# Season 1
# E1 - The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQG4ME/the-yakuzas-guide-to-babysitting)
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**[00:09] Kirishima**
They've got some nerve,
trying to start shit on our turf.
**[00:16] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san, don't go too far overboard.
**[00:22] Kirishima**
Lighten up, will ya?
**[00:34] Kirishima**
Now, then...
**[00:36] Kirishima**
Time to start another fun day of work.
**[00:40] Sign**
Opening Soon
***SIGN*** Yae-chan goes to the Sakuragi Household
**[00:47] Kanami**
Yae-chan, you're finally going to
be able to live with your dad.
**[00:52] Yaeka**
Yeah.
**[00:53] Sign**
Sakuragi Yaeka
**[00:53] Sign**
Crayons
**[00:55] Kanami**
Your dad's been looking
forward to living with you,
**[00:59] Kanami**
so I'm sure he'll be very happy.
**[01:05] Yaeka**
I'm looking forward to it, too.
**[01:16] Kirishima**
Guess I can punch out for the day.
**[01:26] Thug 1**
Die, Kirishima!
**[01:30] Kirishima**
Oh?
**[01:41] Kirishima**
Jeez...
**[01:44] Kirishima**
Today was gonna be the day... I finally...
**[01:50] Kirishima**
settled things peacefully... by talking!
***SIGN*** Sakuragi Family First Lieutenant
Kirishima Toru (28 years old)
***SIGN*** Also known as
***SIGN*** "The Demon of Sakuragi"
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Episode 1: The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[03:44] Sugihara**
You went too far this time, Kirishima-san.
**[03:47] Sugihara**
You were like, "I'm gonna settle
things peacefully today."
**[03:50] Sugihara**
So what the heck happened to that?
***SIGN*** Sakuragi Family Second Lieutenant
Sugihara Kei (23 years old)
**[03:53] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[03:57] Kirishima**
Well, they didn't wanna talk.
What did you expect me to do?
**[04:00] Kirishima**
We did what we were
supposed to, so who cares?
**[04:04] Sugihara**
Keep saying that and the boss is
gonna get pretty pissed at you.
**[04:16] Kirishima**
Whatever.
**[04:18] Kirishima**
Dumbass.
**[04:27] Sakuragi**
Hey, Kirishima.
***SIGN*** Head of the Sakuragi Family
Sakuragi Kazuhiko (45 years old)
**[04:32] Sakuragi**
You prepared to lose a finger or two?
**[04:35] Kirishima**
Ah, you seem mad.
**[04:38] Kirishima**
So what did you want to
talk to me about, boss?
**[04:40] Sakuragi**
Well, you always do excellent work.
**[04:45] Sakurai**
It's even better that you
never seem to feel remorse.
**[04:48] Kirishima**
Aw, thank you, boss.
**[04:51] Sakuragi**
That was sarcasm, you moron.
**[04:53] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[04:56] Sakuragi**
That said, your skills are the real deal.
**[04:59] Sakuragi**
The fact that our family stays
in order is proof of that.
**[05:03] Sakuragi**
I'm giving you a job.
**[05:05] Kirishima**
*Does he want me to beat up some gorilla?*
**[05:08] Sakuragi**
Come in.
**[05:13] Sakuragi**
This is my daughter, Yaeka.
***SIGN*** Sakuragi Yaeka (7 years old)
**[05:17] Kirishima**
Uh... Yaeka-chan?
**[05:22] Kirishima**
Oh! Hiya, little lady! You sure have grown!
**[05:26] Kirishima**
You're adorable. Nothing like the boss.
**[05:28] Sakuragi**
You sure love chasing the grim reaper.
**[05:31] Kirishima**
So what's this job about?
**[05:32] Sakuragi**
I'm about to tell you.
**[05:34] Kirishima**
Ah.
**[05:42] Sakuragi**
You're gonna be takin' care of Yaeka.
**[05:46] Kirishima**
Huh? Taking care of her?
**[05:49] Kirishima**
You want me to...
take care of the little lady?
**[05:52] Sakuragi**
You're too much of a free spirit,
meaning you lack a sense of responsibility.
**[05:56] Sakuragi**
From now on, you'll have to
think about Yaeka at all times
**[05:59] Sakuragi**
and take responsibility
for all of your actions.
**[06:02] Sakuragi**
If you decline, I'll kill you.
**[06:04] Kirishima**
* Wow, not even the slightest*
* hesitation in that threat.*
**[06:10] Kirishima**
*But seriously...*
**[06:12] Kirishima**
* I'm the one who's gonna be looking*
* after this tiny little girl, huh?*
**[06:23] Kirishima**
I'm honored to be by your side, little lady.
**[06:29] Kirishima**
*Yeah, this is gonna be a tough job, for sure.*
**[06:35] Sakuragi**
If you don't take this
seriously, I'll kill you.
**[06:37] Kirishima**
Maybe don't threaten
to kill people so quickly?
**[06:40] Sugihara**
* He's going to be looking*
* after the boss's daughter?*
**[06:43] Sugihara**
*Seriously? Our Kirishima-san?*
**[06:48] Sugihara**
* Wait. How old is the boss's*
* daughter, anywa—*
**[06:51] Sugihara**
*What?! She's literally a little girl!*
**[06:54] Sugihara**
*There's no way this will work!*
**[06:55] Sugihara**
*I mean... Just look at him.*
**[06:59] Sugihara**
*This is clearly a deal with the devil...*
**[07:06] Kirishima**
Hey. Having fun out here, Sugihara?
***SIGN*** And then he groveled over and over.
**[07:13] Sugihara**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[07:25] Kirishima**
Your hair's so silky, little lady.
**[07:42] Kirishima**
No, seriously...
**[07:45] Kirishima**
It would've stayed gorgeous
if I hadn't touched it...
**[07:54] Yaeka**
Never mind. I'll leave my hair down today.
**[07:59] Kirishima**
*I guess it's a lot harder than it looks.*
**[08:06] Kirishima**
Sugihara.
**[08:08] Sugihara**
No, no, you've got the wrong idea!
**[08:10] Sugihara**
"I can't believe *the* Kirishima is having
such a hard time with a little girl,"
**[08:14] Sugihara**
is totally *not* what I'm thinking right now!
**[08:16] Sugihara**
Huh?
**[08:18] Kirishima**
Hey, you've got long hair.
**[08:23] Kirishima**
Come with me a sec.
**[08:25] Sugihara**
Stop! Don't pull it!
**[08:27] Sugihara**
It'll rip out! I'll be bald!
**[08:30] Sugihara**
So...
***SIGN*** Pigtails
**[08:33] Sugihara**
What do you think?!
**[08:34] Kirishima**
Well... it's harder to look at you
than I thought it would be.
**[08:39] Sugihara**
That's not what I'm asking here!
**[08:41] Sugihara**
If you're not taking this
seriously, I'm gonna go!
**[08:51] Sugihara**
B-Boss! You've got the wrong idea!
**[08:53] Sugihara**
Please don't look at me like I'm trash!
**[08:58] Kirishima**
All right, shall we go?
**[09:00] Sakuragi**
Don't you forget, Kirishima.
**[09:03] Sakuragi**
If you act irresponsibly and
something happens to Yaeka...
**[09:06] Kirishima**
Don't fret so much.
You're such a worrywart.
**[09:10] Kirishima**
I'll get the job done.
**[09:17] Kirishima**
Sure is a nice day today, little lady.
**[09:23] Kirishima**
*Of course this would happen.*
**[09:26] Kirishima**
Is school fun?
**[09:29] Yaeka**
It's normal.
**[09:31] Kirishima**
It's normal, huh?
**[09:34] Kirishima**
Well, nothing beats that.
**[09:43] Thug 1**
Check that out. Kirishima's
got some brat with him.
**[09:48] Thug 2**
If we can use the kid,
we might be able to kill him.
**[09:54] Kirishima**
*God, they suck at following me.*
**[09:57] Kirishima**
*Talk about annoying.*
**[10:00] Kirishima**
*Should I take care of 'em?*
**[10:04] Kirishima**
* But doing that in front of*
* the little lady would be, uh...*
**[10:13] Kirishima**
Little lady. Hey, little lady.
**[10:19] Kirishima**
Let's play red light, green light.
**[10:21] Yaeka**
Huh?
**[10:23] Kirishima**
A couple of my buddies
are hiding back there.
**[10:26] Kirishima**
They're too shy to come out on
their own, so I'll bring them over.
**[10:29] Kirishima**
We'll start when we get
to that electrical pole.
**[10:32] Kirishima**
I'll need you to start.
**[10:36] Yaeka**
Mm.
**[10:43] Kirishima**
Yup, just a little bit more.
**[10:46] Yaeka**
Red light...
**[10:48] Thugs**
Kirishima?!
**[10:53] Yaeka**
Green light!
**[10:58] Kirishima**
Welp, looks like I win.
**[11:08] Sfx**
Glare...
**[11:09] Yaeka**
You liar.
**[11:11] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[11:13] Yaeka**
There's no one else here.
**[11:16] Kirishima**
Aw, you've got it all wrong.
**[11:19] Kirishima**
They were just too embarrassed,
so they went home.
**[11:22] Yaeka**
Liar.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[11:35] Kirishima**
Little lady, ready to go to school?
**[11:40] Kirishima**
What's got you all freaked out?
**[11:42] Kirishima**
Is there a bug—
**[11:43] Yaeka**
No!
**[11:45] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[11:46] Yaeka**
You can't come in!
**[11:49] Kirishima**
Little lady...
**[11:53] Kirishima**
You forgot your school bag.
**[11:57] Sfx**
Pout...
**[11:59] Kirishima**
Don't worry about it, little lady.
Everyone messes up once in a while.
**[12:06] Kanami**
Morning, Yae-chan.
***SIGN*** Yaeka's Aunt
Kurosaki Kanami (33 years old)
**[12:08] Kanami**
Are you heading to school?
**[12:11] Kirishima**
Kanami-san. What brings you here today?
**[12:13] Kanami**
I brought Yae-chan a little gift.
Eat it when you get home, okay?
**[12:17] Yaeka**
Okay.
**[12:18] Kirishima**
Is the shop closed today?
**[12:19] Kanami**
We're opening at noon today.
**[12:24] Kirishima**
Why don't we head to school?
**[12:28] Kirishima**
What's wrong, little lady?
**[12:31] Kirishima**
Kanami-san, I'll be right back.
**[12:35] Kirishima**
Little lady!
**[12:38] Kanami**
I wanted to see how your adventures
in babysitting were going,
**[12:41] Kanami**
but Yae-chan seemed down.
**[12:44] Kanami**
Did something happen?
**[12:46] Kirishima**
I don't think anything happened in particular.
**[12:49] Sugihara**
Isn't the little lady usually like that?
**[12:53] Kanami**
Of course not.
**[12:55] Kanami**
She just doesn't usually
show how she's feeling.
**[12:58] Kirishima**
Well, I guess she did yell at me to
not come into her room this morning.
**[13:04] Kanami**
What? Yae-chan said that?
**[13:07] Sugihara**
Were you spying on her while
she was changing or something?
**[13:10] Kirishima**
Whoops. My hand slipped.
**[13:12] Sugihara**
That's hot!
**[13:14] Kirishima**
By the way, Kanami-san, you brought
the little lady a gift, didn't you?
**[13:16] Sugihara**
Actually, it's not hot,
but you shouldn't do that!
**[13:19] Kanami**
Y-Yeah.
**[13:22] Kanami**
This.
**[13:23] Kirishima**
Ooh, those are some
good-looking rolled omelets.
**[13:28] Kanami**
Yae-chan loves them, so I thought
they'd make her happy.
**[13:32] Kanami**
I wonder what's going on with her.
**[13:46] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san? Where are you going?
**[13:59] Kanami**
What's that?
**[14:00] Kirishima**
The little lady hid it this morning.
**[14:02] Sign**
To our parents and guardians
***SIGN*** Fuyutsuki Elementary School
Principal
**[14:02] Sign**
Open House Announcement
**[14:02] Sign**
I hope this letter finds you in good health. Thank you for all of the help
and cooperation you've given Fuyutsuki Elementary School.
We will be hosting an open house on the date and time listed below.
We realize this may cause some inconvenience, but we do hope to see you at our school.
***SIGN*** ... starting at 1:40 PM
**[14:04] Kirishima**
Well, this is, uh...
**[14:05] Kanami**
That's this afternoon.
**[14:08] Kirishima**
Considering she hid it, I don't
think she just forgot about it.
**[14:13] Kanami**
I'm pretty sure it's not that
she doesn't want you to come.
**[14:16] Kirishima**
What do you mean?
**[14:17] Kanami**
She showed me one of these before,
but I couldn't take the day off.
**[14:24] Kanami**
She didn't complain,
but I remember her looking really sad.
**[14:30] Kirishima**
I see.
**[14:31] Kirishima**
So the little lady was briefly happy this
morning because she thought you were off.
**[14:37] Kanami**
Oh, I'm so sorry, Yae-chan!
**[14:40] Kanami**
Well, now we know why she's sad,
**[14:44] Kanami**
but why was she so desperate
to hide that from you?
**[14:48] Kirishima**
Probably because to the little lady,
I'm actually a stranger.
**[14:53] Kirishima**
Open houses like this are
for you or the boss to go to,
**[14:57] Kirishima**
because you're her family.
**[15:00] Kirishima**
But her family can't go.
**[15:04] Kirishima**
Since she figured that out,
she didn't say anything.
**[15:07] Sign**
Is dying to go, but can't...
**[15:08] Kirishima**
Though... I'm sure it would
cause problems if he *did* go.
**[15:12] Kanami**
Yeah...
**[15:15] Kirishima**
Now, then... How am I gonna cheer
the little lady up when she gets home?
**[15:19] Kanami**
Toru-kun!
**[15:25] Kirishima**
Uh...
**[15:30] Teacher**
Today, for our drawing class,
why don't we draw our favorite plants?
***SIGN*** "Favorite Plants"
**[15:34] Kids**
Okay!
**[15:35] Girl 1**
Is your mommy here?
**[15:37] Girl 2**
She is!
**[15:39] Teacher**
Make sure you still do your best in class,
even with your moms and dads here.
**[15:43] Kids**
Okay!
**[15:46] Sakuragi**
*Listen carefully, Yaeka.*
**[15:48] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
There's a good chance I won't be
able to grant most of your wishes.
**[15:54] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
But that doesn't mean you
can't have those wishes.
**[15:59] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
You don't have to hold yourself back.
**[16:10] Teacher**
Parents and guardians, please
feel free to come take a look.
**[16:14] Girl 2**
Look, Mommy!
**[16:16] Mother 1**
What did you draw?
**[16:18] Boy 1**
Mama, look at this!
**[16:21] Mother 2**
That's lovely.
**[16:27] Child mob**
Mama!
**[16:29] Child mob**
Mommy!
**[16:37] Kirishima**
That's very good.
**[16:42] Kirishima**
Is that a cherry tree?
**[16:46] Yaeka**
Kiri...shima?
**[16:53] Kirishima**
That's the flower on the boss's back.
**[16:56] Kirishima**
It's one of my favorites, too.
**[17:01] Kirishima**
*Aw, she hid?*
**[17:03] Mother 1**
What a handsome father.
**[17:05] Mother 2**
Aw, she's embarrassed. How cute.
**[17:07] Kirishima**
*Honestly, I'm the one who wants to hide.*
**[17:10] Kirishima**
*I'm so friggin' embarrassed right now.*
**[17:12] Kirishima**
Little la—
**[17:14] Kirishima**
Yaeka-chan?
**[17:19] Yaeka**
You're so weird.
**[17:22] Girl 1**
Is this your daddy, Yae-chan?
**[17:25] Yaeka**
No.
**[17:27] Yaeka**
My daddy's way more handsome.
**[17:30] Mother 1**
Sounds complicated.
**[17:31] Mother 2**
Is that her stepdad?
**[17:32] Kirishima**
No, that's not... I mean, it's
complicated, but that's not it...
**[17:36] Kirishima**
Give me a break, little lady...
**[17:47] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[17:49] Kirishima**
What's the matter? Why are you just
standing in front of the boss's room?
**[17:54] Kirishima**
Are you going to give him
your drawing as a present?
**[17:58] Yaeka**
Mm.
**[18:01] Yaeka**
But I don't know what to do.
**[18:05] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[18:07] Yaeka**
I don't know if it'll make Daddy happy.
**[18:14] Kirishima**
Down we go.
**[18:17] Kirishima**
It's always pretty scary wondering if
something you do will make someone happy.
**[18:25] Kirishima**
I felt the same way at that open house.
**[18:28] Yaeka**
Huh?
**[18:29] Kirishima**
I was wondering if you'd
be happy I showed up.
**[18:33] Kirishima**
I didn't know what I'd do if it didn't go well.
**[18:37] Kirishima**
I was nervous,
**[18:39] Kirishima**
but now you're talking to me,
so I'm glad I went.
**[18:46] Kirishima**
So I'm sure the fact that you want
to make the boss happy
**[18:50] Kirishima**
will get through to him.
**[18:52] Yaeka**
Kirishima...
**[19:03] Yaeka**
I'm going to give this to Daddy.
**[19:17] Yaeka**
I drew that in art class.
You can have it, Daddy.
**[19:23] Yaeka**
I like cherry blossoms
because it's in our name, too,
**[19:26] Yaeka**
so I drew this because
I wanted you to see it.
**[19:32] Sakuragi**
You did a great job.
**[19:37] Sakuragi**
Thanks for this, Yaeka.
**[19:42] Yaeka**
Yup.
**[19:46] Kirishima**
*Well, that wasn't like me at all.*
**[19:51] (Flashback) Kanami**
You should go to the open house, Toru-kun!
**[19:54] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Huh?
**[19:56] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Why would a stranger like me go?
**[19:58] (Flashback) Kanami**
I know you just got put
in charge of caring for her,
**[20:01] (Flashback) Kanami**
so you might still feel like strangers...
**[20:04] (Flashback) Kanami**
But just like you just found out
what her favorite food is,
**[20:07] (Flashback) Kanami**
you two can keep finding out things
you don't know about each other.
**[20:13] (Flashback) Kanami**
I firmly believe that family
isn't always bound by blood.
**[20:18] (Flashback) Kanami**
Which means that someday,
**[20:20] (Flashback) Kanami**
you'll be able to be part
of Yae-chan's family, too.
**[20:27] Kirishima**
That's definitely gonna
be easier said than done.
**[20:31] Yaeka**
Are you still here?
**[20:37] Kirishima**
What can I do for you?
**[20:40] Yaeka**
Kirishima, I was happy that
you came to my open house.
**[20:45] Yaeka**
Thank you.
**[20:49] Kirishima**
Sure. You're very welcome.
**[21:23] Sign**
Sakuragi Miyuki-sama
**[23:14] Mashiro**
The Demon of the Sakuragi Family.
**[23:17] Mashiro**
The Yakuza Slayer.
**[23:23] Mashiro**
I wonder what side of Kirishima-kun
I'll be able to encounter next.
***SIGN*** Next Time: A Kind Person
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
# E2 - A Kind Person
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN8PW8/a-kind-person)
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**[00:00] Students**
Good morning!
**[00:03] Girl 1**
Look! My mommy made this for me!
**[00:06] Girl 2**
So cute! Aw, I'm jealous.
**[00:08] Girl 3**
Maybe I'll ask my mommy to make me one, too.
**[00:10] Girl 1**
You totally should!
**[00:13] Girl 1**
Hey, see this part with the bunny?
I made it with my mommy, too.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[01:53] Sign**
Sakuragi Family
***SIGN*** Episode 2: A Kind Person
**[01:55] Sugihara**
K-Kirishima-san,
do I really have to do this?
**[02:01] Kirishima**
I hate being toyed with. Hurry it up.
**[02:05] Kirishima**
You want this to be over
with, too, don't you?
**[02:08] Sugihara**
But—
**[02:11] Sugihara**
It's... It's gonna shoot out
on the next one for sure!
**[02:16] Sugihara**
Hey, stop that! Don't point it at me!
**[02:18] Sugihara**
That's not how this game works!
**[02:20] Kirishima**
Whatever, just hurry up. C'mon.
**[02:25] Takeuchi**
Pardon me!
**[02:29] Kirishima**
What?
**[02:35] Takeuchi**
The boss is looking for you.
**[02:41] Sakuragi**
I'm thinking about
visiting Miyuki next week,
**[02:45] Sakuragi**
but there's something that's bothering me.
**[02:49] Kirishima**
Bothering you?
**[02:50] Sakuragi**
Sounds like there's some trash causing
trouble around the hospital lately.
**[02:55] Sakuragi**
My intel says they're claiming to
be members of the Sakuragi Family
**[02:57] Sakuragi**
and doing whatever the hell they want.
**[03:00] Sugihara**
They've got some nerve
doing that on our turf.
**[03:04] Kirishima**
Sounds like something some
stupid brat would think of doing.
**[03:08] Sakuragi**
On top of all that, they're introducing
themselves as Kirishima and Sugihara.
**[03:13] Sugihara**
Huh?!
**[03:14] Kirishima**
You can't be serious...
**[03:16] Sakuragi**
I really hate having to deal
with something so stupid,
**[03:20] Sakuragi**
but I hate that they're dragging our
name through the dirt even more.
**[03:24] Sakuragi**
You get what I'm saying?
**[03:27] Kirishima and Sugihara**
Of course.
**[03:31] Sign**
Izakaya
**[03:31] Ad guy**
Kirishima and Sugihara
from the Sakuragi Family?
**[03:35] Ad guy**
Oh, they're the worst.
**[03:37] Ad guy**
They trash the place, eat and drink
all they want, and leave without paying.
**[03:41] Hostess**
Kirishima?
**[03:42] Hostess**
Ugh, he's the worst.
**[03:44] Hostess**
He totally grabbed my boob.
**[03:47] Hostess**
And Sugihara touched my ass.
**[03:53] Takeuchi**
Sugihara-san, the phonies
are famous thugs around here.
**[03:57] Takeuchi**
They have some kind of connection
with another family.
**[04:00] Sugihara**
Got it.
**[04:00] Sign**
Udon & Soba
**[04:03] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san.
**[04:04] Sugihara**
Sounds like our phonies are amateurs
hired by some other family.
**[04:10] Kirishima**
A family that's got it out for me, huh?
**[04:13] Kirishima**
Well, that brings up way
too many possibilities.
**[04:16] Kirishima**
Anyway, let's find these
fakes and kill 'em.
**[04:19] Sugihara**
It doesn't sound like a joke
when you say it, Kirishima-san.
**[04:23] Sign**
Mi-chan and Rabi-kun
**[04:26] Kanami**
Oh? Are you by yourself, Yae-chan?
**[04:28] Yaeka**
Mm.
**[04:30] Kanami**
I see. I wanted to give this to Toru-kun.
**[04:36] Sign**
Fireworks Festival
**[04:36] Sign**
3,000 fireworks to be launched
**[04:36] Sign**
Plus tons of exciting food stalls and games!
**[04:46] Sugihara**
Wow, they've got all kinds of food stalls.
**[04:48] Sugihara**
But should we really be here, instead
of working on finding our phonies?
**[04:55] Kirishima**
Yeah...
**[04:58] Sugihara**
L-Little lady!
**[05:07] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Ah, this is the annual fireworks festival.
**[05:11] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Um...
**[05:13] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Kirishima, are you busy that day?
**[05:18] Kirishima**
*She's trying to ask me to go.*
**[05:27] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Nope. Let's go together.
**[05:30] BG mob**
Come one, come all!
**[05:32] BG mob**
Come on by!
**[05:32] Kirishima**
The little lady asked us to go with her.
I'm sure the boss would okay it.
**[05:36] Sugihara**
You just wanted to get out of work.
**[05:39] Kirishima**
Is anything catching your eye, little lady?
**[05:44] Yaeka**
That.
**[05:45] Sign**
Target Shooting
**[05:49] Sign**
Yakisoba
**[05:49] Kirishima**
Ah, the rabbit plushie?
**[05:52] Yaeka**
Mm. That's Rabi-kun.
**[05:54] Kirishima**
You got it. Let's try
to get Chibi-kun for you.
**[05:59] Yaeka**
It's Rabi-kun.
**[06:04] Kirishima**
If you miss, I'll use your head
for target practice.
**[06:07] Kirishima**
You got this, Sugihara.
**[06:11] Sugihara**
None of that sounds like a joke!
**[06:14] Sugihara**
*That plushie is pretty big, though...*
**[06:18] Sugihara**
*I can probably get it with three shots.*
**[06:26] Sugihara**
It didn't even flinch!
**[06:28] Kirishima**
The hell are you doing?
You that eager to die?
**[06:31] Sugihara**
Of course not!
**[06:33] Sugihara**
You do it, then, Kirishima-san!
**[06:36] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
*You fool. It's never going to fall.*
**[06:39] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
*I made damn sure that plushie won't budge.*
**[06:42] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
*Have fun fattening my wallet.*
**[06:44] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
Ow!
**[06:45] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
Hey, wait! Ow! Stop that!
**[06:48] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
Dude, hey! Quit it!
**[06:51] Kirishima**
Oh, my bad. I can't seem to get my aim right.
**[06:54] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
Listen, asshole!
**[06:55] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
Keep messing around and you're
gonna be in a world of hur—
**[07:01] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
A tattoo of a black chain on your wrist...
**[07:05] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
Wait, are you...
**[07:08] Kirishima**
You bumped into that shelf over there,
and all kinds of prizes fell down.
**[07:13] Kirishima**
Does Lucky-kun there have roots
growin' out of his ass or what?
**[07:16] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
U-Um...
**[07:19] Yaeka**
It's *Rabi*-kun!
**[07:23] Kirishima**
Hey, bud.
**[07:26] Kirishima**
You try to pull this crap on our turf...
**[07:31] Kirishima**
and *you're* gonna be in a world of hurt.
**[08:03] Sugihara**
That's awesome!
**[08:05] Yaeka**
It's so pretty...
**[08:14] Yaeka**
Do you think...
**[08:16] Yaeka**
we can come next year, too?
**[08:24] Kirishima and Sugihara**
Of course.
**[08:36] Kirishima**
Let's come back together next year.
**[08:52] Sugihara**
'Sup, Takeuchi?
**[08:55] Sugihara**
Got it.
**[08:57] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san.
**[09:02] Kirishima**
We're home, little lady.
**[09:06] Kirishima**
If you'll excuse me, I've got an errand to run.
**[09:12] Kirishima**
Little lady, make sure you go to bed early.
**[09:26] Fake Kirishima**
Hurry up and bring more booze, damn it!
**[09:30] Hostess 3**
Please, you're disturbing our other guests!
**[09:33] Fake Sugihara**
We're Kirishima and Sugihara
from the Sakuragi Family!
**[09:38] Fake Kirishima**
Looks like you don't know
what'll happen if you defy us—
**[09:42] Kirishima**
Hey.
**[09:42] Fake Kirishima**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[09:44] Kirishima**
You the famous Kirishima
from the Sakuragi Family?
**[09:46] Fake Kirishima**
Wha... Who the hell are you?
**[09:56] Kirishima**
Funny, I happen to be Kirishima
from the Sakuragi Family, too.
**[10:01] Kirishima**
Why don't we have a quick
little chat outside?
**[10:03] Fake Kirishima**
S-Sure...
**[10:04] Kirishima**
Oh, yeah. We shouldn't let this go to waste.
**[10:07] Kirishima**
Make sure you drink it all
to the very last drop.
**[10:10] Kirishima**
Go on!
**[10:12] Sugihara**
Y'know, you're lucky you chose me.
**[10:25] Fake Kirishima**
Please stop... Spare me.
**[10:27] Fake Kirishima**
Please forgive me!
**[10:34] Fake Kirishima**
Y-You're a demon...
**[10:36] Kirishima**
* I wonder if the little lady*
* is in bed right about now.*
**[10:40] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[10:45] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san, you really
shouldn't go overboard... huh?
**[10:50] Sugihara**
Where'd the guy go?
**[10:51] Kirishima**
He ran off crying.
**[10:53] Sugihara**
Huh?!
**[10:54] Sugihara**
You actually let him go? *You*?!
**[10:58] Kirishima**
Please excuse us.
**[11:01] Kirishima**
Boss, we took care of the job.
**[11:04] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[11:06] Kirishima**
Little lady!
**[11:08] Sakuragi**
She was waiting for you to get back.
**[11:11] Kirishima**
What?
**[11:12] Sakuragi**
She wanted to welcome you home herself.
**[11:17] Kirishima**
*Ah, I see...*
**[11:21] Kirishima**
*If I'm entering the little lady's life,*
**[11:24] Kirishima**
*that means she's entering mine, too.*
**[11:30] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[11:33] Kirishima**
I'm back now.
**[11:46] Kirishima**
When was the last time I pinky
swore with someone, anyway?
**[11:54] Kirishima**
It's sorta nice having something
to look forward to.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[12:11] Girl 3**
Look! I had my mommy make me one, too!
**[12:15] Girls**
That's so cute!
**[12:16] Girls**
No fair...
**[12:27] Kirishima**
Little lady, is something the matter?
**[12:29] Yaeka**
Huh?
**[12:30] Kirishima**
Something on your mind?
**[12:37] Yaeka**
Do you like chocolate?
**[12:39] Kirishima**
Chocolate?
**[12:40] Yaeka**
You didn't eat all of the
chocolate chip cookies,
**[12:42] Yaeka**
so I thought maybe you
didn't like chocolate.
**[12:45] Yaeka**
But you're eating them now,
**[12:47] Yaeka**
so maybe you just eat
your favorite things last.
**[12:52] Kirishima**
You're exactly right.
**[12:55] Kirishima**
*I wasn't even thinking about it.*
**[12:58] Yaeka**
Kirishima...
**[13:00] Yaeka**
eats his favorite things last.
**[13:05] Yaeka**
Hey.
**[13:07] Yaeka**
What's your mom like?
**[13:12] Kirishima**
Well... She was really kind.
**[13:18] Kirishima**
Little lady?
**[13:19] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[13:21] Yaeka**
Are the cookies good?
**[13:23] Kirishima**
Huh? Er, yes, they are.
**[13:39] Sakuragi**
Yaeka seems worried about her mother?
**[13:43] Kirishima**
She didn't come out and say it,
but that's what it seemed like.
**[13:47] Sugihara**
Has the little lady seen her
mother in her current state?
**[13:53] Sakuragi**
We occasionally visited her up until
Yaeka was about three years old.
**[13:57] Sign**
Sakuragi Miyuki-sama
**[14:01] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Mama's still not awake...
**[14:08] (Flashback) Yaeka**
She's always asleep...
**[14:11] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Papa... What's wrong with Mama?
**[14:15] Sakuragi**
Yaeka would cry every time
she saw Miyuki lying still.
**[14:20] Sakuragi**
That's why I stopped taking her on visits.
**[14:25] Kirishima**
That's also around when you
started having Kanami-san
**[14:27] Kirishima**
take care of the little lady, too.
**[14:29] Sakuragi**
Yeah.
**[14:30] Kirishima**
You're gonna go see the missus
the day after tomorrow, right?
**[14:34] Kirishima**
Is the little lady going with you?
**[14:38] Sakuragi**
Yaeka has grown up quite a bit.
**[14:41] Sakuragi**
I'm told Miyuki's condition
hasn't changed...
**[14:44] Sakuragi**
But maybe she should at least see her.
**[14:49] Sakuragi**
Yaeka.
**[14:50] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[14:55] Yaeka**
No... I don't wanna go.
**[14:59] Yaeka**
Because... Because...
**[15:02] Yaeka**
*That* Mommy's always asleep...
**[15:06] Yaeka**
and I don't know her at all!
**[15:09] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[15:11] Sugihara**
Boss...
**[15:12] Sakuragi**
Don't worry about me.
**[15:16] Sakuragi**
I can't let Yaeka suffer over Miyuki.
**[15:21] Sakuragi**
And yet, I...
**[15:35] Kirishima**
Little lady...
**[15:36] Yaeka**
I'm not going.
**[15:37] Yaeka**
Daddy looks so lonely when he sees Mommy,
**[15:42] Yaeka**
but Mommy still won't wake up.
**[15:53] Kirishima**
Little lady, do you mind
if I tell you a little story?
**[15:58] Kirishima**
It's about your mother,
who loves you very much.
**[16:04] Yaeka**
Mommy...
**[16:07] Yaeka**
hates me.
**[16:13] Yaeka**
No matter how much I talk
to her or hold her hand,
**[16:16] Yaeka**
she doesn't answer me or hold my hand back.
**[16:21] Yaeka**
So she can't be my real mommy...
**[16:26] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[16:30] Kirishima**
Your dad's really strong and kind, isn't he?
**[16:36] Kirishima**
Your mom's even stronger and kinder.
**[16:41] Kirishima**
If a perfect couple like that was around,
anything would be possible.
**[16:47] Kirishima**
And that's why...
**[16:49] Kirishima**
God cast a cruel spell on your mother.
**[16:55] Kirishima**
This spell is very scary,
painful, and lonely...
**[17:01] Kirishima**
And the only way to make
it better is to let God win.
**[17:06] Kirishima**
But still, your mom refused to give up.
**[17:09] Kirishima**
Do you know why that is?
**[17:13] Kirishima**
It's because she loves you very much.
**[17:18] Kirishima**
No matter how much she suffers...
Even if she may never be able to wake up...
**[17:24] Kirishima**
That doesn't matter to her.
**[17:27] Kirishima**
All she wants...
**[17:28] Kirishima**
is to smile and live with the daughter
she loves so very much,
**[17:31] Kirishima**
so she chose to defy God
to make that wish come true.
**[17:36] Kirishima**
Your mother continues to fight in her dreams.
**[17:40] Kirishima**
So why don't we go
**[17:42] Kirishima**
and support your mother together?
