# 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
As the war between the Imperial Army and Hellhorde rages on, the Princess, despite being armed with her mythical sword Excalibur, is captured and imprisoned. What kind of torture does she face at the hands of the chief demon interrogator? Fluffy fresh-baked toast! Hot, steaming ramen! Oh, the humanity! Can the Princess withstand these tormenting treats and keep her kingdom’s secrets safe?
# Season 1
# E1 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXP07K/untitled)
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**[00:23] Soldier 1**
Your Highness!
**[00:25] Soldier 1**
It'll be half a day until we reach the
location where the monster was sighted.
**[00:28] Princess**
Yes, I understand.
**[00:30] Princess**
We've still got some way to
go, but remain vigilant—
**[00:40] Soldier 3**
It's here!
**[00:46] Soldier 1**
That can't be!
**[00:47] Soldier 1**
The monster came this way to attack us?!
**[00:50] Soldier 1**
We're not prepared to go into combat!
**[00:52] Princess**
Looks like we're in luck.
**[00:54] Soldier 1**
What?!
**[00:57] Princess**
We've been saved a half-day's
worth of walking.
**[01:01] Soldier 2**
It's no use!
**[01:02] Soldier 2**
This thing's stronger than they said!
**[01:03] Soldier 3**
W-We can't even get close!
**[01:23] Princess**
Ex Seque Duel!
**[01:38] Soldier 3**
A-A single blow!
**[01:45] Soldier 3**
Your Highness!
**[01:47] Soldier 1**
Well done, Your Highness!
**[01:48] Soldier 2**
What fine swordsmanship!
**[01:49] Soldier 3**
Our princess, and Commander
of the Third Legion!
**[01:51] Group**
Princess! Princess! Princess!
**[01:57] Soldier 3**
A shout of victory!
**[02:00] Group**
Princess! Princess! Princess!
**[02:39] Ex**
* Many moons have passed since the Imperial*
* Army went to war with the Hellhorde.*
**[02:44] Ex**
* I fell into the hands of the Hellhorde, and*
* find myself imprisoned with Her Highness.*
***SIGN*** Sentient Sacred Blade
Ex
**[02:51] Ex**
*Her Highness has seen her fair share of war,*
**[02:54] Ex**
* proving herself on the battlefield*
* time and time again.*
**[02:56] Ex**
*These indignities are hardly enough...*
**[03:00] Ex**
*to break her will!*
**[03:51] Torture**
Princess.
**[03:52] Torture**
Is there no way to get you to reveal
the Royal Empire's secrets?
**[03:58] Ex**
Save your breath.
**[03:59] Ex**
Her Highness is not only a princess, but
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[04:04] Ex**
She would not so easily
divulge imperial secrets.
**[04:09] Torture**
Is that so?
**[04:11] Torture**
In that case, though it pains me greatly...
**[04:15] Torture**
Starting today, we will be subjecting
you to full-blown torture.
***SIGN*** Hellhorde Grand Inquisitor
Torture Tortura
**[04:21] Ex**
Torture?!
**[04:26] Ex**
Wait!
**[04:27] Ex**
War prisoner conventions
prohibit the use of torture!
**[04:30] Torture**
Those are human laws, are they not?
**[04:32] Princess**
Ex.
**[04:34] Princess**
Don't worry about me.
**[04:36] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[04:37] Princess**
Sear me with flames and burn my
body, but I will keep my silence.
**[04:44] Ex**
Your Highness.
**[04:52] Torture**
In that case...
**[04:54] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[05:19] Ex**
What?
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[06:57] Ex**
What in the world?
**[07:00] Torture**
'Tis toast.
**[07:01] Ex**
Toast?!
**[07:03] Ex**
And what exactly do you
plan to do with *that*?!
**[07:06] Ex**
Don't tell me you plan on
enticing her with food!
**[07:08] Ex**
She's not a child, you know!
**[07:09] Princess**
Looks yummy...
**[07:12] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[07:13] Princess**
D-Don't get me wrong, Ex!
**[07:15] Princess**
I'm not feeling tempted at all!
**[07:16] Princess**
I simply gave my honest impression
of how good it looks!
**[07:18] Princess**
All human beings would feel the same way!
**[07:20] Princess**
So I definitely didn't give
in to temptation here...
**[07:21] Ex**
Slow down!
**[07:24] Princess**
I would never give in to
the likes of mere toast!
**[07:38] Princess**
**Ah, I can see it...**
**[07:40] Princess**
**I can just see it!**
**[07:42] Princess**
**A carpet of gold!**
**[07:45] Princess**
**The heads of wheat, heavy with grain...**
**[07:48] Princess**
**just waiting to be harvested!**
**[07:53] Princess**
**The yeast and unsalted butter
performing in perfect harmony!**
**[08:00] Princess**
**And most of all, that snow-white angel,
the flour, with its fragrant aroma!**
**[08:09] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[08:11] Princess**
You've got it wrong, Ex!
**[08:12] Princess**
This is, um, you know!
**[08:13] Princess**
Ah yes! That's it!
**[08:14] Princess**
What I mean is not what you're thinking!
**[08:16] Princess**
It's something else entirely!
**[08:17] Princess**
See, don't you get it now?!
**[08:18] Princess**
That's what I'm talking about!
**[08:18] Ex**
Please wipe the drool off your face.
**[08:20] Torture**
Shh.
**[08:34] Princess**
**I-I can hear it!**
**[08:36] Princess**
**It sounds...**
**[08:37] Princess**
**It sounds so tasty!**
**[08:39] Princess**
**The crunchy, flame-seared surface.**
**[08:42] Princess**
**A little burnt, which only makes it better!**
**[08:44] Princess**
**As it's torn open, it refuses to stay
silent and emits those dulcet tones!**
**[08:54] Princess**
**And its chewy, moist interior!**
**[08:59] Princess**
**Thank you!**
**[09:00] Princess**
**Thank you, tasty sounds!**
**[09:05] Princess**
**A hearty meal for the ears!**
**[09:09] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[09:13] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[09:15] Princess**
Curses...
**[09:16] Princess**
I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[09:23] Princess**
I-I will never give in...
**[09:27] Princess**
to your pathetic torture!
**[09:29] Torture**
The torture isn't over yet.
**[09:34] Torture**
'Tis a bowl of beef stew
that has been eaten.
**[09:36] Princess**
You wouldn't dare!
**[09:38] Princess**
You fiend!
**[09:45] Princess**
That *has* to taste amazing!
**[10:27] Princess**
I'll talk...
**[10:32] Torture**
I see.
**[10:34] Torture**
So that's the weak point
of the Imperial Army.
**[10:37] Ex**
Your Highness...
**[10:39] Torture**
It appears to be reliable information.
**[10:42] Princess**
I did it.
**[10:43] Princess**
I spilled the beans.
**[10:45] Princess**
So let me have some toast.
**[10:48] Princess**
Just one slice.
**[10:50] Princess**
One slice is all I ask for!
**[10:52] Torture**
One slice?
**[10:54] Torture**
What are you saying?
**[10:56] Torture**
You've already divulged your secrets.
**[10:59] Torture**
In other words, we're done with you.
**[11:03] Torture**
You won't get just one slice...
**[11:06] Torture**
We'll throw a toast party!
**[11:08] Princess**
Yay!
**[11:11] Ex**
What..?
**[11:15] Princess**
So yummy!
**[11:18] Princess**
Untz, untz, untz!
**[11:22] Ex**
Untz, untz, untz...
**[11:22] Princess**
Untz, untz, untz!
***SIGN*** Grand
Inquisitor's
Chamber
**[11:27] Torture**
What was that?
**[11:29] Torture**
Our army is too feeble to win
with a meager secret like that?
**[11:33] Kanadge**
Yes.
**[11:35] Torture**
*Understood.*
**[11:36] Torture**
We will delay the princess's release
**[11:39] Torture**
until I obtain information
that our army can use.
**[11:45] Torture**
Don't take it personally, Princess.
**[11:50] Torture**
I'm doing this all for
the sake of His Majesty.
**[11:54] Torture**
Starting today, the princess will
be tortured on a daily basis.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[12:11] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[12:18] Ex**
Grand Inquisitor Torture Tortura.
**[12:23] Ex**
Her Highness may have been bested
yesterday due to her hunger,
**[12:27] Ex**
but thanks to your bread torture from
yesterday, she's all *bread*y today!
**[12:31] Princess**
As in, full of bread!
**[12:33] Ex**
Today's the day that Her Highness,
**[12:35] Ex**
Princess and Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion,
**[12:38] Ex**
stands up to your torture!
**[12:40] Ex**
Yes, no matter what you
may subject her to...
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Sauce
***SIGN*** Cheese
***SIGN*** Extra-Spicy
Sauce
**[12:52] Ex**
Takoyaki?
**[12:55] Ex**
Don't kid me with that takoyaki!
**[12:57] Ex**
Like I said, Her Highness
is all *bread*y for you!
**[13:01] Ex**
Besides, Her Highness was
raised on the finest meals,
**[13:04] Ex**
so she'd never be done in
by such low-brow food!
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Sauce
***SIGN*** Cheese
***SIGN*** Extra-Spicy
Sauce
**[13:08] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[13:10] Princess**
Th-That's right!
**[13:12] Princess**
You can't sway me with something
I've never eaten, like takoyaki!
**[13:19] Princess**
I know what it is, at least.
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Crêpes
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
**[13:22] Princess**
I'd always gaze out of the palace
windows alone at the festivals.
**[13:28] Princess**
The citizens bought them from stalls...
**[13:31] Princess**
to eat with family! Lovers! Friends!
**[13:35] Princess**
With smiles on their faces!
**[13:41] Princess**
H-Honestly, I was so jealous of them...
**[13:45] Ex**
She's crying!
**[13:47] Torture**
Princess.
**[13:50] Torture**
Would you like to try one?
**[13:52] Ex**
You mustn't, Your Highness!
**[13:55] Ex**
If you stuff your face with
freshly-made takoyaki...
**[14:00] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[14:05] Ex**
But she looks happy!
**[14:07] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:08] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:09] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:10] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:23] Princess**
**Crispy on the outside!**
**[14:23] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:25] Princess**
**Gooey on the inside!**
**[14:27] Princess**
**Plump octopus right in the middle...**
**[14:34] Princess**
**Mingling!**
**[14:35] Princess**
**The octopus and batter mingling
as they dance in your mouth!**
**[14:40] Princess**
**The way it asserts itself as
it passes down your throat!**
**[14:43] Princess**
**Its faint warmth even as
it reaches your stomach!**
**[14:46] Princess**
**A carnival of joy in every bodily organ!**
**[14:52] Princess**
**So this is...**
**[14:54] Princess**
**T-A-K-O-yaki!**
***SIGN*** Truly
***SIGN*** Ambrosial
***SIGN*** Kaleidoscope of
***SIGN*** Octopus
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[15:03] Torture**
I see.
**[15:05] Torture**
So that's where the Imperial
Army hid its ultimate weapon.
**[15:10] Princess**
Take a look, Ex!
**[15:12] Princess**
I grilled this one myself!
**[15:14] Princess**
There's cheese inside!
**[15:16] Princess**
Crispy and gooey! Plump and gooey!
**[15:16] Ex**
Crispy and gooey... Plump and gooey...
***SIGN*** Grand
Inquisitor's
Chamber
**[15:20] Torture**
Excuse me?
**[15:22] Torture**
His Majesty said what?
**[15:25] Kanadge**
That's right.
***SIGN*** Attendant to the Hell-Lord
***SIGN*** Kanadge
**[15:29] Kanadge**
He said, "I'm too scared to
use a weapon that powerful."
**[15:38] Torture**
I see.
**[15:40] Torture**
I suppose that's that if he's scared.
**[15:42] Torture**
I shall have to come up
with a different torture.
**[15:46] Torture**
'Tis quite late already.
**[15:48] Torture**
I must retire for the night soon.
**[15:51] Torture**
That's it!
***SIGN*** The Next Day,
Midnight
**[15:58] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[16:01] Ex**
Torture this late at night?
**[16:03] Ex**
Does the Hellhorde know no manners?
**[16:05] Torture**
I do apologize.
**[16:07] Torture**
However, I chose this time for a reason.
**[16:11] Princess**
I've got it, Ex.
**[16:13] Princess**
She must plan on using sleep
deprivation to torture me.
**[16:16] Ex**
I see!
**[16:17] Ex**
It's true that sleep deprivation would
be excruciating for the average person.
**[16:21] Ex**
However, Your Highness is Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[16:26] Ex**
You've faced fierce battlefields
with no room to rest,
**[16:29] Ex**
fighting for nights on end without sleep.
**[16:32] Princess**
Yeah.
**[16:33] Princess**
I also pulled four all-nighters in
a row once playing video games.
**[16:35] Ex**
You can leave that part out!
**[16:37] Princess**
Anyway, I'm used to going without sleep!
**[16:40] Princess**
I can handle however
many hours you throw at me!
**[16:42] Torture**
Unfortunately, Princess, today's torture
does not involve depriving you of sleep.
**[16:47] Princess**
What?
**[16:53] Princess**
This smell! This warmth!
**[16:56] Princess**
This devastating power!
**[17:00] Princess**
S-Surely you wouldn't!
**[17:02] Princess**
Not this late at night!
**[17:07] Princess**
Ramen?!
**[17:09] Stomach**
*Growl...*
***SIGN*** Growl
**[17:12] Princess**
**My stomach was getting ready to go to sleep,**
**[17:14] Princess**
**but it's bolted awake from the visual
stimulation and smell of the ramen!**
**[17:17] Princess**
**My stomach is like an
excited little kid now!**
***SIGN*** Stomach
**[17:20] Stomach**
Gimme that ramen!
**[17:22] Ex**
You mustn't, Your Highness!
**[17:24] Ex**
Take a closer look!
**[17:25] Ex**
That's not just any ramen!
**[17:27] Ex**
That rich and creamy ramen broth!
**[17:30] Ex**
Eating that this late at
night is bad for you!
**[17:33] Ex**
You'll upset your stomach!
**[17:35] Princess**
Ex, I know all too well...
**[17:38] Princess**
How criminal it is to eat ramen
in the middle of the night.
**[17:41] Princess**
How stupid it is.
**[17:42] Princess**
The inevitable guilt.
**[17:46] Princess**
That's what makes it taste so good!
**[17:49] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[17:50] Torture**
'Tis time to eat.
**[18:03] Princess**
I want some!
**[18:05] Ex**
Stay strong, Your Highness!
**[18:22] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[18:23] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[18:25] Ex**
Y-Y-Your Highness!
**[18:27] Ex**
Y-Y-Your...
**[18:32] Princess**
Kill me now.
**[18:34] Ex**
Seriously?
**[18:35] Ex**
Your Highness, have a little patience.
**[18:38] Ex**
Ramen is a meal enjoyed quickly.
**[18:40] Ex**
Which means the torture shouldn't last long.
**[18:42] Princess**
Y-You're right, Ex.
**[18:45] Princess**
Besides, I've gotten used to
the ramen's impact.
**[18:49] Princess**
I'll tough it out.
**[18:51] Princess**
I will never give in!
**[18:55] Princess**
What?!
**[18:56] Princess**
A small bowl of rice?!
**[18:58] Princess**
Y-You fiend!
**[18:59] Princess**
Just what are you planning?!
**[19:02] Princess**
Topping that piping hot rice with
chili bean paste and garlic,
**[19:05] Princess**
and wrapping it up in the nori
that's soaked up the ramen broth!
**[19:10] Princess**
She ate it!
**[19:14] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[19:16] Ex**
Y-Y-Your Highness?!
**[19:19] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[19:20] Princess**
Firm noodles, extra dashi,
spinach topping...
**[19:25] Ex**
She's putting in an order
while turning white as ash!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[19:35] Princess**
Delish!
**[19:40] Torture**
It's almost closing time, so these scrap
ends of pork chashu are on the house.
**[19:45] Princess**
Awesome!
**[19:47] Princess**
This is the best part of eating at late-night
ramen shops right before they close!
**[19:52] Ex**
We're in a prison cell.
**[19:57] Torture**
Well?
**[19:59] Torture**
Was His Majesty pleased with the
secret I brought him today?
**[20:04] Torture**
What?
**[20:05] Torture**
Ah...
**[20:06] Torture**
Yes, as always.
**[20:08] Torture**
Yes.
**[20:09] Torture**
I'll do my best tomorrow.
**[20:14] Youki**
Grand Inquisitor.
**[20:17] Youki**
Why don't you leave tomorrow's
torture session to us?
**[20:22] Torture**
You two!
**[20:30] Princess**
Bread... Takoyaki... Ramen...
**[20:39] Princess**
**Flour is so great!**
**[20:41] Princess**
**The greatest!**
**[22:19] (Flashback) Soldier 3**
It's here!
**[22:22] (Flashback) Soldier 1**
That can't be!
**[22:23] (Flashback) Soldier 1**
The monster came this way to attack us?!
**[22:25] (Flashback) Soldier 1**
We're not prepared to go into combat!
**[22:28] (Flashback) Princess**
Looks like we're in luck.
**[22:30] (Flashback) Soldier 1**
What?!
**[22:32] (Flashback) Princess**
We've been saved a half-day's
worth of walking.
**[22:35] (Flashback) Princess**
*I can go home early and play video games!*
**[22:41] (Flashback) Princess**
*After I save that character, should
I tackle the Blazing Dungeon?*
**[22:45] (Flashback) Princess**
*No, there was that subquest
that caught my eye.*
**[22:48] Princess**
Ex Seque Duel!
**[22:48] (Flashback) Princess**
*I might be able to get
a rare item out of it!*
**[22:50] (Flashback) Princess**
*That definitely comes first!*
**[23:05] (Flashback) Soldier 3**
Your Highness!
**[23:08] (Flashback) Princess**
*All that sudden movement after drinking
water gave me a stitch on my side.*
**[23:12] (Flashback) Princess**
*It hurts like hell.*
**[23:13] (Flashback) Princess**
*So much pain, but everyone's looking at me.*
**[23:16] (Flashback) Princess**
*I can't let them know I have a side stitch.*
**[23:20] (Flashback) Princess**
*It'd affect the soldiers' morale.*
**[23:22] (Flashback) Princess**
*I know.*
**[23:23] (Flashback) Princess**
*I heard that stretching can help the pain.*
**[23:29] (Flashback) Soldier 3**
A shout of victory!
**[23:32] Group**
Princess! Princess! Princess!
**[23:34] (Flashback) Princess**
*Nope.*
**[23:36] (Flashback) Princess**
*Stretching doesn't stop
it from hurting like hell.*
# E2 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU07159/untitled)
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**[00:00] Narration**
**The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...**
**[00:09] Narration**
**In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion**
**[00:17] Narration**
**falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.**
**[00:21] Narration**
**The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...**
**[00:27] (Flashback) Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[00:30] Narration**
**...mercilessly subjects her
to torture, day after day.**
**[00:52] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[00:56] Torture**
I shan't be your torturer for today.
**[00:58] Torture**
Two others shall be taking my place.
**[01:00] Ex**
The horrors!
**[01:01] Ex**
What manner of wicked inquisitors await us?!
**[01:05] Torture**
Come in...
**[01:08] Torture**
Lieutorments...
**[01:12] Torture**
Youki and Inki.
**[01:14] Youki**
Heya!
**[01:16] Inki**
H-Hello there...
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[02:51] Youki**
Nice to meetcha, Princess!
***SIGN*** Lieutorment
Youki
**[02:53] Youki**
Lieutorment Youki, at your service!
**[02:56] Inki**
A-And I'm Lieutorment Inki.
***SIGN*** Lieutorment
Inki
**[03:00] Ex**
Lieutorments?!
**[03:02] Ex**
The princess would never submit
to a pair of junior officers!
**[03:05] Torture**
They may be of lower rank,
**[03:08] Torture**
but they work as a team to use
tactics unavailable to me.
**[03:11] Torture**
All to torment our princess here.
**[03:21] Sign**
*Super Jump+Brawlers*
**[03:23] Game Narration**
*Super Jump+Brawlers!*
**[03:29] Youki**
All right!
**[03:30] Youki**
Today's the day I beat you!
**[03:32] Inki**
I'd like to see you try!
**[03:34] Game Narration**
*Ready, go!*
**[03:40] Youki**
Take this!
**[03:45] Game Narration**
*Inki wins!*
**[03:49] Youki**
Let me land at least, In-chan!
**[03:53] Youki**
Okay!
**[03:54] Youki**
I'll get you next time!
**[03:57] Inki**
I won't lose to you, You-chan.
**[03:59] Game Narration**
*Ready, go!*
**[04:00] Ex**
What's this?
**[04:01] Torture**
'Tis a video game.
**[04:02] Ex**
A video game?!
**[04:06] Ex**
A childish diversion!
**[04:09] Ex**
You stand before the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[04:12] Ex**
Her gallant figure leading the charge has
won the admiration of all she commands.
**[04:18] Ex**
A mere video game...
**[04:19] Ex**
stands no chance...
**[04:20] Ex**
of acting...
**[04:21] Ex**
as temptation!
**[04:25] Princess**
That looks fun...
**[04:26] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[04:29] Princess**
That's right.
**[04:32] Princess**
From a young age...
**[04:34] Princess**
I underwent strict training
to grow stronger.
**[04:40] Princess**
I devoted everything to improving myself.
**[04:43] Princess**
The only talking I did was with my sword!
**[04:45] Princess**
The truest form of communication!
**[04:51] Princess**
I have no need for friends...
**[04:56] Ex**
Your Highness.
**[05:01] Inki**
W-Wanna play together?
**[05:05] Princess**
I...
**[05:06] Princess**
I won't give in!
**[05:08] Princess**
Besides...
**[05:10] Princess**
I don't know what to say
to someone I've just met.
**[05:17] Torture**
Princess.
**[05:19] Torture**
You can play this game with four people.
**[05:24] Ex**
What...?
**[05:27] Youki**
Oh, you're doing good!
**[05:30] Princess**
**This is fun!**
**[05:32] Princess**
**Being next to someone feels so warm,
even if we don't make contact!**
**[05:37] Princess**
**When my smile is met by a smile next
to me, it's double the happiness!**
**[05:44] Princess**
**My happiness is multiplied by theirs...**
**[05:48] Princess**
**Ultra happy!**
**[05:58] Youki**
Powerful Miracle...
**[06:02] Youki**
Tornado Spin!
**[06:16] Youki**
I'm not done yet!
**[06:19] Inki**
G-Grumbly Griping...
**[06:22] Inki**
Gloomy Fire!
**[06:26] Inki**
H-How about this?!
**[06:29] Torture**
Cool Beauty Ice Storm!
**[06:47] Princess**
Pretty Princess...
**[06:49] Princess**
Special Strong Shine!
**[06:56] Game Narration**
*Princess wins!*
**[07:00] Youki**
Nice one, Princess!
**[07:01] Inki**
Th-That was great!
**[07:03] Torture**
Fine work indeed.
**[07:06] Youki**
All right, one more round!
***SIGN*** Another
day
of the
princess
confessing
**[07:12] Torture**
I see.
**[07:14] Torture**
Security at the eastern gate
is light on Wednesdays.
**[07:18] Princess**
U-Um...
**[07:20] Princess**
Can we play—
**[07:21] Princess**
No, never mind.
**[07:25] Princess**
We're mortal enemies.
**[07:27] Youki**
What are you talking about?
**[07:29] Youki**
We're friends, aren't we?
**[07:31] Inki**
W-We'll be back for more torture.
**[07:38] Princess**
I-It's not like I gave in to you fiends!
**[07:42] Youki**
Yeah, yeah.
**[07:43] Youki**
Let's add each other as friends.
**[07:45] Inki**
A-Add me too.
**[07:53] Princess**
Um...
***SIGN*** Chatter chatter
**[07:54] Youki**
I'll bring up the QR code, so
you scan it, Princess-chan.
**[07:55] Ex**
If you have a phone, please
use it to call for help.
**[07:58] Princess**
Yeah, okay.
**[08:25] Kanadge**
I've received a report.
**[08:39] Hell-Lord**
Cram school is on Wednesdays.
**[08:46] Torture**
We can't do anything if there's cram school.
**[08:48] Torture**
We'll need a new torture to get the
princess to divulge another secret.
**[08:56] Torture**
That reminds me.
**[08:58] Torture**
We sent her out on an expedition
to the town out west,
**[09:02] Torture**
but she's just about to return
after completing her mission.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for
"Torture," Princess
**[09:11] Princess**
They read my message!
**[09:16] Krall**
Princess, time for some torture!
***SIGN*** Beastmaster
Krall
**[09:21] Torture**
This is Beastmaster Krall.
**[09:24] Krall**
Hey there, Princess.
**[09:25] Ex**
Beasts, you say?!
**[09:28] Ex**
When Her Highness was faced with a
pack of humongous, frenzied beasts...
**[09:36] Ex**
She was completely undaunted
and made short work of them!
**[09:39] Ex**
Her Highness will not submit
to any ordinary beast!
**[09:42] Krall**
Can you still put on a brave
face in front of *this* fella?
**[09:47] Krall**
Hngy-Baby!
**[10:05] Hngy-Baby**
Hngh?
**[10:07] Princess**
Cute!
**[10:10] Princess**
A polar bear cub?
**[10:12] Princess**
So cute!
**[10:15] Princess**
H-Hngy-Baby? Hngy-Baby!
**[10:18] Princess**
You're so cute! Oh! So cute!
**[10:26] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[10:28] Princess**
I suppose it *is* adorable,
**[10:30] Princess**
but do you think I would give
in at its cuteness and fess up?
**[10:34] Princess**
You sure do think little of me.
**[10:36] Ex**
You were real close to giving in.
**[10:39] Krall**
Well, then...
**[10:40] Krall**
Can you handle *this*, then?
**[10:54] Princess**
You heartless demon!
**[10:56] Princess**
Give that ball back right now!
**[10:58] Krall**
It's all in your hands, Princess.
**[11:00] Princess**
What?!
**[11:00] Krall**
If you feel sorry, then start talking!
**[11:05] Princess**
Curse you...
**[11:06] Princess**
That's real low, Hellhorde...
**[11:16] Princess**
Wait, does doing this hurt you?
**[11:20] Krall**
H-Hurt me?!
**[11:21] Krall**
And why exactly would I feel hurt?!
**[11:24] Krall**
Are you saying I feel bad
about stealing this ball,
**[11:26] Krall**
but I'm just enduring the
pain because it's my job?!
**[11:28] Krall**
This bear is my servant!
**[11:30] Krall**
I don't feel a scrap of sympathy—
**[11:55] Krall**
I'm sorry, Hngy-Baby!
**[11:57] Krall**
Sorry for being so mean!
**[11:59] Krall**
I'm so sorry!
**[12:01] Krall**
I love you! I love you!
**[12:04] Krall**
Love you lots!
**[12:06] Krall**
So, so much!
**[12:08] Krall**
Hngy-Baby!
**[12:09] Krall**
I love you!
**[12:11] Ex**
I don't exactly follow, but it
looks like we've won today.
**[12:16] Princess**
She refused to betray her
friend, mission or not.
**[12:20] Princess**
Her conviction has touched my heart!
**[12:22] Princess**
I will reveal my secret!
**[12:24] Ex**
Wait, why?
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[12:29] Princess**
So fluffy!
**[12:32] Princess**
Can I give it a hug?
**[12:33] Krall**
You betcha, baby!
**[12:36] Princess**
Yay!
**[12:37] Princess**
Whoa, so soft!
**[12:40] Narration**
**The information from today didn't
prove to be any use, either,**
**[12:44] Narration**
**so the torture continues.**
**[12:47] Narration**
**Incidentally...**
**[12:49] Narration**
**The job Krall just finished was
demolition work with beasts.**
**[12:55] Krall**
Oh, your shift's up already?
**[12:58] Krall**
Okay!
**[12:59] Krall**
Nice job!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[13:08] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[13:11] Torture**
Today's torture will take place
in a different location,
**[13:14] Torture**
so we'll have you wear these
to maintain our secrecy.
**[13:44] Giant**
Hey!
**[13:47] Giant**
You must be the princess!
**[13:55] Giant**
My name is Giant.
***SIGN*** Combat Soldier Fourth Class
& Pain-Private
Giant
**[13:57] Giant**
Nice to meet you!
**[13:59] Princess**
You...
**[14:01] Princess**
You're huge.
**[14:03] Giant**
It's not nice to call a lady huge.
**[14:05] Ex**
What's going on?
**[14:07] Ex**
What's your reason for
bringing us to a hot spring?
**[14:10] Giant**
Huh? Reason?
**[14:13] Giant**
Hot springs feel so nice!
***SIGN*** Beam
**[14:16] Giant**
The hot springs are way better
than torture for a good talk!
**[14:21] Ex**
I see.
**[14:23] Ex**
Your plan is to use kindness
to trap Her Highness.
**[14:26] Ex**
Too bad, though.
**[14:29] Ex**
Her Highness is Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[14:33] Ex**
Since infancy, she was raised in
an environment free of indulgence.
**[14:38] Ex**
A heart of steel, ready at all
times to wield the blade.
**[14:43] Ex**
That is the unconditional
requirement for a knight.
**[14:47] Ex**
Your plot must be to gently
appeal to her emotions,
**[14:49] Ex**
so you can coax the empire's secrets
out of her, but it won't work!
**[14:52] Ex**
Her Highness will never succumb to...
**[14:58] Princess**
This rules!
**[14:59] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[15:02] Ex**
Your Highness? Your Highness!
**[15:04] Princess**
Don't worry, Ex.
**[15:07] Princess**
My first bath in ages.
**[15:09] Princess**
I must admit that it feels
good. It can't be beat.
**[15:12] Princess**
But nothing more than that!
**[15:15] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[15:17] Ex**
Now *that's* Her Highness!
**[15:18] Ex**
My one and only princess!
**[15:19] Princess**
It's just as Ex says.
**[15:21] Princess**
I grew up in an environment where
I was not allowed to act spoiled.
**[15:21] Ex**
Your Highness! Your Highness!
**[15:23] Ex**
Your Highness! Your Highness!
**[15:24] Princess**
I've never let anyone pamper me.
**[15:25] Ex**
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
**[15:27] Ex**
Your Highness! Your Highness!
**[15:27] Princess**
Your kindness and sympathy are wasted on me.
**[15:30] Princess**
The likes of that won't make me give in!
**[15:33] Giant**
What?
**[15:34] Giant**
You've never been pampered, even once?
**[15:37] Princess**
Huh? Yeah.
**[15:39] Giant**
Oh, is that right?
**[15:42] Giant**
In that case...
**[15:44] Giant**
C'mere.
**[15:47] Giant**
Mama's here.
**[15:49] Giant**
It's fine.
**[15:51] Giant**
You don't have to try so hard.
**[15:54] Giant**
It's important to let yourself be spoiled.
**[15:58] Giant**
Don't think of it as running away.
**[15:59] Princess**
W-Wait, I never asked to...
**[16:02] Giant**
There!
**[16:05] Princess**
**S-So warm...**
**[16:08] Giant**
There, there.
**[16:09] Princess**
**Being gently embraced by
someone bigger than you,**
**[16:12] Giant**
Good girl.
**[16:13] Princess**
**and having her whisper
words of encouragement.**
**[16:15] Giant**
You did your best.
