Flashback) Youki     Okay! [01:54] (Flashback) Youki     I'll become a torturer, too! [01:57] (Flashback) Inki     What? [01:58] (Flashback) Inki     Wh-Why? [02:00] (Flashback) Youki     Well... [02:02] (Flashback) Youki     I've spent the most time     being friends with you! [02:11] (Flashback) Youki     So I guess we'll be sticking together! [02:14] (Flashback) Youki     If I get accepted. [02:16] (Flashback) Inki     Sounds good to me! [02:28] Group     Oshikura Manju, don't you     cry from being shoved! SIGN    Hellhorde Promotion     Exam in Session [02:31] Group     Oshikura Manju, don't you     cry from being shoved! [02:50] Youki     How's that? [02:51] Inki     Your Majesty! [03:05] Hell-Lord     You fail. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [04:43] Youki     Princess-chan! [04:44] Inki     We failed our promotion exam. [04:47] Youki     What should we do to get promoted? [04:50] Ex     Why are you asking Her Highness? [04:52] Ex     We're your enemies. [04:53] Princess     Ex. [04:54] Princess     These two may be my enemies,     but we're also friends. [04:58] Ex     Can those things be true at the same time? [05:01] Youki     What's wrong with asking her? [05:03] Inki     Ah, is it almost time for your torture? [05:07] Princess     It's fine. [05:10] Princess     I'm all done with today's torture! [05:15] Princess     I see. [05:17] Princess     To become a harm-marshal, [05:19] Princess     you need to torture the Hell-Lord     and get him to reveal a secret. [05:24] Youki     It's real tough. [05:26] Inki     The lieutorment exam was a lot easier. [05:29] Princess     What'd you do for that? [05:31] Youki     You just need to pass a written     test and a simple practical exam, [05:34] Youki     and then take a learning course. [05:35] Ex     Are you getting a moped license?! [05:37] Princess     Let me think. [05:39] Princess     When facing a fearsome foe, it's     important to know your opponent. [05:45] Princess     For example, when I fought against     someone who was very well-protected... [05:50] Princess     I observed him as closely as I could, [05:52] Princess     and found the weak points in his armor, [05:56] Princess     which is how I defeated him. [05:59] Princess     Don't let yourself be     intimidated by your target, [06:02] Princess     and calmly assess the situation. [06:05] Youki     Makes sense. [06:06] Princess     As an example, the Hell-Lord has     his own preferences, right? [06:10] Princess     If you know what he likes, you     can use that in your torture. [06:14] Inki     What His Majesty likes... [06:16] Youki     What he likes... [06:20] Group     Ah! [06:21] Princess     Looks like you've figured it out. [06:23] Youki     Yep! [06:24] Inki     We... We can pass with this! [06:27] Princess     So, when's the next promotion exam? [06:31] Youki     If we ask His Majesty,     we can take it any time. [06:34] Ex     They're like lessons that are     just held in some random guy's house! [06:38] Group     Oshikura Manju, don't you     cry from being shoved! SIGN    Hellhorde Promotion     Exam in Session [06:53] Hell-Lord     Hmph. [06:54] Hell-Lord     What do you expect me to make of     the same torture as last time? [06:59] Inki     N-Now! [07:03] Maomao-Chan     Oshikura Manju, don't you     cry from being shoved! [07:07] Hell-Lord     Ma... [07:08] Hell-Lord     Maomao-chan! [07:11] Maomao-Chan     Oshikura Manju, don't you     cry from being shoved! [07:11] Youki     Well, Your Majesty? [07:13] Inki     The only way to join in is giving a secret! [07:15] Inki     Tell us your secret! [07:17] Maomao-Chan     Oshikura Manju, don't you     cry from being shoved! [07:29] Hell-Lord     When it's the last battle in     the final episode of an anime, [07:32] Hell-Lord     it gets me every time when     they play the opening song! [07:37] Group     We did it! [07:56] Group     Oshikura Manju, don't you     cry from being shoved! SIGN    Youki, Inki, and Maomao-chan     received promotions SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"     Princess SIGN    On Duty Next Week:     Bruse the Destroyer SIGN    Hellhorde News (for Torturers) SIGN    Keep     doors     and     windows     locked. [08:16] Princess     That was a great bath. [08:19] Giant     I feel so warm. [08:22] Giant     What do you do about baths on     the days I don't invite you? [08:27] Princess     I just use the shower next to my jail cell. [08:30] Giant     So your jail cell has a shower. [08:34] Giant     Ah! [08:36] Giant     Princess-chan, are you done     with your torture for today? [08:40] Princess     I caved. [08:41] Princess     All that's left is to go to sleep. [08:43] Giant     In that case... [08:45] Giant     Wanna stop by the corner     store to get ice cream? [08:51] Princess     Totally! [09:11] Princess     The cool wind feels so     nice right after a bath. [09:15] Giant     Walking outside at night     always gets me excited. [09:20] Giant     Everything's so quiet, and it's thrilling how     different it feels being out here in the dark. [09:26] Giant     I'd say it's even a little bit scary. [09:28] Giant     But that just adds to the fun. [09:30] Princess     Huh... [09:33] Princess     You think going on a walk is fun? [09:36] Princess     I've never thought of walking as being fun. [09:42] Princess     In the empire, I wasn't permitted     to freely go outside. [09:46] Princess     I've led military marches, [09:49] Princess     but that's just walking along     a predetermined route. [09:59] Giant     Princess-chan. [10:00] Giant     Why don't we take a few steps back     and go down that path instead? [10:04] Princess     Huh? Is that way shorter? [10:07] Giant     Nope, it's a bit of a detour. [10:10] Princess     What? [10:10] Princess     Then why would we take that path? [10:13] Giant     I was hoping to walk with you     for a little bit longer. [10:19] Giant     I want you to learn how fun     it is to go on a walk. [10:23] Princess     Master Mama... [10:26] Princess     In that case, I'm ready for you to teach me! [10:28] Giant     Sure. [10:50] Giant     It's clear out tonight, so you can make     out the Winter Triangle really well. [10:56] Princess     Huh? What's that? [10:58] Giant     Do you see that star? [11:02] Giant     The one that's slightly red. [11:04] Princess     Oh, that one? [11:05] Giant     Yep. [11:07] Giant     That's Betelgeuse, part of     the constellation Orion. [11:10] Giant     And the bright star to the bottom left     of that is Sirius, in Canis Major. [11:15] Giant     To the left of that is     Procyon, in Canis Minor. [11:20] Giant     The triangle that these three create     is called the Winter Triangle. [11:26] Princess     Huh, really? [11:30] Princess     That Canis Major star is really bright. [11:33] Giant     Yep. [11:35] Giant     Sirius is the brightest     star in the night sky. [11:40] Princess     Large and bright, kindly     shining down on everyone. [11:45] Princess     That star is a little like you, Master Mama. [11:50] Giant     Then would that make you Procyon? [11:53] Giant     A cute, adorable little puppy. [11:55] Princess     What? [11:56] Princess     I'm the proud Commander of     the Imperial Third Legion. [12:03] Princess     That'd mean that red star is... [12:07] Princess     Torture! [12:07] Giant     Torture-san! [12:17] Princess     I've never taken the time to look     at the stars like this before. [12:22] Princess     I never realized that there were     so many kinds, so many names... [12:29] Princess     That they were so pretty... [12:34] Giant     There's still plenty out there. [12:37] Giant     Things you don't know. [12:39] Giant     Pretty things you haven't seen yet. [12:43] Giant     We can walk together and     take our time finding them. [12:48] Princess     Master Mama... [12:50] Princess     Yeah! [12:52] Princess     Ah! [13:02] Giant     What did you wish for? [13:05] Princess     That's a secret. [13:06] Princess     What about you? [13:07] Giant     Mmm... [13:09] Giant     That's a secret! [13:11] Princess     That's not fair! [13:12] Giant     Sure it is! [13:14] Princess     Ah! [13:15] Princess     Those two stars next to each other     look like In-chan and You-chan! SIGN    Bank [13:25] Princess     Meat buns rule! [13:28] Giant     We came all this way for ice cream, [13:30] Giant     but we ended up in the mood for meat     buns after walking in the cold. [13:35] Princess     That road was a way bigger     detour than I expected. [13:40] Giant     Sorry about that. [13:41] Giant     Looks like I was thinking     of a different path. [13:44] Princess     Not a problem since this     meat bun's delicious. SIGN    Oden Fair [13:48] Giant     Should we try a different     path on our way back? [13:50] Princess     Yeah! [13:53] Princess     Master Mama. [13:54] Giant     Hm? [13:57] Princess     Walking sure is fun. [14:01] Giant     Glad to hear it! SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [14:15] Narration     Many moons have passed since the Imperial     Army went to war with the Hellhorde. [14:22] Narration     The royal princess, Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion, [14:26] Narration     ends up being taken prisoner     in the midst of fierce battle. [14:32] Narration     Subjected to all manners of     torture day in and day out, [14:38] Narration     she endures these indignities     without so much as a peep. SIGN    Pop SIGN    Pop [14:43] Narration     She reveals not the secrets     of the Royal Empire. SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter [14:46] Narration     Yes, by no means will she speak. [14:50] Narration     The princess does not give in. [14:52] Narration     No, she will never give in! [14:57] Narration     And so, the torture continues     today, yet again... [15:18] Vanilla     So Youki and Inki are harm-marshals now... SIGN    Hellhorde News (for Torturers) SIGN    A Hellhorde Newsletter Publication SIGN    It's gotten colder out,     so I hope you're watching out for colds.     I hear His Majesty bought a new blanket.     Moving on to this month's promotions. SIGN    - Harm-Marshal SIGN    Youki, Inki SIGN    - Lieutorment SIGN    Mokokon [15:22] Vanilla     They made it to harm-marshal     with those tame tortures? [15:27] Vanilla     Torture is supposed to make them cry,     scream, and beg from terror to get a confession. [15:36] Vanilla     Just you wait, Princess. [15:39] Vanilla     I'll be the one to teach you. [15:42] Vanilla     The true meaning of torture, that is. [15:50] Vanilla     Time for your torture, Princess! [15:55] Torture     May I introduce you to     Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz. [15:58] Torture     She's volunteered herself for     today's torture session. [16:01] Ex     Peschutz?! [16:02] Ex     That Peschutz? [16:04] Princess     You've heard that name before, Ex? [16:06] Ex     The vampire clan of Peschutz. [16:09] Ex     It's said that they're the most ruthlessly     brutal members of the Hellhorde. [16:14] Vanilla     That's right. [16:15] Vanilla     I'm the daughter of the     noble House of Peschutz, [16:18] Vanilla     Vanilla Peschutz. [16:20] Vanilla     From what I hear, you've been subjected     to some real toothless torture. [16:27] Vanilla     That's why I'm here today to teach you... [16:31] Vanilla     the fear and despair that     comes with real torture. [16:44] Vanilla     My torture is this roller coaster! [16:48] Vanilla     And it's no ordinary roller coaster! [16:51] Vanilla     A maximum height of 75 meters! [16:53] Vanilla     This monster ride has a top speed     of 175 kilometers per hour! [16:57] Vanilla     Look! [16:57] Vanilla     The faces of those peasants     are contorted in fear! [17:01] Vanilla     If you cry, plead, and share your secret, [17:04] Vanilla     I might spare you from having to ride it... [17:09] Princess     Wow! I can't wait to get on! [17:12] Vanilla     What?! [17:13] Vanilla     H-Hmph! [17:15] Vanilla     We'll see how long you remain composed. [17:17] Torture     Now then, Vanilla. [17:19] Torture     Please accompany the princess on the ride. [17:21] Vanilla     What?! [17:22] Vanilla     R-Ride that thing? Me? [17:25] Torture     'Tis possible that