# Season 1
# E1 - Untitled
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**[00:23] Soldier 1**
Your Highness!
**[00:25] Soldier 1**
It'll be half a day until we reach the
location where the monster was sighted.
**[00:28] Princess**
Yes, I understand.
**[00:30] Princess**
We've still got some way to
go, but remain vigilant—
**[00:40] Soldier 3**
It's here!
**[00:46] Soldier 1**
That can't be!
**[00:47] Soldier 1**
The monster came this way to attack us?!
**[00:50] Soldier 1**
We're not prepared to go into combat!
**[00:52] Princess**
Looks like we're in luck.
**[00:54] Soldier 1**
What?!
**[00:57] Princess**
We've been saved a half-day's
worth of walking.
**[01:01] Soldier 2**
It's no use!
**[01:02] Soldier 2**
This thing's stronger than they said!
**[01:03] Soldier 3**
W-We can't even get close!
**[01:23] Princess**
Ex Seque Duel!
**[01:38] Soldier 3**
A-A single blow!
**[01:45] Soldier 3**
Your Highness!
**[01:47] Soldier 1**
Well done, Your Highness!
**[01:48] Soldier 2**
What fine swordsmanship!
**[01:49] Soldier 3**
Our princess, and Commander
of the Third Legion!
**[01:51] Group**
Princess! Princess! Princess!
**[01:57] Soldier 3**
A shout of victory!
**[02:00] Group**
Princess! Princess! Princess!
**[02:39] Ex**
* Many moons have passed since the Imperial*
* Army went to war with the Hellhorde.*
**[02:44] Ex**
* I fell into the hands of the Hellhorde, and*
* find myself imprisoned with Her Highness.*
***SIGN*** Sentient Sacred Blade
Ex
**[02:51] Ex**
*Her Highness has seen her fair share of war,*
**[02:54] Ex**
* proving herself on the battlefield*
* time and time again.*
**[02:56] Ex**
*These indignities are hardly enough...*
**[03:00] Ex**
*to break her will!*
**[03:51] Torture**
Princess.
**[03:52] Torture**
Is there no way to get you to reveal
the Royal Empire's secrets?
**[03:58] Ex**
Save your breath.
**[03:59] Ex**
Her Highness is not only a princess, but
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[04:04] Ex**
She would not so easily
divulge imperial secrets.
**[04:09] Torture**
Is that so?
**[04:11] Torture**
In that case, though it pains me greatly...
**[04:15] Torture**
Starting today, we will be subjecting
you to full-blown torture.
***SIGN*** Hellhorde Grand Inquisitor
Torture Tortura
**[04:21] Ex**
Torture?!
**[04:26] Ex**
Wait!
**[04:27] Ex**
War prisoner conventions
prohibit the use of torture!
**[04:30] Torture**
Those are human laws, are they not?
**[04:32] Princess**
Ex.
**[04:34] Princess**
Don't worry about me.
**[04:36] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[04:37] Princess**
Sear me with flames and burn my
body, but I will keep my silence.
**[04:44] Ex**
Your Highness.
**[04:52] Torture**
In that case...
**[04:54] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[05:19] Ex**
What?
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[06:57] Ex**
What in the world?
**[07:00] Torture**
'Tis toast.
**[07:01] Ex**
Toast?!
**[07:03] Ex**
And what exactly do you
plan to do with *that*?!
**[07:06] Ex**
Don't tell me you plan on
enticing her with food!
**[07:08] Ex**
She's not a child, you know!
**[07:09] Princess**
Looks yummy...
**[07:12] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[07:13] Princess**
D-Don't get me wrong, Ex!
**[07:15] Princess**
I'm not feeling tempted at all!
**[07:16] Princess**
I simply gave my honest impression
of how good it looks!
**[07:18] Princess**
All human beings would feel the same way!
**[07:20] Princess**
So I definitely didn't give
in to temptation here...
**[07:21] Ex**
Slow down!
**[07:24] Princess**
I would never give in to
the likes of mere toast!
**[07:38] Princess**
**Ah, I can see it...**
**[07:40] Princess**
**I can just see it!**
**[07:42] Princess**
**A carpet of gold!**
**[07:45] Princess**
**The heads of wheat, heavy with grain...**
**[07:48] Princess**
**just waiting to be harvested!**
**[07:53] Princess**
**The yeast and unsalted butter
performing in perfect harmony!**
**[08:00] Princess**
**And most of all, that snow-white angel,
the flour, with its fragrant aroma!**
**[08:09] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[08:11] Princess**
You've got it wrong, Ex!
**[08:12] Princess**
This is, um, you know!
**[08:13] Princess**
Ah yes! That's it!
**[08:14] Princess**
What I mean is not what you're thinking!
**[08:16] Princess**
It's something else entirely!
**[08:17] Princess**
See, don't you get it now?!
**[08:18] Princess**
That's what I'm talking about!
**[08:18] Ex**
Please wipe the drool off your face.
**[08:20] Torture**
Shh.
**[08:34] Princess**
**I-I can hear it!**
**[08:36] Princess**
**It sounds...**
**[08:37] Princess**
**It sounds so tasty!**
**[08:39] Princess**
**The crunchy, flame-seared surface.**
**[08:42] Princess**
**A little burnt, which only makes it better!**
**[08:44] Princess**
**As it's torn open, it refuses to stay
silent and emits those dulcet tones!**
**[08:54] Princess**
**And its chewy, moist interior!**
**[08:59] Princess**
**Thank you!**
**[09:00] Princess**
**Thank you, tasty sounds!**
**[09:05] Princess**
**A hearty meal for the ears!**
**[09:09] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[09:13] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[09:15] Princess**
Curses...
**[09:16] Princess**
I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[09:23] Princess**
I-I will never give in...
**[09:27] Princess**
to your pathetic torture!
**[09:29] Torture**
The torture isn't over yet.
**[09:34] Torture**
'Tis a bowl of beef stew
that has been eaten.
**[09:36] Princess**
You wouldn't dare!
**[09:38] Princess**
You fiend!
**[09:45] Princess**
That *has* to taste amazing!
**[10:27] Princess**
I'll talk...
**[10:32] Torture**
I see.
**[10:34] Torture**
So that's the weak point
of the Imperial Army.
**[10:37] Ex**
Your Highness...
**[10:39] Torture**
It appears to be reliable information.
**[10:42] Princess**
I did it.
**[10:43] Princess**
I spilled the beans.
**[10:45] Princess**
So let me have some toast.
**[10:48] Princess**
Just one slice.
**[10:50] Princess**
One slice is all I ask for!
**[10:52] Torture**
One slice?
**[10:54] Torture**
What are you saying?
**[10:56] Torture**
You've already divulged your secrets.
**[10:59] Torture**
In other words, we're done with you.
**[11:03] Torture**
You won't get just one slice...
**[11:06] Torture**
We'll throw a toast party!
**[11:08] Princess**
Yay!
**[11:11] Ex**
What..?
**[11:15] Princess**
So yummy!
**[11:18] Princess**
Untz, untz, untz!
**[11:22] Ex**
Untz, untz, untz...
**[11:22] Princess**
Untz, untz, untz!
***SIGN*** Grand
Inquisitor's
Chamber
**[11:27] Torture**
What was that?
**[11:29] Torture**
Our army is too feeble to win
with a meager secret like that?
**[11:33] Kanadge**
Yes.
**[11:35] Torture**
*Understood.*
**[11:36] Torture**
We will delay the princess's release
**[11:39] Torture**
until I obtain information
that our army can use.
**[11:45] Torture**
Don't take it personally, Princess.
**[11:50] Torture**
I'm doing this all for
the sake of His Majesty.
**[11:54] Torture**
Starting today, the princess will
be tortured on a daily basis.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[12:11] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[12:18] Ex**
Grand Inquisitor Torture Tortura.
**[12:23] Ex**
Her Highness may have been bested
yesterday due to her hunger,
**[12:27] Ex**
but thanks to your bread torture from
yesterday, she's all *bread*y today!
**[12:31] Princess**
As in, full of bread!
**[12:33] Ex**
Today's the day that Her Highness,
**[12:35] Ex**
Princess and Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion,
**[12:38] Ex**
stands up to your torture!
**[12:40] Ex**
Yes, no matter what you
may subject her to...
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Sauce
***SIGN*** Cheese
***SIGN*** Extra-Spicy
Sauce
**[12:52] Ex**
Takoyaki?
**[12:55] Ex**
Don't kid me with that takoyaki!
**[12:57] Ex**
Like I said, Her Highness
is all *bread*y for you!
**[13:01] Ex**
Besides, Her Highness was
raised on the finest meals,
**[13:04] Ex**
so she'd never be done in
by such low-brow food!
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Sauce
***SIGN*** Cheese
***SIGN*** Extra-Spicy
Sauce
**[13:08] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[13:10] Princess**
Th-That's right!
**[13:12] Princess**
You can't sway me with something
I've never eaten, like takoyaki!
**[13:19] Princess**
I know what it is, at least.
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Crêpes
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
**[13:22] Princess**
I'd always gaze out of the palace
windows alone at the festivals.
**[13:28] Princess**
The citizens bought them from stalls...
**[13:31] Princess**
to eat with family! Lovers! Friends!
**[13:35] Princess**
With smiles on their faces!
**[13:41] Princess**
H-Honestly, I was so jealous of them...
**[13:45] Ex**
She's crying!
**[13:47] Torture**
Princess.
**[13:50] Torture**
Would you like to try one?
**[13:52] Ex**
You mustn't, Your Highness!
**[13:55] Ex**
If you stuff your face with
freshly-made takoyaki...
**[14:00] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[14:05] Ex**
But she looks happy!
**[14:07] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:08] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:09] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:10] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:23] Princess**
**Crispy on the outside!**
**[14:23] Batter**
*Yum!*
**[14:25] Princess**
**Gooey on the inside!**
**[14:27] Princess**
**Plump octopus right in the middle...**
**[14:34] Princess**
**Mingling!**
**[14:35] Princess**
**The octopus and batter mingling
as they dance in your mouth!**
**[14:40] Princess**
**The way it asserts itself as
it passes down your throat!**
**[14:43] Princess**
**Its faint warmth even as
it reaches your stomach!**
**[14:46] Princess**
**A carnival of joy in every bodily organ!**
**[14:52] Princess**
**So this is...**
**[14:54] Princess**
**T-A-K-O-yaki!**
***SIGN*** Truly
***SIGN*** Ambrosial
***SIGN*** Kaleidoscope of
***SIGN*** Octopus
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[15:03] Torture**
I see.
**[15:05] Torture**
So that's where the Imperial
Army hid its ultimate weapon.
**[15:10] Princess**
Take a look, Ex!
**[15:12] Princess**
I grilled this one myself!
**[15:14] Princess**
There's cheese inside!
**[15:16] Princess**
Crispy and gooey! Plump and gooey!
**[15:16] Ex**
Crispy and gooey... Plump and gooey...
***SIGN*** Grand
Inquisitor's
Chamber
**[15:20] Torture**
Excuse me?
**[15:22] Torture**
His Majesty said what?
**[15:25] Kanadge**
That's right.
***SIGN*** Attendant to the Hell-Lord
***SIGN*** Kanadge
**[15:29] Kanadge**
He said, "I'm too scared to
use a weapon that powerful."
**[15:38] Torture**
I see.
**[15:40] Torture**
I suppose that's that if he's scared.
**[15:42] Torture**
I shall have to come up
with a different torture.
**[15:46] Torture**
'Tis quite late already.
**[15:48] Torture**
I must retire for the night soon.
**[15:51] Torture**
That's it!
***SIGN*** The Next Day,
Midnight
**[15:58] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[16:01] Ex**
Torture this late at night?
**[16:03] Ex**
Does the Hellhorde know no manners?
**[16:05] Torture**
I do apologize.
**[16:07] Torture**
However, I chose this time for a reason.
**[16:11] Princess**
I've got it, Ex.
**[16:13] Princess**
She must plan on using sleep
deprivation to torture me.
**[16:16] Ex**
I see!
**[16:17] Ex**
It's true that sleep deprivation would
be excruciating for the average person.
**[16:21] Ex**
However, Your Highness is Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[16:26] Ex**
You've faced fierce battlefields
with no room to rest,
**[16:29] Ex**
fighting for nights on end without sleep.
**[16:32] Princess**
Yeah.
**[16:33] Princess**
I also pulled four all-nighters in
a row once playing video games.
**[16:35] Ex**
You can leave that part out!
**[16:37] Princess**
Anyway, I'm used to going without sleep!
**[16:40] Princess**
I can handle however
many hours you throw at me!
**[16:42] Torture**
Unfortunately, Princess, today's torture
does not involve depriving you of sleep.
**[16:47] Princess**
What?
**[16:53] Princess**
This smell! This warmth!
**[16:56] Princess**
This devastating power!
**[17:00] Princess**
S-Surely you wouldn't!
**[17:02] Princess**
Not this late at night!
**[17:07] Princess**
Ramen?!
**[17:09] Stomach**
*Growl...*
***SIGN*** Growl
**[17:12] Princess**
**My stomach was getting ready to go to sleep,**
**[17:14] Princess**
**but it's bolted awake from the visual
stimulation and smell of the ramen!**
**[17:17] Princess**
**My stomach is like an
excited little kid now!**
***SIGN*** Stomach
**[17:20] Stomach**
Gimme that ramen!
**[17:22] Ex**
You mustn't, Your Highness!
**[17:24] Ex**
Take a closer look!
**[17:25] Ex**
That's not just any ramen!
**[17:27] Ex**
That rich and creamy ramen broth!
**[17:30] Ex**
Eating that this late at
night is bad for you!
**[17:33] Ex**
You'll upset your stomach!
**[17:35] Princess**
Ex, I know all too well...
**[17:38] Princess**
How criminal it is to eat ramen
in the middle of the night.
**[17:41] Princess**
How stupid it is.
**[17:42] Princess**
The inevitable guilt.
**[17:46] Princess**
That's what makes it taste so good!
**[17:49] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[17:50] Torture**
'Tis time to eat.
**[18:03] Princess**
I want some!
**[18:05] Ex**
Stay strong, Your Highness!
**[18:22] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[18:23] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[18:25] Ex**
Y-Y-Your Highness!
**[18:27] Ex**
Y-Y-Your...
**[18:32] Princess**
Kill me now.
**[18:34] Ex**
Seriously?
**[18:35] Ex**
Your Highness, have a little patience.
**[18:38] Ex**
Ramen is a meal enjoyed quickly.
**[18:40] Ex**
Which means the torture shouldn't last long.
**[18:42] Princess**
Y-You're right, Ex.
**[18:45] Princess**
Besides, I've gotten used to
the ramen's impact.
**[18:49] Princess**
I'll tough it out.
**[18:51] Princess**
I will never give in!
**[18:55] Princess**
What?!
**[18:56] Princess**
A small bowl of rice?!
**[18:58] Princess**
Y-You fiend!
**[18:59] Princess**
Just what are you planning?!
**[19:02] Princess**
Topping that piping hot rice with
chili bean paste and garlic,
**[19:05] Princess**
and wrapping it up in the nori
that's soaked up the ramen broth!
**[19:10] Princess**
She ate it!
**[19:14] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[19:16] Ex**
Y-Y-Your Highness?!
**[19:19] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[19:20] Princess**
Firm noodles, extra dashi,
spinach topping...
**[19:25] Ex**
She's putting in an order
while turning white as ash!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[19:35] Princess**
Delish!
**[19:40] Torture**
It's almost closing time, so these scrap
ends of pork chashu are on the house.
**[19:45] Princess**
Awesome!
**[19:47] Princess**
This is the best part of eating at late-night
ramen shops right before they close!
**[19:52] Ex**
We're in a prison cell.
**[19:57] Torture**
Well?
**[19:59] Torture**
Was His Majesty pleased with the
secret I brought him today?
**[20:04] Torture**
What?
**[20:05] Torture**
Ah...
**[20:06] Torture**
Yes, as always.
**[20:08] Torture**
Yes.
**[20:09] Torture**
I'll do my best tomorrow.
**[20:14] Youki**
Grand Inquisitor.
**[20:17] Youki**
Why don't you leave tomorrow's
torture session to us?
**[20:22] Torture**
You two!
**[20:30] Princess**
Bread... Takoyaki... Ramen...
**[20:39] Princess**
**Flour is so great!**
**[20:41] Princess**
**The greatest!**
**[22:19] (Flashback) Soldier 3**
It's here!
**[22:22] (Flashback) Soldier 1**
That can't be!
**[22:23] (Flashback) Soldier 1**
The monster came this way to attack us?!
**[22:25] (Flashback) Soldier 1**
We're not prepared to go into combat!
**[22:28] (Flashback) Princess**
Looks like we're in luck.
**[22:30] (Flashback) Soldier 1**
What?!
**[22:32] (Flashback) Princess**
We've been saved a half-day's
worth of walking.
**[22:35] (Flashback) Princess**
*I can go home early and play video games!*
**[22:41] (Flashback) Princess**
*After I save that character, should
I tackle the Blazing Dungeon?*
**[22:45] (Flashback) Princess**
*No, there was that subquest
that caught my eye.*
**[22:48] Princess**
Ex Seque Duel!
**[22:48] (Flashback) Princess**
*I might be able to get
a rare item out of it!*
**[22:50] (Flashback) Princess**
*That definitely comes first!*
**[23:05] (Flashback) Soldier 3**
Your Highness!
**[23:08] (Flashback) Princess**
*All that sudden movement after drinking
water gave me a stitch on my side.*
**[23:12] (Flashback) Princess**
*It hurts like hell.*
**[23:13] (Flashback) Princess**
*So much pain, but everyone's looking at me.*
**[23:16] (Flashback) Princess**
*I can't let them know I have a side stitch.*
**[23:20] (Flashback) Princess**
*It'd affect the soldiers' morale.*
**[23:22] (Flashback) Princess**
*I know.*
**[23:23] (Flashback) Princess**
*I heard that stretching can help the pain.*
**[23:29] (Flashback) Soldier 3**
A shout of victory!
**[23:32] Group**
Princess! Princess! Princess!
**[23:34] (Flashback) Princess**
*Nope.*
**[23:36] (Flashback) Princess**
*Stretching doesn't stop
it from hurting like hell.*
# E2 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU07159/untitled)
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**[00:00] Narration**
**The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...**
**[00:09] Narration**
**In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion**
**[00:17] Narration**
**falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.**
**[00:21] Narration**
**The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...**
**[00:27] (Flashback) Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[00:30] Narration**
**...mercilessly subjects her
to torture, day after day.**
**[00:52] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[00:56] Torture**
I shan't be your torturer for today.
**[00:58] Torture**
Two others shall be taking my place.
**[01:00] Ex**
The horrors!
**[01:01] Ex**
What manner of wicked inquisitors await us?!
**[01:05] Torture**
Come in...
**[01:08] Torture**
Lieutorments...
**[01:12] Torture**
Youki and Inki.
**[01:14] Youki**
Heya!
**[01:16] Inki**
H-Hello there...
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[02:51] Youki**
Nice to meetcha, Princess!
***SIGN*** Lieutorment
Youki
**[02:53] Youki**
Lieutorment Youki, at your service!
**[02:56] Inki**
A-And I'm Lieutorment Inki.
***SIGN*** Lieutorment
Inki
**[03:00] Ex**
Lieutorments?!
**[03:02] Ex**
The princess would never submit
to a pair of junior officers!
**[03:05] Torture**
They may be of lower rank,
**[03:08] Torture**
but they work as a team to use
tactics unavailable to me.
**[03:11] Torture**
All to torment our princess here.
**[03:21] Sign**
*Super Jump+Brawlers*
**[03:23] Game Narration**
*Super Jump+Brawlers!*
**[03:29] Youki**
All right!
**[03:30] Youki**
Today's the day I beat you!
**[03:32] Inki**
I'd like to see you try!
**[03:34] Game Narration**
*Ready, go!*
**[03:40] Youki**
Take this!
**[03:45] Game Narration**
*Inki wins!*
**[03:49] Youki**
Let me land at least, In-chan!
**[03:53] Youki**
Okay!
**[03:54] Youki**
I'll get you next time!
**[03:57] Inki**
I won't lose to you, You-chan.
**[03:59] Game Narration**
*Ready, go!*
**[04:00] Ex**
What's this?
**[04:01] Torture**
'Tis a video game.
**[04:02] Ex**
A video game?!
**[04:06] Ex**
A childish diversion!
**[04:09] Ex**
You stand before the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[04:12] Ex**
Her gallant figure leading the charge has
won the admiration of all she commands.
**[04:18] Ex**
A mere video game...
**[04:19] Ex**
stands no chance...
**[04:20] Ex**
of acting...
**[04:21] Ex**
as temptation!
**[04:25] Princess**
That looks fun...
**[04:26] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[04:29] Princess**
That's right.
**[04:32] Princess**
From a young age...
**[04:34] Princess**
I underwent strict training
to grow stronger.
**[04:40] Princess**
I devoted everything to improving myself.
**[04:43] Princess**
The only talking I did was with my sword!
**[04:45] Princess**
The truest form of communication!
**[04:51] Princess**
I have no need for friends...
**[04:56] Ex**
Your Highness.
**[05:01] Inki**
W-Wanna play together?
**[05:05] Princess**
I...
**[05:06] Princess**
I won't give in!
**[05:08] Princess**
Besides...
**[05:10] Princess**
I don't know what to say
to someone I've just met.
**[05:17] Torture**
Princess.
**[05:19] Torture**
You can play this game with four people.
**[05:24] Ex**
What...?
**[05:27] Youki**
Oh, you're doing good!
**[05:30] Princess**
**This is fun!**
**[05:32] Princess**
**Being next to someone feels so warm,
even if we don't make contact!**
**[05:37] Princess**
**When my smile is met by a smile next
to me, it's double the happiness!**
**[05:44] Princess**
**My happiness is multiplied by theirs...**
**[05:48] Princess**
**Ultra happy!**
**[05:58] Youki**
Powerful Miracle...
**[06:02] Youki**
Tornado Spin!
**[06:16] Youki**
I'm not done yet!
**[06:19] Inki**
G-Grumbly Griping...
**[06:22] Inki**
Gloomy Fire!
**[06:26] Inki**
H-How about this?!
**[06:29] Torture**
Cool Beauty Ice Storm!
**[06:47] Princess**
Pretty Princess...
**[06:49] Princess**
Special Strong Shine!
**[06:56] Game Narration**
*Princess wins!*
**[07:00] Youki**
Nice one, Princess!
**[07:01] Inki**
Th-That was great!
**[07:03] Torture**
Fine work indeed.
**[07:06] Youki**
All right, one more round!
***SIGN*** Another
day
of the
princess
confessing
**[07:12] Torture**
I see.
**[07:14] Torture**
Security at the eastern gate
is light on Wednesdays.
**[07:18] Princess**
U-Um...
**[07:20] Princess**
Can we play—
**[07:21] Princess**
No, never mind.
**[07:25] Princess**
We're mortal enemies.
**[07:27] Youki**
What are you talking about?
**[07:29] Youki**
We're friends, aren't we?
**[07:31] Inki**
W-We'll be back for more torture.
**[07:38] Princess**
I-It's not like I gave in to you fiends!
**[07:42] Youki**
Yeah, yeah.
**[07:43] Youki**
Let's add each other as friends.
**[07:45] Inki**
A-Add me too.
**[07:53] Princess**
Um...
***SIGN*** Chatter chatter
**[07:54] Youki**
I'll bring up the QR code, so
you scan it, Princess-chan.
**[07:55] Ex**
If you have a phone, please
use it to call for help.
**[07:58] Princess**
Yeah, okay.
**[08:25] Kanadge**
I've received a report.
**[08:39] Hell-Lord**
Cram school is on Wednesdays.
**[08:46] Torture**
We can't do anything if there's cram school.
**[08:48] Torture**
We'll need a new torture to get the
princess to divulge another secret.
**[08:56] Torture**
That reminds me.
**[08:58] Torture**
We sent her out on an expedition
to the town out west,
**[09:02] Torture**
but she's just about to return
after completing her mission.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for
"Torture," Princess
**[09:11] Princess**
They read my message!
**[09:16] Krall**
Princess, time for some torture!
***SIGN*** Beastmaster
Krall
**[09:21] Torture**
This is Beastmaster Krall.
**[09:24] Krall**
Hey there, Princess.
**[09:25] Ex**
Beasts, you say?!
**[09:28] Ex**
When Her Highness was faced with a
pack of humongous, frenzied beasts...
**[09:36] Ex**
She was completely undaunted
and made short work of them!
**[09:39] Ex**
Her Highness will not submit
to any ordinary beast!
**[09:42] Krall**
Can you still put on a brave
face in front of *this* fella?
**[09:47] Krall**
Hngy-Baby!
**[10:05] Hngy-Baby**
Hngh?
**[10:07] Princess**
Cute!
**[10:10] Princess**
A polar bear cub?
**[10:12] Princess**
So cute!
**[10:15] Princess**
H-Hngy-Baby? Hngy-Baby!
**[10:18] Princess**
You're so cute! Oh! So cute!
**[10:26] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[10:28] Princess**
I suppose it *is* adorable,
**[10:30] Princess**
but do you think I would give
in at its cuteness and fess up?
**[10:34] Princess**
You sure do think little of me.
**[10:36] Ex**
You were real close to giving in.
**[10:39] Krall**
Well, then...
**[10:40] Krall**
Can you handle *this*, then?
**[10:54] Princess**
You heartless demon!
**[10:56] Princess**
Give that ball back right now!
**[10:58] Krall**
It's all in your hands, Princess.
**[11:00] Princess**
What?!
**[11:00] Krall**
If you feel sorry, then start talking!
**[11:05] Princess**
Curse you...
**[11:06] Princess**
That's real low, Hellhorde...
**[11:16] Princess**
Wait, does doing this hurt you?
**[11:20] Krall**
H-Hurt me?!
**[11:21] Krall**
And why exactly would I feel hurt?!
**[11:24] Krall**
Are you saying I feel bad
about stealing this ball,
**[11:26] Krall**
but I'm just enduring the
pain because it's my job?!
**[11:28] Krall**
This bear is my servant!
**[11:30] Krall**
I don't feel a scrap of sympathy—
**[11:55] Krall**
I'm sorry, Hngy-Baby!
**[11:57] Krall**
Sorry for being so mean!
**[11:59] Krall**
I'm so sorry!
**[12:01] Krall**
I love you! I love you!
**[12:04] Krall**
Love you lots!
**[12:06] Krall**
So, so much!
**[12:08] Krall**
Hngy-Baby!
**[12:09] Krall**
I love you!
**[12:11] Ex**
I don't exactly follow, but it
looks like we've won today.
**[12:16] Princess**
She refused to betray her
friend, mission or not.
**[12:20] Princess**
Her conviction has touched my heart!
**[12:22] Princess**
I will reveal my secret!
**[12:24] Ex**
Wait, why?
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[12:29] Princess**
So fluffy!
**[12:32] Princess**
Can I give it a hug?
**[12:33] Krall**
You betcha, baby!
**[12:36] Princess**
Yay!
**[12:37] Princess**
Whoa, so soft!
**[12:40] Narration**
**The information from today didn't
prove to be any use, either,**
**[12:44] Narration**
**so the torture continues.**
**[12:47] Narration**
**Incidentally...**
**[12:49] Narration**
**The job Krall just finished was
demolition work with beasts.**
**[12:55] Krall**
Oh, your shift's up already?
**[12:58] Krall**
Okay!
**[12:59] Krall**
Nice job!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[13:08] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[13:11] Torture**
Today's torture will take place
in a different location,
**[13:14] Torture**
so we'll have you wear these
to maintain our secrecy.
**[13:44] Giant**
Hey!
**[13:47] Giant**
You must be the princess!
**[13:55] Giant**
My name is Giant.
***SIGN*** Combat Soldier Fourth Class
& Pain-Private
Giant
**[13:57] Giant**
Nice to meet you!
**[13:59] Princess**
You...
**[14:01] Princess**
You're huge.
**[14:03] Giant**
It's not nice to call a lady huge.
**[14:05] Ex**
What's going on?
**[14:07] Ex**
What's your reason for
bringing us to a hot spring?
**[14:10] Giant**
Huh? Reason?
**[14:13] Giant**
Hot springs feel so nice!
***SIGN*** Beam
**[14:16] Giant**
The hot springs are way better
than torture for a good talk!
**[14:21] Ex**
I see.
**[14:23] Ex**
Your plan is to use kindness
to trap Her Highness.
**[14:26] Ex**
Too bad, though.
**[14:29] Ex**
Her Highness is Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[14:33] Ex**
Since infancy, she was raised in
an environment free of indulgence.
**[14:38] Ex**
A heart of steel, ready at all
times to wield the blade.
**[14:43] Ex**
That is the unconditional
requirement for a knight.
**[14:47] Ex**
Your plot must be to gently
appeal to her emotions,
**[14:49] Ex**
so you can coax the empire's secrets
out of her, but it won't work!
**[14:52] Ex**
Her Highness will never succumb to...
**[14:58] Princess**
This rules!
**[14:59] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[15:02] Ex**
Your Highness? Your Highness!
**[15:04] Princess**
Don't worry, Ex.
**[15:07] Princess**
My first bath in ages.
**[15:09] Princess**
I must admit that it feels
good. It can't be beat.
**[15:12] Princess**
But nothing more than that!
**[15:15] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[15:17] Ex**
Now *that's* Her Highness!
**[15:18] Ex**
My one and only princess!
**[15:19] Princess**
It's just as Ex says.
**[15:21] Princess**
I grew up in an environment where
I was not allowed to act spoiled.
**[15:21] Ex**
Your Highness! Your Highness!
**[15:23] Ex**
Your Highness! Your Highness!
**[15:24] Princess**
I've never let anyone pamper me.
**[15:25] Ex**
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
**[15:27] Ex**
Your Highness! Your Highness!
**[15:27] Princess**
Your kindness and sympathy are wasted on me.
**[15:30] Princess**
The likes of that won't make me give in!
**[15:33] Giant**
What?
**[15:34] Giant**
You've never been pampered, even once?
**[15:37] Princess**
Huh? Yeah.
**[15:39] Giant**
Oh, is that right?
**[15:42] Giant**
In that case...
**[15:44] Giant**
C'mere.
**[15:47] Giant**
Mama's here.
**[15:49] Giant**
It's fine.
**[15:51] Giant**
You don't have to try so hard.
**[15:54] Giant**
It's important to let yourself be spoiled.
**[15:58] Giant**
Don't think of it as running away.
**[15:59] Princess**
W-Wait, I never asked to...
**[16:02] Giant**
There!
**[16:05] Princess**
**S-So warm...**
**[16:08] Giant**
There, there.
**[16:09] Princess**
**Being gently embraced by
someone bigger than you,**
**[16:12] Giant**
Good girl.
**[16:13] Princess**
**and having her whisper
words of encouragement.**
**[16:15] Giant**
You did your best.
**[16:16] Princess**
**It feels so nice!**
**[16:17] Giant**
Everything's okay now.
**[16:41] Giant**
Walkie-walkie. Walkie-walkie.
**[16:56] Princess**
Mama...
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[17:04] Princess**
The terrifying power of kindheartedness...
**[17:11] Torture**
How do you find this information?