**[16:16] Princess**
**It feels so nice!**
**[16:17] Giant**
Everything's okay now.
**[16:41] Giant**
Walkie-walkie. Walkie-walkie.
**[16:56] Princess**
Mama...
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[17:04] Princess**
The terrifying power of kindheartedness...
**[17:11] Torture**
How do you find this information?
**[17:16] Torture**
I understand.
**[17:18] Child Demon**
Mama! I want that!
**[17:21] Mother Demon**
No can do.
**[17:22] Mother Demon**
It's almost time for dinner.
***SIGN*** Hearty Baum
***SIGN*** Hearty Baum
***SIGN*** Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun
***SIGN*** Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun
***SIGN*** Slightly LargeCustard Bun
***SIGN*** Gorilla's March
***SIGN*** Gorilla's March
***SIGN*** PotaRico
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
***SIGN*** Gorilla's March
Chocolate
**[17:37] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[17:41] Ex**
What the heck is that?
**[17:42] Torture**
'Tis Gorilla's March.
**[17:44] Torture**
A very tasty cookie snack
filled with chocolate.
**[17:50] Ex**
Oh, it's just a snack for commoners!
**[17:52] Ex**
Her Highness has enjoyed only the
finest of snacks since infancy.
**[17:57] Ex**
Even when venturing outside for lessons,
**[18:00] Ex**
she had the Honored Knight serving the
Royal Empire, Jimochi, at her side,
***SIGN*** Honored Knight
Jimochi
**[18:07] Ex**
closely monitoring her.
**[18:10] Ex**
As a knight out in the field, there were
times when she ate rations and instant noodles.
**[18:15] Ex**
But I've never laid eyes on that snack!
**[18:18] Princess**
Drool...
**[18:19] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[18:20] Ex**
Has Your Highness ever eaten...
**[18:23] Princess**
Ah! Well...
**[18:26] Princess**
We would stop by the candy store
on my way back from lessons...
**[18:30] (Flashback) Jimochi**
Here, Your Highness.
**[18:33] (Flashback) Jimochi**
It's our little secret.
**[18:34] (Flashback) Princess**
Yay!
**[18:35] Ex**
That damn geezer!
**[18:36] Princess**
Please don't tell Mother!
**[18:38] Princess**
Jimochi was doing it for my sake!
**[18:40] Ex**
Naughty, naughty!
**[18:43] Ex**
You think I'd do that, like a little kid?
**[18:44] Ex**
I'm gonna tell Her Majesty!
**[18:46] Ex**
I'm a sacred sword, darn it!
**[18:48] Princess**
No need to worry, Ex.
**[18:50] Princess**
I'm not particularly attached to that snack.
**[18:52] Princess**
One box costs more than 100 yen,
so I basically never had it.
**[18:55] Princess**
I usually bought a bunch that cost 10 to 20
yen, along with one special 30-yen snack.
**[19:02] Princess**
That's the secret to enjoying cheap snacks.
**[19:04] Ex**
How plebeian of you, Your Highness.
**[19:06] Princess**
Besides...
**[19:08] (Flashback) Princess**
I want more!
**[19:09] Jimochi**
Not happening! It's mine!
**[19:10] Princess**
Jimochi would only ever share a few with me.
**[19:12] Princess**
Please!
**[19:13] Jimochi**
Upsy-daisy!
**[19:15] Ex**
Just give her some, you old crank!
**[19:16] Ex**
Honored Knight, my ass!
**[19:19] Torture**
Now then, let us begin the torture.
***SIGN*** Today's Lucky
Banana Fortune
Inside!
Check under the flap!
**[19:47] Princess**
Ex.
**[19:48] Princess**
To be honest, I'm jealous, and I want some.
**[19:51] Princess**
But it's not stirring up any other emotions.
**[19:54] Princess**
This torture session is in the bag!
**[19:56] Princess**
I'll never give in!
**[20:03] Princess**
Hey, Gorilla's March has a
cute picture on every piece.
**[20:08] Princess**
You need to appreciate...
**[20:13] Princess**
Wait, you fiend!
**[20:14] Princess**
You're not going to look at the pictures?!
**[20:16] Princess**
Stop it!
**[20:17] Princess**
The gorilla wearing a ribbon, the
gorilla sticking its tongue out...
**[20:21] Princess**
Do you know how many variants there are?!
**[20:24] Princess**
That indescribable fuzzy feeling when
you get the mommy and baby gorilla!
**[20:28] Princess**
Or the big-browed gorilla that brings
good luck to those who find it!
**[20:31] Princess**
There's all sorts of fun gimmicks in there!
**[20:36] Princess**
S-Stop...
**[20:42] Princess**
Everyone!
**[20:51] Princess**
Stop it...
**[20:56] Princess**
You monster!
**[21:01] Princess**
I'm begging you...
**[21:15] Princess**
Stop...
**[21:16] Princess**
Stop it already!
**[21:18] Princess**
I'll talk!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[21:26] Torture**
I see.
**[21:27] Torture**
The queen's shoe size is 23cm.
**[21:31] Torture**
If His Majesty is not pleased with this
information, I'll be back tomorrow.
**[21:35] Ex**
Yeah, she'll be back.
**[21:40] Princess**
The big-browed gorilla!
**[21:42] Princess**
Maybe something good is in store for me!
**[21:47] Princess**
Yummy!
**[23:29] Louch**
So that's Hellholm.
**[23:32] Louch**
I'm here to save you...
**[23:35] Louch**
Your Highness!
# E3 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Narration**
*The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...*
**[00:09] Narration**
*In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion*
**[00:17] Narration**
*falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.*
**[00:21] Narration**
*The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...*
**[00:27] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[00:31] Narration**
*...mercilessly subjects her
to torture day after day.*
**[00:46] Louch**
So that's Hellholm.
**[00:49] Louch**
I'm here to save you...
**[00:52] Louch**
Your Highness!
**[00:59] Princess**
A theme park?
**[01:01] Youki**
Yeah!
**[01:02] Youki**
We just found out we have tomorrow off.
**[01:04] Inki**
S-So we were thinking of going.
**[01:06] Inki**
Wanna tag along, P-Princess-chan?
**[01:09] Princess**
There's no way!
**[01:11] Princess**
I'm a prisoner here!
**[01:12] Youki**
You should see if the grand
inquisitor will let you go!
**[01:17] Youki**
C'mon!
**[01:22] Princess**
Okay! I'll ask!
**[01:25] Group**
Awesome!
**[01:27] Princess**
I shouldn't just assume she'll say no!
**[01:30] Youki**
That's right!
**[01:31] Inki**
I-I'm sure it'll be real fun with you there.
**[01:34] Youki**
You said it!
**[01:35] Ex**
*C'mon, it's not happening.*
**[01:38] Torture**
You cannot go.
**[01:39] Ex**
Well, duh.
**[01:40] Princess**
You heartless monster!
**[01:42] Princess**
Are you saying that as a
prisoner subject to torture,
**[01:45] Princess**
I don't have the freedom
to visit a theme park?!
**[01:47] Ex**
I'm shocked that you thought you did.
**[01:51] Torture**
That said, how does this sound?
**[01:55] Torture**
I shall consider it in exchange
for an imperial secret.
**[01:58] Ex**
You dirty scoundrel!
**[02:00] Ex**
So this is your torture for today?!
**[02:02] Ex**
I bet there *is* no theme park trip.
**[02:04] Ex**
It was all a trick to
make Her Highness talk!
**[02:06] Torture**
On the contrary.
**[02:08] Torture**
I would not stoop so low.
**[02:10] Torture**
I imagine they invited you with
naught but pure intentions.
**[02:15] Ex**
Don't let her fool you, Your Highness!
**[02:18] Torture**
Right then, onto business...
**[02:21] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[04:00] Torture**
You've been silent for an
hour and counting now.
**[04:04] Torture**
Are you sure about this?
**[04:05] Torture**
The park is almost about to open.
**[04:08] Torture**
If you confess, I can send you to the
park with a teleportation spell.
**[04:13] Torture**
Don't you want to enjoy
yourself with the others?
**[04:17] Ex**
Your Highness,
**[04:18] Ex**
Youki and Inki were simply
acting on her orders.
**[04:21] Ex**
Their invite was nothing but a sham.
**[04:23] Princess**
Rest assured, Ex.
**[04:25] Princess**
I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[04:29] Princess**
I've seen my fair share of battles.
**[04:33] Princess**
There are times when those
I considered comrades...
**[04:38] Princess**
ended up betraying me.
**[04:51] Princess**
This is nothing new to me.
**[04:54] Princess**
I won't give in, by any means.
**[05:00] Torture**
'Tis time for the park to open.
**[05:02] Torture**
I regret to say that you
have bested me on this day.
**[05:06] Ex**
Y-Your Highness.
**[05:08] Ex**
Please don't let it get to you.
**[05:10] Princess**
I'm totally fine!
**[05:11] Princess**
I told you, I'm used to it!
**[05:15] Princess**
That said...
**[05:16] (Flashback) Youki**
We're friends, aren't we?
**[05:19] (Flashback) Inki**
I-I'm sure it'll be real fun with you there.
**[05:22] (Flashback) Youki**
You said it!
**[05:24] Princess**
I might have wanted to go on
that trip a little bit...
**[05:29] Ex**
Your Highness...
***SIGN*** Youki
**[05:38] Youki**
*We'll be waiting outside until you get here!*
***SIGN*** We'll be waiting outside
until you get here~
***SIGN*** Inki
***SIGN*** We'll be waiting~
**[05:41] Inki**
*We'll be waiting!*
**[05:46] Princess**
Our friendship is the real deal!
**[05:50] Princess**
I'll tell you!
**[05:52] Torture**
I told you they weren't lying...
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[05:58] Youki**
Did Princess-chan reply yet?
**[06:09] Princess**
I'm here!
**[06:10] Youki**
Oh, there you are!
**[06:12] Inki**
Th-That outfit...
**[06:13] Youki**
You look super cute!
**[06:15] Princess**
Really?
**[06:17] Youki**
All right!
**[06:18] Youki**
Let's have ourselves a blast today!
**[06:20] Group**
Yeah!
**[06:24] Princess**
*This is so fun!*
**[06:26] Princess**
*I'm so happy!*
**[06:27] Princess**
*What a brand-new experience!*
**[06:29] Princess**
*It's so nice to have friends!*
**[06:31] Princess**
*Having fun with others makes it two,
three, four, five times as fun!*
**[06:39] Princess**
*My heart won't stop dancing with joy!*
**[06:49] Princess**
*Welcome to Tokyo...*
**[06:54] Torture**
Yes.
**[06:55] Torture**
It took until the very end, but we've
finally obtained a useful piece of intelligence.
**[07:00] Torture**
Their king... prefers sea over land.
**[07:04] Torture**
Will the secret we've coaxed
out of her today suffice?
**[07:08] Torture**
What?
**[07:10] Torture**
Oh, yes.
**[07:12] Torture**
The same as always.
**[07:13] Torture**
What?!
**[07:15] Torture**
Understood.
**[07:18] Torture**
Tomorrow's torture session...
**[07:21] Torture**
will be handled personally
by His Majesty's daughter?
**[07:26] Louch**
Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
**[07:30] Louch**
Hush-a-bye baby.
**[07:32] Louch**
March thee onward, to the city
cloaked in night eternal.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[07:37] Princess**
Besties for life!
**[07:48] Princess**
Why are you kneeling?
**[07:51] Princess**
Oh, is it me?
**[07:52] Princess**
Have you realized how great I am?
**[07:54] Ex**
I'm pretty sure it's not that.
**[07:56] Torture**
I kneel not in deference to you, Princess.
**[08:01] Torture**
Today's torture will be performed
by His Majesty's daughter.
**[08:05] Ex**
The daughter of the Hell-Lord?!
**[08:07] Torture**
Indeed.
**[08:09] Torture**
The only daughter of His
Majesty the Hell-Lord.
**[08:12] Torture**
Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal...
***SIGN*** Hell-Lord's Daughter
Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
Maomao-chan
**[08:18] Torture**
Her Highness Princess Maomao-chan.
**[08:19] Princess**
So cute!
**[08:21] Princess**
Oh, what a cutie pie!
**[08:24] Princess**
So small!
**[08:25] Princess**
How old are you, Maomao-chan?
**[08:27] Princess**
Go on, go on!
**[08:28] Princess**
Ask me whatever you want!
**[08:30] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[08:32] Princess**
I-It's not what you think, Ex.
**[08:34] Princess**
I was just trying to get some information
out of the Hell-Lord's daughter.
**[08:39] Ex**
Look me in the eye and say that.
**[08:41] Ex**
She's the daughter of none
other than the Hell-Lord.
**[08:43] Ex**
Don't let her age catch you off guard!
**[08:45] Maomao-Chan**
Nuh-uh.
**[08:48] Maomao-Chan**
I'm no good at all.
**[08:52] Maomao-Chan**
Everyone has big hopes for
me because of my dad...
**[08:55] Maomao-Chan**
but I've never gotten anything
out of anyone with torture.
**[09:02] Maomao-Chan**
I... must not be cut out to be a torturer...
**[09:11] Princess**
That's not true!
**[09:12] Princess**
That's not true at all, Maomao-chan!
**[09:15] Princess**
Even if it seems like nothing
ever goes your way,
**[09:17] Princess**
I promise your efforts will pay off one day!
**[09:20] Ex**
Your Highness, why are you
encouraging the enemy?
**[09:23] Princess**
So be a brave girl now, and torture me!
**[09:28] Maomao-Chan**
Thanks, missy!
**[09:31] Princess**
Oh, you're adorable! I'll talk!
**[09:32] Ex**
Don't jump the gun, Your Highness!
**[09:34] Maomao-Chan**
Okay!
**[09:35] Maomao-Chan**
Well then...
**[09:37] Maomao-Chan**
It's time for torture, Princess!
**[09:42] Maomao-Chan**
Um, this is bubble wrap.
**[09:44] Maomao-Chan**
I love popping the bubbles.
**[09:48] Maomao-Chan**
So popping them in front of
you should make you jealous!
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
**[10:02] Maomao-Chan**
Well? Aren't you *so* jealous?!
**[10:06] Princess**
*God, she's cute.*
**[10:08] Princess**
*To be honest, I don't feel jealous at all.*
**[10:10] Princess**
*And yet, I want to tell
her a secret so badly!*
**[10:13] Ex**
Keep it together, Your Highness!
**[10:14] Torture**
Princess Maomao-chan, you're almost there.
**[10:19] Maomao-Chan**
How about this, then?
**[10:22] Maomao-Chan**
My awesome move where you
pop a whole bunch at once!
**[10:32] Maomao-Chan**
This bold move uses up a
ton of bubbles in no time,
**[10:37] Maomao-Chan**
so I only use it on very special days!
**[10:40] Princess**
*This is killing me more than
any of the previous tortures!*
**[10:43] Ex**
Hang in there, Your Highness!
**[10:44] Ex**
Get a hold of yourself!
**[10:46] Maomao-Chan**
Okay, just a little more!
**[10:48] Maomao-Chan**
Um, next is...
**[10:53] Maomao-Chan**
I'm all out of bubbles to pop...
**[10:58] Maomao-Chan**
I messed up at torturing again...
**[11:02] Maomao-Chan**
After I tried so hard, too...
**[11:06] Princess**
I'll tell you everything!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[11:13] Torture**
I see.
**[11:14] Torture**
So this is the Imperial Army's secret code.
**[11:17] Maomao-Chan**
Am I done with all my work now?
**[11:19] Torture**
Yes, that's right.
**[11:21] Torture**
'Twas perfect, Princess Maomao-chan.
**[11:24] Torture**
And now that she's divulged her secret,
we're done with the princess.
**[11:28] Torture**
Feel free to do as you wish with her.
**[11:32] Maomao-Chan**
Um, then...
**[11:38] Maomao-Chan**
Let's play a game of tag!
**[11:42] Princess**
Sure!
**[11:46] Princess**
Maomao-chan!
**[11:48] Princess**
Look, I'm right here!
**[11:51] Maomao-Chan**
Wait for me!
**[11:54] Princess**
C'mon, catch me if you can!
**[11:56] Maomao-Chan**
Okay!
**[11:57] Maomao-Chan**
I'll get you!
**[12:00] Ex**
Your Highness, did you
just undo your chains?
**[12:00] Princess**
Over here!
**[12:02] Maomao-Chan**
Wait up, missy!
**[12:03] Maomao-Chan**
Tag!
**[12:05] Princess**
Ah, you got me!
**[12:07] Maomao-Chan**
Now *you're* it!
**[12:11] Hell-Lord**
Well, well.
***SIGN*** Play nice
Aim to learn
Live
positively
**[12:12] Hell-Lord**
So this is their secret code.
**[12:15] Kanadge**
Yes, sir.
**[12:16] Kanadge**
Let us make haste and deliver that
note to the Chief Officer of Combat.
**[12:20] Hell-Lord**
Not a chance!
**[12:22] Hell-Lord**
This is Maomao-chan's first
accomplishment at work!
**[12:25] Hell-Lord**
I'm going to frame it and hang it in my home.
**[12:29] Hell-Lord**
I won't let anyone else see it!
***SIGN*** Play nice
Aim to learn
Live
positively
**[12:34] Louch**
March thee onward, to the city
cloaked in night eternal.
**[12:38] Louch**
Head yonder to dreams impossible.
**[12:42] Louch**
Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[12:54] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[12:57] Ex**
What's with the getup?
**[12:59] Torture**
You see, today's torture...
**[13:04] Torture**
is xiaolongbao.
**[13:06] Ex**
Wha—?!
**[13:06] Ex**
Chinese food!
**[13:08] Ex**
*This is bad.*
**[13:09] Ex**
*Truth be told, Her Highness
loves Chinese cuisine!*
**[13:13] Ex**
*It might be hard for her to
overcome today's torture!*
**[13:17] Ex**
*Not that she ever overcomes them!*
**[13:21] Ex**
Huh?
**[13:22] Ex**
Is something the matter, Your Highness?
**[13:24] Ex**
What happened to your usual dumb face?
**[13:26] Princess**
Looks good...
**[13:27] Princess**
Dumb face?!
**[13:30] Princess**
It's true that I love Chinese food.
***SIGN*** Baminyan
**[13:34] Princess**
Jimochi would secretly take me to Baminyan,
***SIGN*** Baminyan
**[13:38] Princess**
the Chinese restaurant, after my lessons.
**[13:40] Ex**
Not again, you old fart!
**[13:42] (Flashback) Princess**
Mapo, gyoza, fried rice...
**[13:45] (Flashback) Princess**
I can't pick just one!
**[13:47] (Flashback) Jimochi**
Then let's order everything
and put it all on one plate!
**[13:54] (Flashback) Princess**
Yeah!
**[13:59] Princess**
But even for a Chinese
cuisine die hard like me...
**[14:03] Princess**
Xiaolongbao are another story!
**[14:05] Princess**
After all, xiaolongbao
are filled with soup,
**[14:07] Princess**
and always burn the inside of my mouth!
**[14:10] Ex**
What a pathetic reason.
**[14:12] Ex**
But if that's the case, we
stand a chance of prevailing!
**[14:15] Princess**
Yeah.
**[14:16] Torture**
Princess.
**[14:17] Torture**
That's because you don't know the
proper way to eat xiaolongbao.
**[14:22] Princess**
The proper way to eat them?
**[14:25] Torture**
Instead of simply putting
one whole into your mouth,
**[14:28] Torture**
you begin by placing it
atop your soup spoon,
**[14:31] Torture**
and then break open the skin.
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
**[14:35] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[14:36] Ex**
Keep your composure!
**[14:37] Ex**
Your Dumb Face-o-Meter just shot up to 70%!
**[14:40] Princess**
Dumb Face-o-Meter?!
**[14:42] Princess**
Don't you worry, Ex.
**[14:44] Princess**
I simply let my guard down for a moment.
**[14:47] Princess**
It won't happen again!
**[14:49] Princess**
It looked tasty for a second
there, but that's not the case.
**[14:52] Princess**
I mean, if you break open the skin,
**[14:54] Princess**
all that precious broth is
going to come spilling out!
**[14:56] Torture**
Indeed.
**[14:57] Torture**
This overflowing broth
is what you drink first.
**[15:01] Princess**
Wha—?!
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
**[15:04] Princess**
That looks amazing!
**[15:06] Ex**
Watch out, Your Highness!
**[15:08] Princess**
H-Hold it.
**[15:10] Princess**
If you drink the broth first,
what about the actual bun?!
**[15:13] Princess**
Xiaolongbao without the soup...
**[15:16] Princess**
is just a mangled mess!
**[15:18] Torture**
Why, of course you mustn't drink
up all the soup just yet.
**[15:23] Torture**
Watch carefully.
**[15:27] Princess**
I-Inside the soup spoon,
**[15:29] Princess**
the skin, filling, and soup are
mixed together in perfect balance!
**[15:34] Princess**
Wh-Why, that's...
**[15:38] Princess**
guaranteed to taste amazing!
**[15:40] Ex**
Your Highness!
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
**[15:44] Princess**
You fiend!
**[15:45] Princess**
You're going to devour that
incredible-looking morsel in one bite?!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[15:58] Torture**
I see.
**[16:00] Torture**
The guards change shift every Sunday
morning, resulting in lax security...
**[16:05] Princess**
What?!
**[16:06] Princess**
Put on a bit of julienned
ginger on at the end?!
**[16:08] Princess**
You're telling me there are greater
heights of joy to be had?!
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
***SIGN*** Bliss-o-Meter
**[16:24] Princess**
I'm so happy!
***SIGN*** Bliss-o-Meter
**[16:31] Hell-Lord**
Flimsy security on Sunday mornings, you say?
**[16:35] Kanadge**
Yes.
**[16:36] Kanadge**
I believe it'd be the
perfect time to strike.
**[16:37] Hell-Lord**
No way!
**[16:39] Hell-Lord**
There are so many Sunday morning
anime I want to watch.
**[16:42] Hell-Lord**
I prefer to watch them while they're airing.
**[16:46] Kanadge**
As you wish.
**[16:47] Louch**
Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
**[16:51] Louch**
Hush-a-bye baby.
**[16:53] Louch**
March thee onward, to the city
cloaked in night eternal.
**[16:56] Louch**
Head yonder to dreams impossible.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[17:14] Princess**
White rice...
**[17:16] Louch**
...Highness.
**[17:17] Princess**
...piled sky-high...
**[17:18] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[17:20] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[17:24] Princess**
Huh? Huh?!
**[17:25] Louch**
Please keep it down.
**[17:27] Louch**
I've cast a sleeping spell
throughout the castle,
**[17:30] Louch**
but we should act with the utmost silence.
**[17:34] Louch**
White Knight of the Imperial
First Legion, Louch Brittan.
**[17:40] Louch**
I've come here to fetch Your Highness.
***SIGN*** Imperial
First
Legion
***SIGN*** Louch
Brittan
**[17:44] Louch**
Your Highness?
**[17:47] Narration**
*The princess was raised from an
early age to grow up strong,*
**[17:53] Fangirl A**
Oh, my dear knight!
**[17:53] Narration**
*and as girls her age dreamed of
finding their Prince Charming...*
**[17:55] Fangirl B**
Look this way!
**[17:55] Fangirl C**
Marry me!
**[17:58] Princess**
**I have no need for that.**
**[18:00] Princess**
**I shall serve as the sword who protects all!**
**[18:03] Narrator**
*Or so she said.*
**[18:05] Narrator**
*But the truth is...*
***SIGN*** Margarine
**[18:09] Narrator**
*she was squeeing at shoujo manga.*
**[18:13] Narrator**
*What's more...*
***SIGN*** Princess...
***SIGN*** I'm here
to save
you.
**[18:15] Narrator**
*she dreamed of being saved
by Prince Charming.*
**[18:19] Narrator**
*No...*
**[18:21] Narrator**
*She dreamed about it like crazy!*
**[18:24] Princess**
Y-You came to save me?
**[18:27] Louch**
That's right.
**[18:28] Princess**
*What, is this a dream?*
**[18:30] Princess**
*Am I still dreaming?*
**[18:46] Louch**
Come now, let us flee at once.
**[18:49] Princess**
Nope, it's reality.
**[18:50] Louch**
Huh?
**[18:51] Princess**
No, I apologize.
**[18:53] Princess**
You're not to blame here.
**[18:55] Princess**
In fact, I'd prefer to marry
someone with unassuming looks.
**[18:59] Louch**
I see...
**[19:02] Princess**
Ex is still asleep.
**[19:05] Princess**
So, how will we escape?
**[19:08] Louch**
Yes.
**[19:09] Louch**
Actually, I spent quite some time
searching for Your Highness,
**[19:13] Louch**
so the sleeping spell is about
to run out in a few minutes.
**[19:16] Louch**
As such, we'll use a return spell to
head straight back to the palace.
**[19:20] Princess**
Makes sense.
**[19:22] Louch**
Um, well...
**[19:24] Louch**
About that return spell...
**[19:28] Louch**
For the two of us to use it, we'll need
to cling tightly to each other...
**[19:34] Princess**
How innocent of you.
**[19:35] Princess**
I don't mind a bit of close contact.
**[19:37] Princess**
Don't hesitate to touch me.
**[19:39] Louch**
Thank you very much.
**[19:41] Louch**
Okay, Your Highness.
**[19:43] Louch**
Let me take you by the waist.
**[19:45] Princess**
Go on.
**[19:46] Louch**
Now then, I'll begin the incantation.
**[19:51] Louch**
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
**[19:52] Narrator**
*Needless to say, while the princess
was quick to call him innocent,*
**[19:54] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[19:56] Narrator**
*she was no better.*
**[19:56] Louch**
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
**[20:00] Louch**
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
**[20:00] Princess**
*So close!*
**[20:01] Princess**
*His face is so close!*
**[20:02] Louch**
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
**[20:02] Princess**
*His voice is so close!*
**[20:03] Princess**
*A man, so close to me!*
**[20:05] Louch**
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
**[20:05] Princess**
*I can feel the warmth from his fingertips!*
**[20:07] Princess**
*This is a brand-new experience!*
**[20:08] Louch**
Head yonder as thou art guided.
**[20:09] Princess**
*My heart is pounding to the point
where he's starting to look handsome!*
**[20:11] Louch**
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
**[20:12] Princess**
*And is it me, or is his voice pretty manly?*
**[20:14] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:15] Princess**
*His dead serious profile as
he recites his incantation...*
**[20:16] Louch**
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
**[20:17] Princess**
*So handsome!*
**[20:19] Louch**
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
**[20:20] Princess**
*He's grabbing onto me even tighter!*
**[20:21] Louch**
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
**[20:23] Princess**
*I hear transportation magic
requires intense focus.*
**[20:23] Louch**
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
**[20:26] Princess**
*I guess it was true.*
**[20:26] Louch**
Head yonder as thou art guided.
**[20:28] Princess**
*He's gripping me with a lot of force.*
**[20:29] Louch**
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
**[20:31] Princess**
*It hurts a little, but
I'm no delicate maiden.*
**[20:32] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:34] Louch**
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
**[20:35] Princess**
*I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.*
**[20:37] Louch**
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
**[20:39] Princess**
*This is nothing.*
**[20:39] Louch**
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
**[20:41] Princess**
*And well, more importantly...*
**[20:42] Louch**
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
**[20:42] Princess**
*his hand keeps on creeping upward.*
**[20:44] Louch**
Head yonder as thou art guided.
**[20:45] Princess**
*He's about to reach my boobs—*
**[20:46] Louch**
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
**[20:47] Princess**
U-Um, excuse me...
**[20:49] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:49] Princess**
*It's no use!*
**[20:50] Princess**
*He's concentrating as hard as he can!*
**[20:52] Louch**
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
**[20:52] Princess**
*He's completely unaware of his own hand!*
**[20:55] Louch**
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
**[20:55] Princess**
*Calm down.*
**[20:56] Princess**
*I threw away my womanhood
when I became a knight.*
**[20:57] Louch**
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
**[21:00] Louch**
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
**[21:00] Princess**
*Even if his hand does touch my boobs—*
**[21:02] Louch**
Head yonder as thou art guided.
**[21:04] Princess**
*it's not a big deal!*
**[21:05] Louch**
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
**[21:08] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[21:09] Louch**
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
**[21:10] Princess**
*It would take more than that...*
**[21:12] Louch**
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
**[21:13] Princess**
*to make me give in!*
**[21:14] Louch**
become as a blade that—
**[21:17] Princess**
Nope, ain't happening!
**[21:21] Louch**
Head yonder as thou art guided...
**[21:27] Princess**
I'm sorry, Louch.
**[21:34] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[21:38] Ex**
Bear with it.
**[21:39] Ex**
I'm sure help will come some day!
**[23:14] Hell-Lord**
I will say...
**[23:16] Hell-Lord**
The grand inquisitor just hasn't brought
me any information I can use.
**[23:22] Hell-Lord**
I suppose the princess is
just too formidable a foe.
**[23:27] Hell-Lord**
No, or perhaps...
**[23:35] Hell-Lord**
Bring Torture here at once!
# E4 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKVM4Z/untitled)
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**[00:00] Narration**
*The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...*
**[00:08] Narration**
*In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion*
**[00:17] Narration**
*falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.*
**[00:20] Narration**
*The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...*
**[00:26] Narration**
*...mercilessly subjects her
to torture day after day.*
**[00:43] Torture**
Torture Tortura, at your service.
**[00:50] Hell-Lord**
The location of the
empire's ultimate weapon.
**[00:52] Hell-Lord**
The days when security is lax.
**[00:54] Hell-Lord**
Their secret military code.
**[00:57] Hell-Lord**
All utterly worthless.
**[01:00] Hell-Lord**
You haven't managed to get any useful
information out of the princess.
**[01:06] Hell-Lord**
Could it be that you've lost your touch?
**[01:11] Torture**
No, I dare say not.
**[01:14] Hell-Lord**
I could strip you of your title
of grand inquisitor right here.
**[01:21] Hell-Lord**
But I'll offer you a chance.
**[01:24] Hell-Lord**
Have a stab at torturing me.
**[01:29] Kanadge**
Y-Your Majesty!
**[01:31] Kanadge**
I can't allow that!
**[01:35] Hell-Lord**
We will begin in one hour.
**[01:37] Hell-Lord**
I'll see if you have what it takes.
**[01:39] Hell-Lord**
And I think it should be
clear what will happen...
**[01:44] Hell-Lord**
if you disappoint me.
**[01:48] Torture**
Yes.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[03:23] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Your Majesty.
**[03:28] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[03:30] Kanadge**
*Torturing His Majesty?*
**[03:32] Kanadge**
*How foolhardy!*
**[03:34] Kanadge**
*His Majesty stands above all of demonkind.*
**[03:37] Kanadge**
*His mental resilience is far above average!*
**[03:40] Kanadge**
*What exactly does she have planned?*
**[03:47] Torture**
I shall be using this for
today's torture session.
**[03:52] Torture**
'Tis beer.
**[03:54] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[03:55] Hell-Lord**
You should cater your torture
method to your victim.
**[03:59] Kanadge**
*It's not working on him!*
**[04:01] Hell-Lord**
I enjoy a drink every night with the queen in
the privacy of my home, and you offer me beer?
**[04:08] Hell-Lord**
Not a bad choice!
