'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess

As the war between the Imperial Army and Hellhorde rages on, the Princess, despite being armed with her mythical sword Excalibur, is captured and imprisoned. What kind of torture does she face at the hands of the chief demon interrogator? Fluffy fresh-baked toast! Hot, steaming ramen! Oh, the humanity! Can the Princess withstand these tormenting treats and keep her kingdom’s secrets safe?

Season 1

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[00:23] Soldier 1
    Your Highness!
[00:25] Soldier 1
    It'll be half a day until we reach the
    location where the monster was sighted.
[00:28] Princess
    Yes, I understand.
[00:30] Princess
    We've still got some way to
    go, but remain vigilant—
[00:40] Soldier 3
    It's here!
[00:46] Soldier 1
    That can't be!
[00:47] Soldier 1
    The monster came this way to attack us?!
[00:50] Soldier 1
    We're not prepared to go into combat!
[00:52] Princess
    Looks like we're in luck.
[00:54] Soldier 1
    What?!
[00:57] Princess
    We've been saved a half-day's
    worth of walking.
[01:01] Soldier 2
    It's no use!
[01:02] Soldier 2
    This thing's stronger than they said!
[01:03] Soldier 3
    W-We can't even get close!
[01:23] Princess
    Ex Seque Duel!
[01:38] Soldier 3
    A-A single blow!
[01:45] Soldier 3
    Your Highness!
[01:47] Soldier 1
    Well done, Your Highness!
[01:48] Soldier 2
    What fine swordsmanship!
[01:49] Soldier 3
    Our princess, and Commander
    of the Third Legion!
[01:51] Group
    Princess! Princess! Princess!
[01:57] Soldier 3
    A shout of victory!
[02:00] Group
    Princess! Princess! Princess!
[02:39] Ex
    Many moons have passed since the Imperial
    Army went to war with the Hellhorde.
[02:44] Ex
    I fell into the hands of the Hellhorde, and
    find myself imprisoned with Her Highness.
SIGN    Sentient Sacred Blade
    Ex
[02:51] Ex
    Her Highness has seen her fair share of war,
[02:54] Ex
    proving herself on the battlefield
    time and time again.
[02:56] Ex
    These indignities are hardly enough...
[03:00] Ex
    to break her will!
[03:51] Torture
    Princess.
[03:52] Torture
    Is there no way to get you to reveal
    the Royal Empire's secrets?
[03:58] Ex
    Save your breath.
[03:59] Ex
    Her Highness is not only a princess, but
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[04:04] Ex
    She would not so easily
    divulge imperial secrets.
[04:09] Torture
    Is that so?
[04:11] Torture
    In that case, though it pains me greatly...
[04:15] Torture
    Starting today, we will be subjecting
    you to full-blown torture.
SIGN    Hellhorde Grand Inquisitor
    
    
    
    Torture Tortura
[04:21] Ex
    Torture?!
[04:26] Ex
    Wait!
[04:27] Ex
    War prisoner conventions
    prohibit the use of torture!
[04:30] Torture
    Those are human laws, are they not?
[04:32] Princess
    Ex.
[04:34] Princess
    Don't worry about me.
[04:36] Ex
    Your Highness!
[04:37] Princess
    Sear me with flames and burn my
    body, but I will keep my silence.
[04:44] Ex
    Your Highness.
[04:52] Torture
    In that case...
[04:54] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[05:19] Ex
    What?
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[06:57] Ex
    What in the world?
[07:00] Torture
    'Tis toast.
[07:01] Ex
    Toast?!
[07:03] Ex
    And what exactly do you
    plan to do with that?!
[07:06] Ex
    Don't tell me you plan on
    enticing her with food!
[07:08] Ex
    She's not a child, you know!
[07:09] Princess
    Looks yummy...
[07:12] Ex
    Your Highness?
[07:13] Princess
    D-Don't get me wrong, Ex!
[07:15] Princess
    I'm not feeling tempted at all!
[07:16] Princess
    I simply gave my honest impression
    of how good it looks!
[07:18] Princess
    All human beings would feel the same way!
[07:20] Princess
    So I definitely didn't give
     in to temptation here...
[07:21] Ex
    Slow down!
[07:24] Princess
    I would never give in to
    the likes of mere toast!
[07:38] Princess
    Ah, I can see it...
[07:40] Princess
    I can just see it!
[07:42] Princess
    A carpet of gold!
[07:45] Princess
    The heads of wheat, heavy with grain...
[07:48] Princess
    just waiting to be harvested!
[07:53] Princess
    The yeast and unsalted butter
    performing in perfect harmony!

[08:00] Princess
    And most of all, that snow-white angel,
    the flour, with its fragrant aroma!

[08:09] Ex
    Your Highness?
[08:11] Princess
    You've got it wrong, Ex!
[08:12] Princess
    This is, um, you know!
[08:13] Princess
    Ah yes! That's it!
[08:14] Princess
    What I mean is not what you're thinking!
[08:16] Princess
    It's something else entirely!
[08:17] Princess
    See, don't you get it now?!
[08:18] Princess
    That's what I'm talking about!
[08:18] Ex
    Please wipe the drool off your face.
[08:20] Torture
    Shh.
[08:34] Princess
    I-I can hear it!
[08:36] Princess
    It sounds...
[08:37] Princess
    It sounds so tasty!
[08:39] Princess
    The crunchy, flame-seared surface.
[08:42] Princess
    A little burnt, which only makes it better!
[08:44] Princess
    As it's torn open, it refuses to stay
    silent and emits those dulcet tones!

[08:54] Princess
    And its chewy, moist interior!
[08:59] Princess
    Thank you!
[09:00] Princess
    Thank you, tasty sounds!
[09:05] Princess
    A hearty meal for the ears!
[09:09] Ex
    Your Highness?
[09:13] Ex
    Your Highness!
[09:15] Princess
    Curses...
[09:16] Princess
    I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[09:23] Princess
    I-I will never give in...
[09:27] Princess
    to your pathetic torture!
[09:29] Torture
    The torture isn't over yet.
[09:34] Torture
    'Tis a bowl of beef stew
    that has been eaten.
[09:36] Princess
    You wouldn't dare!
[09:38] Princess
    You fiend!
[09:45] Princess
    That has to taste amazing!
[10:27] Princess
    I'll talk...
[10:32] Torture
    I see.
[10:34] Torture
    So that's the weak point
    of the Imperial Army.
[10:37] Ex
    Your Highness...
[10:39] Torture
    It appears to be reliable information.
[10:42] Princess
    I did it.
[10:43] Princess
    I spilled the beans.
[10:45] Princess
    So let me have some toast.
[10:48] Princess
    Just one slice.
[10:50] Princess
    One slice is all I ask for!
[10:52] Torture
    One slice?
[10:54] Torture
    What are you saying?
[10:56] Torture
    You've already divulged your secrets.
[10:59] Torture
    In other words, we're done with you.
[11:03] Torture
    You won't get just one slice...
[11:06] Torture
    We'll throw a toast party!
[11:08] Princess
    Yay!
[11:11] Ex
    What..?
[11:15] Princess
    So yummy!
[11:18] Princess
    Untz, untz, untz!
[11:22] Ex
    Untz, untz, untz...
[11:22] Princess
    Untz, untz, untz!
SIGN    Grand
    Inquisitor's
     Chamber
[11:27] Torture
    What was that?
[11:29] Torture
    Our army is too feeble to win
    with a meager secret like that?
[11:33] Kanadge
    Yes.
[11:35] Torture
    Understood.
[11:36] Torture
    We will delay the princess's release
[11:39] Torture
    until I obtain information
    that our army can use.
[11:45] Torture
    Don't take it personally, Princess.
[11:50] Torture
    I'm doing this all for
    the sake of His Majesty.
[11:54] Torture
    Starting today, the princess will
    be tortured on a daily basis.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[12:11] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[12:18] Ex
    Grand Inquisitor Torture Tortura.
[12:23] Ex
    Her Highness may have been bested
    yesterday due to her hunger,
[12:27] Ex
    but thanks to your bread torture from
    yesterday, she's all bready today!
[12:31] Princess
    As in, full of bread!
[12:33] Ex
    Today's the day that Her Highness,
[12:35] Ex
    Princess and Commander of
    the Imperial Third Legion,
[12:38] Ex
    stands up to your torture!
[12:40] Ex
    Yes, no matter what you
    may subject her to...
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Sauce
SIGN    Cheese
SIGN    Extra-Spicy
    Sauce
[12:52] Ex
    Takoyaki?
[12:55] Ex
    Don't kid me with that takoyaki!
[12:57] Ex
    Like I said, Her Highness
    is all bready for you!
[13:01] Ex
    Besides, Her Highness was
    raised on the finest meals,
[13:04] Ex
    so she'd never be done in
    by such low-brow food!
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Sauce
SIGN    Cheese
SIGN    Extra-Spicy
    Sauce
[13:08] Ex
    Your Highness?
[13:10] Princess
    Th-That's right!
[13:12] Princess
    You can't sway me with something
    I've never eaten, like takoyaki!
[13:19] Princess
    I know what it is, at least.
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Crêpes
SIGN    Yakisoba
[13:22] Princess
    I'd always gaze out of the palace
    windows alone at the festivals.
[13:28] Princess
    The citizens bought them from stalls...
[13:31] Princess
    to eat with family! Lovers! Friends!
[13:35] Princess
    With smiles on their faces!
[13:41] Princess
    H-Honestly, I was so jealous of them...
[13:45] Ex
    She's crying!
[13:47] Torture
    Princess.
[13:50] Torture
    Would you like to try one?
[13:52] Ex
    You mustn't, Your Highness!
[13:55] Ex
    If you stuff your face with
    freshly-made takoyaki...
[14:00] Ex
    Your Highness!
[14:05] Ex
    But she looks happy!
[14:07] Batter
    Yum!
[14:08] Batter
    Yum!
[14:09] Batter
    Yum!
[14:10] Batter
    Yum!
[14:23] Princess
    Crispy on the outside!
[14:23] Batter
    Yum!
[14:25] Princess
    Gooey on the inside!
[14:27] Princess
    Plump octopus right in the middle...
[14:34] Princess
    Mingling!
[14:35] Princess
    The octopus and batter mingling
    as they dance in your mouth!

[14:40] Princess
    The way it asserts itself as
    it passes down your throat!

[14:43] Princess
    Its faint warmth even as
    it reaches your stomach!

[14:46] Princess
    A carnival of joy in every bodily organ!
[14:52] Princess
    So this is...
[14:54] Princess
    T-A-K-O-yaki!
SIGN    Truly
SIGN    Ambrosial
SIGN    Kaleidoscope of
SIGN    Octopus
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[15:03] Torture
    I see.
[15:05] Torture
    So that's where the Imperial
    Army hid its ultimate weapon.
[15:10] Princess
    Take a look, Ex!
[15:12] Princess
    I grilled this one myself!
[15:14] Princess
    There's cheese inside!
[15:16] Princess
    Crispy and gooey! Plump and gooey!
[15:16] Ex
    Crispy and gooey... Plump and gooey...
SIGN    Grand
    Inquisitor's
     Chamber
[15:20] Torture
    Excuse me?
[15:22] Torture
    His Majesty said what?
[15:25] Kanadge
    That's right.
SIGN    Attendant to the Hell-Lord
SIGN    Kanadge
[15:29] Kanadge
    He said, "I'm too scared to
    use a weapon that powerful."
[15:38] Torture
    I see.
[15:40] Torture
    I suppose that's that if he's scared.
[15:42] Torture
    I shall have to come up
    with a different torture.
[15:46] Torture
    'Tis quite late already.
[15:48] Torture
    I must retire for the night soon.
[15:51] Torture
    That's it!
SIGN    The Next Day,
    Midnight
[15:58] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[16:01] Ex
    Torture this late at night?
[16:03] Ex
    Does the Hellhorde know no manners?
[16:05] Torture
    I do apologize.
[16:07] Torture
    However, I chose this time for a reason.
[16:11] Princess
    I've got it, Ex.
[16:13] Princess
    She must plan on using sleep
    deprivation to torture me.
[16:16] Ex
    I see!
[16:17] Ex
    It's true that sleep deprivation would
    be excruciating for the average person.
[16:21] Ex
    However, Your Highness is Princess and
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[16:26] Ex
    You've faced fierce battlefields
    with no room to rest,
[16:29] Ex
    fighting for nights on end without sleep.
[16:32] Princess
    Yeah.
[16:33] Princess
    I also pulled four all-nighters in
    a row once playing video games.
[16:35] Ex
    You can leave that part out!
[16:37] Princess
    Anyway, I'm used to going without sleep!
[16:40] Princess
    I can handle however
    many hours you throw at me!
[16:42] Torture
    Unfortunately, Princess, today's torture
    does not involve depriving you of sleep.
[16:47] Princess
    What?
[16:53] Princess
    This smell! This warmth!
[16:56] Princess
    This devastating power!
[17:00] Princess
    S-Surely you wouldn't!
[17:02] Princess
    Not this late at night!
[17:07] Princess
    Ramen?!
[17:09] Stomach
    Growl...
SIGN    Growl
[17:12] Princess
    My stomach was getting ready to go to sleep,
[17:14] Princess
    but it's bolted awake from the visual
    stimulation and smell of the ramen!

[17:17] Princess
    My stomach is like an
    excited little kid now!

SIGN    Stomach
[17:20] Stomach
    Gimme that ramen!
[17:22] Ex
    You mustn't, Your Highness!
[17:24] Ex
    Take a closer look!
[17:25] Ex
    That's not just any ramen!
[17:27] Ex
    That rich and creamy ramen broth!
[17:30] Ex
    Eating that this late at
    night is bad for you!
[17:33] Ex
    You'll upset your stomach!
[17:35] Princess
    Ex, I know all too well...
[17:38] Princess
    How criminal it is to eat ramen
    in the middle of the night.
[17:41] Princess
    How stupid it is.
[17:42] Princess
    The inevitable guilt.
[17:46] Princess
    That's what makes it taste so good!
[17:49] Ex
    Your Highness!
[17:50] Torture
    'Tis time to eat.
[18:03] Princess
    I want some!
[18:05] Ex
    Stay strong, Your Highness!
[18:22] Ex
    Your Highness!
[18:23] Ex
    Your Highness!
[18:25] Ex
    Y-Y-Your Highness!
[18:27] Ex
    Y-Y-Your...
[18:32] Princess
    Kill me now.
[18:34] Ex
    Seriously?
[18:35] Ex
    Your Highness, have a little patience.
[18:38] Ex
    Ramen is a meal enjoyed quickly.
[18:40] Ex
    Which means the torture shouldn't last long.
[18:42] Princess
    Y-You're right, Ex.
[18:45] Princess
    Besides, I've gotten used to
    the ramen's impact.
[18:49] Princess
    I'll tough it out.
[18:51] Princess
    I will never give in!
[18:55] Princess
    What?!
[18:56] Princess
    A small bowl of rice?!
[18:58] Princess
    Y-You fiend!
[18:59] Princess
    Just what are you planning?!
[19:02] Princess
    Topping that piping hot rice with
    chili bean paste and garlic,
[19:05] Princess
    and wrapping it up in the nori
    that's soaked up the ramen broth!
[19:10] Princess
    She ate it!
[19:14] Ex
    Your Highness?
[19:16] Ex
    Y-Y-Your Highness?!
[19:19] Ex
    Your Highness!
[19:20] Princess
    Firm noodles, extra dashi,
    spinach topping...
[19:25] Ex
    She's putting in an order
    while turning white as ash!
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[19:35] Princess
    Delish!
[19:40] Torture
    It's almost closing time, so these scrap
    ends of pork chashu are on the house.
[19:45] Princess
    Awesome!
[19:47] Princess
    This is the best part of eating at late-night
     ramen shops right before they close!
[19:52] Ex
    We're in a prison cell.
[19:57] Torture
    Well?
[19:59] Torture
    Was His Majesty pleased with the
    secret I brought him today?
[20:04] Torture
    What?
[20:05] Torture
    Ah...
[20:06] Torture
    Yes, as always.
[20:08] Torture
    Yes.
[20:09] Torture
    I'll do my best tomorrow.
[20:14] Youki
    Grand Inquisitor.
[20:17] Youki
    Why don't you leave tomorrow's
    torture session to us?
[20:22] Torture
    You two!
[20:30] Princess
    Bread... Takoyaki... Ramen...
[20:39] Princess
    Flour is so great!
[20:41] Princess
    The greatest!
[22:19] (Flashback) Soldier 3
    It's here!
[22:22] (Flashback) Soldier 1
    That can't be!
[22:23] (Flashback) Soldier 1
    The monster came this way to attack us?!
[22:25] (Flashback) Soldier 1
    We're not prepared to go into combat!
[22:28] (Flashback) Princess
    Looks like we're in luck.
[22:30] (Flashback) Soldier 1
    What?!
[22:32] (Flashback) Princess
    We've been saved a half-day's
    worth of walking.
[22:35] (Flashback) Princess
    I can go home early and play video games!
[22:41] (Flashback) Princess
    After I save that character, should
    I tackle the Blazing Dungeon?

[22:45] (Flashback) Princess
    No, there was that subquest
    that caught my eye.

[22:48] Princess
    Ex Seque Duel!
[22:48] (Flashback) Princess
    I might be able to get
    a rare item out of it!

[22:50] (Flashback) Princess
    That definitely comes first!
[23:05] (Flashback) Soldier 3
    Your Highness!
[23:08] (Flashback) Princess
    All that sudden movement after drinking
    water gave me a stitch on my side.

[23:12] (Flashback) Princess
    It hurts like hell.
[23:13] (Flashback) Princess
    So much pain, but everyone's looking at me.
[23:16] (Flashback) Princess
    I can't let them know I have a side stitch.
[23:20] (Flashback) Princess
    It'd affect the soldiers' morale.
[23:22] (Flashback) Princess
    I know.
[23:23] (Flashback) Princess
    I heard that stretching can help the pain.
[23:29] (Flashback) Soldier 3
    A shout of victory!
[23:32] Group
    Princess! Princess! Princess!
[23:34] (Flashback) Princess
    Nope.
[23:36] (Flashback) Princess
    Stretching doesn't stop
    it from hurting like hell.

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[00:00] Narration
    The war between the Imperial Army and the
    Hellhorde has raged on for many years...

[00:09] Narration
    In the midst of battle, the Princess and
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion

[00:17] Narration
    falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.
[00:21] Narration
    The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
    Imperial secrets from the princess...

[00:27] (Flashback) Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[00:30] Narration
    ...mercilessly subjects her
    to torture, day after day.

[00:52] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[00:56] Torture
    I shan't be your torturer for today.
[00:58] Torture
    Two others shall be taking my place.
[01:00] Ex
    The horrors!
[01:01] Ex
    What manner of wicked inquisitors await us?!
[01:05] Torture
    Come in...
[01:08] Torture
    Lieutorments...
[01:12] Torture
    Youki and Inki.
[01:14] Youki
    Heya!
[01:16] Inki
    H-Hello there...
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[02:51] Youki
    Nice to meetcha, Princess!
SIGN    Lieutorment
    
    
    
    
    
    Youki
[02:53] Youki
    Lieutorment Youki, at your service!
[02:56] Inki
    A-And I'm Lieutorment Inki.
SIGN    Lieutorment
    
    
    
    
    
    Inki
[03:00] Ex
    Lieutorments?!
[03:02] Ex
    The princess would never submit
    to a pair of junior officers!
[03:05] Torture
    They may be of lower rank,
[03:08] Torture
    but they work as a team to use
    tactics unavailable to me.
[03:11] Torture
    All to torment our princess here.
[03:21] Sign
    Super Jump+Brawlers
[03:23] Game Narration
    Super Jump+Brawlers!
[03:29] Youki
    All right!
[03:30] Youki
    Today's the day I beat you!
[03:32] Inki
    I'd like to see you try!
[03:34] Game Narration
    Ready, go!
[03:40] Youki
    Take this!
[03:45] Game Narration
    Inki wins!
[03:49] Youki
    Let me land at least, In-chan!
[03:53] Youki
    Okay!
[03:54] Youki
    I'll get you next time!
[03:57] Inki
    I won't lose to you, You-chan.
[03:59] Game Narration
    Ready, go!
[04:00] Ex
    What's this?
[04:01] Torture
    'Tis a video game.
[04:02] Ex
    A video game?!
[04:06] Ex
    A childish diversion!
[04:09] Ex
    You stand before the Princess and
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[04:12] Ex
    Her gallant figure leading the charge has
    won the admiration of all she commands.
[04:18] Ex
    A mere video game...
[04:19] Ex
    stands no chance...
[04:20] Ex
    of acting...
[04:21] Ex
    as temptation!
[04:25] Princess
    That looks fun...
[04:26] Ex
    Your Highness?
[04:29] Princess
    That's right.
[04:32] Princess
    From a young age...
[04:34] Princess
    I underwent strict training
    to grow stronger.
[04:40] Princess
    I devoted everything to improving myself.
[04:43] Princess
    The only talking I did was with my sword!
[04:45] Princess
    The truest form of communication!
[04:51] Princess
    I have no need for friends...
[04:56] Ex
    Your Highness.
[05:01] Inki
    W-Wanna play together?
[05:05] Princess
    I...
[05:06] Princess
    I won't give in!
[05:08] Princess
    Besides...
[05:10] Princess
    I don't know what to say
    to someone I've just met.
[05:17] Torture
    Princess.
[05:19] Torture
    You can play this game with four people.
[05:24] Ex
    What...?
[05:27] Youki
    Oh, you're doing good!
[05:30] Princess
    This is fun!
[05:32] Princess
    Being next to someone feels so warm,
    even if we don't make contact!

[05:37] Princess
    When my smile is met by a smile next
    to me, it's double the happiness!

[05:44] Princess
    My happiness is multiplied by theirs...
[05:48] Princess
    Ultra happy!
[05:58] Youki
    Powerful Miracle...
[06:02] Youki
    Tornado Spin!
[06:16] Youki
    I'm not done yet!
[06:19] Inki
    G-Grumbly Griping...
[06:22] Inki
    Gloomy Fire!
[06:26] Inki
    H-How about this?!
[06:29] Torture
    Cool Beauty Ice Storm!
[06:47] Princess
    Pretty Princess...
[06:49] Princess
    Special Strong Shine!
[06:56] Game Narration
    Princess wins!
[07:00] Youki
    Nice one, Princess!
[07:01] Inki
    Th-That was great!
[07:03] Torture
    Fine work indeed.
[07:06] Youki
    All right, one more round!
SIGN    Another
    day
    of the
    princess
    confessing
[07:12] Torture
    I see.
[07:14] Torture
    Security at the eastern gate
    is light on Wednesdays.
[07:18] Princess
    U-Um...
[07:20] Princess
    Can we play—
[07:21] Princess
    No, never mind.
[07:25] Princess
    We're mortal enemies.
[07:27] Youki
    What are you talking about?
[07:29] Youki
    We're friends, aren't we?
[07:31] Inki
    W-We'll be back for more torture.
[07:38] Princess
    I-It's not like I gave in to you fiends!
[07:42] Youki
    Yeah, yeah.
[07:43] Youki
    Let's add each other as friends.
[07:45] Inki
    A-Add me too.
[07:53] Princess
    Um...
SIGN    Chatter chatter
[07:54] Youki
    I'll bring up the QR code, so
    you scan it, Princess-chan.
[07:55] Ex
    If you have a phone, please
    use it to call for help.
[07:58] Princess
    Yeah, okay.
[08:25] Kanadge
    I've received a report.
[08:39] Hell-Lord
    Cram school is on Wednesdays.
[08:46] Torture
    We can't do anything if there's cram school.
[08:48] Torture
    We'll need a new torture to get the
    princess to divulge another secret.
[08:56] Torture
    That reminds me.
[08:58] Torture
    We sent her out on an expedition
    to the town out west,
[09:02] Torture
    but she's just about to return
    after completing her mission.
SIGN    'Tis Time for
    "Torture," Princess
[09:11] Princess
    They read my message!
[09:16] Krall
    Princess, time for some torture!
SIGN    Beastmaster
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Krall
[09:21] Torture
    This is Beastmaster Krall.
[09:24] Krall
    Hey there, Princess.
[09:25] Ex
    Beasts, you say?!
[09:28] Ex
    When Her Highness was faced with a
    pack of humongous, frenzied beasts...
[09:36] Ex
    She was completely undaunted
    and made short work of them!
[09:39] Ex
    Her Highness will not submit
    to any ordinary beast!
[09:42] Krall
    Can you still put on a brave
    face in front of this fella?
[09:47] Krall
    Hngy-Baby!
[10:05] Hngy-Baby
    Hngh?
[10:07] Princess
    Cute!
[10:10] Princess
    A polar bear cub?
[10:12] Princess
    So cute!
[10:15] Princess
    H-Hngy-Baby? Hngy-Baby!
[10:18] Princess
    You're so cute! Oh! So cute!
[10:26] Ex
    Your Highness?
[10:28] Princess
    I suppose it is adorable,
[10:30] Princess
    but do you think I would give
    in at its cuteness and fess up?
[10:34] Princess
    You sure do think little of me.
[10:36] Ex
    You were real close to giving in.
[10:39] Krall
    Well, then...
[10:40] Krall
    Can you handle this, then?
[10:54] Princess
    You heartless demon!
[10:56] Princess
    Give that ball back right now!
[10:58] Krall
    It's all in your hands, Princess.
[11:00] Princess
    What?!
[11:00] Krall
    If you feel sorry, then start talking!
[11:05] Princess
    Curse you...
[11:06] Princess
    That's real low, Hellhorde...
[11:16] Princess
    Wait, does doing this hurt you?
[11:20] Krall
    H-Hurt me?!
[11:21] Krall
    And why exactly would I feel hurt?!
[11:24] Krall
    Are you saying I feel bad
    about stealing this ball,
[11:26] Krall
    but I'm just enduring the
    pain because it's my job?!
[11:28] Krall
    This bear is my servant!
[11:30] Krall
    I don't feel a scrap of sympathy—
[11:55] Krall
    I'm sorry, Hngy-Baby!
[11:57] Krall
    Sorry for being so mean!
[11:59] Krall
    I'm so sorry!
[12:01] Krall
    I love you! I love you!
[12:04] Krall
    Love you lots!
[12:06] Krall
    So, so much!
[12:08] Krall
    Hngy-Baby!
[12:09] Krall
    I love you!
[12:11] Ex
    I don't exactly follow, but it
    looks like we've won today.
[12:16] Princess
    She refused to betray her
    friend, mission or not.
[12:20] Princess
    Her conviction has touched my heart!
[12:22] Princess
    I will reveal my secret!
[12:24] Ex
    Wait, why?
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[12:29] Princess
    So fluffy!
[12:32] Princess
    Can I give it a hug?
[12:33] Krall
    You betcha, baby!
[12:36] Princess
    Yay!
[12:37] Princess
    Whoa, so soft!
[12:40] Narration
    The information from today didn't
    prove to be any use, either,

[12:44] Narration
    so the torture continues.
[12:47] Narration
    Incidentally...
[12:49] Narration
    The job Krall just finished was
    demolition work with beasts.

[12:55] Krall
    Oh, your shift's up already?
[12:58] Krall
    Okay!
[12:59] Krall
    Nice job!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[13:08] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[13:11] Torture
    Today's torture will take place
    in a different location,
[13:14] Torture
    so we'll have you wear these
    to maintain our secrecy.
[13:44] Giant
    Hey!
[13:47] Giant
    You must be the princess!
[13:55] Giant
    My name is Giant.
SIGN    Combat Soldier Fourth Class
    & Pain-Private
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Giant
[13:57] Giant
    Nice to meet you!
[13:59] Princess
    You...
[14:01] Princess
    You're huge.
[14:03] Giant
    It's not nice to call a lady huge.
[14:05] Ex
    What's going on?
[14:07] Ex
    What's your reason for
    bringing us to a hot spring?
[14:10] Giant
    Huh? Reason?
[14:13] Giant
    Hot springs feel so nice!
SIGN    Beam
[14:16] Giant
    The hot springs are way better
    than torture for a good talk!
[14:21] Ex
    I see.
[14:23] Ex
    Your plan is to use kindness
    to trap Her Highness.
[14:26] Ex
    Too bad, though.
[14:29] Ex
    Her Highness is Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[14:33] Ex
    Since infancy, she was raised in
    an environment free of indulgence.
[14:38] Ex
    A heart of steel, ready at all
    times to wield the blade.
[14:43] Ex
    That is the unconditional
    requirement for a knight.
[14:47] Ex
    Your plot must be to gently
    appeal to her emotions,
[14:49] Ex
    so you can coax the empire's secrets
    out of her, but it won't work!
[14:52] Ex
    Her Highness will never succumb to...
[14:58] Princess
    This rules!
[14:59] Ex
    Your Highness?
[15:02] Ex
    Your Highness? Your Highness!
[15:04] Princess
    Don't worry, Ex.
[15:07] Princess
    My first bath in ages.
[15:09] Princess
    I must admit that it feels
    good. It can't be beat.
[15:12] Princess
    But nothing more than that!
[15:15] Ex
    Your Highness!
[15:17] Ex
    Now that's Her Highness!
[15:18] Ex
    My one and only princess!
[15:19] Princess
    It's just as Ex says.
[15:21] Princess
    I grew up in an environment where
    I was not allowed to act spoiled.
[15:21] Ex
    Your Highness! Your Highness!
[15:23] Ex
    Your Highness! Your Highness!
[15:24] Princess
    I've never let anyone pamper me.
[15:25] Ex
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
[15:27] Ex
    Your Highness! Your Highness!
[15:27] Princess
    Your kindness and sympathy are wasted on me.
[15:30] Princess
    The likes of that won't make me give in!
[15:33] Giant
    What?
[15:34] Giant
    You've never been pampered, even once?
[15:37] Princess
    Huh? Yeah.
[15:39] Giant
    Oh, is that right?
[15:42] Giant
    In that case...
[15:44] Giant
    C'mere.
[15:47] Giant
    Mama's here.
[15:49] Giant
    It's fine.
[15:51] Giant
    You don't have to try so hard.
[15:54] Giant
    It's important to let yourself be spoiled.
[15:58] Giant
    Don't think of it as running away.
[15:59] Princess
    W-Wait, I never asked to...
[16:02] Giant
    There!
[16:05] Princess
    S-So warm...
[16:08] Giant
    There, there.
[16:09] Princess
    Being gently embraced by
    someone bigger than you,

[16:12] Giant
    Good girl.
[16:13] Princess
    and having her whisper
    words of encouragement.