**[17:16] Torture**
I understand.
**[17:18] Child Demon**
Mama! I want that!
**[17:21] Mother Demon**
No can do.
**[17:22] Mother Demon**
It's almost time for dinner.
***SIGN*** Hearty Baum
***SIGN*** Hearty Baum
***SIGN*** Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun
***SIGN*** Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun
***SIGN*** Slightly LargeCustard Bun
***SIGN*** Gorilla's March
***SIGN*** Gorilla's March
***SIGN*** PotaRico
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
***SIGN*** Gorilla's March
Chocolate
**[17:37] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[17:41] Ex**
What the heck is that?
**[17:42] Torture**
'Tis Gorilla's March.
**[17:44] Torture**
A very tasty cookie snack
filled with chocolate.
**[17:50] Ex**
Oh, it's just a snack for commoners!
**[17:52] Ex**
Her Highness has enjoyed only the
finest of snacks since infancy.
**[17:57] Ex**
Even when venturing outside for lessons,
**[18:00] Ex**
she had the Honored Knight serving the
Royal Empire, Jimochi, at her side,
***SIGN*** Honored Knight
Jimochi
**[18:07] Ex**
closely monitoring her.
**[18:10] Ex**
As a knight out in the field, there were
times when she ate rations and instant noodles.
**[18:15] Ex**
But I've never laid eyes on that snack!
**[18:18] Princess**
Drool...
**[18:19] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[18:20] Ex**
Has Your Highness ever eaten...
**[18:23] Princess**
Ah! Well...
**[18:26] Princess**
We would stop by the candy store
on my way back from lessons...
**[18:30] (Flashback) Jimochi**
Here, Your Highness.
**[18:33] (Flashback) Jimochi**
It's our little secret.
**[18:34] (Flashback) Princess**
Yay!
**[18:35] Ex**
That damn geezer!
**[18:36] Princess**
Please don't tell Mother!
**[18:38] Princess**
Jimochi was doing it for my sake!
**[18:40] Ex**
Naughty, naughty!
**[18:43] Ex**
You think I'd do that, like a little kid?
**[18:44] Ex**
I'm gonna tell Her Majesty!
**[18:46] Ex**
I'm a sacred sword, darn it!
**[18:48] Princess**
No need to worry, Ex.
**[18:50] Princess**
I'm not particularly attached to that snack.
**[18:52] Princess**
One box costs more than 100 yen,
so I basically never had it.
**[18:55] Princess**
I usually bought a bunch that cost 10 to 20
yen, along with one special 30-yen snack.
**[19:02] Princess**
That's the secret to enjoying cheap snacks.
**[19:04] Ex**
How plebeian of you, Your Highness.
**[19:06] Princess**
Besides...
**[19:08] (Flashback) Princess**
I want more!
**[19:09] Jimochi**
Not happening! It's mine!
**[19:10] Princess**
Jimochi would only ever share a few with me.
**[19:12] Princess**
Please!
**[19:13] Jimochi**
Upsy-daisy!
**[19:15] Ex**
Just give her some, you old crank!
**[19:16] Ex**
Honored Knight, my ass!
**[19:19] Torture**
Now then, let us begin the torture.
***SIGN*** Today's Lucky
Banana Fortune
Inside!
Check under the flap!
**[19:47] Princess**
Ex.
**[19:48] Princess**
To be honest, I'm jealous, and I want some.
**[19:51] Princess**
But it's not stirring up any other emotions.
**[19:54] Princess**
This torture session is in the bag!
**[19:56] Princess**
I'll never give in!
**[20:03] Princess**
Hey, Gorilla's March has a
cute picture on every piece.
**[20:08] Princess**
You need to appreciate...
**[20:13] Princess**
Wait, you fiend!
**[20:14] Princess**
You're not going to look at the pictures?!
**[20:16] Princess**
Stop it!
**[20:17] Princess**
The gorilla wearing a ribbon, the
gorilla sticking its tongue out...
**[20:21] Princess**
Do you know how many variants there are?!
**[20:24] Princess**
That indescribable fuzzy feeling when
you get the mommy and baby gorilla!
**[20:28] Princess**
Or the big-browed gorilla that brings
good luck to those who find it!
**[20:31] Princess**
There's all sorts of fun gimmicks in there!
**[20:36] Princess**
S-Stop...
**[20:42] Princess**
Everyone!
**[20:51] Princess**
Stop it...
**[20:56] Princess**
You monster!
**[21:01] Princess**
I'm begging you...
**[21:15] Princess**
Stop...
**[21:16] Princess**
Stop it already!
**[21:18] Princess**
I'll talk!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[21:26] Torture**
I see.
**[21:27] Torture**
The queen's shoe size is 23cm.
**[21:31] Torture**
If His Majesty is not pleased with this
information, I'll be back tomorrow.
**[21:35] Ex**
Yeah, she'll be back.
**[21:40] Princess**
The big-browed gorilla!
**[21:42] Princess**
Maybe something good is in store for me!
**[21:47] Princess**
Yummy!
**[23:29] Louch**
So that's Hellholm.
**[23:32] Louch**
I'm here to save you...
**[23:35] Louch**
Your Highness!
# E3 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Narration**
*The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...*
**[00:09] Narration**
*In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion*
**[00:17] Narration**
*falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.*
**[00:21] Narration**
*The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...*
**[00:27] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[00:31] Narration**
*...mercilessly subjects her
to torture day after day.*
**[00:46] Louch**
So that's Hellholm.
**[00:49] Louch**
I'm here to save you...
**[00:52] Louch**
Your Highness!
**[00:59] Princess**
A theme park?
**[01:01] Youki**
Yeah!
**[01:02] Youki**
We just found out we have tomorrow off.
**[01:04] Inki**
S-So we were thinking of going.
**[01:06] Inki**
Wanna tag along, P-Princess-chan?
**[01:09] Princess**
There's no way!
**[01:11] Princess**
I'm a prisoner here!
**[01:12] Youki**
You should see if the grand
inquisitor will let you go!
**[01:17] Youki**
C'mon!
**[01:22] Princess**
Okay! I'll ask!
**[01:25] Group**
Awesome!
**[01:27] Princess**
I shouldn't just assume she'll say no!
**[01:30] Youki**
That's right!
**[01:31] Inki**
I-I'm sure it'll be real fun with you there.
**[01:34] Youki**
You said it!
**[01:35] Ex**
*C'mon, it's not happening.*
**[01:38] Torture**
You cannot go.
**[01:39] Ex**
Well, duh.
**[01:40] Princess**
You heartless monster!
**[01:42] Princess**
Are you saying that as a
prisoner subject to torture,
**[01:45] Princess**
I don't have the freedom
to visit a theme park?!
**[01:47] Ex**
I'm shocked that you thought you did.
**[01:51] Torture**
That said, how does this sound?
**[01:55] Torture**
I shall consider it in exchange
for an imperial secret.
**[01:58] Ex**
You dirty scoundrel!
**[02:00] Ex**
So this is your torture for today?!
**[02:02] Ex**
I bet there *is* no theme park trip.
**[02:04] Ex**
It was all a trick to
make Her Highness talk!
**[02:06] Torture**
On the contrary.
**[02:08] Torture**
I would not stoop so low.
**[02:10] Torture**
I imagine they invited you with
naught but pure intentions.
**[02:15] Ex**
Don't let her fool you, Your Highness!
**[02:18] Torture**
Right then, onto business...
**[02:21] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[04:00] Torture**
You've been silent for an
hour and counting now.
**[04:04] Torture**
Are you sure about this?
**[04:05] Torture**
The park is almost about to open.
**[04:08] Torture**
If you confess, I can send you to the
park with a teleportation spell.
**[04:13] Torture**
Don't you want to enjoy
yourself with the others?
**[04:17] Ex**
Your Highness,
**[04:18] Ex**
Youki and Inki were simply
acting on her orders.
**[04:21] Ex**
Their invite was nothing but a sham.
**[04:23] Princess**
Rest assured, Ex.
**[04:25] Princess**
I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[04:29] Princess**
I've seen my fair share of battles.
**[04:33] Princess**
There are times when those
I considered comrades...
**[04:38] Princess**
ended up betraying me.
**[04:51] Princess**
This is nothing new to me.
**[04:54] Princess**
I won't give in, by any means.
**[05:00] Torture**
'Tis time for the park to open.
**[05:02] Torture**
I regret to say that you
have bested me on this day.
**[05:06] Ex**
Y-Your Highness.
**[05:08] Ex**
Please don't let it get to you.
**[05:10] Princess**
I'm totally fine!
**[05:11] Princess**
I told you, I'm used to it!
**[05:15] Princess**
That said...
**[05:16] (Flashback) Youki**
We're friends, aren't we?
**[05:19] (Flashback) Inki**
I-I'm sure it'll be real fun with you there.
**[05:22] (Flashback) Youki**
You said it!
**[05:24] Princess**
I might have wanted to go on
that trip a little bit...
**[05:29] Ex**
Your Highness...
***SIGN*** Youki
**[05:38] Youki**
*We'll be waiting outside until you get here!*
***SIGN*** We'll be waiting outside
until you get here~
***SIGN*** Inki
***SIGN*** We'll be waiting~
**[05:41] Inki**
*We'll be waiting!*
**[05:46] Princess**
Our friendship is the real deal!
**[05:50] Princess**
I'll tell you!
**[05:52] Torture**
I told you they weren't lying...
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[05:58] Youki**
Did Princess-chan reply yet?
**[06:09] Princess**
I'm here!
**[06:10] Youki**
Oh, there you are!
**[06:12] Inki**
Th-That outfit...
**[06:13] Youki**
You look super cute!
**[06:15] Princess**
Really?
**[06:17] Youki**
All right!
**[06:18] Youki**
Let's have ourselves a blast today!
**[06:20] Group**
Yeah!
**[06:24] Princess**
*This is so fun!*
**[06:26] Princess**
*I'm so happy!*
**[06:27] Princess**
*What a brand-new experience!*
**[06:29] Princess**
*It's so nice to have friends!*
**[06:31] Princess**
*Having fun with others makes it two,
three, four, five times as fun!*
**[06:39] Princess**
*My heart won't stop dancing with joy!*
**[06:49] Princess**
*Welcome to Tokyo...*
**[06:54] Torture**
Yes.
**[06:55] Torture**
It took until the very end, but we've
finally obtained a useful piece of intelligence.
**[07:00] Torture**
Their king... prefers sea over land.
**[07:04] Torture**
Will the secret we've coaxed
out of her today suffice?
**[07:08] Torture**
What?
**[07:10] Torture**
Oh, yes.
**[07:12] Torture**
The same as always.
**[07:13] Torture**
What?!
**[07:15] Torture**
Understood.
**[07:18] Torture**
Tomorrow's torture session...
**[07:21] Torture**
will be handled personally
by His Majesty's daughter?
**[07:26] Louch**
Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
**[07:30] Louch**
Hush-a-bye baby.
**[07:32] Louch**
March thee onward, to the city
cloaked in night eternal.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[07:37] Princess**
Besties for life!
**[07:48] Princess**
Why are you kneeling?
**[07:51] Princess**
Oh, is it me?
**[07:52] Princess**
Have you realized how great I am?
**[07:54] Ex**
I'm pretty sure it's not that.
**[07:56] Torture**
I kneel not in deference to you, Princess.
**[08:01] Torture**
Today's torture will be performed
by His Majesty's daughter.
**[08:05] Ex**
The daughter of the Hell-Lord?!
**[08:07] Torture**
Indeed.
**[08:09] Torture**
The only daughter of His
Majesty the Hell-Lord.
**[08:12] Torture**
Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal...
***SIGN*** Hell-Lord's Daughter
Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
Maomao-chan
**[08:18] Torture**
Her Highness Princess Maomao-chan.
**[08:19] Princess**
So cute!
**[08:21] Princess**
Oh, what a cutie pie!
**[08:24] Princess**
So small!
**[08:25] Princess**
How old are you, Maomao-chan?
**[08:27] Princess**
Go on, go on!
**[08:28] Princess**
Ask me whatever you want!
**[08:30] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[08:32] Princess**
I-It's not what you think, Ex.
**[08:34] Princess**
I was just trying to get some information
out of the Hell-Lord's daughter.
**[08:39] Ex**
Look me in the eye and say that.
**[08:41] Ex**
She's the daughter of none
other than the Hell-Lord.
**[08:43] Ex**
Don't let her age catch you off guard!
**[08:45] Maomao-Chan**
Nuh-uh.
**[08:48] Maomao-Chan**
I'm no good at all.
**[08:52] Maomao-Chan**
Everyone has big hopes for
me because of my dad...
**[08:55] Maomao-Chan**
but I've never gotten anything
out of anyone with torture.
**[09:02] Maomao-Chan**
I... must not be cut out to be a torturer...
**[09:11] Princess**
That's not true!
**[09:12] Princess**
That's not true at all, Maomao-chan!
**[09:15] Princess**
Even if it seems like nothing
ever goes your way,
**[09:17] Princess**
I promise your efforts will pay off one day!
**[09:20] Ex**
Your Highness, why are you
encouraging the enemy?
**[09:23] Princess**
So be a brave girl now, and torture me!
**[09:28] Maomao-Chan**
Thanks, missy!
**[09:31] Princess**
Oh, you're adorable! I'll talk!
**[09:32] Ex**
Don't jump the gun, Your Highness!
**[09:34] Maomao-Chan**
Okay!
**[09:35] Maomao-Chan**
Well then...
**[09:37] Maomao-Chan**
It's time for torture, Princess!
**[09:42] Maomao-Chan**
Um, this is bubble wrap.
**[09:44] Maomao-Chan**
I love popping the bubbles.
**[09:48] Maomao-Chan**
So popping them in front of
you should make you jealous!
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
**[10:02] Maomao-Chan**
Well? Aren't you *so* jealous?!
**[10:06] Princess**
*God, she's cute.*
**[10:08] Princess**
*To be honest, I don't feel jealous at all.*
**[10:10] Princess**
*And yet, I want to tell
her a secret so badly!*
**[10:13] Ex**
Keep it together, Your Highness!
**[10:14] Torture**
Princess Maomao-chan, you're almost there.
**[10:19] Maomao-Chan**
How about this, then?
**[10:22] Maomao-Chan**
My awesome move where you
pop a whole bunch at once!
**[10:32] Maomao-Chan**
This bold move uses up a
ton of bubbles in no time,
**[10:37] Maomao-Chan**
so I only use it on very special days!
**[10:40] Princess**
*This is killing me more than
any of the previous tortures!*
**[10:43] Ex**
Hang in there, Your Highness!
**[10:44] Ex**
Get a hold of yourself!
**[10:46] Maomao-Chan**
Okay, just a little more!
**[10:48] Maomao-Chan**
Um, next is...
**[10:53] Maomao-Chan**
I'm all out of bubbles to pop...
**[10:58] Maomao-Chan**
I messed up at torturing again...
**[11:02] Maomao-Chan**
After I tried so hard, too...
**[11:06] Princess**
I'll tell you everything!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[11:13] Torture**
I see.
**[11:14] Torture**
So this is the Imperial Army's secret code.
**[11:17] Maomao-Chan**
Am I done with all my work now?
**[11:19] Torture**
Yes, that's right.
**[11:21] Torture**
'Twas perfect, Princess Maomao-chan.
**[11:24] Torture**
And now that she's divulged her secret,
we're done with the princess.
**[11:28] Torture**
Feel free to do as you wish with her.
**[11:32] Maomao-Chan**
Um, then...
**[11:38] Maomao-Chan**
Let's play a game of tag!
**[11:42] Princess**
Sure!
**[11:46] Princess**
Maomao-chan!
**[11:48] Princess**
Look, I'm right here!
**[11:51] Maomao-Chan**
Wait for me!
**[11:54] Princess**
C'mon, catch me if you can!
**[11:56] Maomao-Chan**
Okay!
**[11:57] Maomao-Chan**
I'll get you!
**[12:00] Ex**
Your Highness, did you
just undo your chains?
**[12:00] Princess**
Over here!
**[12:02] Maomao-Chan**
Wait up, missy!
**[12:03] Maomao-Chan**
Tag!
**[12:05] Princess**
Ah, you got me!
**[12:07] Maomao-Chan**
Now *you're* it!
**[12:11] Hell-Lord**
Well, well.
***SIGN*** Play nice
Aim to learn
Live
positively
**[12:12] Hell-Lord**
So this is their secret code.
**[12:15] Kanadge**
Yes, sir.
**[12:16] Kanadge**
Let us make haste and deliver that
note to the Chief Officer of Combat.
**[12:20] Hell-Lord**
Not a chance!
**[12:22] Hell-Lord**
This is Maomao-chan's first
accomplishment at work!
**[12:25] Hell-Lord**
I'm going to frame it and hang it in my home.
**[12:29] Hell-Lord**
I won't let anyone else see it!
***SIGN*** Play nice
Aim to learn
Live
positively
**[12:34] Louch**
March thee onward, to the city
cloaked in night eternal.
**[12:38] Louch**
Head yonder to dreams impossible.
**[12:42] Louch**
Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[12:54] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[12:57] Ex**
What's with the getup?
**[12:59] Torture**
You see, today's torture...
**[13:04] Torture**
is xiaolongbao.
**[13:06] Ex**
Wha—?!
**[13:06] Ex**
Chinese food!
**[13:08] Ex**
*This is bad.*
**[13:09] Ex**
*Truth be told, Her Highness
loves Chinese cuisine!*
**[13:13] Ex**
*It might be hard for her to
overcome today's torture!*
**[13:17] Ex**
*Not that she ever overcomes them!*
**[13:21] Ex**
Huh?
**[13:22] Ex**
Is something the matter, Your Highness?
**[13:24] Ex**
What happened to your usual dumb face?
**[13:26] Princess**
Looks good...
**[13:27] Princess**
Dumb face?!
**[13:30] Princess**
It's true that I love Chinese food.
***SIGN*** Baminyan
**[13:34] Princess**
Jimochi would secretly take me to Baminyan,
***SIGN*** Baminyan
**[13:38] Princess**
the Chinese restaurant, after my lessons.
**[13:40] Ex**
Not again, you old fart!
**[13:42] (Flashback) Princess**
Mapo, gyoza, fried rice...
**[13:45] (Flashback) Princess**
I can't pick just one!
**[13:47] (Flashback) Jimochi**
Then let's order everything
and put it all on one plate!
**[13:54] (Flashback) Princess**
Yeah!
**[13:59] Princess**
But even for a Chinese
cuisine die hard like me...
**[14:03] Princess**
Xiaolongbao are another story!
**[14:05] Princess**
After all, xiaolongbao
are filled with soup,
**[14:07] Princess**
and always burn the inside of my mouth!
**[14:10] Ex**
What a pathetic reason.
**[14:12] Ex**
But if that's the case, we
stand a chance of prevailing!
**[14:15] Princess**
Yeah.
**[14:16] Torture**
Princess.
**[14:17] Torture**
That's because you don't know the
proper way to eat xiaolongbao.
**[14:22] Princess**
The proper way to eat them?
**[14:25] Torture**
Instead of simply putting
one whole into your mouth,
**[14:28] Torture**
you begin by placing it
atop your soup spoon,
**[14:31] Torture**
and then break open the skin.
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
**[14:35] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[14:36] Ex**
Keep your composure!
**[14:37] Ex**
Your Dumb Face-o-Meter just shot up to 70%!
**[14:40] Princess**
Dumb Face-o-Meter?!
**[14:42] Princess**
Don't you worry, Ex.
**[14:44] Princess**
I simply let my guard down for a moment.
**[14:47] Princess**
It won't happen again!
**[14:49] Princess**
It looked tasty for a second
there, but that's not the case.
**[14:52] Princess**
I mean, if you break open the skin,
**[14:54] Princess**
all that precious broth is
going to come spilling out!
**[14:56] Torture**
Indeed.
**[14:57] Torture**
This overflowing broth
is what you drink first.
**[15:01] Princess**
Wha—?!
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
**[15:04] Princess**
That looks amazing!
**[15:06] Ex**
Watch out, Your Highness!
**[15:08] Princess**
H-Hold it.
**[15:10] Princess**
If you drink the broth first,
what about the actual bun?!
**[15:13] Princess**
Xiaolongbao without the soup...
**[15:16] Princess**
is just a mangled mess!
**[15:18] Torture**
Why, of course you mustn't drink
up all the soup just yet.
**[15:23] Torture**
Watch carefully.
**[15:27] Princess**
I-Inside the soup spoon,
**[15:29] Princess**
the skin, filling, and soup are
mixed together in perfect balance!
**[15:34] Princess**
Wh-Why, that's...
**[15:38] Princess**
guaranteed to taste amazing!
**[15:40] Ex**
Your Highness!
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
**[15:44] Princess**
You fiend!
**[15:45] Princess**
You're going to devour that
incredible-looking morsel in one bite?!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[15:58] Torture**
I see.
**[16:00] Torture**
The guards change shift every Sunday
morning, resulting in lax security...
**[16:05] Princess**
What?!
**[16:06] Princess**
Put on a bit of julienned
ginger on at the end?!
**[16:08] Princess**
You're telling me there are greater
heights of joy to be had?!
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
***SIGN*** Bliss-o-Meter
**[16:24] Princess**
I'm so happy!
***SIGN*** Bliss-o-Meter
**[16:31] Hell-Lord**
Flimsy security on Sunday mornings, you say?
**[16:35] Kanadge**
Yes.
**[16:36] Kanadge**
I believe it'd be the
perfect time to strike.
**[16:37] Hell-Lord**
No way!
**[16:39] Hell-Lord**
There are so many Sunday morning
anime I want to watch.
**[16:42] Hell-Lord**
I prefer to watch them while they're airing.
**[16:46] Kanadge**
As you wish.
**[16:47] Louch**
Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
**[16:51] Louch**
Hush-a-bye baby.
**[16:53] Louch**
March thee onward, to the city
cloaked in night eternal.
**[16:56] Louch**
Head yonder to dreams impossible.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[17:14] Princess**
White rice...
**[17:16] Louch**
...Highness.
**[17:17] Princess**
...piled sky-high...
**[17:18] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[17:20] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[17:24] Princess**
Huh? Huh?!
**[17:25] Louch**
Please keep it down.
**[17:27] Louch**
I've cast a sleeping spell
throughout the castle,
**[17:30] Louch**
but we should act with the utmost silence.
**[17:34] Louch**
White Knight of the Imperial
First Legion, Louch Brittan.
**[17:40] Louch**
I've come here to fetch Your Highness.
***SIGN*** Imperial
First
Legion
***SIGN*** Louch
Brittan
**[17:44] Louch**
Your Highness?
**[17:47] Narration**
*The princess was raised from an
early age to grow up strong,*
**[17:53] Fangirl A**
Oh, my dear knight!
**[17:53] Narration**
*and as girls her age dreamed of
finding their Prince Charming...*
**[17:55] Fangirl B**
Look this way!
**[17:55] Fangirl C**
Marry me!
**[17:58] Princess**
**I have no need for that.**
**[18:00] Princess**
**I shall serve as the sword who protects all!**
**[18:03] Narrator**
*Or so she said.*
**[18:05] Narrator**
*But the truth is...*
***SIGN*** Margarine
**[18:09] Narrator**
*she was squeeing at shoujo manga.*
**[18:13] Narrator**
*What's more...*
***SIGN*** Princess...
***SIGN*** I'm here
to save
you.
**[18:15] Narrator**
*she dreamed of being saved
by Prince Charming.*
**[18:19] Narrator**
*No...*
**[18:21] Narrator**
*She dreamed about it like crazy!*
**[18:24] Princess**
Y-You came to save me?
**[18:27] Louch**
That's right.
**[18:28] Princess**
*What, is this a dream?*
**[18:30] Princess**
*Am I still dreaming?*
**[18:46] Louch**
Come now, let us flee at once.
**[18:49] Princess**
Nope, it's reality.
**[18:50] Louch**
Huh?
**[18:51] Princess**
No, I apologize.
**[18:53] Princess**
You're not to blame here.
**[18:55] Princess**
In fact, I'd prefer to marry
someone with unassuming looks.
**[18:59] Louch**
I see...
**[19:02] Princess**
Ex is still asleep.
**[19:05] Princess**
So, how will we escape?
**[19:08] Louch**
Yes.
**[19:09] Louch**
Actually, I spent quite some time
searching for Your Highness,
**[19:13] Louch**
so the sleeping spell is about
to run out in a few minutes.
**[19:16] Louch**
As such, we'll use a return spell to
head straight back to the palace.
**[19:20] Princess**
Makes sense.
**[19:22] Louch**
Um, well...
**[19:24] Louch**
About that return spell...
**[19:28] Louch**
For the two of us to use it, we'll need
to cling tightly to each other...
**[19:34] Princess**
How innocent of you.
**[19:35] Princess**
I don't mind a bit of close contact.
**[19:37] Princess**
Don't hesitate to touch me.
**[19:39] Louch**
Thank you very much.
**[19:41] Louch**
Okay, Your Highness.
**[19:43] Louch**
Let me take you by the waist.
**[19:45] Princess**
Go on.
**[19:46] Louch**
Now then, I'll begin the incantation.
**[19:51] Louch**
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
**[19:52] Narrator**
*Needless to say, while the princess
was quick to call him innocent,*
**[19:54] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[19:56] Narrator**
*she was no better.*
**[19:56] Louch**
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
**[20:00] Louch**
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
**[20:00] Princess**
*So close!*
**[20:01] Princess**
*His face is so close!*
**[20:02] Louch**
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
**[20:02] Princess**
*His voice is so close!*
**[20:03] Princess**
*A man, so close to me!*
**[20:05] Louch**
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
**[20:05] Princess**
*I can feel the warmth from his fingertips!*
**[20:07] Princess**
*This is a brand-new experience!*
**[20:08] Louch**
Head yonder as thou art guided.
**[20:09] Princess**
*My heart is pounding to the point
where he's starting to look handsome!*
**[20:11] Louch**
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
**[20:12] Princess**
*And is it me, or is his voice pretty manly?*
**[20:14] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:15] Princess**
*His dead serious profile as
he recites his incantation...*
**[20:16] Louch**
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
**[20:17] Princess**
*So handsome!*
**[20:19] Louch**
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
**[20:20] Princess**
*He's grabbing onto me even tighter!*
**[20:21] Louch**
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
**[20:23] Princess**
*I hear transportation magic
requires intense focus.*
**[20:23] Louch**
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
**[20:26] Princess**
*I guess it was true.*
**[20:26] Louch**
Head yonder as thou art guided.
**[20:28] Princess**
*He's gripping me with a lot of force.*
**[20:29] Louch**
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
**[20:31] Princess**
*It hurts a little, but
I'm no delicate maiden.*
**[20:32] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:34] Louch**
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
**[20:35] Princess**
*I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.*
**[20:37] Louch**
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
**[20:39] Princess**
*This is nothing.*
**[20:39] Louch**
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
**[20:41] Princess**
*And well, more importantly...*
**[20:42] Louch**
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
**[20:42] Princess**
*his hand keeps on creeping upward.*
**[20:44] Louch**
Head yonder as thou art guided.
**[20:45] Princess**
*He's about to reach my boobs—*
**[20:46] Louch**
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
**[20:47] Princess**
U-Um, excuse me...
**[20:49] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:49] Princess**
*It's no use!*
**[20:50] Princess**
*He's concentrating as hard as he can!*
**[20:52] Louch**
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
**[20:52] Princess**
*He's completely unaware of his own hand!*
**[20:55] Louch**
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
**[20:55] Princess**
*Calm down.*
**[20:56] Princess**
*I threw away my womanhood
when I became a knight.*
**[20:57] Louch**
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
**[21:00] Louch**
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
**[21:00] Princess**
*Even if his hand does touch my boobs—*
**[21:02] Louch**
Head yonder as thou art guided.
**[21:04] Princess**
*it's not a big deal!*
**[21:05] Louch**
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
**[21:08] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[21:09] Louch**
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
**[21:10] Princess**
*It would take more than that...*
**[21:12] Louch**
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
**[21:13] Princess**
*to make me give in!*
**[21:14] Louch**
become as a blade that—
**[21:17] Princess**
Nope, ain't happening!
**[21:21] Louch**
Head yonder as thou art guided...
**[21:27] Princess**
I'm sorry, Louch.
**[21:34] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[21:38] Ex**
Bear with it.
**[21:39] Ex**
I'm sure help will come some day!
**[23:14] Hell-Lord**
I will say...
**[23:16] Hell-Lord**
The grand inquisitor just hasn't brought
me any information I can use.
**[23:22] Hell-Lord**
I suppose the princess is
just too formidable a foe.
**[23:27] Hell-Lord**
No, or perhaps...
**[23:35] Hell-Lord**
Bring Torture here at once!
# E4 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Narration**
*The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...*
**[00:08] Narration**
*In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion*
**[00:17] Narration**
*falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.*
**[00:20] Narration**
*The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...*
**[00:26] Narration**
*...mercilessly subjects her
to torture day after day.*
**[00:43] Torture**
Torture Tortura, at your service.
**[00:50] Hell-Lord**
The location of the
empire's ultimate weapon.
**[00:52] Hell-Lord**
The days when security is lax.
**[00:54] Hell-Lord**
Their secret military code.
**[00:57] Hell-Lord**
All utterly worthless.
**[01:00] Hell-Lord**
You haven't managed to get any useful
information out of the princess.
**[01:06] Hell-Lord**
Could it be that you've lost your touch?
**[01:11] Torture**
No, I dare say not.
**[01:14] Hell-Lord**
I could strip you of your title
of grand inquisitor right here.
**[01:21] Hell-Lord**
But I'll offer you a chance.
**[01:24] Hell-Lord**
Have a stab at torturing me.
**[01:29] Kanadge**
Y-Your Majesty!
**[01:31] Kanadge**
I can't allow that!
**[01:35] Hell-Lord**
We will begin in one hour.
**[01:37] Hell-Lord**
I'll see if you have what it takes.
**[01:39] Hell-Lord**
And I think it should be
clear what will happen...
**[01:44] Hell-Lord**
if you disappoint me.
**[01:48] Torture**
Yes.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[03:23] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Your Majesty.
**[03:28] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[03:30] Kanadge**
*Torturing His Majesty?*
**[03:32] Kanadge**
*How foolhardy!*
**[03:34] Kanadge**
*His Majesty stands above all of demonkind.*
**[03:37] Kanadge**
*His mental resilience is far above average!*
**[03:40] Kanadge**
*What exactly does she have planned?*
**[03:47] Torture**
I shall be using this for
today's torture session.
**[03:52] Torture**
'Tis beer.
**[03:54] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[03:55] Hell-Lord**
You should cater your torture
method to your victim.
**[03:59] Kanadge**
*It's not working on him!*
**[04:01] Hell-Lord**
I enjoy a drink every night with the queen in
the privacy of my home, and you offer me beer?
**[04:08] Hell-Lord**
Not a bad choice!
**[04:09] Kanadge**
*It's not?!*
**[04:11] Hell-Lord**
However, you stand before the Hell-Lord.
**[04:15] Hell-Lord**
I've sampled the finest alcoholic
beverages across the lands.
**[04:18] Hell-Lord**
Do you think you can defeat me
with that low-brow canned beer?
**[04:27] Kanadge**
*It's totally working!*
**[04:29] Torture**
'Tis but canned beer.