**[04:09] Kanadge**
*It's not?!*
**[04:11] Hell-Lord**
However, you stand before the Hell-Lord.
**[04:15] Hell-Lord**
I've sampled the finest alcoholic
beverages across the lands.
**[04:18] Hell-Lord**
Do you think you can defeat me
with that low-brow canned beer?
**[04:27] Kanadge**
*It's totally working!*
**[04:29] Torture**
'Tis but canned beer.
**[04:30] Torture**
Yet 'tis mighty indeed.
**[04:33] Torture**
Your Majesty, do you know the
tastiest way to pour a can of beer?
**[04:37] Torture**
The tastiest way?
**[04:40] Torture**
First, when pouring it into the glass...
**[04:43] Torture**
As you begin, immediately raise
the can as high as you can.
**[04:49] Hell-Lord**
If you do that, you'll get nothing but foam!
**[04:53] Torture**
That is fine.
**[04:55] Torture**
That is what we want.
**[04:59] Torture**
Once it reaches the very top,
we wait for the head to settle.
**[05:03] Torture**
A vigorous pour results in fine bubbles
that become compacted even further.
**[05:11] Torture**
Once the head is stable, slowly pour
in beer from the rim of the glass.
**[05:17] Torture**
Finally, once you've poured enough that
the foam covers the top of the glass...
**[05:24] Torture**
'Tis complete.
**[05:27] Hell-Lord**
Wha—?!
**[05:28] Hell-Lord**
J-Just look at this fluffy foam...
**[05:33] Hell-Lord**
No, *fluffoam*!
**[05:36] Kanadge**
*He gave it a name!*
**[05:38] Hell-Lord**
A far cry from the flaccid head
you get from pouring mindlessly!
**[05:41] Hell-Lord**
It stands out like a
dollop of whipped cream!
**[05:44] Hell-Lord**
Fluffoam! Fluffoam!
**[05:47] Kanadge**
*Is he pleased with himself for that?*
**[05:57] Kanadge**
Your Majesty!
**[05:59] Hell-Lord**
*It can't be!*
**[06:00] Hell-Lord**
*To think that I...*
**[06:03] Hell-Lord**
*would tremble with temptation!*
**[06:06] Kanadge**
Please endure it, Your Majesty!
**[06:09] Kanadge**
Even when you faced the Hero, strongest
soldier in the Imperial Army, in a duel,
**[06:15] Kanadge**
you shrugged off all of
his attacks, held firm,
**[06:19] Kanadge**
and came out standing strong!
**[06:21] Kanadge**
You are the pinnacle of all demonkind!
**[06:23] Kanadge**
The strongest monster of all!
**[06:25] Kanadge**
The Hell-Lord himself!
***SIGN*** The Hell-Lord himself
**[06:30] Kanadge**
Your Majesty!
**[06:32] Kanadge**
Y-Your Majesty?
**[06:34] Hell-Lord**
Heh.
**[06:36] Hell-Lord**
That's right.
**[06:38] Hell-Lord**
I am the Hell-Lord.
**[06:40] Hell-Lord**
This torture is nothing to me!
**[06:47] Torture**
Incidentally, this beer
with the fluffy foam...
**[06:50] Torture**
or rather, this fluffoam beer...
**[06:53] Torture**
The longer you wait, the
more foam will dissipate.
**[06:57] Torture**
'Tis best to enjoy it
immediately after pouring.
**[07:00] Hell-Lord**
My weakness is light magic!
**[07:04] Kanadge**
He gave it away!
***SIGN*** The Hell-Lord
confessed
**[07:10] Torture**
Enjoy.
**[07:11] Hell-Lord**
Yes.
**[07:18] Hell-Lord**
*It's so light, with a creamy mouthfeel
that's downright criminal.*
**[07:23] Hell-Lord**
*And the golden nectar of life
blanketed in fluffoam...*
**[07:27] Hell-Lord**
*rushes through my body!*
**[07:32] Hell-Lord**
*So divine, it's like my throat is in heaven!*
**[07:36] Hell-Lord**
*Foam fizzing like herald angels singing!*
**[07:41] Hell-Lord**
*I'm filled with joy!*
**[07:48] Hell-Lord**
This is no mere canned beer!
**[07:53] Hell-Lord**
It's light magic!
**[07:55] Kanadge**
His Majesty is being purified!
**[07:59] Narration**
*Don't drink until you come of age.*
***SIGN*** Grand
Inquisitor's
Chamber
**[08:06] Torture**
His Majesty granted me permission
to continue the torture.
**[08:11] Torture**
But I must admit that as it stands, the
intelligence we can gain is limited in scope.
**[08:17] Torture**
I suppose I could try something different.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[08:23] Torture**
*Fluffoam...*
**[08:34] Torture**
Princess.
**[08:36] Torture**
'Tis time for torture.
**[08:38] Torture**
We'll be trying something
a little different today.
**[08:43] Ex**
It doesn't matter what
torture you throw at us.
**[08:46] Ex**
I'm sure Her Highness will spill the beans.
**[08:48] Princess**
What?!
**[08:49] Princess**
*Did Ex's faith in me plummet
thanks to my constant slip-ups?!*
**[08:54] Princess**
Just you wait, Ex!
**[08:55] Princess**
Today's the day I finally resist!
**[08:57] Ex**
Hmph.
**[08:57] Princess**
What?!
**[08:59] Torture**
I shan't be torturing you today, Princess.
**[09:02] Princess**
What?
**[09:03] Torture**
Please come in.
**[09:06] Torture**
Weaponsmith Gilga-chan.
***SIGN*** Weaponsmith, Pain-Private
Gilga
**[09:08] Gilga**
Hey there.
**[09:10] Ex**
A weaponsmith?
**[09:13] Gilga**
Aw, man.
**[09:15] Ex**
Hey! Stop that! Not there!
**[09:15] Gilga**
Being stuck here has left
you in awful condition.
**[09:18] Ex**
Cut it out!
**[09:19] Torture**
Yes.
**[09:19] Ex**
Don't touch me! Hey! Stop!
**[09:20] Torture**
Sacred Blade Ex, today we'll be...
**[09:22] Ex**
Hands off! Hey! I said stop!
**[09:24] Torture**
torturing you instead.
**[09:28] Ex**
Don't underestimate me.
**[09:30] Ex**
I am Ex, the sacred blade.
**[09:33] Ex**
In my long service to the royal family,
alongside generations of noble knights,
**[09:36] Ex**
I've braved a countless number of battles.
**[09:40] Ex**
I would never submit to
any means of torture!
**[09:44] Gilga**
Alrighty.
**[09:45] Ex**
Hey! Unhand me!
**[09:46] Gilga**
Let's start by taking off this surface rust.
**[09:47] Ex**
I'm a sacred blade, you know!
**[09:59] Princess**
Ex?
**[10:01] Ex**
You've got it wrong, Your Highness!
**[10:02] Ex**
That was a battle cry!
**[10:04] Ex**
I was letting out a manly battle cry!
**[10:06] Ex**
It wasn't because of any
pleasure I felt at all!
**[10:07] Ex**
I simply let out a battle cry!
**[10:08] Ex**
All sacred blades would do the same!
**[10:10] Ex**
I'm definitely not the only
one who'd cry out...
**[10:10] Princess**
Slow down.
**[10:14] Gilga**
Next, I'll use this rotary grindstone...
**[10:17] Gilga**
and sharpen you real nice and gentle.
**[10:28] Ex**
*What a refreshing shave.*
**[10:30] Ex**
*And the perfect level of sharpening!*
**[10:34] Ex**
*I can feel it.*
**[10:36] Ex**
*I don't need to test out my blade to tell.*
**[10:40] Ex**
*While retaining the bashing force a
sword needs to smash through armor...*
**[10:46] Ex**
*it boasts the sharp edge of a
katana to cut through flesh!*
**[10:51] Ex**
*I am a sacred blade!*
**[10:52] Ex**
*The sacred blade Ex!*
**[10:57] Princess**
Ex!
**[10:58] Princess**
Ex, snap out of it!
**[11:01] Princess**
Ex!
**[11:04] Ex**
It's okay, Your Highness.
**[11:07] Ex**
I admit that felt good.
**[11:08] Ex**
However, I feel no obligation
to share my secrets!
**[11:12] Ex**
I will endure this torture!
**[11:14] Princess**
Great!
**[11:16] Princess**
I'm impressed, Ex!
**[11:17] Princess**
I would have spilled the
beans three times by now!
**[11:19] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[11:21] Gilga**
Well, that's a shame, but it
looks like I'm done here.
**[11:25] Ex**
Y-You've still only done a
coarse pass over my surface!
**[11:28] Gilga**
I know.
**[11:29] Gilga**
I'd love to give you the
full treatment as well.
**[11:33] Gilga**
But this is supposed to be torture.
**[11:37] Gilga**
Well, if you were to reveal a secret...
**[11:41] Gilga**
I wouldn't mind giving you a nice finish.
**[11:44] Princess**
Ex...
**[11:45] Ex**
Rest assured, Your Highness.
**[11:48] Ex**
I am the sacred blade Ex.
**[11:50] Ex**
Your trusty sword.
**[11:52] Ex**
I wouldn't dare act out of
my own personal interest.
**[11:56] Princess**
Ex!
**[11:57] Ex**
Getting polished up with
a nice, sharp edge...
**[12:01] Ex**
That would benefit Your Highness as well!
**[12:03] Princess**
Ex!
**[12:07] Gilga**
Okay, let's finish you up!
***SIGN*** Ex confessed
**[12:17] Torture**
I see.
**[12:19] Torture**
So the Demon Sword Murasa and
Fire Sword Amon are lovers.
**[12:23] Ex**
Magnificent! I feel superb!
**[12:25] Princess**
Glare...
**[12:35] Ex**
U-Um...
**[12:37] Ex**
Your Highness, well...
**[12:40] Ex**
I'm sorry.
**[12:45] Princess**
Sorry for letting you down as well.
**[12:47] Ex**
N-No, I never...
**[12:50] Princess**
I'll try harder than ever
before to endure the torture!
**[12:57] Ex**
Yes!
**[12:58] Ex**
I'll be rooting for you!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[13:06] Krall**
Princess, time for some torture!
***SIGN*** Beastmaster
Krall
**[13:10] Princess**
Krall-chan!
**[13:12] Princess**
Where's Hngy-Baby?
**[13:14] Krall**
He's keeping watch back home!
**[13:16] Princess**
Aw, I was hoping to see him again!
**[13:18] Krall**
For real?
**[13:19] Princess**
I mean, Hngy-Baby's adorable!
**[13:21] Krall**
I know, right?
**[13:22] Krall**
Hngy-Baby's totes adorbs!
**[13:25] Krall**
You should come hang out at my place!
**[13:27] Krall**
You can meet all the others, too!
**[13:29] Princess**
What, really?
**[13:31] Princess**
I'm totally down!
**[13:33] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[13:33] Torture**
Krall?
**[13:34] Krall**
That's right, Princess.
No more goofing around!
**[13:38] Krall**
Unlike last time, today's torture
is totally the real deal!
**[13:41] Krall**
Prepare yourself!
**[13:43] Krall**
Come on in!
**[13:49] Ex**
That's...
**[13:53] Krall**
That's a good boy, Mad Wolf.
***SIGN*** Krall Regiment Combat Soldier
***SIGN*** Mad Wolf
**[13:59] Ex**
A mad wolf!
**[14:01] Ex**
Be careful, Your Highness!
**[14:03] Ex**
Wolves are known as the strongest of all monster
families when it comes to pure fighting power!
**[14:09] Princess**
Have you forgotten, Ex?
**[14:11] Princess**
I've defeated wolves in the past.
**[14:14] Princess**
It wasn't an easy fight, but
they're not unbeatable.
**[14:19] Ex**
However, mad wolves are a different
beast altogether, even among wolves.
**[14:24] Ex**
They're twice as strong as the gran
wolves you struggled to defeat.
**[14:27] Princess**
What?
**[14:28] Princess**
That's strong as hell!
**[14:30] Krall**
All right, Princess.
**[14:32] Krall**
Let's start the torture!
**[14:35] Ex**
What enormous, thick legs!
**[14:37] Ex**
If that thing lands a hit on you...
**[14:44] Krall**
Mad Wolf's allure lies in his
big, cute paw pads for sure!
**[14:49] Krall**
Not to mention...
**[14:54] Krall**
Ah, it smells so nice!
**[14:57] Krall**
The unique scent of their paw pads!
**[15:02] Krall**
You can't beat it, baby!
**[15:05] Princess**
*That's so specific that
I'm not jealous at all.*
**[15:07] Krall**
Okay, Princess!
**[15:09] Krall**
If you're dying of envy, then
let's hear that secret!
**[15:12] Princess**
No, I'm not jealous.
**[15:16] Krall**
What?
**[15:17] Krall**
M-Mad wolf paw pads have a stronger
scent than doggies or kitties do...
**[15:21] Princess**
I've never sniffed an animal's
paw pads to begin with.
**[15:25] Krall**
No way!
**[15:26] Krall**
That's like missing out
on half of life itself!
**[15:28] Ex**
Paw pads make up half of our lives now?
**[15:30] Krall**
Here, give it a whiff.
**[15:32] Princess**
What?
**[15:36] Princess**
Smells like animal funk.
**[15:37] Krall**
It's a nice smell!
**[15:39] Krall**
C'mon, try sniffing it again!
**[15:41] Princess**
Ugh, no thanks.
**[15:42] Krall**
Please!
**[15:43] Krall**
I'll let you in on my secret!
**[15:45] Ex**
How the tables have turned.
**[15:47] Princess**
What secret?
**[15:48] Krall**
The grand inquisitor has her newborn
niece as her phone wallpaper!
**[15:52] Torture**
Hey, Krall!
**[15:54] Torture**
How do you know that?!
**[15:55] Krall**
Look, I shared my secret!
**[15:57] Princess**
What?
**[15:59] Princess**
Fine, I'll give it another whiff.
**[16:04] Krall**
W-Well?
**[16:07] Princess**
Ah!
**[16:08] Princess**
Underneath the animal funk, it
smells a bit like popcorn...
**[16:12] Krall**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[16:16] Princess**
The pad itself feels so nice and squishy...
**[16:20] Princess**
*Huh?*
**[16:21] Princess**
*Ah, wait...*
**[16:24] Princess**
*I could get hooked on this!*
**[16:29] Krall**
Welcome.
**[16:31] Krall**
To the world of paw pads!
***SIGN*** The princess had her eyes
opened to a new world
**[16:39] Princess**
Thanks, Krall-cchi.
**[16:41] Princess**
For opening my eyes to a brand new world!
**[16:44] Krall**
Nah, I'm just glad you get the paw hype now!
**[16:50] Krall**
Oh, I know!
**[16:52] Krall**
Let's have a paw party back at my place!
**[16:55] Princess**
I'm down!
**[16:56] Princess**
Let's invite everyone else!
**[16:58] Krall**
How about it, Grand Inquisitor?
**[17:01] Torture**
I swear, you two...
**[17:05] Torture**
Will there be bunnies?
**[17:07] Krall**
You betcha, baby!
**[17:09] Torture**
*Ah, so cute...*
**[17:15] Princess**
Hngy-Baby!
**[17:17] Inki**
So warm and relaxing...
**[17:19] Youki**
How's it going?
**[17:21] Parrot**
How's it going?
**[17:22] Youki**
Whoa, you're a clever one!
**[17:28] Ex**
What about the torture?
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for
"Torture," Princess
***SIGN*** Hellgrove Park
**[17:37] Demon Boy**
Hurry up!
**[17:38] Demon Girl**
I can't wait!
**[17:47] Maomao-Chan**
It's time for torture, Princess!
***SIGN*** Hell-Lord's Daughter
Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
Maomao-chan
**[17:50] Maomao-Chan**
I really like playing at the park!
**[17:53] Maomao-Chan**
So seeing me play should make you jealous!
**[17:57] Maomao-Chan**
Just watch me!
**[17:58] Princess**
Yeah, I'm watching.
**[18:01] Princess**
Wait up!
**[18:09] Maomao-Chan**
Careful, careful...
**[18:12] Maomao-Chan**
So fast!
**[18:14] Princess**
Ah, so cute.
**[18:17] Princess**
Everything's cute about her.
**[18:19] Princess**
She really is so cute.
**[18:23] Ex**
She's gonna talk, isn't she?
**[18:26] Ex**
And join in on the fun.
**[18:28] Princess**
Don't worry, Ex.
**[18:30] Princess**
That won't happen.
**[18:33] Princess**
Maomao-chan may be cute, but that
doesn't mean I want to join in.
**[18:38] Princess**
I've never liked parks very much.
**[18:41] Ex**
What do you mean?
**[18:43] Princess**
I was...
**[18:45] Princess**
forbidden from playing in
parks when I was younger.
**[18:50] Princess**
Parks are not a place
for royalty to play.
**[18:53] Princess**
That's the lesson I had
deeply ingrained in me.
**[18:56] Princess**
Which is why...
**[18:58] Princess**
I don't feel the desire to play here at all!
**[19:01] Ex**
Magnificent, Your Highness!
**[19:03] Ex**
Princess and Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion!
**[19:06] Ex**
You've fully taken those childhood
royal lessons to heart!
**[19:13] Princess**
Of course.
**[19:14] Princess**
I've had to lead a distinguished
life since birth.
**[19:16] Princess**
Even as a child... I-I understood this...
**[19:21] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[19:24] Princess**
Truth is, I wanted to play
with everyone else...
**[19:27] Ex**
You gave in awfully fast!
**[19:29] Princess**
I wanted to play...
**[19:30] Princess**
And go on the seesaw...
***SIGN*** Giggle giggle
**[19:32] Princess**
And climb up the jungle gym...
***SIGN*** Smirk smirk
**[19:35] Princess**
And make castles in the sandbox...
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[19:38] Ex**
Calm down, Your Highness.
**[19:40] Ex**
Don't let your own memories
be your downfall.
**[19:44] Maomao-Chan**
Missy!
**[19:47] Princess**
Maomao-chan!
**[19:50] Maomao-Chan**
Let's play together!
**[19:54] Princess**
Sure!
**[19:54] Ex**
Your Highness?!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[19:59] Maomao-Chan**
C'mon, missy!
**[20:01] Princess**
Not so fast!
**[20:02] Maomao-Chan**
Hurry up!
**[21:04] Princess**
Man, that was fun!
**[21:06] Maomao-Chan**
Yep!
**[21:07] Krall**
I played my heart out!
**[21:09] Youki**
We should hang out again!
**[21:10] Inki**
Yeah.
**[21:13] Princess**
What was the most fun part, Maomao-chan?
**[21:16] Maomao-Chan**
Huh?
**[21:18] Maomao-Chan**
Why do I need to pick?
**[21:21] Princess**
So everything was fun, then?
**[21:24] Maomao-Chan**
Yeah!
**[21:26] Maomao-Chan**
Everything was fun!
**[21:29] Princess**
Same for me!
**[21:40] Kanadge**
Your Majesty.
**[21:42] Kanadge**
The Royal Empire's security password
we obtained from the princess.
**[21:45] Kanadge**
The Chief Officer of Combat
was asking for it.
**[21:48] Kanadge**
Would you be so kind as to lend me
the note with the password on it?
**[21:53] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[21:55] Hell-Lord**
That note, you say?
**[21:57] Hell-Lord**
The video filled with scenes
of Maomao-chan playing.
**[22:02] Hell-Lord**
I was so engrossed in watching that...
**[22:06] Hell-Lord**
I completely lost track
of where I left the note!
# E5 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Narration**
*The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...*
**[00:09] Narration**
*In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion*
**[00:17] Narration**
*falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.*
**[00:21] Narration**
*The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...*
**[00:27] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[00:31] Narration**
*...mercilessly subjects her
to torture day after day.*
**[00:55] Mad Kaiser**
At long last...
**[00:59] Mad Kaiser**
Vengeance will be mine.
**[01:02] Mad Kaiser**
Princess!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[02:39] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[02:43] Princess**
What did you bring us
all the way out here for?
**[02:46] Princess**
I know.
**[02:47] Princess**
I bet we're playing in the river, yeah.
**[02:50] Princess**
Let's just get this over with already.
**[02:52] Princess**
Well, I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[02:56] Princess**
It's not like I'd ever give in for
splashing around in the river!
**[02:59] Ex**
Your Highness, you're way too excited.
**[03:02] Torture**
Today's torture shan't
be playing in the river.
**[03:08] Princess**
Guh...
**[03:09] Princess**
Ah, I see.
**[03:11] Princess**
I wasn't looking forward to it at all.
**[03:13] Ex**
Poor thing...
**[03:13] Princess**
Do what you want.
**[03:14] Torture**
We've come to the river today for
today's torture, marshmallows.
***SIGN*** Marshmallows
**[03:19] Princess**
Marshmallows?
**[03:21] Princess**
Sorry to say, but I'm not a huge fan.
**[03:23] Princess**
I don't like how they stick to your teeth.
**[03:26] Princess**
There's zero reason why I'd
lose to today's torture!
**[03:28] Princess**
It's not too late to do something else!
**[03:32] Princess**
Like playing in the river!
**[03:33] Ex**
Do you want to play in the river that badly?
**[03:36] Torture**
I say marshmallows, but these
are no ordinary marshmallows.
**[03:42] Torture**
They're roasted marshmallows!
**[03:44] Princess**
Roasted marshmallows?
**[03:46] Torture**
Indeed.
**[03:47] Torture**
We came all the way out here so
as to safely start an open fire.
**[03:51] Princess**
Hmph!
**[03:52] Princess**
What good will roasting the marshmallows do?
**[03:55] Ex**
Yeah, that's right!
**[03:56] Ex**
You tell her, Your Highness!
**[04:10] Ex**
Ah! Wait, Your Highness!
**[04:12] Ex**
Stop!
**[04:13] Torture**
Princess.
**[04:14] Torture**
Would you care to try one, just this once?
**[04:17] Ex**
You mustn't, Your Highness!
**[04:18] Ex**
Don't fall for it!
**[04:20] Ex**
She's trying to teach you what
roasted marshmallows taste like,
**[04:23] Ex**
so that you won't be able
to resist their temptation!
**[04:26] Princess**
How devious!
**[04:27] Torture**
Why, I would never.
**[04:29] Torture**
'Twas simply a gesture of goodwill.
**[04:33] Torture**
Not to mention...
**[04:35] Torture**
She's the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[04:38] Torture**
That title is a testament to her
strict self-discipline and training.
**[04:44] Torture**
Would she really succumb without resistance
to the taste of roasted marshmallows?
**[04:50] Ex**
Your Highness won't fall
for such an obvious ploy!
**[04:53] Princess**
That's right.
**[04:54] Princess**
Such an obvious ploy...
**[04:56] Princess**
I'd never succumb to some
lousy roasted marshmallows!
**[04:59] Ex**
She fell for the obvious ploy!
**[05:03] Princess**
Even if it turns out to be good...
**[05:07] Princess**
I will never give in!
**[05:20] Princess**
*The soft texture of the marshmallow...*
**[05:23] Princess**
*Roasting has browned the
surface and turned it crispy!*
**[05:32] Princess**
*And the heat has made the inside all gooey!*
**[05:35] Princess**
*The gooeyness is filling my mouth!*
**[05:49] Princess**
*A delight for the mouth!*
**[05:55] Torture**
Well, Princess?
**[05:57] Torture**
If you reveal a secret, I
can let you have one more.
**[06:01] Ex**
Don't do it, Your Highness!
**[06:02] Ex**
Pull yourself together!
**[06:04] Princess**
It's okay, Ex.
**[06:05] Princess**
I'm as calm as can be.
**[06:07] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[06:09] Princess**
Hmph!
**[06:10] Princess**
One more if I tell you a secret?
**[06:12] Ex**
Keep it up, Your Highness!
**[06:13] Ex**
You've triumphed over the marshmallows!
**[06:15] Princess**
In other words...
**[06:17] Princess**
Will I get four marshmallows
for four secrets?!
**[06:19] Ex**
She caved immediately!
**[06:21] Torture**
One secret, and you can
have as many as you like.
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[06:30] Princess**
So big!
***SIGN*** Jumbo
***SIGN*** Extra Large
**[06:31] Princess**
I didn't know they made
marshmallows this big!
**[06:51] Princess**
Delicious!
**[06:53] Princess**
So gooey...
**[06:55] Torture**
Princess, while we're here,
shall we play in the river?
**[06:58] Princess**
Wait, can I?!
**[07:00] Torture**
Of course.
**[07:02] Torture**
We're all done with you.
**[07:07] Princess**
Take that!
**[07:10] Princess**
How's that?!
**[07:11] Torture**
What do you think of today's secret?
**[07:14] Kanadge**
The castle guards are weak
against fire attacks...
**[07:18] Kanadge**
But you know, it's normal for
humans to be weak to fire.
**[07:22] Torture**
I suppose.
**[07:24] Torture**
Most creatures are weak against fire.
**[07:28] Torture**
What did you just say?!
**[07:30] Kanadge**
*Like I said...*
**[07:31] Kanadge**
If you're still by the river, get
another secret out of the princess.
**[07:36] Kanadge**
His Majesty's orders.
***SIGN*** Call ended
***SIGN*** Call duration
**[07:47] Princess**
You've done it now!
**[07:51] Torture**
*Two torture sessions on the same day...*
**[07:53] Torture**
*I can only imagine the toll it will take!*
**[07:57] Torture**
*The princess's body might even give out.*
**[08:11] Princess**
What's with the long face?
**[08:13] Ex**
The Hell-Lord was unsatisfied
with her work yet again.
**[08:16] Princess**
Huh?
**[08:17] Ex**
I kept an ear turned to her
conversation on the phone.
**[08:20] Princess**
Ear?
**[08:21] Princess**
Where are your ears?
**[08:24] Ex**
It looks like she was ordered to carry
out a second torture today.
**[08:27] Princess**
Wha—?!
**[08:28] Princess**
I-I can't handle two tortures in one day!
**[08:31] Ex**
Isn't that why she looks so troubled?
**[08:41] Ex**
Don't do it, Your Highness.
**[08:44] Ex**
Don't offer her a secret
just because you feel bad.
**[08:47] Princess**
Y-You know I wouldn't do that!
**[08:49] Princess**
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[08:53] Princess**
I've been in countless battles,
**[08:55] Princess**
cutting down my foes without any mercy.
**[08:58] Princess**
I would never take pity on my enemy!
**[09:01] Princess**
Worrying her pretty little head about me...
**[09:05] Princess**
She sure is a big ol' softie!
**[09:09] Princess**
She really is...
**[09:12] Princess**
as soft as they come.
**[09:16] Torture**
*I never imagined he'd instruct me
to torture her twice in one day.*
**[09:19] Torture**
*The Hell-Lord truly is evil incarnate.*
**[09:23] Torture**
*No, a professional must perform her duty.*
**[09:26] Torture**
*His Majesty has the right idea here.*
**[09:31] Torture**
*Maybe... I'm not cut out to be a torturer.*
**[09:51] Princess**
Nice weather we're having today.
**[09:54] Torture**
Y-Yes, we are.
**[09:56] Princess**
The laundry dries faster on sunny days, too.
**[10:00] Princess**
Speaking of laundry...
**[10:02] Princess**
The king prefers wearing briefs.
**[10:05] Torture**
Princess!
**[10:06] Torture**
Why would you tell me such
an important secret?!
**[10:09] Princess**
Huh?
**[10:10] Princess**
Did I let something slip just now?
**[10:12] Torture**
Are you taking pity on me, Princess?!
**[10:16] Princess**
I don't have a clue what
you're talking about.
**[10:19] Princess**
But I like that look on your face.
**[10:22] Princess**
That depressed look really didn't suit you.
**[10:27] Torture**
Princess...
**[10:28] Princess**
Let's make the most of this perfect weather!
**[10:32] Princess**
Come play with me!
**[10:47] Ex**
I swear...
**[10:49] Youki**
Hey!
**[10:52] Youki**
Princess-chan!
**[10:54] Princess**
You-chan! In-chan!
**[10:57] Inki**
W-We're here.
**[10:59] Youki**
Done with torture for the day?
**[11:01] Princess**
Yep!
**[11:02] Princess**
I resisted for a while, but then I gave in.
**[11:05] Princess**
What are you doing here?
**[11:07] Inki**
W-We got a call from the grand inquisitor.
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***SIGN*** Chat
**[11:53] Torture**
Princess!
**[12:46] Ex**
So cold!
***SIGN*** The princess
had fun
**[13:18] Torture**
What do you think?
**[13:20] Torture**
About the second secret for today.
**[13:23] Torture**
Huh? No good?
***SIGN*** The torture
will continue
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[13:49] Giant**
Wow, check out that tan!
***SIGN*** Combat Soldier
Fourth Class
& Pain-Private
Giant
**[13:53] Giant**
It might sting if you
soak in the hot springs,
**[13:56] Giant**
so let's go to the sauna instead today!
**[13:58] Princess**
The sauna?
**[13:59] Giant**
Wait, have you never been?
**[14:02] Princess**
Nope.
**[14:03] Giant**
What?
**[14:04] Giant**
You're missing out on something amazing!
**[14:07] Giant**
Okay, off we go!
**[14:11] Princess**
*I followed her after she said all that...*
***SIGN*** They're wearing towels with permission for the sake of the "torture"
**[14:15] Princess**
*But it's so hot!*
**[14:17] Princess**
*My entire body is dripping with sweat!*
**[14:20] Princess**
*This is supposed to feel good?*
**[14:21] Princess**
*Really?*
**[14:22] Princess**
*This is practically torture...*
**[14:25] Princess**
*So that's her deal!*
**[14:26] Giant**
It feels so nice!
**[14:26] Princess**
*Mama... no, Giant!*
**[14:30] Princess**
*Her sweet words lured me into this torture!*
**[14:34] Princess**
*If your average person were
faced with this heat...*
**[14:37] Princess**
*I'm sure they wouldn't be able
to bear it, and they'd end up talking.*
**[14:39] Princess**
*But I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.*
**[14:44] Princess**
*Be it a scorching desert
or a frigid snowy mountain,*
**[14:48] Princess**
*I've fought while maintaining a clear head!*
**[14:50] Princess**
*I will never give in to this torture!*
***SIGN*** They're wearing towels with permission for the sake of the "torture"
**[15:04] Princess**
*Come to think of it, I haven't
sweated this much in a long time.*
**[15:09] Princess**
*Lately, I eat three meals
a day, get tortured,*
**[15:12] Princess**
*and spend the rest of my time
lazing around and sleeping.*
**[15:15] Princess**
Munch, munch, munch...
**[15:17] Princess**
*I'd forgotten how this felt.*
**[15:19] Princess**
*It feels good to sweat it out.*
**[15:24] Princess**
*Feels good?!*
**[15:26] Princess**
*That can't be right!*
**[15:27] Princess**
*At first, this was nothing
more than a blistering hell!*
**[15:30] Princess**
*Yet now, it feels good?!*
**[15:34] Princess**
*Being placed in this unusual situation*
**[15:36] Princess**
*is making my earthly suffering
and troubles evaporate away!*
**[15:40] Princess**
*Ah, I see now, Giant...*
**[15:43] Princess**
*No, Mama!*
**[15:45] Princess**
*Saunas feel so nice!*
**[15:51] Giant**
Okay, I think it's about time we got out.