[16:15] Giant
    You did your best.
[16:16] Princess
    It feels so nice!
[16:17] Giant
    Everything's okay now.
[16:41] Giant
    Walkie-walkie. Walkie-walkie.
[16:56] Princess
    Mama...
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[17:04] Princess
    The terrifying power of kindheartedness...
[17:11] Torture
    How do you find this information?
[17:16] Torture
    I understand.
[17:18] Child Demon
    Mama! I want that!
[17:21] Mother Demon
    No can do.
[17:22] Mother Demon
    It's almost time for dinner.
SIGN    Hearty Baum
SIGN    Hearty Baum
SIGN    Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun
SIGN    Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun
SIGN    Slightly LargeCustard Bun
SIGN    Gorilla's March
SIGN    Gorilla's March
SIGN    PotaRico
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
SIGN    Gorilla's March
    Chocolate
[17:37] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[17:41] Ex
    What the heck is that?
[17:42] Torture
    'Tis Gorilla's March.
[17:44] Torture
    A very tasty cookie snack
    filled with chocolate.
[17:50] Ex
    Oh, it's just a snack for commoners!
[17:52] Ex
    Her Highness has enjoyed only the
    finest of snacks since infancy.
[17:57] Ex
    Even when venturing outside for lessons,
[18:00] Ex
    she had the Honored Knight serving the
    Royal Empire, Jimochi, at her side,
SIGN    Honored Knight
    Jimochi
[18:07] Ex
    closely monitoring her.
[18:10] Ex
    As a knight out in the field, there were
    times when she ate rations and instant noodles.
[18:15] Ex
    But I've never laid eyes on that snack!
[18:18] Princess
    Drool...
[18:19] Ex
    Your Highness?
[18:20] Ex
    Has Your Highness ever eaten...
[18:23] Princess
    Ah! Well...
[18:26] Princess
    We would stop by the candy store
    on my way back from lessons...
[18:30] (Flashback) Jimochi
    Here, Your Highness.
[18:33] (Flashback) Jimochi
    It's our little secret.
[18:34] (Flashback) Princess
    Yay!
[18:35] Ex
    That damn geezer!
[18:36] Princess
    Please don't tell Mother!
[18:38] Princess
    Jimochi was doing it for my sake!
[18:40] Ex
    Naughty, naughty!
[18:43] Ex
    You think I'd do that, like a little kid?
[18:44] Ex
    I'm gonna tell Her Majesty!
[18:46] Ex
    I'm a sacred sword, darn it!
[18:48] Princess
    No need to worry, Ex.
[18:50] Princess
    I'm not particularly attached to that snack.
[18:52] Princess
    One box costs more than 100 yen,
    so I basically never had it.
[18:55] Princess
    I usually bought a bunch that cost 10 to 20
    yen, along with one special 30-yen snack.
[19:02] Princess
    That's the secret to enjoying cheap snacks.
[19:04] Ex
    How plebeian of you, Your Highness.
[19:06] Princess
    Besides...
[19:08] (Flashback) Princess
    I want more!
[19:09] Jimochi
    Not happening! It's mine!
[19:10] Princess
    Jimochi would only ever share a few with me.
[19:12] Princess
    Please!
[19:13] Jimochi
    Upsy-daisy!
[19:15] Ex
    Just give her some, you old crank!
[19:16] Ex
    Honored Knight, my ass!
[19:19] Torture
    Now then, let us begin the torture.
SIGN    Today's Lucky
    Banana Fortune
    Inside!
    Check under the flap!
[19:47] Princess
    Ex.
[19:48] Princess
    To be honest, I'm jealous, and I want some.
[19:51] Princess
    But it's not stirring up any other emotions.
[19:54] Princess
    This torture session is in the bag!
[19:56] Princess
    I'll never give in!
[20:03] Princess
    Hey, Gorilla's March has a
    cute picture on every piece.
[20:08] Princess
    You need to appreciate...
[20:13] Princess
    Wait, you fiend!
[20:14] Princess
    You're not going to look at the pictures?!
[20:16] Princess
    Stop it!
[20:17] Princess
    The gorilla wearing a ribbon, the
    gorilla sticking its tongue out...
[20:21] Princess
    Do you know how many variants there are?!
[20:24] Princess
    That indescribable fuzzy feeling when
    you get the mommy and baby gorilla!
[20:28] Princess
    Or the big-browed gorilla that brings
    good luck to those who find it!
[20:31] Princess
    There's all sorts of fun gimmicks in there!
[20:36] Princess
    S-Stop...
[20:42] Princess
    Everyone!
[20:51] Princess
    Stop it...
[20:56] Princess
    You monster!
[21:01] Princess
    I'm begging you...
[21:15] Princess
    Stop...
[21:16] Princess
    Stop it already!
[21:18] Princess
    I'll talk!
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[21:26] Torture
    I see.
[21:27] Torture
    The queen's shoe size is 23cm.
[21:31] Torture
    If His Majesty is not pleased with this
    information, I'll be back tomorrow.
[21:35] Ex
    Yeah, she'll be back.
[21:40] Princess
    The big-browed gorilla!
[21:42] Princess
    Maybe something good is in store for me!
[21:47] Princess
    Yummy!
[23:29] Louch
    So that's Hellholm.
[23:32] Louch
    I'm here to save you...
[23:35] Louch
    Your Highness!

Season 1

E3 - Untitled

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[00:00] Narration
    The war between the Imperial Army and the
    Hellhorde has raged on for many years...

[00:09] Narration
    In the midst of battle, the Princess and
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion

[00:17] Narration
    falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.
[00:21] Narration
    The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
    Imperial secrets from the princess...

[00:27] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[00:31] Narration
    ...mercilessly subjects her
    to torture day after day.

[00:46] Louch
    So that's Hellholm.
[00:49] Louch
    I'm here to save you...
[00:52] Louch
    Your Highness!
[00:59] Princess
    A theme park?
[01:01] Youki
    Yeah!
[01:02] Youki
    We just found out we have tomorrow off.
[01:04] Inki
    S-So we were thinking of going.
[01:06] Inki
    Wanna tag along, P-Princess-chan?
[01:09] Princess
    There's no way!
[01:11] Princess
    I'm a prisoner here!
[01:12] Youki
    You should see if the grand
    inquisitor will let you go!
[01:17] Youki
    C'mon!
[01:22] Princess
    Okay! I'll ask!
[01:25] Group
    Awesome!
[01:27] Princess
    I shouldn't just assume she'll say no!
[01:30] Youki
    That's right!
[01:31] Inki
    I-I'm sure it'll be real fun with you there.
[01:34] Youki
    You said it!
[01:35] Ex
    C'mon, it's not happening.
[01:38] Torture
    You cannot go.
[01:39] Ex
    Well, duh.
[01:40] Princess
    You heartless monster!
[01:42] Princess
    Are you saying that as a
    prisoner subject to torture,
[01:45] Princess
    I don't have the freedom
    to visit a theme park?!
[01:47] Ex
    I'm shocked that you thought you did.
[01:51] Torture
    That said, how does this sound?
[01:55] Torture
    I shall consider it in exchange
    for an imperial secret.
[01:58] Ex
    You dirty scoundrel!
[02:00] Ex
    So this is your torture for today?!
[02:02] Ex
    I bet there is no theme park trip.
[02:04] Ex
    It was all a trick to
    make Her Highness talk!
[02:06] Torture
    On the contrary.
[02:08] Torture
    I would not stoop so low.
[02:10] Torture
    I imagine they invited you with
    naught but pure intentions.
[02:15] Ex
    Don't let her fool you, Your Highness!
[02:18] Torture
    Right then, onto business...
[02:21] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[04:00] Torture
    You've been silent for an
    hour and counting now.
[04:04] Torture
    Are you sure about this?
[04:05] Torture
    The park is almost about to open.
[04:08] Torture
    If you confess, I can send you to the
    park with a teleportation spell.
[04:13] Torture
    Don't you want to enjoy
    yourself with the others?
[04:17] Ex
    Your Highness,
[04:18] Ex
    Youki and Inki were simply
    acting on her orders.
[04:21] Ex
    Their invite was nothing but a sham.
[04:23] Princess
    Rest assured, Ex.
[04:25] Princess
    I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[04:29] Princess
    I've seen my fair share of battles.
[04:33] Princess
    There are times when those
    I considered comrades...
[04:38] Princess
    ended up betraying me.
[04:51] Princess
    This is nothing new to me.
[04:54] Princess
    I won't give in, by any means.
[05:00] Torture
    'Tis time for the park to open.
[05:02] Torture
    I regret to say that you
    have bested me on this day.
[05:06] Ex
    Y-Your Highness.
[05:08] Ex
    Please don't let it get to you.
[05:10] Princess
    I'm totally fine!
[05:11] Princess
    I told you, I'm used to it!
[05:15] Princess
    That said...
[05:16] (Flashback) Youki
    We're friends, aren't we?
[05:19] (Flashback) Inki
    I-I'm sure it'll be real fun with you there.
[05:22] (Flashback) Youki
    You said it!
[05:24] Princess
    I might have wanted to go on
    that trip a little bit...
[05:29] Ex
    Your Highness...
SIGN    Youki
[05:38] Youki
    We'll be waiting outside until you get here!
SIGN    We'll be waiting outside
    until you get here~
SIGN    Inki
SIGN    We'll be waiting~
[05:41] Inki
    We'll be waiting!
[05:46] Princess
    Our friendship is the real deal!
[05:50] Princess
    I'll tell you!
[05:52] Torture
    I told you they weren't lying...
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[05:58] Youki
    Did Princess-chan reply yet?
[06:09] Princess
    I'm here!
[06:10] Youki
    Oh, there you are!
[06:12] Inki
    Th-That outfit...
[06:13] Youki
    You look super cute!
[06:15] Princess
    Really?
[06:17] Youki
    All right!
[06:18] Youki
    Let's have ourselves a blast today!
[06:20] Group
    Yeah!
[06:24] Princess
    This is so fun!
[06:26] Princess
    I'm so happy!
[06:27] Princess
    What a brand-new experience!
[06:29] Princess
    It's so nice to have friends!
[06:31] Princess
    Having fun with others makes it two,
    three, four, five times as fun!

[06:39] Princess
    My heart won't stop dancing with joy!
[06:49] Princess
    Welcome to Tokyo...
[06:54] Torture
    Yes.
[06:55] Torture
    It took until the very end, but we've
    finally obtained a useful piece of intelligence.
[07:00] Torture
    Their king... prefers sea over land.
[07:04] Torture
    Will the secret we've coaxed
    out of her today suffice?
[07:08] Torture
    What?
[07:10] Torture
    Oh, yes.
[07:12] Torture
    The same as always.
[07:13] Torture
    What?!
[07:15] Torture
    Understood.
[07:18] Torture
    Tomorrow's torture session...
[07:21] Torture
    will be handled personally
    by His Majesty's daughter?
[07:26] Louch
    Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
[07:30] Louch
    Hush-a-bye baby.
[07:32] Louch
    March thee onward, to the city
    cloaked in night eternal.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[07:37] Princess
    Besties for life!
[07:48] Princess
    Why are you kneeling?
[07:51] Princess
    Oh, is it me?
[07:52] Princess
    Have you realized how great I am?
[07:54] Ex
    I'm pretty sure it's not that.
[07:56] Torture
    I kneel not in deference to you, Princess.
[08:01] Torture
    Today's torture will be performed
    by His Majesty's daughter.
[08:05] Ex
    The daughter of the Hell-Lord?!
[08:07] Torture
    Indeed.
[08:09] Torture
    The only daughter of His
    Majesty the Hell-Lord.
[08:12] Torture
    Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal...
SIGN    Hell-Lord's Daughter
    Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
     Maomao-chan
[08:18] Torture
    Her Highness Princess Maomao-chan.
[08:19] Princess
    So cute!
[08:21] Princess
    Oh, what a cutie pie!
[08:24] Princess
    So small!
[08:25] Princess
    How old are you, Maomao-chan?
[08:27] Princess
    Go on, go on!
[08:28] Princess
    Ask me whatever you want!
[08:30] Ex
    Your Highness?
[08:32] Princess
    I-It's not what you think, Ex.
[08:34] Princess
    I was just trying to get some information
    out of the Hell-Lord's daughter.
[08:39] Ex
    Look me in the eye and say that.
[08:41] Ex
    She's the daughter of none
    other than the Hell-Lord.
[08:43] Ex
    Don't let her age catch you off guard!
[08:45] Maomao-Chan
    Nuh-uh.
[08:48] Maomao-Chan
    I'm no good at all.
[08:52] Maomao-Chan
    Everyone has big hopes for
    me because of my dad...
[08:55] Maomao-Chan
    but I've never gotten anything
    out of anyone with torture.
[09:02] Maomao-Chan
    I... must not be cut out to be a torturer...
[09:11] Princess
    That's not true!
[09:12] Princess
    That's not true at all, Maomao-chan!
[09:15] Princess
    Even if it seems like nothing
    ever goes your way,
[09:17] Princess
    I promise your efforts will pay off one day!
[09:20] Ex
    Your Highness, why are you
    encouraging the enemy?
[09:23] Princess
    So be a brave girl now, and torture me!
[09:28] Maomao-Chan
    Thanks, missy!
[09:31] Princess
    Oh, you're adorable! I'll talk!
[09:32] Ex
    Don't jump the gun, Your Highness!
[09:34] Maomao-Chan
    Okay!
[09:35] Maomao-Chan
    Well then...
[09:37] Maomao-Chan
    It's time for torture, Princess!
[09:42] Maomao-Chan
    Um, this is bubble wrap.
[09:44] Maomao-Chan
    I love popping the bubbles.
[09:48] Maomao-Chan
    So popping them in front of
    you should make you jealous!
SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Pop
[10:02] Maomao-Chan
    Well? Aren't you so jealous?!
[10:06] Princess
    God, she's cute.
[10:08] Princess
    To be honest, I don't feel jealous at all.
[10:10] Princess
    And yet, I want to tell
    her a secret so badly!

[10:13] Ex
    Keep it together, Your Highness!
[10:14] Torture
    Princess Maomao-chan, you're almost there.
[10:19] Maomao-Chan
    How about this, then?
[10:22] Maomao-Chan
    My awesome move where you
    pop a whole bunch at once!
[10:32] Maomao-Chan
    This bold move uses up a
    ton of bubbles in no time,
[10:37] Maomao-Chan
    so I only use it on very special days!
[10:40] Princess
    This is killing me more than
    any of the previous tortures!

[10:43] Ex
    Hang in there, Your Highness!
[10:44] Ex
    Get a hold of yourself!
[10:46] Maomao-Chan
    Okay, just a little more!
[10:48] Maomao-Chan
    Um, next is...
[10:53] Maomao-Chan
    I'm all out of bubbles to pop...
[10:58] Maomao-Chan
    I messed up at torturing again...
[11:02] Maomao-Chan
    After I tried so hard, too...
[11:06] Princess
    I'll tell you everything!
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[11:13] Torture
    I see.
[11:14] Torture
    So this is the Imperial Army's secret code.
[11:17] Maomao-Chan
    Am I done with all my work now?
[11:19] Torture
    Yes, that's right.
[11:21] Torture
    'Twas perfect, Princess Maomao-chan.
[11:24] Torture
    And now that she's divulged her secret,
    we're done with the princess.
[11:28] Torture
    Feel free to do as you wish with her.
[11:32] Maomao-Chan
    Um, then...
[11:38] Maomao-Chan
    Let's play a game of tag!
[11:42] Princess
    Sure!
[11:46] Princess
    Maomao-chan!
[11:48] Princess
    Look, I'm right here!
[11:51] Maomao-Chan
    Wait for me!
[11:54] Princess
    C'mon, catch me if you can!
[11:56] Maomao-Chan
    Okay!
[11:57] Maomao-Chan
    I'll get you!
[12:00] Ex
    Your Highness, did you
    just undo your chains?
[12:00] Princess
    Over here!
[12:02] Maomao-Chan
    Wait up, missy!
[12:03] Maomao-Chan
    Tag!
[12:05] Princess
    Ah, you got me!
[12:07] Maomao-Chan
    Now you're it!
[12:11] Hell-Lord
    Well, well.
SIGN    Play nice
    Aim to learn
    Live
    positively
[12:12] Hell-Lord
    So this is their secret code.
[12:15] Kanadge
    Yes, sir.
[12:16] Kanadge
    Let us make haste and deliver that
    note to the Chief Officer of Combat.
[12:20] Hell-Lord
    Not a chance!
[12:22] Hell-Lord
    This is Maomao-chan's first
    accomplishment at work!
[12:25] Hell-Lord
    I'm going to frame it and hang it in my home.
[12:29] Hell-Lord
    I won't let anyone else see it!
SIGN    Play nice
    Aim to learn
    Live
    positively
[12:34] Louch
    March thee onward, to the city
    cloaked in night eternal.
[12:38] Louch
    Head yonder to dreams impossible.
[12:42] Louch
    Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[12:54] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[12:57] Ex
    What's with the getup?
[12:59] Torture
    You see, today's torture...
[13:04] Torture
    is xiaolongbao.
[13:06] Ex
    Wha—?!
[13:06] Ex
    Chinese food!
[13:08] Ex
    This is bad.
[13:09] Ex
    Truth be told, Her Highness
    loves Chinese cuisine!

[13:13] Ex
    It might be hard for her to
    overcome today's torture!

[13:17] Ex
    Not that she ever overcomes them!
[13:21] Ex
    Huh?
[13:22] Ex
    Is something the matter, Your Highness?
[13:24] Ex
    What happened to your usual dumb face?
[13:26] Princess
    Looks good...
[13:27] Princess
    Dumb face?!
[13:30] Princess
    It's true that I love Chinese food.
SIGN    Baminyan
[13:34] Princess
    Jimochi would secretly take me to Baminyan,
SIGN    Baminyan
[13:38] Princess
    the Chinese restaurant, after my lessons.
[13:40] Ex
    Not again, you old fart!
[13:42] (Flashback) Princess
    Mapo, gyoza, fried rice...
[13:45] (Flashback) Princess
    I can't pick just one!
[13:47] (Flashback) Jimochi
    Then let's order everything
    and put it all on one plate!
[13:54] (Flashback) Princess
    Yeah!
[13:59] Princess
    But even for a Chinese
    cuisine die hard like me...
[14:03] Princess
    Xiaolongbao are another story!
[14:05] Princess
    After all, xiaolongbao
    are filled with soup,
[14:07] Princess
    and always burn the inside of my mouth!
[14:10] Ex
    What a pathetic reason.
[14:12] Ex
    But if that's the case, we
    stand a chance of prevailing!
[14:15] Princess
    Yeah.
[14:16] Torture
    Princess.
[14:17] Torture
    That's because you don't know the
    proper way to eat xiaolongbao.
[14:22] Princess
    The proper way to eat them?
[14:25] Torture
    Instead of simply putting
    one whole into your mouth,
[14:28] Torture
    you begin by placing it
    atop your soup spoon,
[14:31] Torture
    and then break open the skin.
SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter
[14:35] Ex
    Your Highness!
[14:36] Ex
    Keep your composure!
[14:37] Ex
    Your Dumb Face-o-Meter just shot up to 70%!
[14:40] Princess
    Dumb Face-o-Meter?!
[14:42] Princess
    Don't you worry, Ex.
[14:44] Princess
    I simply let my guard down for a moment.
[14:47] Princess
    It won't happen again!
[14:49] Princess
    It looked tasty for a second
    there, but that's not the case.
[14:52] Princess
    I mean, if you break open the skin,
[14:54] Princess
    all that precious broth is
    going to come spilling out!
[14:56] Torture
    Indeed.
[14:57] Torture
    This overflowing broth
    is what you drink first.
[15:01] Princess
    Wha—?!
SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter
[15:04] Princess
    That looks amazing!
[15:06] Ex
    Watch out, Your Highness!
[15:08] Princess
    H-Hold it.
[15:10] Princess
    If you drink the broth first,
    what about the actual bun?!
[15:13] Princess
    Xiaolongbao without the soup...
[15:16] Princess
    is just a mangled mess!
[15:18] Torture
    Why, of course you mustn't drink
    up all the soup just yet.
[15:23] Torture
    Watch carefully.
[15:27] Princess
    I-Inside the soup spoon,
[15:29] Princess
    the skin, filling, and soup are
    mixed together in perfect balance!
[15:34] Princess
    Wh-Why, that's...
[15:38] Princess
    guaranteed to taste amazing!
[15:40] Ex
    Your Highness!
SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter
[15:44] Princess
    You fiend!
[15:45] Princess
    You're going to devour that
    incredible-looking morsel in one bite?!
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[15:58] Torture
    I see.
[16:00] Torture
    The guards change shift every Sunday
    morning, resulting in lax security...
[16:05] Princess
    What?!
[16:06] Princess
    Put on a bit of julienned
    ginger on at the end?!
[16:08] Princess
    You're telling me there are greater
    heights of joy to be had?!
SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter
SIGN    Bliss-o-Meter
[16:24] Princess
    I'm so happy!
SIGN    Bliss-o-Meter
[16:31] Hell-Lord
    Flimsy security on Sunday mornings, you say?
[16:35] Kanadge
    Yes.
[16:36] Kanadge
    I believe it'd be the
    perfect time to strike.
[16:37] Hell-Lord
    No way!
[16:39] Hell-Lord
    There are so many Sunday morning
    anime I want to watch.
[16:42] Hell-Lord
    I prefer to watch them while they're airing.
[16:46] Kanadge
    As you wish.
[16:47] Louch
    Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
[16:51] Louch
    Hush-a-bye baby.
[16:53] Louch
    March thee onward, to the city
    cloaked in night eternal.
[16:56] Louch
    Head yonder to dreams impossible.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[17:14] Princess
    White rice...
[17:16] Louch
    ...Highness.
[17:17] Princess
    ...piled sky-high...
[17:18] Louch
    Your Highness.
[17:20] Louch
    Your Highness.
[17:24] Princess
    Huh? Huh?!
[17:25] Louch
    Please keep it down.
[17:27] Louch
    I've cast a sleeping spell
    throughout the castle,
[17:30] Louch
    but we should act with the utmost silence.
[17:34] Louch
    White Knight of the Imperial
    First Legion, Louch Brittan.
[17:40] Louch
    I've come here to fetch Your Highness.
SIGN    Imperial
    First
    Legion
SIGN    Louch
    Brittan
[17:44] Louch
    Your Highness?
[17:47] Narration
    The princess was raised from an
    early age to grow up strong,

[17:53] Fangirl A
    Oh, my dear knight!
[17:53] Narration
    and as girls her age dreamed of
    finding their Prince Charming...

[17:55] Fangirl B
    Look this way!
[17:55] Fangirl C
    Marry me!
[17:58] Princess
    I have no need for that.
[18:00] Princess
    I shall serve as the sword who protects all!
[18:03] Narrator
    Or so she said.
[18:05] Narrator
    But the truth is...
SIGN    Margarine
[18:09] Narrator
    she was squeeing at shoujo manga.
[18:13] Narrator
    What's more...
SIGN    Princess...
SIGN    I'm here
    to save
    you.
[18:15] Narrator
    she dreamed of being saved
    by Prince Charming.

[18:19] Narrator
    No...
[18:21] Narrator
    She dreamed about it like crazy!
[18:24] Princess
    Y-You came to save me?
[18:27] Louch
    That's right.
[18:28] Princess
    What, is this a dream?
[18:30] Princess
    Am I still dreaming?
[18:46] Louch
    Come now, let us flee at once.
[18:49] Princess
    Nope, it's reality.
[18:50] Louch
    Huh?
[18:51] Princess
    No, I apologize.
[18:53] Princess
    You're not to blame here.
[18:55] Princess
    In fact, I'd prefer to marry
    someone with unassuming looks.
[18:59] Louch
    I see...
[19:02] Princess
    Ex is still asleep.
[19:05] Princess
    So, how will we escape?
[19:08] Louch
    Yes.
[19:09] Louch
    Actually, I spent quite some time
    searching for Your Highness,
[19:13] Louch
    so the sleeping spell is about
    to run out in a few minutes.
[19:16] Louch
    As such, we'll use a return spell to
    head straight back to the palace.
[19:20] Princess
    Makes sense.
[19:22] Louch
    Um, well...
[19:24] Louch
    About that return spell...
[19:28] Louch
    For the two of us to use it, we'll need
    to cling tightly to each other...
[19:34] Princess
    How innocent of you.
[19:35] Princess
    I don't mind a bit of close contact.
[19:37] Princess
    Don't hesitate to touch me.
[19:39] Louch
    Thank you very much.
[19:41] Louch
    Okay, Your Highness.
[19:43] Louch
    Let me take you by the waist.
[19:45] Princess
    Go on.
[19:46] Louch
    Now then, I'll begin the incantation.
[19:51] Louch
    Stars manifold, traverse the
    nights of greater magnitude yet.
[19:52] Narrator
    Needless to say, while the princess
    was quick to call him innocent,

[19:54] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[19:56] Narrator
    she was no better.
[19:56] Louch
    Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[20:00] Louch
    In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[20:00] Princess
    So close!
[20:01] Princess
    His face is so close!
[20:02] Louch
    become as a blade to rend
    the chaos of darkness.
[20:02] Princess
    His voice is so close!
[20:03] Princess
    A man, so close to me!
[20:05] Louch
    Thou who receivest the
    bounty of gilded earth.
[20:05] Princess
    I can feel the warmth from his fingertips!
[20:07] Princess
    This is a brand-new experience!
[20:08] Louch
    Head yonder as thou art guided.
[20:09] Princess
    My heart is pounding to the point
    where he's starting to look handsome!

[20:11] Louch
    Stars manifold, traverse the
    nights of greater magnitude yet.
[20:12] Princess
    And is it me, or is his voice pretty manly?
[20:14] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:15] Princess
    His dead serious profile as
    he recites his incantation...

[20:16] Louch
    Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[20:17] Princess
    So handsome!
[20:19] Louch
    In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[20:20] Princess
    He's grabbing onto me even tighter!
[20:21] Louch
    become as a blade to rend
    the chaos of darkness.
[20:23] Princess
    I hear transportation magic
     requires intense focus.

[20:23] Louch
    Thou who receivest the
    bounty of gilded earth.
[20:26] Princess
    I guess it was true.
[20:26] Louch
    Head yonder as thou art guided.
[20:28] Princess
    He's gripping me with a lot of force.
[20:29] Louch
    Stars manifold, traverse the
    nights of greater magnitude yet.
[20:31] Princess
    It hurts a little, but
    I'm no delicate maiden.

[20:32] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:34] Louch
    Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[20:35] Princess
    I'm the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.

[20:37] Louch
    In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[20:39] Princess
    This is nothing.
[20:39] Louch
    become as a blade to rend
    the chaos of darkness.
[20:41] Princess
    And well, more importantly...
[20:42] Louch
    Thou who receivest the
    bounty of gilded earth.
[20:42] Princess
    his hand keeps on creeping upward.
[20:44] Louch
    Head yonder as thou art guided.
[20:45] Princess
    He's about to reach my boobs—
[20:46] Louch
    Stars manifold, traverse the
    nights of greater magnitude yet.
[20:47] Princess
    U-Um, excuse me...
[20:49] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:49] Princess
    It's no use!
[20:50] Princess
    He's concentrating as hard as he can!
[20:52] Louch
    Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[20:52] Princess
    He's completely unaware of his own hand!
[20:55] Louch
    In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[20:55] Princess
    Calm down.
[20:56] Princess
    I threw away my womanhood
    when I became a knight.

[20:57] Louch
    become as a blade to rend
    the chaos of darkness.
[21:00] Louch
    Thou who receivest the
    bounty of gilded earth.
[21:00] Princess
    Even if his hand does touch my boobs—
[21:02] Louch
    Head yonder as thou art guided.
[21:04] Princess
    it's not a big deal!
[21:05] Louch
    Stars manifold, traverse the
    nights of greater magnitude yet.
[21:08] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[21:09] Louch
    Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[21:10] Princess
    It would take more than that...
[21:12] Louch
    In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[21:13] Princess
    to make me give in!
[21:14] Louch
    become as a blade that—
[21:17] Princess
    Nope, ain't happening!
[21:21] Louch
    Head yonder as thou art guided...
[21:27] Princess
    I'm sorry, Louch.
[21:34] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[21:38] Ex
    Bear with it.
[21:39] Ex
    I'm sure help will come some day!
[23:14] Hell-Lord
    I will say...
[23:16] Hell-Lord
    The grand inquisitor just hasn't brought
    me any information I can use.
[23:22] Hell-Lord
    I suppose the princess is
    just too formidable a foe.
[23:27] Hell-Lord
    No, or perhaps...
[23:35] Hell-Lord
    Bring Torture here at once!

Season 1

E4 - Untitled

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[00:00] Narration
    The war between the Imperial Army and the
    Hellhorde has raged on for many years...

[00:08] Narration
    In the midst of battle, the Princess and
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion

[00:17] Narration
    falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.
[00:20] Narration
    The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
    Imperial secrets from the princess...

[00:26] Narration
    ...mercilessly subjects her
    to torture day after day.