**[17:47] Yaeka**
I can't... Kirishima...
**[17:51] Yaeka**
Mommy's working so hard...
and I said something so mean...
**[17:59] Kirishima**
Don't you worry.
**[18:01] Kirishima**
Your mom will forgive you
because you came to see her,
**[18:06] Kirishima**
and most importantly, she'll be happy.
**[18:15] Yaeka**
Really?
**[18:18] Kirishima**
Of course.
**[18:21] Kirishima**
Let's go together.
**[18:29] Yaeka**
Daddy, I'm sorry!
**[18:32] Yaeka**
I... I wanna go see Mommy!
**[18:36] Yaeka**
I wanna see her lots and lots!
**[18:39] Yaeka**
I wanna apologize to Mommy...
**[18:41] Yaeka**
I... I...
**[18:49] Sakuragi**
Yaeka.
**[18:56] Sakuragi**
You look just like your mother
when you smile.
**[19:00] Sakuragi**
Your existence is enough to
make me and your mother happy.
**[19:05] Sakuragi**
Make sure she gets a good
look at your face, all right?
**[19:10] Yaeka**
Okay.
**[19:16] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Toru-kun.
**[19:19] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Take care of Yaeka and Kazuhiko-san for me.
**[19:22] (Flashback) Miyuki**
They both get lonely so easily.
**[19:36] Kirishima**
*Little lady...*
**[19:38] Kirishima**
*Your mother truly is strong.*
**[19:43] Kirishima**
How long are you gonna keep bawling?
**[19:47] Sugihara**
Gimme a break!
**[19:50] Kirishima**
Well...
**[19:52] Kirishima**
Goodnight, little lady.
**[19:55] Yaeka**
How come you're so nice, Kirishima?
**[19:59] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[20:00] Yaeka**
And why are you so surprised now?
**[20:03] Kirishima**
Oh, er... Well, no one's ever
said I was nice, is all.
**[20:06] Yaeka**
No way. I'm sure someone's
told you that before.
**[20:09] Kirishima**
Nope, never.
**[20:12] Yaeka**
Then what *do* people say about you?
**[20:14] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[20:20] Kirishima**
Usually, they call me
"demon"... stuff like that.
**[20:24] Yaeka**
Demon?
**[20:25] Kirishima**
It's what they call a bad guy who
does stuff people hate for fun,
**[20:28] Kirishima**
and causes lots of problems.
**[20:30] Kirishima**
C'mon, just look at my evil face.
**[20:33] Sfx**
Glare...
**[20:34] Yaeka**
Why are you lying to me?
**[20:37] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[20:38] Yaeka**
You came to my open house,
**[20:41] Yaeka**
and helped me give Daddy my drawing.
**[20:45] Yaeka**
You took me to the fireworks
festival, and just now...
**[20:49] Yaeka**
Everything you've done has been super nice.
**[20:55] Yaeka**
I want to be a kind person like you.
**[21:02] Yaeka**
Just like you...
**[21:08] Kirishima**
You can't be like me, little lady.
**[21:10] Yaeka**
Wh... Why are you laughing?
**[21:13] Kirishima**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[21:15] Kirishima**
But if you ended up like me,
your dad would keel over.
**[21:21] Kirishima**
Don't you worry.
**[21:24] Kirishima**
You're gonna end up being way kinder
and stronger than I ever could be.
**[21:30] Yaeka**
Yeah!
**[21:49] Kirishima**
The little lady sure was chatty today.
***SIGN*** To Mommy
**[22:00] Kirishima**
* This was all just supposed*
* to be part of the job...*
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Next Time: A Visit and a Reunion
# E3 - A Visit and a Reunion
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV8MXK/a-visit-and-a-reunion)
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**[00:03] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Your mother continues to fight in her dreams.
**[00:08] (Flashback) Kirishima**
So why don't we go
**[00:10] (Flashback) Kirishima**
and support your mother together?
**[00:15] (Flashback) Yaeka**
I can't... Kirishima...
**[00:19] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Mommy's working so hard...
and I said something so mean...
**[00:26] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Don't you worry.
**[00:29] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Your mom will forgive you
because you came to see her,
**[00:34] (Flashback) Kirishima**
and most importantly, she'll be happy.
**[00:43] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Really?
**[00:45] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Of course.
**[00:48] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Let's go together.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Episode 3: A Visit and a Reunion
**[02:28] Kirishima**
Okay, I've got our gift ready.
**[02:31] Kirishima**
All that's left is...
**[02:34] Kirishima**
You got everything, little lady?
**[02:37] Yaeka**
Yeah. I'm ready.
***SIGN*** Fuyutsuki General Hospital
**[02:55] Kanami**
Onee-chan, Yae-chan's here with
some other visitors to see you.
**[03:07] Yaeka**
Mommy...
**[03:13] Yaeka**
I'm sorry I didn't come visit sooner
when you've been fighting so hard.
**[03:20] Yaeka**
I'm sorry I said I didn't know you.
**[03:24] Yaeka**
I want to know more about you,
**[03:28] Yaeka**
so when you win against God,
talk to me lots, okay?
**[03:33] Yaeka**
I'll tell you lots of stuff
you don't know, too, okay?
**[03:40] Yaeka**
So please don't lose, Mommy.
**[03:47] Kanami**
Nii-san, Yaeka's grown up so much...
**[03:51] Sakuragi**
Yeah...
**[03:52] Kirishima**
* The guardians are gonna*
* burst into tears at any second.*
**[03:56] Yaeka**
Kirishima, the gift.
**[03:58] Kirishima**
Oh, right. Of course.
**[04:01] Kirishima**
By the way, what did you draw?
**[04:04] Yaeka**
I wanna make sure we can
always cheer her on...
***SIGN*** To Mommy
**[04:08] Yaeka**
so I drew a picture of all of us.
**[04:13] Kirishima**
Now your mom won't be lonely.
**[04:16] Yaeka**
Yeah.
**[04:18] Sfx**
Grumble
**[04:20] Kirishima**
Oh?
**[04:23] Kanami**
I guess it *is* almost lunchtime, huh?
**[04:25] Kanami**
Why don't you go buy something
at the hospital store?
**[04:28] Kirishima**
Let's do that.
**[04:31] Kanami**
Looks like Yae-chan's really getting
used to being around Toru-kun.
***SIGN*** To Mommy
**[04:36] Sakuragi**
Yeah.
**[04:38] Kanami**
She's so much more talkative,
and her expression seems more relaxed.
**[04:47] Miyuki**
*You know, honey...*
**[04:50] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Yaeka really does look like you.
**[04:53] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Where'd that come from?
**[04:54] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Well, just look.
**[04:56] (Flashback) Miyuki**
She's clearly annoyed about something.
**[04:56] Sign**
Glare...
**[04:58] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Her dissatisfied expression
looks just like yours.
**[05:02] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Her dissatisfied expression?
**[05:05] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
It looks like mine?
**[05:07] (Flashback) Miyuki**
See? It's that exact face!
You have the same expression.
**[05:13] (Flashback) Miyuki**
How our little one will grow...
**[05:16] (Flashback) Miyuki**
What we're going to do together with her...
**[05:21] Miyuki**
* The future is filled with*
* things to look forward to.*
**[05:25] Sakuragi**
Yaeka's seven now.
**[05:28] Sakuragi**
It took us this long to show
you how much she's grown.
**[05:34] Sakuragi**
As pathetic as it is, the truth is that
**[05:36] Sakuragi**
I haven't been able to be a
proper father to her on my own.
**[05:40] Sakuragi**
It took a lot of help from a lot
of people for me to come this far.
**[05:45] Sakuragi**
I had no idea that supporting
my only daughter would be harder
**[05:48] Sakuragi**
than bringing my yakuza family together.
**[05:59] Sakuragi**
I'm sure you would've just
been able to smile and laugh
**[06:03] Sakuragi**
through everything I had a hard time with.
**[06:09] Kanami**
I'm sure Onee-chan would
be shocked to learn that
**[06:12] Kanami**
Toru-kun's looking after Yae-chan.
**[06:15] Kanami**
Oh, yeah.
**[06:16] Kanami**
I saw a familiar face in
the waiting room earlier.
***SIGN*** Store
**[06:25] Koki**
No! Buy me this, too!
**[06:25] Sfx left**
Flinch
**[06:25] Sfx right**
Yikes...
**[06:27] Aoi**
Shut up! Quit your yellin'!
We're in the damn hospital!
**[06:30] Koki**
You're so stingy, Dad.
**[06:30] Sign**
Potato Chips
**[06:30] Sign**
Lightly Salted
**[06:31] Kirishima**
Whoever that is, he sure is loud.
**[06:33] Aoi**
Huh? Did you forget our promise?!
**[06:35] Kanami**
He looks different from when
he was working in the family,
**[06:38] Kanami**
but he seemed well.
**[06:39] Kanami**
It was Aoi-kun.
**[06:41] Aoi**
I told you, you're only getting one today!
**[06:43] Koki**
What?!
**[06:46] Kirishima**
Ah...
**[06:48] Kirishima**
Aoi-san.
**[06:50] Aoi**
Is that... Toru?
**[06:53] Kirishima**
Heya.
***SIGN*** Waiting Room
**[06:55] Aoi**
I ran into Kanami-chan,
**[06:57] Aoi**
but I never expected to see you here.
**[07:00] Kirishima**
What brings you to the hospital, Aoi-san?
**[07:02] Aoi**
Getting my kids vaccinated.
**[07:05] Aoi**
We're waiting on the younger one right now.
**[07:07] Aoi**
But you've sure gotten big, little lady!
**[07:10] Aoi**
She's adorable. Nothin' like the boss.
**[07:14] Kirishima**
*He said the exact same thing I did.*
**[07:16] Yaeka**
Who's that, Kirishima?
**[07:19] Kirishima**
You probably don't remember him, huh?
**[07:22] Kirishima**
This is Aoi Toichiro-san.
**[07:24] Kirishima**
He used to be in our family.
He supported your father.
**[07:27] Aoi**
Now I'm just a plain ol' dad.
**[07:31] Aoi**
By the way, I hear you're in charge
of lookin' after the little lady.
**[07:34] Kirishima**
Well... yeah.
**[07:37] Aoi**
Huh? You, the little brat who
couldn't even make tea right?
**[07:42] Kirishima**
*So obnoxious.*
**[07:50] Koki**
I'm Aoi Koki. I'm six.
**[07:53] Yaeka**
I'm Sakuragi Yaeka. I'm seven.
**[07:59] Kirishima**
I guess your son's a year
younger than the little lady.
**[08:02] Aoi**
There are no kids his age where we live,
so hopefully they can get along.
**[08:09] Koki**
I'll give you this if you go on
a date with me sometime.
**[08:12] Yaeka**
I don't want it.
**[08:13] Aoi**
Hey! That's *not* what I meant by "get along"!
**[08:17] Kirishima**
Just how are you raising that kid?
**[08:20] Aoi**
Well, anyway...
**[08:22] Aoi**
I'm honestly glad you grew enough
to fill the hole that I left behind.
**[08:28] Kirishima**
Thanks.
**[08:30] Aoi**
How's the boss doin'?
**[08:32] Kirishima**
He's still the doting father.
**[08:35] Aoi**
He's been like that since the little
lady was born, pretty much.
**[08:40] Aoi**
I caused him all kinds of trouble,
**[08:43] Aoi**
and I don't think I've managed
to properly thank him yet.
**[08:50] Koki**
Maybe I should've offered this one.
**[08:52] Aoi**
Damn, dude. Quit tryin' to hit on her.
**[08:56] Yaeka**
Kirishima.
**[08:58] Kirishima**
Yes?
**[08:59] Yaeka**
Did he fight with Daddy?
**[09:02] Yaeka**
He used to be at my house,
but he's not anymore, right?
**[09:07] Kirishima**
They get along very well, actually.
**[09:10] Kirishima**
It's just that Aoi-san...
**[09:13] Kirishima**
ended up with something more important
for him to protect than your father.
**[09:19] Kirishima**
If he hadn't left your father's side,
**[09:22] Kirishima**
he wouldn't have been
able to keep them safe.
**[09:27] Kirishima**
That's why Aoi-san left our family.
**[09:31] Yaeka**
Can't he make up with Daddy?
**[09:35] Kirishima**
Of course he can.
**[09:38] Kirishima**
Your father's not actually mad at Aoi-san,
**[09:42] Kirishima**
and Aoi-san also loves your father.
**[09:47] Yaeka**
I see...
**[09:48] Yaeka**
That's good.
**[09:51] Sign**
Today
**[09:51] Sign**
We finished the paperwork,
but it'll still be a while...
**[09:51] Sign**
Got it. I'll kill some time with Koki somewhere.
**[09:51] Sign**
Thanks! I'll let you know when we're done.
**[09:51] Sign**
Roger!
**[09:51] Sign**
All finished!
**[09:53] Aoi**
Let's go, Koki.
**[09:57] Kirishima**
Take care.
**[09:59] Aoi**
Do your best as her babysitter
so the boss doesn't kill you.
**[10:04] Kirishima**
You don't need to scare me like that.
**[10:09] Aoi**
Take care, little lady.
**[10:11] Yaeka**
Daddy's not mad,
**[10:14] Yaeka**
so you two can be friends again.
**[10:17] Kirishima**
Little lady...
**[10:21] Koki**
Dad, are you crying?
**[10:23] Aoi**
No, I'm not.
**[10:25] Kirishima**
*Ah, he probably cries a lot more nowadays.*
**[10:30] Aoi**
Thanks, little lady.
**[10:33] Aoi**
Tell your dad I'll come by with a gift soon.
**[10:38] Yaeka**
Okay.
**[10:40] Aoi**
Since you cheered me up, I'll tell you
something embarrassing about Toru.
**[10:45] Kirishima**
You don't need to listen
to that, little lady.
**[10:45] Aoi**
You know, he actually...
**[10:47] Sign**
Sakuragi Miyuki-sama
**[10:48] Kirishima**
We're back.
**[10:49] Kanami**
Oh, welcome back. You took a while.
**[10:53] Kirishima**
We ran into Aoi-san at the hospital
store, so we chatted a while.
**[10:56] Kanami**
You saw him, too?
**[10:58] Yaeka**
Daddy, that Aoi person...
**[11:01] Yaeka**
said he'd come by soon with a gift.
**[11:06] Sakuragi**
I see.
**[11:07] Sakuragi**
You did a great job telling me. Thank you.
**[11:10] Yaeka**
Yup.
**[11:11] Sign**
Come tell me yourself, asshole
**[11:13] Kirishima**
* Ah... yup. It's pretty*
* obvious what he's thinking.*
**[11:18] Kanami**
Did Aoi-kun say anything?
**[11:21] Kirishima**
He seemed a little worried
about leaving the family.
**[11:24] Kirishima**
He always worried about
others before himself.
**[11:29] Kirishima**
Hasn't changed a bit, that one.
**[11:32] Kanami**
You've probably been a little
lonely since Aoi-kun left, huh?
**[11:35] Kirishima**
What makes you say that?
**[11:37] Kirishima**
I got promoted to first lieutenant,
so I couldn't be happier.
**[11:40] Kanami**
A-Ah...
**[11:42] Kanami**
* Well, regardless if that's*
* actually how he feels or not...*
**[11:46] Sfx**
Menacing
**[11:47] (Flashback) Aoi**
Hey, Toru. You out runnin' wild again?
**[11:52] (Flashback) Kirishima**
But look. I got punched, too.
**[11:55] (Flashback) Aoi**
And apparently, you sent
*them* to the hospital!
**[11:58] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Well, they said, "Go ahead and try it,"
so I figured that was my cue.
**[12:03] (Flashback) Aoi**
That family's a pain in the ass
if ya start any trouble with 'em.
**[12:06] (Flashback) Aoi**
C'mon! We're gonna go make this right!
**[12:08] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Wha...
**[12:12] (Flashback) Kanami**
Pretty sure I saw this exact thing last week.
**[12:15] (Flashback) Miyuki**
He always comes back hurt.
**[12:21] Kanami**
* The one who followed Aoi-kun*
* the closest was Toru-kun,*
**[12:26] Kanami**
*and it's clear that Aoi-kun's way of living*
**[12:28] Kanami**
*is reflected in Toru-kun right now, too.*
**[12:32] Sfx**
Giggle
**[12:32] Kanami**
* He probably followed his*
* example without noticing.*
**[12:38] Sakuragi**
It's getting pretty late.
**[12:40] Sakuragi**
Go ahead and head back with Yaeka.
**[12:42] Kirishima**
Yes, sir.
**[12:44] Kanami**
Be careful.
**[12:49] Yaeka**
Mommy...
**[12:51] Yaeka**
I'll be back again.
***SIGN*** To Mommy
**[12:59] Kirishima**
Let's go, little lady.
**[13:15] Mashiro**
Were you abandoned? You poor little thing.
**[13:19] Mashiro**
No matter how small you are,
you're still a living creature...
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[13:50] Kirishima**
We sure bought a lot of donuts.
**[13:53] Yaeka**
We can all eat them together.
**[13:55] Kirishima**
We sure can.
**[13:57] Kirishima**
Let's eat them with Sugihara
and the others waiting back home.
**[14:00] ---**
Mm.
**[14:03] Yaeka**
A kitty?
**[14:05] Yaeka**
I think I heard a kitty.
**[14:07] Kirishima**
A kitty?
**[14:15] Yaeka**
So cute...
**[14:18] Yaeka**
I wonder if it's alone.
**[14:21] Kirishima**
Little lady!
**[14:24] Kirishima**
You all right, little lady?
**[14:26] Yaeka**
Yup.
**[14:28] Ayumu**
I...
**[14:30] Kirishima**
I?
**[14:31] Sfx**
Grumble
**[14:33] Ayumu**
I'm so hungry.
**[14:34] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[14:37] Ayumu**
Thank you very much.
**[14:39] Sfx**
Om nom Om nom
**[14:39] Ayumu**
I'll never forget this as long as I live.
**[14:44] Kirishima**
Are you sure it was okay to give her some?
**[14:47] Yaeka**
Yeah. But Sugihara's donut is gone now.
**[14:50] Kirishima**
Ah... well, don't worry about him.
**[14:53] Sfx right**
Achoo!
**[14:53] Sfx left**
Whoa!
**[14:55] Ayumu**
Now I can survive a little longer.
**[14:58] Ayumu**
I was about to be forced
to eat this little one here.
**[15:03] Kirishima**
What? Did you run away
from home with your cat?
**[15:07] Ayumu**
No. I'm the only one who ran away from home.
**[15:11] Ayumu**
I'm studying for entrance exams,
**[15:13] Ayumu**
but as you've probably
guessed, I'm stupid.
**[15:16] Ayumu**
My parents wouldn't stop nagging me,
**[15:18] Ayumu**
and it was too tense at home, so I left...
**[15:21] Ayumu**
And then I found this little one.
**[15:23] Ayumu**
I ended up buying it some food
after asking if it was alone, too...
**[15:25] Sign**
Tuna & Bonito
**[15:27] Ayumu**
Then I realized I couldn't buy any
food for myself, and here we are.
**[15:30] Ayumu**
I guess cat food's pretty expensive.
**[15:33] Kirishima**
Just go home.
**[15:35] Ayumu**
I considered that option,
**[15:38] Ayumu**
but since I fed the kitty,
I just couldn't abandon it.
**[15:46] Yaeka**
Kirishima, can we take it home?
**[15:49] Kirishima**
Huh? Taking care of a kitten
is hard work, though.
**[15:53] Yaeka**
I'll make sure I take care of it.
**[15:56] Yaeka**
Then this girl can go home, too. Right?
**[16:01] Ayumu**
What a sweet little child. Lemme hug you.
**[16:05] Kirishima**
Don't.
**[16:07] Kirishima**
Little lady, you don't need to take
the cat home just so she can go home.
**[16:13] Kirishima**
You really want to take the kitty home?
**[16:19] Yaeka**
Yup.
**[16:21] Yaeka**
Because... we've met now.
**[16:25] Yaeka**
I don't want it to be alone anymore.
**[16:30] Kirishima**
All right, then. I'll talk to the boss.
**[16:35] Ayumu**
Little lady? Boss?
**[16:38] Ayumu**
Wait, a yakuza and his daughter?
**[16:42] Ayumu**
I'm sorry, you two.
**[16:45] Ayumu**
This pairing is just too good.
**[16:47] Ayumu**
Can I take a picture?
**[16:49] Kirishima**
No.
**[16:50] Ayumu**
Aw, man.
**[16:53] Ayumu**
Well, little miss. My name is Hanada Ayumu.
**[16:58] Ayumu**
Please take good care of the kitty, okay?
**[17:01] Yaeka**
Mm.
**[17:03] Ayumu**
Thanks for being its mommy.
**[17:07] Yaeka**
Mommy...
**[17:10] Sfx**
Grumble
**[17:12] Ayumu**
Anyway, I'm hungry now,
so I'm gonna go home.
**[17:14] Kirishima**
You're still hungry after that?
**[17:16] Ayumu**
We'll already be friends
the next time we meet.
**[17:18] Kirishima**
*Hopefully, that'll never happen.*
**[17:20] Sugihara**
Whoa, a cat!
**[17:24] Sugihara**
Wait, didn't you say you were
gonna buy some donuts?
**[17:27] Kirishima**
Well, your donut turned into the cat.
**[17:29] Sugihara**
What's that even mean?!
**[17:33] Yaeka**
*I wonder what I should name you.*
**[17:37] Sugihara**
Fine. I'll let this slide
because the kitten's cute.
**[17:41] Sugihara**
But in return, I'm gonna eat
that leftover ohagi.
**[17:45] Sign**
Ohagi
***SIGN*** Ohagi
**[17:55] Sign**
Name: Ohagi
**[18:03] Yaeka**
Ohagi's food...
**[18:19] Sakuragi**
The cat Yaeka brought home yesterday...
**[18:30] Sakuragi**
*Was that supposed to be a greeting?*
**[18:36] Yaeka**
Ohagi, I have your food—
**[18:39] Yaeka**
Huh? You're gone.
**[18:56] Takeuchi**
This is a lot.
**[18:58] Takeuchi**
These are all the boss's
personal belongings, right?
**[19:00] Kanadaira/Kanehira(?)**
Yeah.
**[19:02] Takeuchi**
Hup.
**[19:03] Takeuchi**
Guess we can take care
of 'em one by one...
**[19:11] Kirishima**
Hey. The hell's going on out here?
**[19:14] Takeuchi**
S-Sorry... The boss asked us
to sort his antiques...
**[19:19] Takeuchi**
But something black jumped out of a box.
**[19:22] Sugihara**
Black?
**[19:23] Takeuchi**
It's probably still somewhere in this room.
**[19:26] Yaeka**
Kirishima.
**[19:28] Kirishima**
What's the matter, little lady?
**[19:30] Yaeka**
Ohagi wanted food...
**[19:32] Kirishima**
Ohagi?
**[19:38] Sign**
~Memories resurfacing~
**[19:45] Yaeka**
I just heard Ohagi.
**[19:48] Kirishima**
What's Ohagi doing here, though?
**[19:50] Takeuchi**
Oh, the black thing must've
been the little lady's cat.
**[19:55] Sugihara**
I guess we're just gonna
have to look in each one.
**[19:59] Takeuchi**
Huh?!
**[20:00] Sugihara**
Did you find it?
**[20:01] Sign**
Broken
**[20:01] Takeuchi**
You think I can pay this off
if I s-sell some of my organs?
**[20:05] Sugihara**
Calm down, Takeuchi!
**[20:15] Yaeka**
I'm sorry I lost you.
**[20:18] Yaeka**
But don't go wandering
off alone again, okay?
**[20:23] Sfx**
Gloooooooom
**[20:35] Sakuragi**
Well, how do you two plan to pay for—
**[20:38] Sfx**
Mrrrow
**[20:44] Yaeka**
"I startled them."
**[20:48] Yaeka**
"So please don't be mad at them."
**[20:51] Takeuchi**
The little lady's interpreting?!
**[21:04] Sakuragi**
There won't be a next time.
**[21:05] Takeuchi**
We're sorry!
**[21:35] Yaeka**
Good kitty.
**[21:36] Sakuragi**
*She really does look just like you.*
**[21:48] Mashiro**
You sure are doing something
that doesn't suit you, Kirishima-kun.
**[21:55] Mashiro**
That's not who you really are, is it,
**[21:59] Mashiro**
Demon of the Sakuragi Family?
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Next Time: Why Don't We Start Streaming?
**[23:37] Voice**
*Goodbye, Cherry.*
# E4 - Why Don't We Start Streaming?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVJGW5/why-dont-we-start-streaming)
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**[00:06] Sugihara**
You went too far this time, Kirishima-san.
**[00:09] Kirishima**
Well, they didn't wanna talk.
What did you expect me to do?
**[00:13] Kirishima**
We did what we were
supposed to, so who cares?
**[00:16] Sugihara**
Keep saying that and the boss is
gonna get pretty pissed at you.
**[00:28] Kirishima**
Whatever.
**[00:31] Kirishima**
Dumbass.
**[00:36] Sakuragi**
Hey, Kirishima.
**[00:38] Kirishima**
So what did you want to
talk to me about, boss?
**[00:41] Sakuragi**
Well, you always do excellent work.
**[00:45] Sakuragi**
It's even better that you
never seem to feel remorse.
**[00:48] Kirishima**
Aw, thank you, boss.
**[00:51] Sakuragi**
That was sarcasm, you moron.
**[00:53] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[00:56] Sakuragi**
That said, your skills are the real deal.
**[00:59] Sakuragi**
The fact that our family stays
in order is proof of that.
**[01:03] Sakuragi**
I'm giving you a job.
**[01:06] Kirishima**
*Does he want me to beat up some gorilla?*
**[01:09] Sakuragi**
Come in.
**[01:09] Sign**
We're glad you're all enjoying *The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting*.
But for reasons, instead of our regularly scheduled story,
we're going to bring you something even more ridiculous. Thanks.
**[01:13] Kirishima**
Sugihara?
**[01:16] Kirishima**
So what's this job about?
**[01:19] Sakuragi**
You're going to start streaming with him.
**[01:23] Kirishima**
Huh? Streaming?
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Episode 4: Why Don't We Start Streaming?
**[02:57] Sakuragi**
Due to changes in societal conditions,
**[03:01] Sakuragi**
our funds are heading into dire straits.
**[03:04] Sakuragi**
In order to make sure our family
can survive, we need to change that.
**[03:05] Kirishima**
Hey, what's he talking about?
**[03:07] Sugihara**
He called me here out of the blue,
too, so I have no idea...
**[03:10] Sakuragi**
And so!
**[03:11] Sakuragi**
Apparently there's this thing called
"streaming" that's extremely profitable.
**[03:15] Sakuragi**
Kirishima, have you heard of this?
**[03:18] Kirishima**
Uh... I can't say I have.
**[03:19] Sakuragi**
What about you?
**[03:20] Sugihara**
I mean, I dabble in it every once in a while.
**[03:24] Kirishima**
He's pretty knowledgeable.
**[03:26] Kirishima**
He usually has a shit-eating grin
while he's staring at his phone.
**[03:29] Sugihara**
You don't need to mention that...
**[03:32] Sakuragi**
Anyway, I'm leaving this to you two.
**[03:34] Sakuragi**
There's just one condition.
**[03:38] Sakuragi**
I can't have any of the other
families finding out about this.
**[03:42] Sakuragi**
Improving our finances is important,
but you need to protect our reputation.
**[03:46] Sakuragi**
Got it?
**[03:48] Kirishima and Sugihara**
Yes, sir!
**[03:51] Yaeka**
Kirishima!
**[03:53] Kirishima**
Oh, sorry, little lady.
**[04:01] Kirishima**
All right, let's go.
**[04:09] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[04:13] Kirishima**
Yes, little lady?
**[04:14] Yaeka**
This is good enough for today.
I can go by myself from here.
**[04:19] Kirishima**
What brought this on?
**[04:23] Yaeka**
Did something bad happen, Kirishima?
**[04:25] Kirishima**
I'm perfectly fine. Don't you worry.
**[04:29] Kirishima**
Come on, let's go.
**[04:32] Yaeka**
Mm...
**[04:41] Kirishima**
Seriously? Streaming? What the hell
are we even supposed to do?
**[04:45] Sugihara**
It doesn't have to be anything big.
**[04:48] Sugihara**
Videos explaining odd jobs
can be pretty popular, too.
**[04:52] Kirishima**
Is explaining our line of work to
the public a good idea, though?
**[04:56] Sugihara**
Yeah, there might be a few issues there...
**[04:59] Kirishima**
Why don't we say we tried but failed,
and just let the boss yell at you?
**[05:05] Sugihara**
Why am I the only one getting yelled at?
**[05:07] Sugihara**
You're in the same boat as me here!
**[05:10] Kirishima**
Besides, is it even possible to do this
**[05:12] Kirishima**
without the other families
figuring out who we are?
**[05:14] Sugihara**
There are plenty of videos
where the people in them
**[05:16] Sugihara**
either have a mosaic covering them,
or just don't show their faces at all.
**[05:19] Sugihara**
They can put on masks or helmets, too.
**[05:23] Kirishima**
This doesn't make any sense.
**[05:25] Sugihara**
People love anonymity nowadays.
**[05:27] Kirishima**
Then you can go ahead and
record videos with a mask on,
**[05:29] Kirishima**
and put that out into the world.
**[05:31] Kirishima**
I'mma sleep.
**[05:32] Sugihara**
Uploading videos requires a lot more work,
like setting up a camera and editing!
**[05:36] Sugihara**
It's really involved!
**[05:37] Sugihara**
You can just go about your business
without a care in the world.
**[05:41] Sugihara**
I'll just record that.
**[05:42] Kirishima**
Yeah, sure.
**[05:44] Sugihara**
But you need to wear this as a disguise.
**[05:50] Sign**
Yakuza
**[05:50] Sign**
The Unprecedented Debut
**[05:50] Sign**
Morning Routine Before a Raid
**[05:50] Sign**
Already uploaded
**[05:52] Sign**
Includes paid promotional content
**[05:57] Sugihara**
*Misty!*
**[05:58] Sugihara**
* Nice to meet you all. The name's*
* Misty Island and I'm a yakuza member.*
**[06:02] Sugihara**
* Don't worry. I may be in the*
* yakuza, but I'm not scary.*
**[06:05] Sugihara**
*Actually, if you could just enjoy
this as fiction, that'd be great.*
**[06:07] Sign**
Just think of this as fiction
**[06:10] Sugihara**
*Today, I'll be showing you
how I get ready for raid days*
**[06:14] Sugihara**
*and introducing you
to some tools I use.*
**[06:21] Sugihara**
*The waking up part is pretty normal.*
**[06:23] Sugihara**
*As soon as I wake up, I brush my teeth.*
**[06:25] Sugihara**
* Raid days usually require a lot of*
* negotiating, so you gotta look good.*
**[06:29] Sign**
Tools of the Raid
**[06:29] Sugihara**
*The first raid tool is this.*
**[06:32] Sugihara**
*This is [redacted] and it [redacted],*
**[06:35] Sugihara**
* so it's the most popular*
* thing in our business.*
**[06:37] Sugihara**
* Ones from [redacted] aren't the best-made,*
* so they can accidentally discharge,*
**[06:41] Sugihara**
* but this one's made in [redacted],*
* so it's pretty safe,*
**[06:43] Sugihara**
*and the price is pretty reasonable.*
**[06:46] Sugihara**
*Oh, this one's a must-have, too!*
**[06:47] Sugihara**
*When your enemy at you,
you just to inflict some damage,*
**[06:49] Kirishima**
Is this actually interesting?
**[06:51] Sugihara**
We'll just upload this one
and see how things go.
**[06:52] Sugihara**
*so it's pretty popular in our world.*
**[06:54] Sign**
The Next Day
**[06:56] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san!
**[06:58] Kirishima**
What? Why the yelling
first thing in the morning?
**[07:00] Sugihara**
The number's gone up!
**[07:02] Kirishima**
You talkin' about the boss's blood pressure?
**[07:04] Sugihara**
No! The video we shot.
**[07:07] Sign**
Team Cherry
Subscribers
**[07:07] Sign**
13,893 views / 3 days ago
**[07:09] Sign**
13,893 views
**[07:11] Kirishima**
Wait, this many people watched it?
**[07:13] Sugihara**
I had some buddies of mine spread
it online through social media.
**[07:17] Sugihara**
One of them has access to
tens of thousands of phones,
**[07:21] Sugihara**
so it's easy for him to get
something to go viral.
**[07:24] Kirishima**
And no one's gonna find out it's us?
**[07:26] Sugihara**
Well, most of the scenes were blurred out.
**[07:29] Sugihara**
That may have made it
seem even more realistic.
**[07:33] Sugihara**
*Make sure you like and subscribe!*
**[07:33] Sign**
Please Subscribe
**[07:37] Sign**
Make sure you hit that Like button, too!
**[07:37] Sugihara**
*If you don't, I'll come raid your house!*
**[07:40] Kirishima**
God, your voice is obnoxious in this.
**[07:42] Sugihara**
But this obnoxiousness
is a hit with the kids.
**[07:45] Sugihara**
All right! I've got our next
video idea ready, too.
**[07:48] Kirishima**
We're gonna do more?
***SIGN*** Mii-chan and Rabbi-kun
**[07:53] Takeuchi**
Come on, hurry up!