**[15:53] Princess**
Huh? Not yet...
**[15:55] Giant**
Staying in there too
long's not good for you.
**[15:58] Giant**
Especially on your first time.
**[16:01] Princess**
Makes sense...
**[16:06] Princess**
*The air outside feels so nice and cool!*
**[16:09] Giant**
Okay, next up is the cold bath!
***SIGN*** Cold Bath
**[16:12] Princess**
C-Cold bath?!
**[16:14] Princess**
The water's at 17 degrees?!
**[16:16] Princess**
There's no way I can get in...
**[16:18] Princess**
*No, I thought the sauna was hot, too,*
**[16:22] Princess**
*but it ended up being really nice.*
**[16:25] Princess**
*All right!*
**[16:31] Princess**
*N-N-N-Nope, still cold!*
**[16:38] Princess**
*Huh?*
***SIGN*** Cold Bath
**[16:40] Princess**
*After getting used to it...*
**[16:42] Princess**
*the cold water feels nice on my warm body.*
**[16:45] Princess**
*The heat is slowly melting
away from my body.*
**[16:49] Princess**
*I'm melting away, too!*
**[16:53] Princess**
*Ah, I'm becoming one with the water.*
**[16:56] Princess**
*It feels so good!*
**[16:59] Giant**
After a cold bath, take a nice, long break.
**[17:03] Princess**
*Ah, my arms and legs are tingling.*
**[17:06] Princess**
*I can feel the blood flowing through me.*
**[17:08] Princess**
*My body is being set free!*
**[17:12] Princess**
*Just now, I have become complete.*
**[17:20] Princess**
Thank you, Mama.
**[17:22] Princess**
I've learned the truth of the universe...
**[17:24] Princess**
no, of the sauna.
**[17:29] Giant**
They say lots of things about
saunas and their detox effect,
**[17:33] Giant**
or how they may or may not
help you lose weight.
**[17:38] Giant**
But none of that really matters.
**[17:41] Giant**
Saunas feel good!
**[17:43] Giant**
End of story!
**[17:44] Princess**
Yes, Mama!
**[17:46] Princess**
No...
**[17:47] Princess**
Master Mama!
***SIGN*** By the way, the
princess confessed
**[17:54] Ex**
Fair play, fair sauna!
***SIGN*** Enjoy the sauna by following all rules and etiquette!!
**[17:56] Princess**
Enjoy the sauna by following
all rules and etiquette!
**[18:04] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[18:08] Ex**
Where are we?
**[18:09] Ex**
And...
**[18:11] Ex**
who are *they*?
**[18:14] Princess**
Mad Kaiser!
**[18:16] Ex**
What?
**[18:17] Princess**
I've fought him in the past.
**[18:20] Ex**
Is that true, Your Highness?
**[18:22] Princess**
He was the boss of the Western Tower.
**[18:24] Princess**
I remember him well.
**[18:26] Princess**
This was him!
**[18:28] Ex**
You sliced him clean in half.
**[18:30] Ex**
No way that's him.
**[18:31] Princess**
Hey there! Is that you, Mad Kaiser?
**[18:34] Mad Kaiser**
That's right!
**[18:34] Ex**
She was right!
**[18:36] Mad Kaiser**
Princess.
**[18:37] Mad Kaiser**
The wound you gave me...
**[18:39] Mad Kaiser**
It throbs with pain to this day.
**[18:41] Ex**
That sure healed up nicely.
**[18:43] Princess**
I see.
**[18:44] Princess**
So that's what this is.
**[18:47] Princess**
Everyone here is someone
I've defeated in the past!
**[18:51] Ex**
You can't be serious!
**[18:52] Torture**
That's not true at all.
**[18:54] Ex**
It wasn't true at all...
**[18:55] Torture**
Mad Kaiser just happened to be here.
**[18:58] Torture**
It's completely unrelated.
**[19:00] Torture**
Today's torture comes courtesy
of Lieutorment Youki:
**[19:05] Torture**
a test of courage!
**[19:06] Youki**
Yay!
**[19:09] Torture**
These demons will act as the ghosts
and hide in the school building.
**[19:14] Torture**
Lurking inside this abandoned
school building,
**[19:16] Torture**
these scaring experts will provide
you with a night of terror!
**[19:20] Torture**
Will you be able to withstand it, Princess?
**[19:23] Ex**
How underhanded...
**[19:26] Mad Kaiser**
This is revenge for my wound!
**[19:27] Mad Kaiser**
I'll scare you real good!
**[19:30] Ex**
You're scarier without the mask.
**[19:32] Mad Kaiser**
All right, everyone!
**[19:33] Mad Kaiser**
Let's get started!
**[19:34] Group**
Yeah!
**[19:38] Princess**
Hold on.
**[19:40] Princess**
Courtesy of You-chan?
**[19:42] Princess**
Where's You-chan, then?
**[19:44] Torture**
Youki can't make it out today.
**[19:46] Princess**
What?!
**[19:47] Torture**
After sleeping with her stomach
exposed, she's caught a cold.
**[19:50] Princess**
Oh, no!
**[19:52] Torture**
Which is why I'm administering
this in her stead.
**[19:55] Princess**
You-chan's out with a cold?!
**[19:56] Princess**
Please, let me go and pay her a visit!
**[19:59] Torture**
I cannot.
**[20:01] Torture**
You're in the middle of being tortured.
**[20:04] Torture**
You shan't have freedom until it's over.
**[20:07] Torture**
But to put it in other words...
**[20:09] Torture**
You're free to go once it's over.
**[20:12] Ex**
Hmph.
**[20:13] Ex**
Do you think that helps the chances
of Her Highness confessing?
**[20:16] Ex**
It's no use!
**[20:18] Ex**
Her Highness is the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[20:19] Princess**
There's a hidden passage leading to
the castle in the Eastern Mountains!
**[20:21] Ex**
From a young age...
**[20:23] Ex**
That was quick!
**[20:24] Ex**
I didn't even get to the flashback!
**[20:25] Torture**
Very well!
**[20:26] Torture**
You've told us your secret,
so we're done with you!
**[20:29] Torture**
Let's go and visit the sick!
**[20:35] Princess**
Seriously...
**[20:37] Princess**
You really made me worry.
**[20:40] Youki**
Sorry.
**[20:41] Princess**
But it was a pretty good torture idea.
**[20:44] Princess**
I gave in before I knew it.
**[20:46] Princess**
Here, drink up.
**[20:50] Youki**
Thanks.
**[20:51] Princess**
Do you have a fever?
**[20:53] Princess**
Does it hurt anywhere?
**[20:55] Youki**
Nah, I'm fine.
**[20:57] Inki**
It looks like her fever's gone down.
**[21:00] Princess**
I see, that's a relief.
**[21:05] Youki**
That feels so nice!
**[21:07] Torture**
Can you handle eating some congee?
**[21:13] Princess**
Here, You-chan.
**[21:19] Youki**
It's good!
**[21:21] Youki**
I might give in before I know it.
**[21:27] Princess**
Today's the one day where that's fine!
**[21:29] Princess**
Here, open up!
**[23:04] Torture**
How did you find today's secret?
**[23:08] Torture**
What?
**[23:09] Torture**
Is the hidden passage lit up?
**[23:11] Torture**
His Majesty would be scared in the dark?
**[23:14] Torture**
Yes, I'll ask.
**[23:16] Kanadge**
Also, the guys you took with you today.
**[23:20] Kanadge**
Administration is telling me they
haven't clocked out for the day yet.
**[23:23] Torture**
*What?*
**[23:25] Torture**
Ah.
# E6 - Untitled
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**[00:11] Hell-Lord**
Congratulations on passing the
Hellhorde Promotion Exam.
**[00:16] Hell-Lord**
You've gone from Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
to Awesome Great Cadet Inquisitor.
**[00:23] Hell-Lord**
That's my daughter for you.
***SIGN*** Hell-Lord's Daughter
Awesome Great Cadet Inquisitor
Maomao-chan
**[00:26] Maomao-Chan**
Thank you very much, Papa.
**[00:28] Maomao-Chan**
I mean, Your Majesty.
**[00:30] Hell-Lord**
I will give you a reward.
**[00:32] Hell-Lord**
Whatever you want.
**[00:34] Hell-Lord**
A magic crystal skeleton?
**[00:36] Hell-Lord**
An evil dragon fang?
**[00:38] Hell-Lord**
Or perhaps a hydra scale?
**[00:40] Hell-Lord**
State your wish.
**[00:44] Maomao-Chan**
In that case...
**[00:48] Maomao-Chan**
I...
**[00:49] Maomao-Chan**
I want a piggyback ride...
**[00:53] Hell-Lord**
What?!
**[00:54] Maomao-Chan**
I know you're the Hell-Lord,
**[00:56] Maomao-Chan**
and appearances are important,
so I held back all this time...
**[01:02] Maomao-Chan**
But deep down, I want
piggyback rides and stuff.
**[01:08] Maomao-Chan**
Ah!
**[01:08] Maomao-Chan**
No, I'm sorry!
**[01:11] Maomao-Chan**
I was asking for too much.
**[01:12] Hell-Lord**
Of course!
**[01:14] Maomao-Chan**
Eh?
**[01:15] Hell-Lord**
I had been concerned about
appearances, too...
**[01:18] Hell-Lord**
but you know I'd love to
give you a piggyback ride!
**[01:22] Maomao-Chan**
Papa!
**[01:23] Hell-Lord**
Okay!
**[01:25] Hell-Lord**
You can ride piggyback as much as you want!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[03:05] Maomao-Chan**
I'm so high up!
**[03:09] Maomao-Chan**
I can almost reach the ceiling!
**[03:13] Maomao-Chan**
You sure are tall, Papa!
**[03:15] Hell-Lord**
But right now, you're even
taller, Maomao-chan.
**[03:18] Maomao-Chan**
Does that make me the tallest in the world?!
**[03:21] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[03:22] Hell-Lord**
Make sure you hold on tight.
**[03:24] Hell-Lord**
Watch out for the pointy bits of my horns.
**[03:27] Maomao-Chan**
'Kay!
**[03:30] Maomao-Chan**
Yay!
**[03:35] Maomao-Chan**
Thank you very much, Papa.
**[03:37] Maomao-Chan**
I had fun.
**[03:39] Hell-Lord**
Me too.
**[03:40] Hell-Lord**
That was nice.
**[03:42] Hell-Lord**
Letting loose instead of holding
yourself back, that is.
**[03:47] Hell-Lord**
Until now, to keep up appearances,
**[03:50] Hell-Lord**
I watched quietly in the back with my
arms folded at concerts.
**[03:55] Hell-Lord**
Starting next time, I'll go
a bit closer to the front!
**[04:00] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh...
**[04:02] Maomao-Chan**
That's for the best, Papa!
**[04:03] Hell-Lord**
By the way, daughter of mine.
**[04:05] Hell-Lord**
Earlier, you said, "piggyback
rides and stuff."
**[04:09] Hell-Lord**
It sounds like there's more that you desire.
**[04:11] Maomao-Chan**
Huh?
**[04:12] Maomao-Chan**
I couldn't...
**[04:13] Hell-Lord**
It's fine by me!
**[04:15] Hell-Lord**
Tell me what you want!
**[04:18] Maomao-Chan**
Then...
**[04:20] Maomao-Chan**
Playing house.
**[04:21] Hell-Lord**
Mama!
**[04:23] Hell-Lord**
Food!
**[04:24] Hell-Lord**
I'm hungry, Mama!
**[04:27] Maomao-Chan**
Okay, it'll be ready in no time!
**[04:32] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh...
**[04:36] Maomao-Chan**
Next up, a horsey ride!
**[04:38] Hell-Lord**
Neigh!
**[04:40] Hell-Lord**
Clip-clop, clip-clop...
**[04:40] Maomao-Chan**
Go, go!
**[04:42] Hell-Lord**
Neigh!
**[04:43] Maomao-Chan**
Welcome to my blue underground lake house!
**[04:47] Maomao-Chan**
Right this way.
**[04:48] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[04:49] Hell-Lord**
Thank you for inviting me over.
**[04:51] Maomao-Chan**
Hellvanian Families!
**[04:55] Maomao-Chan**
Also, also...
**[04:58] Hell-Lord**
There's still more?
**[05:00] Hell-Lord**
You truly are the Hell-Lord's daughter.
**[05:03] Hell-Lord**
Your desires are endless!
**[05:05] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh!
**[05:07] Maomao-Chan**
Is that bad?
**[05:08] Maomao-Chan**
It's been so long since we
played together, Papa...
**[05:12] Hell-Lord**
It's fine by me!
**[05:13] Hell-Lord**
I am the Hell-Lord!
**[05:14] Hell-Lord**
All desires are mine for the taking!
**[05:17] Hell-Lord**
I will devour every last craving you have!
**[05:21] Maomao-Chan**
Yay!
**[06:05] Hell-Lord**
Go on.
**[06:11] Hell-Lord**
Whoa there.
***SIGN*** The Hell-Lord and
Maomao-chan
played together
**[07:03] Kanadge**
Ah!
**[07:05] Kanadge**
Your Majesty!
**[07:07] Kanadge**
Where have you been?
**[07:09] Kanadge**
As for the secret that
Torture found out today...
**[07:12] Hell-Lord**
Shh.
**[07:13] Hell-Lord**
I'm retiring for the night.
**[07:19] Kanadge**
As you wish.
***SIGN*** Papa, do your best at work
***SIGN*** Picture Diary
***SIGN*** Unruled
Notebook
***SIGN*** Torture
***SIGN*** The Royal
Empire's
password that
the Hell-Lord
previously lost
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
***SIGN*** I love Papa
**[07:51] Maomao-Chan**
I love Papa!
**[07:56] Princess**
Bell Mall.
**[07:58] Ex**
Leaf.
**[07:59] Princess**
Fukudaya.
**[08:00] Ex**
Ashcan.
**[08:01] Ex**
Ah!
**[08:02] Ex**
I ended my word with an N!
**[08:04] Ex**
I'm impressed, Your Highness.
**[08:06] Ex**
You're even strong at shiritori!
**[08:07] Ex**
What a wide vocabulary you have.
**[08:09] Princess**
Who do you think you're dealing with here?
**[08:13] Princess**
Thanks to the advanced education I received
from the royal family's exclusive tutors,
**[08:17] Princess**
I happen to possess an extensive vocabulary.
**[08:20] Princess**
Winning at shiritori is as easy as pie!
**[08:23] Princess**
No, as easy as torture!
**[08:24] Ex**
Wow, Your Highness!
**[08:28] Ex**
But now that you mention it,
it's almost time for your torture.
**[08:32] Ex**
Is it really okay to be relaxing like this?
**[08:34] Princess**
It's fine, it's fine.
**[08:36] Princess**
I'm sure the torture
won't be anything scary.
**[08:38] Ex**
The jig is up if you admit that part.
**[08:52] Torture**
Apologies for the wait.
**[08:58] Princess**
Wha—?!
**[09:08] Princess**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[09:13] Princess**
She's brought out the big guns!
**[09:15] Ex**
A hot iron...
**[09:17] Ex**
Looks like the Hellhorde's
not playing around anymore.
**[09:23] Ex**
However, you've faced death many
times only to come out on top.
**[09:27] Ex**
It'll take more than that!
**[09:29] Ex**
Isn't that right, Your Highness?
**[09:31] Princess**
You betcha!
**[09:32] Ex**
You're shaking like a leaf!
**[09:35] Ex**
Are you okay, Your Highness?
**[09:37] Ex**
Could it be that your fortitude has weakened
from your prolonged imprisonment?
**[09:41] Princess**
You can't be serious, Ex.
**[09:43] Princess**
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[09:47] Princess**
Have faith in me!
**[09:49] Ex**
Your words sound promising, but
not with that look on your face!
**[09:52] Torture**
Now, Princess.
**[09:54] Torture**
Today's torture will be...
**[10:00] Torture**
Raclette cheese!
***SIGN*** Moo
**[10:04] Torture**
I'll use this iron to heat up the cheese,
**[10:06] Torture**
so that it can be enjoyed in
a melty and delicious state.
**[10:13] Princess**
What a relief!
**[10:14] Ex**
Your Highness?!
**[10:15] Princess**
I'm so... I'm so relieved...
**[10:19] Princess**
I thought I was going to die...
**[10:22] Ex**
Your Highness, the torture hasn't begun yet.
**[10:27] Princess**
After being faced with the
terror of that hot iron,
**[10:29] Princess**
I can easily hold out against that cheese.
**[10:43] Princess**
It looks so good!
**[10:46] Ex**
She easily crumbled in no time!
**[10:49] Princess**
Cheese!
**[10:50] Princess**
Cheese!
**[10:52] Princess**
I bet it's amazing!
**[10:54] Ex**
So much for that vocabulary
from an advanced education.
**[11:02] Princess**
The cheese!
**[11:04] Princess**
The cheese is oozing down!
**[11:07] Princess**
Where are you going, cheese?!
**[11:15] Princess**
Cheesy-cheesy yum-yum!
**[11:17] Ex**
Has your brain melted
away, vocabulary and all?
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[11:34] Princess**
Delish!
**[11:40] Torture**
"Cheese and Kabao share
the same voice actor."
**[11:44] Torture**
His Majesty wasn't satisfied
with today's secret, either.
**[11:47] Torture**
It's true that His Majesty is
a big fan of voice actors.
**[11:50] Torture**
I wouldn't be surprised if he knew already.
**[11:54] Torture**
Which means for tomorrow...
**[11:57] Torture**
Ah.
**[11:58] Torture**
That's right.
**[11:59] Torture**
I can't torture her tomorrow.
**[12:04] Princess**
Cheese...
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[12:16] Torture**
'Tis time for your routine
physical, Princess.
**[12:20] Ex**
Routine physical?
**[12:22] Torture**
Yes.
**[12:23] Torture**
It'll soon be one month since
the princess was captured.
**[12:27] Torture**
In order to lead a healthy
life in captivity,
**[12:30] Torture**
the Hellhorde conducts monthly
health check-ups on all prisoners.
**[12:35] Ex**
Now *that's* an unexpected benefit.
**[12:37] Torture**
And so, I shan't be torturing you today.
**[12:41] Torture**
I'll be administering a
routine physical instead.
**[12:44] Princess**
Routine... physical...
**[12:46] Ex**
Oh, does that go for that big guy as well?
**[12:48] Torture**
Indeed.
**[12:51] Torture**
Datarma has his check-up as well,
which is why I'm by myself today.
**[12:56] Torture**
Now, to begin, I'll be drawing your blood.
**[12:59] Princess**
I'll talk.
**[13:00] Ex**
What?!
**[13:01] Ex**
Wh-Wh-What's wrong, Your Highness?
**[13:01] Princess**
I'll talk... So please spare me...
**[13:03] Ex**
You're not being tortured today.
**[13:06] Ex**
Wait, are you scared of needles?
**[13:09] Princess**
Eep!
**[13:10] Princess**
C'mon!
**[13:12] Princess**
There's no way I'd be scared of needles!
**[13:14] Princess**
I just happened to almost
confess out of habit!
***SIGN*** Confess out of habit?
**[13:18] Ex**
Confess out of habit?
**[13:21] Ex**
That's right.
**[13:23] Ex**
Your Highness may be royalty,
**[13:25] Ex**
but you were always at the very
front on the battlefield,
**[13:27] Ex**
receiving the most wounds in battle.
**[13:30] Ex**
You even reached the position of Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[13:33] Ex**
You couldn't possibly be scared of needles!
**[13:36] Princess**
Of course not, Ex!
***SIGN*** Sharps Container
***SIGN*** Rubbing Alcohol
***SIGN*** Rubbing Alcohol
**[13:48] Torture**
Now then, Princess, let's get started...
**[13:52] Ex**
Your Highness?!
**[13:56] Ex**
You were so calm on the battlefield,
receiving wound after wound...
**[13:59] Princess**
I mean, c'mon!
**[14:00] Princess**
C'mon!
**[14:02] Princess**
Whoops...
***SIGN*** Whoops...
**[14:04] Princess**
You're fine when you cut your
finger on paper by accident...
**[14:06] Imaginary Man**
Cut your finger.
***SIGN*** Eek
**[14:08] Princess**
But it's scary if someone tells you,
"Cut your finger with paper right now!"
**[14:12] Princess**
First things first!
**[14:13] Princess**
Do you even know your way around a needle?!
**[14:16] Princess**
How do I know you won't mess up trying
to find a vein and make a huge mess?!
**[14:22] Torture**
I'll be fine.
**[14:24] Torture**
I used to work as a nurse.
**[14:26] Princess**
What?!
**[14:28] Torture**
Incidentally, this uniform is the
one I used to wear back then.
**[14:32] Torture**
So please, rest assured.
**[14:34] Princess**
Oh, I know.
**[14:36] Princess**
What if I defected?
**[14:38] Princess**
And joined the Hellhorde.
**[14:38] Ex**
Your Highness?!
**[14:40] Princess**
No! No needles!
**[14:42] Ex**
Not a scrap of shame, decency, or dignity.
**[14:44] Princess**
I'm scared of pain!
**[14:45] Torture**
Let me think.
**[14:47] Torture**
I'm not here to try and
hurt the princess, either.
***SIGN*** Anesthetic Tape
**[14:53] Torture**
I do have this local anesthetic patch.
**[14:57] Torture**
I can use this to make the needle painless.
**[15:00] Torture**
But if I go to the trouble of using
it, I'd want a secret in exchange...
**[15:04] Princess**
The royal treasures are hidden in a
room on the east side of the castle!
**[15:07] Ex**
That was instant!
**[15:13] Princess**
Tell me when you're gonna poke me!
**[15:15] Princess**
Promise!
**[15:15] Princess**
No taking me by surprise!
**[15:17] Princess**
I'll spank you if you do that!
**[15:19] Torture**
There, all done!
**[15:23] Torture**
You were really brave, so
you get a bear sticker.
**[15:28] Princess**
It didn't hurt!
**[15:29] Princess**
Hooray for modern medicine!
***SIGN*** The princess was
in good health
**[15:40] Hell-Lord**
I see.
**[15:42] Hell-Lord**
The royal treasures are in
a room on the east side.
**[15:45] Kanadge**
What do you think?
**[15:47] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[15:48] Hell-Lord**
I'd feel bad if we stole
their royal treasures.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for
"Torture," Princess
**[16:01] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[16:02] Louch**
I apologize for being unable
to save you last time.
**[16:05] Louch**
I was so focused on my spell that I
didn't notice I had let go of you.
**[16:11] Louch**
This time, with my newly-acquired spell,
**[16:15] Louch**
I, Louch Brittan, the White Knight,
will be sure to save you!
**[16:21] Louch**
Please wait for me, Your Highness!
**[16:36] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[16:38] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[16:41] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[16:43] Louch**
It's been quite some time.
**[16:44] Louch**
Louch Brittan, White Knight
of the Imperial First Legion,
***SIGN*** Imperial
First
Legion
***SIGN*** Louch
Brittan
**[16:48] Louch**
has arrived to fetch Your
Highness once again.
**[16:52] Louch**
I'm sorry for letting my hands slip off
you halfway through last time.
**[16:56] Princess**
Ah, no, don't worry about it!
**[16:57] Princess**
I should be the one apologizing!
**[17:00] Louch**
This time, I've come with a spell that can
teleport Your Highness, no contact needed.
**[17:05] Princess**
Oh, a new spell in so little time?
**[17:08] Princess**
You're not in the First Legion for nothing!
**[17:10] Louch**
Oh, please, no.
**[17:11] Louch**
A genius, you say?
**[17:12] Princess**
I didn't go that far.
**[17:13] Louch**
Ah, if you'll excuse me for a moment.
**[17:19] Louch**
Now then, Your Highness.
**[17:21] Louch**
I've cast a sleeping spell throughout
the castle tonight as well.
**[17:24] Louch**
That said, let's act as
silently as possible.
**[17:29] Princess**
How will we make our escape this time?
**[17:32] Louch**
Allow me to explain.
**[17:33] Louch**
My new spell, Entity Displacement.
**[17:36] Princess**
Entity Displacement?
***SIGN*** NOT TELEPORTED
***SIGN*** CHANTING
**[17:38] Louch**
This spell creates an
expanding aura of mana,
**[17:41] Louch**
which teleports all matter within its range.
**[17:43] Princess**
Huh, that sure is a handy spell.
***SIGN*** TELEPORTED
**[17:46] Louch**
However, the drawback is that living things
and objects can't travel at the same time,
**[17:50] Louch**
so your clothes and body end up
being teleporting separately.
**[17:54] Princess**
Eh?
**[17:55] Louch**
Your clothes will be teleported first.
**[17:58] Princess**
Huh?
**[17:59] Princess**
Hold it right—
**[17:59] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[18:01] Princess**
He's already in concentration mode!
**[18:01] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[18:03] Princess**
Clothes and body separately, he says...
**[18:04] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
**[18:06] Louch**
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
**[18:08] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[18:10] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[18:10] Princess**
My clothes are starting to
be teleported by themselves!
**[18:12] Princess**
If this keeps up...
**[18:13] Princess**
I'll end up buck naked!
**[18:16] Princess**
Heya.
**[18:17] Princess**
Wait, don't panic.
**[18:17] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[18:19] Princess**
Calm down.
**[18:20] Princess**
Let's just calm down!
**[18:21] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
**[18:22] Princess**
That's right.
**[18:23] Princess**
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[18:23] Louch**
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
**[18:29] Princess**
I've faced all sorts of
hardships in the past.
**[18:32] Princess**
In comparison, exposing my
naked body is no big deal!
**[18:37] Princess**
I won't give in to the likes
of being stripped naked!
**[18:42] Princess**
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
**[18:44] Princess**
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
**[18:46] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[18:46] Princess**
Stop, stop, stop!
**[18:48] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[18:48] Princess**
Damn it, he's completely ignoring me!
**[18:50] Princess**
Seriously, how can he focus so intently?!
**[18:51] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
***SIGN*** 23rd
White Knight Cup
**[18:54] Princess**
He's like a shogi player mid-match!
**[18:56] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[18:57] Princess**
Wait, yeah.
**[18:58] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[18:59] Princess**
If he's concentrating this hard,
**[19:01] Princess**
I don't need to worry about
being seen, even if I'm naked.
**[19:01] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
**[19:03] Louch**
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
**[19:05] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[19:06] Princess**
I almost panicked there.
**[19:07] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[19:08] Princess**
If that's the case, I just need to sit
tight until the teleportation finishes...
**[19:10] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
**[19:11] Princess**
Wait a second!
**[19:12] Princess**
Where am I being teleported to?!
**[19:14] Princess**
Wherever it is, I'm sure there are people
waiting there to act as support!
**[19:19] Royal Physician B**
Your Highness!
**[19:20] Royal Physician B**
Welcome back!
**[19:22] Royal Physician A**
She's naked!
**[19:23] Royal Physician B**
She's naked as a jaybird!
***SIGN*** Blammo
**[19:27] Princess**
No way, not happening!
***SIGN*** 23rd
White Knight Cup
**[19:30] Princess**
*I'm left with no choice but
to defeat Louch yet again!*
**[19:34] Princess**
*But if I do that, I'll
remain a prisoner here.*
**[19:38] Princess**
*However...*
**[19:40] Princess**
*I'm sure Louch will come
to save me one more time.*
**[19:43] Princess**
*Then I defeat him.*
**[19:46] Princess**
*He comes to save me again.*
**[19:48] Princess**
*Defeat him.*
**[19:49] Princess**
*Again and again.*
***SIGN*** 23rd
White Knight Cup
**[19:51] Princess**
*The very definition of* sennichite*!
***SIGN*** Sennichite
**[19:54] Narration**
*Sennichite.*
**[19:55] Narration**
*When the same position is repeated
four times in a game of shogi.*
**[19:59] Narration**
*If this happens, the game is deemed a draw.*
**[20:03] Princess**
*No deal!*
**[20:04] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:04] Princess**
*It doesn't count as a draw in real life!*
**[20:06] Louch**
Free my flesh from...
***SIGN*** 23rd
White Knight Cup
**[20:07] Princess**
*I need to do something about this.*
**[20:09] Louch**
*I'll save Her Highness!*
**[20:12] Louch**
...and behold my soul.
**[20:14] Louch**
*I swear it.*
**[20:15] Louch**
...and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
**[20:17] Louch**
*I'll be her savior!*
**[20:20] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:21] Princess**
Stop, stop!
**[20:22] Louch**
*I'll be the one to save her!*
**[20:24] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:27] Princess**
My belly button!
**[20:27] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[20:30] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
**[20:31] Louch**
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
**[20:33] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:35] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[20:38] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
**[20:39] Princess**
I can't bear ending up buck naked...
**[20:40] Louch**
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
**[20:43] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:45] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[20:45] Princess**
Mordred Sword!
***SIGN*** Mordred
Sword
***SIGN*** Traitor's
Blow
**[20:58] Princess**
I'm sorry, Louch.
**[21:05] Torture**
My word.
**[21:06] Torture**
How did you manage to tear up your
clothes like this in your sleep?
**[21:12] Princess**
Thanks for getting me new clothes.
**[21:16] Ex**
What in the world happened last night?
**[21:18] Princess**
Well, you know, stuff.
***SIGN*** Behind Hellholm,
The Woeful
Wastelands
**[23:19] Kanadge**
His Majesty is... working out...
**[23:21] Hell-Lord**
I need to slowly get my
body warmed up again.
**[23:26] Hell-Lord**
I wouldn't want to suffer a fall during
the parent participation events.
**[23:34] Narration**
*One week left until Maomao-chan's field day!*
# E7 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Narration**
*Many moons have passed since the Imperial
Army went to war with the Hellhorde.*
**[00:08] Narration**
*The royal princess, Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion,*
**[00:12] Narration**
*ends up being taken prisoner
in the midst of fierce battle.*
**[00:18] Narration**
*Subjected to all manners of
torture day in and day out,*
**[00:24] Narration**
*she endures these indignities
without so much as a peep.*
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
**[00:29] Narration**
*She reveals not the secrets
of the Royal Empire.*
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
**[00:32] Narration**
*Yes, by no means will she speak.*
**[00:36] Narration**
*The princess does not give in.*
**[00:38] Narration**
*No, she will never give in!*
**[00:43] Narration**
*And so, the torture continues
today, yet again...*
**[00:55] Princess**
So cute!
***SIGN*** Krall Regiment
Snowball
**[00:58] Princess**
They're healing my soul!
***SIGN*** Krall Regiment
Callie
**[01:01] Princess**
Meow, what's gotten into you?
**[01:04] Princess**
Purr-haps you wanna hear a secret?
**[01:06] Princess**
Actually, the king...
**[01:07] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[01:09] Ex**
Why are you offering secrets?!
**[01:11] Princess**
That was close!
**[01:12] Princess**
They're just too darn cute!
**[01:15] Krall**
Isn't it a bit late to
be taking that attitude?
**[01:20] Krall**
Princess, it's time for some torture!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[02:55] Krall**
Princess, it's time for some torture!
**[02:59] Krall**
How about it, Princess?
**[03:01] Krall**
For today's torture, Callie
loves to snuggle up,
**[03:06] Krall**
and Snowball loves sleeping
in people's laps!