[00:43] Torture
    Torture Tortura, at your service.
[00:50] Hell-Lord
    The location of the
    empire's ultimate weapon.
[00:52] Hell-Lord
    The days when security is lax.
[00:54] Hell-Lord
    Their secret military code.
[00:57] Hell-Lord
    All utterly worthless.
[01:00] Hell-Lord
    You haven't managed to get any useful
    information out of the princess.
[01:06] Hell-Lord
    Could it be that you've lost your touch?
[01:11] Torture
    No, I dare say not.
[01:14] Hell-Lord
    I could strip you of your title
    of grand inquisitor right here.
[01:21] Hell-Lord
    But I'll offer you a chance.
[01:24] Hell-Lord
    Have a stab at torturing me.
[01:29] Kanadge
    Y-Your Majesty!
[01:31] Kanadge
    I can't allow that!
[01:35] Hell-Lord
    We will begin in one hour.
[01:37] Hell-Lord
    I'll see if you have what it takes.
[01:39] Hell-Lord
    And I think it should be
    clear what will happen...
[01:44] Hell-Lord
    if you disappoint me.
[01:48] Torture
    Yes.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[03:23] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Your Majesty.
[03:28] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[03:30] Kanadge
    Torturing His Majesty?
[03:32] Kanadge
    How foolhardy!
[03:34] Kanadge
    His Majesty stands above all of demonkind.
[03:37] Kanadge
    His mental resilience is far above average!
[03:40] Kanadge
    What exactly does she have planned?
[03:47] Torture
    I shall be using this for
    today's torture session.
[03:52] Torture
    'Tis beer.
[03:54] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[03:55] Hell-Lord
    You should cater your torture
    method to your victim.
[03:59] Kanadge
    It's not working on him!
[04:01] Hell-Lord
    I enjoy a drink every night with the queen in
    the privacy of my home, and you offer me beer?
[04:08] Hell-Lord
    Not a bad choice!
[04:09] Kanadge
    It's not?!
[04:11] Hell-Lord
    However, you stand before the Hell-Lord.
[04:15] Hell-Lord
    I've sampled the finest alcoholic
    beverages across the lands.
[04:18] Hell-Lord
    Do you think you can defeat me
    with that low-brow canned beer?
[04:27] Kanadge
    It's totally working!
[04:29] Torture
    'Tis but canned beer.
[04:30] Torture
    Yet 'tis mighty indeed.
[04:33] Torture
    Your Majesty, do you know the
    tastiest way to pour a can of beer?
[04:37] Torture
    The tastiest way?
[04:40] Torture
    First, when pouring it into the glass...
[04:43] Torture
    As you begin, immediately raise
    the can as high as you can.
[04:49] Hell-Lord
    If you do that, you'll get nothing but foam!
[04:53] Torture
    That is fine.
[04:55] Torture
    That is what we want.
[04:59] Torture
    Once it reaches the very top,
    we wait for the head to settle.
[05:03] Torture
    A vigorous pour results in fine bubbles
    that become compacted even further.
[05:11] Torture
    Once the head is stable, slowly pour
    in beer from the rim of the glass.
[05:17] Torture
    Finally, once you've poured enough that
    the foam covers the top of the glass...
[05:24] Torture
    'Tis complete.
[05:27] Hell-Lord
    Wha—?!
[05:28] Hell-Lord
    J-Just look at this fluffy foam...
[05:33] Hell-Lord
    No, fluffoam!
[05:36] Kanadge
    He gave it a name!
[05:38] Hell-Lord
    A far cry from the flaccid head
    you get from pouring mindlessly!
[05:41] Hell-Lord
    It stands out like a
    dollop of whipped cream!
[05:44] Hell-Lord
    Fluffoam! Fluffoam!
[05:47] Kanadge
    Is he pleased with himself for that?
[05:57] Kanadge
    Your Majesty!
[05:59] Hell-Lord
    It can't be!
[06:00] Hell-Lord
    To think that I...
[06:03] Hell-Lord
    would tremble with temptation!
[06:06] Kanadge
    Please endure it, Your Majesty!
[06:09] Kanadge
    Even when you faced the Hero, strongest
    soldier in the Imperial Army, in a duel,
[06:15] Kanadge
    you shrugged off all of
    his attacks, held firm,
[06:19] Kanadge
    and came out standing strong!
[06:21] Kanadge
    You are the pinnacle of all demonkind!
[06:23] Kanadge
    The strongest monster of all!
[06:25] Kanadge
    The Hell-Lord himself!
SIGN    The Hell-Lord himself
[06:30] Kanadge
    Your Majesty!
[06:32] Kanadge
    Y-Your Majesty?
[06:34] Hell-Lord
    Heh.
[06:36] Hell-Lord
    That's right.
[06:38] Hell-Lord
    I am the Hell-Lord.
[06:40] Hell-Lord
    This torture is nothing to me!
[06:47] Torture
    Incidentally, this beer
    with the fluffy foam...
[06:50] Torture
    or rather, this fluffoam beer...
[06:53] Torture
    The longer you wait, the
    more foam will dissipate.
[06:57] Torture
    'Tis best to enjoy it
    immediately after pouring.
[07:00] Hell-Lord
    My weakness is light magic!
[07:04] Kanadge
    He gave it away!
SIGN    The Hell-Lord
    confessed
[07:10] Torture
    Enjoy.
[07:11] Hell-Lord
    Yes.
[07:18] Hell-Lord
    It's so light, with a creamy mouthfeel
    that's downright criminal.

[07:23] Hell-Lord
    And the golden nectar of life
    blanketed in fluffoam...

[07:27] Hell-Lord
    rushes through my body!
[07:32] Hell-Lord
    So divine, it's like my throat is in heaven!
[07:36] Hell-Lord
    Foam fizzing like herald angels singing!
[07:41] Hell-Lord
    I'm filled with joy!
[07:48] Hell-Lord
    This is no mere canned beer!
[07:53] Hell-Lord
    It's light magic!
[07:55] Kanadge
    His Majesty is being purified!
[07:59] Narration
    Don't drink until you come of age.
SIGN    Grand
    Inquisitor's
    Chamber
[08:06] Torture
    His Majesty granted me permission
    to continue the torture.
[08:11] Torture
    But I must admit that as it stands, the
    intelligence we can gain is limited in scope.
[08:17] Torture
    I suppose I could try something different.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[08:23] Torture
    Fluffoam...
[08:34] Torture
    Princess.
[08:36] Torture
    'Tis time for torture.
[08:38] Torture
    We'll be trying something
    a little different today.
[08:43] Ex
    It doesn't matter what
    torture you throw at us.
[08:46] Ex
    I'm sure Her Highness will spill the beans.
[08:48] Princess
    What?!
[08:49] Princess
    Did Ex's faith in me plummet
    thanks to my constant slip-ups?!

[08:54] Princess
    Just you wait, Ex!
[08:55] Princess
    Today's the day I finally resist!
[08:57] Ex
    Hmph.
[08:57] Princess
    What?!
[08:59] Torture
    I shan't be torturing you today, Princess.
[09:02] Princess
    What?
[09:03] Torture
    Please come in.
[09:06] Torture
    Weaponsmith Gilga-chan.
SIGN    Weaponsmith, Pain-Private
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Gilga
[09:08] Gilga
    Hey there.
[09:10] Ex
    A weaponsmith?
[09:13] Gilga
    Aw, man.
[09:15] Ex
    Hey! Stop that! Not there!
[09:15] Gilga
    Being stuck here has left
    you in awful condition.
[09:18] Ex
    Cut it out!
[09:19] Torture
    Yes.
[09:19] Ex
    Don't touch me! Hey! Stop!
[09:20] Torture
    Sacred Blade Ex, today we'll be...
[09:22] Ex
    Hands off! Hey! I said stop!
[09:24] Torture
    torturing you instead.
[09:28] Ex
    Don't underestimate me.
[09:30] Ex
    I am Ex, the sacred blade.
[09:33] Ex
    In my long service to the royal family,
    alongside generations of noble knights,
[09:36] Ex
    I've braved a countless number of battles.
[09:40] Ex
    I would never submit to
    any means of torture!
[09:44] Gilga
    Alrighty.
[09:45] Ex
    Hey! Unhand me!
[09:46] Gilga
    Let's start by taking off this surface rust.
[09:47] Ex
    I'm a sacred blade, you know!
[09:59] Princess
    Ex?
[10:01] Ex
    You've got it wrong, Your Highness!
[10:02] Ex
    That was a battle cry!
[10:04] Ex
    I was letting out a manly battle cry!
[10:06] Ex
    It wasn't because of any
    pleasure I felt at all!
[10:07] Ex
    I simply let out a battle cry!
[10:08] Ex
    All sacred blades would do the same!
[10:10] Ex
    I'm definitely not the only
    one who'd cry out...
[10:10] Princess
    Slow down.
[10:14] Gilga
    Next, I'll use this rotary grindstone...
[10:17] Gilga
    and sharpen you real nice and gentle.
[10:28] Ex
    What a refreshing shave.
[10:30] Ex
    And the perfect level of sharpening!
[10:34] Ex
    I can feel it.
[10:36] Ex
    I don't need to test out my blade to tell.
[10:40] Ex
    While retaining the bashing force a
    sword needs to smash through armor...

[10:46] Ex
    it boasts the sharp edge of a
    katana to cut through flesh!

[10:51] Ex
    I am a sacred blade!
[10:52] Ex
    The sacred blade Ex!
[10:57] Princess
    Ex!
[10:58] Princess
    Ex, snap out of it!
[11:01] Princess
    Ex!
[11:04] Ex
    It's okay, Your Highness.
[11:07] Ex
    I admit that felt good.
[11:08] Ex
    However, I feel no obligation
    to share my secrets!
[11:12] Ex
    I will endure this torture!
[11:14] Princess
    Great!
[11:16] Princess
    I'm impressed, Ex!
[11:17] Princess
    I would have spilled the
    beans three times by now!
[11:19] Ex
    Your Highness?
[11:21] Gilga
    Well, that's a shame, but it
    looks like I'm done here.
[11:25] Ex
    Y-You've still only done a
    coarse pass over my surface!
[11:28] Gilga
    I know.
[11:29] Gilga
    I'd love to give you the
    full treatment as well.
[11:33] Gilga
    But this is supposed to be torture.
[11:37] Gilga
    Well, if you were to reveal a secret...
[11:41] Gilga
    I wouldn't mind giving you a nice finish.
[11:44] Princess
    Ex...
[11:45] Ex
    Rest assured, Your Highness.
[11:48] Ex
    I am the sacred blade Ex.
[11:50] Ex
    Your trusty sword.
[11:52] Ex
    I wouldn't dare act out of
    my own personal interest.
[11:56] Princess
    Ex!
[11:57] Ex
    Getting polished up with
    a nice, sharp edge...
[12:01] Ex
    That would benefit Your Highness as well!
[12:03] Princess
    Ex!
[12:07] Gilga
    Okay, let's finish you up!
SIGN    Ex confessed
[12:17] Torture
    I see.
[12:19] Torture
    So the Demon Sword Murasa and
    Fire Sword Amon are lovers.
[12:23] Ex
    Magnificent! I feel superb!
[12:25] Princess
    Glare...
[12:35] Ex
    U-Um...
[12:37] Ex
    Your Highness, well...
[12:40] Ex
    I'm sorry.
[12:45] Princess
    Sorry for letting you down as well.
[12:47] Ex
    N-No, I never...
[12:50] Princess
    I'll try harder than ever
    before to endure the torture!
[12:57] Ex
    Yes!
[12:58] Ex
    I'll be rooting for you!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[13:06] Krall
    Princess, time for some torture!
SIGN    Beastmaster
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Krall
[13:10] Princess
    Krall-chan!
[13:12] Princess
    Where's Hngy-Baby?
[13:14] Krall
    He's keeping watch back home!
[13:16] Princess
    Aw, I was hoping to see him again!
[13:18] Krall
    For real?
[13:19] Princess
    I mean, Hngy-Baby's adorable!
[13:21] Krall
    I know, right?
[13:22] Krall
    Hngy-Baby's totes adorbs!
[13:25] Krall
    You should come hang out at my place!
[13:27] Krall
    You can meet all the others, too!
[13:29] Princess
    What, really?
[13:31] Princess
    I'm totally down!
[13:33] Ex
    Your Highness?
[13:33] Torture
    Krall?
[13:34] Krall
    That's right, Princess.
    No more goofing around!
[13:38] Krall
    Unlike last time, today's torture
    is totally the real deal!
[13:41] Krall
    Prepare yourself!
[13:43] Krall
    Come on in!
[13:49] Ex
    That's...
[13:53] Krall
    That's a good boy, Mad Wolf.
SIGN    Krall Regiment Combat Soldier
SIGN    Mad Wolf
[13:59] Ex
    A mad wolf!
[14:01] Ex
    Be careful, Your Highness!
[14:03] Ex
    Wolves are known as the strongest of all monster
     families when it comes to pure fighting power!
[14:09] Princess
    Have you forgotten, Ex?
[14:11] Princess
    I've defeated wolves in the past.
[14:14] Princess
    It wasn't an easy fight, but
    they're not unbeatable.
[14:19] Ex
    However, mad wolves are a different
    beast altogether, even among wolves.
[14:24] Ex
    They're twice as strong as the gran
    wolves you struggled to defeat.
[14:27] Princess
    What?
[14:28] Princess
    That's strong as hell!
[14:30] Krall
    All right, Princess.
[14:32] Krall
    Let's start the torture!
[14:35] Ex
    What enormous, thick legs!
[14:37] Ex
    If that thing lands a hit on you...
[14:44] Krall
    Mad Wolf's allure lies in his
    big, cute paw pads for sure!
[14:49] Krall
    Not to mention...
[14:54] Krall
    Ah, it smells so nice!
[14:57] Krall
    The unique scent of their paw pads!
[15:02] Krall
    You can't beat it, baby!
[15:05] Princess
    That's so specific that
    I'm not jealous at all.

[15:07] Krall
    Okay, Princess!
[15:09] Krall
    If you're dying of envy, then
    let's hear that secret!
[15:12] Princess
    No, I'm not jealous.
[15:16] Krall
    What?
[15:17] Krall
    M-Mad wolf paw pads have a stronger
    scent than doggies or kitties do...
[15:21] Princess
    I've never sniffed an animal's
    paw pads to begin with.
[15:25] Krall
    No way!
[15:26] Krall
    That's like missing out
    on half of life itself!
[15:28] Ex
    Paw pads make up half of our lives now?
[15:30] Krall
    Here, give it a whiff.
[15:32] Princess
    What?
[15:36] Princess
    Smells like animal funk.
[15:37] Krall
    It's a nice smell!
[15:39] Krall
    C'mon, try sniffing it again!
[15:41] Princess
    Ugh, no thanks.
[15:42] Krall
    Please!
[15:43] Krall
    I'll let you in on my secret!
[15:45] Ex
    How the tables have turned.
[15:47] Princess
    What secret?
[15:48] Krall
    The grand inquisitor has her newborn
    niece as her phone wallpaper!
[15:52] Torture
    Hey, Krall!
[15:54] Torture
    How do you know that?!
[15:55] Krall
    Look, I shared my secret!
[15:57] Princess
    What?
[15:59] Princess
    Fine, I'll give it another whiff.
[16:04] Krall
    W-Well?
[16:07] Princess
    Ah!
[16:08] Princess
    Underneath the animal funk, it
    smells a bit like popcorn...
[16:12] Krall
    Yeah! Yeah!
[16:16] Princess
    The pad itself feels so nice and squishy...
[16:20] Princess
    Huh?
[16:21] Princess
    Ah, wait...
[16:24] Princess
    I could get hooked on this!
[16:29] Krall
    Welcome.
[16:31] Krall
    To the world of paw pads!
SIGN    The princess had her eyes
    opened to a new world
[16:39] Princess
    Thanks, Krall-cchi.
[16:41] Princess
    For opening my eyes to a brand new world!
[16:44] Krall
    Nah, I'm just glad you get the paw hype now!
[16:50] Krall
    Oh, I know!
[16:52] Krall
    Let's have a paw party back at my place!
[16:55] Princess
    I'm down!
[16:56] Princess
    Let's invite everyone else!
[16:58] Krall
    How about it, Grand Inquisitor?
[17:01] Torture
    I swear, you two...
[17:05] Torture
    Will there be bunnies?
[17:07] Krall
    You betcha, baby!
[17:09] Torture
    Ah, so cute...
[17:15] Princess
    Hngy-Baby!
[17:17] Inki
    So warm and relaxing...
[17:19] Youki
    How's it going?
[17:21] Parrot
    How's it going?
[17:22] Youki
    Whoa, you're a clever one!
[17:28] Ex
    What about the torture?
SIGN    'Tis Time for
    "Torture," Princess
SIGN    Hellgrove Park
[17:37] Demon Boy
    Hurry up!
[17:38] Demon Girl
    I can't wait!
[17:47] Maomao-Chan
    It's time for torture, Princess!
SIGN    Hell-Lord's Daughter
    Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
     Maomao-chan
[17:50] Maomao-Chan
    I really like playing at the park!
[17:53] Maomao-Chan
    So seeing me play should make you jealous!
[17:57] Maomao-Chan
    Just watch me!
[17:58] Princess
    Yeah, I'm watching.
[18:01] Princess
    Wait up!
[18:09] Maomao-Chan
    Careful, careful...
[18:12] Maomao-Chan
    So fast!
[18:14] Princess
    Ah, so cute.
[18:17] Princess
    Everything's cute about her.
[18:19] Princess
    She really is so cute.
[18:23] Ex
    She's gonna talk, isn't she?
[18:26] Ex
    And join in on the fun.
[18:28] Princess
    Don't worry, Ex.
[18:30] Princess
    That won't happen.
[18:33] Princess
    Maomao-chan may be cute, but that
    doesn't mean I want to join in.
[18:38] Princess
    I've never liked parks very much.
[18:41] Ex
    What do you mean?
[18:43] Princess
    I was...
[18:45] Princess
    forbidden from playing in
    parks when I was younger.
[18:50] Princess
    Parks are not a place
    for royalty to play.
[18:53] Princess
    That's the lesson I had
    deeply ingrained in me.
[18:56] Princess
    Which is why...
[18:58] Princess
    I don't feel the desire to play here at all!
[19:01] Ex
    Magnificent, Your Highness!
[19:03] Ex
    Princess and Commander of
    the Imperial Third Legion!
[19:06] Ex
    You've fully taken those childhood
    royal lessons to heart!
[19:13] Princess
    Of course.
[19:14] Princess
    I've had to lead a distinguished
    life since birth.
[19:16] Princess
    Even as a child... I-I understood this...
[19:21] Ex
    Your Highness?
[19:24] Princess
    Truth is, I wanted to play
    with everyone else...
[19:27] Ex
    You gave in awfully fast!
[19:29] Princess
    I wanted to play...
[19:30] Princess
    And go on the seesaw...
SIGN    Giggle giggle
[19:32] Princess
    And climb up the jungle gym...
SIGN    Smirk smirk
[19:35] Princess
    And make castles in the sandbox...
SIGN    Yeah!
[19:38] Ex
    Calm down, Your Highness.
[19:40] Ex
    Don't let your own memories
    be your downfall.
[19:44] Maomao-Chan
    Missy!
[19:47] Princess
    Maomao-chan!
[19:50] Maomao-Chan
    Let's play together!
[19:54] Princess
    Sure!
[19:54] Ex
    Your Highness?!
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[19:59] Maomao-Chan
    C'mon, missy!
[20:01] Princess
    Not so fast!
[20:02] Maomao-Chan
    Hurry up!
[21:04] Princess
    Man, that was fun!
[21:06] Maomao-Chan
    Yep!
[21:07] Krall
    I played my heart out!
[21:09] Youki
    We should hang out again!
[21:10] Inki
    Yeah.
[21:13] Princess
    What was the most fun part, Maomao-chan?
[21:16] Maomao-Chan
    Huh?
[21:18] Maomao-Chan
    Why do I need to pick?
[21:21] Princess
    So everything was fun, then?
[21:24] Maomao-Chan
    Yeah!
[21:26] Maomao-Chan
    Everything was fun!
[21:29] Princess
    Same for me!
[21:40] Kanadge
    Your Majesty.
[21:42] Kanadge
    The Royal Empire's security password
    we obtained from the princess.
[21:45] Kanadge
    The Chief Officer of Combat
    was asking for it.
[21:48] Kanadge
    Would you be so kind as to lend me
    the note with the password on it?
[21:53] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[21:55] Hell-Lord
    That note, you say?
[21:57] Hell-Lord
    The video filled with scenes
    of Maomao-chan playing.
[22:02] Hell-Lord
    I was so engrossed in watching that...
[22:06] Hell-Lord
    I completely lost track
    of where I left the note!

Season 1

E5 - Untitled

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[00:00] Narration
    The war between the Imperial Army and the
    Hellhorde has raged on for many years...

[00:09] Narration
    In the midst of battle, the Princess and
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion

[00:17] Narration
    falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.
[00:21] Narration
    The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
    Imperial secrets from the princess...

[00:27] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[00:31] Narration
    ...mercilessly subjects her
    to torture day after day.

[00:55] Mad Kaiser
    At long last...
[00:59] Mad Kaiser
    Vengeance will be mine.
[01:02] Mad Kaiser
    Princess!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[02:39] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[02:43] Princess
    What did you bring us
    all the way out here for?
[02:46] Princess
    I know.
[02:47] Princess
    I bet we're playing in the river, yeah.
[02:50] Princess
    Let's just get this over with already.
[02:52] Princess
    Well, I'm the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[02:56] Princess
    It's not like I'd ever give in for
    splashing around in the river!
[02:59] Ex
    Your Highness, you're way too excited.
[03:02] Torture
    Today's torture shan't
    be playing in the river.
[03:08] Princess
    Guh...
[03:09] Princess
    Ah, I see.
[03:11] Princess
    I wasn't looking forward to it at all.
[03:13] Ex
    Poor thing...
[03:13] Princess
    Do what you want.
[03:14] Torture
    We've come to the river today for
    today's torture, marshmallows.
SIGN    Marshmallows
[03:19] Princess
    Marshmallows?
[03:21] Princess
    Sorry to say, but I'm not a huge fan.
[03:23] Princess
    I don't like how they stick to your teeth.
[03:26] Princess
    There's zero reason why I'd
    lose to today's torture!
[03:28] Princess
    It's not too late to do something else!
[03:32] Princess
    Like playing in the river!
[03:33] Ex
    Do you want to play in the river that badly?
[03:36] Torture
    I say marshmallows, but these
    are no ordinary marshmallows.
[03:42] Torture
    They're roasted marshmallows!
[03:44] Princess
    Roasted marshmallows?
[03:46] Torture
    Indeed.
[03:47] Torture
    We came all the way out here so
    as to safely start an open fire.
[03:51] Princess
    Hmph!
[03:52] Princess
    What good will roasting the marshmallows do?
[03:55] Ex
    Yeah, that's right!
[03:56] Ex
    You tell her, Your Highness!
[04:10] Ex
    Ah! Wait, Your Highness!
[04:12] Ex
    Stop!
[04:13] Torture
    Princess.
[04:14] Torture
    Would you care to try one, just this once?
[04:17] Ex
    You mustn't, Your Highness!
[04:18] Ex
    Don't fall for it!
[04:20] Ex
    She's trying to teach you what
    roasted marshmallows taste like,
[04:23] Ex
    so that you won't be able
    to resist their temptation!
[04:26] Princess
    How devious!
[04:27] Torture
    Why, I would never.
[04:29] Torture
    'Twas simply a gesture of goodwill.
[04:33] Torture
    Not to mention...
[04:35] Torture
    She's the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[04:38] Torture
    That title is a testament to her
    strict self-discipline and training.
[04:44] Torture
    Would she really succumb without resistance
    to the taste of roasted marshmallows?
[04:50] Ex
    Your Highness won't fall
    for such an obvious ploy!
[04:53] Princess
    That's right.
[04:54] Princess
    Such an obvious ploy...
[04:56] Princess
    I'd never succumb to some
    lousy roasted marshmallows!
[04:59] Ex
    She fell for the obvious ploy!
[05:03] Princess
    Even if it turns out to be good...
[05:07] Princess
    I will never give in!
[05:20] Princess
    The soft texture of the marshmallow...
[05:23] Princess
    Roasting has browned the
    surface and turned it crispy!

[05:32] Princess
    And the heat has made the inside all gooey!
[05:35] Princess
    The gooeyness is filling my mouth!
[05:49] Princess
    A delight for the mouth!
[05:55] Torture
    Well, Princess?
[05:57] Torture
    If you reveal a secret, I
    can let you have one more.
[06:01] Ex
    Don't do it, Your Highness!
[06:02] Ex
    Pull yourself together!
[06:04] Princess
    It's okay, Ex.
[06:05] Princess
    I'm as calm as can be.
[06:07] Ex
    Your Highness!
[06:09] Princess
    Hmph!
[06:10] Princess
    One more if I tell you a secret?
[06:12] Ex
    Keep it up, Your Highness!
[06:13] Ex
    You've triumphed over the marshmallows!
[06:15] Princess
    In other words...
[06:17] Princess
    Will I get four marshmallows
    for four secrets?!
[06:19] Ex
    She caved immediately!
[06:21] Torture
    One secret, and you can
    have as many as you like.
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[06:30] Princess
    So big!
SIGN    Jumbo
SIGN    Extra Large
[06:31] Princess
    I didn't know they made
    marshmallows this big!
[06:51] Princess
    Delicious!
[06:53] Princess
    So gooey...
[06:55] Torture
    Princess, while we're here,
    shall we play in the river?
[06:58] Princess
    Wait, can I?!
[07:00] Torture
    Of course.
[07:02] Torture
    We're all done with you.
[07:07] Princess
    Take that!
[07:10] Princess
    How's that?!
[07:11] Torture
    What do you think of today's secret?
[07:14] Kanadge
    The castle guards are weak
    against fire attacks...
[07:18] Kanadge
    But you know, it's normal for
    humans to be weak to fire.
[07:22] Torture
    I suppose.
[07:24] Torture
    Most creatures are weak against fire.
[07:28] Torture
    What did you just say?!
[07:30] Kanadge
    Like I said...
[07:31] Kanadge
    If you're still by the river, get
    another secret out of the princess.
[07:36] Kanadge
    His Majesty's orders.
SIGN    Call ended
SIGN    Call duration
[07:47] Princess
    You've done it now!
[07:51] Torture
    Two torture sessions on the same day...
[07:53] Torture
    I can only imagine the toll it will take!
[07:57] Torture
    The princess's body might even give out.
[08:11] Princess
    What's with the long face?
[08:13] Ex
    The Hell-Lord was unsatisfied
    with her work yet again.
[08:16] Princess
    Huh?
[08:17] Ex
    I kept an ear turned to her
    conversation on the phone.
[08:20] Princess
    Ear?
[08:21] Princess
    Where are your ears?
[08:24] Ex
    It looks like she was ordered to carry
    out a second torture today.
[08:27] Princess
    Wha—?!
[08:28] Princess
    I-I can't handle two tortures in one day!
[08:31] Ex
    Isn't that why she looks so troubled?
[08:41] Ex
    Don't do it, Your Highness.
[08:44] Ex
    Don't offer her a secret
    just because you feel bad.
[08:47] Princess
    Y-You know I wouldn't do that!
[08:49] Princess
    I'm the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[08:53] Princess
    I've been in countless battles,
[08:55] Princess
    cutting down my foes without any mercy.
[08:58] Princess
    I would never take pity on my enemy!
[09:01] Princess
    Worrying her pretty little head about me...
[09:05] Princess
    She sure is a big ol' softie!
[09:09] Princess
    She really is...
[09:12] Princess
    as soft as they come.
[09:16] Torture
    I never imagined he'd instruct me
    to torture her twice in one day.

[09:19] Torture
    The Hell-Lord truly is evil incarnate.
[09:23] Torture
    No, a professional must perform her duty.
[09:26] Torture
    His Majesty has the right idea here.
[09:31] Torture
    Maybe... I'm not cut out to be a torturer.
[09:51] Princess
    Nice weather we're having today.
[09:54] Torture
    Y-Yes, we are.
[09:56] Princess
    The laundry dries faster on sunny days, too.
[10:00] Princess
    Speaking of laundry...
[10:02] Princess
    The king prefers wearing briefs.
[10:05] Torture
    Princess!
[10:06] Torture
    Why would you tell me such
    an important secret?!
[10:09] Princess
    Huh?
[10:10] Princess
    Did I let something slip just now?
[10:12] Torture
    Are you taking pity on me, Princess?!
[10:16] Princess
    I don't have a clue what
    you're talking about.
[10:19] Princess
    But I like that look on your face.
[10:22] Princess
    That depressed look really didn't suit you.
[10:27] Torture
    Princess...
[10:28] Princess
    Let's make the most of this perfect weather!
[10:32] Princess
    Come play with me!
[10:47] Ex
    I swear...
[10:49] Youki
    Hey!
[10:52] Youki
    Princess-chan!
[10:54] Princess
    You-chan! In-chan!
[10:57] Inki
    W-We're here.
[10:59] Youki
    Done with torture for the day?
[11:01] Princess
    Yep!
[11:02] Princess
    I resisted for a while, but then I gave in.
[11:05] Princess
    What are you doing here?
[11:07] Inki
    W-We got a call from the grand inquisitor.
SIGN    Search
SIGN    #Torture #Riverbank
SIGN    Live Stream | Datarma Channel | Relaxing Torture by the Riverbank
SIGN    watching now
SIGN    Chat
[11:53] Torture
    Princess!
[12:46] Ex
    So cold!
SIGN    The princess
    had fun
[13:18] Torture
    What do you think?
[13:20] Torture
    About the second secret for today.
[13:23] Torture
    Huh? No good?
SIGN    The torture
    will continue
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[13:49] Giant
    Wow, check out that tan!
SIGN    Combat Soldier
    Fourth Class
    & Pain-Private
    Giant
[13:53] Giant
    It might sting if you
    soak in the hot springs,
[13:56] Giant
    so let's go to the sauna instead today!
[13:58] Princess
    The sauna?
[13:59] Giant
    Wait, have you never been?
[14:02] Princess
    Nope.
[14:03] Giant
    What?
[14:04] Giant
    You're missing out on something amazing!
[14:07] Giant
    Okay, off we go!
[14:11] Princess
    I followed her after she said all that...
SIGN    They're wearing towels with permission for the sake of the "torture"
[14:15] Princess
    But it's so hot!
[14:17] Princess
    My entire body is dripping with sweat!
[14:20] Princess
    This is supposed to feel good?
[14:21] Princess
    Really?
[14:22] Princess
    This is practically torture...
[14:25] Princess
    So that's her deal!
[14:26] Giant
    It feels so nice!
[14:26] Princess
    Mama... no, Giant!
[14:30] Princess
    Her sweet words lured me into this torture!
[14:34] Princess
    If your average person were
    faced with this heat...

[14:37] Princess
    I'm sure they wouldn't be able
    to bear it, and they'd end up talking.

[14:39] Princess
    But I'm the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.

[14:44] Princess
    Be it a scorching desert
    or a frigid snowy mountain,

[14:48] Princess
    I've fought while maintaining a clear head!
[14:50] Princess
    I will never give in to this torture!
SIGN    They're wearing towels with permission for the sake of the "torture"
[15:04] Princess
    Come to think of it, I haven't
    sweated this much in a long time.

[15:09] Princess
    Lately, I eat three meals
    a day, get tortured,

[15:12] Princess
    and spend the rest of my time
    lazing around and sleeping.

