'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
As the war between the Imperial Army and Hellhorde rages on, the Princess, despite being armed with her mythical sword Excalibur, is captured and imprisoned. What kind of torture does she face at the hands of the chief demon interrogator? Fluffy fresh-baked toast! Hot, steaming ramen! Oh, the humanity! Can the Princess withstand these tormenting treats and keep her kingdom’s secrets safe?
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[00:23] Soldier 1
Your Highness!
[00:25] Soldier 1
It'll be half a day until we reach the
location where the monster was sighted.
[00:28] Princess
Yes, I understand.
[00:30] Princess
We've still got some way to
go, but remain vigilant—
[00:40] Soldier 3
It's here!
[00:46] Soldier 1
That can't be!
[00:47] Soldier 1
The monster came this way to attack us?!
[00:50] Soldier 1
We're not prepared to go into combat!
[00:52] Princess
Looks like we're in luck.
[00:54] Soldier 1
What?!
[00:57] Princess
We've been saved a half-day's
worth of walking.
[01:01] Soldier 2
It's no use!
[01:02] Soldier 2
This thing's stronger than they said!
[01:03] Soldier 3
W-We can't even get close!
[01:23] Princess
Ex Seque Duel!
[01:38] Soldier 3
A-A single blow!
[01:45] Soldier 3
Your Highness!
[01:47] Soldier 1
Well done, Your Highness!
[01:48] Soldier 2
What fine swordsmanship!
[01:49] Soldier 3
Our princess, and Commander
of the Third Legion!
[01:51] Group
Princess! Princess! Princess!
[01:57] Soldier 3
A shout of victory!
[02:00] Group
Princess! Princess! Princess!
[02:39] Ex
Many moons have passed since the Imperial
Army went to war with the Hellhorde.
[02:44] Ex
I fell into the hands of the Hellhorde, and
find myself imprisoned with Her Highness.
SIGN Sentient Sacred Blade
Ex
[02:51] Ex
Her Highness has seen her fair share of war,
[02:54] Ex
proving herself on the battlefield
time and time again.
[02:56] Ex
These indignities are hardly enough...
[03:00] Ex
to break her will!
[03:51] Torture
Princess.
[03:52] Torture
Is there no way to get you to reveal
the Royal Empire's secrets?
[03:58] Ex
Save your breath.
[03:59] Ex
Her Highness is not only a princess, but
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[04:04] Ex
She would not so easily
divulge imperial secrets.
[04:09] Torture
Is that so?
[04:11] Torture
In that case, though it pains me greatly...
[04:15] Torture
Starting today, we will be subjecting
you to full-blown torture.
SIGN Hellhorde Grand Inquisitor
Torture Tortura
[04:21] Ex
Torture?!
[04:26] Ex
Wait!
[04:27] Ex
War prisoner conventions
prohibit the use of torture!
[04:30] Torture
Those are human laws, are they not?
[04:32] Princess
Ex.
[04:34] Princess
Don't worry about me.
[04:36] Ex
Your Highness!
[04:37] Princess
Sear me with flames and burn my
body, but I will keep my silence.
[04:44] Ex
Your Highness.
[04:52] Torture
In that case...
[04:54] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[05:19] Ex
What?
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[06:57] Ex
What in the world?
[07:00] Torture
'Tis toast.
[07:01] Ex
Toast?!
[07:03] Ex
And what exactly do you
plan to do with that?!
[07:06] Ex
Don't tell me you plan on
enticing her with food!
[07:08] Ex
She's not a child, you know!
[07:09] Princess
Looks yummy...
[07:12] Ex
Your Highness?
[07:13] Princess
D-Don't get me wrong, Ex!
[07:15] Princess
I'm not feeling tempted at all!
[07:16] Princess
I simply gave my honest impression
of how good it looks!
[07:18] Princess
All human beings would feel the same way!
[07:20] Princess
So I definitely didn't give
in to temptation here...
[07:21] Ex
Slow down!
[07:24] Princess
I would never give in to
the likes of mere toast!
[07:38] Princess
Ah, I can see it...
[07:40] Princess
I can just see it!
[07:42] Princess
A carpet of gold!
[07:45] Princess
The heads of wheat, heavy with grain...
[07:48] Princess
just waiting to be harvested!
[07:53] Princess
The yeast and unsalted butter
performing in perfect harmony!
[08:00] Princess
And most of all, that snow-white angel,
the flour, with its fragrant aroma!
[08:09] Ex
Your Highness?
[08:11] Princess
You've got it wrong, Ex!
[08:12] Princess
This is, um, you know!
[08:13] Princess
Ah yes! That's it!
[08:14] Princess
What I mean is not what you're thinking!
[08:16] Princess
It's something else entirely!
[08:17] Princess
See, don't you get it now?!
[08:18] Princess
That's what I'm talking about!
[08:18] Ex
Please wipe the drool off your face.
[08:20] Torture
Shh.
[08:34] Princess
I-I can hear it!
[08:36] Princess
It sounds...
[08:37] Princess
It sounds so tasty!
[08:39] Princess
The crunchy, flame-seared surface.
[08:42] Princess
A little burnt, which only makes it better!
[08:44] Princess
As it's torn open, it refuses to stay
silent and emits those dulcet tones!
[08:54] Princess
And its chewy, moist interior!
[08:59] Princess
Thank you!
[09:00] Princess
Thank you, tasty sounds!
[09:05] Princess
A hearty meal for the ears!
[09:09] Ex
Your Highness?
[09:13] Ex
Your Highness!
[09:15] Princess
Curses...
[09:16] Princess
I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[09:23] Princess
I-I will never give in...
[09:27] Princess
to your pathetic torture!
[09:29] Torture
The torture isn't over yet.
[09:34] Torture
'Tis a bowl of beef stew
that has been eaten.
[09:36] Princess
You wouldn't dare!
[09:38] Princess
You fiend!
[09:45] Princess
That has to taste amazing!
[10:27] Princess
I'll talk...
[10:32] Torture
I see.
[10:34] Torture
So that's the weak point
of the Imperial Army.
[10:37] Ex
Your Highness...
[10:39] Torture
It appears to be reliable information.
[10:42] Princess
I did it.
[10:43] Princess
I spilled the beans.
[10:45] Princess
So let me have some toast.
[10:48] Princess
Just one slice.
[10:50] Princess
One slice is all I ask for!
[10:52] Torture
One slice?
[10:54] Torture
What are you saying?
[10:56] Torture
You've already divulged your secrets.
[10:59] Torture
In other words, we're done with you.
[11:03] Torture
You won't get just one slice...
[11:06] Torture
We'll throw a toast party!
[11:08] Princess
Yay!
[11:11] Ex
What..?
[11:15] Princess
So yummy!
[11:18] Princess
Untz, untz, untz!
[11:22] Ex
Untz, untz, untz...
[11:22] Princess
Untz, untz, untz!
SIGN Grand
Inquisitor's
Chamber
[11:27] Torture
What was that?
[11:29] Torture
Our army is too feeble to win
with a meager secret like that?
[11:33] Kanadge
Yes.
[11:35] Torture
Understood.
[11:36] Torture
We will delay the princess's release
[11:39] Torture
until I obtain information
that our army can use.
[11:45] Torture
Don't take it personally, Princess.
[11:50] Torture
I'm doing this all for
the sake of His Majesty.
[11:54] Torture
Starting today, the princess will
be tortured on a daily basis.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[12:11] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[12:18] Ex
Grand Inquisitor Torture Tortura.
[12:23] Ex
Her Highness may have been bested
yesterday due to her hunger,
[12:27] Ex
but thanks to your bread torture from
yesterday, she's all bready today!
[12:31] Princess
As in, full of bread!
[12:33] Ex
Today's the day that Her Highness,
[12:35] Ex
Princess and Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion,
[12:38] Ex
stands up to your torture!
[12:40] Ex
Yes, no matter what you
may subject her to...
SIGN Takoyaki
SIGN Sauce
SIGN Cheese
SIGN Extra-Spicy
Sauce
[12:52] Ex
Takoyaki?
[12:55] Ex
Don't kid me with that takoyaki!
[12:57] Ex
Like I said, Her Highness
is all bready for you!
[13:01] Ex
Besides, Her Highness was
raised on the finest meals,
[13:04] Ex
so she'd never be done in
by such low-brow food!
SIGN Takoyaki
SIGN Sauce
SIGN Cheese
SIGN Extra-Spicy
Sauce
[13:08] Ex
Your Highness?
[13:10] Princess
Th-That's right!
[13:12] Princess
You can't sway me with something
I've never eaten, like takoyaki!
[13:19] Princess
I know what it is, at least.
SIGN Takoyaki
SIGN Crêpes
SIGN Yakisoba
[13:22] Princess
I'd always gaze out of the palace
windows alone at the festivals.
[13:28] Princess
The citizens bought them from stalls...
[13:31] Princess
to eat with family! Lovers! Friends!
[13:35] Princess
With smiles on their faces!
[13:41] Princess
H-Honestly, I was so jealous of them...
[13:45] Ex
She's crying!
[13:47] Torture
Princess.
[13:50] Torture
Would you like to try one?
[13:52] Ex
You mustn't, Your Highness!
[13:55] Ex
If you stuff your face with
freshly-made takoyaki...
[14:00] Ex
Your Highness!
[14:05] Ex
But she looks happy!
[14:07] Batter
Yum!
[14:08] Batter
Yum!
[14:09] Batter
Yum!
[14:10] Batter
Yum!
[14:23] Princess
Crispy on the outside!
[14:23] Batter
Yum!
[14:25] Princess
Gooey on the inside!
[14:27] Princess
Plump octopus right in the middle...
[14:34] Princess
Mingling!
[14:35] Princess
The octopus and batter mingling
as they dance in your mouth!
[14:40] Princess
The way it asserts itself as
it passes down your throat!
[14:43] Princess
Its faint warmth even as
it reaches your stomach!
[14:46] Princess
A carnival of joy in every bodily organ!
[14:52] Princess
So this is...
[14:54] Princess
T-A-K-O-yaki!
SIGN Truly
SIGN Ambrosial
SIGN Kaleidoscope of
SIGN Octopus
SIGN The princess
confessed
[15:03] Torture
I see.
[15:05] Torture
So that's where the Imperial
Army hid its ultimate weapon.
[15:10] Princess
Take a look, Ex!
[15:12] Princess
I grilled this one myself!
[15:14] Princess
There's cheese inside!
[15:16] Princess
Crispy and gooey! Plump and gooey!
[15:16] Ex
Crispy and gooey... Plump and gooey...
SIGN Grand
Inquisitor's
Chamber
[15:20] Torture
Excuse me?
[15:22] Torture
His Majesty said what?
[15:25] Kanadge
That's right.
SIGN Attendant to the Hell-Lord
SIGN Kanadge
[15:29] Kanadge
He said, "I'm too scared to
use a weapon that powerful."
[15:38] Torture
I see.
[15:40] Torture
I suppose that's that if he's scared.
[15:42] Torture
I shall have to come up
with a different torture.
[15:46] Torture
'Tis quite late already.
[15:48] Torture
I must retire for the night soon.
[15:51] Torture
That's it!
SIGN The Next Day,
Midnight
[15:58] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[16:01] Ex
Torture this late at night?
[16:03] Ex
Does the Hellhorde know no manners?
[16:05] Torture
I do apologize.
[16:07] Torture
However, I chose this time for a reason.
[16:11] Princess
I've got it, Ex.
[16:13] Princess
She must plan on using sleep
deprivation to torture me.
[16:16] Ex
I see!
[16:17] Ex
It's true that sleep deprivation would
be excruciating for the average person.
[16:21] Ex
However, Your Highness is Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[16:26] Ex
You've faced fierce battlefields
with no room to rest,
[16:29] Ex
fighting for nights on end without sleep.
[16:32] Princess
Yeah.
[16:33] Princess
I also pulled four all-nighters in
a row once playing video games.
[16:35] Ex
You can leave that part out!
[16:37] Princess
Anyway, I'm used to going without sleep!
[16:40] Princess
I can handle however
many hours you throw at me!
[16:42] Torture
Unfortunately, Princess, today's torture
does not involve depriving you of sleep.
[16:47] Princess
What?
[16:53] Princess
This smell! This warmth!
[16:56] Princess
This devastating power!
[17:00] Princess
S-Surely you wouldn't!
[17:02] Princess
Not this late at night!
[17:07] Princess
Ramen?!
[17:09] Stomach
Growl...
SIGN Growl
[17:12] Princess
My stomach was getting ready to go to sleep,
[17:14] Princess
but it's bolted awake from the visual
stimulation and smell of the ramen!
[17:17] Princess
My stomach is like an
excited little kid now!
SIGN Stomach
[17:20] Stomach
Gimme that ramen!
[17:22] Ex
You mustn't, Your Highness!
[17:24] Ex
Take a closer look!
[17:25] Ex
That's not just any ramen!
[17:27] Ex
That rich and creamy ramen broth!
[17:30] Ex
Eating that this late at
night is bad for you!
[17:33] Ex
You'll upset your stomach!
[17:35] Princess
Ex, I know all too well...
[17:38] Princess
How criminal it is to eat ramen
in the middle of the night.
[17:41] Princess
How stupid it is.
[17:42] Princess
The inevitable guilt.
[17:46] Princess
That's what makes it taste so good!
[17:49] Ex
Your Highness!
[17:50] Torture
'Tis time to eat.
[18:03] Princess
I want some!
[18:05] Ex
Stay strong, Your Highness!
[18:22] Ex
Your Highness!
[18:23] Ex
Your Highness!
[18:25] Ex
Y-Y-Your Highness!
[18:27] Ex
Y-Y-Your...
[18:32] Princess
Kill me now.
[18:34] Ex
Seriously?
[18:35] Ex
Your Highness, have a little patience.
[18:38] Ex
Ramen is a meal enjoyed quickly.
[18:40] Ex
Which means the torture shouldn't last long.
[18:42] Princess
Y-You're right, Ex.
[18:45] Princess
Besides, I've gotten used to
the ramen's impact.
[18:49] Princess
I'll tough it out.
[18:51] Princess
I will never give in!
[18:55] Princess
What?!
[18:56] Princess
A small bowl of rice?!
[18:58] Princess
Y-You fiend!
[18:59] Princess
Just what are you planning?!
[19:02] Princess
Topping that piping hot rice with
chili bean paste and garlic,
[19:05] Princess
and wrapping it up in the nori
that's soaked up the ramen broth!
[19:10] Princess
She ate it!
[19:14] Ex
Your Highness?
[19:16] Ex
Y-Y-Your Highness?!
[19:19] Ex
Your Highness!
[19:20] Princess
Firm noodles, extra dashi,
spinach topping...
[19:25] Ex
She's putting in an order
while turning white as ash!
SIGN The princess
confessed
[19:35] Princess
Delish!
[19:40] Torture
It's almost closing time, so these scrap
ends of pork chashu are on the house.
[19:45] Princess
Awesome!
[19:47] Princess
This is the best part of eating at late-night
ramen shops right before they close!
[19:52] Ex
We're in a prison cell.
[19:57] Torture
Well?
[19:59] Torture
Was His Majesty pleased with the
secret I brought him today?
[20:04] Torture
What?
[20:05] Torture
Ah...
[20:06] Torture
Yes, as always.
[20:08] Torture
Yes.
[20:09] Torture
I'll do my best tomorrow.
[20:14] Youki
Grand Inquisitor.
[20:17] Youki
Why don't you leave tomorrow's
torture session to us?
[20:22] Torture
You two!
[20:30] Princess
Bread... Takoyaki... Ramen...
[20:39] Princess
Flour is so great!
[20:41] Princess
The greatest!
[22:19] (Flashback) Soldier 3
It's here!
[22:22] (Flashback) Soldier 1
That can't be!
[22:23] (Flashback) Soldier 1
The monster came this way to attack us?!
[22:25] (Flashback) Soldier 1
We're not prepared to go into combat!
[22:28] (Flashback) Princess
Looks like we're in luck.
[22:30] (Flashback) Soldier 1
What?!
[22:32] (Flashback) Princess
We've been saved a half-day's
worth of walking.
[22:35] (Flashback) Princess
I can go home early and play video games!
[22:41] (Flashback) Princess
After I save that character, should
I tackle the Blazing Dungeon?
[22:45] (Flashback) Princess
No, there was that subquest
that caught my eye.
[22:48] Princess
Ex Seque Duel!
[22:48] (Flashback) Princess
I might be able to get
a rare item out of it!
[22:50] (Flashback) Princess
That definitely comes first!
[23:05] (Flashback) Soldier 3
Your Highness!
[23:08] (Flashback) Princess
All that sudden movement after drinking
water gave me a stitch on my side.
[23:12] (Flashback) Princess
It hurts like hell.
[23:13] (Flashback) Princess
So much pain, but everyone's looking at me.
[23:16] (Flashback) Princess
I can't let them know I have a side stitch.
[23:20] (Flashback) Princess
It'd affect the soldiers' morale.
[23:22] (Flashback) Princess
I know.
[23:23] (Flashback) Princess
I heard that stretching can help the pain.
[23:29] (Flashback) Soldier 3
A shout of victory!
[23:32] Group
Princess! Princess! Princess!
[23:34] (Flashback) Princess
Nope.
[23:36] (Flashback) Princess
Stretching doesn't stop
it from hurting like hell.
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[00:00] Narration
The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...
[00:09] Narration
In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion
[00:17] Narration
falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.
[00:21] Narration
The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...
[00:27] (Flashback) Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[00:30] Narration
...mercilessly subjects her
to torture, day after day.
[00:52] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[00:56] Torture
I shan't be your torturer for today.
[00:58] Torture
Two others shall be taking my place.
[01:00] Ex
The horrors!
[01:01] Ex
What manner of wicked inquisitors await us?!
[01:05] Torture
Come in...
[01:08] Torture
Lieutorments...
[01:12] Torture
Youki and Inki.
[01:14] Youki
Heya!
[01:16] Inki
H-Hello there...
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[02:51] Youki
Nice to meetcha, Princess!
SIGN Lieutorment
Youki
[02:53] Youki
Lieutorment Youki, at your service!
[02:56] Inki
A-And I'm Lieutorment Inki.
SIGN Lieutorment
Inki
[03:00] Ex
Lieutorments?!
[03:02] Ex
The princess would never submit
to a pair of junior officers!
[03:05] Torture
They may be of lower rank,
[03:08] Torture
but they work as a team to use
tactics unavailable to me.
[03:11] Torture
All to torment our princess here.
[03:21] Sign
Super Jump+Brawlers
[03:23] Game Narration
Super Jump+Brawlers!
[03:29] Youki
All right!
[03:30] Youki
Today's the day I beat you!
[03:32] Inki
I'd like to see you try!
[03:34] Game Narration
Ready, go!
[03:40] Youki
Take this!
[03:45] Game Narration
Inki wins!
[03:49] Youki
Let me land at least, In-chan!
[03:53] Youki
Okay!
[03:54] Youki
I'll get you next time!
[03:57] Inki
I won't lose to you, You-chan.
[03:59] Game Narration
Ready, go!
[04:00] Ex
What's this?
[04:01] Torture
'Tis a video game.
[04:02] Ex
A video game?!
[04:06] Ex
A childish diversion!
[04:09] Ex
You stand before the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[04:12] Ex
Her gallant figure leading the charge has
won the admiration of all she commands.
[04:18] Ex
A mere video game...
[04:19] Ex
stands no chance...
[04:20] Ex
of acting...
[04:21] Ex
as temptation!
[04:25] Princess
That looks fun...
[04:26] Ex
Your Highness?
[04:29] Princess
That's right.
[04:32] Princess
From a young age...
[04:34] Princess
I underwent strict training
to grow stronger.
[04:40] Princess
I devoted everything to improving myself.
[04:43] Princess
The only talking I did was with my sword!
[04:45] Princess
The truest form of communication!
[04:51] Princess
I have no need for friends...
[04:56] Ex
Your Highness.
[05:01] Inki
W-Wanna play together?
[05:05] Princess
I...
[05:06] Princess
I won't give in!
[05:08] Princess
Besides...
[05:10] Princess
I don't know what to say
to someone I've just met.
[05:17] Torture
Princess.
[05:19] Torture
You can play this game with four people.
[05:24] Ex
What...?
[05:27] Youki
Oh, you're doing good!
[05:30] Princess
This is fun!
[05:32] Princess
Being next to someone feels so warm,
even if we don't make contact!
[05:37] Princess
When my smile is met by a smile next
to me, it's double the happiness!
[05:44] Princess
My happiness is multiplied by theirs...
[05:48] Princess
Ultra happy!
[05:58] Youki
Powerful Miracle...
[06:02] Youki
Tornado Spin!
[06:16] Youki
I'm not done yet!
[06:19] Inki
G-Grumbly Griping...
[06:22] Inki
Gloomy Fire!
[06:26] Inki
H-How about this?!
[06:29] Torture
Cool Beauty Ice Storm!
[06:47] Princess
Pretty Princess...
[06:49] Princess
Special Strong Shine!
[06:56] Game Narration
Princess wins!
[07:00] Youki
Nice one, Princess!
[07:01] Inki
Th-That was great!
[07:03] Torture
Fine work indeed.
[07:06] Youki
All right, one more round!
SIGN Another
day
of the
princess
confessing
[07:12] Torture
I see.
[07:14] Torture
Security at the eastern gate
is light on Wednesdays.
[07:18] Princess
U-Um...
[07:20] Princess
Can we play—
[07:21] Princess
No, never mind.
[07:25] Princess
We're mortal enemies.
[07:27] Youki
What are you talking about?
[07:29] Youki
We're friends, aren't we?
[07:31] Inki
W-We'll be back for more torture.
[07:38] Princess
I-It's not like I gave in to you fiends!
[07:42] Youki
Yeah, yeah.
[07:43] Youki
Let's add each other as friends.
[07:45] Inki
A-Add me too.
[07:53] Princess
Um...
SIGN Chatter chatter
[07:54] Youki
I'll bring up the QR code, so
you scan it, Princess-chan.
[07:55] Ex
If you have a phone, please
use it to call for help.
[07:58] Princess
Yeah, okay.
[08:25] Kanadge
I've received a report.
[08:39] Hell-Lord
Cram school is on Wednesdays.
[08:46] Torture
We can't do anything if there's cram school.
[08:48] Torture
We'll need a new torture to get the
princess to divulge another secret.
[08:56] Torture
That reminds me.
[08:58] Torture
We sent her out on an expedition
to the town out west,
[09:02] Torture
but she's just about to return
after completing her mission.
SIGN 'Tis Time for
"Torture," Princess
[09:11] Princess
They read my message!
[09:16] Krall
Princess, time for some torture!
SIGN Beastmaster
Krall
[09:21] Torture
This is Beastmaster Krall.
[09:24] Krall
Hey there, Princess.
[09:25] Ex
Beasts, you say?!
[09:28] Ex
When Her Highness was faced with a
pack of humongous, frenzied beasts...
[09:36] Ex
She was completely undaunted
and made short work of them!
[09:39] Ex
Her Highness will not submit
to any ordinary beast!
[09:42] Krall
Can you still put on a brave
face in front of this fella?
[09:47] Krall
Hngy-Baby!
[10:05] Hngy-Baby
Hngh?
[10:07] Princess
Cute!
[10:10] Princess
A polar bear cub?
[10:12] Princess
So cute!
[10:15] Princess
H-Hngy-Baby? Hngy-Baby!
[10:18] Princess
You're so cute! Oh! So cute!
[10:26] Ex
Your Highness?
[10:28] Princess
I suppose it is adorable,
[10:30] Princess
but do you think I would give
in at its cuteness and fess up?
[10:34] Princess
You sure do think little of me.
[10:36] Ex
You were real close to giving in.
[10:39] Krall
Well, then...
[10:40] Krall
Can you handle this, then?
[10:54] Princess
You heartless demon!
[10:56] Princess
Give that ball back right now!
[10:58] Krall
It's all in your hands, Princess.
[11:00] Princess
What?!
[11:00] Krall
If you feel sorry, then start talking!
[11:05] Princess
Curse you...
[11:06] Princess
That's real low, Hellhorde...
[11:16] Princess
Wait, does doing this hurt you?
[11:20] Krall
H-Hurt me?!
[11:21] Krall
And why exactly would I feel hurt?!
[11:24] Krall
Are you saying I feel bad
about stealing this ball,
[11:26] Krall
but I'm just enduring the
pain because it's my job?!
[11:28] Krall
This bear is my servant!
[11:30] Krall
I don't feel a scrap of sympathy—
[11:55] Krall
I'm sorry, Hngy-Baby!
[11:57] Krall
Sorry for being so mean!
[11:59] Krall
I'm so sorry!
[12:01] Krall
I love you! I love you!
[12:04] Krall
Love you lots!
[12:06] Krall
So, so much!
[12:08] Krall
Hngy-Baby!
[12:09] Krall
I love you!
[12:11] Ex
I don't exactly follow, but it
looks like we've won today.
[12:16] Princess
She refused to betray her
friend, mission or not.
[12:20] Princess
Her conviction has touched my heart!
[12:22] Princess
I will reveal my secret!
[12:24] Ex
Wait, why?
SIGN The princess
confessed
[12:29] Princess
So fluffy!
[12:32] Princess
Can I give it a hug?
[12:33] Krall
You betcha, baby!
[12:36] Princess
Yay!
[12:37] Princess
Whoa, so soft!
[12:40] Narration
The information from today didn't
prove to be any use, either,
[12:44] Narration
so the torture continues.
[12:47] Narration
Incidentally...
[12:49] Narration
The job Krall just finished was
demolition work with beasts.
[12:55] Krall
Oh, your shift's up already?
[12:58] Krall
Okay!
[12:59] Krall
Nice job!
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[13:08] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[13:11] Torture
Today's torture will take place
in a different location,
[13:14] Torture
so we'll have you wear these
to maintain our secrecy.
[13:44] Giant
Hey!
[13:47] Giant
You must be the princess!
[13:55] Giant
My name is Giant.
SIGN Combat Soldier Fourth Class
& Pain-Private
Giant
[13:57] Giant
Nice to meet you!
[13:59] Princess
You...
[14:01] Princess
You're huge.
[14:03] Giant
It's not nice to call a lady huge.
[14:05] Ex
What's going on?
[14:07] Ex
What's your reason for
bringing us to a hot spring?
[14:10] Giant
Huh? Reason?
[14:13] Giant
Hot springs feel so nice!
SIGN Beam
[14:16] Giant
The hot springs are way better
than torture for a good talk!
[14:21] Ex
I see.
[14:23] Ex
Your plan is to use kindness
to trap Her Highness.
[14:26] Ex
Too bad, though.
[14:29] Ex
Her Highness is Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
[14:33] Ex
Since infancy, she was raised in
an environment free of indulgence.
[14:38] Ex
A heart of steel, ready at all
times to wield the blade.
[14:43] Ex
That is the unconditional
requirement for a knight.
[14:47] Ex
Your plot must be to gently
appeal to her emotions,
[14:49] Ex
so you can coax the empire's secrets
out of her, but it won't work!
[14:52] Ex
Her Highness will never succumb to...
[14:58] Princess
This rules!
[14:59] Ex
Your Highness?
[15:02] Ex
Your Highness? Your Highness!
[15:04] Princess
Don't worry, Ex.
[15:07] Princess
My first bath in ages.
[15:09] Princess
I must admit that it feels
good. It can't be beat.
[15:12] Princess
But nothing more than that!
[15:15] Ex
Your Highness!
[15:17] Ex
Now that's Her Highness!
[15:18] Ex
My one and only princess!
[15:19] Princess
It's just as Ex says.
[15:21] Princess
I grew up in an environment where
I was not allowed to act spoiled.
[15:21] Ex
Your Highness! Your Highness!
[15:23] Ex
Your Highness! Your Highness!
[15:24] Princess
I've never let anyone pamper me.
[15:25] Ex
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
[15:27] Ex
Your Highness! Your Highness!
[15:27] Princess
Your kindness and sympathy are wasted on me.
[15:30] Princess
The likes of that won't make me give in!
[15:33] Giant
What?
[15:34] Giant
You've never been pampered, even once?
[15:37] Princess
Huh? Yeah.
[15:39] Giant
Oh, is that right?
[15:42] Giant
In that case...
[15:44] Giant
C'mere.
[15:47] Giant
Mama's here.
[15:49] Giant
It's fine.
[15:51] Giant
You don't have to try so hard.
[15:54] Giant
It's important to let yourself be spoiled.
[15:58] Giant
Don't think of it as running away.
[15:59] Princess
W-Wait, I never asked to...
[16:02] Giant
There!
[16:05] Princess
S-So warm...
[16:08] Giant
There, there.