**[04:30] Torture**
Yet 'tis mighty indeed.
**[04:33] Torture**
Your Majesty, do you know the
tastiest way to pour a can of beer?
**[04:37] Torture**
The tastiest way?
**[04:40] Torture**
First, when pouring it into the glass...
**[04:43] Torture**
As you begin, immediately raise
the can as high as you can.
**[04:49] Hell-Lord**
If you do that, you'll get nothing but foam!
**[04:53] Torture**
That is fine.
**[04:55] Torture**
That is what we want.
**[04:59] Torture**
Once it reaches the very top,
we wait for the head to settle.
**[05:03] Torture**
A vigorous pour results in fine bubbles
that become compacted even further.
**[05:11] Torture**
Once the head is stable, slowly pour
in beer from the rim of the glass.
**[05:17] Torture**
Finally, once you've poured enough that
the foam covers the top of the glass...
**[05:24] Torture**
'Tis complete.
**[05:27] Hell-Lord**
Wha—?!
**[05:28] Hell-Lord**
J-Just look at this fluffy foam...
**[05:33] Hell-Lord**
No, *fluffoam*!
**[05:36] Kanadge**
*He gave it a name!*
**[05:38] Hell-Lord**
A far cry from the flaccid head
you get from pouring mindlessly!
**[05:41] Hell-Lord**
It stands out like a
dollop of whipped cream!
**[05:44] Hell-Lord**
Fluffoam! Fluffoam!
**[05:47] Kanadge**
*Is he pleased with himself for that?*
**[05:57] Kanadge**
Your Majesty!
**[05:59] Hell-Lord**
*It can't be!*
**[06:00] Hell-Lord**
*To think that I...*
**[06:03] Hell-Lord**
*would tremble with temptation!*
**[06:06] Kanadge**
Please endure it, Your Majesty!
**[06:09] Kanadge**
Even when you faced the Hero, strongest
soldier in the Imperial Army, in a duel,
**[06:15] Kanadge**
you shrugged off all of
his attacks, held firm,
**[06:19] Kanadge**
and came out standing strong!
**[06:21] Kanadge**
You are the pinnacle of all demonkind!
**[06:23] Kanadge**
The strongest monster of all!
**[06:25] Kanadge**
The Hell-Lord himself!
***SIGN*** The Hell-Lord himself
**[06:30] Kanadge**
Your Majesty!
**[06:32] Kanadge**
Y-Your Majesty?
**[06:34] Hell-Lord**
Heh.
**[06:36] Hell-Lord**
That's right.
**[06:38] Hell-Lord**
I am the Hell-Lord.
**[06:40] Hell-Lord**
This torture is nothing to me!
**[06:47] Torture**
Incidentally, this beer
with the fluffy foam...
**[06:50] Torture**
or rather, this fluffoam beer...
**[06:53] Torture**
The longer you wait, the
more foam will dissipate.
**[06:57] Torture**
'Tis best to enjoy it
immediately after pouring.
**[07:00] Hell-Lord**
My weakness is light magic!
**[07:04] Kanadge**
He gave it away!
***SIGN*** The Hell-Lord
confessed
**[07:10] Torture**
Enjoy.
**[07:11] Hell-Lord**
Yes.
**[07:18] Hell-Lord**
*It's so light, with a creamy mouthfeel
that's downright criminal.*
**[07:23] Hell-Lord**
*And the golden nectar of life
blanketed in fluffoam...*
**[07:27] Hell-Lord**
*rushes through my body!*
**[07:32] Hell-Lord**
*So divine, it's like my throat is in heaven!*
**[07:36] Hell-Lord**
*Foam fizzing like herald angels singing!*
**[07:41] Hell-Lord**
*I'm filled with joy!*
**[07:48] Hell-Lord**
This is no mere canned beer!
**[07:53] Hell-Lord**
It's light magic!
**[07:55] Kanadge**
His Majesty is being purified!
**[07:59] Narration**
*Don't drink until you come of age.*
***SIGN*** Grand
Inquisitor's
Chamber
**[08:06] Torture**
His Majesty granted me permission
to continue the torture.
**[08:11] Torture**
But I must admit that as it stands, the
intelligence we can gain is limited in scope.
**[08:17] Torture**
I suppose I could try something different.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[08:23] Torture**
*Fluffoam...*
**[08:34] Torture**
Princess.
**[08:36] Torture**
'Tis time for torture.
**[08:38] Torture**
We'll be trying something
a little different today.
**[08:43] Ex**
It doesn't matter what
torture you throw at us.
**[08:46] Ex**
I'm sure Her Highness will spill the beans.
**[08:48] Princess**
What?!
**[08:49] Princess**
*Did Ex's faith in me plummet
thanks to my constant slip-ups?!*
**[08:54] Princess**
Just you wait, Ex!
**[08:55] Princess**
Today's the day I finally resist!
**[08:57] Ex**
Hmph.
**[08:57] Princess**
What?!
**[08:59] Torture**
I shan't be torturing you today, Princess.
**[09:02] Princess**
What?
**[09:03] Torture**
Please come in.
**[09:06] Torture**
Weaponsmith Gilga-chan.
***SIGN*** Weaponsmith, Pain-Private
Gilga
**[09:08] Gilga**
Hey there.
**[09:10] Ex**
A weaponsmith?
**[09:13] Gilga**
Aw, man.
**[09:15] Ex**
Hey! Stop that! Not there!
**[09:15] Gilga**
Being stuck here has left
you in awful condition.
**[09:18] Ex**
Cut it out!
**[09:19] Torture**
Yes.
**[09:19] Ex**
Don't touch me! Hey! Stop!
**[09:20] Torture**
Sacred Blade Ex, today we'll be...
**[09:22] Ex**
Hands off! Hey! I said stop!
**[09:24] Torture**
torturing you instead.
**[09:28] Ex**
Don't underestimate me.
**[09:30] Ex**
I am Ex, the sacred blade.
**[09:33] Ex**
In my long service to the royal family,
alongside generations of noble knights,
**[09:36] Ex**
I've braved a countless number of battles.
**[09:40] Ex**
I would never submit to
any means of torture!
**[09:44] Gilga**
Alrighty.
**[09:45] Ex**
Hey! Unhand me!
**[09:46] Gilga**
Let's start by taking off this surface rust.
**[09:47] Ex**
I'm a sacred blade, you know!
**[09:59] Princess**
Ex?
**[10:01] Ex**
You've got it wrong, Your Highness!
**[10:02] Ex**
That was a battle cry!
**[10:04] Ex**
I was letting out a manly battle cry!
**[10:06] Ex**
It wasn't because of any
pleasure I felt at all!
**[10:07] Ex**
I simply let out a battle cry!
**[10:08] Ex**
All sacred blades would do the same!
**[10:10] Ex**
I'm definitely not the only
one who'd cry out...
**[10:10] Princess**
Slow down.
**[10:14] Gilga**
Next, I'll use this rotary grindstone...
**[10:17] Gilga**
and sharpen you real nice and gentle.
**[10:28] Ex**
*What a refreshing shave.*
**[10:30] Ex**
*And the perfect level of sharpening!*
**[10:34] Ex**
*I can feel it.*
**[10:36] Ex**
*I don't need to test out my blade to tell.*
**[10:40] Ex**
*While retaining the bashing force a
sword needs to smash through armor...*
**[10:46] Ex**
*it boasts the sharp edge of a
katana to cut through flesh!*
**[10:51] Ex**
*I am a sacred blade!*
**[10:52] Ex**
*The sacred blade Ex!*
**[10:57] Princess**
Ex!
**[10:58] Princess**
Ex, snap out of it!
**[11:01] Princess**
Ex!
**[11:04] Ex**
It's okay, Your Highness.
**[11:07] Ex**
I admit that felt good.
**[11:08] Ex**
However, I feel no obligation
to share my secrets!
**[11:12] Ex**
I will endure this torture!
**[11:14] Princess**
Great!
**[11:16] Princess**
I'm impressed, Ex!
**[11:17] Princess**
I would have spilled the
beans three times by now!
**[11:19] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[11:21] Gilga**
Well, that's a shame, but it
looks like I'm done here.
**[11:25] Ex**
Y-You've still only done a
coarse pass over my surface!
**[11:28] Gilga**
I know.
**[11:29] Gilga**
I'd love to give you the
full treatment as well.
**[11:33] Gilga**
But this is supposed to be torture.
**[11:37] Gilga**
Well, if you were to reveal a secret...
**[11:41] Gilga**
I wouldn't mind giving you a nice finish.
**[11:44] Princess**
Ex...
**[11:45] Ex**
Rest assured, Your Highness.
**[11:48] Ex**
I am the sacred blade Ex.
**[11:50] Ex**
Your trusty sword.
**[11:52] Ex**
I wouldn't dare act out of
my own personal interest.
**[11:56] Princess**
Ex!
**[11:57] Ex**
Getting polished up with
a nice, sharp edge...
**[12:01] Ex**
That would benefit Your Highness as well!
**[12:03] Princess**
Ex!
**[12:07] Gilga**
Okay, let's finish you up!
***SIGN*** Ex confessed
**[12:17] Torture**
I see.
**[12:19] Torture**
So the Demon Sword Murasa and
Fire Sword Amon are lovers.
**[12:23] Ex**
Magnificent! I feel superb!
**[12:25] Princess**
Glare...
**[12:35] Ex**
U-Um...
**[12:37] Ex**
Your Highness, well...
**[12:40] Ex**
I'm sorry.
**[12:45] Princess**
Sorry for letting you down as well.
**[12:47] Ex**
N-No, I never...
**[12:50] Princess**
I'll try harder than ever
before to endure the torture!
**[12:57] Ex**
Yes!
**[12:58] Ex**
I'll be rooting for you!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[13:06] Krall**
Princess, time for some torture!
***SIGN*** Beastmaster
Krall
**[13:10] Princess**
Krall-chan!
**[13:12] Princess**
Where's Hngy-Baby?
**[13:14] Krall**
He's keeping watch back home!
**[13:16] Princess**
Aw, I was hoping to see him again!
**[13:18] Krall**
For real?
**[13:19] Princess**
I mean, Hngy-Baby's adorable!
**[13:21] Krall**
I know, right?
**[13:22] Krall**
Hngy-Baby's totes adorbs!
**[13:25] Krall**
You should come hang out at my place!
**[13:27] Krall**
You can meet all the others, too!
**[13:29] Princess**
What, really?
**[13:31] Princess**
I'm totally down!
**[13:33] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[13:33] Torture**
Krall?
**[13:34] Krall**
That's right, Princess.
No more goofing around!
**[13:38] Krall**
Unlike last time, today's torture
is totally the real deal!
**[13:41] Krall**
Prepare yourself!
**[13:43] Krall**
Come on in!
**[13:49] Ex**
That's...
**[13:53] Krall**
That's a good boy, Mad Wolf.
***SIGN*** Krall Regiment Combat Soldier
***SIGN*** Mad Wolf
**[13:59] Ex**
A mad wolf!
**[14:01] Ex**
Be careful, Your Highness!
**[14:03] Ex**
Wolves are known as the strongest of all monster
families when it comes to pure fighting power!
**[14:09] Princess**
Have you forgotten, Ex?
**[14:11] Princess**
I've defeated wolves in the past.
**[14:14] Princess**
It wasn't an easy fight, but
they're not unbeatable.
**[14:19] Ex**
However, mad wolves are a different
beast altogether, even among wolves.
**[14:24] Ex**
They're twice as strong as the gran
wolves you struggled to defeat.
**[14:27] Princess**
What?
**[14:28] Princess**
That's strong as hell!
**[14:30] Krall**
All right, Princess.
**[14:32] Krall**
Let's start the torture!
**[14:35] Ex**
What enormous, thick legs!
**[14:37] Ex**
If that thing lands a hit on you...
**[14:44] Krall**
Mad Wolf's allure lies in his
big, cute paw pads for sure!
**[14:49] Krall**
Not to mention...
**[14:54] Krall**
Ah, it smells so nice!
**[14:57] Krall**
The unique scent of their paw pads!
**[15:02] Krall**
You can't beat it, baby!
**[15:05] Princess**
*That's so specific that
I'm not jealous at all.*
**[15:07] Krall**
Okay, Princess!
**[15:09] Krall**
If you're dying of envy, then
let's hear that secret!
**[15:12] Princess**
No, I'm not jealous.
**[15:16] Krall**
What?
**[15:17] Krall**
M-Mad wolf paw pads have a stronger
scent than doggies or kitties do...
**[15:21] Princess**
I've never sniffed an animal's
paw pads to begin with.
**[15:25] Krall**
No way!
**[15:26] Krall**
That's like missing out
on half of life itself!
**[15:28] Ex**
Paw pads make up half of our lives now?
**[15:30] Krall**
Here, give it a whiff.
**[15:32] Princess**
What?
**[15:36] Princess**
Smells like animal funk.
**[15:37] Krall**
It's a nice smell!
**[15:39] Krall**
C'mon, try sniffing it again!
**[15:41] Princess**
Ugh, no thanks.
**[15:42] Krall**
Please!
**[15:43] Krall**
I'll let you in on my secret!
**[15:45] Ex**
How the tables have turned.
**[15:47] Princess**
What secret?
**[15:48] Krall**
The grand inquisitor has her newborn
niece as her phone wallpaper!
**[15:52] Torture**
Hey, Krall!
**[15:54] Torture**
How do you know that?!
**[15:55] Krall**
Look, I shared my secret!
**[15:57] Princess**
What?
**[15:59] Princess**
Fine, I'll give it another whiff.
**[16:04] Krall**
W-Well?
**[16:07] Princess**
Ah!
**[16:08] Princess**
Underneath the animal funk, it
smells a bit like popcorn...
**[16:12] Krall**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[16:16] Princess**
The pad itself feels so nice and squishy...
**[16:20] Princess**
*Huh?*
**[16:21] Princess**
*Ah, wait...*
**[16:24] Princess**
*I could get hooked on this!*
**[16:29] Krall**
Welcome.
**[16:31] Krall**
To the world of paw pads!
***SIGN*** The princess had her eyes
opened to a new world
**[16:39] Princess**
Thanks, Krall-cchi.
**[16:41] Princess**
For opening my eyes to a brand new world!
**[16:44] Krall**
Nah, I'm just glad you get the paw hype now!
**[16:50] Krall**
Oh, I know!
**[16:52] Krall**
Let's have a paw party back at my place!
**[16:55] Princess**
I'm down!
**[16:56] Princess**
Let's invite everyone else!
**[16:58] Krall**
How about it, Grand Inquisitor?
**[17:01] Torture**
I swear, you two...
**[17:05] Torture**
Will there be bunnies?
**[17:07] Krall**
You betcha, baby!
**[17:09] Torture**
*Ah, so cute...*
**[17:15] Princess**
Hngy-Baby!
**[17:17] Inki**
So warm and relaxing...
**[17:19] Youki**
How's it going?
**[17:21] Parrot**
How's it going?
**[17:22] Youki**
Whoa, you're a clever one!
**[17:28] Ex**
What about the torture?
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for
"Torture," Princess
***SIGN*** Hellgrove Park
**[17:37] Demon Boy**
Hurry up!
**[17:38] Demon Girl**
I can't wait!
**[17:47] Maomao-Chan**
It's time for torture, Princess!
***SIGN*** Hell-Lord's Daughter
Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
Maomao-chan
**[17:50] Maomao-Chan**
I really like playing at the park!
**[17:53] Maomao-Chan**
So seeing me play should make you jealous!
**[17:57] Maomao-Chan**
Just watch me!
**[17:58] Princess**
Yeah, I'm watching.
**[18:01] Princess**
Wait up!
**[18:09] Maomao-Chan**
Careful, careful...
**[18:12] Maomao-Chan**
So fast!
**[18:14] Princess**
Ah, so cute.
**[18:17] Princess**
Everything's cute about her.
**[18:19] Princess**
She really is so cute.
**[18:23] Ex**
She's gonna talk, isn't she?
**[18:26] Ex**
And join in on the fun.
**[18:28] Princess**
Don't worry, Ex.
**[18:30] Princess**
That won't happen.
**[18:33] Princess**
Maomao-chan may be cute, but that
doesn't mean I want to join in.
**[18:38] Princess**
I've never liked parks very much.
**[18:41] Ex**
What do you mean?
**[18:43] Princess**
I was...
**[18:45] Princess**
forbidden from playing in
parks when I was younger.
**[18:50] Princess**
Parks are not a place
for royalty to play.
**[18:53] Princess**
That's the lesson I had
deeply ingrained in me.
**[18:56] Princess**
Which is why...
**[18:58] Princess**
I don't feel the desire to play here at all!
**[19:01] Ex**
Magnificent, Your Highness!
**[19:03] Ex**
Princess and Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion!
**[19:06] Ex**
You've fully taken those childhood
royal lessons to heart!
**[19:13] Princess**
Of course.
**[19:14] Princess**
I've had to lead a distinguished
life since birth.
**[19:16] Princess**
Even as a child... I-I understood this...
**[19:21] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[19:24] Princess**
Truth is, I wanted to play
with everyone else...
**[19:27] Ex**
You gave in awfully fast!
**[19:29] Princess**
I wanted to play...
**[19:30] Princess**
And go on the seesaw...
***SIGN*** Giggle giggle
**[19:32] Princess**
And climb up the jungle gym...
***SIGN*** Smirk smirk
**[19:35] Princess**
And make castles in the sandbox...
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[19:38] Ex**
Calm down, Your Highness.
**[19:40] Ex**
Don't let your own memories
be your downfall.
**[19:44] Maomao-Chan**
Missy!
**[19:47] Princess**
Maomao-chan!
**[19:50] Maomao-Chan**
Let's play together!
**[19:54] Princess**
Sure!
**[19:54] Ex**
Your Highness?!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[19:59] Maomao-Chan**
C'mon, missy!
**[20:01] Princess**
Not so fast!
**[20:02] Maomao-Chan**
Hurry up!
**[21:04] Princess**
Man, that was fun!
**[21:06] Maomao-Chan**
Yep!
**[21:07] Krall**
I played my heart out!
**[21:09] Youki**
We should hang out again!
**[21:10] Inki**
Yeah.
**[21:13] Princess**
What was the most fun part, Maomao-chan?
**[21:16] Maomao-Chan**
Huh?
**[21:18] Maomao-Chan**
Why do I need to pick?
**[21:21] Princess**
So everything was fun, then?
**[21:24] Maomao-Chan**
Yeah!
**[21:26] Maomao-Chan**
Everything was fun!
**[21:29] Princess**
Same for me!
**[21:40] Kanadge**
Your Majesty.
**[21:42] Kanadge**
The Royal Empire's security password
we obtained from the princess.
**[21:45] Kanadge**
The Chief Officer of Combat
was asking for it.
**[21:48] Kanadge**
Would you be so kind as to lend me
the note with the password on it?
**[21:53] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[21:55] Hell-Lord**
That note, you say?
**[21:57] Hell-Lord**
The video filled with scenes
of Maomao-chan playing.
**[22:02] Hell-Lord**
I was so engrossed in watching that...
**[22:06] Hell-Lord**
I completely lost track
of where I left the note!
# E5 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Narration**
*The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...*
**[00:09] Narration**
*In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion*
**[00:17] Narration**
*falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.*
**[00:21] Narration**
*The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...*
**[00:27] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[00:31] Narration**
*...mercilessly subjects her
to torture day after day.*
**[00:55] Mad Kaiser**
At long last...
**[00:59] Mad Kaiser**
Vengeance will be mine.
**[01:02] Mad Kaiser**
Princess!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[02:39] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[02:43] Princess**
What did you bring us
all the way out here for?
**[02:46] Princess**
I know.
**[02:47] Princess**
I bet we're playing in the river, yeah.
**[02:50] Princess**
Let's just get this over with already.
**[02:52] Princess**
Well, I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[02:56] Princess**
It's not like I'd ever give in for
splashing around in the river!
**[02:59] Ex**
Your Highness, you're way too excited.
**[03:02] Torture**
Today's torture shan't
be playing in the river.
**[03:08] Princess**
Guh...
**[03:09] Princess**
Ah, I see.
**[03:11] Princess**
I wasn't looking forward to it at all.
**[03:13] Ex**
Poor thing...
**[03:13] Princess**
Do what you want.
**[03:14] Torture**
We've come to the river today for
today's torture, marshmallows.
***SIGN*** Marshmallows
**[03:19] Princess**
Marshmallows?
**[03:21] Princess**
Sorry to say, but I'm not a huge fan.
**[03:23] Princess**
I don't like how they stick to your teeth.
**[03:26] Princess**
There's zero reason why I'd
lose to today's torture!
**[03:28] Princess**
It's not too late to do something else!
**[03:32] Princess**
Like playing in the river!
**[03:33] Ex**
Do you want to play in the river that badly?
**[03:36] Torture**
I say marshmallows, but these
are no ordinary marshmallows.
**[03:42] Torture**
They're roasted marshmallows!
**[03:44] Princess**
Roasted marshmallows?
**[03:46] Torture**
Indeed.
**[03:47] Torture**
We came all the way out here so
as to safely start an open fire.
**[03:51] Princess**
Hmph!
**[03:52] Princess**
What good will roasting the marshmallows do?
**[03:55] Ex**
Yeah, that's right!
**[03:56] Ex**
You tell her, Your Highness!
**[04:10] Ex**
Ah! Wait, Your Highness!
**[04:12] Ex**
Stop!
**[04:13] Torture**
Princess.
**[04:14] Torture**
Would you care to try one, just this once?
**[04:17] Ex**
You mustn't, Your Highness!
**[04:18] Ex**
Don't fall for it!
**[04:20] Ex**
She's trying to teach you what
roasted marshmallows taste like,
**[04:23] Ex**
so that you won't be able
to resist their temptation!
**[04:26] Princess**
How devious!
**[04:27] Torture**
Why, I would never.
**[04:29] Torture**
'Twas simply a gesture of goodwill.
**[04:33] Torture**
Not to mention...
**[04:35] Torture**
She's the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[04:38] Torture**
That title is a testament to her
strict self-discipline and training.
**[04:44] Torture**
Would she really succumb without resistance
to the taste of roasted marshmallows?
**[04:50] Ex**
Your Highness won't fall
for such an obvious ploy!
**[04:53] Princess**
That's right.
**[04:54] Princess**
Such an obvious ploy...
**[04:56] Princess**
I'd never succumb to some
lousy roasted marshmallows!
**[04:59] Ex**
She fell for the obvious ploy!
**[05:03] Princess**
Even if it turns out to be good...
**[05:07] Princess**
I will never give in!
**[05:20] Princess**
*The soft texture of the marshmallow...*
**[05:23] Princess**
*Roasting has browned the
surface and turned it crispy!*
**[05:32] Princess**
*And the heat has made the inside all gooey!*
**[05:35] Princess**
*The gooeyness is filling my mouth!*
**[05:49] Princess**
*A delight for the mouth!*
**[05:55] Torture**
Well, Princess?
**[05:57] Torture**
If you reveal a secret, I
can let you have one more.
**[06:01] Ex**
Don't do it, Your Highness!
**[06:02] Ex**
Pull yourself together!
**[06:04] Princess**
It's okay, Ex.
**[06:05] Princess**
I'm as calm as can be.
**[06:07] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[06:09] Princess**
Hmph!
**[06:10] Princess**
One more if I tell you a secret?
**[06:12] Ex**
Keep it up, Your Highness!
**[06:13] Ex**
You've triumphed over the marshmallows!
**[06:15] Princess**
In other words...
**[06:17] Princess**
Will I get four marshmallows
for four secrets?!
**[06:19] Ex**
She caved immediately!
**[06:21] Torture**
One secret, and you can
have as many as you like.
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[06:30] Princess**
So big!
***SIGN*** Jumbo
***SIGN*** Extra Large
**[06:31] Princess**
I didn't know they made
marshmallows this big!
**[06:51] Princess**
Delicious!
**[06:53] Princess**
So gooey...
**[06:55] Torture**
Princess, while we're here,
shall we play in the river?
**[06:58] Princess**
Wait, can I?!
**[07:00] Torture**
Of course.
**[07:02] Torture**
We're all done with you.
**[07:07] Princess**
Take that!
**[07:10] Princess**
How's that?!
**[07:11] Torture**
What do you think of today's secret?
**[07:14] Kanadge**
The castle guards are weak
against fire attacks...
**[07:18] Kanadge**
But you know, it's normal for
humans to be weak to fire.
**[07:22] Torture**
I suppose.
**[07:24] Torture**
Most creatures are weak against fire.
**[07:28] Torture**
What did you just say?!
**[07:30] Kanadge**
*Like I said...*
**[07:31] Kanadge**
If you're still by the river, get
another secret out of the princess.
**[07:36] Kanadge**
His Majesty's orders.
***SIGN*** Call ended
***SIGN*** Call duration
**[07:47] Princess**
You've done it now!
**[07:51] Torture**
*Two torture sessions on the same day...*
**[07:53] Torture**
*I can only imagine the toll it will take!*
**[07:57] Torture**
*The princess's body might even give out.*
**[08:11] Princess**
What's with the long face?
**[08:13] Ex**
The Hell-Lord was unsatisfied
with her work yet again.
**[08:16] Princess**
Huh?
**[08:17] Ex**
I kept an ear turned to her
conversation on the phone.
**[08:20] Princess**
Ear?
**[08:21] Princess**
Where are your ears?
**[08:24] Ex**
It looks like she was ordered to carry
out a second torture today.
**[08:27] Princess**
Wha—?!
**[08:28] Princess**
I-I can't handle two tortures in one day!
**[08:31] Ex**
Isn't that why she looks so troubled?
**[08:41] Ex**
Don't do it, Your Highness.
**[08:44] Ex**
Don't offer her a secret
just because you feel bad.
**[08:47] Princess**
Y-You know I wouldn't do that!
**[08:49] Princess**
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[08:53] Princess**
I've been in countless battles,
**[08:55] Princess**
cutting down my foes without any mercy.
**[08:58] Princess**
I would never take pity on my enemy!
**[09:01] Princess**
Worrying her pretty little head about me...
**[09:05] Princess**
She sure is a big ol' softie!
**[09:09] Princess**
She really is...
**[09:12] Princess**
as soft as they come.
**[09:16] Torture**
*I never imagined he'd instruct me
to torture her twice in one day.*
**[09:19] Torture**
*The Hell-Lord truly is evil incarnate.*
**[09:23] Torture**
*No, a professional must perform her duty.*
**[09:26] Torture**
*His Majesty has the right idea here.*
**[09:31] Torture**
*Maybe... I'm not cut out to be a torturer.*
**[09:51] Princess**
Nice weather we're having today.
**[09:54] Torture**
Y-Yes, we are.
**[09:56] Princess**
The laundry dries faster on sunny days, too.
**[10:00] Princess**
Speaking of laundry...
**[10:02] Princess**
The king prefers wearing briefs.
**[10:05] Torture**
Princess!
**[10:06] Torture**
Why would you tell me such
an important secret?!
**[10:09] Princess**
Huh?
**[10:10] Princess**
Did I let something slip just now?
**[10:12] Torture**
Are you taking pity on me, Princess?!
**[10:16] Princess**
I don't have a clue what
you're talking about.
**[10:19] Princess**
But I like that look on your face.
**[10:22] Princess**
That depressed look really didn't suit you.
**[10:27] Torture**
Princess...
**[10:28] Princess**
Let's make the most of this perfect weather!
**[10:32] Princess**
Come play with me!
**[10:47] Ex**
I swear...
**[10:49] Youki**
Hey!
**[10:52] Youki**
Princess-chan!
**[10:54] Princess**
You-chan! In-chan!
**[10:57] Inki**
W-We're here.
**[10:59] Youki**
Done with torture for the day?
**[11:01] Princess**
Yep!
**[11:02] Princess**
I resisted for a while, but then I gave in.
**[11:05] Princess**
What are you doing here?
**[11:07] Inki**
W-We got a call from the grand inquisitor.
***SIGN*** Search
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***SIGN*** Chat
**[11:53] Torture**
Princess!
**[12:46] Ex**
So cold!
***SIGN*** The princess
had fun
**[13:18] Torture**
What do you think?
**[13:20] Torture**
About the second secret for today.
**[13:23] Torture**
Huh? No good?
***SIGN*** The torture
will continue
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[13:49] Giant**
Wow, check out that tan!
***SIGN*** Combat Soldier
Fourth Class
& Pain-Private
Giant
**[13:53] Giant**
It might sting if you
soak in the hot springs,
**[13:56] Giant**
so let's go to the sauna instead today!
**[13:58] Princess**
The sauna?
**[13:59] Giant**
Wait, have you never been?
**[14:02] Princess**
Nope.
**[14:03] Giant**
What?
**[14:04] Giant**
You're missing out on something amazing!
**[14:07] Giant**
Okay, off we go!
**[14:11] Princess**
*I followed her after she said all that...*
***SIGN*** They're wearing towels with permission for the sake of the "torture"
**[14:15] Princess**
*But it's so hot!*
**[14:17] Princess**
*My entire body is dripping with sweat!*
**[14:20] Princess**
*This is supposed to feel good?*
**[14:21] Princess**
*Really?*
**[14:22] Princess**
*This is practically torture...*
**[14:25] Princess**
*So that's her deal!*
**[14:26] Giant**
It feels so nice!
**[14:26] Princess**
*Mama... no, Giant!*
**[14:30] Princess**
*Her sweet words lured me into this torture!*
**[14:34] Princess**
*If your average person were
faced with this heat...*
**[14:37] Princess**
*I'm sure they wouldn't be able
to bear it, and they'd end up talking.*
**[14:39] Princess**
*But I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.*
**[14:44] Princess**
*Be it a scorching desert
or a frigid snowy mountain,*
**[14:48] Princess**
*I've fought while maintaining a clear head!*
**[14:50] Princess**
*I will never give in to this torture!*
***SIGN*** They're wearing towels with permission for the sake of the "torture"
**[15:04] Princess**
*Come to think of it, I haven't
sweated this much in a long time.*
**[15:09] Princess**
*Lately, I eat three meals
a day, get tortured,*
**[15:12] Princess**
*and spend the rest of my time
lazing around and sleeping.*
**[15:15] Princess**
Munch, munch, munch...
**[15:17] Princess**
*I'd forgotten how this felt.*
**[15:19] Princess**
*It feels good to sweat it out.*
**[15:24] Princess**
*Feels good?!*
**[15:26] Princess**
*That can't be right!*
**[15:27] Princess**
*At first, this was nothing
more than a blistering hell!*
**[15:30] Princess**
*Yet now, it feels good?!*
**[15:34] Princess**
*Being placed in this unusual situation*
**[15:36] Princess**
*is making my earthly suffering
and troubles evaporate away!*
**[15:40] Princess**
*Ah, I see now, Giant...*
**[15:43] Princess**
*No, Mama!*
**[15:45] Princess**
*Saunas feel so nice!*
**[15:51] Giant**
Okay, I think it's about time we got out.
**[15:53] Princess**
Huh? Not yet...
**[15:55] Giant**
Staying in there too
long's not good for you.
**[15:58] Giant**
Especially on your first time.
**[16:01] Princess**
Makes sense...
**[16:06] Princess**
*The air outside feels so nice and cool!*
**[16:09] Giant**
Okay, next up is the cold bath!