[15:15] Princess
    Munch, munch, munch...
[15:17] Princess
    I'd forgotten how this felt.
[15:19] Princess
    It feels good to sweat it out.
[15:24] Princess
    Feels good?!
[15:26] Princess
    That can't be right!
[15:27] Princess
    At first, this was nothing
    more than a blistering hell!

[15:30] Princess
    Yet now, it feels good?!
[15:34] Princess
    Being placed in this unusual situation
[15:36] Princess
    is making my earthly suffering
    and troubles evaporate away!

[15:40] Princess
    Ah, I see now, Giant...
[15:43] Princess
    No, Mama!
[15:45] Princess
    Saunas feel so nice!
[15:51] Giant
    Okay, I think it's about time we got out.
[15:53] Princess
    Huh? Not yet...
[15:55] Giant
    Staying in there too
    long's not good for you.
[15:58] Giant
    Especially on your first time.
[16:01] Princess
    Makes sense...
[16:06] Princess
    The air outside feels so nice and cool!
[16:09] Giant
    Okay, next up is the cold bath!
SIGN    Cold Bath
[16:12] Princess
    C-Cold bath?!
[16:14] Princess
    The water's at 17 degrees?!
[16:16] Princess
    There's no way I can get in...
[16:18] Princess
    No, I thought the sauna was hot, too,
[16:22] Princess
    but it ended up being really nice.
[16:25] Princess
    All right!
[16:31] Princess
    N-N-N-Nope, still cold!
[16:38] Princess
    Huh?
SIGN    Cold Bath
[16:40] Princess
    After getting used to it...
[16:42] Princess
    the cold water feels nice on my warm body.
[16:45] Princess
    The heat is slowly melting
    away from my body.

[16:49] Princess
    I'm melting away, too!
[16:53] Princess
    Ah, I'm becoming one with the water.
[16:56] Princess
    It feels so good!
[16:59] Giant
    After a cold bath, take a nice, long break.
[17:03] Princess
    Ah, my arms and legs are tingling.
[17:06] Princess
    I can feel the blood flowing through me.
[17:08] Princess
    My body is being set free!
[17:12] Princess
    Just now, I have become complete.
[17:20] Princess
    Thank you, Mama.
[17:22] Princess
    I've learned the truth of the universe...
[17:24] Princess
    no, of the sauna.
[17:29] Giant
    They say lots of things about
    saunas and their detox effect,
[17:33] Giant
    or how they may or may not
    help you lose weight.
[17:38] Giant
    But none of that really matters.
[17:41] Giant
    Saunas feel good!
[17:43] Giant
    End of story!
[17:44] Princess
    Yes, Mama!
[17:46] Princess
    No...
[17:47] Princess
    Master Mama!
SIGN    By the way, the
    princess confessed
[17:54] Ex
    Fair play, fair sauna!
SIGN    Enjoy the sauna by following all rules and etiquette!!
[17:56] Princess
    Enjoy the sauna by following
    all rules and etiquette!
[18:04] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[18:08] Ex
    Where are we?
[18:09] Ex
    And...
[18:11] Ex
    who are they?
[18:14] Princess
    Mad Kaiser!
[18:16] Ex
    What?
[18:17] Princess
    I've fought him in the past.
[18:20] Ex
    Is that true, Your Highness?
[18:22] Princess
    He was the boss of the Western Tower.
[18:24] Princess
    I remember him well.
[18:26] Princess
    This was him!
[18:28] Ex
    You sliced him clean in half.
[18:30] Ex
    No way that's him.
[18:31] Princess
    Hey there! Is that you, Mad Kaiser?
[18:34] Mad Kaiser
    That's right!
[18:34] Ex
    She was right!
[18:36] Mad Kaiser
    Princess.
[18:37] Mad Kaiser
    The wound you gave me...
[18:39] Mad Kaiser
    It throbs with pain to this day.
[18:41] Ex
    That sure healed up nicely.
[18:43] Princess
    I see.
[18:44] Princess
    So that's what this is.
[18:47] Princess
    Everyone here is someone
    I've defeated in the past!
[18:51] Ex
    You can't be serious!
[18:52] Torture
    That's not true at all.
[18:54] Ex
    It wasn't true at all...
[18:55] Torture
    Mad Kaiser just happened to be here.
[18:58] Torture
    It's completely unrelated.
[19:00] Torture
    Today's torture comes courtesy
    of Lieutorment Youki:
[19:05] Torture
    a test of courage!
[19:06] Youki
    Yay!
[19:09] Torture
    These demons will act as the ghosts
    and hide in the school building.
[19:14] Torture
    Lurking inside this abandoned
    school building,
[19:16] Torture
    these scaring experts will provide
    you with a night of terror!
[19:20] Torture
    Will you be able to withstand it, Princess?
[19:23] Ex
    How underhanded...
[19:26] Mad Kaiser
    This is revenge for my wound!
[19:27] Mad Kaiser
    I'll scare you real good!
[19:30] Ex
    You're scarier without the mask.
[19:32] Mad Kaiser
    All right, everyone!
[19:33] Mad Kaiser
    Let's get started!
[19:34] Group
    Yeah!
[19:38] Princess
    Hold on.
[19:40] Princess
    Courtesy of You-chan?
[19:42] Princess
    Where's You-chan, then?
[19:44] Torture
    Youki can't make it out today.
[19:46] Princess
    What?!
[19:47] Torture
    After sleeping with her stomach
    exposed, she's caught a cold.
[19:50] Princess
    Oh, no!
[19:52] Torture
    Which is why I'm administering
    this in her stead.
[19:55] Princess
    You-chan's out with a cold?!
[19:56] Princess
    Please, let me go and pay her a visit!
[19:59] Torture
    I cannot.
[20:01] Torture
    You're in the middle of being tortured.
[20:04] Torture
    You shan't have freedom until it's over.
[20:07] Torture
    But to put it in other words...
[20:09] Torture
    You're free to go once it's over.
[20:12] Ex
    Hmph.
[20:13] Ex
    Do you think that helps the chances
    of Her Highness confessing?
[20:16] Ex
    It's no use!
[20:18] Ex
    Her Highness is the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[20:19] Princess
    There's a hidden passage leading to
    the castle in the Eastern Mountains!
[20:21] Ex
    From a young age...
[20:23] Ex
    That was quick!
[20:24] Ex
    I didn't even get to the flashback!
[20:25] Torture
    Very well!
[20:26] Torture
    You've told us your secret,
    so we're done with you!
[20:29] Torture
    Let's go and visit the sick!
[20:35] Princess
    Seriously...
[20:37] Princess
    You really made me worry.
[20:40] Youki
    Sorry.
[20:41] Princess
    But it was a pretty good torture idea.
[20:44] Princess
    I gave in before I knew it.
[20:46] Princess
    Here, drink up.
[20:50] Youki
    Thanks.
[20:51] Princess
    Do you have a fever?
[20:53] Princess
    Does it hurt anywhere?
[20:55] Youki
    Nah, I'm fine.
[20:57] Inki
    It looks like her fever's gone down.
[21:00] Princess
    I see, that's a relief.
[21:05] Youki
    That feels so nice!
[21:07] Torture
    Can you handle eating some congee?
[21:13] Princess
    Here, You-chan.
[21:19] Youki
    It's good!
[21:21] Youki
    I might give in before I know it.
[21:27] Princess
    Today's the one day where that's fine!
[21:29] Princess
    Here, open up!
[23:04] Torture
    How did you find today's secret?
[23:08] Torture
    What?
[23:09] Torture
    Is the hidden passage lit up?
[23:11] Torture
    His Majesty would be scared in the dark?
[23:14] Torture
    Yes, I'll ask.
[23:16] Kanadge
    Also, the guys you took with you today.
[23:20] Kanadge
    Administration is telling me they
    haven't clocked out for the day yet.
[23:23] Torture
    What?
[23:25] Torture
    Ah.

Season 1

E6 - Untitled

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[00:11] Hell-Lord
    Congratulations on passing the
    Hellhorde Promotion Exam.
[00:16] Hell-Lord
    You've gone from Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
    to Awesome Great Cadet Inquisitor.
[00:23] Hell-Lord
    That's my daughter for you.
SIGN    Hell-Lord's Daughter
    Awesome Great Cadet Inquisitor
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
     Maomao-chan
[00:26] Maomao-Chan
    Thank you very much, Papa.
[00:28] Maomao-Chan
    I mean, Your Majesty.
[00:30] Hell-Lord
    I will give you a reward.
[00:32] Hell-Lord
    Whatever you want.
[00:34] Hell-Lord
    A magic crystal skeleton?
[00:36] Hell-Lord
    An evil dragon fang?
[00:38] Hell-Lord
    Or perhaps a hydra scale?
[00:40] Hell-Lord
    State your wish.
[00:44] Maomao-Chan
    In that case...
[00:48] Maomao-Chan
    I...
[00:49] Maomao-Chan
    I want a piggyback ride...
[00:53] Hell-Lord
    What?!
[00:54] Maomao-Chan
    I know you're the Hell-Lord,
[00:56] Maomao-Chan
    and appearances are important,
    so I held back all this time...
[01:02] Maomao-Chan
    But deep down, I want
    piggyback rides and stuff.
[01:08] Maomao-Chan
    Ah!
[01:08] Maomao-Chan
    No, I'm sorry!
[01:11] Maomao-Chan
    I was asking for too much.
[01:12] Hell-Lord
    Of course!
[01:14] Maomao-Chan
    Eh?
[01:15] Hell-Lord
    I had been concerned about
    appearances, too...
[01:18] Hell-Lord
    but you know I'd love to
    give you a piggyback ride!
[01:22] Maomao-Chan
    Papa!
[01:23] Hell-Lord
    Okay!
[01:25] Hell-Lord
    You can ride piggyback as much as you want!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[03:05] Maomao-Chan
    I'm so high up!
[03:09] Maomao-Chan
    I can almost reach the ceiling!
[03:13] Maomao-Chan
    You sure are tall, Papa!
[03:15] Hell-Lord
    But right now, you're even
    taller, Maomao-chan.
[03:18] Maomao-Chan
    Does that make me the tallest in the world?!
[03:21] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[03:22] Hell-Lord
    Make sure you hold on tight.
[03:24] Hell-Lord
    Watch out for the pointy bits of my horns.
[03:27] Maomao-Chan
    'Kay!
[03:30] Maomao-Chan
    Yay!
[03:35] Maomao-Chan
    Thank you very much, Papa.
[03:37] Maomao-Chan
    I had fun.
[03:39] Hell-Lord
    Me too.
[03:40] Hell-Lord
    That was nice.
[03:42] Hell-Lord
    Letting loose instead of holding
    yourself back, that is.
[03:47] Hell-Lord
    Until now, to keep up appearances,
[03:50] Hell-Lord
    I watched quietly in the back with my
    arms folded at concerts.
[03:55] Hell-Lord
    Starting next time, I'll go
    a bit closer to the front!
[04:00] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh...
[04:02] Maomao-Chan
    That's for the best, Papa!
[04:03] Hell-Lord
    By the way, daughter of mine.
[04:05] Hell-Lord
    Earlier, you said, "piggyback
    rides and stuff."
[04:09] Hell-Lord
    It sounds like there's more that you desire.
[04:11] Maomao-Chan
    Huh?
[04:12] Maomao-Chan
    I couldn't...
[04:13] Hell-Lord
    It's fine by me!
[04:15] Hell-Lord
    Tell me what you want!
[04:18] Maomao-Chan
    Then...
[04:20] Maomao-Chan
    Playing house.
[04:21] Hell-Lord
    Mama!
[04:23] Hell-Lord
    Food!
[04:24] Hell-Lord
    I'm hungry, Mama!
[04:27] Maomao-Chan
    Okay, it'll be ready in no time!
[04:32] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh...
[04:36] Maomao-Chan
    Next up, a horsey ride!
[04:38] Hell-Lord
    Neigh!
[04:40] Hell-Lord
    Clip-clop, clip-clop...
[04:40] Maomao-Chan
    Go, go!
[04:42] Hell-Lord
    Neigh!
[04:43] Maomao-Chan
    Welcome to my blue underground lake house!
[04:47] Maomao-Chan
    Right this way.
[04:48] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[04:49] Hell-Lord
    Thank you for inviting me over.
[04:51] Maomao-Chan
    Hellvanian Families!
[04:55] Maomao-Chan
    Also, also...
[04:58] Hell-Lord
    There's still more?
[05:00] Hell-Lord
    You truly are the Hell-Lord's daughter.
[05:03] Hell-Lord
    Your desires are endless!
[05:05] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh!
[05:07] Maomao-Chan
    Is that bad?
[05:08] Maomao-Chan
    It's been so long since we
    played together, Papa...
[05:12] Hell-Lord
    It's fine by me!
[05:13] Hell-Lord
    I am the Hell-Lord!
[05:14] Hell-Lord
    All desires are mine for the taking!
[05:17] Hell-Lord
    I will devour every last craving you have!
[05:21] Maomao-Chan
    Yay!
[06:05] Hell-Lord
    Go on.
[06:11] Hell-Lord
    Whoa there.
SIGN    The Hell-Lord and
    Maomao-chan
    played together
[07:03] Kanadge
    Ah!
[07:05] Kanadge
    Your Majesty!
[07:07] Kanadge
    Where have you been?
[07:09] Kanadge
    As for the secret that
    Torture found out today...
[07:12] Hell-Lord
    Shh.
[07:13] Hell-Lord
    I'm retiring for the night.
[07:19] Kanadge
    As you wish.
SIGN    Papa, do your best at work
SIGN    Picture Diary
SIGN    Unruled
    Notebook
SIGN    Torture
SIGN    The Royal
    Empire's
    password that
    the Hell-Lord
    previously lost
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
SIGN    I love Papa
[07:51] Maomao-Chan
    I love Papa!
[07:56] Princess
    Bell Mall.
[07:58] Ex
    Leaf.
[07:59] Princess
    Fukudaya.
[08:00] Ex
    Ashcan.
[08:01] Ex
    Ah!
[08:02] Ex
    I ended my word with an N!
[08:04] Ex
    I'm impressed, Your Highness.
[08:06] Ex
    You're even strong at shiritori!
[08:07] Ex
    What a wide vocabulary you have.
[08:09] Princess
    Who do you think you're dealing with here?
[08:13] Princess
    Thanks to the advanced education I received
    from the royal family's exclusive tutors,
[08:17] Princess
    I happen to possess an extensive vocabulary.
[08:20] Princess
    Winning at shiritori is as easy as pie!
[08:23] Princess
    No, as easy as torture!
[08:24] Ex
    Wow, Your Highness!
[08:28] Ex
    But now that you mention it,
    it's almost time for your torture.
[08:32] Ex
    Is it really okay to be relaxing like this?
[08:34] Princess
    It's fine, it's fine.
[08:36] Princess
    I'm sure the torture
    won't be anything scary.
[08:38] Ex
    The jig is up if you admit that part.
[08:52] Torture
    Apologies for the wait.
[08:58] Princess
    Wha—?!
[09:08] Princess
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[09:13] Princess
    She's brought out the big guns!
[09:15] Ex
    A hot iron...
[09:17] Ex
    Looks like the Hellhorde's
    not playing around anymore.
[09:23] Ex
    However, you've faced death many
    times only to come out on top.
[09:27] Ex
    It'll take more than that!
[09:29] Ex
    Isn't that right, Your Highness?
[09:31] Princess
    You betcha!
[09:32] Ex
    You're shaking like a leaf!
[09:35] Ex
    Are you okay, Your Highness?
[09:37] Ex
    Could it be that your fortitude has weakened
    from your prolonged imprisonment?
[09:41] Princess
    You can't be serious, Ex.
[09:43] Princess
    I'm the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[09:47] Princess
    Have faith in me!
[09:49] Ex
    Your words sound promising, but
    not with that look on your face!
[09:52] Torture
    Now, Princess.
[09:54] Torture
    Today's torture will be...
[10:00] Torture
    Raclette cheese!
SIGN    Moo
[10:04] Torture
    I'll use this iron to heat up the cheese,
[10:06] Torture
    so that it can be enjoyed in
    a melty and delicious state.
[10:13] Princess
    What a relief!
[10:14] Ex
    Your Highness?!
[10:15] Princess
    I'm so... I'm so relieved...
[10:19] Princess
    I thought I was going to die...
[10:22] Ex
    Your Highness, the torture hasn't begun yet.
[10:27] Princess
    After being faced with the
    terror of that hot iron,
[10:29] Princess
    I can easily hold out against that cheese.
[10:43] Princess
    It looks so good!
[10:46] Ex
    She easily crumbled in no time!
[10:49] Princess
    Cheese!
[10:50] Princess
    Cheese!
[10:52] Princess
    I bet it's amazing!
[10:54] Ex
    So much for that vocabulary
    from an advanced education.
[11:02] Princess
    The cheese!
[11:04] Princess
    The cheese is oozing down!
[11:07] Princess
    Where are you going, cheese?!
[11:15] Princess
    Cheesy-cheesy yum-yum!
[11:17] Ex
    Has your brain melted
    away, vocabulary and all?
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[11:34] Princess
    Delish!
[11:40] Torture
    "Cheese and Kabao share
    the same voice actor."
[11:44] Torture
    His Majesty wasn't satisfied
    with today's secret, either.
[11:47] Torture
    It's true that His Majesty is
    a big fan of voice actors.
[11:50] Torture
    I wouldn't be surprised if he knew already.
[11:54] Torture
    Which means for tomorrow...
[11:57] Torture
    Ah.
[11:58] Torture
    That's right.
[11:59] Torture
    I can't torture her tomorrow.
[12:04] Princess
    Cheese...
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[12:16] Torture
    'Tis time for your routine
    physical, Princess.
[12:20] Ex
    Routine physical?
[12:22] Torture
    Yes.
[12:23] Torture
    It'll soon be one month since
    the princess was captured.
[12:27] Torture
    In order to lead a healthy
    life in captivity,
[12:30] Torture
    the Hellhorde conducts monthly
    health check-ups on all prisoners.
[12:35] Ex
    Now that's an unexpected benefit.
[12:37] Torture
    And so, I shan't be torturing you today.
[12:41] Torture
    I'll be administering a
    routine physical instead.
[12:44] Princess
    Routine... physical...
[12:46] Ex
    Oh, does that go for that big guy as well?
[12:48] Torture
    Indeed.
[12:51] Torture
    Datarma has his check-up as well,
    which is why I'm by myself today.
[12:56] Torture
    Now, to begin, I'll be drawing your blood.
[12:59] Princess
    I'll talk.
[13:00] Ex
    What?!
[13:01] Ex
    Wh-Wh-What's wrong, Your Highness?
[13:01] Princess
    I'll talk... So please spare me...
[13:03] Ex
    You're not being tortured today.
[13:06] Ex
    Wait, are you scared of needles?
[13:09] Princess
    Eep!
[13:10] Princess
    C'mon!
[13:12] Princess
    There's no way I'd be scared of needles!
[13:14] Princess
    I just happened to almost
    confess out of habit!
SIGN    Confess out of habit?
[13:18] Ex
    Confess out of habit?
[13:21] Ex
    That's right.
[13:23] Ex
    Your Highness may be royalty,
[13:25] Ex
    but you were always at the very
    front on the battlefield,
[13:27] Ex
    receiving the most wounds in battle.
[13:30] Ex
    You even reached the position of Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[13:33] Ex
    You couldn't possibly be scared of needles!
[13:36] Princess
    Of course not, Ex!
SIGN    Sharps Container
SIGN    Rubbing Alcohol
SIGN    Rubbing Alcohol
[13:48] Torture
    Now then, Princess, let's get started...
[13:52] Ex
    Your Highness?!
[13:56] Ex
    You were so calm on the battlefield,
    receiving wound after wound...
[13:59] Princess
    I mean, c'mon!
[14:00] Princess
    C'mon!
[14:02] Princess
    Whoops...
SIGN    Whoops...
[14:04] Princess
    You're fine when you cut your
    finger on paper by accident...
[14:06] Imaginary Man
    Cut your finger.
SIGN    Eek
[14:08] Princess
    But it's scary if someone tells you,
    "Cut your finger with paper right now!"
[14:12] Princess
    First things first!
[14:13] Princess
    Do you even know your way around a needle?!
[14:16] Princess
    How do I know you won't mess up trying
    to find a vein and make a huge mess?!
[14:22] Torture
    I'll be fine.
[14:24] Torture
    I used to work as a nurse.
[14:26] Princess
    What?!
[14:28] Torture
    Incidentally, this uniform is the
    one I used to wear back then.
[14:32] Torture
    So please, rest assured.
[14:34] Princess
    Oh, I know.
[14:36] Princess
    What if I defected?
[14:38] Princess
    And joined the Hellhorde.
[14:38] Ex
    Your Highness?!
[14:40] Princess
    No! No needles!
[14:42] Ex
    Not a scrap of shame, decency, or dignity.
[14:44] Princess
    I'm scared of pain!
[14:45] Torture
    Let me think.
[14:47] Torture
    I'm not here to try and
    hurt the princess, either.
SIGN    Anesthetic Tape
[14:53] Torture
    I do have this local anesthetic patch.
[14:57] Torture
    I can use this to make the needle painless.
[15:00] Torture
    But if I go to the trouble of using
    it, I'd want a secret in exchange...
[15:04] Princess
    The royal treasures are hidden in a
    room on the east side of the castle!
[15:07] Ex
    That was instant!
[15:13] Princess
    Tell me when you're gonna poke me!
[15:15] Princess
    Promise!
[15:15] Princess
    No taking me by surprise!
[15:17] Princess
    I'll spank you if you do that!
[15:19] Torture
    There, all done!
[15:23] Torture
    You were really brave, so
    you get a bear sticker.
[15:28] Princess
    It didn't hurt!
[15:29] Princess
    Hooray for modern medicine!
SIGN    The princess was
    in good health
[15:40] Hell-Lord
    I see.
[15:42] Hell-Lord
    The royal treasures are in
    a room on the east side.
[15:45] Kanadge
    What do you think?
[15:47] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[15:48] Hell-Lord
    I'd feel bad if we stole
    their royal treasures.
SIGN    'Tis Time for
    "Torture," Princess
[16:01] Louch
    Your Highness.
[16:02] Louch
    I apologize for being unable
    to save you last time.
[16:05] Louch
    I was so focused on my spell that I
    didn't notice I had let go of you.
[16:11] Louch
    This time, with my newly-acquired spell,
[16:15] Louch
    I, Louch Brittan, the White Knight,
    will be sure to save you!
[16:21] Louch
    Please wait for me, Your Highness!
[16:36] Louch
    Your Highness.
[16:38] Louch
    Your Highness.
[16:41] Louch
    Your Highness.
[16:43] Louch
    It's been quite some time.
[16:44] Louch
    Louch Brittan, White Knight
    of the Imperial First Legion,
SIGN    Imperial
    First
    Legion
SIGN    Louch
    Brittan
[16:48] Louch
    has arrived to fetch Your
    Highness once again.
[16:52] Louch
    I'm sorry for letting my hands slip off
    you halfway through last time.
[16:56] Princess
    Ah, no, don't worry about it!
[16:57] Princess
    I should be the one apologizing!
[17:00] Louch
    This time, I've come with a spell that can
    teleport Your Highness, no contact needed.
[17:05] Princess
    Oh, a new spell in so little time?
[17:08] Princess
    You're not in the First Legion for nothing!
[17:10] Louch
    Oh, please, no.
[17:11] Louch
    A genius, you say?
[17:12] Princess
    I didn't go that far.
[17:13] Louch
    Ah, if you'll excuse me for a moment.
[17:19] Louch
    Now then, Your Highness.
[17:21] Louch
    I've cast a sleeping spell throughout
    the castle tonight as well.
[17:24] Louch
    That said, let's act as
    silently as possible.
[17:29] Princess
    How will we make our escape this time?
[17:32] Louch
    Allow me to explain.
[17:33] Louch
    My new spell, Entity Displacement.
[17:36] Princess
    Entity Displacement?
SIGN    NOT TELEPORTED
SIGN    CHANTING
[17:38] Louch
    This spell creates an
    expanding aura of mana,
[17:41] Louch
    which teleports all matter within its range.
[17:43] Princess
    Huh, that sure is a handy spell.
SIGN    TELEPORTED
[17:46] Louch
    However, the drawback is that living things
    and objects can't travel at the same time,
[17:50] Louch
    so your clothes and body end up
    being teleporting separately.
[17:54] Princess
    Eh?
[17:55] Louch
    Your clothes will be teleported first.
[17:58] Princess
    Huh?
[17:59] Princess
    Hold it right—
[17:59] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[18:01] Princess
    He's already in concentration mode!
[18:01] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[18:03] Princess
    Clothes and body separately, he says...
[18:04] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
[18:06] Louch
    and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[18:08] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[18:10] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[18:10] Princess
    My clothes are starting to
    be teleported by themselves!
[18:12] Princess
    If this keeps up...
[18:13] Princess
    I'll end up buck naked!
[18:16] Princess
    Heya.
[18:17] Princess
    Wait, don't panic.
[18:17] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[18:19] Princess
    Calm down.
[18:20] Princess
    Let's just calm down!
[18:21] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
[18:22] Princess
    That's right.
[18:23] Princess
    I'm the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[18:23] Louch
    and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[18:29] Princess
    I've faced all sorts of
    hardships in the past.
[18:32] Princess
    In comparison, exposing my
    naked body is no big deal!
[18:37] Princess
    I won't give in to the likes
    of being stripped naked!
[18:42] Princess
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[18:44] Princess
    Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
[18:46] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[18:46] Princess
    Stop, stop, stop!
[18:48] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[18:48] Princess
    Damn it, he's completely ignoring me!
[18:50] Princess
    Seriously, how can he focus so intently?!
[18:51] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
SIGN    23rd
    White Knight Cup
[18:54] Princess
    He's like a shogi player mid-match!
[18:56] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[18:57] Princess
    Wait, yeah.
[18:58] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[18:59] Princess
    If he's concentrating this hard,
[19:01] Princess
    I don't need to worry about
    being seen, even if I'm naked.
[19:01] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
[19:03] Louch
    and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[19:05] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[19:06] Princess
    I almost panicked there.
[19:07] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[19:08] Princess
    If that's the case, I just need to sit
    tight until the teleportation finishes...
[19:10] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
[19:11] Princess
    Wait a second!
[19:12] Princess
    Where am I being teleported to?!
[19:14] Princess
    Wherever it is, I'm sure there are people
    waiting there to act as support!
[19:19] Royal Physician B
    Your Highness!
[19:20] Royal Physician B
    Welcome back!
[19:22] Royal Physician A
    She's naked!
[19:23] Royal Physician B
    She's naked as a jaybird!
SIGN    Blammo
[19:27] Princess
    No way, not happening!
SIGN    23rd
    White Knight Cup
[19:30] Princess
    I'm left with no choice but
    to defeat Louch yet again!

[19:34] Princess
    But if I do that, I'll
    remain a prisoner here.

[19:38] Princess
    However...
[19:40] Princess
    I'm sure Louch will come
    to save me one more time.

[19:43] Princess
    Then I defeat him.
[19:46] Princess
    He comes to save me again.
[19:48] Princess
    Defeat him.
[19:49] Princess
    Again and again.
SIGN    23rd
    White Knight Cup
[19:51] Princess
    The very definition of sennichite*!
SIGN    Sennichite
[19:54] Narration
    Sennichite.
[19:55] Narration
    When the same position is repeated
    four times in a game of shogi.

[19:59] Narration
    If this happens, the game is deemed a draw.
[20:03] Princess
    No deal!
[20:04] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:04] Princess
    It doesn't count as a draw in real life!
[20:06] Louch
    Free my flesh from...
SIGN    23rd
    White Knight Cup
[20:07] Princess
    I need to do something about this.
[20:09] Louch
    I'll save Her Highness!
[20:12] Louch
    ...and behold my soul.
[20:14] Louch
    I swear it.
[20:15] Louch
    ...and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[20:17] Louch
    I'll be her savior!
[20:20] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:21] Princess
    Stop, stop!
[20:22] Louch
    I'll be the one to save her!
[20:24] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:27] Princess
    My belly button!
[20:27] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[20:30] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
[20:31] Louch
    and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[20:33] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:35] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[20:38] Louch
    Let my true form cross time and space,
[20:39] Princess
    I can't bear ending up buck naked...
[20:40] Louch
    and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[20:43] Louch
    O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:45] Louch
    Free my flesh from its
    armor, and behold my soul.
[20:45] Princess
    Mordred Sword!
SIGN    Mordred
    Sword
SIGN    Traitor's
    Blow
[20:58] Princess
    I'm sorry, Louch.
[21:05] Torture
    My word.
[21:06] Torture
    How did you manage to tear up your
    clothes like this in your sleep?
[21:12] Princess
    Thanks for getting me new clothes.
[21:16] Ex
    What in the world happened last night?
[21:18] Princess
    Well, you know, stuff.
SIGN    Behind Hellholm,
    The Woeful
    Wastelands
[23:19] Kanadge
    His Majesty is... working out...
[23:21] Hell-Lord
    I need to slowly get my
    body warmed up again.
[23:26] Hell-Lord
    I wouldn't want to suffer a fall during
    the parent participation events.
[23:34] Narration
    One week left until Maomao-chan's field day!

Season 1

E7 - Untitled

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[00:00] Narration
    Many moons have passed since the Imperial
    Army went to war with the Hellhorde.

[00:08] Narration
    The royal princess, Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion,

[00:12] Narration
    ends up being taken prisoner
    in the midst of fierce battle.

[00:18] Narration
    Subjected to all manners of
    torture day in and day out,

[00:24] Narration
    she endures these indignities
    without so much as a peep.

SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Pop
[00:29] Narration
    She reveals not the secrets
    of the Royal Empire.

SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter
[00:32] Narration
    Yes, by no means will she speak.
[00:36] Narration
    The princess does not give in.
[00:38] Narration
    No, she will never give in!
[00:43] Narration
    And so, the torture continues
    today, yet again...