[16:09] Princess
Being gently embraced by
someone bigger than you,
[16:12] Giant
Good girl.
[16:13] Princess
and having her whisper
words of encouragement.
[16:15] Giant
You did your best.
[16:16] Princess
It feels so nice!
[16:17] Giant
Everything's okay now.
[16:41] Giant
Walkie-walkie. Walkie-walkie.
[16:56] Princess
Mama...
SIGN The princess
confessed
[17:04] Princess
The terrifying power of kindheartedness...
[17:11] Torture
How do you find this information?
[17:16] Torture
I understand.
[17:18] Child Demon
Mama! I want that!
[17:21] Mother Demon
No can do.
[17:22] Mother Demon
It's almost time for dinner.
SIGN Hearty Baum
SIGN Hearty Baum
SIGN Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun
SIGN Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun
SIGN Slightly LargeCustard Bun
SIGN Gorilla's March
SIGN Gorilla's March
SIGN PotaRico
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
SIGN Gorilla's March
Chocolate
[17:37] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[17:41] Ex
What the heck is that?
[17:42] Torture
'Tis Gorilla's March.
[17:44] Torture
A very tasty cookie snack
filled with chocolate.
[17:50] Ex
Oh, it's just a snack for commoners!
[17:52] Ex
Her Highness has enjoyed only the
finest of snacks since infancy.
[17:57] Ex
Even when venturing outside for lessons,
[18:00] Ex
she had the Honored Knight serving the
Royal Empire, Jimochi, at her side,
SIGN Honored Knight
Jimochi
[18:07] Ex
closely monitoring her.
[18:10] Ex
As a knight out in the field, there were
times when she ate rations and instant noodles.
[18:15] Ex
But I've never laid eyes on that snack!
[18:18] Princess
Drool...
[18:19] Ex
Your Highness?
[18:20] Ex
Has Your Highness ever eaten...
[18:23] Princess
Ah! Well...
[18:26] Princess
We would stop by the candy store
on my way back from lessons...
[18:30] (Flashback) Jimochi
Here, Your Highness.
[18:33] (Flashback) Jimochi
It's our little secret.
[18:34] (Flashback) Princess
Yay!
[18:35] Ex
That damn geezer!
[18:36] Princess
Please don't tell Mother!
[18:38] Princess
Jimochi was doing it for my sake!
[18:40] Ex
Naughty, naughty!
[18:43] Ex
You think I'd do that, like a little kid?
[18:44] Ex
I'm gonna tell Her Majesty!
[18:46] Ex
I'm a sacred sword, darn it!
[18:48] Princess
No need to worry, Ex.
[18:50] Princess
I'm not particularly attached to that snack.
[18:52] Princess
One box costs more than 100 yen,
so I basically never had it.
[18:55] Princess
I usually bought a bunch that cost 10 to 20
yen, along with one special 30-yen snack.
[19:02] Princess
That's the secret to enjoying cheap snacks.
[19:04] Ex
How plebeian of you, Your Highness.
[19:06] Princess
Besides...
[19:08] (Flashback) Princess
I want more!
[19:09] Jimochi
Not happening! It's mine!
[19:10] Princess
Jimochi would only ever share a few with me.
[19:12] Princess
Please!
[19:13] Jimochi
Upsy-daisy!
[19:15] Ex
Just give her some, you old crank!
[19:16] Ex
Honored Knight, my ass!
[19:19] Torture
Now then, let us begin the torture.
SIGN Today's Lucky
Banana Fortune
Inside!
Check under the flap!
[19:47] Princess
Ex.
[19:48] Princess
To be honest, I'm jealous, and I want some.
[19:51] Princess
But it's not stirring up any other emotions.
[19:54] Princess
This torture session is in the bag!
[19:56] Princess
I'll never give in!
[20:03] Princess
Hey, Gorilla's March has a
cute picture on every piece.
[20:08] Princess
You need to appreciate...
[20:13] Princess
Wait, you fiend!
[20:14] Princess
You're not going to look at the pictures?!
[20:16] Princess
Stop it!
[20:17] Princess
The gorilla wearing a ribbon, the
gorilla sticking its tongue out...
[20:21] Princess
Do you know how many variants there are?!
[20:24] Princess
That indescribable fuzzy feeling when
you get the mommy and baby gorilla!
[20:28] Princess
Or the big-browed gorilla that brings
good luck to those who find it!
[20:31] Princess
There's all sorts of fun gimmicks in there!
[20:36] Princess
S-Stop...
[20:42] Princess
Everyone!
[20:51] Princess
Stop it...
[20:56] Princess
You monster!
[21:01] Princess
I'm begging you...
[21:15] Princess
Stop...
[21:16] Princess
Stop it already!
[21:18] Princess
I'll talk!
SIGN The princess
confessed
[21:26] Torture
I see.
[21:27] Torture
The queen's shoe size is 23cm.
[21:31] Torture
If His Majesty is not pleased with this
information, I'll be back tomorrow.
[21:35] Ex
Yeah, she'll be back.
[21:40] Princess
The big-browed gorilla!
[21:42] Princess
Maybe something good is in store for me!
[21:47] Princess
Yummy!
[23:29] Louch
So that's Hellholm.
[23:32] Louch
I'm here to save you...
[23:35] Louch
Your Highness!
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[00:00] Narration
The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...
[00:09] Narration
In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion
[00:17] Narration
falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.
[00:21] Narration
The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...
[00:27] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[00:31] Narration
...mercilessly subjects her
to torture day after day.
[00:46] Louch
So that's Hellholm.
[00:49] Louch
I'm here to save you...
[00:52] Louch
Your Highness!
[00:59] Princess
A theme park?
[01:01] Youki
Yeah!
[01:02] Youki
We just found out we have tomorrow off.
[01:04] Inki
S-So we were thinking of going.
[01:06] Inki
Wanna tag along, P-Princess-chan?
[01:09] Princess
There's no way!
[01:11] Princess
I'm a prisoner here!
[01:12] Youki
You should see if the grand
inquisitor will let you go!
[01:17] Youki
C'mon!
[01:22] Princess
Okay! I'll ask!
[01:25] Group
Awesome!
[01:27] Princess
I shouldn't just assume she'll say no!
[01:30] Youki
That's right!
[01:31] Inki
I-I'm sure it'll be real fun with you there.
[01:34] Youki
You said it!
[01:35] Ex
C'mon, it's not happening.
[01:38] Torture
You cannot go.
[01:39] Ex
Well, duh.
[01:40] Princess
You heartless monster!
[01:42] Princess
Are you saying that as a
prisoner subject to torture,
[01:45] Princess
I don't have the freedom
to visit a theme park?!
[01:47] Ex
I'm shocked that you thought you did.
[01:51] Torture
That said, how does this sound?
[01:55] Torture
I shall consider it in exchange
for an imperial secret.
[01:58] Ex
You dirty scoundrel!
[02:00] Ex
So this is your torture for today?!
[02:02] Ex
I bet there is no theme park trip.
[02:04] Ex
It was all a trick to
make Her Highness talk!
[02:06] Torture
On the contrary.
[02:08] Torture
I would not stoop so low.
[02:10] Torture
I imagine they invited you with
naught but pure intentions.
[02:15] Ex
Don't let her fool you, Your Highness!
[02:18] Torture
Right then, onto business...
[02:21] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[04:00] Torture
You've been silent for an
hour and counting now.
[04:04] Torture
Are you sure about this?
[04:05] Torture
The park is almost about to open.
[04:08] Torture
If you confess, I can send you to the
park with a teleportation spell.
[04:13] Torture
Don't you want to enjoy
yourself with the others?
[04:17] Ex
Your Highness,
[04:18] Ex
Youki and Inki were simply
acting on her orders.
[04:21] Ex
Their invite was nothing but a sham.
[04:23] Princess
Rest assured, Ex.
[04:25] Princess
I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[04:29] Princess
I've seen my fair share of battles.
[04:33] Princess
There are times when those
I considered comrades...
[04:38] Princess
ended up betraying me.
[04:51] Princess
This is nothing new to me.
[04:54] Princess
I won't give in, by any means.
[05:00] Torture
'Tis time for the park to open.
[05:02] Torture
I regret to say that you
have bested me on this day.
[05:06] Ex
Y-Your Highness.
[05:08] Ex
Please don't let it get to you.
[05:10] Princess
I'm totally fine!
[05:11] Princess
I told you, I'm used to it!
[05:15] Princess
That said...
[05:16] (Flashback) Youki
We're friends, aren't we?
[05:19] (Flashback) Inki
I-I'm sure it'll be real fun with you there.
[05:22] (Flashback) Youki
You said it!
[05:24] Princess
I might have wanted to go on
that trip a little bit...
[05:29] Ex
Your Highness...
SIGN Youki
[05:38] Youki
We'll be waiting outside until you get here!
SIGN We'll be waiting outside
until you get here~
SIGN Inki
SIGN We'll be waiting~
[05:41] Inki
We'll be waiting!
[05:46] Princess
Our friendship is the real deal!
[05:50] Princess
I'll tell you!
[05:52] Torture
I told you they weren't lying...
SIGN The princess
confessed
[05:58] Youki
Did Princess-chan reply yet?
[06:09] Princess
I'm here!
[06:10] Youki
Oh, there you are!
[06:12] Inki
Th-That outfit...
[06:13] Youki
You look super cute!
[06:15] Princess
Really?
[06:17] Youki
All right!
[06:18] Youki
Let's have ourselves a blast today!
[06:20] Group
Yeah!
[06:24] Princess
This is so fun!
[06:26] Princess
I'm so happy!
[06:27] Princess
What a brand-new experience!
[06:29] Princess
It's so nice to have friends!
[06:31] Princess
Having fun with others makes it two,
three, four, five times as fun!
[06:39] Princess
My heart won't stop dancing with joy!
[06:49] Princess
Welcome to Tokyo...
[06:54] Torture
Yes.
[06:55] Torture
It took until the very end, but we've
finally obtained a useful piece of intelligence.
[07:00] Torture
Their king... prefers sea over land.
[07:04] Torture
Will the secret we've coaxed
out of her today suffice?
[07:08] Torture
What?
[07:10] Torture
Oh, yes.
[07:12] Torture
The same as always.
[07:13] Torture
What?!
[07:15] Torture
Understood.
[07:18] Torture
Tomorrow's torture session...
[07:21] Torture
will be handled personally
by His Majesty's daughter?
[07:26] Louch
Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
[07:30] Louch
Hush-a-bye baby.
[07:32] Louch
March thee onward, to the city
cloaked in night eternal.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[07:37] Princess
Besties for life!
[07:48] Princess
Why are you kneeling?
[07:51] Princess
Oh, is it me?
[07:52] Princess
Have you realized how great I am?
[07:54] Ex
I'm pretty sure it's not that.
[07:56] Torture
I kneel not in deference to you, Princess.
[08:01] Torture
Today's torture will be performed
by His Majesty's daughter.
[08:05] Ex
The daughter of the Hell-Lord?!
[08:07] Torture
Indeed.
[08:09] Torture
The only daughter of His
Majesty the Hell-Lord.
[08:12] Torture
Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal...
SIGN Hell-Lord's Daughter
Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
Maomao-chan
[08:18] Torture
Her Highness Princess Maomao-chan.
[08:19] Princess
So cute!
[08:21] Princess
Oh, what a cutie pie!
[08:24] Princess
So small!
[08:25] Princess
How old are you, Maomao-chan?
[08:27] Princess
Go on, go on!
[08:28] Princess
Ask me whatever you want!
[08:30] Ex
Your Highness?
[08:32] Princess
I-It's not what you think, Ex.
[08:34] Princess
I was just trying to get some information
out of the Hell-Lord's daughter.
[08:39] Ex
Look me in the eye and say that.
[08:41] Ex
She's the daughter of none
other than the Hell-Lord.
[08:43] Ex
Don't let her age catch you off guard!
[08:45] Maomao-Chan
Nuh-uh.
[08:48] Maomao-Chan
I'm no good at all.
[08:52] Maomao-Chan
Everyone has big hopes for
me because of my dad...
[08:55] Maomao-Chan
but I've never gotten anything
out of anyone with torture.
[09:02] Maomao-Chan
I... must not be cut out to be a torturer...
[09:11] Princess
That's not true!
[09:12] Princess
That's not true at all, Maomao-chan!
[09:15] Princess
Even if it seems like nothing
ever goes your way,
[09:17] Princess
I promise your efforts will pay off one day!
[09:20] Ex
Your Highness, why are you
encouraging the enemy?
[09:23] Princess
So be a brave girl now, and torture me!
[09:28] Maomao-Chan
Thanks, missy!
[09:31] Princess
Oh, you're adorable! I'll talk!
[09:32] Ex
Don't jump the gun, Your Highness!
[09:34] Maomao-Chan
Okay!
[09:35] Maomao-Chan
Well then...
[09:37] Maomao-Chan
It's time for torture, Princess!
[09:42] Maomao-Chan
Um, this is bubble wrap.
[09:44] Maomao-Chan
I love popping the bubbles.
[09:48] Maomao-Chan
So popping them in front of
you should make you jealous!
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
[10:02] Maomao-Chan
Well? Aren't you so jealous?!
[10:06] Princess
God, she's cute.
[10:08] Princess
To be honest, I don't feel jealous at all.
[10:10] Princess
And yet, I want to tell
her a secret so badly!
[10:13] Ex
Keep it together, Your Highness!
[10:14] Torture
Princess Maomao-chan, you're almost there.
[10:19] Maomao-Chan
How about this, then?
[10:22] Maomao-Chan
My awesome move where you
pop a whole bunch at once!
[10:32] Maomao-Chan
This bold move uses up a
ton of bubbles in no time,
[10:37] Maomao-Chan
so I only use it on very special days!
[10:40] Princess
This is killing me more than
any of the previous tortures!
[10:43] Ex
Hang in there, Your Highness!
[10:44] Ex
Get a hold of yourself!
[10:46] Maomao-Chan
Okay, just a little more!
[10:48] Maomao-Chan
Um, next is...
[10:53] Maomao-Chan
I'm all out of bubbles to pop...
[10:58] Maomao-Chan
I messed up at torturing again...
[11:02] Maomao-Chan
After I tried so hard, too...
[11:06] Princess
I'll tell you everything!
SIGN The princess
confessed
[11:13] Torture
I see.
[11:14] Torture
So this is the Imperial Army's secret code.
[11:17] Maomao-Chan
Am I done with all my work now?
[11:19] Torture
Yes, that's right.
[11:21] Torture
'Twas perfect, Princess Maomao-chan.
[11:24] Torture
And now that she's divulged her secret,
we're done with the princess.
[11:28] Torture
Feel free to do as you wish with her.
[11:32] Maomao-Chan
Um, then...
[11:38] Maomao-Chan
Let's play a game of tag!
[11:42] Princess
Sure!
[11:46] Princess
Maomao-chan!
[11:48] Princess
Look, I'm right here!
[11:51] Maomao-Chan
Wait for me!
[11:54] Princess
C'mon, catch me if you can!
[11:56] Maomao-Chan
Okay!
[11:57] Maomao-Chan
I'll get you!
[12:00] Ex
Your Highness, did you
just undo your chains?
[12:00] Princess
Over here!
[12:02] Maomao-Chan
Wait up, missy!
[12:03] Maomao-Chan
Tag!
[12:05] Princess
Ah, you got me!
[12:07] Maomao-Chan
Now you're it!
[12:11] Hell-Lord
Well, well.
SIGN Play nice
Aim to learn
Live
positively
[12:12] Hell-Lord
So this is their secret code.
[12:15] Kanadge
Yes, sir.
[12:16] Kanadge
Let us make haste and deliver that
note to the Chief Officer of Combat.
[12:20] Hell-Lord
Not a chance!
[12:22] Hell-Lord
This is Maomao-chan's first
accomplishment at work!
[12:25] Hell-Lord
I'm going to frame it and hang it in my home.
[12:29] Hell-Lord
I won't let anyone else see it!
SIGN Play nice
Aim to learn
Live
positively
[12:34] Louch
March thee onward, to the city
cloaked in night eternal.
[12:38] Louch
Head yonder to dreams impossible.
[12:42] Louch
Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[12:54] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[12:57] Ex
What's with the getup?
[12:59] Torture
You see, today's torture...
[13:04] Torture
is xiaolongbao.
[13:06] Ex
Wha—?!
[13:06] Ex
Chinese food!
[13:08] Ex
This is bad.
[13:09] Ex
Truth be told, Her Highness
loves Chinese cuisine!
[13:13] Ex
It might be hard for her to
overcome today's torture!
[13:17] Ex
Not that she ever overcomes them!
[13:21] Ex
Huh?
[13:22] Ex
Is something the matter, Your Highness?
[13:24] Ex
What happened to your usual dumb face?
[13:26] Princess
Looks good...
[13:27] Princess
Dumb face?!
[13:30] Princess
It's true that I love Chinese food.
SIGN Baminyan
[13:34] Princess
Jimochi would secretly take me to Baminyan,
SIGN Baminyan
[13:38] Princess
the Chinese restaurant, after my lessons.
[13:40] Ex
Not again, you old fart!
[13:42] (Flashback) Princess
Mapo, gyoza, fried rice...
[13:45] (Flashback) Princess
I can't pick just one!
[13:47] (Flashback) Jimochi
Then let's order everything
and put it all on one plate!
[13:54] (Flashback) Princess
Yeah!
[13:59] Princess
But even for a Chinese
cuisine die hard like me...
[14:03] Princess
Xiaolongbao are another story!
[14:05] Princess
After all, xiaolongbao
are filled with soup,
[14:07] Princess
and always burn the inside of my mouth!
[14:10] Ex
What a pathetic reason.
[14:12] Ex
But if that's the case, we
stand a chance of prevailing!
[14:15] Princess
Yeah.
[14:16] Torture
Princess.
[14:17] Torture
That's because you don't know the
proper way to eat xiaolongbao.
[14:22] Princess
The proper way to eat them?
[14:25] Torture
Instead of simply putting
one whole into your mouth,
[14:28] Torture
you begin by placing it
atop your soup spoon,
[14:31] Torture
and then break open the skin.
SIGN Dumb Face-o-Meter
[14:35] Ex
Your Highness!
[14:36] Ex
Keep your composure!
[14:37] Ex
Your Dumb Face-o-Meter just shot up to 70%!
[14:40] Princess
Dumb Face-o-Meter?!
[14:42] Princess
Don't you worry, Ex.
[14:44] Princess
I simply let my guard down for a moment.
[14:47] Princess
It won't happen again!
[14:49] Princess
It looked tasty for a second
there, but that's not the case.
[14:52] Princess
I mean, if you break open the skin,
[14:54] Princess
all that precious broth is
going to come spilling out!
[14:56] Torture
Indeed.
[14:57] Torture
This overflowing broth
is what you drink first.
[15:01] Princess
Wha—?!
SIGN Dumb Face-o-Meter
[15:04] Princess
That looks amazing!
[15:06] Ex
Watch out, Your Highness!
[15:08] Princess
H-Hold it.
[15:10] Princess
If you drink the broth first,
what about the actual bun?!
[15:13] Princess
Xiaolongbao without the soup...
[15:16] Princess
is just a mangled mess!
[15:18] Torture
Why, of course you mustn't drink
up all the soup just yet.
[15:23] Torture
Watch carefully.
[15:27] Princess
I-Inside the soup spoon,
[15:29] Princess
the skin, filling, and soup are
mixed together in perfect balance!
[15:34] Princess
Wh-Why, that's...
[15:38] Princess
guaranteed to taste amazing!
[15:40] Ex
Your Highness!
SIGN Dumb Face-o-Meter
[15:44] Princess
You fiend!
[15:45] Princess
You're going to devour that
incredible-looking morsel in one bite?!
SIGN The princess
confessed
[15:58] Torture
I see.
[16:00] Torture
The guards change shift every Sunday
morning, resulting in lax security...
[16:05] Princess
What?!
[16:06] Princess
Put on a bit of julienned
ginger on at the end?!
[16:08] Princess
You're telling me there are greater
heights of joy to be had?!
SIGN Dumb Face-o-Meter
SIGN Bliss-o-Meter
[16:24] Princess
I'm so happy!
SIGN Bliss-o-Meter
[16:31] Hell-Lord
Flimsy security on Sunday mornings, you say?
[16:35] Kanadge
Yes.
[16:36] Kanadge
I believe it'd be the
perfect time to strike.
[16:37] Hell-Lord
No way!
[16:39] Hell-Lord
There are so many Sunday morning
anime I want to watch.
[16:42] Hell-Lord
I prefer to watch them while they're airing.
[16:46] Kanadge
As you wish.
[16:47] Louch
Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
[16:51] Louch
Hush-a-bye baby.
[16:53] Louch
March thee onward, to the city
cloaked in night eternal.
[16:56] Louch
Head yonder to dreams impossible.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[17:14] Princess
White rice...
[17:16] Louch
...Highness.
[17:17] Princess
...piled sky-high...
[17:18] Louch
Your Highness.
[17:20] Louch
Your Highness.
[17:24] Princess
Huh? Huh?!
[17:25] Louch
Please keep it down.
[17:27] Louch
I've cast a sleeping spell
throughout the castle,
[17:30] Louch
but we should act with the utmost silence.
[17:34] Louch
White Knight of the Imperial
First Legion, Louch Brittan.
[17:40] Louch
I've come here to fetch Your Highness.
SIGN Imperial
First
Legion
SIGN Louch
Brittan
[17:44] Louch
Your Highness?
[17:47] Narration
The princess was raised from an
early age to grow up strong,
[17:53] Fangirl A
Oh, my dear knight!
[17:53] Narration
and as girls her age dreamed of
finding their Prince Charming...
[17:55] Fangirl B
Look this way!
[17:55] Fangirl C
Marry me!
[17:58] Princess
I have no need for that.
[18:00] Princess
I shall serve as the sword who protects all!
[18:03] Narrator
Or so she said.
[18:05] Narrator
But the truth is...
SIGN Margarine
[18:09] Narrator
she was squeeing at shoujo manga.
[18:13] Narrator
What's more...
SIGN Princess...
SIGN I'm here
to save
you.
[18:15] Narrator
she dreamed of being saved
by Prince Charming.
[18:19] Narrator
No...
[18:21] Narrator
She dreamed about it like crazy!
[18:24] Princess
Y-You came to save me?
[18:27] Louch
That's right.
[18:28] Princess
What, is this a dream?
[18:30] Princess
Am I still dreaming?
[18:46] Louch
Come now, let us flee at once.
[18:49] Princess
Nope, it's reality.
[18:50] Louch
Huh?
[18:51] Princess
No, I apologize.
[18:53] Princess
You're not to blame here.
[18:55] Princess
In fact, I'd prefer to marry
someone with unassuming looks.
[18:59] Louch
I see...
[19:02] Princess
Ex is still asleep.
[19:05] Princess
So, how will we escape?
[19:08] Louch
Yes.
[19:09] Louch
Actually, I spent quite some time
searching for Your Highness,
[19:13] Louch
so the sleeping spell is about
to run out in a few minutes.
[19:16] Louch
As such, we'll use a return spell to
head straight back to the palace.
[19:20] Princess
Makes sense.
[19:22] Louch
Um, well...
[19:24] Louch
About that return spell...
[19:28] Louch
For the two of us to use it, we'll need
to cling tightly to each other...
[19:34] Princess
How innocent of you.
[19:35] Princess
I don't mind a bit of close contact.
[19:37] Princess
Don't hesitate to touch me.
[19:39] Louch
Thank you very much.
[19:41] Louch
Okay, Your Highness.
[19:43] Louch
Let me take you by the waist.
[19:45] Princess
Go on.
[19:46] Louch
Now then, I'll begin the incantation.
[19:51] Louch
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
[19:52] Narrator
Needless to say, while the princess
was quick to call him innocent,
[19:54] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[19:56] Narrator
she was no better.
[19:56] Louch
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[20:00] Louch
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[20:00] Princess
So close!
[20:01] Princess
His face is so close!
[20:02] Louch
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
[20:02] Princess
His voice is so close!
[20:03] Princess
A man, so close to me!
[20:05] Louch
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
[20:05] Princess
I can feel the warmth from his fingertips!
[20:07] Princess
This is a brand-new experience!
[20:08] Louch
Head yonder as thou art guided.
[20:09] Princess
My heart is pounding to the point
where he's starting to look handsome!
[20:11] Louch
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
[20:12] Princess
And is it me, or is his voice pretty manly?
[20:14] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:15] Princess
His dead serious profile as
he recites his incantation...
[20:16] Louch
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[20:17] Princess
So handsome!
[20:19] Louch
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[20:20] Princess
He's grabbing onto me even tighter!
[20:21] Louch
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
[20:23] Princess
I hear transportation magic
requires intense focus.
[20:23] Louch
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
[20:26] Princess
I guess it was true.
[20:26] Louch
Head yonder as thou art guided.
[20:28] Princess
He's gripping me with a lot of force.
[20:29] Louch
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
[20:31] Princess
It hurts a little, but
I'm no delicate maiden.
[20:32] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:34] Louch
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[20:35] Princess
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
[20:37] Louch
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[20:39] Princess
This is nothing.
[20:39] Louch
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
[20:41] Princess
And well, more importantly...
[20:42] Louch
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
[20:42] Princess
his hand keeps on creeping upward.
[20:44] Louch
Head yonder as thou art guided.
[20:45] Princess
He's about to reach my boobs—
[20:46] Louch
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
[20:47] Princess
U-Um, excuse me...
[20:49] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:49] Princess
It's no use!
[20:50] Princess
He's concentrating as hard as he can!
[20:52] Louch
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[20:52] Princess
He's completely unaware of his own hand!
[20:55] Louch
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[20:55] Princess
Calm down.
[20:56] Princess
I threw away my womanhood
when I became a knight.
[20:57] Louch
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
[21:00] Louch
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
[21:00] Princess
Even if his hand does touch my boobs—
[21:02] Louch
Head yonder as thou art guided.
[21:04] Princess
it's not a big deal!
[21:05] Louch
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
[21:08] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[21:09] Louch
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[21:10] Princess
It would take more than that...
[21:12] Louch
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[21:13] Princess
to make me give in!
[21:14] Louch
become as a blade that—
[21:17] Princess
Nope, ain't happening!
[21:21] Louch
Head yonder as thou art guided...
[21:27] Princess
I'm sorry, Louch.
[21:34] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[21:38] Ex
Bear with it.
[21:39] Ex
I'm sure help will come some day!
[23:14] Hell-Lord
I will say...
[23:16] Hell-Lord
The grand inquisitor just hasn't brought
me any information I can use.
[23:22] Hell-Lord
I suppose the princess is
just too formidable a foe.
[23:27] Hell-Lord
No, or perhaps...
[23:35] Hell-Lord
Bring Torture here at once!
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[00:00] Narration
The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...
[00:08] Narration
In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion
[00:17] Narration
falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.
[00:20] Narration
The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...
[00:26] Narration
...mercilessly subjects her
to torture day after day.
[00:43] Torture
Torture Tortura, at your service.
[00:50] Hell-Lord
The location of the
empire's ultimate weapon.
[00:52] Hell-Lord
The days when security is lax.
[00:54] Hell-Lord
Their secret military code.
[00:57] Hell-Lord
All utterly worthless.
[01:00] Hell-Lord
You haven't managed to get any useful
information out of the princess.
[01:06] Hell-Lord
Could it be that you've lost your touch?
[01:11] Torture
No, I dare say not.
[01:14] Hell-Lord
I could strip you of your title
of grand inquisitor right here.
[01:21] Hell-Lord
But I'll offer you a chance.
[01:24] Hell-Lord
Have a stab at torturing me.
[01:29] Kanadge
Y-Your Majesty!
[01:31] Kanadge
I can't allow that!
[01:35] Hell-Lord
We will begin in one hour.
[01:37] Hell-Lord
I'll see if you have what it takes.
[01:39] Hell-Lord
And I think it should be
clear what will happen...
[01:44] Hell-Lord
if you disappoint me.
[01:48] Torture
Yes.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[03:23] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Your Majesty.
[03:28] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[03:30] Kanadge
Torturing His Majesty?
[03:32] Kanadge
How foolhardy!
[03:34] Kanadge
His Majesty stands above all of demonkind.
[03:37] Kanadge
His mental resilience is far above average!
[03:40] Kanadge
What exactly does she have planned?
[03:47] Torture
I shall be using this for
today's torture session.
[03:52] Torture
'Tis beer.
[03:54] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[03:55] Hell-Lord
You should cater your torture
method to your victim.
[03:59] Kanadge
It's not working on him!
[04:01] Hell-Lord
I enjoy a drink every night with the queen in
the privacy of my home, and you offer me beer?
[04:08] Hell-Lord
Not a bad choice!