***SIGN*** Cold Bath
**[16:12] Princess**
C-Cold bath?!
**[16:14] Princess**
The water's at 17 degrees?!
**[16:16] Princess**
There's no way I can get in...
**[16:18] Princess**
*No, I thought the sauna was hot, too,*
**[16:22] Princess**
*but it ended up being really nice.*
**[16:25] Princess**
*All right!*
**[16:31] Princess**
*N-N-N-Nope, still cold!*
**[16:38] Princess**
*Huh?*
***SIGN*** Cold Bath
**[16:40] Princess**
*After getting used to it...*
**[16:42] Princess**
*the cold water feels nice on my warm body.*
**[16:45] Princess**
*The heat is slowly melting
away from my body.*
**[16:49] Princess**
*I'm melting away, too!*
**[16:53] Princess**
*Ah, I'm becoming one with the water.*
**[16:56] Princess**
*It feels so good!*
**[16:59] Giant**
After a cold bath, take a nice, long break.
**[17:03] Princess**
*Ah, my arms and legs are tingling.*
**[17:06] Princess**
*I can feel the blood flowing through me.*
**[17:08] Princess**
*My body is being set free!*
**[17:12] Princess**
*Just now, I have become complete.*
**[17:20] Princess**
Thank you, Mama.
**[17:22] Princess**
I've learned the truth of the universe...
**[17:24] Princess**
no, of the sauna.
**[17:29] Giant**
They say lots of things about
saunas and their detox effect,
**[17:33] Giant**
or how they may or may not
help you lose weight.
**[17:38] Giant**
But none of that really matters.
**[17:41] Giant**
Saunas feel good!
**[17:43] Giant**
End of story!
**[17:44] Princess**
Yes, Mama!
**[17:46] Princess**
No...
**[17:47] Princess**
Master Mama!
***SIGN*** By the way, the
princess confessed
**[17:54] Ex**
Fair play, fair sauna!
***SIGN*** Enjoy the sauna by following all rules and etiquette!!
**[17:56] Princess**
Enjoy the sauna by following
all rules and etiquette!
**[18:04] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[18:08] Ex**
Where are we?
**[18:09] Ex**
And...
**[18:11] Ex**
who are *they*?
**[18:14] Princess**
Mad Kaiser!
**[18:16] Ex**
What?
**[18:17] Princess**
I've fought him in the past.
**[18:20] Ex**
Is that true, Your Highness?
**[18:22] Princess**
He was the boss of the Western Tower.
**[18:24] Princess**
I remember him well.
**[18:26] Princess**
This was him!
**[18:28] Ex**
You sliced him clean in half.
**[18:30] Ex**
No way that's him.
**[18:31] Princess**
Hey there! Is that you, Mad Kaiser?
**[18:34] Mad Kaiser**
That's right!
**[18:34] Ex**
She was right!
**[18:36] Mad Kaiser**
Princess.
**[18:37] Mad Kaiser**
The wound you gave me...
**[18:39] Mad Kaiser**
It throbs with pain to this day.
**[18:41] Ex**
That sure healed up nicely.
**[18:43] Princess**
I see.
**[18:44] Princess**
So that's what this is.
**[18:47] Princess**
Everyone here is someone
I've defeated in the past!
**[18:51] Ex**
You can't be serious!
**[18:52] Torture**
That's not true at all.
**[18:54] Ex**
It wasn't true at all...
**[18:55] Torture**
Mad Kaiser just happened to be here.
**[18:58] Torture**
It's completely unrelated.
**[19:00] Torture**
Today's torture comes courtesy
of Lieutorment Youki:
**[19:05] Torture**
a test of courage!
**[19:06] Youki**
Yay!
**[19:09] Torture**
These demons will act as the ghosts
and hide in the school building.
**[19:14] Torture**
Lurking inside this abandoned
school building,
**[19:16] Torture**
these scaring experts will provide
you with a night of terror!
**[19:20] Torture**
Will you be able to withstand it, Princess?
**[19:23] Ex**
How underhanded...
**[19:26] Mad Kaiser**
This is revenge for my wound!
**[19:27] Mad Kaiser**
I'll scare you real good!
**[19:30] Ex**
You're scarier without the mask.
**[19:32] Mad Kaiser**
All right, everyone!
**[19:33] Mad Kaiser**
Let's get started!
**[19:34] Group**
Yeah!
**[19:38] Princess**
Hold on.
**[19:40] Princess**
Courtesy of You-chan?
**[19:42] Princess**
Where's You-chan, then?
**[19:44] Torture**
Youki can't make it out today.
**[19:46] Princess**
What?!
**[19:47] Torture**
After sleeping with her stomach
exposed, she's caught a cold.
**[19:50] Princess**
Oh, no!
**[19:52] Torture**
Which is why I'm administering
this in her stead.
**[19:55] Princess**
You-chan's out with a cold?!
**[19:56] Princess**
Please, let me go and pay her a visit!
**[19:59] Torture**
I cannot.
**[20:01] Torture**
You're in the middle of being tortured.
**[20:04] Torture**
You shan't have freedom until it's over.
**[20:07] Torture**
But to put it in other words...
**[20:09] Torture**
You're free to go once it's over.
**[20:12] Ex**
Hmph.
**[20:13] Ex**
Do you think that helps the chances
of Her Highness confessing?
**[20:16] Ex**
It's no use!
**[20:18] Ex**
Her Highness is the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[20:19] Princess**
There's a hidden passage leading to
the castle in the Eastern Mountains!
**[20:21] Ex**
From a young age...
**[20:23] Ex**
That was quick!
**[20:24] Ex**
I didn't even get to the flashback!
**[20:25] Torture**
Very well!
**[20:26] Torture**
You've told us your secret,
so we're done with you!
**[20:29] Torture**
Let's go and visit the sick!
**[20:35] Princess**
Seriously...
**[20:37] Princess**
You really made me worry.
**[20:40] Youki**
Sorry.
**[20:41] Princess**
But it was a pretty good torture idea.
**[20:44] Princess**
I gave in before I knew it.
**[20:46] Princess**
Here, drink up.
**[20:50] Youki**
Thanks.
**[20:51] Princess**
Do you have a fever?
**[20:53] Princess**
Does it hurt anywhere?
**[20:55] Youki**
Nah, I'm fine.
**[20:57] Inki**
It looks like her fever's gone down.
**[21:00] Princess**
I see, that's a relief.
**[21:05] Youki**
That feels so nice!
**[21:07] Torture**
Can you handle eating some congee?
**[21:13] Princess**
Here, You-chan.
**[21:19] Youki**
It's good!
**[21:21] Youki**
I might give in before I know it.
**[21:27] Princess**
Today's the one day where that's fine!
**[21:29] Princess**
Here, open up!
**[23:04] Torture**
How did you find today's secret?
**[23:08] Torture**
What?
**[23:09] Torture**
Is the hidden passage lit up?
**[23:11] Torture**
His Majesty would be scared in the dark?
**[23:14] Torture**
Yes, I'll ask.
**[23:16] Kanadge**
Also, the guys you took with you today.
**[23:20] Kanadge**
Administration is telling me they
haven't clocked out for the day yet.
**[23:23] Torture**
*What?*
**[23:25] Torture**
Ah.
# E6 - Untitled
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**[00:11] Hell-Lord**
Congratulations on passing the
Hellhorde Promotion Exam.
**[00:16] Hell-Lord**
You've gone from Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
to Awesome Great Cadet Inquisitor.
**[00:23] Hell-Lord**
That's my daughter for you.
***SIGN*** Hell-Lord's Daughter
Awesome Great Cadet Inquisitor
Maomao-chan
**[00:26] Maomao-Chan**
Thank you very much, Papa.
**[00:28] Maomao-Chan**
I mean, Your Majesty.
**[00:30] Hell-Lord**
I will give you a reward.
**[00:32] Hell-Lord**
Whatever you want.
**[00:34] Hell-Lord**
A magic crystal skeleton?
**[00:36] Hell-Lord**
An evil dragon fang?
**[00:38] Hell-Lord**
Or perhaps a hydra scale?
**[00:40] Hell-Lord**
State your wish.
**[00:44] Maomao-Chan**
In that case...
**[00:48] Maomao-Chan**
I...
**[00:49] Maomao-Chan**
I want a piggyback ride...
**[00:53] Hell-Lord**
What?!
**[00:54] Maomao-Chan**
I know you're the Hell-Lord,
**[00:56] Maomao-Chan**
and appearances are important,
so I held back all this time...
**[01:02] Maomao-Chan**
But deep down, I want
piggyback rides and stuff.
**[01:08] Maomao-Chan**
Ah!
**[01:08] Maomao-Chan**
No, I'm sorry!
**[01:11] Maomao-Chan**
I was asking for too much.
**[01:12] Hell-Lord**
Of course!
**[01:14] Maomao-Chan**
Eh?
**[01:15] Hell-Lord**
I had been concerned about
appearances, too...
**[01:18] Hell-Lord**
but you know I'd love to
give you a piggyback ride!
**[01:22] Maomao-Chan**
Papa!
**[01:23] Hell-Lord**
Okay!
**[01:25] Hell-Lord**
You can ride piggyback as much as you want!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[03:05] Maomao-Chan**
I'm so high up!
**[03:09] Maomao-Chan**
I can almost reach the ceiling!
**[03:13] Maomao-Chan**
You sure are tall, Papa!
**[03:15] Hell-Lord**
But right now, you're even
taller, Maomao-chan.
**[03:18] Maomao-Chan**
Does that make me the tallest in the world?!
**[03:21] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[03:22] Hell-Lord**
Make sure you hold on tight.
**[03:24] Hell-Lord**
Watch out for the pointy bits of my horns.
**[03:27] Maomao-Chan**
'Kay!
**[03:30] Maomao-Chan**
Yay!
**[03:35] Maomao-Chan**
Thank you very much, Papa.
**[03:37] Maomao-Chan**
I had fun.
**[03:39] Hell-Lord**
Me too.
**[03:40] Hell-Lord**
That was nice.
**[03:42] Hell-Lord**
Letting loose instead of holding
yourself back, that is.
**[03:47] Hell-Lord**
Until now, to keep up appearances,
**[03:50] Hell-Lord**
I watched quietly in the back with my
arms folded at concerts.
**[03:55] Hell-Lord**
Starting next time, I'll go
a bit closer to the front!
**[04:00] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh...
**[04:02] Maomao-Chan**
That's for the best, Papa!
**[04:03] Hell-Lord**
By the way, daughter of mine.
**[04:05] Hell-Lord**
Earlier, you said, "piggyback
rides and stuff."
**[04:09] Hell-Lord**
It sounds like there's more that you desire.
**[04:11] Maomao-Chan**
Huh?
**[04:12] Maomao-Chan**
I couldn't...
**[04:13] Hell-Lord**
It's fine by me!
**[04:15] Hell-Lord**
Tell me what you want!
**[04:18] Maomao-Chan**
Then...
**[04:20] Maomao-Chan**
Playing house.
**[04:21] Hell-Lord**
Mama!
**[04:23] Hell-Lord**
Food!
**[04:24] Hell-Lord**
I'm hungry, Mama!
**[04:27] Maomao-Chan**
Okay, it'll be ready in no time!
**[04:32] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh...
**[04:36] Maomao-Chan**
Next up, a horsey ride!
**[04:38] Hell-Lord**
Neigh!
**[04:40] Hell-Lord**
Clip-clop, clip-clop...
**[04:40] Maomao-Chan**
Go, go!
**[04:42] Hell-Lord**
Neigh!
**[04:43] Maomao-Chan**
Welcome to my blue underground lake house!
**[04:47] Maomao-Chan**
Right this way.
**[04:48] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[04:49] Hell-Lord**
Thank you for inviting me over.
**[04:51] Maomao-Chan**
Hellvanian Families!
**[04:55] Maomao-Chan**
Also, also...
**[04:58] Hell-Lord**
There's still more?
**[05:00] Hell-Lord**
You truly are the Hell-Lord's daughter.
**[05:03] Hell-Lord**
Your desires are endless!
**[05:05] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh!
**[05:07] Maomao-Chan**
Is that bad?
**[05:08] Maomao-Chan**
It's been so long since we
played together, Papa...
**[05:12] Hell-Lord**
It's fine by me!
**[05:13] Hell-Lord**
I am the Hell-Lord!
**[05:14] Hell-Lord**
All desires are mine for the taking!
**[05:17] Hell-Lord**
I will devour every last craving you have!
**[05:21] Maomao-Chan**
Yay!
**[06:05] Hell-Lord**
Go on.
**[06:11] Hell-Lord**
Whoa there.
***SIGN*** The Hell-Lord and
Maomao-chan
played together
**[07:03] Kanadge**
Ah!
**[07:05] Kanadge**
Your Majesty!
**[07:07] Kanadge**
Where have you been?
**[07:09] Kanadge**
As for the secret that
Torture found out today...
**[07:12] Hell-Lord**
Shh.
**[07:13] Hell-Lord**
I'm retiring for the night.
**[07:19] Kanadge**
As you wish.
***SIGN*** Papa, do your best at work
***SIGN*** Picture Diary
***SIGN*** Unruled
Notebook
***SIGN*** Torture
***SIGN*** The Royal
Empire's
password that
the Hell-Lord
previously lost
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
***SIGN*** I love Papa
**[07:51] Maomao-Chan**
I love Papa!
**[07:56] Princess**
Bell Mall.
**[07:58] Ex**
Leaf.
**[07:59] Princess**
Fukudaya.
**[08:00] Ex**
Ashcan.
**[08:01] Ex**
Ah!
**[08:02] Ex**
I ended my word with an N!
**[08:04] Ex**
I'm impressed, Your Highness.
**[08:06] Ex**
You're even strong at shiritori!
**[08:07] Ex**
What a wide vocabulary you have.
**[08:09] Princess**
Who do you think you're dealing with here?
**[08:13] Princess**
Thanks to the advanced education I received
from the royal family's exclusive tutors,
**[08:17] Princess**
I happen to possess an extensive vocabulary.
**[08:20] Princess**
Winning at shiritori is as easy as pie!
**[08:23] Princess**
No, as easy as torture!
**[08:24] Ex**
Wow, Your Highness!
**[08:28] Ex**
But now that you mention it,
it's almost time for your torture.
**[08:32] Ex**
Is it really okay to be relaxing like this?
**[08:34] Princess**
It's fine, it's fine.
**[08:36] Princess**
I'm sure the torture
won't be anything scary.
**[08:38] Ex**
The jig is up if you admit that part.
**[08:52] Torture**
Apologies for the wait.
**[08:58] Princess**
Wha—?!
**[09:08] Princess**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[09:13] Princess**
She's brought out the big guns!
**[09:15] Ex**
A hot iron...
**[09:17] Ex**
Looks like the Hellhorde's
not playing around anymore.
**[09:23] Ex**
However, you've faced death many
times only to come out on top.
**[09:27] Ex**
It'll take more than that!
**[09:29] Ex**
Isn't that right, Your Highness?
**[09:31] Princess**
You betcha!
**[09:32] Ex**
You're shaking like a leaf!
**[09:35] Ex**
Are you okay, Your Highness?
**[09:37] Ex**
Could it be that your fortitude has weakened
from your prolonged imprisonment?
**[09:41] Princess**
You can't be serious, Ex.
**[09:43] Princess**
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[09:47] Princess**
Have faith in me!
**[09:49] Ex**
Your words sound promising, but
not with that look on your face!
**[09:52] Torture**
Now, Princess.
**[09:54] Torture**
Today's torture will be...
**[10:00] Torture**
Raclette cheese!
***SIGN*** Moo
**[10:04] Torture**
I'll use this iron to heat up the cheese,
**[10:06] Torture**
so that it can be enjoyed in
a melty and delicious state.
**[10:13] Princess**
What a relief!
**[10:14] Ex**
Your Highness?!
**[10:15] Princess**
I'm so... I'm so relieved...
**[10:19] Princess**
I thought I was going to die...
**[10:22] Ex**
Your Highness, the torture hasn't begun yet.
**[10:27] Princess**
After being faced with the
terror of that hot iron,
**[10:29] Princess**
I can easily hold out against that cheese.
**[10:43] Princess**
It looks so good!
**[10:46] Ex**
She easily crumbled in no time!
**[10:49] Princess**
Cheese!
**[10:50] Princess**
Cheese!
**[10:52] Princess**
I bet it's amazing!
**[10:54] Ex**
So much for that vocabulary
from an advanced education.
**[11:02] Princess**
The cheese!
**[11:04] Princess**
The cheese is oozing down!
**[11:07] Princess**
Where are you going, cheese?!
**[11:15] Princess**
Cheesy-cheesy yum-yum!
**[11:17] Ex**
Has your brain melted
away, vocabulary and all?
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[11:34] Princess**
Delish!
**[11:40] Torture**
"Cheese and Kabao share
the same voice actor."
**[11:44] Torture**
His Majesty wasn't satisfied
with today's secret, either.
**[11:47] Torture**
It's true that His Majesty is
a big fan of voice actors.
**[11:50] Torture**
I wouldn't be surprised if he knew already.
**[11:54] Torture**
Which means for tomorrow...
**[11:57] Torture**
Ah.
**[11:58] Torture**
That's right.
**[11:59] Torture**
I can't torture her tomorrow.
**[12:04] Princess**
Cheese...
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[12:16] Torture**
'Tis time for your routine
physical, Princess.
**[12:20] Ex**
Routine physical?
**[12:22] Torture**
Yes.
**[12:23] Torture**
It'll soon be one month since
the princess was captured.
**[12:27] Torture**
In order to lead a healthy
life in captivity,
**[12:30] Torture**
the Hellhorde conducts monthly
health check-ups on all prisoners.
**[12:35] Ex**
Now *that's* an unexpected benefit.
**[12:37] Torture**
And so, I shan't be torturing you today.
**[12:41] Torture**
I'll be administering a
routine physical instead.
**[12:44] Princess**
Routine... physical...
**[12:46] Ex**
Oh, does that go for that big guy as well?
**[12:48] Torture**
Indeed.
**[12:51] Torture**
Datarma has his check-up as well,
which is why I'm by myself today.
**[12:56] Torture**
Now, to begin, I'll be drawing your blood.
**[12:59] Princess**
I'll talk.
**[13:00] Ex**
What?!
**[13:01] Ex**
Wh-Wh-What's wrong, Your Highness?
**[13:01] Princess**
I'll talk... So please spare me...
**[13:03] Ex**
You're not being tortured today.
**[13:06] Ex**
Wait, are you scared of needles?
**[13:09] Princess**
Eep!
**[13:10] Princess**
C'mon!
**[13:12] Princess**
There's no way I'd be scared of needles!
**[13:14] Princess**
I just happened to almost
confess out of habit!
***SIGN*** Confess out of habit?
**[13:18] Ex**
Confess out of habit?
**[13:21] Ex**
That's right.
**[13:23] Ex**
Your Highness may be royalty,
**[13:25] Ex**
but you were always at the very
front on the battlefield,
**[13:27] Ex**
receiving the most wounds in battle.
**[13:30] Ex**
You even reached the position of Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[13:33] Ex**
You couldn't possibly be scared of needles!
**[13:36] Princess**
Of course not, Ex!
***SIGN*** Sharps Container
***SIGN*** Rubbing Alcohol
***SIGN*** Rubbing Alcohol
**[13:48] Torture**
Now then, Princess, let's get started...
**[13:52] Ex**
Your Highness?!
**[13:56] Ex**
You were so calm on the battlefield,
receiving wound after wound...
**[13:59] Princess**
I mean, c'mon!
**[14:00] Princess**
C'mon!
**[14:02] Princess**
Whoops...
***SIGN*** Whoops...
**[14:04] Princess**
You're fine when you cut your
finger on paper by accident...
**[14:06] Imaginary Man**
Cut your finger.
***SIGN*** Eek
**[14:08] Princess**
But it's scary if someone tells you,
"Cut your finger with paper right now!"
**[14:12] Princess**
First things first!
**[14:13] Princess**
Do you even know your way around a needle?!
**[14:16] Princess**
How do I know you won't mess up trying
to find a vein and make a huge mess?!
**[14:22] Torture**
I'll be fine.
**[14:24] Torture**
I used to work as a nurse.
**[14:26] Princess**
What?!
**[14:28] Torture**
Incidentally, this uniform is the
one I used to wear back then.
**[14:32] Torture**
So please, rest assured.
**[14:34] Princess**
Oh, I know.
**[14:36] Princess**
What if I defected?
**[14:38] Princess**
And joined the Hellhorde.
**[14:38] Ex**
Your Highness?!
**[14:40] Princess**
No! No needles!
**[14:42] Ex**
Not a scrap of shame, decency, or dignity.
**[14:44] Princess**
I'm scared of pain!
**[14:45] Torture**
Let me think.
**[14:47] Torture**
I'm not here to try and
hurt the princess, either.
***SIGN*** Anesthetic Tape
**[14:53] Torture**
I do have this local anesthetic patch.
**[14:57] Torture**
I can use this to make the needle painless.
**[15:00] Torture**
But if I go to the trouble of using
it, I'd want a secret in exchange...
**[15:04] Princess**
The royal treasures are hidden in a
room on the east side of the castle!
**[15:07] Ex**
That was instant!
**[15:13] Princess**
Tell me when you're gonna poke me!
**[15:15] Princess**
Promise!
**[15:15] Princess**
No taking me by surprise!
**[15:17] Princess**
I'll spank you if you do that!
**[15:19] Torture**
There, all done!
**[15:23] Torture**
You were really brave, so
you get a bear sticker.
**[15:28] Princess**
It didn't hurt!
**[15:29] Princess**
Hooray for modern medicine!
***SIGN*** The princess was
in good health
**[15:40] Hell-Lord**
I see.
**[15:42] Hell-Lord**
The royal treasures are in
a room on the east side.
**[15:45] Kanadge**
What do you think?
**[15:47] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[15:48] Hell-Lord**
I'd feel bad if we stole
their royal treasures.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for
"Torture," Princess
**[16:01] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[16:02] Louch**
I apologize for being unable
to save you last time.
**[16:05] Louch**
I was so focused on my spell that I
didn't notice I had let go of you.
**[16:11] Louch**
This time, with my newly-acquired spell,
**[16:15] Louch**
I, Louch Brittan, the White Knight,
will be sure to save you!
**[16:21] Louch**
Please wait for me, Your Highness!
**[16:36] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[16:38] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[16:41] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[16:43] Louch**
It's been quite some time.
**[16:44] Louch**
Louch Brittan, White Knight
of the Imperial First Legion,
***SIGN*** Imperial
First
Legion
***SIGN*** Louch
Brittan
**[16:48] Louch**
has arrived to fetch Your
Highness once again.
**[16:52] Louch**
I'm sorry for letting my hands slip off
you halfway through last time.
**[16:56] Princess**
Ah, no, don't worry about it!
**[16:57] Princess**
I should be the one apologizing!
**[17:00] Louch**
This time, I've come with a spell that can
teleport Your Highness, no contact needed.
**[17:05] Princess**
Oh, a new spell in so little time?
**[17:08] Princess**
You're not in the First Legion for nothing!
**[17:10] Louch**
Oh, please, no.
**[17:11] Louch**
A genius, you say?
**[17:12] Princess**
I didn't go that far.
**[17:13] Louch**
Ah, if you'll excuse me for a moment.
**[17:19] Louch**
Now then, Your Highness.
**[17:21] Louch**
I've cast a sleeping spell throughout
the castle tonight as well.
**[17:24] Louch**
That said, let's act as
silently as possible.
**[17:29] Princess**
How will we make our escape this time?
**[17:32] Louch**
Allow me to explain.
**[17:33] Louch**
My new spell, Entity Displacement.
**[17:36] Princess**
Entity Displacement?
***SIGN*** NOT TELEPORTED
***SIGN*** CHANTING
**[17:38] Louch**
This spell creates an
expanding aura of mana,
**[17:41] Louch**
which teleports all matter within its range.
**[17:43] Princess**
Huh, that sure is a handy spell.
***SIGN*** TELEPORTED
**[17:46] Louch**
However, the drawback is that living things
and objects can't travel at the same time,
**[17:50] Louch**
so your clothes and body end up
being teleporting separately.
**[17:54] Princess**
Eh?
**[17:55] Louch**
Your clothes will be teleported first.
**[17:58] Princess**
Huh?
**[17:59] Princess**
Hold it right—
**[17:59] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[18:01] Princess**
He's already in concentration mode!
**[18:01] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[18:03] Princess**
Clothes and body separately, he says...
**[18:04] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
**[18:06] Louch**
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
**[18:08] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[18:10] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[18:10] Princess**
My clothes are starting to
be teleported by themselves!
**[18:12] Princess**
If this keeps up...
**[18:13] Princess**
I'll end up buck naked!
**[18:16] Princess**
Heya.
**[18:17] Princess**
Wait, don't panic.
**[18:17] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[18:19] Princess**
Calm down.
**[18:20] Princess**
Let's just calm down!
**[18:21] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
**[18:22] Princess**
That's right.
**[18:23] Princess**
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[18:23] Louch**
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
**[18:29] Princess**
I've faced all sorts of
hardships in the past.
**[18:32] Princess**
In comparison, exposing my
naked body is no big deal!
**[18:37] Princess**
I won't give in to the likes
of being stripped naked!
**[18:42] Princess**
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
**[18:44] Princess**
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
**[18:46] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[18:46] Princess**
Stop, stop, stop!
**[18:48] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[18:48] Princess**
Damn it, he's completely ignoring me!
**[18:50] Princess**
Seriously, how can he focus so intently?!
**[18:51] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
***SIGN*** 23rd
White Knight Cup
**[18:54] Princess**
He's like a shogi player mid-match!
**[18:56] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[18:57] Princess**
Wait, yeah.
**[18:58] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[18:59] Princess**
If he's concentrating this hard,
**[19:01] Princess**
I don't need to worry about
being seen, even if I'm naked.
**[19:01] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
**[19:03] Louch**
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
**[19:05] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[19:06] Princess**
I almost panicked there.
**[19:07] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[19:08] Princess**
If that's the case, I just need to sit
tight until the teleportation finishes...
**[19:10] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
**[19:11] Princess**
Wait a second!
**[19:12] Princess**
Where am I being teleported to?!
**[19:14] Princess**
Wherever it is, I'm sure there are people
waiting there to act as support!
**[19:19] Royal Physician B**
Your Highness!
**[19:20] Royal Physician B**
Welcome back!
**[19:22] Royal Physician A**
She's naked!
**[19:23] Royal Physician B**
She's naked as a jaybird!
***SIGN*** Blammo
**[19:27] Princess**
No way, not happening!
***SIGN*** 23rd
White Knight Cup
**[19:30] Princess**
*I'm left with no choice but
to defeat Louch yet again!*
**[19:34] Princess**
*But if I do that, I'll
remain a prisoner here.*
**[19:38] Princess**
*However...*
**[19:40] Princess**
*I'm sure Louch will come
to save me one more time.*
**[19:43] Princess**
*Then I defeat him.*
**[19:46] Princess**
*He comes to save me again.*
**[19:48] Princess**
*Defeat him.*
**[19:49] Princess**
*Again and again.*
***SIGN*** 23rd
White Knight Cup
**[19:51] Princess**
*The very definition of* sennichite*!
***SIGN*** Sennichite
**[19:54] Narration**
*Sennichite.*
**[19:55] Narration**
*When the same position is repeated
four times in a game of shogi.*
**[19:59] Narration**
*If this happens, the game is deemed a draw.*
**[20:03] Princess**
*No deal!*
**[20:04] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:04] Princess**
*It doesn't count as a draw in real life!*
**[20:06] Louch**
Free my flesh from...
***SIGN*** 23rd
White Knight Cup
**[20:07] Princess**
*I need to do something about this.*
**[20:09] Louch**
*I'll save Her Highness!*
**[20:12] Louch**
...and behold my soul.
**[20:14] Louch**
*I swear it.*
**[20:15] Louch**
...and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
**[20:17] Louch**
*I'll be her savior!*
**[20:20] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:21] Princess**
Stop, stop!
**[20:22] Louch**
*I'll be the one to save her!*
**[20:24] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:27] Princess**
My belly button!
**[20:27] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[20:30] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
**[20:31] Louch**
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
**[20:33] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:35] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[20:38] Louch**
Let my true form cross time and space,
**[20:39] Princess**
I can't bear ending up buck naked...
**[20:40] Louch**
and serve as a brilliant guiding light.
**[20:43] Louch**
O thou who dost seek the city.
**[20:45] Louch**
Free my flesh from its
armor, and behold my soul.
**[20:45] Princess**
Mordred Sword!
***SIGN*** Mordred
Sword
***SIGN*** Traitor's
Blow
**[20:58] Princess**
I'm sorry, Louch.
**[21:05] Torture**
My word.
**[21:06] Torture**
How did you manage to tear up your
clothes like this in your sleep?
**[21:12] Princess**
Thanks for getting me new clothes.
**[21:16] Ex**
What in the world happened last night?
**[21:18] Princess**
Well, you know, stuff.
***SIGN*** Behind Hellholm,
The Woeful
Wastelands
**[23:19] Kanadge**
His Majesty is... working out...
**[23:21] Hell-Lord**
I need to slowly get my
body warmed up again.
**[23:26] Hell-Lord**
I wouldn't want to suffer a fall during
the parent participation events.
**[23:34] Narration**
*One week left until Maomao-chan's field day!*
# E7 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Narration**
*Many moons have passed since the Imperial
Army went to war with the Hellhorde.*
**[00:08] Narration**
*The royal princess, Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion,*
**[00:12] Narration**
*ends up being taken prisoner
in the midst of fierce battle.*
**[00:18] Narration**
*Subjected to all manners of
torture day in and day out,*
**[00:24] Narration**
*she endures these indignities
without so much as a peep.*
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
**[00:29] Narration**
*She reveals not the secrets
of the Royal Empire.*
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
**[00:32] Narration**
*Yes, by no means will she speak.*
**[00:36] Narration**
*The princess does not give in.*
**[00:38] Narration**
*No, she will never give in!*
**[00:43] Narration**
*And so, the torture continues
today, yet again...*
**[00:55] Princess**
So cute!
***SIGN*** Krall Regiment
Snowball
**[00:58] Princess**
They're healing my soul!
***SIGN*** Krall Regiment
Callie
**[01:01] Princess**
Meow, what's gotten into you?
**[01:04] Princess**
Purr-haps you wanna hear a secret?
**[01:06] Princess**
Actually, the king...
**[01:07] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[01:09] Ex**
Why are you offering secrets?!
**[01:11] Princess**
That was close!
**[01:12] Princess**
They're just too darn cute!
**[01:15] Krall**
Isn't it a bit late to
be taking that attitude?
**[01:20] Krall**
Princess, it's time for some torture!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[02:55] Krall**
Princess, it's time for some torture!
**[02:59] Krall**
How about it, Princess?
**[03:01] Krall**
For today's torture, Callie
loves to snuggle up,
**[03:06] Krall**
and Snowball loves sleeping
in people's laps!
**[03:10] Krall**
It's totally impossible to hold
out against such cuteness!
**[03:13] Princess**
Curses!
**[03:14] Ex**
I bet Her Highness is going
to spill the beans again...
**[03:18] Princess**
Hey!