[00:55] Princess
    So cute!
SIGN    Krall Regiment
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Snowball
[00:58] Princess
    They're healing my soul!
SIGN    Krall Regiment
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Callie
[01:01] Princess
    Meow, what's gotten into you?
[01:04] Princess
    Purr-haps you wanna hear a secret?
[01:06] Princess
    Actually, the king...
[01:07] Ex
    Your Highness!
[01:09] Ex
    Why are you offering secrets?!
[01:11] Princess
    That was close!
[01:12] Princess
    They're just too darn cute!
[01:15] Krall
    Isn't it a bit late to
    be taking that attitude?
[01:20] Krall
    Princess, it's time for some torture!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[02:55] Krall
    Princess, it's time for some torture!
[02:59] Krall
    How about it, Princess?
[03:01] Krall
    For today's torture, Callie
    loves to snuggle up,
[03:06] Krall
    and Snowball loves sleeping
    in people's laps!
[03:10] Krall
    It's totally impossible to hold
    out against such cuteness!
[03:13] Princess
    Curses!
[03:14] Ex
    I bet Her Highness is going
    to spill the beans again...
[03:18] Princess
    Hey!
[03:19] Princess
    It's true that in the past, I almost gave in
    to Maomao-chan and Hngy-Baby's cuteness...
[03:25] Princess
    But I've never once confessed
    because they were cute!
[03:29] Ex
    Now that you mention it!
[03:30] Ex
    Wait, you were about to talk just now...
[03:32] Princess
    I held out, didn't I?
[03:34] Princess
    A testament to my willpower!
[03:36] Ex
    Oh...
[03:37] Princess
    Anyway, Krall-chan!
[03:39] Princess
    Cuteness alone...
[03:42] Princess
    won't be enough to make me fold!
[03:45] Krall
    I see.
[03:47] Krall
    But you haven't seen the worst
    part of this torture yet!
[03:53] Princess
    Bluffing, I see.
[03:55] Princess
    Kitties are at their max cuteness
    from the very beginning.
[03:58] Princess
    It can't go any higher!
[04:01] Krall
    I knew that all along, baby!
[04:07] Ex
    What's the matter, Your Highness?
[04:09] Princess
    Well...
[04:14] Krall
    Looks like it's started.
[04:17] Krall
    Your legs have gone numb!
[04:20] Princess
    You fiend!
[04:22] Princess
    Could it be that from the moment
    you placed Snowball in my lap...
[04:26] Krall
    Yep!
[04:27] Krall
    This was my goal all along!
[04:29] Ex
    If your legs are numb, can't you
    just move the white cat off you?
[04:34] Princess
    Ex.
[04:36] Princess
    I can't do that.
[04:38] Ex
    What?
[04:39] Princess
    If I did that...
[04:42] Princess
    I would wake Snowball up!
SIGN    Zzz
    Zzz...
[04:46] Krall
    What are you gonna do, Princess?
[04:48] Krall
    I can gently take Snowball into my arms
    without waking her up, if you want.
[04:55] Princess
    Don't underestimate me.
[04:57] Princess
    I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[05:01] Princess
    I've fought my way to victory
    while enduring serious wounds.
[05:06] Princess
    Compared to that, these
    numb legs are no big deal!
[05:11] Princess
    I'll withstand the pain
    until Snowball wakes up!
[05:16] Krall
    Really?
[05:18] Krall
    Don't forget, Snowball's
    not the only kitty here.
[05:27] Princess
    Callie!
[05:29] Krall
    Callie loves to snuggle up...
[05:34] Princess
    Don't do it, Callie!
[05:38] Princess
    I know you want to, but please...
[05:41] Princess
    I'm begging you, Callie!
[05:43] Princess
    Spare me! Please, spare me!
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[05:58] Ex
    Are you okay, Your Highness?!
[06:03] Princess
    Darn you, Callie!
[06:05] Princess
    You may look cute, but
    that's downright mean!
[06:08] Princess
    Unforgivable!
[06:09] Princess
    I'll never forgive you!
[06:16] Princess
    All forgiven!
[06:17] Ex
    Your Highness?!
[06:19] Princess
    Krall-chan, can I play with Callie?
[06:22] Krall
    You betcha, baby!
[06:25] Princess
    Here, this is payback!
[06:28] Princess
    Nuzzle, nuzzle!
[06:30] Krall
    Princess, wanna give her a snack?
[06:32] Princess
    Yeah, totally!
[06:38] Princess
    You're so adorable!
[06:42] Krall
    Did you get sick of being held, Snowball?
[06:47] Ex
    Ah! A little higher!
[06:51] Torture
    They truly are elite members
    of the therapeutic unit.
[06:56] Torture
    What did he think of today's secret?
[06:59] Kanadge
    His Majesty actually left early today to
    prepare for important business tomorrow.
[07:05] Torture
    What?
[07:06] Kanadge
    Tomorrow is Princess
    Maomao-chan's field day.
SIGN    Today's Event
    Hellholm
    Pre-School
    Field Day
SIGN    Hellgrove Park
[07:10] Kanadge
    His Majesty's waking up early to line
    up and secure a spot for his family.
SIGN    Line
    ends
    here
[07:15] Torture
    I see.
[07:17] Torture
    That is of the utmost importance.
[07:21] Torture
    Field day...
[07:24] Torture
    I'll need to go to cheer her on!
[07:29] Torture
    I must make a packed lunch
    and invite the princess!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"
    Princess
SIGN    Field Day
[07:42] Song Recording
    Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
[07:46] Song Recording
    Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom
SIGN    Hell-Lord
SIGN    Main Desk
[07:50] Song Recording
    Pre Pre-School
[07:53] Song Recording
    Pre Pre-School
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
[08:02] Emcee
    That was the second-year class with
    the Hellholm Pre-School March!
[08:06] Princess
    Ah, so adorable!
[08:09] Princess
    I don't know them, but they're cute.
[08:11] Princess
    I'll talk.
[08:12] Ex
    Your Highness?
[08:14] Princess
    When's Maomao-chan's event?
[08:16] Torture
    Let's see...
[08:18] Torture
    It's coming up next, actually.
[08:20] Torture
    See, she's waiting at the entrance gate.
[08:23] Princess
    You're right!
[08:24] Princess
    Hey! Maomao-chan!
[08:29] Emcee
    The next event will be the
    third-year class race!
[08:34] Hell-Lord
    Blast it! How maddening!
[08:37] Hell-Lord
    Maomao-chan's big moment is here,
    yet this camera is broken!
[08:42] Hell-Lord
    Curse you, humans!
[08:45] Kanadge
    Your Majesty, the humans
    are not to blame here.
[08:48] Kanadge
    You forgot to take the lens cap off.
[08:50] Emcee
    Okay, everyone who's up next,
    please wait at the starting line!
[08:55] Makki
    I won't lose!
[08:57] Youki
    Oh!
[08:58] Youki
    Insuke's next to Princess Maomao-chan!
[09:01] Princess
    Insuke?
[09:02] Inki
    M-My little brother.
SIGN    Inki's Little Brother
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Insuke
[09:05] Inki
    Look, over there.
[09:07] Princess
    I see him!
[09:07] Princess
    He looks like you!
[09:09] Torture
    They're about to begin.
[09:11] Teacher
    On your marks!
[09:13] Teacher
    Get set!
[09:16] Emcee
    They're off to a good start!
[09:18] Hell-Lord
    You can do it!
[09:20] Emcee
    Okay, everyone! Best of luck!
[09:23] Torture
    Princess Maomao-chan...
[09:25] Group
    Insuke! Go get 'em!
[09:27] Princess
    Go Maomao-chan!
[09:40] Emcee
    Goal!
[09:43] Youki
    Awesome!
[09:44] Inki
    Insuke's the winner!
[09:46] Ex
    Huh? Is that okay?
[09:48] Ex
    Winning against the Hell-Lord's daughter.
[09:51] Youki
    She may be His Majesty's kid,
    but this is a fair race!
[09:55] Youki
    Insuke! You did great!
[09:58] Princess
    Maomao-chan! You tried your best!
[10:01] Hell-Lord
    That's my daughter for you.
[10:04] Hell-Lord
    Excellent running.
[10:07] Narration
    The field day continues!
[10:27] Princess
    So cute, so cute!
[10:30] Torture
    It's great seeing these
    young kids try their best.
[10:33] Torture
    Princess.
[10:34] Torture
    We're going to go help move some
    equipment for the afternoon events.
[10:39] Youki
    We'll be back soon.
[10:40] Princess
    Sure, see you later!
[10:43] Emcee
    Next up, the third-year class
    parent participation event,
[10:47] Emcee
    Tag Team Kangaroo!
[10:49] Princess
    Ah!
[10:49] Princess
    There's Maomao-chan!
[10:52] Ex
    Parent event?
[10:54] Ex
    So that must mean...
[11:06] Princess
    That's...
[11:10] Princess
    the Hell-Lord!
[11:15] Princess
    The Hell-Lord.
[11:16] Emcee
    Guardians, please line up
    at the starting position!
[11:17] Princess
    It's my first time seeing him.
[11:20] Emcee
    Get set!
[11:20] Princess
    So that's the empire's...
[11:25] Princess
    No, humanity's enemy!
[11:28] Princess
    The embodiment of evil!
[11:31] Princess
    Ruler of all monsters!
[11:33] Princess
    Their fearsome leader!
[11:35] Princess
    A symbol of absolute power!
[11:38] Princess
    Nah, that can't be him.
[11:40] Princess
    There's no way that's the Hell-Lord.
[11:42] Ex
    Yes, I'm sure he's just a body double.
[11:44] Ex
    The Hell-Lord would never
    come to a school field day.
[11:50] Kanadge
    Excellent work out there, Your Majesty.
[11:54] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
[11:56] Hell-Lord
    I see the princess has come to watch.
[11:59] Kanadge
    Yes.
[12:00] Kanadge
    It seems she's enjoying the proceedings.
[12:03] Hell-Lord
    Not a care in the world, I see.
[12:05] Hell-Lord
    Unaware of the hellish fate that
    awaits her in the afternoon.
[12:10] Kanadge
    Hellish fate?
[12:11] Hell-Lord
    After hearing that the princess was
    here, I made some preparations.
[12:16] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[12:18] Hell-Lord
    For a face-to-face battle
    between the two of us!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
SIGN    Hellgrove Park
SIGN    Today's Event
    Hellholm Pre-School
    Field Day
[12:35] Emcee
    We will now be taking a break for lunch.
[12:43] Princess
    Wow, lunchboxes!
[12:45] Insuke
    Whoa, that looks great!
[12:47] Youki
    What a feast!
[12:49] Princess
    Did you make this yourself, Torture?
[12:51] Torture
    I hope you find it agreeable.
[12:54] Inki
    Y-You're awesome, Grand Inquisitor!
[12:57] Youki
    Yeah, yeah!
[12:58] Princess
    Torture!
[13:00] Princess
    Thanks!
[13:05] Insuke
    Yay! Let's dig in already!
[13:09] Princess
    Is this another torture method?!
[13:10] Torture
    Today is Saturday.
[13:12] Torture
    We've never tortured you
    on weekends, have we?
[13:15] Ex
    No toxic overwork in the Hellhorde, huh?
[13:17] Princess
    I guess that's true!
[13:20] Princess
    Time to eat!
[13:22] Group
    Let's eat!
[13:24] Princess
    First, some fried chicken!
[13:29] Princess
    Mm, so good!
[13:32] Torture
    I'm afraid the fried chicken
    is frozen rather than homemade.
[13:35] Princess
    Frozen fried chicken usually isn't crispy
    or tender, but it's still good somehow!
[13:41] Youki
    What do you like best, Insuke?
[13:43] Insuke
    The salmon rice ball for me!
[13:45] Inki
    I think I like the sausages the best.
[13:48] Inki
    They're twice as delicious when
    they're shaped like octopuses!
[13:52] Youki
    You're right!
[13:54] Youki
    Octopus sausages rule!
[13:59] Princess
    It's nice eating lunch outside like this.
[14:02] Princess
    Oh!
[14:03] Princess
    Maomao-chan's eating lunch with
    her surrogate guardian, too!
[14:07] Ex
    That's quite the prime location.
[14:09] Ex
    Do you think they used the
    Hell-Lord's authority?
SIGN    The Hell-Lord worked hard to secure this spot
[14:15] Youki
    Last one's all mine!
[14:17] Inki
    Ah, there's no more fried chicken!
[14:20] Princess
    You don't hold back, You-chan!
[14:22] Youki
    Yummy!
[14:23] Insuke
    The shrimp patty's mine!
[14:25] Princess
    Meat, meat!
[14:27] Youki
    Fried shrimp for me!
[14:28] Insuke
    Me too!
[14:30] Torture
    Hey!
[14:32] Torture
    Make sure you all eat your veggies as well!
[14:35] Group
    Yes!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"
    Princess
[14:41] Emcee
    We will now begin the field
    day afternoon program.
SIGN    Hellgrove Park
[14:45] Krall
    Hngy-Baby, they're having their field day!
[14:49] Emcee
    Our next event is the third-year
    class borrowing race!
[14:54] Insuke
    All right, time for our final battle!
[14:56] Maomao-Chan
    Insuke-kun, I won't lose this time!
[14:59] Princess
    Maomao-chan, you got this!
[15:01] Group
    Go Insuke!
[15:04] Kanadge
    Please let me handle the camera.
[15:07] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[15:09] Hell-Lord
    It seems you've managed to work it out.
[15:13] Hell-Lord
    This borrowing race is where the princess
    and I will have our face-to-face battle!
[15:19] Kanadge
    I had no idea!
SIGN    What is a "borrowing race"?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    A simple explanation
[15:22] Narration
    What is a "borrowing race"?
[15:26] Narration
    You run until you reach the piece
    of paper placed on the track,

SIGN    Hat
[15:29] Narration
    borrow the item written on the
    piece of paper from the audience,

[15:33] Narration
    and run with it to the finish line!
[15:36] Narration
    In other words, a scavenger hunt!
SIGN    °Children who can't read yet can ask
    a teacher standing by
[15:42] Hell-Lord
    I arranged beforehand the prompt
    that Maomao-chan will get.
[15:47] Kanadge
    What?!
SIGN    Someone
    you
    like
[15:49] Hell-Lord
    Her prompt is "someone you like."
[15:53] Hell-Lord
    I'm certain that Maomao-chan will choose me!
[15:57] Hell-Lord
    I hear the princess gets along with
    Maomao-chan, but friendship only goes so far.
[16:03] Hell-Lord
    I'll show her our unbreakable
    bond and put her in her place!
[16:10] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh-heh.
[16:17] Emcee
    Okay, they're all off to a good start!
[16:20] Emcee
    They're starting to pick up the
    papers with their prompts.
[16:22] Emcee
    What will they find written on there?
SIGN    Someone
    you
    like
[16:27] Maomao-Chan
    Someone you like?
SIGN    Someone
    you
    like
SIGN    Minivan
[16:30] Insuke
    Minivan?
[16:33] Emcee
    Oh!
[16:33] Emcee
    It looks like Princess Maomao-chan's
    prompt is "someone you like!"
[16:37] Princess
    Huh?
[16:38] Princess
    What if she ends up picking me?
[16:40] Princess
    If the enemy empire's princess showed
    up at the Hellhorde's field day,
[16:44] Princess
    you think that'd cause problems?
[16:46] Ex
    What?
[16:47] Ex
    Isn't it a bit late for that?
[16:48] Makki
    Hey!
[16:49] Makki
    Does anyone here have a sacred blade?
SIGN    Sacred blade
[16:53] Ex
    You rang?
[16:54] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[16:56] Hell-Lord
    Guess I should get going.
[17:04] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[17:07] Maomao-Chan
    Come with me!
[17:09] Emcee
    Now then, who has Princess
    Maomao-chan picked?
[17:15] Emcee
    It's Her Majesty!
[17:18] Emcee
    No one can challenge a mother's throne!
[17:21] Maomao-Chan
    Mama, hurry up!
SIGN    Queen
    Lulune
[17:25] Lulune
    I won't lose!
[17:38] Hell-Lord
    I really am quite busy, with my address
    at the closing ceremony and all,
[17:42] Hell-Lord
    so I would have been at a loss if
    she asked me in the first place.
[17:46] Hell-Lord
    Maomao-chan was just being thoughtful,
    so it's not that she prefers Lulune over me.
[17:50] Hell-Lord
    Any Hell-Lord would feel the same way...
[17:51] Kanadge
    Slow down!
[17:53] Princess
    Maomao-chan's mom is so pretty!
[17:56] Inki
    You can do it, Insuke!
[17:59] Princess
    Maomao-chan, don't give up!
SIGN    Your fave
[18:03] Preschooler A
    Hey missy, can I borrow that bear?
[18:07] Krall
    You betcha, baby!
[18:10] Maomao-Chan
    We're gonna get first place together, Mama!
[18:19] Ex
    What kind of punishment is this?!
[18:21] Insuke
    Hey!
[18:23] Insuke
    Why can't this thing go any faster?
[18:27] Emcee
    Everyone's running toward the finish line!
[18:31] Emcee
    Who will take first?
[18:36] Emcee
    It's Princess Maomao-chan!
[18:41] Princess
    You did it, Maomao-chan!
[18:43] Torture
    What a close race!
[18:46] Maomao-Chan
    Mama!
[18:48] Lulune
    You did great.
[18:50] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh-heh...
[18:55] Emcee
    To wrap things up, let's all dance
    to the Hellholm Pre-School March!
[19:00] Emcee
    Everyone in the audience,
    please feel free to join in!
[19:04] Princess
    Huh? Can I dance as well?
[19:06] Youki
    Yeah, go for it!
[19:08] Inki
    We do it every year!
[19:10] Torture
    We're all ready to go, too!
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
[19:22] Group
    Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
[19:26] Group
    Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
[19:30] Group
    Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
[19:34] Group
    Pre Pre-School!
[19:38] Group
    Pre Pre-School!
[19:48] Emcee
    And now for the closing ceremony
    address from His Majesty.
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
[19:52] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[19:54] Hell-Lord
    I've witnessed all of
    your growth here today.
[19:58] Hell-Lord
    Today's field day was a success
[20:01] Hell-Lord
    thanks to the hard work each
    and every one of you put in.
[20:06] Hell-Lord
    I hope you all take pride in that fact.
[20:09] Princess
    The Hell-Lord's body double
    gives a good speech.
[20:12] Ex
    Absolutely.
[20:14] Hell-Lord
    All of you here...
[20:18] Hell-Lord
    get these bear medals as a reward!
[20:29] Maomao-Chan
    Missy!
[20:33] Princess
    Maomao-chan!
[20:34] Maomao-Chan
    Yay!
[20:36] Princess
    I saw how great you did out there!
[20:38] Maomao-Chan
    Yeah!
[20:39] Maomao-Chan
    I got to be number one!
[20:42] Princess
    Mm-hmm!
[20:44] Lulune
    Hello there.
[20:47] Lulune
    Thank you for always looking
    after my daughter.
[20:49] Princess
    Not at all!
[20:50] Princess
    It's always a pleasure
    to be tortured by her.
[20:55] Princess
    Maomao-chan's mother...
[20:58] Princess
    She seems so nice.
[21:04] Maomao-Chan
    Bye-bye, missy!
[21:07] Maomao-Chan
    See you later!
[21:08] Princess
    Bye-bye!
[21:10] Torture
    'Tis time for us to make
    our return, Princess.
[21:13] Inki
    Princess-chan, if you don't hurry up...
[21:16] Youki
    We'll leave you behind!
[21:18] Princess
    Sorry! I'll be right there!
[21:28] Princess
    That was so much fun!
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[21:33] Ex
    Why?
[23:06] Hell-Lord
    Maomao-chan!
[23:08] Hell-Lord
    Which picture book should I...
[23:11] Lulune
    Shh!
SIGN    Morning for Pighoof
[23:18] Lulune
    She's already fast asleep.
[23:20] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[23:21] Hell-Lord
    Looks like I don't get to read
    her a picture book tonight.
SIGN    Morning for Pighoof
[23:28] Lulune
    Good night.
[23:30] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[23:31] Hell-Lord
    Sweet dreams.

Season 1

E8 - Untitled

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SIGN    University
    Info Session
SIGN    Career
[00:13] (Flashback) Youki
    Not much time left to pick a career path.
SIGN    Youki & Inki
    As Students
[00:16] (Flashback) Youki
    Have you decided already, In-chan?
[00:18] (Flashback) Inki
    Yep.
[00:20] (Flashback) Inki
    I want to put a smile on people's faces.
[00:23] (Flashback) Inki
    Entertain them.
[00:24] (Flashback) Inki
    That's the kind of job I've always wanted.
[00:31] (Flashback) Inki
    That's why I'm going to join
    the Hellhorde as a torturer.
[00:35] (Flashback) Youki
    Huh?
[00:36] (Flashback) Youki
    I don't know much about it, but
    is that what torturers do?
[00:39] (Flashback) Inki
    Yeah.
[00:40] (Flashback) Inki
    I heard that wasn't the case in the past,
[00:42] (Flashback) Inki
    but that's what it's like lately.
[00:44] (Flashback) Youki
    Huh, it might be perfect for you then.
[00:48] (Flashback) Inki
    Thanks.
[00:50] (Flashback) Inki
    But if I want to be one, I can't
    be so nervous all the time.
[00:56] (Flashback) Youki
    You think?
[00:57] (Flashback) Youki
    That's just who you are.
[01:00] (Flashback) Youki
    What should I do?
[01:04] (Flashback) Inki
    Wh-Why don't you...
[01:10] (Flashback) Inki
    Nah, never mind.
[01:13] (Flashback) Inki
    I want to ask her to become
    a torturer with me.

[01:18] (Flashback) Inki
    But You-chan should be the one
    to decide her own future.

[01:25] (Flashback) Youki
    What do you think?
[01:27] (Flashback) Youki
    What would be good for me?
[01:30] (Flashback) Inki
    Um...
[01:32] (Flashback) Inki
    What about... something you enjoy doing?
[01:35] (Flashback) Inki
    Or an activity you've
    spent a lot of time on.
[01:37] (Flashback) Inki
    You could find a job related to that.
[01:43] (Flashback) Youki
    I like lots of things, but
    doing them for a living?
[01:47] (Flashback) Youki
    As for activities I've spent time on...
[01:52] (Flashback) Youki
    Okay!
[01:54] (Flashback) Youki
    I'll become a torturer, too!
[01:57] (Flashback) Inki
    What?
[01:58] (Flashback) Inki
    Wh-Why?
[02:00] (Flashback) Youki
    Well...
[02:02] (Flashback) Youki
    I've spent the most time
    being friends with you!
[02:11] (Flashback) Youki
    So I guess we'll be sticking together!
[02:14] (Flashback) Youki
    If I get accepted.
[02:16] (Flashback) Inki
    Sounds good to me!
[02:28] Group
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
SIGN    Hellhorde Promotion
    Exam in Session
[02:31] Group
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
[02:50] Youki
    How's that?
[02:51] Inki
    Your Majesty!
[03:05] Hell-Lord
    You fail.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[04:43] Youki
    Princess-chan!
[04:44] Inki
    We failed our promotion exam.
[04:47] Youki
    What should we do to get promoted?
[04:50] Ex
    Why are you asking Her Highness?
[04:52] Ex
    We're your enemies.
[04:53] Princess
    Ex.
[04:54] Princess
    These two may be my enemies,
    but we're also friends.
[04:58] Ex
    Can those things be true at the same time?
[05:01] Youki
    What's wrong with asking her?
[05:03] Inki
    Ah, is it almost time for your torture?
[05:07] Princess
    It's fine.
[05:10] Princess
    I'm all done with today's torture!
[05:15] Princess
    I see.
[05:17] Princess
    To become a harm-marshal,
[05:19] Princess
    you need to torture the Hell-Lord
    and get him to reveal a secret.
[05:24] Youki
    It's real tough.
[05:26] Inki
    The lieutorment exam was a lot easier.
[05:29] Princess
    What'd you do for that?
[05:31] Youki
    You just need to pass a written
    test and a simple practical exam,
[05:34] Youki
    and then take a learning course.
[05:35] Ex
    Are you getting a moped license?!
[05:37] Princess
    Let me think.
[05:39] Princess
    When facing a fearsome foe, it's
    important to know your opponent.
[05:45] Princess
    For example, when I fought against
    someone who was very well-protected...
[05:50] Princess
    I observed him as closely as I could,
[05:52] Princess
    and found the weak points in his armor,
[05:56] Princess
    which is how I defeated him.
[05:59] Princess
    Don't let yourself be
    intimidated by your target,
[06:02] Princess
    and calmly assess the situation.
[06:05] Youki
    Makes sense.
[06:06] Princess
    As an example, the Hell-Lord has
    his own preferences, right?
[06:10] Princess
    If you know what he likes, you
    can use that in your torture.
[06:14] Inki
    What His Majesty likes...
[06:16] Youki
    What he likes...
[06:20] Group
    Ah!
[06:21] Princess
    Looks like you've figured it out.
[06:23] Youki
    Yep!
[06:24] Inki
    We... We can pass with this!
[06:27] Princess
    So, when's the next promotion exam?
[06:31] Youki
    If we ask His Majesty,
    we can take it any time.
[06:34] Ex
    They're like lessons that are
    just held in some random guy's house!
[06:38] Group
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
SIGN    Hellhorde Promotion
    Exam in Session
[06:53] Hell-Lord
    Hmph.
[06:54] Hell-Lord
    What do you expect me to make of
    the same torture as last time?
[06:59] Inki
    N-Now!
[07:03] Maomao-Chan
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
[07:07] Hell-Lord
    Ma...
[07:08] Hell-Lord
    Maomao-chan!
[07:11] Maomao-Chan
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
[07:11] Youki
    Well, Your Majesty?
[07:13] Inki
    The only way to join in is giving a secret!
[07:15] Inki
    Tell us your secret!
[07:17] Maomao-Chan
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
[07:29] Hell-Lord
    When it's the last battle in
    the final episode of an anime,
[07:32] Hell-Lord
    it gets me every time when
    they play the opening song!
[07:37] Group
    We did it!
[07:56] Group
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
SIGN    Youki, Inki, and Maomao-chan
    received promotions
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"
    Princess
SIGN    On Duty Next Week:
    Bruse the Destroyer
SIGN    Hellhorde News (for Torturers)
SIGN    Keep
    doors
    and
    windows
    locked.
[08:16] Princess
    That was a great bath.
[08:19] Giant
    I feel so warm.
[08:22] Giant
    What do you do about baths on
    the days I don't invite you?
[08:27] Princess
    I just use the shower next to my jail cell.
[08:30] Giant
    So your jail cell has a shower.
[08:34] Giant
    Ah!
[08:36] Giant
    Princess-chan, are you done
    with your torture for today?
[08:40] Princess
    I caved.
[08:41] Princess
    All that's left is to go to sleep.
[08:43] Giant
    In that case...
[08:45] Giant
    Wanna stop by the corner
    store to get ice cream?
[08:51] Princess
    Totally!
[09:11] Princess
    The cool wind feels so
    nice right after a bath.
[09:15] Giant
    Walking outside at night
    always gets me excited.
[09:20] Giant
    Everything's so quiet, and it's thrilling how
    different it feels being out here in the dark.
[09:26] Giant
    I'd say it's even a little bit scary.
[09:28] Giant
    But that just adds to the fun.
[09:30] Princess
    Huh...
[09:33] Princess
    You think going on a walk is fun?
[09:36] Princess
    I've never thought of walking as being fun.
[09:42] Princess
    In the empire, I wasn't permitted
    to freely go outside.
[09:46] Princess
    I've led military marches,
[09:49] Princess
    but that's just walking along
    a predetermined route.
[09:59] Giant
    Princess-chan.
[10:00] Giant
    Why don't we take a few steps back
    and go down that path instead?
[10:04] Princess
    Huh? Is that way shorter?
[10:07] Giant
    Nope, it's a bit of a detour.
[10:10] Princess
    What?
[10:10] Princess
    Then why would we take that path?
[10:13] Giant
    I was hoping to walk with you
    for a little bit longer.
[10:19] Giant
    I want you to learn how fun
    it is to go on a walk.
[10:23] Princess
    Master Mama...
[10:26] Princess
    In that case, I'm ready for you to teach me!
[10:28] Giant
    Sure.
[10:50] Giant
    It's clear out tonight, so you can make
    out the Winter Triangle really well.
[10:56] Princess
    Huh? What's that?
[10:58] Giant
    Do you see that star?
[11:02] Giant
    The one that's slightly red.
[11:04] Princess
    Oh, that one?
[11:05] Giant
    Yep.
[11:07] Giant
    That's Betelgeuse, part of
    the constellation Orion.
[11:10] Giant
    And the bright star to the bottom left
    of that is Sirius, in Canis Major.
[11:15] Giant
    To the left of that is
    Procyon, in Canis Minor.
[11:20] Giant
    The triangle that these three create
    is called the Winter Triangle.
[11:26] Princess
    Huh, really?
[11:30] Princess
    That Canis Major star is really bright.
[11:33] Giant
    Yep.
[11:35] Giant
    Sirius is the brightest
    star in the night sky.
[11:40] Princess
    Large and bright, kindly
    shining down on everyone.
[11:45] Princess
    That star is a little like you, Master Mama.
[11:50] Giant
    Then would that make you Procyon?
[11:53] Giant
    A cute, adorable little puppy.
[11:55] Princess
    What?
[11:56] Princess
    I'm the proud Commander of
    the Imperial Third Legion.
[12:03] Princess
    That'd mean that red star is...
[12:07] Princess
    Torture!
[12:07] Giant
    Torture-san!
[12:17] Princess
    I've never taken the time to look
    at the stars like this before.
[12:22] Princess
    I never realized that there were
    so many kinds, so many names...
[12:29] Princess
    That they were so pretty...
[12:34] Giant
    There's still plenty out there.
[12:37] Giant
    Things you don't know.
[12:39] Giant
    Pretty things you haven't seen yet.
[12:43] Giant
    We can walk together and
    take our time finding them.
[12:48] Princess
    Master Mama...
[12:50] Princess
    Yeah!
[12:52] Princess
    Ah!
[13:02] Giant
    What did you wish for?
[13:05] Princess
    That's a secret.
[13:06] Princess
    What about you?
[13:07] Giant
    Mmm...
[13:09] Giant
    That's a secret!
[13:11] Princess
    That's not fair!
[13:12] Giant
    Sure it is!
[13:14] Princess
    Ah!
[13:15] Princess
    Those two stars next to each other
    look like In-chan and You-chan!
SIGN    Bank
[13:25] Princess
    Meat buns rule!
[13:28] Giant
    We came all this way for ice cream,
[13:30] Giant
    but we ended up in the mood for meat
    buns after walking in the cold.
[13:35] Princess
    That road was a way bigger
    detour than I expected.
[13:40] Giant
    Sorry about that.
[13:41] Giant
    Looks like I was thinking
    of a different path.
[13:44] Princess
    Not a problem since this
    meat bun's delicious.
SIGN    Oden Fair
[13:48] Giant
    Should we try a different
    path on our way back?
[13:50] Princess
    Yeah!
[13:53] Princess
    Master Mama.
[13:54] Giant
    Hm?
[13:57] Princess
    Walking sure is fun.
[14:01] Giant
    Glad to hear it!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[14:15] Narration
    Many moons have passed since the Imperial
    Army went to war with the Hellhorde.