she'll     confess her secret mid-ride. [17:31] Torture     Will you be okay? [17:32] Torture     If you're afraid, I can go instead. [17:36] Vanilla     I come from the noble House of Peschutz! [17:38] Vanilla     There's no way I'd be scared! [18:03] Vanilla     Wh-What now, Princess? [18:06] Vanilla     Once we reach the top, that's     when the breakneck speed begins! [18:09] Vanilla     It's not too late for an emergency     stop if you speak now! [18:12] Princess     So excited! [18:13] Vanilla     Hey, tell me your secret! [18:15] Vanilla     Hurry up and tell me! [18:16] Vanilla     Your secret! [18:17] Princess     I can't wait! [18:53] Princess     Okay! [18:54] Princess     This next climb goes up to the very top! [18:57] Princess     I'm so stoked— [18:57] Vanilla     When I go to bed, I can't sleep     without my stuffed animal. [19:04] Princess     What are you going on about? [19:08] Princess     Wait, are you scared? [19:12] Vanilla     Damn it! [19:15] Vanilla     That's right. I'm scared. [19:18] Vanilla     The truth is, I can't handle     regular roller coasters, either. [19:21] Vanilla     I'm scared of how fast they go and     how it feels like you'll fall off. [19:26] Vanilla     How pathetic for someone who     carries the Peschutz blood. [19:30] Vanilla     What a disgrace. [19:32] Vanilla     My life is over! [19:35] Princess     That's incredible! [19:39] Princess     You're scared of roller coasters, but     you're riding one for my torture? [19:41] Vanilla     Huh? [19:42] Princess     That takes real guts! [19:44] Princess     I really admire that! [19:47] Princess     Give me your hand. [19:48] Princess     Just for a second. [19:54] Princess     See, now you're fine. [19:57] Princess     I'll never let go. [20:00] Princess     You won't fall off. [20:02] Princess     I'll make sure you don't! [20:11] Vanilla     So fast! So fast! [20:13] Vanilla     The wind and shaking is     more intense than before! [20:19] Vanilla     But... [20:21] Vanilla     It's not as scary as before. [20:30] Princess     That was awesome! [20:33] Torture     It appears that you failed at your torture. [20:38] Vanilla     Yeah. [20:41] Vanilla     It's my loss. [20:46] Princess     Princess. [20:48] Princess     Is there something you want me to tell you? [20:51] Princess     The loser reveals a secret. [20:53] Princess     Those are the rules. [20:55] Ex     Is that what the rules were? [21:00] Princess     Okay, then tell me... [21:04] Princess     What attraction would you enjoy going on? [21:08] Princess     We came all the way here to this park. [21:10] Princess     I want all of us to have fun! [21:17] Vanilla     Yeah! [21:43] Vanilla     I-I'm the daughter of the     noble House of Peschutz! [21:46] Vanilla     Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz! [21:49] Vanilla     I won't be beguiled by some mere princess! [23:27] Vanilla     I may have failed today, but next time... E9 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Narration     Many moons have passed since the Imperial     Army went to war with the Hellhorde. [00:08] Narration     The royal princess, Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion, [00:12] Narration     ends up being taken prisoner     in the midst of fierce battle. [00:18] Narration     Submitted to all manners of     torture day in and day out, [00:24] Narration     she endures these indignities     without so much as a peep. SIGN    Pop SIGN    Pop [00:29] Narration     She reveals not the secrets     of the Royal Empire. SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter [00:32] Narration     Yes, by no means will she speak. [00:36] Narration     The princess does not give in. [00:39] Narration     No, she will never give in! [00:43] Narration     And so, the torture continues     today, yet again... SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [02:24] Narration     Torture is away on a business trip, [02:26] Narration     and with no one in charge,     the torture is on break for today. SIGN    That Evening [02:39] Torture     Business trips are always a little tiring. [02:43] Torture     But the moment you change into     loungewear at the hotel, [02:46] Torture     and let your body sink into the bed... [02:49] Torture     It makes everything feel worth it. [02:53] Torture     Utter bliss. [03:00] Torture     I feel like I'm going to fall asleep. [03:02] Torture     I should eat something. SIGN    Ham & Cheese     Burrito SIGN    Red Kitsune Udon [03:06] Torture     Usually, I prepare balanced     meals for myself. [03:09] Torture     But today's an exception     since I'm away on business. [03:11] Torture     This secluded business hotel room is     a nice change from my own chamber. [03:14] Torture     It feels like it's okay     to let myself go here. [03:19] Torture     Time to eat. SIGN    Ham & Cheese     Burrito [03:22] Torture     First, this ham and cheese burrito. [03:26] Torture     You gently open it... [03:36] Torture     Then place a jumbo sausage     inside and wrap it back up. [03:41] Torture     Done! [03:42] Torture     A special ham, cheese, and sausage burrito! [03:58] Torture     Delicious. [04:01] Torture     It may be delicious, but it's     not a very refined meal, [04:04] Torture     so it's hard to tell others about it. SIGN    Red Kitsune Udon [04:10] Torture     Next, this cup udon. [04:18] Torture     Lately, I enjoy keeping the     lid on for a little longer, [04:21] Torture     so that the noodles end up softer. [04:29] Torture     Now for the fried tofu. [04:33] Torture     The broth that's soaked into     the tofu comes pouring out, [04:36] Torture     and it's a delight just to have in my mouth. [04:40] Torture     This tiny egg... [04:42] Torture     It's a mystery how they make it, [04:44] Torture     but it's tasty and goes     very well with the broth. [04:47] Torture     I also have some slightly fancy     pudding sitting in the fridge today. [04:55] Torture     Perhaps I went a little overboard. SIGN    Torture     enjoyed herself SIGN    Breakfast Buffet SIGN    Hours of Operation [05:06] Torture     I ate too much late night. [05:09] Torture     Let's eat a lot of vegetables for breakfast. [05:12] Torture     No bread or rice, for a healthy— [05:14] Hotel Staff     Honey butter rolls, fresh from the oven! [05:21] Torture     I don't have a choice if     they're fresh from the oven. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"     Princess SIGN    Sunday [05:35] Bruse     What'd you say?! [05:37] Bruse     His Majesty is injured?! SIGN    On Duty This Weekend     Chief Battle Officer                                   Bruse the Destroyer [05:39] Skeleton Officer     Yes... [05:40] Skeleton Officer     I hear he's received a minor     injury to his dominant hand. [05:45] Bruse     His Majesty's defensive magic is     supposed to nullify all attacks! [05:51] Bruse     Ah! [05:52] Bruse     That reminds me, yesterday... [05:54] Bruse     It was for an instant, but     I felt His Majesty's mana! [05:57] Bruse     I thought I had imagined it... [06:00] Bruse     but was he engaged in combat with someone?! [06:03] Bruse     Someone who didn't even give him the     chance to cast a defensive spell?! [06:06] Skeleton Officer     M-Most likely... [06:10] Bruse     Who in the world was His Majesty up against? SIGN    Saturday,     the Day Prior [06:21] (Flashback) Group     Yay! [06:23] (Flashback) Lulune     Today is your first day as a pâtissière! [06:26] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     Let's make cookies! [06:29] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     I hope they end up being good. [06:31] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     It's your first time. [06:33] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Don't worry about whether     they turn out well. [06:35] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     The important thing is that you try. [06:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Even if you mess up, don't     think of it as having failed. [06:41] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     It's the first step to success. [06:45] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     I want everything to go well     the first time around! SIGN    Bam SIGN    Bam! [06:50] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     That's fair. [06:52] (Flashback) Lulune     You'll be just fine. [06:54] (Flashback) Lulune     We're here to help you. [06:56] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Indeed. [06:57] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     The courage to seek help from others, [06:59] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     another necessary virtue. [07:02] (Flashback) Lulune     Let's start by putting     the butter in the bowl. [07:06] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     Then what? [07:07] (Flashback) Lulune     We wait about twenty minutes. [07:09] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     What?! [07:11] (Flashback) Lulune     Right now, the butter is still too hard, [07:13] (Flashback) Lulune     so we need to wait for it to melt a bit. [07:15] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     No way! [07:18] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [07:20] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Fear not. [07:25] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Fire Magic: Demon's Heat! [07:33] Bruse     What?! [07:35] (Flashback) Bruse     That was His Majesty's mana just now! [07:39] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     It's perfectly melted now,     thanks to infernal heat. [07:42] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     Yay! [07:43] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     Thanks, Papa! [07:45] (Flashback) Lulune     Time to add the powdered mix and eggs. SIGN    Cookie     Mix [07:48] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Maomao-chan, do you know     how to break an egg? [07:51] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     No, it's still hard for me. [07:55] (Flashback) Lulune     I can break them just fine! [07:57] (Flashback) Lulune     One-handed, at that! SIGN    Bam [07:58] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     What?! [07:59] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     With one hand?! [08:00] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [08:01] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     It's not a competition. [08:03] (Flashback) Lulune     Let me teach you the simplest way. [08:06] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     Sure! [08:10] (Flashback) Lulune     First, hit the egg against a flat surface. [08:14] (Flashback) Lulune     That'll create a circular crack in the egg. [08:17] (Flashback) Lulune     Latch onto it with your thumb, [08:20] (Flashback) Lulune     then use your index and middle     fingers to hold the top end... [08:23] (Flashback) Lulune     Now, bend your fingers back! [08:27] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     Magic?! [08:28] (Flashback) Lulune     It's a skill. [08:30] (Flashback) Lulune     Okay, now add the mix and beat it good! [08:34] (Flashback) Lulune     Then roll it out nice and thin. [08:39] (Flashback) Lulune     Let's cut out the shapes! [08:41] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     Yay! [08:45] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [08:47] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     It's a teddy bear. [08:49] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Huh? [08:50] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     What are you doing? [08:52] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     You're not using a cookie cutter? [08:55] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     I'm making the biggest cookie in the world! [08:58] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     What?! [08:59] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     What insatiable hunger! [09:01] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     She truly is my progeny. [09:03] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     No, when it