**[03:19] Princess**
It's true that in the past, I almost gave in
to Maomao-chan and Hngy-Baby's cuteness...
**[03:25] Princess**
But I've never once confessed
because they were cute!
**[03:29] Ex**
Now that you mention it!
**[03:30] Ex**
Wait, you were about to talk just now...
**[03:32] Princess**
I held out, didn't I?
**[03:34] Princess**
A testament to my willpower!
**[03:36] Ex**
Oh...
**[03:37] Princess**
Anyway, Krall-chan!
**[03:39] Princess**
Cuteness alone...
**[03:42] Princess**
won't be enough to make me fold!
**[03:45] Krall**
I see.
**[03:47] Krall**
But you haven't seen the worst
part of this torture yet!
**[03:53] Princess**
Bluffing, I see.
**[03:55] Princess**
Kitties are at their max cuteness
from the very beginning.
**[03:58] Princess**
It can't go any higher!
**[04:01] Krall**
I knew that all along, baby!
**[04:07] Ex**
What's the matter, Your Highness?
**[04:09] Princess**
Well...
**[04:14] Krall**
Looks like it's started.
**[04:17] Krall**
Your legs have gone numb!
**[04:20] Princess**
You fiend!
**[04:22] Princess**
Could it be that from the moment
you placed Snowball in my lap...
**[04:26] Krall**
Yep!
**[04:27] Krall**
This was my goal all along!
**[04:29] Ex**
If your legs are numb, can't you
just move the white cat off you?
**[04:34] Princess**
Ex.
**[04:36] Princess**
I can't do that.
**[04:38] Ex**
What?
**[04:39] Princess**
If I did that...
**[04:42] Princess**
I would wake Snowball up!
***SIGN*** Zzz
Zzz...
**[04:46] Krall**
What are you gonna do, Princess?
**[04:48] Krall**
I can gently take Snowball into my arms
without waking her up, if you want.
**[04:55] Princess**
Don't underestimate me.
**[04:57] Princess**
I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[05:01] Princess**
I've fought my way to victory
while enduring serious wounds.
**[05:06] Princess**
Compared to that, these
numb legs are no big deal!
**[05:11] Princess**
I'll withstand the pain
until Snowball wakes up!
**[05:16] Krall**
Really?
**[05:18] Krall**
Don't forget, Snowball's
not the only kitty here.
**[05:27] Princess**
Callie!
**[05:29] Krall**
Callie loves to snuggle up...
**[05:34] Princess**
Don't do it, Callie!
**[05:38] Princess**
I know you want to, but please...
**[05:41] Princess**
I'm begging you, Callie!
**[05:43] Princess**
Spare me! Please, spare me!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[05:58] Ex**
Are you okay, Your Highness?!
**[06:03] Princess**
Darn you, Callie!
**[06:05] Princess**
You may look cute, but
that's downright mean!
**[06:08] Princess**
Unforgivable!
**[06:09] Princess**
I'll never forgive you!
**[06:16] Princess**
All forgiven!
**[06:17] Ex**
Your Highness?!
**[06:19] Princess**
Krall-chan, can I play with Callie?
**[06:22] Krall**
You betcha, baby!
**[06:25] Princess**
Here, this is payback!
**[06:28] Princess**
Nuzzle, nuzzle!
**[06:30] Krall**
Princess, wanna give her a snack?
**[06:32] Princess**
Yeah, totally!
**[06:38] Princess**
You're so adorable!
**[06:42] Krall**
Did you get sick of being held, Snowball?
**[06:47] Ex**
Ah! A little higher!
**[06:51] Torture**
They truly are elite members
of the therapeutic unit.
**[06:56] Torture**
What did he think of today's secret?
**[06:59] Kanadge**
* His Majesty actually left early today to*
* prepare for important business tomorrow.*
**[07:05] Torture**
What?
**[07:06] Kanadge**
Tomorrow is Princess
Maomao-chan's field day.
***SIGN*** Today's Event
Hellholm
Pre-School
Field Day
***SIGN*** Hellgrove Park
**[07:10] Kanadge**
His Majesty's waking up early to line
up and secure a spot for his family.
***SIGN*** Line
ends
here
**[07:15] Torture**
I see.
**[07:17] Torture**
That is of the utmost importance.
**[07:21] Torture**
Field day...
**[07:24] Torture**
I'll need to go to cheer her on!
**[07:29] Torture**
I must make a packed lunch
and invite the princess!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
***SIGN*** Field Day
**[07:42] Song Recording**
*Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom*
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
**[07:46] Song Recording**
*Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom*
***SIGN*** Hell-Lord
***SIGN*** Main Desk
**[07:50] Song Recording**
*Pre Pre-School*
**[07:53] Song Recording**
*Pre Pre-School*
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
**[08:02] Emcee**
That was the second-year class with
the Hellholm Pre-School March!
**[08:06] Princess**
Ah, so adorable!
**[08:09] Princess**
I don't know them, but they're cute.
**[08:11] Princess**
I'll talk.
**[08:12] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[08:14] Princess**
When's Maomao-chan's event?
**[08:16] Torture**
Let's see...
**[08:18] Torture**
It's coming up next, actually.
**[08:20] Torture**
See, she's waiting at the entrance gate.
**[08:23] Princess**
You're right!
**[08:24] Princess**
Hey! Maomao-chan!
**[08:29] Emcee**
The next event will be the
third-year class race!
**[08:34] Hell-Lord**
Blast it! How maddening!
**[08:37] Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan's big moment is here,
yet this camera is broken!
**[08:42] Hell-Lord**
Curse you, humans!
**[08:45] Kanadge**
Your Majesty, the humans
are not to blame here.
**[08:48] Kanadge**
You forgot to take the lens cap off.
**[08:50] Emcee**
Okay, everyone who's up next,
please wait at the starting line!
**[08:55] Makki**
I won't lose!
**[08:57] Youki**
Oh!
**[08:58] Youki**
Insuke's next to Princess Maomao-chan!
**[09:01] Princess**
Insuke?
**[09:02] Inki**
M-My little brother.
***SIGN*** Inki's Little Brother
Insuke
**[09:05] Inki**
Look, over there.
**[09:07] Princess**
I see him!
**[09:07] Princess**
He looks like you!
**[09:09] Torture**
They're about to begin.
**[09:11] Teacher**
On your marks!
**[09:13] Teacher**
Get set!
**[09:16] Emcee**
They're off to a good start!
**[09:18] Hell-Lord**
You can do it!
**[09:20] Emcee**
*Okay, everyone! Best of luck!*
**[09:23] Torture**
Princess Maomao-chan...
**[09:25] Group**
Insuke! Go get 'em!
**[09:27] Princess**
Go Maomao-chan!
**[09:40] Emcee**
*Goal!*
**[09:43] Youki**
Awesome!
**[09:44] Inki**
Insuke's the winner!
**[09:46] Ex**
Huh? Is that okay?
**[09:48] Ex**
Winning against the Hell-Lord's daughter.
**[09:51] Youki**
She may be His Majesty's kid,
but this is a fair race!
**[09:55] Youki**
Insuke! You did great!
**[09:58] Princess**
Maomao-chan! You tried your best!
**[10:01] Hell-Lord**
That's my daughter for you.
**[10:04] Hell-Lord**
Excellent running.
**[10:07] Narration**
*The field day continues!*
**[10:27] Princess**
So cute, so cute!
**[10:30] Torture**
It's great seeing these
young kids try their best.
**[10:33] Torture**
Princess.
**[10:34] Torture**
We're going to go help move some
equipment for the afternoon events.
**[10:39] Youki**
We'll be back soon.
**[10:40] Princess**
Sure, see you later!
**[10:43] Emcee**
* Next up, the third-year class*
* parent participation event,*
**[10:47] Emcee**
*Tag Team Kangaroo!*
**[10:49] Princess**
Ah!
**[10:49] Princess**
There's Maomao-chan!
**[10:52] Ex**
Parent event?
**[10:54] Ex**
So that must mean...
**[11:06] Princess**
*That's...*
**[11:10] Princess**
*the Hell-Lord!*
**[11:15] Princess**
*The Hell-Lord.*
**[11:16] Emcee**
* Guardians, please line up*
* at the starting position!*
**[11:17] Princess**
*It's my first time seeing him.*
**[11:20] Emcee**
*Get set!*
**[11:20] Princess**
*So that's the empire's...*
**[11:25] Princess**
*No, humanity's enemy!*
**[11:28] Princess**
*The embodiment of evil!*
**[11:31] Princess**
*Ruler of all monsters!*
**[11:33] Princess**
*Their fearsome leader!*
**[11:35] Princess**
*A symbol of absolute power!*
**[11:38] Princess**
Nah, that can't be him.
**[11:40] Princess**
There's no way that's the Hell-Lord.
**[11:42] Ex**
Yes, I'm sure he's just a body double.
**[11:44] Ex**
The Hell-Lord would never
come to a school field day.
**[11:50] Kanadge**
Excellent work out there, Your Majesty.
**[11:54] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
**[11:56] Hell-Lord**
I see the princess has come to watch.
**[11:59] Kanadge**
Yes.
**[12:00] Kanadge**
It seems she's enjoying the proceedings.
**[12:03] Hell-Lord**
Not a care in the world, I see.
**[12:05] Hell-Lord**
Unaware of the hellish fate that
awaits her in the afternoon.
**[12:10] Kanadge**
Hellish fate?
**[12:11] Hell-Lord**
After hearing that the princess was
here, I made some preparations.
**[12:16] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[12:18] Hell-Lord**
For a face-to-face battle
between the two of us!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
***SIGN*** Hellgrove Park
***SIGN*** Today's Event
Hellholm Pre-School
Field Day
**[12:35] Emcee**
*We will now be taking a break for lunch.*
**[12:43] Princess**
Wow, lunchboxes!
**[12:45] Insuke**
Whoa, that looks great!
**[12:47] Youki**
What a feast!
**[12:49] Princess**
Did you make this yourself, Torture?
**[12:51] Torture**
I hope you find it agreeable.
**[12:54] Inki**
Y-You're awesome, Grand Inquisitor!
**[12:57] Youki**
Yeah, yeah!
**[12:58] Princess**
Torture!
**[13:00] Princess**
Thanks!
**[13:05] Insuke**
Yay! Let's dig in already!
**[13:09] Princess**
Is this another torture method?!
**[13:10] Torture**
Today is Saturday.
**[13:12] Torture**
We've never tortured you
on weekends, have we?
**[13:15] Ex**
No toxic overwork in the Hellhorde, huh?
**[13:17] Princess**
I guess that's true!
**[13:20] Princess**
Time to eat!
**[13:22] Group**
Let's eat!
**[13:24] Princess**
First, some fried chicken!
**[13:29] Princess**
Mm, so good!
**[13:32] Torture**
I'm afraid the fried chicken
is frozen rather than homemade.
**[13:35] Princess**
Frozen fried chicken usually isn't crispy
or tender, but it's still good somehow!
**[13:41] Youki**
What do you like best, Insuke?
**[13:43] Insuke**
The salmon rice ball for me!
**[13:45] Inki**
I think I like the sausages the best.
**[13:48] Inki**
They're twice as delicious when
they're shaped like octopuses!
**[13:52] Youki**
You're right!
**[13:54] Youki**
Octopus sausages rule!
**[13:59] Princess**
It's nice eating lunch outside like this.
**[14:02] Princess**
Oh!
**[14:03] Princess**
Maomao-chan's eating lunch with
her surrogate guardian, too!
**[14:07] Ex**
That's quite the prime location.
**[14:09] Ex**
Do you think they used the
Hell-Lord's authority?
***SIGN*** The Hell-Lord worked hard to secure this spot
**[14:15] Youki**
Last one's all mine!
**[14:17] Inki**
Ah, there's no more fried chicken!
**[14:20] Princess**
You don't hold back, You-chan!
**[14:22] Youki**
Yummy!
**[14:23] Insuke**
The shrimp patty's mine!
**[14:25] Princess**
Meat, meat!
**[14:27] Youki**
Fried shrimp for me!
**[14:28] Insuke**
Me too!
**[14:30] Torture**
Hey!
**[14:32] Torture**
Make sure you all eat your veggies as well!
**[14:35] Group**
Yes!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
**[14:41] Emcee**
* We will now begin the field*
* day afternoon program.*
***SIGN*** Hellgrove Park
**[14:45] Krall**
Hngy-Baby, they're having their field day!
**[14:49] Emcee**
Our next event is the third-year
class borrowing race!
**[14:54] Insuke**
All right, time for our final battle!
**[14:56] Maomao-Chan**
Insuke-kun, I won't lose this time!
**[14:59] Princess**
Maomao-chan, you got this!
**[15:01] Group**
Go Insuke!
**[15:04] Kanadge**
Please let me handle the camera.
**[15:07] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[15:09] Hell-Lord**
It seems you've managed to work it out.
**[15:13] Hell-Lord**
This borrowing race is where the princess
and I will have our face-to-face battle!
**[15:19] Kanadge**
I had no idea!
***SIGN*** What is a "borrowing race"?
A simple explanation
**[15:22] Narration**
*What is a "borrowing race"?*
**[15:26] Narration**
*You run until you reach the piece
of paper placed on the track,*
***SIGN*** Hat
**[15:29] Narration**
*borrow the item written on the
piece of paper from the audience,*
**[15:33] Narration**
*and run with it to the finish line!*
**[15:36] Narration**
*In other words, a scavenger hunt!*
***SIGN*** °Children who can't read yet can ask
a teacher standing by
**[15:42] Hell-Lord**
I arranged beforehand the prompt
that Maomao-chan will get.
**[15:47] Kanadge**
What?!
***SIGN*** Someone
you
like
**[15:49] Hell-Lord**
Her prompt is "someone you like."
**[15:53] Hell-Lord**
I'm certain that Maomao-chan will choose me!
**[15:57] Hell-Lord**
I hear the princess gets along with
Maomao-chan, but friendship only goes so far.
**[16:03] Hell-Lord**
I'll show her our unbreakable
bond and put her in her place!
**[16:10] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh-heh.
**[16:17] Emcee**
*Okay, they're all off to a good start!*
**[16:20] Emcee**
* They're starting to pick up the*
* papers with their prompts.*
**[16:22] Emcee**
*What will they find written on there?*
***SIGN*** Someone
you
like
**[16:27] Maomao-Chan**
Someone you like?
***SIGN*** Someone
you
like
***SIGN*** Minivan
**[16:30] Insuke**
Minivan?
**[16:33] Emcee**
*Oh!*
**[16:33] Emcee**
* It looks like Princess Maomao-chan's*
* prompt is "someone you like!"*
**[16:37] Princess**
Huh?
**[16:38] Princess**
What if she ends up picking me?
**[16:40] Princess**
If the enemy empire's princess showed
up at the Hellhorde's field day,
**[16:44] Princess**
you think that'd cause problems?
**[16:46] Ex**
What?
**[16:47] Ex**
Isn't it a bit late for that?
**[16:48] Makki**
Hey!
**[16:49] Makki**
Does anyone here have a sacred blade?
***SIGN*** Sacred blade
**[16:53] Ex**
You rang?
**[16:54] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[16:56] Hell-Lord**
Guess I should get going.
**[17:04] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[17:07] Maomao-Chan**
Come with me!
**[17:09] Emcee**
Now then, who has Princess
Maomao-chan picked?
**[17:15] Emcee**
*It's Her Majesty!*
**[17:18] Emcee**
*No one can challenge a mother's throne!*
**[17:21] Maomao-Chan**
Mama, hurry up!
***SIGN*** Queen
Lulune
**[17:25] Lulune**
I won't lose!
**[17:38] Hell-Lord**
I really am quite busy, with my address
at the closing ceremony and all,
**[17:42] Hell-Lord**
so I would have been at a loss if
she asked me in the first place.
**[17:46] Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan was just being thoughtful,
so it's not that she prefers Lulune over me.
**[17:50] Hell-Lord**
Any Hell-Lord would feel the same way...
**[17:51] Kanadge**
Slow down!
**[17:53] Princess**
Maomao-chan's mom is so pretty!
**[17:56] Inki**
You can do it, Insuke!
**[17:59] Princess**
Maomao-chan, don't give up!
***SIGN*** Your fave
**[18:03] Preschooler A**
Hey missy, can I borrow that bear?
**[18:07] Krall**
You betcha, baby!
**[18:10] Maomao-Chan**
We're gonna get first place together, Mama!
**[18:19] Ex**
What kind of punishment *is* this?!
**[18:21] Insuke**
Hey!
**[18:23] Insuke**
Why can't this thing go any faster?
**[18:27] Emcee**
*Everyone's running toward the finish line!*
**[18:31] Emcee**
*Who will take first?*
**[18:36] Emcee**
*It's Princess Maomao-chan!*
**[18:41] Princess**
You did it, Maomao-chan!
**[18:43] Torture**
What a close race!
**[18:46] Maomao-Chan**
Mama!
**[18:48] Lulune**
You did great.
**[18:50] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh-heh...
**[18:55] Emcee**
* To wrap things up, let's all dance*
* to the Hellholm Pre-School March!*
**[19:00] Emcee**
* Everyone in the audience,*
* please feel free to join in!*
**[19:04] Princess**
Huh? Can I dance as well?
**[19:06] Youki**
Yeah, go for it!
**[19:08] Inki**
We do it every year!
**[19:10] Torture**
We're all ready to go, too!
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
**[19:22] Group**
Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
**[19:26] Group**
Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
**[19:30] Group**
Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
**[19:34] Group**
Pre Pre-School!
**[19:38] Group**
Pre Pre-School!
**[19:48] Emcee**
* And now for the closing ceremony*
* address from His Majesty.*
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
**[19:52] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[19:54] Hell-Lord**
I've witnessed all of
your growth here today.
**[19:58] Hell-Lord**
Today's field day was a success
**[20:01] Hell-Lord**
thanks to the hard work each
and every one of you put in.
**[20:06] Hell-Lord**
I hope you all take pride in that fact.
**[20:09] Princess**
The Hell-Lord's body double
gives a good speech.
**[20:12] Ex**
Absolutely.
**[20:14] Hell-Lord**
All of you here...
**[20:18] Hell-Lord**
get these bear medals as a reward!
**[20:29] Maomao-Chan**
Missy!
**[20:33] Princess**
Maomao-chan!
**[20:34] Maomao-Chan**
Yay!
**[20:36] Princess**
I saw how great you did out there!
**[20:38] Maomao-Chan**
Yeah!
**[20:39] Maomao-Chan**
I got to be number one!
**[20:42] Princess**
Mm-hmm!
**[20:44] Lulune**
Hello there.
**[20:47] Lulune**
Thank you for always looking
after my daughter.
**[20:49] Princess**
Not at all!
**[20:50] Princess**
It's always a pleasure
to be tortured by her.
**[20:55] Princess**
*Maomao-chan's mother...*
**[20:58] Princess**
*She seems so nice.*
**[21:04] Maomao-Chan**
Bye-bye, missy!
**[21:07] Maomao-Chan**
See you later!
**[21:08] Princess**
Bye-bye!
**[21:10] Torture**
'Tis time for us to make
our return, Princess.
**[21:13] Inki**
Princess-chan, if you don't hurry up...
**[21:16] Youki**
We'll leave you behind!
**[21:18] Princess**
Sorry! I'll be right there!
**[21:28] Princess**
That was so much fun!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[21:33] Ex**
Why?
**[23:06] Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan!
**[23:08] Hell-Lord**
Which picture book should I...
**[23:11] Lulune**
Shh!
***SIGN*** Morning for Pighoof
**[23:18] Lulune**
She's already fast asleep.
**[23:20] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[23:21] Hell-Lord**
Looks like I don't get to read
her a picture book tonight.
***SIGN*** Morning for Pighoof
**[23:28] Lulune**
Good night.
**[23:30] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[23:31] Hell-Lord**
Sweet dreams.
# E8 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** University
Info Session
***SIGN*** Career
**[00:13] (Flashback) Youki**
Not much time left to pick a career path.
***SIGN*** Youki & Inki
As Students
**[00:16] (Flashback) Youki**
Have you decided already, In-chan?
**[00:18] (Flashback) Inki**
Yep.
**[00:20] (Flashback) Inki**
I want to put a smile on people's faces.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Inki**
Entertain them.
**[00:24] (Flashback) Inki**
That's the kind of job I've always wanted.
**[00:31] (Flashback) Inki**
That's why I'm going to join
the Hellhorde as a torturer.
**[00:35] (Flashback) Youki**
Huh?
**[00:36] (Flashback) Youki**
I don't know much about it, but
is that what torturers do?
**[00:39] (Flashback) Inki**
Yeah.
**[00:40] (Flashback) Inki**
I heard that wasn't the case in the past,
**[00:42] (Flashback) Inki**
but that's what it's like lately.
**[00:44] (Flashback) Youki**
Huh, it might be perfect for you then.
**[00:48] (Flashback) Inki**
Thanks.
**[00:50] (Flashback) Inki**
But if I want to be one, I can't
be so nervous all the time.
**[00:56] (Flashback) Youki**
You think?
**[00:57] (Flashback) Youki**
That's just who you are.
**[01:00] (Flashback) Youki**
What should I do?
**[01:04] (Flashback) Inki**
Wh-Why don't you...
**[01:10] (Flashback) Inki**
Nah, never mind.
**[01:13] (Flashback) Inki**
*I want to ask her to become
a torturer with me.*
**[01:18] (Flashback) Inki**
*But You-chan should be the one
to decide her own future.*
**[01:25] (Flashback) Youki**
What do you think?
**[01:27] (Flashback) Youki**
What would be good for me?
**[01:30] (Flashback) Inki**
Um...
**[01:32] (Flashback) Inki**
What about... something you enjoy doing?
**[01:35] (Flashback) Inki**
Or an activity you've
spent a lot of time on.
**[01:37] (Flashback) Inki**
You could find a job related to that.
**[01:43] (Flashback) Youki**
I like lots of things, but
doing them for a living?
**[01:47] (Flashback) Youki**
As for activities I've spent time on...
**[01:52] (Flashback) Youki**
Okay!
**[01:54] (Flashback) Youki**
I'll become a torturer, too!
**[01:57] (Flashback) Inki**
What?
**[01:58] (Flashback) Inki**
Wh-Why?
**[02:00] (Flashback) Youki**
Well...
**[02:02] (Flashback) Youki**
I've spent the most time
being friends with you!
**[02:11] (Flashback) Youki**
So I guess we'll be sticking together!
**[02:14] (Flashback) Youki**
If I get accepted.
**[02:16] (Flashback) Inki**
Sounds good to me!
**[02:28] Group**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
***SIGN*** Hellhorde Promotion
Exam in Session
**[02:31] Group**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
**[02:50] Youki**
How's that?
**[02:51] Inki**
Your Majesty!
**[03:05] Hell-Lord**
You fail.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[04:43] Youki**
Princess-chan!
**[04:44] Inki**
We failed our promotion exam.
**[04:47] Youki**
What should we do to get promoted?
**[04:50] Ex**
Why are you asking Her Highness?
**[04:52] Ex**
We're your enemies.
**[04:53] Princess**
Ex.
**[04:54] Princess**
These two may be my enemies,
but we're also friends.
**[04:58] Ex**
Can those things be true at the same time?
**[05:01] Youki**
What's wrong with asking her?
**[05:03] Inki**
Ah, is it almost time for your torture?
**[05:07] Princess**
It's fine.
**[05:10] Princess**
I'm all done with today's torture!
**[05:15] Princess**
I see.
**[05:17] Princess**
To become a harm-marshal,
**[05:19] Princess**
you need to torture the Hell-Lord
and get him to reveal a secret.
**[05:24] Youki**
It's real tough.
**[05:26] Inki**
The lieutorment exam was a lot easier.
**[05:29] Princess**
What'd you do for that?
**[05:31] Youki**
You just need to pass a written
test and a simple practical exam,
**[05:34] Youki**
and then take a learning course.
**[05:35] Ex**
Are you getting a moped license?!
**[05:37] Princess**
Let me think.
**[05:39] Princess**
When facing a fearsome foe, it's
important to know your opponent.
**[05:45] Princess**
For example, when I fought against
someone who was very well-protected...
**[05:50] Princess**
I observed him as closely as I could,
**[05:52] Princess**
and found the weak points in his armor,
**[05:56] Princess**
which is how I defeated him.
**[05:59] Princess**
Don't let yourself be
intimidated by your target,
**[06:02] Princess**
and calmly assess the situation.
**[06:05] Youki**
Makes sense.
**[06:06] Princess**
As an example, the Hell-Lord has
his own preferences, right?
**[06:10] Princess**
If you know what he likes, you
can use that in your torture.
**[06:14] Inki**
What His Majesty likes...
**[06:16] Youki**
What he likes...
**[06:20] Group**
Ah!
**[06:21] Princess**
Looks like you've figured it out.
**[06:23] Youki**
Yep!
**[06:24] Inki**
We... We can pass with this!
**[06:27] Princess**
So, when's the next promotion exam?
**[06:31] Youki**
If we ask His Majesty,
we can take it any time.
**[06:34] Ex**
They're like lessons that are
just held in some random guy's house!
**[06:38] Group**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
***SIGN*** Hellhorde Promotion
Exam in Session
**[06:53] Hell-Lord**
Hmph.
**[06:54] Hell-Lord**
What do you expect me to make of
the same torture as last time?
**[06:59] Inki**
N-Now!
**[07:03] Maomao-Chan**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
**[07:07] Hell-Lord**
Ma...
**[07:08] Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan!
**[07:11] Maomao-Chan**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
**[07:11] Youki**
Well, Your Majesty?
**[07:13] Inki**
The only way to join in is giving a secret!
**[07:15] Inki**
Tell us your secret!
**[07:17] Maomao-Chan**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
**[07:29] Hell-Lord**
When it's the last battle in
the final episode of an anime,
**[07:32] Hell-Lord**
it gets me every time when
they play the opening song!
**[07:37] Group**
We did it!
**[07:56] Group**
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
***SIGN*** Youki, Inki, and Maomao-chan
received promotions
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
***SIGN*** On Duty Next Week:
Bruse the Destroyer
***SIGN*** Hellhorde News (for Torturers)
***SIGN*** Keep
doors
and
windows
locked.
**[08:16] Princess**
That was a great bath.
**[08:19] Giant**
I feel so warm.
**[08:22] Giant**
What do you do about baths on
the days I don't invite you?
**[08:27] Princess**
I just use the shower next to my jail cell.
**[08:30] Giant**
So your jail cell has a shower.
**[08:34] Giant**
Ah!
**[08:36] Giant**
Princess-chan, are you done
with your torture for today?
**[08:40] Princess**
I caved.
**[08:41] Princess**
All that's left is to go to sleep.
**[08:43] Giant**
In that case...
**[08:45] Giant**
Wanna stop by the corner
store to get ice cream?
**[08:51] Princess**
Totally!
**[09:11] Princess**
The cool wind feels so
nice right after a bath.
**[09:15] Giant**
Walking outside at night
always gets me excited.
**[09:20] Giant**
Everything's so quiet, and it's thrilling how
different it feels being out here in the dark.
**[09:26] Giant**
I'd say it's even a little bit scary.
**[09:28] Giant**
But that just adds to the fun.
**[09:30] Princess**
Huh...
**[09:33] Princess**
You think going on a walk is fun?
**[09:36] Princess**
I've never thought of walking as being fun.
**[09:42] Princess**
In the empire, I wasn't permitted
to freely go outside.
**[09:46] Princess**
I've led military marches,
**[09:49] Princess**
but that's just walking along
a predetermined route.
**[09:59] Giant**
Princess-chan.
**[10:00] Giant**
Why don't we take a few steps back
and go down that path instead?
**[10:04] Princess**
Huh? Is that way shorter?
**[10:07] Giant**
Nope, it's a bit of a detour.
**[10:10] Princess**
What?
**[10:10] Princess**
Then why would we take that path?
**[10:13] Giant**
I was hoping to walk with you
for a little bit longer.
**[10:19] Giant**
I want you to learn how fun
it is to go on a walk.
**[10:23] Princess**
Master Mama...
**[10:26] Princess**
In that case, I'm ready for you to teach me!
**[10:28] Giant**
Sure.
**[10:50] Giant**
It's clear out tonight, so you can make
out the Winter Triangle really well.
**[10:56] Princess**
Huh? What's that?
**[10:58] Giant**
Do you see that star?
**[11:02] Giant**
The one that's slightly red.
**[11:04] Princess**
Oh, that one?
**[11:05] Giant**
Yep.
**[11:07] Giant**
That's Betelgeuse, part of
the constellation Orion.
**[11:10] Giant**
And the bright star to the bottom left
of that is Sirius, in Canis Major.
**[11:15] Giant**
To the left of that is
Procyon, in Canis Minor.
**[11:20] Giant**
The triangle that these three create
is called the Winter Triangle.
**[11:26] Princess**
Huh, really?
**[11:30] Princess**
That Canis Major star is really bright.
**[11:33] Giant**
Yep.
**[11:35] Giant**
Sirius is the brightest
star in the night sky.
**[11:40] Princess**
Large and bright, kindly
shining down on everyone.
**[11:45] Princess**
That star is a little like you, Master Mama.
**[11:50] Giant**
Then would that make you Procyon?
**[11:53] Giant**
A cute, adorable little puppy.
**[11:55] Princess**
What?
**[11:56] Princess**
I'm the proud Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion.
**[12:03] Princess**
That'd mean that red star is...
**[12:07] Princess**
Torture!
**[12:07] Giant**
Torture-san!
**[12:17] Princess**
I've never taken the time to look
at the stars like this before.
**[12:22] Princess**
I never realized that there were
so many kinds, so many names...
**[12:29] Princess**
That they were so pretty...
**[12:34] Giant**
There's still plenty out there.
**[12:37] Giant**
Things you don't know.
**[12:39] Giant**
Pretty things you haven't seen yet.
**[12:43] Giant**
We can walk together and
take our time finding them.
**[12:48] Princess**
Master Mama...
**[12:50] Princess**
Yeah!
**[12:52] Princess**
Ah!
**[13:02] Giant**
What did you wish for?
**[13:05] Princess**
That's a secret.
**[13:06] Princess**
What about you?
**[13:07] Giant**
Mmm...
**[13:09] Giant**
That's a secret!
**[13:11] Princess**
That's not fair!
**[13:12] Giant**
Sure it is!
**[13:14] Princess**
Ah!
**[13:15] Princess**
Those two stars next to each other
look like In-chan and You-chan!
***SIGN*** Bank
**[13:25] Princess**
Meat buns rule!
**[13:28] Giant**
We came all this way for ice cream,
**[13:30] Giant**
but we ended up in the mood for meat
buns after walking in the cold.
**[13:35] Princess**
That road was a way bigger
detour than I expected.
**[13:40] Giant**
Sorry about that.
**[13:41] Giant**
Looks like I was thinking
of a different path.
**[13:44] Princess**
Not a problem since this
meat bun's delicious.
***SIGN*** Oden Fair
**[13:48] Giant**
Should we try a different
path on our way back?
**[13:50] Princess**
Yeah!
**[13:53] Princess**
Master Mama.
**[13:54] Giant**
Hm?
**[13:57] Princess**
Walking sure is fun.