[14:22] Narration
    The royal princess, Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion,

[14:26] Narration
    ends up being taken prisoner
    in the midst of fierce battle.

[14:32] Narration
    Subjected to all manners of
    torture day in and day out,

[14:38] Narration
    she endures these indignities
    without so much as a peep.

SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Pop
[14:43] Narration
    She reveals not the secrets
    of the Royal Empire.

SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter
[14:46] Narration
    Yes, by no means will she speak.
[14:50] Narration
    The princess does not give in.
[14:52] Narration
    No, she will never give in!
[14:57] Narration
    And so, the torture continues
    today, yet again...

[15:18] Vanilla
    So Youki and Inki are harm-marshals now...
SIGN    Hellhorde News (for Torturers)
SIGN    A Hellhorde Newsletter Publication
SIGN    It's gotten colder out,
    so I hope you're watching out for colds.
    I hear His Majesty bought a new blanket.
    Moving on to this month's promotions.
SIGN    - Harm-Marshal
SIGN    Youki, Inki
SIGN    - Lieutorment
SIGN    Mokokon
[15:22] Vanilla
    They made it to harm-marshal
    with those tame tortures?
[15:27] Vanilla
    Torture is supposed to make them cry,
    scream, and beg from terror to get a confession.
[15:36] Vanilla
    Just you wait, Princess.
[15:39] Vanilla
    I'll be the one to teach you.
[15:42] Vanilla
    The true meaning of torture, that is.
[15:50] Vanilla
    Time for your torture, Princess!
[15:55] Torture
    May I introduce you to
    Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz.
[15:58] Torture
    She's volunteered herself for
    today's torture session.
[16:01] Ex
    Peschutz?!
[16:02] Ex
    That Peschutz?
[16:04] Princess
    You've heard that name before, Ex?
[16:06] Ex
    The vampire clan of Peschutz.
[16:09] Ex
    It's said that they're the most ruthlessly
    brutal members of the Hellhorde.
[16:14] Vanilla
    That's right.
[16:15] Vanilla
    I'm the daughter of the
    noble House of Peschutz,
[16:18] Vanilla
    Vanilla Peschutz.
[16:20] Vanilla
    From what I hear, you've been subjected
    to some real toothless torture.
[16:27] Vanilla
    That's why I'm here today to teach you...
[16:31] Vanilla
    the fear and despair that
    comes with real torture.
[16:44] Vanilla
    My torture is this roller coaster!
[16:48] Vanilla
    And it's no ordinary roller coaster!
[16:51] Vanilla
    A maximum height of 75 meters!
[16:53] Vanilla
    This monster ride has a top speed
    of 175 kilometers per hour!
[16:57] Vanilla
    Look!
[16:57] Vanilla
    The faces of those peasants
    are contorted in fear!
[17:01] Vanilla
    If you cry, plead, and share your secret,
[17:04] Vanilla
    I might spare you from having to ride it...
[17:09] Princess
    Wow! I can't wait to get on!
[17:12] Vanilla
    What?!
[17:13] Vanilla
    H-Hmph!
[17:15] Vanilla
    We'll see how long you remain composed.
[17:17] Torture
    Now then, Vanilla.
[17:19] Torture
    Please accompany the princess on the ride.
[17:21] Vanilla
    What?!
[17:22] Vanilla
    R-Ride that thing? Me?
[17:25] Torture
    'Tis possible that she'll
    confess her secret mid-ride.
[17:31] Torture
    Will you be okay?
[17:32] Torture
    If you're afraid, I can go instead.
[17:36] Vanilla
    I come from the noble House of Peschutz!
[17:38] Vanilla
    There's no way I'd be scared!
[18:03] Vanilla
    Wh-What now, Princess?
[18:06] Vanilla
    Once we reach the top, that's
    when the breakneck speed begins!
[18:09] Vanilla
    It's not too late for an emergency
    stop if you speak now!
[18:12] Princess
    So excited!
[18:13] Vanilla
    Hey, tell me your secret!
[18:15] Vanilla
    Hurry up and tell me!
[18:16] Vanilla
    Your secret!
[18:17] Princess
    I can't wait!
[18:53] Princess
    Okay!
[18:54] Princess
    This next climb goes up to the very top!
[18:57] Princess
    I'm so stoked—
[18:57] Vanilla
    When I go to bed, I can't sleep
    without my stuffed animal.
[19:04] Princess
    What are you going on about?
[19:08] Princess
    Wait, are you scared?
[19:12] Vanilla
    Damn it!
[19:15] Vanilla
    That's right. I'm scared.
[19:18] Vanilla
    The truth is, I can't handle
    regular roller coasters, either.
[19:21] Vanilla
    I'm scared of how fast they go and
    how it feels like you'll fall off.
[19:26] Vanilla
    How pathetic for someone who
    carries the Peschutz blood.

[19:30] Vanilla
    What a disgrace.
[19:32] Vanilla
    My life is over!
[19:35] Princess
    That's incredible!
[19:39] Princess
    You're scared of roller coasters, but
    you're riding one for my torture?
[19:41] Vanilla
    Huh?
[19:42] Princess
    That takes real guts!
[19:44] Princess
    I really admire that!
[19:47] Princess
    Give me your hand.
[19:48] Princess
    Just for a second.
[19:54] Princess
    See, now you're fine.
[19:57] Princess
    I'll never let go.
[20:00] Princess
    You won't fall off.
[20:02] Princess
    I'll make sure you don't!
[20:11] Vanilla
    So fast! So fast!
[20:13] Vanilla
    The wind and shaking is
    more intense than before!

[20:19] Vanilla
    But...
[20:21] Vanilla
    It's not as scary as before.
[20:30] Princess
    That was awesome!
[20:33] Torture
    It appears that you failed at your torture.
[20:38] Vanilla
    Yeah.
[20:41] Vanilla
    It's my loss.
[20:46] Princess
    Princess.
[20:48] Princess
    Is there something you want me to tell you?
[20:51] Princess
    The loser reveals a secret.
[20:53] Princess
    Those are the rules.
[20:55] Ex
    Is that what the rules were?
[21:00] Princess
    Okay, then tell me...
[21:04] Princess
    What attraction would you enjoy going on?
[21:08] Princess
    We came all the way here to this park.
[21:10] Princess
    I want all of us to have fun!
[21:17] Vanilla
    Yeah!
[21:43] Vanilla
    I-I'm the daughter of the
    noble House of Peschutz!
[21:46] Vanilla
    Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz!
[21:49] Vanilla
    I won't be beguiled by some mere princess!
[23:27] Vanilla
    I may have failed today, but next time...

Season 1

E9 - Untitled

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[00:00] Narration
    Many moons have passed since the Imperial
    Army went to war with the Hellhorde.

[00:08] Narration
    The royal princess, Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion,

[00:12] Narration
    ends up being taken prisoner
    in the midst of fierce battle.

[00:18] Narration
    Submitted to all manners of
    torture day in and day out,

[00:24] Narration
    she endures these indignities
    without so much as a peep.

SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Pop
[00:29] Narration
    She reveals not the secrets
    of the Royal Empire.

SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter
[00:32] Narration
    Yes, by no means will she speak.
[00:36] Narration
    The princess does not give in.
[00:39] Narration
    No, she will never give in!
[00:43] Narration
    And so, the torture continues
    today, yet again...

SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[02:24] Narration
    Torture is away on a business trip,
[02:26] Narration
    and with no one in charge,
    the torture is on break for today.

SIGN    That Evening
[02:39] Torture
    Business trips are always a little tiring.
[02:43] Torture
    But the moment you change into
    loungewear at the hotel,
[02:46] Torture
    and let your body sink into the bed...
[02:49] Torture
    It makes everything feel worth it.
[02:53] Torture
    Utter bliss.
[03:00] Torture
    I feel like I'm going to fall asleep.
[03:02] Torture
    I should eat something.
SIGN    Ham & Cheese
    Burrito
SIGN    Red Kitsune Udon
[03:06] Torture
    Usually, I prepare balanced
    meals for myself.

[03:09] Torture
    But today's an exception
    since I'm away on business.

[03:11] Torture
    This secluded business hotel room is
    a nice change from my own chamber.

[03:14] Torture
    It feels like it's okay
    to let myself go here.

[03:19] Torture
    Time to eat.
SIGN    Ham & Cheese
    Burrito
[03:22] Torture
    First, this ham and cheese burrito.
[03:26] Torture
    You gently open it...
[03:36] Torture
    Then place a jumbo sausage
    inside and wrap it back up.

[03:41] Torture
    Done!
[03:42] Torture
    A special ham, cheese, and sausage burrito!
[03:58] Torture
    Delicious.
[04:01] Torture
    It may be delicious, but it's
    not a very refined meal,

[04:04] Torture
    so it's hard to tell others about it.
SIGN    Red Kitsune Udon
[04:10] Torture
    Next, this cup udon.
[04:18] Torture
    Lately, I enjoy keeping the
    lid on for a little longer,

[04:21] Torture
    so that the noodles end up softer.
[04:29] Torture
    Now for the fried tofu.
[04:33] Torture
    The broth that's soaked into
    the tofu comes pouring out,

[04:36] Torture
    and it's a delight just to have in my mouth.
[04:40] Torture
    This tiny egg...
[04:42] Torture
    It's a mystery how they make it,
[04:44] Torture
    but it's tasty and goes
    very well with the broth.

[04:47] Torture
    I also have some slightly fancy
    pudding sitting in the fridge today.

[04:55] Torture
    Perhaps I went a little overboard.
SIGN    Torture
    enjoyed herself
SIGN    Breakfast Buffet
SIGN    Hours of Operation
[05:06] Torture
    I ate too much late night.
[05:09] Torture
    Let's eat a lot of vegetables for breakfast.
[05:12] Torture
    No bread or rice, for a healthy—
[05:14] Hotel Staff
    Honey butter rolls, fresh from the oven!
[05:21] Torture
    I don't have a choice if
    they're fresh from the oven.

SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"
    Princess
SIGN    Sunday
[05:35] Bruse
    What'd you say?!
[05:37] Bruse
    His Majesty is injured?!
SIGN    On Duty This Weekend
    Chief Battle Officer
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Bruse the Destroyer
[05:39] Skeleton Officer
    Yes...
[05:40] Skeleton Officer
    I hear he's received a minor
    injury to his dominant hand.
[05:45] Bruse
    His Majesty's defensive magic is
    supposed to nullify all attacks!
[05:51] Bruse
    Ah!
[05:52] Bruse
    That reminds me, yesterday...
[05:54] Bruse
    It was for an instant, but
    I felt His Majesty's mana!
[05:57] Bruse
    I thought I had imagined it...
[06:00] Bruse
    but was he engaged in combat with someone?!
[06:03] Bruse
    Someone who didn't even give him the
    chance to cast a defensive spell?!
[06:06] Skeleton Officer
    M-Most likely...
[06:10] Bruse
    Who in the world was His Majesty up against?
SIGN    Saturday,
    the Day Prior
[06:21] (Flashback) Group
    Yay!
[06:23] (Flashback) Lulune
    Today is your first day as a pâtissière!
[06:26] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    Let's make cookies!
[06:29] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    I hope they end up being good.
[06:31] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    It's your first time.
[06:33] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Don't worry about whether
    they turn out well.
[06:35] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    The important thing is that you try.
[06:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Even if you mess up, don't
    think of it as having failed.
[06:41] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    It's the first step to success.
[06:45] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    I want everything to go well
    the first time around!
SIGN    Bam
SIGN    Bam!
[06:50] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    That's fair.
[06:52] (Flashback) Lulune
    You'll be just fine.
[06:54] (Flashback) Lulune
    We're here to help you.
[06:56] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Indeed.
[06:57] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    The courage to seek help from others,
[06:59] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    another necessary virtue.
[07:02] (Flashback) Lulune
    Let's start by putting
    the butter in the bowl.
[07:06] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    Then what?
[07:07] (Flashback) Lulune
    We wait about twenty minutes.
[07:09] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    What?!
[07:11] (Flashback) Lulune
    Right now, the butter is still too hard,
[07:13] (Flashback) Lulune
    so we need to wait for it to melt a bit.
[07:15] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    No way!
[07:18] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[07:20] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Fear not.
[07:25] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Fire Magic: Demon's Heat!
[07:33] Bruse
    What?!
[07:35] (Flashback) Bruse
    That was His Majesty's mana just now!
[07:39] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    It's perfectly melted now,
    thanks to infernal heat.
[07:42] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    Yay!
[07:43] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    Thanks, Papa!
[07:45] (Flashback) Lulune
    Time to add the powdered mix and eggs.
SIGN    Cookie
    Mix
[07:48] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Maomao-chan, do you know
    how to break an egg?
[07:51] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    No, it's still hard for me.
[07:55] (Flashback) Lulune
    I can break them just fine!
[07:57] (Flashback) Lulune
    One-handed, at that!
SIGN    Bam
[07:58] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    What?!
[07:59] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    With one hand?!
[08:00] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[08:01] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    It's not a competition.
[08:03] (Flashback) Lulune
    Let me teach you the simplest way.
[08:06] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    Sure!
[08:10] (Flashback) Lulune
    First, hit the egg against a flat surface.
[08:14] (Flashback) Lulune
    That'll create a circular crack in the egg.
[08:17] (Flashback) Lulune
    Latch onto it with your thumb,
[08:20] (Flashback) Lulune
    then use your index and middle
    fingers to hold the top end...
[08:23] (Flashback) Lulune
    Now, bend your fingers back!
[08:27] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    Magic?!
[08:28] (Flashback) Lulune
    It's a skill.
[08:30] (Flashback) Lulune
    Okay, now add the mix and beat it good!
[08:34] (Flashback) Lulune
    Then roll it out nice and thin.
[08:39] (Flashback) Lulune
    Let's cut out the shapes!
[08:41] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    Yay!
[08:45] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[08:47] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    It's a teddy bear.
[08:49] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Huh?
[08:50] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    What are you doing?
[08:52] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    You're not using a cookie cutter?
[08:55] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    I'm making the biggest cookie in the world!
[08:58] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    What?!
[08:59] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    What insatiable hunger!
[09:01] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    She truly is my progeny.
[09:03] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    No, when it comes to cookies,
    she's already surpassed me.

[09:07] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    That's my Maomao-chan!
[09:14] (Flashback) Lulune
    Here, they're done baking!
[09:18] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    Yay!
[09:19] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    Lemme see!
[09:19] Lulune
    Ah, wait!
[09:20] (Flashback) Lulune
    The tray's still hot—
[09:20] Maomao-Chan
    Hurry!
[09:30] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Are you alright?
[09:32] (Flashback) Lulune
    Y-Yes.
[09:34] (Flashback) Lulune
    Thank you.
[09:37] (Flashback) Lulune
    Your hand!
[09:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    I am the Hell-Lord!
[09:40] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    This is but a minor burn for me.
[09:46] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Maomao-chan.
[09:48] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    I understand your impatience,
    but you need to be careful.
[09:51] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    Yeah.
[09:52] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    I'm sorry.
[09:56] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    It's all red!
[09:58] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    Mama, get the freezy pack!
[10:03] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    How's it feel?
[10:04] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    All better now.
[10:06] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[10:08] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Maomao-chan, you must be the
    best doctor in the world.
[10:13] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Now then, we've made all these cookies.
[10:16] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Let's eat them while they're nice and warm!
[10:31] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    The biggest cookie in the
    world is the tastiest, too!
[10:36] (Flashback) Lulune
    Mine came out just as good!
[10:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[10:39] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    Scrumptious. Absolutely scrumptious.
[10:42] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    I'll gobble up every last one!
[10:44] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
    Ah, don't!
[10:45] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh!
SIGN    Sunday,
    Present Time
[10:51] Bruse
    His Majesty's wound...
[10:53] Bruse
    Who could be responsible?!
[11:02] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[11:09] Torture
    But first.
[11:12] Torture
    These are a gift from Princess Maomao-chan.
[11:15] Princess
    What? Maomao-chan?!
[11:17] Torture
    It seems she's made baked
    goods for the first time.
[11:19] Princess
    Homemade?!
[11:20] Princess
    I'm so happy!
[11:21] Princess
    Why don't we open them now
    and eat some together?
[11:23] Torture
    No, 'tis the time for torture now.
[11:26] Torture
    I must decline such undue acts of intimacy.
[11:28] Ex
    But handing over sweets is okay?
[11:32] Princess
    That's right.
[11:33] Princess
    Let's save it for after the torture.
[11:35] Torture
    Yes.
[11:36] Torture
    Once the torture's come to an
    end, we cease to be enemies.
[11:40] Ex
    So there's no hard feelings in torture?
[11:43] Torture
    Now, as for today's torture...
[11:47] Torture
    'Tis tea.
[11:48] Princess
    Tea?
[11:49] Torture
    Indeed.
[11:50] Torture
    Our intelligence has uncovered the
    fact that you're quite fond of tea.
[11:56] Torture
    I hear you enjoyed it to the
    point of hosting tea parties.
[12:00] Princess
    Tea parties, huh?
[12:02] Princess
    That takes me back.
[12:05] Princess
    A fun event once or twice a year, where
    I could forget about the battlefield.
[12:10] Princess
    It's true that I was a tea-loving
    princess at those parties.
[12:15] Princess
    But too bad.
[12:19] Princess
    That was nothing more than
    a diplomatic facade!
[12:21] Princess
    Actually, I love cola and lemon-lime soda!
[12:24] Ex
    That's sad to hear from
    the princess of an empire.
[12:28] Princess
    After doing well in my lessons, Jimochi
    would let me have some as an occasional treat.
[12:34] Princess
    I just drank tea on social occasions.
[12:37] Princess
    I wouldn't say I really liked it...
[12:42] Princess
    Hm?
[12:43] Princess
    You're warming up the pot first.
[12:46] Princess
    Looks like you know the
    proper way to brew tea.
[12:51] Princess
    Preparing tea in the proper fashion
    results in a far better taste.
[12:58] Princess
    Drool...
[12:59] Princess
    I wouldn't mind some tea after so long...
[13:01] Ex
    Your Highness?!
[13:02] Ex
    Why do you always blab on
    and dig your own grave?!
[13:06] Ex
    What are you, a self-driving vehicle?!
[13:09] Princess
    How could I let my guard down?!
[13:11] Princess
    That said, today I have this!
[13:15] Princess
    Maomao-chan's homemade sweets!
[13:18] Princess
    You made a grave mistake by
    giving this to me first!
[13:22] Princess
    I can cancel out my desire
    for tea with some snacks!
[13:25] Princess
    Wow, look at these adorable cookies!
[13:31] Princess
    Mmm! They're great!
[13:33] Princess
    The joy of this mild sweet
    sensation is filling my mouth!
[13:38] Princess
    Munch, munch, munch, munch...
[13:39] Princess
    Now I won't succumb to your torture.
[13:42] Princess
    A fatal mistake on your part!
[13:45] Princess
    Well, ideally, I'd love
    a drink, and a warm...
[13:50] Torture
    Warm? Go on.
[13:53] Princess
    Y-You fiend!
[13:55] Princess
    This was your aim from the very start!
[13:57] Torture
    No, you simply brought
    about your own demise.
[14:00] Torture
    I wasn't aware of what
    baked goods she had made.
[14:03] Ex
    Remain calm, Your Highness!
[14:05] Ex
    You're Commander of the
    Imperial Third Legion!
[14:08] Ex
    There's no way you'd be bested
    by such weak temptation!
[14:11] Princess
    You're right.
[14:12] Princess
    I need to remember my days as a knight!
[14:14] Princess
    I only drank that tea at parties
    as a way to socialize!
[14:21] Princess
    Think back!
[14:22] Princess
    Remember!
[14:24] (Flashback) Princess
    It's good, isn't it?
[14:26] Princess
    Thinking back on it, I really do love tea.
[14:29] Ex
    Your Highness?
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[14:38] Princess
    This tea is the perfect palate cleanser,
[14:40] Princess
    and it brings out the
    sweetness of the cookies!
[14:43] Torture
    I've received cookies from
    Princess Maomao-chan as well.
[14:46] Torture
    Let's enjoy them together.
[14:47] Princess
    Yay!
[14:49] Hell-Lord
    What?
[14:51] Hell-Lord
    There's a mysterious treasure
    buried in the royal cemetery?
[14:55] Kanadge
    Yes.
[14:56] Kanadge
    The princess has told all.
[14:58] Kanadge
    With that treasure, we can penetrate
    the Imperial Army's defensive magic.
[15:03] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[15:06] Hell-Lord
    We can't go defiling graves now.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[15:17] Vanilla
    Time for your torture, Princess!
[15:21] Princess
    You're...
[15:23] Vanilla
    Don't tell me you've forgotten who I am.
[15:26] Princess
    Of course I remember you.
[15:28] Princess
    Vanilla Peschutz.
[15:29] Vanilla
    What?!
[15:30] Vanilla
    We only met once, and
    she remembered my name?

SIGN    Harm-Marshal
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Vanilla Peschutz
[15:34] Ex
    Hello?
[15:35] Vanilla
    H-Hmph!
[15:37] Vanilla
    Well, I suppose you couldn't forget the
    daughter of the noble House of Peschutz!
[15:42] Vanilla
    Today will be different from last time.
[15:44] Vanilla
    I will have my revenge.
[15:48] Vanilla
    Quake and tremble in fear!
[15:51] Vanilla
    Today's torture is...
[15:54] Vanilla
    Cake!
[15:56] Group
    Oh.
[15:58] Group
    Huh?
[16:04] Vanilla
    And this is no ordinary cake.
[16:06] Vanilla
    Why, it's baked by yours truly!
[16:10] Vanilla
    A homemade cake, courtesy of the high-class
    daughter of the noble House of Peschutz!

[16:19] Vanilla
    I made it all by myself, without
    any help from Mama or Papa.

[16:25] Vanilla
    The moment you learn that it's handmade,
[16:27] Vanilla
    you'll be overcome with emotion
    and burst into tears,

[16:30] Vanilla
    pleading for a bite of this cake.
[16:32] Princess
    A cake made by Lady Vanilla herself?
[16:35] Princess
    I want some!
[16:38] Vanilla
    Actually, this cake—
[16:39] Ex
    What a clumsy-looking cake.
[16:41] Vanilla
    Hey!
[16:43] Ex
    The frosting is all messy,
[16:45] Ex
    and the cake as a whole is lopsided.
[16:47] Ex
    And what's this strange object on top?
[16:51] Ex
    A real head-scratcher.
[16:53] Vanilla
    I-It's a penguin!
[16:57] Vanilla
    I-I see, so that's your plan.
[17:00] Vanilla
    Nitpicking at my cake to preempt my attack?
[17:03] Vanilla
    Hmph, how pointless.
[17:06] Vanilla
    Even if it looks a little clumsy,
[17:07] Vanilla
    once she finds out I made it, she's
    bound to bow before its grandeur.

[17:11] Vanilla
    Yes, even if it's clumsy...
[17:13] Vanilla
    She's powerless before its grandeur!
[17:16] Vanilla
    Clumsy or not...
[17:20] Vanilla
    I tried so hard to make it, too...
[17:24] Princess
    What are you saying, Ex?
[17:27] Princess
    The presentation may be
    a bit clumsy, but look.
[17:31] Princess
    The frosting holds its shape well.
[17:34] Princess
    That's proof that it's
    been whipped with care.
[17:37] Princess
    There's a lot of frosting, which
    was laid on thick with a spatula,
[17:41] Princess
    so it ended up looking lopsided as a whole.
[17:44] Princess
    But this is no sloppy craftsmanship.
[17:46] Princess
    They wanted plenty of that delicious
    frosting to be enjoyed.
[17:49] Princess
    I'm sure that was why they kept
    going back with that spatula.
[17:53] Princess
    Can't you feel the love of the
    person who made this cake?
[18:01] Princess
    And look closely, Ex.
[18:03] Princess
    That's not a strange object.
[18:05] Princess
    It's an adorable penguin!
[18:08] Vanilla
    Prinshess!
[18:10] Princess
    This cake may look really tasty,
[18:13] Princess
    but I'm Commander of the
    Imperial Third Legion.
[18:17] Princess
    This level of torture isn't
    enough to make me give in!
[18:24] Princess
    Huh?!
[18:26] Princess
    What's gotten into you?!
[18:28] Princess
    Does your tummy hurt?
[18:45] Vanilla
    Nope.
[18:47] Vanilla
    Thanks, Princess.
[18:50] Vanilla
    You don't have to confess,
    so please eat the cake.
[18:53] Princess
    Huh?
[18:54] Princess
    Why?!
[19:00] Vanilla
    H-How is it?
[19:03] Princess
    Mm! It's really good!
[19:07] Vanilla
    You really mean it?!
[19:08] Ex
    I'm a sacred blade...
[19:09] Princess
    Really!
SIGN    The cake was
    delicious
[19:15] Hell-Lord
    What?
[19:16] Hell-Lord
    Two failed tortures in a row?
[19:19] Hell-Lord
    From Vanilla Peschutz?
[19:21] Kanadge
    Yes.
[19:22] Kanadge
    A harm-marshal failing twice at torture...
[19:26] Kanadge
    It's a disgrace that puts
    our dignity at stake.
[19:28] Kanadge
    I believe that some form
    of action is needed here.
[19:34] Hell-Lord
    I suppose.
[19:39] Hell-Lord
    It's times like these that call
    for a good support network.
[21:18] Narration
    The Way of the Hell-Lord.
[21:21] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[21:24] Hell-Lord
    I'll get the worst stains off before
    putting the dishes in the dishwasher.
[21:28] Narration
    The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number one:
[21:30] Narration
    Take care of the dishes while
    Mama puts Maomao-chan to bed.

[21:37] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[21:47] Hell-Lord
    What?!
[21:50] Lulune
    She's finally asleep.
[21:52] Lulune
    I ended up reading to her
    twelve times tonight.
[21:54] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[21:55] Hell-Lord
    Sounds like she was a real bundle of energy.
[21:58] Hell-Lord
    Well done.
[22:00] Narration
    The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number two:
[22:02] Narration
    Evening drinks are always a pleasure.
[22:04] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[22:06] Hell-Lord
    Looks like this is coming up soon.
SIGN    Pre-School News
SIGN    This month's event is
    the parent-child luncheon!
SIGN    Please come and enjoy
    lunch with your child at school!!
[22:08] Hell-Lord
    A parent-child luncheon.
[22:11] Lulune
    Mm-hmm.
[22:12] Hell-Lord
    One guardian per household can join.
[22:15] Hell-Lord
    Lulune, you attended on both her
    first and second year, didn't you?
[22:20] Narration
    The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number three:
[22:22] Narration
    When alone, call Mama by her first name.
[22:25] Lulune
    I sure did.
[22:27] Lulune
    The parent-child luncheon
    is always on a weekday.
[22:29] Hell-Lord
    You know, we can take paid time off
    whenever we want in the Hellhorde.
[22:41] Lulune
    Do you want to attend the
    parent-child luncheon?
[22:43] Hell-Lord
    I do want to attend the
    parent-child luncheon!
[22:46] Narration
    The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number four:
[22:49] Narration
    Clearly state any and all opinions.
SIGN    Parent-Child
    Luncheon
[22:57] Maomao-Chan
    Look, Papa!
[22:59] Maomao-Chan
    I'm gonna eat my bell peppers!
[23:01] Hell-Lord
    What?!
[23:17] Maomao-Chan
    See, told ya!
[23:19] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[23:21] Hell-Lord
    Yes.
[23:22] Hell-Lord
    You always find a way to
    surprise me, Maomao-chan.
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
[23:27] Maomao-Chan
    There's some more peppers
    left, but you can have them.
[23:30] Maomao-Chan
    Just this once.
[23:31] Hell-Lord
    What angelic kindness from a demon!
[23:34] Hell-Lord
    That's my daughter for you!
[23:37] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh-heh!