[04:09] Kanadge
It's not?!
[04:11] Hell-Lord
However, you stand before the Hell-Lord.
[04:15] Hell-Lord
I've sampled the finest alcoholic
beverages across the lands.
[04:18] Hell-Lord
Do you think you can defeat me
with that low-brow canned beer?
[04:27] Kanadge
It's totally working!
[04:29] Torture
'Tis but canned beer.
[04:30] Torture
Yet 'tis mighty indeed.
[04:33] Torture
Your Majesty, do you know the
tastiest way to pour a can of beer?
[04:37] Torture
The tastiest way?
[04:40] Torture
First, when pouring it into the glass...
[04:43] Torture
As you begin, immediately raise
the can as high as you can.
[04:49] Hell-Lord
If you do that, you'll get nothing but foam!
[04:53] Torture
That is fine.
[04:55] Torture
That is what we want.
[04:59] Torture
Once it reaches the very top,
we wait for the head to settle.
[05:03] Torture
A vigorous pour results in fine bubbles
that become compacted even further.
[05:11] Torture
Once the head is stable, slowly pour
in beer from the rim of the glass.
[05:17] Torture
Finally, once you've poured enough that
the foam covers the top of the glass...
[05:24] Torture
'Tis complete.
[05:27] Hell-Lord
Wha—?!
[05:28] Hell-Lord
J-Just look at this fluffy foam...
[05:33] Hell-Lord
No, fluffoam!
[05:36] Kanadge
He gave it a name!
[05:38] Hell-Lord
A far cry from the flaccid head
you get from pouring mindlessly!
[05:41] Hell-Lord
It stands out like a
dollop of whipped cream!
[05:44] Hell-Lord
Fluffoam! Fluffoam!
[05:47] Kanadge
Is he pleased with himself for that?
[05:57] Kanadge
Your Majesty!
[05:59] Hell-Lord
It can't be!
[06:00] Hell-Lord
To think that I...
[06:03] Hell-Lord
would tremble with temptation!
[06:06] Kanadge
Please endure it, Your Majesty!
[06:09] Kanadge
Even when you faced the Hero, strongest
soldier in the Imperial Army, in a duel,
[06:15] Kanadge
you shrugged off all of
his attacks, held firm,
[06:19] Kanadge
and came out standing strong!
[06:21] Kanadge
You are the pinnacle of all demonkind!
[06:23] Kanadge
The strongest monster of all!
[06:25] Kanadge
The Hell-Lord himself!
SIGN The Hell-Lord himself
[06:30] Kanadge
Your Majesty!
[06:32] Kanadge
Y-Your Majesty?
[06:34] Hell-Lord
Heh.
[06:36] Hell-Lord
That's right.
[06:38] Hell-Lord
I am the Hell-Lord.
[06:40] Hell-Lord
This torture is nothing to me!
[06:47] Torture
Incidentally, this beer
with the fluffy foam...
[06:50] Torture
or rather, this fluffoam beer...
[06:53] Torture
The longer you wait, the
more foam will dissipate.
[06:57] Torture
'Tis best to enjoy it
immediately after pouring.
[07:00] Hell-Lord
My weakness is light magic!
[07:04] Kanadge
He gave it away!
SIGN The Hell-Lord
confessed
[07:10] Torture
Enjoy.
[07:11] Hell-Lord
Yes.
[07:18] Hell-Lord
It's so light, with a creamy mouthfeel
that's downright criminal.
[07:23] Hell-Lord
And the golden nectar of life
blanketed in fluffoam...
[07:27] Hell-Lord
rushes through my body!
[07:32] Hell-Lord
So divine, it's like my throat is in heaven!
[07:36] Hell-Lord
Foam fizzing like herald angels singing!
[07:41] Hell-Lord
I'm filled with joy!
[07:48] Hell-Lord
This is no mere canned beer!
[07:53] Hell-Lord
It's light magic!
[07:55] Kanadge
His Majesty is being purified!
[07:59] Narration
Don't drink until you come of age.
SIGN Grand
Inquisitor's
Chamber
[08:06] Torture
His Majesty granted me permission
to continue the torture.
[08:11] Torture
But I must admit that as it stands, the
intelligence we can gain is limited in scope.
[08:17] Torture
I suppose I could try something different.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[08:23] Torture
Fluffoam...
[08:34] Torture
Princess.
[08:36] Torture
'Tis time for torture.
[08:38] Torture
We'll be trying something
a little different today.
[08:43] Ex
It doesn't matter what
torture you throw at us.
[08:46] Ex
I'm sure Her Highness will spill the beans.
[08:48] Princess
What?!
[08:49] Princess
Did Ex's faith in me plummet
thanks to my constant slip-ups?!
[08:54] Princess
Just you wait, Ex!
[08:55] Princess
Today's the day I finally resist!
[08:57] Ex
Hmph.
[08:57] Princess
What?!
[08:59] Torture
I shan't be torturing you today, Princess.
[09:02] Princess
What?
[09:03] Torture
Please come in.
[09:06] Torture
Weaponsmith Gilga-chan.
SIGN Weaponsmith, Pain-Private
Gilga
[09:08] Gilga
Hey there.
[09:10] Ex
A weaponsmith?
[09:13] Gilga
Aw, man.
[09:15] Ex
Hey! Stop that! Not there!
[09:15] Gilga
Being stuck here has left
you in awful condition.
[09:18] Ex
Cut it out!
[09:19] Torture
Yes.
[09:19] Ex
Don't touch me! Hey! Stop!
[09:20] Torture
Sacred Blade Ex, today we'll be...
[09:22] Ex
Hands off! Hey! I said stop!
[09:24] Torture
torturing you instead.
[09:28] Ex
Don't underestimate me.
[09:30] Ex
I am Ex, the sacred blade.
[09:33] Ex
In my long service to the royal family,
alongside generations of noble knights,
[09:36] Ex
I've braved a countless number of battles.
[09:40] Ex
I would never submit to
any means of torture!
[09:44] Gilga
Alrighty.
[09:45] Ex
Hey! Unhand me!
[09:46] Gilga
Let's start by taking off this surface rust.
[09:47] Ex
I'm a sacred blade, you know!
[09:59] Princess
Ex?
[10:01] Ex
You've got it wrong, Your Highness!
[10:02] Ex
That was a battle cry!
[10:04] Ex
I was letting out a manly battle cry!
[10:06] Ex
It wasn't because of any
pleasure I felt at all!
[10:07] Ex
I simply let out a battle cry!
[10:08] Ex
All sacred blades would do the same!
[10:10] Ex
I'm definitely not the only
one who'd cry out...
[10:10] Princess
Slow down.
[10:14] Gilga
Next, I'll use this rotary grindstone...
[10:17] Gilga
and sharpen you real nice and gentle.
[10:28] Ex
What a refreshing shave.
[10:30] Ex
And the perfect level of sharpening!
[10:34] Ex
I can feel it.
[10:36] Ex
I don't need to test out my blade to tell.
[10:40] Ex
While retaining the bashing force a
sword needs to smash through armor...
[10:46] Ex
it boasts the sharp edge of a
katana to cut through flesh!
[10:51] Ex
I am a sacred blade!
[10:52] Ex
The sacred blade Ex!
[10:57] Princess
Ex!
[10:58] Princess
Ex, snap out of it!
[11:01] Princess
Ex!
[11:04] Ex
It's okay, Your Highness.
[11:07] Ex
I admit that felt good.
[11:08] Ex
However, I feel no obligation
to share my secrets!
[11:12] Ex
I will endure this torture!
[11:14] Princess
Great!
[11:16] Princess
I'm impressed, Ex!
[11:17] Princess
I would have spilled the
beans three times by now!
[11:19] Ex
Your Highness?
[11:21] Gilga
Well, that's a shame, but it
looks like I'm done here.
[11:25] Ex
Y-You've still only done a
coarse pass over my surface!
[11:28] Gilga
I know.
[11:29] Gilga
I'd love to give you the
full treatment as well.
[11:33] Gilga
But this is supposed to be torture.
[11:37] Gilga
Well, if you were to reveal a secret...
[11:41] Gilga
I wouldn't mind giving you a nice finish.
[11:44] Princess
Ex...
[11:45] Ex
Rest assured, Your Highness.
[11:48] Ex
I am the sacred blade Ex.
[11:50] Ex
Your trusty sword.
[11:52] Ex
I wouldn't dare act out of
my own personal interest.
[11:56] Princess
Ex!
[11:57] Ex
Getting polished up with
a nice, sharp edge...
[12:01] Ex
That would benefit Your Highness as well!
[12:03] Princess
Ex!
[12:07] Gilga
Okay, let's finish you up!
SIGN Ex confessed
[12:17] Torture
I see.
[12:19] Torture
So the Demon Sword Murasa and
Fire Sword Amon are lovers.
[12:23] Ex
Magnificent! I feel superb!
[12:25] Princess
Glare...
[12:35] Ex
U-Um...
[12:37] Ex
Your Highness, well...
[12:40] Ex
I'm sorry.
[12:45] Princess
Sorry for letting you down as well.
[12:47] Ex
N-No, I never...
[12:50] Princess
I'll try harder than ever
before to endure the torture!
[12:57] Ex
Yes!
[12:58] Ex
I'll be rooting for you!
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[13:06] Krall
Princess, time for some torture!
SIGN Beastmaster
Krall
[13:10] Princess
Krall-chan!
[13:12] Princess
Where's Hngy-Baby?
[13:14] Krall
He's keeping watch back home!
[13:16] Princess
Aw, I was hoping to see him again!
[13:18] Krall
For real?
[13:19] Princess
I mean, Hngy-Baby's adorable!
[13:21] Krall
I know, right?
[13:22] Krall
Hngy-Baby's totes adorbs!
[13:25] Krall
You should come hang out at my place!
[13:27] Krall
You can meet all the others, too!
[13:29] Princess
What, really?
[13:31] Princess
I'm totally down!
[13:33] Ex
Your Highness?
[13:33] Torture
Krall?
[13:34] Krall
That's right, Princess.
No more goofing around!
[13:38] Krall
Unlike last time, today's torture
is totally the real deal!
[13:41] Krall
Prepare yourself!
[13:43] Krall
Come on in!
[13:49] Ex
That's...
[13:53] Krall
That's a good boy, Mad Wolf.
SIGN Krall Regiment Combat Soldier
SIGN Mad Wolf
[13:59] Ex
A mad wolf!
[14:01] Ex
Be careful, Your Highness!
[14:03] Ex
Wolves are known as the strongest of all monster
families when it comes to pure fighting power!
[14:09] Princess
Have you forgotten, Ex?
[14:11] Princess
I've defeated wolves in the past.
[14:14] Princess
It wasn't an easy fight, but
they're not unbeatable.
[14:19] Ex
However, mad wolves are a different
beast altogether, even among wolves.
[14:24] Ex
They're twice as strong as the gran
wolves you struggled to defeat.
[14:27] Princess
What?
[14:28] Princess
That's strong as hell!
[14:30] Krall
All right, Princess.
[14:32] Krall
Let's start the torture!
[14:35] Ex
What enormous, thick legs!
[14:37] Ex
If that thing lands a hit on you...
[14:44] Krall
Mad Wolf's allure lies in his
big, cute paw pads for sure!
[14:49] Krall
Not to mention...
[14:54] Krall
Ah, it smells so nice!
[14:57] Krall
The unique scent of their paw pads!
[15:02] Krall
You can't beat it, baby!
[15:05] Princess
That's so specific that
I'm not jealous at all.
[15:07] Krall
Okay, Princess!
[15:09] Krall
If you're dying of envy, then
let's hear that secret!
[15:12] Princess
No, I'm not jealous.
[15:16] Krall
What?
[15:17] Krall
M-Mad wolf paw pads have a stronger
scent than doggies or kitties do...
[15:21] Princess
I've never sniffed an animal's
paw pads to begin with.
[15:25] Krall
No way!
[15:26] Krall
That's like missing out
on half of life itself!
[15:28] Ex
Paw pads make up half of our lives now?
[15:30] Krall
Here, give it a whiff.
[15:32] Princess
What?
[15:36] Princess
Smells like animal funk.
[15:37] Krall
It's a nice smell!
[15:39] Krall
C'mon, try sniffing it again!
[15:41] Princess
Ugh, no thanks.
[15:42] Krall
Please!
[15:43] Krall
I'll let you in on my secret!
[15:45] Ex
How the tables have turned.
[15:47] Princess
What secret?
[15:48] Krall
The grand inquisitor has her newborn
niece as her phone wallpaper!
[15:52] Torture
Hey, Krall!
[15:54] Torture
How do you know that?!
[15:55] Krall
Look, I shared my secret!
[15:57] Princess
What?
[15:59] Princess
Fine, I'll give it another whiff.
[16:04] Krall
W-Well?
[16:07] Princess
Ah!
[16:08] Princess
Underneath the animal funk, it
smells a bit like popcorn...
[16:12] Krall
Yeah! Yeah!
[16:16] Princess
The pad itself feels so nice and squishy...
[16:20] Princess
Huh?
[16:21] Princess
Ah, wait...
[16:24] Princess
I could get hooked on this!
[16:29] Krall
Welcome.
[16:31] Krall
To the world of paw pads!
SIGN The princess had her eyes
opened to a new world
[16:39] Princess
Thanks, Krall-cchi.
[16:41] Princess
For opening my eyes to a brand new world!
[16:44] Krall
Nah, I'm just glad you get the paw hype now!
[16:50] Krall
Oh, I know!
[16:52] Krall
Let's have a paw party back at my place!
[16:55] Princess
I'm down!
[16:56] Princess
Let's invite everyone else!
[16:58] Krall
How about it, Grand Inquisitor?
[17:01] Torture
I swear, you two...
[17:05] Torture
Will there be bunnies?
[17:07] Krall
You betcha, baby!
[17:09] Torture
Ah, so cute...
[17:15] Princess
Hngy-Baby!
[17:17] Inki
So warm and relaxing...
[17:19] Youki
How's it going?
[17:21] Parrot
How's it going?
[17:22] Youki
Whoa, you're a clever one!
[17:28] Ex
What about the torture?
SIGN 'Tis Time for
"Torture," Princess
SIGN Hellgrove Park
[17:37] Demon Boy
Hurry up!
[17:38] Demon Girl
I can't wait!
[17:47] Maomao-Chan
It's time for torture, Princess!
SIGN Hell-Lord's Daughter
Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
Maomao-chan
[17:50] Maomao-Chan
I really like playing at the park!
[17:53] Maomao-Chan
So seeing me play should make you jealous!
[17:57] Maomao-Chan
Just watch me!
[17:58] Princess
Yeah, I'm watching.
[18:01] Princess
Wait up!
[18:09] Maomao-Chan
Careful, careful...
[18:12] Maomao-Chan
So fast!
[18:14] Princess
Ah, so cute.
[18:17] Princess
Everything's cute about her.
[18:19] Princess
She really is so cute.
[18:23] Ex
She's gonna talk, isn't she?
[18:26] Ex
And join in on the fun.
[18:28] Princess
Don't worry, Ex.
[18:30] Princess
That won't happen.
[18:33] Princess
Maomao-chan may be cute, but that
doesn't mean I want to join in.
[18:38] Princess
I've never liked parks very much.
[18:41] Ex
What do you mean?
[18:43] Princess
I was...
[18:45] Princess
forbidden from playing in
parks when I was younger.
[18:50] Princess
Parks are not a place
for royalty to play.
[18:53] Princess
That's the lesson I had
deeply ingrained in me.
[18:56] Princess
Which is why...
[18:58] Princess
I don't feel the desire to play here at all!
[19:01] Ex
Magnificent, Your Highness!
[19:03] Ex
Princess and Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion!
[19:06] Ex
You've fully taken those childhood
royal lessons to heart!
[19:13] Princess
Of course.
[19:14] Princess
I've had to lead a distinguished
life since birth.
[19:16] Princess
Even as a child... I-I understood this...
[19:21] Ex
Your Highness?
[19:24] Princess
Truth is, I wanted to play
with everyone else...
[19:27] Ex
You gave in awfully fast!
[19:29] Princess
I wanted to play...
[19:30] Princess
And go on the seesaw...
SIGN Giggle giggle
[19:32] Princess
And climb up the jungle gym...
SIGN Smirk smirk
[19:35] Princess
And make castles in the sandbox...
SIGN Yeah!
[19:38] Ex
Calm down, Your Highness.
[19:40] Ex
Don't let your own memories
be your downfall.
[19:44] Maomao-Chan
Missy!
[19:47] Princess
Maomao-chan!
[19:50] Maomao-Chan
Let's play together!
[19:54] Princess
Sure!
[19:54] Ex
Your Highness?!
SIGN The princess
confessed
[19:59] Maomao-Chan
C'mon, missy!
[20:01] Princess
Not so fast!
[20:02] Maomao-Chan
Hurry up!
[21:04] Princess
Man, that was fun!
[21:06] Maomao-Chan
Yep!
[21:07] Krall
I played my heart out!
[21:09] Youki
We should hang out again!
[21:10] Inki
Yeah.
[21:13] Princess
What was the most fun part, Maomao-chan?
[21:16] Maomao-Chan
Huh?
[21:18] Maomao-Chan
Why do I need to pick?
[21:21] Princess
So everything was fun, then?
[21:24] Maomao-Chan
Yeah!
[21:26] Maomao-Chan
Everything was fun!
[21:29] Princess
Same for me!
[21:40] Kanadge
Your Majesty.
[21:42] Kanadge
The Royal Empire's security password
we obtained from the princess.
[21:45] Kanadge
The Chief Officer of Combat
was asking for it.
[21:48] Kanadge
Would you be so kind as to lend me
the note with the password on it?
[21:53] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[21:55] Hell-Lord
That note, you say?
[21:57] Hell-Lord
The video filled with scenes
of Maomao-chan playing.
[22:02] Hell-Lord
I was so engrossed in watching that...
[22:06] Hell-Lord
I completely lost track
of where I left the note!
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[00:00] Narration
The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...
[00:09] Narration
In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion
[00:17] Narration
falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.
[00:21] Narration
The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...
[00:27] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[00:31] Narration
...mercilessly subjects her
to torture day after day.
[00:55] Mad Kaiser
At long last...
[00:59] Mad Kaiser
Vengeance will be mine.
[01:02] Mad Kaiser
Princess!
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[02:39] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[02:43] Princess
What did you bring us
all the way out here for?
[02:46] Princess
I know.
[02:47] Princess
I bet we're playing in the river, yeah.
[02:50] Princess
Let's just get this over with already.
[02:52] Princess
Well, I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
[02:56] Princess
It's not like I'd ever give in for
splashing around in the river!
[02:59] Ex
Your Highness, you're way too excited.
[03:02] Torture
Today's torture shan't
be playing in the river.
[03:08] Princess
Guh...
[03:09] Princess
Ah, I see.
[03:11] Princess
I wasn't looking forward to it at all.
[03:13] Ex
Poor thing...
[03:13] Princess
Do what you want.
[03:14] Torture
We've come to the river today for
today's torture, marshmallows.
SIGN Marshmallows
[03:19] Princess
Marshmallows?
[03:21] Princess
Sorry to say, but I'm not a huge fan.
[03:23] Princess
I don't like how they stick to your teeth.
[03:26] Princess
There's zero reason why I'd
lose to today's torture!
[03:28] Princess
It's not too late to do something else!
[03:32] Princess
Like playing in the river!
[03:33] Ex
Do you want to play in the river that badly?
[03:36] Torture
I say marshmallows, but these
are no ordinary marshmallows.
[03:42] Torture
They're roasted marshmallows!
[03:44] Princess
Roasted marshmallows?
[03:46] Torture
Indeed.
[03:47] Torture
We came all the way out here so
as to safely start an open fire.
[03:51] Princess
Hmph!
[03:52] Princess
What good will roasting the marshmallows do?
[03:55] Ex
Yeah, that's right!
[03:56] Ex
You tell her, Your Highness!
[04:10] Ex
Ah! Wait, Your Highness!
[04:12] Ex
Stop!
[04:13] Torture
Princess.
[04:14] Torture
Would you care to try one, just this once?
[04:17] Ex
You mustn't, Your Highness!
[04:18] Ex
Don't fall for it!
[04:20] Ex
She's trying to teach you what
roasted marshmallows taste like,
[04:23] Ex
so that you won't be able
to resist their temptation!
[04:26] Princess
How devious!
[04:27] Torture
Why, I would never.
[04:29] Torture
'Twas simply a gesture of goodwill.
[04:33] Torture
Not to mention...
[04:35] Torture
She's the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
[04:38] Torture
That title is a testament to her
strict self-discipline and training.
[04:44] Torture
Would she really succumb without resistance
to the taste of roasted marshmallows?
[04:50] Ex
Your Highness won't fall
for such an obvious ploy!
[04:53] Princess
That's right.
[04:54] Princess
Such an obvious ploy...
[04:56] Princess
I'd never succumb to some
lousy roasted marshmallows!
[04:59] Ex
She fell for the obvious ploy!
[05:03] Princess
Even if it turns out to be good...
[05:07] Princess
I will never give in!
[05:20] Princess
The soft texture of the marshmallow...
[05:23] Princess
Roasting has browned the
surface and turned it crispy!
[05:32] Princess
And the heat has made the inside all gooey!
[05:35] Princess
The gooeyness is filling my mouth!
[05:49] Princess
A delight for the mouth!
[05:55] Torture
Well, Princess?
[05:57] Torture
If you reveal a secret, I
can let you have one more.
[06:01] Ex
Don't do it, Your Highness!
[06:02] Ex
Pull yourself together!
[06:04] Princess
It's okay, Ex.
[06:05] Princess
I'm as calm as can be.
[06:07] Ex
Your Highness!
[06:09] Princess
Hmph!
[06:10] Princess
One more if I tell you a secret?
[06:12] Ex
Keep it up, Your Highness!
[06:13] Ex
You've triumphed over the marshmallows!
[06:15] Princess
In other words...
[06:17] Princess
Will I get four marshmallows
for four secrets?!
[06:19] Ex
She caved immediately!
[06:21] Torture
One secret, and you can
have as many as you like.
SIGN The princess
confessed
[06:30] Princess
So big!
SIGN Jumbo
SIGN Extra Large
[06:31] Princess
I didn't know they made
marshmallows this big!
[06:51] Princess
Delicious!
[06:53] Princess
So gooey...
[06:55] Torture
Princess, while we're here,
shall we play in the river?
[06:58] Princess
Wait, can I?!
[07:00] Torture
Of course.
[07:02] Torture
We're all done with you.
[07:07] Princess
Take that!
[07:10] Princess
How's that?!
[07:11] Torture
What do you think of today's secret?
[07:14] Kanadge
The castle guards are weak
against fire attacks...
[07:18] Kanadge
But you know, it's normal for
humans to be weak to fire.
[07:22] Torture
I suppose.
[07:24] Torture
Most creatures are weak against fire.
[07:28] Torture
What did you just say?!
[07:30] Kanadge
Like I said...
[07:31] Kanadge
If you're still by the river, get
another secret out of the princess.
[07:36] Kanadge
His Majesty's orders.
SIGN Call ended
SIGN Call duration
[07:47] Princess
You've done it now!
[07:51] Torture
Two torture sessions on the same day...
[07:53] Torture
I can only imagine the toll it will take!
[07:57] Torture
The princess's body might even give out.
[08:11] Princess
What's with the long face?
[08:13] Ex
The Hell-Lord was unsatisfied
with her work yet again.
[08:16] Princess
Huh?
[08:17] Ex
I kept an ear turned to her
conversation on the phone.
[08:20] Princess
Ear?
[08:21] Princess
Where are your ears?
[08:24] Ex
It looks like she was ordered to carry
out a second torture today.
[08:27] Princess
Wha—?!
[08:28] Princess
I-I can't handle two tortures in one day!
[08:31] Ex
Isn't that why she looks so troubled?
[08:41] Ex
Don't do it, Your Highness.
[08:44] Ex
Don't offer her a secret
just because you feel bad.
[08:47] Princess
Y-You know I wouldn't do that!
[08:49] Princess
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
[08:53] Princess
I've been in countless battles,
[08:55] Princess
cutting down my foes without any mercy.
[08:58] Princess
I would never take pity on my enemy!
[09:01] Princess
Worrying her pretty little head about me...
[09:05] Princess
She sure is a big ol' softie!
[09:09] Princess
She really is...
[09:12] Princess
as soft as they come.
[09:16] Torture
I never imagined he'd instruct me
to torture her twice in one day.
[09:19] Torture
The Hell-Lord truly is evil incarnate.
[09:23] Torture
No, a professional must perform her duty.
[09:26] Torture
His Majesty has the right idea here.
[09:31] Torture
Maybe... I'm not cut out to be a torturer.
[09:51] Princess
Nice weather we're having today.
[09:54] Torture
Y-Yes, we are.
[09:56] Princess
The laundry dries faster on sunny days, too.
[10:00] Princess
Speaking of laundry...
[10:02] Princess
The king prefers wearing briefs.
[10:05] Torture
Princess!
[10:06] Torture
Why would you tell me such
an important secret?!
[10:09] Princess
Huh?
[10:10] Princess
Did I let something slip just now?
[10:12] Torture
Are you taking pity on me, Princess?!
[10:16] Princess
I don't have a clue what
you're talking about.
[10:19] Princess
But I like that look on your face.
[10:22] Princess
That depressed look really didn't suit you.
[10:27] Torture
Princess...
[10:28] Princess
Let's make the most of this perfect weather!
[10:32] Princess
Come play with me!
[10:47] Ex
I swear...
[10:49] Youki
Hey!
[10:52] Youki
Princess-chan!
[10:54] Princess
You-chan! In-chan!
[10:57] Inki
W-We're here.
[10:59] Youki
Done with torture for the day?
[11:01] Princess
Yep!
[11:02] Princess
I resisted for a while, but then I gave in.
[11:05] Princess
What are you doing here?
[11:07] Inki
W-We got a call from the grand inquisitor.
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[11:53] Torture
Princess!
[12:46] Ex
So cold!
SIGN The princess
had fun
[13:18] Torture
What do you think?
[13:20] Torture
About the second secret for today.
[13:23] Torture
Huh? No good?
SIGN The torture
will continue
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[13:49] Giant
Wow, check out that tan!
SIGN Combat Soldier
Fourth Class
& Pain-Private
Giant
[13:53] Giant
It might sting if you
soak in the hot springs,
[13:56] Giant
so let's go to the sauna instead today!
[13:58] Princess
The sauna?
[13:59] Giant
Wait, have you never been?
[14:02] Princess
Nope.
[14:03] Giant
What?
[14:04] Giant
You're missing out on something amazing!
[14:07] Giant
Okay, off we go!
[14:11] Princess
I followed her after she said all that...
SIGN They're wearing towels with permission for the sake of the "torture"
[14:15] Princess
But it's so hot!
[14:17] Princess
My entire body is dripping with sweat!
[14:20] Princess
This is supposed to feel good?
[14:21] Princess
Really?
[14:22] Princess
This is practically torture...
[14:25] Princess
So that's her deal!
[14:26] Giant
It feels so nice!
[14:26] Princess
Mama... no, Giant!
[14:30] Princess
Her sweet words lured me into this torture!
[14:34] Princess
If your average person were
faced with this heat...
[14:37] Princess
I'm sure they wouldn't be able
to bear it, and they'd end up talking.
[14:39] Princess
But I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
[14:44] Princess
Be it a scorching desert
or a frigid snowy mountain,
[14:48] Princess
I've fought while maintaining a clear head!
[14:50] Princess
I will never give in to this torture!
SIGN They're wearing towels with permission for the sake of the "torture"
[15:04] Princess
Come to think of it, I haven't
sweated this much in a long time.
[15:09] Princess
Lately, I eat three meals
a day, get tortured,
[15:12] Princess
and spend the rest of my time
lazing around and sleeping.
[15:15] Princess
Munch, munch, munch...
[15:17] Princess
I'd forgotten how this felt.
[15:19] Princess
It feels good to sweat it out.
[15:24] Princess
Feels good?!
[15:26] Princess
That can't be right!
[15:27] Princess
At first, this was nothing
more than a blistering hell!
[15:30] Princess
Yet now, it feels good?!
[15:34] Princess
Being placed in this unusual situation
[15:36] Princess
is making my earthly suffering
and troubles evaporate away!
[15:40] Princess
Ah, I see now, Giant...
[15:43] Princess
No, Mama!
[15:45] Princess
Saunas feel so nice!
[15:51] Giant
Okay, I think it's about time we got out.
[15:53] Princess
Huh? Not yet...
[15:55] Giant
Staying in there too
long's not good for you.
[15:58] Giant
Especially on your first time.
[16:01] Princess
Makes sense...