**[14:01] Giant**
Glad to hear it!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[14:15] Narration**
*Many moons have passed since the Imperial
Army went to war with the Hellhorde.*
**[14:22] Narration**
*The royal princess, Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion,*
**[14:26] Narration**
*ends up being taken prisoner
in the midst of fierce battle.*
**[14:32] Narration**
*Subjected to all manners of
torture day in and day out,*
**[14:38] Narration**
*she endures these indignities
without so much as a peep.*
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
**[14:43] Narration**
*She reveals not the secrets
of the Royal Empire.*
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
**[14:46] Narration**
*Yes, by no means will she speak.*
**[14:50] Narration**
*The princess does not give in.*
**[14:52] Narration**
*No, she will never give in!*
**[14:57] Narration**
*And so, the torture continues
today, yet again...*
**[15:18] Vanilla**
So Youki and Inki are harm-marshals now...
***SIGN*** Hellhorde News (for Torturers)
***SIGN*** A Hellhorde Newsletter Publication
***SIGN*** It's gotten colder out,
so I hope you're watching out for colds.
I hear His Majesty bought a new blanket.
Moving on to this month's promotions.
***SIGN*** - Harm-Marshal
***SIGN*** Youki, Inki
***SIGN*** - Lieutorment
***SIGN*** Mokokon
**[15:22] Vanilla**
They made it to harm-marshal
with those tame tortures?
**[15:27] Vanilla**
Torture is supposed to make them cry,
scream, and beg from terror to get a confession.
**[15:36] Vanilla**
Just you wait, Princess.
**[15:39] Vanilla**
I'll be the one to teach you.
**[15:42] Vanilla**
The true meaning of torture, that is.
**[15:50] Vanilla**
Time for your torture, Princess!
**[15:55] Torture**
May I introduce you to
Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz.
**[15:58] Torture**
She's volunteered herself for
today's torture session.
**[16:01] Ex**
Peschutz?!
**[16:02] Ex**
*That* Peschutz?
**[16:04] Princess**
You've heard that name before, Ex?
**[16:06] Ex**
The vampire clan of Peschutz.
**[16:09] Ex**
It's said that they're the most ruthlessly
brutal members of the Hellhorde.
**[16:14] Vanilla**
That's right.
**[16:15] Vanilla**
I'm the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz,
**[16:18] Vanilla**
Vanilla Peschutz.
**[16:20] Vanilla**
From what I hear, you've been subjected
to some real toothless torture.
**[16:27] Vanilla**
That's why I'm here today to teach you...
**[16:31] Vanilla**
the fear and despair that
comes with real torture.
**[16:44] Vanilla**
My torture is this roller coaster!
**[16:48] Vanilla**
And it's no ordinary roller coaster!
**[16:51] Vanilla**
A maximum height of 75 meters!
**[16:53] Vanilla**
This monster ride has a top speed
of 175 kilometers per hour!
**[16:57] Vanilla**
Look!
**[16:57] Vanilla**
The faces of those peasants
are contorted in fear!
**[17:01] Vanilla**
If you cry, plead, and share your secret,
**[17:04] Vanilla**
I might spare you from having to ride it...
**[17:09] Princess**
Wow! I can't wait to get on!
**[17:12] Vanilla**
What?!
**[17:13] Vanilla**
H-Hmph!
**[17:15] Vanilla**
We'll see how long you remain composed.
**[17:17] Torture**
Now then, Vanilla.
**[17:19] Torture**
Please accompany the princess on the ride.
**[17:21] Vanilla**
What?!
**[17:22] Vanilla**
R-Ride that thing? Me?
**[17:25] Torture**
'Tis possible that she'll
confess her secret mid-ride.
**[17:31] Torture**
Will you be okay?
**[17:32] Torture**
If you're afraid, I can go instead.
**[17:36] Vanilla**
I come from the noble House of Peschutz!
**[17:38] Vanilla**
There's no way I'd be scared!
**[18:03] Vanilla**
Wh-What now, Princess?
**[18:06] Vanilla**
Once we reach the top, that's
when the breakneck speed begins!
**[18:09] Vanilla**
It's not too late for an emergency
stop if you speak now!
**[18:12] Princess**
So excited!
**[18:13] Vanilla**
Hey, tell me your secret!
**[18:15] Vanilla**
Hurry up and tell me!
**[18:16] Vanilla**
Your secret!
**[18:17] Princess**
I can't wait!
**[18:53] Princess**
Okay!
**[18:54] Princess**
This next climb goes up to the very top!
**[18:57] Princess**
I'm so stoked—
**[18:57] Vanilla**
When I go to bed, I can't sleep
without my stuffed animal.
**[19:04] Princess**
What are you going on about?
**[19:08] Princess**
Wait, are you scared?
**[19:12] Vanilla**
Damn it!
**[19:15] Vanilla**
That's right. I'm scared.
**[19:18] Vanilla**
The truth is, I can't handle
regular roller coasters, either.
**[19:21] Vanilla**
I'm scared of how fast they go and
how it feels like you'll fall off.
**[19:26] Vanilla**
*How pathetic for someone who
carries the Peschutz blood.*
**[19:30] Vanilla**
*What a disgrace.*
**[19:32] Vanilla**
*My life is over!*
**[19:35] Princess**
That's incredible!
**[19:39] Princess**
You're scared of roller coasters, but
you're riding one for my torture?
**[19:41] Vanilla**
Huh?
**[19:42] Princess**
That takes real guts!
**[19:44] Princess**
I really admire that!
**[19:47] Princess**
Give me your hand.
**[19:48] Princess**
Just for a second.
**[19:54] Princess**
See, now you're fine.
**[19:57] Princess**
I'll never let go.
**[20:00] Princess**
You won't fall off.
**[20:02] Princess**
I'll make sure you don't!
**[20:11] Vanilla**
*So fast! So fast!*
**[20:13] Vanilla**
*The wind and shaking is
more intense than before!*
**[20:19] Vanilla**
*But...*
**[20:21] Vanilla**
*It's not as scary as before.*
**[20:30] Princess**
That was awesome!
**[20:33] Torture**
It appears that you failed at your torture.
**[20:38] Vanilla**
Yeah.
**[20:41] Vanilla**
It's my loss.
**[20:46] Princess**
Princess.
**[20:48] Princess**
Is there something you want me to tell you?
**[20:51] Princess**
The loser reveals a secret.
**[20:53] Princess**
Those are the rules.
**[20:55] Ex**
Is that what the rules were?
**[21:00] Princess**
Okay, then tell me...
**[21:04] Princess**
What attraction would you enjoy going on?
**[21:08] Princess**
We came all the way here to this park.
**[21:10] Princess**
I want all of us to have fun!
**[21:17] Vanilla**
Yeah!
**[21:43] Vanilla**
I-I'm the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz!
**[21:46] Vanilla**
Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz!
**[21:49] Vanilla**
I won't be beguiled by some mere princess!
**[23:27] Vanilla**
I may have failed today, but next time...
# E9 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Narration**
*Many moons have passed since the Imperial
Army went to war with the Hellhorde.*
**[00:08] Narration**
*The royal princess, Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion,*
**[00:12] Narration**
*ends up being taken prisoner
in the midst of fierce battle.*
**[00:18] Narration**
*Submitted to all manners of
torture day in and day out,*
**[00:24] Narration**
*she endures these indignities
without so much as a peep.*
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Pop
**[00:29] Narration**
*She reveals not the secrets
of the Royal Empire.*
***SIGN*** Dumb Face-o-Meter
**[00:32] Narration**
*Yes, by no means will she speak.*
**[00:36] Narration**
*The princess does not give in.*
**[00:39] Narration**
*No, she will never give in!*
**[00:43] Narration**
*And so, the torture continues
today, yet again...*
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[02:24] Narration**
*Torture is away on a business trip,*
**[02:26] Narration**
*and with no one in charge,
the torture is on break for today.*
***SIGN*** That Evening
**[02:39] Torture**
Business trips are always a little tiring.
**[02:43] Torture**
But the moment you change into
loungewear at the hotel,
**[02:46] Torture**
and let your body sink into the bed...
**[02:49] Torture**
It makes everything feel worth it.
**[02:53] Torture**
Utter bliss.
**[03:00] Torture**
I feel like I'm going to fall asleep.
**[03:02] Torture**
I should eat something.
***SIGN*** Ham & Cheese
Burrito
***SIGN*** Red Kitsune Udon
**[03:06] Torture**
*Usually, I prepare balanced
meals for myself.*
**[03:09] Torture**
*But today's an exception
since I'm away on business.*
**[03:11] Torture**
*This secluded business hotel room is
a nice change from my own chamber.*
**[03:14] Torture**
*It feels like it's okay
to let myself go here.*
**[03:19] Torture**
Time to eat.
***SIGN*** Ham & Cheese
Burrito
**[03:22] Torture**
*First, this ham and cheese burrito.*
**[03:26] Torture**
*You gently open it...*
**[03:36] Torture**
*Then place a jumbo sausage
inside and wrap it back up.*
**[03:41] Torture**
Done!
**[03:42] Torture**
A special ham, cheese, and sausage burrito!
**[03:58] Torture**
*Delicious.*
**[04:01] Torture**
*It may be delicious, but it's
not a very refined meal,*
**[04:04] Torture**
*so it's hard to tell others about it.*
***SIGN*** Red Kitsune Udon
**[04:10] Torture**
*Next, this cup udon.*
**[04:18] Torture**
*Lately, I enjoy keeping the
lid on for a little longer,*
**[04:21] Torture**
*so that the noodles end up softer.*
**[04:29] Torture**
*Now for the fried tofu.*
**[04:33] Torture**
*The broth that's soaked into
the tofu comes pouring out,*
**[04:36] Torture**
*and it's a delight just to have in my mouth.*
**[04:40] Torture**
*This tiny egg...*
**[04:42] Torture**
*It's a mystery how they make it,*
**[04:44] Torture**
*but it's tasty and goes
very well with the broth.*
**[04:47] Torture**
*I also have some slightly fancy
pudding sitting in the fridge today.*
**[04:55] Torture**
*Perhaps I went a little overboard.*
***SIGN*** Torture
enjoyed herself
***SIGN*** Breakfast Buffet
***SIGN*** Hours of Operation
**[05:06] Torture**
*I ate too much late night.*
**[05:09] Torture**
*Let's eat a lot of vegetables for breakfast.*
**[05:12] Torture**
*No bread or rice, for a healthy—*
**[05:14] Hotel Staff**
Honey butter rolls, fresh from the oven!
**[05:21] Torture**
*I don't have a choice if
they're fresh from the oven.*
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
***SIGN*** Sunday
**[05:35] Bruse**
What'd you say?!
**[05:37] Bruse**
His Majesty is injured?!
***SIGN*** On Duty This Weekend
Chief Battle Officer
Bruse the Destroyer
**[05:39] Skeleton Officer**
Yes...
**[05:40] Skeleton Officer**
I hear he's received a minor
injury to his dominant hand.
**[05:45] Bruse**
His Majesty's defensive magic is
supposed to nullify all attacks!
**[05:51] Bruse**
Ah!
**[05:52] Bruse**
That reminds me, yesterday...
**[05:54] Bruse**
It was for an instant, but
I felt His Majesty's mana!
**[05:57] Bruse**
I thought I had imagined it...
**[06:00] Bruse**
but was he engaged in combat with someone?!
**[06:03] Bruse**
Someone who didn't even give him the
chance to cast a defensive spell?!
**[06:06] Skeleton Officer**
M-Most likely...
**[06:10] Bruse**
Who in the world was His Majesty up against?
***SIGN*** Saturday,
the Day Prior
**[06:21] (Flashback) Group**
Yay!
**[06:23] (Flashback) Lulune**
Today is your first day as a pâtissière!
**[06:26] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Let's make cookies!
**[06:29] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
I hope they end up being good.
**[06:31] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
It's your first time.
**[06:33] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Don't worry about whether
they turn out well.
**[06:35] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
The important thing is that you try.
**[06:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Even if you mess up, don't
think of it as having failed.
**[06:41] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
It's the first step to success.
**[06:45] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
I want everything to go well
the first time around!
***SIGN*** Bam
***SIGN*** Bam!
**[06:50] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
That's fair.
**[06:52] (Flashback) Lulune**
You'll be just fine.
**[06:54] (Flashback) Lulune**
We're here to help you.
**[06:56] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Indeed.
**[06:57] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
The courage to seek help from others,
**[06:59] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
another necessary virtue.
**[07:02] (Flashback) Lulune**
Let's start by putting
the butter in the bowl.
**[07:06] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Then what?
**[07:07] (Flashback) Lulune**
We wait about twenty minutes.
**[07:09] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
What?!
**[07:11] (Flashback) Lulune**
Right now, the butter is still too hard,
**[07:13] (Flashback) Lulune**
so we need to wait for it to melt a bit.
**[07:15] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
No way!
**[07:18] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[07:20] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Fear not.
**[07:25] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Fire Magic: Demon's Heat!
**[07:33] Bruse**
*What?!*
**[07:35] (Flashback) Bruse**
That was His Majesty's mana just now!
**[07:39] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
It's perfectly melted now,
thanks to infernal heat.
**[07:42] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Yay!
**[07:43] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Thanks, Papa!
**[07:45] (Flashback) Lulune**
Time to add the powdered mix and eggs.
***SIGN*** Cookie
Mix
**[07:48] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan, do you know
how to break an egg?
**[07:51] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
No, it's still hard for me.
**[07:55] (Flashback) Lulune**
I can break them just fine!
**[07:57] (Flashback) Lulune**
One-handed, at that!
***SIGN*** Bam
**[07:58] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
What?!
**[07:59] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
With one hand?!
**[08:00] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[08:01] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
It's not a competition.
**[08:03] (Flashback) Lulune**
Let me teach you the simplest way.
**[08:06] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Sure!
**[08:10] (Flashback) Lulune**
First, hit the egg against a flat surface.
**[08:14] (Flashback) Lulune**
That'll create a circular crack in the egg.
**[08:17] (Flashback) Lulune**
Latch onto it with your thumb,
**[08:20] (Flashback) Lulune**
then use your index and middle
fingers to hold the top end...
**[08:23] (Flashback) Lulune**
Now, bend your fingers back!
**[08:27] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Magic?!
**[08:28] (Flashback) Lulune**
It's a skill.
**[08:30] (Flashback) Lulune**
Okay, now add the mix and beat it good!
**[08:34] (Flashback) Lulune**
Then roll it out nice and thin.
**[08:39] (Flashback) Lulune**
Let's cut out the shapes!
**[08:41] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Yay!
**[08:45] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[08:47] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
It's a teddy bear.
**[08:49] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Huh?
**[08:50] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
What are you doing?
**[08:52] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
You're not using a cookie cutter?
**[08:55] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
I'm making the biggest cookie in the world!
**[08:58] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
What?!
**[08:59] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
*What insatiable hunger!*
**[09:01] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
*She truly is my progeny.*
**[09:03] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
*No, when it comes to cookies,
she's already surpassed me.*
**[09:07] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
*That's my Maomao-chan!*
**[09:14] (Flashback) Lulune**
Here, they're done baking!
**[09:18] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Yay!
**[09:19] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Lemme see!
**[09:19] Lulune**
Ah, wait!
**[09:20] (Flashback) Lulune**
The tray's still hot—
**[09:20] Maomao-Chan**
Hurry!
**[09:30] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Are you alright?
**[09:32] (Flashback) Lulune**
Y-Yes.
**[09:34] (Flashback) Lulune**
Thank you.
**[09:37] (Flashback) Lulune**
Your hand!
**[09:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
I am the Hell-Lord!
**[09:40] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
This is but a minor burn for me.
**[09:46] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan.
**[09:48] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
I understand your impatience,
but you need to be careful.
**[09:51] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Yeah.
**[09:52] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
I'm sorry.
**[09:56] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
It's all red!
**[09:58] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Mama, get the freezy pack!
**[10:03] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
How's it feel?
**[10:04] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
All better now.
**[10:06] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[10:08] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Maomao-chan, you must be the
best doctor in the world.
**[10:13] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Now then, we've made all these cookies.
**[10:16] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Let's eat them while they're nice and warm!
**[10:31] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
The biggest cookie in the
world is the tastiest, too!
**[10:36] (Flashback) Lulune**
Mine came out just as good!
**[10:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[10:39] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
Scrumptious. Absolutely scrumptious.
**[10:42] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
I'll gobble up every last one!
**[10:44] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan**
Ah, don't!
**[10:45] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh!
***SIGN*** Sunday,
Present Time
**[10:51] Bruse**
His Majesty's wound...
**[10:53] Bruse**
Who could be responsible?!
**[11:02] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[11:09] Torture**
But first.
**[11:12] Torture**
These are a gift from Princess Maomao-chan.
**[11:15] Princess**
What? Maomao-chan?!
**[11:17] Torture**
It seems she's made baked
goods for the first time.
**[11:19] Princess**
Homemade?!
**[11:20] Princess**
I'm so happy!
**[11:21] Princess**
Why don't we open them now
and eat some together?
**[11:23] Torture**
No, 'tis the time for torture now.
**[11:26] Torture**
I must decline such undue acts of intimacy.
**[11:28] Ex**
But handing over sweets is okay?
**[11:32] Princess**
That's right.
**[11:33] Princess**
Let's save it for after the torture.
**[11:35] Torture**
Yes.
**[11:36] Torture**
Once the torture's come to an
end, we cease to be enemies.
**[11:40] Ex**
So there's no hard feelings in torture?
**[11:43] Torture**
Now, as for today's torture...
**[11:47] Torture**
'Tis tea.
**[11:48] Princess**
Tea?
**[11:49] Torture**
Indeed.
**[11:50] Torture**
Our intelligence has uncovered the
fact that you're quite fond of tea.
**[11:56] Torture**
I hear you enjoyed it to the
point of hosting tea parties.
**[12:00] Princess**
Tea parties, huh?
**[12:02] Princess**
That takes me back.
**[12:05] Princess**
A fun event once or twice a year, where
I could forget about the battlefield.
**[12:10] Princess**
It's true that I was a tea-loving
princess at those parties.
**[12:15] Princess**
But too bad.
**[12:19] Princess**
That was nothing more than
a diplomatic facade!
**[12:21] Princess**
Actually, I love cola and lemon-lime soda!
**[12:24] Ex**
That's sad to hear from
the princess of an empire.
**[12:28] Princess**
After doing well in my lessons, Jimochi
would let me have some as an occasional treat.
**[12:34] Princess**
I just drank tea on social occasions.
**[12:37] Princess**
I wouldn't say I really liked it...
**[12:42] Princess**
Hm?
**[12:43] Princess**
You're warming up the pot first.
**[12:46] Princess**
Looks like you know the
proper way to brew tea.
**[12:51] Princess**
Preparing tea in the proper fashion
results in a far better taste.
**[12:58] Princess**
Drool...
**[12:59] Princess**
I wouldn't mind some tea after so long...
**[13:01] Ex**
Your Highness?!
**[13:02] Ex**
Why do you always blab on
and dig your own grave?!
**[13:06] Ex**
What are you, a self-driving vehicle?!
**[13:09] Princess**
How could I let my guard down?!
**[13:11] Princess**
That said, today I have *this*!
**[13:15] Princess**
Maomao-chan's homemade sweets!
**[13:18] Princess**
You made a grave mistake by
giving this to me first!
**[13:22] Princess**
I can cancel out my desire
for tea with some snacks!
**[13:25] Princess**
Wow, look at these adorable cookies!
**[13:31] Princess**
Mmm! They're great!
**[13:33] Princess**
The joy of this mild sweet
sensation is filling my mouth!
**[13:38] Princess**
*Munch, munch, munch, munch...*
**[13:39] Princess**
Now I won't succumb to your torture.
**[13:42] Princess**
A fatal mistake on your part!
**[13:45] Princess**
Well, ideally, I'd love
a drink, and a warm...
**[13:50] Torture**
Warm? Go on.
**[13:53] Princess**
Y-You fiend!
**[13:55] Princess**
This was your aim from the very start!
**[13:57] Torture**
No, you simply brought
about your own demise.
**[14:00] Torture**
I wasn't aware of what
baked goods she had made.
**[14:03] Ex**
Remain calm, Your Highness!
**[14:05] Ex**
You're Commander of the
Imperial Third Legion!
**[14:08] Ex**
There's no way you'd be bested
by such weak temptation!
**[14:11] Princess**
You're right.
**[14:12] Princess**
I need to remember my days as a knight!
**[14:14] Princess**
I only drank that tea at parties
as a way to socialize!
**[14:21] Princess**
Think back!
**[14:22] Princess**
Remember!
**[14:24] (Flashback) Princess**
It's good, isn't it?
**[14:26] Princess**
Thinking back on it, I really do love tea.
**[14:29] Ex**
Your Highness?
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[14:38] Princess**
This tea is the perfect palate cleanser,
**[14:40] Princess**
and it brings out the
sweetness of the cookies!
**[14:43] Torture**
I've received cookies from
Princess Maomao-chan as well.
**[14:46] Torture**
Let's enjoy them together.
**[14:47] Princess**
Yay!
**[14:49] Hell-Lord**
What?
**[14:51] Hell-Lord**
There's a mysterious treasure
buried in the royal cemetery?
**[14:55] Kanadge**
Yes.
**[14:56] Kanadge**
The princess has told all.
**[14:58] Kanadge**
With that treasure, we can penetrate
the Imperial Army's defensive magic.
**[15:03] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[15:06] Hell-Lord**
We can't go defiling graves now.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[15:17] Vanilla**
Time for your torture, Princess!
**[15:21] Princess**
You're...
**[15:23] Vanilla**
Don't tell me you've forgotten who I am.
**[15:26] Princess**
Of course I remember you.
**[15:28] Princess**
Vanilla Peschutz.
**[15:29] Vanilla**
*What?!*
**[15:30] Vanilla**
*We only met once, and
she remembered my name?*
***SIGN*** Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
**[15:34] Ex**
Hello?
**[15:35] Vanilla**
H-Hmph!
**[15:37] Vanilla**
Well, I suppose you couldn't forget the
daughter of the noble House of Peschutz!
**[15:42] Vanilla**
Today will be different from last time.
**[15:44] Vanilla**
I will have my revenge.
**[15:48] Vanilla**
Quake and tremble in fear!
**[15:51] Vanilla**
Today's torture is...
**[15:54] Vanilla**
Cake!
**[15:56] Group**
Oh.
**[15:58] Group**
Huh?
**[16:04] Vanilla**
*And this is no ordinary cake.*
**[16:06] Vanilla**
*Why, it's baked by yours truly!*
**[16:10] Vanilla**
*A homemade cake, courtesy of the high-class
daughter of the noble House of Peschutz!*
**[16:19] Vanilla**
*I made it all by myself, without
any help from Mama or Papa.*
**[16:25] Vanilla**
*The moment you learn that it's handmade,*
**[16:27] Vanilla**
*you'll be overcome with emotion
and burst into tears,*
**[16:30] Vanilla**
*pleading for a bite of this cake.*
**[16:32] Princess**
A cake made by Lady Vanilla herself?
**[16:35] Princess**
I want some!
**[16:38] Vanilla**
Actually, this cake—
**[16:39] Ex**
What a clumsy-looking cake.
**[16:41] Vanilla**
Hey!
**[16:43] Ex**
The frosting is all messy,
**[16:45] Ex**
and the cake as a whole is lopsided.
**[16:47] Ex**
And what's this strange object on top?
**[16:51] Ex**
A real head-scratcher.
**[16:53] Vanilla**
*I-It's a penguin!*
**[16:57] Vanilla**
*I-I see, so that's your plan.*
**[17:00] Vanilla**
*Nitpicking at my cake to preempt my attack?*
**[17:03] Vanilla**
*Hmph, how pointless.*
**[17:06] Vanilla**
*Even if it looks a little clumsy,*
**[17:07] Vanilla**
*once she finds out I made it, she's
bound to bow before its grandeur.*
**[17:11] Vanilla**
*Yes, even if it's clumsy...*
**[17:13] Vanilla**
*She's powerless before its grandeur!*
**[17:16] Vanilla**
*Clumsy or not...*
**[17:20] Vanilla**
*I tried so hard to make it, too...*
**[17:24] Princess**
What are you saying, Ex?
**[17:27] Princess**
The presentation may be
a bit clumsy, but look.
**[17:31] Princess**
The frosting holds its shape well.
**[17:34] Princess**
That's proof that it's
been whipped with care.
**[17:37] Princess**
There's a lot of frosting, which
was laid on thick with a spatula,
**[17:41] Princess**
so it ended up looking lopsided as a whole.
**[17:44] Princess**
But this is no sloppy craftsmanship.
**[17:46] Princess**
They wanted plenty of that delicious
frosting to be enjoyed.
**[17:49] Princess**
I'm sure that was why they kept
going back with that spatula.
**[17:53] Princess**
Can't you feel the love of the
person who made this cake?
**[18:01] Princess**
And look closely, Ex.
**[18:03] Princess**
That's not a strange object.
**[18:05] Princess**
It's an adorable penguin!
**[18:08] Vanilla**
Prinshess!
**[18:10] Princess**
This cake may look really tasty,
**[18:13] Princess**
but I'm Commander of the
Imperial Third Legion.
**[18:17] Princess**
This level of torture isn't
enough to make me give in!
**[18:24] Princess**
Huh?!
**[18:26] Princess**
What's gotten into you?!
**[18:28] Princess**
Does your tummy hurt?
**[18:45] Vanilla**
Nope.
**[18:47] Vanilla**
Thanks, Princess.
**[18:50] Vanilla**
You don't have to confess,
so please eat the cake.
**[18:53] Princess**
Huh?
**[18:54] Princess**
Why?!
**[19:00] Vanilla**
H-How is it?
**[19:03] Princess**
Mm! It's really good!
**[19:07] Vanilla**
You really mean it?!
**[19:08] Ex**
I'm a sacred blade...
**[19:09] Princess**
Really!
***SIGN*** The cake was
delicious
**[19:15] Hell-Lord**
What?
**[19:16] Hell-Lord**
Two failed tortures in a row?
**[19:19] Hell-Lord**
From Vanilla Peschutz?
**[19:21] Kanadge**
Yes.
**[19:22] Kanadge**
A harm-marshal failing twice at torture...
**[19:26] Kanadge**
It's a disgrace that puts
our dignity at stake.
**[19:28] Kanadge**
I believe that some form
of action is needed here.
**[19:34] Hell-Lord**
I suppose.
**[19:39] Hell-Lord**
It's times like these that call
for a good support network.
**[21:18] Narration**
*The Way of the Hell-Lord.*
**[21:21] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[21:24] Hell-Lord**
* I'll get the worst stains off before*
* putting the dishes in the dishwasher.*
**[21:28] Narration**
*The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number one:*
**[21:30] Narration**
*Take care of the dishes while
Mama puts Maomao-chan to bed.*
**[21:37] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[21:47] Hell-Lord**
What?!
**[21:50] Lulune**
She's finally asleep.
**[21:52] Lulune**
I ended up reading to her
*twelve* times tonight.
**[21:54] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[21:55] Hell-Lord**
Sounds like she was a real bundle of energy.
**[21:58] Hell-Lord**
Well done.
**[22:00] Narration**
*The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number two:*
**[22:02] Narration**
*Evening drinks are always a pleasure.*
**[22:04] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[22:06] Hell-Lord**
Looks like this is coming up soon.
***SIGN*** Pre-School News
***SIGN*** This month's event is
the parent-child luncheon!
***SIGN*** Please come and enjoy
lunch with your child at school!!
**[22:08] Hell-Lord**
A parent-child luncheon.
**[22:11] Lulune**
Mm-hmm.
**[22:12] Hell-Lord**
One guardian per household can join.
**[22:15] Hell-Lord**
Lulune, you attended on both her
first and second year, didn't you?
**[22:20] Narration**
*The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number three:*
**[22:22] Narration**
*When alone, call Mama by her first name.*
**[22:25] Lulune**
I sure did.
**[22:27] Lulune**
The parent-child luncheon
is always on a weekday.
**[22:29] Hell-Lord**
You know, we can take paid time off
whenever we want in the Hellhorde.
**[22:41] Lulune**
Do you want to attend the
parent-child luncheon?
**[22:43] Hell-Lord**
I *do* want to attend the
parent-child luncheon!
**[22:46] Narration**
*The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number four:*
**[22:49] Narration**
*Clearly state any and all opinions.*
***SIGN*** Parent-Child
Luncheon
**[22:57] Maomao-Chan**
Look, Papa!
**[22:59] Maomao-Chan**
I'm gonna eat my bell peppers!
**[23:01] Hell-Lord**
What?!
**[23:17] Maomao-Chan**
See, told ya!
**[23:19] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[23:21] Hell-Lord**
Yes.
**[23:22] Hell-Lord**
You always find a way to
surprise me, Maomao-chan.
***SIGN*** Hellholm Pre-School
**[23:27] Maomao-Chan**
There's some more peppers
left, but you can have them.
**[23:30] Maomao-Chan**
Just this once.
**[23:31] Hell-Lord**
What angelic kindness from a demon!
**[23:34] Hell-Lord**
That's my daughter for you!
**[23:37] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh-heh!
# E10 - Untitled
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**[00:19] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[01:59] Torture**
Princess, today's torture
is beach sword fighting.
**[02:05] Torture**
The rules are simple.
**[02:07] Torture**
Pop the balloons on your
opponents’ heads to win.
***SIGN*** Lieutorment
Youki
***SIGN*** Lieutorment
Inki
**[02:10] Ex**
How is this torture, exactly?
**[02:12] Torture**
Your opponents shall be Youki and Inki.
**[02:14] Torture**
Should you lose, Princess, you will
divulge the empire's secrets.
**[02:19] Princess**
I see. So, what if I win?
**[02:23] Youki**
You think you can win?
**[02:25] Inki**
Snicker.
**[02:27] Princess**
What?
**[02:29] Youki**
We're champions of the Hell-Lord's
beach sword fighting tag team tournament.
**[02:34] Inki**
F-For two years in a row.
***SIGN*** 5th Hell-Lord's Beach Sword Fighting Tournament
**[02:37] Ex**
Sounds like the Hell-Lord
holds some fun events.
**[02:41] Inki**
W-We're the strongest members
of the Hellhorde's forces.
**[02:45] Youki**
There's no way you can defeat us!
**[02:50] Princess**
You heard them.
**[02:53] Torture**
Very well. In the event you win,
**[02:56] Torture**
I shall grant you any request.
**[02:59] Princess**
Anything?
**[03:01] Torture**
Yes. I shall even set you free.
**[03:04] Princess**
Well, well.
**[03:09] Torture**
Let the battle begin!
**[03:13] Youki**
Let's go, In-chan. We’ll
start with Strategy B-shift.
**[03:17] Inki**
Got it.
**[03:18] Youki/Id**
* With Strategy B, I draw the enemy's*
* attention with my swift movements...*
**[03:22] Inki/Id**
*While I—*
**[03:25] Both**
What?
**[03:28] Youki**
No way.
**[03:30] Ex**
What did you expect?
**[03:31] Ex**
Her Highness is the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[03:37] Ex**
There's no way just the two
of you could defeat her.
**[03:39] Inki**
S-So you really are a commander.
**[03:44] Princess**
Rude!
**[03:46] Princess**
Since I was a young girl,
**[03:48] Princess**
I was trained in the art of the sword by
top-class swordsmen of the Imperial Army.