**[03:10] Krall**
It's totally impossible to hold
out against such cuteness!
**[03:13] Princess**
Curses!
**[03:14] Ex**
I bet Her Highness is going
to spill the beans again...
**[03:18] Princess**
Hey!
**[03:19] Princess**
It's true that in the past, I almost gave in
to Maomao-chan and Hngy-Baby's cuteness...
**[03:25] Princess**
But I've never once confessed
because they were cute!
**[03:29] Ex**
Now that you mention it!
**[03:30] Ex**
Wait, you were about to talk just now...
**[03:32] Princess**
I held out, didn't I?
**[03:34] Princess**
A testament to my willpower!
**[03:36] Ex**
Oh...
**[03:37] Princess**
Anyway, Krall-chan!
**[03:39] Princess**
Cuteness alone...
**[03:42] Princess**
won't be enough to make me fold!
**[03:45] Krall**
I see.
**[03:47] Krall**
But you haven't seen the worst
part of this torture yet!
**[03:53] Princess**
Bluffing, I see.
**[03:55] Princess**
Kitties are at their max cuteness
from the very beginning.
**[03:58] Princess**
It can't go any higher!
**[04:01] Krall**
I knew that all along, baby!
**[04:07] Ex**
What's the matter, Your Highness?
**[04:09] Princess**
Well...
**[04:14] Krall**
Looks like it's started.
**[04:17] Krall**
Your legs have gone numb!
**[04:20] Princess**
You fiend!
**[04:22] Princess**
Could it be that from the moment
you placed Snowball in my lap...
**[04:26] Krall**
Yep!
**[04:27] Krall**
This was my goal all along!
**[04:29] Ex**
If your legs are numb, can't you
just move the white cat off you?
**[04:34] Princess**
Ex.
**[04:36] Princess**
I can't do that.
**[04:38] Ex**
What?
**[04:39] Princess**
If I did that...
**[04:42] Princess**
I would wake Snowball up!
***SIGN*** Zzz
Zzz...
**[04:46] Krall**
What are you gonna do, Princess?
**[04:48] Krall**
I can gently take Snowball into my arms
without waking her up, if you want.
**[04:55] Princess**
Don't underestimate me.
**[04:57] Princess**
I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[05:01] Princess**
I've fought my way to victory
while enduring serious wounds.
**[05:06] Princess**
Compared to that, these
numb legs are no big deal!
**[05:11] Princess**
I'll withstand the pain
until Snowball wakes up!
**[05:16] Krall**
Really?
**[05:18] Krall**
Don't forget, Snowball's
not the only kitty here.
**[05:27] Princess**
Callie!
**[05:29] Krall**
Callie loves to snuggle up...
**[05:34] Princess**
Don't do it, Callie!
**[05:38] Princess**
I know you want to, but please...
**[05:41] Princess**
I'm begging you, Callie!
**[05:43] Princess**
Spare me! Please, spare me!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[05:58] Ex**
Are you okay, Your Highness?!
**[06:03] Princess**
Darn you, Callie!
**[06:05] Princess**
You may look cute, but
that's downright mean!
**[06:08] Princess**
Unforgivable!
**[06:09] Princess**
I'll never forgive you!
**[06:16] Princess**
All forgiven!
**[06:17] Ex**
Your Highness?!
**[06:19] Princess**
Krall-chan, can I play with Callie?
**[06:22] Krall**
You betcha, baby!
**[06:25] Princess**
Here, this is payback!
**[06:28] Princess**
Nuzzle, nuzzle!
**[06:30] Krall**
Princess, wanna give her a snack?
**[06:32] Princess**
Yeah, totally!
**[06:38] Princess**
You're so adorable!
**[06:42] Krall**
Did you get sick of being held, Snowball?
**[06:47] Ex**
Ah! A little higher!
**[06:51] Torture**
They truly are elite members
of the therapeutic unit.
**[06:56] Torture**
What did he think of today's secret?
**[06:59] Kanadge**
* His Majesty actually left early today to*
* prepare for important business tomorrow.*
**[07:05] Torture**
What?
**[07:06] Kanadge**
Tomorrow is Princess
Maomao-chan's field day.
***SIGN*** Today's Event
Hellholm
Pre-School
Field Day
***SIGN*** Hellgrove Park
**[07:10] Kanadge**
His Majesty's waking up early to line
up and secure a spot for his family.
***SIGN*** Line
ends
here
**[07:15] Torture**
I see.
**[07:17] Torture**
That is of the utmost importance.
**[07:21] Torture**
Field day...
**[07:24] Torture**
I'll need to go to cheer her on!
**[07:29] Torture**
I must make a packed lunch
and invite the princess!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
***SIGN*** Field Day
**[07:42] Song Recording**
*Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom*
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
**[07:46] Song Recording**
*Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom*
***SIGN*** Hell-Lord
***SIGN*** Main Desk
**[07:50] Song Recording**
*Pre Pre-School*
**[07:53] Song Recording**
*Pre Pre-School*
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
**[08:02] Emcee**
That was the second-year class with
the Hellholm Pre-School March!
**[08:06] Princess**
Ah, so adorable!
**[08:09] Princess**
I don't know them, but they're cute.
**[08:11] Princess**
I'll talk.
**[08:12] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[08:14] Princess**
When's Maomao-chan's event?
**[08:16] Torture**
Let's see...
**[08:18] Torture**
It's coming up next, actually.
**[08:20] Torture**
See, she's waiting at the entrance gate.
**[08:23] Princess**
You're right!
**[08:24] Princess**
Hey! Maomao-chan!
**[08:29] Emcee**
The next event will be the
third-year class race!
**[08:34] Hell-Lord**
Blast it! How maddening!
**[08:37] Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan's big moment is here,
yet this camera is broken!
**[08:42] Hell-Lord**
Curse you, humans!
**[08:45] Kanadge**
Your Majesty, the humans
are not to blame here.
**[08:48] Kanadge**
You forgot to take the lens cap off.
**[08:50] Emcee**
Okay, everyone who's up next,
please wait at the starting line!
**[08:55] Makki**
I won't lose!
**[08:57] Youki**
Oh!
**[08:58] Youki**
Insuke's next to Princess Maomao-chan!
**[09:01] Princess**
Insuke?
**[09:02] Inki**
M-My little brother.
***SIGN*** Inki's Little Brother
Insuke
**[09:05] Inki**
Look, over there.
**[09:07] Princess**
I see him!
**[09:07] Princess**
He looks like you!
**[09:09] Torture**
They're about to begin.
**[09:11] Teacher**
On your marks!
**[09:13] Teacher**
Get set!
**[09:16] Emcee**
They're off to a good start!
**[09:18] Hell-Lord**
You can do it!
**[09:20] Emcee**
*Okay, everyone! Best of luck!*
**[09:23] Torture**
Princess Maomao-chan...
**[09:25] Group**
Insuke! Go get 'em!
**[09:27] Princess**
Go Maomao-chan!
**[09:40] Emcee**
*Goal!*
**[09:43] Youki**
Awesome!
**[09:44] Inki**
Insuke's the winner!
**[09:46] Ex**
Huh? Is that okay?
**[09:48] Ex**
Winning against the Hell-Lord's daughter.
**[09:51] Youki**
She may be His Majesty's kid,
but this is a fair race!
**[09:55] Youki**
Insuke! You did great!
**[09:58] Princess**
Maomao-chan! You tried your best!
**[10:01] Hell-Lord**
That's my daughter for you.
**[10:04] Hell-Lord**
Excellent running.
**[10:07] Narration**
*The field day continues!*
**[10:27] Princess**
So cute, so cute!
**[10:30] Torture**
It's great seeing these
young kids try their best.
**[10:33] Torture**
Princess.
**[10:34] Torture**
We're going to go help move some
equipment for the afternoon events.
**[10:39] Youki**
We'll be back soon.
**[10:40] Princess**
Sure, see you later!
**[10:43] Emcee**
* Next up, the third-year class*
* parent participation event,*
**[10:47] Emcee**
*Tag Team Kangaroo!*
**[10:49] Princess**
Ah!
**[10:49] Princess**
There's Maomao-chan!
**[10:52] Ex**
Parent event?
**[10:54] Ex**
So that must mean...
**[11:06] Princess**
*That's...*
**[11:10] Princess**
*the Hell-Lord!*
**[11:15] Princess**
*The Hell-Lord.*
**[11:16] Emcee**
* Guardians, please line up*
* at the starting position!*
**[11:17] Princess**
*It's my first time seeing him.*
**[11:20] Emcee**
*Get set!*
**[11:20] Princess**
*So that's the empire's...*
**[11:25] Princess**
*No, humanity's enemy!*
**[11:28] Princess**
*The embodiment of evil!*
**[11:31] Princess**
*Ruler of all monsters!*
**[11:33] Princess**
*Their fearsome leader!*
**[11:35] Princess**
*A symbol of absolute power!*
**[11:38] Princess**
Nah, that can't be him.
**[11:40] Princess**
There's no way that's the Hell-Lord.
**[11:42] Ex**
Yes, I'm sure he's just a body double.
**[11:44] Ex**
The Hell-Lord would never
come to a school field day.
**[11:50] Kanadge**
Excellent work out there, Your Majesty.
**[11:54] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
**[11:56] Hell-Lord**
I see the princess has come to watch.
**[11:59] Kanadge**
Yes.
**[12:00] Kanadge**
It seems she's enjoying the proceedings.
**[12:03] Hell-Lord**
Not a care in the world, I see.
**[12:05] Hell-Lord**
Unaware of the hellish fate that
awaits her in the afternoon.
**[12:10] Kanadge**
Hellish fate?
**[12:11] Hell-Lord**
After hearing that the princess was
here, I made some preparations.
**[12:16] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[12:18] Hell-Lord**
For a face-to-face battle
between the two of us!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
***SIGN*** Hellgrove Park
***SIGN*** Today's Event
Hellholm Pre-School
Field Day
**[12:35] Emcee**
*We will now be taking a break for lunch.*
**[12:43] Princess**
Wow, lunchboxes!
**[12:45] Insuke**
Whoa, that looks great!
**[12:47] Youki**
What a feast!
**[12:49] Princess**
Did you make this yourself, Torture?
**[12:51] Torture**
I hope you find it agreeable.
**[12:54] Inki**
Y-You're awesome, Grand Inquisitor!
**[12:57] Youki**
Yeah, yeah!
**[12:58] Princess**
Torture!
**[13:00] Princess**
Thanks!
**[13:05] Insuke**
Yay! Let's dig in already!
**[13:09] Princess**
Is this another torture method?!
**[13:10] Torture**
Today is Saturday.
**[13:12] Torture**
We've never tortured you
on weekends, have we?
**[13:15] Ex**
No toxic overwork in the Hellhorde, huh?
**[13:17] Princess**
I guess that's true!
**[13:20] Princess**
Time to eat!
**[13:22] Group**
Let's eat!
**[13:24] Princess**
First, some fried chicken!
**[13:29] Princess**
Mm, so good!
**[13:32] Torture**
I'm afraid the fried chicken
is frozen rather than homemade.
**[13:35] Princess**
Frozen fried chicken usually isn't crispy
or tender, but it's still good somehow!
**[13:41] Youki**
What do you like best, Insuke?
**[13:43] Insuke**
The salmon rice ball for me!
**[13:45] Inki**
I think I like the sausages the best.
**[13:48] Inki**
They're twice as delicious when
they're shaped like octopuses!
**[13:52] Youki**
You're right!
**[13:54] Youki**
Octopus sausages rule!
**[13:59] Princess**
It's nice eating lunch outside like this.
**[14:02] Princess**
Oh!
**[14:03] Princess**
Maomao-chan's eating lunch with
her surrogate guardian, too!
**[14:07] Ex**
That's quite the prime location.
**[14:09] Ex**
Do you think they used the
Hell-Lord's authority?
***SIGN*** The Hell-Lord worked hard to secure this spot
**[14:15] Youki**
Last one's all mine!
**[14:17] Inki**
Ah, there's no more fried chicken!
**[14:20] Princess**
You don't hold back, You-chan!
**[14:22] Youki**
Yummy!
**[14:23] Insuke**
The shrimp patty's mine!
**[14:25] Princess**
Meat, meat!
**[14:27] Youki**
Fried shrimp for me!
**[14:28] Insuke**
Me too!
**[14:30] Torture**
Hey!
**[14:32] Torture**
Make sure you all eat your veggies as well!
**[14:35] Group**
Yes!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
**[14:41] Emcee**
* We will now begin the field*
* day afternoon program.*
***SIGN*** Hellgrove Park
**[14:45] Krall**
Hngy-Baby, they're having their field day!
**[14:49] Emcee**
Our next event is the third-year
class borrowing race!
**[14:54] Insuke**
All right, time for our final battle!
**[14:56] Maomao-Chan**
Insuke-kun, I won't lose this time!
**[14:59] Princess**
Maomao-chan, you got this!
**[15:01] Group**
Go Insuke!
**[15:04] Kanadge**
Please let me handle the camera.
**[15:07] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[15:09] Hell-Lord**
It seems you've managed to work it out.
**[15:13] Hell-Lord**
This borrowing race is where the princess
and I will have our face-to-face battle!
**[15:19] Kanadge**
I had no idea!
***SIGN*** What is a "borrowing race"?
A simple explanation
**[15:22] Narration**
*What is a "borrowing race"?*
**[15:26] Narration**
*You run until you reach the piece
of paper placed on the track,*
***SIGN*** Hat
**[15:29] Narration**
*borrow the item written on the
piece of paper from the audience,*
**[15:33] Narration**
*and run with it to the finish line!*
**[15:36] Narration**
*In other words, a scavenger hunt!*
***SIGN*** °Children who can't read yet can ask
a teacher standing by
**[15:42] Hell-Lord**
I arranged beforehand the prompt
that Maomao-chan will get.
**[15:47] Kanadge**
What?!
***SIGN*** Someone
you
like
**[15:49] Hell-Lord**
Her prompt is "someone you like."
**[15:53] Hell-Lord**
I'm certain that Maomao-chan will choose me!
**[15:57] Hell-Lord**
I hear the princess gets along with
Maomao-chan, but friendship only goes so far.
**[16:03] Hell-Lord**
I'll show her our unbreakable
bond and put her in her place!
**[16:10] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh-heh.
**[16:17] Emcee**
*Okay, they're all off to a good start!*
**[16:20] Emcee**
* They're starting to pick up the*
* papers with their prompts.*
**[16:22] Emcee**
*What will they find written on there?*
***SIGN*** Someone
you
like
**[16:27] Maomao-Chan**
Someone you like?
***SIGN*** Someone
you
like
***SIGN*** Minivan
**[16:30] Insuke**
Minivan?
**[16:33] Emcee**
*Oh!*
**[16:33] Emcee**
* It looks like Princess Maomao-chan's*
* prompt is "someone you like!"*
**[16:37] Princess**
Huh?
**[16:38] Princess**
What if she ends up picking me?
**[16:40] Princess**
If the enemy empire's princess showed
up at the Hellhorde's field day,
**[16:44] Princess**
you think that'd cause problems?
**[16:46] Ex**
What?
**[16:47] Ex**
Isn't it a bit late for that?
**[16:48] Makki**
Hey!
**[16:49] Makki**
Does anyone here have a sacred blade?
***SIGN*** Sacred blade
**[16:53] Ex**
You rang?
**[16:54] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[16:56] Hell-Lord**
Guess I should get going.
**[17:04] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[17:07] Maomao-Chan**
Come with me!
**[17:09] Emcee**
Now then, who has Princess
Maomao-chan picked?
**[17:15] Emcee**
*It's Her Majesty!*
**[17:18] Emcee**
*No one can challenge a mother's throne!*
**[17:21] Maomao-Chan**
Mama, hurry up!
***SIGN*** Queen
Lulune
**[17:25] Lulune**
I won't lose!
**[17:38] Hell-Lord**
I really am quite busy, with my address
at the closing ceremony and all,
**[17:42] Hell-Lord**
so I would have been at a loss if
she asked me in the first place.
**[17:46] Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan was just being thoughtful,
so it's not that she prefers Lulune over me.
**[17:50] Hell-Lord**
Any Hell-Lord would feel the same way...
**[17:51] Kanadge**
Slow down!
**[17:53] Princess**
Maomao-chan's mom is so pretty!
**[17:56] Inki**
You can do it, Insuke!
**[17:59] Princess**
Maomao-chan, don't give up!
***SIGN*** Your fave
**[18:03] Preschooler A**
Hey missy, can I borrow that bear?
**[18:07] Krall**
You betcha, baby!
**[18:10] Maomao-Chan**
We're gonna get first place together, Mama!
**[18:19] Ex**
What kind of punishment *is* this?!
**[18:21] Insuke**
Hey!
**[18:23] Insuke**
Why can't this thing go any faster?
**[18:27] Emcee**
*Everyone's running toward the finish line!*
**[18:31] Emcee**
*Who will take first?*
**[18:36] Emcee**
*It's Princess Maomao-chan!*
**[18:41] Princess**
You did it, Maomao-chan!
**[18:43] Torture**
What a close race!
**[18:46] Maomao-Chan**
Mama!
**[18:48] Lulune**
You did great.
**[18:50] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh-heh...
**[18:55] Emcee**
* To wrap things up, let's all dance*
* to the Hellholm Pre-School March!*
**[19:00] Emcee**
* Everyone in the audience,*
* please feel free to join in!*
**[19:04] Princess**
Huh? Can I dance as well?
**[19:06] Youki**
Yeah, go for it!
**[19:08] Inki**
We do it every year!
**[19:10] Torture**
We're all ready to go, too!
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
**[19:22] Group**
Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
**[19:26] Group**
Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
**[19:30] Group**
Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
**[19:34] Group**
Pre Pre-School!
**[19:38] Group**
Pre Pre-School!
**[19:48] Emcee**
* And now for the closing ceremony*
* address from His Majesty.*
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
**[19:52] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[19:54] Hell-Lord**
I've witnessed all of
your growth here today.
**[19:58] Hell-Lord**
Today's field day was a success
**[20:01] Hell-Lord**
thanks to the hard work each
and every one of you put in.
**[20:06] Hell-Lord**
I hope you all take pride in that fact.
**[20:09] Princess**
The Hell-Lord's body double
gives a good speech.
**[20:12] Ex**
Absolutely.
**[20:14] Hell-Lord**
All of you here...
**[20:18] Hell-Lord**
get these bear medals as a reward!
**[20:29] Maomao-Chan**
Missy!
**[20:33] Princess**
Maomao-chan!
**[20:34] Maomao-Chan**
Yay!
**[20:36] Princess**
I saw how great you did out there!
**[20:38] Maomao-Chan**
Yeah!
**[20:39] Maomao-Chan**
I got to be number one!
**[20:42] Princess**
Mm-hmm!
**[20:44] Lulune**
Hello there.
**[20:47] Lulune**
Thank you for always looking
after my daughter.
**[20:49] Princess**
Not at all!
**[20:50] Princess**
It's always a pleasure
to be tortured by her.
**[20:55] Princess**
*Maomao-chan's mother...*
**[20:58] Princess**
*She seems so nice.*
**[21:04] Maomao-Chan**
Bye-bye, missy!
**[21:07] Maomao-Chan**
See you later!
**[21:08] Princess**
Bye-bye!
**[21:10] Torture**
'Tis time for us to make
our return, Princess.
**[21:13] Inki**
Princess-chan, if you don't hurry up...
**[21:16] Youki**
We'll leave you behind!
**[21:18] Princess**
Sorry! I'll be right there!
**[21:28] Princess**
That was so much fun!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[21:33] Ex**
Why?
**[23:06] Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan!
**[23:08] Hell-Lord**
Which picture book should I...
**[23:11] Lulune**
Shh!
***SIGN*** Morning for Pighoof
**[23:18] Lulune**
She's already fast asleep.
**[23:20] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[23:21] Hell-Lord**
Looks like I don't get to read
her a picture book tonight.
***SIGN*** Morning for Pighoof
**[23:28] Lulune**
Good night.
**[23:30] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[23:31] Hell-Lord**
Sweet dreams.
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***SIGN*** University
Info Session
***SIGN*** Career
**[00:13] (Flashback) Youki**
Not much time left to pick a career path.
***SIGN*** Youki & Inki
As Students
**[00:16] (Flashback) Youki**
Have you decided already, In-chan?
**[00:18] (Flashback) Inki**
Yep.
**[00:20] (Flashback) Inki**
I want to put a smile on people's faces.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Inki**
Entertain them.
**[00:24] (Flashback) Inki**
That's the kind of job I've always wanted.
**[00:31] (Flashback) Inki**
That's why I'm going to join
the Hellhorde as a torturer.
**[00:35] (Flashback) Youki**
Huh?
**[00:36] (Flashback) Youki**
I don't know much about it, but
is that what torturers do?
**[00:39] (Flashback) Inki**
Yeah.
**[00:40] (Flashback) Inki**
I heard that wasn't the case in the past,
**[00:42] (Flashback) Inki**
but that's what it's like lately.
**[00:44] (Flashback) Youki**
Huh, it might be perfect for you then.
**[00:48] (Flashback) Inki**
Thanks.
**[00:50] (Flashback) Inki**
But if I want to be one, I can't
be so nervous all the time.
**[00:56] (Flashback) Youki**
You think?
**[00:57] (Flashback) Youki**
That's just who you are.
**[01:00] (Flashback) Youki**
What should I do?
**[01:04] (Flashback) Inki**
Wh-Why don't you...
**[01:10] (Flashback) Inki**
Nah, never mind.
**[01:13] (Flashback) Inki**
*I want to ask her to become
a torturer with me.*
**[01:18] (Flashback) Inki**
*But You-chan should be the one
to decide her own future.*
**[01:25] (Flashback) Youki**
What do you think?
**[01:27] (Flashback) Youki**
What would be good for me?
**[01:30] (Flashback) Inki**
Um...
**[01:32] (Flashback) Inki**
What about... something you enjoy doing?
**[01:35] (Flashback) Inki**
Or an activity you've
spent a lot of time on.
**[01:37] (Flashback) Inki**
You could find a job related to that.
**[01:43] (Flashback) Youki**
I like lots of things, but
doing them for a living?
**[01:47] (Flashback) Youki**
As for activities I've spent time on...
**[01:52] (Flashback) Youki**
Okay!
**[01:54] (Flashback) Youki**
I'll become a torturer, too!
**[01:57] (Flashback) Inki**
What?
**[01:58] (Flashback) Inki**
Wh-Why?
**[02:00] (Flashback) Youki**
Well...
**[02:02] (Flashback) Youki**
I've spent the most time
being friends with you!
**[02:11] (Flashback) Youki**
So I guess we'll be sticking together!
**[02:14] (Flashback) Youki**
If I get accepted.
**[02:16] (Flashback) Inki**
Sounds good to me!
**[02:28] Group**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
***SIGN*** Hellhorde Promotion
Exam in Session
**[02:31] Group**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
**[02:50] Youki**
How's that?
**[02:51] Inki**
Your Majesty!
**[03:05] Hell-Lord**
You fail.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[04:43] Youki**
Princess-chan!
**[04:44] Inki**
We failed our promotion exam.
**[04:47] Youki**
What should we do to get promoted?
**[04:50] Ex**
Why are you asking Her Highness?
**[04:52] Ex**
We're your enemies.
**[04:53] Princess**
Ex.
**[04:54] Princess**
These two may be my enemies,
but we're also friends.
**[04:58] Ex**
Can those things be true at the same time?
**[05:01] Youki**
What's wrong with asking her?
**[05:03] Inki**
Ah, is it almost time for your torture?
**[05:07] Princess**
It's fine.
**[05:10] Princess**
I'm all done with today's torture!
**[05:15] Princess**
I see.
**[05:17] Princess**
To become a harm-marshal,
**[05:19] Princess**
you need to torture the Hell-Lord
and get him to reveal a secret.
**[05:24] Youki**
It's real tough.
**[05:26] Inki**
The lieutorment exam was a lot easier.
**[05:29] Princess**
What'd you do for that?
**[05:31] Youki**
You just need to pass a written
test and a simple practical exam,
**[05:34] Youki**
and then take a learning course.
**[05:35] Ex**
Are you getting a moped license?!
**[05:37] Princess**
Let me think.
**[05:39] Princess**
When facing a fearsome foe, it's
important to know your opponent.
**[05:45] Princess**
For example, when I fought against
someone who was very well-protected...
**[05:50] Princess**
I observed him as closely as I could,
**[05:52] Princess**
and found the weak points in his armor,
**[05:56] Princess**
which is how I defeated him.
**[05:59] Princess**
Don't let yourself be
intimidated by your target,
**[06:02] Princess**
and calmly assess the situation.
**[06:05] Youki**
Makes sense.
**[06:06] Princess**
As an example, the Hell-Lord has
his own preferences, right?
**[06:10] Princess**
If you know what he likes, you
can use that in your torture.
**[06:14] Inki**
What His Majesty likes...
**[06:16] Youki**
What he likes...
**[06:20] Group**
Ah!
**[06:21] Princess**
Looks like you've figured it out.
**[06:23] Youki**
Yep!
**[06:24] Inki**
We... We can pass with this!
**[06:27] Princess**
So, when's the next promotion exam?
**[06:31] Youki**
If we ask His Majesty,
we can take it any time.
**[06:34] Ex**
They're like lessons that are
just held in some random guy's house!
**[06:38] Group**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
***SIGN*** Hellhorde Promotion
Exam in Session
**[06:53] Hell-Lord**
Hmph.
**[06:54] Hell-Lord**
What do you expect me to make of
the same torture as last time?
**[06:59] Inki**
N-Now!
**[07:03] Maomao-Chan**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
**[07:07] Hell-Lord**
Ma...
**[07:08] Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan!
**[07:11] Maomao-Chan**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
**[07:11] Youki**
Well, Your Majesty?
**[07:13] Inki**
The only way to join in is giving a secret!
**[07:15] Inki**
Tell us your secret!
**[07:17] Maomao-Chan**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
**[07:29] Hell-Lord**
When it's the last battle in
the final episode of an anime,
**[07:32] Hell-Lord**
it gets me every time when
they play the opening song!
**[07:37] Group**
We did it!
**[07:56] Group**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
***SIGN*** Youki, Inki, and Maomao-chan
received promotions
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
***SIGN*** On Duty Next Week:
Bruse the Destroyer
***SIGN*** Hellhorde News (for Torturers)
***SIGN*** Keep
doors
and
windows
locked.
**[08:16] Princess**
That was a great bath.
**[08:19] Giant**
I feel so warm.
**[08:22] Giant**
What do you do about baths on
the days I don't invite you?
**[08:27] Princess**
I just use the shower next to my jail cell.
**[08:30] Giant**
So your jail cell has a shower.
**[08:34] Giant**
Ah!
**[08:36] Giant**
Princess-chan, are you done
with your torture for today?
**[08:40] Princess**
I caved.
**[08:41] Princess**
All that's left is to go to sleep.
**[08:43] Giant**
In that case...
**[08:45] Giant**
Wanna stop by the corner
store to get ice cream?
**[08:51] Princess**
Totally!
**[09:11] Princess**
The cool wind feels so
nice right after a bath.
**[09:15] Giant**
Walking outside at night
always gets me excited.
**[09:20] Giant**
Everything's so quiet, and it's thrilling how
different it feels being out here in the dark.
**[09:26] Giant**
I'd say it's even a little bit scary.
**[09:28] Giant**
But that just adds to the fun.
**[09:30] Princess**
Huh...
**[09:33] Princess**
You think going on a walk is fun?
**[09:36] Princess**
I've never thought of walking as being fun.
**[09:42] Princess**
In the empire, I wasn't permitted
to freely go outside.
**[09:46] Princess**
I've led military marches,
**[09:49] Princess**
but that's just walking along
a predetermined route.
**[09:59] Giant**
Princess-chan.
**[10:00] Giant**
Why don't we take a few steps back
and go down that path instead?
**[10:04] Princess**
Huh? Is that way shorter?
**[10:07] Giant**
Nope, it's a bit of a detour.
**[10:10] Princess**
What?
**[10:10] Princess**
Then why would we take that path?
**[10:13] Giant**
I was hoping to walk with you
for a little bit longer.
**[10:19] Giant**
I want you to learn how fun
it is to go on a walk.
**[10:23] Princess**
Master Mama...
**[10:26] Princess**
In that case, I'm ready for you to teach me!
**[10:28] Giant**
Sure.
**[10:50] Giant**
It's clear out tonight, so you can make
out the Winter Triangle really well.
**[10:56] Princess**
Huh? What's that?
**[10:58] Giant**
Do you see that star?
**[11:02] Giant**
The one that's slightly red.
**[11:04] Princess**
Oh, that one?
**[11:05] Giant**
Yep.
**[11:07] Giant**
That's Betelgeuse, part of
the constellation Orion.
**[11:10] Giant**
And the bright star to the bottom left
of that is Sirius, in Canis Major.
**[11:15] Giant**
To the left of that is
Procyon, in Canis Minor.
**[11:20] Giant**
The triangle that these three create
is called the Winter Triangle.
**[11:26] Princess**
Huh, really?
**[11:30] Princess**
That Canis Major star is really bright.
**[11:33] Giant**
Yep.
**[11:35] Giant**
Sirius is the brightest
star in the night sky.
**[11:40] Princess**
Large and bright, kindly
shining down on everyone.
**[11:45] Princess**
That star is a little like you, Master Mama.
**[11:50] Giant**
Then would that make you Procyon?
**[11:53] Giant**
A cute, adorable little puppy.
**[11:55] Princess**
What?
**[11:56] Princess**
I'm the proud Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion.
**[12:03] Princess**
That'd mean that red star is...
**[12:07] Princess**
Torture!
**[12:07] Giant**
Torture-san!
**[12:17] Princess**
I've never taken the time to look
at the stars like this before.
**[12:22] Princess**
I never realized that there were
so many kinds, so many names...
**[12:29] Princess**
That they were so pretty...
**[12:34] Giant**
There's still plenty out there.
**[12:37] Giant**
Things you don't know.
**[12:39] Giant**
Pretty things you haven't seen yet.
**[12:43] Giant**
We can walk together and
take our time finding them.
**[12:48] Princess**
Master Mama...
**[12:50] Princess**
Yeah!
**[12:52] Princess**
Ah!
**[13:02] Giant**
What did you wish for?
**[13:05] Princess**
That's a secret.
**[13:06] Princess**
What about you?
**[13:07] Giant**
Mmm...
**[13:09] Giant**
That's a secret!
**[13:11] Princess**
That's not fair!
**[13:12] Giant**
Sure it is!
**[13:14] Princess**
Ah!
**[13:15] Princess**
Those two stars next to each other
look like In-chan and You-chan!
***SIGN*** Bank
**[13:25] Princess**
Meat buns rule!
**[13:28] Giant**
We came all this way for ice cream,
**[13:30] Giant**
but we ended up in the mood for meat
buns after walking in the cold.
**[13:35] Princess**
That road was a way bigger
detour than I expected.
**[13:40] Giant**
Sorry about that.
**[13:41] Giant**
Looks like I was thinking
of a different path.
**[13:44] Princess**
Not a problem since this
meat bun's delicious.
***SIGN*** Oden Fair
**[13:48] Giant**
Should we try a different
path on our way back?