[16:06] Princess
The air outside feels so nice and cool!
[16:09] Giant
Okay, next up is the cold bath!
SIGN Cold Bath
[16:12] Princess
C-Cold bath?!
[16:14] Princess
The water's at 17 degrees?!
[16:16] Princess
There's no way I can get in...
[16:18] Princess
No, I thought the sauna was hot, too,
[16:22] Princess
but it ended up being really nice.
[16:25] Princess
All right!
[16:31] Princess
N-N-N-Nope, still cold!
[16:38] Princess
Huh?
SIGN Cold Bath
[16:40] Princess
After getting used to it...
[16:42] Princess
the cold water feels nice on my warm body.
[16:45] Princess
The heat is slowly melting
away from my body.
[16:49] Princess
I'm melting away, too!
[16:53] Princess
Ah, I'm becoming one with the water.
[16:56] Princess
It feels so good!
[16:59] Giant
After a cold bath, take a nice, long break.
[17:03] Princess
Ah, my arms and legs are tingling.
[17:06] Princess
I can feel the blood flowing through me.
[17:08] Princess
My body is being set free!
[17:12] Princess
Just now, I have become complete.
[17:20] Princess
Thank you, Mama.
[17:22] Princess
I've learned the truth of the universe...
[17:24] Princess
no, of the sauna.
[17:29] Giant
They say lots of things about
saunas and their detox effect,
[17:33] Giant
or how they may or may not
help you lose weight.
[17:38] Giant
But none of that really matters.
[17:41] Giant
Saunas feel good!
[17:43] Giant
End of story!
[17:44] Princess
Yes, Mama!
[17:46] Princess
No...
[17:47] Princess
Master Mama!
SIGN By the way, the
princess confessed
[17:54] Ex
Fair play, fair sauna!
SIGN Enjoy the sauna by following all rules and etiquette!!
[17:56] Princess
Enjoy the sauna by following
all rules and etiquette!
[18:04] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[18:08] Ex
Where are we?
[18:09] Ex
And...
[18:11] Ex
who are they?
[18:14] Princess
Mad Kaiser!
[18:16] Ex
What?
[18:17] Princess
I've fought him in the past.
[18:20] Ex
Is that true, Your Highness?
[18:22] Princess
He was the boss of the Western Tower.
[18:24] Princess
I remember him well.
[18:26] Princess
This was him!
[18:28] Ex
You sliced him clean in half.
[18:30] Ex
No way that's him.
[18:31] Princess
Hey there! Is that you, Mad Kaiser?
[18:34] Mad Kaiser
That's right!
[18:34] Ex
She was right!
[18:36] Mad Kaiser
Princess.
[18:37] Mad Kaiser
The wound you gave me...
[18:39] Mad Kaiser
It throbs with pain to this day.
[18:41] Ex
That sure healed up nicely.
[18:43] Princess
I see.
[18:44] Princess
So that's what this is.
[18:47] Princess
Everyone here is someone
I've defeated in the past!
[18:51] Ex
You can't be serious!
[18:52] Torture
That's not true at all.
[18:54] Ex
It wasn't true at all...
[18:55] Torture
Mad Kaiser just happened to be here.
[18:58] Torture
It's completely unrelated.
[19:00] Torture
Today's torture comes courtesy
of Lieutorment Youki:
[19:05] Torture
a test of courage!
[19:06] Youki
Yay!
[19:09] Torture
These demons will act as the ghosts
and hide in the school building.
[19:14] Torture
Lurking inside this abandoned
school building,
[19:16] Torture
these scaring experts will provide
you with a night of terror!
[19:20] Torture
Will you be able to withstand it, Princess?
[19:23] Ex
How underhanded...
[19:26] Mad Kaiser
This is revenge for my wound!
[19:27] Mad Kaiser
I'll scare you real good!
[19:30] Ex
You're scarier without the mask.
[19:32] Mad Kaiser
All right, everyone!
[19:33] Mad Kaiser
Let's get started!
[19:34] Group
Yeah!
[19:38] Princess
Hold on.
[19:40] Princess
Courtesy of You-chan?
[19:42] Princess
Where's You-chan, then?
[19:44] Torture
Youki can't make it out today.
[19:46] Princess
What?!
[19:47] Torture
After sleeping with her stomach
exposed, she's caught a cold.
[19:50] Princess
Oh, no!
[19:52] Torture
Which is why I'm administering
this in her stead.
[19:55] Princess
You-chan's out with a cold?!
[19:56] Princess
Please, let me go and pay her a visit!
[19:59] Torture
I cannot.
[20:01] Torture
You're in the middle of being tortured.
[20:04] Torture
You shan't have freedom until it's over.
[20:07] Torture
But to put it in other words...
[20:09] Torture
You're free to go once it's over.
[20:12] Ex
Hmph.
[20:13] Ex
Do you think that helps the chances
of Her Highness confessing?
[20:16] Ex
It's no use!
[20:18] Ex
Her Highness is the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
[20:19] Princess
There's a hidden passage leading to
the castle in the Eastern Mountains!
[20:21] Ex
From a young age...
[20:23] Ex
That was quick!
[20:24] Ex
I didn't even get to the flashback!
[20:25] Torture
Very well!
[20:26] Torture
You've told us your secret,
so we're done with you!
[20:29] Torture
Let's go and visit the sick!
[20:35] Princess
Seriously...
[20:37] Princess
You really made me worry.
[20:40] Youki
Sorry.
[20:41] Princess
But it was a pretty good torture idea.
[20:44] Princess
I gave in before I knew it.
[20:46] Princess
Here, drink up.
[20:50] Youki
Thanks.
[20:51] Princess
Do you have a fever?
[20:53] Princess
Does it hurt anywhere?
[20:55] Youki
Nah, I'm fine.
[20:57] Inki
It looks like her fever's gone down.
[21:00] Princess
I see, that's a relief.
[21:05] Youki
That feels so nice!
[21:07] Torture
Can you handle eating some congee?
[21:13] Princess
Here, You-chan.
[21:19] Youki
It's good!
[21:21] Youki
I might give in before I know it.
[21:27] Princess
Today's the one day where that's fine!
[21:29] Princess
Here, open up!
[23:04] Torture
How did you find today's secret?
[23:08] Torture
What?
[23:09] Torture
Is the hidden passage lit up?
[23:11] Torture
His Majesty would be scared in the dark?
[23:14] Torture
Yes, I'll ask.
[23:16] Kanadge
Also, the guys you took with you today.
[23:20] Kanadge
Administration is telling me they
haven't clocked out for the day yet.
[23:23] Torture
What?
[23:25] Torture
Ah.
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[00:11] Hell-Lord
Congratulations on passing the
Hellhorde Promotion Exam.
[00:16] Hell-Lord
You've gone from Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
to Awesome Great Cadet Inquisitor.
[00:23] Hell-Lord
That's my daughter for you.
SIGN Hell-Lord's Daughter
Awesome Great Cadet Inquisitor
Maomao-chan
[00:26] Maomao-Chan
Thank you very much, Papa.
[00:28] Maomao-Chan
I mean, Your Majesty.
[00:30] Hell-Lord
I will give you a reward.
[00:32] Hell-Lord
Whatever you want.
[00:34] Hell-Lord
A magic crystal skeleton?
[00:36] Hell-Lord
An evil dragon fang?
[00:38] Hell-Lord
Or perhaps a hydra scale?
[00:40] Hell-Lord
State your wish.
[00:44] Maomao-Chan
In that case...
[00:48] Maomao-Chan
I...
[00:49] Maomao-Chan
I want a piggyback ride...
[00:53] Hell-Lord
What?!
[00:54] Maomao-Chan
I know you're the Hell-Lord,
[00:56] Maomao-Chan
and appearances are important,
so I held back all this time...
[01:02] Maomao-Chan
But deep down, I want
piggyback rides and stuff.
[01:08] Maomao-Chan
Ah!
[01:08] Maomao-Chan
No, I'm sorry!
[01:11] Maomao-Chan
I was asking for too much.
[01:12] Hell-Lord
Of course!
[01:14] Maomao-Chan
Eh?
[01:15] Hell-Lord
I had been concerned about
appearances, too...
[01:18] Hell-Lord
but you know I'd love to
give you a piggyback ride!
[01:22] Maomao-Chan
Papa!
[01:23] Hell-Lord
Okay!
[01:25] Hell-Lord
You can ride piggyback as much as you want!
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[03:05] Maomao-Chan
I'm so high up!
[03:09] Maomao-Chan
I can almost reach the ceiling!
[03:13] Maomao-Chan
You sure are tall, Papa!
[03:15] Hell-Lord
But right now, you're even
taller, Maomao-chan.
[03:18] Maomao-Chan
Does that make me the tallest in the world?!
[03:21] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[03:22] Hell-Lord
Make sure you hold on tight.
[03:24] Hell-Lord
Watch out for the pointy bits of my horns.
[03:27] Maomao-Chan
'Kay!
[03:30] Maomao-Chan
Yay!
[03:35] Maomao-Chan
Thank you very much, Papa.
[03:37] Maomao-Chan
I had fun.
[03:39] Hell-Lord
Me too.
[03:40] Hell-Lord
That was nice.
[03:42] Hell-Lord
Letting loose instead of holding
yourself back, that is.
[03:47] Hell-Lord
Until now, to keep up appearances,
[03:50] Hell-Lord
I watched quietly in the back with my
arms folded at concerts.
[03:55] Hell-Lord
Starting next time, I'll go
a bit closer to the front!
[04:00] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh...
[04:02] Maomao-Chan
That's for the best, Papa!
[04:03] Hell-Lord
By the way, daughter of mine.
[04:05] Hell-Lord
Earlier, you said, "piggyback
rides and stuff."
[04:09] Hell-Lord
It sounds like there's more that you desire.
[04:11] Maomao-Chan
Huh?
[04:12] Maomao-Chan
I couldn't...
[04:13] Hell-Lord
It's fine by me!
[04:15] Hell-Lord
Tell me what you want!
[04:18] Maomao-Chan
Then...
[04:20] Maomao-Chan
Playing house.
[04:21] Hell-Lord
Mama!
[04:23] Hell-Lord
Food!
[04:24] Hell-Lord
I'm hungry, Mama!
[04:27] Maomao-Chan
Okay, it'll be ready in no time!
[04:32] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh...
[04:36] Maomao-Chan
Next up, a horsey ride!
[04:38] Hell-Lord
Neigh!
[04:40] Hell-Lord
Clip-clop, clip-clop...
[04:40] Maomao-Chan
Go, go!
[04:42] Hell-Lord
Neigh!
[04:43] Maomao-Chan
Welcome to my blue underground lake house!
[04:47] Maomao-Chan
Right this way.
[04:48] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[04:49] Hell-Lord
Thank you for inviting me over.
[04:51] Maomao-Chan
Hellvanian Families!
[04:55] Maomao-Chan
Also, also...
[04:58] Hell-Lord
There's still more?
[05:00] Hell-Lord
You truly are the Hell-Lord's daughter.
[05:03] Hell-Lord
Your desires are endless!
[05:05] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh!
[05:07] Maomao-Chan
Is that bad?
[05:08] Maomao-Chan
It's been so long since we
played together, Papa...
[05:12] Hell-Lord
It's fine by me!
[05:13] Hell-Lord
I am the Hell-Lord!
[05:14] Hell-Lord
All desires are mine for the taking!
[05:17] Hell-Lord
I will devour every last craving you have!
[05:21] Maomao-Chan
Yay!
[06:05] Hell-Lord
Go on.
[06:11] Hell-Lord
Whoa there.
SIGN The Hell-Lord and
Maomao-chan
played together
[07:03] Kanadge
Ah!
[07:05] Kanadge
Your Majesty!
[07:07] Kanadge
Where have you been?
[07:09] Kanadge
As for the secret that
Torture found out today...
[07:12] Hell-Lord
Shh.
[07:13] Hell-Lord
I'm retiring for the night.
[07:19] Kanadge
As you wish.
SIGN Papa, do your best at work
SIGN Picture Diary
SIGN Unruled
Notebook
SIGN Torture
SIGN The Royal
Empire's
password that
the Hell-Lord
previously lost
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
SIGN I love Papa
[07:51] Maomao-Chan
I love Papa!
[07:56] Princess
Bell Mall.
[07:58] Ex
Leaf.
[07:59] Princess
Fukudaya.
[08:00] Ex
Ashcan.
[08:01] Ex
Ah!
[08:02] Ex
I ended my word with an N!
[08:04] Ex
I'm impressed, Your Highness.
[08:06] Ex
You're even strong at shiritori!
[08:07] Ex
What a wide vocabulary you have.
[08:09] Princess
Who do you think you're dealing with here?
[08:13] Princess
Thanks to the advanced education I received
from the royal family's exclusive tutors,
[08:17] Princess
I happen to possess an extensive vocabulary.
[08:20] Princess
Winning at shiritori is as easy as pie!
[08:23] Princess
No, as easy as torture!
[08:24] Ex
Wow, Your Highness!
[08:28] Ex
But now that you mention it,
it's almost time for your torture.
[08:32] Ex
Is it really okay to be relaxing like this?
[08:34] Princess
It's fine, it's fine.
[08:36] Princess
I'm sure the torture
won't be anything scary.
[08:38] Ex
The jig is up if you admit that part.
[08:52] Torture
Apologies for the wait.
[08:58] Princess
Wha—?!
[09:08] Princess
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[09:13] Princess
She's brought out the big guns!
[09:15] Ex
A hot iron...
[09:17] Ex
Looks like the Hellhorde's
not playing around anymore.
[09:23] Ex
However, you've faced death many
times only to come out on top.
[09:27] Ex
It'll take more than that!
[09:29] Ex
Isn't that right, Your Highness?
[09:31] Princess
You betcha!
[09:32] Ex
You're shaking like a leaf!
[09:35] Ex
Are you okay, Your Highness?
[09:37] Ex
Could it be that your fortitude has weakened
from your prolonged imprisonment?
[09:41] Princess
You can't be serious, Ex.
[09:43] Princess
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
[09:47] Princess
Have faith in me!
[09:49] Ex
Your words sound promising, but
not with that look on your face!
[09:52] Torture
Now, Princess.
[09:54] Torture
Today's torture will be...
[10:00] Torture
Raclette cheese!
SIGN Moo
[10:04] Torture
I'll use this iron to heat up the cheese,
[10:06] Torture
so that it can be enjoyed in
a melty and delicious state.
[10:13] Princess
What a relief!
[10:14] Ex
Your Highness?!
[10:15] Princess
I'm so... I'm so relieved...
[10:19] Princess
I thought I was going to die...
[10:22] Ex
Your Highness, the torture hasn't begun yet.
[10:27] Princess
After being faced with the
terror of that hot iron,
[10:29] Princess
I can easily hold out against that cheese.
[10:43] Princess
It looks so good!
[10:46] Ex
She easily crumbled in no time!
[10:49] Princess
Cheese!
[10:50] Princess
Cheese!
[10:52] Princess
I bet it's amazing!
[10:54] Ex
So much for that vocabulary
from an advanced education.
[11:02] Princess
The cheese!
[11:04] Princess
The cheese is oozing down!
[11:07] Princess
Where are you going, cheese?!
[11:15] Princess
Cheesy-cheesy yum-yum!
[11:17] Ex
Has your brain melted
away, vocabulary and all?
SIGN The princess
confessed
[11:34] Princess
Delish!
[11:40] Torture
"Cheese and Kabao share
the same voice actor."
[11:44] Torture
His Majesty wasn't satisfied
with today's secret, either.
[11:47] Torture
It's true that His Majesty is
a big fan of voice actors.
[11:50] Torture
I wouldn't be surprised if he knew already.
[11:54] Torture
Which means for tomorrow...
[11:57] Torture
Ah.
[11:58] Torture
That's right.
[11:59] Torture
I can't torture her tomorrow.
[12:04] Princess
Cheese...
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[12:16] Torture
'Tis time for your routine
physical, Princess.
[12:20] Ex
Routine physical?
[12:22] Torture
Yes.
[12:23] Torture
It'll soon be one month since
the princess was captured.
[12:27] Torture
In order to lead a healthy
life in captivity,
[12:30] Torture
the Hellhorde conducts monthly
health check-ups on all prisoners.
[12:35] Ex
Now that's an unexpected benefit.
[12:37] Torture
And so, I shan't be torturing you today.
[12:41] Torture
I'll be administering a
routine physical instead.
[12:44] Princess
Routine... physical...
[12:46] Ex
Oh, does that go for that big guy as well?
[12:48] Torture
Indeed.
[12:51] Torture
Datarma has his check-up as well,
which is why I'm by myself today.
[12:56] Torture
Now, to begin, I'll be drawing your blood.
[12:59] Princess
I'll talk.
[13:00] Ex
What?!
[13:01] Ex
Wh-Wh-What's wrong, Your Highness?
[13:01] Princess
I'll talk... So please spare me...
[13:03] Ex
You're not being tortured today.
[13:06] Ex
Wait, are you scared of needles?
[13:09] Princess
Eep!
[13:10] Princess
C'mon!
[13:12] Princess
There's no way I'd be scared of needles!
[13:14] Princess
I just happened to almost
confess out of habit!
SIGN Confess out of habit?
[13:18] Ex
Confess out of habit?
[13:21] Ex
That's right.
[13:23] Ex
Your Highness may be royalty,
[13:25] Ex
but you were always at the very
front on the battlefield,
[13:27] Ex
receiving the most wounds in battle.
[13:30] Ex
You even reached the position of Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
[13:33] Ex
You couldn't possibly be scared of needles!
[13:36] Princess
Of course not, Ex!
SIGN Sharps Container
SIGN Rubbing Alcohol
SIGN Rubbing Alcohol
[13:48] Torture
Now then, Princess, let's get started...
[13:52] Ex
Your Highness?!
[13:56] Ex
You were so calm on the battlefield,
receiving wound after wound...
[13:59] Princess
I mean, c'mon!
[14:00] Princess
C'mon!
[14:02] Princess
Whoops...
SIGN Whoops...
[14:04] Princess
You're fine when you cut your
finger on paper by accident...
[14:06] Imaginary Man
Cut your finger.
SIGN Eek
[14:08] Princess
But it's scary if someone tells you,
"Cut your finger with paper right now!"
[14:12] Princess
First things first!
[14:13] Princess
Do you even know your way around a needle?!
[14:16] Princess
How do I know you won't mess up trying
to find a vein and make a huge mess?!
[14:22] Torture
I'll be fine.
[14:24] Torture
I used to work as a nurse.
[14:26] Princess
What?!
[14:28] Torture
Incidentally, this uniform is the
one I used to wear back then.
[14:32] Torture
So please, rest assured.
[14:34] Princess
Oh, I know.
[14:36] Princess
What if I defected?
[14:38] Princess
And joined the Hellhorde.
[14:38] Ex
Your Highness?!
[14:40] Princess
No! No needles!
[14:42] Ex
Not a scrap of shame, decency, or dignity.
[14:44] Princess
I'm scared of pain!
[14:45] Torture
Let me think.
[14:47] Torture
I'm not here to try and
hurt the princess, either.
SIGN Anesthetic Tape
[14:53] Torture
I do have this local anesthetic patch.
[14:57] Torture
I can use this to make the needle painless.
[15:00] Torture
But if I go to the trouble of using
it, I'd want a secret in exchange...
[15:04] Princess
The royal treasures are hidden in a
room on the east side of the castle!
[15:07] Ex
That was instant!
[15:13] Princess
Tell me when you're gonna poke me!
[15:15] Princess
Promise!
[15:15] Princess
No taking me by surprise!
[15:17] Princess
I'll spank you if you do that!
[15:19] Torture
There, all done!
[15:23] Torture
You were really brave, so
you get a bear sticker.
[15:28] Princess
It didn't hurt!
[15:29] Princess
Hooray for modern medicine!
SIGN The princess was
in good health
[15:40] Hell-Lord
I see.
[15:42] Hell-Lord
The royal treasures are in
a room on the east side.
[15:45] Kanadge
What do you think?
[15:47] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[15:48] Hell-Lord
I'd feel bad if we stole
their royal treasures.
SIGN 'Tis Time for
"Torture," Princess
[16:01] Louch
Your Highness.
[16:02] Louch
I apologize for being unable
to save you last time.
[16:05] Louch
I was so focused on my spell that I
didn't notice I had let go of you.
[16:11] Louch
This time, with my newly-acquired spell,
[16:15] Louch
I, Louch Brittan, the White Knight,
will be sure to save you!
[16:21] Louch
Please wait for me, Your Highness!
[16:36] Louch
Your Highness.
[16:38] Louch
Your Highness.
[16:41] Louch
Your Highness.
[16:43] Louch
It's been quite some time.
[16:44] Louch
Louch Brittan, White Knight
of the Imperial First Legion,
SIGN Imperial
First
Legion
SIGN Louch
Brittan
[16:48] Louch
has arrived to fetch Your
Highness once again.
[16:52] Louch
I'm sorry for letting my hands slip off
you halfway through last time.
[16:56] Princess
Ah, no, don't worry about it!
[16:57] Princess
I should be the one apologizing!
[17:00] Louch
This time, I've come with a spell that can
teleport Your Highness, no contact needed.
[17:05] Princess
Oh, a new spell in so little time?
[17:08] Princess
You're not in the First Legion for nothing!
[17:10] Louch
Oh, please, no.
[17:11] Louch
A genius, you say?
[17:12] Princess
I didn't go that far.
[17:13] Louch
Ah, if you'll excuse me for a moment.
[17:19] Louch
Now then, Your Highness.
[17:21] Louch
I've cast a sleeping spell throughout
the castle tonight as well.
[17:24] Louch
That said, let's act as
silently as possible.
[17:29] Princess
How will we make our escape this time?
[17:32] Louch
Allow me to explain.
[17:33] Louch
My new spell, Entity Displacement.
[17:36] Princess
Entity Displacement?
SIGN NOT TELEPORTED
SIGN CHANTING
[17:38] Louch
This spell creates an
expanding aura of mana,
[17:41] Louch
which teleports all matter within its range.
[17:43] Princess
Huh, that sure is a handy spell.
SIGN TELEPORTED
[17:46] Louch
However, the drawback is that living things
and objects can't travel at the same time,
[17:50] Louch
so your clothes and body end up
being teleporting separately.
[17:54] Princess
Eh?
[17:55] Louch
Your clothes will be teleported first.
[17:58] Princess
Huh?
[17:59] Princess
Hold it right—
[17:59] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[18:01] Princess
He's already in concentration mode!
[18:01] Louch
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
[18:03] Princess
Clothes and body separately, he says...
[18:04] Louch
Let my true form cross time and space,
[18:06] Louch
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[18:08] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[18:10] Louch
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
[18:10] Princess
My clothes are starting to
be teleported by themselves!
[18:12] Princess
If this keeps up...
[18:13] Princess
I'll end up buck naked!
[18:16] Princess
Heya.
[18:17] Princess
Wait, don't panic.
[18:17] Louch
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
[18:19] Princess
Calm down.
[18:20] Princess
Let's just calm down!
[18:21] Louch
Let my true form cross time and space,
[18:22] Princess
That's right.
[18:23] Princess
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
[18:23] Louch
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[18:29] Princess
I've faced all sorts of
hardships in the past.
[18:32] Princess
In comparison, exposing my
naked body is no big deal!
[18:37] Princess
I won't give in to the likes
of being stripped naked!
[18:42] Princess
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[18:44] Princess
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
[18:46] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[18:46] Princess
Stop, stop, stop!
[18:48] Louch
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
[18:48] Princess
Damn it, he's completely ignoring me!
[18:50] Princess
Seriously, how can he focus so intently?!
[18:51] Louch
Let my true form cross time and space,
SIGN 23rd
White Knight Cup
[18:54] Princess
He's like a shogi player mid-match!
[18:56] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[18:57] Princess
Wait, yeah.
[18:58] Louch
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
[18:59] Princess
If he's concentrating this hard,
[19:01] Princess
I don't need to worry about
being seen, even if I'm naked.
[19:01] Louch
Let my true form cross time and space,
[19:03] Louch
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[19:05] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[19:06] Princess
I almost panicked there.
[19:07] Louch
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
[19:08] Princess
If that's the case, I just need to sit
tight until the teleportation finishes...
[19:10] Louch
Let my true form cross time and space,
[19:11] Princess
Wait a second!
[19:12] Princess
Where am I being teleported to?!
[19:14] Princess
Wherever it is, I'm sure there are people
waiting there to act as support!
[19:19] Royal Physician B
Your Highness!
[19:20] Royal Physician B
Welcome back!
[19:22] Royal Physician A
She's naked!
[19:23] Royal Physician B
She's naked as a jaybird!
SIGN Blammo
[19:27] Princess
No way, not happening!
SIGN 23rd
White Knight Cup
[19:30] Princess
I'm left with no choice but
to defeat Louch yet again!
[19:34] Princess
But if I do that, I'll
remain a prisoner here.
[19:38] Princess
However...
[19:40] Princess
I'm sure Louch will come
to save me one more time.
[19:43] Princess
Then I defeat him.
[19:46] Princess
He comes to save me again.
[19:48] Princess
Defeat him.
[19:49] Princess
Again and again.
SIGN 23rd
White Knight Cup
[19:51] Princess
The very definition of sennichite*!
SIGN Sennichite
[19:54] Narration
Sennichite.
[19:55] Narration
When the same position is repeated
four times in a game of shogi.
[19:59] Narration
If this happens, the game is deemed a draw.
[20:03] Princess
No deal!
[20:04] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:04] Princess
It doesn't count as a draw in real life!
[20:06] Louch
Free my flesh from...
SIGN 23rd
White Knight Cup
[20:07] Princess
I need to do something about this.
[20:09] Louch
I'll save Her Highness!
[20:12] Louch
...and behold my soul.
[20:14] Louch
I swear it.
[20:15] Louch
...and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[20:17] Louch
I'll be her savior!
[20:20] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:21] Princess
Stop, stop!
[20:22] Louch
I'll be the one to save her!
[20:24] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:27] Princess
My belly button!
[20:27] Louch
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
[20:30] Louch
Let my true form cross time and space,
[20:31] Louch
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[20:33] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:35] Louch
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
[20:38] Louch
Let my true form cross time and space,
[20:39] Princess
I can't bear ending up buck naked...
[20:40] Louch
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
[20:43] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:45] Louch
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
[20:45] Princess
Mordred Sword!
SIGN Mordred
Sword
SIGN Traitor's
Blow
[20:58] Princess
I'm sorry, Louch.
[21:05] Torture
My word.
[21:06] Torture
How did you manage to tear up your
clothes like this in your sleep?
[21:12] Princess
Thanks for getting me new clothes.
[21:16] Ex
What in the world happened last night?
[21:18] Princess
Well, you know, stuff.
SIGN Behind Hellholm,
The Woeful
Wastelands
[23:19] Kanadge
His Majesty is... working out...
[23:21] Hell-Lord
I need to slowly get my
body warmed up again.
[23:26] Hell-Lord
I wouldn't want to suffer a fall during
the parent participation events.
[23:34] Narration
One week left until Maomao-chan's field day!
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[00:00] Narration
Many moons have passed since the Imperial
Army went to war with the Hellhorde.
[00:08] Narration
The royal princess, Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion,
[00:12] Narration
ends up being taken prisoner
in the midst of fierce battle.
[00:18] Narration
Subjected to all manners of
torture day in and day out,
[00:24] Narration
she endures these indignities
without so much as a peep.
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
[00:29] Narration
She reveals not the secrets
of the Royal Empire.
SIGN Dumb Face-o-Meter
[00:32] Narration
Yes, by no means will she speak.
[00:36] Narration
The princess does not give in.
[00:38] Narration
No, she will never give in!
[00:43] Narration
And so, the torture continues
today, yet again...
[00:55] Princess
So cute!
SIGN Krall Regiment
Snowball
[00:58] Princess
They're healing my soul!
SIGN Krall Regiment
Callie
[01:01] Princess
Meow, what's gotten into you?
[01:04] Princess
Purr-haps you wanna hear a secret?
[01:06] Princess
Actually, the king...
[01:07] Ex
Your Highness!
[01:09] Ex
Why are you offering secrets?!
[01:11] Princess
That was close!
[01:12] Princess
They're just too darn cute!
[01:15] Krall
Isn't it a bit late to
be taking that attitude?
[01:20] Krall
Princess, it's time for some torture!
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[02:55] Krall
Princess, it's time for some torture!
[02:59] Krall
How about it, Princess?
[03:01] Krall
For today's torture, Callie
loves to snuggle up,
[03:06] Krall
and Snowball loves sleeping
in people's laps!
[03:10] Krall
It's totally impossible to hold
out against such cuteness!
[03:13] Princess
Curses!