comes to cookies,     she's already surpassed me. [09:07] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     That's my Maomao-chan! [09:14] (Flashback) Lulune     Here, they're done baking! [09:18] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     Yay! [09:19] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     Lemme see! [09:19] Lulune     Ah, wait! [09:20] (Flashback) Lulune     The tray's still hot— [09:20] Maomao-Chan     Hurry! [09:30] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Are you alright? [09:32] (Flashback) Lulune     Y-Yes. [09:34] (Flashback) Lulune     Thank you. [09:37] (Flashback) Lulune     Your hand! [09:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     I am the Hell-Lord! [09:40] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     This is but a minor burn for me. [09:46] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Maomao-chan. [09:48] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     I understand your impatience,     but you need to be careful. [09:51] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     Yeah. [09:52] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     I'm sorry. [09:56] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     It's all red! [09:58] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     Mama, get the freezy pack! [10:03] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     How's it feel? [10:04] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     All better now. [10:06] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [10:08] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Maomao-chan, you must be the     best doctor in the world. [10:13] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Now then, we've made all these cookies. [10:16] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Let's eat them while they're nice and warm! [10:31] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     The biggest cookie in the     world is the tastiest, too! [10:36] (Flashback) Lulune     Mine came out just as good! [10:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [10:39] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     Scrumptious. Absolutely scrumptious. [10:42] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     I'll gobble up every last one! [10:44] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan     Ah, don't! [10:45] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh! SIGN    Sunday,     Present Time [10:51] Bruse     His Majesty's wound... [10:53] Bruse     Who could be responsible?! [11:02] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [11:09] Torture     But first. [11:12] Torture     These are a gift from Princess Maomao-chan. [11:15] Princess     What? Maomao-chan?! [11:17] Torture     It seems she's made baked     goods for the first time. [11:19] Princess     Homemade?! [11:20] Princess     I'm so happy! [11:21] Princess     Why don't we open them now     and eat some together? [11:23] Torture     No, 'tis the time for torture now. [11:26] Torture     I must decline such undue acts of intimacy. [11:28] Ex     But handing over sweets is okay? [11:32] Princess     That's right. [11:33] Princess     Let's save it for after the torture. [11:35] Torture     Yes. [11:36] Torture     Once the torture's come to an     end, we cease to be enemies. [11:40] Ex     So there's no hard feelings in torture? [11:43] Torture     Now, as for today's torture... [11:47] Torture     'Tis tea. [11:48] Princess     Tea? [11:49] Torture     Indeed. [11:50] Torture     Our intelligence has uncovered the     fact that you're quite fond of tea. [11:56] Torture     I hear you enjoyed it to the     point of hosting tea parties. [12:00] Princess     Tea parties, huh? [12:02] Princess     That takes me back. [12:05] Princess     A fun event once or twice a year, where     I could forget about the battlefield. [12:10] Princess     It's true that I was a tea-loving     princess at those parties. [12:15] Princess     But too bad. [12:19] Princess     That was nothing more than     a diplomatic facade! [12:21] Princess     Actually, I love cola and lemon-lime soda! [12:24] Ex     That's sad to hear from     the princess of an empire. [12:28] Princess     After doing well in my lessons, Jimochi     would let me have some as an occasional treat. [12:34] Princess     I just drank tea on social occasions. [12:37] Princess     I wouldn't say I really liked it... [12:42] Princess     Hm? [12:43] Princess     You're warming up the pot first. [12:46] Princess     Looks like you know the     proper way to brew tea. [12:51] Princess     Preparing tea in the proper fashion     results in a far better taste. [12:58] Princess     Drool... [12:59] Princess     I wouldn't mind some tea after so long... [13:01] Ex     Your Highness?! [13:02] Ex     Why do you always blab on     and dig your own grave?! [13:06] Ex     What are you, a self-driving vehicle?! [13:09] Princess     How could I let my guard down?! [13:11] Princess     That said, today I have this! [13:15] Princess     Maomao-chan's homemade sweets! [13:18] Princess     You made a grave mistake by     giving this to me first! [13:22] Princess     I can cancel out my desire     for tea with some snacks! [13:25] Princess     Wow, look at these adorable cookies! [13:31] Princess     Mmm! They're great! [13:33] Princess     The joy of this mild sweet     sensation is filling my mouth! [13:38] Princess     Munch, munch, munch, munch... [13:39] Princess     Now I won't succumb to your torture. [13:42] Princess     A fatal mistake on your part! [13:45] Princess     Well, ideally, I'd love     a drink, and a warm... [13:50] Torture     Warm? Go on. [13:53] Princess     Y-You fiend! [13:55] Princess     This was your aim from the very start! [13:57] Torture     No, you simply brought     about your own demise. [14:00] Torture     I wasn't aware of what     baked goods she had made. [14:03] Ex     Remain calm, Your Highness! [14:05] Ex     You're Commander of the     Imperial Third Legion! [14:08] Ex     There's no way you'd be bested     by such weak temptation! [14:11] Princess     You're right. [14:12] Princess     I need to remember my days as a knight! [14:14] Princess     I only drank that tea at parties     as a way to socialize! [14:21] Princess     Think back! [14:22] Princess     Remember! [14:24] (Flashback) Princess     It's good, isn't it? [14:26] Princess     Thinking back on it, I really do love tea. [14:29] Ex     Your Highness? SIGN    The princess     confessed [14:38] Princess     This tea is the perfect palate cleanser, [14:40] Princess     and it brings out the     sweetness of the cookies! [14:43] Torture     I've received cookies from     Princess Maomao-chan as well. [14:46] Torture     Let's enjoy them together. [14:47] Princess     Yay! [14:49] Hell-Lord     What? [14:51] Hell-Lord     There's a mysterious treasure     buried in the royal cemetery? [14:55] Kanadge     Yes. [14:56] Kanadge     The princess has told all. [14:58] Kanadge     With that treasure, we can penetrate     the Imperial Army's defensive magic. [15:03] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [15:06] Hell-Lord     We can't go defiling graves now. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [15:17] Vanilla     Time for your torture, Princess! [15:21] Princess     You're... [15:23] Vanilla     Don't tell me you've forgotten who I am. [15:26] Princess     Of course I remember you. [15:28] Princess     Vanilla Peschutz. [15:29] Vanilla     What?! [15:30] Vanilla     We only met once, and     she remembered my name? SIGN    Harm-Marshal                                        Vanilla Peschutz [15:34] Ex     Hello? [15:35] Vanilla     H-Hmph! [15:37] Vanilla     Well, I suppose you couldn't forget the     daughter of the noble House of Peschutz! [15:42] Vanilla     Today will be different from last time. [15:44] Vanilla     I will have my revenge. [15:48] Vanilla     Quake and tremble in fear! [15:51] Vanilla     Today's torture is... [15:54] Vanilla     Cake! [15:56] Group     Oh. [15:58] Group     Huh? [16:04] Vanilla     And this is no ordinary cake. [16:06] Vanilla     Why, it's baked by yours truly! [16:10] Vanilla     A homemade cake, courtesy of the high-class     daughter of the noble House of Peschutz! [16:19] Vanilla     I made it all by myself, without     any help from Mama or Papa. [16:25] Vanilla     The moment you learn that it's handmade, [16:27] Vanilla     you'll be overcome with emotion     and burst into tears, [16:30] Vanilla     pleading for a bite of this cake. [16:32] Princess     A cake made by Lady Vanilla herself? [16:35] Princess     I want some! [16:38] Vanilla     Actually, this cake— [16:39] Ex     What a clumsy-looking cake. [16:41] Vanilla     Hey! [16:43] Ex     The frosting is all messy, [16:45] Ex     and the cake as a whole is lopsided. [16:47] Ex     And what's this strange object on top? [16:51] Ex     A real head-scratcher. [16:53] Vanilla     I-It's a penguin! [16:57] Vanilla     I-I see, so that's your plan. [17:00] Vanilla     Nitpicking at my cake to preempt my attack? [17:03] Vanilla     Hmph, how pointless. [17:06] Vanilla     Even if it looks a little clumsy, [17:07] Vanilla     once she finds out I made it, she's     bound to bow before its grandeur. [17:11] Vanilla     Yes, even if it's clumsy... [17:13] Vanilla     She's powerless before its grandeur! [17:16] Vanilla     Clumsy or not... [17:20] Vanilla     I tried so hard to make it, too... [17:24] Princess     What are you saying, Ex? [17:27] Princess     The presentation may be     a bit clumsy, but look. [17:31] Princess     The frosting holds its shape well. [17:34] Princess     That's proof that it's     been whipped with care. [17:37] Princess     There's a lot of frosting, which     was laid on thick with a spatula, [17:41] Princess     so it ended up looking lopsided as a whole. [17:44] Princess     But this is no sloppy craftsmanship. [17:46] Princess     They wanted plenty of that delicious     frosting to be enjoyed. [17:49] Princess     I'm sure that was why they kept     going back with that spatula. [17:53] Princess     Can't you feel the love of the     person who made this cake? [18:01] Princess     And look closely, Ex. [18:03] Princess     That's not a strange object. [18:05] Princess     It's an adorable penguin! [18:08] Vanilla     Prinshess! [18:10] Princess     This cake may look really tasty, [18:13] Princess     but I'm Commander of the     Imperial Third Legion. [18:17] Princess     This level of torture isn't     enough to make me give in! [18:24] Princess     Huh?! [18:26] Princess     What's gotten into you?! [18:28] Princess     Does your tummy hurt? [18:45] Vanilla     Nope. [18:47] Vanilla     Thanks, Princess. [18:50] Vanilla     You don't have to confess,     so please eat the cake. [18:53] Princess     Huh? [18:54] Princess     Why?! [19:00] Vanilla     H-How is it? [19:03] Princess     Mm! It's really good! [19:07] Vanilla     You really mean it?! [19:08] Ex     I'm a sacred blade... [19:09] Princess     Really! SIGN    The cake was     delicious [19:15] Hell-Lord     What? [19:16] Hell-Lord     Two failed tortures in a row? [19:19] Hell-Lord     From Vanilla Peschutz? [19:21] Kanadge     Yes. [19:22] Kanadge     A harm-marshal failing twice at torture... [19:26] Kanadge     It's a disgrace that puts     our dignity at stake. [19:28] Kanadge     I believe that some form     of action is needed here. [19:34] Hell-Lord     I suppose. [19:39] Hell-Lord     It's times like these that call     for a good support network. [21:18] Narration     The Way of the Hell-Lord. [21:21] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [21:24] Hell-Lord     I'll get the worst stains off before     putting the dishes in the dishwasher. [21:28] Narration     The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number one: [21:30] Narration     Take care of the dishes while     Mama puts Maomao-chan to bed. [21:37] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [21:47] Hell-Lord     What?! [21:50] Lulune     She's finally asleep. [21:52] Lulune     I ended up reading to her     twelve times tonight. [21:54] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [21:55] Hell-Lord     Sounds like