**[07:59] Sugihara**
* Hello and good evening to all of you rascals*
* and upstanding citizens out there.*
**[08:04] Sugihara**
*It's ya boy, Misty.*
**[08:06] Takeuchi**
*Bamboo here.*
**[08:08] Kirishima**
*Say somethin'.*
***SIGN*** I'm Gold
**[08:12] All**
*We're Team Cherry!*
**[08:14] All**
*Misty!*
**[08:16] Sugihara**
*Team Cherry!*
**[08:16] Sign**
Team Cherry
**[08:17] Takeuchi**
*Team Cherry!*
**[08:19] Kanehira**
*Team Cherry!*
**[08:19] All**
*Team Cherry!*
**[08:23] Sign**
Ultra-Spicy Curry Ain't Nothing to Us
**[08:23] Sign**
Since We Live Ultra-Spicy Lives
**[08:32] Takeuchi**
It burns!
**[08:36] Sugihara**
Wait, me?
**[08:37] Sugihara**
No, no, I can't!
**[08:38] Kirishima**
Go on, eat up.
***SIGN*** A Moment, Please...
**[08:41] Sign**
Team Cherry
**[08:41] Sugihara**
*Team Cherry!*
**[08:43] Sugihara**
Water!
**[08:46] Sign**
All Gone
**[08:47] Sugihara**
Water!
**[08:49] Kirishima**
What, this?
**[08:51] Sign**
Eatery
Kurosaki
**[08:54] Kanami**
What the heck is this?
**[08:56] Sign**
Tour of an Elite Yakuza's House
**[08:58] Sign**
Team Cherry
**[08:58] Sugihara**
*Team Cherry!*
**[08:59] Sign**
Yikes...
**[08:59] Sign**
We explored a deserted office
**[08:59] Sign**
and saw °°!!
**[09:00] Sign**
Team Cherry
**[09:00] Takeuchi**
*Team Cherry!*
**[09:01] Sign**
We Bring a Battered Youth Into Our Family
**[09:02] Sign**
Team Cherry
**[09:02] Kanehira**
*Team Cherry!*
**[09:03] Sign**
Spent 10,000 yen at this bar
**[09:03] Sign**
Gone instantly
**[09:03] Sign**
Water costs 5,000 yen?!
**[09:03] Sign**
Snacks are 4,000 yen?!
**[09:05] Sign**
Team Cherry
**[09:05] Sugihara**
*Team Cherry!*
***SIGN*** Enjoying a Leisurely Bonfire
as We Dig a Hole
**[09:08] Sign**
Team Cherry
**[09:08] Three**
*Team Cherry!*
***SIGN*** I'm Gold
**[09:09] Sugihara**
*I'm Misty.*
**[09:10] Takeuchi**
*I'm Bamboo!*
**[09:12] Kanehire**
*This is me.*
**[09:13] Takeuchi**
*That's Gold.*
**[09:14] All**
*We're Team Cherry!*
**[09:17] All**
*Misty!*
**[09:19] Sugihara**
And we got it!
**[09:24] Kanami**
Morning!
**[09:37] Yaeka**
Kirishima.
**[09:39] Yaeka**
Are you sleepy?
**[09:40] Kirishima**
Not at all. I'm perfectly fine.
**[09:46] Sign**
Introducing a New Character!!
***SIGN*** Entertainment
Team Misty releases new video on ourtube
**[09:46] Sign**
#mistyisland
**[09:46] Sign**
#Misty
**[09:46] Sign**
#yakuzaourtube
**[09:53] Sign**
Ultra-Spicy Curry Ain't Nothing to Us Since We Live Ultra-Spicy Lives
**[09:53] Sign**
30,000 views / 5 days ago
**[09:53] Sign**
Share
**[09:53] Sign**
Offline
**[09:53] Sign**
Team Cherry
Channel Subscribers
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Subscribed
**[09:55] Ayumu**
That curry looks tasty.
**[10:02] Kirishima**
All these videos involve
eating spicy things,
**[10:05] Kirishima**
taking stray cats home, and going camping.
**[10:07] Sugihara**
Well, that's pretty much the
limit of what we can do.
**[10:11] Kirishima**
So, how're the videos doing?
**[10:13] Sugihara**
Man, it's insane! Our videos are going
way more viral than I could've imagined.
**[10:18] Sugihara**
We even have other content creators
trying to find out our identities now.
**[10:23] Kirishima**
Huh, that's interesting.
**[10:25] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san, we're talking about civilians.
**[10:28] Sugihara**
We'll be in big trouble if we mess with 'em.
**[10:29] Kirishima**
Tch. So what're we supposed
to do if someone finds out?
**[10:34] Sugihara**
All right. I'm gonna try to get the numbers
down a little to cause a minor scene.
**[10:39] Kirishima**
Huh? What's that even mean?
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide
to Babysitting
**[10:48] Sign**
We have an announcement
**[10:51] Sugihara**
*Thank you for always watching our videos.*
**[10:54] Sugihara**
* When we started this channel, we said*
* we were affiliated with the yakuza,*
**[10:58] Sugihara**
* but of course, we don't actually*
* belong to a yakuza family.*
**[11:01] Sugihara**
* We're just a small agency*
* that handles entertainers,*
**[11:04] Sugihara**
*and we just called ourselves yakuza*
**[11:06] Sugihara**
* so we could have a bit of*
* fun making these videos.*
**[11:09] Sugihara**
* We are terribly sorry for*
* lying to you all this time.*
**[11:13] Sugihara**
We're going to stop filming for a while
and reflect upon our actions.
**[11:17] Sugihara**
*Once again, we're very sorry.*
**[11:20] Takeuchi and Kanehira**
*We're very sorry.*
**[11:22] Sign**
589 comments
Mister Card 2 minutes ago
Thanks for being honest, Misty Island!!
ThankMan 15 minutes ago
We knew you were lying so please keep uploading videos
atpokmktea 26 minutes ago
Watching your videos cured my stiff shoulders and lower back pain!
ome-chan 40 minutes ago
You always cheer me up! Please come back soon!!
Professor Simon 59 minutes ago
I always enjoy your videos so much. Please make new ones soon.
Potato Garlic 1 hour ago
Your videos are so thrilling that you're basically a spice! I love you...
Mach9 1 hour ago
Hurry up and start posting agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!!! Please!!
Doctor Spaghetti 1 hour ago
I'll be waiting for your awesome videos to come back!!!!
**[11:25] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san! I messed up!
**[11:28] Sugihara**
We got a stupid amount
of likes on that video!
**[11:31] Kirishima**
The hell are you gonna do? At this rate,
someone's gonna find us out.
**[11:35] Kanami**
Hey, have you heard of these guys?
**[11:38] Kanami**
They call themselves yakuza,
**[11:40] Kanami**
but their vids look so low-budget
**[11:42] Sign**
Team Cherry
350K Channel Subscribers
Subscribed
**[11:42] Sign**
Uploads
**[11:42] Sign**
Team Cherry "We Have an
Announcement"
**[11:42] Kanami**
that they're endearing
and pretty fun to watch.
**[11:45] Sugihara**
Huh?
**[11:47] Kanami**
I'm sad that they're gonna stop uploading.
**[11:49] Kanami**
The place they're filming from
sorta looks like it's around here,
**[11:52] Kanami**
so I'm wondering if they're local.
**[11:56] Kanami**
Although I wonder if these videos
are a bad influence on kids,
**[12:01] Kanami**
even if they know these are fake...
**[12:04] Grade schooler 1**
Misty!
**[12:07] Grade schooler 2**
Misty!
**[12:08] Grade schooler 3**
Let's go on a raid!
**[12:14] Kirishima**
Hey, take all our shit down.
**[12:17] Sugihara**
Roger.
**[12:18] Sugihara**
If it's spreading among grade schoolers,
**[12:21] Sugihara**
the little lady might end up
hearing about it, too...
**[12:24] Sign**
8 days ago
**[12:26] Kirishima**
We need to avoid that at all costs.
**[12:29] Sakuragi**
Kirishima! I need to talk to you.
**[12:32] Sakuragi**
Get your ass in here.
**[12:38] Sakuragi**
Kirishima, do you know why I summoned you?
**[12:42] Kirishima**
Yes, we're sorry. We'll get right to...
**[12:45] Sakuragi**
That's right. You'll get right to... singing.
**[12:47] Kirishima and Sugihara**
What?!
**[12:49] Sakuragi**
I talked to a buddy of mine about
this streaming thing, and he wanted in.
**[12:54] Sakuragi**
He mentioned making videos of you
singing without showing your face.
**[12:58] Kirishima**
Sing...
**[12:59] Sugihara**
...ing?
**[13:00] Sakuragi**
Singing is great.
**[13:03] Sakuragi**
People of all ages can be moved
by a song and obsess over it.
**[13:06] Sakuragi**
That melody that resonates within the
hearts of everyone, regardless of age...
**[13:10] Sakuragi**
The fact that we yakuza and civilians can
bond over something is a great feeling.
**[13:17] Kirishima**
Hey, why's he so hyped about this?
**[13:20] Kirishima**
The hell's wrong with the boss today?
**[13:22] Sugihara**
Now, now, let's just go along with it...
**[13:24] Sign**
Team Cherry
**[13:24] Sugihara**
*Team Cherry!*
**[13:29] Kirishima**
Couldn't I have just worn
what I usually wear?
**[13:31] Sugihara**
Maybe they want you to wear a fancier
outfit since you're covering your face.
**[13:37] Kirishima**
Is it a thing for amateurs to just
suddenly get into singing now?
**[13:41] Sugihara**
It's not unusual nowadays for
**[13:42] Sugihara**
someone to get their start
streaming and then debut
**[13:45] Sugihara**
with a major label without
showing their face.
**[13:47] Kirishima**
Seriously, though... We're clearly
putting ourselves out there.
**[13:50] Kirishima**
No one's found out who we are yet?
**[13:52] Sugihara**
Actually, we're doing everything so flashy
**[13:54] Sugihara**
that it might make it harder
to tell who we are.
**[13:57] Kirishima**
Your positivity never ceases to amaze me.
**[13:59] Sugihara**
Oh, really? Thanks.
**[14:03] Costume staff A**
Hey, I wanted to get a
final check on the design.
**[14:10] Sugihara**
Um, what is this?
**[14:12] Costume staff B**
Your boss already gave us the okay on this.
**[14:14] Sign**
Contract
**[14:14] Sign**
Sakuragi
**[14:17] Costume staff A**
Here's the demo and the lyrics.
**[14:20] Costume staff A**
I'll send you files.
***SIGN*** Team Cherry Demo.zip
**[14:36] Costume staff A**
We're gonna make the arrangement even
more modern so it'll be a total banger.
**[14:41] Sugihara**
Um... We're just gonna
think on this a bit...
**[14:44] Sign**
Team Cherry
**[14:44] Sugihara**
Team Cherry!
**[14:48] Sign**
Good Bye Cherry!!
Good Bye Cherry!! This extraordinary
thrill is exhilarating for all ages
Upstanding citizens and hooligans walk side-by-side
Let's be strong and Good Bye Cherry!!
**[14:50] Sugihara**
There's no way we can do this, right?
**[14:55] Sugihara**
What are we going to do?
**[14:57] Kirishima**
Okay, you do it.
**[14:59] Kirishima**
You'll be singing with a mask anyway.
**[15:01] Sugihara**
What?!
**[15:02] Kirishima**
Okay, you tell the boss no, then.
**[15:05] Sugihara**
Wait, you should be the one to do that!
**[15:08] Kirishima**
Don't wanna.
**[15:09] Sugihara**
No way! This is too harsh!
**[15:12] Kirishima**
This is a request from the boss himself.
**[15:14] Sugihara**
And this is *my* request!
**[15:17] Sign**
Gold Misty Cypress Bamboo
**[15:18] Video**
*Good Bye Cherry!*
**[15:20] Sugihara**
Nope! Not happening!
**[15:22] Takeuchi**
There's no way we can memorize this.
**[15:25] Sugihara**
Right?
**[15:30] Kirishima**
I guess that's a wrap.
**[15:31] Sugihara**
Yup.
**[15:34] Kirishima**
Let's delete all of our videos and scram.
**[15:36] Sugihara**
Right.
**[15:37] Sign**
Breaking Entertainment News @enter_fast
Why did they disappear?
**[15:37] Sign**
Breaking Entertainment News
Why did they disappear? The mystery behind Team Cherry
Yesterday, all of Team Cherry's videos disappeared
and could no longer be viewed.
**[15:37] Sign**
net news265 @net_news365
Team Cherry disappeared along with all of their videos
**[15:39] Sign**
Kiji @00zPP
I just checked and they're really gone..... Why...? I loved Team Cherry
I'm shocked
I'm super sad
**[15:39] Sign**
Nami Kodama @kodama222
All of Team Cherry's videos are gone!!
We can't watch them anymore?!
**[15:40] Sign**
miyun @miyumiyu
I was watching them every day, so my sense of loss is intense
This is too sad
**[15:41] Sign**
povipon @011povi
I'm so sad
Why couldn't I save them or their videos......?
**[15:42] Sign**
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**[15:46] Content Creator A**
*I got the latest on Team Cherry—*
**[15:46] Sign**
Deep Dive!!
**[15:46] Sign**
Team Cherry Disappeared
**[15:48] Content Creator B**
*Team Cherry stopped streaming. Because—*
**[15:48] Sign**
What's the real reason?
**[15:50] Content Creator C**
*I'm very sorry. I am...*
**[15:50] Sign**
I'd like to apologize for this incident.
I'm Misty's younger sister.
**[15:53] Sign**
Important Announcement
**[15:54] Sign**
Team Cherry
**[15:55] Sign**
are officially starting their careers as musical artists!!!!
**[15:56] Sign**
Watch their recording sessions on this channel
**[15:58] Sign**
Via
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Live
**[15:58] Sign**
Stream
**[15:59] Sign**
Via Live Stream
**[16:03] Sugihara**
They got us...
**[16:20] Yaeka**
Don't work too hard, okay?
**[16:40] Sign**
We know who Misty really is
15,289 views 1 day ago
**[16:41] Sign**
The real reason Team Cherry hides their faces
will bring you to tears
**[16:43] Sign**
Identities revealed!! Info roundup
**[16:46] Kanami**
Oh, it's starting.
**[16:48] Sign**
Team Cherry's Artist Debut Press Conference
**[16:48] Sign**
Please mind the flashes
**[16:51] Host**
* And now, we will begin Team Cherry's*
* artist debut press conference.*
**[16:57] Sign**
Entertainment News
We follow the super-popular
Team Cherry
**[16:57] Sign**
Just who is this Team Cherry making their major debut?
**[16:57] Variety show host**
*Who knows how long they'll be popular?*
**[17:00] Entertainer**
* These types get really tired of having*
* to play the characters they made up,*
**[17:05] Entertainer**
*and it's hard on them.*
**[17:12] Yaeka**
* Kirishima didn't come to school*
* with me again today.*
**[17:18] Sign**
Eatery
Kurosaki
**[17:21] Kanami**
Y'know, the younger boys from the family
haven't been by for a bite lately.
**[17:27] Sugihara**
* Hello and good evening to all of you rascals*
* and upstanding citizens out there.*
**[17:32] Sugihara**
*It's ya boy, Misty.*
***SIGN*** I'm Gold
**[17:33] Takeuchi**
*I'm Bamboo.*
**[17:34] Kanehira**
*I'm Gold.*
***SIGN*** I'm Gold
***SIGN*** I'm Gold
**[17:35] Three**
*We're Team Cherry.*
**[17:38] Three**
*Misty...*
**[17:40] Sign**
CD Pre-Order Handshake Event
**[17:43] Staff**
If your number is 5,000 or above,
please line up here!
**[17:43] Staff 2**
We'll be doing a bag check.
**[17:46] Staff 3**
Please have your bags open.
**[17:47] Staff**
If your number is 5,000 or higher,
please line up over here.
**[17:51] Sign**
Team Cherry Heads to Asia
**[18:04] Sign**
Team Cherry collaborates with foreign artists
**[18:22] Sign**
Misty is the best
**[18:23] Sign**
Believe in our Misty
**[18:32] Kirishima**
*This isn't...*
**[18:33] Sign**
Yeah, I dunno...
**[18:35] Sign**
Misty was a mistake
**[18:35] Kirishima**
*what I wanted to do, is it?*
**[18:36] Sign**
Misty's too desperate
**[18:37] Kirishima**
* What the hell?*
* Where the hell am I right now?*
**[18:42] Kirishima**
* Damn it... This isn't how*
* it's supposed to be.*
**[19:16] Sugihara**
Once we get to back to Japan,
we've got another recording session.
**[19:19] Sugihara**
Let's just wrap it up quick-like.
**[19:22] Kirishima**
Yeah...
**[19:28] Sign**
When are you coming home next?
**[19:43] Sign**
Team Cherry Finally Does a Public Recording
**[19:45] Sign**
Tickets to Live Viewing
Sold Out Worldwide!
**[19:47] Sign**
Their singing voices resonate throughout the world
**[20:21] Yaeka**
When are you coming home next?
**[20:55] Kirishima**
It was all a dream...
**[21:00] Yaeka**
The bubble disappeared
**[21:04] Yaeka**
It disappeared without flying
**[21:07] Yaeka**
It was just born
**[21:10] Yaeka**
But then it burst and disappeared
**[21:14] Yaeka**
Wind, wind, don't blow right now
**[21:18] Yaeka**
Let's let the bubbles fly
**[21:19] Kirishima**
You have a lovely voice, little lady.
**[21:23] Yaeka**
Do you want to sing, too?
**[21:26] Kirishima**
Nah, I don't have that kind of talent.
**[21:29] Yaeka**
You must be shy.
**[21:38] Kirishima**
Yeah.
**[21:44] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san! This is hilarious!
**[21:47] Sugihara**
You've gotta see this vid—
**[21:53] Sugihara**
What was that for?!
**[21:55] Sugihara**
Hello?!
**[21:57] Sugihara**
Did I say something wrong?
**[22:01] Kirishima**
Tch. Just shut up.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Next Time: Kirishima's Day Off
# E5 - Kirishima's Day Off
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG1Z92/kirishimas-day-off)
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***SIGN*** Episode 5: Kirishima's Day Off
**[01:33] Kirishima**
Let's see...
**[01:36] Kirishima**
So that's Mi-chan?
**[01:37] Yaeka**
No, that's Rabi-kun.
**[01:40] Yaeka**
You always get them wrong.
**[01:43] Kirishima**
My apologies. I'm terrible
at remembering names.
**[01:54] Kirishima**
*Those guys are...*
**[01:57] Yaeka**
Kirishima, who's this?
**[01:59] Kirishima**
Um...
**[02:00] Kirishima**
Rabi-kun.
**[02:01] Yaeka**
No! That's Mi-chan!
**[02:05] Yanagi**
That's...
**[02:07] Yanagi**
The dude from the Sakuragi Family.
**[02:10] Kusagami Member 01**
Oh, that's Kirishima.
**[02:12] Yanagi**
He got put in charge of
babysitting some brat? Sad.
**[02:26] Presidents**
What's going on over on that turf?
**[02:26] Presidents**
Let me throw the party next month.
You definitely won't regret it.
**[02:33] Kirishima**
Man, I'm beat...
**[02:35] Kirishima**
God, these shitty old farts
never stop talking.
**[02:40] (Flashback) President 1**
I heard you were taking care
of Sakuragi-san's daughter.
**[02:45] (Flashback) President 2**
The Demon of the Sakuragi Family
babysitting, eh? That's surprising.
**[02:48] (Flashback) President 3**
If you ever get bored of babysitting,
come to my family.
**[02:51] (Flashback) Kirishima**
We'll welcome you with open arms.
**[02:54] Kirishima**
What a pain in the ass.
**[02:56] Kirishima**
Don't make me keep repeating myself, damn it.
**[02:59] Yanagi**
Hey, Kirishima.
**[03:02] Yanagi**
Havin' fun taking care of the little miss?
**[03:05] Kirishima**
Who the hell are you?
**[03:07] Yanagi**
Guess I hadn't introduced myself yet.
**[03:10] Kirishima**
I'm Yanagi from the Kusagami Family—
**[03:12] Kirishima**
Ah, hello? Little lady?
**[03:15] Yanagi**
Why, you little...
**[03:15] Kirishima**
Yes, I think we'll be done soon.
**[03:18] Kirishima**
If there's something you want,
I'll pick it up on my way back.
**[03:21] Yanagi**
* Check out that shit-eating grin.*
* "Demon of the Sakuragi Family," my ass.*
**[03:24] Kirishima**
Yes. See you soon.
**[03:26] Yanagi**
Are you that scared of your boss?
**[03:30] Yanagi**
I guess it's true that you turned tame after
getting stuck taking care of that kid.
**[03:35] Kirishima**
Man, you sure love the
sound of your own voice.
**[03:38] Yanagi**
*What the hell? His mood suddenly changed.*
**[03:44] Kirishima**
I'm not babysitting.
**[03:47] Kirishima**
I'm *working*.
**[03:49] Kirishima**
Better watch your mouth.
**[03:51] Kirishima**
I'm not kind enough to
take care of your corpse.
**[03:54] Kirishima**
You get me? Yeah?
**[04:01] Random member 1**
If that was the old Kirishima,
you'd be dead right now, Yanagi.
**[04:05] Yanagi**
What?!
**[04:06] Random member 1**
Can't tell you how many times I was
happy our families were affiliated...
**[04:11] Random member 1**
He's definitely calmed down a bit,
**[04:13] Random Member 1**
but you still don't wanna press
your luck with him, Yanagi.
**[04:17] Yanagi**
That's exactly why he underestimates you!
**[04:20] Random member 1**
Don't go startin' shit with him.
**[04:26] Members**
Thank you very much!
**[04:28] Sakuragi**
Sorry for all the trouble.
**[04:31] Owner**
No trouble at all.
**[04:32] Owner**
You always take very good
care of us, Sakuragi-san.
**[04:37] Yanagi**
The Sakuragi Family has control of
a huge restaurant like this, too?
**[04:41] Yanagi**
This sucks.
**[04:51] Yanagi**
* If he's not gonna make a move,*
* I guess I'll have to do it myself.*
**[04:57] Sugihara**
Little lady!
**[04:59] Sugihara**
Could you call Kirishima-san?
**[05:02] Yaeka**
Kirishima's off today,
so he went out somewhere.
**[05:06] Sugihara**
Dinner will be ready in no time!
**[05:12] Sugihara**
* That's right... I have*
* something I have to do.*
**[05:16] Sugihara**
* I absolutely need to get closer*
* with the little lady!*
**[05:20] Sign**
Sugihara
**[05:20] Sugihara**
I've always been right by
Kirishima-san, so she knows I exist,
**[05:23] Sign**
Sugihara
**[05:24] Sugihara**
but I don't think we've ever
actually gotten closer than that.
**[05:29] Sugihara**
At this rate, she's only gonna know me
as the dude who's always with Kirishima!
**[05:34] Sugihara**
I don't want that! That sucks!
**[05:35] Sign**
°Believe it or not, he's a yakuza member
**[05:37] Sugihara**
But with Kirishima-san gone, now's my chance!
**[05:41] Yaeka**
Right?
**[05:43] Sugihara**
Can I sit next to you while we eat today?!
**[05:46] Sign**
°Believe it or not, he's a yakuza member
**[05:48] Yaeka**
Sure...
**[05:49] Sugihara**
Thanks!
**[05:58] Sugihara**
*It's so insanely quiet.*
**[06:01] Sugihara**
* Then again, I guess the little lady*
* never says much anyway,*
**[06:04] Sugihara**
*so I gotta initiate the conversation!*
**[06:06] Sugihara**
Little lady!
**[06:07] Sugihara**
Has anything fun happened
at school recently?
**[06:11] Yaeka**
Hmm...
**[06:12] Yaeka**
Not really.
**[06:13] Sugihara**
M-Maybe you played with some friends?
**[06:16] Yaeka**
I don't have that many friends.
**[06:19] Sugihara**
*Oh, God! I stepped on a landmine!*
**[06:21] Sugihara**
*What would Kirishima-san do in this case?*
**[06:24] Sugihara**
*No, I can't rely on Kirishima-san!*
**[06:27] Sugihara**
Little lady!
**[06:28] Sugihara**
After we're done eating,
why don't we go to my room?
**[06:33] Sign**
Horror
**[06:33] Sign**
Japanese Movies
**[06:33] Sign**
Foreign Films
**[06:34] Sign**
Anime
**[06:35] Yaeka**
So many.
**[06:36] Yaeka**
Are these all movies?
**[06:36] Sign**
Action
**[06:36] Sign**
Sci-Fi
**[06:36] Sign**
Fantasy
**[06:36] Sign**
Foreign Films
**[06:36] Sign**
Anime
**[06:36] Sign**
Horror
**[06:38] Sugihara**
Yes! You can pick whichever one you'd like!
**[06:43] Sugihara**
* I watch all kinds of movies.*
* I even have some that are for kids.*
**[06:47] Sugihara**
*I'm sure the little lady will enjoy this.*
**[06:50] Yaeka**
This one, then.
**[06:51] Sign**
Mi-chan and the Magical House
**[06:52] Sugihara**
*Oh, the* Mi-chan *series!*
**[06:55] Sign**
Kind Bunny Girl
Mi-chan
**[06:55] Sugihara**
* The kind bunny girl Mi-chan powers up*
* with the power of carrots.*
**[07:00] Sugihara**
*This is a fantasy anime that kids
and adults can both enjoy!*
**[07:01] Sign**
The Movie
**[07:01] Sign**
Mi-chan and the Magical House
**[07:05] Sign**
Three Hours Later
***SIGN*** The End
**[07:09] Yaeka**
Are you okay?
**[07:11] Sugihara**
*I forgot that this thing was a tearjerker.*
**[07:14] Sugihara**
*Rather than enjoying it with her,*
**[07:16] Sugihara**
* I got sucked in more than*
* she did and started bawling.*
**[07:20] Sugihara**
*God, I'm lame...*
**[07:21] Yaeka**
Here's some tissues.
**[07:24] Sugihara**
Thanks, little lady.
**[07:27] Sugihara**
I'm always like this.
**[07:29] Sugihara**
Whenever I watch movies with Kirishima-san,
he tells me to shut up and hits me.
**[07:34] Yaeka**
You watch movies with Kirishima?
**[07:36] Sugihara**
Yes. Oh, but Kirishima-san gets bored easily,
**[07:40] Sugihara**
so he won't watch anything unless
it's a one-and-done, like a movie.
**[07:44] Yaeka**
Huh...
**[07:46] Sugihara**
*Huh?*
**[07:47] Sugihara**
*We started talking about Kirishima-san,*
**[07:49] Sugihara**
*and now she looks like she's having fun...*
**[07:53] Sugihara**
* Is this the difference in how close*
* the little lady sees herself*
**[07:56] Sugihara**
*with Kirishima-san and me?!*
**[08:01] Sugihara**
*I see... Well, of course.*
**[08:05] Sugihara**
* It's not like I can get as*
* close as Kirishima-san did*
**[08:08] Sugihara**
*after all this time in just a few hours.*
**[08:11] Sugihara**
* In that case, there's*
* only one thing I can do!*
**[08:16] Sugihara**
Little lady!
**[08:17] Yaeka**
Hmm?
**[08:19] Sugihara**
You're in luck! I'll tell you everything
I know about Kirishima-san!
**[08:26] Yaeka**
What does Kirishima like?
**[08:29] Sugihara**
Huh? Well...
**[08:33] Sign**
Kirishima Outing Permit
**[08:36] Kirishima**
Not like I actually have anything to do,
or anywhere specific to go...
**[08:42] Rei**
Toru-chan!
**[08:45] Rei**
I didn't think we'd run into
each other in a place like this!
**[08:49] Kirishima**
Ah, and here comes a nuisance.
**[08:53] Rei**
Eek!
**[08:55] Sugihara**
It's hard to believe, but
Kirishima-san likes chocolate.
**[08:58] Yaeka**
I know that.
**[08:59] Sugihara**
Huh? How did you know that?
**[09:03] Kanami**
Oh, there you are.
**[09:05] Sugihara**
Oh, Kanami-san.
**[09:07] Kanami**
Yae-chan, want to go shopping?
**[09:09] Yaeka**
Yeah!
**[09:11] Sugihara**
Aw, let's talk about Kirishima-san some more!
**[09:16] Rei**
Ugh, you're so mean.
***SIGN*** Kirishima's Classmate
Rei Hojo (28)
**[09:21] Rei**
How can you hit a precious friend
you haven't seen in forever?
**[09:24] Kirishima**
Of course I'm gonna freak out when some
built guy suddenly grabs me from behind.
**[09:28] Rei**
It's called a loving hug!
**[09:31] Kirishima**
It's creepy.
**[09:32] Kirishima**
So, what brings you here?
**[09:35] Rei**
I'm on a little business trip.
**[09:37] Rei**
But I was surprised.
**[09:39] Rei**
I heard your family was around here,
**[09:43] Rei**
but I didn't think I'd find you so easily.
**[09:46] Rei**
Have you been well?
**[09:48] Kirishima**
I guess.
**[09:50] Kirishima**
And I bet you're still a man-eater
who goes through men like tissues.
**[09:52] Rei**
Oh, stop! Don't make me sound
like some kind of beast!
**[09:56] Kirishima**
So you don't deny it?
**[09:58] Rei**
Come to think of it, you've changed.
**[10:02] Rei**
When I first met you, you always looked
like you hated anything and everything.
**[10:07] Rei**
You seem like you've totally chilled out now.
**[10:10] Rei**
Must mean you're really
comfortable where you are.
**[10:15] Kirishima**
*Where I am right now...*
**[10:23] Kirishima**
Yeah.
**[10:25] Kirishima**
Honestly, I'm lucky enough to be in a place
where I really don't deserve to be.
**[10:29] Rei**
Toru...
**[10:31] Rei**
You finally found some humanity!
**[10:34] Kirishima**
No touchy.
**[10:36] Yanagi**
Hey! You've got some nerve to
feed me this disgusting crap!
**[10:40] Yanagi**
You mockin' me or what?!
**[10:42] Yanagi**
Well?!
**[10:43] Café owner**
I'm terribly sorry. It'll be on the house.
**[10:47] Yanagi**
You bet your ass it will be—
**[10:53] Kirishima**
That's enough, Sanagi.
**[10:57] Yanagi**
Kirishima!
**[10:59] Yanagi**
It's Yanagi, you asshole!
Remember my name already!
**[11:02] Kirishima**
Oh, my bad.
**[11:06] Kirishima**
No point in trying to act tough
in front of civilians.
**[11:09] Kirishima**
Get lost.
**[11:13] Kirishima**
Don't ever come back.
**[11:15] Café owner**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[11:18] Kirishima**
Sorry for the trouble.
**[11:20] Café owner**
Not at all, and I'll make sure to comp your order.
**[11:24] Kirishima**
Thanks, man.
**[11:25] Café man**
S-Sir, your change!
**[11:27] Rei**
Wow... The old Toru wouldn't have
hesitated to destroy this shop.
**[11:40] Rei**
Say, let's go out for drinks.
**[11:44] Rei**
I'd love to hear all about
whoever made you change.
**[11:47] Kirishima**
No. My drinks will taste
like crap around you.
**[11:51] Rei**
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
**[11:54] Kirishima**
I'm kidding.
**[11:57] Kirishima**
I already have plans that take priority.
**[12:00] Kirishima**
Maybe next time.
**[12:07] Rei**
Look at you, making me jealous.
**[12:10] Rei**
But I've never seen him with
such a nice look on his face.
**[12:12] Sign**
Come back tonight though, okay?
from Yaeka
**[12:16] Sign**
Wants to be friends.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[12:21] Sign**
Steadfast
Sponge Cake Mix
**[12:21] Sign**
Steadfast
Pound Cake Mix
**[12:21] Kanami**
Maybe I'll make a cake for you today, Yae-chan.
**[12:25] Yaeka**
I wanna make one, too.
**[12:27] Kanami**
Aw, you're going to help me out?
**[12:29] Yaeka**
I wanna make a chocolate cake.
**[12:32] Kanami**
Then I guess we'll have to
buy a lot of chocolate.
**[12:36] Sign**
Commercial Use
Chocolate Chips
**[12:37] Yaeka**
Yeah.
**[12:39] Yanagi**
Damn it! This is pissing me off.
**[12:41] Kusagami member 1**
Still, it really wasn't a good idea
to cause trouble back there.
**[12:46] Yanagi**
I just *kindly* gave him a warning
that his food tastes like shit!
**[12:52] Yanagi**
That little brat...
**[12:55] Yanagi**
Drive closer to them.
**[12:56] Kusagami member 1**
What?!
**[12:57] Kusagami member 1**
Whoa, we're *definitely* gonna get in trouble
**[12:59] Kusagami member 1**
if we try to do anything to
another boss's daughter.
**[13:02] Kusagami member 1**
It could even lead to a shootout
between the families!
**[13:06] Yanagi**
I'm just kidding, jeez.
**[13:08] Kusagami member 1**
Of course...
**[13:10] Yanagi**
Man, you're no fun.
**[13:15] Yanagi**
We're gonna make a little pit stop.
**[13:18] Kanami**
We're back!
**[13:20] Kanami**
Oh?
**[13:21] Kanami**
You're home?
**[13:22] Kirishima**
Welcome home, little lady.
**[13:24] Ayumu**
Thanks for inviting me over.
**[13:27] Kanami**
She's the one who found Ohagi-chan, right?
**[13:30] Kanami**
We ran into her on the way home.
**[13:32] Kirishima**
I see...
**[13:34] Yaeka**
Ohagi, we're home.
**[13:37] Ayumu**
I see you gave it a tasty-sounding name.
**[13:39] Ayumu**
Drool...
**[13:41] Kirishima**
Is everything about food to you?
**[13:43] Ayumu**
I'm glad to see you again, Toru-kun-san.
**[13:46] Kirishima**
Enough with the weird names.
**[13:48] Ayumu**
Oh, but we're gonna enjoy some girls-only
time now, so you're not invited.