[03:14] Ex
I bet Her Highness is going
to spill the beans again...
[03:18] Princess
Hey!
[03:19] Princess
It's true that in the past, I almost gave in
to Maomao-chan and Hngy-Baby's cuteness...
[03:25] Princess
But I've never once confessed
because they were cute!
[03:29] Ex
Now that you mention it!
[03:30] Ex
Wait, you were about to talk just now...
[03:32] Princess
I held out, didn't I?
[03:34] Princess
A testament to my willpower!
[03:36] Ex
Oh...
[03:37] Princess
Anyway, Krall-chan!
[03:39] Princess
Cuteness alone...
[03:42] Princess
won't be enough to make me fold!
[03:45] Krall
I see.
[03:47] Krall
But you haven't seen the worst
part of this torture yet!
[03:53] Princess
Bluffing, I see.
[03:55] Princess
Kitties are at their max cuteness
from the very beginning.
[03:58] Princess
It can't go any higher!
[04:01] Krall
I knew that all along, baby!
[04:07] Ex
What's the matter, Your Highness?
[04:09] Princess
Well...
[04:14] Krall
Looks like it's started.
[04:17] Krall
Your legs have gone numb!
[04:20] Princess
You fiend!
[04:22] Princess
Could it be that from the moment
you placed Snowball in my lap...
[04:26] Krall
Yep!
[04:27] Krall
This was my goal all along!
[04:29] Ex
If your legs are numb, can't you
just move the white cat off you?
[04:34] Princess
Ex.
[04:36] Princess
I can't do that.
[04:38] Ex
What?
[04:39] Princess
If I did that...
[04:42] Princess
I would wake Snowball up!
SIGN Zzz
Zzz...
[04:46] Krall
What are you gonna do, Princess?
[04:48] Krall
I can gently take Snowball into my arms
without waking her up, if you want.
[04:55] Princess
Don't underestimate me.
[04:57] Princess
I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[05:01] Princess
I've fought my way to victory
while enduring serious wounds.
[05:06] Princess
Compared to that, these
numb legs are no big deal!
[05:11] Princess
I'll withstand the pain
until Snowball wakes up!
[05:16] Krall
Really?
[05:18] Krall
Don't forget, Snowball's
not the only kitty here.
[05:27] Princess
Callie!
[05:29] Krall
Callie loves to snuggle up...
[05:34] Princess
Don't do it, Callie!
[05:38] Princess
I know you want to, but please...
[05:41] Princess
I'm begging you, Callie!
[05:43] Princess
Spare me! Please, spare me!
SIGN The princess
confessed
[05:58] Ex
Are you okay, Your Highness?!
[06:03] Princess
Darn you, Callie!
[06:05] Princess
You may look cute, but
that's downright mean!
[06:08] Princess
Unforgivable!
[06:09] Princess
I'll never forgive you!
[06:16] Princess
All forgiven!
[06:17] Ex
Your Highness?!
[06:19] Princess
Krall-chan, can I play with Callie?
[06:22] Krall
You betcha, baby!
[06:25] Princess
Here, this is payback!
[06:28] Princess
Nuzzle, nuzzle!
[06:30] Krall
Princess, wanna give her a snack?
[06:32] Princess
Yeah, totally!
[06:38] Princess
You're so adorable!
[06:42] Krall
Did you get sick of being held, Snowball?
[06:47] Ex
Ah! A little higher!
[06:51] Torture
They truly are elite members
of the therapeutic unit.
[06:56] Torture
What did he think of today's secret?
[06:59] Kanadge
His Majesty actually left early today to
prepare for important business tomorrow.
[07:05] Torture
What?
[07:06] Kanadge
Tomorrow is Princess
Maomao-chan's field day.
SIGN Today's Event
Hellholm
Pre-School
Field Day
SIGN Hellgrove Park
[07:10] Kanadge
His Majesty's waking up early to line
up and secure a spot for his family.
SIGN Line
ends
here
[07:15] Torture
I see.
[07:17] Torture
That is of the utmost importance.
[07:21] Torture
Field day...
[07:24] Torture
I'll need to go to cheer her on!
[07:29] Torture
I must make a packed lunch
and invite the princess!
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
SIGN Field Day
[07:42] Song Recording
Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom
SIGN Hellholm Pre-School
SIGN Hellholm Pre-School
[07:46] Song Recording
Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom
SIGN Hell-Lord
SIGN Main Desk
[07:50] Song Recording
Pre Pre-School
[07:53] Song Recording
Pre Pre-School
SIGN Hellholm Pre-School
SIGN Hellholm Pre-School
[08:02] Emcee
That was the second-year class with
the Hellholm Pre-School March!
[08:06] Princess
Ah, so adorable!
[08:09] Princess
I don't know them, but they're cute.
[08:11] Princess
I'll talk.
[08:12] Ex
Your Highness?
[08:14] Princess
When's Maomao-chan's event?
[08:16] Torture
Let's see...
[08:18] Torture
It's coming up next, actually.
[08:20] Torture
See, she's waiting at the entrance gate.
[08:23] Princess
You're right!
[08:24] Princess
Hey! Maomao-chan!
[08:29] Emcee
The next event will be the
third-year class race!
[08:34] Hell-Lord
Blast it! How maddening!
[08:37] Hell-Lord
Maomao-chan's big moment is here,
yet this camera is broken!
[08:42] Hell-Lord
Curse you, humans!
[08:45] Kanadge
Your Majesty, the humans
are not to blame here.
[08:48] Kanadge
You forgot to take the lens cap off.
[08:50] Emcee
Okay, everyone who's up next,
please wait at the starting line!
[08:55] Makki
I won't lose!
[08:57] Youki
Oh!
[08:58] Youki
Insuke's next to Princess Maomao-chan!
[09:01] Princess
Insuke?
[09:02] Inki
M-My little brother.
SIGN Inki's Little Brother
Insuke
[09:05] Inki
Look, over there.
[09:07] Princess
I see him!
[09:07] Princess
He looks like you!
[09:09] Torture
They're about to begin.
[09:11] Teacher
On your marks!
[09:13] Teacher
Get set!
[09:16] Emcee
They're off to a good start!
[09:18] Hell-Lord
You can do it!
[09:20] Emcee
Okay, everyone! Best of luck!
[09:23] Torture
Princess Maomao-chan...
[09:25] Group
Insuke! Go get 'em!
[09:27] Princess
Go Maomao-chan!
[09:40] Emcee
Goal!
[09:43] Youki
Awesome!
[09:44] Inki
Insuke's the winner!
[09:46] Ex
Huh? Is that okay?
[09:48] Ex
Winning against the Hell-Lord's daughter.
[09:51] Youki
She may be His Majesty's kid,
but this is a fair race!
[09:55] Youki
Insuke! You did great!
[09:58] Princess
Maomao-chan! You tried your best!
[10:01] Hell-Lord
That's my daughter for you.
[10:04] Hell-Lord
Excellent running.
[10:07] Narration
The field day continues!
[10:27] Princess
So cute, so cute!
[10:30] Torture
It's great seeing these
young kids try their best.
[10:33] Torture
Princess.
[10:34] Torture
We're going to go help move some
equipment for the afternoon events.
[10:39] Youki
We'll be back soon.
[10:40] Princess
Sure, see you later!
[10:43] Emcee
Next up, the third-year class
parent participation event,
[10:47] Emcee
Tag Team Kangaroo!
[10:49] Princess
Ah!
[10:49] Princess
There's Maomao-chan!
[10:52] Ex
Parent event?
[10:54] Ex
So that must mean...
[11:06] Princess
That's...
[11:10] Princess
the Hell-Lord!
[11:15] Princess
The Hell-Lord.
[11:16] Emcee
Guardians, please line up
at the starting position!
[11:17] Princess
It's my first time seeing him.
[11:20] Emcee
Get set!
[11:20] Princess
So that's the empire's...
[11:25] Princess
No, humanity's enemy!
[11:28] Princess
The embodiment of evil!
[11:31] Princess
Ruler of all monsters!
[11:33] Princess
Their fearsome leader!
[11:35] Princess
A symbol of absolute power!
[11:38] Princess
Nah, that can't be him.
[11:40] Princess
There's no way that's the Hell-Lord.
[11:42] Ex
Yes, I'm sure he's just a body double.
[11:44] Ex
The Hell-Lord would never
come to a school field day.
[11:50] Kanadge
Excellent work out there, Your Majesty.
[11:54] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
SIGN Hellholm Pre-School
[11:56] Hell-Lord
I see the princess has come to watch.
[11:59] Kanadge
Yes.
[12:00] Kanadge
It seems she's enjoying the proceedings.
[12:03] Hell-Lord
Not a care in the world, I see.
[12:05] Hell-Lord
Unaware of the hellish fate that
awaits her in the afternoon.
[12:10] Kanadge
Hellish fate?
[12:11] Hell-Lord
After hearing that the princess was
here, I made some preparations.
[12:16] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[12:18] Hell-Lord
For a face-to-face battle
between the two of us!
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
SIGN Hellgrove Park
SIGN Today's Event
Hellholm Pre-School
Field Day
[12:35] Emcee
We will now be taking a break for lunch.
[12:43] Princess
Wow, lunchboxes!
[12:45] Insuke
Whoa, that looks great!
[12:47] Youki
What a feast!
[12:49] Princess
Did you make this yourself, Torture?
[12:51] Torture
I hope you find it agreeable.
[12:54] Inki
Y-You're awesome, Grand Inquisitor!
[12:57] Youki
Yeah, yeah!
[12:58] Princess
Torture!
[13:00] Princess
Thanks!
[13:05] Insuke
Yay! Let's dig in already!
[13:09] Princess
Is this another torture method?!
[13:10] Torture
Today is Saturday.
[13:12] Torture
We've never tortured you
on weekends, have we?
[13:15] Ex
No toxic overwork in the Hellhorde, huh?
[13:17] Princess
I guess that's true!
[13:20] Princess
Time to eat!
[13:22] Group
Let's eat!
[13:24] Princess
First, some fried chicken!
[13:29] Princess
Mm, so good!
[13:32] Torture
I'm afraid the fried chicken
is frozen rather than homemade.
[13:35] Princess
Frozen fried chicken usually isn't crispy
or tender, but it's still good somehow!
[13:41] Youki
What do you like best, Insuke?
[13:43] Insuke
The salmon rice ball for me!
[13:45] Inki
I think I like the sausages the best.
[13:48] Inki
They're twice as delicious when
they're shaped like octopuses!
[13:52] Youki
You're right!
[13:54] Youki
Octopus sausages rule!
[13:59] Princess
It's nice eating lunch outside like this.
[14:02] Princess
Oh!
[14:03] Princess
Maomao-chan's eating lunch with
her surrogate guardian, too!
[14:07] Ex
That's quite the prime location.
[14:09] Ex
Do you think they used the
Hell-Lord's authority?
SIGN The Hell-Lord worked hard to secure this spot
[14:15] Youki
Last one's all mine!
[14:17] Inki
Ah, there's no more fried chicken!
[14:20] Princess
You don't hold back, You-chan!
[14:22] Youki
Yummy!
[14:23] Insuke
The shrimp patty's mine!
[14:25] Princess
Meat, meat!
[14:27] Youki
Fried shrimp for me!
[14:28] Insuke
Me too!
[14:30] Torture
Hey!
[14:32] Torture
Make sure you all eat your veggies as well!
[14:35] Group
Yes!
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
[14:41] Emcee
We will now begin the field
day afternoon program.
SIGN Hellgrove Park
[14:45] Krall
Hngy-Baby, they're having their field day!
[14:49] Emcee
Our next event is the third-year
class borrowing race!
[14:54] Insuke
All right, time for our final battle!
[14:56] Maomao-Chan
Insuke-kun, I won't lose this time!
[14:59] Princess
Maomao-chan, you got this!
[15:01] Group
Go Insuke!
[15:04] Kanadge
Please let me handle the camera.
[15:07] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[15:09] Hell-Lord
It seems you've managed to work it out.
[15:13] Hell-Lord
This borrowing race is where the princess
and I will have our face-to-face battle!
[15:19] Kanadge
I had no idea!
SIGN What is a "borrowing race"?
A simple explanation
[15:22] Narration
What is a "borrowing race"?
[15:26] Narration
You run until you reach the piece
of paper placed on the track,
SIGN Hat
[15:29] Narration
borrow the item written on the
piece of paper from the audience,
[15:33] Narration
and run with it to the finish line!
[15:36] Narration
In other words, a scavenger hunt!
SIGN °Children who can't read yet can ask
a teacher standing by
[15:42] Hell-Lord
I arranged beforehand the prompt
that Maomao-chan will get.
[15:47] Kanadge
What?!
SIGN Someone
you
like
[15:49] Hell-Lord
Her prompt is "someone you like."
[15:53] Hell-Lord
I'm certain that Maomao-chan will choose me!
[15:57] Hell-Lord
I hear the princess gets along with
Maomao-chan, but friendship only goes so far.
[16:03] Hell-Lord
I'll show her our unbreakable
bond and put her in her place!
[16:10] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh-heh.
[16:17] Emcee
Okay, they're all off to a good start!
[16:20] Emcee
They're starting to pick up the
papers with their prompts.
[16:22] Emcee
What will they find written on there?
SIGN Someone
you
like
[16:27] Maomao-Chan
Someone you like?
SIGN Someone
you
like
SIGN Minivan
[16:30] Insuke
Minivan?
[16:33] Emcee
Oh!
[16:33] Emcee
It looks like Princess Maomao-chan's
prompt is "someone you like!"
[16:37] Princess
Huh?
[16:38] Princess
What if she ends up picking me?
[16:40] Princess
If the enemy empire's princess showed
up at the Hellhorde's field day,
[16:44] Princess
you think that'd cause problems?
[16:46] Ex
What?
[16:47] Ex
Isn't it a bit late for that?
[16:48] Makki
Hey!
[16:49] Makki
Does anyone here have a sacred blade?
SIGN Sacred blade
[16:53] Ex
You rang?
[16:54] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[16:56] Hell-Lord
Guess I should get going.
[17:04] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[17:07] Maomao-Chan
Come with me!
[17:09] Emcee
Now then, who has Princess
Maomao-chan picked?
[17:15] Emcee
It's Her Majesty!
[17:18] Emcee
No one can challenge a mother's throne!
[17:21] Maomao-Chan
Mama, hurry up!
SIGN Queen
Lulune
[17:25] Lulune
I won't lose!
[17:38] Hell-Lord
I really am quite busy, with my address
at the closing ceremony and all,
[17:42] Hell-Lord
so I would have been at a loss if
she asked me in the first place.
[17:46] Hell-Lord
Maomao-chan was just being thoughtful,
so it's not that she prefers Lulune over me.
[17:50] Hell-Lord
Any Hell-Lord would feel the same way...
[17:51] Kanadge
Slow down!
[17:53] Princess
Maomao-chan's mom is so pretty!
[17:56] Inki
You can do it, Insuke!
[17:59] Princess
Maomao-chan, don't give up!
SIGN Your fave
[18:03] Preschooler A
Hey missy, can I borrow that bear?
[18:07] Krall
You betcha, baby!
[18:10] Maomao-Chan
We're gonna get first place together, Mama!
[18:19] Ex
What kind of punishment is this?!
[18:21] Insuke
Hey!
[18:23] Insuke
Why can't this thing go any faster?
[18:27] Emcee
Everyone's running toward the finish line!
[18:31] Emcee
Who will take first?
[18:36] Emcee
It's Princess Maomao-chan!
[18:41] Princess
You did it, Maomao-chan!
[18:43] Torture
What a close race!
[18:46] Maomao-Chan
Mama!
[18:48] Lulune
You did great.
[18:50] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh-heh...
[18:55] Emcee
To wrap things up, let's all dance
to the Hellholm Pre-School March!
[19:00] Emcee
Everyone in the audience,
please feel free to join in!
[19:04] Princess
Huh? Can I dance as well?
[19:06] Youki
Yeah, go for it!
[19:08] Inki
We do it every year!
[19:10] Torture
We're all ready to go, too!
SIGN Hellholm Pre-School
SIGN Hellholm Pre-School
[19:22] Group
Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
[19:26] Group
Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
[19:30] Group
Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
[19:34] Group
Pre Pre-School!
[19:38] Group
Pre Pre-School!
[19:48] Emcee
And now for the closing ceremony
address from His Majesty.
SIGN Hellholm Pre-School
[19:52] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[19:54] Hell-Lord
I've witnessed all of
your growth here today.
[19:58] Hell-Lord
Today's field day was a success
[20:01] Hell-Lord
thanks to the hard work each
and every one of you put in.
[20:06] Hell-Lord
I hope you all take pride in that fact.
[20:09] Princess
The Hell-Lord's body double
gives a good speech.
[20:12] Ex
Absolutely.
[20:14] Hell-Lord
All of you here...
[20:18] Hell-Lord
get these bear medals as a reward!
[20:29] Maomao-Chan
Missy!
[20:33] Princess
Maomao-chan!
[20:34] Maomao-Chan
Yay!
[20:36] Princess
I saw how great you did out there!
[20:38] Maomao-Chan
Yeah!
[20:39] Maomao-Chan
I got to be number one!
[20:42] Princess
Mm-hmm!
[20:44] Lulune
Hello there.
[20:47] Lulune
Thank you for always looking
after my daughter.
[20:49] Princess
Not at all!
[20:50] Princess
It's always a pleasure
to be tortured by her.
[20:55] Princess
Maomao-chan's mother...
[20:58] Princess
She seems so nice.
[21:04] Maomao-Chan
Bye-bye, missy!
[21:07] Maomao-Chan
See you later!
[21:08] Princess
Bye-bye!
[21:10] Torture
'Tis time for us to make
our return, Princess.
[21:13] Inki
Princess-chan, if you don't hurry up...
[21:16] Youki
We'll leave you behind!
[21:18] Princess
Sorry! I'll be right there!
[21:28] Princess
That was so much fun!
SIGN The princess
confessed
[21:33] Ex
Why?
[23:06] Hell-Lord
Maomao-chan!
[23:08] Hell-Lord
Which picture book should I...
[23:11] Lulune
Shh!
SIGN Morning for Pighoof
[23:18] Lulune
She's already fast asleep.
[23:20] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[23:21] Hell-Lord
Looks like I don't get to read
her a picture book tonight.
SIGN Morning for Pighoof
[23:28] Lulune
Good night.
[23:30] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[23:31] Hell-Lord
Sweet dreams.
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SIGN University
Info Session
SIGN Career
[00:13] (Flashback) Youki
Not much time left to pick a career path.
SIGN Youki & Inki
As Students
[00:16] (Flashback) Youki
Have you decided already, In-chan?
[00:18] (Flashback) Inki
Yep.
[00:20] (Flashback) Inki
I want to put a smile on people's faces.
[00:23] (Flashback) Inki
Entertain them.
[00:24] (Flashback) Inki
That's the kind of job I've always wanted.
[00:31] (Flashback) Inki
That's why I'm going to join
the Hellhorde as a torturer.
[00:35] (Flashback) Youki
Huh?
[00:36] (Flashback) Youki
I don't know much about it, but
is that what torturers do?
[00:39] (Flashback) Inki
Yeah.
[00:40] (Flashback) Inki
I heard that wasn't the case in the past,
[00:42] (Flashback) Inki
but that's what it's like lately.
[00:44] (Flashback) Youki
Huh, it might be perfect for you then.
[00:48] (Flashback) Inki
Thanks.
[00:50] (Flashback) Inki
But if I want to be one, I can't
be so nervous all the time.
[00:56] (Flashback) Youki
You think?
[00:57] (Flashback) Youki
That's just who you are.
[01:00] (Flashback) Youki
What should I do?
[01:04] (Flashback) Inki
Wh-Why don't you...
[01:10] (Flashback) Inki
Nah, never mind.
[01:13] (Flashback) Inki
I want to ask her to become
a torturer with me.
[01:18] (Flashback) Inki
But You-chan should be the one
to decide her own future.
[01:25] (Flashback) Youki
What do you think?
[01:27] (Flashback) Youki
What would be good for me?
[01:30] (Flashback) Inki
Um...
[01:32] (Flashback) Inki
What about... something you enjoy doing?
[01:35] (Flashback) Inki
Or an activity you've
spent a lot of time on.
[01:37] (Flashback) Inki
You could find a job related to that.
[01:43] (Flashback) Youki
I like lots of things, but
doing them for a living?
[01:47] (Flashback) Youki
As for activities I've spent time on...
[01:52] (Flashback) Youki
Okay!
[01:54] (Flashback) Youki
I'll become a torturer, too!
[01:57] (Flashback) Inki
What?
[01:58] (Flashback) Inki
Wh-Why?
[02:00] (Flashback) Youki
Well...
[02:02] (Flashback) Youki
I've spent the most time
being friends with you!
[02:11] (Flashback) Youki
So I guess we'll be sticking together!
[02:14] (Flashback) Youki
If I get accepted.
[02:16] (Flashback) Inki
Sounds good to me!
[02:28] Group
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
SIGN Hellhorde Promotion
Exam in Session
[02:31] Group
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
[02:50] Youki
How's that?
[02:51] Inki
Your Majesty!
[03:05] Hell-Lord
You fail.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[04:43] Youki
Princess-chan!
[04:44] Inki
We failed our promotion exam.
[04:47] Youki
What should we do to get promoted?
[04:50] Ex
Why are you asking Her Highness?
[04:52] Ex
We're your enemies.
[04:53] Princess
Ex.
[04:54] Princess
These two may be my enemies,
but we're also friends.
[04:58] Ex
Can those things be true at the same time?
[05:01] Youki
What's wrong with asking her?
[05:03] Inki
Ah, is it almost time for your torture?
[05:07] Princess
It's fine.
[05:10] Princess
I'm all done with today's torture!
[05:15] Princess
I see.
[05:17] Princess
To become a harm-marshal,
[05:19] Princess
you need to torture the Hell-Lord
and get him to reveal a secret.
[05:24] Youki
It's real tough.
[05:26] Inki
The lieutorment exam was a lot easier.
[05:29] Princess
What'd you do for that?
[05:31] Youki
You just need to pass a written
test and a simple practical exam,
[05:34] Youki
and then take a learning course.
[05:35] Ex
Are you getting a moped license?!
[05:37] Princess
Let me think.
[05:39] Princess
When facing a fearsome foe, it's
important to know your opponent.
[05:45] Princess
For example, when I fought against
someone who was very well-protected...
[05:50] Princess
I observed him as closely as I could,
[05:52] Princess
and found the weak points in his armor,
[05:56] Princess
which is how I defeated him.
[05:59] Princess
Don't let yourself be
intimidated by your target,
[06:02] Princess
and calmly assess the situation.
[06:05] Youki
Makes sense.
[06:06] Princess
As an example, the Hell-Lord has
his own preferences, right?
[06:10] Princess
If you know what he likes, you
can use that in your torture.
[06:14] Inki
What His Majesty likes...
[06:16] Youki
What he likes...
[06:20] Group
Ah!
[06:21] Princess
Looks like you've figured it out.
[06:23] Youki
Yep!
[06:24] Inki
We... We can pass with this!
[06:27] Princess
So, when's the next promotion exam?
[06:31] Youki
If we ask His Majesty,
we can take it any time.
[06:34] Ex
They're like lessons that are
just held in some random guy's house!
[06:38] Group
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
SIGN Hellhorde Promotion
Exam in Session
[06:53] Hell-Lord
Hmph.
[06:54] Hell-Lord
What do you expect me to make of
the same torture as last time?
[06:59] Inki
N-Now!
[07:03] Maomao-Chan
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
[07:07] Hell-Lord
Ma...
[07:08] Hell-Lord
Maomao-chan!
[07:11] Maomao-Chan
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
[07:11] Youki
Well, Your Majesty?
[07:13] Inki
The only way to join in is giving a secret!
[07:15] Inki
Tell us your secret!
[07:17] Maomao-Chan
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
[07:29] Hell-Lord
When it's the last battle in
the final episode of an anime,
[07:32] Hell-Lord
it gets me every time when
they play the opening song!
[07:37] Group
We did it!
[07:56] Group
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
SIGN Youki, Inki, and Maomao-chan
received promotions
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
SIGN On Duty Next Week:
Bruse the Destroyer
SIGN Hellhorde News (for Torturers)
SIGN Keep
doors
and
windows
locked.
[08:16] Princess
That was a great bath.
[08:19] Giant
I feel so warm.
[08:22] Giant
What do you do about baths on
the days I don't invite you?
[08:27] Princess
I just use the shower next to my jail cell.
[08:30] Giant
So your jail cell has a shower.
[08:34] Giant
Ah!
[08:36] Giant
Princess-chan, are you done
with your torture for today?
[08:40] Princess
I caved.
[08:41] Princess
All that's left is to go to sleep.
[08:43] Giant
In that case...
[08:45] Giant
Wanna stop by the corner
store to get ice cream?
[08:51] Princess
Totally!
[09:11] Princess
The cool wind feels so
nice right after a bath.
[09:15] Giant
Walking outside at night
always gets me excited.
[09:20] Giant
Everything's so quiet, and it's thrilling how
different it feels being out here in the dark.
[09:26] Giant
I'd say it's even a little bit scary.
[09:28] Giant
But that just adds to the fun.
[09:30] Princess
Huh...
[09:33] Princess
You think going on a walk is fun?
[09:36] Princess
I've never thought of walking as being fun.
[09:42] Princess
In the empire, I wasn't permitted
to freely go outside.
[09:46] Princess
I've led military marches,
[09:49] Princess
but that's just walking along
a predetermined route.
[09:59] Giant
Princess-chan.
[10:00] Giant
Why don't we take a few steps back
and go down that path instead?
[10:04] Princess
Huh? Is that way shorter?
[10:07] Giant
Nope, it's a bit of a detour.
[10:10] Princess
What?
[10:10] Princess
Then why would we take that path?
[10:13] Giant
I was hoping to walk with you
for a little bit longer.
[10:19] Giant
I want you to learn how fun
it is to go on a walk.
[10:23] Princess
Master Mama...
[10:26] Princess
In that case, I'm ready for you to teach me!
[10:28] Giant
Sure.
[10:50] Giant
It's clear out tonight, so you can make
out the Winter Triangle really well.
[10:56] Princess
Huh? What's that?
[10:58] Giant
Do you see that star?
[11:02] Giant
The one that's slightly red.
[11:04] Princess
Oh, that one?
[11:05] Giant
Yep.
[11:07] Giant
That's Betelgeuse, part of
the constellation Orion.
[11:10] Giant
And the bright star to the bottom left
of that is Sirius, in Canis Major.
[11:15] Giant
To the left of that is
Procyon, in Canis Minor.
[11:20] Giant
The triangle that these three create
is called the Winter Triangle.
[11:26] Princess
Huh, really?
[11:30] Princess
That Canis Major star is really bright.
[11:33] Giant
Yep.
[11:35] Giant
Sirius is the brightest
star in the night sky.
[11:40] Princess
Large and bright, kindly
shining down on everyone.
[11:45] Princess
That star is a little like you, Master Mama.
[11:50] Giant
Then would that make you Procyon?
[11:53] Giant
A cute, adorable little puppy.
[11:55] Princess
What?
[11:56] Princess
I'm the proud Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion.
[12:03] Princess
That'd mean that red star is...
[12:07] Princess
Torture!
[12:07] Giant
Torture-san!
[12:17] Princess
I've never taken the time to look
at the stars like this before.
[12:22] Princess
I never realized that there were
so many kinds, so many names...
[12:29] Princess
That they were so pretty...
[12:34] Giant
There's still plenty out there.
[12:37] Giant
Things you don't know.
[12:39] Giant
Pretty things you haven't seen yet.
[12:43] Giant
We can walk together and
take our time finding them.
[12:48] Princess
Master Mama...
[12:50] Princess
Yeah!
[12:52] Princess
Ah!
[13:02] Giant
What did you wish for?
[13:05] Princess
That's a secret.
[13:06] Princess
What about you?
[13:07] Giant
Mmm...
[13:09] Giant
That's a secret!
[13:11] Princess
That's not fair!
[13:12] Giant
Sure it is!
[13:14] Princess
Ah!
[13:15] Princess
Those two stars next to each other
look like In-chan and You-chan!
SIGN Bank
[13:25] Princess
Meat buns rule!
[13:28] Giant
We came all this way for ice cream,
[13:30] Giant
but we ended up in the mood for meat
buns after walking in the cold.
[13:35] Princess
That road was a way bigger
detour than I expected.
[13:40] Giant
Sorry about that.
[13:41] Giant
Looks like I was thinking
of a different path.
[13:44] Princess
Not a problem since this
meat bun's delicious.
SIGN Oden Fair
[13:48] Giant
Should we try a different
path on our way back?