she was a real bundle of energy. [21:58] Hell-Lord     Well done. [22:00] Narration     The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number two: [22:02] Narration     Evening drinks are always a pleasure. [22:04] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [22:06] Hell-Lord     Looks like this is coming up soon. SIGN    Pre-School News SIGN    This month's event is     the parent-child luncheon! SIGN    Please come and enjoy     lunch with your child at school!! [22:08] Hell-Lord     A parent-child luncheon. [22:11] Lulune     Mm-hmm. [22:12] Hell-Lord     One guardian per household can join. [22:15] Hell-Lord     Lulune, you attended on both her     first and second year, didn't you? [22:20] Narration     The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number three: [22:22] Narration     When alone, call Mama by her first name. [22:25] Lulune     I sure did. [22:27] Lulune     The parent-child luncheon     is always on a weekday. [22:29] Hell-Lord     You know, we can take paid time off     whenever we want in the Hellhorde. [22:41] Lulune     Do you want to attend the     parent-child luncheon? [22:43] Hell-Lord     I do want to attend the     parent-child luncheon! [22:46] Narration     The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number four: [22:49] Narration     Clearly state any and all opinions. SIGN    Parent-Child     Luncheon [22:57] Maomao-Chan     Look, Papa! [22:59] Maomao-Chan     I'm gonna eat my bell peppers! [23:01] Hell-Lord     What?! [23:17] Maomao-Chan     See, told ya! [23:19] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [23:21] Hell-Lord     Yes. [23:22] Hell-Lord     You always find a way to     surprise me, Maomao-chan. SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School [23:27] Maomao-Chan     There's some more peppers     left, but you can have them. [23:30] Maomao-Chan     Just this once. [23:31] Hell-Lord     What angelic kindness from a demon! [23:34] Hell-Lord     That's my daughter for you! [23:37] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh-heh! E10 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:19] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [01:59] Torture     Princess, today's torture     is beach sword fighting. [02:05] Torture     The rules are simple. [02:07] Torture     Pop the balloons on your     opponents’ heads to win. SIGN    Lieutorment                                   Youki SIGN    Lieutorment                                   Inki [02:10] Ex     How is this torture, exactly? [02:12] Torture     Your opponents shall be Youki and Inki. [02:14] Torture     Should you lose, Princess, you will     divulge the empire's secrets. [02:19] Princess     I see. So, what if I win? [02:23] Youki     You think you can win? [02:25] Inki     Snicker. [02:27] Princess     What? [02:29] Youki     We're champions of the Hell-Lord's     beach sword fighting tag team tournament. [02:34] Inki     F-For two years in a row. SIGN    5th Hell-Lord's Beach Sword Fighting Tournament [02:37] Ex     Sounds like the Hell-Lord     holds some fun events. [02:41] Inki     W-We're the strongest members     of the Hellhorde's forces. [02:45] Youki     There's no way you can defeat us! [02:50] Princess     You heard them. [02:53] Torture     Very well. In the event you win, [02:56] Torture     I shall grant you any request. [02:59] Princess     Anything? [03:01] Torture     Yes. I shall even set you free. [03:04] Princess     Well, well. [03:09] Torture     Let the battle begin! [03:13] Youki     Let's go, In-chan. We’ll     start with Strategy B-shift. [03:17] Inki     Got it. [03:18] Youki/Id     With Strategy B, I draw the enemy's     attention with my swift movements... [03:22] Inki/Id     While I— [03:25] Both     What? [03:28] Youki     No way. [03:30] Ex     What did you expect? [03:31] Ex     Her Highness is the Princess and     Commander of the Imperial Third Legion. [03:37] Ex     There's no way just the two     of you could defeat her. [03:39] Inki     S-So you really are a commander. [03:44] Princess     Rude! [03:46] Princess     Since I was a young girl, [03:48] Princess     I was trained in the art of the sword by     top-class swordsmen of the Imperial Army. [03:58] (Flashback) Jimochi     Spin ten times, and then start running. [04:00] (Flashback) Jimochi     Whoever touches the tree first wins. [04:03] (Flashback) Ex     Teach her to use a sword. [04:04] (Flashback) Young Princess     Whoever reaches the tree first gets all     of tonight's dessert to themselves. [04:08] (Flashback) Ex     Learn to use a sword! [04:13] (Flashback) Jimochi     There! [04:15] (Flashback) Jimochi     I win! [04:18] Princess     Jimochi taught me everything there is to know [04:20] Princess     about swordplay and the brutality of combat. [04:24] Princess     There's no way you could defeat me. [04:28] Ex     Based on that anecdote,     I think they could beat you. [04:32] Princess     It’s just you now, You-chan. [04:36] Youki     Princess-chan, remember the rules. [04:40] Youki     Pop the balloons to win.     There are no other rules. [04:44] Youki     I summon thee, my final weapon! [04:48] Youki     In other words, all that matters     is that you pop the balloons! SIGN    Gatling Water Gun SIGN    Youki Custom [04:54] Youki     This water gun can fire 45 shots per second. [05:04] Youki     I win! Victory is mine! [05:07] Youki     What?! [05:09] Torture     Oh, no. After all we've been     through, I'd forgotten. [05:13] Torture     The Princess’ swordsmanship is truly     top-level, even for the Imperial Army! [05:19] Torture     She’s a proper warrior! [05:22] Youki     Crud. I'm out of ammo. [05:25] Torture/Id     At this rate, I'll be forced     to release the Princess. [05:29] Torture/Id     I must join the fight. [05:32] Torture/Id     No, I can't. [05:33] Torture/Id     When I first explained the rules, I said     her opponents would be Youki and Inki. [05:39] Torture/Id     What should I do? [05:43] Devil Torture     Ignore the rules.     Do whatever it takes to win. [05:47] Torture/Id     The devil on my shoulder. SIGN    Torture Party [05:50] Politician Torture     You must only make an effort     to keep your public promises. [05:53] Politician Torture     You needn't actually keep them. [05:55] Torture/Id     The politician on my shoulder. [05:57] Writer Torture     Besides, it would be no fun     if she won too easily. [06:02] Torture/Id     The writer. [06:03] Revolutionary Torture     With passion, we can change     the world, and even rules. [06:07] Torture/Id     The revolutionary. [06:11] Torture/Id     They're right. [06:13] Torture     Releasing the Princess     is out of the question. [06:20] Princess     It sure feels nice to move around. [06:24] Princess     This is fun! [06:29] Princess     It’s time to end this, You-chan. [06:33] Krall     Hold up, Princess-chan! [06:39] ---     Crab SIGN    Hell-Lord's Daughter     Ultimate Hyper Legendary     Cadet Harm-Marshal                                             Maomao-chan SIGN    Krall Regiment     Combat Soldier                                   Mad Wolf [06:41] Maomao     Prepare yourself! SIGN    Beastmaster     Krall SIGN    Combat Soldier     Fourth Class     &     Pain-Private     Giant SIGN    Torturer's Aide                                   Datarma SIGN    Hellholm Cafeteria Staff     Kitchen Sub-Leader                                                  Mad Kaiser SIGN    Weaponsmith and Pain-Private                                             Gilga SIGN    Grand Inquisitor     Torture Tortura SIGN    A Passing Seagull [06:56] Princess     Guys! [06:58] Torture     We won't let you have your     way any longer, Princess. [07:01] Princess     All right. Bring it on, all of you. [07:04] Inki     Go, You-chan! SIGN    Disqualified [07:06] Youki     What?! [07:07] Ex     You can do it, Your Highness! [07:12] Princess     Gotcha! [07:13] Krall     On your guard, Princess-chan! [07:15] Princess     Too easy, Krall-chan! [07:23] Youki     I knew you would slide! [07:24] Youki     Gotcha! [07:28] Princess     And I knew you would do that. [07:36] Inki     You-chan's in trouble. [07:39] Youki     If this is how it’s gonna be… [07:41] Youki     It’s a free-for-all! [08:01] Maomao     Stop right there! [08:05] Maomao     Princess! [08:07] Princess     This is so much fun! [08:10] Maomao     I caught you! [08:11] Princess     You caught me! SIGN    The Princess     had fun [08:41] Princess     That was so much fun. [08:52] Ex     Wait, what? What happened to being released? [09:06] Louch     Your Highness. [09:08] Louch     Previously and the time before that,     I failed because I was too focused on my spell. [09:14] Louch     But this time, [09:16] Louch     I, Louch Brittan, the White Knight,     will be sure to save you. SIGN    Imperial     First     Legion SIGN    Louch     Brittan [09:26] Hell-Lord     Who are you? [09:34] Louch/Id     I couldn't sense him at all. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [09:48] Hell-Lord     You’re a human, aren't you? [09:51] Hell-Lord     What are you doing here? [09:53] Louch/Id     A demon. His presence is overpowering. [09:57] Louch/Id     He's no ordinary demon. [10:00] Louch     First strike. [10:02] Louch     Holy Moon! [10:07] Hell-Lord     Are you perhaps lost? [10:12] Hell-Lord     Settle down. [10:13] Hell-Lord     I understand why a human would feel     uneasy if they wandered into this place. [10:19] Louch     Brittan Clan Swordstyle, [10:22] Louch     Lightning Hurricane! SIGN    Lightning Hurricane [10:26] Hell-Lord     I just happened by here. [10:28] Louch     Lightning Hurricane! Lightning     Hurricane! Lightning Hurricane! [10:29] Hell-Lord     I did not come to harm you. [10:31] Hell-Lord     I was out attending a voice     actor's release event. [10:35] Hell-Lord     I simply came across you on my way back. [10:38] Louch     Release event? [10:40] Hell-Lord     Normally, I watch quietly from     the back with my arms folded, [10:44] Hell-Lord     but today, I moved up a     bit towards the front. [10:48] Hell-Lord     Because I did, I felt more     like a part of the concert. [10:53] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [10:57] Louch/Id     A demon would never attend a release event. [10:59] Louch/Id     It must be some kind of     terrible code word. [11:03] Louch/Id     In that case… [11:06] Louch     Focusing mana. [11:12] Louch     White Knight Magic, [11:14] Louch     Holy Shine! SIGN    Holy Shine [11:28] Louch     That should do it. [11:31] Hell-Lord     Have you settled down some? [11:34] Louch     Impossible. [11:37] Louch     The recoil from my attack— [11:52] Louch     Why did you save me? I'm a human. [11:55] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. Your life has     value, just like mine. [11:59] Hell-Lord     Besides, that adornment on your neck… [12:05] Hell-Lord     It’s the emblem of the protagonist's unit [12:08] Hell-Lord     from the Mobile Cavalry Soul     Cross anime, is it not? SIGN    Mobile Cavalry Soul Cross [12:16] Louch     How do you know that? [12:17] Louch     No one’s ever noticed before because     it blends in with the rest of my outfit! [12:21] ---     Geh-heh-heh. [12:23] Hell-Lord     I have one as well. [12:28] Hell-Lord     This emblem is truly well-made. It     looks just like it does in the anime. [12:33] Louch     You get it! [12:34] Hell-Lord     I have thoughts about items from     anime being turned into merch. [12:38] Hell-Lord     I wish they would stop including     pictures of characters. [12:41] Hell-Lord     The inclusion of such images     ruins the world building. [12:45] Hell-Lord     I wish to own the same     items as the characters. [12:48] Louch     Exactly! [12:54] Louch     I apologize for suddenly attacking you. [12:56] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. It’s fine. [13:10] Louch/Id     I see. Not all demons are bad,     nor are they my enemies. [13:18] Louch/Id     Only the Hell-Lord and his     forces are my enemies. [13:22] Louch/Id     I mustn't fail to recognize that. [13:26] Louch     Well, I suppose I should leave. [13:28] Hell-Lord     Didn't you have something to do here? [13:31] Louch     I've spent too long here already.     