**[13:52] Kirishima**
*God, she's annoying...*
**[13:54] Sign**
Daikiyo
Hanako
Soft Flour
**[13:54] Sign**
Delicious
Pancake Mix
**[13:55] Ayumu**
Do you two always make cakes?
**[13:58] Kanami**
Sometimes.
**[13:59] Kanami**
This is actually Yae-chan's first time. Right?
**[14:02] Yaeka**
Yeah.
**[14:03] Ayumu**
Is there someone you want to make one for?
**[14:07] Kanami**
It must be your dad, right?
**[14:09] Yaeka**
I wanna give some to Kirishima.
**[14:11] Kanami and Ayumu**
*So cute.*
**[14:14] Ayumu**
This is real nice.
**[14:16] Kanami**
Huh?
**[14:17] Ayumu**
I haven't had a crush on anyone yet,
**[14:20] Ayumu**
so I envy the excitement and
anticipation the little lady is feeling.
**[14:26] Yaeka**
Excitement and anticipation...
**[14:28] Sign**
Grrrrruuuumble
**[14:30] Sign**
Grrrrruuuumble
**[14:30] Ayumu**
Well, I'm just here to eat,
so it doesn't really matter.
**[14:34] Kanami**
*Her stomach's been growling this whole time.*
**[14:36] Sakuragi**
What's for dinner tonight?
**[14:38] Kanami**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[14:40] Kanami**
I'm making a cake with Yae-chan,
so could you order out for dinner tonight?
**[14:46] Sakuragi**
All right.
**[14:48] Sakuragi**
Kirishima!
**[14:50] Sakuragi**
So yeah, we're eating out tonight.
**[14:53] Kirishima**
Sure. Is Kazama-tei all right?
**[14:56] Sakuragi**
Yes, if you would.
**[15:00] Kirishima**
Hello, this is Sakuragi.
Thanks for always taking care of us.
**[15:04] Kirishima**
Sorry, but can we make
a reservation for tonight?
**[15:06] Owner**
* I'm terribly sorry, but we'll*
* have to decline for today.*
**[15:11] Kirishima**
Oh, I see...
**[15:12] Kusagami member 1**
*Hey, hurry the hell up!*
**[15:14] Owner**
*Oh, I'm sorry.*
**[15:15] Owner**
*Please excuse me.*
**[15:20] Owner**
Yes, may I help you?
**[15:21] Kusagami Member 1**
This ain't nearly enough food. Keep it coming.
**[15:25] Owner**
But you still have some food left...
**[15:27] Yanagi**
Shut up! We're partyin' tonight!
**[15:31] Yanagi**
We're celebrating the fact that we're gonna
be takin' care of your place, startin' today.
**[15:36] Yanagi**
You're not gonna ask us to pay, are ya?
**[15:39] Sakuragi**
I see. I guess we'll have
to go somewhere else.
**[15:43] Kirishima**
I'm sorry, but something
concerns me about this.
**[15:47] Sakuragi**
What is it?
**[15:48] Kirishima**
Well, something seemed off on the phone.
**[15:50] Kanami and Ayumu**
It's finished!
**[15:52] Ayumi**
I can tell it's delicious just by the smell.
**[15:55] Kanami**
I'll pack some up for you to take home.
**[15:58] Kanami**
Here you go.
**[15:59] Ayumi**
Thanks.
**[16:02] Ayumu**
I'm the happiest when I'm eating
something delicious.
**[16:06] Kanami**
Hopefully you can find someone someday
to share that happiness with.
**[16:11] Ayumu**
Yeah...
**[16:13] Kanami**
Toru-kun.
**[16:15] Kanami**
Is everyone at the office?
**[16:17] Kirishima**
Yes.
**[16:19] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[16:23] Kirishima**
I'm sorry, little lady. I have something
I need to take care of real quick.
**[16:28] Kirishima**
I'll be back soon, though.
**[16:35] Kanami**
Hmph. You could've spared a little time.
**[16:41] Yanagi**
That geezer's a total pushover!
**[16:44] Yanagi**
We just hit him a few times,
and he obeys our every word.
**[16:47] Yanagi**
And now, this place is gonna be the
Kusagami Family's little piggy bank.
**[16:51] Kusagami Member 1**
Are you sure about this, bro?
This is Sakuragi's turf.
**[16:55] Yanagi**
You heard the guy. The Sakuragi Family
wasn't taking payment from here.
**[17:00] Yanagi**
If that's true, there's no problem
with us taking care of 'em.
**[17:04] Kusagami Member 1**
Yes, but...
**[17:06] Yanagi**
He's not gonna show up!
**[17:08] Yanagi**
I'm sure he's just playin' house with that brat,
**[17:11] Yanagi**
and their bedtime's comin' up soon!
**[17:13] Kusagami Member 1**
Right...
**[17:15] Yanagi**
"The Demon of the Sakuragi Family," my ass.
**[17:17] Yanagi**
Everyone's too chickenshit
over a guy playin' babysitter.
**[17:22] Yanagi**
He's just a—
**[17:23] Kirishima**
I've brought you more alcohol.
**[17:26] Yanagi**
Yeah, about damn time!
**[17:29] Yanagi**
K-Kirishima!
**[17:32] Kirishima**
Heya.
**[17:33] Kirishima**
Havin' fun talking shit about me, Unagi?
**[17:38] Yanagi**
It's *Yanagi*, damn you!
**[17:39] Yanagi**
I thought you were babysittin—
**[17:44] Kirishima**
Hey, you've got the nerve to try to
collect from a place on our turf,
**[17:47] Kirishima**
and you didn't even know the rules?
**[17:50] Yanagi**
Who the hell cares about rules?!
**[17:56] Kusagami member 1**
Shit... he's crazy!
**[17:58] Kirishima**
Anyone who can't follow the rules
is gonna be punished.
**[18:02] Yanagi**
Shut up! Who the hell do you think I am—
**[18:13] Kirishima**
By the way, our little lady is *very*
good about following the rules.
**[18:17] Kirishima**
You could probably learn
a thing or two from her.
**[18:20] Yanagi**
Wh-What the hell are you talking about?!
**[18:22] Kirishima**
You're a slow one, aren't ya?
I'm telling you it's *your* bedtime.
**[18:27] Yanagi**
Huh?
**[18:29] Kirishima**
Go on, drink up. You'll sleep better this way.
**[18:35] Kirishima**
Don't worry. After I put you to bed,
**[18:37] Kirishima**
I'll give you a proper burial with a
gravestone and everything, Yahagi.
**[18:40] Yanagi**
I-It's *Yanagi*!
**[18:42] Kusagami member 1**
B-Bro...
**[18:58] Mashiro**
It's been a while, Kirishima-kun.
**[19:01] Kirishima**
Keep your distance, Mashiro.
**[19:05] Mashiro**
Man, you really hate me. I guess
you still don't like my cologne.
***SIGN*** Momoyama Family 1st Lieutenant
Mashiro Yuri
**[19:10] Kirishima**
Gross...
**[19:18] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san!
**[19:19] Kirishima**
Sugihara, you take care of this.
**[19:24] Family**
Let's eat!
**[19:26] Members**
Thanks, Kanami-san!
**[19:28] Members**
Man, this looks great!
**[19:28] Kanami**
Oh? Where's Sugihara-kun?
**[19:31] Takeuchi**
He got a phone call and left.
**[19:34] Kanami**
I see...
**[19:36] Kirishima**
I'm back.
**[19:41] Kirishima**
I'm sorry I'm late, little lady.
**[19:46] Yaeka**
Here.
**[19:47] Kirishima**
Oh? You made this?
**[19:51] Yaeka**
I made chocolate cake.
**[19:55] Kanami**
Huh? Are we missing someone?
**[19:59] Kirishima**
Well, I guess I'll dig in.
**[20:05] Kirishima**
It's great.
**[20:08] Kirishima**
It's got a lot of chocolate chips in it.
**[20:11] Kirishima**
They give it a nice crunch.
**[20:13] Yaeka**
I put extra chocolate chips
in yours, Kirishima.
**[20:17] Kirishima**
Did you, now?
**[20:18] Yaeka**
Because you love chocolate.
**[20:21] Yaeka**
Shh. It's a secret, though.
**[20:25] Kirishima**
You got it. Shh.
**[20:28] Kirishima**
Thank you very much.
**[20:35] Ayumu**
*They shine so much. They almost blind me.*
**[20:40] Ayumu**
*I don't think I'll ever be like that.*
**[20:43] Ayumu**
* Well, I'm hungry, so I should*
* go home and eat my cake...*
**[20:51] Ayumu**
Oh, I'm sorr—
**[20:59] Ayumu**
Um... Thank you very much.
**[21:02] Yaeka**
This is for you, too.
**[21:05] Kirishima**
What's this?
**[21:06] Sign**
Super Vanilla
**[21:06] Yaeka**
Sugihara told me that you like
the lids from ice cream cups.
**[21:12] Kirishima**
I see.
**[21:13] Sign**
Super Vanilla
**[21:13] Kirishima**
That's what Sugihara said, huh?
I'll have to thank him later.
**[21:19] Sugihara**
Damn that Kirishima-san...
**[21:22] Sugihara**
Ordering me out of the
blue to start digging holes...
**[21:26] Sugihara**
This is harder than it looks...
**[21:28] Sign**
Unagi
**[21:28] Sign**
Dunno
**[21:35] Sugihara**
Man, I really wanted some cake.
**[23:08] Sign**
Unagi
**[23:08] Sign**
Dunno
**[23:14] Yanagi**
H-Help us...
**[23:16] Sign**
Unagi
**[23:16] Sign**
Dunno
**[23:17] Mashiro**
Wow, you're still alive.
**[23:21] Mashiro**
Man... Kirishima-kun's really mellowed out.
**[23:26] Mashiro**
Y'know, you only matter when
they call you a demon.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Next Time: First Friend
# E6 - First Friend
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ9D41/first-friend)
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**[00:00] PTA President**
And this ends our meeting for the day.
**[00:01] Sign**
PTA Meeting Venue
**[00:07] Mother 1**
Excuse me...
**[00:09] Mother 1**
This is your first time coming to
one of these meetings, right?
**[00:12] Kirishima**
Huh? Uh, yes.
**[00:14] Mother 1**
Are you here for your wife?
You're so young, yet responsible.
**[00:19] Mother 2**
My husband could learn
a thing or two from you.
**[00:21] Mother 3**
Just let us know if you need
anything, Sakuragi-san.
**[00:26] Kirishima**
Thanks...
**[00:27] Kirishima**
*I wanna go home...*
**[00:29] Mother 1**
Come to think of it, isn't Yaeka-chan's
birthday coming up soon?
**[00:32] Mother 2**
Will you invite my kid to her birthday party?
**[00:35] Mother 3**
We could even help you out!
**[00:37] Kirishima**
*The little lady's birthday...*
**[00:38] Mother**
Yes, let's!
**[00:40] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[00:42] Kirishima**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[00:44] Yaeka**
Kirishima...
**[00:46] Yaeka**
Pfft.
**[00:48] Yaeka**
You look weird.
**[00:50] Kirishima**
Look, this is embarrassing for me, too.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Episode 6: First Friend
**[02:26] Kirishima**
Your birthday's coming up.
**[02:32] Sign**
Happy Birthday Yaeka-chan
**[02:34] (Flashback) Kanami**
Happy Birthday, Yae-chan!
**[02:37] (Flashback) Kanami**
Go on. Blow out the candles.
**[02:40] Kirishima**
Little lady, if you wanted to invite
a friend over for your birthday—
**[02:43] Yaeka**
Can we buy some donuts on our way home?
**[02:47] Kirishima**
Of course. Let's go.
**[02:54] Yaeka**
Kirishima, they have new donuts.
**[02:58] Kirishima**
They sure do. Do you want to get those?
**[03:01] Rei**
Oh? Toru-chan?
**[03:03] Rei**
Omigosh, I was just on my way to see you!
**[03:07] Rei**
What's with the getup? You look so cute!
**[03:10] Rei**
We're going drinking today for *sure*!
**[03:12] Kirishima**
I can't!
**[03:14] Kirishima**
What are you doing here, anyway?
**[03:16] Rei**
I moved here, actually.
**[03:19] Kirishima**
Let's hang out again, just like old times!
**[03:25] Kirishima**
Oh, my apologies, little lady.
**[03:27] Kirishima**
I'll just shoo *this* away immediately.
**[03:29] Rei**
What? Little lady?
**[03:31] Rei**
What?! You're in charge of taking care
of the yakuza boss's daughter?
**[03:35] Rei**
I guess you never know what
life has in store for you.
**[03:38] Kirishima**
Anyway, if you're just
inviting me out for drinks...
**[03:41] Rei**
So your name's Yaeka-chan?
**[03:44] Rei**
You can just call me Rei-chan.
**[03:47] Yaeka**
Rei-chan...
**[03:48] Kirishima**
Don't speak to the little lady!
**[03:49] Yaeka**
Kirishima, are you Rei-chan's friend?
**[03:52] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[03:53] Yaeka**
You're acting different than usual.
**[03:56] Yaeka**
The way you're talking
makes you sound close.
**[03:58] Rei**
Yup! We've been best friends
since middle school.
**[04:04] Rei**
I'm closer to him than anyon—
**[04:05] Sign**
Hatred
**[04:06] Rei**
Hey, what's that look for?!
**[04:09] Kirishima**
Misunderstanding or not,
if people think I'm close to *you*, it's...
**[04:14] Rei**
Uh, hello?! You're being
super rude to me here.
**[04:18] Rei**
You never were honest about your feelings.
**[04:21] Rei**
No one likes shy boys, by the way.
**[04:23] Kirishima**
Shut up.
**[04:25] Rei**
What's Toru-chan like with you, Yaeka-chan?
**[04:28] Yaeka**
He's smiley and nice.
**[04:30] Rei**
Huh?
**[04:32] Rei**
Those were the last words
I ever expected to hear.
**[04:35] Kirishima**
Stop looking like you're so damn
baffled by that. It's pissing me off.
**[04:39] Sign**
"Kirishima couldn't take it anymore and went out for a smoke"
**[04:42] Rei**
You see, in the past,
Toru-chan almost never smiled
**[04:46] Rei**
and always had this icy glare on his face.
**[04:49] Rei**
I was wondering why he'd softened up so much.
**[04:53] Rei**
I guess this truly was a
wonderful encounter for him.
**[04:55] Yaeka**
A wonderful encounter?
**[04:58] Rei**
Yes. A wonderful encounter.
**[05:00] Rei**
Wonderful encounters make people happy.
**[05:04] Rei**
Yaeka-chan, take good care
of Toru for me, okay?
**[05:08] Kirishima**
Little lady, let's head home.
**[05:12] Yaeka**
Okay. I want to get everyone donuts.
**[05:15] Kirishima**
That's a great idea.
**[05:16] Yaeka**
A plain one for Daddy.
A strawberry one for Sugihara.
**[05:20] Yaeka**
And a chocolate one for you, Kirishima.
**[05:22] Kirishima**
Oh, there's one for me, too?
**[05:25] Kirishima**
The hell are you looking at?
**[05:28] Rei**
I hate to admit it, but I'm smitten
with this version of you.
**[05:30] Kirishima**
Get lost already.
**[05:33] Kirishima**
See ya.
**[05:34] Kirishima**
Let's go, little lady.
**[05:36] Rei**
Oh, I just remembered
after running into you...
**[05:41] Rei**
Do you remember Masaya?
**[05:42] Kirishima**
Masaya?
**[05:44] Rei**
Nah, I guess you wouldn't.
**[05:46] Rei**
Remember the guy from middle school
who'd always pick a fight when he saw you?
**[05:51] Rei**
You both sorta sucked as people.
**[05:55] Sign**
Prison
**[05:55] Rei**
I wonder what he's up to nowadays.
**[06:01] Shinjo**
Masaya.
**[06:03] Shinjo**
Congrats on getting out.
**[06:06] Masaya**
Piss off.
**[06:08] Kanami**
Well? How do you like my gift to Yae-chan?
**[06:11] Kirishima**
It's very nice.
**[06:13] Kanami**
Are we doing something big for her birthday?
**[06:16] Kanami**
We celebrated her birthday
here last year, remember?
**[06:19] Kirishima**
Really? I had no idea.
**[06:22] Kanami**
Hm?
**[06:24] Kanami**
Oh, right.
**[06:25] Kirishima**
Last year, you were off causing trouble,
so you were rarely home.
**[06:30] Kirishima**
Jeez... You make me sound like some rioter.
**[06:33] Kanami**
But this year, since you're looking after her,
you'll be able to celebrate with her. Yay!
**[06:39] Kirishima**
Right. Are we inviting any of her
friends over for her birthday?
**[06:43] Kanami**
Well, considering where she lives,
it's not so easy to bring friends over.
**[06:49] Kirishima**
Oh, right...
**[06:52] Kanami**
So what are you getting her, Toru-kun?
**[06:56] Kirishima**
I don't know... Something that
would make the little lady happy...
**[07:02] Kanami**
What kinds of presents did
you get when you were little?
**[07:05] Kirishima**
Actually, I didn't really get much.
**[07:09] Sign**
Happy Birthday
**[07:13] Kanami**
Oh, sorry. It's not like material
things matter that much, anyway.
**[07:19] Kirishima**
Right.
**[07:20] Kanami**
For example...
**[07:22] Kanami**
Maybe someone did something for you.
**[07:25] Kirishima**
Those memories would
also be a lovely present.
**[07:29] Kirishima**
I see... Maybe some home cooking?
**[07:32] Kanami**
Home cooking! That's a great idea!
**[07:34] Kirishima**
The only problem is, I've never cooked...
**[07:38] Kanami**
Don't you worry! Cooking
is all about love! Love!
**[07:41] Kirishima**
Love, huh?
**[07:46] Yaeka**
You can't go to the park, Kirishima?
**[07:49] Kirishima**
My apologies. Something suddenly came up.
**[07:54] Sugihara**
Which means we'll go with you instead!
**[07:58] Takeuchi**
Let's go to the park!
**[08:05] Sign**
Fuyutsuki Park
**[08:05] Sugihara**
We tie two jump ropes together and...
**[08:09] Sugihara**
All done.
**[08:11] Sugihara**
Okay, here we go.
**[08:13] Takeuchi**
Ready, and—
**[08:16] Sugihara and Takeuchi**
Who's that?!
**[08:18] Sara**
I'm Sara! Wanna jump rope!
**[08:21] Sugihara**
Sara-chan?
**[08:23] Takeuchi**
Is she a foreigner's kid?
**[08:24] Sara**
What's your name?
**[08:26] Yaeka**
S-Sakuragi Yaeka.
**[08:29] Sara**
Yaeka! Let's jump rope!
**[08:32] Sara**
Lemme jump rope with you!
**[08:34] Sugihara**
*That's some peer pressure...*
**[08:37] Kanami**
First, let's have you cut
the vegetables, Toru-kun.
**[08:40] Kirishima**
Sure.
**[08:43] Kanami**
Hold your left hand like a cat's paw
so you don't cut yourself.
**[08:47] Kirishima**
Okay.
**[08:47] Kanami**
Oh, and put the chopped veggies in—
**[08:51] Kirishima**
Ah.
**[08:52] Kanami**
Really?! What did I just tell you?!
**[08:55] Kirishima**
Sorry. At some point, I lost track of whether
I was cutting the vegetable or my finger.
**[09:00] Kanami**
How does that even happen?!
A-Anyway, let's get you bandaged up!
**[09:04] Sara**
Twenty-eight, twenty-nine...
**[09:07] Yaeka and Sara**
Thirty!
**[09:09] Sara**
Wow! Yay! We jumped thirty times!
**[09:12] Sara**
You're the best, Yaeka!
**[09:14] Sara**
I wanna play with you more!
What should we play next?
**[09:19] Yaeka**
Um...
**[09:21] Sugihara**
You can do whatever you'd like, little lady.
**[09:22] Takeuchi**
Crap, it got tangled...
**[09:26] Yaeka**
Then how about the swings?
**[09:28] Sara**
Yes!
**[09:29] Sara**
Let's go, Yaeka!
**[09:31] Yaeka**
Okay.
**[09:36] Sugihara**
Take that!
**[09:41] Both**
Ready, and...
**[09:49] Sara**
Happy birthday!
**[09:51] Yaeka**
Huh?
**[09:52] Sara**
This is my birthday cake! Celebrate with me!
**[09:56] Yaeka**
Oh... Happy birthday.
**[10:03] Leon**
Hey, Sara!
**[10:05] Sara**
Ah, Papa!
**[10:07] Sara**
Bye-bye!
**[10:08] Sara**
Papa!
**[10:09] Takeuchi**
And off goes that little storm...
**[10:14] Sara**
Oh, yeah! Yaeka!
**[10:16] Sara**
Let's play again!
**[10:20] Yaeka**
Okay. See you later.
**[10:23] Sugihara**
Th-The little lady made
a friend, Takeuchi...
**[10:27] Takeuchi**
Uh, yeah... Huh?!
**[10:31] Kanami**
I wasn't sure how things were gonna go
after you bled on the cutting board, but...
**[10:35] Kirishima**
Looks like I'm cooking now, sorta.
**[10:39] Kanami**
Still, I'm a little surprised
you chose cooking.
**[10:42] Kanami**
Do you have any special memories of it?
**[10:44] Kirishima**
This is basically what birthdays meant to me.
**[10:48] Sign**
Happy Birthday
**[10:49] Kirishima**
It was never anything grand...
**[10:52] Kirishima**
But this was my favorite.
**[10:56] Kanami**
I see.
**[10:57] Kirishima**
That just means we need
to have Yae-chan eat
**[11:00] Kirishima**
your favorite dish on her birthday.
**[11:04] Kirishima**
I'll do my best.
**[11:06] Sugihara**
Yes. We'll be there soon.
**[11:09] Sugihara**
Thanks.
**[11:13] Takeuchi**
What's the matter?
**[11:16] Yaeka**
It's nothing.
**[11:21] Yaeka**
I wonder if we'll get to play again.
**[11:23] Sugihara**
Huh?
**[11:24] Sugihara**
Of course we can! Right?
**[11:27] Takeuchi**
Yeah! We'd love to!
**[11:29] Sugihara**
Aw, shucks. I'm flattered you'd ask us.
**[11:52] Kirishima**
Welcome home.
**[11:53] Yaeka**
Thanks.
**[11:57] Yaeka**
What's wrong?
**[11:58] Kirishima**
Oh, er, it's nothing.
**[12:01] Kirishima**
Come on, let's go inside.
**[12:04] Yaeka**
Okay.
**[12:07] Sara**
Yaeka!
**[12:10] Leon**
We just moved in and came to say hi!
**[12:12] Sara**
Yaeka! We're neighbors! Let's play!
**[12:15] Sugihara**
What? You're neighbors?
**[12:17] Sara**
Yaeka!
**[12:19] Sara**
We got to see each other again!
**[12:20] Yaeka**
Yeah, we did.
**[12:23] Sara**
I'm so happy, Yaeka!
**[12:26] Sara**
Let's play!
**[12:29] Leon**
Oh!
**[12:31] Leon**
Are you the master here?
**[12:33] Leon**
I moved in next door.
This isn't much, but...
**[12:38] Sakuragi**
That was kind of you. Thank you.
**[12:40] Sara**
I'm gonna play with Yaeka!
**[12:42] Sakuragi**
Thank you, little one.
**[12:44] Sakuragi**
But it's pretty late tonight.
Maybe another time...
**[12:48] Yaeka**
Daddy.
**[12:50] Yaeka**
Can I invite Sara over when
we celebrate my birthday?
**[12:54] Sara**
Birthday? I wanna go!
**[13:00] Kirishima**
Um, I'm sorry, but...
**[13:02] Sakuragi**
Wait.
**[13:05] Sakuragi**
That's fine, Yaeka. Invite her over.
**[13:07] Sara**
Yay! Let's play again, Yaeka!
**[13:10] Yaeka**
Sure. What should we play?
**[13:13] Sara**
I'm so excited!
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[13:19] Yaeka**
Daddy, for my birthday today...
**[13:23] Sakuragi**
Yes, I know. You're inviting
the girl next door over.
**[13:27] Yaeka**
Yup.
**[13:27] Kirishima**
* The gates of this house keep*
* opening up wider and wider...*
**[13:31] Yaeka**
She said her dad was going to come, too.
**[13:34] Sakura**
Her dad, too?
**[13:36] Sara**
Yaeka!
**[13:37] Leon**
Thanks for having us over.
**[13:38] Sara**
Let's play lots again today!
**[13:41] Leon**
Thank you very much
for inviting us over today.
**[13:44] Leon**
I haven't introduced myself yet.
**[13:46] Leon**
My name is Leon.
**[13:48] Kirishima**
Right... Thanks for the other day.
**[13:50] Kirishima**
*Jeez, this guy's intense...*
**[13:53] Kirishima**
* But he doesn't seem to*
* know about our family,*
**[13:55] Kirishima**
* so it might work out that his daughter*
* ended up the little lady's friend.*
**[13:59] Leon**
May I ask you for your name?
**[14:01] Kirishima**
Sure, I'm Kirishima.
**[14:04] Leon**
Oh, Kirishima-san, then.
**[14:06] Leon**
Are you Yaeka's butler, Kirishima-san?
**[14:09] Kirishima**
I mean, if I have to go
into battle, I guess I will...
**[14:12] Kanami**
Oh, jeez! He said "butler," not "battler."
**[14:14] Kirishima**
Ah...
**[14:16] Leon**
You battle, Kirishima-san?
**[14:18] Kanami**
No, no, that's not what
he meant. "Butler" was right.
**[14:21] Kirishima**
Oh, I'm nothing fancy, though.
**[14:25] Yaeka**
This way, Sara.
**[14:27] Sara**
'Kay!
**[14:29] Kirishima**
Hey, boss.
**[14:31] Kirishima**
Perfect timing. I was about to
bring our guest over and—
**[14:35] Leon**
I wanted to ask you so much! Beautiful!
**[14:38] Leon**
This house is filled with
the heart of Japan!
**[14:41] Sakuragi**
Huh?
**[14:42] Leon**
I love the heart of Japan.
**[14:45] Leon**
When I first saw this house,
**[14:47] Leon**
I knew that the master here
would be friends with me!
**[14:51] Leon**
And just as I hoped...
**[14:53] Leon**
You are the epitome of
Japanese style, Sakuragi-san!
**[14:53] Sign**
Wabi-sabi Traditional Japanese Clothes
**[14:57] Leon**
I'm so happy! May I take some pictures?
**[15:04] Sakuragi**
Hey, what are you laughing at?
**[15:06] Kirishima**
Oh, I'm... I'm not laughing...
**[15:09] Leon**
Okay, one more picture, please!
**[15:11] Leon**
Sakuragi-san, smile!
**[15:13] Sakuragi**
Hey!
**[15:14] Leon**
Smile? Smile!
**[15:18] Sara**
Oh! Japanese tea and sweets!
**[15:22] Sugihara**
Dig right in.
**[15:23] Sara**
Oh! The jump rope guys!
**[15:26] Yaeka**
This is Sugihara and Takeuchi.
**[15:28] Sara**
Can I have some?
**[15:30] Yaeka**
Sure, go ahead.
**[15:37] Sara**
Mm, so yummy!
**[15:39] Sara**
Yaeka, there are so many people at your house!
**[15:42] Sara**
Are they all your famiglia?
**[15:44] Yaeka**
Fami...?
**[15:45] Sugihara**
She means "family."
**[15:47] Yaeka**
Family... Yes, they're all my family.
**[15:51] Sara**
Yay! So many! How wonderful!
**[15:53] Yaeka**
Huh? You think so?
**[15:55] Sara**
So wonderful! The daifuku is also wonderful!
**[15:59] Sugihara**
They are delicious, huh?
**[16:02] Yaeka**
Ohagi?
**[16:03] Yaeka**
Wow! Cat!
**[16:06] Sara**
Ohagi-chan! So cute!
**[16:12] Sara**
Come back here!
**[16:14] Sugihara**
Hey, wait!
**[16:15] Sugihara**
I see she's still like a storm...
**[16:19] Takeuchi**
Truly.
**[16:22] Sugihara**
But a storm blowing around
the house is bad!
**[16:25] Takeuchi**
There are priceless antiques everywhere!
**[16:28] Sugihara**
Come back here!
**[16:29] Takeuchi**
No horsing around!
**[16:31] Sugihara**
Where'd they go?!
**[16:36] Leon**
I couldn't tell from the outside,
**[16:39] Leon**
but your garden has a cherry tree.
**[16:42] Sakuragi**
I'm surprised you could tell
it was a cherry tree.
**[16:44] Leon**
Yes. Cherry trees are very memorable
and special to my wife and me.
**[16:48] Sakuragi**
Memorable?
**[16:50] Leon**
When my wife and I first came to Japan,
the first thing we saw were cherry blossoms.
**[16:55] Leon**
We were absolutely charmed
by how beautiful they were,
**[16:59] Leon**
so we decided to live in Japan.
**[17:02] Leon**
That's why the fact that we get
to live in Japan as a family
**[17:05] Leon**
and the fact that we got
to meet you, Sakuragi-san...
**[17:08] Leon**
Oh, Sakura...
**[17:10] Leon**
Cherry trees, and your name
also means "cherry tree"!
**[17:12] Leon**
I knew our meeting was
destined! How wonderful!
**[17:17] Sakuragi**
You don't need to force them
together. They're not related.
**[17:20] Leon**
I'm not forcing anything! There's
meaning behind our encounter!
**[17:26] Sara**
The kids win! The adults are weak!
**[17:29] Sara**
Winner!
**[17:34] Kirishima**
The hell are you two losers doing?
**[17:37] Sugihara**
Before we knew it, a contest started to
see who could catch Ohagi first...
**[17:41] Kirishima**
Well, it's you, Sugihara. Of course you lost.
**[17:45] Sugihara**
Ouch! You'd really say that to my face?!
**[17:49] Sara**
Papa! Having fun talking to Yaeka's papa?
**[17:52] Leon**
Yes, I'm having a great time!
**[17:55] Yaeka**
Are you tired, Daddy?
**[17:57] Sakuragi**
No, I'll be fine.
**[17:59] Leon**
Sara, are you having fun playing with Yaeka?
**[18:02] Sara**
Yes! So much fun!
**[18:04] Sara**
Yaeka's my best friend!
**[18:07] Sara**
Hey, what should we do next?
**[18:09] Yaeka**
You never finished
eating your daifuku, Sara.
**[18:11] Sara**
Oh, that's right! I'll go eat them!
**[18:14] Yaeka**
Okay, let's go.
**[18:16] Sara**
Yeah!
**[18:20] Sara**
Here, for you!
**[18:20] Yaeka**
Huh? Are you sure?
**[18:22] Sara**
Yup!
**[18:23] Leon**
Oh, how lovely.
**[18:25] Leon**
I'm going to take a picture!
**[18:27] Sara**
Yay!
**[18:29] Leon**
I'm very grateful for this wonderful
encounter, Sakuragi-san.
**[18:34] Yaeka**
Encounter?
**[18:36] (Flashback) Rei**
Yes. A wonderful encounter.
**[18:38] (Flashback) Rei**
Wonderful encounters make people happy.
**[18:42] Sara**
It's so good!
**[18:43] Yaeka**
Sara?
**[18:45] Yaeka**
You seem to really enjoy the food,
so I was wondering if you're happy.
**[18:50] Sara**
Of course I'm happy! What about you?
**[18:53] Yaeka**
Yup, I'm happy, too.
**[18:57] Yaeka**
This is a wonderful encounter.
**[18:59] Sara**
Encounter?
**[19:00] Yaeka**
They say that wonderful
encounters make you happy.
**[19:04] Yaeka**
Hey, Sara...
**[19:10] Yaeka**
I hope we can continue to be friends!
**[19:14] Sara**
Okay! Friends with Yaeka is okay!
**[19:21] Yaeka**
Sara, you have powder on your mouth.
**[19:24] Sara**
Wow!
**[19:27] Sakuragi**
Indeed, this might be a fine encounter.
**[19:31] Leon**
Yes! I hope we can continue
being friends, Sakuragi-san.
***SIGN*** Happy
Birthday
**[19:39] Sugihara**
Happy birthday!
**[19:40] Takeuchi**
Happy birthday!
**[19:42] Kanami**
Happy birthday, Yae-chan!
**[19:44] Sara**
Happy birthday, Yaeka!
**[19:47] Leon**
Happy birthday!
**[19:49] Yaeka**
Thank you.
**[19:50] All**
Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
**[19:56] Sara**
Bye-bye!
**[19:57] Sara**
Let's play again soon!
***SIGN*** Sakuragi
**[19:58] Yaeka**
Yeah. See you later.
**[20:05] Sugihara**
And away blows the storm...
**[20:07] Takeuchi**
Yeah.
**[20:09] Takeuchi**
Hey, where's Kirishima-san?
**[20:11] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[20:13] Sign**
Splat
**[20:13] Sign**
Happy Birthday
**[20:15] Yaeka**
Did you make this, Kirishima?
**[20:18] Kirishima**
Yes. I wanted to bring it out earlier,
**[20:23] Kirishima**
but I had a hard time getting
the eggs to look nice.
**[20:25] Kanami**
Toru-kun practiced real hard
for you, Yae-chan.
**[20:30] Yaeka**
Practiced?
**[20:37] Yaeka**
Can I eat this?
**[20:39] Kirishima**
Please.
**[20:51] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother**
Toru, I'm sorry I can never
buy you any presents.
**[20:56] (Flashback) Little Kirishima**
I like my birthday dinner, though.
**[21:00] Sign**
Happy Birthday
**[21:01] Kirishima**
*Presents don't have to be material things.*
**[21:05] Yaeka**
Kirishima!
**[21:10] Yaeka**
Thank you for making this omelet rice for me.