[13:50] Princess
Yeah!
[13:53] Princess
Master Mama.
[13:54] Giant
Hm?
[13:57] Princess
Walking sure is fun.
[14:01] Giant
Glad to hear it!
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[14:15] Narration
Many moons have passed since the Imperial
Army went to war with the Hellhorde.
[14:22] Narration
The royal princess, Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion,
[14:26] Narration
ends up being taken prisoner
in the midst of fierce battle.
[14:32] Narration
Subjected to all manners of
torture day in and day out,
[14:38] Narration
she endures these indignities
without so much as a peep.
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
[14:43] Narration
She reveals not the secrets
of the Royal Empire.
SIGN Dumb Face-o-Meter
[14:46] Narration
Yes, by no means will she speak.
[14:50] Narration
The princess does not give in.
[14:52] Narration
No, she will never give in!
[14:57] Narration
And so, the torture continues
today, yet again...
[15:18] Vanilla
So Youki and Inki are harm-marshals now...
SIGN Hellhorde News (for Torturers)
SIGN A Hellhorde Newsletter Publication
SIGN It's gotten colder out,
so I hope you're watching out for colds.
I hear His Majesty bought a new blanket.
Moving on to this month's promotions.
SIGN - Harm-Marshal
SIGN Youki, Inki
SIGN - Lieutorment
SIGN Mokokon
[15:22] Vanilla
They made it to harm-marshal
with those tame tortures?
[15:27] Vanilla
Torture is supposed to make them cry,
scream, and beg from terror to get a confession.
[15:36] Vanilla
Just you wait, Princess.
[15:39] Vanilla
I'll be the one to teach you.
[15:42] Vanilla
The true meaning of torture, that is.
[15:50] Vanilla
Time for your torture, Princess!
[15:55] Torture
May I introduce you to
Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz.
[15:58] Torture
She's volunteered herself for
today's torture session.
[16:01] Ex
Peschutz?!
[16:02] Ex
That Peschutz?
[16:04] Princess
You've heard that name before, Ex?
[16:06] Ex
The vampire clan of Peschutz.
[16:09] Ex
It's said that they're the most ruthlessly
brutal members of the Hellhorde.
[16:14] Vanilla
That's right.
[16:15] Vanilla
I'm the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz,
[16:18] Vanilla
Vanilla Peschutz.
[16:20] Vanilla
From what I hear, you've been subjected
to some real toothless torture.
[16:27] Vanilla
That's why I'm here today to teach you...
[16:31] Vanilla
the fear and despair that
comes with real torture.
[16:44] Vanilla
My torture is this roller coaster!
[16:48] Vanilla
And it's no ordinary roller coaster!
[16:51] Vanilla
A maximum height of 75 meters!
[16:53] Vanilla
This monster ride has a top speed
of 175 kilometers per hour!
[16:57] Vanilla
Look!
[16:57] Vanilla
The faces of those peasants
are contorted in fear!
[17:01] Vanilla
If you cry, plead, and share your secret,
[17:04] Vanilla
I might spare you from having to ride it...
[17:09] Princess
Wow! I can't wait to get on!
[17:12] Vanilla
What?!
[17:13] Vanilla
H-Hmph!
[17:15] Vanilla
We'll see how long you remain composed.
[17:17] Torture
Now then, Vanilla.
[17:19] Torture
Please accompany the princess on the ride.
[17:21] Vanilla
What?!
[17:22] Vanilla
R-Ride that thing? Me?
[17:25] Torture
'Tis possible that she'll
confess her secret mid-ride.
[17:31] Torture
Will you be okay?
[17:32] Torture
If you're afraid, I can go instead.
[17:36] Vanilla
I come from the noble House of Peschutz!
[17:38] Vanilla
There's no way I'd be scared!
[18:03] Vanilla
Wh-What now, Princess?
[18:06] Vanilla
Once we reach the top, that's
when the breakneck speed begins!
[18:09] Vanilla
It's not too late for an emergency
stop if you speak now!
[18:12] Princess
So excited!
[18:13] Vanilla
Hey, tell me your secret!
[18:15] Vanilla
Hurry up and tell me!
[18:16] Vanilla
Your secret!
[18:17] Princess
I can't wait!
[18:53] Princess
Okay!
[18:54] Princess
This next climb goes up to the very top!
[18:57] Princess
I'm so stoked—
[18:57] Vanilla
When I go to bed, I can't sleep
without my stuffed animal.
[19:04] Princess
What are you going on about?
[19:08] Princess
Wait, are you scared?
[19:12] Vanilla
Damn it!
[19:15] Vanilla
That's right. I'm scared.
[19:18] Vanilla
The truth is, I can't handle
regular roller coasters, either.
[19:21] Vanilla
I'm scared of how fast they go and
how it feels like you'll fall off.
[19:26] Vanilla
How pathetic for someone who
carries the Peschutz blood.
[19:30] Vanilla
What a disgrace.
[19:32] Vanilla
My life is over!
[19:35] Princess
That's incredible!
[19:39] Princess
You're scared of roller coasters, but
you're riding one for my torture?
[19:41] Vanilla
Huh?
[19:42] Princess
That takes real guts!
[19:44] Princess
I really admire that!
[19:47] Princess
Give me your hand.
[19:48] Princess
Just for a second.
[19:54] Princess
See, now you're fine.
[19:57] Princess
I'll never let go.
[20:00] Princess
You won't fall off.
[20:02] Princess
I'll make sure you don't!
[20:11] Vanilla
So fast! So fast!
[20:13] Vanilla
The wind and shaking is
more intense than before!
[20:19] Vanilla
But...
[20:21] Vanilla
It's not as scary as before.
[20:30] Princess
That was awesome!
[20:33] Torture
It appears that you failed at your torture.
[20:38] Vanilla
Yeah.
[20:41] Vanilla
It's my loss.
[20:46] Princess
Princess.
[20:48] Princess
Is there something you want me to tell you?
[20:51] Princess
The loser reveals a secret.
[20:53] Princess
Those are the rules.
[20:55] Ex
Is that what the rules were?
[21:00] Princess
Okay, then tell me...
[21:04] Princess
What attraction would you enjoy going on?
[21:08] Princess
We came all the way here to this park.
[21:10] Princess
I want all of us to have fun!
[21:17] Vanilla
Yeah!
[21:43] Vanilla
I-I'm the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz!
[21:46] Vanilla
Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz!
[21:49] Vanilla
I won't be beguiled by some mere princess!
[23:27] Vanilla
I may have failed today, but next time...
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[00:00] Narration
Many moons have passed since the Imperial
Army went to war with the Hellhorde.
[00:08] Narration
The royal princess, Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion,
[00:12] Narration
ends up being taken prisoner
in the midst of fierce battle.
[00:18] Narration
Submitted to all manners of
torture day in and day out,
[00:24] Narration
she endures these indignities
without so much as a peep.
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
[00:29] Narration
She reveals not the secrets
of the Royal Empire.
SIGN Dumb Face-o-Meter
[00:32] Narration
Yes, by no means will she speak.
[00:36] Narration
The princess does not give in.
[00:39] Narration
No, she will never give in!
[00:43] Narration
And so, the torture continues
today, yet again...
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[02:24] Narration
Torture is away on a business trip,
[02:26] Narration
and with no one in charge,
the torture is on break for today.
SIGN That Evening
[02:39] Torture
Business trips are always a little tiring.
[02:43] Torture
But the moment you change into
loungewear at the hotel,
[02:46] Torture
and let your body sink into the bed...
[02:49] Torture
It makes everything feel worth it.
[02:53] Torture
Utter bliss.
[03:00] Torture
I feel like I'm going to fall asleep.
[03:02] Torture
I should eat something.
SIGN Ham & Cheese
Burrito
SIGN Red Kitsune Udon
[03:06] Torture
Usually, I prepare balanced
meals for myself.
[03:09] Torture
But today's an exception
since I'm away on business.
[03:11] Torture
This secluded business hotel room is
a nice change from my own chamber.
[03:14] Torture
It feels like it's okay
to let myself go here.
[03:19] Torture
Time to eat.
SIGN Ham & Cheese
Burrito
[03:22] Torture
First, this ham and cheese burrito.
[03:26] Torture
You gently open it...
[03:36] Torture
Then place a jumbo sausage
inside and wrap it back up.
[03:41] Torture
Done!
[03:42] Torture
A special ham, cheese, and sausage burrito!
[03:58] Torture
Delicious.
[04:01] Torture
It may be delicious, but it's
not a very refined meal,
[04:04] Torture
so it's hard to tell others about it.
SIGN Red Kitsune Udon
[04:10] Torture
Next, this cup udon.
[04:18] Torture
Lately, I enjoy keeping the
lid on for a little longer,
[04:21] Torture
so that the noodles end up softer.
[04:29] Torture
Now for the fried tofu.
[04:33] Torture
The broth that's soaked into
the tofu comes pouring out,
[04:36] Torture
and it's a delight just to have in my mouth.
[04:40] Torture
This tiny egg...
[04:42] Torture
It's a mystery how they make it,
[04:44] Torture
but it's tasty and goes
very well with the broth.
[04:47] Torture
I also have some slightly fancy
pudding sitting in the fridge today.
[04:55] Torture
Perhaps I went a little overboard.
SIGN Torture
enjoyed herself
SIGN Breakfast Buffet
SIGN Hours of Operation
[05:06] Torture
I ate too much late night.
[05:09] Torture
Let's eat a lot of vegetables for breakfast.
[05:12] Torture
No bread or rice, for a healthy—
[05:14] Hotel Staff
Honey butter rolls, fresh from the oven!
[05:21] Torture
I don't have a choice if
they're fresh from the oven.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
SIGN Sunday
[05:35] Bruse
What'd you say?!
[05:37] Bruse
His Majesty is injured?!
SIGN On Duty This Weekend
Chief Battle Officer
Bruse the Destroyer
[05:39] Skeleton Officer
Yes...
[05:40] Skeleton Officer
I hear he's received a minor
injury to his dominant hand.
[05:45] Bruse
His Majesty's defensive magic is
supposed to nullify all attacks!
[05:51] Bruse
Ah!
[05:52] Bruse
That reminds me, yesterday...
[05:54] Bruse
It was for an instant, but
I felt His Majesty's mana!
[05:57] Bruse
I thought I had imagined it...
[06:00] Bruse
but was he engaged in combat with someone?!
[06:03] Bruse
Someone who didn't even give him the
chance to cast a defensive spell?!
[06:06] Skeleton Officer
M-Most likely...
[06:10] Bruse
Who in the world was His Majesty up against?
SIGN Saturday,
the Day Prior
[06:21] (Flashback) Group
Yay!
[06:23] (Flashback) Lulune
Today is your first day as a pâtissière!
[06:26] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Let's make cookies!
[06:29] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
I hope they end up being good.
[06:31] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
It's your first time.
[06:33] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Don't worry about whether
they turn out well.
[06:35] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
The important thing is that you try.
[06:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Even if you mess up, don't
think of it as having failed.
[06:41] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
It's the first step to success.
[06:45] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
I want everything to go well
the first time around!
SIGN Bam
SIGN Bam!
[06:50] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
That's fair.
[06:52] (Flashback) Lulune
You'll be just fine.
[06:54] (Flashback) Lulune
We're here to help you.
[06:56] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Indeed.
[06:57] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
The courage to seek help from others,
[06:59] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
another necessary virtue.
[07:02] (Flashback) Lulune
Let's start by putting
the butter in the bowl.
[07:06] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Then what?
[07:07] (Flashback) Lulune
We wait about twenty minutes.
[07:09] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
What?!
[07:11] (Flashback) Lulune
Right now, the butter is still too hard,
[07:13] (Flashback) Lulune
so we need to wait for it to melt a bit.
[07:15] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
No way!
[07:18] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[07:20] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Fear not.
[07:25] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Fire Magic: Demon's Heat!
[07:33] Bruse
What?!
[07:35] (Flashback) Bruse
That was His Majesty's mana just now!
[07:39] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
It's perfectly melted now,
thanks to infernal heat.
[07:42] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Yay!
[07:43] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Thanks, Papa!
[07:45] (Flashback) Lulune
Time to add the powdered mix and eggs.
SIGN Cookie
Mix
[07:48] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Maomao-chan, do you know
how to break an egg?
[07:51] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
No, it's still hard for me.
[07:55] (Flashback) Lulune
I can break them just fine!
[07:57] (Flashback) Lulune
One-handed, at that!
SIGN Bam
[07:58] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
What?!
[07:59] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
With one hand?!
[08:00] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[08:01] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
It's not a competition.
[08:03] (Flashback) Lulune
Let me teach you the simplest way.
[08:06] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Sure!
[08:10] (Flashback) Lulune
First, hit the egg against a flat surface.
[08:14] (Flashback) Lulune
That'll create a circular crack in the egg.
[08:17] (Flashback) Lulune
Latch onto it with your thumb,
[08:20] (Flashback) Lulune
then use your index and middle
fingers to hold the top end...
[08:23] (Flashback) Lulune
Now, bend your fingers back!
[08:27] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Magic?!
[08:28] (Flashback) Lulune
It's a skill.
[08:30] (Flashback) Lulune
Okay, now add the mix and beat it good!
[08:34] (Flashback) Lulune
Then roll it out nice and thin.
[08:39] (Flashback) Lulune
Let's cut out the shapes!
[08:41] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Yay!
[08:45] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[08:47] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
It's a teddy bear.
[08:49] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Huh?
[08:50] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
What are you doing?
[08:52] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
You're not using a cookie cutter?
[08:55] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
I'm making the biggest cookie in the world!
[08:58] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
What?!
[08:59] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
What insatiable hunger!
[09:01] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
She truly is my progeny.
[09:03] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
No, when it comes to cookies,
she's already surpassed me.
[09:07] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
That's my Maomao-chan!
[09:14] (Flashback) Lulune
Here, they're done baking!
[09:18] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Yay!
[09:19] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Lemme see!
[09:19] Lulune
Ah, wait!
[09:20] (Flashback) Lulune
The tray's still hot—
[09:20] Maomao-Chan
Hurry!
[09:30] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Are you alright?
[09:32] (Flashback) Lulune
Y-Yes.
[09:34] (Flashback) Lulune
Thank you.
[09:37] (Flashback) Lulune
Your hand!
[09:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
I am the Hell-Lord!
[09:40] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
This is but a minor burn for me.
[09:46] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Maomao-chan.
[09:48] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
I understand your impatience,
but you need to be careful.
[09:51] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Yeah.
[09:52] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
I'm sorry.
[09:56] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
It's all red!
[09:58] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Mama, get the freezy pack!
[10:03] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
How's it feel?
[10:04] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
All better now.
[10:06] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[10:08] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Maomao-chan, you must be the
best doctor in the world.
[10:13] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Now then, we've made all these cookies.
[10:16] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Let's eat them while they're nice and warm!
[10:31] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
The biggest cookie in the
world is the tastiest, too!
[10:36] (Flashback) Lulune
Mine came out just as good!
[10:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[10:39] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Scrumptious. Absolutely scrumptious.
[10:42] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
I'll gobble up every last one!
[10:44] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Ah, don't!
[10:45] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh!
SIGN Sunday,
Present Time
[10:51] Bruse
His Majesty's wound...
[10:53] Bruse
Who could be responsible?!
[11:02] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[11:09] Torture
But first.
[11:12] Torture
These are a gift from Princess Maomao-chan.
[11:15] Princess
What? Maomao-chan?!
[11:17] Torture
It seems she's made baked
goods for the first time.
[11:19] Princess
Homemade?!
[11:20] Princess
I'm so happy!
[11:21] Princess
Why don't we open them now
and eat some together?
[11:23] Torture
No, 'tis the time for torture now.
[11:26] Torture
I must decline such undue acts of intimacy.
[11:28] Ex
But handing over sweets is okay?
[11:32] Princess
That's right.
[11:33] Princess
Let's save it for after the torture.
[11:35] Torture
Yes.
[11:36] Torture
Once the torture's come to an
end, we cease to be enemies.
[11:40] Ex
So there's no hard feelings in torture?
[11:43] Torture
Now, as for today's torture...
[11:47] Torture
'Tis tea.
[11:48] Princess
Tea?
[11:49] Torture
Indeed.
[11:50] Torture
Our intelligence has uncovered the
fact that you're quite fond of tea.
[11:56] Torture
I hear you enjoyed it to the
point of hosting tea parties.
[12:00] Princess
Tea parties, huh?
[12:02] Princess
That takes me back.
[12:05] Princess
A fun event once or twice a year, where
I could forget about the battlefield.
[12:10] Princess
It's true that I was a tea-loving
princess at those parties.
[12:15] Princess
But too bad.
[12:19] Princess
That was nothing more than
a diplomatic facade!
[12:21] Princess
Actually, I love cola and lemon-lime soda!
[12:24] Ex
That's sad to hear from
the princess of an empire.
[12:28] Princess
After doing well in my lessons, Jimochi
would let me have some as an occasional treat.
[12:34] Princess
I just drank tea on social occasions.
[12:37] Princess
I wouldn't say I really liked it...
[12:42] Princess
Hm?
[12:43] Princess
You're warming up the pot first.
[12:46] Princess
Looks like you know the
proper way to brew tea.
[12:51] Princess
Preparing tea in the proper fashion
results in a far better taste.
[12:58] Princess
Drool...
[12:59] Princess
I wouldn't mind some tea after so long...
[13:01] Ex
Your Highness?!
[13:02] Ex
Why do you always blab on
and dig your own grave?!
[13:06] Ex
What are you, a self-driving vehicle?!
[13:09] Princess
How could I let my guard down?!
[13:11] Princess
That said, today I have this!
[13:15] Princess
Maomao-chan's homemade sweets!
[13:18] Princess
You made a grave mistake by
giving this to me first!
[13:22] Princess
I can cancel out my desire
for tea with some snacks!
[13:25] Princess
Wow, look at these adorable cookies!
[13:31] Princess
Mmm! They're great!
[13:33] Princess
The joy of this mild sweet
sensation is filling my mouth!
[13:38] Princess
Munch, munch, munch, munch...
[13:39] Princess
Now I won't succumb to your torture.
[13:42] Princess
A fatal mistake on your part!
[13:45] Princess
Well, ideally, I'd love
a drink, and a warm...
[13:50] Torture
Warm? Go on.
[13:53] Princess
Y-You fiend!
[13:55] Princess
This was your aim from the very start!
[13:57] Torture
No, you simply brought
about your own demise.
[14:00] Torture
I wasn't aware of what
baked goods she had made.
[14:03] Ex
Remain calm, Your Highness!
[14:05] Ex
You're Commander of the
Imperial Third Legion!
[14:08] Ex
There's no way you'd be bested
by such weak temptation!
[14:11] Princess
You're right.
[14:12] Princess
I need to remember my days as a knight!
[14:14] Princess
I only drank that tea at parties
as a way to socialize!
[14:21] Princess
Think back!
[14:22] Princess
Remember!
[14:24] (Flashback) Princess
It's good, isn't it?
[14:26] Princess
Thinking back on it, I really do love tea.
[14:29] Ex
Your Highness?
SIGN The princess
confessed
[14:38] Princess
This tea is the perfect palate cleanser,
[14:40] Princess
and it brings out the
sweetness of the cookies!
[14:43] Torture
I've received cookies from
Princess Maomao-chan as well.
[14:46] Torture
Let's enjoy them together.
[14:47] Princess
Yay!
[14:49] Hell-Lord
What?
[14:51] Hell-Lord
There's a mysterious treasure
buried in the royal cemetery?
[14:55] Kanadge
Yes.
[14:56] Kanadge
The princess has told all.
[14:58] Kanadge
With that treasure, we can penetrate
the Imperial Army's defensive magic.
[15:03] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[15:06] Hell-Lord
We can't go defiling graves now.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[15:17] Vanilla
Time for your torture, Princess!
[15:21] Princess
You're...
[15:23] Vanilla
Don't tell me you've forgotten who I am.
[15:26] Princess
Of course I remember you.
[15:28] Princess
Vanilla Peschutz.
[15:29] Vanilla
What?!
[15:30] Vanilla
We only met once, and
she remembered my name?
SIGN Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
[15:34] Ex
Hello?
[15:35] Vanilla
H-Hmph!
[15:37] Vanilla
Well, I suppose you couldn't forget the
daughter of the noble House of Peschutz!
[15:42] Vanilla
Today will be different from last time.
[15:44] Vanilla
I will have my revenge.
[15:48] Vanilla
Quake and tremble in fear!
[15:51] Vanilla
Today's torture is...
[15:54] Vanilla
Cake!
[15:56] Group
Oh.
[15:58] Group
Huh?
[16:04] Vanilla
And this is no ordinary cake.
[16:06] Vanilla
Why, it's baked by yours truly!
[16:10] Vanilla
A homemade cake, courtesy of the high-class
daughter of the noble House of Peschutz!
[16:19] Vanilla
I made it all by myself, without
any help from Mama or Papa.
[16:25] Vanilla
The moment you learn that it's handmade,
[16:27] Vanilla
you'll be overcome with emotion
and burst into tears,
[16:30] Vanilla
pleading for a bite of this cake.
[16:32] Princess
A cake made by Lady Vanilla herself?
[16:35] Princess
I want some!
[16:38] Vanilla
Actually, this cake—
[16:39] Ex
What a clumsy-looking cake.
[16:41] Vanilla
Hey!
[16:43] Ex
The frosting is all messy,
[16:45] Ex
and the cake as a whole is lopsided.
[16:47] Ex
And what's this strange object on top?
[16:51] Ex
A real head-scratcher.
[16:53] Vanilla
I-It's a penguin!
[16:57] Vanilla
I-I see, so that's your plan.
[17:00] Vanilla
Nitpicking at my cake to preempt my attack?
[17:03] Vanilla
Hmph, how pointless.
[17:06] Vanilla
Even if it looks a little clumsy,
[17:07] Vanilla
once she finds out I made it, she's
bound to bow before its grandeur.
[17:11] Vanilla
Yes, even if it's clumsy...
[17:13] Vanilla
She's powerless before its grandeur!
[17:16] Vanilla
Clumsy or not...
[17:20] Vanilla
I tried so hard to make it, too...
[17:24] Princess
What are you saying, Ex?
[17:27] Princess
The presentation may be
a bit clumsy, but look.
[17:31] Princess
The frosting holds its shape well.
[17:34] Princess
That's proof that it's
been whipped with care.
[17:37] Princess
There's a lot of frosting, which
was laid on thick with a spatula,
[17:41] Princess
so it ended up looking lopsided as a whole.
[17:44] Princess
But this is no sloppy craftsmanship.
[17:46] Princess
They wanted plenty of that delicious
frosting to be enjoyed.
[17:49] Princess
I'm sure that was why they kept
going back with that spatula.
[17:53] Princess
Can't you feel the love of the
person who made this cake?
[18:01] Princess
And look closely, Ex.
[18:03] Princess
That's not a strange object.
[18:05] Princess
It's an adorable penguin!
[18:08] Vanilla
Prinshess!
[18:10] Princess
This cake may look really tasty,
[18:13] Princess
but I'm Commander of the
Imperial Third Legion.
[18:17] Princess
This level of torture isn't
enough to make me give in!
[18:24] Princess
Huh?!
[18:26] Princess
What's gotten into you?!
[18:28] Princess
Does your tummy hurt?
[18:45] Vanilla
Nope.
[18:47] Vanilla
Thanks, Princess.
[18:50] Vanilla
You don't have to confess,
so please eat the cake.
[18:53] Princess
Huh?
[18:54] Princess
Why?!
[19:00] Vanilla
H-How is it?
[19:03] Princess
Mm! It's really good!
[19:07] Vanilla
You really mean it?!
[19:08] Ex
I'm a sacred blade...
[19:09] Princess
Really!
SIGN The cake was
delicious
[19:15] Hell-Lord
What?
[19:16] Hell-Lord
Two failed tortures in a row?
[19:19] Hell-Lord
From Vanilla Peschutz?
[19:21] Kanadge
Yes.
[19:22] Kanadge
A harm-marshal failing twice at torture...
[19:26] Kanadge
It's a disgrace that puts
our dignity at stake.
[19:28] Kanadge
I believe that some form
of action is needed here.
[19:34] Hell-Lord
I suppose.
[19:39] Hell-Lord
It's times like these that call
for a good support network.
[21:18] Narration
The Way of the Hell-Lord.
[21:21] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[21:24] Hell-Lord
I'll get the worst stains off before
putting the dishes in the dishwasher.
[21:28] Narration
The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number one:
[21:30] Narration
Take care of the dishes while
Mama puts Maomao-chan to bed.
[21:37] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[21:47] Hell-Lord
What?!
[21:50] Lulune
She's finally asleep.
[21:52] Lulune
I ended up reading to her
twelve times tonight.
[21:54] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[21:55] Hell-Lord
Sounds like she was a real bundle of energy.
[21:58] Hell-Lord
Well done.
[22:00] Narration
The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number two:
[22:02] Narration
Evening drinks are always a pleasure.
[22:04] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[22:06] Hell-Lord
Looks like this is coming up soon.
SIGN Pre-School News
SIGN This month's event is
the parent-child luncheon!
SIGN Please come and enjoy
lunch with your child at school!!
[22:08] Hell-Lord
A parent-child luncheon.
[22:11] Lulune
Mm-hmm.
[22:12] Hell-Lord
One guardian per household can join.
[22:15] Hell-Lord
Lulune, you attended on both her
first and second year, didn't you?
[22:20] Narration
The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number three:
[22:22] Narration
When alone, call Mama by her first name.
[22:25] Lulune
I sure did.
[22:27] Lulune
The parent-child luncheon
is always on a weekday.
[22:29] Hell-Lord
You know, we can take paid time off
whenever we want in the Hellhorde.
[22:41] Lulune
Do you want to attend the
parent-child luncheon?
[22:43] Hell-Lord
I do want to attend the
parent-child luncheon!
[22:46] Narration
The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number four:
[22:49] Narration
Clearly state any and all opinions.
SIGN Parent-Child
Luncheon
[22:57] Maomao-Chan
Look, Papa!
[22:59] Maomao-Chan
I'm gonna eat my bell peppers!
[23:01] Hell-Lord
What?!
[23:17] Maomao-Chan
See, told ya!
[23:19] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[23:21] Hell-Lord
Yes.
[23:22] Hell-Lord
You always find a way to
surprise me, Maomao-chan.
SIGN Hellholm Pre-School
[23:27] Maomao-Chan
There's some more peppers
left, but you can have them.
[23:30] Maomao-Chan
Just this once.
[23:31] Hell-Lord
What angelic kindness from a demon!
[23:34] Hell-Lord
That's my daughter for you!
[23:37] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh-heh!
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[00:19] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[01:59] Torture
Princess, today's torture
is beach sword fighting.
[02:05] Torture
The rules are simple.
[02:07] Torture
Pop the balloons on your
opponents’ heads to win.
SIGN Lieutorment
Youki
SIGN Lieutorment
Inki
[02:10] Ex
How is this torture, exactly?
[02:12] Torture
Your opponents shall be Youki and Inki.
[02:14] Torture
Should you lose, Princess, you will
divulge the empire's secrets.
[02:19] Princess
I see. So, what if I win?
[02:23] Youki
You think you can win?
[02:25] Inki
Snicker.
[02:27] Princess
What?
[02:29] Youki
We're champions of the Hell-Lord's
beach sword fighting tag team tournament.
[02:34] Inki
F-For two years in a row.
SIGN 5th Hell-Lord's Beach Sword Fighting Tournament
[02:37] Ex
Sounds like the Hell-Lord
holds some fun events.
[02:41] Inki
W-We're the strongest members
of the Hellhorde's forces.
[02:45] Youki
There's no way you can defeat us!
[02:50] Princess
You heard them.
[02:53] Torture
Very well. In the event you win,
[02:56] Torture
I shall grant you any request.
[02:59] Princess
Anything?
[03:01] Torture
Yes. I shall even set you free.
[03:04] Princess
Well, well.
[03:09] Torture
Let the battle begin!
[03:13] Youki
Let's go, In-chan. We’ll
start with Strategy B-shift.
[03:17] Inki
Got it.
[03:18] Youki/Id
With Strategy B, I draw the enemy's
attention with my swift movements...
[03:22] Inki/Id
While I—
[03:25] Both
What?
[03:28] Youki
No way.
[03:30] Ex
What did you expect?
[03:31] Ex
Her Highness is the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[03:37] Ex
There's no way just the two
of you could defeat her.
[03:39] Inki
S-So you really are a commander.
[03:44] Princess
Rude!
[03:46] Princess
Since I was a young girl,
[03:48] Princess
I was trained in the art of the sword by
top-class swordsmen of the Imperial Army.