I'll return another day. [13:35] Louch     If we meet again… [13:38] Louch     Let's discuss anime once more. [13:41] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. Of course. [13:49] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh, scrub-a-heh-heh. [13:59] Maomao     Papa's in a good mood. [14:02] Lulune     He said he made a new friend. SIGN    Mobile Cavalry Soul Cross SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [14:21] Vanilla     Yes! A match! [14:23] Vanilla     That’s three in a row.     That just leaves six more. SIGN    Harm-Marshal     Vanilla Peschutz [14:27] Vanilla     I shall find the remaining matches     in one go, without any errors. [14:34] Vanilla     Another pair. [14:36] Vanilla     Nothing beats playing memory with cards. [14:42] Vanilla     Besides, I can play by myself. [14:45] Vanilla     I wonder if it would be     more fun with friends. [14:49] Vanilla     What am I thinking? [14:51] Vanilla     I am the daughter of the     noble House of Peschutz. [14:55] Vanilla     I need no friends. [14:56] Vanilla     Papa and Mama often tell me to enjoy     myself unfettered by the family name, [15:01] Vanilla     but my pride would never allow that. [15:07] Vanilla     But… [15:10] Vanilla     The amusement park sure was fun. [15:14] Vanilla     Princess… [15:17] Vanilla     I know. I'll use this to torture her. [15:20] Vanilla     That’s right, it’s torture. [15:22] Vanilla     It’s not that I want to play with her. [15:25] Vanilla     Time for your torture, Princess! [15:29] Vanilla     Today's torture is playing cards. [15:33] Vanilla     If you tell me your secrets,     you can play cards with me. [15:37] Ex     What kind of torture is that? [15:39] Ex     Do you truly believe Her Highness     would divulge her secrets [15:41] Ex     just because she wants to play cards? [15:43] Princess     Cards are fun, aren't they? [15:45] Ex     Your Highness? [15:46] Princess     Speaking of cards… [15:50] (Flashback) Young Princess     I can't play any cards because     I'm stuck here and here. [15:54] (Flashback) Jimochi     My, my. Whatever could be stopping you? [15:58] Young Princess     It’s you, Jimochi! [15:59] (Flashback) Jimochi     What will you do? [16:01] (Flashback) Jimochi     You can only pass one more     time, Your Highness. [16:05] (Flashback) Jimochi     Will you pass again? [16:09] (Flashback) Young Princess     Pass. [16:10] (Flashback) Jimochi     I win! [16:12] (Flashback) Jimochi     At this rate, tomorrow night's     dessert will be all mine as well. [16:18] (Flashback) Young Princess     I want dessert! [16:24] Princess     The frustration of defeat. [16:26] Princess     Every tear I shed made my mind stronger. [16:30] Ex     Your Highness, you must've really     regretted not eating that dessert. [16:34] Princess     That’s just how fun playing cards is. [16:36] Ex     What? [16:37] Princess     Oh, but that doesn't mean     I'd reveal any secrets. [16:41] Princess     I can resist playing cards. [16:44] Ex     Are you sure about that? SIGN    BADOOM [16:46] Princess     Anyway, it’s an attractive     invitation, but I must decline. [16:50] Vanilla     What? But… [16:52] Vanilla     Playing with cards is fun. Really fun. [16:56] Vanilla     It can be something basic, like what     you had for breakfast this morning. [17:01] Princess     I probably shouldn't be saying this, [17:03] Princess     but that's not a secret you     need to extract from me. [17:07] Princess     Wait a minute. Do you want     to play cards with me? [17:11] Vanilla     O-Obviously not! [17:13] Vanilla     It’s not like I want to     play Old Maid together, [17:17] Vanilla     which can only be played     with at least two players. [17:20] Vanilla     I definitely don't want to     play President or Speed either. [17:23] Ex     Just laying it all out there, aren't you? [17:25] Princess     If you want to play, then     you should just say so. [17:29] Vanilla     I am the daughter of the     noble House of Peschutz. [17:33] Vanilla     I don't experience the     flippant desire to play cards. [17:36] Vanilla     A proud lady like myself needs no friends! [17:42] Princess     All right. I'll tell you a secret. [17:45] Ex     Your Highness? [17:47] Princess     I also believed that a proud     knight like myself needs no friends. [17:54] Princess     But… [18:10] Princess     The truth is… [18:14] Princess     I wanted friends. [18:26] Vanilla     Me, too. [18:38] Princess     Come on. I've told you my secret. [18:42] Princess     Let's play. [18:45] Vanilla     Okay. [18:51] Princess     Which card is the Joker? [18:53] Vanilla     Hey, that's not fair. [18:55] Princess     Come on, hurry up. [18:58] Vanilla     Let's see. This one. [19:00] Princess     Oh? You're sure you want that one? [19:03] Ex     Ah, I see. [19:06] Vanilla     Uh, um… [19:08] Vanilla     Actually, I want this one. SIGN    Vanilla made     a friend [19:15] Hell-Lord     I see. So the Princess wanted friends. [19:20] Kanadge     Yes, Your Majesty. [19:21] Kanadge     Perhaps she'd been avoiding it until     now since she'd been betrayed before. [19:26] ---     Geh-heh-heh. [19:28] Hell-Lord     I'm glad she made a friend. [21:09] Torture     Send off the report... SIGN    Send Daily     Report [21:13] Torture     And work is done. [21:20] Torture/Id     What should I have for dinner? [21:23] Torture/Id     Tonight, I have business outside the     house, so perhaps I'll eat out. SIGN    Meal Tickets [21:56] Employee     Welcome. [22:04] Torture/Id     A roast beef bowl. I didn't     know they offered that. [22:09] Torture/Id     Curry. Come to think of it, I often     hear the curry is delicious as well. [22:15] Torture/Id     Perhaps I'll order some next time. [22:18] Torture/Id     But I end up ordering the same thing     despite thinking that every time. [22:25] Employee     Thanks for waiting. [22:29] Torture/Id     A chicken and egg bowl. [22:30] Torture/Id     I've tried all kinds     of chicken and egg bowls, [22:33] Torture/Id     but nothing beats the chicken and egg     bowl served by this beef bowl chain. [22:38] Torture/Id     This spoon that makes it so easy     to eat is a delight as well. [22:51] Torture/Id     Yes, this. This was the right choice. [22:55] Torture/Id     The strength of chains is their ability to     provide the exact same flavor you imagine every time. [23:02] Torture/Id     After eating more than half, add a sprinkle     of soy sauce to modify the flavor. [23:08] Torture/Id     Now it’s time for round two. [23:24] Torture/Id     Since it’s a bit chilly tonight,     I can tell how warm my stomach feels. [23:29] Torture/Id     Now then. [23:33] Torture/Id     Time to buy tissues and head home. E11 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [01:30] Krall     Princess, time for some torture! SIGN    Beastmaster                              Krall [01:35] Princess     I see. [01:36] Princess     Is this dog today's torture? SIGN    Krall Regiment Member                                             Snow [01:41] Princess     Callie and Snowball totally     turned me into a cat person. SIGN    Zzz     Zzz... [01:46] Princess     You think I'd succumb to a dog? [01:50] Krall     Ah, Princess. Doggies     are super cute, too. [01:54] Krall     Here. [01:56] Krall     Try throwing that ball. [02:00] Princess     What will that accomplish? [02:12] Princess     I see. He's a rather clever dog. [02:19] Princess     There. [02:24] Princess     There, there. Good boy. [02:29] Princess     You're so cute, doggy! [02:31] Ex     Your Highness? [02:32] Princess     At some point, I became totally     captivated by this doggy. [02:35] Princess     Is this an illusion? [02:37] Ex     No, you chose to act like a fool. [02:39] Princess     Damn it. I admit, I let my guard down     for a moment, but that ends now. [02:44] Princess     I am the proud Commander of     the Imperial Third Legion. [02:49] Princess     We sometimes used animals in the army. [02:52] Princess     However, unnecessary feelings     could interfere with military actions. [02:56] Princess     We avoided getting too friendly and kept     distance between us and the animals. [03:00] Princess     That's right. I will     never succumb to cuteness. [03:06] Krall     That's a shame. [03:08] Krall     ‘Cause it looks like he wants     you to play with him more. [03:13] Princess     D-Don't bother looking     at me with those eyes. [03:22] Ex     Be strong, Your Highness. [03:24] Krall     Oh? Check this out, Princess. [03:27] Krall     He wants you to rub his belly. [03:31] Ex     Your Highness, get a hold of yourself. [03:34] Princess     Don't worry, Ex. [03:36] Princess     It's not that the animals I     fought alongside weren't cute. [03:41] Princess     I restrained myself from     becoming too attached to them. [03:44] Ex     I see. Is that so? [03:47] Princess     That's right. This torture cannot… [03:53] Ex     Your Highness? [03:58] Princess     I actually wanted to play with them more. [04:01] Ex     I knew it! [04:02] Princess     Belly rubs! Belly rubs! Belly rubs! [04:12] Princess     I'll draw you a map of the     empire's hidden passageways! SIGN    The princess     drew a map [04:19] Hell-Lord     Good. We can use this information. [04:23] Hell-Lord     I'll have him use these     to infiltrate the empire. [04:26] Hell-Lord     Bring me Dark Ninja Gekkou. [04:29] Kanadge     Actually, Your Majesty… SIGN    Undercover Agent                                   Dark Ninja Gekkou [04:44] Hell-Lord     What? [04:45] Hell-Lord     You wish to leave the Hellhorde     so you can write picture books? [04:51] Kanadge     Yes. It's been Gekkou's     dream since childhood. [04:55] Kanadge     He previously abandoned the notion so he     could enter the family business, [04:59] Kanadge     but he can't give up on it after all. [05:06] Gekkou     Actually, I've changed     my mind about quitting! [05:08] Gekkou     It'd be a nuisance if I quit     after swearing loyalty to you. [05:12] Gekkou     Besides, it's too late for     me to try to become an author. [05:19] Hell-Lord     Perhaps it is too late. [05:22] Hell-Lord     Those who start sooner     get more opportunities, [05:26] Hell-Lord     and their accumulated     skills grant them an advantage. [05:29] Gekkou     Of course. [05:32] Hell-Lord     However, that is no reason     to abandon your dream. [05:41] Hell-Lord     Good luck, Gekkou. [05:43] Gekkou     Yes, Your Majesty. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"     Princess [05:59] Princess     Panda, panda! Panda, panda! [06:03] Princess     Fluffy, fluffy pandas! [06:06] Ex     You go, girl! You go! [06:10] Princess     Fluffy, fluffy panda! Fluffy, fluffy! [06:14] Princess     What? For me? [06:16] Princess     All right! I love donuts. [06:19] Princess     Thanks for the food. [06:20] Princess     Oh, I'm dreaming. [06:23] Jimochi     Jimochi, Jimochi, Jimochi. [06:23] Princess     I sometimes realize I'm     dreaming while I'm dreaming. [06:28] Princess     And once I do… [06:31] Princess     What's up with this world? [06:32] Princess     There are a ton of pandas, [06:35] Princess     and Jimochi is some kind of weird doll. [06:39] Torture     'Tis t-time for t-torture, Princess. [06:42] Princess     Torture is stuck inside a     wall, and Datarma is… [06:47] Princess     What the heck? [06:49] Torture     Today's torture is pudding a la mode. [06:54] Princess     I see. If I'm dreaming, then that means… [07:01] Princess     I can succumb all I want! [07:07] Torture     She's still asleep? [07:09] Ex     After lunch, she declared, “I'm stuffed.     