**[21:16] Kirishima**
* I think... I finally understand*
* what that means now.*
**[21:23] Sign**
Happy Birthday
**[21:23] Kirishima**
Happy birthday.
**[21:29] Kakihara**
First off, congrats on getting out.
**[21:32] Kakihara**
I'll make sure you get to eat somethin'
good today, my beloved son.
**[21:37] Masaya**
Thanks, but if this ain't important,
could it wait 'til later?
**[21:41] Masaya**
There's something I wanna do right now.
**[21:43] Shinjo**
Hey, Masaya! Did you forget how to talk
while you were in the slammer?
**[21:48] Kakihara**
Oh, c'mon. It's fine, Ryoma.
**[21:51] Kakihara**
Masaya's always been like this.
**[21:54] Shinjo**
But...
**[21:55] Kakihara**
So what's this thing you
wanna do so bad, Masaya?
**[22:00] Masaya**
I'm gonna go kill Kirishima Toru.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Next Time: The Ultimate Target
# E7 - The Ultimate Target
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**[00:03] Masaya**
Man, this sucks. All of you
are weak pieces of shit.
**[00:16] Masaya**
Talk about boring.
**[00:20] Masaya**
*This isn't nearly enough.*
**[00:26] (Flashback) Masaya**
I'm gonna go kill Kirishima Toru!
**[00:29] (Flashback) Kakihara**
There you go again with Kirishima Toru.
**[00:32] (Flashback) Kakihara**
You sure are obsessed with the guy.
**[00:34] (Flashback) Kakihara**
But honestly, I wouldn't bother.
**[00:37] (Flashback) Kakihara**
I'm pretty sure Kirishima doesn't
have time for you right now.
**[00:41] (Flashback) Masaya**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[00:42] (Flashback) Shinjo**
Hey, Masaya!
**[00:45] (Flashback) Kakihara**
Kirishima's currently busy
taking care of a cute little girl,
**[00:49] (Flashback) Kakihara**
so he's on break from being a demon.
**[00:51] (Flashback) Masaya**
Huh? Taking care of... a little girl?
**[01:02] (Flashback) Masaya**
There's no way that's true!
**[01:05] (Flashback) Kakihara**
Kirishima changed while
you were in the slammer.
**[01:09] (Flashback) Kakihara**
Which is why you should learn
from him and calm down...
**[01:13] (Flashback) Masaya**
Shut up!
**[01:14] (Flashback) Shinjo**
What?
**[01:15] (Flashback) Kakihara**
Oh, dear...
**[01:23] Masaya**
*Kirishima's changed?*
**[01:26] Masaya**
**The *Kirishima? For real?*
**[01:30] Masaya**
* I'll be the one to decide that*
* when I see it with my own eyes.*
**[01:35] Masaya**
* Because my only reason for*
* living was to crush that guy.*
**[01:39] Masaya**
* Man, I just can't wait to*
* kill you, Kirishima Toru!*
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Episode 7: The Ultimate Target
**[03:16] Masaya**
Damn it! Taking care of a little girl?!
**[03:20] Masaya**
Don't give me that shit!
**[03:21] Masaya**
* The boss doesn't know what*
* kind of guy Kirishima is.*
**[03:26] Masaya**
*Thirteen years ago...*
**[03:34] Masaya**
*I picked a fight with Kirishima,*
**[03:36] Masaya**
* who I'd heard would murder*
* anyone who got involved with him.*
**[03:40] Masaya**
* And then, after one hit,*
* I understood everything.*
**[03:43] (Flashback) Rei**
T-Toru-chan, wait! That's too much!
**[03:46] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Huh? Who gives a shit?
**[03:49] (Flashback) Kirishima**
No one would care if this weakling died.
**[03:51] Masaya**
* I picked a lot of random fights with dudes to*
* test my strength, but he was on another level.*
**[04:01] Masaya**
*Kirishima was the ultimate target to me.*
**[04:09] Masaya**
* Ever since then, all I've thought*
* about is crushing him.*
**[04:14] Masaya**
*The Alpha and the Omega, Kirishima Toru.*
**[04:18] (Flashback) Kakihara**
...taking care of a cute little girl...
**[04:21] Sfx**
Snap
**[04:22] Masaya**
God *damn* it!
**[04:25] Masaya**
I won't be satisfied
until I see it for myself!
**[04:27] Masaya**
Show yourself, Kirishima Toru!
**[04:30] Kirishima**
Dude, shut the hell up.
**[04:33] Kirishima**
Who's screaming my name in
the middle of the damn street?
**[04:37] Masaya**
Kirishi...ma?
**[04:47] Masaya**
You're shittin' me... right?
**[04:51] Kirishima**
*Who the hell's this weirdo?*
***SIGN*** Path
**[04:56] Shinjo**
Boss, are you sure we didn't
need to stop Masaya?
**[05:00] Kakihara**
Hm... Yeah.
**[05:02] Kakihara**
I really don't want to start
anything with Sakuragi.
**[05:07] Kakihara**
Guess we should go fetch him soon.
**[05:10] Kakihara**
But before that, let's have some coffee.
**[05:14] Shinjo**
*He exists in his own time zone.*
**[05:15] Kakihara**
But man, Sakuragi sure is lucky
to have such a cute daughter.
**[05:21] Shinjo**
Sure...
**[05:23] Kakihara**
At our last meeting, I asked him if I could
borrow his daughter just for a day, and...
**[05:30] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
What?
**[05:32] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Think before you speak. Or do you want
your whole family to be crushed?
**[05:36] Kakihara**
I almost destroyed our
alliance by accident.
**[05:40] Kakihara**
Man, he sure is a doting parent.
**[05:42] Shinjo**
Seriously, that isn't funny.
**[05:44] Shinjo**
Please don't randomly self-destruct
when I'm not around.
**[05:48] Sign**
The man who has to deal with all
the Kakihara Family problems
**[05:53] Yaeka**
Kirishima, is he your friend?
**[05:57] Kirishima**
I'm not sure. I don't actually know who he is.
**[06:00] Yaeka**
He was shouting your name, though.
**[06:03] Kirishima**
Ah... Well, I know a lot of guys in suits.
I can't remember all of them.
**[06:07] Yaeka**
I guess you do mix up Rabi-kun
and Mi-chan all the time.
**[06:10] Kirishima**
They're really hard to tell apart.
**[06:12] Masaya**
Hey, Kirishima! You can't be serious!
**[06:14] Masaya**
The hell are you doing?!
**[06:17] Kirishima**
Huh? What am I doing?
**[06:19] Kirishima**
Buying colored pencils with the
little lady at the stationery shop.
**[06:22] Masaya**
That's not what I'm talkin' about!
**[06:24] Masaya**
The hell are you
babysittin' little kids for?!
**[06:26] Masaya**
The guy I know wouldn't do that crap!
**[06:30] Kirishima**
Is that so? Well, sorry, but
I don't remember who you—
**[06:33] Masaya**
Shut up! It doesn't matter
because I remember *you*!
**[06:37] Kirishima**
*Uh, how does that even work?*
**[06:39] Kirishima**
God, this is a pain.
I'm terribly sorry, little lady.
**[06:43] Kirishima**
Could you go wait in the
stationery shop for a bit—
**[06:46] Rei**
Oh, Yaeka-chan!
**[06:48] Rei**
Hi there! Are you on your
way home from school?
**[06:50] Yaeka**
Rei-chan.
**[06:51] Rei**
Aw, Toru-chan's being a good boy,
actually coming to pick you up.
**[06:55] Kirishima**
Actually, you'll do. Watch the
little lady for a bit, all right?
**[06:59] Rei**
Huh?
**[07:00] Kirishima**
I'm gonna shoo this guy off.
**[07:05] Rei**
Huh? Masaya?!
**[07:06] Rei**
Omigosh, it's been so long!
**[07:09] Masaya**
Get the hell off me!
**[07:10] Yaeka**
Is he Rei-chan's friend?
**[07:12] Kirishima**
I guess so.
**[07:14] Rei**
What do you mean, Toru-chan?
It's Masaya, remember? Masaya!
**[07:17] Rei**
I mentioned him the other day!
**[07:19] Rei**
The battle nut who'd always
pick fights with you!
**[07:23] Masaya**
How are you so strong—
**[07:24] Rei**
See? Look at this scar?
**[07:27] Kirishima**
Middle school? Scar on his face?
**[07:42] (Flashback) Masaya**
I'll kill you... I'll kill you, you hear me?!
**[07:45] (Flashback) Masaya**
I don't care where you go,
I'll be there to kill you!
**[07:49] (Flashback) Masaya**
Just you wait, Kirishima!
**[07:55] Kirishima**
Oh, right.
**[07:56] Kirishima**
I guess there was some dude like that.
**[08:01] Rei**
You *really* don't remember people, do you?
**[08:04] Rei**
But isn't it cool that you happened
to bump into each other
**[08:07] Rei**
thirteen years later?
**[08:08] Yaeka**
Thirteen years...
**[08:10] Kirishima**
Definitely nothing to be happy about.
**[08:12] Rei**
Oh, Toru-chan! You're so shy!
**[08:15] Rei**
We were the squad.
**[08:17] Kirishima**
Wait. I broke open this dude's skull, right?
**[08:21] Masaya**
Piss off!
**[08:22] Masaya**
I was never friends with you two!
**[08:25] Rei**
What are you talking about?
**[08:27] Rei**
We were the school outcasts,
so we became friends!
**[08:33] Sign**
Battle Nut
**[08:33] Sign**
Would murder you
if you talked to him
**[08:33] Sign**
Effeminate
**[08:34] Sign**
The Squad
**[08:36] Masaya**
We were just some weirdos that got together!
**[08:38] Rei**
Yeah, but Masaya, I didn't think
you'd end up a yakuza, too.
**[08:42] Masaya**
That's none of your business!
More importantly...
**[08:45] Masaya**
What's really messed up is this dude hiding
his true nature to babysit some kid!
**[08:53] Masaya**
I've been searching this whole time...
**[08:56] Masaya**
for the guy they've been
calling a demon for so long.
**[09:00] (Flashback) Kakihara**
Hey, kid. This Kirishima
you're looking for...
**[09:05] (Flashback) Kakihara**
He's the new kid that joined
Sakuragi's family recently, isn't he?
**[09:08] (Flashback) Kakihara**
They call him...
**[09:09] (Flashback) Kakihara**
Kirishima the Yakuza Crusher.
**[09:12] (Flashback) Kakihara**
He's pretty famous for crushing
yakuza families left and right.
**[09:16] (Flashback) Kakihara**
We haven't had the pleasure
of running into him yet...
**[09:19] (Flashback) Kakihara**
But if you become a yakuza, too,
you might just bump into him.
**[09:26] Masaya**
I joined 'cause I thought I'd get to
meet a crazier version of you
**[09:29] Masaya**
than the one I knew from middle school!
**[09:32] Masaya**
And yet, you—
**[09:33] Kirishima**
Hey.
**[09:35] Kirishima**
Shut your mouth.
**[09:38] Kirishima**
I don't give a rat's ass
how you live your life,
**[09:41] Kirishima**
but if you're gonna be a thorn in my side,
**[09:44] Kirishima**
how about I end you right here and now?
**[09:50] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[09:52] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[09:55] Kirishima**
I'm sorry, little lady!
**[09:56] Kirishima**
I was just a little hangry.
**[09:59] Yaeka**
Really?
**[10:01] Masaya**
What the hell are you talking about?!
**[10:03] Kakihara**
Hey, Masaya!
**[10:06] Kakihara**
Masaya, we're gonna go get some grub.
**[10:09] Masaya**
Boss?!
**[10:15] Masaya**
Why are you here?! I finally found
Kirishima, and now I'm gonna—
**[10:21] Shinjo**
The boss said we're eating, so we're eating.
**[10:23] Masaya**
Let go of me!
**[10:25] Shinjo**
Yeah, yeah, we're done for today.
See ya later, Kirishima.
**[10:26] Masaya**
Let go of me, damn it!
**[10:33] Kakihara**
Sorry if our Masaya interrupted anything.
**[10:35] Kirishima**
Right...
**[10:37] Masaya**
God damn it!
**[10:39] Rei**
That was over as quickly as it started.
**[10:41] Rei**
Honestly, Masaya hasn't changed at all.
**[10:45] Rei**
I'm on edge just watching him.
**[10:53] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[10:54] Yaeka**
You're hungry, right? Let's go home.
**[10:58] Kirishima**
Sure.
**[11:01] Mashiro**
Hello, President?
**[11:03] Mashiro**
As I said, Kirishima-kun
won't be heading that way.
**[11:07] Mashiro**
Yes.
**[11:09] Mashiro**
Don't worry. It'll all work out.
**[11:12] Mashiro**
You've got *me*, after all.
**[11:17] Sugihara**
Okay, time for another fun day at work.
**[11:22] Sign**
Gonna Take Kirishima Down
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[11:28] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san.
**[11:30] Sugihara**
I just got to Kono's office.
**[11:32] Kirishima**
*I see.*
**[11:34] Kirishima**
*Just do it like we discussed yesterday.*
**[11:36] Sugihara**
Right.
**[11:36] Yaeka**
*Kirishima, don't move.*
**[11:39] Yaeka**
If you move, I can't draw you right.
**[11:41] Kirishima**
My apologies. I'm just not used
to being an art model.
**[11:46] Sugihara**
*No fair. Sounds like you're having fun.*
**[11:49] Kirishima**
You're the one who gets to play
with President Kono, though.
**[11:52] Sugihara**
*What?*
**[11:54] Kirishima**
*Just let me know how it goes.*
**[11:56] Sugihara**
You got it.
**[12:00] Kono**
I couldn't ask for anything better
than Sakuragi-san being on our side.
**[12:06] Sugihara**
We're also ecstatic to finally have
a connection with you, President Kono.
**[12:12] Kono**
By the way, there's something
I'd like to discuss with you.
**[12:15] Sugihara**
Yes?
**[12:16] Kono**
Is there any way we can make
some changes to this agreement?
**[12:21] Sugihara**
Changes, you say?
**[12:23] Kono**
The other day, I talked to Kirishima-san...
**[12:28] Kono**
But I've heard some
terrifying rumors about him.
**[12:31] Kono**
I wasn't thinking straight, and I ended up
writing a higher price than I had planned.
**[12:36] Sugihara**
Ah, in the heat of the moment, huh?
**[12:39] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san's face is pretty scary,
**[12:41] Sugihara**
so I don't blame you for
thinking he was threatening you.
**[12:44] Kono**
Oh, it's not like that.
**[12:47] Kono**
I just let myself get spooked
even though I barely know him.
**[12:51] Sign**
Agreement
**[12:51] Kono**
This is very important to me,
so I wanted to think it over.
**[12:55] Sign**
Agreement
**[12:55] Kono**
I will be in your care
from now on, after all.
**[12:58] Sugihara**
Yes, of course. I'll wait as
long as you need me to.
**[13:03] Kono**
Thank you very much.
**[13:06] Sugihara**
*I knew it. He's just some lackey.*
**[13:09] Kono**
Here's the new agreement
I'd like to propose.
**[13:15] Sugihara**
I see...
**[13:19] Sugihara**
Looks okay to me.
**[13:20] Kono**
* Looks like this will go*
* smoothly, just like he said.*
**[13:25] Kono**
Really? Thank you very much.
**[13:31] Kono**
I'm glad you're so understanding,
Sugihara-san.
**[13:35] Sugihara**
Oh, I'm honored.
**[13:38] Sugihara**
I feel so at ease since
this is a fake agreement.
**[13:41] Kono**
Huh?
**[13:42] Sugihara**
Huh?
**[13:44] Kono**
What did you just say?
**[13:45] Sugihara**
Oh, right. I said I feel so at ease
because this is a fake agreement.
**[13:50] Kono**
F-Fake? What are you...
**[13:53] Kono**
What are you implying, Sugihara-san?
**[13:58] Sugihara**
Scams involving civilians,
forcefully buying up land...
**[14:02] Sugihara**
Your next target was real estate, wasn't it?
**[14:06] Sugihara**
Mister President, you sure have been
involved in some dirty business on our turf.
**[14:11] Sugihara**
There's no way we'd ever side with
someone who's wrecking our territory.
**[14:14] Kono**
Don't give me that shit!
**[14:16] Kono**
I told you! I made a deal with Kirishima!
**[14:20] Sugihara**
You still don't get it, President Kono?
**[14:22] Sugihara**
That agreement itself was fake.
**[14:30] Sugihara**
Man... It sure took some time
to gather enough evidence,
**[14:33] Sugihara**
since your evil deeds
were always so intricate.
**[14:37] Kono**
Piss off! Don't think you're
gonna get away with this!
**[14:41] Kono**
Stop acting like you're Kirishima—
**[14:47] Sugihara**
Shut the hell up. You don't
have the right to decline.
**[14:52] Sugihara**
I came here today to squash
your little operation.
**[14:54] Sugihara**
You should be grateful that you get to
deal with me and not Kirishima-san.
**[14:58] Sugihara**
Unlike Kirishima-san, I'm nice,
**[15:01] Sugihara**
so if you apologize now, I'll forgive you.
**[15:03] Kono**
You little shit! Who do you think you are?!
**[15:06] Kono**
You're nothing but Kirishima's shadow!
**[15:10] Sugihara**
I see. Well, don't say I didn't try
to resolve this peacefully.
**[15:21] Sugihara**
Don't worry. This won't be as bad
as what Kirishima-san would do.
**[15:26] Kono**
Please, don't—
**[15:31] Sugihara**
Man, that pissed me off.
**[15:34] Sugihara**
Don't compare me to
Kirishima-san the Demon.
**[15:38] (Flashback) Kono**
You're nothing but Kirishima's shadow!
**[15:47] Thief A**
*What? This teacup costs 150,000 yen?*
**[15:50] Sign**
5 Years Ago
**[15:52] (Flashback) Thief A**
Kei-chan, where'd you get this?
**[15:54] (Flashback) Sugihara**
From an antique shop this
old lady runs on her own.
**[15:57] (Flashback) Sugihara**
She's got no security cameras,
so it's a free-for-all.
**[16:00] (Flashback) Thief A**
Way to go, Kei-chan!
You're a top-tier shoplifter!
**[16:04] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Aw, c'mon. No need to flatter me.
**[16:06] (Flashback) Sugihara and Thief A**
Yeah.
**[16:08] Sign**
Sekiguchi Antiques
**[16:12] Sugihara**
*Aw, Granny's awake today.*
**[16:12] (Flashback) Old woman**
Welcome.
**[16:15] (Flashback) Old woman**
Feel free to look around.
**[16:16] Sugihara**
* Well, whatever. I'll just take some*
* stuff that's not in her line of sight.*
**[16:31] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Heya, kid.
**[16:34] (Flashback) Kirishima**
You into antiques?
**[16:35] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Huh?
**[16:36] (Flashback) Kirishima**
It's pretty rare for a kid like you
to come into a shop like this.
**[16:40] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Oh, uh... Y-Yeah, I guess you're right.
**[16:44] (Flashback) Sugihara**
I kinda picked up the interest from my dad...
**[16:47] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Huh... I see. So you come here often, then?
**[16:51] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Er... Yes.
**[16:53] Sugihara**
* What's this dude's problem?*
* He's all up in my face.*
**[16:57] Sugihara**
* Maybe I'll give up for now*
* and come back another day...*
**[17:00] (Flashback) Kirishima**
So, I heard this shop has a problem with...
**[17:04] (Flashback) Kirishima**
shoplifting.
**[17:05] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Huh?
**[17:06] (Flashback) Kono**
I'm here 'cause the boss asked me
to pick somethin' up for him.
**[17:10] Sugihara**
*"Boss"? Is he with the yakuza?*
**[17:14] (Flashback) Kirishima**
But *apparently*, it's gone now, even though
the owner doesn't remember selling it.
**[17:18] (Flashback) Kirishima**
You know anything about that?
**[17:19] (Flashback) Kirishima**
It's a teacup worth 150,000 yen.
**[17:21] Sugihara**
*Seriously?*
**[17:23] (Flashback) Sugihara**
N-No idea... sir. It probably got sold.
**[17:27] (Flashback) Sugihara**
The lotus design on it was super pretty.
**[17:31] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Oh, really? How'd you know
there was a lotus design on it?
**[17:37] Sugihara**
*Shit, I messed up.*
**[17:49] Sugihara**
*It was just a game for me, at first.*
**[17:55] (Flashback) Sugihara's mother**
Why can't you even manage that?
**[17:57] (Flashback) Man**
Enough already!
**[17:57] Sugihara**
* No matter what I did,*
* the adults never acknowledged me.*
**[18:04] Sign**
Drug Store
**[18:07] Sugihara**
* The only thing anyone complimented*
* me on was my shoplifting skill.*
**[18:17] Sugihara**
* My "game" ended up my whole way*
* of life, and my parents disowned me.*
**[18:32] (Flashback) Sugihara**
This is hell...
**[18:34] (Flashback) Kirishima**
I'll let you pour some tea into
that teacup before I finish you off.
**[18:49] (Flashback) Sugihara**
I wish I could've been complimented
on something normal, even once.
**[19:05] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Y'know, you're pretty good at making tea.
**[19:08] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Huh?
**[19:12] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Might just be the pricey teacup and
the splash of despair that's mixed in.
**[19:16] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Nah, I mean it. It's good.
**[19:19] Sugihara**
*H-He complimented me!*
**[19:24] (Flashback) Sugihara**
I'm fine with just making tea!
**[19:26] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Please! Let me work for you!
**[19:28] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Huh? I don't need anyone working for me.
**[19:32] Sugihara**
*Something so insignificant to society*
**[19:35] Sugihara**
*managed to be what changed my whole world.*
**[19:41] Sugihara**
* I'm just Kirishima-san's shadow?*
* Say whatever you want.*
**[19:46] Sugihara**
* I decided that I was going*
* to follow him forever.*
**[20:00] Mashiro**
Hey there, President.
That was a pretty long nap.
**[20:04] Kono**
Mashiro-san!
**[20:05] Kono**
Where were you?! I only agreed
because you said you'd back me up!
**[20:10] Kono**
What's going on?
**[20:17] Mashiro**
I guess Sugihara-kun's pretty strong.
**[20:20] Mashiro**
Before he joined that family,
he was the leader of some thieves,
**[20:23] Mashiro**
and he never lost a fight.
**[20:26] Mashiro**
Meaning he's skilled enough
to work under Kirishima-kun.
**[20:30] Mashiro**
Seriously, I got some great
intel today thanks to you.
**[20:38] Kono**
W-Wait... You were just using me?
**[20:41] Mashiro**
Sure was. Do you have a problem with that?
**[20:44] Kono**
Wha—
**[20:45] Mashiro**
Oh, but if the boss finds out
I'm doing this, I'll get in trouble,
**[20:49] Mashiro**
so this will be goodbye for us.
**[20:52] Mashiro**
Hmm, I wonder... If I push you from here,
**[20:54] Mashiro**
do you think it'll be high
enough to give you amnesia?
**[20:57] Mashiro**
Actually, you might just croak.
**[20:59] Kono**
Wh-What are you...
**[21:03] Mashiro**
Wanna try it out?
**[21:11] Kirishima**
Hey, Sugihara.
**[21:14] Kirishima**
Tea.
**[21:18] Sugihara**
Yes, sir!
**[21:24] Sugihara**
Here you go.
**[21:32] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san, am I good at making tea?
**[21:40] Kirishima**
It'd taste the same no matter who made it.
**[21:43] Sugihara**
*Kirishima-san doesn't remember...*
***SIGN*** Best Friends
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Next Time: It's Been a While
# E8 - It's Been a While
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2QVEN/its-been-a-while)
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**[00:01] Kirishima**
Sara-chan's enrolling in the same
school as the little lady, starting today?
**[00:04] Leon**
Yes! Sara was very excited
to see Yaeka at school.
**[00:08] Sugihara**
Wow, if Sara-chan's there, I bet
the little lady will be thrilled, too.
**[00:13] Kirishima**
Yeah, I bet.
**[00:14] Leon**
Sara was determined
to make a lot of friends.
**[00:18] Kirishima**
Well, I'm sure that'll be easy,
given Sara-chan's personality.
***SIGN*** Sara Wilson
**[00:22] Sara**
I'm Sara!
**[00:24] Sara**
I'm gonna be friends with everyone!
**[00:29] Friend 1**
Wow!
**[00:31] Friend 2**
Your hair's so pretty!
**[00:34] Sara**
Yaeka! I made friends! Look!
**[00:36] Friend 1**
Huh?
**[00:37] Friend 2**
Yaeka-chan?
**[00:39] Sara**
Come play outside with us, Yaeka!
**[00:41] Yaeka**
Um, maybe not today...
**[00:44] Sara**
Then let's play next time!
**[00:46] Sara**
Come on! Let's go outside!
**[00:47] Friends 1 and 2**
Yeah!
**[00:50] Yaeka**
Sara's amazing...
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Episode 8: It's Been a While
**[02:31] Koki**
Holy crap!
**[02:33] Koki**
This house is huge!
**[02:37] Aoi**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Sakuragi
**[02:40] Sugihara**
Thanks for waiting. This way, please.
**[02:44] Koki**
Thanks for letting me come over!
**[02:47] Kanami**
It's been a while. I see you've
brought Koki-kun with you.
**[02:51] Kanami**
Welcome in.
**[02:53] Koki**
Hi!
**[02:54] Aoi**
He wants to tag along
with me everywhere lately.
**[02:58] Aoi**
I've come to see your
father today, little lady.
**[03:02] Yaeka**
Yeah.
**[03:03] Koki**
Let's play, Yaeka-chan!
**[03:06] Kanami**
I'll look after the kids. Enjoy your stay.
**[03:10] Aoi**
Sure, thanks.
**[03:13] Kirishima**
You seem pretty nervous.
**[03:15] Aoi**
Huh?
**[03:16] Kirishima**
You got here twenty minutes early
to your meeting because
**[03:20] Kirishima**
you needed to sort out your feelings before
coming through the gates again, right?
**[03:24] Aoi**
You sure like digging deep
into people's emotions.
**[03:29] Kirishima**
You're just easy to read, Aoi-san.
**[03:31] Aoi**
What?!
**[03:32] Kirishima**
It'll be fine. You've got
nothing to worry about.
**[03:38] Aoi**
Toru...
**[03:40] Kirishima**
Come in. The boss is waiting for you.
**[03:44] Aoi**
Please excuse me, boss.
**[03:52] Aoi**
Um, I...
**[03:53] Sakuragi**
You dumbass.
**[03:56] Sakuragi**
Stop looking so pathetic.
That's not like you at all.
**[04:00] Sakuragi**
It's been a while, Aoi.
**[04:02] Aoi**
Yes, it has, boss!
**[04:05] Sakuragi**
What the hell? Are you crying?
**[04:08] Aoi**
N-No, I'm not!
**[04:11] Sugihara**
So that's Aoi-san.
What brings him here today?
**[04:16] Kirishima**
I told you I ran into him at
the hospital a while back, right?
**[04:20] Sugihara**
You did mention that, yes.
**[04:22] Kirishima**
Then I guess the little
lady told the boss...
**[04:25] (Flashback) Yaeka**
He said he'd come by soon with a gift.
**[04:30] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
I see. You did a great job
telling me. Thank you.
**[04:34] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Yup.
**[04:34] Sign**
Come tell me yourself, asshole
**[04:37] Kirishima**
Then I contacted him,
but it's been a little while.
**[04:42] Sugihara**
Huh? Is Aoi-san gonna be okay?
**[04:45] Kirishima**
Well, they're in friendly mode now.
**[04:48] Sugihara**
That's good, then.
**[04:50] Aoi**
I think you've heard this from Toru...
**[04:54] Aoi**
But I'm sorry it took me
a while to come visit.
**[04:57] Aoi**
I never thought I'd be
living a life like this.
**[05:02] Sakuragi**
You haven't gotten used to the change yet?
**[05:05] Aoi**
That might be it.
**[05:07] Kirishima**
Please excuse me.
**[05:11] Sakuragi**
Just leave it there.
**[05:13] Kirishima**
Yes, sir.
**[05:19] Aoi**
Toru... seems to have changed.
**[05:22] Sakuragi**
Yeah.
**[05:24] Aoi**
Has he chilled out at all?
**[05:26] Sakuragi**
I hope so.
**[05:29] Sakuragi**
Well, I guess he's a bit
calmer than he was before.
**[05:34] Sign**
Eight Years Ago
**[05:34] (Flashback) Kanami**
Jeez, Onee-chan!
**[05:36] (Flashback) Kanami**
I told you I'd take care of all the chores!
***SIGN*** Kurosaki Kanami (25 years old)
**[05:39] (Flashback) Kanami**
Let me handle it.
**[05:40] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh, come on. You worry too much!
**[05:42] (Flashback) Kanami**
Just stay still!
**[05:44] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Aw, she kicked me out.
***SIGN*** Sakuragi Miyuki (28 years old)
**[05:47] (Flashback) Aoi**
Good morning, Missus.
**[05:49] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh, Aoi-kun.
***SIGN*** Sakuragi Family First Lieutenant
Aoi Toichiro (27 years old)
**[05:51] (Flashback) Aoi**
Why are you standing out here?
**[05:54] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I was trying to make breakfast,
but Kanami got mad at me.
**[05:59] (Flashback) Aoi**
Well, you never stop moving.
**[06:02] (Flashback) Aoi**
But I can't blame her for worrying,
seeing your belly like that.
**[06:06] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I get antsy when I'm not
doing anything, though.
**[06:10] (Flashback) Miyuki**
By the way, you're awfully early today.
**[06:12] (Flashback) Aoi**
Yeah, well...
**[06:15] (Flashback) Aoi**
Toru caused about as much
trouble as a dude can cause,
**[06:18] (Flashback) Aoi**
and now we haven't seen him in three days.
**[06:20] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh, dear. That's not good.
**[06:22] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Well, he'll probably come home
if we leave out some food for him.
**[06:26] (Flashback) Aoi**
He's not a stray cat...
***SIGN*** Sakuragi Family Boss
Sakuragi Kazuhiko (37 years old)
**[06:29] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
What are you doing?
**[06:32] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Aw, you caught me.
**[06:36] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I know you're all worried and
asking me to take it easy,
**[06:39] (Flashback) Miyuki**
but I'm bored out of my mind
with nothing to do.
**[06:43] (Flashback) Miyuki**
What are you looking at?
**[06:44] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Some bowls I collected a long time ago.
**[06:46] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh, it's lovely.
**[06:49] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I wouldn't have expected you
to pick such cute designs.
**[06:53] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
I figured our child could use it
once she's able to eat solid food.
**[06:59] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Though that's still in the future.
**[07:02] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I'm sure she'll love it, because
you picked it out for her.
**[07:06] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
I hope so.
**[07:09] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
What?
**[07:11] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I was just thinking about whether
our child will take after me or you.
**[07:16] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I'm sure she'll be a chatterbox
if she takes after me.
**[07:19] (Flashback) Miyuki**
And if she takes after you...
**[07:22] (Flashback) Miyuki**
She'll grow up strong and kind.
**[07:25] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
That's if she takes after *you.*
**[07:28] (Flashback) Miyuki**
What? It'd be *you*, though.
**[07:34] (Flashback) Aoi**
What happened?!
**[07:38] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Sorry... I didn't mean to startle you.
***SIGN*** Sakuragi Family Second Lieutenant
Kirishima Toru (20 years old)
**[07:41] (Flashback) Aoi**
Where the hell have you been
this whole time, you dumbass?!
**[07:45] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Well, y'know...
**[07:47] (Flashback) Kirishima**
I got hungry, so I came back.
**[07:50] Aoi**
*I guess he actually is a stray cat.*
**[07:52] (Flashback) Aoi**
I'm gonna kill you first!
**[07:52] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
They're so loud...
**[07:55] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Why, though?
**[07:56] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Ow. No violence allowed!
**[07:58] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh, it's fine. It livens things up.
**[07:59] (Flashback) Aoi**
Shut up! Hey!
**[08:00] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I love all of them.
**[08:03] (Flashback) Miyuki**
They all gathered here because
they respect you. They're family.
**[08:08] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
I guess things will be even
more lively after she's born.
**[08:12] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I'll bet!
**[08:15] (Flashback) Aoi**
You hear me? Huh?!
**[08:16] (Flashback) Kirishima**
That hurts! Seriously!
**[08:18] (Flashback) Kanami**
When you're all done,
come on by. There's food.
**[08:21] (Flashback) Kirishima**
I was hoping I could eat now.
**[08:22] (Flashback) Aoi**
Not before I get a lecture in!
**[08:24] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Ow!
**[08:26] (Flashback) Miyuki**
We'll become an even lovelier family.
**[08:29] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh.
**[08:31] (Flashback) Miyuki**
She just kicked.
**[08:34] Aoi**
The little lady's gotten so big.
**[08:36] Aoi**
I was shocked when I saw her the other day.
**[08:40] Aoi**
But I guess that's only obvious,
considering how big Koki's gotten.
**[08:44] Sakuragi**
Your son's a year younger than Yaeka?
**[08:47] Aoi**
Yes. Dunno who he took after,
but he's a troublemaker.
**[08:50] Sakuragi**
Glad to hear he took after you.
**[08:53] Aoi**
Right...
**[08:55] Aoi**
Um, when I saw Kanami-chan at
the hospital, we talked a little bit.
**[09:00] Aoi**
I heard that the missus's
condition hasn't changed.
**[09:03] Sakuragi**
Yeah.
**[09:04] Aoi**
I see...
**[09:06] Sakuragi**
How's your wife doing?
**[09:09] Sakuragi**
She's still not any better?
**[09:11] Aoi**
Oh, no! Thankfully, Sanae is doing great!
**[09:14] Aoi**
When I told her I was
visiting the family today,
**[09:15] (Flashback) Sanae**
Do you have a gift?