Season 1

E10 - Untitled

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[00:19] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[01:59] Torture
    Princess, today's torture
    is beach sword fighting.
[02:05] Torture
    The rules are simple.
[02:07] Torture
    Pop the balloons on your
    opponents’ heads to win.
SIGN    Lieutorment
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Youki
SIGN    Lieutorment
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Inki
[02:10] Ex
    How is this torture, exactly?
[02:12] Torture
    Your opponents shall be Youki and Inki.
[02:14] Torture
    Should you lose, Princess, you will
    divulge the empire's secrets.
[02:19] Princess
    I see. So, what if I win?
[02:23] Youki
    You think you can win?
[02:25] Inki
    Snicker.
[02:27] Princess
    What?
[02:29] Youki
    We're champions of the Hell-Lord's
    beach sword fighting tag team tournament.
[02:34] Inki
    F-For two years in a row.
SIGN    5th Hell-Lord's Beach Sword Fighting Tournament
[02:37] Ex
    Sounds like the Hell-Lord
    holds some fun events.
[02:41] Inki
    W-We're the strongest members
    of the Hellhorde's forces.
[02:45] Youki
    There's no way you can defeat us!
[02:50] Princess
    You heard them.
[02:53] Torture
    Very well. In the event you win,
[02:56] Torture
    I shall grant you any request.
[02:59] Princess
    Anything?
[03:01] Torture
    Yes. I shall even set you free.
[03:04] Princess
    Well, well.
[03:09] Torture
    Let the battle begin!
[03:13] Youki
    Let's go, In-chan. We’ll
    start with Strategy B-shift.
[03:17] Inki
    Got it.
[03:18] Youki/Id
    With Strategy B, I draw the enemy's
    attention with my swift movements...
[03:22] Inki/Id
    While I—
[03:25] Both
    What?
[03:28] Youki
    No way.
[03:30] Ex
    What did you expect?
[03:31] Ex
    Her Highness is the Princess and
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[03:37] Ex
    There's no way just the two
    of you could defeat her.
[03:39] Inki
    S-So you really are a commander.
[03:44] Princess
    Rude!
[03:46] Princess
    Since I was a young girl,
[03:48] Princess
    I was trained in the art of the sword by
    top-class swordsmen of the Imperial Army.
[03:58] (Flashback) Jimochi
    Spin ten times, and then start running.
[04:00] (Flashback) Jimochi
    Whoever touches the tree first wins.
[04:03] (Flashback) Ex
    Teach her to use a sword.
[04:04] (Flashback) Young Princess
    Whoever reaches the tree first gets all
    of tonight's dessert to themselves.
[04:08] (Flashback) Ex
    Learn to use a sword!
[04:13] (Flashback) Jimochi
    There!
[04:15] (Flashback) Jimochi
    I win!
[04:18] Princess
    Jimochi taught me everything there is to know
[04:20] Princess
    about swordplay and the brutality of combat.
[04:24] Princess
    There's no way you could defeat me.
[04:28] Ex
    Based on that anecdote,
    I think they could beat you.
[04:32] Princess
    It’s just you now, You-chan.
[04:36] Youki
    Princess-chan, remember the rules.
[04:40] Youki
    Pop the balloons to win.
    There are no other rules.
[04:44] Youki
    I summon thee, my final weapon!
[04:48] Youki
    In other words, all that matters
    is that you pop the balloons!
SIGN    Gatling Water Gun
SIGN    Youki Custom
[04:54] Youki
    This water gun can fire 45 shots per second.
[05:04] Youki
    I win! Victory is mine!
[05:07] Youki
    What?!
[05:09] Torture
    Oh, no. After all we've been
    through, I'd forgotten.
[05:13] Torture
    The Princess’ swordsmanship is truly
    top-level, even for the Imperial Army!
[05:19] Torture
    She’s a proper warrior!
[05:22] Youki
    Crud. I'm out of ammo.
[05:25] Torture/Id
    At this rate, I'll be forced
    to release the Princess.
[05:29] Torture/Id
    I must join the fight.
[05:32] Torture/Id
    No, I can't.
[05:33] Torture/Id
    When I first explained the rules, I said
    her opponents would be Youki and Inki.
[05:39] Torture/Id
    What should I do?
[05:43] Devil Torture
    Ignore the rules.
    Do whatever it takes to win.
[05:47] Torture/Id
    The devil on my shoulder.
SIGN    Torture Party
[05:50] Politician Torture
    You must only make an effort
    to keep your public promises.
[05:53] Politician Torture
    You needn't actually keep them.
[05:55] Torture/Id
    The politician on my shoulder.
[05:57] Writer Torture
    Besides, it would be no fun
    if she won too easily.
[06:02] Torture/Id
    The writer.
[06:03] Revolutionary Torture
    With passion, we can change
    the world, and even rules.
[06:07] Torture/Id
    The revolutionary.
[06:11] Torture/Id
    They're right.
[06:13] Torture
    Releasing the Princess
    is out of the question.
[06:20] Princess
    It sure feels nice to move around.
[06:24] Princess
    This is fun!
[06:29] Princess
    It’s time to end this, You-chan.
[06:33] Krall
    Hold up, Princess-chan!
[06:39] ---
    Crab
SIGN    Hell-Lord's Daughter
    Ultimate Hyper Legendary
    Cadet Harm-Marshal
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Maomao-chan
SIGN    Krall Regiment
    Combat Soldier
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Mad Wolf
[06:41] Maomao
    Prepare yourself!
SIGN    Beastmaster
    Krall
SIGN    Combat Soldier
    Fourth Class
    &
    Pain-Private
    Giant
SIGN    Torturer's Aide
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Datarma
SIGN    Hellholm Cafeteria Staff
    Kitchen Sub-Leader
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Mad Kaiser
SIGN    Weaponsmith and Pain-Private
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Gilga
SIGN    Grand Inquisitor
    Torture Tortura
SIGN    A Passing Seagull
[06:56] Princess
    Guys!
[06:58] Torture
    We won't let you have your
    way any longer, Princess.
[07:01] Princess
    All right. Bring it on, all of you.
[07:04] Inki
    Go, You-chan!
SIGN    Disqualified
[07:06] Youki
    What?!
[07:07] Ex
    You can do it, Your Highness!
[07:12] Princess
    Gotcha!
[07:13] Krall
    On your guard, Princess-chan!
[07:15] Princess
    Too easy, Krall-chan!
[07:23] Youki
    I knew you would slide!
[07:24] Youki
    Gotcha!
[07:28] Princess
    And I knew you would do that.
[07:36] Inki
    You-chan's in trouble.
[07:39] Youki
    If this is how it’s gonna be…
[07:41] Youki
    It’s a free-for-all!
[08:01] Maomao
    Stop right there!
[08:05] Maomao
    Princess!
[08:07] Princess
    This is so much fun!
[08:10] Maomao
    I caught you!
[08:11] Princess
    You caught me!
SIGN    The Princess
    had fun
[08:41] Princess
    That was so much fun.
[08:52] Ex
    Wait, what? What happened to being released?
[09:06] Louch
    Your Highness.
[09:08] Louch
    Previously and the time before that,
    I failed because I was too focused on my spell.
[09:14] Louch
    But this time,
[09:16] Louch
    I, Louch Brittan, the White Knight,
    will be sure to save you.
SIGN    Imperial
    First
    Legion
SIGN    Louch
    Brittan
[09:26] Hell-Lord
    Who are you?
[09:34] Louch/Id
    I couldn't sense him at all.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[09:48] Hell-Lord
    You’re a human, aren't you?
[09:51] Hell-Lord
    What are you doing here?
[09:53] Louch/Id
    A demon. His presence is overpowering.
[09:57] Louch/Id
    He's no ordinary demon.
[10:00] Louch
    First strike.
[10:02] Louch
    Holy Moon!
[10:07] Hell-Lord
    Are you perhaps lost?
[10:12] Hell-Lord
    Settle down.
[10:13] Hell-Lord
    I understand why a human would feel
    uneasy if they wandered into this place.
[10:19] Louch
    Brittan Clan Swordstyle,
[10:22] Louch
    Lightning Hurricane!
SIGN    Lightning Hurricane
[10:26] Hell-Lord
    I just happened by here.
[10:28] Louch
    Lightning Hurricane! Lightning
    Hurricane! Lightning Hurricane!
[10:29] Hell-Lord
    I did not come to harm you.
[10:31] Hell-Lord
    I was out attending a voice
    actor's release event.
[10:35] Hell-Lord
    I simply came across you on my way back.
[10:38] Louch
    Release event?
[10:40] Hell-Lord
    Normally, I watch quietly from
    the back with my arms folded,
[10:44] Hell-Lord
    but today, I moved up a
    bit towards the front.
[10:48] Hell-Lord
    Because I did, I felt more
    like a part of the concert.
[10:53] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[10:57] Louch/Id
    A demon would never attend a release event.
[10:59] Louch/Id
    It must be some kind of
    terrible code word.
[11:03] Louch/Id
    In that case…
[11:06] Louch
    Focusing mana.
[11:12] Louch
    White Knight Magic,
[11:14] Louch
    Holy Shine!
SIGN    Holy Shine
[11:28] Louch
    That should do it.
[11:31] Hell-Lord
    Have you settled down some?
[11:34] Louch
    Impossible.
[11:37] Louch
    The recoil from my attack—
[11:52] Louch
    Why did you save me? I'm a human.
[11:55] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh. Your life has
    value, just like mine.
[11:59] Hell-Lord
    Besides, that adornment on your neck…
[12:05] Hell-Lord
    It’s the emblem of the protagonist's unit
[12:08] Hell-Lord
    from the Mobile Cavalry Soul
    Cross anime, is it not?
SIGN    Mobile Cavalry Soul Cross
[12:16] Louch
    How do you know that?
[12:17] Louch
    No one’s ever noticed before because
    it blends in with the rest of my outfit!
[12:21] ---
    Geh-heh-heh.
[12:23] Hell-Lord
    I have one as well.
[12:28] Hell-Lord
    This emblem is truly well-made. It
    looks just like it does in the anime.
[12:33] Louch
    You get it!
[12:34] Hell-Lord
    I have thoughts about items from
    anime being turned into merch.
[12:38] Hell-Lord
    I wish they would stop including
    pictures of characters.
[12:41] Hell-Lord
    The inclusion of such images
    ruins the world building.
[12:45] Hell-Lord
    I wish to own the same
    items as the characters.
[12:48] Louch
    Exactly!
[12:54] Louch
    I apologize for suddenly attacking you.
[12:56] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh. It’s fine.
[13:10] Louch/Id
    I see. Not all demons are bad,
    nor are they my enemies.
[13:18] Louch/Id
    Only the Hell-Lord and his
    forces are my enemies.
[13:22] Louch/Id
    I mustn't fail to recognize that.
[13:26] Louch
    Well, I suppose I should leave.
[13:28] Hell-Lord
    Didn't you have something to do here?
[13:31] Louch
    I've spent too long here already.
    I'll return another day.
[13:35] Louch
    If we meet again…
[13:38] Louch
    Let's discuss anime once more.
[13:41] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh. Of course.
[13:49] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh, scrub-a-heh-heh.
[13:59] Maomao
    Papa's in a good mood.
[14:02] Lulune
    He said he made a new friend.
SIGN    Mobile Cavalry Soul Cross
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[14:21] Vanilla
    Yes! A match!
[14:23] Vanilla
    That’s three in a row.
    That just leaves six more.
SIGN    Harm-Marshal
    Vanilla Peschutz
[14:27] Vanilla
    I shall find the remaining matches
    in one go, without any errors.
[14:34] Vanilla
    Another pair.
[14:36] Vanilla
    Nothing beats playing memory with cards.
[14:42] Vanilla
    Besides, I can play by myself.
[14:45] Vanilla
    I wonder if it would be
    more fun with friends.
[14:49] Vanilla
    What am I thinking?
[14:51] Vanilla
    I am the daughter of the
    noble House of Peschutz.
[14:55] Vanilla
    I need no friends.
[14:56] Vanilla
    Papa and Mama often tell me to enjoy
    myself unfettered by the family name,
[15:01] Vanilla
    but my pride would never allow that.
[15:07] Vanilla
    But…
[15:10] Vanilla
    The amusement park sure was fun.
[15:14] Vanilla
    Princess…
[15:17] Vanilla
    I know. I'll use this to torture her.
[15:20] Vanilla
    That’s right, it’s torture.
[15:22] Vanilla
    It’s not that I want to play with her.
[15:25] Vanilla
    Time for your torture, Princess!
[15:29] Vanilla
    Today's torture is playing cards.
[15:33] Vanilla
    If you tell me your secrets,
    you can play cards with me.
[15:37] Ex
    What kind of torture is that?
[15:39] Ex
    Do you truly believe Her Highness
    would divulge her secrets
[15:41] Ex
    just because she wants to play cards?
[15:43] Princess
    Cards are fun, aren't they?
[15:45] Ex
    Your Highness?
[15:46] Princess
    Speaking of cards…
[15:50] (Flashback) Young Princess
    I can't play any cards because
    I'm stuck here and here.
[15:54] (Flashback) Jimochi
    My, my. Whatever could be stopping you?
[15:58] Young Princess
    It’s you, Jimochi!
[15:59] (Flashback) Jimochi
    What will you do?
[16:01] (Flashback) Jimochi
    You can only pass one more
    time, Your Highness.
[16:05] (Flashback) Jimochi
    Will you pass again?
[16:09] (Flashback) Young Princess
    Pass.
[16:10] (Flashback) Jimochi
    I win!
[16:12] (Flashback) Jimochi
    At this rate, tomorrow night's
    dessert will be all mine as well.
[16:18] (Flashback) Young Princess
    I want dessert!
[16:24] Princess
    The frustration of defeat.
[16:26] Princess
    Every tear I shed made my mind stronger.
[16:30] Ex
    Your Highness, you must've really
    regretted not eating that dessert.
[16:34] Princess
    That’s just how fun playing cards is.
[16:36] Ex
    What?
[16:37] Princess
    Oh, but that doesn't mean
    I'd reveal any secrets.
[16:41] Princess
    I can resist playing cards.
[16:44] Ex
    Are you sure about that?
SIGN    BADOOM
[16:46] Princess
    Anyway, it’s an attractive
    invitation, but I must decline.
[16:50] Vanilla
    What? But…
[16:52] Vanilla
    Playing with cards is fun. Really fun.
[16:56] Vanilla
    It can be something basic, like what
    you had for breakfast this morning.
[17:01] Princess
    I probably shouldn't be saying this,
[17:03] Princess
    but that's not a secret you
    need to extract from me.
[17:07] Princess
    Wait a minute. Do you want
    to play cards with me?
[17:11] Vanilla
    O-Obviously not!
[17:13] Vanilla
    It’s not like I want to
    play Old Maid together,
[17:17] Vanilla
    which can only be played
    with at least two players.
[17:20] Vanilla
    I definitely don't want to
    play President or Speed either.
[17:23] Ex
    Just laying it all out there, aren't you?
[17:25] Princess
    If you want to play, then
    you should just say so.
[17:29] Vanilla
    I am the daughter of the
    noble House of Peschutz.
[17:33] Vanilla
    I don't experience the
    flippant desire to play cards.
[17:36] Vanilla
    A proud lady like myself needs no friends!
[17:42] Princess
    All right. I'll tell you a secret.
[17:45] Ex
    Your Highness?
[17:47] Princess
    I also believed that a proud
    knight like myself needs no friends.
[17:54] Princess
    But…
[18:10] Princess
    The truth is…
[18:14] Princess
    I wanted friends.
[18:26] Vanilla
    Me, too.
[18:38] Princess
    Come on. I've told you my secret.
[18:42] Princess
    Let's play.
[18:45] Vanilla
    Okay.
[18:51] Princess
    Which card is the Joker?
[18:53] Vanilla
    Hey, that's not fair.
[18:55] Princess
    Come on, hurry up.
[18:58] Vanilla
    Let's see. This one.
[19:00] Princess
    Oh? You're sure you want that one?
[19:03] Ex
    Ah, I see.
[19:06] Vanilla
    Uh, um…
[19:08] Vanilla
    Actually, I want this one.
SIGN    Vanilla made
    a friend
[19:15] Hell-Lord
    I see. So the Princess wanted friends.
[19:20] Kanadge
    Yes, Your Majesty.
[19:21] Kanadge
    Perhaps she'd been avoiding it until
    now since she'd been betrayed before.
[19:26] ---
    Geh-heh-heh.
[19:28] Hell-Lord
    I'm glad she made a friend.
[21:09] Torture
    Send off the report...
SIGN    Send Daily
    Report
[21:13] Torture
    And work is done.
[21:20] Torture/Id
    What should I have for dinner?
[21:23] Torture/Id
    Tonight, I have business outside the
    house, so perhaps I'll eat out.
SIGN    Meal Tickets
[21:56] Employee
    Welcome.
[22:04] Torture/Id
    A roast beef bowl. I didn't
    know they offered that.
[22:09] Torture/Id
    Curry. Come to think of it, I often
    hear the curry is delicious as well.
[22:15] Torture/Id
    Perhaps I'll order some next time.
[22:18] Torture/Id
    But I end up ordering the same thing
    despite thinking that every time.
[22:25] Employee
    Thanks for waiting.
[22:29] Torture/Id
    A chicken and egg bowl.
[22:30] Torture/Id
    I've tried all kinds
    of chicken and egg bowls,
[22:33] Torture/Id
    but nothing beats the chicken and egg
    bowl served by this beef bowl chain.
[22:38] Torture/Id
    This spoon that makes it so easy
    to eat is a delight as well.
[22:51] Torture/Id
    Yes, this. This was the right choice.
[22:55] Torture/Id
    The strength of chains is their ability to
    provide the exact same flavor you imagine every time.
[23:02] Torture/Id
    After eating more than half, add a sprinkle
    of soy sauce to modify the flavor.
[23:08] Torture/Id
    Now it’s time for round two.
[23:24] Torture/Id
    Since it’s a bit chilly tonight,
    I can tell how warm my stomach feels.
[23:29] Torture/Id
    Now then.
[23:33] Torture/Id
    Time to buy tissues and head home.

Season 1

E11 - Untitled

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SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[01:30] Krall
    Princess, time for some torture!
SIGN    Beastmaster
    
    
    
    
    
    Krall
[01:35] Princess
    I see.
[01:36] Princess
    Is this dog today's torture?
SIGN    Krall Regiment Member
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Snow
[01:41] Princess
    Callie and Snowball totally
    turned me into a cat person.
SIGN    Zzz
    Zzz...
[01:46] Princess
    You think I'd succumb to a dog?
[01:50] Krall
    Ah, Princess. Doggies
    are super cute, too.
[01:54] Krall
    Here.
[01:56] Krall
    Try throwing that ball.
[02:00] Princess
    What will that accomplish?
[02:12] Princess
    I see. He's a rather clever dog.
[02:19] Princess
    There.
[02:24] Princess
    There, there. Good boy.
[02:29] Princess
    You're so cute, doggy!
[02:31] Ex
    Your Highness?
[02:32] Princess
    At some point, I became totally
    captivated by this doggy.
[02:35] Princess
    Is this an illusion?
[02:37] Ex
    No, you chose to act like a fool.
[02:39] Princess
    Damn it. I admit, I let my guard down
    for a moment, but that ends now.
[02:44] Princess
    I am the proud Commander of
    the Imperial Third Legion.
[02:49] Princess
    We sometimes used animals in the army.
[02:52] Princess
    However, unnecessary feelings
    could interfere with military actions.
[02:56] Princess
    We avoided getting too friendly and kept
    distance between us and the animals.
[03:00] Princess
    That's right. I will
    never succumb to cuteness.
[03:06] Krall
    That's a shame.
[03:08] Krall
    ‘Cause it looks like he wants
    you to play with him more.
[03:13] Princess
    D-Don't bother looking
    at me with those eyes.
[03:22] Ex
    Be strong, Your Highness.
[03:24] Krall
    Oh? Check this out, Princess.
[03:27] Krall
    He wants you to rub his belly.
[03:31] Ex
    Your Highness, get a hold of yourself.
[03:34] Princess
    Don't worry, Ex.
[03:36] Princess
    It's not that the animals I
    fought alongside weren't cute.
[03:41] Princess
    I restrained myself from
    becoming too attached to them.
[03:44] Ex
    I see. Is that so?
[03:47] Princess
    That's right. This torture cannot…
[03:53] Ex
    Your Highness?
[03:58] Princess
    I actually wanted to play with them more.
[04:01] Ex
    I knew it!
[04:02] Princess
    Belly rubs! Belly rubs! Belly rubs!
[04:12] Princess
    I'll draw you a map of the
    empire's hidden passageways!
SIGN    The princess
    drew a map
[04:19] Hell-Lord
    Good. We can use this information.
[04:23] Hell-Lord
    I'll have him use these
    to infiltrate the empire.
[04:26] Hell-Lord
    Bring me Dark Ninja Gekkou.
[04:29] Kanadge
    Actually, Your Majesty…
SIGN    Undercover Agent
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Dark Ninja Gekkou
[04:44] Hell-Lord
    What?
[04:45] Hell-Lord
    You wish to leave the Hellhorde
    so you can write picture books?
[04:51] Kanadge
    Yes. It's been Gekkou's
    dream since childhood.
[04:55] Kanadge
    He previously abandoned the notion so he
    could enter the family business,
[04:59] Kanadge
    but he can't give up on it after all.
[05:06] Gekkou
    Actually, I've changed
    my mind about quitting!
[05:08] Gekkou
    It'd be a nuisance if I quit
    after swearing loyalty to you.
[05:12] Gekkou
    Besides, it's too late for
    me to try to become an author.
[05:19] Hell-Lord
    Perhaps it is too late.
[05:22] Hell-Lord
    Those who start sooner
    get more opportunities,
[05:26] Hell-Lord
    and their accumulated
    skills grant them an advantage.
[05:29] Gekkou
    Of course.
[05:32] Hell-Lord
    However, that is no reason
    to abandon your dream.
[05:41] Hell-Lord
    Good luck, Gekkou.
[05:43] Gekkou
    Yes, Your Majesty.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"
    Princess
[05:59] Princess
    Panda, panda! Panda, panda!
[06:03] Princess
    Fluffy, fluffy pandas!
[06:06] Ex
    You go, girl! You go!
[06:10] Princess
    Fluffy, fluffy panda! Fluffy, fluffy!
[06:14] Princess
    What? For me?
[06:16] Princess
    All right! I love donuts.
[06:19] Princess
    Thanks for the food.
[06:20] Princess
    Oh, I'm dreaming.
[06:23] Jimochi
    Jimochi, Jimochi, Jimochi.
[06:23] Princess
    I sometimes realize I'm
    dreaming while I'm dreaming.
[06:28] Princess
    And once I do…
[06:31] Princess
    What's up with this world?
[06:32] Princess
    There are a ton of pandas,
[06:35] Princess
    and Jimochi is some kind of weird doll.
[06:39] Torture
    'Tis t-time for t-torture, Princess.
[06:42] Princess
    Torture is stuck inside a
    wall, and Datarma is…
[06:47] Princess
    What the heck?
[06:49] Torture
    Today's torture is pudding a la mode.
[06:54] Princess
    I see. If I'm dreaming, then that means…
[07:01] Princess
    I can succumb all I want!
[07:07] Torture
    She's still asleep?
[07:09] Ex
    After lunch, she declared, “I'm stuffed.
    I'm sleepy,” and began to nap.
[07:17] Torture
    Princess, it's time to—
[07:19] Princess
    Every morning, His Majesty walks
    through the north rose garden.
[07:25] Ex
    Your Highness?
[07:26] Princess
    The Commander of the Second Defense Force
    has a habit of blinking before a large swing.
[07:37] Princess
    His Majesty prefers hot baths.
[07:40] Princess
    My younger sister is studying
    abroad in an allied nation.
[07:43] Princess
    Succumbing is awesome.
[07:46] Princess
    It's the best.
[07:47] Ex
    Your Highness! Your Highness!
[07:49] Ex
    Please wake up! You're saying
    disastrous things, Your Highness!
[07:52] Princess
    I'm too embarrassed to tell Ex, but…
[07:57] Princess
    When I just became a commander,
[08:01] Princess
    I made it through that difficult time
    because of Ex's encouragement.
[08:05] Princess
    Thank you.
[08:08] Ex
    Oh, Your Highness.
[08:12] Ex
    Your Highness.
[08:13] Princess
    Torture.
[08:16] Princess
    Thanks for all the tasty meals.
[08:19] Princess
    I have so much fun with you.
[08:26] Torture
    Well, well. That was quite the juicy secret.
[08:30] Ex
    Honestly, Your Highness.
[08:34] Torture
    I've heard enough secrets for today.
[08:36] Torture
    She seems happy. Why
    don't we let her sleep?
[08:41] Ex
    Agreed.
[08:45] Princess
    Hooray!
[08:47] Princess
    Jello is so tasty!
[08:51] Princess
    I'll never stop succumbing!
SIGN    All You Can Succumb
[08:55] Princess
    Succumb, submit, surrender, bang!
[09:01] Ex
    Synonyms that start with S!
[09:03] Panda
    Fluffy, fluffy panda!
SIGN    All You Can Succumb
[09:05] Princess
    Yeah!
SIGN    The princess
    kept sleeping
[09:15] Princess
    Huh?
[09:18] Princess
    It's nighttime?
[09:19] Princess
    Oh, right. I took a nap.
[09:23] Princess
    Huh? What about today's torture?
[09:25] Princess
    Was it canceled because I was asleep?
[09:31] Princess
    In that case, Torture, you've gone soft.
[09:35] Princess
    Today was a total victory for me.
[09:53] Na
    That day, researchers lost control
    of the spell they were developing,
[09:58] Na
    turning everyone in Hellholm…
[10:03] Na
    into little children.
[10:06] Hell-Lord
    Well, this isn't good.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[10:14] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[10:18] Ex
    The torture's still on?
[10:19] Princess
    I heard what happened.
[10:21] Princess
    I'll never succumb now that you're a child.
[10:25] Torture
    This may be difficult, true.
[10:28] Torture
    The Hell-Lord said…
[10:30] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    You needn't strain yourself.
    Take the day off.
[10:32] Torture
    …something similar.
[10:34] Torture
    However, I would like to
    see what I can still do.
[10:38] Princess
    Okay, good luck. I promise I'll give in.
[10:41] Ex
    Your Highness?
[10:43] Princess
    That was close. I nearly got carried away.
[10:46] Ex
    To where, exactly?
[10:47] Princess
    Seeing children try their best makes you
    want to support them unconditionally.
[10:50] Princess
    However, I am the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[10:56] Princess
    I will never support children
    trying their best!
[10:59] Ex
    You've reached an odd conclusion in your
    confused state, but in any case, good luck.
[11:04] Torture
    Today's torture is this.
[11:06] Torture
    Oof.
SIGN    Sugar Candy
[11:10] Torture
    Sugar candy!
[11:15] Torture
    They're like little stars. Just
    looking at them is exciting.
[11:19] Torture
    And when you eat them…
[11:26] Torture
    They're sweet and fill you with joy.
[11:31] Ex
    What?!
[11:34] Princess
    I'll talk.
[11:36] Ex
    Your Highness?
[11:38] Princess
    Tiny Torture is too cute.
[11:41] Ex
    Your Highness, hang in there.
[11:43] Princess
    She's gonna carry me away.
[11:45] Ex
    Carry you where?
[11:48] Torture
    This isn't the only
    torture I've prepared.
[11:51] Torture
    Oof.
SIGN    Fruit Candy on a String
[11:53] Torture
    Ta-da! Candy on a string.
[11:56] Torture
    Select one of these strings and pull.
[12:00] Torture
    You'll find that there's
    candy on the end of the string.
[12:04] Torture
    The candies come in a variety
    of flavors and sizes,
[12:07] Torture
    so it's exciting to see
    which one you'll get.
[12:10] Torture
    Go ahead, Princess.
[12:12] Princess
    All right.
[12:18] Torture
    That's the biggest candy!
[12:20] Torture
    Incredible, Princess! You're so lucky!
[12:25] Princess
    You want it?
[12:25] Torture
    Can I have it?
[12:27] Torture
    All right! Thank you.
[12:34] Torture
    So yummy.
[12:43] Princess
    The empire directly employs a secret
    order of knights known as Zero Legion.
[12:48] Ex
    Your Highness?
[12:48] Princess
    The empire directly employs a secret
    order of knights known as Zero Legion.
[12:49] Torture
    All right! I got a secret!
[12:53] Princess
    Good for you. Good for you. Good for you.
[12:56] Ex
    Why do you keep saying that?
[12:59] Princess
    Good for you.
[13:04] Hell-Lord
    Zero Legion?
[13:06] Kanadge
    Yes, Your Majesty.
[13:07] Kanadge
    The Princess mentioned it.
[13:09] Hell-Lord
    Seriously? That's a cool name.
[13:16] Princess
    Tiny Torture was so cute.
[13:20] Princess
    I succumbed without realizing it.
[13:23] Ex
    Security should be weak while
    all the demons are children.
[13:27] Ex
    Wouldn't it be possible to escape?
[13:29] Youki
    Princess-chan!
[13:31] Inki
    Hey.
[13:32] Youki
    I feel so light.
[13:34] Princess
    You-chan, In-chan?
SIGN    Harm-Marshal
    
    
    
    
    
    Youki
SIGN    Harm-Marshal
    
    
    
    
    
    Inki
[13:36] Princess
    You're both so cute.
[13:39] Youki
    Did you finish your torture?
[13:41] Inki
    If you're done, let's play.
[13:42] Youki
    Let's play.
[13:44] Princess
    Yeah, let's play.
[13:46] Giant
    Princess.
[13:48] Giant
    Let us join in.
SIGN    Combat Soldier Fourth Class
    & Pain-Private
    
    
    
    
    Giant
SIGN    Beastmaster
    
    
    
    
    Krall
SIGN    Krall Regiment
    Combat Solider
    
    
    
    
    Mad Wolf
[13:51] Krall
    Let us join.
[13:54] Princess
    You're smaller than me, Master Mama.
[13:57] Giant
    I was a child once, too, you know.
[14:01] Princess
    And Krall-chan, you were
    totally different back then.
[14:03] Princess
    Still cute, though.
[14:05] Krall
    ‘Course I'm cute.
[14:09] Princess
    Vanilla-chan?
SIGN    Harm-Marshal
    
    
    
    
    