**[13:50] Princess**
Yeah!
**[13:53] Princess**
Master Mama.
**[13:54] Giant**
Hm?
**[13:57] Princess**
Walking sure is fun.
**[14:01] Giant**
Glad to hear it!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[14:15] Narration**
*Many moons have passed since the Imperial
Army went to war with the Hellhorde.*
**[14:22] Narration**
*The royal princess, Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion,*
**[14:26] Narration**
*ends up being taken prisoner
in the midst of fierce battle.*
**[14:32] Narration**
*Subjected to all manners of
torture day in and day out,*
**[14:38] Narration**
*she endures these indignities
without so much as a peep.*
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
**[14:43] Narration**
*She reveals not the secrets
of the Royal Empire.*
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
**[14:46] Narration**
*Yes, by no means will she speak.*
**[14:50] Narration**
*The princess does not give in.*
**[14:52] Narration**
*No, she will never give in!*
**[14:57] Narration**
*And so, the torture continues
today, yet again...*
**[15:18] Vanilla**
So Youki and Inki are harm-marshals now...
***SIGN*** Hellhorde News (for Torturers)
***SIGN*** A Hellhorde Newsletter Publication
***SIGN*** It's gotten colder out,
so I hope you're watching out for colds.
I hear His Majesty bought a new blanket.
Moving on to this month's promotions.
***SIGN*** - Harm-Marshal
***SIGN*** Youki, Inki
***SIGN*** - Lieutorment
***SIGN*** Mokokon
**[15:22] Vanilla**
They made it to harm-marshal
with those tame tortures?
**[15:27] Vanilla**
Torture is supposed to make them cry,
scream, and beg from terror to get a confession.
**[15:36] Vanilla**
Just you wait, Princess.
**[15:39] Vanilla**
I'll be the one to teach you.
**[15:42] Vanilla**
The true meaning of torture, that is.
**[15:50] Vanilla**
Time for your torture, Princess!
**[15:55] Torture**
May I introduce you to
Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz.
**[15:58] Torture**
She's volunteered herself for
today's torture session.
**[16:01] Ex**
Peschutz?!
**[16:02] Ex**
*That* Peschutz?
**[16:04] Princess**
You've heard that name before, Ex?
**[16:06] Ex**
The vampire clan of Peschutz.
**[16:09] Ex**
It's said that they're the most ruthlessly
brutal members of the Hellhorde.
**[16:14] Vanilla**
That's right.
**[16:15] Vanilla**
I'm the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz,
**[16:18] Vanilla**
Vanilla Peschutz.
**[16:20] Vanilla**
From what I hear, you've been subjected
to some real toothless torture.
**[16:27] Vanilla**
That's why I'm here today to teach you...
**[16:31] Vanilla**
the fear and despair that
comes with real torture.
**[16:44] Vanilla**
My torture is this roller coaster!
**[16:48] Vanilla**
And it's no ordinary roller coaster!
**[16:51] Vanilla**
A maximum height of 75 meters!
**[16:53] Vanilla**
This monster ride has a top speed
of 175 kilometers per hour!
**[16:57] Vanilla**
Look!
**[16:57] Vanilla**
The faces of those peasants
are contorted in fear!
**[17:01] Vanilla**
If you cry, plead, and share your secret,
**[17:04] Vanilla**
I might spare you from having to ride it...
**[17:09] Princess**
Wow! I can't wait to get on!
**[17:12] Vanilla**
What?!
**[17:13] Vanilla**
H-Hmph!
**[17:15] Vanilla**
We'll see how long you remain composed.
**[17:17] Torture**
Now then, Vanilla.
**[17:19] Torture**
Please accompany the princess on the ride.
**[17:21] Vanilla**
What?!
**[17:22] Vanilla**
R-Ride that thing? Me?
**[17:25] Torture**
'Tis possible that she'll
confess her secret mid-ride.
**[17:31] Torture**
Will you be okay?
**[17:32] Torture**
If you're afraid, I can go instead.
**[17:36] Vanilla**
I come from the noble House of Peschutz!
**[17:38] Vanilla**
There's no way I'd be scared!
**[18:03] Vanilla**
Wh-What now, Princess?
**[18:06] Vanilla**
Once we reach the top, that's
when the breakneck speed begins!
**[18:09] Vanilla**
It's not too late for an emergency
stop if you speak now!
**[18:12] Princess**
So excited!
**[18:13] Vanilla**
Hey, tell me your secret!
**[18:15] Vanilla**
Hurry up and tell me!
**[18:16] Vanilla**
Your secret!
**[18:17] Princess**
I can't wait!
**[18:53] Princess**
Okay!
**[18:54] Princess**
This next climb goes up to the very top!
**[18:57] Princess**
I'm so stoked—
**[18:57] Vanilla**
When I go to bed, I can't sleep
without my stuffed animal.
**[19:04] Princess**
What are you going on about?
**[19:08] Princess**
Wait, are you scared?
**[19:12] Vanilla**
Damn it!
**[19:15] Vanilla**
That's right. I'm scared.
**[19:18] Vanilla**
The truth is, I can't handle
regular roller coasters, either.
**[19:21] Vanilla**
I'm scared of how fast they go and
how it feels like you'll fall off.
**[19:26] Vanilla**
*How pathetic for someone who
carries the Peschutz blood.*
**[19:30] Vanilla**
*What a disgrace.*
**[19:32] Vanilla**
*My life is over!*
**[19:35] Princess**
That's incredible!
**[19:39] Princess**
You're scared of roller coasters, but
you're riding one for my torture?
**[19:41] Vanilla**
Huh?
**[19:42] Princess**
That takes real guts!
**[19:44] Princess**
I really admire that!
**[19:47] Princess**
Give me your hand.
**[19:48] Princess**
Just for a second.
**[19:54] Princess**
See, now you're fine.
**[19:57] Princess**
I'll never let go.
**[20:00] Princess**
You won't fall off.
**[20:02] Princess**
I'll make sure you don't!
**[20:11] Vanilla**
*So fast! So fast!*
**[20:13] Vanilla**
*The wind and shaking is
more intense than before!*
**[20:19] Vanilla**
*But...*
**[20:21] Vanilla**
*It's not as scary as before.*
**[20:30] Princess**
That was awesome!
**[20:33] Torture**
It appears that you failed at your torture.
**[20:38] Vanilla**
Yeah.
**[20:41] Vanilla**
It's my loss.
**[20:46] Princess**
Princess.
**[20:48] Princess**
Is there something you want me to tell you?
**[20:51] Princess**
The loser reveals a secret.
**[20:53] Princess**
Those are the rules.
**[20:55] Ex**
Is that what the rules were?
**[21:00] Princess**
Okay, then tell me...
**[21:04] Princess**
What attraction would you enjoy going on?
**[21:08] Princess**
We came all the way here to this park.
**[21:10] Princess**
I want all of us to have fun!
**[21:17] Vanilla**
Yeah!
**[21:43] Vanilla**
I-I'm the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz!
**[21:46] Vanilla**
Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz!
**[21:49] Vanilla**
I won't be beguiled by some mere princess!
**[23:27] Vanilla**
I may have failed today, but next time...
# E9 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Narration**
*Many moons have passed since the Imperial
Army went to war with the Hellhorde.*
**[00:08] Narration**
*The royal princess, Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion,*
**[00:12] Narration**
*ends up being taken prisoner
in the midst of fierce battle.*
**[00:18] Narration**
*Submitted to all manners of
torture day in and day out,*
**[00:24] Narration**
*she endures these indignities
without so much as a peep.*
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
**[00:29] Narration**
*She reveals not the secrets
of the Royal Empire.*
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
**[00:32] Narration**
*Yes, by no means will she speak.*
**[00:36] Narration**
*The princess does not give in.*
**[00:39] Narration**
*No, she will never give in!*
**[00:43] Narration**
*And so, the torture continues
today, yet again...*
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[02:24] Narration**
*Torture is away on a business trip,*
**[02:26] Narration**
*and with no one in charge,
the torture is on break for today.*
***SIGN*** That Evening
**[02:39] Torture**
Business trips are always a little tiring.
**[02:43] Torture**
But the moment you change into
loungewear at the hotel,
**[02:46] Torture**
and let your body sink into the bed...
**[02:49] Torture**
It makes everything feel worth it.
**[02:53] Torture**
Utter bliss.
**[03:00] Torture**
I feel like I'm going to fall asleep.
**[03:02] Torture**
I should eat something.
***SIGN*** Ham & Cheese
Burrito
***SIGN*** Red Kitsune Udon
**[03:06] Torture**
*Usually, I prepare balanced
meals for myself.*
**[03:09] Torture**
*But today's an exception
since I'm away on business.*
**[03:11] Torture**
*This secluded business hotel room is
a nice change from my own chamber.*
**[03:14] Torture**
*It feels like it's okay
to let myself go here.*
**[03:19] Torture**
Time to eat.
***SIGN*** Ham & Cheese
Burrito
**[03:22] Torture**
*First, this ham and cheese burrito.*
**[03:26] Torture**
*You gently open it...*
**[03:36] Torture**
*Then place a jumbo sausage
inside and wrap it back up.*
**[03:41] Torture**
Done!
**[03:42] Torture**
A special ham, cheese, and sausage burrito!
**[03:58] Torture**
*Delicious.*
**[04:01] Torture**
*It may be delicious, but it's
not a very refined meal,*
**[04:04] Torture**
*so it's hard to tell others about it.*
***SIGN*** Red Kitsune Udon
**[04:10] Torture**
*Next, this cup udon.*
**[04:18] Torture**
*Lately, I enjoy keeping the
lid on for a little longer,*
**[04:21] Torture**
*so that the noodles end up softer.*
**[04:29] Torture**
*Now for the fried tofu.*
**[04:33] Torture**
*The broth that's soaked into
the tofu comes pouring out,*
**[04:36] Torture**
*and it's a delight just to have in my mouth.*
**[04:40] Torture**
*This tiny egg...*
**[04:42] Torture**
*It's a mystery how they make it,*
**[04:44] Torture**
*but it's tasty and goes
very well with the broth.*
**[04:47] Torture**
*I also have some slightly fancy
pudding sitting in the fridge today.*
**[04:55] Torture**
*Perhaps I went a little overboard.*
***SIGN*** Torture
enjoyed herself
***SIGN*** Breakfast Buffet
***SIGN*** Hours of Operation
**[05:06] Torture**
*I ate too much late night.*
**[05:09] Torture**
*Let's eat a lot of vegetables for breakfast.*
**[05:12] Torture**
*No bread or rice, for a healthy—*
**[05:14] Hotel Staff**
Honey butter rolls, fresh from the oven!
**[05:21] Torture**
*I don't have a choice if
they're fresh from the oven.*
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
***SIGN*** Sunday
**[05:35] Bruse**
What'd you say?!
**[05:37] Bruse**
His Majesty is injured?!
***SIGN*** On Duty This Weekend
Chief Battle Officer
Bruse the Destroyer
**[05:39] Skeleton Officer**
Yes...
**[05:40] Skeleton Officer**
I hear he's received a minor
injury to his dominant hand.
**[05:45] Bruse**
His Majesty's defensive magic is
supposed to nullify all attacks!
**[05:51] Bruse**
Ah!
**[05:52] Bruse**
That reminds me, yesterday...
**[05:54] Bruse**
It was for an instant, but
I felt His Majesty's mana!
**[05:57] Bruse**
I thought I had imagined it...
**[06:00] Bruse**
but was he engaged in combat with someone?!
**[06:03] Bruse**
Someone who didn't even give him the
chance to cast a defensive spell?!
**[06:06] Skeleton Officer**
M-Most likely...
**[06:10] Bruse**
Who in the world was His Majesty up against?
***SIGN*** Saturday,
the Day Prior
**[06:21] (Flashback) Group**
Yay!
**[06:23] (Flashback) Lulune**
Today is your first day as a pâtissière!
**[06:26] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Let's make cookies!
**[06:29] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
I hope they end up being good.
**[06:31] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
It's your first time.
**[06:33] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Don't worry about whether
they turn out well.
**[06:35] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
The important thing is that you try.
**[06:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Even if you mess up, don't
think of it as having failed.
**[06:41] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
It's the first step to success.
**[06:45] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
I want everything to go well
the first time around!
***SIGN*** Bam
***SIGN*** Bam!
**[06:50] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
That's fair.
**[06:52] (Flashback) Lulune**
You'll be just fine.
**[06:54] (Flashback) Lulune**
We're here to help you.
**[06:56] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Indeed.
**[06:57] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
The courage to seek help from others,
**[06:59] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
another necessary virtue.
**[07:02] (Flashback) Lulune**
Let's start by putting
the butter in the bowl.
**[07:06] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Then what?
**[07:07] (Flashback) Lulune**
We wait about twenty minutes.
**[07:09] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
What?!
**[07:11] (Flashback) Lulune**
Right now, the butter is still too hard,
**[07:13] (Flashback) Lulune**
so we need to wait for it to melt a bit.
**[07:15] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
No way!
**[07:18] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[07:20] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Fear not.
**[07:25] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Fire Magic: Demon's Heat!
**[07:33] Bruse**
*What?!*
**[07:35] (Flashback) Bruse**
That was His Majesty's mana just now!
**[07:39] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
It's perfectly melted now,
thanks to infernal heat.
**[07:42] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Yay!
**[07:43] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Thanks, Papa!
**[07:45] (Flashback) Lulune**
Time to add the powdered mix and eggs.
***SIGN*** Cookie
Mix
**[07:48] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan, do you know
how to break an egg?
**[07:51] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
No, it's still hard for me.
**[07:55] (Flashback) Lulune**
I can break them just fine!
**[07:57] (Flashback) Lulune**
One-handed, at that!
***SIGN*** Bam
**[07:58] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
What?!
**[07:59] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
With one hand?!
**[08:00] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[08:01] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
It's not a competition.
**[08:03] (Flashback) Lulune**
Let me teach you the simplest way.
**[08:06] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Sure!
**[08:10] (Flashback) Lulune**
First, hit the egg against a flat surface.
**[08:14] (Flashback) Lulune**
That'll create a circular crack in the egg.
**[08:17] (Flashback) Lulune**
Latch onto it with your thumb,
**[08:20] (Flashback) Lulune**
then use your index and middle
fingers to hold the top end...
**[08:23] (Flashback) Lulune**
Now, bend your fingers back!
**[08:27] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Magic?!
**[08:28] (Flashback) Lulune**
It's a skill.
**[08:30] (Flashback) Lulune**
Okay, now add the mix and beat it good!
**[08:34] (Flashback) Lulune**
Then roll it out nice and thin.
**[08:39] (Flashback) Lulune**
Let's cut out the shapes!
**[08:41] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Yay!
**[08:45] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[08:47] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
It's a teddy bear.
**[08:49] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Huh?
**[08:50] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
What are you doing?
**[08:52] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
You're not using a cookie cutter?
**[08:55] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
I'm making the biggest cookie in the world!
**[08:58] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
What?!
**[08:59] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
*What insatiable hunger!*
**[09:01] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
*She truly is my progeny.*
**[09:03] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
*No, when it comes to cookies,
she's already surpassed me.*
**[09:07] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
*That's my Maomao-chan!*
**[09:14] (Flashback) Lulune**
Here, they're done baking!
**[09:18] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Yay!
**[09:19] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Lemme see!
**[09:19] Lulune**
Ah, wait!
**[09:20] (Flashback) Lulune**
The tray's still hot—
**[09:20] Maomao-Chan**
Hurry!
**[09:30] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Are you alright?
**[09:32] (Flashback) Lulune**
Y-Yes.
**[09:34] (Flashback) Lulune**
Thank you.
**[09:37] (Flashback) Lulune**
Your hand!
**[09:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
I am the Hell-Lord!
**[09:40] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
This is but a minor burn for me.
**[09:46] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan.
**[09:48] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
I understand your impatience,
but you need to be careful.
**[09:51] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Yeah.
**[09:52] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
I'm sorry.
**[09:56] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
It's all red!
**[09:58] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Mama, get the freezy pack!
**[10:03] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
How's it feel?
**[10:04] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
All better now.
**[10:06] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[10:08] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan, you must be the
best doctor in the world.
**[10:13] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Now then, we've made all these cookies.
**[10:16] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Let's eat them while they're nice and warm!
**[10:31] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
The biggest cookie in the
world is the tastiest, too!
**[10:36] (Flashback) Lulune**
Mine came out just as good!
**[10:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[10:39] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Scrumptious. Absolutely scrumptious.
**[10:42] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
I'll gobble up every last one!
**[10:44] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Ah, don't!
**[10:45] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh!
***SIGN*** Sunday,
Present Time
**[10:51] Bruse**
His Majesty's wound...
**[10:53] Bruse**
Who could be responsible?!
**[11:02] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[11:09] Torture**
But first.
**[11:12] Torture**
These are a gift from Princess Maomao-chan.
**[11:15] Princess**
What? Maomao-chan?!
**[11:17] Torture**
It seems she's made baked
goods for the first time.
**[11:19] Princess**
Homemade?!
**[11:20] Princess**
I'm so happy!
**[11:21] Princess**
Why don't we open them now
and eat some together?
**[11:23] Torture**
No, 'tis the time for torture now.
**[11:26] Torture**
I must decline such undue acts of intimacy.
**[11:28] Ex**
But handing over sweets is okay?
**[11:32] Princess**
That's right.
**[11:33] Princess**
Let's save it for after the torture.
**[11:35] Torture**
Yes.
**[11:36] Torture**
Once the torture's come to an
end, we cease to be enemies.
**[11:40] Ex**
So there's no hard feelings in torture?
**[11:43] Torture**
Now, as for today's torture...
**[11:47] Torture**
'Tis tea.
**[11:48] Princess**
Tea?
**[11:49] Torture**
Indeed.
**[11:50] Torture**
Our intelligence has uncovered the
fact that you're quite fond of tea.
**[11:56] Torture**
I hear you enjoyed it to the
point of hosting tea parties.
**[12:00] Princess**
Tea parties, huh?
**[12:02] Princess**
That takes me back.
**[12:05] Princess**
A fun event once or twice a year, where
I could forget about the battlefield.
**[12:10] Princess**
It's true that I was a tea-loving
princess at those parties.
**[12:15] Princess**
But too bad.
**[12:19] Princess**
That was nothing more than
a diplomatic facade!
**[12:21] Princess**
Actually, I love cola and lemon-lime soda!
**[12:24] Ex**
That's sad to hear from
the princess of an empire.
**[12:28] Princess**
After doing well in my lessons, Jimochi
would let me have some as an occasional treat.
**[12:34] Princess**
I just drank tea on social occasions.
**[12:37] Princess**
I wouldn't say I really liked it...
**[12:42] Princess**
Hm?
**[12:43] Princess**
You're warming up the pot first.
**[12:46] Princess**
Looks like you know the
proper way to brew tea.
**[12:51] Princess**
Preparing tea in the proper fashion
results in a far better taste.
**[12:58] Princess**
Drool...
**[12:59] Princess**
I wouldn't mind some tea after so long...
**[13:01] Ex**
Your Highness?!
**[13:02] Ex**
Why do you always blab on
and dig your own grave?!
**[13:06] Ex**
What are you, a self-driving vehicle?!
**[13:09] Princess**
How could I let my guard down?!
**[13:11] Princess**
That said, today I have *this*!
**[13:15] Princess**
Maomao-chan's homemade sweets!
**[13:18] Princess**
You made a grave mistake by
giving this to me first!
**[13:22] Princess**
I can cancel out my desire
for tea with some snacks!
**[13:25] Princess**
Wow, look at these adorable cookies!
**[13:31] Princess**
Mmm! They're great!
**[13:33] Princess**
The joy of this mild sweet
sensation is filling my mouth!
**[13:38] Princess**
*Munch, munch, munch, munch...*
**[13:39] Princess**
Now I won't succumb to your torture.
**[13:42] Princess**
A fatal mistake on your part!
**[13:45] Princess**
Well, ideally, I'd love
a drink, and a warm...
**[13:50] Torture**
Warm? Go on.
**[13:53] Princess**
Y-You fiend!
**[13:55] Princess**
This was your aim from the very start!
**[13:57] Torture**
No, you simply brought
about your own demise.
**[14:00] Torture**
I wasn't aware of what
baked goods she had made.
**[14:03] Ex**
Remain calm, Your Highness!
**[14:05] Ex**
You're Commander of the
Imperial Third Legion!
**[14:08] Ex**
There's no way you'd be bested
by such weak temptation!
**[14:11] Princess**
You're right.
**[14:12] Princess**
I need to remember my days as a knight!
**[14:14] Princess**
I only drank that tea at parties
as a way to socialize!
**[14:21] Princess**
Think back!
**[14:22] Princess**
Remember!
**[14:24] (Flashback) Princess**
It's good, isn't it?
**[14:26] Princess**
Thinking back on it, I really do love tea.
**[14:29] Ex**
Your Highness?
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[14:38] Princess**
This tea is the perfect palate cleanser,
**[14:40] Princess**
and it brings out the
sweetness of the cookies!
**[14:43] Torture**
I've received cookies from
Princess Maomao-chan as well.
**[14:46] Torture**
Let's enjoy them together.
**[14:47] Princess**
Yay!
**[14:49] Hell-Lord**
What?
**[14:51] Hell-Lord**
There's a mysterious treasure
buried in the royal cemetery?
**[14:55] Kanadge**
Yes.
**[14:56] Kanadge**
The princess has told all.
**[14:58] Kanadge**
With that treasure, we can penetrate
the Imperial Army's defensive magic.
**[15:03] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[15:06] Hell-Lord**
We can't go defiling graves now.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[15:17] Vanilla**
Time for your torture, Princess!
**[15:21] Princess**
You're...
**[15:23] Vanilla**
Don't tell me you've forgotten who I am.
**[15:26] Princess**
Of course I remember you.
**[15:28] Princess**
Vanilla Peschutz.
**[15:29] Vanilla**
*What?!*
**[15:30] Vanilla**
*We only met once, and
she remembered my name?*
***SIGN*** Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
**[15:34] Ex**
Hello?
**[15:35] Vanilla**
H-Hmph!
**[15:37] Vanilla**
Well, I suppose you couldn't forget the
daughter of the noble House of Peschutz!
**[15:42] Vanilla**
Today will be different from last time.
**[15:44] Vanilla**
I will have my revenge.
**[15:48] Vanilla**
Quake and tremble in fear!
**[15:51] Vanilla**
Today's torture is...
**[15:54] Vanilla**
Cake!
**[15:56] Group**
Oh.
**[15:58] Group**
Huh?
**[16:04] Vanilla**
*And this is no ordinary cake.*
**[16:06] Vanilla**
*Why, it's baked by yours truly!*
**[16:10] Vanilla**
*A homemade cake, courtesy of the high-class
daughter of the noble House of Peschutz!*
**[16:19] Vanilla**
*I made it all by myself, without
any help from Mama or Papa.*
**[16:25] Vanilla**
*The moment you learn that it's handmade,*
**[16:27] Vanilla**
*you'll be overcome with emotion
and burst into tears,*
**[16:30] Vanilla**
*pleading for a bite of this cake.*
**[16:32] Princess**
A cake made by Lady Vanilla herself?
**[16:35] Princess**
I want some!
**[16:38] Vanilla**
Actually, this cake—
**[16:39] Ex**
What a clumsy-looking cake.
**[16:41] Vanilla**
Hey!
**[16:43] Ex**
The frosting is all messy,
**[16:45] Ex**
and the cake as a whole is lopsided.
**[16:47] Ex**
And what's this strange object on top?
**[16:51] Ex**
A real head-scratcher.
**[16:53] Vanilla**
*I-It's a penguin!*
**[16:57] Vanilla**
*I-I see, so that's your plan.*
**[17:00] Vanilla**
*Nitpicking at my cake to preempt my attack?*
**[17:03] Vanilla**
*Hmph, how pointless.*
**[17:06] Vanilla**
*Even if it looks a little clumsy,*
**[17:07] Vanilla**
*once she finds out I made it, she's
bound to bow before its grandeur.*
**[17:11] Vanilla**
*Yes, even if it's clumsy...*
**[17:13] Vanilla**
*She's powerless before its grandeur!*
**[17:16] Vanilla**
*Clumsy or not...*
**[17:20] Vanilla**
*I tried so hard to make it, too...*
**[17:24] Princess**
What are you saying, Ex?
**[17:27] Princess**
The presentation may be
a bit clumsy, but look.
**[17:31] Princess**
The frosting holds its shape well.
**[17:34] Princess**
That's proof that it's
been whipped with care.
**[17:37] Princess**
There's a lot of frosting, which
was laid on thick with a spatula,
**[17:41] Princess**
so it ended up looking lopsided as a whole.
**[17:44] Princess**
But this is no sloppy craftsmanship.
**[17:46] Princess**
They wanted plenty of that delicious
frosting to be enjoyed.
**[17:49] Princess**
I'm sure that was why they kept
going back with that spatula.
**[17:53] Princess**
Can't you feel the love of the
person who made this cake?
**[18:01] Princess**
And look closely, Ex.
**[18:03] Princess**
That's not a strange object.
**[18:05] Princess**
It's an adorable penguin!
**[18:08] Vanilla**
Prinshess!
**[18:10] Princess**
This cake may look really tasty,
**[18:13] Princess**
but I'm Commander of the
Imperial Third Legion.
**[18:17] Princess**
This level of torture isn't
enough to make me give in!
**[18:24] Princess**
Huh?!
**[18:26] Princess**
What's gotten into you?!
**[18:28] Princess**
Does your tummy hurt?
**[18:45] Vanilla**
Nope.
**[18:47] Vanilla**
Thanks, Princess.
**[18:50] Vanilla**
You don't have to confess,
so please eat the cake.
**[18:53] Princess**
Huh?
**[18:54] Princess**
Why?!
**[19:00] Vanilla**
H-How is it?
**[19:03] Princess**
Mm! It's really good!
**[19:07] Vanilla**
You really mean it?!
**[19:08] Ex**
I'm a sacred blade...
**[19:09] Princess**
Really!
***SIGN*** The cake was
delicious
**[19:15] Hell-Lord**
What?
**[19:16] Hell-Lord**
Two failed tortures in a row?
**[19:19] Hell-Lord**
From Vanilla Peschutz?
**[19:21] Kanadge**
Yes.
**[19:22] Kanadge**
A harm-marshal failing twice at torture...
**[19:26] Kanadge**
It's a disgrace that puts
our dignity at stake.
**[19:28] Kanadge**
I believe that some form
of action is needed here.
**[19:34] Hell-Lord**
I suppose.
**[19:39] Hell-Lord**
It's times like these that call
for a good support network.
**[21:18] Narration**
*The Way of the Hell-Lord.*
**[21:21] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[21:24] Hell-Lord**
* I'll get the worst stains off before*
* putting the dishes in the dishwasher.*
**[21:28] Narration**
*The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number one:*
**[21:30] Narration**
*Take care of the dishes while
Mama puts Maomao-chan to bed.*
**[21:37] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[21:47] Hell-Lord**
What?!
**[21:50] Lulune**
She's finally asleep.
**[21:52] Lulune**
I ended up reading to her
*twelve* times tonight.
**[21:54] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[21:55] Hell-Lord**
Sounds like she was a real bundle of energy.
**[21:58] Hell-Lord**
Well done.
**[22:00] Narration**
*The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number two:*
**[22:02] Narration**
*Evening drinks are always a pleasure.*
**[22:04] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[22:06] Hell-Lord**
Looks like this is coming up soon.
***SIGN*** Pre-School News
***SIGN*** This month's event is
the parent-child luncheon!
***SIGN*** Please come and enjoy
lunch with your child at school!!
**[22:08] Hell-Lord**
A parent-child luncheon.
**[22:11] Lulune**
Mm-hmm.
**[22:12] Hell-Lord**
One guardian per household can join.
**[22:15] Hell-Lord**
Lulune, you attended on both her
first and second year, didn't you?
**[22:20] Narration**
*The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number three:*
**[22:22] Narration**
*When alone, call Mama by her first name.*
**[22:25] Lulune**
I sure did.
**[22:27] Lulune**
The parent-child luncheon
is always on a weekday.
**[22:29] Hell-Lord**
You know, we can take paid time off
whenever we want in the Hellhorde.
**[22:41] Lulune**
Do you want to attend the
parent-child luncheon?
**[22:43] Hell-Lord**
I *do* want to attend the
parent-child luncheon!
**[22:46] Narration**
*The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number four:*
**[22:49] Narration**
*Clearly state any and all opinions.*
***SIGN*** Parent-Child
Luncheon
**[22:57] Maomao-Chan**
Look, Papa!
**[22:59] Maomao-Chan**
I'm gonna eat my bell peppers!
**[23:01] Hell-Lord**
What?!
**[23:17] Maomao-Chan**
See, told ya!
**[23:19] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[23:21] Hell-Lord**
Yes.
**[23:22] Hell-Lord**
You always find a way to
surprise me, Maomao-chan.
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
**[23:27] Maomao-Chan**
There's some more peppers
left, but you can have them.
**[23:30] Maomao-Chan**
Just this once.
**[23:31] Hell-Lord**
What angelic kindness from a demon!
**[23:34] Hell-Lord**
That's my daughter for you!
**[23:37] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh-heh!
# E10 - Untitled
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**[00:19] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[01:59] Torture**
Princess, today's torture
is beach sword fighting.
**[02:05] Torture**
The rules are simple.
**[02:07] Torture**
Pop the balloons on your
opponents’ heads to win.
***SIGN*** Lieutorment
Youki
***SIGN*** Lieutorment
Inki
**[02:10] Ex**
How is this torture, exactly?
**[02:12] Torture**
Your opponents shall be Youki and Inki.
**[02:14] Torture**
Should you lose, Princess, you will
divulge the empire's secrets.
**[02:19] Princess**
I see. So, what if I win?
**[02:23] Youki**
You think you can win?
**[02:25] Inki**
Snicker.
**[02:27] Princess**
What?
**[02:29] Youki**
We're champions of the Hell-Lord's
beach sword fighting tag team tournament.
**[02:34] Inki**
F-For two years in a row.
***SIGN*** 5th Hell-Lord's Beach Sword Fighting Tournament
**[02:37] Ex**
Sounds like the Hell-Lord
holds some fun events.
**[02:41] Inki**
W-We're the strongest members
of the Hellhorde's forces.
**[02:45] Youki**
There's no way you can defeat us!
**[02:50] Princess**
You heard them.
**[02:53] Torture**
Very well. In the event you win,
**[02:56] Torture**
I shall grant you any request.
**[02:59] Princess**
Anything?
**[03:01] Torture**
Yes. I shall even set you free.
**[03:04] Princess**
Well, well.
**[03:09] Torture**
Let the battle begin!
**[03:13] Youki**
Let's go, In-chan. We’ll
start with Strategy B-shift.
**[03:17] Inki**
Got it.
**[03:18] Youki/Id**
* With Strategy B, I draw the enemy's*
* attention with my swift movements...*
**[03:22] Inki/Id**
*While I—*
**[03:25] Both**
What?
**[03:28] Youki**
No way.
**[03:30] Ex**
What did you expect?
**[03:31] Ex**
Her Highness is the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[03:37] Ex**
There's no way just the two
of you could defeat her.
**[03:39] Inki**
S-So you really are a commander.