[03:58] (Flashback) Jimochi
Spin ten times, and then start running.
[04:00] (Flashback) Jimochi
Whoever touches the tree first wins.
[04:03] (Flashback) Ex
Teach her to use a sword.
[04:04] (Flashback) Young Princess
Whoever reaches the tree first gets all
of tonight's dessert to themselves.
[04:08] (Flashback) Ex
Learn to use a sword!
[04:13] (Flashback) Jimochi
There!
[04:15] (Flashback) Jimochi
I win!
[04:18] Princess
Jimochi taught me everything there is to know
[04:20] Princess
about swordplay and the brutality of combat.
[04:24] Princess
There's no way you could defeat me.
[04:28] Ex
Based on that anecdote,
I think they could beat you.
[04:32] Princess
It’s just you now, You-chan.
[04:36] Youki
Princess-chan, remember the rules.
[04:40] Youki
Pop the balloons to win.
There are no other rules.
[04:44] Youki
I summon thee, my final weapon!
[04:48] Youki
In other words, all that matters
is that you pop the balloons!
SIGN Gatling Water Gun
SIGN Youki Custom
[04:54] Youki
This water gun can fire 45 shots per second.
[05:04] Youki
I win! Victory is mine!
[05:07] Youki
What?!
[05:09] Torture
Oh, no. After all we've been
through, I'd forgotten.
[05:13] Torture
The Princess’ swordsmanship is truly
top-level, even for the Imperial Army!
[05:19] Torture
She’s a proper warrior!
[05:22] Youki
Crud. I'm out of ammo.
[05:25] Torture/Id
At this rate, I'll be forced
to release the Princess.
[05:29] Torture/Id
I must join the fight.
[05:32] Torture/Id
No, I can't.
[05:33] Torture/Id
When I first explained the rules, I said
her opponents would be Youki and Inki.
[05:39] Torture/Id
What should I do?
[05:43] Devil Torture
Ignore the rules.
Do whatever it takes to win.
[05:47] Torture/Id
The devil on my shoulder.
SIGN Torture Party
[05:50] Politician Torture
You must only make an effort
to keep your public promises.
[05:53] Politician Torture
You needn't actually keep them.
[05:55] Torture/Id
The politician on my shoulder.
[05:57] Writer Torture
Besides, it would be no fun
if she won too easily.
[06:02] Torture/Id
The writer.
[06:03] Revolutionary Torture
With passion, we can change
the world, and even rules.
[06:07] Torture/Id
The revolutionary.
[06:11] Torture/Id
They're right.
[06:13] Torture
Releasing the Princess
is out of the question.
[06:20] Princess
It sure feels nice to move around.
[06:24] Princess
This is fun!
[06:29] Princess
It’s time to end this, You-chan.
[06:33] Krall
Hold up, Princess-chan!
[06:39] ---
Crab
SIGN Hell-Lord's Daughter
Ultimate Hyper Legendary
Cadet Harm-Marshal
Maomao-chan
SIGN Krall Regiment
Combat Soldier
Mad Wolf
[06:41] Maomao
Prepare yourself!
SIGN Beastmaster
Krall
SIGN Combat Soldier
Fourth Class
&
Pain-Private
Giant
SIGN Torturer's Aide
Datarma
SIGN Hellholm Cafeteria Staff
Kitchen Sub-Leader
Mad Kaiser
SIGN Weaponsmith and Pain-Private
Gilga
SIGN Grand Inquisitor
Torture Tortura
SIGN A Passing Seagull
[06:56] Princess
Guys!
[06:58] Torture
We won't let you have your
way any longer, Princess.
[07:01] Princess
All right. Bring it on, all of you.
[07:04] Inki
Go, You-chan!
SIGN Disqualified
[07:06] Youki
What?!
[07:07] Ex
You can do it, Your Highness!
[07:12] Princess
Gotcha!
[07:13] Krall
On your guard, Princess-chan!
[07:15] Princess
Too easy, Krall-chan!
[07:23] Youki
I knew you would slide!
[07:24] Youki
Gotcha!
[07:28] Princess
And I knew you would do that.
[07:36] Inki
You-chan's in trouble.
[07:39] Youki
If this is how it’s gonna be…
[07:41] Youki
It’s a free-for-all!
[08:01] Maomao
Stop right there!
[08:05] Maomao
Princess!
[08:07] Princess
This is so much fun!
[08:10] Maomao
I caught you!
[08:11] Princess
You caught me!
SIGN The Princess
had fun
[08:41] Princess
That was so much fun.
[08:52] Ex
Wait, what? What happened to being released?
[09:06] Louch
Your Highness.
[09:08] Louch
Previously and the time before that,
I failed because I was too focused on my spell.
[09:14] Louch
But this time,
[09:16] Louch
I, Louch Brittan, the White Knight,
will be sure to save you.
SIGN Imperial
First
Legion
SIGN Louch
Brittan
[09:26] Hell-Lord
Who are you?
[09:34] Louch/Id
I couldn't sense him at all.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[09:48] Hell-Lord
You’re a human, aren't you?
[09:51] Hell-Lord
What are you doing here?
[09:53] Louch/Id
A demon. His presence is overpowering.
[09:57] Louch/Id
He's no ordinary demon.
[10:00] Louch
First strike.
[10:02] Louch
Holy Moon!
[10:07] Hell-Lord
Are you perhaps lost?
[10:12] Hell-Lord
Settle down.
[10:13] Hell-Lord
I understand why a human would feel
uneasy if they wandered into this place.
[10:19] Louch
Brittan Clan Swordstyle,
[10:22] Louch
Lightning Hurricane!
SIGN Lightning Hurricane
[10:26] Hell-Lord
I just happened by here.
[10:28] Louch
Lightning Hurricane! Lightning
Hurricane! Lightning Hurricane!
[10:29] Hell-Lord
I did not come to harm you.
[10:31] Hell-Lord
I was out attending a voice
actor's release event.
[10:35] Hell-Lord
I simply came across you on my way back.
[10:38] Louch
Release event?
[10:40] Hell-Lord
Normally, I watch quietly from
the back with my arms folded,
[10:44] Hell-Lord
but today, I moved up a
bit towards the front.
[10:48] Hell-Lord
Because I did, I felt more
like a part of the concert.
[10:53] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[10:57] Louch/Id
A demon would never attend a release event.
[10:59] Louch/Id
It must be some kind of
terrible code word.
[11:03] Louch/Id
In that case…
[11:06] Louch
Focusing mana.
[11:12] Louch
White Knight Magic,
[11:14] Louch
Holy Shine!
SIGN Holy Shine
[11:28] Louch
That should do it.
[11:31] Hell-Lord
Have you settled down some?
[11:34] Louch
Impossible.
[11:37] Louch
The recoil from my attack—
[11:52] Louch
Why did you save me? I'm a human.
[11:55] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh. Your life has
value, just like mine.
[11:59] Hell-Lord
Besides, that adornment on your neck…
[12:05] Hell-Lord
It’s the emblem of the protagonist's unit
[12:08] Hell-Lord
from the Mobile Cavalry Soul
Cross anime, is it not?
SIGN Mobile Cavalry Soul Cross
[12:16] Louch
How do you know that?
[12:17] Louch
No one’s ever noticed before because
it blends in with the rest of my outfit!
[12:21] ---
Geh-heh-heh.
[12:23] Hell-Lord
I have one as well.
[12:28] Hell-Lord
This emblem is truly well-made. It
looks just like it does in the anime.
[12:33] Louch
You get it!
[12:34] Hell-Lord
I have thoughts about items from
anime being turned into merch.
[12:38] Hell-Lord
I wish they would stop including
pictures of characters.
[12:41] Hell-Lord
The inclusion of such images
ruins the world building.
[12:45] Hell-Lord
I wish to own the same
items as the characters.
[12:48] Louch
Exactly!
[12:54] Louch
I apologize for suddenly attacking you.
[12:56] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh. It’s fine.
[13:10] Louch/Id
I see. Not all demons are bad,
nor are they my enemies.
[13:18] Louch/Id
Only the Hell-Lord and his
forces are my enemies.
[13:22] Louch/Id
I mustn't fail to recognize that.
[13:26] Louch
Well, I suppose I should leave.
[13:28] Hell-Lord
Didn't you have something to do here?
[13:31] Louch
I've spent too long here already.
I'll return another day.
[13:35] Louch
If we meet again…
[13:38] Louch
Let's discuss anime once more.
[13:41] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh. Of course.
[13:49] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh, scrub-a-heh-heh.
[13:59] Maomao
Papa's in a good mood.
[14:02] Lulune
He said he made a new friend.
SIGN Mobile Cavalry Soul Cross
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[14:21] Vanilla
Yes! A match!
[14:23] Vanilla
That’s three in a row.
That just leaves six more.
SIGN Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
[14:27] Vanilla
I shall find the remaining matches
in one go, without any errors.
[14:34] Vanilla
Another pair.
[14:36] Vanilla
Nothing beats playing memory with cards.
[14:42] Vanilla
Besides, I can play by myself.
[14:45] Vanilla
I wonder if it would be
more fun with friends.
[14:49] Vanilla
What am I thinking?
[14:51] Vanilla
I am the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz.
[14:55] Vanilla
I need no friends.
[14:56] Vanilla
Papa and Mama often tell me to enjoy
myself unfettered by the family name,
[15:01] Vanilla
but my pride would never allow that.
[15:07] Vanilla
But…
[15:10] Vanilla
The amusement park sure was fun.
[15:14] Vanilla
Princess…
[15:17] Vanilla
I know. I'll use this to torture her.
[15:20] Vanilla
That’s right, it’s torture.
[15:22] Vanilla
It’s not that I want to play with her.
[15:25] Vanilla
Time for your torture, Princess!
[15:29] Vanilla
Today's torture is playing cards.
[15:33] Vanilla
If you tell me your secrets,
you can play cards with me.
[15:37] Ex
What kind of torture is that?
[15:39] Ex
Do you truly believe Her Highness
would divulge her secrets
[15:41] Ex
just because she wants to play cards?
[15:43] Princess
Cards are fun, aren't they?
[15:45] Ex
Your Highness?
[15:46] Princess
Speaking of cards…
[15:50] (Flashback) Young Princess
I can't play any cards because
I'm stuck here and here.
[15:54] (Flashback) Jimochi
My, my. Whatever could be stopping you?
[15:58] Young Princess
It’s you, Jimochi!
[15:59] (Flashback) Jimochi
What will you do?
[16:01] (Flashback) Jimochi
You can only pass one more
time, Your Highness.
[16:05] (Flashback) Jimochi
Will you pass again?
[16:09] (Flashback) Young Princess
Pass.
[16:10] (Flashback) Jimochi
I win!
[16:12] (Flashback) Jimochi
At this rate, tomorrow night's
dessert will be all mine as well.
[16:18] (Flashback) Young Princess
I want dessert!
[16:24] Princess
The frustration of defeat.
[16:26] Princess
Every tear I shed made my mind stronger.
[16:30] Ex
Your Highness, you must've really
regretted not eating that dessert.
[16:34] Princess
That’s just how fun playing cards is.
[16:36] Ex
What?
[16:37] Princess
Oh, but that doesn't mean
I'd reveal any secrets.
[16:41] Princess
I can resist playing cards.
[16:44] Ex
Are you sure about that?
SIGN BADOOM
[16:46] Princess
Anyway, it’s an attractive
invitation, but I must decline.
[16:50] Vanilla
What? But…
[16:52] Vanilla
Playing with cards is fun. Really fun.
[16:56] Vanilla
It can be something basic, like what
you had for breakfast this morning.
[17:01] Princess
I probably shouldn't be saying this,
[17:03] Princess
but that's not a secret you
need to extract from me.
[17:07] Princess
Wait a minute. Do you want
to play cards with me?
[17:11] Vanilla
O-Obviously not!
[17:13] Vanilla
It’s not like I want to
play Old Maid together,
[17:17] Vanilla
which can only be played
with at least two players.
[17:20] Vanilla
I definitely don't want to
play President or Speed either.
[17:23] Ex
Just laying it all out there, aren't you?
[17:25] Princess
If you want to play, then
you should just say so.
[17:29] Vanilla
I am the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz.
[17:33] Vanilla
I don't experience the
flippant desire to play cards.
[17:36] Vanilla
A proud lady like myself needs no friends!
[17:42] Princess
All right. I'll tell you a secret.
[17:45] Ex
Your Highness?
[17:47] Princess
I also believed that a proud
knight like myself needs no friends.
[17:54] Princess
But…
[18:10] Princess
The truth is…
[18:14] Princess
I wanted friends.
[18:26] Vanilla
Me, too.
[18:38] Princess
Come on. I've told you my secret.
[18:42] Princess
Let's play.
[18:45] Vanilla
Okay.
[18:51] Princess
Which card is the Joker?
[18:53] Vanilla
Hey, that's not fair.
[18:55] Princess
Come on, hurry up.
[18:58] Vanilla
Let's see. This one.
[19:00] Princess
Oh? You're sure you want that one?
[19:03] Ex
Ah, I see.
[19:06] Vanilla
Uh, um…
[19:08] Vanilla
Actually, I want this one.
SIGN Vanilla made
a friend
[19:15] Hell-Lord
I see. So the Princess wanted friends.
[19:20] Kanadge
Yes, Your Majesty.
[19:21] Kanadge
Perhaps she'd been avoiding it until
now since she'd been betrayed before.
[19:26] ---
Geh-heh-heh.
[19:28] Hell-Lord
I'm glad she made a friend.
[21:09] Torture
Send off the report...
SIGN Send Daily
Report
[21:13] Torture
And work is done.
[21:20] Torture/Id
What should I have for dinner?
[21:23] Torture/Id
Tonight, I have business outside the
house, so perhaps I'll eat out.
SIGN Meal Tickets
[21:56] Employee
Welcome.
[22:04] Torture/Id
A roast beef bowl. I didn't
know they offered that.
[22:09] Torture/Id
Curry. Come to think of it, I often
hear the curry is delicious as well.
[22:15] Torture/Id
Perhaps I'll order some next time.
[22:18] Torture/Id
But I end up ordering the same thing
despite thinking that every time.
[22:25] Employee
Thanks for waiting.
[22:29] Torture/Id
A chicken and egg bowl.
[22:30] Torture/Id
I've tried all kinds
of chicken and egg bowls,
[22:33] Torture/Id
but nothing beats the chicken and egg
bowl served by this beef bowl chain.
[22:38] Torture/Id
This spoon that makes it so easy
to eat is a delight as well.
[22:51] Torture/Id
Yes, this. This was the right choice.
[22:55] Torture/Id
The strength of chains is their ability to
provide the exact same flavor you imagine every time.
[23:02] Torture/Id
After eating more than half, add a sprinkle
of soy sauce to modify the flavor.
[23:08] Torture/Id
Now it’s time for round two.
[23:24] Torture/Id
Since it’s a bit chilly tonight,
I can tell how warm my stomach feels.
[23:29] Torture/Id
Now then.
[23:33] Torture/Id
Time to buy tissues and head home.
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SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[01:30] Krall
Princess, time for some torture!
SIGN Beastmaster
Krall
[01:35] Princess
I see.
[01:36] Princess
Is this dog today's torture?
SIGN Krall Regiment Member
Snow
[01:41] Princess
Callie and Snowball totally
turned me into a cat person.
SIGN Zzz
Zzz...
[01:46] Princess
You think I'd succumb to a dog?
[01:50] Krall
Ah, Princess. Doggies
are super cute, too.
[01:54] Krall
Here.
[01:56] Krall
Try throwing that ball.
[02:00] Princess
What will that accomplish?
[02:12] Princess
I see. He's a rather clever dog.
[02:19] Princess
There.
[02:24] Princess
There, there. Good boy.
[02:29] Princess
You're so cute, doggy!
[02:31] Ex
Your Highness?
[02:32] Princess
At some point, I became totally
captivated by this doggy.
[02:35] Princess
Is this an illusion?
[02:37] Ex
No, you chose to act like a fool.
[02:39] Princess
Damn it. I admit, I let my guard down
for a moment, but that ends now.
[02:44] Princess
I am the proud Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion.
[02:49] Princess
We sometimes used animals in the army.
[02:52] Princess
However, unnecessary feelings
could interfere with military actions.
[02:56] Princess
We avoided getting too friendly and kept
distance between us and the animals.
[03:00] Princess
That's right. I will
never succumb to cuteness.
[03:06] Krall
That's a shame.
[03:08] Krall
‘Cause it looks like he wants
you to play with him more.
[03:13] Princess
D-Don't bother looking
at me with those eyes.
[03:22] Ex
Be strong, Your Highness.
[03:24] Krall
Oh? Check this out, Princess.
[03:27] Krall
He wants you to rub his belly.
[03:31] Ex
Your Highness, get a hold of yourself.
[03:34] Princess
Don't worry, Ex.
[03:36] Princess
It's not that the animals I
fought alongside weren't cute.
[03:41] Princess
I restrained myself from
becoming too attached to them.
[03:44] Ex
I see. Is that so?
[03:47] Princess
That's right. This torture cannot…
[03:53] Ex
Your Highness?
[03:58] Princess
I actually wanted to play with them more.
[04:01] Ex
I knew it!
[04:02] Princess
Belly rubs! Belly rubs! Belly rubs!
[04:12] Princess
I'll draw you a map of the
empire's hidden passageways!
SIGN The princess
drew a map
[04:19] Hell-Lord
Good. We can use this information.
[04:23] Hell-Lord
I'll have him use these
to infiltrate the empire.
[04:26] Hell-Lord
Bring me Dark Ninja Gekkou.
[04:29] Kanadge
Actually, Your Majesty…
SIGN Undercover Agent
Dark Ninja Gekkou
[04:44] Hell-Lord
What?
[04:45] Hell-Lord
You wish to leave the Hellhorde
so you can write picture books?
[04:51] Kanadge
Yes. It's been Gekkou's
dream since childhood.
[04:55] Kanadge
He previously abandoned the notion so he
could enter the family business,
[04:59] Kanadge
but he can't give up on it after all.
[05:06] Gekkou
Actually, I've changed
my mind about quitting!
[05:08] Gekkou
It'd be a nuisance if I quit
after swearing loyalty to you.
[05:12] Gekkou
Besides, it's too late for
me to try to become an author.
[05:19] Hell-Lord
Perhaps it is too late.
[05:22] Hell-Lord
Those who start sooner
get more opportunities,
[05:26] Hell-Lord
and their accumulated
skills grant them an advantage.
[05:29] Gekkou
Of course.
[05:32] Hell-Lord
However, that is no reason
to abandon your dream.
[05:41] Hell-Lord
Good luck, Gekkou.
[05:43] Gekkou
Yes, Your Majesty.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
[05:59] Princess
Panda, panda! Panda, panda!
[06:03] Princess
Fluffy, fluffy pandas!
[06:06] Ex
You go, girl! You go!
[06:10] Princess
Fluffy, fluffy panda! Fluffy, fluffy!
[06:14] Princess
What? For me?
[06:16] Princess
All right! I love donuts.
[06:19] Princess
Thanks for the food.
[06:20] Princess
Oh, I'm dreaming.
[06:23] Jimochi
Jimochi, Jimochi, Jimochi.
[06:23] Princess
I sometimes realize I'm
dreaming while I'm dreaming.
[06:28] Princess
And once I do…
[06:31] Princess
What's up with this world?
[06:32] Princess
There are a ton of pandas,
[06:35] Princess
and Jimochi is some kind of weird doll.
[06:39] Torture
'Tis t-time for t-torture, Princess.
[06:42] Princess
Torture is stuck inside a
wall, and Datarma is…
[06:47] Princess
What the heck?
[06:49] Torture
Today's torture is pudding a la mode.
[06:54] Princess
I see. If I'm dreaming, then that means…
[07:01] Princess
I can succumb all I want!
[07:07] Torture
She's still asleep?
[07:09] Ex
After lunch, she declared, “I'm stuffed.
I'm sleepy,” and began to nap.
[07:17] Torture
Princess, it's time to—
[07:19] Princess
Every morning, His Majesty walks
through the north rose garden.
[07:25] Ex
Your Highness?
[07:26] Princess
The Commander of the Second Defense Force
has a habit of blinking before a large swing.
[07:37] Princess
His Majesty prefers hot baths.
[07:40] Princess
My younger sister is studying
abroad in an allied nation.
[07:43] Princess
Succumbing is awesome.
[07:46] Princess
It's the best.
[07:47] Ex
Your Highness! Your Highness!
[07:49] Ex
Please wake up! You're saying
disastrous things, Your Highness!
[07:52] Princess
I'm too embarrassed to tell Ex, but…
[07:57] Princess
When I just became a commander,
[08:01] Princess
I made it through that difficult time
because of Ex's encouragement.
[08:05] Princess
Thank you.
[08:08] Ex
Oh, Your Highness.
[08:12] Ex
Your Highness.
[08:13] Princess
Torture.
[08:16] Princess
Thanks for all the tasty meals.
[08:19] Princess
I have so much fun with you.
[08:26] Torture
Well, well. That was quite the juicy secret.
[08:30] Ex
Honestly, Your Highness.
[08:34] Torture
I've heard enough secrets for today.
[08:36] Torture
She seems happy. Why
don't we let her sleep?
[08:41] Ex
Agreed.
[08:45] Princess
Hooray!
[08:47] Princess
Jello is so tasty!
[08:51] Princess
I'll never stop succumbing!
SIGN All You Can Succumb
[08:55] Princess
Succumb, submit, surrender, bang!
[09:01] Ex
Synonyms that start with S!
[09:03] Panda
Fluffy, fluffy panda!
SIGN All You Can Succumb
[09:05] Princess
Yeah!
SIGN The princess
kept sleeping
[09:15] Princess
Huh?
[09:18] Princess
It's nighttime?
[09:19] Princess
Oh, right. I took a nap.
[09:23] Princess
Huh? What about today's torture?
[09:25] Princess
Was it canceled because I was asleep?
[09:31] Princess
In that case, Torture, you've gone soft.
[09:35] Princess
Today was a total victory for me.
[09:53] Na
That day, researchers lost control
of the spell they were developing,
[09:58] Na
turning everyone in Hellholm…
[10:03] Na
into little children.
[10:06] Hell-Lord
Well, this isn't good.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[10:14] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[10:18] Ex
The torture's still on?
[10:19] Princess
I heard what happened.
[10:21] Princess
I'll never succumb now that you're a child.
[10:25] Torture
This may be difficult, true.
[10:28] Torture
The Hell-Lord said…
[10:30] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
You needn't strain yourself.
Take the day off.
[10:32] Torture
…something similar.
[10:34] Torture
However, I would like to
see what I can still do.
[10:38] Princess
Okay, good luck. I promise I'll give in.
[10:41] Ex
Your Highness?
[10:43] Princess
That was close. I nearly got carried away.
[10:46] Ex
To where, exactly?
[10:47] Princess
Seeing children try their best makes you
want to support them unconditionally.
[10:50] Princess
However, I am the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
[10:56] Princess
I will never support children
trying their best!
[10:59] Ex
You've reached an odd conclusion in your
confused state, but in any case, good luck.
[11:04] Torture
Today's torture is this.
[11:06] Torture
Oof.
SIGN Sugar Candy
[11:10] Torture
Sugar candy!
[11:15] Torture
They're like little stars. Just
looking at them is exciting.
[11:19] Torture
And when you eat them…
[11:26] Torture
They're sweet and fill you with joy.
[11:31] Ex
What?!
[11:34] Princess
I'll talk.
[11:36] Ex
Your Highness?
[11:38] Princess
Tiny Torture is too cute.
[11:41] Ex
Your Highness, hang in there.
[11:43] Princess
She's gonna carry me away.
[11:45] Ex
Carry you where?
[11:48] Torture
This isn't the only
torture I've prepared.
[11:51] Torture
Oof.
SIGN Fruit Candy on a String
[11:53] Torture
Ta-da! Candy on a string.
[11:56] Torture
Select one of these strings and pull.
[12:00] Torture
You'll find that there's
candy on the end of the string.
[12:04] Torture
The candies come in a variety
of flavors and sizes,
[12:07] Torture
so it's exciting to see
which one you'll get.
[12:10] Torture
Go ahead, Princess.
[12:12] Princess
All right.
[12:18] Torture
That's the biggest candy!
[12:20] Torture
Incredible, Princess! You're so lucky!
[12:25] Princess
You want it?
[12:25] Torture
Can I have it?
[12:27] Torture
All right! Thank you.
[12:34] Torture
So yummy.
[12:43] Princess
The empire directly employs a secret
order of knights known as Zero Legion.
[12:48] Ex
Your Highness?
[12:48] Princess
The empire directly employs a secret
order of knights known as Zero Legion.
[12:49] Torture
All right! I got a secret!
[12:53] Princess
Good for you. Good for you. Good for you.
[12:56] Ex
Why do you keep saying that?
[12:59] Princess
Good for you.
[13:04] Hell-Lord
Zero Legion?
[13:06] Kanadge
Yes, Your Majesty.
[13:07] Kanadge
The Princess mentioned it.
[13:09] Hell-Lord
Seriously? That's a cool name.
[13:16] Princess
Tiny Torture was so cute.
[13:20] Princess
I succumbed without realizing it.
[13:23] Ex
Security should be weak while
all the demons are children.
[13:27] Ex
Wouldn't it be possible to escape?
[13:29] Youki
Princess-chan!
[13:31] Inki
Hey.
[13:32] Youki
I feel so light.
[13:34] Princess
You-chan, In-chan?
SIGN Harm-Marshal
Youki
SIGN Harm-Marshal
Inki
[13:36] Princess
You're both so cute.
[13:39] Youki
Did you finish your torture?
[13:41] Inki
If you're done, let's play.
[13:42] Youki
Let's play.
[13:44] Princess
Yeah, let's play.
[13:46] Giant
Princess.
[13:48] Giant
Let us join in.
SIGN Combat Soldier Fourth Class
& Pain-Private
Giant
SIGN Beastmaster
Krall
SIGN Krall Regiment
Combat Solider
Mad Wolf
[13:51] Krall
Let us join.
[13:54] Princess
You're smaller than me, Master Mama.
[13:57] Giant
I was a child once, too, you know.
[14:01] Princess
And Krall-chan, you were
totally different back then.
[14:03] Princess
Still cute, though.
[14:05] Krall
‘Course I'm cute.
[14:09] Princess
Vanilla-chan?
SIGN Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
[14:11] Vanilla
As a member of the noble House of Peschutz,
it's not like I want to play.
[14:16] Princes
I want to play with you, Vanilla-chan.
[14:23] Vanilla
Then let's play.
[14:25] Youki
C'mon, Princess-chan. Let's play.
[14:27] Giant
Let's play.
[14:27] Krall
Let's play.
[14:28] Youki
Let's play.
[14:29] Princess
Okay, okay. Let's play.
[14:30] Inki
Hooray.
[14:32] Princess
What should we play together?
[14:35] Vanilla
Let's play trains.
[14:36] Youki
Tag.
[14:37] Princess
Okay. Let's do it all.
[14:40] Ex
Doesn't look like we'll be escaping.
[14:42] Na
With that quiet thought, Ex decided
not to think any further on it.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[14:55] Torture
‘Tis time for torture, Princess.
[14:59] Princess
You've grown since yesterday.
[15:01] Torture
Apparently, the spell gradually fades.
[15:03] Torture
I'll be back to normal by tomorrow.
[15:05] Princess
I see.
[15:06] Ex
Why are you wearing school uniforms, though?
[15:09] Ex
Does the spell make your
clothes younger, too?
[15:11] Torture
No. I simply didn't want
to waste the opportunity.
[15:15] Ex
Waste the opportunity?
[15:16] Torture
Today's torture is…
[15:22] Princess
What's wrong?
[15:23] Torture
Nothing. Today's torture is…
[15:26] Torture
Meat and potato stew.
[15:29] Princess
I can already smell its delicious aroma.
[15:31] Princess
But I am the Princess and Commander of—
[15:33] Torture
Wait.
[15:35] Torture
Please wait.
[15:40] Torture
The truth is, my cooking skills were
reverted along with my appearance.
[15:46] Torture
It didn't turn out like I wanted.
[15:48] Princess
Torture, your hands.
[15:52] Torture
I'm so embarrassed.
[15:55] Torture
At the time, I didn't cook
much, so I was unsuccessful.
[16:00] Torture
Let's cancel today's torture after all.
[16:03] Torture
I doubt this stew tastes any good.
[16:12] Princess
Be more confident in yourself, Torture!
[16:14] Princess
You may lack skill, but
you did your best, right?
[16:17] Princess
Don't worry.
[16:18] Princess
I'll be able to taste the effort.
[16:21] Princess
I'm sure I'll give in!