**[09:16] (Flashback) Sanae**
Make sure you say hi for me.
**[09:17] Aoi**
she fussed about things
like gifts and such.
**[09:19] (Flashback) Aoi**
Okay, fine.
**[09:20] (Flashback) Koki**
You told us already!
**[09:21] Sakuragi**
I see.
**[09:23] Aoi**
Boss, I've wanted to thank you all this time.
**[09:28] (Flashback) Kanami**
When you're all done,
come on by. There's food.
**[09:31] (Flashback) Kirishima**
I was hoping I could eat now.
**[09:32] (Flashback) Aoi**
Not before I get a lecture in!
**[09:34] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Ow!
**[09:35] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh, she just kicked.
**[09:39] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I can't wait to meet her.
**[09:40] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Yeah.
**[09:42] Sign**
Fuyutsuki Orphanage
**[09:43] Aoi**
*I always admired "real families."*
**[09:48] Aoi**
* I didn't just want to be brought*
* into someone's family circle,*
**[09:51] Aoi**
*but to start one with someone dear to me.*
**[09:54] (Flashback) Sanae**
Aoi-kun, look. We're gonna have a baby!
**[09:58] Aoi**
*I wanted to start a family.*
**[10:03] Sign**
Fuyutsuki General Hospital
**[10:05] (Flashback) Aoi**
And then, that idiot Toru...
**[10:05] Sign**
LactotD
Infusion
**[10:09] (Flashback) Aoi**
What?
**[10:10] (Flashback) Sara**
You sound like you're this
Toru-kun's older brother.
**[10:14] (Flashback) Aoi**
Older brother?
**[10:15] (Flashback) Sanae**
Sakuragi-san is like the dad,
and Miyuki-san is like the mom.
**[10:19] (Flashback) Sanae**
And this Toru-kun I keep hearing
about lately is your little brother.
**[10:23] (Flashback) Sanae**
Whenever you talk about them,
you all sound like a family.
**[10:29] (Flashback) Sanae**
You must really love everyone
in the Sakuragi Family.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Aoi**
Sanae, um... Thanks.
**[10:38] (Flashback) Sanae**
Hm?
**[10:39] (Flashback) Aoi**
For accepting the family... and me.
**[10:43] (Flashback) Aoi**
I don't know any of my blood
relatives, so as you said,
**[10:46] (Flashback) Aoi**
the Sakuragi Family is
the closest thing I've got.
**[10:51] (Flashback) Aoi**
But for you to start a family
with me when I belong to them
**[10:55] (Flashback) Aoi**
must mean that I'm going to end up
causing trouble for you and your family.
**[11:01] (Flashback) Aoi**
So...
**[11:04] (Flashback) Sanae**
It's because you care so much about family,
no matter what form it takes,
**[11:08] (Flashback) Sanae**
that I want to spend the
rest of my life with you.
**[11:12] (Flashback) Sanae**
So please, don't look so apologetic.
**[11:15] (Flashback) Sanae**
Just tell me more about your precious family.
**[11:22] (Flashback) Aoi**
Thanks...
**[11:25] Aoi**
* I think... I finally have the*
* family I always wanted.*
**[11:31] Sign**
Fuyutsuki General Hospital
**[11:33] Sign**
Of course not
**[11:33] Sign**
To
**[11:33] Sign**
LOL
**[11:33] Sign**
Are you coming by today?
**[11:37] (Flashback) Sanae**
Huh? I wonder if something happened...
**[11:39] (Flashback) Aoi**
Toru! I told you not to overdo it!
**[11:42] (Flashback) Aoi**
I still need to ask them questions.
**[11:45] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Don't worry. This isn't enough to kill him.
**[11:48] (Flashback) Aoi**
You seriously suck at holding back.
**[11:52] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Huh? Do I?
**[11:54] Aoi**
* Everything that was*
* precious to me until now...*
**[11:56] Aoi**
* Everything that's going to be*
* precious to me from now on...*
**[11:59] Aoi**
* I'll always be able to protect both*
* without having to change.*
**[12:02] (Flashback) Aoi**
Come on. Carry him to the office and...
**[12:09] (Flashback) Aoi**
Toru!
**[12:12] Aoi**
* I thought there was nothing*
* that could make me happier.*
**[12:19] (Flashback) Aoi**
Sanae!
**[12:21] (Flashback) Sanae**
Aoi-kun!
**[12:23] (Flashback) Sanae**
Are you... hurt?
**[12:25] (Flashback) Aoi**
No, this isn't a big deal.
**[12:28] (Flashback) Aoi**
Sorry I'm late.
**[12:30] (Flashback) Sanae**
No, let me see!
**[12:32] (Flashback) Sanae**
We need to get you to a doctor quick—
**[12:38] (Flashback) Sanae**
You're bleeding... so much...
**[12:43] (Flashback) Aoi**
Sanae?
**[12:45] (Flashback) Aoi**
Hey, hang in there! Sanae!
**[12:47] (Flashback) Aoi**
Hey! Are you okay? Hey!
**[12:56] Aoi**
*After that day,*
**[12:57] Aoi**
* Sanae started to hyperventilate*
* whenever any little thing worried her,*
**[13:01] Aoi**
*which made her sick quite often.*
**[13:06] (Flashback) Sanae**
Aoi-kun... Don't go...
**[13:12] Aoi**
*I see. Sanae, all this time...*
**[13:17] Aoi**
* To preserve the happiness*
* I wanted so badly,*
**[13:22] Aoi**
* you've been hiding your*
* own fears all this time...*
**[13:26] Aoi**
*I'm such an idiot.*
**[13:33] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Aoi...
**[13:35] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
If you have something other
than this family to protect,
**[13:38] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
then you can take us out of the equation.
**[13:41] (Flashback) Aoi**
Huh?
**[13:42] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
There are other people
who can protect us.
**[13:45] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
But you're the only one who can
protect your other family.
**[13:50] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
There's only one thing you should
be risking your life to protect.
**[13:54] (Flashback) Aoi**
Boss, I...
**[13:57] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
It's all right. You have no doubts
about your decision, correct?
**[14:04] (Flashback) Aoi**
Yes, sir.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[14:19] (Flashback) Sanae**
Aoi-kun, you're back early today.
**[14:23] (Flashback) Sanae**
Aoi-kun?
**[14:30] (Flashback) Aoi**
I left the family.
**[14:31] (Flashback) Sanae**
Huh?
**[14:33] (Flashback) Aoi**
They're an important place for me,
and they're my precious family...
**[14:38] (Flashback) Aoi**
They were where I felt like I belonged.
**[14:41] (Flashback) Aoi**
But for me...
**[14:43] (Flashback) Aoi**
My *real* family is you,
and the child in your belly.
**[14:48] (Flashback) Sanae**
But the Sakuragi Family is your precious...
**[14:57] (Flashback) Aoi**
I should've noticed earlier.
**[14:59] (Flashback) Aoi**
But I took advantage of your
kindness and got greedy.
**[15:05] (Flashback) Aoi**
I only need one thing that
makes me so happy in life.
**[15:08] (Flashback) Sanae**
Aoi-kun... I'm sorry.
**[15:12] (Flashback) Sanae**
Thank you...
**[15:15] Aoi**
Those words woke me up.
**[15:17] Aoi**
The place I was really supposed
to protect was my family.
**[15:21] Aoi**
After I left the Sakuragi Family,
Sanae's health improved,
**[15:25] Aoi**
and I was blessed with two children.
**[15:27] Aoi**
I can proudly say that I'm happy now.
**[15:30] Aoi**
Boss, from the bottom of my heart...
**[15:33] Aoi**
I truly thank you.
**[15:45] Kirishima**
What a huge change.
**[15:48] Kirishima**
Their expressions look so much better now.
**[15:53] Koki**
Yaeka-chan, you're really good.
**[15:55] Yaeka**
Really?
**[15:57] Aoi**
This is sorta weird.
**[15:59] Aoi**
I can't believe I get to see Koki
and the little lady playing together.
**[16:03] Kirishima**
Yeah.
**[16:05] Aoi**
I'm really glad I came today.
**[16:08] Aoi**
I owe the little lady for giving me
this chance back at the hospital.
**[16:11] Kirishima**
Yeah.
**[16:12] Aoi**
Though I will say, it's pretty shocking
**[16:15] Aoi**
that *you're* the one looking
after the little lady.
**[16:17] Kirishima**
Uh-huh...
**[16:19] Aoi**
I mean, you used to refuse to
come home all the time,
**[16:22] Aoi**
and when you did, you'd be all torn up.
**[16:25] Aoi**
You probably didn't even know the
little lady existed then, did you?
**[16:29] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Aw, Toru-kun.
**[16:32] (Flashback) Miyuki**
You were playing with Yaeka?
**[16:34] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Um... Sure.
**[16:37] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Yaeka's sleeping all funny again.
**[16:40] (Flashback) Kirihima**
Um, could you help me out here?
**[16:43] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Are you tired?
**[16:44] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Yes. Um, but..
**[16:46] (Flashback) Kirishima**
This might not be so bad
every once in a while.
**[16:48] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Just one sec. I'll be right back.
**[16:51] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Uh, sure.
**[17:01] Aoi**
You never even played with the little
lady before, and now look at you.
**[17:06] Kirishima**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Neither of them remember at all
**[17:11] Aoi**
Also, Toru...
**[17:12] Aoi**
Ever since I left the family, I—
**[17:15] Koki**
Dad! Look at this awesome drawing I did!
**[17:18] Aoi**
What the heck is this?
**[17:19] Aoi**
Listen, I'm in the middle of
an important conversation—
**[17:22] Yaeka**
Hey.
**[17:23] Kirishima**
Oh, did you draw
something too, little lady?
**[17:26] Kirishima**
Can I see?
**[17:27] Yaeka**
It's Ohagi sitting.
**[17:29] Kirishima**
Wow, that's really good.
**[17:32] Yaeka**
You can have it, Kirishima.
**[17:33] Kirishima**
Are you sure?
**[17:35] Kirishima**
Then for the next one, could you
draw Ohagi's face a little bigger?
**[17:39] Yaeka**
Okay.
**[17:41] Koki**
I'll draw that, too!
**[17:42] Aoi**
*When I left the family,*
**[17:45] Aoi**
* I felt like I had let you, the guy*
* everyone called a demon, loose.*
**[17:49] Aoi**
* That was the one thing*
* that always nagged at me.*
**[17:51] Aoi**
*But...*
**[17:52] (Flashback) Aoi**
Toru! Where are you?!
**[17:55] (Flashback) Aoi**
You better not have left again—
**[17:56] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Shh!
**[17:59] (Flashback) Aoi**
That little—
**[18:00] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Let them sleep.
**[18:03] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Miyuki, get them a futon.
**[18:06] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Sure.
**[18:08] (Flashback) Miyuki**
They look like a real family.
**[18:17] Aoi**
* I guess I didn't need to*
* worry so much after all.*
**[18:21] Koki**
Dad, aren't we gonna eat those cakes? Come on!
**[18:25] Aoi**
Oh, right.
**[18:27] Aoi**
I forgot I brought a gift.
**[18:31] Kirishima**
Huh? Did you always eat sweets, Aoi-san?
**[18:35] Aoi**
No, I don't like them, but Sanae does.
**[18:38] Aoi**
I always buy her some after I get into a figh—
**[18:44] Aoi**
Forget I ever said anything.
**[18:48] Koki**
Make-up cake!
**[18:49] Yaeka**
Make-up cake?
**[18:51] Kirishima**
Make-up cake?
**[18:53] Aoi**
Stop repeating that!
**[18:54] Koki**
He and Mom always eat cake together.
**[18:57] Kirishima**
*Together*, huh? Oh, really?
**[19:00] Kirishima**
You sure are blessed, Aoi-san.
**[19:03] Aoi**
My head hurts...
**[19:07] (Flashback) Aoi**
My head hurts...
**[19:09] (Flashback) Sanae**
Well, you cried a lot.
Your eyes are all red.
**[19:13] (Flashback) Aoi**
You, too.
**[19:14] (Flashback) Sanae**
But knowing we can cry together
made me really happy.
**[19:20] (Flashback) Aoi**
Yeah. Let's continue our lives together.
**[19:25] (Flashback) Aoi**
Oh, yeah.
**[19:28] (Flashback) Sanae**
What's this?
**[19:30] (Flashback) Aoi**
I figured we could eat them together.
**[19:33] (Flashback) Sanae**
What? But you don't like sweets.
**[19:36] (Flashback) Aoi**
It's fine. I want some right now.
**[19:38] (Flashback) Sanae**
I feel like I'm being tricked.
**[19:41] (Flashback) Aoi**
I'm not tricking you.
**[19:42] (Flashback) Sanae**
Oh, it moved!
**[19:44] (Flashback) Aoi**
Really?
**[19:52] Koki**
Bye-bye! Let's go on another date sometime!
**[19:55] Aoi**
Shut up!
**[19:57] Kirishima**
I'm happy for you, little lady.
You've got more friends now.
**[20:01] Yaeka**
Friends?
**[20:06] Girls**
One, two, three, four...
**[20:11] Girls**
Five, six, seven...
**[20:15] Girls**
Eight, nine, ten...
**[20:25] Yaeka**
Are you okay?
**[20:28] Kaede**
Thanks...
**[20:29] Kaede**
Oh! It broke...
**[20:33] Yaeka**
Oh, one sec.
**[20:39] Kaede**
Huh? You're giving this to me?
**[20:41] Yaeka**
I use blue a lot, so I have an extra one.
**[20:45] Kaede**
Thanks.
**[20:46] Yaeka**
Yeah.
**[20:47] Kaede**
U-Um...
**[20:49] Yaeka**
Hm?
**[20:50] Kaede**
Do you wanna draw... together?
**[20:53] Yaeka**
Huh?
**[20:54] Kaede**
I ran away yesterday 'cause
I was too embarrassed,
**[20:57] Kaede**
but I always watch you draw,
**[20:59] Kaede**
and I wanted to talk to you.
**[21:03] Kaede**
I wanted a friend I could draw with.
**[21:06] Yaeka**
M-Me, too.
**[21:09] Yaeka**
I want to be friends with you,
**[21:12] Yaeka**
and draw with you, too, Kaede-chan!
**[21:15] Kaede**
That means... That means
we're friends starting today.
**[21:20] Yaeka**
Yeah!
**[21:22] Sara**
Oh, so cute!
**[21:36] Sara**
What should we play today?
**[21:38] Yaeka**
Hmm...
**[21:39] Kaede**
C-Can I play with you, too?
**[21:41] Yaeka**
Yeah.
**[21:42] Sara**
Of course! Welcome, welcome!
**[21:44] Kaede**
Thanks.
**[21:46] Sara**
You're good at drawing, Kaede!
**[21:48] Yaeka**
*Lot of encounters and lots of happiness...*
**[21:54] Yaeka**
*I'm really happy now, too.*
**[21:57] Yaeka**
* But... this happiness wasn't*
* meant to last forever.*
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Next Time: The Kirishima Plan
# E9 - The Kirishima [ ] Plan
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN1X02/the-kirishima----plan)
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***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Episode 9: The Kirishima Plan
**[01:30] Sfx**
Antsy Antsy
**[01:31] Yaeka**
*Antsy, antsy...*
**[01:32] Sfx**
Antsy Antsy
**[01:33] Yaeka**
*Antsy, antsy...*
**[01:34] Yaeka**
*Antsy, antsy...*
**[01:34] Sign**
Antsy
**[01:34] Sign**
Antsy
**[01:35] Yaeka**
*Antsy, antsy...*
**[01:36] Yaeka**
*Antsy, antsy...*
**[01:36] Sign**
Antsy Antsy
**[01:38] Yaeka**
*Antsy, antsy...*
**[01:41] Sign**
Antsy Antsy
**[01:43] Kirishima**
*Huh?*
**[01:44] Yaeka**
*Antsy, antsy...*
**[01:48] Kirishima**
*Hmm... The little lady seems antsy...*
**[01:53] Kanami**
Yae-chan's acting strange?
**[01:55] Kirishima**
Yes. She's seemed pretty
restless the past few days.
**[01:59] Kanami**
I haven't really noticed anything.
**[02:02] Kirishima**
It's like she's expecting something.
**[02:05] Kirishima**
Oh, also, she seems to be really
curious about my schedule today.
**[02:10] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Are you working outside today?
**[02:10] Sign**
Are you working
outside today?
**[02:12] Sign**
You'll be home
tonight, right?
**[02:12] (Flashback) Yaeka**
You'll be home tonight, right?
**[02:15] Kanami**
What? That's so cute.
**[02:18] Kanami**
Yae-chan wants to know all about you.
**[02:22] Kanami**
She's clearly warming up to you. That's great.
**[02:24] Kirishima**
Uh-huh... Is that how this works?
**[02:27] Kanami**
Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
**[02:31] Sugihara**
*Impressive as always, Kirishima-san.*
**[02:33] Sugihara**
* He noticed the slightest*
* change in the little lady.*
**[02:36] Takeuchi**
What are we going to do, Sugihara-san?
**[02:38] Takeuchi**
At this rate, it's just a matter of time until
Kirishima-san finds out about the plan.
**[02:43] Sugihara**
You dumbass!
**[02:45] Sugihara**
Our job is to protect this plan from
Kirishima-san's inhuman intuition!
**[02:50] Takeuchi**
Hey, not so loud, Sugihara-san!
We're supposed to be hiding!
**[02:55] Kirishima**
Protect *what* from *whom*?
**[02:57] Sugihara**
Yikes! Gulp!
**[02:59] Kirishima**
What the hell are you guys whispering about?
**[03:07] Sugihara**
All right! Good!
**[03:08] Sugihara**
Great job, Kanehira! Run away!
**[03:10] Kanami**
What happened? I heard a loud noise...
**[03:14] Sign**
Pissed...
**[03:15] Kirishima**
No idea, but they're definitely mocking me.
**[03:18] Kanami**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[03:20] Kirishima**
Don't worry. I'll sort this out myself.
**[03:24] Sign**
Antsy Antsy
**[03:26] Yaeka**
Okay.
**[03:28] Kirishima**
Did something good happen, little lady?
**[03:30] Yaeka**
Wh-Why do you ask?
**[03:32] Kirishima**
You seem really antsy today.
**[03:35] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san! You need to come with me, now!
**[03:37] Sugihara**
We were watching a horror movie,
**[03:38] Sugihara**
and it was so scary that Kanehira
lost the ability to talk!
**[03:41] Sugihara**
Oh, God, this is awful! What should we do?!
**[03:42] Sugihara**
Huh?
**[03:44] Sugihara**
Uh, he doesn't really talk to begin with.
**[03:44] Sign**
Kanehira
**[03:46] Sugihara**
Just come quick, okay?!
**[03:48] Kirishima**
The hell? You're so annoying.
**[03:56] Kirishima**
So... you can't talk now, Kanehira?
**[04:02] Kirishima**
Right. So the same as usual.
**[04:04] Sugihara**
No, really. It was even worse
earlier. Right, Takeuchi?
**[04:08] Takeuchi**
Right...
**[04:10] Kirishima**
You guys are hiding something, aren't you?
**[04:12] Sugihara**
N-Not at all!
**[04:14] Sugihara**
We just thought it'd be nice to bond
over a movie every once in a while!
**[04:18] Kirishima**
Hey, Kanehira.
**[04:20] Kirshima**
In as few words as possible,
tell me what's good about this movie.
**[04:24] Kirishima**
You guys want to bond, right?
**[04:26] Kirishima**
Then *we* should bond, too.
**[04:29] Kirishima**
Yeah?
**[04:30] Kirishima**
I mean, you could just talk about what
you're hiding instead of the movie.
**[04:35] Sugihara**
Um, so the best part about this movie is...
**[04:38] Kirishima**
I didn't ask you!
**[04:39] Sugihara**
Right...
**[04:42] Kirishima**
This is stupid.
**[04:44] Sugihara**
Where are you going?!
**[04:45] Kirishima**
What does it matter?
**[04:49] Kirishima**
Where are *you* going?
**[04:52] Sugihara**
Honestly, anywhere other
than the reception room...
**[04:57] Kirishima**
I guess I'll head to the reception room, then.
**[05:00] Sugihara**
No! You can't!
**[05:01] Kirishima**
What do you mean, I can't?
**[05:03] Sugihara**
Right, you absolutely can.
**[05:05] Sugihara**
* Crap... I don't think we're gonna*
* be able to buy any more time.*
**[05:10] Sugihara**
I'll open it! I'll open it for you!
**[05:15] Kirishima**
Little lady?
**[05:17] Kirishima**
What in the world is going—
**[05:19] Kirishima**
Boss?
**[05:20] Sakuragi**
I thought I heard some yelling.
**[05:24] Sakuragi**
Come with me.
**[05:25] Kirishima**
Y-Yes, sir...
**[05:29] Sakuragi**
Explain.
**[05:32] Kirishima**
The little lady's been restless
the past few days.
**[05:35] Kirishima**
I mentioned it to Kanami-san,
**[05:39] Kirishima**
but she told me not to worry about it.
**[05:41] Sakuragi**
I see.
**[05:42] Kirishima**
And then Sugihara and the others
started getting really antsy.
**[05:46] Kirishima**
I got annoyed at them for trying to
keep me away from the little lady.
**[05:52] Sakuragi**
And that's why you were trying
to get answers from Kanehira?
**[05:55] Kirishima**
Right.
**[05:56] Kirishima**
To be honest, I do feel a bit bad
for being so harsh with Kanehira
**[06:01] Kirishima**
over something so silly.
**[06:03] Sakuragi**
Right.
**[06:05] Sakuragi**
Kirishima,
**[06:07] Sakuragi**
I put you in charge of taking care of Yaeka.
**[06:10] Sakuragi**
If they messed up, it'd be one thing,
**[06:13] Sakuragi**
but getting emotional and taking out your
anger on your subordinates is unacceptable.
**[06:17] Sakuragi**
Especially if you're going to
do that in front of Yaeka.
**[06:22] Kirishima**
Right. I did get too heated.
**[06:26] Kirishima**
I'm sorry.
**[06:28] Kirishima**
Well, I'm gonna head back.
**[06:29] Sakuragi**
H-Hold on!
**[06:31] Kirishima**
S-Sir?
**[06:33] Sakuragi**
I'm not done talking.
**[06:35] Kirishima**
Sure, what is it?
**[06:38] Sakuragi**
You see...
**[06:40] Kirishima**
Yes?
**[06:41] Sakuragi**
There's something I've been meaning
to say to you for a while now...
**[06:46] Kirishima**
And that is?
**[06:48] Sakuragi**
You don't know?
**[06:49] Kirishima**
No...
**[06:52] Sakuragi**
So... there's this late-night TV show...
**[06:56] Kirishima**
Sir?
**[06:58] Sakuragi**
It's an anime about a yakuza member becoming
the babysitter of the boss's only daughter...
**[07:04] Kirishima**
Anime, you say?
**[07:05] Sakuragi**
You've never seen anime?
**[07:07] Kirishima**
No, I can't say I know much about it.
**[07:10] Sakuragi**
You should watch some.
**[07:13] Kirishima**
Er, you can tell me all
about that another time, sir.
**[07:19] Kirishima**
If you'll excuse me...
**[07:22] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[07:23] Sakuragi**
Kirishima.
**[07:24] Kirishima**
Yes?
**[07:25] Sakuragi**
Stay put!
**[07:27] Kiroshimas**
Huh?
**[07:32] Sugihara**
Now, little lady!
**[07:38] Yaeka**
Happy birthday!
**[07:41] Sugihara**
Happy birthday!
**[07:42] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[07:45] Yaeka**
Come on!
**[07:50] Kirishima**
This is...
**[07:52] Kanami**
Your birthday party, Toru-kun.
**[07:55] Kanami**
Yae-chan planned all of this for you!
**[07:58] Sugihara**
You always notice immediately if
something's off, so it wasn't easy.
**[08:03] Sakuragi**
And yet, you're so oblivious about yourself.
**[08:06] Yaeka**
Kirishima, you celebrated my birthday,
**[08:11] Yaeka**
so I wanted to celebrate yours, too.
**[08:15] Kirishima**
Birthday...
**[08:17] Kirishima**
Oh, right. It's my...
**[08:24] Kirishima's mother**
*Happy birthday.*
**[08:28] Yaeka**
Kirishima, what's wrong?
**[08:32] Kirishima**
Nothing... I...
**[08:35] Kirishima**
I'm very happy. Truly.
**[08:38] Yaeka**
Kirishima, happy birthday!
**[08:51] All**
Cheers!
**[08:51] Sign**
Eatery
Kurosaki
**[08:53] Sign**
Closed for
a Private Event
**[08:54] Sugihara**
Man, we just barely avoided
pissing Kirishima-san off.
**[08:59] Takeuchi**
Yeah, he freaked me out.
I was about to spill all the beans.
**[09:04] Kanami**
It's been a long time since you
were all here, so I went all-out!
**[09:09] Kanami**
Of course, this is to celebrate
Toru-kun's birthday, too.
**[09:12] Kirishima**
Thank you.
**[09:14] Kanami**
I have some sake for you.
Would you like some?
**[09:17] Sakuragi**
Yeah, thanks.
**[09:19] Kanami**
You want your usual, Toru-kun?
**[09:21] Kirishima**
Yes.
**[09:22] Yaeka**
Usual?
**[09:23] Kanami**
Toru-kun used to come by with Aoi-kun,
**[09:25] Kanami**
and he's always ordered the same thing.
**[09:28] Kanami**
Here you go. Agedashi tofu.
**[09:31] Yaeka**
Agedashi tofu?
**[09:33] Kanami**
Toru-kun would always
forget what it was called,
**[09:36] Kanami**
so he'd just ask for his usual.
**[09:38] Kirishima**
Right.
**[09:40] Yaeka**
Is it yummy?
**[09:41] Kirishima**
You can have one of mine, little lady.
**[09:44] Yaeka**
Okay.
**[09:45] Kirishima**
Be careful. It's hot.
**[09:51] Kanami**
Oh? Do you like it, too, Yae-chan?
**[09:54] Yaeka**
Yeah, it's really good.
**[09:56] Kanami**
Great.
**[09:58] Kanami**
I know. I'll show you something that
should bring back memories for you.
**[10:04] Kanami**
Do you remember this?
**[10:07] Yaeka**
Meme-chan!
**[10:08] Kirishima**
Meme-chan? Another new character?
**[10:12] Yaeka**
Daddy gave it to me.
**[10:14] Kanami**
I told him you saw it at
a toy store and wanted it,
**[10:17] Kanami**
and he bought it the next day.
Meme-chan the sheep.
**[10:21] Kirishima**
Huh...
**[10:23] Kirshima**
* He sure knows how to take initiative*
* when it comes to his daughter.*
**[10:28] Sakuragi**
What is it, Kirishima?
**[10:29] Kirishima**
Er, nothing. Do you remember Meme-chan, sir?
**[10:34] Sakuragi**
What are you talking about? Remember?
**[10:37] Sakuragi**
*You're* the one who went out and bought it.
**[10:39] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[10:41] (Flashback) Past Kirishima**
Sorry, I sorta forgot what it's called
as I wandered around the store,
**[10:46] (Flashback) Past Kirishima**
but you wanted some sheep, right?
**[10:48] Sign**
Tender Lamb
**[10:48] Sign**
Sliced Lamb Roast
**[10:51] Sakuragi**
Did you forget that you
brought home lamb meat
**[10:53] Sakuragi**
and I smacked you on the head?
**[10:56] Sakuragi**
I thought Aoi was going to die laughing.
**[10:59] Yaeka**
Lamb meat...
**[10:59] ---**
Lamb
meat...
**[11:00] Kanami**
What? Really?
**[11:02] Kirishima**
Oh, right. I remember having to
go back out to buy the right thing.
**[11:06] Sakuragi**
You never listened to what anyone
was saying, even back then.
**[11:10] Kirishima**
Man... my past self was so hopeless.
**[11:13] Kanami**
Yae-chan was just so happy
when she got Meme-chan.
**[11:18] Kanami**
Whenever I was working,
she'd talk to Meme-chan so seriously,
**[11:22] Kanami**
as if it was her only friend.
**[11:26] Kirishima**
Huh...
**[11:28] Sakuragi**
I guess it was actually useful.
**[11:31] Kanami**
I'd always mark the days
that you'd be coming over.
**[11:37] (Flashback) Past Kanami**
Look. This is the day you
get to see your daddy.
**[11:42] Kanami**
Yae-chan would always get so excited
**[11:44] Kanami**
when the circled days were getting closer.
**[11:46] Kirishima**
Ah, I see.
**[11:49] Kirishima**
There were days when the boss was
randomly in a super good mood.
**[11:53] Kirishima**
Looking back, those must've been
the days he got to see the little lady.
**[11:56] Past Kirishima**
*He... seems to be in a good mood.*
**[11:58] Kirishima**
I see.
**[12:00] Kirishima**
That was the boss's way to show
that he was super excited.
**[12:03] Sfx**
Smack
**[12:04] Sakuragi**
Can it.
**[12:07] Kanami**
Here. Let me pour some for you.
**[12:10] Sakuragi**
Thanks.
**[12:17] Sakuragi**
It's been a while since
you last poured me a drink.
**[12:19] Kanami**
It has. It really takes me back.
**[12:26] Sakuragi**
What is it?
**[12:27] Kanami**
Do you remember when I poured your
drink the first time you came here?
**[12:35] Kanami**
I was so nervous over my sister
bringing a guy over,
**[12:36] Sign**
So this is my sister's...
**[12:40] Sign**
splash
**[12:40] Kanami**
and I kept pouring even when
your cup was overflowing.
**[12:41] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[12:45] Kirishima**
Wow, that happens to you, too, Kanami-san?
**[12:51] Sakuragi**
The first time I came to the shop...
**[12:54] Sign**
Inoue
**[12:55] (Flashback) Owner**
You're such a quick learner, Miyuki-chan.
**[12:59] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh, no. You're just an
excellent teacher, ma'am.
**[13:04] (Flashback) Old customer**
What a great gal.
**[13:06] (Flashback) Manager**
She's still a student,
but she lost her parents,
**[13:10] (Flashback) Manager**
so she's been coming here from
the next town over to work.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Customer**
Oh, my... really?
**[13:14] (Flashback) Customer**
That must be very hard.
**[13:18] Sign**
Beam
**[13:19] Miyuki**
* I get to look at all these pretty*
* flowers while I'm working.*
**[13:22] Miyuki**
*Working at a florist shop is amazing.*
**[13:25] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Okay, now I just need to move this...
**[13:28] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Upsy-daisy.
**[13:31] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh! I'm sorr—
**[13:34] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I'm so sorry!
**[13:36] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Is your face okay?
**[13:40] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Yeah, I'm fine.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[13:49] (Flashback) Owner**
Oh, if it isn't Kazuhiko-kun!
**[13:52] (Flashback) Owner**
More flowers for arranging today?
**[13:54] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Yes.
**[13:55] (Flashback) Owner**
Let me introduce you two.
**[13:57] (Flashback) Owner**
This is Miyuki-chan, my new
part-timer who started last week.
**[14:01] (Flashback) Owner**
Kazuhiko-kun is a regular at our shop.
**[14:04] (Flashback) Owner**
He used to be such a cute little boy,
but he's grown up to be so handsome.
**[14:09] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Ma'am, we don't need to talk about me.
**[14:11] (Flashback) Owner**
Oh, no need to be shy!
**[14:13] (Flashback) Owner**
I'll go wrap your flowers up.
Just wait right there.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Can I help you?
**[14:20] (Flashback) Miyuki**
No, it's just... You do flower arrangements?
**[14:23] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
I dabble in it.
**[14:24] (Flashback) Miyuki**
That's lovely!
**[14:26] (Flashback) Miyuki**
My mother used to do it,
and I tried learning, too,
**[14:30] (Flashback) Miyuki**
but I just wasn't very good at it.
**[14:32] (Flashback) Miyuki**
So I quit.
**[14:36] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Did you get any enjoyment from the
flowers as you were arranging them?
**[14:39] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Yes, of course.
**[14:40] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
In that case...
**[14:42] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
It's not a matter of being good or bad at it.
**[14:44] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Even if you do it well, there's
no point if you're not enjoying it.
**[14:49] (Flashback) Owner**
Here you go.
**[14:50] (Flashback) Owner**
Your lisianthus flowers.
**[14:53] Miyuki**
*I see...*
**[14:53] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Thank you.
**[14:55] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
See ya.
**[14:56] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Thank you very much!
**[14:58] (Flashback) Owner**
Thank you.
**[15:02] Miyuki**
*He was very beautiful.*
**[15:06] Sign**
Inoue
**[15:06] Sign**
A Few
Days Later
**[15:07] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Please teach me!
**[15:08] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
The secret to flower arranging?
**[15:10] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I thought it'd be best to ask someone
who deals with flowers every day.
**[15:16] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
I'm just doing it as a hobby,
not every day...
**[15:20] (Flashback) Miyuki**
But you understand how
amazing flower arranging is!
**[15:25] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I want to know how you do it.
**[15:28] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Please!
**[15:31] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
If you don't mind my methods...
**[15:33] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Thank you!
**[15:35] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Do you have time tomorrow?
**[15:37] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I'd feel bad making you fit
it into my work schedule.
**[15:42] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Above all, I want to talk
with you as long as I can.
**[15:45] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
That's fine with me.
**[15:47] (Flashback) Miyuki**
It's settled, then!
**[15:50] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Here's my contact information.
**[15:53] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I'll be looking forward to tomorrow.
**[15:56] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Right...
**[16:01] (Flashback) Owner**
Miyuki-chan, you're more
forward than I thought.
**[16:05] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Huh?
**[16:06] (Flashback) Owner**
Don't play dumb with me. I saw you
ask Kazuhiko-kun out on a date.