**[03:44] Princess**
Rude!
**[03:46] Princess**
Since I was a young girl,
**[03:48] Princess**
I was trained in the art of the sword by
top-class swordsmen of the Imperial Army.
**[03:58] (Flashback) Jimochi**
Spin ten times, and then start running.
**[04:00] (Flashback) Jimochi**
Whoever touches the tree first wins.
**[04:03] (Flashback) Ex**
Teach her to use a sword.
**[04:04] (Flashback) Young Princess**
Whoever reaches the tree first gets all
of tonight's dessert to themselves.
**[04:08] (Flashback) Ex**
Learn to use a sword!
**[04:13] (Flashback) Jimochi**
There!
**[04:15] (Flashback) Jimochi**
I win!
**[04:18] Princess**
Jimochi taught me everything there is to know
**[04:20] Princess**
about swordplay and the brutality of combat.
**[04:24] Princess**
There's no way you could defeat me.
**[04:28] Ex**
Based on that anecdote,
I think they could beat you.
**[04:32] Princess**
It’s just you now, You-chan.
**[04:36] Youki**
Princess-chan, remember the rules.
**[04:40] Youki**
Pop the balloons to win.
There are no other rules.
**[04:44] Youki**
I summon thee, my final weapon!
**[04:48] Youki**
In other words, all that matters
is that you pop the balloons!
***SIGN*** Gatling Water Gun
***SIGN*** Youki Custom
**[04:54] Youki**
This water gun can fire 45 shots per second.
**[05:04] Youki**
I win! Victory is mine!
**[05:07] Youki**
What?!
**[05:09] Torture**
Oh, no. After all we've been
through, I'd forgotten.
**[05:13] Torture**
The Princess’ swordsmanship is truly
top-level, even for the Imperial Army!
**[05:19] Torture**
She’s a proper warrior!
**[05:22] Youki**
Crud. I'm out of ammo.
**[05:25] Torture/Id**
* At this rate, I'll be forced*
* to release the Princess.*
**[05:29] Torture/Id**
*I must join the fight.*
**[05:32] Torture/Id**
*No, I can't.*
**[05:33] Torture/Id**
* When I first explained the rules, I said*
* her opponents would be Youki and Inki.*
**[05:39] Torture/Id**
*What should I do?*
**[05:43] Devil Torture**
Ignore the rules.
Do whatever it takes to win.
**[05:47] Torture/Id**
*The devil on my shoulder.*
***SIGN*** Torture Party
**[05:50] Politician Torture**
You must only make an effort
to keep your public promises.
**[05:53] Politician Torture**
You needn't actually keep them.
**[05:55] Torture/Id**
*The politician on my shoulder.*
**[05:57] Writer Torture**
Besides, it would be no fun
if she won too easily.
**[06:02] Torture/Id**
*The writer.*
**[06:03] Revolutionary Torture**
With passion, we can change
the world, and even rules.
**[06:07] Torture/Id**
*The revolutionary.*
**[06:11] Torture/Id**
*They're right.*
**[06:13] Torture**
Releasing the Princess
is out of the question.
**[06:20] Princess**
It sure feels nice to move around.
**[06:24] Princess**
This is fun!
**[06:29] Princess**
It’s time to end this, You-chan.
**[06:33] Krall**
Hold up, Princess-chan!
**[06:39] ---**
Crab
***SIGN*** Hell-Lord's Daughter
Ultimate Hyper Legendary
Cadet Harm-Marshal
Maomao-chan
***SIGN*** Krall Regiment
Combat Soldier
Mad Wolf
**[06:41] Maomao**
Prepare yourself!
***SIGN*** Beastmaster
Krall
***SIGN*** Combat Soldier
Fourth Class
&
Pain-Private
Giant
***SIGN*** Torturer's Aide
Datarma
***SIGN*** Hellholm Cafeteria Staff
Kitchen Sub-Leader
Mad Kaiser
***SIGN*** Weaponsmith and Pain-Private
Gilga
***SIGN*** Grand Inquisitor
Torture Tortura
***SIGN*** A Passing Seagull
**[06:56] Princess**
Guys!
**[06:58] Torture**
We won't let you have your
way any longer, Princess.
**[07:01] Princess**
All right. Bring it on, all of you.
**[07:04] Inki**
Go, You-chan!
***SIGN*** Disqualified
**[07:06] Youki**
What?!
**[07:07] Ex**
You can do it, Your Highness!
**[07:12] Princess**
Gotcha!
**[07:13] Krall**
On your guard, Princess-chan!
**[07:15] Princess**
Too easy, Krall-chan!
**[07:23] Youki**
I knew you would slide!
**[07:24] Youki**
Gotcha!
**[07:28] Princess**
And I knew you would do that.
**[07:36] Inki**
You-chan's in trouble.
**[07:39] Youki**
If this is how it’s gonna be…
**[07:41] Youki**
It’s a free-for-all!
**[08:01] Maomao**
Stop right there!
**[08:05] Maomao**
Princess!
**[08:07] Princess**
This is so much fun!
**[08:10] Maomao**
I caught you!
**[08:11] Princess**
You caught me!
***SIGN*** The Princess
had fun
**[08:41] Princess**
That was so much fun.
**[08:52] Ex**
Wait, what? What happened to being released?
**[09:06] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[09:08] Louch**
Previously and the time before that,
I failed because I was too focused on my spell.
**[09:14] Louch**
But this time,
**[09:16] Louch**
I, Louch Brittan, the White Knight,
will be sure to save you.
***SIGN*** Imperial
First
Legion
***SIGN*** Louch
Brittan
**[09:26] Hell-Lord**
Who are you?
**[09:34] Louch/Id**
*I couldn't sense him at all.*
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[09:48] Hell-Lord**
You’re a human, aren't you?
**[09:51] Hell-Lord**
What are you doing here?
**[09:53] Louch/Id**
*A demon. His presence is overpowering.*
**[09:57] Louch/Id**
*He's no ordinary demon.*
**[10:00] Louch**
First strike.
**[10:02] Louch**
Holy Moon!
**[10:07] Hell-Lord**
Are you perhaps lost?
**[10:12] Hell-Lord**
Settle down.
**[10:13] Hell-Lord**
I understand why a human would feel
uneasy if they wandered into this place.
**[10:19] Louch**
Brittan Clan Swordstyle,
**[10:22] Louch**
Lightning Hurricane!
***SIGN*** Lightning Hurricane
**[10:26] Hell-Lord**
I just happened by here.
**[10:28] Louch**
Lightning Hurricane! Lightning
Hurricane! Lightning Hurricane!
**[10:29] Hell-Lord**
I did not come to harm you.
**[10:31] Hell-Lord**
I was out attending a voice
actor's release event.
**[10:35] Hell-Lord**
I simply came across you on my way back.
**[10:38] Louch**
Release event?
**[10:40] Hell-Lord**
Normally, I watch quietly from
the back with my arms folded,
**[10:44] Hell-Lord**
but today, I moved up a
bit towards the front.
**[10:48] Hell-Lord**
Because I did, I felt more
like a part of the concert.
**[10:53] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[10:57] Louch/Id**
*A demon would never attend a release event.*
**[10:59] Louch/Id**
* It must be some kind of*
* terrible code word.*
**[11:03] Louch/Id**
*In that case…*
**[11:06] Louch**
Focusing mana.
**[11:12] Louch**
White Knight Magic,
**[11:14] Louch**
Holy Shine!
***SIGN*** Holy Shine
**[11:28] Louch**
That should do it.
**[11:31] Hell-Lord**
Have you settled down some?
**[11:34] Louch**
Impossible.
**[11:37] Louch**
The recoil from my attack—
**[11:52] Louch**
Why did you save me? I'm a human.
**[11:55] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh. Your life has
value, just like mine.
**[11:59] Hell-Lord**
Besides, that adornment on your neck…
**[12:05] Hell-Lord**
It’s the emblem of the protagonist's unit
**[12:08] Hell-Lord**
from the Mobile Cavalry Soul
Cross anime, is it not?
***SIGN*** Mobile Cavalry Soul Cross
**[12:16] Louch**
How do you know that?
**[12:17] Louch**
No one’s ever noticed before because
it blends in with the rest of my outfit!
**[12:21] ---**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[12:23] Hell-Lord**
I have one as well.
**[12:28] Hell-Lord**
This emblem is truly well-made. It
looks just like it does in the anime.
**[12:33] Louch**
You get it!
**[12:34] Hell-Lord**
I have thoughts about items from
anime being turned into merch.
**[12:38] Hell-Lord**
I wish they would stop including
pictures of characters.
**[12:41] Hell-Lord**
The inclusion of such images
ruins the world building.
**[12:45] Hell-Lord**
I wish to own the same
items as the characters.
**[12:48] Louch**
Exactly!
**[12:54] Louch**
I apologize for suddenly attacking you.
**[12:56] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh. It’s fine.
**[13:10] Louch/Id**
* I see. Not all demons are bad,*
* nor are they my enemies.*
**[13:18] Louch/Id**
* Only the Hell-Lord and his*
* forces are my enemies.*
**[13:22] Louch/Id**
*I mustn't fail to recognize that.*
**[13:26] Louch**
Well, I suppose I should leave.
**[13:28] Hell-Lord**
Didn't you have something to do here?
**[13:31] Louch**
I've spent too long here already.
I'll return another day.
**[13:35] Louch**
If we meet again…
**[13:38] Louch**
Let's discuss anime once more.
**[13:41] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh. Of course.
**[13:49] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh, scrub-a-heh-heh.
**[13:59] Maomao**
Papa's in a good mood.
**[14:02] Lulune**
He said he made a new friend.
***SIGN*** Mobile Cavalry Soul Cross
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[14:21] Vanilla**
Yes! A match!
**[14:23] Vanilla**
That’s three in a row.
That just leaves six more.
***SIGN*** Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
**[14:27] Vanilla**
I shall find the remaining matches
in one go, without any errors.
**[14:34] Vanilla**
Another pair.
**[14:36] Vanilla**
Nothing beats playing memory with cards.
**[14:42] Vanilla**
Besides, I can play by myself.
**[14:45] Vanilla**
I wonder if it would be
more fun with friends.
**[14:49] Vanilla**
What am I thinking?
**[14:51] Vanilla**
I am the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz.
**[14:55] Vanilla**
I need no friends.
**[14:56] Vanilla**
Papa and Mama often tell me to enjoy
myself unfettered by the family name,
**[15:01] Vanilla**
but my pride would never allow that.
**[15:07] Vanilla**
But…
**[15:10] Vanilla**
The amusement park sure was fun.
**[15:14] Vanilla**
Princess…
**[15:17] Vanilla**
I know. I'll use this to torture her.
**[15:20] Vanilla**
That’s right, it’s torture.
**[15:22] Vanilla**
It’s not that I want to play with her.
**[15:25] Vanilla**
Time for your torture, Princess!
**[15:29] Vanilla**
Today's torture is playing cards.
**[15:33] Vanilla**
If you tell me your secrets,
you can play cards with me.
**[15:37] Ex**
What kind of torture is that?
**[15:39] Ex**
Do you truly believe Her Highness
would divulge her secrets
**[15:41] Ex**
just because she wants to play cards?
**[15:43] Princess**
Cards are fun, aren't they?
**[15:45] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[15:46] Princess**
Speaking of cards…
**[15:50] (Flashback) Young Princess**
I can't play any cards because
I'm stuck here and here.
**[15:54] (Flashback) Jimochi**
My, my. Whatever could be stopping you?
**[15:58] Young Princess**
It’s you, Jimochi!
**[15:59] (Flashback) Jimochi**
What will you do?
**[16:01] (Flashback) Jimochi**
You can only pass one more
time, Your Highness.
**[16:05] (Flashback) Jimochi**
Will you pass again?
**[16:09] (Flashback) Young Princess**
Pass.
**[16:10] (Flashback) Jimochi**
I win!
**[16:12] (Flashback) Jimochi**
At this rate, tomorrow night's
dessert will be all mine as well.
**[16:18] (Flashback) Young Princess**
I want dessert!
**[16:24] Princess**
The frustration of defeat.
**[16:26] Princess**
Every tear I shed made my mind stronger.
**[16:30] Ex**
Your Highness, you must've really
regretted not eating that dessert.
**[16:34] Princess**
That’s just how fun playing cards is.
**[16:36] Ex**
What?
**[16:37] Princess**
Oh, but that doesn't mean
I'd reveal any secrets.
**[16:41] Princess**
I can resist playing cards.
**[16:44] Ex**
Are you sure about that?
***SIGN*** BADOOM
**[16:46] Princess**
Anyway, it’s an attractive
invitation, but I must decline.
**[16:50] Vanilla**
What? But…
**[16:52] Vanilla**
Playing with cards is fun. Really fun.
**[16:56] Vanilla**
It can be something basic, like what
you had for breakfast this morning.
**[17:01] Princess**
I probably shouldn't be saying this,
**[17:03] Princess**
but that's not a secret you
need to extract from me.
**[17:07] Princess**
Wait a minute. Do you want
to play cards with me?
**[17:11] Vanilla**
O-Obviously not!
**[17:13] Vanilla**
It’s not like I want to
play Old Maid together,
**[17:17] Vanilla**
which can only be played
with at least two players.
**[17:20] Vanilla**
I definitely don't want to
play President or Speed either.
**[17:23] Ex**
Just laying it all out there, aren't you?
**[17:25] Princess**
If you want to play, then
you should just say so.
**[17:29] Vanilla**
I am the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz.
**[17:33] Vanilla**
I don't experience the
flippant desire to play cards.
**[17:36] Vanilla**
A proud lady like myself needs no friends!
**[17:42] Princess**
All right. I'll tell you a secret.
**[17:45] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[17:47] Princess**
I also believed that a proud
knight like myself needs no friends.
**[17:54] Princess**
But…
**[18:10] Princess**
The truth is…
**[18:14] Princess**
I wanted friends.
**[18:26] Vanilla**
Me, too.
**[18:38] Princess**
Come on. I've told you my secret.
**[18:42] Princess**
Let's play.
**[18:45] Vanilla**
Okay.
**[18:51] Princess**
Which card is the Joker?
**[18:53] Vanilla**
Hey, that's not fair.
**[18:55] Princess**
Come on, hurry up.
**[18:58] Vanilla**
Let's see. This one.
**[19:00] Princess**
Oh? You're sure you want that one?
**[19:03] Ex**
Ah, I see.
**[19:06] Vanilla**
Uh, um…
**[19:08] Vanilla**
Actually, I want this one.
***SIGN*** Vanilla made
a friend
**[19:15] Hell-Lord**
I see. So the Princess wanted friends.
**[19:20] Kanadge**
Yes, Your Majesty.
**[19:21] Kanadge**
Perhaps she'd been avoiding it until
now since she'd been betrayed before.
**[19:26] ---**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[19:28] Hell-Lord**
I'm glad she made a friend.
**[21:09] Torture**
Send off the report...
***SIGN*** Send Daily
Report
**[21:13] Torture**
And work is done.
**[21:20] Torture/Id**
*What should I have for dinner?*
**[21:23] Torture/Id**
* Tonight, I have business outside the*
* house, so perhaps I'll eat out.*
***SIGN*** Meal Tickets
**[21:56] Employee**
Welcome.
**[22:04] Torture/Id**
* A roast beef bowl. I didn't*
* know they offered that.*
**[22:09] Torture/Id**
* Curry. Come to think of it, I often*
* hear the curry is delicious as well.*
**[22:15] Torture/Id**
*Perhaps I'll order some next time.*
**[22:18] Torture/Id**
* But I end up ordering the same thing*
* despite thinking that every time.*
**[22:25] Employee**
Thanks for waiting.
**[22:29] Torture/Id**
*A chicken and egg bowl.*
**[22:30] Torture/Id**
* I've tried all kinds*
* of chicken and egg bowls,*
**[22:33] Torture/Id**
* but nothing beats the chicken and egg*
* bowl served by this beef bowl chain.*
**[22:38] Torture/Id**
* This spoon that makes it so easy*
* to eat is a delight as well.*
**[22:51] Torture/Id**
*Yes, this. This was the right choice.*
**[22:55] Torture/Id**
* The strength of chains is their ability to*
* provide the exact same flavor you imagine every time.*
**[23:02] Torture/Id**
* After eating more than half, add a sprinkle*
* of soy sauce to modify the flavor.*
**[23:08] Torture/Id**
*Now it’s time for round two.*
**[23:24] Torture/Id**
* Since it’s a bit chilly tonight,*
* I can tell how warm my stomach feels.*
**[23:29] Torture/Id**
*Now then.*
**[23:33] Torture/Id**
*Time to buy tissues and head home.*
# E11 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[01:30] Krall**
Princess, time for some torture!
***SIGN*** Beastmaster
Krall
**[01:35] Princess**
I see.
**[01:36] Princess**
Is this dog today's torture?
***SIGN*** Krall Regiment Member
Snow
**[01:41] Princess**
Callie and Snowball totally
turned me into a cat person.
***SIGN*** Zzz
Zzz...
**[01:46] Princess**
You think I'd succumb to a dog?
**[01:50] Krall**
Ah, Princess. Doggies
are super cute, too.
**[01:54] Krall**
Here.
**[01:56] Krall**
Try throwing that ball.
**[02:00] Princess**
What will that accomplish?
**[02:12] Princess**
I see. He's a rather clever dog.
**[02:19] Princess**
There.
**[02:24] Princess**
There, there. Good boy.
**[02:29] Princess**
You're so cute, doggy!
**[02:31] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[02:32] Princess**
At some point, I became totally
captivated by this doggy.
**[02:35] Princess**
Is this an illusion?
**[02:37] Ex**
No, you chose to act like a fool.
**[02:39] Princess**
Damn it. I admit, I let my guard down
for a moment, but that ends now.
**[02:44] Princess**
I am the proud Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion.
**[02:49] Princess**
We sometimes used animals in the army.
**[02:52] Princess**
However, unnecessary feelings
could interfere with military actions.
**[02:56] Princess**
We avoided getting too friendly and kept
distance between us and the animals.
**[03:00] Princess**
That's right. I will
never succumb to cuteness.
**[03:06] Krall**
That's a shame.
**[03:08] Krall**
‘Cause it looks like he wants
you to play with him more.
**[03:13] Princess**
D-Don't bother looking
at me with those eyes.
**[03:22] Ex**
Be strong, Your Highness.
**[03:24] Krall**
Oh? Check this out, Princess.
**[03:27] Krall**
He wants you to rub his belly.
**[03:31] Ex**
Your Highness, get a hold of yourself.
**[03:34] Princess**
Don't worry, Ex.
**[03:36] Princess**
It's not that the animals I
fought alongside weren't cute.
**[03:41] Princess**
I restrained myself from
becoming too attached to them.
**[03:44] Ex**
I see. Is that so?
**[03:47] Princess**
That's right. This torture cannot…
**[03:53] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[03:58] Princess**
I actually wanted to play with them more.
**[04:01] Ex**
I knew it!
**[04:02] Princess**
Belly rubs! Belly rubs! Belly rubs!
**[04:12] Princess**
I'll draw you a map of the
empire's hidden passageways!
***SIGN*** The princess
drew a map
**[04:19] Hell-Lord**
Good. We can use this information.
**[04:23] Hell-Lord**
I'll have him use these
to infiltrate the empire.
**[04:26] Hell-Lord**
Bring me Dark Ninja Gekkou.
**[04:29] Kanadge**
Actually, Your Majesty…
***SIGN*** Undercover Agent
Dark Ninja Gekkou
**[04:44] Hell-Lord**
What?
**[04:45] Hell-Lord**
You wish to leave the Hellhorde
so you can write picture books?
**[04:51] Kanadge**
Yes. It's been Gekkou's
dream since childhood.
**[04:55] Kanadge**
He previously abandoned the notion so he
could enter the family business,
**[04:59] Kanadge**
but he can't give up on it after all.
**[05:06] Gekkou**
Actually, I've changed
my mind about quitting!
**[05:08] Gekkou**
It'd be a nuisance if I quit
after swearing loyalty to you.
**[05:12] Gekkou**
Besides, it's too late for
me to try to become an author.
**[05:19] Hell-Lord**
Perhaps it is too late.
**[05:22] Hell-Lord**
Those who start sooner
get more opportunities,
**[05:26] Hell-Lord**
and their accumulated
skills grant them an advantage.
**[05:29] Gekkou**
Of course.
**[05:32] Hell-Lord**
However, that is no reason
to abandon your dream.
**[05:41] Hell-Lord**
Good luck, Gekkou.
**[05:43] Gekkou**
Yes, Your Majesty.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
**[05:59] Princess**
Panda, panda! Panda, panda!
**[06:03] Princess**
Fluffy, fluffy pandas!
**[06:06] Ex**
You go, girl! You go!
**[06:10] Princess**
Fluffy, fluffy panda! Fluffy, fluffy!
**[06:14] Princess**
What? For me?
**[06:16] Princess**
All right! I love donuts.
**[06:19] Princess**
Thanks for the food.
**[06:20] Princess**
Oh, I'm dreaming.
**[06:23] Jimochi**
Jimochi, Jimochi, Jimochi.
**[06:23] Princess**
I sometimes realize I'm
dreaming while I'm dreaming.
**[06:28] Princess**
And once I do…
**[06:31] Princess**
What's up with this world?
**[06:32] Princess**
There are a ton of pandas,
**[06:35] Princess**
and Jimochi is some kind of weird doll.
**[06:39] Torture**
'Tis t-time for t-torture, Princess.
**[06:42] Princess**
Torture is stuck inside a
wall, and Datarma is…
**[06:47] Princess**
What the heck?
**[06:49] Torture**
Today's torture is pudding a la mode.
**[06:54] Princess**
I see. If I'm dreaming, then that means…
**[07:01] Princess**
I can succumb all I want!
**[07:07] Torture**
She's still asleep?
**[07:09] Ex**
After lunch, she declared, “I'm stuffed.
I'm sleepy,” and began to nap.
**[07:17] Torture**
Princess, it's time to—
**[07:19] Princess**
Every morning, His Majesty walks
through the north rose garden.
**[07:25] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[07:26] Princess**
The Commander of the Second Defense Force
has a habit of blinking before a large swing.
**[07:37] Princess**
His Majesty prefers hot baths.
**[07:40] Princess**
My younger sister is studying
abroad in an allied nation.
**[07:43] Princess**
Succumbing is awesome.
**[07:46] Princess**
It's the best.
**[07:47] Ex**
Your Highness! Your Highness!
**[07:49] Ex**
Please wake up! You're saying
disastrous things, Your Highness!
**[07:52] Princess**
I'm too embarrassed to tell Ex, but…
**[07:57] Princess**
When I just became a commander,
**[08:01] Princess**
I made it through that difficult time
because of Ex's encouragement.
**[08:05] Princess**
Thank you.
**[08:08] Ex**
Oh, Your Highness.
**[08:12] Ex**
Your Highness.
**[08:13] Princess**
Torture.
**[08:16] Princess**
Thanks for all the tasty meals.
**[08:19] Princess**
I have so much fun with you.
**[08:26] Torture**
Well, well. That was quite the juicy secret.
**[08:30] Ex**
Honestly, Your Highness.
**[08:34] Torture**
I've heard enough secrets for today.
**[08:36] Torture**
She seems happy. Why
don't we let her sleep?
**[08:41] Ex**
Agreed.
**[08:45] Princess**
Hooray!
**[08:47] Princess**
Jello is so tasty!
**[08:51] Princess**
I'll never stop succumbing!
***SIGN*** All You Can Succumb
**[08:55] Princess**
Succumb, submit, surrender, bang!
**[09:01] Ex**
Synonyms that start with S!
**[09:03] Panda**
Fluffy, fluffy panda!
***SIGN*** All You Can Succumb
**[09:05] Princess**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** The princess
kept sleeping
**[09:15] Princess**
Huh?
**[09:18] Princess**
It's nighttime?
**[09:19] Princess**
Oh, right. I took a nap.
**[09:23] Princess**
Huh? What about today's torture?
**[09:25] Princess**
Was it canceled because I was asleep?
**[09:31] Princess**
In that case, Torture, you've gone soft.
**[09:35] Princess**
Today was a total victory for me.
**[09:53] Na**
* That day, researchers lost control*
* of the spell they were developing,*
**[09:58] Na**
*turning everyone in Hellholm…*
**[10:03] Na**
*into little children.*
**[10:06] Hell-Lord**
Well, this isn't good.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[10:14] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[10:18] Ex**
The torture's still on?
**[10:19] Princess**
I heard what happened.
**[10:21] Princess**
I'll never succumb now that you're a child.
**[10:25] Torture**
This may be difficult, true.
**[10:28] Torture**
The Hell-Lord said…
**[10:30] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
You needn't strain yourself.
Take the day off.
**[10:32] Torture**
…something similar.
**[10:34] Torture**
However, I would like to
see what I can still do.
**[10:38] Princess**
Okay, good luck. I promise I'll give in.
**[10:41] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[10:43] Princess**
That was close. I nearly got carried away.
**[10:46] Ex**
To where, exactly?
**[10:47] Princess**
Seeing children try their best makes you
want to support them unconditionally.
**[10:50] Princess**
However, I am the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[10:56] Princess**
I will never support children
trying their best!
**[10:59] Ex**
You've reached an odd conclusion in your
confused state, but in any case, good luck.
**[11:04] Torture**
Today's torture is this.
**[11:06] Torture**
Oof.
***SIGN*** Sugar Candy
**[11:10] Torture**
Sugar candy!
**[11:15] Torture**
They're like little stars. Just
looking at them is exciting.
**[11:19] Torture**
And when you eat them…
**[11:26] Torture**
They're sweet and fill you with joy.
**[11:31] Ex**
What?!
**[11:34] Princess**
I'll talk.
**[11:36] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[11:38] Princess**
Tiny Torture is too cute.
**[11:41] Ex**
Your Highness, hang in there.
**[11:43] Princess**
She's gonna carry me away.
**[11:45] Ex**
Carry you where?
**[11:48] Torture**
This isn't the only
torture I've prepared.
**[11:51] Torture**
Oof.
***SIGN*** Fruit Candy on a String
**[11:53] Torture**
Ta-da! Candy on a string.
**[11:56] Torture**
Select one of these strings and pull.
**[12:00] Torture**
You'll find that there's
candy on the end of the string.
**[12:04] Torture**
The candies come in a variety
of flavors and sizes,
**[12:07] Torture**
so it's exciting to see
which one you'll get.
**[12:10] Torture**
Go ahead, Princess.
**[12:12] Princess**
All right.
**[12:18] Torture**
That's the biggest candy!
**[12:20] Torture**
Incredible, Princess! You're so lucky!
**[12:25] Princess**
You want it?
**[12:25] Torture**
Can I have it?
**[12:27] Torture**
All right! Thank you.
**[12:34] Torture**
So yummy.
**[12:43] Princess**
The empire directly employs a secret
order of knights known as Zero Legion.
**[12:48] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[12:48] Princess**
The empire directly employs a secret
order of knights known as Zero Legion.
**[12:49] Torture**
All right! I got a secret!
**[12:53] Princess**
Good for you. Good for you. Good for you.
**[12:56] Ex**
Why do you keep saying that?
**[12:59] Princess**
Good for you.
**[13:04] Hell-Lord**
Zero Legion?
**[13:06] Kanadge**
Yes, Your Majesty.
**[13:07] Kanadge**
The Princess mentioned it.
**[13:09] Hell-Lord**
Seriously? That's a cool name.
**[13:16] Princess**
Tiny Torture was so cute.
**[13:20] Princess**
I succumbed without realizing it.
**[13:23] Ex**
Security should be weak while
all the demons are children.
**[13:27] Ex**
Wouldn't it be possible to escape?
**[13:29] Youki**
Princess-chan!
**[13:31] Inki**
Hey.
**[13:32] Youki**
I feel so light.
**[13:34] Princess**
You-chan, In-chan?
***SIGN*** Harm-Marshal
Youki
***SIGN*** Harm-Marshal
Inki
**[13:36] Princess**
You're both so cute.
**[13:39] Youki**
Did you finish your torture?
**[13:41] Inki**
If you're done, let's play.
**[13:42] Youki**
Let's play.
**[13:44] Princess**
Yeah, let's play.
**[13:46] Giant**
Princess.
**[13:48] Giant**
Let us join in.
***SIGN*** Combat Soldier Fourth Class
& Pain-Private
Giant
***SIGN*** Beastmaster
Krall
***SIGN*** Krall Regiment
Combat Solider
Mad Wolf
**[13:51] Krall**
Let us join.
**[13:54] Princess**
You're smaller than me, Master Mama.
**[13:57] Giant**
I was a child once, too, you know.
**[14:01] Princess**
And Krall-chan, you were
totally different back then.
**[14:03] Princess**
Still cute, though.
**[14:05] Krall**
‘Course I'm cute.
**[14:09] Princess**
Vanilla-chan?
***SIGN*** Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
**[14:11] Vanilla**
As a member of the noble House of Peschutz,
it's not like I want to play.
**[14:16] Princes**
I want to play with you, Vanilla-chan.
**[14:23] Vanilla**
Then let's play.
**[14:25] Youki**
C'mon, Princess-chan. Let's play.
**[14:27] Giant**
Let's play.
**[14:27] Krall**
Let's play.
**[14:28] Youki**
Let's play.
**[14:29] Princess**
Okay, okay. Let's play.
**[14:30] Inki**
Hooray.
**[14:32] Princess**
What should we play together?
**[14:35] Vanilla**
Let's play trains.
**[14:36] Youki**
Tag.
**[14:37] Princess**
Okay. Let's do it all.
**[14:40] Ex**
Doesn't look like we'll be escaping.
**[14:42] Na**
* With that quiet thought, Ex decided*
* not to think any further on it.*
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[14:55] Torture**
‘Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[14:59] Princess**
You've grown since yesterday.
**[15:01] Torture**
Apparently, the spell gradually fades.
**[15:03] Torture**
I'll be back to normal by tomorrow.
**[15:05] Princess**
I see.
**[15:06] Ex**
Why are you wearing school uniforms, though?
**[15:09] Ex**
Does the spell make your
clothes younger, too?
**[15:11] Torture**
No. I simply didn't want
to waste the opportunity.
**[15:15] Ex**
Waste the opportunity?
**[15:16] Torture**
Today's torture is…
**[15:22] Princess**
What's wrong?
**[15:23] Torture**
Nothing. Today's torture is…
**[15:26] Torture**
Meat and potato stew.
**[15:29] Princess**
I can already smell its delicious aroma.
**[15:31] Princess**
But I am the Princess and Commander of—
**[15:33] Torture**
Wait.
**[15:35] Torture**
Please wait.
**[15:40] Torture**
The truth is, my cooking skills were
reverted along with my appearance.
**[15:46] Torture**
It didn't turn out like I wanted.
**[15:48] Princess**
Torture, your hands.
**[15:52] Torture**
I'm so embarrassed.
**[15:55] Torture**
At the time, I didn't cook
much, so I was unsuccessful.
**[16:00] Torture**
Let's cancel today's torture after all.
**[16:03] Torture**
I doubt this stew tastes any good.
**[16:12] Princess**
Be more confident in yourself, Torture!
**[16:14] Princess**
You may lack skill, but
you did your best, right?
**[16:17] Princess**
Don't worry.