I'm sleepy,” and began to nap. [07:17] Torture     Princess, it's time to— [07:19] Princess     Every morning, His Majesty walks     through the north rose garden. [07:25] Ex     Your Highness? [07:26] Princess     The Commander of the Second Defense Force     has a habit of blinking before a large swing. [07:37] Princess     His Majesty prefers hot baths. [07:40] Princess     My younger sister is studying     abroad in an allied nation. [07:43] Princess     Succumbing is awesome. [07:46] Princess     It's the best. [07:47] Ex     Your Highness! Your Highness! [07:49] Ex     Please wake up! You're saying     disastrous things, Your Highness! [07:52] Princess     I'm too embarrassed to tell Ex, but… [07:57] Princess     When I just became a commander, [08:01] Princess     I made it through that difficult time     because of Ex's encouragement. [08:05] Princess     Thank you. [08:08] Ex     Oh, Your Highness. [08:12] Ex     Your Highness. [08:13] Princess     Torture. [08:16] Princess     Thanks for all the tasty meals. [08:19] Princess     I have so much fun with you. [08:26] Torture     Well, well. That was quite the juicy secret. [08:30] Ex     Honestly, Your Highness. [08:34] Torture     I've heard enough secrets for today. [08:36] Torture     She seems happy. Why     don't we let her sleep? [08:41] Ex     Agreed. [08:45] Princess     Hooray! [08:47] Princess     Jello is so tasty! [08:51] Princess     I'll never stop succumbing! SIGN    All You Can Succumb [08:55] Princess     Succumb, submit, surrender, bang! [09:01] Ex     Synonyms that start with S! [09:03] Panda     Fluffy, fluffy panda! SIGN    All You Can Succumb [09:05] Princess     Yeah! SIGN    The princess     kept sleeping [09:15] Princess     Huh? [09:18] Princess     It's nighttime? [09:19] Princess     Oh, right. I took a nap. [09:23] Princess     Huh? What about today's torture? [09:25] Princess     Was it canceled because I was asleep? [09:31] Princess     In that case, Torture, you've gone soft. [09:35] Princess     Today was a total victory for me. [09:53] Na     That day, researchers lost control     of the spell they were developing, [09:58] Na     turning everyone in Hellholm… [10:03] Na     into little children. [10:06] Hell-Lord     Well, this isn't good. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [10:14] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [10:18] Ex     The torture's still on? [10:19] Princess     I heard what happened. [10:21] Princess     I'll never succumb now that you're a child. [10:25] Torture     This may be difficult, true. [10:28] Torture     The Hell-Lord said… [10:30] (Flashback) Hell-Lord     You needn't strain yourself.     Take the day off. [10:32] Torture     …something similar. [10:34] Torture     However, I would like to     see what I can still do. [10:38] Princess     Okay, good luck. I promise I'll give in. [10:41] Ex     Your Highness? [10:43] Princess     That was close. I nearly got carried away. [10:46] Ex     To where, exactly? [10:47] Princess     Seeing children try their best makes you     want to support them unconditionally. [10:50] Princess     However, I am the Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion. [10:56] Princess     I will never support children     trying their best! [10:59] Ex     You've reached an odd conclusion in your     confused state, but in any case, good luck. [11:04] Torture     Today's torture is this. [11:06] Torture     Oof. SIGN    Sugar Candy [11:10] Torture     Sugar candy! [11:15] Torture     They're like little stars. Just     looking at them is exciting. [11:19] Torture     And when you eat them… [11:26] Torture     They're sweet and fill you with joy. [11:31] Ex     What?! [11:34] Princess     I'll talk. [11:36] Ex     Your Highness? [11:38] Princess     Tiny Torture is too cute. [11:41] Ex     Your Highness, hang in there. [11:43] Princess     She's gonna carry me away. [11:45] Ex     Carry you where? [11:48] Torture     This isn't the only     torture I've prepared. [11:51] Torture     Oof. SIGN    Fruit Candy on a String [11:53] Torture     Ta-da! Candy on a string. [11:56] Torture     Select one of these strings and pull. [12:00] Torture     You'll find that there's     candy on the end of the string. [12:04] Torture     The candies come in a variety     of flavors and sizes, [12:07] Torture     so it's exciting to see     which one you'll get. [12:10] Torture     Go ahead, Princess. [12:12] Princess     All right. [12:18] Torture     That's the biggest candy! [12:20] Torture     Incredible, Princess! You're so lucky! [12:25] Princess     You want it? [12:25] Torture     Can I have it? [12:27] Torture     All right! Thank you. [12:34] Torture     So yummy. [12:43] Princess     The empire directly employs a secret     order of knights known as Zero Legion. [12:48] Ex     Your Highness? [12:48] Princess     The empire directly employs a secret     order of knights known as Zero Legion. [12:49] Torture     All right! I got a secret! [12:53] Princess     Good for you. Good for you. Good for you. [12:56] Ex     Why do you keep saying that? [12:59] Princess     Good for you. [13:04] Hell-Lord     Zero Legion? [13:06] Kanadge     Yes, Your Majesty. [13:07] Kanadge     The Princess mentioned it. [13:09] Hell-Lord     Seriously? That's a cool name. [13:16] Princess     Tiny Torture was so cute. [13:20] Princess     I succumbed without realizing it. [13:23] Ex     Security should be weak while     all the demons are children. [13:27] Ex     Wouldn't it be possible to escape? [13:29] Youki     Princess-chan! [13:31] Inki     Hey. [13:32] Youki     I feel so light. [13:34] Princess     You-chan, In-chan? SIGN    Harm-Marshal                              Youki SIGN    Harm-Marshal                              Inki [13:36] Princess     You're both so cute. [13:39] Youki     Did you finish your torture? [13:41] Inki     If you're done, let's play. [13:42] Youki     Let's play. [13:44] Princess     Yeah, let's play. [13:46] Giant     Princess. [13:48] Giant     Let us join in. SIGN    Combat Soldier Fourth Class     & Pain-Private                         Giant SIGN    Beastmaster                         Krall SIGN    Krall Regiment     Combat Solider                         Mad Wolf [13:51] Krall     Let us join. [13:54] Princess     You're smaller than me, Master Mama. [13:57] Giant     I was a child once, too, you know. [14:01] Princess     And Krall-chan, you were     totally different back then. [14:03] Princess     Still cute, though. [14:05] Krall     ‘Course I'm cute. [14:09] Princess     Vanilla-chan? SIGN    Harm-Marshal                              Vanilla Peschutz [14:11] Vanilla     As a member of the noble House of Peschutz,     it's not like I want to play. [14:16] Princes     I want to play with you, Vanilla-chan. [14:23] Vanilla     Then let's play. [14:25] Youki     C'mon, Princess-chan. Let's play. [14:27] Giant     Let's play. [14:27] Krall     Let's play. [14:28] Youki     Let's play. [14:29] Princess     Okay, okay. Let's play. [14:30] Inki     Hooray. [14:32] Princess     What should we play together? [14:35] Vanilla     Let's play trains. [14:36] Youki     Tag. [14:37] Princess     Okay. Let's do it all. [14:40] Ex     Doesn't look like we'll be escaping. [14:42] Na     With that quiet thought, Ex decided     not to think any further on it. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [14:55] Torture     ‘Tis time for torture, Princess. [14:59] Princess     You've grown since yesterday. [15:01] Torture     Apparently, the spell gradually fades. [15:03] Torture     I'll be back to normal by tomorrow. [15:05] Princess     I see. [15:06] Ex     Why are you wearing school uniforms, though? [15:09] Ex     Does the spell make your     clothes younger, too? [15:11] Torture     No. I simply didn't want     to waste the opportunity. [15:15] Ex     Waste the opportunity? [15:16] Torture     Today's torture is… [15:22] Princess     What's wrong? [15:23] Torture     Nothing. Today's torture is… [15:26] Torture     Meat and potato stew. [15:29] Princess     I can already smell its delicious aroma. [15:31] Princess     But I am the Princess and Commander of— [15:33] Torture     Wait. [15:35] Torture     Please wait. [15:40] Torture     The truth is, my cooking skills were     reverted along with my appearance. [15:46] Torture     It didn't turn out like I wanted. [15:48] Princess     Torture, your hands. [15:52] Torture     I'm so embarrassed. [15:55] Torture     At the time, I didn't cook     much, so I was unsuccessful. [16:00] Torture     Let's cancel today's torture after all. [16:03] Torture     I doubt this stew tastes any good. [16:12] Princess     Be more confident in yourself, Torture! [16:14] Princess     You may lack skill, but     you did your best, right? [16:17] Princess     Don't worry. [16:18] Princess     I'll be able to taste the effort. [16:21] Princess     I'm sure I'll give in! [16:26] Torture     Princess… [16:30] Ex     How exactly are you approaching     this situation, Your Highness? [16:36] Princess     Let's give it a taste. [16:57] Princess     It's good. [17:00] Princess     It's hot and flavorful, [17:03] Princess     and the slight sweetness spreads     the moment you take a bite. [17:08] Princess     This is worthy of succumbing to. SIGN    The princess     confessed [17:19] Hell-Lord     I am overflowing with power. [17:21] Hell-Lord     So this is youth. [17:23] Hell-Lord     There isn't anything I     particularly wish to do, [17:26] Hell-Lord     but I have so much excess energy. [17:32] Kanadge     It sure does feel like     that when you're young. SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess [17:44] Princess     You're back to normal. [17:46] Torture     Yes, thankfully. [17:48] Princess     I'm happy for you. [17:49] Torture     Thank you. [17:51] Torture     Now then… [17:54] Torture     ‘Tis time for torture, Princess. [17:59] Torture     Today's torture is pizza. [18:02] Princess     Pizza, you say? [18:03] Princess     This is bad, Ex. Pizza is my favorite food. [18:07] Ex     You have a lot of favorites. [18:09] Ex     Is there any food you don't like? [18:12] Princess     What? [18:16] Princess     Cough syrup, maybe? SIGN    Over the Counter SIGN    Cold SIGN    Syrup A [18:18] Ex     That's a low-risk OTC medication! [18:20] Princess     No, wait. The syrup is pretty tasty, too. [18:23] Torture     May I begin the torture? [18:25] Princess     Oh, right. Pizza, was it? [18:27] Ex     If it's your favorite,     will you confess again? [18:30] Princess     Don't lose heart, Ex. [18:32] Princess     Pizza may be my favorite food, but     there's a broad variety of pizza. SIGN    Love     Hate [18:36] Princess     It's likely they'll serve a type     of pizza that I don't enjoy. SIGN    Hate [18:40] Ex     I see. [18:41] Princess     Now what kind of pizza will you     torture me with? Bring it on. [18:45] Torture     It's not here yet. [18:47] Princess     What? [18:51] Torture     We're going to order it now. [18:53] Princess     Seriously? [18:55] Torture     Here's the pizza delivery menu. SIGN    Tomato Ceremony SIGN    Mayo Potato [18:58] Torture     Any pizza you like will be delivered here. [19:02] Princess     Any pizza I like? You mean I     can choose whatever I want? [19:06] Torture     Yes. [19:07] Torture     If you tell me a secret, I will     order whatever pizza you like. [19:12] Princess     What's this pizza? [19:14] Princess     There's cheese inside the crust! SIGN    All Pizzas [19:17] Princess     Are they dumb?! They must be dumb! [19:20] Ex     Your Highness, your face has “I love this     kind of nonsense” written all over it. [19:24] Princess     What should I get? I can't decide. [19:27] Ex     Are we assuming you'll divulge a secret? [19:30] Princess     That was close. [19:32] Princess     I nearly let her sweet talk me. [19:35] Ex     All Torture did was hand you the menu. [19:38] Princess     Don't worry, Ex. I'm fine now. [19:41] Princess     I won't choose a pizza to order. [19:44] Ex     Are you sure about that? [19:46] Princess     Choosing one of these pizzas     from all these choices [19:49] Princess     would be like choosing just     one citizen of the empire. [19:52] Princess     As royalty, I could never do that. [19:55] Princess     All the people should be loved equally. [19:58] Ex     I have no idea what you're saying, but as     long as you won't give in, that's fine. [20:02] Torture     If you're having trouble     choosing, how about this? SIGN    Choose Any Pizza [20:06] Princess     Half and half? [20:07] Princess     They can put the toppings for     two types on one pizza? [20:11] Princess     Such avarice. To be able to choose two… [20:17] Princess     The people wouldn't get lonely     if I chose two of them, right? [20:19] Ex     Your Highness? [20:21] Torture     Additionally, behold. SIGN    Pizza Pizza 4 [20:22] Torture     Pizza pizza four. [20:23] Princess     