**[16:11] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh, that's not it at all. He's just
going to teach me about flowers.
**[16:16] Miyuki**
Jeez.
**[16:16] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Jeez.
**[16:17] (Flashback) Owner**
No need to be embarrassed!
I'll be rooting for you.
**[16:21] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Rooting for me? A date?
**[16:22] Sign**
Date
**[16:27] Sign**
Date
**[16:27] (Flashback) Miyuki**
A date?!
**[16:28] Kanami**
What's the matter, Onee-chan?
**[16:30] Sign**
Fuyutsuki Café
**[16:30] Sign**
Fuyutsuki Café
**[16:31] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Thank you so much for
making time for me today.
**[16:35] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I just invited you out
of the blue yesterday...
**[16:38] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
It's fine. I was bored anyway.
**[16:42] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I see. That's good to hear.
**[16:46] Sign**
Only for a limited time
**[16:49] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Order whatever you'd like.
**[16:51] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh, no! I'm the one who
invited you, so I'll pay!
**[16:55] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
It's fine.
**[16:56] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Don't worry. I actually
have money from work...
**[16:59] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Everyone knows the man
pays in these situations.
**[17:02] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Huh? I didn't know that.
**[17:04] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
You didn't... Well, whatever.
**[17:07] (Flashback) Employee**
Can I take your order?
**[17:09] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I'd like a caffè latte.
**[17:11] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
One black coffee and one caffè latte.
**[17:13] Sign**
Only for a limited time
**[17:13] Sign**
Strawberry Parfait
**[17:13] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Also, will this strawberry
parfait work for you?
**[17:16] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Huh? But...
**[17:18] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
You don't have to hold back.
**[17:21] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Er, in that case... Thank you very much.
**[17:24] Miyuki**
* The way he talks is stern,*
* but he's really nice.*
**[17:30] Miyuki**
*Also, was I that obvious?*
**[17:46] (Flashback) Employee**
Thank you for waiting.
**[17:52] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Um, may I eat this?
**[17:55] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Yes.
**[18:02] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I'm so happy.
**[18:04] (Flashback) Miyuki**
The last time I got to eat
a parfait at a café
**[18:06] (Flashback) Miyuki**
was when my parents were still alive.
**[18:09] (Flashback) Miyuki**
It's sweet, nostalgic... and very delicious.
**[18:15] Sakuragi**
*Still alive...*
**[18:16] (Flashback) Miyuki**
But I feel bad eating this
without my little sister...
**[18:20] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
You have a little sister?
**[18:22] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Yes! She's still in middle school, but
she's much more responsible than I am.
**[18:26] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Does your sister like sweets?
**[18:26] Sign**
Take some home today
**[18:26] Sign**
Muffins
Plain | Chocolate
Berry & Cream Cheese
350 yen each
**[18:29] (Flashback) Miyuki**
She does, yeah.
**[18:31] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
This café sells baked goods for takeout,
so why not take some home?
**[18:36] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Then you might not feel so guilty.
**[18:41] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Thank you very much!
**[18:45] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I'm so sorry... You even walked me home.
**[18:49] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
I just felt like doing it.
Don't worry about it.
**[18:52] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Today was a lot of fun.
**[18:55] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I've never been on such
a lovely date before...
**[18:59] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh, no! I'm sorry! I didn't mean that!
**[19:01] (Flashback) Miyuki**
The owner and Kanami kept
calling it a date, so I just...
**[19:04] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I just wanted to learn about flowers...
**[19:06] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Wait... Huh?
**[19:08] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh, no! I meant to ask you
about flowers today,
**[19:12] (Flashback) Miyuki**
but totally forgot and
just had fun instead.
**[19:15] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I'm so sorry!
**[19:18] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
I had a feeling, but I guess
you really did forget.
**[19:25] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Today was fun.
**[19:27] Miyuki**
*He smiled.*
**[19:29] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
I'm always in town, so let me know
if you ever need anything.
**[19:35] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
I'll talk to you about flowers anytime.
**[19:37] Sign**
Sakuragi Family
First Lieutenant Sakuragi Kazuhiko
**[19:43] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Can we... go to the café again sometime?
**[19:47] (Flashback) Miyuki**
The strawberry parfait was delicious,
**[19:50] (Flashback) Miyuki**
and I wanted to talk to you more.
**[19:55] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Oh, and if we could talk about flowers, too...
**[20:00] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Sure. I'll take you anytime.
**[20:06] (Flashback) Kanami**
Yum!
**[20:07] Sign**
Fuyutsuki Café
**[20:08] (Flashback) Kanami**
You should have some, Onee-chan,
before they're all gone.
**[20:11] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I already ate, so I'm fine.
**[20:13] (Flashback) Kanami**
It's almost a waste to eat them.
Today's a great day!
**[20:19] (Flashback) Miyuki**
It really is.
**[20:21] Kanami**
Would you like some more?
**[20:24] Sakuragi**
Sure.
**[20:27] Kanami**
You know...
**[20:28] Kanami**
Seeing the three of you
eating here together...
**[20:32] Kanami**
is making me a little emotional.
**[20:37] Kanami**
You'd come here with my sister,
**[20:40] Kanami**
Aoi-kun would drag Toru-kun here,
**[20:43] Kanami**
and Yae-chan lived here.
**[20:47] Kanami**
Ever since my sister's accident,
we've all technically been together,
**[20:51] Kanami**
but it somehow felt like we got
torn apart, so I was lonely.
**[20:56] Kirishima**
Kanami-san...
**[20:58] Kanami**
That's why I was really happy when Yae-chan
went to see my sister in the hospital.
**[21:04] Yaeka**
Huh?
**[21:06] Kanami**
When Yae-chan came to see my sister...
**[21:10] Kanami**
It was coincidental, but then
I got to see Aoi-kun,
**[21:14] Kanami**
and it felt like our hearts
were together again.
**[21:17] Kanami**
And now you three are sitting
here together and eating.
**[21:22] Kanami**
That just makes me so happy.
**[21:26] Kanami**
This is all thanks to you, Yae-chan.
**[21:30] Yaeka**
Kanami-chan,
**[21:31] Yaeka**
the rolled omelets are really yummy today.
**[21:34] Kanami**
I'm glad to hear it! But I didn't make
them any differently than usual.
**[21:40] Yaeka**
I used to eat your rolled
omelets here all the time,
**[21:45] Yaeka**
and those were really yummy.
**[21:48] Yaeka**
But Kirishima and Daddy are here today,
**[21:52] Yaeka**
so it tastes even better.
**[21:56] Kanami**
Yeah... All of us being
together is the best.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Next Time: A Bad Person
# E10 - A Bad Person
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ2QKJ/a-bad-person)
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**[00:03] Sakuragi**
Hey, pipe down.
**[00:06] Members**
Yes, sir.
**[00:08] Kirishima**
Last year was pretty hectic,
**[00:11] Kirishima**
but this year, I got to relax
and enjoy my birthday.
**[00:14] Yaeka**
I'm glad you had fun, Kirishima.
**[00:18] Kirishima**
Thank you very much for the drawing, too.
**[00:20] Yaeka**
Did it look like you?
**[00:22] Kirishima**
Yes. It's much better than the real thing.
**[00:25] Kirishima**
I'll be putting that drawing up in my room.
**[00:29] Yaeka**
I'll draw it even better next year.
**[00:32] Kirishima**
I'll be looking forward to
my next birthday, then.
**[00:35] Kirishima**
Come to think of it, it's been a while
now since I became your babysitter.
**[00:40] Yaeka**
Uh-huh.
**[00:42] Kirishima**
So many things have happened.
**[00:45] Yaeka**
I got to see Mommy, and it was really nice.
**[00:48] Yaeka**
I also met Koki-kun, Sara, and Kaede-chan.
**[00:52] Yaeka**
I'm so glad I made so many friends this year.
**[00:58] Yaeka**
What about you?
**[01:00] Yaeka**
How was your year?
**[01:03] Kirishima**
Well...
**[01:05] Kirishima**
I think I spent my year thinking
I still need to try harder.
**[01:11] Yaeka**
Harder?
**[01:12] Kirishima**
For example, getting better at
learning people's names and faces,
**[01:15] Kirishima**
and not getting yelled at
by the boss as much.
**[01:18] Kirishima**
And most of all...
**[01:23] Kirishima**
to make sure I don't ever make you sad.
**[01:27] Kirishima**
Your mother and father
**[01:29] Kirishima**
really love your smile,
and everyone else does, too.
**[01:30] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Yay, good job!
**[01:32] Kirishima**
Whenever you smile,
it makes everyone else smile.
**[01:39] Kirishima**
That's why I'm going to work even
harder as your babysitter
**[01:45] Kirishima**
to make sure you can always keep smili—
**[01:47] Yaeka**
Mrr.
**[01:53] Kirishima**
Little lady, what was that, exactly?
**[01:55] Yaeka**
Well, you didn't seem to be enjoying
talking about the past very much...
**[02:01] Yaeka**
so I was trying to make you laugh.
**[02:05] Kirishima**
Little lady...
**[02:07] Kirishima**
Could you do that again?
**[02:08] Yaeka**
No.
**[02:09] Kirishima**
Aw, come on. Please?
**[02:12] Kirishima**
I'll be able to feel like
I had the best birthday ever
**[02:15] Kirishima**
if I get to see that one more time.
**[02:17] Yaeka**
Really?
**[02:18] Kirishima**
Absolutely.
**[02:20] Yaeka**
Okay, just once more.
**[02:22] Kirishima**
Thank you kindly.
**[02:24] Yaeka**
Ready, and...
**[02:26] Yaeka**
Mrr...
**[02:27] Yaeka**
You didn't tell me you'd take a picture!
**[02:29] Kirishima**
Now it's officially the best birthday ever.
**[02:32] Kirishima**
Little lady, I've had a lot of fun since
I became your babysitter, too.
**[02:38] Kirishima**
After becoming your babysitter,
I'm able to look back on my year
**[02:42] Kirishima**
as a good memory for the first time.
**[02:46] Kirishima**
Thank you for giving me so many memories.
**[02:51] Yaeka**
Next year...
**[02:53] Kirishima**
Pardon?
**[02:55] Yaeka**
Let's make even more memories from now on.
**[02:59] Kirishima**
Sure. I look forward to it.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Episode 10: A Bad Person
**[04:41] Sign**
Amaya Family
**[04:59] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[05:03] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[05:04] Yaeka**
We're going to the park tomorrow.
**[05:07] Kirishima**
I'm aware.
**[05:09] Yaeka**
We have to go no matter what, okay?
**[05:11] Kirishima**
Absolutely, no matter what.
**[05:14] Kirishima**
Goodnight.
**[05:16] Yaeka**
Mm.
**[05:22] Kirishima**
Little lady...
**[05:23] Yaeka**
Can you really go?
**[05:26] Kirishima**
Don't worry. Go on to bed.
**[05:34] Shinmoto**
Thanks for the valuable info.
We'll take care of the rest.
**[05:44] Shinmoto**
Let's go ahead and take away...
**[05:48] Shinmoto**
the thing he cares about most.
**[05:54] Sugihara**
The little lady's in a great mood.
**[05:57] Sugihara**
She must be really happy
to go to the park with you.
**[06:01] Kirishima**
Well, I didn't get to go the other day.
**[06:04] Kirishima**
So... why are they here, too?
**[06:07] Sugihara**
I invited them! I figured
the more the merrier!
**[06:11] Kirishima**
Why are *you* acting all fired up to play?
**[06:14] Sara**
Yaeka!
**[06:17] Kirishima**
That's Sara-chan from next door, and...
**[06:19] Yaeka**
This is my friend Kaede-chan.
**[06:21] Kaede**
I-It's nice to meet you. I'm Akashi Kaede.
**[06:26] Kirishima**
You've made a new friend, then.
**[06:28] Kirishima**
That's great, little lady.
**[06:30] Yaeka**
Mm.
**[06:33] Yaeka**
We're all gonna play together today.
**[06:35] Sara**
Yes! Let's play lots!
**[06:38] Kaede**
Yeah!
**[06:40] Sugihara**
What do you want to play, little lady?
**[06:43] Yaeka**
Red light, green light.
**[06:45] Sugihara and Takeuchi**
*Red light, green light?!*
**[06:47] Yaeka**
You like that game, don't you, Kirishima?
**[06:49] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[06:56] Kirishima**
Ah... Yes.
**[06:59] Sugihara**
*He does?!*
**[07:03] Yaeka**
Green light...
**[07:07] Yaeka**
Red light!
**[07:11] Takeuchi**
*What the heck are we doing?*
**[07:14] Takeuchi**
* I can't believe we're playing*
* this game at our age...*
**[07:18] Yaeka**
Green light...
**[07:20] Sara**
Kaede! Go, go, go!
**[07:23] Kaede**
Sara-chan! Are you okay?!
**[07:23] Yaeka**
Red...
**[07:26] Yaeka**
...light!
**[07:28] Yaeka**
Sara-chan and Kaede-chan moved.
**[07:32] Sara**
I went too fast on that green light.
**[07:33] Kaede**
You did.
**[07:40] Sugihara**
Come on, Kirishima-san.
**[07:41] Sugihara**
Only losers move one step at a time like that.
**[07:41] Yaeka**
Green light...
**[07:44] Kirishima**
Wha?
**[07:45] Sugihara**
You need to be bolder
and take bigger strides!
**[07:48] Sugihara**
You love red light, green light, don't you?
**[07:49] Yaeka**
Red...
**[07:55] Yaeka**
...light!
**[07:56] Yaeka**
Kirishima and Sugihara moved.
**[07:59] Sara**
Yaeka wins!
**[08:00] Kirishima**
Aw, too bad for me, I guess.
**[08:04] Kaede**
Is he okay?
**[08:06] Takeuchi**
Sugihara-san, are you alive?!
**[08:10] Sign**
Fuyutsuki Park
**[08:11] Kirishima**
Little lady, what do you want to play next?
**[08:13] Yaeka**
Hide and seek!
**[08:32] Sign**
I ended up finding
the little lady first.
**[08:34] Sign**
Won't the little lady get bored
while I look for everyone else?
**[08:37] Sign**
But giving her a free
pass might be rude, too...
**[08:43] Kirishima**
The hell's he doing?
**[08:45] Sugihara**
Looks like he found someone.
**[08:47] Takeuchi**
He sorta froze up.
**[08:49] Kirishima**
Oh? Looks like he's calmed down.
**[08:52] Sugihara**
He looks like he's made up his mind.
**[08:56] Sugihara**
The hell?!
**[08:57] Sugihara**
What's wrong, Kanehira?!
**[08:59] Takeuchi**
Why'd you punch yourself in the gut?
**[09:01] Sugihara**
Kanehira...
**[09:03] Yaeka**
Huh?
**[09:05] Yaeka**
What happened to Kanehira?
**[09:07] Kirishima**
Well... Looks like he got a stomachache.
**[09:15] Yaeka; Sara; Kaede**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[09:18] Kirishima**
Oh.
**[09:19] Kirishima**
Looks like I get to be it.
**[09:24] Sugihara; Takeuchi**
*We're dead...*
**[09:30] Sugihara**
I have a feeling he'll find us
no matter where we hide.
**[09:34] Takeuchi**
Sugihara-san, I was thinking...
**[09:38] Takeuchi**
Is this what it feels like to be the
guys Kirishima-san goes after?
**[09:42] Sugihara**
Can you not say scary stuff like that?!
**[09:44] Sugihara**
Also, why are you hiding in my spot?!
**[09:47] Takeuchi**
Sorry... I was too scared to be on my own.
**[09:50] Sugihara**
At this rate, we're basically
asking him to kill us both...
**[09:57] Sugihara**
Er, little lady?
**[10:00] Kaede**
You startled me.
**[10:01] Sara**
My ears got that really screechy sound.
**[10:04] Yaeka**
Did Kirishima come by?
**[10:06] Sugihara**
If he did, we'd be dead!
**[10:08] Sugihara**
But thank goodness.
If we're with the little lady...
**[10:15] Sugihara**
What's that sound?
**[10:21] Kirishima**
I found...
**[10:23] Kirishima**
all of you.
**[10:26] Sugihara; Takeuchi**
*We're dead meat!*
**[10:29] Kaede**
Yaeka-chan, Sara-chan, see you later.
**[10:32] Sara**
Bye-bye, Kaede!
**[10:34] Yaeka**
See you tomorrow.
**[10:36] Yaeka**
Today was a lot of fun.
**[10:38] Sara**
Yes!
**[10:40] Kirishima**
You must really like playing
at the park, little lady.
**[10:43] Yaeka**
It was a lot of fun because
I have more friends now...
**[10:48] Yaeka**
But when you're with me, Kirishima,
**[10:51] Yaeka**
it's even more fun.
**[10:55] Kirishima**
I had a lot of fun playing with
you today, too, little lady.
**[11:02] Yaeka**
Let's all go to the park again sometime.
**[11:04] Kirishima**
Yes, let's.
**[11:05] Sara**
Let's play again!
**[11:07] Kanehira; Sugihara; Takeuchi**
*Never again...*
**[11:15] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san, are you heading
out to pick up the little lady?
**[11:18] Kirishima**
Yeah.
**[11:19] Sugihara**
I think I'm finally getting used
to you being her babysitter.
**[11:23] Kirishima**
The hell's that supposed to mean?
**[11:25] Sugihara**
You're much more peaceful...
Maybe even human-like.
**[11:30] Kirishima**
The hell do you think I am to begin with?
**[11:32] Sugihara**
Well, a demon, of cour—
**[11:34] Sugihara**
Ow!
**[11:39] Kirishima**
You better have the little
lady's tea snacks ready.
**[11:43] Sugihara**
He really is a demon...
**[11:46] Sakuragi**
What are you yelling about by yourself?
**[11:48] Sugihara**
Boss?! Er, I'm sorry.
**[11:51] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san just left
to pick up the little lady.
**[11:55] Sugihara**
I was just saying how
familiar that's all becoming.
**[11:59] Sugihara**
Even as long as I've been here,
**[12:01] Sugihara**
I've had the impression that
Kirishima-san rarely came back here.
**[12:10] Sakuragi**
True.
**[12:12] Sakuragi**
Maybe he's more human now.
**[12:23] Shinmoto**
Hey there.
**[12:27] Shinmoto**
You're Sakuragi Yaeka-chan, aren't you?
**[12:39] Kirishima**
Who the hell are you?
**[12:40] Igawa**
Don't be so cold, Kirishima.
**[12:43] Igawa**
We haven't forgotten *you* for even a second.
**[12:48] Yano**
We came here to pay you back
for crushing our family.
**[12:52] Kirishima**
Like I can remember all
that shit from the past.
**[12:56] Igawa**
You bastard—
**[12:57] Yano**
Hold on, Igawa! Wait until
Shinmoto gets here.
**[13:01] Igawa**
Damn it!
**[13:02] Kirishima**
If this is gonna take a while,
I'll take a rain check.
**[13:05] Kirishima**
I've gotta go get the little lady—
**[13:06] Shinmoto**
Your precious little lady is right here.
**[13:09] Shinmoto**
Heya, Kirishima. You two sure must be close.
**[13:13] Shinmoto**
I told her I was your bud,
and she tagged right along.
**[13:19] Yaeka**
Kirishima... Is he not your friend?
**[13:24] Kirishima**
I'm sorry, little lady.
**[13:26] Kirishima**
I should've come to get you sooner.
**[13:30] Yaeka**
Kirishima!
**[13:37] Kirishima**
Little lady...
**[13:38] Shinmoto**
Hey! Don't you dare move!
**[13:41] Shinmoto**
Or do you not care what happens to her?
**[13:43] Kirishima**
You bastard... Get away from the little la—
**[13:46] Yaeka**
Kirishima!
**[13:51] Yaeka**
Stop! Why are you being mean to Kirishima?!
**[13:54] Shinmoto**
Oh, we're not being mean.
**[13:56] Shinmoto**
Kirishima's a bad guy,
so we're punishing him.
**[14:00] Shinmoto**
You've seen it in picture books, right?
**[14:02] Shinmoto**
Bad guys need to be punished.
**[14:05] Shinmoto**
We're just doing what's righ—
**[14:07] Yaeka**
Don't lie to me!
**[14:09] Shinmoto**
Oh?
**[14:10] Yaeka**
Kirishima's always nice.
**[14:13] Yaeka**
He's always at the center of all of us!
**[14:14] Yaeka**
He's not a bad person!
**[14:16] Yaeka**
Kirishima is...
**[14:29] Kirishima**
Little lady?
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[14:52] Yano**
Hey, Shinmoto! What the hell are you doing?
**[14:55] Igawa**
You said we were gonna use the kid
to kill Kirishima, so we were waiting...
**[15:00] Shinmoto**
It's fine. This brat was more useless
than I thought she'd be.
**[15:05] Shinmoto**
Die, Kirishima—
**[15:21] Igawa**
Hey...
**[15:22] Yano**
This is bad...
**[15:37] Shinmoto**
Stop...
**[15:40] Kirishima**
Die.
**[15:43] Yaeka**
Kiri...
**[15:51] Yaeka**
...shima...
**[16:26] Sign**
Fuyutsuki General Hospital
**[16:26] Kirishima**
She apparently has a mild concussion,
but she should be all right.
**[16:31] Kirishima**
I'm so sorry, boss. I'll make sure
this gets taken care of.
**[16:35] Sakuragi**
Kirishima... Exactly what are
you going to take care of?
**[16:40] Sakuragi**
Is this regarding the fact
that Yaeka got hurt...
**[16:44] Sakuragi**
or what you're thinking
about doing right now?
**[16:50] Sakuragi**
Listen, Kirishima.
**[16:52] Sakuragi**
The moment they laid a hand on Yaeka,
this became the Sakuragi Family's problem.
**[16:57] Sakuragi**
The thing you should be doing
right now is taking care of Yaeka.
**[17:02] Sakuragi**
What Yaeka would want most when
she wakes up is for you to be by her side.
**[17:08] Sakuragi**
I'll take care of the ones who attacked you two.
**[17:12] Kirishima**
Yes, sir.
**[17:27] Kirishima**
Little lady...
**[17:30] Sign**
Fuyutsuki General Hospital
**[17:36] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san,
**[17:37] Sugihara**
the boss and I are heading back for a... bit...
**[17:43] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san...
**[17:58] Masaya**
Kirishima!
**[18:00] Masaya**
Hey, Kirishima!
**[18:03] Masaya**
Can't you hear me, damn it?!
**[18:12] Masaya**
Nice... Those are the eyes
I'm talking about, Kirishima!
**[18:16] Masaya**
That's what makes you worth killing!
**[18:21] Masaya**
Huh?
**[18:24] Masaya**
Hey, wait a second, you bastard!
**[18:26] Masaya**
You won't get away, Kirishima!
**[18:28] Masaya**
Today's the day I'm gonna murder you!
**[18:30] Kirishima**
Move.
**[18:31] Masaya**
Huh?! I can't hear you!
**[18:35] Kirishima**
Move.
**[18:36] Masaya**
I said, I can't hear you!
**[18:38] Kirishima**
And I said, "*Move*."
**[18:50] Masaya**
Looks like the demon's back.
**[19:00] Sugihara**
It's no use. I can't get
through to Kirishima-san.
**[19:04] Sakuragi**
That fool...
**[19:07] Sakuragi**
Sugihara, keep looking for any intel you
can get on the ones who attacked them.
**[19:11] Sugihara**
Yes, sir.
**[19:12] Sakuragi**
I'll worry about giving that fool a
lecture after we take out the trash.
**[19:20] Mashiro**
Here you go.
**[19:23] Delinquent 1**
Are you really sure about this?
**[19:24] Delinquent 1**
We just took a picture of
some elementary school kid.
**[19:27] Mashiro**
Oh, this is nothing.
**[19:30] Mashiro**
We're about to witness an
exhilarating show, after all.
**[19:34] Mashiro**
Thank you for your service.
**[19:36] Delinquent 1**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[19:40] Delinquent 1**
Wow...
**[19:42] Delinquent 2**
By the way, have you heard
from Shinmoto-san?
**[19:45] Delinquent 3**
Nah. The last I heard, he said
he'd take care of everything.
**[19:52] Delinquent 3**
Speak of the devil. It's Shinmoto-san.
**[19:55] Delinquent 3**
Hello, Shinmoto-san?
**[20:00] Delinquent 3**
*Huh? Maybe the reception's bad. Hello?*
**[20:04] Delinquent 3**
*Hello?*
**[20:09] Mashiro**
I wonder if that was actually enough...
**[20:11] Mashiro**
to cover all three of their hospital bills.
**[20:14] Sugihara**
According to Takeuchi's report,
**[20:16] Sugihara**
the guy found unconscious on the
little lady's school route woke up,
**[20:19] Sugihara**
and we found out his name is Shinmoto,
formerly of the Amaya Family.
**[20:23] Sugihara**
Lately, he's teamed up with two
guys named Igawa and Yano,
**[20:26] Sugihara**
who belonged to the Shirakawa Family.
**[20:29] Sakuragi**
Amaya and Shirakawa...
**[20:31] Sakuragi**
They're both families that
Kirishima took out ten years ago.
**[20:35] Sugihara**
So they tried to mess with the little
lady to get back at Kirishima-san?
**[20:41] Sugihara**
Takeuchi...
**[20:42] Takeuchi**
* Sugihara-san! I was just investigating*
* the area around Shinmoto's office...*
**[20:47] Takeuchi**
and I found a few guys knocked out cold.
I think they're Shinmoto's minions.
**[20:52] Sugihara**
Boss, does this mean...
**[20:55] Sakuragi**
Sugihara, get the car ready.
**[21:05] Igawa**
Kirishima!
**[21:07] Igawa**
You'll never get away with this.
**[21:10] Igawa**
You took away our home!
**[21:13] Igawa**
I've...
**[21:14] Igawa**
spent the last ten years—
**[21:32] Yano**
No, don't...
**[21:35] Yano**
S-Stay away!
**[21:39] Mashiro**
That's it.
**[21:41] Mashiro**
The crueler and more heartless
you are, the more you shine.
**[21:45] Mashiro**
I'm so happy I get to see the real you again.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Next Time: Fireworks and Promises
# E11 - Fireworks and Promises
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4ZD02/fireworks-and-promises)
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**[00:08] Yano**
N-No—
**[00:11] Sakuragi**
Kirishima!
**[00:22] Sakuragi**
You've got some nerve
ignoring one of my orders.
**[00:28] Sign**
Fuyutsuki General Hospital
**[00:41] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san's gonna be okay, isn't he?
**[00:48] Kirishima**
Boss...
**[00:51] Kirishima**
What are you doing he—
**[00:57] Sakuragi**
You back to your senses now?
**[01:00] Sakuragi**
You fool!
**[01:02] Sakuragi**
What were my orders?!
**[01:05] Sakuragi**
To come here and cover yourself
in this filthy blood? No!
**[01:09] Sakuragi**
You were to stay by Yaeka's side!
*That's* what you were supposed to do!
**[01:24] Sakuragi**
You decided to mess with us.
Don't expect it to end that easily.
**[01:31] Sakuragi**
Hey.
**[01:33] Yakuza A**
Hey, don't you run away.
**[01:37] Yakuza B**
Stay put.
**[01:49] Kirishima**
Boss...
**[01:50] Kirishima**
I guess I'm still me, after all.
**[01:57] Sakuragi**
I'm not gonna tell you to forget the past,
**[02:00] Sakuragi**
and there's no way to undo it.
**[02:04] Sakuragi**
But there is one thing that's certain.
**[02:09] Sakuragi**
You're not Yakuza Crusher
Kirishima right now.
**[02:12] Sakuragi**
You're the babysitter.
**[02:17] Sakuragi**
You've been Yaeka's babysitter
for quite a while now.
**[02:21] Sakuragi**
Don't waste all the time you've put in
over a single impulsive action.
**[02:29] Kirishima**
Yes, sir.
**[02:36] Yakuza B**
Sir! The little lady...
**[02:40] Sign**
Fuyutsuki General Hospital
**[02:43] Kirishima**
Little lady!
**[02:46] Yaeka**
Kiri...shima?
**[02:48] Kirishima**
Are you all right? Does it hurt anywhere?
**[02:53] Kirishima**
I'm sorry, I—
**[02:56] Yaeka**
Kirishima...
**[02:58] Yaeka**
Kirishima! Kirishima!
**[03:04] Kirishima**
Yes, little lady.
**[03:07] Kirishima**
Kirishima's right here.
**[03:12] Kirishima**
I'm very sorry you had to go
through something so scary.
**[03:24] Sugihara**
Thank goodness.
**[03:26] Sakuragi**
Yeah.
**[03:28] Yaeka**
Oh, yeah. Kirishima, you hurt your head...
**[03:33] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[03:36] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san?!
**[03:44] Yaeka**
Kirishima's asleep.
**[03:47] Sugihara**
What?!
**[03:48] Sakuragi**
The relief must've been too great.
**[03:56] Sakuragi**
For crying out loud... He sure knows
how to make everyone worry.
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***SIGN*** Episode 11: Fireworks and Promises
**[05:43] Yaeka**
I'm home.
**[05:45] Kirishima**
Yes, welcome back.
**[05:56] Kirishima**
Boss, please excuse me.
**[06:03] Kirishima**
May I speak with you for a moment?
**[06:08] Sugihara**
Little lady?
**[06:12] Sugihara**
Weren't you going to take a few days
off from school to be on the safe side?
**[06:16] Yaeka**
Sara and Kaede-chan came by
to bring me my homework.
**[06:19] Yaeka**
I'm gonna finish it
before I go back to school.
***SIGN*** Similar kanji characters
**[06:21] (Flashback) Sara**
Hey, Yaeka!
**[06:23] (Flashback) Kaede**
Feel better soon.
**[06:26] Sugihara**
You're such a good girl.
**[06:28] Sugihara**
When I was your age, I'd spend
my days off just lazing around.
**[06:34] Sugihara**
Of course, since I didn't do any homework,
**[06:36] Sugihara**
my parents and teachers yelled at me a lot.
**[06:39] Yaeka**
You poor thing.
**[06:41] Sugihara**
That's why you're amazing, little lady.
**[06:43] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san could learn
about planning from you,
**[06:45] Sugihara**
since he randomly calls me late at ni—
**[06:47] Kirishima**
Did you say something?
**[06:49] Sugihara**
Jeez! Could you not just suddenly
appear outta thin air behind me?!
**[06:52] Kirishima**
Little lady, are your studies going well?
**[06:55] Yaeka**
Yes.
**[06:56] Sugihara**
And he's ignoring me!
**[06:59] Kirishima**
Once you're done with your homework,
would you like to go out somewhere?
**[07:02] Kirishima**
I can spend the whole day with you today.
**[07:06] Yaeka**
Can we go to a fireworks show tonight, then?
**[07:09] Kirishima**
A fireworks show?
**[07:10] Yaeka**
The one we went to together last time...
**[07:14] Yaeka**
was a lot of fun.
**[07:15] Sugihara**
Er, I'm not sure about
fireworks shows right now...
**[07:19] Yaeka**
Is the season over?
**[07:26] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[07:27] Kirishima**
Let's put on our own fireworks show.
**[07:31] Yaeka**
We can do that?!
**[07:33] Kirishima**
We won't be able to set off
any big, fancy ones,
**[07:36] Kirishima**
but if things like sparklers
will do, I'll get us some.
**[07:38] Kirishima**
We'll buy some food and drinks, and
we'll invite the boss and your friends.
**[07:42] Yaeka**
I'll go invite everyone after
I finish my homework!
**[07:45] Kirishima**
Sure.
**[07:46] Sugihara**
*The little lady cheered up immediately.*
**[07:50] Sugihara**
* I guess Kirishima-san really does*
* think about the little lady a lot.*
**[07:57] Kirishima**
Hey, Sugihara. What are you zoning out for?
**[08:00] Kirishima**
Go buy those fireworks already.
**[08:02] Sugihara**
And here I was, getting the warm fuzzies...
**[08:05] Sugihara**
I mean, where would they
even sell them right now?
**[08:07] Kirishima**
What?
**[08:08] Sugihara**
I'll go get them right now!
**[08:14] Sara**
Fireworks, pretty!
**[08:16] Yaeka**
So pretty...
**[08:19] Sugihara**
The little lady looks like she's having fun.
**[08:22] Kirishima**
Yeah.
**[08:27] Yaeka**
Kirishima.
**[08:30] Yaeka**
What's wrong?
**[08:31] Kirishima**
Oh, I'm fine.
**[08:33] Kirishima**
I was just zoning out a bit.
**[08:35] Yaeka**
Huh...
**[08:38] Yaeka**
Let's light some sparklers together.
**[08:41] Kirishima**
Ah, sounds like a great plan.
**[08:43] Sugihara**
There!
**[08:44] Sara**
Wonderful!
**[08:45] Takeuchi**
Whoa!
**[08:58] Yaeka**
Fireworks are really pretty even at home.
**[09:05] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[09:12] Yaeka**
Kirishima...
**[09:13] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[09:16] Yaeka**
Aw, it fell.
**[09:20] Kirishima**
Shall we light the next one?
**[09:28] Sara**
Bye-bye!
**[09:30] Yaeka**
See you later.
**[09:32] Kirishima**
Okay, let's head back.
**[09:35] Yaeka**
Wait.
**[09:37] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[09:38] Yaeka**
We've still got a few sparklers left.
**[09:41] Kirishima**
You're right. Should we go
through all of them?
**[09:48] Yaeka**
I'm going to save them until next time.
**[09:50] Yaeka**
Let's do them together again.
**[09:56] Kirishima**
Sure.
**[10:23] Sugihara**
Y-Yes, right away, Kirishima-san...
**[10:28] Sugihara**
Wait, a text?