**[16:18] Princess**
I'll be able to taste the effort.
**[16:21] Princess**
I'm sure I'll give in!
**[16:26] Torture**
Princess…
**[16:30] Ex**
How exactly are you approaching
this situation, Your Highness?
**[16:36] Princess**
Let's give it a taste.
**[16:57] Princess**
It's good.
**[17:00] Princess**
It's hot and flavorful,
**[17:03] Princess**
and the slight sweetness spreads
the moment you take a bite.
**[17:08] Princess**
This is worthy of succumbing to.
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[17:19] Hell-Lord**
I am overflowing with power.
**[17:21] Hell-Lord**
So this is youth.
**[17:23] Hell-Lord**
There isn't anything I
particularly wish to do,
**[17:26] Hell-Lord**
but I have so much excess energy.
**[17:32] Kanadge**
It sure does feel like
that when you're young.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[17:44] Princess**
You're back to normal.
**[17:46] Torture**
Yes, thankfully.
**[17:48] Princess**
I'm happy for you.
**[17:49] Torture**
Thank you.
**[17:51] Torture**
Now then…
**[17:54] Torture**
‘Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[17:59] Torture**
Today's torture is pizza.
**[18:02] Princess**
Pizza, you say?
**[18:03] Princess**
This is bad, Ex. Pizza is my favorite food.
**[18:07] Ex**
You have a lot of favorites.
**[18:09] Ex**
Is there any food you don't like?
**[18:12] Princess**
What?
**[18:16] Princess**
Cough syrup, maybe?
***SIGN*** Over the Counter
***SIGN*** Cold
***SIGN*** Syrup A
**[18:18] Ex**
That's a low-risk OTC medication!
**[18:20] Princess**
No, wait. The syrup is pretty tasty, too.
**[18:23] Torture**
May I begin the torture?
**[18:25] Princess**
Oh, right. Pizza, was it?
**[18:27] Ex**
If it's your favorite,
will you confess again?
**[18:30] Princess**
Don't lose heart, Ex.
**[18:32] Princess**
Pizza may be my favorite food, but
there's a broad variety of pizza.
***SIGN*** Love
Hate
**[18:36] Princess**
It's likely they'll serve a type
of pizza that I don't enjoy.
***SIGN*** Hate
**[18:40] Ex**
I see.
**[18:41] Princess**
Now what kind of pizza will you
torture me with? Bring it on.
**[18:45] Torture**
It's not here yet.
**[18:47] Princess**
What?
**[18:51] Torture**
We're going to order it now.
**[18:53] Princess**
Seriously?
**[18:55] Torture**
Here's the pizza delivery menu.
***SIGN*** Tomato Ceremony
***SIGN*** Mayo Potato
**[18:58] Torture**
Any pizza you like will be delivered here.
**[19:02] Princess**
Any pizza I like? You mean I
can choose whatever I want?
**[19:06] Torture**
Yes.
**[19:07] Torture**
If you tell me a secret, I will
order whatever pizza you like.
**[19:12] Princess**
What's this pizza?
**[19:14] Princess**
There's cheese inside the crust!
***SIGN*** All Pizzas
**[19:17] Princess**
Are they dumb?! They must be dumb!
**[19:20] Ex**
Your Highness, your face has “I love this
kind of nonsense” written all over it.
**[19:24] Princess**
What should I get? I can't decide.
**[19:27] Ex**
Are we assuming you'll divulge a secret?
**[19:30] Princess**
That was close.
**[19:32] Princess**
I nearly let her sweet talk me.
**[19:35] Ex**
All Torture did was hand you the menu.
**[19:38] Princess**
Don't worry, Ex. I'm fine now.
**[19:41] Princess**
I won't choose a pizza to order.
**[19:44] Ex**
Are you sure about that?
**[19:46] Princess**
Choosing one of these pizzas
from all these choices
**[19:49] Princess**
would be like choosing just
one citizen of the empire.
**[19:52] Princess**
As royalty, I could never do that.
**[19:55] Princess**
All the people should be loved equally.
**[19:58] Ex**
I have no idea what you're saying, but as
long as you won't give in, that's fine.
**[20:02] Torture**
If you're having trouble
choosing, how about this?
***SIGN*** Choose Any Pizza
**[20:06] Princess**
Half and half?
**[20:07] Princess**
They can put the toppings for
two types on one pizza?
**[20:11] Princess**
Such avarice. To be able to choose two…
**[20:17] Princess**
The people wouldn't get lonely
if I chose two of them, right?
**[20:19] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[20:21] Torture**
Additionally, behold.
***SIGN*** Pizza Pizza 4
**[20:22] Torture**
Pizza pizza four.
**[20:23] Princess**
Four?
**[20:26] Torture**
It's has four varieties of
toppings on a single pizza.
**[20:31] Princess**
Four types on one pizza? That's…
**[20:37] Princess**
That's a whole freaking family.
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[20:45] Princess**
So good.
**[20:48] Princess**
The cheese is so melty.
**[20:48] Torture**
The location of the hideout
the emperor uses to meditate.
**[20:50] Princess**
The people must be happy, too.
**[20:53] Torture**
This secret should satisfy His Majesty.
**[20:57] Hell-Lord**
What?
**[20:58] Hell-Lord**
Is that true?
**[21:00] Hell-Lord**
You won the newbie award
for your picture book?
***SIGN*** Former Undercover Agent
Dark Ninja Gekkou
**[21:03] Gekkou**
Yes.
**[21:05] Kanadge**
Take a look at this.
***SIGN*** Shujansha New Picture Book
Author Award Results
**[21:07] Kanadge**
He won an honorable mention for his
submission “What's a Ninja?”
**[21:11] Gekkou**
I'd been drawing a bit even before
I quit, and one of those books won.
**[21:17] Gekkou**
It's a miracle.
**[21:20] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh. There's no
such thing as miracles.
**[21:25] Hell-Lord**
Your hard work simply paid off.
**[21:30] Gekkou**
Thank you.
**[21:32] Hell-Lord**
Congratulations! Geh-heh-heh.
**[21:37] Na**
*His fifth book,* Gekkou the
Ninja*, became a massive hit,*
**[21:40] Na**
*and in three years it would become an anime.*
**[23:17] Gekkou**
Good boys and girls, it's
time for Gekkou the Ninja.
***SIGN*** Gekkou the Ninja
**[23:23] All**
*Gekkou the Ninja!*
**[23:30] Gekkou**
*Gekkou the Ninja is off to work again.*
**[23:32] Gekkou**
* He's gonna torture bad*
* guys into submission.*
**[23:38] Gekkou**
*Ninja!*
# E12 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
**[00:08] (Flashback) Vanilla**
A proud lady like myself needs no friends!
**[00:12] (Flashback) Princess**
All right. I'll tell you a secret.
**[00:15] (Flashback) Ex**
Your Highness?
**[00:17] (Flashback) Princess**
I also believed that a proud
knight like myself needs no friends.
**[00:24] (Flashback) Princess**
But...
**[00:26] (Flashback) Princess**
The truth is...
**[00:27] (Flashback) Princess**
I wanted friends.
**[00:30] (Flashback) Vanilla**
Me, too.
**[00:38] Vanilla**
*My very first friend!*
**[00:41] Vanilla**
*I want to hang out with
her, just the two of us!*
**[00:45] Vanilla**
*But I'm the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz.*
**[00:49] Vanilla**
*It'd be totally unacceptable to invite her!*
**[00:53] Vanilla**
The princess should be the one who asks *me*!
**[00:55] Vanilla**
Nothing says a prisoner can't invite
her torturer to go have some fun!
**[01:01] Vanilla**
No, that's not it.
**[01:04] Vanilla**
It's not the family name that's stopping me.
**[01:08] Vanilla**
I just can't work up the courage.
**[01:11] Vanilla**
Blaming my upbringing
for my own cowardice...
**[01:14] Vanilla**
Some Peschutz I am!
**[01:17] Vanilla**
It's time to show my courage and rise up!
**[01:22] Vanilla**
But where could we even go?
**[01:32] Jimochi**
*Zoom!*
**[01:35] Jimochi**
*Yay!*
**[01:36] Princess**
*Wow!*
**[01:38] Princess**
*How did you do that?!*
**[01:40] Jimochi**
*Not telling!*
**[01:41] Ex**
What are you watching?
**[01:42] Princess**
*Not fair!*
**[01:42] Princess**
Oh, a video of Jimochi and me going
ice skating after ditching lessons.
**[01:47] Ex**
That damn geezer, I swear...
**[01:48] Princess**
*You're so awesome, Jimochi!*
**[01:49] Princess**
Man, I'd love to go skating again.
**[01:53] Ex**
Ice skating sounds great!
**[01:55] Princess**
You can skate, Ex?
**[01:57] Ex**
My specialty is the quadruple Salchow!
**[02:00] Princess**
Huh...
**[02:02] Ex**
Ah! You don't believe me!
**[02:04] Vanilla**
*Ice skating! That's it!*
**[02:08] Narration**
*The House of Peschutz.*
**[02:10] Narration**
*Descended from Melaarc Peschutz,*
**[02:13] Narration**
*the clandestine right-hand
man of the first Hell-Lord,*
**[02:16] Narration**
*they are a noble clan of vampires.*
**[02:18] Narration**
*They will use any means necessary to
achieve their ends, stopping at nothing.*
**[02:23] Narration**
*Rumors say they are the most ruthlessly
brutal among the Hellhorde.*
***SIGN*** Current Head
Aliotto Peschutz
**[02:30] Aliotto**
Book it out!
***SIGN*** Aliotto's Wife
Extrac Peschutz
**[02:33] Extrac**
What's the matter, dear?
**[02:35] Aliotto**
Honey!
**[02:36] Aliotto**
We need to book out all of Peschutz
Ice Skating Rink for tomorrow!
**[02:40] Extrac**
Book it out?
**[02:41] Extrac**
That's impossible on such short notice.
**[02:43] Extrac**
We have group reservations—
**[02:44] Aliotto**
Listen to what Vanilla-chan just told me!
**[02:48] (Flashback) Vanilla**
Papa.
**[02:49] (Flashback) Vanilla**
Can I get a ticket for the ice rink?
**[02:53] (Flashback) Aliotto**
Vanilla-chan, you know you can ask the
front desk and get in without a ticket.
**[02:57] (Flashback) Vanilla**
Ah, um, well...
**[03:01] (Flashback) Vanilla**
I wanted to go with a friend.
**[03:04] (Flashback) Aliotto**
A friend?!
**[03:06] Aliotto**
Fr-Frie... Friend... Fr...
**[03:06] (Flashback) Vanilla**
Yeah.
**[03:08] (Flashback) Vanilla**
The other day, for the first time...
**[03:10] (Flashback) Vanilla**
I made a friend.
**[03:12] Aliotto**
Fr-Friend...
**[03:12] (Flashback) Vanilla**
I made a friend...
**[03:18] Extrac**
Let's book it out!
**[03:20] Aliotto**
So that Vanilla-chan can spend a
day having fun with her friend!
**[03:24] Extrac**
The cancellation fees for the reservations
are a small price to pay!
**[03:29] Narration**
*They will use any means necessary to
achieve their ends, stopping at nothing.*
**[03:33] Narration**
*That is the way of the
noble House of Peschutz.*
**[03:41] Vanilla**
Hmm...
**[03:42] Vanilla**
I don't think this is it.
**[03:44] Vanilla**
I know!
**[03:47] Vanilla**
The outfit I saved to wear
on a special occasion.
**[03:55] Vanilla**
There we go!
**[03:56] Vanilla**
Perfect for my first time
hanging out with a friend!
***SIGN*** Peschutz Ice Skating Rink
***SIGN*** Notice for Visitors
We are booked today for
a private event.
We apologize to all
of our customers.
Thank you for your
understanding.
**[04:08] Princess**
Wow! This place is huge!
**[04:10] Princess**
Not a scratch on the ice!
**[04:13] Vanilla**
What do you think, Princess?
**[04:15] Vanilla**
The noble House of Peschutz
**[04:16] Vanilla**
is focused more on the sports industry
than vampire services nowadays.
**[04:20] Ex**
Vampirism is a business now?
**[04:22] Vanilla**
This ice rink is operated
by the Peschutz family!
**[04:25] Vanilla**
Thanks to my noble powers,
it's booked out for the day!
**[04:29] Princess**
B-Booked out?!
**[04:31] Vanilla**
Well?
**[04:31] Vanilla**
Do you feel humbled?
**[04:32] Princess**
That's amazing, Vanilla-chan!
**[04:36] Vanilla**
Yeah...
**[04:38] Vanilla**
Well, the amazing ones are
actually Mama and Papa.
**[04:41] Vanilla**
O-Okay, should we skate toge—
**[04:44] Princess**
I get it.
**[04:45] Princess**
So today's torture is ice skating!
**[04:47] Vanilla**
Huh?
**[04:48] Princess**
You prepared this torture knowing
that I wanted to go skating!
**[04:52] Princess**
Pretty good, Vanilla-chan!
**[04:55] Vanilla**
I-I sure am!
**[04:57] Princess**
But you forget that I'm the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion!
**[05:02] Princess**
I will not lose to ice skating!
**[05:05] Vanilla**
*Dang it!*
**[05:06] Vanilla**
*Now it's being treated like torture!*
**[05:10] Princess**
Go on!
**[05:10] Princess**
Show me your skating form!
**[05:13] Princess**
If I end up tempted and step
into the rink, I lose!
**[05:15] Princess**
Well, I'll definitely resist, though!
**[05:17] Ex**
If only you had more to show
for that big talk of yours...
**[05:20] Princess**
Go on now, Vanilla-chan!
**[05:23] Vanilla**
Ah, yeah...
**[05:26] Vanilla**
Okay, Princess.
**[05:29] Vanilla**
Time for your torture...
**[05:39] Vanilla**
*Ah, whoops.*
**[05:41] Vanilla**
*I've never ice skated before.*
**[05:44] Vanilla**
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
**[05:48] Vanilla**
*I was too busy thinking about
hanging out with the princess!*
**[05:51] Vanilla**
*I completely forgot that I can't skate!*
**[05:54] Vanilla**
*And my clumsy way of inviting her
made her think this is torture...*
**[05:59] Vanilla**
*Ah, jeez!*
**[06:04] Vanilla**
*If I knew this would happen...*
**[06:07] Vanilla**
*I wouldn't have worked up my courage...*
**[06:23] Princess**
I made it!
**[06:25] Vanilla**
Princess?
**[06:27] Vanilla**
Um, by entering the rink...
**[06:29] Princess**
Yeah, I admit defeat.
**[06:32] Princess**
But more importantly, I'm
glad you didn't fall over.
**[06:38] Vanilla**
Prinshess!
**[06:41] Princess**
Huh?
**[06:41] Princess**
What's wrong, Vanilla-chan?
**[06:43] Princess**
Calm down!
**[06:44] Princess**
I'll tell you a secret!
**[06:46] Vanilla**
You don't need to do that!
**[06:48] Princess**
Huh? Why not?
**[06:50] Vanilla**
B-Because...
**[06:52] Vanilla**
t-today wasn't supposed to be...
**[06:54] Princess**
Wait, this wasn't torture, and you
just wanted to go skating with me?
**[07:01] Vanilla**
N-No way!
**[07:03] Vanilla**
It's not like I'd ever... ever...
**[07:10] Princess**
It's fine, I'll share a secret.
**[07:14] Princess**
Today's secret is...
**[07:16] Princess**
the imperial technique to
get better at skating!
**[07:29] Princess**
Yeah, that's it.
**[07:31] Princess**
Try not to kick backwards, but
use the side of your foot.
**[07:35] Princess**
Well? Think you got it?
**[07:37] Vanilla**
Yeah.
**[07:38] Vanilla**
This is fun!
**[07:40] Princess**
Glad to hear it!
**[07:43] Princess**
Vanilla-chan, that outfit
looks great on you.
**[07:47] Princess**
So cute!
**[07:48] Vanilla**
Prinshess!
***SIGN*** The two of them
had fun
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
**[07:52] Princess**
Up you go!
**[07:54] Vanilla**
Up I go?!
**[07:58] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[08:05] Torture**
Is something the matter?
**[08:06] Torture**
You seem quite listless.
**[08:09] Torture**
Are you feeling unwell?
**[08:10] Princess**
What?!
**[08:11] Princess**
H-Hmph! In your dreams!
**[08:15] Princess**
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion!
**[08:18] Princess**
I'm in tip-top shape at all times!
**[08:20] Princess**
There's no way that I'd be feeling sick!
**[08:25] Torture**
Did you think the slightest change
to your condition would escape me?
**[08:32] Torture**
37.2 degrees.
**[08:34] Princess**
See?
**[08:35] Princess**
Told you it wasn't a big deal!
**[08:37] Torture**
What are you talking about?
**[08:39] Torture**
Considering your normal body temperature,
this is plenty worrisome.
**[08:44] Torture**
I'm sure you must be feeling quite ill.
**[08:47] Torture**
Ex, whose power is intertwined with you,
is all tuckered out and silent.
**[08:53] Torture**
I'll call off today's torture,
so please get some rest.
**[08:59] Princess**
I'm an Imperial Commander,
and yet you take pity on me?
**[09:04] Princess**
How utterly insulting!
**[09:09] Princess**
It's so soft and warm!
**[09:14] Princess**
During marches, I would have
to camp outside a lot.
**[09:19] Princess**
My body's capable of sleeping comfortably
even in rocky areas and other hard places...
**[09:23] Princess**
But a futon really does feel so nice!
**[09:27] Torture**
Would you prefer congee or udon for lunch?
**[09:31] Princess**
I get to pick?!
**[09:32] Princess**
Um, in that case...
**[09:35] Princess**
Udon!
**[09:45] Princess**
It's good!
**[09:48] Princess**
Pudding!
**[09:50] Princess**
I can have it?
**[09:51] Torture**
It's a special treat for today.
**[09:55] Princess**
Hooray!
***SIGN*** Demon World
Shocking
***SIGN*** 5th Appearance
After 10 Years
***SIGN*** Actor: Kyo Yoshizawa
**[10:01] Emcee**
*How've you been?*
**[10:03] Emcee**
*Did you cut your hair?*
**[10:04] Bamboo Pole Truck**
Bamboo! Bamboo poles!
**[10:04] Emcee**
* Boy, we received more*
* flowers than ever today!*
**[10:09] Emcee**
*Huh? There's even some from Hige and Nazca!*
**[10:13] Emcee**
*Ah, you starred in that drama with them!*
**[10:16] Torture**
That should do it.
**[10:17] Torture**
Princess, are you thirsty?
***SIGN*** The princess
got some sleep
**[10:29] Hell-Lord**
What?
**[10:30] Hell-Lord**
The princess caught a cold?
**[10:32] Kanadge**
Yes.
**[10:33] Kanadge**
Torture is currently nursing
her back to health.
**[10:35] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[10:37] Hell-Lord**
Hope she feels better.
**[10:39] Kanadge**
It seems that humans have difficulty with
the Demon World's wild temperature swings.
**[10:44] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[10:46] Hell-Lord**
Humans are such fragile
and delicate creatures.
**[10:50] Hell-Lord**
So be it!
**[10:51] Hell-Lord**
If that's the case, then let her keep
the futon even after she recovers!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
***SIGN*** The princess made
a full recovery
**[11:12] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[11:17] Princess**
What's wrong, Torture?
**[11:18] Princess**
You don't seem very chipper.
**[11:19] Torture**
No, that's not true at all...
**[11:23] Princess**
Did you think the slightest
change to your condition...
**[11:26] Princess**
would escape me?!
**[11:29] Torture**
Well done, Princess.
**[11:31] Torture**
It seems I can't keep a secret from you.
**[11:33] Princess**
What happened?
**[11:35] Torture**
This is classified information, actually...
**[11:37] Torture**
but there are going to be
personnel transfers tomorrow.
**[11:40] Ex**
The Hellhorde's got personnel
shakeups, too, huh?
**[11:43] Princess**
By personnel transfers, you mean
like changing departments?
**[11:48] Torture**
Yes.
**[11:49] Torture**
In other words, our torture
sessions together...
**[11:53] Torture**
might end after today.
**[11:55] Princess**
What?!
**[11:57] Princess**
As a high-ranking grand inquisitor,
shouldn't you be safe?!
**[12:01] Torture**
Torturers are a specialist position,
so transfers are very rare.
**[12:05] Torture**
But I can't say for certain.
**[12:07] Torture**
There's also the possibility of being moved
from the trenches to a board position.
**[12:11] Torture**
And not just me, of course.
**[12:13] Torture**
Someone else could end up
being transferred as well.
**[12:16] Princess**
No way...
**[12:17] Princess**
And tomorrow's the announcement...
**[12:20] Princess**
Will you be notified before then?
**[12:22] Torture**
No.
**[12:23] Torture**
On the morning of, it will
be posted by the entrance.
***SIGN*** Hellhorde Personnel
***SIGN*** Hellhorde Personnel
**[12:27] Ex**
What is this, a classroom shuffle?
**[12:29] Torture**
Of course, I could continue to
be entrusted with you as well.
**[12:35] Princess**
Torture...
**[12:37] Princess**
Even if they split us up, we should
still grab lunch together...
**[12:41] Ex**
What is this, a classroom shuffle?
**[12:42] Torture**
Oh, my apologies.
**[12:44] Torture**
I didn't mean to make things so somber.
**[12:47] Torture**
This might be our last time, so we
wouldn't want to end on such a sad note!
**[12:52] Princess**
I will not give in!
**[12:55] Princess**
When you said that this
might be our last time,
**[12:57] Princess**
I made up my mind to never give in today!
**[13:00] Princess**
Torture! You'll never make
me surrender as you are!
**[13:06] Princess**
Not while you're alone, that is!
**[13:12] Ex**
What?
**[13:16] Torture**
Is that right?
**[13:17] Torture**
Then I suppose I have no
choice but to call for help.
**[13:22] Torture**
The final torture...
**[13:24] Torture**
Everyone, assemble!
**[13:28] Vanilla**
Here we go, Prinshess!
**[13:30] Maomao-Chan**
Here we come!
**[13:31] Group**
Get ready, Princess-chan!
**[13:35] Torture**
Prepare yourself, Princess!
**[13:37] Princess**
Let's go!
**[13:39] Princess**
I am the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion!
**[13:43] Princess**
I will never submit to such
feeble torture as this!
**[13:54] Demon A**
Where'd you end up?
**[13:55] Demon B**
It says I'm in the Fourth Army!
***SIGN*** The next day
**[13:57] Demon C**
Whoa, look who's moving up.
**[13:59] Demon D**
Wowie.
**[14:00] Demon E**
We'll need to celebrate.
***SIGN*** Hellhorde Personnel
**[14:10] Princess**
Torture!
**[14:12] Torture**
Princess?!
**[14:14] Torture**
What are you doing out—
**[14:18] Princess**
Awesome! We're all together again!
**[14:22] Inki**
G-Grand Inquisitor.
**[14:25] Inki**
It's an honor to report to you again.
**[14:29] Youki**
We'll torture 'em real good!
**[14:35] Torture**
Princess, I look forward to
spending more time together.
**[14:39] Princess**
Yeah!
**[14:40] Princess**
Just know that I won't surrender!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[16:43] Princess**
Where am I?
**[16:45] Hell-Lord**
So you've come to.
**[16:52] Hell-Lord**
We've been reincarnated in another world.
**[16:57] Princess**
What?
**[16:59] Ex**
What's the meaning of this?
**[17:01] Princess**
The Hell-Lord's body double!
**[17:02] Princess**
Please explain this!
***SIGN*** The princess and Ex think the Hell-Lord is his own body double
**[17:04] Hell-Lord**
Just as we'd all gathered
for a game of basketball...
**[17:10] Hell-Lord**
Do you remember the lightning strike
during that sudden thunderstorm?
**[17:14] Hell-Lord**
It looks like that caused our
reincarnation in this parallel world.
**[17:19] Hell-Lord**
We're still alive, so maybe it's
teleportation to a parallel world?
**[17:22] Hell-Lord**
Either way, you see it all the time in anime.
**[17:25] Princess**
I don't watch anime.
**[17:26] Hell-Lord**
O-Oh.
**[17:28] Ex**
So we're in a different world than our own?
**[17:31] Princess**
How do we get back?
**[17:33] Hell-Lord**
The way it usually works is you can
go back once you save the world.
**[17:38] Hell-Lord**
I woke up around two hours
earlier than you did.
**[17:41] Hell-Lord**
I've been exploring our surroundings here.
**[17:45] Hell-Lord**
* It looks like this world is under the*
* reign of one known as the Black Monarch,*
**[17:50] Hell-Lord**
*who causes the populace great suffering.*
**[17:52] Ex**
*The Black Monarch?!*
**[17:53] Hell-Lord**
*To reach the Black Monarch's palace,*
**[17:56] Hell-Lord**
* one must vanquish the Four Horsemen of*
* Darkness, who reside in the Black Tower.*
***SIGN*** The Black Tower
**[18:02] Hell-Lord**
* As for the Four Horsemen, I defeated them*
* all while I happened to be out investigating.*
***SIGN*** The Four Horsemen of Darkness
**[18:07] Ex**
*You defeated them?!*
**[18:09] Hell-Lord**
*As I wandered the Dark Wastelands...*
***SIGN*** The Dark Wastelands
**[18:15] (Flashback) Garyuo**
Never thought someone would show
up and beat the Four Horsemen.
**[18:19] (Flashback) Garyuo**
But don't get cocky just yet.
**[18:22] (Flashback) Garyuo**
Did you know?
**[18:23] (Flashback) Garyuo**
The Four Horsemen of Darkness have
a Dark Power Level of 15 at best!
**[18:28] Ex**
*Explain this Dark Power Level thing first!*
**[18:31] (Flashback) Garyuo**
I am Garyuo!
***SIGN*** Garyuo
**[18:33] Garyuo**
My Dark Power Level is 100!
***SIGN*** Dark Power Level:
**[18:41] Hell-Lord**
*After defeating Garyuo,*
**[18:43] Hell-Lord**
* the Gate of Darkness leading*
* to the Black Palace appeared.*
**[18:47] Ex**
*Garyuo got done in with his introduction!*
***SIGN*** Gate of Darkness
**[18:51] Hell-Lord**
* I passed through the Gate of*
* Darkness to the Black Palace.*
***SIGN*** The Black Palace
**[18:54] Hell-Lord**
* Awaiting me there were the*
* Black Monarch's loyal minions:*
**[18:59] Hell-Lord**
*The Nine Darknesses.*
***SIGN*** Minions of the Black Monarch: The Nine Darknesses
**[19:00] Hell-Lord**
* All mighty warriors, with Dark*
* Power Levels exceeding 5,000.*
**[19:04] Ex**
* The irreversible power*
* inflation's already begun!*
**[19:08] Hell-Lord**
Well, I managed to take them
down after this and that,
**[19:11] Hell-Lord**
and thus, I reached the throne
room of the Black Monarch.
**[19:15] Ex**
"This and that" are all the
Nine Darknesses get, huh?
***SIGN*** Steamed Buns of Darkness
**[19:24] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
So you've made it this far.
***SIGN*** The Black Monarch
**[19:27] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
Unfortunately for you,
**[19:29] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
my Dark Power Level is...
**[19:31] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
980,000.
***SIGN*** Dark Power Level:
**[19:33] Ex**
* Now I feel sorry for Garyuo, showing*
* off with a Dark Power Level of 100.*
**[19:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
What's more, without the
heavenly dragons' treasure,
**[19:41] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
the Sacred Skymitar, my
body cannot be pierced.
**[19:44] Ex**
* Why is he giving you hints*
* on how to beat him?*
**[19:47] Hell-Lord**
* And so, I went into battle*
* against the Black Monarch!*
**[19:54] Ex**
*What's with the song?!*
**[20:03] Hell-Lord**
* No manner of slashing spell was able to*
* make even a scratch on the Black Monarch.*
**[20:11] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
Is that all you've got?!
**[20:12] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
My Soul of Darkness, imbued with
the power of the Black Moon,
**[20:15] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
has been led by the Dark Light and
burns darkly with the Black Flames,
**[20:19] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
mastering the Way of the Dark!
**[20:21] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
The Road of Darkness!
**[20:23] Ex**
*Dirt cheap prices on darkness!*
**[20:26] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
Now it's time I make my move.
**[20:28] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
I'll finish you off and engulf the world
in darkness with my Dark Power Level.
**[20:35] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
Black Sword!
**[20:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
Can you withstand my Special Dark Attack?!
**[20:47] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
Eh?
**[20:51] Hell-Lord**
*My slashing spells had no effect on him.*
**[20:56] Hell-Lord**
* So I punched the living*
* daylights out of him.*
**[21:09] Ex**
*Man, this is long...*
**[21:25] Hell-Lord**
And so, I vanquished the Black
Monarch, and returned here.
**[21:30] Ex**
So you saved the world in
two hours, give or take?
**[21:33] Group**
What?
**[21:35] Princess**
The body double saved the world?
**[21:37] Hell-Lord**
I normally try and act
with the utmost caution,
**[21:40] Hell-Lord**
but I couldn't forgive the Black Monarch
after learning of his evil deeds.
**[21:44] Hell-Lord**
Also, I've always dreamed of being
reincarnated in another world...
**[21:49] Hell-Lord**
So I got a little excited!
**[21:51] Hell-Lord**
So I got a little excited!
**[21:53] Hell-Lord**
So I got a little excited!
**[21:57] Ex**
Such strength for only a body double...
**[21:59] Princess**
Yeah, the Imperial Army's in danger.
**[22:02] Hell-Lord**
The Imperial Army commands a
much larger force than we do.
**[22:06] Hell-Lord**
Besides...
**[22:07] Hell-Lord**
What good can come from crushing your
opponent with overwhelming force?
**[22:18] Villager Man 1**
The Black Clouds have vanished!
**[22:20] Villager Woman 1**
Could it be that the Black Monarch...
**[22:23] Villager Man 2**
Th-That reminds me, earlier...
**[22:25] Villager Man 2**
A strange man came around asking
about the Black Monarch.
**[22:30] Village Elder**
It's the great hero...
**[22:33] Villager Man 3**
That can't be!
**[22:34] Villager Woman 2**
"When the world falls to darkness, a hero
bearing a sacred sword will appear."
**[22:39] Villager Woman 2**
The one from that legend?!
**[22:40] Villager Man 4**
Wait, the legend says that a new
calamity appears with the hero, too!
**[22:44] Villager Man 4**
The King of the Demon World!
**[22:46] Village Elder**
He must have defeated the King
of the Demon World as well.
**[22:52] Village Elder**
Praise be to the hero!
**[23:09] Youki**
Princess-chan!
**[23:10] Torture**
Just where have you two been?
**[23:14] Princess**
Man, looks like we ended
up in another world.
**[23:17] Kanadge**
I'm relieved to see you safe.
**[23:19] Maomao-Chan**
I was real worried after
you left all of a sudden!
**[23:22] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[23:23] Hell-Lord**
I'm sorry about that.
**[23:26] Hell-Lord**
Well then, let's take it from the top...
**[23:31] Hell-Lord**
And have ourselves a nice
game of basketball!
**[23:34] Group**
Yeah!
**[23:36] Narration**
*The torture will continue!*