[16:26] Torture
Princess…
[16:30] Ex
How exactly are you approaching
this situation, Your Highness?
[16:36] Princess
Let's give it a taste.
[16:57] Princess
It's good.
[17:00] Princess
It's hot and flavorful,
[17:03] Princess
and the slight sweetness spreads
the moment you take a bite.
[17:08] Princess
This is worthy of succumbing to.
SIGN The princess
confessed
[17:19] Hell-Lord
I am overflowing with power.
[17:21] Hell-Lord
So this is youth.
[17:23] Hell-Lord
There isn't anything I
particularly wish to do,
[17:26] Hell-Lord
but I have so much excess energy.
[17:32] Kanadge
It sure does feel like
that when you're young.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[17:44] Princess
You're back to normal.
[17:46] Torture
Yes, thankfully.
[17:48] Princess
I'm happy for you.
[17:49] Torture
Thank you.
[17:51] Torture
Now then…
[17:54] Torture
‘Tis time for torture, Princess.
[17:59] Torture
Today's torture is pizza.
[18:02] Princess
Pizza, you say?
[18:03] Princess
This is bad, Ex. Pizza is my favorite food.
[18:07] Ex
You have a lot of favorites.
[18:09] Ex
Is there any food you don't like?
[18:12] Princess
What?
[18:16] Princess
Cough syrup, maybe?
SIGN Over the Counter
SIGN Cold
SIGN Syrup A
[18:18] Ex
That's a low-risk OTC medication!
[18:20] Princess
No, wait. The syrup is pretty tasty, too.
[18:23] Torture
May I begin the torture?
[18:25] Princess
Oh, right. Pizza, was it?
[18:27] Ex
If it's your favorite,
will you confess again?
[18:30] Princess
Don't lose heart, Ex.
[18:32] Princess
Pizza may be my favorite food, but
there's a broad variety of pizza.
SIGN Love
Hate
[18:36] Princess
It's likely they'll serve a type
of pizza that I don't enjoy.
SIGN Hate
[18:40] Ex
I see.
[18:41] Princess
Now what kind of pizza will you
torture me with? Bring it on.
[18:45] Torture
It's not here yet.
[18:47] Princess
What?
[18:51] Torture
We're going to order it now.
[18:53] Princess
Seriously?
[18:55] Torture
Here's the pizza delivery menu.
SIGN Tomato Ceremony
SIGN Mayo Potato
[18:58] Torture
Any pizza you like will be delivered here.
[19:02] Princess
Any pizza I like? You mean I
can choose whatever I want?
[19:06] Torture
Yes.
[19:07] Torture
If you tell me a secret, I will
order whatever pizza you like.
[19:12] Princess
What's this pizza?
[19:14] Princess
There's cheese inside the crust!
SIGN All Pizzas
[19:17] Princess
Are they dumb?! They must be dumb!
[19:20] Ex
Your Highness, your face has “I love this
kind of nonsense” written all over it.
[19:24] Princess
What should I get? I can't decide.
[19:27] Ex
Are we assuming you'll divulge a secret?
[19:30] Princess
That was close.
[19:32] Princess
I nearly let her sweet talk me.
[19:35] Ex
All Torture did was hand you the menu.
[19:38] Princess
Don't worry, Ex. I'm fine now.
[19:41] Princess
I won't choose a pizza to order.
[19:44] Ex
Are you sure about that?
[19:46] Princess
Choosing one of these pizzas
from all these choices
[19:49] Princess
would be like choosing just
one citizen of the empire.
[19:52] Princess
As royalty, I could never do that.
[19:55] Princess
All the people should be loved equally.
[19:58] Ex
I have no idea what you're saying, but as
long as you won't give in, that's fine.
[20:02] Torture
If you're having trouble
choosing, how about this?
SIGN Choose Any Pizza
[20:06] Princess
Half and half?
[20:07] Princess
They can put the toppings for
two types on one pizza?
[20:11] Princess
Such avarice. To be able to choose two…
[20:17] Princess
The people wouldn't get lonely
if I chose two of them, right?
[20:19] Ex
Your Highness?
[20:21] Torture
Additionally, behold.
SIGN Pizza Pizza 4
[20:22] Torture
Pizza pizza four.
[20:23] Princess
Four?
[20:26] Torture
It's has four varieties of
toppings on a single pizza.
[20:31] Princess
Four types on one pizza? That's…
[20:37] Princess
That's a whole freaking family.
SIGN The princess
confessed
[20:45] Princess
So good.
[20:48] Princess
The cheese is so melty.
[20:48] Torture
The location of the hideout
the emperor uses to meditate.
[20:50] Princess
The people must be happy, too.
[20:53] Torture
This secret should satisfy His Majesty.
[20:57] Hell-Lord
What?
[20:58] Hell-Lord
Is that true?
[21:00] Hell-Lord
You won the newbie award
for your picture book?
SIGN Former Undercover Agent
Dark Ninja Gekkou
[21:03] Gekkou
Yes.
[21:05] Kanadge
Take a look at this.
SIGN Shujansha New Picture Book
Author Award Results
[21:07] Kanadge
He won an honorable mention for his
submission “What's a Ninja?”
[21:11] Gekkou
I'd been drawing a bit even before
I quit, and one of those books won.
[21:17] Gekkou
It's a miracle.
[21:20] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh. There's no
such thing as miracles.
[21:25] Hell-Lord
Your hard work simply paid off.
[21:30] Gekkou
Thank you.
[21:32] Hell-Lord
Congratulations! Geh-heh-heh.
[21:37] Na
His fifth book, Gekkou the
Ninja*, became a massive hit,
[21:40] Na
and in three years it would become an anime.
[23:17] Gekkou
Good boys and girls, it's
time for Gekkou the Ninja.
SIGN Gekkou the Ninja
[23:23] All
Gekkou the Ninja!
[23:30] Gekkou
Gekkou the Ninja is off to work again.
[23:32] Gekkou
He's gonna torture bad*
guys into submission.
[23:38] Gekkou
Ninja!
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SIGN Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
[00:08] (Flashback) Vanilla
A proud lady like myself needs no friends!
[00:12] (Flashback) Princess
All right. I'll tell you a secret.
[00:15] (Flashback) Ex
Your Highness?
[00:17] (Flashback) Princess
I also believed that a proud
knight like myself needs no friends.
[00:24] (Flashback) Princess
But...
[00:26] (Flashback) Princess
The truth is...
[00:27] (Flashback) Princess
I wanted friends.
[00:30] (Flashback) Vanilla
Me, too.
[00:38] Vanilla
My very first friend!
[00:41] Vanilla
I want to hang out with
her, just the two of us!
[00:45] Vanilla
But I'm the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz.
[00:49] Vanilla
It'd be totally unacceptable to invite her!
[00:53] Vanilla
The princess should be the one who asks me!
[00:55] Vanilla
Nothing says a prisoner can't invite
her torturer to go have some fun!
[01:01] Vanilla
No, that's not it.
[01:04] Vanilla
It's not the family name that's stopping me.
[01:08] Vanilla
I just can't work up the courage.
[01:11] Vanilla
Blaming my upbringing
for my own cowardice...
[01:14] Vanilla
Some Peschutz I am!
[01:17] Vanilla
It's time to show my courage and rise up!
[01:22] Vanilla
But where could we even go?
[01:32] Jimochi
Zoom!
[01:35] Jimochi
Yay!
[01:36] Princess
Wow!
[01:38] Princess
How did you do that?!
[01:40] Jimochi
Not telling!
[01:41] Ex
What are you watching?
[01:42] Princess
Not fair!
[01:42] Princess
Oh, a video of Jimochi and me going
ice skating after ditching lessons.
[01:47] Ex
That damn geezer, I swear...
[01:48] Princess
You're so awesome, Jimochi!
[01:49] Princess
Man, I'd love to go skating again.
[01:53] Ex
Ice skating sounds great!
[01:55] Princess
You can skate, Ex?
[01:57] Ex
My specialty is the quadruple Salchow!
[02:00] Princess
Huh...
[02:02] Ex
Ah! You don't believe me!
[02:04] Vanilla
Ice skating! That's it!
[02:08] Narration
The House of Peschutz.
[02:10] Narration
Descended from Melaarc Peschutz,
[02:13] Narration
the clandestine right-hand
man of the first Hell-Lord,
[02:16] Narration
they are a noble clan of vampires.
[02:18] Narration
They will use any means necessary to
achieve their ends, stopping at nothing.
[02:23] Narration
Rumors say they are the most ruthlessly
brutal among the Hellhorde.
SIGN Current Head
Aliotto Peschutz
[02:30] Aliotto
Book it out!
SIGN Aliotto's Wife
Extrac Peschutz
[02:33] Extrac
What's the matter, dear?
[02:35] Aliotto
Honey!
[02:36] Aliotto
We need to book out all of Peschutz
Ice Skating Rink for tomorrow!
[02:40] Extrac
Book it out?
[02:41] Extrac
That's impossible on such short notice.
[02:43] Extrac
We have group reservations—
[02:44] Aliotto
Listen to what Vanilla-chan just told me!
[02:48] (Flashback) Vanilla
Papa.
[02:49] (Flashback) Vanilla
Can I get a ticket for the ice rink?
[02:53] (Flashback) Aliotto
Vanilla-chan, you know you can ask the
front desk and get in without a ticket.
[02:57] (Flashback) Vanilla
Ah, um, well...
[03:01] (Flashback) Vanilla
I wanted to go with a friend.
[03:04] (Flashback) Aliotto
A friend?!
[03:06] Aliotto
Fr-Frie... Friend... Fr...
[03:06] (Flashback) Vanilla
Yeah.
[03:08] (Flashback) Vanilla
The other day, for the first time...
[03:10] (Flashback) Vanilla
I made a friend.
[03:12] Aliotto
Fr-Friend...
[03:12] (Flashback) Vanilla
I made a friend...
[03:18] Extrac
Let's book it out!
[03:20] Aliotto
So that Vanilla-chan can spend a
day having fun with her friend!
[03:24] Extrac
The cancellation fees for the reservations
are a small price to pay!
[03:29] Narration
They will use any means necessary to
achieve their ends, stopping at nothing.
[03:33] Narration
That is the way of the
noble House of Peschutz.
[03:41] Vanilla
Hmm...
[03:42] Vanilla
I don't think this is it.
[03:44] Vanilla
I know!
[03:47] Vanilla
The outfit I saved to wear
on a special occasion.
[03:55] Vanilla
There we go!
[03:56] Vanilla
Perfect for my first time
hanging out with a friend!
SIGN Peschutz Ice Skating Rink
SIGN Notice for Visitors
We are booked today for
a private event.
We apologize to all
of our customers.
Thank you for your
understanding.
[04:08] Princess
Wow! This place is huge!
[04:10] Princess
Not a scratch on the ice!
[04:13] Vanilla
What do you think, Princess?
[04:15] Vanilla
The noble House of Peschutz
[04:16] Vanilla
is focused more on the sports industry
than vampire services nowadays.
[04:20] Ex
Vampirism is a business now?
[04:22] Vanilla
This ice rink is operated
by the Peschutz family!
[04:25] Vanilla
Thanks to my noble powers,
it's booked out for the day!
[04:29] Princess
B-Booked out?!
[04:31] Vanilla
Well?
[04:31] Vanilla
Do you feel humbled?
[04:32] Princess
That's amazing, Vanilla-chan!
[04:36] Vanilla
Yeah...
[04:38] Vanilla
Well, the amazing ones are
actually Mama and Papa.
[04:41] Vanilla
O-Okay, should we skate toge—
[04:44] Princess
I get it.
[04:45] Princess
So today's torture is ice skating!
[04:47] Vanilla
Huh?
[04:48] Princess
You prepared this torture knowing
that I wanted to go skating!
[04:52] Princess
Pretty good, Vanilla-chan!
[04:55] Vanilla
I-I sure am!
[04:57] Princess
But you forget that I'm the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion!
[05:02] Princess
I will not lose to ice skating!
[05:05] Vanilla
Dang it!
[05:06] Vanilla
Now it's being treated like torture!
[05:10] Princess
Go on!
[05:10] Princess
Show me your skating form!
[05:13] Princess
If I end up tempted and step
into the rink, I lose!
[05:15] Princess
Well, I'll definitely resist, though!
[05:17] Ex
If only you had more to show
for that big talk of yours...
[05:20] Princess
Go on now, Vanilla-chan!
[05:23] Vanilla
Ah, yeah...
[05:26] Vanilla
Okay, Princess.
[05:29] Vanilla
Time for your torture...
[05:39] Vanilla
Ah, whoops.
[05:41] Vanilla
I've never ice skated before.
[05:44] Vanilla
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[05:48] Vanilla
I was too busy thinking about
hanging out with the princess!
[05:51] Vanilla
I completely forgot that I can't skate!
[05:54] Vanilla
And my clumsy way of inviting her
made her think this is torture...
[05:59] Vanilla
Ah, jeez!
[06:04] Vanilla
If I knew this would happen...
[06:07] Vanilla
I wouldn't have worked up my courage...
[06:23] Princess
I made it!
[06:25] Vanilla
Princess?
[06:27] Vanilla
Um, by entering the rink...
[06:29] Princess
Yeah, I admit defeat.
[06:32] Princess
But more importantly, I'm
glad you didn't fall over.
[06:38] Vanilla
Prinshess!
[06:41] Princess
Huh?
[06:41] Princess
What's wrong, Vanilla-chan?
[06:43] Princess
Calm down!
[06:44] Princess
I'll tell you a secret!
[06:46] Vanilla
You don't need to do that!
[06:48] Princess
Huh? Why not?
[06:50] Vanilla
B-Because...
[06:52] Vanilla
t-today wasn't supposed to be...
[06:54] Princess
Wait, this wasn't torture, and you
just wanted to go skating with me?
[07:01] Vanilla
N-No way!
[07:03] Vanilla
It's not like I'd ever... ever...
[07:10] Princess
It's fine, I'll share a secret.
[07:14] Princess
Today's secret is...
[07:16] Princess
the imperial technique to
get better at skating!
[07:29] Princess
Yeah, that's it.
[07:31] Princess
Try not to kick backwards, but
use the side of your foot.
[07:35] Princess
Well? Think you got it?
[07:37] Vanilla
Yeah.
[07:38] Vanilla
This is fun!
[07:40] Princess
Glad to hear it!
[07:43] Princess
Vanilla-chan, that outfit
looks great on you.
[07:47] Princess
So cute!
[07:48] Vanilla
Prinshess!
SIGN The two of them
had fun
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
[07:52] Princess
Up you go!
[07:54] Vanilla
Up I go?!
[07:58] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[08:05] Torture
Is something the matter?
[08:06] Torture
You seem quite listless.
[08:09] Torture
Are you feeling unwell?
[08:10] Princess
What?!
[08:11] Princess
H-Hmph! In your dreams!
[08:15] Princess
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion!
[08:18] Princess
I'm in tip-top shape at all times!
[08:20] Princess
There's no way that I'd be feeling sick!
[08:25] Torture
Did you think the slightest change
to your condition would escape me?
[08:32] Torture
37.2 degrees.
[08:34] Princess
See?
[08:35] Princess
Told you it wasn't a big deal!
[08:37] Torture
What are you talking about?
[08:39] Torture
Considering your normal body temperature,
this is plenty worrisome.
[08:44] Torture
I'm sure you must be feeling quite ill.
[08:47] Torture
Ex, whose power is intertwined with you,
is all tuckered out and silent.
[08:53] Torture
I'll call off today's torture,
so please get some rest.
[08:59] Princess
I'm an Imperial Commander,
and yet you take pity on me?
[09:04] Princess
How utterly insulting!
[09:09] Princess
It's so soft and warm!
[09:14] Princess
During marches, I would have
to camp outside a lot.
[09:19] Princess
My body's capable of sleeping comfortably
even in rocky areas and other hard places...
[09:23] Princess
But a futon really does feel so nice!
[09:27] Torture
Would you prefer congee or udon for lunch?
[09:31] Princess
I get to pick?!
[09:32] Princess
Um, in that case...
[09:35] Princess
Udon!
[09:45] Princess
It's good!
[09:48] Princess
Pudding!
[09:50] Princess
I can have it?
[09:51] Torture
It's a special treat for today.
[09:55] Princess
Hooray!
SIGN Demon World
Shocking
SIGN 5th Appearance
After 10 Years
SIGN Actor: Kyo Yoshizawa
[10:01] Emcee
How've you been?
[10:03] Emcee
Did you cut your hair?
[10:04] Bamboo Pole Truck
Bamboo! Bamboo poles!
[10:04] Emcee
Boy, we received more
flowers than ever today!
[10:09] Emcee
Huh? There's even some from Hige and Nazca!
[10:13] Emcee
Ah, you starred in that drama with them!
[10:16] Torture
That should do it.
[10:17] Torture
Princess, are you thirsty?
SIGN The princess
got some sleep
[10:29] Hell-Lord
What?
[10:30] Hell-Lord
The princess caught a cold?
[10:32] Kanadge
Yes.
[10:33] Kanadge
Torture is currently nursing
her back to health.
[10:35] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[10:37] Hell-Lord
Hope she feels better.
[10:39] Kanadge
It seems that humans have difficulty with
the Demon World's wild temperature swings.
[10:44] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[10:46] Hell-Lord
Humans are such fragile
and delicate creatures.
[10:50] Hell-Lord
So be it!
[10:51] Hell-Lord
If that's the case, then let her keep
the futon even after she recovers!
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
SIGN The princess made
a full recovery
[11:12] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[11:17] Princess
What's wrong, Torture?
[11:18] Princess
You don't seem very chipper.
[11:19] Torture
No, that's not true at all...
[11:23] Princess
Did you think the slightest
change to your condition...
[11:26] Princess
would escape me?!
[11:29] Torture
Well done, Princess.
[11:31] Torture
It seems I can't keep a secret from you.
[11:33] Princess
What happened?
[11:35] Torture
This is classified information, actually...
[11:37] Torture
but there are going to be
personnel transfers tomorrow.
[11:40] Ex
The Hellhorde's got personnel
shakeups, too, huh?
[11:43] Princess
By personnel transfers, you mean
like changing departments?
[11:48] Torture
Yes.
[11:49] Torture
In other words, our torture
sessions together...
[11:53] Torture
might end after today.
[11:55] Princess
What?!
[11:57] Princess
As a high-ranking grand inquisitor,
shouldn't you be safe?!
[12:01] Torture
Torturers are a specialist position,
so transfers are very rare.
[12:05] Torture
But I can't say for certain.
[12:07] Torture
There's also the possibility of being moved
from the trenches to a board position.
[12:11] Torture
And not just me, of course.
[12:13] Torture
Someone else could end up
being transferred as well.
[12:16] Princess
No way...
[12:17] Princess
And tomorrow's the announcement...
[12:20] Princess
Will you be notified before then?
[12:22] Torture
No.
[12:23] Torture
On the morning of, it will
be posted by the entrance.
SIGN Hellhorde Personnel
SIGN Hellhorde Personnel
[12:27] Ex
What is this, a classroom shuffle?
[12:29] Torture
Of course, I could continue to
be entrusted with you as well.
[12:35] Princess
Torture...
[12:37] Princess
Even if they split us up, we should
still grab lunch together...
[12:41] Ex
What is this, a classroom shuffle?
[12:42] Torture
Oh, my apologies.
[12:44] Torture
I didn't mean to make things so somber.
[12:47] Torture
This might be our last time, so we
wouldn't want to end on such a sad note!
[12:52] Princess
I will not give in!
[12:55] Princess
When you said that this
might be our last time,
[12:57] Princess
I made up my mind to never give in today!
[13:00] Princess
Torture! You'll never make
me surrender as you are!
[13:06] Princess
Not while you're alone, that is!
[13:12] Ex
What?
[13:16] Torture
Is that right?
[13:17] Torture
Then I suppose I have no
choice but to call for help.
[13:22] Torture
The final torture...
[13:24] Torture
Everyone, assemble!
[13:28] Vanilla
Here we go, Prinshess!
[13:30] Maomao-Chan
Here we come!
[13:31] Group
Get ready, Princess-chan!
[13:35] Torture
Prepare yourself, Princess!
[13:37] Princess
Let's go!
[13:39] Princess
I am the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion!
[13:43] Princess
I will never submit to such
feeble torture as this!
[13:54] Demon A
Where'd you end up?
[13:55] Demon B
It says I'm in the Fourth Army!
SIGN The next day
[13:57] Demon C
Whoa, look who's moving up.
[13:59] Demon D
Wowie.
[14:00] Demon E
We'll need to celebrate.
SIGN Hellhorde Personnel
[14:10] Princess
Torture!
[14:12] Torture
Princess?!
[14:14] Torture
What are you doing out—
[14:18] Princess
Awesome! We're all together again!
[14:22] Inki
G-Grand Inquisitor.
[14:25] Inki
It's an honor to report to you again.
[14:29] Youki
We'll torture 'em real good!
[14:35] Torture
Princess, I look forward to
spending more time together.
[14:39] Princess
Yeah!
[14:40] Princess
Just know that I won't surrender!
SIGN The princess
confessed
[16:43] Princess
Where am I?
[16:45] Hell-Lord
So you've come to.
[16:52] Hell-Lord
We've been reincarnated in another world.
[16:57] Princess
What?
[16:59] Ex
What's the meaning of this?
[17:01] Princess
The Hell-Lord's body double!
[17:02] Princess
Please explain this!
SIGN The princess and Ex think the Hell-Lord is his own body double
[17:04] Hell-Lord
Just as we'd all gathered
for a game of basketball...
[17:10] Hell-Lord
Do you remember the lightning strike
during that sudden thunderstorm?
[17:14] Hell-Lord
It looks like that caused our
reincarnation in this parallel world.
[17:19] Hell-Lord
We're still alive, so maybe it's
teleportation to a parallel world?
[17:22] Hell-Lord
Either way, you see it all the time in anime.
[17:25] Princess
I don't watch anime.
[17:26] Hell-Lord
O-Oh.
[17:28] Ex
So we're in a different world than our own?
[17:31] Princess
How do we get back?
[17:33] Hell-Lord
The way it usually works is you can
go back once you save the world.
[17:38] Hell-Lord
I woke up around two hours
earlier than you did.
[17:41] Hell-Lord
I've been exploring our surroundings here.
[17:45] Hell-Lord
It looks like this world is under the
reign of one known as the Black Monarch,
[17:50] Hell-Lord
who causes the populace great suffering.
[17:52] Ex
The Black Monarch?!
[17:53] Hell-Lord
To reach the Black Monarch's palace,
[17:56] Hell-Lord
one must vanquish the Four Horsemen of
Darkness, who reside in the Black Tower.
SIGN The Black Tower
[18:02] Hell-Lord
As for the Four Horsemen, I defeated them
all while I happened to be out investigating.
SIGN The Four Horsemen of Darkness
[18:07] Ex
You defeated them?!
[18:09] Hell-Lord
As I wandered the Dark Wastelands...
SIGN The Dark Wastelands
[18:15] (Flashback) Garyuo
Never thought someone would show
up and beat the Four Horsemen.
[18:19] (Flashback) Garyuo
But don't get cocky just yet.
[18:22] (Flashback) Garyuo
Did you know?
[18:23] (Flashback) Garyuo
The Four Horsemen of Darkness have
a Dark Power Level of 15 at best!
[18:28] Ex
Explain this Dark Power Level thing first!
[18:31] (Flashback) Garyuo
I am Garyuo!
SIGN Garyuo
[18:33] Garyuo
My Dark Power Level is 100!
SIGN Dark Power Level:
[18:41] Hell-Lord
After defeating Garyuo,
[18:43] Hell-Lord
the Gate of Darkness leading
to the Black Palace appeared.
[18:47] Ex
Garyuo got done in with his introduction!
SIGN Gate of Darkness
[18:51] Hell-Lord
I passed through the Gate of
Darkness to the Black Palace.
SIGN The Black Palace
[18:54] Hell-Lord
Awaiting me there were the
Black Monarch's loyal minions:
[18:59] Hell-Lord
The Nine Darknesses.
SIGN Minions of the Black Monarch: The Nine Darknesses
[19:00] Hell-Lord
All mighty warriors, with Dark
Power Levels exceeding 5,000.
[19:04] Ex
The irreversible power
inflation's already begun!
[19:08] Hell-Lord
Well, I managed to take them
down after this and that,
[19:11] Hell-Lord
and thus, I reached the throne
room of the Black Monarch.
[19:15] Ex
"This and that" are all the
Nine Darknesses get, huh?
SIGN Steamed Buns of Darkness
[19:24] (Flashback) Black Monarch
So you've made it this far.
SIGN The Black Monarch
[19:27] (Flashback) Black Monarch
Unfortunately for you,
[19:29] (Flashback) Black Monarch
my Dark Power Level is...
[19:31] (Flashback) Black Monarch
980,000.
SIGN Dark Power Level:
[19:33] Ex
Now I feel sorry for Garyuo, showing
off with a Dark Power Level of 100.
[19:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch
What's more, without the
heavenly dragons' treasure,
[19:41] (Flashback) Black Monarch
the Sacred Skymitar, my
body cannot be pierced.
[19:44] Ex
Why is he giving you hints
on how to beat him?
[19:47] Hell-Lord
And so, I went into battle
against the Black Monarch!
[19:54] Ex
What's with the song?!
[20:03] Hell-Lord
No manner of slashing spell was able to
make even a scratch on the Black Monarch.
[20:11] (Flashback) Black Monarch
Is that all you've got?!
[20:12] (Flashback) Black Monarch
My Soul of Darkness, imbued with
the power of the Black Moon,
[20:15] (Flashback) Black Monarch
has been led by the Dark Light and
burns darkly with the Black Flames,
[20:19] (Flashback) Black Monarch
mastering the Way of the Dark!
[20:21] (Flashback) Black Monarch
The Road of Darkness!
[20:23] Ex
Dirt cheap prices on darkness!
[20:26] (Flashback) Black Monarch
Now it's time I make my move.
[20:28] (Flashback) Black Monarch
I'll finish you off and engulf the world
in darkness with my Dark Power Level.
[20:35] (Flashback) Black Monarch
Black Sword!
[20:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch
Can you withstand my Special Dark Attack?!
[20:47] (Flashback) Black Monarch
Eh?
[20:51] Hell-Lord
My slashing spells had no effect on him.
[20:56] Hell-Lord
So I punched the living
daylights out of him.
[21:09] Ex
Man, this is long...
[21:25] Hell-Lord
And so, I vanquished the Black
Monarch, and returned here.
[21:30] Ex
So you saved the world in
two hours, give or take?
[21:33] Group
What?
[21:35] Princess
The body double saved the world?
[21:37] Hell-Lord
I normally try and act
with the utmost caution,
[21:40] Hell-Lord
but I couldn't forgive the Black Monarch
after learning of his evil deeds.
[21:44] Hell-Lord
Also, I've always dreamed of being
reincarnated in another world...
[21:49] Hell-Lord
So I got a little excited!
[21:51] Hell-Lord
So I got a little excited!
[21:53] Hell-Lord
So I got a little excited!
[21:57] Ex
Such strength for only a body double...
[21:59] Princess
Yeah, the Imperial Army's in danger.
[22:02] Hell-Lord
The Imperial Army commands a
much larger force than we do.
[22:06] Hell-Lord
Besides...
[22:07] Hell-Lord
What good can come from crushing your
opponent with overwhelming force?
[22:18] Villager Man 1
The Black Clouds have vanished!
[22:20] Villager Woman 1
Could it be that the Black Monarch...
[22:23] Villager Man 2
Th-That reminds me, earlier...
[22:25] Villager Man 2
A strange man came around asking
about the Black Monarch.
[22:30] Village Elder
It's the great hero...
[22:33] Villager Man 3
That can't be!
[22:34] Villager Woman 2
"When the world falls to darkness, a hero
bearing a sacred sword will appear."
[22:39] Villager Woman 2
The one from that legend?!
[22:40] Villager Man 4
Wait, the legend says that a new
calamity appears with the hero, too!
[22:44] Villager Man 4
The King of the Demon World!
[22:46] Village Elder
He must have defeated the King
of the Demon World as well.
[22:52] Village Elder
Praise be to the hero!
[23:09] Youki
Princess-chan!
[23:10] Torture
Just where have you two been?
[23:14] Princess
Man, looks like we ended
up in another world.
[23:17] Kanadge
I'm relieved to see you safe.
[23:19] Maomao-Chan
I was real worried after
you left all of a sudden!
[23:22] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[23:23] Hell-Lord
I'm sorry about that.
[23:26] Hell-Lord
Well then, let's take it from the top...
[23:31] Hell-Lord
And have ourselves a nice
game of basketball!
[23:34] Group
Yeah!
[23:36] Narration
The torture will continue!