***SIGN*** Kirishima-san
**[10:30] Sugihara**
That's not like Kirishima-san...
**[10:34] Sugihara**
Huh?!
**[10:35] Sign**
Great job today.
I made sure to lock up.
**[10:35] Sign**
Today
**[10:35] Sign**
Take care of the little lady for me.
**[10:35] Sign**
Send
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**[10:48] Sugihara**
What do you mean, Kirishima-san left?!
**[10:51] Sakuragi**
Did I stutter?
**[10:53] Sakuragi**
"Right now, all I'm going to do
is cause the family trouble.
**[10:57] Sakuragi**
Please allow me to walk away
before I lose what's important to me."
**[11:01] Sakurai**
That's what he told me as he apologized.
**[11:06] Sugihara**
You stopped him, though, right?
**[11:08] Sakuragi**
He would've left even if I'd tried.
**[11:11] Sugihara**
But...
**[11:12] Sugihara**
But that's so irresponsible!
**[11:15] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san's supposed to
care for the little lady,
**[11:17] Sugihara**
and he's the Sakuragi's first lieutenant!
**[11:19] Sugihara**
And...
**[11:25] Yaeka**
Daddy?
**[11:27] Yaeka**
Have you seen Kirishima?
**[11:29] Yaeka**
I've been looking and can't
find him anywhere...
**[11:32] Sakuragi**
Yaeka...
**[11:35] Sakuragi**
Kirishima's taking a little break.
**[11:38] Sakuragi**
Sugihara will take care
of you in the meantime.
**[11:41] Yaeka**
A break?
**[11:42] Sakuragi**
So you don't need to worry.
He'll be back soon.
**[11:48] Yaeka**
Okay.
**[11:56] Sakuragi**
It really is irresponsible.
**[12:00] Sakuragi**
Though that's only if he
really doesn't come back.
**[12:04] Sugihara**
Huh?
**[12:05] Sakuragi**
He's just not sure what
he should do right now.
**[12:10] Sakuragi**
He'll be back once he's cooled off.
**[12:13] Sakuragi**
Until then, I'm counting on you.
**[12:17] Sugihara**
Yes, sir...
**[12:22] Sugihara**
* "Right now, all I'm going to do*
* is cause the family trouble.*
**[12:26] Sugihara**
* Please allow me to walk away*
* before I lose what's important to me."*
**[12:32] Sugihara**
*What the hell, man?*
**[13:05] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Do as you will. Just don't
make the wrong choice.
**[13:11] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Yes, sir.
**[13:14] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Thank you very much.
**[13:21] Sakuragi**
Seriously... Could you look any more pathetic?
**[13:27] Momoyama**
By the way, I heard Sakuragi's
crew ran into a bit of trouble.
**[13:31] Mashiro**
Yup.
**[13:32] Mashiro**
I heard Kirishima-kun turned back
into a demon and ran amok.
***SIGN*** Momoyama Family Boss
Momoyama Hidenari
**[13:37] Momoyama**
That's what he gets for taking in some
stray that can't even follow orders.
**[13:41] Momoyama**
Mashiro, you seem awfully
obsessed with Kirishima.
**[13:45] Momoyama**
You're not involved with this, are you?
**[13:49] Mashiro**
Of course not.
**[13:54] Sugihara**
Damn it, of course he won't answer.
**[13:57] Sugihara**
What should I do?
**[14:00] Sugihara**
* What should I be doing in*
* Kirishima-san's place right now?*
**[14:07] Sugihara**
Little lady?
**[14:09] Yaeka**
Sugihara...
**[14:16] Sugihara**
What are you doing out here?
**[14:18] Yaeka**
Waiting.
**[14:20] Yaeka**
Because Kirishima might come home.
**[14:26] Sugihara**
*Man, what the hell am I doing?*
**[14:28] Sign**
Great job today.
I made sure to lock up.
**[14:28] Sign**
Today
**[14:28] Sign**
Take care of the little lady for me.
**[14:28] Sign**
Send
**[14:30] Sugihara**
*As if I could take Kirishima-san's place...*
**[14:33] Sugihara**
Little lady! I'm gonna go
look for Kirishima-san!
**[14:37] Yaeka**
Huh?
**[14:39] Sugihara**
I know we said he was on a break,
but he actually ran away!
**[14:43] Sugihara**
As things stand, we're not sure
when he'll come back!
**[14:47] Sugihara**
So I'm gonna go out there
and drag him back myself!
**[14:56] Yaeka**
I'll go, too!
**[14:57] Sugihara**
Huh?!
**[15:00] Sugihara**
* If I take the little lady with me right now,*
* the boss will probably get real angry.*
**[15:10] Sugihara**
All right! Let's find Kirishima-san together!
**[15:15] Yaeka**
You wait here, okay?
We'll come back with Kirishima.
**[15:27] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Let's do them together again.
**[15:30] Kirishima**
I guess I broke another promise...
**[15:34] Mashiro**
It's been a while, Kirishima-kun.
**[15:50] Mashiro**
So...
**[15:52] Mashiro**
I heard about the attack on your little lady.
**[15:55] Mashiro**
You nearly killed a former yakuza member, eh?
**[15:58] Mashiro**
I was really happy to hear that, actually...
**[16:01] Mashiro**
because it proved that
the real you wasn't dead.
**[16:06] Mashiro**
I'm proud of the fact that our yakuza
families are under the same banner.
**[16:12] Mashiro**
You're the source of all my
entertainment in the underworld,
**[16:17] Mashiro**
so if I'm being quite honest,
**[16:19] Mashiro**
I was really disappointed in you
when you started babysitting.
**[16:24] Mashiro**
It was such a thrill to see you
get so pissed off again.
**[16:49] Kirishima**
Don't tell me you...
**[16:52] Mashiro**
And what will you do if I did, Widdle Demon?
**[17:48] Mashiro**
I know everything.
**[17:50] Mashiro**
Even if you start playing house
with an innocent child,
**[17:53] Mashiro**
the real you deep down
inside will never change.
**[18:05] Aoi**
Hello? Yeah, sorry I'm late.
**[18:10] Aoi**
I was planning to leave early,
**[18:12] Aoi**
but the client's boss is a lousy drunk...
**[18:19] Aoi**
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm almost home.
**[18:30] Aoi**
Toru.
**[18:32] Kirishima**
Aoi-san...
**[18:33] Aoi**
What the hell are you doing here?
**[18:35] Kirishima**
You out working this late?
**[18:38] Kirishima**
You're doing well, then.
**[18:41] Aoi**
Actually, I had to go out
drinking with my boss, and—
**[18:44] Aoi**
Wait, don't change the subject!
I'm the one asking questions here.
**[18:49] Kirishima**
My bad.
**[18:50] Aoi**
Alone at the park this late at night?
You on a walk or something?
**[18:54] Kirishima**
Yeah... Something like that.
**[18:59] Aoi**
What happened?
**[19:00] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[19:01] Aoi**
Some dude who's just out for a stroll
**[19:03] Aoi**
wouldn't be smoking a cigarette
and looking all emo.
**[19:06] Aoi**
I can at least hear you out.
**[19:11] Kirishima**
I'm fine. Shouldn't you hurry home, Aoi-san?
**[19:15] Kirishima**
Your family's waiting for you.
**[19:17] Aoi**
Jeez. I guess you still don't like
showing people your weak side.
**[19:22] Aoi**
If you're stressing out over
something important,
**[19:25] Aoi**
choose whatever you're
thinking about abandoning.
**[19:27] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[19:30] Aoi**
The more precious something is to you,
the more regret will follow, always.
**[19:35] Kirishima**
I...
**[19:37] Yaeka**
Kirishima!
**[19:42] Kirishima**
Little lady...
**[19:45] Kirishima**
Why...
**[19:46] Yaeka**
You can't run away from home!
**[19:48] Aoi**
*Run away from home?!*
**[19:49] Aoi**
* I guess he still just runs off*
* whenever something happens.*
**[19:54] Kirishima**
Little lady... Did you
come here by yourself?
**[19:56] Sugihara**
Of course not!
**[19:59] Kirishima**
Sugihara...
**[20:03] Sugihara**
Who the hell are you?!
Where's the Kirishima-san I know?!
**[20:07] Yaeka**
Sugihara...
**[20:08] Aoi**
This way, little lady.
**[20:13] Kirishima**
Let go of me.
**[20:14] Sugihara**
No! I'm not gonna let go until you're
back to the usual Kirishima-san!
**[20:19] Sugihara**
What was with that text?!
**[20:20] Sugihara**
"All I'm going to do is cause trouble"?
**[20:22] Sugihara**
"Walking away before I lose
what's important to me"?
**[20:24] Sugihara**
What the hell?!
**[20:26] Sugihara**
Just apologize after you cause trouble,
**[20:28] Sugihara**
and then get stronger so you can
protect what's important to you!
**[20:32] Sugihara**
Who cares if you messed up once?!
**[20:34] Sugihara**
The Kirishima-san I know is a free spirit,
but he's not irresponsible!
**[20:39] Sugihara**
Being the Sakuragi Family's first lieutenant
**[20:40] Sugihara**
and the little lady's babysitter...
**[20:42] Sugihara**
The big bro I look up to...
**[20:45] Sugihara**
You're the only one who can do all that.
**[20:48] Sugihara**
So if you don't come home now,
I'll make you regret it!
**[20:53] Kirishima**
Let go of me.
**[20:55] Sugihara**
No! I won't let you go until
you say you'll come hom—
**[20:57] Kirishima**
How the hell am I supposed to go home
**[20:59] Kirishima**
with you clinging to me like this?
**[21:01] Sugihara**
Kirishima-sa—
**[21:03] Kirishima**
Never thought the day would come when
you'd grab me by the collar and lecture me.
**[21:08] Sugihara**
I-I'm sowwy.
**[21:10] Sugihara**
Still, you're the one in the wrong this time—
**[21:13] Sugihara**
Huh?
**[21:13] Kirishima**
Just get stronger so you can
protect what's important to you...
**[21:20] Kirishima**
That's something even an idiot
like me can understand.
**[21:23] Kirishima**
I'm back to my senses. Thanks.
**[21:28] Sugihara**
You can act a little more touched, y'know!
**[21:32] Kirishima**
Jeez, don't cry.
**[21:33] Sugihara**
I'm not crying!
**[21:34] Yaeka**
Everything's back to normal.
**[21:35] Aoi**
I have no idea what's going on,
but I guess it got sorted out.
**[21:39] Kirishima**
Let's go home, Sugihara.
**[21:42] Sugihara**
Yes, sir!
**[21:43] Kirishima**
Little lady, I'm sorry I worried you.
**[21:47] Yaeka**
Kirishima.
**[21:49] Kirishima**
Yes?
**[21:50] Yaeka**
No more running away from home!
**[21:53] Kirishima**
Right. I won't make the wrong choice again.
**[22:02] Yaeka**
Let's go home, Kirishima.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Next Time: The Little Lady's Babysitter
# E12 - The Little Lady's Babysitter
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEQ272/the-little-ladys-babysitter)
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***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[01:37] Kirishima**
Sugihara, this is the first time
I'm atoning for my mistakes,
**[01:41] Kirishima**
so I need you to watch.
**[01:42] Sugihara**
Wait, wait, hold up!
**[01:43] Sugihara**
I've got a hunch about what
you're atoning for, but no way!
**[01:46] Kirishima**
I made up my mind after your lecture.
**[01:50] Sugihara**
Don't use that as an excuse
to cut off your finger!
**[01:53] Kirishima**
You'll let me off the hook if I do this, right?
**[01:56] Sugihara**
I mean it, stop! Seriously, don't do this!
**[02:00] Kirishima**
Just let go, damn it!
**[02:02] Sugihara**
Someone help!
**[02:05] Sakuragi**
Shut the hell up!
***SIGN*** Episode 12: The Little Lady's Babysitter
**[02:09] Yaeka**
Are you two okay?
**[02:12] Sugihara**
Yes...
**[02:13] Kirishima**
Yeah... We got yelled at.
**[02:16] Aoi**
Man, never a dull moment with you two.
**[02:19] Kirishima**
Aoi-san.
**[02:21] Aoi**
I could hear you all the way
from the other room.
**[02:23] Aoi**
No wonder the boss was pissed.
**[02:25] Kirishima**
When'd you get here?
**[02:27] Aoi**
You were so riled up that
you didn't even notice?
**[02:30] Aoi**
Probably about half an hour ago.
**[02:33] Aoi**
More importantly, the boss told me
**[02:36] Aoi**
why you two caused a fuss
at the park the other day.
**[02:40] Aoi**
Your name's Sugihara, right?
**[02:43] Sugihara**
Huh? Y-Yes...
**[02:45] Aoi**
I've basically watched Toru grow up,
so I know what kind of guy he is.
**[02:52] Aoi**
I've been wanting to say this ever since
I saw you lecturing Toru in the park...
**[02:58] Aoi**
You're a good guy.
**[03:01] Sugihara**
Huh?
**[03:03] Aoi**
Toru's always been a damn troublemaker.
**[03:07] Sugihara**
R-Right...
**[03:08] Aoi**
I bet he's put you through hell and back!
**[03:11] aoi**
You can talk to me whenever
Toru causes you any more trouble!
**[03:15] Sugihara**
Aoi-san...
**[03:16] Kirishima**
You guys are just saying whatever you
want with me sitting right here, huh?
**[03:20] Aoi**
You've been through a lot, too, little lady.
**[03:22] Aoi**
It must've been scary
when you were attacked.
**[03:25] Yaeka**
I'm okay. I think Kirishima was
even more scared than I was.
**[03:30] Yaeka**
When he came back to
the hospital, he was cryi—
**[03:37] Aoi**
*What the heck was that just now?*
**[03:39] Kirishima**
By the way, did you get home
okay after that, Aoi-san? Ow.
**[03:43] Kirishima**
I bet your wife was worried
since you got back late.
**[03:46] Aoi**
Actually, the problem was
more that Koki woke up.
**[03:49] Aoi**
I think his fussing was probably worse.
**[03:52] Aoi**
He wanted a present, he wanted cake...
**[03:55] Aoi**
His yelling woke Hina up,
and then she started crying.
**[03:58] Yaeka**
Hina?
**[03:59] Aoi**
Huh? Oh, I guess you guys haven't met yet.
**[04:02] Aoi**
I've got a little girl at home
who's younger than Koki.
**[04:05] Aoi**
Wanna see?
**[04:07] Aoi**
Here.
**[04:08] Yaeka**
She's so cute!
**[04:09] Sugihara**
She is!
**[04:12] Aoi**
You were just like this once, little lady.
**[04:14] Kirishima**
You sure did gush about her a lot back then.
Went on and on about how cute she was.
**[04:19] Aoi**
And back then, *you* sure did run away a lot...
**[04:22] Kirishima**
Could you not reminisce
about the past so angrily? Yikes.
**[04:26] Yaeka**
Kirishima, you knew me when I was a baby?
**[04:30] Kirishima**
Yes. Only a little bit, though.
**[04:33] Yaeka**
No fair...
**[04:34] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[04:35] Yaeka**
I didn't know you back then.
**[04:38] Kirishima**
Uh... that's okay. You don't need to know.
**[04:41] Yaeka**
Mrrr.
**[04:43] Aoi**
Yeah, that really isn't fair.
**[04:46] Aoi**
I bet you wanna know about
the old Toru, don't you?
**[04:48] Kirishima**
Come on, Aoi-san.
**[04:50] Aoi**
I know, little lady! Why don't
you come over to my place?
**[04:53] Aoi**
I have tons of old pictures of Toru.
**[04:56] Yaeka**
Huh?!
**[04:57] Kirishima**
Huh? Wait, no way...
**[04:59] Aoi**
Koki's been wanting to play
with the little lady, too.
**[05:01] Aoi**
Plus, I'd love for you to meet Hina.
**[05:03] Aoi**
I'm sure she'd love to meet
an older girl like you.
**[05:07] Kirishima**
Er, uh...
**[05:08] Kirishima**
I'm fine with us going to your place,
but we don't need to talk about me...
**[05:13] Yaeka**
Kirishima.
**[05:15] Kirishima**
Yes?
**[05:16] Yaeka**
If you tell me one story about you,
that can be your atonement.
**[05:20] Kirishima**
Atonement?
**[05:22] Yaeka**
Yup, atonement!
**[05:24] Kirishima**
Er, uh... Could I just offer my pinky instead?
**[05:27] Sugihara**
Why are you so against this?!
**[05:30] Aoi**
Then I guess it's settled!
**[05:37] Yaeka**
So, hey...
**[05:40] Sakuragi**
What is it?
**[05:41] Yaeka**
I want to go to Koki-kun's house soon.
**[05:45] Sakuragi**
Koki...
**[05:47] Sakuragi**
Oh, right. Aoi's place.
**[05:49] Yaeka**
Can I?
**[05:52] Sakuragi**
Sure, as long as Kirishima goes with you.
**[05:55] Yaeka**
Also, I'm going to make sure...
Kirishima atones.
**[06:00] Sakuragi**
A-Atones?
**[06:04] Kirishima**
Makes no sense, right?
I don't get it, either.
**[06:06] Sfx**
Gloom...
**[06:07] Sakuragi**
I guess you know exactly
what's gonna happen.
**[06:15] Aoi**
Hey, guys.
**[06:16] Kirishima**
Thanks for having us over.
**[06:18] Yaeka**
We're here to play.
**[06:20] Aoi**
Hey, thanks for coming. Come on in.
**[06:22] Koki**
Wow, it's Yaeka-chan!
**[06:24] Koki**
Mom! Yaeka-chan's here!
**[06:26] Aoi**
Pipe down, Koki!
**[06:32] Sanae**
Thanks for coming over.
**[06:34] Sanae**
I'm his wife, Aoi Sanae.
**[06:36] Sanae**
Thank you for always looking
after my husband and son.
**[06:40] Kirishima**
No, no. Please...
**[06:42] Sanae**
Please enjoy your stay today.
**[06:48] Sanae**
How adorable... You look just like a doll.
**[06:52] Sanae**
Oh, you're just so precious....
**[06:54] Aoi**
Sanae... The little lady clearly
doesn't know how to react.
**[06:59] Sanae**
Here you go.
**[07:00] Yaeka**
Oh, that's so cute. It's a kitty cake.
**[07:05] Sanae**
Ko-chan told me that you like cats.
**[07:08] Koki**
Yup!
**[07:09] Koki**
Yaeka-chan's really good at drawing, too!
**[07:12] Koki**
So, I was thinking... Yaeka-chan...
**[07:17] Koki**
Are artistic guys your type?
**[07:20] Kirishima**
Seriously?!
**[07:21] Sanae**
Ko-chan?!
**[07:24] Aoi**
Koki! You little—
**[07:25] Aoi**
Stop trying to hit on the little lady!
**[07:28] Aoi**
Jeez, you—
**[07:28] Koki**
Aw, why not, though?
**[07:29] Aoi**
Who the hell did you take after, anyway?!
**[07:31] Hina**
Mama!
**[07:32] Sanae**
Oh, dear. Hina-chan woke up.
**[07:39] Sanae**
Daddy and Ko-chan yelling
must've startled you, huh?
**[07:43] Sanae**
There, there.
**[07:48] Yaeka**
Hina-chan?
**[07:50] Sanae**
Oh? Are you curious about Yaeka-chan?
**[07:54] Sanae**
It's okay, she wants you to come closer.
**[08:07] Sanae**
I guess she can tell that
you're a nice older girl.
**[08:10] Yaeka**
Huh?
**[08:12] Sanae**
Ko-chan tells Hina-chan
about you all the time.
**[08:16] (Flashback) Koki**
Hina, hurry up and get big, okay?
**[08:19] (Flashback) Koki**
So we can go and play with
Yaeka-chan together soon!
**[08:24] Sanae**
He's always so happy when he talks about you.
**[08:27] Sanae**
Maybe that's why Hina-chan
already likes you, too.
**[08:32] Sanae**
Say, Yaeka-chan. Once Hina-chan
gets bigger, will you play with her?
**[08:39] Yaeka**
Sure.
**[08:42] Sanae**
Thank you.
**[08:44] Aoi**
Toru!
**[08:45] Kirishima**
Uh, yes?
**[08:51] Aoi**
Here. You seriously have such a dull
face without your sunglasses.
**[08:57] Kirishima**
Not sure how I'm supposed to be full of life
after having coffee spit onto my face.
**[09:04] Aoi**
Yeah, sorry about that.
Also, you're still using those?
**[09:08] Aoi**
This is a good chance to
give you a different pair.
**[09:11] Kirishima**
Are you gonna open your
own sunglasses shop?
**[09:14] Aoi**
You're pretty much the only
one I can give them to,
**[09:17] Aoi**
so pick out whichever one you like.
**[09:18] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[09:23] (Flashback) Aoi**
Here, Toru. You can have these.
**[09:27] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Sunglasses?
**[09:28] (Flashback) Aoi**
You have such a dull face, but people
keep picking fights with you.
**[09:33] (Flashback) Aoi**
I figured those might help you out a bit.
**[09:37] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Right...
**[09:42] (Flashback) Aoi**
Nice. They look good on you.
**[09:45] Kirishima**
Thanks, but... I'm good with these.
**[09:49] Aoi**
Huh? Really?
**[09:52] Kirishima**
They all look the same to me, honestly.
**[09:54] Aoi**
What?! They're all different, though!
**[09:56] Kirishima**
Huh? I don't see how.
**[09:59] Aoi**
What, are you friggin' blind?!
**[10:01] Aoi**
This is the problem with you guys
that just don't get it.
**[10:05] Kirishima**
I'm not sure what you want me to say.
**[10:10] Koki**
Whatcha lookin' at, Yaeka-chan?
**[10:13] Aoi**
Those are from the same
brand you're wearing now.
**[10:17] Kirishima**
Huh...
**[10:18] Aoi**
Those are pretty expensive, y'know.
**[10:18] Koki**
Dad and that guy look
like they're having fun.
**[10:21] Aoi**
See? Check out these frames!
**[10:21] Yaeka**
Mhm.
**[10:22] Sanae**
Those two are acting like they used to.
**[10:26] Sanae**
They've always been really close.
**[10:30] Aoi**
You've always been as easy
to read as an open book.
**[10:34] Aoi**
Oh, yeah. I promised the little lady
I'd show her old photos of you.
**[10:40] Kirishima**
Ah... you really didn't need
to remember that.
**[10:43] Yaeka**
Kirishima!
**[10:45] Yaeka**
You need to atone!
**[10:48] Kirishima**
Oh, that's right.
**[10:51] Aoi**
Hey, this brings back memories.
**[11:00] Yaeka**
Is that me?
**[11:02] Kirishima**
Yes, I believe it is.
**[11:05] Aoi**
Huh?
**[11:08] Aoi**
Oh, this.
**[11:10] Aoi**
You don't remember?
**[11:14] Aoi**
Some dudes picked a fight with you,
and you came back totally wrecked.
**[11:18] Aoi**
Then the boss told you
not to leave for a while.
**[11:21] Koki**
Wow, this is Yaeka-chan?
**[11:24] Kirishima**
That happened a bunch of times, though.
**[11:27] Aoi**
Yeah, I guess I can't deny that.
**[11:31] Sign**
The Sakuragi Family After Yaeka Was Born
**[11:33] (Flashback) Kanami**
Oh, jeez. The first-aid kit's empty.
**[11:37] (Flashback) Aoi**
Listen up! You're not allowed to move a
single step from that spot all day. Got it?!
**[11:41] (Flashback) Aoi**
If there's any sign that you left,
I'm gonna kick yer ass!
**[11:46] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Yes, sir.
**[11:48] (Flashback) Yakuza**
Have a safe trip, sir!
**[11:55] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Man, I'm bored.
**[11:57] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Aoi-san and the boss have a meeting...
**[12:00] (Flashback) Kirishima**
And I guess Kanami-san went shopping.
**[12:03] Kirishima**
* I bet I can at least go*
* buy some cigarettes...*
**[12:11] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Wight hewe.
**[12:13] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Little lady... You're awake?
**[12:16] (Flashback) Kirishima**
I'll go get your mom—
**[12:17] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Wight hewe!
**[12:20] Kirishima**
*What the— Does she want me to go over there?*
**[12:24] Kirishima**
*I guess that was it.*
**[12:37] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Huh?
**[12:40] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Uh...
**[12:42] Kirishima**
*What?*
**[12:48] Kirishima**
*She seems to... want something?*
**[12:52] (Flashback) Kirishima**
W-Wow.
**[12:55] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Very good job?
**[12:58] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Heh.
**[12:59] Kirishima**
*That smug look!*
**[13:02] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Is that for me? Thanks...
**[13:12] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Huh?
**[13:24] (Flashback) Kirishima**
There, now it looks even cooler
with the round one you gave me.
**[13:29] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Wow, you're so amazing, little lady.
**[13:37] Kirishima**
*No good, eh?*
**[13:41] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Sho coo! Sho coo!
**[13:47] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Huh? You want me to do it again?
**[13:50] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Mm...
**[13:52] (Flashback) Kirishima**
All right.
**[13:54] (Flashback) Kirishima**
But no crying if it falls apart, okay?
**[14:04] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Aw, Toru-kun.
**[14:06] (Flashback) Miyuki**
You were playing with Yaeka?
**[14:09] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Um... Sure.
**[14:12] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Yaeka's sleeping all funny again.
**[14:15] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Um, could you help me out here?
**[14:17] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Are you tired?
**[14:18] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Yes. Um, but...
**[14:20] (Flashback) Kirishima**
This might not be so bad
every once in a while.
**[14:26] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Say, Toru-kun...
**[14:28] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Ma'am?
**[14:29] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Will you play with Yaeka
once she gets older, too?
**[14:34] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Um...
**[14:39] (Flashback) Miyuki**
I'm counting on you. I'm excited
for both of your futures.
**[14:47] Kirishima**
I see... That's when this is from.
**[14:49] Aoi**
What is it?
**[14:51] Kirishima**
Oh, uh, it's nothing.
**[15:08] (Flashback) Sanae**
Say, Yaeka-chan. Once Hina-chan
gets bigger, will you play with her?
**[15:14] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Will you play with Yaeka
once she gets older, too?
**[15:20] Yaeka**
Kirishima, tomorrow...
**[15:25] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[15:26] Kirishima**
Huh? Yes?
**[15:29] Yaeka**
So, um...
**[15:30] Yaeka**
I wanna buy Mommy some flowers tomorrow.
**[15:35] Kirishima**
Sure, of course.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[15:44] Employee**
Welcome. Are you looking
for something in particular?
**[15:47] Kirishima**
Um...
**[15:50] Employee**
Is this a gift for someone?
**[15:53] Yaeka**
I'm going to give them to my mommy.
**[15:55] Employee**
Then let's find the perfect flowers
to make your mommy happy.
**[15:59] Yaeka**
Okay.
**[16:02] Kirishima**
Sorry, but could you pick something
**[16:04] Kirishima**
that won't take much effort to care for?
**[16:06] Employee**
Huh?
**[16:08] Kirishima**
We're visiting her in the hospital.
**[16:10] Kirishima**
We'd like something that will
last a while and bring good luck.
**[16:13] Employee**
You got it.
**[16:15] Employee**
There are more over there.
Want to take a look?
**[16:18] Yaeka**
Mm.
***SIGN*** Kalanchoe
**[16:26] Kirishima**
*Kalanchoe?*
**[16:26] Young Kirishima**
*Kalanchoe?*
**[16:30] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother**
Aren't they adorable?
**[16:32] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother**
A lot of tiny flowers will bloom.
**[16:35] (Flashback) Young Kirishima**
Huh... They sorta remind me of stars.
**[16:45] Yaeka**
Do you like these flowers?
**[16:49] Kirishima**
We used to have some at my house.
**[16:52] Kirishima**
My mother took care of them.
**[16:54] Yaeka**
Does your mommy like flowers?
**[16:58] Kirishima**
She does.
**[16:59] Yaeka**
Huh... I see.
**[17:03] Employee**
Thank you for waiting.
**[17:05] Employee**
Here you go.
**[17:06] Yaeka**
So cute...
**[17:08] Kirishima**
That's great.
**[17:10] Kirishima**
I'm sure these will make your mom happy.
**[17:12] Yaeka**
Yeah.
**[17:14] Kirishima**
Thank you very much.
**[17:16] Kirishima**
How much do I owe you?
**[17:18] Yaeka**
Kirishima...
**[17:19] Kirishima**
Yes?
**[17:20] Yaeka**
Should we get these for your mommy, too?
**[17:25] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[17:27] Yaeka**
Your mommy likes them, right?
**[17:29] Yaeka**
I'm sure they'd make her really happy.
***SIGN*** Dear Mommy,
**[18:12] Mashiro**
Kirishima-kun, things are going
to get even more exciting.
**[18:16] Mashiro**
I'm sure of it.
**[18:22] Yaeka**
Come in.
**[18:24] Sugihara**
Good morning, little lady.
**[18:26] Sugihara**
It's almost time for breakfast.
**[18:28] Yaeka**
Okay.
**[18:31] Yaeka**
Huh?
**[18:39] Kirishima**
It's been a while... Mom... Dad.
**[18:40] Sign**
Kirishima Family Grave
**[18:54] Kirishima**
What the hell?
**[18:56] Kirishima**
Now there are tons of flowers.
**[18:59] Kirishima**
I guess that's okay, since
you always liked them.
**[19:03] (Flashback) Young Kirishima**
Why do you like flowers, Mom?
**[19:06] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother**
I mean, they're cute and
pretty, of course...
**[19:11] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother**
But I think what I like most is
enjoying their flower language.
**[19:14] (Flashback) Young Kirishima**
Flower language?
**[19:16] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother**
Each flower has its own symbolic meaning.
**[19:21] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother**
Tulips mean "compassion,"
and sunflowers mean "adoration."
**[19:26] (Flashback) Young Kirishima**
Huh... What about these, then?
**[19:29] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother**
These?
**[19:30] (Flashback) Young Kirishima**
Yeah, these.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother**
These... Kalanchoe mean...
**[19:35] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother**
It's a secret.
**[19:36] (Flashback) Young Kirishima**
Huh?! Why?
**[19:38] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother**
These flowers where the kind
your father and I bought
**[19:42] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother**
right before you were born.
**[19:44] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother**
It's a very special flower
we chose together
**[19:46] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother**
while talking about how we
couldn't wait to meet you.
**[19:50] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother**
So I want you to look up its meaning
once you're an adult, Toru.
**[19:55] (Flashback) Young Kirishima**
What? I'll totally forget, though.
**[19:59] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother**
Well, you do forget things quite often.
**[20:02] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother**
But that's fine.
**[20:03] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother**
Flower language gives you secret messages.
That's why I love it so much.
**[20:10] Sign**
Flower Encyclopedia
Seasonal Flowers and Floriography
**[20:15] Sign**
Flower Language
-Brings happiness
-A big heart
-Lots of small memories
-I will protect you
**[20:22] (Flashback) Student Kirishima**
Damn it... Why?
**[20:32] (Flashback) Student Kirishima**
Why would you do that for someone like me?
**[20:39] Kirishima**
So, these flowers...
**[20:40] Kirishima**
The daughter of the guy who's
looking after me now recommended
**[20:43] Kirishima**
that I get these for you because she
thought they'd make you happy.
**[20:48] Kirishima**
She's only in grade school, and
she's way more responsible than I am.
**[20:52] Kirishima**
And yet, I'm somehow her babysitter...
**[20:55] Kirishima**
Hilarious, isn't it?
**[20:58] Kirishima**
I'm sure this is a hint for me to do
something right despite how dumb I am...
**[21:05] Kirishima**
But there's so much I've realized now
because of the little lady.
**[21:09] Kirishima**
Before this, I had no answers.
**[21:13] Kirishima**
I just tried to find the right one.
**[21:16] Kirishima**
And I was always frustrated
because I couldn't find it.
**[21:20] Kirishima**
But the truth is... There are plenty
of right answers within me.
**[21:25] Kirishima**
And it's important for me to
get closer to those answers.
**[21:29] Kirishima**
Actually... Maybe I don't really get it yet.
**[21:52] Kirishima**
I'm not very talented,
**[21:54] Kirishima**
so despite my age, I keep messing up,
and causing trouble for all kinds of people.
**[22:01] Kirishima**
Hopefully, I can tell them
all how I really feel.
**[22:04] Kirishima**
But I ain't any good at that, either.
**[22:08] Kirishima**
I always wonder what the hell I'm doing...
**[22:12] Kirishima**
But now, I'm able to realize
these days aren't so bad.
**[22:19] Kirishima**
So whenever you get bored
of being up in heaven,
**[22:22] Kirishima**
come check on me.
**[22:23] Sign**
Grave
**[22:25] Kirishima**
I'm sure I'll be getting by
in whatever way I know how.
**[22:31] Kirishima**
See ya.
**[22:33] Kirishima**
I'll come by with flowers again sometime.
**[22:36] Kirishima**
I'll need the boss to show me
how to arrange 'em first, though.
**[22:46] Yaeka**
*After Kirishima became my babysitter,*
**[22:48] Yaeka**
* I was surrounded by so many*
* people before I knew it.*
**[22:55] Yaeka**
*I've got more friends now, and Ohagi's so cute.*
**[22:59] Yaeka**
*I'm a little closer to Sugihara now, too.*
**[23:02] Yaeka**
* Ayumu-chan and Rei-chan*
* are a lot of fun, too.*
**[23:05] Yaeka**
*So I'm not as lonely anymore.*
**[23:10] Yaeka**
* I'm gonna keep being really*
* close friends with everyone*
**[23:14] Yaeka**
* so I don't ever have to*
* be super lonely again.*
**[23:28] Sign**
Dear Mommy,
You can do it.
I believe in you.
Love, Yaeka
**[23:30] Yaeka**
*Mommy, you can do it. I believe in you.*