**[03:58] (Flashback) Jimochi**
Spin ten times, and then start running.
**[04:00] (Flashback) Jimochi**
Whoever touches the tree first wins.
**[04:03] (Flashback) Ex**
Teach her to use a sword.
**[04:04] (Flashback) Young Princess**
Whoever reaches the tree first gets all
of tonight's dessert to themselves.
**[04:08] (Flashback) Ex**
Learn to use a sword!
**[04:13] (Flashback) Jimochi**
There!
**[04:15] (Flashback) Jimochi**
I win!
**[04:18] Princess**
Jimochi taught me everything there is to know
**[04:20] Princess**
about swordplay and the brutality of combat.
**[04:24] Princess**
There's no way you could defeat me.
**[04:28] Ex**
Based on that anecdote,
I think they could beat you.
**[04:32] Princess**
It’s just you now, You-chan.
**[04:36] Youki**
Princess-chan, remember the rules.
**[04:40] Youki**
Pop the balloons to win.
There are no other rules.
**[04:44] Youki**
I summon thee, my final weapon!
**[04:48] Youki**
In other words, all that matters
is that you pop the balloons!
***SIGN*** Gatling Water Gun
***SIGN*** Youki Custom
**[04:54] Youki**
This water gun can fire 45 shots per second.
**[05:04] Youki**
I win! Victory is mine!
**[05:07] Youki**
What?!
**[05:09] Torture**
Oh, no. After all we've been
through, I'd forgotten.
**[05:13] Torture**
The Princess’ swordsmanship is truly
top-level, even for the Imperial Army!
**[05:19] Torture**
She’s a proper warrior!
**[05:22] Youki**
Crud. I'm out of ammo.
**[05:25] Torture/Id**
* At this rate, I'll be forced*
* to release the Princess.*
**[05:29] Torture/Id**
*I must join the fight.*
**[05:32] Torture/Id**
*No, I can't.*
**[05:33] Torture/Id**
* When I first explained the rules, I said*
* her opponents would be Youki and Inki.*
**[05:39] Torture/Id**
*What should I do?*
**[05:43] Devil Torture**
Ignore the rules.
Do whatever it takes to win.
**[05:47] Torture/Id**
*The devil on my shoulder.*
***SIGN*** Torture Party
**[05:50] Politician Torture**
You must only make an effort
to keep your public promises.
**[05:53] Politician Torture**
You needn't actually keep them.
**[05:55] Torture/Id**
*The politician on my shoulder.*
**[05:57] Writer Torture**
Besides, it would be no fun
if she won too easily.
**[06:02] Torture/Id**
*The writer.*
**[06:03] Revolutionary Torture**
With passion, we can change
the world, and even rules.
**[06:07] Torture/Id**
*The revolutionary.*
**[06:11] Torture/Id**
*They're right.*
**[06:13] Torture**
Releasing the Princess
is out of the question.
**[06:20] Princess**
It sure feels nice to move around.
**[06:24] Princess**
This is fun!
**[06:29] Princess**
It’s time to end this, You-chan.
**[06:33] Krall**
Hold up, Princess-chan!
**[06:39] ---**
Crab
***SIGN*** Hell-Lord's Daughter
Ultimate Hyper Legendary
Cadet Harm-Marshal
Maomao-chan
***SIGN*** Krall Regiment
Combat Soldier
Mad Wolf
**[06:41] Maomao**
Prepare yourself!
***SIGN*** Beastmaster
Krall
***SIGN*** Combat Soldier
Fourth Class
&
Pain-Private
Giant
***SIGN*** Torturer's Aide
Datarma
***SIGN*** Hellholm Cafeteria Staff
Kitchen Sub-Leader
Mad Kaiser
***SIGN*** Weaponsmith and Pain-Private
Gilga
***SIGN*** Grand Inquisitor
Torture Tortura
***SIGN*** A Passing Seagull
**[06:56] Princess**
Guys!
**[06:58] Torture**
We won't let you have your
way any longer, Princess.
**[07:01] Princess**
All right. Bring it on, all of you.
**[07:04] Inki**
Go, You-chan!
***SIGN*** Disqualified
**[07:06] Youki**
What?!
**[07:07] Ex**
You can do it, Your Highness!
**[07:12] Princess**
Gotcha!
**[07:13] Krall**
On your guard, Princess-chan!
**[07:15] Princess**
Too easy, Krall-chan!
**[07:23] Youki**
I knew you would slide!
**[07:24] Youki**
Gotcha!
**[07:28] Princess**
And I knew you would do that.
**[07:36] Inki**
You-chan's in trouble.
**[07:39] Youki**
If this is how it’s gonna be…
**[07:41] Youki**
It’s a free-for-all!
**[08:01] Maomao**
Stop right there!
**[08:05] Maomao**
Princess!
**[08:07] Princess**
This is so much fun!
**[08:10] Maomao**
I caught you!
**[08:11] Princess**
You caught me!
***SIGN*** The Princess
had fun
**[08:41] Princess**
That was so much fun.
**[08:52] Ex**
Wait, what? What happened to being released?
**[09:06] Louch**
Your Highness.
**[09:08] Louch**
Previously and the time before that,
I failed because I was too focused on my spell.
**[09:14] Louch**
But this time,
**[09:16] Louch**
I, Louch Brittan, the White Knight,
will be sure to save you.
***SIGN*** Imperial
First
Legion
***SIGN*** Louch
Brittan
**[09:26] Hell-Lord**
Who are you?
**[09:34] Louch/Id**
*I couldn't sense him at all.*
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[09:48] Hell-Lord**
You’re a human, aren't you?
**[09:51] Hell-Lord**
What are you doing here?
**[09:53] Louch/Id**
*A demon. His presence is overpowering.*
**[09:57] Louch/Id**
*He's no ordinary demon.*
**[10:00] Louch**
First strike.
**[10:02] Louch**
Holy Moon!
**[10:07] Hell-Lord**
Are you perhaps lost?
**[10:12] Hell-Lord**
Settle down.
**[10:13] Hell-Lord**
I understand why a human would feel
uneasy if they wandered into this place.
**[10:19] Louch**
Brittan Clan Swordstyle,
**[10:22] Louch**
Lightning Hurricane!
***SIGN*** Lightning Hurricane
**[10:26] Hell-Lord**
I just happened by here.
**[10:28] Louch**
Lightning Hurricane! Lightning
Hurricane! Lightning Hurricane!
**[10:29] Hell-Lord**
I did not come to harm you.
**[10:31] Hell-Lord**
I was out attending a voice
actor's release event.
**[10:35] Hell-Lord**
I simply came across you on my way back.
**[10:38] Louch**
Release event?
**[10:40] Hell-Lord**
Normally, I watch quietly from
the back with my arms folded,
**[10:44] Hell-Lord**
but today, I moved up a
bit towards the front.
**[10:48] Hell-Lord**
Because I did, I felt more
like a part of the concert.
**[10:53] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[10:57] Louch/Id**
*A demon would never attend a release event.*
**[10:59] Louch/Id**
* It must be some kind of*
* terrible code word.*
**[11:03] Louch/Id**
*In that case…*
**[11:06] Louch**
Focusing mana.
**[11:12] Louch**
White Knight Magic,
**[11:14] Louch**
Holy Shine!
***SIGN*** Holy Shine
**[11:28] Louch**
That should do it.
**[11:31] Hell-Lord**
Have you settled down some?
**[11:34] Louch**
Impossible.
**[11:37] Louch**
The recoil from my attack—
**[11:52] Louch**
Why did you save me? I'm a human.
**[11:55] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh. Your life has
value, just like mine.
**[11:59] Hell-Lord**
Besides, that adornment on your neck…
**[12:05] Hell-Lord**
It’s the emblem of the protagonist's unit
**[12:08] Hell-Lord**
from the Mobile Cavalry Soul
Cross anime, is it not?
***SIGN*** Mobile Cavalry Soul Cross
**[12:16] Louch**
How do you know that?
**[12:17] Louch**
No one’s ever noticed before because
it blends in with the rest of my outfit!
**[12:21] ---**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[12:23] Hell-Lord**
I have one as well.
**[12:28] Hell-Lord**
This emblem is truly well-made. It
looks just like it does in the anime.
**[12:33] Louch**
You get it!
**[12:34] Hell-Lord**
I have thoughts about items from
anime being turned into merch.
**[12:38] Hell-Lord**
I wish they would stop including
pictures of characters.
**[12:41] Hell-Lord**
The inclusion of such images
ruins the world building.
**[12:45] Hell-Lord**
I wish to own the same
items as the characters.
**[12:48] Louch**
Exactly!
**[12:54] Louch**
I apologize for suddenly attacking you.
**[12:56] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh. It’s fine.
**[13:10] Louch/Id**
* I see. Not all demons are bad,*
* nor are they my enemies.*
**[13:18] Louch/Id**
* Only the Hell-Lord and his*
* forces are my enemies.*
**[13:22] Louch/Id**
*I mustn't fail to recognize that.*
**[13:26] Louch**
Well, I suppose I should leave.
**[13:28] Hell-Lord**
Didn't you have something to do here?
**[13:31] Louch**
I've spent too long here already.
I'll return another day.
**[13:35] Louch**
If we meet again…
**[13:38] Louch**
Let's discuss anime once more.
**[13:41] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh. Of course.
**[13:49] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh, scrub-a-heh-heh.
**[13:59] Maomao**
Papa's in a good mood.
**[14:02] Lulune**
He said he made a new friend.
***SIGN*** Mobile Cavalry Soul Cross
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[14:21] Vanilla**
Yes! A match!
**[14:23] Vanilla**
That’s three in a row.
That just leaves six more.
***SIGN*** Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
**[14:27] Vanilla**
I shall find the remaining matches
in one go, without any errors.
**[14:34] Vanilla**
Another pair.
**[14:36] Vanilla**
Nothing beats playing memory with cards.
**[14:42] Vanilla**
Besides, I can play by myself.
**[14:45] Vanilla**
I wonder if it would be
more fun with friends.
**[14:49] Vanilla**
What am I thinking?
**[14:51] Vanilla**
I am the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz.
**[14:55] Vanilla**
I need no friends.
**[14:56] Vanilla**
Papa and Mama often tell me to enjoy
myself unfettered by the family name,
**[15:01] Vanilla**
but my pride would never allow that.
**[15:07] Vanilla**
But…
**[15:10] Vanilla**
The amusement park sure was fun.
**[15:14] Vanilla**
Princess…
**[15:17] Vanilla**
I know. I'll use this to torture her.
**[15:20] Vanilla**
That’s right, it’s torture.
**[15:22] Vanilla**
It’s not that I want to play with her.
**[15:25] Vanilla**
Time for your torture, Princess!
**[15:29] Vanilla**
Today's torture is playing cards.
**[15:33] Vanilla**
If you tell me your secrets,
you can play cards with me.
**[15:37] Ex**
What kind of torture is that?
**[15:39] Ex**
Do you truly believe Her Highness
would divulge her secrets
**[15:41] Ex**
just because she wants to play cards?
**[15:43] Princess**
Cards are fun, aren't they?
**[15:45] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[15:46] Princess**
Speaking of cards…
**[15:50] (Flashback) Young Princess**
I can't play any cards because
I'm stuck here and here.
**[15:54] (Flashback) Jimochi**
My, my. Whatever could be stopping you?
**[15:58] Young Princess**
It’s you, Jimochi!
**[15:59] (Flashback) Jimochi**
What will you do?
**[16:01] (Flashback) Jimochi**
You can only pass one more
time, Your Highness.
**[16:05] (Flashback) Jimochi**
Will you pass again?
**[16:09] (Flashback) Young Princess**
Pass.
**[16:10] (Flashback) Jimochi**
I win!
**[16:12] (Flashback) Jimochi**
At this rate, tomorrow night's
dessert will be all mine as well.
**[16:18] (Flashback) Young Princess**
I want dessert!
**[16:24] Princess**
The frustration of defeat.
**[16:26] Princess**
Every tear I shed made my mind stronger.
**[16:30] Ex**
Your Highness, you must've really
regretted not eating that dessert.
**[16:34] Princess**
That’s just how fun playing cards is.
**[16:36] Ex**
What?
**[16:37] Princess**
Oh, but that doesn't mean
I'd reveal any secrets.
**[16:41] Princess**
I can resist playing cards.
**[16:44] Ex**
Are you sure about that?
***SIGN*** BADOOM
**[16:46] Princess**
Anyway, it’s an attractive
invitation, but I must decline.
**[16:50] Vanilla**
What? But…
**[16:52] Vanilla**
Playing with cards is fun. Really fun.
**[16:56] Vanilla**
It can be something basic, like what
you had for breakfast this morning.
**[17:01] Princess**
I probably shouldn't be saying this,
**[17:03] Princess**
but that's not a secret you
need to extract from me.
**[17:07] Princess**
Wait a minute. Do you want
to play cards with me?
**[17:11] Vanilla**
O-Obviously not!
**[17:13] Vanilla**
It’s not like I want to
play Old Maid together,
**[17:17] Vanilla**
which can only be played
with at least two players.
**[17:20] Vanilla**
I definitely don't want to
play President or Speed either.
**[17:23] Ex**
Just laying it all out there, aren't you?
**[17:25] Princess**
If you want to play, then
you should just say so.
**[17:29] Vanilla**
I am the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz.
**[17:33] Vanilla**
I don't experience the
flippant desire to play cards.
**[17:36] Vanilla**
A proud lady like myself needs no friends!
**[17:42] Princess**
All right. I'll tell you a secret.
**[17:45] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[17:47] Princess**
I also believed that a proud
knight like myself needs no friends.
**[17:54] Princess**
But…
**[18:10] Princess**
The truth is…
**[18:14] Princess**
I wanted friends.
**[18:26] Vanilla**
Me, too.
**[18:38] Princess**
Come on. I've told you my secret.
**[18:42] Princess**
Let's play.
**[18:45] Vanilla**
Okay.
**[18:51] Princess**
Which card is the Joker?
**[18:53] Vanilla**
Hey, that's not fair.
**[18:55] Princess**
Come on, hurry up.
**[18:58] Vanilla**
Let's see. This one.
**[19:00] Princess**
Oh? You're sure you want that one?
**[19:03] Ex**
Ah, I see.
**[19:06] Vanilla**
Uh, um…
**[19:08] Vanilla**
Actually, I want this one.
***SIGN*** Vanilla made
a friend
**[19:15] Hell-Lord**
I see. So the Princess wanted friends.
**[19:20] Kanadge**
Yes, Your Majesty.
**[19:21] Kanadge**
Perhaps she'd been avoiding it until
now since she'd been betrayed before.
**[19:26] ---**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[19:28] Hell-Lord**
I'm glad she made a friend.
**[21:09] Torture**
Send off the report...
***SIGN*** Send Daily
Report
**[21:13] Torture**
And work is done.
**[21:20] Torture/Id**
*What should I have for dinner?*
**[21:23] Torture/Id**
* Tonight, I have business outside the*
* house, so perhaps I'll eat out.*
***SIGN*** Meal Tickets
**[21:56] Employee**
Welcome.
**[22:04] Torture/Id**
* A roast beef bowl. I didn't*
* know they offered that.*
**[22:09] Torture/Id**
* Curry. Come to think of it, I often*
* hear the curry is delicious as well.*
**[22:15] Torture/Id**
*Perhaps I'll order some next time.*
**[22:18] Torture/Id**
* But I end up ordering the same thing*
* despite thinking that every time.*
**[22:25] Employee**
Thanks for waiting.
**[22:29] Torture/Id**
*A chicken and egg bowl.*
**[22:30] Torture/Id**
* I've tried all kinds*
* of chicken and egg bowls,*
**[22:33] Torture/Id**
* but nothing beats the chicken and egg*
* bowl served by this beef bowl chain.*
**[22:38] Torture/Id**
* This spoon that makes it so easy*
* to eat is a delight as well.*
**[22:51] Torture/Id**
*Yes, this. This was the right choice.*
**[22:55] Torture/Id**
* The strength of chains is their ability to*
* provide the exact same flavor you imagine every time.*
**[23:02] Torture/Id**
* After eating more than half, add a sprinkle*
* of soy sauce to modify the flavor.*
**[23:08] Torture/Id**
*Now it’s time for round two.*
**[23:24] Torture/Id**
* Since it’s a bit chilly tonight,*
* I can tell how warm my stomach feels.*
**[23:29] Torture/Id**
*Now then.*
**[23:33] Torture/Id**
*Time to buy tissues and head home.*
# E11 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[01:30] Krall**
Princess, time for some torture!
***SIGN*** Beastmaster
Krall
**[01:35] Princess**
I see.
**[01:36] Princess**
Is this dog today's torture?
***SIGN*** Krall Regiment Member
Snow
**[01:41] Princess**
Callie and Snowball totally
turned me into a cat person.
***SIGN*** Zzz
Zzz...
**[01:46] Princess**
You think I'd succumb to a dog?
**[01:50] Krall**
Ah, Princess. Doggies
are super cute, too.
**[01:54] Krall**
Here.
**[01:56] Krall**
Try throwing that ball.
**[02:00] Princess**
What will that accomplish?
**[02:12] Princess**
I see. He's a rather clever dog.
**[02:19] Princess**
There.
**[02:24] Princess**
There, there. Good boy.
**[02:29] Princess**
You're so cute, doggy!
**[02:31] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[02:32] Princess**
At some point, I became totally
captivated by this doggy.
**[02:35] Princess**
Is this an illusion?
**[02:37] Ex**
No, you chose to act like a fool.
**[02:39] Princess**
Damn it. I admit, I let my guard down
for a moment, but that ends now.
**[02:44] Princess**
I am the proud Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion.
**[02:49] Princess**
We sometimes used animals in the army.
**[02:52] Princess**
However, unnecessary feelings
could interfere with military actions.
**[02:56] Princess**
We avoided getting too friendly and kept
distance between us and the animals.
**[03:00] Princess**
That's right. I will
never succumb to cuteness.
**[03:06] Krall**
That's a shame.
**[03:08] Krall**
‘Cause it looks like he wants
you to play with him more.
**[03:13] Princess**
D-Don't bother looking
at me with those eyes.
**[03:22] Ex**
Be strong, Your Highness.
**[03:24] Krall**
Oh? Check this out, Princess.
**[03:27] Krall**
He wants you to rub his belly.
**[03:31] Ex**
Your Highness, get a hold of yourself.
**[03:34] Princess**
Don't worry, Ex.
**[03:36] Princess**
It's not that the animals I
fought alongside weren't cute.
**[03:41] Princess**
I restrained myself from
becoming too attached to them.
**[03:44] Ex**
I see. Is that so?
**[03:47] Princess**
That's right. This torture cannot…
**[03:53] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[03:58] Princess**
I actually wanted to play with them more.
**[04:01] Ex**
I knew it!
**[04:02] Princess**
Belly rubs! Belly rubs! Belly rubs!
**[04:12] Princess**
I'll draw you a map of the
empire's hidden passageways!
***SIGN*** The princess
drew a map
**[04:19] Hell-Lord**
Good. We can use this information.
**[04:23] Hell-Lord**
I'll have him use these
to infiltrate the empire.
**[04:26] Hell-Lord**
Bring me Dark Ninja Gekkou.
**[04:29] Kanadge**
Actually, Your Majesty…
***SIGN*** Undercover Agent
Dark Ninja Gekkou
**[04:44] Hell-Lord**
What?
**[04:45] Hell-Lord**
You wish to leave the Hellhorde
so you can write picture books?
**[04:51] Kanadge**
Yes. It's been Gekkou's
dream since childhood.
**[04:55] Kanadge**
He previously abandoned the notion so he
could enter the family business,
**[04:59] Kanadge**
but he can't give up on it after all.
**[05:06] Gekkou**
Actually, I've changed
my mind about quitting!
**[05:08] Gekkou**
It'd be a nuisance if I quit
after swearing loyalty to you.
**[05:12] Gekkou**
Besides, it's too late for
me to try to become an author.
**[05:19] Hell-Lord**
Perhaps it is too late.
**[05:22] Hell-Lord**
Those who start sooner
get more opportunities,
**[05:26] Hell-Lord**
and their accumulated
skills grant them an advantage.
**[05:29] Gekkou**
Of course.
**[05:32] Hell-Lord**
However, that is no reason
to abandon your dream.
**[05:41] Hell-Lord**
Good luck, Gekkou.
**[05:43] Gekkou**
Yes, Your Majesty.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
**[05:59] Princess**
Panda, panda! Panda, panda!
**[06:03] Princess**
Fluffy, fluffy pandas!
**[06:06] Ex**
You go, girl! You go!
**[06:10] Princess**
Fluffy, fluffy panda! Fluffy, fluffy!
**[06:14] Princess**
What? For me?
**[06:16] Princess**
All right! I love donuts.
**[06:19] Princess**
Thanks for the food.
**[06:20] Princess**
Oh, I'm dreaming.
**[06:23] Jimochi**
Jimochi, Jimochi, Jimochi.
**[06:23] Princess**
I sometimes realize I'm
dreaming while I'm dreaming.
**[06:28] Princess**
And once I do…
**[06:31] Princess**
What's up with this world?
**[06:32] Princess**
There are a ton of pandas,
**[06:35] Princess**
and Jimochi is some kind of weird doll.
**[06:39] Torture**
'Tis t-time for t-torture, Princess.
**[06:42] Princess**
Torture is stuck inside a
wall, and Datarma is…
**[06:47] Princess**
What the heck?
**[06:49] Torture**
Today's torture is pudding a la mode.
**[06:54] Princess**
I see. If I'm dreaming, then that means…
**[07:01] Princess**
I can succumb all I want!
**[07:07] Torture**
She's still asleep?
**[07:09] Ex**
After lunch, she declared, “I'm stuffed.
I'm sleepy,” and began to nap.
**[07:17] Torture**
Princess, it's time to—
**[07:19] Princess**
Every morning, His Majesty walks
through the north rose garden.
**[07:25] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[07:26] Princess**
The Commander of the Second Defense Force
has a habit of blinking before a large swing.
**[07:37] Princess**
His Majesty prefers hot baths.
**[07:40] Princess**
My younger sister is studying
abroad in an allied nation.
**[07:43] Princess**
Succumbing is awesome.
**[07:46] Princess**
It's the best.
**[07:47] Ex**
Your Highness! Your Highness!
**[07:49] Ex**
Please wake up! You're saying
disastrous things, Your Highness!
**[07:52] Princess**
I'm too embarrassed to tell Ex, but…
**[07:57] Princess**
When I just became a commander,
**[08:01] Princess**
I made it through that difficult time
because of Ex's encouragement.
**[08:05] Princess**
Thank you.
**[08:08] Ex**
Oh, Your Highness.
**[08:12] Ex**
Your Highness.
**[08:13] Princess**
Torture.
**[08:16] Princess**
Thanks for all the tasty meals.
**[08:19] Princess**
I have so much fun with you.
**[08:26] Torture**
Well, well. That was quite the juicy secret.
**[08:30] Ex**
Honestly, Your Highness.
**[08:34] Torture**
I've heard enough secrets for today.
**[08:36] Torture**
She seems happy. Why
don't we let her sleep?
**[08:41] Ex**
Agreed.
**[08:45] Princess**
Hooray!
**[08:47] Princess**
Jello is so tasty!
**[08:51] Princess**
I'll never stop succumbing!
***SIGN*** All You Can Succumb
**[08:55] Princess**
Succumb, submit, surrender, bang!
**[09:01] Ex**
Synonyms that start with S!
**[09:03] Panda**
Fluffy, fluffy panda!
***SIGN*** All You Can Succumb
**[09:05] Princess**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** The princess
kept sleeping
**[09:15] Princess**
Huh?
**[09:18] Princess**
It's nighttime?
**[09:19] Princess**
Oh, right. I took a nap.
**[09:23] Princess**
Huh? What about today's torture?
**[09:25] Princess**
Was it canceled because I was asleep?
**[09:31] Princess**
In that case, Torture, you've gone soft.
**[09:35] Princess**
Today was a total victory for me.
**[09:53] Na**
* That day, researchers lost control*
* of the spell they were developing,*
**[09:58] Na**
*turning everyone in Hellholm…*
**[10:03] Na**
*into little children.*
**[10:06] Hell-Lord**
Well, this isn't good.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[10:14] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[10:18] Ex**
The torture's still on?
**[10:19] Princess**
I heard what happened.
**[10:21] Princess**
I'll never succumb now that you're a child.
**[10:25] Torture**
This may be difficult, true.
**[10:28] Torture**
The Hell-Lord said…
**[10:30] (Flashback) Hell-Lord**
You needn't strain yourself.
Take the day off.
**[10:32] Torture**
…something similar.
**[10:34] Torture**
However, I would like to
see what I can still do.
**[10:38] Princess**
Okay, good luck. I promise I'll give in.
**[10:41] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[10:43] Princess**
That was close. I nearly got carried away.
**[10:46] Ex**
To where, exactly?
**[10:47] Princess**
Seeing children try their best makes you
want to support them unconditionally.
**[10:50] Princess**
However, I am the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[10:56] Princess**
I will never support children
trying their best!
**[10:59] Ex**
You've reached an odd conclusion in your
confused state, but in any case, good luck.
**[11:04] Torture**
Today's torture is this.
**[11:06] Torture**
Oof.
***SIGN*** Sugar Candy
**[11:10] Torture**
Sugar candy!
**[11:15] Torture**
They're like little stars. Just
looking at them is exciting.
**[11:19] Torture**
And when you eat them…
**[11:26] Torture**
They're sweet and fill you with joy.
**[11:31] Ex**
What?!
**[11:34] Princess**
I'll talk.
**[11:36] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[11:38] Princess**
Tiny Torture is too cute.
**[11:41] Ex**
Your Highness, hang in there.
**[11:43] Princess**
She's gonna carry me away.
**[11:45] Ex**
Carry you where?
**[11:48] Torture**
This isn't the only
torture I've prepared.
**[11:51] Torture**
Oof.
***SIGN*** Fruit Candy on a String
**[11:53] Torture**
Ta-da! Candy on a string.
**[11:56] Torture**
Select one of these strings and pull.
**[12:00] Torture**
You'll find that there's
candy on the end of the string.
**[12:04] Torture**
The candies come in a variety
of flavors and sizes,
**[12:07] Torture**
so it's exciting to see
which one you'll get.
**[12:10] Torture**
Go ahead, Princess.
**[12:12] Princess**
All right.
**[12:18] Torture**
That's the biggest candy!
**[12:20] Torture**
Incredible, Princess! You're so lucky!
**[12:25] Princess**
You want it?
**[12:25] Torture**
Can I have it?
**[12:27] Torture**
All right! Thank you.
**[12:34] Torture**
So yummy.
**[12:43] Princess**
The empire directly employs a secret
order of knights known as Zero Legion.
**[12:48] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[12:48] Princess**
The empire directly employs a secret
order of knights known as Zero Legion.
**[12:49] Torture**
All right! I got a secret!
**[12:53] Princess**
Good for you. Good for you. Good for you.
**[12:56] Ex**
Why do you keep saying that?
**[12:59] Princess**
Good for you.
**[13:04] Hell-Lord**
Zero Legion?
**[13:06] Kanadge**
Yes, Your Majesty.
**[13:07] Kanadge**
The Princess mentioned it.
**[13:09] Hell-Lord**
Seriously? That's a cool name.
**[13:16] Princess**
Tiny Torture was so cute.
**[13:20] Princess**
I succumbed without realizing it.
**[13:23] Ex**
Security should be weak while
all the demons are children.
**[13:27] Ex**
Wouldn't it be possible to escape?
**[13:29] Youki**
Princess-chan!
**[13:31] Inki**
Hey.
**[13:32] Youki**
I feel so light.
**[13:34] Princess**
You-chan, In-chan?
***SIGN*** Harm-Marshal
Youki
***SIGN*** Harm-Marshal
Inki
**[13:36] Princess**
You're both so cute.
**[13:39] Youki**
Did you finish your torture?
**[13:41] Inki**
If you're done, let's play.
**[13:42] Youki**
Let's play.
**[13:44] Princess**
Yeah, let's play.
**[13:46] Giant**
Princess.
**[13:48] Giant**
Let us join in.
***SIGN*** Combat Soldier Fourth Class
& Pain-Private
Giant
***SIGN*** Beastmaster
Krall
***SIGN*** Krall Regiment
Combat Solider
Mad Wolf
**[13:51] Krall**
Let us join.
**[13:54] Princess**
You're smaller than me, Master Mama.
**[13:57] Giant**
I was a child once, too, you know.
**[14:01] Princess**
And Krall-chan, you were
totally different back then.
**[14:03] Princess**
Still cute, though.
**[14:05] Krall**
‘Course I'm cute.
**[14:09] Princess**
Vanilla-chan?
***SIGN*** Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
**[14:11] Vanilla**
As a member of the noble House of Peschutz,
it's not like I want to play.
**[14:16] Princes**
I want to play with you, Vanilla-chan.
**[14:23] Vanilla**
Then let's play.
**[14:25] Youki**
C'mon, Princess-chan. Let's play.
**[14:27] Giant**
Let's play.
**[14:27] Krall**
Let's play.
**[14:28] Youki**
Let's play.
**[14:29] Princess**
Okay, okay. Let's play.
**[14:30] Inki**
Hooray.
**[14:32] Princess**
What should we play together?
**[14:35] Vanilla**
Let's play trains.
**[14:36] Youki**
Tag.
**[14:37] Princess**
Okay. Let's do it all.
**[14:40] Ex**
Doesn't look like we'll be escaping.
**[14:42] Na**
* With that quiet thought, Ex decided*
* not to think any further on it.*
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[14:55] Torture**
‘Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[14:59] Princess**
You've grown since yesterday.
**[15:01] Torture**
Apparently, the spell gradually fades.
**[15:03] Torture**
I'll be back to normal by tomorrow.
**[15:05] Princess**
I see.
**[15:06] Ex**
Why are you wearing school uniforms, though?
**[15:09] Ex**
Does the spell make your
clothes younger, too?
**[15:11] Torture**
No. I simply didn't want
to waste the opportunity.
**[15:15] Ex**
Waste the opportunity?
**[15:16] Torture**
Today's torture is…
**[15:22] Princess**
What's wrong?
**[15:23] Torture**
Nothing. Today's torture is…
**[15:26] Torture**
Meat and potato stew.
**[15:29] Princess**
I can already smell its delicious aroma.
**[15:31] Princess**
But I am the Princess and Commander of—
**[15:33] Torture**
Wait.
**[15:35] Torture**
Please wait.
**[15:40] Torture**
The truth is, my cooking skills were
reverted along with my appearance.
**[15:46] Torture**
It didn't turn out like I wanted.
**[15:48] Princess**
Torture, your hands.
**[15:52] Torture**
I'm so embarrassed.
**[15:55] Torture**
At the time, I didn't cook
much, so I was unsuccessful.
**[16:00] Torture**
Let's cancel today's torture after all.
**[16:03] Torture**
I doubt this stew tastes any good.
**[16:12] Princess**
Be more confident in yourself, Torture!
**[16:14] Princess**
You may lack skill, but
you did your best, right?
**[16:17] Princess**
Don't worry.
**[16:18] Princess**
I'll be able to taste the effort.