    Vanilla Peschutz
[14:11] Vanilla
    As a member of the noble House of Peschutz,
    it's not like I want to play.
[14:16] Princes
    I want to play with you, Vanilla-chan.
[14:23] Vanilla
    Then let's play.
[14:25] Youki
    C'mon, Princess-chan. Let's play.
[14:27] Giant
    Let's play.
[14:27] Krall
    Let's play.
[14:28] Youki
    Let's play.
[14:29] Princess
    Okay, okay. Let's play.
[14:30] Inki
    Hooray.
[14:32] Princess
    What should we play together?
[14:35] Vanilla
    Let's play trains.
[14:36] Youki
    Tag.
[14:37] Princess
    Okay. Let's do it all.
[14:40] Ex
    Doesn't look like we'll be escaping.
[14:42] Na
    With that quiet thought, Ex decided
    not to think any further on it.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[14:55] Torture
    ‘Tis time for torture, Princess.
[14:59] Princess
    You've grown since yesterday.
[15:01] Torture
    Apparently, the spell gradually fades.
[15:03] Torture
    I'll be back to normal by tomorrow.
[15:05] Princess
    I see.
[15:06] Ex
    Why are you wearing school uniforms, though?
[15:09] Ex
    Does the spell make your
    clothes younger, too?
[15:11] Torture
    No. I simply didn't want
    to waste the opportunity.
[15:15] Ex
    Waste the opportunity?
[15:16] Torture
    Today's torture is…
[15:22] Princess
    What's wrong?
[15:23] Torture
    Nothing. Today's torture is…
[15:26] Torture
    Meat and potato stew.
[15:29] Princess
    I can already smell its delicious aroma.
[15:31] Princess
    But I am the Princess and Commander of—
[15:33] Torture
    Wait.
[15:35] Torture
    Please wait.
[15:40] Torture
    The truth is, my cooking skills were
    reverted along with my appearance.
[15:46] Torture
    It didn't turn out like I wanted.
[15:48] Princess
    Torture, your hands.
[15:52] Torture
    I'm so embarrassed.
[15:55] Torture
    At the time, I didn't cook
    much, so I was unsuccessful.
[16:00] Torture
    Let's cancel today's torture after all.
[16:03] Torture
    I doubt this stew tastes any good.
[16:12] Princess
    Be more confident in yourself, Torture!
[16:14] Princess
    You may lack skill, but
    you did your best, right?
[16:17] Princess
    Don't worry.
[16:18] Princess
    I'll be able to taste the effort.
[16:21] Princess
    I'm sure I'll give in!
[16:26] Torture
    Princess…
[16:30] Ex
    How exactly are you approaching
    this situation, Your Highness?
[16:36] Princess
    Let's give it a taste.
[16:57] Princess
    It's good.
[17:00] Princess
    It's hot and flavorful,
[17:03] Princess
    and the slight sweetness spreads
    the moment you take a bite.
[17:08] Princess
    This is worthy of succumbing to.
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[17:19] Hell-Lord
    I am overflowing with power.
[17:21] Hell-Lord
    So this is youth.
[17:23] Hell-Lord
    There isn't anything I
    particularly wish to do,
[17:26] Hell-Lord
    but I have so much excess energy.
[17:32] Kanadge
    It sure does feel like
    that when you're young.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[17:44] Princess
    You're back to normal.
[17:46] Torture
    Yes, thankfully.
[17:48] Princess
    I'm happy for you.
[17:49] Torture
    Thank you.
[17:51] Torture
    Now then…
[17:54] Torture
    ‘Tis time for torture, Princess.
[17:59] Torture
    Today's torture is pizza.
[18:02] Princess
    Pizza, you say?
[18:03] Princess
    This is bad, Ex. Pizza is my favorite food.
[18:07] Ex
    You have a lot of favorites.
[18:09] Ex
    Is there any food you don't like?
[18:12] Princess
    What?
[18:16] Princess
    Cough syrup, maybe?
SIGN    Over the Counter
SIGN    Cold
SIGN    Syrup A
[18:18] Ex
    That's a low-risk OTC medication!
[18:20] Princess
    No, wait. The syrup is pretty tasty, too.
[18:23] Torture
    May I begin the torture?
[18:25] Princess
    Oh, right. Pizza, was it?
[18:27] Ex
    If it's your favorite,
    will you confess again?
[18:30] Princess
    Don't lose heart, Ex.
[18:32] Princess
    Pizza may be my favorite food, but
    there's a broad variety of pizza.
SIGN    Love
    Hate
[18:36] Princess
    It's likely they'll serve a type
    of pizza that I don't enjoy.
SIGN    Hate
[18:40] Ex
    I see.
[18:41] Princess
    Now what kind of pizza will you
    torture me with? Bring it on.
[18:45] Torture
    It's not here yet.
[18:47] Princess
    What?
[18:51] Torture
    We're going to order it now.
[18:53] Princess
    Seriously?
[18:55] Torture
    Here's the pizza delivery menu.
SIGN    Tomato Ceremony
SIGN    Mayo Potato
[18:58] Torture
    Any pizza you like will be delivered here.
[19:02] Princess
    Any pizza I like? You mean I
    can choose whatever I want?
[19:06] Torture
    Yes.
[19:07] Torture
    If you tell me a secret, I will
    order whatever pizza you like.
[19:12] Princess
    What's this pizza?
[19:14] Princess
    There's cheese inside the crust!
SIGN    All Pizzas
[19:17] Princess
    Are they dumb?! They must be dumb!
[19:20] Ex
    Your Highness, your face has “I love this
    kind of nonsense” written all over it.
[19:24] Princess
    What should I get? I can't decide.
[19:27] Ex
    Are we assuming you'll divulge a secret?
[19:30] Princess
    That was close.
[19:32] Princess
    I nearly let her sweet talk me.
[19:35] Ex
    All Torture did was hand you the menu.
[19:38] Princess
    Don't worry, Ex. I'm fine now.
[19:41] Princess
    I won't choose a pizza to order.
[19:44] Ex
    Are you sure about that?
[19:46] Princess
    Choosing one of these pizzas
    from all these choices
[19:49] Princess
    would be like choosing just
    one citizen of the empire.
[19:52] Princess
    As royalty, I could never do that.
[19:55] Princess
    All the people should be loved equally.
[19:58] Ex
    I have no idea what you're saying, but as
    long as you won't give in, that's fine.
[20:02] Torture
    If you're having trouble
    choosing, how about this?
SIGN    Choose Any Pizza
[20:06] Princess
    Half and half?
[20:07] Princess
    They can put the toppings for
    two types on one pizza?
[20:11] Princess
    Such avarice. To be able to choose two…
[20:17] Princess
    The people wouldn't get lonely
    if I chose two of them, right?
[20:19] Ex
    Your Highness?
[20:21] Torture
    Additionally, behold.
SIGN    Pizza Pizza 4
[20:22] Torture
    Pizza pizza four.
[20:23] Princess
    Four?
[20:26] Torture
    It's has four varieties of
    toppings on a single pizza.
[20:31] Princess
    Four types on one pizza? That's…
[20:37] Princess
    That's a whole freaking family.
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[20:45] Princess
    So good.
[20:48] Princess
    The cheese is so melty.
[20:48] Torture
    The location of the hideout
    the emperor uses to meditate.
[20:50] Princess
    The people must be happy, too.
[20:53] Torture
    This secret should satisfy His Majesty.
[20:57] Hell-Lord
    What?
[20:58] Hell-Lord
    Is that true?
[21:00] Hell-Lord
    You won the newbie award
    for your picture book?
SIGN    Former Undercover Agent
    
    
    
    
    
    
     Dark Ninja Gekkou
[21:03] Gekkou
    Yes.
[21:05] Kanadge
    Take a look at this.
SIGN    Shujansha New Picture Book
     Author Award Results
[21:07] Kanadge
    He won an honorable mention for his
    submission “What's a Ninja?”
[21:11] Gekkou
    I'd been drawing a bit even before
    I quit, and one of those books won.
[21:17] Gekkou
    It's a miracle.
[21:20] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh. There's no
    such thing as miracles.
[21:25] Hell-Lord
    Your hard work simply paid off.
[21:30] Gekkou
    Thank you.
[21:32] Hell-Lord
    Congratulations! Geh-heh-heh.
[21:37] Na
    His fifth book, Gekkou the
    Ninja*, became a massive hit,
[21:40] Na
    and in three years it would become an anime.
[23:17] Gekkou
    Good boys and girls, it's
    time for Gekkou the Ninja.
SIGN    Gekkou the Ninja
[23:23] All
    Gekkou the Ninja!
[23:30] Gekkou
    Gekkou the Ninja is off to work again.
[23:32] Gekkou
    He's gonna torture bad*
    guys into submission.
[23:38] Gekkou
    Ninja!

Season 1

E12 - Untitled

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SIGN    Harm-Marshal
    
    
    
    
    
    Vanilla Peschutz
[00:08] (Flashback) Vanilla
    A proud lady like myself needs no friends!
[00:12] (Flashback) Princess
    All right. I'll tell you a secret.
[00:15] (Flashback) Ex
    Your Highness?
[00:17] (Flashback) Princess
    I also believed that a proud
    knight like myself needs no friends.
[00:24] (Flashback) Princess
    But...
[00:26] (Flashback) Princess
    The truth is...
[00:27] (Flashback) Princess
    I wanted friends.
[00:30] (Flashback) Vanilla
    Me, too.
[00:38] Vanilla
    My very first friend!
[00:41] Vanilla
    I want to hang out with
    her, just the two of us!

[00:45] Vanilla
    But I'm the daughter of the
    noble House of Peschutz.

[00:49] Vanilla
    It'd be totally unacceptable to invite her!
[00:53] Vanilla
    The princess should be the one who asks me!
[00:55] Vanilla
    Nothing says a prisoner can't invite
    her torturer to go have some fun!
[01:01] Vanilla
    No, that's not it.
[01:04] Vanilla
    It's not the family name that's stopping me.
[01:08] Vanilla
    I just can't work up the courage.
[01:11] Vanilla
    Blaming my upbringing
    for my own cowardice...
[01:14] Vanilla
    Some Peschutz I am!
[01:17] Vanilla
    It's time to show my courage and rise up!
[01:22] Vanilla
    But where could we even go?
[01:32] Jimochi
    Zoom!
[01:35] Jimochi
    Yay!
[01:36] Princess
    Wow!
[01:38] Princess
    How did you do that?!
[01:40] Jimochi
    Not telling!
[01:41] Ex
    What are you watching?
[01:42] Princess
    Not fair!
[01:42] Princess
    Oh, a video of Jimochi and me going
    ice skating after ditching lessons.
[01:47] Ex
    That damn geezer, I swear...
[01:48] Princess
    You're so awesome, Jimochi!
[01:49] Princess
    Man, I'd love to go skating again.
[01:53] Ex
    Ice skating sounds great!
[01:55] Princess
    You can skate, Ex?
[01:57] Ex
    My specialty is the quadruple Salchow!
[02:00] Princess
    Huh...
[02:02] Ex
    Ah! You don't believe me!
[02:04] Vanilla
    Ice skating! That's it!
[02:08] Narration
    The House of Peschutz.
[02:10] Narration
    Descended from Melaarc Peschutz,
[02:13] Narration
    the clandestine right-hand
    man of the first Hell-Lord,

[02:16] Narration
    they are a noble clan of vampires.
[02:18] Narration
    They will use any means necessary to
    achieve their ends, stopping at nothing.

[02:23] Narration
    Rumors say they are the most ruthlessly
    brutal among the Hellhorde.

SIGN    Current Head
    
    
    
    
    
    Aliotto Peschutz
[02:30] Aliotto
    Book it out!
SIGN    Aliotto's Wife
    
    
    
    
    
    Extrac Peschutz
[02:33] Extrac
    What's the matter, dear?
[02:35] Aliotto
    Honey!
[02:36] Aliotto
    We need to book out all of Peschutz
    Ice Skating Rink for tomorrow!
[02:40] Extrac
    Book it out?
[02:41] Extrac
    That's impossible on such short notice.
[02:43] Extrac
    We have group reservations—
[02:44] Aliotto
    Listen to what Vanilla-chan just told me!
[02:48] (Flashback) Vanilla
    Papa.
[02:49] (Flashback) Vanilla
    Can I get a ticket for the ice rink?
[02:53] (Flashback) Aliotto
    Vanilla-chan, you know you can ask the
    front desk and get in without a ticket.
[02:57] (Flashback) Vanilla
    Ah, um, well...
[03:01] (Flashback) Vanilla
    I wanted to go with a friend.
[03:04] (Flashback) Aliotto
    A friend?!
[03:06] Aliotto
    Fr-Frie... Friend... Fr...
[03:06] (Flashback) Vanilla
    Yeah.
[03:08] (Flashback) Vanilla
    The other day, for the first time...
[03:10] (Flashback) Vanilla
    I made a friend.
[03:12] Aliotto
    Fr-Friend...
[03:12] (Flashback) Vanilla
    I made a friend...
[03:18] Extrac
    Let's book it out!
[03:20] Aliotto
    So that Vanilla-chan can spend a
    day having fun with her friend!
[03:24] Extrac
    The cancellation fees for the reservations
    are a small price to pay!
[03:29] Narration
    They will use any means necessary to
    achieve their ends, stopping at nothing.

[03:33] Narration
    That is the way of the
    noble House of Peschutz.

[03:41] Vanilla
    Hmm...
[03:42] Vanilla
    I don't think this is it.
[03:44] Vanilla
    I know!
[03:47] Vanilla
    The outfit I saved to wear
    on a special occasion.
[03:55] Vanilla
    There we go!
[03:56] Vanilla
    Perfect for my first time
    hanging out with a friend!
SIGN    Peschutz Ice Skating Rink
SIGN    Notice for Visitors
    
    We are booked today for
    a private event.
    
    We apologize to all
    of our customers.
    Thank you for your
    understanding.
[04:08] Princess
    Wow! This place is huge!
[04:10] Princess
    Not a scratch on the ice!
[04:13] Vanilla
    What do you think, Princess?
[04:15] Vanilla
    The noble House of Peschutz
[04:16] Vanilla
    is focused more on the sports industry
    than vampire services nowadays.
[04:20] Ex
    Vampirism is a business now?
[04:22] Vanilla
    This ice rink is operated
    by the Peschutz family!
[04:25] Vanilla
    Thanks to my noble powers,
    it's booked out for the day!
[04:29] Princess
    B-Booked out?!
[04:31] Vanilla
    Well?
[04:31] Vanilla
    Do you feel humbled?
[04:32] Princess
    That's amazing, Vanilla-chan!
[04:36] Vanilla
    Yeah...
[04:38] Vanilla
    Well, the amazing ones are
    actually Mama and Papa.
[04:41] Vanilla
    O-Okay, should we skate toge—
[04:44] Princess
    I get it.
[04:45] Princess
    So today's torture is ice skating!
[04:47] Vanilla
    Huh?
[04:48] Princess
    You prepared this torture knowing
    that I wanted to go skating!
[04:52] Princess
    Pretty good, Vanilla-chan!
[04:55] Vanilla
    I-I sure am!
[04:57] Princess
    But you forget that I'm the Princess and
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion!
[05:02] Princess
    I will not lose to ice skating!
[05:05] Vanilla
    Dang it!
[05:06] Vanilla
    Now it's being treated like torture!
[05:10] Princess
    Go on!
[05:10] Princess
    Show me your skating form!
[05:13] Princess
    If I end up tempted and step
    into the rink, I lose!
[05:15] Princess
    Well, I'll definitely resist, though!
[05:17] Ex
    If only you had more to show
    for that big talk of yours...
[05:20] Princess
    Go on now, Vanilla-chan!
[05:23] Vanilla
    Ah, yeah...
[05:26] Vanilla
    Okay, Princess.
[05:29] Vanilla
    Time for your torture...
[05:39] Vanilla
    Ah, whoops.
[05:41] Vanilla
    I've never ice skated before.
[05:44] Vanilla
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[05:48] Vanilla
    I was too busy thinking about
    hanging out with the princess!

[05:51] Vanilla
    I completely forgot that I can't skate!
[05:54] Vanilla
    And my clumsy way of inviting her
    made her think this is torture...

[05:59] Vanilla
    Ah, jeez!
[06:04] Vanilla
    If I knew this would happen...
[06:07] Vanilla
    I wouldn't have worked up my courage...
[06:23] Princess
    I made it!
[06:25] Vanilla
    Princess?
[06:27] Vanilla
    Um, by entering the rink...
[06:29] Princess
    Yeah, I admit defeat.
[06:32] Princess
    But more importantly, I'm
    glad you didn't fall over.
[06:38] Vanilla
    Prinshess!
[06:41] Princess
    Huh?
[06:41] Princess
    What's wrong, Vanilla-chan?
[06:43] Princess
    Calm down!
[06:44] Princess
    I'll tell you a secret!
[06:46] Vanilla
    You don't need to do that!
[06:48] Princess
    Huh? Why not?
[06:50] Vanilla
    B-Because...
[06:52] Vanilla
    t-today wasn't supposed to be...
[06:54] Princess
    Wait, this wasn't torture, and you
    just wanted to go skating with me?
[07:01] Vanilla
    N-No way!
[07:03] Vanilla
    It's not like I'd ever... ever...
[07:10] Princess
    It's fine, I'll share a secret.
[07:14] Princess
    Today's secret is...
[07:16] Princess
    the imperial technique to
    get better at skating!
[07:29] Princess
    Yeah, that's it.
[07:31] Princess
    Try not to kick backwards, but
    use the side of your foot.
[07:35] Princess
    Well? Think you got it?
[07:37] Vanilla
    Yeah.
[07:38] Vanilla
    This is fun!
[07:40] Princess
    Glad to hear it!
[07:43] Princess
    Vanilla-chan, that outfit
    looks great on you.
[07:47] Princess
    So cute!
[07:48] Vanilla
    Prinshess!
SIGN    The two of them
    had fun
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"
    Princess
[07:52] Princess
    Up you go!
[07:54] Vanilla
    Up I go?!
[07:58] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[08:05] Torture
    Is something the matter?
[08:06] Torture
    You seem quite listless.
[08:09] Torture
    Are you feeling unwell?
[08:10] Princess
    What?!
[08:11] Princess
    H-Hmph! In your dreams!
[08:15] Princess
    I'm the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion!
[08:18] Princess
    I'm in tip-top shape at all times!
[08:20] Princess
    There's no way that I'd be feeling sick!
[08:25] Torture
    Did you think the slightest change
    to your condition would escape me?
[08:32] Torture
    37.2 degrees.
[08:34] Princess
    See?
[08:35] Princess
    Told you it wasn't a big deal!
[08:37] Torture
    What are you talking about?
[08:39] Torture
    Considering your normal body temperature,
    this is plenty worrisome.
[08:44] Torture
    I'm sure you must be feeling quite ill.
[08:47] Torture
    Ex, whose power is intertwined with you,
    is all tuckered out and silent.
[08:53] Torture
    I'll call off today's torture,
    so please get some rest.
[08:59] Princess
    I'm an Imperial Commander,
    and yet you take pity on me?
[09:04] Princess
    How utterly insulting!
[09:09] Princess
    It's so soft and warm!
[09:14] Princess
    During marches, I would have
    to camp outside a lot.
[09:19] Princess
    My body's capable of sleeping comfortably
    even in rocky areas and other hard places...
[09:23] Princess
    But a futon really does feel so nice!
[09:27] Torture
    Would you prefer congee or udon for lunch?
[09:31] Princess
    I get to pick?!
[09:32] Princess
    Um, in that case...
[09:35] Princess
    Udon!
[09:45] Princess
    It's good!
[09:48] Princess
    Pudding!
[09:50] Princess
    I can have it?
[09:51] Torture
    It's a special treat for today.
[09:55] Princess
    Hooray!
SIGN    Demon World
    Shocking
SIGN    5th Appearance
    After 10 Years
SIGN    Actor: Kyo Yoshizawa
[10:01] Emcee
    How've you been?
[10:03] Emcee
    Did you cut your hair?
[10:04] Bamboo Pole Truck
    Bamboo! Bamboo poles!
[10:04] Emcee
    Boy, we received more
    flowers than ever today!
[10:09] Emcee
    Huh? There's even some from Hige and Nazca!
[10:13] Emcee
    Ah, you starred in that drama with them!
[10:16] Torture
    That should do it.
[10:17] Torture
    Princess, are you thirsty?
SIGN    The princess
    got some sleep
[10:29] Hell-Lord
    What?
[10:30] Hell-Lord
    The princess caught a cold?
[10:32] Kanadge
    Yes.
[10:33] Kanadge
    Torture is currently nursing
    her back to health.
[10:35] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[10:37] Hell-Lord
    Hope she feels better.
[10:39] Kanadge
    It seems that humans have difficulty with
    the Demon World's wild temperature swings.
[10:44] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[10:46] Hell-Lord
    Humans are such fragile
    and delicate creatures.
[10:50] Hell-Lord
    So be it!
[10:51] Hell-Lord
    If that's the case, then let her keep
    the futon even after she recovers!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
SIGN    The princess made
    a full recovery
[11:12] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[11:17] Princess
    What's wrong, Torture?
[11:18] Princess
    You don't seem very chipper.
[11:19] Torture
    No, that's not true at all...
[11:23] Princess
    Did you think the slightest
    change to your condition...
[11:26] Princess
    would escape me?!
[11:29] Torture
    Well done, Princess.
[11:31] Torture
    It seems I can't keep a secret from you.
[11:33] Princess
    What happened?
[11:35] Torture
    This is classified information, actually...
[11:37] Torture
    but there are going to be
    personnel transfers tomorrow.
[11:40] Ex
    The Hellhorde's got personnel
    shakeups, too, huh?
[11:43] Princess
    By personnel transfers, you mean
    like changing departments?
[11:48] Torture
    Yes.
[11:49] Torture
    In other words, our torture
    sessions together...
[11:53] Torture
    might end after today.
[11:55] Princess
    What?!
[11:57] Princess
    As a high-ranking grand inquisitor,
    shouldn't you be safe?!
[12:01] Torture
    Torturers are a specialist position,
    so transfers are very rare.
[12:05] Torture
    But I can't say for certain.
[12:07] Torture
    There's also the possibility of being moved
    from the trenches to a board position.
[12:11] Torture
    And not just me, of course.
[12:13] Torture
    Someone else could end up
    being transferred as well.
[12:16] Princess
    No way...
[12:17] Princess
    And tomorrow's the announcement...
[12:20] Princess
    Will you be notified before then?
[12:22] Torture
    No.
[12:23] Torture
    On the morning of, it will
    be posted by the entrance.
SIGN    Hellhorde Personnel
SIGN    Hellhorde Personnel
[12:27] Ex
    What is this, a classroom shuffle?
[12:29] Torture
    Of course, I could continue to
    be entrusted with you as well.
[12:35] Princess
    Torture...
[12:37] Princess
    Even if they split us up, we should
    still grab lunch together...
[12:41] Ex
    What is this, a classroom shuffle?
[12:42] Torture
    Oh, my apologies.
[12:44] Torture
    I didn't mean to make things so somber.
[12:47] Torture
    This might be our last time, so we
    wouldn't want to end on such a sad note!
[12:52] Princess
    I will not give in!
[12:55] Princess
    When you said that this
    might be our last time,
[12:57] Princess
    I made up my mind to never give in today!
[13:00] Princess
    Torture! You'll never make
    me surrender as you are!
[13:06] Princess
    Not while you're alone, that is!
[13:12] Ex
    What?
[13:16] Torture
    Is that right?
[13:17] Torture
    Then I suppose I have no
    choice but to call for help.
[13:22] Torture
    The final torture...
[13:24] Torture
    Everyone, assemble!
[13:28] Vanilla
    Here we go, Prinshess!
[13:30] Maomao-Chan
    Here we come!
[13:31] Group
    Get ready, Princess-chan!
[13:35] Torture
    Prepare yourself, Princess!
[13:37] Princess
    Let's go!
[13:39] Princess
    I am the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion!
[13:43] Princess
    I will never submit to such
    feeble torture as this!
[13:54] Demon A
    Where'd you end up?
[13:55] Demon B
    It says I'm in the Fourth Army!
SIGN    The next day
[13:57] Demon C
    Whoa, look who's moving up.
[13:59] Demon D
    Wowie.
[14:00] Demon E
    We'll need to celebrate.
SIGN    Hellhorde Personnel
[14:10] Princess
    Torture!
[14:12] Torture
    Princess?!
[14:14] Torture
    What are you doing out—
[14:18] Princess
    Awesome! We're all together again!
[14:22] Inki
    G-Grand Inquisitor.
[14:25] Inki
    It's an honor to report to you again.
[14:29] Youki
    We'll torture 'em real good!
[14:35] Torture
    Princess, I look forward to
    spending more time together.
[14:39] Princess
    Yeah!
[14:40] Princess
    Just know that I won't surrender!
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[16:43] Princess
    Where am I?
[16:45] Hell-Lord
    So you've come to.
[16:52] Hell-Lord
    We've been reincarnated in another world.
[16:57] Princess
    What?
[16:59] Ex
    What's the meaning of this?
[17:01] Princess
    The Hell-Lord's body double!
[17:02] Princess
    Please explain this!
SIGN    The princess and Ex think the Hell-Lord is his own body double
[17:04] Hell-Lord
    Just as we'd all gathered
    for a game of basketball...
[17:10] Hell-Lord
    Do you remember the lightning strike
    during that sudden thunderstorm?
[17:14] Hell-Lord
    It looks like that caused our
    reincarnation in this parallel world.
[17:19] Hell-Lord
    We're still alive, so maybe it's
    teleportation to a parallel world?
[17:22] Hell-Lord
    Either way, you see it all the time in anime.
[17:25] Princess
    I don't watch anime.
[17:26] Hell-Lord
    O-Oh.
[17:28] Ex
    So we're in a different world than our own?
[17:31] Princess
    How do we get back?
[17:33] Hell-Lord
    The way it usually works is you can
    go back once you save the world.
[17:38] Hell-Lord
    I woke up around two hours
    earlier than you did.
[17:41] Hell-Lord
    I've been exploring our surroundings here.
[17:45] Hell-Lord
    It looks like this world is under the
    reign of one known as the Black Monarch,
[17:50] Hell-Lord
    who causes the populace great suffering.
[17:52] Ex
    The Black Monarch?!
[17:53] Hell-Lord
    To reach the Black Monarch's palace,
[17:56] Hell-Lord
    one must vanquish the Four Horsemen of
    Darkness, who reside in the Black Tower.
SIGN    The Black Tower
[18:02] Hell-Lord
    As for the Four Horsemen, I defeated them
    all while I happened to be out investigating.
SIGN    The Four Horsemen of Darkness
[18:07] Ex
    You defeated them?!
[18:09] Hell-Lord
    As I wandered the Dark Wastelands...
SIGN    The Dark Wastelands
[18:15] (Flashback) Garyuo
    Never thought someone would show
    up and beat the Four Horsemen.
[18:19] (Flashback) Garyuo
    But don't get cocky just yet.
[18:22] (Flashback) Garyuo
    Did you know?
[18:23] (Flashback) Garyuo
    The Four Horsemen of Darkness have
    a Dark Power Level of 15 at best!
[18:28] Ex
    Explain this Dark Power Level thing first!
[18:31] (Flashback) Garyuo
    I am Garyuo!
SIGN    Garyuo
[18:33] Garyuo
    My Dark Power Level is 100!
SIGN    Dark Power Level:
[18:41] Hell-Lord
    After defeating Garyuo,
[18:43] Hell-Lord
    the Gate of Darkness leading
    to the Black Palace appeared.
[18:47] Ex
    Garyuo got done in with his introduction!
SIGN    Gate of Darkness
[18:51] Hell-Lord
    I passed through the Gate of
    Darkness to the Black Palace.
SIGN    The Black Palace
[18:54] Hell-Lord
    Awaiting me there were the
    Black Monarch's loyal minions:
[18:59] Hell-Lord
    The Nine Darknesses.
SIGN    Minions of the Black Monarch: The Nine Darknesses
[19:00] Hell-Lord
    All mighty warriors, with Dark
    Power Levels exceeding 5,000.
[19:04] Ex
    The irreversible power
    inflation's already begun!
[19:08] Hell-Lord
    Well, I managed to take them
    down after this and that,
[19:11] Hell-Lord
    and thus, I reached the throne
    room of the Black Monarch.
[19:15] Ex
    "This and that" are all the
    Nine Darknesses get, huh?
SIGN    Steamed Buns of Darkness
[19:24] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    So you've made it this far.
SIGN    The Black Monarch
[19:27] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    Unfortunately for you,
[19:29] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    my Dark Power Level is...
[19:31] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    980,000.
SIGN    Dark Power Level:
[19:33] Ex
    Now I feel sorry for Garyuo, showing
    off with a Dark Power Level of 100.
[19:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    What's more, without the
    heavenly dragons' treasure,
[19:41] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    the Sacred Skymitar, my
    body cannot be pierced.
[19:44] Ex
    Why is he giving you hints
    on how to beat him?
[19:47] Hell-Lord
    And so, I went into battle
    against the Black Monarch!
[19:54] Ex
    What's with the song?!
[20:03] Hell-Lord
    No manner of slashing spell was able to
    make even a scratch on the Black Monarch.
[20:11] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    Is that all you've got?!
[20:12] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    My Soul of Darkness, imbued with
    the power of the Black Moon,
[20:15] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    has been led by the Dark Light and
    burns darkly with the Black Flames,
[20:19] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    mastering the Way of the Dark!
[20:21] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    The Road of Darkness!
[20:23] Ex
    Dirt cheap prices on darkness!
[20:26] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    Now it's time I make my move.
[20:28] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    I'll finish you off and engulf the world
    in darkness with my Dark Power Level.
[20:35] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    Black Sword!
[20:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    Can you withstand my Special Dark Attack?!
[20:47] (Flashback) Black Monarch
    Eh?
[20:51] Hell-Lord
    My slashing spells had no effect on him.
[20:56] Hell-Lord
    So I punched the living
    daylights out of him.
[21:09] Ex
    Man, this is long...
[21:25] Hell-Lord
    And so, I vanquished the Black
    Monarch, and returned here.
[21:30] Ex
    So you saved the world in
    two hours, give or take?
[21:33] Group
    What?
[21:35] Princess
    The body double saved the world?
[21:37] Hell-Lord
    I normally try and act
    with the utmost caution,
[21:40] Hell-Lord
    but I couldn't forgive the Black Monarch
    after learning of his evil deeds.
[21:44] Hell-Lord
    Also, I've always dreamed of being
    reincarnated in another world...
[21:49] Hell-Lord
    So I got a little excited!
[21:51] Hell-Lord
    So I got a little excited!
[21:53] Hell-Lord
    So I got a little excited!
[21:57] Ex
    Such strength for only a body double...
[21:59] Princess
    Yeah, the Imperial Army's in danger.
[22:02] Hell-Lord
    The Imperial Army commands a
    much larger force than we do.
[22:06] Hell-Lord
    Besides...
[22:07] Hell-Lord
    What good can come from crushing your
    opponent with overwhelming force?
[22:18] Villager Man 1
    The Black Clouds have vanished!
[22:20] Villager Woman 1
    Could it be that the Black Monarch...
[22:23] Villager Man 2
    Th-That reminds me, earlier...
[22:25] Villager Man 2
    A strange man came around asking
    about the Black Monarch.
[22:30] Village Elder
    It's the great hero...
[22:33] Villager Man 3
    That can't be!
[22:34] Villager Woman 2
    "When the world falls to darkness, a hero
    bearing a sacred sword will appear."
[22:39] Villager Woman 2
    The one from that legend?!
[22:40] Villager Man 4
    Wait, the legend says that a new
    calamity appears with the hero, too!
[22:44] Villager Man 4
    The King of the Demon World!
[22:46] Village Elder
    He must have defeated the King
    of the Demon World as well.
[22:52] Village Elder
    Praise be to the hero!
[23:09] Youki
    Princess-chan!
[23:10] Torture
    Just where have you two been?
[23:14] Princess
    Man, looks like we ended
    up in another world.
[23:17] Kanadge
    I'm relieved to see you safe.
[23:19] Maomao-Chan
    I was real worried after
    you left all of a sudden!
[23:22] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[23:23] Hell-Lord
    I'm sorry about that.
[23:26] Hell-Lord
    Well then, let's take it from the top...
[23:31] Hell-Lord
    And have ourselves a nice
    game of basketball!
[23:34] Group
    Yeah!
[23:36] Narration
    The torture will continue!