Four? [20:26] Torture     It's has four varieties of     toppings on a single pizza. [20:31] Princess     Four types on one pizza? That's… [20:37] Princess     That's a whole freaking family. SIGN    The princess     confessed [20:45] Princess     So good. [20:48] Princess     The cheese is so melty. [20:48] Torture     The location of the hideout     the emperor uses to meditate. [20:50] Princess     The people must be happy, too. [20:53] Torture     This secret should satisfy His Majesty. [20:57] Hell-Lord     What? [20:58] Hell-Lord     Is that true? [21:00] Hell-Lord     You won the newbie award     for your picture book? SIGN    Former Undercover Agent                                    Dark Ninja Gekkou [21:03] Gekkou     Yes. [21:05] Kanadge     Take a look at this. SIGN    Shujansha New Picture Book      Author Award Results [21:07] Kanadge     He won an honorable mention for his     submission “What's a Ninja?” [21:11] Gekkou     I'd been drawing a bit even before     I quit, and one of those books won. [21:17] Gekkou     It's a miracle. [21:20] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. There's no     such thing as miracles. [21:25] Hell-Lord     Your hard work simply paid off. [21:30] Gekkou     Thank you. [21:32] Hell-Lord     Congratulations! Geh-heh-heh. [21:37] Na     His fifth book, Gekkou the     Ninja*, became a massive hit, [21:40] Na     and in three years it would become an anime. [23:17] Gekkou     Good boys and girls, it's     time for Gekkou the Ninja. SIGN    Gekkou the Ninja [23:23] All     Gekkou the Ninja! [23:30] Gekkou     Gekkou the Ninja is off to work again. [23:32] Gekkou     He's gonna torture bad*     guys into submission. [23:38] Gekkou     Ninja! E12 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Harm-Marshal                              Vanilla Peschutz [00:08] (Flashback) Vanilla     A proud lady like myself needs no friends! [00:12] (Flashback) Princess     All right. I'll tell you a secret. [00:15] (Flashback) Ex     Your Highness? [00:17] (Flashback) Princess     I also believed that a proud     knight like myself needs no friends. [00:24] (Flashback) Princess     But... [00:26] (Flashback) Princess     The truth is... [00:27] (Flashback) Princess     I wanted friends. [00:30] (Flashback) Vanilla     Me, too. [00:38] Vanilla     My very first friend! [00:41] Vanilla     I want to hang out with     her, just the two of us! [00:45] Vanilla     But I'm the daughter of the     noble House of Peschutz. [00:49] Vanilla     It'd be totally unacceptable to invite her! [00:53] Vanilla     The princess should be the one who asks me! [00:55] Vanilla     Nothing says a prisoner can't invite     her torturer to go have some fun! [01:01] Vanilla     No, that's not it. [01:04] Vanilla     It's not the family name that's stopping me. [01:08] Vanilla     I just can't work up the courage. [01:11] Vanilla     Blaming my upbringing     for my own cowardice... [01:14] Vanilla     Some Peschutz I am! [01:17] Vanilla     It's time to show my courage and rise up! [01:22] Vanilla     But where could we even go? [01:32] Jimochi     Zoom! [01:35] Jimochi     Yay! [01:36] Princess     Wow! [01:38] Princess     How did you do that?! [01:40] Jimochi     Not telling! [01:41] Ex     What are you watching? [01:42] Princess     Not fair! [01:42] Princess     Oh, a video of Jimochi and me going     ice skating after ditching lessons. [01:47] Ex     That damn geezer, I swear... [01:48] Princess     You're so awesome, Jimochi! [01:49] Princess     Man, I'd love to go skating again. [01:53] Ex     Ice skating sounds great! [01:55] Princess     You can skate, Ex? [01:57] Ex     My specialty is the quadruple Salchow! [02:00] Princess     Huh... [02:02] Ex     Ah! You don't believe me! [02:04] Vanilla     Ice skating! That's it! [02:08] Narration     The House of Peschutz. [02:10] Narration     Descended from Melaarc Peschutz, [02:13] Narration     the clandestine right-hand     man of the first Hell-Lord, [02:16] Narration     they are a noble clan of vampires. [02:18] Narration     They will use any means necessary to     achieve their ends, stopping at nothing. [02:23] Narration     Rumors say they are the most ruthlessly     brutal among the Hellhorde. SIGN    Current Head                              Aliotto Peschutz [02:30] Aliotto     Book it out! SIGN    Aliotto's Wife                              Extrac Peschutz [02:33] Extrac     What's the matter, dear? [02:35] Aliotto     Honey! [02:36] Aliotto     We need to book out all of Peschutz     Ice Skating Rink for tomorrow! [02:40] Extrac     Book it out? [02:41] Extrac     That's impossible on such short notice. [02:43] Extrac     We have group reservations— [02:44] Aliotto     Listen to what Vanilla-chan just told me! [02:48] (Flashback) Vanilla     Papa. [02:49] (Flashback) Vanilla     Can I get a ticket for the ice rink? [02:53] (Flashback) Aliotto     Vanilla-chan, you know you can ask the     front desk and get in without a ticket. [02:57] (Flashback) Vanilla     Ah, um, well... [03:01] (Flashback) Vanilla     I wanted to go with a friend. [03:04] (Flashback) Aliotto     A friend?! [03:06] Aliotto     Fr-Frie... Friend... Fr... [03:06] (Flashback) Vanilla     Yeah. [03:08] (Flashback) Vanilla     The other day, for the first time... [03:10] (Flashback) Vanilla     I made a friend. [03:12] Aliotto     Fr-Friend... [03:12] (Flashback) Vanilla     I made a friend... [03:18] Extrac     Let's book it out! [03:20] Aliotto     So that Vanilla-chan can spend a     day having fun with her friend! [03:24] Extrac     The cancellation fees for the reservations     are a small price to pay! [03:29] Narration     They will use any means necessary to     achieve their ends, stopping at nothing. [03:33] Narration     That is the way of the     noble House of Peschutz. [03:41] Vanilla     Hmm... [03:42] Vanilla     I don't think this is it. [03:44] Vanilla     I know! [03:47] Vanilla     The outfit I saved to wear     on a special occasion. [03:55] Vanilla     There we go! [03:56] Vanilla     Perfect for my first time     hanging out with a friend! SIGN    Peschutz Ice Skating Rink SIGN    Notice for Visitors          We are booked today for     a private event.          We apologize to all     of our customers.     Thank you for your     understanding. [04:08] Princess     Wow! This place is huge! [04:10] Princess     Not a scratch on the ice! [04:13] Vanilla     What do you think, Princess? [04:15] Vanilla     The noble House of Peschutz [04:16] Vanilla     is focused more on the sports industry     than vampire services nowadays. [04:20] Ex     Vampirism is a business now? [04:22] Vanilla     This ice rink is operated     by the Peschutz family! [04:25] Vanilla     Thanks to my noble powers,     it's booked out for the day! [04:29] Princess     B-Booked out?! [04:31] Vanilla     Well? [04:31] Vanilla     Do you feel humbled? [04:32] Princess     That's amazing, Vanilla-chan! [04:36] Vanilla     Yeah... [04:38] Vanilla     Well, the amazing ones are     actually Mama and Papa. [04:41] Vanilla     O-Okay, should we skate toge— [04:44] Princess     I get it. [04:45] Princess     So today's torture is ice skating! [04:47] Vanilla     Huh? [04:48] Princess     You prepared this torture knowing     that I wanted to go skating! [04:52] Princess     Pretty good, Vanilla-chan! [04:55] Vanilla     I-I sure am! [04:57] Princess     But you forget that I'm the Princess and     Commander of the Imperial Third Legion! [05:02] Princess     I will not lose to ice skating! [05:05] Vanilla     Dang it! [05:06] Vanilla     Now it's being treated like torture! [05:10] Princess     Go on! [05:10] Princess     Show me your skating form! [05:13] Princess     If I end up tempted and step     into the rink, I lose! [05:15] Princess     Well, I'll definitely resist, though! [05:17] Ex     If only you had more to show     for that big talk of yours... [05:20] Princess     Go on now, Vanilla-chan! [05:23] Vanilla     Ah, yeah... [05:26] Vanilla     Okay, Princess. [05:29] Vanilla     Time for your torture... [05:39] Vanilla     Ah, whoops. [05:41] Vanilla     I've never ice skated before. [05:44] Vanilla     Whoa, whoa, whoa... [05:48] Vanilla     I was too busy thinking about     hanging out with the princess! [05:51] Vanilla     I completely forgot that I can't skate! [05:54] Vanilla     And my clumsy way of inviting her     made her think this is torture... [05:59] Vanilla     Ah, jeez! [06:04] Vanilla     If I knew this would happen... [06:07] Vanilla     I wouldn't have worked up my courage... [06:23] Princess     I made it! [06:25] Vanilla     Princess? [06:27] Vanilla     Um, by entering the rink... [06:29] Princess     Yeah, I admit defeat. [06:32] Princess     But more importantly, I'm     glad you didn't fall over. [06:38] Vanilla     Prinshess! [06:41] Princess     Huh? [06:41] Princess     What's wrong, Vanilla-chan? [06:43] Princess     Calm down! [06:44] Princess     I'll tell you a secret! [06:46] Vanilla     You don't need to do that! [06:48] Princess     Huh? Why not? [06:50] Vanilla     B-Because... [06:52] Vanilla     t-today wasn't supposed to be... [06:54] Princess     Wait, this wasn't torture, and you     just wanted to go skating with me? [07:01] Vanilla     N-No way! [07:03] Vanilla     It's not like I'd ever... ever... [07:10] Princess     It's fine, I'll share a secret. [07:14] Princess     Today's secret is... [07:16] Princess     the imperial technique to     get better at skating! [07:29] Princess     Yeah, that's it. [07:31] Princess     Try not to kick backwards, but     use the side of your foot. [07:35] Princess     Well? Think you got it? [07:37] Vanilla     Yeah. [07:38] Vanilla     This is fun! [07:40] Princess     Glad to hear it! [07:43] Princess     Vanilla-chan, that outfit     looks great on you. [07:47] Princess     So cute! [07:48] Vanilla     Prinshess! SIGN    The two of them     had fun SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"     Princess [07:52] Princess     Up you go! [07:54] Vanilla     Up I go?! [07:58] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [08:05] Torture     Is something the matter? [08:06] Torture     You seem quite listless. [08:09] Torture     Are you feeling unwell? [08:10] Princess     What?! [08:11] Princess     H-Hmph! In your dreams! [08:15] Princess     I'm the Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion! [08:18] Princess     I'm in tip-top shape at all times! [08:20] Princess     There's no way that I'd be feeling sick! [08:25] Torture     Did you think the slightest change     to your condition would escape me? [08:32] Torture     37.2 degrees. [08:34] Princess     See? [08:35] Princess     Told you it wasn't a big deal! [08:37] Torture     What are you talking about? [08:39] Torture     Considering your normal body temperature,     this is plenty worrisome. [08:44] Torture     I'm sure you must be feeling quite ill. [08:47] Torture     Ex, whose power is intertwined with you,     is all tuckered out and silent. [08:53] Torture     I'll call off today's torture,     so please get some rest. [08:59] Princess     I'm an Imperial Commander,     and yet you take pity on me? [09:04] Princess     How utterly insulting! [09:09] Princess     It's so soft and warm! [09:14] Princess     During marches, I would have     to camp outside a lot. [09:19] Princess     My body's capable of sleeping comfortably     even in rocky areas and other hard places... [09:23] Princess     But a futon really does feel so nice! [09:27] Torture     Would you prefer congee or udon for lunch? [09:31] Princess     I get to pick?! [09:32] Princess     Um, in that case... [09:35] Princess     Udon! [09:45] Princess     It's good! [09:48] Princess     Pudding! [09:50] Princess     I can have it? [09:51] Torture     It's a special treat for today. [09:55] Princess     Hooray! SIGN    Demon World     Shocking SIGN    5th Appearance     After 10 Years SIGN    Actor: Kyo Yoshizawa [10:01] Emcee     How've you been? [10:03] Emcee     Did you cut your hair? [10:04] Bamboo Pole Truck     Bamboo! Bamboo poles! [10:04] Emcee     Boy, we received more     flowers than ever today! [10:09] Emcee     Huh? There's even some from Hige and Nazca! [10:13] Emcee     Ah, you starred in that drama with