**[16:21] Princess**
I'm sure I'll give in!
**[16:26] Torture**
Princess…
**[16:30] Ex**
How exactly are you approaching
this situation, Your Highness?
**[16:36] Princess**
Let's give it a taste.
**[16:57] Princess**
It's good.
**[17:00] Princess**
It's hot and flavorful,
**[17:03] Princess**
and the slight sweetness spreads
the moment you take a bite.
**[17:08] Princess**
This is worthy of succumbing to.
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[17:19] Hell-Lord**
I am overflowing with power.
**[17:21] Hell-Lord**
So this is youth.
**[17:23] Hell-Lord**
There isn't anything I
particularly wish to do,
**[17:26] Hell-Lord**
but I have so much excess energy.
**[17:32] Kanadge**
It sure does feel like
that when you're young.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[17:44] Princess**
You're back to normal.
**[17:46] Torture**
Yes, thankfully.
**[17:48] Princess**
I'm happy for you.
**[17:49] Torture**
Thank you.
**[17:51] Torture**
Now then…
**[17:54] Torture**
‘Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[17:59] Torture**
Today's torture is pizza.
**[18:02] Princess**
Pizza, you say?
**[18:03] Princess**
This is bad, Ex. Pizza is my favorite food.
**[18:07] Ex**
You have a lot of favorites.
**[18:09] Ex**
Is there any food you don't like?
**[18:12] Princess**
What?
**[18:16] Princess**
Cough syrup, maybe?
***SIGN*** Over the Counter
***SIGN*** Cold
***SIGN*** Syrup A
**[18:18] Ex**
That's a low-risk OTC medication!
**[18:20] Princess**
No, wait. The syrup is pretty tasty, too.
**[18:23] Torture**
May I begin the torture?
**[18:25] Princess**
Oh, right. Pizza, was it?
**[18:27] Ex**
If it's your favorite,
will you confess again?
**[18:30] Princess**
Don't lose heart, Ex.
**[18:32] Princess**
Pizza may be my favorite food, but
there's a broad variety of pizza.
***SIGN*** Love
Hate
**[18:36] Princess**
It's likely they'll serve a type
of pizza that I don't enjoy.
***SIGN*** Hate
**[18:40] Ex**
I see.
**[18:41] Princess**
Now what kind of pizza will you
torture me with? Bring it on.
**[18:45] Torture**
It's not here yet.
**[18:47] Princess**
What?
**[18:51] Torture**
We're going to order it now.
**[18:53] Princess**
Seriously?
**[18:55] Torture**
Here's the pizza delivery menu.
***SIGN*** Tomato Ceremony
***SIGN*** Mayo Potato
**[18:58] Torture**
Any pizza you like will be delivered here.
**[19:02] Princess**
Any pizza I like? You mean I
can choose whatever I want?
**[19:06] Torture**
Yes.
**[19:07] Torture**
If you tell me a secret, I will
order whatever pizza you like.
**[19:12] Princess**
What's this pizza?
**[19:14] Princess**
There's cheese inside the crust!
***SIGN*** All Pizzas
**[19:17] Princess**
Are they dumb?! They must be dumb!
**[19:20] Ex**
Your Highness, your face has “I love this
kind of nonsense” written all over it.
**[19:24] Princess**
What should I get? I can't decide.
**[19:27] Ex**
Are we assuming you'll divulge a secret?
**[19:30] Princess**
That was close.
**[19:32] Princess**
I nearly let her sweet talk me.
**[19:35] Ex**
All Torture did was hand you the menu.
**[19:38] Princess**
Don't worry, Ex. I'm fine now.
**[19:41] Princess**
I won't choose a pizza to order.
**[19:44] Ex**
Are you sure about that?
**[19:46] Princess**
Choosing one of these pizzas
from all these choices
**[19:49] Princess**
would be like choosing just
one citizen of the empire.
**[19:52] Princess**
As royalty, I could never do that.
**[19:55] Princess**
All the people should be loved equally.
**[19:58] Ex**
I have no idea what you're saying, but as
long as you won't give in, that's fine.
**[20:02] Torture**
If you're having trouble
choosing, how about this?
***SIGN*** Choose Any Pizza
**[20:06] Princess**
Half and half?
**[20:07] Princess**
They can put the toppings for
two types on one pizza?
**[20:11] Princess**
Such avarice. To be able to choose two…
**[20:17] Princess**
The people wouldn't get lonely
if I chose two of them, right?
**[20:19] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[20:21] Torture**
Additionally, behold.
***SIGN*** Pizza Pizza 4
**[20:22] Torture**
Pizza pizza four.
**[20:23] Princess**
Four?
**[20:26] Torture**
It's has four varieties of
toppings on a single pizza.
**[20:31] Princess**
Four types on one pizza? That's…
**[20:37] Princess**
That's a whole freaking family.
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[20:45] Princess**
So good.
**[20:48] Princess**
The cheese is so melty.
**[20:48] Torture**
The location of the hideout
the emperor uses to meditate.
**[20:50] Princess**
The people must be happy, too.
**[20:53] Torture**
This secret should satisfy His Majesty.
**[20:57] Hell-Lord**
What?
**[20:58] Hell-Lord**
Is that true?
**[21:00] Hell-Lord**
You won the newbie award
for your picture book?
***SIGN*** Former Undercover Agent
Dark Ninja Gekkou
**[21:03] Gekkou**
Yes.
**[21:05] Kanadge**
Take a look at this.
***SIGN*** Shujansha New Picture Book
Author Award Results
**[21:07] Kanadge**
He won an honorable mention for his
submission “What's a Ninja?”
**[21:11] Gekkou**
I'd been drawing a bit even before
I quit, and one of those books won.
**[21:17] Gekkou**
It's a miracle.
**[21:20] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh. There's no
such thing as miracles.
**[21:25] Hell-Lord**
Your hard work simply paid off.
**[21:30] Gekkou**
Thank you.
**[21:32] Hell-Lord**
Congratulations! Geh-heh-heh.
**[21:37] Na**
*His fifth book,* Gekkou the
Ninja*, became a massive hit,*
**[21:40] Na**
*and in three years it would become an anime.*
**[23:17] Gekkou**
Good boys and girls, it's
time for Gekkou the Ninja.
***SIGN*** Gekkou the Ninja
**[23:23] All**
*Gekkou the Ninja!*
**[23:30] Gekkou**
*Gekkou the Ninja is off to work again.*
**[23:32] Gekkou**
* He's gonna torture bad*
* guys into submission.*
**[23:38] Gekkou**
*Ninja!*
# E12 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
**[00:08] (Flashback) Vanilla**
A proud lady like myself needs no friends!
**[00:12] (Flashback) Princess**
All right. I'll tell you a secret.
**[00:15] (Flashback) Ex**
Your Highness?
**[00:17] (Flashback) Princess**
I also believed that a proud
knight like myself needs no friends.
**[00:24] (Flashback) Princess**
But...
**[00:26] (Flashback) Princess**
The truth is...
**[00:27] (Flashback) Princess**
I wanted friends.
**[00:30] (Flashback) Vanilla**
Me, too.
**[00:38] Vanilla**
*My very first friend!*
**[00:41] Vanilla**
*I want to hang out with
her, just the two of us!*
**[00:45] Vanilla**
*But I'm the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz.*
**[00:49] Vanilla**
*It'd be totally unacceptable to invite her!*
**[00:53] Vanilla**
The princess should be the one who asks *me*!
**[00:55] Vanilla**
Nothing says a prisoner can't invite
her torturer to go have some fun!
**[01:01] Vanilla**
No, that's not it.
**[01:04] Vanilla**
It's not the family name that's stopping me.
**[01:08] Vanilla**
I just can't work up the courage.
**[01:11] Vanilla**
Blaming my upbringing
for my own cowardice...
**[01:14] Vanilla**
Some Peschutz I am!
**[01:17] Vanilla**
It's time to show my courage and rise up!
**[01:22] Vanilla**
But where could we even go?
**[01:32] Jimochi**
*Zoom!*
**[01:35] Jimochi**
*Yay!*
**[01:36] Princess**
*Wow!*
**[01:38] Princess**
*How did you do that?!*
**[01:40] Jimochi**
*Not telling!*
**[01:41] Ex**
What are you watching?
**[01:42] Princess**
*Not fair!*
**[01:42] Princess**
Oh, a video of Jimochi and me going
ice skating after ditching lessons.
**[01:47] Ex**
That damn geezer, I swear...
**[01:48] Princess**
*You're so awesome, Jimochi!*
**[01:49] Princess**
Man, I'd love to go skating again.
**[01:53] Ex**
Ice skating sounds great!
**[01:55] Princess**
You can skate, Ex?
**[01:57] Ex**
My specialty is the quadruple Salchow!
**[02:00] Princess**
Huh...
**[02:02] Ex**
Ah! You don't believe me!
**[02:04] Vanilla**
*Ice skating! That's it!*
**[02:08] Narration**
*The House of Peschutz.*
**[02:10] Narration**
*Descended from Melaarc Peschutz,*
**[02:13] Narration**
*the clandestine right-hand
man of the first Hell-Lord,*
**[02:16] Narration**
*they are a noble clan of vampires.*
**[02:18] Narration**
*They will use any means necessary to
achieve their ends, stopping at nothing.*
**[02:23] Narration**
*Rumors say they are the most ruthlessly
brutal among the Hellhorde.*
***SIGN*** Current Head
Aliotto Peschutz
**[02:30] Aliotto**
Book it out!
***SIGN*** Aliotto's Wife
Extrac Peschutz
**[02:33] Extrac**
What's the matter, dear?
**[02:35] Aliotto**
Honey!
**[02:36] Aliotto**
We need to book out all of Peschutz
Ice Skating Rink for tomorrow!
**[02:40] Extrac**
Book it out?
**[02:41] Extrac**
That's impossible on such short notice.
**[02:43] Extrac**
We have group reservations—
**[02:44] Aliotto**
Listen to what Vanilla-chan just told me!
**[02:48] (Flashback) Vanilla**
Papa.
**[02:49] (Flashback) Vanilla**
Can I get a ticket for the ice rink?
**[02:53] (Flashback) Aliotto**
Vanilla-chan, you know you can ask the
front desk and get in without a ticket.
**[02:57] (Flashback) Vanilla**
Ah, um, well...
**[03:01] (Flashback) Vanilla**
I wanted to go with a friend.
**[03:04] (Flashback) Aliotto**
A friend?!
**[03:06] Aliotto**
Fr-Frie... Friend... Fr...
**[03:06] (Flashback) Vanilla**
Yeah.
**[03:08] (Flashback) Vanilla**
The other day, for the first time...
**[03:10] (Flashback) Vanilla**
I made a friend.
**[03:12] Aliotto**
Fr-Friend...
**[03:12] (Flashback) Vanilla**
I made a friend...
**[03:18] Extrac**
Let's book it out!
**[03:20] Aliotto**
So that Vanilla-chan can spend a
day having fun with her friend!
**[03:24] Extrac**
The cancellation fees for the reservations
are a small price to pay!
**[03:29] Narration**
*They will use any means necessary to
achieve their ends, stopping at nothing.*
**[03:33] Narration**
*That is the way of the
noble House of Peschutz.*
**[03:41] Vanilla**
Hmm...
**[03:42] Vanilla**
I don't think this is it.
**[03:44] Vanilla**
I know!
**[03:47] Vanilla**
The outfit I saved to wear
on a special occasion.
**[03:55] Vanilla**
There we go!
**[03:56] Vanilla**
Perfect for my first time
hanging out with a friend!
***SIGN*** Peschutz Ice Skating Rink
***SIGN*** Notice for Visitors
We are booked today for
a private event.
We apologize to all
of our customers.
Thank you for your
understanding.
**[04:08] Princess**
Wow! This place is huge!
**[04:10] Princess**
Not a scratch on the ice!
**[04:13] Vanilla**
What do you think, Princess?
**[04:15] Vanilla**
The noble House of Peschutz
**[04:16] Vanilla**
is focused more on the sports industry
than vampire services nowadays.
**[04:20] Ex**
Vampirism is a business now?
**[04:22] Vanilla**
This ice rink is operated
by the Peschutz family!
**[04:25] Vanilla**
Thanks to my noble powers,
it's booked out for the day!
**[04:29] Princess**
B-Booked out?!
**[04:31] Vanilla**
Well?
**[04:31] Vanilla**
Do you feel humbled?
**[04:32] Princess**
That's amazing, Vanilla-chan!
**[04:36] Vanilla**
Yeah...
**[04:38] Vanilla**
Well, the amazing ones are
actually Mama and Papa.
**[04:41] Vanilla**
O-Okay, should we skate toge—
**[04:44] Princess**
I get it.
**[04:45] Princess**
So today's torture is ice skating!
**[04:47] Vanilla**
Huh?
**[04:48] Princess**
You prepared this torture knowing
that I wanted to go skating!
**[04:52] Princess**
Pretty good, Vanilla-chan!
**[04:55] Vanilla**
I-I sure am!
**[04:57] Princess**
But you forget that I'm the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion!
**[05:02] Princess**
I will not lose to ice skating!
**[05:05] Vanilla**
*Dang it!*
**[05:06] Vanilla**
*Now it's being treated like torture!*
**[05:10] Princess**
Go on!
**[05:10] Princess**
Show me your skating form!
**[05:13] Princess**
If I end up tempted and step
into the rink, I lose!
**[05:15] Princess**
Well, I'll definitely resist, though!
**[05:17] Ex**
If only you had more to show
for that big talk of yours...
**[05:20] Princess**
Go on now, Vanilla-chan!
**[05:23] Vanilla**
Ah, yeah...
**[05:26] Vanilla**
Okay, Princess.
**[05:29] Vanilla**
Time for your torture...
**[05:39] Vanilla**
*Ah, whoops.*
**[05:41] Vanilla**
*I've never ice skated before.*
**[05:44] Vanilla**
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
**[05:48] Vanilla**
*I was too busy thinking about
hanging out with the princess!*
**[05:51] Vanilla**
*I completely forgot that I can't skate!*
**[05:54] Vanilla**
*And my clumsy way of inviting her
made her think this is torture...*
**[05:59] Vanilla**
*Ah, jeez!*
**[06:04] Vanilla**
*If I knew this would happen...*
**[06:07] Vanilla**
*I wouldn't have worked up my courage...*
**[06:23] Princess**
I made it!
**[06:25] Vanilla**
Princess?
**[06:27] Vanilla**
Um, by entering the rink...
**[06:29] Princess**
Yeah, I admit defeat.
**[06:32] Princess**
But more importantly, I'm
glad you didn't fall over.
**[06:38] Vanilla**
Prinshess!
**[06:41] Princess**
Huh?
**[06:41] Princess**
What's wrong, Vanilla-chan?
**[06:43] Princess**
Calm down!
**[06:44] Princess**
I'll tell you a secret!
**[06:46] Vanilla**
You don't need to do that!
**[06:48] Princess**
Huh? Why not?
**[06:50] Vanilla**
B-Because...
**[06:52] Vanilla**
t-today wasn't supposed to be...
**[06:54] Princess**
Wait, this wasn't torture, and you
just wanted to go skating with me?
**[07:01] Vanilla**
N-No way!
**[07:03] Vanilla**
It's not like I'd ever... ever...
**[07:10] Princess**
It's fine, I'll share a secret.
**[07:14] Princess**
Today's secret is...
**[07:16] Princess**
the imperial technique to
get better at skating!
**[07:29] Princess**
Yeah, that's it.
**[07:31] Princess**
Try not to kick backwards, but
use the side of your foot.
**[07:35] Princess**
Well? Think you got it?
**[07:37] Vanilla**
Yeah.
**[07:38] Vanilla**
This is fun!
**[07:40] Princess**
Glad to hear it!
**[07:43] Princess**
Vanilla-chan, that outfit
looks great on you.
**[07:47] Princess**
So cute!
**[07:48] Vanilla**
Prinshess!
***SIGN*** The two of them
had fun
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
**[07:52] Princess**
Up you go!
**[07:54] Vanilla**
Up I go?!
**[07:58] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[08:05] Torture**
Is something the matter?
**[08:06] Torture**
You seem quite listless.
**[08:09] Torture**
Are you feeling unwell?
**[08:10] Princess**
What?!
**[08:11] Princess**
H-Hmph! In your dreams!
**[08:15] Princess**
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion!
**[08:18] Princess**
I'm in tip-top shape at all times!
**[08:20] Princess**
There's no way that I'd be feeling sick!
**[08:25] Torture**
Did you think the slightest change
to your condition would escape me?
**[08:32] Torture**
37.2 degrees.
**[08:34] Princess**
See?
**[08:35] Princess**
Told you it wasn't a big deal!
**[08:37] Torture**
What are you talking about?
**[08:39] Torture**
Considering your normal body temperature,
this is plenty worrisome.
**[08:44] Torture**
I'm sure you must be feeling quite ill.
**[08:47] Torture**
Ex, whose power is intertwined with you,
is all tuckered out and silent.
**[08:53] Torture**
I'll call off today's torture,
so please get some rest.
**[08:59] Princess**
I'm an Imperial Commander,
and yet you take pity on me?
**[09:04] Princess**
How utterly insulting!
**[09:09] Princess**
It's so soft and warm!
**[09:14] Princess**
During marches, I would have
to camp outside a lot.
**[09:19] Princess**
My body's capable of sleeping comfortably
even in rocky areas and other hard places...
**[09:23] Princess**
But a futon really does feel so nice!
**[09:27] Torture**
Would you prefer congee or udon for lunch?
**[09:31] Princess**
I get to pick?!
**[09:32] Princess**
Um, in that case...
**[09:35] Princess**
Udon!
**[09:45] Princess**
It's good!
**[09:48] Princess**
Pudding!
**[09:50] Princess**
I can have it?
**[09:51] Torture**
It's a special treat for today.
**[09:55] Princess**
Hooray!
***SIGN*** Demon World
Shocking
***SIGN*** 5th Appearance
After 10 Years
***SIGN*** Actor: Kyo Yoshizawa
**[10:01] Emcee**
*How've you been?*
**[10:03] Emcee**
*Did you cut your hair?*
**[10:04] Bamboo Pole Truck**
Bamboo! Bamboo poles!
**[10:04] Emcee**
* Boy, we received more*
* flowers than ever today!*
**[10:09] Emcee**
*Huh? There's even some from Hige and Nazca!*
**[10:13] Emcee**
*Ah, you starred in that drama with them!*
**[10:16] Torture**
That should do it.
**[10:17] Torture**
Princess, are you thirsty?
***SIGN*** The princess
got some sleep
**[10:29] Hell-Lord**
What?
**[10:30] Hell-Lord**
The princess caught a cold?
**[10:32] Kanadge**
Yes.
**[10:33] Kanadge**
Torture is currently nursing
her back to health.
**[10:35] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[10:37] Hell-Lord**
Hope she feels better.
**[10:39] Kanadge**
It seems that humans have difficulty with
the Demon World's wild temperature swings.
**[10:44] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[10:46] Hell-Lord**
Humans are such fragile
and delicate creatures.
**[10:50] Hell-Lord**
So be it!
**[10:51] Hell-Lord**
If that's the case, then let her keep
the futon even after she recovers!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
***SIGN*** The princess made
a full recovery
**[11:12] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[11:17] Princess**
What's wrong, Torture?
**[11:18] Princess**
You don't seem very chipper.
**[11:19] Torture**
No, that's not true at all...
**[11:23] Princess**
Did you think the slightest
change to your condition...
**[11:26] Princess**
would escape me?!
**[11:29] Torture**
Well done, Princess.
**[11:31] Torture**
It seems I can't keep a secret from you.
**[11:33] Princess**
What happened?
**[11:35] Torture**
This is classified information, actually...
**[11:37] Torture**
but there are going to be
personnel transfers tomorrow.
**[11:40] Ex**
The Hellhorde's got personnel
shakeups, too, huh?
**[11:43] Princess**
By personnel transfers, you mean
like changing departments?
**[11:48] Torture**
Yes.
**[11:49] Torture**
In other words, our torture
sessions together...
**[11:53] Torture**
might end after today.
**[11:55] Princess**
What?!
**[11:57] Princess**
As a high-ranking grand inquisitor,
shouldn't you be safe?!
**[12:01] Torture**
Torturers are a specialist position,
so transfers are very rare.
**[12:05] Torture**
But I can't say for certain.
**[12:07] Torture**
There's also the possibility of being moved
from the trenches to a board position.
**[12:11] Torture**
And not just me, of course.
**[12:13] Torture**
Someone else could end up
being transferred as well.
**[12:16] Princess**
No way...
**[12:17] Princess**
And tomorrow's the announcement...
**[12:20] Princess**
Will you be notified before then?
**[12:22] Torture**
No.
**[12:23] Torture**
On the morning of, it will
be posted by the entrance.
***SIGN*** Hellhorde Personnel
***SIGN*** Hellhorde Personnel
**[12:27] Ex**
What is this, a classroom shuffle?
**[12:29] Torture**
Of course, I could continue to
be entrusted with you as well.
**[12:35] Princess**
Torture...
**[12:37] Princess**
Even if they split us up, we should
still grab lunch together...
**[12:41] Ex**
What is this, a classroom shuffle?
**[12:42] Torture**
Oh, my apologies.
**[12:44] Torture**
I didn't mean to make things so somber.
**[12:47] Torture**
This might be our last time, so we
wouldn't want to end on such a sad note!
**[12:52] Princess**
I will not give in!
**[12:55] Princess**
When you said that this
might be our last time,
**[12:57] Princess**
I made up my mind to never give in today!
**[13:00] Princess**
Torture! You'll never make
me surrender as you are!
**[13:06] Princess**
Not while you're alone, that is!
**[13:12] Ex**
What?
**[13:16] Torture**
Is that right?
**[13:17] Torture**
Then I suppose I have no
choice but to call for help.
**[13:22] Torture**
The final torture...
**[13:24] Torture**
Everyone, assemble!
**[13:28] Vanilla**
Here we go, Prinshess!
**[13:30] Maomao-Chan**
Here we come!
**[13:31] Group**
Get ready, Princess-chan!
**[13:35] Torture**
Prepare yourself, Princess!
**[13:37] Princess**
Let's go!
**[13:39] Princess**
I am the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion!
**[13:43] Princess**
I will never submit to such
feeble torture as this!
**[13:54] Demon A**
Where'd you end up?
**[13:55] Demon B**
It says I'm in the Fourth Army!
***SIGN*** The next day
**[13:57] Demon C**
Whoa, look who's moving up.
**[13:59] Demon D**
Wowie.
**[14:00] Demon E**
We'll need to celebrate.
***SIGN*** Hellhorde Personnel
**[14:10] Princess**
Torture!
**[14:12] Torture**
Princess?!
**[14:14] Torture**
What are you doing out—
**[14:18] Princess**
Awesome! We're all together again!
**[14:22] Inki**
G-Grand Inquisitor.
**[14:25] Inki**
It's an honor to report to you again.
**[14:29] Youki**
We'll torture 'em real good!
**[14:35] Torture**
Princess, I look forward to
spending more time together.
**[14:39] Princess**
Yeah!
**[14:40] Princess**
Just know that I won't surrender!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[16:43] Princess**
Where am I?
**[16:45] Hell-Lord**
So you've come to.
**[16:52] Hell-Lord**
We've been reincarnated in another world.
**[16:57] Princess**
What?
**[16:59] Ex**
What's the meaning of this?
**[17:01] Princess**
The Hell-Lord's body double!
**[17:02] Princess**
Please explain this!
***SIGN*** The princess and Ex think the Hell-Lord is his own body double
**[17:04] Hell-Lord**
Just as we'd all gathered
for a game of basketball...
**[17:10] Hell-Lord**
Do you remember the lightning strike
during that sudden thunderstorm?
**[17:14] Hell-Lord**
It looks like that caused our
reincarnation in this parallel world.
**[17:19] Hell-Lord**
We're still alive, so maybe it's
teleportation to a parallel world?
**[17:22] Hell-Lord**
Either way, you see it all the time in anime.
**[17:25] Princess**
I don't watch anime.
**[17:26] Hell-Lord**
O-Oh.
**[17:28] Ex**
So we're in a different world than our own?
**[17:31] Princess**
How do we get back?
**[17:33] Hell-Lord**
The way it usually works is you can
go back once you save the world.
**[17:38] Hell-Lord**
I woke up around two hours
earlier than you did.
**[17:41] Hell-Lord**
I've been exploring our surroundings here.
**[17:45] Hell-Lord**
* It looks like this world is under the*
* reign of one known as the Black Monarch,*
**[17:50] Hell-Lord**
*who causes the populace great suffering.*
**[17:52] Ex**
*The Black Monarch?!*
**[17:53] Hell-Lord**
*To reach the Black Monarch's palace,*
**[17:56] Hell-Lord**
* one must vanquish the Four Horsemen of*
* Darkness, who reside in the Black Tower.*
***SIGN*** The Black Tower
**[18:02] Hell-Lord**
* As for the Four Horsemen, I defeated them*
* all while I happened to be out investigating.*
***SIGN*** The Four Horsemen of Darkness
**[18:07] Ex**
*You defeated them?!*
**[18:09] Hell-Lord**
*As I wandered the Dark Wastelands...*
***SIGN*** The Dark Wastelands
**[18:15] (Flashback) Garyuo**
Never thought someone would show
up and beat the Four Horsemen.
**[18:19] (Flashback) Garyuo**
But don't get cocky just yet.
**[18:22] (Flashback) Garyuo**
Did you know?
**[18:23] (Flashback) Garyuo**
The Four Horsemen of Darkness have
a Dark Power Level of 15 at best!
**[18:28] Ex**
*Explain this Dark Power Level thing first!*
**[18:31] (Flashback) Garyuo**
I am Garyuo!
***SIGN*** Garyuo
**[18:33] Garyuo**
My Dark Power Level is 100!
***SIGN*** Dark Power Level:
**[18:41] Hell-Lord**
*After defeating Garyuo,*
**[18:43] Hell-Lord**
* the Gate of Darkness leading*
* to the Black Palace appeared.*
**[18:47] Ex**
*Garyuo got done in with his introduction!*
***SIGN*** Gate of Darkness
**[18:51] Hell-Lord**
* I passed through the Gate of*
* Darkness to the Black Palace.*
***SIGN*** The Black Palace
**[18:54] Hell-Lord**
* Awaiting me there were the*
* Black Monarch's loyal minions:*
**[18:59] Hell-Lord**
*The Nine Darknesses.*
***SIGN*** Minions of the Black Monarch: The Nine Darknesses
**[19:00] Hell-Lord**
* All mighty warriors, with Dark*
* Power Levels exceeding 5,000.*
**[19:04] Ex**
* The irreversible power*
* inflation's already begun!*
**[19:08] Hell-Lord**
Well, I managed to take them
down after this and that,
**[19:11] Hell-Lord**
and thus, I reached the throne
room of the Black Monarch.
**[19:15] Ex**
"This and that" are all the
Nine Darknesses get, huh?
***SIGN*** Steamed Buns of Darkness
**[19:24] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
So you've made it this far.
***SIGN*** The Black Monarch
**[19:27] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
Unfortunately for you,
**[19:29] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
my Dark Power Level is...
**[19:31] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
980,000.
***SIGN*** Dark Power Level:
**[19:33] Ex**
* Now I feel sorry for Garyuo, showing*
* off with a Dark Power Level of 100.*
**[19:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
What's more, without the
heavenly dragons' treasure,
**[19:41] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
the Sacred Skymitar, my
body cannot be pierced.
**[19:44] Ex**
* Why is he giving you hints*
* on how to beat him?*
**[19:47] Hell-Lord**
* And so, I went into battle*
* against the Black Monarch!*
**[19:54] Ex**
*What's with the song?!*
**[20:03] Hell-Lord**
* No manner of slashing spell was able to*
* make even a scratch on the Black Monarch.*
**[20:11] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
Is that all you've got?!
**[20:12] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
My Soul of Darkness, imbued with
the power of the Black Moon,
**[20:15] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
has been led by the Dark Light and
burns darkly with the Black Flames,
**[20:19] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
mastering the Way of the Dark!
**[20:21] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
The Road of Darkness!
**[20:23] Ex**
*Dirt cheap prices on darkness!*
**[20:26] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
Now it's time I make my move.
**[20:28] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
I'll finish you off and engulf the world
in darkness with my Dark Power Level.
**[20:35] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
Black Sword!
**[20:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
Can you withstand my Special Dark Attack?!
**[20:47] (Flashback) Black Monarch**
Eh?
**[20:51] Hell-Lord**
*My slashing spells had no effect on him.*
**[20:56] Hell-Lord**
* So I punched the living*
* daylights out of him.*
**[21:09] Ex**
*Man, this is long...*
**[21:25] Hell-Lord**
And so, I vanquished the Black
Monarch, and returned here.
**[21:30] Ex**
So you saved the world in
two hours, give or take?
**[21:33] Group**
What?
**[21:35] Princess**
The body double saved the world?
**[21:37] Hell-Lord**
I normally try and act
with the utmost caution,
**[21:40] Hell-Lord**
but I couldn't forgive the Black Monarch
after learning of his evil deeds.
**[21:44] Hell-Lord**
Also, I've always dreamed of being
reincarnated in another world...
**[21:49] Hell-Lord**
So I got a little excited!
**[21:51] Hell-Lord**
So I got a little excited!
**[21:53] Hell-Lord**
So I got a little excited!
**[21:57] Ex**
Such strength for only a body double...
**[21:59] Princess**
Yeah, the Imperial Army's in danger.
**[22:02] Hell-Lord**
The Imperial Army commands a
much larger force than we do.
**[22:06] Hell-Lord**
Besides...
**[22:07] Hell-Lord**
What good can come from crushing your
opponent with overwhelming force?
**[22:18] Villager Man 1**
The Black Clouds have vanished!
**[22:20] Villager Woman 1**
Could it be that the Black Monarch...
**[22:23] Villager Man 2**
Th-That reminds me, earlier...
**[22:25] Villager Man 2**
A strange man came around asking
about the Black Monarch.
**[22:30] Village Elder**
It's the great hero...
**[22:33] Villager Man 3**
That can't be!
**[22:34] Villager Woman 2**
"When the world falls to darkness, a hero
bearing a sacred sword will appear."
**[22:39] Villager Woman 2**
The one from that legend?!
**[22:40] Villager Man 4**
Wait, the legend says that a new
calamity appears with the hero, too!
**[22:44] Villager Man 4**
The King of the Demon World!
**[22:46] Village Elder**
He must have defeated the King
of the Demon World as well.
**[22:52] Village Elder**
Praise be to the hero!
**[23:09] Youki**
Princess-chan!
**[23:10] Torture**
Just where have you two been?
**[23:14] Princess**
Man, looks like we ended
up in another world.
**[23:17] Kanadge**
I'm relieved to see you safe.
**[23:19] Maomao-Chan**
I was real worried after
you left all of a sudden!
**[23:22] Hell-Lord**
Geh-heh-heh.
**[23:23] Hell-Lord**
I'm sorry about that.
**[23:26] Hell-Lord**
Well then, let's take it from the top...
**[23:31] Hell-Lord**
And have ourselves a nice
game of basketball!
**[23:34] Group**
Yeah!
**[23:36] Narration**
*The torture will continue!*