them! [10:16] Torture     That should do it. [10:17] Torture     Princess, are you thirsty? SIGN    The princess     got some sleep [10:29] Hell-Lord     What? [10:30] Hell-Lord     The princess caught a cold? [10:32] Kanadge     Yes. [10:33] Kanadge     Torture is currently nursing     her back to health. [10:35] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [10:37] Hell-Lord     Hope she feels better. [10:39] Kanadge     It seems that humans have difficulty with     the Demon World's wild temperature swings. [10:44] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [10:46] Hell-Lord     Humans are such fragile     and delicate creatures. [10:50] Hell-Lord     So be it! [10:51] Hell-Lord     If that's the case, then let her keep     the futon even after she recovers! SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess SIGN    The princess made     a full recovery [11:12] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [11:17] Princess     What's wrong, Torture? [11:18] Princess     You don't seem very chipper. [11:19] Torture     No, that's not true at all... [11:23] Princess     Did you think the slightest     change to your condition... [11:26] Princess     would escape me?! [11:29] Torture     Well done, Princess. [11:31] Torture     It seems I can't keep a secret from you. [11:33] Princess     What happened? [11:35] Torture     This is classified information, actually... [11:37] Torture     but there are going to be     personnel transfers tomorrow. [11:40] Ex     The Hellhorde's got personnel     shakeups, too, huh? [11:43] Princess     By personnel transfers, you mean     like changing departments? [11:48] Torture     Yes. [11:49] Torture     In other words, our torture     sessions together... [11:53] Torture     might end after today. [11:55] Princess     What?! [11:57] Princess     As a high-ranking grand inquisitor,     shouldn't you be safe?! [12:01] Torture     Torturers are a specialist position,     so transfers are very rare. [12:05] Torture     But I can't say for certain. [12:07] Torture     There's also the possibility of being moved     from the trenches to a board position. [12:11] Torture     And not just me, of course. [12:13] Torture     Someone else could end up     being transferred as well. [12:16] Princess     No way... [12:17] Princess     And tomorrow's the announcement... [12:20] Princess     Will you be notified before then? [12:22] Torture     No. [12:23] Torture     On the morning of, it will     be posted by the entrance. SIGN    Hellhorde Personnel SIGN    Hellhorde Personnel [12:27] Ex     What is this, a classroom shuffle? [12:29] Torture     Of course, I could continue to     be entrusted with you as well. [12:35] Princess     Torture... [12:37] Princess     Even if they split us up, we should     still grab lunch together... [12:41] Ex     What is this, a classroom shuffle? [12:42] Torture     Oh, my apologies. [12:44] Torture     I didn't mean to make things so somber. [12:47] Torture     This might be our last time, so we     wouldn't want to end on such a sad note! [12:52] Princess     I will not give in! [12:55] Princess     When you said that this     might be our last time, [12:57] Princess     I made up my mind to never give in today! [13:00] Princess     Torture! You'll never make     me surrender as you are! [13:06] Princess     Not while you're alone, that is! [13:12] Ex     What? [13:16] Torture     Is that right? [13:17] Torture     Then I suppose I have no     choice but to call for help. [13:22] Torture     The final torture... [13:24] Torture     Everyone, assemble! [13:28] Vanilla     Here we go, Prinshess! [13:30] Maomao-Chan     Here we come! [13:31] Group     Get ready, Princess-chan! [13:35] Torture     Prepare yourself, Princess! [13:37] Princess     Let's go! [13:39] Princess     I am the Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion! [13:43] Princess     I will never submit to such     feeble torture as this! [13:54] Demon A     Where'd you end up? [13:55] Demon B     It says I'm in the Fourth Army! SIGN    The next day [13:57] Demon C     Whoa, look who's moving up. [13:59] Demon D     Wowie. [14:00] Demon E     We'll need to celebrate. SIGN    Hellhorde Personnel [14:10] Princess     Torture! [14:12] Torture     Princess?! [14:14] Torture     What are you doing out— [14:18] Princess     Awesome! We're all together again! [14:22] Inki     G-Grand Inquisitor. [14:25] Inki     It's an honor to report to you again. [14:29] Youki     We'll torture 'em real good! [14:35] Torture     Princess, I look forward to     spending more time together. [14:39] Princess     Yeah! [14:40] Princess     Just know that I won't surrender! SIGN    The princess     confessed [16:43] Princess     Where am I? [16:45] Hell-Lord     So you've come to. [16:52] Hell-Lord     We've been reincarnated in another world. [16:57] Princess     What? [16:59] Ex     What's the meaning of this? [17:01] Princess     The Hell-Lord's body double! [17:02] Princess     Please explain this! SIGN    The princess and Ex think the Hell-Lord is his own body double [17:04] Hell-Lord     Just as we'd all gathered     for a game of basketball... [17:10] Hell-Lord     Do you remember the lightning strike     during that sudden thunderstorm? [17:14] Hell-Lord     It looks like that caused our     reincarnation in this parallel world. [17:19] Hell-Lord     We're still alive, so maybe it's     teleportation to a parallel world? [17:22] Hell-Lord     Either way, you see it all the time in anime. [17:25] Princess     I don't watch anime. [17:26] Hell-Lord     O-Oh. [17:28] Ex     So we're in a different world than our own? [17:31] Princess     How do we get back? [17:33] Hell-Lord     The way it usually works is you can     go back once you save the world. [17:38] Hell-Lord     I woke up around two hours     earlier than you did. [17:41] Hell-Lord     I've been exploring our surroundings here. [17:45] Hell-Lord     It looks like this world is under the     reign of one known as the Black Monarch, [17:50] Hell-Lord     who causes the populace great suffering. [17:52] Ex     The Black Monarch?! [17:53] Hell-Lord     To reach the Black Monarch's palace, [17:56] Hell-Lord     one must vanquish the Four Horsemen of     Darkness, who reside in the Black Tower. SIGN    The Black Tower [18:02] Hell-Lord     As for the Four Horsemen, I defeated them     all while I happened to be out investigating. SIGN    The Four Horsemen of Darkness [18:07] Ex     You defeated them?! [18:09] Hell-Lord     As I wandered the Dark Wastelands... SIGN    The Dark Wastelands [18:15] (Flashback) Garyuo     Never thought someone would show     up and beat the Four Horsemen. [18:19] (Flashback) Garyuo     But don't get cocky just yet. [18:22] (Flashback) Garyuo     Did you know? [18:23] (Flashback) Garyuo     The Four Horsemen of Darkness have     a Dark Power Level of 15 at best! [18:28] Ex     Explain this Dark Power Level thing first! [18:31] (Flashback) Garyuo     I am Garyuo! SIGN    Garyuo [18:33] Garyuo     My Dark Power Level is 100! SIGN    Dark Power Level: [18:41] Hell-Lord     After defeating Garyuo, [18:43] Hell-Lord     the Gate of Darkness leading     to the Black Palace appeared. [18:47] Ex     Garyuo got done in with his introduction! SIGN    Gate of Darkness [18:51] Hell-Lord     I passed through the Gate of     Darkness to the Black Palace. SIGN    The Black Palace [18:54] Hell-Lord     Awaiting me there were the     Black Monarch's loyal minions: [18:59] Hell-Lord     The Nine Darknesses. SIGN    Minions of the Black Monarch: The Nine Darknesses [19:00] Hell-Lord     All mighty warriors, with Dark     Power Levels exceeding 5,000. [19:04] Ex     The irreversible power     inflation's already begun! [19:08] Hell-Lord     Well, I managed to take them     down after this and that, [19:11] Hell-Lord     and thus, I reached the throne     room of the Black Monarch. [19:15] Ex     "This and that" are all the     Nine Darknesses get, huh? SIGN    Steamed Buns of Darkness [19:24] (Flashback) Black Monarch     So you've made it this far. SIGN    The Black Monarch [19:27] (Flashback) Black Monarch     Unfortunately for you, [19:29] (Flashback) Black Monarch     my Dark Power Level is... [19:31] (Flashback) Black Monarch     980,000. SIGN    Dark Power Level: [19:33] Ex     Now I feel sorry for Garyuo, showing     off with a Dark Power Level of 100. [19:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch     What's more, without the     heavenly dragons' treasure, [19:41] (Flashback) Black Monarch     the Sacred Skymitar, my     body cannot be pierced. [19:44] Ex     Why is he giving you hints     on how to beat him? [19:47] Hell-Lord     And so, I went into battle     against the Black Monarch! [19:54] Ex     What's with the song?! [20:03] Hell-Lord     No manner of slashing spell was able to     make even a scratch on the Black Monarch. [20:11] (Flashback) Black Monarch     Is that all you've got?! [20:12] (Flashback) Black Monarch     My Soul of Darkness, imbued with     the power of the Black Moon, [20:15] (Flashback) Black Monarch     has been led by the Dark Light and     burns darkly with the Black Flames, [20:19] (Flashback) Black Monarch     mastering the Way of the Dark! [20:21] (Flashback) Black Monarch     The Road of Darkness! [20:23] Ex     Dirt cheap prices on darkness! [20:26] (Flashback) Black Monarch     Now it's time I make my move. [20:28] (Flashback) Black Monarch     I'll finish you off and engulf the world     in darkness with my Dark Power Level. [20:35] (Flashback) Black Monarch     Black Sword! [20:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch     Can you withstand my Special Dark Attack?! [20:47] (Flashback) Black Monarch     Eh? [20:51] Hell-Lord     My slashing spells had no effect on him. [20:56] Hell-Lord     So I punched the living     daylights out of him. [21:09] Ex     Man, this is long... [21:25] Hell-Lord     And so, I vanquished the Black     Monarch, and returned here. [21:30] Ex     So you saved the world in     two hours, give or take? [21:33] Group     What? [21:35] Princess     The body double saved the world? [21:37] Hell-Lord     I normally try and act     with the utmost caution, [21:40] Hell-Lord     but I couldn't forgive the Black Monarch     after learning of his evil deeds. [21:44] Hell-Lord     Also, I've always dreamed of being     reincarnated in another world... [21:49] Hell-Lord     So I got a little excited! [21:51] Hell-Lord     So I got a little excited! [21:53] Hell-Lord     So I got a little excited! [21:57] Ex     Such strength for only a body double... [21:59] Princess     Yeah, the Imperial Army's in danger. [22:02] Hell-Lord     The Imperial Army commands a     much larger force than we do. [22:06] Hell-Lord     Besides... [22:07] Hell-Lord     What good can come from crushing your     opponent with overwhelming force? [22:18] Villager Man 1     The Black Clouds have vanished! [22:20] Villager Woman 1     Could it be that the Black Monarch... [22:23] Villager Man 2     Th-That reminds me, earlier... [22:25] Villager Man 2     A strange man came around asking     about the Black Monarch. [22:30] Village Elder     It's the great hero... [22:33] Villager Man 3     That can't be! [22:34] Villager Woman 2     "When the world falls to darkness, a hero     bearing a sacred sword will appear." [22:39] Villager Woman 2     The one from that legend?! [22:40] Villager Man 4     Wait, the legend says that a new     calamity appears with the hero, too! [22:44] Villager Man 4     The King of the Demon World! [22:46] Village Elder     He must have defeated the King     of the Demon World as well. [22:52] Village Elder     Praise be to the hero! [23:09] Youki     Princess-chan! [23:10] Torture     Just where have you two been? [23:14] Princess     Man, looks like we ended     up in another world. [23:17] Kanadge     I'm relieved to see you safe. [23:19] Maomao-Chan     I was real worried after     you left all of a sudden! [23:22] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [23:23] Hell-Lord     I'm sorry about that. [23:26] Hell-Lord     Well then, let's take it from the top... [23:31] Hell-Lord     And have ourselves a nice     game of basketball! [23:34] Group     Yeah! [23:36] Narration     The torture will continue!